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Would you pet a vampire?

>> No.13833140

>>13833006
after I decapitate it

>> No.13833177

>>13833006
Yes and I'd drop a folders worth if I were not far away from my comp atm.

>> No.13833246

I want to pet a bat.

>> No.13833322

>>13833140
what does vampire brain taste like?

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>>13833322
Ice cream?

>> No.13833464

>>13833388
interesting~

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I'd go as far as to give them blood.

>> No.13833528

Question: Is it possible to die from eating a six month old burger? Because that was the premise for an old sitcom and I always thought that seemed a little extreme. Like, he died the moment he bit into it, too.

>> No.13833541

>>13833528
If it's a fast food burger, probably not, unless you choke on it.

>> No.13833590

>>13833528
I loved Teen Angel.

>> No.13833592

>>13833528
wasn't that a spongebob episode dude

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>>13833528
Bad idea. Wouldn't do it. Now would you like some food poisoning along with the fries?

>>13833592
Yep.

>> No.13833641

>>13833615
I wasn't really thinking of one of those post first movie Spongebobs but one of the earlier ones
Krabs was trying to make people eat an old patty, then he tried it himself and died. I forget the name of it but that was like the first half of it

>> No.13833707

Spengbub will always be an inferior Ren and Stimpy.

>> No.13833757

>>13833528
CONGRATULATIONS! You derailed a perfectly good touhou thread!

I suspect you could, but you'd have to have some pretty weird stuff in that burger to cause you to die fast. Maybe if you had some weird microorganism that produced high levels of cyanide

>> No.13833835

>>13833528
A mold allergy and a black mold outbreak could bring this about.

>> No.13834353

I want to pat a Flanfly!

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>> No.13834444

>>13833006
Not this one.

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>> No.13834611

>>13834382
>>13834441
*flap flap flap*

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I would ruffle their hair so hard they'll end dizzy as HELL.
Then "pet" their tummies.

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>>13834611
Flappy Remi a cute!

>> No.13835930

>>13835666
id put my d**k in her and move it in and out!

>> No.13835961

>>13835930
Your what?

>> No.13835976

>>13835930
>>13835961
I'd like to know as well.

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>> No.13836106

>>13835908
Who is Remi and from what anime?

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Please, don't pet the vampire. It may put your hand in it's mouth.

>> No.13836188

I'd rather have a pet vampire.

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>>13835908
Remi is always a cute.

>>13836106
Dragon Crisis

>> No.13836564

>>13836187

What's wrong with that?

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>>13835908
Indeed

>> No.13837053

>>13835976
He wants to put his dork in her. I don't think that's a good idea, I don't think Futo fits inside Remilia.

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>>13835908
You're all awesome and have awesome taste.

>> No.13837405

>>13834444
Faggot.

>> No.13837415

>>13836886
Sauce?

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