Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

For a new Golden Age of Monster Girl waifus.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

First for all girls are good except mushroom.

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>>13854306
I need to find less vulgar and crude henchmonsters.

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Hey FruitCakes,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Truly, the only fate your monsters are worthy off is death at the hands of the emperors legions.

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>>13854306
Op is a faggot.
>>13854986
What the fuck is going on?

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>>13854306
YOUSONOFABITCH!

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>>13854306
The fuck are you doing

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>>13855053
Why is she so angry?

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Hey Makeup Artists,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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>>13855067
Because you touch yourself when you have her.

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>>13855072
>he died
http://blog.nj.com/ledgerarchives/2007/07/mountainside_crash_kills_two_y.html

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why is there no Glacies smut? Look at that sexy woman.

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>>13855483
Because Yuki-Onna are better.

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>>13855500
I'm sorry, do Yuki-onna have blades for feet?
Exactly, Glacies are better.

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>>13854306
SASUGA OP! I'm loving Albedo.

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>>13855483
I think there is at least one, actually. I remember a greentext from mid-2014 about a Glacies amusement park worker.

>>13855516
I'm not sure if I'd count that as an ADVANTAGE, but they aren't yandere fucks who will keep you locked up alone in a house, at least. Also their tits are nicer.

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>>13855558
>I'm not sure if I'd count that as an ADVANTAGE
It fits better with the icy aesthetic, imo. In fact, everything about the Glacies' design is superior to the Yuki-onna's, right down to actually having a design that isn't 'blue skinned woman in japanese clothing'.
That, and I just like it.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread's still not dead yet faggots get in here
>>13846679

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus tits!

[Anonymous No.]

Posting best bug.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I've think I've had enough Destiny for the night.

Have a nice night Anons, don't burn down the thread.
It'll just attract wisps, and they aren't going to let you go.
1k words in one day for new story.
Feeling good, looks like I'm back to righting lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Old thread's dead

You may now resume your shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

DOLL BUTTS

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>>13855678
>Imp tits!
FTFY

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>>13855685
I want to torture a shinki in the lewdest of ways possible!

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>>13855684
I'd rather indulge in hipposting.

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>>13855690
Why are Elins so slutty?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, always be wary of what you post.

You never know.

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http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP
>“No be scared. We keep you safety. Mon are for fight. Men are for make smiles.”
Aww.

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>>13855694
Because god willed it.

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>>13855696
>Wind up with a wurm on my doorstep asking me why I hurt myself.
>Telling me that there's better gundams out there.

Ok, I descided to watch one more and I am wondering why Orb, with their representative Cagali telling them to stop, do not mutiny against the one skinny guy on their ship.
On the other hand, delicious Not-Gouf whipping dog and NO ZAKU!
We have a new Ral.

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chubby loli lamias are my fetish

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>>13855702
Average you need to stop.

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>>13855702
>We have a new Ral
For all of 10 seconds.

But yes, the GOUFs are fantastic. I have a model of Yzak's and I love it.

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>>13855705
Looks more like a caterpillar than a snake from how chubby she is.

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>>13855705
>Chubby
A-are you positive that's not a caterpillar of some sort? Christ on a stick that's a fat snake.

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>>13855712
>>13855713
What if she was a tsuchinoko?

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>>13855705
She's so short and fat I'd sooner call her a slug than a snake.

I mean chubby lolis, fine, whatever, that artist does them great. But geez, she's so damn short, that tail's barely anything.

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>>13855717
>tsuchinoko
Bless you. Never seen anyone sneeze on the internet before.

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>>13855708
I can't, this is the path I've chosen, no matter how terrible it is.



>>13855711
Why you gotta shatter my hopes like that Anon?

GOUF is my favorite suit from the OYW.

AAAAAAND there goes the Ral.

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>>13855723
Remember that Toku is always there for you when you need a break from Gundam.

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>>13855728
Yeah.

Oh well, good night for real this time.
At least I have lifting and recreating 47 service tickets in our new system tomorrow to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

>NTR + Monsterboys
>Furry + Futa
>Furry
>Slutty Ganguro Lamia
Possibly the worst Monster Girl manga yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting since the last thread died. Thanks for the couple of comments like >>13855699
while you guys are reading so far.


http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP

It's something different than my usual. It's an adventure story from beyond the gate. Tried to do in a mix of styles and try a few new things, but should mostly have the flavor of something like The Mummy meets The Secrets of the Sphinx. Just a good romp in the desert.

It's in canon with the YB, M&M and Vengeance universes. You'll notice a lot of cross references to the shared history among them all. But you should be able to still follow along fine if you haven't read any of that.

Comments and crits are most welcome. I'll be resuming updates on my regular stories next.

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>>13855752
>worst Monster Girl manga yet.
It didn't even have vore.

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>>13855705
source?

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting since the last thread died. Thanks for the couple of comments from when you're still reading like >>13855699


http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP

It's something different than my usual. It's an adventure story from beyond the gate. Tried to do in a mix of styles and try a few new things, but should mostly have the flavor of something like The Mummy meets The Secrets of the Sphinx. Just a good romp in the desert.

It's in canon with the YB, M&M and Vengeance universes. You'll notice a lot of cross references to the shared history among them all. But you should be able to still follow along fine if you haven't read any of that.

It's a long one, about short novel length.

Comments and crits are most welcome. I'll be resuming updates on my regular stories next.

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>>13855774
Source of image or source of his fetish?

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>>13855752
I liked the slutty lamia. The furry was inexcusable though; it wasn't even the borderline stuff they used to produce, it's full on western snout shit.

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>>13855786
Image. Google/iqdb gave nothing

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>>13855752
The only thing I took away from that was the gyaru lamia.
In fact, I went straight to reading it and skipped the rest.
Seriously, how the fuck is Ahobaka's doujin the BEST doujin in the lot!?

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>>13855752
Well, on a the contrary, it's the MB getting NTR'd by a human, something you wouldn't expect. Plus, Ahobaka did a goddamn vanilla, hory shit.
But yeah, overall crap. I don't even care with these anyway, though.

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>>13855818
>MB getting NTR'd by a human
Monkey Girl slutting it up for those huge human cocks while a buff micropenis gorilla watches in tears when?

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>>13855805
http://exhentai.org/g/838225/fd1131128c

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>>13855818
Technically he got NTR'd while still evidently human, and then got the upper hand and "Won her back" after being revealed as a Monster Boy, so not really...

>>13855831
That on the other hand, sounds hilarious.

>>13855833
>>13855705
Oh right and I completely forgot about that chapter too. Decent, and I love that guy's chubby lolis, but why oh why is her tail so damn stumpy?

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>>13855843
She's a tsuchinoko, they're supposed to look like that.

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>>13855843
>That on the other hand, sounds hilarious.
Why not make it incest NTR for good measure?
>Monkey Girl little sister ahegaos from a pencilneck shota's comparively huge dick
>Massive big bro gorilla with his erect, tiny gorilladick goes apeshit in the next room listening to them fuck, beating his chest and screaming

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>>13855831
>You will never have a Kakuen childhood friend to cause playful mischief with
>You will never spend time with her at her place on several occasions
>The two of you will never jam out and play the songs of her people
https://youtu.be/ncBsTWav_I0?t=2m7s

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>>13855831
Just googled their average size and wow.
>somewhere in alternate reality monkeys are the sapient species with culture and science and their hentai equivalent of orcs, male centauri etc. are wild unreasonable humans raping everything that moves and mind-breaking monkey girls

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http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP
>Okay, you fucked up. But at least nobody was hurt.
>Giving a man a gun
Pfff

[Anonymous No.]

So I fetched this.

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>>13855883
It's even better when she gets chewed out for doing it too.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:
Fox women are the best!

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>>13855891
You'd think she knew better.

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>>13855887
Is that from the /v/ drawthreads?

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>>13855914
/vp/.

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>>13855918
Ah

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>>13855868
I want to play the bongos using a Kakuen's butt!

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>>13855895
Anyone else ordering her figure?

I got one on pre-order already.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready for 2017?

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>>13855936
I'll serve my new maters faithfully,

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>>13855936
But when in 2017 though?

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>>13855936
Not gonna happen.

If anything it's gonna be the flesh eating ones.

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>>13855936
Is 2017 the new official end of the world schedule?

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>>13855949
Yep.

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>>13855936
I have been reading up on it, they are now worried since the original document is damaged that the date 'may not be correct'

Lulz, nice back pedal in case nothing happens japan.

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>>13855924
Of course. I need someone to put next to my succuslut.

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>>13855949
Your new official half decade end of the world bullshit. After the fifth one, you get a free icecream sundae.

2017
2012
2003
2000
1992

etc. etc.

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>>13855956
>Backpedaling on doomsday prophecies
Isn't that all doomsday prophets though?
Remember how many people in the US ruined their lives back in 2012 only for that one guy to go "Uh, whoops I got the date wrong." And then he was wrong about the next date he pulled out of his ass.

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>>13855961
>1992
>2003
I'm unfamiliar.

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>>13855784
I loved seeing the Dragoon faction have relevancy and importance again, and that bit with the Dragon crossing over into the afterlife to see her husband was cute.
I'm kinda saddened that that busty Camel girl. or Shadda, lost her chance with the MC since that bit with the milk made me rock hard.
Overall 10/10, I didn't regret staying up till nearly 4 AM to read this great story.

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>>13855969
I want to learn how to make treats so good my waifu's tail wags on it's own.
I don't care if cooking isn't a "Manly" hobby, I want to be able to make tasty food for whatever girl ends up winning my heart.

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>>13855971
>Dragoon Faction
Oh reminders of my own shortcomings, how you come right the fuck outta nowhere...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ride a tall dfc wyvern into battle against oppai piggus!

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>>13855968
Uh, just check out this list and weed out the ones that say nuclear Holocaust. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

The older you get, the more you always see it's the same sort of people that have been doing the same sort of thing for thousands of years.

>All them medieval peasants panicking that the world was ending in 1000 AD

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>>13855961
2017 is when monster girls become real you dumb asshole.

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>>13855991
That's just enough time to gather guns, practice inna woodsing, or learn how to be a good husbando. I'm set either way.

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>>13855991
No, that's just the arbitrary meme date that some guy started spouting back when we were on /a/ because he was relating it to the new supposed 2017 apocalypse. That's why he chose that date for "monstergirls become real"

He even said so. Check the archive.

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>>13855967
Well, the ainu wrote the so called treaty , and the document is well over 500 years old.

I love how it was overseen by the fox Inari 'to make sure neither side cheated the other'

But yes, makes sense, even they know it could be fictional.

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>>13856003
I know nothing will happen, but you have to admit it would be kind of fun to see what they think of the earth after being away for so long.

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>>13856019
Humans ride around in metal boxes now! I swear its true!!

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>>13856002
What 2017 is, hopefully, however though, is when KC may well begin production of his MGE Game.

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>>13856024
I can drink to that.

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>>13855784
Really enjoyed this. Made me wanna up my game and that's always a great thing.

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>tfw when Liru game is officially kill
RIP

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>>13856052
Wait hold on a minute, I haven't been keeping up with the news about Liru
You're kidding, right? Right? This is all a joke. An elaborate ruse so you can have a giggle. Right
Right?

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>>13856052
>>13856056
Right?!

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>>13854306
More albedo

http://puu sh/jiJmx/ff13724691.png

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>>13856072
>Ruining a perfectly good Alberdo pic with, uhh
What's her name again? Haoir? Haori? Hao?

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>>13856072
>>13856079
Haohi. And personally, I quite like it. But then I'm a you-know-what fag.

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>>13856079
Hawhorey, I think it was. I bet it isn't hard to get her to lust for Papa Bones's skeledick. Monsterboy-kun is poor competition.

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>>13856083
Oh no, the picture's fine. It's just that
>The tits aren't big enough
>Missing the gold chain
>Haohi
I mean, if it was the lamprey or Papa Bones the erection in my pants could cut the universe in half. But now it's just there, you know. Nothing special

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>>13856086
I think Haohi's a girl. Or something. I don't know
Either way, Papa Bones would make a better pair in this picture. Or one of the elves. You know exactly which one

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>>13856094
>>13856088
Less should redeem himself by drawing a lewd version of 'the hug'

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>>13856072
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Idols!

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>>13856099
Yes

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>>13856072
> sh/jiJmx/ff13724691.pn

.less seems like he's deredere for yanderes.

Yan laska art, that yan white manticore OC, now yan Albedo.

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>>13856108
Didn't you know? .Less goes through phases

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>>13856072
>yuri
No.

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>>13856056
>>13856060
http://seismicxcharge.com/blog/?p=2836
It's kill

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>>13856114
I've never been in such despair in my entire life
I need a few minutes to myself. Leave me to grieve

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>>13856112
It's alright, it's canon

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>>13856121
>Canon
I'm going to throw a book at you
A hardcover.

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>>13856121
But Albedo loves papa bones! Oh, you mean the yuri... It's not canon either.

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>>13856125
Good luck, I'm behind cannon girl golems

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>>13856132
They won't save you from my BFG golem

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>>13856099
That will never happen because .less will never stop being a faggot.

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>>13856138
I just wanna see crazy-chan hug-fucked anally by a giant, gut-distorting bonedick and cum fountaining out of her mouth.

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>>13854306

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I want to steal apples from the tree in Old Lady Jenkins's back yard!

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>>13856149
Why don't you just ask her?

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>>13856134
No, but my Svalinn Tsukumogami will.

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>>13856157
>Mixing Norse with Japenese
Well done. I was confused for a second too

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>>13856163
No mythos is safe from bastardization!

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>>13856166
I mean god damn, you threw me off there
Well done

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>>13856099
[sopiler]tell me more

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>>13856177
Jesus Christ, what were you even trying to attempt there?

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>>13856072
Neato, .less-chan.

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>>13856170
She'll be scantly clad too, and her skin will be as white as the snow, with kuudere eyes and moonlit black hair, despite her being a shield to stave off the sun! Call me anon, ruin-er of all things

>>13856177
Do you not know of the Hug? The hug papa bones dispenses to naughty girls?

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>>13856193
>Call me anon, ruin-er of all things
Not the word I would use

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>>13856193
i might have missed that while reading the manga. ill need to read through it again

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>>13856197
Y-you're gonna call me a faggot aren't you?

>You'll never cry bitch-tears to thugdere Surt-chan
>She'll never pull you into her flaming abs protectively and boast, threatening to unsheathe her mighty flaming sword that heralds ragnarok and sweep the earth and heavens in fire with the other Muspell-nee-chans, if they dare hurt her anon

Damn, now I wanna listen to some amon amarth. Nyanon you fag, where's muh helheimu

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>>13856210
Manga isn't far enough. Gotta read the LN, son.

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>>13856213
>Y-you're gonna call me a faggot aren't you?
Also not the word I would use
My friend, I'm sorry if I come off as mean or asshole-ish, but you are a fucking genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856210
>Reading the manga
Get on that LN train

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856225
>Reading the latest chapter
>Watching the latest show
The ride begins as soon as it ends

>>13856219
y-you too

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>>13854306
I told you faggots that Undeath was the best thing since Succubi Conjuration Spells, but you didn't listen.

Now I got all the sexy chicks with heart-shaped pupils wanting a taste of my bone and you are all gonna look like desperate teenagers following the new trend I made popular.

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>>13856072
>Demon dominating an angel
Based .less.

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>>13856231
Personally I've been behind Undeath 110% since 2010.

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>>13856072
Way to ruin good things with that fucking OC.

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>>13856231
But I don't want to be a big sack of bones with no dick.

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>>13856241
Undeath has had all my boners since edgy paladin-kun turned into slightly less edgy deathnight-kun, and raised a Sylvanas banshee sexslave.

>>13856252
Now you're a big sack of flesh with no dick.

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>>13856253
I don't want to be either.

I like my dick and it likes me, we're a team.

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>>13856257
>it likes me
Gaaay

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>>13856262
Brotherly love you god damn dirty minded individual.

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>>13856257
>Not being able to magick up a dick on-command
Git gud.

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>>13856267
Not everyone is a Mage class anon.

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>>13856274
Wouldn't that be a summoner?

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>>13856287
I don't know anon, I never play magic classes.

Warrior/Fighter for life.

[Anonymous No.]

Would businesses have a human boy quota?
I'd imagine there would be a colossal disparity in high paying jobs since monsters are strictly better at everything.

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>>13856311
>I'd imagine there would be a colossal disparity in high paying jobs since monsters are strictly better at everything.
Good thing everyone on the future is a monster thanks to mamono mana.

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>>13856311
Well, human men wouldn't look at porn on the job quite as much for fear of enticing co-workers, and even married monsters would have trouble working effectively. I'd think businesses that want shit done would grab family men as fast as they can, oddly enough.

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Just finished reading Falling Leaves Ch4.

I think ThunderBrother is the only writer on /mgt/ that consistently makes me go, "hnngh, my heart" without relying on cheap methods like moe or kids. Man has a gift.

Pic of Jun created by TB himself in AA2, for those who missed it.

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>>13856375

Forgot pic.

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>>13856393
>2014 + 1
>making cats in AA2

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>>13856375
>without relying on cheap methods like moe or kids.
What are the non cheap methods?

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>>13855683
MANSWINE! If you're not watching dumb shows, why not walk into Mordor?

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>>13856375
>kids
>cheap method
You suck.

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>>13856253
Edgy paladin-kun? He was never edgy, he just did the right thing when everyone around him was a dickwad.

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>>13856429
>No! We must slaughter!
Come on, he was edgy. Shoulda hopped continent with his waifu and banged some kalimdor bitches, but nooo.

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>>13856432
Those people were going to die and turn into zombies no matter what. By killing them he stopped the zombification bit. That's all there was to it. He did nothing wrong, and Uther was an asswipe.

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>>13856443
The scourge cannot be stopped once it has infected the towns people. The land's best hope was to flee to the west. He made his bed, and he invited hoards of undead babes to sleep with him in it. He did nothing wrong, but he didn't do everything right.

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>>13856452
It's so easy for you to say that when you know the entire story. Thank you Captain Hindsight, The Hero of The Modern Age!

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>>13856465
He had more than enough information to take a step back and listen to the prophet. His pride was his downfall.

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Garithos was mostly right.
The only good elf, is an elf pregnant with your half breed mongrels.

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>>13856472
No he didn't, YOU did. Think about it from his perspective. The Prophet was just some random crazy guy. Seriously. He appeared to Thrall in his dreams and let him know the Burning Legion was coming back. What did he do for the humans? He showed up in one of their meetings and told them to sail west, the end was near!
Arthas knew only what was happening around him and had no reason to assume the two were related.

Let's drop this here and talk about
>>13856478
This. Let's talk about this.

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>>13856481
>Let's drop this here and talk about
No. He knew what the plague was. He knew there was a powerful hidden agency pushing it. He knew how the plague operated. He knew by the time he got to stratholm that it was too late to save his people. He chose pride and stubbornness. With a 'If I can't have them no one can' mentality he wasted resources on slaughtering thousands when he should have convinced his father to ship his people out west. The Prophet turned into a fucking crow right before his eyes. He was trained as a paladin and paladins were trained wise. Uther was wise as shit. You listen to dudes who can turn into crows. Also, are you Alp? To my knowledge only Alp wants to change discussion when people argue with him.

>>13856478
Sylvanas was right tho. Undead masterrace. 10/10 dark queen, would service and teach her love and trust through the power of dick.

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>>13856231
>You will never be an incredibly powerful Necromancer called Lord Anon and command powerful Monster Girls.

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>>13856493
>he wasted resources
If he hadn't killed them, they'd have become zombies. Did you miss that part?
>turned into a fucking crow right before his eyes
Yes, because nobody else could use transformation magic and everyone with magic abilities was sane and had good intentions. Oh, right.
>are you Alp
N-no.

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>>13855895
I want a fluffy kitsune wife!

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>>13856502
Fufufufufu

[Anonymous No.]

Would you pay the troll toll to get to her hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856497
Only druids had transformation magic tho. Druids and super powerful dudes with iconic legendary staves. Though to be fair if he were identified as medivh Arthas would have likely rammed his hammer through his skull. But if a human can do that shit you sit your ass down and listen, you know? Only a fool passes up an opportunity to learn. Speaking of, discarding hammer-chan for some corrupted sword-slut was a low fucking blow. She'd kept him safe so many times.
>he hadn't killed them, they'd have become zombies. Did you miss that part?
Not his problem. He should have had the sense to realize it. the Scourge had too much momentum at that point, all you could do was minimize casualties. Had his path branched there, he could have saved millions.
I think we've danced this dance, Alp. Do you have an arthas boner or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856511
So what you're saying is I need to agree to go with her to her comfy, fairytale cottage for a nice dinner of vegetable soup and bread. Before an evening of vigorous anal sex, then waking up in the morning to have honey on toast and lemon tea while we chat politely about the weather.

Just to cross her bridge and continue on my quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856516
>Only druids had transformation magic tho
Why would you say bullshit like that when the first thing you see the sorceresses do is turn each other into sheep?
>But if a human can do that shit you sit your ass down and listen, you know?
If only magic wasn't common in that setting. Oh right.
>Not his problem
Oh, oh you motherfucker. A paladin, the prince of the kingdom where this happens, not his problem?
>had too much momentum at that point
Conjecture.
>Do you have an arthas boner
No, but I feel strongly about this. I could also argue for why Illidan was a cool guy and Malfurion was a dick if you wanted. But now that you're willing to stop, lets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856511
What's the toll, and what's she serving in her hole? Malt beer and red meat off the bone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856536
>Why would you say bullshit like that when the first thing you see the sorceresses do is turn each other into sheep?
Polymorphing =/= transformation magic. To my understanding polymorphy doesn't include free agency.
>If only magic wasn't common in that setting. Oh right.
It's common but something as high class as transformation magic like that puts you a tier above. The higher mages had their own capital city. Only a fool wouldn't heed a wizard's words.
>A paladin, the prince of the kingdom where this happens, not his problem?
His duty is to his people, and to saving as many as he can. Not 'mercy'killing them. Uther was right. He failed as a paladin the moment he passed on potential information to save his people.
>Conjecture.
Hardly he witnessed it first hand in the battle of Hearthglen. They swarmed the country side, and utterly surrounded him. It took rounding them all up in one place and running cavalry through them to shatter their ranks. He knew then that it's momentum was incomparable.
>But now that you're willing to stop, lets.
I can argue this all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856551
>I can argue this all night
But it's not Monster Girl related and I'm the only one who will get blamed for shitting up the thread since you're just some anonymous bloke, so there's nothing to gain here.
>high class
Transformation is high class? Based on what?
>Uther was right
You mean the same guy who, when the Orc Blademaster told him the demons were returning, dismissed it off-hand and told Arthas how everything was fine and they would never come back? That "wise" man?
>incomparable
And yet the knights killed them. The Scourge didn't take down Lordaeron until the king died and shit got chaotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856551
>Only a fool wouldn't heed a wizard's words.

Except, you know, the Dalaran wizards themselves dismissed Medivh and certainly would have advised the King that it was BS.

>Uther was right. He failed as a paladin the moment he passed on potential information to save his people.

Except that isn't why Uther 'failed' Arthas. He did so because he killed the infected rather than try and find a cure for them.

>They swarmed the country side,

Shit like that happened during the second Great War, absolutely no reason to assume they couldn't defeat these undead like they did the orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856547
This should help explain things! More likely it'll make things more confusing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqL8ZXUhyNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856568
>Transformation is high class? Based on what?
Exclusivity I guess? If it were low tier every shmuck could turn into whatever they wanted.
>You mean the same guy who, when the Orc Blademaster told him the demons were returning, dismissed it off-hand and told Arthas how everything was fine and they would never come back? That "wise" man?
Eh, you got me there
>And yet the knights killed them
Wasn't that just an expeditionary force that nearly overwhelmed them? And the scourge retreated north and bunkered down in the plaguelands, did they even try to take Lordaeron before their king came back?

>But it's not Monster Girl related and I'm the only one who will get blamed for shitting up the thread since you're just some anonymous bloke, so there's nothing to gain here.
Oh fine.

>>13856575
>absolutely no reason to assume they couldn't defeat these undead like they did the orcs.
An enemy raising for every one of your fallen was a pretty massive reason. So is your entire grain supply being poisoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855483

>MFW I love almost all of the Elementals unconditionally
>MFW having silly smut ideas like a Dark Matter being able to internalize her sphere like flexing a muscle in order to temporarily not turn her immediate surroundings into a massive orgy
>MFW Glacies being yan-kuu
>MFW Ignis being so much of a fire crotch her pussy juice has the same kick as sriracha sauce and flows down your face and throat like nectar
>MFW Lava Golem-chan becoming one with you
>MFW Sylph asking what "fapping" means
>MFW Undine NURU
>MFW Gnomes and their big, strong hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856580
Yup, I'm ever more confused now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856507
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856568
>transformation is high class? Based on what?

The Warcraft RPG is an official source. Druids can transform into animals a good 5 levels before wizards and only fairly powerful wizards can transform at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let her wash you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856595
Bathing... Has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856585
I can agree with you except for Ignis and Gnome, but won't start a fight over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856608

The only time I'd fight you over different tastes is if you tried to say that a Matango infecting an entire castle with her fungus after you asphyxi-wank her is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856106
>No panties

Why am I not suprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856613
>implying its not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856637

http://oglaf.com/hypoxia/

[Anonymous No.]

In the last thread, i posted a poll on the for elementals
>undine has stolen the lead from gnome
http://strawpoll.me/5071526

[Anonymous No.]

>>13854306
>>13856148
>Those expressions
Is she a monster girl from Jitsu wa Watashi wa or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855784
>http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP

This was really good. Nice to see you're still with us, YBA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856676
>no Zylphe

Booooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856678
Overlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856690
the basics man the basics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856676
I want to go drinking with a Sylph

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856697
Gigamander is a basic spirit though!

Also the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856702
the 4 basics

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be turned into furniture together with your shoggoth waifu

forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856710
Dats sick mang.

[Anonymous No.]

Did that anon who started the greentext with the Red Oni, Blue Oni, and Jinko last thread ever continue?
>captcha: kayaks
>there is literally not a single kayak available in the picture choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856710

Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856676
>ignis in last
I kinda feel sorry for her
I voted Sylph

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855887

That is the second strangest lamia I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

moff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856375
Which parts did you go hnngh at, anon?

Yes this is TB. And the AA2 stuff was supposed to be a sekret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856528
Don't know about you, but I'd take the same route back when that quest is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856750
Mossu is besto, but that one in particular is pretty meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855705
That tail is way too short for how fat it is, and I like the artist's chubby lolis.
Also needed more of the loli oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856750
Remove moths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856676
>sylph in second
Happy days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856750
I'd love that moff to the point where she's permanently stuck in heart pupil mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856750
This particular moth has the spirit of a butterfly within her. Do not trust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856121
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856676
Where has the gnome love gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856809
that was yesterday, when there werent 57 votes and like 15 votes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856595
Only wash? Honestly I think cancer is creepy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856814
I on't find it creepy I just don't care about it. Which is funny. since I love me some spiderpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856817
Not the washing, the girl herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856750
>only 4 arms to hold your husbando
>only 4 eyes to watch your husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856814
Cancers are kinda cute. That pastel pink color scheme is really nice. The problem is if I had a Cancer gf, I'd never be able to introduce her to my family because my mom loves stonecrabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856821
I got what you meant.

>>13856822
A real Shoggoth would be too kind to make fun of the unfortunate! Impostor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856822
I bet she has an eye at the end of her vag so she can watch it from the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856836
>Eyes inside
>Eyes outside
>Has actual xray/cutaway view of you fucking her
>It's light because her eyes are luminescent too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856072
What a waste of perfectly good Albedo art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856832

A real Shoggoth would have such a predatory indifference to her "Master" that it'd be no small wonder they rebelled against the Elder Things on the Shelf of Leng.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh... how detailed do you guys like your SoL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856844
>>Has actual xray/cutaway view of you fucking her
Oh fuck that's hot. I bet she does it with blowjobs, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856844
Perfection, yes indeed.

You may shut Encyclopedia Kenkou, it achieved it's goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856852
Yes to shower and bath scenes, no to toilet scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856860
How about... detailed household chores? I should just gloss over this shit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856822
>wanting to get fused into some spooky slime monster
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856822
Shoggoths are just too good. All those possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856862
Yes if she's thinking about something interesting while she does it, no if it's literally just mindnumbing mopping the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856792
>Sylph

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856871
Ah, thought so. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856822

>MFW nobody cared about Shoggothes until KC did it

Words cannot express how much I fucking hate every last one of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
Show at least one relatively fappable pic of them made before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856072
>http://puu sh/jiJmx/ff13724691.png
>.less' slutty waifu is in there for no particular reason
It's ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
>No one in the monstergirl thread cared about something that wasn't a monstergirl until it became a monstergirl.
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
I wrote a Shoggoth-influenced girl beforehand, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856885

Z-ton's tentacle girl was basically a Shoggoth.

That and

>Not loving Abominations

>>13856888

Shoggoths fall under the greater umbrella of Abominations, it's a wonder no writefaggot worth anything had rendered the best kind of Slime in a short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856888
no one cared about sub woofers until it became a monstergirl

but i did

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856896
>sub woofers
Naw, I always liked hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
>being a freak and fapping to lovecraft monsters as they are

No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
I still don't care for them.

Bet you feel stupid now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
I hate you too, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855784
>Dat Anubis soldier

I don't normally like Anubis, but she was heroic and actually gave a shit about the MC when everyone else was just seeing him as a walking dick. Best girl I've seen in a writefag story all year. Nice work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
I liked Bollocks' Shoggoth story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856926
Fuck ayy Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
The fuck makes you think I care now?

[Anonymous No.]

Flat foxes are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856941
Modest foxes are my preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856946
Fat fox tats are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856941
>>13856946

Shit taste and fence sitters go to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
I don't get it
You complain that people didn't fap to "disgusting blobs of flesh so spooky just one glance would drive you insane blah blah" monsters? Seriously?

