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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:31:38 2015 No.13815319 [Reply] [Original]

>"Anon, there are two ways to get ahead in this company. Would you be interested in trying one of them right now?"

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:33:44 2015 No.13815322 File: 417 KB, 900x805, meeces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for mousegirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:35:35 2015 No.13815326 >>13815322 How about you furries just fuck right off instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:36:28 2015 No.13815329 >>13815322 Getting a bit cheesy there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:38:07 2015 No.13815333 File: 355 KB, 2095x3019, 12453235456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moth is love and life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:41:00 2015 No.13815342 Your monster GF has just invited you to the bedroom for some soft, tender sexytimes! What song do you put on to set the mood?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:41:22 2015 No.13815344 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, 1435110099320.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Ushi-Oni are the best for hugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:44:19 2015 No.13815351 >>13815344 That breath being visible really is a nice touch. You know, I'm really glad our two recent drawfags are actually pretty decent, and not complete faggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:47:01 2015 No.13815361 >>13815342 Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:48:10 2015 No.13815363 >>13815342 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBSQKh8teE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:02:05 2015 No.13815395 >>13815322 2cheeze4me. I could melt that bitch over toast and slap some tomatoes on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:03:12 2015 No.13815397 File: 566 KB, 1000x877, MonoChiJab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815319 All dat excessive white tho. And yes I am using an outline to hide leftover bits I'm too lazy to adjust the tolerance setting for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:10:18 2015 No.13815409 File: 692 KB, 750x1027, 23895568_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:16:57 2015 No.13815425 >>13815409 I wish the artist expanded on that girl and the the hypnosis one. Great designs deserve more than just a short.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:21:35 2015 No.13815433 File: 442 KB, 1000x877, Transparent Boss Worker Relations.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815397 >Outline For what porpoise?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:23:24 2015 No.13815440 >>13815433 Pretty sure I gave one. Never said It was a good one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:24:00 2015 No.13815441 File: 484 KB, 1000x877, Fixed Transparent Boss Worker Relations.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815397 >>13815440 Ignore the previous, I forgot to save the Transparency.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:26:21 2015 No.13815449 File: 1.34 MB, 1080x1920, 1437621438791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's times like these that remind me why I fell in love with Super Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:26:43 2015 No.13815450 >>13815441 Never.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:28:16 2015 No.13815455 >>13815449 You keep wanting people to talk about your doughnut steel wurm, but I don't think people care, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:29:28 2015 No.13815462 >>13815449 I prefer the other Super Dragon Girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:29:36 2015 No.13815463 >>13815449 Anyone got a fanfic of all her misadventures?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:42:45 2015 No.13815496 Pet the Puppy, Do it you Yuppy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:51:40 2015 No.13815522 >>13815463 >fanfic 20 posts in and this thread is already filled with shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:58:17 2015 No.13815538 >>13815496 i want to pet the abstract puppy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:08:08 2015 No.13815568 >>13815319 >2 hours >No one took the Jabberwock up on her offer I guess old hag dragons are forever doomed to be alone with no young new guy to seduce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:12:54 2015 No.13815584 >>13815568 >seduce they can just rape all the interns

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:17:47 2015 No.13815601 >>13815584 But raping them just doesn't make her feel as young, and it's not as intimate!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:21:22 2015 No.13815611 >>13815601 Ms. Jabberwock Boss can do what she wants with me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:24:13 2015 No.13815620 >>13815611 Good. She's had a long and stressful day and she would really like it if you were to get under her desk and help her out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:27:04 2015 No.13815627 >>13815611 That's good, sounds like you're heading straight up to being Ms. Jabberwocks #1 (and only) Secretary!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:33:05 2015 No.13815647 I want Lich powers. I'd raise a Big, tall, curvy, ara ara wight, sit in her lap, and raise a band of skeletongirls to play jazz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:34:08 2015 No.13815651 >>13815568 Jabber a shit They are just inferior slut dragons with disgusting mouth tentacles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:36:09 2015 No.13815655 File: 358 KB, 557x581, f4a612d286701e24f62cd9ef4d228f6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815651 She's not the real monster here, you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:36:32 2015 No.13815656 File: 177 KB, 906x1000, r252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join the Order today! We've got a host of guardian angels just waiting to protect and love their brave paladins!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:37:16 2015 No.13815658 I want a Lilim to rape me ten times in a single second!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:37:18 2015 No.13815659 >>13815568 They're intimidating. At least in the eyes of her prospects. Too many betas unwilling to man up, whip it out, and tell the scaly thing to 'suck it'.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:37:23 2015 No.13815660

>>13815647
>Because you are a noob and hadn't taken proper steps
>You instead get a short, petite zombie who sits on YOUR lap
>And your skeleton girls suck at jazz because surprise surprise, you didn't bother to check it was the schoolchildren grave, not the crypt of the arts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:39:14 2015 No.13815665 >>13815655 Truth can't be evil or good Truth is just truth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:39:53 2015 No.13815670 >>13815656 No matter how much blood you shed How much carnage you bring about How much scum becomes rust on your blade Angel chan will always watch over you I like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:40:53 2015 No.13815674 >>13815665 Monstergirls aren't real How is this truth not evil?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:41:58 2015 No.13815677 File: 313 KB, 542x248, 80.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815674 It's not It's just the truth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:42:16 2015 No.13815678 >>13815665 Jabberwocks are just nice romantic dragons that are chocolate and verbose. What have they ever done to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:44:22 2015 No.13815689 >>13815674 Honestly I'd rather it this way if it means none of the fucks here get to have them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:47:16 2015 No.13815697 >>13815658 But anon, that sounds 2fast4u

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:47:42 2015 No.13815698

>>13815660
But I'm not a noob. And I did take the propper steps. I scoured through the ancient tomes, and fell in love with a beautiful figure from the annals of time a, warrior maiden, spent decades researching her, to find her burial place, sat before her tomb, and meditated for three days and three nights, fasting, as my power sunk into the earth. I brought her back myself, and wept as I beheld the moment of her birth into undeath. And then with my knowledge of the past, I set out to woo her, rather than just take her as a sex slave as so many necromancers do.

And then hunted down the graves of the forefathers of jazz, and brought their bones from the earth, all for my Wight's amusement. I even hand crafted the drum kit out of skins, bone and ebony.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:48:46 2015 No.13815700 >>13815647 It just occurred to me how much I want a smooth jazz arrangement of Spooky Scary Skeletons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:50:30 2015 No.13815702 >>13815678 They are not romantic, they are sluts even by wonderland standards. And even if they were, it doesn't make mouth tentacles any less disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:51:34 2015 No.13815706 >>13815697 I dunno. He said "Second!" If we cheat a bit 60! is a rather large number. If anything he would be slowly broken. So very slowly broken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:51:56 2015 No.13815708 >>13815702 Anon, you're kind of a pussy aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:51:58 2015 No.13815709 >>13815700 You'll never have some Spooky Scary Skeletongirls up on stage playing this, in predominantly black, but white striped tuxedos, cute ties and top hats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDN36LIzjIk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:54:45 2015 No.13815717 >>13815709 I'd rather hear them playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto Also for some reason I'm imagining Beetlejuice's suit.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:55:40 2015 No.13815720

>>13815709
Holy shit you just reminded me why I fucking love jazz. It's just so bombastic, happy and pleasant to listen to. Whenever I hear it I just feel happy and want to dance.

>tfw you'll never be in an amateur jazz band with a Sahaguin sax player
>tfw you'll never jazz violin so hard that you rock her swimsuit uniform off her

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:56:07 2015 No.13815721
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>>13815702
They're not disgusting, They're just extra mouths to love you with. They also allow her to go snorkling without any gear. They can lay in your lap like a cat too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:56:36 2015 No.13815723 >>13815709 >>13815717 I want some spooky skeleton girls to play this while I get in a boss fight with a Cajun Lich! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2mZVOd0jWY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:58:20 2015 No.13815728 >>13815720 The opening number is the biggest. From there it's just smooth, moe jazz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:59:53 2015 No.13815731 >>13815728 Oh yeah piano jazz. That's always something nice to hear at the end of a long day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:00:32 2015 No.13815732 >>13815717 I always preferred The Real Folk Blues to Tank! >You'll never crush on that skeleton lead with the long hair that covers half her face and the electric guitar, the one with the least physical presence, that still manages to steal the show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:05:21 2015 No.13815741 >>13815721 Now I want to cuddle a Jabberwock, though she doesn't seem like the kind who'd be into cuddling. >>13815732 More of a 'Bad Dog, No Biscuits' kind of person myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuAzPR0ACVw

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:07:43 2015 No.13815750

>>13815741
>though she doesn't seem like the kind who'd be into cuddling.
You've never been wronger in your life. Both Vanilla Dragons and Jabberwocks are masters of cuddling. They've got those big meaty claws to wrap around you, and wings to put you in a cocoon, as well as her tail to wrap around you. Truly they are the masters of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:08:21 2015 No.13815752 >>13815723 I want a skeleton girl jazz band to go to a hip underground club and play this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZukiRrYROA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:09:10 2015 No.13815754 >>13815677 Shut up, Marche. You are pure evil no matter what what excuse you try to use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:10:09 2015 No.13815756 >>13815750 So does this mean Manticores would be cuddle masters? I mean, they've got big fluffy paws, wings, and tails, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:12:55 2015 No.13815764 >>13815756 Are they big and tough, yet sweet and loving and capable of protecting you from worse and more deadly girls?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:13:46 2015 No.13815767

>>13815741
>More of a 'Bad Dog, No Biscuits' kind of person myself.
I dunno. I just never felt anything for that song. not like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9_p-nhZXLg
Even if it ain't jazz. Green Bird too, I suppose. Fuck this OST is based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:15:27 2015 No.13815772 >>13815756 I want to soften up manticore so she has enough pudge for excellent cuddles

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:16:27 2015 No.13815776

>>13815764
They're rather sadistic, but they'd probably be down for snuggles. And they've got the claws to fend off deadly girls. That tail could probably do some damage, even without the spikes on the outside. Imagine getting cold-cocked in the face with that thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:19:44 2015 No.13815789 >>13815750 Yeah, big meaty hands with razor-like claws that can tear steel. I'm sure they will ensure quality cuddling and not slice you into meat strips

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:20:20 2015 No.13815792 >>13815776 >Punching some one with your vagina Man that's like using your cock as a mace. Premium stupidity.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:22:38 2015 No.13815800

>Find an Elf unconscious on the beach
>Wake her up
>She doesn't speak a word of English, only some language you've never heard before
>Other than that she seems to be a blank slate
>She doesn't seem to know what anything is
>Only thing she seems to know is that she likes you, a lot
Do you bring her home and take care of her? Or do you take advantage of her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:23:31 2015 No.13815801 >>13815800 Remember It's not a murder if it's elf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:24:11 2015 No.13815803 >>13815800 Wy not both? Think outside the box, nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:24:42 2015 No.13815805 >>13815800 I'll make her a slave... I just don't know what to do after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:25:24 2015 No.13815811 >>13815800 Why not bo- >>13815803 Great minds think alike

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:25:35 2015 No.13815813 >>13815800 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:25:41 2015 No.13815816 >>13815789 That's the beauty, someone with incredible power limiting and controlling said power just for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:25:56 2015 No.13815817 >>13815800 I take her to the pound and hope someone adopts her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:26:53 2015 No.13815819 >>13815800 I'm taking her to the nearest succubutt and having her converted into a slutty elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:28:35 2015 No.13815825 >>13815800 I guess I take care of herin exchange for morning blowjobs and bed-time snugglefucking. I know any attempt at goodwill and charity, like guiding her to a woman's shelter will just result in her getting gangraped by faceless men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:28:45 2015 No.13815828 >>13815816 >implying horny jabberwock has any will or self-control At least she will have a nice meat dinner in your memory

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:29:30 2015 No.13815830 >>13815767 Amen to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:30:44 2015 No.13815833 >>13815800 As long as she doesn't try convincing me that she's being chased by an 'evil space pirate', we should be good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:32:52 2015 No.13815845 >>13815789 now i want a fallout 3 deathclaw girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:33:33 2015 No.13815850 >>13815651 I want to turn you into an Alpperwock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:34:28 2015 No.13815856 >>13815800 I'll try to help out. Maybe going to a village of elves or something to see if anyone recognizes her.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:34:41 2015 No.13815857

>>13815828
Anon you're probably a massive fat fuck but I'm sure if a small kitten crawled up to you, you could gently pick it up and pet it despite being capable of snapping it's neck easily.

She loves you, she's not going to break or hurt you. Same with all Monster Girls, they're all capable with awesome power, but they'd never use it to hurt their husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:39:25 2015 No.13815874 >>13815857 What if fatfuck anon was horny and wanted to fuck the shit out of that small kitten, tho? Your example is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:39:26 2015 No.13815875 >>13815857 you could cuddle the kitten without killing it but i doubt that you could fuck it without killing it same situation with jabberwock vs human

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:40:57 2015 No.13815878 >>13815850 Alpperwock is a good girl! She just wants to cuddle and have your daughter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:41:21 2015 No.13815880 >>13815874 >>13815875 I would say if you're gentle and slow you could but I don't want this thread to devolve into fucking cats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:41:35 2015 No.13815881 >>13815857 >you're probably a massive fat fuck Projecting much? >she's not going to break or hurt you When they are calm? Sure But not when they are horny. It's pretty common when animals scratch shit and can't control their claws during mating

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:43:34 2015 No.13815886 >>13815874 >>13815875 Not him, but are you serious? Jabberwocks and humans don't have size difference for once. Are daythreads considered starting around this time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:44:22 2015 No.13815887 >>13815792 Good point, but aren't all the sensitive parts on the inside? The outside looks tough and leathery to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:45:41 2015 No.13815895 >>13815455 I bed to differ. I care, but mostly because I want to see what kind of funky, psychologically scarred villains she would face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:45:51 2015 No.13815896 >>13815878 >have your daughter I'll never let her yuri my precious daughteru!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:46:04 2015 No.13815897

>>13815886
>Jabberwocks and humans don't have size difference for once.
In your headcanon maybe. Also
>I disagree, so it must be shitposting
Fuck you. If this were daythread it would already have turned into a femdom vs dom slapfight, or the equivalent.

>>13815887
The impact would still travel through the outside tho. And you're using bluntforce. Na, what you need is to weld spikes to it and use it like a morning star.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:47:17 2015 No.13815902 >>13815897 Well, she's already got venomous spikes on it, so we have that. And welding spikes to it sounds like it would hurt. Maybe a cage around the end of the tail with the spikes on the outside?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:47:39 2015 No.13815903

>>13815897
>In your headcanon maybe. Also
They'd be AT MOST 9 ft, and that's being generous. I'd personally place them at 7 ft.

Even if people here were full manlet at 5 ft, the biggest Jabberwock and other Monster Girls could still fuck him safely.

You also forget mamono magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:47:46 2015 No.13815904 >>13815886 What it has to do with size difference? Are you stupid? It's about deadly claws that can slice through metal like a hot knife

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:49:58 2015 No.13815908 File: 71 KB, 850x1112, Contemplating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somewhere, on another plane of existence, a lonely Succubus is studying magic spells to summon a human boy to share her life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:51:24 2015 No.13815915 >>13815897 >In your headcanon maybe. Or you can just look at the extra art KC has produced over the years

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:51:27 2015 No.13815917 >>13815908 Do human boys in that plane of existence enter a Succubus dreams to have sex with her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:52:06 2015 No.13815919 >>13815917 Yes.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:52:40 2015 No.13815920

>>13815897
>>13815903
It's day here faggots.

And there's no official measurement of dragon sizes vs humans, so you're all talking headcanon, and remember that monsters aren't literally all the same, not all elves are blond and have blue yes and the like, and not all dragons are fuck huge, I place them at the same size as humans anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:52:50 2015 No.13815921 >>13815917 >>13815919 Not if she summons them physically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:53:11 2015 No.13815922 >>13815896 That... No Anon, not in that way. She wants to HAVE your daughter. By giving birth. she wants to be your chubby wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:53:14 2015 No.13815923 >>13815917 Every time a teenager has a wet dream he's unknowingly entering the mind of a sleeping succubus and feeding her.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:53:44 2015 No.13815926

>>13815902
Like not to the tail, but weld the spikes/blades to a metal ring fitted around the base of the tail and use it like a mace.

>>13815903
Well they areon't as big as fatfuck anon on kitten, but they're still big, and wield more power than fatfuck, so I'd say it evens out in threat levels.

>>13815915
>KC
>Consistency

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:54:03 2015 No.13815927 >>13815923 Kind of romantic. But also makes me feel bad for not having done my share of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:54:06 2015 No.13815928 >>13815915 Did KC make additional art with Jabbers? I don't remember

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:54:15 2015 No.13815930 File: 507 KB, 832x1200, 275_will-o-wisp_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does nobody talk about Will-o'-the-Wisps? They're not my favorite species, but damn, they have one of my favorite designs in the entire MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:54:43 2015 No.13815933 >>13815921 Just imagine typing on a image board or something when suddenly you're summoned and

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:02 2015 No.13815935 >>13815923 >A cute nerdy CC Succuslut getting raped every night in her dreams by disgusting faceless fat teenagers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:04 2015 No.13815936 >>13815908 It would make more sense if they study magic so that they are able to be summoned so that one day when a human tries to call a succubus they are an available candidate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:09 2015 No.13815937 >>13815922 >spoiler Not if i fuck my waifu into fitness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:35 2015 No.13815938 >>13815933 And what? Guys, I think this guy got taken out by the Girtablilu Snipers. We need to talk to the po

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:36 2015 No.13815939 >>13815923 Now I'm imagining some cranky loner Succubus yelling at those damn punk teenagers to get out of her dreams and have some respect for a girl when she's sleeping, goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:46 2015 No.13815940 >>13815930 Hey, they're still top tier to me, dude. Wisps are to ghosts as Wights are to zombies, I think.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:46 2015 No.13815941

>>13815897
>>13815904
You just pretended to 'debunk' that anon's (relatively fair) point by wrongfully expanding it on what a snu snu between a human and a kitten would turn into. Except dragons aren't the same to humans what those are to kittens, duh.

>>13815904
>It's about deadly claws that can slice through metal like a hot knife
And that's exactly what he >>13815857 commented on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:55:57 2015 No.13815942 >>13815908 >succslut Disgusting I wonder how many lifes she already devoured

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:56:27 2015 No.13815944 >>13815937 Feel free, it may put some confidence back into her. It may also give her the idea that she wants to be on top.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:56:37 2015 No.13815945 >>13815930 What's there to talk about? She snatches you up inside her and that's the end of your adventure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:56:37 2015 No.13815946 >>13815938 No, he was obviously kidnapped by Candle Jack! All the signs are the

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:56:55 2015 No.13815949 >>13815930 They get mentioned as meme waifus whenever someone talks about suicide or killing anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:57:09 2015 No.13815950 >>13815941 >Except dragons aren't the same to humans what those are to kittens, duh. Yeah. Humans are far less significant to a dragon than a cat is to a human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:57:37 2015 No.13815953 >>13815946 Heh, a beginners mistake. Unlike you, I have no intention of uttering the name of Candle Jane and getting ra

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:58:38 2015 No.13815958 >>13815930 I once started writing about a Wisp but without explicitly referring to the lantern it just came out sort-of-yan-ghost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 12:59:41 2015 No.13815961 >>13815930 If I remember right they were released in-between two others that caused a lot of shit and were kind of forgotten about. I for one love Will-o'-the-Wisps and wish they would get more art and stories.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:00:27 2015 No.13815963

So has anybody here ever had any dreams (lewd or otherwise) involving monster girls?

A while back I had a dream involving a soft, warm, cuddly threesome with twin fire elementals (they were clearly elementals, but definitely not the MGE kind. Instead of being normal-looking girls with a lot of fire shooting out of them, they had grey skin and orange hair.)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:00:29 2015 No.13815964 >>13815961 Be careful, or an attentionwhore might take her and ruin her forever!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:00:32 2015 No.13815965 >>13815958 There are other ways to hint at the wisp. Lots of guidance references and references to being lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:00:35 2015 No.13815966 >>13815941 Animals tend to lose control of their claws and scratch stuff, humans tend to do the same with nails What makes you think super horny monster who has nothing but sex on her mind would be able to control herself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:00:57 2015 No.13815969 >>13815950 Eww, not in muh hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:01:18 2015 No.13815972 >>13815930 I love Will-o'-the-Wisps though. Like, even the non-anthropomorphized ones, they've always been some of my favorite creatures. But KCs design is fucking great too so I definitely think she's top fucking tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:01:30 2015 No.13815973 >>13815963 I did have a nice dream about a Dragon and an egg once, even wrote it down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:01:37 2015 No.13815974 File: 262 KB, 799x549, Adventure Ended Here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815945

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:02:08 2015 No.13815977 >>13815958 But anon, that cage/lantern/dress thing that they wear is the coolest part of their design.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:02:34 2015 No.13815978 >>13815974 MGQ World sure is small.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:03:20 2015 No.13815979 >>13815978 Just like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:03:37 2015 No.13815980 >>13815974 What is village of betas? Yamatai village?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:03:40 2015 No.13815981 >>13815979 For you, but the ladies like me just fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:05:05 2015 No.13815985 File: 302 KB, 2000x1000, 1421721565551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815344 liar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:05:22 2015 No.13815986 >>13815980 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:06:25 2015 No.13815991 >>13815978 It looked so shit from the start, the whatever over-being responsible for it's creation dropped it unfinished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:06:49 2015 No.13815992 >>13815930 Because we all have out own predilections, I have my top 5 and every other girl can burn. You want to talk about wisps? Start something. Like talking to a toddler fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:08:41 2015 No.13815996 File: 507 KB, 1190x1020, 50033410_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13815981 http://oglaf.com/prowess/ Whatever you say bub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:08:51 2015 No.13815997 >>13815992 Wisps aren't my favorite or anything, I just found it odd because they have (in my opinion) one of the coolest designs in the Encyclopedia but they still get almost no attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:19:39 2015 No.13816024 >>13815800 Well, I guess the proper thing to do is take her home, get her a change of clothes, and make her some food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:19:46 2015 No.13816025 >>13815996 Is there nothing this comic cannot be applied to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:21:23 2015 No.13816028 >>13815930 Well, I do love their design. Crazy eyes and grin, flowing hair, the way that dress clings in all the right places, the bare ghostly pelvic area...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:21:31 2015 No.13816029 >>13815449 If Super Wurm were forced to go into the sewers of the asylum, what villain would be horrifying enough to make her tip-tail around the way Batman did in Arkham Asylum?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:22:08 2015 No.13816030 Chubby wubby manticubs! Nice and soft and good for hugs! Pat their tummies and hear them purr! Just please do not pull their fur! Chubby wubby manticubs! The cutest, loving cuddle bugs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:23:02 2015 No.13816033 >>13816030 Surely 'tis not limerick anon, but jolly good nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:23:26 2015 No.13816034 File: 113 KB, 487x607, r314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello /mgg/! Have you all been good boys and girls this year?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:23:57 2015 No.13816035 >>13816030 >manticub I want a chubby wuby manticore though. Not a loli. Give me an older girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:25:07 2015 No.13816036 >>13816034 Yes. Now excuse me while I carry off this oppai loli for snuggling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:25:39 2015 No.13816038 >>13816034 No. I've been very naughty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:26:56 2015 No.13816041 >>13816034 Not good enough. Never good enough.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:27:07 2015 No.13816043
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>>13816029
A Ryu that tried going full dragon mode and was interrupted halfway turning her into a horrible dragon / gator looking monster with part of her full dragon power which makes her stronger than Super Wurm.

AKA... The Water Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:28:56 2015 No.13816048 >>13815996 Goddammit now I want to see an Undead Fashion Show. More specifically, a Lingerie Show with a Wisp, Ghost, Lich, Ghoul, Wight and Vampire. And a Zombie in PJs just because.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:30:04 2015 No.13816051

>>13816033
No, I am not him
I just wished to espouse the virtues of chubby manticubs

>>13816035
Take care of her and she can grow up into a chubby wubby manticore fit for cuddling!

Chubby wubby manticore
Life with her is not a bore
Cuddling you is her skillful art,
There's only love within her heart,

Chubby wubby manticore,
no other girl could love you more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:30:11 2015 No.13816052 >>13816048 And I forgot to link the reason for this line of thinking as being http://oglaf.com/ragtrade/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:33:50 2015 No.13816059 >>13816051 But I don't want to be older than her! I want her to be older than me! I want to make an older chubby wubby manticore feel young! I want to play with her pawsies and nuzzle my head into her and love her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:36:45 2015 No.13816065 >>13815930 They're lovely and I actually like them better than any other recent MG. Wukong is neat though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:36:57 2015 No.13816066 File: 275 KB, 600x843, 30408221_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816029 Super-Wurm faces her greatest challenge yet: An opponent she can't smash!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:37:01 2015 No.13816067 >>13816043 I like that.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:37:45 2015 No.13816069
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Has anyone ever done a story about a Hobgoblin who's like an older sister/mother to her Goblins?
>Makes them play nice when they argue/fight
>Handles food distribution in the group
>Listens to their problems
>Gives the younger Goblins piggybacks and lets them ride on her shoulders
>All while being a bit of an airhead and not exactly the smartest of the group
>They all want her to find a nice husband but she insists that they come first in her life
I have soft spot for family bonds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:38:56 2015 No.13816072 >>13816043 Did Water Wurm throw a rock at her? >>13816066 She'll just have to use the proper breathing technique to get oxygen in her muscles and PUNCH HARDER!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:39:05 2015 No.13816073

>>13816059

Chubby wubby manticore,
An older one do you look for,

Surely this must be a trick,
Why would you make her old heart tick?

An older gal though she may be
she's the only one you want to see.

Although her mane is silver, white
Your offer fills her with delight

Chubby wubby manticore
she is your love forever more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:42:11 2015 No.13816080 File: 27 KB, 758x200, Almost Got Him.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816072 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:43:32 2015 No.13816083 >>13816080 I am now reminded of the voluptuous Catwoman being tied up in this episode. Excuse me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:44:29 2015 No.13816085 I want a chubby puppy, screw manticore! They don't lay on your laps peacefully

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:46:54 2015 No.13816090 >>13816069 >I have soft spot for family bonds. My nigga, that's the reason I'm fond of adoption stories, especially when a human is adopted into a monstergirl family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:48:16 2015 No.13816092 >>13816090 I feel you on that nigga, I have a massive adoption boner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:48:51 2015 No.13816093 >>13816090 >>13816092 Wasn't Cheesenugget supposed to be working on that adoption story of his?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:49:47 2015 No.13816096 >>13816093 Oh, probably. He and Quicksilver need to get on their stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:49:56 2015 No.13816097 >>13816093 Probably/

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:54:09 2015 No.13816108

>>13816085
But Anon!
Chubby wubby manticubs are love!

Still

Chubby wubby puppy girl
What cute adventure will unfurl?

Will her adventure be full of fun?
With her fated, chosen one?

Running through the green green grass
She's a nice girl! No need for sass!

Chubby wubby puppy girl
More valuable than any pearl

she's tired now, her day is done
She's sleeping now from all that fun.

In you lap she does now sleep,
slumbering without a peep.

But in her dreams she's the biggest fan,
of her older brother, onii-chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:55:33 2015 No.13816111 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to ruffle that hair.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:56:03 2015 No.13816113

>>13816073
Absolutely perfect. Now we make the chubby wubby manticubs. To cuddle and love in bed as one happy family! A pride of chubby wubby manticores! Anon you're really making me love manticores. I don't know why but just hearing them called cute things like chubby wubby and the images of pure happy lovey Manticores warms my heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:56:17 2015 No.13816114 >>13816108 Guy, these are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:56:21 2015 No.13816115 File: 431 KB, 1280x1297, 17663a55ecfc10ae8295d8ce75712494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816108 I'm totally okay with chubby girls so long as feeding isn't involved, but what the fuck are you doing right now?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:57:02 2015 No.13816116
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Is it open mic night?

Your journey, it began because you died~
Out of your cell you ran and then you died~
You pause to catch your breath and die another gruesome death so now you lurk around each corner terrified~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:57:53 2015 No.13816119 >>13816115 Putting off chores. Which I now need to d before I head to work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:58:50 2015 No.13816123 >>13816116 FREE BIRD! PLAY FREE BIRD!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:59:29 2015 No.13816125 File: 2.53 MB, 2832x2000, 012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816115 I have to admit, I love the way this artist draws chubby girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 13:59:38 2015 No.13816126 >>13816116 I want to stab an undead girl in the belly button and put my dick inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:00:43 2015 No.13816127 >>13816125 >>13816115 I'd a monster girl with that body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:01:09 2015 No.13816128 a Holstaur and Yuki-onna and their husbandos working together to make their own ice-cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:02:21 2015 No.13816131 File: 542 KB, 1430x2000, 020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816115 >>13816125 muh niggers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:03:18 2015 No.13816132 >>13816113 That's because they are cute! CUTE! >>13816114 No problem

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:04:30 2015 No.13816133 >>13815767 >Rain with female vocals No anon, you are smalltime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcrb6365GsQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:05:25 2015 No.13816135 File: 312 KB, 1164x1400, snusnu2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816127 >>13816131 Synecdoche does big girls quite well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:07:42 2015 No.13816140 File: 603 KB, 990x1400, 1429280989572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816135 For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:08:05 2015 No.13816142 >>13816133 I just don't like it as much.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:09:28 2015 No.13816146

>>13816125
>>13816131
>>13816140
These...kind of look just out-right fat.
>>13816135
This is better.

Also is this the same artist who did that one comic, with the chubby fujoshi imouto with shark teeth? Loved that doujin.

