/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever feel animalistic and stupid when you don't masturbate for a while /jp/?

I do and I am feeling quite restless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
Yes, I was avoiding masturbate for a week, and in the college
I really wanted to grab a girl that is my friend from behind,
in this day I didn't understand any word that the others told me, I was really thirsty for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
Please masturbate, onegai.
I don't want you to be taken advantage by some 3D whore who will steal your money and soul.
They are experts on how to manipulate thirsty boys.
/jp/sies are precious and should have their virginities protected.

Here is an image that will help you make your penis go splurt splurt.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish real women could be as cute and lewd as my Chinese cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920491
fuck 3d whore slut girls. 2d is where its at. Just wait for the first VR eroge..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920759
It is true, my mom would always bother me for being a virgin and not having a girlfriend.

Now that my brothers 2nd girlfriend did the same as his first and is taking whatever money he has and won't let him see his child.


I'd rather kill myself than touch a 3DPD

The epitome of selfish mean spirited whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
I need the source, OP. I can't find the full image

[Anonymous No.]

>>13921241
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1744280

[Anonymous No.]

>>13921241
Nvm, just searched the danbooru tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13921278
Kogasa sure loves humans!

[Anonymous No.]

sex makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920785
My mom told me she was the woman who would ever love me. Thank you mom for giving me personality issues to help me preserve my virginity and give me a chance at wizardhood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13921324
Because you never had it in your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
it happened to me mostly when i was younger, now i jack off like 4 or 5 times a day, my recomendtions is just to fap, there is nothing to gain holding back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
No but I feel awful when fapping to the wrong stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13921298
And I sure love Kogasa back! When will you come scare me again? I want to give you a kiss this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13921361
You have to make her take responsibility and get her pregnant.

I'm sorry Anon but this is the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

I lasted 5 days without fapping, but today was my limit i just had to shoot it out !

[Anonymous No.]

i would jack it, but it's hard to find material that is worthy of my cum.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I think about eating people when I masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13922134
my dick almost exploded from that image

[Anonymous No.]

No, because I'm not a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13921381
My masturbation apparently occasionally gets very rough, or my dick can't take a beating, as it's covered (3-4) in small wounds

I'm trying hard not to masturbate for the sake of my dick, but I've only lasted two days and I can't take much more

help

[Anonymous No.]

kuso thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
I only get really anxious if I dont. For some reason my first instinct after having a really bad round in whatever game im playing is to masturbate. I wish I had better control over my libido, cause I also draw porn and its hard to concentrate on it without having a constant urge to fap. Someone told me there was medication that lowered libido but he didn't remember the names of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13922267
What kuso mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920491
if a /jp/sie doesn't have a virginity anymore is that /jp/sie soiled and no longer precious?

a-asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13924489
Do you still count as a virgin if you buttfuck a cute /jp/sie?

[Anonymous No.]

If I don't have sex how will I get my own loli to name Marisa?

[Anonymous No.]

I become suicidal if I don't masturbate multiple times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13924547
Honorary virgins. You're both still precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13922260
Use lubricant dude.

[Anonymous No.]

No sex before marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

No, but a few days ago I didn't masturbate for 12 hours and I got an erection that didn't go down even after I ejaculated like 4 times in one hour

Feels good man

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>13920428
Kogasa. Lustful, panting, drenched in sweat, smelling of woman and iron.

Her hot hands exploring your body, leaving faint traces of soot all over your chest and arms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
>don't masturbate for a while
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13922134
m..muh dic..k....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13926689

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one that loses all sexual drive if I go three days without masturbating? After like a week without I don't even get an erection from looking at lewd pictures, which I find almost worrying so I just make sure to masturbate every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13932104
I'm kinda like this.
Losing my sexuality would be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13922134
Thank you for the good read, anon.

And I agree, he should just give his mother the ultimate happiness. Or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
Don't lewd Kogasa, you horrible person.

Not when there's Star, Sunny and co.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
Yes I do.

Also thumbnail looked like she has a penis between her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Who else does ahegao face with tongue sticking out when masturbating after a period of abstinence?