Many people fapped to Saya. And she is shoggoth. Probably

KC shoggoth is shit though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856941
Make that flat foxes with generous hips and I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856954
I'd prefer flat to fat, if modest isn't available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856954
Heard you talkin' shit like I wouldn't find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856962
>fat

YU FOCKING WOT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856957
>Saya
>she is shoggoth
Then so is the Girl from the meat dimension, who had a story, so I don't think he'll agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856963
Imma blow a raspberry on her stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856963
Nekobus is good girl!
Would feed fish and spirit energy till she wants tummy rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856072
Way to ruin it with that OC shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856946
I never figured that Sachito drew flat chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856072
Nice drawing, shit concept.

[Anonymous No.]

I seen a monster girl monmusu poster getting off the subway to akihabara a few days ago smh

fcking monster kids when will they learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856926
>>13856930
>>13856966
>>13856957

>Bollocks
>Mattering whatsoever in any respect

Oh okay.

Saya's kind of tricky to identify Eldritch Abomination, though, given her method of propagation involving taking over the entire planet and turning that one girl into a lump of living Hamburger Helper.

I haven't read Girl from the Meat Dimension because after seeing Thing-chan it's apparent that Harblador is Nyarlathotep and the beasts lick his palms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857009
>I haven't read Girl from the Meat Dimension
Go read it then, faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a chubby Amazon to rape me, only to get winded halfway through and ask me to get on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857032
>chubby Amazon
Why go for the runt of the litter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857032
My man.

>>13857037
Because the runt is snuggly and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857032
>>13857042
Casuals.

>>13857037
My man, dreaming big of the ultimate prize Amazonian Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857037
Anon she is very sensitive about her height! It's hard being the only six foot tall Amazon in her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857017

If I wanted to read something involving a fucking Meat Dimension i'd just crack open CL Werner's Palace of the Plague Lord and read passages of a Nurgle-inspired fortress where the walls are literally, not figuratively, made of putrefying flesh that has to be constantly placed on so as to prevent further degradation. All while maggots and other fauna wriggle beneath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857037
The others would just rape through me with no problem, it's not as cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856957
Saya isn't a shoggoth. Shoggoths maintain Elder Thing lairs (so KC did a real good job on them, they really are pretty much Mythos janitors), Saya terraforms worlds so that her masters can invade. Elder Things don't need terraforming because they're aquatic and can live just fine on Earth.

This "Saya is a shoggoth" thing only happened because a bunch of morons know shoggoths to be the only mythos creature ever. It has to stop.

On a more relevant topic, yandere stalker Hound of Tindalos-chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857047
;Hey, muscle is nice but sometimes I just want a soft, tanned girl to tease and cuddle up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857050
Wow, what an amazonlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857032
>chubby amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857052
She'd still slap you for fondling her flab. You just don't do that to a proud warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857054

I've been meaning to do a Hound of Tindalos short for what feels like eons, but procrastination and self-loathing have taken over. That and the physical description for them since it would inevitably be a BAD END by normal MG standards would have to be...

A Werewolf with four red Arachne eyes and fangs, whos skin is crystalline and translucent, showing off the network of veins beneath as they're given light by the neural synapses of her being shooting off their signals. She'd be a blueberry, of course, with a thick and wormy proboscis tongue that she can use to slather men in a viscous blue fluid to bind them before snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857067
Then the proud warrior must not want the sweets I made for her.

A shame as they're fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857059
Amazomlets need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857071
Now I'm imagining a pudgy amazon doing the puffy cheeks pouting routine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857079
Adorable.
Would stroke her hair, even if she towers over me, and give her cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857073
Don't call them that Anon!
She may start stress bulkan again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857073
Who would love a shorty like that? She's not even towering and intimidating, she's average and soft. Hell, some men are even taller than her!

How will an Amazon like that assert her dominance over her hubby, smother him with her expansive rump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857095
She could try but if she sits on me with that soft behind of hers then I'll just need to eat her out in revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857092
Oh no!
>>13857095
>smother him with her expansive rump?

That sounds like a start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857069
Just go for the behavior aspects and you'll be fine. Time-hopping yandere onee-san who takes the MC's virginity and then goes back to his childhood to do it all over again, this time with delicious oneshota.

Also do Yidhra as a reverse doppelganger who turns you into your ideal girl and rapes the shit out of you with her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857095
>She's not even towering and intimidating, she's average and soft
>Who would love a shorty like that?
Not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857092
>>13857079
>>13857073
>>13857071
>>13857067
>>13857062
>>13857095

You fucking people and your pudgy Amazons. There's absolutely no way I'd enjoy her rubbing those soft, meaty thighs all over my dick as she gyrated her hips while sitting on my lap as punishment.

Or having my face shoved in the crevasse between her anus and pussy to eat her out as I play her ass like bongo drums.

Or blowing raspberries on her stomach and pinching her flab enough times she becomes the legendary StrongFat Amazonlet.

Only to have her get pouty when I break out the Triple Cream Wet Dream Strawberry Sundae Delight and tell her that I want to eat it off her front like a good houseband. Only to fill her with my own special kind of creme filling. All night long. Until she's pregnant with all the Amazon babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857101
>Just go for the behavior aspects and you'll be fine. Time-hopping yandere onee-san who takes the MC's virginity and then goes back to his childhood to do it all over again, this time with delicious oneshota.
I can dig this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857098
Joke's on you, enjoy being trapped under a blissed out Amazon's ass, too out of it to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857107
Monster.

>>13857099
Oh yes,

Everytime someone makes fun of her height than she starts stress bulking but never actually lifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857107
I hope someone's capping these so my lazy ass doesn't have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857107
Fuck off with your chubby shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857113
>she starts stress bulking but never actually lifts.

Oh dear. We'll have to think of some physical activity for her to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857111
I dunno Anon, its quite big.

Even her taller sisters don't have a rump as wide as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857116
Good luck then,

She gets quite grumpy at times like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857116
Make a lasagna and bury it under a pile of bricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857113

I'm absolutely a monster because at the end of the day, just like with P'Orcs, I want to slather her ass with enough massage oil that it glistens like the motherfucking sun and makes lewd, squelching noises as she jackhammers down onto me, saying that she'll lose weight through sex.

Sharkteeth strongfat Amazon a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857107
>making a pudgy Amazon
>soft curves
>gravid belly
>sensitive, swollen breasts

I'll be in my bunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857125
So will she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857123
>strongfat
Do strongfat monstergirls resemble Pochaco, but with muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857129
Yes.
Although how soft/hard they are depends on the ratio

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857101

>That spoiler

There's a hentai doujin that's basically exactly that scenario. and it had futa.

Also, >time hopping oneesan

>Not just having her hunt down the MC and raping him once as an adult, then burning it into his head that he'll never escape her by her jumping through time and emerging from beneath his bed like the monster that scares children and stealth fucking him, silencing his cries with her proboscis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857129
Pochaco is fatfat. Yuugi is strongstrong.

Think a Pochaco/Yuugi hybrid for strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857144
I enjoy both.

I want to make my amazon the strongest and the softest at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857142
>There's a hentai doujin that's basically exactly that scenario.
The succubus one?

Also yeah, a Hound of Tindalos girl would probably be that one yandere moth with even more time fuckery.

Literally and figuratively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857162
>>13857162

http://exhentai.org/g/805483/e830240483/

You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857167
Oh, that one. Good old Date. I liked his take on The Thing more, though.

He and Taniguchi should do some stuff together, but if the two of them meet I'm pretty sure both of them (and probably the rest of the world) will end up as girls somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would make the best Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Holst or Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857182

That's primarily why I didn't like the spoiler. It's been done before (But then again what hasn't), and it's technically /u/, so people would get flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
P'orc wight. The ultimate soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Spider. Black Harpy. Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857069
>that spoiler
Do it. Pls do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
A Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857203
Would you say that's All Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with your infant monster girl getting fussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Anubis Wight. Pale white skin and big meaty paws inside her huge ethereal claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857207
Give her some milk from the fridge, hoping I don't mix it up with holst milk again, and burp her before taking her to bed with her mother and me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857207
Let the waifu handle it, I'm awful with children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856375

Gotta say, stories by thunderbrother, seafoam and lanternon are the only writers I really look forward to reading. A shame they only produce stuff irregularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857197
But technically futa is not /u/, it's worse.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a Lilim and show her the ways of my people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857218

Would she have in ghostly hair in addition to her normal hair for wrapping around your soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ahSCKmJAQY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857235
Ghostly, semi-transparent hair following the motion of her 'real' hair but with a second delay like an afterimage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Human

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul

Update Line 2714. Just some simple shit, and fucking around with an idea for a game made by MGs. Also, ghoul anal, something I don't think I've done before, so if it's awkward and shit, sorry in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857245

And when you get wrapped up in it your body and soul become sedated very quickly, overcome by the feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856814
Cancer would have been better off if her lower body wasnt an entire crab.

Right now she's just a poor girl that lost her legs in an accident, got her top half glued on a live crab and ended up with a cleaning obession from all the stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857279
Cancer is a sweet girl.
Just wants to wash you and hold you in her claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857279
She'd be pretty top tier for me if it wasn't for the crab eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857301
Same here. Remving the eyes from her lower body would go a long way towards making it not look like a giant crab eating a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857260
>“Story ‘bout a dude getting molested on a train.”
Oh, you. That was pretty amusing. Good shit, as usual. A game made by MGs would be pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857279
Move over smalltime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857226

Why do you think I dislike the idea?

I'm not here to rustle jimmies nearly as much as people give me credit for. Even I have my limits of stuff i'm willing to write. Futa being one of them. Predominantly because if I wanted a story of a girl with a dick fucking another girl I'd do a guy with gynecomastia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857260
You're a godsend, Peny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857325
>totally sounds like a horny, milfy Aoife
inb4 it's actually Aoife's mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857260
>that bit with the corrupted Paladin girl force feeding a dude with her own milk
>this is all happening while Clara is bouncing on Gryams dick
>surprise anal
Good shit, forced breast-feeding is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857327
Imagine all the hugs she can give

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857334
The Dullahan in the train molestation story seemed very cake-like, so it may as well be a close younger relative to Aoife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857336
Reminds me of the wight and her "kiss of death" from last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Tindalos-chan time travel
>MFW that'd be awkward as fuck to write because it'd force breaks in the story to jump through the time periods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857332
>>13857325
Happy you liked it. Man I really didn't plan for this to be so long.

>>13857340
I had it in mind.
>>13857336
I had this in mind too. Minotaur ex-paladin, right? Gotta love milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857340
Ice-cold level draining blowjobs woo woo!

[Anonymous No.]

Fresh off the presses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857346
>Man I really didn't plan for this to be so long.
Yeah, I didn't really expect it turn out this long either when I first saw that first 100ish? line thing, but I'm glad it did. Undead girls are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857350
Don't forget all the fresh, cuddly paladin zombies you get from it whenever she wins.

It's nice being the dungeon master.

Although a FIT holst paladin force feeding prisoners till they go holst would be nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857339
>a whole family of lascivious Dullahans

Oh geez, oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kobayashi-san-chi-no-maid-dragon-r15514

I found this. have you guys already seen it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857355
>FIT holst

I'd honestly prefer a Minotaur at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857332
>not transparent
Dis-gus-ting.

By the way, where's the nerds-guy? I think I miss the faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857361
If it works like a muscle version of Holst milk then I'd be a-ok

All them towering, minotaur expaladins.

I'm aMAZEd at how much I enjoy the thought of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857360
Looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857360
>Cool-Kyou Shinja
Yesss.
>yuri
Aww man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857368
I just imagined Holst milk - Powerthirst version. Mildly amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857351
I'm going to kill Ravana-Chan over and over for my claws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857371
It's pretty damn cute, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857360
>Shoujo Ai+Slice of Life

Sounds like the type of manga I give up out of boredom a few chapters in, but I'll give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857372
>>yuri
Man it's like puppy love. Or, puppy dragon love. I dunno, don't take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857373

That it would be, although I'm more interested at the thought of all those tall, tanned mino's in plate ara-araing when you return to the keep each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857360
What a fujo-looking Mistress. I wouldn't mind reaming all her CC holes until they gape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857351
So she's an ant? Hell, I wouldn't want to sword-fight her.

Nice to see your more solid style, even though I liked that light-headed one as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857390
Oh no, I didn't draw that. That's just a delivery I received from the /v/ drawthreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857383
I have a hard time connecting ara-araing with muscle girls, I tend to associate them with more direct, if not downright brash behaviors.

Now if it's specifically an older Minotaur, I could see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857351
Who the fuck is that and why should I care? I'm going to guess from some MOBA or korean game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857395
I believed it was SketchGuy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857279
I like it that way, honestly. That crab has personality.

What I want to see is cancer variants with different crabs than the fiddler we have. Like say, is there a Japanese spider crab girl who is tall, cool and aloof but secretly has a thing for little boys? A genki boxer crab cheerleader with aphrodisiac-secreting sea anemone pom-poms? Fairy-sized loli pea crab girls who swarm over your penis and wash it by rubbing it with their flat chests? Lazy, perpetually lethargic gall crab onee-san who won't ever leave her room and likes nothing more than to sleep while hugging you in her bosom? The possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857345
I like girls with time travel powers because, besides the shota thing, you could fuck her in her loli or milf form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857395
Right, could be the older one's doing it, the veteran's who never got to marry

There would be the brash tomboys greet you with a wave and the offer for a drink and maybe even a younger one who was a girly girl that's embaressed about her muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632285
Maid type: Oomukade
Name: Chihiro
Personality: Quiet, calm and caring
Statement: “Relax now dear, it is important for you to get some sleep.”
Notes: -

Chihiro grew up in a large Echidna family, as the oldest of seven sisters. Being the older sister, Chihiro was naturally responsible to help take care and protect her younger sisters of her family. This was no easy task, as her other sisters consisted of a Hellhound, Salamander, Cheshire, A Succubus and twin Wurms. Chihiro nevertheless did a good job doing her part taking care of her younger sisters, preventing them from getting in too much trouble. This was especially impressive due to her maid-type not being very well liked at Highschool.

As each of her younger sisters followed their own paths Chihiro started feeling emptiness in her life, having no goal after high school and being unsure what to do. Chihiro decided to enroll at MGC Maid Central. At MGC Maid Central Chihiro quickly felt at home and tried mostly quietly following her studies. She was however quickly recognized as a skilled maid of few words, one who was always there when you needed her. Chihiro endured no difficulties during her maid training, and finished her final maid exam at the age of 25.

Our Kikimora interviewer describes Chihiro as a “creepy and crawly bug with way too many legs”. She further describes Chihiro to have a somewhat larger than average looking build for an Oomukade, complemented by her for an Oomukade’s relatively large D cup breasts. Chihiro furthermore has beautiful patterns of venom lines glistering all over her body, including one rogue line of venom that marks her left cheek. Aside from an average upper body and her venom lines one certainly can’t miss her long lower body, consisting of many segmented pieces of dark red carapace. Even our Kikimora interviewer remarked that “for a filthy bug she certainly hit nature’s jackpot”.

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>>13857409
[Profile continued]

As a maid Chihiro has an above average performance, performing her duties with a good pacing. Any potential Master is not to be startled, as Chihiro has the tendency to crawl on the walls and ceiling, allowing her to clean hard to reach spots. This also allows her to otherwise perform her duties without having to ask her Master to move. This might result in odd experiences when Chihiro lowers herself from the ceiling to grab her Masters empty glass from his desk while he is busy with his work.
Chihiro has in some situations also been reported to pick up her Master when she feels that his behavior is causing him too much harm to his own health. Examinators working deep into the night have reported being lifted from their chairs by surprise and carried to their beds. A different “unhygienic” Examinator mentioned being forcefully put in a bath and cleaned, while receiving headpats from Chihiro after he had not bathed for a week. MGC Maid Central suggests that this behavior stems from Chihiro’s time where she as an older sister had to take care of her younger sisters. MGC Maid Central also believes that this is the reason why Chihiro has a tendency to headpat or hug her Master at seemingly random times.

Chihiro will occasionally, without words coil around her Master and press herself against her Masters back while massaging his shoulders and scalp. There is no need to panic as these events will always end as sudden as they start.
It is lastly worth mentioning that Chihiro is a decent cook and will ensure that her Master will not go hungry; preferring to surprise him with a different treat or meal every day.

[Profile continued in next reply]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857404
Now that's only some massage oil away from being my fetish. And maybe a nice, long thick braid for the veteran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857411
[Profile continued]

When not performing any duties Chihiro prefers to confine herself to the ceiling to quietly read literature or listen to music. She however does seem to have a preference to be in the same room as her Master is in. As Chihiro is not too talkative, her preferences and hobbies are not very well known or documented. It will be up to her future Master to figure out her other hobbies and preferences. MGC Maid Central however recommends her future Master to take Chihiro for a stroll now and then, as this was the preferred way for Chihiro to blow off steam and relax in her younger years.

MGC Maid Central recommends Chihiro to a Master who enjoys a fairly silent but caring maid, and does not mind an occasional more forceful hand to ensure his health and safety.

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>>13857412
Of course it would be there, a long braid of silver hair and she'd always talk about how you must really be a strange one to like an old warrior like her, especially with all the scars.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that my precious Big Zam?

Did they really bring Big Zam back for Destiny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857409
>>13857411
>>13857415
Always happy to see more of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857409
>>13857411
>>13857415
Kiki interviewer is really snooty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Yeti, she can warmly hug your body and your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857423
I'd love to have passionate sex with Chihiro while the interviewer watches and masturbates alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857417

Ok, now its just a Big Zam/Psycho Gundam Hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857409
>>13857411
>>13857415
>crawly onee-san
Based maid central delivers, as always

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857423
Just be glad that her comments weren't "YOU ARE A BUG! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE FILTH! MOP AND CLEAN! MOP AND CLEAN THE FILTH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857426
>Not getting her to clean you off between round before pushing her to the floor and fucking the bug again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857423
>interviewer is a lonely kiki who has not found a master yet and talks shit about the other maids in order to place herself higher
Or so I think
It'd be nice to have a story about her either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857432
>MOP AND CLEAN THE FILTH
That sounds suspiciously like yan-yuri to me.
>The filth won't stop coming out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857435
Holy shit that's hot. I'd love to have a loyal dick cleaning attendant that would give it a nice deepthroat stroke after every cumshot I pump into another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857416
I don't care how cliche it is, I'll never stop loving that setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857399
>Not playing the MMO that's going to take over as Number 1 since WoW is dying.
>Especially when it had cat grills and now Dragon Grills

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857448
I stopped playing MMOs due to being mostly pointless time and money sinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857447
Don't forget that she'll lay your head in her lap if she's feeling particularly affectionate.

Also, despite her age, she can probably still get pregnant.

Would you be the one to do it?
Would you be ready for the other Minodin's to get jealous and go for a kid as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857454
Yet here you are shitposting and going >tfw no monster girlfriend
here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857372
>>yuri
See? This is why people hates you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857345
Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856753
>Wanting to shield the world from the beauty that is a plump, shy Tanuki.

Bad ThunderBrother.

I'm not that anon you asked, but here are my thoughts:

In Aviators you did tend to rush to the "one true waifu" thing pretty quick and it was clear that they were going to be happily ever after pretty early on. It was more a slice-of-life and had relatively little romantic drama.

I rather like this one because it builds up more tension and suspense that sucks you in, because of the uncertainty of whether MC will accept her advances or reject her. (Although you shouldn't necessarily exploit that and have them only hook up at the very end.) I think it's a welcome change in your stories that you're adding at least some serious obstacles to the love rather than just railroading it straight in.

By comparison, almost everyone in Aviators that knew the couple pretty much expected the pairing happening, both in the story and the readers. There was some drama like MC's parents not really accepting a MG girlfriend, but it wasn't any real serious threat to the relationship.

In longer stories, most good writers need to be able to kind of alternate genres to keep the reader's interest over a prolonged period (slice of life, smut, drama, etc). You see this in longer novels, anime (hotsprings and beach episodes) or movies (moments of humorous banter in action flicks) to prevent monotony. By incorporating romantic drama into this recent story, you're showing your improvement as a writer.

Anyways, didn't intend for this to be a long prose. I'm a writefag myself so I think about this stuff more than the average person. Keep it up Thunderbrother.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13857472

Theodore Logan pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857444
>Finish inside the girl you're fucking and pull out
>Kikimora cleaner eagerly sucks you, licking off the excess cum and getting you hard again
>Force her off and go for another round with the other girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857409
>>13857411
>>13857415
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

>>13837351
MGC Maid Central would like to give out a universal warning on the risks of overcharging Kiki’s.
Please avoid excessively headpatting your Kikimora maid as this has in several cases resulted in a so called “overcharged Kiki”. Overcharged Kikimora’s are extremely susceptible to over-cleaning, forcefull cuddling and nuzzling with their Masters. Overcharged Kiki’s have in some situations even attempted unauthorized intercourse with their Masters.

Please prevent overcharging your Kikimora maid, headpat in moderation.

>>13857436
>>13857423
>>13857432
Please do not mind our Kikimora interviewer. While she will often make remarks about other maids, she in the end will always stand by their side when it matters.

At the age of 36 she currently does not have a husband and is neither active as a maid due to her interviewing and administrative work. She might become active as a maid again in the future.

I like putting comments from her in profiles, and i'd like to expand on her in the future. But right now she really needs a name, any suggestions are welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like to be an incubus? Would you be fine with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857483
>Suggestion
May

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857481
>It's a gangbang and the cute Kiki only gets a tiny droplet of cum mixed in with a mouthful of monmusu and human vaginal juices every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857456
>group of babyl crazy Minos

That would take a whole lot of doing, but having all of them affectionately caressing their expectant bellies would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857483
I want to headpat the interviewer until she gets overcharged and then continue headpatting her while I irrumate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
Provided I look the way I do now with a few minor adjustments, and don't have a dong the size of a summer sausage.
Sure I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
Being an incubus has pretty much no downsides other than the minimal risk of becoming a furry if your wife is a beastman. And even that can probably be handled with the proper application of monster mojo.

So yeah, bring it on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857475
I wonder which folder I should put her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
Since he already said there are no actual visual changes, sure. Near infinite stamina is pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857502
She's obviously a baphomet, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
A human with a longer lifespan and more sexual resistance? Why not

>>13857501
>the minimal risk of becoming a furry if your wife is a beastman
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
Honestly? I'd be worried I'd be losing something nameless yet fundamental to my very being, so I'd rather not. I'd be bros with a monstergirl, but I wouldn't sacrifice my humanity to one. I'd hope she'd understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855784
>YBA
Hell yeah! I was wondering here you went.
I was worried you were dead for a while there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
> unable to function in society without getting your dick wet every couple of hours
> all your other hobbies and interests fade into the background as sex addiction progressively strangles your ability to enjoy anything else
> get condemned by the goddess of mankind as anathema
> will never take your son to a baseball game

Yah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857517
To be fair, he did mention his status whenever someone mentioned that he might be among the dead writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857527
>will never take your son to a baseball game
That one's ok, you'll never have them as an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857534
thatsthejoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857512
But if you keep having sex with your waifu you will eventualy become an incubus.. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857511
>What
I recall KC saying somewhere that if you fuck a monster enough, you can start gaining minor traits related to her species. So if you've been seeing an arachne, you get spider sense. If you've been purchased by a tanuki, you probably get business acumen after a while and can pay off your debts to live as her equal instead of penis slave.

Or you wake up one day to find that you have a muzzle. Up to your luck, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857403

Ehhhh. I dunno man. I'll have to mull the idea over.

Not like i'm confident to ever write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857539
Only if your waifu gangbangs you with her friends.
>Additionally, even monsters not of the succubus family can accelerate the incubisation process by continuing to ravish a man with multiple monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857403
>One day you end up seeing three of her
>Normal her, milf her, and loli her
>Seems all three of them wanted a go with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
>Would you like to be an incubus?
Of course.

>>13857527
>unable to function in society without getting your dick wet every couple of hours
>all your other hobbies and interests fade into the background as sex addiction progressively strangles your ability to enjoy anything else
No difference from my life today.

>get condemned by the goddess of mankind as anathema
She can go fuck herself.

>will never take your son to a baseball game
I find comfort in the thought of possibly having a harem consisting of my wife,our daughters and granddaughters instead.

Really, there is no downside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857539
> But if you keep having sex with your waifu you will eventually become an incubus.. I think.

Some are more incubising than others. It's basically about how much demonic energy she has.

For example, if a dark matter so much as brushes you, you're pretty much there already.

Succubi family mgs convert men really fast too, maybe only after a few fucks.

But at the other end of the scale you've got things like basic slimes, which barely have any demonic energy at all. You can basically churn them up as much as you want and barely even start down the road to incubus-dom.
That's why there's stuff called "succubus nostrum" somewhere in the world guides, that lo-power mgs go buy at the bazaar to turn their husbandos into rutting machines double-quick.

>>13857551
>Additionally, even monsters not of the succubus family can accelerate the incubisation process by continuing to ravish a man with multiple monsters

Where's this from? (I like it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857555
> No difference from my life today.

Well... me too, but I recognize this as a problem to be fixed, not a boon to be enhanced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857539
I would be bros, it doesn't mean I'd fuck her. To hell with becoming an incubus and losing my soul, I'm staying human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857547
Why are you doing this to me. Why must you give me hope and then take it away just like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857560
>Where's this from?
Wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857573

Because i'm Lord Voldemort

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857567
You don't want to fuck monsters and you don't want to be an alp either, what are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857579
Lord Moldybutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857582

Yeah sure why not. I may as well be a mold ridden Tom Riddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857545
The traits are never a physical feature. The only way to get them is through temporary potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857580
They're nice to jerk it to, and I like the idea of a world of monsters who don't want to eat me. Anyway, if monstergirls took all the men in the world then surely both humans and MGs would go extinct from lack of boys, right?

In the end not everyone has a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857533
Guess I wasn't around for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857580
Speaking for myself: it's rape fetish, anon. Having mgs fuck you is hotter when you have genuine intellectual and moral objections to them doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857579
wizard hitler please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857586
You never saw the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857600

I'm the dude who did scrape and lick vampiress, anon. Of course I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857602
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857580
I'd totally be the husbando of monsters like YBA's recent Anubis, because her dedication is insane, but otherwise yeah, I'd stay single. I'm no cumpump.

why is captcha obsessed with pickup trucks now?

[Anonymous No.]

Your baby monster girl daughteru has been biting things and leaving teeth marks all over
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857190
Apophis?

>>13857210
That sounds fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857610
It's the ball gag for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857610
Sabbath brand pacifier, built to withstand everything from Dragons, to hellhounds, to even little hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857592
>Anyway, if monstergirls took all the men in the world then surely both humans and MGs would go extinct from lack of boys, right?
Oh, I'm sure they would realize this at some point and both humans and monsters will have to live in peace. And if that fails, human breeding farms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857593
Not all inactive writefags are dead. Some of us are just waiting out writer's block or out of ideas for now.
YBA's awesome one shot is a real kick up the ass though, I wish I could be that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857351
>Loli Ravana Girl
DANCE TO THE SONG OF THE RINGING STEEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_3hRm7K8g

>>13857399
It's Ravana, Four-fold Master of the Blade, God of the industrious insectoid Gnath.
Though I suppose Mistress and Goddess, in this case.

>>13857375
I want the Spear and Greatsword, but I can't even get past Bismark EX...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857620
Would you really feel good about yourself knowing you descended from cattle? I wouldn't, and I'm not even a HFY type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857620
>spoiler
I'd rather let everything burn, traitor scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857630
Humans have been treating each other like cattle for years now. Maybe one of your ancestors got fucked over by some big mean group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857632
I think dystopias make for pretty damn interesting settings, like Soviet Fluffy Tails or YBAs Yellow Bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857630
Meh, if I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857635
Perhaps, but its not guaranteed. A human breeding farm would be though. I'm a sub, but even I have my limits. Humans and Mamono should be able to co-exist, and that means the odd human mating with another human once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857638
And I think they're dumb.

It seems we are destined to be enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857484
Yes and yes.

>>13857587
>Never a physical feature
Technically, the translations we have of his statements say that MOST incubi are no different from humans physically. Most implying there are some who are affected more than just their virility. So, in theory, if you were to do a Cait Sith long enough, hard enough...But nobody here would do such a thing with a Cait Sith of all things, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857638
They're fine as long as they'll not overblown MONSTERS EVIL HUMANS GOOD! wankfests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857646
>MOST
Well of course he can't say never because that would make some people sad and wants to please everyone. It's like you don't now how he works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857647
That I agree with. Even if it's a dystopia, not everything will be black and white.
There would be examples of nice people and scum on both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857409
>>13857411
>>13857415
>>13857483
>>13857483

God's work. Keep it up and take care of yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857638
YBA's whole setting is a dystopia. It's like PeterDNZL's story suffered a bad end and we got stories set 50 or so years after.I'd like to think modern tech would freak out a magical society pretty hard. I mean, to a civilization based on magic an assault rifle would be lovecraftian in principle, and a monstergirl world would be horrified at the concept of fighting men to the death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857650
I know how he works, but the whole "Japanese No" bit only goes so far.

It's not as though he's being more expressive of his negative indications towards the idea, like with out-right Monster Boys (Which he at least likes, but doesn't want to write in because mGe) or Futa (Which he was quite clearly like, "If you want, here's an explanation, but I ain't goin' anywhere near that"), and of course there's the two things I know of he has out-right said no to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857647
Pff, I wish we'd get that one once in a while. Usually, we're the bad guys around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857658
That's bullshit and you know it. If you switched the roles of humans and monstergirls in some of these stories, they would screamed out of here for taking the monster's side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857653
>PeterDNZL's story
I haven't read that, what happens in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857658
This. Most contact stories are:
>monsters invade our world
>men are rare in their world
>they invade, but only looking for love
>mean humans kill them for invading

But surely humans defending Earth from other worlds is only sane? Who the fuck wants superpowered rapists wandering the streets of New York or London or whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857646
>But nobody here would do such a thing with a Cait Sith of all things, right? Right?
No. But shaving their fur, making it into a furry transformation potion and tossing that at unsuspecting monster couples?

Yeah, I'd totally be down for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857662
I see you've never met a traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857669
>Who the fuck wants superpowered rapists wandering the streets of New York or London or whatever?
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857669
No, don't defend yourself, that's literally worse than Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857671
"Traitor" is just a fancy word for anyone who' tired of the HUMANITY STORNK circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857670
You are quite literally worse than Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857668
Monstergirls invade Earth, they somehow kidnap large numbers of soldiers and taliban, mass rape happens, humans recruit MGs to fight for them and that works when modern advanced weaponry can't for some reason.

