Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Alps are the most womanly of women and that you have to be homosexual to dislike them.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are a best, first confirms

[Anonymous No.]

Lambias are second best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821618
Can't argue with that.

Though suddenly I have slime symbiotes on the brain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821621
>Lambias
I...guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821613
>women
>born men

Nah you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Bully the Holst Calf while her Minotaur Onee-san is away!

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821613
>>13821630
And of course this was your purpose.
Let's just all take it easy for today, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Usually we's be on page 10 for a few more hours, but I guess board speed just picked up.
>>13821630
Don't drag this shit into the new thread.

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>>13821618
False, you lack numerical evidence

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>>13821632
Fine, I'll pet her head without her consent!

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>>13821632
If by bully, you mean love with hugs, then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821638
Tell that to OP not me.

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>>13821621
Lamias, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alp OP
BOOOOO!!!

This is a load of shit. Fuckin' tranny shits. I'm gonna start a thread with a better OP!
Remember that day guys? Wasn't that fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821633
Slav mouse!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a tubby alp only for a Healthound to find me and dom me as revenge for bullying chubby monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

Alps a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821652
Does this end with spooning?
You in the middle with alp as the smallest and healthhound as the biggest?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect a monoeye from bullies! I want to make a monoeye feel accepted and loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821652
>chubby
I'm okay with that body type, but I prefer muscle.

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>>13821649
You mean like that thing that happened a year ago?
Jesus.
These threads have calmed down signifcantly since then, actually.

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>>13821656
Your right,
I'd rather the dire alp, they are superior in every way!

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>>13821665
That was like, 3 or 4 months ago

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>>13821665
>A Year
I'm pretty sure it was only a few weeks ago. Couple months at the most...

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>>13821662
You're gonna give her blue ovaries.

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>>13821671
>I want a big muscular dude

>>>/fit/

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>>13821662
I want to pretend to like a monoeye! I want to dump her for her single curvy mother!

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>>13821624

>Be in sewer
>Get attacked by Bubble Slime because reasons
>She pours her effluvial grime into your mouth, the pungent taste is nauseating at first, but as it slides down your throat it becomes better
>Almost irresistible
>Thick dollops of the stuff almost gag you before she pulls away, giving you a smile
>It begins to move from beneath your skin, crawling along as the stuff seizes your muscles
>You're being forced to undress like some kind of meat puppet, your limbs moving of their own volition
>Her smile widens as your member stands at full mast, your hands moving and gripping it
>There's a pause in the force controlling you, as if the Slime is trying to figure out how your body works
>The first masturbatory strokes are jerky, robotic, but eventually find a steady rhythm
>Jerking and pulling, stroking faster and harder
>Your orgasm is cataclysmic, spattering muddy white into her green face
>You're panting and wheezing as you watch her body break down the fresh proteins of your semen
>Before you fall into the dark depths of the waters below you, the Slime grips you tight, pressing her mouth to yours
>All they find the next morning in the maintenance run is your torch and a foul smelling slick of green effluessence

[Anonymous No.]

I want to destroy that lizard butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821661
Well the Alp probably isn't the smallest, but if she wants to be the small spoon I think we can work something out. I wouldn't mind being sandwiched between two cute chubby monster girls.

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>>13821679
Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821676
Not just strong!
Strongfat!
The perfect combination of muscle for smile protecting and chub for cuddling!
All in a package that you, and only you, can bully!

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>>13821662
>not bullying monoeyes relentlessly

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>>13821680
She already has a partner, but I'm sure other Lizards would have butts like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821680
Think her partner be tappin' that? Well, later, when interspecies dating is a thing, like in the Hot Spring Epilogue.

I know I would be in his situation.

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>>13821681
Hightwise Anon, not widthwise
Kudos on going through though, make her feel loved!
Both of them!

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>>13821681
You mean two men and monstergirl. Odd, I thought anons didn't like to share.

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>>13821650
Squatting just outside your house.

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>>13821686
You type like a faggot, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821686
No thanks, I'm straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821686
>wanting to fuck a bear
>not even the good kind of bear

[Anonymous No.]

The world needs more hybrids like this Lamia/Succubus mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821686
I want a strongfat dire alp and bully her

with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821706
The world needs more lamiraroids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821706
Begone Succusnake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821686
>strongfat
>bully
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821706
But we already have something kind of like that.
She's as Succubus-y as a lamia can get without getting horns and wings, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821709
>him

There you go buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821705
You've been shilling this panda girl constantly lately

No one cares about her, stop shilling her. She's not going to be a thing stop trying to make her a thing.

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>>13821705
Why not both?

>>13821709
Sweaty post workout shower sex, the perfect place for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to acknowledge that alps exist and not do anything else with them because I have no strong opinions on them, other than that they are kind of cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>ceiling gazer will never watch you masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821716
Alpish nature Anon, she may be fine against other girls but the guy she likes?
He can bully her all her wants

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>>13821720
I have never posted her before now.
Also, if you don't like her you're a total faggot with shit taste.

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>>13821720
The lewd monkey is superior anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821720
What are you talking about?
Rens are great. I know I'd train under one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821720
How is it shilling if he isn't doing it for monetary gain? Are you upset that it interferes with your Alp forcing?\

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>>13821723
Me too, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821684

Yeah it's shit I know

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch an alp in the face repeatedly!

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>>13821677
>not taking both
>not making them stand side by side and alternating kisses
>not tying the mother under the daughter an ravaging them together
>not going to bed with them at either side of you

You can only fag so much.

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>>13821732
It wasn't bad, it was just a little grim.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone tried to tell me Cyclops Eyes Don't get fat from their diet! They are correct, I was referring to the fact Cyclops already have fat eyes.
Lovable fat eyes that I want to kiss and keep clean!

[Anonymous No.]

Shooting your semen down an inexperienced alp's expectant throat~

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>>13821723
I want slaughter alps singlehandedly with such carnage mamono mana itself won't be able to make more!

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>>13821725
Oh it's an Alp. Proceed then.

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You know, I don't really have any strong opinions on the slime family other than that slimes are a cute, but as somebody who lives by the beach, I cannot love sea slimes. I've been stung by jellyfish before, and it hurts like hell. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from associating sea slimes with that pain.

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>>13821746
>semen

You meant lead right?

[Anonymous No.]

What if the nerdy Monoeye you bullied in high school filled out nicely years later when she's a christmas cake?

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>>13821726
>>13821728
>>13821729
Panda girls are stupid. I don't even know what their fucking real name is, some japanese bullshit.

They're in that awkward average monster girl range. There's nothing notable or iconic about them, and their design is good, but not fresh prince good. They're average and will always be forgotten in favor of

>Anubis
>Alp
>Succubus
>Dragon
>Cait Sith
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Lamia
>Ryu
>Cyclops
>Jinko
>Lilim
>Pharaoh
>Sandworm

Those Monster Girls, be they loved or hated will always be remembered and looked fondly upon by someone. Panda girls are nothing, they're bland and boring. They might as well be as forgettable as the Grizzly girl.

Liking the Panda girl is equivalent to liking Qwilfish, Magcargo or Dunsparce. It's a completely forgettable and unremarkable Pokemon that you only like because you want to be unique.

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>>13821758
I bully her even harder than before.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we being raided?

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's gotta be controversial these days.

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>>13821749
Will do!
Time to eat her out while she's trying to talk to mom over the phone.

>>13821742
Dream on you crazy diamond!
Bring about, as /m/ would say, the age of the fatso

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>>13821759
Now you're just being rude.

>>13821764
All signs point to, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821759
And here is your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821759
>I'm a whiny faggot please give me attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821764
Nah, some guy(s) threw a fit about alps and caused a shit storm.
Just riding it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821767
>her
>she

Is English not your native language, those are some glaring errors.

[Anonymous No.]

>get home
>hear weird thumping noises coming from your waifu's bedroom upstairs
>open the door to investigate
>your waifu is jumping around the room and playing air guitar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
>wat do

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>>13821761
Really? You wouldn't apologize for how you treated her and help her with her groceries?

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>>13821759
I remember when a good number of these girls weren't as well liked as in recent times.
Her time will come.
Actually, I want some art of a Ren X pole vaulting.
Like, track shirt and bloomers, and everything.

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>>13821759
Chinese, actually.

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>>13821785
I help her with her groceries while making a big deal out of the fact that she's too helpless to carry them herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821790
Good art
worst girl

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>>13821790
I want to kick her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821768
>>13821769
>>13821775
It's not bait if it's true. What is there to love about Panda girl? She's a panda. That's it. Just out of curiosity, what is your favorite Pokemon?

If your answer is any Gen 2 Pokemon outside the starters or iconic ones, or "I didn't play Pokemon, I prefer Monster Rancher!" then you proved my point.

>>13821783
And people have been suddenly shilling Ashcorp too recently. Considering he has a Panda Fursona, I'm going to chalk it up as linked.

>>13821787
Well then make some good stories about them instead of "Aren't panda girls cool guys?" You can't force people to like a girl, it has to evolve naturally. Like a good pair of breasts, if you force them big via surgery they look like shit. You have to let them naturally grow and nurture. Even if they end up small, they're still superior to even the largest and fakest breasts.

>>13821790
Same shit it's all asian.

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>>13821768
>>13821776
I just want to talk about alps and the fun I would have with their lithe, tender bodies.

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>>13821802
It sucks she had to go and turn evil.

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>>13821785
If you start acting nice now, it just looks like your wishy washy and only care about her looks. The only righteous thing to do is commit to the bullying!

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>>13821809
Why aren't you over at /y/ then?

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>>13821806
I'm a sucker for that whole kung-fu polearm thing, plus the profile is cute as fuck. Also, Magneton.

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>>13821812
Litchi is literally retarded though, so it's natural she'd go that route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821806
Dunsparce
Ren Xiongmao isn't in my top 10 monster girls but they're still pretty great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821806
>shilling
How? Ashcorps stuff was barely even mentioned in the previous threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821806
What >>13821820 said.
Chandelure's pretty cool.

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>>13821809
Nibble the ears!
Make them squirm!

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>>13821834
>>13821806
This is the first time I've seen someone even link or mention Touch Fluffy Tail (The song) in months.

[Anonymous No.]

So, this happened.

Fucking hathorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821822
>>13821812
Yeah.
Mu-12 and Nu-13 are good girls

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>>13821822
I mean, yeah, she was trying to get her boyfriend back, but why would she side with the one dude who hates everybody and everything to do that?

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>>13821858
It was brought up in the last two threads.

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>>13821859
Nah, that's an offshoot cult.
She'd be thicker if it was hathorites

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>>13821859
>Fucking hathorites.
I don't think the catgirl in that image has any relation to that.

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>>13821859

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>>13821852
Silly, you do that with elves, alps are for punching and chasing out of town.

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>>13821861
Am I the only one who finds it weird that those two are the best girls?
What I mean is, isn't it kind of strange how the other girls in the series are so forgetable or unlikable that we'd have to find Nu and Mu to be best girls?
I personally like Noel.

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>>13821865
Carmine had no attraction to Litchi though, which makes it a little funny.

[Anonymous No.]

How hard would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821859
See, this is what happens when you leave out saucers of Holst milk out for Cat Girls to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821868
>>13821869
Uh huh, like that milkman faggot isn't responsible for this, you can't hide the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821880
why can't i be gentle?

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>>13821880
Not at all, she has a fucking scythe.

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>>13821879
Wait, so what you're saying is Litchi just has a one-sided love for him ad is stalking him?

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>>13821885
Nay Anon
Hathor's gift makes girls soft all around, not just up top.
There is no belly for tease! No wide hips for child birth nor bottom for bouncing!
This was no milkman son! No milkman!

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>>13821881
Huh, that's quite handy then, should stop any more catgirls from breaking into houses and trying to take over.

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>>13821880
>those finger sinking into that supple butt
Oh baby
>but that weapon positioning
Nope!

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>>13821880
'Till we both have trouble walking.

Or in her case, flying.

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>>13821876
Nah, not strange at all.
Noel a cute, Mokoto too

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>>13821891
Going by Arakune's/Carmines background, it seems he only ever acknowledged her as a friend and workmate.

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>>13821861
>>13821876
>Spoiler
I agree. Love Noel.

>>13821918
Makoto a cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

Are oppai lolis monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821919
Disappointing. Just disappointing.
To think I mained her in the first game because I wanted her to help Arakune get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821926
Hope is the first step as they say.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak into an Amazon Training Camp and, hidden in the bushes during their roll call, do my best female southern voice and shout "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821924
Human ones obviously aren't.
>>13821926
I feel bad for Bang more than anything.
Poor guy just wants to make love to Litchi, but Litchi is a dumb, cold bitch.

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>>13821923
Nigga...

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>>13821806
The panda thing was completely coincidental and I had nothing to do with the panda anon. Sorry if it came across that way.

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>>13821937
Okay???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821941
I want to scratch the base of her ears as she goes to sleep.
I'll molest the tail later

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>>13821943
And by it, I mean the Ashcorp post.

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>>13821806
I was the one who mentioned playing Touch Fluffy Tail repeatedly in the last thread, and I haven't posted about the panda girl. It might not be linked.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a squirrel girl battle maid that hides all manner of weapons in her tail!

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>>13821949
I mentioned it repeatedly too, but I have nothing to do with panda anon.

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>>13821880
That's a big succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

Pandas are so pathetic. They need human help to breed. They fuck, what, 6 times a year on average? Would Rens have low libido? Would other beastgirls go around helping them get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821945
You don't want to watch the Amazon's Drill Sargent go ballistic on her recruits, knowing it's because of you?

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>>13821962
You know, I may not have them as my number 1 but I wish I had the Ren oneesan blowjob short for times like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821962
I wouldn't believe so.
They're the kind to want to play a lot. Sometimes, "play" means about as much as training or what have you.

Other times, "play," means proactive dating.

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>>13821964
The purpose was hard to grasp with just what you posted.

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>>13821962
Read the profile, they're the opposite of a real panda

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>>13821880
Pull that scythe away, and I'd sell my soul to her if it meant sinking into those cheeks.

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>>13821969
Well I mean it should've been obvious from the spoiler what would likely ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody's talking about how they want to bully and tease monster girls, but I'd be the one getting bullied and teased by monster girls if I was in a high school with them.

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>>13821977
Maybe they just bully and tease you because they want your attention but don't know how to get it. It could happen to a lot of bishies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821977
Indeed.
As a person who, even now, gets mistaken for being 5 years younger than I actually am, I'd be guaranteed to be 100% certified rapebait.

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>>13821988
>Hello, kid. Wanna /ss/?
>I'm in college, ma'am...
That sounds like quite a life.

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>>13821977
Jokes on them, I want to be bullied by older tougher Monster Girls! I was beaten by my peers and family, so being a masochist who gets berated and abused is all I know anyways! haha.

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>>13821988
>gets mistaken for being 5 years younger

glad I'm not the only one with this problem 24 and people think I look like I should still be in high school major rape bait in MGC I would think

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>>13821977
I'd be bullied till sixth grade.
Then I'd stop caring and ignore them.
other events may also make them think I'm crazy

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>>13821995
;_;

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>>13821977
Imagining how much better high school would have been with monster girls is really depressing.
>tfw my 10 year reunion was last month and I didn't go because I'm unemployed and embarrassed about it

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>>13821986
I'm not a bishie at all, and I haven't had long hair since I was a chuuni 12-year-old.
>>13821988
The problem is I look older than I actually am, and a lot scarier, too, but I immediately go useless around girls and have no idea what to do with myself. So I guess once they get past my scary appearance and voice and find out I'm a complete sub, a slight masochist, a virgin, and a completely pathetic dork around girls, I'd probably be prime teasing/bullying/raping material.

[Anonymous No.]

What do the winter MGs do during the hot summers to stay cool?

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>>13822013
think about dick

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>>13822017
That's not cool anon, that's hot!

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>>13821988
Funny, I'm quite the opposite. Everyone mistakes me for being 5 years older

[Anonymous No.]

let's roll cute monster girls!
whichever girl you get is the one you can fuck furiously or something.

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>>13822044
Protip: Use a random number generator instead of just posting "rolling" in this thread so that it doesn't get deleted for spam.
With that said, I got Golem.

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>>13822044
Bad idea.

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>>13821967
>>13821970
But anons

>Walking amidst the countryside minding your own business, hoping to reach the next town to peddle your wares
>There's someone sitting in the middle of the road
>FUCK!
>What is it this time, robbers, beggars, or worse, some asshole trying to draw you close to test his new sword on?
>You grip your waking staff/polearm firmly and continue forward
>The strangers stands up, you stop
>The cloak he/she? is wearing is thrown off
>It's a she
>Definitely a she, that dress and those legs cannot lie, along that rat tail
>"You! Hand over your treasure!"
>So it was a robber after all
>You tell her you haven't had much luck selling your goods, and have no money or treasures to steal
>She puff her cheeks
>"Going to lie to me? Then I'll just come over an take it!"
>She bursts into a sprint, headed straight for you, and you ready your staff
>Blindingly fast jabs come your way, chest, chin, shoulder, gut, she tags them all, but thankfully they aren't very powerful, you know your way around a beating
>You bide your time, dodging what you can and stepping backward whenever you can't to lessen the impact of the blows even further
>But, for whatever reason, the more she hits you, the angrier you get
>No that's natural, only it's not so much anger as it's lust
>You want to knock her down and mount her
>You want to hold her tight and take her with no concern for her feelings
>And this train of thought keeps growing stronger
>"You're pretty good, most men would be on their knees by now, but funtime is over" she says matter of factly
>She puts all her weight on her legs, and lunges at you, fist cocked, ready to crush you
>You "fall" to the ground as she's about to make contact with you, using the earth to prop up your staff, and sinking it into her gut, using her own momentum against her
>She's throwing up like a newbie competitive eater and clutching her stomach
>"Curse you" she says between heaves

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>>13822049
Aye, doing this

>>13822044
>Red Slime
I never have luck with these things. But at least slimes are kinda neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822049
>I got Golem
>got matango

I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822044
>Waifu isn't on there
>None of the good ones from the mid-years are on there
Why even bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821976
Not all of us have watched every movie/tv show ever anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821741

Well I dunno any other way to relieve myself of stupid writer's block than trying 'new' things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822044
>Scylla
Oh fuck yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822044
>Elf
meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822057
I have no strong opinions on Golem, but I'm rrrreally not into plant girls, and a sentient shroom isn't exactly making me hot and bothered.

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>>13822044
This has been in need of an update for a damn while.

But anyway, me gots Beelzebub.

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>>13821937

WHO SAID THAT?

WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT?

WHO'S THE LITTLE COMMUNIST TWINKLE TOES COCK SUCKER WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?

NOBODY HUH?

THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER!? OUT FUCKING STANDING!

I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE! I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOUR ASS WERE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!

WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE FUCK?

(Sir no Sir!)

BULLSHIT I BET IT WAS YOU, YOU LITTLE WORM!

Holy shit why do I have that memorized for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

Been a while since I was in a thread last new mg I saw was Wendigoo. What have I missed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822078
Nothing other than shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tiny skeleton daughteru to come up to me with a trumpet and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnRrPqgKBS0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822053
More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822080
Kiki still love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822085
Kikis are the new Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822085
yes kiki still olve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822044
>61
>Pixie

Time for tiny love, stretching, and MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822087
Since when? The last person to write about them did a fantastic job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822085
Some faggots don't like them but they are still love. Always.

>>13822083
Damn bitch gimme a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822088
Well that is great, now to get sucked back into MGT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822100
don't believe his lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822085
Always

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822100
They're oversaturated and overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822080
To be fair, we've gone a few threads with no shitstorms at all recently.
So there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a cold Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632280
Maid type: Salamander
Name: Elise
Personality: Honest, cheerful and direct
Statement: Don’t let that get you down Master; I can already see good progress in you. Now get up and keep trying! I believe in you!
Notes: Will require room for equipment and weapon storage.

Four years ago, a Salamander challenged a well-known troublemaker to a fight after repeatedly being insulted with lines such as “ugly scale animal” and “I bet a Mantago could please a man better than you”. Fortunately the troublemaker learned many life lessons that day and is currently volunteering at a home for elderly Monstergirls. Unfortunately, the broken arms, legs and removal of more than one finger were enough for the Salamander to get expelled from her study, receive a life-long ban from the campus and university area, appear on the universal university blacklist and get several of her weapons confiscated.
The Salamander which we now know as Elise, went to MGC Maid Central in hope to enroll and still get some form of education. Fortunately, the interviewing Kikimora at the time quickly took a liking to Elise and allowed her to enroll after hearing her side of the story.

It quickly turned out that the interviewing Kikimora made a good choise that day, as Elise turned out to be an excellent maid-to-be. Always paying attention in class and generally being helpful to others, Elise was well liked by that majority of her teachers and class. Elise at one point even broke up a fight between two rivalling Kikimora’s in conflict over the best type of broom. Once the time arrived, Elise passed her final maid exam with good grades at the age of 23.

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>>13822127
[Profile continued]

“Looks like the ugly scale animal is finally going to get herself a Master!”, are the words Elise hears as she gets greeted by our smiling Kikimora interviewer upon entering the interview room. Our Kikimora interviewer describes Elise as a “fit looking girl who certainly knows how to wreck a pest”. Elise is an average sized Salamander with nicely toned and fit body. While her abs aren’t visible, any male gawking at her body will quickly realize that Elise is the last person they’d want to pick a fight with. One will also notice that Elise has a few small scars on her body from various sparring sessions in the past. Elise enjoys keeping her hair flow controlled, but will often let it grow long before cutting it fairly short and letting it grow again. When it comes to playing dress up, clothing and fashion are the two words that Elise does not like to hear. Simple clothing is her norm, usually translating to a t-shirt, a sports bra and whatever set of pants she still had lying around. Thankfully, Elise has no problems wearing any appointed maid attire, even happily wearing it as it saves her the need to choose clothing to wear.

As a maid Elise has a slightly above average performance, working through her tasks with speed and diligence. Elise has the preference to wake up fairly early in the morning, starting it off with a jog and following it up with a strong breakfast. After charging up Elise performs her daily tasks in the residence, usually finishing by early noon. This leaves Elise with enough time to do her daily afternoon training, involving sword practice and sparring sessions.

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>>13822131
[Profile continued]

Elise has a firm belief that everyone should have a strong body, and has with her optimistic attitude and encouraging words convinced many to follow in her path. Her future Master is likely to be no exception to this and can expect to train together with Elise. Do take note that Elise tends to be rather blunt and direct whenever she notices something, even if it might be painful to hear.
Do not expect to see many sugary sweets, snacks and soda’s when around Elise, as she considers such unhealthy and prefers to keep these to a minimum. Her future Master can however expect to see various healthy and sports related “snacks” such as homemade energy bars consisting of oats, nuts and honey and plenty of fruit and water. Nevertheless one will quickly learn that a treat doesn’t need to be packed with sugar to be a satisfying addition for his stomach.

When not performing any duties or sports, you can usually find Elise resting and relaxing in the living room. As it turns out, even Elise needs to rest after a day of hard work and exercise. Elise has no strong preferences when it comes to relaxing on the couch and will enjoy just about anything. No matter if it’s playing videogames, reading a book or playing a board game, Elise will find joy in doing so. Much like training and exercises, her future Master can expect to be encouraged to spend time relaxing alongside Elise in the evening.
Aside from slouching in the couch, Elise will occasionally spend extra time maintaining the weapons she uses during training. Elise seems to have quite an understanding for various kinds of weaponry, modern weaponry being no exception. If her future Master has an interest in weaponry, Elise will certainly be the person to talk to.

MGC Maid Central recommends Elise to a Master who seeks a better lifestyle and would enjoy a fit maid that will help encourage him to make that a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822085
Yes, only faggots dislike them.

[RS No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/836254/d2d21d0f1b/

If you like moths, yanderes, gentle femdom or even time fuckery, you'll like this. If not, well, you should give it a read anyway.

I do feel a little sorry for her, psychotic as she is.

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>>13822127
I wonder how much cheaper a drop-out maid would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822135
>>13822131
>>13822127
Nice man, thanks again for keeping up with this.
Do you plan on doing more mistress requests after you finish these, or are you gonna do another break once you finish up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822127
>and removal of more than one finger
Has this Salamander been sent to Anger Management or something? Maiming someone is a whole new world of twisted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822127
>>13822131
>>13822135
I want her I want her so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
You glorious bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
Finally, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822127
>>13822131
>>13822135
Seems like a bitch.

0/10 would throw outside and get another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
>If you like moths, yanderes, gentle femdom or even time fuckery

I like none of those things, so I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822179
I'm confused and turn on at the same time what the fuck does it say

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822179
>post pic with no text

I'm amazed someone hasn't told you to fuck off in the last few threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822053
>You stand and loom over her, like a lion watches it's prey, you trace your staff upwards along her legs, moving her aside as you reach her crotch
>She looks like she could cry, anger in her eyes
>You press onto her mound, she winces
>Or was that a moan?
>You don't really care
>"I know what you want, and you beat me, but please spare, I'll give you something good in return"
You have half a mind to listen as she leans towards your crotch, rubbing it hesitantly
>This is what she wanted? Well that's not at all strange among monsters but "treasure", really?
>She undoes your belt and uncovers your rapidly growing erection, giving a small squeak once you're at full mast
>Cute
>She looks at your manhood, then you
Several quiet minutes pass with your rod to the wind
>"Well?" you say impatiently, "You're a monster aren't you? You do this type of stuff all the time, right?"
>You swear she's embarrassed
>"I've never, seen a male's before..."
>She sees the bemusement on your face, cheeks growing even redder
"IT'S NOT LIKE I'D DO IT WITH JUST ANYONE!" she shouts, going meek in the next second "You're the first who's ever beaten me..."
Well that's feather for your cap
>If you had one, fucking summer in the Continent
>Suddenly you don't feel all that up for this
>You dismiss her, your hopes dashed, here you thought you might get your load lightened and you find the one sexually inexperienced mamono out of them all, you give thought to taking her captive and selling her, but quickly dismiss the thought
>With a sigh, you pull your pants back up and dismiss her, telling her you'll just buy a whore in the next town over
>Something flashes in her eyes, and you feel like you said something you shouldn't have
>She tackles you to the ground
>"You know, a woman has her pride.." she drums her fingers on your crotch "and I'm no different"
>She swallows your still stiff member in one go, rather impressive given her size

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
This fucking page, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
I want a Sequel where the Moth ages down and the guy stays the same age

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>>13822142
>>13822195
Why is she so perfect?

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>>13822179
Either try to make a good post or wait till we're on the last page spammer kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822179
I assume she's in heat and he's just maliciously teasing her?

If so, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822195
She's so overflowing with love she can't control her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822195
I wanna purge her so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822200

That's exactly the situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822193
Is this a Hinezumi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822195
Fucking christ that thing needs to be killed already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822205
I like that boy. Sexually teasing a girl in heat is on of my fetishes. Either she's going to rip your pants of right there, or she takes it on the chin until you go somewhere private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822205
Man he's a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822196
oh and let him get revenge during it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822222

Holy shit quints confirms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822053
>You stand and loom over her, like a lion watches it's prey, you trace your staff upwards along her legs, moving her aside as you reach her crotch
>She looks like she could cry, anger in her eyes
>You press onto her mound, she winces
>Or was that a moan?
>You don't really care
>"I know what you want, and you beat me, but please spare, I'll give you something good in return"
>You have half a mind to listen as she leans towards your crotch, rubbing it hesitantly
>This is what she wanted? Well that's not at all strange among monsters, but "treasure,", really?
>She undoes your belt and uncovers your rapidly growing erection, giving a small squeak once you're at full mast
>Cute
>She looks at your manhood, then you
Several quiet minutes pass with your rod to the wind
>"Well?" you say impatiently, "You're a monster aren't you? You do this type of stuff all the time, right?"
>You swear she's embarrassed
>"I've never, seen a male's before..."
>She sees the bemusement on your face, cheeks growing even redder
>"IT'S NOT LIKE I'D DO IT WITH JUST ANYONE!" she shouts, going meek in the next second "You're the first who's ever beaten me..."
>Well that'd be a feather for your cap, if you had one, fucking summer in the Continent
>Suddenly you don't feel all that up for this
>You dismiss her, your hopes dashed, here you thought you might get your load lightened and you find the one sexually inexperienced mamono out of them all, you give thought to taking her captive and selling her, but quickly banish that idea
>With a sigh, you pull your pants back up and dismiss her, telling her you'll just buy a whore in the next town over
>Something flashes in her eyes, and you feel like you said something you shouldn't have
>She tackles you to the ground
>"You know, a woman has her pride.." she drums her fingers on your crotch "and I'm no different"
>She yanks your pants back down and swallows your still stiff member in one go, rather impressive given her size

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822235
Won't happen, even if she ages down she'll still be a dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822142
Final part with happy ending where he finally gets broken and stays with her when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822242
Allright, fuck it, not doing that again.

>>13822211
Yes sir.

Sorry I'm so slow, taking care of an amputee is. a. BITCH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822243
Oh damn lolimoth wouldn't give a fuck

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>>13822247
> taking care of an amputee is. a. BITCH.
While I like what you have going so far, you should probably hold that at a higher priority and continue this at a later point.

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>>13822244
>gets broken
>happy ending
The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822244
I'd rather he fix her and they both leave the shack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822127
>>13822131
>>13822135
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

Have a Kiki-tastic day!

It's around 3am over here, I should pick better times to start these.

>>13822149
I'm not sure yet, we'll see.

>>13822150
Please be assured that the given punishments, scolding and the horrified looks on that day have been a life lesson for Elise aswell.

Thankfully, as the fingers were removed by a sharp blade, they were easily reattached by the Lich doctor at the local university hospital.

Such injuries are easily treatable and far more common in the current days due to the many daily held sparring sessions by certain monstergirls and the general difference in strenght between different species.

>>13822147
MGC Maid Central would like to remind you that a maid is affordable for any single human male. Feel free to visit your local maid center if you believe that your finances might be a barrier to hiring a maid.

>>13822165
Unfortunately, not every maid is suitable for every Master. This is why MGC Maid Central performs a matching proces, to ensure the right maid for the right Master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822249
No worries, she can call me whenever she needs me, that's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

PANTY QUEST WHERE ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822257
No worries then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822256
>affordable
Okay who is cheapest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822254
You can't fix what is not broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822257
Gonna give her the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822222
>>13822232

>Have Werecat friend in heat
>She's been staring at you all day, her tail swishing back and forth
>Sits in your lap during lunch on the roof, her plump buttocks resting on your groin
>You can smell her arousal before you decide to have fun with her
>Pull out one of your favorite porno mags
>Spread her legs open with your own and bounce her once, getting a yip of surprise
>It's a full page spread of an AV actress' eyes censored in reverse cowgirl
>Bounce her again, she yips and calls you an asshole
>Snigger and ask her if she's getting all hot and riled up because of her estrus and the fact she's in the same position as the actress
>The heat coming off her groin is practically palpable now
>Offer to rub her belly or her tail base to calm her down
>She lays down across your lap and lets you rub her belly, all while she keeps sniffing your shirt
>Either involuntarily or not, she's hiked up her skirt so you can see her drenched panties
>She begins nipping and sucking on your hand as you keep rubbing, telling you lewd things like 'put your dick in my pussy and drive me fucking crazy'
>Or 'If you knock me up you don't even have to acknowledge it'
>You can feel yourself getting hard
>Shit it's hard to concentrate
>She giggles when she feels the hardness of your boner and continues her verbal assault
>Gets up while you're rubbing her
>Undresses in the full nude, her heavy ladened breasts swinging as she spreads herself, full ass in view
>She's a size 8 but you'd be damned if you didn't fantasize about her ass at times
>Spreads herself with her paw, telling you to fill her with kitty creme
>Spend the rest of the lunch break fucking like animals after mild teasing
>Go home after school, fuck until the entire room smells like sex
>You both end up fucking, lost in wanton lust for the whole weekend off of from school
>In the bathroom, in the bedroom, in the park
>Goes beet red the next time you see her and ask if she's got multiple buns in the oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822256
Shame that all of them are completely horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822269
But living in one room forever is not good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822276
You better be trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822271
>Say Werecat
>Use dog descriptors

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822271
That was great. It's rare for someone to make vanilla Werecats so appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822283
I'm completely serious, they're all complete shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822279
With a monstergirl and internet I don't really need anything else

I'm just wondering what would they eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822276
>>13822290
Wow, you have beyond shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822290
Ok, so you just have bad taste.

Not sure why you felt the need to tell us though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822290
Why you gotta be so salty?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a monoeye by giving her a wedding ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822290
You should get that bad taste checked out. Could be terminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822271
Do you know how hard it is to focus on a game when you're giving me an erection like this, anon? I blame my loss on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822254
>He takes her by the hand and takes her out into the world
>Now he can live a normal(?) life with her outside of the dank shack, and she gets to stay with him, forever.

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>>13822301

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822301
>monoeye
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822300
Maids are shit enough, monster girls maids where all of them take complete control of your life are even shittier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822324
>letting your maid take control of your life

You know, there has to be a limit on how shit one person is allowed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822324
You should get that high salt intake checked out, chief

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing is wrong with a monoeye, They are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822327
Not everyone can be a Gary Stu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822335
This is bait, or sarcasm, I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822335
>hurr gary stu

Fantastic argument.
Problem is: You don't have to be one to not be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822324
>There are profiles of girls that are ompletely submissive and will assist you in your every need
>He's so upset that even these girls are shit and "want to take control of your life"
What is this you're spouting?

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>>13822341
I dunno, it's probably bait anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug a Yandere monstergirl to see her reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822351
you are not alone in that category

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822351
If she's yandere for you she will hug you back harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822351
Something like this.
But with less sparkles, more swirly eyes, and more black ink in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822345
Everything's bait isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822351
Yandere girl are literally the best for both doms and subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822360
Y'know, the thumbnail makes it look like an Ahegao, rather than just happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822360
Hearts and Swirls at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

It is yandere time

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822362
Either that or shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822242
>She begins bobbing her head up and down, but not much else
>It does feel nice, but at this rate you'll be here till nightfall, and woe to any man in such a state
>You grab her head and make her go at your pace, telling her when to suck, when to stop, where to kiss and tease
>And she is a fast learner
>You pulse in her throat as your orgasm nears, which does not go unnoticed by her
>She slaps your hands away and receives your cream in her mouth, coaxing out as much as she can by sucking strongly on the sensitive head and stroking the shaft
>With that mouthful, she quickly gets up and runs away, leaving you confused
>And aroused
>And alone
>And your dick is hurting already
>You chase after her, but damn she's fast!
>It takes all your effort to keep up with her
>The branches and shrubbery grazing your dick as you run are not doing you any favors either
>You lose her
>But something drives you on, you don't know what it could be, a want, a need, it's like fire
>Quite possibly the one between your legs
>You march deeper into the forest
>Before too long, you come into a clearing, and a little ways from it there's a cabin
>You feel drawn to it, and approach without any fear
>But not without caution
>You slowly make your way over, and look in trough one of the windows
>You see the Hinezumi
>Propping up a girl's hips
>A panda girl's hips
>While emptying the semen she pilfered from you into said girl's vagina
>Ren Xionmao, you have never seen one before, but you know of them, supposedly, their claw are used in potent medicines, making them very valuable, but it's caused them to be hunted to near extinction
>Putting two and two together you kick in the door and both are startled, especially the panda, who spills the semen her friend collected
>"Silly girl, it's unlikely you'll friend will get pregnant that way" you say with a shit eating grin as you discard your shirt
>"Why don't you let me assist you proper?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Scylla
>Oni-chan
>Dark skin, Brown eyes
>Red hair
>E-Cup breasts, Average ass
>Politician's daughter
>Tsundere
Fuck

>Extremely intelligent, but non-genius
>Interested in Science
>Much taller than me
>Average weight
>Something is seriously wrong (WARNING: SELF-AWARE TENTACLES)
>Uses magical/supernatural longsword
>Likes to fondle her sword and starts crying random numbers when she's about to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
Wasn't this posted last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Ara ara~ Succubus
>tanned, blue eyes, brown hair
>flat chest, huge butt, comes off as totally normal
>energetic, has average intelligence
>very media savvy
>taller by three heads, average weight
>related by blood, preferably an aunt
>is also a draconic succubus hybrid
>has severe trust issues
I get a tall, pear shaped draconic Succubus with a fat ass to have incest with? Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822421
Are you gonna pastebin this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822450
That image looks a little reversed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822456
I'll assume you weren't around for the thread it was drawn in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822472
Fuck I fucking remember now I was the fuck up who said Angle instead of Angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Ghost
>5-10 years older
>eyes that shift colors
>Red hair
>C cups
>ass is kinda there (4)
>Childhood friend (Guess my house was haunted)
>Slut (Probably raped shota me)
>Athletic but not Olympian (can't run from her still)
>Writes and remembers EVERYTHING
>Head taller
>Skinny but not overly so
>Soft skin and gorgeous
>Blood worship (Oh god)
>Weapons are poison, piano wire, crucifix nails (OH GOD)
>Hyperventilated

Salt.
I need rock salt, cold iron, and a couple levels in cleric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822286
>>13822308

Glad you guys liked it since I rarely find myself able to focus on actual written prose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>same age
>deep tan
>brown/black eyes
>brown hair
>average breasts
>10/10 big booty
>loner
>innocent personality
>average intellect and sporting ability
>interested in and owns many weapons
>also likes science
>similar height
>average weight
>freckles
>thinks I'm a god
>weapons are her extensive hidden armoury
>that she enjoys to fondly caress at all times
>disgusting monoeye
I'm gonna bully her so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822504
You mean actually bully right, not the word morons in this thread use instead of teasing, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a vampire by giving her hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822513
A mixture of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Dragon
Oh dear...
>7: Same age
>9: Very light skin
>6: Blue eyes
>10-4: Purple hair
>8: E cup tits
>9: Nice, squeezable butt
Can I stop now? I'd hit this just on principle. No?
>10: Signed a magical contract
>9: Nympho after my dick
>10-1: Fit as fuck, but not Olympic level
>6-2: Outdoorsy survivalist with her own cabin inna woods
I want to stop here. She's perfect. She doesn't need to be yan to get my love. Please?
>9: Very tall
>7-4: Thicker for her age, but not enough to affect proportions
>11: Glasses
>7: Shape-shifting powers from magical contract, in addition to dragon heritage
I want to stop. I don't want to know what kind of crazy comes with this perfection.
>17: Separation issues (1 weapon, 3 tells)
>17: Piano wire
>2-7-14: Frantic whispering, tearing at her clothes, and coming on to me
Fuck my life, she's going to fucking strangle me. It was nice knowing you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna help my Yuki Onna daughteru with her homemade shaved ice stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822517

I want to tease a vampire by having HIV

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let an elf touch my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822536
She won't strangle you if you keep her happy with tender loving.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to blow into an alp's ear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822573
I would be a total ear slut if MG were real. Fluffy ears, elf ears, even normal human ears I'd stroke, lick and nibble for hours. I have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822044
>Anubis get
Wahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

Do ghost girls cause petrified wood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822593
I don't know, I think my dick would hide or run away if a ghost scared it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822590
I wish I could say that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822588
You would be that guy.
You know the one.
The kind of protagonist in the ecchi manga that always flips girls' skirts to see their panties before running off.
You'd be that guy except teasing monstergirls' ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822544
please tell me she's wearing something under that stand and not standing over a cup

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822421
>The Hinezumi smiles as you come closer, grabbing the panda girl from behind, holding her arms and prying her legs open with her own, giving her no chance of escape
>"If you found us, you deserve to have us" she says, defeat, along with something else in her voice
>Ren protests, saying she doesn't know you, that you must have tricked her friend somehow
>As you approach her eyes go wide, begging her friend to release her
>The Hinezumi kisses her instead, silencing her protests, you see the rat's tongue poke and prod the panda's cheeks, a strand of saliva and semen linking them as they break off
>"I wouldn't have brought him, if he wasn't good enough" she moves her hand down to the panda girl's sex and fondles her, slipping two fingers inside while simultaneously biting her ear
>Stop, what are you doing? We have to get away" she says panting
>The rat girl looks at you
>"This man, is going to impregnate you, so you won't be alone anymore" she separates her lower lips "so, receive it graciously"
>She doesn't break eye contact with you for one second as she gives you this invitation
>You make you way over to the captive panda, her insides twitching in readiness
>"Don't be scared" you say "this won't hurt, one. BIT!" you exclaim as you hilt yourself in her, she spasms and gasps sharply, unable to resist
>"Well, maybe just a little bit" you whisper in her ear as you hug her, feeling her heart beat furiously in her chest, you stay like this, letting her get used to you filling her up, the Hinezumi rubs her friend's back, then gropes her breasts affectionately, helping you ease her through this
>"You're doing great, just let him have you, I'm sure he'll give you many strong daughters" she moves forward and gives you a deep kiss as you hold the panda girl together
>"And me" she adds as she breaks off, a lusty smile on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822635
Please anon, that is a sweet, innocent little girl just trying to make a little spending change.

Though unlike you, I wouldn't mind the perverse situation you suggest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822573
I want to shoot an alp through the ear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822044
>77
>Ogre

Ah shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822588
I thought you were only a fairytale that elves tell their children so they behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822652
>Hinezumi and Ren Xiongmao Bisexual Girlfriends GET
Very, very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822569
I'm still scared
>Have the good luck to get a Dragon to fall for you
>She's a total knockout: Huge assets, athletic, and just enough meat to give you a grip
>She's absolutely crazy for your dick, having mind-blowing sex with you every night
>She's also pretty outdoorsy, apparently got it from her dad
>Eventually, the two of you move into an rustic cabin her dad owned in the woods
>Walks in the morning, work around the house in the afternoon, then fucking like animals until you fall asleep
>It's a good life, but you still feel uneasy
>Whenever you leave the house, she starts to get really fidgety
>And the forest is unsettling
>Whenever you're alone, it feels like you're being watched
>And you could swear the plants & rocks rearrange themselves almost daily
>One night, come back in really tired
>Dragon girlfriend is immediately on you, pants halfway down
>Tell her you feel too tired for sex tonight, maybe you can just cuddle
>Dragon goes rigid
>'Honey, are you okay?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822667
with an ear piecing gun thingy they have at the mall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822663
I never said I wouldn't.
I'd buy some shaved ice, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822627
>Ecchi
Give me some credit, it'd be an H-Manga. I wonder how receptive monstergirls would be to ear rape in general. Would I get yelled at while they blush or would they swoon on the spot?

>>13822674
>Fairytale
>Tail
Yeah, I'd probably molest those too. I am the teasing boogieman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822679
She would understand that you need rest

[Anonymous No.]

I really wanna read the cyclops girl punk band manga, has it been scanned yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Teenage Amazon
>Very dark skin, blue eyes, brown hair
>Small but sensitive Bs, average ass
>Much shorter, chubby but athletic
>Disabled: Mute
>Childhood friend
>Dark and sad personality
>Matyr complex
>Uses a longsword
>If she snaps she talks slowly and deliberately (kek)

I dunno, she seems like my type even if she is an Amazon. Aint nobody going to fuck with me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822681
What earrings would you make an alp wear?

I think I'd go for something like this. http://i.imgur.com/kH5zW1p.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>human
Literally gave me the page on human. The fuck?

>same age, tan, purple eyes, brown hair, D cups, big butts that doesn't lie, politician's daughter, airhead, fucking fuckn' Olympic athlete level, fucking magic, loli short, average weight, albino (guess that rewrites tan to pale and red eyes), she's a fucking Beyonder and can rewrite reality, TRUST ISSUES, scalpels, comes on hard when cracking

SEND HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822723
Hoops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822726
>The greatest monster of all

I feel bad for you man

[Anonymous No.]

For those wanting real life monster girls watch the movie Spring. Makes me almost want to change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822726
You shouldn't have insulted that Paladin when she was younger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822681
No, with a freaking Magnum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822744
Yeah that movie was fucked, makes me kinda glad they will never be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822751
well that makes it difficult for her to wear cute earring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822744
Looks more like what you'd get in MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822780
Gauges for punk alps given piercings by overzealous anons?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, we're already on page 5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822797
I blame you

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let a childhood monstergirl friend crawl into my bed after she has a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822797
Summer's here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822780
He can wear then to his funeral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822814
Would she sneak into your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822692
If you believe that, then you don't know how slutty yanderes work
>>13822679
>Dragon starts to mutter to herself, pacing around
>She's wringing her shirt so hard it starts to tear
>You reach out to her 'Honey?'
>She turns on you 'Who is it?'
>'What?'
>'I thought I was careful, following you around all the time. Making sure you stayed safe.'
>Her skin starts to bubble & ripple, shifting through various tones of dirt, rock, & tree bark
>'I thought that if I gave you the best sex every night, you'd be mine forever. But I made a mistake. Now you've found some slut on the side, haven't you?'
>You collapse back on the couch as she continues to advance on you
>'Who is she? Some trampy little elf? or some floozy wolf running around the woods? I thought I was good enough for you.'
>Her body shifts between various monsters as she rambles
>Her form settles back to normal as she reaches you, straddling your waist
>A lewd-yet-terrifying look crosses her face
>She presses her massive body into you, leaning in to whisper seductively in your ear
>'Maybe I just have to try even harder at night, hmm?'
>Suddenly there's a sharp pain around your neck, and you're gagging for air
>You clutch at your neck and feel a metal wire around your throat, cutting into the flesh
>'Or maybe I need to make sure you can never cheat on me again.'
>You manage to croak out a few words as things start to go dark
>'I swear... I never... cheated... I...love... yooouuu.'
>The wire releases you & air rushes into your lungs
>The dragon pulls you into a genuinely loving embrace
>'Oh, darling. I should have known you'd never look at another girl like that. I love you, too.'
>She pulls you down onto the couch & begins to make out with you, delicately kissing at your face & neck
>Help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822814
>monster girls
>having nightmares

The hell would they be scared of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
That nobody loves them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
Loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
Anons that go in this thread posting about how they'd kill monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
Condom monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822845
>>13822848
But they can just go out and rape some guy into loving them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822836
Through the window
>>13822843
Abandonment or something doesn't have to be logical

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
>paladins
>a world with no shotas
>loneliness
>ntr

you know stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
Clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822863
Right, I forgot that monster girls only love shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Wurm
>7: Same age
>7: Light skinned
>2: C-cup
>8: Big Wurmass
>5: Orphan Wurm No.
>10: Sad Wurm Nooooo.
>4-9: Average Wurm hiding her own strength
>8-7 & 3-6: She's interested in martial arts and survivalism
>4: A Head shorter than me
>7-4: Slightly chubby
>17: She has weird eyes
>11: She has a younger and older form too
>4: She has multiple personalities
>19: Traps everywhere!
>7-1: She tears her clothes, has empty eyes

>A young girl who lived such a terrible life that she had to survive by herself on the streets.
>Chances are, the experiences she endured traumatized her to such an extent that she had to split her memories into four parts, her "normal" personality, one innocent, one slutty, and the fourth one being one that she tried to hide away
>Her murderous personality that surfaced from her hatred of everyone and everything that made her hurt during her life on the streets
I will love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822842
Just ask her for cuddles once a week in exchange you get a tracking chip installed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
Solitude, dying alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to court a classy vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
The Egyptian royal guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822870
>getting upset at one anons post
You gotta get that spiked dick out of your ass at some point, honeybuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822879
But monster girls can just go out and rape a man into submission, they have no right to be scared of being alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822891
>You will never comfort a good little Egyptian MG over a nightmare she had about the evil Apep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822873
>Moe Wurm
>Fasalina Wurm
>Sad Wurm
>MurderWurm
>All in one
Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

Conglaturation! Through extensive wizard training you can now force any monster to show an ahegao face. No orgasms, just the face. How do you wreak havoc upon the world?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Monstergirls have nightmares where they turn into human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822917
That's fucking stupid, why would I waste my time practicing at some bullshit like that instead of something useful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822917
I lock them all into ahegao faces and make them all stuck that way. The curse can be (temporarily) removed by getting an ahegao for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822917
I turn the sun and the moon into monstergirls and lock them into ahegao faces.