[Anonymous No.]

One time I didn't fap for a week and I had a cute friend who was always getting flirty with me so I got an almost perma boner without being able to fap for seven fucking days. When I fapped I cummed so hard I think something broke and there was blood in my cum. Couldn't fap for another week. I wanted to rape everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
I masturbate twice a day regularly as part of my schedule, usually more. If I go for more than 24 hours without masturbating I become depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13932668
I never make any facial expressions.

My face is a blank slate that never changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920491
>Checks sadpanda for this under Yassy.
>Not there.

[Anonymous No.]

When there's great porn and I havent fapped for a time, I come so hard that I fall unconscious while being splattered in sperm.

It feels great, but cleaning up that mess is a pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Who here /prone masturbation/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13933384
I have no idea why but it's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428

Nofap nearing day 50, for the first 4-5 weeks it was hell. After that my sexuality started to stabilize. I have almost stopped profiling women for how hot they are and if I would have sex with them or not, if I could. They are more like humans rather than sexthings to me now, which makes it a lot easier to interact with them, without being nervous and fumbling around to completely avoid them or any attention from them. I also started having nocturnal emissions a lot. 1-2 times a week. It sucks, and I hope it will go away.

If you have a serious addiction/you don't find normal women attractive anymore, I really recommend no porn/masturbate for just 90 days, and then you can masturbate without porn after your fetishes are gone, which is quite healthy to do, physically and mentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
Sort of. I usually fap once a month, but some threads on /a/ made me think sexually of my waifu even though I didn't want to so during the month I ended up ejaculating in my sleep because I was dreaming I fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101

My fetishes are getting out of control. I'm full on netorare futanari tentacule mother incest impregnating shota stuff right now. Will I get rid of that shit if I prevent from fapping for a month and a half ?

[Anonymous No.]

Because of the antidepressants I'm on, I haven't been able to climax in over a week. I'm going insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101
I can never understand stupid shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101
>Treating women with respect
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934182
It's just a phase. They get milder after a while.

Soon you'll only be able to get off to vanilla yuri or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934208

Same.

It's so far removed from anything I've experienced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934249

No it is actually getting worse. If it isn't the most depraved shit with futanaris impregnating little boys through their dicks and ahegao all around I can't even fap. And it is even worse with real porn, ugly tranny cumdumps all around just because it is dirty. What internet has done to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934300
Just keep your taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934333

At that rate I'll end up at 2/10 trannies gangbangs slurping niggers cum out of their assholes while fucking one of said niggers in his hairy ass. I don't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934361
If it gets you off, more power to you.

Vanilla and yuri are just boring.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah after a day or two i start wanting to put my dick in anything that moves (and many things that don't)

i can only fap like twice a day though, or else it becomes much less pleasurable. typically i just do one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934376

Being a total degenerate isn't good. Have some respect for the others and for yourself. Degeneration is always about making you or the others miserable and lower than shit. You despicable slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934401
It's not degeneracy if it's private.

You have no control over what's happening in my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934416

If slurping down litters of cum from black strangers met on craiglist because feeling like a little subhuman shit and being dominated by niggers because in your head they are so fucking subhuman it makes you worser than them is what gets you off it is degeneracy. Having no self respect and degrading you and others is degeneracy. Don't even try to deny it.

I bet you go to gloryholes and stuff and don't want to acknowledge how much of a failure you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934525
Please, abuse me more anon-san~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934525
I have a fine line between fiction and reality though.

Though niggers are subhumans and that's what makes it hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934564
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934571

You spelled /tumblr/ wrong. These people are literal trash. They are all full on BBC only shit when niggers are just their IRL fetish of orcs or fat faceless old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934894
Hey don't call me tumblr, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934545

I-I said no more perversion... Y-YOU SLUTTY ANON !

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934920

Make me stop then !

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934935
I'm just gonna be calm and have a gentleman agreement with you.

Please do not tarnish my anonymous image any further, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I do, good thing my qt trap bf will be her tomorrow so I can fuck him in the ass and cum inside.

Faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13932871
It's on his pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101
That Reimu confuses me. Why is she lying in a puddle of cold rainwater wearing an expression of only slight discomfort? How cone her skirt is wet yet her top and sleeves aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935479
It looks cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13933384

I can't get hard enough that way. I prefer to stand and when it's time to cum, I crouch down like how all the guys in JAV do their popshots. I spray pretty hard that way.

[Anonymous No.]

4 days is my limit before the pent up urges and desire show on my face to everyone, I get really red and warm like I have the flu. It's fucking miserable and when I finally do let it out all over myself, I feel like a part of my soul is damaged.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't fapped for five days and I'm planing on going two months.
May Yukari watch over me in these difficult time.

[Anonymous No.]

I just start to get really aggressive about everything, it's not very relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13933384
I get off way faster when I masturbate prone but the most intense orgasms I have are when I lay on my back and use my laptop/tablet to view porn while stroking with an onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
I really don't know, I haven't not masturbated in a while in a really long while. I've fapped at the bare least once a day for the past few years and I have no idea how life would be without that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935780

I found onaholes uncomfortable.

I used only prone for over the first decade of masturbation, so my dick is probably somewhat broken.

prone >> hand >>> onahole

[Anonymous No.]

How do you masturbate prone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13922134
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Feeling animalistic and stupid is better than depressed so I quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940208
So...wait a second. You quit masturbating because you were feeling too good / wanted to be depressed instead? Are you one of those "eemoes"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13933384
I do it on my knees. Feels the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934182
Damn, that's impressive

Right now I'm on cowtits /ss/ bestiality/fat faceless men impregnation/already pregnant ahegao mindbreak sexslave/human toilet,

obviously /ss/ and fat faceless men in not the same doukin

It's been that way for a while, though, maybe ~6 months since any of the fetishes have been added to the list or strengthened

Think I'm good or is this a brief respite and should I be worried?

if I develop a anal, scat, piss, futanari, or any fetish like that I will do >>13934101, but right now I am comfortable with my fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't stopped fapping completely, I've just been realigning my fetishes by only allowing myself to fap to breasts and paizuri. Once or twice a week I'll allow some blowjob and bukkake porn/imagination to change things up just a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13939712
Please explain someone. I am a girl so I don't know these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940232
You need to know true depression in order to know true happiness, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941675
I'm a man and I don't even understand

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be /jp/'s toy and help all the NEETs with pent up sexual frustrations release the animal inside! I want to be fucked by NEETs with a sex drive of a wild beast! Everyone, anyone, any size, any colour! I want all of you to use me for your pleasure!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942242
Sorry, feminist mangina, but we're not gay, and even if we were gay, we wouldn't find an ugly loser like you attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935395
It's just a preview. Can't read moon so unable to figure out a release date. When's the next big convention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942242
uooooo! UUOOOOOOOH !!

[Anonymous No.]

Hold your breath when you are about to cum and enjoy. After that just sacrifice your semen for me, no need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942492
>we're not gay
for a board that isn't gay /jp/ sure does a lot of homosexual RP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101
This.

It's a really good idea to start the nofap process, or at least try to fap less and resist more days. Even if you don't want to stop, at least you will get more quality in the orgasm and less void feeling after.

Just try to fap naturally, instead of searching for lewd images to arouse yourself, just casually fap when that sneaky doujin image come around on some thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101

I really relate to this, fapping everyday just makes your libido out of control and turn you into an aroused person, I feel terrible sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942492
Are you new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942556
i only fap when i have nothing bettter to do, which is pretty much all the time

>>13942568
he probably doesn't even remember the gloryhole threads

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't cum in 40 hours and I feel like I'm gonna burst I always have at least a semi and I can't stop touching myself. I can relieve myself now but I kind of enjoy this perpetual horny state I'm in so I'll wait a couple more hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942545
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

I make sure my boyfriend empties his balls regularly so he doesn't get like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't anyone want to fuck me wildly?! Am I unattractive!? I just want a /jp/ gangbang that I won't be able to physically walk away from!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943673
>Am I unattractive
No one knows what you look like over here, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101
I'm on day 16 of my current no-fap, which is a pretty normal thing for me as I tend to fap 2-3 times per month normally anyway. My longest streak was 150 days. See if you can beat my high score.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand, I never masturbate.
I wish I had a dick, it makes everything easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943673
Personally I don't have any confidence in my penis.
However I would support your endeavor by prepping other /jp/sies, lubbing you up, taking video, making tea, and cheer up Anons while they stick it in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944507
What a shame.

