Monster Girl Thread

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Rise of the Oppai Sabbath.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

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Leave.

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Crow love supreme love

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Maids are olev.

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>>13871957
I winder if kikis have like some sort of general and shitpost about who's mastah is better.

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>>13871953
Opposite sabbath a best sabbath.

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>>13871956
>crow poster at the start of every thread
Stop pushing your shit waifu.

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>>13871965
There is not enough money to make me be a shota again. I'm not against oneesans, but I rather we be close on age.

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>>13871894
I don't think so, anon. They do have awesome built in fuck-me heels, though.

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caption-person-man-anon here with a double-drop!
(nsfw) http://imgur.com/GhmT2No
For you first question of the day:
Imagine that bathrooms, locker rooms, and dorms at monstergirl-friendly universities were all unisex. What precautions would you take to avoid getting molested?

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>>13871976
He's till better than oppai loli pusher.

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>>13871984
Point taken.

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>>13871978
>Shota
What has that got to do with the opposite sabbath? It's not like the sabbath wants only baras They just want all men to be their onii-chan. Opposite sabbath jst wants to be onee-san to all men.

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>>13871981
>precautions
I don't understand.

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>>13871964
That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. They can be quite aggressive towards anything messy, including opinions.

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>>13871993
All sabath girls are lolis , it stands to reason reverse Sabbath boys would be shotas.

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>>13872017
No, your reason is faulty, as not all sabbath boys are baras. All reverse sabbath girls, however, would be onee-chans.

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everything you know is a lie

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>>13872020
>onee-chans.
I mean that in like, the older mature girl type body.

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>>13872023
Eh, I never liked them to begin with.

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>>13872020
Are you trying to piss me off?

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>>13872035
You sound like you wanna be pissed off, pal. Quit hating on based reverse Sabbath because of shitty logic.

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>>13871984
I don't know... there's one picture of her he posts that's kind of hot. It's the only good one, because the others are kind of shit.
I just imagine her as a legal shortstack anyway. Shortstacks are amazing, both in 2D and 3D.

I'm also posting the picture before he can, because I'm a dick.

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>>13872043
I'll take that as a yes.

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>>13871981
>implying i don't want to get molested
I'd probably bring pepper spray or something. Maybe a pocket knife if things got really bad.

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>>13872023
Then how does she slither?

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>>13871984
Fuck you, oppai is better than some shit, flat nerd bird.

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I posted this earlier today at the end of the last thread, so I'm reposting it.
Last thread, we voted on who had the snazzier hats, Cupids or Dhampir. Cupids won.
Today, we're voting on hats again.
>http://strawpoll.me/5116894

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>>13872053
Your mother was a hamstergirl and your father came elder berries.

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>>13872065
>No arachne
Fag. Those spiders have the best looking human girl hats.

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>>13872065
Are you the same pollfaggot from/v/?

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>>13872074
No...? I don't go on /v/. I have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>13872078
Well you still poop glitter.

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>>13871981
>unisex bathrooms
>ever

I'd think even monstergirl societies wouldn't do that shit. They treasure men more than anything, so why would they set up a bunch of uncomfortable rape fests so obviously? They'd at least have subtler functions for this.

The dorms would probably be unisex, but I'd like to imagine steel-plated doors would come as a standard for boys. You know, full moons happen. depending on the girls I'd live with I might "forget" to lock the thing though. Having a naked, sweating seven foot tall Werewolf kick open the door and demand I give myself to her would be hot.

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Here are the result of the Elemental poll
The question was
>Which Elemental Would Ya'll go Adventuren with?
>Sylph 32%
>Undine 26%
>Gnome 21%
>Ignis 21%
There were a total of 114 voters
thank you for voting
[Spoiler]Sylph is best[/spoiler]

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Nth for dark elf tickle mistress'!

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>>13872084
I call shenanigans, no way did that wind shit win legitimately.

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>>13872081
That's the second-best compliment I've ever received.

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Here are the result of the Elemental poll
The question was
>Which Elemental Would Ya'll go Adventuren with?
>Sylph 32%
>Undine 26%
>Gnome 21%
>Ignis 21%
There were a total of 114 voters
thank you for voting
Sylph is best

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>>13872086
But what if I don't find tickling sexy? I can't get off if I'm laughing my head off!

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>>13871981
>http://imgur.com/GhmT2No
>being smothered by/drowning in a slimegirl

Why the fuck do I find this hot? I mean I'd actually like a story featuring monstergirl assassins killing off some guys through sexy means, like performing a racy striptease to give some guy with a health problem a heart attack or just plain squeezing a guy to death during sex like in Goldeneye. Bonus points if the girls are actually the bad guys.

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>>13872094
It's okay anon, she is more than skilled enough to make pleasure and tickling meld together deliciously.

You'll be a drooling tickle slut in no time!

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>>13872103
>Drooling Tickle Slut
Well now I know what I'm going to name my experimental electronica project.
But still, tickles and sexual pleasure don't seem like they'd go together that well.

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>>13871981
I am reminded of the little matchstick girl.

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>>13872090
What was the first?

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>>13872115
"Your name sounds like the name of a respectable house cat."
The friend who gave me that compliment then said he'd probably name his next cat after me.

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>>13871981
oh yeah, i forgot to say that the translation on the nsfw one isn't the actual translation, since the one on gelbooru was the most awkward thing i've ever read. i just put what i thought would be more fitting in there.

>>13872082
>I'd think even monstergirl societies wouldn't do that shit.
I just like to imagine a world where people are forced to accept things, no matter how uncomfortable it'd make them. Maybe the rationale behind unisex bathrooms would be "to respect a monstergirl's body for what it is, to find beauty in that which is not human", or some other hippie-dippy crap. Plus, having cops in the bathroom in swimsuits would be hilarious.

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>>13872063
Even flat nerd bird is better than oppai loli.

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>>13872099
>snuff fetish

You are not living your life correctly.

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>>13871981
That lamia's getting taken in and given hot chocolate

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>>13872121
>having make friends who keep cats as pets

You can only be so gay until I have to correct you.

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>>13872108
Tickling and pleasure aren't too far off from one another. Imagine a footjob from her while she leans down to tickle your feet, or just being ridden while she ravages your torso.

Besides, once you cum, your sensitivity goes up by leaps and bounds, making both sensations even better!

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>>13872141
Well, more of an aquaintance. I don't know him too well, but we hung out a bunch through mutual friends earlier this year.

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>>13872124
>choosing barren earth to fertile, nourishing peaks

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>>13872092

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>>13872142
Well, I do enjoy footjobs and riding. I suppose I'd at least let my waifu try tickling. And given the fact that she's a Jinko, I can imagine that all the fur would tickle.

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>>13872147
Oh so now he's not a friend, he's an acquintance. You disgust me.

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Who wants to be a pirate?

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>>13872092
That's cool I guess.

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>>13872151
Yes.

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>>13872163
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

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>>13872163
Will we go hunting for .jpg artifacts?

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>>13872163
That fresh water chick looks like my kinda girl

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>>13872163
Shark looks nice, but god damn that eel is so fucking tempting.

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>>13872163
>Surrounded by the great lakes
>Freshwater race

We got mermaids!

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>>13872163
>delicious brown unagi girl

I want to commit a crime.

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>>13872163
>tomboy shark mermaid with pointy teeth and one hell of an underboob game
>cute freshwater mermaid with awesome color scheme and tattoos
ican'tdecide.mp3

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>>13872157
You won't regret it anon. Maybe just a little if she gets too into it

Who knows, maybe she will be open to revenge scenarios.

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>>13872151
Sylph is cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!

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>>13872163
>All Shark Girls are pirates

DATS RACISS!

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>>13872163
Are they as murderous as shitfish?

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>>13872132

I know. I have no idea why I like this shit, and feel like a bad person for it. But fuck it, the thought of being choked by a Jinko as she furiously rides my dick makes me diamonds.

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>>13872170
I want to sail the high seas with a pirate shark mermaid while our pirate skeleton band plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM !

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>>13872163
Would Rainbow troutgirls be gay?

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>>13872186
Bulls maybe. Great Whites just want to say hello.

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>>13872151
>>13872169
>>13872184

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>>13872192
Nah, just pretty

>Genki Bluegill lolis
It's a good time to live near lakes.

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>>13872192
No fags here.

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>>13872163
I want to fuck a shark.

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>>13872202
>telling lies

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>>13872197
why

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>>13872163
>delicious slimy eel mermaid
>shark toothed shark mermaids
Muh deek!

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>>13872212
Such is the life of sylph.

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>>13872208
Are you an alp? Pls be in london.

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>>13872217
You're the alp.

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>>13872222
And anon was the alp.

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While we're on the subject of MonMusu, sneak peeks of Miia, Papi, and Cerea's songs were released.
>Miia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeZA87zIICk
>Papi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3RxycLwmnQ
>Cerea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJOQ2siJ2j4

The fact that Papi's songs are edm and Cerea's songs are metal is really messing with my fundamental understanding of the universe.

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>>13872225
Mero's song was pretty relaxing IMO.

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>>13872225
I never liked this stuff.

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>>13872231
Wait, was Mero's song released? It wasn't on the Toho youtube channel. I haven't seen the new episode yet, was it played then?

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>Still no MON in the anime
I need my cute Monstergirl SWAT fix!

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>>13872151
What is Sylph's face after I prematurely ejaculate all over her hand?

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>>13872237
I just want Tio to be honest.

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>>13872235
They played a snippet of it with today's daily MonMusu video.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1438609946

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Ok Anon,

You been tasked with filming a documentary on this monster girl.

Your crew consists of you, a slightly overweight werecat camera man, and an intern named Bob Johnson.

How goes it?

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandominCategory/Mamono

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>>13872243
>Kakuen

Nothing but ass-spanking, shit-flinging, and lack of camera movement because the werecat is too busy chasing the monkey girl.

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>>13872241
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1438609946
Thanks. And holy hell, you're right. Mero isn't my favorite girl, but this is exactly the kind of stuff I like to hear. For some reason it's giving me kind of an Owl City vibe.

So what do you guys think Rachnee and Suu's songs are going to be like? For some reason I can't shake the thought that it would be hilarious if Suu's song was weird experimental Aphex Twin-style IDM.

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>>13872243
>Sea Slime
I guess Bob Johnson gets to shoot it by himself while I have passionate unemotional sex with our camera girl.

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>>13872243
Sick the Ignis on Bob, and take the chubby Werecat for myself.

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>>13872099
i-is this your fetish http://imgur.com/j9EqQS9
writing custom captions is kinda fun...

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>>13872243
>Hobgoblin

What a fucking snooze fest. It's like a documentary on rural people.

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>>13872243
>Baphomet
I run, leaving the werecat to be lolified and Bob to be brainwashed into her fucktoy

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>>13872240
They're all lovely. I like Doppel the most
>dat dark skin
>those eyes
>can turn into anyone
>likes trolling and teasing people

Just give her bigger tits and she'd be annoyingly perfect for a background character. But then again she's a shapeshifter and could actually do that anyway.

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>>13872266
>Implying the Large mouse v hobgoblin and friends won't be exciting as shit.

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>>13872243
>Cheshire
All the teleporting and trolling and groping is going to make it tough.

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>>13872276
>>those eyes
Black sclera is the best. The only thing better is total 100% Thing-chan abomination eyes.

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>>13872163
Anyone have the previous ones? I missed one or two.

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>>13872225
>Miia is sweet little love songs
>Papi is genki happy songs
>CEREA SPEED METAL!

Dat first Cerea song, I must have it.
Second one isn't bad either.

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>>13872257
I imagine Rachnee would go for something either sharp and aggressive or, more fittingly, something jazzy and classy like you'd hear in a nightclub.

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>>13872225
This brings to mind images of the girls performing the style of music their songs are from.
>Miia in an all-Lamia idol group
>Papi playing EDM at Ultra
>Cerea and her centaur power metal band opening for DragonForce

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>>13872264
If she was doing it aggressively and getting pleasure from it, yes. Villains are sexy and the deranged battle dominatrix type are the best.

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>>13872296
>sexy rachnee jazz seduction music
Yes please.

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>>13872269
Have fun explaining why you lost a camera and camera man to HR.

>>13872260
>Camera falls so it just shows you ant the werecat going at it while Bob's screams and burning noises are heard in the back ground.
>End up winning an award for it anyways.

>>13872259
See above but with a the burning replaced with splashing noises and a trio of seagull harpies watching you from the boats roof.

>>13872255
Average monkey documentary.

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>>13872286
>less a documentary and more a recording of your groups descent into madness.

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>>13872243
>Yeti

We get lost in the snow for fucking weeks and never find anything

Bob vanishes and is never found. To this day he is missing and presumed cuddled.

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>>13872311
A psychological horror story with a Cheshire sounds interesting.

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>>13872313
At least you have a werecat to keep you warm and plenty of yak-girl footage

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>>13872313
>Bob disappears
>Werecat survives the old long enough to leave because of her body fat
>Anon dies frozen

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>>13872052

The problem is that the actual artist is just not that good. It's like how everyone draws touhous better than ZUN himself.

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>>13872243
>Weresheep
It's time for a fluffy documentary. Hopefully we don't show up around the time they get sheared, but I could have the cat mark me and save me from them if need be.

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I want a Jinko to sit on my face and give me a pawjob!

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>>13872296
Judging by the cover, it's jazz/swing

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>>13872332
>Pre-recording is the werecat rubbing her cheeks against you so you have her scent, a purr slipping out as she does.
>Rest of the day is you talking about the life of a weresheep.
>Last section has you toss Bob into a pen of freshly sheered weresheep.

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>>13872337
I want a Jinko to sit on my face and not get off until I stop kicking!

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>>13872339
If it is swing, I'm hoping for electro swing. Something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY

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>>13872243

>Cupid

Hopefully she won't notice us and try to shoot her arrows our way. Things could get complicated that way

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>>13872243
>Jinko

I just make a documentary about some weird temple where the monks raised several Jinkos since they were cubs.

Less of a chance of poor Bob getting husbando'd and dragged away because he couldn't run fast enough while we were filming some Jinko hunting scenes.

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>>13872348
>You all left for the documentary single that day.
>You came back married to the werecat while Bob got kidnapped by an ogre.
>Documentary ends up a smash hit and gains the "Romance" subcatagory.

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>>13872243
>Mantis

This is going to go badly. They're like ninjas, they'll be observing us long before we observe them and in a flash both my and Bob's clothes will fall to the ground in tatters. Some nights the locals say they can still hear the distant screaming of two men echoing from the deepest parts of the forest:
"OOOOOOHHH GOOOOOOOD!"

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>>13872243
>Mantis
Bob, c'mere. We need someone to... take one for the team. Yeah, I know, it's a drag. But you're going to have to go and tickle her so we can get some footage with facial expressions. Don't worry, our insurance has eeeeverything covered. You of course don't have any, what with being an intern and all, but we'll be rooting for you.

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>>13872351
>Go over how five sisters have been raised since birth in the temple, orphaned at a young age.
>Each one of them has mastered a different style of fighting and sports iron hard abs, the latter o which makes your camera man pout an give her soft middle a squeeze.
>About half way through you learned that one of the jinkos has entered heat.
>You learn this when she stands up, throws Bob over her shoulder, and carries him to her room.

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>>13872347
I imagine it would be more like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QUmPZmkr4I

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>>13872243
>Devil Bug
Well, bugs are interesting in any case. So I think it will go just fine.

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>>13872358

A job well done!

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>>13872366
>>13872364
>Predator the documentary with Bob getting cuddled instead of killed.

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>>13872243
>Tentacle
A surprisingly deep look at inherent vestigial prejudices from before the current demonlord, as we study her life.

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>>13872373
Yep.
That's why you have bob anyways.

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>>13872243
>Roper
They have a pretty strange life cycle, so they would be a good subject for a documentary.
I wouldn't touch them with a five foot pole, but that's what interns are for!

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>anons choose the chubby Werecat while Bob is husbandoed by one of the monstergirls they're supposed to film

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I want to be in a bad relationship with a monster girl I don't love and cheating on her every chance I get with a monster girl species I actually like!

Not even bothering to care when she comes home early to find her husband fucking another girl happier than she's ever seen him.

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>>13872368
>the other four end up in heat too
>you have an orgy with the jinkos and your werecat friend

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>>13872264
>>13872099
I want murderfags to leave.

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>>13872382
>Part way through the documentary her instinct takes over when cameraman gets too close.
>Ends up turning into a threesome with you joining in, camera laying on the ground.
>Bob gets kidnapped by the alraune who's been watching you all the entire time.

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>>13872243
>Hellhound

Yeah fuck that, I quit before I even begin.

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>>13872368
I was thinking less Jinko orgies and more Jinkos chilling in the water to escape the scorching midday sun, but I'm sure we'd find use for all kinds of footage.

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>>13872385
Good man.
You've truly learned what to do with interns.

>>13872390
You're winning the Emmy.

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>>13872390
Perfect opportunity to compare the mating habits of Werecats with their bigger relatives'. This documentary is going places.

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>>13872243
>manticore

I QUIT!

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>>13872402
>Implying they don't all latch onto you for tender cuddling in the water, chuffing for a while before it devolves into cuddle sec.
>Bob gets kidnapped by a harpy.

>>13872399
>Wake up one morning to a knock on the apartment door.
>Open it, grumbling as you throw on some clothe, only to find yourself face to face with a hellhound.
>"What the shit! You were supposed to video tape me!"
>Spends the entire day hounding you about doing the documentary.

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>>13872412
Does anybody else find it odd that Jinkos aren't classified as catgirls?

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>>13872414
Anon.
Why do you think you have Bob?

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>>13872415
No fuck that, she can go find the guy who replaced me.

I want nothing to do with a shitty Hellhound.

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>>13872421
Bob the Hedgehog?

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>>13872396
>with you joining in
Na, I just film it and ask questions

>"So. What's it like, getting raped by a tentacle plant."
>"[Moaning intensifies]"
>"I see. And you? What's it like raping the fat cat?"
>"I hate it. It's an instinct I can't control, and it just feels so shameful. No one deserves to be violated like this."
>The fat cat is so stuffed with tentacle her stomach bulges and she gags as an appendage forces her way up her throat and out her mouth to wrap around her large tits and give her a tit fuck, her pussy already crammed with three of the thick tentacles
>"So then, would you say that the prejudice you suffer is deserved?"
>"[Sobbing intensifies]"

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>>13872412
>Werecat ends up going at it harder than ever to try and make up for her not having the jinkos muscles
>Still ends up with multicuddling.

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I want to go to war with Paladin-chan to watch my back!

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>>13872436
Wars suck.

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>>13872426
Nah, just Bob the intern.

>>13872425
Just give her the intern.

>>13872431
That's dedication.

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>>13872442
>Just give her the intern.

No, I goddamn quit. I refuse to work with a fucking Hellhound.

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>>13872442
>That's dedication.
Gotta ask the hard questions man. She can answer for my other 'hard' things off camera.

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>>13872442
>Bob the intern
No, I mean, Manticores, Manticore spines, Bob, spines, Bob the Hedgehog, get it?

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>>13872243
>Lich
>everyone sneaks down into the catacombs to find any trace of this undead sorceress
>months later, the camera is found by explorers on the ground
>the tape seems to show garbled footage of some kind of orgiastic undead ritual
>the zombified Werecat vigorously riding Anon tirelessly in the middle of a pentagram, big cat tats bouncing in his face and muffling his exhausted pleas to be let free
>a pale robed woman is sat watching and chanting some unspeakable language in monotone
>the intern is kneeling before her, the back of his head obscured by the pale legs wrapped around his head
>in the gloom behind her, numerous shapes writhe on the floor, and sensual moans echo from the darkness
>worse yet, the video seems to change on each viewing
>the positions and sexual acts impossibly change every time
>it gave that new intern some really questionable fetishes
>and remains a popular favourite for occult researchers to "study" for the night

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>>13872415
>frolicking and lazy sex with a group of Jinkos as water streams down their toned bodies
Oh boy.

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>>13872451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMoDUBIg00

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They're Papi and the Suu, yes Papi and the Suu~

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>>13872449
>werecat's gone full ahego by the time you've gotten all the footage.
>When you ask the tentacle if she'd like some special "compensation" for her time the werecat just moans.
>At the end of the day you have to carry her with you back to the office, the poor cat's brain fried from the assault.
Blushing tentacle wrapped around you like a backpack is optional.


Side note, captcha accepted a sewer pipe as a baby carriage.

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>>13872414
>not wanting to make a documentary about the life and habits of such majestic predators

Come on, the company even provided you with live bait.

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>>13872457
I'd rather have frolicking and rough sex.

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>>13872451
I get it!

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>>13872456
Purge tier lich

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>bump into a spontaneous MG thread on the other board
>MGE shunned for being sexist without monsterboys
>MGQ type girls favored over cosplay tier as more "properly monstrous"
>something like game's mantis gets posted and serves an example
This made me realize just how insanely niche this place and how exceptional it's climate is. I mean, after you've spent it so long in here with all the rules and whatnot it all feels like a norm, but only once you lurk through seemingly similar places you realize that there might not be any, in fact.

Just how much of a survivalist bunker are we in, /mgt/? Is there anything outside that resembles us? Do we have, like, a twin community that we could rush like Europe's asylum seekers in case something happens to here? I know /monster/ is almost like us, but they're accepting everything there, futa, monsterboys, full-blown killing monsters, gay sex and /d/ in stories. Are there any other places?

The way I see it, at this point we're like an animal sub-species that has gone through continuous geographical isolation and now can't even crossbreed inside it's former group anymore, or survive outside of own habitat being noncompetitive. I fear these threads get down somehow and I'm suddenly alone with the stuff I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872456
>Eventually get little zombie kittens before having the werecat goes wight.
>End up having to work for the lich because you've both been labeled MIA Married In Action

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
I dunno nothing 'bout no outside. This is where I come for my MGs, and that's the way the cookie crumples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
We are having a nice thread, please not now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872243
>Dark Valkyrie

Opens in her living room, pretty normal, except for the many weapons and armor adorning the place. I'd ask her about her life as a soldier and servant of heaven, the heroes she trained, the wars she saw. I'd follow her around as she spreads the gospel of the fallen God, some people receptive, others dismissing her and some being outright violent, screaming about assless pants, before they get decked, peaceful life has done nothing to diminish her strength. We'd see how she and other members of the church find wives for the homeless and other unfortunate souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
>game's mantis gets posted and serves an example

Yeah it's quite the contrast between the MGE and MGQ Mantis girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872490
Nothing's been good in the past forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872496
How long before you strap a camera to Bob and send him to pandemonium?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
I would say the IRC, but that is decaying hard. It used to be full of activity and conversations but now its dead outside of the occasional hour or two.

TFT is another possibility, but that's where all the controversial writefags go to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
This is called a containment thread for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872519
And here I was thinking of writing smut for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872519
We love you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872467
Were're talking about a hot noon here, don't want anyone to get a heatstroke. The rough stuff comes past dusk, preferably with when you're going about your business unsuspectingly before getting tackled from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
I don't think we're going anywhere anyway. This place is constantly changing in small ways, new stories, writefags and threadcanon (good and bad) show up all the time. It's actually quite fluid in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872521
Are you alp? More bishie rape when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872521
Don't bother, it would be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
>MGE shunned for being sexist without monsterboys
My sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872521
Your a shit writer anyway so nothing lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872415
>Bob gets kidnapped by a harpy
>Two harpies fight over him as one carries him in the air
>The fighting causes them both to lose grip of him and drop him in a nearby lake
>He surfaces, screaming bloody murder about how someone should help and that he's not getting paid enough for the shit that is currently happening
>Meanwhile, the harpy girls are trying to snatch him out of the water
>Until a mermaid surfaces from beneath the lake and grabs him, taking him away
>This unfortunate event marked the end of the documentary you had hoped to make
>You later found out he got married to her and became a dad, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872163

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
>on the other board
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872538
I don't know if I want to know where this is happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
Sharks! Bop them on the nose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872510
You think the intern gets the valk? Hell no, this one's mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
>Sharks are mentally weak former pirates
Oh yes. This is good. I think this and the Dullahan might be the only good thing to come out of EMG for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
>mentally weak
Dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872550
>Bop
Could you possibly make yourself sound like a bigger fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872550
But then they'll rape you, don't you know you can't defend yourself from monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872556
Just easy going probably, but knowing how we are they will call them retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
>Standard mermaids are murderfish
>Freshwater are FIT kuuderes
>Sharks can get booped on the nose for bullying
>Sleepy eel girls.

3/4 aint bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872558
But that's what you do with Sharks, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872561
>But then they'll rape you
All part of the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872556
More like timid or mentally sensitive. The kind who would be easily put down by criticism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872552
Ah.
Strap the camera on then and prepare to make documentary history

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872545
Kraut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872482
>MGE shunned for being sexist without monsterboys
fucking hell, i'll bite the bait on this one
first of, MGE is pretty sexist, but it isn't because there aren't any monsterboys. rather, it's about how almost every monstergirl turns into a cocksleeve that has been robbed of her will after a good dicking. i usually just cut those parts out.

why the fuck is a power fantasy about being a big strong half-monster woman who steals men away from the general population (and maybe marries them) sexist? fuck's sake, there are plenty of men who want to be ogres who fuck human women, why can't it be the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541

Mero would be super cute if she didn't try and drown Darling. Besides that, she's super pleasant.

But man, it's all kinds of fucked up. Drowning isn't a good way to go, not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872566
If you want to get raped yeah. If you actually dont want your dick lacerated on rough shark skin then you give them a manly punch to the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
>You'll never find an old timey shark pirate in the deep seas.
>You'll never confuse her with modern technology
>You'll never enthrall her with stories of the modern world, and invite her to it
>You'll never have to hold her as the rocking of he ship in large tides spooks her
>Despite the fact that she's swum perfectly fine in much worse
>You'll never hold her as she quivers through thunder
>Despite casually punching cannon balls fired at her back in the day.
I imagine her to be a lot like Churio, that T rex.
>Despite the t

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872392
>snuff fetish Anon meets a delinquent Oni one night
>The Oni starts posturing, telling Anon that she'll break every bone in his body tonight, and that a scrawny weakling like him should just take it like like the little bitch he is
>Anon just grins, getting a massive boner
>The Oni gets nervous and wonders why this guy isn't frightened
>The Anon then shyly asks if the Oni could throttle the life out of him too
>The horrified monstergirl immediately grabs him and drags his ass to the nearest psychiatric ward, where he'll be treated by the kindest, sweetest monsters until he's cured of his illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872555
>Implying eels aren't great
>Or Pink slimes
>And are you hating on lamias, man!?
I don't get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872582
Kill yourself maledomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872596
Bait-kun pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
>fit tattooed mermaids with a cool color scheme
>tomboy pirate mermaids who'll probably go out drinking with you and are also probably really rough and complete doms
I STILL CAN'T DECIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872576
Because sex is a meme created by patriarchy to control strong independent womyn, you ignorant shitlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872596
bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872576
>sexist
>women can become these incredibly powerful and beautiful beings
>are aggressive and typically are the ones to instigate relationships

The only 'sexist' thing would be the universal monogamy. But calling monogamy sexist sets off blaring warning sirens about that person's values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872574
Place looks dead as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872596
Anon, it's too early for this. No that there was ever a time for it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872592
As somebody who loves the ocean and soft cuddling, I'd just like to formally say:
My heart. Hnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never make your daughteru uncomfortable by wearing short-shorts around her while her friends are over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872619
I'm glad you'll never have kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872592
Be still, thy beating heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872619
>Your daughter's friends will never call you a DILF behind your back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872531
Due to popular demand, tomorrow, which for me is four hours from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872608
>women can become these incredibly powerful and beautiful beings
Yeah, women whose center of the universe and the sole purpose in life is to find a husband and pleasure him for the rest of his life
I'm not sjw but MGE is over the top sexist
That's why we like it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872635
Please die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872595
It's alright, friend. You don't need to get it.

>>13872619
Oh man. That sounds like it could be amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872619
>implying my daughterus's little friends wont cream themselves even before I appear as they listen to my /fit/ screams

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872641
They'll be the ones screaming. In terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872635
>implying sexism is wrong
Ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872646
When my engorged dicku penetrates their hymens in sequence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872635
You say that as if they don't rape men and take them as husbands for their own pleasure as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872622
I don't intend to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872635
That's not sexist, that's just basic biology and fulfilling inherent biological purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872619
>Hey sweetie! Look what your dad found!
>"What is - OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?"
>The short shorts I wore in Car(nel) Wash, don't you like them?
>"Dad! I have friends over!"
>'H-hi Mr. Nonymous.'
>'H-hey Anny's Dad, I loved you in that movie.'
>Hi girls, glad to meet fans. Now, if you'll excuse me, Anny's mother and I are going to go out and do some...re-enacting for a bit.
>'C-can we wa-'
>"NO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872661
Biology was invented by the patriarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872661
L-Logic is sexist too you baby eating wigwam!

[Anonymous No.]

So did the anon who was writing the thing with the Onis and the Jinko ever continue, or did he just fuck off? I was looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872652
Do monstergirl have hymen? Do they bleed the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872666
As was everything else remotely useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872592
>She'll never look up to you and call you names like 'big bro' until you reach port, asking about the world like an inquisitive child
>She'll never reveal herself to be thugdere once she meets other people, highly protective of you
>She'll never insist on taking her cutlass everywhere and point out her battle scars, boasting to you about them like trophies of honor
>You'll never show her icecream for the first time
>She'll never love you as the one to bring her into the new world
>You'll never begin to suspect she only likes you for what you represent to her
>She'll never surprise you with birthday gifts and try to cook meals you only mentioned once off handed that you'd like to try, showing it's really you she likes
>She'll never be most at east in your arms as the two of you sit in your large bath, her tail happily flicking from side to side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872666
Fuck off satan. You're just mad god didn't dick you, but some human instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872670
The Oni acting like a stereotype jock and making the other girls embarrassed and mad about scaring off a potential fuck?