More partial to Jun's style though, personally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:10:24 2015 No.13816148 >>13816146 >These...kind of look just out-right fat. I don't care, I'd still dick and take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:11:11 2015 No.13816152 >>13816146 >Also is this the same artist who did that one comic, with the chubby fujoshi imouto with shark teeth? That's Fukumaaya, who also happens to draw Skullgirls stuff involving Filia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:11:32 2015 No.13816154 >>13816140 >Oni bulking for Sumo tryouts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:11:37 2015 No.13816156 >>13816135 As someone who's 6 feet tall, the tallest person I know, and a complete sub, I wish I knew more girls who are taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:11:41 2015 No.13816157 >>13816131 >boatslut >fat Leave, and never return.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:12:36 2015 No.13816159 >>13816142 Well alright pal, whatever floats your goat. Time for best track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnVaDwUg5s

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:12:59 2015 No.13816161 >>13816157 Fine. You'll be sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:13:36 2015 No.13816163 >>13816146 >Jun Man knows his softies, unlike these Trader-Anon tier guys going too far and going for fat chicks. http://exhentai.org/g/471542/a513c2ab5e/ for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:15:28 2015 No.13816171 >>13816163 That H-Manga is a gift to the world, and I am very happy to have my own copy on my bookshelf. I think either the S&M GF or the Legal Loli chapters are my favorites. Though they're all great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:15:34 2015 No.13816172 >>13816157 Synecdoche definitely isn't the only artist into fat boatsluts. ...that one /ss/ image with Atago comes to mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:15:46 2015 No.13816174 >>13816125 >>13816131 >>13816140 Go back to your fat acceptance blog, faggot That is not even fat, that is obese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:17:27 2015 No.13816179 >>13816171 >Not freckles and braids or Catgirl Eh, still good taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:17:33 2015 No.13816180 >>13816174 Fat is only a fantasy for me. Real fat people are literal scum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:18:37 2015 No.13816185 >>13816174 They are probably american. This is skinny to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:21:20 2015 No.13816193 >>13816159 >Time for best track That's not Goodnight Julia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:21:42 2015 No.13816194 >>13816180 Fantasy fat is just as disgusting as real fat Delete that shit, don't waste the images, lardlover. Boatsluts are not even monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:22:52 2015 No.13816197 >>13816193 Or Farewell Blues for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:23:15 2015 No.13816201 Is Trader at it again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:24:39 2015 No.13816203 >>13816194 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:24:47 2015 No.13816204 >>13816140 >>13816135 >>13816131 >>13816125 I want tumblr to leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:26:12 2015 No.13816209 >>13816203 >I'm going to be a faggot and no one can stop me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:26:22 2015 No.13816211 >>13816204 But anon, the latex!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:27:21 2015 No.13816216 >>13816204 Are you just complaining to push us past the bump limit faster? I swear, every thread someone finds something new to to sperg about. Also, why can't you just bring up another subject if those images trigger you so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:27:35 2015 No.13816217 File: 745 KB, 1000x2000, 1421174331173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CHILL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:29:04 2015 No.13816220 >>13816216 >actually wanting fat acceptance faggots in here Fuck off We already have a ton of tranny lovers You want to get the whole tumbrl in here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:29:33 2015 No.13816222 >>13816216 Chub is fine, you are posting straight lard asses and not even monstergirls, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:30:29 2015 No.13816229 >>13816220 >fat acceptance faggots Are you trying to group them with the people that force Chubby Alp Sepai? Calm down you paranoid sperg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:30:54 2015 No.13816232 Anybody have any good recommendations for monster girl smut stories? Preferably relatively short oneshot stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:31:08 2015 No.13816234 File: 146 KB, 990x1400, ByaJJCcCIAAaFjb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816204 >>13816220 >Wanting big girls to leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:31:08 2015 No.13816235 >>13816217 That's very ice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:31:13 2015 No.13816236 >>13816217 REFUSAL TO CHILL WILL RESULT IN GLACIES MELTING. PLEASE THINK OF THE GLACIES.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:31:16 2015 No.13816237 >>13816220 Frankly, I'm fine with anything, so long as we don't get the out-right SJWs up in here. I'm mean I'm pretty sure there's already one, but I'm 60% it's just a troll.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:31:41 2015 No.13816240 >>13816216 >new >implying fatshit has ever been okay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:32:23 2015 No.13816242 >>13816217 >CHILL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKiaVSopHUo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:33:01 2015 No.13816245 >>13816236 They're magical ice Elementals, I'm sure they have certain resistances or things to counter fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:33:16 2015 No.13816248 >>13816234 Fuck off already

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:35:02 2015 No.13816256 >>13816248 Just report him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:35:18 2015 No.13816258 >>13816240 >>13816248 It's an issue now because you guys seem unable to bring up different subjects, so good work autismo #1 and 2.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:35:21 2015 No.13816259 >>13816234 Big=/=obese, pal. Big girls are fine. big girls are olev. Your hamplanet landwhales need to fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:35:55 2015 No.13816262 >>13816242 I wish that instead of the new DBZ they'd have made a spin-off about crazy Saiyans conquering planets for shits and giggles. They're like space vikings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:36:29 2015 No.13816265 >>13816248 Is someone upset? Please! Cry more! You tears nourish me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:36:53 2015 No.13816266 >>13816259 The girls in that image aren't even hamplanets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:37:12 2015 No.13816268 >>13816234 >>13816135 >>13816115 Okay see, these? These are fine. >>13816125 >>13816131 These are not. >>13816140 And this is borderline.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:38:18 2015 No.13816273 >>13816266 I never said they were. I was referring to the other images.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:38:39 2015 No.13816274 File: 122 KB, 858x1200, CCw1cEPVIAETwuh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816259 >>13816248 Cool story bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:39:22 2015 No.13816278 >>13816274 She's a cutie. 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:41:22 2015 No.13816291 >>13816274 You teach those bigot fat shamers :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:41:53 2015 No.13816294 >>13816258 >if you don't like my fat fetish you have autism! :D Nice bait bruh >>13816266 The one to the left is definitely a hamplanet

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:41:57 2015 No.13816295

>>13816232
Quicksilver has some good stuff, and he's still updating. RS has done some good one-offs aside from his long stories. Kitsoviet used to greentext smut that was okay if you can stand that shit format. Nyanon did a few pretty sexy stories recently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:43:57 2015 No.13816301 I want a tall, fit manticore to pin me down and nibble my neck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:44:04 2015 No.13816302 >>13816258 >I'll call them autistic the next time someone wants to talk about 400lb liliraune Yuri because we should include everything in the thread, that'll show them! Bite me nerd boy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:44:25 2015 No.13816303 >>13816232 http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:44:46 2015 No.13816305
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>Thread starts its shitposting phase early
Well I was more interested in playing Deus Ex and decking homeless people or Dark souls instead of contemplating about writing anyway!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:44:57 2015 No.13816307 >>13816295 The name Quicksilver sounds familiar. Did he do the story with the businesswoman tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:45:11 2015 No.13816310 >>13816295 >Nyanon did a few pretty sexy stories recently. He did? What?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:45:41 2015 No.13816311

Holy shit are people seriously sperging out over a few images?

Holy hell, all this would've passed posts ago if people had ignored them. Only when people started spamming "Fuck off >>>/v/" and shit did this start getting spammy. >>13816157 is the pinpoint where it starts becoming a shitstorm.

You guys will start a shitstorm over fucking anything. Is it really that hard to ignore posts you don't like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:46:39 2015 No.13816314 >>13816311 >ignore I'm unfamiliar with this bizarre nomenclature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:47:33 2015 No.13816317 >>13816314 It's what you do when Alp begs for attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:47:53 2015 No.13816318 >>13816311 You are not helping, shut it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:48:02 2015 No.13816320 >>13816311 >>13816314 i hear if you have this magical thing called 4chanX and press a button next to posts you don't like they'll become hidden!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:48:23 2015 No.13816321 >>13816311 >If I ignore cancer it will go away >it definitely won't grow even further because it felt like it's welcome here Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:49:43 2015 No.13816327 >>13816311 >Posting Kancolle in the monster girl thread >J-Just ignore it, gosh!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:50:07 2015 No.13816330 >>13816321 >cancer No sugarpplum, no-one was forcing anything on anybody, not until you and your started to bitch about it for some inane reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:50:15 2015 No.13816332 I'm going to read the previous thread this one is already fucked. Well done both sides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:50:30 2015 No.13816333 >>13816317 Alp is dead, somebody finally killed him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:51:16 2015 No.13816334 >>13816333 That's right, I'm dead. And so are you. This is Hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:51:30 2015 No.13816337 >>13816330 Tumblr go home, no one here cares about fat positive bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:51:41 2015 No.13816338 >>13816311 Why should I ignore people posting hamplanets? Shit belongs in /d/, not here. I don't go into their threads and post monstergirls, now fuckin' do I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:52:10 2015 No.13816341 >>13816337 Nice boogeyman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:52:31 2015 No.13816344 >>13816333 OH HAPPY DAY!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:53:46 2015 No.13816352

>>13816321
>>13816327
>>13816338
Is it really that hard to ignore 5 posts? Are any of you familiar with "Making a mountain out of a molehill"?

I mean I fucking hate Dark Souls but you don't see me making a 40 minute shitstorm everytime it gets brought up which is every fucking thread. I just ignore it because it goes away 2 posts later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:53:47 2015 No.13816353 >>13816334 I hope Succubutts let me drink buttery nipples out of the dimples of their lower backs in hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:54:31 2015 No.13816354 >>13816295 Also, I hate to be a pain, but could I have some links?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:54:37 2015 No.13816356 >>13816341 >pushing fatties >muh boogeyman No, that won't work this time, if you want fat go to /d/ or some other fetish place, you aren't even posting monstergirls so you have no leg to stand on, at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:54:55 2015 No.13816357 >>13816352 >I fucking hate Dark Souls Damn son. >>13816353 This is Hell, nobody is going to tell you what to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:55:22 2015 No.13816359 >>13816352 This is probably the same guy who thinks every single post involving yuri is /u/ trying to take over and run the place, going by his logic and "arguments".

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:56:00 2015 No.13816360 [DELETED]

>>13816352
What kind of fucing dumbass leaves dealing with a molehill until its become the size of a mountain? Also you have shit fucking taste, but I personally wouldn't complain if you were to bitch about it belonging on /v/ Unless they're talking about priscilla and spiderbitch and shit. they actually belong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:56:21 2015 No.13816362 >>13816341 >posting obese shit >"look how hot they big women are! Mmm. Delicious. I would love to fuck them!" Yeah, totally not fat positive >>13816352 Dark souls doesn't push any SJW agenda though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:56:24 2015 No.13816363 >>13816352 >Is it really that hard to ignore 5 posts? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:56:40 2015 No.13816365 >>13816217 I want to hug a glacies on a hot summer day

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:58:13 2015 No.13816369 [DELETED]

>>13816352
>Is it really that hard to ignore 5 posts?
Yes, because it starts with 5 posts.
How new are you? The reason were not full of monster boy/yuri/futa garbage is because we have absolutely zero tolerance. If you want to post Kancolle despite knowing that it doesn't belong here, you're the one sparking shitstorms, not the people who tell you to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:58:14 2015 No.13816370 >>13816359 >welcoming yuri He's going all out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:58:36 2015 No.13816372 How many of you bother with the rest of /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:59:25 2015 No.13816376 >>13816352 Dark souls has monstergirls and paladins/knights, both relevant to the thread, fatshit is not.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:00:17 2015 No.13816379

>>13816372
I don't know why but I like their creepy stalker threads. Where its justpictures of japanese streets. And there was this one train thread that was just a camera mounted at the front of a train going down train lines. But I actually think the latter was on /a/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:00:29 2015 No.13816382 >>13816372 I like to look at pictures posted on the generic 2hu theads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:00:42 2015 No.13816383 >>13816372 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:01:53 2015 No.13816387 File: 490 KB, 2186x1475, post surgery treatment and evaluation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816372 I go to other threads every now and then, like that one Touhoumon thread a while back.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:05:32 2015 No.13816394
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>>13816369
>The reason were not full of monster boy/yuri/futa garbage is because we have absolutely zero tolerance
No, the reason we don't have them is because:
A) Monster Boys are 100% not thread related
B) Futa is a very /d/ fetish and pretty much only okay to post on /d/ itself
C) Yuri is somehow bad as hell because /u/ is, which shouldn't make any damn bit of sense.

But hey, if you want to spew bullshit I won't stop you from letting your diarrhea of the mouth run its course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:07:56 2015 No.13816405 Which monster girl is best at throwing a surprise birthday party? any minute now...

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:08:58 2015 No.13816411 [DELETED]

>>13816394
>it's against the rules!
>this stops people posting it

No, telling them to fuck off, reporting and violently rebuffing it keeps them out. Look at alps, universally despised, things got lax because "muh bullying" and now we're up to the gills in trannyfuckers and faggots. Never fucking again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:09:04 2015 No.13816412 >>13816405 Super Wurm in her Wargod Demonbane Wurm Mech.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:09:14 2015 No.13816413 >>13816405 Time Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:09:44 2015 No.13816416 >>13816405 Lich. They will always remember and their kuudere exterior gives nothing away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:09:56 2015 No.13816417 >>13816405 None Kill yourself, you pathetic loser

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:10:15 2015 No.13816419 >>13816412 >Demonbane >not Lilimbane You had one job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:10:18 2015 No.13816421 File: 58 KB, 620x404, mgt has a discussion about things some people like and some people don't.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if the Bromont guy is here "saving the thread culture".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:10:32 2015 No.13816422 >>13816405 Kill yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:10:50 2015 No.13816424 >>13816411 Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:11:09 2015 No.13816425 >>13816411 >things got lax because "muh bullying" No, things got lax because that "Alps are men" shitposter for banned. Or fucked off. Either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:11:50 2015 No.13816427 >>13816411 >trannyfuckers and faggots You're making Olympus Mons out of not even a mole hill, but an ant hill. >>13816425 Anon, he IS him. He's calling Alp fans trannyfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:11:54 2015 No.13816428 >>13816301 That would be nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:11:54 2015 No.13816429 >>13816405 Mimics >You will never have cute girls burst out of all of your presents simultaneously

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:12:12 2015 No.13816432 File: 59 KB, 509x580, 1421863166973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816405 Happy birthday anon! Here's your stripper!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:12:21 2015 No.13816433 >>13816354 http://pastebin.com/u/Quicksilver_ http://pastebin.com/u/RSanon http://pastebin.com/u/Kitsoviet http://pastebin.com/u/Nyanon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:12:55 2015 No.13816436 >>13816327 I'm sorry his easily deleted images didn't live up to your posting standards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:13:21 2015 No.13816437 >>13816419 >Lilimbane Damn, I should have used that. How would a Wurm mech preform an Atlantis Strike? A tail whip?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:13:27 2015 No.13816439 >>13816432 Man, it's boring to have a stripper that's ashamed of her own body. She better make it up to me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:14:16 2015 No.13816442 >>13816421 I think its safe to say he is. I think its depressing that this is his ideal for the threads and not how they used to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:14:16 2015 No.13816443 >>13816424 Explain further. >>13816427 >mountains out of molehills Nope, not listening to your bullshit anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:14:17 2015 No.13816444 >>13816437 Not a whip, but a stab. >>13816439 With lapdances, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:14:23 2015 No.13816445 File: 465 KB, 660x660, 3c93ff5e26ff9a54e87e4d851ebdabde.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I-I think I might be having second thoughts about this, A-Anon." >"Why don't you put the s-s-syr-syringe down and we talk th-this over...? "

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:14:42 2015 No.13816446 >>13816421 Well, we're past the bump limit now. So how can we nip this slappyfight in the bud...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:14:53 2015 No.13816448 >>13816427 >Anon, he IS him. He's calling Alp fans trannyfuckers. No he isn't, there wasn't just one either. I spent a long time arguing with the guy I'm talking about. And he has either changed his style heavily, or no longer posts here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:15:49 2015 No.13816451 >>13816443 >your bullshit You keep keep doing textbook definitions of the phrase, but we're the ones full of bullshit? Are you so full of shit that all you can see or spew out is more shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:16:06 2015 No.13816453 >>13816427 Oh and >he IS him Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:16:08 2015 No.13816454 >>13816295 >if you can stand that shit format Oi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:16:10 2015 No.13816455 >>13816446 If newfags could stop pretending they're oldfags, that would help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:16:23 2015 No.13816457 >>13816445 No, your tits shall be reduced to reasonable proportions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:17:26 2015 No.13816461 >>13816445 >needles Fuck that noise. Oddly enough, I'm still okay with Manticore barbs, Apophis/Shirohebi venom injections, and Vampire bites.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:17:41 2015 No.13816465

>>13816444
>Not a whip, but a stab.
That really wouldn't fit too well. Atlantis Strike was a ridiculously powerful kick that warped time and space, or something. Now the Tornado variant could work by stabbing and spinning like a drill.
Wurms are good at drilling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:17:43 2015 No.13816466 >>13816454 Little harsh I admit. I just wish writefags who can write would write and not do bulletpoints stories for noo reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:18:26 2015 No.13816467 >>13816465 >wouldn't fit too well But I want to see a Wurm use her tail like a spear!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:18:34 2015 No.13816469

>>13816439
Exactly. It's way more fun to have a confident woman playfully teasing you and getting off to almost as much as you are.

I'd imagine monstergirls would rarely be strippers for this reason, they'd be too horny to settle for mere teasing and flirting by the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:19:08 2015 No.13816472 >>13816425 No, some faggot decided to bully alps and then everybody sstarted to talk about them. What a mistake that was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:19:12 2015 No.13816474 >>13816466 But I love writing in my greenwords

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:19:18 2015 No.13816475 >>13816445 Sorry but I think you told me to do this, and I quote "No matter how much I beg and plead." No hold still

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:19:41 2015 No.13816478 >>13816443 >it's your birthday >you enter your house >it's empty and lonely >suddenly, a cheshire appears out of nowhere >"Happy birthday Anon, here's your birthday sex" >proceed to fuck Something like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:20:22 2015 No.13816480 File: 696 KB, 657x890, 1433894391032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Are you being a bad boy again Anon? Am I going to have to... Punish you?" >"Stop arguing on the computer Anon you promised we'd spend time together."

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Jul 23 15:20:57 2015 No.13816482 File: 1018 KB, 1080x1920, SuperSentaiWurmCell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:21:02 2015 No.13816483 >>13816466 This. Greentexts are lazy and only work on the threads imo. If you're going to write something for a pastebin then at least try to use prose. I'd sooner read some bad prose than something that reads like notes for the actual story.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:21:22 2015 No.13816485

>>13816467
I'm sure one could do that.
But how would Lilimbane fare when its ultimate attack, Lemuria Cherripie, is used against her archenemy's ultimate attack, Hyperborea Cheesecake?

I sometimes look back and wonder if what I think up is stupid or crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:21:24 2015 No.13816486 >>13816480 Would saying that I'd enjoy being punished make the punishment less or more enjoyable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:21:39 2015 No.13816488 >>13816482 Where's the Red Racer version? You kinda, sorta promised.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:21:53 2015 No.13816489 >>13816480 Why the fuck is a giant spider talking to me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:22:08 2015 No.13816490 >>13816472 No, the rise in alp posting rose right after a particularly large shitstorm and this dude suddenly stopping posting. This was a few months back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:22:21 2015 No.13816493 >>13816482 I want to be a gentlemen thief and rob cover businesses for the mob to attract the attention of the beautiful Super Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:22:35 2015 No.13816494 >>13816480 But honey, somebody's WRONG on the INTERNET!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:22:39 2015 No.13816495

>>13816478
>Groups of renegade cheshires roaming the country, on the prowl for people who have noone to show up to their birthdays.
>They lie in wait in their houses until the lonely person shows up, then teleport on top of him wearing nothing but huge red ribbons
>Huge rivalry with the birthday skeletons.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Jul 23 15:22:51 2015 No.13816496 >>13816488 I did. I was just trying to do a cell shaded version

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:23:03 2015 No.13816497 >>13816485 >stupid or crazy It's crazy awesome, that's what. And of course it's stupid. Now let's hear about Super Wurm and her boyfriend having sex to power up the damn machine! >>13816493 I like this guy. Much better for her than Jason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:23:03 2015 No.13816498 >>13816482 I love you Hound, but that OC is annoying and shit. I miss the fun stuff like Anya the space Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:23:21 2015 No.13816500 >>13816480 Go spin a web or something, there are people wrong here and if I argue with them enough they will surely take my view point

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:24:00 2015 No.13816501 >>13816495 I don't know what these birthday skeletons are, but somebody needs to write a story about spooky scary skeletons jumping out of a person's closet for a surprise party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:24:04 2015 No.13816502 >>13816496 Then I'll be waiting. >>13816498 Nobody gives a shit about Anya anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:24:25 2015 No.13816503 >>13816457 More monsters could use tits like hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:24:39 2015 No.13816505 >>13816495 >birthday skeletons please no

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:25:27 2015 No.13816508 >>13816505 Why not? It's not like you've ever had a single birthday without one.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:25:53 2015 No.13816510

>>13816497
I'd rather hear about Wurm and her Archenemy's mechs colliding with enough force to create and destroy infinite universes in mere instances.
And then see her tear up over the ice cream universe, made up 100% of ice cream of every flavor that exists and doesn't exist, when it's destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:26:09 2015 No.13816511 >>13816505 >They spring out of a box >It's just a mirror >You look into it >And realize that you were the skeleton all along

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:26:37 2015 No.13816512 >>13816501 >you can always tell when the birthday skeletons are visiting your house by the sounds of bone xylophones coming from your living room

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:26:55 2015 No.13816513 >>13816510 I know this is supposed to be a Demonbane reference, but goddamit you're making me think of Portal. >Bring the Moneyverse to Dark Cave and we'll give you all the methane you can breathe!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:27:20 2015 No.13816515 >>13816502 Tigers aren't loved anymore. Just like Junko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:28:10 2015 No.13816519 >>13816502 >Nobody gives a shit about Anya anymore. I know that. OC comes and goes, and sometimes its fun like Anya or MGK and sometimes its just shit like Super Wurm or NRAC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:28:12 2015 No.13816520 >>13816515 Junko was lost the moment that one guy got his hands on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:29:08 2015 No.13816522 >>13816512 >Xylophones and the beat of femur on animal-skin wardrums

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:29:13 2015 No.13816523 >>13816519 I don't know what NRAC stands for, but I do know that Super Wurm is fun for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:29:55 2015 No.13816527 >>13816522 "GODDAMMIT BIRTHDAY SKELETONS, GET YOUR BONEY ASSES OUT OF HERE! THE NEIGHBORS ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" >they start playing a slow funeral march as they sadly walk away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:30:13 2015 No.13816528 File: 440 KB, 1000x1000, MGK Lich and her Elf-Wight Nee-san.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816520 You mean Alpy boy? >>13816519 I actually enjoy Super Wurm. Then again, I enjoy most Wurm related things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:30:34 2015 No.13816529 File: 89 KB, 283x244, Doomguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816445 BUT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GET HUGE. HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HUGE IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO SUFFER FOR IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:30:44 2015 No.13816530 >>13816515 But I love Junko

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:30:56 2015 No.13816533 >>13816528 Yes, that good-for-nothing villain who destroys all he touches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:30:58 2015 No.13816534 >>13816527 >The one in the back playing a dirge on the tuba

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:31:11 2015 No.13816536

>>13816490
Nigger do not question me. Alps got popular cause some guy started the bullying schtick. Then others joined in on the bullying, before long the immediate revulsion they produced whevervthey were brought up started fading, and nobody complained because they were being mistreated like the faggots they were. Then came the spaghetti dropping phase for alps and the stuttering meme. Again, they were weak, to be taken advantage of, so few complained, skip ahead and we have people who genuinely like them, and then came the gender bending, r63 and transformation faggots out of the woodwork, along with the ones who want to be the alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:31:31 2015 No.13816539 >>13816513 Portal does like to pop up at times. What would you do if Super Wurm and her Boyfriend rose up to Elder God status?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:32:00 2015 No.13816541 >>13816310 I don't know about sexy, but he did do a lewd scene with a Panther girl the other night. And another one. They should be the newest on his bin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:32:13 2015 No.13816542 >>13816534 >one of them is trying their best to play a sad song on the accordion >and failing horribly, because no matter what, an accordion cannot sound sad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:32:20 2015 No.13816543 >>13816539 I would ask Ammy if that means she has to sub for them.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:32:29 2015 No.13816544

>>13816461
That's half the reason I hate the monsters you mentioned. No matter how sexy a Manticore could be, I'd just constantly stare at her tail in paranoia over her barbs. Worse yet, she'd probably assume I was hungrily staring at her tailpussy and immediately use it on me.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:33:21 2015 No.13816545

>>13816536
You seem to be missing a period where any mention of alps in the daythreads would be met with a sea of
>Wanting to fuck a man
>"She"
>/lgbt/
>/y/
etc etc. Wasn't until some of the main udes fucked off or got banned that the alpfags had the freedom to spread their bullying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:33:44 2015 No.13816547 >>13816536 Who cares if people like Alps? Are you seriously mad that people like what used to be a hated Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:33:57 2015 No.13816549 >>13816529 The wisdom of his words burns brightly as the morning sun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:34:56 2015 No.13816552 >>13816542 >There's a tiny skeleton daughteru ringing her triangle like it's a churchbell announcing the death of christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:35:01 2015 No.13816553 >>13816545 That still happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:36:18 2015 No.13816556 >>13816553 One salty fuck maybe. Not on the scale it used to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:36:40 2015 No.13816557 File: 233 KB, 519x900, nwag4Ozt71r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat-bottomed, Oppai-loli Imps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:36:45 2015 No.13816558 >>13816553 Just less so, I should add.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:36:51 2015 No.13816559

>>13816543
>sub for them
More like bow. Elder God Demonbane bitch slapped Nya, who could casually handwave War God Demonbane, who was impossibly OP and bigger than the universe he was in and kept growing, and practically beat her with a glare and infinite big bang level attacks from infinite heroes of justice or "Demonbanes".
If EGD can bitch slap something that is more powerful than 99% of all Marvel BS gods, I'm sure Ammy would have to bow and pay respects towards Elder God Lilimbane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:37:14 2015 No.13816562 >>13816536 See, I'd think it would be amusing if a huge, scary thug become a voluptuous, well endowed Alp while still having the same personality they had before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:37:21 2015 No.13816563 >>13816552 "Alright fine, you guys can stay. But keep it down, for god's sake!" >they start playing Welcome to the Black Parade

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:37:33 2015 No.13816564 >>13816557 That's just a shortstack, so it's either one or the other mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:38:28 2015 No.13816569 >>13816559 Are you telling me Super Wurm would want anyone to bow to her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:38:38 2015 No.13816570 >>13816563 No! You never invite the birthday skeletons!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:38:40 2015 No.13816571 >>13816562 So...a thugdere then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:38:56 2015 No.13816572 >>13816562 So you want a dude in a girls' body. >We're totally not gay guys, alps are totally okay ANTI ALP ANON, COME BACK TO US!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:39:06 2015 No.13816573 File: 671 KB, 750x1061, 6140143973ee5a8272944da7dc12daf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pharoah is love. Pharoah is life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:39:43 2015 No.13816574 >>13816569 No, but Ammy is Japanese and would do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:40:50 2015 No.13816577 >>13816574 But that doesn't answer the question if she would be their sub during divine orgies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:40:58 2015 No.13816578 >>13816562 I want to see the little kid she used to bully suddenly become infatuated and try to swoon the Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:41:18 2015 No.13816580 >>13816549 So she must become huge then! The hugest for hugs and babies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:41:47 2015 No.13816583 File: 284 KB, 1232x1400, EgLam 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816573 It'd be cool if the Pharaohs consisted of various Lamia/Werecat/Werewolf subspecies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:41:57 2015 No.13816584 >>13816577 She would be their Omega. She would be the one who gets pizza and beer while everyone else is having fun. She would be the one who has to clean up after everyone while they sleep. She is the Omega Mk:II.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:41:58 2015 No.13816585 How did this go from fatties to alps?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:42:20 2015 No.13816587

>>13816557
Funny how Sabbath feels Oppai lolis are their greatest failure when I just think it's their greatest success.

Shortstacks are amazing in general. Too bad they're so rare in real life. A room mate at college brought one home once and I'm still jealous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:42:21 2015 No.13816588 >>13816573 Pharaoh wastes money on doing her nails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:42:32 2015 No.13816589 >>13816557 She's going to get princess carried

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:43:08 2015 No.13816593 File: 301 KB, 850x1287, houtengeki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816583 Heresy. Body is already perfect as is. Dem thighs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:43:10 2015 No.13816594 >>13816547 You may as well ask why people hate Cait Sith Cait Sith is furry and belongs to /b/ Alp is a transgender and belongs to /lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:43:17 2015 No.13816595 >>13816584 Why? Ammy is cool and sexy and everyone likes her. >>13816585 Because Alps are attentionwhores.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:43:39 2015 No.13816597 >>13816585 chubby alp faggot!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:43:42 2015 No.13816598

>>13816547
Yes, he is. He knows that his sacred vision for what these threads should be is the only correct one, that 90% of the people who read the thread are exactly like him, and that the people who have different opinions from his are just an incredibly loud minority of autists trying to ruin our perfect community. Didn't you get the memo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:43:56 2015 No.13816600 >>13816588 She wastes various taxes and city funds on frivolous things. At this rate there will be massive riots and head on poles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:44:26 2015 No.13816602 >>13816593 >no tail Godammit Houtengeki, and to think the guy actually gave his Kitsune fluffy tail(s).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:44:35 2015 No.13816603 >>13816594 >Alps are as bad as fur shits naw my dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:44:55 2015 No.13816607 >>13816598 You sound mad anon. Are you upset not everything is allowed here, like say, monsterboys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:45:19 2015 No.13816610 >>13816594 I like Cait Sith. Not for fucking because furry, but I think Cait Siths would make nice talking pet cats to pet and belly rub. Alternatively furniture Cait Siths are fine too.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Jul 23 15:45:45 2015 No.13816612 >>13816515 Shima-tan is a tiger needin love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:45:49 2015 No.13816614 File: 182 KB, 715x1000, b299f08970dfed500df2c2ef4e9d6aa2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816602 Tail might get in the way of dat ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:45:53 2015 No.13816615 >>13816595 >Why? Ammy is cool and sexy and everyone likes her That doesn't make her any less of an Omega. Now watch the main event were Eros and two Holsts wrestle a man in a pool fool of whip cream and chocolate sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:45:59 2015 No.13816617 >>13816603 They are, they just attract gayfags instead of bestialityfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:46:44 2015 No.13816619 File: 218 KB, 936x872, ced58e0c17f093f66da61ed3c8953485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816562 >"Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, that's why I stole that niggas wallet."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:47:22 2015 No.13816624 >>13816610 You are my friend on both counts. The softest pillows and best beanbag, getting belly rubs and fish for a job well done

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:47:30 2015 No.13816625 >>13816570 Always invite the birthday skeletons!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:47:30 2015 No.13816626 File: 585 KB, 1500x500, Tight Elf 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816612 >Shima-tan Who was that again? I can't remember.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:48:15 2015 No.13816627 File: 77 KB, 600x450, 134267324432342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816619 No good delinquents!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:48:26 2015 No.13816628 >>13816626 Holy fuck, I want that Elf. I'd fuck her without taking those clothes off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:48:39 2015 No.13816630 >>13816615 >pool fool Pool Full*. But I guess I'm just aw-fool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:49:14 2015 No.13816633 >>13816610 Then you're part of the problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:50:00 2015 No.13816638 File: 1.34 MB, 944x940, Tight Elf 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816628 Really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:50:12 2015 No.13816640 >>13816570 You think you have a choice? They show up for the birthday festivities and cake if they are invited or not

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:50:24 2015 No.13816643 >>13816627 I'm going to ruffle her hair

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:50:38 2015 No.13816644

>>13816603
Yeah, they are much much worse. Alp posting is going off-limits
I remember when new girl was released and alp still had more counts than new MGE
Alp posting is nothing but "I wanna fat/muscle/big alp!" or "I gonna turn you into my personal alp slut"
They should fuck off /lgbt/ already. Their fellow transgenders/tranny fetishists would welcome them with open arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:50:43 2015 No.13816645 >>13816638 Yes. Both of them. Thank you for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:50:57 2015 No.13816646 >>13816610 >Muh furry fat chairs I wish I could punch the retard who started this. Enjoy the cucksquat teleporting you to rapeland when she decides that you mistreated her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:52:09 2015 No.13816649 >>13816638 I see that these Elves work at the local sex dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:52:13 2015 No.13816650 File: 1.07 MB, 1024x1280, comi__52_by_p01ntless-d8uki35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to end all Shitstorms by telling everyone that it's over, because I have the high ground!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:52:32 2015 No.13816651 >>13816646 Then you haven't instilled a proper sense of masochism in yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:52:33 2015 No.13816652 File: 377 KB, 600x800, Tight Elf 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816645 Look for the artist, there's more. also Pokegirls, if you can stomach those.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:52:58 2015 No.13816655 >>13816650 I want to tell you that you underestimate my power!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:53:39 2015 No.13816658 >>13816650 The fuck is that purple shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:54:26 2015 No.13816663 >>13816652 >also Pokegirls I think I'll just be happy with the Elves you provided me, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:54:28 2015 No.13816664 >>13816650 >end shitstorms >post purple guy from fnaf >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:54:35 2015 No.13816665 File: 864 KB, 750x750, 141090354657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816658 It's the Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:54:46 2015 No.13816666 >>13816658 Grimace fucking Anon's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:54:48 2015 No.13816667 >>13816650 I hate this avatar, everytime I see it all I'm reminded of furries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:54:49 2015 No.13816668 >>13816644 No one gives a shit about KC's Wendigo and while the Mindflayer may have some fans she was only popular as a way to start shitstorms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:54:53 2015 No.13816669 >>13816658 The Grapest

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:55:30 2015 No.13816670 >>13816650 >.less draws a good looking ass for once >it's ruined by that retarded eye-raping self-insert

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:55:34 2015 No.13816671 >>13816668 Wendigos are cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:55:52 2015 No.13816673 File: 3.51 MB, 1378x2039, Alraunecubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816663 Well fine. Have a parting pic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:56:18 2015 No.13816675 >>13816658 >He doesn't cover himself in grape jelly when he has sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:56:19 2015 No.13816676 >>13816668 >no one gives a shit about wendigo I do, it's just not the right moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:56:36 2015 No.13816678 >>13816669 Does he approach kids on the street and ask them how they like to be graped?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:57:02 2015 No.13816679 >>13816671 They are. Well, the unmarried ones. One of the newer drawfags made some stuff for us with her, but they never really took off even with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:58:22 2015 No.13816682 File: 1.81 MB, 937x1031, 2342353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey kid, you wanna try some grape soda? Hop in my van, I got lots of grape soda. You can trust me, I'm an adult."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:58:26 2015 No.13816683 >>13816668 Wendigo's are cute, they are still new but I wish they had more art. Sketch guys stuff is great though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:59:11 2015 No.13816686 >>13816682 Alright. Sounds good to me. What could possibly go wrong if she is an adult?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:59:27 2015 No.13816688 File: 164 KB, 714x1000, anubutt2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816658 This is what purple drank does to you. A public service announcement from Ben "Racial Pain Hurricane" Garrison.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:59:44 2015 No.13816689 >>13816682 >grape soda nah I am not an African American

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:00:18 2015 No.13816692 File: 640 KB, 3095x1381, Passing Drills.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816682 >"You have any Sunkist or Coke? If not then I'm going to Jabberwock's instead." >>13816679 You mean Latenight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:00:22 2015 No.13816693 >>13816686 Well, most crime is committed by adults, so...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:00:28 2015 No.13816694 >>13816682 I'd prefer an Apophis variant of Holstaur milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:00:37 2015 No.13816695 >>13816682 I don't know. M-My mother said not to talk to strange purple snakes who wear perfume and lots of jewelry...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:00:42 2015 No.13816696 >>13816682 >2020-5 >Drinking the carbonated Chief God

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:00:58 2015 No.13816699 >>13816679 I want her to try and spook me with that oversized jacket only for me to pat her head and continue on my way

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:01:00 2015 No.13816701 >>13816682 Grape soda is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:01:22 2015 No.13816704 File: 1.68 MB, 2560x1801, Kuroki.Tomoko.full.1470789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are pathetic, smelly, hikikomori perverted virgins so good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:02:50 2015 No.13816707 >>13816704 They're not though, those are some of the worst people on earth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:03:13 2015 No.13816708 >>13816704 Because they're a female version of you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:03:14 2015 No.13816709 >>13816704 I prefer the ferocious and hygienic variety thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:03:26 2015 No.13816710 >>13816704 Only when it's a Lich

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:05:01 2015 No.13816714
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>>13816695
>"Don't worry kid it's cool, I got all kinds of fun stuff back here too. A Nintendo, and a Playstation, and all that fun stuff. Your mom just doesn't want you to have fun is all. Now, put on this blindfold and handcuffs, it'll make the fun funner!"