Still, it's pretty disgusting that /jp/ has those nofap cultists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944509
>>13943673
I'm hard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101
If I start finding normal women attractive I might just end up cheating on my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944544
>wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934935
is there porn of her?
i want to impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I masturbate I'm reminded of how empty my life is and how lonely I am.

At least my sleep isn't completely terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13940104
Bitchmaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944509
Is there something wrong with your penis? It's probably fine. I would feel too bad for you. You can stay afterwards and I'll give you some personal one on one care for being such a nice cutie.

>>13944530
>tfw took too long to notice and missed my chances to get plowed by a cute jaypee

[Anonymous No.]

kuso fucking thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942242
I don't fuck sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945703
I'm not really a slut I'm just shitposting...
so will you be my gf

[Anonymous No.]

Or I can be the girl in the relationship if you want, anon.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945715
I don't fuck shitposters either.
I also make sure not to put the dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945728
Can we at least be friends and I can fawn over you daily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945746

[Anonymous No.]

>>13944515
Life is unfair. I'm always so jealous reading fap stories and first time butt play stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945703
>>13945715
I'm actually really disappointed in both of you. What's wrong with sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945825
I was just lying to him so he would give me a chance but I don't like being a slut. I can't help it, though, I'm just obsessed with cocks and I want all of them. Will you fuck me, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945878
No. Mostly because I'm pretty similar to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
I usually masturbate every day, but having started perp school in internship last year, I have to go trhough long streak sometimes because I can't find the time nor the intimicy.

1st is fine
2nd is fine
3rd my dick is really sensitive and i want to fap really hard
4th day I start wanting to fuck about everything i see
5th day is when the heavy rape/guro fantasies begins
6th day is like 4th day
7th day is like 3rd day
after that everything is like 3rd day, but I really tend to lose my mind at day 5, it happened to me dozens of time this year, shit's scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13922260
I hate it when that happens. After a particularly rough session you don't even notice it until afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13941675
>>13942225

Lie on front.

Put penis in hand or against object (eg: pillow) with it facing towards feet.

Grind.

I don't think many can do it, if they started in the "traditional" method.

It is the best, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13935667
>Haven't fapped for five days and I'm planing on going two months.
>May Yukari watch over me in these difficult time.

Yukari will NOT save you, she will make you fap with her deliciously lewd body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946210
>with it facing towards feet.
Do you bend your erection downwards? That sounds dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946351

I don't have to.

I've been doing it since age five, or so, so it's probably developed around doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946369
The idea of bending it that way makes it sound painful and unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946334
I did it that way too until I was 13. I regret it because my dick bends down as a result and it could possibly make intercourse difficult. I'd advise you not to but it's too late anyway and I guess you don't mind it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

filling up her womb would seem kind of cool since that's what happens in hentai but it's not always the best choice, especially if you want to do seconds.

Semen-filled womb get acidic and eventually "close", which is fine for a while but it lasts very little.

Therefore daily ejaculations are advised unless you can train yourself to cum outside. Rubbers are not advised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946771

It's been about two decades so it's way too late. I did try to stop at about 16 when I found out it was apparently damaging, but stroking with the hand was so inferior that I stopped trying. Onaholes are pretty uncomfortable, so sex would probably be equally bad. It's not like I'm ever having sex, anyway, so it matters not.

>>13946742

It went upwards in the first place. As I said "I don't think many can do it, if they started in the "traditional" method."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946809

>It never went upwards in the first place

I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946210
That the fuck. Your penis must be really small if you can do that anon. Hahaha *girl laughing at you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946809
I do hope your's still works when you're older.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm at work and I'm supposed to be working but I'm in the bathroom furiously stroking my cock and posting from my phone!!! I'm so fucking horny!!! I wish someone would come in the bathroom and rape me!!! But it wouldn't be rape!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947193

There's no apparent decline so far, after well over ten thousand times, so I doubt there's trauma being inflicted.

