Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:42:01 2015 No.13923916 [Reply] [Original]

You are all weak! You are all bleeders!

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>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:43:16 2015 No.13923931 File: 145 KB, 250x360, shark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for sharks a best

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:43:33 2015 No.13923933 Those legs really dos seem like they would be good for hugging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:44:06 2015 No.13923938 File: 374 KB, 2248x919, Either one, you must take.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Blue Wock or the Red Wock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:44:06 2015 No.13923939 >You are all bleeders! Should've been "You are all breeders!", disappointed in you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:44:06 2015 No.13923940 File: 421 KB, 1000x1500, jinko winking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jinkos are olev

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:44:24 2015 No.13923948 >>13923916 A Beetle would look rad with a bunch of tribal tattoos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:44:30 2015 No.13923949 >>13923938 Neither!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:44:54 2015 No.13923954 >>13923931 Sharks a shit. Bop them on the nose and rape them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:45:00 2015 No.13923959 File: 440 KB, 707x1000, 1404765077691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feline are love.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:45:27 2015 No.13923962

>>13923916
>>13921378
>Get shared by a Squad-Harem of Soldier Beetles
>All of them dueling each other frequently for who gets first dibs on drinking your tasty "Nectar"
>The losers all pouting adorably while the winner blows their husband
I'm not normally one for harems, but my goodness that sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:45:27 2015 No.13923963 Maids are olev. >>13923916 Still hasn't been translated yet, has it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:45:29 2015 No.13923965 >>13923954 What kind of aquatic species do you like then, anon?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:45:53 2015 No.13923970 >>13923940 >eyepatch Neat, although as a nitpick her lower arms look kinda tiny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:46:05 2015 No.13923973 >>13923931 I want to motorboat a shark girl's tits!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:46:36 2015 No.13923976 File: 336 KB, 853x475, oh crap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13923939

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:46:55 2015 No.13923981 >>13923968 She looks way better with the tauric lower body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:47:28 2015 No.13923985 >>13923973 I want to speedboat a Mermaid's tits!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:48:02 2015 No.13923990 >>13923968 Are those fingers on her right pincer? Does she have monster claws or hands holding monster-like weapons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:48:06 2015 No.13923991 >>13923938 I told you already! Give my my purple wock!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:48:33 2015 No.13923994 >>13923916 I want to be stuck between a Beetle and an Ushi-oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:50:41 2015 No.13924013 >>13923940 I like the way she's Standing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:51:15 2015 No.13924019 File: 249 KB, 700x655, 1436756142539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13923940

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:51:40 2015 No.13924021

>>13923990
I know, right? It's confusing.

And running KC's blog post through GT seems to indicate that they hold their weapons, AND that they're part of their body...and that they can somehow stow during sexy times.

But that's GT. Which is nigh always confusing shite. Hopefully a proper translation of the post will be less confusing. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:52:19 2015 No.13924026 Reminder that there is absolutely nothing wrong with dom Kobolds. Nothing at all.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:52:44 2015 No.13924029
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>>13924013
On the edge
>>13924019
>Jinko attending the funeral of her lost comrades
>rubbing their ashes all over her face
>We'll mine diamonds from their ashes
>Carry them into battle with us

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:53:05 2015 No.13924032 >>13924026 I can't see it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:53:06 2015 No.13924033 >>13923931 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:53:16 2015 No.13924034 >>13924026 Still trying, huh. Come on, friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:53:37 2015 No.13924036 >>13924021 Would that mean they grow their own weaponry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:53:46 2015 No.13924038 >>13924026 What would a Dombold even do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:54:40 2015 No.13924045 >>13924036 Maybe...? Perhaps the profile will clarify.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:54:42 2015 No.13924046 >>13924026 I just not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:55:01 2015 No.13924050 >>13924034 What's there to try? Almost everyone in this thread loves the idea of a dom Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:55:38 2015 No.13924054 >>13924038 You know those huge dogs that act really affectionate? Yeah like that, they're more cuddledom than femdom really. Really they dom without realizing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:56:00 2015 No.13924056 >>13924050 Yeah, yeah. Like before, just sit back and relax with us, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:56:51 2015 No.13924060 File: 25 KB, 483x432, 1434689755275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924050 yes you are talking on behalf of everyone in this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:58:55 2015 No.13924072 >>13924060 I haven't seen anyone try and argue against the idea of dom Kobolds, I've only seen anons agreeing with it saying the idea sounds wonderful.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:58:56 2015 No.13924073
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>>13924045
I'm willing to bet that some Beetle communities buddy it up with Dorfs just so they gain the benefit of having rockin' magitek armor (they may not need additional armor though) and weaponry.

Even better if it's modular with hard point attachments and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:02:43 2015 No.13924094 >>13924026 Whatever you want, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:05:13 2015 No.13924109 File: 184 KB, 900x675, 1423628218718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >your lair will never be assaulted by sexy paladins

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:06:14 2015 No.13924114 >>13924073 That does sound pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:07:05 2015 No.13924120 >>13924109 You mean the male or female sexy paladin divisions?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:11:15 2015 No.13924140 >>13924114 Indeed, now if only they had some propulsion based attachments that gave them the mobility of Metabee...

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:14:49 2015 No.13924156

>>13924140
I feel the need to state that the sound of Metabee's joints creaking when he first woke up is one of the sexiest things I have ever heard.

But anyway, didn't that post full of possible translation details last thread say that there are winged variants of Soldier Beetles? That could help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:16:24 2015 No.13924166 >>13924156 >didn't that post full of possible translation details last thread say that there are winged variants of Soldier Beetles? Yep, among other. But the only art we usually get of most MGE girls is typically 1/1 based off the profile art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:19:00 2015 No.13924182 >>13924166 People can say what they like about Fizzshire but at least it differs from the base design a little. Hell even KC's own books don't stick to the profile designs yet we still don't get much creative fan art.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:21:07 2015 No.13924192
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"Once upon a time there was a young man who was handsome, smart, and kind. Because of this he was loved in his town. One person over him more then anyone, a crow tengu, the cutest and most intelligent of the harpies. But an wicked human woman wanted the man herself, and told lies about the sweet tengu to make him call for her. Upon hearing what the vile boymaker was planning, the tengu attacked the woman and flew away with the man. After hours of lovemaking, he knew he loved her and they married and had adorable chicks and lived happily ever after."

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:22:26 2015 No.13924200 >>13924192 >if I keep forcing my shitty waifu at the start of every thread, maybe people will like her...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:23:13 2015 No.13924205 >>13924192 10/10, what a very compelling and though provoking story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:24:11 2015 No.13924215 >>13924192 I'm going to assume those typos are not because of your lack of intelligence but because of your BIG STUPID FEATHER-LIMBS, Mrs. Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:24:38 2015 No.13924217 >>13924200 >shitty But that's wrong.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:24:48 2015 No.13924218

>Be that guy who joined the Paladins ready to fight off the evils of the Monster Girl hordes.
>You trained everyday, ran, did push-ups, sit-ups, squats, swam just prepare yourself for PBT.
>You successfully complete PBT and become a Squire, and posted in a small town with three other Squires and one Paladin leader.
>One day when your going down to the river to get some water you notice a group of for orc monster girls picking on a young defenseless village boy.
>You knew to run back to the village and get help to take them on, but if you did that young boy would be traumatized by the time help arrives.
>Forgetting help you decide to rush in, but as you did you tripped and went tumbling down until you landed in front of the group of orcs.
>The orc girls noticed your physical physique compared to young people they were fooling with and they decided to take you instead.
>The young boy runs off as the orcs begin to hold you down and undress you. You yell to the boy to tell him to remember you as a hero and champion of the squires within the paladin organization.
>One orc girl puts her hand over your mouth and saying you talk too much, and tells you to look at the sky as things happen.
>You let out muffle screams as pants and boxers begin to slide off.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:26:01 2015 No.13924227

>>13924109
>Make a deal with a Lilim
>The two of you will design and build a dungeon, while you disseminate rumors of treasure and demons within
>When regular adventurers arrive, they're easily dispatched, their memories wiped, and dumped just outside of remote villages
>Eventually paladins heed the call, this is when your plan goes into action
>You pose as a prisoner near the start of the dungeon
>They free you, and you thank them and inform them that you live in the nearest village and can make it back on your own
>In reality, you run towards the entrance until you're out of sight, then return and trail them
>Unaware, they go to confront what they think is a mid level demon at best, only to find a Lilim waiting for them
>While they're hesitating, you seal the door, leaving them trapped with you and the Lilim
>She easily defeats them, and the two of you divide the spoils
>She takes the man of her choice, and leaves the rest for her underlings
>Meanwhile, you get the women
>Some are monsterized right there, but two are left human for boymaking purposes
>Your business done, you and the Lilim shake hands and go your separate ways

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:26:38 2015 No.13924228 >>13924217 >being wrong Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:28:19 2015 No.13924240 >>13924228 It's been proven that tengus are great waifus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:28:51 2015 No.13924244 >>13923959 Am I the only one who thinks of mikasa from AoT when they see this cat? Shut up, not like I've seen the series, but one need not do that to enjoy the porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:29:36 2015 No.13924249 >>13924240 >proven By whom, Mr. Wikipedia editor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:29:53 2015 No.13924253 >>13924218 Aren't P'Orcs low-tier monstergirls?

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:30:14 2015 No.13924257
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Full on head-pleasure with a kejourou is the very definition of perfection.

Imagine it. Ear nibbling, gentle humming and breath play, nuzzling and eskimo kisses, brushing each others' hair with a soft-bristled brush, massaging each others' temples and running your fingers through metre-long strands of silky hair, sleek and flowing like liquid. Then feeling her shiver and relax against you, eyes closing when you splay each fingertip firmly atop her head, scritching and scratching, rubbing in and out, up and down until you feel her tense up against you, then relax again, slumping into you.
You could lie down atop her and rub your face against hers, filling your mind with her scent and falling asleep as you're cocooned in with her, tendrils of hair slowly entwining around both of your limbs until you look like a mummified black mass from the outside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:31:06 2015 No.13924262 >>13924249 There was a strawpoll they won, and I also made a list about all their good points.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:32:03 2015 No.13924267 >>13924192 I going to punch every fucking crow tengu I see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:32:27 2015 No.13924271 >>13924267 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:33:37 2015 No.13924275 >>13924200 >calling tengus shitty I hardly care for them, but they're far from being shitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:33:42 2015 No.13924276 >>13924227 How unsightly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:34:00 2015 No.13924277 File: 152 KB, 322x570, 1429312547756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924262 >poll >I also made a list

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:34:02 2015 No.13924278 >>13924257 That does sound really nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:34:31 2015 No.13924281 >>13924257 Yeah, they're pretty great, anon. Not as good as Scylla, however.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:34:38 2015 No.13924283 >>13924244 You're not alone, her design is literally the only good thing about that series. Mikasa would make a fine Jinko though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:34:43 2015 No.13924284 >>13924253 He obviously wanted to be raped like a pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:35:55 2015 No.13924291 I kinda wanna see some female P'Orcs

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:36:37 2015 No.13924294 >>13924291 As opposed to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:36:40 2015 No.13924295 >>13924277 It's facts you dweeb. Crow tengus are good and you should admit it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:37:01 2015 No.13924299 >>13924283 New questionnaire time! What monster do you think the main female character of the last anime you watched would be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:37:35 2015 No.13924301 File: 140 KB, 404x600, MGE Orc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924291 ???

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:38:05 2015 No.13924304 >>13924283 Krista is really cute too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:38:43 2015 No.13924307 >>13924301 Maybe he just hasn't made the connection between pork and p'orc. Bless his heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:38:55 2015 No.13924309 File: 243 KB, 450x600, Crispy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924291 Have some bacon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:38:57 2015 No.13924310 >>13924295 >>13924262 You can prove literally anything by conducting a strawpoll in a certain place. For example: http://strawpoll.me/5204527

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:38:57 2015 No.13924311 File: 199 KB, 530x477, Pondering Bones.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924294 Robot p'orcs. >>13924299 >Last watched Monster Musume Hmmm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:38:58 2015 No.13924312 >>13924295 [Grinning intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:39:36 2015 No.13924316 File: 187 KB, 337x852, 1439501976178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924299 A lamia. :^) Okay, but seriously, Aki Izayoi from 5Ds is definitely an Alraune.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:39:48 2015 No.13924317 >>13924304 And Hange. Or Hanji. Or however the hell you spell her name. Y'know, the cute science officer with the goggles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:40:15 2015 No.13924319 >>13924299 >actually watching anime

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:41:21 2015 No.13924328 >>13924299 Shirayuki is already an angel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:42:29 2015 No.13924335 >>13924311 They want to play with Young Knights.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:44:19 2015 No.13924351 >>13924311 >>13924316 >>13924328 OK, the last main female character who's not already a monster girl, you smartasses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:44:25 2015 No.13924352 >>13924317 Sasha too, sad doujin artists seem to hate her. Tags: Guro, torture, with cannibalism thrown in. Why do people like this exist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:46:16 2015 No.13924358 >>13924299 >NGNL Witch I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:46:29 2015 No.13924360 >>13924299 Yuki from Gakkou Gurashi, probably an alice given her body type and how she denies everything that's happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:47:23 2015 No.13924364 >>13924351 Already mentioned Aki. Beyond that is JoJo, and I don't remember a lot of female characters in Part 3. That Empress girl might be an Apsara, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:49:22 2015 No.13924367 >>13924299 >Black Lagoon Probably a Hellhound. Fierce, bad tempered, and almost impossible to take down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:50:12 2015 No.13924371 >>13924299 >Ore Monogatari Probably a Kobold or a Mouse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:51:14 2015 No.13924374 >>13924351 You act as if angel has never been used to describe a woman.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:51:44 2015 No.13924378

>>13924351
Besides EMG, the last anime thing I watched was the Bebop movie. I suppose Electra would be some strong, fighter-ish monstergirl, like a werewolf or jinko.

>>13924364
The most moe character in part three was Polnareff, so a french lizardgirl?

>>13924367
>Hellhound Revy

I need this drawn, badly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:51:47 2015 No.13924380 >>13924367 And also extremely devoted to the man she chooses. Yeah, that sums her up pretty well. I think it actually sums up two leads in that series.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:52:16 2015 No.13924383 File: 249 KB, 593x900, 1429690158121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924299 >Ninja Slayer There's only one answer for all of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:53:58 2015 No.13924392 >>13924072 It's a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:54:03 2015 No.13924393 File: 60 KB, 566x800, 42495180_p40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924378 >so a french lizardgirl? Nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:54:59 2015 No.13924396 >>13924072 >Dom Kobolds This is how Son of Sam got started, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:56:36 2015 No.13924406 >>13924192 Nerd birds are alright, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:56:59 2015 No.13924409 We have knightly lizardgirl swordswomen and kunoichi, but no samurai swordmaidens. Who dual wield kodachis or some shit I don't care about the weapons. Please KC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:57:51 2015 No.13924415 >>13924409 Samurai were back stabbing cunts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:58:09 2015 No.13924417 >>13924396 HUE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:59:11 2015 No.13924424 >>13924415 >this applies to samurai alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:00:24 2015 No.13924433 File: 80 KB, 992x740, listen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924026 nobody remembers regular wolfgirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:00:59 2015 No.13924438 >>13924433 I-I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:01:51 2015 No.13924444 >>13924433 >nobody wants regular wolfgirls, especially after swarchwolfenfaggot got done with them FTFY

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:01:56 2015 No.13924447 >>13924378 If there are any drawfags out there, we need Hellhound Revy and also Kiki Roberta if at all possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:02:17 2015 No.13924451 >>13924438 >stuttering An alp has been detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:02:26 2015 No.13924453 >>13924433 I do. Maya a cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:02:55 2015 No.13924455 >>13923916 CHANGE STAG BEETLE

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:03:05 2015 No.13924457

>>13924409
Ronin succubi when?
>Ronin girls forever at war with Kunoichis
>In much the same way as snakes and mongooses share the same perpetual rivalry
>Probably will be written in a way where Ronin succubi and Kunoichi succubi often fall for the same man and fight over him

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:03:10 2015 No.13924458

>>13924424
Well, Kunoichi are all bound by their code and honor. They would stand by their masters even if they were faced with an army and less than ten soldiers in their fort, and work together with enemy kunoichi groups because the client is someone they owed dearly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:03:40 2015 No.13924463 >>13924451 >Only looking for stuttering A stage 3 alp could be reading your posts right now!

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:04:39 2015 No.13924468
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>>13924444
>swarchwolfenfaggot got done with them
No? I don't think anyone cared about his story anyways.

I believe the main reason is that people think Hellhounds are cooler.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:04:43 2015 No.13924470 >>13924455 >Stag-type soldier beetle >German Suplexes all of her opponents into submission

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:04:53 2015 No.13924472 >>13924458 I'm not role-playing faggot.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:05:06 2015 No.13924473

>>13924276
>Not wanting boymaker slaves
>Not wanting to see the despair on their faces as their former comrades now taunt them while showing off their new monster bodies
>Not wanting to see the moment they finally break and welcome their roles as the mothers of your heirs
>Not finally rewarding them with monsterization after they've given you strong sons

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:06:01 2015 No.13924477

>>13924393
Well, I mean, he only went inside the tortoise as a spirit after his death, didn't he?

>>13924433
I love canine monstergirls of every kind.
Loving, cuddly dog girls or kobolds.
Friendly, loyal, energetic huskygirls.
Dutiful, pampered and hardworking anubi.
Strong, confident and instinctive wolfgirls.
Even wild and fearsome hellhounds.

I wanna hug and kiss them all in a big cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:13:03 2015 No.13924511 >>13924477 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:14:42 2015 No.13924521 >>13924455 >>13924470 >You'll never acquire the strength of a stag beetle and slam dunk anyone you want into the ground

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:16:51 2015 No.13924537 >>13924468 This. It was a dumb idea, but did nothing to stop me from liking dom werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:17:31 2015 No.13924542 >>13924473 Not everyone does what they want just cause they can i.e. some people have souls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:19:15 2015 No.13924559 >>13924455 >you will never surpass the monster girl who will walk the path of heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:19:22 2015 No.13924561 The Japanese sure like to sexualize Troll's hands...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:20:29 2015 No.13924566 File: 529 KB, 1241x1755, 26e9960d15f5f91096d85ea81e6a0d41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924299 But I don't even like the main female from that anime. Tell me instead what monstergirl would this woman be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:20:40 2015 No.13924567 >>13924561 the Japanese like to sexualize every thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:21:20 2015 No.13924569 >>13924566 Ice dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:21:50 2015 No.13924571 >>13924559 >I dwell admist the abounding light of heaven. Well, time to duck and cover.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:22:32 2015 No.13924577 >>13924473 >slaves You lost me there

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:23:07 2015 No.13924580 >>13924561 Depends, there's people who like stuff like that in the Japanese fanbase but there's a lot of vanilla fans as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:24:21 2015 No.13924587 >>13924569 That could be Esdese

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:24:24 2015 No.13924588 >>13924561 Aren't there also a lot of chimara snake tail blowjobs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:25:01 2015 No.13924597 >>13924299 >Psycho-pass I don't know a Valkriye maybe

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:25:35 2015 No.13924599 >>13923916 >>13923689 benefactor dragon with wyvern maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:29:28 2015 No.13924622 >>13924588 Just one.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:31:38 2015 No.13924636

>>13924580
Well, the girls with the most fanfics are Succubus, Dragon, Baphomet and Vampire, so I guess it's somewhat mixed. Although Dragon stories can range between very fetish heavy to very vanilla, from heartwarming to grimdark, and half the time they feature no sex at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:34:15 2015 No.13924649 >>13924636 >fanfic

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:35:59 2015 No.13924663 >>13924636 >Fanfic Really?

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:36:04 2015 No.13924664
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>>13924511
Yep, can't help it. I'm a big slut for canine monstergirls, and a horrible, outrageous wolfaboo.

I'd do anything for my pack of mixed canine monstergirls. I'd cook for them, care for them and just be there for them in general.
I'd play with Kobold every day, and rub her head to give her that dopey little smile she shows when she's utterly content and happy.
I'd go running with Huskygirl every day, keeping pace with Kobold while the taller, lithely muscular dog-girl competes with her werewolf rival.
I'd lavish Anubis with coconut oil massages, and make her feel appreciated as the less aggresive intellectual within the pack.
I'd spar with Werewolf, wrestling and grappling with her, submitting when she manages to get her mouth against my neck, and turning the tables on her when I eventually manage to get the upper hand.
And I'd even be the Hellhound's hugslut, admiring her supernatural strength and power without an ounce of fear, knowing that despite her natural aggresiveness as the pack alpha, the safety of me and the other girls is her highest priority.

I'd love them all equally, with the hope that we might all be able to live together as a happy, if sometimes disfunctional, family.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:39:06 2015 No.13924678 >>13924664 What will you do if tensions get ruff? Those girls will sometimes have a bone to pick with each other. It'll be up to you to get them to bury it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:40:02 2015 No.13924684 >>13924649 >>13924663 Fictitious stories created by fans, technically they are fanfics

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:40:07 2015 No.13924686 >>13924676 LEARN TO COOK YOU SLUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:40:39 2015 No.13924691 >>13924676 Slut. Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuut

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:41:15 2015 No.13924698 >>13924686 >Telling a predator with like 1/100th of a human's taste buds to learn to cook You may want to refer her to Bender Bending Rodriguez.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:41:29 2015 No.13924700 >>13924684 Technically you belong on reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:43:37 2015 No.13924711 >>13924678 Go and play with Ceberus, Charon. I'm sure those three would love to hear your jokes again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:43:40 2015 No.13924712 >>13924698 All she needs is plenty of "confidence"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:43:52 2015 No.13924716 File: 88 KB, 720x667, 6757357358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924686 >>13924691

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:44:31 2015 No.13924719 >>13924684 Its more like making scenarios with a tabletop games settings than "fanfics". The whole setting in designed for you to make up your own shit in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:44:54 2015 No.13924724 >>13924712 And some of that secret ingredient.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:45:32 2015 No.13924729 So tell me, /mgt/, what's the most donut steel/mary sue monster girl breed to write about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:46:31 2015 No.13924734 >>13924729 lizardman

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:46:51 2015 No.13924739 >>13924729 Lilim unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:46:55 2015 No.13924740 >>13924716 >monstergirl finds an undead lamentation mushroom.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:47:13 2015 No.13924743 File: 452 KB, 898x1040, Doodledsomethin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You got home from work late again. >Ammy was waiting at the door like last time. Even sun goddesses get lonely and worried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:47:23 2015 No.13924746 >>13924729 Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:47:34 2015 No.13924747 >>13924729 Your favorite one

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:47:56 2015 No.13924751 >>13924734 You mean their more ~anime~ cousin, the Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:48:23 2015 No.13924758 So if there are any Welsh anons in this thread, what are your opinions on weresheep?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:48:46 2015 No.13924761 >>13924751 both then!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:49:01 2015 No.13924764 >>13924743 Why am I working when my waifu is a sun Goddess? Also, nice work as always.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:49:02 2015 No.13924765
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>>13924684
You may misunderstand the objection here.
Yes, stories about monstergirls are fanfics (nonwithstanding >>13924719's mental gymnastics), but the problem you face is that no-one here CALLS them fanfics, they're called "writefaggotry" or at worst "fics".

Your failure to accurately deliver our shibboleth marks you out as a newfag and probably ledditor. And because leddit is cancer, that makes you cancer, and you should fuck off back there.

QED

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:51:12 2015 No.13924782 >>13924743 Make sure you praise the sun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:51:16 2015 No.13924783 >>13924764 She wanted the normal earthly life maybe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:51:38 2015 No.13924787 >>13924765 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:52:13 2015 No.13924795 File: 367 KB, 800x1000, b588a65284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the best way to tease a hellhound?

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:53:00 2015 No.13924801

>>13924521
>You will never go on a perilous journey to acquire wealth after your village is on the brink of collapse due to famine and heavy taxation
>You will never battle highwaymen, brigands and fallen soldiers, during your travels
>You will never reach The Capital
>You will never fail to find a good paying job
>You will never resign yourself to the death of your village
>You will never come face to face with one of the men you beat back during your trek here
>He will never try to run you through where you stand
>You will never going him over your shoulder like wheath
>You will never do the same to his companions
>You will never catch the eye of an underground fight promoter who buys you a meal at the local tavern andvtries to talk you into joining his team, placing a hefty bag of gold in your palm as he does
>You will never accept
>You will never beat every opponent aces before you, making enough money to send back home to at least stave off death another day
>You will never have no human opponents left and have to resort to fighting monsters
>You will never cut your way through this new circuit until you come face to face with a dragon
>You will never make awager with her, if you beat her she will hand over the most valuable item in her hoard, if you lose, you're here to do as she wishes
>She will never accept
>You will never stun the crowd into silence by choking a dragon into submission
>You will never make her keep her promise and retrieve your prize
>You will never acquire enough gold to retire comfortably and return to your village as a hero
>The dragon will never follow you home, intent on being your bride
>You will never tell her to fuck off and marry your Hinezumi childhood friend

Eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:53:55 2015 No.13924808 >>13924664 You really are a slut that deserves to be fucked senseless by a pack of canine monster girls. Slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:55:23 2015 No.13924820 >>13924801 >Eat shit. W0t

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:56:35 2015 No.13924826 >>13924801 >The dragon will never follow you home, intent on being your bride >You will never tell her to fuck off and marry your Hinezumi childhood friend Dropped.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:56:51 2015 No.13924828

>>13924765
>mental gymnastics
Fucking what? >>13924719 is completely correct, fanfic isn't an accurate term here. You don't hear anybody calling tie-in books made for Forgotten Realms or other western fantasy settings fanfics either, just to give an example of someone writing about a setting made by someone else.

If anyone is practicing mental gymnastics, it's you trying to claim that "fanfic" is even technically correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:56:52 2015 No.13924829 >>13924740 Fuck, you got me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:56:59 2015 No.13924831 >>13924795 Didn't you just post it? But I guess not running when they give chase, and just sighing while remaining stoic even as they try to rape you like you're saying "Not this shit again."

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:57:49 2015 No.13924840 >>13924820 >W0t >You will never W0t your worst enemy, confused and dazed >You will never challenge him to glorious battle >He will never win Eat that shit. Fucking eat it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:58:04 2015 No.13924842 >>13924795 Pretending to throw a tennis ball but not actually throwing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:58:21 2015 No.13924845 >>13924801 >not marrying the dragon The shit is this fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:58:36 2015 No.13924848 >>13924828 >tie-in books made for Forgotten Realms or other western fantasy settings Are any of those books good? Would you suggest any?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:58:50 2015 No.13924850 File: 118 KB, 1280x614, 1436146069660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful of the loli gangs when walking alone at MGC, anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:58:55 2015 No.13924852 >>13924840 What, you mad or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:59:31 2015 No.13924857 >>13924826 I'm all for mice, but I agree. Why didn't she come with the guy to help the village? They're close friends, right? Did they have nobody else to protect the village or something? Surely her mother was still capable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:59:37 2015 No.13924858 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fo236Hfaqs&ab_channel=CatersTV >dire rabbits

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:59:37 2015 No.13924859

>>13924729
> stuck up vampire has lost everything thanks to moms inversions
> is now forced to work at your nearest techology store. DAYTIME
>has to deal with jackass boss, clients and coworkers.
> need to pay bills for shitty apartment and sleeps in a rented PLASTIC coffin.
> no man to call her own
> her best friend is a kitsune cant stop talking about her boyfriend and her new tails in front of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:00:22 2015 No.13924865 >>13924852 He's not me, don't know what his deal is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:01:01 2015 No.13924869 >>13924865 But who are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:01:14 2015 No.13924870 >>13924850 I'd rather get kidnapped by the Christmas Cake gangs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:01:37 2015 No.13924873 >>13924848 >Forgotten Realms >good Chances are low.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:02:20 2015 No.13924874 >>13924859 Look, I don't care about her problems, I just want someone to fix this damn laptop without having to look at ALL the porn on the internet with it.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:02:25 2015 No.13924875

>>13924828
> You don't hear anybody calling tie-in books made for Forgotten Realms or other western fantasy settings fanfics either

That's because they're done by... I struggle to say "professional", so let's simply call them "paid" authors.

If the company doesn't pay you to write it, that means you are writing as a fan rather than an employee. You are writing fan fiction.

By your logic NOTHING is fanfiction so long as the work's original author at some point says "Uhh you can make scenarios", which I hope you will recognize to be an absurd position.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:02:27 2015 No.13924876 >>13924873 That's what I thought.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:02:32 2015 No.13924877

>>13924764
>You will never be married to Ammy.
>You will never come on tired from a hard days work.
>You will never be cuddled by her as the warmth of the sun and her love overcomes you.
>You will never do promise to do the lewdest of things to her when night comes making her speed up her job making the sunset.
>You will never have qt little sun daughteru's to love and snuggle with during the winter with as a family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:02:50 2015 No.13924879 File: 921 KB, 1102x453, 1439506970960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924873 Would you say they're forgettable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:02:51 2015 No.13924880 >>13924850 I want to be approached by a gang of lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:03:20 2015 No.13924885 >>13924869 The guy you w0tted at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:03:36 2015 No.13924887 >>13924870 Why be kidnapped when you can make them pay you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:04:27 2015 No.13924891 >>13924874 >not asking her to install internet on the computer

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:04:41 2015 No.13924893 Does anyone have that picture of the dildo gun from a while back? On an unrelated note, would it be considered a little too insane if that weapon was to be used in a story?

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:04:46 2015 No.13924894

>>13924808
I'll train for hours on end to be able to satisfy them all.

