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Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle

Recent Updates:
http://kancolle.wikia.com/Recent_Updates

KanColle STAFF Twitter:
https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF

A Jew's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/4Wk2hy0B (embed)

Air Superiority Calculator: http://aircalc.net

Combat Mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/Combat
Voices, Sprites, Furnitures Preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP original): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN fork 1): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN fork 2): https://github.com/yuyuvn/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (KR fork): https://github.com/FreyYa/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (JP fork 1): https://github.com/about518/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (JP fork 2): https://github.com/linnaea/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (ZH fork 1): https://github.com/kookxiang/KanColleViewer
Sanaechan Logbook: https://github.com/silfumus/logbook-EN/releases
Kancolle Broker: https://github.com/phoenixlzx/kancolle-broker
MyFleetGirls: https://github.com/ponkotuy/MyFleetGirls

PS Vita Game (27 August 2015): http://kancolle-vita.com
Dengeki Online article about the KanColle Kai trailer: http://dengekionline.com/elem/000/000/964/964096

News:
-Summer 2015 event will be a large scale event based on the Solomon Islands campaign. It starts early August.
-Type 32 Surface Radar and its kai version are available for upgrade at Akashi's Arsenal
-World 3-2 has been nerfed to include 1CL 5DD for routing
-Shoukaku and Zuikaku will get kai 2 this summer

>> No.13847562

Fuck off you mass reporting motherfuckers.

>> No.13847573

>>13847558
>abbysfags in-charge of creating new threads.
KanColle is dead.

>> No.13847579

>>13847573
Fuck off waifufag.
Don't dare to shitpost this thread into deletion too.

>> No.13847584
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>>13847558
I dont understand the china hoppou thing.
Do the chinks like her because she sinks jap boats every month?

>> No.13847597

He still didn't update the news, please report this thread as well.

>> No.13847603 [DELETED] 

>>13847597
People are less likely to update the news if they think the thread will likely get deleted and their efforts wasted y'know.

Just use the fucking wiki.

>> No.13847604

>>13847603
Is that one of your goals?

>> No.13847617

Made a real thread, in case someone missed it: >>13847614

>> No.13847627

>>13847617
Your thread was deleted for a reason.

>> No.13847629

>>13847627
You spammed reports on it and the moderators have been enabling your shitty troll OPs.

>> No.13847640

>>13847629
You removed content from the OP and linked the shitty wiki.
Your OP is the shitty troll one and you keep spamming it.

>> No.13847644

>>13847640
Your trolling is not worth arguing against.

>> No.13847654

>>13847558
Op that picture.... So cute

>> No.13847660

>>13847644
It is worth arguing against just to put the information out there, when the person deleting the threads doesn't visit /jp/ at all.

>> No.13847663

>>13847660
But he doesn't read any posts either, does he? Or else he wouldn't delete the real thread alongside with his spams.

>> No.13847665

>>13847663
For all it's worth (which is near nothing), you can use the feedback box. Be civil and informative about it.

In fact you probably should given that our retarded friend has managed to mislead the mods into letting him win a fight of 1 vs 100.

>> No.13847676

>>13847665
Are there even 100 kancolle posters here?

>> No.13847679

>>13847676
Previous thread has 134 unique IPs. That number might double during the event since there are lot of people who can't be bothered to do shit outside of them.

>> No.13847687

>>13847665
Maybe the janitor deletes based on post count, that would explain why the real threads are deleted. Considering it's supposedly a fight of "1 vs 100", I find it weird that the other thread gets no posts whatsoever. Meanwhile, by just arguing about it, we are increasing the post count of this one.

>> No.13847688

>>13847687
Meta (or any sort of shitfight, really) is the easiest way to increase the post count of a thread.

Now we, too, are retard enablers.

>> No.13847690

>>13847688
What should we do, then? Just saying nothing clearly doesn't work.

>> No.13847693

>>13847690
How about not giving in to thread drama?

>> No.13847694

>>13847690
Cry a lot.

Or think of some actual content to post, except that's hard.

>> No.13847701

>>13847694
The thing is, we shouldn't be forced to fabricate content just because some retard has decided to spam threads until the end of times. /jp/ and this general are pretty slow outside of events precisely because there's not much to post about.

>> No.13847858

How do I clear 3-5? My DDs get their shit handed to them everytime en route to boss node. I'm planning on getting abubear for torpedo opening, but they won't stop sucking anyway. Where do I level DDs given 90+ HQ level?

>> No.13847882

How far one can get with just 2 docks?

