/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Why?

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why not?

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>>13927581
I want to FUCK that 2hu.

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>>13927596
I want to fuck her up. In the face. With my fist.

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>>13927613
I want to give her my cummies

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Oh god I want to fuck her already.

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>>13927581
She sure does seem to like balls

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I want her and Doremy to double-team my dick

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>>13927581
>Why?
welcome to hell

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silliest hat

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Was ZUN sober when he drew this? What the fuck?

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It's all the same. You autists will be masturbating to her within a week.

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>>13927748
Fuck you

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>>13927748
a week? I'm doing it right now

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>>13927738
>ZUN
>sober
>ever
>especially when devving 2hu
stupidest question I've heard all day tbh

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>>13927581
I blame it on his wife.

I bet she was like "I came up with a character design idea!" and he was like "Whatever you say, owner of my paychecks".

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I like her, fuck you assholes.

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>>13927958
/v/?

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Remember when 2hus were modest

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>>13927601
Too far

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I can't believe how bad she looks. I seriously can't.

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>>13928100
Remember when 2hus were just rocks?

Though yes, she is frighteningly modern.

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I want to cum on her slutty barefeet!

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>>13928100
All I see here is a slut. Is this the type of response you wanted?

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>>13927581
Is this real?
Should I feel bad for liking this concept but not the execution?

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What is she suppose to be? What's her story?

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>>13928223
Yes
No.

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The previous sluttiest 2hu outfit was at least original

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Settings of this game is basically two widow goes after Chang'e .

Junko's husband and son were somehow killed due to the people of the the Moon. Thus she wants to invade the moon to revenge against Chang'e.

Hecatia's husband is shot down by Chang'e's husband. This is a cross myth reference where her husband is the Apollo and Chang'e's husband is Houyi who famously shot down some suns.

tl;dr: all used goods BBAs.

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>>13927581
I like her, she's cute. She might look cuter if her skirt was one colour.

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>>13928297
But what does this have to do with invading Earth to purify it?

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>>13928331
Lunarians caught up in the war were trying to escape Earth and decided to try and purify Gensokyo instead of living alongside the natives as refugees of war.

I think...

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>>13927581
Why does she look even more contemporary than the Touhous who are actually from Earth?

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I didn't know the goddess of HELL shops at Hot Topic

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>>13928331
Mooners need somewhere to crash but can't handle the impurities

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>>13927581
My dick throbbing has commenced

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>>13928297
>Hecatia's husband is shot down by Chang'e's husband. This is a cross myth reference where her husband is the Apollo and Chang'e's husband is Houyi who famously shot down some suns.
Wait. So the EX boss is THE Goddess Hecate?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecate

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yfw you're not longer the hot topic 2hu

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>>13928525
She is also technically the patron goddess of Witchcraft... Marisa really should comment about that.

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>>13928508
Don't worry, Nue, you're still the only one who doesn't look like complete shit.

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>>13927581
What is Maki doing in Touhou?

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>>13928370
Lunarians are way more advanced/civilized.

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>>13928566
if someone ever draw Maki in those clothes some love livers are gonna flip their shit and kill some dolphins.

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I'm a huge Mimafag, but I actually like all of the newhus pretty well... except this Hot Topic bitch.
I wish Mima had been the EX Boss instead. Oh well.
Time for another year of feeling it in my bones.

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>>13928607
>I wish Mima had been the EX Boss instead
It wouldn't have made sense. What would Mima even be doing on the moon?

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>>13928622
That's a valid point. But it would have explained where the fuck she's been all this time.

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>>13928591
I'm gonna do it. Eventually. As long as someone doesn't beat me to it.

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>>13928486
She's supposed to be Hecate!? Oh, JESUS.

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I remember when Doremy first showed up and everyone lost their shit completely and said she was stupid. Now people like her.

Same shit's gonna happen to all the newhus, your hatred of Hecatia will last until her first H-doujin, I guarantee it.

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>>13928486
Ancient Greek culture and eastern religions actually do mix.

Hercules became the first guardian deity of Buddhism (pic related)

It goes like this:
Greek Heracles-> Indian Vajrapani-> Japanese Shukongoshin

And Shukongoshin was the inspiration for the Niō (仁王) or Kongōrikishi (金剛力士)

Maybe the old Greek legends because Buddhist deitys

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>>13928669
I guarantee you, by the time i wake up later this morning everyone will be fine with everything.

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>>13928669
I dunno. With Doremy I thought, "at least she's smug," but I have a hard time finding anything I like about this girl. I still don't really like Doremy, anyway.

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>>13928669
People like Doremy? What the hell are you talking about?

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>>13928675
what myth is junko anyway?

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>>13928669
not even porn can save this 2hu.

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>>13928675
Are you, every time someone talks about the Greeks, going to reply?

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>>13928701
what? hecatia was MADE for porn.

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>>13928705
Yes

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I already like her better than Mamizou.

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>>13928713
Is that because you're Greek and you want to feel better about yourself?