It's actually a nice story, even if its one of the least believable Monstergirls-invade-Earth stories out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857669
>Who the fuck wants superpowered rapists wandering the streets of New York or London or whatever?
I don't mind. Not that London would change much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857678
>as opposed to the "invincible monsters" circlejerk
You're a funny guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857685
God forbid some people take the side of the monsters in a thread for Monstergirls and get tired of the "le epic" stories of them getting butchered and destroyed by the pure flawless humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857678
No, I think people who advocate human farms are deserving of that title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857679
Nah, the worse-than-Hitler dickmove would be to haze the husband with that thing and throw him into a furry orgy until the power of the dick makes him alp into an actual cait sith.

Then you send his (her?) before/after photos to his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857682
I want /pol/to leave.

You're thinking of Birmingham anyway. The south is relatively safe. For now.
I'd actually want a monstergirl invasion here, it'd balance things out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857692
>get tired of the "le epic" stories of them getting butchered and destroyed by the pure flawless humans.

Oh yeah, we're drowning in those. Can't go one day without a story like that in /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857708
You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857701
Okay that's not Hitler-tier, that's gettin' right up to Stalin.

[Anonymous No.]

So...we still like monster girls here, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857710
The only bad thing here is that you've made me lose my sides. Now I have to get new ones, and boy, what hassle that is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857720
Some of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857708
Honestly, I'd like to read a story where modern human tech trounces monstergirl mary sue bullshit.

Lanternon did well with the whole exploding collar thing, but I'd think a fighter jet or tank could fuck over the average fantasy setting monster, even if the monster in question had big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857720
Yee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857732
I dunno man, big tits are a strong contender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857720
I don't care much for your insinuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857632
I want to fight for the monmusus and take a Paladin girl POW. Then I'd take her as my slave and have a pure relationship with her until she accepts me as her husband and consents to become my wife, after which I'd lovingly deflower and creampie her in the town square where a human marriage would have a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857720
I want to see a Hex Maniac Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857723
Don't dodge the subject again. What's wrong with wanting stories in which the monsters aren't just there so the MC can heroically mindbreak and mutilate them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857748
I am both disgusted and aroused.

>Implying that's a boat
Captcha pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857599

If I were wizard hitler i'd ban every MG except Witch because loli is love for people who like that kind of stuff.

But honestly I don't care what you guys like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857751
There's nothing wrong with that.
But please don't pretend that we even have that many stories like that. We both know that 90% of all the shit here is in monster's favor.

So spare me your outrage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857720
>You're gonna fuckin' grab my fluffy snuggle lumps and rock them all over your dick, right?
>You're gonna wrap your hands around me and hug me tightly right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857773
I want to motorboat a cowtits Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857773
I wanna snuggle a yeti and a weresheep at the same time. Coziest nap ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857773
Please no. I'm trying to play a game. I can't think about that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857764
One of the longest running stories we have is just what I described not to mention plenty of greentexts and the general attiude and double standards shown by posters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857781
I want to give a flat chested Yeti hathor milk and watch her become cuddlier an fluffier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857781
>a yeti will never giggle when you motorbat her and not take the situation seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857720
Wheres the uncensored version of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857798
There's an uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857752
I bet she'd feel awkward joining the housewives' ring as a former Paladin. Oh well, I'm sure the monsters would be nice to her and she'd make a lot of new friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857792
You fool, your going to create a cuddle monster beyond anything we've expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857789
One, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857622

I'd say I have writer's block but that'd be a lie. It's just self hatred

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857809
I don't care, I shall unleash thousands of them on the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857807
I assumed the head covering her lower half was a convenient censor. I'm gonna be pretty heartbroken if there isn't one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857815
There isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857814
The cuddle horde comes than.
I'll let my Haughty, plump cyclops mistress know that we'll be having a new addition to the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857811
One that's been running for over a year and has had more work I put in it then his good stories. I did mention it's more of an attuide problem expressed in some people, which creates an audience for these types of stories to pander to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857808
I approve, a woman's place is at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857821
>it's more of an attuide problem expressed in some people

Could you expand on that? I do think I can learn a thing or two here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857820
Yes, fear the great cuddle horde!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857828
Will they impose cuddle quotas?
Will I need to quarter them?
If so the mistress requests that we take no more than three, those are the only rooms we've yet prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857833
I don't know, they're unpredictable like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna work with Mrs. Freeze Yuki-onna and cause an ice age for the cuddle horde to flourish, everyone will require cuddles to stay warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857837
Very well, I'll let the mistress know that she should begin using all of our Hathor milk before they arrive.
Don't want it going to waste.
I'll need to let the chef know that she'll be cooking for quite a few more now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857821

If you writefag stuff you're pandering to begin with. No lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857826
Some people have seem to really go out of the way to make monsters the baddies. You see it when some people either twist the setting or make stuff up to make monsters worse than that are. Its also apparant when people talk about wanting to do things like minbreaking or ruining a girl, only to cry "but that's wrong!" when someone talks about monsters doing the same to humans. Its just dumb to take a waifu setting in which happy endings are easy to get and look for what little could be seen as bad so they can go "monsters are bad! Fuck them!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857732
I for one don't want an even more poorly written Gate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857483
>suggestions are welcome.
Stephanie
Marie
Sophie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857860
Sure, but the opposite happens just as often, if not more.
And I don't think it's people "going out of their way", they don't have to. The faults and dark implications of MGE are well known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857821
>>13857860
>this again
How much do you want to bet it's the same butthurt snakefag trying to raise a shitstorm again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857880
>snakefag
Is this a new boogeyman? I can't find his entry in the boogeyman wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

Arachnes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857878
I honestly can't think of any serious stories in which humans are evil and the monsters good. As for mge kc has been going back and making it cleaner. He wants it to be a lead n cute waifu setting, not monsters vs humans setting #632

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857888
>He wants it to be a lead n cute waifu setting, not monsters vs humans setting #632

I don't think that's possible unless he rips out stuff like the rape and corruption aspects.
And I'm pretty sure he won't, since that would also result in a more standard setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857888
There will always be people that take issue with things so long as humans aren't at the top, for one reason or another. Always. I wont say if its right or wrong, it's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857904
It's less about being on top, and more about the overwhelming underdog position we've been given.

That might just be me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857904
That's the root of the problem I think. Some people just hate it when monsters hold any power over humans for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857894
>Rape
It's just "This inhuman girl is aggressively seducing me! Waaah! What're we gonna do on the ground onee-chan?"
>Corruption
It's just "Revealing your inner desires without caring what society thinks".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857904
Both sides I think are thinking in too black and white terms. For me the best setting is "Monsters and humans are both good and evil and it really depends on the individual".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857915
Nice try KC, but I see through your clever ruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857915
>Waaah! What're we gonna do on the ground onee-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857914
And why shouldn't they? Look what monster do with their power.

Looking at you Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857930
I'll take Druella over most human leaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857930
At least monstergirls want others to be happy, unlike the human ruling elite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857931
Ok, you drew my aggro. What's the next step of your masterplan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857886
>Look what monster do with their power.
>Looking at you Deruella.

Stopping zealots from wiping out monster-human communities that just want to live and fuck in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857932
>we decide what's happiness and what's not
Thanks Mamonobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857934
B-But I just wanted to talk about Arachnes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857934
oops, that should have been for >>13857930

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857938
Hey man, leave Arachne-kun out of this. It's me you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857886
Why is she bullying those poor bananas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857945
She wants potassium I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857934
>Fuck your zealots
>I support my zealot though
Pot-kun, when will you finally confess to Kettle-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857732
>Exchanging Monster Mary Sue bullshit for HFY Mary Sue bullshit.
Yeah sure, lets do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857886
Alright, Arachnes. So what's the most appealing about them to you, anon? Either physical and/or behavioral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13853484
>lame cheshire
>strong kitsune-tsuki
>psychic hellhound
>teleporting lizardman
>twin liches
>super succubus
Kind of fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857949
Thanks for your input fence sitter-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857963
>twin liches
Aw shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857964
>fence sitter-kun
That doesn't even make sense here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855784
Am I the only one who didn't get shit from this story?
It was like watching an episode of a Star Trek spin-off without knowing shit of the Star Trek universe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857958
>So what's the most appealing about them to you, anon?
>physical
Big pedipalps to lock you in as she milks you while suspended, elven ears, and big milky spider titties.
>behavioral
Prospective stalker-oriented fearboners, potential yandereness/sadism, and the fact that the clothes they knit for a man or boy they like can be considered a wedding ring of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857448
And which MMO is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857970
To understand the context behind things like what the Dragoons were, you many need to read YBAs earlier stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857736
I want to grab that bull by the horns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857958
Pretty much everything that >>13857979 said, but with the added bonus of web bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin-chan is the only girl I'll ever love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858002
I want to join a Paladin Order and be a Paladin just like her!

Evil Monsters beware! I'm going to beat you in the name of friendship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857979

>You will never have an Arachne blueball you by tying webbing to the bottom of your shaft and milking you senseless until your eyes are tear stained and she's just wanting to hug you tight with her pedipalps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858001
>added bonus of web bondage
I forgot to mention that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13853484

>Warm-up Khepri
>Strong Alp
>Psychic Wererabbit
>Teleporting Dark Priest
>Twin Alraune
>Finale Goblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858008
I work for an evil Monster and I will defeat my own Paladin nemesis by tickling her armpits and kissing her until she surrenders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858008
My brother in arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858002
I want to send Paladin-chan a video Of me getting gangbanged by big scary monstergirls for money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857886
Meet Flaming Newspaper. The combination of a Spider's deadliest foes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858002
Good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855492
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858020
>for money
That's not how it works, you whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858020
I want to make a series of videos of me cuddling Paladin-chan and send them to her convent. They'd get more and more steamy as she gets corrupted, until the final one shows her actively holding my hands as we sleep together on the grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857979
>Prospective stalker-oriented fearboners
I do love both actual obsessiveness and stalking or simply predatory patterns in mannerisms as well as posture and movement

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858025
If I can get paid for having sex then why shouldnt I charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858002
Even if Paladin-chan gave you cookies that are slowly going to make you too fat to move so you can never escape her?
and she does the same to herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858002
I want a Paladin-chan corrupted into a Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/6kKPsQb.jpg

fuck yes that papi butt

god damn

Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858033
Not saying you shouldn't, but it's not rape at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858032
My nigga, obsessive behavior and body language really drive stalkers home for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858044
Well, he said gangbang, not gangraped. Him doing it willingly would probably hurt her a bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858044
You can consent to a gangbang

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858041
>EMG
>harpy
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858007

> You then remember her pedipalps are also electrically charged

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858002
I want to bake Paladin-chan lots of sweets and goodies until she's nice and soft!
So soft that she's regulated to a nice, safe desk job back at the academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858052
>not liking Harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858057
>liking harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858036
I'd prefer a genuine Shoggoth. All the sanity straining carnal acts one could have witnessed her former masters enjoy with their husbands and she'd be aching to savor them all herself with a lover of her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856072
Is it really necessary to put your self-insert into everything? Because she's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858054
Which kind of monstergirls would best work as androids? Disregarding the ones that are almost entirely humanoid my vote would go to Arachnes and Lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858060
>liking anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856253
>Now you're a big sack of flesh with no dick.
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858069
Nanomachine swarm slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858068
Well...be glad it isn't pony shit, cause those are the worst offenders of "Shoving their shit into everything".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858069
Golems? Aren't they kind of androids already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858072
>liking shitty birds
>not liking superior monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858069
>Android Harpy with cybernetic blade wings and beam-talons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
Why won't you hurry up and die a lonely death already anon?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858079
Harpies are monstergirls, not birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858054
There's actually a tree spider, Drapetisca, that traps its prey in a cage made out of its pedipalps and chelicerae. They're also called invisible spiders, because they're really well camouflaged against the tree they inhabit.

So every time you go to a forested area in MGE lands, you are under the risk of getting stolen away Predator-style by a ninja spider onee-chan, who would lock her pedipalps around your body and refuse to let go until you agree to become her husband and release your seed inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858052
>ignores that ass, that snatch, those tits
get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858087
I'm being derogatory towards them, genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858089
That's pretty insightful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858094
>liking second-rate assets
No, you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858101
>having shit taste
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858089
Salticidae were here, Linyphiidae are loosers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858101
>second-rate assets
Nigga I'll fight chu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858102
>has shit taste
>tells others to leave
I will never yield to taste as shit as yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858107
>chu
NO!
Not again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858054
>>13858054

I honestly don't give a shit about ELH's donut steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858089
Aren't they exceptionally small?

Makes me imagine a small spider girl latching onto an unsuspecting guy and insisting on having caught him despite the obvious size difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858089
>you are under the risk of getting stolen away Predator-style by a ninja spider onee-chan, who would lock her pedipalps around your body and refuse to let go until you agree to become her husband and release your seed inside her.
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858114

> Implying implications

2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856884
Nigga, I have wanted my own pet Shoggoth since Demonbane was translated. The only difference now is that I want to fuck it instead of having it fuck other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858104
Please, we all know that theridiosomatids are the best spiders. None of this "stalk prey, try to lure it in with sneaky tricks" nonsense, these things just crash their entire web into their prey. They have neither need nor regard for subtlety and material costs.

Wendilgarda-oneesama would have bought your entire family and school complex and convinced you to become her personal butler before Portia-chan could even complete getting your schedule to arrange for you and her to "coincidentally" bump into each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858117
Clingy loli ninja spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858104
Please, we all know that theridiosomatids are the best spiders. None of this "stalk prey, try to lure it in with sneaky tricks" nonsense, these things just crash their entire web into their prey. They have neither need nor regard for subtlety and material costs.

Wendilgarda-ojousama would have bought your entire family and school complex and convinced you to become her personal butler before Portia-chan could even complete getting your schedule to arrange for you and her to "coincidentally" bump into each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858145
>Portia
Wait, aren't those jumping spiders? Or is there another genus or species with that in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858124

>Implying he's not the guy running the Quest on /tg/

Yeah okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this delicious Arachne talk
Big-tittied, muscular Goliath Arachne when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858161
Running what on where, now?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858179
Even the fluffy spiders who just want a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>Liking monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858198
I'd hug her. What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858166
>>13858166

Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858206
>liking anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858198
Yes, all spiders are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858206
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858218
Fuck Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858224
That's the idea, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858224
In their big plump cat asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858224
I'd love to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858230
After some hot dogging, but yes, that's what I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858224
Only if I can bully her first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858209
She might take you back to her spidercave for tea and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858234
You'd still have to catch her first. It's no fun otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858224
I'd rather rub a Kakuen's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858262
I'm relatively in-shape, but running isn't my thing. I'd probably just get pissed at her for her teleport spam, go sit down and start watching TV, and hope she'll take the initiative.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to blow raspberries on smug loli fox tummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858271
Before or after railing one insensate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858283
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play EDM for a Gandharva and see how she reacts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858166
Right after a solifugid arachne who is feared by her entire department because everybody thinks she's a horrible monster that wrestles ushi-onis for exercise, even though she's just a lonely office lady who still isn't married despite her age and only wishes to come home from work to a hug and a warm meal cooked by a loving husband.

This sun spider hate needs to be stop, they're harmless animals that only chase you because they want to rest in your shadow. Don't you want to see your solifugid wife's bright smile after she discovers that you've made an arachne-sized parasol for her, allowing her to enjoy the shade whenever she goes out for work? Don't you want to walk under it with her and quietly enjoy her embarrassment after she notices that she's been acting like a lovestruck teenager despite her age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858271
I'd rather blow raspberries on a sweet loli fox instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858299
That sounds good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858224
What right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858166
Right after a solifugid arachne who is feared by her entire department because everybody thinks she's a horrible monster that wrestles ushi-onis for exercise, even though she's just a lonely office lady who still isn't married despite her age and only wishes to come home from work to a hug and a warm meal cooked by a loving husband.

This sun spider hate needs to be stopped, they're harmless animals that only chase you because they want to rest in your shadow. Don't you want to see your solifugid wife's bright smile after she discovers that you've made an arachne-sized parasol for her, allowing her to enjoy the shade whenever she goes out for work? Don't you want to walk under it with her, chatting and laughing all the while, and quietly enjoying her embarrassment after she notices that she's been acting like a lovestruck teenager despite her age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858307
hnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858299
How about a kuudere loli fox?

[Anonymous No.]

Japan just torpedoed TPP, the monster girl doujins are safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858336
Glorious day! You're not shitting us, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858285
>wanting to blow raspberries on the tummy of a fox loli quivering with anticipation and watching her squirm
>wanting to blow raspberries on her stomach one she's a sloppy panting mess, too absorbed basing in the afterglow to react with anything other than quiet cooing
I have no words for this, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858224
Shit, so freaking cool, Lord Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858307
Fucking spiders, man. Still, as long as she doesn't have any sort of personality swap she sounds nice.

>>13858323
That would be good too. Maybe I could even get a slight smile from her with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858307
>Don't you want to walk under it with her, chatting and laughing all the while, and quietly enjoying her embarrassment after she notices that she's been acting like a lovestruck teenager despite her age?
That sounds fantastic.
>>13858336
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858271
That one doesn't look very smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858336
One quick search later it turns out that the negotiations failed, but that the plans arent off the table yet.

This is about trade agreements though, what does it have to do with Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858388
Got any that look smugger? I didn't have any in my folder that were smug and loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858323
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have that 'if this is consensual then im out of here' picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858399
I want them both. And the kitten peeking in the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858296

I wonder how flustered I could make Sun Spider Arachne by putting on a tabard patterned after Macedonia's flag, putting on some classic Beatles, clasping her hands (claws?) in mine and tell her.

I've finally found it. My Sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858198
>Spider
>Six legs

[Anonymous No.]

Can you name a single bug that isn't great at cuddling? No, you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858393
This one's probably the most applicable I've got that's worksafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858388
only because she knows she's about to get raspberri'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858419
Praying Mantis is great at cuddling?

News to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858399
Two lewd Foxes jumping on the bed!

One fell off and bumped her head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858427
>implying kuuderes aren't always great cuddlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPaUma6R_k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858421
Oh yes, this is excellent. Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858434
Well a Mantis has to make a living somehow.

Even if it's as a contract killer who's been paid to kill a Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858417
Spiders can loose some legs and still be effective hunters. The Portias mentioned upthread are some that have legs that break off fairly easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858441
There's still no indication that she is a spider to begin with, much less of anything that would indicate that she somehow lost two of her legs.
Or four, considering we can't see any leg on her left side other than the front one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858419
I don't know, man. Beelz, Bees/Hornets, and Mantis don't seem like they would be very good. The last one could have some amusing interactions while cuddling, but as for cuddling itself, not so much. Hell, even things like Devil Bugs and Khepri are only decent because they come in groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858419
Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858463
I want a muscled lilim who loves cuddling and is willing to suffer through Destiny with me

[Anonymous No.]

>"A-Anon, you still love me r-right?"
>"Even though the FEV left me like... this hideous monster?"
>"A-A-Anon...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
Just more hands to hold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
Oh Jesus Christ fucking shoot it until it dies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
This is not what I wanted when I asked for "Centaurs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
Yeah, you bet. I want to kiss each of those tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
I figured a Centaur girl would have bigger titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
She doesn't look THAT bad. Clean her up, put a dress on her, give her some walking gloves, maybe something to cover the scars on her face if it bothers her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858412
She's probably the kind of woman who doesn't really understand gaming references, but gets frighteningly good at the games themselves in no time at all if given the chance.

So I suppose confusion, followed by gradual embarrassment as she picks up the Dark Souls series, followed by her showing up to bed one night in hand-sewn Gwynevere cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
Time for tonguejobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858514
Sloppy Centaur Kisses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
Whats a FEV?

[Anonymous No.]

Best maid.

Best Slime.

Best png'wali Cthulhu ftaghn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858542
Forced Evolutionary Virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858453
Alternatively the artist might consider her arms to count as a leg. Though i'm going to stick with the idea that the artist either can't count or knows nothing about spiders.

It's still a nice artpiece though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858542
Magical fairy dust that turns people into mutants.

Basically Mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858545
I'm still loyal to my Kiki.

Shoggoth is indeed sweet, but I'd rather do something to be worthy of being around someone that sweet than just be a leech to her 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858545
Why is everybody trusting her so easily?! Look at that grin! She's up to no good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858545
>Best maid.
Definitely.
>Best png'wali Cthulhu ftaghn
Absolutely.
>Best Slime.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858561
every MG and women up to no good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858563

Nuruenago is so forgettable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858563
>>13858545
But neither of those are Parasite Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858542
Because we already met her cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck.
>>13858573 was for >>13858561.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858563
Izumi from Working!! as a nuruenago when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858567
But the Shoggoth you trust? A demon of the elder gods? You're all crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858580
I can't say for everyone but I trust no one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858572
Poor paraslime is still the saddest thing in the entire MGE setting.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that wasp girls are so shit they paralyze an arachne for months on end and fill her belly with the eggs so the spider has to deal with pregnancy and childbirth instead of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858580
>shoggoth
>serving the elder gods
This triggers my autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858589
Two girls!
One body!
both for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858573
If you can't count her tentacles in your hand
She is a creature who is quite bland

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858592
The Old Ones. Whatever.

Bad things that do bad shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858589
>"Cool, everyone gets to be a cute girl?! I wonder what I'll be like?"
>"Wait, I'm not a cute girl that clings to her man 100% of the time?"
>"I'm still a shitty parasite that uses meat puppets?"
>"Thanks Demon lord..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858596
>elder gods
>bad
This triggers my autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858597
I'm going to believe that paraslime actually gets to build a slime body by templating from the girl it captures, becoming a true monstergirl at last. The carrier and her slime doppelganger then double team the man they like.

Even mind fusion is not enough, because this sort of happens in the official profile and the slime is still somehow stuck playing wingman for the girl while she gets her brains fucked out. Even sadder is the fact that paraslimes can apparently alp people if they have the disposition for it, meaning that even fucking dudes can live out their being-a-cute-girl fetish while the poor slime looks on helplessly, feeling all the pleasure they feel but knowing that they will never be able to give to receive that pleasure on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDep8t8fWf4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858597
I'm going to believe that paraslime actually gets to build a slime body by templating from the girl it captures, becoming a true monstergirl at last. The carrier and her slime doppelganger then double team the man they like.

Even mind fusion is not enough, because this sort of happens in the official profile and the slime is still somehow stuck playing wingman for the girl while she gets her brains fucked out. Even sadder is the fact that paraslimes can apparently alp people if they have the disposition for it, meaning that even fucking dudes can live out their being-a-cute-girl fetish while the poor slime looks on helplessly, feeling all the pleasure they feel but knowing that they will never be able to give or receive that pleasure on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858434
>holy fuck that's metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858634
A good question is if the girl becomes part slime or not, her body more malleable than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858640
Two psuedo slime twins, both wanting your dick? I wouldn't be against the idea as long as the human girl keeps her human brain, but her body overloads her with hormones to make her uncontrollably horny like other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858654
That's always been my outlook, the two merging and the slime acting as a powerful, if primal, mind while the girl's mind is more intelligent and has all her memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858654
>A good question is if the girl becomes part slime or not, her body more malleable than normal.
We're told that she can absorb semen from all over her body, so at the very least her skin is probably slimy.

>>13858654
>I wouldn't be against the idea as long as the human girl keeps her human brain, but her body overloads her with hormones to make her uncontrollably horny like other monsters.
This is actually what happens. Parasite carrier retains her intelligence and gets all the pleasure, while the slime itself carries her, eliminates her enemies and acts like a goddamn bed to her while never ever actually being able to become a true monstergirl.

So yeah, it's regular old monsterization for the carrier and a living hell for the parasite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858668
Well, I had it in my mind that they'd at least LOOK human on the outside. Sure, that's boring, but you still get all the slimy goodness anyways.

But we can agree that parasite slime > matango, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858668
Or, and here me out, the parasite portion can, after its charged up enough, form a slime "twin" of the carrier during sex and both double team you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858680
>they'd at least LOOK human on the outside
Yeah, same here. Human on the outside, but can absorb semen like some sort of lewd velvet worm. Speaking of which, there needs to be a velvet worm monstergirl that draws men in with twin slime cannons. From her nipples, possibly.

>parasite slime > matango
Nah, matango came clean with Mad Hatter, nowadays they're only hated because their profile picture is from the Ediacaran. Dryad is definitely a contender for the most horrible fate award, though. Pictured: A regular day at dryad forest

>>13858684
Yeah, that would be cool, but it isn't the case at the moment. Gotta take it up with KC, because damn, being a paraslime really sucks right now.

[Anonymous No.]

You're at the tavern of a small village, nursing a mug of ale, when this brash Oni Swordswoman walks in and challenges you to a duel.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858662
I try to mental gymnastics my way round the tragedy of parasite-slime-chan by imagining that the parasite slime isn't really conscious. It's just a dumb blob of goo impelled by crude instinct. Captures a human woman and uses her as a whole-body onahole to milk semen out of men, which it then absorbs for sustenance. But it never gets smart enough to rue its own nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
That ain't fair, I'm a healslut I'm not spec'd for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
Sorry mam, I'm a healer, not a fighter.
You'll want Ivan for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858719
Then let her break you in. And you can healslut it up for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
We're going to set some rules for this duel. Am I allowed to teleport behind her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858704
Well, you do have a point. Dryad is pretty shit.

>>13858712
Clearly I should offer her a strong drink first. What Oni can turn down ale strong enough to burn the throat on the way down? I keep feeding her drinks, and eventually we end up 'fighting' in the bedroom. She still wins, but I didn't get anything broken. Pelvis might be cracked though.
Then I sneak off with her shit like the sneaky thief type I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858719
>>13858727

God damn it Moth-chan we told you to put a few points into multiclassing Fighter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858731
Only if it is nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858731
Yes, but only if she teleports behind you after you've teleported behind her and gets to say "Slow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
>work my ass off all day in the farms so the village doesn't fucking die off
>come in the tavern for the little time I have for a break
>foreigner drags her ass in right for me
>LETS D-D-D-DUEL

I'd be pretty frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858745
>Your Weresheep co-worker appears out of nowhere.
>"Yeah! Anon! Beat that Oni's ass with your giant farmhand arms! Show her that this village means business!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
It's time to duel.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a househusband for a pair of twin Amazons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858749
N-No I don't want to fight her, I just want to finish my drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858774
How would spooning work out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858781
They would sandwich him or take turns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858781
Spoon sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858781
Sandwitch.

>>13858774
Is one tall, fit, and busty while the other is Even taller, stronger, and with a booty that just won't quit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858774
Well I want yandere Mantis twins to watch me as I sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858749
>you will never get your ass beat then comforted by your weresheep like a cute comedy duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858792
>Is one tall, fit, and busty while the other is Even taller, stronger, and with a booty that just won't quit?
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858802
>"It's okay Anon! She just got lucky! And I know you'll always be the strongest in our village! Baa!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858800
Are they both trained psychopathic killers who scare the other members of your gang. But they're fanatically loyal to you and follow your every word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858792
>>13858805
How much booty are we talking about here? On a scale of 1 to DAYUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
Question her as to why shes challenging a man who is clearly not holding a sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858830
You know those Oni types. Can't leave a village, town or city without having at least one fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858830
She likes you and wanted to ask you out but panicked and challenged you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to confess my sins to an oni nun, so that she may SMASH them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858824
She's very pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858828
http://i.imgur.com/7x29m0d.jpg

Left girl with middle's ass for me. I also wouldn't mind some more muscles on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858824
I'm not really a fan of being a gang leader, I'd prefer it long ago one of my ancestors did a great favor for the Mantis twin's family with the reward being each future generation of their family protecting each future generation of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858828
DAYUM! DAAAAAAAYUM!
Is the level we are on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858858
Honestly, the left girl probably has a better booty than the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

OK, if I was living around the more hotheaded monster girls, I'd be completely fucked. I can't fight to save my life, and I'd end up being raped by the first oni or ogre who wanted me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857473
Super-late, but:

Yeah, I agree about being too romantically quick with Aviators. I actually planned for the first chapter to be a one-shot. After I finished it I thought it'd be neat to keep it going.

Thanks for the feedback, fellow writefriend. And thank you for reading and saying you're seeing improvement in my writing; it really means a lot.

Have a tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858858
That one on the left is pretty, but that one on the right. God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858815

>You will never bury your face in the warmth of her woolly neck, stealing a kiss from her
>Tasting the sweetness of her saliva and pressing in for more, pushing her against the wall
>She'll never see your loins stirring and tell you it's inappropriate to do it at the office
>You'll never keep kissing her and fondling her breasts before you bring her into a conference room
>You'll never tear open sheep-chan's blouse to reveal her dark colored breasts, kneading them and massaging them as she continues to twist and moan
>You'll never massage your cock in the downy wool of her bush between her thighs, lubing up your cock's underside before penetrating
>She'll never resist you at first, then buck her hips wildly against yours
>You'll never lay down on top of her from above and behind, thrusting into her and feeling the springy flesh of her ass bouncing back to you as your pelvic bones continue to meet in an increasingly loud coital romp
>You'll never bury your face into her wool again as you explode into her, laying on top of her in the middle of the conference room
>All of your co-workers saw the entire thing, and most of them just smile at each other and say stuff like "it must be nice to be young again"
>You'll never get away with a light slap on the wrist and a "Please control yourselves" from the CEO
>He'll never look at a picture of his wife on his desk as she gives him an undercover blowjob from beneath his desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858864
Ah you'd fine, no way they'd be interested in someone like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858853
Pretty but deadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858874
How did I see that coming?
But yeah if opposites attract, there's no way I'm attracting an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858871
Anon finally snapped and molested the genki sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858815
Why is she brown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858898
She's a black sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858892
That's a little more than molested. I don't think she minded it in the least though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858871
That's sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858871
What's a sheep doing in an office?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858871
>>He'll never look at a picture of his wife on his desk as she gives him an undercover blowjob from beneath his desk
Now that's the good life. Under-the-desk BJs a best.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Ushi-Oni to wrap her legs around me and snuggle me, giving me the warmth I need in my freezing cold room.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in an unsatisfying, poor excuse of a marriage with a monster girl that only even looked at me because she was incredibly desperate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858912
>freezing cold room.
Please switch rooms with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just came back from a trip to a mostly rural country
>Go visit some relatives who live in a farm
>Go check out the animals
>Goats and cows kept staring right me at all times whenever I was around
>Sometime later, go to a festival happening downtown
>There's a literal fucking "touch the goat" booth in it for whatever reason
>Goats are staring at me again

This was a whole lotta weirder than I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858922
But anon, if my room isn't freezing cold, I won't be able to get warm snuggles from a fluffy Ushi-Oni! Besides, if your room is hot, you can get cooling snuggles from a Glacies or a Yuki-Onna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858912

Just get a Dragon girl to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858927
They know what you did, anon. You can't escape their judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858930
Thanks to a couple of incidents in my childhood, I'm not a big fan of fire. I'd be terrified if a Dragon tried to heat up my room with her fire breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858927
TOUCH THE GOAT, DO IT NOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858915
Sounds like how I'd meet mine.

