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Time for your circumcision /jp/.

>> No.13793126

But it's time for circumcision every week!
I'll barely have any skin left down there if you do it again this time, Sakuya.

>> No.13793127

Fuck off you literal retard.

>> No.13793128
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Dr. Kikenberg already took care of that ages ago.

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CONSUMED BY TONGUES OV FIRE
BURNING LIKE PHLEGETON

>> No.13793137
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HOLY GARDENS REDUCED TO ASH

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NO
NOT MY PEENUS-WEENUS

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I'm gonna run around with an elephant trunk and there's nothing you can do about it

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EXTINGUISHED LIGHTS OV HOPE
BRINGING THE END OV THE DAYS

>> No.13793146

Already had it when I was 8 days old. Now get out of my house, Meido.

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>>13793146
you forgot the full package then.

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WORDS OV MY GOSPEL
SCATTERED
SACRILEGIOUS SCORN SPAT IN PALE CREEDS

>> No.13793157

>>13793119
I already had my bris, so don't worry.

>> No.13793159

getting circumcised against my own will is kinda hot especially if its by a touhou

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>>13793136
>>13793137
>>13793145
>>13793152
Just what the hell are you saying?

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THIS IS THE LINE BETWEEN PURE BEING AND PURE NOTHING

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>>13793160
MY SOLE COMPANION
WOE TO THEE

>> No.13793169

>>13793162
Kaguya? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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13793177

Dinner time.

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At my command
LET THE BLOOD OV THE INFANTS FLOOD THE STREETS OV BETHLEHEM

>> No.13793183

>>13793151
no the same knife
2/10

>> No.13793186
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>>13793179
your pics are amazing, keep em comming

>> No.13793191

>>13793183
*not

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O YE OV LITTLE FAITH
WITH ETHICS ROTTEN IN A MORAL CAGE

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DEAD MEAT THROWN DOWN TO THE WORMS

>> No.13793208

>>13793197
Do you think that he trying to summon 2hus into this world?

>> No.13793212
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>>13793119
You better kiss it and make it feel better.

>> No.13793213
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TO FEED RELIGIOUS TUMOUR
CORRUPTING MARROW OV REPUGNANT SWIRL

>> No.13793214
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>>13793208
that would make me very happy. Just call yukari.

>> No.13793221
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At my command
LET THE BLOOD OV THE INFANTS FLOOD THE STREETS OV BETHLEHEM

>> No.13793225
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>>13793221
How much until you summon ceerno?

>> No.13793226

>>13793221
five bucks says that this summoner doesn't know how to spell the word 'of'

>> No.13793230
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At my command
LET THE HEADS OF SAMARITAN PAVE MY WAY

>> No.13793234
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13793234

SHEMHAMFORASH

>> No.13793236

>>13793230
Can I help with the ritual? I know עברית

>> No.13793246
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13793246

SHEM-HAM-FO-RASH

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>>13793226
>>13793230
PAY OFF

>> No.13793251
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13793251

S-H-E-M-H-A-M-F-O-R-A-S-H

>> No.13793255

>>13793251
Fifteen bucks says he doesn't even know what שם המפורש actually means

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>>13793251
>>13793251
>>13793251
it's gun happen or not?

>> No.13793259
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>>13793255
I don't know jew, so I can't tell.

>> No.13793269
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>>13793255
"The explicitly definite name".
It's a synonym for God. But in the context of the song and myself, I've posted Yukari.

>> No.13793275
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>>13793269
>"myself"
go on.

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>>13793275
I don't care about God, but I do care a lot about Yukari.

>> No.13793288

>>13793269
five shekels say you got that off either wikipedia or google translate.
Oh, and you were in the middle ov (heh) a dramatic ritual, why the fuck did you stop?

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jokes on you i've already had mine

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>>13793288
Well, excuse me, but I've been an enthusiast of blackened death metal and assorted blackened death metal merchandise for the longest part of my mid-to-late teens. Occult knowledge comes with the territory.
I stopped because the song's over.

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>>13793299
>>13793288
so 2hous aren't real.

>> No.13793315

>>13793299
it was a song? never mind that, I guess I'll return to the shadows of anonymity where people don't know that I'm Jewish.
May we meet again, death metal Yukari summoner.