Because that's fucking retarded, and creepy too.

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>>13928728
No, because it relevant to the discussion
Why are you upset about that?

Stop projecting your insecurities

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are you guys joking?

this and clownpiece are literally the only interesting designs 2hu has had in the past 3-4 games

thank god we are not getting another game of religion wars

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>>13928751
What religion would they even have in fucking space?

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>>13928785
Scientology

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>>13928748
Oh wow, sorry for not monitoring obsessively every thread on /jp/ looking for a post about the Greeks.

And where do my insecurities fall in all of this? Is that how you structure your arguments? By just throwing random shit that have nothing to do?

Well if that's how you like it; you're saying all this because your father raped you when you were a child.

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>>13928751
Fuck off.

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>>13928785
Christanity

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5600648

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>>13928790
Ah, your rant speaks volumes of your character

How sad, that when something is discussed that's on topic. You become agitated and throw a fit like a child.

very sad indeed

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>>13928797
>>13928788
We already have Yumemi though.

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>>13928785
The Church of Subgenius, with the X-ists as the enemies..

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>>13928696
>what myth is junko anyway?
I just went and looked it up... God, that's messed up.

In the original legend, Junko is a beautiful aristocratic girl forced into being into the concubine of the husband of the moon princess, Chang'e. Now Chang'e is married but only technically, as his wife is stuck at the moon and can't see him due to an unfortunate incident concerning the pills of immortality. So basically he got himself a new fucktoy for the lonely nights. Junko ended up having an affair with another member of the palace court and conspired to have her revenge. She and her lover basically got most of the court leaders not loyal to them murdered, and finally killed Chang'e too. And her lover became king with Junko becoming the official queen.

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I think she's really cute! Her fashion sense is great!

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So how other lunar inhabitants are involved? Watatsukis? Why Hell is a theme here, instead of "purifying Gensokyo"?

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>>13928100
That was when Sanae was still a nerdy girl that didn't know anyone.
Then her true nature appeared.

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>>13928822
Ah, you can feel emotions too, I see.

But I never stated whether or not this excessive posting of Greek culture in the East of yours was on topic. Saying that I'm 'agitated', as you say, because of it when my argument didn't have any to do isn't very wise.

My question is why do you do this, why at every little instance you feel the need to reply? Is it because it is an extreme passion of yours? If that's the case, I'm afraid that your knowledge could perhaps serve to a more academic, might I say, goal instead of using it in imageboards.

This kind of fascination is often associated with Asperger's, I'm afraid.

With that said, I'm going to sleep since it is very late and I'm very tired.

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>>13928927
So we're going to get messed up doujinshi about her and Kaguya?

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>>13928927
God damn it, that's cool as hell. Why must she look so terrible!?

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>>13928945
Purifying Gensokyo is the Mooner's plan because they are getting their shit kicked in by Junko and Friends. They can't bear the idea of having to adapt to Gensokyo's environment so they are in hiding while the terraforming does its work.

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>>13928947
>Then her true nature appeared.

You mean when butthurt Sakuyafags decided to force an unfunny meme with zero canon basis?

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>>13928968
This means Lunarians will kiss Reimu an Co.'s feet for saving Moon from Junko and her band?

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>>13928945
Lunarians got hostaged by Hell
What seems to be a lunar invasion into Gensokyo is actually people trying to take refuge
Also Sephiroth-chan made the occult balls

At least that's what I recall

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>>13928973
>It had already been two years since she came to Gensokyo. At first, she was so frightened by the bizarre monsters that she simply couldn't perform the rituals of a shrine maiden, but now she had become familiar with them, and carried out her daily jobs without any discomfort.

I never called her a slut, I just said she stopped being so modest.

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>>13928982
They should, but probably wont

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>>13928968
Similar to how in our world immigrants act like total assholes and don't want to integrate in society.

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>>13928965
She looks fine.

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>>13928953
"autism speaks"

You are agitated your former post will testify to that, along with your long winded post.

It's clear you are mentality child like

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Remember back in PC-98 where there was a similar extra stage goddess dressed as a meido?

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>>13928984
>>13928968
This is so grand. Based ZUN. Based everything. I can't think straight anymore.

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>>13929020
people would lose their shit over how generic mugetsu is if she was relesed nowadays

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>>13928927
I am not sure how ZUN intends to re-write this story to fit Touhou... It is just depressing.
>>13928963
>So we're going to get messed up doujinshi about her and Kaguya?
Note that I messed up the names. Houyi is the husband and Chang'e is the moon princess.

Basically the husband was given the heroic task of killing 9 out of 10 suns, because one days the 3 legged crows went berserk and all came out at once instead of on a rotation. He succeed, and was granted elixir of immortality as a reward for saving the world from burning up.

Now the story splits here. Chang'e either was vain and took the elixir to stay beautiful, and ran away to the moon to hide from her angry husband...