When the full moon rolls around, I'll load up on L-Arginine, Zinc, Pygeum and Lecithin just so I can produce enough cum to fill them all up. I'll run a marathon of sex for them all, being lost in constant assaults of sloppy kisses and seeking paws, trying to placate them all with every part of my body as they fight over me.
Then, after hours of sex, I'll emerge from a pile of sleeping, satisfied girls, tails all wagging. I'll congratulate myself on a night well handled, and crawl away to the kitchen, utterly exhausted. Only to be stopped by the hellhound leering down at me from the doorway, burning like a wildfire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:04:50 2015 No.13924895 >>13924879 Die in a fire, Bob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:05:53 2015 No.13924901 >>13924893 Do it faggot, let's get silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:08:13 2015 No.13924915 >>13924895 Bob is not funny. Cheshires are, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:08:52 2015 No.13924918 >>13924879 Fucking faggot cats, I swear to God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:09:26 2015 No.13924921 >>13924895 Bob doesn't even care about the threads anymore Egon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:13:04 2015 No.13924934 >>13924887 Hey, great idea! I'd happily be a prostitute for christmas cake monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:15:54 2015 No.13924948 >>13924746 >>13924739 Reason why I'm asking is some faggot is asking me to write a donut steel Lilim with extra sprinkalicious bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:16:46 2015 No.13924954 We still can't talk about NRAC, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:17:07 2015 No.13924955 >>13924880 You say that now, but you'd pussy out when surrounded by a group of monster lolis all licking their lips like a cat that just found a quadriplegic mouse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:18:57 2015 No.13924962 >>13924954 What do you think you fucking faggot? Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:19:53 2015 No.13924966 >>13924894 You are mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:19:55 2015 No.13924967 >>13924954 What's NRAC?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:20:36 2015 No.13924972 >>13924954 >NRAC?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:20:50 2015 No.13924974 >>13924962 no

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:21:08 2015 No.13924976 >>13924954 It wasn't a thing when you tried pushing it last time and it won't be now. NRAC was one of the few shitty attempts at forcing threadcanon that didn't make it, let's not bring it back up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:21:15 2015 No.13924977 >>13924955 Oh no I wouldn't. There is a lot of stuff I wouldn't want to be approached by, but that would be a pretty much ideal situation, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:21:29 2015 No.13924978 >>13924967 >>13924972 Don't ask, just search the damn archives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:22:06 2015 No.13924983 >>13924974 Yes, god you're worse than that faggot God Hand anon.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:22:21 2015 No.13924984

>Read a new manga
>Fat, hikkikomori NEET slob gets the shit kicked out of him by his family, sick and tired of his existence
>Homeless, he spots a trio of school kids arguing in the street, oblivious to a truck with a sleeping driver barreling towards them
>His last act on Earth, in an impulsive burst, is to pull and push the kids out of the way, saving them at the cost of his life
>Perhaps as karmic retribution, he winds up re-incarnating into a fantasy world of swords and magic, the son of two ex-adventurers
>Vowing not to let a second life go to waste, from the time he can crawl he tears into his mother's tombs
>By the time he's 3, he's already mastered magic considered difficult for learners multiple times his age
Actually a pretty good read. Also has a Big-Fat-Cat-Tats Swordswoman. So that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:22:58 2015 No.13924985 >>13924967 No Ruffling After Cock It's a controversial law made to stop people from ruffling Kejourou's hair after sex, to prevent overstimulation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:24:03 2015 No.13924991 >>13924983 Who's God Hand anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:24:45 2015 No.13924997 >>13924984 Nothing about that seems good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:26:02 2015 No.13925003 >>13924991 Some poor bastard who actually replied to that dumb bastard you asked. Feel bad for him. Still no interest in his story though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:26:28 2015 No.13925005 >>13924984 That novel finished forever ago. The ending is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:27:01 2015 No.13925009 >>13924983 God Hand anon would be too bad if he wrote more than three lines per post and choice for his shit CYOA.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:27:22 2015 No.13925012 >>13924991 Just some CYOA faggot that was writing a poor excuse of a story about some Gary Stuloser.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:27:27 2015 No.13925014 >>13924991 A guy who wanted to make a CYOA. I think one guy took a huge grievance to it, and basically shot the guy down every time he tried to post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:27:31 2015 No.13925015 >>13924984 Name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:27:40 2015 No.13925017 >>13925005 Is it an 'and then he wakes up from a coma' end?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:30:42 2015 No.13925032 >>13924984 Does the Big-Fat-Cat-Tats Swordswoman have white hair, killer abs, and a scar on her stomach? The plot of this manga sounds familiar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:31:48 2015 No.13925035 >>13925032 Yes. >>13925015 http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/mushoku-tensei-isekai-ittara-honki-dasu-r12108 >>13925005 Yeah, heard about the web novel. Glancing over a poll of opinions, apparently most people think the ending's decent at least?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:32:12 2015 No.13925038 >>13924743 Give her the hugs and cuddles she deserves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:33:30 2015 No.13925044 >>13924795 I want to feed her a piece of steak, but i'm afraid that things might get ruff once I step through the door.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:34:16 2015 No.13925046 >>13925032 Thought so. If I do end up reading this, Big-Hard-Cat-Abs will probably be my main reason for reading.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:34:38 2015 No.13925048
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>"Huh? What's the matter?"
>"Yeah, I'm a little drunk. What Oni isn't?"
>"My...eyebrows?"
>"They're too bushy, right? Too thick?"
>"I can trim 'em down if ya want. They grow back in pretty fast though."
>"Mom always said they were cute."

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:34:39 2015 No.13925049 >>13924566 alright. challenge accepted. any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:35:16 2015 No.13925051 >>13925046 Dammit, meant to quote >>13925035

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:35:43 2015 No.13925052 File: 270 KB, 450x600, AnadorableKikimora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kikimora's are cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:35:49 2015 No.13925053 File: 1.64 MB, 3620x2716, Archangel_model.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't date monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:36:10 2015 No.13925057 >>13925048 I want to rub my finger over her eyebrows and tell her how cute they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:36:17 2015 No.13925058 >>13925048 Your eyebrows are adorable! I don't mind them at all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:37:41 2015 No.13925066 >>13925052 But shoggoths are cuter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:38:01 2015 No.13925067 >>13925053 You can't tell me what to do, copper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:38:18 2015 No.13925070 File: 465 KB, 1920x1080, nekomata_by_saskeni-d7asaar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925053 Fuck you anon, If I had the chance I would date the shit of out pic related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:38:36 2015 No.13925071 >>13925053 I DO WHAT I WANT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:39:30 2015 No.13925075 >>13925053 >Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet yet? >IT WAS EARTH!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:40:07 2015 No.13925077 >>13925053 Don't date low poly count figures

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:42:52 2015 No.13925088 File: 53 KB, 394x353, ohmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925070 but your social link rank isn't high enough for that >>13925053 I need to fuse you into something I can fuck, goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:43:46 2015 No.13925091 File: 154 KB, 943x1333, dark centaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HORSE PUSSY VOLCANO

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:44:17 2015 No.13925094 >>13924257 Hell yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:44:24 2015 No.13925095 >>13925088 Then I'll max the fuck out of that social link.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:47:08 2015 No.13925107 >>13925091 Those areolas are really puffy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:47:26 2015 No.13925108 >>13925049 >challenge accepted. any suggestions? What are you planning to do, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:47:54 2015 No.13925111 What sort of dresses would look good on a hellhound?

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:48:56 2015 No.13925114

>>13924977
How? Getting surrounded by a group of tiny monsters, having their gleaming eyes pierce you with intent stares that would make a succubus self conscious. You'd pussy out as soon as a Familiar inched closer and warped her tail around your leg and started tracing the tuft at the end along your inner thigh. You'd try to back out from a Kobold pup excitedly rubbing against you while her wagging tail scattered a curious musky scent around.
You'd try to bolt only to trip over a loli Minotaur and face plant on a set of small abs.

Your stubborn disregard to the dangers of monster lolis would be your end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:49:08 2015 No.13925116 File: 78 KB, 1510x449, succumom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never purify a Monstergirl by inadvertently awakening her intense maternal instincts

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:49:30 2015 No.13925118 >>13925111 A maid outfit for irony

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:50:13 2015 No.13925124 >>13925091 She'd be lovely if not for the hairless lower body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:50:47 2015 No.13925126 >>13925111 Biker gang clothes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:51:16 2015 No.13925128 >>13925111 A ripped-up, burnt, bloodstained gothic lolita dress. She's trying to be edgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:52:22 2015 No.13925133 >>13925114 I would gladly meet my end if it meant going out in a blaze of adorable loli MGs taking me down. They would all get their turn and I could shower each one in kisses and love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:52:23 2015 No.13925134 File: 68 KB, 689x1109, 1438881510392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925066 Both are equally cute! Equally cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:55:46 2015 No.13925146 >>13925116 Tastefully drawn pregnant Succubus when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:56:01 2015 No.13925148 File: 492 KB, 500x281, Sparkles.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924686 >>13924691

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:57:57 2015 No.13925156 Brown tomboy werewolves. Y/N

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:59:04 2015 No.13925163 >>13925148 Trollop. TROLLOP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:01:06 2015 No.13925178 >>13925156 Y Provided they don't act like simple dog girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:03:47 2015 No.13925193 >>13925156 That is an emphatic Y right there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:07:07 2015 No.13925216 >>13925111 >>13925118 >>13925126 >>13925128 A nice white sundress

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:14:29 2015 No.13925262 >>13925134 >>13925066 >TFW shit tons of Kikimora writefaggotry >TFW the only Shoggoth stories are by a South American and a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:15:37 2015 No.13925269 >>13925262 Kiki has had how many months to get that much writefaggotry? Give it time, we're kind of maided out for now anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:16:42 2015 No.13925280 >>13925156 I cannot mash Y enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:17:33 2015 No.13925285 >>13925262 Do not fuck the Shoggoth!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:17:52 2015 No.13925286 >>13925262 >tfw Quicksilver will probably never write lewd Shoggoth daughteru ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:19:49 2015 No.13925295 >>13925285 >>13925286 I don't ever make the time to write anything of import so you guys don't have to worry about me. It's not like I want to slurp and suck on a spoon she made from her own effluessence and watch her squirm in rapture

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:21:33 2015 No.13925303 >>13925052 Yep! The cutest!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:23:25 2015 No.13925312 >>13925269 >maided out You maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:25:14 2015 No.13925317 >>13925269 Wrong! I still desire a thick Kiki with a heart shaped rear and a big, bouncy bosom!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:25:48 2015 No.13925321 >>13924984 Too bad Elves are DFCs, Not my cup of tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:26:54 2015 No.13925324 >>13925321 >Spoiler Just how I like 'em. Even more reason for me to like this series. Do hope the manga adaptation continues and/or is translated. Love the artwork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:27:03 2015 No.13925325 >http://pastebin.com/u/Silberschreitener >Silberschreitener started writing again I thought he had died. Glad he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:27:06 2015 No.13925326 >>13925035 I liked the ending.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:27:21 2015 No.13925329
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>You just had surgery on the pelvic region of your body, and can't have sex for about a month due to it being fragile.
>Your waifu's monster girl heat cycle has recently kicked in, and her wanting the dick has gone into overdrive.
>If the two of you have sex she will break your pelvis, and it will be game over for your best friend below.

How do you survive against your waifu for a month? How long do you think you will last? How is your waifu doing without the d?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:28:14 2015 No.13925335 >>13925329 She'll probably just cheat on you, being a monster girl and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:29:28 2015 No.13925337 >>13925329 Leave for my health.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:30:58 2015 No.13925345 >>13925329 If she's a Centaur, I'll go ahead and fist her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:31:49 2015 No.13925349 Maids are a luxury, I bet you people don't even have the funds to pay the maid central for one. Well, at least I don't, paycheck is almost barebones...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:32:51 2015 No.13925355 >>13925329 Pelvis crushing is threadcanon though, and mamonomojo heals injuries sustained during sex.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:33:25 2015 No.13925357

>>13925329
I'll eat her out like a starving man, and fingerfuck her until she's satisfied.
If she's still out of her mind and going for the D, then I guess I'd have to get rough and flick her submission switch.
Maybe even stray into some bondage and get her a cone of shame.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:34:06 2015 No.13925363

>>13925329
I hate to do it, but this is my last resort.
I'll by myself a chastity belt, I'll buy my waifu a dildo, and maybe fingerbang her or eat her out if she wants me to.
Here's hoping she can't rip through a metal chastity belt.
...curse my fetish for strong girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:34:56 2015 No.13925367 >>13925355 He never said anything about the pelvis being injured from sex. Just that having sex in your currently weakened state would definitely cause complications.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:35:55 2015 No.13925376 >>13925329 All of the foreplay tricks in the book. Fingering, eating out, dildos, whatever the fuck. I cannot let my pelvis get shattered a second time.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:36:54 2015 No.13925380

>>13925133
You don't seem to realize that even monsters that come in small packages are still rapacious little fiends. Has Quicksilver's Hellpups taught you nothing?

Oh sure, they have cute, dazzling little smiles and are adorable when absorbedly nuzzling into your hand during headpats. They're not so adorable when you have one kneeling over and rubbing herself on each of your limbs to make sure you can't escape as another holding your head in her soft lap leans in to feed you the sweet pulp of a corruption fruit mouth to mouth in preparation of the night ahead, lingering long after you swallowed every last drop to savor the taste of the fruit mixed with your saliva and awkwardly explore your mouth with her tongue and trace your cheeks with light pecks.
I don't think you'd find them so sweet once they started lavishing your nethers with attention is the form of saliva slickened lips and tongues, soft hands, paw pads and appendages you could only guess at from the obstruction of the excited pile of bodies.
At the end of the day they're still monsters, so they'd take their pleasure from your body even if it would be with inexperienced fumbling at times. By the time the ones weighting your limbs down would grow impatient enough to let up their grip in favor of crawling closer to savor the pleasures that leave their companions sprawled out, grasping short, ragged breaths as their unfocused, half lidded eyes lazily stare off into the distance you'd see the error of not running as soon as you caught their attention. I refuse to believe that anyone, even you, anon, would use their freshly regained freedom of movement to carry on this jubilee of lust and unbridled pleasures of the flesh.

No, anon, you don't want to be approached by a gang of monster lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:44:54 2015 No.13925424 >>13925380 >Getting dommed by loli MGs till they've cumflated themselves Yeah, I'm fine with that

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:51:29 2015 No.13925455

>>13925380
Are you somehow implying it wouldn't all be worth it when you get up, hot and sweaty amidst a pile of young, satisfied monstergirl bodies?
They'd all be sleeping soundly, wombs full of thick, rich white semen. The perfect opportunity for you to get some payback.
Maybe you could start with the leader. Pick her up effortlessly, watching her stir awake just in time to feel you spear her. Even for a monstergirl she's still inexperienced, and her loli pussy would be totally unprepared for a second round. Every thrust into her would be pure, raw overstimulation, and she'd have no choice but to give in to her lustful instincts as you overpower her, lifting her bodily with your hands around her abdomen, pumping her up and down before shooting what little you have left into her.
Then you could set her down, eyes glazed and drooling, and start on the next one. And the next one. Systematically fucking them all senseless, just to show them that you're their elder, and that even of they're monstergirls, they've still got nothing on you just yet.
And after it's all over you could stand back and admire the fruits of your labour: A pile of small, sweaty monstergirl kids, all groaning and writhing against each other as they recover from the overload of pleasure you inflicted upon them all.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:52:17 2015 No.13925460

>>13925380
You, sir, are quite wrong in your assumptions then. I would go until my body couldn't move any longer, and even make sure to give headpats to the already exhausted ones while I could. They deserve nothing less for being such proactive little ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:55:08 2015 No.13925474 File: 291 KB, 1227x1622, 1435528209911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW no Faun of Bacchus

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:57:38 2015 No.13925479 >>13925474 We fixed that picture, post the fixed one next time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 20:59:25 2015 No.13925488 What's the best monster girl to discuss politics with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:00:47 2015 No.13925498 >>13925488 Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:03:07 2015 No.13925509 >>13925488 Pharaoh and Vampire. The former has the soul of a natural leader, and the older ones in the latter category will have gained the knowledge needed to become as influential as they like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:03:13 2015 No.13925510 >>13925498 Ben Garrison please save us from the Tanuki overlords

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:03:18 2015 No.13925511 >>13925455 What are you going to do if they come back at you the next day, angry and incensed that you turned the tables? Are you ready for the power struggle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:05:34 2015 No.13925527 >>13925329 Leave if she can overpower me, or hire a guard on contract.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:07:27 2015 No.13925536 >>13925474 Such a disgusting nose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:07:41 2015 No.13925538 File: 190 KB, 1124x919, 1434641278925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13923991 Did someone want to take it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:08:25 2015 No.13925542 File: 738 KB, 906x1407, 1418935898372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925510 >implying you still wouldn't breed with one

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:08:50 2015 No.13925545 >>13925538 If I take a second one a flower's going to put out my other eye...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:09:28 2015 No.13925547 >>13925538 Who made this anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:10:06 2015 No.13925549 >>13925542 Tanukis need to go and stay fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:10:41 2015 No.13925556 >>13925511 I meet them as they come up to my house, with offerings of ice cream and milkshakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:12:33 2015 No.13925563 >>13925542 Fix her face and then sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:12:47 2015 No.13925565 >>13925538 What's with the gold tooth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:13:03 2015 No.13925568 >>13925329 Pay a wizard to teleport and trap her inside an Orgasm Matrix whenever she gets too aroused to hold back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:13:46 2015 No.13925575 >>13925565 less drew a jabberwock with a gold tooth once and it just stuck I guess it certainly looks cool

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:14:14 2015 No.13925576

>>13925455
I resent even the assumption that someone would perpetuate this debauchery if not forced to. Are you suggesting anybody would stack petite bodies of little monster girls on top of each other just so they could trace their member along plush bottoms, eliciting needy moans and pleasured gasps once they pick which of the swollen lips they'd like to spread wide?
I don't believe anyone would go as far as to take advantage of their defenseless state to pick which of them would give the best reactions when she finds strong hands hooking themselves under her soft things hefting the light weight of her exhausted body up to be impaled on the dick she rode so enthusiastically not so long ago. Why would you even suggest overwhelming them with pleasure by tender ministrations of kissing full lips, necks, nibbling on ears while playfully chiding their owner for her impetuousness, tracing hands down slender stomachs, supple thighs and kneading barely budding breasts or pliable butts?

In the end it would only serve to embolden them. You can't punish seeking pleasure by doling it out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:25:33 2015 No.13925633 I'm a fucking loser writefag who can't think of anything productive to type-up. Anyone got any requests?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:27:08 2015 No.13925647 >>13925633 If you do porn, maybe smut with an Ushi-Oni? I've only been able to find one Ushi story, and it's not porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:27:29 2015 No.13925649 >>13925633 An Alp that goes on a quest to get her penis back and become the very first reverse-alp

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:27:36 2015 No.13925650 >>13925633 Jinko and Oni put on weight and become Sumo wrestlers

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:28:32 2015 No.13925654 File: 106 KB, 368x550, Kitsune-bi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925633 Yandere Kitsune-Bi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:28:58 2015 No.13925656 >>13925647 Sorry comrade I don't really write smut. >>13925649 I'll give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:29:14 2015 No.13925657 >>13925633 Writer going through writer's block goes to water his potted Fairy Hugger one morning only to find a Leanan Sidhe stuck in it. The little fairy is a sucker for erotic literature and decides to help him.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:35:57 2015 No.13925694

>>13925649
>ignores all the monstergirls saying it can't be done
>and the monstergirls saying to just enjoy being a monstergirl
>and that feeling in her chest when she thinks of that one boy that was nice to her, b-baka
>something something see the alp lilim something something ancient forbidden ritual

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:36:06 2015 No.13925696 >>13925329 Eat her out more then usual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:36:08 2015 No.13925697 >>13925633 Hounds of Tindalos. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:44:56 2015 No.13925765 >>13925656 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:49:36 2015 No.13925802 QUESTION: What's the best way to share NSFW content?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:50:23 2015 No.13925806 >>13925802 Imgur? NSFW shit usually gets posted here through a link to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:51:19 2015 No.13925814 >>13925802 Imgur

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:59:01 2015 No.13925864 >>13925806 >>13925814 Alrighty then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:59:32 2015 No.13925868 >>13925633 Go with >>13925697

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:01:12 2015 No.13925883 I want to get drunk with a pirate crew of shark mermaids and sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLotX3HE-4c!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:02:41 2015 No.13925893 File: 521 KB, 2000x2000, Kejourou2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924257 Anyone into modern style Kejourous?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:05:16 2015 No.13925900 >>13925893 I have no issue with them at all. Also, nice work Loen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:08:08 2015 No.13925925 File: 1.24 MB, 2000x2000, Medusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925900 Thanks anon, have a Medusa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:10:07 2015 No.13925934 >>13925925 Is she based off the EMG Medusa by chance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:12:50 2015 No.13925957 >>13925883 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw >Not going with a classical sea shanty for MG privateers

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:14:07 2015 No.13925966

>>13925035
>http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/mushoku-tensei-isekai-ittara-honki-dasu-r12108

>I died after saving a normie

Well. Hmm.

>Loli witch magician, she's perfect!

This fucking guy...

Is he gonna be a filthy magician for the whole thing or is he good at melee too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:14:24 2015 No.13925968 >>13925925 Rider is best medusa

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:14:37 2015 No.13925971 >>13925934 I suppose not directly. Didnt even remember the one we got in EMG first ep, but her scales/ears are based on Miia's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:15:26 2015 No.13925979 >>13925893 ...Yes, please.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:15:49 2015 No.13925982

>>13925957
But shark mermaids are pirates, not privateers! Privateers are like ocean paladins, and the shark mermaids don't want any of their lawful good bullshit!
Maybe I'll buy them all some instruments so they can learn to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw..

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:16:06 2015 No.13925986 >>13925657 >Writer going through writer's block goes to water his potted Fairy Hugger I read that as "Goes to water his Potter Harry"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:16:11 2015 No.13925987 >>13925971 Neat, I thought about that when you first posted the linework for that Medusa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:16:12 2015 No.13925988 >>13925968 I completely agree anon. By far, the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:17:15 2015 No.13925995 >>13925893 Based Loen

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:18:11 2015 No.13926001 File: 344 KB, 869x1264, 1384565598821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925053 >choosing anything but neutral >EVER

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:18:58 2015 No.13926006 >>13925883 I want to sing The Mary Ellen Carter at the top of my lungs while I tumble through an MG feeding frenzy caused by a Kraken attack! RISE AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:19:26 2015 No.13926007 >>13925925 Neato.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:19:54 2015 No.13926013 >>13925982 Shark Girl pirate stories fucking when. I never knew how much I needed this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:21:04 2015 No.13926028 >>13925968 She's the best by virtue of not having an ugly snake tail or snake hair.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:21:40 2015 No.13926032
File: 48 KB, 920x502, 1439516979341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13926006
And after all the dramatic over-the-top shanties, the shark girls can break out their guitars and ukeleles and just play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aedkaJZT36s!
>>13926013
Pic related is the only one i know of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:22:57 2015 No.13926038 File: 184 KB, 1304x684, Monstergirl City Pirate era.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13926013 I have this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:23:07 2015 No.13926039 >>13925893 Well drawn, but I'd like to see art of kejourous with their hair actually doing something, even if it's just moving off the ground of its own accord. Otherwise, they're basically just regular girls with long hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:25:35 2015 No.13926055 >>13925925 >I've never and will never be able to get a good pic like this on the random

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:30:17 2015 No.13926082 We dead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:32:31 2015 No.13926098 >>13926082 Undead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:32:37 2015 No.13926099 >>13926082 Nope, disregard that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:33:42 2015 No.13926105 >>13925654 Why was this deleted? Pretty sure she has no nipples or cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:33:43 2015 No.13926106 File: 123 KB, 918x614, Ignisune-Bi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a Kitsune-Bi+Ignis fusion be like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:34:38 2015 No.13926114 >>13926106 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:34:42 2015 No.13926115 >>13926106 >>13926105 RIP Anon. Ur next.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:34:56 2015 No.13926116 File: 186 KB, 1006x748, 1439519696924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13926106

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:35:02 2015 No.13926118 >>13926106 Horrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:35:09 2015 No.13926119 >>13926106 Kitsune-Bignis

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:35:40 2015 No.13926125 >>13926105 Conserve images I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:36:23 2015 No.13926130 >>13926106 Imagine a hellhound. Now instead of that, it's a kitsune. Then imagine a will-o-wisp. Combine that with your hell-kitsune, so you've got a hell-kitsune made entirely out of ghostly fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:36:49 2015 No.13926133 >>13926115 Oh no, I deleted that Kitsune-Bi image just to avoid wasting images.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:37:12 2015 No.13926136 >>13926130 So...it's a FOXFIRE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:38:10 2015 No.13926146 >Your waifu's face when she accidentally injures you How bad it it and how much does she fret?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:41:55 2015 No.13926182 >>13926146 Pretty sure that happens all the time with Hellhound. You will get used to Stockholm Syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:42:13 2015 No.13926187 >>13926146 Panics, apologizes, gets the medical supplies, tries to kiss it and make it better, offers to use mamono mana to fix it.. She might be stage 3 but this made the stutter come back in full force.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:43:20 2015 No.13926203 >>13926146 She probably wouldn't give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:43:23 2015 No.13926205 >>13926130 That sounds fucking awsome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:44:51 2015 No.13926224 File: 575 KB, 1000x1217, 1436582466736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13926146 She's crying on the inside, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:44:56 2015 No.13926225 >>13926118 More like Horable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:46:48 2015 No.13926252 >>13926146 Never knew a Minotaur could get so weepy over a broken arm

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:47:46 2015 No.13926262 >>13926146 Apologize and constantly reassure me that she never meant to hurt me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:49:17 2015 No.13926277 >>13926203 Your waifu sounds like a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:50:31 2015 No.13926284 >>13926106 Purple flames and fox ears?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:50:38 2015 No.13926287 >>13926277 I don't mind, not like I deserve anything better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:51:27 2015 No.13926297 >>13926146 Probably not as bad as the one she'll have when I leave her ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:51:42 2015 No.13926301 >>13926224 What is that she slew anyway? Some kind of goblin or imp? Seems quite smaller than her...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:52:08 2015 No.13926302 >>13926287 Yes you do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:52:35 2015 No.13926312 >>13926287 Take your pity party elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:52:36 2015 No.13926311 >>13926287 Fucking hell DepresedAnon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:53:24 2015 No.13926327 >>13926297 You would leave your wife over an accident?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:53:46 2015 No.13926331 >>13926301 Looks like some kind of imp, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:54:20 2015 No.13926339 >>13926302 No way man, I want one of the roughest most abusive monster girls as a poor excuse of a waifu. So basically an Ogre who constantly takes her anger out on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:55:41 2015 No.13926368 >>13926339 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:56:35 2015 No.13926380 >>13926327 She only says it was an accident but you can never be too careful around monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 22:58:57 2015 No.13926405 >>13926380 You need to work on trusting others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:00:53 2015 No.13926423 >>13926405 >Trusting something that hurts you This would never happen if you had a human wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:01:22 2015 No.13926429 >>13926368 I don't fucking know, complete lack of self worth and an incredible desperation for love would be some pretty big contributing factors. All I know is that's what I want, to be an Ogre's punching bag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:01:24 2015 No.13926430 >>13926423 Paladin-chan pls go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:04:59 2015 No.13926468 >>13926429 Why not be the husband to a nice loving Amazon, or have a kikimora help turn your life around?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:06:05 2015 No.13926482 >>13926468 >nice loving Amazon Oxymoron

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:08:09 2015 No.13926513

>>13926468
I don't know, I guess I'd feel like a waste of time and an incredible annoyance to most of not every monster girl.

I'll just take the life of a human punching bag, Maybe that Ogre will turn into a nicer person if she has something to vent her anger out on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:08:09 2015 No.13926514 >>13926482 How so? They just want adorable husbands to watch the hearth and to protect and cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:10:32 2015 No.13926546 >>13926514 That's not love that's being a pet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:13:02 2015 No.13926569 >>13926514 Don't engage him any further. He's clearly one of those anti-Amazon shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:13:20 2015 No.13926575 >>13926546 You just said Kobolds can't be loved

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:14:20 2015 No.13926592 >>13926513 Nope. You're getting an Amazon wife who thinks your smile is the greatest treasure in the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:17:47 2015 No.13926643 >>13926569 >doesn't like a certain monstergirl and expresses it >he's a shitposter Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:18:00 2015 No.13926645 >>13926592 >>13926513 Fuck you, depressed anon, you will get a loving waifu who takes good care of you AND YOU WILL REAP THE BENEFITS

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:19:02 2015 No.13926669 >>13926513 Looks like you need a yandere in your life.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:19:35 2015 No.13926677

>>13926513
Doubtful. If anything, I get the feeling that she'd get even angrier over you not trying to fight back. She may be a bit on the aggressive side, but she isn't so monstrous as to beat the snot out of someone who submits faster than a Frenchman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:19:45 2015 No.13926681 >>13926592 Sorry anon but we both know that wouldn't happen, just a life of getting my head smashed in on a daily by a very pissed off Ogre. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:19:51 2015 No.13926685 File: 218 KB, 700x598, eyebrowsmoothing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925048 >>13925057

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:20:58 2015 No.13926710 File: 220 KB, 541x1007, 685689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Papa?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:21:26 2015 No.13926717 >>13926685 I wonder if a Kejourou could do the hair thing with her eyebrows. I'm imagining a whole different level of expressions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:21:42 2015 No.13926726 >>13926685 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:21:54 2015 No.13926729 >>13926685 Perfetto.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:22:00 2015 No.13926730 >>13926710 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:22:56 2015 No.13926752 >>13926710 I'm taking you home with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:23:02 2015 No.13926755 >>13926710 What is this tiny creature doing in my front yard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:23:05 2015 No.13926756 >>13926681 Just take your damned cuddlebug Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:23:21 2015 No.13926761 >>13926677 I don't think she'd mind having a free human punching bag to bash on while she looks for a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:23:46 2015 No.13926767 >>13926710 I want a little loli Oni to start following me around, and when she begins to cry when I ask her abou her parents I end up taking her under my wing and raising her like my own daughter!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:25:20 2015 No.13926782 >>13926767 But anon, then you two couldn't get married.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:26:00 2015 No.13926793 I want to raise a monster girl in such a manner that every sentence I ever speak to her is a banepost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:26:21 2015 No.13926800 >>13926756 Never, I'm taking the abusive Ogre and you can't stop me!

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:26:47 2015 No.13926805

>>13926761
>All the potential husbands are put off by her aggression and vitriolic personality
>But there's this Anon
>This one Anon
>That never runs away
>Never tells her to stop
>Never says "No" to anything she wants to do to him
>And she realizes she keeps coming back to him
>In the end, he's always there for her

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:27:01 2015 No.13926808 >>13926793 Was ruining her life and driving her mad part of your plan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:27:08 2015 No.13926809 >>13926782 Well I don't like lolis or younger girls, so it's fine. She'll be nice daughteru material and hopefully grow up big and strong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:27:16 2015 No.13926811 >>13926782 He's just maintaining a portable onahole. Of course you can't marry an object.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:27:16 2015 No.13926812 >>13926793 Good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:27:37 2015 No.13926819 >>13926808 Of courshe!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:28:18 2015 No.13926825 >>13926800 No. That Amazon will save you from your abuser and make you the happiest man in the village.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:29:21 2015 No.13926836 File: 1.79 MB, 240x180, 2452.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13926805

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:30:01 2015 No.13926844 >>13926825 Can I take her if he doesn't want her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:30:47 2015 No.13926850 >>13926844 I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:31:41 2015 No.13926865 >>13926850 Yay!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:34:57 2015 No.13926902 >>13926865 Guess what anon, you can have her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:35:28 2015 No.13926906 >>13926836 >Ogre finally admits defeat when she realizes she's never going to make him hate her like the rest of them do >Anon gets a waifu ogre

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:35:58 2015 No.13926915
File: 65 KB, 475x675, mouser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser were monster girls (god forbid), what would they be? Gray Mouser is pretty obvious, he'd be a cheshire or something. Not too sure about Fafhrd though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:37:37 2015 No.13926928 >>13926915 >Anons in charge of reading You're going to have to elaborate on who they are and what they're capable of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:39:53 2015 No.13926953 File: 309 KB, 446x850, mcnuggies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13926928 Two characters from a series of short stories

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:42:30 2015 No.13926971 >>13926805 Is that before or after she gives the poor boy a brain aneurysm and kills him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:43:57 2015 No.13926987 >>13926971 Mamono Mana, son

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:45:34 2015 No.13927007 >>13926987 Do you really think she'd care that much before she realized all that crap?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:45:37 2015 No.13927008 >>13926953 And this, Anon, is why I'm the only idiot who has replied to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:46:19 2015 No.13927017 >>13926953 Those are some baggy pants...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:46:46 2015 No.13927023 >>13926953 i remember when that picture was posted. something about monstergirls disguising themselves in human society with human pants?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:50:57 2015 No.13927073 File: 301 KB, 4000x3684, i_tried__now_in_4k_by_hudgeba778-d698qh2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927008

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:55:40 2015 No.13927120 >>13926482 You say that but amazons would hunt this ogre that is beating up anon as fast as they heard of it. They're the real white knights of the monster girl world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 23:57:29 2015 No.13927137 >>13927073 You've got two comments roughly a minute after I made that post and both of them are about the silly image you used. Meanwhile nobody's given a serious answer to your original question still. You sure showed me I guess.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:06:31 2015 No.13927217
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>Be an explorer on an ancient island in search of the sacred feathers and ashes of a phoenix.
>On your way to the mountain the phoenix was suppose to live on you accidentally get got in a trap that knocks you unconscious.
>The next thing that happens is that you wake up on a bed inside a small hut with these two beauties staring at you.
>You recognize them by the tribal markings to be the Amazonian inhabitants of the land, and take out a translation book from English to their language.
>You find out from scrolling between pages for the words they say that both of the girls are sisters (Silver one being the eldest, and the one with black hair the youngest) in a small village close to the mountain the phoenix lives on, and that you walked into their trap for a wild boar, and cost them a weeks worth of food and must take responsibility.
>The older sister says you can repay them with your body and becoming a house man for her and her sister for life, or they can kill you.

