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Would you kiss Reimu on her lips?
>>13877287No way. She's boring.
I would kiss Reimu on her nips
>>13877287I'd fuck her like there's no tomorrow, dude.And she's not even my favorite 2hu.
>>13877293Which Touhou do you like then?
>>13877287I could kiss her bottom lips if you know what i mean fufufu~
>>13877353see the filenames
>>13877328Lots of them! The fairies, Suika, the Scarlet sisters, Tewi, all the tengu, all the beast youkai but Chen, Tenshi and Iku, Kasen, Futo and Miko, Kanako, etc etc.
>>13877333would she be angry about it or be surprised and confused?>>13877364>all the beast youkai but Chengood then
>>13877367well I wouldn't do it without consent so Im sure she'd love it fufufu~
>>13877372>I wouldn't do it without consentThat's why you're such a loser virgin. Take that shrine maiden and kiss her all over, consent be damned! If consent is that important to you, get it later after she learns to love it!
>>13877287 I'd lovingly kiss Reimu on her lips, gently run my fingers through her nape up to the back of her head gently pulling her hair and envoloping her in a even deeper tongue kiss.I'm a good kisser!
>>13877372not sure if she knows what she is up for, but she will end up liking it
>>13877406What if her breath really stinks?
>>13877364Half of them soon to be exterminated.
>>13877416I'd love to see her try! Maybe she'd get ganged up on and exterminated herself and we can have a better shrine maiden like Sanae replace her.
>>13877410Impossible! The worse Reimu's breath can get is the faint smell of sake, which will taste deliciously in my mouth when i kiss her!
>>13877287Yes, and for every kiss she makes I will fill her donation box with 10 Gensoyen.
>>13877427Then what would you do if you had stinky breath but no toothbrush or mouthwash and Reimu has her eyes closed and lips puckered expecting a kiss?
>>13877427sake and incense candles from the shrine
She looks so mean.
I want to donate Reimu!
>>13877328>>13877361I want to get gently dommed by this Reimu!
>>13877443Then i'd just light-kiss her! I wouldn't want Reimu to feel bad by kissing me while i have a bad breath so i wouldn't kiss her with my noth open, just light kisses.Alternatively i could quickly drink a bit of sake while her eyes are closed to cover it up!
>>13877287That would be gay. But yes anyway.
>>13877454Good idea! Maidens rely on donations.
>>13877421All the youkai are Reimu's bitches, that's why they come to the shrine even after they were already exterminated once or more times by her. Even Sanae who's supposed to be her rival also succumbed to her, as corrupt and dishonest as Sanae is.
>>13877364All of those are more boring than her since they have barely any personality or character development. People know more about fanon things about those characters than canon, it's why artists always portray Kanako as a busty mom-like figure even though she's not.
>>13877448if she isn't mean then the youkai won't be scared of her.
>>13877702>>13877688no bullying in gensokyo!h-here is a present for you, anon-kun
I think Reimu is an even bigger sex craving shrine maiden than Sanae-tan
>>13877741That can't be, otherwise she'd have at least some money, unlike Sanae who doesn't even use a sarashi, the slut.
>>13877721Gensokyo subsides on bullying.
>>13877753>unlike Sanae who doesn't even use a sarashi, the slutI have to admit it has an odd appeal to me as well.>>13877456I promise you she totally would! But don't expect her to allow anything inside, ever.
>>13877894That's what you get for interrupting Yuyuko's plan
>>13877910a nap with a cat?
>>13877894>putting the smoke coil directly in front of the fan
>>13877894was it rape?
>>13877932No but this was.
>>13877944Looks like Reimu's not wearing her bloomers that slut of a girl
>>13877879That wouldn't bother me. I'd like getting teased more than sticking it in, anyway.
>>13877954She is in the top left, she had to take them off to put on the gi.
>>13877966Right in front of the man?!
>>13877983Yes, as shown in the picture, she also had panties underneath.
Please stop making threads about that psycho murderer zombie bitch.
>>13878014Doing her job that everyone else, including youkai, agree on is murder now?
>>13878072Getting Reimu drunk is how Aya gets her scoops out of her in the books.
I want to use my faceless man power and seal Reimu's, then fight her in a street fight until she beg for mercy.
>>13878072What is Reimu eating in that pic?>>13877964She would give you a happy end though.
How old is Reimoo? Is she even old enough to be drinking sake?