Then again, with my luck, she'd have a much better opinion of us than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858927
Touch the god damn Goat Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858939
They always claim to. Coming to believe them is part of developing a good relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858939
Knowing my luck she'd fucking despise me. Ah well, it's not like I deserve anything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858949
>>13858936
>>13858932
Guys, I don't trust this. Something's not right with these animals...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858871
>You'll never massage your cock in the downy wool of her bush between her thighs, lubing up your cock's underside before penetrating
rug burn

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE SHOGGOTH remove shoggoth
you are worst monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
niet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
Kiki can't handle a little professional competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
kiki strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
REMOVE KIKI remove kiki
you are idiot and worst bird smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
Why didn't you listen to Kiki with bolt cutters
She was protecting you from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857409
>>13857483

Anon, minor nitpick, but as I recall echidna's are hardwired to always have another echidna as the first child (to prevent themselves from going extinct). Might want to rewrite as her being the second oldest, or having to act as the oldest because the first daughter ran away with a man to join the Sabbath, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wait a second.
>This isn't right.
>Everything i so... cold
>Why is it so cold?
>The unexpected lack of warmth around you has finally woken you up from your deep, deep sleep
>You are still far too sleepy to open your eyes, but you try to pull your arms in for more warmth
>What the hell?
>Something is holding your arms in place, keeping them splayed out on your bed
>Grim thoughts start assaulting you as you try to move your legs with similar results
>Someone has tied you to your bed.
>Guess it's time to open your eyes
>As your eyelids slowly crack open, you brace yourself for the worst
>Things just keep getting weirder though; you have to blink a few times to make sure you actually did open your eyes
>Your room seems darker than you thought possible, almost as if something has sucked any traces of light from the room
>You jump a little as the warmth you fell asleep with returns at your sides
>It isn't as strong as before, but you can definitely feel it.

>You feel your blood turn to ice as four glowing crimson orbs wink into existence, inches from your face
>The orbs glow gold around their edges; every so often a pair of them will blink at you
>Now that you are more awake, you can feel the tight ropes pulling your limbs to the corners of your bed
>You haven't been this afraid in a long time, your fear is really screwing with your focus
>As much as you struggle, they don't let you move more than a few centimeters
>Your wriggling around seems to have alerted your captor to to the fact that you aren't asleep anymore
>That and the fact that you probably brushed against them in your struggling
>"Good morning daddy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
I'm detecting some jealousy. Are you telling me you never got to feel your master eat a perfectly prepared meal off of dished that you formed from your own flesh? The gentle caress of his fingers across the plate and silverware? Never felt the soft touch of his lips on the napkin you formed just for him?

How unfortunate it must be to be a kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
Yeah sure, Shoggoth seems like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
>no Kiki-Wight, Mindflayer, and Shoggoth maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858991
Oh yes. Finally. I was looking forward to more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858991
Ho, continue?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to merge a kiki and a shoggoth to create the ultimate meido!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855090
I can't help being so sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Kikimora/Shoggoth feel if they were hired by a grouchy, arrogant rich man who only cares about money and pays their services with nothing but cash for taking care of his mansion for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859024
They would team up to seduce him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859024
They'd dominate the shit out of him and make him into a hard working maid lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
>>13858975
>>13858979
>>13858985
>>13858992
>>13858994
>>13858995
>>13859002
Guys, what if image related as a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859024
So A Christmas Carol with meidos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859031
Fucking purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859031
A cute, normal girl as a Kikimorra?
Would be nice, although I'm now imagining Kiki's with alternate feather colors like green and blue.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright everybody, time for a game where the fate of other Anons is in your hand.
>roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>the person above you has to snuggle with whoever you roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
Whomever is above me is lucky.
Enjoy your Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859027
>>13859030
>>13859032
>Maids acting up on the master
>"What the hell do you think you're doing? You're here to do what I paid you to do, not get all giddy on me. I have an important meeting to attend right now, and I don't have time for this. That'll be all."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859049
>Hobgoblin

You'd better have a proper appreciation for oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>Barometz
I hope the dude above me likes slimesheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859055
>Kakuen
Are you ready for the cuddlemonkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859055
Oh, I do Anon.
Thank you kindly for the oppai, she's going to get hugged, snuggled, and carried all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>Amazoness
Well... hopefully you like them, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>Ryu
Lucky asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
I can only imagine the quantity of Greens protagonizing abandoned kikis skyrocketing since with this new maidos arrived into town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859052
>Implying either of those girls are submissive fucks that always take orders.

Sooner or later they'll tie him to the bed and fuck him until he can't go a single day without screwing his maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859052
Would it be unmaidlike to drug his tea with aphrodisiacs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
Hope you enjoy the lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859072

>Devil Bug

HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859078
I hate you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>Blue Oni.
Someone got lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>Alp
Have fun faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859078
>>13859084
>Guy that gets me a Devil Bug gets an Blue Oni
Assassinations are in order

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859066
Thank god I don't have to snuggle with a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859086
Damn it I wish that was me.

At least Blue Oni is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859072
Well, I don't really like dragons, but she's the best type, so I guess I lucked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
Whoever's above me, enjoy your Doppelganger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859075

What if he's travels alot to keep his fortune in check with investments and rarely spends his days in the mansion the maids had been hired to work in?

>>13859076
Probably, if he drinks tea at all given the hectic lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859089
I think you got a Lamia and that sucker got the devil bug.

This is confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859101
Too bad, he's getting dominated and there's nothing he can do to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
Reminder: Use this link instead

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

To filter out all the non-MG profile pages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859101
They'll find some way to slip him one, and after he pounds both of them, he'll never go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
Kitsune-bi

Have fun, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

I think maids are a shit fetish and I'm judging you all for liking them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>>13859116
Enjoy your Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859126
ok then I'm judging you even harder for not having a maid fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859110
>>13859115
But the money! He can't keep his precious fortune safe with this goddamn maid rebellion in the way!

He's in the middle of negotiating 400 billion, Anon! Four Zero Zero Billion, not one Euro less! He's gonna get really mad if he loses the deal because of some rowdy maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858991
>That familiar, inexplicably cheery voice along with the feeling of two small warm paws on your chest calms you a little, but they raises far more questions than they answer
>"Tai? Is that you?"
>At least your voice works
>"Yep! Tia is here too!"
>Two more silky paws find their way to your chest
>"Okay, but why am I tied up?"
>"Because!"
>"Because why?"
>Tai seems to delight in not giving you any information
>"Because we felt like it? No! Because we needed to!"
>"What is that supposed to mean? Needed to? Can you at least turn a light on or something?"
>"Okay daddy! Heeheehe... We'll turn the light on!"
>You have no idea why the Hellpups are giggling softly, but at least they agreed to something
>Neither of them seems to want to move though
>"Girls?"
>The only answer that comes is the brief sputtering of flames being brought to life
>Twin jets of bright yellow hellfire erupt from around your daughters' eyes
>The first thing you notice as the warm glow illuminates the room are the pups' smug, grinning faces
>If it weren't for the heat of the little Hellhounds slowly crawling up your chest, you are sure your blood would have completely frozen over
>This dominant, almost predatory side of Tai and Tia utterly terrifies you
>As scared as you are, you can't help the fact that you keep getting entranced by their flaming eyes
>The bright yellow tendrils of flame curl and spark; they seem to get wilder as the Hellpups draw closer and closer to your face

>"You didn't know what day it was, did you daddy?"
>"It's Saturday of course. Why does that matter?"
>"Silly daddy... the moon today!"
>Well fuck.
>Good going genius, in your excitement at finally adopting your daughters, you had completely forgotten the moon cycle
>It's a full fucking moon tonight, it's no wonder Tai and Tia were acting so wild earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858970
REMOVE SHOGGOTH FROM THE PREMISES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859138
Too bad, monsters always win.

If they want you to suit their tastes then you will, the only choice you have is if you will delay the inevitable for a short while or comply quietly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858485
Holy fuck what the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859126
I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858991
>More delightfully lewd Hellhound lolis
Hurrah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859143

Get out you serb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858991
>>13859141
Oh yes, this is nice. Also, he forgot the link, so here if anyone missed the other parts. http://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

>>13859158
It's probably based on a Centaur from Fallout games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
I hope however is above likes slime girls.
>Dark Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13857987
Nope, not that. I mean, not just that. I didn't get something like 70% of the plot of said story, even after re-reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
>Ogre

Enjoy your Snu-Snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859138
They'll do their best to help him get the deal by cleaning the house, making his lunch and dinner, and relieving hi more carnal urges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859143
Really? But master seems to like me an awful lot. You wouldn't want to upset him, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859158
Mutant Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859174
>RP

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859169
>>13859171
Dark slime beat ogre by eight seconds. I guess it's my lucky day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
Engage her in glorious sharpened metal stick waving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
Do what I do to every monstergirl that tries to bother me with stupid shit when I'm trying to chill.

I tell her to sod off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859178
that's not even RP ya dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859044
Enjoy your wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859202
Not him, but it's starting to look like one. You didn't even add quotation marks to make it look like she'd say what you wrote and make it seem less RP-ey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859168
Thanks for catching that!

>>13859141
>Originally, you had planned to take things slow on your first full moon with your Hellhound daughters as you gently, lovingly introduced them to the delights of intimacy
>However, it seems they are far more experienced than you expected them to be
>All the thoughts fly from your head as two small, pink incredibly hot tongues assault your face
>Tai and Tia drag their rough little tongues enthusiastically across your cheeks; their slippery appendages and sweet-smelling saliva feel almost hot enough to burn you
>You are helpless to resist as the pups' happy licking draws closer and closer to your mouth
>Soon enough, their warm wet tongues eagerly prod at your lips
>Without thinking too much about it, you open your mouth for the intruders
>The heat from your daughters' mouths seems to overwhelm you as their breath flows into you
>You are overcome by the urge to kiss them back, Tai giggles as your tongue finally starts to coil around and tangle with theirs
>Wet smacking sounds accompanied by small, frantic grunts are all that can be heard as you and Tai and Tia share several moments of passionate, three-way kissing
>You do your best to assert yourself by nibbling softly on a firm, black lip or by sucking on a little pink tongue
>The pups notice what you are doing all too soon; they teasingly draw away whenever you get too frantic
>If only your hands were free, then you could put one on each of your daughter's heads and pull them in close as you ravish them with intense, passionate kisses
>You could even pinch and fondle their fuzzy black ears and feel them whimper sweetly into your mouth as you fondle them
>As it is now, you can only get the faintest taste of their delicious mouths as they methodically bob up and down, brutally teasing you with their tongues and lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859170
Foreign archaeologists get sent to clear out some bodies from a tomb, to keep resources from the enemy and try to gain a few for a tiny state.

Think of it like some people from the British Museum go to save some artifacts in Jordan and find King Solomon.

There's really not anything more that needs to be understood for the plot. What don't you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712
I politely decline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858712

Why don't we have more stories like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859245
Because this thread is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

This with an amazon. and anon refusing to be a househusband when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859253

Bollocks pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859229
>As it is now, you can only get the faintest taste of their delicious mouths as they methodically bob up and down, brutally teasing you with their tongues and lips
These girls. Teasing isn't nice. Seems fun so far though.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost blowjob woooo woo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859258
Never, maledomfags don't writefag or drawfag.

They only pipe up to shitpost and cause fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859245
Because if the guy wins it's HFY and the subs will get mad.

Because if the guy wins but not before completely struggling against the monster the doms will get mad.

Because if the monster wins and rapes him is more of the same shit and somebody somewhere will get mad.

Because fuck you, your friends and family, people you've exchanged glances with and every anon in this thread.

Because fuck.

Because.

...

_

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859258
And why exactly do you want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859270
Nigger I'm a maledom and I want to see it for the yuks. Not everyone is out to get you sub ass.

>inb4 passive aggressive

Well you are being a bitch right now, so, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859278
Just fuck off, nobody aside from shitposters want your kind here.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you put it in the human vagina or octopus mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859278
Anon, please don't bite the bait. Those who don't learn from the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat it.
And before anyone says anything, people from both the Maledom and the Femdom sides of the fence are guilty of starting shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859274
>Because if the guy wins it's HFY and the subs will get mad.
For me it depend on the context. If it's a fun and fair fight like in that one ongoing Godhand story, then I'm cool with it. If it's someone really stupidly chuuni or OVER DA EDGE, it's annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859283
You're being very unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859278
Don't bite obvious bait Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859283
Oh I get it, this is what they call false flag, yes? You're trying to get me to fight you so you can claim, "hurr, maledums started another fight", sorry buddy, I ain't biting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859278
>>13859283
Switch master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859277
Because it would be funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859287
>fair

Yeah, having Gary Stu powers sure makes for a fun and fair fight.

Fuck off, that God Hand story belongs on /tg/ like the cancer it is. Hope that faggot who wrote it learns his lesson and fucks off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859299
Like, slap slap kiss kind of stuff?
I'd read something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859300
I choose a bad example, but you get what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859299
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859298
HEY GUYS! THIS GUY'S A SWITCH! HE ENJOYS FIGHTING FOR TOP POSITION BUT IS CONTENT TO BE ON THE BOTTOM AS WELL!

See anon? No one gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859305
No I don't, your point is shit just like maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859311
False flag more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859305
You know this is the same faggot trying to start a maledom/femdom fight, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd Monoeye.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ159792.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859324
God that looks horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859330
Yeah and the art is also shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859307
You don't find it the least bit funny?

>Be a househusband, come on anon, be a househusband
>DO IT YOU WORTHLESS MAN I FUCKING HATE YOU!
>FFFFFFFFFFFU!
>shit eating grin.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859229
>Eventually, Tai and Tia break from kiss-teasing you and sit up on either side of your chest
>You are glad that their constantly wagging tails are high fairly high in their excitement; if they were too low, they would be knocking your stiff, uncomfortable erection around between them
>It is only now that you realize the pups had removed your underwear when the tied you up
>As they straighten themselves, yo also notice that they are wearing that incredibly lewd, red lingerie you had gotten then form Wurm-Mart
>Shadows dance on their coal black, barely sweaty bodies as the jets of flame around their eyes flicker and spark expectantly
>Noticing your gaze, the young Hellhounds turn to each other and wrap their fluffy paws around each others' waists
>Their grinning faces turn to you, the light form their eye-fire gleams off of their pointy white teeth
>Those outfits sure are something.

>The pups' tails wag as your hungry eyes slowly move all over their petite bodies
>The deep red fabric of the lingerie compliments the pups' black bodies and maroon fur perfectly
>It's hard to choose what entices you most; the thigh-high stockings that cling tightly to their thick, squishy legs and calves
>The transparent red panties that have become slick and shiny with arousal, completely revealing the puppies' soft, puffy vulvas
>The sheer, frilly babydolls that sway and flutter erotically as they fail to hide their small, developing breasts and tiny, erect nipples
>You are completely lost in the intensely lewd beauty of your little Hellhound daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859229
>>Wet smacking sounds accompanied by small, frantic grunts are all that can be heard as you and Tai and Tia share several moments of passionate, three-way kissing
You sir, are a poet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859337
What kind of trashy amazon would say those things to a man? Doesn't she know how sensitive they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859337
Not really, but again I'm not a really funny person

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859339
>Return of Loli Hellhounds in sexy red lingerie
Praise be to the Sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859343
Monster girls wouldn't give a shit about your faggot "feelings" so long as your dick stayed hard.

Hell even if it went limp they'd just force it to get hard again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859339
>>It's hard to choose what entices you most; the thigh-high stockings that cling tightly to their thick, squishy legs and calves
>>The transparent red panties that have become slick and shiny with arousal, completely revealing the puppies' soft, puffy vulvas
>>The sheer, frilly babydolls that sway and flutter erotically as they fail to hide their small, developing breasts and tiny, erect nipples
Someone really, really, reeeeeally needs to draw this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859337
Don't worry anon, I think it's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859357
Too bad! She'll sit you on her lap and stroke your hair as she whispers about having the best husband in the village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859357
Anon why do you lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859357
Trying too hard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859343
>What kind of trashy amazon would say those things to a man?

Oh, to go back to my old shitposting ways...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859300
Don't worry anon, I'm on hiatus for now.
But I'm not quitting. Fuck you.
I went out of my way to make sure the MC wouldn't be overpowered by restricting a lot of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859382
Keep it on /tg/ next time you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859368
I want to cuddle a strong monstergirl and stroke her hair just to watch her get the biggest dumbest smile on her face because she loves me so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859386
Hey anon, what monstergirl is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859392
Why the fuck would I have a waifu? I'm not a fan of deluding myself into thinking anything would love me?

I'm here only for the porn and bits of art, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when master gets a yan kiki and a yan shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859398
And this is why I don't give a shit what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859400
Bisection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859400
What the fuck do you think will happen you fucking moron?

Rape, the fucking same goddamn thing that will happen with every other fucking monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859339
>"Say ahhh daddy..."
>While you've been hypnotized, Tai has sneakily grabbed something from off to the side
>She is holding it out to you with both paws with a happy smile on her face
>A ball gag.
>Where the hell did she get one of those?
>Maybe she had brought it home from the orphanage?
>That seems to be the only way you can think of
>There is no doubt in your mind that Sister Sarah must have had something to do with it, but that's the least of your worries
>Being in no place to resist, you open your mouth for the gag
>After she gently pushes the large red ball into your mouth, you hear the click of a magnet as Tai contentedly fastens the gag behind your head
>You feel the black leather straps magically tighten across your cheeks; until now, you had no idea that they made bondage gear that could be used by mamono with claws or paws
>"Good daddy... Look, Tia! Look at how cute he is!"
>Tia nods in agreement, her usual stony gaze is tinged with lust and arousal
>"Now daddy, you know what happens on full moons, right?"
>You nod hesitantly, the gag strapped tightly in your mouth isn't uncomfortable, but is definitely isn't easy to ignore
>Even though you responded, Tai continues as she throws a stockinged leg over your pelvis
>"Full moons are when daddies and daughters get to give their love to each other!"
>The pups' genuine passion and enthusiasm makes your insides feel like mush
>They just seem so happy and full of life, there is no way you could bring yourself to stifle that
>That being said, you are going to have a nice long talk with them once all of this is over; the power struggle that has gone on basically since you met them has to have some clear boundaries before things get too out of hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859398
Wow what a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859417
You should remove the spiked dildo from your butthole honeybuns, it isn't healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859398
But anon, your waifu does love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859422
>>That being said, you are going to have a nice long talk with them once all of this is over; the power struggle that has gone on basically since you met them has to have some clear boundaries before things get too out of hand
Well, that's a fairly complex thought to be having while being ravished by two delightful Hellhound daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859430
You're an idiot if you think that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859422
>That being said, you are going to have a nice long talk with them once all of this is over; the power struggle that has gone on basically since you met them has to have some clear boundaries before things get too out of hand
He seems to have realized this a little too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859398
Are you the same guy as >>13824504?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859438
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859274

Well I mean, I dunno? Typically when I write I expect people to bitch at me for various other reasons as well as the content of the story.

>>13859270

Can we not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859430
That oppai's getting carried and getting some snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

Stay dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859466
Drown in your monster girls and die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859466
Let the salt flow through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859422
>Tia kneels in between your bound, spread legs behind her sister as Tai slides her sheer red panties aside
>You feel the heat radiating from her dripping black pussy lips as she hovers mere centimeters over your cock
>She wears a look of intense focus as she slowly parts her lips for you with her short black claws
>You gasp through your tight ball gag as the burning depths of her incredibly tight pussy slowly envelop you
>She only stops after you feel the pressure of what must be her hymen disappear
>Tai cries out a little, and Tia peeps over her shoulder looking concerned
>"Aaahhh... It hurts, daddy... It hurts but it feels so good!"
>Tia's paws drift to her overwhelmed sister's chest and knead into her little breasts as she waits for the pain to subside
>It doesn't take long for Tai to start moving again; her petite, barely curvy hips rise and fall slowly as your member slides in and out of her hot, pulsating pussy
>"Oh daddy... you're so big! It feels like it's going all the way into my tummy when I do this! Hhhnnnn!"
>With a whine, the Hellpup slams her butt down on your crotch, fully burying you inside of her
>You arch your back a little and moan through your gag as the indescribably hot walls suckered to your cock seem to pull and squeeze and milk at you
>The pleasure within you is already unbearable!
>Tai continues to sigh and whimper and gently ride you cowgirl-style as her sister dutifully gropes and toys with her soft breasts underneath her red babydoll
>The two of you cum at almost the same time, your thick creamy seed erupts inside of your little Hellhound daughter milliseconds before her tight pussy clenches almost painfully around you
>She lets out a sound that is halfway between a whine and a howl as her pointy canine ears flatten against her head
>For a few moments after that, the only thing you can hear is heavy panting and tiny frantic squeaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859469
I don't want a monster girl waifu though.

Hell the only reason I would want them to be real is so the porn industry has some more monster girls in it and pirate it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl do you want to headpat and hug affectionately the most?

inb4 my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859484
Won't you rather star in those pornos yourself? You'll get the pornos and get paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
Your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859473
lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
My waifu. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859490
No thanks, I'll just pirate anything that looks good and live a normal boring life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
I like to live dangerously, so Kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
youre waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859492

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
Not that ugly hag, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
Whatever MG who walks up to me and feels like getting them from me I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859496
That's stupid. What's the point of having monstergirls if you're going to avoid them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
I'd rather be the one receiving the headpats from a big strong monstergirl.

But I guess I'll answer my daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859507
What if your daughteru was the big, strong monstergirl giving you headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859473
Splendid. Simply, sublimely, splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859510
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859505
So I can jerk off to porn they'd do? Like hell they'd give someone like me a chance to have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859473
>Little virgin loli hellhound in sheer red lingerie, babydoll, panties, stockings and garterbelt, taking her first time on her restrained daddy's hard cock while her identically dressed sister fondles her tiny lewd body
Art of this is beyond required. It's essential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859516
I find the idea of some big tall Amazon or Oni being a huge Daddy's girl really cute. She'd lift you up in big bear hugs before she realizes what she was doing and put you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859528
That sounds better than headpats with daugtherus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
Kikimora.

Followed closely by Hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859473
>Tia's breast massage has devolved in her anticipation; her paws are still fastened tightly over Tai's breasts, but her own chest rubs frantically across her sister's back
>Tai notices her sister's plight soon enough, she gets off of you and sluggishly busies herself with something off to the side
>Tia wastes no time in pushing her red panties aside and rubbing her puffy black lips against your still erect tip
>All reservation has been thrown out the window; Tia smiles lustily as you buck your hips, frantically trying to get your extremely sensitive tip away from her
>As she fiendishly chases you with her crotch, you hear the loud rip of a roll of tape from somewhere to your left
>You are only vaguely aware of it, and whatever thoughts you may have had are blown away as Tia grabs you by the penis
>"Stop squirming daddy. Stop."
>There is no way you can stop, Tia has one paw wrapped tightly around you while the other traces agonizing circles around your tip
>Her silky paw pads and soft fur feel like hellfire as they send electric jolts of unbearable pleasure all over you
>It seems like forever before your sensitivity fades and Tia stops torturing you with her large fluffy paws
>She says nothing as she lines her dripping pussy up with you and lowers herself

>Before you have a chance to react, Tai throws a leg over your face and sits on your head
>As she rubs her crotch against your the tight ball gag in your mouth, you feel her soaked, sheer red panties slide easily against the wide rectangle of clear packing tape covering her smooth black pussy
>Tai has taped her pussy closed so that the massive load of cum you shot deep inside of her stays where it is
>Lewd girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859400
Both you and the Kiki will be permanently merged with the Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859521
>loli
>daddy
completely ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Anon, it's that time again.

You've grown tired your life in [insert starting town here] and have instead decided to become an adventurer for [plot reason]

At the end of the first day you've already found yourself a monster girl to adventure with!

Today is the day you save the day from [antagonist/event]

But first, what are you?

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Roll a d6
1. Fighter
2. Wizard
3. Rogue
4. Bard
5. Ranger
6. Monk

Ok, now that thats out of the way, roll your monster girl
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

Now, how's she act? (d12)

1. Racial Norm
2. Light Tsun
3. Light Yan
4. Himedere
5. Deredere
6. Kuudere
7. Dandere
8. THE GENKIEST!
9. A lewd girl (for you)
10. Tomboy
11. Girly Girl
12. Maydere (You got the beginner boss).


Quirks (d12)

1. Completely normal
2. Strongfat Soft enough to cuddle, strong enough to carry you to bed.
3. Template (Dire/Pygmy, Your pick)
4. Chimera (Roll another species and merge them)
5. Twins! Roll a second girl! (Whatever she gets for a quirk counts for both of them, class [later] is independent)
6. Unusual Colors
7. Rare species (Siberian Jinkos, Barn owl harpies)
8. RICH! She likes GOOOOOLD!
9. Secretly a golem
10. The lost sister you never knew you had (Older/Younger, you pick. Body type is loli for younger, voluptuous for older)
11. Final boss is her mom.
12. Has minions! (Roll another monster for her minion type, she has 5 of them.)


Go back and roll d6 for class.

Got it?
Hows it go?
Is it adventure time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859544
Very very lewd. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859544
>>Tai has taped her pussy closed so that the massive load of cum you shot deep inside of her stays where it is
We have reached maximum overlewd. God bless you.

Granted I think a band-aid might've been better, both for fetish appeal, and just cause tape might be...rough, to remove. Unless it's the kind that peels off skin easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859550
Are you even reading the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859528
I want to be an embarrassing dad to my delinquent daughteru by bringing her snacks while she's hanging out with her delinquent friends and just being the friendliest guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Fighter
I'm definitely not a fighter, in mind or body.

>Himdere Ranger Ryu with Alp minions
I would just cower behind them for the entire adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
not like anything good happening

>roll
>got wizrad

Magic motherfuckers

>roll MG
>alp

....

you know I don't even care anymore I'm locking myself in the library and work to become a true wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Ranger with a super rich, girly honeybee.

Might bee fun. Could use her venom to make poison arrows. And if everything sucks we can always retire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Monk
>Mantis
>Tomboy
>Rich
>Rogue
She is getting tenderly loved right in the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859579
>a-anon?
>d-don't you want to go on an adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Ranger
Neat.

>Genki pygmy Alp ranger
Well, this sounds like it'll be a fun adventure. What's that? I need to go to Brokeback mountain to stop the evil wizard hiding in the tunnel of lost souls that keeps abducting forest animals?
Adventure, ho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Wizard
>Yuki-Onna
>Deredere
>Perfectly normal

Time for some FROSTBOLT SPAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Rogue, with a Mayadere Hobgoblin Fighter with minions.

How fucking convenient.
I'm just gonna assume her minions are other Goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>rouge
Well its a better fit than fighter
>honey bee
>the genkiest
>TWINS
Fuck yeah gonna make a hive with the sweetest girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Wizard
Yes.
>Hobgoblin
Meh, I can dig it.
>Girly Girl
Alright.
>Twins. They're both 'daughters of the final boss.
We Tales of Eternia now.
>One is a Rogue, another is a Ranger.
Well, that's good and all, but we're going to need a fighter-class partner in our team eventually. So...Rolling for Fighter.
>Ushi-Oni
Everything went just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859577
>cowering behind a group of Alps
We have discovered the most beta man to ever exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
A dashing rogue traveling with a normal Succubus Bard w/ fiery red hair and tanned skin.

Just gonna be the two of us fucking around, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Ranger.
Okay, I can work with this.

>Rich Himedere Succubus Wizard
I'm going to have to carry her on my shoulders everywhere, aren't I?
I'm gonna get through to her Dere side if it's the last thing I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
Wizard
Tomboy Shiny Goblin Monk.

Nothing instantly amazing but would make for a solid entry level adventure that holds potential.

[Anonymous No.]

Sprite is the best kind of soda, everything else is trash.

You cannot deny this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859583
no just no leave me alone I'm busy solving the mystery of the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Monk
Great. The class which involves shaving off my hair. Wonderful. I'm just beaming with excitement
>Kuudere Rich doppelganger
>Also a Monk
Double Monk power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859592
My wrists don't even exist. Why the hell would pick up a sword I can't even use and get close to things that could snap me in half? I might be a coward, but I'm a safe coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Ranger
Well I used to be a Boy Scout so I guess I can handle it.

>Himedere Kitsune-bi/Dark Valkyrie chimera Bard

Holy shit she's gonna try and fuck me all the way through the campaign

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859597
Sprite is pretty good after a long hard day of work when you're really thirsty, but I don't drink it a lot. My go to is root beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859597
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Ranger
>Hobgoblin
Off to a good start

>Deredere
Oh god she's a cuddle bug

>TWINS!
>Twin is normal race type
More deredere? Dim thugdere?

>Long lost oneesans
Short stack cuddle bugs are go!

>First twin is rogue
>Second is wizard.

