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Taoism is the best

>> No.13817128

If you break her plate, will she die?

>> No.13817134

>>13817128
it would be very painful

>> No.13817139
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>> No.13817142

busty futo does not look very good

>> No.13817145

>>13817134
She's a big girl

>> No.13817147

>>13817139
mite marry

>> No.13817157
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13817157

Cock-a-doodle-doo~

>> No.13817165

>>13817157
>futo cock
>even zun makes the joke

>> No.13817179

>>13817139
"I once sucked a cock thiiiis long!"

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>>13817179
good try but that line just sucked

>> No.13817195

>>13817179
>projecting

>> No.13817200

>>13817165
>>13817195
Who the heck are you quoting?

>> No.13817224

>>13817200
You

>> No.13817244
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Futo a dork.

>> No.13817253
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>>13817145

>> No.13817264

>>13817244
She has been a plate and a chicken, but not a dork.

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13817336

Is this the Futo thread

>> No.13817340

>>13817336
her boobs too easy to see in this one

>> No.13817352

Fucking taoist

>> No.13817734
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Even dogs like taoism.

>> No.13817791

>>13817352
fuck you leatherman

>> No.13817805
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Why have taoism and no jade emperor ? Why have buddhism and not buddha/sun wukong destroying shit ? Why not have tengrism and badass not-temujin touhou wanting to make all youkai territories his kaganate and bad mouthing reimu so we can have hate sex rape futa doujins from radiohead ? Why is ZUN making a gigantic religious arc that is absolute shit and made me drop playing the new games ? WHY ?!

>> No.13817861 [DELETED] 

Oh God I'm cumming

>> No.13817882

>>13817805
Because that's not how the ZUN rolls, baby.

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I'm taking command of this ship and saving Futo from falling off the board /jp/!

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13822036

kuso thread.

>> No.13822093

>>13822036
fuck off faggot

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>>13822036

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>>13822136
dude...

>> No.13822275

>>13822136
fuckin EXTREME!!!!!

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>>13817734
I don't know whether I hate or love this artist's Kyouko.

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Does anyone seriously practice taoism? I've been studying it and it's pretty much "Don't be a cunt" and live healthily.

>> No.13822864

>>13822808
isnt daoism chinese or some shit? if thats the case why cum chinks are such subhuman shits?

>> No.13822936

>>13822864
Yes it comes from China. Taoism can come off as being a jerk though. It talks about virtue and how to do something by not doing it. Like if you're trying to do good deeds all the time then it's not virtuous, it's forced and therefore not taoism. You become virtuous by just doing good things naturally and not for recognition. There's a lot of mysterious, wishy-washy crap but it does have some good points.

>> No.13822986

>>13822808
I think like any other aphorisms it can give some nice advices. I've been reading one or two poems from Tao Te Ching daily for 2 or 3 years now.
Definitely consider some of it's ideas when taking decisions or just thinking about life in general. I recommend it.

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Will we get Futo x Ghost doujins?

>> No.13830397

I don't know what's Taoism about but I'm positively sure it makes more sense than Christianity

>> No.13830439 [DELETED] 

Fugo I hate your gay hat lmao.

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>>13830397

>> No.13833642

>>13830397
In basis (it gets pretty complicated in detail), Taoism is the belief in the "Tao" - a natural path for everything that lives. It doesn't have active deities, though some saints/hermits like Lao Zi can be portrayed in a deified way.

As the Tao is a 'natural' way that you cannot force yourself onto, it puts much value on spontaneity, naturalness and humbleness.
It's all best represented in Wu Wei - the concept of action without action or, better fitting for this summary, "effortless doing".

As Tao is the natural way, anything done in accordance with it shall be natural - effortless. The earth spins. The sun shines. You do.

Simple as that.

>> No.13833986

>>13822936
>Like if you're trying to do good deeds all the time then it's not virtuous, it's forced and therefore not taoism. You become virtuous by just doing good things naturally and not for recognition.
That's actually pretty nice.

>> No.13834044

>>13822936
>>13833642

Hey, this is actually decent.
I guess I'll read up on that, too; do you recommend any links or even books?

>> No.13834264

>>13834044
I guess the Tao Te Ching is a sort of (!) Taoist 'bible' - it's full of philosophical ponderings and tenets, though there's no YOU WILL BURN FOREVER IF YOU DON'T DO EXACTLY AS THIS SAYS.

It is said that the true Tao cannot be told - surely, you can easily read up on the works of the scholars, but in the end it is up to every person themselves to find the Tao, and the strength to follow it naturally.

It's less "Do this to get into heaven" and more "These things might help you understand"

Other important texts are the Zhuangzi and the Daozang.