Any hypothetical future dysfunction would surely have been inevitable with age.

[Anonymous No.]

I find myself saving large amounts of porn when I haven't fapped for 3-4 days, as well as making lists of shit I'm going to fap to soon.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a bad habit of edging through my clothes and accidentally getting too excited and releasing. Then I have to do laundry.

When I dont screw up though, Ive been using thighhighs as an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really fap that much, and I've gone so long without fapping or having a wet dream before that the tubes that carry semen from the testicles got full of stagnated sperm and caused pain.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I fap multiple times in a row without feeling the need to take a shower and stopping after the first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947784
do it in the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920491
is this only on pixiv right now? cause the resolution you have is way bigger than the one he has on his page

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947784
I've already fapped 8 times today. My dick feels kind of sore. Do it gently and don't rub the head or you'll get nasty scars that will take time to heal and will stop you from masterbating further.

Just a tiny bit of seamen comes out now, so it's not really that gross. Keep tissues (napkins) close. Also, watch varied types of porn.

I usually don't do so much but I don't have anything else to do on sundays but fapping and watching chinese cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13947946
Consider clicking the arrow on the top left to maximize the image.

[Anonymous No.]

Threads like these is why we girls from /cgl/ think you are monstrosities and why you will never get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399

Sex is gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
L O N D O N
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
Go away. All /jp/sies are cutie patooties. Meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
I only like boys and their delicious cocks anyway, dumb idiot!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
>we girls from /cgl/
>from /clg/

Ewwww
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
>implying prostitution doesn't exist
>implying we like 3D women
>implying we don't already have waifus already
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953640
You shouldn't abuse the quotin' function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953640
Do you like 3D boys, cutie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953640
/v/ crossies are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

The love between a boy and his best friend is pure love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953640

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953674
I want to fuck a cute /jp/sie!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
How does it feel to have even corn starch replace your evolutionary reason for existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
Is it true this bimbo used to post on /cgl/?


onegai respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953696
ME ME ME ME ME!!! Fuck me, dude!!! I'm so fucking horny!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953717
That's not cute. You're not cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953729
You're right... I'm the worst...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953738
I still love you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953729
Please do not make the /jp/sies sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953738
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953793
>>13953898
Please don't lie to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953928
I to force your rectal walls outside of your anus with my dick and grab it like an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953966
This will hurt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
People like you are why I'm glad I'll never get laid.
Only a few years left until I can zap you out of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946334
I still haven't lost. My will and determination are like reinforced steel.
Not even Yukari can stop my manly quest for greatness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954335
I bet another part of you is also like reinforced steel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954442
My body is, just like how fire is my blood.
I need a way to fight off fantasies of gently raping Yukari every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953714
Why are you asking such trivial question? She isn't even the most attractive girl who posted on /cgl/, not even close. Like she's literally so irrelevant that I can't even remember her name and she didn't get any attention whatsoever before she made that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954748
So she post on /cgl/ after all huh.

Also you sound jealous as fuck I bet you have a ugly cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread made me break a 5 month nofap

t-thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs girl when we have cute as fuck /jp/sies???

[Anonymous No.]

I hate jerking off more than once a day because, even hours later, the second orgasm has way less cum - and I like seeing that I can produce a lot of it.