These....don't really work but whatever! Team cuddlebug is go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859597
>not fanta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859581
>>13859582
>>13859600
How are so many monster girls fucking loaded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Monk
>Lizardman
>Light yan
>Younger sister

Kinda wish it was loli yan twins. That would be a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
An Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Rouge
Like a magpie, I plan on stealing everything not nailed down and on fire
>Wizard strongfat Maydere Youko partner
Starting to think that I'm not really out for adventure and instead my hometown was burned to the ground by an up and coming tyrant now bent on chasing me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859597
Eh, I'm fine with Sprite. Nothing wrong with it, don't hate it.
But if there's Coke there than Sprite is by #2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Rogue
Well, this might be cool.
>Himedere Girtabilu Golem Bard
I don't have a clue how this works, and I don't fucking care because it's freaking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls would be disturbing, creepy and downright scary in real life. You probably wouldn't want to have sex with most of them except maybe some of the practically human ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859598
>Y-you sure?
>I could be a test subject if you want.
>I-I really don't have anything else to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859343
>What kind of trashy amazon would say those things to a man?
The regular one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
What's maydere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
Once again: Please use

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

instead. It will limit random rolls to only the MG profiles category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
>in real life
That's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859544
>"Tia, hurry up! Daddy's cum feels soooo good inside my tummy! Don't you want to feel that too?"
>The Hellhound puppy on your cock nods and begins to lower herself again
>As sadistic as she was a moment ago, she still seems very nervous about losing her virginity
>Soon enough, you feel her hymen tear as she inches you further an further
>After several long moments of stopping and starting, Tia's small, round, charcoal black butt rests against your thighs
>Your member is completely buried inside of her, just as it was with Tai awhile ago
>"See Tia? It's good, right?"
>You can't see anything other than Tai's taped up crotch grinding gently against your face, but Tia nods
>Your hair flutters a little in the wind of Tai's happily wagging tail as she coaxes and encourages her sister

>As soon as she is accustomed to your hot girth filling her even hotter pussy, Tia starts to ride you
>Her thrusts are slower and more calculated than her sisters, but they are deeper and much more forceful
>"Tia... I want your mouth..."
>You feel Tai's voice vibrate against you a little as she calls out to her sister
>She leans forward and wraps her paws around Tia's shoulders as their little mouths meet in a passionate kiss
>The tight red ball gag forcing your jaws apart makes it hard to grin as you hear wet, lewd kissing noises as your daughters make out with each other
>You can only assume what they had gotten up to alone together, you are definitely sure you tasted at least one of their mouths on the ball gag as Tai had buckled it behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Be fighter.
>Girly girl Amazoness twins as my companions.
>Both are fighters.
>Try to take things seriously while they fuck around fussing over their hair and their nails. Lack any discipline and complain about getting mud on their high-heel combat boots.
>Still able to beat me in combat.

Kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
you don't know to well anon you don't know me at all you have no idea what I'm capable of

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
I'd still want to fuck a decent number of them. The fluffy and scaly ones would be fine, as well as slimes and demons. Honestly only insects would be truly offputting because bug parts are creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859629
Probably meant mayadere.
It's like a deadly tsundere, but not only for the love interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859621
She's going to carry you to bed and make many little daughterus Anon.

And in the morning? She's making you breakfast in bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
It would be probably Abbo-tier of ugliness, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
I wouldn't fuck an alp or most demons but I'd be all over a cute harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859627
go be a alp somewhere else please I'm busy learn to summon a black hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859629
Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859597
>giving a shit about fucking soda brands.

If it doesn't make me want to die, I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859644
Hey, if you don't want him I'll let him join my team
Out of pity mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859644
>Y-you sure?
>I mean, I think there's a book for that up in the mountains! I could even help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859629
Basically she's out to kill you, because she's the minor antagonist/anti-villain of the current arc.
If you beat her, she's joins your party and falls in love with you instead.
Though she still might be a little evil every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
>20 foot snake
>scary

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859649
up in the mountain that help why don't you go get it for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859635
>Not wanting an identical pair of Tios to fight with.
get a load of this heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859634
I'm not sure how many times I can say "This is the lewdest lewd to ever lewd the lewds and I love it", but you're certainly driving me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859650
>If you beat her, she's joins your party and falls in love with you instead.
>Though she still might be a little evil every now and then.
Shit mayadere. I want my monstergirl to be evil and powerful, not a redeemed girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859628
All amazons know that men's smiles are for protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
>Something able to make lightning come out of their body and fly as fast as a sub-sonic jet
Come on, she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>tfw the rattle of real dice on my desk

>Ranger
>Lewd Girty wizardess in unusual colors

Having a giant magic albino scorpion after my dick all the time is going to make the whole sneaking and scouting part of rangering near impossible.

tfw watching her read her spellbooks while our daughterus nap on her back though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859597
>Not Mug
>Not Crush
Okay. It's your opinion man.

[Anonymous No.]

Butterflies spread bitter lies, moths are honest and kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Ranger
Fitting, I just finished leveling myself to 50 as a Bard in FFXIV...

>Dandere Beelzebub, Daughteru of Final Boss
Oh boy, this is gonna get...interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859664
>tfw the rattle of real dice on my desk
So I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859667
Correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625
I'd still fuck a Shoggoth or Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859653
No! I refuse to have all the gold we make squandered on clothes and perfume!

No one will take my quest seriously!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859659
I don't know, anon.
As far as I'm concerned, pic related was and is the best Mayadere so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859640
No thanks, I'd rather run from the person who burned down my house and village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859670
She's gonna get so many moth babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859644
>You'll never have a loli witch summon a black hole to the world to try and save your life
>It'll never actually be a chaos demon that takes over her body and kills the villain
>Nobody will ever get this reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859652
>O-OK!
>I'll be back! You'll See!

>Years pass and you forget her, learning spells and unlocking the mysteries of the universe until one day there's a knock on the door, strange considering that you've warded it and the surrounding area.
>You open the door and beyond it you see a tall, beautiful woman if flowing black roves, hair billowing in the wind generated by her own magical aura.
>"M-master!" the woman stutters, recognition crossing your face as you realize its the alp from before "I-I found the book! Sorry it took a while, I had to find the gem of aeons and cross several dimensions before I could get it."
>She hands you the beaten book, the spell you wanted hidden inside.
>"I-I also picked up a nifty time stop spell if you want to learn it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Fighter
Sword and Shield master race.

>Amazon
>Girly Girl
>Has five Hellhound minions.

Well shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859667
Both are better than those hellish wasps and hornets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859691
>amazon and five hellhounds
RIP your pelvis, probably your face and/or arms too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859691
I bet she puts ribbons and cute collars on them.

You should ask her about patting them, maybe even rubbing their bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859679
Come on Anon, she's just a stage one boss.
Beat her and she signs up with you!
She may even rebuild the town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859691
No man could tame a hellhound.
She is no man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859687
oh that's nice thanks for the book but I already learned this spell

*close door continue reading 101 ways to be a asshole*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859704
>O-Ok.....

>>13859648
>Busty, ara ara alp mage teleports into camp and falls face down on her bed roll, moaning pathetically.
>"He didn't even say thank you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>be a ranger
>this fucking mantis won't stop following me
>she never sleeps, she never eats
>silently watches me at night with her lifeless eyes
>I've heard of this before, animated aberrations that attach to the first man they see
>makes me wish I didn't unearth that tomb
>cant get laid, monsters think I'm claimed
>may as well be married since the thing hangs of me like a Shironhebi
>though of course, being a golem it has no lower holes to speak of
>the best I can hope for is a silent, cold blowjob on a full moon
>fucking golems (or lack thereof)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859709
Eh, you can't win them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859709
>open dimensional window
>bitch I said thanks and its the wrong fuck book by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859634
>Tia cums long before you do; she falls all the way down you and impales herself on your cock while she howls with pleasure
>Her barely chubby black thighs shudder and tremble and you wait patiently for her to start up again
>The erotic noises of the pups' kissing hasn't stopped though, neither have their tails or Tai's taped pussy grinding against your ball gag
>Once Tia resumes her ride, you feel the pleasure slowly start to build again

>"Aawoooohh! Daddy!"
>You are surprised Tia's passionate howl combined with the strain of your orgasm now exploding inside of her didn't give you a heart attack
>Tai giggles and wipes her sister's drool form her face as her petite hips finally stop squishing her soft pussy against your face
>Tia pulls you out of her with a lewd squelch and flops back on the bed in exhaustion
>"Tia, be careful! Daddy's cum is going to fall out of you!"
>Tai's pointy black ears twitch as she picks up the roll of thick packing tape and approaches her spent twin sister
>You hear the loud rip of the tape again, you know Tia's pussy will be tightly taped shut not long afterwards

>Once she is done attending to Tia, Tai crawls back up to your head
>"Did you like our ball gag daddy? It looks so cute, right?"
>You give a little 'mmhmm' noise as the Hellpup reaches under your head and unfastens the gag
>"Good daddy! I knew you would!"
>The red rubber ball finally pops out of your mouth
>You gratefully work your stiff jaws up and down and lick your lips to restore moisture and feeling to them
>Tai sets the gag down beside you and busies herself with untying your limbs
>You aren't sure how she unties the tight ropes so easily, but you assume they some sort of enchantment on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859719
>whining and stuttering intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859713
Golems have a hole there man, a more efficient way of obtaining mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859696
Nah it'll be fine anon, I just have to keep my relationship with her purely professional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859625

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859722
I wonder where these Hellpups learned how to be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859729
Tell that to whatever dumbfuck made my mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859761
Anon that joke wasn't funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859763
Find a wizard, preferably an MG one or one who owes you, and they'll put one there for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859769
My mind is sleep-addled as fuck, so I don't know what you were expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859722
I'd have teased them a bit, about being able to taste them on the ballgag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859722
>Even though you are free now, you can still feel the gag in your mouth and the ropes around your wrists and ankles
>You can't do much more than lay back on your bed in exhaustion
>Filling up your Hellhound daughters like that really took it out of you
>Eventually, the two of them sluggishly crawl up beside you, the looks on their tired, happy faces seem to beg you for cuddles
>You oblige, gently wrapping your warm little Hellpups in your arms as you had several long hours ago
>After what just happened, everything else seems so far away
>It almost feels like you have been with Tai and Tia for ages now, even though it's only been less than two days
>Cuddling their soft, petite, ebony bodies to your chest like this seems so natural

>The black and maroon fur on the pups' shins envelops your own as each one pulls a leg between their own
>Their fluffy tails thump happily and they nuzzle their heads against your neck and chest with their fur-covered arms and paws around your torso
>Your hands sink into their plush little butts again; you can't help but run a finger down their tightly taped slits and think about how happy it makes them to keep your seed so deep inside of their bellies
>"You know girls, you could have just asked me to... help you out. I' more than happy to do that for you whenever you need it."
>"But it was fun like this daddy! Wasn't it?"
>"I guess, Tai. Just warn me next time, hmm?"
>"Okay!"
>She bares her teeth in a grin, and Tia smiles up at you as well
>"Good girls. I... I love you."
>As embarrassing as those words are at first, they seem perfect and right.
>These are your pups, and you are their daddy.
>The happy, drowsy little Hellhounds pull themselves closer to you, barely able to express their joy
>"Love you too, daddy."

That's all for now. I'm finally living in my new place so there should be more soon. Pups go camping is next. Thanks for reading!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859777
Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859771
And thus began my fantastic quest to install a fleshlight into a golem mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859781
>More soon
>Hellpups go camping
I wait with baited breath. This was fantastic as usual. Thanks for a great bit of lewd loli hounds.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ruffle a loli cupids hair.

>>13859783
We all need to start somewhere Anon.


In unrelated news
Gundam Seed Destiny, I came for....I don't know why but I stayed for the Eugenics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859781
You're doing god's work.
Or sabbath's work.
It doesn't matter, I look forward to more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859794
Anon for god's sake, watch Build Fighters after you're done.
You deserve something good after suffering the way you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859791
>>13859796

Glad you liked! I have a lot of cute and lewd and cute-lewd in store, it's very likely that there will be two more greentext sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859422

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555

>Ranger
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaur
>Tomboy
>Has minions!(http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sahuagin))[/spolier]
>Wizard

Hmm.. This may write itself/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859807
Old and used waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859807
Yep. This pic kinda inspired that whole bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859807
>Laska
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859800


How does Kira survive getting stabbed in the cockpit AND THEN having it explode under water?

How does Arthun and Luna's sister survive getting stabbed in the cockpit and then falling into the ocean?

We illuminati now?

BENDING LASERS IN SPACE!

Chemically enhanced human's are dying because of chemicals.
Chemicals are making them not die.

EUGENICS!

Cagali gets a suit that is magically immune to beams (and looks like Hyaku Shiki), her father built this and hid this away on the off chance his daughter needed to pilot a giant robot. Still looses to swords

BOOMERANG SWORDS!

Meer is bad at killing the woman she's pretending to be. Also wants the Arthun D.

Big Zam now transforms into Psycho gundam for...reasons...

I think Shin may be going insane, also, Kira and crew fly around generally making things worse.

In fact, NOT-four could've avoided death if Kira had not decided to fly in front of her. Also, his Jesus powers stop working because reasons.

Orb grunts seem to be the only people aware of cause and effect.

Mother Fucking Black Tri-stars.

Apparently Lacus is such a good pop start that entire countries will bow to her will.

Mu reveal is less impressive when the damn OP shows him unmasked fifteen episodes before the actual unmasking.

Luna cannot hit anything important....or unimportant...

Remember Arthun's two squad mates from the first show? The writers don't.

3 episodes left.

[Anonymous No.]

So about that .less commission I was talking about that one time...
http://i.imgur.com/OSIVGNZ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Rogue
Alright, I guess that works.
>Kuudere Bard Scylla with 5 Wyvern minions
Oh boy. This could only go well.

>>13859781
Man, this story is too much. Between the lewd and cute, it's too much, man. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
That Apophis makes me moist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
I still don't understand the point of the Pharaohs snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835

the pet cobra is most kawaii

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859834
Average you need to stop, can't you hear the Wurms crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859848
>Good shit.
Glad you enjoyed it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
Wow. That's really fucking nice.

Uncensored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
Ooh, my pants are getting a little tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859849
What's the point of ANY pet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859856
>He didn't follow the link

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859486
Crow Tengus and Cheshire Cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
My eyes are tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859834
Because Jesus.
Because friend of Jesus.
Probably.
MAGIC.
What's truly hilarious is that this is a war of racism against genetically engineered super-beings. Said racist side is now fighting genetically engineered super-people, with more poorly-made genetically engineered super-people.
DURANDAL WAS RIGHT.
Hyaku Shiki could do the same thing. The Akatsuki pretty much is SEED's Hyaku Shiki. Also it gets funn-DRAGOONS.
Ain't they grand?
Yes. Yes she is and does.
They had to cram both in there after they realized they forgot to do a Big Zam in SEED.
Oh definitely.
Because reasons indeed.
Yup. They shall die for it.
I know right? Wish they were around more. Them Not!Doms are noice.
Conspiracy theorists theorize that everything is a plot by Lacus to make herself look good, so she can become ruler of the galaxy. She succeeds btw
This show isn't good at advanced planning.
Nor the broadside of a barn.
They kinda do. Yzak gets to be Lacus and Kira's #2 after the end, and gets a cool custom GOUF. And Dearka...got dumped.
Then you can watch something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
>.less still can't do nipples

Despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
Is...is that Shantae-Pharaoh and Risky-Apophis?

Oh geez, this is...this is godly anon.
Someone should send this to WayForward if it is what I think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859851
Dendrobium is back, I wish it wasn't so it was spared this taint.

Look at all the pretty STOCK FOOTAGE

Arthun calls out Caguli being very bad at her job and being responsible for Orb joining because she didn't put her foot down. Jesus disapproves and you are wrong.

Cagali gets a good suit, said suit is never seen again.

Destiny plan (title drop) is shown off to the people of the world by having our two big bads ONE OF WHOM JUST BLEW UP A SPACE STATION shown in chibi form and one is carried off. No one finds this inappropriate or weird.

CLONE DAD!

Meer dancing looks more like an epileptic suffering a fit so that her tits bounce more.

You remember when Shin does that truly wondrous rage scream? That's what I feel like doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859885
It is that.
Like, some 7 months after I said I'd commission this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859867
Meant for >>13859860

I really should go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>bard
>matango
>kuudere
> has 5 Leanan Sidhe minions
> fighter
you know, this roll could be actually fun and sweet at the same time, I'm not even mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859880
He can'd do dicks or nipples
But he can do delicious midriffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859885
>spoiler

Who and what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859895
I bet those fairies hide in her cap and leap out with poison darts to stab fools in the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859900
WayForward makes the Shantae games.

Stupid british captions, making me pick out prams when I haven't a clue what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859892
Time matters not anon, only that it was done. Based .less is based for drawing it, as are you for conceiving of it.

I hope I get my most recent commission from him soon.
And seriously, try sending this along to WayForward. They like lewd and Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859905
Ah. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859888
>>13859879
Lacus was the true villain all along.
I would not put it past them at this point, it makes more sense than anything else.

Also, I take back Hyaku shiki, it's back and piloted by Mu....who just completely stole the Fin Funn-DRAGOON shield from a much more interesting series.

Shin...stop listening to the phone and get counseling .
You have a problem and everyone seems to be ignoring it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855784
So I just got home from work and I'm about to read this but I'd like to know in advance, is this bad end or not?
I'm not exactly in the best mood for bad ends right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859835
You commissioned OCs? Dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859922
He commissioned vidya characters as MGs, actually.

Dumb dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859907

>Google WayForward
>Find a video game company whose development roster is 90% PG cartoon stuff
>Batman, Adventure Time, Smurfs, Disney stuff

I honestly have no idea where you got the idea they're into lewd and monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859924
Actually, more like MGs cosplaying vidya characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859925
It's been a while since I've played a Shantae game, but I do recall innuendos and a dedicated bellydancing button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859901
Indeed they do man,and they prevent me and my companion from ever being sneaked up on by any other fools out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859925
Because they're mainstay series, Shantae, features a half-genie player character, who can shapeshift into different animals, monsters, and monster girls, and plenty of monster girls such as lamiae, mermaids, harpies and more are included in the game. As enemy mobs, sure, but they're as lovingly detailed as anything in the game, and pretty cute to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859938
*their mainstay
Fuck I am tired.

[Anonymous No.]

And now Kira's a new type.
Maybe I should fire up the Gundam Dynasty warriors game and throw him in Exia so now he can steal another gimmick from a series.

Also, lets make our super soldiers kill words every day things like mother and die. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

Cagali has magic seed super kill mode despite being a natural, this does not trigger during the super stressful situation of her country burning to the ground around her.

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>>13859962
Where are the monstergirls? You said there would be monstergirls anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859968
Right behind you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859917
All good adventure stories have good ends.

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>>13859968
Watching better shows and eating popcorn as their wurm friend explains the plot whenever they get confused.

She'll tell them about the glories of Big Zam while wearing her cardboard armor of a Gouf

Clone crazyness is apparently genetic and all clones of Mu's dad are going to snap.

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>>13859973
No they're not.

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>>13859988
You're not looking hard enough.

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>>13859807
is laska even relevant anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859996
Oh I'm looking, you have no idea how much I want to turn around one day and see a Mantis in a cute dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860005
Not really. Even .less abandoned her, and then abandoned the girl he abandoned her for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860017
Truly .Less is the definition of scum and villainy

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>>13860007
Then he gets whisked away on a life of adventure correct?

Unrelated.
Episode fifty just started.
Shin has gone off the deep end and I'm 23 seconds in just in time to see a panel saying "COMMAND of SHOOT".

It'll be over soon.
Then I'll need a wurm to wrap me up and call me an idiot for doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never live in a coastal town that is frequented by Mermaids who come ashore regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860027
That would be nice, I imagine that they could even hire escorts with wheelchairs to take them around town.

On top of other escort duties of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860027
>You will never live in a town near a forest shrine crawling with kitsune of all shapes and sizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860027
>you will never hit a sea bishop and steal her tablet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860005
That picture was relevant to that greentext, yes.

But Laska in general is not relevant, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860029
Some might even be royalty. They would pay a lot for a good 'escort'.

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>>13860038
Dude, she keeps all her contacts on there. Not cool.

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>>13860024
Look on the bright side anon. It never gets any worse than this.

Even the horrific pacing of AGE, or the Tomino-nonsense of G-Reco. It never gets as bad as SEED or Destiny.

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>>13860017
at least I can imagine her being gangbanged at a rave

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, wanna play the rape game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860051
With an Oomukade? Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860047
Just remember, nobody brags about that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860027
>You will never sit at a bus stop on a rainy day with a few mermaids, a couple Bear girls, and about 11 seagull harpies who are just taking cover from the rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860051
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860036
I want to visit this town as a tourist and snap pictures of tiny Foxes in the forest outskirts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860051
What are the rules of this game? What does it entail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860051
Not really.

Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860059
That's the spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860051
>I do not wish to play a game wherein I will be sexually assaulted, and would much rather spend this time tending to my other obligations.

Your tricky binary questions won't work on me, girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860066
I said no you smelly bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860066
Fuck wrong pic I posted the quiet gentle one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860072
Rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860061
What a lewd tourist!
Not that they'd mind, but you might find a few fluffballs in your bed the next morning.

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>>13860036
>Cheerful chubby ones who offer you snacks as they much on fried tofu
>haughty loli ones who demand you stop ruffling their hair as they blush
>A muscled one who challenges you to some fights every now and then.
>Curvy, ara ara ones who rest your head in their lap as they stroke your hair.

It would be nice.

>>13860046

I just saw Arthun ram a jet through a battle ship, the ghost of clone dad talking to our big bad, the naked ghost of crazy girl talking to an unconscious Shin while Luna decides that its best just to sit out in the cold void of space, and big bad surviving the room exploding around him unscathed.

Also,
Kira the newtype, coordinator, super jesus saying he's just like everyone else.

Yeah...

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>>13860072
Anon, the whole point of the Rape Game is that you don't want it.

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>>13860058
I would be very cautious around the Bear Girl, I think the Seagull Harpies and the Mermaids would be too.

We'd all be wondering if she's going to try and eat us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860058
>seagull harpies
Fuck no that sounds awful, they're like smaller geese

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860051
Do I get to pretend to be an alp this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860086
Nah, Bear girls usually just visit here for the Salmon.
At least she's not one of those Succubus hipsters who are here for the overpriced coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860096
Speaking of Alps, where's that bastard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860082
You have hit the lowest low man.

Nowhere to go but up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860103
writing a Yeti story or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860114
Or something, huh? Really?
And what, pray tell, is this story about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859406
Not him, but holy shit you're arrogant. Can you get a name or trip so I can filter you?

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>>13860082
>Spot a Fox peering out at you from behind a statue covered in moss.
>You've found one!
>Slowly take off your bag and rummage around inside, the tiny Fox Girl watches you with intrigue.
>Pull out a piece of thin fried tofu.
>Her nose twitches.
>Hold out your hand, outstretched with the tofu in it.
>She releases her grip on the statue and begins to wander over unblinking.
>She's wearing a cute kimono, bright blonde fur and only a single tail.
>She gingerly extends her tiny hand towards yours, then grabs the tofu and starts nibbling at it.
>You gently pat her head while she eats.
>Suddenly you hear twigs snap behind you.
>"OH MA GOSH MARGARET LOOK IT'S ONE OF 'EM FOXES!"
>Their obscenely over-sized cameras flash as they take pictures.
>Fox Girl lets out a yelp and runs off back into the forest.
>God fucking dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860119
I don't know, ask him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860126
Damn it, I thought you were him
I'm losing my game here. I could point him out in a crowd before

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860121
God damnit, can't these yanks see I'm trying to get laid?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860121
Fox molestation attempt foiled!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember with morning comes the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860141
HOW IS HER ASS SO FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860141
I want to hotdog that gigantic loliass for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860142
>Lewding the Ammy
That's actually perfectly fine. Ammy's a lewd goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860142
cums*

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>>13860110
AAAAAAND done.

So far I've written 2k in two days and finished Gundam Seed Destiny, I don't know which one I'm more impressed about..


At least the music wasn't bad.


Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, safety wurm works hard to ensure the thread is a safe place to be.

I...

Why can Kira never dress normal?

Arthun is with Luna's sister now? No renewal of bonds with Cagali and Arthun just...that?

Why does no one get Shin to a psychiatrist?

Why does ganguro pilot and my boyfriend is dead girl never interact ever? Why does it just go "We broke up" and never go into any more detail than that?

When is Orb going to reveal their inevitable killing weapon which is defeated by mecha Lacus in a dance off?

So, after having Clone Dad Mk2. finally come to terms with living on his own, his fate is now to have a mental breakdown, shoot the man who's been a father to him, huddle together with big bad and the girl he lost out too and then get incinerated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860143
Fried Tofu ------> Fox Thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860142
And so do I.

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>>13860151
Seriously anon, start watching Build Fighters and tell us how much better it makes you feel.
Wasn't there that theory that Build Fighters is actually Gundam Valhalla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860067
Well. You can always turn the tide. Just don't get bitten and lick the sensitive spots.

[Anonymous No.]

What was the name of that russian space jinko again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860160
I may need to try watching that tomorrow.
Something to wipe this from my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860168
Anya Tigersonovich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860168
Who are you? Comrade Question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860171
Thanks anon!
>>13860172
Someone unimportant writing stuff other than what people want me to do planning stuff out way further than I should for something I haven't even written the first chapter of. She'll be a cameo for one chapter at best.

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>>13860169
From the episodes I watched it's pretty lighthearted and fun, with plenty of homages to past Gundam seasons.
Sure, it was pretty much made to sell Gunpla models, but who gives a shit it's fun and there's a Ramba Ral character who actually uses a Gouf Gunpla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860177
Sounds cool

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>>13860121
This makes me want to go on a Monster Girl wildlife expedition. To see Monster Girls in their natural habitat instead of the ones that have adjusted to modern life.

Watching a Bear Girl fish for Salmon.
Go Harpy watching and document all the exotic Harpy species I find.
Get close and personal with a pride of Lion Girls on a Monster Girl Africa safari.

So many possibilities!

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>>13860151
Because Jesus.
Because relationship writing fumbles and complete character derailment.
Because there are none.
Because relationship writing fumbles and complete character derailment.
Never because SEED is done done done.
Yes. Clones suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860177
Reminds me. I just got finished building Denial, aka. Edgemaster Gundam Supreme.

I think next I'll build Ral's Gouf R35. It's a beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860187
It is Anon.

It's done and I can now put this all behind me.

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>>13860184
I want to go to the expedition with my monster family and have my succubutt daughteru tug on my shirt cuff, asking me if they're happy pretending to be animals when they could move in to the city and become hardworking civilized folk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860149
>You will never have cute Sun daughteru's with Ammy.
>You will never bask in the glorious light your family emits.
>You will never have your cute daughteru's cling to you at night, and have them admire how their father can traverse the night with no problem or fear and them promising to create a world without night for you.
>You will never have a happy sun family.

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>>13860192
How much is a Zaku Gunpla worth? Because I actually want to try putting one together.
I might suck at it, but I want to try it at least once.
Just to keep it on topic, what monstergirl would be the best at building Gundam models?

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>>13859170
Most all the major stuff you'd know from the other stories is couched in context so you can figure it out, but you may not have quite the wow factor with certain things or lines.

But I can spell the major ones out in detail.

Basically, there were three major series of wars in the couple of generations before the story takes place.

The Contact War: when modern humanity of Earth first encountered the gate and the monsters of the Gatelands on the other side, the oldest of the ancient monstergirl countries, still ruled by a direct descendent of the original demon lord. Old school guns vs. magic. Nukes vs. lilim. The ferocity and length of the war goes back to some monster religious beliefs, and laws laid down from the last time their country had a rebellion that used men in their armies.

The Gate War, or Big Gate: the official start of the war dovetails into the back end of the Contact War. Both Earth and the Gatelands had become severely weakened from years of bloody warfare. The neighboring ancient empires of Gypt (Not!Egypt) and Zippangu (Not!Nippon) sitting at the tipping point of a population crisis, decide that the time is right to crush the Gatelanders once and for all and storm the Gate themselves. Some considered it a holy war against the succubi for blatantly slaughtering men. Some thought they would be welcome as heroes by the Earthers, finishing off their hated enemy. But all wanted basically the same thing the Gatelanders had, direct access to the world of men.

Against such overwhelming forces, neither the Gatelands or Earth had the resources left to repel both, and it looked like everyone would be overrun, leaving Earth prone to a new invasion. And it seemed that's exactly what would happen, until the Gatelands own army, sick of fighting and killing men and unable to protect their own at home from the predations of their neighbors, eventually overthrew their ruler and formed a new agreement with Earth, a Coalition.

1/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860203
Dwarf.

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>>13860211
The conditions of which (including Earth military bases on the Gate side and a handful of cohabitation cities on the Earth side) would shape much of the modern landscape.

This combination of forces allowed Big Gate to drag on for three times as long as the Contact War, and forced a tight integration between man and monster.

The war only drew to a close when a large force of undead landed on the shores of the skeleton coast with singular purpose and began to carve its way through Gypt, on a beeline for the Gatelands and the human world beyond.

And what had happened to the Gatelands before them, began to happen to the mighty empire of Gypt. Only this time, their men and children weren't stolen away from their homes, they were murdered in their homes and in their beds.

The Coalition pushed it further, supplying advisers and old surplus earth weapons to those that rebelled against the Pharaoh. And the nation that had lasted nearly six thousand years splintered into a dozen tribal states.

But the dead don't care about national boundaries or words on a page. They kept marching, swelling their ranks with the mountains of bodies laid to rest since the gate was opened, snowballing into the largest single army seen gateside in living memory. This was the beginning of the Mon Grave War.

It's a consistent theme, that the gate itself is a beacon to all monsters, and they all want something from the other side.

2/3

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>>13860217

Few other oddball facts.

You'll notice the stuff they call Contact War junk are mostly current or old military gear from around the world, EU, US, the whole thing, showing it was a worldwide war. Though a couple late war weapons were obviously designed specifically to kill monsters.

Magical items don't work on Earth. No magic ray guns or shields or the like. But magic internal to monsters does.

Nobody has seen an angel or a true paladin for over 500 years, the last of them thought to have been exterminated at Bended Knee.

