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13938302 No.13938302 [Reply] [Original]

Honestly jaypee, what would you do to this toehoe right now?

>> No.13938307

>>13938302
Ignore underaged girl

>> No.13938311

shut door
cover with blanket

>> No.13938317

fug

>> No.13938319

>>13938307
>>13938311

The normal decision.

>>13938317

The 4chan decision.

>> No.13938331

>>13938302
i would fug that youkai cat

>> No.13938340

>>13938331
It's not a youkai if it doesn't have a silly hat.

>> No.13938348

>>13938340
cats dont wear hats

>> No.13938349

Look for a bit then sigh.

>> No.13938351

>>13938319
those wacky 4channers!

>> No.13938356
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>>13938348
Well then, I guess they can't be youkai.

>> No.13938358

>>13938319
this 4chan person is pretty lewd!

>> No.13938362
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>>13938348
>cats dont wear hats

this one does, cause its a youkai!

>> No.13938371

>>13938348
What about Orin?

>> No.13938376

>>13938302
Splash out on wedding ring. How can I not marry the girl which I humiliated by seeing her almost naked?

>> No.13938378

>>13938302
Be her biggest fan.

>> No.13938380

>>13938302
Alcohol and pudding don't make for a healthy diet. She probably lacks vitamins, protein and carbon hydrates the most now, so I'll prepare an English Breakfast and a strawberry-banana milkshake for her.
I'll also close the door, she'll get sunburnt if she continues lying there.

>> No.13938387

>>13938380
Proper husband/10.

>> No.13938390

>>13938380
She'll be tanned. People will think the Hakurei shrine maiden is a bigger slut than Sanae-tan!

>> No.13938404

>>13938311
>Blazing sunlight
>Electric fan spinning
>Hand fan
>Mosquito coil
>Empty icecream bowl

>cover with blanket
Are you retarded? It's obviously fucking hot there!

I admit I'd tease her while sleeping and fug her afterwards though

>> No.13938410

Does Reimu has a farm or garden of some kind? She can't survive with money from incident solving and scarce donations, she definetly grows something to eat.
Imagine how cute Reimu looks in her framing outfit.

>> No.13938418

>>13938410
She has her own brewery with the help of Suika and Yugi

>> No.13938423

>>13938380
Alcohol and pudding is a pretty traditional English breakfast in my family.

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>>13938348

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>> No.13938441

>>13938302
Drink a bunch of that sake
Sniff Reimu a bit
Aim the fan at me
Lie down in the shade next to her

>> No.13938445

>>13938302

At the very least take a glimpse.

>> No.13938465

>>13938423
Wild Turkey and Snackpacks are what make great men. Keep up the good work.

>> No.13938469

>>13938302
Use her soft, smooth stomach as a pillow and take a nap.

>> No.13938472

>>13938302
Leave her and let her enjoy her rest peacefully

>> No.13938520

>>13938302
It looks like a lazy summer afternoon, so I'd probably just clean up the trash and put away the bottles and lie down next to her to take a nap, maybe cradle her head in my arms if she sleeping deeply enough that it wouldn't wake her up.

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>>13938302
Reimu is a teenage girl with no parents who lives by herself. Why doesn't she have a boyfie? Sure, she's a little strange but when has that mattered?

>> No.13938602

>>13938571
Why didn't you have a romantic relationship during your teenage years?

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>>13938302

I'd fuck her like there's no tomorrow, man.

Shieet, dude. It would so fuckin' gud, man.

So fuckin' gud..

>> No.13938629

>>13938602
Because I'm a faggot.

>> No.13938659

>>13938629
So, there.

>> No.13938661

>>13938624
As soon as she feels your body on hers, she would fly out of reality and bombard you with danmaku.

I hope you can time out the spell card, anon.

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>>13938661

I'll take the risk, dudester.

Fucking her sweet pussy on a hot afternoon like that would be the dream, man.

I've got my priorities straight so I'd be more than fuckin' willing to die after fucking her into oblivion.

Fuck, man.. It would definitely be worth it, dude.

That's a really great image by the way.

>> No.13938747

>>13938302
Make her feel so good as everyone else who came in.
Aa~hh that make me feel so~ slutty!

>> No.13938953

>>13938302
I would lay down, sleep beside her and hold her hand.

>> No.13939017

Get her a pack of ice, she's melting.

>> No.13940167
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shoot danmaku at her --> brad about the fact you defeated the unstoppable shrine maiden!

>> No.13940373

>>13938302
Masturbate over her sleeping face, cop some feels, rub my dick on various parts of her body, then cum on her tummy.

>> No.13940376

put a blanket on her
pat her on the hed
shut the door
leave

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>>13938348

>> No.13940395

>>13940383
RIP

>> No.13940405

>>13938302
Imagine what she must smell like.

>> No.13940456

>>13940405
Like cotton candy.

>> No.13940481

i'd rub my cook sausaged in her legs to wake her up for her daily of bowl of eggs breakfast.