That said, waiting a few days isn't hard. Sometimes I just don't get around to it, so not jacking it for 2 or 3 days doesn't get me all hot and bothered - I'm used to not doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942044
Hear hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
Fuck off. I only fuck cute /jp/sies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955245
You only fuck your left hand, fat neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955263
That's fucked up mate. My hands can't give consent and Im not a rapist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955272
Yes you are a rapist. You just raped me verbally by calling me (a womyn) "mate".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955284
Are you really a woman?
I always wanted to bully one for not being perfect like Yukari Yakumo.
Yukari is love
Yukari is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955284
If a woman can't be a mate, then why are they made for mating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13946771
mine bends to the left, it doesnt effects my sex life much. Gf kinda likes it on her side because it rubs the top kinda.
you just gotta play with your strengths, also you have to stop masturbating in a relationship or you'll get whisky dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13952399
nice try semen demon but I already have a girl to hold hands with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
That's hot. I want to take advantage of a beta /jp/-sie who hasn't fapped in a while by tying him up and insulting and teasing him until he cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953640
There is nothing wrong with this statement, but just who the hell are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we have a /jp/ meetup/orgy? I'll bring my Marisa cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955571
Only if you look good in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955584
I look alright in it. I just realized I would have to get a wig though because I cut my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Add me on Skype
Slutforjp
I'm horny as hell
>>13955571
>>13955614
Post pics, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955571
Why are men such sluts? It's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

In basic when the thought of "I haven't masturbated in 2 months" crossed my mind, I just had to. It took like 10 strokes to get me off, but it was the best one of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955631
Why are women so over-emotional?
It's a two way street.

[Pussy lick No.]

I love dick up my wet pussy, it just dosent stop purring for you!

[Anonymous No.]

add me up loser
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo/

[Anonymous No.]

Sex doesn't actually exist. It's far too stupid to actually exist. Everyone is just pretending in an attempt to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955722
So how do make babby? Where is babby formed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955746
You pray for God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955746

What does that have to do with sex? Fucking obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955722
2deep4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955722
Makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954748
Wow, girls are really horrible to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955943
Surprised? You should check /cgl/ one day, it's awful.
They get mad as HELL every time you post a picture of a slighty popular girl. They call her ugly, old, a slut, etc. They also gossip about how terrible they are at conventions.
Pretty funny in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never felt anything when I tried to stroke my dick. It doesn't even get hard anymore. I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956077
Have you tried stroking your boypussy instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955631
I'm not a man, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

I pooped twice today. Both times it felt pretty good. It must have been because of all the raspberries, rose hips, and lettuce I've been picking and eating from my backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956077

Try prone masturbation. As in: >>13946210

>>13955999
>>13955943

Judging females by /cgl/ is probably like judging males by /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956098
Please sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955516
That's really hot too, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956121
>Judging females by /cgl/ is probably like judging males by /r9k/.
Females being bitchies to each other is mostly true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956338
Hey everybody, this is Mark Crilley. Can you believe it? I almost forgot to add the bitchies! Heheheheh. Looks like it's time to bring out old man timelapse! Haha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956562
He's right though. The /cgl/ females are almost like the everyday ones, except most of them are just fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956562
No I'm a girl and I was bullied in high school and harassed in college by popular girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956606
How do girls bully each other? Did they strip you naked and force you to do humiliating things while taking pictures of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956637
Never went that far.
Butt things like, cutitng and dyeing my hair weird colors, pushing me fully clothed under a shower, making me do homework, making me drink till I almost pass out and spreading weird rumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956659
Damn, that's brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955113
>the second orgasm has way less cum
depends

if I havent ejaculated in a week or so I have enough reserves to give at least to good loads, more than enough to stain my shirt badly so I have to either change later or do it naked (and I can't be bothered)

>I like seeing that I can produce a lot of it.

does the pleasure come from your eyes or from the sides of your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955451
>a pillow with hands
where to buy please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956659
what if you beat them up?
or idk bring a knife with you
or a gun if youre murikan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956659
'making me do homework'

Are you sure you didn't just have unorthodox teachers?

That aside, you just say there and took it? You coulda drawn a little blood and gotten away with it, scratched a bitch's eyes or whatever it is women do to attack each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956914
>>13956977
Pls I don't want to hurt or kill people. Plus they were in group so you can't really resist or it gets worse. And if you take it silently they get bored faster.
And when I tried to talking to people they made it sound it was my fault, like "you should try talking with them", "make an effort to get along with people" or "you're not normal so you deserve it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957085
You probably do deserve it. Lmao what a nerd, to get bullied by girls. That's really sad. Maybe you shouldn't have pretended to be a girl, I hear real girls don't take that all too well.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it /jp/ this is not healthy!