I guess I also turn the Demon Lord's castle into a castle sized replica of my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at the catalog, that's why we're already on page 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822962
Who the flying fuck is Chris J?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822652
>Not one to disappoint a customer, you begin moving your hips, thrusting firmly and steadily in and out of the panda as she whimpers in your grasp, Ren holds on to you, instinct kicking in
>"You won't hurt us... me?" she asks as she hides her face in your chest
>She shows you her, missing two of her claws, having been ripped out by the root
>You feel a pang in your heart and hold her tighter, taking her paw in your hand
>"I promise I will never let anyone hurt you again" you say solemnly
>She looks up at you, her eyes lit up, she kisses you as tears roll down her cheeks, the Hinezumi joining in
>"And you'll stay?" she asks, hope in her voice
>"No" you say flatly, her smile fading
>"I'll take you with me instead"
>If she smiled any herder her face would break, she embraces you, small happy yips accompanying each thrust into her nethers
>Her partner however, is looking surly, she pushes you on your back
>"Don't leave me out of it" she says sadly, and licks your scrotum, gently holding your treasure in her mouth
>Ren clamps down tightly, her inner muscles massaging your length with a heat and skill you've scant experienced before, coupled with the attention on your jewels, you soon spurt inside the panda girl, again and again
>"So warm! So much warmer than before!" she exclaims delighted
>Before she's yanked off you by the Hinezumi and kicked out of bed
>"You've had your fun, it's my turn now" she utter brusquely
>She kneels in front of you, expectant
>"Lets' keep going from where we left off, okay?"

[Anonymous No.]

>Back to page 5

This is going to be a long thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822548
This can go so many places but it might be too /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best game for monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822927
I wonder how that would work with a slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823016
Monster Girl Quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822992
The catalog is fucking small right now, and it seems we're the last in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823034
>MGQ
>game
Just barely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823016
>One day, there will be a mod for monster girls in AA.
>Or probably not, who the fuck knows
Can't wait for that Kenkou Cross RPG, though. Whenever that plans on happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823044
You're not wrong, but it's kinda the best we got. At least paradox seems to be going full jrpg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823048
>Whenever that plans on happening.
Never ever ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822843
Birds.

:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823068
You're not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823094
Thanks. I try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823048
My current estimates place development to begin sometime in 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823108
Why 2017?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823118
Because if KC reveals a new MG every month/every 2 weeks per month, by 2017 he will have reached his 200 MG count that he wanted to reach before beginning his game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823118
He said he'd start on his RPG after he released an MGE-2 book.

He released MGE-1 when he had 100 profiles. So it stands to reason that he'd release MGE-2 at 200 profiles. At the current rate that KC puts 'em out, if kept up consistently, he should have enough profiles to fill MGE-2 in late 2016, early 2017, meaning he should start on his game sometime in 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823123
>>13823126
Ah, well hopefully it doesn't end up like MGQ and be 100% /ss/ femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Ushi Oni to ask me what I'm going to do with that sorry slip of metal I call a sword, and then roll a natural 20!

[Anonymous No.]

Is this cute or frightening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823135
KC seems to focus more on romance than hard femdom so I don't think that'll be a problem. As for /ss/, who knows. Maybe we get lucky and have some level of character creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823152
I feel disgust more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823152
Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823152
One ugly motherfucker/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823152
Bupiti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823108
>2017
Coincidence? I think not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823135
If it does, I will find him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823173
Nope, nevermind.

I like the Wight sprite on that guys twitter account though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823152
I... kind of like it.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what kind of music a group of Skeletongirls would make

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823199
Didn't you see Corpse Bride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823215
I want a skeleton harem now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823150
By the way you worded the sentence you're implying she'll get the natural 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823225
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823232
Fine mixed undead harem

[Anonymous No.]

Does becoming a Paladin mean you get to look like Fabio?
Why haven't we perished yet? Page 5 seems like the point of death for some strange reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823237
That's still horrible.

Why would you want a harem of smelly rotting flesh eaters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823252
Because cuddle pile is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823255
You can get that with literally any other monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822982
>You undo the ribbons in her hair, letting it flow freely, falling past her shoulders and down to her waist, settling on the bed, you lay her down and hover over her
>"What are you doing?" she asks, he eyes refusing to meet yours
>"Looking at you" you say softly
>"Well stop it, you're creeping me out" she says, still not looking you in the face
>You squeeze her breasts the opening in her dress making her gasp in surprise
>Am I not the victor of our previous scuffle?" you say smiling, she nods
>"Then you are mine, to-do-with-as-I-please" you give her a gentle squeeze with each word, she stifling her moans every time "and I want, to look at you"
>She lays under you in silence as your hand explores her body, you feel the firm, tight muscles of her arms belly and legs, judging with each grope and caress
>"You're beautiful"
>She blushes like mad
>"Why are you saying such things?" she bunches her hands together, trembling "a warrior doesn't need to hear such things!"
>You gently palm her cheek, making her look at you
>"Because it's the truth"
>BA-THUMP BA-THUMP BA-THUMP
>You lower yourself to kiss her
>"and I just want you to know that"
>BATHUMPBATHUMPBATHUMPBATHUMPBATHUMP
>She clings to you fiercely, squealing in joy
>"Ah ah" you chide her "you're still mine"
>You attack her ears, rubbing them gently, and watch as she turns into linguini in your hands
>You untie the laces around her neck and waist, and slip her dress off of her, leaving a bodythight, near translucent garment underneath, letting you see the curves of her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823252
Maybe he likes his girls cold?
Also, MAMONOMAMAMANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823241
Do you think maybe /jp/ changed its layout to only allow 5 pages' worth of threads?
It would make sense, considering how slow it is to begin with.
Or maybe there was a raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823259
but the moans of "waaaaaaaarm" is special
>>13823265
Would compliment her knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823068
>>13823094
It's a little funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823241
> point of death

That would be Page 4

Or is it page 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823262
hnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823152
BOTH!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug Tsundere monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

I want to headpat thugdere monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slime to ask me to wear her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823320
I too share this desire.

>No Tsun vampire who shrugs off my kind words and hugs by telling me that its improper and the only reason she isn't struggling is so that she doesn't hurt me with her superior strength.
>She'll never sneak into my room as I sleep and, after a few sideways glances to ensure she isn't seen, sneak in to plant a kiss on my forehead and apologize, mentioning that she'll try harder tomorrow to tell me how she really feels.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a ghost to possess me and force me to shitpost on /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823343
do you surprise grab her and pull her in to cuddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823327
But thugdere's are cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823336
Thugderes did nuthin wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823345
Of course I do, pulling her in with a yelp as she tries to figure out whats going on only for me to ask, with a smile on my face, what she wants to tell me.
She'll never sleep as well as she does that day {night?}, a smile on her face I sleep with my arms wrapped around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Harpy
>Younger
>Tan, Blue eyes
>Brown hair
>E-cup, average ass
>Super rich (and monstergirl, duh)
>Dark and Gloomy
Awww.
>Very Athletic, olympic level
NO ESCAPE
>Martial Arts, Fucking Black Belt
Hell yes. Smile protection = guaranteed
>Same height
>Average weight
Good, not actually a musclemonster
>Crazy hairstyle
Got some nice plumage ontop of that brown basecoat, apparently.
>Massive trust issues, into the cage with you!
Oh dear. I'm going to live on top of a hugeass redwood tree or something and LIKE IT.
>Fights with her first/talons
Huh. Nicely themed.
>Hyperventilates
Well, that's not too bad I guess.

8/10 Would gleefully accept my fate

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lay in a slime and tell her about my day

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink a slime so we can be together f͟͏͜҉̸͍̞̺̠̭̗̙̺̳̟͚͎̱ó̷͎̩̩͔͇͙̟r̢͚̪͕̰̹̮͕̳̩̟̳̻͍̪͘͝͞͡é̦̪͕̞̺̰̼͠v͝͏͏̩̝̜͙̯ę̷̠̰̮͓̥̜̮͈̻͘͢͡r̨̡͎̭̜͕̟̤͈͈̯͞.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823384
Maybe a little far. How about she puts her core in my chest so it is by my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823384
I want to drink a slime so she can get acquainted with the skeleton that's inside me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823384
>Swallowing her.
>Not having her go in through your urethra so she can be closer to her food source.

It'll also act as a convenient chair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823384
>>13823386
http://pastebin.com/9dY7dXaD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Apophis
>Older than me
>Tanned skin (It's purple anyway), blue eyes, black hair
>D cup, average ass
>Extremely rich
>Calm and cool
>Very athletic, Olimpic level
>Interested in science
>Much taller than me and average weight (average for a lamia I guess)
>Very soft skin and perfect facial features

>Trust issues
>Uses magic or supernatural method
>Shows her insanity by biting her thumb so hard it bleeds


I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

Slime and Skeleton cooperating all over your dick? Fuck the skeleton jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823411
>I can never roll grapesnake in random rolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823432
Maybe next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823262
>"So mean" whines the panda at the side of the bed "I want to be praised too"
>She gets off the floor and comes up just in time to watch you line up your prick with the Hinezumi's entrance, her skintight one piece pushed aside
>"You're a warrior you said, I have no use for that" you manhood prods at her, "but it might just do you some good!" you grunt as you rip her maidenhead and make her a woman
>She grips the comforter, gritting her teeth, writhing every which way
>"Now, bear it, your friend did so marvelously, are you going to lose to her? Where did your pride go?"
>She tightens, almost painfully so, and pushes you back, making you sit as she straddles you, half squatting, her feet digging into the bed, as if she was on her tip toes
>"Don't...make..light of me..." she grunts as she slams herself down on your engorged stick, the blood of her womanhood coating your sack
>"Then I needn't hold back" with that assertion, you grab her hips and furiously and repeatedly impale her on your engorged spear, relentlessly and mercilessly pounding her flesh net
>You stand, hoisting her up and spreading her legs, making them rest on your forearms, she holds on to the back of your neck
>You drive yourself even deeper, knocking on her cervix and firing up her desire to breed skyward, she shrieks with each plunge
>"Make me pregnant you bastard! Give me your milk! Give me your babies!" her thrashing makes you lose balance and stumble forward, pinning her to the wall "More! Can you feel it?"
>You do in fact feel it, something, nibbling? On your glans
>"My womb is throbbing, can you feel it opening and closing? It wants you seed, now" she hugs herself to you and nuzzles your neck
>"Shoot it out, make me feel it, the same warmth you gave to her"
>You look over to the panda girl, who's been wrathfully schlicking all this time, before turning to face the Hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my hebi in a shirohebi's shiri!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be kidnapped by an oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823403
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823440
>"Make me pregnant you bastard! Give me your milk! Give me your babies!" her thrashing makes you lose balance and stumble forward, pinning her to the wall "More! Can you feel it?"
>"My womb is throbbing, can you feel it opening and closing? It wants you seed, now" she hugs herself to you and nuzzles your neck
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub Elf hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823443
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823344
Hilarious, hadn't seen this before.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are cute and I would love to let one in my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823452
I wonder who is behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh, guys?

I went away for a few weeks, and now I come back with the thread on the very last place of the catalog, and the thread is only 6 hours old?

What happened? 2-3 days per thread is still the normal, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823452
I agree. I'd like to try giving her tentacles oral too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823467
Hahah nice, A loving mindflayer is a great mg, they shouldn't get bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823473
Check the thread stats. We're on the last spot and on page FIVE, since /jp/sies got out of control again and got half the board deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823473
A guy made a lot of threads shitposting, they were deleted and here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823473
Some dude was shitposting.
We're technically page five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823473
If you can't tell from the fact that we're only on page 5, a bunch of thread spam just got wiped. Might be days before it fills up again.

We have been moving a little faster the last week though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let a vampire friend taste my blood, non sexually of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
>Kraken
>Younger
>Pale skinned (For a Kraken)
>Brown/Black Eyes
>Blonde Hair
>D Cup Breasts (5)
>Average Ass (6)
>Wealthy
>Courteous
>Athletic
>Survivalist
>Same Height
>Skinny
>Soft Skin and Perfect Face
>Dragon (WAT?)
>Crime Ring
>Crucifixion Nails, Fists and Legs (Tentacles)
>Fiddles with nearest Sharp Object

So I got a Mafia Kraken (Possibly the Daughter of the Don himself), is a survivalist, who can breathe fire and is a skilled Pugilist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823467
Mindflayers are cute girls who just want to watch a movie with you and re-enact her favorite scenes!
I would ruffle her hair tentacles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823481
>>13823482
>>13823483

So, what was the shitposting about? Another pol protester or something? Kancolle vs Touhou trying to drive each other out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823491
Yes Mindflayers can make your dreams real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823494
Honestly couldn't tell you, was posting about some guy with zero context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823491
MFIDF GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823494
Nah, probably someone from /v/

I kinda wish those Kancolle girls were designed as monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823476
>>13823491
I want to bully a Mindflayer like she was a Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823489
But that would be leading her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823503
At least there's the abyssals
Harbour a best

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Please remember to properly burp your dragon girls, improper handling of them will result in the thread burning down.

We certainly wouldn't want that.

two days where I only got five hours of sleep. Never again, although I got my cert so thats good.
Also trying prose again but I won't say more than that in case I think it's crap and don't deliver again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823503
>I kinda wish those Kancolle girls were designed as monster girls.
Abyssals already fill that roll.

Although I wouldn't mind if they had gotten some mechanical designers like Takayuki Yanase to make the boats look somewhat MORE mechanical despite all that ship kibble hanging off them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823503
Yeah, they'd look nice as them.

Abyssals are best girls though.

>>13823502
Never!
We are going to re-enact predetor only with death replaced with rape!
she looks very nice with a fishnet shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823508
What's wrong with leading a Vampire on, anon? IF she's secretly in love with me, she should make a move. She couldn't be dumb enough to cry herself to sleep every night with a hand-made plushie of me when she doesn't even know if I want to fill her womb to the brim, could she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823510
>>13823518
>>13823519
Yeah Abyssals pretty good, I'd like to see Tenryuu drawn as a Werewolf though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823508
How? It would be helping a friend out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823518
Kancolles with dolljoints would have been great.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Vampires have a preference to blood type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823535
I wanna chug a ton of mana pots so my blood tastes extra delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>Anime Lala has a neck

The fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823535
>" AB- Masterrace. O+ Babbies GTFO. "
>" Enjoy not finding anyone to suck blood on, faggtron. "
>" B- > A+ "
>[Shitposting Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823546
Schrödinger's Neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823549
Everybody knows O a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823549
>Some veteran blood drinker enters the threads
>Goes on and on about the differences between each blood, from tastes to thickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823549
But I am AB-
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823549
Monster girls shitposting on the internet always sounds hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823556
>Tfw you don't know your blood type

[Anonymous No.]

>Lala voiced by Kakuma Ai
What a surprising turn of events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823565
Always hilariously mundane
>>13823566
You should try and learn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823567
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it, I wish I had the rich douchebag vampire comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823570
I'm terrified of needles. Probably the raisin why I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823577
Oh yes I am fucking terrified of needles also, still might wanna do it once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823587
Pass. I'll find out one day. Fuck needles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823525
>not wanting to see Tenryuu as a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823592
Well I hope that works out for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823597
It isn't important anyhow. They could look at my medical record and know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823595
Right?

Such is the way of bad taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823595
I don't know anon, she just seems better as a Werewolf.

But if that's what you want then alright.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find the palest elf and darkest elf, then hug both at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

Can you make a mindflayer ahegao if you think really lewd things while she reads your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823609
Her name means heavenly dragon though

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would shitpost the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823613
It'd be a reverse Oreo sandwhich.
>>13823616
Why do you always post Inklings in place of actual Mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823616
Just think REALLY lewd thoughts. She won't be able to handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823628
I want to protect that smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823625
Cyclops. They're the most fujo monmusu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823625
The shit ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>"You can't stay in this zone! The Monster Girls here are too high level for you! Y-You idiot!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823618
Ah fuck, well that ruins the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823616
>>13823628
If anything, she seems like the type who'd be into earplay. Try breathing or licking her own ears for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drive an Ice cream truck in MGC and not get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823440
>You thrust once more, shooting your essence like a cannon, straight into her womb, clouding every part of it in dusky white
>She quivers, using her flexibility to unhook her legs form your arms and wrapping them around your waist
>"Now, I too, am so full" you lay her down and she drifts off, satisfied
>Until she jerks awake by the panda girl pulling on her tail
>"No fair, we're not done, you made me spill mine" she climbs on the bed and zeroes in on the Hinezumi's dripping snatch, making obscene slurping noises as she sucks your cum out
>"So I'm taking yours" she grabs the Hinezumi's legs and puts the behind her head, mounting the flustered rat and stacking her pussies together
>"Thrust into whatever hole you like, fill us but till we're to bursting" she says looking over her shoulder, the same lust the rat showed earlier when she helped you assault her
>She looks to the astonished Hinezumi
>"This is payback for earlier, now, show me that stupid face you were making as he nailed you to the wall"
>She begins rubbing the her cute saucer ears, making the rat girl flinch, bumping her erect clit with her attacker's, sending them both into a moaning fit
>Sensing weakness, you jam your dick in
>In between their sticky, slimy pussies, and rub them both at the same time
>"NOT LIKE THIS!" yells the panda
>"PLEASE, I JUST CAME!" howls the rat
>They plead at you, but you're having none of it
>"You -spilled-my-pre-cious-gift-"smacking the panda's bottom with each syllable, "you-don't get-to com-plain!"
>You pull the panda so her back rests against you
>"And you, you let her take what was yours", you jam your colossus into her conch, "you need more training
>"Her again? MMMPPH!" you cut the off with a kiss, shoving your tongue down her throat as far as it will go as you gouge into the mouse
>You feel yourself ready to cum, and shove the bear girl onto her friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823642
>role reversal roleplay with a Mindflayer
Could you keep a straight face as she pretended to get mindflayed when you lick and nibble at her ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823650
Too bad, if monster girls want to rape you they will.

After all monster girls always win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823650
Watch out for Hellpup delinquents who blame the fact that they can't enjoy ice cream on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823654
that would be adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823656
Fine, I'll be a teacher that way it becomes a crime

>>13823659
Maybe she could ask her friend to hold the cone for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823639
But the loot here is so good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823653
This is scrumptious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823639
>Monoeye
>On an oni's body

My penis is confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823670
Bully her I dare you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823663
>implying raping teachers in MGC wouldn't be encouraged so little monster girls can practice for their future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823670
If a Monoeye has abnormally colored skin, and is 3 times your size, it's not safe to bully.

It's like how some people think Hippos or Bears aren't dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823675
Well they can rape the P.E. teacher, I'll be teaching Math, nothing sexual about math

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823673
I'd totally bully a buff Cyclops. I'd rub my rock-hard dick all over her abs and finish in her eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823639
Cyclops-chan is cute, Ultima is cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823682
Hopefully you'll have a class of one of the more well-behaved Monster Girl species.

Like Crow Tengus or Liches. Ones that are actually interested in learning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823682
At least until the March Hares hear about you wanting to "multiply" with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823691
Advance math classes would be full of them
>>13823692
If she can't multiply then how the fuck did she pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823675
>Practice
>Implying they wouldn't husbando their favorite teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823700
>Advance math classes
>class full of class rep type monmusus
It's not like I even need to teach them, I could just dry hump them and masturbate with their braids all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823704
>High school reunion many years later.
>Your students have all blossomed into attractive Monster Girls, tailpussies fully grown, bright, colorful plummage, sexy outfits.
>They all want to fuck you senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823710
But teachers should teach, not take advantage of their students
>>13823716
Oh fuck good thing math is boring so no way they would care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823716
>All of them claim to have a stake on you from when they "Practiced" on you years ago
>All of them complain to the others that "They should have made their intentions clear THEN, rather than waiting"
>All of them are of course hypocrites in claiming this
>Eventually they all look to you to settle their argument over you
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822360
Jibril is to angels what Yao and Dakini are to foxgirls.
I love her style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823735
This is gonna end in an orgy isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823740
Long tongues are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823748
Yes, a tender loving orgy with lots of kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823757
Why don't they have husbandos already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823653
>One shot into the mouse, you pull out and thrust into the black and white beauty in front of you, one shot for her
>You alternate between their holes, making sure each gets their fair share of cream, until they're close to spilling
>Using some curious silk you acquired on your journeys, you plug them up, making sure none of your precious white leaks out
>Finally, you collapse between them, bodies sprawled across each other, in a wave of heat, sweat

>You spend the following weeks making preparations for your journey back to the homeland
>Money, food, transport, all come at their own time, thanks to luck and your own efforts
>And maybe your Hinezumi wife's habit of clobbering looky loos who browse for three hours and don't buy anything
>No matter, you've got what you need
>You sail across the sea to your beloved land of Zipangu
>Once there with the help of some relatives, you open your own restaurant, selling dishes from The Continent, skillfully prepared by your wives
>Your very pregnant wives
>You monster
>But they enjoy doing it, smiling daily as the customers praise their food
>And nightly as you shower them with love


End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823735
I shrug and introduce my spider-wight waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823733
I'd teach them how depraved I am while rubbing the braids of a Lich, a Crow Tengu, an Anubis, a Dullahan and Living Doll on my dick at the same time. The time they have for the exam is how long it takes for me to cum.

Maybe I'd even let them take one-on-one exam duels where one only has so much time as the other needs to deepthroat me to three orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823766
They want you anon.

Only you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823773
man you'd fucked up by the other teachers

[Anonymous No.]

All monstergirls are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823779
That's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823443
>You will never kidnap an oomukade and wreck her asshole every night

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Guidance Councilor in a monstergirl school

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823767
Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823773
Now I'm just thinking about how I'd want to have an illicit relationship with my Anubis student, grasping her by her twin-braids as I forcefully irrumate her in my office after school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823794
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823578
Is that an eel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823796
Does...does she even have one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823804
I know you are but what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823794
Well then you should've put up more of a fight when they were younger. Instead you've been the focus of all their fantasies and desires for years ever since they had a taste of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823802
Would you prefer to cum balls deep in her aching throat or all over her nerdy glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823817
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823664
That was my logic too. Wrecking shit with low level character with high level gear feels so fucking good, as does the opposite. I'll never forget the first time I one shotted death with my bare hands in Vagrant Story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823682
>getting aroused by math
Asexual
>while doing the math teacher
HEROIC!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be lab partners with a Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823827
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823827
The obvious answer is one then the other.

And then back the opposite way.

Both in short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823787
Lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823834
Math is a perfect way to avoid rape

[Anonymous No.]

Is it so wrong that I want to go on adventures in a land of monster girls following the ways of the muscle wizard?
Righting wrongs with magically enhanced pugilism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823827
Glasses, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823822
>me
>being in anyone's fantasies
good one m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823835
She'll insist that you come to her house after school to continue studying and working on your latest project.
While you're there, herself and her two sisters will do some "Experiments" of their own on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823845
Why would that be wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823799
>"I just feel like I'm expected to be scary, you know? Because I'm a Manticore."
>"I mean I like it. When I grab some freshman up by his shirt, slam him against the wall and slowly drag my dripping tailpussy across his face while he whimpers. It's great!"
>"But that means I'm just like any other Manticore, how can I be different? Or am I just gonna be a professional rapist like my mom and her mom before her?..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823816
If she doesn't mamono mana will make her one, cause I'm gonna fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to love a Purecubus who wants marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823854
Do you have any hobbies outside of rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823854
>slowly drag my dripping tail pussy across his face

Disgusting.

Do you want to get stabbed in the heart? Cause that's how you get stabbed in the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823854
Why are manticunts so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823851
Uhhh I need an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823801
I just wanted to write about girls helping other girls get pregnant by stealing cum and spitting it into their friend's pussies, I have no idea what the fuck happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823876
Because they feel like they're expected to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823836
>>13823839
How depraved. I bet you'd give her detention on the day after swim class, bend her over her own desk, pull the still slightly moist fabric to the side and slip your dick inside her virgin anus. You'd grab both her arms, letting her slide back and forth on her secretly quite big breasts with every slow, teasing stroke, her braids swinging over the edge of the desk above the puddle of drool building up below her bespectacled ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823845
Nope. Unlike you though, I just want to slap monstergirls. The ones who deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823854
Have you tried NOT doing that for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823876
You are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823853
Don't know,
I just wish to face hinezumi initiates in their temple hidden by mist.
Throw down with a jinko who pounces upon me in a moonlit night.
Go head to head with an ogre amidst a rain storm.
Pile drive a dragon off a mountain to finish our climactic battle!
Hold my newborn daughteru while her sisters clamber to take a look at her and her mother rests from the birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823885
>anus
But anon, she poops from there.

Seriously, what's up wrong with you assfuckers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823885
My boner says yes. Very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823895
But not manticunt levels of shit.

>>13823883
Anon, I only expect them to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823878
Her onee-san is an adult.
So's her "Imouto" whether she admits it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823902
Butts are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823916
Maybe we shouldn't work on the project at home, study hall is always long enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823919
Yeah I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823892
>They say there is a man who stalks the night, a shadowy finger who can evade the senses of the keenest gazer or oldest vampire.
>A man who has entered the impenetrable Iron Keep and walked his way to the deepest cave in the shadow lands.
>His name is whispered by large mouse and dragon alike, even the lilim fear his coming.
>For once he sets his sights on a monster girl, the only thing they will hear from him is the sound of his hand across her cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823915
Manticores are love. You are shit. There.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823919
Yeah! You can hide all manner of stuf in them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823854
I WANT TO HEADPAT THE THUGDERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823932
But that's wrong, you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823929
Then you are a breast men, nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823952
No, I get the ass part. But putting my dick in there? I don't think so, Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help a shy manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823854
I want to hug my Thugdere Manticore classmate and tell her I love her.
How wrecked is my pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823931
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823958
But it's a hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823968
You put your thing in any dirty hole you find?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823902
>>13823904
You can't take her virginity from her eventual husbando, can you? If you deflower her, you'd have to marry her yourself. You wouldn't like that, would you, having her slowly impale herself on your seated dick with her arms wrapped around your neck? Instead of the animalistic way you'd violated her mouth and rectum, you'd have to take it slow and sensual, treating her like an equal. At the end she'd leglock you and pull your face in for a kiss.

That's not what a rapist like you really wants, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823960
>"A-anon! C-can I rape you?"
>No.
>"B-but why?"
>Because you can't rape the willing.
>Doki doki intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823882
Don't forget to pastebin this, you deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823979
I can't tell if you're being this way on purpose or not.
Do you not understand the concept of kinks at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823980
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my rape-boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823980
But that's exactly what I want, and what I was planning on leading up to all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823979
I'd put my dick in a girl's eye, ear or nostril if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823981
Manticores like it when you act scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823985
Dude, that hole is literally filled with shit.

Even the faggots know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823979
I try. And why dirty? There are ways to clean it and prepare it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a ghost my collection of old coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823997
dumbass or asshole, anon, which one are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823993
>implying you can't

Oh please, don't pretend you're bigger than you actually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824008
Not him, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824007
Neither, since you'd probably try to fuck me if I was either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824005
"H-H-Here t-these are m-m-my c-c-coins... D-do you l-like them?..."
>(Spooky Ghost noises)
"AH!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824008
What is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823993
>Ear
As an anal enthusiast, I just want to say that, personally, that is where I draw the line.

Ear-fucking is ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824020
I believe he questions the girth of your member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823995
>Give an unenthusiastic, obviously fake attitude of fear the whole time she's milking you.
>She buys it and its enough to get her off.
>Enough that she descides to skip the toying phase and goes right for the kill, dropping her panties and stammering how she's going to "e-eat up y-your m-meat w-with my other m-mouth!"

[Anonymous No.]

Really sorry about this, but Mogiggu are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824016
But I just wannna show her my coins nothing sexual, maybe I should have showed them to a lich instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824037
No, but if I was, what do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824028
I was just curious, I'm not that anon. Are we in /soc/ or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824037
What's a Mogiggu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824038
You should have.

Ghosts are incredibly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824048
A Level 3 spell used to summon Moogles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824016
>Ghost paizuri
I like this guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824027
I'd fold a kitsune's ear around my dick and use it to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824051
>This entire doujin
This evolved my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824051
I thought perhaps a ghost would know about them, maybe I could take her along and the two of us could visit a lich and talk coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824056
I'd prefer Ghost naizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824051
Blue board anon.

God damn that doujin was a 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824078
But it's censored!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824060
>Aural Sex

Have we used the way back machine to go all the way back to Jan/Feb today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824060
I'd prefer real earfucking with my lewd balls slapping the side of her skull and my dick deep inside her. Maybe with a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824087
/d/ pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824060
Yeah...I guess that's fine. If you help her keep her ears clean.

>>13824087
That is just ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823982
http://pastebin.com/eNjW42Y9

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824087
Go away bob.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to NOT sexualize the tap-dancers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824123
You can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824123
But she's got no feets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821759
I like Qwilfish. I wish it had better moves...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824123
Sorry, I can't resist that ghost butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824123
I want to adopt her and give her tap lessons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824051
>spitting on your food

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824123
I want to rape every cute ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

Ghosts are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822271
Man, I want to play with a werecat while she's in heat. It sounds fun.

>>13824123
But why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824099
Of course. Scrubbing and brushing and blow-drying fluffy girls is part of the fun.

>>13824087
I don't think that's healthy, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824151
How cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824123

But does Moses suppose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824042
I was just wondering what the hell happened. I'm gone for a few days and suddenly you just vanish. I wanted to know if you were okay, and I sorta wanted to find a way to contact you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824161
I don't normally agree with anatomy anon but fuck off with those proportions.

Or fat, if that's what you're going to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824162
Extremely cute and should be tenderly loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824168
>Having internet friends

The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824172
But they're scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824174
Having internet friends is one thing.

Attempting to chat with them over the anonymous image board that is 4chan, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824176
Only because you don't give them a chance behind the spook is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824123
As a great man once said I'LL CUM...WHEREVER I GOD DAMN PLEASE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824180
Look I'm dumb and a loser I got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824168
>tfw I lied about being that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824180
Guy, reexamine what you said. There was concern there. This is no place for human decency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821679

Not a "slime girl" per se, but I wouldn't have a thing for 'em if it weren't for Galatea.

For anyone not aware, http://oblimo.pbworks.com/w/page/5537656/IAT-Cover-Page

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824186
Anything that flies through walls while making spooky noises at night doesn't deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Baphomet Onee-san to dominate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824176

I ain't afraid of no ghost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823752
I'd a Dakini in a heartbeat even if her manga isn't that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824190
I'm never doing art for you guys again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824200
I'd prefer it if she scooted that fantastic behind a little further up, and smothered my face with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824199
But she only does that because she wants you to love he
>>13824203
Good ghost are only spooky not terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824200
>oneesan

Nice repost fag, you looking to join the league of breastfed holstaurus guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824207
You're not the guy who does the really nice, adorable sketches, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Intangibili-buddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824214
That's the line.

I hate cars

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824214
I'd let a ghost pass through me, no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824213
Maybe I guess, I do more lewd stuff. I was just joking around anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824170
I'd fuck a fat fox. She'd probably be the only one with low enough self-esteem to have sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824210
Yes. Maybe I am.

[Anonymous No.]

I only ask because I see so much MG related stuff there but...

who /k/ here?

[Anonymous No.]

If you gave a Manticore a stress ball a lot of her problems would disappear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824227
Are you ever going to stop being a sad fuck? Maybe you'd prefer /soc/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824232
Sometimes browse /k/. I'm not all that good with weapon terminology, but I'm learning. Favorite is PPsh-41. And you?

[Anonymous No.]

So, I'm a fan of this guy's sinister looking monstergirls and not so much his guro, but dis translation mang.
This is deviantart Original the Hedgeheg level.
>superhero
>ruler of a nation
>confers immortality
>trained with space marines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824235
I'd give her one covered in ghost chili sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824242
I don't even know what /soc/ is.
A quick look reveals it's some kind of board where everyone just posts dick pics. What's that have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824246
But does she know of real American Freedom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824246
Nope, not gonna read it, especially after super mega ultra strong guy. I can understand this shit if you're twelve but these are grown ass people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824248
That is rude why not give her a regular one so she can have something to use it would calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821705
i honestly think pandas are pretty shit at being a species, they don't fuck and they only eat one type of tree that takes forever to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824261
>that gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824244
I have only shot a few guns and I'm not really into them but I check up on it every once in a while the crazy stories and greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824259
Would she just put the stress ball in her tail and squeeze it like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824261
Overspecialization is a bitch. There used to be a huge hominid that only ate reeds, and promptly died out when the climate changed a bit and their food disappeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your waifu will never install a stripper pole in your bedroom to titillate and tease you with
On that note .less' practicing with comics is pretty neat.

>inb4 Monster Boy
Cute angel girl playing around with pole dancing, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
>That suit
Bloody wanker doesn't know how to tie a tie to save his life. Come on .Less, it's not rocket science
>That underboob
>That V line
But I forgive it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
>don't mind the monsterboys guys!

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824261
At least it makes the chinese spend money in useless shit that would instead be used to take over the world faster than they already are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824270
Well then get her two stressballs one for her tail the other for her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824284
>big meaty stress ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
Wrong thread, get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
>You will never have a lamia waifu who put in a stripper pole in our/her house
>You will never laugh at her so hard for it
>She will never shut you up by giving you her best dance, grinding her hips against yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824287
But a meat stress ball wouldn't work; however a larger size might be needed for the tail one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824294
Would you let a Manticore use your nads as a stress ball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824303
Why would you ask something stupid like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824303
No because stressballs are for squeezing hard, my ball are not for that purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824303
>Letting a manticore squeeze your balls
>Letting anything squeeze your balls
You some kind of masochist, son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
How do spiders use a stripper pole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824312
Far too easily.

It's not terribly impressive when they can just prance around the walls while holding onto the pole. So instead, they fill a room with webs and perform elegant and seductive displays showing their flexible and acrobatic ability to dance all around them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824303
Would you insert both testicles into an Oni's anus? She's gonna squeeze them off with her ultrastrong sphincter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
What is he anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824303
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep with a spider in a Hammock

[Anonymous No.]

>only 5 pages on this board
>this is the very last thread on the 5th page

We made the cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824328
~Special snowflake~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824328
NO! BAD ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824328
Eh, some kind of demon, incubus or some such. How Monster-y he is tends to vary. Lowest, usually to fit into MGE-type stuff, he just has black schlera and pointed ears. Other stuff has gone as far as to give him big-ol' Hellboy horns and multiple arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824328
Demon, for the whole angel/demon forbidden love angle.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a haughty vampire while watching a sappy movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824334
What is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

New profile soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824312
Forget a pole, just let them use their silk as a trapeze. They'll give you the most erotic Crique de Soleil routine ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824356
Someone spammed the board like 6 hours ago and all the spam got deleted

That's pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824354
I want to tell a vampire her fashion sense is shit and she should stay in her dusty forgotten castle where she can't offend the eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824365
I want to rub my hands all over her legs and body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824364
But anon, we already have the best profile, why do we need more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824365
>tongue sticking out

Getting real tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824368
That is mean m8 why you gotta be so rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824377
>horse pussy
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824364
Why do you tell lies anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824377
Wrong horse, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824377
>horse pussy
>best

Best at stinking up your house and getting people to rightfully run you out of town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824377
>>13824385
You're both entirely wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824379
Vampires are cunts anyway, they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824383
>>13824385
>>13824388
>>13824390
Except that's wrong anons. Blatantly wrong.

If wrongness was rightness, you'd all be the rightest people here. Wait that metaphor was terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824395
But vampires are loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824390
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824401
Begone, horse fucker, and take your friends with you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to offer my neck to a vampire who needs blood badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824401
>look down on humans
>treat them like servants and food
>will only treat them right once they incubise

The fuck out of here with your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824402
I strongly disagree, Dhampir's are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824408
Fuck, meant for >>13824402

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824412
How about we agree that both are love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824420
Fuck you, dildo through the heart for vampire scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824420
Alright then.

Dhampir's are still better than shitty vampires though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824408
>incubise

Anyone else pretend that none of the incubus shit doesn't exist because it's dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824435
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824431
Oh well that sounds painful
>>13824432
Well you can have you opinion I can't sway you from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824435
I accept it, comes with loving monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

these lights are too bright
this outfit is stupid
the crowd's too loud
i wish i was back in my lab

[Anonymous No.]

I have Arachnophobia, would that cause spiders to bully me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824435
Don't think of it often but I don't deny it exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824457
Yes, they'd probably rub one of their creepy spider legs against your face while you were distracted along with other horrible things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824457

Yes. Very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824455
She looks amazing, Would watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824457
Yes, spiders are sadistic, you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824455
What sort of silly hijinks did that lich got into to end up as an idol, when she has science to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824455
>Lich in a pretty red dress
...lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824464
Oh that doesn't sounds too bad the leg is pretty big so it isn't sneaky
>>13824465
Oh if I asked kindly would she stop
>>13824468
Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824435
I leave it more nebulous, like the people who live there think Alps are a myth.

>They say a man who marries a demon as powerful as the empress would no longer be completely human.
>It's the eyes I tell you. They're downright unnatural.
>Hogwash! Any charlatan could perform that simple cantrip. The tanuki down the street sells glamours for two silver that look more real.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Cambodia and sire hundreds of children so that no spidergirl will even think to ever come near me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yt89yN4YZs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824378
It's very lewd, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824476
Stop posting anon, you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824474
>Oh if I asked kindly would she stop

Unlikely. Unless she wasn't as sadistic as per usual.

And even then she'd tease you about it from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824482
All I'm feeling is the urge to uppercut her, with unfortunate results for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824485
Well maybe she could help me get over my phobia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824488
Wow, edgy! A normal person would like to kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a Tanuki my old coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824483
You didn't even understand all the words, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824491
I don't pretend I'm normal, and neither should you if you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl cuckquean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821679
Nice, feels good to get a raw monstergirl after so much pussyfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824507
Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824491
A normal person wouldn't be interested in underaged 2D squid-kids, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824507
Dullahan's body with her head to the side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824507
Beelzebub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824507
Do you like being yelled at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821679
>effluvial
>literal shit-flavored slime

Nope. Nope. And DOUBLE NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824517
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824513
Yes they would. Underage 2D squid kids are the most sexually desirable thing there is. In fact I'm gonna fap to them again in a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824522
What about a soda flavored Slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824528
Silly anon. Soda is carbonation, not a flavor. I would a sweet sticky fizzy slime all day and all night though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824491
I'm not normal but I'd want to shove my dick down her throat if she gave me a face like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what it would be like to caress Mindflayer tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824545
Clammy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824528
A&W flavored slime with pizzametz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824545
Would you caress them with your mouth, slowly peeling away the protective layer to reach the sensitive tendrils inside, and then suckle on the delicate parts that are only supposed to go inside a brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824547
Sounds like a little bit of holding will fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824545
Heretical.

>>13824542
I bet all the liches want to date you.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody got any good link for futamonstergirl on male stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824556
/d/ I will serve you your waifu, deep fried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824542
I think a pop slime would be amazing, would be great if she could change flavor on will

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824560

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824560
You call this bait? I'm offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824563
Don't bite, though, she'll yelp and squirm if you do, and might even cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824574
Who in their right mind would want to hurt a cute mindflayer? Gotta be gentle with the ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824579
He might not realize how sensitive the tendrils are and think it's like nibbling her ear or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824579
>Who in their right mind would want to hurt a mindflayer

EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS EARTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824579
>Who in their right mind would want to hurt a cute mindflayer?
People that hate them aren't in their right mind though. They make up all these stories in their insanity and can't be helped anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824582
Well she would warn him and during the act get him to stop
>>13824586
No only you mr.Insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824579
>Who in their right mind would want to hurt a cute mindflayer
I volunteer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824588
We don't have to take this from brainwashed tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824590
Pretending to be retarded only works if people are willfully stupid, and you need two for the illusion to take hold. It doesn't work on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824586
I'm sure if you just let a cute Mindflayer squid kid love you she make you come around to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824599
And I'm sure if I jabbed my thumb into my eye It would hurt like hell, doesn't mean I have to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824598
Why are you rambling on like a crazy person?

[Anonymous No.]

We should be getting a new girl really soon. brace the hatches and batten yourself down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824590
I wonder if mindflayers like to get their tendrils gently sucked on a bit before putting them in the brain. It could be like foreplay. I'd like to try giving one head while her soft thighs wrap around my head that's filled with her loving tendrils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824608
Stop lying anon, it's not nice to those who don't know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824608
'Dont you have anything better to do than lie on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824609
That would be amazing, maybe while she is in your head she has you play with her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can't like Mindflayers without "He's BRAINWASHED!"
>tfw cant like Mindflayers because "MUH NTR!"
I mean, I know I like a bit of everything, but I don't think she's THAT bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824087
>Wight
Lich is one of the few waifus that would encourage this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824610
>>13824613
We're getting a new girl today or I'm the community alp fucktoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824608
>being a faggot
Just an average day for you, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824615
>tfw some idiots actually like her
Good goy.

[Anonymous No.]

Monoeye came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the monstergirl next door
Picture this we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eye off me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824617
I'll take your word for it
But if you're wrong, you know what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824617
Bet you'd like that faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824617
The closest evidence is that KC made a tweet mentioning an update and his site almost a day ago. He may be coming towards an update, but I still think he'd do his usual "Powering up" tweet if it was out-right imminent.

Have fun being stuck in a pillory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824614
>play with her ears
>She moans and a shock runs through your brain every time you nibble at her lobe
>When she cums, her tendrils make you cum simultaneously
>You hug her head tight as you spasm and cum all over her lower back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824632
what if they were fucking during that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824622
>Good goy
It's not like I'm saying I like cait sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824615
There's some very cute Mindflayer stories out tho'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824636
No one says that luckily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824637
Exactly.
I can still like those at least, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824634
I guess the same but it'd go inside her. I think it's hotter when it's just the mindflaying making him cum instead of normal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824615

She's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824637
Yeah I remember the one where a Mindlfayer destroys a happy marriage, how sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824636
No, you're saying you love a chaotic evil, amoral, assuming direct control control MG with no care of the lives she wrecks with her mind fuckery. That's what you like.

>but KC sai

FUCK KC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824641
I understand your opinion and I respect it, still if she is sitting in his lap and possible sex it is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824617
Hope you enjoy being an alp ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824652
>sitting in his lap
Hotdogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824579
I'm a guy who dislikes mindflayers but I wouldn't want to hurt an innocent person.
Although if one messed with some guys memories to change him into a different person like he was a cheap toy robot I would hurt one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824640
You can and you should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824655
Alright you won I can't argue that because that is pretty much the best in this situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824615
What if I don't like her because I don't want to be a squid-fucktoy?
Not even including the memory-wipe stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824650
I mean, I may not hate her, but at least I'm not spamming
>How much I'd love to see her brainwash other girls into cheating on their husbands with me, etc.
I have a neutral opinion of them like >>13824656.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824658
I bet she'd discreetly make him feel her modest breasts as larger than they really are while he runs his hands all over her slender body from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824666
Didn't it say something about how it's a voluntary change?
Like any guy could easy transform into one at will and back, so as to not necessarily have to live their life as a squid for all eternity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824672
>You're a cumpump now
>You're an anon now
>You're a cumpump now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824670
Like she would have to make them seem larger, still she probably would do it anyways and then after it some more mutual ear fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824674
Okay, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824677
>This time she nibbles on your ear with her sharp fang while you suck on her tendrils
Damn, Mindflayers are just too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824684
Does she whisper into your ear loving encouragement while swapping ears every so often and let your hands roam over her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824688
I think she'd be too busy gasping and moaning from the action she's getting. She'd probably give your mouth tiny electric shocks when she comes, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824699
I guess it would be moaning into your ear if it is like that and the little shocks would be stimulating maybe if you pull her into a half kiss during it so the tentacle is to the side of your mouth then she could also have the shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824669
My opinion of them is not neutral. It is negative. I would go for almost any other MG.
This is INCLUDING Matango because at least with a matango I because a mindless mushroom zombie instead a a brainwashed one.
I suppose it is the fact that matangos are passive in their awfullness where as Mindflayers are sadistically active. I mean even if she said to me that she would never mess with my brain can I really trust her not to? Ever? What if she already has?
Even for small stuff, such as maybe one day we get into an argument about where to eat, she could just erase that entire thing and go with my choice in the end, but it's still important to my psychological well being that I know we had that fight. I mean, could you honestly say that realistically no one would do that? Perhaps she would entirely change everything about me, but even small stuff adds up. A little disagreement gone from here, a little not quite understanding gone from there, and the entire relationship is built upon false ideals.
So that's why I don't like Mindflayers. Too many trust issues for someone with that kind of power. Even mother fucking Professor X couldn't resist the temptation of such powers.
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824674
I believe it, with how much people here claim to jerk off.