The Dragoon were once a large and powerful seafaring group of many species of reptilian monstergirls that ruled the archipelagos of the tropics (Think all of the East Indies and all of Micronesia) before they were wiped out by a genocidal plague of infertility at around the same time nearly half a millennia ago. The dragon alludes to it. They could be infected

Then the rest is mostly ancient Egyptian culture twisted this way and that.

Like the linking of some Greek and Egyptian aspects going back to their similar original descriptions of the underworld and how Greeks originally derived their pantheon from the Egyptian pantheon. Basically in line with the old joke about stealing all the gods and giving them human heads so they could talk.

Or the various bits of hieroglyphic description or burial stuff, mostly straight egyptian archaeology. Or the scarab being the symbols of the heart so all the magic stone hearts of machines are shaped like scarabs. Stuff like the menat is straight from the real cult of Hathor and so on.

Then there's a few things that are just Easter Eggs. Like Acenath's last name literally means "In the image of Set"

And the 'Adid were the nomadic tribe that domesticated camels. They were said to have all been killed by a great sandstorm.

3/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860184
You could bring a watercan too. I'm sure they'd like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859285
Now is not the time for lewd stuff. That comes later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860228
Just watch out for the ones with the sticky leaves. You'll be stuck there for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860228
I'd ruffle their hair.

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>>13860203
Depends. Gunpla come in a variety of sizes, detail and skill levels, and price-points.

Zaku, being the series mainstay, has the largest number of variants and scales to choose from. There is a nigh endless selection of Zakus. You could get a High Grade, which is the basic, high-quality main line, easy to build in a couple hours, nicely detailed, standing about 3-4 inches tall. Usually around $10-15. You could go up a notch, get a Master Grade. Though I think the most recent Zaku is still pretty old. Could probably get one for $40? Or you could get a newer kit, a Real Grade. 'Bout $15-30, same scale as an HG, but with more detail, by virtue of having an easily built "Skeleton", which intricate armor is then placed around.

I don't care what people say about BIG PAWS/CLAWS, I have a fantasy involving a Dragon and Anubis building Plamo in their underwear.

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>>13860184
>Come across a Bear Girl swiping with her claws at a waterfall.
>Her paw lashes out and ensnares a fish, which she throws into a basket she brought with her.
>Wow she's fast, you think to yourself, as you take a picture.
>She notices the flash and stares at you.
>Uh oh, she's noticed you, best to stay completely still.
>You do just that, you and your obscene red flannel jacket poking out of a bush.
>She thumps over to you. You can feel the ground shake as the gigantic Bear Girl gets close.
>You can smell her thick fur coat along with a scent of fresh fish.
>"Do... Do you want one?" She gestures to her basket.
>You can't understand her growling bear speech, you just stay still.
>"Are you hungry or something? It's spawning season, there's plenty to go around, a couple of my friends are going to cook them, you're welcome to join."
>She sounds angry! This isn't good! She must be one of those 'man-eaters' you read about online!
>But you're prepared for this!
>You pull out a jar of honey!
>"What are you doing?"
>Looks like you've got her interest from that growl.
>You throw the jar away from you.
>"Woah! Hey! Don't just throw things away like that! Hang on, I'll go get it for you..."
>Now's your chance!
>You shoot off and run as fast as your legs can take you!
>The Bear girl returns with the jar, she looks around but can see no trace of you.
>"Humans are weird." She mutters to herself, before going back to fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860211
>Gypt
Wow. And I thought I sucked at names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860228
Wow! Wild Alraunes! They're nothing like the ones in the flower shop on 6th street!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860211
>Monstergirls actually killing men

That's pretty fucked up and depressing. Wouldn't the other nations just want the man killers to just drop dead? I can't imagine something like that being forgiven by the rest of their world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860141
Why are Miyama-sama's lolis so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860244
>Walk in on dragon gf one day in her 'private sanctum'
>Walls are covered with Gunpla of all types and makes, even going back to original series's gunpla.
>Currently she's in the middle of customizing a zaku with dragon wings made from funnels.
>she's been in there all morning, clad in little more than a her bra and panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860250
Countries have stupid names in real life, and it's easy to remember. Plus it makes a good pun in several languages.

Nothing worse than all of them being too perfect, like those people that always have to make the first names of characters match their personality. It's so unrealistic and jarring.

>>13860268
That's pretty much exactly why Big Gate happened. Then the invaders found themselves fighting men too. And it was always like the excuses you see people make in bad decisions all the time.

>We may have to kill some
>But we'll save much more

Still totally broke so many of them psychologically. But any war does that I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860285
Usually I just pick something based on their environment, or some prominent color-aspect.

>>13860283
Yes. This is a most supreme fantasy of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Mantis and Kunoichi bodyguards to compete for my approval!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860246
Truly bears can be very dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860293
>Wait until she's attached a piece to let her know that her know that the package has arrived.
>Despite the fact that she's seven feet tall and has very visible muscle, she squeals like a little girl, her tail thrashing so hard that she almost smacks the table.
>She sprints towards the door and tosses you over her shoulder, carrying you with her on her trip to the door.
>As she reaches the package, marked with "Next Day Delivery", you ask her what she's ordered.
>She ignores you and instead rips the package off, revealing a Byarlant Custom box, Master Class.
>looks like you won't be seeing her for a while.
>Or until she needs her noon cuddle break, whichever comes first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860303
No anon, it's the falsely ones you really have to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860285
Forgot to add that since it Balkanized, it needed a name ripe for old Czechoslovakia bits and pieces game.

Slovokia
Slovenia

Gypthar
Gypthania

etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860317
>Byarlant Custom box, Master Class
Part of me is bothered by the incorrect terminology. Most of me is just sad that a Master Grade Byarlant Custom isn't a thing. Because that'd be spectacular.

And I don't see why I couldn't give her cuddles while she builds! Just sitting building gunpla for several hours straight is a horrible strain, it seems my duty plain and simple to massage her to keep her from cramping up as she builds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860327
I'm sure if you sat next to her then she'd probably wrap a wing around you as she did.

I know jack all about Gunpla so sorry about that.
Reading the /m/ guide right now out of curiosity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860346
Eh, Grade, Class, whatever, not a huge thing.

But yeah, they're loads of fun. I'm hoping to setup a workshop in my basement this summer, start using an airbrush on some.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a flat oni to dom me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856511
Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCAFD8mMqls&safe=active

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860372
Some sort of a... Loli...? Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860385
The one true oni Goddess Suzuka-hime, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860385
You can be flat, and not be a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860211
>>13860217
>>13860223
For some reason this is making me think of Xcom with monstergirls.

Then I remembered that, as of XCOM 2, Chryssalids can now tunnel underground.
Yandere Chryssalid girls just got worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860395
>dat lewd tongue
Would naizuri and irrumate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860405
Irrumate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860405
What's with you and irrumation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860409
Facefuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860418
I'd go with the naizuri, but I'd probably let her dom me. Oh and intercrual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860401
>Chryssalids can now tunnel underground.
I have run out of NOPE, can I borrow some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860422
Femdom intercrural story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860395
I like weeb fox, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860416
It's extremely lewd. I want to feel her teeth scrape along my entire shaft as I ram myself balls deep inside her cute mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860424
Oh yeah, and they're even more poisonous now.
And they seem to have actual mouths now.
Or at least even worse mandibles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860432
Spanking fetish is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860443
From the thumbnail I thought that was an Antlion from Half Life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860443
>Ushi-Abomination
I can already hear the wedding bells...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860246
Jesus christ, what a horrific experience. Did he die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860444
I'll never get the appeal behind spanking or being spanked. But then I associate it with my mother being pissed off at me as a kid, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860462
Unfortunate. But when coming from a consenting partner, plenty of people do seem to like it.

Myself. My ex. Some random girl on the radio and the guy who wanted to hook up with her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860457
Don't worry Anon, by using his sharp wits he avoided being mauled by a dangerous Grizzly Bear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860464
That's like... 4 whole people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860470
These beasts can't be trusted! We must eradicate them from the wilds! We must take them into our homes and keep close eye on them at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860492
No! They should be left untouched in their natural habitat! They live humble, but peaceful lives, we should only observe them in all of nature's splendor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860462
I haven't even had such an experience before and I still don't get it, even though I totally get both sadism and massochism. I guess the advantage is that its a way to safely inflict pain with no long term consequences. But it always seems more silly than cruel, and sadists are supposed to be cruel.

Also its very inefficient. Isn't s&m hottest when the sadist can cause lots of pain with very little effort? Which I'd the opposite of spanking.

So yeah I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860217
>This was the beginning of the Mon Grave War.
Do you have anything directly pertaining to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860505
But what about all the salmon girls dragging their husbands to the ancestral breeding grounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860517
Those poor husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860517
>salmon girls
Is that like a special kind of mermaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860505
Damn, now you reminded me of the lion cecil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860530
Sounds like a kind of Mermaid that enjoys bukkake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860517
>>13860523
Do the salmon girls die after laying their eggs? My god, it'd look like a horror scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860505
No! To leave them to their own evil devices is folly! they should be forced to be close at hand, for the utmost safety of the civilians! When you sleep, you must pull them into bed with you, and hold them close, so they can't work their big, slow, fluffy mischief! If you watch TV, pull the little ones into your lap and hold them tight! If they are too big, pin them to the floor by sitting in their laps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860541
No. They just get some helpful camper or forest ranger to fertilize their eggs before they move downstream again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860542
I don't know, civilizing wild Monster Girls could be difficult as well as dangerous.

You ever encountered a Cougar Girl in the wild? They only follow their instincts and they're quite rough with their prey.

There's even tiny Piranha Sahaugin which can husbando a full grown man in seconds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860560
That's a lot of eggs to take responsibility for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860563
>tiny Piranha Sahaugin which can husbando a full grown man in seconds!
Super aggressive loli rapist yes!

[Anonymous No.]

Is a Wolf spider variant Ushi-Oni possible? Because I would very much like an Awoo Spidergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860506
S&M isn't about cruelty, nor the infliction of pain. Unless you really suck at it.

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>>13860577
They only get that way during the dry season, when the low water levels group them all together in shallow rivers where they are forced to rub up against each other in the cramped space and get frustrated. They're pretty mellow otherwise.

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>>13860584
>Sadism and Masochism isn't about cruelty, nor the infliction of pain.

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>>13860587
>lolis driven cumcrazy by contant yuri rubbing
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860584
>S&M
>Isn't about the infliction of pain
You're getting that mixed up with regular femdom and maledom. Those are not about the infliction of pain.
S&M is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860584
When I'm a bottom, it makes me feel better when I imagine my Dom as cruel and being totally at her mercy. When I'm a top, it makes me feel better to think of myself as being cruel and getting away with it.

Usually that's what gets people off in s&m. There's some people that say its the trust exchange, but I'd say they're probably in the minority. And I seriously doubt that everyone who isn't in that minority "sucks at it."

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>>13860510
Imagine what you saw in Graystorm, but with full armies instead of one small platoon, the undead knowing how to operate all the magic and machinery they could in life, being able to even possess the purely mechanical as horrors (DnD type horrors like helmed horrors if you're not familiar).

It absolutely devastated the already depleted monster armies. There's a reason things like War Golems make up 3/4 of the Gateland army and that they had to breed Battle Cheshires and Phage to combat the tougher stuff.

It basically forced all the remaining living to fight the same enemy, if not exactly together. And it gave concessions to old enemies for all to have limited access to the main gate at Port Babylon. That's why you have Anubi and Ryu in places like MGC.

That's also one of the reasons for the old PSA's in the city that you see in Meat and Metal. ‘Suffer not the Undead, the Turned, the Parasite. Be vigilant, for the peace and safety of all.’

It's easily the nastiest of all the three wars, but also the least morally ambiguous. As you could tell in Graystorm, the undead aren't exactly doing things individually like a normal army. They have a greater purpose that's not solely their own influencing them.

I do have another little brushfire short related to that that's half finished. Working on a Vengeance update right now though.

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>>13860590
>Dangle your hand over a shallow river.
>The Piranha Sahaugins lunge out and try to grab and pull you in.
>You pull your hand out of reach and they fall back in.
>Wow, they're pretty riled up!
>Keep teasing them, they're getting more and more desperate, there's never enough men to go around in the wild, they need to breed badly.
>Suddenly the river bank you're standing on collapses.
>There's not a single soul to hear your screams as you're pulled in for aggressive piranha love-making.

Game over.

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>>13860605
At least it's a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860605
>Not

>>Dangle your hand over a shallow river.
>The Piranha Sahaugins lunge out and try to grab and pull you in.
>You pull catch a single hand and haul the agressive fish lady out of the water for some pasionate snusnu

Do you even fishing?

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>>13860605
It feels like Piranha Sahuagins should be deepthroat machines, but then they couldn't get pregnant, unless they spit it out in their little hands and masturbate it in there. That would actually be pretty hot, too.

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>>13860597
>Imagine my dom...
>Think of myself...
So are you into these things because you actually like being cruelly harmed, or cruelly inflicting harm, or for the simulation of such? Since that's the key difference.

>>13860595
Not really. Though to an extent, I might've been confusing the points on the opposite end of the spectrum. That is...
Bondage-Discipline-Domination-Submission-Sadism-Masochism.

While I was, to an extent, confusing the points of Domination-Submission with Sadism-Masochism, it's not as if they're entirely separate.

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>>13860615
Or maybe they share it amongst each other via cunnilingus

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>>13860614
Do not noodle the catfish girls

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>>13860617
>Cunnilingus --> Snowballing
Yes. This. I quite like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860618
>making me imagine nyaaing fluffy eared mermaids

I don't care if it makes sense. I want it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860618
>You will never be the lover of a catfish girl
>She will never give you electrostimulation on occasion.

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>>13860563
Where is Bear Grylls when you need him? I bet he could take one these ferocious beasts, then celebrate by downing his favourite beverage, his own piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860617
Seems legit, they are swarming animals after all. They could even spread one cumshot to a lot of girls to maximize the effect of a single anon in their pond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859229
>Wurm-mart

My fucking sides anon. i laughed so hard my boner was kill

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder want sort of gimmicks water dwellers would use to fish for humans. I suppose they could pretend to be drowning but that's in poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860636
Shoulda been here when they actually went to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone love fairy girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860598
So what's their motive? It's not men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860638
They could follow boats and catcall the men, or prowl vacation spot and wait for swimmers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860636
>>13860639
I made a joke that seemed to get a lot of people going...

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>>13860648

They're pretty cute but they're not my favorite.

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>>13860648
Mini-MGs sort of stole their thunder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860662

> Implying that's a bad thing

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>>13860653
I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. But they sure say what they intend to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you cuddled a moth today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860668
There was a moth on my wall, and I poked it with my finger, then it flew away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860648
I do!

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>>13860662
Sad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860666
But I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860669
>molesting moths
You pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860667
So you haven't actually written the grave wars yet? Damn man, get on that. I'm super intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860674
Don'y let Nyanon get at that mouse. He'll dick her dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>i am a monk
>With a Light Yandere fallen god waifu with a twin both are wizards both a light yanderes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860682
Can't dick, must write about mice. All the mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860684
Every single one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860689
Well, they're all the same mouse. It'll make sense when I finish this thing. It probably won't be good, but I'm at least having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860693
I'm looking forward to it either way.

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>>13860638
>go to the beach
>can't go swimming because a Kraken will probably drag you under
>can't sunbathe because the beach is literally full of Cancer. They'll just scuttle up to you and drag you off if you even try.
>The beach is lost to the monsters. Oh well, even if the sea monsters weren't about you'd still have Onis flexing their muscles and posing at you all day. That shit gets old fast.
>decide to go fishing at the pier instead
>another thing ruined by monstergirls
>mermaids start popping up and "accidentally" losing their shell bikini tops, asking you if you want to join them, or loudly advertising the blowjob skills of a race that don't require air
>its scaring off the fish
>You're hear to see the sea, not yet another ten exposed breasts
>Seagull harpies are now circling
>"CUTE! CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!"
>Fuck this, you're going home
>"MINE? MINE? MINE? MINE?"
>Followed by a growing flock of oversized pests
>something falls on your head
>oh god, they're not...
>you reach up and touch the warm and moist thing on your head
>one of them took off her panties and dropped it on you, hoping you'll get the message
>now you have to run from a rain of underwear and a huge flock of pervy birds
>"MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE!"
>The entire seaside now sucks
>Yet another thing no one can do anymore after the monster's little invasion of Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860662
Mini MGs are kind of stupid. Who wants a tiny MG they can't fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860669
"ONII-CHAN, YOU PERVERT!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860705
>can't fuck
Not with that attitude.

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>>13860705
Monster Girls aren't only for fucking, they're for loving as well. Besides you can still fuck them and mini-blowjobs at anytime of the day in public.

You disgust me Anon.

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>>13860701
Well, at least lakes are still safe. Right?

>>13860705
You could headcanon that they're super stretchy, but I can see your point.

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>>13860716
>Well, at least lakes are still safe. Right?
>Lake Placid, but with a crocodile monster girl

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>Be the adopted male child in a family of Amazon girls.
>During your coming of age ceremony you have to pick one of your sisters to become your wife.

Which one do you pick?

1) Your strong older sister who pampers you like a child.
2) Your happy-go middle sister who loves to go adventuring and try new things.
3) Your clingy little sister who's easy to make jealous if you praise anyone, but her.

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>>13860741
Onee-san.

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>>13860741
What's with the flying nipple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860741
My answer depends upon the answer to this.
What does the little sister do when she's jealous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860741
Always onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860741
Onee-san all the way. I'll just have to demonstrate my manliness in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860741
onee-san

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>>13860741
Well, I don't really like going outside or trying new things, so middle is out. While older sis is really nice, I don't like the idea of being coddled much. And I like it when girls worry and get jealous over me, since it exposes their true emotions for me. I'm going with little sis.

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>>13860741
Middle because I don't like titty monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860741
I forget which one in this picture is supposed to have a dick. Definitely not that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860763
All of them. All of them have a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860763
None in the picture are supposed to have a dick.
You're referring to an edit of the original in which all of them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860741
>top left corner
Jimmies: Rustled.

Anyway, the little sis one is fine. I like the onee-san too but rather have my life's partner be the same age or younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860763
None of them have a dick, mate. The version you saw is an edit.

>>13860762
What's wrong with titty monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860783
The eyes on the younger one do things to me. I guess this proves I don't like older girls, even with that great look on the older one's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860783
There is literally nothing wrong with titty monsters. Paizuri is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860791
I don't understand naizi. It's like being given a plate of food with nothing on it and going "Fuck yeah, this tastes good."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860741
Big sis, every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859386
I hope this thread stays alive long enough for you to see this:

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860783
>What's wrong with titty monsters?
Flat is justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860803
Not him but take it to anon-kun, seriously. Just going 'na fuck you' would be like if a writefag dumped his prose stories here and said 'na, fuck you' when we told him to put it in the paste and just link it.

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>>13860803

You're coming across as arrogant, and that is a really good way to get more people against you.
Don't ruin it, you're doing fine for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860818
Sabbath get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860829
>implying I'm the writefag
Nah, I just think the "invincible monster" faggots can go to hell. That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860819
>>13860829
Just a heads up
I'm the guy writing the quest, and that guy isn't me.
While I'm not a fan of that guy telling me to fuck off to /tg/ I don't approve of people being assholes to people like him for no reason.
Like you said, it just makes me seem like an asshole.
I just want to write a non-serious adventure and have fun with you guys.

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>>13860835
Fun's been banned here since November of 2013.

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>>13860835
Yeah cool, but what I said is still valid. It's like dumping a prose story here 200 characters by 200 characters. We have pastebin for that. We have anon-kun for CYOA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860701
What a nightmare.

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>>13860834
Ah, then sorry.
I agree with you, portraying either side as invincible is really stupid and annoying. You either end up with monster Mary Sues or human Gary Stus and it always ends up in bad writing and a dull story.

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>>13860844
You know it. A world with monstergirls would be a hellish place where a young virgin wouldn't be able to walk down the street without some vulgar succubus making him blush.

Vote for human-monster segregation today!

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>>13860858
Men can blush?

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>>13860849
Right, and I agree with your pastebin point.

...This meeting went surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860858
What we need is a story where we have a monstergirl Mary Sue fighting a human Gary Stu.
In the end, they agree they simply can't outdo the other, and they get together and fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860867
So like that Amazon/Anon fight in front of the supermarket we had in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860869
Some shit like that, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860867
>gary stu and mary sue ever stopping their chain of asspulls

No ,my friend, the fight shall go on for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860875
Man, don't you hate it when you're locking in eternal combat? That's the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860875
>Ha, You think this is my final form? You fool! you haven't realized that we weren't fighting at all! We were married all along!
>Nani? You realize that only now? Not a distant crush, I was actually the forgotten childhood friend all along!
>Ha! Is that what you believe! We were siblings this entiretime!

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>>13860832
Actually I like tall girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860880
You thought I was your sibling, but it was ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860885
Ha! Austin? Fool! It was me! Dio!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860882
Your love for tall girls is based. Your love for flat breasts is shit. So over all I guess you're neutral. The worst of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860887
Dude, smaller breasts are the best, especially when they're accompanied with really wide hips and a big fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860895
>I want a girl to have less of this great thing and want to pretend that it's better than than a girl having more of this great thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860895
You are mah nigga.

Personally, I prefer petite to tall though. Cute, short girl, small chest, wide hips with thighs and an ass to match...unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860898
>I can't handle people having a different opinion to me
>implying tits aren't for babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860900
>I can't handle people having a different opinion to me
I can handle it just fine. I'm handling it right now, I'm just also calling it stupid at the same time.

>Implying tit's aren't full of dreams and aspirations
>Implying tits are limited to babies only
>Implying you can be a real man without acknowledging the greatness of tits

I don't even want to talk to you anymore. It's like I'm looking down at a man in a pit of filth who's insulting me for being on the clean surface.

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>>13860875
>The gary stu uses a flurry of his gold-belt (yeah you never heard of it, that's because its a level of prowess the average person can't attain) martial arts punches on the mary sue
>mary blocks it with a wave of hyper crystal demonic energy. Its so powerful that even the demon lord can't handle it, but luckily sue is part double-mega-dragon, so she can wield it with ease
>normally, anyone exposed to the smallest dose of hyper crystal demonic energy would be instantly turbo-incubized, but this is motherfucking Gary Stu we're talking about here, he puts that shit on his cereal, then sets that on fire because normal cereal isn't EXTREME enough for his digestive system to stomach
>Gary pulls out the sword of endless light, crafted by Illias herself, but it was too heavy for the goddess to wield. Luckily, Gary was just chilling round her place at the time and offered to take it off her.
>Mary scoffs at the pathetic object before her and generates a blade made out of pure black holes and Linkin Park songs
>The sword begins to scream "CRAAAAWWWLIIIING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN" At a noise volume that would deafen most monsters, but Mary isn't just an average monster so she can still listen out for the demon lord praying to her in case she's needed back home
>Gary is unfazed by the blade of pure evil and ear rape and they begin to duel properly
>the force of their blows causes shockwaves that threaten to shatter the planet, so they agree to fight on the surface of the sun instead
>unfortunately, before they can leave the scuffling children are relieved of their foam swords and are dragged off by their mothers to be scolded for causing a scene at the supermarket.
>blaming each other for the mess, they both vow vengeance on the one who wronged them
>Their rivalry lasts throughout highschool until they get drunk at graduation and finally fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860907
>Implying tit's aren't full of dreams and aspirations
>implying your subjective meme quote means anything
>implying naizuri isn't adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860908
>the force of their blows causes shockwaves that threaten to shatter the planet, so they agree to fight on the surface of the sun instead
made me giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860909
>m-memes!
Yeah sure, whatever bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860908
This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860912
Are you saying you were being literal and not repeating a quote I hear literally every time this argument comes up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860916
Is gravity a meme to you to? Dis guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860912
The whole "Tits are full of dreams and aspirations" is pretty well just a shitty meme at this point.

I counter your meme, with another meme.
>Tits are just fake asses anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860917
>meme
miːm/
noun
noun: meme; plural noun: memes

1.
an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
2.
an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by Internet users, often with slight variations.
The definition is very broad and it would include that fucking chinese cartoon quote you oppai piggus always regurgitate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860920
>Implying a fake can't be better than the original
Get outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860923
>resorting to memes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860921
I know what a meme is. Tits being full of glory and wonder isn't a meme. It's a fact. A law, a rule. You calling it a meme led me to ask if you think gravity is a meme, as it is analogous and it too would be brought up most every time a physics discussion comes up.

>>13860925
You did it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860899
Ma nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860923
Shirou go home you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860908
So dumb, and yet so good.
10/10, would tell to generations to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860928
>Tits being full of glory and wonder isn't a meme
Tits are full of fat and glands you fucking idiot.
>You did it first.
I then immediately dropped the flat is justice shit to defend my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858990
You are right anon. I completely forgot about that. I'll fix it it on the pastebin. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860908
>Mary scoffs at the pathetic object before her and generates a blade made out of pure black holes and Linkin Park songs
>The sword begins to scream "CRAAAAWWWLIIIING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN"
>blade of pure evil and ear rape

Lost hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860940
Needs a follow up of her smiling.

She will never notice you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860934
The scene is: Kejerou trapped in a haunted barber parlor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860934
We're all holding a line.
>The commonly accepted roman ideal of female beauty was wide hips, with small tits. the 'pear shape'
>Romans were also fond of fucking boys in the ass
>Coincidence?
I think not.

>>13860938
>Tits are full of fat and glands you fucking idiot.
Bullshit. Fuckin' prove it. I bet you think girls fart too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860949
>I bet you think girls fart too.
>I literally can not argue using anything other memes
Wasn't there a study that found smaller breasts to be more sensitive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860944
Thinking about it, Whose Line Is It Anyway with monstergirls would be fucking hilarious.
Why has no-one tried to do anything with monstergirl comedians yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860954
Because who can write comedy well here? And on purpose mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860954
>Why has no-one tried to do anything with monstergirl comedians yet?
We tried, but someone had to ruin it for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860951
Nigger you're not roping me into an actual discussion. Memes are as far as this will go. And I doubt they are more sensitive, it's likely that with smaller breasts you can just touch more at the same time. Also, sensitivity has utterly no bearing in MGE as everything is sensitive and everything you drink/eat will make you feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860899
So basically Mojarin's Elins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860954
There are a few greentexts about monstergirls making sexist joke about human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860943
It does need a follow up anon, like many things.
But it just isn't meant to be.

Perhaps in a different life anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860958
>feel good.
Feel better, rather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860958
>A total of 150 healthy women were studied to determine normal values for breast sensibility and to investigate the influence of breast size and ptosis on breast sensation. Cutaneous pressure thresholds were evaluated bilaterally in six areas including the nipple, the areola, and the skin of the breast using the Semmes-Weinstein monofilaments. We found that the skin of the superior quadrant was the most sensitive part of the breast, the areola was less sensitive, and the nipple was the least sensitive part. The cutaneous sensibility of all tested areas decreased significantly with increasing breast size and increasing breast ptosis. The nipple was less sensitive in women who had a previous pregnancy. Age, smoking history, or hormonal contraception had no significant influence on breast sensation. The study shows that the Semmes-Weinstein test is an adequate method for assessing sensation in the breast.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9727434

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860957
>someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860969
>We found that the skin of the superior quadrant was the most sensitive part of the breast, the areola was less sensitive, and the nipple was the least sensitive part.
Huh interesting. And again, I think it's just because of nerve clusters being more spread out on larger tits. Meaning you have to git gud to stimulate a big breasted lady, because she's not so easy as some flatty. Not that it matters either way, when mamono mana can have you cumming from nipple stimulation alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860954
>This boy in my class came up to me one day, he said, "Can I ask you something?"
>I said, "Yeah"
>He said, "Do you think dick tastes like pumpkin pie?"
>I got mad and said, "Don't ask me some stupid question like that, I've never had any pumpkin pie."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860976
Apparently its because the sensitive parts get covered by the fat so you have to press harder to get a reaction.
Big tits objectively less pleasurable for the woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860978
Yeah but that's 3DPD. 3D titty monsters are shit anyway, like most things 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860977
I smiled, not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860981
There's something we can agree on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860978

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859555
>Fighter

Okay

>Yeti

Oh now we're getting somewhere

>maydere

She's probably an incompetent evil minion who's not evil at all but tries to be.

>unusual colors

Oh nice.

>Class: monk

Fuck yeah punchin with those fists of fury!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860991
Don't bother. Here there be Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860991
>Americuck
Then again, my country is worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860899
You must love TERA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860976
>voluptuousness weakens sensibility
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfeKfocGQ2M

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860993
>kowtowing to a bunch of goat lolis and the idiots that have surrendered their breasts

You, forever shall you rot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860958
And whatever isn't sensitive enough, can be covered in tattoos or magik'd clothing to make it more sensitive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860996
>>13860959
Quite. Those doujins are a gift from above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860942
>>13860908
The funny thing about that song is that by emo rock standards it isn't the worst by far considering the fact it's about dealing with withdrawal from meth. (Song is still fucking terrible however.) The dubious honor of most emo song I've ever heard goes to Pain by Three Days Grace, a song about cutting yourself because it's the only for you to feel something. youtube.com/watch?v=KQRVm6oxADc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861003
There's also the appeal to the edgy anon, can't forget that. To wit, I recall that I am (All of me) by Crush 40 was gaining some memetic popularity for that purpose. Though personally, I still think Crawling in my Skin is too much a classic to be outdone in mocking edgy kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860978
My love for Baphomets and Familiars just increased further. Especially if you give them soft thighs and plush bottoms as per the description of this >>13860899 fine gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860998
>kowtowing
Pff hardly. Just not wasting anymore of my breath on bitter little flatties. They are out of balance with the beacons of love which are breasts hanging from their chests, and so only hate resides within them. It's a poisonous situation in all.

>>13860997
I watched this twice and still don't get what you're trying to tell me.

