Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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First for WHERE IS THE TRANSLATION MAGGOTS

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Second for stop getting banned you yandere faggot

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>>13935454
Hellhounds are cute! CUTE!

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Angels a best

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FIFTH FOR SLIMES

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>>13935474
This man speaks truth.

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My bags are already packed, can't sleep though, flight is going to be soon, really excited

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>>13935497
Nobody cares

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>>13935474
>Yo, geekboy.
>Where do you think your going?
wat do

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Didn't we have a thread with only 300 posts just this morning? How are we on another already?

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>>13935500
Undress myself.

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>>13935500
I suppose I ask them what they want.
If they want sex I oblige. If they try some dumb bullying shit I leave.

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>>13935503
Comiket, new towho, ect.

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>>13935474
Would have sex with in the dark with her legs locked around my hips, using only her natural radiance and glow as light.

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>>13935360
Shut the fuck up, you pity partying little shit. You're worse than Bollocks if you're going "I'M A PIECE OF SHIT"

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>>13935497
Fuck off and die.

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>>13935500
Fuck off, Panty.

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>>13935500
Desluttify the slut angel so my cock is the only cock she'll ever want.

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I want to plan my dispersal with a werewolf, and leave the rest of her pack all behind!

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Tanned gyaru monstergirls that act like delinquents in public but are affectionate in private?

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>>13935527
BREAKIN' OUT OF MY PAIN!
NOTHIN' VENTURED - NOTHIN' GAINED!

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>>13935454
>>13935466
I want to wrap up in a blanket cocoon with a Hellhound on a rainy day and watch Toku and Jojo with her.

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>>13935544
I like it!

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>>13935544
Thugdere is olev.

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>>13935544
Yes.

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I got my third Miia daki
going to get a credit card after i get off work tonight so i can get the 7 meter one

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>>13935544
>Tanned gyaru monstergirls
Would that make an Ogre just a darker shade of green?

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>>13935455
We Garthim now

Skeksis girl when?

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>>13935598
>Spoiler
But how?

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>>13935607
>An Ur-Skek girl

For what purpose. All they'd do is whimper like the fucking Chamberlain.

I love Dark Crystal

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>>13935618
They're up on Crab's merch website, i just have to buy it through proxy

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>>13935598
That is not the right move in the long run.

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>>13935598
Good luck man, follow your dreams. I really hope you're able to get the 7 Meter one.

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>>13935631
>Implying you don't want to pat her head and hear that sweet
>"MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM husband" while you plot to make her the Empress

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>>13935636
Anon, I have a decent amount of disposable income, these will only be available for a short amount of time, and i don't currently have the money for it

I can put 400 a month into paying it off

it will be all fine in no time

and look at this thing

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What's better then a Crow Tengu? A lot of things actually, but they're still lovely.

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>>13935607
>The Garthim were the strike force of the Skeksis, powered by The Dark Crystal. They were created after the Skeksis discovered the prophecy revealing that a Gelfling would reverse The Great Division. The word "Garthim" is a plural noun, with no singular.[2]
Huh.

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>>13935658
Christ man, how much does that cost? It's like 125 yen to the dollar right now so it has to be at least 50,000 yen.

Not that I should say anything. I just spent about 130,000 last month on headphones and an amp plus middleman and shipping but damn.

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>>13935671
it's 100000 yen

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>>13934990
An anubis could manage if her husband died, couldn't she? After all, her kind are known to guide the souls of the dead to the afterlife.
She'd know for certain that he'd be waiting for her when she finally passed over to the other side, right?
So she wouldn't cry. She wouldn't cry even when she thinks about how their daughter will grow up without her father's love and guidance. She wouldn't cry when she speaks to an empty room out if habit, only catching herself when she realises there's nobody behind her, with an answer to all her questions. And she definitely wouldn't cry when she goes to sleep every night in a bed too large for her, wishing above all else that she could still feel her husband's touch.

She'll see him again, because there is such a thing as an afterlife. There has to be. It can't just end with oblivion. Right?

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>>13935675
>$800 for a daki
Well fuck. Nips and their exclusive merch huh?

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>TFW no Gnolls
>Or Djinni
>Or Jotunn
>Or other Donut Steel shit

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>>13935658
If you can afford it, then go for it, man.
Fall asleep every night surrounded in Miia dakis, dreaming about lamias and tail hugs.

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>>13935678
>believing in an afterlife.

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>>13935681
Ya it really fucking blows

>>13935686
I've been wanting my Miia snake pit for a long time, I always figured i would have to commission all of them
I got Loen to make my first one he still hasn't sent me stuff to pay him, jesus christ loen if you're reading this, please message me Paypal info that actually works on pixiv
and then all this stuff came out

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>>13935632
THEY ARE?!

I guess the 17 at Comiket were just a limited first run...?

Link?

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>tfw no yirmak girl to ride into combat with
>her big clawed hands will never set you on her shoulders

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>>13935690
>Almost entirely her reason for existing is to guide peoples souls to the afterlife

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>>13935678
Goddammit anon...bad enough when it's just random MGs being sad, nevermind the one I actually waifu...

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>>13935705
>not big, fuzzy geldirus girls to keep you warm during a raging snowstorm
Step it up.

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>>13935682
But those are all legit if you get off your ass and write them well. I've been thinking about writing those asshole fish people, Kuoa-Toa.

>Full on fish ladies with scaly legs who worship dark gods and have to be whipped regularly to keep from going stark raving mad

KC should get on them with his Chaos binge he was on. I just have too much to do right now. But man I could enjoy writing some crazy sexy slimy fishy masochists.

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>>13935705
>Yirmak
The fuck? How do you waifu one of these things?

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>Fucking getting 4 Miia dakis
You know, I talk a lot about wanting to be part of some snake pit...
But I never imagined somebody would have tried to do it with 4 of the same girl.
Also, you're blowing the fuck out of your bank, man.

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>>13935722
>geldirus
What the fuck are you guys making me google?

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>>13935728
>Kuoa-Toa
Man, my monster knowledge must be weak, since this is the fourth thing I've had to look up that someone said in this thread in 30 minutes.

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>>13935728
Almost forgot the elf-tier superiority complex and amazonian-tier enslavement.

>I am the greatest, most superior of all monstergirls.
>Now tie me up and whip me you pathetic surface dweller
>This time I want to hear it crack
>LIKE YOU MEAN IT
>Aw yeah, like that
I'm so glad I married you instead of sacrificing you to the dark god Negawalker

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>>13935690
But her whole culture is based around the peace souls find after death. How would she be able to live with herself if she knew that she'd never be able to see her husband again? Knowing that he's simply Gone?

It'd break her heart if she couldn't see his smile even one more time. She goes through nearly every night hugging her pillow, wishing it was her lover, wrapping his own arms around her and whispering into her ears that he's there for her,
But it never happens.

The only peace she can find is in the daughter you left behind, and it's one stained with regret. Because as much as that little anubis will make life worth living, she'll always think to herself, "I wish he was here to see her grow up."

>>13935716
Well, look on the bright side. At least she'll never actually be with you to feel that horrid, hopeless sense of loss.
Instead she'll simply know the numb emptiness of never experiencing true love with you, her dearest husbando.

Oh, wait...

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>>13935753
How is that game?
Looks interesting.

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>>13935773
You go into the Underdark in a campaign, you remember the scary shit you find there.

>Gricks popping out of the walls like it's fucking tremors and dragging off party members never to be seen again

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>>13935786
Don't ask me, I had no idea. I had to look up what these guys were talking about in the first place.

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>>13935792
>Gricks
Jesus Christ
What the fuck
http://imgur.com/4AqV69A

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>>13935786
It's fun if you like 4X games like civilization. The lore is way more interesting than Beyond Earth, at least.

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>>13935786
It's fairly good. They choose a weird, but enjoyable approach to faction 'balance.' Generally smooth gameplay and a good UI, though it's advisable to spend the first fifteen minutes to mouse over everything on all the screens. Lots of lore tidbits if you're into that.
Suffers from the same problem as many 4x games, namely that the AI is easy to figure out. Not that will stop it from lodging a dragon dick in your ass on higher difficulties.

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>>13935782
Wow, someone's getting mighty poetic with "Your waifu isn't real".

Though I suppose that is somewhat refreshing compared to the standard.

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>>13935659
Nerd Bird Christmas Cakes!

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>>13935815
I think I prefer it to the standard if they're this creative about it.

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>>13935831
Exactly.

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>>13935819
The kind that spends her nights drinking while reading smutty romance?

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Why is there nothing of these two together? Why isn't there art of a Salamander and a Lizardgirl fighting or just doing something together?
I don't understand?

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>>13935851
The very same one who watches that young teenage boy next door and concocts fantasies of luring him into her feathery embrace.

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>>13935863
*understand.
Didn't mean to put that question mark there.

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>>13935815
I feel that an occasional dose of sadness acts as a contrast to make all the sweetness otherwise posted that much more heartwarming.

Writing about the death stuff like I was for a few posts is a bit predictable, maybe, but it's probably more agreeable than writing about war crimes committed against monstergirls.

Plus, it's a little bit of variety from the usual gushing I post about anubii, succubi, hellhounds, and whatnot.
I'll always go back to that stuff, but a bit of sadness makes the happy stuff much more valuable, I think.

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>>13935864
But she's too insecure to make a move on him and can only watch as he has fun with his mothman freind.

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Ok Anon, in a world of swords and sorcery you've been studying under a wizard only to earn his wrath after eating his sandwitch. As such, he's given you over to a friend of his to teach you instead.

ROLL THE RACE!
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Attitude! d10
1. Magical Neet! (Would rather stay in and study than deal with people)
2. Racial norm
3. Himedere
4. Light Tsun
5. Light Yan
6. Kuudere
7. Dandere
8. Thugdere
9. Deredere
10. Tomboy

Body Type! (Slimes it's just their favored form) d12

1. Tall (foot and a half taller than normal)
2. Short (foot and a half shorter than normal)
3. Oppai Loli
4. MUSCLE (Even mages should be stronk! Bigger than an oni on steroids. May be caused by magic)
5.Chubby (You decide where the extra padding goes)
6. Skinny (why eat when you can study magic? Not anorexic)
7. FAT (Pot belly, huge, heart shaped ass, and breasts that rival a holst. No extra chins)
8. Normal
9. Perfect hourglass
10. loli (CC for loli types)
11. Fit (Toned, because sometimes she goes in dungeons)
12. Shortstack! (foot and a half shorter than normal with a little 'extra' in the chest/rear)


Quirks d12:
1. Normal
2. DIRE! (foot taller than normal with extra muscle!)
3. Pygmy (Foot shorter than normal)
4. Muscle Wizard (It's like casting spells with punches!)
5. Chimera (Roll another race and mix it with her. May be from an experiment gone wrong)
6. Twins! (Roll new body/attitude and a quirk they share)
7. Familiar! (She has a familiar that helps out sometimes. Mostly just naps though)
8. GOLEMS (Has 3 golems that serve her and generally keep things clean)
9. Summoner (Summon everything from demons to angels.)
10. A really good cook. (That's it)
11. Magitech Master (We Shadowrun now)
12. Necromancer (She's a lich with a legion of skeletons/zombies.)


So Anon, how much do you learn?

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>>13935863
Damn Lizardgirl needs an art update bad.

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>>13935884
>Kuudere Fit Arachne/Doppelganger hybrid

Thanks Wizard, she's a way better teacher and probably not a dick.

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>>13935884
>Amazoness
>Thugdere
>Fit (like as if she wasn't already)
>Muscle Wizard
I guess I learn how to be a muscle wizard or die trying.
Pretty good if I do say so myself, that is, if she doesn't kill me.

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>>13935870
So people say, but I don't really get it. But if it helps you along, more power to you.

I will agree that it's better than the war crimes stuff though.

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>>13935870
I disagree completely, and still say you're a faggot, but it's always nice to see people actually reason out their shit. Good on you.

>>13935884
>Dandere normal Cockatrice who is a Magitech Master
I have a lot to learn. A lot. In a few ways.

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>>13935898
Are you ready for her to change her hair/facial features to see how you react?

>>13935905
>"Toughen up Anon! You're never going to be a wizard if you keep being a bitch!"

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>>13935888
She already got one update. She's not likely to get a second.

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>>13935884
>Devil
>tomboy
>standard body type for her race
>Muscle Wizard

So it's time to learn muscle demonology?

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Why has no one drawn a Mantiswasp girl yet?

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>>13935888
She's okay to me.

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>>13935888
What's wrong with her?

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>>13935884
>light yand Amazoness w/ golem servants
The golems will clean up the mess, but my memories will be forever stained.

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>>13935929
One person has actually. Since he has a Hornet Girl OC, and a Mantis Girl OC who were in a relationship, when he saw this gif, he drew their "Gay Baby".

Sadly just a couple small, not-very-detailed sketches of her as a toddler.

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>>13935929
What the fuck are you doing, nature?

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>>13935884
>Regular muscled centaur with magitech.
This isn't a mage. It's just some old veteran soldier. I'll take her.

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>>13935922
Yeah I know. But you can see how far KC has improved since then.
>>13935931
That's fine.
>>13935939
Just look at Salamander compared to her. She's way rougher looking than Salamander.

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>>13935941
I remember that. Way too furry for my tastes.
>>13935944
Nature is one scary bitch, anon.

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>>13935944
Life, wonderful indeed.

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>>13935884
>Talll, tomboy Sphinx

Okay. Was always curious about that Egyptian magic...

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>>13935952
Can you handle an old warhorse like her?

>>13935940
Don't worry Anon, you're here forever!

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>>13935944
Isn't it most optimal for to predators to mix their best characteristics to catch prey?

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>>13935884
>Quadruplets
>Himedere Dark Slime who likes taking the shape of an Oppai Loli.
>Deredere Dark Slime who likes taking a perfect hourglass shape.
>Thugdere Dark Slime who likes taking the form of a Shortstack.
>Tomboy Dark Slime who likes taking a /fit/ shape.
>All of them are Cheshire Cat Chimeras
>Four aggressive slime rapists with Cheshire Cat powers.
This seems a little much for accidentally eating his sandwich. Does he just hate me?
As for what I learned, I learned how to get raped by four slime sisters for the rest of my life.
The real question is, is that a bad thing?

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>>13935952
>associating with horse pussy

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>>13935993
This strikes me as Sanic-tier stuff.

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>>13935998
How exactly? I'm not seeing the Sanic.

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>>13935986
>Can you handle an old warhorse like her?
I would make her feel young and beautiful again and help her rediscover love in her jaded heart.

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>>13936000
I think he meant the special snowflake levels are off the fucking charts.

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>>13935996
Horse pussy is fine too.

Some people want to stick their hands/dicks into unknown liquid chemicals that is known as slimes, some into literal semen demons, spiders, lava, birds.

Centaurs aren't the worse thing out there.

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>>13936013
If by that you mean the whole "four girls" thing, I can't help it if I keep rolling the twins quirk.
Just once, just once I'd like to maybe get Dire or something on my first roll, but I keep getting siblings. Last time it was the Cheshire Triplets, and before that it was the Hobgoblin Quintuplets. Why does this keep happening?

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>>13935993
>This seems a little much for accidentally eating his sandwich. Does he just hate me?
You don't understand anon. That was the perfect sandwich. As in there has never been nor will ever be a sandwich as perfect as that one ever again. Twenty-two gods spent eons creating that sandwich, all of whom are now lost to time. Your former wizard master spent most of his life (off and on but still) trying to find the spell and harness the proper magicks to summon that sandwich, then you went and ate it while he went to clean up the summoning circles.
You deserve everything you get you gluttonous punk.

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>>13936019
>Centaurs aren't the worse thing out there.
They're the thrid worst.

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>>13936026
You're a chick magnet, anon.

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>>13935741
>not liking big, strong insect women
step up.

>>13935786
Pretty good. Decent setting.

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>>13936027
Oh yeah, because a ham sandwich on white bread is the ultimate sandwich, that's why it was in the fridge for nearly a week.
I only ate it because there was literally nothing else.

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>>13936030
>Putting them below Matango, Parasite Slime, Roper, Queen Roper, and all the rest of the abominable creatures.

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>>13936019
I want to date an Old Horse!

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Praise the moon.

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>>13936019
>>13936049
Horse pussy is A-okay as long as you love the girl attached to it.

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>>13936036
It only looked and tasted that way to your less attuned self.
A true master of magic would recognize it for what it was.

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>>13936049
She doesn't have time for those games at her age anon. You need to commit.

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>>13935929
If this isn't evidence of genetic engineering I don't know what is.

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>>13936073
It wasn't even his though. It was mine, I made it and then he swept in, said "mine now", ate half of it, and slammed the other half in the fridge. I was fucking hungry and he didn't have anything other than "Male Dysfunction" potions and living dolls in his tower.
Fuck wizards.

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>>13936093
>Eat a shitty wonderbread ham and cheese sandwich fridge
>Boss gets on your case for eating his extradimensional Bread of Wonder from that universe without monstergirls
>Sells you to old horsepussy to get even

Sounds like a wizard alright.

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>>13936093
How did you make a sandwich at all if there was no food in his tower?
Checkmate plebians.

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>>13936110
>Old horsepussy
Pay attention anon, he sent me to four fucking Dark Slime sisters.
That old shit condemned me to life as a semen pump for eating a shitty sandwich.

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>>13936118
He only had the bread and a few slices of ham.
After he took my sandwich he didn't have anything.
I don't even think that fucker needs to eat.

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>>13935884
>normal shortstack stronk yeti
Oh boy, time to learn nothing.

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Goodnight everyone. Keep your waifus warm and safe.

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>>13935884
>arch imp
>magical neet
>fat
>dire
A big strongfat neet girl to teach me magic, regardless of how much I learn, I think me and her will get along quite well.

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>>13935884
>Unicorn
Healing magic it is then.
>attitude is in line with the racial norm
They have nice, manageable attitudes, so that's good news.
>shortstack
Hopefully this means I won't have to deal with building interiors and furniture designed for much higher inhabitants.
>magitech master
Looks like we'll be revolutionalizing fatasyland healthcare, one magic powered medical instrument at a time.

Not bad. She sounds like good company, definitely miles above that faggot wizard. Don't think I'd have to worry about much while I learned all the tricks of her trade and would beready to strike out on my own.

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>No gothloli Familiar twins
>One with a bust that makes the average Holstaur green with envy
>The other with legs and an ass that rival all but the most extreme of Elin

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>>13936173
Hey, she knows cuddling magic!

>>13936189
Just get ready for when she sits in your lap and opens a scrying portal to show you what some other folks are doing.

Like watching some adventurers go through a dungeon.

>>13936197
>Tiny, sweet horse who creates magical healing devices.

A good girl.

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>>13935884
>Dandere oppai loli muscle wizard alp

W-was she a dwarf in a past life or something?
Either way I'm ok with this!
Time to learn Fist! and cuddle the alp at night.

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>>13935884
>Twin yuki-onna.
>One's a tall , the other has a perfect hourglass shape.
>They're both necromancers.

I don't know, how long before they fly off the straight and marrow and ice me for making too many puns?

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>>13936232
Rip anon, you were a good person.

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>>13936232
Depends, what did you roll for attitudes?

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>>13936243
a pair of ice cubes

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>>13936253
yeah, you're getting pinned to the ground by zombies and ridden by the two of them till you chill it with the puns.

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>>13936243
Light yan and tomboy.

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Good night Anons,

Time for me to hit it, have a pleasant evening and don't burn down the thread, the mummies are afraid their bandages will catch fire.

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>>13936220
Do't worry man, I'm always ready. Plus, my legs can easily handle heavy weights on them no problem. This just means We get to sit back, relax, and give her surprise headpats while she sits on my lap.

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>>13936262
Their bandages can't catch fire if I remove them all first.

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>>13936267
You say that but are you prepared for her to fall asleep in your lap?

Are you ready for her to freeze up when you give her headpats because she really doesn't know how to deal with human men?

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>>13936269
HE HAS THE MUMMIES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg

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>>13936269
Now your thinking!

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>>13935884
>Himedere Dire Loli Nightmare
I'm not sure how big this horse is, but I'm sure I'd eventually learn lots of dream magic. First I need to brush her coat, trim her hooves, untangle her tail, give her a bath, brush her again...

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Reminder that this is the best girl that ever was, is, or will be.

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>>13936294
Probably a head smaller than a regular nightmare but built like a tank.

Hopefully she'll teach you magic after you finish your duties.

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>>13936280
Dude, my calf muscles are really strong and I'm fully prepared for whatever might occur when she falls asleep. Plus I can't wait to see the look on her face when she receives her first headpat, it will be priceless.

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I drew a thing.
I'll put it up on my mother's fridge or whatever.

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>>13936329
Also got this.

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>>13936303
Potentially the scariest as well.

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>>13936281
Is it time to binge on 90s cartoon theme music again? Yes, I think it is.

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>>13935884
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gazer
Oh..
>Light Yan
Ok..
>Chubby
I have this thing about being chubby. I hate it.
>Summoner
So.. Can I cheat you with sexy angel you summoner?
>how much do you learn?
I accidentally summoned a very strong Succubus and how I am her slave. The Gazer is fine though. I fact she was impressed. Then she said something about taming my summons.

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>>13936340
WE'RE THE DARK!
STALKERRRRRS!

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>>13936303
>>13936337

And the stinkiest

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>>13936303
I want to smell her armpits!

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>>13936329
But Anon, however will you explain to your mother that desire deep inside of you to date a monstergirl?

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>>13936376
Good point.
I have to burn it.

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>>13936309
Really?
Can you handle giving her long, loose hair a ruffle and watching as she slowly turns to look at you eyes wide as she tries to figure out whats going on, gently nuzzling into your hand automatically.

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>>13936357
>>13936369
Fuck you

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>>13936409
Ah but you see sir, This is exactly what I've been waiting for, to which I will continue to pat her head until we both fall into sweet blissful sleep, with a big goofy smile of content resting on her face.

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>>13936462
No, fuck you leatherman

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>>13936472
I'm the boss of this gym.

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>>13936340
I want to be a Paladin when I grow up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbWDjzTM0A

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>>13936495
What happens if I break the RUUURUUUS?

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Is it Mofu time yet?

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>>13936502
You get raped. Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936340
I want a cartoon to use this as their opening theme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL_gP-73FeI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936505
Why does she only have one sock?

[Anonymous No.]

How much better would this manga be if there was monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936505
Up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936505
No, not unless you have some undead mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936495
Is Scanty wearing TWO sets of panties?
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936516
Would babysit and get sexually harassed by this little fox.

[Anonymous No.]

I am fairly certain it is always mofu time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936531
Dual wielding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936511
I want Jake Kaufman to make Act 2 mixes of the stage themes.
Like what they did with Sonic 3. But better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936535
You'd have to do what she says or she'll tell her parents what a mofuphile you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936495
You will never be lewdly disciplined by Kneesocks for breaking the RUUURUUUUS
Fucking take me now, God

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936535
>"Hey anon, can I sit on your lap while we watch this movie?"

>"Hey Anon, can you help me take a bath?"

Trust me son, you be treading dangerous waters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936543
>>13936552
I don't see much bad about it, but I am still the boss. She'll be in bed by nine whether she likes it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936552
>"Gee Anon, You've got something pretty big in there, huh?"
>"I wanna see it..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936535
Eh I'd cut to the chase and molest her ears until she's paralyzed with pleasure so I could laze around until her parents came back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936561
Parents come home at midnight , seem surprised you are sitting on the couch watching TV, they look around checking the place til one of them asks "what time do you put her to bed?" .
"9pm" you replied "took a little work, but shes in bed"

The mother grins and goes off to the bedroom, and the father pays you, and you gon on your way.
Right as you leave and the father is closing the door, you hear the mother shouting "REALLY, DUCT TAPPING MY DAUGHTER TO THE BED!!!!"

......

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936561
What if she says she can't sleep because she's afraid of the monster in the closet and asks you to sleep with her? To keep her safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936566
>"Well OK, but don't tell anyone about it, promise?"

That's when I unzip my pants and reveal my massive pic related which flies out of my boxers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936531
Have you really never seen that before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936584
Well, I wouldn't go THAT far. Something less obvious.
>>13936586
Yes, but only until she goes to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936545
Kneesocks would be the worst one to deal with anything lewd. Shit you could probably turn the tables on her with little effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936597
I've seen, it, but only now do I realize she was pulling off two sets of panties instead of, well, whatever the fuck I was thinking she was wearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936600
That's half the fun of it

[Anonymous No.]

THE ELF HAS ESCAPED!
I REPEAT THE ELF HAS ESCAPED!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

[Anonymous No.]

Here anons.

Have a Catgirl/Kunoichi/Lava Golem.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/NinjaKitty/366034/GolemNK

Cause why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936643
AW SHIT MAN, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO RAPE ANYTHING! Doctor's orders. GAME OVER MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936662
>this person gets paid $3,700 a month to make these drawings

Um.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936675
Living the dream right there, if I could life off drawing in my own home I'd even take sonic x futa inflation commissions to support it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936688
You don't even have to be a good artist, apparently. Draw porn and people will pay for it regardless of quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936675
Oh trust me, that's nothing. NK at least draws a wide variety of things, adores feedback, and works to improve his style, poses, expressions, and more.

Compare Sakimichan, who draws 1 kind of thing in 1 way, does nothing special beyond their vibrant coloring style, and gets paid how much? Ah yes, $60,000 a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936675
3700?
Pfft
Guy who draws picrelated get nearly $13k a month

And this guy http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=terufuu gets $634 a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936923
That's fucking sad, man.
That's fuckin' not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936923
Well, that's just because the conversion of pokedollars to freedom bucks is kind of terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936923
Why does her hair look like shit running down her head?
Why does it look like there's candlewax running down her head too?
Why does she look like a terrible knockoff of Belle?
Why do her clothes look so poorly drawn?
Why does this guy make $13k a month for this!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936824
But Sakimi is legitimately good, not $60k-worthy but still better than most

[Anonymous No.]

The Happening will never happen

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, boys! Name your #1 favorite MG/waifu.
I don't care if she's not popular, do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936959
But the happening has already begun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936933
>Why does she look like a terrible knockoff of Belle?
It's supposed to be Hermione from HP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936966
>It's supposed to be Hermione from HP
Well, it don't look like Hermione.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936964
Dormouse. What do I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936965
>Dude who went full-Goofy
So THIS is what they were talking about on /v/ that one time!
This is fucking amazing. I'm dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936973
I'm going to make a list.
For delivery purposes, hopefully.
I'm not a drawfag, I'm gonna request shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936964
>>13936978
>Delivery purposes
What a coincidence, my favorite Monster Girl works part time with delivery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936978
Probably a better idea to ask in 8-12 hours when it'll be pretty busy. There is a 70% chance of shitstorms, so do be cautious with your timing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936983
Sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936964
Ushi-Oni. I don't care for the pelvis breaking meme, she's wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936992
Ushi is pretty nice. Fluffy, but still monsterous. And ears I just want to play with while clinging to her back.

[Anonymous No.]

Shh... The Titty Fox is asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937045
Too much holst milk, poor thing can't stand on her own power without leaning back enough to break her spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936965
I
don't know what to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937052
But you'll be a good Samaritan and help support her heavy fox breasts right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937064
I don't think I could hold all that boob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937045
I want to buy her swimsuits and go swimming with her and her buoyancy aides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936514
Good thing the other manga from the same artist is about underground fights amongst monster girls uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937132
Is killing bites still going? I mean, it's just so bland. Thus Killing Bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>Echidna mother gives birth to Monster hybrids
>Goblin/Oni hybrid. Goblonis.
>Reproduce like Goblins. Short but thick. Oni strength, lust, and vitality in a smaller package. Just one can outdrink the whole bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937137
>Is killing bites still going?
Yes, translations are dead and ridiculously behind now.

At least Arachnid is still getting translated slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936505

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937162
So this is how the world ends. Not with fire. Not with ice. With shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935953
I think Lizardman looks better, personally. Mostly because she doesn't have fucking huge hands/feet.
Original Lizardman was better though

[Anonymous No.]

>randomly checking out Japanese Ushi-Oni stories
>Ushi-Oni anal
>tagged as "bestiality"
wat

[Anonymous No.]