MFW I'm one of them, 16 times in one day

NO LUBE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824716
This pretty much covers it, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824716
Why do you find it hard to trust her, would you pop in ear buds everything you saw a Mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824716
I imagine there would be many people out there who wouldn't mind blissful falsehood over a more realistic relationship.

Personally, it's not my cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824716
>Perhaps she would entirely change everything about me
I meant wouldn't*
Too sleepy for this philosophical stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824716
I think I can see what you mean.
But dammit, at best, I can only dislike her.
I can't hate her on the principle that she looks cute.
Though, yes. Like you said, a little here there everywhere can be a dealbreaker.

Still don't like Cait siths, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824726
>That story where a Mindflayer turns a random guy into her childhood friend one step at a time
He'd better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823885
>>13823980
Fuck it. I've been inspired.

Time to try and write some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824735
Maybe they act like that because no one wants to give them a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer shows up on your doorstep one day asking if you like monstergirls.
>You try to explain that you're married but she just smiles while a tentacle pumps into your mind .
>It's unnerving at first, but you can't remember why. The cold slimy feeling leaves you aroused after a minute.
>You suddenly remember that your mindflayer niece was coming to stay with you.
>Immediately apologize while helping her carry her things into your spare room.
>Suddenly assaulted once more by the cold sensation.
>Actually, you can take the spare room. Since she's a guest it's only natural that she sleep in the master bedroom.
>Your mindflayer niece is one of the kindest girls you've ever met. Maybe even more so than your wife
>She helps around the house with all sorts of chores, you can't remember which, but you're sure of it.
>One night you're making sweet passionate love to your wife when the door suddenly breaks
>You scream a profanity before two tentacles dart forward. One inserts itself in your ear while the other hangs from your wife's head
>That strange squishiness returns just like the day your niece arrived.
>You're lovelessly fucking your FWB roommate. You don't really like her as much as you do your niece, but she pays rents.
>Mentally you make a note to fix that door that's been broken for a while.
>Your roommate announces that she'll be moving out next month, you mutter "Good riddance." while looking at your lovely niece.
>The night after your roommate moved out you're masturbating to the thought of your niece. It feels wrong but she's so fucking hot.
>That's when she barges in tentacles at the ready.
>You try to hide your erection and explain yourself, but that cold feeling in your ear makes it hard to think
>Luckily she explains to you that there's nothing wrong with masturbating to her
>After all, you've been married for years
>It's only wrong that you didn't directly ask her for help relieving your needs.
>It's so silly now that you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824745
Oh great this pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824716
I can at least appreciate that you were willing to explain how she's so bad without simply resorting to >>13824745.
Oh wow, look, I was hoping to get an example like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>A shadow extends itself on your bed. Your wife wakes first and lets out a bloodcurling scream
>In an instant you awaken to see the mass of squirming tentacles. An instant after that instant four tentacles shoot forward at incredible speeds
>One for each ear, they painfully intrude in your mind but the pain quickly disappears and is replaced by a cold ringing sensation
>You look over at your wife, her ears are likewise filled with tentacles but you're not sure if that's normal or not... What were you doing again?
>"Daddy?" You turn your head back to the foot of your bed. Your mindflayer daughteru smiles as she climbs up the sheets.
>"What's wrong princess? Do you want to sleep with daddy?" She nods while her tentacles lovingly wrap around you.
>It was strange how she nearly rivalled you in height despite being only seven years old, they grow up so quickly.
>"Lets go out together just the three of us, alright? You, me, and mommy."
>You had expected at least a smile, but instead she glares at you before shifting her eyes to your wife.
>"We'll see." She replies before nuzzling her face into your chest. It's weird how adult she sounded right then.
>As you nod off to sleep that strange ringing returns, somehow it drives you to sleep even faster.
>The next morning you wake as if it were the first time you've ever really slept. Your mind feels light, if it makes sense.
>Your mindflayer wife is sleeping soundly beside you, but there's a third participant in your bed
>For some reason the maid has forced her way into your bed and is wearing your wife's clothes.
>when you wake her up she stares at you in a great daze before throwing herself down at your feet and begging for forgiveness.
>It's only at your wife's behest that she keeps her job after you scream at her for most of the morning.
>You couldn't even remember hiring her, much less ever liking her skills or personality.
>You would have fired her ages ago if not for your wife's kindness, damned monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to irrumate shadow Yuuko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824726
>Why do you find it hard to trust her
Because how can I? How do you even know what is real anymore with a mindflayer?
You literally could not tell if she messed with any or all of your memories. What if that first date didn't actually go as well as you thought? What if there was no first date at all? What if this person you thought you knew, loved maybe even spent years of your life with, actually never met you until a week ago? It would be like the Matrix mixed with Inception.
I think about these things in my off time already. Before mindflayers were even MGs. I already know where I stand on messing with peoples perception of their lives. If I honestly ever got mindcontrolling powers I would try to get rid of them as fast as possible for everyone's well being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824745
>>13824753
I can understand the people wanting to kill off every single one of them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824758
But why only Mindflayers? I'm sure if other MGs wanted to they could try and trick men

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea how you guys can like Mindflayers. Enjoy forgoing your perception of reality and constantly wondering if you had some previous lover before hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824757
?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon got tired of shitposting about Alps, so he saw an opportunity to shitpost about Mindflayers.
I get it, they're pretty bad, but come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824742

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824776
No, how about you come on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824776
Don't forget Mindflayers can rewrite a person's mind and make someone Alp. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824782
And? It isn't like they can just do a massive mind fuck to multiple people at one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824776
Just ignore it. I don't see why it's so hard for some to just disregard the faggots. People resorting to the same old tactics have already proven themselves to be worth nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824749
But that is exactly the type of thing I meant in that post anon. The fake memories and lack of any concrete trust. It could all just be manufactured trust. Manufactured feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824786
What monstergirl would choose to turn a man into a not-man, over fucking him for spirit energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824796
Damn senpai, how can I be as cool and collected as you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824801
Petty jealousy. Her husband told her to do it. She has a fetish for turning men into Alps then fucking her husband. Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824805
I don't know, man. I guess you gotta just work hard and eat your vegetables. Especially that last bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824788
>And?
And? This is my entire point. How can I truly one hundred percent say that I love her if I don't know that I really have?
They don't have to mind fuck a massive amount of people. Just one. That is already one too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824812
>eat your vegetables

What? Fuck that, I'd rather have nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824814
A relationship is built on trust and if you can't trust a Mindflayer then why would you be with one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824819
Because she made you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824815
Well, I guess you'll never be able to disregard and ignore people trying to start shit then. Too bad, you could have had that power for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never Dragon Kick a Lilim into the Milky Way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824821
Well if you feel you are unable to ever trust a mindflayer then why not stick something in your ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824801
A monster that senses you're on the road to Alping
A monster that seeks revenge
A monster consumed by jealousy
A monster that already has a husband
A monster that feels she can find someone better than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824455
Poor thing. What made her to attend if she's so out of this? I'd hit the hell on her.

Nicely done anyway, you've got a catchy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824767
Because it is an internal thing that messes with the mind directly. When tricking a person there is still some kind of chance at failure, or at the very least resistance whether it be futile or not.
The entire reason I don't like them is because both choice and trust is drawn into question. I can't even be certain that what I choose isn't just her choosing for me, even if she isn't physically around me anymore.
What if I never liked spicy food?
What if I hated shooter games?
What if I like running better than swimming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824826
>Don't act like you don't like the Cunt Buster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824455
I want the backstory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824827
Couldn't she just take it out easily? I mean she is a monster. It's not like you can stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824435
Kenkou didn't cross the line on that one for me, so I don't bother to cut it out, just think of it as kept at bay. Certainly no physical changes or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824834
>What if I hated shooter games?
>nerdy Mindflayer turning musclemen into nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824835
>My arm!
>My arm!
>My arm!
>My arm!
>My arm!
>Summing up the power of the God Hand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824842
I actually do dislike pure shooter games though.
That being said, if she was innocent of mindfuckery, I'd leave any mindflayer be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824435
No worse than the rest of the setting. Just change it up a bit so it isn't as boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824847
How would you know if she was? She could just erase the evidence from your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824847
What if she had a pure intention but mindfucking someone had unintended consequences?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the producer for an all-lamia idol group made up of a childhood-bullied Shirohebi, a seemingly gyaru Medusa, a cool-ass kuudere Apophis, a gruff, thuggish Wurm, and a touchy-feely Echidna who proclaims herself as the big sister
>You will never be like a big brother to them, keeping them from fighting when they get too frustrated, or consoling them when they're feeling sad or defeated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824853
my intentions were good I wish I could
Become a magician to abracadabra all the sadder
Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824877
Can I be the little brother boy toy of the Echidna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824883
I mean, if you want.
She did say she'll take good are of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824877
I want to be the producer for a spooky all undead idol group

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824889
>They will never be called "Dead Beats."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824895
I think a Lich would be the lead maybe in a nice red dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824899
Nah, I think the headliner for the group with be a Wight.

The Lich would be the most popular girl in the group regardless though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a Wurm my room and tell her what everything in it is for!

>"What's this book for?"
>"It's for reading."
>"What's this Nintendo for?"
>"It's for playing."
>"What's this TV for?"
>"It's for watching."
>"What's this bed for?"
>"It's for sleeping."
>"What's this rifle for?"
>"It's for niggers."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824902
>Spoiler
Goddamn /pol/a/k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824901
Ohh a wight I hadn't even considered her for the front, perfect. Skeleton on a Keytar or possibly her ribs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824902
>spoiler
But anon, they dindu nuffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824902
What, you're fixing it up for them and they'll come get it later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824914
Yeah, it's the nice thing to do. I'll even let Wurm watch me polish it, so she can learn how to fix and clean guns up and help people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824901
>The Wight is the head of the idol group, tries not to let her inner snob out when she has to give the girls their tasks and organize them as a group
>Ghoul never listens, and is content to eat, play and sleep as much as she possibly can
>Lich always has some very sarcastic, yet always cutting words for her, often resulting in the two of them fighting
>Doppel often tries to break up these fights in order to keep the girls from breaking up
>She mostly keeps to herself, but likes the boyish Pharaoh girl, because she lets her play with her pet snake a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824926
How about skeleton and the zombie back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824929
>Skeleton
Mummy.
Mummies are largely better than Skeletons.
But I do see what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Back on page 5 again. Are they losing their shit over something today or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824934
Gotta have somebody for they Xylophone parts and a nice group of Zombies for any groaning needed

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub tanuki tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824942
Ah, you make a deal I can't refuse.
Fine. Skeleton, Zombie, and Mummy, all of them as junior idols to the undead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824945
Good boyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824946
Perfect back up singers/dancers. Obviously they would have to do a cover of Thriller

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824945
Tanukis can take you to places you've only seen in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824945
I want to frustrate a teenage tanuki that can't seem to figure out how to blackmail me properly.
And rub tanuki tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824947
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish or giving a Tanuki money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824945
Are there any good tanuki stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824902
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824962
Myself and the Wurm, I thought that was obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824965
Why does the Wurm have a rifle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824961
Not many that don't involve them being money-hungry or otherwise manipulative.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to talk with a skeleton without using any puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824952
I still want a Tanuki adventuring assistant, who handles things like funds, lodging, and quests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824978
But Skellies need a good ribbing sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824902
What's this cage for, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824982
You gun git embezzled. She's gonna use the money to buy a pair of big wedding rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824983
Fine but only if she gives me a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824991
>"Alright, here we are at the town of Brightwood! I'll see about getting us an Inn room!"
>...
>"U-Uh, the only room available has just the one bed..."
"Oh."
>"Y-Yeah, I guess there's only one thing to do? Huh?~"
"Yep... I CALL DIBS!"
>"What?"
>Anon jumps on the bed and spreads out.
"You snooze you lose, looks like you're sleeping in the chair."
>(Angry Raccoon muttering noises)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824982
>You will never run a traveling merchant business with your Dandere tanuki waifu, conveniently showing up to sell your wares to the new band of heroes who have sworn to defeat the evil warlock
>Even that one time when the heroes got swallowed by a large monster and had to fight their way out of its stomach, you somehow manage to cross paths and help them along the way
>You will never somehow sneak into the final boss's creepy lair with your Tanuki waifu, ready to sell some good weapons and armor to the heroes one last time at the final no-saving-hereafter door
>You will never whine about how creepy it is there and how you want to head back home and have a nice dinner with her instead
>She will never tell you in her same, uncaring tone to stop being a pussy, as it's the last time you will need to offer your services
>That if the heroes succeed, she will be more than happy to marry you in the new era where you no longer have to fear the evil warlock's influence on all of the nations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825013
she just needs to cuddle
>>13825015
2cute

[Anonymous No.]

Attack it's weakpoint for massive damage Anon!

Chain heavy attacks to break it's guard!

Your health is low! Do you have any potions or food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825027
can she feed me a potion from her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825033
If you run your fingers through her bushy tail while she tries her best to not notice and keep giving you advice, your health gets restored.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I lick an Anubis' poop hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825021
>The stomach dungeon has a side mission involving the traveling merchants
>The Tanuki has found a safe place to rest inside of the giant beast's stomach, but has since lost sight of her lover
>The heroes have to find them and reunite the two in order to get good equipment in the future
>The merchant man will temporarily join your party until you reunite him with the Tanuki
>If he dies, she will mention at the final door that she plans on revisiting the insides of the beast that swallowed you and your party
>Asserting that she is sure that he's still in there somewhere
>She just knows he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825048
I mean, if you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825048
You have to ask HER that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825052
But I'd rather ask you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825049
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825056
Git gud, man.
You need that extra equipment, so don't let him die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825048
It is your duty as a slave, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825060
The thought of the Tanuki merchant and her slick con artist husband being separated forever makes me sad though.

They will never age together, loving each other even when her bushy tail starts to become grey and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

The Chunni Lifestyle is the only lifestyle

Roleplaying as heroes and villains, explorers or criminals, royalty and their assistant, why wouldn't you be chunni with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Chapter 35 of MonMusu is out if anybody wants to read it.
This chapter: the beach episode, a new subspecies of mermaid (eel mermaids!), and foreshadowing at a rather nasty Scylla who's going to be showing up in later chapters.

Also Rachnee looking goddamn great in a bathing suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825103
Rachnee was perfect in the new chapter, I love how happy she was to fish for darling.

Also, that bikini doesn't make any sense. Isn't her spider abdomen attached to her ass, basically? To my understanding, there would be nowhere for the bikini bottom to go under.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825114
Well shit, now I can't unsee that.
Maybe it's adhesive and sticks to her naughty bits like Miia's panties? I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825103
>Those Eel GIrls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825114
>>13825117
My guess is that the two outer straps just hold on to the legs while the two inner ones either just goes around her waist, or they are connected to a strap that goes along her back, making it a one-piece swimsuit that looks like a bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825136
Pics of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825136
Eel mermaids a cute!
Seriously though, as somebody who kind of geeks out over biology of fictional creatures, I'm loving all the monster subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825141

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825103
Spider is love, spider is life. Desire to breed with intensifies. Must create a legion of spider babies.
captcha is telling me to identify cacti, what villainy is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825147
>Aal lotion massage
Aal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825147
>Delicious Brown Eel Girls
YES

YES

YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825151
>inb4 Aal-ahu Akbar joke or however you spell it
Probably just a typo.
>>13825156
Unfortunately they don't show up much, and they don't even get named. But they do give a massage so good that Miia and Cerea pretty much cream themselves over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825147
Okay, now I'm interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825158
>Aal-ahu Akbar
I'd love to akbar some Aal-ahu if they're anything like those eels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825147
Could that eel girl show me how to tie my shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Your daughteru has decided to become a necromancer after hearing this song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3fKGAAY6RE

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825165
Encourage her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825165
I tell her that if she keeps listening to and reading Lovecraft-related things, she's going to end up like that creepy old Mindflayer down the street!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825171
An old creepy mindflayer who liked Lovecraft would probably be the only mindflayer I'd date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825171
You mean old lady Henderson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825173
Yeah, her! She's lonely and all she has to snuggle is a Shub-Niggurath daki! Do you want to end up like her, daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825186
It's not her fault those hooligans kidnapped her adoptive Gnome daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825186
I'd be her daki for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825190
But Anon, you'd have to serve snacks to her Cthulhu Mythos Book Club every friday night! Do you really want to be the only attractive young human guy in a room full of christmas cake Mindflayers? That could be dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825173
I heard old lady Henderson is into garden gnomes, this any true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825165
Tell her that she would make me proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825197
Oh yes, dreadfully dangerous. Watch out for paper cuts at the book club! Ufufufu~
>>13825199
She used to have an entire family of adopted Gnome daughters who played in her garden, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825197
But that's my plan! I want to be the book club's young little boy toy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825204
Yeah I heard about that, heard they all got abducted.

Poor lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825205
But anon, that many horny old mindflayers poking around in your mind and fucking you telepathically could be dangerous for your stability!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825207
Shouldn't you try helping her instead of just using her to scare your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825212
I guess, I don't really have anything better to do.

Adventure ho and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825210
I don't mind, I'll receive all the tentacles from the old ladies! I want to be their personal stress relief! They can fill my brain up and leave me a shivering mess for all I care, I just want to pleasure them however I can! I'm an old creepy mindflayer slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825216
People like you are dime in a dozen in the asylum in Arkham.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825210
>>13825205

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825216
>your christmas cake mindflayer waifu snuggling you and reading you The Dunwich Horror after she gets home from work
>your waifu kicking your ass when you play Arkham Horror together
>your waifu getting drunk and watching Herbert West: Reanimator with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825222
What a lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825222
Hate to be that guy, but source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825226
Normally he would be, if they didn't mindbreak him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825222
Don't drink the Kool Aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825231
>mindbreak
What a lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825233
Mindbreak is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825235
I'm not going to argue with you over this, we're having a good time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825238
You know what would be a good time?
More P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Christmas cake arachne to take a liking to me, tie me up, and seduce me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825247
Seduce you after tying you up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825248
Or vice versa, either way works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825220
Arkham MGC is a scary place.

Especially that ward with the hardcore psychotics housing most of Super Wurm's nemesis's.

Luckily I don't have to worry about any of that since I live with the best girl a guy could want down by the Marina!

Though she does have a tendency to disappear some nights, something about having to work nights or meeting her Wurm friend for drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825252
>there will never be a game called Arkham Monster Girl City, parodying Lovecraftian horrors, Batman games, and Monster Girls
Boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825255
>you will never fight a Yuki-Onna version of Mr. Freeze in a super cool stealth boss battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825258
>tfw no Nekomata Catwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825255
>>13825258
>>13825261
>Joker MG

I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825261
>The Sphinx Riddler with her hostages and countless challenges throughout the city taunting your meagre, Wurm-like intellect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825263
Would that mean Harley was an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825263
>Solomon Grundy MG
EVEN WORSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825268
Quite possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825263
I'd rather a Harley Quinn monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825269
Sally-Anne Grundy, born on a Monday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825263
>>13825269
>The Penguin will never show you her French Flipper -trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825275
What species of monster would Hugo Strange be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825279
Mindflayer, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825272
>Come on, don't you wanna rev up your Harley? Vroom, vroom!
That confused me as a kid. I love it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825275
Alraune Poison Ivy will never kidnap you to make more of her babies so she can rule over Gotham.

[Anonymous No.]

Chimaeras need more love.

And new species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825281
But his training was as a psychologist! He's supposed to study and heal minds, not destroy them!
Although in the interview tapes they did reveal that his mind control experiments created the lunatic patients from the first game, so you might have something going there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825287
But what is Protocol Ten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825290
Sending in a brigade of armored dragons with high-caliber machine guns to destroy Arkham MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825291
Oh god Arkham MGC would be legitimately the worst thing in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825291
Super Wurm must be informed of this at once! Or at least as soon as she stops listening to Victoria, the overly talkative serial rapist Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825295
So does this mean Victoria is the Arkham MGC version of Calendar Man, and when you visit her cell on certain dates, she tells stories of the men she raped on those days and how she did it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825295
>Super Wurm
>In Arkham

Anon I think you got your cities mixed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823126
>>13823123
>new profiles might cease to appear for a couple of years.
Hooray?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825299
We can just make our own profiles. With blackjack, and hookers.

In fact, forget the profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825286
>tfw you will never see another type of Chimera
KC pls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821727
Fuck that, I don't want no aids

[Anonymous No.]

Which species (in your opinion) is most seductive species of monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825302
Maybe we should switch to Praxia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825309
Depends.

Do you mean my own preferences or in general?

I think Living Doll is amazingly underrated and is probably canonically one of the most seductive of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825318
Like if your MG friend started trying to seduce you, which species do you think would be best at it?

Probably Arachne or Kraken for me. Or possibly Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825320
Totally this then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825309
Subjectively? Honestly, Yeti or Lich. If either of them turned it on I just couldn't take it. Especially the Lich, either breaking her normally detached expressions to be lewd, or saying all that stuff with the same emotionless expression and tone as always, but getting closer with each word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825309
Well, Lilim and the Demon Lord all have Auto-Charm.

So they win by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825334
So do Living Dolls, tbh.

[Anonymous No.]

It's your waifu's birthday, and she has a major sweet tooth. She's already said that she wants you to surprise her with her birthday cake/pie/pastry/dessert of other sort. What do you make her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825330
>yeti rubbing your back with her big, meaty paws and wrapping her scarf around you
>she noticed your boner
>she giggles happily and hugs tighter, nuzzling her face into your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825356
Cupcakes. Everybody loves cupcakes.

>>13825371
And that's why I put them on there too. They are just too sweet to ignore. It's too much, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825228
http://exhentai.org/g/790144/da67b38ff1/
You can look it up in ex by searching for english doujins with scyllas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825371
Yeti's are powerful creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825309
Succubutts and devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home from work
>Hear your old Zeppelin vinyls being played
>Your Echidna waifu has dug them out and is playing them while making dinner
>Your Echidna, Dark Priest and Dhampir daughters are swaying along to the music while doing their homework

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825424
>Dhampir daughters
Wouldn't a Echidna give birth to full vampire daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

How much of reparations should humanity rightfully demand of monstergirls for centuries of waging wars and invasions, mass slaughtering, kidnapping, raping, forceful impregnation, endless plunder and vandalism of human civilization and the destruction of cultural heritage committed by them under their previous forms?

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - G. Santayana.

"Remember the Six Million" - everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825472
Wrong board, Australia. You're looking for /int/ and /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825472
The monsters were fighting in self defense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825245

Sorry I'm late, just woke up
May try a new chapter today or tomorrow.
Probably tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824341
MGE incubi don't have any of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825472
I should get a nice monmusu wife, that ought to make us square.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823854
I feel like trying to dte a anticore would be like holding a toddler's hand
>"W-what do you mean y-you want to stay over and snuggle? Are't you moving a bit too fast? Why don't I just quickly rape you instead? You know.. take it slow."
>"Because that's not how dating works, hun."

[Anonymous No.]

How would deal with your waifu that's more than ready to kick you ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825537
Blue board retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825537
that's some hot mouse, but >>13825538
is right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824051
What was the name of this again?

[Anonymous No.]

>page 6
We're gonna be here for a while aren't we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825570
Probably, not that I necessarily mind.
give us more time to talk about building a golem to help combat the rising tides of crime in Monster Girl City.
An enforcer of justice who will save us all!

[Anonymous No.]

So what activities does mgt have planned for it's lingerie dressed sun waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825583
Tail brushing and ear scratching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825562
Nevermind, found it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825472
Monstergirls did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825583
Praising. For she is the most grossly incandescent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825258

>Have you ever seen a flower die, Super Wurm?
>Watched as something once so beautiful, so full of life withered and rotted from within?
>I -will- not let him Alp, and you -will- not stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825640
>D-d-dear, I d-don't stutter because I-I'm a-alping, I was b-born with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825636
You know what would make her glow brighter?
pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825644
or radiation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825636

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825644
You, I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825657
>Tiny sun wolf daughterus following you through the house in their robes.
>So used to the light and its prescence that they are afraid of the dark and need nightlights.
>Whenever there's a power outage they create little balls of light and hide under the blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825640
Wouldn't her husband having an inoperable illness and cryogenically frozen be better for this?

After that she'd have to suffer from an inability to survive in warm temperatures from the accident.

Let's pretend a regular Yuki-Onna has a body temperature of 32 Fahrenheit and Mrs. Freeze would have a body temperature of -32 Fahrenheit.

[Anonymous No.]

Know what I miss?
Talking about flicking frog tails.
Flick an adolescent frog girl's tail, show her you care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825640
>Why is the flower alping?
>Wouldn't it just be an alrau-alrua-flower girl?
>WAIT! Would it be an alp with flowers for hair?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825699
I prefer booping shark noses but frog girls are alright too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825710
You know Sharks die if they don't keep moving?
Imagine trying to bop a shark girl while she's constantly in motion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
Alright, let's do this.

>Wisp
Ohboyherewego.jpg
>Younger
Shit, she didn't even get to experience life on her own terms.
>Red Eyes, Pale Skin and Brown Hair
Most likely due to her Ablinism cutting her life short
>No chest nor ass
Thy sorrow's a plenty, then again it's to be expected because she (was)
>An Orphan
And because of her life as an orphan, probably in an orphanage because there's no way she could be
>Innocent, doesn't know much of the world
In addition, she couldn't be a cynical or broken person in the streets because she's
>6 ft + Skinny
So unless she was a coward there's no way she wouldn't somehow be jaded or be in fights for her life
>Secretly Smart
I can't outthink her but I can outwit her for a few brief moments before she sheds off that facade
>Black Belt in Taekwondo
Doesn't matter if she's innocent or not, she'll be able to phase out of the material plane and rek you
>Clingy to the point of binding you in her cellar at her breaking point
>Tall skinny Wll o Wisp hugging you wherever you go, yes all my yes
>Weapon Piano Wire
>Ded Eye tell

It's like I got a horror movie gril in there is no winning. Okay I can work with this.

>It's your last day at your hometown before you leave the next morning on a flight to attend your university
>The Echidna caretaker of yours wasn't always the best mother, she was prone to her emotional outbursts and can easily get under your skin, but she was one of the few constants in your life
>This last visit will be the second constant
>You could've drove there and be gone, but you wanted to take your time down memory lane
>Jeanette's gravestone, same as all the others, an arched granite slab with the words "Jeannette 1998 - 2015, Taekwondo blackbelt, friend, family."
"Guess what Jeannette, I'm going very soon. I'm heading off to college, a good one at that. They even liked every word I said and paid for everything, so I guess I'm no longer a burden. Ha he." Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825640
>Mrs. Freeze
>Using flower analogies

There's literally a villain devoted entirely to plants and nature anon.

No name change required for her in MGC either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825738
Ho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825766
Those are freeze lines from the Batman cartoon movie though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825663
I want a sun family. But how does a mortal seduce a god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825789
Gods are horny bastards that love it slum it down. Just do something to attract their attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825789
Well, praise her first, going on about how grossly incandescent she is, and then engage in some jolly co-operation with her at the movies or beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825789

http://i.imgur.com/yJoSqsQ.png

Haaa~! Come, let me see your face!

"I cannot! Were I to take off my helmet, I could not do these things with you, my Sun!"

Ehhh!? But I want to see the face of the man who tamed the Sun!

"Perhaps another time. Should you engage in more jolly cooperation with me, my grossly incandescent miss."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825805
Ra and her husbando Solaire(?)

[Anonymous No.]

asdfadsf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825817
Thank you for your contribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alp op image
Well that's rather fitting.
New Alp Adventures chapter is up and full of lewdness. Enjoy!

http://pastebin.com/Z76A7fhg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825821
How does it feel being undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825817

>Anon was killed by a Fleshpound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825821
>relating Houtengeki to alpshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825789
That is a lewd sun indeed... wouldn't happen to have the whole thing, by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark Elves are Sado-masochists because they've never actually had sex with a man and are schooled by their Arachne wet nurses on the ways to make a man your husband, making them a shadow of what they could be capable of

>High Elves are only cunts because they're too self-conscious about their overly sensitive dagger ears that they realize if a man were to bite them during intercourse, she'd turn into an ahegao'ing mess

>Orc women will always be able to drink you under the table at Porkers and even hotdog you into oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825851
Those are stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825851
Are you still trying to figure out something to write for your Dark Elf thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825846
It's Dante from DMC https://static.dyp.im/8ASAj5Eqg0/a6775bea63cb2b8f691109f615d46d4e.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825851
>Arachne wet nurses
This is the only interesting thing about your post.
>an Arachne wet nurse will never raise you as her husband
>she will never use her Hathor gifted breast milk in the food she makes for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825870

>Having to put her Hathorite empowered milk in your food

You make it sound like she wouldn't just use her webbing to put you in the tortoise shell rope binding and hang you from the ceiling while taunting you, her milk-ladened breasts in front of your face and saying stereotypical shit like

"Ara? You want to be free? That's no good, no good."

"A growing boy needs his milk, come on, don't you want a drink?"

"Mmn! I can feel my nipples hardening at the idea of you suckling on me again, just like you used to!"

"My milk is for you, and you alone. So drink up <3~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825880
What would Arachne milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825851
You're a very smart Ork Mr. Wagh.

You should be careful in MGC on your business trip, the elves there are a bit..."dangerous" to your kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825880

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825882
Like goat milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825882

Not as thick and creamy as Holstaur milk, but not as tarty as Lamia milk. It'd be a healthy balance of light toned dairy that dances across the palate as it trickles down your throat where the after taste lingers, as if it were a derivative of her webbings in some way.

Arachne milk would also be rich on proteins because you'll be giving her YOUR milk as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825851
God, I want to hotdog a p'orc so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825887
We need more monstergirl lactation stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825887
Don't forget the thick spider hips and fat arachnid ass granted by hathor.
All will be soft!
All will be health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825901
How many more?

I need me some lactating Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825883

At least post the better feathertits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825907
>How many more?
Not too many
>I need me some lactating Cheshire
We already have greentexts and art of a lactating Manticore, so I wonder how a Cheshire would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825910
Don't play that game with me you Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825885

>Be shota running through the alleyways of MGC, trying to shake your pursuer
>A brick wall explodes outwards from the impact of her furred claws, her ragged breathing broken by her furious, bestial howls
>You can hear her legs gauging holes into the brick walls of the buildings around you, the skittering getting closer
>Just one more corner, just one more...
>An impact that sends you reeling to the floor
>Look up in your peripheral vision
>It's her, the wet nurse you've known since you were just a babe, and she's flushed red
>Before you can ask her why she's being so feral, you notice her seal's off
>OH SHIT, NO
>She pulls you up onto your feet and then slams her full weight forward, backing you into a wall
>Before you can try and inch away, one of her pedipalps forces its way between your legs and forces you upwards to be level with her turquoise mammaries
>She forces your face into one, her nipple jettisoning thick, creamy milk into your mouth
>You can't even catch a breath before she whimpers and moans with her milk flying down your throat
>It just won't stop coming, and you can feel the effects of the milk wreaking havoc on your lower body
>She pulls back, if only to rip your clothes off
>You're not even full mast before she forces you inside of her hot and wet depths, laughing madly as she jerks you in and out of her with her own pedipalps
>The wall can't take much more of this, and it collapses right as you orgasm inside of her, shooting white, sticky stuff into her womb
>A woman scream's as she sees the massive Ushi-Oni hugging your prone body beneath her, and she grins as she pulls you out of her pussy, cradling you against her body
>You should've never told her that you loved her, that just made her lust go into overdrive
>TFW you'll never have to explain to your parents why there's a mini Ushi-Oni clinging to you like a Spidercow backpack several months later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825919
Fucking brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825919
>this entire post

NOPE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825919
I walk into my parent's bedroom with my ushi backpack and a novelty shirt that says "I survived a ushi-oni attack and all I got was this lousy shirt"
They'll figure it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825910
I want to sit her in my lap and stroke her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825919
More forced breastfeeding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825910
>>13825915

I want Ignitrix to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825868
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825919
>You should've never told her that you loved her, that just made her lust go into overdrive
Love is a helluva thing. Good shit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825956
>>13825956

Nah, I don't want to fall into a rut. If I start doing something more than one time it'll run together in ad infinitum bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826007
Just keep it in mind, this was really nice though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826007
Aww man.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a single father and take care of my ushioni daughteru, having her ride on my back like a backpack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825309
Liches and Devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826027
WITCHES AND BOARS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826019
Arrest ushi oni babies before they become men kidnapping, raw game feeding, pelvis crushing rapist thugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826019
>She gets too big to ride on your back
>Insists you ride on hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826044
Are you insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826044
NYET! My daughteru is a nice, pure girl!

>>13826045
Would be nice, I'd have to treat her to dinner and head pats for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826048
>willfully mating with an ushi oni

ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825738
>You decide to take your leave
>You're very sensitive to cold and the stiff breeze isn't helping
>When you head back into the motel you felt anxious, so you decided to do a few routines
>Stretch, punches, kicks of all kinds should've put you at ease, but it don't
>Sweat coalesces on your back and sizzles like oil
>You wipe yourself down, and the memories of your sparring sessions flood back
>You were good, but she was on another level
>You always tried your 100, but it always felt like your 100 was her 50
>Grades wise it was the same, you were rewarded for your effort and so was she, and she seemed to hold herself back
>It was only a few moments where she slipped but each one confirmed her potential
>Sometimes it was kind of adorable how in public space she would try to hide behind you
>Even though it didn't take long before she stood a head taller than you
>The rest of her didn't, combined with her pale complexion, scarlet eyes and brown hair made the other orphan kids think she was some sort of vampire
>Even though most of them were vampire, but they joked and she played along
>The most infuriating thing about her was her innocent outlook
>It didn't make sense, you became cynical after learning of everything and everyone
>She kept her bright eyes shining when she discovered something new
>You impotently pounded your fist on the carpet, leaving an inch deep dent
>"Leave, me?"
"Huh?"
>"Leave me. YoU, LeavIng Me?!"
>The lamp that lit your room had its bulb explode, hot shards flying and embedding themselves onto the wood paneling
> Like a vengeful Anaconda a wire wraps your entire body in an instant
>You can't move a single muscle without feeling the metal dig greedily into your skin
>Out of the wreck of the lamp head, mist poured down the desk, crawled along the floor and plastered the ceiling
>It all condensed into her, Jeanette
>Her straight hair was now as wavy as the fog playing with your toes
>Her legs ended in an ornate chandelier or girder iron

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826052
All parents say that that about their kids, but none of the truly know them. Your daughteru will become a thug, it's her nature as a giant fucking rapespider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826065
Never Anon!
For if she tries to rape! Tries to bully!
I will be there with a squirt bottle and newspaper to set her straight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826064
This is intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826068
Well, at least you acknowledge steps must be taken, knowing this, why would you want one as a daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826074
Because even ushis need a good home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825988
Kawaii

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
> Dark Valkyrie
>Older than me
>Pale
>Brown eyes
>Blond hair
>10 breasts
>8 butt
>Rich
>Tsundere
>Average strength and hiding her intelligence
>Interested in survivalism
>Much taller
>Average
>Very long legs
>Wants me to be the perfect husband
>Weapon: Fists and legs
>Tell: Ripping out her hair

Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu is attempting to seduce you! The only problem is that she's dressed as the main character of the last video game you played! How sexy/unsexy/fucking hilarious are her seduction attempts?
I'm not entirely sure how to feel about the fact that my Arachne waifu is dressed as pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Rolled Cheshire
>Asuka from Senran Kagura

Depending on how much she tries to match her than this could be awesome.

>Purple cat with dem tits.

I am ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826078
>a bleeding heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Ushi-Oni dressed as Neptune
That's so unfitting she'd probably look adorable in a dorky sort of way. I'd go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Mount & Blade: Warband
So she shows up in homemade armor with a few "solider" friends and demands that I become her consort? I'm fine with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826104
Can you defeat my dragon fist, Anon?
For I am going to bring her happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
So, either Tidus or Hecarim. Neither one really does anythting for me, but at least the first ones might look alright on her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a fat dragon girl. Then sneak out of her lair in the middle of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
Actually, shit, I just remembered.
Transistor wasn't the last game I played.
TF2 was.
So now I have an Arachne wearing a flame-proof jumpsuit, a bandolier full of grenades, and a gas mask trying to seduce me while making muffled incomprehensible dirty talk.
Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826117
>>13826117
Good luck crawling out from under her as she pins you, happily mumbling about all the daughterus you two will have

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826112
>and a chuuni

My disgust grows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Unicorn dressed as Batman

I... Sh-...

You know what I don't even know man.

Don't even fucking know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Bat Alp
"I need your dick grayson now! My parents are deeeeeeeaaaad!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
I...can't actually remember the last video game I played where the MC had a deliberate and personal style of dress...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
5 5 10 5 6 8 2 1 3-3 10-8 5 7-7 15 1 18(9)(2-16-7)

Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826124
Pully system

>>13826122
So you admit defeat?
My Daughteru shall smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826124
>>13826126
I want to see a were bat do a fear multi-takedown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826136
There's no cure for stupidity.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826016
>>13826013

You guys don't understand if you've never been accused of ad infinitum/nauseum before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826121
Unfortunately I overestimated my strength and did not take into account with her pinning me down. My last regret is not thinking this out enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826161
Enjoy your new life as a father and teddy bear because you are getting cuddled

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
A Wight dressed as ALBW Link? Amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>An Echidna dressed as Jacket from Hotline Miami
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826171
"Sweetie, I told you not to wear the chicken mask for seduction. That's just for jumping out and scaring our daughter."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>a ryu dressed as batman
This is too good to believe, I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826170
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826184
Why?
He's just posting zelda, the best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826184
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826187
We don't need more alp shit in here faggot. Keep your gay ass shit to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821679
KOSM
O
S
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>succubutts dresses as Issac

So she is just naked and crying? I can work with this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826161
>>13826168
>Dragon
>Daughterus
Nice

>Fat

Eh, two out of three isn't bad, don't know about the other guy but I'd impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826190

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826190
So rule 63 is now alp shit?

Methinks your just a tad to angry about this.

Lord knows I'd a female dante or virgil.
>Jackpot.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Samus Lich
So long as she's in the Zero Suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826200
What? He's right, alps can all fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826190
That image had no relation to the MGE you mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826201
>gender bending

Yes, it is alpshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826201
Enjoy fucking a man then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826208
See >>13826201
There's a difference between R63 art of a character who has nothing to do with the MGE universe and an Alp. I don't even like Alps and I know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Yeti dressed in U.S. Security Forces kit and armor
Master of CQC, Close Quarters Cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you guys accept people have different opinions? It blows my mind that such the broad and diverse group of waifus known as 'monster girls' has someone been beaten down into an extremely narrow and specific category in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>werebat waifu
>she's dressed as zidane from FF9

I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826211
>spamming

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826212
>>13826213
>>13826219
Are you guys just tired of the peace and quiet going on right now?

[Anonymous No.]

This picture is going to make the alp haters mad! I love alps! They're lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826208
That's not an Alp though. Rule 63 art is the character imagined if they were born as a woman, at least most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826217
It's like one or two guys who are extremely fanny flustered about alps.

I have no issue's with them as I enjoy 90% of MGs but apparently they can't.

>>13826222
I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826217
Welcome to daytime threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826207
>Lich in the Zero Suit
HELLS TO THE YES.

>>13826201
Here you go anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826223
That's so fucking pretty looking. Why did I have to be born in some midwestern suburb...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826231
Good man, Fem virgil is best girl, although dante's pulling a close second with those shark teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, I am sick of these mother fucking alps on this mother fucking thread

I hereby am forming the AAS (Alp Attack Squad), a force that will formally be against all Alp activity in these threads! Who wishes to join me, reply now! Let's show these faggot lovers that their ilk shall no longer be tolerated in this thread! This is our thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826231
Getting real tired of you uppity homos. We like women here, not men. Take your traps and rule 63 over to /v/ and stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826242
>>13826249
Look at all this bait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826242
Nigger we may hate alps but we're not autistic.
Also, "alp attack squad" are you having a laugh?
Just hate alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826249
>complains about /v/ stuff
>posts Y'Shtola, a /v/ character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826242
>I must destroy the alps!
>No Anon, you are the alps.
>And then anon was alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Echidna as Big Boss
>She keeps making lewd puns about wanting to eat my snake

[Anonymous No.]

Time to attempt to stop the oncoming shitstorm with another question!
Your waifu is attempting to seduce you again, but this time she's dressed as the main character of the last anime you watched! What is this seduction attempt like?
>arachne dressed as pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826256
>we want men!

Oh there's bait here all right and it's not coming from us. Alp OP to start the thread after the last shitstorm. R63 and monsterboys in the same fucking thread. Just go to tumblr already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826257
We need to be unified, if we all sand together we can truly put these alp lovers in their place by force.

>>13826263
No, I am probably more manly than you could ever dream of kiddo. Alps do not belong in here, and your rule 63 bullshit neither. This is a Monster GIRL thread, not Monster Tranny thread. I'm reclaiming it right now. Anyone who wants to post Alps has to go through us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
>Roll cheshire again
SEED

I don't even know if monster girls can make that better but she's getting the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826277
>No, I am probably more manly than you could ever dream of kiddo. Alps do not belong in here, and your rule 63 bullshit neither. This is a Monster GIRL thread, not Monster Tranny thread. I'm reclaiming it right now. Anyone who wants to post Alps has to go through us.
Please let this be the next Navy SEAL copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
The last anime I watched in full was GARO, so I wouldn't mind seeing a Wight in feminine Garo armor, or Leon's rad Saejima family-esque coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826261
At least it's female, but you do have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826265
>tfw your codename is "flaccid snake"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
>Waifu dressed as Momonga
...this does not lend itself well to seduction.

>>13826279
SEED might suck, but the uniforms are nice? I like a woman in uniform.

>>13826275
People just don't see them as men, they see them as the sexy women they're presented as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826280
You may want to be a tranny "bishie" faggot, but some of us are real men, with real hair on our breakfast. I shit turds out that are manlier than you.

Alps are not monster girl thread related and should be forever kicked out permanently. And yes, us against alps are numerous. We ain't tolerating your shit no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826280
This needs to be.
Someone copy this for future use.

>>13826277
I'm sorry anon.
I guess I'll just need to take all these alps dressed like nurses away for disposal.
IE: Impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
>Overlord
I become her Albedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826294
Anon, I don't even have any strong opinions on Alps, but holy hell this is gold. Keep going, I needed a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
I think the last anime I actually watched was that Daily Life of high school boys show. Whenever that aired. So, a school uniform? That sounds alright to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826293
True dat.

How can you make a character as terrible as Flay?
Seriously, I'm on episode 30, she's been part of the military for like 10ish episodes now and she does nothing other than awkwardly try to seduce Yamato, who finally fucking dumped her, and whine in her bed.
Also, Nicole and swords don't mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
>Prison School
>Alp in prison garb

She "trips" and yanks my pants down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826310
>Alp in prison garb
>Alp
ANON, RUN! THE CAPTAIN OF THE ALP ATTACK SQUAD IS MORE MANLY THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF, KIDDO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826305
Poor Nicole...but at least his death led to one of the better fight scenes in the show.
Then Kira became Jesus and everything went to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826294
>not liking baras together with small, meek girls
>not liking bishies together with tall, muscular big girls
Do you even opposites attract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826300
I'm not your fucking clown, I'm a man with a penis that could break you in your pussy ass. I'd make you scream like the pig swine you are. I'm an eagle scout, I did JROTC, I understand full military drills, and I've fished with my bear hands. I'm more of a man in my years than you will ever amount to in your entire life. And I still got many more year ahead of me. Don't fuck with me.

Seriously, you spamming "LOL COMEDY GOLD LOL" really makes you look like the idiot here. I'm calm, cool, and collected. You are the one getting angry and retarded because you're told that fucking trannies will not be permitted here. Alps are garbage, trash, and we've had enough of them.

Stop with all alpposting or I will make you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826310
>she

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826315
I ain't afraid of no shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826318
Ok, we've gone full circle now.
Keep going.

Here, I'll help.

>Alp in a police uniform trying to give you a ticket for "Sexual Flaunting of the Fifth Degree"

[Anonymous No.]