>> No.13834363

Reminder that Taoists aren't allowed to masturbate

>> No.13834377

>>13834363
Reminder that that's religious Taoism, not philosophical Taoism.

>> No.13834391

>>13834363
>>13834377
And Buddhism is a philosophy too.

See, what ends up happening with a lot of religions is that they start out as some philosophy that actually makes a ton of sense - Taoism, Buddhism, whatever. But as they spread and dumb peasants with their folk beliefs learn about them, they merge into some weird hybrid that's half taoism, half dumb jap nature gods and shit.

>> No.13834408

>>13833642
Sounds dumb as HELL.

>> No.13834538

>>13834391
I get your point, but even religious Taoism doesn't have any gods.
They just put more worth on the flow of energy, and shit. Since sperm is energy, it's a goal to keep it inside your body.
It's not forbidden to masturbate at all; it's just not very advised.

>> No.13834583

>>13834538
>a goal to keep it inside your body
lewd

>> No.13834716

>>13834583
It gets better - the basis is that men have finite sexual energy (since they give sperm with ejaculation), and females have infinite sexual energy (since they can be bred and bred and bred and the only thing diminishing is their physical stamina)

So while masturbation is not advised, you are encouraged to have sex as many times as possible in a row without cumming (so you can soak in the energy of the female orgasm), and females are encouraged to have sex often to strengthen their partner(s)'s spirit.

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>>13831017
>>13831017
HOLY SHIT

LOL!

>> No.13834737

>>13834716
*CONVERTS TO TAOISM*

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>>13834737
Glad to have you with us, friend.

Train hard to become a hermit!

>> No.13839551

>>13834716
I tried to explain this before and a /jp/sie told me I was wrong

>> No.13839617

>>13834747
I'd become a hermit if Futo and Miko would teach me

>> No.13839627
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>>13830397
Religions aren't supposed to make sense, tard.

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Touhou wives aside, what's better in your opinion: Taoism, Buddhism or Shinto or Confucianism?

>> No.13839664

>>13839656
Muslimism.

>> No.13839676

>>13839656
What matters is that they've co-existed for so long w/o nuking or hellshooting the fuck outta each other.

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>>13839656
Confucianism of asian diaspora in various Slavlands.
>>13839676
That's why Religion Wars are pointless. Both Miko, Reimu and Hijirin aren't the best representatives of their religions.

>> No.13839736

>>13839656
Which one lets me wear a cute dress, be a slut for /jp/, and get into some sort of heaven when I die?

>> No.13840505

>>13839736
Jayp-ism

>> No.13840578

>>13839656
I'm a Taoist, so my answer should be obvious.
However, I still extremely appreciate each of the other ones.
What I like most about Buddhism, I think, are the chants. They're very calming.
Shinto has very beautiful rituals, and 8 million gods means there's one just to your liking.
Confucianism... is the direct opposite of Taoism, actually.

Assume you have a piece of wood. Taoism would desire to turn it back into part of the tree, while Confucianism would turn it into a finely carved and decorated statue.

Still, bettering yourself can be achieved in many ways, so despite it being my exact opposite, I respect it.

>> No.13840722

>>13840578
I wish more christians were like you.

>> No.13840751

>>13817253
naice

>> No.13840762

>>13839656
Speaking of which, Miko is more of a Confucianist than Taoist, seeing how active she was involved in politics and how she wants to change the society and lead people.

Real Taoists just want to chill, like Kasen.

>> No.13840908

>>13840762
>Miko is more of a Confucianist than Taoist
Yeah, honestly, none of the religious leaders are very representative of their religions.

>> No.13841099

This thread is making me want to become a taoist

>> No.13842257

>the thread is still alive after 5 days
How

>> No.13842340

>>13839656
Taoism for self bettering.

I still prefer folkd Shinto due to 8 million gods, infinite number of things to love and like.

Folk shinto might as well transfer into modern otaku culture because it's about loving and respecting objects.

>> No.13842352 [DELETED] 

>>13842340
>idolatry
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>>13834723
>>13834723
>>13834723
My sides have gone into OVERDRIVE! XD.

>> No.13842387

>>13839664
In all honesty, 72 virgins in heaven would make for a good harem anime.

>> No.13842844

>>13839627
What does Guy Fieri have to do with taoism

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>>13839656

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>>13842850

>> No.13844935

Futo is cool!

>> No.13845130

>>13842844
Guy Fieri isn't supposed to make sense, tard.

>> No.13845750

>>13845130
?

>> No.13845792

>>13842853
>>13842850

A literal goddess.

>> No.13845813

>>13845750
Welcome to FlavorTown

>> No.13847048

Do you like detached sleeves Futo or attached sleeves Futo?

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