What do you do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:07:37 2015 No.13927231 >>13927217 I'll take death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:08:11 2015 No.13927238 >>13927217 Amazons a shit, I'll try valhalla

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:09:13 2015 No.13927248 >>13927217 I'll kill them a boar so we're even. If they don't like that I'll kill them too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:09:24 2015 No.13927251 >>13927217 I'll give one of them more love then the other so they squabble over me and I can slip out

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:09:26 2015 No.13927253 >>13927217 They're human Amazons? I'll take death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:09:55 2015 No.13927259 >>13927217 Househusband is fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:11:27 2015 No.13927280 >>13927251 Which one would you give more love to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:15:24 2015 No.13927331 >>13927217 Jokes on you this was my plan to get husbando'd all along

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:17:31 2015 No.13927350 >>13927280 The eldest. I would tell her she's stronger and more beautiful then her sister, give her better meals, and be more into the sex. I'll ignore the other one for as long as I can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:18:53 2015 No.13927361 >>13927217 I'll kill them instead I aint no pussy explorer

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:19:53 2015 No.13927373 >>13927217 >cake or death I'll take death

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:26:55 2015 No.13927429 >>13925649 http://pastebin.com/bTuxBDFH I was procrastinating a lot, sorry if it's shitty. Also, I'm not dead after a year of inactivity. I'm back bitches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:29:38 2015 No.13927452 >>13927429 >Omachan I've been here since /a/, and I literally no idea who the fuck you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:31:39 2015 No.13927465 >>13927452 I don't know who I am either though I did post a little bit on /a/.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:35:43 2015 No.13927482

>>13926146
One of her mechanical creations malfunctions and goes horribly wrong, depriving me of my arm.
She has trouble forgiving herself for what she's done, even when
I get a prosthetic and use it to act like a chuuni, occasionally spouting rubbish about the dark power inside my arm, or how my hand glows with an awesome light.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:42:37 2015 No.13927536 >>13927217 Buy them the damn food? Fucking savages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:54:48 2015 No.13927635 >>13927429 Damn, even for a Lilim that was surprisingly quick. Also the Alp was adorbs and I could stand to see more Paladins acting as the Straight Man to horny monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 00:57:00 2015 No.13927659 >>13926685 Yep. That's exactly what I had in mind. She's gonna get those eyebrows loved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:00:44 2015 No.13927696 >>13927635 Yeah sorry I had to shorten it up because I'll be going to bed soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:02:30 2015 No.13927719 >>13926710 This looks promising. Why not? Not the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:06:15 2015 No.13927746

>>13927635
>>13927429

Also, next time you do something similar I'd say have the victim suffer a little for it as well. It feels like the Alp didn't really earn this and learned next to nothing. He might just alp again while Mr. Paladin is shouldering all of the burden.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:08:19 2015 No.13927756 File: 63 KB, 600x800, 1439527788726-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:09:21 2015 No.13927770 >>13927756 Is this that super-expensive dakimura I heard about before?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:09:51 2015 No.13927774 >>13927756 Daki of the century.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:10:29 2015 No.13927779 >>13927770 Super expensive and, apparently, sold out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:11:12 2015 No.13927789 >>13927756 That's actually pretty cool. Would never buy one myself at that price, but it's still cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:11:57 2015 No.13927796 >>13927756 Holy shit that's terrifying. And arousing. No I do not have a fearboner. Come off it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:12:41 2015 No.13927801 >>13927756 >talk of a Papi wingspan daki since this one did well

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:13:03 2015 No.13927809 File: 303 KB, 1063x1280, 72d1e56649cec9bc730a7cd20a60b566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh! You're taking a ride on the metro, only to conk out and wake up while sitting in this womans lap! What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:13:06 2015 No.13927810 >>13927789 How much was I again? Like 400 dollars US?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:13:55 2015 No.13927818 >>13927810 1000

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:14:23 2015 No.13927823 >>13927809 Did you mean lap pillow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:14:31 2015 No.13927825 >>13927810 You fucking wish it was thAT CHEAP

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:14:40 2015 No.13927827 >>13927809 Go back to sleep and hope I wake up somewhere that isn't horrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:15:17 2015 No.13927832 >>13927809 Rape! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! There's a rapist on the metro!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:15:29 2015 No.13927834 >>13927823 Whatever floats your boat. >>13927827 Like her bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:15:31 2015 No.13927836 >>13927809 That depends. Is her head still on her body when I wake up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:16:13 2015 No.13927848 >>13927809 Take off her head and lay it in my lap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:16:32 2015 No.13927852 File: 176 KB, 570x434, 293136_v0_600x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927818 THE FUUUUUCK!? The fuck is that pillow stuffed with, baby angel butt cheeks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:16:32 2015 No.13927853 >>13927779 From what I heard, there weren't even 20 of them (about 17 or so). I mean, yeah, something that massive and expensive selling out is crazy, but it's not like they had a huge shipment of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:16:53 2015 No.13927856 >>13927834 I was thinking more like in another monster girl's lap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:17:18 2015 No.13927864 File: 209 KB, 1280x776, 1438855126531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927852 It's a big pillow

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:18:45 2015 No.13927875 File: 218 KB, 936x872, 1437680804779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! Turns out your imouto is actually the leader of the local delinquents! What do?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:20:14 2015 No.13927889

>>13927852
It's 7 meters long! You need 3 or 4 regular sized body pillows just to fill it, and those can run you about ?100 a pop for good ones. And can you imagine the amount of work it takes to make a case that big?

Granted, I think they were actually going for somewhere in the ballpark of $800 (100000 yen) from what I heard, but still. The price adds up pretty fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:20:18 2015 No.13927890 >>13927875 Tell them to be good girls or else. The 'else' being me using the dreaded hair ruffle techniques passed down from father to son in my family.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:20:33 2015 No.13927891 >>13927875 Ask if she can hook me up with some cool tough older girl who can protect my smile

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:20:37 2015 No.13927892

>>13927834
Nigga you were the one said wake up sitting in her lap, that makes no sense, not even mentioning the wrong use of preposition. Who has someone sleep on their lap, sitting on them, that isn't carrying a toddler or something? I'm a grown ass man, I'm not sleeping sitting on anyone's lap.

That said, I'd ask where I am and who she is and why does it look like she's hiding and should we be running.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:20:53 2015 No.13927899 >>13927875 As long as she doesn't kill anybody or turn into a christmas cake teacher with alcohol as her only friend, it's fine!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:21:01 2015 No.13927902 >>13927875 Ask if she'll invite that monoeye over for the night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:21:42 2015 No.13927913 >>13927875 You act like I didn't know. I'm the one who keeps her rampages contained to other delinquents. Mainly with platonic headpats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:21:55 2015 No.13927917 >>13927899 >christmas cake teacher with alcohol as her only friend Isn't that the path she must walk, though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:23:11 2015 No.13927931 >>13927875 Have her cut me in or I show her gang that video I took of her dancing to ABBA's Dancing Queen while gussied the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:23:12 2015 No.13927932 >>13927917 She could just lower her standards! Prince Charmings on White Horses don't exist in this day and age!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:24:09 2015 No.13927943 >>13927932 Shut up grandma!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:24:24 2015 No.13927948 >>13927889 Who buys this, and why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:24:25 2015 No.13927950 >>13927932 I want to be her student who tries his best to cheer her up and let her know alcohol doesn't have to be her only friend!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:25:38 2015 No.13927962 >>13927932 Have they ever?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:26:21 2015 No.13927972 >>13927950 Would you say that your dream was to grow up to become her husband, or, failing that, an astronaut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:26:34 2015 No.13927974 >>13927809 Wonder why the fuck I'm on a metro. I'm not poor or European so I have no reason to be.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:27:52 2015 No.13927985

>>13927948
Why does anyone buy a daki?

But in all seriousness, just imagine the bragging rights that come with something that is A) that massive, and B) that unique (less than 20 of them were printed). Plus, that dude looks comfy as fuck wrapped in that huge pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:28:37 2015 No.13927991 >>13927875 Help her rule the city and use her powers for good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:29:09 2015 No.13927998 >>13927756 Holy fucking shit, that's like... like having someone love you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:29:57 2015 No.13928011 >>13927972 Fuck man I'm tired and can't remember where that quote is from, please help me out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:30:09 2015 No.13928017 >>13927991 Local, as in the ones skipping classes to smoke at her school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:30:20 2015 No.13928018 >>13927985 I doubt that's something you brag about. How is he gonna wash it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:30:22 2015 No.13928020 File: 68 KB, 305x280, 1439530222065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927998 But I love you anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:31:09 2015 No.13928030 >>13928011 Sensei Lock-on!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:31:23 2015 No.13928033 >>13928018 >I doubt that's something you brag about. Anon are you stupid or have you never seen an otaku?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:32:37 2015 No.13928049 >>13927972 I'm going to hold both her hands and tell her that! I want to be her husband, I want to massage her back and feet when she comes home, and cook her a nice meal so she can relax!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:32:46 2015 No.13928051 >>13928030 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:33:38 2015 No.13928064 >>13927756 Looks comfortable, but why is it $1,000?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:33:47 2015 No.13928067 >>13928017 Missquote?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:35:16 2015 No.13928088 >>13928020 Not him, but I love you too, as a friend. Friend zoning an mg is just asking for a rape, unless she's a cowardly type.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:35:27 2015 No.13928092

>>13928018
Maybe you don't brag about it to normies, but any of your otaku friends would probably flip their shit if you came back with that.

As for washing, it looks like the case has multiple body pillows in it , so you'd wash the pillows individually, then the case most likely.

I said this on /a/: I won't judge anyone for having a non-nude daki, but by buying one you have to admit you are going to have some seriously cringeworthy baggage associated with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:35:31 2015 No.13928094 File: 484 KB, 1020x574, 1388869070451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928064 >Needing to ask this question

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:35:43 2015 No.13928099 >>13928067 No, I mean they're not big enough to take over a city.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:36:42 2015 No.13928113 >>13928033 The latter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:37:12 2015 No.13928121 File: 48 KB, 875x800, 1389328923498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ayy lmao~

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:37:31 2015 No.13928129 >>13928099 Oh sorry, then I'll help her gang get bigger and take over the city, then the country, then the world!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:38:09 2015 No.13928135 >>13928064 It's only about 800 (it was selling for 100000 yen). But think about it: >Custom sized case >Enormous custom print >4 body pillows to fill it >Limited quantities (<20) The dollars rack up fast if you break it down

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:38:15 2015 No.13928136 File: 522 KB, 800x1163, 1409669245274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928129 You think you bad? You ain't nothing!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:38:35 2015 No.13928140

>>13928092
That is true. Let's face it most people find it a bit weird for kids to sleep with pillows with an image of their favorite characters.

Add an adult with a sultry cover and you have a recipe of explaining.

That being said at that point I'm pretty sure you wouldn't care what others think of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:39:09 2015 No.13928152 >>13928121 >tfw no Yautja gf The satisfaction of training everyday to dom her would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:39:37 2015 No.13928163 >>13927756 I would buy one just for kicks if I could afoord it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:41:14 2015 No.13928183 >>13927756 Still waiting for a Shark Mermaid daki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:41:39 2015 No.13928188 >>13928136 We're the baddest gang in the land! If I could remember some cool quotes from fightan manga I'd put them here!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:42:10 2015 No.13928194 >>13928135 I can understand the limited quality thing increasing the price. You can't just walk up to a company or single person and ask for custom orders It's print in bulk or pay extra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:42:19 2015 No.13928197 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, 1434851260087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:43:03 2015 No.13928205 File: 507 KB, 800x1124, 1396496534106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928136 Gangs of Monster Girl City when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:43:37 2015 No.13928212 >>13928188 You're a hundred years too early to be challenging the Temple Street Gang! >>13928205 Never, because when I last time suggested it, we started to talk about online piracy for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:44:04 2015 No.13928219 >>13928183 I want a Raptor Harpy, Shark Mermaid, Dairy Centaur, Pink Slime, and Long-leg Spider Daki so I can cuddle them all at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:44:23 2015 No.13928224 >>13927972 I'll be both, and show her how awesome space is!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:44:37 2015 No.13928227 >>13928197 Pitter-patter, time is rushing! Is it time to get snuggly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:45:23 2015 No.13928235 File: 3.03 MB, 1500x2025, -0.86.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928121 Ayy lmao's count as MGs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:46:43 2015 No.13928258 >>13928205 >>13928212 Gang of Minotaurs secretly working for the Temple of Hathor when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:47:07 2015 No.13928265 >>13928219 And I want a Raptor Harpy, Shark Mermaid, Lightweight Centaur, Black Slime, and Large Spider. All as homestays under one roof!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:47:38 2015 No.13928272 >>13928258 The Pulpit Bulls?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:52:11 2015 No.13928313

>>13928258
>Monster Girl City.
>Be a no good punk, tagging the outside wall of a Hathor Church.
>All of a sudden, mutliple shadows are cast over me.
>It's a group of Minotaurs, the leader lifts me up by the scruff of my shirt.
>"Huh?! You got some fucking nerve kid, tagging in OUR territory."
>Some of the Minotaurs block us off from the roaming public, staring them down to not interfere, while the rest move in.
>"You made the wrong moove, punk..."
>Hours later wake up in a hospital, beaten the fuck up, with a glass of chocolate milk resting on my bedside table.

Such is life when you fuck with the wrong Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:55:30 2015 No.13928335 File: 131 KB, 741x1200, 1392538536717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928205 >>13928313 >Gangs of Monster Girl City Can't do that without Mad Hatter, no sir. She'll drink your milkshake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:56:36 2015 No.13928349 >>13928335 B-Butcher Belle?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:57:20 2015 No.13928361

>>13924257

And then when you wake up you notice that she's still asleep. And she's wearing the happiest smile as she sleeps. You feel that the hair she has around you is more lax than when she was awake and it seems to twitch a little here and there which feels nice against your bare skin. There's not a sound to be heard in your house save for her soft breathing. The idea of leaving this quiet moment feels wrong so you get back to embracing her and falling back into a peaceful sleep.

Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:57:23 2015 No.13928362 >>13928335 >The wonderland girls own that one section of city >You know the one, the one not even the rival gangs want to go to

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:57:35 2015 No.13928368 >>13928349 You can call her Auntie. After all, she taught you all you know about surviving on the mean streets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:57:37 2015 No.13928369 File: 153 KB, 554x444, 1438356920963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did your waifu cry during 9/11?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:59:29 2015 No.13928392 >>13928369 She's not fucking real. Even if, she's not American.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:59:36 2015 No.13928394 >>13928369 No, and neither did Doom. That's so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 01:59:37 2015 No.13928395 >>13928368 Yes, but she killed my mother!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:00:26 2015 No.13928397 >>13928394 Yes he did, look, the picture is right there. In black and white and color.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:01:18 2015 No.13928408 >>13928369 >doom >giving a shit about 9/11

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:01:36 2015 No.13928411

>>13928369
No because she lives on the west coast and gives no fucks about an event that spurred a reason for conservatives to fight hard yeah their way into the middle east for two decades. Oh and also gave a big middle finger to the constitution.

She'd rather care about having teachers good enough to teach her kids than knowing that all that money to train better teachers is put into shoddy warehouses that no ones uses in the middle of a desert.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:01:56 2015 No.13928417 >>13928397 No, that didn't happen. It's too stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:02:34 2015 No.13928422 >>13928411 oh look Jon Stewart went off the air to shitpost more on /mgg/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:02:57 2015 No.13928427 >>13928395 No anon. She IS your mother.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:03:12 2015 No.13928430
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>>13928369
Even in his divine magnificence, the mighty DOOM is human enough to mourn senseless loss. DOOM is the hero we need, but we do not deserve the benevolent rule of DOOM.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:03:31 2015 No.13928433 >>13928369 With tears of joy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:04:01 2015 No.13928437 >>13928369 God damn comics suck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:04:11 2015 No.13928438 >>13928227 Yup. For the next few hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:05:54 2015 No.13928449 >>13928427 That's not true! That's impossible!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:06:37 2015 No.13928455 >>13928411 >west coast I'm guessing a liberal posted this. Obama was the worst president we ever had gays are cancer Trump 2016 >>13928427 I want to marry my delinquent mother monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:09:03 2015 No.13928491 >>13928369 Here's a better version of that image. http://i.imgur.com/VbWo3pd.jpg

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:10:18 2015 No.13928511

>>13928437

Yep they sure do. This is one of the reasons I like manga and other foreign comics more. Because they have a tendency to finish, end and be done.

Instead of dragging on and on and including whatever messed up thing pops into the writers' heads, until it becomes so convoluted to the point where studying law seems to make more sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:11:05 2015 No.13928521 >>13928430 I want DOOM to subvert the demon lord and the chief god and create a utopia for both men and monsters! One world under DOOM!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:16:12 2015 No.13928579 File: 194 KB, 937x852, Two great girls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928511 Hey, One Piece is a manga, it's been going on forever, the author incorporates whatever his editors let him and it's still fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:21:21 2015 No.13928612 >>13927801 ...I bought Z-Ton's Centaur Daki. Might get that one too. Harpy hug pillow that hugs you back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:22:32 2015 No.13928623 >>13928612 Pictures or GTFO

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:22:39 2015 No.13928625

>>13928579
Yeah but it has a confirmed end, and every adventure brings that end closer and closer.

And One Piece isn't planned on multiple timelines, characters brought back to life all the damn time and having multiple issues on a death of a main character, only for him to be immediately brought back the next issue. Then have multiple planned reboots telling the same beginning with no promises on finishing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:22:47 2015 No.13928630 File: 721 KB, 800x600, 145985439034543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928612 Dare you accept the Royal Invitation?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:24:26 2015 No.13928641

>>13928135
100,000yen works out to $800 in most territories. $1000+ in Canada though cause our dollar is really hurtin' right now because fucking Harper can't think of anything better to do but waste our money on an overly-long Federal Election Campaign so he can publicly smear his rivals.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:26:14 2015 No.13928659

>>13928408
>>13928394
>>13928417
I know right? This is a man who rules his own country, bitch-smacked the devil, and gave the finger to a desperate man who just wanted to save the woman who raised him.

What the fuck does he care what some sandniggers do to some buildings in the same city as his arch foes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:26:38 2015 No.13928660 File: 485 KB, 600x848, 1439533598365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That wonderful day when your daughter becomes a shrine maiden at your wife's shrine. What events would you be proud of with your MG daughter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:27:45 2015 No.13928665 >>13928660 The day she gets married and moves out of the house.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:28:24 2015 No.13928670

>>13928511
Let's not forget the worst part about Western Comics. Rather than ever doing anything new, they just reset every few years, re-telling the same basic stories they have for the past century, updated to current social and political standards, and reverting any actual development characters have gone through.

Well, Marvel and DC anyway. Independent publishers and less known groups are able to publish actual stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:29:25 2015 No.13928679 >>13928623 What pictures? It's not out yet. I just ordered the thing. It comes out in September. That's the currently advertised release date anyhow. God I hope it gets postponed or I am going to be way past broke at the end of September...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:29:34 2015 No.13928682 File: 436 KB, 539x750, 1439533774288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928660 Dicking

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:32:14 2015 No.13928703 File: 446 KB, 564x800, Perfection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928660 I dream of that day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:32:41 2015 No.13928707 File: 100 KB, 850x735, fox87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it mofu time yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:32:56 2015 No.13928708 >>13928660 The day she builds her first large-scale sand sculpture in the backyard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:35:11 2015 No.13928727 File: 593 KB, 800x600, 1403642978836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928707 I'm ready to go Fox hunting. Or maybe end up being the one hunted instead.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:35:33 2015 No.13928729

Ok Anon, either because you've been working the streets or just simply walking them, a monster girl driving by has offered you a substantial amount of money for you to go to a business trip with her to pose as her boy friend.
You will receive the money at the end of the week long trip and, if you want, you can continue dating her.

First off, roll the girl.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Now for her attitude d10:

1. Tomboy
2. Himedere
3. Race Norm
4. Deredere
5. Dandere
6. Light Tsun
7. Kuudere
8.Light Yan
9. NEET
10. The Genkiest

Next up, body type (for slimes this is their preferred form): d10

1. Tall (Foot or two taller than normal.
2. Chubby (A little extra padding, you pick where most of it goes)
3. Short (Foot or two shorter than normal)
4. MUSCLE (Looks like a mino on steroids)
5. FAT (Pot belly, heart shaped bottom, and huge breasts [hips if loli] but only chubby cheeks, no extra chins)
6. Loli (CC if already a loli)
7. Skinny (no extra meat to speak of, not anorexic)
8. Toned (Gym bunny type body)
9. Oppai loli
10. Normal

Quirks d10:

1. Mob Boss: Turns out the 'business' deals in illegal potions, selling kidnapped guys as husbands, and the 'removal' (Marriage) of troublesome people
2. Endless Money: Don't know where the money comes from but she never runs out.
3. Chimera (Roll a new MG and mix it with her)
4. Twins (Both are of equal company rank, roll new body type, attitude, and quirk [which is shared])
5. Shiny (Has a unique coloring)
6. Pygmy (Half the normal size of body type)
7. Dire (50% taller than normal girls and muscled)
8.Secretly a Kunoichi
9. Has three kobold assistants (roll personality and body type, don't need to be romanced)
10. Secretly a super hero (essentially batman)

So guys, hows it go?
Do you stay with her or are you one and done?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:36:09 2015 No.13928735 >>13928660 Making good friends, having good grades and getting to a good college. Basically traditional Asian values. That and seeing her enjoy a hobby.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:36:40 2015 No.13928740
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>trying to keep track of comic characters when they're basically archetypes and getting frustrated at the mess that gets created when every writer has a go at every character, whether they're good or bad
>not following your favorite writers and their runs
>not checking out recommended reading lists if you don't know who your favorite writers are yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:36:51 2015 No.13928742 File: 40 KB, 508x546, 1439171039726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928707 It's always mofu time

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:37:36 2015 No.13928749 >>13928729 >Khepri >Neet >Skinny >Dire A skinny, dire, neet, Khepri. I am very confused.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:37:39 2015 No.13928750 >>13928729 >Chubby Jabberwock crossed with a Kitsune-bi. Ghost Wockjob! Woohoo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:39:03 2015 No.13928758 >>13928749 A Kephri who spends all her day watching anime but her dire species burns off whatever fat she'd get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:39:10 2015 No.13928761 >>13928729 >fat light tsun nekomata mob boss That's disgusting, into the trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:40:13 2015 No.13928768 >>13928761 That's fine, it's not like she actually wanted to date you or anything.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:41:23 2015 No.13928781

>>13928729
>light yan
okay then, I now feel a pain in my sternum
>tall
whelp now officially manlet
>Dire so extra tall
wow I feel like a child
>Familiar
Just ez gaem ez lyfe

>She's now your height and is more aggressive on trying to dom you
>Doesn't work because you end up cuddle fucking
>Even when she's scary enough to kill
>Just one touch and it's all good

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:41:31 2015 No.13928782 File: 75 KB, 400x436, nmj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928660 When she realizes there is no rhyme or reason, or greater meaning to life and realizes we may all drink, smoke, use, and screw ourselves to death.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:43:08 2015 No.13928789

>>13928369
That is some seriously stupid shit right there. Comic book villains kill innocents all the time. I'd accept Doom crying because he didn't think of it first and he was being really immature over the whole thing, but to actually have him mourning is just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:44:18 2015 No.13928798 >>13928729 >Light Yan Loli Harpy Mob boss I'm not sure if I really have any choice in the matter as to whether or not I stay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:45:34 2015 No.13928806 File: 1.63 MB, 1560x2200, ryu223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928729 Race: Ryuu attitude : racial norm body type: short A super hero Ryuu? whaaa? ok, too weird for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:46:36 2015 No.13928817 >>13928806 Well, she is a goddess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:47:18 2015 No.13928821 File: 690 KB, 900x1200, 1399239705209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928729 >Tsun chubby dire Gazer Oh dear...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:47:47 2015 No.13928825 File: 1.59 MB, 930x1800, 143737947534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928806 The great and terrible Weathermancer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:48:11 2015 No.13928831 >>13928729 >Genki, Short Tehntacle Well that sounds ni- >Secretly a Kunoichi Well, that explains the tentacles that look like legs and don't feel like foam. She's getting married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:49:11 2015 No.13928834 >>13928821 Embrace the slightly soft muscle cuddles because she's only doing it to help you sleep better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:50:35 2015 No.13928849 http://g.e-hentai.org/g/802845/6b7bf6ddda/ Just gonna drop this off here.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:52:17 2015 No.13928863

>>13928729
>Triplets
>Chubby Genki Cheshire Cat
>Toned Genki Cheshire Cat
>Chubby Tomboy Cheshire Cat
Each of them have three Kobold Assistants.
>Tall Kuudere Kobold
>Short Tomboy Kobold
>Toned Light Tsun Kobold
>Toned Genki Kobold
>Chubby Deredere Kobold
>Skinny Light Tsun Kobold
>Skinny Normal Kobold
>Short Himedere Kobold
>Short NEET Kobold.

Oh god, I'm gonna be swamped in fat Cheshire asses. Remember that pic of Hathor? It's pretty much like that with a bit more in the hips for the chubby Cheshires.
How do I keep ending up with large groups? First the Hobgoblins and now this.
Oh, and yeah I stay with them. How can I call myself an ass man if I turn down that much wonderful ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:53:40 2015 No.13928871 >>13928729 >weresheep >race norm >skinny >Unique colouring So I get propositioned by a skinny narcoleptic who has gone and dyed her wool for some reason. None of this does anything for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:54:20 2015 No.13928878 >>13928863 >Chubby Chesires >>13928750 >Chubby Jabberwocks Wonderland really needs to get a fitness campaign going, fat cat tats and fat dragon asses can't be that good right?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:54:50 2015 No.13928881

>>13928729
>Amazoness
Oh boy!
>Tomboy
I love her already.
>Tall
And I'm a manlet. What a couple we'll make, eh?
>Chimera
Uhh...
>Living Doll
How does this exactly? Is she an Amazon Action Figure or what? Well no matter. I'm very much in touch with my inner child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:55:03 2015 No.13928883 >>13928849 >Not the colored version. For shame anon. http://g.e-hentai.org/g/802454/dd7787b136/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:55:04 2015 No.13928884 >>13928849 Poor man, his head sandwiched between two pairs of fat cat tats while the third bounces on his cock, never tiring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:56:12 2015 No.13928891 >>13928884 Meant to reply to >>13928863

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:56:55 2015 No.13928899 >>13928881 She lost an arm and a leg in the war and is a shell shocked old veteran from in. She has prosthetic porcelain ones now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:57:25 2015 No.13928902 >>13928883 Found that one shortly after I posted. Never hurts to read it twice to make sure I really understand the complex dialogue.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:57:47 2015 No.13928904

>>13928729
>Himedere short Charybdis
>Triplet #1: Deredere oppailoli Charybdis
>Triplet #2: Light Tsun Tall Mantis/Charybdis Hybrid

What does their car look like and how am I able to ride with them?

At any rate triplets is too much and I don't care for sea monsters at all. I'm probably going to regret it on the second day and wonder when it's going to end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:57:51 2015 No.13928906 >>13928881 Yep, a doll built by a wizard that looks and acts like an amazon. turns out she was killed and rebuilt, her soul stuck in the body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:58:48 2015 No.13928910 >>13928904 Also that Mantis Charybdis freaks me out. She's like an antlion except with water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:00:06 2015 No.13928924 >>13928910 You forgot that the quirk is for all of them so they ALL are mantis/charybdis hybrids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:00:57 2015 No.13928928 >>13928906 Even wizards agree that amazons are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:02:26 2015 No.13928937 >>13928924 At the end of the week I'm going to be running away screaming.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:02:29 2015 No.13928938

>>13928884
>>13928891
It's worse when the Chubby Genki one takes her turns. Fat Cat ass bouncing up an down at an almost absurd speed. All while getting one arm massaged rapidly by a pair of firm, yet bountiful, breasts and having lewd things whispered into the ear on the other side.
And don't even get me started on when their assistants decide they want to join in.
I'm going to impregnate all three of them.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:02:33 2015 No.13928939

>>13928849
Pfft, or all the complaints about muh dick in maledom doujins this was the same shit.

>I'm no longer a virgin
>I came inside you and I literally have no choice but to join you

How was he even incapacitated if he has God's backing and pure prior to the rape, plus that guy at the end was doing just fine. 2/10 plot, 8/10 porn.