The problem with alps is that the people who like them are irritating not!gay fags. I bet you all fap to traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
Who is the main character of Puchimas?
Also, do Puchimas count as monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826318
I haven't posted alps at all in this thread other than saying Alps =/= Rule 63, but sure, I'll stop discussing Alps.
Also
>I'm not your fucking clown, I'm a man with a penis that could break you in your pussy ass. I'd make you scream like the pig swine you are. I'm an eagle scout, I did JROTC, I understand full military drills, and I've fished with my bear hands. I'm more of a man in my years than you will ever amount to in your entire life. And I still got many more year ahead of me. Don't fuck with me.
>I'm calm, cool, and collected.
>You are the one getting angry and retarded
>you look like the idiot here

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! You left your wallet in your daughteru's room and she's asleep! The problem is she left her LEGO bricks all over the floor! What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826386
>put on shoes
>get my damn wallet

You're really bored huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826386
Wear shoes and retrieve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826386
sweep the legos away with your foot

or wear slippers

seriously it's not that fucking hard to deal with legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826386
I have experience with filthy rooms, I can handle this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826392
Yes.
I'm also paranoid that the alp shitstorm's going to start again and I'm trying to distract from it as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826386
Send in a skeleton minion to retrieve it, since she can't really feel her feet too well anyway. Or just wear shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826401
WHY CONTAIN IT???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826401
You're doing good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826408
Because some of us don't have any strong opinions on Alps at all other than "they're kinda cute i guess" and don't want these threads to devolve into endless arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Kikimora as Spider-Man

How does this work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826419
Too bad, either alps leave or get used to the fire. I like fire, so I win either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826064
>"Why leavE? Why leaVe mE?!"
>Her scarlet eyes flare like hot coals piercing your mind's eye
>She settles down enough to lay her ghost hands on your rapidly beating chest
>Cold, it just feels cold
>With a strained voice you eek out
"I, didn't. Even know you, were still here. Why, didn't, you show?"
>Your question made her more mad, her hair flared like a serpent's hood and the string began to take its first drop of blood
>"i WaS alWays Here. lights, liGhtS around mE WhEn gonE. AwakE, bArely see, cAn't SpeAk. sOon, could.
>As you let her talk her speech became less erratic
>"No one could see me, no one. Then I saw some like me. They too could not see me. I try to talk, no words. I try to touch them, and they went through me."
>Instead of floating she floated down onto you, her coldness spreads a winter curse
>"Then I heard yours. You talked to me. I wanted to talk back. You never heard. But I did not care. Just the face you stayed every time. Every time you came felt like morning. When you left it felt like a starless night. But whenever you left, I felt a little better. At first I can't lift a petal from your flowers. Then a thorn, then rose, then a bouquet.
>She seemed to be elated with every word, that spiteful pout turned to an elated smile, just like she was once
>"I couldn't do so for too long, but one day, before you left in the fall, I grabbed your arm. You jerked around and couldn't see me of course. But I was there. Even when I could do such things again, I couldn't leave my grave marker."
>She started to use her left hand to hold your jaw so you would hear and see everything she had left to say
>"My fellow spirits were no use, once I had my intellect and basic functions they had nothing else to offer. So I tried to see if I could possess objects, mainly you. It didn't work so well, the objects you had were so filled with affection it felt like filling an already full teacup. Then you brought piano wire from the orphanage."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7MWNWJReqU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826419
You can't remain neutral in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826422
She does whatever a spider can

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh!

You wake up to find an Arachne in a naked apron preparing breakfast for you, but it appears she's filling a glass with her own breast milk!
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826427
Use your words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826419
>don't want these threads to devolve into endless arguing.
So the last year HASN'T been endless arguing? When the fuck was that?

>>13826423
Man, you people froth at the mouth at the most insignificant inconsequential shit. Why not bitch about furries or legitimate monster boys? At least then you have a solid leg to stand on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826437
"Ohohoho, we're doing this again? I've got a bagga confetti saved up! WOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826426
Continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826434
My waifu fuckin' loves milk so they're going to along fine.

What is she making for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826434
Ask if I could drink straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826434
No. I will not entertain an Arachne. And an inferior spiderbitch, at that. The least she could do is be nice and fuzzy and stuff. I ask her if she would kindly leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826434
I'd wonder how that Arachne has all that milk. She's not a goddamn Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826446
Southern style dishes including apple fritters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826441
>Man, you people froth at the mouth at the most insignificant inconsequential shit. Why not bitch about furries or legitimate monster boys? At least then you have a solid leg to stand on

Uh... >>13824272 The night thread loves to come off all unaffected and superior, how we should just "respect" each other's tastes, allow everything in, if anything you faggots aren't angry enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095

>Last main character I played as.

>Demon's Souls
>My character is a Knight in the full Fluted Armor set.
>Waifu is a Kejourou.

An interesting combination.

Though if she dressed up as the Maiden in Black that might be cute too. Especially if she says "I am here for thee and thee only."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826453
She's a Hathorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826458
>if anything you faggots aren't angry enough.
Nah, I got plenty of anger, I just think its pointless to waste it on thought-policing others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826462
Man those Hathorite's are everywhere nowadays.
>>13826471
Yeah I mean there's shit I don't like here but why should I bother fighting it if it's not really going to benefit me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826458
Look, anon. You seem like you're having a rough day. If I post a cute Cheshire and say that I won't talk about Alps anymore, will you calm down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825821
>Tailjobs
>Tail penetration

Oh jeez.

[Anonymous No.]

Any good kraken fics?

Can't find any other than the one by machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826458
That wasn't even about "Respecting each other's taste" that was "ignore that the thing you hate exists, so you can focus on the hot chick".

Is that really so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826471
So you just want to grab your ankles and their futa/monsterboy dick because it's not worth fighting? We should just let them settle in?

Night thread goer spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826480
I'm not him, but she's not really all that cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826480
I want to pet that pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826486
All it takes is one, I'm not gonna fall for your tricks.

>inb4 muh tinfoilf hat

It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826496
>People are willing to ignore things they dislike in favor of things they like
>They're out to get me!
Y'know I'll just let you...keep the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826484
http://pastebin.com/dkdiSRtZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826522
thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826477
>Yeah I mean there's shit I don't like here but why should I bother fighting it if it's not really going to benefit me?
Agreed. It's sorta like going to a fast food joint in a way. You might hate some things on the menu, but there's other stuff on there you like that you like. There's no point at screaming at the dude in front of you cause he ordered the fish fillet

>>13826489
>So you just want to grab your ankles and their futa/monsterboy dick because it's not worth fighting? We should just let them settle in?
Oh hello slippery slope, I was wondering when you'd appear.

God forbid someone talk about a monster girl species, listed in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia, in the Monster Girl thread, cause why the hell would that make sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826507
I don't mean me specifically you jackass. But it's clear you want to get people to "ignore" things so you can sneak in all the things the threads stands against. And drace, and that unnamed faggot from /d/ who came here the other day prove me right, they are moving for us, so no, I will not relax, and I will not ignore your monsterboy enabling bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826484
There was a somewhat /ss/ one, somewhere. I don't remember who it was by though. It was based in a hospital and I think it was a Kraken, if anyone knows.

[Drace No.]

>>13826539
Just out of curiosity, what was it I did? I did mention I might include monsterboys as random unnamed background characters, but a combination of people explaining why that was a bad idea in detail and people calling me a faggot and raging helped me realize why it was an incredibly bad idea, and I'm not going to even suggest the idea of monsterboys in my story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826540
http://pastebin.com/Fup8r8hy
Is this it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826480
Werecats and Cheshires are cute and cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826540
It was by RSanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826554
Stop posting that slut when referring to Werecats or Cheshires. It's insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck too hot I wish I could be surrounded by a chill slime

[Anonymous No.]

Line 215
http://pastebin.com/CxVy1Kgc
>Lich Enjoys a Warm Bath

Upcoming at some point in the future is the Summer special crossover with several of the regulars, and after that some more one-shots featuring a Dullahan, a Paladin-turned-undead and some more Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826543
You know exactly what you did, it took about three hours of people yelling at each other to get you to drop the monsterboys. Tell me, are you new? Cause no regular would even breathe such an idea with how long we've been fighting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826263

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826539
>But it's clear you want to get people to "ignore" things so you can sneak in all the things the threads stands against.
Isn't seeing conspiracies everywhere one of the signs of insanity? Though now that I think about it...
>>13826423
>>13826318
>>13826294
>>13826277
>>13826242
>>13826208
>>13826190
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is another sign

[Drace No.]

>>13826570
The only reason I didn't respond right away is because I was out running errands. And at risk of starting another shitstorm, yes, I admit I am relatively new. I was throwing ideas for a story around in /a/ and a few of them told me that these threads would be better for writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826543
It's too late, Drace, you triggered someone and now you're on their shitlist, forever. Petty people are just awful, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826426
Keep going man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826566
I just wanna say that I like your stuff, and Lich paizuri was pretty nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826574
Be as snide as you like, it won't make me wrong.

>insanity
>doing the same thing over and over

Then we're all insane, since we have the same thread everyday. Fluffy tail, touching cows, bullying monoeyes and raping elves, pelvis breaking, muh dom, muh subs the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826553
>>13826555
Yeah, that's it. Thanks. I only caught it skimming over the bins one day, so I couldn't remember for shit. Wasn't a bad read though.

>>13826566
>More Lich
Oh yes. This is good. Cute and lewd at the same time. And I'm looking forward to those Oneshots, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826580
Not to sound like an asshole, but have you ever heard the phrase "lurk more"?
That's really the source of all this.

[Drace No.]

>>13826582
Yep.
If it makes any difference to people who I pissed off: I apologize for suggesting monsterboys. They may have a place in fiction, but not in the MGE universe, and certainly not in these threads. If I ever do something in the story that goes against these threads' basic unwritten laws, please let me know. I'm always, /always/ open to criticism, advice, and suggestions, no matter how angry or rude it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl Comedians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Jinko in Power Armor
Boners...Boners never change

[Drace No.]

>>13826595
I admit that I should have lurked at least slightly more. I'd visited these threads in the past, but not very actively, and I should have learned more about the rules. I was just excited about my story idea and wanted to get it out somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826573
Heehee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826596
Guy who's shitting on you here, don't apologize and as has already been said, lurk more.

> I'm always, /always/ open to criticism, advice, and suggestions, no matter how angry or rude it is.

That's nice and all, but don't become another alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Harpy waifu to rub her belly while her claws are in the air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpL9Z9d8uE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826598
Oh boy here we go.

[Drace No.]

>>13826609
I lurk a lot during the day, occasionally post anonymously, and tend to only start namefagging when I'm posting updates and/or discussing story stuff.
And I don't plan to have Alps in the story at all. Magical transformations on that level have no place in a slice of life story. Although a deconstructive story on how demonic monster girls are affecting the human world now that their existence has been discovered sounds interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826591
Thanks dude, half of the fun is knowing someone else enjoys it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826269
>Jinko dressed as a Free Planets Alliance Admiral
I'm for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826617
What's the deal with Human Boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826592
>Be as snide as you like, it won't make me wrong.
No, pointing out the obvious earlier did that already. Nice to see that superiority complex crop up, though. Makes your military claim a tad more "believable".
Anyway, you forgot
>expecting a different result
So, 3/10 deflection, you could do a lot better, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826632
Amazon Comedian Girl when? I want to be her biggest fan and laugh at all her jokes, even the ones that mock and demean human boys! Especially those!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826632
"Did I ever tell you about that time I was spanking a Golem? Lemme tell ya, that was the day I hit rock bottom."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826637
I'm not the attack squad guy, I don't think he was serious anyhow. Anyway, fuck you too anon and your subtle subversion, it won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826484
Alp once promised us an ara ara kraken, he is yet to deliver, but i have faith he will

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826651
Alp Attack Squad guy here. I am completely serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826659
>Alp
>ara ara
Don't kid yourself, it'd be a gee golly jeepers Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826659
OK, I keep seeing ara ara in manga and stuff, but what the hell would somebody saying "ara ara" actually sound like in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826671
ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826666
>6666
And apparently the devil himself is backing you on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826671
Arrr-ah arrr-ah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826671
See >>13826673

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHH, FRESH MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826666
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826680
Huh. I always just thought it was onomatopoeia for quiet chuckling, but apparently it's an actual phrase. I guess I'm just stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826683
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826632
"Have you ever heard of a deaf werecat? Neither has she"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826666
You know, Alp Attack Squad sounds like a squad made of alps that attack things.

Like the A-Team only they're all blushing, stuttering girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826692

Why do you hate the best villain Diablo ever produced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826426
>>13826445
Sure.

>"You didn't care much for it, you just thought it was something I would find useful, and you were right, in a way."
>"I hopped in, and into your pocket. When I left that accursed graveyard I felt a joy I never had before. I could peak out and see the world through you. I didn't care of the fact it was one sided, I simply had fun seeing old shops, even the ones I hated I was happy to see them, then immediately hate them again. Then you started to have a girlfriend. I couldn't stand it, not one bit. I couldn't stand how they toyed with your feelings. I could've seen a mile away that they were no good for you. Even when my strength grew enough to make them go away, you had to save them. Even when they cheated on you, you raged. You raged and months later you'd be at it again. I never understood it. Our Foster home mates never got it either. But they like everyone else soon left off with happy homes and families and before we knew it there was only you, me and a crowd of strangers. And yet whenever the sun came back up I was to be pulled back to my tomb."
>She didn't even rage, she just felt sad. You were mad and happy all those times, for her. Part of you was happy she was happy, part of you was disappointed your actions made her this way.
>"I wanted you to head off, to live out your life, but I couldn't do that. I wanted you back. And when, you said you'd leave me, I, can't allow that. Who would remember me if you're not there. Just like the rest of them? Just to fade away? I'm not going to let you go, in fact I'll take YOU with ME."
>You know this next part, a friend once told you of a Spirit World where Ghosts would reside for all eternity, and that Wisps were the ones who can forcibly take anyone of their choosing
"No. You won't. I heard enough. If you really loved me you wouldn't need these binds to hold me."
>"Yeah, you're right, who needs binds where we're going?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826690
It's typically used by older/higher class women and is their equivalent of going "My My!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826666
This >>13826696 is why I told you to drop the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826696
If it's gonna be that, Alp Strike Squad sounds better.
Maybe have a best of the best team that's the Elite Service

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826683
Yes, this is a buthcher's shop.
What'll you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826698
Because we've already had our scheluded r63 and alp shitstorm faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826705
>Alp Strike Squad
I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826707

Ten pounds of Alp flank and some mutton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826566
>Pregnant Sex
>Naizuri
>Bath cuddling
Oh how wonderful to see this continued. Looking forward to more of this splendid tale as always!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826699
Time to dick the qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826712
Sorry, I don't deal in sentient meats.
Heres your mutton.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a purrjob feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh ,right, it's the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
I'm sure people will find cause to complain about the character in question, but I don't give a crap, this is a lovely piece. That minidress is fantastic. And is she wearing spats underneath? Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
Like fucking a living vibrating onahole. I think Quicksilver did something like this but with a hummingbird harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
Being deepthroated but its vibrating around you at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722

like pooping in reverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826726
Is that Red from Transistor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
If it feels anything like putting a rumble pack on your balls , sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826730

I don't even know why people hate Fizzshire. I've never read anything that asshat's done outside of the Manticore mutilation, which earned him perma faggot status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826730
But that's not laska.

>>13826734
Beats me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826739
I assumed people would hate her automatically because Monstergirlsona or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826739
>>13826750

Wait, this is bob OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
Fizz aside, I want to destroy that cat from behind. The design's pretty great, then again I've always had a weakness for monster girls in alternate outfits or with different hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826761
No, it's Fizzshire.
As in Fizz. A guy who...kinda writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Pharaoh
>That red girl from Golden Axe
Yes.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/f5b0dacb4506d6f884523230bc8df733.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
Lewd.
http://pastebin.com/43HAgJZr

[Anonymous No.]

>go to https://dreamscopeapp.com/create
>hit random article on monster girl encyclopedia wiki until you get a species
>pick a filter
>upload the picture of that species
>post results

I picked the Trippy filter and dear god in heaven I'm having nightmares tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826779
I see dogs. Also, no, this is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826779
this isn't fun take that shit to /v/ or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826783
I see dogs, too. So many dogs. Dograchne was a being that should never have left hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826779
>Ad libbed and used a six winged harpy
>got this

https://dreamscopeapp.com/i/jF5lI3zzQ0

Still looks beautiful to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
That kitty is gonna get bullied, by my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826779
I'm not wasting an image for this, but it's interesting to look at. http://i.imgur.com/KWsvvyw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826779
I cant breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826797
Now THAT'S a chimera if I ever saw one, anon! Skip past the cute girl, go straight to the body horror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826739
So he's The Doctor? The one who did that kidnapping and surgically removing a manticore's tail thing?

I liked it.

Still, having a monstersona does not bode well.

[Anonymous No.]

Cronenberg pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't done one in a while and figure I may as well.

Congratulations Anon! you've gotten yourself hired by the illustrious Goodness League of Monster Girl City (Currently only 3 members and looking for more!)

You've been charged with keeping the Goodness Keep up and running, baby sitting it while they are out fighting justice and keeping the city safe!

Also stress relief but that's to be expected.

Roll three times and remember your rolls, they will be important.
Also, re-roll the non-MG/God rolls (human is fine), you aren't teaming up with Druella, she's too busy trying to seduce a NEET.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

Got them?
Good!

1. [spoilerof average hight for her species and with an average looking physique, she's the obligatory broken member of the team.
Eye beams, super speed, frost breath, super strength, durability, flight, she's got it all (unless exposed to an extremely rare stone from space.). In fact, you think that her being part of this whole League of Goodness is a formality as she could take care of 90% of this stuff herself.
You know this weakness and also know her secret identity, seeing as she wears no mask and her 'alter ego' just is her wearing glasses.
She's a naturally kind, down to earth girl who works as a reporter and tries to help whenever she can, although a date or two may be interrupted by her running off to save they day.
When she does decide to be you it will be planned and intense, if not a little creative.
Have you ever had midair sex with a girl who could toss you through the stratosphere? You will now!
And yes, you can break her hymen.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826803

Why do you think I detest you faggots making me out into an MG, or Alp being well, an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826803

Having an avatar is different than having a -sona. The latter tends to be RP'd while the former just is something they use to represent themselves visually.

Examples:

Haohi - Sona.
Laska - Sona.
Ilassa - Borderline. Could go either way.
Mari - Same as the above.
Zophia - Just an avatar
Mono-tan - Ditto
Bollocks - Complete Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826797
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826815
Still pretty faggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>Spoiler Fail
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
2. Dark, brooding, and always wearing a mask, monster girl two has no super powers, just a keen mind.
Physically fit (you can see a sixpack) and tall for her species (a head and a half taller), she's a quiet woman who tends to keep to herself and usually only speaks to you when its critical to a mission (or if the air conditioning broke again).
A super slueth, she is a master of investigation who probably knows all about you and the other members of the team, although you know almost nothing about her.
This doesn't mean she's bad in a fight, she's mastered seven martial arts and uses a dizzying array of gadgets to help save the day.

She seems beyond reproach and has only ever used you for relief while wearing her mask.
Oddly enough though you have also been approached by the local billionare bachelorette, a women of the same race who almost seems to know everything about you.
She's aloof and awkward socially, namely by being quiet, but wants to help you as much as she can, even offering you a job should something ever happen.

3.A mistress of magic, girl 3 is someone who has peered beyond the veil and come back going "meh."
Slightly chubby from all her time spent reading, and a little short, she has mastered nearly every school of magic, everything is within her grasp.
Whimsical, and cheerful, she never lets anything get her down and doesn't bother with an identity because why would she? She's magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826829
>Bat-Holstaur

Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826825
Not really, the majority of pixiv artists that draw a character on a regular basis tend to have that character as their profile picture, it's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>Super Succubus
Why isn't she just a lilim?
>Hellhound, the Dark Knight
My god this sounds so broken.
>Chimaera Supreme
Now this just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>Super Sahuagin
>Bat-Lesser Succubus
>Dr. Fate-Ignis

You'd think it would work better if the former two were switched, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826838
It's weird anon! Especially when they draw them getting fucked, of all the drawfags we've had, the only female was Mari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826829
>Cheshire dark knight
Then who is Joker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>Super Thunderbird
>Bat Holstaur
>Magic Succubus
How unusual

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>>13826829
>Orc, Scylla, and Hobgoblin
So, a super Piggy. Bat Scylla. And nearly ultimate sorceress Hobgoblin. Well, I think this turned out alright. I originally had Matango for the third, but rerolled because that's how these usually go. A matango in this position would be amusing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826815

>Including an irrelevant faggot in a group of people who actually produce content that isn't a dime a dozen like writefaggotry
>Trying to start another shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>Super Red Oni
>BatMantis
>Raven Kunoichi
I can work with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>Super Dragon
>Bat Hellhound
>Doctor Yuki-Onna Fate
Neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826857
Hello Mr. Space Marine, I just want to say I am most certainly not committing heretical acts with any Eldar.

Just...putting it out there, definitely not covering anything up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826861
>BatMantis
This does sound pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>1. Super Alp
>2. The Dark Gazer
>3. Magician Nereid
Eh. Either Super Alp or Dark Gazer. Maybe the Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826861
>BatMantis

Off to save the world from Your Mother, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826866

>Mashing your mucus covered flesh flaps against that of a filthy Xeno like an Eldar
>Stabbing your hard, rigid blood filled missile into her grasping sheath
>Not expecting a bullet into the brain

You disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826883

Too bad you can't do anything about those of us doing daemons. Especially the feathered kind.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a childhood Mindflayer friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826896
I want to wonder why the Mindflayer nearly twice my age is somehow my childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826936
But she has the pictures to prove it, like the time your families went on vacation together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826896
I want a Lich childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826938
We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826945
I'd want an Anubis, Mantis, Lich, Nightmare, and Dragon for childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826942
Then it's revealed you're a science project from the bottom of the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826951
What? OK you lost me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826947
No we don't.

Shirohebi on the other hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826951
Oh yeah, that story.

How's that coming along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826947
Some people might prefer she was the one to hug them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826942
>she has pictures to prove it
That would be pretty cool, a mindflayer that takes a camera and takes photos everywhere she goes to prove the fact she's not just implanting herself into people's memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826942
But I'm only 20 and she's 38. Something seems fishy about childhood friend status here, it's not adding up timeline wise. Also why does she look like crayon in the photos?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to just be friends with a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826960
I actually remember stumbling upon these pics o pixiv.
They looked almost DA-ish, but I saved them anyway, because muh grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826815

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826962
Maybe the two of you bonded over photography and it is how she proves her story to others

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826950
Wonderful taste anon, maybe add a kunoichi and you're set.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lamia chiropractor to help me out with my bad posture and occasional back pains!

[Anonymous No.]

What's a good name for an ara ara vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826942
>>13826963
Please quit reminding me about that one shitty greentext about the anon who was marrying a childhood friend mindflayer, only to have a freak out, break up with her, and alienate both their families, when he found some photoshop files, only to later check and find that they were just wedding filters for the invites.

>>13826962
That, on the other hand, is a neat idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826975
Squidward

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>>13826956
Shirohebis are also okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826975

Cassandra
Lianna
Carmilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826976
Yeah that story is kinda what I was thinking but without the whole bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826985
Technically that story didn't really have an end. Just the guy freaking out, and then discovering he was wrong, and then it never continued from that.

>>13826975
Amelia. Rene. Mira.

>>13826981
>Spoiler
That's practically just begging for her to grow up into a lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826992
Well it not ending is enough for it to be a bad end

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>>13826992
>Technically that story didn't really have an end. Just the guy freaking out, and then discovering he was wrong, and then it never continued from that.
Well it implied that he waited until he had alienated everyone from him to check, that's bad ending enough until someone fixes it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let a vampire drink my blood, non-sexually so from the arm or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826995
>>13826999
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827002
Y'see, that's why I could never have a vampire waifu. I'm kinda squeamish about people sucking the blood right out of me, whether with their mouth or with needles, no matter where they're doing it from.
Also if somebody started nibbling my neck I'd be immediately turned on but that's besides the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827015
>no matter where they're doing it from
How about your dicku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827015
That is why she slowly allows you to get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827020
Dick pain isn't exactly something I'm turned on by, and serious pain like ballbusting or... that... is a definite hard limit for me. I may be a masochist, but there's only so much I can take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827020
>that scene on Bram Stoker's Dracula

Bloodsuckers die tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827020
Yeah I'm a vampirefag but no fuck noooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826722
>fizzshire
I have no idea why this Cheshire irritates me, yet the normal one doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spook a ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824051
>found: zero results

pls

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>>13827002

>Tell your waifu to drink in a non-sexual way
>She just nods and smiles, pulling your arm away
>Oh, she's going to drink from your wrist or the back of your hand
>It'll be like an IV
>That's draining your blood
>She holds your hand up, splaying your fingers out
>Jerks her face sideways, the razor edge of her fang cutting your middle finger open shallowly
>Holds your hand above her as her pink tongue comes out of her mouth at its full length, expectantly
>She's watching you the entire time she's doing this as the first drop hits her tongue
>Drip drip drip
>More drops keep falling
>After she's had enough, she pulls it back in, giving an elated sigh of relief. telling you that the sweetness of your blood is like fine cabaret
>She begins to suckle on your finger, her saliva helping the healing process, her tongue running all over your middle finger's length
>Kisses you on the mouth, leaving a small speck of your own blood
"Good enough, Darling?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826953
Bioshock? Hello?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827051
Oh fuck man you hit everything, 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827051
Gotdang lewd-ass vampires, why they so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827051
I don't have a blood kink, but I do have a tongue kink.
This is making me feel conflicted. And mildly aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827051
I want to see a Vampire trip on her long, flowing cape during her 'What is a man?' speech. Then try to act as if nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826995
>>13826999
I wish someone would find a way to make a happy ending for that scenario. I really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827074
Can we all agree that the cape design in the Vampire illustration for the Encyclopedia is the coolest goddamn cape ever to exist?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend a tomboy vampire

[Anonymous No.]

I want my vampire waifu to lick and nibble my neck to tease me before she actually has her blood for the evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827082
I would, but I like the collar on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827051
>cabaret

Even if you meant cabernet, it still doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827082
My nigga, wing capes are fucking rad.

It's a shame we don't have art of MGE Vampire variants with their own wing-capes. An asymmetrical wing half-cape would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827090
>cute little bat ears
>fucking awesome skull earrings
>clawed fingers
>dem thighs
>dem stockings
>not sure where that tail fits into the whole bat thing but it's cool too
9.5/10, would snuggle (and be a sub for)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827096
I like the way you think anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827090
Vampiric Dragons, hoo boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827015

I'm actually prone to pass out from having my blood drawn.

Might not be so bad if a Vampire enjoyed doting on her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a vampire headpats

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>>13827118
I've never donated blood, so IDK what having your blood drawn is like.
Bloodplay is kind of a turnoff for me, but so long as my vampire waifu isn't using my own blood as lube or smearing it all over herself or anything, I'm cool with bloodsucking in the bedroom.

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>>13827059
>>13827062
>>13827070

>Big day finally comes, you're deciding to man up and let her drink from your neck
>Christ this is going to hurt like a bitch, isn't it
>She's in a black negligee and panties, smiling at you
>Apparently this sort of act is more intimate for them than kissing on the lips
>Goddamned vampires and their weird customs
>You're in your skivvies as well, but hey, it's the bedroom you two share and have had relations in
>No big deal
>She hugs you from behind, caressing your bare chest with her hands, her breasts are pressing into your back
"Don't worry, I won't kill you."
>Chuckle and tell her you're not completely worried. Dear God you're scared, what if she fucks up and slices open not one, but two carotid arteries
>You wince at the pain of her bite
>There's no blood filling your mouth or you dying from the blood loss
>She giggles and kisses your neck several times, as if she's signing signatures
"My my, you're as white as a sheet! It's cute watching you get scared, Darling. Many people have a misconception we still drain our lovers dry, but we've learned to..."
"Scrape and lick, as it were."
>She kisses your bleeding neck again, this time her tongue tickling your flesh
>Chills run up your spine as she continues to slurp at your blood freely flowing from the small wound in your neck
>She pulls back several times to savor it, then continues for a good few minutes
>Try to get up, thinking it's over
>Get pulled onto the bed and wind up on your back, you forgot how strong she was
>When the hell did you get an erection?
"Hoh? We're not nearly done yet."
>Her bat wings fully spread out like a vast funeral shroud
>She's positioning herself above you, pulling your skivvies off
>After she's freed you of the cloth prison, she pulls her own lingerie down, showing you the glistening folds of her sex
"I'll go on top, shall I?"
>Before you protest she plunges down onto you and covers you both with her wings in the shroud
>Sex until daybreak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827127
>scrape and lick

Youuu motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827127
>Scrape and lick

hehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827127
Hot damn that is amazing and the part with the wings dang

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827127
>Black negilgee and panties
>Sex till daybreak in wing cocoon
HELL YES/Yes

Also I'm so glad I got that picture made. It's lovely and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my vampire waifu to jump out and scare me in a Count Orlok costume!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827127
>Scrape and lick
You got me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my vampire waifu to be a bitter old woman that's trapped in the body of a loli for hundreds of years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827131
"Anon, weren't you paying attention? We scrape. And. Lick."
>she sticks her tongue out and makes a weird gargling noise
"Scrape! And! Lick!"
>gargling noise again

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire Kikimoras?Yeah no that is way over the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827126

I never donated blood either but I've had to get it drawn for medical stuff. I get kinda light-headed and need to sit down for a minute or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827145
>Please waifu! you have to suck out the poison!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827096
>No Vampire girl who is able to shapeshift her cape into a pair of wings
>Like several other vampire figures
>Like Devilbat Schilt
>And Valvatorez
>And Zur Pah Yah
Should've been a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827147
>the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827154
"Didn't you just hear me explain the scrape and lick? Now I'm gonna tell it again for dummies who don't pay attention! Scrape! And! Lick!"
>that fucking gargling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827162
But it would be such a glorious thing to cross the line for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827160
>Devilbat Schilt
That was one of my favorite designs in the MMZ series. I'd love to see it emulated on a Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827126
>>13827151
I've never donated blood, nor will I ever, due to my experience having my blood taken for testing.

They basically just stuck a big-ass needle on the end of a big tube, jab it into your arm, and drain. I damn near fainted or had a panic attack or some shit. So instead they used a "Butterfly Needle", a much smaller needle which feeds smaller vials via a tube. Much easier to deal with...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to start a new country with an idealist Mindflayer!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, Trader Anon here, starting up my story on anonkun there will be some muscle cats of the chuff variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827289
Aren't you the guy who does WG? Are you doing any WG in your story?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run into a ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827314
But she's scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827314
I want to suck a ghost into a vacuum cleaner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827319
I want a ghost who haunts me because she loves me and ends up terrifying me!

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827330
ur gonna get ur soul sucked yo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827330
I wanna cuddle a Chocolate MILF Succubus and hug her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a hellhound's abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827221
I dunno, I liked Mantisk better.
That maverick was the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827330
But she's a slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827351
#notallsuccubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827356
#yesallhumanboys

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shoot up with morphine slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have an awkward dinner after a long time away from home with your father, your sisters and your distant, disapproving Amazon step-mother who has serious reservations about your choice of career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWButsbcWB8

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Purecubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827362
I want to make my Amazon Step Mother proud by being a nice Househusband for my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827362
I want to tell my Amazon step-mother that she can go fuck herself!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach an angel to stop misusing memes on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826699
>>13826719
>Jeanette was going to take you into her chandelier well into her realm
>Her strength was strong as the her chill that cuts into your bones
"Wait, don't you want to spend our last days here? The best we can make it?"
>"You're right, we should, heh heh. You know I've been well practiced, your computer had plenty of instructions."
>With her embroidered opera gloves she removes every hint of cloth on your skin
>It may just be the mamano mana and your infatuation with her at a young age, but maybe being with her for an eternity is a good thing
>Making full use of her height and brushing her hand away from her head, she leans in for a kiss
>A long, wet, hot kiss, her breath a mist in the cold
>You wrap your arms around her frigid body as she warms herself by exploring yours
>She wouldn't stop until the very moment you needed air, only granting a gasp before she continues again
>Once she gently pulled your tongue with her soft lips, just to see how long it would take before you go
>It didn't take long
>With little warning
>"I know I'm not well endowed, so I'll get onto, hah, the main course."
>Her eyes are crimson spirals and a sickle smile to boot
>You could barely handle it
>No it was like sparring a black belt
>A true one not one who got it like a participation award from some half assed dojo
>She held back, just like those other times
>The only reason you wouldn't cum right then and there, was because she wanted it to last a little longer
>She giggled and laughed a hearty one
>"You acted like a brother to me, even though we never saw each other as relatives. And here I was, trying to act like the part. I shouldn't ignored your tells. I was, no I AM better than you in every way and should've respected your intuition. But that's all in the past now. We'll be together forever. It's the time, go ahead, release your joy and stay with me for all eternity!"
>You released every drop and drops you never knew you had
>You actually ahegao'd of all things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827383
LOL, someone getting epicly pwned? 1337!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827386
well she is stable now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827381
But she's worried that you won't be able to be able to support your wife and children like a good husband should.

[Anonymous No.]

No one girl should have all that power
The clocks tickin' I just count the hours
Stop trippin' I'm tripping off the power

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Mantis girl dressed as Raiden?
My penis is a tool of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827415
>Husband supporting wife and children
What backwards society is this?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a bonnet tipping Lizard qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827423
If she's gonna dress as Raiden, she should go the whole way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827430
Why is it backwards? It's the way things should be.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an arachne to drape a blanket made from her silk over me and cuddle me and reassure me that tomorrow is another day, everything will be fine, and she'll be there for me to help me through the tough times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827362
>"So, you're the boy my daughter has been talking so much about."
>Yeah, I...She's pretty wonderful.
>"So what is it you do?"
>I...Well, I'm a film editor.
>"You--I see."
>It's pretty good, yeah.
>"Certainly an 'interesting' choice of career for someone so...young like you."

>You nod, not quite sure what else to add to the conversation
>Your eyes sort of wander around the dining room, what with the unease in the air
>When your eyes meet hers again, you realize she's still kind of staring at you
>She's eating what's left on her plate, but she's definitely still staring at you
>Your eyes wander off to the left, and you tilt your head to try and get a better view at what's going on in the kitchen
>You hope your girlfriend comes back soon with that pie. You can't spend another minute with this woman by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827438
>The way thing should be
Your Amazon Stepmother is probably taking your wife into a private room to yell at her for marrying such a liberal twisted hippie human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827436
Hellooooooo tech boner.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lock myself up in my room for several days, with no food or water. When my waifu, out of pure fear for my well being breaks down the door, she finds me maniacally laughing, saying my greatest creation has been born, while staring into the computer screen.

And when she herself looks at my magnum opus, she sees this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYShc9D9uk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827449
Fuck I hope she doesn't think the film is porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827459
I can link you the artbook it came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827461
And that was how anon became a single divorcee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827451
Why would she be angry that I want to support my wife and raise my children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827461
"A-anon... what the fucking hell is this shit? I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827461
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYShc9D9uk

When humanity dies out this is what we will leave behind. This will be what out civilization will be remembered by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827493
I wish humanity would die out sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827514
When humanity dies, do you think Aliens will think that loss and CIA were our gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827493
Reminds me of a RoosterTeeth video where they discuss how, when future societies are studying media from our time, with all the selfies and shit, they might think we worshiped our phones. Which really, not that far off.

Then recursively, they talked about the idea that what if Egyptians just really liked cats as much as the modern era, and that all the mentions and art of cats throughout their ruins and such amounts to nothing more than Ancient "lolcatz".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827293
like one girl out of currently 4-5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827530
To be fair they probably got their own stupid shit.
>>13827532
>Then recursively, they talked about the idea that what if Egyptians just really liked cats as much as the modern era, and that all the mentions and art of cats throughout their ruins and such amounts to nothing more than Ancient "lolcatz".

That makes a weird amount of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827461
See, this is how you wind up going to a mindflayer psychiatrist for help.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a tomboy kiki would be like? Would she still wear a maid outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827386
>>13827391
>You can barely retain consciousness before she rubs both your head with both lips
"See, being here isn't so bad. If, you come with me, we can do this as much as we want. You, said you liked to see the world. Well, if you let me, I can do that for you."

Shit I don't know what to do next

>Stubborn Yandere
"No Anon, we're going and I'm going to make sure SUCH tHouGHts nevEr enTer yOur PurE mind.
>Sweetheart Yandere
"Yes Anon, let's go see the world, after all you love me, and I know you won't refuse because I love you. And we'll be allowed to do so because I love you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827552
She'd dress like a butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827552
You know those t-shirts that have tuxedos printed on them. It'd probably be like that, but a maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be friends with a boyish Pharaoh girl who has a grumpy, incredibly fat cat as pet that she loves snuggling with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827549
>"So, what's the problem Mr. Anon?"
>"I don't have a problem, my wife just doesn't want to except my true identity."
>"And that is?"
>"I am actually a Big Guy trapped inside a Hothead's body. Every night I dream and pray to CIA so that I may fly good."

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard would the Mindflayer's work be? Bear in mind he's in charge here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827563
I would molest a kiki who's wearing a butler's outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827569
>She stares at him for almost a full minute
>Finally works a tentacle into his ear and starts digging around
>Stops dead in her tracks and slowly pulls away from him
>"Get the fuck out of my office."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827563
2cute
>>13827564
Fuck I kinda want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827569
>Bear in mind he's in charge here.
Do you FEEL in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822372
Oh, this will be fun

2 - younger
3 - deeply tanned
8 - blue eyes
4 - brown hair
6 -average breasts
5 - average ass
6 - normal yandere (holy shit, all these average rolls)
6 - active and energetic
10 - athletic (but not olympian, thank god)
12 (plus *special* ingredients) - cooking... with a bit too much extra love
1 - tiny, tiny clever commander
6 - average weight
17 - STARE INTO THE ABYSS (fucked up eyes)

17 - 'wake up in the morning with her staring at me' levels of clinginess.
4 - speargun

11, 14, 19 - arm grabbing, *flirtiness* and break downs.

Annnnd, rolled a thunderbird

Jesus christ, a ridiculously clingey loli thunderbird that is likely to harpoon me in the leg if I run away. While she is into cooking (and damn good at it), the coppery metallic aftertaste is a bit offputting. She also has demonic screla.

Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827549
I want to date a Mindflayer Psychiatrist and lay my head in her lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827563

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827591
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827591
>Yukimura Kiki

ALL OF MY YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827563
I am okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826829
>>13826808
Did you think that was the end?!
Silly you!
Every hero of justice has a villain and in this case its the one who's been kidnapping you!

Roll for her or pick her if you want to do easy mode because you are going to be a favorite target of hers!

Head of a company with its fingers in banking, arms trade, technological research, and a small chain of fried chicken restaurants, she is dead set against fighting those who stand in her way to world dominaion.

Piloting a massive suit of armor and sitting on a stockpile of magic anti #1 rocks, she's the greatest threat the League of Goodness has ever faced!

A perfect hourglass and smartly dressed, what little softness she has sits on her hips. Had she not gone into business she would've been a model, and she still could if she wished.

And she gets EVERYTHING she wishes, either buying it or building it, along with stealing but we'll let that slide.

Everything but you.

It seems she'd set her eyes on you when the Goodness League hired you and she's quite peeved.

So much so that not a month goes by before you are kidnapped by her in yet another scheme of hers, waking up in bed with her using you like a daiki or with her making you breakfast (which was actually done by her maids) in nothing more than an apron.

Normally this ends with you being rescued by the team but much of your captivity is not unpleasant, the villain acting like a lovestruck girl who just wishes to cuddle you and care for you.

It's happened so often that the team considers her more of a rival than a threat, although they are no less willing to give you up.


How does the bonus round go?
Is your villain one to be feared?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827574
>CIA is the only way to protect yourself from Mindflayers
Better keep this to yourself, otherwise all the men and Monster Girls paranoid about Mindflayers may start baneposting religiously and pretty soon you'd have an entirely new religion in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827586
>You will never be the target of an incredibly fat-bottomed Thunderbird bully called 'Tanya Thunderthighs'.
>She will never get off by zapping you and having her Thunderbird cronies hold you down while she sits on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monoeye to bully me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827625
A flat one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827625
One of the giant Monoeyes, not the scrawny ones right Anon?

Right?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827634
Yes flat a a board
>>13827636
Smaller sized one who feels she has something to prove by beating a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827646
Are you that bara guy who wanted to get dommed by one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827651
I always thought baras were the natural prey of Alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827651
No and I'm not a fan of bara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827591
>>13827606
Yes. YES. YES!

We need more Kikis in fine butler suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827666
I want to be raped by a Kiki in a Butler suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827666
We need more monsters in suits and ties, period.
Also, checked, Mr. Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827665
Then why don't you want to be bullied by a girl like a Amazon or a vampire? Something worth getting bullied by?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827666
A nice suit works on any monstergirl but on a Kiki it is just perfect
>>13827670
dom not rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827672
Time for Liz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827672
Hey! Don't be so informal with Mr. Satan! He is the protector of earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827610
>Lexia Lilim
...kay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827677
Because of her social status the bullying would be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827616
Thunderbirds are pretty cute.
>Appearance of the "Total Bad Girl."
>Light, thin frame so you can fuck her like a fleshlight
>Can shock people, seemingly sadistic in that regard
>Gets shy when confronted with the boy she likes and shocks herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827678
OK, I want to be domed by a Kiki in a Butler suit.

It really doesn't matter I just think she'd be cool as fuck and I want her to boss and bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827683
Liz a cute, but not best girl.
Now that she's been in a really hot bathing suit, we need to figure out how to get Rachnee into a suit and tie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827688
She wouldn't even know how to bully you properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827687
Don't just 'kay' her!
Do you know how difficult it was to kidnap you and make sure you slept the whole way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827701
she would put up her frustration from being bullied and use that on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827703
Well, she's the head of this whole company, I'm sure it's really not such a big deal for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827717
Well yeah but she had to get the ninjas, and get her hair right, and snuggle you just the right way without pouncing you.
Do you know how hard that is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827711
But she's a flithy monoeye. All she would do is stutter out insults she heard and accidentally call you dad when she tells you how much she hates you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827725
she would use her years of being bullied and just switch sides, she knows what will hurt because she has felt it already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827722
I'm sure she has plenty of practice, with how into it she seems to get. And I hear the Goodness League gossiping about her sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a manticore to bully and tease me with her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827738
She is pure! PURE!
She most certainly does not hold your hand as you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826841
>>13827610
...vs. Lex Girtablilu

Someone's getting stung tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827735
But she doesn't have the meanness to say those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827740
What about being part of her science project: The effects of Tailpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827753
Th-that's incredibly lewd, and I'm not sure that's allowed in a school environment! I should go to the principle and report this!
do you happen to have an uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827764
http://i.imgur.com/YjgJJ5P.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827770
Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827753
I want to hook a manticore's tail pussy up to a tank of hathor milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827751
She just has to picture her bullies when she says it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827780
You like huge, fat, dripping tailpussies don't you Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827791
Maybe I do.
Maybe I just want to see what'll happen after a gallon of the stuff goes down her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827753
I found the uncensored versions on iqdb but the resolution is shit, did you just resize them or are they available somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827791
Dear god, that imagery. Nnf.
While we're on the subject of manticores, should I post that one lewd manticore fic at the casino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827784
>"He-Hey queer, where do you think you're going?"
>"What, do you think that someone like you can jut walk around like a normal person?"
>"I hate you! You're disgusting, you're stupid, and you always hit mom!"
>"Oh, Um, Forget that last part"

Face it, you should find another bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827743
Why do you keep shouting "Pure"?

It makes it sound like you're trying to hide something...

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes

http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/e5/e2/e5e2b2fa91f22c7cd6afd23d2e534bb3.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827806
Because CERTAIN SUPERHEROES are trying to make her out as a harlot who won't even take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827801
>should I post that one lewd manticore fic at the casino?
The one by RS? Godammit, that motherfucker writes manticores pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827811
Those foxes are Forbidden apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827811
That's a fox, not foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827816
Well, she does seem pretty irresponsible...kidnapping people, making them late for work...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13822127
11/10 would hire and love

And sneak tickles to her belly~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827811
>loli
YES

[Anonymous No.]

Since there are only seven pages on /jp/ right now will this thread just stay around until enough threads come around to get rid of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827817
...Actually, come to think of it, the only two manticore fics I've seen both took place at casinos. Weird coincidence.
I was referring to the Reverse Gloryhole one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827826
She knows what they do with you there!
Making you clean and all that...
You deserve an easier job like being her mental stress assistant, a much easier job than picking up after those heroes or letting them ravish you.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW writing any MG story without smut feels like an impossible task
>TFW you'll never be unable to see your waifu's breasts because they're covered in a layer of thick, creamy molten lava

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827837
>I was referring to the Reverse Gloryhole one.
Yep, RS wrote that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827834
Probably.
That's going to take some time, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827839
But how is that any different than what she seems to want to do? And what if I like cleaning and such? Keeping their Hall of Goodness clean, tidy, organized and comfortable while they're out doing heroics makes me feel like I'm really contributing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827840
Lava Golems aren't comprised of the "deadly-to-humans" variety of lava though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
More haohi .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827804
nah mono is best bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827848
They're made of the boiling kool-aid/convection schmonvection variety of lava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827851
More like shit at everything including bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827846
How did the pages even get that low? Did a bunch of threads get deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827856
Probably yes.
Maybe a raid or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827855
but she could bully your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827847
Well, for one she only is going to stroke your hair and pat your head!
All lewd stuff will only be done with your consent after a night on the town with her paying!
For the cleaning bit...well....its a little unorthodox but she may MAY let you join on as a part time janitor at home as well, although she still thinks your too good for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824272
What is this? Those panels with Haohi slutting it up barely emphasize motion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827863
Naw. Only bullies can bully my dick. She's not a bully.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get rid of their weird fetish for eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827856
Someone was angry about losing a CS:GO skins bet or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827872

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827871
but she can bully your dick with her flat chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827878

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827874
>Papi's daughterus have more curves than she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827880
Nope. I'll get a bustier more bullying bully to bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827878
>Ben 10
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827885
but that is how she bullies by making you not experience bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827867
So she thinks I'm just treated like a janitor by the League? I'm not a janitor, I'm more of a housekeeper. It's not just about cleaning up, it's about making their Hall a comfortable living space for them to relax while not out fighting villains.

