Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

[Anonymous No.]

I could hear your teeth chattering, mister, do you need a hug?

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Kikis are olev

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>>13757605
Kikis are boring

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Moth is love. Moth is life.

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I want to marry a Ushi-Oni.

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>>13757604
Only if I can hug you back.

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I want to outyan the yandere!

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>>13757613
As you open your arms for a hug and walk forward, the yeti blushes and puckers her lips for a kiss

You now look like a white guy trying to high five a black guy who was prepared for a fist bump

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>>13757604
Yes. Yes, I believe I do. Thank you, Yeti. You're too kind. You gonna get trapped in an everlasting hug.

>>13757612
Yeah, they're pretty nice.

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>>13757642
The awkwardness just makes it better.

And I can just kiss her while hugging her.

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gonna give her the B

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I want to primcess carry the arch imotou of the Oppai Sabbath.
Then I want to go lifting with her

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I want to marry a Manticore. There, I said it.

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>>13757692
Me too.

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Can't remember seeing anyone post this before.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/R-E-L-O-A-D/358426/Commission-Weresheep

Not sure about the face but nice to see Weresheep get some art regardless.

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>>13757692
There are a few of you tailpussy sluts, so it's not exactly all that shocking.

>>13757703
Not enough fluff for a weresheep. Not terrible though.

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>>13757642
She looks cold. I wonder if she'd take offense if I held her for a bit longer than usual.

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>>13757601
Would playing keep away using her head be out of line?

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>>13757642
Paper beats rock, bitch!

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>>13757711
You'd better take responsibility for hugging a yeti that long, hold her hand and go for long walks in the snow with her

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>>13757608
Kikis are for brutal irrumation.

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you already know the magic words.

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>>13757741
A-anon...
This is a family tier thread. Don't say such lusty things.

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>>13757611

That moth needs a loving hug

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>>13757760
Are they please don't sound me?

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>>13757761
Says with a straight face after posting whatever the fuck that is.

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>>13757760

That crow is way too cute

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>>13757772
Nope!
That is what she needs

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>>13757760
I JUST WANT TO HOLD A CROW TENGU IN MY ARMS AND FEEL HER WINGS AROUND ME. I WANT TO KNOW MY EXISTENCE MAKES SOMEBODY HAPPY, GODDAMNIT. WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?

>>13757775
I know, right?

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>>13757772
Remove moths.

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>>13757780

Well she may be about as clingy and creepy as it gets but at least she seems to be really faithful and loving

She just likes the dark and is creepy as hell
she just needs a good hug

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>>13757772
All the hugs

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>>13757785

At least he did write the one about the moth that wasn't a crazy lady it was vanilla as fuck

God damn it was beautiful I love the vanilla stuff. Loving handholding and smiles all the way

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>>13757774
Yup!
As I've said. A family, straight, Christian board.

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>>13757796
I suppose that one was acceptable.

Bug things are still gross.

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>>13757801
You are gross

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>>13757801

They never bugged me that much
pun absolutely intended

I always thought moths were kinda cute in real life

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>>13757803
I wonder who or what is behind this post...

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why are you people still here can't you move back to /a/ since there's an anime

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>>13757805
Probably someone who likes to sow discord.

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>>13757807
Because /a/ will be terrible.

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>>13757807
No.

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>>13757805
Just a mothlover obviously. Who else?

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>>13757811
>implying our all-loving goddess is behind this
How dare you?

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>>13757813
i don't care you guys were moved here because your threads weren't /a/ related but now they are so move back already

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>>13757807
We talk mostly about MGE and some other works. Besides, /a/ is awful.

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>Fuse an Ushi-Oni with the powers of a Lava Golem
>The rape train physicality of an Ushi-Oni
>The over 900 degrees celsius, steel melting, forest burning, husband clinging molten rock body of a Lava Golem
>My fucking face when

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>>13757816
>mothlover
Damn bug fuckers. Drink Raid and die.

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>>13757807
Okay, let me explain something for you. We're a "Monstergirls" thread. Not a EMG thread, not a MGE thread, and not an MGQ thread, just monstergirls in general. Back on /a/ there was a poster we called shitposter-kun who basically wanted us to post nothing but EMG because MGE and MGQ stuff wasn't anime or manga. Eventually the shitposting got so bad we bailed to here and have stayed here ever since.
And that's why we're not going back, because they'd just whine that we need to post EMG and only EMG, and we don't want to do that.
Also they hated us greentexting, writing stories, or making art that wasn't EMG

TL;DR, fuck /a/, we're never going back.

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>>13757818
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757818
make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757824
No

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>>13757825
My brother of another mother...

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>>13757819
>Besides, /a/ is awful
well yeah it gave birth to you sad freaks

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>>13757818
Your impotent tears won't change our minds.
What monstergirl do you guys think would be the saltiest over losing?

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>>13757825
It was a few people actually, one was a mod abusing his powers to get threads he disliked kicked off the board.

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>>13757834
>that level of self-awareness
Top kek.

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>>13757818
Educate yourself faggot, MGE is the main material talked about here and it's neither an anime or manga.

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>>13757818
MM isn't even the only thing we talk about you goober.

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>>13757836
>spoiler
Wurm. She would make you play again and again until she wins.

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>>13757782
>point
There is none anon, there is only suffering
For an end to ALL human suffering, worship Cthulhu-chan today!

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>>13757817
Daring

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>>13757834
>well yeah it gave birth to you sad freaks
Anon...

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>>13757836
Devils if you actually outsmart them and it wasn't part of their plan.

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>>13757836
>What monstergirl do you guys think would be the saltiest over losing?
Lilim. Strong and high ranking types never take things not going their way too well.

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>>13757844
It would be worth it to see the look on her face when she finally wins.
She'd have to get good though, I'm not throwing the game and ruining her sense of accomplishment.

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Trader Anon reminding everyone my story on Anonkun continues at 7:30 (6 hours from now) EDT, and tonight I'm going to go into the wee hours of the morning so there will hopefully be a lot of progress.
Also before that one person asks it will happen if we get to it and if people vote on it. You know who you are

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>>13757846
Disgusting, who would ever be into this?

I could understand if it was Grandberry...

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>>13757839
Oh yeah, I forgot about that asshole.
There's another reason not to go back, that guy was allowed to abuse his power for months.
Did he get his power revoked, or is he still around?

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I want to lock an alp and an elf in the same room, and see who gets raped by who (or who makes who rape them) first!

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WHAT'CHA DOING NERDS!

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>>13757858
I remember people saying he got canned, but that's pretty had to confirm

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>>13757601
>My sketch is the op image
g-gosh

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>>13757811

Fuck that bitch
man everything about mgq there were too many smug life psycho bitch in that shit

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>>13757862

I finished a story last night. Wondering if I should work on another one that I had in mind right away or just cool off for a bit.

Also going through my 3DS games for streetpass stuff.

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>>13757861
They can't rape them by themselves, you will have to help. With your dick.

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>>13757866
color it already you gobber

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>>13757861
The trembling hand even trembles.

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>>13757866
They're pretty neat, so that's no suprise.

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>>13757861
Rape? I don't see any male in the room

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>>13757862
Adding pictures to my Elf folder.

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>>13757881
Elves are love.

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>>13757880
Throw a dildo in there.

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>>13757890
>Yuri

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>>13757886

I want to fondle an elf's ears

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>>13757894
>that's yuri somehow
How.

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>>13757886

Nothing sexier than a loving smile

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How do shotas survive on MGC?

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>>13757901
Fuck off with your bait.

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>>13757901
>two females
>no male
>not yuri
w0t?

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>>13757861

>Lock an Alp in the same room with an Elf and pump in aphrodisiacs through the air vents
>You figure it's a better idea to let them have a trial by fuck to see who gets to do what or if /u/ MGs actually exist
>Leave them in there for a few days
>Open the door, expecting them to have schlicked themselves into a coma
>Instead you see the Alp slamming her hips into the Elf as if she's fucking her doggystyle, but due to the lack of a cock she has to rub her clit with the spade tip of her tail, and provide narrative
"Hora hora? How is it you bitch? I wonder how tight Master will find you once he's shoving his big-- hard-- cock into you!"
>Nibbles on the Elf's ears and flaps her wings
>The Elf's wiggling her hips asking for your mock-seed and as they both climax, you swallow hard at the erection your sporting
>Bad move, very bad move
>Both of their ears twitch, and they rise up, locking onto your groin with their laser guided cockseeking eyes
>Spend the rest of the weekend having such sex that when the maids and butlers find you two days later the entire holding room reeks of sex
>The Elf has multiple nibble and bite marks on her ears, and a rosy red ass from the spankings you gave her
>The Alp has gone from being an androgynous little thing to a full bodied, voluptuous woman, her heavy breasts resting on the side of your face
>Both of them have enough seed leaking out of them that it'd be a small wonder if they didn't wind up pregnant
"Yare yare..."
>It's the old Kitsune maid you've known since childhood, and she wakes you up by throwing a water bucket on you, staring at you sternly as you cough and gag on water
"You never know how to hold back your hand, do you? Idiot master."
"I leave you alone for one weekend and you do this. What will the other Houses say if they found you fucking an Elf and... that -thing-?"
>They become your personal maids
>TFW having glorious threesomes on a nightly basis with an Elf and Succubus

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>>13757894
Is actually a thing in MGE out of frustration or to corrupt a human girl.

I could imagine a Manticore having the worst no-sex streak of her life letting out her frustrations on some innocent girl running errands outside the village for example. Tracing her claw between the girl's breasts and pretending she's going to eat her before commencing with angry scissoring and giving her a face full of tail pussy before discarding her mindbroken body by the side of the road the moment she sees a man.

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>>13757910
By having Onee-sans.

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>>13757611
>>13757795
>>13757803
>>13757816
I WANT TO FUCK A MOTH

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>>13757913
I know exactly why I have this boner.

And why stop at threesomes? Invite the old Kitsune along for some fun.

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>>13757915
But having onee-sans it's probably dangerous for a shota

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>>13757913
Will the Kitsune maid save her master from the debauchery?

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>>13757930
>a Gray tailed, experienced Kitsune maid will never instruct your stage three alp and elf maids on the proper way to please you, a smug grin on her face.
>You will never release into her, causing her to shiver with delight
>You will never watch her smug grin collapse as you grunt that the condom has a hole and her contraceptives are actually fertility boosters

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>>13757910
By having bodyguards

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>>13757942
>smug grin collapse
Dropped. I like them as smug as possible.

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>>13757942
>That spoiler
Anon, that implies that she didn't know already.

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>>13757942
>Spoiler
Unexpected creampies are my fetish.

Although knowing craft old foxes she probably poked the hole in it herself.

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>>13757948
>>13757951
But Anons, what'll the other houses think if you got a servant pregnant?

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>>13757939
An Onee-san would never hurt her otouto.

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>>13757703
>no fluff

FENGA PAPIT!

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>>13757958
What if she rapes him first so her scent is all over him and nobody else tries to do anything.

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>>13757972
She wouldn't rape him.
She'd rub herself all over him every morning, but she wouldn't rape him.

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Man it suck trying to go through all the writefag stuff to find something that isn't some smug life shit

Fuck smug life bitches

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>>13757974
I highly doubt it

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>>13757958
Yeah, and I imagine they would be pretty safe with their sisters scent on them. Now, if he ever tried anything with her, or showed any real interest in her...

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>>13757930
>>13757940

>Get interrupted one day in your making fuck with the Alp and Elf duet as you finger them both from behind, their asses in the air on the bed
"Master. Stop. We need to have a 'talk'."
>It's the Kitsune maid, she's in nothing but a sheer negligee, and you can feel yourself getting harder at her full hips, breasts, and the way she titillates you with hiding her landing strip of grey fur and her breasts with her tails
"You... really?"
>She gives you a sly smile
"Ever since that day we found you I've wanted a taste."
>A shiver runs up your spine as she pushes your chin upwards with her index finger, giving you an 'Mmm' as she strokes your member
"Besides, it's not like this isn't anything I haven't seen before."
>Try to back away, but she snaps her fingers and the Alp and Elf are restraining you from behind
"Girls, make the young master comfortable."
>They give her an enthusiastic "AYE AYE!" and pull you onto the bed, groping your balls and stroking you
>Both of them are eyeing your member like its candy, but stop from having a deep throating grapple fight when the Kitsune clears her throat
"Not now. But do make sure he doesn't shoot off too early. The poor boy's never had a mature woman's pussy, and i'm afraid he may find it too... stimulating."
>They giggle and hold your cock tight as the Kitsune straddles you
"Oh... God!"
>You moan out as she sinks her hips onto yours, pelvic bones meeting as her fox pussy devours your cock
>As she's riding you, the Alp is licking your shaft of her nectar and your juices while the Elf rubs you all over or sucks the Kitsune's breasts
>Eventually you wind up in doggy style, slamming your hips into the Kitsune's pussy as the Alp watches from underneath
>Her tails wrap around you and caress you all over, oh so soft
>You can't pull out as her powerful vaginal muscles give a long, languid suck
>Your third orgasm for the day, and all three maids smile smugly when you collapse onto the bed
"Welcome home, Master <3~"

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>>13757990
>her full hips, breasts, and the way she titillates you with hiding her landing strip of grey fur and her breasts with her tails
Yes. Fucking yes. Older women are love.

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>>13757983
It's true though, she'd never forcibly take him.
She'd wait for him to ask for it, because he will ask for it.

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>>13757997

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>>13758002
>you will never have a lewd onee-san rub herself all over you every morning
>she will never avoid your morning wood on purpose
>she will never stop right before you cum, smugly giggling at your predicament
>you will never break one day, begging for release
>she will never oblige, leading to a whole day of loving onee-san femdom

Truly the world is not fair

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>>13758029

Eh fuck smug life bitches

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>>13758029
Good, I don't want it anyway.

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>>13758036
Is this the hot new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758029
Why live

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>>13758036
>>13758050
Man you are entitled to your own opinions

[Anonymous No.]

>Come, let us spar!

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>>13758068
If only she had some muscle.

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>>13757913
>>13757990
Yes sir, I do like it.

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>>13758068
I can't punch a ryu it'll rain for weeks!

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>>13758029
>You will never manage to shove off a MG that's trying to deny your orgasm long enough to make yourself come, pointlessly ejaculating on the floor much to her annoyance.

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>>13758068
I want to have a deathwish and touch the reverse scale then whisper lewd things to her ears!

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>>13758096
Are you prepared to take responsibility anon?

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>>13758068
How do you think a Ryu would react to someone jumping on her back and grabbing her horns?

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>>13758103
In public or in private?

In public, you get dead.
In private, you get sex.

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>>13758085

T-thanks?

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>>13758113
What if it was her little sister though?

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>>13758101
All i know is that i am prepared to fuck some dragon cloaca.

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>>13758116
Imouto gets her body tied in a knot.

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>>13758113
>In public, you get dead.
At least it was her horns and not her boobs, girl should go easy on me.

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>>13758121
For whatever reason that made me think of Ryu Twins. One of them's serious and graceful, while the other one is energetic and crude.
The energetic one is trying to get you into her sister's metaphorical pants.

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>>13758068
Very well, but can you survive my dragon punch?

[Anonymous No.]

Man I wonder how all those Paladins feel after finding out alot of their finances for training and selecting men to get physically ripped to go seek monster girls are funded by Tanuki's and monster girls.

Being a paladin must be suffering.

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>>13758054

Fresh off the presses
the dank new meme a out loving relationships instead of bitches being bitches
strange concept I know

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>>13758145
>training and education for free
>suffering
Sure mate.

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>>13758150
Please don't bully the femdoms.

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>You will never live a prefectly normal life in a normal human family until one day your parents adopt a monster girl to watch over you.

Roll for who you get http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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>>13758150
What wasn't loving about that onee-san thing?

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>>13758184
Muhfuggin Mothman.

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>>13758184
>Amazon
Well, I'll be safe.
Can't say the same about my pelvis though.

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>>13758184

>Succubus

eh

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>>13758184
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Valkyrie
Right on the mark. Best person to watch over me and whatever I say.

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>>13758184
>Sahuagin

Wait, I thought she was supposed to watch over me, not me watching over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Kraken

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>>13758184

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Oni

Hehehehhh

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>>13758184
>Lilim
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Youko

But I don't want to make Dark Demon Realms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>dwarf
I... I think I'm ok with this. Yeah, I think I am.

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>>13758184
>Chesire
How fucked i am?

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>>13758184
>Wyvern
And from that day, I was a dragoon.

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>>13758184
More of Seeing Eye Werepuppy when?

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>>13758201
>Having one of the strongest monster girls as a sister.

You're fine.

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>>13758184
>cheshrie cat

i don't know how i should feel about this

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>>13758214
I'm fine from other girls, but about her...

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>>13758184
>Merrow
Okay.

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>>13758204
>They're also called "keikou-no-bijo" (women so beautiful they can steal a ruler's heart and put the nation in danger) and it's certainly true that they will cause human order to crumble and a country to transform, with the order of the monsters, consumed by pleasure focused around them and their husband, replacing it.

>In the uncivilized "Mist continent," it is said that kyubi-no-kitsune rule and a devilish paradise that we can say is truly debaucherous is spreading, where humans and monster are consumed with thoughts of having sex according to their desires, they can enjoy pleasure and copulation all day every day whether awake or sleeping.

>whether awake or sleeping

"No baka gaijin, it's hyperbole, HYPERBOLE!"

Fuck you KC.

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>>13758221
What's so scary about her?

I mean, sure your parents might come home completely corrupted but that doesn't mean anything!

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>>13757861
I want to take the winner to Wonderland and corrupt them into a chubby Jabberwock

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>>13758225
>Parents come home
>Now they're an incubus and a succubus
>They also gave your hand in marriage to the Lilim without your consent

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>>13758235
Guess who's staying in the retirement home on christmas?

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>>13758235
>Plot twist, the lilim is actually a loli and she's actually 13
>She calls you oniichan and just wants to play vidya with you.
>Until she's older at least
>Then she challenges you to smash with the winner getting to be on top or determines the position.

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>>13758184
>Mindflayer
I don't know what all this adoption talk is. We've known each other since we were kids. Hell, our parents are already arranging the wedding.

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>>13758184
>Chimaera
Multi personality onee-san? Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758266
>smash

Pic of lilim souring through the air as she's kicked out of a house when?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept a girl that didn't have a human mouth structure?

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>>13758266
>You'll never have a tomboy Lilim childhood friend.
>You'll never meet her after she chased off some monstergirls who were bullying you on the playground.
>You'll never grow up together hanging out and playing Vidya
>The two of you will never do a victory lap around the house after beating a particularly difficult game.
>She'll never start developing feelings for you once the two of you hit puberty.
>She'll never confess to you when you're both 16, after a day of Smash Bros.
>You'll never accept her feelings and become her boyfriend.
>You'll never marry your Tomboy Lilim childhood friend after you graduate college.
God fucking damn it, Why has life denied me the childhood friend romance I want so badly?

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>>13758285
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758285
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758285
You wouldn't dom a beegirl would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758285
What, if she's beastman she has a snout? If she's a bug, like a butterfly or bee she doesn't have a mouth but a proboscis?

I can't be doing with this.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758293
This is rape

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>>13758289
How about you think back to elementary school on the playground, and how you behaved and who you spent your time with, and maybe you'll have the answer.

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>>13758223
Most of the written material is useless thanks to the type of character KC claims is creating the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758282
You no like smash?

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>>13758300
She was in the forster system so she left after bonding for like a year.

[Anonymous No.]

[cute moth noises]
http://puu sh/iVx1x/9a7445b134.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758213
Who did that again, I can't remember his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758326
Nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758300
I had a cute tomboyish childhood friend but we moved away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758331
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758300
I was shy and didn't talk to many people.
Also my phase of "Girls are weird" lasted until I was 14.
Younger me ruined it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184

Kitsune-bi. Not bad, of course I'd prefer an actual physical kitsune.

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>>13758333
No problem.
Everyone should experience the cute.
I want to be the retired, veteran caretaker of a trio of loli monster girls in the adventurers guild, chasing after their hijinks as best I can with the crippled leg I have.

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>>13758300
I think about how in that catholic school one of my friends would sometimes sneak in a bucket full of snakes during recess.

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>>13758266
>>13758289
>monsters
>especially succubi
>waiting until they're older

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758351
Loli lilim is pure girl
She wants to build a blanket fort and watch Megas XLR with Oniichan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758351
Why are you assuming that she waited until they were married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Will-o-wisp
My parents can't be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758355
yes they can they're your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758350

>Going to Catholic School

Shame, shame, shame, shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758353
>Monsters
>Pure
>Lilims
>The ones that with the DE of all the monsters coursing through them
>Waiting

You owe me a new pair of sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Kakuen
Damn, I'm gonna strike that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758386
Don't spank the monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758353
>lilim digs giant robots
Nice.
>Laying together in blanket fort
>Watching Megas together
>Start pretend giant robot fight once it's over
>Blanket fort collapses on us
>She's laying on top of me under the blanket as we laugh
>Laughter slowly fades and we both become aware of the situation
>Both of us are blushing hard as we stare at each other
>You feel a weird sensation in your pants from your first erection
>Lilim notices as it pokes into her thigh
>She's confused but instinct slowly takes over
>She gently begins to stroke and rub it
>It's not long before your first orgasm arrives
>Her hands are coated in your first seed
>She sniffs at it, curious, before taking a few small tastes
>Years later, you both become subconsciously aroused whenever you watch any sort of mecha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758394
Unicorn would drive them to ahego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758404
So would SEED and SEED Destiny cause the opposite effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Honeybee
If she's anything like Bibi from Monmusu Gakuen then this could be the greatest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758409
Yes, it would kill the mood so hard.
SO HARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Harpy

No problems here...that is, until she demands that she perch on your shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758404
>Lilim schlicking while watching Gundam
>She's been careful to hold out for the end of the fight
>'Here I go!!!'
>This is it. her pace begins to pick up
>'This hand of mine is burning red!'
>Her pussy is probably white hot
>'It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!'
>'BAKUNETSU! GOD! FINGEEER!!!'
>One hand reaches as deep inside as she can as the other toys with her clit
>'HEAT! END!'
>She cums as the poor robot explodes
>She rides out her orgasm for the last few minutes of the episode
>Goes to clean up as the credits roll
>Her chair is absolutely soaked in her secretions
Between building models & replacing her chair, her mecha love is getting expensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758337
Mine lasted till I was 8 at which point I just had no idea how to talk around girls which lasted until I was pretty much done high school. Sucks, don't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Khepri
>have to share a bathroom with her and they is demonic energy balls everywhere after she gets out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758438
I've just imagined a pirate with a Harpy instead of a parrot on his shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758448
Yep.
That would be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758068
B-but I haven't defeated Sheng Long yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
Weresheep
All is right with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Werewolf
Just what I WANted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758448
I'd stick my heatrod in her cockpit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Kraken
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Jinko

Not an option. Rerolling.

>Original Chief God
Heh. Rerolling.

>Sea Slime

Fat lot of good a jellyfish is going to do for watching over me. Am I going to get magic gills and just hide under her dress and tentacles for most of my childhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758475
>scans never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758478
>Jinko
>Not an option
I didn't know taste this shit existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758478
>Not an option
Man, you're STILL salty over that voting, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758478
>Jinko
>Not an option. Rerolling.
Nyanon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758478
Poor Jinko.

She can stay with my harpy and me for the duration...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758475
>Your kraken onee-san will never gently take your virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758472
>Thugdere Werewolf sister.

I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757799
>negima
Now I know the depths of your depravity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758511
Negima was Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

What a nice-looking moth lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758539
Is the translation for the second part a work in progress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758539
I would tell her to fuck off. Because she is worse monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758562
You're the worst organism in ever, but you don't see me complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758546
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758562
I want to tell you to fuck off. She's a love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758567
If you're the one translating it, keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>People that don't understand deep love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758577
Deep love my dick, bitch is a fucking crazy whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758577
Too much crazy. I prefer my Moths bashful and fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758577
I understand and adore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758587
You can be certain there are plenty of MGs that would deep love your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758577
I know right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758577
>tfw no yandere moth to give you nursing handjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758593
Mantis truly are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758595
I don't want crazy monster girls anywhere near my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Hellhound

Atleast i'll be safe.