THREE MON MUSU DOUJINS UP FOR SALE AT COMIKET TOMORROW, BOYS. I WILL BUY THEM ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937352
What are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937354
From what I can tell, there's the Suu slime raping papi one, a Miia one and one with all the main girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937354
Not him, but I know that one of them is Papi/Suu hentai. I've heard rumors of a few vanilla Darling/Miia doujins too, and one where Darling and Miia swap minds.
The only two I know for sure are actually real are Suu/Papi and also one where Rachnera rapes everyone in the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936019
I want to wrestle a centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935454
Why is she whimpering?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yarrr, what're ye doin', ya filthy landlubber?"
>"Or what is it that humans nowadays call wimps like ye? Nerds?"

[Anonymous No.]

Are there Dragonsluts or people otherwise well versed in Dragons and their inner workings? I want to know what a magnificent creature like that looks for in a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937389
I'mma plunder yo booty, and then you can shiver me timbers, and then nobody will get upset!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936462
Is there a problem? Don't you enjoy the scent of your lover's sweat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937389
W-Why'd you have to knock over the sand castle I made?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937427
Because she got thrown on it by the tide. She's not exactly in control of the situation, but to save face she's trying to act tough. No nose bops, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937437
She's got a sword! She must know how to use it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937450
She bought it from a shop on the boardwalk. It's made from plastic. She has an actual cutlass, but it's back in her shipwreck home. She doesn't want to hurt any little kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937450
You have any idea what seawater does to swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937450
>She's got a sword!

YOU IDIOTS! WE'VE ALL GOT SWORDS!!

[Anonymous No.]

So why no school of loli Piranhas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937454
Oh... Well I ask her if she wants to go to the local fish market and maybe help her pick out something nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936923
>>13936824
>>13936948
Who are these people and how are they getting paid like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937465
Anondin and his Kakuen companion in not-Badghdad when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937389
I'm just swimming! Please don't hurt me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937487
Shark Girls only attack people who swim like nerdy Selkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937474
One jump, ahead of the breadline!
One swing, ahead of the sword!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937491
Hey! I'll have you know I've been swimming since I was like 3 years old! I've practically lived in the water!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937496
Just like a nerdy Selkie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937497
But I haven't been practically living in freezing cold arctic waters, so not like a Selkie at all. More like a normal mermaid. Or maybe a Scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937492
And we could combine Jasmine and Ra-something to make a Jinko princess.
>>13937501
So you swim like a girl? Guess who's getting Jaw'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937505
I just keep digging this hole deeper, don't I?
Something something pun about how my strongest stroke is breaststroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937509
>breaststroke
You got yourself a blushing shark who's wondering whether or not she has the guts to take this further and ask you to show her.

[Anonymous No.]

Sassy Shark Sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935744
>That spoiler

I chortled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937518
Sassy is not the word for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937516
Well, I'd be just as embarrassed and blushing as her. That wasn't a bad pun, breaststroke is actually my favorite swimming style. How mad would she be if I actually started swimming around when asked to show her?
>>13937518
Why not make it better? Sassy Sadistic Shark Sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937532
>How mad
Not mad. Disappointed in herself and her inability to score. She would leave and go eat ice cream to make herself feel better.
>Sassy Sadistic Shark Sluts
Desire to become a porn star intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937532
>sadistic

Don't care for sassy either, I live around that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937546
>Those thighs
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937538
Maybe I'll take her to go get ice cream, then. It's the least I could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937552
>friendzoning the Shark
Hidoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937557
I never said I'm friendzoning the shark! I'm just taking her for an ice cream date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937564
A pity date? That's just so typical for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937557
>friendzoning monstergirls

Sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937568
It's not a pity date either! I'm just enjoying a sweet treat with a beautiful pirate girl!

Actually come to think of it, what sorts of monster girls would you get in beach towns? I'm thinking loud, obnoxious seagull harpies who steal food from tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937581
>not petting the shark
Step it up, senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937581
Crabs with fetishes for scrubbing dirty boys clean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937592
I won't just pet her! I'll cuddle the shark, too! She'll probably give me a smack upside the head, but it's worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937581
>seagull harpies
Oh fuck no they are awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937603
MINE! MINE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936049
>Ara? A new farmhand?
>You seem rather calm, despite seeing a champion race horse. Well, I suppose at my age it's more like former champion.
>Do your best, boya. I'll be watching you with some interest.
>Flowers? For me? Why, you're going to set my teeth on edge with such forwardness. Surely you have some young mare to pursue.
>'But there's a young mare right in front of me!' Listen to you, boy! What about this figure says I'm a spring chicken anymore?
>It's fine, I know how you must feel, seeing oneesan like this. It's not often you see a centaur looking more like a dairy cow than an equestrian racer, Mm?
>Honest. I like that.
>Undress, and undress me.
>Don't you want to hold my breasts? I've seen the way you've looked at them. There we go.
>Not like you have anything to lose.
>A boy like you should learn to swallow his fear, I won't eat you... much.
>Such a thick, masculine taste. You're quite the devil for hiding this from me.
>It's been a while since I've been with a man, and I hope you can keep up with me, boya.
>Eh? Sex?
>This is just our first tryst, boya. You won't get to experience my horse pussy until you've shown that you can commit to a relationship.
>But do your best to become stronger <3~
>I await the day you'll ravish me with your seed <3~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937603
I go on vacation in a town where the seagulls are awful. They will literally swipe food right out of your hand. If you have food that's not in a closed container and they see you, you're going to end up with about a dozen seagulls mobbing you and trying to get your food.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be attacked by a swarm of loli piranha girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937618
I once had a fucking mallard swipe a cookie off my hand.
>>13937619
What's with you an loli piranhas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937627
Now imagine about 12-15 smaller mallards flying and swarming around your face and arms trying to get that cookie from you while squawking as loud as they can.
Now imagine what that would be like with black-and-white winged, yellow-eyed, bad-tempered seagull harpies wearing bathing suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937635
Hey, at least the Harpies don't poop on you.
Unless you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936505
is it ever not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937472
>how are they getting paid like this?
Fetishes, uhhhhhhhh, find a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937612
>old horse
>"19 in human years"

come on, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937472
You can earn a lot of money from art should you appeal to a certain crowd constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937743
>Over $30,000
>In two weeks
Time to die I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937345
More importantly, where does one even stick it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937743
>loves to create characters
>no oc whatsoever
kek
Keep in mind that patreon money is not that consistent. Backers drop in and out all the time. And of course, patreon themselves can take up to a 10% cut on each payment depending on payment methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937766
Her anus was somewhere on the spider part.
I don't think that really qualifies as bestiality though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937743
>$800k/year

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937774
Where did you find this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935884
>A tall dire Lillim with their usual attitude

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937785
Very, but in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937777
http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=84&id=black
It's not exactly stellar writing, mind you.
I'm just wondering why the author's talking about bestiality just because of some Ushi-Oni spinneret fingering and spider-butt fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

The good news is that your waifu is taking you on a trip to her natural habitat!
The bad news is she's taking you to the deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of her natural habitat. If your waifu is a Kakuen, you're going super deep into the forest where the Chief God knows what is lurking around. If your waifu is a mermaid, you're going to the ocean floor. You get the idea.

How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937743
Well, at least not a fucking chick 'gamer' with her beta hive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937806
>just because of some Ushi-Oni spinneret fingering and spider-butt fucking
>implying that isn't bestiality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
Why the fuck would she do that? She avin a giggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937839
She wanted to show you her natural home. She just got kinda lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937742
Old and busted in centaur years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937845
How does she not know the dangerous places of her habitat? How did she even survive if she visited these places where "Chief God knows what is lurking around"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937861
She knows that they exist, she just never went in there. And because she has a lousy sense of direction, you two are in there right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936543
>implying the mother didn't give you an extremely smug "have fun, kids" before leaving, and remind you several times that it'll be very late until she gets back

[Anonymous No.]

Is it even possible for a Lilim to not be a donut steel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937743
Is the top third Dracula?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
Where would this be for a Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935929
I can see it now
>Wasp: Hey mantis! You're a pretty efficient killer!
>Mantis: Y-You too, Wasp-senpai.
>Mantis: I wonder what our babies would look like...
>Mantis: KYYAAHHH! I SAID THAT OUT LOUD!
>Wasp: It's okay Mantis-chan, I think the same thing too!
>awkward silence
>then they fuck
>and 9 weeks later true monsters are created

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937903
>Habitat: Large Ponds, swamps, rivers, etc.
Probably the darker parts of the forest or swamp. She decided to take you for a trip on the river, and wound up in a place with a lot of creepy-looking trees and things hunting you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937850
no, 3 in horse years, 19 in human years, they're still young, just past racing age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937924
>inb4 "back to /u/"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937929
Old and busted and anyone taking an interest in them is a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937932
Well, you've said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937894
Malificent genderswap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937885
If the criteria for being that is being OP, then probably not.

There is way too little Lilim content, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937924
Girls can't make babies by scissoring.

Back to grade sch/uu/l.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937924
Eat dick and die /u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937966
I want to irrumate a lesbian to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937932
>>13937962
I'm sorry I was actually trying to set up a funny situation with an actual wasp and mantis, no MGs. Was trying to be funny, but I'm too stoned right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937978
What kind of monster do you think would be a good smoking buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937978
I just realized that after I replied. Well fuck it, pass the joint will ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937978
>trying to be funny
>with yurishit

Yeah, I believe you are high, and seeing what you came up with I suggest you stop trying.

[Anonymous No.]

You Egg Laying waifu isn't getting off her nest even to shower or eat! How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937978
Don't post stoned though, it's already bad with quality here as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937997
If the mountain won't go to Muhammad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935884

>Himedere, fat, Dire Giant Ant.

Did I get the Queen or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937997
This >>13938004, I'll just wash her right there then. But I won't be happy and will make it clear she'd have to make it up for me later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938013
Yes.
And you will make her fatter, with babies, and sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938013
Maybe, she is pretty big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938002
My general rule is if I'm drunk I post on either /a/ or /vg/ since they're so easy to get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938020
T-that's going to be pretty big.

What about teaching him magic?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you teased a Monster Girl today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938071
No, but I'd rather be teased by one anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938071
Well, I teased a chubby werecat about the belly she had by groping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938071
I have no time to mess around with these monsters, I got work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938071

Because of your post I went to tease my assigned waifu as per >>13937785 , now I won't feel my legs or walk straight for a month, thanks asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938131
Well, at least it guaranteed a daughteru right?

In unrelated news, who is Moon-Moon and why do I think there is going to be shark jumping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938185
>Moon Moon
Like the wolf Moon Moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938185
>Moon-Moon

Prepare to see the most glorious mech scene in Gundam history, a Gaza scratching its ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938202
O-oh.
We are going full shark girl jumping.

{spoiler]How did Chara change her clothes in the span of a second?

How did this colony just get forgotten?

Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?

[Anonymous No.]

O-oh.
We are going full shark girl jumping.

How did Chara change her clothes in the span of a second?

How did this colony just get forgotten?

Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938217
>Why have Beecha and his friend not been shot?
I be Bright asks himself that every fucking day of ZZ Gundam

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938194
I kinda wish it was a werewolf

>>13938202
Why did it scratch its behind?
What possible purpose could it serve?
It's not like it'll feel it.

>>13938234
Maybe it reminds him of his own son.
Which explains a lot actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
>Waifu is a Holstaur
The deepest, darkest, most dangerous part of her natural habitat would be a field with some tall grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938250
But Anon! There might be rocks in the tall grass! You could stub your toe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
>Roll succubutt

Either the seediest part of a city or a tentacle forest.
Hopefully its the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938256
Steel-toed boots mother fucker. Pretty much an essential out here.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder which kobolds would be best, tiny gym bunny ones or big, muscled ones.
Oh boy, EVERYONE is crazy on this colony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
>going deep into the forests of Zipangu
T-thanks at least she should scare off the other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls would still have the decency not to move onto a guy who ends up taking a nap on the public park's benchfor relaxation, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938285
You're gonna wake up ahegoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938271
>tiny gym bunny Kobold
I want one. She'd get all the head pats, belly rubs and puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938285
>stray werecats fuck you
>dove-harpy flocks have their way with you
>an ara ara succubus blows you on her way to work
>anubis policewomen arrest you on multiple counts of "being too easy"
>be sexually brutalized on the cop car

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938326
>multiple counts of "being too easy"
Well fuck the police then. He should get a commendation for that, it's practically a public service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937951
Pretty sure they're steel donut tier simply because KC has stated Lilim are all daughters of the Demon Lord. That and there's two known people in the threads who self-insert as Lilims, and only one of them is recognized by KC as being canon because the other is so shit tier with maximum pandering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938323
Yeah, I kind of want a pygmy werecat who's much more muscled than kobold so they try and see who can get more of my attention.
Jokes on them, they're both getting taken into the shower for some last minute cardio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938347
>who self-insert as Lilims
Mari maybe, but I doubt ELH does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938372
I want a tall, muscled lilim who just picks me up off the street for some intense cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936824
>>13936948
She even draws monstergirls.

http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/art/Yinyang-Deer-Girl-542487790

[Anonymous No.]

Why do 99% of Japanese MGE fanfics skip straight to vaginal without any kind of foreplay? There's no variety, and no buildup to the "main event".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938389
>muscled
Dropped. When will you fucks learn that women's beauty is in looking fragile, even if they're actually strong? If MGs arrived I'd sell this thread to Devil Bugs I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938295
>>13938326
It seems there is no rest for us men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938403

Japanese prose is trash anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938403
Foreplay is lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938415
But that's supposed to be the best part.

captcha: itybnut samuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938415
well your no fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938405
Come on man, not all the lilims need to be lithe little beauties.
Some can be big, strong muscled girls and there may even be a chubby neet with messy hair who walks around in nothing more than her panties and a shirt two sizes to big for her.

Except in the chest area of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938347
>one of them is recognized by KC as being canon

I am calling 100% hand-grown, open-pastured, non-GMO, locally farmed, humanely raised, buzzword-infused HORSESHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938403
I have no idea considering how doujins and real japanese porn have a lot of focus on foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938437
Haven't seen that myself, but thread says he accepted Mari into his thing and even labeled her, like, #15 daughter or smth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938452
Mari is "recognized", but not an official part of canon. She's about as canon as Strange's MGE novels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938452
That's a bigass achievement for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938452

Who is this Mari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938415
Are you a nigger? Just asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938403
You do have to remember that 99% of everything is shit, it still applies to things the japanese do.

Since most of us can't read their stories, there could be tons of ones that are full deviantart autism and we'd never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938071
I want to Bully a Hellhound by Bopping her nose at the speed of light!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938515
>there could be tons of ones that are full deviantart autism
Oh trust me, you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938517
>Hey baby, ready to smell smoke and brimsto-
>BOP
>W-what was that? You like the rough st-
>BOP
>Ok, now it's not funny anymo-
>BOP
>STO-
>BOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938437
KC recognized Mari as one of the daughters of the Demon Lord. Ilassa he hasn't because Ilassa is nothing more than pandering bullshit that's about as true to Lilim as much as Bernie Sanders is goyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938528
Do I even want to know more? Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938535
>Suddenly she she's a truly Countless numbers of fists
>'Serious Series, Serious Bopping'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938547
>You're already boped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938541
>as much as Bernie Sanders is goyim
You can't be a jew and a goy, so I guess you have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938476
A resident drawfag who's self-insert/original character is a free spirited Lilim in a summer dress with a Dark Matter/cat familiar who looks like she's eternally stoned.

She's also the one who took .less into her pleasure palace in order to help the flip flop get gud at coloring and somesuch.

http://i.imgur.com/0SKs4Vc.jpg She's the Lilim on the right of Haohi.

KC himself is the Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938565
I want to cuddle a tubby tanuki as she tells me to invest in fast food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938422
Monstergirls need no foreplay, another thing that makes them better than human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938541
>KC recognized Mari as one of the daughters of the Demon Lord
Source? Is she actually an official part of canon now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938580
>jewnuki
>chubby
>invest in fast food
I want you to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938595
She has a fan-made profile right now, but KC hasn't revealed what daughter number she is.

As it stands her placeholder is #10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938583
I have needs too, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938541
As I remember KC said that first 12 or something lilims will be story relevant but people can do whatever they want with 13+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938583
This. Vaginal is the best anyway. Not having to bother with anything else ever is one of the biggest draws of monster girls for me.
I don't care about the monster aspect all that much though so I mostly just like succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938570
Is that a monsterboy? I don't like seeing monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938612
Well, that's different then, that's not an official acceptance into canon, that's just KC allowing fanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938616
hownew.ru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938616
It's .less' incubus self-insert together with his slutty angel waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938616
It's Haohi's husbando. He's an Incubus or something, I don't fucking know.

His r63 form is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938583

You take away the monster-part foreplay, and you might as well be fucking human girls, ya boring putz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938604
She told me that my money helps create jobs for those less fortunate than me who don't quite have the education I have.

She also let me become her personal tail brusher for triple my current salary.
Provided I sell her my home and give a quarter of my earnings to her company in stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938614

>I don't care about the monster aspect all that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938637
>monster-part foreplay
Why monster part foreplay instead of human part foreplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938616
>being this insecure

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go on hilarious misadventures as a Dwarven Engineer's apprentice.
>"Uhh... are you sure this is gonna work, Boss?"
>"Nope. Now stop being a pussy and throw the damned lever, Kid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938570
I want to fuck Bapho-Kenkou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938660
Insecurity has nothing to do with it when the only reason why male Centaurs exist in shit like EMG is because it's difficult for humans and female centaurs to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938660
>being this much of a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938626
I don't care for ecelebs or their OC

>>13938631
So yes, monsterboy. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938665
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938650
>being a good goy for a fat tanuki
Only the elder gods have a word for the amount of disgust I'm feeling right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938669
>it's difficult for humans and female centaurs to breed
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938616
Yeah, .less self-insert, and in this case I am sure it's self-insert.

>>13938541
Ilassa didn't fit simply because she was made as the third 'fixing' side contrary both to CG and DL, and Kenkou is quite adamant that DL is where the shit at. Plus Lilims never go so far as to question or shun from their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938665
I want paizuri from Bapho-Kenkou's ribbed sweater as she tries in futility to stimulate my schlong with her flat chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938692
yessss
Though since it's gonna be naizuri anyway, I'd want my dick to be sandwiched between her sweater-covered chest and one of her soft paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938686
Because horse anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938711
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938660
>being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
>Pleasure basement in a castle deep within the rural lands of the undead kingdom
I'm very fucked, if you get what I mean, huehuehue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938702
>naizuri without the girl desperately trying to push her chest together so there's SOMETHING there
Naaah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937997
Feed and bathe her, what else would I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938745
Eh. I don't have a fetish for flat chests specifically, and I think the sandwiching would just feel better.
And Baphomet paws are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938673
>>13938721
Calling him a faggot doesn't actually invalidate his claim. Just sayin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938611
>implying you're a girl
>implying girls even like sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938692
Under the sweater, or over it?

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls clad in tight pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938685
But Anon!
She loves to have me hold doors for her, and pay for half of dinner and use me as a daiki after a stressful day of shorting stocks and trading investments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938689
That's pretty much why I can't take Ilassa seriously at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938783
No, I've heard enough.

May our paths never cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938541
Who is Mari and who is Ilassa? I always confuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938781
I want a baphomet with that behind.
I want help her get a bigger behind than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938614
You're allright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938689
>implying MGE doesn't need a third side

I don't care what KC says, his two sides are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938781
>that ass
>boy face

Bleh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938797
4U maybe, but the DE is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938790
But Anon, I've get to meet all these movie and music stars, even that one who alped recently.
She's even told me about this movie remake they have planned where all the characters are heroic monster girls who fight ghosts!

it did have guys as the characters in the original but she thinks this one will be even better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938791
Ilassa is the blue dressed Lilim, whereas Mari is the white dressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938809
Ilassa is the one with the high as fuck cat right? That's the good Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938801
>not liking short-haired tomboys with big butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938781
But anon, Mogami is a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938803
I disagree entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938821
That's Mari-tan. Ilassa is the Lilim that's mentioned in ironic conversations because she's just not that interesting of a character/is a borderline mary sue donut steel.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing slowpokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938832
>implying mari isn't a mary sue donut steel
Ok mate, you almost had me there for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938837
Getting ready to paint a bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938797
Humans need to kill both DE and God

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938832
>mary sue donut steel
Mari kinda also meets that criteria like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938849
No, someone just needs to dick the chief god enough for her to mellow out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938849
Obviously, neutral a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938837
Waiting for my mom to stop bitching at me because she forgot ingredients for a pie she wants me to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938841
Mari is an aloof character who doesn't openly oppose her mother. Ilassa is a fa/tg/uy's experiment on trying to create a Liberal in a world where you're either for or against something and goes against the canon of the entire series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938825
>Hi, I'm anon, I'm fucking stupid and can't read

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938855
>>13938852
>>13938851
>>13938850
>>13938849
>>13938841
>>13938832
>>13938828
>>13938821
>>13938809
>>13938803
>>13938797

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938856
Are you Irish or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938849
I want to be friends with Ares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938859
>I'm getting so lonely on my fence
Well speak up, we're not mindreaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938859
You must be Slavic, squatting on the fence like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938855
>being neutral is against canon
That might just be the saddest/dumbest thing I've read all day, and it's not even your fault.

As for Mari, she's still a donut steel, regardless of her motivations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938859
As a weenie, this offends me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938871
>>13938864

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Oe_nosQww

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938874
It's because KC has fuck-all for skills in world building. His Order are basically power tripping Anakin Skywalkers from Episode III going

"IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE AGAINST ME"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938616
>Image has an entire fireteam of fucking donut steels
>One of them is a guy pretending to be a loli
>Focuses only on the monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
>Condoms
If ever there were a more disgusting word, I have yet to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
>Order is noted to be a benevolent religion for the most part but with some corruption issues and excessive monster hatred due to chief god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
Not that the DL side is any better.

Lettting a bunch of nymphomaniacs decide what happiness for the individual is? I don't think so, Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938917
I have one for you: Monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
>implying I want to have sex with you
>implying I'm not going to rape you right now
>implying anyone will hear you scream
>implying I'm not going to make you pregnant
>implying I won't fuck you senseless even when you're swollen with my child

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
I agree, but KC wants the Order to be disliked. It's a representation of everything he finds wrong with current society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938938
>Hating on Cylcopses

I want to murder you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938945
And the only society he knows is the nip one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
>If your waifu is a mermaid, you're going to the ocean floor. You get the idea.
Hell no hell fucking no nothing is more terrifying than the deepest parts of the ocean fuck that hell no even open ocean is terrifying all that empty blue around you and dark blackness below fuck that hell no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938964
Stop being a little bitch Finn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937352
Do you think you'll see that "Oil King" dude while you're there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938964
But the fishies down there just want to say hi, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938951
>liking monoeyes
And you're not even worth my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938557
>There's a master out there who's bops bend space at time.
>He can bop you from anywhere, and even time it so that the bop only activates as a hellhound is about to get frisky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938997
>Giving Bollocks any of your time in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938997
>Hating monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938999
>If I could control the atmosphere
>If I could control the air

Accelebopper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938973
I'm not finnish, and fuck you man the ocean is terrifying. It will do whatever it can to kill you. Just fucking diving does shit to your mind and will make you lose your ability to think, and coming to the surface will make you ill. Once a friend of mine went diving in the Phillipines, and his diving instructor told him and his group to keep an eye on him and when he gives the signal to head to the boat immediately since they'd only stay in the area for a few minutes. When my friend asked why he said "Because soon the ocean current will kick in and pull anything nearby into the Phillipine Trench." Fuck diving and fuck the ocean.

>>13938983
I firmly believe that when people die and go to hell, it's not a fire and brimstone place. It's just the murky dark abyss, and you're a fish, with no way out, just pitch black, desolate cold, boiling hot volcanic vents, intense pressure, and lord knows what lurks around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939003
I'm not even him and I can tell you I don't hate monoeyes. I'd rather suffer a single eye than horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939020
KAKAKKAAKAAKAKIKAIKIKAIKIKIKIKAIKIKIKIKIIIKIKIKIK-BOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938941
>Implying that's not exactly what she wants
>Implying you're not playing right into her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938837
One of these days I'm going to catch that fucking chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939044
>what she wants
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939044
>>13938941
We need more bullying stories like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939065
>Monoeye
>Not wanting to be raped senseless and impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
Shy girls being hesitant, but still straightforward about wanting the D is my fetish. Kinda puts me in a spot where I get nervous like moth-chan, yet still aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937831
>Alp

Am I going to the church of alpollo? A lan cafe? In her closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939078
No! You don't understand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939082
You're going to get stuffed in a locker, then thrown in the garbage, then go home and do nothing but eat Doritos, drink mt dew, play CoD, and jack off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939072
>raping
>bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
I want to rape a mononeye in the school cafeteria while the monstergirls cheer me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>liking monoeyes
>ever
I want shit taste to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939105
Then leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939105
Can't stop me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939105
Retarded memester.

[Anonymous No.]

>liking monoeyes
Why? They are just disabled humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939078
>TFW she's giving you a blowjob and insists on you face raping her or pulling her hair since she can't really get off unless you're rough with her
>She doesn't even fight back when you force her down and bite her nipple hard enough to cause it to go rosy red
>Her eye is locked onto you as you fuck her without letting her get properly aroused first, clenching her fists
>You're running into the brick wall of arousal and feeling yourself getting ready to shoot your seed into her
>Her legs wrap around your midriff and hold you inside of her, her deadpan expression changing slightly as she says something ripped right out of a hentai doujin she probably bought
"Don't get me pregnant unless you're ready to take responsibility."
>She reaches up and pulls you in for a deep kiss as your cock pulses inside of her, shooting your hot seed into her moist depths
>She pulls away and smiles softly
"I took it, your first kiss."
>She disgusts you, but you can feel a small pain in your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939110
>>13939122
>>13939132
You heard me, leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939135
It's just like in my japanese porn comics!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939147
What an annoying fag you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939147
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939135
>kissing you without permission

That's a slap, hard enough her mouth bleeds.


Hey, she wants to be abused I'll oblige.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939100
Context and methods anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Tell me your #1 favorite MG/waifu!
I don't care if you don't think she's popular enough, just do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939158
No.
What are you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939166
Ban incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939134
>liking monstergirls

Why? They are just deformed humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939166
I'm not leaving either, but at least I'm not an annoying cunt that memehates monoeyes whenever they're mentioned.

>le disgusting
>le bullying XDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939175
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
You already did this earlier in the thread, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939182
>using memehate unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939159
>>13939150
Stop giving me attention you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165

Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939186
Oh I'm not that guy, and It wouldn't be the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939177
>>liking monstergirls
>Why? They are just superior humans.
FTFY

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>13938541
>>13938689

KC is fine with her being #13. Same answer he gave to Mari about her being #10 or w/e. Only sticking point he had was whether ex-Sabbath was a thing. Still working on the language barrier there.

Also >implying. Get over it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939199
Also wouldn't be the first time the "offended" party got their shit kicked in for false reporting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939208
Traitor pls fucking go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939209
No, stop self-inserting into my porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939209
Hehe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939208
You are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939210
They give you a warning, you would never know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939221
You're both wrong, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939227
Nuh-uh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939209
>tripfagging

Jesus Christ you really are cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939208
I want to be a cute house husband for a powerful Monster Girl and serve her needs, making her feel good and be happy! I'll cook and clean for her, and raise our beautiful daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939237
Faggit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939237
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938565
To be fair Bernie is a pretty big cuckold and good goyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939232
We humans are better because we exist, and we created MGs. They are forever trapped in our imagination, subject to whatever fantasy we think up involving them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939212
>>13939227
To admit the superiority of monstergirls is an natural as to breathe air. To fill your waifu of your lifegiving loins is no more traitorous than to fill your lungs of lifegiving oxygen.

>>13939237
Good for you. There's no shame in a man being an immovable pillar of fortitude for his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939237
This is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939226
I believe we'll find out.

[<script>alert(1)</script>(...) No.]