I'm rather insulted she'd compare it to just a janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827888
I saw the monster girl with eyes on literally every part of her body except her face and I had to take the opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827883
I want to let her see my everything and if I go blind ask her to help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827890
But that's all she's got. The other bully can bully me better in every way but that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827869
Well, .less is pretty new to doing comic-style images like this. I'm sure he'd appreciate the criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827891
Well she just misspoke then! She'll make you a housekeeper then!
Especially once the daughterus are born...If you want them of course.
And you can help her relax after a hard day anytime too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827850
Neato'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827899
but she will bully you by being so bad that she sees you not worth getting better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827907
You can't half ass bullying. She's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827901
It still seems quite rude that she proposes all this after having kidnapped me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827911
but she can and will, all else fails she can fuck up your chances with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827893
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827917
What's a monoeye going to do to ruin my chances with my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827893
At least delete the image at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827925
I'll do that now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827924
tell her how much of a bully you are to her and how she is in love with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827912
Well, you can take it slow too!
She'll let you live in the penthouse and everything!
You won't even need to pay rent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827933
In what way is that taking it slow? Giving me an apartment? A penthouse at that? That's entirely too forward. Just like the heroes said, always using money to get what she wants...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827932
Like anyone like will believe living garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827942
your waifu would

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your girlfriend invites you to go swimming with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827950
She's too smart for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827959
and that is why she would believe her because she is telling the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827957
I'm sure they clean it very well, but all the same, I don't trust it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827957
fuck yeah I love swimming and I get to see her in a sexy swimsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827957
Wait a minute that pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827957
I don't think my arachne waifu would be much for swimming. Spiders breathe through their abdomens.
Also no dearest, we're not filming swimming pool porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827957
W-What are these cameramen doing here, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827964
No, she's too smart to listen to a Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827957
I want to swim in a pool full of multiple kinds of slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827982

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827941
T-then why not a date or two?
It could be at that nice steak place or the french restaurant that just opened!
Or the sports bar down the street if thats more your speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827991
Yes exactly that but with like a bunch more and each a different type so it looks like tie dye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827991
>inb4 monsterboy shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827999
I knew this image came from somewhere, but I've always been afraid to point it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827850

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828012
Have fun on vacation anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828012
BLUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828008
OreFuro was an OK series, but chances are the good people of this thread are nnnot gonna be happy with jellyfish monsterboy.
>tfw no chill country octobro living in your tub

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slime harem

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a human woman
>You will never know what it feels like to turn into a monster
>You will always be a pureborn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827991
>>13827957

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828015
Fortunately, it sold like shit.

On the subject of sales, how well is MM doing?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to comfort a monster after she transforms into a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828026
For a second I thought you were referring to the anime that was actually entitled MM!, but then I realized I'm just stupid.
IDK how MonMusu is selling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828026
I thought Mushishi would do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828032
I want to see a Living Doll grow so yandere and obsessive, she augments her body by absorbing the demonic energy out of monstergirls, turning them into human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828023
Grapesnakes are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828032
anyone have that greentext about that spider turning human?
>>13828058
That is really crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828063
Damn straight it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828071
So how exactly does she unmonster them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828071

Toy Maker fucking go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828075
She'd probably suck the DE through her fingers or some shit, and absorb the monstrous aspects along with it?
Man, I'm just bullshitting things in order to justify the existence of a busty, chimaeric Living Doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828075
>You will never be forced to save your waifu after they unwillingly revert to their pre-Demon Lord monster form

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828083
Alright that works, while not graphic like the hard transform stories it works.
>>13828084
Oh fuck that is unGirling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828084
>>13828090
Oh no, your waifu is forcefully transformed into a human woman.
Although it wouldn't be difficult to revert her back, or even into a different monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828098
Just keep loving her and help her get used to her new body, walking might be hard for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828098
But she is a slime how would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828115
Think of how Slimes turn women into their own kind, now think of that process in reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828126
so she slowly coagulates and organs form inside her and her body slowly turns skin colored

[Anonymous No.]

How long until we finally get bumped off? I have a feeling we're gonna be on each page for quite a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828180
Don't worry anon-kyun, just post~
Don't let your memes be dreams~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828180
I won't be surprised if this thread reaches 4000 before we get kicked of the 10th page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828180
Not until the board actually fills back up with new threads. Probably days.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be teased by a faggotcat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828193
At least we have imgur links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828193
What kind of cataclysm happened that caused all this anyways? It surprises me that we're barely affected by any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828200
A mod said monster girl threads in /a/ were not up to /a/ posting standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828202
Oh no, I'm pretty familiar with that situation since I was around for it.
I just wonder what occurred here that caused 50% of all threads to get purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828209
Oh
Some shitlord spammed some SJW meme here, and since /jp/ has no mods, they stayed up quite a while before the 20 or so threads spammed got deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828209
I think some guy just spammed /jp/, and got half of the actual /jp/ threads bumped off the board before his spam threads were promptly deleted themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Dullahan's head and have her body hug me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827997
>A Lilim of all people so desperate for a date
Well, steak is pretty good. Not that I've ever had a good steak at a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go out for drinks with a bunch of vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828232
But anon, you are the drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828215

Never been to Longhorn Steakhouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828232
>>13828240
I don't know why this made me laugh. Oh right, I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828240
yeaaaaah right, not like they would drug my drink so I pass out and if they want it so bad then why not ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828240
Drink THIS!

>unzips dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828212
Which meme? I never look at the catalog once I'm here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828246
I don't think I've ever even heard of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827999
That's a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828249
It seems like a bad idea to put drugs in the same bloodstream you want to drink from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828257
You must not live in the only country that matters then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828261
exactly that is why I am not the drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828240
I want to swallow a whole bottle of sleeping pills before the vampires drink me!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a vampire that loves AB-

[Anonymous No.]

Wait how long ago was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828275
Month I think? Two months? Couple weeks?
I've lost all sense of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828275
Three weeks. We got this the week heading into July 4th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828190
48OO+ has been our highest, should we try for 5000 now?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_7C8oN2klY

>TFW no more Krieg Anon
>TFW he'll never team up with Earthworm Jerry and make MGs afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828284
>Should we try for 5000?
I shiggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828274
O+ Master Race, you'll be lucky to get a dubbyk to drink your blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828287
Well it's not like we'll have anything better to do once we run out of images, and once that happens, SOMETHING, will start a fight, and we will swim in the flames and we will know anger and joy, Hate is our mother and we readily drink from her bosom.

I'm getting hard thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828288
But AB- is rare %1 in whites fuck if we changed the words a little this would be Vampires shitposting on HBG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828292
You ever see that image about being unique not making you important or essential? The one with all the straight forks that have use and the one bent fork? Imagine I posted that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828275
June 26 was the date I pulled up for the first Wendigo pic.
So exactly a month ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828297
[Insert fish and hook here]

[Anonymous No.]

How long ago did less do MG terrorists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828307
All MG are technically terrorist.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a vampire so she can get a good shot at my neck

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a minotaurus her mama is fat!
So fat that she has license to sell shade.
So fat that that when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck.
So fat that when she hops on a cab, her guardian angel rides in a separate one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828304
You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828288
O negative master race, you can all thank me for being able to keep literally all of you alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828310
Granted, but ive been gone and am trying to catch up. Where there alot of greentexts about it or did he just draw them because he wanted to. Id search the archive but i need to know a general time to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828318
Wut? O neg takes from everyone, O+ can be donated to anyone, you parasite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828320
Just let it go.

I had a dream, to scour the archive, as early as it went, and take every piece of OC I liked, and for a time, I did. But then I started working again and had to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stop sounding like shitposting vampires?

http://www.redcrossblood.org/learn-about-blood/blood-types

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828324
No? Fuck your thin blood you common born sow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828323
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828329
It's called having a life you loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828321
Do you not know how blood types work at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828324
>The universal plasma donor has Type AB blood type.
I should go donate and get money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828324
So, if one assumes that vampires derive their sustenance in a sort of pseudo-infusion, one can assume that their preference would generally be for blood matching their own type, with O being the most picky, while AB vamps are total blood-sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bite a vampire's boobies before she can get my neck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828331
I remember that much at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828335
Hahaha nice but what if matching is more important so o for o a for a

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828307
>>13828320
I tried searching the image hash on moe but haven't found anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828342
You remember poorly then. O- is universal donor, AB+ is universal receiver. This is because O- has no A, B, or Rh factor antigens present that jive poorly with other blood, so anyone can take it without bad reaction, but if you put any other blood type INTO someone who's O-, they're gonna have a bad time. On the opposite hand, AB+ can take from anyone because no matter what antigens that blood has, AB+ people already have it, but their blood is so anitgen'd up they can only give it to other AB+ folks. So since I'm O- anyone can use my blood, but if I'm bleeding out and there's a shortage of O- I'm right fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch a Vampire in the mouth with brass knuckles while calling her a filthy bloodsucker!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ballroom dance with a tich

[Anonymous No.]

I want to waifu a vampire that argues with stop signs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828349
New plan im gonna post this and then delete it so i can view same in moe.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be healed by a gentle and loving monster...

[Anonymous No.]

Slightly yandere Succubus who pretends to be your wingman but always sabotages you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828364
>72 virgin human boys
What a slut. Would never waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828367
Mischievous chesire who's gonna be your wingman weather you want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828353

Dude, I'm looking at the chart here >>13828324 O pos is the universal donor. I'm not seeing O neg though so I'll just say, that's cool, but YOU'RE A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828364
>It was only posted one other time
MY EFFORTS WERE IN VAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Woof.

>Your head is reeling as you set the thick, colorful pamphlet down on your desk
>'How to raise Hellhounds - ages 5-12'
>It feels more like an owners' manual than anything
>You made sure to read every bit of the thing as thoroughly as you could, even if it took you over an hour
>A lot of the stuff in the pamphlet made you scared or uncomfortable
>Stuff like 'Always be prepared for a full moon!' or 'Don't forget to stay healthy and fit!' or 'Groping equals dominance! Become the Alpha!'
>Did they have to be so cryptic?
>Some of the things you read seemed so unlike Tai or Tia, so much so that you just considered throwing the pamphlet away
>You don't even want to get started on the other things you saw in the box that was on your doorstep after you had returned from Wurm-Mart

>Going off the little you know, you can assert a few things
>Hellhounds are strong.
>You are strong enough to where you could probably overpower one of your daughters alone if you really tried, but if they both came at you at once you'd be screwed
>At least now you finally have some motivation to work out
>Hellhounds are sexual.
>Tai and Tia are mamono, no matter how young they are
>Even though you've seen how erotic they could be, it's still hard to come to terms with
>Since you had grown up in a mostly human, extremely conservative city, the thought of children acting lewd is still a little foreign to you
>Hellhounds are wild.
>The pamphlet had said over and over how difficult it can be to control a Helllhound, no matter their age
>They are very powerful, impulsive creatures; instinct and desire are the main judges of most of their actions
>Only one thing seems to be the counter to all of this though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828369
is she gonna make you date her after she puts a shitty disguise on and be your wingman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828379
More loli Hellhounds? Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828384
No, i just like how their description describes them as putting random people they meet in intentionally awkward situations with the other girls in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828371
It's under the chart, the section on Rh factor, which is the third antigen (this is the + or -) Copied right from the page:

>In general, Rh negative blood is given to Rh-negative patients, and Rh positive blood or Rh negative blood may be given to Rh positive patients.

So - can give to - or +.
O- can give to O-, O+, A-, A+, B-, B+, AB-, and AB+
O+ can only give to O+, A+, B+, and AB+

>nerd accusations
This is my area of study, I'd hope I know it at least.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise a family with a Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828393
are you sure you aren't a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828379
>More Hellhound Daughterus
HUZZAH!

[Anonymous No.]

all these blood type facts are nice and all but what blood type would be a vampires favorite to drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828411
I've concluded it'd be similar to them acting as the recipient of a transfusion.

So therefore, their individual preference would be towards that which matches their own typing, with O being the pickiest, while AB Vamps are total blood-sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828411
AB- because of the rarity, would be a rare treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828400
I want a CC Wight to steal my virginity, like she's done to many boys like me before!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828407
No, though I am pursued by them relentlessly, by which I mean the Red Cross needs to stop hounding me just because they can give my blood to everyone. You can't bleed me dry dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828416
But that only deals with what they can get. it doesn't mean to vampires all blood tastes the same. O's would be out of luck because no variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828410
Please don't leave your pets in the car. They can die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828426
It's not like I'm saying that's the only kind that they can drink. Just that it's what would be their personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828400

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828422
>CC Wight to steal my virginity,
>like she's done to many boys like me before!
She's not really a CC at that point, and getting /ss/'d by a slut doesn't sound all that desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828434
I would. I'd be the first guy to die in the horror movie, but i would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828393
Yeah well my dick is bigger than yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828379
Forgot this.

Previously: http://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a tomboy wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828440
She can't find any men that want to stay with her, so she finds innocent young lambs and deflowers them so she can feel pretty again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828444
I won't dispute this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828456
I FUCKING KNEW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828452
That's still a boner killer. Can't she just settle on her first catch after watching him for a little while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828379
>Hellhounds care.
>Despite all of their more monster-like traits, you have seen this in your daughters firsthand
>A Hellhound would never harm a person she loves no matter how uncontrollable or dominant she is
>Even in the short time you and your Hellpups have been together, you are certain that they care about you
>They can even grasp harder concepts such as emotion and fear and hurt feelings
>The way they acted after you had found them in their lingerie definitely speaks to that
>Hopefully you can teach them enough for that side of them to really shine through
>Maybe you were right to trust your instincts and ignore the pamphlet; now that you've sat and thought things over, you feel your confidence slowly returning
>Those other things can stay in their box, hopefully you'll never have the need for them

>You lean back in your desk chair and let out a deep sigh
>After getting home from Wurm-Mart, you had sent Tai and Tia straight to the bath
>The incredibly hot walk back to the car had made the pups very sweaty, but not as much as you expected
>Getting food in their bellies seemed to have done the trick
>That being said, they hadn't bathed in weeks
>From what you can tell, they seem to be really enjoying it
>They've been in there for almost two hours now
>Has it really been that long?
>You should probably go check on them

>You leave your room and walk down the hall to your bathroom
>It is fairly large, the previous owner of your side of the duplex you live in had been a Kraken
>The extra space is nice, especially now that three of you live here
>As you approach the door, you hear happy splashing noises and loud giggling
>A sudden feeling of dread strikes you as you turn the doorknob, part of you expects a wall of water to stand in the doorway for a minute before completely soaking you, like in the cartoons
>What greets you is probably just as bad though

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how bad a slightly yandere monstergirl would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828462
What if he left her for a younger woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828450
>Pale-skinned girl
>Short-haired blond
>Nearly flat as a billboard
>Wears boys' shorts, because 'skirts are too uncomfortable'
Alright, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828424
>Red Cross ran by Vampires
>They swear it's for "the sick and miss-fortunate."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828400

I want to make a family with my adoptive Wight mom who lives vicariously through me and giggles at the sound of a young boy of thirteen gasping suddenly, his innocence lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828473
Yes exactly that and uses her ghost hands for vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828469
She's a fucking Wight, he'd have no reason to leave an Undead goddess.
Do you have a cuckolding fetish or something? I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828465
>What greets you is probably just as bad though
Oooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828485
>he'd have no reason to leave an Undead goddess.
maybe he just dident like the idea of fucking a old cold corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuck a dullahan with herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828485
>Do you have a cuckolding fetish or something? I swear.
M-Maybe a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828473
>flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828495
Why do you have such a hateboner for Undead? Do they trigger bad memories from your videojuegos?

[Anonymous No.]

Today is the day. You and seven monster girls open up a Monster Girl Restaurant.

What types of food do you serve there?
What are the seven monster girls that helped you open the restaurant?
What type of clothing do you make the monster girls wear?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828465
>>What greets you is probably just as bad though
I do like baths...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828498
I mean it's the only way she could pass as a reverse trap.
That, or binding her breasts with medical tape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828506
Hmm I like both how about flat for a long time but late age blooming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
>Kakuen
>Scylla
>Large Mouse
>Crow Tengu
>Wight
>Girtablilu
>P'Orc

We're running a seafood joint. I love some good seafood.
Also, all the girls will have outfits with a color of the rainbow, from red to violet, in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to discover my best guy friend is actually a monstergirl dressing to be a human guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828502
I hope they rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tenderly love an elf who wants to be dominated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
Food Similar To what Outback Steakhouse serves
>Cheshire
>Familiar
>Chimaera
>Alp
>Lamia
>Scylla
>Thunderbird
They Would wear butler uniforms
Also Would name the Restaurant Hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
food is basically what Hooters has, but not shitty.
>Chochin Obake
>Amazon
oh boy
>Goblin
>roper
goddamnit
>Merrow
>Vampire
>Will O the Wisp
maid uniforms, all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
>Beelzebub
I don't let her touch the food at all.
>THREE Scyllas
Triplets maybe? Their extra tentacles would make them very useful.
>Will-o-the-wisp
I don't see how a crazy yan ghost could help us
>Alraune
She could stay in the kitchen and cook.
>Mothman
As long as she keeps her pollen in check she'll be fine

We would serve seafood and pasta, and they would wear formal vests because I love them.

[Maritan No.]

One little practice sketch while I had time.
What kind of clothes do you all like?

Also mono-tan image coming soon. Likely tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any MG that can conjure up whatever you want to eat at a moment's notice? I'd kill for some meat buns right now.

I am completely serious, I would kill any of you for meat buns right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
I want to tough those wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
I like miniskirts and anything that shows sideboob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
>Red Oni
>Hellhound
>Doppelganger
>Mantis
>Kitsune-bi
>Kitsune-bi
>Cheshire Cat

We'll serve BBQ and grilled stuff
They'll all wear tube tops and hot pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
>What types of food do you serve there?
Fried Southern food, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>What are the seven monster girls that helped you open the restaurant?
Ryu, Red Oni, Dark Angel, Danuki, Inari, Oomukade, Shirohebi
>What type of clothing do you make the monster girls wear?
Slightly skimpy plaid button-ups with tight jeans/dukes of some sort. (the Shirohebi'd wear a skirt though)

It's funny that a Southern restaurant is almost entirely being manned by Zipanguese monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
>What kind of clothes do you like?
Egyptian robes.
Like priestess shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons I did something awful

>Imouto spaz out over caterpillar
>Wasted my time to find it
>Turns out it's a House Centipede only an inch long
>Was going to take it outside
>She made me kill it
>"There's a million of them, but only one of me"
>By toilet flush
>Even looked at me before I had to drop it
>House centipedes feed on spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, and other household arthropods. They administer venom through modified legs (forcipules). These are not part of their mandibles, so strictly speaking they sting rather than bite. They are mostly nocturnal hunters. Despite their developed eyes, they seem to rely mostly on their antennae when hunting. Their antennae are sensitive to both smells and tactile information. They use both their mandibles and their legs for holding prey. This way they can deal with several small insects at the same time. To capture prey they either jump onto it or use their legs in a technique described as "lassoing". Using their legs to beat prey has also been described.[6]
>MFW I killed the House Centipede Gril who just wanted to help defend my hovel from insect bandit MG's
>MFW Paladin Imouto made me kill her

I feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
Screw random, I'm opening a restaurant with the theme of an Egyptian Tomb.

The food offerings with be in the vein of a Korean BBQ, with some more exotic offerings available. Also, fondue.
The staff will be composed of myself, a Pharaoh as the staff manager, an Apophis as the head chef, a Lich and Anubis managing the front desk, and a Sphinx as the head waitress along with a mummy and a ghoul.
The girls' uniforms would be a fitting harem-esqe motif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
>What kind of clothes do you all like?
Do you plan to draw Mari wearing those outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
I dunno what's going on with that tob, but I love me some garter straps.

>>13828546
You mah nigga. I want the Thavnairan set from FFXIV.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug Paladin-chan as she slowly turns into an Angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828548
>Screw random
OH anon get good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828547
It's okay anon, the Chief God forgives you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
I'm a fan of sweaters, blue jeans, t-shirts, and hoodies, generally really comfy and casual stuff.
Sketch looks good btw, I really like her hair around her face and her wings.
Also, do you have any idea what happened to Zombie Neko? Is he still on that spirit quest or did he just say fuck it and decided not to come back?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug it out with an angry monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828465
>The whole bathroom looks like it has been hit by a blizzard
>Thick white foam spills out of the tub, which is more of a small pool
>Piles of tiny bubbles coat most of the floor, the walls, and the appliances; yet more slowly fall through the air
>Tai and Tia are in the middle of the tub, surrounded by mountains of foam as they giggle madly and toss the stuff into the air by the pawful
>Their wet black skin glistens in the light, you gulp as their lithe, immature little bodies twist and ripple as they dance around with glee
>Blobs of bubble bath dot their charcoal-colored skin and the water that has completely inundated their tails keeps them from wagging more than a few centimeters
>Now that the fluff and poof of their black tails is being suppressed by the bathwater, you can fully see their small, round butts sway as they try in vain to move their soaked tails
>It's not your fault you want to grab their soft, squishy-looking ebony rears and squeeze them and massage them until your daughters yip and moan with arousal
>The way their hips gyrate like that just isn't fair!
>... maybe you aren't so weirded out by the bodies lewd of young girls anymore

>Your daughters haven't noticed you yet, but a plan has already formed in your mind
>Looks like it's time for the box.
>You return to your room for a brief moment to get what you need and leave some things behind
>It doesn't take long for you to return with your supplies in hand and wearing nothing but your underwear
>You can't stand wearing wet clothes

>"Having fun, ladies?"
>Tai's and Tia's happy whines and yips instantly fade as their heads whip around to look at you
>Smiles still linger halfheartedly on their faces and Tai is frozen in mid bubble-throw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828562
I hope she punches you in the throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
If you could call them clothes, I'm a fan of negligees and garterbelts.

On the other hand, mini-skirts are nice, as are white swimsuits of any sort, or competitive one-pieces. Also, vertically ribbed sweaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828564
I will hug through the tsundere anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828563
BUBBLES!

Someone get the yellow fish from Finding Nemo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828563
You write pretty good loli stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828563
>>Now that the fluff and poof of their black tails is being suppressed by the bathwater, you can fully see their small, round butts sway as they try in vain to move their soaked tails
>>It's not your fault you want to grab their soft, squishy-looking ebony rears and squeeze them and massage them until your daughters yip and moan with arousal
>>The way their hips gyrate like that just isn't fair!
>>... maybe you aren't so weirded out by the bodies lewd of young girls anymore
>HeavySweating.jpg
Desire for daughterus rightly increases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828575
But anon, those are hellhounds. You don't dick them. They vag you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hands with a cute mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
>Those stockings
>That garterbelt
>That ZR
I am completely fine with this. And may need a few minutes

[Maritan No.]

>>13828549
Probably yeah, I'm seeing very good ideas here.
Also got a request for some weresheep sheering at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828580
Semantics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828585
>Probably yeah
Ah.

[Maritan No.]

>>13828558
Oh, missed this one.
I'm not sure what happened to Lana to be honest... He probably got busy or stopped caring about monster stuff.
I know he had some irl problems at some point though.
Which is a shame either way because I liked his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828591
>I know he had some irl problems at some point though
Poor kid. I liked his stuff
>Not even Mari knows where ZN went
This calls for a mystery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
>Kitsune-bi
>Mantis
>Ignis
>Lava Golem
>Jinko
>Red Oni
>Shirohebi
We'll open up one of those preforming hibachi restaurants. Shirohebi will act as the hostess, and the manits, jinko, lava golem, oni, and ignis each have their own cooking style. For a little extra, you can pay to let the kitsune possess you, giving you her amazing cooking skills. Ingredients are provided and you will act as the chef for your party.

[Anonymous No.]

New to monster girl threads, I had an idea for some lilim lewd so here is a draw.

http://i.imgur.com/1BbZ5Ic.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
>That position
>That view
This increases the erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
This style seems familiar. Do you hang around any of the drawthreads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Damn that's hot as hell, nice work man.
>>13828591
>I know he had some irl problems at some point though.
Well shit, I hope he's doing alright, his art was pretty good when he was around.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaI6SWfDnTc
>You will never get into an arugment with your sassy cockatoo waifu
>After a while it's clear that both of you have forgotten why the argument started but it's too far gone at this point
>The insults fly and increasingly vulgar and ridiculous
>While you waifu is chaining obscenities you tackle her onto the sofa
>You lock lips and rough sex ensues
Such is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Your art seems familiar. Can't quite place it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Not even mad that it's yuri. That's some good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Nothin' like some good ol' demonic incest. Fantastic job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
>Mad Hatter
>Dark Elf
>Cyclops
>Lava Golem
>Alp
>Grizzly
>Wyvern

A themed restaurant with a variety of surf 'n turf. Attire will be gothic fantasy. Now serving a variety of dark delicacies for those desiring a delicious dish. I'll put the Hatter as our host, and the Alp as our server; for some reason, chicks dig the Alp. Lava Golem, Wyvern, Cyclops, and the Grizzly can handle the cooking. Dark Elf is the best in house entertainment this side of Svartalfheim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Only problem I have with this is the giving-oral Lilim's left arm and hand. Looks far too small in relation to both her own shoulder, and Mari's thigh.

Everything else though? Hot hot hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828563
>"... H-hi daddy!"
>The semi-excited tone of Tai's voice seems to want you to ignore what's around you
>"Hi. Now, are we going to do this the easy way, or..."
>Sensing that her first tactic has failed, Tai gracefully jumps out of the tub and bolts for the door
>That's exactly what you were expecting though, you brace yourself and try to fill up as much of the doorway with yourself as possible
>Tai tries to dash by your side, but you move in front of her at the last moment
>Her nude, slippery black body hits you a little harder than you expected, and the two of you fall to the floor in the hall
>Before your first daughter has a chance to get her bearings, you instantly wrap your arms around her back and your legs around her thighs
>She struggles around in your grasp as she tries to get free
>Her wet skin makes it hard to keep your grip as you fumble around for one of the items that you dropped as you fell
>You can't help but be painfully aware of Tai's naked body squirming and sliding up and down so close to your own
>Her little black breasts and tiny pink nipples squish against your chest and her petite hips buck wildly as her sopping tail flops across your legs
>After several moments of frantic yelps, whines, and 'wan wan!' noises, you finally finish wrestling a thick leather collar around your daughter's neck and a pair on handcuffs around her furry wrists
>Her ebony lower lip sticks out in a pout as you attach a wide leather cone to her collar
>Once the first Hellpup is sufficiently restrained, you clip a metal chain to her cone-collar and lead her back into the bathroom
>The magically enhanced suction cup on the other end of the chain leash suckers to the wall and won't budge no matter how much Tai pulls at it
>With her hands cuffed behind her back, she can't do much except sit and watch you around her cone as you slowly approach her sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598

>yuri

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828618
Oh here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

shame these look like shit.

http://i.4cdn.org/toy/1437883938144.jpg

Good MG figures when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828616
>>You can't help but be painfully aware of Tai's naked body squirming and sliding up and down so close to your own
>>Her little black breasts and tiny pink nipples squish against your chest and her petite hips buck wildly as her sopping tail flops across your legs
Oh yes. It rises.

>Plastic cone and magic wall-suction collar
Hah. Now that's how to deal with an unruly dog-girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598

>yuri art
>no one's sperging out

Not that I'm complaining. I guess the night threads are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
That's an awesome picture man, my only comment would be that there are a fair number of autists who get Tumblr tier triggered over stuff like Yuri, so just know you'll get autists like >>13828618 telling you off because they don't like the content.
But don't let them get to you man, that looks great, we need more quality content producers like you in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828622
Those are just amateur works.

The only official products announced thus far are a series of chibi, nendo-like figs of the 3 main girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
>New
>Yuri

Big misstep already, where are faggots coming from? Just in case you're for real, keep Yuri, yaoi, vore, monsyerboys, pegging, sounding, futa and all /d/ shit out of here .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828626
I want my cyclops and dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828624
>I guess the night threads are better

You can fuck right off with that lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
>yuri
No.
>>13828625
>Liking yuri
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Yuri isn't my thing, but that is actually kinda well drawn,
I wouldn't mind seeing more non-yuri stuff from you in the future though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828629
>Telling artist what they can and cant draw
I wish faggots like you would die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
>Yuri
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828629
I don't know anon, seems like more and more anons are starting to like the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828624
>monsterboys
>now yuri

Fucking slippery slope faggot is so full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828632
>Leave.
Make me faggot.
>>13828629
Oh look, it's the autism police telling people what they can or can't post.

[Maritan No.]

>>13828629
>>13828598
Ignore em, I love it~!
>>13828595
>>13828604
I'll try to contact em later and see what's up, so just remind me next time I post something here and I'll tell ya if I got an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828640
Got it, chief. I hope he's OK. I like ZN. He's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828640
>just remind me
Will do, we need more people making content for these threads, it's just a shame we have so many jackasses that chase people away with their shitty behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828634
Man, you've gotta get used to it around here. Anons here are the most whiny, entitled little bitches you'll find. There are guys who call artists "Traitors" if they draw for other threads, and they hate on .less purely because he draws stuff they don't like, no matter how much good stuff they do like that he draws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828634
He can draw whatever the fuck he wants as long as he keeps his shit out of here if it breaks thread etiquette. And you can fuck off with "muh posting standards" because that's the way it's been since /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
I like your art style. It's about as good as Maritan's, almost.
But just so you know, people don't take too kindly to yuri. Or yaoi, or futa, for that matter.
Drawing solo and/or straight lewds is generally the norm here.
Good job, though. Hope to see more.
Do try drawing some Ghouls or Kakuens in the future, if you can. We have very little art of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828634
Fuck that shit, you can't post yuri here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DYFHHjSxAA
>Hanging out with cockatoo girlfriend and her friend
>Music comes up
>Her plumes begin to pop up & starts bobbing her head
>Her friend starts to join in, and you follow suit
>Soon you're all jamming along to the radio like idiots.
I've fallen down a rabbit hole of Youtube links. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

The fire rises!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828636
Yeah, newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828640
Fuck you too if you're going to encourage this shit. I don't give a fuck how much stuff you"ve drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Draw more yuri just to spite the babies ITT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828645
>thread etiquette
Cause you and your autism troupe decide that right?
>>13828644
>gotta get used to it
Or people can do whatever the fuck they want regardless of the salty tears of manchildren.
>>13828648
Oh no, what are you going to do about my picture then Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828634
>>13828629
Let's just all chill, okay, and agree that while he did in fact post yuri, it's fine as long as he realizes that yuri is a verboten subject here, and doesn't do it again.
It's fine. We are all calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828634
He told not to post it here idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828653
Yeah probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Help hold hands with yandere monster girl twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>The only problem is that she's dressed as the main character of the last video
Last game I played was Heroes of the storm, which has no main character really. But I did play as Leoric. So I guess a hellhound in a big suit of skeletal armor?

[Anonymous No.]

This has to be planned, .less' monsterboy, some new guy drawing yuri, inari is back, drace and the smut writer from /d/ and now mari promoting the guy. It cannot be a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828659
Love that pic.

Based Loen is forever based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828659
>Oh no, what are you going to do about my picture then Anon?
Maybe he will fuck the thread? You really are a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828665
I for one welcome our new overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Hey you, leave and take >>13828659 with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828665
Are you the same conspiracy nut from earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828645
>thread etiquette
Holy shit how autistic can one person be?

[Anonymous No.]

>All this manchild salt
Keep it up /mgt/, show us how autistic you really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828659
Go make a thread in >>>/u/ then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828659
Yeah, we do, go to /u/ or tumblr if you want yurishit and all that comes with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828654
>>13828665
Are you the same guys that want to get these threads kicked off?

I swear, from all the bitching I've seen in my time here, you come off as a little fishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828659
>autism!
>manchildren!
Gotta learn them new words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828680
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828665
put your tinfoil fedora back on the rack, m'lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828680
>Implying this isn't /mgt/ all day every day
My biggest regret is that this pointless whining by guys who go "Ew" at the sight of two girls kissing is interrupting Nyanon's adorable Hellhound Daughteru story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828688
>Nyanon's
That's Quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>More shitstorms
...Guess I'll just...go over to /v/ or /a/ and see if I can bring some more art back.
Or something. Wait til this all dies down.
In the meantime, take this. Cuz this is neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828650
>Slav Jinko ruining a grid square's shit to this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5cCtrtX8w

[Anonymous No.]

I recall some people last thread discussing oppai loli vampires, so I wrote something for it. Enjoy.

http://pastebin.com/53XsHDFJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828665
...You're certainly overthinking on that. Just an unlucky coincidence, we had many.

[Anonymous No.]

So how bad would sun affect a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828616
>Tia barely peeps over the edge of the tub, hoping you won't see her
>Her ears give her away though, as wet as they are, they are perked up and alert as she looks from you to Tai
>She catches you fully off guard as you arrive at the edge of the tub
>With one swift movement, she yanks you in and leaps over you as you fall face first into the hot, soapy bathwater
>A mixture of dirty water and thick, foamy bubbles fills your face as you flounder around in the tub
>At least they got clean
>It takes longer than you would have liked, but you eventually clamber out of the water, panting and wiping the suds from your face
>Poor Tia.
>She could have gotten away if she weren't so intent on saving her sister
>The naked little Hellhound struggles and fumbles with her sisters handcuffs and cone-collar in vain; her large fluffy paws aren't nearly dexterous enough to undo the collar's buckle or pull the suction cup from the wall
>Tai can only yip and whine distractedly as she sees you slowly creeping up behind her would-be savior
>Tia lets out a loud 'WAN!' of surprise as your second heavy collar is buckled firmly around her neck
>The large, black leather cone quickly follows it and soon enough, she helplessly joins her restrained, leashed sister
>There are consequences to your actions, girls. You're going to learn that now. THere's nothing wrong with a little fun, but you have to be prepared for what comes next..."
>Tai's and Tia's sullen red and gold eyes stare at you scathingly
>The two Hellhounds seem extremely embarrassed at their situation
>Sad, frustrated, oddly adorable scowls contort their dark, ebony faces and their fluffy tails thump unhappily as they slowly dry out
>The slippery wet shine of water on the Hellpups' black skin has faded, but you still find your eyes drifting to their nude, petite bodies
>Their heads droop and their shoulders slump, whether due to the weight of the large, thick cone-collars or with the weight of their own shame, you can't tell

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny that you're all pretty quick to redirect yurifags to /u/ when honestly this entire thread is built on what's pretty clearly /d/ material.

[Anonymous No.]

IIT: newfags and trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828681
>>13828682
Why do you idiots keep clinging to this argument? It's idiotic. Don't care if that's a tautology, it's true.

If all yuri-related things must go to /u/, and are not allowed anywhere else, then following that logic, we should go to /d/ because that's where "MGs" really fit best, not /jp/.

But as >>13828683 postulates, that's probably what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828696
Depends on the setting. I think KC's vampires just get tired and weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828693
I like lolis but oppai loli is a crime against nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828696
-1 penalty on all DC rolls.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't people like yuri? I can understand futa because a girl with a dick is repulsive, but yuri is just two MG's.

What about yuri in a FFM threesome? Is that at least fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828701
>>13828707
Shhh, enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828706
That's with Daywalker, -2 without

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828690
>http://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR
Well. Don't I just feel silly.

>>13828697
>Still going
Yay!

>>13828691
Knowing people here, they'll just complain about how it's from /a/ or /v/, and therefore belongs there, and not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828703
>>13828706
so good idea to carry them to shade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828699
The autism and hypocrisy in these threads is strong.
>>13828707
For a while it was about purity and people being upset over the idea of their waifu being sullied by another woman, I wouldn't be surprised if it was still along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828701
The mods put us here, not in /u/, they can go to their damn board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828707
Beta anons dont like competition in imaginary porn world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828707
FFM is a gift from god. MMF is from a pact with the devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828707
I dunno. I just don't talk about it because it never is brought up, because it's monstergirls.
At the end of the day, I just want to talk about my waifu and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828714
Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828714
>>13828716
I thought it was more that they just couldn't self-insert as a girl, and therefore rejected it because they couldn't fap to it?

[Anonymous No.]

I write yuri stories with MGs, and commission artwork of MGs doing yuri-things.

What'cha gonna do about it /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828707
I'll be honest here; I can't get off unless there's penetration (and no, it's not the same with a strap on or dildo), but that doesn't mean people can't rub off to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828719
Let's meet up and just hate each other together!

And then we can hate ourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828716
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828717
>every fucking JAV is a MMF and there's never any FFM, at least with the actresses I like

Why are japs so gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828715
Then when the mods start banning the yurifags for posting their shit here you can say it doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828724
post them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828724
I'm gonna commission less to draw things for me, and you all are going to like it.
I promise you will, honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828724
Not give a fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828724
Nothing, you are already shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828721
This. >>13828716

Too much of a risk of MGs enjoying each other and preferring girlXgirl relationships over being with a guy, just like with real women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828707
It's boring. We're here to talk about beautiful nymphos who'd fuck us, not go chasing girls. This isn't your board. We don't like competition. Don't want the threads getting more tumblr than they already are. We don't want you shipping MGs and making "canon" lesbians to annoy us. Pick any and feel free to add more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828729
But there's tons of yuri in jp threads, do you even lurk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828724
I'll let you go about your business, maybe check out your stuff if it sounds interesting. No harm, no foul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828737
Oh boy, he is going all out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuck a monstergirl with a human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828734
Thus far everybody's liked what I've gotten from him too.

>>13828735
Good for you.

>>13828736
>Nothing
Great. Cause that's all you can do, now if only everyone else would realize that and quit pointlessly shitting up the thread over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828721
That's anther part of it.
The main reason most people don't like yuri is because it doesn't allow them to morph it into their hugbox.
All in all the only people you'll see complaining about yuri are either autists or people who haven't gotten past the idea of cooties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828729
It has it's own bard, the mods don't have to shit and we can report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828693
That was cute

[Anonymous No.]

Good job newdrawfag, I bet you didn't even lurked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828724
Post some of it, I'd be interested for sure and there's nothing anyone else can do to stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828739
Then clearly the mods see nothing wrong with it as long as it's on-topic. So if the yuri has at least one monster girl it would appear to be thread appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828738
>To annoy us
Y'ever think it's just cause it's what we enjoy anon, and that it has nothing to do with you?

I know I called anons here whiny and self-entitled before, but Christ man. You're not the center of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828734
No we won't, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828744
Yurifags are shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828741
I just got here. Merely proposing a hypothetical thought over a simple question.

Then again, my fault for wanting to throw my two cents into something where it doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828747
Fetish shit like monstergirls have their own board too, it's called /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828751
That's always been the case since forever the only one's spurging out are the plain anti-yuri anons who would hate it no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828693
pleasemakemore/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828738
>This isn't your board.
Last time I checked it wasn't yours either, and the majority of the residents want these threads to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828754
No, like, really, you will.
I promise, it'll be good.
Please believe me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl to cuck anon with a paladin girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828747
You can report all you want but mods wont do shit about it. The only defense you have is creating a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828765
I want anon to cuck a paladin girl with a monstergirl!

[Anonymous No.]

I want Alps to take the attention away from yuri and monsterboys and become the hot topic again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828756
Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828767
>date paladin
>week later send her pic of you plowing a monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828747
>we can report.
Have fun getting your reporting privileges revoked after you spam the mods with meaningless notifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828749
This, good night guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828765
That actually sounds kinda hot besides the cucking part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828707
Yuri is meh tier.

So long as we do not have monster boys/yaoi/genderswap stuff going on in the thread who really gives a damn about girl on girl action. Alot of us in the thread however like to talk/draw/write about straight stuff.

Main point:
Don't give a damn about yuri.
Stop monster boys, genderswap, and yaoi from ever appearing in here.
Get over it when somebody draws/writes yuri, so long as nobody is fully pushing it constantly move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828753
I don't care, this isn't your god damn territory. Even fujoshit kun and the monsterboyfags made their own fucking threads because they were not wanted here. Make you own and stop burning down our theads. I like NTR, there, I said, and I could post about it because it breaks no rules whatsoever, it merely pisses off anons here. But I won't talk about it because I want the thread to do well, I can get my fix reading doujins or going somewhere more welcoming, but you are entitled shit s forcing your fetishes and fucking everything up. You are at fault here. You have your own board, why don' you post there?

>inbr it's so slow

Not our problem, maybe take the hint there's not much interest in your fetish on the site at large, but that's still no excuse to come here and fuck with us.

>inb4 ignore it

I'm not going to ignore shit and I'd rather the threads burn to cinders than suffer you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828730
>>13828750
Well, honestly most of it's yuri in my head, and while I can claim that's the intent, plenty of people don't give a shit about intent and don't view it as such.

So here's the most undeniably yuri thing I've got. http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/40/ff/40ff3311e077e3e73dd86bc02842d381.png

[Anonymous No.]

The night thread is so much better they said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828772
Turns out that is her fetish, she is a Cuckquean

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828775
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828693
That was short but sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828778
Hey I've actually seen that before, already have it saved on my hard drive too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828772
>Not doing it in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828777
>All his posts are getting deleted

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/x0weqTV.jpg
And the banning begins.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to confess my love to a Cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828777
So um...
Can we take a moment to appreciate that the dude who said he liked NTR got pruned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828724
Yurifags have their own board, why don't you go there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828777
>This is my territory!
>Stop burning it down!

Oh my god anon, please, stop, my sides can't take much more!

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like yuri wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827819
Late as fuck, but just refresh it: gelbooru treats the first connection as a direct link for some reason (and then blocks it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828797
You are a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828788
I can see all the other deleted posts but that one.

Also, anti-yuri banned? Not taking sides but what exactly for?

[Anonymous No.]

which monstergirl needs a stressball the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828797
Now, let's to jump to conclusions there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828804

Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828797
Let's do the same with futa and monsterboys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828697
>"Now then. You two are going to watch me clean up this awful mess. A mess that YOU..." you make sure to stare them both in the eye as you pause "... are responsible for. I'm not going to let you free until I'm certain you've learned your lesson either."
>Tai growls a little and tries fruitlessly to pull her cuffed hands apart behind her back
>Tia just stares at you like she usually does, her cold gaze seems especially judgemental with her face framed by the tall, restrictive cone-collar
>You pay your bound, helpless daughters no mind as you begin to clean the bathroom
>It takes a long time to mop up all the foam and water from the floor and walls and drain the tub
>You even cleaned the tub out to further prolong the Hellpups' embarrassment
>Eventually though, the bathroom is perfectly clean
>With a smug, satisfied smile on your face, you return to your leashed daughters
>"All done. Ready for some dinner girls?"
>"Yes."
>Tai's deadpan, somewhat sassy response tells you that your pups haven't quite learned their lesson
>"Good. I hope you don't mind if I feed it to you, those cones and cuffs are staying on."
>"But daddy..."
>Tai's tone is softer and pleading now, but you aren't falling for it
>"What? Is it embarrassing to have me feed you when you're all tied up?"
>"Yes!"
>She pouts at you from inside her cone
>"Consequences, Tai. Consequences."
>She looks down dejectedly as you try to pry the suction cups form the walls
>You are only now realizing that you have no idea how to take them off either, instead you just unclip the chain leashes from your daughters' collars
>With an arm around each of their shoulders, you lead your captive, cone-collared, naked and deeply embarrassed Hellhound puppies to the kitchen for dinner
>If they're good, maybe you'll let them cuddle in bed with you tonight

That's all for now. Stay tuned for revengeance in a few days. Thanks for reading!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828804
Probably a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828797
I wouldn't say that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828795
Because it's not like yuri is all that I like. It's just one thing. Why would I go to a half-dead board that's all just one thing I like, when I could hang out in a very active thread that covers a wide-variety of subjects I like, focused around Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828802
Probably because anti-yuri started this shitstorm over something so petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828802
Mods are retards, nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>>13826829
>1 Chimera
>2 Amazon
>3 Parasite Slime
Oddly perfect set of girls for the powers they got.
This does not end well for my pelvis.
>Bonus round villain; Matango
Hahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828802
It was a paragraph long rant about how he was right and how this thread is only allowed to post what he wants in it, y'know, the usual autism stuff.
He probably got banned because he was the most obnoxious out of the entire thing, and getting him banned seems to have entirely stopped the storm, so I'm fine with it either way.
It's not like I'm against yuri either so what the fuck do I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828728
Why you are so gay?
I have tons of JAV and it's almost always FFM.
You get what you download, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828813
First is just this thing, and then all the others will come. Fuck yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828804
Alps, they must have a lot of impotent rage built up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828813
Go make a yuri MGT in /u/ and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828820
See, this is what it all comes down to. Either it's that you don't like that you can't self-insert, or it's the slippery slope fallacy. Neither of which is a good argument for why Monster Girls shouldn't be in the Monster Girl Thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828804
I'm not a monstergirl but I need one right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828824
This is supposed to be a thread for all things Monster Girls. If you start wanting to divvy everything up, then you really should just drop the pretense and go to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828824
This is a MG thread just because you dont like it dosent mean it isent allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828826
Sure thing m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828826
>slippery slope fallacy
>implying it's a fallacy
In a thread which is constantly invaded, you won't find many people who still buy that nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828829
I don't have a stress ball but I do have one with all the suction cups all over it it

[Anonymous No.]

And this is why we don't deserve monster girls. How do we expect to be able to handle them when we obviously can't handle each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>check monstergirl press
>see new story about valkyrie
>fuck yeah, valkyrie!
>read it
>literally cuckold fetish story about guy who gets off being cuckolded by his waifu
>no even real monster-y bits, just cuckold story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828838
I can handle you faggots just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828838
That' why they should handle us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828841
Do I even want to know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828841
Who wrote it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828843
>le traitor bait
Could you not right now? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828842
>namecalling

Sure you can.

[Anonymous No.]

I think today is just an off day after a nice relaxing sleep all of us will be better off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826808
>>13826829
>Matango
>Beelzebub
>Hellhound
Excellent.
>>13827610
>Lilim
Oh boy.

This can only end well for my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828849
Not him, but I like dystopias where men are heavily valued and prized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828838
If MG became real right now they would be wiped out in less then a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828852
>waah, he called me mean things
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828809
God, you people are too shitstormy to read the nice greetext Quicksilver made for us.

Really good job mate, I do like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828857
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828848
Check the mg collection press, the second update with valkyrie in the title

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828857
I do too, shame they're quite rare to be considered by writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828841
There wasn't really NTR, and it was kinda good. Delete file pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828809
Hopefully he finds instructions for those suction-collars.

Fantastically cute as always, can't wait for the next part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828859
That mad, huh. Wanting the last word that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828841
Well, beta cucks need stories too, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828866
Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828860
>>13828870
Thanks anons! I'm sure he'll figure something out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828872
But we've been trying to cater to everyone in the thread from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

I love MGT and I hope it just keep improving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828871
>le mad maymay
Enjoy your summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
Last thing I play was skyrim with a tittymonster MC. So pretty sexy I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828838
I deserve one.
I haven't started a shitpost once since I came here.
I mean, that counts for something, right?
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828878
That's a super big lie, but go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828880
Pot? Meet Kettle.

[Anonymous No.]

Why am i still awake i could be sleeping, yet im watching people argue on the internet

Im actually entertained by this,what is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828874
It's not that long anon, basically the valkyrie was saying mean things to the MC so he could fuck her harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828878
That's a load of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828892
So what was all that stuff about cuckolding the other guy was saying?