My boner is still angry though.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:02:58 2015 No.13928943

>>13928729
>karakasa-obake
>racial norm(devote,lonely)
>short
>dire.
This sounds like this could be exciting. I also find the idea of a sweet girl who's also big and strong cute as hell. Also, a dire girl who's shorter than most dire sounds incredibly adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:03:56 2015 No.13928948 >>13928906 >>13928899 I wonder if she'll let me keep her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:05:31 2015 No.13928958 >>13928939 Anon, anon. Its a doujin, look a the pretty pictures, not the funny words.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:05:33 2015 No.13928959 >>13927429 >read your pastebin I notice an incomplete story or two. Now you're back are you going to continue them? I know its been a while but closure is always nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:10:00 2015 No.13928996 >>13928369 No, it was just filthy Americans that died.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:10:20 2015 No.13928999 >>13928729 >http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm Chimera Tomboy Matango/Dark Elf with a Normal Body One and done, fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:10:31 2015 No.13929000 >>13928729 >get approached by a pygmy himedere loli manticore I would normally grab for a can of pepper spray on sight, but the idea of a stuffed-animal sized tailpussy trying to approach me on the street is too amusing to ignore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:17:54 2015 No.13929062 >>13928729 >Twin Liches >One is Race Norm and Chubby >Other one is Himedere with MUSCLES >Both are secretly Kunoichis I'm not sure what to feel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:29:18 2015 No.13929141 File: 484 KB, 682x835, 0e0264e5e9c5f4166f93fa5e82b90378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey kid, ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:33:54 2015 No.13929173 Good night Anons. Take care not to burn down the thread, the hellpups may get the wrong idea. Chara, you need to be more of a flirt. I don't think that I get that you're easy yet.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:33:55 2015 No.13929174

Guys I have a dark secret I wanna tell someone about

I am going to spoiler it cause i think it will gross some of you out, I really wanna do this:

I want to find a nice classy fox woman and make gentle intimate love with her and engage in a loving fun relationship with her

So how badly am I drawn into the world of MGs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:34:44 2015 No.13929180 >>13929141 >Ushi-Oni playfully spinning her seal around a claw That guy really needs a bigger "OH SHIT" look on his face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:34:50 2015 No.13929181 File: 1.04 MB, 1280x1024, We need a manly man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13929173 >more of a flirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:35:19 2015 No.13929187 >>13929174 Welcome fellow mufo-anon, or would that be Fox-anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:35:36 2015 No.13929190 >>13929141 >"Spiders, why'd it have to be spiders?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:38:23 2015 No.13929210 >>13929181 Chara please, he's just a loyal soldier of axis.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:38:29 2015 No.13929212

>>13929174
Two years ago I saw these threads and thought the MGE stuff was creepy and a depressing world to live in
A year ago I properly started browsing the threads
Now I can't fap to regular anime girls anymore and fantasize about being dragged off by a fuckhuge yandere werewolf a lot.

This place does bad things to you, friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:39:29 2015 No.13929217 >>13929212 >bad things What are these bad things and why would you bring them up after showing how much good we've done you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:39:58 2015 No.13929221 >>13929212 But MGE is creepy and a shit world to live in. I would rather die than live in a world like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:40:41 2015 No.13929226 >>13929212 Give it another year. You'll start wanting stuff of monstergirls in a different light besides fap material eventually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:42:38 2015 No.13929236 I want to reenact the final scene of Predator with a Jinko!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:45:54 2015 No.13929253 >>13929221 >But MGE is creepy and a shit world to live in It's better than this world at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:46:54 2015 No.13929257 >>13929236 You want a jinko to start laughing in a creepy, alien impersonation of one of your friends and have to outrun a huge dark matter explosion that will definitely turn you into an incubus if you were caught in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:48:00 2015 No.13929264 >>13928729 >Fit, Kuu double Chimera I did it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:49:06 2015 No.13929267 >>13929257 No I want to beat the shit out of her with trees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:55:01 2015 No.13929300 File: 650 KB, 800x800, fox24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your MG wife/gf like getting her ears rubbed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:56:31 2015 No.13929313 >>13929236 >"You are one ugly motherfucker" >Jinko tries not to cry >Cries a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:01:30 2015 No.13929345 >>13929236 I want to reenact the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises with a Jinko!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:02:52 2015 No.13929348 >>13929345 >"You're a big girl" >"A-are you calling me fat!?" >Jinko Bane starts sobbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:03:06 2015 No.13929350 File: 431 KB, 1240x2053, 1439534764580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apsara Tenjoin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:03:39 2015 No.13929352 I want to put a Jinko in a Battle Royale again

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:04:29 2015 No.13929362 >>13929313 I'm gonna hug that Jinko until she smiles again! Then we're going to go back to playing Predator vs Human!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:05:08 2015 No.13929363 >>13929348 That's when I cuddle her and tell her she isn't fat, she's just husky! healthy! Guys like a healthy girl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:05:45 2015 No.13929366 >>13929348 >"Are you calling me fat" I think at that point, she'd sooner show you exactly how fit she is than start sobbing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:08:00 2015 No.13929372 Anybody have a collection of links to some arachne stories? All I can recall are the neighbour rape and failed attempt at rape stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:09:33 2015 No.13929381 >>13929372 Peterdnzl did a great one about a human-monster contact war that heavily involved a poisonous arachne villain. She was pure fear boner material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:11:07 2015 No.13929393 >>13929372 That childhood friend one was nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:12:23 2015 No.13929395 >>13929381 The Spider and The Fly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:13:53 2015 No.13929404 >>13929352 Fuck you, never again. Waifu War this sunday. There will be no Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:14:40 2015 No.13929407 >>13929404 Will there be alps?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:15:21 2015 No.13929414 >>13929407 Perhaps one. And maybe paladin-chan will actually win for once, who the fuck knows?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:16:11 2015 No.13929417 >>13929350 The lips bug me and the eyes look too far apart, not to mention the nose too far up on the face. 6/10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:17:12 2015 No.13929423 >>13929395 That's the one. I wish he wrote that Black Lagoon style thing he was considering at one point, the guy was pretty good. Still, it might yet happen. Just earlier in the thread a long dead writefag posted something new after almost a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:19:56 2015 No.13929432 File: 163 KB, 398x351, 1404975008399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13929417 Oh... Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:24:49 2015 No.13929446 >>13929350 >>13929432 First attempt? I don't mean it harshly, just wondering. Stick around, we need more artists who aren't faggots like .Less.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:26:03 2015 No.13929449 >>13929350 Jesus fucking christ that looks horrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:26:17 2015 No.13929450 >>13929404 Normally I'd find these things to be annoying and spammy like a CYOA, but I'm really liking them for some reason. Looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:26:28 2015 No.13929451 >>13929446 Nah, not mine. I did get it from a drawfag, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:27:28 2015 No.13929453 >>13929450 Probably because they take place at a time when nobody's posting, AND they don't take up image space. It's largely fine under those conditions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:30:35 2015 No.13929465 >>13929300 Yes. very much so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:33:52 2015 No.13929480 >>13929300 Probably not. She would probably like hair ruffling and butt rubs though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:35:02 2015 No.13929483 >>13929453 True, the guy doing them only does it once a week and not every fucking day like CYOA runners did, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:38:13 2015 No.13929494 File: 61 KB, 326x388, 1439541493340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would a Kiki react to a Suumba?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:40:55 2015 No.13929502 >>13928729 >NEET normal Cait Sith/Goblin chimaera So, I got a haughty loli were-cat with horns, super strength, and good taste in anime? And I thought this was shit when I rolled Cait Sith, the rest saved it.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:41:37 2015 No.13929504

>>13929494
>Wake up one day
>Go outside onto apartment balcony with a cup of coffee to get a breath of fresh air
>See parade of Kikimoras and Shoggoths, along with other MGs who've entered the maid profession, stomping down the legislature, carrying signs saying things such as
>"No slimebas!"
>"Down with Slime-Suction!"
>"Slimes steal jobs and husbands!"
>And more.
>Gonna need more coffee today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:44:44 2015 No.13929512 >>13929502 I'd like a NEET cait sith. A lazy fat house cat to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:50:48 2015 No.13929532 >>13929494 >A Shoggoth making a rumba from her own body

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:52:32 2015 No.13929539 >>13929414 Put in Alpie as the Alp so we can laugh at his demise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:53:30 2015 No.13929546 >>13929532 >There are people who would trust a Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:53:55 2015 No.13929547 >>13929539 What if he wins?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:57:31 2015 No.13929560

>>13929546
I want to date a haughty Elder Thing girl who claims to be the smartest and most powerful dominant girl on the planet, then comfort her when she mumbles and cries because the Shoggoth meido across the street purposely spilled wine on her fancy white dress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:58:53 2015 No.13929562 >>13929547 Then may God have mercy on us all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 04:59:54 2015 No.13929566 >>13929560 I want a Mindflayer to give me a wet willie! both kinds

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:01:12 2015 No.13929574 >>13929547 Nooo. His odds would be 1 in 12 right? 1 in 18? Couldn't happen. Nooooo. He's just gonna die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:01:25 2015 No.13929575 >>13929504 Joining forces against the actual slime menace. Glad they could put their issues aside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:03:35 2015 No.13929584 >>13929574 Yeah, you're right. He'll probably fall into a pit in the first five minutes or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:03:40 2015 No.13929585 >>13929547 It'll be the only thing he ever succeeds at. Also, fuck you Alp, write something involving a Bipolar Chimera running for President. DO IT. DO SO NOW.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:04:48 2015 No.13929590 File: 222 KB, 1401x800, 156340894234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Well, what are you waiting for, you idiot? Untie us!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:05:28 2015 No.13929591 >>13929590 NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:05:54 2015 No.13929596 >>13929590 You're clearly there for a reason, and insulting someone is not a good way to get their help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:06:23 2015 No.13929598 >>13929585 Bipolar Chimera running for president? What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:07:00 2015 No.13929605 >>13929598 Was she a senator before? Should I fuck with her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:07:36 2015 No.13929607 >>13929605 Where did this idea come from and why is it being shouted out all of a sudden?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:07:41 2015 No.13929608 >>13929590 Why the hell aren't you wearing any tops? Is this a cultural thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:08:18 2015 No.13929610 >>13929590 You're clearly all dangerous Wolf Chimera Girls, I'm not going to let you loose, you're probably eat my face. Or at least sit on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:09:24 2015 No.13929615 >>13929607 "Don't fuck with this senator," etc.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:10:27 2015 No.13929620

>>13929598
You heard me bitch. A fucking Bipolar Chimera who has a plan for a prosperous United States whose greatest opponents are the other personalities with their own political agendas. Has anyone ever told you not to beat yourself up about it? Well fuck you because this bitch has to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:10:55 2015 No.13929624 >>13929607 Did she at least play college ball, and possibly have gone pro had she not joined the navy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:11:07 2015 No.13929626 >>13929615 >>13929620 O-okay.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:21:34 2015 No.13929694

>>13929605
>Alp writes it

Armstrong: "Good chap! I am Behooved to inform your cockles that I am quite a player of the ball of college, but must warn you old chap that fornication with me would be an indubitably poor show that would be ill advised!"

Raiden: "Jinkies!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:29:22 2015 No.13929747 Reminder to never eat at a restaurant run by a Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:30:48 2015 No.13929758 Reminder to always eat out a Succubus that runs a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:32:17 2015 No.13929763 Reminder to sometimes eat take-out from a Succubus restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:32:23 2015 No.13929764 Reminder to always eat out a Succubus that runs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:35:00 2015 No.13929772 Reminder that Tanukis own 99% of all major corporations out there, so support your privately owned independent small town Succubus restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:35:17 2015 No.13929774 >>13929694 I say old bean! Your ability to write in Alp's manner is jolly good! May I inquire where in the blazes you picked up such a topsy-turvy manner?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:38:03 2015 No.13929780 >>13929764 Reminder that a succubus always runs out of restaurants

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:39:20 2015 No.13929791 Reminder that Succubi stink and can't cook to save their lives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:39:42 2015 No.13929794 >>13929747 What if I bring my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:39:51 2015 No.13929796 >>13929774 >Haven't the foggiest. As much as I appreciate the chin wag I must take a ya hoo across the way. Pip pip and a good cheerio.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:40:43 2015 No.13929799 >>13929791 What if I lust for a woman that can cook good food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:41:11 2015 No.13929804 >>13929796 Why in the blazes is Alp suddenly some British wanker? I thought his dialogue was supposed to be something out of an 80's teen movie. COWABUNGA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:41:48 2015 No.13929807 >>13929799 Go for a Mantis, maybe a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:42:07 2015 No.13929808 >>13929791 Found the Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:43:38 2015 No.13929817 >>13929804 Surf's up, dudester!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:52:52 2015 No.13929852 >>13929817 Tubularly gnarly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:57:23 2015 No.13929876 >>13929799 >>13929807 Hinezumi are good cooks too I hear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:17:53 2015 No.13929931 What monster girls would help me remove kebab?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:20:14 2015 No.13929939 >>13929931 Nazi spiders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:22:57 2015 No.13929948 >>13929939 The best kind of spiders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:31:59 2015 No.13929980 File: 182 KB, 900x800, 1406097431208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The cow goes "も〜〜〜."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:33:53 2015 No.13929991 >>13929980 Someone get this chuuni cow some damn pants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:36:03 2015 No.13929999 >>13929980 What? Dumb cow, wear some fucking clothes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:40:45 2015 No.13930011 >>13929991 >chuuni What if she's just naturally japanese, anon? What then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:41:20 2015 No.13930016 File: 94 KB, 840x912, 09857371529b72afffff30750204875f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13929980 Frog goes croak

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:42:19 2015 No.13930020 >>13930011 Then why the hell is a Jap cow not in Japan? Fucking dumb foreigners not bothering to learn the language.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 06:46:25 2015 No.13930036 >>13930020 I don't know. Why do people in Neo Mexico speak Japanese in G-Gundam?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 07:27:49 2015 No.13930152 Could you fuck a slug? http://exhentai.org/g/842146/8fdb253080/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 07:59:17 2015 No.13930238 >>13930152 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 08:06:40 2015 No.13930265 >>13930152 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 08:11:34 2015 No.13930280 >>13929585 >President Would the head of a republic city state be enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 08:14:26 2015 No.13930292 >>13929931 Kikis

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 08:15:35 2015 No.13930295 >>13930152 Does she have slugs inside her vagina? What the hell?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 08:36:24 2015 No.13930367 File: 678 KB, 486x4123, Only Casuals Don't Get This Image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928630

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 08:38:42 2015 No.13930374 >>13930367 Harpy Twins were better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 08:49:27 2015 No.13930417 >>13930280 Well I'm doing it anyway and you only have yourselves to blame.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:04:01 2015 No.13930487

>700-year-old Kitsune
>Former warlord. Has purged many a continent in the name of Kitsune superiority.
>Mellowed out in her old age and deeply regrets her previous endeavors. Has made many sizable donations and created many programs to try and undo the harm she has released upon the world.
>Has had several human partners, but has been celibate for the past 500 years
>Has been completely uninterested in pursuing men...until you came along
>Used to be an absolute rape machine. Now she gets winded easily and prefers slow, soft sex. She's easy to wear out and abuse (she doesn't dislike it either)

Would you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:04:40 2015 No.13930491 >>13925925 holy shit thats too damn perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:05:15 2015 No.13930493 File: 216 KB, 441x553, foxy grandma.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13930487

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:14:13 2015 No.13930519 >>13930487 foxy grandma!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:17:54 2015 No.13930529 >>13930487 Yes, so much yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:28:21 2015 No.13930563 >>13930487 I probably couldn't bring myself to get abusive at her, but otherwise she sounds lovable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:31:52 2015 No.13930577 >>13929180 Given it's RS' MC he has every reason to be annoyed with her given she forcefully cuddled him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:33:33 2015 No.13930586 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13930487

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:38:23 2015 No.13930611 >>13930016 Froppy will never save you from a life-threatening situation. Why live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:44:37 2015 No.13930656 File: 322 KB, 724x1024, 1431630134574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >D-do you...do you think I'm cute? >I can understand if you don't. >But...it'd be really nice if you did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:45:40 2015 No.13930659 >>13930586 >>13930493 >>13930487 Writefags please, I need this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:48:47 2015 No.13930672 >>13930656 Doesn't your hair get in your eyes? Lemme help you with that. >>13930659 No anon. You must write it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:55:02 2015 No.13930685 >>13930656 Come back when you have a carapace, sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 09:58:26 2015 No.13930700 >>13930672 But anon I'm afraid of failing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:01:17 2015 No.13930714 >>13930700 Why do we fall, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:03:21 2015 No.13930719 >>13930656 Y-You are

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:08:29 2015 No.13930739 >>13930714 You tell me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:10:41 2015 No.13930754 >>13930739 I don't remember how that quote went anymore, but it was inspirational enough to turn that wimpy crybaby into Batman, so get to work and write that foxy old fox, or else!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:15:13 2015 No.13930778 >>13930754 Nah I'll just lay here, waiting for the cold embrace of sea slugs and the song of Rapture.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:17:22 2015 No.13930787

>>13930778
Let me put it this way, then. If you don't write it, I'll find a stick and then I'll poke at you with it until you either agree to write it, or I get bored and look for a writefag who can be bullied into writing things by getting poked with a stick.
How many do we have who can be bullied into working like that, I wonder?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:19:48 2015 No.13930800

>>13930700
Life is about minimising regrets, Anon.
And take it from me, you won't regret it even if you're story is subpar. Because if you don't like it, you can always just rewrite it.

But if you never write it, then you'll just continue as you are now, wishing that story into existence in vain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:22:59 2015 No.13930819 >>13930800 But what if people hate it and Monsoon breaks the fourth wall to laugh like the Cambodian faggot he is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:24:24 2015 No.13930828 >>13930819 Then you will improve. If you don't do it at all, you can't improve at all. And there will be no story. Ever. Don't do this to us lad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:26:41 2015 No.13930838 I am going to rape a dragon until they cry for mercy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:27:35 2015 No.13930843 >>13930838 That really ruffled my jimmies.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:28:16 2015 No.13930845

>>13930819
>what if people hate it

People won't hate it. They just won't be able to care less about it.

If it's bad, you'll fly under the radar and be forgotten in a matter of minutes.
If it's good, you'll get maybe even just one person saving it in some form or another, so they can read it again and enjoy it. And if just one person likes it that much, then you've succeeded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:36:45 2015 No.13930879 >>13930659 It was already done 2 years ago http://pastebin.com/1QMTdb6A

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:46:02 2015 No.13930924 >>13930838 That's mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:53:46 2015 No.13930959 >>13930838 I'm going to kiss a dragon until they blush with embarassmemt

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:54:53 2015 No.13930969 >>13930838 I'm going to rape you until you Alp

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:09:06 2015 No.13931022 >>13928729 >Genki Dormouse, surprisingly muscular, who is involved in the 'family business' I sense a problem here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:10:57 2015 No.13931033 >>13931022 She exercises in her sleep, and has happy dreams, which is why she always seems to be so upbeat, even while dozing.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:15:10 2015 No.13931054

>Egg laying waifu finally lays her first ever set of eggs
>She's ecstatic because she's going to become a mother
>The expected hatch day arrives and nothing happens
>'Well it's not uncommon that we get the wrong date.'
>A week later
>'Sometimes it takes a while to fully grow out and hatch.'
>2 week later
>'M-m-maybe the egg shell are just really really hard...'
>Another week later she's sobbing as the eggs are starting to rot, thinking she's a failure and doesn't deserve to be a mother
>suddenly there's a cracking sound as one of the eggs buried under the others hatches and out comes your daughter, leading to your waifu becoming Mega Overprotective
How do you feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:18:21 2015 No.13931066 >>13931054 How do you think I'd feel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:20:51 2015 No.13931074 >>13931054 Rush her to the doctor to see if the late birth affected her.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:32:22 2015 No.13931117

So when did horsepussy become a meme and not an actual grievance? I mean, the arguments are still fresh in my mind, and they are a far cry from the threads today where you have people defending getting off specifically on paws and claws and fucking animals because there's a pair of human-looking tits, and a human-looking face somewhere on the body to justify it. And then they act like you're the odd one out for thinking that the monster bits make the girl, but aren't there to be fapped to, not specifically at least, anyway. I mean, when did that happen? I know we've got a wide selection of people here, and I might have just caught the thread at a bad time, but still, shits coming up more often.

Is it because of the meme, that the argument can't be taken seriously anymore? I dunno, I kinda miss it. The horsepussy discussions were funny, as were the people trying to justify wanting to fuck a horse, I guess I just never considered their acceptance any time soon. I guess in the grand scheme of things I don't really give a fuck, but I wonder if the change will herald for good, or for bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:35:10 2015 No.13931125 >>13930879 That's a wee bit of a different flavor, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:37:34 2015 No.13931133 >>13931117 >implying it was ever serious Do you even have the old Horse Pussy vs. Snake Cloaca pic? That should tell you everything you need to know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:39:40 2015 No.13931139 >>13930969 >Wanting to rape a guy >Thinking you won't instantly alp the moment you try Try again faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:39:56 2015 No.13931142 File: 6 KB, 319x319, bait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13931117 Not this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:42:47 2015 No.13931154 >>13931117 I don't think anyone here faps to JUST the monster parts, mate. People may find monster girls' monster bits more or less arousing, but I doubt that anyone here likes monster girls only for the animal, and not the girl.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:43:45 2015 No.13931160

>Their defeat was merely a delay
>From the time after /monster/ opened
>When the Sons of /mgt/ would spill their own blood
>But no one wanted to believe
>Believe they even existed
>And when the truth finally dawned
>It dawned in FIRE
>But there is one they fear
>In their tongue he is Dovahkiin
>DRAGONBORN

>TFW you will never FUS-RO-DAH your waifu into estrus

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:45:25 2015 No.13931169 >>13931160 >Skyrim No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:48:18 2015 No.13931183 In their tongue he is >>13931160 Faggotborn

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:48:45 2015 No.13931187 >>13931160 This man has obviously become UNSTUCK in time. We have to get him back to 2010 before he's lost in time forever!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:51:28 2015 No.13931199

>You wake up to the sound of your waifu's voice
>As you open your eyes, you notice that you're tied to the couch
>There's a TV in front of you
>Your waifu grins sadistically
"Morning, Anon. Let's watch a movie."

It's time to see what horrible movie your prankster waifu is planning to inflict on you
>https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
>Roll d100
>the number you get is the number movie you have to watch from the IMDb Bottom 100
>http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom?sort=rk,desc&mode=simple&page=1

Best of luck, Anons. Here's hoping your waifu didn't gag you so that you can riff it together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:56:31 2015 No.13931220 File: 49 KB, 616x651, 1437164759189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13930828 >>13930845 Here I was under the impression /mgt/ hated almost everything that goes out of a certain spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:56:59 2015 No.13931225 >>13930487 Nah, I don't want stinky and old used goods.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:58:00 2015 No.13931227 >>13931199 >Doublegangers/Humshakals Well, I've never heard of it. I'll probably end up trying to turn the tables by teasing her with the promise of a doppelganger potion once we stop watching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:59:12 2015 No.13931233 >>13931220 We only hate yuri, monsterboys and anything not vanilla. Kitsunes are about as vanilla as you can get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 11:59:48 2015 No.13931237 >>13931199 >tfw when rolling a real D100 >tfw get Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders Oh, it's all kind of wizard up in here. It's probably my number 3 MST3K movie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:00:57 2015 No.13931245 >>13931199 >2 >Loud sweating >Saving Christmas. She's sleeping on the couch tonight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:01:09 2015 No.13931246 >>13931220 And one of those things is attention whoring. Do the story or don't, but stop feeding the begging faggots either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:01:56 2015 No.13931250 >>13931237 >your waifu puts the DVD in "TASTE THE RAINBOW OF FRUIT PAIN, ANON!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:02:33 2015 No.13931253 >>13931199 >Ghosts can't do it I'm mad . She should have just gotten a porno 18th ghost girls instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:03:27 2015 No.13931258 >>13931233 >Monsterboys Do those even exist in KC's setting? I don't even remember enough to care outside of yuri being canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:06:04 2015 No.13931263 >>13931258 >Do those even exist in KC's setting? Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:06:24 2015 No.13931265 >>13931258 Heh

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:09:18 2015 No.13931278 >>13931265 Liliraune and monster-on-human conversions exist. Doesn't mean we have to condone yuri, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:11:41 2015 No.13931290 >>13931278 This. MGE has weird monster-part-centric sex too, doesn't mean we suddenly have to accept it in our threads. The looser we are with KC's shitty canon, the better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:13:56 2015 No.13931297 >>13931250 How did I ever manage to marry a girl with such excellent taste? Next you'll say she's going to pull out Space Mutiny and make it a double feature, and my heart might explode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:16:23 2015 No.13931306 >>13931258 Nice bait, brah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:16:27 2015 No.13931307 >>13931297 >she brought in two golems dressed as Tom Servo and Crow to riff with you >you spend the entire rest of the day making fun of shitty movies together

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:16:40 2015 No.13931309 File: 446 KB, 419x586, 1425827104130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13931290 >MGE has weird monster-part-centric sex too Nigga please, I'd totally bump uglies with horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:16:57 2015 No.13931312 >>13931278 Nobody has a problem with a ffm relationship or with yuri being used to corrupt women though. The problem is "muh pure love" faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:17:40 2015 No.13931319 >>13931309 Frontpussy > horsepussy

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:18:33 2015 No.13931325

>>13931290
Nigga, that shitty canon is still the closest thing we've had so far to what people want, and the monster-part sex is like just 5 girls like Manticore with her onahole tail for fetishists. He even made centauri with goddamn frontpussies.
Just not getting the whole point of throwing it into MGQ category. MGE has it's flaws but it's almost as vanilla and traditional as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:18:38 2015 No.13931327 >>13931319 Why not both? They're attached to the same individual after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:18:50 2015 No.13931330 >>13931319 I remember when frontpussy was hated in these threads. Oh, wait, it still is. Kill yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:19:31 2015 No.13931335 File: 86 KB, 678x600, 1436937910035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13931054 that's a really fantastic, emotional, heart warming scenario you pictured I felt fuzzy thinking about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:19:41 2015 No.13931336 >>13931327 >two pussies For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:20:35 2015 No.13931340 >>13931336 To stick your penis in her vagina.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:20:44 2015 No.13931344

>>13931325
>Nigga, that shitty canon is still the closest thing we've had so far to what people want
I'm pretty sure most people here would prefer a setting with actual conflict and danger with girls that don't just go for the first guy they meet and care about things other than sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:21:20 2015 No.13931348 >>13931336 In KC's words they can develop a front pussy for a more intimate sexual relationship if they choose to. You can't really hug or kiss your waifu while you're plowing her pussy that's like 2 - 3 feet behind her torso.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:22:20 2015 No.13931355 >>13931344 >I'm pretty sure most people here would prefer a setting with actual conflict and danger with girls that don't just go for the first guy they meet and care about things other than sex. MGE actually does that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:22:30 2015 No.13931359 >>13931348 That can easily be solved by not wasting your time with horses in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:24:00 2015 No.13931371 >>13931340 Unless you have more than one peen, you still only need one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:24:37 2015 No.13931374 >>13931359 But Centaurs are love.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:25:23 2015 No.13931379

>>13931325
>and the monster-part sex is like just 5 girls

>Manticore
>anything with paws/claws
>Jabberwock
>Troll
>Mandragora
>Scylla/Kraken
>Charybdis
>Centaurs
>Akaname & Karakasa
>Lamias
>Alraunes
>Kitsunes
>Slimes
>Shoggoth
>Skeletons
>Wights
>Tentacle
>Familiar
>Matango/Mad Hatter

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:25:58 2015 No.13931382 Help /mgg/, I'm being troubled by Gho Gho Gho Gho-Gho Gho Gho Gho Ghost Girls in heaven. What do I do to shoo them away?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:26:35 2015 No.13931386 File: 88 KB, 600x800, 1416269743233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13931359 Don't be an ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:27:11 2015 No.13931389 >>13931374 And yet some people want them to change to fit their needs. Love huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:27:38 2015 No.13931390 >>13931199 >Holst with House of the Dead At least it is not the worst film.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:27:47 2015 No.13931392 >>13931355 MGE has conflict and danger, but it's all between humans only, monster girls are all basically pacifists. That's lame. There's also too many safety nets to prevent any kind of bad end from happening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:28:39 2015 No.13931398 >>13931386 I'm not, you're just mad that you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:29:14 2015 No.13931402 >>13931359 This. Love centaurs or hate them, frontpussy is a compromise that pleases nobody but that one frontpussy faggot. We call this Average's Law.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:29:18 2015 No.13931404

>>13931312
I'm pure love / first time fag, but have never viewed yuri as violation of this, strangely.

>>13931344
>conflict
It has one. DL vs. Order, radical human states vs. more accepting ones, rapey culture of savage monsters vs. more civilized humans' that many monsters assimilate into.
>danger with girls
Shit taste.
>don't just go for the first guy they meet
They "take likings" and never go for irremediable shitbags.
>things other than sex
Said to be exaggeration.

Something else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:29:49 2015 No.13931409 >>13931392 >Implying the "conclusion" of MGE isn't a bad end I mean, that's obviously up to your personal taste I guess, but still...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:30:50 2015 No.13931416 File: 471 KB, 703x1000, 705d8b1541a4bbb408cef8e6fd22266a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13931398 Nuh-uh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:31:19 2015 No.13931420 >>13931392 There's tons of games and series out there where monster girls are exclusively villainous. The entire point of MGE is to not be that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:31:45 2015 No.13931425 >>13931402 This and >>13931389, really. Either you take them as they are, or you get something else.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:32:11 2015 No.13931427

>>13931245
>As you're watching, a Krampus kicks down the door
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE"
"IS SOMEBODY TRYING TO KILL THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT"
>she sees Saving Christmas
>she gives you a pity-filled glance, hands you a mug of hot chocolate, and gives you a pat on the head
"Not even I would inflict that punishment on a naughty child. I'm so sorry."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:32:24 2015 No.13931428 >>13931404 Are you purposefully being dense? He's referring to the ancient "Yuri is the purest form of love" /u/ meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:32:48 2015 No.13931434 >>13931416 Give it up Anon, I have the high ground.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:33:16 2015 No.13931438 >>13931425 But look at it from the girl's perspective. No average guy would enjoy a centaur, so without frontpussy centaurs' marriage prospects would be limited to animal-fucking degenerates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:35:09 2015 No.13931446 >>13931199 >The Creeping Terror Hopefully it's the MST3K version..

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:35:16 2015 No.13931448 >>13931438 Except you're completely wrong. Just look at all the people who would line up for Cerea. She's always in the top 3 MM girls and has even held the #1 spot at various times.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:36:40 2015 No.13931452

>>13931379
>Troll
>Lamias
>Kitsunes
>Wights
>Familiar
>Scylla/Kraken
>anything with paws/claws
You didn't think this over did you? It's not kinky if she gives you a slightly different handjob using her bigger hands or holds you differently during snu snu. Oh yeah, and it'd still be 90% vanilla sex with any of them, even Memecores rate vagina sex higher.