>>13877879bullshit, why can't I stick it in?
>>13878145Because it's filthy and sticky! M-maybe once a month, if you are nice to Reimu.
>>13878151She is pretty flat in some pictures, even without the sarashi.
>>13878172Reimu may be sticky and a little bit sweaty, but she certainly isn't filthy! I'm sure cleanliness down there must be quite important to mikos.I'll be nice to the Reimu and even cook for her, but I demand at least once a week! Scheduling it weekly is good for a healthy relationship.
>>13878190as Yukari, and she is old as my country.
>>13878128>She would give you a happy end though.That would be nice!
>>13878144She has noticeable breasts even with the bust-decreasing sarashi.
>>13878190She is human Japanese after all, there are bigger breasted youkai but that's because they are magical beings which I assume can enlarge their breasts to their liking.
>>13878145She's the one sticking it in instead.
>>13878210That must mean her normal boobs are huge!When she is home alone, I bet she lets 'em out so the girls can get some fresh air.Maybe if you become close to her, she won't mind letting them out when your at her house...
>>13877287Will Reimu finally die in Touhou 15?
>>13878246W-what are they staring at?!>>13878191>feetI'm okay with this.>>13878210I prefer them cute and budding, but either is fine sometimes.
>>13878252why would you wish such a thing?I'd like to play as Alice once though, kudasai
>>13878252I hope so
>>13878144In Gensokyo it probably doesn't matter.But if Reimu was, let's say ten years old in EoSD, she's 22 now.Reimu's a woman.
>>13878270It's clear she's no match for the lunarians even with danmaku rules, I guess Tsukuyomi would be able to vaporize her just by flinching.
>>13878283The events of Touho are supposed to be happening real time tho so she must actually be in her 20's now
>>13878295Is Kazami Yuuka still the strongest youkai?
>>1387849812 years ago
I'd kiss her other lips.
>>13878283What if time was slower in Gensokyo.
>>13878550Why would it be?
I'd tongue her unwashed miko bellybutton.And I'd sure enjoy swapping sake from mouth to mouth with a drunk Reimu.
>>13878617So old hag yukari won't get even older.
>>13878635How does the Brigadoon impact the natural flow of time in Gensokyo?
>>13878627The pancakes will be cold by the time I cleaned that chocolate fondue up. She probably planned on eating them alone anyway whilst being eaten out.
Is Reimu dominant or submissive?
>>13878931She's a fucking bipolar bitch, so I guess both.
>>13878931Marisa stop eating so much
>>13878295Remember that Reimu gets stronger all the time even without training.
>>13879748now you too can eat Reimu.
>>13879789How much would you pay for Reimu?
>>13879802She would be the one paying me.
>>13879789Every Gensoyen coin in my wallet.>>13879748Want to make one now as well. Did he use differently coloured pancake batters?
>>13879748It looks based off this drawing, which is the most popular Reimu picture on Pixiv besides that drawing tutorial thing Gustav did that happened to have Reimu in it.
Here are my top 5 favorite ways to kiss Reimu on the lips:5) While she stands out on the back deck of the Hakurei shrine, grabbing her gently but firmly by each of her shoulders, I hold her to get her attention and lean in with my head to kiss her.4) Hug her from the side around the waist. When she turns her head to look at me, she blushes and we meet halfway for a kiss.3) We are on the bed. I'm tired but Reimu has a lot of energy, she straddles me before hugging my chest and falling down to kiss me.2) Reimu is happy to see me when I get home, she jumps onto me and wraps around me with her legs. I grab her butt with my right hand and bring her closer with my left hand, and we kiss on the lips a bunch of times, interrupted frequently and briefly by our intermittent smiling.1) Reimu has been ovulating. I just let it out inside of her and I'm waiting to soften up a bit before pulling out. I collapse onto her and kiss her with all of my tongue.I have a lot more scenarios of kissing Reimu in my head but these are definitely my top 5 of all time.
>>13880106This makes me sad. Don't close the door Reimu!
>>13880064I wonder how disgusted Reimu would be after hearing this.
>>13880106They didn't give her the dark red eye color she has in the games.
>>13880131It's not like anyone loves her in the first place.
>>13880143I'm sure there's Gensokyo some guys who've got a crush on her. She's pretty and cute.
>>13880145Reimu is in the real world?Celebrating a religion different than hers?
>>13880160Nope. She's a greedy bitch who supports evil monsters that want to harm humans.