<script>alert(1)</script>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939248
See
>>13939249
Now keep walking, citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939249
>clearly a traitor
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939248
If we're so great, why can't we make them not-fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939253
Is this a succuvirus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939262
If monsters are so great, why can't they make themselves real?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939256
Stop with that shit already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939135
Cyclops are bad business, they bring out the worst in me. Hearing her say that I'll have to take responsibility only makes me imagine her happy face as she rubs her pregnant belly only for me to slam her against the wall and punch her stomach till she miscarries. As she vomits and looks at me with a look of utter grief, and confusion, I'll tell her that I wasn't ready, and that maybe we'll be able to keep the next one. But we won't. Then I'll shower her with love up until the point it happens again, and again until she's entirely while being pregnant, and begs me every night to let her keep this one, and I'll say, maybe, as I lock her in her cage.

Call the cops they can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939262
We'll make them real when we well damn please, but there are more pressing matters right now.

Also >>13939270

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939237
I like you

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with being a Traitor. America betrayed Britain when it fought for independence. Humanity is Britain, the big evil corrupt jews, and Lilims are America, beautiful pure underdogs that believe in great ideals.

I say we stand with Lilims and be traitors, after all cuddling them, being sat on by them, licking their feet clean, and being able to bask in their presence is all far superior than anything shitty humanity could provide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939274
Too far man, too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939271
No, you stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939274
Do you shit bismuth, kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939279
>Reverse shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939279
Here's your reply. Use it wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938614
I like foreplay more than actual sex. Why would you want to go straight to the creampie instead of kissing and caressing your waifu all over first, during and after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939274
*she's entirely terrified while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939275
>but there are more pressing matters right now.
Name one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939281
I bet you are samefagging with this "us vs them" shit again, ban evasion fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939279
Don't you fucking provoke my inner /pol/, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

So are our donut steel lilims actually canon now or did KC just allow us to make non canon OCs?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939289
Nop, you are a retard forever now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939290
>We have yet to find Waldo
>Jews are still a thing
>So is feminism
>Your mom
>What is the deal with airline food?

You were saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939291
>le boogeyman
Thanks for the smile, I owe you one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939280
Don't tickle the sadist if you can't handle the pinch faggit.

>>13939282
le

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939290
Cancer
Outbreaks
Looking for ways to live longer
Keeping superpowers from starting another world war
Struggle to prevent privacy from being eradicated
Looking for a way to leave this goddamn planet because it's going down the shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939275
>more pressing matters right now
Fighting for gay and fat acceptance in the world? Woo-hoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939305
It's true and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939295
The fact remains Humanity is corrupt and garbage. Look at us now. The jews pull the strings, censorship and corruption is only growing, and the masses are the best goys concerned only about their celebrities and occasionally something retarded like a flag.

Lilim rule would be far superior and beneficial to mankind in the longrun, lilims actually care about keeping the human race alive than just earning sheckles for the chosen people, or gaining power through corrupt means.

I would gladly tak being a "lesser citizen" in a world ran by Lilims than having "equality" in world ruled by humanity where no equality actually exists. In the world ran by Lilims I actually matter and Monster Girls do genuinely love human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939301
>>We have yet to find Waldo
Give a Hellhound a day.

>>Jews are still a thing
>>So is feminism
>He doesn't remember what the DL did to the tentacle forest

>>Your mom
I don't know what the problem is, but monstergirls is the answer

>What is the deal with airline food?
Ghoul flight chefs who cook with their superior sense of taste.

You were saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939274
I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939310
You are free to present your evidence any time.

Unless of course, you're assuming. In which case you better stop posting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939316
>I don't know what the problem is, but monstergirls is the answer

Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939209
See the fun thing is since KC said #13 and beyond we can pretty much ignore your steel donut's existence like the Cleveland Steamer she is.

Thanks for using the trip, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939209
At least make it your own shit, stop forcing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939298
He gives green light to EVERYTHING as long as it's stays clear he isn't obliged to touch it himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939307
>Cancer
Mamono Mana
>Outbreaks
Mamono Mana
>Looking for ways to live longer
Mamono Mana
>Keeping superpowers from starting another world war
Put Lilims in charge, sent Kunoichi ass-assins to problematic politicians
>Struggle to prevent privacy from being eradicated
Succuvirus puts supporters of this act so far back in the technical stoneage their ancerstors wouldn't know how to use a calculator
>Looking for a way to leave this goddamn planet because it's going down the shitter.
Lich inventors and Anubi engineers as one initiative, Driad and Alraune naturaly powerplants to fuck the life back into the planet as the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939318
You are the faggot using traitor bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939298
He's allowing fan made characters to exist within the setting but that dosent make them official canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939286
>being gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939315
Monstergirls would be even easier to manipulate. Just throw single men at them and they'll be good goys to whoever's in control.

Don't be stupid. Lilims wouldn't know how to govern for shit if MGs were real. No form of government is perfect no matter who's in charge, it's just different kinds of poison.

This shit has been discussed a million times over, just stop this shit already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939332
>bait
>implying
Oh, you're shitposting, I gotcha.

By all means, go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939315
Here's a reply because you took the time to type out all that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939298
Only daughters 1 - 10 are canon. Past that is "exist in the setting but are not officially canon". They're essentially the Drizztes of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939347
If you're going to make a most at least attempt to be witty and original. You already made this post anyways in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939315
That's why I'm a monster shill, though I still believe it should be taking the best out of both, we've got plenty of stuff to invest in a better world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939335
>gay
Is it the afghan code again or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939346
This is you wanted, I see. But you won't fool me twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939348
>exist in the setting but are not officially canon
So like yuri, sabbath futas and non-vanilla sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939365
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939365
Essentially. So if you wanted to ignore one or both of them you could because as far as KC cares they're like Schrödinger's Cat. They may or may not be canon, but it's up to you to decide if you really want to devote the attention to care about two fanon donut steels from one of the most powerful monstergirl species because that's what all the cool kids who make Mary Sues do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939298
They're just OCs.
KC can always make them canon if he likes them, but we're not quite yet at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939362
I don't have to, you did that all on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939365
>non vanilla sex is not canon in MGE
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939365
Technically no those things are part of the official canon but wont be focused on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939209
How does it feel to be a bitch?

Mari is more man than you are and she doesn't even have a set of balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>still using the wordpress when ELH censors more than half the content that gets released here
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939359
>I'd rather make out and grope a girl than fuck her

Don't play dumb faggpt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939372
Where's my fucking Tropius, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939388
>ELH is a faggot
Preaching to the choir here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939385
Sabbath futas are more like a headcanon possibility. As far as KC is concerned, futa is a possiblity in MGE but he'll never include it himself. But there are enough futa fics on his site for it to have its own tag, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939385
>part of the official canon

Careful not to fall for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939388
What alternative is there, asides from routinely checking your favorite writefag's pastebin for updates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939388
What does he censor? Who all are on his shitlist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939401
Becoming a necromancer and bringing back LDR since He really seems to hate the community with good reason. Or Recap-Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939399
This. Everything is canon if you take the Sabbath's "X is now Canon" potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939388
Why even putting that up suddenly holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939372
I'd give her my banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939404
LDR has a salty vag after his blog got taken down for spamming. We're never seeing him again.

[Anonymous No.]

I want KC to make Charon-chan canon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939388
>ELH censors more than half the content that gets released here
Really?

Fuck why do we gotta have problematic people in charge of everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939415
Because anons are lazy as fuck and wont do it themselves for more then a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939400
Well, non vanilla sex definitely is part of the setting. So is yuri, KC just won't actively write about it.
Futas are more along the lines of "headcanon it if you want but I'll never include it myself"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939415
We really should have another option, having a gigantic faggot who excludes half the content based on personal tastes is the last thing we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939415
Only weird-ass attention whores want to put enough effort into scouring the threads for just attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939426
>non vanilla sex definitely is part of the setting
No it isn't. At least not what we'd call non vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939427

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939431
The setting literally has a forest where couples can go and get molested by tentacles while they have sex. That's far from what any reasonable person would call vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939413
Well, that and He'd been expressing a need to focus on his own well-being and making a living over pandering to a more niche than normal crowd of smut. Monstergirls are growing quickly, mind, but at the same time you have to remember that smut and romance writers do also have to pander to a female audience as well. Shocking, I know.

I don't hate LDR for his decision making but man, I'm still a little bit salty myself over his departure because he probably gave the most sound writing advice out of all the senior writefaggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939426
Yuri is not canon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939279
>America, beautiful pure underdogs that believe in great ideals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939435
The tentacles only molest girls, and spread their legs open so the guys can fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
Minotaur. Why do you want to know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939438
Yes it is please dont start another autistic argument over something that KC himself said and has been argued over and over again in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939441
It's better than Britain, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939442
>The tentacles only molest girls
Which is still far from vanilla, people don't go around tagging tentacle on girl doujins as vanilla now do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939438
I don't want to defend yuri but how do you think female corruption usually happens on MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939436
>smut and romance writers do also have to pander to a female audience as well.
None of ours do. We don't even have a female audience.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at all this fire. Is it that time again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939452
I was speaking strictly about what happens between guys and girls. Of course all kinds of weird shit happens to girls in MGE because the setting is aimed at men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939438
>>13939431
>heading straight for the hook

Bravo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939433
Shill somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939463
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939441
In 1776, yes.
Then we started giving rights to too many people and proclaimed ourselves world police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939459
I was referring to the real world, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939446
Nope, is not canon. But you are right, let's not bicker and argue about that.
>>13939466
Sorry senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939472
Reminder that we were English Mexico until the First World War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939463
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939467
>We need more options
>Mention options
>hurr durr shill
ELH pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939477
Those are some big paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939478
>only ELH hates TFT
I don't even know where to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939482
I know, they're wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939388
>Half the content
If Alp is half our content, then we're in bigger trouble than who runs the wordpress.

Also
>Defending Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939478
That's not an option, that's the end of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939478
Fuck off bob.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I really want to cuddle a weresheep. I want to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165

Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
I don't have an absolute favorite. I'm a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939514
Just lay your head down and use her fluffy, wooly thighs as earmuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
Crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939487
Outside of his pastebin deleting issues and the fact the guy can't into character dialogue to save his life I don't see a problem with Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939523
Now don't say that, maybe your favorite wasn't created yet? Maybe she is cu sith? Who knows, we still got some MGs coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939473
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939045

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939478

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939544
You forgot his insanely short updates, attention whoring and ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939563
There's far worse writefags in that category like Narcissus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939445
>>13939192
Sorry.
I was trying to build up a list of MGs that I might be able to get art for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939562
Don't forget the theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtB1G6VG7gs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939563
>insanely short updates
Harblador's the king of that tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939550

It's curious when it happens but when you find your favorite MG you'll just know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939514
Overlord copies all, dispatching a sleeping pill package to your POS because we're all outta weresheep supply drops, ETA 20 minutes, how copy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939571
I see. I hope you consider Minotaur then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939570
Not particularly. Alp is in here fishing for story ideas and critiques way more than anyone else. It's the combination of short updates and attention whoring that does it, not either taken separately.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey kid, wanna buy some fluffaine?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939598
I'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939598
Buy some what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939598
My mom taught me not to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939571

There are a ton of MGs that need more art but I'd love to see more Kejourou stuff. Especially if it involves stuff like cuddling with her husband who is cocooned in her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939598
I don't want to snort fluff, thank you very much. And where is your tail? You're not one of those fake foxes, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939598
My mom told me not to accept things from unknown monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939594
Don't forget that he's gonna join Bob's gay cult if you don't suck his dick enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939626
Alp please, now isn't a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939605
It's just Kitsune dandruff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939621
>Not wanting to do a line of fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939631
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939636
Such is the depth of depravity that fluff addicts will succumb to if they cannot entice a Kitsune to let them inhale her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939557
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939635
I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.

I NEEED IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939598
I'm a bad clown.

I do fluffaine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939594
Clearly you underestimate how much of a rectally ravaged faggot Narcissus is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939388

> Half the content

> It's literally JUST Bollocks now (implying he writes to begin with)

Shill harder. Oh and get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939662
>Narcissus
I keep thinking this is a nickname for some writefag but my brain keeps redirecting me to the actual myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939678
See >>13939673

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939673
I don't write because I hate half the ideas I come up with and need to get gud. Whether or not ELH censors me or not isn't of any concern of mine, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939683
But his nicknames are always jokes based on his actual name, like Ovaries or Falsetto or Castratto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939653
EEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939692

Uh huh. It's not because you have a victim complex worse than all of tumblr combined. Or that you have a huge track record of being the most triggered faggot when someone calls you out on this or suggests that you're shit. And then you go on these massive shitposting sprees because you're just that desperate for replies.

Seriously, I bet if Janet looked at the IPs on the posts itt RIGHT NOW we'd see most of the last 2 hours of shitposting is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be a big scary delinquent for a tiny shortstacked monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939708
That's nice. Except I haven't posted much of anything in the threads today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939708
Not even him but it sounded like someone trying to push TFT more than anything with blatant misinformation. Bollocks is to blame for plenty of things, but I'd bet good money not this.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we talk about something more interesting instead? There's really no point in revisiting stuff that happened months ago.

Like what endcard are you hoping to see next Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939715
Damn right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939729
I can guarantee you with some certainty that

>>13939433
>>13939478
>>13939388

Were not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939715

I'm too nice to be a delinquent and I'm not tall at all. Compared to her maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939733
Go ask /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939733
Ogre, Cyclops, or Zombie variants. There's really no point to Doppel-chan because her entire species' schtick is based around free forming their appearance to whatever they want it to be.

I want a Red Oni variant Ogre card goddamnit. We already have Oni-chan with Baka-Lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939733
>continuing to watch that garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939749
So much for making conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939733
Smart money is on varieties of one of the MON girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939399
There's a sex change tag too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939757
I don't care for harem animu, sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939762
KC confirmed for having little to no standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939766
KC likes TG, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939693
Eunuch was a personal favorite because it made one think of Jack Sparrow going 'You're not a Eunuch, are you?' as well as 'Eunuchy-a, snippy snippy'

[Anonymous No.]

While all of you are busy bickering I managed to grab something from a draw fag.

It is being colored as we speak ..

I give you the secret to getting a fox woman wife .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939793
If that's fucking pepperoni then the pizza is ruined. RUINED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939793
>bitch took the last slice of pizza
I'm concerned with the quality of my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939793
Oh man, I remember seeing that little story.
I'm glad it got art, it was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939799
What about salami?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939799
What the fuck is wrong with pepperoni?

>>13939801
Don't worry anon, you both got a box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939806
Salami is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939715
Being big, and scary without trying, is such a bitch? Anyone else here know this pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939729
I don't even care if people discuss anything involving TFT in here. If I write a story I'll post it to both places >implying writing is happening ever. You're free to do what you will with the link, but if stuff will trigger you can put tags on it in the post for it so you can avoid shit you don't want to see like Alp's shit with Monsterboys and Anal or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939733
If it's not Cyclopes or Ogres I'm going to be sad.
Though it could also be orcs, just to fuck with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939793
>tfw a drawfag said he'd start on your request later/the day after, but hasn't delivered or posted any update since then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937832
They used to work at Bioware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939799
The fuck did you just say punk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939793

[Anonymous No.]

>>13938894
>Long hair
>Bare shoulders
>DEM THIGHS
>Lewd mouth
Yes/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
Dammit Crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
Yes boner, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
I want to snuggle Ninetei in her school swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
I didn't like Luz that much and I don't find kitsunes anything special, but that pose that adult!Luz is giving is too damn lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
>furry
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
If wanting to fuck her makes me a furry so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
>that nose
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939315
Y'know, it's not as if you're wrong...

But it's just utterly pathetic that you whine about the disparity of wealth and politics in the world, in a thread about Non-Human Women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
I have enough favorites as it is but cat girls are quickly getting up the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939833
>>13939808
It's over-seasoned, greasy bullocks is what it is. If I wanted any meat on my pizza I'd stick to Salami or Italian sausage or ham or seasoned beef because I'd rather not eat pepperoni.

That of course, is just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939874
>cat girl

but she's a fox anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939478
The thing is, that while TFT is a decent option as a repository for content, they don't have any sort of system for posting updates in any sort of concise matter. It's left to the individual writers on the site to do posts for when they do an update.

It's meant as an alternative to pastebin, it's not any kind of stand in for the blogs which help to present and list recent OC for anons to easily look over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939888
I was about to correct myself. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939891
Pretty much this. If you want to use Wordpress or TFT, super. Good for you. But don't fucking start shit in the threads because you people hate either Robert the Terrible or Electric Lesbian Hallabaloo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939799
Pepperoni is the classic topping. There is nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939817
Wait, Alp wrote monsterboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939799
Better than fucking pineapples.

[Anonymous No.]

So you're absolutely sure you wouldn't go adventuring with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939919
He posted it a few threads ago and even when he warned people of its contents they still read it and threw a giant shit-fit over it because at this stage Alp should've known better anyway to not publicly posted his shit fetishes.

I'm just glad nobody will ever care enough to do that to me unless I go into the true depths of depravity and do something exceptionally stupid like condoning monsterboys in their entirety because of a logical lapse due to KC's world building.

I mean shit, Bob's Truckercore had a male Centaur mentioned in one scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
Her face looks a bit off...but that gown looks fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
Yes, I'm still sure, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
I'd be her mage/assistant/boy toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
>Adventuring with the ruler of a nation
That's called campaigning anon. You do it with an army. Also, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
fine lets go on an adventure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939936
Then how about her instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939931
Truckercore mentions a shota rabbitboy, and the Laska rewrite has a male Lizardman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939943
>sleeves that extend past arms
Hnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939944
Don't read Laska and didn't read the entirety of Truckercore so oh well. Whatevs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
I'd stick with a cute Konold squire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939931
>Cuckercore had a male Centaur mentioned in one scene.
Something stupid to do with superior horsecock I'll bet. Well, that's a shame. Hopefully Alp's done with pissing on electric fences.

I don't really get this compulsion people have with writing about monsterboys. If you want to write generic fantasy, sure, but take it over to /tg/, this isn't the place for it. It's for MG's specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939943
yes all my YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939943
Well, she's a snake, but she does seem to be more my speed than the other two. Alright, fine, you win. Adventure it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939943
>Sleeves that go past her hands
Now I'm not saying I'd add her to the party solely because of that
But I'm adding her to the party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939715
Please tell me this ain't a hentai doujin, because I need some non-lewd comfy right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939943
>Black Mage Apophis
HELLS TO THE YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939960
It is hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939965
I'm not even mad anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939952
Whatever is their prerogative man. I agree with you on the /tg/ shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939931
>He posted it a few threads ago and even when he warned people of its contents
Wasn't that about a guy getting an ice cube in his butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939952
Because the people with the itch to write them obviously never came from the /tg/ side of things where that stuff is common as fuck. The grogs are here because they want something different than Greyhawk. Those monsterboy guys are from the /d/ or the pure /a/ side instead so they somehow think they're adding variety instead of taking it away. And they hold onto that thought like a drowning man which is insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939952
>Something stupid to do with superior horsecock I'll bet.
I don't get that, or why male centaurs are ever portrayed in this way. I'm mean, I'm no biologist or zoophile, but I'm pretty sure I heard once that horses are just plain bad at what we conceive as sex. Just barely stick it in, jizz, done. Now sure, you could argue that stick a human brain on top and it'd be greatly improved, but I find myself far more inclined to believe the Monster Musume version of things; where male centaurs are so incompetent at pleasing a woman, that they have to have an attractive human male get them going first. And then it's found that absolutely no female centaurs complain about discluding the male centaurs from the equation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939975
I don't know because I wasn't stupid enough to click the link after Alp warned about it having questionable shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939984
Same. But I don't read any Alp stuff anyway after the great Mormon naming incident of 2014.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are 3DPD tier sluts that don't deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939987
how so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939981
Cuck fantasies mainly. Size insecurity is the easiest to prey on. That and cutting a horse's head off and sticking a dude there might mean that there's more technique and control to the dicking. Plus the imagery of a man being an untamable wild stallion, plus the obvious sexual relation with the word "Stallion" and "Stud" And so forth. Also, there's probably a domination fetish or two involved. They literally mount and breed you, you can't fuck one without being under half a tonne of horse.

TL;DR, Fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939993
TL;DR: Human women are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

I would rather adventure with my kitsune sorceress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939998
TL;DR All women are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939985
I don't read Alp's stuff because even at my limited level of writing ability his dialogue gives me fucking headaches for days that no amount of shitty micro-brews will cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939998
Actually I wouldn't be surprised if my TL;DR was right. Seems like a pretty homoerotic fantasy all in all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939985
>Mormon naming incident of 2014
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939987
Incorrect.

Manticores are still the best monstergirls ever, over-exposure be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940004
TL;DR everyone is a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940015
I'm not a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940010
>not knowing of Alp's infamous 80's teen movie dialogue and choosing biblical names for characters only used by people like mormons today

It used to be so bad, Jedidiah-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940002
>Slutty halloween costume excuse for a robe
>No big sleeves for hiding potions or castings
>High heels to kill mobility in combat
Does she even know how to adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935659
why is she sweating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940024
Because she's a filthy nerd bird with no experience with men

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940018
yes you are the fact you deny it proves it slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940015
TL;DR Sluts is a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940012
Any mg with 2 tailpussies is just stupid and a shit tier juvenile fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with being a slut for you're waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940033
shut up slut your words mean nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940026
No I'm not.

You're the slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940012
Absolutely correct. Manticores are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940040
Yes I am, but that doesn't mean you're not also one. You lying slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940040
well yeah whats your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: People calling each other sluts
This is fucking silly, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940033
I'd be the biggest slut ever for my waifu. I'd do whatever she wants! So long as it's not a turnoff for me or illegal, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940040
He's a slut, you're a slut, everyone's a slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>"A-Anon?! What are we going to do on the bed?"
>*Pomf*

[Anonymous No.]

manslut fight in MGG

i bet you both love snuggling and hand holding

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting to be the pack slut for a bunch of werewolves
>Not wanting them to use you as their stress-relieving squeak toy and drench you in their fluids every night
>Not wanting to be a used-up old man from the endless wanwaning by the time you're 35

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940060
>"shut up and show me your lewd bone!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940049
I am almost the complete opposite of a slut, you fucking liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940056
Shut up, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940063
>>Not wanting to be a HAPPY used-up old man from the

Fixed for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940061
what if I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940063
>endless wanwaning
Is that what they're calling it now? Because I want to wanwan a Jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940060
I'd an actual skeleton girl. Seems like it could be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940068
so your a super slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940023
A kitsune with that many tails is anywhere from final dungeon enemy to postgame superboss. She can do what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940068
More like you're a deluded slut.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be such a slut for my waifu. I'd walk around the house in just a naked apron, tented by a nigh-permanent erection. I'd stumble and 'accidentally' get a handful of her tits or her ass and rub my cock between her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940081
You're the deluded one if you have to think everyone is a slut just because you're one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940075
I'd want to get wanwaned by a pride of Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940093
Stay deluded, slutling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940080
>I'm so powerful, I can throw tactics & logic to the wind
Arrogance. It will be her downfall.

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck are you people on to this time

[Anonymous No.]

Wight Manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940094
>Wanwaned

Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
would hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
Still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
Even being an undead couldn't help something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to pin me down and tell me that it's her right to rape me as the stronger and more nobler of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
>I'm gonna take something great like a Wight, and combine it with something shit like a Manticore

Congrats. You've made a meh tier girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
Fine too. Undead tailpussy is still great tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
I just see a manticore on a dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
>she's taking a high heel off
B-but Manticores have paws, not feet...
What the hell is going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940112
Does the tailpussy gain the wight's ghost-claw magic to rip out your soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940115
That's an image .less drew quite some time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940108
>and more nobler of us
Like, is she royalty? Because if she can just rape you and still be more noble than you, you're doing something very bad, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940119
.less girls have weird paws still shaped like human hands/feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940121
Wights' ghost-claws don't rip out souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939673
What'd the faggot do this time outside of be himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940123
Well, I guess. I'm tired. What I was trying to say is that she's the more powerful, skilled, and high-ranking of the two of us.
I'm not doing anything bad, per say. I'm just an average guy. I'm not a criminal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940121
Wight claws actually manipulate spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939165
I was going to write a list with all the girls from MGE but I don't think it's worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940108
I'd act like the biggest manslut to make her feel dirty by association.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940119
Less' high heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940129
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940145
Paw heels are pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940158
Yeah they were a pretty great idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939843
I want this fox!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cougar manticore to hit on me when I go out for a drink after work!

[Anonymous No.]

How are we already on page 7 when this thread started only last night?
I'm not complaining, but /jp/'s moving pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940186
new 2hu game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940180
Ma'am, is it really sanitary to hold that beer bottle... there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940189
Ah, that'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940186
Comiket, plenty of new stuff to discuss, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940189
C88 is also going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940180
Uh, M-Miss Manticore, t-that's my beer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940190
It's just some tailpussy juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940141
Let's see how autistic I can be to try and name all the MGs off without opening the wiki as best as I can

>Plants

Alraune, Dryad, Kesaran Pesaran, Barometz, Liliraune, Tentacle, Roper

>Aquatic

Sahaugin, Merrow, Undine, Mermaid, Scylla, Charybdis, Nereid, Sea Bishop, Kraken, Cancer, Mindflayer

>Slimes

Bubble Slime, Dark Slime, Red Slime, Slime Queen, Slime, Shoggoth, Sea Slime

>Mofu Mofu

Youko, Kitsune, Ren Xiangmao, Large Mouse, Hinezumi, Werewolf, Chimera, Manticore, Were Rabbit, March Hare, Dormouse

>Land-Based

Orc, Goblin, Hob Goblin, Minotaur, Holstaur, Gnome, Troll

>Nobody remembers these

Djinn of the Jar, Mimic

>We Spooky Now

Lich, Wight, Ghoul, Zombie, Ghost, Kitsune-Bi, Will-o'-the-Wisp, Skeleton, Dullahan

>BURN IN THE MAKER'S FIRE

Dragon, Ryuu, Wyvern, Wurm, Ignis, Lava Golem

>Other shit i'm too lazy to categorize

Lizardman, Salamander, Hornet, Devil Bug, Beelzebub, Soldier Beetle, Kobold, Wendigo, Blue and Red Oni, Ogre, Amazon, Succubus, Kunoichi, Imp, Angel and Dark Angel, Devil, Kikimora, Yeti, Lamia, Apophis, Pharaoh, Shirohebi, Jurougumo, Arachne

>Harpies, can't forget those

Siren, Harpy, Black Harpy, Crow Tengu

That's about the limits of my autism, Anon. Sorry if I missed your waifu in that kerfuffle of a mental exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940200
Yeah, but couldn't you get an infection if that spills in there? And are you really going to drink from that after it's been... there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940194
>C88
Are the numbers for how many there have been? It's annual, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940196
Exactly why she's 'handing' it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940168
We all want a fox.
Loyal, kid, loving....
Everyone knows they are better, and thats why this one guy keeps trying to force manticores (shitcores) on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940203
>Not wanting to lick the bottle clean to demonstrate your interest in the Manticore
She'd get so fired up, that tail would be in your pants under the bar in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are cute, you hear me!?

CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940203
Probably not. If MGs can even catch anything that has any effects besides making them hornier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940219
This is actually kinda neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940219
Persia please go and never return. I don't need some body horror shit today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940212
But we're in public! That's embarrassing! And I've never tasted a tailpussy before! What if I'm allergic or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940211
I honestly used to be a catgirl person but I can't deny it any more, foxes and wolf girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940219
>That face
Kuudere as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940219
>That mask above the eyeless, fanged mouth
Well, now I know where Alexandrite got her look.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a Muscle Monster girl by putting a cute ribbon in her hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940228
This makes me wonder if it's possible for someone to have an allergic reaction to another person's sexual fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you racku disciprine to actually write and spend the day shitposting in /mgt/ about your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939793
This was being drawn too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940242
I've heard about people having allergic reactions to jizz before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940211
I like Manticores as well, but they don't look as good in shrine maiden outfits as foxes do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940250
We call those people Dykes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940241
You faggots call anything bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940242
In an of themselves I don't know, but certain allergens can get into seminal fluid and cause and adverse reaction in sexual partners.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey look guys!