I also liked that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872673
I don't think my heart can take much more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872673
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872680
Yeah, that one. I was really looking forward to the sexytimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872673
>you'll never fall asleep cuddling and listening to beach music

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872619
>you will never have teenage monstergirls who have just had their sex drives hit them like freight trains and are extra horny because of this ogle you

Thanks for making me feel sad. We were all born in the wrong universe.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess this fossil is finally relevant now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872696
2cute4me

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading an older thread
>YBA talking about Greystorm and his story setting
>mentions of Yandere wards in hospitals due to large monster/small human ratios

YBA, for the love of god, YOU MUST DO A STORY ABOUT THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872661
Getting pregnant? Yes
Doting on man and fulfilling everything he wishes? Like every MG does even the dom ones? Hardly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872661
>bioilgy
Lol, you do know you are willingly insulting yourself as being a meaningless lowly animal, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872713
Personally I'd rather dote on a tubby, haughty tanuki who's pregnant with my kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872673
>She'll never grind her teeth at pirates on the TV, telling you that's not how they did it back in the day at all
>You'll never princess carry her to the beach and play around in the water with her
>She'll never get distracted and run off to LARP with some kids, being unexpectedly good with them and minding them until their parents say it's time to go
>You'll never sit at the waterline with her in your lap as the waters lick at your legs and her tail pushes the water around, watching the sun set
>She'll never rest her head against your chest and smile up at you, a beautiful, genuine thing despite the sun gleaming off her teeth
>She'll never tell you how much she wants kids of her own some day.
>She'll never blush as she gets up and gently guides you into the water, her arms pulling you into a close hug
>She'll never rub her face against your chest like a cat, and bring your hand to her head for pats
>She'll never tell you that more than wanting just children of her own, she wants your children
>She'll never take you there in the ocean under the warm glow of the setting sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872721
What the fuck is bioilgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872696
Hate, but also an erection. That damn faggot fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872710
I never knew I wanted this, but apparently I do
And so does my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872721
>meaningless lowly animal
As opposed to a meaningful, highly animal? What the hell would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872686

Speaking of old and unfinished greentexts does anyone remember the backflipping Minotaur one? Where she wanted to impress this guy by performing a backflip but kept hurting herself. I really wanted to see her get him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872710
As much as I want him to do something pertinent to the aforementioned yandere wards, it seems he has some stuff to tackle before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872731
What is this specimen of breeding material I see before me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872732
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872726
>soft cuddly shark sex on the beach
Oh. Oh my. This isn't something I realized I needed, but. I need this.
The only thing that could make this better is if https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqPnZ4I9IdU was playing in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872746
>It is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872665
>Not RLI or Selous Scout shorts

Mediocre

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872750
Fury Road was such a shitty movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a knight who fights on the behalf of both monsters and humans.
>You'll never have a long career, being well liked by just about everyone.
>You'll never be injured to the point where you can no longer fight.
>You'll never want to have a quiet life only for a young monster girl to beg to learn your techniques
>You'll never watch over her training-, giving her advice
>After many years you'll never give her your old sword that you've meticulously taken care of over the years as a way of say that she's graduated
>She'll never be emotional that you would give her something so important
>She'll never want you to keep it but for you to refuse, you wanting it to be used to defend others instead of being some trophy
>She'll never finally take the sword and swear to continue where you left off.
>She'll never become a famous warrior with her own comrades that she fights alongside
>She'll never excitedly tell you tales of her adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872742
demons in reality
humans(mostly males) are actually worse though rofl

masculine men? anything but(t) in hell LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872749
I'm totally down for this. Shark mermaid best mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872729
your reading comprehension truly is straight outta /r/atheism and /r/mra

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872762
M'lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872754
>rofl
>LOL
Get the fuck out already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872768
I want a sumo lizardman so I can rub her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872762
Back to leddit, scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872769
make me LULZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872753
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872775
shut up female-hating atheist shitlord

>not being a non-virgin
>2012
>shiggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872753
>>13872779

>You'll never become old and tired by the time her training is complete
>She'll never swear to come visit you every new year to tell you tales of her adventures
>She'll never come back to your house one day, eager to tell you about her most recent quest, only to find out that you are no longer there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872782
>not being a shitlord
Sir Cuckington, lord of the betas pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872791
>pls
e/b/in maymay dude XD rofl de la mayo

mhm all the problems of humanity are because of males
bioigly? what are you, an animal? prepare to be tagged and bagged *loads rifle*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872803
This post gave me super cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

...and then what happened to him? Oh my how delightfully depraved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872809
oh wow cancer lol le oldfag face :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lulz do u liek mudkipz u just lost da game lol
girugamesh? so 2009 lol
funny dino man

uhh virgins ROFL\


epic le richard dawkins muh atheism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872788

>She'll never fear the worst only to find that you were busy at the grocery store and that they had a really long line.
>She'll never cry tears of relief, hugging you and telling you to never do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872816
Gilko dragon is best girl.
Gold scales over green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872816
Richard Dawkins is literally a rock star now that he's in Nightwish songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872827
>finland
dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872820
Noooo my sad ending setup is ruined!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872816
Reminder that funposting is still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872827
They're pretty nice.
Had an old family friend give me one of their CDs.

Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872833
>funposting
nah, atheists and woman-haters, this is serious.
fuck you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872820
But how else would I get food?
I can't hunt with [crippled]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872753
>monster girl
>comrades
>adventures
You mean she meets the first capable warrior and becomes his dickslave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872831
Oh come on, anon. It's not a true sad end is she isn't there at his deathbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872840
>capable warrior
>his
Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872847
But her not being at his deathbed makes it more sad, she'd hate herself for not being there. Even more, her master would've left a letter for her to read alone in his dusty abandoned house.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to baby sit some goblins only to find that one of the girls is secretly a 38 year old aunt who's trying to find a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872838

>"Never do what again? Get groceries? I'd be in real trouble if I didn't do that!"
>"That's not what I mean!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872860
>"Mmm, march that sexy ass over here boya."
>"Eh? What was that?"
>"U-Uh, Gee Onii-chan your muscles sure are big! Lemme touch 'em!"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend a Jinko who acts tough in Public but when she's alone or with me she's a complete scaredy cat who hates fighting and has no confidence in herself and wishes she was a house cat!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shoggoth massage chair so she can take my mind off of all the shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872860
>parents come home
>goblin children happily babbling about auntie wrestling with the babysitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872863
Is it because I left my home? Because I still need to do that to get groceries.

>Her face when she realizes her master was a dense hero

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with a Living Doll who is only 1/3 of my size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872868
>Ok girls, time for bed.
>"I'll bed you all right."
>Wat?
>"I'm scared of the dark Onii-chan! Will you sleep with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872888
I want a living doll that's about my size that will upgrade my strength in exchange for blood echoes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872875
>sink into a Shoggoth's abominable mass
>ask you about your day as she gets to work
>afterwards you relax to her soft humming and cooing as she massages the tension out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872889
>"You like my ass, boya? Does the thought of your big, throbbing cock splitting my tight little pussy apart turn you on? Can you feel how wet I am?"
>Wat?
>"I-I mean, something hard it poking into me onii-chan! It's making me feel all hot down there! I-I'm scared, cuddle me, onii-chan!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872906
This Goblin is too lewd, man. Hopefully her tendencies don't rub off on the little ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872860
Reminds me of that one Familiar story (I can't remember the name of it), where there are like 30 year old lolified Sabbath members who pretend to be lost little girls to get clingy with men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872901

>From the outside it looks like she is alone
>As she continues to quietly massage you another customer comes to schedule an appointment, completely unaware that she's in the middle of doing a massage right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872906
>T-thanks onii-chan, I feel so much safer with you around.
>No problem it's always pleasure to he-
>Now just stick it in boy.
>What did you ju-
>N-nothing! Onii-ch-
>Anon, can you just stick it in Auntie so we can go to bed? We have school tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872920
>Dark elf loli in a police officer uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872920

>THE ULTIMATE PREADTOR
>Hunting the most dangerous game: MAN

Seriously, I imagine the lolified Sabbath women must be superb man-hunters. Unlike regular MGs where you can just flee if they get too clingy, almost any decent person cannot simply bring themselves abandon a scared or crying child.

They won't realize what's happening until it's already too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872619
>being a guy
>wearing short shorts

Pick. ONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872920
Familiar Friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872920
A Familiar Friend by AverageAnon

[Anonymous No.]

Where is my Gryphon girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872946
Whenever someone writes something about them that isn't shitty maid stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872946
Being held captive in KC's rape and torture dungeon until he sees fit to release her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872873
>Jinko getting a mad case of hiccups as she tries to putt in your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872954
>kikimoraswingingbroom.jpg

Them's fighting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872954
>own the shittaste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872961
>>13872967
Not him, but maid-related stuff is pretty overrated, like hathor, alps and /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you miss all the shitposting

Bawling like a bitch.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872978
We haven't had any /ss/ or Hathor related writefaggotry in forever though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872978
>/ss/
>Overrated
What thread do you go to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872983
Not just writefagging, pretty much any post that involves maids of any kind, which are alot.

>>13872984
I see people talking about it here pretty often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872982
There really isent much to talk about honestly when were not shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872978
>shitting on maids
>lumping hathor with alps

Fucking die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872988
>I see people shitposting about how much they hate it here pretty often.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872984
/ss/ is a shit tier fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872960
*purr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872991
I'm not shitting on them you fucking mongrel. You have the worst reading comprehension I've ever seen. Fuck off.

>>13872993
Well, okay, maybe not /ss/ that much.

[Anonymous No.]

My only problem with /ss/ is that little boys are the scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872984
>/ss/
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872993
>Anyone who dosent love my garbage fetish is shitposting
Really dude?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872996
>>13873002
>>13873004

Put down the pitchforks boys, false alarm. I didn't say it was good, I said that the man was overestimating how often it was brought up in actual discussion, and not shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873004
Obviously, his taste is the only correct one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873004
Woah, I don't think he stated that it was shitpsoting in any manner you mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
So sharkvirls are the horse Pussy of mermaids. Hilarious.

All girls have trouble wearing clothes and are night owls. Perfect.

Are brown girls always lewder than vanilla ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872999
>shitty maid stuff
>bitching at Griffon maid cuz Muh rapemachine
>not shitting on maids

You fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873022
>"maid-related stuff is pretty overrated"
I didn't type any insult there. Again, you're an autistic faggot who can't read for shit.

>Bitching at Griffon
I'm not even talking about fucking griffons what the fuck are you on about?

Are you clinically retarded or just underage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873022
I think you might be terminally retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873028
>>13873031
I think you both should eat a bullet because you can't read yet call other people retards. See >>13872954

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873015
*eel girls

I am going to electrocute phone chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873042
I clearly stated in my reply here >>13872978 that I was not the guy who made that post. Literally the first two words.

I'll just assume you're baiting. It's impossible for a human being to be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13871981
>Uni-sex locker rooms
>Monster girls in Uni-sex locker rooms
I don't understand. This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kissu a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873048
Go suck a cactus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873053
Of course you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873054
It hurts to be proven wrong, doesn't it?

Suck it down, choke on it, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872163
Love how Fresh-water and Shark look, very nice.

Hopefully they aren't compulsive tragedy-loving freaks like a certain someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873052
No way. Sneaking into girl's lockers is a male priviledge. Only thing is, monsters want you to sneak in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873060
>proven wrong
>literally it's not shitting when I do it

Okay cupcake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873053
But that's not a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873062
Not according to that chart, but all mermaids are. Maybe okayado wanted to work in some of the mythological side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873063
>I guess I'll go change into my gym clothes now! All by myself, alone and defenseless!
>Uh oh! The lock on the door seems broken! I sure hope no horny boys sneak in to peep on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872661
That's what people say about polyamory too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873072
I'll take an inkling over a mindflayer. THEY WEAR SPATS! AND WON'T EAT YOUR BRAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873089
You're mixing up DnD and MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872731
>>13872740
That is a human girl in a fancy headdress.
I'd still tap it just for evoking the imagery, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873087
>Oh no, I've been caught! I guess you'll go get a teacher and tell on me about peeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873053
I want to kissu a Mindflayer while she probes my mind and sees all the things I want to do as follow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873089
I've always found Mindflayers more appealing than Inklings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873096
I didn't mean literally eat. Learn to read between the lines God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873089
Mindflayers don't eat brains, that's zombies you nincompoop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873063
Hrm, yes, I can indeed see the appeal of that.

I suppose it's not like my fetish is it being unisex, more just the changing room. There's something inherently more thrilling about it if you sneak in, and either grab/are-grabbed-by a girl, and are pulled into one of the secluded little stalls to hide from any others who enter the locker room as...things ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873089
Duh? Nobody takes mindflayers, they suck worse than alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873081
Well really, the reason that Mero is such a tragedy-obsessie, is because of her childhood infatuation with The Little Mermaid. The Little Mermaid only features a plain-standard mermaid, and a sea witch. So would sub-species who may not feel as represented, obsess with it to the same level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873113
>Nobody takes mindflayers
But that's wrong, I'd love a mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873113
Hey, Alps suck just fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873089
That doujin someone linked yesterday was LEWD AS FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873104
But spats anon! Tight, silky, sometimes see through, dig into the vulva, nuzzle the funk spats! You can't lose. Mindflayers on the other hand want to take everything from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873102
Now all I can see is sub shota meets sub monster.

>Eek! This scary boy has cornered me in the dressing room and is going to ravage me!
>Oh no! This scary monster caught me peeping on her and is threatening to turn me in if I don't give her sexual favors!

All the while they're waiting for each other to make the first move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873120
At least, that's what she wants you to think...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873122
>That doujin someone linked yesterday
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873124
ALL HAIL THE SPATS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873127
Cute, but how will it end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873113
I don't get why people are upset over Mindflayers when they are likely rarer as a species than the Ushi-Oni, so it's not like you're going to encounter them at a fried chicken festival or whatever.
>>13873124
I beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873113
>Nobody takes mindflayers
You couldn't be more wrong. I'd take one in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873137
>a fried chicken festival
Eep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873132
This one http://exhentai.org/g/839144/3df6483ea6/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873124
>Mindflayer in spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873113
>mindflayer lower than alps on the totem pole

This kills the mindflayer.

>inb4 someone points out that the lowest man on the totem pole is the most important one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873106
There's nothing between those lines besides your complete inability to utilize figurative speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873143
I want to cover a cockatrice in my special batter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873140
>I have an announcement: I have shit taste
Mate, we know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873134
Get out of the way I'm trying to watch Top Gear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873148
>This kills the mindflayer
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a cute monster girl you would like to see as an extra in a story?

[Anonymous No.]

Now Mindflaya, I like ya, and I'mma let you finish, but...Mindflayer < Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873162
An alp, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873162
I am always immediately distracted and pleased whenever an Anubis shows up as a background character in a story.

A kikimora or shoggoth seem like they could fit such a non-role well too. Maybe a Golem. We never see Golems at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873153
Oh anon, you're so cool. Will you also draw a stawman Paint comic too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873171
I am pretty cool, thank you for noticing.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, hear me out about this, what do you think about Angels in sexy stewardess uniforms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873145
>Mindflayer in spats
Have mercy on my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873168
Anubis is the MC

>>13873166
You know what, that might actually work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873127
Wrong bag nigga.

>Bell rings and a throng of girls makes it's way to the locker room
>Girl shoves boy into locker and joins him inside
>As her hand stimates him, she whispers in his ear
>Now, you have to keep quiet, who knows what those horny, frustrated girls outside might do to a little lost lamb, just imagine, being ridden and licked for hours, covered in heaven knows what fluids
>[pleasured moans intensify]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873163
I'm inclined to agree on account of Shoggoths' incredible versatility. Ideally I'd want both as maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873149
Stay mad and stupid.

[Maritan No.]

Quick concept time.
New lilim for everyone to bully.
This one is shy, and very much enjoys romance novels and is amongst the youngest of the family.
She isn't very strong by monster standards either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873182
What story is this?

[Maritan No.]

>>13873188
Whoops. pic didn't post with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
Into bdsm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
Sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
>>13873191
I don't trust her for a single second, she's cute though, as expected I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
>Lilim
>To bully
>She isn't very strong
Is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
>She isn't very strong by monster standards either.

But she's a lilim though. Is she like kid Gohan? Cries and blubbers until something sets her off, and then we're all going "Well, THAT happened."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
>>13873191
>lilim who isn't an overpowered bag of shit
Sure, I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873190
Crybaby Dragon's summer special

[Maritan No.]

>>13873192
One of those is enough I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873191
Looks cute. Is that a giant bow over her butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873191
Love the glasses and haircut, the horns are fittingly designed, and her outfit is pretty cute, if somewhat plain looking at current. Is that some Zettai Ryouki goin' on?

Also, can't help but think the bow around her neck should be...girlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873200
Occult Anubis and BF appear too? Fantastic! Can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873199
>muh overpowered monsters
Cry more, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873182
>Anubis is MC
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
>Encouraging bullyingfags
Fuck that, as if they weren't annoying enough already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873145
Would look like shit?
They have some kind of plant root instead of legs and no ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
What a shit Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
>>13873191
Would beat up just so I could claim I beat a lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873137
You know, the guy in this pic looks like an ultra manly Amuro Ray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873199
>lilims
>who are basically MGE demon gods
>overpowered
Oh noes, the humanity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873228
but humanity has wizards so it evens out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873199
>Complaining because the most powerful monster is powerful
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873210
>>13873228
>>13873232
>M-muh invincible monsters tho
Guaranteed replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873191
Pretty cute. Would say hi to and wish her good luck on her first day at college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
>>13873191
I'd usually jump on instinct with how bullyable she looks, but something makes me want to protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873213
no bully pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873218
>no ass
Scyllas have asses too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873247
i'dd bully her with unwanted hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873213
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it? Are gonna cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873188
This is like creating a paladin just to be rapebait and who can't even beat a couple of goblins. There's no point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873213
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873262
The point is to be rapebait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873191
I want to huge her a lot

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Hellhound to bully and molest me! The problem is I'm too tall and I look too menacing to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873191
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873273
What do you mean? As in make her huge? A buff Lilim? The fuck are you thinking nigga you crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873273
>huge
You'd take her to the gym to get swole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873240
It's a lilim. It's a minor divinity, not a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873273
>>13873282
my spelling is shit today, i ment hug

[Maritan No.]

>>13873206
Yeah I don't have the time to continue working on the concept right now, but I intended on it.
Also yes, zettai ryouki.
>>13873204
Yup.
>>13873198
Not really.
I suppose if she had a husband and his life in danger, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873285
>not a monster
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873285
She's a monster with the power of a minor divinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873150
Baste the chicken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873305
Make sure to slow cook it for nine months before taking it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873305
Damn things keep running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873285
Still just a monster and still weak to the dick just like every single other monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873305
That chicken is clearly being stuffed, not basted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873320
most every lilim has had thousands of dicks in their time. They don't tend to 'settle down'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873320
>weak to the dick
More like the dick is its specialized prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873313
You can imagine how difficult it is for farmers to round them up and get them into their hen house then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873327
if that's what you want to believe in your headcanon go for it friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873329
>He doesn't know the power of the D
Scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873338
How you gonna give what's already been taken, nigga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873320
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873327
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873342
By not being a scrub like you. Are you even paying attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873337
>>13873345
I see someone read neither the world guide nor the Lilim profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873320
Hahahaha. You're a funny one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873320
Just like men are weak to the power of the V.

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently there are 9 Lilim out there.

I want a busty brown spiky long haired lilim tomboy who hunts virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873351
>I see someone read neither
Indeed, but you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873349
>i'm going to outsex a literal god of sex!
Best of luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873357
>posting the one lilim that can't get dick
That's what happens when nobody can get to the center of lescatie without a vag train being run on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873349
You're a scrub before a succubi who got gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873351
It literally says their main priority is getting a husband in the profile what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873330
>handsome farmhand enters the Cockatrice house
>they all start kyaaa-ign and then bolt out the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873357
Weak men are, that's true. Not sure why you'd want their seed, but that's not my problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873370
... And that they search for one relentlessly. That implies that they, you know, aren't just settling down with the first man they run across.
And they're the most 'monster-like monsters'. Pray tell, what do monsters in-setting do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873364
>>13873369
Whatever nerds, take your ball gag and go back to basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873371
>"Ravage me farmhand-senpai!~"
>They all find seductive poses to strike and present their fat Cockatrice rears before him.
>Farmhand knows he can't fuck them, or else he will fertilize the eggs and they can't be sold.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51791039

One of the Fallen Maidens actually got porn for once. Not very good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873364
This is a fantasy porn world if he wants to outsex a lilim then he can nothing is stopping him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873381
Do you shitpost online so you can feel big when your mistress isn't looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873381
>*the basement

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873282
>>13873284
I would, if she gets fit then she can get they guy she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873360
Up to 100, but only a handful will ever be featured in the MGE. The rest are there so people have the room to create their ideal Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873380
>assumptions
Ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873394
>100
citation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872502
As ugly as MGQ's mantis is, MGE's mantis is honestly kind of lame, design wise. Especially because most people draw her without the insect abdomen too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873390
>...he projects, as the weight of his chains remind him of his failure as a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873389
Of course. But it's silly to claim that it's 'canon', as tenuous as that is with the multiple unreliable narrators and KC bending over backwards to please everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873386
>footjob
Shit art, AND not even proper sex? Why did you even bother posting this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873392
>creating a buff Lilim
>buff Lilim with newfound confidence goes around converting followers
>horde of buff monster girls descends on the world

You doomed us all, you fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873385
He just needs to go balls deep and enter their anuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873360
Does she wear a pith helmet while she hunts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873366
>posting the one lilim that can't get dick
What, we don't even know if she even have or not a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873386
>Fallen Maidens
Remove slutty traitor weakshits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873402
>but then he wakes up, surrounded by pussy, all sworn to him, and dripping wet at his mere glance. Why? All because he knew his place as a man
your move

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873406
>my typo doomed us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873399
KC once said that there are "Rumors that there are hundreds of Lilims".

Meanwhile, the setting has advanced a century or two since the DL took over. And in all that time, she's been fucking her hubby constantly. Which would mean some frequent impregnations, even with a poor conception rate. So, assuming a standard gestation period of 9 months...well, you do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sub/Dom fight again
Time to do something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873413
A golden cage is still a cage, smart guy.

[Anonymous No.]

He could, but unfortunately, he's not being paid to destroy tight Cockatrice ass with his farmhand cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873406
I'd dig it.
I enjoy soft and hard equally.
I'd also let her know she's doing a terrific job, although she should find a husband soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873405
She doesn't even have human feet. Why the fuck draw her giving a footjob of all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873415
Millions of men will curse your name while getting snu snu'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>When a Manticore rapes you in front of your bonnet-tipping Lizardman crush
>When the Lizardman gets inexplicably turned on and urges her to keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873421
Thanks for the update mate. I am indeed always anxious to know what you're up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873425 reply to >>13873407

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873431
Stop perpetuating shit memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873422
I have all I need and want within my cage, andthe power to expand it at my will. It it really even a cage? Nah man. I'm just surrounded by golden ornaments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873431
>that ultimate betrayal when your crush masturbates to your brutal rape instead of trying to help
Mindbreak ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873425
What about benefits? Come on, every hard working man should be allowed to enjoy some tight Cockatrice butt every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873439
Wow man, excuse me for a bit, I need to go on a quest to recover my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873421
Let's talk about magic. How do you think magic works in the setting?

We know it works off of spirit energy in humans, uncorrupted elves and dwarves, and off demonic energy in monsters. But how, exactly, is it expressed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873431
>Cuckqueen Lizard
You have reached a new low you son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873429
Go back to your human women, pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873422
Everyone wears chains, whether you can see them or not. To tether yourself is to know your limits, and to have none is to test madness itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873446
with dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873446
>explain a poorly explained concept with headcanon

No thank you, I had enough of that last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873429
You probably shouldn't check the rest of the Japanese MGE community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873431
>cucklizard

I am NOT writing this kind of suffering.
Someone please talk me out of it.
anons pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873444
>So near sighted he can't see the bars of his own cage, so small minded he can't even conceive of his own chains.
Your sides are to the left by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873450
>having limits
I shall now point my finger at you, and laugh in the traditional mortal way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873457
Don't do it. Write happy lizards instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873431
As shit as usual. A shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873457
Don't do it anon! You'll be corrupted, like all the Japanese artists who do one thing of NTR for the appeal to cucks, and then start to do nothing but NTR forever more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873457
>Recognises love as a battlefield
>Accepts the monstergirl raping her husband as the superior woman
>Is honorbound by tradition to assist in their new relationship and take care of their child

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873453
We're just speculating. How would you represent it if you had to choose?
everyone headcanons SOMETHING anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873454
How bad is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873459
Do me a favor and stop trying to be profound.

It doesn't suit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873406
>You'll never help skimpy Lilim to get buff
>You'll never congratulate her and tell her that now she has what it takes to choose her own husband, before shooing her away to go find the man of her dreams

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pat muscle Lilims head and call her a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873471
Denial isn't healthy man. Find a nice waifu to ease you through the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873457
Just do it why limit yourself and your writing? If you have an idea then just fucking write it you never know what could come out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873469
I dunno. What we do know is that it's a normal skillset that everyone can learn. As one would expect from a pseudo-JRPG setting.

I would also think that it has the normal class subsets of wizard, sorcerer, and warlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873473
They grow up so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873476
>ease you through the process

That's a nice way of saying "Brainwash". You can't fool me, monster.

[Anonymous No.]

you and your succubutts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873485
But your brain is dirty, master~ Let your mindflayer meido wash it for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873431

>Manticore makes you climax for the fifth time
>All while your Lizard GF furiously masturbates in the corner, the floor beneath her a sopping-wet mess
>Manticore smirks and waves the bulb of her tail at the Lizard, still filled with your cum
>"Psst. Hey. C'mere. Get a taste."
>Lizard seems reluctant at first. Then complies. She waddles over on her knees, grabs the stalk of your rapist's tail, and thrusts her tongue deep into that swollen tailpussy.
>Lewd sucking and slurping noises and she swallows mouthful after mouthful, your semen siphoned into her by proxy.
>Manticore giggles wickedly. "He never let you do any of these things, did you? You know you have to take what you want, right? Has he ever even let you get past a light fondling?"
>Lizard averts her gaze shamefully. Shakes her head 'No'.
>"Well...he can't exactly protest now."
>Manticore immediately pricks you with one of her barbs again. You feel yourself getting aroused again.
>Bonnet-tipper stares in uncertainty for a few moments...before also smiling and removing her clothes entirely.
>Yet another bonnet-tipping, human rights race-traitor converted to the cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
>That face
Been snorting that powder, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
>those eyes
Well, I'm fucking outa here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873481
So what differentiates wizards, witches, sorcerers and warlocks?

Personally I'd say it's a matter of power and technique -- Witches have learned hedge magic from other practicioners plus a good dose of common sense, wizards through intense and logical study, warlocks through making a pact with some more powerful being, and sorcerers have innate power, probably due to an overabundance of spirit energy that they can direct, though they're extremely limited.

I'd be interested to hear your thoughts, though. Especially how monsters use magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
>that look
10/10 would get raped senseless by

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
Please.

No monster in their right mind would sleep with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
.less what did you do?
>Dem Eyes
>Dat Blush
>Dat grin
>Dat Underboob
>Dat ass
And why do I love it so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
Really should lay off the fairy crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873489
Hey .less, draw a Lich floating in mid-air, curled around her magic tomb, taking a nap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873497
Literally just D&D classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873454
Most of them are pretty vanilla. Every community has its deviants. The Japanese just don't vilify them like we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873497
>So what differentiates wizards, witches, sorcerers and warlocks?
Wizards study, sorcerers have it from birth, warlocks make pacts. So yeah, you got that right I think.

>Especially how monsters use magic
I don't think they would do it that much differently. I guess the intend and the focus would be different though

>>13873511
Yeah, I grew up with that, so it got stuck.

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>>13873492
Burn the bonnet as a sign of her freedom.

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>>13873511
Yep, pretty much. It's classic western fantasy to me.

But seriously, I'm open to ideas. What would your choices be?

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>>13873492

YA CAN'T STORE THE MANTICORE

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>>13873274
>tall and menacing
>all I want is cute tinybMG to cuddle
>TFW they'd run away screaming

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>You'll never be the last human male pirate captain in the world, feared and respected by monstergirl, paladin and incubi pirates across the seven seas due to your insane brutality in battle and strong will to survive, having evaded rape and death alike numerous times in the past

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>>13873491
You'll never take me alive, and I don't care much for taking you alive either.

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>>13873518
>earpussy
I guess you could say that with that, you could fuck her brains out!

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>>13873518
I'm gonna kiss her right in the mouthpussy.

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>>13873274

That's even better! Isn't it even more humiliating to be dominated by something smaller than you?

It's the dissonance, man. A tall, powerful, tough-looking man reduced to tears and subservience.

A small, cute Hellhound who forces you to worship her tiny body.

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>>13873524
Good, I hate the see.

Land a best.

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>>13873524
Thank fuck, that would be a shit life.

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>>13873525
>not undead masterrace
Okay, taking a step back from playing around to call you a faggot now. Why haven't you already joined your waifu in undeath?

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>>13873533
Lolidom is best dom.

Can't wait for more of that Hellhound Daughteru Story...

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>>13873518
her ears just make her so cute, I want to pet and nibble on the maneater's ears.

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>>13873534
>*sea

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>>13873274
Someday you'll find an 8ft tall Hellhound.

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>>13873533
I never knew I had fetish for this. Thanks, anon.

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>>13873533
But anon, I like girls who are taller than me! Don't get me wrong, monsters of any height are wonderful, but I like girls who are menacing and could dom the hell out of me. Problem is, they'd probably only go for smaller guys who look like they'd be fun to bully.

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>>13873533
I'm gonna pick up that fluff ball and snuggle her

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>>13873537
>undead
You don't get to call anyone faggot. Not with that taste.

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>>13873544
>>13873533

>Bara dudes getting dominated

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>>13873533
That sounds alright.

>>13873539
Agreed. Looking forward to seeing what comes of it.

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>>13873548
Ugh. Having fun wallowing in shit are you? Undead is objectively the best. I bet you like Cait Sith.

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>>13873534
>>13873535
>You'll never be a brutish man led by instinct and rage, becoming "a fate worse than death" to everyone else as you eradicate any pirates that dare come after you, killing every single last one

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might as well post hellgirl here

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>>13873545

Not necessarily. The real hardcore ones might get a kick out of being able to dominate the largest, toughest-looking guy they can find. Gives them that true feeling of absolute superiority.

What would be honorable for an Amazon? To make a housekeeping, meal-making husband out of someone tiny and meek? Or to do the same to someone large and powerful?

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>>13873554
Undead a shit.

Cuddle up with a nice living waifu who doesn't defy all that makes life good.

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>>13873554
>objectively
Begone, and take your infernal taste with you.

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>>13873554
undead are shit you cant even be probably explained even with MANA.

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>>13873558
Well, I look large and powerful, but I sure don't act it. I'm probably the biggest sub I know, and am constantly on the receiving end of jokes from my internet friends about how much I want to be stepped on and humiliated.

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>>13873559
>>13873562
>>13873563

Oh god. It breeds, and multiplies. Some one deal with all of this shit taste before it becomes pandemic!

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>>13873555
No, I hate being on a ship. How can I be death incarnate, if I vomit everywhere all the time?

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>>13873518
>no behind knee pussy
would not fuck

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>>13873557
Don't care about the genderswap bit, but what I do care about is the square-enix-tier edgy-overdesigned-ness. I mean really? Pointless zippers on the skirt? Though I do like the torn-up sort of patterning on the long back part of the skirt, and the overall design of long-in-the-back, short-in-the-front is a great skirt design imo. Also like the stomach straps.