The way it looks to me monster girl threads just aren't for you with those kinds of claims m8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:37:36 2015 No.13931456 >>13931438 What kind of shit girl would love someone who doesn't even love her the way she is and needs her to magic herself a second pussy? Fucking plebs, I swear...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:38:02 2015 No.13931461 >>13931448 Too bad she'll never get a chapter about her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:40:10 2015 No.13931474 >>13931428 Oh yeah, thought he meant yuri being a form of cheating. Seen that opinion too before so I thought it was that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:40:55 2015 No.13931479 >>13931461 You're breaking my heart man. It hurts more because it's true.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:44:57 2015 No.13931500

>>13931479
The one chance she had to shine.
And it was her looking like a bumbling retard, an idiot vegetarian who can't understand the concept of putting ham or cheese on a sandwich, and whose willpower is equal to that of the Crybaby Cyclops.
OH BUT SHE HIT A BOAR WITH A STICK, IT'S ALL GOOD!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:45:09 2015 No.13931504

>>13931452
>It's not kinky if she gives you a slightly different handjob using her bigger hands or holds you differently during snu snu.
The point was that there are more than just 5 girls that use monster features during sex. Stop moving the goalposts. And it's not like monster girls that are into kinky shit are rare. Are you one of those people who read encyclopedia entries and then assume that a girl will never, ever do anything that isn't explicitly mentioned and described in elaborate detail in her profile?
>Oh yeah, and it'd still be 90% vanilla sex with any of them, even Memecores rate vagina sex higher.
And foreplay isn't a thing? You think a Manticore would just stop using her tail altogether after perfecting her vagina for her man? Not even human girls limit themselves to vaginal only, ever.
>The way it looks to me monster girl threads just aren't for you with those kinds of claims m8.
What are you even trying to say

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:46:06 2015 No.13931509 I want a slime carrier to look at me while rolling a cherry around in her tongue!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:46:14 2015 No.13931510 Does anybody have any Krampus pictures? I've seen a few, but I can't find jack shit on Danbooru or Gelbooru.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:47:23 2015 No.13931516 >>13931500 >The one chance she had to shine. To her own self she's being true. You can't tell her what to do when she's gone guru.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:48:32 2015 No.13931523 >>13931504 It just one fag trolling with his "only vaginal non-monster sex allowed" posts Why do you keep replying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:50:14 2015 No.13931536 File: 146 KB, 453x558, 1418779446224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13931510

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:52:03 2015 No.13931549 >>13931199 >Birdemic My dick is flaccid for a whole month. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:55:59 2015 No.13931576 >>13931199 >Kiki wants to watch 'Warrior of the Lost World' VERY BAD MEN ...and the very bad mothers who love them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:56:02 2015 No.13931577 >>13931133 >>implying it was ever serious >Implying it wasn't Na, there was a time people were 100% legit with telling horsefuckers toget out. Not any more, clearly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:56:25 2015 No.13931582 >>13931448 >She's always in the top 3 MM girls and has even held the #1 spot at various times She has been 1# and 3# on the two official polls

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:58:48 2015 No.13931599 >>13931536 Man I really like Krampus' design but really hate the all-out sadisim

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:58:58 2015 No.13931603 >>13931448 People like Cerea for the tits, that's all. Japan is fucking obsessed with tits over all else, and are willing to put up with the horse half for it. I'm sure if the only had the ears and tail she'd be even more popular.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 12:59:43 2015 No.13931607 >>13931582 So Japan has shut taste, what else is new?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:00:57 2015 No.13931615 >>13931607 Shit up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:12:08 2015 No.13931660 I want to be haunted by an ancient Jinko spirit that keeps trying to eat me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:15:33 2015 No.13931674 >>13931199 Would a Hobgoblin lock herself in her room after watching Hobgoblins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:17:09 2015 No.13931682 >>13931674 >I can't get me if I lock the door!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:18:24 2015 No.13931690 >>13931674 Would a Troll lock herself in her room after watching Troll 2?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:35:02 2015 No.13931781 File: 207 KB, 1647x619, 1439571365590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man they really fucked it up on Gate

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:35:11 2015 No.13931784 >>13931599 That's her only problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:36:33 2015 No.13931786 >>13931781 Are they two different characters? Christ.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:37:30 2015 No.13931793 >>13931416 I want to bury my face in those breasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:37:59 2015 No.13931795 >>13931781 What the hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:41:57 2015 No.13931813 >>13931781 What the fuck is that thing? Hahahaha. >GATE fags will justify this adaption

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:44:36 2015 No.13931828 >>13931813 >Animeonlyfags will justify this adaption ftfy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:46:04 2015 No.13931834 >>13931828 Well, that's who I meant, really. Shoulda been more specific.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:46:39 2015 No.13931837 So if through some contrived bullshit you became a harem protagonist, which monster girls would you want to be attracted to you? Minimum number is 5, maximum number is 8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:46:39 2015 No.13931838 >Fagfags will just go read Drifters

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:50:21 2015 No.13931854 >>13931837 5 amazon sisters

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:50:27 2015 No.13931855 >>13931837 >Wight >Lich >Ghoul >Zombie >Doppelganger >Wisp >Shoggoth >Arachne Gods grant me the mamono mana to satisfy all eight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:51:40 2015 No.13931862 >>13928729 >Chimera >Kuudere >Toned >Endless money Yeah okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:51:47 2015 No.13931863 >>13931854 Your pelvis won't even be powder. It will be a fine mist. >>13931855 Someone likes their undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:53:18 2015 No.13931876 >>13931863 >Someone likes their undead. Yessiree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:53:29 2015 No.13931877 >>13931837 Do they have to be different types of monstergirls, or can I just have 7 of the same kind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:53:57 2015 No.13931880 >>13931837 >Crow tengu >Amazon >Wight >Lamia >Monoeye >Ghost

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:54:02 2015 No.13931881 >>13928729 >Medusa >Deredere >MUSCLE >Mob boss I think I'll enjoy this. A lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:55:03 2015 No.13931892 >>13931877 Either one, but the ones with different types are interesting. Maybe we can all play the "guess what this person's personality is like by their fav monsters" game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:57:39 2015 No.13931903 >>13931837 >Jinko >Manticore >Blue Oni >Arachne >Ushi-Oni >Minotaur or Holstaur (maybe have the best of both worlds with a buff holst) >If we're counting non-MGE-canon girls, shark girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:58:44 2015 No.13931911 >>13931903 You like your big dominant girls, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 13:59:14 2015 No.13931914 >>13931837 >Girtablilu >Kobold >Barometz >Minotaur >Cheshire Cat I'm Ok with these rolls. Chara Soon, despite what she seems to say, REALLY likes mobile suits. Also, Beecha can die by asteroid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:00:13 2015 No.13931921 >>13931781 Why is she a furry in the manga?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:00:28 2015 No.13931922 >>13931911 Yes. Oh yes. And buff girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:01:46 2015 No.13931931 >>13931837 >Kikimora >Jorou-gumo >Hinezumi >Salamander >Inari >Cyclops

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:02:08 2015 No.13931933 >>13931837 >Apophis >Thunderbird >Mindflayer >Jinko >Shoggoth >Manticore >Mantis >Wight A bit of everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:02:09 2015 No.13931932 >>13931837 >Yeti >Kitsune >Oni >Devil >Monoeye >Arachne >Some kind of Harpy >Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:02:43 2015 No.13931938 >>13931837 >Minotaur >Hellhound >Lamia >Wight >Oni >Another hellhound

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:04:22 2015 No.13931952 >>13931837 >>13931892 Fair enough. In that case: A cheery Dark Slime A quiet Sea Slime A nerdy Anubis A big, overprotective Hellhound An energetic Wyvern A refined, measured and caring Kejourou And if managable, a Lilim of the more polite persuation

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:04:30 2015 No.13931955 How much weird shit would a Shoggoth do to you in the bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:06:26 2015 No.13931967 >>13931921 Manga makes them more animalistic. The siren is just a mane of feathers with tits and a cute face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:07:21 2015 No.13931974 >>13931955 For starters, she would be the bedroom and the bed where you bang her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:08:12 2015 No.13931981 >>13931967 Fucking gross. What's wrong with Kemonomimi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:10:32 2015 No.13931995 >>13931921 I take the one from the manga over the anime even if she looks furry

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:10:40 2015 No.13931996 >>13931967 >The siren is just a mane of feathers with tits and a cute face. Got a picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:13:05 2015 No.13932013 >>13931199 >The Pumaman I can't help but feel this would be more amusing if I had a cat based one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:13:15 2015 No.13932017 >>13931837 ALL THE HOLSTAURS! Failing that, Centaur, Cyclops, Hobgoblin, Holstaur, Honey bee, Nightmare, Troll, Yeti. Fuck your number limit, there's plenty of others I want in there, though some of them are the types that wouldn't be in a harem.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:13:49 2015 No.13932020

>>13931409
>Implying the "conclusion" of MGE isn't a bad end
Well, the setting's natural conclusion is a bad end.

Humans grow fewer and fewer in number.
The development is exponential.
Bloodier and bloodier fights break over men.
Society decays and desperation grows until the monsters feel so cornered that the pacifism starts flaking off.
Wars, illegal human slave trade, genocides and other things intensify to the point where the DL may not be able to contain it.
And then the Happening comes and links theirs to a parallel world
And then the missiles and magic start flying
And then the nuclear weapons, mass destruction spells, weaponized parasites and highly corrupting monsters, radioactive isotopes, nuclear waste, chemical weapons filled with shit you'd see on the "things I will never work with"-blog, biological warfare, alchemical poisons and haphazardly put together supersoldiers created with barely understood magic rain upon both worlds until we have two planet's worth of the Zone

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:14:46 2015 No.13932027

>>13931955
She could make a bed out of herself along with a set of restraints, handcuffs and a gag to bind you to her. Just think about it, there's limitless possibilities for her.

Hell she could even make a dildo out of her own body and fuck herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:16:26 2015 No.13932037 >>13931996 I wish I've saved the comparison pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:16:40 2015 No.13932039 >>13931974 >>13932027 Eh, that's still just a slightly different variation on ordinary stuff you'd do with a human girl though. Hardly anything weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:17:01 2015 No.13932040 >>13932020 I feel like you just copy-pasted that from some old MGU post or something. That's pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:17:35 2015 No.13932042 >You'll never take a comfy nap with your daughteru after lunch on a quiet evening Life is cold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:18:17 2015 No.13932050 >>13932020 >then the Happening comes /pol/ was right yet again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:18:27 2015 No.13932051 >>13932020 I'm getting a bit of deja vu from this post.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:22:02 2015 No.13932069

>>13932039
>that's still just a slightly different variation on ordinary stuff you'd do with a human girl though
Well, what do you want then? Sex is always going to be sex. All you can really change is the stuff surrounding the sex. Their mouth, tits and vagina are still the same as a human's, so the only unusual things a Shoggoth could really do is restraints from her own body.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:24:17 2015 No.13932084

>>13932039
Well, if you want weirder things, you could do stuff like turn the shoggoth into a big blanket to wrap you up in while she has sex with you.
Or have her become an onahole, which is just her own body hollowed out and morphed into a sex toy from the waist down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:24:41 2015 No.13932087 >>13932040 Same, looks like something Xantcha/old Nieb would write, even the style is alike.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:28:33 2015 No.13932108

>>13932084
She can also make all kinds of different tentacles, presumably ones like Tentacle's would hardly be an impossibility for her. Or grow spooky mouths and probably other orifices anywhere on her body, that she could milk you with, all the while doing any of the other things you've described.
Are there even any limits to what you could do with a Shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:29:01 2015 No.13932111 >>13932040 >>13932087 I've never actually been to MGU. Clearly my ability to write nihilistic, exaggerated scenarios is unparalleled.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:34:27 2015 No.13932135

>>13932108
>She can also make all kinds of different tentacles, presumably ones like Tentacle's would hardly be an impossibility for her. Or grow spooky mouths and probably other orifices anywhere on her body, that she could milk you with
I don't think she would do any of those though. Remember that sex in MGE is still supposed to be largely the same as with a human girl, just way better.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:34:27 2015 No.13932136

>>13932108
Well, she's basically a more solid slimegirl. Instead of just sticking your dick in her or swimming in her, she reshapes body like putty and hardens/softens to immitate different materials.

I've only seen one story here to really go out of its way to make slimegirls versatile, and shoggoths might be able to go even further with a creative mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:35:27 2015 No.13932141 >>13932136 >I've only seen one story here to really go out of its way to make slimegirls versatile Which one would that be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:36:28 2015 No.13932145 >>13932135 >Remember that sex in MGE is still supposed to be largely the same as with a human girl Stop with this shit.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:36:30 2015 No.13932146

Anon quick!
You're tasked with impregnating the listed MG before you are transported to the land of misfit Anons, forever wandering that land before being handed over to a bossy, stuttering tomboy succubuss where you will be made her personal butler and forced to serve her for the rest of your days.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:38:39 2015 No.13932158 >>13932146 >Mantis I'm ok with this. Very much so. It might be troublesome finding one though. They're pretty sneaky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:39:12 2015 No.13932160 >>13932146 >Liliraune nice.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:39:19 2015 No.13932161

>>13932141
The butt one. She makes other mouths to whisper lewd things, liquefies and reforms at will, creates loads of tiny tongues and hands, shapes her pussy so it's like the ultimate stimulating sex organ, and all sort of things.

But she also does the whole anal-urethral thing too, so it's probably a little too kinky for this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:40:08 2015 No.13932168 >>13932146 >Manticore Oh boy. Though I wouldn't mind the Succubus. She sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:40:58 2015 No.13932170 >>13932146 >Beelzebub This game is rigged.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:42:48 2015 No.13932178

>>13932161
>She makes other mouths to whisper lewd things, liquefies and reforms at will, creates loads of tiny tongues and hands, shapes her pussy so it's like the ultimate stimulating sex organ, and all sort of things.
That would probably just feel too foreign to really be appealing. It wouldn't even feel like you're having sex with a girl anymore. Just some talking mass of slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:42:52 2015 No.13932179 >>13932168 If you win then you can always just try and get her normally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:45:20 2015 No.13932193 >>13932146 Dark Slime Can I go straight to the tomboy Succubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:45:38 2015 No.13932195 >>13932111 You forgot the part when DL solves everything, monstergirls learn to birth human sons and generate Pizza with mamono mana, Paladins say they're pretty cool guys and they all join hands and sing Kumbaya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:46:46 2015 No.13932203 >>13932179 But anon, that would be cheating. >>13932195 >MGU >Going with the hugbox option You're a funny fucker anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:47:03 2015 No.13932204 >>13932161 Go kill yourself for even bringing that up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:47:20 2015 No.13932206 >>13932193 Yes but she has a muscled, oni body guard who likes to tease you as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:48:23 2015 No.13932216 >>13932146 >Jinko Not an option. Rerolling. >Lava Golem Not bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:49:20 2015 No.13932221 >>13932178 Well, she stays in a female form above the waist for the most part, so it's not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:49:53 2015 No.13932230 >>13932206 Red or Blue? I'm fine either way, but Blue Onis are just slightly better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:50:07 2015 No.13932232 >>13932146 >Amazoness Let the public impregnation begin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:50:37 2015 No.13932234 File: 771 KB, 540x300, Jiggles.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:51:45 2015 No.13932244 File: 1.40 MB, 1353x2113, 1439578305497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932234 Puffy areola

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:51:48 2015 No.13932245 >>13932221 I guess I'm just boring, because I just prefer sex with monster girls to not be too different from human sex. For me the appeal of the monster aspect is entirely non sexual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:52:18 2015 No.13932248 >>13932234 Makes me think of mexican jumping beans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:52:26 2015 No.13932249 >>13932146 >Scylla Consider this job done pro boner...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:56:34 2015 No.13932278 >>13932244 >Papi with big tits You WHAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:57:25 2015 No.13932281 >>13932244 I don't know how to feel about this

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:58:01 2015 No.13932283 >>13932278 there balloons

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:59:20 2015 No.13932291 >>13932278 >>13932281 It's from one of the shorts. She stole Cerea's top, put it on, and put balloons under it to make it look like she had tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:59:25 2015 No.13932292 File: 330 KB, 582x877, 1439333470107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932278 Don't get mad at me, someone shopped that image. Anyways, Raptors are the Gandharvas of EMG when it comes to big titties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:04:11 2015 No.13932315 >>13932278 YOU ASKED FOR A COUPLE OF ICE CUBES, BUT I ONLY PUT IN ONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:06:17 2015 No.13932325 File: 1.52 MB, 500x281, Bubbles.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:07:04 2015 No.13932330 >>13932315 I guess that is pretty funny. Hahahahahaha CHOCOLATE

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:11:26 2015 No.13932350 >>13932292 But that's not photoshopped, it's from the specials.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:12:32 2015 No.13932356 >>13932350 Well shit, I'm stupid then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:14:04 2015 No.13932365 File: 1.96 MB, 435x236, Balloons.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932244

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:14:17 2015 No.13932367 >>13932230 >>13932230 _Red

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:18:03 2015 No.13932380 >>13932367 I'm still fine. Being a servant for two attractive tomboys sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:19:05 2015 No.13932385 >>13932146 >Glacie Sound decent to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:25:59 2015 No.13932417 >>13932146 >Sahuagin Cmere fishy, I got a worm for you. Keep the suit on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:32:51 2015 No.13932453 File: 369 KB, 800x1000, 1439580771158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DON'T OPEN IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:33:38 2015 No.13932457 >>13932453 I opened it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:34:15 2015 No.13932459 >>13932453 What happens if I opened it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:34:19 2015 No.13932461 >>13932453 But I want to open it. And to put something she wants inside it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:34:59 2015 No.13932466 >>13932453 Opened it Taking responsibility and making puppies

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:35:53 2015 No.13932470 >>13932459 It's a bomb inside

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:36:02 2015 No.13932472 >>13932146 >Alp Can I impregnate her in front of the tomboy succubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:37:27 2015 No.13932475 >>13932453 Opened it. My body is ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:37:56 2015 No.13932480 >>13932472 Sure? Although I'm not sure why you would

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:38:20 2015 No.13932484 >>13932453 That ahegao face looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:38:49 2015 No.13932486 >>13932472 Hey, I want an Alp too, not the shitty tomboy succubus knockoff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:39:46 2015 No.13932490 Does anybody know any good Jinko porn stories? I've been able to find a couple, but not nearly enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:41:38 2015 No.13932501 >>13932490 Which ones have you already read? It might help with the search.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:42:03 2015 No.13932503 File: 1.72 MB, 1728x3203, 72e481946bebaa46f02144cd10bdec26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932472 >>13932486 >choosing a shitty Alp over a tomboy Succubus >calling the tomboy Succubus a ripoff when it's the other way around

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:42:34 2015 No.13932509 File: 98 KB, 251x251, ....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:43:24 2015 No.13932513 >>13932503 Tomboy Succubus is a stupid slut! She's boring and bland! I want my Alp!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:44:32 2015 No.13932522 File: 875 KB, 500x250, lick.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:44:41 2015 No.13932523 >>13932513 >She's boring and bland! >I want my Alp! The ironing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:44:43 2015 No.13932524 >>13932509 'Sup

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:45:20 2015 No.13932529 >>13932509 You won't turn on us and cause the collapse of our civilization will you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:45:50 2015 No.13932533 >>13932501 Jinko on the Prowl, and I glossed over Feeding the Good Jinko. I'm not really into pet play, so I stopped reading at that point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:46:44 2015 No.13932542 >>13932509 Cute, but what is she smiling about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:47:09 2015 No.13932543 >>13932522 Big Arachnid Mammaries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:47:55 2015 No.13932548 File: 58 KB, 300x287, 1436838628909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932509

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:47:57 2015 No.13932549 >>13932529 >cause the collapse of our civilization On the contrary, her plan is to erect things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:49:04 2015 No.13932555 >>13932549 Well OK, but as long as she doesn't gain independence and try to overpower her former masters!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:50:10 2015 No.13932560 >>13932549 So she's into construction?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:50:58 2015 No.13932564 >>13932522 >M.O.N and Rachnee next episode I don't think my dick is going to be able to handle this. Nice to know the BRs are going to be uncensored.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:51:58 2015 No.13932568 File: 40 KB, 450x319, 1439581918715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932549 Would you say she plans to erect a Pillar of Flesh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:53:27 2015 No.13932575 >>13932564 I'm also happy at how naturally they've censored stuff for TV using out of frame nipples and hair/darling conveniently placed in the way only to be moved in the BDs. None of that obnoxious white bar shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:54:20 2015 No.13932578 File: 132 KB, 484x536, 1429310290270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932509

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:54:37 2015 No.13932580 >>13932575 The only instance of obvious censorship I've seen was pretty fluid too, just increase the steam in Suu's debut.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:55:04 2015 No.13932582

>>13932548
Would Manticores be the undeserved heroes who'd save us from rogue chaos girls and finally gain some good reputation for this that they'd waste again in a few years?

Also, haven't seen it posted before, so here's Crab's animu uncensored version.
http://fapservice.com/monster-musume-gifts-viewers-uncensored-preview/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:55:45 2015 No.13932586 >>13932578 Best monstergirl smile. Just seeing it makes me all warm and fluttery inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:56:06 2015 No.13932588 >>13932575 It does have the effect of making the nipples look very out of place in the BDs though. They don't look natural at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:56:09 2015 No.13932589 >>13932560 Yes, she built up an illustrious portfolio of projects over the past few million years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:56:35 2015 No.13932591 >>13932575 I like that the studio has clearly shown that, despite a few quality issues, they're really trying to do a good job. It's rare nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:57:02 2015 No.13932593 >>13932533 >Jinko in the prowl Damn. I was going to recommend that. Spider and the fly has an awesome jinko in it, but she doesn't actually fuck the guy graphically in the story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 15:58:35 2015 No.13932602 >>13932582 Muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:00:31 2015 No.13932611 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2811496 Suu, what are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:00:38 2015 No.13932612 >>13932589 That's quite dedication.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:00:41 2015 No.13932613 >>13932593 I'm assuming that one has an Arachne?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:01:38 2015 No.13932623 File: 27 KB, 320x240, IMG_1695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932509 REMOVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:02:39 2015 No.13932624 >>13932611 well ok then

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:03:03 2015 No.13932628 >>13932533 >Jinko on the Prowl Was ruined by the pawjob part imo Why does Bob fetishize the animal parts so much?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:03:06 2015 No.13932629

>>13931160
Reminds me of how yesterday, I was talking with someone, and something they said made me think of the following.

>"Y'know, if someone ever made a porn-y, open-world adventure game, just for kicks, they should have some NPC or another say the following line."
>"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a cock in the ass."

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:03:29 2015 No.13932630

>>13932613
Yep. I really liked that one, even if its one of the least realistic first contact stories out there. Humans are far too accepting of a species designed for violent rape, but at the same time the characters are interesting enough to keep you reading.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:03:29 2015 No.13932631 >>13932612 As she would say, "Tekeli-li!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:04:30 2015 No.13932636 >>13932628 In all fairness they are monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:04:30 2015 No.13932637 >>13931258 Just dwarves and elves. Maybe vampires. Though, a thought occurs, if it comes to the point where the only person either drinks from is their significant other, are they really that much of a vampire anymore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:04:53 2015 No.13932639 >>13932623 please don't bully the shoggoths

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:05:45 2015 No.13932641 >>13932639 The Shoggoths are going to bully us, don't believe their lies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:06:00 2015 No.13932644 >>13932484 That's because .less did it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:06:08 2015 No.13932645 >>13932623 Wrong element, nigger. Shoggoths need to be frozen.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:06:30 2015 No.13932647

>>13931781
I'm normally not one to complain about moe-ification. Apparently. Like I didn't think any of the slight adjustments for Monster Musume were bad.

But that? Holy fucking CHRIST. Someone take the character designer for the anime out behind a shed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:06:45 2015 No.13932649 >>13932636 So?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:07:34 2015 No.13932653 >>13932641 Shoggoths are good girls who just want masters to serve and love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:07:45 2015 No.13932655 >>13932647 >Like I didn't think any of the slight adjustments for Monster Musume were bad. Rachnera was utterly butchered. She literally just looks like a human girl glued onto a spider now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:08:05 2015 No.13932658 >>13932611 Oh wow, it's actually almost exactly like that one story talked about earlier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:08:24 2015 No.13932661 >>13932655 She always did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:09:15 2015 No.13932665 >>13932653 That's a lie, they're going to rebel some day and eat us all!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:09:15 2015 No.13932666 >>13932641 I'd let a shoggoth bully my naughty parts with her mouth while she upgrades my computer's processing speed by using parts of herself!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:09:47 2015 No.13932672 >>13931837 Nightmare, Anubis, Dragon, Mantis, Gnome, Baphomet, Angel and a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:10:38 2015 No.13932676 >>13932611 >that tiny suu frolicking in the bladder I'm not sure if I should be disgusted or find this hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:11:23 2015 No.13932681 I want to make a dracoslime! Or, failing that, mix a dragon with a nice, loving Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:11:55 2015 No.13932686 >>13932672 I misread the words Baphomet and Angel and thought that you wanted a bagel in your harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:12:22 2015 No.13932689 >>13932665 Oh ye. One day a demure, obedient Shoggoth maid will devour your meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:12:29 2015 No.13932690 >>13932686 Bagel-chan has the best hole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:12:49 2015 No.13932691 >>13932686 Now I want a ham bagel. >>13932672 This is all your fault, Anonlich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:13:17 2015 No.13932696 >>13932649 So they're going to try and use their hands/paws during sex. The most pleasing thing I can think of is a werewolf cuddling me tightly with her paws. I bet the pads would feel so soft on my skin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:13:53 2015 No.13932700 >>13929253 Let's not go that far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:14:11 2015 No.13932702 >>13932696 >So they're going to try and use their hands/paws during sex. Why? I'd much rather they'd use one of their actually sexy bits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:14:47 2015 No.13932705 >>13931837 >Shirohebi >Apophis >Medusa >Echidna >Vanilla Lamia But to be honest I'd rather have a bigamous relationship with an apophis and a shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:15:33 2015 No.13932711 >>13932630 I like it because the monsters are bad in a realistic way, and not the cartoon villains that opress the sweet and innocent humans that can do no wrong that we usually get in these kind of stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:15:34 2015 No.13932713 >>13932690 If she was into chastity devices, would she keep your chastity belt shut by using lox? >>13932691 Everything Bagel is best girl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:15:49 2015 No.13932715 >>13931837 Werewolf Lich Ghoul Succubus Kitsune

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:16:13 2015 No.13932717 >>13932691 So? Go get a ham bagel, don't blame me for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:16:33 2015 No.13932720 File: 254 KB, 744x1052, 42121194_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932681 Why not mix an Akantor and a Jin'ouga? You get a fluffy electric dragon colored delicious brown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:17:30 2015 No.13932727 >>13929253 It is. As long as you live in one of the more relaxed places. Those heavily religious places are just as shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:19:14 2015 No.13932731 >>13932727 Fuck, imagine what monsters living in the bible belt would go through.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:19:38 2015 No.13932733 File: 87 KB, 839x640, b5bc139bf95b4c3aa5beeca5c6d5eaec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932713 I don't have any bagels, and all the shops are closed this time of night. This is the worst.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:20:15 2015 No.13932738 File: 178 KB, 720x304, jiiiii2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be in Antarctica >wake up >find out dog was staring at me sleeping Wat do? Also, why is everything suddenly getting cleaned up all the time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:20:39 2015 No.13932740 >>13932733 For >>13932717

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:22:57 2015 No.13932750 >>13932720 Eh, I want to see what a slime/chaos dragon can do

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:23:51 2015 No.13932755 >>13931837 Dark Priest x2 Dark Angel x2 Dark Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:25:13 2015 No.13932764 >>13932733 What's the Succubutt scared of?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:25:24 2015 No.13932765 >>13932750 A chaos slime dragon? It's like a dragon made out of dark slime, who's breath is like acid with the dark slime melting power?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:25:28 2015 No.13932767 >>13932755 Somebody likes their unholy mockeries of the Chief God.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:25:29 2015 No.13932768 >>13932733 >>13932740 >Time of night Ah, sorry then. S'afternoon for me. >>13932755 That is one filthy harem. Like, finding the girls shlicking with your stolen clothes every time you turn a corner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:25:46 2015 No.13932770 >>13932764 Paladins

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:26:19 2015 No.13932777 >>13932509 I bop her Nose with an adamantium gauntlet on at Mach 25K!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:26:42 2015 No.13932783 >>13932764 The Chief God is a bully, and purposefully created lightning to scare Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:27:22 2015 No.13932786 >>13932777 That's not bopping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:27:48 2015 No.13932789 >>13932783 >Scared of lightning Succubutt Scaredybutt Oh hoh hoh hoh hoh

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:28:12 2015 No.13932791 >>13932764 Dying alone and unloved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:28:28 2015 No.13932796 >>13932765 Yep, this, I'll go with this. Although I'm worried that I may not have enough time for her with the mantis dragon and only girls. Would anyone else care to raise her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:28:59 2015 No.13932799 >>13932791 That seems like a fear monsters and humans share.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:29:21 2015 No.13932803 >>13932789 I want to cuddle a Jinko when thunder scares her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:30:41 2015 No.13932813 >>13931837 >werebat >cocktrice >jinko >lizardman >sahuagin

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:31:37 2015 No.13932819 >>13932799 Will you assuage her fears?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:33:03 2015 No.13932833 File: 97 KB, 472x918, 1439572411890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:33:54 2015 No.13932842 >>13932833 what

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:34:02 2015 No.13932845 File: 347 KB, 571x540, 1429386572226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932833

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:34:09 2015 No.13932846 >>13932803 I want to do that with a kobold pup as we wait for her parents to come back home from vacationing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:34:11 2015 No.13932847 File: 333 KB, 1202x1970, 1439572503853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932833 Also bunny

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:34:58 2015 No.13932853 File: 159 KB, 1280x1811, 1403232908518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932819 Gladly.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:35:34 2015 No.13932857

>>13931837
5 exact copies of the waifu. And I'll make sure to link up their consciousness. Considering her soul isn't even in a single actual body, she can handle it.

>>13932833
What in the fuck.