Kolbold maid cosplay!

https://i.4cdn.org/a/1439662521862.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940243
Is that by Nayaa? I've actually gotten some stuff from him before.
>>13940253
Stop posting furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940250
I can understand since proteins have the highest chance of triggering allergies, but that must be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940263
I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940262
the moment you said cosplay i lost all intrest in that link

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940262
that's not how it works!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an Ananta?
I'd an Ananta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940254
I admit that I kekked, but I'm being serious. Whether you're a guy or a girl, it's possible to have allergic reactions to jizz.
>>13940266
Imagine if there was some poor succubus out there who was allergic to cum and got bullied by the other succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940272
>Knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940262
That's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940257
I'll bully you m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940279
Yeah, I know.
Also, >lamialegs.
My point stands, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940262
That's actually really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935884
A pygmy tomboy chubby doormouse. I should do fine assuming i can get her to stay awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940288
But lamia can't stand. They have no legs.

Lamiaass, hips, and knees bother me like nothing else. I would like to see one artist play them with a correct skeletal structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13936181
arekishi is so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940272
>human thighs
>all those snakes
Naaah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940288
>>lamialegs
Eh, I'm cool with just a tiny bit of thighskin, like a really, tiny bit, and the general shape of the thigh so long as it fades into straight up snake tail before it reaches the knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939930
>A Pharaoh wanting to adventure with a wage slave

What would we even do?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what there isn't enough of on the Encyclopedia?
Heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940288
>Also, >lamialegs.
What's wrong with them? They help conserve all the sexy bits any monster girl should have (namely, inner thighs in this case).
Every monster girl should have normal human inner thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940313
Your taste can't be this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940304
Destroy ISIS for breaking all of her ancient temples and artifacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940304
To a Pharaoh, just going out and doing normie commoner shit is an adventure.
Take her to Chile's, go play mini golf, see a movie, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940262
This reminds me of those Sesame Street bits where everyone has the head of a chocolate labrador.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940323
I think they were weimeraners, but I know what you're referring to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940304
You're a thief who tried stealing her most precious thing, and now she put a curse on you.
If you don't do as she says, the curse will kill you from the inside-out.
She plans to use you as an escort to a neighboring village to supress the Set cultists have been stealing young women from their homes, and use you as a suicide unit of all else fails.

This of course leads up to a whole fucking thing where Dark God Set is planning his arrival to destroy the entire world as we know it, something even Queen Apep hopes to prevent. She can't steal the sun away if the world's been destroyed, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940315
But he's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940337

But I'm a just someone who works at a grocery store. I didn't try to steal nuffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940336
Is that what they're called?

Well, you learn something new every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940347
The real thief who tried running off with the Pharaoh's most precious thing ran into you trying to evade the guards.
He dropped it and you picked it up, not knowing what it was.
And then the guards found you with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940367
You will of course encounter him again later, and fight him as payback for what you had to go through because of that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940367

Well I had a nice run. Oh well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940352
Imagine a tall (for her species), kuudere Weimarener who likes to go for jogs.

Actually, dog owners in this thread- if you had a kobold roommate based on whatever breed of dog you had, what type of kobold would you get?
>pic related, it's the breed of dog that mine is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940367
>Give it to them
>Explain myself
If she goes through with it then I just die I guess, I don't really give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940377
Don't worry.
The hero of stories like these always starts out as the common thief.
Like Aladdin.
Or Yuri Lowell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940378
>Tall, buff, protective huskie-bold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940378
>Golden-Husky mix
Oh man. She would be beautiful. Perfect, really. Could even get me to go jogging with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940388
>I just die I guess
Nah, you'll just be her unwilling vassal for the first few chapters.
She'll figure out your innocence soon enough, but by that point, you might as well help her fight Set and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940378
>boxer-bold

tight and toned but dumb as a sack of bricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940378
Currently, it would be a chihuahua...
-Big for its kind
-bark is worse than its bite
-timid as heck

How I'd kill to have my old black Labrador again...
-Gentle
-Affectionate as fuck
-lovely dark hair
-insists on cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940310
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940250
>>13940278
I saw that episode of House too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940391

I don't know how to fight at all so I'll probably die at some point. She'll probably use me as bait to lure out the enemy and that'll be that.

I wish I was at home playing videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940378
>chill, slightly chubby bro-tier yellow lab kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940419
I don't even watch House, but it's a real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

So what're some Lovecraftian MGs that you all want to see eventually? We already have Shoggoths, how deep do you want the hole to go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940419
Anything that contains foreign proteins (and sometimes they don't even have to be foreign) is a possible allergen or can provoke an immune response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940429
All the way down. I want to see how KC handles everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940408
>but by that point, you might as well help her fight Set and shit.
Fuck that. I'm walking as soon as she releases me from the curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940421
>Not being Donnel 2.0
http://i.imgur.com/PzBJM1q.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940437
I'd imagine he'd have some trouble with Tindalos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940439

>Implying my growths aren't shit.
>Implying I'm badass enough to be Donnel 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940408
>Trying to fight Set
Gakakaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940452
Oh right. I forgot about that Set for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940439
>1000 years worth of dragon pussy
Pairing him with nowi was the only path that didn't feel creepy. I get that she's a few hundred years old, but mentally and physically she looks 12.

Plus, massive dragon stats on top of insane luck and Sol? Nah was a one girl army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940391
>Yuri Lowell
I got that.

[Anonymous No.]

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

You now sponser a Monster Girl Racing Team:

What is the name of the team?
Who is the racer?
Who is in charge of the pit crew?
Who is the teams race queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940452
>Not living a dual life
>Not being Set's heavy handed enforcer by day
>Not being Set's daki by night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940101
>Rotting tailpussy
all of my n o p e

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940321
Anon please tell me you're joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940378

I have two Chihauhaus although they don't live with me.

One is as big as what is probably the standard size for a chihahau. Maybe a little smaller. The guy loves to cuddle hardcore. Doesn't like to go on walks and can be pretty picky with his food. Is also pretty old.

The other is the complete opposite. Actually pretty big for a Chihauhau, loves to eat any and everything and go on walks whenever the chance arises. Most of the time actually kind of paranoid and gives you a guilty look of something.

Seeing them turned into Kobold MGs would be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940477
Mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940467
I paired Ricken with Nowi to avoid the creep factor. I suppose you could pair Donnel with Lissa or Maribelle to be less creepy, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940138
>Wight claws actually manipulate spirit energy.
Actually, didn't their profile say something about souls too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940490
>Breeding Ricken
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940471
Team Horns
Baphomet racer
Sahuagin Pit Crew Chief
Werewolf race queen
I'll add a navigator because we're a rally team.
Goblin navigator

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940490
>creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940474
>Set's daki by night
You mean "one of Set's many semen dispensers by night."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940490
>>13940467
>unironically saying "creepy"
Tumblr go and stay go, not even saying pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940483
Yeah, I am.
She just wants to destroy the because they stole
her ice cream supply.

Do you know how hard is it to get ice cream in the middle of the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940099
Don't be so mean anon. She's been adventuring and dungeon crawling all her life. She just wants to get laid and find herself a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940494
>They excel not only at handling a man’s body and soul, but his “spirit energy” as well. They can even freely manipulate the absorption of spirit energy and the pleasure that accompanies it. During sex, they deliberately sip spirit energy bit by bit through everything from the gentle touch of each and every one of their fingers, to close contact with their soft skin. As this takes place, the pleasure experienced by the man isn’t just physical. Even his soul will melt sweetly. They’ll captivate a man’s heart, and they won’t let go. Furthermore, they can steal almost all of a person’s spirit energy just by touching them. If there’s a hostile individual, they can make them faint and collapse as if kneeling before them by just barely touching them with a fingertip due to the exhaustion and overwhelming pleasure of having all of one’s spirit energy taken out. If it’s a human woman, then the spirit energy stolen from her body will be replaced by the wight’s irrepressible demonic energy, and she’ll turn into a wildly lustful undead, a loyal servant of the wight.

I assume this is done with the claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940467
I didn't care. I paired her with Gaius.
She says she's old enough, and I need Nah with that Speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940471
Took me ten tries for an actual species

>Team Zing Sting
>Racer Hornet
>Mindflayer pit boss
>Queen Amazoness

My senses are tingling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940202
>Forgot Anubis, Khepri and Sphinx even though he said Apophis and Pharaoh
>Forgot Dark/Valkyrie even though he got the Angels
>Forgot Eros' Golden-Girls too

Eh, still I'd say you got a little under half the overall total. Decent autism anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940272
This is both cosplay-tier, and nigh bestiality.

I mean, the girl's cute, but just...eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you will never have a bromance with an MG like Pullo and Vorenus did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBCqAU4HB5o

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940572
Bestiality why?

[Anonymous No.]

今回の魔物娘は「ソルジャービートル」　カブトムシ＋クワガタムシ的な種族で、
昆虫魔物界の重騎兵です。既に登場していたビートル属のケプリとはかなり異なる外見になりました。This time's monster girl is “soldier beetle”, a race that's sort of like rhinoceros beetle + stag beetle, and they're the heavy cavalry of the world of insect monsters. They ended up looking pretty different from khepri, the beetle family monster that had already appeared.

無口無表情で、その独特な昆虫アイからは感情が読み取りにくい種族なのですが……
They're taciturn and expressionless, and it is difficult to read emotion from the peculiar insect eyes of this race, but...

毎度同じく詳しくは　エロ魔物娘図鑑本文　をご覧くださいませ！
As always, for details, please check the erotic monster girl profile!

ちなみに手に持った武器・盾は身体の一部なのですが、
エロい事する時はちゃんとしまう事ができたりもするのでご安心を！
By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940589
Because THERE'S A BUNCH OF SNAKES.
Not snake girls, actual snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>they prefer sweet things
Time to find one and pamper her with candies.
>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!
Time for shitstorms over what exactly this means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!
How does that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940588
>this post brought to you by the guild of millers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>And when they're not able to drink semen, they puff out their cheeks and display an expression of dissatisfaction
Pouty soldier bug pic when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax!
BUT HOW?!

>Different varieties
Cool. I wanna see a lancer beetle.

>Crotch nuzzling fetish
Oh my, that's what I like to hear.

>Act like bodyguards to their husbandos
>Pouty when they don't get to guzzle his jizz
>Pedipalp leg-locking

All good. And interesting how the formation of harems with them is based upon simple coincidence. I wonder what would happen if they found a man at the same time as a girl who wasn't another soldier beetle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>Kuudere, Blowjob loving, escort beetles with impenetrable armor
These are some top tier bugs. Really, really high up there. Would be hard to dethrone Mantis or Ushi, but damn if they aren't trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940604
>>13940605
Probably have exo-skeletal hands on the inside of their weapon that remain attatched to their arm, if they an eject their weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>>13940604
>>13940605
>>13940621
What if they shed their weapons when they have sex and have to wait for them to grow back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940604
>>13940605
>>13940621
>>13940626
Maybe they can shrink their weapons with MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940625
The biggest weakness is the design itself with how he basically drew a loli sitting on a carapace. Bad move with the humanoid legs up front.

>>13940626
You don't eject then reattach body parts. They more likely fold backwards or some such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940636
No, it says they can propperly remove them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940647
It says put them away. That does not mean remove or detach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>tfw imagining a soldier beetle ask for a mans "love nectar"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>kuudere, modular beetle waifus
Fuckin' radical. They also remind of Aigis a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940647
Nevermind, it says that they can put them away propperly. Whatever that means, I dunno.
>>13940646
Folding doesn't seem likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940647
Where do you see that?

All I see is it saying that they can "Be put away".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940646
>with how he basically drew a loli sitting on a carapace
She should've just been another humanoid girl like the Khepri to begin with.
Considering monster girls are supposed to be built for sex and pleasure first and foremost, having a girl with a body that is 90% useless for that is kind of silly. It's not like making them humanoid would make them any weaker or less sturdy, and they'd be easier to hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940655

>tfw the best monster girl in anime isn't a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940658
It works on profile girl with scissor claws. You can see where her normal hand is on the joint.

>tfw she's engineered like some old beast wars toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
Always wanted a Heracross waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939793
Is that actually based off of that little greentext about the kitsune and the pizza?

I hope it is. I'm already starting to feel pride for writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>a girl that you can fuck in exactly one position
>and she can do blowjobs and vaginal only
>nothing else
Talk about a girl you have to love for her personality...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940670
Neither that scissor nor that shield would be practical during sex if just folded back. They haveto have some other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940678
>blowjobs and vaginal only
And paizuri.
And what else does she even really need to be able to do, other than those three? Those are the main three things you see in every doujin ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593

Soldier beetle and Ushi-oni fighting over a man

Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940685
You're not very imaginative when it comes to sex, are you?

Then again, most of the anons here seem to assume that penetration is the end-all-be-all for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940686
Depends on the Beetle and Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>literally moefied starcraft roach

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>By the way, the weapons and shield held in their hands are part of their body, but they can put them away properly when doing erotic things, so relax

ok then what do their hands look, how do they take the weapons off, how do they grow them back, do the children that are just born have their weapons, and what do their wings look like?

this MG has to many questions and not enough answers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940682
Yes they would. They're only a couple times as big as the mantis arm blades. Folding back over her forearms would work just fine. They'd stick out behind her a could of feet but she could hug you and kiss you and whatever just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940694
Walking a fine line there anon. Better to just stop now before you spout some
>Y-you just gotta broaden your sexual horizons, anon!
Bullshit that leads to futa pegging and everything else that sets the thread alight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
Eh, not that I had any expectations from bug things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940694
Well, what else do you need, really?
>penetration is the end-all-be-all for sex
It is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940686

This is a non-question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>cock nuzzling
>pedipalp leg-locking
>pouty when she doesn't get her husbando's sap
>airdroppable heavy bug cavalry

Far better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940686
>>13940708
>now imagining two soldier beetles battling then out off no where a ushi-oni comes crashing in and they have to team up to fight her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940704
You're blowing that a little out of proportion don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

meanwhile in /hbg/

>"The new human boy profile was translated just now! Check it out!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940678
What about anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940712
>Spiders, why does it always have to be spiders?
>Actually, the two on the left are--
>FUCKING SCISSOR SPIDERS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940714
It's the only direction that particular conversation can go in, so I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940715
>"its shit just like this thread"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940715
That was stupid, don't ever do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940722
>Beetle
>Spiders
I... What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940707
>>13940704
Christ you anons are boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940699
Their wings would look like most any beetle's, i.e. folded membranous and transparent wings beneath the armored covers of their insectoid abdomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940678
Why do you people even value how much weird shit a girl can do to your dick so damn much? KC makes a badass kuudere beetle soldier girl that will bury her face in your crotch, and you people complain you can't fuck her in enough ways? Really? What the fuck do you even want then? Do you want her to crush your dicks under her insect legs or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940733
yeah but what about size, do they have to clean them ever now and then, and it says it can fly short distances but how far is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940715
Fuck off, stop trying to force that autistic bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940738
This. If you're a hardcore deviant obsessed with weird sex, MGE isn't for you. I wish people would realize this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940731
If it looks (vaguely) like a spider, walks like a spider and rapes like a spider...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940752
That or if they really are hardcore deviants obsessed with weird sex, they could get more creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940605
>>13940621
>>13940634
>>13940699

Well, KC has sited numerous examples of MGs being able to basically polymorph to get around their inconvincences of form (e.g., sandworms can shrink to lamia size, vampires can hide their cape wings, mermaids can turn tail into legs, etc). So I assume he means something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940767
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

Like they could shrink them down into micro-sized 'toys' that fit nicely on their arms, and then enlarge them into full proper weapons when needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940715
>he deleted it

What a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940752
Anon, we have pictures drawn by KC that feature sounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940762
Then how about you use some of that "creativity" and tell me what she could possibly do, when her only human features are her tits, abdomen, crotch and face?

Face it, potential for unusual sex is something KC very rarely considers when designing a monster girl. And that's not a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940773
Well, it appears some anons got triggered over his joke.

And yes, in this case triggered is probably the best word, since they reacted so violently to a single-line gag (even if it was a bad one).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940773
>He deleted something stupid
Good on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940784
I like how KC is so adverse to drawing monster parts coming in contact with dicks that even in that picture, she's only touching him with her demonic-energy-covered claw tips that magically feel just like human skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzFPmx96nnA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940732
Go enlighten /d/ with how sexually adventurous you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940788
>when her only human features
There's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940792
Yeah, he probably should have known better than to post something like that during the day. Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940767
He should stick to succubi at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940784
>Anon, we have pictures drawn by KC that feature sounding.
No we don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940792
Well, he should just ignore sperging faggots next time, like most of us do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940800
It's a catgirl playing around, pawing that the dick, not jerking it off. I don't get how you ever came to conclude any sort of aversion on the artist's part besides by asspulling it for the sake of any arguments you may have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940822
If only. Succubutts are the only thing KC can do well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940811
>>13940732
Yup, that's how it is.

Anything that isn't slow missionary sex, being very careful to avoid touching the icky monster bits, is forbotten here, and thus shall be banish-ed to the realm of /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940835
Ahahahahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940832
Welcome to my hell. Did you only just realize this is what anons do all the time every time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940813
Well, what else does she fucking have? Something like an Anubis or Dragon still has limbs that could reasonably be used for sexy stuff. Soldier Beetle's are optimized for restraining and leglocking, but that still only really enhances the usual three main acts. And that giant insect body sure isn't gonna help any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940752
Deviants are occasionally thrown a bone, but it's infrequent enough that it's better to stick to Wonderland, Liches, and the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Kraken waifu to make fried calamari with her own tentacles and force me to eat it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940839
>being very careful to avoid touching the icky monster bits, is forbotten here, and thus shall be banish-ed to the realm of /d/
Not him, but I'd totally go to town on a cat-Familiars paw things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940881
Familiars have the best hands of any MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940867
Wonderland girls are still pretty vanilla, they just have their vanilla sex on a shit-ton of sex drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940865
She still has hands rather like the khepri's. Assuming that is what you are referring to regarding limbs. Sure they're clawed but that didn't stop you from referencing the dragon which has far larger claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940893
Jabberwock is pretty cuhrazy, and Chesires can teleport and make themselves invisible so that could be kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940881
I'd go for a Familiar's everything, but yea, those don't look half bad for some fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940876

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940881

Those hearts on her finger tips are silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940897
Dragons still have soft palms, Soldier beetle doesn't.
She can't use her hands, she can't do intercrural or footjobs or anything of the sort, she doesn't even have an ass, so facesitting's out too.
Even compared to other "taur" monster girls she's EXTREMELY restricted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940889
the best for handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940889
Naaaah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940881
I'm not into familiars, but goddamn I love that color scheme. Put a purple or pink color scheme on pretty much any monster girl and I'll probably at least like them somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940918
>Dragons still have soft palms
Citation needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940916
They probably aren't going to be present on all Familiars, since I'd assume that each Familiar is bound to have her own "symbol" of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940932
Just look at their profile pic, or any reptile girl with claws

[Anonymous No.]

>Be that one guy on his way to class.
>You bump into somebody and get knocked to the ground.
>You look up and see its an upper classman elf.
>She asks you if you're trying to ravage her/pick a fight just because she's an elf.

What do you do in this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you people feel about Gnolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
Demand that she rape me.
>>13940942
Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
N-not at all, I'm just a clumsy fuck. I'll get out of your way now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940938
So nothing. Figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941

Watch myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941

Apologize and go on my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
Get up, apologize, and continue on my way. No need to be rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
>"if I show my dick will you forgive me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940946
I'm asking because KC has done some weird shit lately and Mindflayers are typically D&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
Get up, apologize for bumping in to her and keep walking.

That simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
Damn right I'm trying to ravage her because she's an elf.

I ravage her because she's an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940865
>Something like an Anubis or Dragon
Interesting that you use those two as an example...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940942
Depends on what they are(n't) packing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940960
Why are you saying that? I randomly mentioned two girls I happen to like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940881
I don't know why Familiar is so popular but it's a clear indication the Sabbath is doing something right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940966
I just find it a neat coincidence that they're my two favorites is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940971
I wish we had art featuring different Familiar varieties, especially of Lucy from Average's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
>Bump into a girl
>Get knocked down
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940839
Nah you're right, sorry. I'm gonna go enjoy my sexual liberation by grinding my dick along the carapace of one of those scorpion women, and sound myself on her stinger as her insectile legs peg me.

[Anonymous No.]

I have seen ttrpg's with less written about them then KC has written about the land of MGE. What would drive a man to these extremes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940655
that show is the mg version of Fahrenheit 451 isnt it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940978
Maybe when KC gets around to the planned Sabbath book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
Probably wonder how she'sstill conscious, because bumping someone hard enough for us both to fall takes some serious momentum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940941
Keep walking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941022
That's the spirit anon! Now you're gettin' it.

[Anonymous No.]

Your monster waifu is now trying to seduce you while wearing the exact clothes you are wearing right now.
How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
but i'm not wearing anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941070
Great job, Anon. Your waifu's completely nude.
Enjoy yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
Tennis clothes?
Whatever. She's my waifu anyway, I fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
well, seeing as how a size 32 pair of jeans are going to be destroyed by a Jinko's huge thighs, I'd say the pants got the worst of it
but her stretching out my t shirt with her tig ol biddies isn't bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
She's wearing a C!NCC! shirt and boxers.
So apparently my Jinko waifu likes french punk/metal hybrid music. And I'm sure those boxers will make her ass and thighs look great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
>khaki shorts and a t-shirt
Those shorts are going to be so tight on her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066

>Kejourou wearing a sleeveless white t-shirt and some pajama bottoms

I'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
Pajamas and a T-Shirt? It works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
Just a towel. Just got out from the bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
>Tank top and pajama bottoms
They'd be way too small for her and it would be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
>no bra
>bluejeans
>boxers
>video game t-shirt

wouldn't be too hard to fuck me like that, she just needs to pull that shirt off and let me see her pants go down as she wiggles it off of her hips

[Anonymous No.]

Did the guy who was doing the fallen brides translation ever get beyond the first hero girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941090
My Jinko brother.
Why are they so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941115
The Bapho/Witch is on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941065
I'm so glad I can enjoy being cucked by my waifu's futa dom friend, and lick her cum out of my waifu's twat. This would never have happened had I not broadened my sexual horizons. Thank you based anon for showing me the error of my ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
>Cradle of filth long sleeve with jeans
Eh. Pretty fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Best succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941122
>tfw no hot priestess
>tfw no genius loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941135
Not hard to be the best when your entire race is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939598
Mogeke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941127
>Going full cuck
Never before has the slippery slope fallacy been more ridiculously presented than this.

Go home anon, you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
>skinny jeans and a white T-Shirt
They're gonna strain so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941144
>Fallacy
That I'm being an idiot doesn't make the slope a fallacy, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941116
Because they're buff for the muscle fans out there, and they're physically more interesting than Amazons (because let's face it, most Succubi subspecies are little more than a sexy human with wings, horns, and a tail, and that's kinda boring). Plus those fluffy arms and legs are the best for cuddles.
KC needs to add more buff girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941135
She even lactates. That's the best part right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
A pair of boxers. Well, it seems like she wont have much work to do, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941136
Sorry my bad he's working on the genius loli right now, and the priestess is the next on the book. http://exhentai.org/g/572996/62df631a76/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941147

Loen still needs to go back and fix her legs and tail there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941150
No your using such a stupid example does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
>A V-neck shirt and a pair of cargo pants
Well she's not dressed to get the D but it's my waifu and I'm a slut, so if she wants me to be I'm very much fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941159
I think her legs look fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941161
>Stupid examples make things a fallacy

So if I use an example of jumping from a small height and being crushed into atoms upon the surface of a planet, does that make gravity a fallacy too? I say you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941165

They're way too thin to support her though. That and the angle of the digitigrade wouldn't exactly let her do much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941170
No, what's a fallacy is using a deliberately disproportionate example of a slippery slope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940946
I'll never understand this Shia LaBeouf shit people keep forcing. The video wasn't even that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941136
Primera and Koyoi are the ones I'm really waiting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941178
It's not really all that unthinkable an example. All he did was make a Truckercore reference. He even used the bob horizons quote to make it even more obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monstergirls poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941178
fallacy
ˈfaləsi/Submit
noun
a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.

It ain't a fallacy, despite how hyperbolic and unrealistic an example I present. The slope is real, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941192
Wait did the Truckercore MC end up eating futa jizz from cuckticore's twat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941192
Goddammit. Can nothing be said around here without it devolving down to some shitty meme caused by bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941199
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941199
If that's what you want Anon.

If you want them to poop rich velvety chocolate that's what they'll do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941199
If succubi have a diet based entirely on semen, do they poop cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941205
The ride never ends, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Slimes and Slime Accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are monoeyes so disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941205
If you're having an argument about what's take-it-to-/d/-tier in the thread No, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941214
I... hm. No, I think I'm good, thanks.

>>13941215
Probably not. I would imagine it gets turned into pure energy, which would result in not pooping at all. An amusing thought though.

>>13941224
I want to kiss a Monoeyes eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941224
You misspelled "lovely" there. Don't worry, it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941221

Pink slimes sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941213
This disturbs me now, but I will sleep better with this answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941224
We should put them all in camps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941221
I want to see the one for succubi already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941224
There not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941221
Yee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941241
I'll be the camp administrator
I'll have a gym
All monoeyes will be directed to lift
then I'll have a bunch of submissive monoeyes who are muscular.
My own harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941224
Bieyes are worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941224
Because they remind us of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941245
>>13941234
Cockles go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941245
>two eyes
That's not a monoeye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941234
>>13941245
They smell and they can't even rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine working as a monster girl doctor. Having to deal with stuff like a mermaids torn gills, or a cracked ants antenna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941259

You're right. So.. That doesn't make them disgusting, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941221
Well, we habe this from a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941261
They smell great and don't need to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941269
imagine all the MGs that fall for him the MGs world most dangerous job Doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941269
Or constipated mgs who need to poop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941286
Like anubis who is sad she can't go back and forth anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941278
have*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941269
How would one even do medicine on the insect types? How do you fix something with an exoskeleton ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941285
The facility staffs only women in the waiting room and desk, and has all the MG's put under for even rudimentary treatments so they never get to see who helped them.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Baphomets so lovely? I wish KC would talk more about the Onee-san Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941269

> Please state the nature of the medical emergency
> "mysefelof"
> I'm sorry?
> "I said my seal fell off."
> Ushi Onis are able to survive and function without seals. Why are you here?
> "Because you're the only thing that will talk to me, even if you're not real."

And then I made a sad. But hey, Ushi Onis in space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941279
Wrong. They have awful hygiene and they'll all die virgins due to nobody wanting to have sex with them and them not raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941301
Onee-Sabbath is threadcanon unfortunately, and we lack any actual stories on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941296
Some sort of fake shell that can fix the gaps and harden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941310
Could have sworn he mentioned them in one of his Q&A's.

[Anonymous No.]

>all those story books with blank wiki entries, not even a summary
Im interested about the wonderland centric one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941316
You might be thinking of the Wonderland cakes that give young looking monster girls more mature bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941301
>soft paws
>fuzzy ears and tail
>look at those Bapho buns
>small and cute
>lascivious
>built in power steering for oral and doggy style
They are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941346
I still think they'd look better without the paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941346
I want to commit a crime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941269
>What seems to be the problem?
>"My dick fell off!"
>You look like a healthy girl to me, are you certain you shouldn't be seeing a psychologist or a counselor instead?
>"I was a guy yesterday! Fucking mamono mana must have made it fly off like a helicopter!"
>I see. Tell you what, take two of these pills when you leave and call me in the morning
>so then I prescribed her some raging mushroom pills

[Anonymous No.]

Magical Space Elves

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941402
WOULD I?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be that one side character in a world with monstergirls that pretty much engineers good endings for MGs and humans while still appearing to be barely relevant to their stories, following your own lonely path ala Mad Max

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941389
Raging Mushrooms won't reverse an alp though, it'd just make her sexually frustrated and rapey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941410
isnt that the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941389
This raises the question- what happens to a guy's dick when he goes Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941410
I think that was his plan, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941405
>Implying I'm not going to have a hot kuudere monstergirl attendant that is with me every time I show up
>And she will never have a route, ever
>Because she's mine, motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
I mean I guess my clothes would be really tight on her but other than that its just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941344
Those are canon, not q&a

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941417
>>13941420
Well that's not cool, think about that alp's poor neighbor in the apartment next to her. You think he asked for this? He's just a young freshman in college who's finally taking a step away from home. You're going to scar him for life if you trick his alp neighbor into raping him.