...Or he wants to share the elixir with her. And left her with the medicine for safe keeping. But his apprentice attacked Chang'e and demanded that she hand over the elixir. She drank all of it to stop him getting it, and the magic forced her to leave Earth. She still loves her husband so instead of going to the Heavens fully she stopped at the Moon, the closest place she could be to her Earthbound husband.

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Wouldn't this mean Junko and Hecatia are the first confirmed non virgin touhou's?

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Get fucked, Junko. Gensokyo-Lunarian friendship forever. Can't break this bond now!

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>>13929056
Suwako is Sanae's great-great-(etc)-grandmother, so draw your own conclusions from that.

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>>13929056
Suwako was a non-virgin way the fuck back in MoF.

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>>13929056
Unless Seiga or the Watatsukis got also fucked, yeah.

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>>13929056
Suwako had kids.

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She reminds me of a keychain with that chain collar. So I took the liberty of making her a keychain

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>>13929054
Basically this new Touhou is a cultural clusterfuck of Greece and Chinese legends making an alliance and declaring war on Japanese myths.

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>>13929056
Suwako
Seiga had a husband and family she disregarded for Tao power

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>>13929054
In more details/another version they were already celestial or immortals. the suns were sons of some powerful god but they misbehaved and instead of showing up one at the time they show up at the same time scorching the earth. Yi shot 9 out of 10 down to save the earth but angered the god who condemned him and Chang'e to being mortals.

He then went for Xiwangmu (who is a powerful Taoist goddess) who gave them two dosages of elixirs of immortality. Then for some reason Chang'e drank them both and was forced to be exiled to the moon.

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>>13929056
Moon bitches are married and the younger sister fucks the older sister's son. At this point the number of canon widows and wives in Touhou is pretty healthy.

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>>13929093
>She reminds me of a keychain with that chain collar. So I took the liberty of making her a keychain
So you are aware that she is the Keymaster of Greek Hell and as such is sometimes portrayed hoding a Key?

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>>13929113
That just makes my edit that much better.

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>>13929112
>the younger sister fucks the older sister's son.
Jesus christ

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What is wrong with all the non-virgin 2hus lately?
Did ZUN develop a MILF fetish or something?

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>>13929112
Source, anon?

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>>13929121
Funny thing is, it seems she is so powerful not even Zeus wants to challenge her. And she comes and goes through the underworld without needing to care what Hades thinks. She out ranks him.

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Welcome to hell, enjoy your stay.

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>>13928622
>What would Mima even be doing on the moon?
Ghosts are pure being

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>>13929147
>What is wrong with all the non-virgin 2hus lately?
Chinese and Greek legends don't have many virgin females, anon.

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Do we have themes yet?

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>>13929160
And it is because most of those legendary females are only noted because they are somebody's lover. That's just the way it goes.

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>>13929155
That's Makai, dude.

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>>13928588
So they show how advanced they are by dressing like a Hot Topic reject?

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>>13929198
yes

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>>13929160

VESTA IS A PURE MAIDEN

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So, Shikieiki is no longer the highest figure of authority in Hell?

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>>13929216
She never was in the first place, the fuck?

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>>13929198
>So they show how advanced they are by dressing like a Hot Topic reject?
Hecate has power over boundaries. She is basically a Greek Yukari Yakumo, only even more divine.

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in 2015 Zun himself has created a 2hu I actually want to fuck without any other artists being involved in any way.

This is a moment in history

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>>13929162
stage 4 boss theme is "To Reverse the Wheel of Fortune"
stage 5 boss theme is "The Star-Spangled Pierrot"
final boss theme is "Pure Furies ~ Whereabouts of the Heart"
extra boss theme is "Razor of One Thousand Edges ~ Demented Darkness"
I don't know the stage themes, sorry.

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>>13929216
>So, Shikieiki is no longer the highest figure of authority in Hell?
She wasn't even the only authority, she was HIRED to run the specific Gensokyo branch of hell. She isn't even that old.

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>>13929227
Thank you, anon

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>>13928657
This is Kaneko level of awesoneness.

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So Yukari confirmed for weak as fuck?

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>>13929220
>basically a Greek Yukari Yakumo
so, Lafcadio Hearn?

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Did the janitors banish 2hu from /v/ again?
There were threads up for hours but not anymore.

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>>13927581
Why the fuck is ZUN using Greek myth for Japanese?

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>>13929228
Running something as tiny as Gensokyo must make her the least significant yama there is.

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>>13929241
Because Greek Myth is an indirect inspiration for some of that good Buddhist Gods

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>>13929227
>>extra boss theme is "Razor of One Thousand Edges ~ Demented Darkness"
Are you fucking with me?