Permanently

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758593
That's not deep love, she's just farming for armor components
>>13758597
While this may be my fetish, A) still too much yan, and B) blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758602
No they're not.

Mantis a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758606
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758577
>yandere
>moth
0/2, remove pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758603
Are you a paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758605
Shes farming for armor components by killing anyone who dares think of harming or stealing away her husband.
She already made armor out of a Sabbath cultist and a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758602
Would a mantis oneesan counter troll the smug squad to protect her otouto?

[Anonymous No.]

Line 907
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
>Loli-Oni's Vacation

In which Darling initially gets mistaken for a faceless fat man. I also think I'll add a date for the latest update to series titles from now on, in case anyone trawls the pastebin looking for new updates.

[Anonymous No.]

She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758615
No she'd go Dark Brotherhood on them.
With her maximum Sneak skill you wouldn't even notice her if she was crouching right in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758620
Tits too big, fingers too creepy. 8/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758610
No.

I just don't stick my dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758615
If by troll you mean 'hunt them down one by one, pin them to the wall, hold a blade to their throat, and make them all swear to never touch him again under the threat of decapitation, all while wearing that same emotionless stare', then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758626
>too big
Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758626
>Tits too big
>Too big
What am I reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758626
>Too big
>Too creepy
Not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758626
>Tits too big
there are no words for this level of faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758626
>Not liking big tits
>Not liking creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758184
>Mantis
I never really talk that much. So will we develop telepathy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758577
Crazy moth is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758617
This is out of the blue, but does Mina have a pear shaped body?

Also, the ab-job portion surprisingly boner inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758448
This cum on my hand, and on my chair, this must be the work of the Dark Gundam and KYYYYOOOOOOOJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758653
>pear shaped body
Sort of, yes. Her hips aren't huge, but they're definitely the widest part of her.

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of things would a MG say to you that would turn you into an embarrassed pile of mush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
"I love you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
"I'm pregnant~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
all she'd have to say was "love you" and I'd most likely die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
Tell me how cute I am while giving me headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
"You're so cute/handsome"
"I'm glad I have you"
"I love you"
"Get over here, I want to cuddle"
"You'll be a great father"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
My Beloved. You're the best.

Alternately, there's... Tonight. You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
Nothing.

Because I wouldn't believe her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
"I know what you get off to, you dirty boy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
This>>13758683
I have such a massive inferiority complex I can barely talk to a girl in a romantic context. If a cute MG told me that I'd be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
Anything that includes "ara ara" and "boya" in the same phrase

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758694
I know that feel.

Hopefully, she'll be the kind who will never give up saying those kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
Anything positive. I'm probably easily manipulated by a cute monster girl that knows how lonely I am.

I'd probably end up falling prey to even a Matango if she used some sweet talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
"I will protect your smile"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758708
Oh she totally would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758694
>>13758708
>"Ara ara, if you're not going to believe my words I'm going to have to show your body I mean it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758719
>Your smile will never protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758708

>At work doing your usual stuff
>You haven't been in a good mood today.
>A MG customer picks up on that quickly and tells you to cheer up and that you're doing a great job
>You give her some half-assed answer that she doesn't buy.
>She tells you she's going to come by everyday to cheer you on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758726
Hnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758719
But that's my line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758680
>>13758699

"Ara ara, did you really hope to confess to me today, boya?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758735
Oh great, working a shit job and now I have to deal with an annoying customer every day.

Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758739
M-Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758303
Oh I like to smash, but Smash is shit. No depth,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758743
To make things even better she's probably a species you don't even like, and she'll probably cock-block all your attempts to hit on monstergirls you do like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758753
Or worse, she already has a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758726

>And then she has sex with you after which she whispers those words to you again
>"Now do you believe me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758760
If she had a husband why the hell would she cock-block you or bother you that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758767
>"No."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758769
Maybe she's trying to get her CC sister to make a move on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758769
Maybe she's trying to hook you up with her daughter who is out of town or a neet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758778
Is the CC sister embarrassed by her sister's antics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758770

>"I guess you need more convincing then."
>Round two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758788
The answer will be the same until she leaves me alone for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758617
>More Hot-Hot-Hot Loli Oni

Hooray!
I wonder if I should elaborate on that Loli Oni short I wrote...

[Anonymous No.]

>'Sup nerd? What'cha doin', just dweebin' it up?
>Hey, you should be happy! You get a whole table in the lunchroom all to yourself! Haha!
>Nice shirt. What? Your mom buy that for ya?
>Hey, nerd, I'm a few dollars short for lunch. You got me covered, right? Otherwise, I might not be wearing this shades next time I see ya.
>Hey, do your parents ever, like...yell and hit each other or anything? Oh...yeah, forget I said anything, alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758793

Well then this might go on for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758816
I give her an hour at the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758816
Different anon. I feel like an ass already for not responding to her advances as an alpha should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758817
>You will never catch a fairy in a butterfly net and tie her to a table and rip out her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758808
>implying status effects work on me
How 'bout you go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758801
>elaborate on that Loli Oni short I wrote
Please do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758818

What if it goes on far longer than an hour? Like a few days or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758808
I want to help her deal with her negative feelings in a positive and healthy way so she'll be able to be a fulfilling and happy adult life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758832
That wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758839
It's gonna happen anon. You're gonna get appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758843
Never! You can't make me happy you fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758808
Time to dump a bucket of ice water over the bitch, see who's laughing then.

[Anonymous No.]

Long-tongued girls are the best.

>Akaname
>Frog girls
>Certain Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758822
Dude, what's your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758849
>Mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758847
I don't think that will make things any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758854
It will probably make her cry and shiver being a lamia. Enough time to steal back the lunch money and spit in her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758849
I want to grab her tongue and lead her around.
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758866
But the underlying issues that lead to her being a bully will still be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758808
You want to get soaked again? Are you a masochist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758873
Whatever, that's not his problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758873
You know how you deal with bullies? Hit them harder than you dare, show them fucking with you is bad business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758846

That just spurs her on to try even more. She's going to keep at it until you believe her. Even doing things other than sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758881
Or you could get her help from a therapist for something.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls are best at protecting human boys' smiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758881
But what stops them from putting you back in your place after you try to put them in theirs? What's to keep them from escalating when you try to rearrange the pecking order?

>>13758894
The ones who genuinely care about protecting them. The ones who won't stand around and do little to nothing when those smiles are gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758894
>having smiles in the first place
Plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

Which would you prefer?

Eating a freshly baked bake with Wurm, Sandworm, and Dragon that was made by Dragon's mother?
Or drinking chocolate milk with Jabberwock since her Lilim friend is absent today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758626
not big enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758902
>freshly backed bake

That sounds like a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758902
>baked bake
Baked PIE.
Son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758902
Jabberwock sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758902
You had me at Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758894
Onis, Lilims, Lamias, Yetis, Amazons, Jabberwocks, Your Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758912
>Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758915
Yes anon, Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758915
What's wrong with them? They just want to keep you safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758891
I'm not her dad, fuck her.

>>13758897
If you do it right, none will dare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758927
>none will dare
Well now we know that you don't know shit about anything relating to this.
Were you home schooled or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758927
But anon, her dad can't help her as her's either an abuser and/or is being abused. She clearly needs help from an outside source.This way you'll both be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758925
>>13758926
>Amazons
>Protecting anything
>Not being the worst monstergirl in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758900

I doubt saying you never had a smile to begin with will dissuade them from trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758915
Well he said human boys, not human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758897
Are you aware of the concept of first strike in military theory? It's like that. You escalate first, and do so with such force that your cripple your opponent's ability to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758936
>Worst monstergirl.

I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather take an Amazon over a Matango or Cait Sith anyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758936
Why would you get analpained at certain monstergirls for arbitrary reasons?

Why would you get upset at nearly every mention of a monstergirl you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758931
>you don't know shit

You American? Sorry, where I'm from we're not afraid to fight, and we don't make a fuss over every little scrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758946
>Are you American
Well now I know you're from /pol/ now.
Time to filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758937
But why protect what isn't there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758943
At least those two don't force you to act like a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758936
I might be a hardcore maledomfag, but really? The worst?

I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758936
Amazons are lovely ladies. I want an Amazon to hold me in her arms as she feels me all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758936
Thank you for the hot opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758952
>maledomfag

No you're not, nobody here is a maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758950
>taking care of the house and cooking things are only things women can do
Ah fuck it. Arguing with you is like arguing with a brick wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758949

No you see they'll try to get your smile and then protect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758947
>muh /pol/

Okay faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758950
I want to bitchslap an Amazon and call her a pervert for spying me while i'm taking a shower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758957
Since you obviously know better, you might telling me my PIN? I seem to have forgotten...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758957
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758942
Any more nuggets of armchair general wisdom to share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758963
That's what happens when you use a communal shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758965
>mind telling me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758963
>Not letting her watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758959
Never, they can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758958
>taking care of the house and cooking things are only things women can do
You're right, betas can also do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758957
>Here be bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758977

No. But they sure can try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758950
>force you to act like a woman

How? They won't hit you.
Just tell her to fuck off. There, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758970
Hey, I actually have to study this sort of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758987
Who am I to tell them how to waste their time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758975
Is she allowed to jump on you? Cuz if not, I would try to see how much I could taunt her and get away with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13758979
But housecare and cooking are really useful skills to know if you ever plan to be independent

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759005
Big loli thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759005
>Dem wide loli-hips
Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW she thinks you're going to cheat on her with Visuvius BBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759005
That's a bottom heavy fox. Just the way I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me a daughteru cuter than a harpy.

Protip: you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759036
Werekitten, Hellpup.

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath would be improved with Elin thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759012
The huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759036
Mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759036

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759041
big fat elin thighs you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759041
My headcanon is way ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759005
That kitloli is made for tucking into bed tenderly and then getting in with her to hug affectionately, falling asleep together with.

I'd make sure she feels safe and secure with my arms around her, and delight in the sensation of her gentle, rhythmic breaths as she sleeps, ears flapping and tails wagging against my skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759047
Cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759036
Your favorite one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759052
Gay: The Post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759036
I can't think of any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759056
The fact that MG daughterus never seem to inherit any traits from their dad bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759062
Genetics are all chance.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759058
Did she just hatch with clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759038
>>13759046
Wrong. Harpies are the cutest and the best.

>>13759045
>>13759056
Wrong unless the answer is a harpy.

>>13759058
You got it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759062
That's not true. Cheshire daughterus inherit their father's dick.

I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759064
It's a guaranteed 50%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759047
Based Mojarin and his Elin obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759036
Lamia
>Curls around your leg for rides around the house
>Coils up in your lap for a warm nap
>Pretending to be a rattlesnake
>Tickles & raspberries on her long tummy
>Lifting up to the cookie jar because she can't quite stretch far enough yet
>Watching her pretend to be a water snake at bath time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759072
>spoiler
You shoule be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759057
Lolis are made for loving and protecting. If dicking happens, it happens, but you don't go in just to dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do her doggy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759052
I was thinking about intercurial, but that'll do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759072
Dohoho, you bet those smug, albeit plump little asses of theirs are going to get the daddy D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759067
Is being wrong your fetish? It sure seems like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759088
Does she like it ruff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759084
Gay 2: The Gayening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759062
Well, when your gender and species are locked in, there's only so much they can really inherit
>Hair & eyes
>Skin tone maybe
>Height & build possibly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759095
Only if you can deliver instead of being all bark and no bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759090
Stop this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759109
That would be a start. Usually, all I see are clones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759113
You say this, but then you post that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759084

Except Kitsch herself is for cumflating and fucking until she's pregnant with your kits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759113
Boy, that's fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759114
That's more of an animu style thing than something specific to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759084
This. If she wants the D is fine but forcing her to accept the D is not ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759125
Are you a dire wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759098
I'm going to cherish and nurture that loli kitsune, and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm going to brush her tails and her hair, help her get dressed into her shrine kimono, and play with her in the bath every night.

It'll be so pure and innocent, it'll make Yotauba& look like Bible Black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759129
I guess that's sorta true. There's no excuse for the colors though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759134

I'm neither a dire wolf nor do I condone that disgusting story, faggot.

There are other stories with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759121
Because you need to see how disgusting it is. Watching your proportionally massive cock fill her up. Her tight, tiny pussy gripping you like a vice. Handling her little hips as you pound her little ass. Her face contorted in a mixture of pain and lust. Her little stomach bulging out as you drain your balls into her still-developing womb.

It's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759126
Gay 3: Gays of Future Past

>>13759131
Gay 4: Back To Gayness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759140
I condone all kinds of faggotry done to cheeky loli kitsunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759150
Movie Titles X: It's super clever, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759136
Until the time comes for someone to mat that fur with semen. It will happen, it is nature. Whether you let someone else do it, or do it yourself, is inconsequential.

[Anonymous No.]

Trader Anon again, Live on Anonkun
http://anonkun.com/stories/monster-girl-engagement/SFsYm33TcSXz3zcdw/monster-girl-engagement-session-3/nLEzzFrrRYAwd77Wn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759156
Jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759166
Yes summer-kun, jelly is pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759166
>not gay 5: the gay strikes back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759146
It is indeed gross. Why I am so disgusted I want you to tell me more so I may reject it thoroughly in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759169
Drat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759168
I'm sure you'd think so, you love your buttsex so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759184
I only do it because your waifu insists on it.

Could do without it, honestly, but you know how she is...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise a loli matango in a plant pot. I'll keep her sheltered from the world, shielding her from people's fear and prejudice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759171
Oh, it gets even worse!

When she sees how happy it makes you, she's going to think that it's okay. She won't resist whenever you come back to her. And to make it even worse, she may even start to like it! She'll actively start to seek you out for sex. Climbing up onto your lap while you watch TV, her underage pussy soaked & burning with desire. Climbing into the shower with you, held up into the air as you pound her against the wall. Waking you up to the sound of her moaning, her legs splayed open to give a perfect view of her tiny slit stretched around your cock as her hips buck wildly.

And it only gets worse once her mom joins in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759189
You absolute madman! You let her ruin your asshole with that dildo of hers? She never could convince me to try it, you are a hell of a trooper. Look me up once you alp. I'll introduce you to a buddy of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759193
A mother? Doing that to her child? Inconceivable! You lie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759196
Wait, how would I alp from fucking her in the ass?

I must consult the guide immedately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759191
Take her to Wonderland so you can have the superior Mad Hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759199
Oh I wish I was.

You would think that she'd be the voice of reason, but no. Once she finds out, she'll join in on the debauchery. Instructing her daughter on proper foreplay and oral sex. Helping her perform her first blowjob, ecouraging her to take her father's cock to the back of her throat. whispering lewd praise as she tearfully swallows his thick load. Teasing & suckling her budding breasts and rubbing her clit as daddy buries himself in her pussy. Lewdly kissing her, fingering and eating out her own daughter as daddy stokes himself watching. Instructing her to do the same to her, riding her husbands cock tauntingly as papa eats her out. Grooming her into a perfect little cocksleeve to bear daddy's children.

Truly there is nothing more debased than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759146
>>13759193
>>13759215

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759152

Yeah, but Aftyn's kind of a fag so it all evens out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759215
I am shocked and appalled sir!

Are you sure there's nothing worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759215
I hope someone's capping these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759220
I'm trying to prove a point. The only way people will stop wanting to sleep with their daughters is if they understand every single perverted, vile action that it entails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759206
Well, I doubt she'd appreciated you waving your micropenis at her. Surely she did you a favor by removing it and showing you your true purpose. Aren't you happy and grateful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759232
And I want you to keep telling me about every single perverted, vile action thoroughly so that I can comprehend the gravity of the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759235
Micro or not, she still said it was bigger than her husbands. She was rather passive-aggresive about it though.
Might I suggest couples counseling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759248
Now I get it, this idiot got into the wonderland tea again. You got to kick that habit man, it will not make a man again. You knew what you were getting into once you decided to be a shank warmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759215
I am shocked and appalled. I refuse to believe there are people out there, who'd visit such debauchery on their daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be part of a platonic threesome.
>Yourself, one other guy, and a girl.
>Thought about asking the girl out, but decided not to out of respect for the friendship
>Go camping with your two best friends one day
>Sleep in the car
>Wake up in the middle of the night to find the girl blowing you
>Figure out that she and the other guy have been screwing each other behind your back for who knows how long
What do?
Does anybody remember the name of this doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759265
I really wanna know what it is with you and your "me being an alp" fantasy.

Is there something you wanna tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759146
>>13759193
>>13759215

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759276
Tell these people to leave my life with utmost urgency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759271
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759282
Coiled
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759228
No. Unless... Oh, no. Surely, you don't think...

That she would raise her own children to be the same way? Grooming them from a young age to be slaves to their father's cock. Until their entire family is nothing but several generations, all sired by one man. All of them clambering over his body, desperate to to feel some part of their beloved father on them, inside of them. Satisfying their horrid urges in an endless, incestuous orgy. Until the day finally comes when they are finally called to bear their father's children. Locked away with him for the entire night as he endlessly pumps his seed into them, impregnating each daughter in turn to bear the next generation. As the rest of the family loses all control, assaulting one another to the sounds of their new sisters being conceived with papa.

Surely nobody could be so base as to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759276
What's this have to do with monstergirls again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759292
I figured that when I said "Girl" people would just infer "Monster Girl" in the given situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759286
Lies and slander!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759231
If no one else does, I will when it's all said and done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759276
Putting aside that I wouldn't be in that situation to begin with, tell them both to fuck off. She is clearly a slut, and he didn't have a decency to mention it. Terrible people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759291
Absolutely revolting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759291
pretty gross tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759280
You poor alp, you don't even recognize yourself, you're too far gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759291
Truly horrendous, but how can a man defy such a fate? The gods made boners so much stronger than us, surely, there must be a reason to for all this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759286
MFW I wrote that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759343
You're projecting so hard, people can see you two galaxies away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759358

MFW Screencap-kun posts my shit in here all the time to try and get a reaction out of me.

MFW Kosm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759343
I want to Alp you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759367
Why no, I'm not of that persuasion, but if you accept yourself, I'd be happy to introduce you to a guy, or guys, if you're eager to become the cumdumpster you were always meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a pudgy lazy Alp and spoil her and treat her like a Princess

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, my name is Sister Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759378
What book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759378
No, you fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759378
Man stop using my waifu to shitpost you ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759276
I do not, sounds good.

Fuck her rotten duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759354
We must stay strong, brother. Spread the word to everyone who will listen. We must work together to avoid fucking our daughters. Rise above the temptation of her small, young form. Push aside the fantasies of her pussy wrapped around your cock. Fight to make the image of your cock bulging up in her stomach revolting. Make the cries of ecstasy as she cums on her papa's dick akin to nails on a chalkboard. Drive away thought of your sperm swimming in her nubile womb as your cum oozes from er little snatch.

Expose yourself to these vile images every day to remind yourself of how horrible they are. Spend as much time alone with your daughter as possible to remind yourself of how much you love her. Together, we can put an end to the plague of daughter dicking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759377
I want to be your Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759378
I thought I already told you, I got a copy of your book from Sister Cunningham. He made it sound so interesting that we even asked him to come back and perform a few sermons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759377
only if it's a pudgy jabberalp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759378
No thank you.

Crotchless pants a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759390
Yes! Yes I shall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759389
I don't much care for it myself, but the artwork is great and the girl's a real qt.

Shame the plot is such shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759391
Well OK, I wouldn't be picky where the pudgy Alp came from, just as long as I had one and could spoil and dote on her.

>>13759396
A Jabberalp would be olev too. Especially if she's still awkward with her powerful body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759414
Take her out for hotwings.
Watch as she struggles to sit in the chair and hold wings with her new big MEATY CLAWS!
Enjoy her expression when she finds out that beer doesn't hit her as hard as it used to.
Experience carrying her to the car as she drunkenly slurs how your alright, she coudda got a lotta other guys but yer alright anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759414
I want to flay an alps skin, and run them through a salt field.

[Anonymous No.]

I want one of a Jabberwock's tentamouths to smoke a cigar and blow smoke in my face while saying it knows a son of a bitch when it sees one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759435
And slap it?

My reference senses are tingling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759435
>A Jabberwock Mouth with a Gold Tooth, Cigar, and Mobster Hat that intimidates you everytime you go out on a date with your Jabberwock GF
>Has several times threatened yo have you sleep with the fishes if you ever break her heart
>Sometimes at night when you're wrapped up in your Jabberwock's grasp you can hear someone polishing a gun on the other side of the bed
>The other Tentamouth just spouts Spongebob Quotes at appropriate times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759434
Alps are a shit but that's way too far, instead of flaying and salting then you should just pepper them with bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759394
>He
>him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759435
>All of a Jabberwock's tentacles are semi-sentient
>They talk shit at you when you're around
>Drinking and eating since it won't affect them
>Jabberwock has to deal with periods of tentacle induced drunkenness
>Has to exercise a lot to balance out all the crap they eat, but she still has a bit of pudge
>The tentacles will whistle & cat-call while you have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759450
>Appropriate Times
Like what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759452
Gah! This is what I get for not proofreading. I go on auto-pilot because I know the reference and forget to gender flip it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759396
>jabberalp
I don't know how to deal with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759466
Is there ever not a time to quote Spongebob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759474
>Not remember the whole Robot Devil sequence where a Milk Anon ended up making the perfect waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759465
>you will never have a holsaur hug you from the side, so that your arm is squeezed between her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759475
>Engaging in sex with your chubby jabberwocky
>As she rides you on top (it helps her confidence) your about to reach release when you hear it scream "ARE YOU FEELING IT ANON?"

[Anonymous No.]

wan wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759483
If I had a chubby Jabberwock I'd always let her top and build her confidence. Mainly because I'm a submissive femdom househusband dragonslut, but also because I'd get a better view of the chubby Jabberwock in all her glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759512
Only if it doesn't come with superfluous parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759517
>being the bitchboy of a pudgy Wrock
How low can you sink, anon? Next you'll say you'd let her collar you just so she can feel all powerful and in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759512

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759517
>submissive femdom househusband dragonslut
Man, that's a mouthful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759539
>posts once every 3 months or so
That's not nearly that bad you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your childhood crush be your greatest pokemon rival as well?

Would the two of you push each other to reach the top?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759596
Nigga please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759592
I only like the pogeyman series for its soundtrack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759596
Why is Neferpitou NTRing the King?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759608
That looks nothing like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759537
Damn straight I would! I'd wear the collar she picked out for me with pride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759596
Fuck off etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759625
You're the kind of wanton boyslut tat would lick a Wrock's big, meaty claws and thank her for the honor, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759633
There's much more to lick then just the paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW the idea of yandere Lava Golems, yandere Jabberwock childhood friends, and yandere in general is making me spin out of control into the event horizon of fear boners and possibly shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759633
Oh I'd love for her to make me clean her whole body with her tongue. Every single part of her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759647
*with my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759647
>cleaning every single part with your tongue
No, my friend, this is not a road you want to go down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759644
Let the yan flow through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759601
I was a little disappointed when she changed out of that outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759663
Oh yes it is. I'm licking my Jabberwock Mistress and no one can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759669
Letting a chubby mg dominate you...
Fool! They are for teasing and bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759674
No! They're for pampering, loving, serving, building their confidence, and cuddling! I'll serve my plump Jabberwock Mistress and make her feel loved by being her cute little boytoy and armcandy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759378
Sharing is communism, and communism is a disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759663

>be licking all over
>is that a penis
>oh shit
>cleaning stop
>full stop

[Anonymous No.]

>1 ton Baphomet statue planned to be erected in a court house
I feel as though Sabbath or KC is behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759685
>Not jiggling her belly and calling her a 'big' dragon.
>Not commenting how she's going to be larger than her horde pretty soon.
>Not Engaging in the hate fucks to end all hate fucks when she finally snaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759697
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759691
Well, I mean, I was just getting at him maybe not wanting to clean her asshole, butt that would be pretty bad.

