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Burger!

>> No.13777616
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!!!

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Gibe all your bugrers and no one will get hurt :-DDDDDD

>> No.13777916

I wanna marry hamburger steak!

>> No.13777974

>>13777838
fuck off

>> No.13778008

What is the best jap burger and how does it compare to the lord and savior of sandwiches, in n out burger?
I've heard mos burger is pretty good but I never found one.

>> No.13778020

>>13778008
The best is little asian dick burger.

>> No.13778025
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No burg no life

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>>13777916
You will never be hamburger steak ;_;

>> No.13778054

>>13778020
So that means you like all of them?

>> No.13778109
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Haven't had a hamham in six months.

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yum yum

>> No.13779014

>>13778044
You want to be married to a /jp/sy??

>> No.13779250 [DELETED] 

this is my FAVORITE meme!

>> No.13779268

>>13779250
where are your burg pics to prove it?

>> No.13779290
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Even sexual demons can enjoy the burg!

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>>13779268
mg mg

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>>13779268
Let me help him out.

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mg mg~

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!!

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ん~

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>>13777616
>fillename
*slow burgerclap*

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ああ~

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>> No.13781865

Woah! These are all real nice lookin' burgs!

>> No.13781869

Are there any images of the newhus enjoying some tasty burgers?

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>>13781869
Depends on who you classify as newhus

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>>13777586

>> No.13783027 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk

>> No.13789717

Burg

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>>13789717

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>> No.13789738

hambagaa :---DDDD

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>>13789738

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>>13777586

>> No.13790234

>>13789740
That's a really cute spider enjoying a hamburger!

>> No.13790239

>>13790234
Until you realize it's made out of Wriggle.

>> No.13790249

>>13790239
She wouldn't really do that, r-right?

>> No.13790272

>>13790249
Nah, she probably eats cute little human kids instead.

>> No.13790279

>>13790272
That's even worse! She wouldn't!

>> No.13790294

>>13790279
She's a youkai spider. Her power is manipulating infectious diseases, the most dangerous thing to humans. What do you think she eats?

>> No.13790298

>>13790294

Semen!

>> No.13790301

>>13790298
Shota semen in particular!

>> No.13790302

>>13790298
>>13790301
Maybe if you're cute enough she'll drink that before she eats the rest of you.

>> No.13790308

>>13790302
I don't want to be eaten! Can we get married instead?

>> No.13790323

>>13790308
Good luck avoiding being eaten after sex.

>> No.13790329

>>13790323
Maybe if I propose to the spider it will catch her off guard~!

>> No.13790336

>>13790329
It might delay you being eaten by a minute or two if you play your cards right.

>> No.13790354
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>>13790336
I'll kiss her directly on the lips right after I propose! She will be enamored with my bravery and bravado!

>> No.13790361

>>13790354
Or she'd be disgusted at being kissed by some fat and stinky loser and torture you before eating you alive.

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>>13790354
Oh no, now you've done it!

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>>13790361
I'm not a fat stinky loser at all!

>>13790362
[x]Marry the spider!

>> No.13790374

>>13790367
I don't think she'd be happy being kissed on the lips by a strange person, anyway.

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>>13790367
Are you willing to consummate your marriage with the spider?

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>>13790374
Why do you think I'm strange?

>>13790379
Yes! I will make love with my spider wife!

>> No.13790389

>>13790385
Because you're talking about proposing and kissing a poisonous female monster that has never met you before.

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>>13790389
I'd rather kiss and propose than be eaten!

>> No.13790416

>>13790404
You'll be eaten if you get near her. Your only options are to avoid her or to kill her!

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>>13790416
I'm going to try my luck regardless!

>> No.13790445

>>13790430
In the off chance she doesn't kill you, you'll die within a couple of weeks from all the deadly viruses and germs she leaks out.

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>>13790445
I'll die happy then in her arms!

>> No.13790509

>>13790483
Why would she ever pick a short-lived human over a long living strong and mature male youkai?

>> No.13790518

>>13790509
Because I had the courage and the guts to ask her directly despite the potential danger! I'm sure she'd be impressed!

>> No.13790538

>>13790518
If for some reason she's not revolted by you, the best that could happen is for her to respect your courage. But love is very different from respect. She would never love or be with someone like you!

>> No.13790545

>>13790538
Why are you so opposed to the idea of us being together anon?

>> No.13790556

>>13790545
I'm not. I'm just opposed to you being happy.

>> No.13790558

>>13790556
Oh and why is that?

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hi where is the burger :--DDD

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>>13790558
I don't like your positive attitude. I hope Yamame kicks you in the balls and looks down at you like trash when you propose and try to kiss her!

>>13790564
Right here.

>> No.13790582

>>13790576
Oh that's cute~! You're jealous!

>> No.13790590

>>13790582
You know what else is cute? Your bloodied and bruised face when you are begging for forgiveness in tears after Yamame beats you up for trying to kiss her.

>> No.13790597

>>13790590
*sucks your're cock*

>> No.13790601

>>13790590
Are you a sadist, anon?

>> No.13790615

>>13790597
Don't suck my are cock dude, I'll beat you up.

>>13790601
Maybe what I've been saying is what I want to happen to me.

>> No.13790629

>>13790615
I'll protect you from her!

>> No.13790635

>>13790615
*fatrs on your're face*

>> No.13790664

>>13790629
I don't need protection from a lame weirdo.

>>13790635
Wow rude.

>> No.13790673

>>13790664
Well then I'll kidnap you and make you my wife!

>> No.13790687

>>13790673
Disgusting. I thought you wanted to marry Yamame? I knew you were full of crap from the start.

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>>13790687
I'm just teasing you anon! Do you really think I'd give I'd choose a bully like you over a beautiful spider woman?

I'll admit it's adorable that you thought I was being serious.

>> No.13790715

>>13790707
S-Stop it, you're making me blush.

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How a inocent burger thread become like this?

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>>13790715
Aha! You really thought I wanted you, huh?! After all those things you said, you'd be lucky if I even looked in your general direction.

>> No.13790746

>>13790728
I wouldn't want a l-loser like you to be interested in me, anyway!

>> No.13790756

>>13790746
Oh? You've been giving me so much attention already. Despite you calling me names, I'm quite flattered that you're so interested in me. Maybe if you beg I'll be willing to return the favor. I'm not sure if you deserve it though.

>> No.13790769

>>13790756
There's no way I would be interested in you! Creep! Loser!

>> No.13790776

>>13790769
That's not how you beg. Get on your knees and do it properly.

>> No.13790797

>>13790776
Whatever! I'm leaving.

>> No.13790806

>>13790797
Wait, no!

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>>13790806
Goodbye!

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>>13790726
I dunno mang
Just another day on the jay

I'm gonna continue posting burgers

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Ha ha, Reimu is too poor to afford a burger!

>> No.13790933

>>13790912
Ha ha at Reimu!

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どうぞ

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>> No.13794365

>>13790832
s-sorry for being so mean

>> No.13794518

I wish I had a burg

>> No.13794945
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Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the BURG

>> No.13795632

>>13777616
What is this sorcery?

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>>13795632
see >>13789725

>> No.13801187

Hamburger.

>> No.13807426

>>13781709
>aono3

Man his art is really nice, but I wish he'd draw less panty shots.

>> No.13808592

Maybe I burger soon.

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