>> No.13847886

>>13847676
Are there even 100 posters in /jp/?

>> No.13847894

>>13847858
Read the fucking wiki, dumbshit.

>> No.13847913

>>13847903
The anime was fun.
Do you hate fun?

>> No.13847914

>>13847894
No.

>> No.13847920

reminder that this thread is exclusively for retards and retard enablers

>> No.13847932

It'd be pretty neat if there could be a thread where people could talk about Kantai Collection in, especially with the event coming up

>> No.13847946

>>13847920
Could you stop shitposting for a second?

>>13847882
please respond
I don't want to spend money on this game if I can help it.

>> No.13847961
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love for Maruyu? look how cute

>> No.13847968

>>13847961
She makes good food.

>> No.13847984

>>13847882
Very far. Buckets are easy to get.

>> No.13848000

JANITOR
FUCKING HELL
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>> No.13848004

>>13848000
stop complaining yankee

>> No.13848009

>>13847882
I don't think it's a necessity, every time I think to myself I'd like two more slots I realize I don't have that many ships to dock anyway. Useful during events for sure, but depends on the event and how many buckets you stockpiled. I've felt like I wanted more docks when spamming 3-2A, but again that depends on how many subs I have available and how low they are.

>> No.13848011

I can't wait for another thread full of shitposting and devoid of half of the userbase! How neat.

>> No.13848065

>>13848009
Thanks.
I wish I could subslave efficiently.

>> No.13848089

>>13847882
You can do pretty well, but I have to admit, I've never once regretted opening up the other 2 docks. When I'm doing hardcore grinding all 4 are always full.

>> No.13848131

>>13847858
5-1.

>> No.13848169

>>13848011
This shit is happening because nobody bothers to make threads and nobody bothers to post on non-/kcg/ threads to beat his samefagging.

>> No.13848179

>>13848169
>>13847701
Go to the mods. Spamming harder than him is not a solution.

>> No.13848222

>>13848169
>nobody
Not really. There you go: >>13848216

I used >>13847617 as basis and edited it a bit.

>> No.13848230

Do Abyssal ships go out of their way to target wounded ships or is it just RNG?

It just seriously seems like my BB's always go for low priority targets like DD's and Abyssal ship annoyingly do the same and always target my destroyers with their strongest ships.

>> No.13848255

>>13848222
Thanks for showing us which thread to report, /kcg/fag.

>> No.13848269 [DELETED] 

>>13848230
The ships placed at the bottom of the fleet have a much higher chance to get targeted first.

>> No.13848295

>>13848269
Isn't this just a myth?
Did anyone ever make comprehensive statistical analysis?

>> No.13848315

>>13848269
Then I'm more fucked than I thought as I always put my destroyers in the middle.

>> No.13848388

How many of you have preordered the Kancolle Vita game?
Be honest.

>> No.13848412

>>13848388
Not in a hurry since it was delayed again

>> No.13848422

>>13848388
I just pre-ordered it and 2 days later it's delayed

>> No.13848542

I've got a master plan to retain my sanity during the event.
I'm going to do a drinking game. Every time my fleet retreats I'm going to drink something hard. This way I will pass out before accumulating too many losses.

>> No.13848552

>>13848542
But your girls will sink that way

>> No.13848556
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>>13848542
remember! your body has to absorb the alcohol before you feel its effects!!!! dont die becasue ur fleet doesnt succeed!!!!

be safe and take breaks between sorties anon!!!!!

>> No.13848568

>>13848556
Thanks Hibiki!

>> No.13848580

>>13848552
I don't care about ships who have no will to live.

Maybe I could train my dog to retreat for me. Or write a script myself just in case.
Being an admiral feels so powerless. I can't even tell my flagship to retreat if someone is about to sink.

>> No.13848597

>>13848580
As teitoku I think of myself more as a manager. I can't influence the direct actions of my kanmusu and I can only give them directions on how to proceed. But what I do is put them in a position to succeed. One of the things that makes a good manager in sports is the ability to get the most out of your players, and I always thought you can say the same thing about your kanmusu. Above all if you shower them with love, you'll get nothing but good things in return. I think getting intoxicated while commanding important missions like that would make them lose some respect for you.

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https://twitter.com/segamidaisuke/status/626713544499695618

I want to commit a crime

>> No.13848620

>>13848597
Fear is more powerful than love. Love only makes you vulnerable and betrays you.

>>13848609
Holy shit, torrent where?