>>13816692
>"D-Don't go to that purple dragon sluts house! Go with me! I can get you whatever drink you want, it'll be 10-no, 20 times better than that old hag's drinks!"

>>13816686
>>13816694
>"Jackpot."

>>13816689
>>13816696
>>13816701
>"That's fine, it's an acquired taste. I'll help you."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:05:31 2015 No.13816715 >>13816704 Nice monstergirl you have there >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:06:01 2015 No.13816717 >>13816714 I'm gonna fuck the snake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:06:13 2015 No.13816719 >>13816714 >"But, Ophy's Mom, you're older than Jabberwock by 24 years! Also you never stock the good sodas! At least Dr Pepper would be nice!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:06:23 2015 No.13816721 >>13816707 >>13816708 HAHAHAHHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:06:29 2015 No.13816723 >>13816682 I-I'll have you know I'm a happily married man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:07:29 2015 No.13816729 >>13816714 No thanks, Grape soda is bad. Just like snakes.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:07:40 2015 No.13816730

>>13816692
No. I think it was the sketch guy. He made some of her following someone, I think. Was cute.

>>13816693
Well, she looks trustworthy to me, so I'm sure she can't be one of the bad ones.

>>13816699
I want her to try and save me from the cold, but wind up losing me to a high speed Yeti or cool Yuki. She can come hang out with us if she gets lonely, though. I'm sure either of them would be fine with an extra spoon, since I'm not a faggot who wants someone to suffer.

>>13816714
>"Jackpot."
What was that? Why did you say that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:08:16 2015 No.13816732 >>13816715 I don't see you complaining about other pics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:09:03 2015 No.13816737 >>13816730 Yeah, Latenight. Also known as Sketchanon, Newguy, Piddlepoodle, and Lawycherguy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:09:09 2015 No.13816738 I want to ask an alp about her taste in men, and what clothes she would wear to a romantic date!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:09:33 2015 No.13816739 >>13816714 No bitch you try and force feed me soda and I will fucking shoot you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:09:49 2015 No.13816741 >>13816719 Maybe she's referring to Jabberwock's mom? Purple is such a dangerous color.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:10:52 2015 No.13816744 >>13816737 Oh. I thought that was the guy who does stuff like that Paladin in MG armor, or occasionally uses yellow in his art, and Sketch guy was the lawyer? Man, these names.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:12:10 2015 No.13816747 >>13816741 >Jabberwock's mom You mean the doctor with the nice wocks and a unintentional habit of showering with her window open for her neighbor Jimmy to look through?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:12:59 2015 No.13816748 File: 1.01 MB, 1024x1280, fixed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816650

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:13:51 2015 No.13816750 >>13816738 >her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:14:01 2015 No.13816751 >>13816748 Now he looks like the victim of an acid attack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:14:19 2015 No.13816753 >>13816748 You know, that's still not too great, but it is leagues better. Quite the difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:14:39 2015 No.13816754 >>13816738 Want to walk in on a tired, tomboyish elf and see her puffy vulva through the fabric

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:15:02 2015 No.13816756 >>13816732 Don't engage the autist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:15:05 2015 No.13816757 >>13816751 But anon, what if we are all just victims of acid attacks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:16:03 2015 No.13816759 >>13816748 Now it's Voldemort with a tan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:16:04 2015 No.13816760 >>13816738 I want to crush an Alps skull under my feet after a lengthy torture session.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:16:18 2015 No.13816762

>>13816682
"Grape soda? Shit's nasty, bro. Now, if you were offering Sierra Mist, /then/ I might consider going with you. Hell, I'd hop in your van if you weren't offering me any soda at all, but the fact that you brought up grape soda is just making me worried that you taste like grape soda, and artificial grape flavoring is literally worse than Satan's swollen fiery asshole."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:16:25 2015 No.13816763 >>13816748 Give him green skin and remove his eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:17:52 2015 No.13816765 >>13816719 Does MGK really have to be involved in this scenario? Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:18:01 2015 No.13816767 >>13816763 That sounds like something a mad scientist would say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:18:11 2015 No.13816768 >>13816763 No, make him electric blue. We might as well go full Watchmen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:19:01 2015 No.13816770 File: 209 KB, 1920x796, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816748 Meh, I don't see any differences But change him into Dr. Manhattan if you are at it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:21:01 2015 No.13816775 File: 1.04 MB, 1024x1280, fixed fully.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816748

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:21:07 2015 No.13816777 File: 22 KB, 325x250, Jackie Chan and Jet Li making a snowman out of cocaine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816765 >Does MGK really have to be involved >Fuck that If you don't like it then okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:22:06 2015 No.13816780 >>13816775 Try to use imgur in the future.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:22:18 2015 No.13816781 >>13816775 god fucking dammit anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:22:38 2015 No.13816782 >>13816768 >>13816770 this world's sexiest Aboobis means no more to me than does its sexiest Ant Arachne

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:22:44 2015 No.13816784 >>13816775 I'm from /pol/ and I approve of this pic Gas the kikes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:23:03 2015 No.13816787 What's the best monstergirl for a man full of hate? No mindflayers or matangos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:23:17 2015 No.13816788 >>13816775 >/pol/ edition I can work with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:24:11 2015 No.13816793 >>13816787 Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:24:18 2015 No.13816794 >>13816787 Amazon I guess, since she can take a beating and won't hit back. Although, that's probably true for most MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:24:21 2015 No.13816795 >>13816787 None because they're all going to avoid him like the plague.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:25:18 2015 No.13816798 >>13816787 Cupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:25:31 2015 No.13816799 >>13816793 REJECTED!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:25:44 2015 No.13816800 >>13816787 Succubutts Fuck that hate way

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:26:00 2015 No.13816802 >>13816787 WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CODE?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:26:23 2015 No.13816805 >>13816800 Fuck the pain away Fuck the pain away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:27:10 2015 No.13816810 >>13816802 I was not memeing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:28:33 2015 No.13816815 >>13816802 6 6 6

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Jul 23 16:28:39 2015 No.13816817 >>13816626 Chinese zodiac tiger god

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:29:14 2015 No.13816819 File: 355 KB, 526x733, Alice.in.Wonderland.full.1438342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816787 Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:30:46 2015 No.13816823 Ah yes, I forgot. For MGK, what would you prefer Elf-Wight to be? A tight and youthful perpetual 19 year old, or a curvy and hydrogen bomb of sex appeal 27-35 year old? >>13816817 >Chinese zodiac tiger god From that anime about Zodiac girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:31:37 2015 No.13816829 >>13816819 Alice is not a monster girl. She's just European, I know it's hard to tell the difference

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:32:26 2015 No.13816834

>>13815463

>Be Super Wurm
>See the Wurm Signal in the sky and slither through the sky like the Super Wurm that you are
>It's a badly traumatized Werecat describing a "masked elephant" to the police
>Spend nights trying to decipher what the hell an elephant is
>Be on night patrol, hear a scream
>It's a Succubus running for her life
>Her pursuer is wearing nothing but a pair of panties on his face, his hair spiking up like a Super Saiyan
>He's at least 8' and full of muscle
>He's wearing nothing but fishnet stockings and high heels as he chases her with increasing speed
>FUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
>YOU CANNOT ESCAPE JUSTICE, FOUL HARLOT!
>Succubus tries to get your attention, but you're more focused on the new Ally of Justice
>He leaps into the air, pulling his legs back in a V shape as he grips his ankles with his hands
>INFERNO
>The Succubus turns and her face freezes into a mask of horror
>His massive package in its banana hammock is headed right for her face
>BULLET TRAIN!
>Impact, he's sliding across the alleyway's pavement with his dick and balls pressed into her face, his overpowering lust aura making the Succuslut faint
>He stands up, dusting off his hands
>YOSH, ANOTHER VILLAIN VANQUISHED
>Ask the man who he is, he turns to face you
>The Succubutt's face is INSIDE of his banana hammock, her limp body dangling in front of him
>I AM, A PERVERT OF JUSTICE!
>You're actually at a loss for words as the masked pervert uses a bull whip to swing through the skyline of MGC with an unconscious Succubus dangling from his groin like a perverted Spider-Man
>Your heart goes doki-doki

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:33:03 2015 No.13816839 >>13816810 I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:33:30 2015 No.13816843 >>13816829 Hey man, don't judge, we were born this way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:33:54 2015 No.13816846 >>13816787 Gazer. Be hateful together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:35:08 2015 No.13816850 >>13816834 >The Succubus turns and her face freezes into a mask of horror >His massive package in its banana hammock is headed right for her face i fucking lost it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:35:46 2015 No.13816856 >>13816795 >has a dick that is piping hot with all the rageahol in his veins I don't think so horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:36:35 2015 No.13816862 >>13816850 >>13816850 http://i.imgur.com/YU0mRAY.jpg There is no greater ally of justice in MGC than Hentai Kamen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:37:14 2015 No.13816866 File: 350 KB, 600x750, Alice_Enhanced.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816829 So who is this semen demon that just introduced herself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:37:42 2015 No.13816869 >>13816862 Goddammit anon, my family's going to wonder why I'm laughing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:38:51 2015 No.13816871 >>13816866 Rapebait for maledoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:39:25 2015 No.13816873 >>13816866 A succubus with a sick obsession with Alice in Wonderland, she's one of Super Wurms lesser foes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:40:51 2015 No.13816878 >>13816829 I knew that thin girls were a strange concept for americans, but not at this level.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:44:38 2015 No.13816883 >>13816878 Nonsense, we have plenty of thin girls. We import them. It's one of the perks of being a world trade power. You should try it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:44:38 2015 No.13816884 >>13816862 How this is punishment for MGs? They would love it and rape the shit out of him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:45:39 2015 No.13816886 File: 1.73 MB, 320x180, UFj40C.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816834 >>13816862 Literally Hentai Kamen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:46:37 2015 No.13816889 >>13816886 That's kind of the point. People keep talking about Super Wurm and i'm just now re-reading that manga after four years. It's still fucking great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:50:23 2015 No.13816900 File: 1.61 MB, 1366x768, 1437684623662.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What MG could successfully bang an entire country?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:50:29 2015 No.13816901 >>13816886 Remember this the next time someone calls you a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:51:31 2015 No.13816904 >>13816900 Lilims, maybe dragons.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Jul 23 16:51:59 2015 No.13816905 >>13816823 Yes. Her accent was the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:52:24 2015 No.13816906 File: 15 KB, 216x260, 1434339834221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816900 >Ninja Sex Party

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:54:09 2015 No.13816909 >>13816906 It's just a picture of someone claiming to have fucked a country. I didn't mention the band.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:54:16 2015 No.13816910 Is there a monster girl with the same powers as Stopman?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:55:27 2015 No.13816917 >>13816910 High level vampire girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:56:34 2015 No.13816921 >>13816910 Lilims, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:57:16 2015 No.13816923 >>13816906 >Marie you're not any better

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:57:41 2015 No.13816925 File: 1.61 MB, 1200x1500, 1435109878152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:58:31 2015 No.13816928 File: 200 KB, 1024x640, download-21-1024x640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >she can now identify various foods, numbers, signs, things in nature, and now trucks What's next?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:59:11 2015 No.13816929 >Get back after sleeping >Small shitposting session that resulted in deletion At least we went 2 threads without shitposting. That's pretty amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:59:18 2015 No.13816931 >>13816928 Gorillas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:00:47 2015 No.13816936 >>13816925 Spidercows are bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:01:01 2015 No.13816937 >>13816921 Stopman could rape a lilim before she even realizes that rape is taking place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:01:19 2015 No.13816939 >>13816925 Would she let me snuggle her before we fucked?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:02:41 2015 No.13816942 File: 193 KB, 566x800, 63fac81f7f1675b1c798c79ce634bd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Harpies so awesome?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:04:12 2015 No.13816947 >>13816942 Because fluffy wuffy harpy chicks with downy fluff

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:04:35 2015 No.13816950 >>13816931 Is there a joke somewhere in this? I'm dense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:05:20 2015 No.13816951 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, average day in 4chan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816775

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:08:22 2015 No.13816966 >>13816950 Certain people were appearing in google searches for gorillas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:10:15 2015 No.13816972 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:11:29 2015 No.13816974 >>13816947 It would feel so wonderful to hug your newborn harpy chicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:15:50 2015 No.13816988 >>13816974 >Tiny and covered in fluff >Start peeping "Daddy!" when walk by >Sleep in a pile to keep warm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:16:59 2015 No.13816994 >>13816972 stop letting your dreams be dreams slowpoke

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:19:55 2015 No.13816998 >>13816988 I'd hug them. I'd hug them even when they lost their fluff. I'd hug them even when they start getting too old for hugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:21:04 2015 No.13817003 Which monster girl is most probable to be the voice of reason in a relationship?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:22:11 2015 No.13817004 File: 150 KB, 800x800, 1426448418973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816972 Just do it. Just write about it or something. Put that suffering into words and create a story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:22:26 2015 No.13817005 >>13816998 Good man. >As young girls they'd perch on your shoulders, the lucky ones getting right next to your head. >When they're older they get disappointed they can't sit there any more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:23:05 2015 No.13817011 >>13817003 >monster girl >reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:23:07 2015 No.13817012 >>13815322 >Stealing my bit when I'm sleeping >With something 2cheesy4me Not cool pal. At least use normal mouse girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:23:13 2015 No.13817013 File: 94 KB, 700x1000, 1421818326221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817003 Lilim or Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:24:29 2015 No.13817019 >>13817011 Looking at these threads, yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:24:55 2015 No.13817021 >>13817003 I'd like to say Anubis, but some Liches are pretty good at logical reasoning. I'd say Crow Tengu takes the cake though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:26:43 2015 No.13817026 >>13817013 I want to pat her head and call her a good girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:27:16 2015 No.13817028 >>13817026 I want her to pat my head and call me a good boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:27:17 2015 No.13817029 >>13817021 You'd have to be careful, as all three of them could get too haughty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:29:53 2015 No.13817038 >>13817029 Surprise the jackal, stroke the phylactery. Not sure how to shake up a crow tengu though. Besides, an Anubis laughing like 'Wahaha!' would be cute. Any I'm not even a slut for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:31:03 2015 No.13817041 >>13817019 Oh please, you really think a bunch of nympho animals are more reasonable? I can see why you'd think that, being insane and all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:32:48 2015 No.13817046 >>13817041 Why you gotta be so bitter and cynical?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:34:34 2015 No.13817052 >>13817046 Because it's the most logical and effective way to live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:35:17 2015 No.13817054 >>13817041 >you really think a bunch of nympho animals are more reasonable? Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:35:33 2015 No.13817055 >>13816972 Then fucking write about it already Bollclops you sad fucking sod

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:36:14 2015 No.13817057 >>13817028 Mutual head patting!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:36:51 2015 No.13817059 >>13817011 Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:37:34 2015 No.13817065 File: 101 KB, 638x580, 1431103851326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817057 Nah. But I would massage her afterwards. I don't need to tell her that she's good. She already knows it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:38:42 2015 No.13817069 >>13817054 Ironically, the fact that you would think that gives your argument more credit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:40:24 2015 No.13817075 >>13817038 For crow tengus you just shower them with nice words and they lose control

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:41:30 2015 No.13817078 >>13817059 Still only on human level, if that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:42:32 2015 No.13817080 >>13817052 Having a spiked dildo up you ass 24/7 doesn't sound appealing tbh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:42:49 2015 No.13817081 >>13817052 Now that's what you call jaded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:43:59 2015 No.13817085 >>13817075 Crow tengus sound fun to tease. They probably will think of a way to get 'revenge' though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:44:34 2015 No.13817087 >>13817080 >tbh Welcome, child of summer.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:44:36 2015 No.13817088
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>>13816614
Or it might accentuate and call attention to dat Anubutt!

We'll never know, cause the guy never does tails.

But godDAMN white clothing made wet, clingy and translucent like that is so very much my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:45:49 2015 No.13817090 >>13817087 Whatever makes you feel better honeybuns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:47:25 2015 No.13817096 >>13817081 It works, that's all that matters. >>13817080 You'll get there one day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:47:40 2015 No.13817098 >>13816650 >>13816658 Goddamn that is a great Anubis pic, but goddamn it if fuckin' Wonderman from the 2012 Avengers TV show doesn't ruin it. >>13816748 Eeeeeh, 4/10. >>13816775 TheFuckIsWrongWithYou/10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:47:56 2015 No.13817099 File: 37 KB, 438x344, 1409159518759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816614 >>13816593 >dat houtengeki he may only draw one face but that man picked the right god damn body thats for sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:48:24 2015 No.13817101 >>13817088 That's a delightfully lewd Hellhound loli, but them arms are too small.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:48:27 2015 No.13817102 >>13817085 By making a note where you live so they can come over with freinds when mating season hits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:48:53 2015 No.13817103 >>13817090 Don't waste all your time on 4chan, school's important.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:48:56 2015 No.13817104 >>13816688 lean got me fucked up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:49:18 2015 No.13817106 File: 622 KB, 850x1190, 1433802740128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mg and no abominations?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:51:26 2015 No.13817111 File: 147 KB, 548x894, 1433802818448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:51:59 2015 No.13817112 I want to hold a frightened baby Kakuken whose ook-ooking and pat her back and let her know everything is going to be okay as she climbs onto my back and hides her face in my shirt!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:52:13 2015 No.13817113 >>13817102 Sounds like a fun way to spend a... how long does mating season last? I need to know how much sake to get for them. Have to be polite for guests after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:53:19 2015 No.13817116 >>13817106 >>13817111 Too little fluff or meaty paws, too much mimicry of human women promising to bite your hand off on touch. The Thing/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:53:42 2015 No.13817118 >>13817106 I don't really consider Harblador's girls to be abominations because they lack the predatory indifference a Cthulhu Mythos girl should have. That and >tentacles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:53:44 2015 No.13817120 >>13817106 >>13817111 spooky

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:53:45 2015 No.13817119 >>13817112 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 17:57:43 2015 No.13817131 >>13817120 no spook >>13817106 is waifu material

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:00:00 2015 No.13817135 >>13817113 Depends. It might be a few weeks or a few days. They will calm down once they have a chick growing in their belly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:01:26 2015 No.13817138 >>13817118 This, kind of. If it weren't for me overwriting the intents of the author in my mind, I wouldn't really like the girls which were written to not really be good girls at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:02:00 2015 No.13817140 >>13817112 I want to wake up with my hellhound imotou hiding under my bedsheets because she's frightened from the thunderstorm, whining as her tail hangs from under the sheets. Same situation with a sphinx Loli poofing her tail up would be nice too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:02:33 2015 No.13817143 >>13817135 This hardly seems like revenge. Unless I have a flock of crow tengu telling me to take responsibility. Wait, that's good too. When does the revenge part start?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:03:05 2015 No.13817146 >>13817138 Again, but in english please.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:04:29 2015 No.13817149
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>>13817012
S-sorry. Just wanted to promote cuddly rodents, and there are so few images out there that aren't a certain 2hu. I think the fur makes her look more huggable anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:05:27 2015 No.13817153 >>13817143 You'll have to pay for your childern's college

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:05:37 2015 No.13817154 >>13817149 I feel your pain, but at least Nazzy is pretty nice on the eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:06:45 2015 No.13817158 >>13817149 Actually, I like this mouse better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:07:57 2015 No.13817160 >>13817153 That will be a challenge with so many of the smart birds. Maybe even impossible. Won't they pitch in and help if I give them cuddles, preening, and more chicks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:12:13 2015 No.13817177 >>13817160 Of course they would help out. They know how important an education is, right next to preening and fucking their husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:16:01 2015 No.13817188 File: 214 KB, 800x503, If a Mantis schlicks in the woods, does it make a sound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:18:48 2015 No.13817193 >>13816307 No, here's his pastebin. http://pastebin.com/u/Quicksilver_

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:18:56 2015 No.13817196

>>13817154
While we're here, did you ever read any of the 2001-era webcomic Crushed? Comedy about fantasy world/RPG conventions that happened to be furry. I remember it having an adorable mousegirl assassin named Gnaw or something that would keep trying to casually poison everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:18:59 2015 No.13817197 File: 575 KB, 1000x1217, Checking for Monsterdrops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817188 Would a Mantis smile if she watches her favorite movie with the man she loves?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:19:44 2015 No.13817202 >>13817197 thats dangerous thinking anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:20:49 2015 No.13817207 >>13817196 Never heard of it, not really into webcomics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:21:56 2015 No.13817209 >>13817177 Well, I'm set for life then. May need to make a few extensions on the house, but one thing at a time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:22:15 2015 No.13817210 >>13816232 Avoid InariKitsune, Bollocks, Bobanon, NegaWalker at all costs. They each have maybe one diamond story in Triceratops sized piles of shit that make even Jeff Goldblum lose his train of thought

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:22:24 2015 No.13817211 >>13817196 >Trying to talk about furry anything in here What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:22:44 2015 No.13817212 >>13817202 But it's not dangerous compared to the Mantis sneaking up on you right as you read this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:24:01 2015 No.13817215 >>13817212 ha you cant fool me asshole i already know this world is shit! fuck >>13817197 only if theyve had passionate and loving sex laready

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:25:03 2015 No.13817219 File: 168 KB, 1922x1146, Dirty Blonde Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who wants some character profiles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:25:12 2015 No.13817220 >>13817211 Just checking things people might have seen. We can resume the regularly scheduled hugbox now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:25:52 2015 No.13817221 >>13817212 Anon please don't taunt me with the one thing I want most, but will never have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:26:11 2015 No.13817223 File: 155 KB, 1523x1124, Tasty Tree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Really I'm just posting them in the order of how nice I think they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:26:16 2015 No.13817225 >>13817219 sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:26:24 2015 No.13817226 >>13816972 Don't let your dreams be memes anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:26:38 2015 No.13817229 >>13817219 I always thought she was a redhead.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:27:30 2015 No.13817230
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>>13817212
Reminds me of how, years ago, I wrote this fantastic piece about a Dark Elf doing that. Some of the best lewds I ever wrote.

Then my computer crashed before I could save it. Devastating.

>>13817229
So did her fans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:27:54 2015 No.13817233 >>13817221 You must believe for her to be real. Or your wold tenacity is pure white instead of pure black.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:28:07 2015 No.13817236 >>13817219 Can see how she was mistaken for a boy in her intro chapter now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:28:59 2015 No.13817238 File: 150 KB, 1583x1069, Perfection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And finally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:29:42 2015 No.13817240 >>13817233 Anon you know for a fact it will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:32:46 2015 No.13817249 >>13817230 Lala got a character profile? How long is this anime going to go?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:33:17 2015 No.13817250 >>13817223 Kii a best >>13817249 12 episodes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:33:34 2015 No.13817251 >>13817238 >Chocolate >Not blueberry I'm disappointed, but content. >>13817240 It won't happen because you're faith is non existent!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:35:26 2015 No.13817255 >>13817251 >2015 >Having faith in anything. You make me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:38:02 2015 No.13817261 >>13817249 I suspect up to Lala's introduction, but not the MILF Arc sadly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:39:05 2015 No.13817265 >>13817261 Damn it all to hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:40:00 2015 No.13817269 >>13817219 BULLY DRACO TRIP HER WHEN SHE IS HEADING DOWN THE STAIRS SERVE HER ICE COLD FOOD TELL HER THAT SHE'S A USELESS FLAT PIECE OF CRAP AND THAT ANY KIDS SHE HAS WILL STARVE TO DEATH FROM HOW FLAT SHE IS

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:41:29 2015 No.13817275

>>13817250
I mean how far into the story.
Lala was revealed in chapter 23, and right after that comes the Rachnera chapter and the moms.
I wonder if it'll stop with a cliffhanger of them freaking out about their mothers coming to visit or if it'll actually have the moms make appearances.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:42:34 2015 No.13817280 >>13817269 I'd bully her like I bully alps. With dairy, tail pulling, ear rubbing, and trap bait in the tomb of for gotten souls as we look for the forgotten Kakuren paw

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:45:33 2015 No.13817288

>>13817238
>This means we're getting the Cerea chapter
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DEATH THAT CHAPTER, WORST CHAPTER OF THE ENTIRE SERIES!
>HURR DURR Cerea is an incompetent Moron who just because she is a Vegetarian, which is already a massive flaw added to her, can't understand the concept of putting deli ham on a sandwich.
>Oh and what's that, you thought because Suu had a sick ass Pacific Rim fight with Kii that Cerea, the one combat trained member of the harem will get a sick fight scene that you can play Vergil 1 theme or 'The Only Thing I know For Real'? NOPE! ENJOY HER LOOKING LIKE A COMPETE BUMBLING MORON, AND HITTING A BOAR WITH A BIG STICK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:47:12 2015 No.13817293 >>13817288 That's some resentment anon, got raped by a horse or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:47:33 2015 No.13817295 >>13817288 Why are you surprised at the worst girl being bad at things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:47:34 2015 No.13817296 >>13817275 Thus far, the episodes have covered 2 chapters at a time. So, 12 episode anime, should hit up to Chapter 24, thus making Lala's full intro into the cast the finale.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:48:03 2015 No.13817297 >>13817293 No I'm pissed because I like Cerea, and that chapter was utter complete garbage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:49:04 2015 No.13817301 >>13817295 But Mero of Murder wasn't in that chapter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:49:53 2015 No.13817302 >>13817301 Don't you mean Rachne?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:50:06 2015 No.13817304 >>13817301 That's the second worst girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:51:14 2015 No.13817314 >>13817302 She's second worst if we count only the main harem, if not Draco has that spot on lockdown

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:51:20 2015 No.13817316 >>13817288 >>that you can play Vergil 1 theme >not Vergil 2 >not Ultraviolet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:51:39 2015 No.13817317 >>13817301 >>13817302 Guy, guys. Lets stop before this gets ugly. Besides, worst girl is Polt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:51:58 2015 No.13817319 >>13817296 Hopefully we get a second season.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:52:15 2015 No.13817321 >>13817304 Cerea has yet to willing try to murder Darling yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:53:56 2015 No.13817330 >>13817321 But she's still worse then mero.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:54:09 2015 No.13817334

>>13817319
Well, the popularity it displays both as a manga, and now anime, make that an inevitability.

The only issue is content. This first cour is 12 episodes, covering 24 chapters. A second season would therefore have the same amount, necessitating the manga to be up to chapter 48.

We're on 35. So that's at least another year, assuming Crabman don't need to take no more hiatuses. Which seems unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:55:06 2015 No.13817337 >>13817330 I'm sorry that you value human life so little than an actual attempted murderer is not instantly on your worst list. I guess we all can't have decent upbringings

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:57:51 2015 No.13817347 >>13817337 A murder is better then barnpussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:00:53 2015 No.13817361 >>13817347 You are only proving my point harder than you obviously have no moral fiber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:02:21 2015 No.13817369 >>13817361 I'd rather live with a girl that tried to rape me rather then some faggot smelly inbred horse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:08:46 2015 No.13817392 >>13816482 I want to be Super Wurm's arch nemesis, the dreaded villain who tickles all the monster girls of the city! The Terrible Tickler!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:15:35 2015 No.13817410

>>13817334
Well it's airing in the summer 2015 season. If we wait until spring 2016, that'd give them about 42 chapters to work off of total, or 18 new ones.
If this season's ending with Lala joining the harem, then the Rachnee and moms alone would fit 4 episodes. It honestly seems like Crabman's set things up so that you can fit an episode per chapter in these latest chapters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:18:31 2015 No.13817413 >>13817369 >rape me That's not the issue here, it's fact she tried to murder him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:29:01 2015 No.13817435 Can you cook? Would your waifu be happy with your food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:30:13 2015 No.13817438 >>13817435 I could learn for my Waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:31:12 2015 No.13817442 >>13817435 A bit? All I've made lately though is tacos. Really good tacos, but still just tacos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:33:09 2015 No.13817448 >>13817435 >Can you cook? Yes >Would your waifu be happy with your food? I hope she likes meat and fish

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:33:38 2015 No.13817449
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>>13817369
>tried to rape me
What Cerea did during the full moon was attempted rape. That was attempted murder.
>smelly
And you think a fish, a snake, and a bird won't have odors?
>inbred
Where the fuck did you get that idea?