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>>13873567
It's late, Alp. Go to sleep.

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>>13873570
>he thinks undead are good
Could this be the work of an enemy stand?

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>>13873558
>What would be honorable for an Amazon? To make a housekeeping, meal-making husband out of someone tiny and meek? Or to do the same to someone large and powerful?
Pretty sure they don't care about that stuff

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>>13873557
>Hellgirl
>No giant stone gauntlet
>No sawed off horns
>No goddamn fucking cigar

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>>13873580
I'm not Alp, and it's only 4:45 PM where I live.

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>>13873557
I like it.

But >>13873586
is right.

Unless you wanted to do your own little thing.

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>>13873585

They're warriors. They're all about honor and proving themselves. The one who brings home the biggest catch wins.

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>>13873557
I agree with >>13873579 , I need ways more belts to get off on this.

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and heres another thing if you guys are into this kind of stuff
http://puu sh/joxAI/e16069913b.png

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>>13873590
What you're saying right now is pure headcanon.

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>>13873570
Undead are a fucking train-wreck in MGE KC tried to take the concept of undead waifus but then apply living monster rules to them which leads to a miss match of contradictions and just straight up impossibilities.

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>>13873592
Is that a wyvren I see there?

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>>13873598
Eh, I'll take it over husband beaters.

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>>13873600
Explain.

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I'm guessing that one anon never continued that healing kiki story past the visit to the doctor, huh?

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>>13873608
And now you're confusing threadcanon and headcanon.

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>>13873598

Headcanon in relation to what?

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>>13873608
That's also headcanon. They're mostly just into public sex and femdom.

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>>13873615
Not that I know of. A shame too.

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>>13873608
>Amazons are called husband beaters
>Ogres, a.k.a. Husband Beater: The Monstergirl, is fine
Not hating on the ogres, but what the fuck.

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>>13873615
Nah. It happens. There are a ton of stories that never get very far.

>>13873620
>Public sex
Man, I really like public sex. So many MGs would be great at it, too. Interesting how Amazons like it though.

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>>13873615
No, all we've gotten recently is super lewd kiki stuff that was only semi-healing. If you could even call it that.

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>>13873630
Memes.

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>>13873592
>Susan and Chris dual paizuri
.less you magnificent bastard I love ya!

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>>13873630
>is fine
It most certainly is not.
Then again, they don't shove me into the kitchen, I think...

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>>13873633
>Man, I really like public sex. So many MGs would be great at it, too.
Already on it.
>Interesting how Amazons like it though.
Well, i'm not sure if it's EXPLICITLY stated but it does say that they A: have sex with their husband in public and B: share with their relatives until they get a husbando.

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>>13873645
Stop reposting this faggot's stuff.

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>>13873617
What do you think?

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>>13873649

>Hating on Toumasu

Contain your shit taste, please.

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>>13873188
>>13873191
Does this Lilim have a husbando yet?

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>>13873616
>And now you're
I didn't post it, I just noted it as infinitely preferable for me to what's in vogue.
Plus threadcanon is just headcanon that was spammed enough to catch on.>>13873617

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>Ogres, a.k.a. Husband Beater: The Monstergirl, is fine
Its not fine but nobody talks about ogres so most people dont really remember that they DO actually beat their husbands

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>>13873654
Not him, but it's less about taste (They're horrible btw), and more about you spamming pics everyone already has not only seen, but saved too.

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>>13873590
It's says nothing about that, since they see men as the weak gender that must be loved and protected it doesn't make sense that they only care about the strong ones.

For honor an proving themselves they have the big beasts they hunt for food and another girls they fight.

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>>13873557
3/10
No cigar or stone fist
Also, no muscle

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>>13873664
>>13873654
This. It's old, shitty news.

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>>13873660

It's one of the reasons why I absolutely loathe thread canon in all of its bullshit splendor.

>WURMS ARE RETARDED HURR DURR INSTEAD OF BEING MORE INSTINCTUAL THAN OTHER DRAGONS
>LEGO GOOBIS

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>"Now, honey, did I give you permission to be out here? You know you're not allowed to leave the house."
>"The home of a good husband is the kitchen, dear. This isn't going to spoil dinner, is it? Have you even cleaned the attic yet? I explicitly told you to do it BEFORE I got home from teaching our daughter how to hunt."
>"Don't mind your father, dear. He's just having one of his fits."
>"Yes, honey, yes. I know. You're an 'independent person'. But really, think about the relationship. Who's more suited for hunting and who's more suited for home-making?"

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>>13873557
This is what happens when you exchange Baby Ruth bars in favor of kare kare.

Reminder to always get your demon girls Baby Ruth bars so they don't end up looking like this.

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>>13873687
>tfw you've seen people dismiss greentexts that don't depict wurms as retarded creatures

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>>13873687
>>13873702
Wurms are dumb and slow. Deal with it.

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>>13873579
>>13873586
>>13873588
>>13873591
>>13873676

you guys know that i was joking when i said hellgirl right? since that one anon keeps calling her hellgirl anyways

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>>13873660
All Orges don't beat their husbands. Some have more layers than that.

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>>13873687
I really don't think that those two are in the same league of bad. I mean, I get that people think the whole "Anubi play with LEGOs" bit is overused, but it's not like "Ogres and Amazons are all husband beating scum" or "Wurms are retarded simpletons", where it's the only thing people focus on, to the exclusion of everything else even remotely creative. Lego is just a hobby meanwhile. Something to play around with, not a defining character trait.

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>>13873697
>Who's more suited for hunting and who's more suited for home-making?
I don't know how a fucking giant can hunt anything without squashing things into the ground. They're also easy as fuck to spot not only due to their size, but by shaking the ground when they walk.

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>>13873709
Single minded when it comes to rape. As in they'll ignore all their surroundings, intelligence wise they're probably on the same level as big brutish types who you'd expect to be a little slow on the uptake but not "leave her alone and she'll shit herself" levels of retarded.

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>>13873713
No, you just posted a random girl I haven't seen and called her "hellgirl", so I just assumed she was Rule 63.

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>>13873713
When I said "Don't care about the genderswap bit", I meant "I don't care that it's a genderswap of your Monsterboy OC". Now draw him fucking himself and the Angel at the same time.

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>>13873719

That's assuming that she's hunting ordinary game.

This is fantasy world. She's probably bringing home Hydra meat.

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>>13873709

Being simple minded does not equate to square in circle hole retarded though. It means they're not as willing to expend effort on complex things like a Lich would and would rather worry about what they're going to eat or rape next.

Ushi-Oni are simple as well but nobody cares when somebody like RS writes one who goes against her grain and has some devious thought patterns.

>>13873718

Ogres aren't husband beaters so much as they get off on a fight during sex. As in you not laying there like a fucking fish on the cutting board and trying to fight her for dominance.

Amazons are the same way with more exhibitionism since they're keen to bumping uglies in public to try and one-up their sisters.

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>>13873731
Yes, I know that. The "Amazons/Ogres are husband beaters" is the shitty thread-canon I was commenting on.

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>>13873697
>"Honey, please. You'd kill a dragon with that thing you call a bow. where did you even find it anyway? Rip it off some castle's wall?"
>"I made it."
>"You're massive, you step on everything, and even I can smell you from a mile away"
>"I don't stink!"
>"You smell like an animal in heat, love. I'm not complaining either, but it's a very recognizable smell. Leave the stalking of things to me, you relax and stay home, 'kay?"
Sorted.

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>>13873719
With that size I doubt she's going to hunt anything small

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>>13873697
I'm thinking about how diffacult it would be to care for a monstergirl that big

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>>13873723
>Single minded when it comes to rape.
When rape is literally all they think about, that's pretty simple minded.

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>>13873709
Wurm professor, but she's very absent minded.

As in constantly forgetting that she keeps putting her glasses are on top of her head.

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>>13873723
>>13873731
>>13873747
"However, their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males."

They ARE square in circle hole retarded, it's just that they'd lube it up with pussy juice and use some extra force to pop it in.

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>>13873743
>>13873730

>Dinner consists of fifty pounds of slow-roasted, honey-drizzled Hydra
>Thirty pounds of potatoes, a special strain grown by mountain trolls that swell to enormous size. They all have to be peeled, boiled, mashed, and buttered.
>Twenty pounds of salad. She likes hers with cherry tomatoes and green onion with a light vinaigrette. Tossing it leaves your arms tired.

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>>13873752

>He thinks Wurms are retarded still when KC even said that the profiles are generalizations and don't reflect every individual member

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>>13873752
>>13873763
Nevermind that nothing about their thoughts being simple and focused on mating with human males even remotely translates to "Square in the circle hole retarded".

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>>13873763
We're dealing in generalizations here, wurm. You can have your speshul snoflake Mary Sue if you want.

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>>13873747
>"Where are my glasses?"
>"Damn, where did I put my glasses?"
>"Seriously! Where the fuck are my glasses!?"
>Over turns her entire house/apartment trying to look for them
>Only for them to fall out of her hair when she starts scratching her head in anxiety
>"Oh...there you are."
>As she looks around the rest of the house, tables and chairs are moved around everywhere, nothing is where it ought to be
>She will have to clean up later

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>>13873766

>Using Mary Sue without knowing what it actually means

Inigo Montoya's on Line 1 for you, Anon.

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>>13873755
There's that, and the house would be too big for you, not to mention the obvious troubles on bed

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>>13873770
Lets hear your definition then. Can you back your shit up, or are your words worthless.

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>>13873734
>"Amazons/Ogres are husband beaters
except ogres actually are.

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>>13873776
Not him, but generally a Mary sue is a character that is literally infallible, or is only fallible in ways that make her stronger (so pretty it's a curse) etc. it is NOT a term used for unique and different people, unless those people are straight better and everyone instantly falls in love (or hate) with them.

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>>13873776

It means an idealized character without flaws, which a Wurm who isn't threadcanon is not because she still has to deal with the fact that she's a fucking boulder destroying dragon.

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>>13873777
Except that, as was previously pointed out, they don't beat you because they're "Husband Beaters", they do so because they like a fight.

In other words, they won't beat you unless you can and do beat them back. At the same time. Because they like to fight, not just beat you up.

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>>13873781
>>13873783
See I treat Wurm as damn near perfect. Impervious to harm, cute, long lived, agile, etc etc. It's major downfall is its stupidity. I define a mary sue as an unreasonably 'perfect' or 'overpowered' character with out any reasonable explanation or cause.

That INT boost for no reason other than to be unique is mary sueish.

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>>13873489
Is this Lilim a lewd, bumbling virgin. Or an adventurous strumpet like Mari?

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>>13873774

>troubles in bed

Even a small guy can give good cunnlingus.

And her titjobs would cover your entire body.

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>>13873518
I've always wondered about monster girl anatomy and this only makes me more curious.

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>>13873789
Except that you're mistaking unintelligent for stupid. It's a fallacy. They're unintelligent yes, simple minded, straight-forward, but that doesn't mean they're retarded as your precious threadcanon likes to impose.

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>>13873789
Meh, could be worse. It could have rainbow hair, kaleidoscope eyes, and be named Nocturia Ravenblowia.

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>>13873791
We've spoken about this before with giant slimes. You climb into her vagina and inside her vagina is a smaller slime made entirely out of core. You fuck that one. Maybe it's the same with giant cyclopi.

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>>13873786
nice excuse shes still beating a guy up and raping him when he cant fight back anymore. Even if they "like to fight" dosent make that excusable.

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>>13873795

It is a fascinating subject.

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>>13873796
>Except that you're mistaking unintelligent for stupid.
No, you're twisting words. Bitch is dumb as a sack of rocks. Stupid. Baaaka.

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>>13873791
But what about when she wants a daughter?

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>>13873803
Man do you even read the profile? They like him fighting back while they're fucking. It's part of the fun to them, and those they eventually take as husbands.

If you don't like the rough and tumble style in bed, fine, but don't go pointing fingers and making accusations at those who do.

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>>13873805
>>13873795

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to spank me with those big fluffy paws of hers!

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>>13873789
>I see a Mary sue
Well, you're wrong. Sorry. Characters can deviate from the average without having no weaknesses or flaws, and a slightly smarter Wurm would still have to contend with her species natural flaws.

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>>13873592
My boner is maximum

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>>13873807
>bitch is dumb as a bag of rocks
Wurms are not smart, yes. So stupid they literally cannot dress or take care of themselves, no. They are single minded in the pursuit of sex and food with little time or patience outside of that.

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>>13873822
>species natural flaws
Being their stupidity. Find me one other flaw. You've made her perfect for no reason

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>>13873827
>So stupid they literally cannot dress or take care of themselves, no.
I disagree. A wurm doesn't know what modesty is. A wurm cannot be harmed with her scales covering her like they can. She would have a lot of trouble with the concept of clothing, actually. As for taking care, yeah, sure. nothing that dumb lives to breed.

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>>13873828
Let's see: landbound, overwhelming strength they can't control, few or no social skills, and single minded in a way that an Ushi-Oni would find a bit much. No good manipulating appendages, and probably a nigh-insatiable desire to consume as much as possible if she's as big as her profile states.

That's a few.

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>>13873828
>>13873822

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl_5UwS57X8

This is literally what a Smart Wurm entails. Now fuck off with this bullshit arguing between headcanons.

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>>13873837
>If she's not a brainless retard, she's suddenly Superman!

Seriously, do you hear yourself?

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>>13873835
>overwhelming strength they can't control, few or no social skills, and single minded in a way that an Ushi-Oni would find a bit much. No good manipulating appendages

All this bar motor skills maybe falls under intelligence and comprehension. And the hunger just makes her cuter.

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>>13873846

I'm referring to her always having to take constant care to not crush people with her claws you fucking mongoloid.

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Guys pls.

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>>13873813
I want to grab her Snuggle Lumps.

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>>13873852
Ah. Well, given how people are so deftly arguing that any wurm that's not a mindless stampeding fuck machine who can't dress nor think for itself is a Mary Sue, and you posted a video of the ultimate perfect character archetype, how was I to guess that your point was simply what he was saying?

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I want to spend a day chilling and getting comfy with a Yeti while listening to MM8 music.

No lewd involved.

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>>13873866

It's less about what Superman is doing and more about what he's saying. A Wurm who knows how strong she is would have to constantly worry about how fragile virtually every other MG that isn't an Ushi-Oni, Slime, or Dragon is, as well as humans so she doesn't break them.

Like instead of having a full, cheerful slap on the back from her it's a small half-spirited pat, given at her full strength she'd either implode your rib cage or send you flying through a wall

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>>13873833
>A wurm doesn't know what modesty is.
None of the monsters do.

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>>13873876
No but most understand that it's easier to have it than not when dealing with humans. Wurms wouldn't.

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>>13873789
So Dragons, who have all that plus high intelligence and flight are categorically Sues?

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>>13873848
>All this bar motor skills maybe falls under intelligence and comprehension.
Being so single minded and headstrong that you never back down as a species trait would not go away just because she learned to count to twenty and knows how to feed herself and possibly put on a nice camisole or something. I struggle to see how being smarter would help her with the fact that she's never, ever spoken to anyone other than her parents and that she lives alone in a cave -- hermits ARE a thing. And no matter how smart she is, she's got claws instead of hands. Her fine point manipulation is limited.
Believe it or not, Wurms have more weaknesses than just being relatively simple.

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>>13873883
Of course! Or, they would be if they weren't CONSUMED by greed, bloodlust (or cocklust in MGE i guess) as well as a tendency to be highly vain and overconfident.

Now, Lilim are the real mary sues.

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>>13873872
Yes, I understand that now, sorry for the misunderstanding.

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>>13873883
No, because they are meant to be perfect. they are fuckin' dragons, genius. Their strength isn't unreasonable nor is it unexplained or uncalled for.

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>>13873892
And Baphomets.

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>>13873813
>UK
>liking worst monstergirl
Figures.

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>>13873897
Since >>13873789 defines something perfect as a sue, then I guess that's a yes.

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>>13873885
Honestly,
>Waa I'm so strong I have to hold back
Isn't a real weakness. It just makes your character more mary sue because it's trying to make a character seem more human. And of course a mary sue has gotta have it both ways. both human and monstrously powerful. I'll give you lack of human contact though. And hasn't KC said all strong MGs can morph into more humanlike forms to be more convenient at times? Pt that under our sue's belt.

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>>13873908
>with out any reasonable explanation or cause.
Nice reading comprehension, wurm.

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>>13873909
>in't a real weakness. It just makes your character more mary sue because it's trying to make a character seem more human.
I'll give you that one. You seem to be dodging the 'never, ever gives up for any reason' problem, though.
>And hasn't KC said all strong MGs can morph into more humanlike forms to be more convenient at times? Pt that under our sue's belt.
I don't think that includes hands, that just means they can walk into a settlement with a sandworm, which was the original example.

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>>13873899
>Yeti
>Worst MG

Almost got me. Get better bait, edgemaster. 3/10

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>>13873909
>And of course a mary sue has gotta have it both ways. both human and monstrously powerful.
That's not what a Sue is at all. Can you stop moving the goalposts to whatever your private definition is?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kind of baffled nobody asked KC to clarify whether Wurms are drooling retards or not in his Q&A so far.

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>>13873920
>You seem to be dodging the 'never, ever gives up for any reason' problem, though
I forgot it, I'll give it, but isn't that moreof a personality trait?
>I don't think that includes hands, that just means they can walk into a settlement with a sandworm, which was the original example.
Fair enough.

>>13873924
How so?

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>>13873927
Probably because his Q&A is mostly his Japanese fans, and they're not as retarded as us.

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>>13873909
>Honestly,
>Waa I'm so strong I have to hold back
>Isn't a real weakness

I don't know, man. Having the inverse of a sever case of brittle bone disease, where instead of you, everything else can break potentially is not really conductive of anything besides banging your head on rocks.

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>>13873934
>le superior nippon meme
I know we're on /jp/, but come on.

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>>13873935
It's a nuisance at best.

>>13873936
Pretty sure we're the only ones who actively look for thingsto dislike in a girl and then act like they are fact.

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>>13873931
>How so?
You've just moved what a 'sue' is from 'a character with no flaws that the plot and characters revolve around rather than being part of the world' to
>"I define a mary sue as an unreasonably 'perfect' or 'overpowered' character with out any reasonable explanation or cause."
Powerful creatures can pretend to be human without being 'sues' and a wurm that isn't retarded isn't a sue because other characters don't care about them. Remember, "Sue" is a term originally used for fanfiction and usually only applies to characters in writing/movies/shows, etc. rather than a setting in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873909

http://oglaf.com/habeas-corpus/

Tell me it isn't a flaw now, faggot.

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>>13873939
>nuisance
You have funny a definition of "nuicance"

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>>13873936
I'm sorry anon, but right now? There's no evidence to the contrary present here.

There's also the fact that his Japanese fanbase can actually read the content, and not have to rely on second-hand knowledge via translations, which given the nature of the Japanese language, thus leaves us at the mercy of varying interpretation which may not actually be present in the profile.

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>>13873939
>Pretty sure we're the only ones who actively look for thingsto dislike in a girl and then act like they are fact
Fuck ing this, with Mindflayer being a recent victim to our autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873939
>Pretty sure we're the only ones
You wanna think about that statement more than not at all?

>>13873944
>spoiler
Well, that's a fair point.

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>>13873909
If Mary Sues are based on strength, then pretty much all classic literature is full of them. Of course that's not what a Mary Sue is. A Mary Sue is first a fanfic character in an established setting that outshines the original core cast even to the point that the canon characters look up to, fall in love with, or rely on said character.

Secondly, it is a character that is loved by everyone for no reason, or loved despite the bullshit they do, or otherwise hated by strawmen antagonists who have no real reason to hate the Sue. Winning all the time without paying some sort of price for it would also count.

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>>13873940
>"Sue" is a term originally used
inb4 but language changes

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>>13873946
You can't act like there's no grounds for concern there, though.

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>>13873931
>personality trait
It's more of an overall species trait. While there's probably a few that avoid it, GENERALLY the population of Wurms tends to be astoundingly single-minded, just like dragons are greedy, ushi-oni are rapemonsters, centaurs are proud, etc.

>>13873946
To be fair, mind control a shit. It's why nobody like Matango, or Kumiho.

>>13873939
I don't know, never being able to touch or relax around your loved ones would suck.

>>13873940
See, >>13873953's definition is closer to what a Sue is.

>>13873956
Yeah, but when you try to use it in the same way as it was before when the definition has changed things get a bit weird.

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>>13873946
>implying they have to look all that hard when it comes to mindflayers

kek

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>>13873942
>Cock rampage!
I now image this happens every time someone pops a raging mushroom.

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>>13873967
>It's why nobody like Kumiho.

No, I'm fairly sure it has more to do with the rips you open and feasts on your innards thing.

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>>13873964
But it seems really fucking stupid to take something you don't like about a girl and blow it up so you can cry about how monstergirls are shit and mean.

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>>13873946
>Mindflayer
Meh, I like them. Then again I tend to assume that the abilities of MGE girls won't be used for the most imaginably nefarious purposes.

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>>13873976
I don't care what you think honestly, mind control and brainwashing are shit, and I will refer to it as such.

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>>13873940
If you look at recent sues, they all have tiny flaws to make them relatable, which aren't really flaws in the grand scheme of things. I.E. Onii-sama's lack of 'emotion'. So I'm not sure your cut and dry definition is applicable anymore.

>>13873953
Your secondary traits such as
> outshines the original core cast even to the point that the canon characters look up to, fall in love with, or rely on said character.

>Secondly, it is a character that is loved by everyone for no reason, or loved despite the bullshit they do, or otherwise hated by strawmen antagonists who have no real reason to hate the Sue. Winning all the time without paying some sort of price for it would also count.

Aren't really applicable due to it being an encyclopedia entry. there is no set story as such to look at such qualities. As such I suppose the word itself is slightly off, but it gets the point across well enough. As for them being based off strength, of course not. The Wurm as it stands is stupid strong, but that's offset by it being simply stupid, giving it even average intelligence put it up there in the sue tiers, at the least, in relation to other wurms.

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>>13873977
Problem is, people here always like to imagine the worst possible scenario involving a monstergirls powers.

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>>13873984
>If you look at recent sues, they all have tiny flaws to make them relatable, which aren't really flaws in the grand scheme of things.
I'd say the Wurms other flaws more than make up for it, and it's not like what's being proposed would take them up to superhuman level, just, you know, 'competent' level of intelligence.

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>>13873986
Bright Hammer Paradox.

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>>13873986
I'm trying to think of a scenario where 'strips away all your memories and desires other than sex' is a good thing. Maybe if you had a SPECTACULARLY shitty life and were incredibly unmotivated.

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>>13873992
Yeah but with even competent level of intelligence, what they can do with what they have increases greatly.

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>>13873984
>The Wurm as it stands is stupid strong, but that's offset by it being simply stupid, giving it even average intelligence put it up there in the sue tiers, at the least, in relation to other wurms.
Not everyone is balanced against everyone else. Some people are just better at things than others.

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>>13873998
Or take it for what it is: hyperbole.

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>>13874007
>Some people are just better at things than others.
Yeah sure, but if they're better outside the bounds of reason for no reason, that's a sue. You don't take a fundamentally stupid species and go
>Nuh uh, mines actually smart!
Unless you wanna make a sue.

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>>13874002
It doesn't remove their primary flaws (singlemindedness, lack of manipulators, landbound and vulnerable to deep water, zero social skills and lack of education), it just gives them more agency and more ability to do interesting things other than fuck and eat -- and given what the threadcanon for Wurms is, eating is kind of suspect with the retard level they were at.

>>13874008
Given that 'strips away all of your desire for things other than sex' is a listed property of demonic energy already and the source material they're based off of, I'm inclined to believe it's not hyperbole. It's the mind control fetish monster.

[Anonymous No.]

D-d-did someone say HORSE GIRL_?

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>>13874013
Well then come up with a reason. Maybe their father took some pride in their education. Perhaps their genes mixed right to provide a good balance for mental growth. Perhaps she simply likes being able to put food in her mouth without getting it everywhere. What you said originally was that a Wurm being smarter than retarded at all was sue level.

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>>13874022
Cerea is the loveliest girl.
I need more art of her in knight armor.

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>>13874022
Is that vector a WIP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874022
More like worst girl

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>>13874022
I want horse pussy to leave.

Even if I do think she's the least shit one.

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>>13874002
And like other monsters what they'd want to do is look for a husband and bump uglies with him. So as someone mentioned above with regular dragons, they'd still be beholden to their base instincts, but with only cocklust instead of greed and cocklust.

It's not like you get some Bond villain by not making them drooling retards that are barely cognitive enough not to shit themselves.

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>>13874016
You can't really be singleminded and intelligent. Intelligence itself is mental flexibility. You can be stubborn, sure. As for landbound, I'm not sure about calling it a disadvantage, and you pulled the deep water vulnerability out your ass. zero social skills is situational as is a lack of education. Unless you assume every wurm ever has only lived in a cave.

>>13874023
>What you said originally was that a Wurm being smarter than retarded at all was sue level.
No reason was given so I assumed you had none. Besides it was a poor, hyperbolic post. Didn't think I was entering into anything big. Of course if you give it a reason and you explain it compellingly, it calls out of the sue criteria.

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>>13874022
Cerea a cute, but Rachnee a best

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>>13874042
Na but if you're in a party and your average worm can only to the head bang to people and you give her the intelligence to punch, you've opened up a whole new avenue of bullshit. Which is what I'm getting at.

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>>13874047
>You can't really be singleminded and intelligent.
Sure you can. You just have laserlike focus that you can't easily drop. Obsessions develop even among smart people, anon.

>As for landbound, I'm not sure about calling it a disadvantage
When you require ground to move, that's a potential problem. It's not like she can build a boat or swim very well.
>and you pulled the deep water vulnerability out your ass
Swimming in a suit of armor would be hard. Swimming in a suit of armor that you can't take off would be much harder, while you weigh roughly a thousand pounds.
>zero social skills is situational as is a lack of education.
Situational? Maybe. But they're focused on getting a man and eating, not really so much on social skills.
>Unless you assume every wurm ever has only lived in a cave.
They have little desire to do otherwise. It fits their needs. A smarter Wurm might light the cave up with torches, but they'd still live in a cave since it's easier for them than moving into an apartment and getting a job.

>>13874058
>Na but if you're in a party and your average worm can only to the head bang to people and you give her the intelligence to punch, you've opened up a whole new avenue of bullshit.
Being able to punch people is bullshit? She's still a slightly stupider than average wurm. It's not like she's turned into a supervillain.

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>>13874048
I like the solo lewds the girls are getting.

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>>13874071
The ones from the online game? Because the album covers for the character songs aren't particularly lewd. Rachnee and Mero are probably the lewdest album covers, and I suppose an argument could be made for Miia and Papi's as well.
Also do you have an uncensored version of that pic?

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>>13874077
>Also do you have an uncensored version of that pic?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51613255

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>>13874058
Minimal step up in utilizing one's capabilities is bullshit now?

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>>13874022

I don't especially like Centaurs, but Cerea is incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874086
Thanks, bro. Rachnee somehow manages to almost always get the best porn out of the entire cast.

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>>13874071
I'd impregnate her and take responsibility

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>>13874070
>Swimming in a suit of armor would be hard.
Not with her insane strength. She'd just need to hold her breath,

>When you require ground to move, that's a potential problem. It's not like she can build a boat or swim very well.
Fair

>Sure you can. You just have laserlike focus that you can't easily drop. Obsessions develop even among smart people, anon.
I suppose.

>>13874070
>>13874093
>niggers not respecting the versatility of a punch
It's the difference between having a mounted cannon, to having a handgun.

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>>13874058
>Wurms are too stupid to swing their claws at things

Wow. See, this is why threadcanon and/or your headcanon is just bullshit.

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>>13874109
>Not with her insane strength. She'd just need to hold her breath
She'd still sink like a rock. Water snakes only work because they're small and light and fast enough to push themselves to the top of the water. A Wurm would be too large and heavy for that and you can't hold your breath forever.


>It's the difference between having a mounted cannon, to having a handgun.
And? It's not like she's suddenly any more unstoppable train monster because she's learned something.

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>>13874109
>>13874116
Can't you guys just fuck off already?

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>>13874113
It's just an example of what intelligence can do for such a powerful creature.

>>13874116
There are tactics you can use for a thing that can only launch itself forwards and use its head like a battering ram, much less when it can move and punch you. Scale that up to whatever smarts you wanna set a wurm at.

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>>13874022
I don't even like centaurs, but Cerea melts my heart.

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>>13874022
No, I said HORSE PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874022
People on /a/ aren't nice to Cerea at all.
They're not nice to any girl in general, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Living Dolls ingest ara ara cakes?

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>>13874120
>people are debating monsters in a relatively civil matter in the /mgt/ thread!
Well, we could start calling each other faggots if you wanted and remarking on how stupid we are. Or, we could talk about Monster Waifu #532 for the nineteenth time where nothing new is said.

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>>13874129
>They're not nice to any girl in general, actually.
The same could be said for this place, but we shit on a lot of girls in comparison to the few in EMG.

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>>13874129
The only ones that I see people liking in general are Papi, Suu, Rachnee, Tio, and occasionally Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874129
They are nice to everyone but Miia and Cerea

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>>13874121
>An example of what intelligence
No, that's what anything, at any level of mental function, could do.

People are saying that Wurms are just unintelligent. They are simple-minded. They know what they want, and can THINK enough to get it. They'd know how to use their limbs, they'd know how to move, they'd know how to DO THINGS.

But you are steadfastly arguing that they are complete vegetables. Not even retarded any more, you seem to genuinely think that Wurms MUST be entirely without any kind of brain or anything resembling mental faculty.

Please, just fuck off with YOUR stupidity.

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>>13874132
If they do, they'd look like a Sailor Moon villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874132
If I can give it to a lich than yes.
Yes they can

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>>13874146
>I can't into hyperbole
It was just an easy to understand example.
Fine, it's the difference between running headfirst into a trap, and being able to quickly and accurately predict and detect it before hand.

Are you happy? Did that makes sense to you? Do you feel embarrassed at being incapable at gleaning even this much?

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>>13874152
A Sailor Moon villain with big titties, ass, and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874132
Good luck, little Doll. I've been practicing my own creepy emotionless stare alot since I was a child. I did so much that I actually developed a permanent natural frown on my face

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>>13874162
And a wurm would just stampede right through the trap, because there's very little for them to be concerned about, so they just simple-mindedly charge straight through it.

That doesn't make them mind-numb, drooling retards.

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>>13874166
I'll take two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874166
Fighting against a team of familiars in sailor outfits.

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>>13874172
So you make a trap to halt/kill even a wurm. You have some convenient Wurmite at hand, I don't fucking know, that's not the point. The point is what could be an effective method and likely your last is ineffective on a character which now inexplicably has enough intelligence to thwart it.