>>13759697
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759697
citation, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759704
>>13759706
Satanists doing things in Detroit.
Google it up. It seems Detroit is the next target for Sabbath though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759706
>prude that wouldn't toss his waifu's salad

son, i am disappoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759704
>>13759706
>>13759715
>I don't read the news

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759698
I suppose I wouldn't mind loving teasing if it lead to femdom in the end. Though I'd prefer to ask other things, like why she even bothers having wings, because I'd be amazed if she could get her thick body off the ground.

I don't want to tease her too hard though, I want her to pin me down and put me in my place, not be miserable and lose her self esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759722
I'm not American though.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is this girl, and why do I think she may be comfortable as an MG?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2768224

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759722
Will this be like MegaTen games so I can summon demons with my cell phone and fight to survive in a shitty universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759718
That sounds hilarious.

>>13759721
Fuck no, man. It wouldn't be an issue for me, since she wouldn't need to use it for anything other than sexual stuff, but his actually eats and sh... stuff.

>>13759722
Why would I? There is never anything of value stated and if it were people I know would tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759731
They also have a robocop statue so he'll probably take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

help me guys! i don't want to have bad taste, what should i do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759727
Found a link since he wouldn't share. Shit's apparently over a year old, though.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/06/satanic-temple-statue_n_4551499.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759722
>Google it
>Detroit
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759735
Stop being sad and start being awesome.

Also, get a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759726
If that's all it take to get her depressed then she is no true dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759735
How do I know if your taste is bad? Tell us who are your favorite monsters, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759745
Dragons are people too, even if they're proud and pudgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759768
Then if she's doing that, take her out and have her show off her hoard, a dragons greatest pride is their hoard.
Although I guess you could also tell her that the extra pudge is a sign of her wealth and opulence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759752
Kikimora, P'Orc and Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759781
>elf
I bet you kiss 3D faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759781
I don't think anyone full-on despises Elves though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759784
What's wrong about Elfs? they are molestable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759784
We're not in /a/ anymore, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759775
>Although I guess you could also tell her that the extra pudge is a sign of her wealth and opulence.
I want to try and build the chubby Jabberwock's confidence by convincing her that her pudge and health is a sign of her wealth and greatness, and convince her to mock that /fit/ vanilla Dragon down the road as a way to build her confidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759791
They're the closest things to human women there is. May as well go outside right now, get married, and have 2.5 kids.

If you like tsundere I swear to 4...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759788
Not unless all the rape is hate-rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759795
Like that matters, were you here when anon posted some decent MG cosplay the other day? Knew I should have capped that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759784
Take a chill pill brohan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759801
I want an Elf to rape me and forcefully impregnate herself with our daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759781
It's not shit, but not good either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759799
tsunderes are the godtier girls for molestation, it's no fun if the girl you are trying to molest doesn't resist you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759781
>Submissive monster girls.

Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759812
Some monstergirls must think the same about human men.

[Anonymous No.]

You don't have to be so dramatic, miss elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759799
>not liking tsundere elves
Get a load of this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759801
>Hate-rape
>Not savagely teasing and molesting the elf, but never putting out
>Not getting her worked up to the point that she's begging for it
>Not making sweet, tender love to her until she's satisfiesd, cuddling on your chest in the afterglow with a teary smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759812

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759835
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759831
FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759836
Who's this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759665

I'm scared to.

[Anonymous No.]

>treating elves s people
>liking tsun

I hate you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759825
Why are Elfs so molestable? i swear to god the practically are self-molestable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759843
Very well.

Tomorrow, at dawn, I shall vanquish your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759847
>Having shit taste
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759835
Are images in which the characters are nude, yet they aren't showing their naughty bits considered okay for blue boards?
I know this is unrelated, but I'm still kinda curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759796
This can only end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759781
5/10 taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759847
Believe it or not, there are people that don't follow the memetic anti-elf shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759857
I going to kill that kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759844
Homer Simpson, sir. One of your onaholes from Sector 7G

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759857
Pretty sure that as long as nothing is visible, you can imply all you want. Hell, I've gotten away with full frontal pics that just had mosaics. Granted there was no actual sex, but it still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759855
>liking tsun
>thinking you have the right to discard anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759867
>memetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759844
Four from Drakengard 3.
>>13759875
Oh, thanks. I still deleted my image just in aces though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759884
Yee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759867
I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759902
Nigger, I'm not RPing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a whole horde of elf slaves and make them bake cookies to sell for profit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759908
>elf slaves
Minimum wage employees that live in an Elf ghetto nearby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759914
No, those are the worst kinds of slaves. They don't even care about the job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759908
Imagine the possibilities, one day you are buying an Elf slave, a year later you are a multimillionaire with restaurants all over the world managed by your Elf harem.

It would make Tanukis butthurt as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759065
link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759858
>Anon clings to his chubby Jabberwock's claw as she shouts about what a loser the /fit/ vanilla Dragon is, and how she's probably a poorfag
>Dragon just ignores her and keeps shifting through her mail
>Chubby Jabberwock then shouts at Dragon if she sees her bills piling up and can't pay them without engaging in manual labor
>/fit/ Dragon just says deadpanned "At least I can see my feet when I look down."
>Anon has to take the Chubby Jabberwock home and cuddle her while trying to calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

>Banging dark slime gf
>She's in total ahegao mode
>Speech is slurred, she's losing cohesion
>One of her face tendrils floats up next to you
>"You know she's faking it, right?"

wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759981
>Dark Slime
>Jabberwock
>Chimera
>Homunculus

I'm gonna build a batshit schizo harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759981
It would be fun to see a Dark Slime cock-blocking herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759908
Elf Scout Cookies, now in Delicious Brown Chocolate, Lemon Drop Rape, Holst Milk Chocolate Mint, and Peanut Butter Elf Ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759970
http://exhentai.org/g/618290/b2b2177c60/
Warning: This is some damn tasty vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759906
Fool, who's RP'ing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760009
Damn, what a beta bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759981
Git Gud,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759012
This girl is Ragna's sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760031
Technically, she's one of a series of (at least 13) clones of his sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760031
She's a clone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760037
>>13760038

Now I feel kinda bad for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759981
>tfw a Dark Slime's face tendrils are all the female paladins she absorbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760050
It's a life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760053
They only transform chicks, not absorb them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760050
Why does that make you feel bad for him?

What should make you bad for him is that he was experimented on as a child, and after a briefly nice childhood, had his arm sliced off, was brutally trained by a cat-man, regularly gets fucked over and trolled by a vampire, gets brutalized on a regular basis, and may have wound up genderswapped just to cap off his completely awful life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760050
>yan sister clones
>yan 'brother'
>bitched at by tsun loli vampire
>adopted cat dad

well, there's always taokaka at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760069
Jin isn't actually gay for him though since he also has feelings for Tsubaki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760073

>ice car right into gay butt sex

jin is a shitty ky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760063
>genderswapped

WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760053
>Slime
>Transforming a paladin
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760069
To be fair, cat dad is best dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760079
It shouldn't be unusual that BB characters are composites of GG characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760081
At the climax of Chrono Phantasma, Nu jumped him and apparently fused with him. All that was shown in the game was him with a Black Beast-ish aura attacking Noel and Jin.

Now the theory is that after the fusion stabilized, pic-related might have been the result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760069
Why not Noel? I know she becomes Izayoi/Izanami? in some timelines, but she's not a danger to him, is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760097
Izayoi is Tsubaki with a Murako outfit.
Izanami is his actual sister, Saya, possessed by the God of the Dead.

Noel meanwhile, actually acts like his little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760094
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760094
Jesus christ what a piece of shit Blazblue is.

[Anonymous No.]

i want /v/ to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760094
Damn alping, ruining my manly men with giant swords.

Blazblue should've just sticked to alping people like Mai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759949
I want a portly, himedere tanuki whos acting all high and mighty to cover up for the fact that she thinks I just want her for her money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760123
I want you to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you cuddle with a tall nee-san matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760130
Do I have a special condition that makes me immune to the mind control spores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760094
She's getting the D and responsibility taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760130
No.
Definitely a Mad Hatter, but not a regular Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760138
pretty sure it already has the D
it's half dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760135
KC monster boys are reversible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760094

I just want to protect Makoto's smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760142
Alp rules.
She's getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760146
I want to protect Noel's smile.
A Makoto is good to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760130
I would burn her to the ground. From a few hundred meters away, upwind, in a sealed armoured vehicle, while wearing CBRN protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760142
>it's half dude
I don't know, those hips, breasts, and lack of a dick scream female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760146
Not a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760146
>>13760150
Bullet > both of your choices.

They're still good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760150
Noel mai /v/ waifu.
But I ship her with Makoto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760135
Go to Wonderland so you can have an onee-san Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760162
Mah man.
I'm also a Mu-13 fan

>>13760157
Why not all three at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760155

Doesn't really matter to me. I'm the type that clings to someone and becomes devoted to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760166
I don't think Mad Hatters get rid of the problem of mind controlling spores.

In fact I think they're scarier because they make you THINK you're still in control. Smarter than ever even. But they've still got a hold of your mind and your crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760123
The funny thing is, now I don't see the autist sperging because somebody posted something /a/ related.

Talk about bias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760175
I don't remember seeing anything in their profile that says they do mind control.
Just put on their hats and mock neckbeards, like the other MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760008
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760178
/jp/ is a spin-off of /a/

[Anonymous No.]

Who are we? Who keeps making these threads? I just come here for the stories and OC, but it's not like I'm thinking of MGs every second I'm not here. Do you guys have any other hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760170
>Why not all three at the same time?

Yeah I guess that sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760170
Do you mean Nu, or 12?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186
Yeah, I got video games, books, sometimes cooking if I feel like it along with some gardening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760155
But seriously, what the fuck was up with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186
Not only do I have other hobbies, I also have a job, friends, and a life outside of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760193
Kagura somehow got her into bed, and then she immediately regretted it, swore off men, and just kisses girls and molests shotas now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760201
>Kagura somehow got her into bed
Kagura is an unlikable faggot anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760197
Cookie for you.

I'm just curious cause we've been at it a while. Who talks about girls with extra bits on the internet all day? What kind of people am I with? I wonder what the average age is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760191
Fuck, pressed the wrong key.
Mu-12

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186
I work part time, and I'm in the process of moving/fixing up a dirty old house. I like to collect stuff and write things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760205
Precisely my logic for why she expresses disgust towards him, and never shows any attraction to any fully-grown men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760193
Arc System hating yurifags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186
I am single-highhandedly responsible for all the shitposting in these threads for the past 2 years, way back in the /a/ threads.

I did it all. I am behind pushing and starting countless shitstorms. Collars, Maledom and Femdom, you name it I did it. Hell, I made stuff that normally was fine to discuss into shitstorms. This was accomplished via samefagging, and altering my writing styles. I've contributed so much and started almost every shitstorm this thread has ever experienced. I'm also behind a good chunk of the OC in these threads. I'm several writefags who operate under different aliases, and I've made countless images, drawn and edited.

I've done it all, and masquerade as other anons and xfags all the time. I've started countless threads, countless shitstorms, countless images, countless OC, countless ideas. I know it sounds like an exaggeration, but that's the beauty, as you won't believe me. Sometimes I want to quit shitposting and starting arguments, because I genuinely enjoy Monster Girls. But it's just too much fun, like playing with matches. And it's so fucking easy too.

Call me HeroAnon, call me Meta Knight, call me Fujoshit-kun, call me MGU, call me Tumblr, call me /pol/, call me #tailpussy, call me Bob, call me /r9k/, call me reddit, call me /v/, call me an Alp, call me a furry, call me whatever you want. I did it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186
I just poked in because monster girls are cool. I feel that the culture is too "girl" and not enough "monster" so I doubt I will return though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760214
Stale pasta, go make another pot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760206
I've actually been active in these threads since they first started appearing on /a/ every few months or so. But now I have to take frequent breaks due to the shitposting and stupidity that goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760223
We've been pretty mellow lately. Nothing beyond "your taste a shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760213

Based Arc Systems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760229
I feel that. We've been getting kinkier too, as far as I can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760209
Stuff like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186

All my hobbies are dead, basically I work, browse chans and occasionally play video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760215
The farthest I'll go is Thomas' style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760215
>cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186
I want to rub her belly with pomegranate seeds, then lick her clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760236
Figures is what I'm most into right now. Dolls, Legos and coins are other things I collect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760247
Where can I find more art of this squishy brown goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760247
Why greentext of cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760262
Artist's name is Ordures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760262
Chubby elves, best elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be wake up on a cold winter morning under a pile of fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760267
I was quoting and it's not a word I think of when monstergirls are involved. "Sexy, hungry, lascivious, interesting, fun, exotic" come to mind, but not "cool."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760271
>any elves
>good
RIP anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760272
Severed fluffy tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760274
Hate all you want. I would impregnate an army of healthy chocolate elves if given the chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760279
Three Kitsunes and an Elf with a butt plug tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760282
>I would get murdered in my sleep by an army of healthy chocolate knife eared tricksters
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760274

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760287
What are you trying to push?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760288
>Not naked under her apron
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760304
>Using an apron incorrectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760288
That doujin was fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760268
Thank you for that lead, and praise be to gelbooru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760292
GAS THE KNIFE EARS
RACE WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760318
Impregnate the tanukis!
Snuggle war now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760318
Nigger it's 1 AM where I am, do you have anything better to do at this time?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls respond well to pleas for clemency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760326
>not 5am

What are you complaining about? What are you 90?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760338
I don't have the willpower to stay up that late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760327
>pleading

Found the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest a loli Kiki and make her wear lewd outfits while she learns how to clean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760339
Nigga just play some games, watch some movies or read a few books.

Really not that hard to stay up through the night.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the belly a Lizardgirl and Salamander's weak spot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760345
I'm going to tickle a loli lizard sailors tummy!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spank an elf with a pizza paddle. Full force. Then I want to sit beside her in bed while she whines about how much her butt hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760345
>Quit it! Get away! D-don't! KYAHH! Don't rub my belly, baka!

I am disgusted with myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760348
Would you perforate the paddle to give it less air resistance? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760345
Oh god. Lizard waifu reacting like that would be too much for my ventricles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760327
Nothing sadistic of demonic, for sure. You could probably get most to go easy on you if you offer the dick in exchange. Otherwise, it probably depends on the species.
>Dragons- appeal to their pride and power, or offer some treasure for their hoard
>Elves- play off that superiority complex. Make yourself seem not worth the effort
>Arachne- Show an interest in weaving, or offer them some high-quality weavings
>Sphinx- Riddle your way out of it
>Dwarves- A bit of gold or quality metalwork will buy your freedom
>Lizardgirl, jinko, or any warrior race- try to fight for your freedom. Even if you lose, your spirit may endear you to them
>Lamia- a bit of music to pt them in a trance for a quick escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760360
Hadn't thought of that. Well, yes if she's a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760363
>begging before any of these

Where did your balls go anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760363
>your spirit may endear you to them
>endear

en·dear

/inˈdir,enˈdir/

verb

verb: endear; 3rd person present: endears; past tense: endeared; past participle: endeared; gerund or present participle: endearing

cause to be loved or liked.

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, please don't burn down the thread.
Instead find something else to keep yourself occupied, like splunking or wrestling grizzlies in the wilderness.a

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760361
How about your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760375
A what anon?

A what?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760369
I'm trying not to be raped every day on my adventures. Pragmatism trumps dignity.
>>13760373
Maybe not endear, but get them to think that locking up a potential rival isn't a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760363
>give a sphinx a riddle
>she can't solve it
>decides to follow you until she can

>show interest in an arachene's weaving
>she likes that you likes her work
>she gifts you something and like an idiot you accept

>offering gold to known lovers of it and hoarders

This >>13760373

>all this shitty advice

Traitor kun is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760377
They've come for me anon.
There is no escape, I hear drums, drums in the deeps.
I go now to face my end, to charge the genki horde head on.
Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760340
I bet the threat of alping would keep a number of them off your back.

How many of them would go "Hehehe! He's going to alp! I'm gonna alp somebody!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760377
And with daughteru it'd be straight-out cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760386
Not man enough to pet your Lizard daughteru's belly? I thought as much.

[Anonymous No.]

The most sadistic thing an MG could do to me, is basically wax every single hair follicle below my head off my body.

Just imagine it all being torn off, your skin red and lightly bleeding in places before she slaps some balm and ointment on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760395
Man, I just want my ass hair removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760395
Thank you for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760399
I can braid mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760384
Well, average has been taken by goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760399
My nigga. I'd be fine wit every hair aside from the ones on my head just... going away. I'm bishie enough as it is, that shit's just a pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760395
And then she'll use mamono mana to make you like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760414
>TFW Bishie master race
>Shave and look great
>There are ugly fat fucks in this thread who will never get to be princess carried by their big tough waifu
Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760385
I like to think MG pussy feels so good they can correct a would be alp.

>"But I like dudes!"
>She stares blankly, before she starts undressing, kicking him onto his back when she's done
>She lowers herself on him slowly, straddling him, grabbing his head in both hands and holding his face to her chest, letting her feminine scent fill his nostrils
>Keeping him there with one hand, she grabs his member with the other and begins stimulating it
>"That won't do. You're a man, and men lay with women, I won't let you go to waste"
>She looks into his eyes and lays him down flat, kissing him while he mumbles protests
>She puts her whole weight on his crotch while keeping his arms pinned to his sides, not letting him breathe, writhing her hips to get him to full mast, and breaking away when his resistance falters, leaving him panting, trying to catch his breath
>Fast as lightning she frees his erect cock and forces it inside herself, a small whine escaping her lips, lowering herself once more so she's face to face with him
>"I won't let, I won't let you" she says in a trance, with every thrust of her hips
>"It's not fair, you can't use this on other men, I won't let them have you as they please either, this is mine"
She bucks faster, embracing him fully while he kicks uselessly and claws at her back, he can it coming, he begs her to get off
>"Mine. Mine. IT'S MINE!"
>She clamps down on him as she climaxes, biting into his collarbone hard enough to draw a trickle of blood
>She sits on him panting wildly, drool running down her chin, her eyes trained on him
>"I'm better...hah, hah...better than any man...so stay, be mine"
>He looks away
>"Still refusing me?" She places her hand on her belly. "But your body is honest, it felt good, I know you felt it, I just have to make your heart honest too"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760447
This is true. As an Ameritard, I get to be a smug bishie and laugh at the fatties as I have a medical condition that never lets me gain weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760454
Hey, that's a coincidence. I have a medical condition too that makes me a skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760447
>>13760454

>bishie
>master anything

Master fujobait and knob polishers maybe.

BARA MASTER RACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760447
>>13760454
>>13760473
Where do average people fall in all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760451
They just have to give sim some venom or blue flame. A strong enough desire to dik the waifu will halt the alpingprocess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760494
Normies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760473
>Anon is a fat hairy fuck who has a neckbeard down to his testicles
>"I-I'm just bara..."
Enjoy your devilbugs.

>>13760494
Average people get average Monster Girls. Enjoy your average and vanilla life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760494
We experience the ability to carry or be carried depending on the girl.
We also are able to go for the widest variety of girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760498
We know, I'm just saying it's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760505
>carry or be carried
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760503
>Anon is a fat hairy fuck who has a neckbeard down to his testicles

Wrong, the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>having looks-concerned Monstergirls in your canon
There is plebeian, there is shit taste, and then there is this.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a chuuni witch matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760525
No one likes matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760525
Only if she becomes a Mad Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760522
>having shit looks

I came here to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760515
>this is the motto of a hidden club of husbands who gather every now and then to lift and git gud
>A regime different from the baras
>Different from the bishies
>Where normal men can reach abnormality and attain the strength to carry, and be carried

>You'll never be strong enough to show a dragon girl that the world from the height of a man's shoulders even surpasses the world from the height of her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760525
I would a mojyo witch Apophis, but never a Matango.
Matangos are not to be fucked with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760544
>mojyo witch Apophis,
Somebody needs to draw this. Tomoko as an Apophis.

Along with her one pretty friend as a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760534
>shit looks
Nope, and my point is it doesn't even take it. Just having tastes in people m8.

Still caring for their appearance and expecting to be all beautiful like a hypocritical motherfucker, but that's what escapism fantasies are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760544
Hoo boy

http://i.imgur.com/AE1jMjQ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760555
>Marche.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

This is done all the time but fuck it.

Here is the rules if you are a bad enough dude to try it:
>you have a Echidnas waifu
>you are trying to have daughterus
>roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Okay the catch is if you roll a non-monster girl page it's over, no more daughterus. IF you roll a monster girl page that's one of your daughterus and you are allowed to roll again to try for another daughteru, keep rolling until you hit the a non-monster girl page.

Yes I know there is a decent chance of having 0 daugterus but that's the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>Polove for the first
Shit roll. Shit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>Charybdis
>Ignis
>Goblin
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>Echidna
>Mimic

>Holstaur milk

I'm totally fine with just 2 daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

Which smug life crew monster girl would you like to see break down in an embarrassing mess as she confesses her love to you and then you live happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>just a Beelzebub

dang dude, can't complain though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760576
Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760544
>Matangos are not to be fucked with.
Are you are sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>sea bishop
Neat
>Weresheep
Great
>Amazon
I am not pleased
>Parasite slime
I want a divorce

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760576
Any one of them is fine. I like all of them.
Though admittedly, I like Cheshire and Kakuen more than the rest.
...Okay, it's Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760576
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760586
I am VERY sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>Poseidon

That was fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>Ren X
>Will o Wisp
>Amazon
And then KC's Q&A. Huh, good roster

[Anonymous No.]

Can monstergirls miscarry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760576
I want to see a Cheshire break down in an embarrassing mess as she confesses her love to me and then I tell her I don't feel the same and maybe we should just be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760576
Cheshire just pouring her heart out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760601
All these fucking betas around me...

You break it off with a monstergirl you do it mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
Since Echidnas always have an Echidna daughteru first, I'll tack that on as a gimme.
>Echidna
>Hobgoblin
>Wurm
>Yuki-Onna
>Werecat
>Wurm
>Ushi-Oni
>Barometz
>Nureonago
>Hobgoblin
>Sahuagin
>Lizardman
>Alp (How?)
>Goblin
>Chimaera
>Harpy
>Wererabbit
>Selkie
>Merrow
>Red Oni
>20 daughterus
Someone please get me some ice for my pelvis, because that's a lot of impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760576
I'd be good with all four of them.
But if I'd have to choose an order it'd be Hellhound > Kakuen > Cheshire > Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760609
You're awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>Mandatory Echidna
>Dark Priest
>Chochin-Obake
>Sahuagin
I don't think they'd get along that well. Not bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760566
>Monster Girls
...does this mean I get all the daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760635
YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760609
>Alp (How?)
Noticing your waifu's remarkable fertility, DL offers her to try some experimental stuff to birth a son. Doesn't come out as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is most likely to be a digital dummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760651
Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760651
All of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760651
Wurm.
Golem.
Ryu.
Dragon.
Wyvern is my main bet though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760640
Awww, okay...here's your Everlasting Gobstopper back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760186

I'm just some guy who lives alone, plays videogames and write some MG short stories The original reason I started writing was there wasn't much of anything relating to Kejourou so I wanted to try my hand at writing since they're my favorite MG.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone hate matango so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760665
Body horror before the retcon, and messing physically with a girl's brain when transforming her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760665
Why is bubonic plague bad?
Why do people fear pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760667
>girl

Who gives a shit about the girl, you became an unthinking mushroom man who gained sentience for like 2 minutes every time you came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760672
Behelit mg when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760667
>Body horror before the retcon
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760675
HELL NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760674
That was before retcon, KC toned it down to just gaining a mushroom cap on your head. They're still shit though, I don't like hats. I don't want a permanent hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760679
Before the retcon, Matango basically forced you to fuck it until you were fused into the mushroom mass itself and had no conscious thoughts besides cumming and moving your hips.This produced more spores to flood the area and infect more areas into unmoving mushroom people fused to the ground, walls, and each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760681
>became
>past tense

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760686
So did alraune, you became trapped in the flower and couldn't even remove your genitals from inside her. He needs to update dryads, since the profile says you fuse to the tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760686
Newfags tend to forget that Matango really is just the fungus itself. When they go "That matango is hot." what they really mean is "That human girl was hot before she got the world's worse fungal infection and her brain eaten alive."