Regular ejaculation is one of the best protections against prostate and testicular cancer later in life. You've gotta clear out those fluids! Squirt it all out, if only for your health! At least four days every week, pump it out with your hand, use an onahole, hump a pillow - whatever! Meditate yourself to hands-free orgasm or find somebody online to play pretend with, whatever it takes to get that boy batter out of your balls.

Also doesn't it just feel good? Doesn't it feel great unloading a huge sticky glob of cum, wherever it ends up? If you haven't fapped in a while, just think about that feeling as it shoots out of the end of your dick, creamy goo spilling down over the head, pumping out of the little hole in glugging waves.

Come on /jp/, do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956886
>Feels kind of bad to have missed the prime age though.

Twice in a day after a week is a different circumstance, so even I'll do it twice if it's been a week.

>does the pleasure come from your eyes or from the sides of your dick?
Eyes/brain. I really like seeing loads of cum, no pun intended. Of course it feels good to cum a lot too, but that's besides the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957103
I can't do it alone, Koakuma-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957115
Then find a fap-buddy, somebody to talk to about your dick and what needs doing to it! Or find a friend to play pretend with! There's dozens, hundreds of you out there doing this, so why not team up? Or devote your semen to your waifu, and remind yourself you're doing it to stay healthy for her. Whatever it takes!

Do you need help, encouragement, companionship? You can find these things!

Like, are you reading this right now with overstuffed balls? Grab your dick! Get it out, give it a squeeze, do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957103
What if I have roommates? I really need to feel completely alone to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957291
Just tell them to leave the room/house, close the door and put on your headphones. I'm sure they'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955571
I would crossdress and rub dicks with you anon, too bad I live in the middle of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957280
Ahh, Koakuma-chan, your encouragement is fantastic~
Will you be my fap-buddy, I could use your companionship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957363
I could use a hand if you get my meaning

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>13956098
post belly pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957355
I like that pictures. Butts are great. Better than breasts or navels or armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957508
I agree, my good dude.
Butt > belly > breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957533
I want to smack that butt and then sink my dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957533
puffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957533

The gestalt of the image is more important than any of its constituent parts.

>>13956659

Girls in my school would fight each other way more often than the boys did. More violently too. Boys would tend to grapple and push each other, whereas the girls would punch, kick, scratch faces, pull hair, strangle, etc. They sometimes formed huge mobs to do it and would even attack a lone boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958518
I remember getting in a few fights with boys and girls.

Boys are all about intimidation. They'll push you or punch you, but it's more about humiliating you than anything.
With girls, I got attacked 3vs1 and beaten really badly.

It happened 10 years ago and I still don't know why, I didn't even knew them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957363
Oh, very well, Anon! If it's going to help make sure you get those balls good and empty, I'll come and help you myself.

How can I contact you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957103
>>13957280
Why is Koa so great?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that there is a cult that believes abstinence from masturbation gives one superhuman social aptitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920428
I get really pissy and aggressive over insignificant things when I don't do it for a week or so. I don't like myself when I'm like that, so I make sure to give it a good healthy squeeze a few times a day. I mean I already don't like myself, but this is different. Also it really hurts when you cum after a few weeks of abstinence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961278
Because she's a blank slate on which you can project your sexual fantasies onto. If it were a character that had an actual backstory beyond "Patchouli's assistant", you probably wouldn't like her as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956098
>>13956606
pls be in makai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962000
Maybe you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954335
still here

>>13957103
>>13957280
>>13960013
Don't lead the /jp/sies astray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958518
>They sometimes formed huge mobs to do it and would even attack a lone boy

Scum. I've never seen it happen in real life, but I've seen it in a few videos online. A mob of girls beating up some scrawny kid they didn't even know.

Fucking scum.

>>13958542
>boys are all about intimidation. They'll push you or punch you, but it's more about humiliating

Maybe so, but I also think that there's more honor in a fight between boys.