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>>13929234
maybe she's like the Slannesh of the chaos gods (weakest, but like closest to us as a result)

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Clownpiece
Race: Fairy
Power: To drive people insane
A subordinate of Hecatia. Fairies generally live in places. Naturally, Hell is no exception. However, the Lunar Capital rejects both life and death and excludes fairies. There aren't many fairies nearby. She was ordered by Hecatia to take a bunch of fairies to the Sea of Tranquility. Along with her companies, they were converting the Sea into fairy territory. Then they were awakened by Junko's power. She was a being of pure lifeforce.
She told them: "As long as you're here, the Lunarians can't lay a hand on us. As long as none of them are willing to purposefully approach impurity, they'll stay confined." And then they played a lot. The surface of the moon is a desolate place, but compared to Hell it's quite beautiful, so they considered it a fun world. The fairies made merry.
After a long time without a hint of activity from the Lunar Capital, a lone human came flying out of it. They had been told "If anyone comes from the capital, do whatever you like", so they were in the highest of spirits."
TL:DR Clownpiece is a generic fairy from hell who's being used as a pawn to spread impurity on the moon.

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>>13929256
I wouldn't mind this reuse of power sets if the first character who could drive people insane wasn't one of the main playable characters here.

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>>13929250
ZUN is trying to make me hate her, right?

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>>13929256
Explain the America then.

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>>13929265
New Hell seems to be pretty fucking modernized, maybe she just likes Americans.

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>>13929256
>A subordinate of Hecatia
Ah fuck. So we'll see a lot of worst newhu x best newhu fanart. Fucking Hecatia.

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>>13929265
it's just a joke reference that America is polluting the moon (probably by going there and thus invalidating all the myths about the moon).

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>>13929256
So Hell is America. Fuck you too, ZUN.

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>>13929256
why does she wear the flag

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>>13929265
>Americanized
>generic

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>>13929269
Considering Americans like to raise hell
I can see this

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>>13929265
she found a flag and used it as a symbol for polluting the once pure moon

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>>13929265
She was born in the USA

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>>13929265
The hell fairies and her, met Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and had one big party on the moon

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>>13929270

Its gonna be 3some with Junko

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>>13929302
If Neil came back and told everyone he met colorful fairies up there. Would you believe them?

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>>13929322
what the classified documents never released to the public

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>>13929322
I'd take the president hostage and demand to be sent to the moon. Once I'm up there I'll let him return to earth while I stay on the moon.

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>>13929265
Sea of Tranquility is where Americans landed

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>>13929216
There are a shitload of Hells, and Shiki Eiki is only the "manager"of the Gensokyan branch.

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>>13929346
It should be renamed "the Sea of Radical"

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>>13929250
It kinda makes sense because she is Hecate and Hecate is edgy as fuck.

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>>13929265
She's a fairy from hell, anon. Hell. A.K.A America.

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Stage 6 Boss (The Nameless Existence)
Pure Fox
Junko

race: Deity
Ability: Power of purification

A persona of the hatred of lunarians
herself also a deity purified from hatred
hence she has no need for personal identity

she has an intense hatred towards the lunarian Chang'e
details will be mentioned during the ending of this game, so not much to say here.
she is pretty much one that have her hatred tempered by sages on every occasion she attacks the lunarian capital
Chang'e husband killed her son, this was the root of her hatred, but this hatred has been purified long ago
she just simply lost control

her reason of her existence is known by few lunarians
as lunarians has no fear of enemies in their lives
whether chang'e knows about Junko's existence is even in doubt, even though by right she should not be ignorant of it.

although chang'e is not present in this game, she is the goddess of the moon who is captured in the lunarian capital
she is an ardent supporter of the lunarian rabbits, and possesses powerful energies, but will not appear in the outside world or public.
she is one of the culprits who drank the Hourai elixir

So Junko is literally a chaos god formed from the Lunarian's hatred?

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For a fairy, Clownpiece is pretty tall

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>>13929265
Americans conquered hell like in that one long web story.

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>>13929408
lol wut

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>>13929408
The bigger the fairy, the more powerful and notable.

American status gives a +big bonus.

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>>13929411
Can you post a link to it?

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>>13929420
It's the Salvation War, I think from his description

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>>13929420
It's called The Salvation War.

It's fairly notable. Hell opens a portal to conquer modern Earth. Utterly fails against the strength of modern technology and weapons.

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>>13929426
>>13929428

Thank you, anon's

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>>13929227
>>13929250
>>13929261
It's actually "Pandemonic Planet".

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>>13927581
I didn't notice before, but she actually has what appears to be cleavage.

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>>13929400
What's Hecatia's story then?