Does this doctor even have a medical license? This isn't a Chesire or Lilim doctor is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
But how can all four of them wear my one pair of clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941453
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941419
Either
A: It inverts itself, like I think how they do with sex change surgery.
Or
B: One day it just pops off at the base, grows a pair of wings, and flies away to the island of misfit dicks to spend the rest of its days with all the other bodiless dicks and the thousands of succubi who vacation there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941402
I liked them better when they were called Abh. Hell, even the Ctarl-Ctarl are a better choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941462

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>>13941474
CUTE

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>>13941462
I don't think whiplash and a possible broken neck is "cute"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941467
>the succubi shellac the dicks and sell them as dildos
>the tanukis have started a huge business empire over these organic alp dildos

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>>13941444
>Good morning, Doctor Anon spea-
>"You shitty doctor!! Those pills didn't give me my dick back!"
>Well, I didn't say it would do that. I was hoping you'd realize you don't need it when you could get all the dick you could ever want.
>"I raped a guy! I dragged him back into his house and fucked him for hours! The only thing that made me stop was when his alarm clock went off and I realized we were doing it all night!"
>Did you rike it?
>"Ye-No-uh, shut your face! And I think I slipped him something because he keeps giving me this weird look, I think he wants to keep goi-kyaa!"
>dial tone
>Another successful procedure!

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>>13941485

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>>13941444
>petite succubus pounces him just as he's about to enter his apartment
>has her way with him every which way over several hours
>seems to understand how to pleasure a dick even better than most of her kind
>runs off in the morning screaming bloody murder at some doctor

I don't see the problem.

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>>13941498
CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!~

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>>13941480

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>>13941515
Cute!

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>>13941498
God damn EMG has absolutely horrible girls.

I'm so glad I dropped that garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941528
>everything is bait

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>>13941536
What?

Are you fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941536
>bait
He isn't entirely wrong you big baby.

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>>13941536
If I'm supposed to self-insert as Darling I don't think I'd appreciate the girls trying to kill me every five minutes either.

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>>13941547
You're not really supposed to self insert with darling though. He actually has personality traits, unlike some Harem protagonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941357
Go back to MGQ general.

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>>13941528

I shall forever curse crabman's name for ruining monster girls.

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>>13941444
it's that damn Dr. Ushi again...

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>>13941550

>He actually has personality traits

HAHAHAHAHAH AHSADH LAFSADF LHFLHDHAH AHAHAHA AH AHHA HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941541
yes
>>13941545
i regonize some of the girl are not good
>>13941547
who said your supposed too?

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>>13941536
No seriously where the fuck did I mention bait at all?

Fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941566
You need a hug

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>>13941560
She's a genius ahead of her time. Just you wait and see!

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>>13941562
Workaholic, No-Nonsense, kind to a fault, empathetic, he's a good cook, he's smart and knows how to run a household, he hates seeing people be sad, he used to be a Chuuni.
Though the fact that you type like a 12 year old made it obvious how good you are at spotting things.
His empathy alone makes it impossible for about half this fucking thread to self-insert as him.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I think about it, hooking up with a monstergirl would be a bad deal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941573
No fuck you, nobody puts words in my mouth and gets away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
A mount to purge ushi oni with. I am pleased.

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>>13941582
Elaborate.

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>>13941581
In other words, dime a dozen anime/manga nice guy protagonist.

>he's a good cook, he's smart and knows how to run a household
Not personality traits.

>he used to be a Chuuni
barely explored bit of back story, also irrelevant

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>>13941587
>>13941536
>>13941528
i honestly thought it looked like bait, guesss i should lurk more

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>>13941581
Don't forget that he is decidedly and to a fault, Japanese. That might not sound like much, but think about some of the things he does.

Like never once complaining to Smith about the girls being a drain on his savings; and when she tells him that she was supposed to have been covering everything in the first place, rather than scream at her, he buries his head in Suu to stifle himself.

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>>13941608
Yeah you should you fucking faggot.

Fuck off to where you came from.

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>>13941597
But if she gets any of their blood on her, she'll become like the monsters she was trying to fight!

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>>13941609
Yeah, Darling should have got that cunt fired. Crhist, why is every girl in EMG so fucking 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941616
They aren't really.

The only one I'd level that complaint at would be Mero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941608
From where do you hail, new blood?

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>>13941609
That's what I mean by nice to a fault, he really doesn't call anyone out on anything, with the exception of the asshole couple and that one director guy.
Most of the time he's almost aggressively friendly and agreeable, to the point of pretty much being a doormat.
He's also resourceful, and elaborating on the workaholic thing, I feel like he might be most comfortable when he has something to do. My evidence is during the hotel chapter when he seems the most relaxed when he's working.

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>>13940941
Mount her and molest her ears then rape her in the school bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she get no love?

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>>13941612
guess i should go play some Video Games then
I can litrally feel your hate/anger through the internet

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>>13941628
I wonder that too, and I kinda like sadistic girls.

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>>13941630
>You'll never play vidya with a monstergirl
It hurts.

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>>13941624
See, the thing is, for a Japanese character, none of these traits are all that distinctive. It's just kind of what's expected in their society.

Why do you think his name is basically "That Guy"? He's less a character and more an ideal for the Monster Girls to fawn over.

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>>13941614
Don't be dumb anon, even for giggles.

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>>13941622
ive been here for over a year, im just an idiot who doesnt pay attention to thread trends

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>>13941628
Normal Arachnes can already do everything Jurougumos do.

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>>13940941
Wherever I am, I must also assault elves.

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>>13941628
My favorite of the arachne set.

>>13941643
You mean they can be docile?

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>>13941626
Which bathroom?

Males so she can be used by others or Females so she can be used as a display for the other Elves?

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>>13941630
Yeah, there's just people like that here.
We're kinda stuck with them.

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>>13941641
You're a fucking retard, holy fuck.

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>>13941134
>cradle of filth

Fucking really?

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>>13941647
>letting someone else use your elf
Haram

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>>13941637
Then why are you complaining about being unable to self insert as him? If he's the perfect self insert for japanese people, it's pretty logical that people from countries with different basic traits wouldn't be able to self insert.

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>>13941650
Oh what, I'm at fault for not taking that faggot's shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941651
yes, i know

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>>13941621
>Smith
Bitch is Smith
>Miia
Dumb pushover who only has herself to blame for the current harem circumstances yet instead of realizing and trying to fix her own faults, burdens and abuses the man she claims to love
>Cerea
Smells like a barn, similarly violent, head in the clouds
>Rachnee
Crippling self confidence issues that lead to stupid decisions
>Mero
Unrealistic expectations, NTR
>Papi
>Suu
Okay, admittedly, Suu and Papi are pretty alright.Nothing glaringly obvious other than suu being a rapist and Papi being an idiot.

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>>13941628
Most people here seem to like cuddlerape, and not actually scary raperape.

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>>13941604
They rely alot on the "husband" and "love" aspects, over the years I've come to realize that I lost the ability to be attached to other people, to care about them as much as any normal person would; friends, loved ones, maybe even family. Feels like it's easier and less exhausting not having them around to begin with than investing your emotion on keeping them close.

TL;DR I don't think I'd have enough energy to stay interested in being an MG's husband or a father it they were real, even if they took the initiative and came after me. Does this make me a bad person?

/blog

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>>13941154
>KC needs to add more buff girls

No he doesn't.

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>>13941661
hey at least i know how to admit i made a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941609
>>13941624
>betas like other betas
Geez, why don't you marry him then?

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>>13941655
>elf sees lewd
You seem to have posted the wrong image.

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>>13941674
Yes he does.
My dick demands it.

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>>13941661
You could stand to not blow up over something as simple as somebody mistakenly calling your valid opinion bait, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941654
Don't look at me man, it's second hand. I usually wear it under something else, anyway. Besides, Midian was good.

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>>13941660
I'm not the guy who was complaining about that. I'm just someone pointing things out.

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>>13941667
Then why is ushi-oni so popular?

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>>13941673
Worse. It makes you me.

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>>13941490
>>13941502
>Be fresh young kid in town
>Walk home one day
>Suddenly alp attack
>Get raped
>Have to take responsibility
>Get stuck with a neet alp who kinda smells and is worse than an oomukade
Th-thanks Doctor

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>>13941678
Because I'm not a fucking alp.
Also I don't believe in the whole Alpha/Beta thing. Kinda hard to when you're a switch who likes power play.

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>>13941683
Fuck him, I'm not taking crap like that from some retard.

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>>13941692
She's sorta cuddly.

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>>13941663
I will argue with none of those, but for Rachnee. She might have her issues that lead to her making some rash decisions, but when people offer her a better alternative, she doesn't linger on her own misgivings, and is grateful for what they do for her. She also, as has been pointed out, is the only girl who's actually careful enough not to inflict undo harm unto the guy she likes at every single opportunity.

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>>13941692
Spider backpack.

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>>13941215
Pure white turds.

Is this neat?

When I was in kindergarden or first grade, some guy liked to eat crayons and plasticine. When he took a shit on the school bathroom floor this one time, it was multicolored, the prettiest turd I ever did see.

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>>13941253
>only three

You have failed me for the last time.

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>>13941700
I dunno. It's a pretty honest mistake if you think about it.
I'm sure one of these days the two of you can look back on this and laugh. Right?

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>>13941712
Nah, he can eat shit for the rest of his life.

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>>13941702
Of course, she's arguable best girl, but she still has 3DPD tier self image issues, and isn't considerate of her surroundings. She wants to hurt herself and wants to make a martyr of herself. She won'd go out on a limb and assume her welcome, she'll assume the opposite, that every one wants her gone. That's a whole bag of 3DPD

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>>13941698
All on you for not training your new Alp properly.

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>>13941712
i can at least

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>>13941453
>procrastination claims another victim.gif

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>>13941717
I swear, if Crabman doesn't make Rachnee win the Darlingbowl, he should at least make an extra chapter where she does.
She's literally the only girl in his harem who's never injured him.

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>>13941717
Maybe so; though again I'd argue that she's the only one who IS at all considerate of her surroundings.

Even with all the other stuff, she's still loads better than the others.

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>>13941647
Hmm, the latter, since I intend to keep this one. Be different if she was just a toy.

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>>13941734
>Any girls winning the HaremBowl
Hue

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>>13941630
Not him but, it's pretty nice isn't it?

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>>13941734
>Even with all the other stuff, she's still loads better than the others.
There's no argument there, but as for
>Maybe so; though again I'd argue that she's the only one who IS at all considerate of her surroundings.
She's absorbed in her complexes. Part of that is why she's so considerate of not hurting darling. She can't martyr herself if she's being pushed away for a reason. Her complex only works when she's being an angel.

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>>13941744
Meant for >>13941730

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>>13941739
eat the fucking banana!

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>>13941515
T-That's kind of lewd.

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>>13941747
it amazes me how angry people can get

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>>13941744
But they can, only horrible harems have that shit going on.

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>>13941692
Relentless rapemonster for those you are into that, lusty but affectionate snu snu machine for those who want something lighter.
Also, all terrain mount or fuzzy backpack, depending on size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941682
Fuck your dick, I bet you don't even do the iron penis workouts to prepare for the buff waifu you want. No, you get an Alice, you baby dick shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941692
She's been moefied.

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>>13941759
>When you realize not only does she have the tail strength to fucking whip you to death, but she got that hip control tho

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>>13941712
With all the people who pretend to be retards in this thread, I don't fault him at all for "blowing up." God knows I would happily strangle my share of people here.

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>>13941779
I would hope you wouldn't want to strangle me, at least.
I'm retard-free. And that's hard for me, most days.

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>>13941779
Not before I strangle you first, shitwizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941793
I'll strangle you before you strangle him fuckstick.

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>>13941767
I'm trying to start exercising to get rid of my chub. I want to get /fit/ for my waifu.
Though I wouldn't mind being her cuddlebuddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941800
Trying isn't doing.

Bet you wanted some Star Wars quote.

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>>13941797
I'll strangle you before you strangle me before I strangle him before he strangles us, cockjockey.

[Anonymous No.]

Confess, how many of you own at least one Japanese sword, real or otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808
Why the fuck would I own some overpriced Jap piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808
Only if you explain what this has to do with monster girls.

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>>13941808
I have Case knives from my Papaw, but nothing folded over 1 gorillion time.

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>>13941698
This is the part where you whip her into taking maid/cooking classes and becoming the perfect elegant waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a cybernetic waifu

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWf63PIrZaE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941816
You could bond with a nice warrior girl over your love of weaponry and warfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808

Does a hori hori count?

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>>13941814
Not that guy but maybe your gramps brought an officer katana back as a war trophy or something?

Mine brought back a gurkha knife from some friends he met in Burma. That sort of thing is pretty common.

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>>13941808
I own three katana swords and practice my ninjitsu with them every morning, dualwielding with one in my mouth like that zorro guy from One Naruto

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808
I don't. Fuck that shit, man.
My older brother owns two.

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>>13941663
>who only has herself to blame for the current harem circumstances
besides the fact that darling would be put in the slamer if they ever got it on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941814
You know where you are anon.

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>>13941823
At least post this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941823
cyberholst

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>>13941808
My mom knew somebody who kept a katana on his wall.

Probably a replica that couldn't cut shit.

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>>13941834
>google it

What the fuck do you use these for?

And, not really. I thought to ask this earlier, but we were so dead I forgot why I wanted to ask it. Eh, maybe good stuff will happen.

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>>13941836
My father is an alcoholic coward that never went to war and tried to intimidate me so that I'd be his lap dog and fight whoever he wanted to fight but was too much of a coward to fight and give him money at a moments notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941823
>>13941844

Did some anon commission a few artists to make his DONUT STEEL waifu or something? Or was this some sort of art trade thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941844
You know, they look much less scary with the legipalps thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808

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>>13941861

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>>13941808
Nope, no Japanese swords here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808
I own one. And a few throwing stars. A Youth dagger, couple machetes, brass knuckles and a crossbow.

No guns though sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941861
This fucking guy...

>>13941869
>absolutely crazy
>not motivated

One job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941833
...I have eight.

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>>13941873
are you preparing for the habbening or just a weapon nut?

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>>13941857

> Donut steel

You keep using that word without knowing what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941873
Hitler Youth?

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>>13941874
"Motivated" never appeared in Vergils style meter.
Not him btw.

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>>13941879
1) Cybernetic versions don't exist for any other MGE girl that I know of, making it pretty unique

2) The fact that multiple high tier artists (the kind that probably charge $50-80 a picture) are involved suggest the comissioner shelled out a lot more dosh for these than your average anon would be willing to. This suggests he's probably particularly attached to the idea (e.g., headcanon waifu of some kind).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941873
kek, the only machete I own is one I found that somebody threw out. I cleaned the rust off it and sharpened it up and it works great for it's actual purpose of clearing brush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941884
Scum, do you think this matters in the least?

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>>13941855

Gardening, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

Is rebis's oc work a good depiction of what MGE dungeons might look like?
Minus all the futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941910
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941892
>this anon might own a murder weapon and not know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941910
What do you mean "minus?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941913
Basically sex dungeon full of sex traps and sex monsters. Actually been going on for a while, there are like nine parts.
http://hentai2read.com/the_great_work_of_alchemy/14/1/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941877
I just like weapons

>>13941882
Yes.

>>13941892
My neighbor gave them and the crossbow to me for my birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941915
Nah man, it was with a bunch of gardening stuff. I also got a nice hatchet and a yoyo the same day.

Besides, guns are a dime a dozen here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941763
>Implying it's not a horrible harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941920
I know how to counter you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941921
Ah yeah, I've read this. And I doubt it. What monster is gonna want a trap to sex up a guy for her? Who'd waste the time, really? They're rather prowl on their own.

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>>13941921
Well, there's actually a pretty big (well, $2500/month paetron funding) game inspired by that particular comic.

Before anyone asks, it's pretty deep in /d/ material -- rape, pregnancy, forced feminization and bimbo stuff, etc

So it would only be a MGE dungeon in the sense it's "FOR ALPS ONLY NO BOIS ALLOWED"

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons and Lizards are the master race, you have 10 minutes to prove me wrong, jah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808
I own two wooden swords; one's a cheap replica I got at a convention, the other's an actual exercise blade. Also have a shinai. And while it's not Japanese, my step-brother gave me this old, worn-out Chinese Broadsword as a gift. I think it's kinda cool personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941921

>dicks looking like a lymphomic baby holding a chestnut
>no testicles

This could be the worst futa I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941940
If they're so great, how come they have legs still.
Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941940

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>>13941940
I only know of my love for big, chuffing cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941861
>>13941869
>That Iaido Swag
I want to learn that shit so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941940

Counter-point: Your example drawing is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941945
>That fucking completely-fat-deprived Tetra-Arms walking around on the walls
Even guys who like musclegirls can't find that attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941940

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>>13941947
Legs > snake tail bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941951
>Using butthole-like-a-hollow-tennisball-tube OC DONUT STEEL as a counter-argument.

Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941945
>Testicles
Shit tier. Ball-less futa masterrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941940
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941915

I've got a number of guns that may or may not have been used to kill people, but statistically, it's very unlikely
>M1 Garand, Mauser, Mosin(s), Arisaka Type-99

There's really no way to know if any of them were even fielded either, and all but one of the mosins were refurbished with new stocks during the cold war.

>that greentext on old things turning into girls
>great-granddad's .30-08
>sweating man . jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941955
Hot opinions don't count, dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941963
Not funny. Anal prolapse is a serious medical condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941974
>Still waiting on MGQP's translation patch
Dammit.
>Still waiting on KC's MGE game
Dammit!
>Houtengeki still doesn't commission
DAMMIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941891

By your logic ANYONE who's commissioned Monorus, Mari, Greenmarine, etc has made a donut steel.

Commission prices mean absolutely fucking nothing except perhaps as an indicator for quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941940
Man, choosing a monstergirl would be really difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941965

Pox on you and everyone you hold dear. You're the kind of limp-wrist gobshite who'd put pepper sauce on your pussy before eating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941986
If it has unique identifiers and can't really fall under generic MGE girl art, it kind of is an OC. Like how a catgirl with scars and cut up ear doesn't make most anons think, "It's a Cheshire." They instead think, "It's Laska"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941920
>willingly exploring the hell that is Wonderland dungeons
The loot isn't even that good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942008
but laska isn't a cheshire
she's just a used and abused werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941997
>Wanting balls
Futa is all about the cock and pussy. Balls only detract from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942019
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941997
>>13942024
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942024
>>13941997

your opinions have been logged into the opinion log book

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942024
What the hell are you even arguing about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941951
>no more Quill of the Cavernous Anus
I'm mildly saddened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941957
The art is shit early on, some of the later parts have decent looking abs actually.

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>>13942008

OC =/= Donut steel which was the entire fucking point. Again by your definition literally any monstergirl with a different hair color isn't "generic" anymore.

And of all the things you used to use an example Laska is the MOST DA-tier donut steel out there. Why?

> .Less rps as her with Bob
> .Less has drawn MORE Laska than Manticores
> HURR MUH SUFFERING FEELS

So kindly learn what words mean or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808
I own this. Bought it as a kid. 0/10 would not do again.

http://www.trueswords.com/ichigo-bankai-sword-inspired-anime-tensa-zangetsu-p-2556.html

[Anonymous No.]

I like Laska and look forward to further updates of Bob's rewrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941980
>>13942062

I almost feel sorry for the writefag who wrote that. He tried to make a decent story about his waifu/OC, and she's known to most of /mgt/ as nothing more than a running gag on the risks of wearing massive buttplugs for prolonged periods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942054
Yeah, well if you didn't log it into the "Superior Opinions" section, you're a shitty annalist.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these obvious bait posts the last half hour
Catch you guys later. I'm going to go write or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942065
>Bob will continue to be relevant forever
>there won't be a single thread where he is not mentioned
Kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942054
>lost her memories after an attack
>Eye color : What was once Blue is now red. Sometimes one of her eyes changes back to her human blue color
>She was found lying in the woods by two kids taking a walk. These kids weren't ordinary to say the least[...] daughter and son of a legendary succubus/incubus family

Holy hell this is deviant art tier, and fuck off with your futashit already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942073
She's also the cumslut for some old Incubus dude, who may or may not be his self-insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942065
Calm your tits anon, your autism is showing.

It's not like "donut steel" has a formal definition or anything, it's slang, and means different things to different people depending on the context they heard it from. You're not the Académie Française of 4chan, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942073
Don't. Its a shitty idea, and any buttpain the writer feels is deserved. I mean I don't mean to be anal, but the plot holes in the story were gaping so cavernously you couldn't even plug it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942054
Watching that chick gargle orc cum was pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941833
And who says you couldn't do the same thing but with guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942102
Oh, you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942089
Join the club anon. I lamented it earlier when bob came up as an answer for why all fetishes are bad. I tell you now what that anon told me mere hours ago.

The ride never ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942071
Dude, you had to know that was some stainless steel piece of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942091
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942105
Because we melee here you fucking powder head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942088
>people would rather respond to bait posts instead of topics of interest
Shame that issue is site-wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942089
Only because there's just the one dumb anon who brings him up for every argument.
Like the one anon I want toidentify but can't because that'll make me a hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942117
But I don't even know what is bait. Wait, is your post bait? At least it's a cute bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942115
Alright, stay in the past all you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941808
I have three, one's a wallhanger, one's less of a wallhanger but I'd sooner trust my life with it than the first, and the last one is a properly sharpened 1060 carbon steel sword, not really a traditionally manufactured one, but it looks nice and is entirely functional.

I also have a couple of knives and a nugget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942115
>we

kek

But seriously, I think I see a few times more of posts about firearms than I do about swords. I guess we get a lot of /pol/ and /k/ in here, or maybe it's because swords just aren't nearly as popular.

You gotta be projecting to think /mgt/ is a pro-sword, anti-gun place. (And no, for the record, I don't own a single gun so I have no vested interest in spinning things either way)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941847
TITS OF STEEL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942146
But anon, don't they feel more like bags of sand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942131
It's Elphelt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942145
Not him.
I appreciate violence in all forms.
Ave Nex Alea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942131
Be careful not to mistake actual posts as bait.
You can end up making someone very upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942145
>being pro swords means you're anti guns
>you can't just like one more than the other

This level of stupidity is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942162
Hey, look, the natural state of order has always been swords vs. guns.
I learned this from my vidya when I was 4, what's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937592

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942151
Isn't she an eldritch monster who's obsessed with getting married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942162
Where do you think we are?

>If you like MGs with men, you're among friends
>If you like MGs with MGs, fuck off to /u/

>If you like vanilla smut, it's the best
>If you like exotic smut, fuck off to /d/

etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942128
>he one anon I want to identify
You're creeping me out, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942175
No, I mean, I could tell you who I'm talking about, but if I did that would make me a hypocrite, is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942179
Since you brought it up anyway, who is it?

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would want to Banepost with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942179
Whatever it is don't do it. Please don't be an hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942169
>eldritch monster
She IS a Manchurian candidate Valentine clone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942190
a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942190
March hare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942198
For me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942173
Suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

would a wererabbit do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkmEhNYVF0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942166
A true warrior uses every resource available to him, specialization is for insects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
dammit that fucking adorable makes me rethink my fondness of wererabbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
She'd probably grab your hand and start suckling your fingers, but yeah pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
Adorable. I imagine at least young wererabbits would do this instead/during a tantrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
>Watching movie
>Wererabbit waifu with her head in your lap, snoozing
>You're patting her and playing with her ears rather absent mindedly.
>Without disturbing her, get up to go get a drink.
>Turn to leave
>There's a stomp and something tugs at your shirt, waifu blinks her sleep away as she pouts at you,
>"Geeez, you can't just sneak off like that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942251
muh heart can't take this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942251
The rabbit girls are pretty good, just never get a lot of attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942236
>>13942241
>>13942248
>>13942251
Usagi Jima awaits, gentlemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
Rabbits actually make noises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
What does it mean when rabbits thump?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW like muscle girls with big tits, hard abs, and muscular legs
>Also like chubby girls with flabby bellies, huge tits and ass, and thick thighs
Which Monster Girl body type is superior? I can't choose between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
That would be pretty cool.

>>13942251
Oh god. That would be too much. Couldn't imagine it with daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942265
A blend of both with a toned abdomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942217
aw now i need a thing of anon petting a wererabbit/rabbit MG and her getting all pouty and upset, then petted again turning back to happy and content

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCEMFERDdA

I was as surprised as you are. Skip to 1:00 if you care to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942259
Always thought they were pretty vanilla, truth be told. I mean, remove the legs, and it's pretty much your typical playboy bunny.

At the same time, I've been fond of them, especially March Hare. Even though her KC design has me imagining her with the most obnoxious voice imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942263
They scream like children when a hawk or coyote gets one. I've heard it in the middle of nowhere, and it will throw you for a loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942251
That's why Dormouse waifu a superior napper. Even if you leave they'll use their sleepwalking ability and husbandu-seeking huge ears to find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942265
Both are good.

Combining them is good two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942289
How would that even work? They're polar opposites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942262
This.
With rabbitgirls.

What would the lure be though?

No anon, not your dick. Food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942264
Generally it's a warning sign about something they perceive as danger, but rabbits kept as pets will use it to signal their displeasure over something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942264
"unhappy/upset" usually;
but pet rabbits end up doing it for attention, kind of like a cat meow (they generally only meow at people)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942297
Strong fat.

Soft enough to cuddle, strong enough to protect your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you put it in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942308
Which one? Yes, regardless, as long as I trusted her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942312
>Which one?
The middle one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942298
But in KC land, the dick is 'food' for your waifu who will 'dig in' and 'feast' of her 'meal'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942308
This? Both. All her holes really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942298
Carrots or anything else phallic in design.

Imagine an entire field of wererabbits sweating under the hot sun, drawing a nice, cool popsicle back and forth between their lips.

Imagine them swarming you asking you to hold their popsicle for them, sweat dripping down their neck into their ample cleavage as the help you guide their treat back to their mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942308
I want to kiss her gums and open her mouth and make out directly with her beating heart. I want to lick it at it beats and nibble gently at her arteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942318
Faggot.

I say shots of whiskey. Drunk bunnies everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello anon, I see you're living all by yourself. Now don't get offended, that's actually a good thing! You remember the contact war don't you? When that magical gate to another dimension opened? You do? Splendid! That brings me to my point. Now that that mess is over the government has a vested interest in improving relations between us and the "monstergirls", so you've been drafted into a Homestay program!

Easy Mode: 1 girl
Hard Mode: 3 girls
Extreme Mode: 5 girls
Dante Must Die Mode: 8 girls

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Attitude: d10
1: Tsundere
2: Deredere
3: Thugdere
4: Himedere
5: Lazy
6: Tomboy
7: Racial Norm
8: Dandere
9: Kuudere
10: NEET

Body Type: d6
1: Chubby
2: Shortstack
3: Tall
4: Muscular
5: Hourglass
6: Pear shaped

Special Traits: d8
1: She's got an identical twin sister. (Roll for personality)
2: She's baby crazy.
3: She's a masochist.
4: She's a filthy degenerate who loves handholding.
5: She's a Dire variant of her species, and is taller and more muscular as a result.
6: She's a Chimera. (Roll another race and mix it.)
7: She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.
8: She's actually a princess of a small monstergirl nation.

It should be noted that due to the danger inherent with their species, we are not at this time accepting Matangos, Dark Matters, and Dark Slimes in our program. Reroll if you get one of those.

You are not only allowed, but encouraged to fuck the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Lazy Kitsune-bi shortstack Princess
>Tomboy Sahuagin Hourglass Masochist
>Lazy Kitsune-tsuki Giant Ant shortstack Chimaera

You can't trick me, fox, you just possessed my Ant Homestay, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
You aren't me, whats going on?