>> No.13940680

>>13938302
Probably blush at her nudity and just leave
I'm no good with women. . .

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>>13938348

>> No.13940944

I want to fuck reimu's ass while she sleeps

>> No.13941166

>>13938302
Ice cubes would be involved - she'd be covered in them. And I'd laugh maniacally while Reimu screams at being suddenly frozen. I'd be on her shit list a very long time until she eventually found it in herself to laugh at the situation.

>> No.13941187

>>13938302
Suck her toes

>> No.13941230

>>13938302
>Honestly

Well, I don't want to be killed, so I'd probably just lift that cloth so I can get a peek at her pretty pussy. Sniff her lewd aromas.

Depending how KO is her, maybe I'll carefully perform navelingus, then cautiously rest my head on her belly, and when she awakes pretend I'm sleeping and that I don't remember what happened for me to be in such a situation.

>> No.13941233

>>13938302
Sniff. Sniff everywhere

>> No.13942730

>>13941233
This. Especially her armpits.

>> No.13943685

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH REIMU

>> No.13943780 [DELETED] 

>>13943685
I want to have sex with you. So bad... I bet your cock is just so yummy, I'm salivating just thinking about shoving it in my mouth.

>> No.13943798

Reimu can't get married or have sex because she's a shrine maiden. Go pester Marisa instead.

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>>13943798

>> No.13944009

>>13940383
That's not an youkai cat. It's a cat goddess.

>> No.13944070

Cover her up, I guess. Though her body is nice her personality just makes me so uninterested. I don't even want to rape her.

>> No.13944187

>>13938302
Fuck lovely her pussy

>> No.13944335

I will cover her up, and put her back to bed, or else she will catch a col.

>> No.13944362

>i can do many things....with that spoon..

....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nqYj5B-fX0

>> No.13944444

close the door, put a blanket over her and maybe take a peak under the cloth before that, depending on how deeply she was sleeping

I'd also clean up a bit, a room after a heavy drinking session is usually pretty messy, so she'd probably appreciate that when she wakes up

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>>13938302
Honestly? I'd probably walk around like an idiot, wondering why I haven't asked her out yet? Either that or take a peep under that skirt and go home.

>> No.13944809

>>13938302

Urinate on her.

Defecate on the cat but miss since the cat will be aware of my presence.

>> No.13945647

>>13938302
Put her hand on water, put glue on her other hand, put butter on her feets.

>> No.13945677

>>13940405
shit

>> No.13946110

>>13938302
Lift blanket
Sniff
Run the fuck away

>> No.13946642

Wake that lazy bitch up.

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>>13944505

Whoa... that's a naice image, dude.

But, like, you're acting like a fuckin' pussy, man.

You need to grow some balls, dudebro.

Like, fuck her straight up.

No puss, man.

No puss.

>> No.13946744

>>13938302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da3mzbaTT0s

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>>13938571
she has marisa!

>> No.13947658

>>13938302
Sniff the manko!

>> No.13954589

steel beams

>> No.13956652 [DELETED] 

>>13938302

I went like, back to page 8 or 7 to check up on this thread solely because of this image, dude.

It's really a freakin' naice image, man.

Yeaaaaahh... Freakin' naice.

It's like summer and shiet. Oh yeaaaaahh..

>> No.13957899

>>13938404
>>13944362
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13957984
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>>13956652
"WHERE DA 2HU WIMMIN AT????"
-You

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>>13957984

Dude...

Portuguese aren't niggers, man.

Fuck the negros, dude.

Fuck'em.

>> No.13958568

>>13958560
You're as white as my shit.

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>>13958568

Well I kinda got a naice tan goin' on, dudester.

It's the summer, man. You're a freakin' nerdlord if you haven't gone to the beach and got tanned, dude.

But I'm not a fuckin' negro though. Seriously, fuck'em, man.

The Portuguese shipped the negros to the Americas to work as slaves, dude. We fuckin' hate negros.

>> No.13958742

>>13938302
Digital rectal examination
I am concerned for her health.

>> No.13958987

>>13943780
How about me? You can take both, I like group sex.

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>>13938302
Shut door, put on bed, cover with a blanket, lights off, sweet dreams.

Meanwhile I'll finish the bottles.

Pic not related.

>> No.13959516 [DELETED] 

>>13958987
I don't like group sex. I like to make my partner feel special by getting as intimate as I can, and that can only be done properly with me and one other person.

>> No.13961426

I would donate money so Reimu can buy an air conditioner!

>> No.13967934

>>13938302
You don't want to know.

>> No.13968414

I'd wake her up, hand her 20 bucks and fuck her.

>> No.13970584

>>13958589
Lmao

You fags had a lot of shit going on during the napoleon era yeah?

You had to run off to the colonies so you wouldn't get raped by the french army.

Your people fucked negroes in the colonies like no tomorrow.

You're as white as my shit, faggot.

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