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[Anonymous No.]

Let's play Heaven's Feel!

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe tomorrow.. tonight seems like a good night to just sleep forever..

[Anonymous No.]

I want to. I really do.

[Anonymous No.]

WOMEN AND CHILDREN

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to snap your goddamn legs off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389264

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389270
I doubt King Arthur would last 5 seconds against saber.
Gilgamesh, maybe, he could battle half gods and stuff I don't think he'd have enough swords, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389270
Goddamn it Japan, why did you have to make goddamned Gilgamesh into a bishie. Anyone else is ok, but GILGAMESH?? He's clean shaven for fucks sake.

>>1389264
Delicious braided beard ;__;

[MolesterJim No.]

'Sorry little girl, you were just Gate of Babylowned. HAHAHHAHAHA, damn I'm good, now the girl surely lies dead in her own blood...Wait, are these tentacles...Black?
What the HMNGFFFFF'

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389744
y halo thar Ganondorf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389270
So that's Arthur in front and Gilgamesh on the right, but who are those two other clowns and their corresponding lolis?

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1389813
Chinese generals, and get your eyes checked.

Loli?

[Dust of Osiris !U4ZKgLjqPw No.]

>>1389821
kanu fuck year

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389744
Alexander didn't have a beard, setting the fashion for Greeks and Romans for the next few centuries. I highly doubt he was that big and as quite the joker.

Also why the hell is noble phantasm some obscure reference to some chariot he just cut the reins of her instead of his horse Bucephalus I'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389813
Some Chinese generals.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a chinese generals thread nao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389900
Did you know that Alexander invented shaving?

[Anonymous No.]

not enough of the short haired Ikkitousen girl

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1389900
Bucephalus is a fucking heroic spirit on his own.

As for Noble Phantasms, the same reason Medusa is a rider, riding the beast that came out of her when her head was cut off.

[Anonymous No.]

Chariots didn't even exist back then. True story.

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

>>1389941
lol, wut.

The Assyrians would like to have a word with you.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1389941
They did.
Persians had chariots with Razor Blades on the side.
Or course, that bit them on the ass, when the Greeks went CLANG CLANG with their shields, horses got scared shitless and then they rushed back to the Persian Infantry.
Not a pretty site.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1389941
They did.
Persians had chariots with Razor Blades on the side.
Or course, that bit them on the ass, when the Greeks went CLANG CLANG with their shields, horses got scared shitless and then they rushed back to the Persian Infantry.
Not a pretty sight.

[Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo No.]

>>1389957
The Assyrians employed chariots as heavy assault weapons against infantry lines 400 years and more before Alexander the Great was even born.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1389983
Yes, I know that.
I just said an interesting tidbit from the chronicles from Alexander's battles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1389952
>>1389957
Spoilers: if it says true story it probably is not true.
Chariots were more or less outdated by Alexander's time however. They completely suck compared to proper cavalry.

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>>1389900
It's a reference to the Gordian knot, which was said to destine the person whio untied it to lordship over all of Near Asia. Alexander's solution was to cut it with his sword. Read more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordian_knot

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>>1389957
>when the Greeks went CLANG CLANG with their shields

goddamn it, they'd their shields? fucking gross man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1390128

I'd their shields.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1390128
Greek Tactics.
Hit the shields with their PONOS to scare the enemy.
And if they lost their sword or lance, they could just grab it and keep fighting.