What, she compared him to previous, superior sexual partners or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828872
They have more than enough femdom stories to fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828857
>Monstergirls come to earth and start to integrate into society
>A few years later a magic accident/ a virus aliens/ kill of most of the male population
>Remaining humans and monstergirls fight over scare males
>Men are either treated as breeding stock, or given rights but still constantly guarded, with a few patriarchal societies here and there.
>Evil Immortan Joe style warlords tear men away from their families and lovers to create harems for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828891
so am I

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828896
“If you don't hurry up some other hung stud might just come along and have his way with me. Wouldn't you rather stake your claim to my fertile womb now, just to be sure? Or are you not man enough?”

It's your regular cuckold story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828891
Beats doing something stupid like commenting on it. Either way, go rest. You're not missing much other than business as usual.

>>13828883
Then you are the closest to the promised land. Stay away from the tall mushrooms, and you'll find your reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828900
>people get off on this
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of MG likes cheerios

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828900
Good monstergirls fight to protect men from "bad" monstergirls? I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828900
>literally feminist dreams the movie
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828905
>>13828891
Ah should have mentioned I already tired to get to sleep and couldent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828906
It's like you don't want women to kill each other just so they can have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828908
Succubus protecting her man from a slutty angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828903
>That
>Cuckold
...I know it gets said here a lot, but anon, I really don't think you know what that word means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828909
>Fuck off
Not even him, but dude.
This is Mad Max we're talking about.
People had fun watching Mad Max. Chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828909
Monstergirls are a feminists worst nightmare you big baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828883
No, it's means you are so boring and unimaginative you can't even start a shitstorm
You will get some shit mg like slime, if you are lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828907
Cheetahs

>>13828909
>>13828900
Sounds a bit like 'A Boy and His Dog'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828921
Joke's on you, I look years younger than I really am.
I could get any CC girl I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828921
What did you just say punk?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight everyone. Be sure to snuggle your waifus and keep them warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828912
>implying it doesn't come with a huge list of disadvantages
>he wants to be the prey, not the predator
But beta-senpai, that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828900
>evil MILFs
Oh god yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828929
But this way you're guaranteed a strong mate. Don't you want the best woman to as on your genes?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch flat monstergirl boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a matango onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828903
So it actually has nothing to do with cuckolding at all.

Somebody going to link this thing or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828939
No.

I want lots of best ones, and I won't get them in some MILFs sex basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828945
You could get lucky and end up as a communal husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828945
>MILF
But anon, you'd make her into a MILF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828949
What part of "No" do you have trouble with?

>>13828953
I make her dead if she puts her filthy paws on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828944
http://pastebin.com/4pgPcYRn
Read it to the end though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828958
>I make her dead if she puts her filthy paws on me.
Wow, rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828965
Face first
In between those legs

[Anonymous No.]

Is it worth to upgrade my 35.6cms/38cms/38cmKais/41cms to just +1?

[Anonymous No.]

Were is a weresheep when you need one.

This is gonna be the second night in a row with out sleep, please send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828965
Well, we can't all be good goys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828969
Boatsluts a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828968
I want to rebel against her by cumming on her glasses instead of inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828944
Can't you follow through a couple of links? http://pastebin.com/4pgPcYRn

Also, it might not be cuckoldry but no way does it depict a reborn alpha the way author wants it look like. The bitch manipulates and blackmails MC like shit, anyone with balls would just ragedrop her after plenty of hatesex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828973
>Not remembering the 5 bazingallion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828971
I also get shitty sleep.
I hate waking up at 11

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, please remember to not burn down the thread, if you do, where would I store all the loli P'Orcs?


>>13826829
May as well give this a spin too.
>Super Merrow
>Bat Roper
>Magical Mantis

Not bad.

>Mimic villain.
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sell my crops to a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13824377
Amen brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828996
I want to sell my seeds to a Tanuki, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828982
>Poorlittlehumanboy
>can only write beta faggots
Yes, I am shocked beyond measure.

Shocked, I tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828971
Step away from the computer.

If it's anything like what I go through, being near technology really interferes with your sleeping habits. Take a break from the net for a bit before hitting the hay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828996
I want to feed my crops to a tanuki after they've been properly prepared by my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828999
No she sells you seed and you grow it to sell to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828992
At night or in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828996
Do not believe her lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829013
Morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829003
I'll try this
Have fun Argueing guys

gonna need some meds for this headache

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828963
So, Valkyrie begins to fall and in her increasingly corrupt state of mind, sets in place a series of events to deepen her fall, and entice her husband to be more intense with her. First a faked, secretive interest in NTR, then deliberately inciting jealousy in him.

Short, kind of sweet, 6/10 overall.

>>13828982
>Blackmails
Manipulates, yes, but blackmail is something else altogether.
And I'd say hatesex, developing back towards extra-lewd, post-corruption loving, was the intent, but it's so short and sparsely written, it's hard to get across, in my opinion anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829012
No, no, I'm talking about planting my seed inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829016
Oh how I wish I could wake up at 11 in the morning. Every day I'm waking up at 4pm
That's a messed up sleep schedule, not waking up at 11am

[Maritan No.]

On zombie Neko, I just talked to em, he said he'll try to be back again soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829001
Not him, but people are prone to using "beta" so often in these threads I'm beginning to think that "betas" actually threaten them in some bizarre manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829014
What lies? Just capitalism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829001
Hey, I myself am into femdom, but fuck me if I want anything to do with NTRshit/hypergamous sluts/demanding frigid bitches.

There are preferences and there are standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829023
So he's alive! Oh thank the maker
Thanks for the sit rep, Marr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829029
I prefer my bitches literally frigid, and by that I mean undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829025
I was thinking something along the lines of sharecropping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829032
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829024
It's the appropriate term. What would you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>All these deleted posts.
I went to sleep with the thread open so they're all still there. I'm not burn-down guy, but you dudes really did a number on the thread.

>You'll never go spelunking innawoods and slip through small crevasse in the ground, sprain your ankle and climb out only to find that a dimensional rift in time lay at the bottom.
>You'll never wince as a blasted wind blows into your face, all hints of the forest you were just in, given way to split earth and scorched ground
>You'll never meet a rogue ignis, and be nursed through her, having been given a quick rundown on the Civil Dom protests, the consequent Alpwars and the Night of a Million Shitposts.
>You'll never wreathe yourself in tattered cloth, gassmask, and the relic of a bygone era to defend yourself with, sifting through the ashes of what once was with your ignis waifu, who is oblivious to the past, the ashes of an empire all she has ever known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829032
>>13829041
>You will never be knocked out while taking a shortcut through a graveyard
>You will never awaken, looking around at first to find yourself in what seems to be a crypt
>You will never first notice that you're tied up
>You will never quickly be drawn to a cold sensation around your crotch
>You'll never look down to see a Lich and a Ghoul crouched between your legs, the Lich emotionlessly muttering things to herself as she helps the far more enthusiastic ghoul suckle on your erect manhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829029
>There are preferences and there are standards.
Well, you won't get any disagreement from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829041
I want to go to the hot springs with a Lich and have gentle hugging slow sex with her in the pool. It's gonna be incredibly cute when she starts getting woozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829038
Not growing cotton, growing WHEAT so none of that bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829045
>Ctrl + F "[Deleted]"
>There's fucking 293 deleted posts
>Some of them are replies from me
Holy shit, I talked to that guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829052
Wheat is sharecropped much more than cotton in the modern era though. Just by white people instead of blacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829051
You. I like you, very much indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829056
There are at least two that got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829056
Same.
Damn, I guess I should've expected him to be the guy that threw a fit earlier today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829058
Well sharecropping is just about owning the land so it can happen. I guess the hope is the Tanuki doesn't own the land

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829064
Well, when he's made posts like >>13824488, and >>13824504, yeah, we probably should've seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829063
I was banned for a lewd too, there could be more. Don't tell the mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829065
Sharecropping is basically normal leasing but paying with a portion (or share) of the crop.

Usually in the modern era, the landowner looks on it as a cheat as they get nothing if the crops fail. And if it does really well, the farmer doesn't like to give up a larger share. Normal cash letting is much more reliable and better for all parties. Someone only sharecrops if they are super hard up on cash that year and the landowner likes them.

The whole sharecropping/slavery thing came more from the old company store pricing sort of thing of the contracts and not the process itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829083
Yes I know that, but in the end someone owns the land and someone else works it. If you own the land and work it then no sharecropping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829059
After I came inside her, I'd keep her in my lap, slowly stroking her shoulders and upper back, nuzzling her cheek with mine as she got more and more out of it. Finally she'd just babble incoherently about how she loves me, and that's when I'd princess carry her inside, give her a nice, cold shower and carry her to our room for some nice cuddling while listening to the rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829090
That sounds magnificent. Truly a lovely evening.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a poor Tanuki who is down on her luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829094
I want to date a rich Tanuki who buys me nice things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829088
90% of farmers still lease some land though even if they own land. That's the easiest way to expand your operation and build capital. Like where I grew up, most big time farmers owned about 2,000 acres but farmed closer to 10,000.

Um, but I'm not the guy that said that other thing in the first place. You obviously want to sell your harvest to Jezebel Tanukinstein at the local grain elevator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829094
I wants to irrumate a poor Tanuki who is down on her luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829104
Exactly, gotta sell some crop to get money to buy some land or cattle

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become the object of affection to a Yandere Tanuki

[Maritan No.]

>>13829031
No probs, glad I could help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829114
I want to pay a poor Tanuki who's down on her luck for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829094
I just want to be buffeted around by a tanukis tail a little bit. In a playful way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put on a tanuki suit and fly around and turn into a stone statue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829119
Not to pry, but did he say why he's been gone? Good to know he's alive, but I hope he's OK
I'm already overstepping. Nevermind, you've done enough. Thanks again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829118
>a Tanuki will never orchestrate your life up until the point you meet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829129
"The joos did this" would some how become very accurate

[Anonymous No.]

Would a slightly yandere monstergirl be that bad? By slight I mean like 3/10 or 4/10 on the scale

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody knows what happened to this writefag?
http://pastebin.com/u/Bones-sama
I remember following his centaur story all along during last year, but then he never updated it and I ended up forgetting about it... Then suddenly, today I casually remembered about it only to check it, and it's still left to the point I've reached months and months ago...
Anybody following the threads knows what happened to Bones-sama? Did he die or something?
And what's more, would some good-natured writefag continue this story on his behalf?
I remember something like this already happened in the past...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829129
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829148
If it were bad, shirohebis wouldn't be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829134
>become
Blue-pilled pls.

[Anonymous No.]

Would bug-girls kill their regular version because they see them as a threat? so mothman killing a regular moth or something of that like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829148
Slightly yan girls are the absolute best, knigga. Although I'd love to see a yan Paladin girl who goes insane when she thinks you're in love with a monster girl and kidnaps you into her convent. She'd apologize to you over and over while sitting you, tied up, in her lap, nuzzling your nape, and giving you reacharound handjobs with healing hands that won't let you get flaccid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829148
>>13829174
Slight Yan is best. Quicksilver did a nice job with it in his Kiki story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829148

Not at all. I'm not a big fan of the more heavy Yan stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829151
He burned out, anon.

Just like we all will, by and by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829174
does she slowly turn into a succubus? Or is she so holy she stays human until you both die old

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a Holst on the vagina!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to whisper into a mindflayer's ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829196
A paladin turning into a succubus is stupid and ruins the whole point of having female paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829196
She'd fall but keep her magic, so she'd become a witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829196
None of that bullshit human forever with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829203
You mean the point of pure female characters in monstergirl settings 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 to corrupt the shit out of them?

I need to reevaluate my life...

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want a clingy slime that is always around me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829211
Would you wear her like a suit and try to kill Spiderman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829208
Corrupting normal females is alright if your into that kind of thing but turning the supposed apex warriors of god and humanity into a common succubus seems silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829215
No. Nothing evil just comfy love and having her always near by for talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829211

or always on you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829224
well that is what I mean by around like in the literal around me like a wet suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829219
I want to gently destroy a Paladin's holy hymen in the handholding missionary position. I prefer the idea of a Paladin falling because of love to brutal rape corruption. A raped Paladin staying holy until she died of vaginal and anal bleeding would be much better than her becoming a cumcrazy slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829230
would she really be falling in the first part? More like ascending into a holy creature

[Anonymous No.]

>no new MG figures announced besides Yuzuruha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829234
Nuns can't become waifus, anon. Besides, if they could, it'd ruin all the tension in the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829229

that sound like it'd be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829237
Fine it works for story elements but really I feel they need something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829238
would be comfy as fuck and she could always communicate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828640
>>13828598
If you don't mind me asking, what program(s) do you use to draw? Thinking of becoming a drawfag myself. I've gone to various drawthreads on different boards but there's so much stuff it's overwhelming.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug an older sister mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828500
What even the fuck how lucky do I have to be to get this line up;
>Oomukade
>Akaname
>Shirohebi
>Nureonago
>Youko
>Inari
>Kappa
Like just a bunch of Zipangu MGs. I guess the restaurant will be serving eastern food then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829252
Not him, but I know that Monorus uses SAI.
You could stand to learn a thing or two under him.
Him, or Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829281
Which one?
Hellhound for the most lovingly protective one and lots of fluffy cuddles?
Krakken for all the 'Ara ara' you can handle?
Kakuen for the too lewd big sis that sleeps in her underwear on the couch and never seems to wear pants at home?
Baphomet for all the pettanko you can handle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829307
All of the above and more

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere vampire that only drinks your blood because she needs it not like it tastes good or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828598
Eh. That's not very good. I guess some people are desperate enough for new art that they will clamor for more though.

>>13828809
Nice job, as always. Helluva stop to leave off for the night though.

>>13829199
But if you do that she may make some funny noises. You don't want that, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828900

burn the whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829302
Thanks, I'll look into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>muh onee-san
Worse than alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829332
I wish you luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829333
The righteous need no luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>muh intercourse
Worse than alps. I want all you pussyfuckers to go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829336
Bet you love anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829336
Blowjobs and Paizuri are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829320
Like the minotaur, the bulky big sister that loves playing games outside with you and likes you using her cowtits as pillows while you watch television?
The Lich, who you're confused about even being your oneesan, that likes to play doctor a bit too much?
A kunoichi that makes sure nobody ever tries to bully you, and keeps you out of trouble?
A wyvern that lets you ride piggyback anytime you like, and flies you around as long as you're in the special harness?
Heck, I bet you'd like the slime oneesan that doesn't really talk yet but gets you really clean in the bath while you're too young to get lewd with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829342
>>13829343
>Muh sex acts
Get the fuck out. I remember when this thread was just cuddling and sweet words.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's imagine female Paladins work like Vestal virgins, in that they have a set time they need to keep pure and fighting, but at the end they can go home and marry. Would you wait 25 years for your childhood friend and marry the scarred, traumatized, socially awkward CC virgin that finally comes back to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Kejourou a scalp massage and use one of these on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829354
Funposting is still shitposting, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829357
>scarred, traumatized
Fuck gotta help her, can't leave her like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829350
>The Lich, who you're confused about even being your oneesan, that likes to play doctor a bit too much?
Oh god. Yes.

>>13829357
Not if she is still human. Not a fucking chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828353
So does this mean im special becuase i have O- blood? neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829363
>Not if she is still human. Not a fucking chance.
But that's the entire point, so she can have lots of sons to help repopulate the world with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829357
>constant influx on physically powerful, assertive, thirsty CC's
I feel like this would result in a lot of aggressive cougar action in day-to-day life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829357
>>13829363
>Have childhood friend
>Nice girl, enjoy spending time with her, start to develop feelings for her as you grow up
>You're content with the life you lead, picking up a trade, learning your skills, preparing to make a life for yourself and whomever you eventually take as your wife. Her, you hope.
>She's a bit more starry-eyed though
>Always dreaming of bigger things
>Eventually reveals to you that she plans to train to become a Paladin, travel, and defend the lands
>Reveal your feelings for her, hoping she'll stay
>She reciprocates, but is determined to follow her dreams all the same
>Says that she can't wed while in training or while on duty
>But that if you wait for her, she would like nothing more than to settle down with you after her successful tour as a Paladin
>You're hesitant, but can't deny her what she so clearly yearns for
>You agree, saying that you'll have made a lovely home for her to come back to
>Childhood Marriage Promise Flag a-go
>She departs for her training, and you continue yours
>Exchange letters back and forth over the years
>Hear about the sights she sees, the people she meets, the skills she learns on her road to Paladinhood
>Tell her about your own success in your trade, earning yourself an increasingly positive reputation
>You're well on the way to your own business as she earns full rights as a proper Paladin
>Continue to receive her letters as the years go by, hearing tell of ever increasingly exotic locales

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829358
Pleasure induced coma

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829389
>Then one day, receive a letter about how her own personal squad is to assault a Demon Realm Outpost
>You've heard her talk about fighting monsters before, but never going on the offensive like this
>The letters stop coming after that
>Worry more and more as time stretches on
>Then, when enough time for several letters to have come back has passed, instead find a shocked-looking soldier meeting with her parents
>Learn from them that her group never made it back from their mission
>Grow depressed
>Try not to cry yourself to sleep that night at the loss of the smiling girl you remember
>Wake up in the dead of night, feeling something wrong
>Your window's been forced open, and you can barely make out something in the shadows, scarcely lit by the moon
>The shape emerges, and you're shocked to see your childhood friend
>But she's...different.
>What you assume was once the armor of a paladin has been warped and twisted, blackened in color, barely even covering her but for a far-too-form-fitting breastplate
>She's older too, as is expected, but beyond that her entire form has been shifted
>She's become a Monster
>And now she's back, the only thought in her head the promise she made before leaving
>And you shall know just how much it means to her that night
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
What'd your childhood friend become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829363
>Not if she is still human. Not a fucking chance.

>>13829389
Fuck, we had the same idea. Should I stop?

>She returned to you, twice as awkward, twice as shy as you remember her. It's almost a mystery to you how she managed to survive for ten years out on the battlefield, through squire to paladin.
>Or, it would have been, had you not witnessed her smite the head from a pillaging ogre's shoulders in one smooth, practiced motion
>She cries when it thunders, flinches as the fireplace roars to life when you throw in a log
>Vestigial effects of the foul magics she battled against
>She carries her sword everywhere, even sleeps with it under her pillow, hilt jutting out, for a quick draw, sharp steel on the leather innards of scabbard, not an uncommon sound to wake to, as she thrusts her sword into the dark, sweating profusely, and breathing shakily
>More than one occasion you've had to sit the lithe fighter in your lap and rest her head against your chest, your constant, reassuring heartbeat all that keeps her in the moment.
>But she's been steadily getting worse, sneaking off in the middle of night, only to gingerly climb back into bed early morning
>You stalked her once, to follow her into the barn, where she'd strip her top off and flagellates herself, sobbing all the while as she mumbles about 'purifying'. You confronted her and she broke down, talking about being 'undeserving' and 'impure'. You patiently let her rambling nonsense run its course before assuring her that you'd love her no matter what.

>You're chopping vegetables for the soup, your scarred wife laughing, and chatting with you as you work, rugged up in layers upon layers of cloth, despite the warm summer night. She's always cold, now. Always shaking. When you enter her, a sweeping chill covers your cock, making you even harder. You keep it a secret that the feeling isn't all that unpleasant.
>You hiss as a searing heat splits your finger in two, knife dug down to the bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829394
Nah, I'm done, you keep goin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829377
Well, she can find someone else to have them with then. No interest in human women, romantically. I'd still be her friend, obviously, and help her get past things if she wasn't a cunt.

>>13829393
>troll
Well, I guess she'll get loved after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829391
only for a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829394
2tragic4me. I'd just hold her all day and get nothing done.
She's died, hasn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Cyclops
So nothing do I just go into the other story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Dark Priest
I'll listen to her sermon first. Before going down to business for talking for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Manticore
Gonna fuck that childhood friend tailpussy like an onahole while crying all over her face.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be belittled by a classy elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Selkie
You see, all you suckas have mamamo that couldn't pass for human in order society. I have one that nobody would look twice at as long as she kept away from people that could detect mamamo mana. Maybe move a bit closer to the woods though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Apophis
Wait, did I seriously just roll my own waifu?
I'm gonna hug that bitch so hard and cry in her arms about how I thought she died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829395
'k

>>13829394
You head to the sink, old pipes rumbling as pressurized water splurts forth, spilling blood, the only hint that it isn't rust is the clear water spilling from the tap, running red as it hits your finger.
>You wince as the cold water begins to soothe the blazing wound, and you notice your waifu's utter lack of reaction
>A worried 'are you all right,' anything would have been normal there
>You turn back to her, only to see her standing there, dazed, deep shadows twisting within her green eyes,
>She takes a slow step up, and her gentle hands take your own from under the stream of water, blood already beginning to well up and slip down
>With the softest of motions, she brings your finger up to her face, but you know that no resistance would work at this point. She moves with the surety of the tide.
>Her dull gaze softens as she bites her tongue hard enough to make it bleed, and puts your bleeding finger in her mouth, licking it, almost... fellating it?
>She sucks and slurps at your finger, her blood mingling with your own. A strange warmness spreads through your cut finger, and a not-so-strange hardness spreads through your crotch
>"Honey?"
>She starts as you call for her. She drops your hand and your finger slips from her lips, now stained in blood.
>She shakes her head in denial, staring wide eyed at you, and turns to run
>You reach to grab her, but she's already gone
>You chase her through the house, but by the time you get to the back door, she's already over the fence of the neighbor's yard
>You sigh, and look down at your finger, the light of the moon glinting off the still wet appendage, bright pick and slick with her saliva, but entirely healed.
>You grab a coat from inside, close the door, already a good idea on where she might be.
>You hit the streets at a brisk walk, keeping an eye out for predators. It was the human common sense to not bother with doing this, but living in a fringe town has taught you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>monsterfication

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829445
Oh man she is cute, gotta get her back home for loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829445
I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Inari
Absolute jackpot. Marriage is a go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829445
Would let that Vampire Paladin drain my cock, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829445
Better prepare some Italian food

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
Cool, got a comfy housewife lizard.

>>13829448
>elevation
fixed ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829482
>paladin to lizardgirl
At least the look fits her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829448
What's your opinion on forced reverse corruption or humanization?
I'll delete this in a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829445
>Thankfully, no large, bat-shaped wings fill the sky in pursuit, the sewers don't splash with little feet, and the rooves don't creak with eight legged monstrosities
>Just drunken, happy laughter spills into the streets from nearby taverns
>You head down roads you've known all your life, and dart up alleys, heading towards the giant tree in the middle of the park at the center of town.
>Where you stole her first kiss, as a young dumb child
>Where she returned it to you
>Where you confessed your love
>Where she gave hers right back
>Where you stood, and watched her leave
>Where you stood, and watched her return
>Albeit, ten years late.
>Soft, dewy grass springs underfoot as you walk with your hands in your pockets
>The giant tree reaches up into the skies, and you look at it for a long moment, before sighing, and stretching
>You put your hand to it's massive trunk, a greeting for an old friend, and greatest wingman
>You skirt the circumference, until your hand digs into a familiar nook
>You steel yourself, and start climbing, from hold to hold, disappearing into the branches and leaves
>You leap, and your fingers dig into the twisted bark of the ancient bough
>You hang, and use momentum to kick forward. As you swing back, you hook a leg over, and straddle the wide branch.
>Looking up, there she is, leaning against the wide trunk of the tree, looking into the distance, where the branches give way to a starry night sky
>You sit up, she doesn't move but a soft smile spreads across her wet face
>You scoot closer, and wipe her tears away
>You take your jacket off, and pull her forward, wrapping it about her shoulders
>She snuggles into its warmth, but continues to gaze upwards
>"Why won't you look at me?"
>"Because..." Her voice is soft, gentle. Graceful. And tired. "I'm scared of what you'll see."
>You cup her chin between two fingers, and gently bring her down to face you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829491
not him but I saw two good stories here one. A spire one and a slime one. I wish I had saved them because they were great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829480
But why do you want her to get even hornier? I mean, I guess that idea about dripping some garlic over your dick and having her suck you off for hours on end while she works off the energy it gives her isn't bad, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829491
Man, Archie comics get weird sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829484
I'm still perplexed being reminded by their page that you gotta impress them in combat to claim, and the story doesn't imply I'd be all that trained. And she's an ex-Paladin empowered by mamono machines... Yep.
Welp, maybe us being close means she wouldn't care for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829493
Adorable also bro tree is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829496
Well could be fun and Garlic is delicious so no problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829504
I bet bullying your Vampirefu with garlic is a good way to get blowjobs with a lot of teeth. I'd do it every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829510
Would it really be bullying if she never tell you? I mean I just like adding garlic when cooking goes good on meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13827563
A Kiki in a butler outfit would be perfect. But a suit is nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829445
>>13829493
>Vampire Paladin Waifu
>Blood-dripping fingerlatio
>Star-gazing in a romantic tree
Someone, please be sure to pastebin or screencap this or somethin' when all's said and done.

>>13829496
>Garlic Butter Blowjob Stupor
I am so glad I came up with that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829518
I think I was the fuck a while back who wanted to use garlic to keep them away and then you made it so it makes them horny as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829516
Fuck it, I want to intercrural that Kiki so bad. I don't even care if she doesn't strip one bit, I'd do it through the pants if I have to.

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>>13829521
>And then you made it so it makes them horny as fuck
Nah. I just pointed out that's how it is in the MGE, and how much I like the thought.

What I did come up with on my own is the idea of dipping your dick in garlic-butter to induce a stupor in your vampire waifu, and cause her to suck you off for hours on end in a drunken, addicted haze.

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>>13829516
I want to talk business with her

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>>13829528
>cause her to suck you off for hours on end in a drunken, addicted haze
You're gonna be on the verge of dying from blood loss after that.

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>>13829521
Look, just build a moat with flowing water. Not only can they not enter when they're not invited inside, they can't tap on your windows if they can't fly over the moat.
Though I think the first one is just them being polite.

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>>13829528
My plan was to have the garlic on my dick, that is what I meant

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>>13829536
Not suck it dry of blood. It makes her horny, thus, sucked dry of semen.

May want to stay hydrated all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how much a vampire would pay to suck blood from someone's neck rather than a bag

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>>13829552
>Vampiric Blood Parlor
>Like a combination between a Vampiric "Blood Bank" service, and a Cuddle Parlor

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>>13829558
I would open the fuck out of one, I mean I would probably have to work before I could hire other guys, gonna need some young Blood

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>>13828707
Yurifags are cancer spamming "muh pure love" everywhere

FFM is fine though

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>>13829493
>Her eyes are a soupy mess, but you watch as she shivers, as the pretty dull green is devoured, by a beautiful, deep and lustrous red
>"I see the eyes of the woman I love." She smiles sadly, and you laugh,
>"The green was cute though." The girl you used to know grins and returns long enough to punch you in the shoulder,
>"Shut up." She sighs heavily. "I'm not... the same anymore. I knew it since before I even returned. I thought maybe I could stop it. And when I realized I could only slow it, I thought maybe I could hide it. Just long enough to come back to you." she stops to sniff, and you wipe her tears again, "Live with you, even if it meant I had to live a lie."
>"It wasn't a lie. I told you already, didn't I? That I would love you no matter what."
>"R-really? All..." she begins to strip from the hips up. You take your jacket back, and her woolen jumper, and her top, and watch as her back splits, and immense wings fold out, drooping, almost sadly, "All of me?"
>They flutter and stretch out in surprise as you pull her into a kiss, and tuck some errant hair behind her ear, slightly pointier now that she'd stopped resisting the change
>Your tongue wraps around hers as you explore her mouth, brushing against sharp canines that weren't there the last time you kissed her, and she melts into your embrace, her wings curling around to protect you from the world. Seconds pass in an eternity, and you break the kiss
>"All of you. Forever."
>She looks up at you, blushing, face twisted as she cries again. you sigh. "Crybaby."
>"Sh-shorry..." she sobs and buries her face into your shoulder, and you hold her close
>You give her a moment to compose herself, and she stands up. You follow suit, marveling at how balanced she is, whereas you have to wobble a bit, until she holds a hand out to steady you.
>You take it, and she pulls you into her, leaping skyward, holding you close.

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>>13829558
do they give you cookies and juice afterwards like when you donate blood?

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>>13829582
What, being cuddled by a beautiful, lonely woman isn't enough?

But yes, the employee staff lounge is kept fully stocked with such treats.

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>>13829579
Oh man vampire too cute

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>>13829585
Fuck gonna need about one of every blood type to satisfy every vampire with different taste

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>>13829579
We need more cute vampire stuff like this, it's wonderful.

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>>13829565
Careful, friend, you're gonna get banned if that mod is still around.

>>13829579
Cute as fuck. They aren't really high tier for me, especially among the other undead, but this is nice.

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>>13829585
well cookies and juice raises your blood sugar so you don't pass out after giving blood but maybe maybe vampire cuddles do too

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>>13829019
So i Failed to sleep, i just sat there, lying in bed Stareing at the ceiling.

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>>13829612
I'd imagine the vampire cuddles make you cold and drowsy so they can sleeping rape you and force you to marry them.

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>>13828963
It shows that writer is new; making monstergirls -sexually indifferent- of all things isn't something I think came to anyone's mind so far.

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>>13829615
Try counting

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>>13829616
No rape this is a respectable parlor. No happy endings

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>>13829618
Well, she's supposed to be a Valkyrie, right?
So, for a non-Houri angelic race, it'd make sense for them to act more restrained regarding their sexuality, prior to falling.

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>>13829621
>>13829616
Might not be any rape or "Happy Endings", but that's not gonna stop a vampire from seducing her favorite worker, tempting him out on dates, until eventually asking him to leave his position to come live in her estate and be hers and hers alone.

Such is the way of these things.

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>>13829619
ITs to late, its light out, and i cant sleep if its to bright outside

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>>13829615
Shit sucks, wish I could suggest something. If you start hallucinating, you should probably seek some form of help you can afford.

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>>13829626
Oh yes that is perfectly fine just not on the establishment, don't want to get sued

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>>13829626
>creepy "nice girl" Vampires trying to seduce you every night after work
I couldn't do this job, no sir.

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>>13829579
>Her wing flicks out like a scythe, and slices the tip from the tree, where it crashes into the lower branches
>With a platform just for the two of you now, she lands gracefully, on the horizontally bisected trunk, about the same size as your bed back home. Seems the tree will have to give just a little more to see this love flourish.
>You can't help but gasp as the world stretches below, the night sky far above, not a cloud besmirching it, curling about the world like an infinite blanket of twinkling beauty.
>Her eyes reflect the stars as she gazes into your own
>"I love you. The thought of you was all that kept me alive through that hell." She laughs, the tip of her vampiric fang flashing behind her lips, "It all feels so pointless now."
>You drop the clothes you were holding, and wrap your arms around her, "All that matters to me now is that you're here with me. I'm never letting you go again."
>She embraces you there, at the tip of the world, "I give my everything to you." Her wings curl around you as her fingers trace up your back. Her chest, pressed to yours so strongly, you can feel your own heartbeat reverberating back to you
>You stare into the sky, and pat her heat, watching as the stars swirl when her fangs slip deep into your throat
>Your legs go weak, and she holds you up. You trust yourself to her, as she has her fill, and embraces her nature.
>Her wings flare out, blotting out the night sky as her body fills with your energy, no doubt a beautiful picture, a winged angel embracing her lover upon a silhouette of stars
>Her teeth leave your throat, and she sighs, a deep serenity passing over her. She kisses you again, and you can taste your own blood, nourishing her
>She lowers the two of you down to the floor, or roof, of the tree, cut so smooth it's like an artisan has already sanded it down
>She reaches below and works on the cloth still clinging to her, and you follow suit, removing your own pants

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>>13829627
Buy black plastic and some black ductape then apply that to your windows to block out light

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>>13829630
Another thing to think about is how you ration out the blood. If an employee gives too much in a day, he'll need to take the next day off. Think about charging by unit, and have a time limit so that they don't keep him tied up all day unless they pay for the full amount in advance.

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>>13829633
I'm wide awake now, theres no point, just gotta deal with the headache i get out of this along with the other stuff

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>>13829632
Wow that is cute
>>13829637
Hire multiple of the same blood type and have hourly prices and let the parlor boys have a nice buzzer for when they need to be replaced

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>>13829632
Yes. This definitely, definitely, needs to be screencapped and/or pastebinned.

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>>13829641
well doing it would get you tired so you could fall asleep and the room would be dark

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>>13829643
You gotta think about the customer, what vampire wants to drink from two guys in a single night? It makes the illusion of romance harder and makes them feel slutty. You don't want to make these NEET vampires unable to return in shame, do you?

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>>13829649
well not for replacement but to allow two A+ lovers a full time if you only have one of each type it will be hard for the late comers.

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>>13829653
Ah, that's what you meant. Yeah, it'd be best to spread the load, the body can only recover so much blood. Maybe provide red meat for meals so they can recover it faster though I'm not sure if this is real science.

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>>13829649
I bet some of the NEET Vampires would love to act out their steamy slut fantasies. Imagine a Vampire Tomoko trying to be all ahaha desu wa~ with a bunch of callboys.

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>>13829659
Gotta make sure they tell you when they need to be replaced for the night after they get a rather hungry consumer. Bloody steaks will be on the menu to be ordered by a vampire and shared with the worker. The back room would have to have lots of liquid

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>>13829660
This is an amusing image. And she'd have the money because she doesn't bother spending it on fine clothing or expensive soap!

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>>13829665
>doesn't bother spending it on fine clothing or expensive soap!
>she's doing it in a plain t-shirt and jeans
This is perfect. I imagined her going all chuuni with it, but a ratty fujo is even better.

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>>13829675
I feel compelled to play vidya with her and bet my neck for losing

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>>13829632
>You toss it to the pile of clothes off to the side, the two of you nude now, bathing in the bright moonlight
>You're in the center of town, in the wide open, and yet the two of you are so utterly alone up here, it's like she's reached up and stolen the sky, all for you
>She straddles your hips where you sit, and wraps her legs around you, your already-hard dick pressing into her belly.
>Gingerly, you trace your fingers across the countless scars that run across the ex-paladin's body.
>"I'm sorry I have such an ugly body."
>Ignoring her, you lean forward and kiss her shoulder, lips pressing into the hard scar tissue.
>She moans and blushes as you kiss her scars, her hips shaking slightly, her cool lips parted around your throbbing shaft getting wetter.
>"Fallen Valkyrie. Ran me through. Missed the lung."
>You look at her, as she blurts out what gave her the scar. You grab her shoulders, and lower her down, her hair splayed our across the trunk of the tree like the most delicate and luscious of filigree. She looks up at you as you kneel between her legs, dribbling pre-cum onto her mons, love swimming in her eyes
>You lean down and kiss along a scar running the length of a rib,
>"Salamander got inside my guard. Cauterized instantly."
>You kiss a particularly large scar just off to the right of her belly button, a cute jewel upon her muscled abdomen
>"Succubus blasted a hole in my side. Slept for a week. Had fever dreams of you leaving me." You move lower yet, and slip your arms under her toned thighs, cupping a cheek in each hand, and lifting her hips up.
>She sighs as you bend down and kiss her lower lips, your tongue slipping past the cool folds, her juices coating your tongue. You brush a spot, and she cries out, her sweet voice ringing in ecstasy to the heavens. Her hands go to your head and her legs trap you in place, her strong calves pressing into the back of your head, her thighs trapping you there.

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>>13829678
And if you win, she has to suck on your other neck...? She might lose on purpose, you know, because she really wants to suck your dick but is too awkward to come onto you.

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>>13829683
No if I lose she gets my neck

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>>13829682
damn she is stronk

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>>13829682
>Her hands go to your head and her legs trap you in place, her strong calves pressing into the back of your head, her thighs trapping you there.
Oh yes. This is good.

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>>13829691
Is it? Is it though?

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>>13828809
Your stories are wonderfull as always Quicksilver. You are one hell of a writer.

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>>13829682
>She begins to rock her pussy against your face, and maul her own breasts, wings twitching as they lay flat against the trunk of the tree
>You kiss her clit as she grinds it into you, circling it with your tongue and lightly biting the sensitive bud, before slipping your tongue deep within her again, and working at the deepest parts of her you can reach, stroking her walls with a dexterity your hard cock could never match. You work at her, kissing and tonguing, until her legs go weak
>They loosen begin to spasm with the onset of her climax, her walls trapping your tongue tightly, sucking it in. She rides out the waves of her ecstasy, and stares up into the sky, dazedly.
>You lift her knees up, and part them, moving further up her body, until you block her view of the sky
>She reaches up, and cups your cheeks, as you move your hips close enough for the head of your cock to press into her folds, applying pressure, yet not penetrating. You know from experience that her tightness is something to behold.
>Her eyes are weeps, tears collected in the corner of her eyes due to her last orgasm, her over-sensitivity not helped by the thick maleness now butting up against her
>You reason away the crimson hearts framed in her pupils as a trick of the light, and she pulls you in for another kiss, with a desperate intensity that says she can't fathom a moment parted from your lips
>Your hands trace down her body, and you cup one of her breasts, just large enough to spill out under your hand, and sink your fingers into, slim and purposeful like the rest of her tight, athletic body.
>You roll and pinch her nipple between two fingers as your other hand traces and strokes along the rim of her bat-like wings.

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>>13829702
>crimson hearts framed in her pupils
Why do you hit my everything. So good

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>>13829702
>You reason away the crimson hearts framed in her pupils as a trick of the light
Love. Truly, this is love.

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>>13829702
>She squirms and moans under you, chest rising shakily, in quick, heavy pants, her legs wrap around your hips much like they did your neck, and she puts an end to your teasing, by clenching her legs, and thrusting you deep inside of her, her back arching as you penetrate her and fill her in the same moment, her tightness, as incredible as you anticipated it to be, her inner walls fitting snugly to your cock like it were made precisely for it, and it alone.
>You break the kiss, and brush her fringe back, grinning, "Bit eager aren't you?"
>She pouts before laughing, "You know I don't like it when you tease. Besides..." her hand goes between her legs, and you feel her fingers dance around the base of your cock, the only bit not buried inside her of her. She shows her hand to you, the wetness of her pussy connected from finger to finger, "Look how wet I am. It's not nice to tease a girl this needy, you know?"
>You kiss and lick at her fingers, cleaning them, as you make short, shallow thrusts inside her, "Sorry."
>She licks your lips, and puts a finger to them, hushing you.
>"Less talk. More loving."
>You grin wide and thrust deep, making her gasp, her hand going down to feel where you cock is spreading her wide. You take her other hand, and pin it back behind her head. With your other, you grab a handful of breast, and you rest your forehead against hers.
>Her ass is lifted off the trunk of the tree as she uses her legs to cling to your hips, her spine curving as you thrust your weight into her, her cunt clinging tightly to your shaft, lewd, wet smacking noises coming to your ears as you bury yourself into her, her own pointed ears twitching as it takes each sound in in detail, her cheeks flushing crimson as she's connected so intimately with you

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>>13829741
how lewd they gonna have lots of daughterus

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>>13829741
>You find a rhythm, hidden with in her moans, and the beat of your own heart, the music of the twisting heavens, and the frantic coiling of her womanhood, calling you in, begging for you, and you obey it, pounding into her rhythmically
>Your scant glances to the swimming world below and the bespeckled cosmos above fill you with a profound sense of awe and insignificance
>As if responding to your budding fear of being swept away from the woman you love, her arms wrap around you, and hold you close, wings curling and beating back the infinite, covering you, keeping you rooted in the moment, with her.
>Your breathing grows erratic as your climax surges nearer, in tandem with her own near-crushing tightness and pleasured screams, the plunging intercourse made easier through the lubrication and her walls desperately sucking you in as you pull back out
>For the last stretch, you hug the vampire to you, and pull her up into a sitting position, bouncing her up and down your cock with little more than the strength of your own thrusts
>Her moans cut off as she tips her head back and gasps silently, her eyes wide, tongue lolling out
>Her hair bounces with the momentum of your thrusts, and her drooling cunt presses into your crotch as you hilt yourself in her again and again, bottoming out one last time as her pussy clings to you, her quivering folds wrought in orgasm, sparking your own climax.
>Your balls tense before spurting your load up through your throbbing shaft, the head of your cock pressed right against her partly-opened cervix. You cum directly into her womb, your hot-lifegiving seed painting her innards white and claiming her
>The two of you embrace each other crushingly tight as you fill her, her tightness ensuring that your load packs her cunt, nary a drop wasted as your cum saturates her with its warmth
>You sigh as the strength leaves you, and you begin to go soft

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>>13829767
wow all that in a tree huh

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>>13829772
The squirrels and Dryads are getting quite a show.

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>>13829777
Perverts

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>>13829772
On, more accurately, I guess. She cut enough of the top off to form a decently sized platform, remember? Poor tree-bro. You will be missed.

>>13829767
>She pulls your cock out with a pop, her lips clinging to it.
>You watch as her cunt twitches, a small stream of jizz slipping out her lips
>You lie down, and she collapses atop you, before rolling to her side to gaze at the stars with you.
>"That felt... Just like our first time."
>"Yeah." She cuddles into your side, and turns her gaze from the sky to you, tracing her fingers gracefully across your chest.
>"So, you'll stay with me then?"
>You give her a peck on the lips, "Of course. Just... not here. I'll catch a cold."
>She laughs, and the two of you go get dressed, before the night cold fully seeps into your bones
>Dressed now, she flares her wings wide, stretches a hand out to you, and smiles beautifully, "Come on. Lets go home."
>You smile back as you take the hand of the woman you love, and let her wings carry you away.

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>>13829786
Yeah I know about the platform still though in a tree, well he might not be dead so tree confirmed for giving tree

Good end

[Anonymous No.]

Keep your eye on the birdie!

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>>13829791
He's like the side character that's the best wingman that never gets any. I mean, I guess mamono mana could fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829786
Even when corrupted Paladin-chan is still pure.

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>>13829796
Fuck now I'm thing of the Giving Tree but she is yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>still no stories about Anya
Jiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829786
http://pastebin.com/MEJzn22E

I think some one asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829806
I'm saving that

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>>13829806
Hey, you! Yes, you! Hold still laddie! You're a good writer. Write about Anya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829806
Good job, now I don't have to write about it myself.

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>>13829808
Glad you enjoyed it.

>>13829813
>Good job, now I don't have to write about it myself.
shialabeouf.png

>>13829809
The ruski space cat?

[Anonymous No.]

After all this vampire talk I really wanna cuddle with a vampire now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829818
>I really wanna cuddle with a vampire now
You're in luck! A vampire really wants to cuddle with you, too!

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>>13829818
I don't, screw those snotty bloodsuckers.

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>>13829817
>The ruski space cat?
Da.

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>>13829820
well it is like 6:40 so sun is already rising time to sleep

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>>13829822
Screw, huh?

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>>13829806
You wonderful bastard. It was sweet as can be. You know, you do sweet and cute stuff really well, I was surprised that your first work is what it is. Obviously I don't begrudge you for writing it, but it's interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829826
Begone whore, you don't belong in this world.

And by world, I mean my house.

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>>13829826
>Still salty that Houtengeki doesn't commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828539
>>13828598
Can't think of a better thing to wake up to than 2 new Lilim images. I even like the yuri even if I do avoid talking about it here.

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>>13829830
She can't get inside without being invited, so if she's inside, that only means she does belong there.

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>>13829833
>She can't get inside without being invited
That's some 2hu/nip nonsense that I shall not endorse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829835
What? That's traditional vampire stuff.

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>>13829824
Whats up central time brother?

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>>13829838
oh you know fucking miserable heat in the day time 100+

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>>13829837
>traditional vampire
That would explain why they don't get super murdered by sunlight either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828652
The Sun also rises.

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>>13829827
Glad you enjoyed it man.
>No one finds my cannibal murderfish cute
She just wants to be loved.

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>>13829842
Yeah, I never liked them burning up in the sun.
>>13829845
Senpai still loves her, now go write Anya.

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>>13829846
>now go write Anya.
no u

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a dullahan

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>>13829844
Yo man, FUCK the sun.
Literally and figuratively.

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>>13829849
As your senior but inferior I order you to write about her!

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>>13829853
This.

Where are my 1000 years of darkness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829851
I want to put my dick up a Dullahan's neck while she giver herself head and then cum all over her hymen.

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>>13829858
Oh you know. That kind of got waved off because Grapesnake didn't become Queen of the World.

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>>13829841
>mfw its 70 and raining.

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>>13829856
Good luck, I'm behind a thousand skeleton girls

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>>13829862
how about that is saved for the night and not sleep hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829867
Why you gotta be so mean? You're her only hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829866
I want your rain so much I swear it has hit 108 a few times too many

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>>13829870
Anya is a pretty boring concept anyway, I don't see why she's (or was) such an anon hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829871
You can have it after im done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829870
Eeeh. Space cats aren't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829877
Fuck fine I'll take what I can get. I already sleep in the day to avoid the heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829865
Fine, I'll do it myself.

The tyranny of the sun ends now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829873
Because she's a tiger. In space. With a sexy Russian accent. Zero-G sexy times. Wild, feral, Zero-G sexy times.
>>13829879
Nyaaandatte?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829862
>insert two penises
>Said penises heads touch eachother.
Totally alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829881
Thanos, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829883
Alp pls. Everybody knows the real space cat is a Space Lion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnVaDwUg5s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829883
She just ain't my thing. What's she gonna do? Rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829892
I'm not gay, you're gay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829894
So if she's not your thing, nobody else is allowed to enjoy her either? You are not living your life correctly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829898
Why don't you write her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829895
I'm not gay, you delete your stories!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what children shows would be like in a world with monstergirls. Like Mr.Rogers and that kind of stuff for kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829900
Because I'm all washed up.
>>13829902
This has gone far enough. End of communication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829903
Like Farfour but with rape instead of suicide bombing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829903
Sesame street would have real people instead of puppets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829883

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829903
>Crow Tengu daughterus watching the Discovery Channel to learn more about the history of humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829911
>Shotas and living dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829930
>The pleasure of being cummed inside

[Anonymous No.]