Face it, the fish is a shit tier waifu. The only perk to marrying her is the money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:34:00 2015 No.13817450 >>13817435 >Kiki She'd insist on doing all the cooking. Though I wonder how she'd react if I cooked for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:34:28 2015 No.13817453 >>13817435 >Can you cook. Not very well, but I can feed myself just fine. >Would your waifu be happy with your food? No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:34:44 2015 No.13817454 >>13817435 as long as she likes bbq sauce and burnt cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:34:49 2015 No.13817455 >>13817435 Not really. I should learn how.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:36:47 2015 No.13817460 File: 128 KB, 1412x824, 1431477669580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817435 Not amazingly well, but I know the basics. She'd probably insist that I get good at grilled meats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:39:18 2015 No.13817465 I want to open a gate separating me and a Jinko I saved when she was a cute chubby cub for her to pounce into my arms and hug me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:43:13 2015 No.13817473 >>13817435 Haven't made anything more complex than hamburger helper, but as long as my semen's in it mai waifu will eat anything I make.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:44:53 2015 No.13817479 >>13817465 That's a good way to get chuffed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:46:25 2015 No.13817482 File: 460 KB, 1000x1000, 1434219199386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817465 Why is she behind a gate in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:47:32 2015 No.13817483 >>13817450 She'd eat it all with a smile

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:47:56 2015 No.13817485 >>13817482 They're keeping her safe from the bad men who want to rape her, take the Jinko cub when she gives birth and dick the daughteru. It's a horrible thing that happens all over the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:53:53 2015 No.13817498 >>13817238 >>13817230 >>13817223 >>13817219 Where could I find the rest of these for the main cast and MON or however many are done?

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:54:31 2015 No.13817500
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>>13817465
>You will never be rescued by a Jinko from the cold in the wastelands of Siberia after having been exiled there
>And she helps you recover in her isolated log cabin
>However, she hardly speaks to you, and when she does, it's only three or four words.
>You will never find out that she has been living alone in these wastelands for years, since her youth
>And due to her isolation for so many years, she doesn't speak often, and doesn't handle well with other humans

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:58:18 2015 No.13817515 >>13817498 They should all be on Gelbooru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 19:59:17 2015 No.13817517 >>13817435 Yes but. >Absolutely adore eating chicken and poultry >Waifu is a crow tengu I could probably tease her by licking her neck and nibbling on her to tell her how good she tastes.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:05:36 2015 No.13817535

>>13817517
As was addressed in EMG, being carnivores regardless, it's unlikely that Harpy-species would have a compulsion against eating poultry. Same with mermaids and fish. It's not like they're actually related all that closely to the livestock in question, tangentially at best.

After all, the only reason we don't eat monkeys is...wait, why don't we eat monkeys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:09:08 2015 No.13817547 >>13817535 >After all, the only reason we don't eat monkeys is...wait, why don't we eat monkeys? "We" as a species do, most western countries don't because monkey is hard to get and there's a lot of communicable disease because we're so similar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:10:07 2015 No.13817551 >>13817547 Okay, that makes sense. Thought it might be something along those lines, but never really thought to ask before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:10:11 2015 No.13817553 >>13817535 Oh we do eat monkeys, it's just frowned upon like eating a horse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:24:05 2015 No.13817596 >>13817553 Look, if my cavalry steed needs to be put down it might as well feed the troops. It keeps them from having to pillage as much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:31:38 2015 No.13817622 >>13817210 I dunno, Bob writes some good smut. His latest thing was pretty great. I just avoid the futa shit and it's all good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:39:13 2015 No.13817641 File: 290 KB, 1000x1000, 1434955922062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are monstergirls that don't need armor, but would look cool in it anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:39:23 2015 No.13817642 File: 526 KB, 903x1000, moth-chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [Cute Moth Noises]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:41:31 2015 No.13817645 >>13817642 To think there are abs under that sundress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:43:07 2015 No.13817652 >>13817642 >Sundress >That blush [Sweating Intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:43:28 2015 No.13817653 >>13817642 She looks so much like Tomoko here. I'm alright with that.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:43:55 2015 No.13817655

>>13817641
Vanilla dragons, I'd love to see what kind of crazy Wonderland armor cheshires would get, wight, hellhound (complete with flaming eyes under the visor), and kikimora for armored broom battle meido. They would need it, but I'd like to see how awkward a hobgoblin's titty armor would look, as well as how the lower body bits would look for lamia in general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:44:01 2015 No.13817656 >>13817622 I still stand by the other three. They can burn in the hottest malebolge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:44:50 2015 No.13817659 >>13817642 Moth-chan is olev.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:45:39 2015 No.13817661 >>13817642 >Cute Moth Noises W-whatever man, I don't even care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:46:12 2015 No.13817664 File: 1.24 MB, 1477x1600, Singing Mothchan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817642 Moth-chan is cute! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:46:37 2015 No.13817667 File: 145 KB, 934x896, 1243243835.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817642 This pleases me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:47:11 2015 No.13817670 >>13817642 >Mono doing a bunch of cute things If only I had money and could actually find him at an opportune time for something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:48:14 2015 No.13817676 >>13817670 You got to rob a bank then stalk him to the ends of the earth. It's the only way, Anon If you can find him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:48:28 2015 No.13817678 >>13817642 I wish I could somehow commission Ganmarei to do something with Moth-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:49:01 2015 No.13817679 >>13817667 Don't post that creep. We're talking about cute moths, not horrible murdering time traveler moths.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:49:18 2015 No.13817681 >>13817645 The most delicious abs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:49:40 2015 No.13817682 >>13817676 But with his god awful net, and what I can only assume as schooling, finding him will be harder than finding a Virgin Succubus.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:49:45 2015 No.13817683

>>13817655
>Wonderland armor cheshires would get, wight, hellhound (complete with flaming eyes under the visor), and kikimora for armored broom battle meido.
That sounds radical, and I find it odd that Wights don't have art featuring them in tattered armor, as their profile states that Wights are either evolved Zombies or resurrected nobles/female heroes.
On a semi-related note, I still want to see a Yeti in Final Fantasy style dark knight armor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:50:27 2015 No.13817684 File: 465 KB, 1000x802, 1436378071138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817679 But she's the cutest

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:50:50 2015 No.13817686 >>13817679 Not him, but to me, they're both cute in their own ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:51:12 2015 No.13817687 >>13817679 >murdering MCs mom just got a heart attack from looking at her. How does that count as first degree murder. Anyways, we don't even know if the mom was actually dead.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:51:29 2015 No.13817689

>>13817682
You got to do it. It may seem impossible, but in a large, and we're talking population of China large, group of Succubi, there's at least one virgin Succubi
Probably because she was just born. Or she's new to all of it. But that's besides the point
Point is, it isn't impossible. You just got to find him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:52:31 2015 No.13817692 >>13817684 Creepy, not cute. Creepy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:53:18 2015 No.13817694 >>13817687 Well since she's a timelord and looks like he rejected her she will probably start again so the mother will be alive again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:53:36 2015 No.13817695 >>13817682 >harder than finding a Virgin Succubus I think in a modern pseudo-MGE setting, Succubi would be looked down upon and ignored in favor of other, less-plain species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:54:21 2015 No.13817698 >>13817689 Why? As much as I'd like to give Mono a try, Loen gets the job done for my god awful ideas rather nicely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:54:39 2015 No.13817702 File: 1.53 MB, 2077x3015, 12_angrymothnoises12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817692 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:54:59 2015 No.13817703 >>13817698 Because the thrill of adventure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:58:25 2015 No.13817715 File: 392 KB, 680x736, 1415746795058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:59:47 2015 No.13817717 File: 299 KB, 1600x1200, MGC Police reporting for duty!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817703 What adventure? Boy, are you high? Have you been smoking up those Dryad leaves, boy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:01:37 2015 No.13817723 >>13817717 God forbid. Can't stand the smell of the stuff. And stop calling me boy

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:01:45 2015 No.13817724

>>13817695
Quite the opposite might be true. Remember that to normalfags a good old fashioned woman is probably going to be better (physically) than some monstrosity with giant paws and a tail that swishes when you stroke her belly, succubi have most of that appeal with all the other perks of being an MG plus being masters of taking the D among masters of taking the D. There are even those among us perverts that like "cosplay" tier just fine, so it really doesn't sound right to me that succubi would get overlooked if they were real.

That and sometimes a man just wants vanilla ice cream.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:03:23 2015 No.13817729
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>>13817715
>you will never film vanilla /ss/ porn featuring you your Tanuki onee-san
>you two will never make mad dosh off the film, and go on to live a quiet life in a comfy mansion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:04:12 2015 No.13817731 >>13817723 What if she says it in a southern accent?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:04:29 2015 No.13817732 >>13817729 you and your*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:05:02 2015 No.13817735 >>13817731 Even worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:05:21 2015 No.13817736 >>13817731 Then she's probably gearing up to let out a hearty "SQUEEL LIKE A PIGGIE" too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:08:07 2015 No.13817745 >>13817729 I want to fondle that bushy tail

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:17:30 2015 No.13817767 >>13817729 Just do it bollocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:19:07 2015 No.13817774 >>13817767 I'm not Bollocks though, although I do want him to put out more stuff. ...although that comes at the risk of him whining more about things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:27:10 2015 No.13817787 >>13817729 I want my tubby tanuki oneesan to hire me as her private daiki

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:31:53 2015 No.13817795 >>13817774 You're one of the few, then.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:45:26 2015 No.13817811

Best part of last thread.

>She bites you and tells you to stay on the couch
>You can do nothing but listen as she moves through the house, unable to disobey
>Moments seem like hours as you wait for your unknown fate
>You hear her coming closer, closer...
>Her coils wrap snugly around you
>HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRAY FOR A QUICK DEATH
>???
>Something is pressing against your lips
>You slowly open your eyes and see a peanut sandwich in the apophis' hand
>"Say ah anon" she says with a smile
>You obey, taking a small bite
>It's peanut butter and grape jelly
>And it's fucking awesome
>You spend the rest of the afternoon watching movies with the apophis until the venom wears off
>She says she'll come back next week and make you a proper meal

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:51:13 2015 No.13817828
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>>13817774

Honestly the only thing preventing "more stuff" is a lack of inspiration and drive more than anything.

Nothing seems to click when trying to think of NEW kinds of scenarios like a switch dominant-submissive relationship with a Dark Elf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:55:32 2015 No.13817836 >>13817811 That was kinda cute I guess. >>13817828 You'll get your drive back at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:56:52 2015 No.13817840 >>13817828 Man, hellhounds sure are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:59:53 2015 No.13817848 File: 91 KB, 620x877, 592c7df2e87d7b992f988255098069d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817828 I want to pet a hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:00:00 2015 No.13817849 File: 701 KB, 1348x1500, 14HhcPoj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817840 That's an image featuring the Hellhound from the profile art, which kinda makes me lament the fact we don't have much art featuring variants of existing MGE girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:00:13 2015 No.13817850 >>13817828 I want to drag a Hellhound that is bothering people down to the precinct!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:00:54 2015 No.13817852 >>13817840 Yeah they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:01:38 2015 No.13817857 >>13817840 Baskerville-chan won't like you shit talking her, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:02:28 2015 No.13817860 >>13817840 That's what they want you to believe. That's how they get easy preys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:11:30 2015 No.13817876 File: 47 KB, 564x488, wanwan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817860 I wish a hellhound would hunt me and eat me up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:15:31 2015 No.13817886 File: 518 KB, 1000x1000, Zana and Cirina.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817849 Eh, people come up with something every so often. Rare though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:19:20 2015 No.13817896 >>13817876 I wish I could give a hellhound a big, thick steak

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:20:35 2015 No.13817899 >>13817886 >Zana and Cirina They have names?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:23:22 2015 No.13817902 File: 49 KB, 500x500, cf235636a27f8465d68f2b50d753285a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:28:45 2015 No.13817906 >>13817899 Yes. Zana's the Miqo'te, Cirina's the Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:28:57 2015 No.13817907 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, climatecontrolledenviroment.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13816730

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:30:08 2015 No.13817909 >>13817907 Cute, cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:30:29 2015 No.13817911 >>13817907 Kinda looks like the Yuki-onna is really smugly eyeing the wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:33:35 2015 No.13817917 >>13817896 I want to slap a Hellhound with a steak!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:42:57 2015 No.13817936
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I want to meet a hellhound with lower levels of stress hormones that give her the evolutionary advantage over it's peers of being able to socialize and eventually be domesticated by man, ensuing their survival 15,000 years later on by becoming a symbiotic species with humans through selective breeding!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:44:48 2015 No.13817939 >>13817936 I want to stop you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:45:08 2015 No.13817941 File: 87 KB, 354x600, Werewolf Portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817936 Congratulations I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:45:25 2015 No.13817942 >>13817907 There is something I've noticed about your drawing is that monster girls are comparatively much smaller or larger compared to humans when you draw them. They are almost never around the same size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:46:02 2015 No.13817943 >>13817936 So you want them to be what aready exists

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:47:12 2015 No.13817946 >>13817942 It's likely to help the stand out more when he uses a traditional medium.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:47:46 2015 No.13817947 >>13817907 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:48:27 2015 No.13817948 >>13817946 them*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:50:20 2015 No.13817952 I want a litter of Husky Puppy daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:51:41 2015 No.13817955 >>13817936 Thing is they wouldn't be hellhounds anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:55:12 2015 No.13817965 >>13817941 >>13817943 >>13817955 Werewolves aren't as big, scary, or strong as hellhounds and they certainly don't spit magic fire from their eyes. Stop saying they're the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:55:48 2015 No.13817967 >>13817936 >Selective breeding but anon, playing god on them wolf waifus will make them end up with joint problems and other health problems!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:55:59 2015 No.13817969 File: 105 KB, 650x650, r173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey cutie! You looked lonely drinking there all by yourself. Wanna dance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:56:49 2015 No.13817970 >>13817969 >'Ma'am You Irises appear to be skulls. Are you okay?'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:57:04 2015 No.13817971 >>13817969 >anyone calling me cute good one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:57:13 2015 No.13817974 >>13817969 >Skull eyes No thanks, i'm not here to get spooked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:57:33 2015 No.13817977 >>13817969 You seem like trouble, your skull-shaped pupils give it away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:57:36 2015 No.13817978 >>13817965 They are when you take out the whole "vicious and unable to be tamed" part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:57:36 2015 No.13817979 File: 22 KB, 214x225, allgone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817969 >how did you get into my house . webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:57:37 2015 No.13817980 >>13817969 >'No.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:58:18 2015 No.13817983 >>13817969 My mom taught me never to accept drinks from strangers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:58:54 2015 No.13817988 >>13817969 I don't like to dance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:00:04 2015 No.13817993 >>13817969 When your eyes are hearts instead of skulls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:00:25 2015 No.13817994 >>13817969 Why not? Lead the way.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:00:47 2015 No.13817995
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>>13817967
Do you know how Wolves evolved into dogs just by interacting with humans over a long period of time?

Over that 15K period they're going to lose both the phenotypic, and behavioral aspects that make them Hellhounds, thus turning them into generic dog girls so they're able to interact with humans on a social level..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:02:04 2015 No.13817997 >>13817995 Meant for: >>13817965

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:03:22 2015 No.13818003 File: 453 KB, 900x950, b51d991715503667f930301530eb877f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Watch two eps of World Trigger >It's shit >Now want to murder the person at work who recommended it Help me cope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:04:45 2015 No.13818007 >>13818003 Kill them all Johnny, it's the only way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:05:25 2015 No.13818008 File: 3.29 MB, 500x281, n9ai8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817995 >>13817978 > "I don't control the hellhounds, it's a relationship based on mutual respect."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:07:17 2015 No.13818011 >>13818003 Uhhh... I found out only recently that Takayuki Yanase (he designed Gundams for the 00 series) also designed the mechanical stuff in MGR. Also, his artbook is now on Sadpanda.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:07:55 2015 No.13818013 >>13818008 I want to rub a pack of hellpups bellies

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:09:59 2015 No.13818020

>>13817995
>The hammer
>Thirty million years old

>The ax
>Three million years old

>Making fire
>The spear
>Two million years old

>Dogs
>Fifteen thousand years old

>The bow and arrow
>Ten thousand years old

>Kissing
>Four thousand years old

The development of human tech and culture is a weird timeline when you look at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:12:16 2015 No.13818024 >>13817995 This is exactly why domesticated Hellhounds should never happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:16:18 2015 No.13818032 >>13818024 It totally should tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:19:03 2015 No.13818038 File: 512 KB, 1664x1200, Twin wisps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How spooky is too spooky?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:19:24 2015 No.13818043 >>13818032 Then just go fuck a Dog girl or something if you want a generic moeblob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:19:54 2015 No.13818046 >>13818003 Think about cuddling an Anubis? With a warm, loving smile on her face as she shyly peppers your face with kisses? Always perks me up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:20:28 2015 No.13818048 >>13818038 Daaamn, that looks good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:20:30 2015 No.13818049 >>13818043 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:22:25 2015 No.13818054 >>13818038 I want to princess-carry a will-o-wisp but I don't know how to work it out with that big-ass cage under her dress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:23:06 2015 No.13818057 >>13818038 Neat. Now that we have red white and blue Wisps, let's see them in American flag bikinis.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:23:18 2015 No.13818059

>>13818046
What's with shy?

I'd rather she strip my clothes off, lick me to full mast, then slide my spit-shined cock up her ass and ride me until I'm begging her to stop because after the third load I blow into her in a row I'm starting to go crazy from sensory overload.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:23:18 2015 No.13818060 >>13818054 Atlas carry her instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:23:48 2015 No.13818064 >>13818038 Could've spend a little more time on the left one. Your predecessor wasn't perfect, but he did take care of the details.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:25:46 2015 No.13818068 >>13818059 Shy because of how adorably lovey-dovey it is. I mean, yes, what you described is fantastic, but sometimes y'just want to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:27:19 2015 No.13818074 >>13818038 >tfw no powerful, Chuuni, mayadere Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:29:06 2015 No.13818083 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, staywithmeuntilmorningplease.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13817140

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:31:38 2015 No.13818087 >>13818068 After she's sloshing with your cum she'll cuddle all right, with all your seed oozing from her well-used and gaping hole. A deep sigh of relief and contention as she nuzzles into you and wraps her tail around the both of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:32:35 2015 No.13818093 >>13818083 Aww, I'd hug the fuck out of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:32:36 2015 No.13818094 >>13818087 Or, y'know...you could keep the bone buried there all cuddly night long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:33:24 2015 No.13818097 >>13818083 >delivering The postal service could learn something from you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:38:06 2015 No.13818113 >>13818054 I always imagined the cage to have some degree of flexibility for some reason. Soft when she wants it to be, then hard when she has her mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:40:50 2015 No.13818123 How is it that we have 92 IPs, yet people are posting at a super slow rate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:43:57 2015 No.13818131 >>13818123 Can't a guy jerk off without you nagging? God...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:46:06 2015 No.13818137 File: 1011 KB, 500x273, Not Bad.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818123 I'm dicking around with my new headphones and writing. That means lurking only. >So this is electrostatic power, eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:46:39 2015 No.13818138 >>13818131 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:48:46 2015 No.13818145 >>13818138 Well, you can't stop me. You'll never stop me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:49:16 2015 No.13818147 File: 66 KB, 715x770, 49071_md-Artwork, Colour Reference, Female, Tau, Warhammer 40,000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Join me in the fight for the Greater Good, Anon-Senpai!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:49:28 2015 No.13818148 File: 399 KB, 1142x1714, 27b5c0a07f2eec26e75f991875edf23c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818123 Trying to think of stories about oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:49:56 2015 No.13818151 >>13818147 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:50:51 2015 No.13818154 >>13818123 Lurking and looking for fun things to doodle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:50:56 2015 No.13818155 >>13818147 >40k Leave and take your Empra and your Tauberries and your Waaaaghtangos with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:51:04 2015 No.13818156 >>13818148 >Trying to think of stories about oppai lolis. Are you the guy that did that Holstaur exploratory /ss/ thing from a while back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:51:15 2015 No.13818157 >>13818148 Hope it involves paizuri. All day, every day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:51:35 2015 No.13818160 >>13818054 KC mentioned that Will-o-Wisps can freely morph the cage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:52:16 2015 No.13818165 >>13818154 A lilim and pharaoh titfucking some guy. I never get mine drawn dammit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:52:23 2015 No.13818166 >>13818148 Why is it that whenever an image of an oppai loli gets posted is always the same succuloli with blue hair and pink dress? are oppai lolis that rare?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:52:28 2015 No.13818167 >>13818154 You're a lovely person, and I wish you to live a happy and fulfilling life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:52:29 2015 No.13818168 >>13818156 Yeah, that was me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:52:36 2015 No.13818169 I want to see a Shirohebi try to wear a full-length latex bodysuit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:53:32 2015 No.13818173 >>13818166 They're not exactly common, but I just really like Uni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:54:01 2015 No.13818174 >>13818123 I ran out of stuff to shitpost about and a CYOA is running.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:54:25 2015 No.13818175 >>13818166 Because it's the same guy every time who has that midget titty-monster for a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:54:31 2015 No.13818176 >>13818166 It's usually the same guy. Also, oppai loli is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:55:00 2015 No.13818178 >>13818169 >Miia, a Shirohebi, or an Apophis in one of those full body latex suits from G Gundam >Trying to pilot the Cobra Gundam Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:55:04 2015 No.13818179 File: 245 KB, 1000x1000, 1437710104959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818165 I only got one thing drawn. I wish I didn't use up my freebie on this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:55:35 2015 No.13818180 >>13818165 >tfw I want to request something simple yet specific >tfw my time visiting drawthreads has left me an intense dislike for vulturing >tfw I still have an urge to directly request things from drawfags that visit this place

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:55:47 2015 No.13818181 >>13818123 I'm just lurking because I'm too tired to write tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:56:38 2015 No.13818185 >>13818168 Awesome.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:56:52 2015 No.13818188

I want a seven foot tall hellhound waifu to cuddle me to sleep every night. I want the last thing I see in the dark to be the glow of her fur and eyes. I want to feel utterly comfortable and safe as she braves me with softness and muscle, her body giving off heat like a giant hot water bottle. I want to drift off while suckling her breasts as she coos, drinking down warm, sweet milk.
And I want to have vivid, fantastical dreams of her while she has sex with me in my sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:56:59 2015 No.13818189 >>13818156 What thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:58:36 2015 No.13818193 >not cursing haughty monsters so that they can only communicate through ridiculous hentai dialogue

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:58:39 2015 No.13818196 >>13818180 I think we both need a break from the drawthreads. Lest we develop a gambling addiction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:58:56 2015 No.13818197 >>13818083 >Sketch-kun drew another suggestion of mine Eternal loyalty from the pie wizard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 23:59:46 2015 No.13818199 >>13818083 Noice. Vanilla dragon when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:01:05 2015 No.13818204 >>13818193 Aren't all monsters already cursed like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:01:32 2015 No.13818206 >>13818188 I want to pour an ice cold bucket of water on my Hellhound stalker that's sleeping outside, then laugh as she runs away on all fours while recording every second of it. Then I'll upload it to the internet and watch as it goes viral.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:01:34 2015 No.13818207 >>13818189 Something cutesy involving a Hellhound and a jailbait bishie knight with a red cape hoodie thing. >>13818196 I'm still waiting for a cyborg dark knight and Fi facesitting thing to be delivered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:03:31 2015 No.13818211 >>13818083 That's adorable! You're a really good artist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:04:33 2015 No.13818217 >>13818207 It always has to be a bishie doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:04:46 2015 No.13818220 >>13818206 I want to give a loli Hellhound nipple kisses!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:05:20 2015 No.13818224

>>13815319

>Ten years you've put into this company.
>Started out at 16 as an apprentice to an industrial mechanic.
>The pay was good.
>Developing the strength and dexterity needed to use some of the solid steel tools you worked those long hours with made even a short fucker like yourself pretty goddamn tough.
>The old-timers you were working with, the crustiest, crudest bunch of bastards to ever walk the Earth, were actually pretty good guys once you got to know 'em.
>You loved your job.
>...That is, until two years ago, when the new management came in.
>There was a mass-hiring of MG's that came flooding in soon after, followed by a wave of hyper-dense nancy-boys and shotas and all your buddies either getting house-husbando'd or taking an early retirement and running like hell.
>You somehow avoided all that.
>As such, you suddenly became the only one on the factory floor who actually knew how anything fucking worked.
>And with everyone else running around treating the place like a damned rom-com instead of doing their job, you also became the only one fixing anything.
>Your life devolved into an endless cycle of sixteen-hour days spent keeping the plant alive, working like a machine fueled by cigarettes and contempt, and weekends spent drinking your weight in beer alone in your apartment.
>You could quit, but where would you go?
>You had seniority and a pension at your company, and you weren't likely to find a wage like yours elsewhere.
>'Sides, you weren't exactly pretty enough to pass an interview with the average MG HR-person anyhow.
>So you grit your teeth on keep on as you have; drinking your beers, working your hands to the bone and cursing your Jabberwock boss under your breath for every second of it, completely unaware of her watching you all day long from her office overlooking the factory floor, blushing, fidgeting and all too aware of how much you loathe her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:07:17 2015 No.13818232 File: 209 KB, 750x733, 1434423769677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818217 Whoah, hold the phone. I'm not trying to force bishies on anybody. I just like cute "opposites attract" stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:07:47 2015 No.13818235 >>13818167 I'm seconding this. You're fantastic. A Lich dressed like an idol on a stage. Her clothes are two sizes too small for her.Draw the other guy's request before mine though. He's been waiting forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:09:07 2015 No.13818242 >>13818232 why is she so gooey?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:09:35 2015 No.13818245 >>13818232 Sure you aren't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:10:40 2015 No.13818248 >>13818224 More?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:11:39 2015 No.13818252 >>13818224 ...go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:12:39 2015 No.13818257 >>13818245 Who cares anyway? It's not like being a handsome young man is a bad thing when trying to attract monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:12:57 2015 No.13818258 >>13818242 Tentacle lube, for when the ear rape starts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:13:34 2015 No.13818259 >>13818257 What about ugly fat, short old men like me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:14:45 2015 No.13818262 >>13818259 There's a monster out there for everybody.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:16:34 2015 No.13818266 >>13818262 I'd like to see the one who'd be interested in a frustrated introvert...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:16:42 2015 No.13818267 >>13818262 True, there are tons of matangos left over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:16:50 2015 No.13818268 >>13818259 I don't think chubby chaser MGs are out of the question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:17:20 2015 No.13818272 >>13818262 That's the biggest load of shit I've heard all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:17:24 2015 No.13818273 >>13818167 >>13818235 Y-you too... I think you guys think I'm someone else though. I've only posted wips and lurk occasionally to read greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:18:19 2015 No.13818274 >>13818272 I mean, as long as he's not faceless, there's got to be at least one girl out there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:19:24 2015 No.13818276 >>13818274 Why would she want someone like me? I'm poor as well. I can't really see any reason why any MG would desire me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:19:45 2015 No.13818279 >>13818274 >implying faceless guys don't get the most girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:19:47 2015 No.13818280 >>13818274 Anon it's not nice to lie, monster girls would ignore most people from here like the plague.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:20:42 2015 No.13818283 >>13818273 Ooooh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:20:42 2015 No.13818284 >>13818266 That could be fun. Like a monster girl version of Welcome to the NHK.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:20:45 2015 No.13818285 >>13818280 >Most Well...good thing I still have my youth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:21:46 2015 No.13818289 File: 508 KB, 540x720, 124jyww.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818274 But girls love faceless men...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:22:28 2015 No.13818295 >>13818285 Not for long anon, It's better to give up any hope of monster girls loving you than lying to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:24:20 2015 No.13818303 File: 441 KB, 1500x1096, 0fe20dat0d4ae319f043930ass0d92dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm bored and drunk as hell, so who is the sexiest Zelda monstergirl, and why is it Fi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:25:10 2015 No.13818307 for some reason i can only bring myself to write when it`s past 12 what do i do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:25:11 2015 No.13818308 >>13818303 Fi a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:25:42 2015 No.13818311 >>13818303 Because she's the ONLY Zelda monstergirl. Somebody get me a Manhandla Alraune, or something. Lamia Ropes, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:26:23 2015 No.13818315 >>13818303 That's not the Zora Queen ..Or Queen Ruleta ...or Twinrova.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:26:36 2015 No.13818316 >>13818311 Uh, Ruto? Great Fairy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:26:45 2015 No.13818318 >>13818311 >Because she's the ONLY Zelda monstergirl. Anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:26:45 2015 No.13818319 File: 711 KB, 900x1325, happy_midna_by_maniacpaint-d340t11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818303 Midna > Fi Sorry anon, but that's just the way it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:26:55 2015 No.13818320 >>13818311 >only played one game Ayy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:27:11 2015 No.13818321 >>13818273 I don't know who you are, but you're still fantastic. WIPs are nothing to laugh at either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:27:17 2015 No.13818322 >>13818303 Fuck you, Imp Midna is the master race.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:28:00 2015 No.13818327 >>13818311 >Forgot Ruto >And Midna >And Great Fairy, but she kinda doesn't count, on account of me saying she doesn't count Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:30:29 2015 No.13818333 File: 570 KB, 765x1045, 1b8fb7221077232b80196918835bfb6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818308 You a shit. Sword spirits/tsukumogami are olev.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:30:44 2015 No.13818334 >>13818259 You can always become NTR protagonist and cuck bishies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:32:34 2015 No.13818336 >>13818319 I didn't dislike Twilight Princess but I do wish Midna could have been in a better game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:33:46 2015 No.13818339 File: 317 KB, 510x1200, 42992591_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818303 >I'm bored and drunk as hell, so who is the sexiest Zelda monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:35:11 2015 No.13818344 File: 86 KB, 676x869, 1424547439507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818336 Same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:35:40 2015 No.13818345 >>13818339 Big butt Midna is pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:36:47 2015 No.13818351 File: 66 KB, 554x439, 07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818295 This nigga gets it Stop living in delusions They are not real and will never be real

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:37:21 2015 No.13818352 >>13818339 I never liked that 5head/mullet thing Midna had going on when she has her helmet off in most art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:37:29 2015 No.13818353 File: 206 KB, 884x769, 1435645732489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818303 Speaking of Zelda and Monstergirls, somebody drew this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:38:05 2015 No.13818355 >>13818353 >Pedo Cia Lewd. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:39:29 2015 No.13818363 File: 77 KB, 704x563, 1436812133463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818353 Oh yeah, I'm the one that requested that in the /v/ drawthreads. I used a panel from yanmoth in my reference image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:40:36 2015 No.13818365 File: 506 KB, 1200x1704, img030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818353 My god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:40:57 2015 No.13818366 >>13818355 There's also that aka6 image where she's giving Young Link a nursing handjob while also lactating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:41:46 2015 No.13818369 >>13818366 ...I am unfamiliar with this. I'm going to have to seek it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:41:50 2015 No.13818370 File: 269 KB, 554x439, Wurm_reassures_Anon_dreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon not losing of hope!" >"Anon find love! Anon find girl!" >"Anon! Love!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:42:39 2015 No.13818371 >>13818280 More like Kikimoras would become the most common monsters by virtue of preying on weak and lazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:43:51 2015 No.13818375 >>13818365 Yep, that's the one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:47:10 2015 No.13818385 >>13818370 Monster girls will never exist and anyone who even has a sliver of hope that they will is pathetic. Even if they did they certainly wouldn't love anyone from here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:48:03 2015 No.13818387 File: 130 KB, 1000x433, 1959-13-chaika-11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818370 Shut up you stupid car. 1958 Plymouth Fury is the superior waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:48:56 2015 No.13818391 >>13818280 Depression kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:49:04 2015 No.13818392 >>13818385 They'd love me. I'm sure of it. Right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:51:18 2015 No.13818397 >>13818351 >>13818385 What is man without delusions and dreams? True tis folly to fill your life with delusions to the detriment of reality, but to abandon all delusion to take only what reality claims to be able to give you is equal folly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:51:20 2015 No.13818398 >>13818392 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:52:17 2015 No.13818400 >>13818371 >implying the devil bugs aren't going to get everyone first

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:52:21 2015 No.13818401 >>13818397 As they said in Outlaw Star, once: >A boy has the right to dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:52:28 2015 No.13818402 >>13818397 No anon, it's called accepting reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:53:30 2015 No.13818407 File: 173 KB, 672x542, pg10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:54:44 2015 No.13818409 Would you go to a little settlement of homeless MGs that loiter in the park and make them a warm meal? Would you cheer up the one armed Apophis? Would you help find Junko's sunglasses? Would you give a clean blanket to the Werekitten twins?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:55:18 2015 No.13818412

>>13818397
Dude, did you not see the sign posted out front?