>>13861000
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861011
Y'should read Average's stuff. Got a Baphomet one-shot, and a 3-part story regarding a Familiar who fits that description.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Ren Xiongmao to fuck me up when I refuse her advances!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861014
Yeah, I have already. Lucy in particular was a bundle of soft, cuddleable love.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not bad kid! But you're a hundred years too early to challenge me!
>NO I'M NOT THAT OLD!
Uh-oh, your lack of tact and shounen MC-tier density have pissed her off! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861021
A'ight, see you in a hundred years then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861021
Grab the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861009
And I am fully aware of that, I do it too. I just find it more humorous that there are people that probably think Crawling is the most emo song ever when there are far worse songs out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861021
Let her bring it on, only the fight now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861021
I leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861018
I want to go to Kakuen's concert and see her drum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861031
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHtEyDrD4oA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861018
>JUST
>YOU
>KNOW
>WHY~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861021
Make her run away crying by calling her disgusting and that she looks like she's covered in ticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861018
It would be the slowest and most lazy rape ever.

>Ren Xiongmao walks up to you and tackles you to the ground by crumpling onto you
>strokes you to full mast and puts it in
>proceeds to drape herself over you
>I'm tired, move your hips.
>But you're the one that's supposed to be ra-
>Hey! Who's the expert here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861037
She IS covered in ticks. You should help her.

[Anonymous No.]

How freaky would sex with a Shoggoth get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861039
Well, she IS the expert here. Better do what she says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861041
Not very. Shoggoths appear to me to be good girls who just want their snizz pounded properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861041
I could tell you, but you'd spend the rest of your life wailing and laughing, locked away in a padded cell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861041
>put condom on
>condom was actually part of the shoggoth
>lube up
>using shoggoth slime
>get on bed
>bed made of shoggoth
You get the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861047
>can't see the hips
>can't see if its a monster boy
You cheeky fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861050
>monster girls
>condoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861050
Am I Shoggoth myself at this point?

Also, >>13861056

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861043
You're enabling the lazy pandas. At this rate they'll insist on "raping" men in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861041
Like this, probably.
http://exhentai.org/s/59a9c5d7a4/575364-51

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861050
>put condom on
This should be a gigantic red flag that something's not right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861060
Hey, the victim has to play his part too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861039
She just looms over you, straddling your hips, staring at you like
>I fucking dare you to not move your hips. Go on see what fucking happens. I fucked your shit up once, I'll do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861040
>helping a monster from the MGQ universe

[continued laughter]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861039
I want to be in a captive breeding program with a Ren Xiongmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861069
I'd have helped the Mermaid with no cooking ability. And the Bandits. The Mountain Bandits were wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861054
Nigga, of course it's a 'male' lich. Just look all that high-level Pimp Gear he's wearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861018
>2:20

>You're about to leave the club with the pandagirl you knew better to say no to
>When this other panda girl just stands infront of the two of you.
>The two pandas stare off silently
>Then they turn to you, and stare at you silently
>Sigh
>Offer your other arm to the other panda
>Her eyes just say 'Yeah. That's what I thought.'
>You walk out with both girls.
>This is gonna be a long night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861076
It's Death, as intended by .Less who made it.

>muh edgy male visual changes
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861086
Death from Discworld?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861088
No idea. He didn't specify as I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861086
>>13861088
>>13861093
Isn't it Baron Samedi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861097
The voodoo priest? Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861098
Nigga is literally a skellington in a tux suit/dinner jacket and tophat. I'm not talking about the voodoo priest from james bond either. The actual Loa of death and ressurection.

[Anonymous No.]

>You starin' at my glasses?
Well anon? Are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861106
Tits too big, horns not big enough, legs and arms look like armour instead of scales
No I was not looking at your glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861106
Yeah they're very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861106
No I was more distracted by her 10/10 body. Just needs a bit more muscle and a better dress sense. Bigger tits would be nice but not necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861111
>>13861116
You two need to have a knife fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861106
Yeah, they're shitty glasses. The frame is too thin.

Them side ties tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861118
I already had a fight with an oppai piggu earlier and would rather not do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861118
>fight
You don't fight the sabbath, you just steal their women, feed them ara ara cake and love them tenderly, while whispering about how lewd and big and beautiful her body is now. The body of a real woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861126
>NTR
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860955
Do I Look Like A Writefag was pretty good. Too bad he's long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861126
Fuck off with your cakeshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861063
That or something like Squid Love! in the case of the tamer ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861144
Who doesn't like cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861106
That face is the last thing I would look at. Eugh.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/5097722

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861151
Could a Shoggoth give herself handpussies?
Would she create horrifying mouths all over her lower body to lick your dick and the rest of you with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861132
>NTR
>Implying a bunch of flat bitter fucks who dedicate their lives to hating and performing acts of terrorism on things they don't have can even get husbands
pls

>>13861144
See, look at this angry little shit. Doesn't even like cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861156
The question is not if she could, but whether you'd want one to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861154
I have no idea what any of those options implies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861156
How does Shoggoth not have continuous, endless orgasms just from moving around?
>She does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861161
Well, it sounds like you'd be a perfect fit for a regular Wurm girl.

I'd suggest you choose all the options then hit submit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861160
Would she care if you wanted it or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861154
Riddlerina is the smartest cat on the streets!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about non-MGE Sphinxes?
lion pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861181
Prefer them to the MGE ones.
MGE's is sexy too, but really just a reskinned catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861169
The Decently Smart Superwurm and Normal smart Superwurm option don't specify what do they mean by Normal and Decent. Are they regular/decently smart compared to a regular wurm, or a human?

The Bruce Wayne option could be interpretatated in several way:
Superwurm being aloof and not particularly intelligent like the secret identity Bruce Wayne is supposed to be for Batman.
Superwurm is actually decently intelligent, but hides her intelligence under a her secret identity of a regular wurm girl, like Batman does with Bruce Wayne.
Superwurm is actually as intelligent as Bruce Wayne is supposed to be.

I don't even know who Riddlerina is. Is she supposed to be the brain to Superwurm's brawn? That would explain that option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861174
Of course she would. Shoggoths are nice, devoted girls who want to please their masters to the utmost of their capabilities, so I don't really see one morphing bits her master doesn't find appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861181
There is only one scenario I'd ever take a tauric girl over a bipedal version and that's spider, so, na I prefer MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861191
>I don't even know who Riddlerina is.
The riddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861154
Bruce Wayne superwurm. It'll catch her rogue's gallery off guard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861181
I prefer both Kishibe's sphinx and many of the tauric ones to the MGE version.

>ribbed lion pussy
Pound and creampie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861209
Bruce Wayne is a dirty old man who dumps his boytoys when they get too old and picks up new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861224
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861235
So does Super Wurm's alter ego do /ss/ or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861246
I dunno. Original Batman had that whole "lol, he's gay" shtick having a boy in tights with him. But since this is the MG world with an MG girl, it probably has to be a loli MG in tights.

Unless it causes anti-Yuri fags to become salty and start causing drama again, then just insert a shota or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861263
It's best to have a warm undine on hand to combat the saltgolems anons will send at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861194
I'm sure that after spending enough time with a Shoggoth, what you would find appealing would be severely warped, to the point where you'd find her many tentacles, eerie eyes and terrifying maws just as sensual as that rockin' pair of tits.
Even regular monster girls do it in MGE, so a girl where you have to take a SAN check every time your eyes meet shouldn't have any trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861263
A loli sidekick? Why didn't we think of this before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861263
>>13861280
So what is Super Wurm's sidekick? A robin Harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861277
Man, I'd gaze the fuck into a Shoggoth's eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861280
Also need a CC Kikimora as her trusty maid instead of a butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861288
She could actually draw her a bath and get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861288
>Not a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861297
Shoggoths are icky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861183
>>13861212
Just out of curiosity, as someone who's never seen the appeal in taur-type monster girls, what makes that kind of Sphinx preferable to the MGE type for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861285
I want to say someone with hands. Because otherwise both Superworm and her sidekick will end up defeated by something as simple as a round doorhandle.

I'd go with Familiar, side it fulfills both the loli requirement and it's basically the "sidekick" MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861300
But more than capable and strong enough to work for a freakin wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861304
>>13861305
Make it so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861288
No.

Alfred should remain Alfred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861297
>Flavor of the month

Alfred is supposed to be plain, he's the assisting butler. I mean, if there was any good reason to use Shoggoth over a Kiki I'd agree, but aside from the "flavor of the month" there's no real reason go with her as the trusty butler/maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861302
They're beautiful, elegant and exotic.
And I like the combination of usual sexy upper body and powerful, yet cuddly looking lower body.
Makes for a supremely sensual whole.
Also, ribbed for your pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861311
>>Flavor of the month
Nigger please. And a Shoggoth can be as plain as she wants, the only thing she can't help is the many eyes. A kiki stands out way more with her feathers, large tail and bird claws. Not only that but a shoggoth can literally make anything she needs and is superior to the kiki in multitasking chores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861314
>literally a justification for horsepussy but for cats
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861318
Why don't the guys who find lamia tails or arachnes' spider halves attractive ever get called out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861321
I'd call out cloaca fags, thing it, those both have pussies on the human end. I personally son't subscribe to snake cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861317
>A kiki stands out way more

>Having feathers on your wrists and a tail makes you stand out more than tentacles, slime, having twenty eyes all over your body, and a tongue at your feet

Man, I don't even like Kikis that much and even I can tell you're grasping at straws at this point. It just reinforces the FOTM argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861328
>It just reinforces the FOTM argument.
No that's just you being a dick.

>>Having feathers on your wrists and a tail makes you stand out more than tentacles, slime, having twenty eyes all over your body, and a tongue at your feet
Bitch can make literally anything with her body you don't think she can make some legs and some suit pants? I highly doubt she's stuck in half-blob form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861331
KC mentioned in passing (e.g., not in a lot of detail) in the Q&A that all half-human type MGs can polymorph into human appearance to infiltrate human settlements. I think it was when someone asked about Sandworms and their humanoid part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861323
Does the pussy really make that much of a difference?
What'd be the difference between, say, a taur-Sphinx's lionpussy and getting a pawjob from an MGE Sphinx? In both cases a girl is getting you off with an animal feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861337
Dudes just being prickly. And salty best maid is now a chaos abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861314
>They're beautiful, elegant and exotic
Sure, anon. Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861340
Chaos abominations were always the best at everything, including being maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861339
I don't really care for pawjobs though, you just assume I do, so your argument means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861106
No, I don't have such shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861297
>shitty abomination
Get out of here with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861345
Well, I wasn't really commenting on your opinion.
It's just, no one ever gets called out on "bestiality" for pawjobs or tentaclejobs or whatever the fuck. What makes this different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861340
Keep pushing your second-class maid all you want.

Kikis will always be the best maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861350
>no one ever gets called out on "bestiality" for pawjobs or tentaclejobs
Well, they should.
The monster bits aren't there for sex. They're there for exotic flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people right now who don't want to impregnate a Monoeye and get a Monoeye daughteru
What's wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861354
Ah, the cries of shit taste. What a sad melody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861352
>>13861348
It's alright. Denial isn't something Shoggoth chan hasn't seen before, and she'll see it again. She's used to it, see, what with her whispers tasting like the whispering madness.

>>13861350
Actually, for those who are attracted to the monster bits specifically, they usually are called out on it. I mean, I'd take a lamia tailjob, because snake scales are smooothe as shit and with some lube it would be quite nice, but it's not like I see one pass and go 'damn look at dose scales' It can be 'beautiful' and even 'exotic' but never 'arousing'. I can only see archne's spider legs attractive, for instance, because of the woman they belong to. Not because they're spider legs. It's a question of intent. You want to fuck an actual animal, by telling us you prefer a tauric sphinx. A centaur. You aren't aroused by it because of the woman it belongs to, the woman just gives you a justification to fuck an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13856676
>undine in lead
>not Sylph
What is wrong with you lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861359
>projecting so hard, just to get your shitty abomination some love

Well, I admire your spirit, if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861359
>but it's not like I see one pass and go 'damn look at dose scales' It can be 'beautiful' and even 'exotic' but never 'arousing'. I can only see archne's spider legs attractive, for instance, because of the woman they belong to. Not because they're spider legs.
Where did I claim it was any different for me? I like monster girls, not animals. Is there something wrong with enjoying all of a monster girl?
And why does my preference in Sphinxes mean I want to fuck an animal? By that logic, wouldn't only the absolute bare minimum of monstrousness be acceptable because anything more monstrous than the minimum just means you only want her for the animal parts?
Because that logic is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861360
>gnome
I don't even have to say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861355
>He doesn't want a One eyed daughteru who desperately needs paternal love from the amount of bullying she gets
It's almost like you want a slut of a daughteru who doesn't want her daddy to hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861375
>>13856792
someone already used the sylph one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861372
>And why does my preference in Sphinxes mean I want to fuck an animal?
Because you have two. One with 'normal' legs and one with the body of a giant cat. You went for the one with the giant cat. Meaning you want to fuck a cat.
> By that logic, wouldn't only the absolute bare minimum of monstrousness be acceptable because anything more monstrous than the minimum just means you only want her for the animal parts?
No. That's not what this logic leads to at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861379
>and so, the monoeye lover's struggle to find acceptance among his peers go unheeded once more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861381
>Because you have two. One with 'normal' legs and one with the body of a giant cat. You went for the one with the giant cat. Meaning you want to fuck a cat.

Let's take two other girls. One that's completely normal, and one with the lower body of a giant snake. If you went for the one with the giant snake, would you want to fuck a snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861388
I'd choose the one with the better looking human parts and the better personality. I don't really care about the monster parts at all. I mostly like monster girls despite them, not because of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861391
Suffer not the heretic to live.

Seriously, if you don't like monster bits, why not just go to /a/ or a thread with some settings with human girls instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861359
>liking literal abomination
>talking shit about lion pussy
Opinions discarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861360
>>13861375
>Not Ignis
Shit taste, shit taste everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861397
The people have spoken. Just admit your loss and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861360
I can never tell if her hands are supposed to be made of stone or some kind of hardened dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861388
>One that's completely normal, and one with the lower body of a giant snake. If you went for the one with the giant snake, would you want to fuck a snake?
See, this is where the line is. If you go for the one with the giant snake, you want to fuck a monstergirl. Similarly if you have a completely normal girl and one with fur/paws from the elbow/knees down and cat ears, and you chose the latter, you again, want to fuck a monstergirl.
Now you take a MGE Sphynx, which is already a monster girl, and a Sphynx which has the lower body of a giant cat, and you chose the latter, you're taking it a level up.

In your example, both had human pussies, or atleast pussies where you expect them to be on a human. However, a tauric sphynx doesn't. your distinction means you want to fuck a cat. If you just wanted a sphynx MG, you already had one. It wasn't good enough. You wanted a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861399
poll is still open so ya'll can still vote if you havent already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861405
Even the power of shit taste can't knock undine off her throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860228
>You'll never be a Guerilla member who has to deal with happybaka Alraunes bothering you while trying to hide in the trees for an ambush

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861354
I prefer a bieye, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861404
>In your example, both had human pussies, or atleast pussies where you expect them to be on a human.
Again, why is this so important?
>your distinction means you want to fuck a cat.
Except I don't. I wouldn't feel any attraction towards the monster bits if she wasn't a monster girl. Isn't this how it is for most people here?
>If you just wanted a sphynx MG, you already had one.
Yeah, and I found her a bit boring. Do I have to like every design KC produces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861391
>I don't really care about the monster parts at all. I mostly like monster girls despite them, not because of them.
Jesus fuck could your taste get any shittier

You are everything wrong about these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861404
>MGE sphinx
>monster girl
Pick one. MGE has a sphinx human girl cosplayer

Pic related is sphinx monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

What would your Monster Waifu's favorite carnival booth be? The Goldfish toss? The Balloon Darts? The Dunk-The-Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861417
Oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861417
>cosplayer
Ah, the favorite word of the animal fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861415
Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate them. I just don't really pay attention to them when it comes to erotic appeal, and they don't make or break a monster girl for me. To me the human features are more important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861423
You know, that reminds me, isn't Shoggoth kind of like a Mantago? In that it basically turns their master into something like themselves before merging with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861423
>Hey, girls. How's it go...
>...What's with the smug?
>Oi oi, what're you doing?
>Hey, HEY! What do you think you're doing?!
>Don't do it! Stop that right now!
>I SAID DON'T-- Oh man...
These faggotmaids are Chesire tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861423
Ok, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861414
>I wouldn't feel any attraction
But you do. Otherwise you wouldn't want to fuck the one with half the body of a cat, you'd be perfectly fine with that MGE has given you. Don't lie to me now.

>boring
There's problems with the design and there's wanting to fuck an actual cat. A valid issue with her design is
>I wish she had wings
not
>It's a shame her bottom half isn't an animal.

>>13861417
>Cosplay
Some are distinctly human-looking. Deal with it, animalfucker. For that matter the majority are 'cosplay' as you put it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861428
Yeah, it's why they're shit.

Same as Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861423
>no maid hatesex
Mediocre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861433
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861419
>That one guy who keeps going to the Alp dunk booth the whole night
>Always waits for the Alp to sit back up before knocking her down to the water
>The water is good at hiding the Alp's tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861428
>not wanting to become a blob of darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861433
You're still thinking that preferring a more monstrous and exotic design that still has plenty of human features as well means you want to fuck an actual animal. Stop doing that. It makes you look ignorant.

[Anonymous No.]

Can somebody give me a summary of the premise for Aviators? I had an idea for a dogfight based story and want to make sure I'm not retreading old ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860223
>>13860217
>>13860211
When did the crazy human king lighting a city on fire happen? Was it far in the past before first contact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861433
Begone, bait! You have no place in this land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861460
Uhhh, no. If you're talking about ThunderBrother's story, it's more a Slice-of-Life plot about a romance between a Harpy and bush pilot in Alaska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861480
That sphinx at least still has a human pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up Anon, you're late for your duel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861420
>>13861480
Is it wrong that I want her to step on my dick with her paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861428
No, and their profile specifically accents on it by mentioning that even upon gaining an ability to ignore physical damage, they still look the same as before.

Why is anon such a misfortune-aiming bugaboo goddangit.

>>13861431
You're next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861483
Cool. I've never read it or seen anybody say anything about it but "cute and good" so I had no clue what it was about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861457
>It makes you look ignorant.
I'm fine with a monstrous girl, I love me some abominations.
>plenty of human features
Yet you chose the one with less human features, and more Animal features. I'm well aware that sexuality and shit is a spectrum, and you like it further up the furry/bestial end.

>They're beautiful, elegant and exotic.
This is how you describe the body of a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861493

>Through sexual intercourse their master will touch upon their madness, and like them, will desire for the two of them to become one. In this way they will spend their lives having sex by melding together.

It's one of those ambiguous translations. Maybe it just means metaphorically melding together, but I'm inclined to believe it means more literally given the Shoggoth completely replaces/rebuilds the fundamental physical structure of the husbandu (making him a slime, effectively).

[Anonymous No.]

For fuck's sake I'm so tired of this shit. Every time I drive to work, there's a bunch of Holstauri standing in the middle of the road. Why do they insist on doing this? There's no grass on the asphalt for them to eat, all they do is stand there staring at me until I'm forced to hit the horn to scare them away so I can pass. They always made me get fired due to being late for the job.

Living near a farm is a real damn hassle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861487
>"Wrong guy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861497
Well, then, what makes abominations acceptable, and monster girls with animal lower bodies not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861505
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_grid

As an added bonus, if they do try to cross they'll get caught and be completely vulnerable to teasing and molestation.

Be careful about which ones you do this to though, since you may encourage more of them to try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861509
>abominations acceptable

That's a bit of an exaggeration, given all the pushback against Shoggoths, Mindflayers, etc

[Anonymous No.]

quit with the bickering about pussies or whatever, will ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861510
That's why you have to beat the shit out of those cow girls while molesting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861509
Well first up, it aint bestiality, secondly, again I'd be fucking a vaguely human looking girl in there, not sticking my dick into any old hole at the base of a writhing mass of bubbling Shoggoth goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861516
Living Doll's onaholepussy is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861503
I want to be a slime boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861526
>Beating monstergirls

also

>forgets about masochists

You gunna get either stalked by a masochist yandere or arrested for murder/abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861507
Now, now anon, you know that won't fly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861539
Oh it totally will fucking fly, I didn't make any challenges.

Hell I don't even know who the fuck that girl is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861516
Oh shut up Alp, people can argue all they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861534
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861528
>vaguely human looking girl in there, not sticking my dick into any old hole at the base of a writhing mass of bubbling Shoggoth goo.
That's too bad
Because her lower half is a bubbling spooky goo full of eyes and teeth
Unless you want to create something like handpussy, even animals have much more human-like pussy than shoggoth

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>>13861535
There is literally nothing wrong with beating monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861548
You were so scared of getting humiliated in front of everyone that you would pretend you have amnesia?
Tsk, tsk. All she wanted to do was play a children's card game with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861526
>>13861554
I hope you get mindbroken by a Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861557
Why the hell would I challenge a girl to a children's card game?

How drunk would I have to be in order to do something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>today is ichigo pantsu day
>look for ichigo pantsu monster girls on gelbooru
>no results

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861554
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861564
You were drunk off of love and showing off to that one girl, you know the one, and challenged this one because she's supposedly the best in the area. Let's face it anon, you're going to look silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861528
So you absolutely, only want to fuck the human parts on any given monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861562
Too bad anon, I'll be too busy tasering a Minotaur's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861553
>That's too bad
>Because her lower half is a bubbling spooky goo full of eyes and teeth
Nigger it's a shoggoth. It can be whatever the fuck I want it to be. Technically she's naked, but you don't think she has nice shapely tits to show me? You're clutching at straws here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861562
Repeat offenders of felony in MGC are subjected to the mantago pits or public use pillories for manticore communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861571
In all fairness, pretty much anything besides the really wacky stuff like slimes have human pussies. Snakes, horses, undead, etc, all have human-style breasts and pussies according to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861570
No anon, I think I was drunk off my ass and decided to randomly ask some girl to play a dumb card game.

So since I wasn't in control of my actions this duel won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861571
Considering Centaur is the only MG which doesn't have a pussy on her human parts, fuck yes, I only want to fuck the human parts of any given monstergirl. Any now that I think of it, even though it's stupid as shit, even frontpussy exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861584
Is that a Cockatrice in your pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861586
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861589
It doesn't need to mean anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861591
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861574
Actually, looking at the profile pic, I just noticed something. The eye above the shoggoth's womb has a heart pupil. Olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861594
SILENCE! Just appreciate the Cockatrice, you chickenshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861582
>>13861585
So vaginal is the only form of sex that exists for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861602
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861606
Well, what else is there that's actually worth doing?
Oral, vaginal, anal and paizuri all only involve the human parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861608
You heard me. Even if she has Alpface, she's still a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861610
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861606
>vaginal oral anal, handjobs (for those with hands) footjobs (for those with feet) Boobjobs
I mean, some of that isn't even intercourse and it all involves the human parts. I've no interest in paw or claw jobs. I'm not against it if she wants to do it, I just don't care for one, and don't think it would feel good for another. No interest in talon jobs either. And handjobs are stupid. I can get those myself.

>>13861609
He's straw clutching.

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>>13861617
Waht about tailjobs or tentaclejobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861411
Wow what a vanillafag.
Next you'll tell me you like monster girls with feet and hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861610
Que?

[Anonymous No.]

When did you people become so damn boring?
>No fetishes ever please, missionary vaginal only, non-human parts should only be decorations, I don't want that shit touching me, ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861618
Same as pawjobs. What about them? The only exception to this would be tailpussy and maybe tentaclepussy. But I don't really care for them, and honestly, I'd much prefer to fuck the actual girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861616
>>13861621
What, what in the butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861627
So you don't even think of the monster parts as "the actual girl"?
Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861629
Colon cancer.

I'm sorry anon, you only have three more weeks to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861625
>you people
Why are you equating everyone with some faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861625
Normies
Normies everywhere
They get attracted to this thread by EMG anime
It will only get worse and worse from now on so buckle up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861625
Don't be mad I'm calling you out on wanting to fuck an animal. It's always been around, you guys are no different to those who want horsepussy. It doesn't make me or thee threads boring. You just want to fuck animals.

>>13861631
Nice misdirection. Of course I think of all of her as her. She is a monstergirl, however, that means she has monster bits and girl bits, all of which I love, not all of which I am physically attracted to.

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>>13861632
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861625
What do you mean, "you people"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861640
I want to give Chocolate Elf lots of chocolate! then kiss her when she become a tubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861640
No, that's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861640
Miss Elf your skirt is too short!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861639
This guy is the only one in this thread right now who gets what monster girls are about.
Animalfuckers and anyone else who feels attracted to animal features, pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861625
>you people
It's just one faggot baiting, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861640

OKAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861644
I have it from a reliable source that Dark Elves love sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861653
>OKAY

ARE YOU?

BUSTAH WOLF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861656
Who's your source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861656
I want to make love to a Dark Elf who has gotten tubby off Sweets and cuddle with her afterwards telling her how much of a chubby cutie she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861516
Where are you supposed to put your dick in that? I can't see her front side, is there a hole on there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861666
Alpie.

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>>13861670
Just a wolf head on the front. Hey come to think about it, she's perfect for these animal fuckers. The next step from an actual animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be told that monstergirls suddenly appeared in our world while in your deathbed
>You'll never fade away before even Will o' Wisps even find you in the afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861617
If that's the case, why do you even like MGE, where monster girls are explicitly mentioned to love using their entire body to get you off, not just the normal girl bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861688
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861670
She has a pair of normal human legs and a human pussy in the front.
She'd probably feel a bit disappointed if you didn't want to fuck both of her pussies though.

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>>13861692
>where monster girls are explicitly mentioned to love using their entire body to get you off, not just the normal girl bits?
KC encourages headcanon. It's easy to just headcanon that away, especially when Manticore is already the only girl that will commonly use a monster feature on your dick.

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>>13861692
Such broad sweeping generalizations. What girls? I'd be fine with a Wight using her entire body literally to get me off. What about a dragon? Do you really think that means she wants to get you off with her razor sharp claws and wings? What is 'entire body'? Sounds like open ended hyperbole like most of MGE. I'd take that as torso, which all girls have a human one. It's got everything except mouth. Thighs would be nice. Taurs are the only girls who don't have 'em. what else? Feet? You think they give a fuck if a guy cums from their hooves, paws or talons?

You're going to impressive lengths to justify wanting to fuck an animal tho.

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>>13861688
>wanting to get imprisoned in a cage against your will
>for the end of times
She is worse than matango. At least with matango you can find peace in death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861516
I love mythologically accurate Scylla!

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>>13861747
>What is 'entire body'?
According to KC? Mouth(s), vagina, tits, ass, thighs, breasts, abs, hands, feet, claws, paws, talons, tentacles, armpits, back of the knee, vines, hair, tails, various non-human orifices...

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>>13861761
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861762
Also
>In the case that the partner was a monster that has a grotesque lower body, such as snake, spider, etc. even if the man at first hated and feared that grotesque body, once he has sex with her, even that grotesque body will appear beautifully lewd, and he'll end up feeling that it's unbearably sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861769
>>13861761
>Following canon

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>>13861769
Mythological accuracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861777
But she's not sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861777
Being a human killer included?

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>>13861762
>According to KC?
Where did he say that?
>various non-human orifices... tails vines talons claws, paws
None of my favorite girls have these anyways, bar the wolf family, and I've already said tal and paw jobs do nothing for me.

>>13861775
This has nothing to do with it. You get turned on by everything once mamono mana hits the brain. More importantly, you aren't exposed to mamono mana, yet you still want to fuck animals.

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>>13861790
Well, that's great if you don't like that sort of thing, and I'm not going to criticize you for that.
But KC himself likes kinky shit. By your standards, KC would be an "animal fucker" as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop taking the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861799
>Now I'm going to lie
No, KC is just a pedophile. And his centaur has a front pussy, despite how stupid it is. If he were an animal fucker he wouldn't have bothered. Infact there were plenty of girls he could have gone tauric with and chose not too. the giant ant was even bipedal in the 1st revision, I bet he only changed it to tie in with the ant arachne.

>>13861803
And you shut up with your
>hurr bait
Are These you too?
>>13861652
>>13861480
>>13861444

[Anonymous No.]

>Been away fro 2 weeks
>Had to go through 20+ archived threads
Jesus, this was exhausting. I need a glass of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861810
Did you enjoy 2 weeks amount of autism and shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861810
No Joker, you can't have a glass of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861814
No, that's why it was exhausting.

>>13861815
Fug, mang...

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>>13861809
Not everything in MGE is just down to his own preferences. He drew Cait Sith despite not particularly caring for kemono, for instance. He has no problem with horse pussy, but gave Centaurs a frontpussy because in his idealized setting where monsters are supposed to be the perfect mates for humans, it makes sense for them to have it. And due to how MGE works, you'll eventually want to fuck her horsepussy too.
The only things in MGE that absolutely are just KC's own fetishes shining through are the huge amounts of gender bender and transformation content.

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>>13861810
How long did it take you?

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to fight about something stupid at least keep it semi-entertaining. Like the MGE wiki for example - they're bitching about how "PC" alps are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861827
A few hours.

Do we seriously have furries in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861815
Clown MGs when?

I should ask this every time there's shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861629
>>13861640

I wanna do it in an alp's butt! Okay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861821
>you'll eventually want to fuck the horsepussy too

LOL NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861828
>PC
What? PC gaming master race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861832
But that's gay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861828
Progressive Conservative?

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>>13861821
>Not everything in MGE is just down to his own preferences. He drew Cait Sith despite not particularly caring for kemono, for instance.
I don't see how this is relevant or what it has to do with your claim
>He has no problem with horse pussy
You know this how? MGE would suggest otherwise, what with the very limited number of tauric girls.
>But gave Centaurs a frontpussy because in his idealized setting where monsters are supposed to be the perfect mates for humans, it makes sense for them to have it.
I think he was obliged to make cantaur tauric, and had to include horsepussy, but had frontpussy there to try and salvage the girl, despite how stupid it is. But neither of us know this for sure so there's no point in talking about KC's tastes.
>it makes sense for them to have it.
You're an idiot.

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>>13861828
Or how nearly all their comments are some RP bullshit.

...Hey, wait a minute.