Also you're the only one gunning this drooling retard angle. I already said I think they'd have to have enough smarts and self efficiency to survive to breed.

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>>13874162
Or you could just be equating ignoring hazards that can't get through their natural defenses with obliviousness. You also seem to have this idea that everything has to work on some kind of carefully balanced RPG-like system where everything is hard slotted into narrow categories and the slightest deviation is breaking the rules.

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>>13874194
>You also seem to have this idea that everything has to work on some kind of carefully balanced RPG-like system where everything is hard slotted into narrow categories and the slightest deviation is breaking the rules.
Dunno where you're pulling that from, but accurately assessing danger is part of intelligence, and something a wurm likely can't do.

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>>13874188
You're the one who seems to be continuously insisting that they lack any kind of mental faculty. If you've accepted that they're simply un-intelligent, but do have the capacity to function in everyday life, then why the hell're you still arguing at all?

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>>13874188
>Wurm avoids traps
For gods sake, their one noted mental characteristic is being so single minded they run through WALLS.

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>>13874177
>team of familiars in sailor outfits

Too adorable for my poor heart.

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>>13874216
I dunno. You keep saying things that I disagree with. I've lost the point of this whole thing. It got resolved at some point, I think. It started because called intelligent wurms 'just because' mary sues

>>13874223
Yeah, which is removed if you give them average or above average intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_%28folklore%29#Characteristics

So Alps are actually furries?

[Anonymous No.]

>It's that time of the week again
>You'd visit more often but laws say otherwise
>Through convoluted subways packed to the gills that spill men women and everything else when open
>You find yourself at the front desk of one of the largest hospitals in the area
>You say your name to the disinterested Sahuagin, and she grants you a tag and room number
>Past the wards and sterile hallways lies her, or what remains of her
>She and you were supposed to have afuture and family together
>You thought you and your Savior Complex would be enough to help her from harming anyone else
>You thought wrong, oh so terribly wrong
>With one mauling she was carted away and you were frobidden frm seeing her on to prevent a violent outburst
>You snap out of your daydream and spot her cell
>Behind a foot thick wall of clear steel belies your former fiancé
>Her good behavior gave her internet privileges, on an tablet
>At least that's what you assume, because she was staring at you like a hawk
>Her black feathers weren't frayed and torn
>Part of you thought that she was gettig better
>Part of you thinks it's just so she wouldn't look bad in front of you
>You pull up a chair and begin to speak into the mic on your tag
>Nothing important, just some job and hobby related things and other pointless tangents
>She nods along with a quaint smile, with a hint of envy
>As you make your leave you almost forgot to do one thing
>Placing your hand on the screen, she pats her wing too
>And you leave, trying to convince yourself that she'll be out better
>Even when it often feels like she'd rather break free and disappear with you than be 'fixed'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874230
At this point I can only laugh at how we're having a definitely pointless argument on the intelligence of fictional entities, when our own clearly leaves much to be desired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874177
Familiars need Elin thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874236
The really interesting thing is that the traditional depiction of an Alp is more similar to KC's Nightmare.

So why is his Alp a Genderswapped Incubus I wonder?

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>>13874230
>yeah, which is removed if you give them above average intelligence.
I'd retort that, but I'm fascinated as to how on earth you could possibly have reached that conclusion. It boggles the mind. You can have laser like focus and trust in your harder than steel scales while not being retarded.

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>>13874236
>The alp is often associated with vampires because it will drink blood from the nipples of men and young children
>It may change into a cat, pig, dog, snake or a small white butterfly
>The alp also possesses an "evil eye" whose gaze will inflict illness and misfortune.
Alps are utter shit even in folklore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874250
Fuck you faggot, Alp is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874236
Yes, so are hellhounds, werewolves, nekomata ect.
Assclown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874244

Alp is another word for Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874259
>Likes Alps
>Calls others faggots

HOH HOH HOH

QUIT BEING FUCKING GAY SON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874264
>liking girls is gay
Not falling for that one again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874237
More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874270
Please don't start this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874264
Him being a faggot does not exclude you from also being one, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874270
The only gimmick alps have is that they were men who turned into succubi.

You could've literally picked any other succubi subspecies with all kinds of traits they have except for not having been biologically male in the past, but you chose alps.

You have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874281
See >>13874275

[Anonymous No.]

Toxic love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874285
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874285
Damn, that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874285
>Slaanesh
Nope. I'm good with having just one dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874291
No it's not.

She can literally grow dicks.

It's canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874281
>biologically male in the past
You mean like a lot of monster were before the DL took over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874281
>The only gimmick alps have is that they were men who turned into succubi.
You can't even say that Alps are specifically succubi these days. They would have been better off in a World Guide as some section on genderbending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874301
Thousands of years into the past, which'd mean that many of those now monstergirls have multiple descendents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874299
>worried about dicks
She could grow stuff you couldn't even imagine in your worst nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874291

You do realize that Slaanesh is basically the Demon Lord on an entire universe's supply of cocaine and speed, right?

She'd turn you into a writhing ball of dicks and vaginas faster than you could blink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874303
Neither can I say Leanan Sidhe are Succubi, but MGE says so, so I don't know what argument I have against that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874301
Well, for most monsters that's not a problem as they have a maximum lifespan. You'd really need to worry about dragons, the undead, and maybe some magician monsters, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874308
Centuries actually, but your point remains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874301
No, Monstergirls were just monsters before the DL took over.

Alps started to appear after mamono mana started being a thing, turning actual human men into Alps. Alps were never monsters, they were never there when it all started. They started being a thing because faggots wanted dicks in their asses.

No excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874285
>Time shall compress. All existence denied.

Wrong character, I know, but still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874308
Sure, but there's godda be some out there still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874310
>You do realize that Slaanesh is basically the Demon Lord on an entire universe's supply of cocaine and speed
I would not be interested otherwise.
The Eldar are just pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874319
REALLY OLD and terrifying dragons. Some Pharaohs and Liches. That's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874315
And even then the male monsters wouldn't fuck/get fucked by human men because they obviously couldn't reproduce that way, which makes the homosexual background exclusive to Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13871981
I would use the locker rooms at stores where Kitsunes shop and try to find a Waifu. After that I would be slightly safer but not from her. Although I would enjoy being wrapped in tails and teased while I'm trying on clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874319
In really low numbers, just like Alps.

Also, Alps are bound to have a low population since there really isn't a reason to go homo when sexy monsterwimmens are around.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a bigamous relationship with a Rusalka and a Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874303
There is a section in a World Guide on Genderbending. And yes, it does primarily elaborate upon Alps, how they're not specifically succubi, etc. etc., and details on others such as Skeletons.

Which just makes your point all the more valid. I guess KC wanted to introduce the concept via the profile, before elaborating in the World Guide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874324
>Liches
And all the other types of undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874330
At least you'll die happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873660

They beat to gain them, not domestic violence type stuff. And you can beat them too so I don't know. what's up everyone's asses. An amazon will always try to emasculate you, if you're an ogre's bitch you have no one to blame but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874329
>there really isn't a reason to go homo
True, but people still do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874336
Technically he won't die since Rusalka's tears will heal him every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874341
I meant the blood, no the tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874338
>Human boys are either encourage to fuck human girls in order to increase human population or get charmed by monstergirls
>Impossible to go homo
Unless they spend too much time with other boys or with male father figures, going homo could be considered a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874071
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wrestle with a Jinko like she's a big house cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874346
>spending time with a father figure makes you gay
How many shekels did they offer you? I have to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874335
Given the power tier of many of them, it's like that the majority of male Undead prior to the Succubus DL would have just become Undead Incubi, with the very rare Alp. Those who were already wed to another undead at least, I should think.

Meanwhile Zombies and Skeletons wouldn't really have the sense of mind to be much affected by the change...which leaves Ghouls.

>Be a Male Ghoul in the Era of the Old Demon Lord
>UnLife is good. Have cognition, immortality, and can chow down on all the stupid humans to wander around your domain
>UnLife as a mid-tier Undead is Good indeed.
>Succubus Takes Over
>Suddenly a chick
>Grow back more flesh in certain areas
>Actually pretty curvy
>Still have a taste for meat. So not all bad.
>Weird, but you'll get used to it, right?
>Oh, there's some poor dumb human, time for lu-
>W-Wait, don't want to bite him?
>Draw to the...meat, between his legs
>Oh god what's happening.
Life as a Ghoul in the era of the Old Demon Lord not so good anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874350
Rude! They are majestic beasts, not to be treated like mere pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874355
I'm sure there are some very playful Jinko out there! They just don't show it in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873871
I want to stay bundled up in bed with a yeti on a winter day
http://i.imgur.com/rVPhjpo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874353
>Undead prior to the Succubus DL would have just become Undead Incubi
Assumption, unless you have some source how it was supposed to go down. As it is, undead being the only ones who transformed into incubi sounds more like something made up to support your assertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874355
>not treating her like a pet
I am filled with both disgust and pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874353
Undead were probably used as easily replenishable fodder weren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874366
>Treating a sentient being with her own emotions and goals as a simple pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874376
Nigger do you know what we are? We're humans, if you live in our planet and you WILL be conquered. Try to resist and you'll be ERADICATED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874376
>goals
Sucking dick all day isn't a goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874380
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874381
It's a goal I'd happily help her reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874376
I'm not treating my waifu as a pet! I acknowledge that she is a very noble person, and I love her! I just want to wrestle/cuddle sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872243
Cheshire cat. Holy fuck that's going to be strange. At least she'll laugh with me as I repeatedly talk to myself about "sacrificing Bob Johnson for the greater good." If worst comes to worst, I could throw her off by telling her I would love to passionately kiss her as we interlock our hands under the covers of our bed before having gentle sex to start a loving family. As revenge she'll give me a body switch potion so I can feel how hot that made her. THE JOKE IS ON HER, BECAUSE NOW MY CREW HAS A COOPERATIVE CHESHIRE CAT TO FILM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874380
She's practically human in her mindset, not to mention the little detail about slavery being wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874396
>not to mention the little detail about slavery being wrong

You should tell that to the traitors, I don't think they know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874396
You laughing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874369
Skeletons and Zombies at least, of course. High-tier undead still would've been high-tier undead.

>>13874364
Less an assumption and more an educated guess. Since Undeads wouldn't be the only ones turning into Incubi, as we know at the very least Dwarves and Elves do, being counted as "Near Human" species. We had a discussion on this a while back, and I think at the very least Vampires might count under that too. Given that there's traditionally a large culture behind vampires in any setting, it seems reasonable to assume such would be present here. Thus I'd conclude that, at the very least, Married Male Vampires might've been spared genderswapping in the MGE when the Succubus DL took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874393
>slavery being wrong.
It still exists though, and in more ways that you can imagine. We're not good at diplomacy with potential adversaries that have as much chance to exterminate us as we have to them.

We either conquer or erase the unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874359
It's all fun and games until you have 200+ pounds of playful giant kitty in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874355
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874380
Humanity also gets fucked in the ass constantly for doing stupid shit, and what does this have to do with some faggy pet-play fetish anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874400
You're forgetting that alping can even be stopped if you want it bad enough/are. married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874406
Then it's just fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874237
>>13874273
Sure.

>The afternoons alone where the most melancholy
>You have your fun with internet shout matches and streams
>You even enjoy yourself losing matches when your team is being braindead
>Then you remember that she's still there
>And if you try anything funny you'll make things worse
>So you make a few calls
>It's a grand a session so you make the most of it
>With your signature and the recommendations of her doctors you hire one of the best mindflayers in the business
>The next week's visitation comes by in a flash
>Your Tengu waifu is now delighted to see you
>But sees HER
>You try to calm her down before security comes in and puts her away further from society
>The Mindflayer doesn't even mind, and proceeds to bind her
>She attempts to claw, bite and break her neck with her wing flaps
>No such luck with how restrained she was
>Then the two tentacles made their way into her ears
>Like turning off a switch your fiancé's writhing stops
>The Mindflayer 's coos and sighs are mixed with her suggestions
>This session and a few others cost a few, but bit by bit your waifu has lessened her violent tendencies
>She still would have to be monitored but given a few more months she would be free
>The day of reckoning has arrived
>All she has to do is see a women get close to you and NOT try to harm her now or ever
>To be sure a lich patented intent detector was on her wrist
>An Ant doctor crawls up to you, hugging you and joking around
>Your waifu is mad, but not anything malicious
>It's done, she can go home now
>She can't stop cuddling up to you even when you're trying to keep your eyes on the road
>Everything goes smoothly
>Then your daughter is hatched
>Then she goes to school
>Then you find a boy trapped in her closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874380
Ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874405
It's a shame that humanity would collectively panic and try to destroy monstergirls if they 2017'd into existence. It's the reason we get traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874412
>Humanity also gets fucked in the ass constantly for doing stupid shit

You mean for real, or in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874412
Hey, I never said I was into petplay. I just want to wrestle with a buff tiger waifu. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to Bully an Oni by hiding her weights and by having the only means of finding them is through a series of Riddles through her house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874418
Yeah, it sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874420
Nothing wrong at all.
Which makes me wonder how the whole HFY thing came into the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874428
Because /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874415
>Then you find a boy trapped in her closet
Oooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874428
Faggots like to jerk off to how great humanity is AND faggots like to jerk off to how terrible humanity is, when in reality 'Humanity' is just a muddling pile of people trying to get along as best as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874415
>Crazy tengu waifu

Not sure how I feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874428
Because he wasn't being chained up, with a ball gag in his mouth, which has offended a certain group which shall go unnamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874418
>It's a shame that humanity would collectively panic and try to destroy monstergirls
I think that's what's so scary about living in the boons of the US. Sure, they could easily defend major urban areas, but there's so many small, scattered towns right next to untamed wilderness that, should they choose to strike those targets first, the monstergirls could easily raise an army large enough to overwhelm the military, if the military tries to avoid collateral and doesn't bomb the shit out of itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874393
I figured a Cheshire documentary would mostly consist of shaky cam footage of the crew chasing the cat around or interacting with her while she's talking to them in rhymes and riddles either from off screen or while invisible.
And of course Bob getting raped somewhere along the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872753
>You will never have something similar happen, but with spellcasting.
>You will never teach a Lich all there is to know about swarming villains with undead and forming the bones of skeletons together to form an undead dragon and catch people off guard.
>You will never be close to death when she visits you for the last time as your friend, now an extremely accomplished hero leading a kingdom of undead.
>She will never give you eternal life as a male Lich, allowing you to help her lead an empire of good undead.
>She will never make sure your body looks like it did in your prime, to help you make up for the years of heroics you missed after your injury.It'll help her ride you harder than you thought possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874435
Hey, I'm into femdom (though I do like soft vanilla snuggles sometimes), but I'm not one of the people who hates maledom. Your kinks are your kinks and I won't judge you for them unless they're really horrendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874443
>Spellcasting
>Sex end
Boring

[Anonymous No.]

I want to flip off a dragon girl from my dragon mount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874443
copout

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874445
>really horrendous
For a tolerant individual such as yourself, I worry what that might entail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874449
>fly-by flippin'
What are you? Some sort of lower-class minion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874457
Don't believe his lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874449
>>13874447
It's only boring until you realize she acts like a /tg/ wizard. Pic related is what she does to her enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874443
That sounds absolutely heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes a Lamia so possessive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874467
No anon, I'm ready to believe/support any lie, as long as it serves my purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874449
>Flipping off other girls with your waifu
I mean, sure, but why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874470
Cool stories by Bro & Bro Inc.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never help a Zombie/Mummy girl ascend to Wighthood/Pharaohdom by training them and teaching them to be "A true hero."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874460
>dragon mount
>low class anything

Who said I was flying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874442
It probably would. The post I made was a really ideal scenario, especially given how Cheshires like to troll people. I'd like to see how she reacts to someone who both wants to stay fully human and enjoys her teasing. If she said something like the example her encyclopedia page gives, I would probably agree. That could throw her off. Bob will escape because she'll go for me instead. Final part of the documentary is PoV sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874486
>walking with your dragon mount
That's like pushing your bike downhill. What are you even doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874474
Probably the fact that they usually live in their own caves and lairs all of their lives and haven't interacted with humans often.

In that regard, you can imagine a lamia might be as socially inept and dependant upon the one they choose as their husband as mothgirl was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874481
Are Mummies actually able to evolve into Pharaohs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874494
I honestly don't know, odds are, probably not.
Still, the thought is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874477
No, I mean riding an actual dragon, and flipping off dragon girls, while sipping dragon tea, wearing dragon scale armor, and showing off my sick dragon tattoos, as I ride by. Not a monstergirl, a real bona fide, hero status if you slay one, dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874494
Given that Pharaoh seems exclusive to the Pharaohs of Old and their descendants, blessed by the Gods to have Rulership over Man and Monster, I should think not.

I dunno, maybe you could get a Pharaoh to "Bless" a Worthy Mummy, "Adopt" her, in a way, something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874474
Centuries off butthurt over the Pharaohs haveing everything they doesn't. So when one finally gets a hubby, nobody will pry him even from her cold, dead hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874470
How do people even play D&D? I mean, do they organize their games online or some shit or do they play actual board games? If so, how'd they plan all this shit without the other team overhearing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874494
No, Pharaohs are hand picked by the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874493
>tfw no giant grapesnake titties to milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874481
How can they be heroes if they're not even real human beans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874503
Dragon Girls in the MGE are capable of transforming back and forth between MG and True Dragon, and can be ridden by those who defeat them and prove themselves worthy.

But sure, let's pull back for a moment, assume non-MG, some kinda setting or whatever where Dragon Girls are something totally different, maybe the result of breeding between Dragons and Humanoid Species, whatever.

I ask again, why exactly flip off a Dragon Girl while going by on your mount?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874516
>She was a human bean once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874507
Well, usually it's "The players vs The DM".

Also, it's less planning, and more "Pushing the rules and the DM to their absolute limit, like an asshole".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874507
You can play both online and in person, and two group games usually keep both groups separate. Either they'll play in different rooms or on different days. If the people playing are sportsmanlike and don't take winning too seriously neither group will know what the other is saying IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874494
You have to give it a Sun Stone to evolve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874521
Dragon Girls in the MGE are capable of transforming back and forth between MG and True Dragon, and can be ridden by those who defeat them and prove themselves worthy.

I know.

> why exactly flip off a Dragon Girl while going by on your mount?

Why not?________________

[Anonymous No.]

So since Apophises (Apophi?) in canon are soldiers/assassins created specifically to dethrone pharoahs, why don't people talk more about fit Apophis soldiers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874516
He's not too far off with Wights, though.
I think it said something like Wights are born from the corpses of heroes.

Which would make for an interesting story about a Zombie trying to become a hero to attain Wightdom.
You know, like Hercules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874528
>>13874494

Guys...
People who died in cold places can mummify

Icy cold mummies who grab you to leech your heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874539
>Wights are born from the corpses of heroes
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874537
What would comprise an Apophis' military aside from converted Lamias?
>>13874545
Female heroes/nobles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874543
Stahp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874537
Too busy graping them in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874537
>soldiers/assassins
I always saw them more as schemers, controllers and masterminds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874539
>>13874545
Yeah, when asked about it, KC said it was likely that a Heroine who died, having sufficient magical power, may well become a Wight or Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874537
Because they are not common soldiers, they are more like super villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874537
Apophis sword dancers?
Apophis ninjas?
Apophis assassins wielding claw weapons like fucking Vega?

I can go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874551
The MGE entry says that Apophises were created as adversaries of the Pharoah by "God". I'm assuming they're referring to the Fallen God, but who knows. The point is, my guess is that Apophises don't command the army, but carry out orders.
>>13874557
The article takes great care to mention the effects of Apophis venom on Pharaohs, so I thought that they got into the fighting and action themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874552
Can you see her?
Purple blue skin and the worn rags of a jacket? He arms outstretched as she hungers for your warmth?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of...

...girls with only one eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874585
Headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874567
>Apophis Sword Dancers
Yes. This. More of the this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874585
Remove monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874022
Horse Pussy the Best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874585
They're all right.
Not as monstergirlish as what I'm looking for, but you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874585
They're pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874432
>>13874434

>You're not sure how to respond
>But first you untie the boy, same bindings just like her mother
"Fret not son, she's just a little possessive is all. Now let's get you the hell out of here before she finds out."
>You escort him downstairs but are body blocked by your daughter
>Judging by the excess makeup she's going through her "Am I pretty?" phase
>"Daddy stop, I love this boy and we're going to consummate!"
>You give a hard stare, and she buckles under the pressure
>You could see hear getting her crocodile tears ready, so you make a break for it
>Like an Indian taxi driver you weave past traffic to get the boy back to his house
>When getting ther you were apologizing profusely to his parents
>As you made yiur way back, your waifu was pouting at you, reading from her tablet while taking small peaks at you
"What did I do wrong? She could have been arrested for kidnapping."
>"Kidnapping is only considered illegal if intercourse is not involved."
"But still is under the Underage Laws."
>"By laws state that when two are of similar age they are exempt and are treated as adults"
"But he wasn't willing at all, you should've looked at the fear in his eyes."
>"So?"
"So? I'm not going to have our daughter be a mom yet, she hasn't even gotten to college yet."
>That shut her up, considering that she did spend her school time studying for college
>"Fine, I'll go explain to her why that's wrong. It's not like I want grandkids or anything, I just wanted to teach her how to have a relationship-"
"You haven't taken your pill today yet?"
>"They taste like salted coins"
"Fine, I'll feed you them if that makes you feel better"
>Her mood lightens up tremendously
>"Why yes it would make me feel better."
>What's with her and being hand fed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874574
Their entry also takes great care to point out they can create loyal Lamia servants from human women with their bite. That's like instant minions, right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874591
Miyabi a cute

[Anonymous No.]

I love Wurms. I wanna fuck the rape out of one and make her my perfect waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874603
I like this so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874591
Pretty cute. Would betray to the Pharaoh she's trying to topple in exchange for getting to keep her as my pet once she and any minions are subdued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874612
>fuck the rape out of one
...I'm not sure that's how things like that work anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874612
I prefer vanilla dragons, but I certainly understand your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874618
It's right in their profile, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to gather a bunch of Wonderland monsters together and play American McGee's Alice with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874582
>arms outstretched

The only thing that would make this better is if she was your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874612
>fuck the rape out of one
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874616
She's going to hate you you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874644
>that color scheme
>that underboob
8.5/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874624
Honestly, I love all Dragon types. Wurms are just my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874591
>You will never be friends with a chuuni Apophis who believes she has the soul of the Darkness Viper Apep within her veins
>She will never develop her own sword style based on Arabian sword dancing
>She will never encourage read: force you to be her rival and sparring partner, eventually developing a romantic interest in you

>You will never be friends with an Apophis who actually does have the soul of Apep in her blood, bred through generations of eugenics in order to overthrow the Pharaoh
>She will never explain that she doesn't want whatever her family has in store for her, and just wants to live a normal life, as a normal lamia
>You will never take her far away from the kingdom as you can, enduring days upon days of torment in the desert to find a new home for her to live in, with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874644
Urge to munch feathery bush rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874635
>tfw no lithe, grey-furred Cheshire Cat Girl who says things like "Every journey begins with a first step, trite but true, even here!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874595
At being the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874645
>>13874618

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874646
Wouldn't be fun otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874652
Easily the best monster family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874657
>chuuni

Dropped. Gonna hang out with the Thalia Thundencunts and be popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874659
>tfw no albino Jabberwock girl who wears Victorian outfits covered in clockwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874665
Can't wait wait for anon to get dependant to her poison and controlled against his will. Just for the irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874652
I can't choose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874602

I want to kill Billhooks for starting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874667
Eh, by and large, I like more Undead more. Dragons definitely a close second in my books though.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>Wrong colors

Oh well, at least it was a nice practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874677
The thought of this makes my dick hard. Drawfags, where you at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874667
Easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874707
WHOA, I need the base image for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874695
Me too anon. Me too. Is it so wrong to want both?

>>13874707
Oh my, this is a very good thing you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874700
Eye eye like it.
>>13874707
You could just continue on from that point and give them both "2P" colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874681
>thinking Apophis venom is addictive
>thinking I'd let her bite me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874704
But anon, what about Draco Liches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874715

see >>13873592

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874723
Dat thigh gap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874709
>tfw Mono will never make a vanilla dragon one
Oh well, at least that one exists.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons a shit. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874734
True, but it's one of the few we have.
Anons can't be choosers.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13874719
Yeah, but I already deleted it when I was told wrong colors. Oh well, I can start again later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874636
Cute sister
Patty-cakes a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874723
Old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874723
As close to a perfect entity as I can conceive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874740
You seem upset friend. Here, have a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874745
Ah, no problem then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874749
Literally, I would imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874752
That is some adorable crayon work right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874758
Quite so. Especially any that might have died of natural causes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874752
Roar!

So fierce!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874752
Fukkin saved, simplicity is a beautiful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874708
>tfw no crazed inventor Mad Hatter who likes building stuff with old gears and clock pieces, and built mechanical replacement limbs for her Dormouse and March Hare friends who lost them
>tfw no chuuni Alice who collects weapons and thinks she's some kind of badass warrior girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874772
Anon please. Mein cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874770
Sometimes, simple is best, I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>YBA's setting backstory
That's spookily close to my headcanon for a gate/MGC scenario. Except his version of first contact doesn't have enough warcrimes, nearly apocalyptic use of WMDs and magic, and human infighting for an afterparty war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874644
>archeopteryx
>coloured feathers
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874769
>You'll never have your dragon daughteru roaring at you
>You'll never pretend to be beating by her fierce attack
>You'll never cuddle her afterwards

Well, I've made myself sad. And I have no one else to blame

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874766
She must've been pretty gud if death hate to come get her himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874285
WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE 50 SHADES OF DICK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874790
>*beaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874790
>Your dragon daughteru will never play with your neighbor's daughterus that are conveniently all the other species of dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874752
All that's missing is a blushing guy standing behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874808
I wonder what games they would play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874808
>They have the most chuuni battles you've seen.
>They've given themselves fantasy names like 'Deathscale' and 'Firefury'
>They LARP with the boys on the street, who dress up as knights, wizards, rogues etc.
>You try not to let them see you laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874813
Boy capturing contests where whoever captures the most wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874539
>Which would make for an interesting story about a Zombie trying to become a hero to attain Wightdom.

>"Waarm!"
>"N-No! Don't hug the ignis! Don't hug it!!"

>"Huugs!"
>"No! Not hugs! Stabs! Oh for fuck sake I swear if you go and hug at dra- Jesus Christ."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874773
>tfw they'll never switch off all the power in your house and scare the hell out of you while chuckling quietly to themselves in creepy voices
"We're all mad here, anon... ufufu~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874818
I hope not, I don't want this brought up at the town hall meeting AGAIN...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874813
What would happen if you give a Living Doll to a Dragon.

Will she have fun learning about sex wiht her own personal teacher?

Will she eat it, since it's supposed to be a higher level monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874821
Now that's just spooky. I demand cuddles as recompense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874817
Someone get the video camera, that's too goddamn adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874830
Don't eat your toys kid, what the hell?

Just toss it on the hoard, like everything else you own.
>tfw your dragon daughteru questions the validity of shelves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13866312
Fuck, now I need more. Does he make it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874830
>Get your dragon daughteru a Living Doll one day
>Walk into her room sometime later
>Find the Living Doll instructing your Daughteru in the finer points of self-pleasure
>Which your daughteru is of course practicing at that moment
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874831
Don't worry, your chuuni Alice friend will fight them all off with her light plastic, so as not to hurt anybody Vorpal Blade!
Even though your Dormouse friend has a mechanical leg and your March Hare friend has a mechanical arm, they take great care that your fingers don't get pinched in their clockwork during snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874847
Quietly leave, I ain't getting into that business with my daughter, that's the wife's territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874847
Apologize for not knocking first, like some dense harem asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874847
Help them out. Give the Doll a good, thorough dicking while daughteru watches and sees a little taste of what I have in store for her. Then dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874835
>Boy playing as a Wizard is swaddled in his Lich Mom's Necromancer Robes, he stumbles as he tries not to trip up on it while carrying an oversized tome with a tormented face on it, which he found in his Mom's study.
>Boy playing as a Paladin gets called back home by his strict Paladin parents who scold him for playing with Monster Girls.
>Boy playing as a Rogue is in a heated argument with the Red Dragon Girl about how she claims the only way she was able to steal from the mighty 'FireFury' is if he cheated.

Kids these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874850
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874820
I was thinking more along the lines of a Zombie who can still function as a human, but suffers from severe Pharaoh's Leg Syndrome.

>"Come on, kid! If you can't keep up with the Coach, you're not gonna keep up with the Champ."
>During her 5km jog with you, her leg breaks off at the ankle, and she falls over
>This is the 3rd time this month she has had her leg fall off
>You'll have to get the Lich doctor to sow it back up again
>You pick her up and postpone the training
>Again
>Despite the Zombie girl's protests that she can keep going

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>>13874861
>Rogue
>cheating
I fail to see her problem. If anything, he's doing it right.

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>>13874850
>chuuni Alice
immersion broken. No Alice has the mental capacity to be chuuni. Or energetic. Or love. She's too busy being broken from the rivers of cum sloshing around in her womb after the brutal gangrape.

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>>13874867
That's the point, isn't it

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>>13874861
What an adorable bunch of kids for my daughteru to play with.

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>>13874861
Poor Paladin kid

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>>13874869
I would hope so, that kid has potential.

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>>13874867
That's what he said, but you know how Dragons can get sometime, just too prideful to admit defeat.

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>>13874868
Forgets it all happened and wakes up the next morning panicking about the sloshing, cum stuffed belly she suddenly, to her at least, acquired

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>>13874878
>thighs each as wide as her waist
Fuck anatomy. That Anatomy is made for fuck. Fuck it. Anatomy. Fuck.

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>>13874860
Lewd.

>>13874859
Well, how kind of you. What would you do when your daughteru can't look you in the eye afterwards?

>>13874858
What if you didn't have a wife in this situaion?

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>>13874878
Kids are gonna be kids I guess. We should be glad they're playing outside at all.

Most other kids prefer their Mamono Stations, or whatever they're called...

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>>13869269
>What do you guys think is the absolute worst threadcanon?
That cheshires can teleport.

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>>13874882
>What would you do when your daughteru can't look you in the eye afterwards?
Keep doing stupid shit like sneaking up in front of her and forcing eye contact, follow her around and bug the shit out of her until she forgets her shame in either laughter or annoyance. Then piggy back her to her mother so they can sort that shit out.

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>>13873177
In a scale of one to ten, yes.

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>>13874885
Wiinus
XXXBox
Rapestation

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>>13874903
>Fucksphere

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>>13874880
Struggles to put on a dress so she can find 'Onii-chan', the guy who set it up, and ask if she's sick or something.

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>>13874903
Bah, back in my day, we only had one of those.

It had 2 bits and was made of wood.