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>>13929597

Hecatia Lapuslazuli
Race: God
Power: To have three bodies
A mysterious god who governs the Hell of the moon, the Earth, and the spirit world. She has a body in each of the worlds simultaneously, and therefore can freely travel between them. Moreover, Hell exists in the moon, the Earth, and the spirit world because it exists in the core that is her soul. She's a troublesome god who never attacks her enemies directly. Incidentally, the Dream World corresponds with the Spirit World.
She also has a grudge against Chang'e. For whatever reason, Chang'e's husband shot down the sun (Apollo). Fundamentally, Hell cannot exist without the sun. Without a strong source of light, the shadows weaken. That said, her grudge against Chang'e mostly stems from Junko's influence.
Junko's plan this time around required fairies she could manipulate, as well as someone who could freely visit the Dream World. Hecatia was the perfect fit. She hit it off with Junko immediately. She already had a belligerent personality, and she probably sympathized with her too. She let Junko use her subordinate Clownpiece however she wished.
The Lunarians fled to the Dream World. Hecatia made sure that their fake Lunar Capital would be surrounded by lifeforce too. With this, the Lunarians were completely suppressed. All that was left was to wait for Junko's attack, but instead she ended up receiving news of her defeat. Apparently the Lunarians had managed to come up with any even more clever scheme. The human who had been purified of death.
They had used the "Blue Gem Human" strategy.

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>>13929635
Worst girl worst theme worst design apparently is on the upper apex of the powerlevel pyramid. Fucking perfect.

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>>13929635
youkai not fairies

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>>13929635
What about Kishin? She seems pretty left out

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>>13929683

Kishin Sagume
Race: Lunarian
Ability: To make anything she says come out backwards.
A Lunarian. She holds an important post, but rarely shows her face. While she's classified as a divine spirit, her nature is somewhere between a god, an oni, and a ghost. She seems taciturn, but that's because of her power. Whenever she says something (particularly something in regards to the person she's talking to), the opposite of what she says starts to happen. She's similar to an amanojaku, but as a divine spirit is a superior being.
While an amanojaku merely speaks against everything, when Sagume speaks the world itself moves against her. If one is trying to accomplish something, it will completely fail, and if something bad is happening, it will find some way to stop it. This doesn't always go in her favor. Truly, her mouth invites calamity.
In order to defend against Junko's attack and the encroaching impurity, the Lunar sages froze the Capital. At the same time, the residents of the Lunar Capital took refuge in the Dream World. In the Dream World's Capital, everyone just thought it was the Lunar Capital as usual. No one doubted that it was real. However, they wouldn't be able to stay there forever. A long dream can wear away at one's heart. As such, the Sages of the Moon came up with a back-up plan: the "Lunar Capital Relocation Project". This involved purifying Gensokyo and building a new Capital there. Purification is the removal of both life and death. In other words, everything in Gensokyo would die.

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>>13929695

However, this would be no easy task. They would be up against all of Gensokyo's youkai. So she came up with a plan to spread urban legends in Gensokyo. Using her power, she created the secret Power Stones. The Power Stones held the power to change the world with but words. They had the terrifying power to make gossip (urban legends) into reality. Her plan was to wait for a famous urban legend to spread and become real.
That urban legend was the "Moon Landing Conspiracy Theory". That "NASA was hiding the truth about what they saw on the moon." In other words, that NASA was hiding information about a secret civilization on the moon, the Lunar Civilization. In this fashion, the entire Lunar Capital would materialize in Gensokyo.
...Of course, this was all just insurance. She wasn't seriously planning to enact it, and no one really wanted to move the capital in the first place. If possible, they would return to the moon. That said, they didn't have any other countermeasures in mind to fight back against Junko's assault.

That's when a human from Gensokyo showed up. While she didn't think it was possible for Doremy to have let one slip through, she decided to test them out and determined that they were strong. She would bet on this human.
"If I tell the truth, the situation centered on this human will reverse. While it may doom theRelocation Project to failure, it could also do the same for Junko's plans. Call it even."
Afterward, the Lunar Capital would have to help the human out from what they'd ended up in...

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>>13929635
Jesus Christ, that portfolio makes Shiki look like a insect in comparison. Can you translate the one for Sephiroth too?

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>>13929635
>Incidentally, the Dream World corresponds with the Spirit World.
...Dreamsleeve confirmed?
>...when Sagume speaks the world itself moves against her. If one is trying to accomplish something, it will completely fail, and if something bad is happening, it will find some way to stop it. This doesn't always go in her favor. Truly, her mouth invites calamity.
Couldn't she have ended all these shenanigans by saying "Well surely whoever is invading the Moon will succeed."?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929695
>>13929704
Moonbitches being bitches as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

Kind of disappointing that Kishin isn't a member of the Moon invaders team. They are one of the smallest factions with just three members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929714
it was something about her being both a Seija and a Kanako at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929744
Yes, 2 Uber goddesses who are arguably stronger than fucking Eiki and American Space Hell Fairy Clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929744

Their power makes up for it. Kinda like Yakumo gang.

[Anonymous No.]

She's fucking hot, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Zun nerf the life gains in legacy? Can you still get like 50 lives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929242
Probably not the least significant, but I get the feeling that Gensokyo is where they send the overzealous or fuckup Yamas since Gensokyo is both isolated and there are a lot of supernatural beings trying to pull a fast one over the judges.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is point device mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929761
>stronger than Eiki
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929227
>Razor of One Thousand Edges ~ Demented Darkness

Goddammit ZUN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929832
See>>13929635

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929635
Everything we learn about this character makes here awful design even more terrible.
Was this on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929826
>What the fuck is point device mode?
Get Gud mode. You have infinite continues, have only one life, BUT your bombs don't refill after dying. So in theory you can keep playing until you finish, but if you run out of bombs you would be forced to beat all the spell cards the hard way or be stuck at the same boss for an eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929854
I like this idea, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927738
I think ZUN wasn't sober while drawing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929832

She is the supreme god of Hell. 3 Hells actually.

