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Alice is in love!
With my big smelly NEET dong
Wow!For me? Thank you!*chu*
>>13823065Yes, she is!
>>13823073No lewding of the Rainbow
>>13823073With my big smelly NEET donghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EWIU2O_CdQ&index=1&list=PLiyjwVB09t5w78Kt-puO3KpUpBmgUg-JCis this the kind of DONG you wanted?
>>13823229Not big on Yuri, but I love this pair.
>>13823229*kicks in door*NERRRRRDS*rubs their butts*
>>13825624Well, that took long enough.
>>13825714With you, silly.
Alice-chan secretly has a crush on you!She is afraid though that you will reject her because she is just a little girl.....
Will her mom approve of me shagging the Seven Colored puppeteer?
>>13826785You need to ask for her permission first before doing anyhing lewd to Alice. Have fun looking for her in Makai.
Too bad she is a fucking murderer
>>13826785You'll have to date Shinki first to gain her approval.If she deems you worthy, you may date Alice alongside dating Shinki.
>>13826923I want Alice to wear Shlinki like a shkinshuit!
>>13823065No she's not. She's asexual and aromantic.
>>13829677>aromanticThis isn't a real term.
>>13829748Romantic identitiesThe identity list which people may or may not engage in purely emotional romantic relationships. The main identities are: Aromantic (noun is "aromanticism"): lack of romantic attraction towards anyone. Biromantic: romantic attraction towards person(s) of two or more genders. Heteroromantic: romantic attraction towards person(s) of one gender other than their own. Homoromantic: romantic attraction towards person(s) of the same gender. Panromantic: romantic attraction to person(s) of any gender.Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_orientation#Romantic_identitiesAn aromantic is a person who experiences little or no romantic attraction to others. Where romantic people have an emotional need to be with another person in a romantic relationship, aromantics are often satisfied with friendships and other non-romantic relationships.Source: http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Aromantic aromanticOne who lacks interest in or desire for romantic relationships.I must say that she seemed rather aromantic. Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aromanticTry harder, you phlegmy cuntshit.
>>13829759>aromanticFake and gheyBut I find it funny because I always read it aromatic and I think of benzene
Is Alice flying by her own power or is Marisa holding her up in flight ?
>>13833214I don't know, but I love that picture.
>>13833214They're actually both falling to their deaths.
>>13833214Marisa doesn't need her broom to fly as shown in GFW.
I want Alice to marry with Marisa!
>>13834275I want Alice to cheat Marisa with Patchouli!
>>13834673Is there a doujin for this.
L O V E
>>13838356Theres a doujin where alice cheats on patchouli with hina.
>>13839092I WANT TO TIE ALICE DOWN AND RAPE HER RUTHLESSLY, I WANT TO TURN ALICE INTO A HOLLOW SHELL OF WHAT SHE USED TO BE AFTER IM DONE WITH HER, I WANT TO BREAK BOTH HER BODY AND MIND.
>>13841160I'm in love with Alice's belly!
How do I make my cock look like Alice's?
>>13841827Put a red band around the glands.
>>13841827Be trans and get a vagina.
>>13841550I guess this is acceptable, now that Alice is a hired gun for the SDM.
>>13829748>>13829759>>13830097And that's how I learned that romantic feelings are supposedly real and not just some teenager fantasy.
>>13853481Alice is a retard!
What is Alice doing!?
>>13853487Both of you would make the perfect couple
>>13853559Sucking poison out of Patchouli's tongue.
>>13853655Why doesn't she just cut it off? I'm sure Patchy cN talk with magic anyway.
>>13859688Is Alice a narcissist?
>>13868928Marisa sure has a lot of bitches.
I want to be Alice's tentacle husband...http://exhentai.org/g/836742/09055f5885/
>>13869030a big hitbox gets the bitches
>>13853454I want to hold her hand!
>>13872976This image is so lewd.
>>13872976Please step on me Alice!
Alice running her delicate, slender fingers along the length of your erect, pulsating shaft, lightly scratching your balls with her long nails.
>>13893794I'm loving this lewd imagery!
Remiposter is late.
Alice should be careful not embarrass herself in the company of others
I want to poop on her knee!
>>13900143Alice's Rape dungeon.
>>13825620what the fuck
>>13900558I did nazi that before
Help me /jp/I went to take a nap and ended up sleeping for like 6 hours straight, now I'm awake when I should be sleeping and have to get up early tomorrowMy throat also hurts like fucking hell/blog end
>>13907040Take a bottle of sleeping pills.
>>13910405>ESFINLAN MENTION :_--dddDDD :-XDD
>>13916712Alice is 25cm taller than marisa, what is this heresy.
>>13931221Shhh, Alice is sleeping.
>>13823065Alice leaks poop
>>13950829NO means YES!
>>13958124I can't even see her ass but I can tell it's lovely from this image. I want to slap it.
>>13954077What is Alice going to do with Sakuya?
>>13975816What is she trying to convey?
>>13823073You may be a NEET, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't wash yourself regularly, anon.
>>13825819Alice confirmed for best Yandre.