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>>13874897
And what if, after leaving her with her mother to sort things out you then came to your bedroom that night to find your daughteru and waifu naked, your waifu laid back with the daughteru on top of her, and both their bare, dripping snatches point towards you enticingly?

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>>13874908
>Fuckulus Rift
>Stemen

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>>13873177
Like the ones on Heaven Airways?

I have to admit, leaning out into the aisle to watch that perfectly shaped, round angel butt barely contained by a short white miniskirt makes the flight go by quickly.

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>>13874917
Careful, I hear that if they catch you staring they'll sit on your lap and ask if you like it.

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>>13874913
I have a very serious talk with my wife about her values, and my own boundaries.

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>>13874913
I'm not dicking the daughteru

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>>13874913
They are both banished into the time-out zone.

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>>13874925
I hope there's a menu for sexual services.

"Tonight's service is a choice of a topless lapdance, or seated fellatio!"

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>>13874927
GAY!

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>>13874927
And if your wife is able to give a more convincing talk for her own perspective on things?

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>>13874022
>>13874034
>>13874661

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>>13874937
>you ask for the in-flight special
>she proceeds to ride you until you cum
>she teases you and forces you to keep quiet, because what would happen if all these nice people saw you two getting kinky in public, for the Chief God's sake?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you guys like some Medusa.

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>>13874937
>Topless lapdance
>Seated fellatio
Both sound fantastic.
>There's a small disclaimer on the sexual services menu that those who partake are expected to take the servicing stewardess off the plane with them
>Also as a bonus, free air fare for a year

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>>13874952
I want a Centaur knight girl to protect me against my will!

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>>13874945
I consider it logically like a man who respects his wife's opinion, whilst my heart screams and thrashes. I've no interest in kids, especially not my own. My incestual lusts go to onee-sans and Aunts. Not downwards. Never downwards. But, sometimes sacrifices must be made, and if she really can convince me, which would like convincing an unsealed ushi-oni on a manticore and oomukade venom cocktail to -not- rape the man who just proposed to her, then I guess I deflower my daughter. Ugh.

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>>13874959
Not really, but I'm always happy to see your artwork.

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>>13874959
Absolutely. Medusa is love.

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>>13874957
>Seatbelt sign lights up mid-blowjob.
>She stops and looks at you sternly
>Roll your eyes and let out a sigh, then put your seatbelt on.
>She smiles and goes back to work.

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>>13874959
You're really good at drawing expressions.

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>>13874959
>She wears the glasses because they serve as Power Limiters
Also, nice going, Loen.
Nice to see you around again.

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>>13874896
I'm almost certain KC said they could, somewhere around the time the Cait Sith was released.

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>>13874952
No, I want Ninja pussy!

A kingdom full of Kunoichi and possibly Mantis' would be wonderful.

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>>13874959
Cute.

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>>13874952
I want to fight a centaur for the right of not dicking her.

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>>13874959
I like her fangs

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>>13874966
Well, at least you're a reasonable fellow. And what if, in turn, your eager daughteru and well-argued waifu were to compromise that she wait until she hit an age you are more comfortable with?

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>>13874959
>actually knows how to draw a proper snake

Now that's impressive.

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>>13874992
>Calling pythons proper snakes
Pythons are the gayest snakes

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>>13874952
I want to fight a centaur for the right of dicking her.

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>>13874969
>as you start to moan, she reaches up, covers your mouth, and quietly reprimands you and tells you to keep quiet

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>>13875000
What's your favourite? Gay ass Cobras?

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>>13875000
>gayest
So they suck dick real good?

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>>13875011
Is that a fucking problem?

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>>13875003
>implying she wouldn't throw her weapons to the ground and present her horsepussy, delighted someone actually wants to fuck it
>you freak

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>>13874652
>>13874624
>>13874667
>>13874709
My niggas.

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>>13875015
Now that I think about it, probably shouldn't use Loen-made pics while Loen is here.
Might get mistaken for him.

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>>13874983
Only on the condition that she try her hardest to find her own man until then, that she earnestly goes out to find her own love before returning to me. And then when I'm alone I get all self conscious and worry my heart out if my relationship with muh waifu is that bad she needs to add a third party, that I alone wasn't good enough for her, if out intimacy was worth so little, panic irrationally about' betraying' her despite the fact that she's the one who pushed this and worry if I can really break my promise to her that she's the only one for me.

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>>13875014
I know an Alp who has a pet python

It makes sense really

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>>13875015
What a stupid flashy hood. What are they trying to prove? Talk about special snakeflakes.

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>>13875021
Not the full experience, but works for me.

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>>13875025
I don't think so, not with the older ones. His power has increased since then.

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>>13874952
You could post the better one.

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>>13875028
>she try her hardest to find her own man
>she actively guns for you with the tenacity of an ushi oni

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

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>>13874952
Are there still normal Horses at all in the MG world?

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>>13874973
Gonna have to give a sauce for that to count. Even if he did say that, you know he never considered it until somebody asked "can cheshires teleport?" and he said "yeah, sure, I guess."

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>>13875049
I'm not hers. I'm my wife's. Well, until she gets older I guess.

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>>13875028
And what if you then find out that your waifu has all the same self-conscious concerns that you just listed, and more, such as fearing that you may come to find sex with her alone unsatisfying next to the incestuous threesome, or just as bad if not worse, prefer your daughter alone, but that she's assisting her anyway, because she wants her daughter to be happy, more than she fears for what it may mean for her?

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>>13875055
>I'm not hers
Yet.

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>>13874952
>You will never be a paladin who protects the weak with your loyal centaur knight companion.

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>>13875055
Well, assuming your headcanon follows KC lore, mother-daughter-husbandu polygamy is very socially acceptable in Mamono-land. You gunna get time-shared or three-way'd.

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>>13875065
We's having a big, serious discussion that ends in tears and cookies and cream icecream. If it comes to a point where I have to put my foot down to protect my waifu's smile, I'll fucking do it, even if it puts my daughter in tears. She'll get over it. It's called a complex for a reason. She should find her own husbando, because as a woman she'd only ever be second to my wife. Only as a daughter can she be my number one. Lets keep it that way.

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>>13875011
Mean anon.

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>>13875092
How do these always manage to be so cute?

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>>13875092
Someone needs to put the lid back on the basket and put a brick on top of it.

THEN it would be mean.

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>>13875101
Because baby-like features are what are usually linked to cuteness.

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>>13875092
I want to take her home.

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>>13875101
They stimulate the oxytocin hormone release in your brain, making you feel compelled to place affection on them. The features they display are usual and parallel to that of children, thus using the mechanism innate in humans used for raising children.

Basically, because they are cute as fuck.

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>>13875101
>cute

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>>13875085
Socially acceptable doesn't mean that everyone's going to want to do it, anon.

>>13875087
Oh there will be tears alright. Your daughteru will go through a horrific rebellious phase in her teen years and young adulthood, the kind selfish, womanizing assholes around the world love to take advantage of. But eventually she'll meet a nice guy who helps her snap out of it, coming to terms with her feelings, forgiving you for her years of perceived slights, leading to a nice father-daughter friendship now that she's a proper adult.
Your waifu, for her part, will for years put forth the facade of disappointment in the choice, and worry for your daughteru, occasionally attempting to convince you she'd be well and truly fine if you saved your daughteru from a self-destructive lifestyle by loving her as you do her. But deep down, she's exceedingly happy at your conviction to her and her alone, and it'll show in ever escalating passion she displays for you in the marriage bed that is shared between the two of you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Kakuen triplets are a real handful when they pull the whole 'Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil' bullshit on you.

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>>13875126
Indeed.

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>>13875087
I think you're looking at things wrong.

Familial love isn't mutually exclusive in the traditional sense; loving someone more doesn't make you love another less. Indeed, in a well-adjusted family, someone's happiness lends itself to others in the family.

So in a setting where incest is socially acceptable (as per >>13875051 ), odds are most waifus would be more than willing to share the husbandu. After all, most loving parents worry more about their child's happiness than their own. (not that sharing the husbandu means she loses her own happiness for the daughters' or anything)

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>>13875137
>Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil

What is this from originally? Some war propaganda?

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>>13875137

Dicking while cutting off her hearing
Dicking while blindfolded
Penis tonguebrush

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>>13875132
>womanizing assholes around the world love to take advantage of.
Well isn't it a good thing that through these hard years, until she finds a nice guy, my town suddenly has all of its asshole leave or disappear. What? The paper trail leading to a gang of Usi-Onis who will kidnap and husbando targets for money? What about it?

All in all, good end.

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>>13874959
>.lessmedusaimage.jpg

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>>13875143
Don't care. A man cannot serve two masters and my heart can only learn towards one person. I'd rather not half ass it, and I can only give my all to one person. I'm a monogamyfag through and through.

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>>13875005
>flying in eros airline
>having a fine time, playing some vidya in your laptop and sipping your dew
>in the seat in front of you there is a man and his werecat wife, her little daughter peeking over her seat to watch you from time to time
>she's really well behaved, and you ask her if she wants to play some games with you
>she is ecstatic, and you both have a blast
>but oh boy that dew really went down quickly
>get up to go to the bathroom
>not even halfway there you see the line
>a line for the plane's bathroom
>entirely made of couples, some of them quite handsy on each other
>ask the angel stewardess what the hell is going on
>with a smile she explains that joining the mile high club was so popular among mgs the airline offers a mhc membership and promotes having sex on the bathrooms
>grumbling, you ask if there is a bathroom free for people that actually have to use it
>the angel guides you past the line to a bathroom that has just been abandoned by a blushing holst and her boyfriend
>you thank the still smiling attendant and close the door
>finally, sweet relief
>just as you are finishing up, you hear the door open
>you don't have time to say "occupied" before it shuts again
>you feel two small, furry paws hug your back
>"u-um, the wing lady told me that you said that-"
>oh no
>"a-and i never had someone say that to me so-"
>chief god help me
>"-p-please be gentle!"
>an hour later, you come out with the kitten shyly cluching your hand and smiling
>you hear thunderous applause as you walk back to your seat, some hooting and congratulating your partner
>her mom is tearing up, and her father is deeply touched as well
>he gives you a manly hug and welcomes you to the family
>the captain herself presents you with a bouquet and your membership card to the club
>the angel is still fucking smiling

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>>13875175
ILikeIt.gif

Loli Cats are cute.

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>>13875137
I want to have a foursome with Kakuen triplets!

I'm gonna spank their asses raw!

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>>13875175
Such is life. I'd love to get forcefully husbando'd by a Werekitten.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls on a Plane is something that definitely needs be explored more...

I'mma stick it on my to-do list. After the Angel in the Hot Springs tho...

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>>13875175
Perfetto.

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>>13875175
I'd punch that fucking kid.

I want to take a piss, not fuck some random kid.

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>>13875204
But anon! What if she's into watersports?

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>>13875204
>I want to take a piss, not fuck some random kid.

Well, that's basically the entire MGE setting, except maybe replacing kid with your preferred strike zone (girl, woman, CC).

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>>13875175
Well, there are worse things than being loved by a werekitten. Pretty acceptable, as far as how things could have turned out.

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>>13875209
Nope, fuck no.

I'm pissing in that toilet and that's that.

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>>13875203
Purffecto

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>>13875216
HAH! Gayyyyyy!

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>>13875217
Dammit, now I'm kicking myself for not doing that.

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>>13875218
I ain't fucking no goddamn kid.

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>>13875144
Religious creed. "Don't be influenced by dickery" basically.

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>>13874952
I want to ride along her back, being her long range archer companion.

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>>13875175
>the father hugs you
>after you deflowered his daughter, technically in front of a bunch of strangers

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>>13875209
I'm including it. If I write this thing out, I'm including that.

>>13875237
It's astounding what people will acclimate to...

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>>13875237
This is what happens when a society embraces casual sex with everyone.

Monster girls make everything fucked up.

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>>13875237
The idea of possesive fathers doesn't really fit in a society where women initiate sex anon

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>>13875237
Don't worry, MAMONO MANA means that you'll be entirely okay with it. A few years down the road, you'll start forcing your own kid onto strangers too.

I bet monster towns are full of monstergirls and incubus husbands advertising how hot and fuckable their daughters are.

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>>13875241
>spoiler
You make me happy anon. Glad I'm not the only one who wants to bring a little kink to these threads. Nothing overly /d/ tier though, just a little extra.

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>>13875244
It wouldn't even be anything special anymore, it'd be on par with a fucking high five.

A high five that feels really good.

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>>13875237
Monstergirl+human society has far different standards and values than our society.

Not that I mind of course.

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>>13875241
>If I write this thing out, I'm including that.

Oh please do write it!

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>>13875250
Oh I don't know about that anon, I'd say after a year or three of sex every single fucking day you'd get pretty burnt out on it.

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>>13875246
It does in a society where fathers fuck their daughterus with zero backlash.

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>>13875175
The fuck is all this crazy bullshit

How did it go from just having fun with videogames with a kid to having sex with her? Goddamn every fucking time you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875260
>The fuck is all this crazy bullshit
Consensual sex.

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>>13875241
You can fuck off.

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>>13875257
So then what? Settle in with a weresheep and a holst and start a farm?

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>>13875260
such is life in eros airlines

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>>13875272
I think after a year or two of non-stop sex with monster girls I'd just pack my bags and move to somewhere with no monster girls for a nice change of pace.

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>>13875260
>Stop liking what I don't like!!

Seriously. If you hate it that's find, but don't be a shitposter and start demanding other people can't do things you hate either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875241
That's just as bad as scat and you know it, Trachyon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875273
>>13875267
Fuck this, I'm taking the normal airlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875279
I'm not Trachyon.

Big fan though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875278
>Stop disliking what I like!

Same applies to you m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875286
Zhana?

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>>13875281
Still going to happen unless you take Paladin airlines.

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>>13875247
>Hey there sailor! You look like a man who misses home. How about you step inside and I have my wife make you a home cooked meal? After, you can work it off by vigorously fucking my daughter. Just look at these gazongas, I'm sure your big, strong hands would have no trouble hefting these
>Don't listen to that fool, succubus pussy is better than any other, you'll be cumming like a broken faucet. A big strapping guy like you must have some good genes, don't waste them on bringing another cow to this planet, make some superior daughters, then fuck them too, nothing like pure bloodlines to make strong monsters you can be proud of
>Now back the fuck off, if you had any sense, you'd tell him to fuck my daughter, you know echidnas can make every kind of monster, so no matter what came out, it would be great, so come on son, fuck my daughter, right in the pussy!

Yay?

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>>13875279
Nah anon, that's ridiculous. It's kinky, not disgustingly purge-tier.

>>13875281
>yfw that is the normal airlines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875299
>>13875293
Then I'm taking the Human-Only Airlines. At least they have some quality service.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hop on my shoggoth computer and shitpost on shoggothchan! I want shoggothchan to be nothing but my posts and posts made by my shoggoth saying how much she loves me, while requesting I shitpost harder because she enjoys the feeling of my fingers on her keyboard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875279
>shitpost on shoggothchan!
see anon, >>13875306 THIS is a scat fetishist. disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875305
Still going to happen, monster girls always find a way to take complete control over your life and make you into something you don't want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
Too cuck for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875292
There's one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875293
>Paladin airlines
>segregated by sex
>the only available entertainment are sermons by the onboard priests
>bread and water for dinner
>some weirdo in armor sitting next to you rants the entire trip about sluts and purging sluts
yeah thanks, i'll take my chances getting raped by a kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
Fuck that. My daughterus are ALL MINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
I get that the mg world revolves around sex and procreation, but I really think only the poorest and desperate fathers would pull this kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875287
I'm not sure I follow. I wasn't telling anyone to stop enjoying things I hate. Except shitposting, in which case I think the entire thread would agree you can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875305
Good luck not ending on a plane with an infiltrated monstergirl with a dark matter bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875309
Do you even know what that word means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875306
>shitposting
>better than sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875309
Don't use words you don't know the meaning to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875237
Welcome to the MGE. It only gets worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
>Whoring your daughter out
This is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875313
>bread and water
But anon, man can't live on bread alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875317
All I said is that I didn't like it. I never said he should stop doing it or whatever.

So you can fuck off yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875314
You're my negro.

>>13875315
an alp/matango's father

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
This is wrong at so many levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875315
It sounds like something out of the archaic times where fathers would try to parlay their daughters for live stock, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
Truly disgusting. Nobody in their right mind would do this to their poor daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875299
>It's kinky, not disgustingly purge-tier.
I don't know, man, pissing on people seems pretty purge-tier to me. Then again, I'm not one of the people that would bitch about it if it were included, so it doesn't matter all that much.

>>13875308
>make you into something you don't want to be.
That would be pretty hard, considering Incubi don't physically change and I don't give a fuck about society at large. Kiki, please no. I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875325
Don't you mean better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874603
>>13874614

>You take a red and white capsule and bring out your hand
>And she responds in kind
>By playing around with your palm and fingers with her cheeks and tongue
>Before FINALLY taking it down
>She finds it fun
>You not so much
>You don't like to stay there like a statue
>So you take some water and give her some straight from your mouth
>A couple sharp gulps and she's already finding your legs to be worth clinging on
>You pick her up and drag her back to your room and begin the nightly session of cuddly snuggle
>Oh why must she have such soft and pliable body?
>At least your walls are soundproof by your request
>Disability money is so good
>Your daughter is at it again next afternoon
>But this time it's the same boy stuck in a niche too deep for her to drag him out
>So she decided to wait him out with music, external batteries and snacks
>You decide to watch her, if this kid keeps getting caught by her you're gonna get sick wasting gas to take him home
>You could see every bag and bottle be tossed in a bin
>Impressive that she hasn't looked away from him
>Even more so to the guy for not falling for her feints
>As you decided to turn away
>You heard the distinct sound of a swooping wingset
>The boy made a break, and ran for the hills, screaming for help
>Everyone else went on their merry way
>He almost hid into a tunnel before your daughter got his shoulders by her talons, mumbling about trying the things mommy told her
>Time to cowboy and be the cockblock
>Get rope, get lasso, bring her down
>Boy thanks you again
"Get caught one more time and I walk away"
>He gets it
>Daughteru mad as hell
"If you were as good as mom you would've gotten him before he hid, so don't get mad at me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875295
The only man who gets to fuck my daughteru is the man who wins her heart and treats her right.
Preferably her childhood friend. That boy's good for her. Now if only he'd stop being so dense and ask her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875338
>I'm not one of the people that would bitch about it if it were included
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

I dare any monstergirl to touch me on a plane. I fucking dare them with my amazon waifu sitting next to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875333
>visiting a danty shitty town for a rest
>some poor man with a missing leg tries to sell you his crippled daughter who looks she hasn't eaten in weeks.

I seriously don't know what I'd say to him.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub monster girl horns! Clean them! Make them shine!

[Anonymous No.]

You act as if you've never pimped out your sisters/been pimped out by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875346
I would, however, likely disregard anything the author did for a long while, since if they included something like that, god knows what else they would. Definitely wouldn't just try and shit things up though. Shit makes no sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875343
This is getting good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875351
Nigger my sister is 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875344
>Supporting Childhood Friend Romances
Now you're a father I can support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875348
How crippled we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875343
>"If you were as good as mom you would've gotten him before he hid, so don't get mad at me."
ooooh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875347
>Somebody touches you on the plane
>Your Amazon waifu's face when it's Bane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875359
Scarred, missing an eye, half bald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875357
And? My childhood friend lost her VC at ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875354
As much as it pains me, I fully understand that. I've been trying to restrain myself from getting too /d/ with my own writing so I don't get run off the thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875351
>Being pimped out by your monstergirl onee-san to her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875366
But we're like 10 years apart! Sure we're close, but that just seems a bit weird to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a monstergirl childhood friend who grows up with you and ends up seeing you as an older brother rather than a love interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875370
Honestly, this would be a nice change of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875365
>bald
Is she human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875349
I want stroke a Weresheeps horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875368
>You'll never be lovingly dominated by your monstergirl onee-san and her friends during the full moon.
This is a weird feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875368
Yep, it's not so bad. I hated her asking for details after though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875374
No, just one of those monstergirls with a head of hair, like a centaur or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875378
I've always wondered how the fucking shit their clothes and hair work. She looks like she's wearing latex under her fur for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875368
It could happen to anyone!
It could happen to YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzsFDVhy304&t=2m35s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875354
>>13875367
Y'know, I'd say "I don't go too /d/ in my writing", but if I'm perfectly honest I've plenty of ideas which likely would qualify, I just have just as many mostly vanilla stories I'd want to write first that I haven't gotten to anyway, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875380
>All her friends actually want you
>As lover
>She's just there to see who's worthy of being in the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875293
>Brave warriors of Paladin Airlines, we inform you that we found ahead a land filled with monsters! We will now proceed to crash and extermine the filthy creatures. Please use your seatbelt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875390
Yeah, I'm trying to do all my tamer ideas first too. So far it's worked out pretty well because I get like 2 new ideas with every story I finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875367
Yeah, I figured. Assuming you are who I'm guessing, you still have some wiggleroom left, I would think. I wont bring names into this though, lest people have a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396
Oh my fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875386
I'm going to pretend you said lizardgirl or alice, and yeah, I'll buy her. I'll show her lots of love and affection. All three kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875392
>Onee-san lays behind you and holds you down while covering your mouth.
>While her friends take turns riding you.
>It ends with all of them deciding to share you and your onee-san letting each of them get at your mouth to steal a kiss.
>She walks out and the rest of the night is spent having sex with her friends as they violate every inch of your body with love and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396
Paladin Airlines is kawaii as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396
What's that on the top left compartment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396
That got a laugh outta me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875406
Various Paladin weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875400
I'm sure I'm not being subtle at all, heh. I've never seen people take things as far as I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875404
>That
>love and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396
>Paladins shouting shit like "JUSTICE!" and "DEUS VULT" randomly inside the plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875404
Shit I already wasted the pic >>13875408

>>13875419
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ride a centaur backwards through the streets, while slapping her rump and singing like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MoZzLvflxU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396
>this to the tune of Ave Maria
oh god, my ribs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875420
And the one allahu akbar guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875404
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875430
Paladins come from all walks of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875404
>It ends with all of them deciding to share
Nah, I want them to compete for it, and to have only one winner. Or maybe two, but no more.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your country/county/people have a war cry like Deus Vult anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875444
Yeah.

Dio vuole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875414
you better watch yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875444
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875343
Whatever will happen I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875444
Yes.

It sounds pretty bad in english though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875378
I want to grab her fluff and jerk off into it while maintaining eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875414
How far have you taken it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875451
You're Italian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875467
You'd fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875474
>not being a pro at fap race

You underestimate my power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875473
I moved to Kaneda when I was like 10, but yes.

Now lets talk about montergirls again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875469
God, I can't think of anything to say that wouldn't give me away. Bondage? Lewd outfits? Lolis? I feel like I've already said too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Dropping a new caption. http://imgur.com/xDcbpUT
I'd ask the typical "would you?", but that seems a bit too obvious. So, your next question is:
What is the furthest out of your comfort zone you would go for your waifu (I.E., if she were a masochist who liked strangulation, would you do it)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875478
Quicksilver?

Did love that Kiki story. Lookin' forward to more Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875478
Quicksilver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
My only hard limits are cuckoldry, and ear sex.

I'd likely push all other limits of my comfort zone if she really wanted me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
Pretty much anything as long as it's not scat, vomit, blood, or anything humiliating/psychologically hurtful. Nothing that can leave lasting damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
Gore and scat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875483
>>13875484
You got me. If I ever do post anything /d/, it'll go straight to pastebin though. Not even sure if I'd link it here if it were super deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
I wouldn't hurt her even if she asked me to do it so no masochism. Also no humiliation, petplay or anything like that. A girl acting extremelly submissive is a turn off for me.

And of course things that almost everybody agrees like scat, vomit, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875495
Oh, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
I hate to hurt others, so no hardcore masochist stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875396
>had a nightmare a few days ago
>flying me and my pops plane around
>suddenly flat spin
>wake up being "taken care of by lamias"
>i'm deathly afraid of snakes
Best/Worst nightmare I've had in a while.

>>13875444
Faugh a Ballagh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875498
It isn't schlock like futadick analvore is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875414
Yeah, it hasn't touched on the few things that I would stop following for quite yet, but it could, with some of it. Here's hoping it doesn't. Or if it does, you use a different name and post on /d/ or something. Not much more I could do but stop paying attention for a while though. Either way, as is you're still alright with as far as you've gone.

>>13875480
I agree with >>13875488

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875502
>tfw seldom have cool dreams

It's always everyday life then something extra bad happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875495
why would they crash themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875444
"REMEMBER THE ALAMO"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875508
God no. You'll probably never see futa or vore or crazy over-the-top shit from me. That being said, the things I would write about would probably trigger the autists pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875513
I rarely do have cool dreams, that one just stood out. I remember going into maximum panic as I started to flat spin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875511
I get it. I'm glad people here at least like SOMETHING I've done, I know it's silly to assume everybody will like everything I write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
I'd be willing to do A LOT to her, although I abhor guro and torture. I'd just do it in a way where I won't damage her permanently. Some monstergirls could let you get away with a lot of stuff. I'd have no problem beating her, could go as far as chopping off a finger, if I could safely reattach it. Cutting her is also okay, so long as they're superficial, and I must tend to her after. Drowning, chocking are also fine. No more than that. If we're talking physical only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875498
>>13875517
I like your stuff and would want to read it. Guess I'd just have to keep an eye on your pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875517
You already have one foot in the grave, so stuff like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875517
Well, as long as you don't touch on things like NTR, full on futa/yuri, scat, mutilation, etc, I would keep reading. Things like that though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875529
>full on futa

What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW the well is dry on ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875529
>Putting yuri together with futa
Well, not him, but you'd hate me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875533
Woman has a dick instead of only half a dick or something.

Also I'm entirely okay with most of this shit as long as it gets a warning beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
>What is the furthest out of your comfort zone you would go for your waifu
A lot further than I'd like to admit after going to ganmareis pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875533
You really got to ask?
>spoiler

Stay away from those if you value your place here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875536
How about a paladin that travels with a centaur knight doing good deeds and protecting the weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875539
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875533
Full futa is when they have both sets of genitalia, including testicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875524
>You'll never give her a hug instead of strangling her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875539
>half a dick

Great, now I'm curious as to what you mean. Also

>woman
>dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875536
Lustria
Yandere Jabberwock Onee-san
Proper Gnoll story
Werebat Onee-san sleep-rape
Oppai loli Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875549
Thank you, finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875536
How about NEET monstergirls pooling their money together so they can buy a hooker for a night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875539
No, no. Any dick on a "woman" is futa, but I was trying to exclude certain other things that I don't really care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875536

Moth-chan gets 'mired at the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875536
Anon as pro player in rapeball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875526
Yep, I may drop a hint from time to time if I'm feeling really ballsy. I don't really fancy posting under another name, or even on /d/ for that matter. From my experiences there, they take a lot of stuff seriously that I don't really care for.

>>13875528
More bondage (Long-term, consensual loving bondage)
Urethral play (maybe catheters?)
Pegging
Diapers (Nothing goes into them except MAYBE pee.)
Please be gentle.

>>13875529
Nope, definitely none of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875539
Begone deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
Oh yeah you can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
>Spoilers
Personally, I'm fine with all of that, except the last one. Even if nothing's being done with them, it just seems...weird to me. But to each their own. Doesn't do anything for me personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875539
Hermaphrodites aren't chicks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
>Number 2 and 4

Anon c'mon man. 3 and 1 are okay though.

I guess you're balanced enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
Most of that sounds terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
>second spoiler
Sure
Nope
May you die screaming in agony as you're raped with a chainsaw
This is just, bizzare to me, not repellent but, just, why?
No, you know where you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
Don't ever mention again the two last spoilers. Well, the third is fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
Alright, I guess it's relatively safe to keep reading your stuff then. It would be sad if you fell to the ones I listed though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
Isn't number 3 actually a big part of sex with Scylla/Krakens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
>4
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
You could make the bondage not so consensual, and definitely should scrap the fuck out of the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875583
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875583
Well meme'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
Gore
Scat
Pegging

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875569
>>13875570
>>13875573
>>13875574
>>13875576
>>13875577
>>13875578
>>13875583
>>13875584
>>13875585
Welp. At least you guys can be sure you'll never see any of that here. Just my usual stuff for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
>2,3

Congratulations on your attempts to become the next negabob I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875591
>Scat
Wait, who is your waifu? Is she small? She is not a centaur, right? God, the mess..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875596
Good.
>>13875597
Anon pls, he hasn't done anything yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875599
>God, the mess..
Hey now, I'm all for non-sexual shittery. Centaur poop cannons are right up my alley.

In fact, monstergirl world Mongol Empire was probably full of centaurs that launch their shit into castles to spread disease and terror instead of using the heads of victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875601
Sure as fuck will be his fate if he fucks up that hard, especially since he's been with us long enough to know those are fatal sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875603
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875603
>centaurs that launch their shit into castles to spread disease

Would mamono mana even allow that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875597
>>13875601
>>13875604
I undertsand you all are wary of shitbags disrupting the thread which is why I'm just going to keep that kind of stuff fairly hidden. You'll never see me greentext or advertise that stuff here, that's for sure. I probably shouldn't even have said anything, but it's too late for that. I just hope you'll still go one enjoying my normal stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875609
Oh no anon, now you've fucked up.

Kill yourself, it's the only way to fix this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
Shotafication
Nursing handjobs
Arm binding

I guess I'm pretty vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875609
Just as long as you know.

But we'll be watching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875563
Fuck off straight to /d/ and take your terrible fetishes with you.

>Inb4 he starts trying to push "Muh silent majority" like Fujoshit-kun did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875596
That's fine. Just remember to make a note of things if you do write them and don't post them here. Like you did with your doll story at first. Hell, I might even read half the things you listed completely willingly if I know what I'm getting into.

[Anonymous No.]

>where this thread is right now

jesus christ you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875609
Oh, I'm not mad with you. As I said, you haven't done anything and you leaving would be a terrible lost for us. Just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875618
It'll blow over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875616
Calm down, as has been said, he hasn't done anything nor will he, here at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875611
>>13875615
>>13875616
>>13875617
>>13875619
Yeah, I figured. I'm not going to push anything, nor am I going to defend myself with bullshit. I know that not everybody likes that stuff, so you'll never see it here. It won't be all I do either and I'm not going to leave, the vast majority of my fetishes are vanilla/pretty tame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875480
Did anyone else hhhnngh as hard as I did at this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875609
You're disrupting the thread right now.

That said, just write what you want, then post it here, and put warnings on it if there's stuff that the "we're so puritanical about our monster fucking that we wouldn't be out of place in a Monthy Python skit" crowd may riot over.