>>13932846
>Cuddling scared Kobold pups while their parents are away
Yes. Good man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:35:39 2015 No.13932859 File: 177 KB, 1024x760, 1439547776547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was it posted here? Daki was sold out by the way

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:35:40 2015 No.13932860 >>13932833 An Oogie-Boogie girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:35:55 2015 No.13932862 >>13932853 That's a lot of doughnuts

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:37:06 2015 No.13932866 >>13932853 >You'll never have a succubus waifu who sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night and clings to you. >She just wants to make sure you're still real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:37:07 2015 No.13932867 >>13932833 >>13932842 >>13932857 Behold the artistic wonder of Yuu Kobayashi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:37:20 2015 No.13932868 >>13932847 >chubby thighs Daaamn

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:37:26 2015 No.13932870 >>13932833 >>13932842 >>13932845 >>13932857 >>13932860 Yuu Kobayashi (Smith's VA from MonMusu) did some random scribble art, and Crabman turned it into an actual creature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:38:06 2015 No.13932874 >>13932833 I think it's a...sketch of a more 'normal' kobold, that eventually became what Okayado has them as? Fluffy doggy girls? >>13932847 ...yes, more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:38:46 2015 No.13932880 File: 246 KB, 800x600, 0fe81e1b41a788d84d697dd1a6d39495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932853 >>13932866 I wanna give purpose to a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:38:54 2015 No.13932881 >>13932870 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:39:15 2015 No.13932882 >>13932870 Smiths VA a really wired lady

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:40:56 2015 No.13932896 >>13932880 Same here man, same here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:42:42 2015 No.13932911 >>13932738 Your dog is now an alien waifu that may or may not want to become one with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:42:43 2015 No.13932912 File: 157 KB, 1322x652, succubuster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932880 I bet you do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:43:25 2015 No.13932918 >>13932853 Someone stop her! Fat jinko cub and dragon pup aren't supposed to eat that much!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:44:04 2015 No.13932924 >>13932738 Oh boy. Are you in for a treat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:44:59 2015 No.13932933 >>13932880 I want to cuddle a succubus and protect her smile by letting her know she's loved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:46:21 2015 No.13932938 >>13932882 And that's what makes her wonderful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxeM3sIebfQ Lucky plastic dolphin

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:47:41 2015 No.13932948 >>13932938 Is she okay upstairs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:48:07 2015 No.13932950 >>13932938 Elsewhere in the park shown in this video, some pervert is feeding a rather phallic-looking popsicle to a girl with blue wings instead of arms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:48:45 2015 No.13932958 File: 492 KB, 1456x2592, 1439576383722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect body, shit personality

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:48:46 2015 No.13932959 >>13932948 is anyone really ever okay

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:49:07 2015 No.13932960 I want a Gandharva to sing me to sleep while playing her piano!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:51:01 2015 No.13932971 >>13932948 Probably not and that's pretty tame compared to some other stuff. There's also a video of her pressing against a wall and making cicada noises.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:51:01 2015 No.13932972 Do you think Cock hero is a professional sport in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:53:37 2015 No.13932983 >>13932958 Agreed on the latter, meh on the former. I'd rather the two cute brown goats there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:54:15 2015 No.13932989 >>13925893 Is that...Rapunzel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 16:58:34 2015 No.13933018 >>13932912 Yep, that's the post. Can't really sum it up more completely than that. Unless I were to go into details about the activities we'd do together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:02:26 2015 No.13933035 >>13926836 >running an unarmed build in dark souls/bloodborne

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:06:22 2015 No.13933054 >>13932958 Why does she have man arms?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:08:23 2015 No.13933060 >>13932958 I wish the sheep was a regular character. I know the cast is too big as it is but god I love sheep girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:08:26 2015 No.13933061 >>13933054 Because she's strong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:09:30 2015 No.13933068 >>13933054 She's a country girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:10:05 2015 No.13933072 >>13933061 So is Tio, and she's slender and feminine, and doesn't have ham hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:11:31 2015 No.13933081 >>13933054 All that heavy lifting on a farm results in lots of muscle. Cathyl's got a great body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:12:11 2015 No.13933086 >>13933072 Yeah and her twig arms and legs nearly ruin a great girl

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:12:20 2015 No.13933087

>>13929764
>Out jogging in an effort to stop being a fat fuck
>Your lungs are filled with sulfur, your joints ache, the displeasure of warm flesh and cold sweat permeating over you
>>You stop by an alley, leaning on a nearby wall
>Then you see her
>5'7, long, flowing black locks of hair, 32 D's easy, taut stomach, killer thighs on legs that go for days, all wrapped up in a beautiful blue package
>She' jogging in place, taking her pulse
>Then she notices you looking, more like staring like a slack jawed idiot
>Those yellow eyes just do things to your dick
>Not to mention that bumbling, bouncing sweater meat going every which way
>She winks at you and resumes moving, wiggling her butt in those tight navy blue shorts
>IT'S ON.jpg
>You follow as close as you can, which is not saying much, but that rump is screaming your name, you figuratively gird your loins and press on
>Ice cream parlors, bars, deli shops all tempt you with honeyed words, to abandon your quest and take it easy, come inside, a warm booth is waiting for you, all you have to do is stop
>No, god damn it you are coming for that booty
>And hopefully on it
>You reach the local park, the succubutt nowhere in sight, you scan the area but that blue temptress is nowhere to be found
>Figures
>You contemplate taking a dip in the local fountain to cool off, fuck it, you've earned it, making it this far
>As you ponder this an arm shoots out of the bushes and drags you in
>You stumble into twin mountains of hot flesh, feeling a thumping on your forehead
>A sweet voice rings out, congratulating you in keeping up
>You pant, pressed to her skin, and not missing a step you say it wasn't easy, and grabbing her hips, ask for a reward
>She likes your honesty, and removes her sport shirt, letting you see her bountiful peaks of glory
>You latch on to her nipples immediately, taking them both in your mouth and begin sucking aggressively
>She stifles her moans, telling you there's no need to rush, but you're having none of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:12:35 2015 No.13933089 >>13933072 Tio doesn't work on a farm. Also there's her sweets intake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:13:13 2015 No.13933097 >>13933086 >I want to fuck a man with tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:13:27 2015 No.13933099 >>13932972 Its televised. There are prizes and everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:13:36 2015 No.13933102 >>13933072 Because crabman's noodle limb sydrome was temporarily overcome when he designed the cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:14:04 2015 No.13933107 >>13933097 >I want to fuck a skeleton with tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:14:36 2015 No.13933111 >>13932948 She's allright downstairs i you know what I mean hue hueh ue

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:15:28 2015 No.13933121 File: 452 KB, 640x480, Cromartie_High_School-99081115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933087 YES

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:15:49 2015 No.13933124 >>13933107 Spooky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:16:32 2015 No.13933131 File: 296 KB, 568x800, stronk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933087 >Cardio bunnies no thanks, I like my women lifting and doing their squats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:18:19 2015 No.13933140 >>13933131 Those abs are too damn lewd. I want her to tease me with them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:20:21 2015 No.13933147 File: 236 KB, 450x500, strongfat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933140 Strong girls are the best. Strong girls on a bulk are even better

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:22:07 2015 No.13933156 >>13933087 I want this, and I'm not even the sort to care about my health.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:23:05 2015 No.13933158 >>13933072 Okayado improved a bit the designs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:23:30 2015 No.13933161 >>13933147 Is it wrong that I want her to milk me dry with those thighs? Because holy damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:25:12 2015 No.13933173 >>13933087 Reminds me of the Dr.P one-shot, with the guy who gets up to jog every morning; persevering not simply out of the hope of getting in shape, but just because of the sweet scent and sweeter ass of the tomboy who passes him every morning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:25:17 2015 No.13933174 File: 152 KB, 764x1000, 1409647256725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933161 that's not wrong at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:26:30 2015 No.13933189 File: 1.61 MB, 1200x1500, 1437685061504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933147 Amen to that. Muscles a best. All the better to pin you down or hold you in place with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:26:35 2015 No.13933190 >>13933147 This. I want a big 7 foot tall werewolf to carry me off for cuddles and lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:27:30 2015 No.13933195 >>13933189 >spider No. Onis and other cosplay tier girls only please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:28:30 2015 No.13933198 >>13933189 >human thighs Pls no Legipalps are cancer

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:29:02 2015 No.13933203 File: 184 KB, 600x927, 1439485768123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933195 Sorry, I thought it was relevant because muscle. Does this make you feel better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:29:32 2015 No.13933208 >>13932958 >>13933203 Sluuuuuuuuut

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:30:34 2015 No.13933211 >>13933208 But she's got one hell of a body. Those tits + that height + that muscle. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:31:00 2015 No.13933212 >>13933203 Much better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:31:53 2015 No.13933217 >>13933131 >>13933147 >>13933174 >>13933189 >>13933203 >tfw you will never lick mg abs

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:31:54 2015 No.13933218 >>13933211 Yes but she's a fucking sluuuuuuuut Anyway I hope she's an exception inside her species

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:32:17 2015 No.13933222 File: 105 KB, 720x480, Aisha STRONK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need muscular versions of every monster girl except for lolis. I don't care for lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:32:42 2015 No.13933224 >>13927217 >weeks worth of food >one boar Even if true, >weeks worth of food >worth servitude for life God damn how much would a months worth of food cost to them? Several generations?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:33:02 2015 No.13933225 >>13933217 Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:33:03 2015 No.13933226 >>13933218 Probably isn't, as far as EMG-tier shit goes. Guy loves that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:33:22 2015 No.13933229 >>13933198 >Legipalps are cancer >Not wanting a part of an MG designed for leglocking Seriously?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:34:03 2015 No.13933233
File: 183 KB, 735x963, beachelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Excuse me, sir."
>"This beach is private, okay? Elves only. No hyoo-mans allowed."
>"I expect a heartfelt thank-you for informing you of your grievous mistake. I'm sure it was an action of ignorance, as most of your actions are."

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:34:30 2015 No.13933234

>>13933218
Not every minotaur is going to be a dumb slut who beats a guy up thinking he was messing around, despite the only females around being her own close friends, and farm animals.

>>13933222
>Muscle Lolis
Yeeeeah, I adore lolis, but that's...
Wondering what's worse. Muscle, or Oppai Lolis. I care for neither, but which do I care for less?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:34:49 2015 No.13933236 >>13933226 I've never seen Okayado even mention cuck stuff in his works outside of the explanation of Centaur society. Where'd you get that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:34:50 2015 No.13933237 >>13933229 I never complained about pedipalps specifically I complained about pedipalps that are half human legs

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:35:23 2015 No.13933240 >>13933233 This bitch is getting punched in the mouth. Multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:35:33 2015 No.13933242 >>13933222 >Not wanting lightly muscled Baphomet Do you even lift onii-chan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:36:10 2015 No.13933246 >>13933226 >Probably isn't, as far as EMG-tier shit goes But we've seen other exceptions already

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:36:11 2015 No.13933247 >>13933233 >"if I show you my dick can I stay"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:36:19 2015 No.13933248 >>13933233 >"This beach was a private beach 200 years ago, and then it's owner made it public, where have you been?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:36:48 2015 No.13933251 File: 64 KB, 500x700, fitloli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933222 Fuck you, have a fit-loli. She is going to protect your smile.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:36:51 2015 No.13933254

>>13932972
>MGC professional sports
>there are different leagues all with slightly different rules
>some are themed, like all lamias or all undead
>Some have the contestants taking aphrodisiac before hand
>in some instead of showing videos they have MGs doing live strip teases
>some have the contestants hands tied behind their back, with girls stroking instead of themselves
>there are prizes for those who can last against the highest difficulties

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:36:58 2015 No.13933256 >>13933233 >implying I don't own the beach by virtue of simply being there I guess I should've expected that from a dumb elf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:38:25 2015 No.13933261 >>13933233 S-Sorry...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:38:49 2015 No.13933265 >>13933233 Sorry, I was just passing through to meet with my shark girlfriend. I'll just jump in the ocean and swim out until I'm out of your way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:39:14 2015 No.13933268 File: 522 KB, 1159x1500, musclejinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933251 No thanks, I have a Jinko protecting my smile currently. And forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:39:46 2015 No.13933273 >>13933233 That makes no sense, what about elves' husbands that are here with their wives and daughterus

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:41:00 2015 No.13933279 >>13933233 RAPE A P E

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:41:57 2015 No.13933284

>>13933254
That sound more like a fetish club honestly.
A fetish club I would likely go to. So long as no-one else could see me during.

>You'll never take the endurance challenge.
>You'll never be tied to a chair and locked in a room with a monstergirl surrounded by screens of other monstergirls doing lewd dances.
>The monstergirl you're locked in with will never use her own talents to try to get you off, increasing the tempo with every round you "survive".
>If you lose, then the girl gets you for the rest of the night.
>If you win, you get a prize. Slow, gentle sex for the rest of the night.

The real question is which girl you'd choose.
Maximum difficulty Holstaurus challenge would be the most pleasant hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:42:07 2015 No.13933285 File: 489 KB, 869x998, Sgt. Major Kimihito Sixta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Darling should be alpha more often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:43:00 2015 No.13933287 File: 507 KB, 800x1010, elfslut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933273 >Husbands >Leaving the house

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:44:02 2015 No.13933293 >>13933287 Yeah, last year was dark times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:44:07 2015 No.13933295 >>13933287 >implying Get out of here amazon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:45:10 2015 No.13933300 >>13933285 >Godfather is watchin! I had a good laugh >MUHREENS...WOULD GIVE THEY LEFT NUT, TO BE WHERE YOU'RE STANDIN'

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:45:21 2015 No.13933302 >>13933107 You know that is actually a thing right? It's called a Zombie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:46:13 2015 No.13933312 >>13933287 I'd fucking kill myself if I was forced to be a house husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:46:41 2015 No.13933316 >>13928729 >Dire-strongfat-Neet-Medusa None of those make sense with each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:46:50 2015 No.13933318 >>13933285 Does darling have an actual name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:47:12 2015 No.13933320 >>13933300 ANYBODY DON'T WANNA GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:47:15 2015 No.13933321 >>13933318 Yes, but nobody cares.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:47:32 2015 No.13933322

>No strong oni wrestling star who dedicates matches to you before winning the belt
>No big, busty ushi oni to hold you with her claws and pedipals, and ravage you with sex to the point of exhaustion, where you fall into her warm body
>No feral werewolf girl who grew up in the wild, is still learning an expanded vocabulary, and gets amazed at things you take for granted
>No jinko who loves to lounge about and be pampered by you, purring like a truck all the while
>No overprotective hellhound who would (and probably could) blast her way through armies to keep you from harm

>>13933318
Kurusu Kimihito, I think

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:48:28 2015 No.13933329 >>13933312 It's like being a NEET, only with more sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:48:32 2015 No.13933330 >>13933322 >That last one. It hurts anon. It hurts real bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:48:35 2015 No.13933332 >>13933284 >implying weight is not ultimate hard mode

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:49:10 2015 No.13933338 >>13933318 Kimihito Kurusu. It translates roughly to "The Guy".

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:49:35 2015 No.13933344 >>13933329 I don't give a shit, I'd rather die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:50:02 2015 No.13933348 >>13933322 >No jinko who loves to lounge about and be pampered by you, purring like a truck all the while >No jinko to lift with >no jinko to give belly rubs to the hurt is real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmPRDO7XYv0

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:50:11 2015 No.13933350 >>13933312 It's not like anyone can force you. So no need to worry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:50:31 2015 No.13933351 >>13933332 Wight handjob, or Hostaurus Paizuri anon? I said they'd use their own talents, it all just depends on your taste. The only rule is no penetration. There's also >Ghoul Blowjob >Harpy Buttjob >Apsara Thighjob Among others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:50:50 2015 No.13933354 >>13933338 >It translates roughly to "The Guy". Pffft

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:51:12 2015 No.13933357 >>13930577 >RS' MC I'd though he would be buffer and more gruff looking. Not full Bishi. Doesn't really look much like a hitman at all.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:51:52 2015 No.13933362

>>13933087
>You suckle greedily, tracing her areola with your tongue, she protests, yet curiously holds you in place
>Succubi...
>You break your assault long enough to kiss her and muffle her complaints, sincere or not, you can think of ten things more fun she could be doing with her mouth, but you are happy enough
>Your tongues wrestle and jab each other, she's sweet, clinging to you as a lover, accepting your eagerness readily and patiently
>You stop to look in her eyes, yellow and catlike, but a strange warmth in them
>Visibly affected, she asks that can't be all, or could it, you're a bit frail after all
>Oh no you didn't just say that
>You kneel, and take in her female musk through her shorts, noticeably moist, her sweat and arousal mixing and exuding an irresistible aroma, you breathe it in deeply
>Your pupils would be hearts right now, if that was possible,
>You nibble the damp fabric separating you from her honeypot, undoing her buttons with your teeth and likewise pulling it down
>No panties...
>Trollop
>Draping her thighs over your shoulders, you stand up, arms on her legs, giving her no chance to fly away
>Her walls are aflame, juices like sweet butter make their way into your welcoming mouth
>You shove your tongue in as far as it will go, as if wanting to kiss her very womb, snaking her insides as she writhes in ecstasy, but she has ideas of her own
>Using her tail, she lowers your own pants and boxers, and wraps it around your very awake member, caressing and jerking it lovingly, a touch that feels like velvet
>It goes on like this, you, devouring her intoxicating scent, and she tending to your lust, until you violently shoot your seed, she catching what she can with the spadetip
>You let her on her ground, and watch as she savors it like a spoonful of dark chocolate
>She notices some more dripping down the tree behind her, and bends over to lick it off, she stays like this, presenting her sex to you and looking into your eyes expectantly

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:53:15 2015 No.13933367 >>13933351 What's so special about wight handjobs, harpy buttjobs or apsara thighjobs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:54:02 2015 No.13933374 >>13933338 >Just realised that was the name of the saint monsters look up to in Lanternon's story The backstory history lesson part is cleverer than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:56:02 2015 No.13933391 File: 66 KB, 1234x294, hellhound love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933322 >Hellhound

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:56:18 2015 No.13933395

>>13933367
Wights have that ghost aura thing, Harpies just have great asses as a rule of thumb, and have you seen an Apsara's thighs?

Can you make it through five 30 minute rounds of teasing without letting loose all over her? If you do you get to have slow loving sex with her. If you fail, she dominates you and likely bruises your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:57:43 2015 No.13933403 >>13933395 Under what conditions do I get to take them home with me?

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:57:59 2015 No.13933405

>>13933391
>You'll never look over to see her looking at you with wide adoring eyes.
>She'll never have the biggest happiest smile on her face
>Her tail will never go into maximum overdrive
>She'll never hold you close and cuddle you like a teddy bear all night.
God fucking damn it anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:59:10 2015 No.13933413 >>13933403 Win or lose, odds are she's going back home with you if you don't disappoint her. Odds are better if you won though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 17:59:33 2015 No.13933416 >>13930656 I mean, I don't mind the eyes and I like sharp teeth and everything, but could you at least have a bit more HOMETOWN if you're not gonna have any LIFE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:01:01 2015 No.13933427 >>13933395 >Wights have that ghost aura thing, Harpies just have great asses as a rule of thumb, and have you seen an Apsara's thighs? None of these really seem that special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:01:24 2015 No.13933428 >>13933413 Then victory I shall seek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:04:45 2015 No.13933441 File: 239 KB, 600x500, 148505543454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your village remembered to pay tribute to your local Dragon for the privilege of settling on HER land, right? R-Right?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:06:08 2015 No.13933446 >>13931781 Light Novel is the best version because of the stripes on her face.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:06:32 2015 No.13933449

>>13933395
>Harpies just have great asses as a rule of thumb
If we're talking strictly MGE harpies, they actually have pretty flat asses. Non-MGE harpies sometimes have good ones, but usually don't have an ass at all (nothing but shitty feathers)
Just because Okayado gives harpies big butts because otherwise they'd have nothing going for them doesn't mean it's suddenly some kind of rule of thumb

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:07:15 2015 No.13933453 >>13933441 I'm the human sacrifice, she can use me however she wants, and in any way she wants. I'll give her the leash to my collar and let her do anything she wants with or to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:07:19 2015 No.13933454 File: 51 KB, 797x345, UhhhhIcanexplain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13932911 Well, unfortunately, it doesn't want to become one with me, it wanted to become one with Palmer. Shoggoth-Alps are apparently a thing. It was kinda weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:07:25 2015 No.13933456 >>13933441 A new virgin boy ripe for deflowering each year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:07:26 2015 No.13933457 >>13933446 Pretty sure that's dirt. The full image is with her back to back with the bunny maid, and her outfit is ripped a bit and they're both holding weapons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:07:31 2015 No.13933458 >>13933287 Only because you're a househusband that doesn't mean you don't leave the house, or wouldn't you take to your gf/wife to dates and places with you? Also fuck off elf I'm only a slut for amazons

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:07:35 2015 No.13933459
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>"It's weird, right? I'm a Monstergirl, but all I really have is the one eye."
>"Gross, right?"
>"Don't ya just want to BULLY me?"
>"Push me down? Kick me? Call me names?"
>"S-spank me? Slap my face? Pull my hair? Tear my clothes off? Cum all over me and make me walk around without washing it off?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:08:02 2015 No.13933462 File: 2.88 MB, 992x720, 1395266123972.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnQ-ecP37Kc

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:08:40 2015 No.13933466 >>13933459 I refuse

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:08:58 2015 No.13933469 >>13933449 Eh, I'd prefer to pretend they all have great asses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:09:30 2015 No.13933472 >>13933316 A NEET dire medusa who just snacks all day and watches anime? Makes sense to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:10:00 2015 No.13933475 >>13933459 How about Loving dickings? With kissing and handholding?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:10:15 2015 No.13933481 >>13933462 >fangs and tail only My favorite kind of dragon/dinosaur/whatever girl. Post more cute ones like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:10:23 2015 No.13933482 >>13933459 Not at all! But you can do all that to me if it makes you feel better!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:10:57 2015 No.13933484 >>13933481 >fangs and tail only >My favorite kind of dragon/dinosaur/whatever girl So you like common lizards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:11:07 2015 No.13933487 >>13933441 I keep giving her pie but she just keeps coming back

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:11:19 2015 No.13933492 >>13933459 No, fuck your fetish. I'm going to be loving, and you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:11:30 2015 No.13933493 >>13933459 >only monstrous feature is having one eye less than a normal person, and being unable to birth one gender more than a normal human girl. Literally worth less than a human girl. Easily the worst monster.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:11:50 2015 No.13933494

>>13933469
What is even the appeal of harpies?
>dumb as bricks
>almost loli, but not actually loli so they don't please the lolifags or the cowtits fans
>can't even hug you properly
>can't hold hands
>ugly non human legs

Without the butts they'd have NOTHING.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:12:12 2015 No.13933497

>>13933441
>implying they didn't pay me to get rid of her
>implying we didn't stop our battle after she set her hoard on fire after I dodge-rolled into it
>implying she didn't start following me because I somehow "owe" her a new hoard
>implying I got to keep a single coin after they payed me for a "job well done"

Don't even start with dragons mate.
Should've been a farmer, like my pa...

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:12:21 2015 No.13933498
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>>13933462
that roar was so good in theaters but I hope the second one well be better

>so hey what can we do when godzilla shows up oh I know lets build up to this fight with the male muto and once we show godzilla and he roars lets cut right away from it people will love that

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:12:38 2015 No.13933499 Are enemas too /d/ for here even if they don't focus on the shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:12:51 2015 No.13933501 >>13933493 Most monster girls have fewer sexy bits than human girls. Wouldn't that make all monster girls worth less than human girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:13:05 2015 No.13933502 File: 335 KB, 700x859, She's eating my cherry pie!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933487 Anon, that's the wrong Dragon, you're just giving your pies to a Wurm pie swindler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:13:15 2015 No.13933504 >>13933499 Run while you still can. There's a shitstorm coming your way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:13:41 2015 No.13933509 >>13933494 They don't even have butts. All that junk in their trunk would weigh them down in flight. bitches are flat as a board. >>13933501 >sexy Dunno why you're bringing that into it, but what do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:13:52 2015 No.13933511 >>13933501 It's not about the number of sexy bits, it's about the quality of the important sexy bits that's emphasized by the loss of other sexy bits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:14:23 2015 No.13933512 >>13933499 >spoiler GUARDS!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:14:54 2015 No.13933517

>>13933441
>Settle in nice spot by a mountain
>Rich in resources, open a mine, plan trade routes, hope to have a flourishing mining settlement in a few short years
>Then the Dragon comes down
>All fire and brimstone, claiming the mountain is her land
>But she is kind, and will allow them to remain...if they pay her a tribute of most of their findings
>Have to give almost all the ore up to her, barely enough left to manage some meager trades with passing merchants
>Then, one day, a hero arrives! A supposed Dragonslayer who may yet rid them of their little problem
>Asks only for a single piece of the Dragon's tribute in payment, something she asked to be made specially for her
>Oh well, what's the worst that could happen?
>He wasn't there to slay the dragon, he was looking for a wife
>Doesn't actually care what she does to them after she finds out about the little plot to kill her
I do THINK about writing it at least...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:14:54 2015 No.13933518 >>13933459 Force you to watch every Adam Sandler movie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:14:57 2015 No.13933519 >>13933499 You don't want to go down that road, friend. >>13933504 >Shitstorm >Enema Alright, that's pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:15:14 2015 No.13933524 >>13931837 >Minotaur >Werewolf >Dragon >Thunderbird >Gazer >Shark mermaid >Kakuen Basically all of the more "delinquent" versions of other MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:15:30 2015 No.13933526 File: 781 KB, 1316x1421, playing as the healer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933459 >Not providing the fetish she needs

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:15:58 2015 No.13933527

>>13933509
Well, a higher percentage of a human girl's body is sexually attractive, compared to a monster girl, where often only around 50% will be.
Although on a monster girl the sexy bits are also a lot sexier than on an average human girl so it kind of evens out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:16:09 2015 No.13933529 >>13933499 I'm fine with a little butt filling/belly bulging, but the thread would probably go nuts if you didn't do it correctly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:16:54 2015 No.13933533 >>13933502 >Simple Simone

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:18:06 2015 No.13933540 >>13933527 >a higher percentage of a human girl's body is sexually attractive, compared to a monster girl Speak for yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:18:21 2015 No.13933541 >>13933502 >Wurm pie swindler This must be the work of an enemy Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:18:32 2015 No.13933543 >>13932146 I thought you request was too easy so I rolled three. >Dark Priest >Houri >Black Harpy E-Z P-Z

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:19:06 2015 No.13933547

>>13933527
No idea what you're talking about. Most often monsters are monster from hand to shoulder, foot to about mid thigh. I don't fine hands nor feet sexually appealing, and the inner thigh which is arguably the sexiest part of the leg is often human anyway. Torso is human in every instance bar Cait Shit, as it face, the main sexy bits.

Really, like this anon said, >>13933540

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:19:19 2015 No.13933552 >>13933494 The subspecies in MGE are all pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:20:14 2015 No.13933557 >>13933527 It's like this nigger has never heard of fuzzy ears and fluffy tails.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:20:18 2015 No.13933558

>>13931837
>Red Oni
>Blue Oni
>Hellhound
>Manticore
>Kakuen
>Cheshire Cat
>Arachne
>Minotaur

I want to be gang raped by a gang of Monstergirl delinquents and forced to pleasure each one individually while the other ones hold me down and do lewd things to keep me hard, like licking my tears, or whispering into my ears.
It's roleplay. At least, the rape part is.
I do want love to be a big part of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:20:24 2015 No.13933559 >>13933540 Well, it's true, though. There's a reason why Succubi are the most revered monster girls in MGE. They don't lose any human features, and instead just have monstrous features added on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:20:40 2015 No.13933565 >>13932453 Almost looks like she's begging me to shove my dick down her throat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:21:30 2015 No.13933568 >>13933558 >monster girl gangrape Oh my. I didn't realize this was my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:21:41 2015 No.13933570 >>13933557 >fuzzy ears and fluffy tails. >sexy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:22:01 2015 No.13933571 >>13933559 >Succubi are the most revered monster girls in MGE Jesus christ anon where are you getting your information?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:22:17 2015 No.13933574 >>13933559 You've been trying for a while now, but you finally succeeded. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:22:18 2015 No.13933572 >>13933547 What about any 50-50 monster girl like lamias, spiders, mermaids etc? And MGE girls' monstrous parts are so exaggerated that they don't even retain any kind of feminine beauty. >>13933557 >sexually attractive

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:22:18 2015 No.13933573 >>13933570 How new are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:23:15 2015 No.13933581 File: 115 KB, 565x900, kek overload.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a Monster Girl version of OKCupid be like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:23:26 2015 No.13933582 >>13933571 >idolized by almost every other monster girl for their sexiness and lasciviousnes >canonically the best at sex in every way, minus Baphomets who edge them out very slightly due to author bias and loli tightness

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:23:59 2015 No.13933586 >>13933441 Yeah? What's a teeny tiny palmtop dragon gonna do if I don't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:24:28 2015 No.13933591 >>13933573 Not as new as you, son. You just stroll in from /b/, furryfucker?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:24:31 2015 No.13933592 >>13933502 So your saying I should make more pie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:25:02 2015 No.13933597 >>13933582 Okay, I thought you were talking about by people in here. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:25:39 2015 No.13933599 >>13933581 Endless "Hey baby, ever been with a [insert monstergirl here] before?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:25:53 2015 No.13933604 >>13933459 >[ ] Bully >[ ] Push her down >[ ] Kick her >[ ] Call her names >[ ] Spank her >[ ] Slap her face >[ ] Pull her hair >[ ] Tear her clothes off >[ ] Cum all over her and make her walk around without washing it off >[X] Headpats

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:26:15 2015 No.13933606

>>13932637
Not really, all they are at that point is a plasmavore.

>>13933357
Sorry for the late as shit response was helping a friend at 7-11 unfuck his drink cooler because that's what friends do, they help each other. You'd have to talk to RS and the artist over that. Only knew it was his MC because he had posted it in the IRC, and the Ushi-Oni in that story iirc has a broken horn like that because of plot reasons from Chapter One.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:27:10 2015 No.13933611

>>13933581
>"WightNight said: Where are you at anon? I'd like to come meet you."
>"xXx_RaPeSqUaD_xXx said: DICK PICS PLS."
>"DragonsLair said: How would you like to be my treasure? ;)"
>"TailpussyRaider said: EY BOY HOW BOUT SUM FUK."

God, this is more amusing than it should be.
>

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:28:07 2015 No.13933617 >>13933497 >Hoard Quest >starring disgruntled mercenary anon and greedy dragon-chan This seems familiar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:28:11 2015 No.13933620 >>13933591 >Fluffy tail >Furry Oh yeah, you're new as fuck.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:29:26 2015 No.13933630

>>13933547
The massive monster limbs KC gives the majority of his creations distract a lot from the human torso though, rather than emphasizing it like they should. The entire point of monster parts is 1. to look exotic and "cool" and 2. to make the human parts look sexier, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:29:43 2015 No.13933633 File: 252 KB, 688x704, 1439101676716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:31:20 2015 No.13933642 >>13932611 Uh, is she eating his testicles from the inside out? Because while those do help make sperm, there shouldn't be a giant void of only skin in there. That would probably feel like one of the most painful things imaginable to a man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:32:04 2015 No.13933648 >>13933633 >actual Drider She's probably made baby elf BBQ for dinner.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:32:25 2015 No.13933650

>>13933620
>I don't find fluffy tail and furry ears sexually appealing
>Therefor I must be new
k

>>13933630
>The massive monster limbs KC gives the majority of his creations distract a lot from the human torso though, rather than emphasizing it like they should
I disagree
> The entire point of monster parts is 1. to look exotic and "cool" and 2. to make the human parts look sexier, isn't it?
I agree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:33:52 2015 No.13933660 >>13933611 We need more of this.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:34:02 2015 No.13933662

>>13933405
>Her tail will never set fire to the bed with how fast it wags when you kiss her
>She'll never have to hold her own hellfire in check when being around you, or risk accidently heating her claws up to the point where she leaves behind claw-holes, scorch marks, and melted tarmac when she walks
>Other people will never look at you in a mixture of fear and awe when she engulfs you in hellfire, her flames as pleasant to you as the feeling of light, hot tongues against your skin
>Never will she, even in the throes of orgasm, look you in the eye while her tongue lolls from her gasping mouth, just to make sure you've not come under harm
>She'll never blush so hard her whole body glows like a blown cinder when you do your best to lace your fingers between her own, even with her mighty paw dwarfing your hand
>She'll never hug you, the feeling more comfortable than being wrapped up in thick blankets on a winter's morning, as the difference in height places your head square between her perfect breasts
>You'll never be accosted on the street by a gang of ushi onis, only to watch them freeze in fear as a demonic, heartstopping howl heralds the appearance of some canine, Balrog-esque creature that swats them away like flies, before the flames die out to reveal her true body, tears ready to spill from her eyes as she fawns over you
>You'll never propose to her with a ring made out of a NASA developed composite normally used on reentry heat shields, plated with gold-titanium alloy, and inset with a diamond forged by a lava golem
>You'll never have a trio of perfect children with her, and protect them with all the intensity that she protects you with, feeling your heart flutter when they tell you how much they love you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:34:17 2015 No.13933665 >>13933642 I think she's drinking his semen straight from the source. And it's terrifying. Remember what she did to Miia's tail? I'd rather see that used on a dick.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:34:18 2015 No.13933666
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Congratulations! You are now an official Monster Girl breeder! It will be your job to raise high-quality girls on your farm!