Yes, she's way above Shiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929832
>Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
We are talking about ZUN's interpretation of Hecate, a goddess so powerful that she gets a share of every offering any worshipper offer to the Greek gods. A Goddess who pre-dates Zeus, who freely come and go to Hell without needing to say hello to Hades, is master of time and space, source of all wisdom and magic, and any other number of crazy Mary Sue powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927601
FAKE

[Anonymous No.]

I am glad ZUN decided to go off the wall this time with his designs. DDC was too safe..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929695
>>13929704
I guess she is a representation of the Chinese saying "crow mouth"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929408
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929900
Any stronger than Yukari? Eiki herself may be some sort of a Buddha since she was once a Jizou, and Jizou are also Buddhas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927581
>Moon
>Earth
>Earth full of malice
Hrm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927958
He said before that his wife is COMPLETELY uninvolved in his game-making process and actually has no idea what goes into his games until they're done and public.

[Alice No.]

>>13929695
>Ability: To make anything she says come out backwards.
wow...
intimidating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930012
Potential reality-warper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929971
>>Earth full of malice
That's actually just the dream realm.

[Anonymous No.]

-silly hat
-choker
-venom t-shirt
-likes to play with balls

I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930012
That sucks though. She could say "today's going to be a great day" and then it'll turn out to be shit, or "everyone looks so alive today!" and then everyone dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930019
She is a reality warper, everything in ULIL is her doing. If Reimu didn't crash it, Lunarians would be dancing on Gensokyo's corpse by the time 15 comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929960
>Any stronger than Yukari? Eiki herself may be some sort of a Buddha since she was once a Jizou, and Jizou are also Buddhas.
She has Yukari's power over the boundary of life and death, yes. Her symbol is the Key because nothing can stop her. She predates Zeus and when Zeus became the head deity he gave her the torch welding crazy people as a gift, because she helped him in the war against the Titans.

She is basically a really old deity who stayed around after the young Greek Gods showed up, and they let her do what she likes because they can't beat her.

There are claims that she is the origin of Magic itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930040
Oh god, it's like Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan....God Super Saiyan.

New fanon boss fight, let's see how we can beat HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929960
She was once a Jizou statue, not Jizou himself, so no, she's not even close to a Buddha.

Being a Yama is pretty powerful already. Also, she's supposed to judge people to determine where they will go after death: Hell, Heaven, Netherworld, Reincarnation, or any other afterlife realm. She's not strictly a part of Hell herself.

I'd say she would be close to equal to Hecate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930049
>Oh god, it's like Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan....God Super Saiyan.
Which makes a great contrst with Junko, who appear to be very weak power wise, but is clever like Batman and made herself just as dangerous as the mary sues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930059

I think Junko is pretty powerful herself, since she can literally terraform the surface of the Moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930077
>I think Junko is pretty powerful herself, since she can literally terraform the surface of the Moon.
She didn't do that directly through her powers. The Moon people need to live in a place with no life or death. Junko merely borrowed Hecate's minions and put them on the Moon, and their very presence was enough to generate life to the point that the Moon people had to GTFO. All signs point to Junko being the mastermind while Hecate supplied the manpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930056
A Yama would be a kind of Buddha too, a Dharmapala.

[Anonymous No.]

So basically everything was the Lunarians fault again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930049
If Hecate was really that powerful then why didn't she go after Houyi herself after he killed her sons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930175
but he was already murdered

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930175
You're getting Hecate mixed up with Junko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930189
No, Hecate has some grudge against Houyi and Chang'e as well.

But that brings a rather interesting twist, what if the three-legged crow Utsuho ate was one of Hecate's sons?

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga we greek myth now?

I guess Minerva is just 2mainstream4ZUN, gotta go with old ass deity like Hecate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927581
I want to turn her around and bust her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930170
>So basically everything was the Lunarians fault again?
Well to be honest what else were you suppose to do, when there are ten suns in the sky at once and the land is burning? They had to kill nine of the sun crows or there wouldn't be an Earth left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930210
ehm... Houyi is not a Lunarian.

And he really didn't have to kill 9 of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930206
Minerva is Roman you doof.

You're thinking Athena.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930040
Does ZUN even know about hesiod's fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

Dropping Clownpiece's theme

http://youtu.be/Jbwo6tWPanQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930215
>ehm... Houyi is not a Lunarian.
His wife is. At least, she moved to the moon after he did his deed with the crows. And since he is long dead as he failed to obtain immortality, the grudge is transferred to his wife.