You don't need to care about what people think about you or what is "allowed" in these threads, you know. As long as it doesn't break board rules, it goes in, even if we'll boo the shit out you afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875625
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875622
I wrote that and posted it before I hit "Update"
I felt really stupid afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875629
This is some finely crafted bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875625
Do you know just how I feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875624
Fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875629
>even if we'll boo the shit out you afterwards.
I'd really like to avoid that though, but I'll go to bed now. Goodnight anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875625
I did but I still think her head is too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875609
Don't call someone autists with your name on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875624
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875624
I don't forgive you. Everyone can like what they like, but you are different, you're known. Say you start writing for /d/, you'll just bring them here, even if not your intention, because a)you're good, b)people who like you will want to see where you come from, to see if they find more stuff they like. Whati s it with writefags and self destruction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875629
>even if we'll boo the shit out you afterwards.
It's not like that's even a given, seeing how a certain writefag has done sounding, pegging and scat without a shitstorm. Seems like it's more about the personalities involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875635
No, it is what I think. You can write whatever kind of bullshit you want, as long as you don't mind the Bob treatment afterwards. This "I don't like fetish X so I'm going to claim it isn't allowed and whine like a bitch whenever it pops up" shit needs to stop.

But enough of this. Let's talk about monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875657
He just said he wasn't going to write for /d/ though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875665
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875528
Good going you, you made one of our writefags go kill himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875678
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be the cabin boy to a loving MG pirate captain
>you will never get knocked out during a treasure hunt on domestic soil, gain amnesia, and get signed onto the royal navy
>your former pirate captain will never become a wrathful force of nature and do everything in her power to ensure that you return to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875657
Are you that guy who calls Loen a traitor for drawing EMG on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875645
I wouldn't worry too much about this man, once this thread is over, stuff will probably go right back to normal. As normal as it'll be, we'll always remember though.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more smut with minotaurs. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875669
>Thinking this thread will ever change
>BenderLaughing.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875669
>As long as it doesn't break board rules, it goes in

You re just begging for trouble with this. Know what doesn't break board rules? NTR Just as an example, but imagine if everyone that likes it used that to justify it and that crowd started pouring in, the firestorms of /a/ will seem like a candle in the breeze compared to what would come.

>This "I don't like fetish X so I'm going to claim it isn't allowed and whine like a bitch whenever it pops up" shit needs to stop.

And people in Hell want absolution and a frozen room. Doesn't mean they'll get them.

Hinezumi has the best clothes of all the monsters. Followed by Dark Priest, then Valkyries, either version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875698
Yeah, I totally want more of the same shit about some bishe getting his pelvis smashed and dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875702
>Hinezumi has the best clothes of all the monsters
I disagree with the others, but I agree with this. Love them Chinese Fightin' Dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875698
I wish that guy that was doing that minotaur bully/yandere holst mom thing would actually do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875678
>I made him kill himself

He was the one itching to tell us about his fetishes, when he knew what would happen. I accept no blame, hi undoing, if it comes, will be his own fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875712
Calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875712
There aren't even any stories like that you bug baby.

And if you acknowledge that as the status quo for whatever reason, why no write it yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875712
You got any of those? Please post them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875702
>NTR
Good example. I hate the shit out of NTR, but know what? If you want to write monster NTR, you can, though you should probably put a warning on it. Then I won't read it, because don't read things I dislike out of a masochistic desire to get pissed about them.

>Hinezumi has the best clothes of all the monsters.
That's a funny way to write "dhampir".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875670
Doesn't make my statements wrong though.

>>13875688
I didn't even know that was a thing. Loen is not a drawfag I really follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875553

Define "Proper Gnoll"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875734
>30+ minute reply window
You should know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875731
>put a label

Where do you think this is, tumblr? Is this what we are now, people who give trigger warnings? HAHAHHAHAH.

I love hotpants, but classy yet sexy dress with boob windows can't be beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875733
It doesn't make them wrong, it just makes them not applicable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875536
Go to the pastebin's section of /mgg/'s unfulfilled dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875676
Must be alp. He said himself he had subtly worked monsterboys into one of his stories. That nigga gonna burn one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875633
Happens to everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875739
Actually, given how people go apeshit over certain things they read online, they basically are fitting the textbook description of being tumblr triggered.

Warnings are a good idea. If there's a warning, no one who hates it will read it. It'll save a ton of bitching and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875752
Even if they see the warnings, they'll still shitpost just so shitpost. Warnings mean nothing to autists of that caliber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875752
>It'll save a ton of bitching and shitposting.
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875757
I was actually tempted to reply saying just that, since it's true too, but there are people that just wont bother with the story at all if there is a warning, let alone stir shit up. You're both right.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got back to the thread, I sincerely hope we haven't lost one of our good writefags again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875768
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875757
>>13875762

I'm sure at least a portion of complaining comes from people going into a story expecting X but getting Y, Not all of it, but it'll at least cut down on some of it. Especially for stuff involving the more "triggering" themes around here like yuri, pegging, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875745
What tier we talking?
Dwarves and elves I'm fine with.

[Anonymous No.]

First time back on the threads since I left for GenCon. Anything fun happen in the past week, nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875768
Nah, we're good. I expect someone to try and reply to him with some stupid comment when he writes, but that's hardly surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the elemental plane and contract sylphilis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875779
Well Alp quest finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875752
This >>13875757. Better safe than full of /d/ and tumblr anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875783
Boo. Terrible. I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875779
Peny updated Ghoul, started a new story, and is planning to do a yandere one at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875776
Even if that's all, those other are unforgivable, if it was him. And MBs are a no no, no matter the caliber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874493
Is there a finished version of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875797
Well here's the thing, elves and dwarves still have males, even in KC's setting.

Now if it was a dragon or something I'd agree but I wouldn't feel at home if I couldn't get a drink at the tavern with a dwarf bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875800
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875774
>but it'll at least cut down on some of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875801
Yeah, male Elves and Dwarves are basically a given wherever you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875805
Has to be.
Can't have the elf wizard, human fighter, dwarf cleric trio without it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875801
Anon participates in class but does not follow instructions.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I start writing, I tell myself it's going to be a short one and every time it winds up being longer than the last. I didn't even write this much for my fucking term paper.

Anyway, enjoy some succuvirus everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875814
And I forgot to post the link like a ding dong.

http://pastebin.com/mM6zMXsR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875814
Is this some kind of hidden message?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875808
Come on, don't you want to adventure with a dwarven barbarian for years, saving a kingdom, and his life, and earning the hand of his daughter as a reward?

That or travel with a smart-alack elven wizard who teases his ranger sister by telling her to stop being so tsun and just bed you already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875823
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875823
I want to alp the elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875823
Not particularly especially after I got my head ripped off for this very reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875826
No, you fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875838
No you fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875814
>>13875818
Adorable.

>spoiler
I definitely know how that feels.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell monstergirls to fuck off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875823
>Wanting monsterboys in any potency

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875834
Actually possible.
KC FAQ answered that.
Although they just alp into the elf/dwarf from the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875848
I want to tell you to fuck off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875854
I want to tell the whole world to fuck off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875850
And this is just one more reason to leave them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875814
>>13875818
Always nice to get lewdcutes. How does one knock up a progarm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875849
It's dwaves and elves.
Even in the KC funbox they are still around.

Heck, in the dwarf profile they talk about their declining numbers because the male dwarves keep getting the monsterized wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875857
I want to tell your waifu to fuck off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875864
I want to fuck your daughteru while telling her to fuck off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875823
Anon fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875858
Not gay if its an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875814
>>13875818
>Someone actually made a Succuvirus story
>It's actually pretty cute.
Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875864
I want to fuck you waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875862
No one cares anon, if you want monsterboys, well, tell Fujoshit kun we don't miss him and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a Hellpup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875814
More Succuvirus is always a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875866
>>13875872
But I don't have a waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875877
Eh, whatever.
Guess it really isn't worth the shitstorm it brings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875881
I want to teach a Hellpup how to be my big spoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875881
Agreed. Falling asleep cuddling with a Hellpup would be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875814
>>13875818
>you will never impregnate a qt shortstack succuvirus
I think it's really nice to see that somebody finally wrote smut about the Succuvirus a year after its conception.
>>13875885
Dammit, I was about to post that image with the original filename I had for it intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875885
No it isn't! They do awful things! If this was Reboot, she'd rape Enzo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875893
Like a little living heating pad who nuzzles you and whimpers when you fondle her ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875893
How are these little hellbeasts so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875906
Because they're puppies, and puppies survive the harshness of the world with only one tactic: being so adorable only the Vietnamese would eat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875901
Yep. Pretty great. Tickling ones stomach and sides would be good, too.

>>13875906
Most young MGs are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875906
Because they haven't gone full smug yet. If you raise them right, they'll be your perfect switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875906
Because they're adorable and portable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875906
Because they haven't grown into being a huge cunt yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875920
>Because they're adorable and portable.
If KC ever made Hellcats of some sort, I'd totally choose them over Hellhounds since Werecats > Werewolves.

Can't you tell I'm a cat person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875901
I hope Quicksilver sees this when he wakes up, this is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875925
Hellhounds don't act cunty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875930
I'd do the same thing.

A little kitten with burning eyes and hair/tail that looks like it's on fire would be wonderful.
Especially when she starts purring in your lap and rolls around so you can rub her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875936
Oh I completely fucking disagree.

I think the only monster that's more of a cunt than a Hellhound is either an Ogre or a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875930
I'm not sure I'm a fan of catgirls. I consider myself more of a cat person than a dog person, but let's face it. Cats are assholes. Seeing those traits personified makes me think too much of 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875881
>You'll never be a Hellhound's childhood friend
>You'll never spend a summer afternoon running around and playing tag in your backyard with her.
>You'll never go inside to rest up and watch cartoons together afterwards
>Your parents will never find the two of you asleep and cuddled up together on the couch.
>You'll never keep each other company on the playground in elementary school.
>She'll never protect you from bullies and you'll never help her with her homework in high school.
>You'll never work together to get through your finals in college
>You'll never marry your Hellhound childhood friend after the two of you graduate college.
>You'll never have dozens of adorable hellpup daughterus with her.
>You'll never find your eldest daughteru cuddling her friend on the couch after playing with him all afternoon on a hot summer day.
>Like mother like daughter

It hurts anon. It hurts really fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875940
I disagree about them being a cunt, but I can see why you would think as much. At least you admit there are much, much worse ones out there, Like what you mentioned.

>>13875943
Fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

So yeah, while you were relaxing at home a motherfucking wizard showed up in front of you and gave you the option of living in a world with monstergirls. This wizard is so nice that even gave you four, yes four worlds so you can choose your favorite. Keep in mind that you will never be able to come back, though.

Before you make the choice, however, he tells you about a fifth world, if you're interested on it, but if you choose this one he won't tell you about what monstergirls you will find there until you see it by yourself. He's also grinning a lot while talking, so maybe this fifth world is not a good idea... or it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875943
Oh anon, those last two likes were too much. Muh heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
I fuck the wizard instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
Not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
I'd go 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875940
Hellhounds and manticores are nice girls that only want to give you a good time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
I pick 4, because that's where my waifu is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
Give me that hot world 2 please. Ryu, Fairy, Kraken and Ignis are all pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
I'll take a gamble on the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
I'm a gambling man, Mr Wizard. Give me the mystery world, let me explore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875960
You're not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
>World 3 has nothing but monstergirls I like
World 3 I guess. Maybe I can get lucky and get a harem of all of the World 3 girls.
Unless world 5 is Smugworld, in which case I'll take world 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
None of them look all that good. Don't even have any undead or anything even though there are more than enough to fit one in each world too. I'll pass on the current ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875971
It wasn't my intention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875898
>That was over a year ago
Holy shit. I'm still surprised people took to it like they did, I wrote that at the end of a dying thread and thought no one would notice it. Now she even has a proper story

[Anonymous No.]

Do Matango spores still get you if you're married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875980
You have a responsibility now, Mr. Nonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
>No p'orcs or hobgoblins.

Guess I'm going to world 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875985
They are deflected by the power of love.

Why the fuck would anyone live near Matango in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
Fuck it, send me to the 5th world wizard, I hope they have alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875985
Probably not, no. Unless you wind up attached to your waifu instead. I would bet on her powers not working for married men and women though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875992
Suicidal probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875971
Of course not, the truth's not a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
Give me the 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875999
Manticores and Hellhounds are shitheads, that's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
World 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
Well beggers can't be choosers, so world 2.
It has cute fairies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876002
Next thing, you'll be telling me you're into shit like loli-wurms so something equally shit.

[Anonymous No.]

If Mordor is such a scary place, how come there's no Slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876011
Nope, hate them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876011
>>13876014
You two need to be beaten up by a guy who dual-wields loli Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
>No Undead
>No Anubis
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876002
Mantocores are love and you are the only shithead here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876018
Loliwurms are for snuggling!
Not dealing 1d8 Bludgeoning damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
Fifth world!

Fuck my shit up, Wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876021
Welp, time to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876022
But anon, they think bludgeoning is fun! Almost as fun as the cuddles and headpats they get as a reward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876028
>Wurms greet each other in the wild with headbutts
Let's throw some coal in there and see if they can make diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876021
But that's wrong, they're bitches who deserve a punch to the throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875966
>>13875968
>>13875990
>>13875994
>>13876000
>>13876024
Enjoy guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876028
No!
You can't enchant loliwurms and they can't use their strength bonus if you're wielding them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
Damn, that's good world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876022
>Not dealing 1d8 Bludgeoning damage.

That's right! They do 1d8+6 damage. Because they're Wurms, so might as well be pickup trucks for how hard they hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
ayyy rekt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
Memecat is shit, but the other two are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
F-fine too, I guess...

Do I get them all at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
I'm fine with this honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876034
Edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
Well, the middle and right are acceptable at least. Mad Hatter is pretty cool, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876044
>Do I get them all at the same time?
Do you seriously think you can take three girls playing with your mind at the same time? Go ahead I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876037
They can do plenty of bludgeoning and smashing on their own anon! I have to use my sword once in awhile or she gets depressed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036

>Cheshire

Dear diary: jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a female elf warrior raised by Amazoness? Would you like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876041
Where's the plus 6 from?
I doubt a wurm counts as a +6 weapon.
They'd do more damage if you let them fight on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /mgt/

You're all going to help make 'Monster Girls: Online™'. An MMORPG where you play as a Human with over 100 classes! Adventure across dense forests, deep oceans, vast deserts, frosty mountains and more! Battling thousands of Monster Girl Species!

You're all going to come up with your own idea for a zone. From Noob zones for levels 1-10 to Endgame zones for 91-100.

What Monster Girl enemies can be found?
What's the setting?
Towns, villages, cities?
Bosses and dungeons?
Quests?
What classes thrive, and what classes will struggle to survive? (Feel free to make up classes at this point)

You can use any Monster Girls you want or come up with, but if you can't choose, you can roll one or more by clicking: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random/Mamono

Also inb4 'Maus Hills'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876055
Dammit, there were supposed to be spoilers there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876058
Only if I rape her while her sisters look on and say "Shamfur dispray!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876055
Then give her headpats and cuddles for being a good girl!
They don't need to be weapons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876058
Is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876058
I want to be a househusband to a big strong and sexy amazoness, not some stupid elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random/Mamono

>85

Roll
>Demon Lord

K then. Can I pull a SAO and finish the dungeon a bunch of floors earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876058
She's going to end raped because memes anyway, so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876066
But they like it, I tell you! Nothing brings them greater joy than seeing papa's enemies crumble beneath their tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
Got to go with number four, without any hesitations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
Yeah fuck that, no point in fooling anyone.

Every monster girl instantly defeats and rapes you no matter what you do you cannot can't win.

That's what the game will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
But I don't want to fight them. I guess I can do fetch quests and such. Well...
>Random level roll is 23
>Roll Alraune
So, a pretty low grade area. Probably a forest filled with all sorts of things like low-level Mantis and Grizzlies. I could see a lot of quests to gather honey and such. Maybe a small town on the outskirts where you can get simple gear and other things from human settlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876080
not even Pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876083
That's the spirit!

Fuck the players. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876040
>>13876057
>>13876048
>>13876045
>>13876044
>>13876043

And too late did Anon realize his folly, for there was actually only the Mindflayers amidst those dark and cavernous ruins. Though he became ignorant of this a moment later, once the wet, sickening slurp of a tentacle shooting into his ears and brain overwhelmed his senses.

But at least in his stupor, he could believe his waifu a Mad Hatter or Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876091
You know, that might be a bad end or something if I hadn't already said the Mindflayer was acceptable. Turned out better than some of the other worlds may have anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876091
It's funny because the Mindflayer was half of why I was okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
You fucked up that link anon.

It's:

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Just typing special:random will make it a regular, site-wide random roll and it will ignore the /mamono part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876091
I fucking hate Mindflayers, they fucking ruin all the fun you could have had with this shit setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876088
The waifu are saving that for their first meal after they become full fledged adventurers, that way it'll be extra special!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
I rolled Oomukade. I'm not a dashing rogue in a zone called Thick Woods, a part of the largest forest in the game for levels between 45-50. It's a small one, but there's lots of thickets and undergrowth and hollowed out trees for Oomukade to hide in. I'm on a quest to harvest their venom for reasons. And Oomukade is extremely agile and hit hard, especially with their venom. Those are all little girls though, not that I'd know it until it's too late.
Attacking too many in too short a time, or staying there to grind will trigger an even. A level 80 Oomukade, big as a house, will come up from the ground and defend her babies. This is the variant that Dragons fear. I cannot win.

There, how's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
Normally these things are fun, but this is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876083
Why so much salt all the time? Your typing style is easily recognizable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876089
Yeah I mean, why bother lying to them in the first place?

Defeating monster girls? How naive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
The Great Ironworks

An old mining town that was abandoned after the workers dug too greedily and too deeply and unleashed a powerful monster.

The town itself is in shambles, but peaceful, inhabited by Giant Ants. The mines are inhabited by zombified ants, p'orcs, and ogres who used to work the mines. Lower levels are filled with Skeletons and ghosts. The boss is a lich who sealed herself in the mines after discovering a massive vein of magic ores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876091
Happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876102
>I'm not
I'm now*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876104
He's upset that people are taking the side of the monstergirls on a monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
>Hobgoblin
She'll be an early game boss, maybe mid-to-high teens. She lives in the mountains along the trail between two cities with her goblin crew. She's rambunctious, but a bit klutzy due to her large club and breasts. She can summon goblin minions during the fight, as well as wind up for a heavy hit. The heavy hit deals triple damage, but has lower accuracy and leaves her dazed if it misses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
The Dwarven Hold of Arg'Runak
It's a city you visit before heading into the underdark zones.

You probably don't want to pick a fight with them but there's quite a few high level centurions about.
Quests are mostly "Go to X zone" but there's a quest line where you can deal with a fued coming to a head between two families.

Also has the "Too Greedily, Too Deep" event where you fight, and can try to romance, a balrog.
Druids are kinda screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876115
Oh. Maybe he should get his perpetually bleeding anus checked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876102
Sounds pretty neat.

With any luck players can group together before the Oomukade goes on her rape spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876100
Well, if they are going to be adventurers then they need to learn how to use weapons of their own.
We'll start with their fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
>Scylla
>67

A dungeon near the end parts that takes place underwater in a sunken ship. Not only do the adventurers have to watch for aquatic monstergirls, but for their air supply and skeleton pirates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
1 is the only world with a shit mg
Tough choice between 2 and 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876130
I said they fight on their own sometimes already. So far, they've rejected any weapons I've tired to give them. "But papa, our claws are much better for smashing than that silly thing!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
Welp, guess I'm going to world 5 and spending the rest of my days balls deep in a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

Did I miss anything in the last thousand posts? Don't feel like skimming it all tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876139
>Welp, guess I'm going to world 5 and spending the rest of my days with a Cheshire balls deep in me.

Fix'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876138
Hence why we start with their fists.
They've also probably never used dwarven steel before. That shit never breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876144
Skim it, you fuck. You can just look for blocks of green or links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876144
Nope, skip to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876126
I'll make a second one, too.
>Grizzly
The area I'm in is Meek Meadow, located adjacent to Maus Hills and Scrub Town, for players level 5-9. Hither there are Bunnies, lazy and non-aggressive Werecats, overly friendly Harpies who line in the few trees, some Frogs in the ponds, and, of course, The Hunny Tree. A lazy Grizz gives me the quest of obtaining hunny for her. But there are bees. This is the game's tutorial to stealth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876036
>literally all perfect girls
But why only three?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876144
A succuvirus story, Some new loen art, other stuff that doesn't matter as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876139
Didn't you know anon? There're no cheshires, only mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876147
Oh anon, that meme's dead in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
2 or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876144
Shark Girls confirmed for best kind of Mermaid.
>>13872541

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876147
You mean with tentacles in his orifices?

>>13876091

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876155
>who line
who live*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876155
Now that sounds like something right up my alley. Better to use stealth and not need to fight them, while still helping a Grizzly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876144
Not really. The best way to check for anything interesting is to just ctrl + F and search for pastebin or whatever you like reading about. That way you get the new stories and can avoid most of the dumb arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876160
Then I'll stick with my original pick of World 3 and go balls deep in an Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876147
Fuck off Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876159
>>13876164
>>13876174
Thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876177
>not just getting mindflayed to think you're in an apophis snake pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
>Monster Girl!Egypt
>Level 80 Late Game Zone
>Enemies include Mummies, Girtablilus, Arachne Sub-species, Harpy Sub-species, Mermaids and Alligator-girls
>Small towns and oasis out-posts scattered throughout a vast desert of sandy dunes
>Large city at its center
>Area lets players go down one of two distinct Alignment Routes, dividing players in the area into two factions
>Pharaoh Faction gives you access to her Palace and the aid of NPCs there-in, who will be your primary quest-givers as you aid the fight against Apophis
>Apophis Faction gives you access to her Desert Cavern, where the Corrupted NPCs within give you quests to aid in the rebellion against the Pharaoh
>Each hub area acts as the final dungeon to the opposing faction, its NPCs mini-bosses, and its leader the Final Boss
>Each faction has a quest line allowing you to recruit one of two Elementals found throughout the desert as an NPC Helper
>Pharaoh Faction gives Ignis and Sylph Quests
>Apophis Faction gives Gnome and Undine Quests
>Classes that thrive in general are Rogues, Elemental Mages, and Dancers
>Each Faction also offers up a special Elite Class to those who complete its main quest line; Solar Knight for Pharaoh; Eclipse Mage for Apophis

You can also buy a home in the relevant hub once you've joined a faction and romance one of the NPCs if you haven't had a romance prior in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876177
Heh. He thinks he can do take-backsies on the mystery box option!

I bet you think you're a clever boy for not paying for insurance until after you get into an accident, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875355
>>13875361
>>13875460
>>13875343

Sorry for the wait, got held up in math.

>She's ranting her head off in the car
>"I can't believe you did thatyouandmomdidtheexactsamethungandIdon'tgetwhyyouwon'tletmedothesame"Momy had brain problems and I held the belief I could help her. I'm not exactly sure you would do better. Now get out the car, we're home."
>Your waifu is sipping tea and watching shows about how things are made
>"Didn't get past the lasso?"
>"Mom dad keeps stopping me from the person I love!"
"Honey she's constantly kidnapping some poor sap who CLEARLY does not want anything to do with her."
>"He's just nervous and wants it deep down!"
"Of course all guys would say that after sex with a mamano."
>"Daisy, that's enough, we'll talk about this later, I want to talk a little while with your father."
>"Ugh fine, won't let me do anything..."
"You know I won't let her."
>"True, and you know what I'd do. Care for my tea?"
"Yeah sure."
>You feel immensely drowsy
"You, how?"
>"Years of drug tolerance from being in a cell"
>You wake up wrapped to a pole with an inch thick's worth of celophane wrapping
>The kid's on a sturdy metal table with a limb caught in zipties
>"Good morning baby"
"Les, dang it, what did we say about not using celophane on me."
>"You said you would let him go, so I don't see the problem. Now with this camera attached to you, we can record our daughter's deflowering! Isn't that just sublime?"
"I think people need their own privacy and between two loving people. And why do I have to be stuck with this camera?"
>"Well someone has to record, and I need to show her the ropes. She's starting to get cold feet. Oh and before you start something funny."
>She puts ductape on your mouth
>"This is going to be a family bonding experience, for all of us. Mous I'm so sorry for you being tied up, but you'll have to endure."
>You could still see his eyes roll back in pleasure as your daughter rode him all the way til the cows gone home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876185
This. I want this.

Praise Pharaoh, remove Grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876188
Honestly not a fan of the dialogue. Its confusing and almost on Alp levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876188
Yandere families are pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876202
Agreed. He's using two types of text (regular and implying) for THREE characters. Confusing as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876188
>Daisy
>tfw that's your sister's name
I'm sorry anon, muh immersion is shattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876211
Daisy is a dumb name. It just is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876187
But I did insure myself anon.
>World 3 I guess. Maybe I can get lucky and get a harem of all of the World 3 girls.

>Unless world 5 is Smugworld, in which case I'll take world 5.

World 5 turned out not to be smugworld, so world 3 it is.
Even if that doesn't work, I'll still fuck a Mindflayer until her eyes roll back in their sockets. Just no transforming me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876195
Glad somebody likes the concept. If you join Pharaoh's side, and do the right quests, which Elemental would you want to acquire? What NPC would you romance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876216
Ignis, and a cute Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876214
Tell that to my parents, I didn't choose it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to viciously assault my monster girl bully after years of abuse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876228
I grow past years of abuse and better my life despite the bullying and leave my former bully to destroy herself because of her own mistakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
>Dark Elf
Levels 25-70 can find something to do in the underground realm of the Dark Elves, an empire built around kinky BDSM aesthetics and slave-trade. Dare you enter their magical realm? If you do, you better do it legally at the border gates and keep your permits about you at all times. Illegal immigrants don't have bright futures. Being a criminal won't pay either, the town guard is armed with whips and there are pillories at every intersection. Do quests for your Dark Elf matrons, however, and you'll be handsomely rewarded. Possibility of impressing rich families with your prowess might even give you the right to sire children for their slave girls! Or maybe even their daughters!
If you really want to impress even the Elven Empress, head into the arena and face exotic beasts and out-of-favor husbands!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play hide and seek with predator-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876239
Thermal cameras are cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876239
I want to kill thugs and collect their skulls for Tina the Predator, so I can ask her out on prom night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876239
As long as she plays fair. Nothing I don't have access to, at the time, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876239
Sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876224
You need to make the most of it. Now repeat after me: Hi, I'm Daisy!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons,
Remember to give your daughteru an adequate number of head pats and don't burn down the thread.
Got $100 dollars from work, knocked out 750 words and learned my grandma's going to die in 3ish weeks.
2/3 ain't bad, hope to have 4k-6k total by weeks end.

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>>13876061
>Chochin-Obake
A unique area in that it takes place at zipangu festival. It appears in appropriate maps once a month and has various stages of progression with different shops, gear, and food buffs to buy from the stalls. To advance up the stages, you need to enter into various battle scenarios with different levels of monster girls in them. It ranges from level 1-100, though you'll need to make a very powerful raid team in order to take down the final boss, a Ryu and her shrine full of shirohebi and kitsune. It's oddly annoying because the boss and the mobs use water attacks and fire attacks respectively, making armor choice far harder if one wants to protect against those kinds of spells. Fast classes that can dodge have the advantage, though they still need to dodge rain to win.
Did I do good?
And screw you, Maus Hills is a nice area!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876256
No anon, that's too weird! Are you trying to get me to Alp into my sister or something? It won't work I tell you, she's adopted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
>Undead Kingdom
>Mid to Late Game Zone. Maybe Level 60-75
>Undead Monstergirls as enemies. Zombies, Ghouls, ect.
>Main Player Hub is a city ruled over by a family of vampires
>City has a PvP arena tied to the main questline.
>Do quests for NPCs around the city, and you'll get an invitation to the Vampire's Castle, which is a solo instance area.
>You can choose to be a champion of one of two sisters, who have both noticed you.
>One faction is a rather outgoing Dhampir, the other is her Himedere Vampire sister.
>Win battles for your faction in the PvP arena to gain affection and eventually marry the sister you chose to support.
>Unless you chose to be a champion for their mother, who sends you on solo adventures against monsters at least 10 levels above you.
>Clear all of them, and the sisters will agree to share you.
>All endings lead to a POV sex scene, because why wouldn't it with monstergirls?
>You can return every so often to get new sex scenes
>Dhampir's sex scenes are rather vanilla, other than her obsession with holding your hand.
>Himedere Vampire's scenes are Femdom oriented, often with her lovingly dominating you,
>Both of them have servants they're willing to share you with.
>Dhampir has Zombies and Liches.
>Vampire has Ghouls and Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876266
That makes it okay to bang her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876266
Did you bang your sister?
This is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876271
>>13876273
Fuck guys, she's 12 and I'm 21. No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876266
>NBR
I'm sick of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876274
Ah. I see. So you're waiting
Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876274
>she's 12
It's almost too late, hurry up and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876270
>Dhampir's sex scenes are rather vanilla, other than her obsession with holding your hand.
How lewd. I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876270
I choose the himdere vampire. I hope the walls are thin enough for her sister to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061
>Thunderbird
Well congratulations, hero! You've made it through the Amazons' tribal lands and survived the amorous Panther Girls, finally reaching the ruins of an ancient civilization! Here there be Lamias (of course there are Lamias, it's an ancient, tropical ruin) and all kinds of Alraunes with pollen that makes you horny. But that's not a challenge for a level 55 adventurer!
You reach the top of the pyramid, and discover the boss fight. Static charges prevent you from leaving the top of the pyramid, even interfering with teleportation.
Sure hope you didn't come alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876284
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876270
>Dhampir's sex scenes are rather vanilla, other than her obsession with holding your hand.
>And she has Zombies and Liches
Yes. This is the correct choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876284
Can she give me a blowjob with her tongue mouth?

Will the tongue mouth slurp up the mess and tell me it tasted delicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876276
If she grows out of being a bit of a bitch, then no comment.

>>13876280
No anon, That stuff doesn't work in real life. Lolis are a nice fantasy, but no real life girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876284
Maybe. She would be interesting to be around, but it would depend on her breeding habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876298
She wants to breed a lot anon. Won't you give her the children she desires?
It doesn't matter what you want, your pelvis is hers now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876286
Also, there are seven Thunderbird bosses in the area, each a different color. You must obtain a feather from each, but thanks to their static charge, the feather can't be removed until they're knocked out. When you have all seven, bring them to the Amazon head priestess, and you can summon Quetzalcoatl-chan for one of the toughest boss-fights in the game. Are you ready to challenge a goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872163
What is it with sharkgirls and underboob?

[Anonymous No.]

A challenger appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876315
Shark Girls have no class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876223
You mah nigga then. Very good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876321
The milk. Use the milk.