>choose all the tea in the captcha
No captcha, I'm talking about regular matangos, not mad hatters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760681
You can just pull it off along with you brains and some of the essential arteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760699
>You can just pull it off
I could see KC doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760698
So the matango could be considered the spore itself, kind of like the roper parasite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760703
Yes. There's even a kind in the World Guide that can't infect humans anymore but is prized as an aphrodisiac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760667
Mindflayers mess physically with your brain when they rape you, and they've got a mixed reception at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760712
With Flayers you still have hope. Matango spores are irreversible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760719
Oh no, I'll be stuck with a cool hat for eternity. This is so much worse than being a dildo squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760712
Mindflayers are purge tier. Anyone that likes them is a D&D faggot or got swayed by that drawing if the MF loli with her "grandpa."

You've been to the wiki? Zero love for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760726
Wat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760724
Okay, you have a point. post-retcon is marginally better than mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760724
>I'll be stuck with a clear giveaway I'm not human so some asshole can shove a spear through my ribs while another immolates my wife

FTFY

>inb4 incubi are human

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760724
I'd actually sort of like to be a dildo squid. Being able to cling to my wife and fuck her as she goes about her business in public is my fetish. Id bully her by reaming her extra hard whenever it's inconvenient or embarrassing for her to twitch and moan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760727
You heard me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760726
Anyone that likes them still at least thinks they can be something better than NTR Special, and instead spend their energies finding their own husbando or otherwise being productive monsters of society like most others.
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760730
>letting a paladin spear you
>not spamming spores at them until they turn or die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760736
Is this Elona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760735
>thinking ntr squid is anything but people funposting
>ignoring they can invalidate all you are on a whim

Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760732
You are mah nigga, good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760737
I haven't heard of a paladin riding a loli into battle yet, so it can't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760737
If this was Elona your Dog girl partner would fall down a well and die, you'd get pregnant with ALIENS from drinking well water, you'd get to make a wish with another well, and angry Dragons and Fire Giants would pop out of a present someone gave to you and proceed to destroy everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760741
>ignoring they can invalidate all you are on a whim
They can't invalidate Thunderbirds.

They can't invalidate Sandworm.

They can't invalidate Gazers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760654
>Spending a month with distant relatives you didn't know you had, hanging with a young looking wight who was apparently your distant cousin or something and centuries your senior
>"Got any good games?"
>"Games? Uh, sure. I'll go grab the one I used to play as a girl, Oh, it's been so long"
>She rushes off to return a while later with a dumb childish grin plastered across her face and an ancient looking yoyo, the gold-looking string tied off at her finger.
>You watch some what stunned as she shows off her prowess, giggling as the toy seems to levitate in mid air
>She even puts some ethereal glow into the toy and spins it fast enough to leave after images, shaping out a heart, and your name and hers in cursive
>She stops and looks at you expectantly, a pleased smile on her face, waiting for praise
>You give it up 'till the point she almost emits smugness and then ask for something more recent
>She tips her head to the side cutely, and gives you a blank look
>Spend the next week holed up in her room in nothing but underwear, with a console and some entry level games, gaming atop a pile of pillows until you drop, where she pulls you into a cuddle and strokes your hair until the two of you wake up again an resume gaming, lewd penalties slowly bleeding in as consequences of loss.
>You single handedly turned a girl used to high society balls into a neet who only games in her underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760735
>monsters
>productive
>monsters in charge of doing anything other than finding ways to become prettier or hornier

U wot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760749
What?

>>13760754
>teasing the balls while throating the shaft.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760750
nigga yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760741
I want a Mindflayer to make me get pleasure from being mindflayed and brainfuck me with her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760757
Git a better monster waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760750
>anon is a bad influence

Who knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760762
Good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would you pick as a platonic best friend to hang out with? It can't be your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
Cheshires.
Chances are, they're great at making people laugh and are just fun to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
My waifu's sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
Mind Flayer or Mad Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
>platonic
Nigga, this is monstergirls. There's nothing platonic about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
Fujo Cyclops. I'd do nerdy stuff with her before going home to my sporty Oni waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

V1 or V2?

It's her face.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers go in through the ears, are we supposed to ignore they'd have to break your eardrum and skull to get to your brain? Unless, after getting past the eardrum they curve the tentacle and go up the spine instead.

Fuck your catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
werebat homie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760778
But what if they're married to someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760750
Adorable and magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760782
After. I like sharper more delicate looking features.

>>13760783
I was always more concerned with their tentacles having snot and earwax and shit all overthem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760787
Fuck the hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
Another Alp that's not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
Platonic? Why, certainly not my waifu, I'd be pining for her all the time. It'd never work.

I think the MG I'd most get along with platonically might be...a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760783
Mamono mana ain't nothin to fuck with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
If I have my waifu, I don't need a platonic friend, or anyone. Just my waifu and only her, forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760799
Be best friends and do everything, loving and simply fun, with your waifu?

Yes, that is the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
I'd be good friends with all of them while keeping an emotional distance from all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760783
Every mindflayer story I've read had the penetration be painful

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw not much more art of this godlike waifu out there
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760802
What are you, a harem protag?

>>13760804
Joint pinches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760767
But lazy distracted sex is the best
>He doesn't want to lie on his back upside down gaming as a half-naked wight straddles his hips, her panties pushed to a side, her lips sucking at his hard cock as it kisses her womb
>He doesn't want to straddle her hips with his cock buried in her ass as she lies face down
>He doesn't want to hook up some oldschool lan on opposite computers and have her grinding into his lap with her chest to his as she works the computer behind him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760791
>their tentacles having snot and earwax and shit all overthem
If the tentacles are small enough to enter your ear, they're small enough to enter your urethra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760804
You my nigga, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760799
My nigger
I want to live in a cave with my oomukade waifu far from civilisation and doped up beyond belief

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760805
But...what if she's made of rubber or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760805
Worse, a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760804
>tfw I always associate Living Doll's personality with that of a maybe slightly lewder Melfina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760770
I have no idea so I rolled.

>karakasa Obake

Eh, I guess we'd watch movies and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760812
Rubber burns. From a handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760753
keep up with KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760799
>>13760800
>>13760809
>House Husband Anon when his waifu leaves for work and insists he needs no one else
Is it worth it? The long waiting an loneliness, sitting alone at home waiting for your companion/lover to return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760806
Someone needs to elaborate and write these wonderful things in full-length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760820
Be careful.
You absolutely cannot walk home in the rain with her.
If you do, you will surely fall in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760806
How did you get that from my post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760762
That's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760831
You said that the influence was bad, thus implying that the results of such an influence would be bad,

[Anonymous No.]

butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760803
Not MGE ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760827
>Implying we don't both work from home
>Implying we don't play around and flirt all day as we work
>Implying we don't work for the same design firm, so that on the rare days we have to go in to the office, we can continue our "Games"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
A bug, someone slap it! On the butt, preferably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
...this was worth hearing about for so long. It is very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760827
>Not using the time to be a NEET, shitpost online and play vidya
Bitches act like keeping a house clean and having dinner ready is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
I want to cuddle every bug girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
>all that detail on the abdomen
>barely any ass
>Lightning ass

ONE JOB ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760804
Because Bloodborne and Rozen Maiden already got the living doll thing covered. Same reason why I don't complain about the very little Alp fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760834
You still turned a high society girl into a slob, yes you are a bad influence and I don't want you near my kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760859
They don't try to rape you in those games though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
Finally! An image of a Mantis what shows her wings nicely!

And what a cute butt too.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got Church tomorrow, what Monster Girl would be able to help me come up with an excuse for why I can't go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760853
Doctored to protect you, citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760872
One that can't burn the church down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760872
Dark Priest, duh

You can do just as much missionary work with her at home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760860
High society is overrated, being forced to talk to self important assholes and dress in uncomfortable clothes. It makes her feet hurt and makes her wish she was at home in her underwear gaming with you. Because even if you can't be there in person, at least she can hear your voice and be in your party.

>>13760872
A Fallen priestess would take you with her and fuck you subtly through the proceedings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760884
>A Fallen priestess would take you with her and fuck you subtly through the proceedings.
But the whole purpose is not to go, if Anon had a dark priest in charge of him, he'd just be forced to go to all the services!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760872
>Not enjoying free live music, a free sociology lecture, free coffee, and hanging out with some friends for a few hours
Church shouldn't be miserable. Don't go if you don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760884
>High society is overrated, being forced to talk to self important assholes and dress in uncomfortable clothes.

I hate this poorfag stereotype of high society so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760891
>free live music, a free sociology lecture, free coffee

What church is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760895
Enlighten us Count Chocula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760833
I'd rather use her tentacle sheaths as an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760895
You sound like one of those self important assholes I'd be forced to talk to if I went to a high society function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760896
Don't bother, last time I went to that Church and drank the coffee I knocked out and woke up in a back alley with a sore pelvis and could barely see a nun running away. Later there was apparently a "virgin birth" at the place later.

It sucked, the service was mediocre, and my pelvis was too sore from the coffee to even see the new virgin baby. Would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760896
>choir
>sermon
>coffee

Average Christian church in the south that's not run by hardshells, thumpers, or brimstoners. You can always tell a good preacher from a bad one from being able to put everything in a historical, geographical, and cultural context and not treat the holy land like it's some fantasy location on another planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
I like those eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760910
Hardshells?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760910
>Christian
Mmm...
>South
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760917
>South
>Nope.
Carpetbagger please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760920
>Carpetbagger
Stop making up words dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760924
>doesn't know carpetbaggers

Great, now he's going to think I'm an uneducated idiot because of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760924
>making up words
Northerners never fail to surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760920
>south

It's hot. It's lonesome. Everything is so fucking far away. There's barely anything to do. Old folks are racist as fuck and their accent makes me want to tenderly massage my eardrums our of my head with a screwdriver.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone tell me why my 'Chuffmaster 3000' crate has something moving inside of it? I'm afraid to open it, but I need those exercise supplies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760940
I can guarantee I'm further south than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760932
>>13760940
Get ready for the
>Implying I was serious, I was just pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760942
>RPing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760942
Something must've turned on by accident when they were moving it. Was it Cheshire Shipping? Bunch of mis-handlers of a shipping company
Just open it up. Nothing in there'll kill you so just find what got knock on and turn it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760940
>making up words
Memesters never fail to surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760947
>fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760899
First of all rich does not equal high society. Usually old money is high society but it's all completely intertwined with all the culture and the arts and public places of an area. The nice free stuff in the city, the new benches in the parks, the big concert for the fourth of july, all that sort of fun stuff is usually funded by donations from the high society folks.

People that run the museums, university professors, players in the symphony, all the different people at all levels of income that have influence mingle in the different functions.

And the reason that there's even places like those museums is because there are rich people who care that those things are preserved and displayed and available to everyone.

High society is not insular rich snobs. It's the people who actually care about where they live and have the money to do something about it. And they need good relations with everyone to do that. Super rich people are generally the ones with the least to prove so are pretty laid back. They're at a function to have some fun and talk with some people just like anyone going to a party.

Insular rich snobs have their own little secret society bullshit, but that's not normal public high society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760942
send it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760941
>It's hot.
git gud.

>It's lonesome. Everything is so fucking far away. There's barely anything to do.
Anon it's like that because you're an antisocial idiot. If you live anywhere in the continental US, you should be able to reach a decent sized city and to something.

Besides you don't know anything about "too far away" until you've lived in Alaska.

>Old folks are racist as fuck
This is a bad thing? I'd rather deal with old people who mumble about niggers than seeing gay pride parades in my street.

>>13760950
>Relying on Chesire Shipping
Just use Jabberwock Shipping, it's much better and longer established.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760884
>You will never date a Pharaoh girl who dresses up in boy's clothes to go out and have fun with you
>As her disguise to escape the pressures of high society, even if only for a moment

[Anonymous No.]

What would make your slime waifu do this?

http://i.4cdn.org/toy/1436688980748.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760968
That's fucking doll murder

Reported to the Lilim for reeducation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760968
What.
The fuck!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760968
What a waste of a figma

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760941
>It's hot
Polar bear plz.
>Everything is so fucking far away.
You sound like one of those people from a forgotten colony that's the size of a county in the rest of the country
>There's barely anything to do
No need to lie anon
>Old folks are racist as fuck
Totally depends on where you are
>accent
That's fighting words

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760975
Weebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760968
>that second pic left to right

It's like she knew she was going to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760968
reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-SZYZLfZ7E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760959
>git gud
Satan pls
>antisocial
You guys are the cagey ones
>this a bad thing?
It's a mixed bag.

>>13760977
>no need to lie
I didn't.
>fighting words
I'll wreck your shit, needle voice

[Anonymous No.]

No fighting please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761001
Fuck you pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760999
>I'll wreck your shit, needle voice
But according to you, all I need to do is break into song to leave you rolling on the ground in pain. You gunna get cultured, zentradi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761002
Stop the bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761003
Your voices are annoying, not disabling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760941
>Old folks are racist as fuck
Are you some sort of brown or one of those people who gets triggered on the behalf of brown people when they hear something upsetting?

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly believe everyone in here is just an Alp. Let's just confess and stop pulling this charade on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761009
alp spotted

[Anonymous No.]

>Dat dere souf gun be rise agin, yee-haw! Squeal like a pig!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761009
Fuck you pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761011
Southerners starting shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761018
I wanna be a Lich-Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761018
Nice try faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761021
No please.

Don't be mean, that's not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761022
But that's wrong Anon, see >>13760917

I know Northerners like to rewrite history but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761022
>Starting shit with Southerners when they're over 1/4 thread population
Might as well start shit with Canadians too since they're #2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761020
>being this bad at imitation

That's clearly yankee elves.
>Dats gud chowdah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761027
Nope is an insult? Guy said it wasn't for him, but one of you pulled carpetbagger from your dusty past and here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761032
>carpetbagger
>dusty past

That's still used all the time. Next you'll say haint is a made up word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761027
And I'm not a northerner, I'm not even in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761032
>but one of you pulled carpetbagger from your dusty past and here we are.
Carpetbagger is still used today you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>probably going to have to move to the north or the south for a new job since there are none here

Imagine being around these people everyday, just kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761018
Nice try, Daddy-O, but not even Alps would fall for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761024
>>13761051
Y-Yeah, haha, none of us are Alps, I was just yanking your guys chains, haha. Yeah, no Alps here, we're all menly men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761053
>chains
Don't you mean 'spade tails?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761043
Take your pills rageaholic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761023
Those would be convenient. Insert bullying, receive spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761023
>not a Alperwock-Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761047
What the North thinks of the South
>Bunch of stupid poor inbred rural hicks playing banjos in a swamp

What the South thinks of the North
>Bunch of stupid welfare ghetto dwellers wallowing in filth

The truth is different of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761066
>not a Living Doll Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761079
Talking of living dolls, Symphogear GX has some. This cutie has shark teeth and drains the life out of people by kissing them, last place I expected to see monster girl material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761083
Oh wow.

Downloading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761083
>sharkteeth loligoth
>drains life with her mouth
Blowjob doujins where?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonfly cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

Would you this Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761097
That's not how it works, you little shit.

That girl is lovely though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760853
>>13760882

http://puu sh/iWcJL/eaff038e33.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761097
Cloaca is best, put your waifu's rectum to the seated hugging sex test

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761102
Now that's an ass I could get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761097
Cute.
>>13761098
Sorry I don't go for the sloppy seconds of a shit self insert oc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761102
>>13761109
>Now that's an ass I could let inside.
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761102
C+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761102
Nice and round, perfect in size for a Mantis. would bury my face in/10

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask Chubby Alp Senpai why she put a dead nigger in my garage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761135
She milked him to death and had no other place to put the corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761137
Chubby Alp Senpai is a stone cold motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761147
She's a cumguzzling, cock-gobbling maneater is what she is. Let that fat ass anywhere near your dick and you're done for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761135
Tarantulatino plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761153
He still owes me my monthly basket of snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13759981
Guess i'll just grab her core and massage it.

If she was faking it earlier, she certainly won't be faking it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761161
>Fuck, is season two out yet?
>Nope
>Next week

And now I've become hyped.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you name a single bug that wouldn't be great for cuddling? I don't think you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761183
Wasps, Devil Bugs, Stinkbugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761185
>hoarde of girls
>not perfect for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761193
But they're all gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761185
>creepy crawlies
>not perfect for cuddling
But that's wrong, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761196
DUMB GROSS AND SMELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761204
You mean "pumping you full of venom until you become hers"

[Anonymous No.]

What about a monster girl that combines every threadcanon into one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761206
I'm not going to be some slut for some ugly bug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761196
Mindflayers are the best for cuddling because they can literally make you cum from hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761211
We'll see about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761214
I'll kick and scream and punch her in her ugly face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761219
>I'll be trapped in her tight coils as she bites my thigh
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761221
Then I'll cry and make her feel bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761219
You'll scream in pleasure and ram your dick down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761225
I'll be ramming my head into a wall so she can't have me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761227
You'll make her cry at that rate. Why you gotta be so mean to a cuddly crawlie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761230
Because she's ugly, creepy, tried to drug and rape me, and she's a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761240
>tried to rape me
How is that any different to 90% of monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761244
She's not the kind of monster I want to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760835
She's a beauty.
I like her eyes and the way the wings are done.
Good artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761250
beggars can't be choosers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761254
>Rape
>Begging
Ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761256
You were begging to get raped. Otherwise you wouldn't be walking around with a dick, tempting poor monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761212
A Mindflayer getting overwhelmed by thoughts of affection and desire while rummaging around in her lover's mind would be pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761206
I mean "pumping her full of semen until pregnancy is ensured."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761261
there are rights activists who would argue with me, but your words cut to the core. I'm just a slutty fuckstick, who deserves to get raped by a pack of doppelgangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761267
Why doppelgangers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761270
>Not wanting to get fucked by every girl out there, and then pass out cuddling a shy timid cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761264
A Mindflayer invading her platonic friend's mind to make him love her, only to find that he already does, would also be pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Mindflayer to try to invade a Wurm's mind only to be driven mad from how dumb the Wurm is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761300
Why would she invade the Wurm, tho'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761300
>Mindflayer staring off into the distance, quivering and mumbling "So... empty..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761300
I imagine she'd make comment on what's on the Wurm's mind.
>"So empty, yet there's the same song playing over and over endlessly."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761306
>Happens across a Lich
>"Gah! So full!"
>Happens across an Ignis "Hot!"
>Happens across a Glacies "Cold!"
>Runs crying into anon's arms, where he soothes her with gentle massages and a moderate mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761319
>>Happens across a Lich
>>"Gah! So full!"
I'd love to see all the lewd things floating around the mind of a kuu Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761329
>DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS
>Mindflayer just silently blushes and walks away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761314
What song is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761334
Elevator music

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WONhTNyPM7A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761339
>A week after this song on contrant replay in her mind
>Wurm turns to her husband
>"Dear I think I have a song stuck in my head."
>He just weeps tears at the fact that anything can stick in her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761333
>Detailed fantasy of Lich being gangbanged by a dozen dudes in all holes and 'pits
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761339
Wurm probably actually gets surprised by the reveals at the end of Scooby-Doo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761345
>"It was Old Man Jenkins! I should have known!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761351
>Wurm-cahn's greatest case, "The case of the pie stolen from the windowsill"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757601
When will this picture be finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761361
>At the end of the case it turns out Wurm-chan took the pie
>But she made it so it was never stolen

[Anonymous No.]

The recent influx of Alps in these threads is worrisome to me. Let us all find girls to engage in heterosexual relations with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761369
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761375
Dragon YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761375
>heterosexual
Ew, get that outdated shit out of here
Gay all the way!
#50 states of gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761379
Why do you keep posting this? Are you trying to force a meme or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761375
I'm going out on a limb and saying Shut up Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761387
I've never posted it before, so I guess that makes it a succesful meme.
>>13761388
What gave it away? The Black Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761395
>Never posted it before
I don't believe you at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761399
Well this was my first time. I just wanted to belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761395
>What gave it away? The Black Dragon?
A mixture of that, the content and the time. They all pointed towards you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761406
Oh well. Night Terrors within nine hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761409
>nine
Six and you have a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761383
>Swimming suit with stockings
It's stupid, but it's somewhat arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761413
Make them dark and give her opera gloves and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761417
You're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761410
>six
Eeehhhh. What do I get out of it? Nothing? Thought so. Within nine hours. That means it could be within six.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761434
You get my goodwill and appreciation, and the satisfaction of knowing you've made a man happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761438
That's enough. Make it so, me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761446
Don't force yourself tho, work at a pace comfortable to you, Alpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761409
More centipede exploitation! Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761458
I just gave that time-window because that's how long I intended to stay up. All is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761459
Not exploitation, but tender love-making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761464
A twisted pervert taking advantage of a socially stunted Oomukade's naivety. Exploitation I say!
I dread to think how that beast will force himself on the poor girl next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761480
I'd take advantage of a socially stunted Oomukade's naivety, if you know what I mean. I mean I'd push her up against a wall, force her to bite me and rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761486
What if she was too cared to rape you, and just left you twitching on the ground for the next girl to find?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761486
You villain! Human filth! Creepy crawly fucker!

At least you'd leave the nice neighbor lady out of it. She's on young kitten anymore to take part of that kind of debauchery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761489
That's why you trace her venom glands with your tongue and give her long, sloppy kisses first.

[Anonymous No.]

You people make me sick. I bet you'll sexualize the dentist's appointment too when Nojiko finally gets one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761512
>Not sexualizing a man's thick vibrating tools thrusting into the throat pussy of a cockthirsty spaghettijap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761519
Hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761522
Sorry, I can't hear you over fantasies of men forcing their white stuff down a helpless oomukade's throat and grinding against her gums and teeth with their thick tools, crowding around the blushing helpless girl, each one taking their turn to thrust their things down her slutty mouth-cunt. And then viciously throatfucking her after performing their dentistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761539
That's as bad as showing an Oomukade Perfume.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a thing with a weresheep.

http://pastebin.com/jR7BVPpH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
Does it involve kidnapping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761544
>Oomukade must go through the most perilous place of all
>THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
>No giant rams pounding innocent sheepgirls senseless with their giant demon-energy infused cocks
Eeeeeeh. This caught me off guard, I was already listening to some sad cowboy bebop OST shit. Still, good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761554
Patrick please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
Whelp, my smile is gone for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
What's with Aftyn and his bad streak recently? he used to be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761565
This one isn't bad, it's just not happy.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul

Line 2411, a ghoul and her man eat not!Chinese food and buy icecream. Lewds in the next update. Comments criticisms, all appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761596
Here's some criticism for you: don't put up updates when people are trying to do something and are already distracted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
Well if a man's got to go that's up there on the list of best ways to do it.

Why are Weresheep so lovely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761601

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761614
Not like I'm in a hurry, I've written seven words and have four more hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761565
Well, I mean, I've legitimately never seen anything even worth reading for a few seconds from him, so it's not a real loss for me. A shame for the people who liked him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761596
It has about as mellow an atmosphere as you'd expect of a dinner date. Makes me wonder how Aoife and Skadi's outing went.

>You asked him why it arrived in Lily’s cleavage, but he swears he just gave it to her normally.
Clever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761098
I don't want the Purple Guy's sloppy seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761671
>not wanting sloppy seconds
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761596
>More ghoul
Good shit. And cute as fuck. Especially that feeding moment. Also, that Lily comment. Why is she so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761565

I'm living in Japan for the time being and can't devote myself fully to writing.

Sorry if its not up to par with my previous works; I didnt even know I had a standard, I just wrote what I felt was interesting.