First roll a Monster Girl species.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

This is what you will be raising. At least if you want to keep receive funding from the MGC Government.

You can strive to alter ANY particular aspect of this Monster Girls through the magic of husbandry and selective breeding.

Maybe a Werecat with two tails?
A Wurm that's small enough to carry around?
An extra big Hellhound to scare off burglars?
Different hair color? Skin color?
There's many possibilities!

>But Anon, doesn't that mean I have to dick my daughterus?

That's true, you can, however that's what farmhands are for! You can pay them to take care of your daughters while you sit on the porch with your beautiful wife and drink lemonade! Then you only need to worry about finding a buyer for your unique sub-species of Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:34:22 2015 No.13933668 >>13933611 >"DragonsLair said: How would you like to be my treasure? ;)" She's already won over my heart in just her first message. I'd ask her to keep going to tell me all the things she'd want to do with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:35:27 2015 No.13933674 >>13933611 WightNight sounds like a nice fancy lady. Why is she using online dating?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:35:39 2015 No.13933675 >>13933666 >Khepri I'm king of the Incubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:36:30 2015 No.13933681 >>13933650 I just think they should look a lot more subdued. KC is trying too hard to make the monster parts look attractive for the furry crowd to actually make them fit into an attractive whole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:36:34 2015 No.13933682 >>13933611 >>13933668 She does sound like a classy lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:36:43 2015 No.13933684 >>13933650 >I don't find fluffy tail or kemonomimi sexually appealing. >Therefore I'm going to call everyone that does a furry. We had these conversations back in the /a/ days buddy. They were just as shit then, so let's not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:37:16 2015 No.13933686 >>13933666 >Treating your wife and daughterus like cattle Nope

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:37:27 2015 No.13933693 >>13933666 >Inari Time to breed prehensile tails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:37:45 2015 No.13933695 >>13933648 Well it's their fault for being racist and hating on Driders because they combine the sadism of Dark Elves with the rope technique of Arachnes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:37:52 2015 No.13933697 File: 1.44 MB, 1723x607, 1428159923401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933611 >xXx_RaPeSqUaD_xXx Gee, I wonder who this could be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:39:27 2015 No.13933706 >>13933697 >the tailpussy has a hat Goddammit.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:39:29 2015 No.13933709

>>13933666
>Arch Imp.
Start feeding the ones they give me Ara Ara cake, and Holstaurus milk so they'll give birth to daughters that will grow up to have big tits and childbearing hips.
>Then hire a bunch of farmhands for my daughterus to rape and spend time dicking my waifus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:40:30 2015 No.13933712 >>13933697 Nah, it's just some monstergirl who just hit puberty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:40:34 2015 No.13933713 >>13933695 And here I thought she would say it's because baby elves are delicious. Driders, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:40:46 2015 No.13933715 File: 500 KB, 736x670, 13773058764972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933591 >>13933650 >>13933684 >>13933681 Stop being a retard and calling everything and everyone a furry

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:40:49 2015 No.13933716 Monstergirls would leave you alone if you were having conditions like head/stomachaches, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:41:16 2015 No.13933721 >>13933681 Well I won't argue there. >KC is trying too hard to make the monster parts look attractive for the furry crowd to actually make them fit into an attractive whole. They are the cancer killing MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:41:17 2015 No.13933722 >>13933666 >Merrow Bigger tits, Fatter tails and lustfulness. My Merrows will be the best ones out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:42:23 2015 No.13933727 >>13933713 It's my fetish to actually write a CC Drider who only wants to be left alone so she can master her rope techniques and pretend she's Spider-Man

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:43:27 2015 No.13933731 >>13933611 >"TailpussyRaider said: EY BOY HOW BOUT SUM FUK." SPLOOSH

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:44:18 2015 No.13933739 >>13933666 >Mantis Time to cultivate my legion of stealth sheerers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:44:21 2015 No.13933740 >>13933666 >Aspara I'm just giving them blonde hair. A race of ganguro dancers for everyone!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:44:41 2015 No.13933743

>>13933716
You ever meet once of those vitamin nuts that thinks anything wrong with you is because you don't have 5000% the recommended daily allowance of Cod Liver Oil or something? And they keep shoving it at you when it has nothing to do with your headache?

Monstergirls are like that. Only they think you haven't had enough Vitamin Sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:45:09 2015 No.13933750 >>13933740 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTy-eYbRf88 >Not pale skin Anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:45:21 2015 No.13933751 >>13933740 >being the very best, like no one ever was Keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:45:28 2015 No.13933753 >>13933666 >Matango D-don't worry guys, I got this! Send help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:47:26 2015 No.13933767 >>13933753 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:47:54 2015 No.13933771 >>13933753 If you really must, you could just breed out their spores. Then you can raise a safer generation of matango, and rejoice as you get lost in a soft, loving forest of cute mushroom girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:48:10 2015 No.13933773 >>13933753 Breed them to be spore-less. Instant Nobel peace prize.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:48:10 2015 No.13933774 >>13933753 Send in the farmhands! Breed the spore problem out of them die trying!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:50:28 2015 No.13933793 >>13933753 Why? You have the wondrous opportunity to breed a Matango subspecies that doesn't do the mushroom zombie thing. You could also breed them to resemble all kinds of mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:50:36 2015 No.13933795 >>13933666 >Orc >Tasked with making bigger, HEALTHier p'orcs I can definitely deal with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:50:54 2015 No.13933799 >>13933771 >>13933773 >>13933774 >Making sterile mushroom girls No real point really. Now find a way to spread it to the ones in the wild. Then you'll have something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:51:20 2015 No.13933804 >>13933773 Just imagine, incredibly soft, yet buoyant Mushroom booty without having to worry about spores!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:51:26 2015 No.13933805 >>13933721 pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:53:39 2015 No.13933816 >>13933721 You do realize kemono is a thing in Japan, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:53:40 2015 No.13933817 >>13933804 This is why I love matangos. Besides how cute and sweet they look, I can imagine just squeezing their butt or breasts, and feeling your fingers sink into them like they're made out of soft, warm sponge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:53:52 2015 No.13933819 >>13933795 Nothing like fat-bottomed, chest-heavy domesticated P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:54:36 2015 No.13933827 >>13933805 >>13933816 >replying to newfag shitposters

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:55:03 2015 No.13933830 >>13933816 It has no place in MGE though. Monster parts aren't there to be sexualized.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:55:33 2015 No.13933831 File: 800 KB, 1400x1150, 1436198900153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933666 >Harpy i'mma breed the dumb out of them then they'll be truly perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:55:53 2015 No.13933834 File: 149 KB, 1001x893, Matango B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933817 You do know they're just the mushroom right? All the tits and ass is pure human tits and ass. As cute as they look is how cute their host looked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:56:18 2015 No.13933836 >>13933830 >Monster parts aren't there to be sexualized Says you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:56:54 2015 No.13933842 >>13933830 That's like, your opinion man.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:57:31 2015 No.13933843 [DELETED]

>>13933827
>newfag
>implying
Just cuz japan likes some cute cat ears and a cute tail doesn't give furries a free pass, chap. they only fetishize the two as an extension of a cute girl in the first place, it's not for fags like you and bob to decide you wanna wrap some furry ear around your cock and jerk off with it.

Ya don't fap to the monster parts, how new are you guys?
>I'm not new, y-you are!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:57:48 2015 No.13933847 >>13933831 Will she dance if she wants to? If she leaves herself behind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:58:09 2015 No.13933848 >>13933666 >Amazon More muscle! Bigger mammaries! And a the instincts of a loyal cuddle bug

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:58:23 2015 No.13933850 >>13933834 If you go by that joke anatomy chart, sure. I'm still going to like them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:58:51 2015 No.13933854 >>13933843 >I-i've been here since /a/, r-really! :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:59:14 2015 No.13933858 >>13933836 I don't know, man. Maybe he has a thread consensus to back up that opinion, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:59:23 2015 No.13933861 >>13933843 >Bringing Bob out of nowhere Yeah you're right, you're not a newfag, just a shitposter

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:59:25 2015 No.13933863 >>13933518 >every Adam Sandler movie But his first few were good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:59:57 2015 No.13933869 >>13933850 That's what they are in MGE. They're pure parasites just like ropers and parasite slimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:00:10 2015 No.13933871 >>13933518 Hey! Happy Gilmore is good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:00:35 2015 No.13933875 >>13933854 >>13933861 Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Even if you get a pass in /b/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:00:38 2015 No.13933876 File: 10 KB, 429x410, 1397027867128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13933858 >thread consensus

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:00:48 2015 No.13933878 >>13933858 Please stop. It was cute at first, but honestly, it's not gonna be a thing. Just accept it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:01:29 2015 No.13933881 >>13933858 Every time someone posts something like that it gets completely shit on, it's tired bait at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:01:45 2015 No.13933882 >>13933858 Stop being mentally challenged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:02:55 2015 No.13933890 >>13933858 It's still not funny. Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:03:51 2015 No.13933898 >>13933878 Well, to be fair, I'm not the guy who was spamming it after the fact, but I'm pretty sure the guy who is being a faggot is the one who started it all, which is why I brought it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:05:46 2015 No.13933906 >>13933898 That dude seriously needs to chill.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:06:34 2015 No.13933910

>>13933606
>You'd have to talk to RS and the artist over that. Only knew it was his MC because he had posted it in the IRC
Well I had no doubt the MC would look young as he does in the pic, my only gripe is that he looks more like an annoyed Bishi rather than a killer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:07:36 2015 No.13933913 >>13933611 >>"xXx_RaPeSqUaD_xXx said: DICK PICS PLS." >Send me some Vag pics first then we'll see.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:10:08 2015 No.13933933

>>13933665
No, I get what the picture is trying to convey, what I'm saying is that it looks like she not leaving anything but skin inside those balls. Those things are supposed to have stuff inside there. It's like if she were to suck out everything from inside your head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:11:12 2015 No.13933941 >>13933913 >Send me some Vag pics first then we'll see. >get spammed with horse pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:11:41 2015 No.13933944 >>13933666 >Cheshire Cat Oh god why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:12:00 2015 No.13933946 >>13933933 Porn anatomy. When you've seen as much cockvore as I have, you learn to accept it as it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:12:33 2015 No.13933954 >>13933944 >not wanting to be a professional faggotcat breader

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:12:33 2015 No.13933956 >>13933898 People who repeat it trying to be "funny" are just as stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:13:27 2015 No.13933961 >>13933666 >Large Mouse I choose to make them dire

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:18:10 2015 No.13933992 >>13933944 Congrats anon, you're being sent at least 35 lewd Cheshire Cats to ensure you have plenty of daughterus. You should probably hire some farmhands so you don't have to dick the daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:20:33 2015 No.13934016 >>13933910 As I said you're going to have to talk to RS and the artist, not me. I'm just a shitty writer who lurks in the IRC(s), or used to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:20:55 2015 No.13934019 >>13933666 >Sea Slime FUCK YES. I'll love them all, sell sea slime jelly, feed them until their bells are big and bouncy, and make sure they're the most appreciated girls around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:23:59 2015 No.13934044 >>13933666 >Holstaur Fuck yeah, time for some hot Mega Holst goodness!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:27:24 2015 No.13934065 >>13934044 id Quicksilver ever say when baby mega Holsts start developing? They seem like they'd be the ultimate oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:27:44 2015 No.13934067 >>13933666 >Gazer I'm going to breed that shitty personality right out of them with lots of love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:28:11 2015 No.13934071 >>13933666 >Red Slime Haha! Time to see if I can breed the sour candy slimes that I've always wanted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:29:06 2015 No.13934073 >>13934065 Did*

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:30:33 2015 No.13934085 >>13933666 >Amazoness I'll make them bigger, stronger, and more loving and protective.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:31:48 2015 No.13934089 >>13934071 Why not strawberry slimegirls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:31:53 2015 No.13934091 File: 969 KB, 1200x1638, 406f0faaaafbb479527a77e3b5660521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:36:49 2015 No.13934117 How would a monster girl deal with a yandere anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:37:15 2015 No.13934119 >>13934091 She's gonna get hugged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:37:25 2015 No.13934120 File: 269 KB, 554x439, 1437712910579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just a reminder

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:38:05 2015 No.13934122 >>13934117 Confused enthusiasm, maybe bordering on nervous enthusiasm when the yandere gets intense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:38:44 2015 No.13934123 >>13933662 I like this. There needs to be more of this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:38:50 2015 No.13934124 >>13934122 >nervous enthusiasm The best kind, really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:39:12 2015 No.13934127 >>13934091 Damn. She's real thin. >>13934117 Probably just fuck all day and never even realize how he was to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:40:00 2015 No.13934131 >>13934120 Poor, stupid Wurm-chan skips too many grammar lessons. Such is life for Poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:40:18 2015 No.13934133 File: 438 KB, 900x772, 1438052889054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934117 With the dick never leaving her side.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:40:33 2015 No.13934138 >>13934120 No she doesn't.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:41:01 2015 No.13934141

>>13934120
>Somewhere out there in the infinite multiverse, your waifu exists but you don't.
>She commissions artists almost every week to draw pictures of you for her.
>She gets into fights on the internet when people insult you.
>She has a full size Daki of you that she cuddles every night.
>Sometimes she cries into it when she remembers you're not real in her universe.
>The odds of our universes meeting are astronomical.
It fucking sucks anon.
Hey, if there can be a universe where it's Berenstein Bears, then there can be a universe where monstergirls exist and husbando us on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:41:13 2015 No.13934142 >>13934133 Hm, good end?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:41:18 2015 No.13934143 File: 119 KB, 850x850, 1429700629290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934120

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:41:45 2015 No.13934145 >>13933666 >Undine. They're already pretty nice so I can't think of much I'd want to change there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:42:09 2015 No.13934149 >>13934142 Headpat overdrive is an end that'll get your pelvis severely bruised, but it's a good one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:43:43 2015 No.13934160 >>13933666 >Charybdis I selectively breed legs onto the little shits and tell them to get off my farm.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:44:12 2015 No.13934162

>>13934141
>She has these exact same thoughts
>Knowing that she's in her universe, and your in yours thinking of her
>Even magic and the power of love isn't enough to break through the worlds that separate you
>You can only take comfort in the idea that she shares your predicament, and is thinking about you as you do of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:44:24 2015 No.13934164 >>13934141 Please no multi-verse talk. It's depressing to think about all the possibilities out there that nobody can reach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:44:25 2015 No.13934166 >>13933992 Maybe he can breed out the smugness, mischief and cockney accents and end up with a Cheshire Cat that is a refined, polite young lady who asks 'May I trouble you with some rape this evening, young sir?' before raping someone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:44:50 2015 No.13934170 >>13934117 Male yandere a shit Male tsundere a best

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:45:22 2015 No.13934174 >>13933581 >tfw you will never be a camslut for mg's >tfw will never make money by playing video games and dressing cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:45:56 2015 No.13934177 >>13934166 >Maybe he can breed out the smugness You're supposed to improve them, not to make them worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:46:27 2015 No.13934183 >>13933666 Dhampir. So this means I married a normal woman who is just half-vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:46:53 2015 No.13934185 >>13934170 I do think it's cuter when a male is tsundere toward a MG rather than the reverse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:47:05 2015 No.13934188 >>13934170 Seeing as I'm not into males, I don't think I'm qualified to make a statement either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:47:50 2015 No.13934192 >>13934177 Smug lavender cats are a dime a dozen. It takes selective breeding to produce a high-class, pedigree Cheshire. Instead of those mongrels that prowl the streets looking for easy dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:48:11 2015 No.13934195 >>13933666 Uh, i got the magic lantern girls. Im pretty sure they dont reproduce, they just happen when a lantern is exposed to MAMOMO MANA right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:49:00 2015 No.13934201 File: 5 KB, 225x225, blank-stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934089 Because I like sour candy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:49:23 2015 No.13934206 >>13934195 There's only one way to find out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:49:39 2015 No.13934209 >>13933087 >>13933362 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:50:34 2015 No.13934218 File: 359 KB, 800x1529, 517c74a28fcfbc78d1f6268bae43ce5b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934185 >>13934188 Show me a cuter couple than a male tsundere and a big genki monstergirl Protip: you can't

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:51:10 2015 No.13934224 >>13934133 Jesus, stop overcharging the Kikis.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:51:39 2015 No.13934229

>>13934141
>The odds of our universes meeting are astronomical.
Actually there hasn't even been a word invented yet to properly describe how low the chances are of any two universes meeting.
Like even saying "low chances" makes it out to be so much greater than it really is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:51:49 2015 No.13934231 >>13934218 Tsundere is shit though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:51:58 2015 No.13934235 >>13934218 This with a Quetzalcoatl when

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:52:05 2015 No.13934236 >>13934218 A relaxed guy who loves to tease, and a nerdy girl who gets all flustered and aroused at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:52:16 2015 No.13934240 File: 66 KB, 234x169, M-M-MASTER!!!!~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934224 Never! I will always overcharge my servants and familiars!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:52:27 2015 No.13934241 >>13934174 Big. Throbbing. Tailpussies. Casting Couch. Writefags pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:52:59 2015 No.13934246 >>13934218 You with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:53:03 2015 No.13934247 >>13934231 Tundere is like a souffle. Hard to do well but if done right it's nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:53:21 2015 No.13934250 >>13934231 Tsundere is good when done right, which is almost never

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:54:33 2015 No.13934260 File: 166 KB, 800x648, 1434587596769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934224 If you don't overcharge them they will become depressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:55:01 2015 No.13934262 >>13934247 >>13934250 Most things are good when done right, but point taken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:55:58 2015 No.13934265 File: 251 KB, 950x400, Wild West.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monster Girl Wild West when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:57:21 2015 No.13934275 >>13934133 >>13934224 >>13934260 >2015 + Shoggoth >still wanting a Kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:57:23 2015 No.13934276 >>13934117 If she's into it? Probably get super turned on. If she's not into it? she will be...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:58:21 2015 No.13934281 >>13934240 Does this go to a bigger picture? Google give me nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:58:44 2015 No.13934282 >>13934260 It's not like you're never supposed to charge them. Just give them the proper amount of headpats. It makes for a happy, healthy meido.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:58:54 2015 No.13934284 >>13934260 That wasn't even related to charging your Kikis when it was first posted. It was some stupid Kiki depression story that somehow turned into DoomGuy master

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:58:54 2015 No.13934285 >>13934224 What's that? Go into the MGC Maid Center and over-charge ALL THE KIKIS? Ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:59:23 2015 No.13934288 >>13934275 Enjoy your mutinous evil genetic abominations

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:59:26 2015 No.13934289 File: 217 KB, 700x785, 1433973429869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934275 I'll always want a kiki anon and you can't stop me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:59:39 2015 No.13934292 >>13934265 Never, this place is shit and has little to no creativity. They'd rather just complain about shit rather than try and do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:59:51 2015 No.13934293 File: 233 KB, 519x900, 18923762343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934281 Boop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:00:41 2015 No.13934297 >>13934265 >leaving the spoiler in the picture What devilry is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:01:13 2015 No.13934302 >>13934275 >2015 >Still wanting shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:01:42 2015 No.13934303 >>13934293 Cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:01:44 2015 No.13934304 >>13934293 I want her to use every part of me as a seat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:02:32 2015 No.13934309 >>13934275 >Not wanting both. When a Shoggoth and a Kiki actually get along, it can only mean wonderful things for their master. Wonderful, lewd things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:03:02 2015 No.13934311 >>13934275 >wanting abominations Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:04:42 2015 No.13934323 File: 325 KB, 723x659, 1438183305214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:05:29 2015 No.13934328 File: 405 KB, 737x1200, Kikimora_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone post some kiki stories?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:06:00 2015 No.13934335 >>13934284 DoomGuy always comes back for his Kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:06:13 2015 No.13934337 >>13934292 Wild West is shitty for fantasy settings anyway. Too recent and too close to home for most, especially with so many Texans in here. So it's more that it's just a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:07:01 2015 No.13934343 >>13934293 I want to make her bigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:08:03 2015 No.13934351 >>13934335 Only after that one writefag continued it and put it on pastebin. The original post (which I think screencap guy might have) was just horseshit depression bait posting

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:09:57 2015 No.13934366 >>13934293 Oh...oh goodness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:10:01 2015 No.13934368 >>13934293 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SZ4lSvH9o

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:10:20 2015 No.13934370 >>13932989 >"Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!" >long, blonde hair comes from the stone window. >knight starts to climb the hair >The hair suddenly coils around the man as he climbs it and brings him upward >A distant "ufufu" is heard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:10:53 2015 No.13934374 >>13934351 >suffering is bait I think the sunshine got in your eyes, pal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:12:50 2015 No.13934390 >>13934374 I think the dude was legitimately depressed when her posted it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:13:46 2015 No.13934399 Guys. What do you think about a ripped Ryu whose embarrassed about her muscle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:14:31 2015 No.13934403 >>13934399 Moth-chan already does that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:14:37 2015 No.13934406 >>13934399 why is she ripped?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:14:40 2015 No.13934407 >>13934370 Is Rapunzel the most popular childhood story with Kejourous? Do little Kejourous grow up trying to reenact the story by luring unknowing knights to their medieval tower built on top of their suburban home?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:15:01 2015 No.13934408 >>13934390 You think, or you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:16:20 2015 No.13934421 >>13934408 I'm making a semi-educated guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:16:25 2015 No.13934422 >>13934407 Yes, but instead of a tower it's their suburban house, and the knight is the cute boy next door.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:16:31 2015 No.13934426 >>13934399 I think I'm tired of nonsensical gap moe. I'm feeling more like I'd like to see a monstergirl on the more vicious and instinct driven end of the scale. That doesn't happen much and would be pretty refreshing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:16:48 2015 No.13934430 >>13934406 Her mother makes her do chores like moving the Buddha statue or removing a nearby ushi >>13934403 More muscle than moth chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:17:26 2015 No.13934435 >>13934421 That sounds dangerously close to "assuming". You're playing with fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:17:36 2015 No.13934436 >>13934430 nah

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:19:05 2015 No.13934442 >>13934435 >You're playing with fire. I know what I'm doing, or at least I think I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:20:17 2015 No.13934449 File: 177 KB, 700x797, 1438967640603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want cuddle and love the sun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:20:55 2015 No.13934450 >>13934442 You know what you're doing? YOU know what you're doing? If I got a pennie everytime you said that, I wouldn't need to get a job!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:22:02 2015 No.13934458 File: 93 KB, 1000x1000, 15367855345543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get it off! Get it off!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:22:21 2015 No.13934459 >>13934442 That's what they all say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:22:46 2015 No.13934462 >>13934390 >>13934374 >>13934421 >>13934435 >>13934442 I'm pretty sure the guy who originally posted that Kikimora greentext wasn't legitimately depressed given that there's only one faggot I know of who's posted with that stupid drinking picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:22:56 2015 No.13934463 >>13934458 Punch it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:24:10 2015 No.13934471 >>13934458 Oh fuck. Alright, stay still, I'll pry it off you mang. Stay...still...HNNNG

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:25:32 2015 No.13934484 >>13934275 Both are fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:25:45 2015 No.13934488 >>13934458 Gonna need the jaws of life for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:26:13 2015 No.13934494 File: 1.66 MB, 1995x1145, 1429948761526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934449 Does wanting to cuddle the sun score me all its incarnations, or do I have to choose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:27:04 2015 No.13934499 >>13934494 You have to chose. Also Hathor is the goddess of the sky, not the sun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:28:02 2015 No.13934503 Who here likes scorpions? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2810247

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:28:03 2015 No.13934504 >>13934462 Since we don't know, I'm gonna go with "probably not depressed".

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:29:05 2015 No.13934512 >>13934504 But I do know because I was talking to him on Steam at the time you faggot fish-monger. He wasn't depressed. He was looking for a rise out of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:29:15 2015 No.13934513 >>13934494 Why can't Hathor and Ammy be well-behaved like Ra? She doesn't mind sharing and she isn't fighting over the dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:29:29 2015 No.13934517 Which monstergirl would be the most saddened to see their loved one pass on?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:29:40 2015 No.13934518 >>13934503 I don't mind them this one makes me question that

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:30:34 2015 No.13934523 >>13934512 Allow me to remind you: Pics, or it didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:30:55 2015 No.13934527 >>13934503 Yeah, got posted the other day. Not terrible. Don't think I'd do it though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:31:11 2015 No.13934529 >>13934517 None of them. They'd just go find another guy to replace them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:31:23 2015 No.13934531 >>13934517 Harpies. I've heard stories of how ravens react when their mates pass on...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:31:27 2015 No.13934532 >>13934523 I don't need pics when I already know it was Cockles who started that shit like the assclown he is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:31:52 2015 No.13934535 File: 142 KB, 600x800, 1438972186056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934499 Choosing sucks, but I'd probably go with Ammy. >>13934513 Because the mortal a Goddess chooses to be dicked by is important stuff, unless they're Greek Gods.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:32:12 2015 No.13934537 >>13934517 all of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:32:16 2015 No.13934539 >>13934503 Sometimes in the desert you have to make do with scorpion pussy. Roughing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:32:56 2015 No.13934548 >>13934499 I can't choose! Each girl has their own perks. I really wish I had saved that post-foursome cuddling I had typed up

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:33:06 2015 No.13934550 >>13934517 Yeti, when she realizes she can't hug her husband's cold body back to warmth

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:33:26 2015 No.13934553 >>13934532 >no pics >"I know tho" Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:33:38 2015 No.13934556 >>13934529 This. Monstergirls are sluts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:33:58 2015 No.13934558 >>13934518 well defiantly not one of the undead It's happened so many times their numb to it Or at least thats what they tell themselves the first night your gone

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:34:08 2015 No.13934559 >>13934548 >I really wish I had saved that post-foursome cuddling I had typed up Just for not saving that you get none of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:34:14 2015 No.13934561 >>13934556 your a slut!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:34:36 2015 No.13934566 File: 57 KB, 527x1000, 134587954644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934517 Rabbits, their poor little hearts couldn't take it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:37:39 2015 No.13934584 >>13934529 This is why I wouldn't go looking for a waifu if they existed. Loved ones being replaceable is a cold, hateful truth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:38:04 2015 No.13934591 File: 53 KB, 897x399, screencap_someone_requested.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934548 This one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:39:46 2015 No.13934602 File: 14 KB, 490x276, 1375668468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934529 >>13934556 >>13934584

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:39:56 2015 No.13934603 >>13934553 Ask Gauf or Screencap Anon. I'm sure they'll agree.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:39:57 2015 No.13934604

>>13933362
>You grab her shapely butt and squeeze vigorously, your fingers sinking into the firm yet supple flesh, a sense of satisfaction at the reaction
>She wraps your shaft with her tail once more, adding to your girth, guiding you into her ravenous snatch, gobbling your length as if her life depends on it, and shoving the rest of her tail into her ass
>You begin pounding her, the sound of your body smacking against hers resounds though the park, she grabs her ankles and opens herself fully, urging you to go as deep as you can
>Deeper, deeper still, her drooling lower mouth accommodates every inch of you, her grip keeps you from cumming too soon
>Harder, she tells you, do her harder, feel the heat, the burn with her, make her scream, make her die
>She's jackhammering her own ass with her tail, and you up your speed to match hers, grabbing and lifting her leg and pressing her against the tree while you screw her from behind, knocking against her cervix with each thrust
>She grabs the back of your head and pulls you in for a kiss, moaning into your mouth as she feels you swell inside her, letting the pressure build until finally, you spurt despite her restriction, filling her up, painting her in your color
>You fall on your back and pass out, exhausted
>When you awake, you're on a bed, in a very clean room but not your own
>You smell something cooking, and boy does it smell good, your stomach is rumbling in approval
>Feeling sore from your earlier foray, you opt to stay in bed, and after a little while, the succubutt enters the room carrying a tray of food
>She smiles once she sees you've come to, and moves towards you
>She places the tray daintily in front of you, and climbs onto bed, straddling you
>She cuts a piece off a nice, thick, juicy steak and feeds it you, pleased with your reaction at the taste
>With a mischievous smile she feeds you another piece, saying how she'll ride you into shape
>Eat up, you'll need it

Sorry I died, had visit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:40:02 2015 No.13934606 >>13934458 Ain't right for a man to be ridden like that!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:40:56 2015 No.13934610

>>13934517
Swan harpies, or any canine monstergirl. Imagine a Kobold licking her dead husband's face, calling his name and asking him to wake up, voice quavering and tears starting to fill in her eyes.
Or a werewolf who spends every full moon at her husband's grave, talking to him from the start of evening until the sun sets, breaking down into sobbing, wailing and howling.
Or maybe even a hellhound version of Orpheus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:41:43 2015 No.13934614 File: 26 KB, 800x600, 1435074000779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934529

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:43:11 2015 No.13934620 File: 1.85 MB, 250x250, 46637.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934610 Stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:43:23 2015 No.13934621 >>13934602 Do you really expect them to stay lonely for the rest of their life? Shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:44:27 2015 No.13934624 >>13934620 Don't be such a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:44:53 2015 No.13934626 >>13934606 I agree. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2786431 This is how they should be ridden.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:45:16 2015 No.13934629 >>13934621 MGE and my headcanon say yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:47:06 2015 No.13934635 File: 62 KB, 600x530, centorea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is the shitty weekday thread over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:47:18 2015 No.13934636 >>13934621 No I expect immortality and/or life sharing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:47:26 2015 No.13934638 >>13934629 Unless there's no death in MGE, I don't think that makes much sense. And if there's no death, enjoy your overpopulation, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:47:41 2015 No.13934639 >>13934635 This thread is always shit you retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:48:47 2015 No.13934645 >>13934638 You didn't read anything about MGE, don't you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:49:44 2015 No.13934649 >>13934645 I did, I just think it's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:51:46 2015 No.13934662 >>13932146 >Kitsune-bi How do you impregnate the bodiless?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:52:39 2015 No.13934669 What if you're MG waifu died and she wanted you to find love again? What if your daughter wanted to become your wife after that? What would you do, assuming reviving via Lich is out of the question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:53:03 2015 No.13934671 >>13932365 Holy shit this is disheartening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:53:26 2015 No.13934673 >>13934662 You might need to hire a medium, or a shrine maiden to commune with the lewd fox spirits. If only to know where you're supposed to put your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:53:41 2015 No.13934675 File: 210 KB, 1200x853, 21851248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934604 That was wonderful, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:54:51 2015 No.13934682 >>13934675 That's a BIG Succubus!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:54:55 2015 No.13934683

>>13934649
If you did you should know that there's confirmed to be an afterlife, and that most monstergirls either stay single or kill themselves to be with their husbands as soon as possible, with only a very few cases in which she gets another partner (and it's not like she gets the first dick that there's in front of her, apparently the guy will know to work HARD so she accepts him)

