Why would you want to go to gensokyo? It's not like you're gonna get laid anyway.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:29:52 2015 No.13833273 [Reply] [Original]

Why would you want to go to gensokyo? It's not like you're gonna get laid anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:36:05 2015 No.13833291 File: 44 KB, 444x444, tumblr_inline_ns0cixOM0h1ssfc0c_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey man, if there's a will, there's a way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:39:14 2015 No.13833303 File: 1.10 MB, 1147x765, tumblr_m2w7jnmQz71qzfrsgo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833273 My senses are perpetually sore from suburban kansas life. I want to go to a place that doesn't suck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:40:39 2015 No.13833307 I want to become the youks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:42:14 2015 No.13833315 Enjoy staying in the human village for all your life with no video games Internet or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:46:56 2015 No.13833328 File: 138 KB, 649x366, TheCloud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833315 I'm confident Nitori can fix that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:49:18 2015 No.13833338 File: 285 KB, 815x600, f6505c439c3e47c11a492d417c2dfee1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833273 >>13833315 Both of those problems have an easy solution.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:51:57 2015 No.13833354 >>13833338 shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:04:24 2015 No.13833399 I want to be a handsome white wolf tengu when I go to Gensokyo. That's how I imagine myself in my fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:05:08 2015 No.13833406 File: 146 KB, 1000x699, 03268710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833273 I would gladly enjoy it, just as people enjoyed each other's company when there was no computers and internet and everyone was happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:06:53 2015 No.13833410 At least I would get killed and eaten by a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:07:05 2015 No.13833414 >>13833354 Sanae is a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:27:15 2015 No.13833473 >>13833273 I want to see my wife before I die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:40:24 2015 No.13833523 >>13833473 I want to fuck this man's wife after he dies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:50:54 2015 No.13833570 >>13833523 Room for two?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 02:51:11 2015 No.13833571 >>13833523 All the more reason to keep living then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 03:15:57 2015 No.13833666 >>13833410 Not necessarily, since the people eaters tend to be animal/monstery kinds and the girls seem to be just pretending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 04:31:50 2015 No.13833905 File: 110 KB, 744x883, miracle_100000yen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833338 OP said "get laid", not "get EIDS".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 04:37:50 2015 No.13833928 >>13833273 I'm going to gensokyo to exterminate all filthy youkai and youkai enablers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 04:50:47 2015 No.13833970 >>13833273 ...y'know, I'm pretty sure most of /jp/ is already used to the whole "not getting laid" thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:32:16 2015 No.13834105 >>13833905 does gensokyo have condoms?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:39:27 2015 No.13834122 >>13834105 they were making condoms in Asia like 700 years ago or more , can't remember if it was Japan or other country

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:39:39 2015 No.13834123 >>13833666 The fact that there was a monstrous kappa in the symposium book raises some questions to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 07:47:58 2015 No.13834366 I want to become a cool hermit like Futo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 07:54:24 2015 No.13834389 It's a world with magic and interesting characters that you won't find anything like in real life. Does anybody need a better reason?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 08:18:39 2015 No.13834457 >>13833303 I didn't know there were other Kansas /jp/sies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 08:44:35 2015 No.13834512 >>13833905 What the fuck does EIDS even mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 08:51:46 2015 No.13834529 > It's not like you're gonna get laid anyway. Can't I just rape Fairies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 11:19:20 2015 No.13839173 >>13834529 What this anon said. Rape is the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 11:40:00 2015 No.13839243 >It's not like you're gonna get laid anyway. Maybe, but it's always worth a try. Who knows, I might even end up marrying someone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 12:14:05 2015 No.13839384 >>13834529 Because even the most insignificant of fairies would pose a challenge to a human on its own. You would at least have to trap and maim it beforehand, and that sounds NO GOOD.

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 13:27:46 2015 No.13839615

>>13839384
>being a secondary
Tsk, tsk.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Fairy
>The truth is that while fairies are reckless, they don't like fighting much at all.
>When a human notices the prank, the fairies will probably run away as fast as they can.
>If you were to be successful in catching one, you can freely vent your anger on it since they're not very strong.
>A grown human should win easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 13:36:08 2015 No.13839643 >>13833273 The things I'd do to her disemheadied body

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 13:45:24 2015 No.13839679 >>13833303 >>13834457 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZPwxeE6n0

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 13:50:35 2015 No.13839702 >>13839615 While I admit that I was wrong and you were right, I have played all of the games. I'm not a secondary, just a dumbass who doesn't read the official books or manga.

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 13:59:09 2015 No.13839729

>>13833315
They have all that now [very very recent intro tho]
Srsly... How else could Marisa code in C++?
All those females there, and no cell phones?
I highly doubt it.
For all we know they haz pizza delivery.
[I highly doubt any malls/Walmarts/etc., it's way more convenient 4 em to use Amazon...]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:01:13 2015 No.13839738 True, I'd rather go to MGE and become a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:02:16 2015 No.13839740 >>13839702 >just a dumbass who doesn't read the official books or manga. That makes you a secondary, bro. Go ahead and read them.