And this one was deliberately short because it was for a time-limit contest, and I was in a rush to go to Nakano Broadway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761678
That's a crime against nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761678
>Wanting sloppy seconds

W-why? Are you an alp trying to justify getting a dose of spirit energy by saying 'it's okay because I'm getting it off of a girl's body'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761701
Your dick is shaped like a mushroom for a reason. You should use it for what it's for once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761705
...Fucking Matangos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761707
I would an oneesan matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761707
Yes. Fuck that soft, squishy fungus until it's seeping your cum everywhere with a disgusting ahegao on its face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761715
How could ahegao be disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

Name something more heartwarming than walking into the kitchen, your baby monster girl daughteru in her booster seat eating, and when she sees you she reaches out for you. Then you pick her up, and she hugs you and buries her head into your chest and makes happy noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761718
Her face is seeping your cum out of every pore like she's a jizz golem in a sauna. It's pooling inside her mouth, dripping out of her tear ducts, bubbling in her nostils as she breathes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761719
Easy. Her calling out "Daadaa" while reaching for me.
>>13761723
And she's making the peace sign, yes. Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761725
A DOUBLE peace sign, and her legs are stuck in a partial missionary leglock. She still softly moans and twitches in tune with your rhythm, even though you've been out for an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761732
See, there's nothing disgusting about this. It's the most divine form a woman can have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761737
You can't kiss her without a taste of your own cum, though. Or touch her. You either have to get all slimy to have post-coital cuddles, or leave her alone, dripping cum all over the bed for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761741
I take pictures and leave, as a gentleman does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761743
That's not very gentlemanly, though. You should show some restraint and creampie your waifu half-dozen times per day at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761749
Waifu? Oh heavens no, she's just a strumpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761753
>trying to pump and dump a Matango
You have fucked up now. She's gonna turn you into a mindless cumpump once she finds you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761761
No she won't, not if she doesn't want those pictures uploaded all over everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761766
Why would she care about the pictures after she's made you hers? She can just go sit in a cave as you hump her like a machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761778
Well what will her mother and father think of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761779
Probably that she looks happy and fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761779
>"Our little girls has grown so much, we're so proud"
And then they tear up and have to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761779
They'd be happy that she has such a passionate husband now. They always thought she was nerdy and bad with boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761785
>>13761788
>>13761792
I deserved this, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
I liked it. He had somoene that cared for him before he went, and that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761102
I wish we had art of more fat-bottomed Mantises with alternate designs from the base one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761097
>.less still can't out of sameface
I can't get a boner to his plasticine stuff anyways, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

Look to line 473 for some sweet lovin'.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

Why so ded?

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a great idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761809
I want a Mantis with long hair tied into a ponytail.

I swear half my time spent thinking about monster girls revolves around different hair styles or outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761829
Let's hear it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761829
Sounds painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761832
To tease a thread full of beta faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761837
Okay, how do you plan to go about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761840
You'll see, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761830
I like to think about alternate body types/hairstyles/color schemes etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761837
I dunno. The MonMusu thread on /a/ already has enough idiots to deal with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761827
And just because I finished early is no reason to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761837
Did they hurt your feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/4901387

[Anonymous No.]

Would you TZICH me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761876
Voted Beelzebub, cuckbug needs more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761876
What nefarious thing are you plotting this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761878
>No chest
DFC or I have to use the flamethrower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761827
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761876
Is >>13761837
This a part of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761886
_____________...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761850
>going to /a/
They have terrible taste and even worse autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761885
>ignoring my contributions to the canon of internet literature and simply taking the image
You fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761887
It is then, there's something to see here guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761876
Didn't you do this same thing not too long ago? And the hair lady won?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761894
You say that like /jp/ is any better
Considering this board is mostly just touhou image dumps, it's actually worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761899
Hey looks, someone remembers. Remember what I said it was about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761876
>Strawpoll is getting captcha soon
Maybe polls won't be get spammed by proxies/bots in future.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't you at least turn around? This is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761894
Tell me about it. Within the first few hours of EP1 dropping, it's nothing but horsefuckers and 'secondary' bullshit.

Kinda reminds me of the days when these threads were over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761909
I don't recall there being any level of elitism when we were over there, aside from shitposter-kuns "knights of manga" schlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761906
Yeah, I do. I don't know if it was you who said it, but I remember what someone said. Which is why I refuse to vote. I actually didn't vote last time either. You don't vote on things you know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761900
Best part of /jp/ is we have decent mods, I don't want the mods from /a/ after seeing the mod chat leaks. One of them's a yurifag that barely watches anime and wants to ban people who hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761375
Can they breath anything other than fire?

It feels weird that there's no subfamily of dragons that is actually like dragons except for Wyvern and Jabbers.

You guys think KC will do more Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761919
And what did I say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761933
I think he said he would in a Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761929
Pretty sure mods get to choose between two boards or more to moderate anon.

You might be talking about the same kind of people altogether...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761936
He seems to hang out on /mlp/ and /a/. If the guy barely watches anime I doubt he'd be on /jp/ which is even more weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761929
>One of them's a yurifag that barely watches anime and wants to ban people who hate it.

Why do I always have to share fandoms with idiots and crazy people?

Actually I don't think there's any fandom free of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
>nurse weresheep
What's next, holst? And a maid holst too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761934
Something that confirmed you a Fenoxo tier faggot. It wouldn't really bother me, since I'm the report and ignore type, but it would probably irritate some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761948
its funny since they said monstergirls weren't /a/, and they still let attack on tumblr shit up the place.

the mods wanted to save /a/ but they saved nothing. I'm happy that kusinagi fucked off and whoever is running it isn't being a cuck like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761948
Welcome to being a fat lover
A good chunk of them are nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761909
most of them were newfags since they were hung up on polt, even the /a/ shitpost irc showed up with old trollbait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761966
My nigga. Fat is really only a fantasy for me because irl fat people are indescribably awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761969
I still remember that on /a/non that called the /jp/ threads furryfaggots although they love Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761974
Same, it's one of those 2d only things for me due to
A, health problems
B, most are terrible as you said.
Id a monster girl that big in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.]

What is your preferred level of ferocity in a monstergirl?
>tfw no buff Hellhound waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761966
Welcome to being part of any sort of fandom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
Bison-girl during mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
Aggressive but not to the open violence point.

>>13761940
Yeah, just looked at the /a/ thread.
It's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
I want to have a standoff with a buff Hellhound that doubles my weight!

God fucking dammit i have such a deathwish and i don't give a fuck anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762026
Tatanka snu-snu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761827
You are a depraved and deeply disturbed person. Who could ever love a centipede?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
As long as she doesn't broke any bone I'm fine. I don't mind some bites and scratches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762034
>you will never see a blonde haired, blue eyed bishie knight decked out in silver armor with a red cape try to elude a tall, buff Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760314

It was digustingly generic and vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762046
She's going to be just as pelviserated as I am. The pure force of our crotch-mashing is going to sink California like a second Atlantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762068
Decent vanilla doujins for elves are so rare that rape and ntr are "generic" for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
No broken bones, no missing limbs, no vore, and, above all, no belittling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762034
You know, that sounds nice.

>Go lifting on leg day, sun shining (the bastard) and birds singing.
>Halfway through squats when a 350lb Minotaur of pure muscle walks over and tells me we're going to be lifting buddies
>"That's Ok, I don't need on-"
>I wasn't asking.
>Fastforward to sweaty shower sex and letting my parents know that I need my old king sized bed in my place.
>My DnD group's face when they see me DMing with her walking through my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762059
No bully pls, I love Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762068
>generic
Nigga please, if anything it's a change from Elf Rape Doujin #8999

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762092
It is less than 9000

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762092
>You will never have the ass planted firmly on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
Anything from meek, cuddly Weresheep to wild rapacious Hellhound that makes me wonder if she'll eat me or fuck me silly.

If we're only talking the ferocious ones then anything as long as there's no murder, mutilation, broken bones or other permanently debilitating injury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762155
Right with you there, I'm fine with all ends of the spectrum. One of my top 5 is Ushi-Oni with another being Weresheep. Variety is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna make love~
Even when I'm dead!
My body might be cold!
But it's always hot in my bed!
MAAAKEE LOOOVEEE~!
Don't be afraid!
Just 'cuz my heart ain't beatin'
It don't mean you won't get laid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762155

Prefer the softer MGs as far as dom goes, but I love me some Lava Golems.

Spidercow can go fuck itself with a chainsword.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does revising one story make me feel the compulsive desire to reread/re-edit all my old ones? Please, I just want to write new things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762275

At least you're able to write right now. I'm too deep in the hole of procrastination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762275
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762270
>Spidercow can go fuck itself with a chainsword.
Oh come on you bully, they're lovely at heart. Just give one some hugs and bellyrubs and with tickling behind her fluffy ears and she'll be in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762278
Quicksilver

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762282
Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
It varies. My second favorite is probably one of the most gentle MGs possible, but Hellhound and Ushi are both acceptable. Probably the only two that I would actually go for on that spectrum though. As for things involved, see >>13762079 and >>13762155

>>13762275
Because as you improve you want to improve your past stories as well. It makes sense to me, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762287
Don't do me like that anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762282
You're okay. But you really need to write more about hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762281
I want to walk up to an Arachnotaur and caress her face, leading her into a kiss. Then while she is distracted, I want to pull off her seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762299
>spoiler
Huh. I actually think those would fit his interests pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762281
Give me the fox in the back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762301
You're a brave soul, I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762299
What kind of Hellhounds are we talking here?
Cute submissive Hellhounds?
Tender, dominant Hellhounds?
Hellhound pups?
Thick, chubby delicious Hellhounds?
I can keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762281

>Perfect wife.png

Yeah, shes in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762311
I'm not him, but all of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762311
>Cute submissive Hellhounds
>Tender, dominant Hellhounds
>Thick, chubby delicious Hellhounds
All of these sound wonderful.

>Hellhound pups
Only if it's a cute daughteru story.
Daughterus are not for sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762281
>>13762281

Except nobody writes Spidercow in a way that makes me think "Huh, I think I want my pelvis eviscerated!"

That and Not!Kojima Spidercow was fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762307
>>13762314
A fox is fine too.
>>13762311
Tender, dominant Hellhounds with no shota shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762311
>>Tender, dominant Hellhounds
>>Thick, chubby delicious Hellhounds
Two for one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762311
The thickest of hellhound for tender loving switch sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762310
While she's busy eviscerating my pelvis, I want to trail kisses up her neck stopping at her ear to nibble and whisper about how many daughters I want to give her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762311
A switcher between cute submissive and tender dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762316
>>13762319
>>13762323
>>13762324
>>13762331
Time to for me kick some ideas around then. I'll probably put this at the top of my ideas list, to be done once edits are stable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762311
>Tender, dominant Hellhounds?
This kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762334
Yay, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762334
Thanks, friend. Looking forward to it. Especially if it involves hellpups in any form, but either way. I'm glad you stuck around after getting such a muted response to your Doll story back in April.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762281
Waifu/10, would take that Ushi right on the rubble of that table.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtsV4bWPHsY

>YFW the attitude of the Lava Golem depends on the region of the world they're encountered in

>Polynesian and Hawaiian Lava Golems are more humanoid in appearance, often wearing leis fashioned out of some kind of flame retardent flower, mimicking Pele with their Hinezumi fur dresses

>Vesuvius BBA and her daughters are more pragmatic, focused on smithing in honor of Father Vulcan
>Wear armor and look like the typical Roman legionnaires
>Kuuuru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762321
How disappointing, it seems people have forgotten all about the wonders of mighty Arachnotaur and her glorious religion.

Perhaps I shall refresh anons when I have the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762345
>spoiler
I am too. I knew that I'd probably get ignored for awhile at first, especially since I started off with an out-of-order long story. I feel like I've really hit my stride now with one-shots though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762359
Not everyone.

All hail Arachnotaur!

Bringer of holy chocolate milk, pelvis shattering snu snu, and fancy spider mating dances!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762370
Oh my...

But do you know of the third religion within the Trifecta of Moo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762380
Strawberry milk for the Khornaflakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762359
Please do. Ushi-Oni is the only gal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762384
Acceptable answer.

From henceforth, you shall be my Cardinal Bishop. Congratulations Mr. Anon.

You do Goddess Arachnotaur's glorious work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762380
>heart shaped pubes
Fetish acquire. Researching possibilities for expressing fetish.
Would an Alp even grow pubes?
>>13762394
Cardinal Bishop, eh? Now I can finally do what my idol did and send all my problems to church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762359
I got into a fight with a spider a few weeks ago, as absolutely stupid as that sounds. Since when do the little shits know how to sidestep and follow it up with a glaring taunt. It just fucking sat there giving me this look like it didn't have time for my shit that night. Motherfucker you were in my kitchen.

There will be no spider worship. Kahlua is better in milk anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

So what about that Dullahan doing slam dunk with her head? Was it colored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762400
Sounds like somebody forgot about the spider-sense and the tingly feelings it gives.

[Anonymous No.]

You know that hunger games simulator? I'm half tempted to do that with monstergirls just to speed things up.
Is this a bad idea or not? I mean it'd pretty much be a waifu war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762411
It would burn up through many images. Do it only if you delete the old image after posting a new one.
I always found them funny. Make sure to put some writefags into it to see if they can be made to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762411
I remember people doing that in the past. Just remember to delete images if you do. They take up a ton, if I recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762401
I want to put my dick in a dullahan neck hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762416
DEEP. THROAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762411
Nah, it wasted images the last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762359

Not so much forgot the wonders of the Arachnotaur as disappointed in how much she's become such a meme for vicious MG when Oomukade exist as well.

That and I'll never forgive myself for reading that hilariously tryhard cronenberg greentext involving one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762414
>>13762415
Got it. People will be able to see them in the archives anyway.
I need 24 monstergirls for this. Suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762422
Oomukade will never be vicious because they look like Tomoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762411
It's been done before. Just know what limits to push/maintain to keep from pissing off too many people in terms of image management.

People are gonna be vocal regardless of what page we're on or what the image count is at. Some of it is warranted though since /jp/ can be pretty bipolar on when a huge thread purge can occur and leave us in limbo for another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762426
Use characters from our stories, that'll make it meaningful. Also Moth-chan and Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762426
Things like Ushi, Hellhound, Manticore, etc. Especially that last one. I want to see how she dies.

>dramatic discrki
You trying to call me dramatic, captcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762417
>Dick goes into head from below, exits her mouth and cums just inside her lower lips while she gives herself head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762437
Deus vult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762431
I second this 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762426
Whatever gets brought up the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762431
This is the Waifu war anon, I need non-name monstergirls so we can determine the supreme waifu out of all 24 contestants.
>>13762435
Ushi-Oni, Hellhound, and Manticore are being added to the Waifu War.
>>13762448
I need actual suggestions anon. What's your favorite monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762437
>Dick goes into head from below, exits her mouth and cums just inside her lower lips while she gives herself head
Just fap to guro. This happens there all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762453
>non-name monstergirls
Boo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762453
If you need a bunch, you should use the random feature from the wiki. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762454
>guro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762458
Yeah, just trawl through the latest updates on the list or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762462
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762467
Boo! You suck! Everyone throw rotten tomatoes at him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762435
>hating manticores
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762426
Paladin-chan needs loves too. She needs a chance to purge.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Ushi know how to stop web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762475
>liking manticores

Fuck off bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762428

You and Alp can fuck off with the Smellypede NEET bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762454
But I also want to ream her prone butt while gently kissing her. That would feel dumb with a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762477
They shit rope if that's what you're asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762475
It's just a meme anon, nobody actually hates any monstergirl. Except, you know, fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762480
>You and Alp
Yes. Me AND Alp. Both. Quite. I'll have you know it was never intended as a description of the entire species. Just sayin' why it ended up happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762479

>Liking Manticores makes you Bob

Then there's this bogeymanning faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762463
>not liking guro
Disgusting
Fucking normie

BTW she probably counts as MG since she is immortal and shit

>tfw no immortal kikimora to kill over and over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762477
Yes. Getting her hips to stop moving is a different matter entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762476
Fine, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762487
So you like eggs in ass Beelzebub and organ destroying futawoolf?

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762479
Well meme'd, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762492
Get the fuck out with your bait.

>>>/gurochan/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762492
Being immortal does not qualify as a monster girl you idiot.
If that was true Santa and others would count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762496
Man, you are really cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762491
>>13762497
To hell with you both and your meme monstergirls who was spammed endlessly and should not see the light if day again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762496
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762496
>eggs in ass Beelzebub
There's that misinformation again, Beelzebubs don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762501

>Santa

More like SANTANA

>>13762509

Except Manticore has barely been discussed because you faggots are running shit like Kikimora and Spidercow into the ground because you can't appreciate somebody else's taste.

Not everybody wants a jolly green rape train that people are going to turn into a moé dark skinned she-bitch who can't lift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762511
They did in MGQ, and that's enough for these scoundrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762509
Cry more, you are the only retard hater here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762503

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762509
>Stop liking what I don't like!
Just leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762501
So being immortal doesn't count but being human with magical powers counts? I call bullshit
She is more like an undead than a human.

>>13762500
Fucking moot killed based /g/uro board. I'm still mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762515
Manticore has been discussed to death and you'd know that if you'd been here longer than a week.

>>13762517
>retard hater
Yes I do hate manticore likers.

>>13762510
You first.

>>13762511
>every setting is MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762515
>Not everybody wants a jolly green rape train that people are going to turn into a moé dark skinned she-bitch who can't lift.
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take care of an orphaned werekitten, jinko, sphinx, cheshire, and manticub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762515
Seriously though, Immortals don't count as monstergirls since you can still be 100% human.
It's more like an occupation, or something that could better explain, as opposed to a species.

Also I hope you're not trying to start shit with Kiki and Ushi fans, because that's a bad idea when they have a better tract record than Manticore fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762515
>you faggots are running shit like Kikimora and Spidercow into the ground because you can't appreciate somebody else's taste.

>muh big fat throbbing tailpussy
>im a tailpussy slut
>I want to be a manticore slave

Eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing bad ever happens here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762528
Go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762515
>Not everybody wants a jolly green rape train that people are going to turn into a moé dark skinned she-bitch who can't lift.

Oh you want sadistic, grimdark bullshit?

>>>/vg/
>>>/mgu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762527
>So being immortal doesn't count but being human with magical powers counts? I call bullshit
Are you citing something from MGE? Last I checked KC wasn't the high authority on what is or isn't a monstergirl, especially after Witch and Cait.
>She is more undead than a human
No she isn't. She's alive and human.
100%.
To be undead means she would have had truly die and be resurrected.

It seems you're quite hellbent on pushing things that aren't even thread related. I suggest you go back to whatever board you crawled out of.

[Anonymous No.]

My opinion could beat up your opinion.
Yeah, yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762543

I didn't say grimdark bullshit.

I'm talking about an Ushi-Oni that actually has a fucking pair instead of "KYAA~ SENPAI NOTICED ME I HOPE MY SEAL IS STILL ON! <3~~~~~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762528
>>13762537
>>13762543
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I guess it is that time of the day again. Man.

>>13762531
Agreed, on the first three. I want to fall asleep in a pile with them every night.

>>13762547
Nah, mate. Mine are clearly superior. You can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762546
Why are you engaging him, do you know what it was that he posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762552
>I HOPE MY SEAL IS STILL ON!
The ironic thing is that sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762540
Does Alraune eating a fruit cake count as cannibalism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762558
Is it Alraune fruit? If yes, then yes. If not, then no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762555
Yes trips, all them cat types purring or chuffing as you all sleep in a cuddle pile would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

The Waifu War begins soon. Place your bets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762540

I'm not really keen on plant MGs.

Plus some of them physically fusing you to part of their body/a tree, etc terrifies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762556
Mai from Mai Chan's Daily Life? An immortal, but human, maid from a large guro hentai manga that he's trying to push as a Monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762552
Tough shit, MGE is the meat of this thread and it is moe waifufaggotry, if you want harder stuff look somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
Do it through imgur links

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
>Saber
Heh. Hope she makes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762574

>It's moe waifufaggotry

You can't seriously be this retarded if you knew anything about MGE's world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762575
Okay then.
Should I leave this one up so people know who's competing, or just delete it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
>generic monmusus
Boring. Also >>13762575, since I don't want to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762573
So you know he's either an idiot freak or a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762533
Nah, Mai was separate species/mutation and could breed only with other immortal

>>13762546
She dies ten times a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
Use imgur because we both know you're going to get tired of deleting images and then you'll leave them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762582
Get the fuck out of here with your generic bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762583
That much is completely obvious.
Must be from /a/ or /jp/. And look, he's still trying in post >13762585

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762582
I said it would be generics.
>>13762586
I already said I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762574
>it is moe waifufaggotry
If it was moe waifufaggotry, why do we defang and bitch about many of its monsters all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762578
>guys, MGE is totally grimdark, REALLY!

We've had this diccussion a million times, we know it's not all puppies and rainbows as KC says but bad stuff is marginal. Not doing this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
Go Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when these threads were good?
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762596
>>13762597

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762605
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762609
Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
C'mon Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762605
And you being here while saying that says more about you than about us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762597

There's a difference between grimdark and it being not nearly as sunshine and puppy dogs.

Go back to fucking /tg/ where your kind is welcome since if it isn't a perfect world it's grimdark to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762605
Oh please, this is just another slappyfight that'll blow over you whiny furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762615
Not. Biting. The Bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762613
Imagine taking that hose and spraying her navel with it to tickle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761827

I enjoyed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762596
>defang
The phrase you're looking for is "piss and moan in impotent rage."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762632
I bet you'll enjoy those threesomes that are to come, too.

[Anonymous No.]

He guys, is it even possible to catch 'em all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762631
She might spill her drink, and then she'd cry.
You won't like her when she's crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
How the fuck do I post imgur links?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762426
Griffon, sea bishop, and ryu are all I ask for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762637
>threesomes

But isn't this a tale of a boy and his creepy crawly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762645
Upload an image from your computer to Imgur.
Paste the image URL in a comment here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762426
Werebat let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762646
>tfw the only bit of writefaggotry the Griffon has is some shitty submissive maid shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762649
A boy, a Creepy Crawly, and an old cat who hasn't had a man in over a decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762636
Who is it that's bitching about moe spidercows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762652
It's saying it's spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762591
>he posted something I don't like
>must be boogeyman from /a/!
Yeah, no. I'm the one who posted dullahan and asked about slam dunk color. Fucking a severed head from the neck through the mouth and into pussy is guro territory so I naturally remembered about Mai chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762646
>>13762655
You two are a bit late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762656
And it was glorious. You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762656
>impling that's bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762656
What do you want, glourious combat stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762661
Yeah, he's wrong, you must be from /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762661
>A Dullahan and an immortal human maid are totally 100% the same thing
>Muh boogeyman
Must be running out of steam there if you can't even churn out something even halfway decent for shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762566
Okay I think I've got it figured out.
Let the Waifu Wars begin.
http://i.imgur.com/hfjFjSD.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
That dragon right off the bat. Oh god, it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762669
Damn straight I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
Poor Dragon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
>Dragon commits suicide
Nyaaani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
Dragon's a quitter. Shame on that greedy lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
Poor dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
That fucking dragon.