>> No.13848635

>>13848620
Ah c'mon, that's not true. That's just a dictatorship. I feel bad for your girls.

>> No.13848671

>>13848635
An efficient dictatorship is better than an avarage democracy.
I'm efficient at using, punishing and replenishing my girls. They own neither their levels, equipment or lives.

>> No.13848694

>>13848671
Eh that's garbage. I wish I could rescue your girls. I bet you fap to Fatalpulse. The thought of punishing my cute ship girls that give me their all makes me sick.

>> No.13848716

>>13848694
They need no pity and they feel no sorry.
They are all united in their fear and love of the D.
I coin the term, "DICKtatorSHIP"

You are free to attempt rescue operations. I'm always in need of new slaves and sacrificial ships.

>> No.13848721

>>13848671
>I'm efficient at using, punishing and replenishing my girls.
Enjoy your desertions, suicides and overall low morale. Your soldiers need a motive to fight.

>> No.13848752

>>13848721
Their motive is fear of punishment.
There are worse things than death.
Have you ever tried sortieing a fleet with only drums equipped? Their panicked shrieks are pleasant joy to the ears of a connoisseur.

>> No.13848753

>>13848716
Oh, and what ships do you use?

>> No.13848761

English version when?

>> No.13848767

>>13848753
The ones with the highest stats and unquestioned loyalty.
Jintsuu and Haguro never disappoint.

>> No.13848768

>>13848752
>Have you ever tried sortieing a fleet with only drums equipped? Their panicked shrieks are pleasant joy to the ears of a connoisseur.
I think you're just crazy and mistake confused looks about a dumb TTK for for panic.

>> No.13848774

>>13848767
That's it?
Swiggity swooty, my carriers are coming for that booty.

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>>13848752
Literally and figuratively 3edgy5me. Also, you're as disgusting as pic related.

>> No.13848799

>>13848768
Big words from a pathetic loser who can't even maintain a 97% win ratio. Wars are won through blood and iron and I take plenty of them from my enemies. You would do better not becoming one.

>>13848774
I hope your clunky floating coffins can handle night battles.

>> No.13848809

>>13848799
>Big words from a pathetic loser who can't even maintain a 97% win ratio.
You sortie your girls with nothing but drums and you're assuming people have a lower win ratio? sure thing buddy

>> No.13848826

>>13848809
I will sortie YOUR girls with drums, fella. But only after they have been properly broken and trained.

>> No.13848836

>>13848826
Uh-huh, right. I felt bad for your girls because I thought they had an asshole for a TTK, but now I feel bad for them because they have an idiot for a TTK.

>> No.13848843 [DELETED] 

>>13848836
I'm the NTRHERO you can't degy.

>> No.13848845

>>13848799
After the carriers have their fun, everything else comes crashing down on you like a freight train.

>> No.13848851

>>13848836
I'm the NTRHERO you can't defy

>> No.13848856

>>13848851
Please, you couldn't NTR a Kisaragi from a shonen harem protaganist.

>> No.13848857

>>13848845
You are in for some surprise in my night battle nodes then.
I pity your weak soul.

>> No.13848877

>>13848857
Night battles you say?
Good thing I have submarines.

>> No.13848881

>>13848809
Yeah you are implying you have a bad win ratio. After all, sending out underequipped ships or sending extra naughty ones on suicide sorties does count as losses. Either you have a low win ratio or you are completely full of shit about this. The numbers don't add up otherwise.

>> No.13848951

>>13848877
I will enjoy raping and enslaving your sluts.

>>13848881
Fool! Did you think the drums were empty?
You are yet to know the true meaning of punishment.

>> No.13848988

>>13848951
Please. Maybe it was funny for one or two posts, but here it's a one man show which got old quickly.
>>>/tg/

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>>13848609
C-C-Crime...?

>> No.13849023

>>13848951
Bring it, bitch.

>> No.13849024

>>13849006
I want her to make me feel useless without her.

>> No.13849049

Why the FUK are there two threads?

Condense your fucking idol shit.

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>>13849024
I want to make her feel useless.

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>>13849024
Implying you can go without any of them. Destroyer Division Six a best.

>> No.13849103

>>13849098
I want to only feel useless when Kaminari isn't by my side.

>> No.13849112

>>13849103
>Kaminari

You shouldn't tease your girls Anon.

>> No.13849282

What if shipgirls could shoot danmaku?

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Do you know who is useless?
Akitsumaru!

>> No.13849360

>>13847579
Fuck off yourself you hungarian shitter

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