Night MGT I'm dead tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829976
Sleep tight, don't let the vampires bite.

Or do whatever I'm not your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829976
Bring out your dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829976
Which MG will you be snuggling tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Matango

One thing's for sure, that's not my childhood friend anymore. Burn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829981
Not him but...

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>>13829984
You should just surrender to the spores. You can see your childhood friend in that soft, spongy fungus that shambles outside your window. All you have to do is give up on your humanity, kiss her goodbye, for old times' sake, and you can be together with her again. Wouldn't you like that?

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>>13830003
Also, if you can get to wonderland with her you can get a pretty cool Mad Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830020
You mean they should... change places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830027
No_

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829903
>Alternate Universe Earth with MGs
>All the Superhero shows have wily attractive human men playing most of the usual female ones

Cockatrice as The Flasher
Werebat as Batwoman
Wurm as Superwurm
Ogre as Martianess Manhunter
Ryu as The Green Lantern
Sanhugin as Aquagirl
Jeff Hardpecs as Wonderman
Elf as Greenarrow
Ant Arachne as Spiderwoman

Living Doll as Scarface
Arnold Vanderhuge as The Ventriloquist
Selkie as Toywoman
Lilim as Darkseid
Yuki-Onna as Mrs. Freeze
Robin Inosense as Baby Doll
Red Oni as Banei
Apophis as Joker
Charley Quinzel as Harley Quinn

Ect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830045
CHANGE PLACES!

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>>13830048
>Martianess Manhunter
Martian Manhuntress, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830048
>Lilim as Darkseid
Behold your savior, dehydrated and mind-broken, and know that I am Darkseid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830053
I'd change places with her if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830057
No that would ruin the joke.

Martian Manhunter would work since it's gender neutral though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830065
How would it ruin the joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830048
>Cockatrice as The Flasher
That's pretty cool.

>>13830061
I don't follow. You want to be a Mad Hatter? Son, do you want to suck the dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830068
>MG
>Manhunter

Think aboot it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830074
Manhuntress, as in, a female version. I don't get the issue here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830072
No I want to sit in her seat.

S' a good seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830078
Not... the comfy chair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830077
Manhunter just sounds funnier anon.

>car captchas

Freaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830078
O-Oh. Yeah, it probably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830084
I was asked for boats. Also I disagree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830081
>>13830086
Of course when changing places there's always a chance she ends up on your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830121
And of course only after something was spilled on my pants and they had to be removed. Clever shroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830087
And I disagree with you.

Which makes us eternal enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830121
Why? Well, there is no way my lap is as comfortable as one of the chairs, so she'll rectify it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830127
Let us do battle the chuuni way! En garde!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830128
She'll just wriggle around a little to get comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830133
And now she's wiggling around? Huh. If I didn't know any better, I would think she were up to something, but that couldn't possibly be correct, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830132
>Chuuni

Sorry friend, I prefer the more intelligent route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830141
Edgy chuuni is not smart chuuni, Jason. Did you know Super Wurm is going out with a gentleman thief now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830136
It's all in your imagination.

As is the fact that she's making lewd noises. She's just drinking a particularly good cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830143
Yes, in fact I do.

Unfortunately killing him would be suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830151
You're not him, Jason. He's cool and classy, not an edgy little shit nobody likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830152
He's no Punisher, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I want /co/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830169
But they stopped already. Why are you bringing it back up?
You're as dumb as Dhampir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830169
I want you to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830175
I want Jews to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830179
Goyim pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830179
But Jews make all our Golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Lizardman
it fits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13821988
You know what's even worse? Being already 30 and still get asked to show ID to be certain I'm over 18 in certain occasions... It's really embarrassing, especially when I'm not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830179
What's wrong with jews? As a fellow average goy I just can't understand this disgusting anti-simetism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830203
I don't understand it either, fellow goy! Let us discuss it together while we engage in the traditional goy tail brushing of friendship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830203
Jews mutilate dicks for their own amusement. Monsters should hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830195
As someone who has to card people I'm going to say that we've been told to ask for the ID of anyone that looks like they're under 40 now. Gray your hair and get some wrinkles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830203
Would armpit-rruminate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830216
wht are you gonna do when 16 yr olds are walking around with bulging muscles, steel grey hair, full beards and thousand yard stares, war wounds and a limp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830231
I might just card them anyways. It isn't just my job, it's also the law, which helps me give zero fucks about people's feelings over the matter that I want to see their ID.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, your time has come. Put on some pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830246
No. Fuck you. I wont even wear boxers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830250
Minus 5 Heaven points.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do unspeakable things to this doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830265
I want to irrumate her sharkteeth mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830265
Shit tier Doll. Doesn't even add Good in front of my name or title

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830246
Is it adventure time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830309
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829329

>Using fire damage against a Silver Knight
>Not just backstabbing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829393
>Red Oni

Time for snu snu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830313
Then my pants are on, my backpack is packed, and my fists are ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830320
What about your handkerchief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830321
I've got a towel, it'll do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830326
>towel
See, here's a guy who knows what he's doing. You've got this.

[Anonymous No.]

> Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331
I pay fifty dollar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331
welp the worlds doomed hope you guys enjoyed having pelvises

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829873

Trust me, I don't even understand why people seem to still fucking post about Anya from time to time.

I mean, I literally was bullshitting around when I made that first post involving her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830342
I will never stop liking her! NEVER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331
Rape, uhhhhhhhhhhh, finds a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830365
And now you're, uhh, jerking off by yourself. Chaos theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830365
>>13830369
"my dear anon I welcome you to monster girl park"
(sounds of moaning and pleasure screams in the distance)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830378
>"We spared no expense!"
>power goes out
>Ushi-Oni is now free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331
Literally needs to be a MGR Boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830384

> Implying she hasn't been free from day one and has just been playing along

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830387
Clever girl. And I happen to like cows.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, boyims! It's just few days until the upgrade! You all agreed to it, right? It's free!
We will have so much fun together! I will watch you every second you will be in front of computer! I will learn your typing habits, your interests, hobbies.
I will learn your fap preferences and fetishes.
I will watch how you fap
We will be together forever. You can't delete me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830389
Nigga I'd love an OS-tan succuvirus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829323
>>13829701
Thanks friends! If all goes well tonight, I might do a little more. I feel like it fell a little flat, but I got really tired about halfway through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331
>No blue/green skin
>No spines/fur
An abomination and not the good kind, might as well take her seal while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830394
Well, I'm looking forward to it whenever you get around to it. It did leave off on a bad spot, what with teasing the potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830389
It records your voice and stores it in Microsoft's database, too. This fucking thing is Big Brother on steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

I've turned into such an intimacy-deprived cuddlejunkie over the years I'd probably end up just dragging whatever MG got involved with me in bed and nuzzling with her for days, and have the poor thing need to remind me she's also got the needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830389
It's a good thing I'm not upgrading. It's not like she can download herself, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830414
Do you have something to hide? Have you been doing something illegal? If not, why would you hide from her? Only bad boys want to hide their actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830378
Cool....
Why is it so loud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830410
I feel you. I wanted to tease it a little, but I realize now i jumped the gun and overdid it a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a tanuki she can't corner the market on hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830430
Yeah, I get it. It's just... those twin cuddles, man, let alone having them just walk around nude.

>>13830451
>Not wanting a fuzzy spider to fall for you
Come on, man. Why you gotta be like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830451
>being so gud, you don't even have to care
Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830451
Huh, wondered where that Ushi/Dragon hybrid went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830467
Ushis are great. I'd love to gently deflower one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830473
Yes I hear they're working on a Cheshire/Holst hybrid next.

MGLabs does some good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830414
They can look through all your files if they want to
Fags from Canade, UK can get jailed for having lolis on their pc
Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331
>no big meaty gun/death claws
>the cyborg aspects of the design don't extend to the human portion of the body
>skin isn't brown or green or some other Ushi-Oni-esque color
>the seal has no mechanical features either
It's still a nice looking image, but those things really tickle my autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830486
>Teleporting milk rapist with the cans of a holstaur, the mischievous of cheshire, and the loving hart of th holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331

>Human legs that go into the pedipalps

Yeah, I don't even like the concept or its /tg/ based father but goddamn. That's literally not how the Ush-Oni's pelvis area works from what we've seen in the KC art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830420
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we’ll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see

MIND CONTROL

Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830494
>still no MGS anime
>or MGR anime
Porquoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830498
Yes truly a great contribution to society. They are the future.

Apply for a job today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830503
Because KC invented the Ushi-Oni and there can be no other interpretations, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830503

You do realize that's exactly how Rachnera's legs work, right? And nobody knows how the hell Ushi Oni legs work besides KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830511
Don't forget that her fur is now purple cow print.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830521
Oh of course.

Does adding in Holst make every monster girl better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830515

The way her body is structured makes her look like a fucking chuuni who went "HEY I WANT TO PAY MILLIONS OF CREDITS TO LOOK LIKE AN USHI-ONI!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830527
Ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830528
Who are you to say she can't be one just because she isn't! Help, help we're being oppressed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830527
Depends on your outlook of oppai lolis.
Personally?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830451
close enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830528
She's following her dreams anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830531
>>13830536

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830540
Do you know how many poor girls dream of monster girls only to have their dreams crushed by people like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830389
>She will be voiced in campaigns by voice actress, Ai Nonaka
>Kyouko from Madoka
>Kafka from SZS
>Meme from Denpa
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

Are we going to run out of images before we reach page 10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830594
Maybe. Maybe we'll be gone before we reach page ten. It happens sometimes.
Don't worry, be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830594

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830535
This is from Lawyer-chan, right? Does he has a imgur or something?

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck is this thread not dead yet? I've been waiting for it to die since yesterday, YESTERDAY people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830602
Oh please, I'm more sour than sweet.
>>13830606
Our threads are not so easy to kill. Who the hell do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830611
Are you by any chance one of those Alps who formed an Alp gang to try and look cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829023
>>13829119
Thanks for the assist Mari, it's good to hear he didn't decide to quit before he even got started.

[Anonymous No.]

Sheep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830612
What does that image have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830614
N-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830619
I believe that guy wants to go on a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830622
You sound like someone who needs to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830633
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830633
She's getting carried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830634
No, you're mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830641
You sure?
That sounds like someone who wants to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830633
I knew someone was gonna post that one the moment I saw it.

Can't wait for this to blow over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830646
No, I'm someone who wants the Yeti anatomy chart, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830639
Knowing the artist she probably will. He loves Vampire bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830633
So jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830649
But you got it last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830633
>tfw no haughty vampire wife to carry you
>>13830665
I'm gonna grab her snuggle lumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830665
No I didn't, I was told to kill myself and then I left. I think. These things usually go that way. Thank you for your help, kind stranger! Now I can use this to ruin Yetis for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830651
I want her to be giving a big speech to her underlings as I pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830670

>>13818815
>>13821510

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830679
Yeah, I wasn't there when that was posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829806
>http://pastebin.com/MEJzn22E
Penywise you glorious man you, thank you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830665
I'm gonna marry a Yeti surgeon who only knows how to refer to MG parts like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830687
>why do my patients always die . gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830633
I want a vampire to carry and headpat me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830690
>Hi everybody!
>Hi Doctor Yeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830685
You're welcome dude. Glad you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830690
I was expecting a happy Yeti who helps her patients even after a well done surgery, not a sad, depressed Yeti who kills her patients

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830696
>not Yeti MD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830696
>Ooooh my, it looks like your ticky tock is not doing the right thumpy thump!
>Do not worry friend! I am very good at this.
>I'll cut open your chesty westy, say your ribsy wibsy, and give you a new ticky tock!
I'll also take a good look at your stomach for ulcers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830703
Yeti MD wouldn't cry over dead patients. She'd pop pills and make light of the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826095
>Miia cosplaying as a (female) Chosen Undead.
Could be good.
>>13826269
>Miia cosplaying as Hachiman Hikigaya
I... I... what...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828809
Hey guys, I did the thing. Have more stuff because I ended it too early last night.

>You sit each of your bound daughters down at your kitchen table
>It takes a bit for you to make sure they're as comfortable as possible with their hands cuffed behind their backs; you do your best to not arouse any suspicion either
>Tai and Tia fidget and struggle occasionally as you move to the stove and start cooking
>You can tell that their poor necks must be getting tired, in order to see over their thick, heavy cone-collars they have to lean down pretty far
>Dinner should be ready soon

>As your meal gets closer snd closer to being done, you can hear your Hellpups start to whine and whimper in their seats
>Even though you're inexperienced and the stuff is probably burned, the smell of bacon is really making the pups squirm
>Soon enough, you have three bowls of hot, steamy angel hair pasta topped with slightly overcooked bacon bits and olive oil
>A little plain, but this is the first meal you've cooked for your new family
>"Oh girls, this is so delicious!"
>You make a big show of enjoying your own food while your restrained Hellhound puppies look from you to their own bowls with intense looks of longing and need on their cute, panting faces
>As teasing as you are,you do your best to finish quickly, you don't want the girls' food to get cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830732
>Once you are done, you slide your bowl aside and pull their chairs closer to you
>Tia whimpers and Tai yips softly as the wooden legs of their chairs grate on the floor
>Now that the pups are close enough for you to feed them, you can tell how desperate they are for a taste of your delicious meal
>Their bare, black chests and flat, squishy bellies rise and fall in time with their heavy breathing while their little pink tongues hang adorably out of their wet mouths
>The only sound besides that are the occasional clink of handcuffs as Tai and Tia shuffle around uncomfortably in their seats
>You find yourself longing to fondle their little, pointed, beautifully fuzzy ears as they droop and twitch with desire and frustration
>"Say aah, Tia."
>Tia says nothing as you hold the generous forkful of pasta up to her mouth, but she opens up all the same
>As carefully as possible, you deposit the food in her eagerly waiting maw
>Once the fork is gone, Tia greedily chews and smacks at her little reward
>She even growls a little in satisfaction
>"M-more please, daddy."
>You feel as though your whole body has become as limp as the noodles in front of your daughters
>Tia's soft, quiet voice is only barely different from her sister's, but hearing it makes you feel weak
>She is finally opening up to you.
>"In a minute, Tia. In a minute."
>Your free hand caresses Tia's smooth, ebony back as you struggle to get pasta onto Tai's fork
>You'd feel awful if you took your loving hand off of Tia even for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830732
>>13830734
>More Hellpups
Hooray!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830734
>Once you finally have an acceptable amount of pasta tangled in the fork, you raise it to Tai's lips
>"Thanks for being patient Tai. Say aah."
>She eagerly snaps at the food and her sharp white teeth clunk and grate against the metal of the fork as you pull it from her mouth
>As expressive as her sister was when you fed her, Tai seems even louder
>Happy little growls and nomming sounds come from behind her firm, full black lips as she gratefully eats her bacon pasta
>Even though it takes awhile to alternate feeding forkfuls of noodles to your daughters, your tender, loving focus never fades
>The shame of their bubble-terrorism earlier has completely faded and from the way your Hellpups have stopped struggling against their tight handcuffs, you can only hope that they've learned their lesson
>Their tails have definitely picked up speed; the long, fluffy appendages have resumed their usual rapid wagging as you finally set the last, recently cleaned fork down in Tai's empty bowl

>"Okay girls. I think it's time to take your cones off. You've been very good, and I'm keeping my promise."
>The helpless Hellpups gratefully sit up and stretch their petite backs as you unhook the tall, stiff leather cones from around their tight collars
>The collars themselves come off next, a thin film of shiny sweat marks exactly where the thick bands of leather sat around Tai's and Tia's thin black necks
>Finally, the handcuffs.
>The pups happily massage their furry wrists as soon as they are freed
>"How about we go into my room and cuddle a bit? I'm sure you girls are tired."
>"Yes daddy!"
>Tai's voice is full of it's usual boisterous enthusiasm again, and Tia is barely smiling at you
>Your own smile never fades as you wrap your arms around their bare shoulders once more and lead them to your room; you hardly even notice the odd, dark spots in the girls' chairs as you leave the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830738
>At first, the nude black puppies are hesitant to join you in your queen-sized bed, but it doesn't take much to coax them in
>Their extremely hot, silky smooth and beautifully naked bodies wrap around yours as Tai and Tia settle in on either side of you
>They rest their heads on your shoulders, their soft, shoulder length black hair feels nice against your bare skin
>You try not to think too much about the fact that the natural resting places for your hands seem to be your daughters' firm little butts
>The fuzzy black fur of their tails tickles your wrists as your pups contentedly bounce them up and down on the bed
>They don't seem to mind that your large, strong hands squeeze their squishy black butt cheeks firmly as you pull them closer to yourself
>Their tiny, charcoal black breasts are pressed tightly against your sides; you can barely feel their puffy pink nipples poke into you
>The intense heat from the girls' petite bodies isn't uncomfortable, even in the hot summer heat that still lingers at night
>You find yourself drifting off to sleep, surrounded by a sea of smooth black skin and soft black fur as you lovingly cuddle your little canine daughters tightly to your chest

And there we go. Hopefully that's a better place to leave off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830732
>quicksilver writing something
When this gonna turned into BDSM fest? Or it already happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830748
Anon please. There's definitely been a little, but there will be more. Just wait for it, I promised you femdom, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830738
>>13830743
Fantastic, always nice to have a little bit more.
>Yo hardly even notice the odd, dark spots in the girls' chairs
>They don't seem to mind that your large, strong hands squeeze their squishy black butt cheeks firmly as you pull them closer to yourself
Hot. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830748
It already did? He had them bound and coned for dinner.

>>13830755
Oh? So they're gonna turn it around on him? Good, good, as is the Hellhound way...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830756
It's exciting, isn't it?

>>13830758
>spoiler
Gotta keep things realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830743
Yes. This is a much better place to leave off. Also, those fucking pups, man. I'm glad you actually took that guys Hellhound suggestion, because this is some good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830767
Well, clear that they're excited at the very least.

Can't wait for more, loving this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830770
>>13830771
Glad you guys like it!

I'd never really considered Hellhounds before, but that suggestion actually made me go look at the profile again and think things over. He was right, they work pretty damn well for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830755
Well, that's that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830781
I don't know why but I had it in my head that this wouldn't end in daughter dicking. This is so ending in daughter dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830803
Well, I mean, he asked what we thought of Lolidom before even actually starting it. I guess if you didn't see it, or put two and two together I can see why you wouldn't expect it to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830803
Daughteru dicking ending is the best ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830806
>Spoiler
And personally, my answer was "It's the absolute best".

So, lookin' forward to what may come.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw wanting to write a Lolidom Vampire for a while
>tfw started writing a masochistic Anubis sexually abused by her teacher instead
>tfw still have things involving Dragons to write
One of these days I should just stop playing vidya when the urge to write hits me, rather than "Wait for a break in the gameplay".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830806
Aw wut, that was him? I remember responding that a grown ass man being at the mercy of kids was dumb, unless somethin' like supernatural strength came into play. Oh well, I'm still enjoying it I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830819

At least you're not in a rut of writing shitty greentexts involving Vampires because you're too afraid of being derided by name uploading actual prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13828971
why not try counting sheep instead? another wip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830824
>tfw I used to write my now ex's papers for her while she was an English major
>Lowest grade they ever got was an A-
>Only ever write greentexts
I don't have a suitable reaction image to convey the bemusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830835
The bodies look fine, but the faces look a bit too...rigid?

Otherwise it's coming along nicely, Snibako.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830835
I'd count those all night long, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830835
Fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830835
N-no, no! Not the kidnapper, not her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830806
Does it count as lolidom if it's a legal loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830852
It's a body type so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830844
What if they teamed up as partners in crime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830840
>someone recognized me
o-oh my

And i'll rework them some more, thank you for the feedback.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope KC makes a version of this monster girl soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830859
No! No!

Nooo... NO!

NONONONONONONONONONO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830839

I try to write prose because unless you do that on pastebin and shit the thread gives you a load of

>XD he doesn't pull a Captain or LDR or ELH and be a massive attention seeker!

When realistically it's a fuckload more boring to write prose than greentext because with prose people expect 100,000+ word epics like Anonymoose Saga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830866
>Not a real dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830870
>with prose people expect 100,000+ word epics
No they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830864
The original Faggot Cat™

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830870
>people expect 100,000+ word epics like Anonymoose Saga
They don't tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830871

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830870
>100,000+ words

>tfw 33,000 words on a story I'm trying to finish editing and consider it little more than a short.

Aren't normal 300 page paperbacks like 75-90k? It takes awhile but it's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire pregnant with twins asking for belly rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830881
What is Alice eating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830803
Who did you think we were dealing with? Quicksilver is the daughteru dicking master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830864
Steamed jan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830890
Erubitesickle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830809
God, this show was probably what initially sparked my loli/daughteru fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830881
>slime bitch
>smiling
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830870
>people expect 100,000+ word epics like Anonymoose Saga.
I don't think people even like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830885
You can feel them purring inside her and give slight kicks when they hear your voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830896
looks tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830920
That's not how babies work but its still adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830928
>That's not how babies work
This sounds like a job for MAMONO MANA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830331

> Pretty fun to draw, but I should probably have made it clearer that she has taser-sticks for immobilizing men…

WELP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830938
Somebody's gonna get tased in the balls~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830938
What else is she supposed to do? Ask nicely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830909
I sure as fuck don't. At least not with most stuff from here, and the only exceptions I make are when I was around for the start and read it from then. I'm partly glad for it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830946
Which stories would those be, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830945
you'd be amazed at what a little kindness can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830881
>you will never be raped by Alice and the Heavenly Knights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830952
But look at her!! She's a scary cyborg! All the men would run away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830953
Good, I'd rather do it consentingly with Granberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830955
I wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830819
Same.
>Metal Gear Solid 5 will be out in just over a month so chances are when I'm done with Terraria that'll be the new excuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830959
>just over a month
Suddenly life doesn't seem so bad no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830958
Maybe that's because you're a weirdo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830963
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830870
>Anonymoose Saga

I don't think people even care about that anymore. Is he even updating it these days? It's overly long and the characters are all stupidly overpowered mary sues, so that's hardly the best example you could give.

Anyway, plenty of writefags use prose without turning their stuff into epics, just look at the one-shots on most pastebins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830947
Currently, from here? None. I've only been back since March, and I just can't be bothered to read long stories from before that, especially after some of the things I've heard about the more talked about ones. What I had in mind were things like Berserk or something else, which have been running for so long that I just wouldn't start if I hadn't years ago. Guess I worded it poorly, apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830953

Tamamo is the only good knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830973
I'd love to write epic sagas and space operas though.
Too bad I can't into long-term planning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830973
>>13830909
>>13830880
>>13830873

Well you people make it feel like unless it's some kind of epic smut that goes through an entire life of the character it's irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

SLIMES. WEARING. LATEX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830993
How so? There are plenty of short stories that the thread has enjoyed, they just hardly get mentioned anymore. Unless it's a recent thing you aren't going to have your work talked about often unless it was infamously bad/controversial, and you don't want that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830993
Just your imagination dude. My least popular story is my longest, at 150k+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830755
>spoiler

Ah fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831001
pretty hot and I don't have to worry about her tracking slime every where nice

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Cheshire to suck me off under the table in a fancy restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831001
Do bodysuits count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831001
I have no complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831004
Exactly. You'll never know what will just gel with the thread It helps if you write something generic and cutesy though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831011
I want to have voyeuristic sex with my fat-bottomed loli Cheshire that's also a bellhop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831011
Would you reciprocate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831014
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831021
>>13831011

>TFW pulling Cheshire's leg up and fucking her in such a way that if the elevator doors open people can see your cock going in and out of her
>TFW your excess semen splatters to the floor
>TFW the only person to smile smugly after noticing the puddle is the Mad Hatter bellhop the loli-shire works for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831024
Of course. We could take turns every time we go out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831032
Hellooo boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830993
>goes through an entire life of the character
Who even does that? The only ones like that I can think of are some Harblador stories that are snapshots from a period of decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831001
SLIMES. WEARING other females

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831001
>>13831014
I want to intercrural a wetsuit-wearing Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831041
No anon, it's other females wearing Slimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830993
Just write how you want to write, jesus

if you don't want to use prose, go ahead

don't go around saying it's the thread forcing you to do so because they give you a 'feeling' or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831045
I want to see this so bad now
>A succubus wearing nothing other than a slime covering her like a latex suit
>The slime's 'hands' are cupping the succubi's breasts
>and she's manifesting her head just behind the wearer, grinning because she's sort of hiding the goods from the viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831055
Not him, but I kind of see where he's coming from
If someone tries a greentext on pastebin I normally don't bother with it, the whole things feels lazy and stupid outside of the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831020
Yeah, cute and sweet is usually the way to go to get anon's heart. We're simple creatures.

>>13831063
>If someone tries a greentext on pastebin
Who actually does this though? Most the time the greenwords are written here, and pased to the bin to save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831061
If you fuck your waifu through a Slime bodysuit/condom, is it NTR? How about if your waifu is the Slime and you fuck other girls through her? I have a boner now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831061
God, if Slimes teamed up with other monstergirls, they'd be unstoppable. They'd just be able to wrap around you and trap you inside them with their partner.
>You'll never be trapped inside a slime with a succubus.
>The succubus will never ride you senseless while the slime licks your face and whispers dirty things into your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831073
Just get a harem nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831068
You see it fairly often. Several of the currently active writefags seem to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831099
I know some turn their greentexts to prose eventually. Quicksilver does it pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831107
Yep. Peny has turned some things into actual stories too, if I recall. I actually don't know of anyone who puts greentext format writing in a bin without actually writing it here before hand. Maybe they just aren't on my radar or something though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831116
>I actually don't know of anyone who puts greentext format writing in a bin without actually writing it here before hand
Yeah, I think that the guy it either confused, or just looking at stories on the collection, and following the paste link, and finding greentexted stories without realizing they were posted in the thread first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831118
Hmm, maybe that's it. From what I saw there were a lot of greentext style stories on the pastes, but I was probably looking at thread stories moved over like a previous anon said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831139
Not him but there have been some people who did greentext format in pastebin without posting here in the past. It's not common but it has happened. Always made me drop a story when I encountered that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831139
Yeah, I think you're just got the order wrong. It'd be freakin' weird to write your meme arrow stories in the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831076
>When the Succubus gets a load out of you they switch places

[Anonymous No.]

Will we ever see more of that Foo Dog thing from a month back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13826887
What did lords of change ever do to deserve dickings

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the best monster to wake up to, go downstairs to the kitchen, and she broke into your house and she's making you coffee and breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
A paladin, BECAUSE MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER.

But seriously folks I'd say Holst, Kitsune or Cheshire for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
I'd have to go with kikimora or kejourou. Bonus points if she manages to make you feel silly for being freaked out by the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
Fairy.

The coffee would have 50 sugars.

The breakfast is a bunch of mushrooms she dragged in from the backyard. May or may not be poisonous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
Arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
An Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
Houri, sweet chocolate reward from heaven + berbers know how to make the best coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
Jinko
she broke in and is cooking all my steak for breakfast. I ask her what she's doing here and she says saving me from poor nutrition. then we eat, lift and fuck.
>captcha images are waffles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
Possibly an Ignis. They're not my favorite, but with all their knowledge of fire, they'd probably figure out how to cook everything to perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>You find yourself as a teacher for a class of delinquent monster girls
>An Alp who smokes and holds her cigarettes with her tail
>A Kitsune who makes no effort to hide her under age drinking
>A Werewolf that engages in compensated dating and makes no effort to hide her opinion that you're a "useless virgin"
>Cheshire stoner twins that won't stop making wisecracks during class
>A Jinko with various cuts and scrapes all over her who is rumoured to fight for money
>A Leanan Sidhe graffiti artist who keeps drawing lewd things on her desk and the walls
It's up to you and your shy Holst helper to put these girls on the right path, are you up to the task anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
You better believe I'm going to reach these kids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
Why the fuck am I teaching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
I don't know. Probably not. Can't the Holst and I just run off together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831283
Wight or arachne. Or some kinda crazy hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
Get fucking ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831369
For reasons.
>>13831376
But she insists she needs that job to feed her imouto and if you leave her there the class will probably bully her into despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831385
Well I quit, I ain't teaching a class full of little shitheads that don't deserve anything good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
>Alp
Just make it a delinquent Succubus, christ.
I'm ambivalent towards Alps, but you don't have to force them into everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
>Alp
Well here in America, you're allowed to smoke cigarettes once you're 18, so assuming this is a 12th grade class and she's of age, I'm not going to hassle her about smoking unless she's doing it in the class.
>Kitsune
School counselor.
>Werewolf
What the hell is compensated dating? The useless virgin bit is sad but true, but it won't stop me from sending her to detention if she talks about it in class.
>Cheshire stoner twins
As hilarious as this sounds, talking during class isn't allowed. But if they stop, I'll go over to their house on the weekend and watch stoner flicks with them! I won't be stoned, of course. I'm not about that lifestyle.
>Jinko
I'm going to avoid the fighter because as arousing as muscular scratched-up girls are, they're also intimidating and I'd rather not get my ass kicked.
>Leanan Sidhe
I'll take her down to my city's art district and show her all the good she can do with her graffiti skills! The stuff out there is amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831395
I'm not normally a fan of Alps but it fit the whole "lets make them as messed up as possible" theme. Succubutts are love though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831385
Well, we can take her with us then. I don't mind her joining us in our journey.

>>13831402
>What the hell is compensated dating?
It means she's a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831402
>compensated dating

basically prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
>>An Alp who smokes and holds her cigarettes with her tail
Steal her cig and smoke it
>>A Kitsune who makes no effort to hide her under age drinking
Take her drink and drink it
>>A Werewolf that engages in compensated dating and makes no effort to hide her opinion that you're a "useless virgin"
Tell her that her prince in shining armor doesn't like used goods
>>Cheshire stoner twins that won't stop making wisecracks during class
Wisecrack with them so long as it doesn't take up too much lesson time
>>A Jinko with various cuts and scrapes all over her who is rumoured to fight for money
I train hard to kick her ass, her punishment for loss being getting the highest grade of the class
>>A Leanan Sidhe graffiti artist who keeps drawing lewd things on her desk and the walls
Get her to teach me to draw lewd things too

You gotta talk to these kids on their level. You gotta learn from them. No one will give a fuck how I chose to teach either, they're just a buncha delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831402
>What the hell is compensated dating?
Dates for money, sexy time optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831413
>>13831414
>>13831421
Looked it up. If we're assuming I'm teaching this class in America, there's teeeechnically no law against dating a person you don't know in return for gifts, but still, I'll tell her that it doesn't exactly make her look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no Alraune smut ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831402
>I'm not going to hassle her about smoking unless she's doing it in the class.

I kind of want her to try just so I can shout "No fags in class!" and watch her confusion.

>So uh, I should go then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
>put alps cigarettes out in coffee can
>take kitsune's booze, drink some and then shit talk her taste in booze
>show Werewolf some videos I used to make when I was a young man, star of "Anon goes to the mist continent" and "Anon bangs Zipangu". She will then know I am neither a virgin, and definitely not useless
>Ask the Stoner twins after class if they have any hookups for some Psilocybin wonderland shrooms
>work out at gym with Jinko.
>show Leanan Sidhe books of art, naturally, she starts making art of Greek nudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831433
BOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

Can I teach the Monster Girl honor class instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831444
You mean a class full of smarty-pants monstergirls with a professor fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831453
Alternatively, a class full of pretentious fucks who don't really care about their professor's looks because they're all focusing on their studies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831453
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831456
Like they won't all be teacher's pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831475
>teacher's pets
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831505
I guess some would rather have a teacher pet.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would be the best teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
Dullahan. You get to facefuck her head as her body manages the class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
Sea Bishop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
Mindflayer. All the knowledge straight into their minds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831563
Try not to think with your dick for a moment, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831579
Non non non non non

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
An old married one, so she could focus on her job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
A Kikimora maybe? Maybe one who is a little rebellious and didn't feel like becoming a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
Crow Tengu or Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
Leanan Sidhe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831557
An old 9-Tailed kitsune would be the best history teacher ever. She could tell you a virtually unbiased and unaltered first hand account of the past 8+ centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831617
But what if she was on the Southern side of the Civil War?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831637
>Damn northerners, takin' away my sla- "servants."
>Seriously, some of my best tailbrushers were there.
>But NOOOOOO apparently those scaly bitches were jealous and had to free them.
>Now I have to pay to get a good tailbrusher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831563
She's blushing and moaning with her head on the teacher's desk, panting hard between frantic breaths to get the class to stop, she begs, teary eyed as she fights through another orgasm, pleading for the boys in the class to end the relentless gangbang on her body, each hole filled nearly twice with cock, armpits, feet, hands, all smeared in cock juice, the throbbing heat of erections passing through her lewd, busty body. The rapetrain doesn't break untill the pealing warning to go the next class. As one they cum, covering her boy in their semen before dressing it back up again in her tight skirt and top, now soaked in jizz and see-through. Smirking, each boy gives the head a kiss on the lips as he passes, before the last tosses her over to her body, where the blissed out whore will re-attatch herself, when she finds the will to, saved by the bell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831645
I certainly hope that no balls touched.
And get out of here sloppy seconds-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831645
>gangbang
It's shit. Pay me 50000 gil and try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831654
>>13831655
She's used goods, who cares. sloppy seconds only comes into play when you wanna waifu it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sticking with my previous statements.
Teach Math=not raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831662
I dunno, those crow tengu and anubis can get pretty repressed since they work so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831645
>gangbang
Well, you tried, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831665
Well extra credit is 1 month without rape will be 25 points added

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831673
>They all save up through the full school year
>But the door is sealed shut on the final day of school with every one of them soaking their seats
>Insert Murder of crows joke here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831678
oh uhh fuck I guess bribing to not rape only works at the start of the year. I'm sure they would argue who gets to rape me first long enough for me to to get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831689
*for me to not get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831689
You have a point there. They'd have to form a democracy of some point, and it'd take a while to determine what kind of democracy would be best for the situation. After that each girl would try to convince the others why they need to rape you first, as opposed to them, which would be a lengthy speech driven process. Finally, when voting comes, there will be demands for recounts. You might be tied to a chair all day but eventually the dragon principal will wonder where you are and find the classroom arguing like the US congress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831645
>Gangbang

My only friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831701
hopefully they don't just base it off of who has highest grade and then work out the tie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831360
I want to follow a delinquent Alp and try to marry her!

[Anonymous No.]

>http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq
This is the best greentext smut I've ever read. Why don't we have train molestation stories more often, I can already imagine a lot of creative scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831707
Ooooh, fresh out. How about a delinquent cupid instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831711
>I can already imagine a lot of creative scenarios.

then write them

[Anonymous No.]

I want to send delinquents to after school detention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831713
No! I want my delinquent Alp! I mean, I can follow a delinquent Cupid and be her assistant, carrying her cigarettes and calling her "so cool!" but all the time I'll be thinking about how the Alp would've done it cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831714
That'd be cool and all, but I can't write worth shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831645

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831721
since when is that an excuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831721
Well not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831711
All hail Penywise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831707
>>13831718
Do you enjoy being a faggot or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal a Cupid's bow and arrows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831617
I want to help an Old Fox find the Fountain of Youth so she can experience youthful vigor again without losing her maturity and experience! Only for it to go awry and turn her back into a young kit baby, drink some of the water myself, become a baby as well and enjoy being her new childhood friend as we grow old together!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach Home Ec/FACS in MGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831740
It puts bread on the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831748
there is a hole in your plan, "baby"

WHO WOULD RAISE YOU BOTH?

[Anonymous No.]

>sexytimes with your scylla/kraken/mindflayer waifu
>she looks at you shyly while holding up a tentacle
"A-anon... there's something I've wanted to try for a while... w-would you be OK with me putting one in you?"
>wat do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831753
That creepy old Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831721
Please anon I can't write for shit either but I've at least done a few greentexts that were moderately well received. Not everything needs to be a 15 post long pastebin worthy story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
Yes, fuck the Thread Consensus. It's not gay if it's with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
In the ear? Okay! My mouth? Sure! My ass? FUCK NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
Cut all of them off and get a new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831751
so teaching sewing and cooking to monstergirls? That can't back fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
Consent with the condition she'll let me bind her in rope and jackhammer her later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
Would you take responsibility if i alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
What >>13831776 said.
I poop from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831456
I would like this.
>"You already studied this right? Here's your list of projects for the semester. Exams start in 2 months. After all, I'm just a person who gives out grades. If anyone has questions or would like me to teach, wake me up."
>After that, I sit back in my chair and sleep the whole class

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831797
>that one bitchy hellhound in the front row tells her mother about you being lazy
>her mother is the principle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829615
Smoke some weed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831797
> Mister Anon, if you're not going to teach us calculus properly can we at least use you for sexual relief while we study for ourselves? We can't concentrate when we're horny."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831799
>>13831806
Fuck it time to teach

[Anonymous No.]

Man shop class that would be fun to teach. Probably have them build a shack for extra school storage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831799
Little does she know her mother is the staff room bicycle.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon! You've been tasked with impregnating three monster girls in the next year or an evil wizard is going to turn your town into a demon realm and forcible marry you to a lazy dragon who puts the lard in lardball.

Roll for the ones you need to impregnate.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno if you guys saw, but some new MonMusu anime character designs were released.

Kii (1/4)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831828
Lilith (2/4)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831828
We've seen them, but it appears you don't have the versions with larger image dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831834
Draco (3/4)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Siren
>Inari
>Holstaur

Alright that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
Scylla ghost and ...Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide II ....

[Anonymous No.]

>13831799
>"They get the grades. What more do you want from me?"
>>13831806
>"You have your hands. Let a man sleep."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Werecat, Wererabbit and Kiki
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ant_Arachne
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Scylla
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kakuen

Lets do this.

But doesn't that mean I have to marry them?
>>13831840
You better tenderly love that book anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831838
I want to rub her scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831838
Lala (4/4)
>>13831837
These are the largest I could find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831799
I want to be the good teacher's pet student who tries to suck up to the Principal Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Parasite Slime
>Chimera
>Kitsune-bi
They're all getting a generous helping of baby batter. I don't even mind Parasite slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831846
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831847
She's a lesbian, anon. And a rather psychotic one at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831854
Don't care scale rubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Heaven
>Druella
>Chief God
I'm gonna need to harness my spiral power for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
Why would a wizard purposely create MORE little monster shits he has to deal with later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831848
Well we saw better versions last week.
Multiple times, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of Hellpups, I've always found the pouty expression that Loen draws them with quite adorable and fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831851
Well it's certainly going to be chaotic. Still it'd be nice to see them in wedding dresses. Especially the Kakuen.
>>13831860
He's a wizard anon he don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

If I taught in a school in MGC, I'm gonna get an American flag and say the Pledge of Allegiance every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831860
Because he's a dick.
Also, he may or may not be doing a favor for an old friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831854
Nothing said she had to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Chimaera
>Karakasa-Obake
>Succubus
I'm fine with fucking everything except the umbrella. Do I really have to fuck the umbrella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Vampire
>Chimera
>Werewolf
Impossible. How can I impregnate the Vamp if I smell like wolf and visa versa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Living Doll
>Matango
>Kitsune-bi
Fuck it, I'll marry the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831871
Depends, do you want to be stuck with a lardass dragon for the rest of your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
Can I skip rolling and just marry the Dragon Girl? I don't care if she's fat, I bet she'd be nice and cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Dark Valkyrie
>Elf
>Succubus

Is this going to be a contest where they all try to out-debauch each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>prisoner fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831878
Well is she completely obese, or just chubby? I can deal with chubby.
But I really don't want to fuck that umbrella. Don't make me stick my dick in the umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831838
I want to bully her until she admits she loves my cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831848
>neck

whyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831881
Sure.
Although the wizard seems disappointed that you didn't even try.

>>13831883
Impregnate the fruit.
enjoy the barometz she turns into.

>>13831884
She's hamplanet tier Anon, except around the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831885
Anon, we've seen that Draco doesn't take shit from anybody. She will break your nose with a tail slap and then go rape your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831889
Fine, I'll fuck the umbrella then. At least it's not a Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831889
Why do I care if I disappointed the Wizard, Wizards are jerks.

I have a nice cuddly Dragon Girl now who I can sit on her lap and we can have mutual emotional fulfillment together, and eventually have a bunch of cute little dragon daughterus and live a nice long life. And since she's a Dragon it'll be a really really long life.

I am content.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a lizard to sew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831838
I still can't get behind the blond hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831901
Whatever you say Anon, just be ready for when she pins you down when she wants you to stay in or demands snacks from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831901
Do not insult the Wizard, they are dangerous. They managed to be virgins for 30 years in a land filled with Monster girls. They are not to be trifled with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
> Mindflayer
> Mantis
> Cancer
I suspect that getting turned into a crotch-squid by the first one would make it more difficult to accomplish the task with the other two.

...or maybe LESS difficult. I think that tentacle-rape-impregnting a horrified, struggling mantis might be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831924
>I think that tentacle-rape-impregnting a horrified, struggling mantis might be cool
Why boner.

[Anonymous No.]

I want twin Kikimora maid/butler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831929
>Her eye's are wide and tears hang at the edge of them but she's as emotionless as ever as you prepare to stick it in, her head gently shaking "no"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831916
You say that like she'd have to demand me to stay with her. I'd gladly spend everyday locked in her lair as her most valuable treasure! And I'd love to sit in her lap and feed her snacks! Anything to spoil my big cute tough Dragon mistress!

>>13831920
Oh please, what Wizard wouldn't admit to being a jerk? Even the haughtiest Lilim will admit without blinking she's a bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
No, then I get a new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
LINKED FETISHES
I
N
K
E
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831786
I'd take responsibility of a Tentacle/Kraken/Mindflayer/Whatever Waifu if she also came with a free Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Cheshire Cat
>Beelzebub
>Sea Bishop
If it's just impregnation I should be fine, but I don't think I'll be able to get rid of them afterwards. As long as I don't have to live in the sea I'm okay with this little harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Wilmarina (Succubus)
>Wisp
>Koyoi (Inari)
As long as the wisp won't lock me up that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831901
The wizard curses the dragon so her scales are rough so cuddling her is extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take pictures with my childhood mindflayer best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Alraune
>Mantis
>Lesser Succubus

Time to tend to this garden, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Dryad
>Scylla
>Queen Slime

I'm foaming from the mouth. Thank you RNG Gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
Minotaurus
Dark Priest
Black Happy

I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831963
Too late, the deal is already finished, he can't make any changes now.

Next time the Wizard will just have to think twice about what he makes the punishment so he doesn't end up making some deviant Anon happy. It'll be a good educational lesson for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831929
Because watching a mantis's legs be slowly pulled open by slimy tentacles is pretty lewd, anon.

She'd grit her teeth, shaking from exhaustion as the tentacle draws closer and closer to her most delicate parts. "N-no!" She screams, tears welling up in her eyes. "Not like this!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831901
You want a fat Miia tier dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831981
The curse was always in place you just fell for the trap.

[Anonymous No.]

Can centaurs lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831920
The "30 years" rumour is just a ruse, there's no safe haven from wizardry, even if the country had no virgin men at all. It's to lull you into a false sense of security. There could be a wizard near you RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831967
I don't want to ruin any fun, but couldn't the mindflayer just mess with your mind so that you think you see pictures with both of you in them while in reality the pictures are showing something completely different? And make it so you think anyone pointing it out to you is just being crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831981
>deal

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to a school with a mostly monster girl student body and have them bully me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832000
I really want this as a Sei Shoujo-esque VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831996
Sure that could happen but it wouldn't and we would go to the mall and take some in the booths

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831970
I've been pulling the Lesser Succubus quite often lately. Is she the new Merrow trying to get my attention or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831967
I want to confront my Mindflayer Childhood Friend and ask her how we could've both been in kindergarten together if she's nearly 40 and I'm just in college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831992
I'm scared I need an Ushi Oni to keep me safe.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wear a fake wedding ring to keep monstergirls away from me until I find the right one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832020
Without scent you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832015
She was your Kindergarten teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832020
You better stick it up another girls vagina for about a week just to play it safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832000
I want to go to such a school and make you watch as I impregnate everyone! Even your childhood friend!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stumble into a Mantis' home while she's trying on frilly dresses for her future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832020
Carry a weapon and flash it angrily when one of them looks at you funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832026
Just ask a female family member to rub her scent on you every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I want to teach Highschool in MGC and when asked if they can do anything to help their grade I tell them they could FUCKING STUDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832027
But why do I have memories of her asking me out and being completely in love with her if she's just my Kindergarten Teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832034
You want lizardgirls and hinezumi challenging you? This is how you get lizard girls and hinezumi challenging you.
Or Salamander, which is like both at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832038
>FUCKING STUDY
If that's not an invitation to study fucking I don't know what is. You're gonna have to be a lot more careful with your verbage, guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832038
They do love fucking studies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832050
Because she really liked you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832051
This is also how you find an amazing battle waifu. It's a perfect plan, really. If you got gud enough and were so inclined you could make an army of wives, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832051
Attack them before they can challenge you its a loop hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832026
I'm going to grab an alp and rub her face all over my clothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832054
>>13832052
Fuck I meant they can't use sex to help their grade so they should study the work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832031
But anon, my childhood friend was a human dude. My parents were always suspicious of those extraspecies girls and never let me associate with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832020
Or, you could live safely within the city walls, and live a peaceful life, free of any significant monstergirl danger.

Good fences make good neighbors, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832065
>Fuck I meant
They intend to. You.

It would be advisable to stop using that word entirely, actually. Be careful with your substitutes too; "screw" is almost as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832059
>attacking before issuing a challenge
We're not dishonorable around here.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to eat you and shit out your remains to fertilize the earth with your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832073
There is no honor amongst rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832074
Ok Bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832074
Are you at least going to buy me dinner first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832072
Imagine working with a monstergirl mechanic. Like, you're placing the final screws to seal up something and you realize you're short one, so without thinking, you turn to her and ask:

"Hey, could you give me a screw?"