>>13876322
Hey, buddy, fuck you. Shark girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876326
>Jeleton drinks Milk!
>Jeleton's bones are now stronger! +5 Def!
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

Well Anon,
During your adventures you've found your rival, and potential love interest, temporarily turned into a loli (Christmas Cake if already a loli).
Do you ruffle her hair despite her protests?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Will-o-the-Wisp
Yes, yes I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876329
Well... I don't know... I guess I didn't think that far ahead. Still, extra defense is good.

>>13876330
>Red Oni
Been seeing a lot more of these lately. A loli red one would be cute, and definitely get ruffled hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Amazoness
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Werecat

Why is my rival a stupid fucking cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
>Sharks
>very delicate
Fucking what?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876334
>extra defense is good
If she'd been injured, she'd also have been healed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876322
>underboob
>not classy as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876338
Vulnerable to nose bops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Ignis
Yes. She is getting so many headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
May as well roll it.

>Willmaria
Ok, I would but lets get an MG

>Mothman
All the headpats.
ALL OF THEM

In unrelated news.
Hello F91, I may need to watch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Wyvern
How could I possibly resist?
Wait, she doesn't have fire breath does she? How strong is a loli wyvern? And how fast can they fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Loli Chimaera
This is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Sea Bishop
But I'd have to steal her hat to do it! So obviously I steal her hat and tablet, then ruffle her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Cheshire Cat

Am I being rused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876270
>Ghouls and Wights
>Willing to share you
And now I'm thinking about a Wight and/or Vampire riding your dick while a Ghoul sucks on your balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876344
Lower body, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876337
Sometimes your rival isn't the one you want.

You haven't answered the question though.

>>13876351
Breath is little more than matches but she's not very strong.
Don't know flight speed of an unladen wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876346
>F91
You mean you didn't watch that before Victory? Are you asking for a spanking, Manswine?

[Anonymous No.]

How fast can a Sahuagin swim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876061

The zone would close to some mountains and would be pretty arid overall. No real civilization is nearby and normal people avoid the place if they can. However on occasion you'll find a friendly Cyclops in the middle of her travels, selling weapons and other goods.

Mamono you'll encounter as enemies are Orcs, Hellhounds, Manticores and uncommonly Ignis and Gnomes. You may find a few Mamono that live in the desert wandering about too since it's close to the desert.

You may find a base home the gang of bandits lead by a Manticore and Hellhound who would serve as boss fights. They sometimes might not be in their base and instead could be wandering the region which could lead to a bad situation for the unprepared.

There wouldn't much quests except for the big one being to fight the bandit leaders. Oh and to find someone's lost dog.

Classes who attack from a distance might have a better chance at some of the enemies. Level range would be somewhere between...I guess 30-50 or so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876360
Then that wyvern is getting all the hair ruffles! And lots of raspberries on her belly! And a good soapy bath!
Hey, I'm rivals with a wyvern. I've gotta be a badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876360
>You haven't answered the question though.

No I won't ruffle her fucking hair, she can eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876355
Are you?

>>13876361
Haven't seen Victory, ZZ, F91, of the UC line.
I may be forgetting some but no, I haven't.
All my knowledge of Victory is just in passing from /m/ and SRW Alpha Gaiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876356
It needs a wight wrapping her thighs around your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876330
>Merrow
Oh I'm going to take that hat and ruffle her hair alright. I'm going to ruffle it real good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876369
>Going into F91
>Without watching the rest of UC
You sir have revived my drinking problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876369
Well F91 is something you watch before Victory. And now you know.
Also Victory's MC needs an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876185
>PvP against Pharaoh-faction and Apophis-faction members
>PvE's are pretty fun, but a lot of players find more fun in the competition against each other
>The last few quests in the game have you--REQUIRE you, even--to band together with parties of enemy faction members in 30-man raids, half composed of Pharaoh-faction members, and half-Apophis faction members.
>The final boss is Set, who hasset up the events of the game to start a war of attrition between the two factions to whittle away their numbers before she herself can destroy both of them underfoot
>And you and your raid party must defend your world against her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876369
>hasn't watched ZZ
You go do that now, boyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876379
HM?
No, I've seen Original, Zeta, 08th MS Team, Stardust memory, War in the Pocket, Char's Counter Attack, Unicorn, and Blue Eyed Casval. I was talking about the one's I haven't seen.

>>13876381
That kid seems to get all the ladies.

>>13876383
I'll try, part of the issue is that I tend to write/cook when I watch and I can't easily do that with Subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876385
Average my boy, you can't just skip ZZ. You should have watched that before CCA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876387
Yeah, I kinda goufed there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876385
I hope you've been watching it in order
Plus you should've watched ZZ before CCA and Unicorn
Especially Unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876388
To make up for it, gimme P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876388
This exists. Use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876389
Kinda.
I did
OG -> Zeta -> 83 -> 08th MS team -> CCA -> Unicorn -> War in The Pocket

>>13876390
Friday, I only work 2hours from home.

>>13876392
Thank you.

Good night for real this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876394
>OG into Zeta
>War in the pocket after Unicorn
Hold on, I need to refill my glass
OK, you did not go in order. At all

It's MSG -> 8th MS Team -> War in the Pocket -> Stardust Memory -> Zeta -> ZZ -> CCA -> Unicorn -> F91 -> Victory
Then Turn A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876396
sorry to kill your liver

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876402
Bed. Now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876396
I've never watched Turn A, did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876402
Eh it's fine. I've been drinking Coca Cola since I was a kid. Thing's probably beyond death at this point
And I watch what I drink. I'm pretty resilient but to the eyes of others it looks like a problem. So I had to "quit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876405
Ok.
The wurm is coming with me though.

>>13876408
Mustache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876411
>DBZA 49
Heh. The Wurm is yours, and well earned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876408
The Moustache

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876382
As the originator of the Egypt idea, I say this.

I LIKE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876408
Delicious brown trap

Also the moustache. And Gym. And Harry.
Mostly Harry. You can't miss Harry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876419
You CANNOT forget about Harry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876419
>>13876420
Fine, I'll watch that, too. There's been a Gundam-shaped hole in my heart for a couple months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876412
Good, its 3:45am and I need sleep.
There will be cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876423
I'll give you a word of advise if you haven't already seen UC. But you may want to watch all of UC
I mean, you can watch Turn A without watching UC. But you may want to watch all of UC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876382
Set would be a great raid boss for some Egyptian-themed expansion.

A party wipe would be catastrophic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876427
Anon, don't treat me like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876428
>YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876429
I'm sorry. Seriously, you can watch Turn A without watching all of UC, but personal recommendation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876431
Why are you assuming I haven't seen all of UC when I just explained to Average he shouldn't have skipped ZZ and that he needs to watch F91 before Victory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876428
>Set
>Quetz-chan
>Ammy
Who else should be the big boss fights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876433
Oh! Sorry, I thought you were a different person or even Average
My bad. Forget everything I said and enjoy the show!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876436
Thank you.
Apologizing to Alp must make you feel pretty emasculated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876437
Yeah, anytime
I'll admit, not really. I like to bully you Alpie, but when it comes to hobbies the feeling of introducing someone to something outweighs a lot
Besides, it's a good series. And the fact that you've seen all of UC makes me feel, well, something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876439
Something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876441
Whoa whoa not in that sense! Christ, don't make this gay damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876442
Do explain yourself, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876444
It's hard to explain. Happy? Joy? Proud? I don't know. I don't do feelings that's why I said something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13874777
>Stories literally mention numerous species of monsters extinctified by the war
>Survivors are so few even seventy five years later that magic drones and fast breeders make up most of the population
>The biggest variety is on earth because immigration is using the MGC's as protective breeding areas as much as a place to live.

How much more death do you really want man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876448
Well, you hold on to that feeling then, because I need it to channel into my writing so I can make smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876471
Try not to overwork yourself then. If you can't think of anything or you get stuck, take a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876473
I did yesterday. Isn't that enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876477
Eh, I can't really say. Are you stuck? Can you not think of anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876481
I'm easily distracted and dislike sitting down on the computer for extended periods of time when it's warm and sunny outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876485
Then take a break. If you feel like you've been sitting down at the computer for too long, get up, walk around, get something to eat, go outside, etc.
I get easily distracted too so I know how it feels. But as long as at some point you get back to it, it's fine
Say one day you don't feel like writing. Then don't. Write when you feel like it. Simple as that
Don't force yourself, Alpie. Unless you have a deadline

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876492
I don't think you understand. 15 minutes is an extended period of time for me, I hardly ever stay seated for that long if I'm not at the university and kinda have to. I HAVE to force myself to sit down so I can get actual writing done. It's not the writing that I need to force. Just the staying still bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876498
Have you tried duct tape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876504
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876498
I see. Well, in that case ignore all my moral support
But in all seriousness, write in segments then. When it comes to writing, you don't have to write everything on/in one day. Write a little bit, move on. Next day, write a little bit, move on. Rinse and repeat
Yeah, it'll take longer for chapter updates or for a chapter to even be fully written, but it's better than forcing yourself and suffering burnout in the end
Alternatively, buy some rope. Wait, no, you'd have to have someone tie you down
Alternatively, ask someone to tie you down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876508
>write in segments then
But that makes me lose focus and I always have to think about what the hell was I doing. It's best to just force myself to stay still and write a bunch in one go, like I did the day before yesterday. If I write just a little at a time, we end up with updates like with Night Terrors.
>ask someone to tie you down
Not that it's any of your business, but I can do it on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876506
Yes, it would be very amusing seeing you walk around with a chair tied to your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875951
>no shark girls

Eh, 1 will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876512
I see. You really suffer from Losing Focus, do you? In that case, I have nothing else to suggest since forcing yourself is pretty much the only and effective plan of action. I mean, I can't really think of any alternatives.
I mean, you could tie yourself down, since you apparently have that skill. And don't worry, I won't pry
Curious: Are you being sarcastic about 15 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876521
Well part of the 15 minutes bit has to do with the fact that I've got cats in the backyard who get their leashes in knots they can't untangle and I need to go help them out, but that's kind of how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875368
That's a real fuckin' shit nee-san you got there. Maybe tell her you don't fancy yourself a slut and a whore. Then lean in close and tell her that even if you did, you were her personal slut, no one else's. That should put a stop to her cucking shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876527
What of I want my sister to slut me out if I get a cut of the profits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876524
I don't know where to even begin so I'm just going to block that out entirely
But seriously, I honestly don't know what to say. I mean, forcing yourself seems like the only plausible solution. And even when I joke about tying yourself down, looking back it is an option
Even now I'm trying to think of something and I really have nothing. Nothing at all. What a conundrum
Well, I guess in that case i'll let you go back to writting then. I've distracted you enough as is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876532
I'm sure some girl out there would accept used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876534
Relax. I've managed so far, I'll manage in the future too. Now let's stop this silliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876537
It's called having experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876538
Aye. let's cut it here. What a friendly conversation
Been nice talking. But if you would excuse me, I have dinner with a bottle of Whiskey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876537
I'm sure it rhymes with 'buy corn' too.
Wait, someone already used that one.

[Anonymous No.]

That talk about the MGMMORPG gave me an idea. Consider the following:
MC-kun enters the fancy-schmancy new virtual reality MMORPG. He gets stuck in because he tried to get in by using a pirated copy, which was corrupted and contained a Succuvirus. Now he and a bunch of other rascals like him are stuck as toys for the Succuvirus. Adventure ensues!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876544
Why is it called a uni corn? Or a bi corn? Why not a uni horn/ bi horn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876552
Do they have to transcend reality and punch 'god' in the face so hard she implodes? With rage hacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876554
Because cornus is latin for horn. Unicornus literally means One Horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876558
Ah, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876557
She presents them with the option of becoming the best players in the game and facing her in battle. They win and are freed.
But all their hard drives have been corrupted and she's in charge anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876561
Makes me wonder what you though Capricorn meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876571
*thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876562
They just need to go full Asura on her. That'll solve the problem, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876571
I didn't even question it, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876580
No, not really. What they need to do is own up to being internet pirates and just ask for professional help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876585
No no, that can't be the solution.
Pierce the heavens? Can they do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876590
Yes, but that's a pretty endgame zone and has nothing to do with the virus.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you man enough to walk the path of heaven and become the man who'll rule everything /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876591
Well, time to do what no man wants to do then.
Call wizard tech support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876597
>Okay, just give me your username and the authentication code of your copy of the game.
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876604
Uuuhhhhhhh POCKET SAND!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876607
>You can't do that, I'm on the phone. We've got your address down and our lawyer will soon contact you.
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876609
Uhhhhhh I'm very very sorry for stealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876615
>Not yet you aren't
And then they hung up. The only one who can save you now is Succuvirus, who can hack into their database and have someone else take the fall for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876615
Just get the succuvirus to cover you. She can take responsibility, and give a fake authentication code. Can't rape you if you're in prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873009
Care to explain what /ss/ mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876624
Please, for your own good, lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876619
>>13876623
Well, doesn't look like I have a choice here. And that virus is pretty cute when she isn't being a loon from wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876188
more?

[Anonymous No.]

What does fucking a spinneret (silk gland) feels like? Is it a pleasureable feel for the spidergirl? What other fuckable holes do spiders have? Can spidergirls have sex in different positions?

[Anonymous No.]

I had free time so have an Ammy and daughteru's doodle.

Ammy isn't wearing any panties..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876659
Adorable!
I doubt any of them are wearing panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876654
A spinnerette is as unfuckable at arachne size as a nipple is on a human. It's just too small.

And even if you could, you should remember that the glands squeeze hard enough to turn liquid protein into silk, a process we can't even duplicate yet. It's not "oh this is tight" pleasure. It's "oh god it hurts and I'm bleeding and I can't pull out" pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876624
Schutzstaffel

[Anonymous No.]

How would a monster girl feel if her husband wanted a divorce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876663
Forgot to mention you can actually fuck her in the spider ass. Probably not in the actual spiderpussy (oviduct) since she has a human pussy up front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876624
Strawberry Sundae

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876678
Pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876678
Somebody post that mantis story where her husband leaves her. This man is asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876659
Is that from MGQ? Anyways, really love the style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876678
Why would anyone divorce a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876692
She was a bitch that deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876663
>A spinnerette is as unfuckable at arachne size as a nipple is on a human. It's just too small.
How can you say you love her if you can't even fuck her webpussy? She can use her web to make an onahole based in her spinneret for you to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876694
Nah, a little game called Okami with a bit of humanization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876692
Please no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876695
Maybe she forced him into a marriage, maybe he never loved the girl to begin with.

You never know anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876692
That story wasn't all that deep, personally. Not an incarnate of break up suffering at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876713
>Greentext
>Not deep

Ya don't say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876707
Details

[Anonymous No.]

What's this about someone not knowing our goddess Amaterasu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876751
Praise the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876751
So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Boo!
He-he~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876761
That's not scary. Also putting them side by side like this makes it look like Mindflayer is going to do something to Shoggoth while Shoggoth thinks she'll get mastah's D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876761
Post a better squid anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876763
I've been bamboozled.

[Anonymous No.]

Come get it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876762
I'm still not sure where exactly Mindflayer looks. Does she even has eye irises?

>>13876763
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876767
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876769
>saying no to that
What, you scared this is one of those things where you're going to get tied up and whipped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876770
I just don't like elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876761
Almost perfect, all that's missing is a maid dress for the Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876773
But she's obviously a reindeer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876775
No, that's an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876776
Look at her festive horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876776
>Not being able to tell the difference between a giant mechanical rape spider and an elf
Anon, plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876777
>>13876778
That's an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876781
No, it's a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876781
But that's what Muramasa is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876782
No that's a Lilim posing as a human named Larry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876767
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876684
Tfw no doujin features spideranal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876781
Elves don't have festive horns, only reindeer do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876784
Really? Wow, Larry looks HOT!
No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876793
Seriously, who could fall for a cheap fake mustache and a pair of glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876793
Larry is one snappy dresser, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876761
Those smug as fuck smiles. KC how many more are we going to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876761
I bet they smell like ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13873592
Why the hell always when someone uploads a pic from puush the image is private?

[Anonymous No.]

She looks kinda confused. What on earth are you doing, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875237
It's not that strange really. Since Monstergirls would likely far outnumber the amount of males, turning the tables around. Not to mention that MG have a much higher need for sex.

So it's only normal that getting a male would be the biggest life archievement possible for an MG, next to getting children. A male turning into an Alp would get followed by a potential lynchmob chasing both the Alp and the MG that turned the male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876896
Trying elegantly word the final in a spree of anonymous shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876906
>Trying elegantly word the final
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876909
That he should have gone to sleep about 6 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876934
I've only been up for 13 hours and have to make at least another 10 on top of that.

I'm fine thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876948
No, you are not fine, good sir, you've had enough and need to take a nap. It's dangerous to nap alone, take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876952
Cowtits. Where my human miko's at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876974
Not in the Monster Girl thread, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876896
She must've caught a glimpse of the things on my magic computer box.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms with Boston accents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876952
Sorry I don't do naps.
I do 18-24 hour hibernation sessions.
I'm not sure how but I do.

Sometimes I vomit color on things people make too. It's a slow self learning process I do when I'm bored.. very sometimes.

Holy fuck if I could channel the amount of time I'm bored into productive activities instead of self loathing about it. The amount of times I've accidentally opened Anki only to get mad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876988
That's a nice Medusa. Think you can vomit color on this? Of course you can. It stinks bad enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876994
Lines are too messy for me. Base lines have such a large impact on how things turn out and you don't really notice it until you color something extremely clean.

I haven't touched on https://i.imgur.com/KYNtBLu.jpg in 9months because I had to touch up spots as I went and It became too much of a hassle for me to really care about.

That said there's some other oomukade image I plan to eventually go at even with the bits that are going to need touched up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877020
Okay... how about this? I think she's the best lizard ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877025
In a bit perhaps. Figuring out how to go about coloring patches of black consistently outside of lab mode is one thing I do want practice on since it would help with coloring doujin pages.

Take some WAN in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877020
>https://i.imgur.com/KYNtBLu.jpg
>blue
Kiryu.nani

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877035
WAN scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877090
I like 'nontraditional' colors.
It'd probably be a Dark teal, red, or black if I was going at it at this point to match the inevitable brown skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be that one guy who bought the old broken down shrine on the outskirts of a village due to how cheap it was, to make your home.
>You spend several months fixing it up with a weird amount of foxes appearing along with a few people who start making donations and wishes.
>One day when your chilling on the steps of the shrine you hear a large splash come from the back.
>You go to go check it out and spot a woman with grey hair and fox ears sitting in a pool water.
>You ask the woman who she is, what's she doing on your property, and what's up with the fox ears which all end up with her telling you she is the fox spirit worshiped at the shrine and you being her and the shrines new care taker.
>She then tells you she took on this form to personally thank you for buying the shrine and fixing it up, and to ask if you want her to pay you back by relieving some of your sexual stress you have built up.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877113
>inevitable brown skin
Well alright, I can live with delicious chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cross is gathering power...
Holy shit that was fast.
New girl today already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877125
>4minutes ago
So he is.

How long does he typically take after an announcement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877132
3-5 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877125
A new girl?
really?
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877116
The first and most obvious course of action is to get her out of the damn pond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877133
3 or so hours was what came to mind. Wasn't quite sure though.
Thanks for the confirm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876783
But Muramasa is an Ainu dorf blacksmith, not a giant rape spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877125
That was fast, doesn't feel like 2 weeks ago we got Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877125
Mark my words, it's going to be Elder Thing girl to follow up on the Shoggoth.

Which is good because Elder Things are cute. Mountains of Madness pretty much boiled down to them going "please don't dissect us, we're alive, thank you very much" and then getting murdered by the resident shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877156
1 week ago, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877116
Well, your course kinda leads to the tastes bite itself. Can't say I like a scenarios of being rewarded with sex. I might turn it down out of self-conceit, depends of how she puts it.

>>13877125
Oh wow.

>>13877133
Less. About 1.5-3 hours, usually ~2.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://puu sh/jqemz/3508987c32.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877175
looking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877175
Atta boy, poochie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877156
He's been fast like this before, sometime around Familiar if I recall.

>>13877162
Yeah, the story really made me sympathize with them, kinda what Lovecraft intended I guess the way he drew analogies between them and humans in the end. Still surprising, considering they've started their awakening with slaughtering the entire human's camp like it was an ant hill down the road.

>>13877175
Doing God's work. So are those two from Moose Saga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875040
>Better one

What are you going on aboot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877196
I want centaurs to wear military boots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877186
>they've started their awakening with slaughtering the entire human's camp
Well, the camp tried that on them too, with less success. Neither side knew what was really going on, probably.

It's still jarring how Lovecraft switches from "these things are awful" to "they were like us" though. It's even worse in Shadow over Innsmouth and its "oh no these ugly and furtive and evil and furtive and ill-rumored and furtive people are going to eat me" (even though the folks in that hotel were probably just preparing a welcome home party or something) turning to "oh man being a deep one rocks".

There's also one point in MoM where some hallway is described as "swept evilly clean of dust" so "evil" probably meant something else back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877207
Niet.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is best Warcraft MG and why is it Sylvanas?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have to do this to your hellhound daughteru to take her vaccines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877272
>Elf Wight who still keeps up her archery
What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877272
Hag. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877272
You're wrong on account of her not being a blue space goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877274
Drawfags assemble!

[Anonymous No.]

So I was just at the doctor's office earlier getting blood drawn, and that made me think of something.
Which monster girl species do you guys think would be the best doctors/medics/healers/whatever term you want to use?
Also I realized while I was getting my blood drawn that I could not have a vampire waifu if she drinks that much blood. After it was done I got really nauseous and dry heaved in the bathroom for a while. Things like that seem like they could put a damper on sexytimes if she enjoys feeding before fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877285
Blue space goats take it up the ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877294
Angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877297
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877236
Dem tiny hoof shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877294
The obvious best choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Since talking about Gundam is for some reason okay here, what's Reconguista like?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
Hey, at least the face is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876457
>How much more death do you really want man?
Just fuck my two worlds up fam

[Anonymous No.]

Not even Cu Sith.

>>13877331
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877334
>Kobold
Well guess I'm taking it for a walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
>not cosplay tier
uuuugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
That's...not as bad as it could've been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
dangerously cheesy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877334
Time for wan wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
Well, she's cute, at least... And I suppose she looks like she'd give good cuddles. 7/10, would take for a walk and feed treats to.
But does this mean MonMusu inspired KC to make a dog-based Kobold instead of a more traditional approach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
Too furry.
>KC said Cu Sith is coming soon
WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
I'm reminded to never expect anything from KC by default. Getting this being prepared for some abominable goodness >>13877162 is a huge letdown.

Well, at least we know he doesn't really goes all out on these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
>more furry bullshit
Wasn't Cait Sith enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
Fairly cute, would pet.

[Anonymous No.]

So are there any anons in this thread who can sew/do stuff with cloth to make clothes? Because even if you don't like Wendigos, I get the feeling that a hoodie made to look like a Wendigo cloak would be really cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877369
I can sew to the point of being able to keep my clothes in one piece. I've got a pair of shorts from the 80's that I'm wearing right now. Used to be my dad's, who got them before I was born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877369
The horns are the most distinctive part and are pretty much undoable. You'd need to have something like a headband on the inside of the hood to hold them in the correct position without them flopping about. And that wouldn't make them very comfortable to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
I think we're going to need a purge here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
Would keep as a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877334
Cute as all hell.
Would pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
I hope that's just a coat she's wearing, and that she doesn't have any fur around her crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877362
>>13877346
>>13877342
>>13877387
>implying that's furry
30% at the absolute most

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
On a second note, at least she's got a collar and all and is obviously a pet-tier sub. So we're not getting another "HURR they're soooo cool if you misbehave they abduct you 'n stuff in a furry suit 'n make you lick their hormonal-secreting asses XDDDD"

Generally cute and doesn't have that cheeky bastard vibe, that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877400
My first guess was that it's something like a strapless babydoll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877400
>I hope that's just a coat she's wearing
It is.
>and that she doesn't have any fur around her crotch
She doesn't.
She's the exact same as KC's usual "human girl with animal ears, tails, arms and legs" kind of monster girl. What are people even complaining about?

[Anonymous No.]

grand moff waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LnPnbhyjGc

[Anonymous No.]

This thing is no more furry than Anubis. I don't know what you all are whining about.

>>13877407
>HURR they're soooo cool if you misbehave they abduct you 'n stuff in a furry suit 'n make you lick their hormonal-secreting asses XDDDD
I'd actually like cait sith if they did that shit. I don't like furries, but I like supernatural assholes that do horrible things to you for no reason at all. True fairy behavior right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877327
That's my kinda Bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877426
Why would you want to leave such a lovely moff anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
KC should stop sticking paws on everything.
Kemonomimi is beloved for a reason. It's a proven concept.
She'd be really adorable with normal, human arms and legs, and some fluffy dog-themed clothing instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877419
The fur on her torso looks like a coat, but her lower fur definitely extends to her crotch.
Not worth a shitstorm though, so I'm not defending anything. She's ok by me on a pet-and-play level that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877437
>but her lower fur definitely extends to her crotch.
God damnit, this is not okay.
KC, what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurataur a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877464
>XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877334
aren't they suppose to be lizard people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877475
You no take candle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877475
They get depicted like that a lot in Japan, for whatever reason. I feel the need to look the reason for this up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877475
No, they're pretty much dwarves. Little people that tell miners about good ores and warn against cave-ins in return for food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877475
That's something DnD started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877486
>"do you have a minute to talk about your eternal soul?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877334
I'd pet her and tell her she's a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877487
That's one version. They ca be also diminutive humans not associated with mining, various animals, wisps of flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877486
I thought the RO kobolds were cute. They chase you around yipping at you for a bit before they attack.

[Anonymous No.]

So do you think there will be different breeds of dog as different types of Kobold?
Personally I'd like to see a fluffy little husky Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876751
Do not remind me of that. My Wife and Daughter keep buying Amaterasu Scout Girl cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877510
Blue heeler, the best dog

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, speak of sexy things to get me in the mood for writing smut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877522
I myself have a Wheaten Terrier. She's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877517
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>CC Kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>keep story unlisted for an hour to avoid bots
>it still gets over 300 views
But surely there aren't that many of us here. What is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876692

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877539
More bots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877543
But why? How do I avoid this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877525
Mastah sandwiched between the soft, slimy bodies of a Shoggoth and a Mindflayer.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13877344
dog kobolds is not a monmusu thing, it actually goes back to the first localisation of D&D in Japan if I recall correctly.
Same thing goes for the pig orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877553
There's also Gazers, which were just renamed Beholders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877548
Keep it unlisted for a few hours, or leave for a night. That way you could also effectively proofread it before linking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
I hope someone draws a tall, muscular, short-haired variant of this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329

I like the fannypack/belt combo around her crotch. Makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877560
But why hasn't this happened to any of my other pastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877525
>A man walks into Porkers and orders the porkchop sandwich
>Two p'orcs bring him a sandwich and sit on either side of him, teasing him with their boobs while he eats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877571
Can I ask them politely to leave? I'd just like to eat please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877568
Oh man, I just noticed the little :3 on the belt.
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
would give a bone/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877577
You'll make them cry, anon. And after they went through so much effort to make everything extra tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877588
Well, I guess they can stay next to me if they want, but I'm not really talkative. Why they'd want to confuses me. As long as they don't bully me though I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877594
Bullying customers is bad for business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877542

>"Daddy?" the loli-

I can stomach a greentext every now and then, but this weeb horseshit is just pure arsenic in my belly. People who write like this belong in a gulag along with people who still use the word "mamono."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877599
What's wrong with Daddy? Must we all say Father, or Sir, just because you got beaten as a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877571
So if I order a roast beef sandwich, does that mean I get Holsts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877599
Loli mamono are cute. CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877596
But weren't they just bullying me earlier by teasing their breasts and plump bodies while I tried to eat my sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877602
He's talking about shit like "loli, shota, mamono" etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877610
You get P'Orcs with everything, that's why it's called Porkers. Well, one of the reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877613
Anon, please.
>>13877612
>>13877612
No, they were teasing you.

[Anonymous No.]

New caption!
http://imgur.com/bh9qxKo
How's the spacing of the words? Is it easy to read?
What's the absolute longest your monstergirl could go without sex before she goes full death-by-snu-snu? Could she last longer than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877617
I do agree with him though. Why not just call them girls, boys and monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877612
>luscious P'Orc breasts pressing against you
>bullying
I have no words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877617
Teasing, bullying, is there really much of a difference?

This is confusing, I'd rather go to that Sushi restaurant down the road. I heard the chef there uses her own tentacles in dishes for certain customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877602

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877622
Because loli is a bodytype and trying to tell people on fucking 4chan not to use this word is so retarded they wouldn't even let you in the Special Olympics.
>>13877629
>is there really much of a difference
Yes. Bullying is bad, teasing is not. You can tease your friends and family and spouse and kids and it'd be fine. Bullying wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877629
>Teasing, bullying, is there really much of a difference?
One is good natured and one is plain cruel. How is this even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877620
I can read it just fine but it's a little small, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877615
"I'll have a large Coke"
>p'orc comes out holding your soda
"...and a burger-"
>two p'orcs come out, one holding the burger, the other holding the buns
"...and a medium order of fries"
>about two and a half dozen p'orcs come out, each one holding a single french fry
>your head is surrounded by tits as you try to eat without getting flustered

>captcha is steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
Cute/10
Would spoil rotten and give belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877640
I'd love to see them handle four whole chickens and a coke, and some dry white toast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877641
She's getting bacon.

All the bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877645
Bacon is shit-tier, there's literally no way to cook that makes it actually taste good.

[Anonymous No.]

Should Monsters making porn just rape the guy they've captured and film it, or force him to roleplay so they can have classier pornography with plots and sets?

[Anonymous No.]