And my guess is you tried using a nondirect image link. Seems you got it down now though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
Dragon sluts btfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762657
Oh, oh my. That must be a pent up old cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
>tfw Dragon won't just resurrect as a Zombie Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762672
>MGE Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762689
Indeed. One with loose morals, too, to not mind her acute sense of smell being violated by that stinky bitch.
But it'll be like 2018 before Alp delivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762241
Chef, why did you never come back as Darth Chef? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762677
>>13762680
>>13762681
>>13762682
>>13762683
>>13762684
>>13762688
>>13762693
>>13762694
Day 1
http://i.imgur.com/HQ3qWww.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762699
He came back as a Nazi Zombie in Stick of Truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762701
That hinezumi must be pretty bad at martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762701
Flames have not been successful in this game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762701
Chimera draws first blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762707
Well, to be fair, in terms of power a Chimeara is very, very high tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762701
>Chimera strangles Fire rat
And so Nyanon cries in a corner.
>Dhampir makes a slingshot
Did she not learn from the Coyote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762701
Go get em Chimera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762696
Wait, does that mean she did hear/smell the creepy crawly scuttling around in the walls and stinking up the place when the protagonist called her over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762701
>paladin and mantis team

JUSTICE WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762720
She'd been living there for so long, I'm sure she knew SOMETHING creepy was crawling around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762678
Too bad, the only combat you'll see is bed combat for sexual supremacy in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762726
I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762701
>>13762707
>>13762708
>>13762710
>>13762717
>>13762718
>>13762721
Heh. Hahahha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
IT BEGINS.
http://i.imgur.com/sEgveJS.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762696
>loose morals

But she seemed like such a nice, motherly lady. At least the MC can find out if she can do the things he saw in those catgirl porn flicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
>Hellhound drowns manticore
Yes. Also, that fucking large mouse. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
I'm still rooting for Paladin-chan. Deus vult!
>>13762737
I bet she can do stuff that those young actresses can't. But like I said, it'll be 2018 before Alp delivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
Large Mouse is fucking hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
LET THE BODIES HIT THE ROCK FLOOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
>mouse drowns wurm
>hellhound drowns manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
Yo, that mouse is scary what the fuck.
Pretty sure Hellhound is just some Ea level hard counter to manticores at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
FUCKING WONDERLAND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
Wurm! No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
>Large Mouse drowns Wurm, thinking she's a shark
>yfw the wurm believes it too

"Oh god, a shark! I've got to drown them!"
"Oh god, I'm a shark! I've got to be drowned!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762714
>Wurm drowns
>Everyone decides to go to wonderland
Shit's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
Is Dhampir channeling Acme today?
>Wurm dies
Crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
you should show the death count after that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762761
I lost P'Orc.
I am sorrowful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
>Wurm and manticore ded already
why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
This hallucination event is shit. Thins out the ranks way too fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762745
>Paladin-chan. Deus vult!
More like ego volo, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762770
I'd take a ride on the boymaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762770
I would laugh so hard if Paladin-chan was the winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
And now a tribute to the Fallen with some tasteful music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU
http://i.imgur.com/hmdFFuE.png
HALF OF THEM ARE DEAD ALREADY, JESUS I THOUGHT I PUT THE DEATH RATE AT MEDIUM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762703
How far the mighty can fall...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
>>13762761
So I had to look up what tracker jackers were.

>Large, incredibly violent wasps
>A single sting can cause madness from the pain
>Multiple stings will kill
>When stung, people hallucinate shit like their eyes being eaten by ants, and loved ones being horribly mutilated
>The effects, if not fatal, last for several days with treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762772
I'd make a girl with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762776
>>13762778
Damn. Dhampir probably got it the worst here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0WNjwn2ys
Goodbye brave monsters, shall you meet again in the next world.

Seriously though for medium those girls are getting out of hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762770
I want to be rescued from a monmusu rape den by my childhood friend Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762776
park priest or paladin got this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762776
You guys really should learn not to tempt fate.
http://i.imgur.com/PIl2QG9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
Paladinfags BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762735
>Hellhound drowns Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>Paladin-chan dies
All is lost. This is the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
Good shit. Really good shit. Also, red oni is pretty trusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>falls into a lake
How.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>Paladin dies
welp all interest in this dies with paladin-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>Paladin-chan dies
>Everyone else is for the most part still shaken up over recent events
This is pretty grim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762809
Can't even fuck her corpse, waterlogged bodies are gross as all hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
All that armor's just going to sink a bitch if they fall in the lake. Bets on Oni and Manti turning on each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762809
Tricked by a lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
What sort of nightmares would be scary enough to get to a hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762809
A FROZEN lake.
As in, walks on ice and then falls in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>Paladin drowns
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>Paladin-chan dies

Where is your Chief God now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762816
I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762819
A world without a cute boy to protect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762803
I want to be down her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762819
Husbando dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762825
Brb ima suicide so I can be together with Paladin-chan in death. We can have soul anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762819
Nightmares about murdering her smug sister Manticore.
Hellhound's probably got some PTSD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762819
She has a nightmare that everyone hates her and she is going to die alone. Then she realizes that her nightmare is actually reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
The Goblin keeps receiving stuff from unknown sponsors, is she cheating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
dark priest is crying because she knows what she must do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762832
>We can have soul anal.

I like the way you roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762836
She's taking everyone down to Goblin Town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762843
>Goblin has a whole tribe backing her up.

Go goblin-chan! Go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>>13762801
>>13762804
>>13762805
>>13762809
>>13762810
>>13762813
>>13762815
>>13762819
>>13762821
>>13762825
>>13762839
MERROW IS PLAYING WITH DANGER.
http://i.imgur.com/3VXOhSi.png

>>13762836
Which one of you keeps sending things to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
Goblin is cautious. There may be hope yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
>Mantis
Is she cutting herself out of depression now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
Large Mouse will be having sushi tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
>Hellhound spares Chimaera

The kindest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
>Chimera-chan asking hellhound to kill her

but why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762857
Not unless Chimera gets a hold of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762860
The oomukade part took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
>Mantis injures herself
See this is why you don't enter the lair of your enemies, traps everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
I would bet money that large mouse could drown a fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762828
>>13762830
>wake up one night
>hellhound waifu is crying in her sleep
>the flames around her eyes are barely bright enough to illuminate her face, and flicker green every so often
>her skin is cold to the touch, at least by hellhound standards
>when she wakes up, she makes sure you're in bed with her, and starts using you as a body pillow
>the next morning, she acts as confidently as always
>but she hugs just a tiny bit more than she normally did

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
>>13762852
>>13762853
>>13762857
>>13762858
>>13762860
>>13762867
>>13762868
I'M GOING TO FIRE WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THIS ARENA.
http://i.imgur.com/h05aZzA.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
>Nurenago got electrocuted by the forcefield around the arena

Aw, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
Haha what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
>One rodent is killed by others
Ohohoho.
>Chimera survives
So far she's on a roll. She might win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
Well, at least Hellhound went out fighting. Them squirrels, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
Does getting brutally attacked mean you die? Jesus Christ, these bitches can get killed by fucking squirrels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
>the squirrels attack

w-what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
I bet it was Kars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cPW0MX79fU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
What kind of bullshit squirrels are those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
NO, HELLHOUND! THOSE SQUIRRELS ARE NOT FOR BARBEQUE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
we need a draw fag to draw this holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
>NO! I'm not going back to hell! If I'm going, then I'm taking you all with!
That Hellhound was hardcore to the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762874
>>13762882
>>13762887
>>13762888
>>13762889
>>13762892
>>13762893
>>13762894
>>13762899
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU
http://i.imgur.com/Jw9NuxC.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762906
Hellhound will be fine, right? She can just walk back out of hell again. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762910
She's dead, Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762910
>Implying Hades isn't going to give her a look and shake his head in disappointment that she was defeated by mere squirrel, completely crushing her spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762906
>all this death

fuck this game man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762906
>Hellhound out
>Dhampir out
Nothing here for me.

>>13762916
Just imagine this is a game to get a shota and they're not dead but unconscious. That's what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762906
>>13762910
>>13762916
WARNING: LEWD.
http://i.imgur.com/yAaCUkL.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762906
>Mantis is dead
>Hellhound is dead
>WURM IS DEAD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
Da fuq?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762927
Come on sundowner, no need to be so suprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
>red oni and chimera-chan

holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
Is a friendship, or something more, brewing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
Oh. Oh my
Oh good god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
I can ship that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761827
Awfull Alp, It's so awfull that I want you to write more creepy crawly to make up for your awfull writing. Go write more creepy crawly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
Kiss, kiss, kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762939
When Alp wakes up and sees you spell awful with two ls, he'll cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762925
>>13762927
>>13762928
>>13762933
>>13762936
>>13762937
>>13762938
>>13762940
Time for a Feast.
http://i.imgur.com/sV3DhWb.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762940
You do know they're going to have to kill each other in the end, right?
One must die, and one must live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762943
Perfect, the punishment will be complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761546
You live.

Catgirl NTR when? WHEN???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762948
Three people walked out of Battle Royale. Granted only two really lived in the end, but still. Love conquers all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762947
Well, at least she put her out of her misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762947
Moral of the story: Never go to the feast

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762947
Oni killing for her love.
>>13762948
Could always go the battle royale route or do a suicide pact after a night of romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762951
What if that only makes him want to write about it less? I mean we already got a promise for a Vertex update next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762948
>>13762953
And in the first Hunger Games book, Catnip and Dudeguy both walked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762947
dark priest dark horse confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762964
I prefer the idea of them having to kill one another.
Like The Boss and The Sorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762966
I don't know nothing about no Hunger Games, I've got Battle Royale on my shelf and that's what I'm into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762799
>the top six ones
Those sound like really fucking nice pics, especially the scylla looking up at the star-filled night sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762947
>a
>>13762959
>>13762962
>>13762964
I don't know what to say here.
http://i.imgur.com/yVAlaj4.png

>>13762953
>>13762966
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762965
It is a risk i'm willing to take. We could always punish the Alp more. What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
WHAT AN ENDING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762847
>mantis injures herself
Requesting Mantis with a straight face, one tear in her eye with a band-aided booboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
FUCKING RIGGED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
>Chimera Wins
Called it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
Oh.
>>13762980
He could kidnap us one by one and shoot his Alp jizz into our butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
NOOOOOO, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN TOGETHER WITH CHIMERA CHAN! THEY PROMISED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
Red Oni was too good for this world. At least her waifu lives on.

I'd scream rigged but the way the site works is pretty straight forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
Well, that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
>Chimera-chan wins

YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
Yurifags btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
>Red Oni commited suicide so her close friend/forbidden lover could survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762952
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
If it wasn't for those fucking squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762994
>Red Oni committed suicide so she doesn't have to fight her friend
She knew it would be her and Chimera-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
>>13762982
>>13762983
>>13762984
>>13762985
>>13762987
>>13762988
>>13762989
>>13762990
>>13762991
ONE LAST SALUTE EVERYONE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_iz8z2AGw
http://i.imgur.com/zSs3TSC.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762978
Hooray for Chimera-chan the merciless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762998
This was a good game. Let's do it again sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762998
>>13763000
>>13763001
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE SUPREME WAIFU.
http://i.imgur.com/nt24lnk.png
Until next time at least. She'll have to defend her title after all.
Should I wait a few hours, or wait for the next thread for the next Waifu war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763004
Why wait at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763004
Next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763009
Because I'm emotionally shot from having my hellhound waifu be eaten by squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763009
Start suggesting then. I need 23 new monstergirls to throw into the grinder.
And image links that aren't from the wiki of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762995
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763004
A few more hours. I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
Moth-chan, Charon and Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763004
Let's wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/0/0b/6djYv5g.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141016232741

Lego Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chimaera does nothing
>Wins

Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
Mind using a non-MGE MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763013
>>13763018
>>13763023
Even if we're waiting, I could use some suggestions so I can set it up and be ready.
>>13763025
That link doesn't work for the simulator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
cold blooded killer Sahuagin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
Faggot Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
Jinko, Dormouse, Wyvern, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763031
Nerd Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762994
That's too sad.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763031
http://i.imgur.com/synDcQJ.jpg?1

How about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015

Matango, Parasite Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763043
It was the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763009
>faggot games
How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763049
>stop liking what I don't like! Waa, waa, waa!
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763044
Nope, doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763015
Pharaoh and Apophis.
On the same team.

They failed horribly last time, and I want to see them make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763051
>stop not liking what I like! Waa, waa, waa!
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763053
Weird. Well, I guess you can use a generic anubis picture, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763064
You sure you're ready to watch your waifu get strangled, killed by a pack of squirrels, or fall from a tree and break her neck?
Are you prepared for the random rape events?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763064
I forgot to mention there's going to be another Paladin-Chan. Y'know, just for people who want to root for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763016
Man, I don't care for QZ's shipping habits.

I wouldn't mind as much if he didn't throw Midna at Zant to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763071
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763071
The Boymaker Rises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763025
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763076
I want to go a Crusade with my childhood friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763076
I want to defile her.

Consensually our own bedroom of course. Wouldn't mind a paladin girl with a rape roleplay fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763016
>Not fucking the weird black/grey glowing elf
Link's always been effeminate but I never thought he was gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763085
He runs around in tights and essentially a skirt, has a high pitched voice, hasn't tapped Zelda's ass canonically yet, and is obsessed with punishing a big bad brown man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763085
>being bestialityfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763089
And plays an instrument that has to be blown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763089
Damn it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763089
>hasn't tapped Zelda's ass canonically yet
Skyward Sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763096
Okay, that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763096
I haven't played that.
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763106
Basically Adam and Eve at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763108
But does that means there is a 100% confirmed thing saying they fucked or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763092
>Midna is bestiality
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763092
I don't follow you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763112
All the other zelda hero's are their descendants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763084
>Marry a paladin
>She has a fetish, but she's too embarrassed to say what it is
>Eventually she tells you
>She wants to pretend to be a monster girl taking advantage of you
>The two of you try it
>She likes it
>Wants to keep doing it
>You notice the changes, she's completely oblivious
>First the black sclera appear
>Then the tail starts growing
>Small horns sprout
>Her skin starts to change color
>Finally the wings
>She still thinks she's a paladin
>"Don't be silly Anon, there's nothing weird about me. Look, I'm perfectly normal."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763121
So he eventually got laid then.
Guess SS Link got more action than any of his descendants ever got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763130
Oh wait, there was one other. Wind Waker Link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763126
>blueberry succubutt in denial
Perfect. Especially if she keeps the sweet paladin girl personality with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763146
>Wind Waker Link
HOW.
OoT Link got more action from those zombies/skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763150
Oddly enough, much the same way as SS Link.

Being left alone in a foreign land with Zelda to start a new nation.

Apparently this is the only way for Links to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763155
So the Zapp Brannigan routine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763117
>>13763118
Whenever Link is with Midna it's in wolf form, except in that cutscene at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763155
>Apparently this is the only way for Links to get laid.
With no one around to hear her screams for help Link makes his move, who'd have thought he was like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763147
going to have to word this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763169
He waited for his chance and took it. That's what heroes do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761685
She's a wily one.
>>13761660
>Makes me wonder how Aoife and Skadi's outing went.
Probably a lot more drinking

[Anonymous No.]

How do people feel about lolidom hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
>hellhounds
Is she gonna be a good girl? Otherwise, she can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
>loli
>dom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763206
What if she's tender and gentle about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
What's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
Like it's easier to overpower them.
Of course if you bed one they'll claim you as their husband, and they're going to grow up eventually. So I guess in the mean time I've got to take advantage of her small and weak figure as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
One of the things you came up with? I'm alright with that. Probably. I want to see how she goes about it before saying for sure, but chances are good that it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763210
No, into the trash she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
>Lolidom Hellhounds
Yes YES YES!
A thousand times emphatically YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
Could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
Love the idea. Especially if she's smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763215
Is that a tauric dog girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763216
Yeah, I'm actually thinking about twins. One kuu and one genki. Both fairly smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763227
That or some sort of Hakutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763229
Oh god, man. It'd be too much. Too much, I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763229
>Smug twin sandwich
I'll sacrifice my kidney for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763229
Oh god yes

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm.

Do you like your Mantises 100% Kuu, mostly Kuu, or obsessed with Indiana Jones while being somewhat Kuu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763246
Kuuyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763246
100% Kuu while in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763246
Is that Megaman in the middle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763246
75% kuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763255
No, it's Beck from Mighty Number 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763229
Make that two thousand times ultra-emphatically YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763255
No, it's ProtonJon.
Of course it's fucking MegaMan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763246
Kuu with everyone else but me, i want to feel special about being the only one who can see her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

All characters are locked in. Waifu War II starts in one hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763269
So who got in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763274
Anubis, Sahuagin, Gazer, Sandworm, Cheshire Cat, Alp, Dormouse, Wyvern, Apophis, Pharaoh, Paladin-Chan II, Amazon, Chimaera, Jinko, Ryu, Shirohebi, Tanuki, Undine, Glacies, Lava Golem, Minotaurus, Holstaurus, Apsara, and Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763274
My waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763282
Ah, so this was a MGE sort of Hunger Games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763282
>Anubis
I pray for her safety...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763287
She dies in the second round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
>lolidom
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763229
>>13763199
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763282
If the cows don't win I riot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763287
I'm starting at 3:40 PST, you'll find out then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763297
Dammit I've got stuff to do then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763291
It's getting did. Eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763255
Now why would you ask that? Why would you think that's a question that should be asked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763297
Thread seems pretty dead, should I move it to 3:10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763341
up to you man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763246
The best one of the eight.

[Anonymous No.]

It begins?

http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/32/17/040030321752.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763357
At least the guy doesn't have a whale splitting dick while raping Papi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763357
>Papi doujin

YES!
Cutest musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763357
Papi's got a belly in this one.
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763349
Waifu War II is now. Place your bets.
http://i.imgur.com/ihbw0t9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763357
>EMG
>harpy shit
Eh, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
Chimera or Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632246
Maid type: Harpy
Name: Sherry
Personality: Cheerful, optimistic and caring.
Statement: “Today was fun Master. I hope you smile as much tomorrow as you did today. It makes me a happy maid.”
Notes: Might overexert herself for her Master.

Sherry was born in MGC Maid Central due to a repeated “incident” that occurred between a butler and a Sherry’s mother. MGC Maid Central reprimanded both the butler and Sherry’s mother by placing them on permanent “mansion watch” duty after the pregnancy came to light and Sherry was born. This involved placing the couple in an unoccupied mansion as permanent caretakers. Sherry however later returned to MGC Maid Central after finishing high school, being encouraged by her mother to “find the one”.
As all Harpies Sherry had some issues during her maid training due to her wings. However, due to her optimistic attitude and strong motivation Sherry managed to finish her maid training without much delay. Sherry cheerfully passed her final maid exam at the age of 19, turning her into a proper maid.

Our Kikimora interviewer arrived late for the interview as there was an unexpected spillage that needed cleaning due to a young Wurm crashing into a pipe while she was playing tag with her new young butler friend. After a minor delay and some excuses, our Kikimora interviewer started the interview by describing Sherry as a “Clumsy ball of feathers that picked the wrong path in evolution”. Sherry is a normal sized but colorful harpy, standing out with her yellow and greenish feathers. Sherry’s eyes are no exception, being a cocktail of various yellow and greenish colors. Her exotic eyes and her fair set of B cup breasts are cause for plenty of male attraction at MGC Maid Central. It’s Sherry’s cute face and optimistic attitude that are the icing on the cake and make Sherry a favorite among Examinators and butlers in training alike at MGC Maid Central.

[Profile continued in next two replies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763385
I like the detail of reticulation on her knees. And the shape of her hands before they transition properly into wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763395
[Profile continued]

As a maid Sherry has an under average performance, being slowed down by her lack of hands. Sherry however is not easily let down and has plenty of tricks and practice up her sleeve to still do her work despite her limitations. Making use of her feet, wings and mouth, Sherry always has a way to get the job done. Being an optimistic and cheerful type, Sherry is always in a good mood and enjoys sharing this with others in many ways. Aside from hearing her softly humming, her future Master will get to enjoy idle chatter with her and will often be surprised with various delicacies Sherry loves to come up with.

Having a cheerful and optimistic look on life, Sherry tends to give a little extra for everything she does. However please prevent Sherry from overexerting herself as her body will not be capable of keeping up with her on busy days. A little break and an invitation to take it easy are enough to cause a genuine smile and give Sherry the time to rest she needs.

When not performing any duties, Sherry enjoys expressing her cheerfulness on canvas. Her future Master can expect her to create simple works of art often involving nature and flowers. Aside from painting, one can also find Sherry working in a garden. Sherry enjoys putting love and care in flowers and various produce alike and happily watches them slowly grow. Her future Master is for this reason recommended to at least offer Sherry some space to practice this hobby, if not for the delicious foods she grows.

[Profile continued in next reply]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
Tanuki or Minotaur
Assuming wonderland doesn't just nuke everyone again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763357
Cute, AND lewd.
Also, yay for first doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
I wager 400 quatroos on the newcomer.

I mean, minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
Go anubis! I have faith in you! Become the champion these threads need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763399
[Profile continued]

As the evening downs, the hard work of that day will start to take its toll on Sherry’s now tired body, causing her to slow down and relax with her Master in the living room. Sherry enjoys spending this time together with her Master, and one will notice her to be quite affectionate during this time. Her future Master shouldn’t be surprised to find Sherry clinging to him, sharing his warmth and lovely looking him in the eyes while relaxing together. MGC Maid Central recommends this as a good way to get rid of stress and have you look forward to the new day that will soon follow.

MGC Maid Central recommends Sherry to a Master who enjoys a cheerful and caring maid, who will always do her best to clean the residence and make you smile despite her limitations as a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
My desert goddeses must win this time.
They WILL win this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763411
Which desert goddess? There's like three candidates for that title there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763415
The two who will most likely kill each other first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763415
The one that will die in the second round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763395
>Sherry was born in MGC Maid Central due to a repeated “incident” that occurred between a butler and a Sherry’s mother. MGC Maid Central reprimanded both the butler and Sherry’s mother by placing them on permanent “mansion watch” duty after the pregnancy came to light and Sherry was born. This involved placing the couple in an unoccupied mansion as permanent caretakers.
I don't understand this part, what exactly happened here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
>>13763394
>>13763401
>>13763404
>>13763405
>>13763411
Already doing better than last Bloodbath.
http://i.imgur.com/fMoOhsN.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763421
Sherry's mother had sex with her butler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763423
>Shirohebi wit a sword
Things are getting interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763423
Aw yeah. Glacies, Minotaur and best team getting on well.

Also, is lava golem planning on using herself to make molotov cocktails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763423
>In today's MG Hunger Game's news: Milk, either from a Holstaur or an Apsara, is fucking horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763424
But why would this be reprimanded? If she was the Mistress doesn't she have a right to rape her butler whenever she feels like it? And how can MGC have the authority to place her in "permanent mansion watch", whatever that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763423
>Lava Golem grabs alcohol and a rag
Dangerous.

>Ryu finds a bag full of explosives
>Bag full of explosives
Oh, shit, that's how Pharaoh and Apophis lost last time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
Rooting for the Amazon, Kraken and Apophis.

>>13763392
>harpy shit
Them's fightin words

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
>DQ Amazon
>not the MGE one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763435
I just used the image the guy posted okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763421
MGC Maid Central would like to clarify this:

Sherry's mother, who was a maid has a relationship with a butler at MGC Maid Central. Unfortunately this meant that neither the butler or maid can now be send out on contracts.

This is why both are send out to the same empty mansion/residence to maintain it and provide a proper living enviroment for their child.

In other words: Maid and butler get a relationship, get a child and get put in an empty to house as a family so they can raise a family. Since neither are single they can't be send out anyway. I might not have been clear enough in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763395
>>13763399
>>13763409
Yay, more meidos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763423
>>13763425
>>13763426
>>13763427
>>13763430
>>13763432
>>13763435
Alliances are forming and Undine proves herself a fool.
http://i.imgur.com/MO51O9p.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763390
sahuagin got this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
>Undine searching for water
It's Aquaman all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
Yo, these mice are apparently really scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
>Anubis didn't die
>Amazon is a coward
>Ryu is a flower child
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
For some reason, I find the idea of an amazon fleeing from a dormouse quite humorous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
I'm starting to think that dormouses without enough sleep time are may be scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763453
Amazons are elephants. Big. Strong. Can break you without tring
But those fucking mice are some horrifying shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
>Undine searches for a water source
Is this bitch for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
>Glacies Archer
So a bow made of ice, and icicle arrows? Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763450
She needs to gain more mass to enter her attack form.

>>13763454
Deprive a mouse of sleep or cheese for long enough, and they'll even be able to drown a wurm.

Move aside baphomets. There's a new Big Cheese in town.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the Scylla, why does she ear the socks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763465
Because toeless socks are hot.

Though in her case, I suppose it's tipless socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763395
>>13763399
>>13763409
>>13763439
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

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MGC Maid Central wishes you a Kiki-tastic day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763469
Interviewer Kikimora a qt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763469
>MGC Maid Central wishes you a Kiki-tastic day!
My heart can't handle this adorableness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763469
Nice job with this round so far. Mines up next, I think. Looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763446
>>13763448
>>13763450
>>13763451
>>13763452
>>13763453
>>13763454
>>13763457
>>13763460
Still waiting for things to kick off.
http://i.imgur.com/xp10iYa.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
>Jinko helping fish lady
She's got too big a heart for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
This one is really peaceful so far. Usually there is at least one person willing to kill pretty quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
I want Alp and Kraken to win. The idea of an Alp with a Kraken Onee-san is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
>Jinko getting along with a fish
Oh god, I don't want her to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
>Hatchet
Things should kick off shortly.