...I've said all this, and I'm not even gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920491
I was molested so I can't be precious anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958518
>>13962108
Despite being bullied I've rarely seen real fights between girls. That mostly happened between minorites, beware of the gypsies by the way, or when there's a boy and cheating involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962045
I'm not leading them astray, I'm trying to help them! It's not healthy to hold back all that backed up spunk, it's not healthy to let your balls get overfull with semen, it's not healthy to let yourself get more and more worked up until all you can think about is jamming your desperate cock into a warm, tight hole and pumping so hard you cum after thirty seconds!

Ejaculation is good for your body, good for your immune system, good for your mental wellbeing, good for your reproductive health, and feels good too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962218
Fapping does the exact opposite to me. I feel terrible every time I fap and it makes me feel drained and weak both psychically and mentally.

I literally once started to cry after masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962236
You sound cute. I wish you were my bf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962253
I'm not cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962159
You're precious to me Anon.

I was molested too, so I understand the pain and loneliness.

If you're ok with me, I'll never leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been going at it like six times a day recently out of the blue, from usually just once every day or two.

A little concerned, even.

[Mordin まどかみ !MAdokaMiWg No.]

>>13962159
If you get molested, you're still a virgin aren't you? Where does the line between a hug and a molest go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954335

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962366
If they touch your private parts then you've been molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962375

[Mordin まどかみ !MAdokaMiWg No.]

>>13962380
What if they just hug your private parts?

[Anonymous No.]

Right now my parents are fighting again. Very hard to masturbate to trap porn with this racket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962382
BARRIER BURST

>>13962458
Oh man I know that feel. My parents are fighting all the time because my father is unemployed, fat and he keeps drinking all day long (alone, in his cubbyhole). He also tells me that he's going to kill me, shoot my brains out, and then dump my body in sulphuric acid and then sell our house and move to Vietnam.

He doesn't like me being a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't fapped in 2 weeks, and I don't feel the need to do so.

....am I getting old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962627
I haven't fapped for five days and could no longer bear it today - fapped like crazy. Maybe you're really getting old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962627
>I haven't fapped in 2 weeks, and I don't feel the need to do so.
I have literally never not masturbated for more than a week. These days I have to masturbate at least once a day. I keep a "masturbation diary" where I write down each day of the week, date and then +[short description what I fapped to and how it went] (exact to the minute time at which I ejaculated / semen escaped from my penis).

In example:

[quote]
>MONDAY (6/22/2015)
+fapped to abubu pixiv, then bubukka pixiv, then some other loli pixiv, then Rinkan, but nutted to Little Sister.swf abubu (~13:25)
<took me almost 10 mins to cleanup my semen>
+triggered by lewd of ramlethal on /asg/, fapped to ram-chan, but then suddenly finished to TTGL yoko stuck nippleslip (~23:07)
[/quote]

I sometimes write extra comments into <...> as you can see.

You guys should make a fap diary like this too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962627
If you don't spend all day casually browsing through porn on exhentai and pixiv, you probably won't feel the need to jerk it as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962697
I remember reading about that before. You're probably the only guy on jayp with a fap diary, and you should shut the fug up about it, nerdlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962744
B-bully!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962697
I just came, dont need a diary when i remember every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13934101
10 days was my biggest streak, trying to do 14 rn, and then couch to 90. Keep at it, I blew the biggest load I've ever had after 5 years only after 10 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962387
Totally get it.
I mean its just flesh against flesh. Why is it even a crime if I hand you over my dick instead of my hand to say hi.

>>13962768
Dont listen to him. This board is for cute hobbies and yours is one. Its his problem if he doesnt quite get it. You should upload some of the diary somewhere so I can pretend to fap along, maybe.

[Mordin まどかみ !MAdokaMiWg No.]

>>13962697
You should make more cute notes about what it was like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962697

><took me almost 10 mins to cleanup my semen>

Sock on penis = minimal/no cleanup. It can sometimes blast through if it is strong, but it doesn't go far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13920491
Onegai means please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13967922

"Please X, onegai" would be like: どうぞXお願い。

[Anonymous No.]

>>13967944
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962697
Please upload this somewhere, I would love to read it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962697
Send it to a publisher.
I'd read it.