>Through me the way is to the city dolent;
>Through me the way is to eternal dole;
>Through me the way among the people lost.
>Justice incited my sublime Creator;
>Created me divine Omnipotence,
>The highest Wisdom and the primal Love.
>Before me there were no created things,
>Only eterne, and I eternal last.
>All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"

These words in sombre colour I beheld
Written upon the summit of a gate;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:55:21 2015 No.13818413 File: 470 KB, 1200x1744, 1436309661519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818407 I know what I'm gonna fap to tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:56:44 2015 No.13818416 >>13818409 No goddamn way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:57:01 2015 No.13818418 >>13818409 >One armed Apophis Yes. I will take that bitch home and give her a bath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:57:25 2015 No.13818419 File: 11 KB, 118x118, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818397 I'm gonna slap your shit, faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:58:07 2015 No.13818423 >>13818409 Sure Bitch it's just an arm She can have mine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:58:22 2015 No.13818425 >>13818409 Yes to all of that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:59:15 2015 No.13818427 >>13818419 Fuck you Marche, Ramza made it into that Dissidia arcade game and you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:59:38 2015 No.13818429 >>13818412 Shut up dante, no one gives a shit about your fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:00:15 2015 No.13818431 File: 339 KB, 744x1052, 1437714015203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818419 Merche please go. Your waifu is worried about you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:00:25 2015 No.13818432 >>13818402 If you're so set on reality, why're you here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N1UjWXi_Vo Purely for the art? >>13818419 Oh shut up Marche.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:02:14 2015 No.13818439 >>13818409 I would do all of that. I would also tell them they're loved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:02:23 2015 No.13818440 >>13818431 I'll tell you, I need some Hex Maniac Apophis art real bad. Or at least her as a Wisp. Something. Anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:02:33 2015 No.13818441 >>13818432 >Purely for the art? Yes, monster girls are just a fetish and anything more than that is disgusting and pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:03:26 2015 No.13818443 >>13818441 You're disgusting and pathetic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:04:13 2015 No.13818447 >>13818440 I want a Hex Maniac Nightmare personally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:04:37 2015 No.13818448 File: 1.54 MB, 900x1411, 32593559_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:04:49 2015 No.13818449 >>13818443 I know anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:08:11 2015 No.13818458 >>13817849 >>13817876 I want to protect that smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:09:55 2015 No.13818461 >>13818447 >Open window >Nightmare with that grin and those eyes looking back at me >Close window >Can't go to sleep, horsepussy will rape me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:10:00 2015 No.13818462 >>13818439 >tell them they're loved But the twins were thrown out by their abusive father when their mother died.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:10:24 2015 No.13818465 >>13818458 Hellhounds don't deserve to have a smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:11:08 2015 No.13818468 >>13818462 Then they will be loved by me, taken home, given new clothes, their own bed, hot meals, and all the sweets they could eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:11:36 2015 No.13818470 >>13818461 I know. Sounds wonderful~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:14:28 2015 No.13818480 >>13818468 This guy knows what he's talking about. While he takes care of them, I'll go find their father and get him into therapy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:14:44 2015 No.13818482 >>13818409 I would help a blind Kejourou that gets around with a cane and/or her hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:14:58 2015 No.13818484 >>13817907 Can you do anon/glacies hugs? she'd be the ultimate heatsink in a hot summer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:15:45 2015 No.13818486 >>13818409 Would provide for all of them at the shelter and soup kitchen run with funds from me and my Tanuki waifu. After all, that's what making a better world for monsters is about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:16:34 2015 No.13818490 >>13818458 That's not how it works anon, she protects your smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:16:41 2015 No.13818491 File: 62 KB, 719x729, wanx2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818458 Would you let her protect your smile?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:17:23 2015 No.13818493

>>13818480
But Anon, what if you can't find him?
What if the only way to get him to take them back is a mindflayer treatment.
What if they don't want to leave me?

I'll take care of them if they want me to but if I have to let them go then they'll need to be going to a home that loves them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:21:46 2015 No.13818510 >>13818490 >>13818491 I'd protect her smile, and she'd protect mine. We'd protect each-other's smiles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:23:32 2015 No.13818517 >>13816823 >or a curvy and hydrogen bomb of sex appeal 27-35 year old? This is the only answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:25:56 2015 No.13818519 >>13818517 That is literally the only answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:29:03 2015 No.13818525 >>13818491 Wait...did .less draw another Hellhound recently, or is this...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:30:50 2015 No.13818530 >>13817907 Holy shit, you drew something from a simple comment of mine. Thanks, man. Cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:31:07 2015 No.13818531 >>13818447 Only if there's a Hex Maniac Lich accompanying her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:32:38 2015 No.13818535 File: 82 KB, 917x871, comi10_by_p01ntless-d82ubbi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818531 >Nightmare and Lich A favorite combo of mine. Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:35:11 2015 No.13818542 >>13818535 Why not merge them together? Create a kuudere, scythe wielding mistress of death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:42:52 2015 No.13818563 So dead. Also, anyone know why last thread died so quickly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:43:11 2015 No.13818566 File: 815 KB, 887x1169, 0ad1532af317cfeaf0c307ee8777f817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you be willing to leave all of your useless flesh and blood behind for a chance at unlife with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:44:48 2015 No.13818571 >>13818525 Yes and yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:46:15 2015 No.13818574 >>13818566 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:46:20 2015 No.13818575 >>13818566 is this show any good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:46:31 2015 No.13818576 File: 806 KB, 887x1169, 0ad1532af317cfeaf0c307ee8777f817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818566 Woops! Seems I forgot to censor my pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:46:55 2015 No.13818577 >>13818566 Nah, flesh is where its at. The beauty of mortality is the best, although I wouldn't say no to a nice undead waifu. Maybe when I'm older we can see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:47:17 2015 No.13818579 File: 387 KB, 1142x1714, 1402945770677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be an unwilling servant to an Oppai loli vampire because of some blood-pact your great great great great... etc. grandfather made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:48:31 2015 No.13818581 >>13818579 Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:49:24 2015 No.13818585 >>13818579 Make it a regular vampire and we have a deal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:49:58 2015 No.13818588 >>13818575 It's pretty entertaining for me, so far. It all depends whether the manga devolves into 'Invincible Shounen MC' wanking and doesn't have enough comedy and stupid faces, or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:50:27 2015 No.13818590 File: 289 KB, 761x1000, 1427514210611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818585 Done, but the Oppai stays.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:50:29 2015 No.13818591

>>13818579

That would be troubling because I work 2nd shift and have my own house.
I really can't do that and run her place at the same time.

Although she does seem like a nice girl, I'd carry her around princess carry style when she gets tired from walking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:50:43 2015 No.13818593 >>13818588 Or you could read the LN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:50:48 2015 No.13818594 >>13818566 Do I lose my libido like the MC does? That would suck, I like my penis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:51:12 2015 No.13818595 >>13818579 >>13818590 I'm gonna slap those tities endlessly until she releases me from my bond to her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:51:45 2015 No.13818597 >>13818579 >You will never romance a Valkyrie and get her to take you to heaven so you can kick your gramdpa's ass Nah, but we'd have words, I fucking loved my grampa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:52:11 2015 No.13818598 >>13818579 Well you can't really make me UNwilling to serve an oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:52:12 2015 No.13818600 >>13818579 But I don't want a servant. I'll let me know after about a week that she is free to leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:52:38 2015 No.13818601 >>13818493 If they don't want to leave you, I'll have no choice but to commend you on being such a good parent and leave their awful father out of it. Then I'd go back and help the Jinko find her sunglasses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:53:05 2015 No.13818602 >>13818579 >Oppai lol It's called a short stack dammit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:53:30 2015 No.13818603 >>13818600 Oh. Wait. Disregard that. I suck dicks. And can't read, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:53:48 2015 No.13818604 >>13818601 Thank you, I'll raise them to be fine, upstanding girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:54:10 2015 No.13818605 >>13818602 DOHOHO No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:54:20 2015 No.13818606 >>13818594 On the plus side, you can now make humerus bone jokes whenever you please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:55:02 2015 No.13818608 >>13818566 >>13818594 >Become Lich >Use infinite magical powers to make yourself a dick Easy peasy lemon squeezy. I'd be a Lich in a heartbeat. Or lack thereof, if I could.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:56:16 2015 No.13818609 >>13818593 Have you? Are they good? Will I regret reading them after the manga and anime eventually fail to be up to the standard of the LN?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:58:39 2015 No.13818614 >>13818608 >make yourself a dick Like, make myself an 8 foot tall giant dick? If I had magic I'd totally do that.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:58:56 2015 No.13818615

>>13818609
Well, not yet. I was going to get around to it. Eventually
But that's besides the point. Point is, four volumes are translated. And from the boys over in /a/, I think, they probably won't get that far in the anime. If you want to avoid spoilers in the thread, it's your best bet
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByPeaKaqUsGFQVAxUEM2bUI0R0E#grid

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:59:29 2015 No.13818617

>>13818591
>"So Anon....Why exactly are you giving me your two weeks notice again?"
>Apparently I am legally obligated to be the servant for a vampire. Something about my great grand father or something.
>"Ah..well...Thank you for your service and..good luck?"
>Thanks, I'm not exactly happy about it either but I've got to do it before the ghouls break into my house, which I have to sell.
>"Ouch."
>No kidding.
>------

>"Anon, can you come here please?"
>Yes mistress, what do you need?"
>"Well, there was something I wanted to ask you."
>Did you turn it off and then turn it back on?
>"N-no! It's not that! I was just wondering why you seemed so grumpy all the time."
>It's nothing, what else do you need?
>Oppai loli vampire pouts for a second before asking me to carry her to the parlor so she can watch TV in my lap while I pat her head.

Yeah, that sounds about a right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:03:52 2015 No.13818624 >>13818579 I want to upgrade the oppai! She needs to be a big mistress to stand up to the wights and liches, not to mention the other vampires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:11:39 2015 No.13818638 >>13818624 How big are we talking here? The size of a average woman, or a Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:14:19 2015 No.13818644 >>13818638 I'm talking holst it ain't height I'm upgrading.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:15:17 2015 No.13818645 >>13818644 She has to be tall and imposing so other have to look up to her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:15:44 2015 No.13818646 >>13818644 Well as she grows in influence she'll have more access to blood. And blood goes straight to a Vampire's fat tats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:17:24 2015 No.13818650 >>13818645 But then I couldn't carry her around as easily! Can you imagine making her have to walk? Madness! >>13818646 Then I guess we need to make some power plays! She's gonna be the biggest! The softest! The cuddliest!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:18:53 2015 No.13818652 >>13818650 She can sit on one of those portable thrones as you carry it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:20:51 2015 No.13818657 >>13818652 Eh, we'd need some other people for that. Guess I'd just need to get swole for her and keep on doing the princess carry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:21:31 2015 No.13818661 >>13818519 I guess you bettter go with it, then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:23:20 2015 No.13818665 >>13818657 A pair of fit young men would need to be the designated 'Breast-Bearers' and assist her as she moves about her gigantic castle-mansion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:23:33 2015 No.13818668 File: 149 KB, 700x700, bf4cf8e734b80d2cff2441b3826c9fbc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818661 Well I guess I don't have a choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:24:04 2015 No.13818670 >>13818652 It's called a palanquin you peasant! Now put your back into it. Your mistress wishes to be present for the trailers before the movie and have time for you to buy popcorn and a large soda with two straws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:24:39 2015 No.13818672 >>13818609 I have, and they are pretty good. And no you won't be that dissapointe, the anime follows the Ln rather well. Only 3 eps in but I'd say it's a good adaption. The manga is like a rushed highlights of the LN, still enjoyable though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:25:11 2015 No.13818673 File: 83 KB, 650x855, 1437719111091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey anon, am I pretty?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:26:13 2015 No.13818676 >>13818673 I would kiss her right on the mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:26:14 2015 No.13818677 >>13818673 "I don't know!" Then I fucking book it. Thanks Google.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:26:30 2015 No.13818680 >>13818673 yes, but I'm also a shallow person who tells people I love you to get into their pants

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:26:33 2015 No.13818681 >>13818673 Eh, not bad. >>13818665 >Letting other men touch my mistress's breasts. No way in hell Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:27:03 2015 No.13818684 >>13818673 M-Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:27:29 2015 No.13818686 >>13818673 Wait wait. In MGE-land I'd survive the process just fine and end up with a happy mask shop man smile, right? Sounds legit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:27:53 2015 No.13818688 >>13818673 Yes, but please don't hurt me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:28:08 2015 No.13818691 >>13818673 Does it matter what I think? What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:28:11 2015 No.13818692 >>13818673 You are, and I would ask you on a date if I wasn't so afraid of fucking it up in some stupid way and just thinking this conversation inside my head while the opportunity of having a real conversation with you passes away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:28:15 2015 No.13818693 >>13818020 >>Kissing >>Four thousand years old I feel like that can't be true. There had to have been kissing before then at some point. Is that just as far back as people can prove there was kissing? Like it being shown in art or some such?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:31:54 2015 No.13818699 >>13818693 Right? That's within the scope of recorded history and it feels completely natural to want to twist tongues with someone. Like maybe ritualized kissing is a new invention, but sloppy mouth mashing has to predate civilization.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:33:42 2015 No.13818707

>>13818693
>>13818699
I dunno. I can see it. How can you kiss when your conquest is struggling and on all fours as you mount her? And that was how it was done back in the day, pretty much. Who looks at lips naturally and goes
>I wanna put my lips there.
It's only because we know what kissing is, that we want to kiss.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:34:02 2015 No.13818708

>>13818693
Nah man. Kissing postdates farming and the domestication of almost all modern stock animals.

The Greeks brought it back from the far east, and French kissing didn't take off until the Roman Empire.

Why do you think 'Eskimo kissing' was a real thing? People have always done intimate touchy stuff like hugging and touching parts of their faces like noses and foreheads. But actual kissing with the mouth is very recent in the grand scheme of things.

Kind of like smiling being non-threatening is pretty recent and the polar opposite of typical primate behavior.

>All smiles used to be evil villain smiles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:34:39 2015 No.13818709 File: 585 KB, 1323x629, panda description.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come Pandas don't get any love? They're great for cuddling.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:35:26 2015 No.13818713

>>13818707
Actally this wold make a pretty good doujin. The first kiss. Every one sees this couple and wonders what the fuck they are doing, pulls the nearest partner to them, and kisses them. There's be blushing and shit, and it would turn into the most vanilla orgy you'd ever seen, complete with the worlds first missionary, just because it's the easiest way to fuck and kiss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:35:38 2015 No.13818714 >>13818709 To be honest, I'd like my pandas to be a lot more healthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:35:53 2015 No.13818716 >>13818708 >We're all villains now. Truly, everything ever said about the degradation of humanity is coming to pass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:36:12 2015 No.13818717 Good night Anons, don't play with fire and burn down the thread, it'll make loli yuki-onna cry. ICND2 test tomorrow. God help me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:36:25 2015 No.13818718 Manticore milking a holstaurus with her tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:37:12 2015 No.13818720 >>13818713 >>13818707 Isn't this just that shitty hentai about the guy that travels back in time to prehistoric times?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:37:26 2015 No.13818721 >>13818713 >This man has never read "The otaku in 10,000 BC" >In all of history, this was the first instance of cowgirl! >This was the very first instance of lotion play! Cracks me up every time.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:37:36 2015 No.13818723

>>13818707
>>13818708
It does make sense in the grand scheme of things.

We're so used to romance and shit, that we oft forget it's a tremendously recent social construct, where previously all that mattered was reproduction and having a biological legacy. Thus why, despite modern social conventions, we are evidently hard wired for "Promiscuity", thus the proclivity of "Bitches and whores".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:38:15 2015 No.13818724 >>13818709 Indeed. We need fics about panda NEETs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:38:34 2015 No.13818725 File: 996 KB, 300x156, Well Were waiting....gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818224

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:38:46 2015 No.13818726 >>13818720 This >>13818721 one. It's so bad it's good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:39:23 2015 No.13818728 >>13818723 The nice way to look at it is that romance came with civilization. And that's a pretty warm and fuzzy thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:40:24 2015 No.13818729 >>13818721 >>13818720 Naw, I read it. It crossed my mind but I'm being real here, who thinks to just mash lips together? I can see it being so new. >>13818723 >we are evidently hard wired for "Promiscuity" Don't start that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:40:49 2015 No.13818730 Hermit crab girl when?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:41:09 2015 No.13818731

>>13818673
>Is it wrong that I honestly want to tongue wrassle you as long as possible?
>Is it wrong that I want to until you take the lead, scratching my hair and pushing me down on a matress
>Tearing apart my clothes when all I can do is be entranced by your calming gaze and enchanting smile
>Having your way with me until I almost pass out from your vigor
>Then waking up the next morning cuddling you and and sighing contently

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:43:00 2015 No.13818736 >>13818729 >Don't start that shit. It's the truth anon. Unfortunate as it is. It's prevalent in some 50% of First World populations. >>13818728 That IS a warm and fuzzy thought. Now we just need evolution to catch up.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:43:06 2015 No.13818737

>>13818723
Certain things are. But giving presents is older than mammals. Social hugging is almost fifty million years old.

It's just interesting that kissing came so late in the game but it's so core now that people assume it was always around.

But then again, we should kind of realize it when we don't see chimps making out in the zoo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:43:21 2015 No.13818739 Reminder that if you're ever cornered by a gang of delinquent, stray Cat Girls, a Cheshire Cat serial rapist, or a Jinko in heat, grab the nape of their neck and never let go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1XPYVbsSo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:43:51 2015 No.13818741 So is crossbreeding without magic and futa even possible? Like if an incubus born from a werelion, fucks a Jinko, do you get some kind of dire liger, or something? I guess what I'm asing is, would male incubi carry monstergirl genetic information.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:45:07 2015 No.13818742 >>13818739 cat girls have scruff you can grab?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:45:41 2015 No.13818744 >>13818741 Dude, I know it's really expensive and annoying to convince them, but just get a Lich to do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:46:18 2015 No.13818748 >>13818741 I tried asking KC about this once actually. Never got an answer sadly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:46:37 2015 No.13818749 >>13818742 Particularly hairy ones do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:46:48 2015 No.13818751 >>13818741 MGE makes it clear that 90% of new monster races are created through pure mutation. The rest are by magic like chimera's or lilim tantrums like wonderland creatures. But they don't have any sons in the current timeline either.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:47:19 2015 No.13818753

>>13818736
>It's the truth anon.
Maybe at one point in our history we were, a long long time ago when rapid breeding was nessesary to furvive as a species, but that doesn't carry on today. Bitches and whores are just bitches and whores, don't try and use evolution to excuse and apologize for their actions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:47:34 2015 No.13818756 >>13818525 >or is this...? Is it what?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:48:37 2015 No.13818758

>>13818751
But it is stated that, once the DL takes over entirely, MGs will be able to have Incubi Sons.

Given that Incubi can garner slight traits and have their mana influenced by their wives, it stands to reason that mothers would similarly pass on traits to their incubi sons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:49:20 2015 No.13818761 >>13818741 It seems extremely unlikely. Most you'll get are radical mutations from breeding between individuals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:49:52 2015 No.13818762 >>13818758 >it stands to reason that mothers would similarly pass on traits to their incubi sons. But as monsterboys would never be a thing, the traits would have to be recessive, right?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:52:18 2015 No.13818768

>>13818707
>>13818708
>Instead of kissing, Manchu mothers used to show affection for their children by performing fellatio on their male babies, placing its penis in their mouths and stimulating it, since it was not considered a sexual act, while the Manchu regarded public kissing with revulsion, which was considered sexual.[27][28][29][30][31]

Why does this seem like the most natural thing in MGE?
I mean, already KC's fluff mentions that a father or friendly men giving some cockjuice to a young MG will help her development. They'd probably have no qualms about age at all.

>Kiki maid sucking off your son while caressing his head.
>"The young master was having trouble getting to sleep!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:54:34 2015 No.13818774

I want to be the straight laced childhood friend of a delinquent minotaur!
Trying to keep her doing homework!
Struggling to stop her from drinking booze when she's underage!
Backing her and her gang up in a fight against the tunnel snakes!
Getting a concussion after she picks a fight with the paladin gang down the street!
Waking up to her frowning, almost crying face when I wake up!
Experiencing her thugdere love from that point on until she makes me her husband!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:55:04 2015 No.13818778

>>13818768
>Manchu mothers used to show affection for their children by performing fellatio on their male babies, placing its penis in their mouths and stimulating it
That is pretty interesting. But, yeah, I could see that actually being relatively normal in a MG world. Especially with some of the races that think even less of sex than others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:56:32 2015 No.13818784 >>13818768 What did they do for girls then?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:56:52 2015 No.13818785

>>13818758
Nah man. I see your train of thought but KC goes on and on about how incubi basically look human. Even if you were right, you need to think about multiple generations. The incubus would have a mix of their father and mother.

So you would start with a succubus DE grandfather. Their incubus son marries an elf. Their child would have half-elven DE. When that child marries a monstergirl with half-manticore and half-holstaur DE, the next child is 1/4 succubusm, 1/4 elven, 1/4 manticore, and 1/4 holstaur.

You can see how quickly this gets muddied by the time you get to the F3 and F4.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:57:32 2015 No.13818787

>>13818753
Did I say it was an excuse? Just because it's the way things are, doesn't mean I approve of it. I condemn such people unable to control their baser, genetic instinct as much as you.

As I said before, I'm hoping that, eventually, our genetic instincts will catch up to our modern practices, and help to eliminate, or at least thin out, the commonality of such practices.

And then on the other hand you've got slut-lovers and SJWs who're pointing us towards going all Brave New World.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 02:58:26 2015 No.13818791 >>13818758 Personality traits do get passed on and can lead to scenarios like a delinquent Holstaurus because of something like Devil or Hellhound mana/blood running in the family. You'll have to ask KC yourself to find out if it goes any further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:00:17 2015 No.13818798 >>13818787 It's cyclical bro. Slut to prude, every generation or two. The pendulum of public opinion swings back and forth on most issues that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:00:29 2015 No.13818799 File: 237 KB, 601x601, So I became Comfy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818709 Seems like the perfect waifu to sit around with and munch on snacks while playing vidya.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:00:48 2015 No.13818801

>>13818785
Just to point out, the actual text for it says that most incubi just look human. It's the kind of vague language he loves, so he can go, "This is how I like things, but you're free to like it your way too..."

And as >>13818762 says, it wouldn't influence the possibility of recessive mana influencing daughterus and possibly creating hybrids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:00:53 2015 No.13818802 >>13818784 Genital mutation likely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:01:03 2015 No.13818803 File: 371 KB, 800x679, 1437721263196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818165

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:01:48 2015 No.13818807 >>13818801 >recessive mana I can't stop laughing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:01:54 2015 No.13818808 >>13818803 Oh yes. Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:02:07 2015 No.13818810 >>13818802 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:02:45 2015 No.13818813 >>13818798 Indeed, but then you have the stronger trends which last for centuries or millennia. I'm just hoping that our society eventually trends more towards monogamy than polyamory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:03:17 2015 No.13818814 File: 371 KB, 800x679, 1437721397969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818803 forgot to spoiler

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:03:21 2015 No.13818815 Apparently I don't have the Yeti anatomy chart saved for whatever reason. Help a brother out?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:04:24 2015 No.13818816

>>13818787
>As I said before, I'm hoping that, eventually, our genetic instincts will catch up to our modern practices
No, what I'm saying is, I think that they already have. If it's hard wired, it;s an obsolete rusted circuit that doesn't really work anymore. Vestigial was the word for it i think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:04:44 2015 No.13818817 >>13818814 No you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:05:05 2015 No.13818819 >>13818814 ...this looks lovely, do proceed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:05:45 2015 No.13818822 >>13818817 Also thanks. First draw request I ever got someone to do. Thanks amigo. Top quality work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:06:40 2015 No.13818826 >>13818816 Unfortunately, studies into both neuroscience and sociology disagree with you.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:08:14 2015 No.13818830

>>13818813
That's a given in the west. Worst it will get is the whole "you're supposed to be monogamous and faithful, but you're also expected to put up with your mate having someone younger and sexier on the side" like with wealthy men over the last few hundred years. The unsaid bastard agreement and so on.

Most men won't put up with straight cuckoldry in any case. A guy leaving some poor girl with a bastard is one thing to a pissed off wife, but a wife expecting her man to raise someone else's kid is a whole 'nother level of FUCK THAT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:09:08 2015 No.13818832 >>13818826 Then I have to question the validity of those studies. Their target audiences and the scope of their questioning, and how well they take external factors into consideration.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:10:34 2015 No.13818836

>>13818832
Well, think about what the alternative is.

That this is as good as it's gonna get, and that cheating and polyamory being as wide-spread as they are is just how humans are and will always be?

I prefer to think that we'll get better as times goes on...let me have this delusion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:12:25 2015 No.13818841 >>13818817 Oops my mistake. I don't post often, so I thought it'd be spoilered for me also. >>13818808 >>13818819 >>13818822 I'm glad you guys like :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:13:29 2015 No.13818845 >>13818841 You know it bro. That's it. Back to writing for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:14:20 2015 No.13818850 File: 116 KB, 393x600, 1436797976303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how about them Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:15:06 2015 No.13818853 >>13818850 I'd fight her to a standstill before breaking her guard and making her my prize.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:15:42 2015 No.13818856 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, 1434851260087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818850 I like 'em.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:15:54 2015 No.13818858

>>13818836
We're not unchanging. We evolve just like everything else. Our species is 100k+ years old but our subspecies is only 40k old. We're different from Cro Magnon, not a ton but noticeably.

Why do you think IQ's go up steadily with every generation and you have to get your wisdom teeth pulled? That's just modern evolution at work. And it will go in the direction that's most successful.

Oh god, I'm getting Idiocracy flashbacks. Nah, we should go in a good direction as resources become ever more finite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:15:54 2015 No.13818859 >>13818853 That's what she said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:16:07 2015 No.13818861 >>13818836 No, I don't mean that I have to question whether or not it's dying out, I have to question their 'findings' of this particular trait's prevalence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:16:48 2015 No.13818864 >>13818850 I want to date her cuter and less ~anime~ Lizardman sister!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:18:45 2015 No.13818869 Fuck all this philosophical sciencey future bullshit, I just want to cuddle with a cute little loli Kikimora who likes to lay on my chest!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:19:40 2015 No.13818875 >>13818741 You probably can make a monster from an animal/demon beast by fucking and loving it lots Are you a man enough to create new species?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:19:51 2015 No.13818877 >>13818869 >Fuck all this philosophical sciencey future bullshit, Yeah! Fuck big words and thinking! I just want to go back to my, "I wanna do X with y!" Posting!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:20:47 2015 No.13818883

>>13818861
What I'm saying is that either you accept it's still there, and hope that it does get worked out eventually, or believe that it already has been, and people act the way they do regardless, and thus we'll never get better. Given the fact that it is so prevalent in our society, I'd say that much should be obvious.

>>13818858
Yes, that's what I'm saying. That we're still evolving. These traits from by-gone days are still present, despite changing social norms, and I'm hopeful that eventually evolution will cause our biology to catch up to how we're raised to think things "Should be". And hopefully that direction doesn't change vastly for the "Worse" as we perceive it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:20:50 2015 No.13818884 >>13818877 This is the Monster Girl thread, not the "scientific studies about promiscuity" thread. Stop shitting things up with you unrelated interests, you nincompoop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:20:53 2015 No.13818885 >>13818875 >Try this >A decade later, no change >Only now do you realise that this was the male of the species all along welp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:21:38 2015 No.13818889 >>13818814 That's hot and really well drawn!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:21:52 2015 No.13818890 >>13818877 Yeah, pretty much. This is a Monstergirl thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:22:26 2015 No.13818891 >>13818884 >>13818890 It was related to monstergirls at first. And whilst your attitude is reprehensible to me, and everything wrong with society I can't argue with what you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:22:31 2015 No.13818892 >>13818884 But part of the reason that many of us like MGs is because of how many settings portray them as the ultimate ideal in fidelity. A wonderful contrast to the frequency of infidelity in our society.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:22:55 2015 No.13818894 File: 235 KB, 2000x1000, 1422830540650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818815 Request denied! >>13818891 >at first Well it isn't now, so fuck you, you're the problem, not us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:23:24 2015 No.13818897 >>13818884 >>13818890 Screw you guys. These threads are the best when they're a little off topic. That's when the magic happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:24:32 2015 No.13818902 >>13818897 There's no magic in what you were talking about, but I can see that trying to tell you to stop is only going to result in shitflinging, so whatever, you keep doing whatever you want.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:24:39 2015 No.13818903
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>>13818725

It's been 3hrs mang, don't hold your breath, here's something, it's shit

>I remember the days when my boss sent me the youngin's, teach 'em how to be real machinist
>they'd annoy me but i felt pride when i made them into fine men, real workers
>Now all we have er them red oni folks, dumber then a bag hammers them folk
>They rather laz around and get drunk then work, can't even speak decent english
>Now all them young folk, them men, are no better then brides, WIFES, could you believe it
>I'm the only one left, the only competent person in this god forsaken shop
>If it wasn't fer that demon lord and my blue oni boss...
>I wonder why she even keeps me here the wretched witch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:25:00 2015 No.13818906 Would you invite a Sphinx in for hot chocolate and gameshows?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:25:01 2015 No.13818907 >>13818894 >so fuck you, you're the problem, not us. Go eat a dick, cockjockey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:25:17 2015 No.13818908 >>13818897 I guess you're right. Can I still have my loli Kiki though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:25:39 2015 No.13818909 >>13818858 I got to keep my wisdom teeth. Should I be worried?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:25:48 2015 No.13818911 >>13818907 >I can talk about unrelated things all I want and you can't stop me! This thread is mine! Muahahaha! Okay.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:29:21 2015 No.13818923
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>>13818909
Obviously your jaw still had room for them, meaning you are less evolved. I never even got any, meaning I am more evolved. I am therefore your superior. Ohohoho!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:29:43 2015 No.13818924 >>13818909 You're like a crocodile or something. Your design was competitive enough against the newer models that you haven't had to change much. Take elves for example. Cute pointy ears or gigantic wind catchers, they're all just as nibbleable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:30:53 2015 No.13818928 >>13818924 Windcatchers are the best. You can put so much jewelry on them.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:31:16 2015 No.13818931

>>13818911
You know I'm really not trying to start a shitfight here. That's why I made a closed-ended comment that was just an insult, on par with 'no u'. And all it takes is a quick twist of words to bring this back to relevance so you have nothing to stand on, Mr. Nofun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:31:59 2015 No.13818933 >>13818923 Imma nibble her ears till she cries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:32:05 2015 No.13818934 >>13818923 >>13818924 >evolution and Elves So do Elves and humans share a common ancestor? Which species is more closely related to Dwarves? Or chimps? >>13818931 Discuss Elves, Mr. Allowed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:33:51 2015 No.13818939 >>13818933 You poor bastard, you don't even know what you're getting into.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:35:17 2015 No.13818944 >>13818934 I'd rather discuss how an evolutional trait like promiscuity in human women would likely be forced to adapt with the advent of mostly monogamous competition from monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:36:02 2015 No.13818945 >>13818944 Okay, I'm going to leave now. There's no hope for today.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:36:21 2015 No.13818947

>>13818934
Dwarves were made by the "god of making cool shit without permission". So they never get to do anything important.