>>13763491
But her healing skills are invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
Official happy song singing round. Why can't it stay like this?

Also, poor shirohebi. Only one aside from the chimera who's all alone, and she wakes up from nightmares. I wanna hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
As long as its not a trip to wonderland immediately into KarsSquirrels again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
Honestly, at this point, I'm getting anxious.
Wonderland shit's gonna happen again, I know it.
That, or Ryu's gonna fucking blow everybody up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
>>13763492

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
A lot more calm than the first round, it's almost scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763502
It's the calm before the storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
waiting for the "squirrels"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763508
>Not the storm
>Or the dogs
>Oh god the dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763508
>Horde of angry squirrel lolis get fed up of idiots wrecking their homeland

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763512
In the HG books, weren't the dogs actually the corpses of the other contestants, heavily mutated and brought back to life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763517
They sound kind of nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763485
>>13763491
>>13763492
>>13763493
>>13763494
>>13763495
>>13763496
>>13763497
>>13763500
>>13763501
>>13763502
>>13763508
HURRY UP AND START KILLING EACH OTHER.
http://i.imgur.com/LUB3YTZ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763517
>angry CARNIVORE squirrel lolis
That word alone is enough to make any adorable group of cute words be worthy of a big NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763518
I don't god damn know. I don't read the HG's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
>"TWO HATCHETS, BITCH!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
Squid Cunt needs to back off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
>Chimaera gets another hatchet
She's dual-wielding. That's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
>That many to raid an alp's camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
>Chimera-chan has two fucking hatchets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
>Apo stalks glacies
jiiiiiii~

>Monstergirls gang up and steal alp's shit
Just like God intended.

And now the chimera has two hatchets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
If she gets any more hatchets she'll be able to use them as stilts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
What, is Chimeara gonna get one for each personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13762011
Aggressive, but not through raping or even through the use of MAMONO MANA to get my motor running. That shit's for plebes who don't have charisma.

What she needs to do is use her body language and silver tongue to tempt me away from doing my other duties until I can no longer stand it and bend her over a table and ravage her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
They just want to live in peace but we want blood

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763544
Truly man is the real monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763523
>>13763529
>>13763530
>>13763532
>>13763533
>>13763534
>>13763535
>>13763539
>>13763542
>>13763544
FINALLY.
http://i.imgur.com/zbiedot.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
Oh god, Chimera's going full Predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>Kraken and Mino are dead
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>Tanuki attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
[Muffled oy vey in the distance]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>Shiro and golem hold hands
New OTP.

>Ryu and pharaoh hug for warmth
Also new OTP.

Lot of snake-based friendlyness here.
Also, I hope that amazon is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>the lolis won

they had the advantage because they lack hopes and dreams on they're chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
What a lewd snake.

Sandworm being cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554

>>13763034
IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763565
>They lack hopes and dreams
Indeed. They have nothing to protect.
Conversely, they also have nothing to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hallucinate that I live in a happy home with a happy human wife and kids, to escape from the reality that I live incubised in a cave, forcefully married to a monstergirl I don't even like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763565
They won because flat is justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>>13763558
>>13763559
>>13763561
>>13763563
>>13763565
>>13763569
>>13763570
BLOOD'S IN THE WATER, IT'S KICKING OFF NOW.
http://i.imgur.com/ny6xeVM.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763573
>Justice
More like evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>Anubis sprains her ankle
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>Pharaoh kills two people
My god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>Sandworm knife fighting a Cheshire
I can't describe what I'm feeling.
>Pharaoh kills mouse and Whitesnake
>Jinko is a lower child
So it begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>Pharaoh gets a double kill
Yes.
Though it's a shame Shirohebi was involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>Chimera and Sahuagin hunt for other tributes
Chimera's going to kill her when her back's turned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>Jinko picking flowers and healing other girls

she is too pure for this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763580
Only if you're on the wrong side.

>>13763579
Well then. Sandworm getting shit done.
Pharaoh probably cheated even if there are no rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>Jinko is part of the gang that was bullying the Alp
>Now she's bonding with her

What's Jinko's game, damn it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>Sandworm being nice and cute
>Gets tired of Cheshire's shit

Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>Alp builds a shack
HAIL TO THE QUEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763465
Cause Horitomo is gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763602
This Alp built a shack faster than the other one who said he would do it for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763599
To get close. To make the Alp think she's sorry and accept her apology. To bond and become friends. To trust one another
And then strike

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763579
>>13763583
>>13763587
>>13763591
>>13763592
>>13763593
>>13763594
>>13763598
>>13763599
>>13763600
Time to pay our respects to the fallen waifus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU
http://i.imgur.com/kerrPkA.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1nQ2bncchs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763554
>>13763608
Holstaur better suffocate those lolis in her tits to avenge her cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763605
>gross
You mean delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763608
>>13763609
>>13763615
Alright, enough mourning, back to the War.
http://i.imgur.com/g5UU016.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763625
>Even trying to get close to a fire which is defended by a monster with TWO HATCHETS
They're lucky no one lost a limb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763625
Paladin is going insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763625
>tainuki can't live in this world without money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
I only like certain doms and lolidom is not one. Partly because it puts me out of the story. A big amazonian dom? Yeah I can get that. She could probably kill you a thousand ways with her pinky. But who gets dominated by a fukkin child? Unless you go some kinda superstrength rout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763630
It's just a Hymn. Probably one about how she's going to drown an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763638
I feel as though she'll kill herself before that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763638
CAN'T SCALP THE ALP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763638
I wanna see everyone's reactions when the Alp kills somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763625
Don't lose your way, amazon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763646
Should she Force her Way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763645
Probably the same as when a fucking Mouse drowned a Wurm earlier. No one saw that coming, granted they didn't see the squirrels either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763625
>>13763629
>>13763630
>>13763631
>>13763646
This is the wound licking round it seems.
http://i.imgur.com/THvLgB1.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>jinko sleeping through the day
while that is adorable, I worry for Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>Two hatchets
>Now explosives
Chimera's either going to chop people to bits or suicide bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>Explosive
>Two hatchets
Chimera chan better not job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>Two hatchets
>AND EXPLOSIVES
Chimera seems like a sure thing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
Uh oh. Lets hope wyvern doesn't go around hugging things. Wouldn't want a Dhampir 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>letting the flat menace live

What is she planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>Paladin helping undine

True kindness doesn't distinguish between man and monstergirl. She's the sort of paladin others should aspire to be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763572
That's the dream, ain't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>Holstaur beats the Glacies in a fight
>Paladin-chan is a false paladin
>Tainuki beats Sahuagin in a fight
>Sandworm builds a shack
>Chimera gets more weapons
This is full of fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>Tanuki sparing Sahuagin in order to make her into a debt slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763674
Paladin-chan II is the best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763657
>>13763660
>>13763661
>>13763662
>>13763664
>>13763669
>>13763671
>>13763674
>>13763678
>>13763681
WHICH ONE OF YOU KEEPS SENDING BOMBS?
http://i.imgur.com/r6u2Ose.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
Me. Get fucking rekt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>Gazer kills Alp and Paladin
Oh snap.
>Jinko gets some bombs
Why.
>Grapesnake and Pharaoh bonding
HOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>Apophis and Pharaoh getting along
[Ulterior Motives Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>>13763638
You see? You see what happens when you let your hatred for Alps consume you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
ding dong the Alp is dead

[IndigoHero !!UV6tenMyBln No.]

>>13758636
>tfw someone saves and uses your art

w-whoa, that means a lot Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTLG4_Om7c

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>so many explosives

DAMMIT MICHAL BAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763708
Hounds colouring it too
Ain't you a lucky sailor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>Paladin BTFO
>Alp BTFO
>Pharaoh and Apophis working together
>Explosives EVERYWHERE
Let it all end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
Hey. I brought your favorite.

EXPLOSIVES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
Dying with an alp. Paladin-chan deserves better.

Maybe the pharaoh and apophis will become friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763605

I'd like him more if he didn't attach a human vagina to an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
Ahh. Poor Pally-Chan II


I'd send wyvern all the explosives.
>>13763704
I still got a wyvern to hopefully not jinx, but probably jinx the fuck out of in this very instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
This is going to end with a bang, ain't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>all these explosives
Oooh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>Alp is kill
BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.]

At least Paladin-chan is bullying the Alp in heaven now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>>13763699
>>13763702
>>13763703
>>13763704
>>13763706
>>13763710
>>13763711
>>13763714
>>13763716
>>13763717
>>13763720
>>13763721
>>13763722
I'm honestly amazed that Chimaera hasn't died yet. The old champ is still holding on.
http://i.imgur.com/4R3L1JU.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13760968
>moeblob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763730
>Everyone's hunting for each other
So it begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763730
>Ryu finds a river
It's over. She found her nuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763730
>Ryu discovers a river
Shits on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763730
>Holstaur sprains her ankle
Does she even have ankles?
>Tainuki going insane from lack of monies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763719
Interesting considering he's never drawn what I would call a "human" vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763692
>Pharaoh and Apophis boonding by sharing stories about each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763730
>>13763733
>>13763734
>>13763736
>>13763739
A moment for the fallen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU
http://i.imgur.com/9ErY4YQ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763730
>Anubis fighting chimera and making her flee
Yeah! Show her what you're made of!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763730
>Ryu discovers a river
Shit's on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763745
>They all involve how they tried to kill the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763753
>One day we'll look back on these series of incidents and laugh
>And so they did
>But only for a brief moment, as the severity of the situation took hold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763753
>"Why are we killing each other again?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763759
>"Why were we killing each other again?"
>"Because we didn't realize how precious life truly is until now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763747
>>13763748
>>13763749
>>13763753
>>13763758
>>13763759
Wow, none of these girls wants to be forgotten.
http://i.imgur.com/KdH4aat.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763768
Oh god, Chimera's losing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763768
>Holstaur stays awake all night
Hathor dammit if she dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763768
>Apsara dies of an infection
This reminds me of that time Luka died of an infection.
Like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763768
Poor aspara.

I wonder what a glacies infection is like. She slowly melts from the point of infection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763774
No he died from blood loss from trying to pick berries and getting poked by the needles, he tried it like 3 days in a row and fucked up every time then died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763779
Ice can crystallize in a buncha different shapes. I'd imagine its something like they stop staying uniform and rend her at the infection point(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763772
>>13763773
>>13763774
>>13763779
>>13763788
>>13763790
Another bomb. Goddamn it, stop sending them explosives!
http://i.imgur.com/wYDE3Mx.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763796
I mean. Sandworm would be perfect for planting something like an IED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763790
It'd be kind of cool to see a glacies crystallise into something lookin like rime ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763796
>Holstaur sprains her ankle again
Again, does she even have them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763199
I'm with this fuck. >>13763633 I just can't believe a loli can overpower or in anyway dom a guy that doesn't just let it happen. Suspension of disbelief shattered like a unicorn's hymen on her wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFpE_iNtWAo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763796
>All these preparations
It's about to get messy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763807
Loli Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/127996560

New Jitsu chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763812
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763812
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763811
Lift lilim. Lilim now unable to put force into anything. Works with Baphos as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763807
If it was a hellhound loli, she might have enhanced attributes or even some sort of power over hellfire.
Might be a bit dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763817
Buth Lilims are about magic, not strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763818
Hellhounds canonically have super strength and speed. Even before MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763812
>Maximum Over Confession
Wowzers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763818
This, and for all we know she could be a Sabbath convert or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyJVaIrn0bw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763817
So you're saying I could walk up to a baphomet, lift her up and lick her stomach, and there is nothing she could do to stop me? What about that there magic they got goin on.
Sounds like you're trying to trick people into some dangerous shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763821
>Source: My ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763812
Alien heart status: beyond salvageable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763812
>things are actually happening
>best girl wins
Shieeeeet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763831
My ass is very knowledgeable, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763811
>>13763821
>>13763827
All of this fits into the superpower bullshit the first guy was talking about as the only acceptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763831
Or D&D. The thing KC bases MGE off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763796
>>13763800
>>13763804
>>13763809
>>13763810
A moment for the fallen.
http://i.imgur.com/NWGweUx.png
Not even enough blood to warrant a song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763827
>walk up to a baphomet, lift her up and lick her stomach
I'd do this regardless of the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763846
Well you know what they say. No use crying over spilled milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763820
Even easier then. Have you ever run into a level one wizard? They have like 3 casts of magic missile and then they're out. EZ
>>13763827
Well you don't just lift them because then they'll get their bearings and hit you, but if you keep shifting them about grabbing them in new areas while flipping them about and molest them as you do then they'll just get confused and cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763827
>>13763847
I'm reminded of that guy a while back who said he'd go up to one of their bake sales and fuck 4 baphomets at the same time until all 4 of them had to be carried home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763852
>Making lolis cry, even if they're baphos

There's some things you should never do, even if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763852
I doubt a loli Lilim is a level one wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763846
Wow, Lava Golem really dropped the ball.
http://i.imgur.com/uMXoX2T.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763845
MGE is not D&D, otherwise hellhounds would be tearing people apart and dragging them to torment. Plus, different lores have different interpretations of fantasy/mythological creatures, a god to culture could be this great thing, while in others it could be a wimp, saying "x creatures are canonically like this" is not an absolute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763860
If tickling a baphomet breathless is wrong I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
Fucking what the shit Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763860
But if you makes them cry you get to freak out and try to make them cheer up. Right before you repeat the process.

>>13763864
Holy shit Lava Golem get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
>Anubis gives ryu a quick, painless death

It could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
>Anubis kills Ryu
Anubisfucker you're a dead man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
>Anubis snaps Ryu's neck
Jeez.
>Amazon cries herself to sleep.
Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
god damn, anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
>amazon cries herself to sleep

aww man

>lava golem can't start a fire

really?

>anubis going all hardcore

ok then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
>lava golem can't start a fire
Excuse me? The fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
>Chimaera defeats Pharaoh
OH NO--
>But spares her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
What the shit, Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763855
Ah yes, he was an anon of great ambitions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763864
>>13763868
>>13763869
>>13763872
>>13763873
>>13763874
>>13763875
>>13763876
>>13763877
>>13763879
>>13763880
One of you fuckers really wants Chimaera to win.
http://i.imgur.com/nY3o08G.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763887
Chimera please kill Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763887
The stress is making the Pharaoh crack.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, hold me /mgt/. Iwata is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763887
Two hatchets. Double serving of explosives.

Go get 'em, girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
I just saw, god damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
>Iwata
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763887
>>13763889
>>13763892
R.I.P Ryu.
http://i.imgur.com/gGQ3vrl.png

>>13763893
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763887
Somebody to quit sending bombs to people.
I don't know who's doing it. Or why.
But whoever it is, you need to quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763887
Apophis needs her pharaoh friend to cheer her up.

>>13763889
Anubis already scared off the armed chimera once before. What's to say she can't do it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763897
>>13763893
Rule of threes.
Who's next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
Yep, he was only 55 too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763862
Wizard, sorcerer, whatever, a level one spellcaster is small fry.
>>13763860
But if you don't make them cry how will their onii-chan's save them? And how will the ones without oniis summon a new one to their aid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
Don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
Please understand...

>>13763898
>>13763899
Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763868
>>13763874
>>13763880
She's a survivor.

>>13763873
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
>tfw this was near the anniversary of Robin Williams death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
No
No, you're lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763911
Can you tell us who Iwata is already? There's like 8 people with that name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763905
Sean Connery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763893
Shit. Shit. Shiiiiit!

What shall become of Nintendo now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763918
Satoru Iwata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763918
It's literally the first result if you Google it.
Get the fuck out, seriously. Just fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763887
Pharaoh is jobbing, Apophis needs, help they need each other right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763922
>Using the full name finally
So the CEO of Nintendo is dead then? Such a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763898
>>13763899
>>13763918
President of Nintendo and programming genius on the scale of Carmack. Had major roles in making Earthbound, Kirby, Pokemon Stadium, Smash Bros, and more. He programmed Earthbound completely from scratch when the original code was a mess and the game was close to cancelation, is the reason Pokemon Gold/Silver weren't shit because he spent nights optimizing it and making it possible for them to add Kanto in, and made the entire code of Pokemon Stadium without any references to the original game. He also encouraged Sakurai to go through with both the Kirby and Smash Bros IPs.

He just wanted a world where everyone could understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763900
>>13763903
>>13763904
THE CHAMP. IS. DEAAAAD!
http://i.imgur.com/9bwfQ5e.png
At least she's back with Red Oni now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
Pharaoh is getting her ass kicked.
What is this, like the third time she had her life in someone else's hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
>Chimera is dead
And now I look towards my last light of hope:
Wyvern or Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
>Chimera dies
>People start having nightmares
Proxy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
>Pharaoh escapes death once again
I don't know if she's lucky or unlucky
>Chimera gets killed by a HARDCORE GAMER
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
>Holstaur defeats Pharaoh
Hathor: 1
Pharaoh: 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
That gazer's a stone cold killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763934
GOD let it be Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
All those explosives and in the end she was done in by a filthy monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
Son of a bitch. Could have at least blew both of them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763928
Sounds like the dude was a trooper.
Who's going to take over as President, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763929
>>13763933
>>13763934
>>13763937
>>13763938
>>13763941
>>13763942
>>13763944
>>13763945
Obviously the thing to do after murdering someone is go fishing.
http://i.imgur.com/Htu7wgq.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>Anubis was killed by Saha and Undine
Looks like blood is thicker than water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>Holstaurus dies of dysentery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>Holtsaurus dies out of nowhere
BRAVO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
RIP Anubis, Tanuki, Holst. Two of you will be missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>holst dead
>anubis killed

Well, time to commit suicide to be with my waifu in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>>13763959
>>13763962
Wait, does that mean they died?

It just says they fought, and survived. Never says they succeeded in killing them. Or is that just how this game works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763928
>>13763928

https://youtu.be/UFRvrlqYMIY?t=133

Holy shit I've never felt this depressed before about a video game creator/company employee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>Holstaurus shits herself to death

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>Holstaurus dies of dysentery.

What a load of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763970
>Only Saha and Undine survived the fight
That kind of means Anubutt and Jewnuki are DEEEEEEEEAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
>>13763959
>>13763960
>>13763961
>>13763962
>>13763968
>>13763970
>>13763973
>>13763974
>>13763976
A moment for the fallen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU
http://i.imgur.com/YOWwt2I.png
Finally enough blood to warrant the song!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763982
How many of Alps bullies are still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763928
http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Satoru_Iwata
>That massive log of video games he helped make
>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipsters
I want to have a cuddle pile with the NEET Jabberwock and Gazer and cry our sorrows away, weeping for days long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763982
At least anubisfucker isn't here to feel this pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763976
Well, I'm sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763955
ITS OREGON TRAIL ALL OVER AGAIN! FUCK THIS WORLD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763986
>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipsters
Now this...
THIS is the truly sad part to take away from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763986
>/v/ is playing Earthbound music right now in his honor
God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763986
>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipsters
If I wasn't already depressed about his passing. It's the sorrow of living in this generation. To live to see everyone you love, everyone you grew up with, die
It's inevitable. As if being born before we explore the cosmos wasn't bad enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5_R4WMBZjg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764005
>Opening /v/
>That moment when the music begins
Fuck. That hit me harder than the news
Fuck, no, I'm not crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764008
A-at least we still have our dank memes, right anon? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763982
>>13763985
>>13763990
Everyone's getting sad.
http://i.imgur.com/YMI29Vy.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764036
Looks like the effects of Iwata's passing can be felt even during the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764036
>Wyvern cries herself to sleep
Mildly cheering me up over Iwata's death...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764036
Sad... So sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764036
>Chimaera getting more revenge by proxying
>That or our collective sadness has overtaken the competitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764036
>all that sadness

i just want the game to stop and to be able to heal all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764036
>>13764039
>>13764040
>>13764043
Storm's brewing on the horizon.
http://i.imgur.com/60V5Kse.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764036
>Gazer now has a hatchet
It's all ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764005
Damn, I was also not ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764051
>Gazer scaring Sandworm away not in defence, but in a mixture of anger and sorrow at the passing of Iwata

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk in on gamer gazer
>She's huddled up on her bed, crying and murmuring something to herself
>Get closer to hear her
>"It's okay when Nintendo does it..."
>"It's okay when Nintendo does it..."
>"It's okay when Nintendo does it..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763633
>>13763807
I always thought Hellhounds had strength and power on their side, even if they're young. I like making my stuff as realistic as possible, so I'll definitely remember your concerns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764051
>>13764053
>>13764056
Still brewing...
http://i.imgur.com/S2OSYZL.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764005
>>13764059
>"On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer."
Of all the people in video games that could've died, why did it have to be the one guy who liked video games? Why did it have to be the one guy who, when he heard people were disappointed in Nintendo's E3, apologize and promise to make next year's better? Why?

Now, all those dreams of his will be lost, like tears in the rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764073
>Gazer climbing a tree to gaze at the stars
>No one'll hear her cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764074
No anon, his dreams won't die.
As long as we carry them with us they'll never die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764074
KojiPro also died ever so recently too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764073
Flat justice soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764086
Good, I hope everyone she killed will haunt her in her dreams

Every single night needs to be like The Sorrow fight in MGS3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764073
>>13764086
>>13764095
>>13764109
Seriously, why aren't they killing each other?
http://i.imgur.com/Kb6VZTm.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764128
Mourning period

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764128
Friendship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764128
God damn fucking pussies RELEASE THE SQUIRRELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764128
>>13764132
>>13764134
First kill in like three rounds, and it's a suicide.
http://i.imgur.com/X1kYkEN.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764128
>The literal ice cube searches for firewood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764137
NO DON'T YOU MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764139
Looks like Glacie got ICED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764139
how many days total has this been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764139
>>13764140
>Searches for firewood
>Dies on the next round
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764139
She couldn't handle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764146
This wouldnt've happened if she just took a moment to CHILL OUT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764139
This game is the saddest one I've seen yet, next to that totodile and Tomoko one in /v/ from a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764155
Maybe she would have someone watching her back if she didn't give everyone the COLD SHOULDER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764139
>>13764140
>>13764146
>>13764147
>>13764149
>>13764153
>>13764155
>>13764159
>>13764160
It's been 11 days.
http://i.imgur.com/m9ZuzP3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764165
One more and it could be the first season for current Anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764165
Ahh, Grapesnake puttin in work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764165
>Pharaoh sprains her ankle
>Whilst running from her own ally

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764165
>>13764168
>>13764170
>>13764172
Another moment for the fallen.
http://i.imgur.com/8FHDRR9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764149
She wanted to shed tears for her fallen friends. With her whole body.

She literally cried herself to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764172
She's just not cut out for this, man.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the demon lord to use mamono mana to bring Iwata back from the grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764187
If we had demonic energy he could still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764178
>>13764182
It's happening slowly, but it's happening.
http://i.imgur.com/IKFJWAV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764217
>Overpowers
>A Dragon
Oh god, we have a Dragon Hunter here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764217
Another Alp bully bites the dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764217
This is just brutal, somebody end their misery already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764217
>>13764221
It's time for the feast.
http://i.imgur.com/u5rf5ej.png
I'm not doing anymore moments for the fallen, I just want to get to the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764217
I wonder if the wyvern tried to fight back much, or just cried in the face of her own death.

Goddamnit, I'm not happy at this whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
>Jinko sobs while gripping a photo of her friends and family
I don't want her to die god damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
>amazon dies and the jinko cries

i hate this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
And there goes my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
Poor Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763807
Surely it's ok if the guy wants it, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
>>13764230
>>13764232
>>13764237
>>13764240
>>13764241
Yeah, things aren't going well for Jinko, huh?
http://i.imgur.com/OhOGXte.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
>Jinko sobs whie gripping a photo of her friends and family
That actually hurt my feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
So the undine drowned the sandworm, and hardened the lava golem until she became a statue. Harsh.

Also, I want jinko to win now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764244
>Pharaoh sprains her ankle again
>Running away from Apophis, again
Are you serious!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764244
Oh god she's going insane. We should've saw all the symptoms!

