/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

To think, there were some people on this board who argued that the Lunarians don't want to eradicate each and every living thing on the planet.

Yukari tried to warn your dumb asses for 1500 years.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ringo to decapitate me

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ringo to mg mg on my lifeless body

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking

moon baboons

[Anonymous No.]

Lunarians should be enslaved and defiled.

[REMOVE DANGO No.]

remove dango
you are worst bunny. you are the bunny idiot you are the bunny smell. return to earth. to our earth you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo... ahahahaha, lunar captal we will never forgeve you. FUck but fuck asshool bunny stink lunar capital usgi segi... lolk best day of my life.. take a bath of dead bunny.. ahahahaha MOONBITCH WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget lunarwar. hahahaha idiot bunny and moonbitch smell so bad.. wow i can smell it REMOVE DANGO FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. makai+gensokyo+netherworld+eienti=kill lunaria. you will lunarwar/yukari alive in gensmokyo, yukari making border of genskokyo. fast gap yukari gensokyo. we are rich and have yokai now hahaha because of yukri... you are ppoor stink bunny. you live in a hoel hahaha, you live in a dump

[Anonymous No.]

It's only a sect of radical lunarians, and even then earthlings have invaded the moon THREE times.

[Anonymous No.]

How do bunnies fuck /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895876
ay bbies u want sum fug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13896322
pshh nothing personal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13896322
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HhwWAciO6F4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13896467
They're married, dude. I doubt your impure Earth dick is in any way better than Lunarian one.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah and the Eienteis were trying to prevent an invasion and GUESS WHAT?

Yukari and Reimu didn't like it.

Gensokyo confirmed for dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13897497

If Lunarian dicks are so much better than earthling dicks, then why would Udonge have bothered defecting to Earth in the first place? Why would Ringo talk about quitting and staying on Earth? Your argument has a lot of holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895826
>>13897583
who gives a shit, they're gonna get creamed by reimu like in every other game and it's gonna end up in another tea party.

no manga to protect them now, it's an STG and they're not playable (or fighting against Cirno).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13897583
>Eirin tries to stop the Lunarian invasion and even helps the main cast with her fancy new drugs
>Yukari is all for the invasion
The corruption is real.
The elites of Gensokyo care not if innocent youkai or human alike die in the carnage.

Eirin is the hero we deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13898352
I thinks it's another ruse by Eirin,I means she's shady as fuck.
>>13898317
There wont be know tea this time they're going full genocide mode now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13898436
>Evil betraying betrayer who betrayed the Lunarians
>Kind, caring lady who gives free medical exams and medicine to the human village and can also hook you up with some dank lunarian drugs

It's ok if she's just betraying the Lunarian Capital, now those guys seem way more shady than Eirin ever will. Perhaps she realizes how corrupt and self-absorbed they have become.

Maybe Eirin thinks humans are cute and will defect to us for the long run

[Anonymous No.]

>>13897803
Reisen had no time for sex since she was busy in the Lunarian army, being the best soldier they had.

Dunno about Ringo, maybe she was eating all the time and didn't have time for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13898496
>Dunno about Ringo, maybe she was eating all the time and didn't have time for sex.
Maybe the Lunarians and/or the moon rabbits don't like fatties. Welp, their loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13897803
Lunarian puss is so pure and great that moon rabbits don't even begin to compare

[Anonymous No.]

With Lu's...

YOU LOSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13896326

Saying Earth invaded the moon three times is like saying Mexico has invaded the US 11 million times, just illegal border crossings by a few people.

[Anonymous No.]

Moonies get their shit wrecked by the best 2hus, americans. Just wait, NASA will come to the rescue in LoLK.
Neil Armstrong>All 2hus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13899021

Armstrong and Yukari each impale a Watatsuki sister on a nine-foot gilded spear, Armstrong with an American flag on his, Yukari with a Gensokyo flag (the emblem on her tabard) on hers. The spears are crossed below an image of Earth on the horizon, the two clasping hands in unity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13899058
I have seen the future and it is incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not all Lunarians, it's just some random, crazy idiot who caused this. But then, Watatsukis didn't do anything to stop it, so they might also be at fault. Or that person is just too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13904720
The Watatsukis are pretty much hanging by a thread - they can't AFFORD to act too aggressively, particularly against someone of higher social status, or they could be branded as traitors and executed.

They're the protegees of the worst criminal in Lunar history, and their job frequently brings them into contact with impurity. Other Lunarians just don't trust them, and that was before Yukari framed them for summoning gods to Earth irresponsibly.

Never mind that they've committed multiple serious crimes which could get out if someone ever investigated them properly, like sheltering Urashima Tarou or interfering with the attempts to find Eirin.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13904931
He isn't forgotten yet, so he can't go to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13904963
How about this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13905177
Who is he? Is he trying to cosplay as Armstrong or something?

[Anonymous No.]

kuso thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13905201
I think that's Michael Collins.