Elves are mary sue angels that live forever on a special island and are barely bound to earth.

I want to see elf and dwarf fundamentalists arguing their origins and superiority.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:37:50 2015 No.13818949 >>13818944 An interesting thought. Evolution is the nature of organisms to adapt to survive, after all. The more extreme the need, the more rapid the adaptation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:39:09 2015 No.13818955 File: 128 KB, 1280x1165, 1351017624859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No qt undead necromancer waifu to tenderly love whole while whispering sweet nothings into her temporal bone. Kill me and raise me back when liches are real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:40:09 2015 No.13818959 >>13818709 Thats, uh... something I can get behind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:40:12 2015 No.13818960 >>13818947 >using Tolkien lore Come on, can't we make shit up for ourselves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:43:07 2015 No.13818972 >>13818960 It's almost 3am and I'm two bottles deep in Cabernet. You're lucky you're getting full sentences out of me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:44:01 2015 No.13818977 >>13818955 Why not become a necromancer yourself? If Tryhard Necromancer's tale has taught me anything, it's that being a necromancer is fun!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:44:26 2015 No.13818978

>>13818949
Yet there are powerful factions within human society actively resisting such possible evolution, so I wonder how that would factor into things. Or perhaps they spark their own trail of evolution, where the monsterlovers evolve one way and the Orderites evolve to resist monsters easier. I think the third option is possible in a branching of the species. Humanity will die out, and give rise to incubi on one end of the spectrum and something more on the human side.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:45:45 2015 No.13818983 >>13818924 >gigantic wind catchers I wonder if perhaps this trait aloows them to read the winds more accurately and thus help in their management of their primary weapon, the bow.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:47:36 2015 No.13818989 >>13818985 Any girl who would make heart pupils for you is worth keeping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:49:06 2015 No.13818993 File: 650 KB, 888x800, lich_by_aazure_dragon-d4631v7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818977 Sure. How do I get started?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:49:15 2015 No.13818994 File: 51 KB, 409x489, 7010386877_9360829b29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818989 Do you think Succubi would hold seminars dedicated to teaching human girls and other monstergirls alike how to make heart pupils?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:51:22 2015 No.13818997 >>13818993 Get a new wardrobe, cloaks and robes. Learn Latin, Arabic, Chinese, Sanskrit and probably some other languages too. And git gud at algebra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:51:47 2015 No.13818999 >>13818985 This reminds me too much of Tremors to find erotic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:52:08 2015 No.13819000 >>13818983 Probably a natural selection toward emphasizing their primary monster trait now that almost all monstergirls have pointy ears. They don't have the monopoly on that anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:54:11 2015 No.13819006 >>13818999 not wanting to date a sweet, friendly garboid girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:54:21 2015 No.13819008 >>13818999 >not wanting to fuck a graboid girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:56:16 2015 No.13819013 >>13818994 Uh, maybe? I don't think it's something you can control just by taking a seminar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:56:41 2015 No.13819017 >>13819006 >>13819008 I guess I could try. I'll have to show her that movie at some point, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:56:55 2015 No.13819019 >>13819013 All you need is love in your heart and the proper breathing technique to get oxygen in your muscles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:57:17 2015 No.13819020 File: 181 KB, 850x999, Sample-f504170bd7bd4f008fe4c34e28dfd5b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818999 But sandworms are olev.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:58:35 2015 No.13819022 >>13819020 Then why don't people write about them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:59:17 2015 No.13819024 >>13819022 and the world may never know

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:59:19 2015 No.13819025 >>13819020 >this kills the boner

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:00:19 2015 No.13819028 File: 736 KB, 776x1200, RQ8Kbvs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love is a battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:00:30 2015 No.13819029 >>13819017 I think you'll do just fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:00:53 2015 No.13819030 File: 113 KB, 620x877, 1395732606929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819025 You suck. >>13819028 But can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:01:10 2015 No.13819032 >>13819022 Because writing about loving the equivalent of a sentient tongue is hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:02:25 2015 No.13819035 >>13819032 Unless you make it a reality bending superwurm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:02:42 2015 No.13819037 >>13819020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:04:48 2015 No.13819043 >>13819013 >seminar Oh I bet a semenar could do wonders for a girl huehuehue

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:09:24 2015 No.13819051 >>13819037 FUCK THAT SCENE

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:11:56 2015 No.13819059

>>13819051
It confused me, too. Why were there giant bugs and dinosaurs on the island anyway? What possible relation did they have to a giant gorilla? Why was there only one of them, anyway? Why didn't Jack Black sing his way into fame instead of kidnapping a giant gorilla?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:12:42 2015 No.13819060 >>13819059 You haven't seen the original King Kong, have you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:13:48 2015 No.13819063 >>13819060 I don't remember that movie answering any of these questions. As I remember it, it was a mute film.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:14:58 2015 No.13819068 >>13819063 Oh no, I doesn't. Just asking. I barely remember what happens in it The reason behind the dino's and the omega bugs was because magic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:16:00 2015 No.13819070 >>13819068 >Just asking No, you were insinuating I hadn't seen it because I asked such questions. And magic is dumb!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:17:04 2015 No.13819071 >>13819070 I wasn't insinuating, I was just asking! Honest! And magic isn't dumb! You just don't understand it!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:18:12 2015 No.13819076

>>13819037
>Jack Black going ham
Would take on adventures as a brozerker.

And wasn't it because that particular island wasn't fucked up y the meteorite for some reason, and everything just continued to grow fiercer and evolve? Imagine some kind of fallout style F.E.V. On those centipede girls. Giant, dire oomukades.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:18:16 2015 No.13819077 File: 80 KB, 374x520, 465.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819022 >>13819025 >Not knowing Sandworms are olev. >Not knowing what is Soothing Sands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:19:58 2015 No.13819080 >>13819071 The fact is that I don't understand it. >>13819077 Okay, I remember that one. But it was just the one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:20:45 2015 No.13819081 >>13819080 Then I'll explain it to you The thing about magic is that I don't have to explain shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:21:32 2015 No.13819083 >>13819081 Then what do Wizards study for all those years?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:22:03 2015 No.13819085 >>13819083 Oh, you know. Stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:22:12 2015 No.13819087 >>13819077 THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:22:16 2015 No.13819088 >>13816910 Stopman makes ushi-onis cower in fear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:22:56 2015 No.13819092 >>13819083 Are you going to tell a wizard what he can and can't study?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:23:04 2015 No.13819093 >>13819083 So that they can understand it. They just don't have to explain it to anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:23:32 2015 No.13819094 >>13819087 Shut up and go buy another Duncan. >>13819092 As a Warlock with mighty familiars and succubi friends with benefits, I daresay I will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:24:35 2015 No.13819096 >>13819094 >As a Warlock with mighty familiars and succubi friends with benefits, I daresay I will. Farewell. Alas, I hardly knew yee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:25:27 2015 No.13819099 >>13819096 What wizard could overcome my harem MC powers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:27:09 2015 No.13819102 >>13819099 >What wizard could overcome my harem MC powers? >wizard The answer lay within the question, young one.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:28:03 2015 No.13819106
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So, random thought: What kind of house could a Sandworm live in? Assuming you don't just go with the 'semen organ fused to her insides at the dick' approach, can they actually live in houses, or are they too big? Can they even come out of the ground, or would it be some sort of special house with no floor that sits on a massive sand pit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:29:53 2015 No.13819111 >>13819106 I would think they would have to live far away from settlements so they don't damage any buildings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:30:31 2015 No.13819113 >>13819102 >wizards are invincible No anon, don't be a retard. >>13819106 They live in the desert, you live in them.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:31:22 2015 No.13819116
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>>13819037
>Dude at 1:12 gets yanked away by a giant crab claw.
See that guy's lucky. All those other dudes are getting vored by bugs, whereas he gets pulled to safety to be bubble-washed by his new crab waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:31:36 2015 No.13819118 >>13819035 more spacewurm when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:31:40 2015 No.13819119 >>13819106 Magic shrinking is canon. Why does no one read the profiles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:32:12 2015 No.13819121 >>13819116 Hark! 'twas but the pincer of a foul bug! >>13819118 I've asked this several times. Probably never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:32:14 2015 No.13819122 >>13819113 >wizards aren't invincible You gonna tell that to a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:32:33 2015 No.13819124 >>13819116 Well, I guess that's one way to look at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:33:57 2015 No.13819126 >>13819122 Yes. And then I will show him how I achieved the same magical powers as he did in less time with less effort, while maintaining a decent physical condition and getting demon pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:34:24 2015 No.13819127 >>13819119 Shrinking magic is super dum- >Pocket waifu harem. Shrinking magic is awesome and I'm gonna become a wizard just to learn that spell.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:34:32 2015 No.13819128

>>13819106
the stronger a Sandworm is, the easier she can manipulate her body. the powerful ones can shrink her worm half to cling to her lips like a sweet lamia tail. So she'd be a cute sticky pink lamia. Only problem is they can't keep that form for long. The bullshit explanation is mamono mana, but more realistically, having your fleshy insides exposed for so long would dry you out and fuck you up, so she'd spend most her time inside the worm. Maybe she could still make it smaller, and just poke her head out from time to time, like a waifu that comes with her own sleeping bag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:35:32 2015 No.13819134 >>13819126 >Yes Alas, the arrogant and foolish die so young.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:35:48 2015 No.13819136 >>13819128 >like a waifu that comes with her own sleeping bag. So a dormouse?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:36:02 2015 No.13819137 >>13819134 I'm starting to feel like YOU'RE a wizard. And you just failed a bluff check.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:38:03 2015 No.13819144 >>13819137 A wizard doesn't bluff. >>13819136 No, those come with pillows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:38:30 2015 No.13819147 File: 96 KB, 536x800, 1417510316439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >So that's what boys look like down there... You showed yours, but will you demand she shows hers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:38:32 2015 No.13819148 >>13819136 Wait, do dormice just carry around sleeping bags so they can lay down and nap anywhere?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:39:40 2015 No.13819152 >>13819147 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:39:41 2015 No.13819153 >>13819144 >A wizard doesn't bluff Not successfully, anyway. The game is up, Anonwald.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:39:46 2015 No.13819154 >>13819147 I would rather not have her show me her penis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:40:19 2015 No.13819157 >>13819147 That depends, why am I showing it to her in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:40:41 2015 No.13819158 >>13819154 Good thing she doesn't have one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:41:43 2015 No.13819161 >>13819153 The game has only begun. Welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:42:21 2015 No.13819165 >>13819158 But how does she pee?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:42:55 2015 No.13819167

>>13819147
>Elf
>That outfit
>Those panties
>That smug look
No way in hell am I buying that I'm the first dick she's seen.

Also, doing it in a cemetery is just disrespectful. There are bodies buried there, and all the single undead girls will get upset if she starts to fuck me in what is essentially their home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:43:02 2015 No.13819168 >>13819157 Because she's never seen it. >>13819165 Only one way to find out!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:44:54 2015 No.13819172 >>13819167 >implying she's not an Elven Wight

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:49:16 2015 No.13819183 >>13819172 >elven wight SC pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:49:54 2015 No.13819184 >>13819183 >SC Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:50:37 2015 No.13819186 File: 46 KB, 384x333, Puffcubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819183 It's not me, mate. It seems others like the whole "Elf-Wight" thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:51:44 2015 No.13819188 >>13819186 I think it's a wonderful idea.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:51:56 2015 No.13819189
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>>13819106
Sandworms live in vast underground sandworm communities where multiple sandworms work together to dig out large cave complexes encompassing entire deserts and mountains for their husbands and themselves to live in.

Occasionally you can see ones where some wurms, burrowing lamias, batgirls, wererats and their husbands have moved in and become part of the underground community.

You might probably find at least one sandworm within a corrupted dwarven fortress or evil Underlord's dungeon who has helped in the digging of the complex in exchange for a nice place to live in, protection from dangers outside the complex and a steady supply of heroes from which to choose a potential husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:52:05 2015 No.13819191 >>13819186 I figured at least one of those anons were you, regardless. I'm glad she caught on regardless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:54:18 2015 No.13819196 >>13819189 But wouldn't that make the Sandworm a bad girl? The monster under the floor that the villain could unleash when he was cornered?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:55:02 2015 No.13819198 File: 1.17 MB, 1400x1700, Water Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819188 The idea of an Elf-Wight? Of course it is, since I didn't come up with it after all. >>13819191 >I figured one of them was you What gave it away?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:57:08 2015 No.13819199

>>13819191
Once upon a time I wanted to write my own Shadow or Mordor P'Orc edition storyline, where the Elf Ghost would have secretly had her body as a Zombie hiding in some cave, and when the Ghost and Ranger would have reached their maximum power she'd have dumped him and returned to her body to become a super-powerful Wight.
Then he'd have climbed out of the underworld by his own strength, with a vengeance, hell-bent on revenge-rape.
>>13819198
Well it is a wonderful idea!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:58:23 2015 No.13819203 File: 203 KB, 850x603, Sample-34b7014abe30fb00ed6f4c2dff4265fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819196 Yes, but all monsters know that precocious child-heroes love bad girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:59:40 2015 No.13819205 >>13819199 >Well it is a wonderful idea! Then stop telling me and telling it to the guy who came up with the original idea in the first place. All I did was absorb it like an aMOEba.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:00:46 2015 No.13819208 >>13819203 That's just because they think that they can change her! >>13819205 >the guy who came up with the original idea Who dat tho?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:01:46 2015 No.13819209 >>13818985 >>13819020 >>13819106 Is Sandworms some kind of Vore thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:01:57 2015 No.13819210 >>13819198 >What gave it away? You're one of few people in the thread who would still be awake at 2a Western Time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:02:36 2015 No.13819211 >>13819209 No.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:03:23 2015 No.13819216
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>>13819208
>Who dat tho?
I don't know, he'll pop up eventually. I should go back to thinking up ideas, it's been a grand while since I actually WROTE anything.

>>13819210
I don't know, a few other writefags are up at this time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:05:46 2015 No.13819222 File: 269 KB, 893x653, 1432501725316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819216 >thinking up ideas Here's one: Jinko breeding program.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:07:23 2015 No.13819229 >>13819222 No. Snow Leopard or bust.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:11:34 2015 No.13819240 >>13819216 here's an idea babysitting Veronica

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:13:05 2015 No.13819242 >>13819229 Both need breeding, but I could go for either. Probably snow leopard because it's fluffier and kuudere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:13:07 2015 No.13819243 >>13819240 >babysitting Veronica My idea resulting in the spawning of that accursed thing in the first place, but I refuse to be a part of it. Do it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:13:54 2015 No.13819244 >>13819240 Babysitting Deruella.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:14:16 2015 No.13819246 >>13819243 >resulting Haha. Vodka induced typos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:14:41 2015 No.13819247 >>13819243 What's a Veronica?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:15:23 2015 No.13819249 >>13819247 Ask other writefags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:17:14 2015 No.13819255 >>13819249 I'm another writefag and I don't know, I'm asking you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:18:16 2015 No.13819256 >>13819249 I'm a writefag, and all Veronica reminds me of is Archie comics. GOD those were bland.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:18:55 2015 No.13819260

>>13819243
>accursed thing
That's just rude. She's just very advanced for her age.
And having a literal slut for a mother who would be okay with shapeshifting into her daughter's twin to entice a man didn't help her at all.

>>13819247
A blueberry succubus who is "very knowledgeable" despite being prepubescent and probably a virgin

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:19:29 2015 No.13819261
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>>13819255
A character that was spawned forth from a hypothetical babysitting scenario I once presented.
Things happened, ideas mutated, the Oni and Mantis were forgotten in favor of the lewd and sultry loli Succubus and her mum.
Or what >>13819260 said.

Now have a slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:20:19 2015 No.13819262 >>13819260 >>13819261 I see. >Oni and Mantis That reminds me of an Ogre and a Mantis who are friends with a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:20:51 2015 No.13819265 >>13819262 >That reminds me of an Ogre and a Mantis who are friends with a Dragon. From what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:21:50 2015 No.13819266 >>13819265 Rhea and Willis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:22:40 2015 No.13819269 >>13819266 Who? Something Alp did? I don't really read any writefag stories these days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:23:52 2015 No.13819272 >>13819269 Yes, something Alp did. >I don't really read any writefag stories these days Then nevermind about that one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:26:00 2015 No.13819279 >>13819272 Seems I guessed right. Rhea seems like something out of place and something he'd use.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:27:48 2015 No.13819283 >>13819279 >something out of place and something he'd use ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:29:39 2015 No.13819288 >>13819283 Uncommon name, either associated with a Titan or a flightless bird similar to a Emu. Emus are known for being smelly. Put 2 and 2 together, Super Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:31:10 2015 No.13819293 >>13819288 >Emus are known for being smelly I'll have you know Rhea uses her acid breath to wash off the stinks of bitches and whores off of the fuckboys she uses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:32:31 2015 No.13819298 File: 255 KB, 555x1169, Dragon girly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819293 >Acid breath So a black Dragon. Hello, Alpy boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:33:19 2015 No.13819301 >>13819298 Yes, we've been talking about the Dragon in Alp's story. Did you miss that part?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:34:48 2015 No.13819302 >>13819301 Most likely. I have been drinking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:36:39 2015 No.13819304 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Greetings fellow heterosexual human male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819302 Well now you know, and can relax. There are no Alps here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:38:34 2015 No.13819309 >>13819304 Other than the one obsessed with Junko, and turned her from Jinko Madao into some hobo sage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:39:22 2015 No.13819311 >>13819309 >hobo sage Is there something wrong with that then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:41:59 2015 No.13819314 >>13819304 I for one am glad we live in a thread that is completely Monster Girl free, and never have to worry about any girls possibly infiltrating our thread to spread Monster Propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:42:14 2015 No.13819315 >>13819311 Of course. Her being a hobo sage implies she is worth more than the glasses she wears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:43:04 2015 No.13819317 >>13819315 So she isn't? I mean, she's even got that bottle of vodka that never runs out because magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:45:48 2015 No.13819320 >>13819317 That's a legendary and sacred hobo treasure that has survived numerous bum rushes throughout the ages. It is among the three sacred treasures, alongside the infinite battery boombox and the set of clothing that never gets dirty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:47:06 2015 No.13819324 >>13819320 Well don't tell Alp about those or he'll turn the damn story into a quest for them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:49:33 2015 No.13819331 >>13819324 >Hobo Quest He wouldn't be able to fill in those shoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:50:18 2015 No.13819335 >>13819331 Exactly. So hush now. Speak not a word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:53:35 2015 No.13819343 >>13819335 He couldn't handle a story about Junko, One armed Apophis, Werekitten twins, and Jeff Goldblume going on a quest for the remaining artifacts. As if he would ever do a harrowing tale of friendship, strife, conflict, and bum fights.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:56:04 2015 No.13819351 >>13819343 >Jeff Goldblume Didn't love find a way

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:57:08 2015 No.13819356 >>13819343 Indeed, indeed. So just out of curiosity, what's this Jeff, uhh, Goldblume you, uhh, speak of?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:57:19 2015 No.13819357 >>13819351 Hobo Not-JG sure didn't, and Alp won't as well. He doesn't know how the homeless work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:58:17 2015 No.13819360 >>13819357 >how the homeless work They don't, they're bums.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:59:28 2015 No.13819362 >>13819360 But somehow they function. As if homeless MGs can survive off of pocket change and beer instead of spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:00:21 2015 No.13819364 >>13819362 The homeless survive solely on change. Didn't you watch Nigh of the Living Homeless?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:02:03 2015 No.13819371 >>13819364 I watched the second one. Did you remember the part where the two homeless Anubi dragged that kid into the box? Spooked the hell out of me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:02:58 2015 No.13819374 >>13819371 I was talking about an episode of South Park, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:05:29 2015 No.13819378 File: 108 KB, 1000x625, 0859ee744cdbcf7943fe01e1f6163caf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819374 I know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:06:01 2015 No.13819379 >>13819378 Which MG could clear the most homeless on a skateboard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:07:11 2015 No.13819382 >>13819379 A Werewolf or Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:08:09 2015 No.13819385 What would happen if I called a Monster Girl scary?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:17:18 2015 No.13819397 File: 270 KB, 1000x1000, 1437733038219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819385 "But I'm not scary, am I anon?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:20:21 2015 No.13819402 ooga booga where all da mermaids at

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:21:05 2015 No.13819405 >>13819208 >Who dat tho? what was the first instance of Elf-Wight, anyway? Was it the elf girl who was friends with mgk lich that died and had the lich bring her back? Or was there an earlier incarnation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:22:54 2015 No.13819409 File: 72 KB, 450x600, MGG at night.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819405 I assume it was MGK Lich. I may be wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:26:52 2015 No.13819416 >>13819409 Ah. Well there are two versions of that particular one I think. I think it's safe to say no one really 'owns' elf-wight, it's more a threadcanon thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:26:54 2015 No.13819417 >>13819402 Yo momma's house. . . . Wait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:27:57 2015 No.13819418 >>13819417 Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:29:07 2015 No.13819422 >>13819418 Yo momma so fat, she a supermodel!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:31:03 2015 No.13819425 File: 309 KB, 1920x1080, Elf Wight by Loen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819416 >Two versions You mean my version and yours? I see it as more than threadcanon, but that's just me. Not like I ever have any sway in anything, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:32:03 2015 No.13819428 >>13819378 This art looks familiar Isn't it the guy who does grimdark touhou doujins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:32:27 2015 No.13819430 >>13819425 I dunno. What's your version?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:33:59 2015 No.13819434 >>13819430 MGK Elf-Wight nee-san to the perpetually young Lich. What's yours?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:38:47 2015 No.13819442 >>13819434 The same, but I think we had different origin stories. Also mine's an actress.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:43:08 2015 No.13819454

>>13819442
Yeah, I think the origin stories are what really differ between them. Ah, if only Loen drew Elf-Wight and Lich as non chibi. Though, I'm not against that he did, since cute is always a welcome thing in my opinion.
>Actress
I think I remember that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:47:06 2015 No.13819461 >>13819454 >Loen drew Elf-Wight He's done elf wight looking sexy, at the least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:47:42 2015 No.13819464 File: 236 KB, 850x1133, 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819428 Grimdark touhou is the canon touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:49:53 2015 No.13819471 >>13819464 You are correct and also I would irrumate that Rumia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:51:30 2015 No.13819473 >>13819397 N-No of course not Cheesenugget!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:54:27 2015 No.13819478 >>13819385 Depends I guess, would you creampie her while you say it? Then she might get all flustered and confused.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:57:43 2015 No.13819485 >>13819478 I want a say it to a Monster Girl who's deeply in love with me and finally confesses! Like an Arachne or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:59:22 2015 No.13819488 >>13819485 She'd probably cry unless you give her the scary boner immediately afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 07:14:38 2015 No.13819512 >>13819488 She'd have to get through the Arachnaphobia first before getting to the boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 07:26:45 2015 No.13819531 File: 70 KB, 600x700, 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819397 Of course not, honey Come here, give me a hug

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 07:36:20 2015 No.13819556 So it looks like there's a thing. I don't know if there's a demo out yet though. The sprites are nice. http://zell999.blog.fc2.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 07:43:32 2015 No.13819571 Dolphin girl when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 07:54:38 2015 No.13819589 File: 666 KB, 811x1200, 1861951462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ded thred Post spooks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 07:55:36 2015 No.13819591 >you will never have a threesome with Yuuko and shadow Yuuko

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:04:14 2015 No.13819609 Will the reputation of Manticore or Oomukade ever be fixed, guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:05:23 2015 No.13819611 >>13819609 >>13819609 I like smelly cuddly Oomukades though!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:06:05 2015 No.13819613 >>13819611 No you don't, nobody does and I'm sorry it exists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:07:59 2015 No.13819615 >>13819613 Fuck off Alp, you're a beta faggot and you can't tell me what not to like. If I want to cuddle a smelly Oomukade and smell her stinky armpits and womanhood it's my God given right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:09:49 2015 No.13819617 File: 517 KB, 850x1200, 1394309642682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819589 Would you skullfuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:10:55 2015 No.13819618 >>13819615 But just the other day I had an anon argue convincingly how everybody hates it and that it needs to stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:11:38 2015 No.13819619 >>13819617 If it felt good for her, sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:12:39 2015 No.13819621 >>13819618 Not him, but you're convinced by anyonewho shits on your work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:13:32 2015 No.13819622 >>13819617 If she liked how it feels and can't damage her, sure. Why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:14:56 2015 No.13819626 >>13819621 But he was absolutely right about it. The whole thing isn't meant to permeate the entire species like this. It ruined the poor things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:16:17 2015 No.13819630 File: 948 KB, 500x250, 1837005cbb2b44cbff167a5013139dbe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819617 Sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:16:58 2015 No.13819634 >>13819626 The only thing ruining anything is you right now being a spineless little bitch. Shut the fuck up and get back to writing. That's the only thing you're good for, and you're not even good at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:18:10 2015 No.13819636 >>13819634 Not until I get the Yeti anatomy chart I asked for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:18:59 2015 No.13819637 >>13819636 You're not getting shit, now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:19:36 2015 No.13819640 >>13819626 That isn't your fault though. If your story is enough to shift the view of a certain species, blame that species lack of Oomukade content.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:20:55 2015 No.13819646 >>13819637 It exists and is adorable. What's the big deal? >>13819640 It still has to be remedied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:21:41 2015 No.13819649 File: 317 KB, 1000x1112, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help, I have a problem. I no longer think monoeyes are disgusting, I think they're cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:22:40 2015 No.13819654 >>13819649 Embrace your depravity.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:23:12 2015 No.13819659

>>13819646
The only thing that needs to be remedied is your nonsensical belief that your opinion is valued or wanted. You need to learn the concept of shutting the fuck up. No one wants to listen to you bitch about shit all the time, which is all you ever do in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:23:13 2015 No.13819661 >>13819649 You should try putting your penis inside one and see how it feels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:23:50 2015 No.13819664 >>13819646 >It still has to be remedied. Thats none of your business or responsibility though. If some one wants to change threadcanon, al lthey can do is write.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:26:33 2015 No.13819671 >>13819659 Except when people don't know I'm here. Now let's move on to those Manticores, since they didn't have anything to do with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:28:06 2015 No.13819675 >>13819671 Alp it's always so fucking obvious when you're here. Your typing style is easy to recognize because it's like your dialogue, in that no one actually talks like that. No one but you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:28:12 2015 No.13819676 Your Tanuki daughteru is a delinquent! What are you going to do about it? How are you going to fix this guy's kitchen? http://youtu.be/0DfGf4M3QZo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:29:48 2015 No.13819682 >>13819617 Only if it doesn't hurt her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:30:29 2015 No.13819685 >>13819675 Right, except when you don't recognise it. Which happens a lot. >>13819676 Naturally my delinquent daughteru was wearing a mask and he couldn't recognise her. Because I'd raise her to be a master of disguise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:33:32 2015 No.13819687 >>13819676 I don't understand why he wouldn't just stab that fucking raccoon as soon as it pops its head out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:34:17 2015 No.13819690 >>13819685 Alp you're a faggot who's even worse than Bob and NegaWalker combined. Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:36:04 2015 No.13819691 >>13819676 Gas the kike

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:36:12 2015 No.13819693 >>13819690 You could have stopped this already. Why do you continue to shit the thread up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:37:42 2015 No.13819697 >>13819690 Careful, anon. You're an ounce of mamono mana from making your own salt golem. What are you gonna do when she comes to life and starts licking your tears?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:41:13 2015 No.13819701 File: 168 KB, 982x1080, 1437172107155.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819649 Good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:44:30 2015 No.13819707 >>13819697 But that's the plan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:45:19 2015 No.13819708 File: 195 KB, 800x614, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819701 This isn't good at all! What if it gets to the point where I'd like to hold one of their hands?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:45:33 2015 No.13819709 >>13819707 It's an awful plan, as awful as telling Alp about the Hobo treasures. So let's keep quiet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:46:20 2015 No.13819712 >>13819707 B-but she'll apply ointment to alleviate your butt blast, and sit in your lap and cuddle you, blocking the screen when you're trying to shitpost!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:46:22 2015 No.13819713 >>13819709 But a Salt Golem girl would at least understand my emotional problems and insecurities and I can cuddle her. What's bad about that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:47:41 2015 No.13819717 >>13819709 I shall never reveal the Hobo secret.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:48:53 2015 No.13819722 >>13819717 Good, good. Wouldn't want them to be ruined, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:49:07 2015 No.13819724 >>13819676 Tell her that her mother and I are very disappointed in her and warn her that if she keeps this up then I'll take matters into my own hands. Can't be a delinquent if your too big to run.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:49:15 2015 No.13819725 I want to call a Hellhound a Stinky Smelly Dog that smells like Sulfur! Even as she tries to rape me in retaliation I want to say she's Stinky Smelly Sulfur Dog!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:49:47 2015 No.13819726 >>13819713 She'd make you cry every day to replenish the salt she loses from moisture in the air. She'd whisper you really depressing stories at bedtime and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:50:16 2015 No.13819729 >>13819713 If I was under a ton of stress from an abusive family, would my Lizardgirl Waifu let me suffer or beat the shit out of them? What if she was technically my maid, and had a large supply of magitech?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:51:29 2015 No.13819732 File: 166 KB, 600x1000, 1437170210976.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819708 It would be even better

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:56:49 2015 No.13819741

>>13819729
Adding to this, what MG would be best at dismantling a family of criminals and liars with frightening efficiency? The kind of stuff Frank Underwood pulled trying to screw over the president, but extended to cover five or seven different people living in two states?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:58:31 2015 No.13819746 >>13819741 That sounds oddly specific.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 08:58:53 2015 No.13819748
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>>13819649
Did you go to that Eye Doctor and say something stupid to her Frank?

Would you insult your doctor if they were Jewish or crippled with a cane? No! SO WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO A MG!