Yukari is the best 2hu btw

>> No.13793334

but ive been restoring for 2 years now, cant get circumcised again

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>>13793307
Why do you even care about reality at this point.

>>13793315
Sorry, but I got rid of my invocation paraphernalia.
She's not my fvrt2hu, but she's definitely up there.
Goodbye Jewish Yukari Fan, see you at /2hu/.

>> No.13793346

>>13793336
how the fuck do you people know my internet history?

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>>13793346
I am certain that I have no idea who you mean to address with that plural.
Regarding the question, didn't I tell you? Deteriorating your tympanum with 300+ bpm blastbeats and digitally amplified growling makes you susceptible to paranormal streams of information.

>> No.13793368

>>13793355
Nice. Say, do you know what the last post I made on /jp/ was? (not in this thread)

>> No.13793370

>>13793368
Oh, that's awfully specific, Anon.

>> No.13793380

>>13793370
It's on the only other tab I have open.

>> No.13793394

>>13793380
How is that supposed to help me? Also what's with making a man relive the follies of his youth.
Alright, I choose this: >>13793227

>> No.13793411

>>13793394
In between two posts made by me but the actual answer was >>13793358.
Still, you were pretty close. I can hand that to you. Your pretty good. Unlike me, I'm shit

>> No.13793430

>>13793411
Ahh, that's pretty far away actually. Not good at all. Though the whole thing is more about listening to people than machines.
You're pretty negative for someone who didn't have to experience the Holocaust. I'm also afraid that you're only here to seek company in your misery.

>> No.13793448

Just fuck already faggots.

>> No.13793459

>>13793430
I guess I kind of am here just to seek company but I'm not exactly negative, I just try /x/ stuff and fail and fail, hence why I call myself shit.

>> No.13793464

>>13793448
Aha, so you've read up on the occurrences up until this point and now lie in wait for the seemingly inevitable boy-meets-boy romantic high-school comedy with a coming-of-age-subplot and a ultimately terribly unsatisfying ending culminating in a single kiss, no tongue, no hands?

>> No.13793479

>>13793464
I'm waiting for the gay sex.

>> No.13793501

>>13793448
>>13793479
not happening

>> No.13793502

>>13793459
Anon, if there's anything I've learned from Crowley, then that it's you who has to be the source of power. If you even consider yourself capable of failure, you've already lost, which is probably not a very sane attitude to have, but he still acquired a respectable amount of vaginae this way.

>>13793479
I'll have to disappoint you. I can't lose my virginity now.

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>>13793119
And if you're already cut?

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13793534

Anybody know a real girl that know about touhou, or actually likes it?

>>13793459
/x/ is pretty much garbage now, is more like a kindergarten

>> No.13793539

>>13793502
To tell you the truth I'm actually pretty self confident but with the exception of one particular 'thing' that I'm able to do naturally I haven't really succeeded in anything. That doesn't mean that I don't try though.
I guess I just chose my words wrong

>> No.13793540

>>13793526
>>13793151

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>>13793539
I have the feeling this conversation is drying up.
By your leave, I'll be attending carnal matters now. If you feel like talking again, just make your presence obvious in a way that doesn't get you pruned. I'll be around.

>> No.13793592

>>13793582
Saved the pic under the filename 'thanks anon' in my waifu folder. Thanks a bunch
I have to go as well. May we meet again

>> No.13793593

>>13793140
What's the point of having text pointing out the reaction on the reaction image? Is it for people with social-emotional agnosia?

>> No.13793603

>>13793160
I don't know if I should save this image. Yuuka looks very cute and the shobon is funny, but the balls are kind of gross. I'm still undecided

>> No.13793608

>>13793177
I thought those were anal beads and got excited for a moment. How cruel...

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Is this the /g/ thread?

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>>13793622
what

>>13793603
>>13793608
deal with it.

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>>13793684
>>13793691
Sauce on these?

>> No.13793759

>>13793718
http://atsuifeet.blogspot.mx/2013/06/maji-love-sakuya-chan-star-ashikoki.html

http://atsuifeet.blogspot.mx/2013/05/i-want-yuukarin-to-devour-me-english.html

>> No.13793841

kick hte dik bby

>> No.13794055

I'm already circumcised though (´・ω・`)

>> No.13794073
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>>13794055

Same with me...