>Fancy an Apophis that you work with
>Bake her a cake for her birthday
>Cum in the batter, planning to get her unconsciously craving your dick
>She shares it with the whole office
>A dozen monster girls getting extra friendly with you all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877658
But it's delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877659
Roleplay would have better results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877661
I'm reminded of that one post that happened on /k/ with the brownies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877632
>>13877636
Can you be teased and bullied at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877665
I was inclined that way too. Good. I'll be getting to work soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877659
Both would have a market, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877670
Yes, if the bullying is psychological and the teasing is physical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877677
Yeah but what does the thread think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877334
I want to pet a Kobold and take her for walks! Then when I undo the leash she leaps onto my chest and licks me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877679
Whatever gets the best reactions from the poor little human boy. I guess cheesing it up with some acting would be better for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877685
Good, that makes three of us who think that way, and I can make them say goofy lines and chew the scenery with an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877689
I want monster girls to reenact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877689
At least include some coercion/intimidation, it's no fun if that bishie goes along with it without batting an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877701
>some coercion/intimidation
That's a given, he's being held there against his will and nobody is expecting him back anywhere for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877659
>>13877677
>>13877679
>>13877701

Actually I could see rape porn being huge in a modern MGC setting, because many (most?) MGs have such strong rape instincts and urges, but law and human social convention prevents them from acting upon it. So they have a huge build up of urges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877710
Well this is why it's good we have so many girls involved. Dark Elf and Dark Priest for the silly porn-with-plot, Ogre for straight-up rape, Minotaur for barnyard roleplay, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877705
Noice. So, any plans to spice it up with anything besides Manticore venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877717
The chocolates have all kinds of fantasy-drugs in them. Reading so much Sei Shoujo has left me with the mindset that everything should be laced with drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877638
So, you want me to resize the image?
http://imgur.com/omErH92
How about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877710
>MGC
>laws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877720
That's better, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877718
That's the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877742
I've got the feeling this is going to be a long thing, feel free to make suggestions of stuff you want to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877746
I forget if you already mentioned if you were going to do a Hellhound or not, but... Hellhound, maybe? Or a Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877720
Yeah, that's pretty good. Cute, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877716
>Minotaur for barnyard roleplay
>no myth of the Minotaur with, expect with Theseus loosing in this version
I mean, I like the former too, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877754
Yes, there is a Hellhound. But no Jinko, I can't imagine nice tigers doing bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877764
A labyrinth, huh? That actually is a better idea. Yeah, I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877765
Thug Jinko? Or haughty elegant ladydom Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877771
No Jinkos, no Yetis, no Holsts. I've got the feeling those are all too nice to do bad stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877644
>you and the guy next to you get tackled by the chef
>you loose your glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877746
A Wurm who isn't quite sure why she's there and is being tricked into it almost as much as the guy is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877274

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877785
Now that's an impressive idea. They'll do a bit called "The Lair of the White Wurm", and she'll have her scales painted white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877787
Brilliant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877776
Maybe a shark girl? Or a rogue Cupid who was fired for misusing her arrows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877787
Doesn't quite have the same "What the fuck are you doing" expression the dog in the picture had, but oh man this is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877785
>Wurm all peppy about becoming a movie star

[Anonymous No.]

Somehow I only just noticed the derpy little smile that Parasite Slimes have. The monster itself is kind of horrifying, but that face is a wonderful thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877804
In a Monster Girl setting, porn stars are the biggest stars of all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877025
Did some very minimal skimming since I'm unfamiliar with the series. Seems it's from the oneshot and the intro color page to the actual series has a lizard with a very slightly different design so I said fuck it and went with that palette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877821
Looks good enough for me, though the scales should be a little paler if I can nitpick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877787
Reasons not to date a soccermom-musu +1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877787
Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877787
Are we disregarding air drag in this example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877828
https://i.imgur.com/bIyur5G.png Was about where I had it before I saved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877852
I like this one better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13872541
Shark girls a best, drop all the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877852
Your colorfaggotry is pretty competent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877866
Shark girls a best with freshwater mermaids in a very close second.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take part in a brutal Office Lady Monoeye gangrape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877858
Then I'll just meander on over yonder and pretend like that first one never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877872
Wow, you want to be brutally gangraped by a bunch of monoeye office ladies? That's pretty kinky, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877874
Yes, you do that and I'll get back to writing about ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877877
Actually yes. I bet at least 4 could attack me at once, one rubbing herself on my dick, one on my face and one on both hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877872
I want to date a young flat monoeye so can meet her thick single mother and date her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877871
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877872
>you will never get gangraped by fat-bottomed Monoeye office ladies
>you will never print out pictures of their asses using the office printer
>you will never recognize what Cyclops each rump belongs to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877868
When you're tired and pretend to try the brain thinks that maybe it's actually trying.

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877888
I want to coerce a flat fujo monoeye to be my self-warming onahole, only to accidentally kiss her while cumming inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877896
How long have you been colorfagging anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877897
That's risky anon, she might think she's people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877893
>get gangraped by fat-bottomed Monoeye office ladies
Best overtime right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877196
The one about a 50 horse pussies harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877899
Off and on about 10 months.
I'm quite inconsistent in actually coloring shit to maintain some semblance of what would be practice. I'll do one or two things one week then go 4 or so without doing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877893
>you will never get kidnapped by a monoeye family to be used as a rape practice doll
>you will never cum inside a gyaru high school monoeye
>you will never have the milfy mother expertly suck you hard again
>you will never be forced to deflower the next daughter, a bookish middle school monoeye
>you will never have to face the mother after giving the genki grade school girl a case of strawberry milk
>the mother will never deepthroat you three times in a row to make up for the blue-ovaries she had to endure for her daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877274
Cheeky fucker.

>>13877329
Cu sith! And it's not furry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877905
>50 horse pussies harem

You can not imagine how high my brows were just raised. Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877909
Neato.
>>13877911
I'll ditch the MILF and gyaru in favor of the bookish Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877905
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>roll once on monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandominCategory/Mamono
>roll a d10 on https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
>you have to satisfy the number you rolled of the species you rolled
>at the same time
How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961

>I have to satisfy 2 Baphomet at the same time.

I think I'll be OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>Nine Kitsune-bi at once
Eep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>3 Dormice
I think I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>8 Jinkos
I can probs sneak away while they brawl over the order they go in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877945
>>13877914
Looks like I don't have it. It's you guy's responsibilty to collect all horse pussy material posted in the threads, git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>9 ignises (ignii?) all at the same time
I'm not going to make it out alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>2 Hobgoblins
This would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
16 is a nice number to get fucked by nonsexually .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877922
>Wanting some dorky Cyclops
>Wanting to lead a trail of kisses from her mouth and collarbone down to her belly and the hem of her panties
>Wanting to push her panties aside as you suckle and lick at her most secretive parts
>Wanting to hilt yourself inside of her when she's ready
>Wanting her to leglock you as you thrust into her, forcing you to cum inside of her
>Wanting to spoon with some lower lifeform after the act as she nuzzles into your chest

Fucking Monoeye lovers, you're all disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>7 Cheshires

Reaper Chan here I come!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
8 Khepris. Nothing extreme, they're used to sharing like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>10 Apsara

I wouldn't be able to, but I still want this,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877872
Oh yes. You have done a good thing today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>Not one, not two, but TEN CUPIDS
>initiate Kevin Smith God of Love mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>7 Mindflayers

I literally do not have enough appendages for this, unless it's some weird mind-orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>6 Scylla

That's a lot of tentacles...
Also, why am I somehow pulling Scylla all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877998
I'd do all of those things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
>Devil Bug
>10

Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
A new one already?
She's pretty cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876761
You want to get shot and werfered? Cause that's how monsters get shot and werfered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878007
>>13878009
>Eros minions giving the most love
As expected of Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878018
>They're all singing "Welcome to Anon's Apartment"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878009
>you wake up the next morning
>drenched in fluids
>10 cupids snuggling against you and each other
>one of them lets you keep her hat once they leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877961
4 Druellas
There is only hell, Paradise doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878028
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878032
>Implying that Druella isn't actually a big cuddle bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878032

>It's actually just one Druella who magicked 3 other clones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878038
>one of them is into soft snuggly sex
>one of them is insanely rough and leaves you with bites and scratch marks
>one of them is an elegant dominatrix who gets you off with her feet several times
>you run far away before you see the last one because you heard the sound of a chainsaw accompanied by ufufu laughter coming from the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878017
You freak. I bet after years of being her boyfriend, you would ask her hand in marriage just to see her cry in joy! Then when you're on your honeymoon you would share each others bodies as you whisper about how you hope your child will have her eye as you make sure to impregnate her! A freak like you would love to see her belly grow over the next few months before she gives birth to a cute baby that looks just like her mother! You would love to raise that child the best and give her a happy life and maybe some sisters as well!

Get out of here you fucker, I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878032
>>13878038
This is screwing with my imagination more than it should have. Damn ubersuccubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876234
>Bitching out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878048
Then we'd grow old and die together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878056
>>13878046

Druella's probably the type that acts in charge until she's in the bed and it becomes abundantly clear she's still a virgin ad goes full meek mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878062
Jokes on you! I'll be happy and content in my life as the bully learns that too late her her life choices ruined her! I doubly win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876592
I don't think anyone here got that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878066
>she acts like an edgy teenager
>the only reason she has the pleasure rune tattoos was to piss off her mom
>she's not pissed because of the runes, she's pissed because she got tattoos without permission
>tfw you'll never sit in druella's bedroom and listen to douchey metalcore bands together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878064
See? You're terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
Would do doggy style with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13876905
>So it's only normal that getting a male would be the biggest life archievement possible for an MG

That wasn't the issue at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878066
Well, that picture showing her riding not!reader's self-insert dong kinda backs that she is fairly sensitive in sex. Like, not a maniac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878082
>Implying she's a pervert who wouldn't ask for missionary with hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877116
If it has red eyes, stay the fuck out of sight.
If it has black sclera, break out the glabella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878068
Better to crush her and live your awesome life in the open, THAT is winning against a bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878090
Hey! There are some good girls with red pupils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878098
I'd rather not get my soul eaten/be drained of blood/be husked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878097
I'd rather be a better person and let her learn a lesson on her own. How is she going to learn otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
Face is meh. It's up to the profile to make me fall in love.

[Anonymous No.]

hey, captionfag here
i'm currently working on (nsfw) http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2013297 , and when I started trying to outline i noticed something a bit odd (http://i.imgur.com/JgRlDuH.png))
Is it just me, or is that arm on the bottom left a bit long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
>>13877334
Would pet, would spoil, would bury my bone in her backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878117
Yeah, she's a cutie.
Would give belly rubs and puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878110
>better person
This is pride wanking, all people are good and shit at the same time, not fighting back because you want to be "the better person" is simple cowardice.

>How is she supped to learn

With your boot up her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878113
Do you mean how the upper arm looks like it goes the wrong direction? 'Cause the forearm looks a bit short, if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Bishie keeps getting dommed by a Dark Elf, new from line 159. This update is only 2.7k words and doesn't wrap up their play-time or get to the actual "making-him-do-porn" stuff yet, but here it is. Also, trigger-warning: he gets ice up his ass and those of you who think this is an act of homosexuality should not read the story. That being said, ignore the url, please.

http://pastebin.com/mGAYWexP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877329
If she had a bit of a chubby belly then I'd cuddle her so hard.
So hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get the satisfaction of giant floating red letters saying NIGHTMARE SLAINafter purging a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878146
Of course not, you only killed her in the dream she created for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878136
give her a few weeks and she will have a chubby belly full of your pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878136
I like to imagine Holst milk going straight to the stomach, hips, ass and thighs of the petite girls and lolis.
So probably ending up with what you just described.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
>ass buggering

Drop dead alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878146
>you will never get the satisfaction of a level-up sound coming out of nowhere
>you will never get the satisfaction of seeing your stats go up as you gain levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878146
I want to _lay a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878148
She's still dead and now I'm a cosmic incubus, I still win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878153
Don't like it, don't read it.
>>13878162
But only in the fantasy world she maintains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878164
Don't post your gayshit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878146
>You will never get the satisfaction of giant floating red letters saying NIGHTMARE LAIN after tenderly loving a Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878160
>you're a pump now
>you're a guy now
>you're a pump now
>you're a guy now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878173
>girl and guy
>gayshit
Notto thisu shitto agen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878164
You kill the moon presence for real in Childhood's Beginning you tard. It's just you become baby old one so it's a mixed bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878121
Fine. I'll get her the help she needs to put her aggression into something positive not only making her stop being a bully, but making both of our lives better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878177
>getting things shoved up your ass
>not gay

I bet you think feminine penises are a thing. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878182
You don't kill anything, silly. She's a Mindflayer. You only think you kill her because that's what she wants you to believe.
Do not believe her lies.
>>13878185
Your bait is stale and your hook is clearly visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878183
Well...okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878187
Then stop humoring him, for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878193
That was for the benefit of others. Some people need bait to be pointed out to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878177
It's the Afghan Code, nigga. Pitching into a guy's ass is straight, catching a girl's finger in yours is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878187
>announcing pegging shit/assplay as if it's welcome
>b-bait!

Hi Bob 3.0 Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878196
>Afghan Code
Why is it called that? I thought the proud Afghan people were all about goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878187
>You don't kill anything, silly
>I didn't play MonBorne

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878187
>le bait maymay
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
Thepastebin URL was right. It warned us and we didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878205
I think you're missing my point. I'm not making any comments on Bloodborne here. Just that the Mindflayer is flaying your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878196
Also, Roman Rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878066
She's a Lilim so I have to disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878194
>People telling Alp to fuck off and kill himself again
Ah, memories. Just like the good old days.

>>13878203
I've never heard it before. But that train of thought goes back to classic greece, back when their empire stretched to the southern shores of the black sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878217
>good old days
Good for you maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878196
>>13878213
Are you the same anons that want to stick your dicks in our butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
Why did you do that, you fucked it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878203
I guess because Afghanistan is big on pederasty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13875736

Do I? I mean i'm not paying attention to just this particular thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878228
Then don't read it, it's obviously gay porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878194
>bait

Yeah, your is great, I rate in an 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878223
Kill yourself Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878231
He probably means one without a pseudo-penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878211
Hard to do that with severed tentacles and no head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878150
I'd be OK with that.

>>13878152
I'd be even more ok with that.

>Get home from work
>Immediately greeted by chubby, bottom heavy kobold who immediately hugs you and starts nuzzling into your stomach.
>Spend the rest of the day snuggling with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878251
If only she had severed tentacles and no head, but that's just the case in the fantasy world you live in. After all, your waifu is a Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
It's ok Alp, I liked it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878215
Come on, don't you want to tease her about it?

>So this your first time?
>"N-No! I've take f-five, no, FIFTY dicks.
>Oh? Impressive, Whats your favorite position?
>Doggy.. 69....Girl.."

[Anonymous No.]

If Alp hadn't said anything about what was in the story, you all would have read it without saying anything about that scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878260
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878260
That means you're gay now, off to /y/ you go.
>>13878271
And you talked to him, you go too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878257
>muh invincible mnonsters

Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
I like it. Kinda tired of the bishie meme at this point but the story was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878269
If Alp hadn't said anything, I still wouldn't have read it because fuck his names and dialogue.
I bet he was the faggot moaning about posting something controversial the other day too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878267
>Come on, don't you want to tease her about it?
Not really, and I also prefer if we don't turn this in threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878271
>>13878273
This is why I hate daytime faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878269
About time anyway, maybe he'll be chased off to /d/ where he belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878282
Night thread is just as bad fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878274
It's like people don't like it when people talk about mutilating monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878277
>bishie meme
But I don't call him that in the story.
>>13878278
I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
I just wanted a bishie being gangraped, not this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878287
Night time is Gundam time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878284
>maybe these threads will be chased of to /d/ were they belong.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878282
>Muh undead hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878282
Yeah he should have waited for the dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878290
Well then maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE you asked a known faggot to write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878282
>implying it's not the faggots wanting to make assfucking on males a thing that need to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878281
You mean the thread cannon which already has her with a daiki fort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878296
It's still garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878288
Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878274
There's a difference between solipsism and mary sue monsters, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878282
>they don't like my gay shit
>Curse you, daytime faggots

This is getting sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878297
Are you still salty about our presence here, honeybuns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878269
>you all would have read it without saying anything about that scene

This is wrong an you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we calm down and ignore the shit we don't like? Because it's just one post if you don't reply to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878318
How can he be salty? He has all the onahole and idol threads he needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878310
How am I crying? I'm just sick of this "I'm gonna kill all of those meanie monsters" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878327
Seriously he even fucking says "If you dont like it dont read it" but faggots STILL complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878242

Yeah but Gnolls are pretty boring baseline. It's a fucking Hyena Man/Woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878327
>enabling faggotry

NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13877570
Some pastes get thousands of views over six months to a year. Other sites know about the writefag list and there's also the blog. I get the feeling readers from these threads are in the minority of paste views in the long run.

There are also lurkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878316
Alp's gotten too full of himself. He used to genuinely be hurt when he did something people didn't like but now he's just passive aggressive and argumentative.

>>13878327
>Using the old here's the old "Deflect the conversation with a picture" alp tactic.

Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878305
This tbh.
t. nightdweller

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878331
>Gosh, I hate it when murderers get arrested, it's so stupid

That's how stupid you sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878337
>minority
That's kinda scary, thinking that completely unknown people make up the majority of the readership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878135
I actually don't mind prostate stimulation shit, just as long as it isn't the focus of the story. But its still a bad idea to include it when these threads are concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878327
>it's just one monsterboy
>it's just one yuri story
>it's just a tiny bit of pegging

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddle war!
Impregnated the Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878338
Thing is, you can't do anything about it so just calm down and ignore it. That way it's better for everyone involved.
>>13878344
But it wasn't prostate stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878327
At this point it's pretty much like bullying. It doesn't matter if you respond to it or ignore it; the instigators will always step up their tomfoolery regardless of the reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878338
>Not being a weak little faggot anymore who's swayed by the popular opinion
>Too full of himself
Do you people even think before you type stupid shit like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878347
Yetis are abominable! Be ye afraid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878357
Nega started down the same path to faggotry, doing things he knew were unpopular, alp can fuck off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878357
No senpai, being as awesome and cool as you will forever remain a dream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878347
I want to get two way cuddled by a Grizzly and a Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878357
>acting like the TFT brigade instead
>an improvement
Do you think before you type your stupid shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878336
>>13878338
I don't like butt stuff either, but blowing it out of proportion and shitting the read up by whining about it is also undesirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878362
And attention whoring. Something alp is very guilty of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878349
>But it wasn't prostate stimulation
Ah, I didn't read it. I was only commenting on the thread's reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Alp is watching this thread fall apart right now while stroking a cat and laughing maniacally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878349
>Thing is, you can't do anything about it so just calm down and ignore it. That way it's better for everyone involved.
>you can't do anything about it

I find this a very odd statement when you look at all the Alp quitting and deleting he's done because of people in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878376
I think you give him too much credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878368
>don't say anything, let the fags settle in here

NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878365
Dont worry anon with a little work we can all make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alp will now be seen as another fallen writefag

Funny, it seems both overdue and unthinkable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878346
Yes this is pretty much the problem, not this story by itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878377
And yet I'm not doing it now. Please just calm down and talk about the things you do like. Just ignore it. You don't have to read it. It existing doesn't impact the thread in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878384
Ignoring it isn't the same as accepting it you big baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878389
But there's no pegging in the story, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878376
chances are alp is the same person who pretends to be a complete homophobe (ignore faggotry and it will spred!!!), and stirs up controversy so that his shit gets more views.

the lesson today is, monstergirls > people. monstergirls don't shit up threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878385
I'll never make it. Some people are just born with it, you can't catch up with hard work alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878346
Tell us about those slippery slopes, anon. You know you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878376
Now who does this remind me of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13878368
I never said anything about butt stuff this whole time. I'm picking on alp for acting like a faggot. He's getting that "You're all a bunch of toxic caustic sweetybuns" attitude like the worst of the writefags.

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>>13878399
Now that's an interesting idea. But how will it get him more views?

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>>13878361
I'm not scared of no Yeti!

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>>13878346
>muh slippery slope
seems like the only argument people have these days

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>>13878390
I agree with you, but do you have any idea where you're posting right now?

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>>13878399
Dracula was right.

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>>13878407
People want to see what the fuss is all about. It's pretty much the only reason Bob gets views nowadays.

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>>13878399
>monstergirls don't shit up threads
Because they're not real, idiot. If they were, they would be the worst shitposters.

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>>13878405
I never said anything like that.
>>13878408
You should be. They can hide in the snow and getcha!

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>>13878341
It's more like
>A few guys a in a bakery eating pastries
>"I like eclairs the best"
>"I don't really like eclairs, I prefer pizzelles"
>"Please, nothing can beat a good cake"
>Somebody kicks open the door TALKING ABOUT LIKING PASTRIES SO MUCH, I HATE THEM"
>Everyone explains that they come here to eat pasties, as it's a place where one does so
>"BUT THEY'RE SHIT, THEY GIVE YOU DIABETES AND I HATE THEM, I WROTE AN ESSAY THAT I MADE UP TO PROVE IT"
>He gets told to either stop exaggerating bullshit or go home.
>He instead sits in the corner and DEMANDS to be catered to
>Still throws a fit when somebody decides to give into his whining and give him something.

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>>13878399
>monstergirls don't shit up threads
>Implying /hbg/ isn't exactly the same

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Since you faggots seem to have a problem with literally any writefag, have you ever considered that you're the ones who are wrong?

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>>13878405
I think you're delusional. All he did was give a fair warning for those that get their panties in a knot over everything. Which is sort of self defeating, but whatever.

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>>13878361
Are Yeti mgs big? They look human sized.

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>>13878427
That's not how democracy works, anon.

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>>13878413
>implying slippery slope is a fallacy
Sure, and alps would never be accepted here either, they said.
That's just a slippery slope, they said.

Seriously, fuck you.

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>>13878420
They can't get me if I get them first!

I'll cuddle the Yeti before she can cuddle me!

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>>13878429

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>>13878427
I'm say it's both of our faults. The writefags for knowingly starting shit, and us for falling for it each time.

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>>13878429
I think they should be able to grow big enough to keep you well protected in a snowstorm. Maybe a little over two meters?
>>13878436
But that's an adolescent! Abominable Snowwomen are big and scary and they ride yaks!

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>>13878427
No! Everyone else is a faggot, I'm the only helicopter!

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>>13878427
>Defending Alp who literally started his writefag career with nothing but ten responses of Fuck Off and Kill Yourself as if he's some sort of regular everyman
You've lost your perspective

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>>13878421
>muh strawman
Oh please.

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>>13878421
>Those pastries are poisonous
>But they taste so good
>Stop eating them or you will die
>How can something that taste so good be dangerous?

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>>13878427
I can't think of an active writer who the thread hasn't shat on at some point.

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>>13878430
Unsurprising, since 4chan is not a democracy.

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>>13878441
As a transcopter, this offends me.

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>>13878437
>knowingly starting shit
I'm pretty sure most of them just write what they want to write though. There are definitely exception like some of the memeworhty people, but the people who are active on these threads actually seem ok.

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>>13878448
Of course it is. The majority hates something, therefore it sucks and everyone else is wrong.

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>>13878437
>playing the victim

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>>13878439
>Maybe a little over two meters
I like it, but I also feel it would be a slow process.

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>>13877961
>3 beelzebubs

I guess I'm safe, they're going to be arguing over who gets to be cucqueaned first until my waifu snatches me away.

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>>13878442
All I know is the Alp he is right now, I've only been around for like 6 months.

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>>13878397
>getting ice shoved up your ass

Still verboten, you might be lax with ass security, but don't lump is in with your crew.

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>>13878461
So you know him as the faggot who just wrote about a guy getting fucked by fifteen black men?
>>13878464
Is ice male?

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>>13878437
>The writefags for knowingly starting shit
Holy fuck I hate people like you. So people should only write stories that they know will please the majority? This is the shit that kills communities.

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>>13877961
>6 Amazoness

I'd die for sure.

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>>13878413
>>13878402
Tell us why you're trying so desperately to add assfucking on males everywhere. Thread too vanilla for you? Feel free to leave.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://puu sh/jqxpI/108091f955.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

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>>13878475
Downright manic looks.

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>>13878467
>fucked by fifteen black men?
Anon that's just ridiculous. You didn't even read his story, did you?

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>>13878475
>http://puu sh/jqxpI/108091f955.jpg
Now that looks good.

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>>13878402
Nah, apparently he can also do barely related hyperboles as evidenced by >>13878474

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>>13878475
Oh bajeebers thats noice.

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>>13878444
Yes, you're doing everyone a great service, telling people that they're not allowed to like or have a good option of imaginary things in a place for liking those imaginary things.

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>>13878480
>responding to alp falseflagging
Even I can see the sarcasm in that post.

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>>13878427
>"i've been shat on, bob too, now this! they shit on everyone!"
>"it's all these 200 people who are actually wrong!"
Just stop now, it'd save you some embarrassment.

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>>13878480
Yes I did and all I saw was Tyrone, Chad, Jamal, Mugabe, Muammar and whatever the others were called assfucking that guy. Guess that's to be expected from a Swedish writer tho.

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>>13878475
wanwan.moe if you want to assassinate people wearing headphones.

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>>13878494
>"it's all these 200 people who are actually wrong!"
I highly doubt its more then 5-6 anons complaining most people dont give a fuck and ignore things they dont like.

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>>13878496
Alp is actually a Finn.

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>>13878496
They were only culturally enriching him.

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>>13878504
Literally the same thing.

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>>13878473
They know how to treat a man. You'll live.

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>>13878494
>200 people
Face it anon, you deliberately overestimated that because you're lonely.

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>>13878505
Well there sure as hell wasn't anything MG related in it.

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>>13878494
>"it's all these 200 people who are actually wrong!"
Holy over exaggeration!
The thread doesn't have 200 participants counting the lurkers and there'd be a shit ton more post if even 50 people gave enough of a fuck about this to chip in with just one post.

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>>13878510
Snowmongols lack the infestation and replace it with rampant depression, alcoholism and 14 months of winter.

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>>13878503
>only five or six
Not even him, but please anon, could you stop copypasting old Nega arguments? It's fucking painful. His number is stupid because there's not 200 people in these threads but don't start that vocal minority shit either.

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>>13878402
>slippery slope
>some fagg insisting on yuri being canon when KC has said it's not part of the official setting
>this past weeks we've had /d/ coming to post here, alp admitted he's written monsterboys in his stories stealthily, quicksilver fucked up big time and now this

Try harder.

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>>13878494
Good going guy, you just completely de-legitimized your own argument by choosing such a big number.

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>>13878531
>>quicksilver fucked up big time

Wait that guy from yesterday was him?

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>>13878531
>stealthily
There was nothing stealthy about it. The damn story is up on the pastebin right now and nobody has said complained about it. Ever.

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>>13878531
>some fagg insisting on yuri being canon when KC has said it's not part of the official setting
Uhhhhh hate to break it to you anon but he actually said the exact opposite and it IS a part of the official setting.

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Halfling girls when?

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>>13878504
That's worse, they've been raised and uplifted by Swedes.Fucking uplifted man.

>>13878513
>>13878519
We are easily topping 200, thread was having a stable 180+ posters at around when Mindflayer came out, and count the lurkers/those quiet enough to not leave a post in single thread.

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>>13878531
>quicksilver fucked up big time
I think he handled himself rather well actually. Sure he has some interests that conflict with thread opinions but he said he'd never post them here.

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>>13878531
>stealthily
You must be incredibly oblivious if that's stealthy to you.

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>>13878541
I knew I should have saved those qt Bilba Baggins drawings. They would come in handy right now.

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>>13878346

Yet nobody batted an eyelash when Ovaries did borderline vore.

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>>13878541
Like so. Oh no, TG shit!

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>>13878541
Shortstack is olev

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>>13878547
That's IPs you dofus, I alone account easily for 3-5 of those per thread thanks to posting from my phone and from a dynamic IP when at home.

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>>13878552
That's because nobody likes him anyway. He's got like half a dozen fans and nobody else reads it. Kind of like Alp that way really. A lot of the people that would hate it, just don't read his stuff because they don't like him as an author. It only stirs up shit when you bring the discussion here.

It's not that way with people like Bob because everyone goes and skims that just for the trainwreck and to partake in the communal bitch fest. Those are always a lot of fun.

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>>13878554
Adventure intensifies.

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>>13878554
I'd go fight some Dragons with her.

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>>13878539
>but only stuff like BI, MONSTERIZATION as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends will be mentioned IN THE OFFICIAL MATERIAL

Stop posting anytime.

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>>13878571
>half a dozen fans and nobody else reads
>Kind of like Alp that way really
But you people gorge Alp's shit up.

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>>13878574
>just fooling around amongst intimate friends
>intimate friends
That sounds pretty yuri to me nigga.

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>>13878554
Fuck off.

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Can't this thread die any sooner? I hope this shitflinging doesn't carry over.

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>>13878587
Nope.

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>>13878554
>stirring the pot

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>>13878531
>all this flipping out all over the thread but nobody flames the real mastermind
Let's not forget Harblador has been casually posting guro, sounding, pegging and scat like it aint no thang for more than a year now.

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>>13878593
It was asked for, it was given. What reason is there to be upset at that image?

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>>13878574
>Pure same sex relationships DO EXIST in the setting itself

By the power of conveniently chosen quoting!

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>>13878581
Intimate friends meaning monster who share a guy, since, again, only BI stuff will show up, if you want FF pairings /u/ is right there.

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>>13878580
Alp's got more fans, but there's still a ton of people that just don't read his stuff and don't care to. Same basic result.

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>>13878587
>>13878593
You people do realize that this would be pretty much exactly what happens in KC's canon? The instant the Demon Lord comes in to power, all monsters turn female. Including Hobbits.

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>>13877961
>3 Ignis at the same time
Hey, it might not be easy, but things could have gone a lot worse.

>>13878366
That sounds real nice, man. Real nice.

>>13878439
>Yeti being over 2 meters
Oh yes. That's pretty cool.

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>>13878574
This is like arguing with children. Just because a writer dosent delve deeper into certain subjects does not mean that said subjects are not officially a part of the canon. KC will not be writing about pure yuri but that does not invalidate its existence in the world its still an official part of the canon.

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>>13878608
What are those numbers based on? Because looking at his pastes, there's 148 hits on something that was only posted once and didn't get boosted by bots, so I'm guessing that's a pretty accurate number.

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>>13878621
Slowboros is a frightful sight.

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>>13878554

You know the fun thing is that a woman actually told the story of The Hobbit to her daughter with Bilbo as a woman once because Tolkein was somewhat vague with the identifying gender of the character.

That or she just did He/Him as She/Her.

>>13878571

Yet here I was, standing here thinking it was because my grasp of the literary English was shit and couldn't do anything to please you folks.

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>>13878621
Ssssssh. At this rate they'll remember this means futas are also possible in the setting, just won't be officially mentioned because they don't please KC's peepee.

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>>13878599
Most of that happens in the Oni story, yeah? I read most of his stuff, but that one just doesn't interest me, so I tend to ignore it. Still, it is pretty interesting. I guess Quicksilver was wrong about nobody going as far. Although he still does loli stuff real well.

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Everyone just coil up in some fluff and stop fretting. This is not Sodom & Gomorrah, but Babylon.

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>>13878639
>>13878621

Here's a great idea. How about we just have people tag shit when they post it so if you don't like the writer or have no interest in whatever's in the story you can save the trouble of flustering your own fanny over a fetish you don't like?

Jesus.

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>>13878623
Compare that to a random more popular author, even subtracting 300 hits for bots, and they usually still have 400 hits or more. There's plenty of the general readership that doesn't read Alp.

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>>13877961
>Khepri
>7

How very fitting! into the Khepri cuddle pit I go!

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>>13878475
That girl with the pink hair looks like Cherche from Fire Emblem Awakening.

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>>13878643
Because of all the whores?

Sorry, mac. It just popped in there.