... Funny enough, even the characters are aware that the grudge is a little ridiculous. After the stalemate war Junko and Hecate are basically ready to call it quits, because they are declaring war over something that really lost all meaning after all these years. So after the player beat the two of them in EX they agree to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930278
Note that when I say "beat", I mean "neither of them had a scratch on them at the end and they clearly didn't care about the outcome at all."
They ARE gods, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930288
NO GODS, NO KINGS. ONLY WAIFUS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930056
I think if the problem calls for it, Eirin would be able to fight Hecate off.

[Anonymous No.]

Houyi did it for the good of mankind.

One sun is bad enough, let alone 2 to 10 suns.

Our good bunny beats the crap of everything anyway.

LUNAR RABBIT STRONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930319
Houyi kill 9 of them, while the last one was eaten by a certain Hell Crow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930307
Houyi used a bow, Eirin also used a bow.

Coincidence, I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930323
The last one should be the one still shining right now, so that's a change in comparison to the myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930323
I'd like it if Houyi left 2 suns alive instead, but one of them got eaten, and the one remaining is still up in the sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930307

With her own power? Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930333
Eirin can make drug to make her invincible, and that's her power so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930331
>The last one should be the one still shining right now, so that's a change in comparison to the myth.
I thought what was eaten was a corpse of the sun? So it could just be that one of the sun's bodies was never recovered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930338
This is mixing jap myth, chink myth and greek myth so there's bound to be surprises.

[Anonymous No.]

Lapislazuli is the nickname of this incarnation of Hecatia.
She has three bodies, each one using a different gemstone.
Hecatia Lapislazuli, the Blue Gem, is Earth's incarnation.
Hecatia Garnet, the Red Gem, is the Spirit World's incarnation.
Hecatia Peridot, the Green Gem, is Moon's incarnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930333
>>13930337
I'm pretty sure Eirin's "power" is not just limited to making drugs and shit, she's probably capable of much much more. Otherwise she wouldn't have been "instrumental" in the founding of the Lunar Capital.

If you want to argue I can say the same thing about Hecate's power too. I mean, the power to split her body in three sounds pretty damn weak but of course we know she could do much more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930390
Why is everybody saying that Hecatia is the most powerful being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930396
Then name someone who can beat her, smartass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930396
>Why is everybody saying that Hecatia is the most powerful being?
Because the original legend she is based on Hecate, is an ancient mary sue deity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401
er miss "hax" reimu? "le masta spark" marisa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401
Daijuuji Kurou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401
I have never heard a tale of Hecate getting beaten, but that's because she's super obscure.

The famous Medea (first wife of Jason) worshiped her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401
Flandre, Yukari, Thalia of Thraben, Nicol Bolas, Indrick Boreale, XJ-9 "Jenny", Rare Akuma and the combine might of neckbeard atheism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930414
>tfw the demonbane sequel will never be translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401
Lamdadelta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930405
Oh so they're just pulling stuff from outer sources instead of using the actual canon. People keep forgetting that Touhou characters aren't literally the myths they're based on, they're just adaptations.

But I guess people here always love to exaggerate everything.

>>13930401
Reimu, Marisa, Sanae and Reisen :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930420
>The famous Medea (first wife of Jason) worshiped her.
Well of course, that's because Hecate is the patron Goddess of Witches and perhaps, ALL magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930405
It's based on. This Hecate, while indeed strong, just "governs" the 3 Hells like a bigshot politician, not the be all and end all like, say, a king/queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930426
God more crossboarder.

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930426
feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930437
Myself :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930426
for u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930436
>It's based on. This Hecate, while indeed strong, just "governs" the 3 Hells like a bigshot politician, not the be all and end all like, say, a king/queen.
It is impossible to find out her full power in the confines of the game because she was clearly not fully tested. After beating her, like most other touhou deity opponents, she showed no sign of injury. It was all a game to her. We can't say what is her power level but she is clearly very high up. There aren't actually that many actual gods in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930436
I bet even Shikieiki can beat her. Shikieiki is some sort of a Buddha as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930443
Ah, more trash blows into /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401
Featherine Augustus Aurora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930451
>implying I haven't been on this trashpit for the past 5 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930453
Whom are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930455
u bb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930455
see >>13930452

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930455
Me! Obviously! It's hard to be distinguished when we're all anons.

[Anonymous No.]

The quality on this board has diminished considerably

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930475
The drought will end soon and soon /jp/ will go back to slumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930358
She must have thought ruby, sapphire, and emerald were too mainstream (or didn't want to rip off Pokemon).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930511
>red, blue and green
>not pokemon versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13928797
Holy shit the amount of fedoras in that comment section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930530
>Simulated cannibalism and belief in magic during our greatest scientific achievement...sigh
This is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930530
Imagine if the combined deluded belief coalesced into a fedora loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930543
This is my goal. A cute fedora loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930543
Deluded as in atheist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930421
Rare Akuma lost to Darkness Donald, so not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930551
Let's start characterization.