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>>13861847
You know, maybe that giant ant is bipedal because KC was around 15 or 16 years old and a significantly worse artist back then, and he probably wasn't very good at drawing animal parts? He's gotten much better at them so now you don't get too many "cosplay tier" girls outside of the ones that are supposed to be cosplay tier.
His tastes could've also just changed a lot over the years. Compare Alraune 1.0 to Alraune 2.0 (his favorite non-Baphomet monster girl).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861837
>>13861842
Politically correct, you nitwits.

I really hope you're just pretending.

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>>13861861
I doubt it, dude. It's much more likely that he realised Ant Arachne's whole point is to mimic a giant ant, and to do that and have her an arachne at the same time, the giant ant would have to change. Straws dude. Stop clutching.

This isn't even about what it was originally about. Are you going to go back to trying to justify wanting to fuck a cat or not? Cuz I don't feel like arguing Kc's personal preferences.

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>>13861866
>Politically correct
Tumblr, pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861866
Sorry I care more about games than tumbrl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861866
Never ever in my life have I heard it used for politically correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861885
>hurr tumblr
Ok, so you weren't pretending.
My condolences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861898
I want to wear chainmail and tackle a sharkgirl on the beach and rape the fuck out of her while she uselessly tries to bite me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861898
You probably also never had to sit a whole afternoon in a meeting about PC, as mandated by HR.

So yeah, I'm shocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861847
Honestly, I wish the Giant Ant update would've kept her bipedal. She looks so out of place now next to the other insects, who are all bipedal.

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>>13861915
I like my many legged spiders and I much prefer a spider with a girl for a hat than a girl trying to grow six arms out of her back. To have one arachne traditional and have the other not would just feel weird, so I get why he changed the Giant Ant. But I agree, as it's an insect and not an arachne it does feel out of place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861830
Have you ever seen the /co/ monstergirl threads? They're like 90% furry. And I've seen people from here posting in there.

I'm never going in one of those again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861885
>>13861896
>knowledge is now tumblr

Always count on summerfags to deliver fresh keks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861925
>political correctness
>knowledge
I agree, keep that keks coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861931
I'll miss you once summer is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861921
I guess with just the usual chitin-plated arms and legs she would've looked too much like a recolor next to all the other insects with that same "layout".
But it still bugs me.
Some of the older monster girls definitely need full remakes though. Like Golem. As it is she's literally a brown girl in brick-patterned stockings. Make her skin more earthen-looking, and give her large limbs akin to stone constructs (MAMONO MANA'll still make them feel good).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861931
He's right though. People have been saying PC for politically correct in the workplace since like the late-90's. Haven't you ever heard someone tell an off-color joke and some easily-offended office hippo harumphs, her jowls jiggling. "That's not very PC."

[Anonymous No.]

What are we shitflinging about this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861952
Whoopsie, wrong image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861948
>But it still bugs me.
Ha. I agree about the remakes though, especially the oldest ones. I'd be interested if he has thought of any overhauls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861956
No it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861951
>workplace
That's the problem. These faggots are either NEETS, or underage. They've never seen a workplace from the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861957
How would you remake Golem in particular? Because she's definitely the one who needs to be completely redone the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861466
That's the Darkwater Rebellion that's referenced a number of times in different stories. It happens around ten years after the Demon Lord conquers the last human nation of the Gatelands and decades before first contact. However, the fallout from it is what made the Contact War so ugly.

It's not the way the media portrays it, the victors write the history after all. There's some stuff I can't reveal that would spoil some nice surprises in current stories but I can say a couple things about it that most characters would know if they studied their history a bit.

The whole thing starts about ten years before the rebellion itself.

The eldest daughter of the Demon Lord at that time and heir to the throne, Xeria Aurum, was the general who led the war against the Five Eagles. After a bitter and costly campaign, she laid siege to their capital. And like Hector in the Trojan War, the city sent out out their greatest champion to face her in symbolic combat, to cut the head from the snake. They called him the Red Knight, covered in magical crimson armor. Monsters called him the Lobster, one of the very last male warmages of their world. This was the very man who had thwarted her capture of the ruling Prince where she could have brought a swift end to the war, who had even slain her sacred gypas on the battlefield. She gladly accepted the showdown.

It was a fight that shook the heavens. But at the end, the succubus stood victorious. She had her prize, beaten and broken but he lived. After all this time a warrior worthy of her, like an old scaly fairytale. And she had the power to bind him to her, even if she had to scour his mind clean. She only needed to slay the prince to break the royal line and sack the city. Then she could go home a married woman, no matter what arrangements her mother had already made.


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>>13861974

But when she took off his helmet, the face underneath was one she recognized. It was the Prince. He had been the knight the whole time. And when she saw that, she couldn’t do what she had been ordered to. She drew the marks on his face in her own blood, making him hers, watching her magic heal him.

The cost of the decision was grave. She was removed from the line of succession and relegated to the old keep at Darkwater, where the very first demons had crawled out of the tar at the dawn of time.

But she was not unhappy. Against all odds, the unlikely couple fell in love, truly in love. Together they slowly began to reform the land and the army into something that could work together, fully integrating the human quarters and giving human men and women freedom they had not had in centuries. And the old order saw him whispering these changes in her ear. They began to say he bewitched her, had control of her mind since they day they fought before the gates of Rhoam.

The warriors who had fought beside her, and had taken husbands of their own from the conquered lands knew better. They listened to her changes, and slowly the Duchess of Darkwater built a large foundation of support that threatened to tip the balance of power.

After ten years, these clashing ideals came to a head when the old Demon Lord died and the time came for a new ruler. The old guard and the old money gathered their resources and began their dismantling of the Duchess's power. They took away her provincial autonomy, rolling back her changes and enforcing the old rules on the Duchy’s population once again.

The people chafed and grew violent. Many others saw the great opportunity for lasting change. Their Duchess was the eldest daughter, and in their mind the rightful heir. If they could get her on the throne, she would have a legitimate claim.

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>>13861980

It was a bloody contest, human equality vs. human conservation, old soldiers vs. the church and the crown. In the end, the people of Darkwater lost. The castle burned. The rulers executed.

>“By order of her Royal Majesty, for the crime of rebellion against the crown and the heresy of placing men in her frontline armies, Xeria Aurum, Duchess of Darkwater, is hereby stripped of all land and title and sentenced to death by beheading.”

And the man she loved, the warrior friend and foe alike still called Prince Edmund out of respect when he was prince of nothing, was boiled alive in tar.

The Demon Lord that oversaw that civil war, the one who declared men in armies an affront against nature and indoctrinated her subjects in those beliefs for generations, who chose controlling and conserving humans over treating them like equals, was the one sitting on the throne when her most powerful sorceress opened the gate to Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861972
In over all form I'd actually keep her the same. Or maybe exhibit some kind of internal weapon mechanism that turned into sex toys when the demon lord came to power. Like what was once a sword that slid out of a compartment in herwrist was now an onahole. But like, she was made the be useful for almost any purpose, and the human form is pretty useful. I mean, opposable thumbs are GOAT tier. The only way to capitalise on that is more arms. So yeah, same form, just more inventive with the design. Maybe some glass windows for the important mechanics like The heart and womb or something for maintenance workers to see a problem without having to open them up, and for some lewd inner vision while you dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861986
>And the man she loved, the warrior friend and foe alike still called Prince Edmund out of respect when he was prince of nothing, was boiled alive in tar.
Ow, I can't believe I forgot that tidbit of info.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/5097722/r

>Neck and Neck between normal Wurm and Genius Wurm
>Riddlerina using her techsavvy to proxy vote

Neato.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be molested by a holstrus on a metro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13858117
>PRW will never finish lil Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862014
All the dudes girls are BIG. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862018
I want a Holstaur to force me to drink straight from the tap on a metro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861980
Tell me we nuked their shit once they crossed over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861986
>>13861980
>>13861974
Fug. How do I worldbuild as good as you, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13860211
Did the Contact War leave behind many human orphans? I often wondered what it was like from the perspective of some orphan boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862030
>>13862048
These actually reminded me of a character I had in a partially-written afterstory for Graystorm. What's the old line? In war, everyone's a casualty.


His ebony skin and fine Romanesqe features mark him as a rare survivor of the samarium-cobalt bombing of Gottwaffe nearly thirty years ago. Great lumpy tumors sprout from his exposed arm. Lymph nodes swollen to the size of golf balls attest to the cancerous scourge pumping through his blood and chewing at his very bones. There’s no better way to crush the morale of an army fighting for men than by hitting them where they keep their own at home. There’s a certain horror in that fact that going to war with monsters made human civilians a key strategic target. But for them it was always that way, like a mine or an oil well or a factory, and often far more valuable. Earthside, this man would have been dead in days. Yet here, he lived from a boy to a man. But even their magic couldn’t fix him, not completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862028
>Metro
I want to save a Holstaur's daughteru and take her back to her mother in a metro settlement while fending off mutant rats, and politely refuse her thanks gift so I can get the good ending and save the Dark Ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862030
See, this is my problem with the current situation. Another world just opens up a portal to us, massacres a load of us, and humanity just eventually goes "well shit, better just work with them now" after a point. I'd have thought shit loads of Earth born people resent the hell out of the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862062
That's grim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861906
>you will never bully a bonnethead shark girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m4MtcMDr2A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862062
Wow, so we went after "our own" to get at the monsters? I AM PREPARING MY WAR HAND!

Did our side ever try to recruit men from their side, or are the men in that world in a "I am god" situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862066
When nuking the shit out of monsters for years on end only results in a new and un-nuked set of monsters trying to get in, you start evaluating your options. Especially when they come with forward bases and magitech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862071
There were quislings and traitors on both sides. The remnants of the Five Eagles never really died out, kind of like the IRA, and were supplied weapons to help the war.

One of the really important ones I can't say because she's a character in ongoing stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862075
Why didn't anyone just think of telling their sorceress to close the fucking gate? It seems like a stupid and costly move to keep it open in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862081
Because that's a huge spoiler to ongoing stuff, the only hint I can tell you is that the original succubi the "royal blues", were the originators of monsterization and gate magic on the monster side.

And the bloodline of demon lord was always the strongest in both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862066
Isn't all war like that anyhow? Nations fight, make up, and then talk shit behind each other's backs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862105
True, but these are rape monsters who see men as cattle as part of their culture. Its easy to make friends with another human nation, its hard to feel good about working with demons who see you as a walking dick and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862109
We didn't make up with them until they stopped seeing us as cattle and overthrew their ruler though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862091
This is something small and sorta unrelated, but do you intend to go into detail regarding yanderes and "yan incidents"? I know they were mentioned in Vengeance, and Nina's a prime example of a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862105
>>13862066

>Humans
>Surrenderring after an attack
>Not retaliating the shit out of aggressors until we fucking dominate them or die trying
The "make up" shit only became a thing after WWII, and even then Vietnam gave no fucks to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862123
This. I can see politicians trying to get peace and an agreement, but the average human on Earth would feel the only good monster is a dead one after they invade our world for seemingly no reason and murder a shit ton of us in the name of enslaving the rest. You'd have terrorist groups and freedom fighters fucking up monster shit in small armies for that. It isn't an attack on one nation, it was an attack on our entire planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862117
Not yan exactly, but in monster societies, duels over men are swept under the rug the way western societies sweep suicides under the rug. There's more suitors killing suitors than gets talked about in polite society. But most of that is gateside and not earthside.

Yandere as a mental health issue actually has dedicated wings in hospitals. When you deal with creatures that latch on and love a person so deeply and completely, it causes all sorts of problems. Because there's no amicable parting of ways. It's the logical extension of all the love at first sight and marry the first person you fall in love with nature that you see from them. Part of that is socially caused from the rarity of men. If you get one that you like, that you want, you hold on and never let him go. Part of it is biologic too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861898
I want to date a tomboy sharkgirl and make her a cute white summer dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862138
>Yandere as a mental health issue actually has dedicated wings in hospitals.
Oh dear.
I'll also assume that there may have been some noteworthy historical yanderes/yan incidents in the pre-CW Gatelands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862143
*make her wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862123
>yfw Elves make peace with humies after escaping through the portal to earth
>Make up a whole story about how they are always under attack and oppressed
>then after the war is won against the scary MGs and religion doctrined "evil" Demon Girls they turn on humanity
>Crushing us under the Magitech they developed behind our backs the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13859814
>>13860005

The only way Laska can become relevant again is if somebody saves her from the SoL malarky and turns her into a full-dom yandere otou-san complex Cheshire with complete global masturbation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862157
I'd rather Laska remain irrelevant and eventually die off.

I love yanderes but Laska still a shit, and Bobs yan-Laska thing was garbage anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862157
>global masturbation

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862157

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862152
>implying the higher-ups of humanity would've ever trusted them

Try harder, knife ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862157
>bobshit ever being relevant again

The witch is dead anon. She's dead and we desecrated the corpse.

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>>13862135
Pretty sure it's mentioned that there are only around half a dozen decently-sized cities on earth with monsters. They're confined there in those protected zones like reservations, not spread all around.

And a good chunk of the army itself are golems. While built and not exactly fleshy monsters, more like the ultimate drones or terminators, they expose people to that kind of thing and make them work together.

Plus all the 'modern' stories take place generations after Contact. And anyone in the Coalition army will get rotated on Remote out gateside sometime during their career. That gives exposure to the locals, same way it does for the US in West Germany, Korea, Turkey, Japan, etc. today.

Not that there aren't a lot of people that hate monsters and such, but given enough time, folks can usually tell the difference between people and regimes. And all the magic of the gatelands does bring benefits back to the other side, especially in terms of resources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862164
Fucking wester. They kind of ruined him in the later games, but goddamn he always has his moments

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862157
I liked the original Laska, and at some level the re-write back when Bob was still doing it, but I'm glad Less got over his obsession of her. He might have switched his obsession for the angel OC of his now, but at least it's slightly better than endless Laska art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862157
Nah, she can stay dead in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862162

You don't get it Anon. We're talking about complete yandere.

The kind of yandere she hides in a diary that Curtis finds between her mattress and box spring of her bed where she has words like I LOVE YOU, NOTICE ME scrawled all over the pages.

The kind where he gets knocked out by a baseball bat blow to the head, tied to the bed in the full nude in spread eagle while she holds up the ball gag and tells him "Say Aahn~ Daddy <3"

Where she grinds her nubile, young cat cunt onto his stirring loins until she has him fuck her pregnant, telling him that Eralia won't interfere since she's taking a long walk off a short pier with designer shoes made of concrete

Where if he tries to escape the house, he has to deal with a horny yandere who can teleport faster and more accurately than Jason Vorhess, where one wrong turn results in his face in her floating disembodied muff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862193
It's still shit since it's associated with Laska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862171
Eh, sort of makes sense I guess.
I still find these situations depressing though, I always feel the monsters either hold humanity back or give us developments that kind of take away human independence a bit. I like to imagine in the real world Humanity will eventually experience something amazing like a technological singularity, but worlds like that won't due to the endless bullshit from a big magical portal.

Not that I wouldn't be happy if one actually opened up, potential waifus and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862193
>possessive obsessive

No thank you, do not come again.

[Anonymous No.]

When will we see a story about Cecilia the Sphinx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862197
That moth is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862202
Cecilia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862193
How about no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862205
Still better than Laska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862205
She's' lovely and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862209
But still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862209
Not saying much.

>>13862211
She's creepy and evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862193
Since when was Laska a yandere anyway?

Fuck, now I want to read a good yandere story. I wish Yananon was still here, he knew his shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862173
>Wester
>"Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to do a cowboy duel with you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862200
>2007+3-5+10
>still thinking with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862218
She just wanted a cute little shota to love. It' not her fault tat everyone hates her for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862205
This.

Fucking shota cucks and their mother-killing shitfu.

[Anonymous No.]

This dumb Matango thinks that the mushroom is a dick. Isn't it funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862200
Magitech doesn't work on Earth though. The only reason you have stuff like golems is because they're technically living beings. Dragons can breathe fire. Cheshires can teleport. But you're still no closer to a flying car.

But if you have some alchemists magical xerox a few tons of iridium for you to haul over earthside, that sure helps out the electronics industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862220

Since .less and I decided to mess with Boob and turn her from a cutesy little shit to a tryhard yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862220
The most recent yandere story we had was by Punaldin. It gave me my forced breastfeeding fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862225
Shota hater fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862226
>It's actually what her husband turned into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862233
No, grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862222
Don't get me wrong, like I said, I want humanity to reach its maximum potential alone, so these invasion stories always make me feel a little meh about the concept of monstergirls attacking.

But meeting a strong and beautiful woman who loved me more than anything in the entire multiverse would be wonderful too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862230
Tsunclops pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862225
/sp/ pls leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862226
Nah, but said dickshroom very obviously has its very own dickshroom. So >>13862234
is probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862231
That was back in January. Surely we've had more since then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862238
>/sp/
W0t?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862225
>complains about people into /ss/
>uses newfangled underage works like "cuck"
>>13862235
>grow up.
The ironing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862225
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862233
>He likes monstergirls that only fuck young boys
>Likes monstergirls that'd cuck him for shotas
Oh wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862243
Bollocks wrote something involving a Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862237

Pls yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862244
You're calling people cuck like a retard, just like an /sp/fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862250
More lustrian lizardgirls when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862243
>>13862249
We had Quicksilver's Kikimora, although she was only slightly yan if I remember right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862245
>newfangled underage
You overplayed your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862248
All you gotta do is go to the anti-sabbath and get a shotification potion from one of the onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862205
You are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862248
>he soesn't self-insert in the shota
You are really dumb, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862253
Pretty sure it's a /pol/ thing, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862259
No u.

You like bad monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862225
Stop using buzzwords

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862258
>Changing who you are so monstergirls will love you
>Not keeping your dignity and being yourself

>>13862260
You still wouldn't get any mg pussy if they were real, unless you're underage.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shotashits can't handle a woman now that they're full grown, and want to do so as a little boy

Shota is a fetish born of inaction and regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862257
What age group do you think is the most prone to using "cuck" on this site?

[Anonymous No.]

What's this I hear? Shitflinging? How quaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862245
>ironing
Says the guy who self-inserts as a little boy.
Go back to your mom's breats, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13855784

I really liked this story.

But I lost track of time when reading it last night and now I'm tired as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862236
Well, there's only three real ways to do it for a story.

1. Monsters always existed (monster world)
2. Monsters appear suddenly everywhere (great conjunction)
3. Monsters always existed but are just now appearing from somewhere else (portal)

Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862261
It's from /sp/, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862268
>assumptions
Well, that won't make you look stupid, at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys taking the bait again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862236
>but meeting a strong and beautiful woman who loved me more than anything in the entire multiverse would be wonderful too

What did I just say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862273
I prefer number two. That sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862275
[Citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862277
Why are you asking this question, again? Do you not know how we work? You're as irritating as the baiters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862277
They're probably bored. We already know for a fact that there are quite a few people who get restless if things are even relatively calm. It's sad, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862277
>fence-sitter screaming le bait
And now the cycle is complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862277
Moth-hater hates shotas too and is a "humanity fuck yeah" retard, no surprises here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862277
It's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862267
I like shota because of convenience. I love me some big tall women, like, lawyer-chan sketch big. those girls are massive. Yet still small enough to comfortably dick. But not a lot of porn has that. Here's where shota comes in. A, It's pretty common. B, instead of making the girls bigger it made the boys smaller, achieving roughly the same effect.

I mean hey, I'm not complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862289
Making your own boogeyman? Is that even allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862282
If you were old enough you would know. Lurk moar, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862290
>that wabbit
I'm gonna gecha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862293
>I have nothing, so I better call him a retard
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862277
I truly don't understand why the people getting into a tiff at the mention of /ss/, even though they're >>13862225 the ones that brought it up in the first place.

No one is forcing you to like or talk about /ss/, and using the word "cuck' at every instance won't help you either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862292
Just read his replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862288
It's either bait or somebody retarded enough to complain about something just because he doesn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862254

Lustria doesn't exist anymore, Anon. All that exists in the heart and minds of Games Workshop is The Jew.

Seriously, fuck Age of Sigmar and its pay to win bullshit scheme where you can field every and all miniatures you own because MUH EBIN BATTLES.

>>13862249

Calling that yandere is being very loose with the term. I'd love to see how you people actually see it as anything other than shenaniganizing panderific bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862225
This, how shit do you have to be to accept someone killing your mother, just because she has a pussy? Thirsty doesn't even touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862290
Holy shit, I want to physically abuse Tewi with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862301
>I'd love to see how you people actually see it as anything other than shenaniganizing panderific bullshit.
Shut up bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862297
Why don't google it? It's really not that hard, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862231
There wasn't much yan in that story, just the reveal she was stalking the MC. The forced breastfeeding part was pretty hot though, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862299
And what makes you think it's one guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862302
She had a heart atacck, I find hard to blame her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862294
Is it wabbit season yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862294
Never ever cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862298
Well, he's not wrong, this moth shit forced every damn thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862310
>>13862266
>>13862248

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862311

>She had a heart attack
>Mothfu very clearly uses [PSYCHIC] on her
>Which is Super Effective against Fighting types

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862311
attack*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862302
>what are myocardial infarctions
She isn't even dead permanantly, since yanmoth is a timelord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862300
>you have to be retarded to complain about something you don't like

Sweden pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862312
No, it's Duck season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862314
Bring up another subject to talk about then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862311
>>13862316
How does everyone figure it was a heart attack. Seemed more like a psychic stun ray to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone hate Laska again?

I never got to read the original Laska story, but from what I understand, the original Laska story was rushed and everyone disliked that. I've only read the re-write, and I really enjoy it.

.Less made some Laska art that people disliked. What else? Or is that really all of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862314
A lot of things are forced every thread and I don't see people starting a shitstorm about all of them.

I don't see the problem with the moth taking some posts in a thread with +2000 replies since she's a monstergirl and there's clearly people that like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862302
>Thirsty doesn't even touch it.
That pretty much counts as mummified at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862302
She tried to take her cute husbando away for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862314
>forced
Your post is forced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862323
How about a rabbitgirl trolling a fudd /kommando and a duck harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you write good yan? I find it hard to write good yan because I love it so much. And a good yan will only go yan when you fuck up or betray her, and I'd never do that so I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862320
>I'm going to complain about a fetish totally related to monstergirls and allowed in these threads just for the sake of being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862323
Ok, I will.

>>13862330
>no u
Nay, thou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862319
Oh, so killing her and raising her over and over is better? Go to hell matricide apologist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862333
You don't have to betray her. She just has to think that one day you might EVER consider the possibility of betraying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862334
>This is a safe space where you can only say nice things
Tumblr pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862333
The reason I can't write hard yan is because mental issues just aren't sexy to me unless they get fixed. It's also why I hate tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862315
That doesn't actually prove anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862325
Let's see here...
-Bob's justifiably shitty reputation (he is a pretty snooty faggot)
-the story itself is actually mediocre and kinda overrated
-Laska makes up most of the Cheshire art, although she's only just a recolored Werecat with teleportation powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862338
I see. So what could happen should drive her motives more than what has happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862339
>muh tumblr boogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862334
>implying I'm the one complaining
>implying he doesn't have the right to complain if he so chooses

Oh, so it's Korea, not Sweden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862325
The original had a depressing ending that was also rushed, and Less wouldn't stop obsessing over Laska at the time. I haven't read the re-write, but I hope it turned out better, or at the very least did the ending better. I liked the idea of Laska finding Curtis' old diary and writing an entry of her own a few years down the line for closure, but Bob kind of messed it up a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862333
>So how do you write good yan?
Build-up to the monstergirls yandereness for one thing, and foreshadow some of their obsessive/possessive tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862325
If people disliking it bothers you, you sure won't like them drag it in the mire all over again right now? Let's just get over with it, shall we?

Otherwise if it really doesn't let you rest, lurk more or search through the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, hi anon! Are you moving inna woods too? Mmhmm, that happens a lot, the shit just stinks too bad out there, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861404
>If you go for the one with the giant snake, you want to fuck a monstergirl
>meanwhile If you go for the one with the giant cat, you want to fuck a cat
The power of doublethink is strong in the abomination fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862333
>So how do you write good yan?
It depends on how yan you want to write her, but just remember that a yandere doesn't hurt her lover, that's a yangire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862345
She might see you talking to a girl that just asked for the time, Maybe she sees your mother's name in your phone contacts. She could even just have a bad dream where you cheat on her. Hell, that last one has caused yan attacks in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862346
Being the shitlord that I am, I'll take this as an admission of guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862355
>muh rape
>muh slave
>muh cumdump
There you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862355
I'm just looking for my wallet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862306

I'm being serious in a non self-depricative way.

>>13862333

Some tips for writing Yandere from a guy who barely even dabbles in it himself/just likes to read it when done well

>What is the relationship the yandere has with her love interest?
>How long has she known the love interest?
>What is it that the love interest did that first sparked her love for them? What is it about him that she loves?
>Is she the murderous kind of yandere (yangire) where she'd even kill the love interest, or is she more possessive-obsessive where she just decides to "become one" with him?
>What causes her to finally snap?
>How strong is the snap? If she's a more monstrous MG like a Ryuu or Shirohebi, what is she going to do to him?
>Yandere sex is hardly ever as calm or collected like normal lovers sex, it's more or less "We gotta do this before we get caught", or having sex while on massive amounts of EgoRaptor levels of Halo Reach

Just some shit I've seen from lurking other shit for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862355
Oh god dammit, now i have to go inna different woods because smelly Elves stanked this one up. Rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862355
I want to pelt her with tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862353
Just honest curiosity, I came into monster girl threads around the same time Bob started the rewrite, so I only really saw healing content. Which I like a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862333
I don't write good yan, but I try to include the stuff about it that pleases me
The usual insane ranting mantra they do is fun to write and read "WHO IS SHE ANON? WHO IS SHE WHO IS SHE WHO IS SHE WHO IS SHE I DON'T LIKE HER!"
Having them feeling hurt or betrayed when their love interest freaks out at their devotion is also fun. A yandere can't understand why her soulmate finds her shrine to him terrifying, or runs screaming when he sees her remove one of those LYING WHORES permanently.
Its also nice to make the reader think they're a nice normal girl up until the reveal. A good yandere is a stealthy yandere after all. If she can fool the other characters, why not the reader for a short while?
Insane staring also helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862146
Enough that one of the greatest threats that can be given to another woman when talking about a man is "My daughters will have his eyes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862372
>Is she the murderous kind of yandere (yangire)
A yandere can be murderous without being a yangire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862373
>smelly
Excuse me sir, but what are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862381

Meant it in the relationship to her love interest.

[Anonymous No.]

You know God exists and hates this place when the portals open in 2017, and this comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862382
Nothing! It's the elves who smoke drugs, that's why they're so smelly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862386
But at least it won't be too dangerous to go after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862372

>having sex while on massive amounts of EgoRaptor levels of Halo Reach

Someone will need to explain this to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862355
Pretty girls like you shouldn't be using language like that.

Now suck my cock you fucking whore. I don't have all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862386
>Reminder that all monster children are told "God is real and she hates you"
>And it's the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862386
I'm gonna punt it back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862392

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXasCjUTNpE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862386
>A portal opens over Tokyo
>The Grotesquerie Queen and Caim/Angelus pop out of it and begin their final battle

Would you commit suicide or stick around for the apocalypse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862367
You forgot muh salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862389
>implying elves don't smell like the most pleasant flower there is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862357
Lamiapussy is between women legs, animalfucker. I'd tell you the same if you wanted to fuck snake cloaca up the back end of the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862398
>that part where they just start mashing their huge dicks on the controllers

This is essentially how I see most Halo fans anyway, so I found it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13861423
Shoggoth-chan is so diligent, even going as far as to improve the inferior maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862394
Chief Chick is so irrelevant at their time it's like us now being hated by Allahu as wretched infidels.

Plus, she didn't created the world, so who even cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862393
>not Such language from such a fair maiden
>unzips dick
>I will rid your mouth of such disgusting words, pearly white shall they be after being cleansed in my seed

Do you even hentai dialogue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862406
>inferior maids
Who would fall for such a lame bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862413
Thou art the fish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862415
Nay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862333
If you want to try out a monstergirl to write as a yandere, Arachnes >>13857979, >>13858032 are a good place to start and practice from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862417
Alas, poor Pisces, cut down by the Hook in the prime of his life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862267
>a fetish born of regret

Just like childhood friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862372
>>13862361
>>13862350
So what I'm getting from you all is that the best thing about a yandere is a slow-ish buildup with many hints and a powerful enough reason for her to fall for the guy in the first place? Is that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862403
And if you wanted to fuck snake cloaca at the groin of the human part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862413
But it's true. Kikis a dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862423
Yes, the story must bide its time, much like she has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862400
I'd make her salty, alright
I'd tie her up and paint sperm across that pretty little face until pearly globs run down her cheeks, and wipe off my cock with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862413
Kikis for one. I mean, she did let the Shoggoth get close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862424
I'd find it weird. Wouldn't pussy be more textured and aesthetic? Isn't cloaca just asshole? And I guess ultimately it's the same. It's wanting to fuck bits of an animal. I mean what if you bought a horsepussy onahole, right? It's not connected to an animal or even the rear flanks of a horse. I'd still call you an animalfucker.

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>>13862421
Infernal hook, forever shall I hunt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13862423
What writefag are you?

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>>13862425
>best maid
>dumb
Nani.jap

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>>13862437
Damn you spirit, what impels you to such ravenous hounding?

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>>13862423

Yes. Pretty much. A good yandere story will always have there be subtle hints towards her obsession (usually small things at first) that the MC won't care about or pick up on immediately.

Then, when she finally snaps it's like getting hit with a freight train of crazy obsessive love that leads to frantic dickings and possibly frenzied impregnation. Alot of yandere stuff results in mindbreak though, which is kind of a turn-off.

Honestly, if you were going to do a yandere story, don't have it be sub 3k words like that one Kitsune story because fates manipulation a yandere does not make.

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>>13862408
Not in MGQ, but so in MGE. Maybe the current one didn't make the world, but still, her "people" did.

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>>13862411
Teach me, Sensei!

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So there's people here who have read some Discworld stuff and know that being a town watchman is a shitty job, right?
So how much worse would it be if there were Monster Girls about?

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>>13862442
The spoils of the hunt are many, hooked beast of insatiable hunger.

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>>13862438
Man, I hate this question. I can only answer, or act like a coy shit, like, Teehee~ Not telling!