>Shortstack Tomboy Tanuki who loves handholding

Getting impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Tomboy, Tall, Masochist goblin
>Tsundere, Muscular, Dire, Wererabbit
Oh fuck.
>Lazy, Pear Shaped Twin Valkyrie (other twin is tomboy)
>Himedere, Hourglass, Masochist Elf
>Dandere, Tall, handholding Cyclops
Truly I have been blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Amazon, Tomboy, Muscular, identical twin who is dandere
>Blue Oni, NEET, Tall, loves handholding
>Goblin, Himedere, Muscular, Masochist
>Cheshire, Tomboy, Pear Shaped, Twin sister who is Kuudere
>Ignis, Dandere, Chubby, Cuddlelust
Alright then. Everyone except the Cheshires and Goblin are going to get loved, I guess. Especially that Oni and Ignis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
These were fun at first... but it seems like every night, or even twice a night now. Anyone else getting sick of them? If it's just me, I'll shut up and let you guy shave your fun so I won't be a party pooper. But talk about oversaturation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Thugdere, pear shaped Lizard w/ a twin deredere sister
>Dandere, muscular masochistic Wurm
>Dandere, pear-shaped chimera (Troll/Mantis fusion)
>Lazy chochin obake w/ an hourglass figure and a love for handholding
>Pear-shaped, masochistic Cheshire Cat
>Muscular Dark Elf whose biological clock is ticking
>Tall, tomboyish Elf with a lust for handholding
>Muscular himedere Dragon w/ a twin himedere sister

Shit's gonna be crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942334
>Faggot.

No you. Anyway, a moth dust and doormouse molases cocktail would be better.
>Hyperactive fuckbuddies that will tire themselves out and fall asleep right after cumming, leaving you with a giant snoozepile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942390
Nah, once a night is fine. They occasionally get used to try and take people away from arguments though, which is probably why it feels that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>tsundere, muscular, degenerate who loves handholding
Tsun alone disqualifies her from the anon bowl

>dandere, pear shaped red slime/dormouse hybrid
Wonderful, a cute slime mouse, flag met when she will sleep in my presence.

>thugdere, shortstack, hourglass parasite slime with a twin sister who behaves as the species does

I'm taking the mouse and burning down the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
Hard mode boys!

>Racial norm Pear shaped Kitsune-Bi with a handholding fetish
>Thugdere Shortstack Kobold who is actually a princess
>Muscular Kuudere Akaname who's baby crazy

send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942388
>Not impregnating the Twin pear shaped Cheshires
Anon, you are letting an extreme amount of perfectly good ass go to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942390
I usually limit them to once a thread, this is the first time a guys taken my format though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Nightmare
>racial norm attitude (cowardly, weak, lustful)
>shortstack
>princess of a small monstergirl nation

I'll just stop right here and be happy with the funsized, blue blood horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942413
It's a good format.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942411
I hate doing that, but I just don't like them. I would be fine trading their papers with someone who would though, since it is a waste as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942413
I used to run these, anon. Just a tip: If you use https://www.random.org/integers, you can create urls that pre-generated multiple rolls in a custom range to make things easier for anons rolling.

For example, here's one for a 3d10 roll seperated into three columns

https://www.random.org/integers/?num=3&min=1&max=10&col=3&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
Alright, alright. I'll play nice and hard.
>rolled double lizards and a dark elf
Well this is off to a good start...
>thugdere shortstack lizard who's a cuddlebug
>tall tomboy lizard who's a huge masochist
>dandere dark elf who's shaped like an hourglass and wants to make all the babies

I think I hit the fucking lottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942395
Anon, something tells me you would have nothing to offer a MG if you didn't have a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942443
Imagine them during the full moon though.
>Shortstack lizard sneaking into your bed and grinding against you in the nude
>Tall lizard shoving her ass in your face and begging you to spank it
>Dandere Elf's quiet exterior shattering as her desire to have you impregnate her goes into maximum overdrive.

I'm actually jealous of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942451
It's probably just all your shit taste fucking with your olfactory senses and causing hallucinations.

[Anonymous No.]

So
City/urban, suburban/mixed or rural/country life for you and your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
Suburban. I'm a suburban kind of guy.
I can't handle the bustle of the city, but I can't handle the isolation of the country either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942459
I gave an arm and a leg for it, so it's only fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
Away from people. A small village or town might be ok, but definitely not anywhere near a city. I guess she might need it to be a small town or something, to supply things to resurrect though, if she went down that path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942465
Faking it won't make me wrong anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
So long as it's not a bedroom community (those suburbs which have no schools, stores, rec centers, etc -- just pre-planned cookie cutter housing. They have the worst communities and neighbours, short of crime-riddled ghettos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
City, but with a massive plot of land to simulate isolation when I want it

>>13942481
Faking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
Country if we had money. Would be nice to move back to the old family farmhouse. But it all depends on where the work is. Employment is limited out there, and I don't mind commuting but the same is true in the closest cities as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942484
>Not faking orgasm so you can get to bed earlier each night and not have a headache the next day

Kids these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
Rural or sub-urban. As long as I can get good wi-fi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942494
I don't think guys can fake orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942500
You have no idea the lengths people will go to get a good night's sleep for once. Where there's a will and condom, there's a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
Ah I have ever so many eclectic thoughts on such a topic.

Perhaps a nice, centrally located high-rise? Or maybe a more family-oriented suburban apartment. Or the space of a custom-crafted manor on the edge of suburbia. Decisions, decisions...alternatively, Space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942500
Wouldn't want to anyway. Blue balls fucking hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942484
Your flaws anon. The lies won't help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942515
What perceived flaws are you talking about though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>muscular, tomboy Manticore that wants to make Manticubs all day every day
>lazy, tall Dire Dark Elf
>kuudere, pear shaped Amazon princess
>pear shaped, himedere Lilim princess
>normal ferocious, bold, selfish Hellhound with extra muscle and a twin sister who is identical in every regard
Fug. I'll be wearing a collar before the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942521
You were quick to run to KC's when I asked my question, when it did not call for it, which tells me you can't think for yourself, or like to take the easy way out/are lazy. You failed to counter my observation of you and instead went on the attack, which means you are easy to anger. It took 3 further exchanges between us for you to even become curious enough to look at yourself, and the sardonic nature of your insults just lends itself to my earlier observations, in short my slow friend, you are smalltime.

So I'll ask you plainly, what do you have to offer to a MG besides your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942467
Rural/Country always. Fuck the city.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if you can.
That soda machine on the corner, you know the one, always empty, or never works.
Its actually a mimic, waiting for someone to come by at night .
She is going to suck you dry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942593
So she's a whore. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942567
Oh boy, another armchair psychoanalyst.

Dude, stuff it. No one cares what you think or don't think one particular anonymous dude may or may not be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942593
Mimics could be pretty cool. I want to stumble upon a small one when I'm out shopping and not realize what I bought until it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942567
>You were quick to run to KC's when I asked my question, when it did not call for it, which tells me you can't think for yourself, or like to take the easy way out/are lazy.
You tell me that I can't think for myself or that I'm lazy, when you're the one who couldn't spare an iota of consideration to realize I wasn't being serious with my KC quip. The blatant modelling of the profile translations should have clued you in.
>You failed to counter my observation of you and instead went on the attack, which means you are easy to anger
You give yourself too much credit. I don't need to 'counter' your anything. This isn't some exchange of blows, where I must parry your points and riposte with my own. 'Your taste is shit' is par the course and in no way signifies anger.
>It took 3 further exchanges between us for you to even become curious enough to look at yourself, and the sardonic nature of your insults just lends itself to my earlier observations, in short my slow friend, you are smalltime.
Again, you give yourself far too much credit. Rather, it took three further exchanges for me to become curious of why you cling inordinately to some thin interpretation of my character based on a joke about KC and rabbit girls.

Honestly, you come across as rather conceited.
>So I'll ask you plainly, what do you have to offer to a MG besides your dick?
A great bevvy of things, what kind of question is that? Materialistically? Not a whole lot, granted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942610
Are you even him? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942593
>drinking soda
enjoy diabeetus
mimic-chan would have more luck posing as a tool box or a trunk full of guns. For me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942633
They have trunks full of guns just laying around where you live to the point where it's not even suspicious? Is this what it's like to live in Texas? Just guns and holstaurs as far as the eye can see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942624
Your point? If you want a private conversation, don't have it on a public fucking board. Otherwise anyone and everyone can get involved whether you're talking to them or not.

>>13942617
Ignore him anon, he's just being autistic. Reminds me too much of those people on facebook that "casually" drop remarks about how intelligent they are compared to their peers. He's making wild speculation in imitation of what he's seen about psychology on TV. You don't owe him any answer, and this isn't really the place for personal character analysis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942633
>not drinking soda
European pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942617
>I wasn't serious
Your own fault. Maybe stop pretending to be retarded for shits and giggles, no one will find it funny anyhow.
>implying I was talking about taste
Still slow I see.
>a great bevvy of things
>a blanket statement that commits to nothing
Why thanks for your transparency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942644
Pretty much yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942633
In your case, turning into a box of dildos would be her best bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942646
My point, is that you are unimportant and should mind your own business, this dance doesn't need three participants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942644
You forgot the pickups, stetsons, and tony lamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942633
Fine, its a bottled water vending machine just for you eurofags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942649
>Yurop
>guns
pick one
>>13942644
Texas is a beautiful thing.
>>13942656
>Projection: The Post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942667
>bottled water vending machine
>not that sparkling 'water' shit that they drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942668
>/fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942662
Right, you heard him guys. Everyone clear out the board! They need privacy for their private convo on this public board!

Also, don't forget that Anonymous is the real important one here. Not unimportant like that silly Anonymous, or even Anonymous. Those damn plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939315
>or gaining power through corrupt means.
>literally gains power through literally corrupting women into monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never punish Killing Kakuen for beheading all those police officers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942617
Stop engaging him. If that little 'analysis' didn't cue you in, he's either a retard who actually believes what he wrote or you're being rused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942646
>>13942688

>Ignore him anon, he's just being autistic.
Isn't it infuriating though, knowing that out there there's some autist posturing and preening his feathers over what brilliant deductions he made, angling his fedora in the mirror and basking in his own enlightenment?

I mean, I can believe it. This guy is 100% serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942679
>guys, come help me be derisive to this guy because he doesn't care about my opinion when he was talking to someone else

How boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942687
That show was terrible, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942679
What about me, mufu-anon?
or am I fox-anon? I forget...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942681
I'd rather a girl who corrupts literally than jews who corrupt figuratively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942700
Don't talk shit about Rape Ape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942701
I thought you were foxfucker...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942698
>How boring.

You mean

>Hmph. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942702
Why choose when you can get both in one convenient package?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942709
That sounds so harsh.
I'll take fox-anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942700
>not liking SamFlam
Get your shit taste away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942723
I want to molest the jew's cute nose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942722
Memeing, really? They say fuck off is the last recourse of one who has nothing to say, but I believe you prove them wrong. I suggest you really look at yourself, and stop being a carbon copy of what "anons are meant to be."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
Dante Must Die Mode:

(Organized by trouble making)

>Dormouse
-Kuudere
-Pear Shaped
-She's actually a princess of a small monstergirl nation.

Awesome. A silent princess.

>Elf
-Tomboy
-Chubby
-She's baby crazy.

Lewd elf.

>Red Slime
-Thugdere
-Shortstack
-She's a masochist.

Short thug slime who's a masochist is fine too.

>Medusa
-Deredere
-Shortstack
-She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.

Wife material.

>Lizardman
-Thugdere
-Pear shaped
-She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.

This is okay.

>Scylla
-Himedere
- Tall
- She's a Chimera (Thunderbird)

Interesting

>Mandragora
-NEET
-Hourglass
-She's baby crazy.

Weird, NEET.

>Druella
-Racial Norm
-Pear shaped
-She's a serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.

I am fucked, but I will survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942723
>>13942736
I want a Jewnuki to try and buy me while I try to get her to stop bugging me because Jews are degenerate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
She seems like a beefy Mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942735
You first, kamenfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942736
>you will never set a tanuki's tail on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942739
>Trying to act this smug and sophisticated
>On what is effectively a softcore porn thread for animal-human hybrids

Okay, I give up. You got me. There's no way this isn't a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942750
>Assassin of the forest
>Tank of the forest
They're both insects and kuu with built in weapons, but I really wouldn't say there's a strong basis for comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942759
>anything that challenges me is a troll

Now it's just getting sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Yanmoth is a creepy fucker and doesn't deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942771
Pretty sure he was angling more for the kuudere insect warrior angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Scylla
-Racial Norm
-Tall
-Cuttlebug

So Miia with tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
Hard modo

>Chochin Obake
-Lazy
-Hourglass
-Filthy degenerate
Sounds like the typical protag love interest

>Inari
-Tomboy
-Muscular
-Twin (Tsundere)
Suddenly I like Inaris.

>Kraken
-Lazy
-Tall
-Twin (Racial Norm)

Hard mode turned into extreme mode. Also half the group is lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Mamono Mana cure autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942779
Agree 1000%

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss, deflower, creampie, impregnate and cuddle a Mindflayer on our wedding night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942779
Everyone deserves love, anon. Even you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942792
It can, actually. They will literally fuck the mental illness out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942779
Still better than those asshole butterflies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Extreme Mode
Because why not?

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gyoubu_Danuki
>Lazy
>Chubby
>Baby Crazy

Welp, there goes my bachelor life.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alp
>Lazy
>Chubby
>Masochist

>2 chubbies
Why!
At least I will have some fun subbing her.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Merrow
>NEET
>Shortstack
>Filthy degenerate who loves handholding.

Still lazy but sweet

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Honey_Bee
>Himedere
>Tall
>Serious cuddlebug with serious cuddlelust for you.

She is not a Honey Bee. She is a Honey Bee Queen. Somewhat tsudere Queen Bee.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mandragora
>Lazy
>Chubby
>Masochist

Why the fuck are you all lazy bitches!?!? God! and some of you need to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942792
Why would they bother?

Monster girls would probably just kill off all the mentally and physically deficient and go for the normal human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942792
Nope, only eugenics can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942807
Autism is genetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942797
Why do you keep posting inklings instead of mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942797
>The one guy that's still into the Nintendo flavor of last month
Man, let it go. Enjoy your mindflayers but cut it out with the splatoon junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942797
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942801
>They will literally fuck the mental illness out of you.

Or the manliness. I guess if the inside of your head is filled with pink and thoughts of sex all the time, you probably won't be autistic. So mamono mana can cure autism via alping too.

Hopefully it'll help our resident special snowflake here >>13942739

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942797
So you wanna be transformed to a fuck squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942779
You are going to get banned again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942829
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942786
Clearly, but mantii aren't even warriors in the same sense as soldier beetles which just leaves "kuu insect" as a commonality. You can make a comparison based on that, but I was saying I don't feel there are enough of those to say that "Z is an X but with more Y" reasonably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942799
>everyone

Oh yeah, what about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9MA0eW8yyw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942833
I am so amazed on how you want to sacrifice all your freedom to fuck someone 24/7.That doesn't sound that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942846
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942792
I don't know, but a Kiki might be able to to the next best thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942825
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942679
Want to hold hands, Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942858
Can you rape the autism out of someone? That'd be a neat trick.

Really though, if you want to cure mental disorders mindflayer is queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942846
If he's losing his medication, maybe he needs an anubis to help keep him organized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942815
I was mostly making a joke. But after performing enough research to make a new single mother proud, yes. It seems to be highly heritable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942866
>mindflayer is queen.
Based chaos wins again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942851
It's not just fucking, I'll also be hugging her all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942866
I want to cuddlerape the dumb out of a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942857
His name is on the title, guy. Just some faggot. I couldn't be bothered to look for a video where he speaks, if you heard his voice you'd gingerly massage your eardrum out of your head with a sewing needle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942867
>anubis
>wanting an autistic jackal

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>>13942885
So you want to fuck the stupid out of her? Please don't do that, Anon. We've had this conversation before; a smart wurm would have the MP to cast Fist among other spells and you REALLY don't want a wurm capable of casting Fist to exist. Ever. In any plane.

Think of the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942866
>Brain Surgeon Mindflayer
>Best brain surgeon in the world. Can ever cure autism.

Anyone taking request?

>>13942882
>It's not just fucking, I'll also be hugging her all the time

With you dick in her pussy. 24/7.

This got me thinking. What if you get hungry? Have the need to shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942889
I don't know why you're acting so malicious to some kids show, anon. Aren't we supposed be talking about monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942867
>An Anubis to help him keep organized
Ah, what a dream that'd be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942901
Blackjack Mindflayer when? Franfran would also ban acceptable alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942825
>this guy hurt my feelings
>I WILL FUCKING ALP HIM

Guess we can add petty to your list, Mr. Buttinsky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Dante Must Die Mode
Oh boy

>Deredere pear shaped handholding Chochin-Obake
Well this is gonna be very hard to top
>Kuudere pear shaped masochistic Sea Slime
Two cute girls with my favourite body type, AND one of them is a kuudere and an M?
>Thugdere hourglass cuddlebug Sea Bishop
Literally nothing I don't like so far.
>Lazy chubby cuddlebug Mummy
All this perfection is gonna give me a heart attack.
>Himedere shortstack masochistic Sandworm
Eh, not really into shortstacks or himedere.
>Himedere hourglass handholding Cancer
Clawholding all night long.
>Thugdere pear shaped secret hime Cupid
Okay it literally can not get any better than this.
>Tomboy pear shaped dire Matango
Do I have to reroll because I really wanna keep her. If so she's a Karakasa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942919
It's not gay to put your dick in another guy's ass if it's punitive.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to report and ignore autists and shitposters, or she'll eat ya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942919
I, uhhh, think he meant it as a joke anon. Or did am I misreading the tone as "casual jab" instead of "fucking angry"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942914
But the Blackjack doctor wasn't a brain surgeon. He wasn't even a licensed surgeon. Not sure if the Mindflayer can do other body parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942931
I'd like to see her try.
And don't you try and one up me by posting an entirely different Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942931
Hot damn that's a soft belly. And those danglers. 10/10, would cuddle and suckle and make cute bug babies with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942926
Whatever lets you look at yourself in the mirror alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Wurm princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942936
>talking to the troll
Please don't, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Matango princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942945
Things that are gay:
>kissing a woman
>spending time with a woman

Things that aren't gay:
>reaming a man's anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942942
I know, right? I just wanna squeeze and tickle her belly. Imagine her hugging your back as you sleep, arms around your neck, legs around your waist, head nuzzled between shoulder and neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942948
I want a mushroom hat, they look comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, you see this cute bug?

This right here is the cutest bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942936
Calling him a special snowflake, autistic and calling for him to be alped, that guy is fucking furious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942938
I'm pretty sure Fran wasn't licensed either and neither of them seem likely to avoid messing around inside someone's brain if it's needed. I wasn't making a comparison that direct though; by Blackjack mindflayer I meant a rogue doctor that'd take on any bizarre case for the right price. The Franfran thing was meant to be a mindflayer taking on a bunch of bizarre things that interested her, generally leaving things just as messed up but in different ways in her wake. Both were tangents from your idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Whoops forgot to post the cute bug,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942964
They are. Put one on and you'll stop worrying about all life's problems, or thinking at all really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
Lets go with hard mode, small place.

>Himedere Pear shaped Hinezumi with the cuddlelust
But anon, this is already perfect. I guess I'll roll more, but I doubt they'll be as spoiled as this one.
>Muscular Kuudere Lamia that wants all the kids
Well, I'll at least make her work for it, more fun that way. Not bad at all.
>Muscular Racial norm Charybdis/Familiar
I'll just have to stay out of the pool when I check on her and bring her food and her mail. She won't be getting the dick though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942960
Did you not listen when I told the other guy not to pretend to be retarded? You seem fond of that, so I'm really surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942973
I'd let her loot the corpses on an adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942964
I want to imagine having a cute vanilla realtionship with her while my real body mechanically humps her spongy body and slowly wastes away into a dessicated skeleton still slowly pumping into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942964
Don't get tempted to stick your dick in it, otherwise you might just get another princess.

>>13942966
Anon, I think a good 5% of posts on this entire thread involve throwing out accusations of autism or alp. If that's furious most of the people in this thread must be in anger management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942962
I wonder if her abdomen/underbelly would be soft and squishy too. Could I use it as a bed while she holds me close and strokes my hair with her feelers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942980
I'd let her loot my corpse if you know what I mean

Also, can you guys stop biting already? Lets not have this faggot continue his shit into the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942973
>>13942965
Old and busted

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best Not-Nippon Monster Girl artist and why is it Monorus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942994
You're old and busted.

Mantis best bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>D8:let the fates decide mode
>1 girl
>Lazy chubby masochist Wererabbit

That fat ass is getting spanked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942986
>Anger management
>Implying they don't need it

If the number of shitstorm and arguments in these threads are anything to go by...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942994
Dickass assassins will never be old and busted. They have their roles in the party too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942924
You were able to get the Matango but she didn't use the right channels to get into our world.
Even though she can potentially grow shrooms in your brain she doesn't do that.
The gov't found out and tried to send her back.
She died trying to escape.
Karakasa took her place.
Still in love with Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942994
They both have their strong points, but I still prefer Mantis personally.

What I really wanna see is a Mantis in a translucent membrane like Soldier Beetle there. Eye-drawing Cameltoe-thong too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943005
In all fairness being internet mad is way easier. You just sit in your chair (or even lie in bed) and type. You don't need to throw angry looks, shout, hit anyone, draw attention and make a scene, call the cops, or anything else.

Since there's a much lower minimum effort to get mad on the intertubes, I suspect people more easily and are more willing to get mad here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942967
>rogue doctor
>bizarre case for the right price

I like it! Writefags! You got some work to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943016
>You just sit in your chair (or even lie in bed) and type
Not really mad then, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942999
Because he is dedicated to always getting better, nearly has a job drawing WELL, and also he's a smug, lovable son of a bitch.
Also he has good taste in pokemon waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943021
>kuu mantis comes to franflayer to become more assertive
>she ends up raping her crush and eating his head after the creampie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942994
Sorry but I'll take the possible brain eater>>13942973

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943030
I guess it's more accurate to say what I was explaining was "showing anger" rather than being merely angry. Far less in the way of inhibiting factors to lashing out and acting on your angry, on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943021
Well, get writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943040
I wasn't expecting that. Should have expected that.

>>13943048
My writing is as good at toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would be the best at flopping down on top of you and refusing to move because you're comfortable?
Because I feel like it'd be either Hellhound or Cheshire Cat.
Or any Dog or Cat monstergirl really.
I'm just biased towards the Hellhound's warm bodies, and Cheshire's rockin' asses.
Also the smug, but that's neither here nor there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943055
>anon comes to franflayer to get his depression fixed
>now it somehow hurts when he tries to remember how he met his fiancee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
You're not forgetting ren xiongmao and dormouse are you? Cait sith or nekomata seem like the type to do this sort of thing too since they're, you know, cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943037
>pro-skub
Truly, Monorus is the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
Alps when you're sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't set fire to the thread.
It'll over cook the fish, and that'll make the nekomata's sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
Just you know why~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943081
I want an alp to pin me down and sit on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943076
>>13943040
Now we need a pic of Franflayer-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943082
Why are we leaving fish in the thread? They're just going to be covered in shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
Dormouse, duh.

I mean, it's there entire thing. That and it's almost impossible to wake them, even when violently raping them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943088
Needs to be an extremely bottom heavy one.

Then you wake up and eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942999
>Dragon Girl in spats
PRAISE AND BLESSING BE UPON THIS GLORIOUS MAN.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, on Wererabbit Island.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943083
I'm sorry, okay! I'll buy the damn cheese!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943037
>"Will you ever draw monster girls from outside of the MGE? I know there are many artists who would love it if you would give their worlds attention too."
>"If I asked you if you would draw a bovitauride from the Praxis Setting would you say yes?"
>"So you are biased against another artist's works and are siding with someone else unfairly?"
My god the saltiness, I remember it well. And Mono handled it beautifully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943104
Oh god, he almost sat on one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943100
>[PUKING VIOLENTLY]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943071
Why would a wight lay on a commoner's body though? Unless she liked him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
I could see a kejourou doing that. using her hair to bind you and snuggling her head against your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943066
Reminds me of a story I wrote, where a slightly-tsundere Anubis had to camp out with a guy. While at first telling him to sleep on the opposite side of the tent, she eventually changed her mind; ordered him to come over, directed him where to lay, told him to stretch out his arm, then flopped down on it so he could cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943090
>tsun dragon comes to flanflayer to become less prudish
>the town enjoys a new top-grade bargain-price prostitute

[Anonymous No.]

Helicoprion Monster Girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943104
I don't care of I die. I want to be gangbanged by a big group of wererabbit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941066
I'm wearing gold shorts right now and my waifu is a tanuki.

Will she try to buy me out or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943126
And this started out with a Mindflayer curing mental illnesses

[Anonymous No.]

Scenario popped into my mind. A strong warrior MG goes out to look for their husband, as he is taking too long to return with food from the village. They track him to any alleyway, only to find him dead from a knife wound to the chest. A traumatized, homeless orphan is baked into a corner, dealing with the horror of accidentally killing the man.
What does the MG do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943121
Because she liked him, And she was trying to act haughty by treating him like a comfort item, but was secretly embarrassed at an irresistible urge to seek waaaarm, despite having long since ascended to wightdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942999
He's a cool artist who's not a faggoringo and actually knows how humor looks like >>13943037. That's already enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943095
Fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943135
To be fair, Franken Fran was mentioned. There was only one way that could go, and this is pretty much it.

>>13943132
If you're wearing gold pants it means you've already been out. Gold bottoms are like a tanuki's version of harem pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943127
>The same consistency of sandpaper you get from a cat's tongue (which is designed to tear meat off bones), now with a FREE upgrade to razor's sharp sharks teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943138
Depends on the level headedness of the mg, but it can range from murder to rehabilitation by taking her as a daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943142
Oh god! You spooked me! Anon, that isn't nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943138
>Baked into a corner

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WURMTRESOR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943142

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943083
I'll always say no to the Panda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943156
>rape-net
As if they aren't just asking for it. I mean come on, look at the one on the left's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943147
I'm sorry Anon. You probably did something recently to deserve it though.

>>13943156
For whatever reason this reminds me of those fish that will swarm, in a sense, and just jump out of the water if a boat is passing by and land in it.

Fish literally throwing themselves at men. Fish are and would be major sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943166
Then she'll slide your computer off your desk, then throw you on top and rape you while everyone watches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943166
But that'll make her sad. Do you like sad pandas?

>>13943168
All of them look pretty "cock goes here" to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943178
I do, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943171
>You probably did something recently to deserve it though.
Oh, I can think of a couple things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943175
Always anon, always!

>>13943178
Of course I do, not like anything bad will happen if they get sad right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943135
>paladin comes to flanflayer to resolve her battle with immoral lust
>the next day she kidnaps her crush and cuddles and headpats him at the convent non-sexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943187
She gets cryptic and wont tell you what's upsetting her.

[Anonymous No.]

When it comes to the fusion of two species (ex. Lava Golem x Dragon, Undine x Minotaur, etc) which is more believable?

> A Lilim did it (Intentionally or Accidental)
> Random Mutant from an Echidna
> Sabbath Manamo Machines (I'm only half joking)
> Just a new species

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943185
>a couple
Well be careful, if getting spooked was just one form of karmic justice with the threat of more to come you might be in for your pinky toe meeting a door frame sometime soon.

Such a pain not even a monster could ignore. Such pain is so universal it would put a lilim to the ground as she mutters swears in incomprehensible languages before she gets up and puts on an act as if she is completely composed and nothing had ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943210
Echidna mutation sounds the most plausible and easily acceptable to me. Rare enough to not be seen very often but still a fully functional MG who has always been the way she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943210
The first is entirely believable since lilims are dicks (vaginas? cunts?), and the echidna/new species things works conditionally so long as the monster is presented as a thing that's SIMILAR to a fusion of X and Y without actually being a fusion or played as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943210
A Lilim/Wizard did it
Futa impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943210
I'd say Lilim, as Echidna would be a crapshoot and ending up with a 'fusion' is just as unlikely as a slightly sleepier species of were-cat. Lilims can just do whatever, and probably get pretty bored if they don't have a suitable hubby to bounce in the lap of non-sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943214
What happens if your waifu has big, meaty paws or thick, girthy claws? Does she still feel it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>Scylla,tomboy,muscular, chimera with Chochin-Obake
a Scylla who also can produce light, tomboyish, and is muscular, I like me some Scylla so this work out pretty well fr me.
>sea bishop,deredere,muscular, twin sister who loves hand holding
twin muscular mermaid girls who love to hold hands with me and are lazy, that image is just to cute to ignore, their both great.
>doppelganger,himedere,muscular,cuddlebug
a transforming girl who muscular, like to cuddle, and want o be treated like a queen, sound good in my book.
>elf,deredere,tall,cuddlebug
an elf who loves cudding and is lazy, I love it.
>alraune,neet,chubby,loves handholding
a big chubby plant girl who likes to play games with me, yep defiantly going out with her.
>succubus,dandere,hourglass,princess
a quiet, shy succubus who tries to get the confidence to ask me out, that's just sweet
>Nureonago,thugdere,muscular,princess
super strong slime who loves me but is afraid to show it, sounds like it could be fun.
>lava golem,himedere,shortstack,dire
Awesome, I love lava golems and this one is a short, muscular pile of adorableness.