>>13880184She beats up those evil monsters as a job and even murders them if she feels like it, support my ass.
>>13880064I love the first and the last one.
>>13880214That artist made a great doujin with Reimu and Sanae.
Kiss? Nah. I want to do anal with the 'mu!
>>13880268She'll be the one doing the penetration then.
>>13880160I wonder what it's like to be a man in Gensokyo, falling in love with all these pretty ladies who, with the exception of the harmless and friendly-sex loving fairies, are actually evil scary monsters who will kill you and/or eat you given half the chance.
>>13880272Gross, no thanks!
>>13880276>with the exception of the harmless and friendly-sex loving fairiesphbttttt.these fairies kill animals and destroy your food for sheer amusement.
>>13880200That's only when she needs to do her job. Reimu would watch a Youkai eat a baby from her porch and do nothing.
>>13880290>That's only when she needs to do her job.Which is all the time.>Reimu would watch a Youkai eat a baby from her porch and do nothing.Why do you say that? She panicked at Sumireko killing herself and stopped her, and there wasn't even a youkai doing anything.
>>13880290>Reimu would watch a Youkai eat a baby from her porch and do nothing.We're talking about the same girl that beats up youkai even when they do nothing? You're saying that when they do something bad is when she wouldn't do anything?
>>13880338why would she do that?
>>13880403it doesn't help her religion.
>>13880424her religion is like, her only motivation in life.
>>13880427Is not.And not being Christian doesn't mean you can't celebrate Christmas.
Would you kiss Reimu on the tip of her penis?
>>13880441but it does mean advertising christianity over shinto, which is counter-productive to her job.
>>13880454I would love nothing more than to do that.
>>13878246those batshit mugen characters.
The armpit maiden has the hottest thread running.
>>13880585Wow, I like this.
Short or long hair? Shaved?
>>13880638Long hair, it's more graceful.
>>13880638Short hair, long pubes. Best raimoo.
>>13880465Evil, vile, slutty impostor! Stop impersonating the shrine maiden of paradise!
I would have sex with her.
>Cooking Reimu-san>Girls are now cooking.
>Our quiet watching has become a nuisance to Reimu-san>Girls are now being shy...
>>13880893>>13880897Is she in prison?
>>13880927It's just the shrine, anon.
>>13881002she had slav genes all along.
>>13881016Purple Reimu best Reimu
>>13881076she's not as endowed.
I don't know the mechanics of kissing.
>>13881102>I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, it's impossible, I can't wear this!>Embarrassing, shameful, humiliating!>It's absolutely impossible! I'm so gonna kill him later...
>>13881133I once kissed a fat /jp/sie, it was weird and arousing.
>>13881016>she had slav genes all alongWhat kind of things is she thieving from people?
come the fuck on you guysreimu's debut was in 1995.199 fucking 5do you know how old she is? there are much better fresher characters now. grow up and move on.
>>13881778You need to go home
>>13881726>What kind of things is she thieving from people?Their love.
>>13882508Have we finally run out of pictures?
Reimu is cool.
>>13882689I have enough to fill dozens of threads.
>>13882689never>>13880247they make for a cute couple. like how Marisa has Alice. is there a close canon friend Reimu has?
>>13882770>is there a close canon friend Reimu has?the girl that spends most of her time at Reimu's place rather than at her own home.
>>13881726>deviantart watermarkkill yourself
What is Reimu doing?!
>>13883058Getting drunk in the rain? Please take this umbrella.
guys, stop. she's old and overused. there are newer and fresher characters out there.
>>13882770What are you saying? Marisa's close, 'special' friend is Reimu.
Where are Reimu's parents
saging myself, this thread was fun
raid this twitch stream name neebs gaming
>>13879638She had to double-team Reisen with Yukari.
>>13885159In both holes?
>>13877287I'd plant a long sloppy kiss on her vertical smile.
Bloomers are dumb.
>>13877287Love this thread. Thanks, guys.
>>13879910Well no surprise it's popular, it's the Reitaisai 2009 Catalog Illustration, and it has been sculpted in a garage kit and later a prepainted PVC:http://myfigurecollection.net/item/50503
>>13880337I'd gladly kiss her on her lips, but I'd love to kiss her soft, round butt.
>>13888360the other Reitaisai promo pics aren't nearly as popular.