Alice have a new friend.
>>13984926I can imagine Sanae saying she used to play with dolls as a kid, and Alice reintroducing her to them.
>>13985035Sanae playind dolls with Alice!
I'm in love with Alice's feet!
>>13985190Alice's soft, warm, slightly moist feet lightly brushing against your cock, rock hard in anticipation, before she places you between her soles and strokes you to heaven!
>>13991367>Alice's soft, warm, slightly moist feet lightly brushing against your cock, rock hard in anticipation, before she places you between her soles and strokes you to heaven!
Gangbanging Alice! Passing her around like a doll!
>>14000326Alice is the gangbang touhou.
Alice is a tank crew!
>>14001619hmmpphhh gangbang material,
>>14001661You make her cry.
Alice gives me a boner
>>14001708Relive can wipe her tears away with my DICK.
>>14001853Alice holds modesty in a high priority, even if it's very inconvenient for her. She will need to take off part of her outfit and then pull her swimsuit bottom aside when she needs to pee
still don't get why Alice-Marisa is the favorite pairing when the game text supports Alice-Reimu as a more plausible shipAlice says something about knowing Reimu from the past, referencing the old games, and it's a better support for a romance than what we get with Marisa
>>13941072How can you shit if you don't eat?
>>14009304They were paired in Imperishable Night
>>14009304Because they were a team in Imperishable Night, they're "neighbours" in the forest of magic and there's also that Marisa stole the precious thing video.
>>14012017No Touhou would refuse sex with Alice. No Touhou could.
>>14012405Alice is everyone's doll!
you are fucking weebs
>>14012775Everyone is Alice's dolls!
>>14012821Then who is doll?!
>>14015075How many cocks did she take that night?
>>14015578Let's see, reicock, maricock, patchucock, yuucock and sakucock.5 cocks.A gangbang!
Alice is a foreigner?!
>>14001121You know it to be true.
I wish Alice was in love with me.
All these Alice haters and lewders should just drop dead!
>>14026051I-I'll be your Alice, anon.
Alice and ice fairy.
>>14030503You said it, so now you can't back off. I'll prepare the cosplay too.
>>14033216I want to watch fireworks with Alice!
I just want to be Alice..
>>14049443Can I ejaculate inside you, Alice?
>>14049443Alice is a scaredy cat!
>>13900558Didn't you know?
>>14001920Does someone have a source for this?Reverse image search gives me nothing.
>>14049443Alice, i don't want to alarm you, but there may be boogeyman or boogeymen in the house.
How many times a day do you jerk off to Alice?
>>14069971Roughly 0.0164 times a day.
>>14069995So every day your hand moves a millimeter towards your privates and you quit?
>>14069971It's been weeks with my most nutted 2hu's being Cirno and Remilia.
>>13833219Why is Alice mad?
>>14070021Her pencil broke
>>140699710.I like her too much and I just can't masturbate to her.
>>14071006It's broken because she broke it. She broke it because she's mad. My question is why or who is she mad at?
>>14071129She's mad at Patchy because she's the one helping Marisa instead of her. Come on dude, it's pretty straightforward.
>>14071129I think she broke it because she's holding it completely wrong. Come on, Alice. Get it together.
>>14070021She is mad because you have entered her house
>>14072208But she's the one who invited me. We were supposed to have tea and cookies and then talk about dolls and magic and other stuff.
>>14071474She really does need to get a grip
>>14071133Wow what an egoistitical cunt. No wonder she has no friends
>>14072972She can grip my dick.
Alice doesn't want to share!
>>14073649Alice is keeping the thieiving marisa from her lover Patchy!
>>13900143source? none of the search engines have anything besides more threads with the pic.
>>14074650Strange and Bright Nature Deity, chapter 5
>>14073632So she could break it too? You're weird.
Alice get off the fucking computer, and the dolls too( I know you use them to shitpost this thread), and get a fucking life, Jesus Chrost.
>>14081126You just wish you had the autistic love to keep your waifu's thread up for a little over two months. It's kind of cute in its own twisted way. Ganbatte Alice poster!
>>14081486I'd rather my waifu's threads fall off page 10, she's too good for jp
>>14081703At least Alice threads remain somewhat civil most of the time. Sanae threads are the worst here with retarded slut headcannon shit posting, is one cute thread every once in a while really too much to ask for?
>>14081126>>14081486>>14081703>>14081747Shhh. Alice is sleeping.
Alice better watch her back.
>>14088321I hope Alice will be a new character in the Afterbirth update. And Mega Satan is replaced by Shinki.
>>14088392>I hope Alice will be a new character in the Afterbirth update. Same here.>And Mega Satan is replaced by Shinki.Oh, HELL NO!
Needs more Alice!
>>13829759It's bad enough that SJWs are winning on Wikipedia, don't spread their retarded parodies of thought further.
>>140699711-2 times a day, usually. Sometimes fap to Penny Pax, closest thing I can find to real Alice. The one of her at school with her teacher looks most like her>>14071059I will never understand this.
>>14015075w-was alice drugged and raped?
Alice is dying!