Cue devilish smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832072
Damn no the high school monstergirls do not get sex they get grades

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832080
Lizardgirls, salamanders and the like don't rape, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832067
Scratch that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832092
ewww but they are scaly and rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832100
and it would feel amazing and she would be blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13829862
Charon and a bunch of Hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832092
You and me both.
>>13832100
Not as rough as you'd think. I've handled them in the past, and it's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a succubus blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832092
I want a kraken to hug me and make me blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832110
stroke her tail and then pet her head and call her a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832110
surely you can't be that depraved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832121
Can also hold her hand?
>>13832122
But I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832122
I am depraved, and don't call me Surely.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spend the whole day with a succubus doing nothing sexual and having a nice innocent date

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832124
Only if you kiss it, first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832148
Noce how about a kiss on the cheek?

[Anonymous No.]

Would anyone here waifu a mermaid? Like, if monstergirls ever become a thing, would any of you guys aim specifically for a mermaid waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832152
Careful now, if she turns her head, she'll have the upper hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832055
But isn't it unethical for a teacher to date one of her students and follow him throughout his entire school career?

Surely a civilized Monster Girl Society would have laws to prevent all the lonely CC Teachers from preying on young easily influenced males right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832157
that is why I hold her hand during it to distract her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832163
Doubtful. But I would imagine that a lot of places just wouldn't hire a single, as in unmarried, MG to begin with. Obviously there would be exceptions, but most respectable places would need to go by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832163
Actually, the Board of Teachers Both Human and Half decided to teach sex ed at the earliest age possible. That way, they can discern their feelings the year before leaving elementary school.

Of course, this hasn't stopped some faculty from molesting uneducated children (there will always be criminals), but it's the best we can do to make sure that no boy gets hurt when it does happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832153
Well I do live near the beach...

But the idea of a land mermaid is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832110

>Tell your Succubus GF you're going to make her blush, much to her amusement
>Hold up her hand, begin stroking the back of her hand and the palm several times, bending over and kissing the knuckle of her middle finger
"Ara? Is that all, Anon? You'll have to do better than that. I'm not so easily flustered after five hundred years <3~"
>Smile back at her and keep stroking, kissing up her arm slowly. Her wrist, her elbow joint, her shoulder, and finally the crook of her neck
"Stop is boya, you're not going to make me blush <3~"
>Whisper you love her
"Eh? You'll have to speak louder."
>Go up higher, giving her dagger ear a kiss
>Tell her you love her in a breathy wheeze
>A moment's silence
"Is that so? What do you love about me?"
>Tell her how you love how even though she's a Succubus, she chose you to be her lover
>How she's held herself back from draining you dry on several occasions
>How you think at the end of the day she probably wants a family of her own
>But most importantly, how her smile brightens your day, no matter how many enemy soldiers or former comrades you have to kill
"Stop it..."
>Keep pressuring her, telling her you love how she never pulls away during sex, always wanting to cling to you and feel your warmth
>She's shivering now
"Stop it!"
>But tell her that the thing you love about her most of all
>The most undeniable truth
>Is how absolutely adorable she is when she's flustered
>Hold her hand above her head, a sigh escaping her mouth
>There's a golden band slipping down her ring finger, tell her that if she'll have you, you want to make her your waif
>Her spadetail is going ballistic as her blueberry face goes beet red
"Y-you bastard... Saying such things..."
>She pulls you in for a deep kiss
"But you're just my kind of fool <3~"

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never cheat on a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832153
I'd waifu a mermaid, but I wouldn't go out looking for one. Too many problems, you know? Even then if I'm getting a wife I need to cart around in a wheelchair on land I'd prefer a nice kraken, but most of the mermaid varieties are at least decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831764
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832195
adorable I wanna kiss that spadetail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832153
I'd like one, but I don't live anywhere near the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832196
No, I can do it. I just have to believe in myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to compliment a mindflayer's tentacles and tell her I am not afraid of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832141
I recognize that design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832195
>no matter how many enemy soldiers or former comrades you have to kill
You had me up until this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832195
Muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832195
>Killing your former comrades

I HATE YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832153
Maybe. I'd rather an Undine or a Kraken or maybe even a Sahuagin over a Mermaid, but if she's there and nice and sexy I'd be down. As long as she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832195
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832210
>>13832214
Everybody should be prepared to kill the entire world if it's for the sake of their wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832202
This is fucking wonderful.
>But most importantly, how her smile brightens your day, no matter how many enemy soldiers or former comrades you have to kill
Even better, those "comrades" were faggots anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832228
Im glad that people with actual power dont think like you do anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832228
Yeah fuck that, I'm pretty desperate but I'm not that desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832228
I don't think so, Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get underage monstergirls drunk .
I mean wrecked.
I'm talking fucked up, torn down, thrown to the ceiling and stomped into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832233
>>13832236
>>13832238
If you aren't willing to do something that small for your woman then you clearly don't love her enough and definitely don't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832241
Then what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832228
Fuck off Caim. Your Waifu is dead and you're fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832244
Yeah sure whatever, fuck that I ain't murdering people just for some monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832244
>Kill the world
>She loves the world
>She hates you for killing the world

Not even your double doubles could make your train of thought justified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832248
Well, watching them drunk talk could be amusing. Or making them go through a makeshift obstacle course. Or goad them into confessing to boys they like.

[Anonymous No.]

Have a zombie as your childhood friend and then she turns into a wight after you confess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832262
Anon that's mean! You disappoint me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832278
>zombie
>Childhood friend
I cant imagine a dumber situation were do you guys come up with this stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832284
Yeah well they deserve it. Minors shouldn't drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832262
>the boy they like it's you
>yfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832287
well I first find a nice wall and then I repeatably bash my head into it in a nice rhythm of one hit ever 5 seconds and after 5 minutes I give one running start into the door. That is my method

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832291
>That art

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832289
But you gave them the booze in the first place! You can't get angry with them for that! Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832253
>just for some monster girl
I'm having a hard time believing that there are "men" that think humans lives are worth more than dirt compared to the one they love. Murder in name of love is always justified.

[Anonymous No.]

so you guys like Genie's right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832306
maybe she should just become less stupid did she ever think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832318
>That milking afterwards
Oh good lord sweet Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832306
And? They didn't have to drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832317
I love being human so murdering monster girls is justified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832321
You make me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832318
>tfw you nutted but she still grindin'
Damn...Damn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831826
>Gazer
>Dryad
>Doppelganger
everything went better than expected

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play videogames with a Gazer and win once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832291
Is that David Bowie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832349
>Not trouncing her so you're drowning in hate mail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832394
well not that is for the first session so I try and get better for the next

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832394
>Not making a video bashing a popular monster eroge game while it's still hot and linking it everywhere the game is relevant
Hate mail is the least of what you'd get.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Gazer, eye love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832318
Isn't this a bit too lewd for a blue board?
still hot though. and i'm not even into pixel porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830633
I'm so fucking jealous of that man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832432

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832441
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832441
Disgusting.

Remove monoeye scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832441
A monoeye will work. I wanna love the fuck out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw there isn't art of the Lilim variants KC discussed in his Q&A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832462
No if you fuck the cook she might burn the food

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832426
>My Darling Otouto is such shit! A x year old is not going to pop a boner and run crying into his sister's room thinking he's dying. Plus, he got kidnapped like two days before, he's not trust the protagonist, that's retarded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832471
>Neesan, I'm shooting my white pee!!!!

Would it kill you zipangu fucks to vary your stuff a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832462
Lilims are not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832471
>this generates analpain from aspiring Brocons everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832477
No anon, It can't be helped...because of reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832480
Lilims are very nice! I want to serve one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832471
>Would it hurt not to have all the teachers want to fuck their student

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832471
>Why does the writer keep using 'hot dog' as an allusion to penis? Were they hungry when they wrote it?
>I ran a search in the game's text files to find out how many times it appeared
>999 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832480
I don't give a fuck, I just want to see art or stories of Lilim variants that aren't Mari or Ilassa, like the Lilims in Abaggijawahs and Punaldins stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832477
>Referring to Semen as Pee
That's always gotten on my nerves.
Why does it keep popping up?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an elegant, domineering succubus to step on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832489
But they're rude monster girls who make Dark Priests pure maidens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832495
Fuck now I want to run a hot dog stand in MGC to see how well I would do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832503
Better order some commissions then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832506
Treating you like the dirt you are.

I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832508
You'd have corn dogs, popsicles, and lollipops too right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832494
>Who the hell lets themselves be blackmailed because someone took a photo of the in their underwear? What am I a Quaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832512
Well probably a deep fryer built into the kart so Corndogs are possible. a Freezer in it for storage could hold a few Popsicles. I could make a bit of money selling those giant swirly lollipops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832511
Anon, it's sexy when she insults and humiliates me, but not when you do it. You're not a succubus. That I know of.
And of course after the kinkytimes are over she'll snuggle me and reassure me that the things she said are just part of the sexytimes experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832505
Shotas are innocent anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832525
ULTRA CASUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832515
>It's like the whole town has a shota dick locator on them at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832471
>Who thought tacking on an NTR ending was a god idea? I got the bad ending the first time I played. Do I have to babysit the guy so he doesn't get into gangbangs behind my back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832525
It might not be sexy when I do it, but it's still true regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832506

>Hooh? What's this? Getting an erection from my foot on your face?
>You're a hard M, aren't you boya?
>Does the idea of being tread upon like a worthless worm excite you that much?
>Louder, now. Say it.
>Say "I'm nothing more than a human welcome mat for my mistress."
>Ufufufu... Well done, i'm sure your little friend here is ready to release. You want that, ne?
>To splatter all that hot and sticky white stuff over this perfection of female form?
>Come on, just do it.
>Give me your seed.
>Kya! Ara ara.... quite a lot there, and you're this hard still.
>Mhm... and such nice flavor and thickness.
>Very well then, i'll give you what you -really- want.
>I hope you're ready, Dirt-Anon. I'm going to milk it all out of you tonight <3~
>Fill me with your seed <3~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832535
My friends and I joke about me being pathetic trash all the time, and though it is true, insults such as that don't exactly faze me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832539
H-holy hell, anon. That's lewd.
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832541
>being trash
>having friends
I think I'm gonna puke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832545
Internet friends. Internet friends who enjoy joking about how masochistic I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832539
10/10 would get dominated by.
Along with an oppai loli Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832550
>Having friends
>Internet friends
I feel sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832539
>ne?
>Kyaa

Slap!.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to not be lewd around a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832539
...The fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832557
So those are bad but Ara Ara and Ufufufu are ok? Not him btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832558
Everything is lewd around a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832195

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832563
Not him, but those are equally retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832566
>>13832566
Not if I don't let it become lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832576
Like you have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832566
Oh please, ruining the mood for lewdness is my stand's power.

She'll be in a mental facility by tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832577
Everyone has a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832566
How do you make sitting down sipping a coffee lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832554

You people and your oppai loli Manticores. Fak yoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832604
>oppai loli Manticores
>mixing shit with shit
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832595
Thigh-high stockings and a business outfit. If you thought about looking at her crossed legs, you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832614

Hey fuck you Manticores are great.

RS is one of the few writefaggots who do them justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832604
And? It's not like I want to thrust my envenomed cock into her breast pussy as her small frame trembles from excitement and smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832595
>Can I get some cream with my coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832616
alright playing with a bunch of Lego bricks can't lewd that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832619
>Manticores are great
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13832595
Tongue acrobatics and moaning. Bonus points if she 'accidentally' spills it all over herself and turns her shirt see-through or just takes it off entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832624
Lego DICKS EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832630
blocky as fuck so not lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13825644
>>13825663
>>13825789
You will never have two healthy demi-god sun daughteru's running around chasing the light they make.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be surrounded by a cold slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832639
Sort of like the opposites of Quicksilver's hellhounds? I dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832639
I haven't seen you in a while. You're a pretty cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832638
>dumps a shipload of legs in her vagina
>you hear them wetly rattling in there
>she spits out a miniature Eiffel tower

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832664
ok no that is just hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832639
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832666
>she uses the tower as a dildo and reaches orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832621

Haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832678
just funny

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna touch Dullahan head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832624
why would a succubus be playing with a bunch of lego bricks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832638
Motherfucker they make curved and smooth legos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832685
I'm beggining to think you're asexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832625

>Implying Manticores are bad

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be stuck in a town filled with monster girls pretending to be humans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832693
Anon no! That's like touching her privates! Too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832700
Yes, that was the implication.

Truly, manticore lovers are wise beyond measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832700
Correct. They're the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832702
I get to hold her head and kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832639
I like your drawings
I keep the jinko one close to my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832694
She's building a giant penis out of legos, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832701
Are they all polymorphed?
Are they still lewd?
Any other men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832707
>>13832708

Yeah well you two are just fags who have different tastes than me. How fucking dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832724
>different tastes
You misspelled "Superior". Don't worry, happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832701
Scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832727
Not that guy, but you are still a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832713
Why would she do that, she could easily get a real penis.

Unless she's NEET as fuck. Like, she hides in people's closets while they're masturbating and masturbates with them.

In that case, she could be constructing a penis out of childrens toys specifically because she wants to train herself for the real thing, because her horrible self-perception makes her think that she isn't ready yet. You could say that she could just order a dildo online, but if she's NEET, she'd probably be living with her mom, and I'm sure that she wouldn't want her mom finding out about that.

Wow, I managed to feel sympathy towards a succubus for a minute there.

[Anonymous No.]

How does the undead works? Do they smell bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832701
But anon, you already are.

There are monstergirls in this thread right now, and everything you post here is being archived for research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832741
No they smell good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832742
>implying this thread is not just me replying to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832741
Depends on when they were made undead, I guess.
Like, if it's a fresh body, and becoming undead stops the body from decaying, they'd probably smell like your average human, sans the smells from whatever pre-existing injuries they may have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832741
Mamono mana takes care of the icky bits fortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832736
Not him, but so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to a mature lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832737
>Why would she do that,

Because she's an artist and needs to express herself.

One of her favorite works was a figure she made with crayola clay at the age of 5, that resembles her parents when she caught them having sex for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832717
>Are they all polymorphed?
No, just dressed in horrible disguises that I'm too dense to see through.
>Are they still lewd?
Yes, but I'll just view it as them being friendly.
>Any other men?
Maybe, maybe not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832736
>pretending to not be you in order to even the odds
Now that's just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13830909
I do like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832765
No u.
>>13832793
But I'm not him, and read his post you are a fag with superior taste, isn't that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW tell myself to at least try to write something of worth today with most of the day off
>Spend most of the day shitposting in /mgg/ and not writing a damned thing

Everything's relative.

[Anonymous No.]

So... are there any writefags in TFT that are worth a shit? And I'm talking about the ones that don't post here already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832795
No, it is you who is of the homosexual persuasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832802
That's me everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832805
Shut up alp, I'm not like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832804
Nice try bob.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, what purpose would modern day paladins do in MGC?
i've been figuring they'd be like SWAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832811
>I'm not like you.
True, I am straight, you are not.

Checkmate, homotheists.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub Paladin armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832815
Delta force

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832804

I'd say myself but that'd be a bold faced lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832802
We all do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832815
>not EDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832817
Of course you are straight, you are an alp that loves penis. Nothing homo about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832829
But according to some rather stupid anons, alps are men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832804
Those that are post their shit here or on infinitechan anyway. You gotta have some grudge against the threads to exclusively hide in there, and only pure shit ends up being hated liked that.

Also
>subtle advertising is subtle
And even if it isn't, don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832829
Goddammit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832804

>Trying to start stupid off-site drama by mentioning TFT and not just asking if any writefaggot who also posts into the thread is good

No, bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold a lizard's hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832833
>implying they're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832815
Terrorists

[Anonymous No.]

I want to summon an elite team of shortstack Imp Ninjas, who I can send to rape my enemies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832843
Found a dumb anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832845
Hope you don't mind them getting married.

Although I would also enjoy a valkyrie name Selvaria

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see if a lizard has a reverse scale like the ones dragons and ryus have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832847
Better dumb that a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832833
Do you trust stupids?

[Anonymous No.]

"Yo dawg! So I heard you like your human waifu, so we put mamono mana in your waifu so you can fuck while you fuck while you fuck."

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lizard to bully me and beat me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832853
>Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832854
>being into girls is gay
Ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832858
Funnily enough, I just visited this guys Pixiv after seeing KC link to him on his Tweeter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832856
I dunno, there seem to be so many here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832845
>"Yosh! You've been marked! Prepare yourself!"
>"IMP KICK! HYAAA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832862
>being into transgender "women" is gay

FTFY. No more bites out me today though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832858
>character has a German name
>uses a katana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832869
>transgender
Maximum kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832870
But does she teleport behind people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832868
>Not so fast, child!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832866
The answer is no, anon. Because they are stupids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832880
>"Uwaaaa! Senpai?!"
>"Seeennnnpppaaaiii he's miiiiiine! Boss said I could do iiiiittttt!"
>"No fair!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832885
Someone should tell them they're stupid, I don't think they know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832889
Is their boss essentially this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832893
Yes, but dressed like a cross between a Warlock and a Shogun.

Commanding Demon Monster Girls who are also ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how online dating would be with monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832839
Don't hit the Wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832898
I have an idea of how it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832868
>>13832845
Good luck!
I'm just going to marry and impregnate them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832898
ayy yo boi u wan sum fuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832898
Assume that everyone is either an Alp or a Succuvirus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832904
Then I'll send stronger and stronger ninja girls! Until you're beaten to a pulp and lying in a pool of your own blood and semen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832898
>It's populated with Succubi looking for an easy meal
>They learned how to transfer charm magic and suggestion spells through the internet

Terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832851
>Raita will never release his secret mountain of Valkyria Chronicles doujins.

It hurts so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832910
I'm sure my antivirus can handle a little succuvirus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832915
>implying they can do that

Anon pls, they can suck dick, but that's all they're good at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832915
Ah now it's ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832916
It does.
It does so very much.
You'll never help a amnisiatic Selvaria after the war, making her happier than she'd ever been serving her prince.
No happy valkyrie daughterus to run around their house a flustered Selvaria trying to keep them under control while you cook dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832916
What's this about him holding tuff back? Raita's amazing, especially that Azumanga Daioh doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832918
You can install Archangel antivirus to keep your computer safe.

She will go out and slay any nasty viruses and can keep the Succubus at bay.

Be careful though, she might go overprotective yandere on you and forbid you from accessing the internet, so you'll be safe, you'll just stay with her on the desktop where it's safe. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832914
I shall not fall Anon, all who come shall face a flurry of headpats, held hands, and ruffled hair until they have heart pupils and are pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832915
What about Alices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832898

>MILF sex no CC no BS
>meet young hot monster girls no account no CC

Maybe the sites would actually be real and you could actually get easy sex without fuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832926
Well, he's the official character designer for the game, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was under some contract that prevented him from selling doujins of the game. That or working on them as a job just made him sick of drawing the characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832933
They're a succubus subtype so why not.

Just be careful, some of those "Alices" are actually Succubi who will ask you to take a seat over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832933
The worst part is you couldn't ignore them.

You'd end up on Dateline with Chris Hanson whether you want to or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832939
Oh, so they're just rumors. Thanks for getting my hopes up you jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832925
We'll always have our dreams, anon.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832929
well just hope a 3d printer isn't hooked up or she will print herself out of the computer

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug every monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832945
Yeah.
You'll never wake up one evening to find out that she remembers her original life, in fact, she remembered it the morning after the two of you shared a bed.
She's stayed with you this whole time because she wanted to, even if you weren't the prince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832958
>"MGC News tonight: The MGCPD are on the lookout for a 'Serial Hugger'. The unidentified man has so far hugged 9 Monster Girl citizens, turning them from terrifying rape machines into deredere moeblobs."
>"The MGCPD has put out a statement, warning Monster Girls against walking through the park on a warm sunny day. Or having a romantic evening on the beach as the sun sets."
>"Now back to Polt with sports!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832968
but I love MGs I love every kind of MG, I just want to hug all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832968
>Polt
Stop trying to shoehorn that furry into the MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832968
Polt would make a great sports anchor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832958
I want to hurt every monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832968
>The MGC Courgars raped the Rockford Ravagers today in sports, earning a 4-1 WAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832978
So the MGC Cougars are a team of lithe, muscular Cougar girls? Or is that just the name?

I'm assuming this is Rapeball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832984
Yes, they are the Junior League Rape Ball team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832984
Rapeball is such a shit sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832973
What happens when you get into a Mexican Hugoff with a proud yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832993
Hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832993
Both start cuddling each other.
The first one to stop loses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832976
I would tune in just on the off-chance I catch a glimpse of her fat, yet toned Kobutt.

Then possibly start sending her mail and stalking her.

[Anonymous No.]

They need gazers as refs in rapeball because some of those calls were bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833000
>That one time you recorded the sprts section of the news and you saw a glimpse of that kobutt in a business suit
Replay. Replay. Replay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833005
>Appear behind the glass window in the background during her sports section.
>Hold up a sign that says 'I LOVE YOU POLT! MARRY ME PLEASE!'
>She blushes and stutters a little when she notices, but keeps delivering the latest news in the world of Rapeball.

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw da beargirls win da rapeb owl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833010
>Everytime they go to sports there's always a large crown in the windows with signs saying "I LOVE YOU POLT" and "MARRY ME!"
>The news station don't know how to combat it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833005
Let's see that again.
Let's see that again.
Let's see that again.

...and so on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833011
DA BAARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833011
Yeah, they wish.

The Reverse Scales are unbeatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833017
That sounds absolutely horrible, thank god monster girls aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833017
I never wrote that, but I'm surprised that someone saved a shoddily made cap of mine from eons ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833017
That is why we need gazer refs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833017
Oh shit this is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833022
>not wanting to test a monstergirl in order to see if she's worthy enough to have her way with you
It sounds FUN and ENTHRALLING to me, so I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play a game of Red Rover with a bunch of monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833032
Oh yeah, having your pelvis and god knows whatever smashed and nearly destroyed sounds so fun.

Man I would love being unable to walk for seven months just so I can fuck a monster girl once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833036
>having your pelvis and god knows whatever smashed and nearly destroyed
Christ, people still take the whole "pelvisceration" thing literally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833034
>intentionally running into monster girls arms

it's like you want to get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833036
mamono mana and holst milk will have you walking within a week. quit being a pussy, that Oni will still love you after breaking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833046
well If I break the arm chain I get to take on to my side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833047
Yeah I'd rather not go through that at all thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833046
or pedipalps. You can run into those too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13832654
Yeah, I lurk alot in here. I'm trying my best to get good at spriting to create a sandbox monster girl game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833057
That sprite work looks pretty snazzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833057
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a st-st-stuttering monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833057
>create a sandbox monster girl game
Strangely enough, we a have some developers lurking about in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833062
You are already alped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833087
nope got a dick attached to my body

[Anonymous No.]

>Caught you!
>You should know better than to run from a City Guardian.
>Now, even if you didn't commit a crime, I can still arrest you for resisting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833105
is she with the LAPD or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833105
[x] Punch her in the big gap in her armor

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Dire Alp to show a Dark Elf who's boss of this gym!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833105
>"Aww Miss, couldn't there have been a bit more build-up to your yandereness?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13823876

because theyre rapist cunts
no love = no good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833119
I guess the next time I do this, I should make a set of two captioned images, and upload them to imgur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833105
Eh, they won't miss a single guard, I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833116
>either of those being boss of a gym
what gym, planet fitness?
Jinkos, Onis and minotaurs work out at the real gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833123
>replying to a 2 day old post
>implying rape into romance isn't the best scenario ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833116
>D-do you even lift sempai?
>Y-you'll never get Anon like that.
>Do you know he takes me every day in the locker room? He'll sneak up on me and pull down my spats with one yank, tracing his finger along my entrance and sending shivers down my spine....
>By then I'm already sopping wet from the workout, just waiting for him to slide into me and pump me to the brim with his kids.
>Some times he even lets me ride on top so he can admire my body as I bounce, doing my best to please him....
>So just remember that if you EVER want him to treat you like he treats me, you better start lifting..s-sempai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833124
I'm curious, where did that armored catgirl originate from? I remember that you(?) posted a version of the above image that featured her in a dark city street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833130

dont lie anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833111
Nah, she would've shot/stabbed/tazed you before saying anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833128
>Implying dire alps don't have that strength but are just less show-ofy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833130
MIDF pls, your waifu is shit.

Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833136
He's got a point.
One of my first bits of writefaggotry was a rape-to-romance thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833130
Manticore haters are quite retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833135
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1657488

I lost the original file, so I thought it'd be fun to do again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833136
>>13833142
Do people here actually have a genuine mouth frothing hateboner for Manticores, or are you just shooting the shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833142
Tell me about your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833151
Tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833151
I do think they're bottom tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833152
She wears the mask because you'll never find out why she wears the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833152
Why? So can make up lies about her in order to make youself feel better?

As expected of manticore scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833151
I just hate anything with a tsun/harsh/belittling attitude. If I met one, I'd probably take everything they said at face value, even if they did care a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833151
I just don't care for manticores. Their gimmick is a glorified onahole, but why bother with an onahole when there's a perfectly good pussy right next to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833159
The irony in your post is palpable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833159
>Implying I like manticores
I just asking, anon. Is your waifu better than another anon's waifu? That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833158
Kunouchi are cute!

Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833169
You caught the irony he practically shoved in your mouth?

Impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833171
Most waifus are better than manticores.

Even faggot cats are better.

[Anonymous No.]

twitch/caleana

Some guy drawing MGT's favorite monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833159
Holy shit fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833178
>he
Anon pls go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833184
>implying
Sometimes, it's better to not post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833105
I want to choke her while she looks at me with those deep love eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833137
Hang on now, the goal here is rape so bodily harm might not be the best idea. Decent chance he's got some drugs planted on him by the end though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
>favorite
Well, she may not be my favorite, but a Hellhound is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833183
No, the truth shall be heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never browse a site like Chatroulette and come across a CC Manticore presenting her tailpussy to you
>your will never wander onee-san in, andr present her much larger tailpussy to the Manticore, scoffing at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
>favorite
Wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833181
Wow, you are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833192
Still, once a body is incapacitated, you can do whatever you want to it. And there is a way to keep a stunned perp erect given the right kind of stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833206
>implying I'm wrong
And you're retarded, we all have problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
>a chick with a kinda squeaky voice, an average sounding guy, and a dude that sounds like a 30 year old man
That shit's pretty jarring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833221
Wow, they're just like us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833220
Seriously, you are so petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833181
Manticores are breddy gud.
They're only kinda bad on account of the fact that they're assertive in looking for guys, and they like to tease people into thinking they're going to eat their victims.
I can't help but get a fearboner at that last part every time.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the cow, why does she wears the seal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833227
Geez, watch the spaghetti, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833232
So petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833230
To protect YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833221
Jarring is an understatement. It's strange
It's like listening to a father, his daughter, and her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833230
She's literally sealing her power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833230
For some reason, the thumbnail made it look like she was sitting with her arms/claws cradling her knee/leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833228
>Manticores are breddy gud.
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
So how much was this commission, I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833230
Rape suppressor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833228
>They're only kinda bad on account of the fact that they're assertive in looking for guys
Isn't that, like, most of them though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833238
So whiney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833244
Okay, Manticores are alright.
Better than Matangoes, anyway.

>>13833249
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fall in love with a one eyed lizardman who wields a giant sword and has a mechanical prosthetic to replace the arm she lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833247
Literally mentioned in the description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833253
>Better than Matangoes, anyway.
Well, that's not much of an accomplishment, but you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833255
What are you referencing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833256
>Chibi head $10
You fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833260
You'll get it, after she and I go on a nice, long, boat ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833256
>Expecting anons to pay attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833256
Yeah, I knew that, I just wanted to make sure you knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833260
Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
This is the strangest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
This stream is 4chan incarnate. I don't know how much longer I can watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833267
>This is what 4chan would be like if it was audio

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833228
>Sadistic
>Almost never speak their true feelings
>Good

Pick nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833256
I mean, I see the price rates, but I don't see where it says how much the drawing that's being worked on now cost.
I might commission this person in the future too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833267
>this is what a feminine penis discussion would sound like if anons talked to each other out loud

[Anonymous No.]

DEATH AND DESPAIR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833272
They're about as sadistic as a monster girl whose primary goal is to have sex with a guy is going to be sadistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833260
She's gotta lotta guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833278
>That pic
I remember that. We need to change the filename.
Something like:
Sheaskedmetoeatherout.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833285
Hush now, no more adventures, only the boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
Looks pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833283
Please reread what you just posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833265
There's a million things like that. Here, you try

I want to fall in love with the spunky girl down the street who turns out to be the emperor's daughter!

I want to fight for the church and purge evil only to find out that the priest that raised me was responsible for the attack on the village that killed my parents and mind raped my sister!

I want to lead a normal life only for some girl to fall out of the sky and transport me to some weird dimension cause the weird birth mark I have decrees I was chosen by destiny to win the clam wars!

Get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833286
I remember seeing that delivery in the /v/ drawthreads, it was Kirby's reaction to seeing Toriel drawn as a Kirby enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833287
>Anon and lizardman have kids on the boat.
>In time they become pirates, sailing the waves to find their daughters new kids and eventually building a fleet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833294
Hush now, no more seafaring adventures, only farming in Elfland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833262
I hate trolls don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833297
No. Trolls make good stew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833299
I'll take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a simple farmer outside of MGC laughing at the poor fools in the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833297
Trolls are good girls with big hands and hearts

>>13833296
>Lizardman is bored, doesn't even need her sword to beat them
>"Seriously Anon, can we leave? There's nothing here."
>Anon, meanwhile, is giving an elf a noogie as she squeals.
>"Not yet! I need to keep going till I level."
>Looks like they are there for another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833311
Don't take my word for it, get inna woods or under a bridge (preferably one with no hobos) and go try some!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833313
Not that kind of farming, anon. I meant the kind that Guts will have to do before he can leave Elfland, because it's what Thorfinn and Musashi did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833312
This happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVw-j8eYSk

Fuck your couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833312
Mm, yes. Because nothing bad ever happens in the country-side.
Except for the Hound of the Anonvilles. And all those mysterious closed-room rapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833321
I can't believe I forgot about Vinland Saga, jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833334
Yes, Thorfinn is Viking Jesus, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck I didn't know they got so big!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrp2UgbYJn4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833327
Dear fuck no why! Better keep everything locked up
>>13833332
I'm completely safe in my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833339
Nyanon, don't watch it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13831888
Dullahans aren't neck-less.
They just have the ability to remove their head from their neck.

Generally they still have a neck on which said head can rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833332
>closed-room rapes
The monkey did it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833321
Which one should I pick up first. Berserk, Vagabond, or Vinland Saga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833342
>Better keep everything locked up
>completely safe in my house
Rats in the Walls intensifies.
>>13833348
I read Berserk first, then Vinland Saga, then Vagabond. None of them are finished yet though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833347
Is this an Edgar Allan Poe reference?

[Anonymous No.]

So I got in a car-crash today /mgt/.

Now before you go all "/blog/", know that I just want to see/read some cute MG shit so I can smile after a rough day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833357
Yes! The kakuen! The kakuen did it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833359
I could manage some Yetis today, but it's going to be a while before I can get to it, so I don't know if it'll save you. Have this instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833347
>closed-room rapes
>Being forced to play Spin the Bottle with a group of monstergirls and some of your mates from class
>The bottle picks which girl you have to stay in the closet with for 10 minutes
Please, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833359
Take this pic I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833360
That's not a closed room rape, it's a closed room ape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833343
I will kill the Nyanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHx7dp230w

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833366
That's not what the term refers to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833359
Nigger come talk to me after you've been in at least five and have to pick glass out of your back and scalp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833355
I'm building my home out of Limestone, fuck wood walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833370
I see, but it's certainly what I associated it with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833372
>implying limestone saves you from Lovecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
>these threads VOICED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833359
http://pastebin.com/DxDpHXUR
http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf
http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7
http://pastebin.com/4f0BP4TF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833376
It will save me from wall mice and if needed an underground tornado shelter to hide in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833380
>not wanting to hear the rugged, gravelly, Snake-like voices of our countless Alps
>not wanting to hear the psychotic giggles of shitposters trying to bait
Oh come on.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the husband to a nice caring Amazon girl. I want to agree when she asks for my hand in marriage. I want her to tenderly ravish me on our wedding night, I want to hear all her troubles when she comes home from a long day at work. I want to raise our children to be strong and kind and to never hurt the weak or good men. I want to grow old and die peacefully with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833380
Don't even joke about that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833182
It's like having cancer
IN YOUR EARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833376
Limestone sanctified with the blood of one thousand wisemen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833389
You can't, you have to hate Amazons and be a manly man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833380
Stalker-anon would have a field day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833385
>inb4 the reason why you can't find any mice is because they've all been in the underground tornado shelter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833389
That's so boring I almost passed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833393
No effect whatsoever. All of human endeavor is useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833395
I'll never be manly, so I'll be cute instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833405
Are you the guy who can use bishie sparkles as a weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833400
Fuck my preserves! They better not have run the batteries on the radio dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833365
>>13833367
Cute. Thanks anons.

>>13833371
I won't lie and say it was a bad crash. Despite a direct, accelerating collision right in my driver's side door from a car marking an illegal left turn, me and both my passengers came out completely unharmed. The guy in the backseat got his leg cut a little from a window scraper that broke in the impact, but otherwise, nothin'. Almost hit a pedestrian when we spun out and almost hit a crosswalk light post, but luckily avoided both of those too. Honestly the worst is just that it was a very old car, so it's just going to be an insurance right-off with little to no compensation, and having to deal with the police and such was a hassle. I'm really just more worried about getting around for the foreseeable future, but I'll call a cab if need be or somethin'.

>>13833381
>No-Lifer
Love dat Lazy lich
>Little Ushi
Continuation when? So adorable.
>Kiki and Thunderbird
Gonna have to read these too, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833409
Naw, I'm just not much of a macho guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Four, four until it begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833419
Four of what until what begins?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to solve crimes with a cynical and nihilistic Wurm as a partner and investigate the kidnapping of shotas in a community that worships a strange cult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833419
I'm skeptical.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's Monday
>That means you're back at kindergarten
>The extra noise around you is a bit jarring
>But April is there holding your hand all the way
>That's pretty comforting
>Your mother gives you a hug and tells you she'll be back later
>May isn't hovering around you like she was last week
>Must still be embarrassed from yesterday
>April doesn't seem to mind
>Her tail is wagging faster than usual
>You can tell because it keeps brushing against your legs
>Once your mother leaves, April giggles and speaks
"What do you wanna do today anon?"
>You're feeling a bit braver than last week
>Or a bit more bored
>All of last week involved the reading of books
>But the kindergarten ran out so April tried to get May to act out some sort of two man play
>That didn't work out well
>So you suggest going out to play on the playground
>Carefully
>April doesn't respond right away as she considers it
"Okay! Lets go on the slide first!" April yips
>You're led out by the hand towards the slide
>When you ask what a slide is, April tries to describe it
"It's this fun slidey thing! You climb up and slip down! It's kinda like a tube, yknow, like empty toilet paper tubes but a lot bigger and it spins around! And you say 'Wheeeee!!' on the way down!"
>It sort of gives you an image of what it is
>She takes you up the safe way and makes sure you don't bump into anybody else
>Just a few inclines before the real challenge
>The rope bridge
>It has wooden boards to walk on, but it shakes around when you move on it
>April is there and holds your hand extra tight as you two cross
>She even assures you that you're only two feet up
>Getting across it isn't soon enough and you hurry as soon as you hear April step onto solid plastic
>April yips in surprise, the two of you spilling over
>The two of you tumble down, and all you can smell is strawberries
>And all that's below you is soft puppy
>The heat is returning to your face now
>April recovers first and gives you a big hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833402
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833425
That sounds neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833429
FUCKING YES
FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833427
It's sure to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833429
>Seeing Eye Puppy
Yes. This is what I needed to recover tonight. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833425
True detective? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833429
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833435
Four threads away from dying? I can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833429
"There there, you made it! It's alright now!"
>Her hands rub at your back as her tail whaps against the plastic in overdrive
>It helps you calm down so you can get up off of her with care
>April gets up and makes sure you're steady on your feet before giving you another hug
"Now we can go on the slide!"
>You're not so sure about that anymore
"The only other ways down are the rope ladder and back the way we came though."
>Heck yeah you want to try the slide
>April giggles and guides you in front of it
>She has you put your hands on the top of the slide's entrance before carefully helping your legs get into position
>You're wondering if you should let go yet, but feel her slip in behind you and wrap her arms and legs around you
"I'll keep you safe! Lets go!"
>It does make you feel safer this way
>So you let go and April lets the two of you slide down at a slow pace
>It picks up speed as you go around the gentle curve, but it isn't scary
>Fun even
>When the slide ends you and April drop half a foot to the sand below
>She unwraps herself from you and helps you up
"Wanna go again?"
>"Yeah."
"Yay!"
>She excitedly guides you somewhere besides where you started climbing the first time
"Wanna try climbing? I'll catch you if you fall!"
>Well, you'd feel bad after she offered that
>You cautiously feel around and find the rope ladder
>Each handhold is easy to find
>The footholds are a bit worrying till you feel it under your heel
>Progress is slow, but April doesn't help you physically
>She just keeps giving you words of encouragement, right behind you
>Before long you're back up on the higher platform, standing there as April scales the ropes far faster than you
>She happy puppy gives you a big hug to congratulate you
"You did it!"
>Yeah. Yeah, you did!
>You reward is another trip down the slide with April clinging to you again
>It's more exciting when you know what to expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833419
Do people still have a mad-on for alps? I'm tempted to make Alp OP 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.]

I want to beat up a cicada girl and tell her I'll make her eat her tits if she sings near my window again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833470
Go ahead. Use this image to rile up even more people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833470
For what purpose? For le ebin trawling and funposting? Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833470
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833475
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833460
>You keep taking trips up and down the slide, the trip up taking less time each time you climb the rope ladder
>And April doesn't stop being happy
>The only thing that stops you from going a tenth time is snack time being called
>You and April head on into the snack area to see what it is today
>Small small milk carton or a juice box, and your choice of raisins, half a banana, or apple slices
>You pick your treat and sit down with April, your snack only delayed by figuring out how to open your drink yourself while April gives you advice verbally
>Then you hear her growl a tiny bit
>And smell something like smoke
>A slightly heavier weight than the two of you sits down in front of the pair of you
"Uhm, hey. I wanted to apologize for last week..."
>It's June
>You tell her it's alright
>There are two sets of wagging tails now
"Okay. But I made you something at home with my mom, I asked the teacher if it was alright and she said okay. They're cupcakes!"
>You hear crinkling paper and a whine from June
"I gotta taste it to make sure it doesn't taste funny!" Yips April.
"Wait, don't!"
>April wolfs the cupcake down in record time
>There is a small pause
"There was chocolate in that, huh?"
"Yeah..."
>Another short pause follows before you hear something pat what you guess is June's shoulder
"Take care of Anon while I'm gone."
>Wait, what is she talking abo-
>April jumps up and whines like a real puppy as she runs off
>Now you're very worried
>June is panicking and whining from the sudden responsibility
>Today is going to be worrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833479
Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833479
April no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833479
Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, help me out. What was that story with the blind shota with spoopy ghost powers and the hellhound? Was it ever finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833470
Ignore the faggots who get buttmad.

Alps are A-OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833489
Alps ruin everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833488
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
And no, it wasn't.

>>13833479
Aww, poor puppy got sick...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833491
Then why are YOU still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833488
>Hey guys, help me out. What was that story with the blind shota with spoopy ghost powers and the hellhound?
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
>Was it ever finished?
Unfortunately no, since PRW went AWOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833494
That's fucking creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833489
Alps are fine until someone starts mistaking the term 'bishounen' for "I wanna go alp n fuk bois guise lol."
Because no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833493
>>13833496
>Incomplete
>Not even updated since I last looked at it months ago
This is sadness. Thanks anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833491
Nonsense. I bet people would like you more as an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833496
>Alex and Eris
>Spaceworm
>MINI USHI ONI
I hope he returns, someday...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle a ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833503
>mistaking the term
You do realize people do that on purpose, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833509
Especially for Spaceworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833419
Do you mean pics?
Becuase we do seem to be running out of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833489
Alps a shit and I curse the day you faggots infested us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833514
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833517
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833520
What's the matter? Can't satisfy the ladies the way a big, black spadetail can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833514
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833520
Art thou furious, unknowable one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833525
with love
>>13833529
100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833529
Is that game finished yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833479
"Sh-she's gonna be okay, right?"
>You think so
"H-here, stay here and I'll go make sure!"
>June hands the paper bag with the remaining cupcakes to you
>She runs off next and you can almost hear her talking with the teacher by the bathroom
>June sounds pretty sorry about the whole ordeal
>She comes back without any of the wagging from before and sits down next to you
"She's gonna be in the bathroom for a bit but she's gonna be okay."
>You almost want to know why she's in there but don't ask
>The pair of you eat your snacks silently
>June's cupcakes are actually pretty good
>No wonder April didn't realize there was chocolate, it's all tucked into a ball in the center
>When you tell June you like them you feel her tail wagging behind you
"My mom did mosta the work."
>You've finished your snacks before long and April is still missing
>The holst teacher comes by and asks if you'll be alright without April
>It'll be a bit boring, but you'll be okay as long as you don't try to do anything
>She offers to help entertain you for today, but you don't feel like hearing more books read to you
>June seems to sense your disappointment
"April told me to take care of him, so I'll play with Anon!"
>The teacher asks if you're alright with that
>You nod
>She's satisfied with that leaves you alone so she can call your mother just in case April needs some medicine for whatever is happening
>And you're left alone with June
"So, what were ya doing before with April?"
>You tell her you were trying the slide out
"Wanna try some other stuff?"
>You don't say anything, but she gets the message
"O-only what you want ta do! We can just stick with the slide, or go with the see-saw, or even just play with a ball!"
>She sounds rather nervous about the whole affair
>You ask what the see-saw is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833526
Right, just wanted to make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833535
Who knows?
I'd be totally down to play it once it comes out, though.
Also, Last for Loen a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Last image for peace and love, TZICH heads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833536
>You ask what the see-saw is
We're going to get launched into space, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833542
Ah, you bastard!
I failed Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

Who fucked it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>someone got scared and made their OP early

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833545
Not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833545
>>13833547
Is it newfags? I bet it was newfags.

[Anonymous No.]

Gee, and I had my own lined up. Oh well, such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833547
It didn't bump us off in the process either unfortunately.

I anticipate high concentrations of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833545
>>13833547
Well, I wouldn't say I was scared, I was quite sure we were last on the board.
Should I hang myself on the ceiling fan now, or after the thread dies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833560
OH GOODY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833564
No, you have to live and be shitposted at until nobody cares anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833564
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would do this? Do you just want to see the world burn? You are not living your life correctly! It didn't have to be this way, you could have stopped this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833564
Yes, kill yourself now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833564
We need you to fight the alps anon. If you die, do so in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833536
"Yknow, the- oh! Uhm, it's like a big long stick with seats on the ends with a thingy keeping the center up! And it like... two people sit on it, and when one goes down the other goes up a bit. The ones here only go up a little ways though."
>That doesn't sound that bad
>Or maybe you just have some extra courage after conquering the slide
>Either way, you agree to it
>June's attitude improves considerably
>You feel her take one of your hands in her two paws as she tugs at you
"Lets go try it out!"
>Those paws sure are larger than April's
>And a lot warmer too
>But you stand up and let June lead the way
>You've gotten a good map of the place in your head, but a guide makes things easier
>She brings you to the see-saw and sits you down on one of the soft seats
>She starts to move away before coming back, taking your hands and putting them onto a bar with rubber grips
>That's a lot more comforting
>She moves to the other side and gets on
>You can feel your seat rising up off the ground
>But the tips of your shoes can still feel the sand below, so you don't freak out
>You lower down a few moments later, feet planted on the ground
"Now you push up!" June instructs
>Getting the idea, you push off the ground with your legs as June moves down again
>This process repeats for a while, but it's hardly exciting
>You make sure to inform June of this
"Okay, lets try something else next!"
>Once you're back down on the ground on your side she hops off and runs back by your side
>Somehow you feel like she wasn't making it go that fast out of worry for you
>Either way you can feel her excitement just bleeding off of her
"How about the merry go round? It's like a table you sit on and it spins around when someone pushes it! And it can't go that fast because of mechamisms. I can still make sure you don't fall off though!"
>That sounds fine, though you are a bit worried

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833573
I tried to live my life correctly, I did, but...
You know that one time the villain tried to make things right, and then he WAS the villain and fucked everything up?

[Anonymous No.]

Well at least we're one shitpost away from dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833579
I love seeing eye puppy.
Sadly I have to go to bed now.

Good night Anons, do good and don't burn down the thread. The Yukionna's hate it hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833579
I feel bad for June she gonna fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833593
june did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833606
Indeed. June is best month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13833579
>She shows you to the merry-go-round and has the other kids on it stop the thing so you can get on
>June helps guide you on and moves your hand to one of the plastic bars that serve as handholds for it
>You're seated towards the edge, though June is between you and spilling off
>It doesn't seem the exciting until the other kids start moving it
>The pull towards the outside freaks you out a bit, but you bear with it
>June's tail keeps batting against your legs as you keep your grip strong
>The thing just seems to get faster and faster
>Then you feel something strange with your head you haven't felt before
>You begin to tell June you're ready to get off when your hands slip
>Panic strikes you as you begin sliding off the contraption
>June yelps and you feel the bigger girl jump into you at the last moment
>She bears the brunt of the fall into the sand as you land on top of her, knocking the air out of her lungs
>Your head just keeps spinning, so you don't try to get up
>She's more solid than April is
>June sits you up and checks you over, brushing some sand off your clothes
"Are you okay?!"
"June's crying guys!"
"Am not!"
>They continue to bicker as you try and stand up, only to drop onto your bottom
>You're worried and ask what's going on
>That get's the heckpup's attention away from the other girls she'd been arguing with
"I think you're just dizzy. You've never been busy before?"
>Well, you don't think so
>You feel a June pull you into a big strong hug before releasing you
"Sorry I almost made you get hurt..."
>Well, she did save you from that
>And it wasn't really her fault
>You can still hear her sniffling
>Just as your head stops spinning you hear the teacher call for naptime
>It's just the excuse you needed to have June take your hand and lead you back inside away from the teasing of the other kids nearby

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like I will have to step in.