Ugh now we're going to have to visit another Doctor so she can rearrange that peanut you call a brain. Don't say anything stupid about her either or else you'll wind up dating tentacles and shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:01:22 2015 No.13819753 >>13819748 Can I end up dating eye-stalks maybe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:04:08 2015 No.13819758 >>13819753 ...God damn it Frank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:05:54 2015 No.13819765 File: 398 KB, 526x1200, 48114240_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are wolfgirls so best?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:05:56 2015 No.13819766 >>13819748 >not insulting and purging kikes Faggot pls

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:06:43 2015 No.13819767

>>13819746
It is oddly specific, because one of the things I really like about Monstergirls is that don't let their husbands take shit. Living with said abusive family who /pol/ would call crazy, I wanted to know who would be the best at taking this situation apart.As an example of too crazy for /pol/, the fear of a foreign government sponsored Latino invasion of Napa Valley resulting in toilet paper becoming a valuable barter currency.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:08:45 2015 No.13819772 >>13819758 Who is Frank and what does he do? >>13819767 I think you might want to tell your future spouse you were orphaned in a car accident.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:09:46 2015 No.13819773 >>13819765 Muscle pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:13:28 2015 No.13819780 >>13819772 That's already crossed my mind. Another fun thing they think: Literally every government office has a survallience program with hellfire missile drones, and they're being tracked by the FDA for trying to steal high quality meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:14:10 2015 No.13819784 >>13819531 abandoned by disney abandoned by god

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:15:30 2015 No.13819785

>>13819780
See, this is the kind of thing that got my brother out of serving in the military.
Anyway, let's forget about it and talk instead of what fun hijinks a group of bored and lusty monks could get up to, like summoning Succubi and Imps into their monastery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:19:57 2015 No.13819791 >>13819785 They could be male Tsunderes! H-heretic monstergirl! It's not like this erection is for you or anything!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:20:02 2015 No.13819792 >>13819785 Because Irina a slut

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:22:18 2015 No.13819797 >>13819791 Fucking a demon cannot be a sin, because she came from Hell, and therefore any seed put into her is by proxy also sent to Hell along with the sin of fornication, and therefore nothing bad happens!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:25:43 2015 No.13819801 >>13819797 Your logic is sound! Time to fuck some demons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:26:58 2015 No.13819802 >>13819797 What about the mess of demon juices she leaves over your robes, bed posts and crotch though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:27:04 2015 No.13819803 >>13819801 It is God's will that we do so! Amen!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:30:21 2015 No.13819807 >>13819802 Whenever I've fucked a demon they've licked me clean afterwards. If they get lazy about it, trade them sex so they'll clean up their sinful juices.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:33:48 2015 No.13819812

>>13819807
What do you do the night after the giant summoning orgy, when the girl you chose pops up again as you're doing sweeping the floors for the monastery, poking her head over a windowsill in a cute dress, blushing and asks you to read her one of your scriptures?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:35:20 2015 No.13819816 File: 935 KB, 1488x1217, 1432412828241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a massive Muskox girl with fluffy bed hair to cuddlerape me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:37:07 2015 No.13819819 >>13819812 Stash her somewhere to avoid getting caught by the abbott. He only likes little boys and is immune to the charms of Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:37:12 2015 No.13819820 >>13819816 She'd be smellier than an Oomukade. They're called Musk Oxes for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:38:19 2015 No.13819822 You're driving with your waifu and daughteru to go on vacation, and your daughteru insists on playing nothing but awful Top 40 pop songs as road trip music! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:38:42 2015 No.13819824 >>13819819 Do you let her give you a lap pillow as you hold the holy book up for the two of you to read, her fingers stroking your hair, her tail wrapping around your leg?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:39:46 2015 No.13819829

>>13819812
I would tell her I'll show her one of mine if she shows me hers. Her dress would be complimented too. I would be extremely happy I decided to visit a monastery on the day they summoned a bunch of monsters, and would hope they don't care if I'm actually not a monk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:40:05 2015 No.13819830 >>13819820 >Not wanting to go insane from the smell of sex emanating from your cuddler You'd go vagcrazy and start mindlessly humping her between the thighs with your involuntary erection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:40:14 2015 No.13819831 >>13819820 Notto thisu shitto agen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:41:46 2015 No.13819834 >>13819824 Indeed I do, brother. >>13819822 Put on headphones and listen to something on my own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:42:15 2015 No.13819837 >>13819822 I think a teenage Anubis listening to pop while we drive is adorable, and some of that stuff isn't Beiber tier anyway. When we have time I try to get her into other stuff too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:42:25 2015 No.13819838 >>13819822 I'm crashing this car.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:45:25 2015 No.13819844 >>13819838 WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:45:41 2015 No.13819845 >>13819838 With three survivors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:46:37 2015 No.13819846 >>13819822 I calmly suggest that we take turns picking one or two songs each and immediately regret it when my waifu starts playing 15-minute long orchestral suites just to fuck with me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:47:12 2015 No.13819848 >>13819846 But what if what she picks is actually good?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:47:48 2015 No.13819849

>>13819829
>You'll never have bro-tier monks slip you and your demon gf out to the ancient, nearly abandoned tower full of ancient scriptures, and read together
>You'll never nearly shit yourself when the ancient head monk finds the two of you
>He'll never just grumble about kids these days, and drop a candle, as he leaves, as it's getting dark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:48:49 2015 No.13819852 >>13819848 I love orchestral stuff and movie soundtracks, but not for long-term periods. Also considering how most of the stuff I listen to is 5 minutes or other, she's probably just picking really long songs so that I have to wait to play my music.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:50:13 2015 No.13819855 >>13819852 I'll just use my turns to put on songs from Shoggoth On the Roof.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:52:04 2015 No.13819857 >>13819855 If my Daughteru wasn't in the car, I would play Touch Fluffy Tail repeatedly as revenge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:52:51 2015 No.13819859 >>13819846 retaliate with Death Grips

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:53:45 2015 No.13819863 >>13819846 Play some dream theater.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:54:28 2015 No.13819865

>>13819849
We would have to spend the night there if it got too dark! A human man and a monstergirl alone with only one candle to brighten the darkness. We could totally get back, but this is an excuse to snuggle and be close to each other without anyone seeing us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:57:42 2015 No.13819870 >>13819865 How do you react when the smell of freshly baked pie wafts over from the open window, left there for the two of you to enjoy, o you don't get hungry, left countless stories high, large demonic wings disappearing in the distance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:59:09 2015 No.13819871 >>13819857 >Not playing Touch Fluffy Tail anyways and teaching her all the lyrics >Not introducing your daughteru to the glory of Ashcorp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:01:01 2015 No.13819876 >>13819865 >>13819870 So this whole idea seems to have caught on. Someone write about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:01:39 2015 No.13819877 >>13819870 I thank Lilim-chan for being a good wingwoman, metaphorically and literally. Then we eat the pie together and make out to taste it on each other. We can be really loud out here! No one can hear us.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:03:43 2015 No.13819880

Man, you'll never have some fucking bro tier monks and demons out in the country trying to hook you and your demon GF up, cuz there's nothing else to do out in the country, they're free from the biases of the city, and just wanna see young love blossom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:04:19 2015 No.13819883 >>13819871 If you're a MG teenager, hearing your dad play a song about sex repeatedly would be creepy. Ashcorp is really good though. My Waifu and I would sing parts of his stuff together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:05:51 2015 No.13819886 >>13819883 So play Ashcorp's non-sexual songs, though there may be few! What young girl doesn't want to hear a song talking about looking for the right person to spend your life with, as told through fast food puns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:06:52 2015 No.13819888 >>13819857 If your waifu is from the Dragon family, you could always play DragonForce just to tease her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:09:26 2015 No.13819897 >>13819888 Could I also play Dragon Slayer by Ninja Sex Party, or would she make me pull the car over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:10:26 2015 No.13819901 >>13819886 You're right! I'm not ready for a daughteru yet! These are decisions I need to think about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:10:47 2015 No.13819902 >>13819897 >she makes you stop playing your music when you play the Dragon Tales theme song

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:13:09 2015 No.13819907 >>13819822 I tell my daughteru that she will listen to my audiobooks and she will like it. "12 Angry Men" is fucking art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:14:42 2015 No.13819913 >>13819907 >your mindflayer daughteru brought her own audiobooks >you spend the entire ride listening to the complete works of H.P. Lovecraft >about halfway in you start to think your daughteru might have a crush on Yog-Sothoth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:16:28 2015 No.13819915 >>13819902 I have the entire soundtrack on iTunes. She's going to get bullied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:16:56 2015 No.13819916 >>13819913 Does that mean there's a chance my twin grandchildren will bring horror to New England?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:20:21 2015 No.13819923 File: 83 KB, 469x469, 1437747621788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819915 "Sweetie, how about we listen to an audiobook?" "YES, FINE, ANYTHING TO STOP YOUR INSUFFERABLE DRAGON JOKES" >yfw it's Eragon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:21:24 2015 No.13819927 >>13819923 But that would be awful for me as well, not worth it. Let's listen to Dragonlance instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:21:51 2015 No.13819930 >>13819913 Glad to know my daughteru has good tastes in Authors. That's when I educate her about how Lovecraft was completely right about his xenophobic beliefs as I tell her a horror story called Sweden Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:22:26 2015 No.13819931 >>13819927 Or The Hobbit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:24:54 2015 No.13819935 >>13819930 >after listening to Lovecraft audiobooks, she insists on watching Haiyore! Nyaruko-san

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:25:10 2015 No.13819938 >>13819930 Lovecraft also wrote an essay on how cats were superior to dogs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:26:12 2015 No.13819942 >>13819935 I've never bothered with it, is it as bad as I think it is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:27:22 2015 No.13819945 >>13819923 CAN WE PLEASE LISTEN TO SOMETHING BETTER. Is George R. R. Martin good? Then you play A Dance of Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:27:54 2015 No.13819946 >>13819942 It's stupid at times, but all in all, it's a cute, often funny slice of life romantic comedy that enjoys referencing Lovecraft and Kamen Rider as much as it can. Also almost every single ED in the entire series is cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:28:01 2015 No.13819948 File: 1.06 MB, 2000x881, 36920184_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:28:14 2015 No.13819949 >>13819942 The MC is a complete faggot and ruins the show.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:28:29 2015 No.13819950

>>13819938
>Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.
This reads like a shillpost, but for cats. Not that he's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:29:20 2015 No.13819955 >>13819913 >Yog-Sothoth M O N S T E R B O Y O Y

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:30:31 2015 No.13819959 >>13819946 I'm not as big of a fan of cute girls doing cute things as my presence in this thread might suggest. >>13819950 It has been suggested before that Lovecraft would shitpost on 4chan if he were alive today. >>13819955 Not a monster, a god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:31:56 2015 No.13819963 >>13819950 >human beings, negores Oh you rascal. Also shittalking Jews when you're married to one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:35:08 2015 No.13819970 >>13819959 >It has been suggested before that Lovecraft would shitpost on 4chan if he were alive today. /pol/ would be his home board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:35:40 2015 No.13819973 >>13819970 /pol/ and /x/, and maybe /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:38:49 2015 No.13819981 >you will never have a yeti snuggle you on a cold day because you live in miami why live

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:38:56 2015 No.13819982 File: 147 KB, 700x1000, 1369934010340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819950

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:39:22 2015 No.13819985 File: 344 KB, 1000x1000, 123485443534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goblins!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:39:40 2015 No.13819986 >>13819970 >>13819973 Robert E. Howard would be trailing after him everywhere, too. >>13819981 Because you can move out of Miami.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:41:48 2015 No.13819989 >>13819982 This is ooooold. And as someone who has both cats and a dog, it's true. >>13819985 Encourager please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:45:30 2015 No.13819996 >>13819985 Breeding contractor! Breeding contractor!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:51:35 2015 No.13820007 >>13819816 Nice boats, I'd give them some escorts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:54:12 2015 No.13820014 >>13819985 Deepwood and Contractor look nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:55:18 2015 No.13820017 File: 490 KB, 2204x1815, This fairy can kick your ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you handle a larger fairy who can kick your ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:56:01 2015 No.13820019 >>13820017 You call her a fairy, but she obviously has lion pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:58:18 2015 No.13820027 >>13819888 >Implying songs about fighting dragons doesn't make her go all chuuni

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:59:09 2015 No.13820031 It's your birthday, and your cyclops waifu and her dwarf friend have agreed to forge you a replica of any weapon from any video game, anime, book, or whatever! What do you ask them to make?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:00:58 2015 No.13820035 >>13820031 The Dragon Slayer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:01:55 2015 No.13820038 >>13820031 Either the Scissor Blade from KlK or the Transistor from... well, Transistor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:02:27 2015 No.13820041 >>13820031 Ea. I could use it on Energy-Saver Mode in my blender.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:03:02 2015 No.13820043 >>13820031 Shining Trapezohedron from Demonbane

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:03:56 2015 No.13820048 File: 100 KB, 1280x720, BOOSTO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820031 Does this count as a weapon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:04:22 2015 No.13820049 File: 94 KB, 850x950, The more you struggle, the more fun it is to watch!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820019 She's a fairy with lion pussy. ...Fairy Lion Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:04:32 2015 No.13820050 >>13819950 >human beings, negroes top kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:04:34 2015 No.13820051 >>13820031 Rebellion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:08:53 2015 No.13820065 >>13820031 I don't have a Cylops waifu, so I make the dwarf cream herself by asking for a Dainsleif replica, and fuck her over the forge as she works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:22:34 2015 No.13820095 >>13820031 the Zamtreacherous Maw from MH4U

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:23:45 2015 No.13820098 >>13820031 Ken-samas legendary cursed katana

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:27:22 2015 No.13820102 File: 43 KB, 594x198, would buy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:36:12 2015 No.13820124 >>13820102 I want to have a Hol Calf who moos a bunch and give her hugs and kisses because she is a cute mooer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:41:34 2015 No.13820134 >>13820124 She'd also be an oppai loli because holst.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:41:57 2015 No.13820135 >>13820031 Gungnir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:43:45 2015 No.13820140 >>13820134 That just makes hugging her feel softer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:44:45 2015 No.13820144 >>13820135 The Final Fantasy Weapon or the Actual Norse Spear that Never Misses?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:45:28 2015 No.13820148 >>13820140 Soft daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:47:23 2015 No.13820151 >>13820148 Give her soft spots raspberries! Watch her giggle!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:48:38 2015 No.13820154 >>13820144 The one from Norse mythology.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:48:43 2015 No.13820155 File: 1.11 MB, 794x992, kind.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820135 The raildex gungnir was pretty fucking sweet looking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:49:27 2015 No.13820157 >>13820151 She's going to milk if you do that Anon, girl's going to be embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:52:06 2015 No.13820162 >>13820157 But embarrassing the daughteru is a dad's primary responsibility!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:55:39 2015 No.13820170 >>13819948 Are these designs for an anime or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:55:49 2015 No.13820171 >>13820017 >Larger but she's still fairy size. Did you even play Napishtim or 7?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:56:39 2015 No.13820174

It's playtime at kindergarten Anon and you and your friends are going to free the sandbox from the control of the fearsome Stacy the pharaoh and her minions Anna the anubis and Sandy the Sandworm!

Will you and your childhood friends succeed and be able to build your sand castle or will you be sent to time out for the day!?

Roll your Warrior who wields the stick of justice and teddy of protection! (First Result)

Your mage who has a cloak made from the towel of "I'm Smarter than you!" (Second Result)

And the rogue of sneaking and archery! (She has beanbags) (Third Result)

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:57:11 2015 No.13820175 >>13817936 Heh, well played.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:58:20 2015 No.13820180 >>13820162 Not when she's a loli! Are you still going to do this when she's older?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:59:47 2015 No.13820183 >>13820180 A daughteru is never too old or too young to be embarrassed by her dad!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:00:36 2015 No.13820184 >>13820174 Kikimora Warrior! Will-o-the-Wisp mage! Nightmare Rogue! ... Pretty sure I'm fucked. At least they'd be fun to be in time out with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:01:45 2015 No.13820187 >>13820174 >Chief God No, thanks. Can't invite such a cunt to come play. >Charybdis >Mimic >Kakuen Well, the second two work pretty well. Sounds really fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:04:19 2015 No.13820193 >>13818709 >>13815992

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:04:34 2015 No.13820196 >>13820187 >Loli chief god sitting with her teddy and stick, pouting as you all go off on an advenuture >She just wanted to play too.... No wonder he gets so mad at you in her later years

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:05:28 2015 No.13820201 >>13820174 Goblin warrior! Beelzebub mage! Doppelganger rogue! Damn, I got lucky. The only one who might not be skilled enough is the Beelzebub mage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:06:11 2015 No.13820204 >>13820174 >Warrior Ryu >Dark Valkyrie Mage >Thieving Scylla I think we may need a few cast changes on this.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:07:15 2015 No.13820207

>>13820187
>Loli chief god sitting with her teddy and stick, pouting with tears in her eyes as you all go off on an advenuture
>She just wanted to play too....
>She'd even have shared cookies.

No wonder she gets so mad at you in her later years, she just wanted to play with you and you chose the monsters over her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:07:20 2015 No.13820208 >>13820196 And now I feel bad for turning down that Leviathan succubus from high school. I'll make it up to her later, in private.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:09:49 2015 No.13820213 File: 164 KB, 700x652, 1433818761441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820174 >Warrior Kakuen Big fat loli butt in cardboard armor, I can dig it. >Mage Ryu It's alright I guess. >Rogue Cancer I fail to see how she can do stealthy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:11:28 2015 No.13820219 >>13819203 goatse.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:11:45 2015 No.13820221 >>13820174 >Warrior Doppelganger >Mage Mimic >Rogue Will-o-wisp hmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:11:53 2015 No.13820222 >>13820174 >P'Orc Warrior >Ignis Mage >Thunderbird Rogue not bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:12:32 2015 No.13820224 >>13820207 Her fault for not being willing to accept everyone. She can wallow in her tears and self-pity until she loves everyone and can not be such a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:13:02 2015 No.13820229 >>13819378 From the thumbnail, I thought it was batman holding that head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:14:04 2015 No.13820230 >>13820224 Maybe this would've been the moment! She'd have teamed up with you and the monsters to beat the other monsters and bonded over cookies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:15:19 2015 No.13820232 >>13820174 Arachne Silk Warrior! Prisoner Fruit Mage! Jinko thief! I'm gonna have so many beautiful adventures with them!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:15:25 2015 No.13820234 >>13820229 "DAMN YOU, JOKER! USING INNOCENT MONSTER GIRLS IN YOUR SICK PLANS!" "Um, Mr. Batman? My head is supposed to come off. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Just put me back on my neck."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:16:49 2015 No.13820242 >>13819609 >manticores Wut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:17:03 2015 No.13820243 >>13820232 You know the jinko's there out of pity right? >Why's Anon talking to a piece of fruit and some cloth? >I think I'll go play with him so he isn't so lonely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:19:02 2015 No.13820248 >>13820174 >Alp >Sylph >Chimaera I think I'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:19:49 2015 No.13820253 >>13820243 "Anon, the Jinko are a proud and mighty race of warriors! Can't I play the warrior?" "No, this piece of cloth is our warrior. You can be our rogue."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:21:13 2015 No.13820259 >>13820230 Doubtful. Possible, but doubtful. Anyways, I took the original roll as the actual chief god, not a loli version, or I might have taken it.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:23:16 2015 No.13820263

>>13820253
>"Now hush, rogue! Your forte is silence! We are upon the precipice of the enemies dungeon! Look! Below!"
>He turns to the fruit,
>"The floor swarms with filth. Mage! Cast large scale magic, sweep clear the vile refuse!" Anon throws his arm out in a grand gesture.
>There is a long awkward silence in which the jinko shuffles nervously.
>Anon turns to her, his eyes hollow and lifeless
>"Hey. Look. See? Isn't she such a great mage?"
>"Y-yeah..."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:23:28 2015 No.13820264 >>13820031 Dual Crissaegrim

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:23:39 2015 No.13820265 >>13820253 >"O-Ok, I'm Tanya by the wa-" >No! Now you are lady nightshade! >"W-what?" >It's your adventuring name! Now you, me, Chuck and Wisdom can take back the sandbox! >"C-chuck? W-Wisdom?" >Yeah! our allies of justice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:25:31 2015 No.13820272 >>13820243 This sound like the beginning of a long tale about love, friendship and overcoming difficulties and each other's problems together

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:26:55 2015 No.13820275 >>13820234 I want to to see this with Batman and a troll/wight/holst

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:28:09 2015 No.13820277 File: 172 KB, 480x450, 1374515597231.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820275 Huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:32:14 2015 No.13820291 >>13820272 The adventure of a jinko who has to make do with a chuni Anon's fantasies? I could read it. especially when she finds out that he's not crazy and there really is a legion of darkness out there that he, and only he, can beat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:53:00 2015 No.13820335 I want to watch my Lamia/Ryu/Weyven wife be overprotective of our unhatched daughteru, showing her affection for it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:59:07 2015 No.13820346 File: 211 KB, 800x600, 1405956691232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820335 Not quite overprotective, but affectionate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:02:46 2015 No.13820358 >>13820346 >"And then Chrono went back in time and recruited the frog man!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:04:43 2015 No.13820359 What's the best NEET monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:06:13 2015 No.13820361 >>13820359 Ryu! She' got all those shrine maidens to take care of her! She'll be the softest NEET in the land!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:09:28 2015 No.13820366 >>13820265 Goddamn it, now I have to go watch Venture Bros again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:12:10 2015 No.13820371 >>13820359 Devil

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:12:25 2015 No.13820373 >>13820359 Pandas. They're lazy game lovers. They're practically designed to be NEETs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:13:13 2015 No.13820375 >>13820359 Gazer, Oomukade, Crow Tengu, Monoeye.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:15:32 2015 No.13820384

>>13820361
>Come on mi'lady, don't you want to go outside? It's a bright, sunny day!
>"Nope, can't watch my anime if I'm out there, gotta see this shit to let those nerds know how wrong they are."
>W-well, what about finding a husband so you can do the rain ritual? I'm sure you could get a taker or two.
>"Eh, real boys are too much trouble, none of them really get Anime or games. Besides, mom and sis can take care of that."
>W-what about your friend Anon? Doesn't he watch them too?
>NEET Ryu grumbles noncommittally, while she plays Unreal University and has her idealized PC try to romance one of said Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:16:56 2015 No.13820392 >>13820366 You say that like its a bad thing. >MFW No giant, Swedish jinko to be my bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:18:52 2015 No.13820401 >>13820361 >>13820384 Would she fight with the other dragon neets, like vanilla and jabberwock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:20:02 2015 No.13820403 >>13820359 I could see a Kejourou lazing around her place, bringing a pizza to her mouth to eat with her hair while she continues to concentrate on a videogame she's really into.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:20:17 2015 No.13820404 File: 61 KB, 1111x397, dragon cc arr-m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820361 Something like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:24:16 2015 No.13820417 >>13820401 Too much work, they'll just shitpost each other and snack on delivered pizza. >>13820404 Pretty much except she has a bunch of servants do things for her so she never really needs to stand up and get things. Would still romance though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:24:20 2015 No.13820418 I'm thinking about making a monstergirl cardcast deck that isn't total shit. Suggestions for Black Cards? I might run a game of Cards against humanity later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:39:13 2015 No.13820455 >>13820404 I'd become a pudgy Ryu's personal daiki as she watches her shows and plays vidya in nothing but her dorito and an old Detroit Lions jersey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:47:59 2015 No.13820472 >>13820174 >Cupid warrior >Jinko not an option reroll >Goblin Mage >Elf Archer Well I've got two archers, possibly three for ranged since the goblin might have snuck some Roman candles and firecrackers onto the playground! We're gonna make them cry!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:48:36 2015 No.13820474 >>13820031 Ebony and Ivory

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:49:59 2015 No.13820475 >>13820472 >Cupid's teddy bear has a matching beret on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:54:57 2015 No.13820486 >>13820031 Garo's sword.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:56:01 2015 No.13820487 >>13820475 Hnnng

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:02:16 2015 No.13820498

>>13820359
>NEET Wight
>Has all the money and influence she needs
>Chooses to lock herself away in her room for days on end
>Only comes out to collect her merchandise packages
>Every time she comes out to collect them she's surrounded by worried maids
>They attempt to convince her to change out of her tracksuit and frantically brush her hair
>Eventually the head maid takes it into her own hands and kidnaps some poor anon, leaving him tied and naked in front of the room of her mistress
>"Mistress there's a package for you"
>She opens the door, quickly noticing anon she slams the door shut in panic
>If her lungs were still working she would probably be hyperventilating

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:04:48 2015 No.13820503 File: 414 KB, 1087x665, 1402950451-hawkmoon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820031 If they can do firearms, I'd want a Hawkmoon. It's just a good-looking handgun. If not, than I'll take a charge blade. Literally any charge blade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:05:41 2015 No.13820506 >>13820498 >Wight opens the door, peeking through, her red eyes shining. >Anon whispers "Help Me" >Wight whimpers and shuts the door.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:06:27 2015 No.13820507

>friday night
>you and your waifu have ordered a pizza and are sitting down to watch a movie
>she looks at you with a barely-contained grin on her face
"Pffft... hey, Anon, can we watch my... *snicker* favorite movie ever?"
>she pulls out Tommy Wiseau's magnum opus, The Room
>wat do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:07:12 2015 No.13820509 >>13820507 I've never seen it so I'm game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:07:51 2015 No.13820511 File: 372 KB, 1000x883, 1391774745429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820507 You're on, faggot cat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:08:28 2015 No.13820512 >>13820507 I'll watch it if she wants to riff on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:08:42 2015 No.13820514 >>13820509 Anon, it's one of those movies that's so shitty it loops all the way back around to being gloriously hilarious. Give it a watch if you ever have the time, but make sure you have some friends over to mock it with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:09:31 2015 No.13820515 >>13820514 Will do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:10:44 2015 No.13820519 >>13820507 'Sure, but only if we get to cuddle and watch the whole thing together.' I'm no fool. If I have to suffer, I'm making sure she suffers with me. The look on her face when I agree to that would be priceless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:11:55 2015 No.13820523 >>13820507 >>wat do dont touch me madderfaker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:12:51 2015 No.13820527 >>13820519 >she steals the remote and rewinds the scene with Tommy Wiseau's ass several times, forcing you to take in the glory of pasty european butt

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:13:39 2015 No.13820528

>>13820498
>>13820506
>She works up the courage to bring him into her room
>She hasn't got the confidence to do anything else and leaves him tied up while she watches anime
>She's so nervous she could die again
>Anon finally speaks up
>"Hey I know this show"
>Her eyes light up with excitement
>"R-really?!"
>Before he can respond she's cuddling him like a daki while watching it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:15:00 2015 No.13820534 >>13820514 Yeah, you can't watch it alone, you'll turn it off 10 minutes in. Get 3 or 4 friends over, keep the snacks rolling and get ready to have fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:17:34 2015 No.13820544 >>13820527 I watch porn, I acted throughout school, and I wrestled. Seeing another dude's ass is not an issue for me. She's gonna have to try harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:19:08 2015 No.13820549 >>13820528 Shit, that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:19:25 2015 No.13820550 >>13820544 Alps please leave you are not welcome in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:20:03 2015 No.13820555 File: 93 KB, 1351x966, 1437762003686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820544 But anon, pic related is the guy who the ass belongs to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:20:40 2015 No.13820557 >>13820550 Not him, but ass is ass man. I've seen it before I'll see it again. Ain't no big deal. My dick don't jump at everything, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:21:40 2015 No.13820560 >>13820550 Being unfazed by a guy's butt and wanting to suck dick are two completely seperate things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:22:01 2015 No.13820562 >>13820557 Not to mention every single porno camera man likes to zoom in on the guy's ass for some fucking reason I'll never know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:22:42 2015 No.13820564 >>13820562 I don't watch western porn, but I get what you mean.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:24:17 2015 No.13820568

>>13820512
>a few weeks later, calling your monster girl friends over and watching shitty movies with them is a regular weekend thing
>this week you invited your harpy friend over to watch Birdemic
>next week you plan to let your daughteru watch Foodfight! with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:25:07 2015 No.13820572 Who wants to play some cards against humanity? Game's right here: http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=77 Password is: sabbath a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:25:24 2015 No.13820573 >>13820555 Every time she puts me through it is another time she has to go through it, too. How long can her resolve last?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:27:17 2015 No.13820582 >>13818579 good fuck that shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:28:44 2015 No.13820590 >>13818370 nah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:32:53 2015 No.13820607 It's time for Thanksgiving dinner with your family, and your monster GF is coming with you! How does your family react upon meeting her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:34:27 2015 No.13820612 >>13820607 They'd just be happy I'm dating someone. My family have always been dog people, so I doubt they'd mind my hellhound GF.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:35:34 2015 No.13820623 >>13817641 Mantis in a kamen rider-like outfit Kejourou in full plate, with her hair disguised as the cloak she wears. Lava golem with heat radiating from the armor and glowlines everywhere STEEL SANDWORM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:36:09 2015 No.13820627 >>13820607 >Thanksgiving Why would I celebrate burger holidays?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:36:46 2015 No.13820631 >>13820607 I think they would just be happy I had someone who makes me happy. Who knows though. Not that any of them would really have any room to say something, even if she an undead who barely reacts to anything they say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:37:32 2015 No.13820633 >>13820627 Or Christmas, or whatever holiday you spend with your family in whatever country you're from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:38:20 2015 No.13820638 >>13820633 >spend with your family Ok, now you've gone full fiction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:40:11 2015 No.13820646 >>13817641 Moth-chan in T14 Castanic Cloth armor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:41:21 2015 No.13820649 >>13817641 Wight in fluted armor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:50:30 2015 No.13820671 >>13820607 >So uhhhh tentacles? When are we gonna get grandkids?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:51:30 2015 No.13820673 >>13820607 Ask how he can eat without thumbs, and if she's okay with eating a turkey because she's a harpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:53:49 2015 No.13820680 >>13820673 My great-grandfather actually used to own a parrot who ate turkey on thanksgiving, I shit you not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:53:59 2015 No.13820681 >>13820607 I imagine the first question being HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT THING

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:55:34 2015 No.13820687 >>13820680 Well parrots have no idea of what cannibalism is, so it was just happy to get fed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:58:44 2015 No.13820700 >>13820687 From the stories my dad tells me, that parrot was a huge asshole. It would bite you if you tried to say hi, curse people out, and also liked to eat peanut M&Ms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:04:12 2015 No.13820727 >>13820174 >Hobgoblin warrior Totally works >Wurm mage Smarter then me, eh? >Doppelganger rogue Master of infiltration!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:10:29 2015 No.13820754 >>13820607 >Get Nekomata girl friend >Entire family loves cats >Biggest question is why she has two tails Feels good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:11:22 2015 No.13820757 >>13820174 >Demon Lord warrior >Sea Slime mage >Druella rogue gg no re

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:12:20 2015 No.13820762 >>13820727 Yeah! What else would the cloak do? >Ask her what happens if you wear one while she wears one >You can actually watch her mind seize up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:15:10 2015 No.13820771 >>13820174 >Succubus warrior >Red Oni mage >Alraune rogue I don't have the heart to tell them to change classes, and run with it regardless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:15:38 2015 No.13820772 >>13820174 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random >Barometz >Holstaur >Nereid We're probably hosed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:21:07 2015 No.13820784 >>13820359 Alp, she'll be your best brosis especially after she hits Stage 3, and worst case scenario you can browbeat her into pulling her weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:22:30 2015 No.13820789 >>13820784 >you can browbeat her into pulling her weight I think your overestimating her strength Maybe a fourth of her weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:24:02 2015 No.13820790 >>13820607 Not American, but I'd imagine my religious mother would not approve of a seven foot tall tomboyish Werewolf. Strangely, I think she'd be more pissed about the tomboy part. She's really weird like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:26:12 2015 No.13820796 >>13820790 She might come to like her more if you give her plenty of granddaughters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:26:38 2015 No.13820799 >>13820789 What if I offer to hold her tits up for her, and help with half the weight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:31:46 2015 No.13820816 >>13820607 >Kiki Feathers aside, they'd be happy that I found someone to get me to do things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:35:46 2015 No.13820837 >>13820799 Well then she's just going to stutter with you groping her big meaty breasts like that, and she won't get anything done Can't you just let her loaf around instead? That's easier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:37:39 2015 No.13820842 >>13820837 Alright but I'm turning the A/C off to save on our bills! And I'm leaving a bunch of creamsicles in the freezer!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:39:10 2015 No.13820845

>>13820837
Nope, can have her sitting like bump on a log all day and snacking on Cheetos.
She just needs to keep the living room clean, do her dishes, and keep her room clean enough that we don't get mold or devil bugs.

THEN she can eat pizza and play vidya to her hearts content.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:42:43 2015 No.13820853 >>13820842 Anon, do you really want a thick alp who's sweaty and lounges around in her underwear moaning about how hot it is, while eating creamsicles and drinking beer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:44:14 2015 No.13820856 >>13820853 Good point. I'm going to make her do push-ups! I don't want her to stop until there's a pool of sweat in her cleavage!

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:44:37 2015 No.13820858

>>13820174
The Warlord Daisy! the greatest warrior Doppelganger to exist! Wielding her staff and teddy with pride! Don't tell anyone that her mimicry is just a bluff

The mysterious Carla! An ancient Kikimora mage wielding a fearsome towel of infinite knowledge!

Abbey! The cleverest and sneakiest Akaname to live in these lands! Her enemies never see her beanbags coming!