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:04:33 2015 No.13839751

>>13839740
>That makes you a secondary, bro. Go ahead and read them.
You literally cannot be a secondary if you do not consume secondary material. Someone who only plays Hisoutensoku and barely knows who the characters is not a secondary even if he is grossly ignorant of the franchise.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jul 28 14:07:37 2015 No.13839766
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>>13839615
Also he shouldn't be fighting fairies, but tricking them into letting you have your way with their loli bodies in exchange for shiny thingamajigs or sweets.

>Frequency of encounter: Extremely high
>Variety: High
>Places likely to be encountered: Anywhere
>Times likely to be encountered: Anytime
>Fairies are active at all hours, so you can probably encounter them both at daytime and in the night.
>They don't seem to follow any manner of law or code.
>If you were to be successful in catching one, you can freely vent your anger on it since they're not very strong.
This was done on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:09:06 2015 No.13839776 File: 150 KB, 800x720, Marisa C++.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839729 >Srsly... How else could Marisa code in C++?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:09:37 2015 No.13839781 File: 16 KB, 571x555, 1437670353134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839766 >They don't seem to follow any manner of law or code. Why they are not running around naked if they are not following any law or code.

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:09:58 2015 No.13839782
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>>13833410
most of the youkai in gensokyou are either
a) not the type that eats people
b) not allowed to eat people
c) don't care about eating people

you'd only have to worry about non-humanoid youkai and things like vampires

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:10:59 2015 No.13839790 >>13839776 Some folks think it's Reimu teaching here... but hold on, Reimu could fuck up an on/off switch...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:11:33 2015 No.13839799 >>13839782 >non-humanoid youkai And the non humanoid youkai are usually the weakest ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:15:54 2015 No.13839836 File: 297 KB, 1214x820, Yuuka's garden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13839782 They all eat people but mostly outsiders outside of incidents. Guess what not being native to the village makes you ?

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:16:43 2015 No.13839838
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>>13833315
Does Rinnosuke have a computer?

You could attempt to befriend Yukari and get her to run ethernet cables through the gap. If you just randomly showed up in Gensokyo one day she'd probably immediately take interest in you anyways since that's sort of her job.

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:19:01 2015 No.13839859

>>13839766
>They don't seem to follow any manner of law or code.
-They all wear dresses 98+% of the time
-They approach each other politely, also quite formally in Samurai-throwdown mode before battling each other.
-In dire situations, they are capable of intense organization ,planning, and detail
[case in point: the moonrocket with the windowboxes for flower-growing]

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:48:42 2015 No.13839956
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>>13833406
I love pictures in settings like these. I wonder how nice it must be, to have nothing to do besides sit down with someone else on the edge of a wooden floor, soak your feet in some water, and just... make small talk and watch the time go by. Or when it's cold, come inside and play a round of mahjong while you watch the snow fall outside.

I really, really want to try it someday. Seems like it would be quite boring! But you never know until you try.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jul 28 14:50:44 2015 No.13839960

>>13839859
>They all wear dresses 98+% of the time
At least we know those dresses can be destroyed because the clothes doesn't seem to be part of them (they sleep in nightgowns and once they dressed up as fairy maids)

>-In dire situations, they are capable of intense organization ,planning, and detail
Divide and Raspberry.

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 15:01:25 2015 No.13840006

>>13839702
Actual person that you're replying to here. Good to see SOMEONE in /jp/ plays the damn games. OK, so you're not a secondary, but you should fact-check what you claim.

>>13839766
>but tricking them into letting you have your way with their loli bodies in exchange for shiny thingamajigs or sweets.
Completely true. But if push comes to shove, then there's always that other option. Not saying I would do it, mind you, IMO fairies are for tender loving, but you know.

>>13839859
>They all wear dresses 98+% of the time
If they all followed any manner of law or code, then they'd all do it. You're proving Akyuu right with that.
>They approach each other politely, also quite formally in Samurai-throwdown mode before battling each other.
Yeah, I remember Cirno's encounters with Dai-chan and Lily in GFW to be quite polite. OH WAIT.
>In dire situations, they are capable of intense organization ,planning, and detail
This never happened.
>[case in point: the moonrocket with the windowboxes for flower-growing]
Are you implying that was the fairies' idea and not Sakuya's, Remilia's or Patchouli's?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 03:10:45 2015 No.13846672 >>13833273 How do you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 10:35:23 2015 No.13847599 Because it's where I'm accepted at

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 10:38:54 2015 No.13847608 File: 243 KB, 2030x700, 1365592165405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847599 You sure?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 10:39:38 2015 No.13847610 >>13839956 When I win the lottery I'm gonna build a /jp/ japanese style mansion with a garden stream where everyone can come and relax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 11:33:24 2015 No.13847792 >>13847610 Can we have gay sex at the mansion pretty please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 11:35:01 2015 No.13847797 File: 268 KB, 480x334, Reimu Stares into your soul.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847608 >Marisa using virgin as an insult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 12:02:08 2015 No.13847926 >>13847792 Only if I top and ur cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 13:03:58 2015 No.13848221 It's got magic and shit, that sounds cool as hell. Sure ain't any magic around this place, I'll tell you that much.

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