Kantai Collection -KanColle-

[Anonymous No.]

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Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle

Recent Updates:
http://kancolle.wikia.com/Recent_Updates

KanColle STAFF Twitter:
https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF

Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/4Wk2hy0B

Air Superiority Calculator: http://aircalc.net

Combat Mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/Combat
Voices, Sprites, Furnitures Preview: http://www51.atpages.jp/kancollev
KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
Another KCV fork (EN): https://github.com/yuyuvn/KanColleViewer
Another KCV fork (KR): https://github.com/FreyYa/KanColleViewer
Yet another KCV fork (JP): https://github.com/about518/KanColleViewer
Sanaechan Logbook: https://github.com/silfumus/logbook-EN/releases

PS Vita Game (27 August 2015): http://kancolle-vita.com
Dengeki Online article about the KanColle Kai trailer: http://dengekionline.com/elem/000/000/964/964096

News:
-Akashi can upgrade type 22 and type 22 kai4 radars now.
-Upgrading sonars now also increases evasion against torpedo strikes.
-Wurfgerät 42 effects increased against installation type bosses, but it's still not as good as Type 3 shell with main guns on large ships.
-Shoukaku, Zuikaku, and a CL will get kai 2 at some point during the summer.
-6-3 has been added. Bringing Taiteis improves the chances of success from its X resource nodes. Most common composition for the map is 1CL4DD1AV.
-Rainy season ended and Summer season started with new furniture and seasonal sprites for Oboro, Akebono, Sazanami, Ushio, Ushio kai ni, Shiratsuyu kai and Murasame kai.
-Permanent sprite updates have also been added for Shouhou kai and Takanami kai.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13758508
I can't bear with your story.
Post Kuma instead.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13758520
>someone reposted that pasta from the shit thread I stole from /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

Get the fuck out of my /jp/, kancolle shitters

[Anonymous No.]

Kancolle? moar liek SHITColle amirite???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758520
Someone actually spent the time typing this.