>> No.13794077

>>13793526
>>13794055
>>13794073
Shalom.

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>>13794077
But I'm German-Canadian thou.

>> No.13794104

>>13794094
So you're Turkish?

Allah'u ekber.

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>>13794104
No, my bloodline is all Caucasian.
>So you're Turkish?
That doesn't even makes any sense.

>> No.13794126

>>13794120
Elbette.

>> No.13794155

>>13794126
There's not much to say, my family line immigrated to Canada because of WWII with both sides being from Germany thou my Dads line is somewhat unclear. He might have Scottish/Irish roots.

>> No.13794223

>>13793151
>lewd dance .gif gets deleted
pls

>> No.13794256

>>13794094
>>13794155
Do you know what "thou" means?

Go pick a dictionary, Attila.

>> No.13794265

>>13794256

>Go pick a dictionary, Attila.

Don't you mean.

"Go pick up a dictionary, Attila"

>> No.13795354

>>>>13794223
What is this 'lewd dance gif'? Post the thread so I can find it. So I can you know, study it!

>> No.13795486

>>13793162
Is that Kaguya? I thought she was immortal

>> No.13795492

>>13793162
Breddy good art.

>> No.13795612

>>13793593
It's a meme

>> No.13795618

>>13795354
The Youmu Thread

>> No.13796676

It must be hard cruising for dick in Japan. 70% of the men in the country aren't circumcised, phimosis is rampant, and the average size isn't great.

>> No.13796735
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Fun with Rumia!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51375727

>> No.13796740

>>13796676
It must be fun to have a white person with a big cock humiliate the little asian "men"

>> No.13798349

>>13793334
wow, 2 years? I started at the beginning of june, did you take a picture before you started for later comparisons? Do you have any advice?

>> No.13798428
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>>13796735
That penis is ridiculously small. Little Rumia deserves a better one!

>> No.13801928
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Cutfags will never know the pleasure of having a foreskin

>> No.13801948

>>13801928
I want Satori to circumcise me!

>> No.13801956
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>>13793119
No thanks, op. I value my genital integrity.

>> No.13801974

>>13793119
I wish I could my cut stupid phimosis dick, but I'm to shy to go to to hospital and ask for that.

>> No.13801978

>>13801974
I'd say stretch it but I only have slight phimosis
I can pull my foreskin down but it doesn't stay because it's really tight. It used to hurt but then I'm kind of an M so I enjoy it.
I can't pull it down when I masturbate because there's not space for me to jerk if I do that.

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>>13801974
Start by pulling your foreskin up and down, whenever you have time. It'll eventually become loose enough

I used to be so sensitive become of my phimosis that whenever something even slightly touched my exposed glans, it would feel itchy as fuck and I would instantly lose my boner. Took me a few months to desensitize it but now I can slam onaholes down on my dick and it just feels fuckin' GOOD!

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>>13793593
It's a meme you dip!

>> No.13805274

Already circumcised.

>> No.13805300

>>13793119
Jews need to GTFO of Japan.

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>>13804613
Your metameme just tripped me out.

>> No.13807524

>>13793186
artist name please

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>>13807524
Spacezin something

http://twicsy.com/i/E8zptd

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I have a slight fetish of being dominated by yuka how fucked I am?

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>>13808439
You are not the only one

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>>13808439
>>13808454

Ms. SunFlower is best sado 2hou

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>>13808451
How painful can this be?

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>>13808439
>>13808454
>>13808457
>>13808471

>Yuka is best sado 2hou
pls

>> No.13810583

>>13801974
Go get it checked at a GP first. Turns out my phimosis was caused by scar tissue from a knee to my nuts I had long ago. Stretching won't work for cases like mine.

>> No.13814842

>>13794055
I miss my four skins. I wonder what they were like... (´・ω・`)

>> No.13814847

>>13810583
So you took an arrow to your knee, nuts, and dick

>> No.13814856

>>13795612
>>13804613
My genius tsukkomi performance, ruined...

>> No.13814865

>>13808476
Yukarin craves the dick too much. She is a power bottom. It's canon.

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