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You have been pulled into the 5th Heaven's Feel, where powerful beings battle with each other to obtain the Holy Grail. Whose party will you join?

Shirou/Saber
Rin/Archer
Sakura/Rider
Ilya/Berserker
Souichirou/Caster/Assassin
Kirei/Gilgamesh/Lancer
Taiga/Bloomer Ilya
Karen/Lancer/Kogil
Bazette/Avenger
Zouken/True Assassin
Sella/Lysritt
Shinji

You may choose only one. Choose wisely.

>> No.1380367
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[x] Shinji

>> No.1380368

Kirei/Gilgamesh/Lancer

Bukkake all night.

>> No.1380373
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Zouken/True Assassin

>> No.1380380

It's like a list of bad characters.

>> No.1380384

Ayako/Taiga

>> No.1380377

Taiga/Bloomer Ilya

This one seems like a winner..

>> No.1380387

>>1380357
Ilya, in the hopes that I can get her route where Shirou failed.

>> No.1380386

>>1380384
THISSSSS

>> No.1380389

>>1380357
I dunno. Would I be able to fight or would I just be me?

>> No.1380393
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You fail miserably, no mention of Ayako/Rider.

>> No.1380398

>>1380389
Sure, you can go ahead and fight if you think you are able to beat Berserker with your fists.

>> No.1380399

>>1380389

Look at how Shirou started out. Pretty sure Anon's chance of survival is pretty decent.

>> No.1380404

>>1380384
>>1380386
>>1380393
Don't blame me for no Ayako, blame Typemoon.

>> No.1380400

Karen/Lancer/Kogil
Most mismatched team or THE MOST mismatched team?

>> No.1380405

>>1380398
Well okay.

I got a pretty mean right hook...

>> No.1380424

>>1380400
Why? She took over the two of them as their Master in FHA.

>> No.1380447

>>1380424
Oh? Alright then.
Still, it just sounds ridiculous. But holy fuck, I would join them within nanoseconds of the proposal. GAY BULGE + Slut + Shota Gil = instant win.

>> No.1380448

Rin/Archer

I can learn how to project shit while having an awesome Tsundere. There's no fucking way a bad end can happen with that.

>> No.1380466

>>1380448
Until Archer betrays your team at the first chance?

>> No.1380484

>>1380466
Or his brain fucking explodes when he tries to project shit?

Or rather he just becomes a meager waiter or errand boy if he isn't just dismissed as useless from the start?

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1380510

Team Sausage Fest is broken. That's why they are the final boss.

>> No.1380514

>>1380466

What,you mean to kill a certain someone? Fuck,i'll gladly assist him. But if for some reason he doesnt accept my help

Master vs Pupil

What is better than a match up like that? It would be like Master Asia vs Domon all over again. Except that time we'd be projecting swords to fire at eachother instead of charging forward to hold hands and firing big balls of energy.

>> No.1380520

>>1380510

But Gilgamesh has a mangina so yeah.

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I'll join Zouken if he looked like this.

>> No.1381314

Zelretch (Dead Apostle/Master) / Zelretch (Wizard Marshall/Servant Caster)

>> No.1381321

>>1380514
But...but...They won't be able to hold anything!!!

>> No.1381335

fightin people who use magic and swords with my bare hands.

i'm the motherfucking fist of the north star.

I DON'T NEED A WEAPON. WEAPONS ARE FOR WIMPS. RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR.
YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MUST MEAN YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

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>>1381335
You called?

>> No.1381352

>>1381351
holy shit it's the motherfucking fist of the north star

>> No.1381354

>>1380399
Does Anon have Avalons to restore his slashed pieces?

>> No.1381359

>>1381354
I don't think Avalon can stitch your body back after it become pieces, Jim.

>> No.1381363

>>1381359
It did stick Shirou back together after Gil cut half of is chest and grew back his stomach after Berserker blew it away.

Avalon is supposed to not let it's owned die from wounds of the Battlefield, so unless you cut him apart and scatter him a few miles or burn him to ashes, he will come back.

>> No.1381364

>>1381359
Jim?
...I wonder if Earthworm Jim would do any good in a Grail war?

>> No.1381365

>>1381364
Noble Phantasm:
Own Body Whiplash: Rank C

>> No.1381367

>>1381363
Then explain why there are 40 bad/dead ends in the game.

>> No.1381371

>>1381367
Because Saber dies, cause Shirou is stuck in a test tube, because kotomine makes you Gilgamesh food, cause Saber cut your head and Kotomine uses it as a fuckhole, cause Rin erases your memory, cause you throw yourself in a corrupted Holy Grail, cause Shirou gives up Hope and allows Gilgamesh to finish him of (doesn't stand up after being cut like a cow), cause Archer who knows about your healing makes sure you stay down, cause Rin gets her head cleaved off, cause Shirou loses his sanity, cause Shadow Giants rape you till the end of time, cause Illya makes you a doll...

Something like that.

>> No.1381373

>>1381365
WHIP IT!

>> No.1381374

>>1381367
And just how many of those involved Shirou being killed as opposed to just being fucked over.
Alot of the bad ends have him being urned into an inanimate object for example.
Also a loss of Saber means a loss of Avalon at which point he can happily be killed

>> No.1381380

>>1381371
>Kotomine uses it as a fuckhole

WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS

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>>1381374
>>Alot of the bad ends have him being urned into an inanimate object for example
There's a difference?

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>>1381382
Slight, yes.

>> No.1381388

>>1381382
Yes, because some of the ends like being Ilya's toy is actually good.

>> No.1381418

Souichirou/Caster/Assassin
I would gladly submit myself and become a mindless slave just to be close to Caster.

>> No.1381443

Karen/Viagra/Empty Classroom

>> No.1381485

Sakura/Rider

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>>1380377

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>>1381500
But how does her moe power fare against BURUMA RIN?

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