Everyone of these 9 girls will be getting loved and cuddled by me, as they're all equally good in my opinion. Then I will gladly give each of them their special head pats because I love them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943210
A human sonnu got cuddled by his mom too much and was infused with her vital essence and his daughter becomes a hybrid of the guy's mother and wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943207
So she turns into a human girl?

Dear god, I will always say yes to the Panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943226
If it aint CHIEF GOD APPROVED™ and enchanted with armor penetration it aint a real door frame.

Paladins aren't ever doing paladin things probably because they're always running around building houses that can fuck everyone and everything over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943251
>they're always running around building houses that can fuck everyone and everything over.
Houses, coffee table and legos, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943259
What, you thought lego was Danish?
Danish sect of the order maybe.

Generations of humans who were in their prime essentially built to fight that which could swat any normal human would definitely have their blood lines move over into more manual labors such as house building for civilization with some taking that skill into the more fine arts of craftsmanship and carpentry after times of peace had lingered. All for following in the steps of their ancestors and pissing off monsters with pain so intense you wish you were dead for the first instant before being sore for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940593
>Those last few lines

Tell me Paladin Anon, do you attempt to leave while they duel to rape you or do you sit and wait for one to defeat the other then fight the winner?

[Anonymous No.]

Invisible holy armor piercing caltrops must be the bane of every corporeal monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943338
Pocket sand. and leave. I got things to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943354
kay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943354
You're god damn right they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943354
>Invisible caltrops
That's just not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943362
>>13943361
>>13943363

I wouldn't be surprised if lego were to caltrops as nerf weapons were to firearms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943365
All while under the guise of a simple toy that appeals to all ages with a near limitless complexity celing. Brilliant.

Captcha is most obviously the work of the demon lord though. Because I've picked out the exact same two images of doughnuts so many god damn times in this last hour. They've even been duplicates in the same problem 4 times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943385
>Succubutt daughteru brings home a set of lego
>Ex military succubutt waifu goes full PTSD mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943365
>Anubis having great fun building things with her new set of of invisible Autism Edition Legos
>Apophis sneaks into the palace at night to do grapesnake things
>She fails
>Decides to break apart the anubis' design and spread the invisible pieces throughout the palace's floors
>Loud cursing can be heard at random for days after
APOPHIIIIIIIIIIS!

>Also the anubis tries not to cry but fails desperately and bawls so hard the local ryuu union threates to go on strike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943398
I want to join the Apophis in her revolutionary shenanigans! Whilse she litters the floor in lego, I want to spike the food supply with sharp, eternally frozen shards of toblerone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943414
I just hope she doesn't get a lego embedded in her tail trying to escape or another 3 when she loses her balance from the sudden shot of pain.

Sure would be a shame for the guards to be alerted by incoherent cursing followed by the whimpering of the fearsome Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943398
This is a new level of silly, I hope you know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943429
I sure hope I never see an Anubis fall down on her butt onto a lego standing up, no sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943465
God forbid Pharaoh step on one because someone didn't clean up properly and dropped a few that slid into the hallway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943476
Oh don't worry. I'd massage her sore feet. She would never feel such pain!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you marry an Anubis even if every time you had sex you had to poop back and forth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943507
You. Out. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943512
Don't get butthurt, you'll need your arse for the ))<>(( later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943449
Oh I know, and I'm enjoying every moment.

>>13943465
Couldn't read that and not think of this. I actually cringed a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943520
>Couldn't read that and not think of this.
I actually meant it going into her tender virgin anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943520
Sat there thinking to myself. "Man with all this lego talk it would be amazing if if he was slammed into a pile of l-"

Never again will i attempt to predict the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943540
That's terrible, why would you want that to happen?

>>13943529
And you. You're even worse. Shaaaaame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943560
It could be worse.
He could have made a poor kick and snapped his Tibia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943560
>You're even worse.
>Your tomboyish childhood friend will never accidentally have a lego block rammed into her anus and become addicted to the pain
>You will never catch her masochistically pleasuring her anus with one
>You will never blackmail her with it into taking your round and smooth dick in her butthole
>You will never see the tears on her pillow afterwards and realize how badly raping her hurt her
>You will never be filled with guilt every time you see her and eventually drift apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943581
Wow. That was bad.
Wouldn't you like to tell them that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943581
>Not using the chance to be tender with her and deepen your relationship
You sir, are a failure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943591
I want to pretend I didn't see her putting them in and play video games with her as she squirms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943591
TENDERLY pounding a masochistic buttlsut's fudgehole to show her how anal is supposed to be is an interesting idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940655
Anna is essentially a starved Shirohebi at this point. Its amazing.

It also shows just how fucked up she is, the perfect nice girl is now also the lewdest anime girl in the last few years after an innocent kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943692
What's Ayame then? Anubis?
I'd actually waifu an Ayame-like Anubis in a heartbeat, come to think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943692
Where's that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943746
Shimoneta.

Japan gets ridiculous censorship laws, a guy is forced into a "terrorist" organization to fight it, along the way he accidentally corrupts the purest girl in the school into something that even the yanderest of monsters would be freaked out by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943761
Thanks, will check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943761
>mfw the new girl has hair boners
Too bad the ep was boring, I hope it picks up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943821
>the ep was boring
Fuwa bullying was not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943845
Fuwa has been the highlight of the last few eps. Kajo was perfect in the first one, but pretty lackluster since.

[Anonymous No.]

Skinny-dipping is dangerous, kids! Don't do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943891
I want to peep on a loli Piranha Sahuagin wearing a one-piece swimsuit to the baths and bully her with photos of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943894
What is it about loli Piranhas that stuck a cord with you? I just pulled it out of my ass to bring life to a dead thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943897
The thought of a muddy puddle full of thirsty lolis sliding all over each other was extremely hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943901
>muddy puddle
They're not mudskippers, they're piranhas. They live in rivers, presumably in South America, but possibly also in Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943903
Piranhas usually attack people when the water levels are low, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943903
The idea came about from normal piranhas being forced together into smaller pools during the dry seasons when the rivers aren't as wide or deep, are stressed out from overcrowding, and ravenous for food. In this case, they're cramped together and their little bodies keep rubbing up against each other, making them sexually frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943912
Once a bus crashed into Piranha waters, and only one guy was able to get out. When he came back with help and they pulled the bus out all that was left of the passengers were skeletons.

People who say Piranhas are harmless and don't attack people are liars and shills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943912
>>13943917
Very well, I approve of this. Use the loli Piranhas wisely, my sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943897
I'm not him, but I liked it too. The thought of being swarmed by an entire group of them, like that greentext, is pretty nice. I haven't brought them up though. I have brought up Polar bear girls a couple times, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943922
>like that greentext
Wait, what greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943928
There was a short just in thread(?) greentext or something about them a few months ago. It was pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943922
I like to imagine that the loli Piranhas would attack with single deepthroat strokes, like real piranhas take a bite and swim away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943934
And here I thought I came up with the idea. My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943938
Oh god. Each of them taking turns going all the way down on their prey. Sounds nice.

>>13943939
After so many years there are very few original ideas left with MGs. Now, whether or not the ideas have been written about is a different matter altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Piranha Girls have underbite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943949
I bet they'd pull off you when you were about to cum and let you shoot it all over your hips. That way they could each have a lick of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about Ogres and the things they do to cute boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
Lets go extreme mode

>Alp
Fug
>Lazy
Double fug
>Pear shaped
Scratch that last fug
>Actually a princess.
Oh my

>Ren Xiongmao
Awww yeah
>Racial norm
Good good
>Hourglass
Oh yeeeeeah
>Mantis Chimera
...okay, that's a bit weird

>Werecat
Yes
>Kuudere
Yes!
>Chubby
>YES
>Lazy Identical twin
YES!

>Cheshire
Oh baby
>Dandere
Interesting
>Hourglass
Oh baby!
>She's baby crazy
Interesting! Under that shy veneer she wants some babies.

>Lich
Alrighty
>Thugdere
I see
>Pear shaped
Makes sense
>Masochist
...huh

So I'm not in a harem comedy, but who's the winning girl? I bet the Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943972
The Mantis Panda can kick everyone else's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943972
>thugdere
>masochist
>Get it hard already you little bitch, I'ma take it in dry!
I bet being undead has dampened her sensations so much that she has to do it like that to really feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943975
I just wonder what her personality would be since she's the racial norm for both species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943986
They share "lustful", so I'd say she defaults to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943992
Hmm, lustful Mantispanda, twin werecats, baby crazy Cheshire (since she's shy she's going to be even more crazy by the laws of anime) and a masochist Thug lich looking for her next high.

I'm gonna die aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944004
You forgot tubby Alp Princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944006
She actually seems like the safest one.

Though if I wanted safe I wouldn't be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944012
Princess wants to be princess carried! Chop-chop slave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944016
Well fuck, looks like I won't get a moments peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944023
Just ask M-Lich to give you stamina buffs. Or better yet, slap her around and TELL HER TO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944016
I'd build a trap for the princess out of an ice cream tub to entice her into some stocks, after which I would fuck her like an animal in both holes provided she's nekobus-chubby and not a disgusting fatso

[Anonymous No.]

I want to slap Manako in the face with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944032
If you want her to lose weight, just drag her inna woods for an adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944025
I'm not really that sadistic but I can do a few slaps on the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944036
I don't, I just want to ream her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944037
Isn't depriving her of what she needs the sadistic thing to do? If you really care about her, you'll take care of her needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944032
If you want her to lose weight just cut off "her" limbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944045
Your edge is dull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944050
I'm not edgy, I just want to purge Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944044
Alright but those buffs better be worth it.
>>13944045
The princesses knights will destroy you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944032
someone mention The nekobus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944072
>The princesses knights
Are they Alps too? They're joining her on the stocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944084
No, they are all really fit Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944072
>The princesses knights will destroy you anon
I have a well trained squad of orc body guards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944130
Is she one of Your body gaurds?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle a haughty Elf princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944149
No, its only orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

If you aren't an elf then you are disgusting and should just go kill yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944178
Why am I disgusting? What's so great about elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944199
Begone, you sub-elf heathen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944216
I want to paizuri the smug out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944061
Or perhaps one Alp in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944283
Alp really should be purged, for the dialogue if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate a Pharaoh and cause a scandal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944312
But you'll never get rid of him, anon. Just like you couldn't get rid of the milkman. You just don't have it in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944323
>the milkman.
I wish he would deliver my milk in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944326
The problem is the milkman ends up fucking your Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944321
I want to fuck the Pharaoh and have her Anubis walk in to give a report on the new pyramids progress. I want her to try and calmly relay all the important information to her lewdly moaning ruler with a red face and stutter as she tries to hold her embarrassment in and retain a professional composure. I want that Anubis to fail miserably, staring wide-eyed at the violent fuck fest before her, thighs twitching and breathing heavily in between words, her tail wagging frantically against her will. I want her to stop her report mid sentence, running out of the room to her own quarters whilst frantically apologising for her lack of professionalism. I want nearby slaves to blush as they overhear a faint wet noise and moans coming from the Anubis' locked room, only for her to calmly walk out half an hour later with a red face and unable to look anyone in the eye.

I want both myself and the Pharaoh to be too busy fucking each other like its our last day on Earth to even notice any of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944329
Still.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944340
You sir, understand the Desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944329
But anon, what if it's the Holst posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944348

Well I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when I'm yawning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944378
Why would a Holst want her own milk delivered to her?
Unless she wants it delivered to someone else in the morning. Yes. That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944329
>>13944348
>>13944381
>>13944394
Wouldn't the milk...woman be a Holst?

[Anonymous No.]

what you guys up to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944416
Making MMD's and fapping furiously to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944416
Nothin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944416
Watching shitty youtube videos and writing a horrible thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944396
>She comes to your house in the morning
>Knocks on your door, you open it
>She says she came to deliver your milk
>She brought no bottles though
>Ask her why
>She just giggles
>yfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944416
Doing research. Failing.>>13943963

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944426
Why does the Milkwoman wear a sweater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944426
I don't think this woman is part of the regular milk delivery service. Someone should report her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944396

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944396
No, his wife is a holst.
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone doing the Anubis Yeti story or should I stop having hope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944475
Yeah, I wondered about that a couple weeks ago too. It seemed like a nice idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944475
>>13944485
What silliness is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944475
Somebody did anal-urethral ouroboros after like a year, so you never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944475
Write it yourself. You never know, it could be a surprise hit with the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940655
>>13943761

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944586

I like how this season has TWO monstergirl shows, yet the best example of a monstergirl is a human in an unrelated show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944436
Because there is no term called "shirt puppies".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944599
Anna is gross and lewd tho, I don't think most of us would like her. Well, maybe apart from the Ushi crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944396
Whatever happened to predictability?
The Milkholst, the Paperalp, and evening TV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944604
>Apart from the ushi crowd

Just because it's an indirect insult doesn't make it any less of an insult you son of a triscuit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944604
I'll have you know that Fuwa Hyouka is best girl, Anna a shit A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944604
>Strong
>Devoted
>Always ready to go
She's pretty ideal, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944614
Kajo > Fuwa > Loli > Glans Hair > Extra > Anna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944604
Anna is almost the ultimate Yandere.
Yuno Gasai in Mirai Nikki was too extreme and violent for my tastes, but Anna's form of yandere is just obsessive love. Its pure, to the point where it feels wrong but the sentiment is still there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944632
I prefer my yanderes calculating, honestly. A girl who'd murder and melt down a perceived rival but acted normal with me would be much nicer than an obvious psycho like Anna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944657
>calculative yanderes
Yesss, that's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944632
The best Yandere in my opinion is Mitsuki Koharu from Koharu no Hibi. It's more like she is Deredere to the point that it starts to resemble yandere-ness than her actually being crazy, but that's how I like my Yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

did somebody say "yandere"

moff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944704
>tfw no yandere timelord waifu to shotafy you and forcefully breastfeed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944694
Mitsuki is p. cute, sure. Better than Anna, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: a yandere who maintains her cool and doesn't let on she's yan until all her romantic rivals are out of the game. A yandere who plays everyone for fools like some kind of female Xanatos. Someone who is patient, someone who has time. Someone nobody suspects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944714
Thank goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944726
Yandere Gargoyle when? Gargoyle art update when?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never take a bath in your pet slimegirl
>You will never feel her warm embrace carrassing every part of your body
>She will never whisper to you about how she'll take care of you, and that it's okay to relax
>You will never feel completely at peace while covered in your slimegirl's gooey, yet comfortable liquid body
>You will never feel yourself drift off to the most peaceful rest of your life while you listen to the faint heartbeat of the googirl, assuring you that you're safe and sound in her embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944735
>Yandere Gargoyle when
I was planning on one eventually.
>art update when
Who knows? Have a Demona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944735

You'll just have to settle with the supplemental image. http://puu sh/jDEgI/b11499bcd6.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944757
>I was planning on one eventually.
Awesome, I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944774
>I look forward to it
You shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944704
>moth's face when you're allergic to her powder
>it infects your trachea and chokes you to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944783
I don't think Kaiko has powder though, and in the MGE moths case, mamonomana fixes you right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944714
>Forceful breastfeeding

Why is this showing up so much recently in the threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944821
>subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944821
>showing up so much recently
It barely gets mentioned, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944829
Don't start that, I was only wondering why such a specific fetish gets mentioned so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943520
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944831
It turned up at the end of the last thread too. Maybe I'm getting paranoid and seeing patterns when there aren't any...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944714
I'd rather an agressive hathorite breast feeding a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944774
>>13944776
So what would a yan Gargoyle do? Drop bricks on her rivals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944829

>dubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944034
I want her to sit on me just like that and lovingly lick her eyeball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944862
>FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE FOOTDIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944862
I guess it'd go like this:
1.) Imprints on some dude after decades of zero human interaction
2.) Stalks the fuck out of him during the night
3.) Remains stationary during the day for obvious reasons
4.) ???
5.)Makes her move when he's at his most vulnerable (reading, fapping, sleeping, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944862
>>13944882
>You never can run nor hide what you've done from the eyes... the very eyes of Notre Dame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944694
YOU. ARE. MY. NIGGA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944743
That would feel pretty good.
Someone elaborating on this would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944743
>You'll never have a bath with your tiny pet slimegirl
>You'll never put her on a little toy boat and gently push her around the water, pretending to be a giant sea monster

[Anonymous No.]

Snuggle war now !
Cuddle the Kitsunes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944967
Wait, who's the enemy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944970
Everyone is!
Cuddle the Kitsunes before its too late!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944970
Loneliness is the enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945035
I'm going to cuddle Loneliness, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941628
Dick answer? Because faggots like you are wasting time you could be using for writing a Jurougumo short by asking this question to a bunch of people on 4chan who're even more Shinoneka levels of morality enforcement than even /tg/

Real answer? They do everything a normal Arachne does, except instead of "Ufufufu Arararara" spider sex it's more like "Hnnngh! Go with the flow! Stop struggling! Quit being such a tease and give in! I'm only doing this because I love you!" sort of rape that may or may not include shoulder biting and scratching on the back.

That and I don't feel like writing one with too much shit on my procrastination platter already. She's still best spider though and anybody who disagrees is rightly entitled to their opinion no matter how much I don't like it because at the end of the day we're all here for our love of MGs, not wagging our dicks around in a candiru infested river

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945035
I wonder how long it takes for a man to go insane due to loneliness...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945052
Really?
Can you find the spirit of loneliness and cuddle her till she becomes one of companionship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944976
Race war now! Cuddle the Tanukis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945067
If only we had someone who was willing to write anything in the hopes it made people like him...
>>13945082
I'm not an expert on this stuff, but I can try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945086
Never!
I'll impregnate and snuggle them instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945098
I'll headpat and intercrural one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945067
Candiru Sahuagin where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945090
>Writing because you want people to like you

Biggest mistake anybody who contributes OC can make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945110
And yet poor little Alpie does whatever he's told. He's like a writefag version of a gopher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945111
Where's Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Rodney Dangerfield when you need them in this time of need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945122
I'm not following you.

[Anonymous No.]

So, mamomo mana transforms you into the husbando of your mg waifu's dreams and vice-versa. What if she wants you to become a [male body/archetype you don't like here]?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Hx5ka1FiA

Jesus, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>I DO NOT PISS TO MARK MY TERRITORY!
Uh-oh! She found out you're the source of all the nasty rumors about her! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945167
prepare my body, as this was the intended end result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945067
>They do everything a normal Arachne does, except instead of "Ufufufu Arararara" spider sex it's more like "Hnnngh! Go with the flow! Stop struggling! Quit being such a tease and give in! I'm only doing this because I love you!" sort of rape that may or may not include shoulder biting and scratching on the back.
That's the best rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945167
What's she gonna do? Piss on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945181

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945167
Oh? Then how do you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944743

>She'll whisper how cute you are as sleep in her embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945198
It's not sweat.
also forgot my text

[Anonymous No.]

Well boys.I fucked up. Spent like an hour writting up this sweet list of shit to buy, and then left it at the hotel when I went to the first train. So in the end, I only got 1/3 MonMusu doujins. Still got a pretty decent MG haul today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945205
Face rape is very lewd and I'd bully her about it tasting faintly like piss afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945206
They're Papi and the Suu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945206
Whelp. I am too drunk/tired to fix this. Guess you guys can live with upside down image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945167
Tell her that she got the wrong person because I don't create bullshit rumors about others. Surely she'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945206
>LEE's kemonomimi with best girls oppai loli titties in proud display
>Tanabe's Makoto doujin
>some /ss/ doujin with a brown girl
>some Minette doujin
Niiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945206
Is that the girl from valkyria chronicles? What's the title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945229
She followed your scent, anon. And this taste... it's the taste of a liar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945175
Whatever you say Anon, you might as well write it because I can't be assed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945235
Wow, she's calling me a liar now? I'm fucking offended. How dare she make these absurd accusations?!

Actually, how did she even come to this conclusion with her sense of smell alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945243
You've got a wolf girl licking you and you're acting indignant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945249
not him, but I wouldn't appreciate being called a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945232
I always forget that LEE is a woman, wigs me out every time I go to her table. I actually picked up three editions of Break Blue too, that one, the Celica/Shota Ragna one and the Alpha 01 one, but they didn't seem terrible relevant to the thread.

>>13945234
None of them are, but I tell you the title of any of them if you want. Which one did you think it was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945249
Agh, what the hell? Somebody get her off me! She's invading my personal space! I swear it wasn't me!

Police! Forest Guard! Anyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945261
If a boy is raped inna woods, does his scream make a sound?
Yes, and it attracts more predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945259
>LEE is a woman
That's news to me.
Is she attractive?
>and the Alpha 01 one
That's been scanned, but it's a shame that it has yet to be translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945259
The girl with short brown hair on the orange cover. Looks kinda like her. Wendy Cheslock is her name I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945167
Piss on her and tell her I just marked my property. The look on her face would be worth the broken ribs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945167

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945283
Trunicht go home, you're scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945206

>Makoto

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945290
AND WHO ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945287

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945298
Job please, go job to a bullet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945279
That's actually one of Setouchi's books, and that's Sonia from MGQ: Redux. She gets pissed off about getting no action while Luka gets molested constantly, so she kidnaps and blindfolds him, then fucks the shit out of him to try and get out of the Childhood Friendzone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945300

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945293

I'm the DOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945271
Alpha is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945307

>>13945290

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945271
I forgot it wasn't TL'd yet. I've already read it on ex in Japanese, but I kinda forgot and just assumed that I read in English so I thought it was already done. Maybe I'll get onto it sometime, but I'm notoriously lazy with these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945318
Are you RSanon by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945323
Nope, just some other guy with poor work ethic and in japan. I went at Winter Comiket too, and I believe I posted my shit then as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945264
>[X] Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945328
>with poor work ethic and in japan
Aftyn then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945331
Wrong again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945334
A nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945331
aftyn's back in the states

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944925

I'll make this happen, anon. Someone bear witness to me so I can be goaded into actually doing it.

WITNESS ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945331
Why the fuck do you even care about namefags, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945337
And that's how I intend to stay, to be honest. There's no need for the threads to know my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945347
I have nothing worthwhile to do with my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945352
Then become a writefag and get deconstructed by a bunch of degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945354
Has /mgg/ raged on every writefag in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945364
No.
Many writefags are kill ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945354
That doesn't always happen. Only the infamous ones get that treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945340
Holdin' ya to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945364
Only if they've rightfully ended up on the thread's shitlist. For every decent writefaggot there's like five others who are absolute shit or attention whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945340
5/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945371
Just the other day a barely known writefag showed up after a year of no activity. It's likely more of them are alive than you'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945376
Attention whores? Maybe, but I can't say we have many shit writefags. Compared to other places the quality ranges from passable to fairly good mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945381
Indeed, just like that guy that posted his thoughts on Huniepop in pastebin a few weeks back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945380
>>13945374

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945390
InariKitsune and Negawalker are the only two really abhorrent ones I remember, I dunno if there are others I should add to the shit list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945405
>Negawalker
He's a faggot but his stuff was actually alright. The guy just needed to get some humility and actually stick to one or two stories and he'd have been one of the decent ones.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be teased and bullied by smug Cheshire twins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945402
>>13945374
I WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE GATES OF VALHALLA. WHERE YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944976
>Everyone

But that's not war, you have to have a side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945408
I believe his two-part Rachnee smut was posted in the /a/ MonMusu threads earlier this week, but I doubt it was actually posted by him after a quick filename search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944416
Waiting for more KH3 news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945421
This was also a problem of his: literal fanfiction.
I remember back when he was a new and promising writefaggot, roughly this time last year with his wyvern story. The fall came fast and hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944416
Just waiting until we see pictures of you tied up somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945431
>I remember back when he was a new and promising writefaggot, roughly this time last year with his wyvern story. The fall came fast and hard.
That really hurts too, as I never anticipated that he was actually an egotistical Bob fanboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945437
I wonder how .Less' stalker is doing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945440
>he really wanted criticism because he wanted to get into writing
>the moment one person (and it rarely was more than one person) said "it was ok" he responded with a paragraph about his inspiration and future ideas

Most people say that was egotistical, but I found it depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945431
I'm just glad I have no farther to fall <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944967
But I want to cuddle a Yeti, not a Kitsune

Where do I inquire about the lonely Yetis to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

I want to interrupt a kunoichi's introductory speech by grabbing her massive tits!

I want to ignore her surprised and enraged response and ask her if they get in the way of being stealthy!

I want to stand there and listen as she breaks her stoic and cold persona and bitches to me like a normal girl does to her friends down the phone about how it makes hiding difficult and she can't use bows without painfully catching her own tit with the string!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945474

Look in your local area for opportunities to volunteer to be a MG's daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945461
Don't worry, unless you're Bob there's always further to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

How long do you guys think we have before we have to go to the next thread? I'm bad at judging that.
There was something I wanted to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945419
Never!
We free for all now!

>>13945474
Traitor!
You'll never find the Yeti base in the Himalayas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945477
I want a big-tittied Kunoichi to "assassinate" me and take me back to her village as her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945481
Close but no cigar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945477
Frankly I'd be terrified if I saw a Kunoichi coming up to me with a sword in her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945485
We're 4th in line right now but with how fast the board has been going recently could be anywhere from an hour to like six. Most-likely sometime today/tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945496
I want a big bottomed, busty kunoichi to get stuck in my window in an attempt to 'assassinate' me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945502
Bollocks? I actually like Bollocks' stuff, and think he'd be more accepted if he wasn't so self hating. Self-depreciation is infinitely better than having a fucking ego but there are limits to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945512
Okay, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944416
Requesting shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945513
That actually sounds pretty cute, and hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945510
Demon realm silver doesn't kill though. Through magical bullshit it just gives you a steel erection and the Kunoichi just lets you fuck her.

A lifetime of training to just so one man can get a good regular fuck. I can only hope they only go after seriously high value targets, or the whole thing feels wasteful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945514
Well if it's any consolation last I saw that faggot was treading over yon grassy gnolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945513
Remember that flash game with the girl stuck in the bathroom window? Where you could slap her tits around and make her furious from it, only to slip down her panties and ram a vibrator in her to shut her up?

I played that way, way too much. But on topic, that with a Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945523
I'll just have to pray to every god out there that she brought the demon realm silver sword, and not the actual steel sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945531
I still play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945519
Indeed, so helpless would she be that I could molest her ears without worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945528
Well that leaves Alp or Inarikitsune, and I have nothing good to say about the latter and the former only has persistence going for him.

[Anonymous No.]

Do ghost girls have cold or warm breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945206
>Buying physical porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945560
I remember in Lanternon's story it turned out undead had warm mouths because cold blowjobs were unpleasant to men, so demonic energy did its usual magical shit. I'll just go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Angel girls and houris only get their husbands in the mortal realm, right? Does that mean heaven is a no-husbandoing zone if I die single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945514
You do realize most of my issue is not following shitty advice and just writing instead of worrying about whether or not the thread will care and basically being Goku vs Kid Buu Spirit Bomb shit with tumblr's victim syndrome, yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945582

Well you'd probably have a will-o-wisp to worry about first.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go fishing with a Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945583
I have the same issue and it's why I've rewritten a story about three times over after thinking the thread will see it as shit. Someday I'll post it. Someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945590
I want to go fisting a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945568
Yeah, I guess I'll go with that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945590
I want to go flying with a Mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945487
I'll wander around the Himalayas, camping and slowly removing my layers until a Yeti picks up my cold body and takes me to their base

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945587
So WIll o' Wisps and charon are the final bosses of the cycle of life? I'll just climb my way to the gates of heaven myself then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945603
I want a Yeti to come across my frozen, stiff body and happily offer her arms for a warming hug. I want her gentle smile to fall as I don't respond, for her to nervously ask if I'm ok. I want her to gently shake me to wake me up, and to get more forceful and desperate when that doesn't work. I want her to realize that this time she was too late. I want her throat to feel tight and her eyes to burn. I want the mountains to echo with a long, mournful scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945621
Well I want a Yeti to hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945603
>>13945621
There are probably PSA's saying not to wander up the mountains just to look for a Yeti waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944726
>All the murders happen at night

We don't need Batwoman to solve this crime.