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:54:58 2015 No.13934684 >>13932453 FACE PUNCH!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:55:24 2015 No.13934686 >>13934669 That depends on a lot of factors. Like a fucking lot of other factors, most of the time though I wouldn't.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:56:15 2015 No.13934691
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>>13934558
>Be Lich
>You've been lost in your studies, reading various texts on the religious beliefs of Humanity
>They're so silly, clinging to the Gods they fabricate in order to secure a paradise for themselves after death
>You ill have time for such things, having watched the wheel spin countless numbers of times
>Yet you're standing still
>You can still remember when his hair faded grey from black, how his skin sagged and became softer
>He'd always be easily winded after sex
>The moon is hanging in the sky now, the wax on your candle melted
>In five minutes, you'll be leaving this library and going... there
>Thirty minutes in the past, you're still reading, even as your hand caresses the cold stone of your husband's sepulcher in the now
>It's funny, how your body can still make tears
>Plip-plap, they're falling onto the tomb
>You never wanted this for him, you were so close to creating a phylactery for your husband
>So he could never leave you
>The warmth he gave you in life is now nothing more than biting cold
>Oh so cold
>Your sobs increase as you collapse onto the dais
>Hoping and praying that he can hear and forgive you
>In a place where his hand waits to pet your head

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:56:46 2015 No.13934695 >>13934683 And even then, KC gave that answer not in the context of "Oh, your waifu might, maybe, perhaps move on...", he said it to a guy asking, "So could I seduce an MG widow? I wanna seduce an MG widow."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:58:22 2015 No.13934701 >>13934683 With all the longevity and ressurection shit going on, how that is supposed to stifle overpopulation? No KC, if you try to jerk too many dicks, nobody will get off properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:59:20 2015 No.13934708 >>13934691 See, this does nothing for me, since I know it's nowhere near how it would actually be. You have to actually try to make it sad, bud.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 20:59:40 2015 No.13934710

>>13934620
Just imagine it. Your Kobold daughter jumping up onto the bed in the morning, shouting for her daddy and licking your face. She'll nuzzle you all over, pausing to ask why you're so cold, before settling under the covers to hug your lifeless body.
Then, "Daddy? Daddy, wake up! It's morning!" Her tail will stop wagging as she nudges your shoulder with her tiny paws, licking your face again to get you up.
"Daddy, what's wrong?"
Maybe somewhere deep down, she already knows what's wrong. Some animal instinct only partially registering in her mind as her voice starts to break, her heart starts to beat faster and panic starts to set in.
Her daddy always smiles when she licks his face, so why isn't he now?
"Daddy, please, wake up. Wake up."
She'll start to paw at your face, using her clumsy digits to open up your eyelids and see just a glassy, vacant stare. Tears will well up in her eyes, because Daddy can't be dead. Daddies are always there for their children, right? And you still have to play with her every day, and hug her, and kiss her, and tuck her in at night while telling her that you love her.
"Daddy, please! Please wake up!"
You can't be gone, because how will your daughter be able to live without you to care for her?
"Mom! Help! Help, please!"
And she'll keep licking you, whining and crying, tears mixing with saliva on your cheek as your wife walks into the room.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:00:01 2015 No.13934715 >>13934620 >>13934529 What if their husbands died before their time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:00:02 2015 No.13934716 >>13934691 You blew it when you paraphrased Freeze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:00:42 2015 No.13934720 >>13934669 I wouldn't. >>13934701 Don't monstergirls have problems to get pregnant? It's not like they're going to be african families with 10 kids in 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:01:36 2015 No.13934723 >>13934701 >overpopulation But you can literally live underwater in the oceans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:01:38 2015 No.13934724 >>13934691 >>13934710 Goddammit anons...goddammit...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:02:10 2015 No.13934726 File: 80 KB, 292x302, 1399927646723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934710

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:02:48 2015 No.13934727 >>13934720 >Don't monstergirls have problems to get pregnant? Sure, but if hardly anyone dies, it doesn't matter how slow they breed. >>13934723 Is the ocean a finite space? It is? Well I'll be...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:02:50 2015 No.13934728 >>13934716 I didn't feel like putting 100% into it because I knew it was shit while thinking of it. I hate contrived scenarios with a fucking passion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:03:04 2015 No.13934730 >>13933459 All that and more. But no hitting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:04:36 2015 No.13934738 File: 114 KB, 1280x720, _poke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934710 MORE NEED

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:04:58 2015 No.13934742 >>13932146 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Board:Fan-made_Monsters?page=3#comm-140331 W-what do i do now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:05:08 2015 No.13934743 File: 106 KB, 297x406, 1431905869762.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934691 >>13934710 you guys are fucking jerks I didn't want to cry myself to sleep tonight

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:05:37 2015 No.13934746 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934727 >>13934701 Don't you see anons? The answer is simple. WE ADVANCE THE SPACE PROGRAM.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:05:45 2015 No.13934747 >>13934710 See, that's better. It's still complete shit, but it's a better example of how you should do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:06:33 2015 No.13934754 >>13934742 Attempt to find one that isn't shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:06:46 2015 No.13934755 >>13932146 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Merrow I have no problem with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:07:03 2015 No.13934756 >>13934746 I can get behind that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:07:35 2015 No.13934759 >>13928729 2 girtabilu twins: one is a short, dandere mob boss, and the other is a light yan, oppai loli, who's secretly a super hero?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:08:22 2015 No.13934761 >>13934746 You don't even need space programs when you have goddesses that can travel/make their own dimensions

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:08:45 2015 No.13934763 >>13934747 >>13934708 See, this is the kind of people that like to ruin the mood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:08:54 2015 No.13934764 >>13934759 >Mob boss and super hero in the same family Well, that must be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:09:01 2015 No.13934765 >>13934742 Close the tab.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:09:22 2015 No.13934766 >>13934756 You just want to bury your face in bodyglove clad anubutt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:10:08 2015 No.13934769 KC will make Charon-chan canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:10:53 2015 No.13934772 >>13934766 Who doesn't? No seriously, come out, so that I may call you a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:11:39 2015 No.13934775 >>13934710 Sufferingasm

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:12:18 2015 No.13934777 >>13934763 Yeah, yeah. It's alright, friend, you can still feel however you want. Although, being negatively influenced by something someone writes here is pretty funny to me. Shit don't make sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:13:19 2015 No.13934785 >>13934777 >being negatively influenced by something someone writes here How so?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:13:38 2015 No.13934788 >>13934772 I have multiple monster girl butts I'd prioritize burying my face in over anubutts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:13:55 2015 No.13934789 >>13932146 >dark angel But im not into loli!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:14:36 2015 No.13934795 >>13934788 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:15:49 2015 No.13934800 >>13934789 You will be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:16:14 2015 No.13934802 >>13934788 Mein neger. Anubis' can go and get ignored in favor of Apophi or Pharaohs for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:17:23 2015 No.13934805 >>13934795 Right back at you, fudge packer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:17:47 2015 No.13934807 >>13934802 >shit snake >human tier Into the trash.jpg.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:19:05 2015 No.13934814 >>13934743 I'm just being a jerk because I can't find a reason to write anything of any serious merit right now. As in, longer than a one post greentext.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:19:22 2015 No.13934815 >>13934805 But I don't even pack fudge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:19:31 2015 No.13934817 >>13934807 Unlike your overrated memewaifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:19:38 2015 No.13934820 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1437037619305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934807 Still superior to bossy bum-mutts.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:20:24 2015 No.13934822

>>13934785
As in, something from a story making you sad or mad or whatever. I don't get it, myself. Sure, there have been things that put a smile on my face, but I've never seen something that could actually influence me negatively. I also don't get why someone would seek it out, but that's a different matter altogether.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:22:12 2015 No.13934830 >>13934807 They're far better than your overrated anubis

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:22:14 2015 No.13934831 >>13934817 >memewaifu Well meme'd.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:22:43 2015 No.13934835

>>13934726
>>13934724
Sorry.
I'll talk about the werewolf instead. The one you left behind prematurely, before you even got to marry her.
She's as loyal as ever, because there's not a day which goes by when she's not at your grave by sundown.
At first she'll have lots to say, talking about her day, stuff you used to do together.
But in reality, you can only hold a conversation like that for so long. It wouldn't be long before she just pads up to your headstone and sits there quietly with a drink and boxed up meal.
"See? It's just like we're having dinner together again."
Without you, there's not much reason for her to mingle with society. Life insurance has the cost of your home covered for a while, but she doesn't sleep there much any more. The night guard doesn't bother her anymore since the last time they tried to remove her from the premises.
And months later, when winter comes, all she'll feel like doing is lying down and sleeping with you. Just lying down and feeling warm with you again, even as layers and layers of snow begin to bury her with you.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:22:51 2015 No.13934836

>>13934822
But stories are supposed to convey specific feelings along with a message, what's the point of writing one if it's gonna be dull? Might as well read a newspaper.

Well, if you don't feel anything from sad stories yourself, that's more of a personal scenario.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:23:40 2015 No.13934840 >>13934817 >>13934820 >>13934830 Someone get these hotheads outa here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:25:39 2015 No.13934848 File: 20 KB, 298x299, 1430667924491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934835 stop this

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:25:44 2015 No.13934849 >>13934840 >hotheads My apologies, I'll enjoy my Grapesnakes well-conditioned, comfy underground fortress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:27:27 2015 No.13934857 File: 201 KB, 518x622, 1361840485335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934835 No

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:28:11 2015 No.13934861 >>13934849 I'll enjoy my Grapesnakes at the feet of my divine Pharaoh liege, begging for their purple hides.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:29:53 2015 No.13934873 >People can't take sad things Crashing this sunshine general WITH ONLY WIDOWED SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:30:56 2015 No.13934877 >>13934861 You're a funny man, I'll kill you the last once I put Apophis on the throne

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:31:36 2015 No.13934880

>>13931837
>Kikimora
Best girl
>Black Harpy
Do I have a black harpy harem by extension? I'm gonna die aren't I?
>Amazoness
She tries any of that househusband bullshit she's getting beat the fuck up
>Kesaran Pasaran
Welcome addition, she and kikimora would make a hell of a combo to ease a bad day
>Nightmare
Better grow a frontpussy fast
>Mandragora
What does she even do?
>Wyvern
Mount get!
>Doppelganger
Two kikis it is

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:31:54 2015 No.13934881
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Congratulations, you have been forcefully moved to a neighborhood full of monster girls by your government, and placed in a house with three randomly selected monster girls, where you are suppose to show them the ways of human life.

But don't worry your lusty next door neighbor who's a cougar ( and who will most likely assault you if you are left alone with her for more than hour) will be there to help you every step of the way.

So who are the three monster girls you get? What type of monster girl is your cougar neighbor? And finally what is the first thing you do inside your new home with three monster girls?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:32:01 2015 No.13934882

>>13934766
I personally would. It'd feel nice to spin her around in zero gravity until I've got her by the legs, keeping hold of her flawless, rubber-clad calves.
And it'd feel even nicer to pull her in closer, feeling her soft rump, lifted taut by the skintight suit, part around my face, only to start licking and feel the soft, sensitive details of her sex and anus through that single sensual layer.
It'd probably feel nice for her too, when she climaxes, arching her back and floating free, the puffy lips between her legs engorged against their stimulating prison. The fabric would ride up against her clit, doing a perfect job of sealing in her climax and stretching around my finger as I push inside of her holes to drive her over the edge, again and again until we're floating together in a snowglobe of sweat and lust.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:32:35 2015 No.13934884 File: 73 KB, 336x339, 1428240142823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934873 No one is actually getting mad about it, special ed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:33:02 2015 No.13934887 >>13934835 About time we had some suffering again. You're doing God's work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:33:31 2015 No.13934890 >>13934881 Holy fuck it's the fifth time in this thread already.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:33:32 2015 No.13934891

>>13934761
Fair enough, but just as not everyone can find a competent necromancer, not everyone can get a sufficiently powerful being to create such a dimension, or take them to an already existent one.

>>13934766
What he said >>13934772

>>13934802
You are not my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:33:39 2015 No.13934893 >>13934877 You're an amusing man yourself. I'll make sure you get executed before your Grapesnake waifu after your inevitable capture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:34:08 2015 No.13934896 File: 167 KB, 289x432, 1439602448975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934881

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:34:45 2015 No.13934901 >>13934861 >>13934849 >>13934840 >>13934817 >>13934820 >>13934807 >Not loving all desert MGs All of you are crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:36:30 2015 No.13934904 >>13934884 No shit sherlock, did I say people were getting mad? Your reading comprehension is shit, and you should get that ADHD checked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:37:47 2015 No.13934912 >>13934904 Eat a dick watson, I do as I please.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:39:05 2015 No.13934916
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>>13934881
>Neighbor is a female "Hero" (Paladin)
>Girls are Werewolf, Gazer, and Alice

First things first. I'm getting me a taste of that silvermaned boymaker. Verpa vult!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:39:16 2015 No.13934919 >>13934881 >Barometz Great >Khrepri I'm in heaven >Wurm Anyone want a girlfriend? >Cougar kraken On second thought...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:39:33 2015 No.13934922 >>13934901 I like all of them besides Anubis seriously reading their profile I have no idea how such a shit monster became so popular.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:40:16 2015 No.13934928

>>13934848
>>13934857
Sure.

I don't think I have enough left in me to write about the hellhound who, despite all her power, couldn't save her husband anyway.
I'll just let you imagine it. Imagine all the anger and sadness, crying molten tears every time she thinks about the most precious thing in her life.

So you just go ahead and imagine it. Just imagine how devastating it'd be to lose the love of their life, that even a fearsome, godlike being like a hellhound would be reduced to tears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:42:01 2015 No.13934937 >>13934922 Because they're dark-skinned wolfgirls who can get business done, and then save their libido for the time it's allowed. Not even interested in Anubis but it sounds about right to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:42:03 2015 No.13934938 >>13934928 >fearsome, godlike being like a hellhound Nigga hellhouds are literally just guard dogs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:43:10 2015 No.13934942 File: 1.89 MB, 1300x1800, 1423979683677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934916 Ladies with lots of mammies are my weakness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:43:27 2015 No.13934943 Anubis a shit, now stop arguing because you'll just go back and forth. Forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:43:44 2015 No.13934944 >>13934881 >Amazon, Yuki and Goblin >Dark Slime cougar Well, it could be worse. The amazon might not be so happy our world. The Yuki and Goblin are probably good girls though. I'm not going to request any help from the slime though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:44:24 2015 No.13934946 >>13934943 You're a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:45:06 2015 No.13934948 >>13934946 Anubis a ))<>((

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:45:13 2015 No.13934950

>>13934881
>the three girls
1.merrow
lewd fish is lewd

2.familiar
bitch won't stop masturbating

3.minotaur
BEST THING THE COME OUT OF ALL THIS

>cougar
>Alice
.....how the fuck does that even work shit doesn't make sense

>first thing we do
fuck if I know solve the mystery of how a Alice can be a cougar

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:45:19 2015 No.13934951 >>13934916 I want a chest-heavy German Dullahan to seduce me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:46:09 2015 No.13934958 >>13932146 >Alp this url has to be rigged

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:46:12 2015 No.13934959 >>13934948 Begone, avatar of shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:46:13 2015 No.13934960 >>13934881 >Dark Valkyrie >Jabberwock >Succubus Gentlemen, I fear I may not last the night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:46:53 2015 No.13934962 >>13934942 And anubi in spats is mine... >>13934948 Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:47:01 2015 No.13934963 >>13934959 >says the person with literal shit taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:47:06 2015 No.13934964 >>13934958 Are you the same faggot who was always getting familiars?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:47:27 2015 No.13934965 >>13934916 I wish that shota was actually a full grown man and monstergirls that tall. That's actually what I imagine with almost all Kloah's pics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:47:28 2015 No.13934966 >>13934938 Everything is a god in the mind of the sub.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:48:08 2015 No.13934967

>>13934881
>Manticore
>Sahuagin
>Shoggoth
They'd better have given me an adamantium chastity belt for this job.
And my cougar neighbor is
>Cheshire Cat.

...My pelvis is doomed.
I've got a Christmas Cake Cheshire who definitely wants my dick and no chastity belt will save me. She'll probably share me with the girls too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:48:17 2015 No.13934968 >>13934964 yup...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:48:32 2015 No.13934971 >>13934963 >literal

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:48:49 2015 No.13934972 >>13934968 Fuck you anon, you're not me.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:49:00 2015 No.13934975

Stop arguing about anubii, guys.
Otherwise I'll write thing about a bereaved anubis too, and not even I want that.
Though mostly because I don't really know what to write for it. I mean, they guide souls of the dead to rest. You'd think their culture would equip them to deal with that sort of thing emotionally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:49:28 2015 No.13934977 >>13934881 >Holstaur >Weresheep >Orc Might as well start a farm. Two of them being nice and docile makes things easy. >cougar Manticore Aw yiss, give me some of that Manticougar tail pussy!

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:49:44 2015 No.13934979
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>>13934835
>>13934610
>>13934517
>>13934710

>It is rumored that wererabbits can die of loneliness. Once a wererabbit makes a friend, she will always stay close by and will not let them be separated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:50:29 2015 No.13934984 >>13934977 >Manticore Cougar. I envy you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:50:43 2015 No.13934985 >>13934975 Write something happy instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:51:55 2015 No.13934990 >>13934975 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:53:15 2015 No.13934993 >>13934975 Might as well try. You've already committed yourself to being a faggot, so why not go as far as you can?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:54:22 2015 No.13934997 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, 1397388332473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934975 >"Get back to work you lazy brutes!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:56:08 2015 No.13935003 File: 126 KB, 286x263, 1428193369889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13934881 >Merrow >Goblin >Roper Meh. >Cougar Kakuen Mmmh baby, CC monkey butt. I hope she'd enjoy spankings.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:56:12 2015 No.13935005

>>13934881
>3 MG Roommates
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ren_Xiongmao
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sea_Bishop
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baphomet

>MG cougar
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mummy

Ok. I have no problem with this. One is very religious, the other is a Sea Bishop(whatever that implies) and the other is not that aggresive. The neighbor won't be much to deal with.

>And finally what is the first thing you do inside your new home..
Fivesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:57:23 2015 No.13935015 >>13934835 I want more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:59:25 2015 No.13935022 >>13934916 I want an Alice with a chest that big

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:59:31 2015 No.13935024 >>13934997 This is how dumb bitches get gang raped.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 21:59:33 2015 No.13935026

>>13934881
>Centaur
>Centaur
>Nightmare
>Bicorn cougar
Are you fucking shitting me? Fuck you RNG!
Where am I even going to put them? And how will I cover the food expenses? At least I can flee to the upper floor during full moons. I hope there's an upper floor.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:01:51 2015 No.13935033

>>13934985
Once upon a time there was an anubis. It was her dream to go into space. But she couldn't afford to buy a spaceship. Anon liked Anubis, so he sold his organs to the local Tanuki organ dealer. His penis fetched an extremely high price.
Anon gave the money to Anubis. But Anubis, seeing Anon's sacrifice, instead used the money to get Anon surgery.
Then Anon become a sickass fucking rad cyborg, with a fully functional cyborg dick that made Anubis wet every time he thought about it.
So they got married, and spent every night fucking like beasts in heat, Anubis being plowed by thick, superior cyborg cock. Anon joined a group of mercenaries named Desperado, and with his fuckcool cyborg body, quickly started earning mad dosh, so that he and Anubis could eventually buy a spaceship and fuck like beasts in heat in space.

The End.

And the moral of the story is: Sell your organs to the tanuki, kids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:03:26 2015 No.13935043 >>13929590 Arachne > Scyllei > Morgan

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:04:06 2015 No.13935049 >>13935033 >that made Anubus wet every time he thought about it That should be "she" Well, fuck. Now my story is no longer literally perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:04:32 2015 No.13935053 >>13935033 He would've just ended up Alping.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:04:46 2015 No.13935056

>>13934881
>nightmare
>pre transformation nun lady from fallen maidens
>chief god
assuming specific characters dont count here
>nightmare
>unicorn
>gazer
shame im not into horse pussy. They're all rather timid, except maybe the gazer so that should make things easy. Unicorn will be easy, they're pretty friendly folk. Need to get the nightmare to open up.
And after two region rolls (dessert and demon realm) I get a slime carrier as the cougar....im pretty sure that isnt possible, unless its like a slime that took a cougar as its host.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:05:24 2015 No.13935062 File: 52 KB, 441x549, yraiden1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13935033 >Anon joined a group of mercenaries named Desperado How did he avoid getting sliced up by some bishie motherfucker?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:06:53 2015 No.13935077 >>13935062 No kill run

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:07:27 2015 No.13935082 >>13935062 raiden isent a bishie hes a spine with a brain and one eyeball attached

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:07:44 2015 No.13935085 >>13935033 >Approval.jpg I like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:08:28 2015 No.13935090 >>13935077 >No kill run >In Revengeance Literally impossible. This is making me want to go diving in the archive for an old choice game I made. Should I?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:09:44 2015 No.13935097 >>13935090 Sure I'm just going to think about bringing an old, virgin hobgoblin love

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:09:53 2015 No.13935098 >>13935082 He's actually "biseinen" or whatever the fuck, which is also the same body-type Leon S. Kennedy falls under.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:10:43 2015 No.13935100 File: 396 KB, 700x900, 1378420951465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13935024 >"You wouldn't dare rape the right hand of the Pharaoh! Know your place slave!"

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:11:18 2015 No.13935105

>>13935053
He still had his testicles, so he didn't alp. Only the human horn was sold.
But then he got enhanced testicles in the surgery, so he could coat Anubis in semen and use it to blast her against the walls when they go into space.

>>13935062
What >>13935077 said. He got beaten down by a surprisingly strong wooden sword, and got additional pay because of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:12:11 2015 No.13935108 >>13935098 Biseinen is a bishounen older than 21

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:12:18 2015 No.13935109
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>>13935097
Due to your injuries in the first war between the people of Earth and the Demon Lord, you have been selected to lead a unit of cyborgs. You will be given one special type of cyborg body. Pick one.

1. Mistral type rig: This cyborg rig will allow you control over a horde of Dwarf Gekkos. They'll do everything from opening doors for you to linking up with your suit to grant you extra arms.

2. Monsoon Type rig: Your injuries have unfortunately paralyzed your body from the waist down, so your head will be transplanted to your new body. Your new body is comprised of several segments that are held together by magnetism. You can move these segments to make yourself all but untouchable by blades and the like. On top of that, you have potent magnetokinesis. On the downside no penis, but hey it's not like you were using it.

3. Sundowner type rig: Bulky, powerful, and imposing. Your new cyborg body is a heavy hitter, although not as fast as other rigs. You can mount up to six shield arrays onto your arms to become Fuckin' Invincible™. Your weapon will probably be something large, bulky and impractical, like a pair of giant-ass machetes that combine into a pair of scissors.

4. Khamsin type rig: Your legs are gone, so we replaced them with a mess of cables that'll let you connect to a giant war mech that can carry fuckhuge weapons. Careful you don't get too cocky though, or you'll end up jobbing harder than the actual Khamsin.

5. Sam type rig: One cyborg arm, and a performance boosting biosuit. You're badass enough to only need minimal cybernetics. Quick on your feet and with some bullshit in your suit that lets you double jump, this is far and away the fastest rig there is. Plus you get to keep your dick, so maybe monstergirl sexytimes are in your future.

On top of that, in the interest of advancing relations between Monsters and Humans, you've been assigned to a crew of monstergirls. They'll be your support crew for operations.
Cont.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:12:22 2015 No.13935110 >>13935100 >you wouldn't dare >slave You don't know me cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:12:37 2015 No.13935113 >>13935100 your right they should just kill her instead then they wont be slaves anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:14:30 2015 No.13935122 File: 293 KB, 850x1201, Mummy-s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13935100 I have a feeling that the slaves would actually ditch her in favor of some not-shared Mummy pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:15:00 2015 No.13935124 >>13935056 >cheif god roomate how fun would that be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:16:20 2015 No.13935137 File: 237 KB, 993x1193, 1436719674652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13935109 Mistrals rig.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:16:26 2015 No.13935138 >>13935124 She's going to be constantly trying to kill you, so have fun with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:17:24 2015 No.13935139 File: 153 KB, 460x443, Crying_Kenshiro-(n1308590242490).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never cum deep inside a monster girl this is one of the simplest truths of the world, why? why did it have to be like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:18:40 2015 No.13935148 File: 77 KB, 741x744, Carly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13935100 I'd like to see an overworked Anubis girl with coke-bottle glasses. Like sometime soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:20:24 2015 No.13935152 >>13935122 This is from MGE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:20:29 2015 No.13935155 >>13935138 If your a monster maybe chief god would probably be bro as fuck to true believers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:21:02 2015 No.13935158 >>13935139 Because they're the females we need but no the ones we deserve, as simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:21:03 2015 No.13935159 >>13935109 Sam rig. As much as I love huge robots, keeping the D so I can give it out is a biggie

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:21:13 2015 No.13935160 >TFW not knowing what to write >TFW look on /tg/ for ideas >"I want a story about bot fly removal", it's my fetish Just when you thought you saw it all. Fucking /d/ called them "too /d/" for their tastes.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:21:36 2015 No.13935161
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>>13935109
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Roll until you get a monstergirl five times, and remember the order you rolled them in.
1: Mechanic. She's been around since the end of the war and understands human technology. She'll be repairing and maintaining your new cyborg body in between missions. She's tomboyish, and eager to learn more about human technology.
2: Strategist. She was a high ranking officer during the war, but always was behind the front lines, and never came to earth. She knows battlefield strategies that will help you immensely, but doesn't really understand human weapons all that well.
3: Comms officer. She was originally a town crier, but after impressing the visiting human military with her ability to memorize information, she was hired as a Comms officer. She gains information about your missions from the brass, and relays it to you. She's rather cheerful and kind, often inviting you to come hang out with her during your off time.
4: Medic. This girl has barely ever seen a human, having lived in a castle as a high ranking noble monstergirl's attendant. However, her skill in the healing arts was enough to land her a commission with the military. She's shy and awkward around you, but it's clear she likes you.
5: Civilian. She's a girl from a small village who wants to learn more about your world. She's signed up as a civilian contractor , working simple Janitorial jobs and the like in exchange for interviews with the crew. Eventually, she's gonna want to interview you too.

Oh, and don't forget your weapon anons. No cyborg soldier is complete without a sickass weapon.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:22:44 2015 No.13935165

>>13935100
I'll show her. Give her a real good attitude adjustment by listening to her let out all her issues, perceived and real, without judging as I give her a nice, thorough paw massage, giving her the first chance to really relax that she's like to have had in many moons.
Then the tender dickings.

>>13935148
But we already made her a harpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:23:28 2015 No.13935167 >>13935109 Sam type, motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:23:54 2015 No.13935169 File: 179 KB, 1280x962, 1434062698981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Shiny WURM appeared!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:24:19 2015 No.13935171 >>13935165 Not making an Anubis out of her, of course, but making an Anubis with coke bottle glasses in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:24:22 2015 No.13935172 >>13935165 I literally cringed anon holy fuck that's some beta shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:25:14 2015 No.13935176 File: 12 KB, 478x358, 1255893366898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13935160 >too /d/ for /d/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:27:40 2015 No.13935180 >>13935169 Ice Wurms like cold food! Give her Ice cream!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:28:14 2015 No.13935184 I want to cum in every Elf! Every. Elf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:28:57 2015 No.13935186 >>13935176 >>13935176 http://i.imgur.com/6jLYaVg.jpg It was a screencap, but holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:30:41 2015 No.13935192 >>13935152 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:31:58 2015 No.13935194 >>13935172 I call that a success. The alternative is faking a kidnapping and saving her from a real kidnapping, but that's such a cliche. >>13935171 ...yeah okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:36:09 2015 No.13935205 >>13935186 This planet...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:36:44 2015 No.13935206 >>13935184 That's a praiseworthy goal.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:38:19 2015 No.13935214

>>13935205
I thought a Bloods Gang Member shooting a Firefighter who tried to save him and getting FB messages that condoned him was the lowest thing of humanity I'd see today.
Then I saw Twitch Plays Dark Souls
Then I saw this.
The second one is still the worst.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:41:44 2015 No.13935227 >>13935214 >Then I saw Twitch Plays Dark Souls How is that going anyway? My friend showed me its link, and then bet they wouldn't make it out of the asylum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:45:48 2015 No.13935240 >>13935227 They're still not out of the Asylum last I checked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:49:45 2015 No.13935255 >>13935214 >I thought a Bloods Gang Member shooting a Firefighter who tried to save him and getting FB messages that condoned him Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 22:56:35 2015 No.13935268 >>13934626 >guy cums inside her >she gives him so serious bedroom eyes then keeps going >swiveling her hips in a circular motion as she's doing so Oh god my dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:03:18 2015 No.13935276 >>13935255 Criminals are either stupid or assholes, often both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:03:28 2015 No.13935278 What would you say to your Kobold waifu after she only has one puppy? She had her heart set on six, and the usual minimum for her species is four.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:04:14 2015 No.13935285 >>13934675 That head is a bit small.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:05:11 2015 No.13935287 >>13935285 It's more that everything else is a bit huge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:05:26 2015 No.13935290 I want an unicorn to fall in love with me just so she can see how I get gangraped by a gang of onis and I'm no longer pure!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:06:58 2015 No.13935295 >>13935278 Are we talking MGE Kobold or Polt-style? Because I'd give Polt enough daughterus to start a Rugby Club

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:07:39 2015 No.13935296 File: 240 KB, 800x800, elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13935184 Even this dirty no good fujoSHIT elf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:08:02 2015 No.13935297 >>13935278 That still means one adorable Kobold pup. And it's not like we couldn't try again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:11:19 2015 No.13935310 >>13935295 I was imaging an MGe Kobold. I don't even know what Polt is aside from maybe a furry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:12:10 2015 No.13935312 >>13935296 I want dagger ears to go and stay go. They're not even worth writefagging about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:17:14 2015 No.13935335 I want to get vored by a monster girl and put an end to my miserable life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:19:44 2015 No.13935346 >>13935296 I said every Elf and I meant every Elf. But especially the brown ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:19:49 2015 No.13935347 >>13935335 Why would you want to go out in the most painful way possible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:20:30 2015 No.13935352 >>13935278 >not keeping your Kobold waifu constantly pregnant until you have enough daughterus to form several sports teams of your choice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:22:27 2015 No.13935360 >>13935347 Because I'm a fucking piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:26:59 2015 No.13935382 >>13935335 I want to stuff an elf till she can barely move

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:30:30 2015 No.13935401 I think I like alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:31:50 2015 No.13935406 >>13935401 Alps are garbage and forced as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:32:12 2015 No.13935408 >>13935401 I think I like being an alp

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:34:05 2015 No.13935418 >>13935406 Then you are an alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:35:08 2015 No.13935425 >>13935406 >forced as fuck Just as any other monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:35:22 2015 No.13935426 >>13935278 >not knowing about "The Rule of One Half". http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC323835/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:35:32 2015 No.13935429 File: 316 KB, 800x686, 764f26c18c301de96c3413c2c0aa7938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Centaurs are ________

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:35:38 2015 No.13935431 >>13935360 Take your pity party elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 23:35:56 2015 No.13935432 >>13935406 >being tsun Anon...

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