>>13930552
Well, given the context, obviously.

>>13930553
I saw that one, dreams are crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930530
They are pretty salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929408
I'm fairly sure it's a bad idea to base character height/size off of ZUN's sprites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930414

Why are you posting Al's fucktoy like if he was important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930621
He is important you little hecking kusofigfogfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so I think I understand everything except Junko.

Is she a personification of collective hatred or an actual person with a singular grudge? Her bio is confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930960
>Okay so I think I understand everything except Junko.
>Is she a personification of collective hatred or an actual person with a singular grudge? Her bio is confusing.
She is two different myths combined. The mother of the ten suns, and a human concubine who went on a revenge scheme against the king who forced her to marry him. Both legends hate the same guy.

Her divinity came from being the mother of the ten suns. Her scheming skills and mastermind capability came from the Junko human woman she is named after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930995

This person being Chang'e's husband and the one who shot down the suns, correct?

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929635
Steven Universe did edgy lapis lazuli better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929635
>To have three bodies
WHERE ARE THE HENTAI

[Anonymous No.]

So, who are the lolis and hags this time around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931027
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930995
So, Houyi is some NTRing douche or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw ULIL and LOLK was Houyi's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw pichuun hasn't been replaced by http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QdKURELQ1c yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931075
>So, Houyi is some NTRing douche or what?
He may or may not be a bad king, there are conflicting interpretations. However it is not strictly his fault that his wife ended up on the moon and he could never see her again. I think he never officially divorced her but he still has needs. So in one legend he got himself Junko as his concubine using his king authority. Junko is unhappy about it, and ended up picked someone in his royal court as her lover, and proceeded to completely screw Houyi over over a long period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931100
So Chang'E's to blame. What a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401

[Anonymous No.]

>>13928927
Do you have an English link to her story? All I'm seeing is Rabbit Girl and Bastard Guy's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931108
>So Chang'E's to blame. What a whore.
There is no canon with legends this old. In one version of the story both she and her husband were good people,and she ate the medicine to stop an attacker from taking it from her. In another she was a bitch and her husband was good. And finally in another her husband was being a bad king and she decided to take all the elixir to prevent her husband from ruling the kingdom forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927581
She looks ridiculous but at the same time I find the design to be oddly likable, can't quite put my finger on it.

[None !u.ddykRmDU No.]

>>13930401
Mahdikk.
He can beat anyone.

>>13931123
>And finally in another her husband was being a bad king and she decided to take all the elixir to prevent her husband from ruling the kingdom forever
That's the one I'm familiar with. Through he was an emperor instead of a king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927581

This design is ridiculous in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927581
I want to turn her around and bang her ass until she can't walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931041
Loli:
-Clownpiece
Inbetweeners:
-Seiran
-Ringo
-Doremy
Hipster 18 year old:
-Extra boss
Hag:
-Stage 4 boss
-Junko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929270
I'm perfectly fine with that anon

[Anonymous No.]

She looks like a light S&M enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh, so why do Sagume's spellcards involve those yin-yang generic enemies? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931204
And that's wrong because...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931269
They fit her theme, go read her description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931191
Hectia is a widow, anon.
She's milf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931399
Hecatia has three bodies. Presumably they're a child, a young woman and a crone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931198
>Hasn't even been a day.
Jesus people are quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13932065
>new art will be shitty since artist will just take a sneak peak at the girls and then draw thzm, forgetting many details

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927581
There's something nice about her, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13930401
Demonbane

[Anonymous No.]

I think Hecate just went goth in order to blend into society and got drafted by Junko before she could change into something else.

>These people are suspicious of those standing out, it's important you dress amongst the crowd.
>But why does it have to make me look like a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13927581
>That sexy leg pose though
Zun keeps getting lewder and lewder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935989
so there will be more chibi ZUN's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929986
Lies and slander.

He actually said his wife is helping him code now, stop lying.

[Anonymous No.]

She's fucking hot.
My favorite newhue!

[Anonymous No.]

She's pretty fucking huge, almost as tall as 7 earths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13937357
>planetary giantess when?
Well, she is a goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931277
How so? Her ability is about making the world act against what she says. Unless those yin-yang orbs are supposed to be stones like the ones she created for ULiL (în which case, using those sprites sounds pretty lazy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929635
>Hell exists in the moon, the Earth, and the spirit world because it exists in the core that is her soul.
Hell is literally this bitch's Reality Marble

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931191
Junko isn't a hag niggers.

She drank Hourai Elixir to the point she reversed aging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13931191
Clownpiece is definitely not a loli, she's significantly taller than all 4 of the girls, probably even taller than Komachi or Yuugi.

>>13937152
You're the lying one here. Shit would have looked far less ridiculous and we wouldn't have even gotten the goddess of Hot Topic if she was involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13929986
Please don't spread misinformation. She helps him with making the games since IN, she's even in the credits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939772
are you retarded? fuck off