>>13877287I'd kiss her EVERYWHERE. Feet, armpits, breasts pussy, navel, asshole, I may as well fuq her too while I'm at it.
>>13890503>assholebut then your lips would smell like poop.
>>13890567Touhous don't poop
>>13890681then what's their anus good for?
>>13890703I would tell you but this is a sfw board.
>>13890711text is allowed.
Is reimu the most normalfag friendly 2hu?
>>13890503>>13890567>>13890681>>13890703>>13890722Alice leaks poop!
>>13893859> the most normalfag friendly 2huThat would be Chen, Flan and Momiji. No wars here, all touhous are cute.
>>13893859No, not even die hard 2hufags worship raim00 the way they used to.
>>13893909what about Cirno?
>>13894045Cirno is the official buruchan mascot, 100% channer friendly.
How do you kiss?
Is Reimu the biggest bully in Gensokyo?
Raymoo is Yukari's sex slave!
>>13895213that's Yukari, even when Reimu doesn't want to fight she still makes her do it, like in the Yamame and the Satori fight.
>>13878144Society inside Gensokyo is almost certainly frozen sometime before Emperor Meiji was crowned and the blockade of the Japanese ports was lifted.During that time, nobody gave a shit about kids drinking.
>>13897908>that subtle pink highlightingTell me how I can donate to the shrine right now.
>>13898026You have to get past all the youks in the way first.
>>13897908Can Tenshi and Marisa join the fun with Reimu?>>13898036Well exterminate them, I promise to make an extra big donation, every single gensoyen or yen.
>>13898056That's a weird form of punishment.
>>13898056>YenGensokyo almost certainly still uses Ryo.
>>13898079the yen came into circulation before the hakurei barrier, did it not?
>>13898087The last plausible time the Hakurei barrier could have been set up is a short time after 1868.The currency reform wasn't a thing until 1871.
>>13898079No paper then? Well it's not like the shrine would receive anything anyway.
>>13898124no treasure here
>>13898102>The last plausible time the Hakurei barrier could have been set up is a short time after 1868.wasn't it 1885 (meiji 18)?>>13898124iirc Yukari visibly donated paper money in the fairies manga, I think it was 10.000 yen.
>>13898071>That's a weird form of punishment.Reimu is not always a bully though.>>13898133Yukari wallhacks, probably stole it.
>>13898133>wasn't it 1885 (meiji 18)?Could be.It's implausible for it to have happened anytime after the Meiji Restoration was in full force.
>>13898250Reimu didn't react to it at all.Remember, not everyone was in Gensokyo from the start and it started as concentration camp for youkai scum.
>>13898320>Reimu didn't react to it at all.because it happened behind her, she doesn't even know it happened.the coins she picks up in WaHH are yen too.
>>13898250I'm still wondering why Yukari has a different font than anyone in that book.
>>13898885Her way of speaking is fancy and outdated
>>13898986it was her all along.
I'm playing that 2hu game 不思議の幻想郷 on my vita and it's pretty fun so far. It's just the demo thoughHow does /jp/ like it?
>>13899586you generally make a new thread for that.
Why are drinking 2hus so appealing?
>>13901437because you just want to pinch their cheeks
>>13901451I want to kiss her cheek!
>>13901451y-youre w-welcome reimu-sa-san!
>>13901787She would let you if you ask her nicely. Reimu would only hesitate if it was somewhere else.
>>13877287I'd pay to watch her dance naked and masturbate furiously in the audience.
I would kiss her in other places too
No, but I'd kick her, right in the bean.
>>13905049you'd find your own foot somehow hitting your crotch instead, then you look down and a gap is there.
>>13880064If by any chance you are still visiting this thread, please tell us a few more of you favourite ways to make out with Reimu.
>>13905580>>13905678That's a butt made for kissing if I've ever seen one.
>>13905728Kissing it whilst she facesits you.
>>13905976Reimu doesn't strike me as a good 2hu to sit on my face.
>>13906002She's an expert on sitting on her ass all day.
might as well wrap things up with a few monochrome images
>>13909105someone said monochrome?
>>13909111yesh, I love those
>>13909120Oh dear those pasties!
And one with heart-shaped_pupils because there are only 78 with Reimu. Loved this thread.
One day maybe.
Reimu is a big dumb dumb!
>>13911697Scamming, evil, youkai shrine maiden!
>>13911705Everyone sucks her dick regardless of how much she beats them up. Also it's the kappa who swindle.