I'd say we don't need Superwurm either but she'll show up whether we need her or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945629
I'd sooner have NRAC back than this shitty threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945606
Sounds badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945629
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945626
>STOP, do NOT go searching for Yetis in these mountains
>There are only so many of us, we cannot find all lost, hypothermic travelers
>ALWAYS wear warm clothing
>The Yeti warns you, as she gives you a teasingly big hug and a complimentary blue scarf before you head off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945621
I want to be the first man to climb a snowy mountain nobody else has ever gone to on a clear day, and just as I'm about to reach the top, a strong blizzard suddenly swoops in. I want to see something moving in the blizzard towards me, and desperately back away from it, fearing it might be a voracious unknown creature. I want finally realize I've mistaken the unknown thing for a yeti, moments before tripping and falling off the edge of the mountain, descending into the cold rocks and snow that lie on the face of the mountain, the horrified yeti being the last thing I see before the blizzard takes over and all I see is white. White, then pain, then black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945632
>>13945651
Listen I know you guys hate the idea of Batwoman, but come on who else could take the role of Batman than a literal bat lady?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945673
It's actually more than I think the whole retard wurm thing is idiotic, and making that retard a superhero and then pushing it for multiple threads is irritating and stupid as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945673
That's quite the manly body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945621
>>13945664
No sad yetis, only happy yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945477
I want to make a kunoichi recite her death haikus!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to set fire to an Ignis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945685
And then my body and blood would be buried beneath the snow as the blizzard erases all traces of my presence, as I'm entombed in the cold, never to be found again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945678
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945685
Ok then. I want a Yeti to
>>13945621
and
>>13945664
Only this time she'd find it funny because she's an irredeemable psychopath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945689
Sounds good for a greeting, or inviting someone a coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945477
YEAAAAAAAAAART

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, monstergirls are nice, but you know what they can't give you? Sons.
You know what can?
Paladins.
What I'm saying is, where's the paladin girl love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937518
Does anyone have an exhentai link to this? I can't seem to find one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945741
She'll get her love when she can win at Waifu Wars

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945664
>>13945693
>Thousands of years later
>Anon is found within his frozen tomb and brought back for study
>The Chief Lich researcher of Undead, assisted by Nobel prize winner Wurm Mackinzie, bring anon back to life
>For the specific purpose of gaining hands on knowledge about the past
>Anon finally calms down after the shock that he's undead, it's the future, and that his wife died right alongside him
>Except anon didn't have a wife
>They say they are going to work on unthawing / bringing back is dead wife soon
>Except anon didn't have a wife
>Wurm Mackinzie reassures anon that undeath may have made him forget his past, like his wife
>Except anon knows he didn't have a wife
>The next day anon wakes up to a Yeti hugging him
>A surprisingly cool undead Yeti with the happiest grin imaginable
>And that's how I met your mother
>>13945685 You're welcome dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945764
I'd ask if all the Tanuki are gone yet and put myself under for another 1000 years if they weren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945774
Yes, more soft Tanuki for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945673
That doesn't even really look attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945764
Monstergirls' persistence is commendable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945754
Seriously though, post paladin girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945764
>die in the snow
>brought back 1000 years later, when the world will be terrifying and alien to you
>forced to marry some undead yeti you don't even know
>you don't even care about living yetis, you like
jinkos
>forced to live as freaks and outsiders in a bizarre world where everyone you know and love is long dead
>thanks Obamalich

Your "happy" ending isn't actually that happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945678
>>13945695
>I'm not the only one who hates that superwurm crap

Good to know. I miss actually fun threadcacon like Anya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945759
Do monster girls have a knack for ruining people's hair or is she wearing them as accessories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945807
.

>>13945683
>>13945793
Which is why I was asking if it was finished yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945818
She went to the barber and just said - ah, forget it, you know the meme by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945818
i belive thats a guy who belongs to that hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945807
But you get a loving yeti who died for you trying to keep you warm for 1000s of years, now you're both alive again

She's gonna hug you and squeeze you and pet you

[Anonymous No.]

It seems my cunning ruse to get a new Paladin-Chan has failed, so I'm just going to ask for one.
God this is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945834
I point you out to the other flaws in the ending I mentioned. No amount of waifuing will help when everything you've ever known and loved is gone, and all you have is a stranger you don't really care for claiming to be the only thing you need.

I'd hunt down that Liches phylactery for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945841
Paladin girls a qt, especially when they fight monsters to keep them off their future husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a dragon that she's forgetting something important about our troops! They don't... need... oxygen!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt524wGJFqs

>TFW you will never reminisce about your life with your waifu to Charon
>TFW she'll never tell you both to enjoy your afterlife while making sure you both reincarnate and find each other again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945853
I hope someone writes a story where a paladin girl actually gets the guy and wrecks some succubus bitch. The writefag will probably be hated for this because stupid reasons, but it would be refreshing to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945863
Bonus points if there's transformation bullshit either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945867
You mean no transformation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945858
>Saxophone
Well I lasted 5 seconds before turning that off.
>also, Charon not just making bad puns about it to your face

[Anonymous No.]

Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945869
Yeah I forgot to add the "no"

I need to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945869
No, I think he wants her to turn into a valkyrie or an angel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945829
I'm not aware of this meme you were about to describe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945858
Great choice in music you picked sir. I love me some Big O.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to team up with my ghoulfu and fuck every monster girl species in the encyclopedia with her.

I'll even take pictures with them for my scrapbook!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945867
No transformation shit at all, just a Paladin girl saving the guy from a slutty succubus and marrying him after.

It realistically has to happen because monsters can't have sons. Some men have to marry human women. I would be one of those men if monsters were real, I only like them as fap fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945881
Every species? Even Cait siths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944475
I'm still doing it.
It's just slow going, is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945841
Well, since you asked so nicely.
funfact; it's hard to find a picture of girls with armor that aren't SEIBAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945886

Every.
Species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945872
>filename
What a way to ruin a first encounter with a divine.
>A beautiful angel descends before you from parted clouds in a beam of light
>heavenly voices sing a wonderful song that makes your soul want to leap out of your body in pure happiness
>she gracefully steps foot onto the ground in front of you and opens her mouth to ask you a question in the sweetest voice you've ever heard:

"OI, WHAT DO YA THINK OF ANGEL PUSSY?"

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, the time is now.
Place your bets.
http://i.imgur.com/Hs0eHFP.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
>Kobold in the tournament

Well, time for my heart to shatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945915
I see, I understand...you like those "types" of girls.

Farewell heathen, I am certain you'll enjoy yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
I place bets on district 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
40 on Paladin-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
CMON FIRE RAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
I want Alp to win!... as slim as her chances are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
I bet a cute pic of an Ushi-Oni on 7, 9, and 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
I wager 400 Quatroos on district 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
Kung fu panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945940
>dumping me with monstergirls because I was taken aback by a lovely angel yelling about her snatch

This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
Weekend spam time, eh? Whatever, let's do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945954
Do not complain about the fate you chose, this is your happiness now, make the best of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945965
Well fuck you, because I'm going to live alone and become a wizard and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Space Monkey Sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945983
I think that's a cat and a dog anon.
And I'd rather a Ctarl Ctarl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
Siren, what are you doing? You don't have fingers Siren.
http://i.imgur.com/XZ2AYRe.png
>>13945934
I figured I had to jump in the new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945994
>Kobold finds a bag of explosives
I foresee no possible way that could end well in any situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945994
what about the other new girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945976
I cannot say I understand your frustrations since you choose this fate yet dislike it.

Though I can say that >>13945940 likely won't let you go freely after claiming you.

Humans are so strange...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945992
And they're here to get laid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945994
Wow Alp-Chan, you're a fucking bitch.
http://i.imgur.com/XTwnz62.png

>>13946001
It didn't occur to me. I guess she just needs some time to settle in before I throw her into the killing fields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946002
Good luck to the horse that wants to rape me. How will that even work? Is she going to walk backwards at me and hope I'm standing on a stepladder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945924
>http://i.imgur.com/Hs0eHFP.png

I'll place my bets on the tenacious tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946011
SIREN NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946011
They were just trying to take those explosives away from Kobold-chan. Those could seriously hurt someone!
>Holst thinks about home
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946011
But three other monstergirls raided Kobold's camp too! Why are you singling the alp out, you bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945994
Don't underestimate the Damphirs daddy issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946013
Rape posts anon.

Alternatively being tied to a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946011
dayyum dragon, that's brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946028
Horse legs are easy to break. So, so easy. They don't heal properly either so there's also that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946024
>Sits up in her room all day listening to Castlevania OST and hugging her daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946011
Please tell me that that's actually water one of you guys sent.
http://i.imgur.com/phHmmBl.png
>>13946022
Alp's been bullied like that before. She should be better than her bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945870
>Hating on saxophone

You fucking what, m80.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsXjCp_f1h4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE

[Anonymous No.]

Plump cat butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946044
Ok, you got me with those, but normally it sounds fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946047
That is indeed a plump butt.

Too much fancy feast I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946047
Aw yiss, want to put kittens in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946047
Could be plumper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946047
What devilry is this? Tumblr images with no tumblr noses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946042
>Holst wakes from nightmares
Already I'm feeling sorry for the poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946047
>Nekomata butt
I'd prefer Disgaea Nekomata butt, but this butt is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946047
>.less can't even make appealing looking butts
As expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946042
poor anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946034
But she's wearing armor anon.

And you're just a small wimpy boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946042
Well, I'm sure Ghost just traumatized someone.
http://i.imgur.com/sH2BWGW.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
that barometz is my hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
>Kobold playing with Holstaurus

Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
Whoa.
That's fucking metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
>Ignis scares Mantis off
Dang, just as I wanted to comment about her being badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946069
why would you link something as disgusting as that

fat cat tats and fabulous feline fanny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
>Kobold chases Holst
I'm now headcanoning Kobold as an innocent child who's not quite sure what's going on and just wants to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946034
>Horse legs are easy to break.
Haha, good one.

>They don't heal properly either so there's also that.
You're a retard, so there's also that. They can heal fine, the problem is with the dumb animals trying to use it before the injury heals, leading to further injuries, strain and complications. None of that is a factor with sapient creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
>Dog chases a Cow
That feels pretty appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
Because after watching a ghost kill someone for not killing either of you, the best idea is to tell ghost stories.
http://i.imgur.com/uLd1zd7.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946100
Do you eat shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946108
How can a double suicide fail if they both die?

Also, are they talking about ghost stories in general, or stories about the ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946108
>Kobold and Holst cuddle for warmth
Please don't kill each other...
>Undine treats her infection
...how does water get infected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946078
>Ghost possess Barometz to try and control her into killing someone, but she fights back, so Ghost just turns off her heart

Spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946108
>Kobold curled up with holstaur
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946108
>Kobold and holstaurus best of friends

to cute they are going to die aren't they

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946108
Aw, Kobold only wanted to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946122
Pollution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946130
2deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946108
Kobold no, they're not playing hide and seek.
http://i.imgur.com/mq0PLPs.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946122
Stagnation

[Anonymous No.]

Big squeezable pawpads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946139
Apophis ate one doughnut too many it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946139
kobold no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946139
Paladin-chan is loosing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946139
>Apophis dies yet again
>This time from failing to climb a tree
Shouldn't lamias be, like, super-skilled in tree climbing?
You know, because they're snakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946149
>Kemono nose

Ohboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946139
Thump.
http://i.imgur.com/34DieLx.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946163
Fat snake ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946139
>Apophis goes full Crisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946105
No need to get shitty over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946166
Truly the trees are the killers of this session

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>>13946166
>Apsara also falls to her death
Oh, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946166
Kobold is a cuddleslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946177
I nominate Dryad for next session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946166
>Kobold snuggles Alp
Now that's adorable.
>Holst kills Liliraune
I'm assuming she just thought the Lili was some delicious grass to graze on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946166
>Kobold snuggling alp

Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946166
kobold is desperate for cuddles
I swear if she dies i'm done for the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946166
>Kobold convinces Alp to snuggle

Truly, her heart is too big to for this world. To think she'd even love a pitiable creature like an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946197
Kobolds are loving creatures Anon, they'll share their love with everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946166
Everyone's dying and all I'm sad about is the fact that no arena events are happening.
http://i.imgur.com/9ioP8Id.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946211
>kobold ok
good that's all I care about to this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946211
Kobold just wants some tasty snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946211
I want to elope with and marry a Paladin-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946211
>Alp shoots Sylph
"Goddammit, I shot the wind again!"
>Hellhound patches up Undine
That's... oddly adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946211
Kobold convinced Alp to kill the others for her while they were cuddling.

I'm onto her, she's not as innocent as she seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946211
WELL SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR!
http://i.imgur.com/4VwcxJH.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946211
>Kobold steals from ghost

"Haha, got your bedsheets!"
"Give those back, mutt!"
"Chase me! Chase me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
Alp wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
D-did alp just fucking win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
>Kobold and holst

Friends to the end.

>Dragon shields alp.
Wait....Did alp just win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
wait, what....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
>Kobold, Holst, and Hellhound all dead
OH FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946226
Yes, and Alp wins now, thanks to you, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
>Kobold and Holst stick together to the end
They were good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
>forgot she was dealing with bombs
They didn't teach common sense in paladin school did they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
>Holst and Kobold together until the end
My heart
>Alp wins
Bitterness Incarnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
Your winner and supreme waifu!
ALP!
http://i.imgur.com/wn4NwMK.png
All because Dragon saved her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946224
This is not the future any of us chose.

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>>13946224
Fucking horseshit.

>Holst and Kobold hugging one last time in whatever shelter they can find as explosions give the whimpering dog-girl shellshock

>Paladin fighting for her life to the very end, despite impossible odds

My heart.

>Ghost and hellhound, both intimately familiar with death, causually exchanging numbers to meet up in the afterlife before bombs kill them both

My sides.

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>>13946261
Looking at Paladin-cans I through VI, apparently not.

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>>13946248
>That guy the other night laughing about how Alp could never win one of these
>The faggots here get BTFO when the boring dog dies and the Alp wins

I was wrong about these, they actually can be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946264
nope not happy about this one I'm out fuck the games first jinko suffer now koblod died a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946275
I'm just mad grapesnake died from failing to do one of the many things that snakes should be good at.
Like climbing trees.
Oh, also, she didn't win again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946264
Never underestimate the luck and tenacity of an Alp.

A feast of beer and nachos for the winner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946264
Guys, I think we need to stop bullying alps...
they're prone to explosive outbursts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946264
And now, a moment for the fallen.
http://i.imgur.com/bIrpXgS.png
Should I do another, or is that good for today?

>>13946265
You guys kept sending bombs. It may not be the future you chose, but it's the future you caused.

>>13946268
>Implying they're not going to the Lich Ranch to be raised as Zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946289
Let's have another go.
This time, the bombs are gone.
And no trees, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946287
NO ALP SHOULD OF DIED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946274
>Paladin-cans
>Canned Paladins
>Buy one at the nearest supermarket for instant protection against monstergirl invaders!
>Our company is not responsible for any husbandoing made by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946289
I think that's it for now. Constantly doing them makes it look like spam and will be a good way of making people sick of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946289
later tonight maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946289
I'd cuddle some heat into Zombie-Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946291
I'm gonna need another Paladin then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946292
>SHOULD OF
>OF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946291
>no bombs
>no trees
>final destination
>foxes only

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes tied up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946295
>Paladin-cans
I mean, they are already canned husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946300
Just name her
>"Rogue Paladin"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946296
It's usually one or two maximum, and only every other week.

>>13946298
Yeah, that was the plan. It takes a bit to set them up after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946305
Nice, missing a gag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946305
Neat.
Does less have a tumblr now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946311
Add the new girl this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946305
Foxes being lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, since worst succubutt won, here's a consolation prize for the Dragon instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946295
I'd buy one to use as an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946320
>now
He's had one for ages now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946311
>It's usually one or two maximum, and only every other week.

Good idea. Those CYOAs some people used to do around here got annoying after a point, because every day there was a huge chunk of spam just sitting there. I'm probably one of the few people here who liked the Nyanon Jinko incident because it meant the end of those things.

This way it'll stay fresh longer too.

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>>13946337
Hmm.
Didn't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946327
I want a tiny, lewd fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945858
Fuck off Robin Williams you bitch,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946330
You lucky bastard, I'm still trying to get my Excelsus request done.
...although someone said they'd do it, and haven't said a word since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946358
That tends to happen.
Anons who say they'll do your request when they're actually not drawfags to begin with.
But have hope, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946352
I find it ironic that in the movie where he explored the afterlife it turned out suicides went to hell.
Anyway, I'm sure Charon was pleased to hang out with Mr. Williams. It's rare that such a big name gets roped in, so I hope they had a swinging time.

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>>13946344
What would you do with this tiny, lewd fox?

Dress her up in shrine maiden clothes? Roll her up in blankets until she looks like a kitsune pancake wrap? Wrestle with her as she yaps and tries to nibble at you? Watch her jump and tumble about outside when winter arrives and brings a snow-covered morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>Roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono
The villain of the last show you watched (or if your show doesn't have any real ongoing antagonists, the villain of the last episode you watched) are now the monster that you rolled, and they are hunting you down.
How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946264
>Alp won

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942335
>succubus
shit
>himedere
Double shit
>muscular
how muscle are we talking
>twin whos thug
triple shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386

Why is Deruella censoring naughty words and porn? Was she hit on the head or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946327
>dick bigger than her arm
Reminds me of this.
http://i.imgur.com/NtB7Uxq.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946397
You should fucking know better by now.

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>>13946397
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
>Symphogear
>Sea Slime

Not very, I don't think she's nearly as agile as those living dolls. I mean, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
>Black Varja
latest God Eater episode
>giant ant
i think im fucked in every sense of the word

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946397
hate you hate you so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
>Alchemist tentacle with an army of living dolls
I'm fucked, 100% fucked.

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>>13946386
>Black Lagoon
>Mantis
>Pic Related
Oh.
Oh, dear sweet fucking Chief God in heaven.
I'm not going to make it at all. Can one of you Anons shoot me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946397
Die

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>>13946417
You're gonna die, son.
You're done. You're dead.
Bye.

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>>13946386
The last thing I watched was the episode of NGE with the Positron Cannon, because fuck, it's such a cool episode.

>roll a Ryu

So I get a Ramiel Ryu who's tail acts as a drill, can sense any approaching threat to her and counter it by summoning down pinpoint lightning strikes, and is nigh on invincible except to something as strong as a shot of antimatter with energy levels equivalent to the entire power consumption of Japan.
Goodbye, world.

>>13946397
Is that based on that one story posted a while back with the kitsune explorer?
Such a shame. It'd be hot as hell if the guy was a human instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946397
can you stop with the fucking dick wolf already it's really annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946264
I'm so happy right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946427
I'm just going to go jump off a building headfirst. If I'm going to go out, I'd rather avoid the torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946381
All of that. Also, dress her her up in more costumes: tiny lewd gothloli fox, tiny lewd nurse fox, tiny lewd police fox etc. Take her out and let her sit on my shoulders. Pull her into my lap to brush her tails and clean her big, fuzzy ears.

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>>13946386
>Rex Godwin
>Now replaced by a Werecat with Sephiroth hair
Man, fuck that guy's deck, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
>youko as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion is challenging me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946459
>imagining a youko with that fucking smug-ass face
My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny fox cloning lab!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946472
Too many tiny foxes! Too many tiny foxes! Somebody shut it down! The chamber can't contain all of them, it's cracking open!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946472
>tfw your waifu births 20 daughterus at once
what do?

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>>13946386
>Gaogaigar
>Penchinon is replaced by a Lizardman

So it's now 'Hsssssssssssss' instead of 'BRRREEEEEEEEEEEE'...

I should be fine as long as I stay away from the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946472
Tiny fox sancturary shrine!

When do we get the second wave of mini monstergirl gacha machines? I want the version with all the foxes instead of the shirohebi

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>>13946479
>>13946480
I'll call the butcher

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a ferret girl wiggle and jump vertically to close the distance between her and her prey.
It's like a street performance except she takes a volunteer from the audience at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946480
I can't think of any mammals that have so many young at once. She'd most likely die long before childbirth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946492
Alright, assuming MAMONO MANA, what do? Assuming your waifu does die, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
>Jabberwock
>A dark-skinned maniac terrorist who is wanted in many countries and has had a raging hard-onfor me since my childhood days as a soldier
>Replacing Gauron
Fuck me. Not literally, but just...fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944340
To you sir, I offer a slow and deliberate applause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
I don't remember the last show I watched.

Not fucked at all, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

So when do you think KC will add a canon shark species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946515
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946500
>yandere warlord monstergirl that's been after your dick since you were a child
Mmmm baby.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be showered in Kobold kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946515
Sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945206
>Makoto Doujin
>SuuXPapi Doujin
Niiiice, I got both of those too.

>New LEE piece
>Minette Doujin
Oh man, didn't know those were about. Wish I'd gotten 'em too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946518
Now that I think about it, the situation is definitely a lot better considering it's not a dude after me.
Situation's still the same, bitch tried to offer a ride for weapon supplies in exchange for just getting the damn jeep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945259
>The greatest writer of adorable loli sex and olev is a woman
Well. That's just fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946486
No, you take them down to the fox shrine >>13946484 so they can live fulfilling lives and help better the world.

>>13946495
Can I claim child benefits? Because just going on a salary to raise 20 children seems rather impossible. Maybe I can hire an older kitsune matron to help me and waifu raise them.
If my waifu died? Do the same, and make sure every one of those children knows just how great their mother was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945741
>Fem Solaire
Let's see some yuri with Amaterasu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946506
Does this mean you disliked it, Anubisfucker? Because I had you in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946540
>Can I claim child benefits?
I'm sure MGC would offer a nice sum to any man who fathers that many daughterus. Either that or you could go into the shrine business or get a shrine to house you. Your family could have a monopoly on shrines all throughout the region, and then the world! Doesn't that sound fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946484
>>13946327
Oh yeah I was gonna screencap a thing.

Eh, I'll get to it after I build the Strike...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946543
Please go back to /u/ and don't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
>Haman is now a Lava Golem and is chasing me in her custom Qubeley

Me and my Zeta Zaku got this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946545
Oh no I thought it was marvelous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946543
Considering how Amaterasu acts in the games, I'd say that's pretty much to be expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946522
Some crimes.

Go slippin' through the cracks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946386
>Mendoza is now a demonic super Slime Slime with quite an aversion to fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946567
But these two Gumshoes are picking up the slack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946574
>Mendoza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBPeRqi3v0

[Anonymous No.]

Why are sphinx so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946100
>futa

No thanks faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946565
Ammy would probably barge into sex a lot wouldn't she?

>"So... Cute girlfriend you've got there."
>"Is there room for a goddess in this meetup?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946574
>Mendooza
Good show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946590
And god forbid that you've got an elemental waifu for her to mess with.

Brush techniques would mean Ammy'd just be able to drive her to climax or play with her body at a glance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946585
Cute, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are officially shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946627
Do you have anything in my, Angry Orchard man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946627
Augustus pls leave

Your shitty gods were all tricked to death by a literal corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>You enlisted right out of high school
>Infantry, like the dumb asshole you are
>Infantry was segregated, monsters, men, and women
>Brass didn't want anyone getting their ass shot off thanks to thinking with their genitals
>It wasn't your first time out, so you should have known better
>A feeling a youthful invincibility? A simple desire to save your buddies? You don't remember anymore
>All you know is that the grenade landed at Davis' feet and you threw him to the ground and tried to throw the grenade back
>It went off in your hand
>No medic with you, no hope of an easy retreat, so you kept fighting for three hours until help arrived
>Perhaps unfortunately, your saviors were monsters
>They saw some of your "performance", and your buddies were all to happy to fill in the details for them
>They had a medic with them, but who the fuck let a Salamander be a medic? She kept trying to kiss you while she was patching you up
>It got worse when you got back to base
>You were getting some real medical treatment when it started
>Two Lizard girls and that Salamander were beating the hell out of each other, screaming about how all three of them wanted to lay claim to you
>Things were quiet that night, and nothing happened the next day, but that night all three of them came to see you
>Their "brilliant plan" was to fuck you and have you pick which one you liked best
>While you were jacked up on pain meds
>Looking back on it all though, you got a medical discharge, a cool prosthetic hand like Big Boss, and three wives out of the deal, so it wasn't all that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946640
in mind*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946616
Imagine what she could use her brush techniques for in one on one though.
>Using Vines to bind you down.
>Catwalk to lock herself to you
>Inferno to keep you warm
>Veil of Mist to slow time so you feel every one of her ferocious thrusts for ages.
>Rejuvenation to keep you going for as long as she wants.
Ammy is a lewd goddess.
And that's wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946643
>Implying Augustus wasn't waifu'ing Mantorok the entire time

The guy made a fucking Pillar of Flesh to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946644
I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946644
That doesn't sound good at all.

Those bitches are getting fucking divorced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946636
You're just angry because you can't get any loving wing hugs from them.

>>13946660
Does anyone have the post saved from a while back detailing the lewd versions of all the brush techniques?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946644
>a cool prosthetic hand like Big Boss
What does it say about me that I think this is the best part of the deal?

I mean, yeah, lizard warrioress wives, that's great, but have you SEEN that hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946640
>>13946651
What the fuck does Angry Orchard have to do with anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946644
>trying to kiss a guy with a stump for a hand

Really salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946644
These crazy fucks want dick from a drugged guy without an arm in the middle of a war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946672
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946677
I have not, what does it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946687
Yeah, that's the one. I think there was even another one from longer ago, with sexual application for the actual brush techniques

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946669
>I can alone, really

The fuck is that about?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever stopped to think that, just as there's an universe where you exist as a complete reverse version of yourself, there's an universe where monstergirls hate humans and only hatefuck some of them to keep their species alive while killing most of the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946704
>Not knowing how to alone
>Not being able to alone
Get a load of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946706
So you mean like monstergirls were on /tg/, before KC's moeblobs got popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946712
>MFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946712
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946691
Well, on top of being a top-of-the-line bionic prosthetic with a full range of motion, it also has a number of additional functions and modular capabilities. Such as a system of servos to add force to a devastating punch, a 120V Stun Gun powered by an internal battery which is charged through a combination of motion and solar energy, and the capability to be used as a remote-control, rocket-guided projectile, capable of picking things up, or punching someone out from an incredible distance.

Shouting "ROCKET PUNCH" is optional. But why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946706
MGU pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946727
How fast can you jack off with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946698
Oh, did you mean this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946718
"Monstergirls fuck yeah", I'm guessing that means.

I think my first exposure to monstergirls in general was the variation of them where they'd kill and rape indiscriminately. Where they'd take a guy back to a literal cave and have their way with him like an animal, and were feared by people in general.

>>13946725
Where did I ever imply that I was crying about it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise a cheerful kobold paladin, a quiet werecat inquisitor, and a stern lamia scribe to fight the forces of evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946734
This is important, is there also faphand attachment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946737
That is also exactly the one I was thinking of.
Nice catch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946746
sounds like a jolly good time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946734
>>13946749
Just get an onahole to use as cushioning, and be careful not to squeeze too hard. Shouldn't be too difficult, the hand is dexterous enough to use a cigar with no issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946729
> Everyone now associates MGU with HFY praise-Ilias mg-hate
> it was literally like 5 of us pushing that line, all the other hundreds of posters were dedicated waifufag cuddlesluts
> all their words and works are forgotten, their legacy tarnished by my acid poison of relentless paladinposting
T O P K E K
O P K E K
P K E K
K E K
E K
K

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the otouto of a busty Familiar onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946772
>everyone
>implying paladins and hey go hand in hand
>everyone hates MGs now, not your retarded wannabe edgeposting

Sucking your own dick a little too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946818
Would she go around the house stark naked, covering herself with godiva hair just to embarass you?
Would she pine about how you always used to brush her hair and play with her when you were younger?
Or would you bea kinder brother to her?
And would she rub your head while you slept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946844
>godiva hair
I'm more of a short hair kinda guy.