Together they shall free the sandbox from it's tyrannical owners! Forth to adventure!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:46:16 2015 No.13820863 >>13820858 Adventure!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:47:42 2015 No.13820866 >>13820853 >Eating creamsickles and drinking beer all day That's going to be a thick alp. I think I'll buy her a pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:48:34 2015 No.13820869 >>13820856 She'll do five and collapse covered in sweat that soaks her spats and probably be crying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:59:28 2015 No.13820887 >>13820866 And she'll be your thick alp to do whatever you please with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:01:15 2015 No.13820897 >>13820869 I'm gonna tell her she did wonderful and she's gonna do 10 tommorrow! 15 the day after! There's going to be no chubby alps in this household!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:02:23 2015 No.13820904 >>13820897 >You wake up the next day and see she's all packed up and waiting outside for her ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:06:19 2015 No.13820927 >>13820904 What if I told her I'd give her a backrub whenever she wants for every five pushups she does?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:10:39 2015 No.13820942

>>13820927
>She's stays, but use that as an excuse not to exercise
>"Anon, you work so hard already, I wouldn't want to force you to spend time with little ol' me! I'll live without your backrubs, you deserve to rest! I have pizza right here if you want it!"

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:10:56 2015 No.13820944

>>13820887
She's going to get cuddled.

>Thick alp watching her Japanese animes
>Tells me she's got too many episodes to watch for sex
>Pull down her too small panties and hot dog that big bottom of hers
>She try's to stop me but is to engrossed in her show, letting me work away and stroke her tail at my leisure.
>After I've had my fill she's trembling slightly and red faced, my seed over her back.
>As I pull back her big ol' bottom stays against me as she asks if I can help her out.
>Proceed to pound into her doggy style as she watches her next episode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:12:26 2015 No.13820948 >>13820942 But what if I gave her one freebie and she got hooked?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:15:06 2015 No.13820956 Are you faggots talking about fat trannies again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:16:58 2015 No.13820963 I want a Wolf puppy daughteru who goes 'Awoo' and a Hol daughteru that goes 'Amoo' and they have a battle of awoo vs amoo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:17:02 2015 No.13820964 >>13820942 >I'll live without your backrubs Oh no she fucking won't I'll rape her lewd back with my hands if I have to

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:17:35 2015 No.13820966 >>13820956 Yes. /lgbt/ is invading again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:17:36 2015 No.13820967 >>13820956 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vpYYp2Fcos

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:17:54 2015 No.13820969 >>13820956 Get me some cyanide and a plane and I'll rid us of this problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:18:26 2015 No.13820973 File: 109 KB, 638x1000, 1437769106284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820956 Only if it triggers you ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:18:54 2015 No.13820976 >>13820963 That sounds like it would get old real quick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:18:56 2015 No.13820977 >>13820944 My dick is trying so hard to get up to tht, but alp just destroys it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:19:15 2015 No.13820979 >>13820973 >;) Leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:20:29 2015 No.13820984 File: 53 KB, 635x897, 3ff1fa0013eff3e8514c876a603794ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820956 I don't understand why those faggots always have to use Alps instead of some shy, meek Succubutt or whatever.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:20:37 2015 No.13820985

>>13820948
She'll just try to milk more freebies out of you. You should know when training Alps to only give them a reward after they've done what you need them to do. If you gave her a freebie you'd wake up the next day with her laying on you saying she can't move unless you stimulate her back muscles via a massage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:21:39 2015 No.13820988 Are Alps the new Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:22:08 2015 No.13820990 >>13820984 Because they are gay, why else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:23:02 2015 No.13820991 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, 1437769382987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820988 No! The new Anubis are Oomukade

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:23:04 2015 No.13820992 >>13820984 Closest homosexuals. A Succubus with the same personality would fill the same role easily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:23:05 2015 No.13820993 >>13820984 Because some people are gay and try to justify fucking a bishie boy by giving it a magic vagina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:23:57 2015 No.13820996 File: 8 KB, 300x210, 1407966877203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820984 >faggots There you go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:24:26 2015 No.13820998 >>13820991 Then what are ommukade? The new dragon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:25:10 2015 No.13821000 >>13820992 >>13820993 >>13820996 But anons, it's not gay if it's a girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:25:15 2015 No.13821001 >>13820991 Loen I'll kick your ass I don't care how much cute shit you're drawn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:26:31 2015 No.13821004 >>13820991 I want to smell that Nurse! What a smelly nurse!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:26:32 2015 No.13821005 >>13821000 >alps >girls Oy vey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:28:09 2015 No.13821008 >>13821000 >I would never fuck that guy, I'm not gay >Oh, he has a pussy now? that's totally fine! That's like saying fucking a post-op tranny isn't gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:28:22 2015 No.13821009 >>13820985 >alpdruck Fuck, it's on now. Coffee if she can do 10 push ups and 5 sit ups.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:29:45 2015 No.13821012 >>13820991 I wish Oomukade would be the new Anubis, then she'd have a ton of art at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:30:11 2015 No.13821013 >>13821008 >functional women == Some parts got cut Having a laugh, mate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:30:54 2015 No.13821016 >>13821008 Post op trannies don't have a womb and overies though. Checkmate fags

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:31:00 2015 No.13821017

>>13821008
It's different because have you seen post-op trannies? They're still biologically male with mutilated genitals. They're not real girls.

With alps it's magic, they're completely changed to stuttering awkward girls with real working plumbing, and how you fuck them determines what womanly shape they take.

It's the same magic that changes the 3000 year old lizard-dragon to a cute dragon girl you can marry and cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:31:14 2015 No.13821018 >>13821012 Better start paying for commissions then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:31:51 2015 No.13821021 >>13820984 Cause you faggots let them in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:32:17 2015 No.13821022 File: 1.63 MB, 1560x2200, summer_afternoon_by_banyex-d92n7km.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good Job. You broke the Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:33:12 2015 No.13821025 >>13821022 Lazy ass bitch needs to wake up, this shrine ain't gonna run itself. No neets allowed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:33:54 2015 No.13821028 >>13821017 Well then can't I just have a Dragon instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:33:55 2015 No.13821029 >>13821022 Time to wake the poor dear up and maybe give her a cup of green tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:34:21 2015 No.13821030 >>13821022 What's that piggie thing supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:34:34 2015 No.13821032 >>13821022 You man fuck them birds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:34:41 2015 No.13821033 >>13821022 >>13821029 Now where's that reverse scale...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:35:09 2015 No.13821035 >>13821028 That's bestiality you sick fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:35:14 2015 No.13821036 >>13821022 How would she react if I got up close to her and whispered in her ear to wake up?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:35:35 2015 No.13821037

>>13821013
>>13821016
>>13821017
It is still the same person! It had a dick at one point in it's life and probably still thinks exactly like a guy other than wanting a dick. Why not just have a succubus that is 100% female for it's entile life? Alps are just ways to justify being a fag and wanting to fuck your best friend/brother or wanting to take a cock yourself but still attempt to think you're straight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:35:44 2015 No.13821038 >>13821022 >no legs Lamiafag pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:36:34 2015 No.13821041 >>13820988 Nah, Alps need mountains of fanart, commissioned or otherwise before they reach that level.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:36:51 2015 No.13821043 >>13821036 Probably punch you in the jaw and have her servants execute you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:38:15 2015 No.13821045 >>13821016 You know what, this has womb and ovaries, do you want to fuck this? Do you consider this a woman? http://imgur.com/IP90qvq

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:38:19 2015 No.13821047 >>13821037 A guy that has been transformed into a real girl is no different from a tomboy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:39:26 2015 No.13821051 >>13821030 Incense burner? I know I've seen them before, usually in beach episodes...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:39:35 2015 No.13821052 >>13821045 No, but if it suddenly transformed into a sexy woman I would considered it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:39:39 2015 No.13821053 File: 60 KB, 563x366, 1431455690710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821037 >you are what you think you are, not what you actually are

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:40:02 2015 No.13821054 >>13821037 It DOES think and act like a man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:40:09 2015 No.13821055 >>13821045 That guy intersex?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:40:49 2015 No.13821056 >>13821047 But a tomboy was never a guy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:41:34 2015 No.13821059 >>13821055 It's a woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:41:51 2015 No.13821061 >>13820174 >Ryu warrior YESSS!! YESS!!! YESSS!!! >Dark elf mage The power of snake bites and titty twisters are on my side. >Roper rogue Well, this sucks.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:42:50 2015 No.13821064

>>13821045
>3D
>Implying Alps look like that
They look like fucking traps that become full women

>>13821056
What about that tomboy Pharaoh people sometimes post about? Most Monsters used to be men, or even worse, like animals, objects, or abstract concepts of thought.

What matters is not what it used to be, but what it is now. You think I'd turn down that one Umbrella girl because she used to be an inanimate umbrella? I don't normally find umbrellas sexy but I definitely would fuck an Umbrella girl.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:43:00 2015 No.13821065
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>>13821047
Then why make it a guy that has been transformed into a girl 100% of the time instead of using a tomboy Succubus?

Alpfags like you are fucking cancer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:43:08 2015 No.13821066 >>13821056 And a woman was once sperm from a man, thus if you like women then you like sperm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:43:17 2015 No.13821068 >>13821052 It has a womb and ovaries anon, if you like alps you have to like that, since that's your whole argument.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:44:38 2015 No.13821072 >>13821065 Succubus are sluts. I know alps are virgins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:45:53 2015 No.13821075 >>13821064 >most monster used to be men Fuck off. >but muh era of the former demon lord! Thousands of years ago, those monsters likely died out, and we don't know how they reproduced anyway, for all we know, they were born of magic or genderless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:46:16 2015 No.13821078 >>13821051 Yeah, I've just found it strange that it has only 2 slots for sticks at first, and then I remembered that incense burners are usually for 1 stick or 2

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:47:36 2015 No.13821083 >>13821059 Uh huh, what's her story then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:47:45 2015 No.13821084 >>13821064 >born a man You can take your magic sex change and shove it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:48:14 2015 No.13821086 >>13821075 >those monsters likely died out unlikely if some shitty succubus can survive for thousands of years a dragon sure as hell isent gonna die of old age.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:49:15 2015 No.13821090 >>13821083 Not opening the link but if it's who I think it is then she's using HRT but didn't go all the way and do the surgery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:50:20 2015 No.13821092 >>13821075 >those monsters likely died out Thank God there's no such thing as life extenders, immortal life, or undead in KC's world, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:50:46 2015 No.13821093 >>13821086 >if some shitty succubus The DL was monster lord and she got divinely empowered hero mana, she isn't an average succubus. Fuck off alpfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:50:53 2015 No.13821095 >>13821086 We've also got liches, vampires, and the rest of the dead. Along with kitsune

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:50:55 2015 No.13821096 >>13821084 So I guess all monsters can go shove it because all of them are literally just magically sex changed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:50:57 2015 No.13821097 >>13821083 Google it Buck Angel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:51:06 2015 No.13821098 >>13821037 By that logic you're straight as an arrow if you have gay sex with a woman who was magically turned into a man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:51:58 2015 No.13821103 >>13821065 I was just arguing that boys that have been transformed into girls are the same as regular girls. I said nothing about the people that prefer them over regular girls as they clearly have some homosexual inclinations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:52:05 2015 No.13821104 >>13821096 >all monsters are alps guys! Swiss momo, alp, inari, out the fuck get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:52:25 2015 No.13821105 >>13821090 Ok, I figured. So yes, it is a women who tried to be a man. One of these, reverse traps if you will

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:53:25 2015 No.13821107

>>13821090
>if it's who I think it is
It isn't, it's just a shittily photoshopped pussy over some irish dude. And utterly stupid. Just cuz it's got a womb and ovaries doesn't mean you automatically like it. If you'd fuck an alp, that's not to say you'd fuck every alp, cuz then you'd fuck the landwhales too. The guy is an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:53:43 2015 No.13821108 >>13821103 >boys that have been transformed into girls are the same as regular girls Where the fuck is /pol/ when you need it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:54:53 2015 No.13821113 >>13821098 And every one who wants to have sex with a lich/wight is a necropheliac and any dragon lovers out there are scalies because she can look like a dragon. Can't forget that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:55:07 2015 No.13821114 >>13821108 You always told /pol/ >Fuck off to /pol/ >Your racism won't be tolerated here! #BlackLivesMatter >Love wins! Everyone is equal! Thank you based Obama! You reap what you sow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:55:50 2015 No.13821119 >>13821108 >thinking /pol/ supports "you are what you decide you are" arguments Maximum kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:55:55 2015 No.13821122 >>13821108 Talking about steel beams and jetfuel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:57:03 2015 No.13821127 File: 75 KB, 600x500, 1428551827705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821113 All lich were males so having sex with a lich is LITERALLY having sex with an old undead wizard.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:57:22 2015 No.13821128

>>13821107
>photoshopped

See >>13821097

And that's the last leg of your "alps are straight" argument, muh womb and ovaries. If >>13821053 is tumblr logic and not to be listened to, then you acknowledge there are only tow genders, male and female. That >>13821045 is a female despite what it looks like, so alps are male, regardless of what they look like.

>inb4 muh magic

Now who's making shit up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:57:37 2015 No.13821129 >>13821122 This sounds like an innuendo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:58:08 2015 No.13821130 >>13821108 /pol/ here, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:58:09 2015 No.13821131 >>13821108 Biology is all that matters. If you have a body of a girl then you are a girl. Shitty opinions doesn't matter the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:58:14 2015 No.13821132 >>13821127 Would a Lich still have the mischievous nature of a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:58:58 2015 No.13821135 >>13821128 See >>13821131

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:59:00 2015 No.13821136 >>13821114 >you Nope. And it wasn't us anyway, it was moot. >>13821119 I think you missed the point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:59:58 2015 No.13821137 I want a skeleton girl to follow me around the house doing obnoxious Skeletor impersonations!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:00:36 2015 No.13821138 >>13821136 No, you did. It's clear where /pol/acks stand on the alp issue, degeneracy aside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:00:51 2015 No.13821141 >>13821127 Maybe some women learned how to become a lich. I'm guessing it would only be three or four of them but they would count.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:01:53 2015 No.13821143

>>13821128
>That >>13821045 is a female despite what it looks like, so alps are male, regardless of what they look like.
You're contradicting yourself, unsurprisingly. You say that that thing is a female. Right, because no matter how much it looks like a guy, it still has the female reproductive organs. Then by your own admission, alps are female as they lack male reproductive organ, and have female reproductive organs.

Your next line will be
>So you'd fuck that thing that looks like a guy? Closet fag!
And like I said before, just because you'd fuck an alp that biologically is a girl and looks like a girl, doesn't mean you'd fuck an alp who looked like a man. Or was a landwhale. You don't just assume that suddenly people are okay with anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:02:52 2015 No.13821145 >>13821137 I want a litter of puppy girls to respond to my command to swarm and kiss their mother relentlessly until I tell them to stop!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:03:02 2015 No.13821146 >>13821132 >Sucking your soul out and putting it in a jar kinda ruins the fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:04:07 2015 No.13821150 >>13821143 No, that was born female, alps were born men, nice try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:05:10 2015 No.13821153 13821131 See >>13821128 >>13821135 No, fuck you, it's done, alps are men and they will always be men, deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:05:28 2015 No.13821155 >>13821150 And women were once sperm, cum-lover.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:06:24 2015 No.13821156 >>13821153 >No, fuck you, it's done >deal with it Getting desperate, are we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:07:42 2015 No.13821160 >>13821150 >born female You say this about magic sex demons in a fantasy setting like it means anything. Also >born men Technically all fetuses start as female until testosterone kicks in. Where's your god now, athiests? Ya got nothing. Noooothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:07:43 2015 No.13821161 >>13821155 >no argument so time for deflection and hyperbole And we're done. GUYS, ALPS ARE GAY AGAIN! You know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:08:54 2015 No.13821164 >>13821161 I'm completely serious. If you like women then you are a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:09:24 2015 No.13821165 Why do we always fight each other? Why can't we love one another? Alp, not-Alp, Maledom, Femdom, Chubby, Fit, where is the love?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:09:34 2015 No.13821167 >>13821161 >You know what to do Yeah, ignore you and your outstanding stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:09:52 2015 No.13821168 >>13821156 No, I am quite at peace. You won't be for long though. >>13821160 Born a man, it's a man, pack your things, you're done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:11:24 2015 No.13821170 >>13821164 I once caught a faggot making out with a girl. I made sure to tell him what a faggot he was for being sexually aroused by the opposite sex. >>13821168 >Stubbornly sticking to ideas long since proven wrong Nice willful stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:11:27 2015 No.13821171 >>13821168 >You won't be for long though With the way you've been arguing, I very much doubt that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:12:37 2015 No.13821175 >>13821170 >proven wrong >proven Really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:13:41 2015 No.13821178 >>13821168 Also, you ignored my point about all things being born female until the male hormones kick in. You might wanna refute that before just going >lalala I win, you lose I'm interested in what you say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:14:49 2015 No.13821181 >>13821178 I already made my point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:16:36 2015 No.13821186 >>13821181 >I better stop before I embarrass myself further Good on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:18:23 2015 No.13821192 >>13821186 Cute See >>13821128 >>13821150

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:18:39 2015 No.13821193

>>13821181
What, your 'born male' point? Dude. Do you not understand what I mean? Technically all human males were conceived female, and later developed into males.

Alps were female, turned into dudes, and turned back into females. By your own logic, if you fancy women, you yourself are a faggot, as you were first a female, and clearly any thing after that doesn't matter to you.

Still, nice hole you've dug yourself into. what do you say next?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:19:03 2015 No.13821196 >>13821128 >inb4 muh magic Putting >muh in front of something doesn't mean it's wrong. I want to know why magic is somehow irrelevant when we're discussing men being turned into sex demons by magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:19:57 2015 No.13821198 >>13821192 Oh you. See >>13821131

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:20:41 2015 No.13821200 >>13821196 >I want to know why magic is somehow irrelevant It isn't, but he knows he has nothing to stand on if he acknowledges it. It's kinda funny, really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:21:30 2015 No.13821201 >>13821193 >what do you say next I say there are two genders, and you can fuck off with your mental gymnastics and tumblr new age bs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:21:34 2015 No.13821202 I hate you all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:22:41 2015 No.13821206 Why can't we ever talk about fit monstergirls instead of just fighting all the time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:22:58 2015 No.13821208 >>13821200 >>13821196 Magic isn't real, and since we're discussing from a philosophical and logical standpoint, it has no place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:24:08 2015 No.13821212 >>13821201 >I basically say nothing at all Hahaha. Noice. I agree whole heartedly. there are two genders. And alps are female. >>13821208 Monstergirls aren't real, and alps aren't real. Dingus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:24:14 2015 No.13821214 >>13821206 Because people insist on using the one thing that could have ever had a dick as their topic instead of a normal succubus..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:24:26 2015 No.13821215 >>13821043 >Execute you >A Shirohebi passing up the chance of a lifetime to get a male No anon, that Ryu is going to hear VERY lewd noises at night instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:24:38 2015 No.13821216 >>13821206 Because Moth-chan hides her abs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:25:09 2015 No.13821218 >>13821208 >[goalpostmoving intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:25:33 2015 No.13821221 >>13821212 Gender doesn't change, alps are male.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:25:48 2015 No.13821223 File: 304 KB, 937x1280, 1406907318293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821206 >you will never get stalked by a feral Kitsune with big meaty claws and isolation issues

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:26:33 2015 No.13821224 >>13821218 >[no argument intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:27:51 2015 No.13821229 >>13821221 Oh, so now you've moved your argument from gender to sex? What, so you think that despite your biological body, you're whatever gender you think you are, do you? That's nice, >>>/t/umblr

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:28:45 2015 No.13821232 >>13821224 Not that one was need when all you've said was "B-but that's not what w-we were talking about".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:29:34 2015 No.13821234 File: 565 KB, 600x840, 1435710259291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821206 You know why

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:29:49 2015 No.13821236 I think I want to cuddle an Alp now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:29:51 2015 No.13821237 >>13821232 >*needed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:30:44 2015 No.13821240 >>13821165 No idea. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a chubby dragon and fit alp to impregnate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:32:19 2015 No.13821250 >>13821206 This is what happens when people tolerate faggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:32:24 2015 No.13821251 >>13821229 It's funny how tumblr some people are without realizing. The feminists and Sjws really did a number on us...

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:33:40 2015 No.13821257

>>13821232
You mad you can't just "it's magic" out of this one? I know.

>>13821229
I've changed nothing, and long up the chain I threw tumblr logic out the window along with you. Alps are born as men, they are men, gender does not change. All you can say to counter that is muh magic, and magic ins't real, but trangenders are. You want a man made a woman, go to /lgbt./

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:34:05 2015 No.13821260 >>13821240 >chubby dragon >fit alp I hope you and the alp properly bully that dragon and instill an inferiority complex in her. For a mighty beast like her to be flabby and out of shape that even an alp looks superior must be embarassing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:35:56 2015 No.13821270 >>13821257 >All you can say to counter that is muh magic, and magic ins't real Monster Girls aren't real

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:37:11 2015 No.13821277 File: 12 KB, 640x480, 13426734683454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never enter a Vampire's mansion filled with Spooky Monster Girls to put an end to an eternal full moon curse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dznhQeZU48

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:37:22 2015 No.13821278

>>13821260
Of course we would, it would be a shame if we didn't.
Teasening her over that fluffy middle while grabbing great handfuls of flesh from her porky posterior and groping those massive Mammaries of hers while telling her how she picked the wrong kind of big for a dragon.
Still, at the end of the day, both are getting cuddled without question

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:37:23 2015 No.13821279 >>13821257 >mad The only thing I'm mad about is wasting my time on faggots who's only argument is "nuh uh". Anyhow, alps are MGs, so tough shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:38:44 2015 No.13821286 >>13821270 >but transgenders are May we add can't read to your list of faults? >>13821279 So are caits, we don't like them, nor alps, deal with that.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:39:04 2015 No.13821289

>>13821257
>Alps are concieved as women, born as men, turned into women again, they are women
FTFY. Also, you keep on ignoring biology. Smart move. You know who else ignores science? Idiots.

>muh magic
Gee whizz I wonder why magic is the magical answer as to how magic fantasy magic sex magic demons are able to magically turn into fully functional magical women. This really is a shocker I'm, honestly not too sure what muh magic has to do with a magic setting, in a land steeped in magic, with magic people doing magic things. MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:39:36 2015 No.13821292 >>13821286 >we Ayy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:41:37 2015 No.13821299 >>13821289 You can pull the "we're all girls" all you like, the second you go xy you're a man and there's no changing it. Have fun with your guy alpfaggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:41:48 2015 No.13821301 File: 341 KB, 1080x1920, 1436423686378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821277 >you will never have to perform pseudo-SoL related tasks in various sections of the castle

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 17:43:53 2015 No.13821308 >>13821299 >This magical fantasy thing can't change through magic because I say so Maximum overkek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:06:24 2015 No.13821315 File: 39 KB, 476x486, There weren't even any holes to censor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the general consensus on Lamiass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:07:14 2015 No.13821320 File: 252 KB, 600x839, 20932356_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The argument about alps stops >The whole thread dies Sounds like it needs more alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:07:31 2015 No.13821321 >>13821315 The bigger the better

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:07:33 2015 No.13821322 >>13821315 Oh yes. The ass is fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:07:52 2015 No.13821325 >>13821315 Lamiass is great ass. Dem hips. Unf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:08:18 2015 No.13821327 >>13821320 Cut off midway is more accurate. The fuck is a database error?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:08:28 2015 No.13821328 File: 405 KB, 640x480, 1433020943160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821315 It's retarded and shouldn't exist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:08:42 2015 No.13821330 >>13821315 Feels like a copout and looks weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:10:51 2015 No.13821337 >>13821315 It's dumb, but I still love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:11:26 2015 No.13821341 >>13821301 So a Dhampir who has a wolf, bat and gas form? In addition to the amazing ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:11:54 2015 No.13821347 >>13821320 Cute/10 Don't know if I would bully with Hathor milk till she's soft or take to the gym and train till she's fit. Guess I'll go with both

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:12:53 2015 No.13821350 >>13821315 FAT-BOTTOMED SNAKES MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:13:01 2015 No.13821352 >>13821315 They suck. Literally horse pussy level.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:14:03 2015 No.13821357 >>13821341 >wolf, bat and gas form She could go from a Werewolf hybrid, to a Werebat hybrid, to some sort of ghost a la Dawn of Sorrow? Sounds kinky and rather useful in combat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:15:54 2015 No.13821370 >>13821357 Mostly to help her get to special weapons and armor. Then later when she regroups with you in that room with the clocks she can show them off and say something chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:17:03 2015 No.13821378 File: 1.23 MB, 2480x2729, Apo-Wight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821350 >tfw no yandere Apophis waifu with a fat butt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:18:37 2015 No.13821385 File: 122 KB, 805x606, AliceTJ01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821315 fantastic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:20:03 2015 No.13821392 >>13821292 >being a gay furfag lmao >>13821308 >other than thorough magic I can't justify wanting to fuck a guy FTFY friend. You'll notice that post had no mention of magic in it, solely biology. Cry more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:21:14 2015 No.13821394 >>13821378 Shouldn't this one be called wightpophis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:21:32 2015 No.13821399 Which monster girl would be the most ruthless at taking apart and removing people? What if she wasn't Yandere?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:21:39 2015 No.13821400 >>13821392 >replying to posts from an argument that already ended with the intention of starting another argument

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:21:58 2015 No.13821402 >>13821392 Dude, we just had one shitstorm, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:22:29 2015 No.13821404 >>13821315 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:22:56 2015 No.13821409 >>13821394 I guess the names are interchangeable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:23:38 2015 No.13821411 >tfw the thought of Lamias slithering and crawling on the ground I can't waifu that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:23:38 2015 No.13821412 >>13821400 >ended 4chan having a stroke doesn't mean it's over. >>13821402 >fuck off I will as soon as alps do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:24:26 2015 No.13821416 >>13821399 Dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:24:59 2015 No.13821419 >>13821411 I find it arousing, especially if that's how they're going to stalk their mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:25:42 2015 No.13821422 >>13821412 No, it's over. Go to /pol/ or /v/ if you wanna shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:25:52 2015 No.13821423 Does that scary paladin pointing at the viewer have a name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:26:14 2015 No.13821425 >>13821402 Ignore him, apparently no ones meeting his posting standards and he's flustered

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:26:49 2015 No.13821427 >>13821416 Why? They look like good knights, but not particularly protective or ruthless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:26:55 2015 No.13821428 >>13821422 You heard me faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:27:09 2015 No.13821430 File: 190 KB, 800x512, 1436841019707.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821423 Paladin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:27:15 2015 No.13821431 >>13821315 I can't even begin to understand Lamiass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:27:36 2015 No.13821434 File: 659 KB, 800x1131, 1399884187967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821419 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:27:46 2015 No.13821436 >>13821428 Well, get comfy then, cause alps are and will always be part of /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:28:43 2015 No.13821441 >>13821430 That face looks like he's just screaming. >STOP BEING HERETICAL

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:29:27 2015 No.13821445

>>13821430
Right. Hey sketch kun, could draw a lamia stalking a guy, close to the ground, getting really into it, thinking about how good a raping she's going to give him, only to bump into his boot, look up, and finding him looking down at her with that scary ass face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:30:59 2015 No.13821451 File: 270 KB, 800x800, Arabic Lamia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821434 My nigga. >>13821445 Whoah, slow down now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:34:40 2015 No.13821465 >>13821427 if you're a target, they give a time frame and you cannot escape. That sounds ruthless to me. Also they're knights, so they seem protective by default.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:35:24 2015 No.13821468 File: 169 KB, 425x818, 1431624789350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about Lamiabs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:35:29 2015 No.13821469 >>13821436 Don't get comfy you mean, the time for the second great alp purge is here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:37:03 2015 No.13821474 >>13821468 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:37:37 2015 No.13821477 >>13821468 I'd rather a Lamiflab

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:38:51 2015 No.13821483 File: 614 KB, 1000x1064, 1421778491090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821469 Good luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:39:06 2015 No.13821484 >wake up in the middle of the night because of a weird clicking noise >somebody's throwing pebbles at your window >look outside >there's a Gandharva out there playing a beat-up guitar and serenading you with your favorite love song >wat do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:40:09 2015 No.13821489 >>13821484 >serenading What kind of girly faggot gets "serenaded"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:40:40 2015 No.13821492 >>13821483 Thanks, cause I know I'll succeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:40:45 2015 No.13821493 >>13821484 be confused, close blinds, go back to bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:41:33 2015 No.13821497 >>13821489 OK, she's shredding out your favorite love song on guitar then. Is that metal enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:42:32 2015 No.13821502 >>13821497 Clever implications aside, I'm trying to sleep here. Fuck off, stupid bird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:43:31 2015 No.13821506 >>13821484 Call the cops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:44:30 2015 No.13821510 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, yeti anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818815 fluff tunnel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:44:46 2015 No.13821512 >>13821484 Throw water on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:45:55 2015 No.13821516 I want to tease my vampire friend by putting on Twilight for movie night!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:46:05 2015 No.13821517 >>13821468 Cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:46:19 2015 No.13821519 >>13821484 Gandharvas are cute. But unfortunately, it's midnight, and people are trying to sleep. Tell her to meet me at 4 tomorrow and we'll do something special then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:46:50 2015 No.13821520 >>13821484 Tell her to get up here and use me as a body pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:47:32 2015 No.13821522 >>13821484 She's gonna have to step her game up, the Jabberwock down the street already is writing poetry about me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:48:27 2015 No.13821527 >>13821484 Invite her in for a private jam session.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:49:34 2015 No.13821532 File: 323 KB, 640x414, 1437778174050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821516

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:49:53 2015 No.13821533 >>13821315 Phat ass shirohebi a best

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:50:44 2015 No.13821534 >>13821484 Ask her if she has a phoenix cousin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:50:57 2015 No.13821535 File: 72 KB, 540x688, Sup bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13821468 I want to go to a Monster Girl frat party hosted by bro Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:51:17 2015 No.13821536 >>13821465 That's for finding a husband to fuck though!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:51:19 2015 No.13821537 >>13821315 I think lamia asses are just swell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:53:38 2015 No.13821547 >>13821535 >a muscular Minotaur will never force you to drink her milk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:55:09 2015 No.13821554 >>13821547 >you'll never headbang to douchey metalcore bands with a tattooed Siren

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:55:58 2015 No.13821560 >>13821547 >Makes you drink a litre of her milk while shouting 'CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!' >Calls you a pussy when you can't hold it and cough it back up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:56:53 2015 No.13821565 >>13821560 What if it's straight from the tap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:57:32 2015 No.13821568 >>13821547 gets punched in the boob so hard it caves into her chest >gets called monotit the rest of her days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:58:20 2015 No.13821572 >>13821535 I'd rather share a few beers with the creepy loner monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:59:19 2015 No.13821575 I want to fatten a Cyclops! Kiss her Fat Tummy! Kiss her Fat Monoeye! Bully her with hugs, kisses, and sweets!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:00:17 2015 No.13821580 >>13821575 I want to love a monoeye!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:01:37 2015 No.13821587 >>13821575 No! Do not spoil the Cyclops! They won't know what to do with all their affection! And love! And fat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:02:08 2015 No.13821589 >>13821575 I'd be ok with that. Although I'd do that to almost any monster girl be they Minotaur, apophis, baphomet, mantis, or cyclops

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:02:21 2015 No.13821592 >>13821575 Anon, I'm not sure eyeballs can grow fat because of a fatty diet...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:03:14 2015 No.13821594 >>13821587 Exactly! It would just let him pour more love into her while she stutters, stammers, and tries to figure out what's going on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:03:31 2015 No.13821595 >>13821572 Friends of your creepy, Goth Cheshire roommate I presume?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:08:01 2015 No.13821611 >>13821595 Nah, just random losers, like that oomukade with a hard-drive full of male ryona, or that lich who is always reading off in the corner, or that ghost who enjoys spying on men in their mot private moments.

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