The flower picking as if she's back at the mother land
The tending to others wounds
The dreams of being back home
The photo!

They were all there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764226
>>13764244
There's not gonna be a winner of this, this was suppose to be a game man, it wasn't supposed to be like this.
>>13764250
Agreed, if Jinko wins then there's still some good left in this world, she just wanted to pick flowers and stuff the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764252
this is like a horror movie where everyone is constantly falling as they run away from someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764244
>>13764246
>>13764250
>>13764252
>>13764254
>>13764258
Jinko wants to win too.
http://i.imgur.com/VJUQNRW.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764263
#teamflat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764263
Pharaoh finally gets put out of her misery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764263
She's gone mad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764263
>Jinko pushes Pharaoh off a cliff
>Best girl kills the girl of my team
Jinko, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764263
It's so she can see her family again. Just remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764263
>>13764271
>>13764273
>>13764274
>>13764282
>>13764283
Come on Apophis, you don't even have ankles.
http://i.imgur.com/VHV4Yvk.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764263
Oh god maybe>>13764254 is right. I don't care though, I still want her to win.
>>13764283
She's like that reluctant soldier in all the movies who finally just snaps and just starts slaughtering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764287
>>13764263
>The lengths a mother will go to see her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764287
THE SQUIRRELS
THE
SQUIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLS

RELEASE THE FUCKING SQUIRRELS THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764287
Jinko has had enough, she just wants to go home but realizes she has to kill everybody else to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764287
GAZER NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764287
>Apophis sprains her ankles
WHAT ANKLES!?
>Pharaoh's innate ability to run away from people and sprain her ankles without fail has passed over to Apophis
What is this, Brawl right now? Stop tripping and spraining your legs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764302
>Apophis sprains her ankles
Maybe she got her tail tied in a knot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764287
>>13764289
>>13764292
>>13764295
>>13764299
>>13764302
>>13764306
GAZER WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
http://i.imgur.com/Dkes4Gr.png

>>13764294
I have no control over when the squirrels choose to attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764312
>GAZER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

They've obviously bonded for their mutual hatred of the Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764312
Is Gazer trying to develop a truce with Jinko so she'll kill everyone else and then when Jinko isn't looking, snap her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764312
>Apophis beats somebody
At least SHE's getting shit done.
>But spares her life
Undine double killed two people arlier. Don't just let her go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764312
my tribute might just make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764312
>>13764317
>>13764318
>>13764322
>>13764330
Everyone's playing it safe now.
http://i.imgur.com/R2KFgzQ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764312
>Gazer shows mercy before the murdering begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764335
GAZER YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764335
>Jinko camouflages herself in the bushes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXnAxydhZ8M

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764335
>>13764336
>>13764343
>>13764344
Jinko's desire to live is strong. Stronger than others.
http://i.imgur.com/9SEllTN.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764335
So apparently, while Pharaoh used to fucking run all the time and had an uncanny ability to escape death numerous times, Apophis has the uncanny ability to not kill her targets.
Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764335
>Jinko camouflages herself in the bushes
Yup, she's murdering everybody now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764348
She wants to see her family
No matter the cost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764348
>Jinko single-handedly killed both of my tributes


I'm still rooting for her but MOTHERFUCKER!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764348
Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764348
>>13764349
>>13764351
>>13764356
>>13764359
>>13764360
Things are quiet now.
http://i.imgur.com/JyoVTl3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764348
>Apophis is gone
>As are Wyvern, Ryu, Chimera, Iwata, and even Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764356
>Jinko just wants to go home and find a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764365
Needs more explosions dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764365
>>13764366
>>13764369
>>13764371
Funny you should mention explosions.
http://i.imgur.com/fS9xt5I.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764365
I want to sponsor the jinko so she can see her husband and children again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764365
Gazer has this in the bag

[Anonymous No.]

>Gamer Gazer representing in Iwata Tribute sticky
Which of you motherfuckers did it?
Coming home to see that thread hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764376
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764372
well at least sahuagin didn't twist her ankle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764372
>>13764373
>>13764374
>>13764379
The warmth of her memories is the only warmth she has tonight.
http://i.imgur.com/zgUYw1z.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
God dammit no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
This poor jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
>Sahuagin died running away from Jinko
Poor thing probably ran for dear life she didn't even realized she got cuts and scrapes from the bushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
God this is fucking painful, I just want Jinko to win but I know that all of us rooting for her is gonna make her lose. If she loses I think I'm done for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
dammit my waifu died ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
i hate this game i hate this game so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
>>13764385
>>13764388
>>13764389
>>13764391
It's over. She can go home.
http://i.imgur.com/rKT8NU7.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
I was backing Gazer, but I hope the Jinko wins now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764382
And now both the anubis and the sahuagin from the same district are dead.
Only the jinko remains for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
GAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
Today, Jinko was a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764396
Gazer is dead, Jim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
its over its finally over but at what cost she'll never be the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
Well at least Alp's killer died but one of her bullies got away.

Turns out Jinko was an option after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
YES! She won!
She BETTER have won, too. I would've thrown a bitch fit if she killed Pharaoh and Apophis and then died like a bitch.

Now, if you'l excuse me, I'm going to enjoy some apple pie in celebration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
mai waifu won. I was worried about her, but she pulled through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
And so Jinko won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
Good, thank fuck. She deserved it, now she can go home and try not to have PTSD.
>>13764405
She was so happy and carefree at the start. I don't want to play any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
Yes! Jinko gets to hug and kiss her husband once again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
>>13764396
>>13764400
>>13764401
>>13764402
>>13764403
>>13764405
>>13764406
Jinko is now the Supreme Waifu.
But at what cost?
http://i.imgur.com/R5fP3al.png
This was fucking brutal. I'm just gonna crank it up to high death rate next time so we don't have to suffer again. And it'll definitely be later tonight. Much later.
I don't think I'll make Jinko compete again. I can't put her through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
>Jinko standing over a severly injured Gazer
>Undine sees the bloodbath and tries to run away, not knowing where she's going and dying due to running out of bounds
>Gazer looking at Jinko with pleading eyes, covered in deep lacerations and bleeding like a facet
>Jinko grabs Gazer and rips out her spinal column because I watched too much Predator and roars in victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
>Jinko can return to her husbando now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764418
>Then falls to her knees sobbing.
You missed a bit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764416
your a good person anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764416
Time skip and make her kid compete. With a terminator paladin-chan III

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764424
>She sits and looks at her photo of her family, ignoring the fact that her paws are stained in red
>Finally, she can see her family

[Anonymous No.]

I guess District 7 Jinko is NUCLEAR now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764416
Put a Mindflayer next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764427
>More paladins
Enough is enough. Do you enjoy watching them die and suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764416
I don't think we will be ready for another one of this in quite a while, too taxing on dem feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764435
There will always be a Paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764435
Just a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764416
show the ranking screen with the number of kills

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764435
i'm not a fan of paladin-chan but i'm tired of the suffering on both sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764416
Jinko...had a hard life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764435
I cant wait for paladin-chan to clean house next battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764435
Now open your eyes while our plight is repeated
Still deaf to our cries, lost in hope we lie defeated
Our souls have been torn, and our bodies forsaken
Bearing sins of the past, for our future is taken

[Anonymous No.]

Is it tiger appreciation time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764450
Shit that's actually cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764416
How many days was that? Like 15 or 16 right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764457
That's about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764450
She won't win, anon.
She will die like a dog once more. Unless this was your plan, to have her die so that she would come back as a Wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764454
Its tiger hugging/cuddling/healing time right now. I want to help her forget or at least overcome what she experienced in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764454
Jinko is best werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764462
>best cat girl
>not manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764456

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764466
Manticore got rekt in the first Waifu War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764461
>Jinko having PTSD about the lengths she had to go through in order to see her family again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764466
Nope.
Jinko is best big cat.
Cheshire is best cat.
Manticor is a close second, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirls just want husbands to love and children to bear
>One cruel Anon keeps taking them and pitting them against each other for entertainment
>He reduces them to the level of humans killing other humans, or animals killing out of fear and anger
>Even includes truly good paladins to try and break their faith in people and their god

You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764460
nah wights are shit compared to pure paladin pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764476
I do what I do because I must anon, not because I enjoy it.
The will of monsters and humans must be tested to ensure they do not stagnate. I take no joy in what I have to do to ensure that they remain strong. And perhaps one day, united.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764478
Wight pussy > slimy, smelly, lower than Oomukade Paladin pussy

[Anonymous No.]

You really fucked up this thread, good job fags. Jinko best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Farewell, let's play together again sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764489
Whatever you say corpse fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764491
CABRON!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764491
Fuck you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764491
Too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764491
My sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764491
Farewell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY
I hope one day, if there is an afterlife, we'll get to see him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96rrbo-_Ik

[Anonymous No.]

>>13763986
>>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipsters
>No Gamer MGF to cuddle and make it go away
Awww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764578
>You now realize that your Gazer daughteru will not know the gaming classics and why they have value aside from nostalgia
>You now realize that she'll have this generation as her retro
>You now realize that she'll think that microtransactions and free to play methods are standard and helpful

But I'm sure you'll be a better gamer that helps her enjoy the games by playing them with her, right? You wouldn't be the parent that lets the games babysit her right? You wouldn't want a situation where she cares more for 2D than you, right?!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs cheering up.

Try imagining monstergirls shaking their butts at you.
Fit jinkos with toned, defined butts. Pampered anubis with plump, soft peachy butts. Onis with big butts, loli harpies with small, tight butts. Lamias of all kinds with snake butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764615
>But I'm sure you'll be a better gamer that helps her enjoy the games by playing them with her, right?
Of course! A burn on "Microtransactions as Retro". I've still got my collection, and I'll be damned if she doesn't experience it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764619
I'd rather play various Nintendo games in memory of Iwata and his deeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764395
>>13764416
>>13764424
>>13764430

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764619
>Pampered anubis with plump, soft peachy butts.
Yes. This. This is what makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764632
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764632
you delivered but I'm not happy about draw her happy with her family at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764619
Oh, I'm imagining, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764632
Can you do a JJBA style of pic where it shows her fallen comrades and friends looking down at her from above the sky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764645
He must draw her holding her family, crying as they comfort her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764632
Drawn now so she'll be in our hearts forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764615
I'll make sure my daughteru has good taste in vidya no matter what!

>>13764632
Of all the moments in the Waifu Wars to draw, why'd you have to go and draw the saddest one of all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764632
Being MGuca is suffering...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764491
>Come home from work
>Waifu is sitting on the couch, depressed
>Her eyes look puffy
>Her computer is open next to her
>'Sotaru Iwata Dies at 55'
>You feel a pang in your chest. You sympathize with her
>Go to your bedroom, dig through your closet
>Find your old Gamecube and 2 controllers
>Pull out an old copy of Melee, the first game you ever palyed together
>Executive Producer: Sotaru Iwata
>Take it out to the living room
>Waifu watches as you hook the old console up to the TV
>Those familiar tunes start to play as the game starts up after all these years
>Sit next to her & hand her old purple controller over
>She manages a teary smile
>Cuddle up with each other on the couch as you relive the childhood he gave you

Say not in grief, 'He is no more.', but live in thankfulness that he was. RIP, Iwata-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vns3ruSbUrY

Was it worth it, to see the spectacle of monster girl destroy each other? Are you not entertained?

[Anonymous No.]

"Good morning Farmhand! Let's do our best today!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764687
I want a Gazer to cuddle with while sadly replaying Earthbound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764714
"shut up sheep women i busy being sad"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764714
I would. I honestly would. But I'm just not in the mood to do farm work
Besides, it's raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764687
Anon, please understand, even if you don't want to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764635
Then how about those anubis twins? The sporty one goes down to the beach everyday to swim, and has the body of a true athlete. The bikini she wears is perfect for showing off how strong and perky it is, how sleek and touchable it seems when she emerges from the water, smiling and waving at you.
Or maybe you'd prefer her sister, who'd rather just sit in her beanbag chair and read all day? She's partial to snacking, and years of her lifestyle have, at her sister's partial despair, made her about as soft as that chair.

>>13764646
Are you also imagining what happens when you go down to the snake out and see them all circle you, dancing seductively on their tails and wiggling their rears at you? Even the quiet medusa is blushing and bumping hips with her friends as she shows off for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764714
>>13764722
>>13764727
>Not being the type that trudges through your sorrow through hard work
>Not venting your frustrations and sadness into the psychical labor to relieve stress
>Not crying into her understanding, fluffy bosom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764619
>Minichuffs tiger showing off her perky derriere while wearing spats
Hold my calls.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I found out I have haemochromatosis.
>tfw I now have extra tasty, iron-rich blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764749
>Anubis Twins
They both sound lovely in their own way. Not sure which I'd rather do, read with the cushy one, or go swimming with the sporty one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764750
You really shouldn't. The ones that look up to you shouldn't have to see you so distressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764773
It's not debilitating, is it? I don't want to read more sad things this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764751
>Pygmy jinko with a pert behind and some decently sized bitties.

I would that, carrying her around and nibbling her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764800
Na, just need to watch how many steaks I eat. It's not serious, but I've got a lot more iron in my blood. Making it extra tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764800
>Organs commonly affected by haemochromatosis are the liver, heart, and endocrine glands.[3]

Haemochromatosis may present with the following clinical syndromes:[4]

Cirrhosis of the liver: Varies from zonal iron deposition[5] to fibrosis (cirrhosis).
Diabetes due to selective iron deposition in pancreatic islet beta cells leading to functional failure and cell death.[2][6]

Cardiomyopathy
Arthritis (calcium pyrophosphate deposition in joints)
Testicular failure
Slate grey discoloration of the skin
Joint pain and bone pain

If anon gets his regular check ups he'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764816
>Testicular failure
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764816
>Testicular failure
Good god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764799
Then in that case the only thing that changes is the end. I'll probably stare blankly at the ceiling before I can sleep. Next morning I have a blank stare but after a while it'll go away, just like every other bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764792
Sporty anubis says she'll wear her sling bikini just for you, if you'll go to the beach with her.
Indoors anubis gets all quiet and flushed at thy, and tries to sway you by inviting you into her bed. But don't get the wrong idea! She just wants to cuddle up with you someplace warm while you read with her!

So, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764816
Not my balls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764816
Looks like Anon needs a Vampire nurse to drain his blood once every so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764828
Hrm...that's a toughy...sure, seeing the sporty anubis in a sling bikini would be a feast for the eyes...but then, even if she says just for me, it's not like we'll be the only ones at the beach.

Her sister all flustered sounds adorable, and cozying up cuddled with her while we both read sounds like sublime heaven.

Maybe invite her sister to stay in and read too, and then we could all go swimming together the next day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764828
>sling bikini

Oh my, I guess there's a hole for her tail to fit through as well.

[Anonymous No.]

It may be the copious amount of alchohol in my system but I would a flat out fat jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764816
>testicular failure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764861
Me too. I really don't even mind fat Monster Girls, as long as she loved me and was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764849
Of course. See where it splits into two straps? Then it'll rejoin above her tail, and follow all those delicious contours of her back, before splitting again at her neck.
And while Sportynubis is showing it off to you, Indoorsanubis is doing her bet to puff up her chest and make it show through her sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764871
>Puff up her chest and make it show through her sweater
The solution is obvious.
A tighter, contour-following sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764871
I give them both Egyptian milk baths.

Using Holstaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764899
Nude, or in swimsuits?

I think white bikinis or maybe sporty one-pieces would be best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764885
But her breasts are too big for that! They'll stick out and look obvious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764816
Now when you say failure do you mean they just stop working or are they gonna pop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764905
Nude, to let all that health sink in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764869
She'd so soft and her hips, butt, and breasts would get an upgrade and she'd hug you so tight at night that you'd sink into her slightly, not to mention that her muscle would still be there beneath the excess fluff.
Finally she'd chuff so hard as she hugs you that she'd rumble, a happy smile on her face that you gave a big girl like her a chance.
She may even try to lose the weight and stop drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764906
Well if that's her attitude, maybe she doesn't want to cuddle in bed. Reading together. Getting paw massages. Letting me gently nibble on her ear.

Guess I'll be going with Sporty Anubis, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764923
The reason why she drinks is because she tries to forget the game.
She cries at night, hugging you tight while crying about how sorry she is.
The only one who keeps her going is you, the guy who's giving her attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764919
You will have iron balls. By that I mean iron deposits wrecking your testicles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764927
>No tails
>Ever
I'm okay with the lack of fluffy paws, but I wish this guy would give his deliciously soft girls tails just once...

But anyway, if she doesn't want to put on a tighter sweater, that's fine...I'll just feel her up in the larger one while we cuddle, while her sister is out being ogled at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764927
Indoors Anubis is now frantic, clinging to your arm while Sporty laughs. She says she'll get a sweater like that if it means you'll spend the day with her. She'll even let you touch her breasts if you really want to.
And now Sporty Anubis has upped the stakes, telling you about a nice little natural pool at he beach no one else knows about. It's just perfect for sitting in and relaxing while the sun warms it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764957
>And now Sporty Anubis has upped the stakes, telling you about a nice little natural pool at he beach no one else knows about. It's just perfect for sitting in and relaxing while the sun warms it up
Now that is mighty tempting...away from any other prying eyes...getting to appreciate her in that lovely swimsuit as you soak up the rays in the lovely water together...

Invite her indoorsy sister to come out and bathe with us? It really sounds too good to miss out on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764919
Stop working.
As in, no more testosterone.
As in, goodbye boners, goodbye sex drive.
Hope you have hobbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764957
Well, in that case, I'll go with Indoor Anubis.
Once Sporty leaves for the beach, I whisper to Indoors Anubis that she doesn't have to change. I just wanted to see if she was willing. But it's nice to know she's willing.And then make it up to her with an apology paw rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764976
She'll have very soft and squishy indoor paws. Sporty Anubis' paws are much tougher and hardened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764982
Well then, it sounds like Sporty Anubis needs some tender loving pawrubs too.

Meanwhile it'd just be fun to give her sister a rub-down with her soft, squishy paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764989
>>13764982
Screw it.
One on the other, chest to chest, making out as I slam into each of them until they are pumped full and gasping.
Follow with snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765000
In the private beach pool, or in bed?

Since either way that sounds magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765004
Private beach, in the beach house, the window open so that the crashing of waves can be heard amidst the moaning and whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764923
But what if I don't want her to lose weight? What if I like her just the way she is? My big, lovey, fat cat who can still protect my smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765000
>having sex with two women at the same time

unless you're a practiced porn star, etc, this is a lot more difficult than it sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765008
A relaxing weekend of pounding Anubis booty as you watch the sun fall over the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764982
>Soft and squishy indoor paws
Good. Working with calloused feet can be a pain, even if they do need it more. Softer skin is more fun to play with. More sensitive.
>She squirms under your gentle touch
>Lets out an occasional little giggle
>'It tickles a bit.'
>Massage each pad with your thumbs
>Flex & stretch the muscles to ease her stress
>By the time you finish, she's like putty
>You crawl up her, feeling her ample bosom through the sweater
>She's blushing furiously now, trying to maintain her composure
>'H-Hey, now. I just said we'd be cuddling.'
>Give her a quick kiss
>'I know. Just a little bit of fun.'
>Roll off to her side and sit up
>Grab her book off the nightstand & pull her into my lap
>'A promise is a promise.'
>Hand her the book as you hold her around the waist
>Nuzzle into the side of her head and read over her shoulder
>She's still bushing hard, failing to hold back a goofy smile
>Spend all afternoon like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13764964
Well, she doesn't own any swimsuits, so it's not like she could...
But maybe she could take a towel and a book down, and sit on the beach. If it means you'll be happier, she'll do it.
Sporty anubis is toto ally down or the idea, too. She says she'll sneak a spare swimsuit down to the beach for her sister to wear. Even if its too small for her, she'll make her wear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765019
Then let her know, I'm sure she'd be more than happy to stay soft for snuggling.
Although just make sure she doesn't put on anymore weight, she'd split her pants and skirts may ride a little high on her, doing nothing more than showing off that big ol behind of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765022
Gotta start somewhere.

>>13765024
Yep, the three of us relaxing in the sand, a bottle half buried in the sand as they slowly fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765008
What if Set gives a surprise visit to see her Anubis daughters?

She'll probably crash on the couch, eat all the chips, and make sandcastles then destroy them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765024
Sounds like perfection, don't it?

>>13765025
Yes, definitely perfection.

>>13765028
Wonderful! We could grab a nice big umbrella, get her set up in a nice spot by the pool her sister found, and then spring the spare suit on her! Even if it's a bit small, I'm sure it'll look wonderful on her. And she'll thank us after she finds how relaxing it is to read while in the nice water of the sun-warmed beach pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765028
>Indoors Anubis in too small bikini
>Ties cutting into her plush hips
>Thong vanishing into her butt
>Breasts spilling out of her top
>Back ties straining to hold together
>She's trying (and failing) to cover up with her book
>You can't help but look her over lustily
>Her face is scarlet & her glasses are fogged over from embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765054
>Wake up with the two anubi daughters next to you, the short haired, sporty one on your right and the longer haired, slightly chubby one on your left.
>Decide to go make pancakes for everyone, cooking when you notice a figure behind you, a glass of orange juice in her hand.
>She's like sporty anubis if said anubis was two feet taller and sporting a pair of abs that would put a minotaur to shame.
>"So," she growls, a smirk on her face and a dangerous glint in her eyes "How are my daughters doing?"
>Cue the two walking out of the bed room, naked (as they didn't expect company) wiping the sleep from their eyes as they greet you.

[Anonymous No.]

How could you poop back and forth with two Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765101
Okay, WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765097
So does Set disembowel me here, or congratulate me for scoring both her daughters at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765058
>>13765063
That's the spirit.

Down at the beach, Sporty throws her shirt and shorts off, pulling out the bikini hidden in her waistband. Indoors sees it, and shakes her head furiously, saying there's no way it'll fit her.
Sporty jumps up and hugs you from behind, pushing her almost-bare breasts up against your completely-bare back. She tells her sister how much you'll enjoy it if she wears it.
After much blushing and dilly dallying, they go off behind the rocks to change.
After a few minutes she comes back, awkwardly walking up to you. The plain white suit pinches into her breasts, showing just a hint of areola over the rim. From behind, she looks completely naked waist-down, massive ass swallowing up the clothing. She's squeezing her thighs together as if she's getting off on the feeling of the clothes riding up there.
Sporty Anubis takes the lead towards her secret spot, bounding away on all fours and leaving you with her sister.
Indoors Anubis is, meanwhile, twirling her hair in her claw as she walks with you, eyes at her feet and mouth shut tight.

Are you going to do or say anything with/to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no nice and cold Wight to fall asleep pressed against in this summer heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765126
Secretly whisper to the indoors one that she looks cuter than her sister in a swimsuit, then watch her immediately lose her spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765126
>After a few minutes she comes back, awkwardly walking up to you. The plain white suit pinches into her breasts, showing just a hint of areola over the rim.
Wonderful. Simply wonderful.

I'd take her paw, give her a kiss on the cheek, tell her that she looks gorgeous, and lead her along after her sister to the nice private spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765125
She asks her girls how you were, those eyes of hers locked onto you.
They'd jump up a bit in surprise, indoor anubis bouncing a bit more than her sister, and scamper back to the room, returning a moment later in some of your oversized shirts.
She'd laugh at that though, telling you that you must've done good if they didn't come out dressed.
She would growl about almost wanting to give you a try before walking over to see her dear, dear daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765142
I hate that movie because everyone acts so strange, like half the time either complete slits or act like they hate sex.

I though the absurdity would make it funny but it was so melodramatic I instead just got pissed off and felt like I wasted my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765151
Oh my.
Now I want her to convince the girls to share me in a wild foursome for one night.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night every one, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.
I work a twelve hour shift tomorrow.
I wish I could take a familiar their to talk to as I wait for people to call in with computer problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765165
That's silly.

Two gorgeous sisters are more than enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765169
>12 hour shift at a call centre
Disembowel yourself, it will be less painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765169
>to talk to.
Yes, talk. I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765165
>Walk into the room with a couple plate of pancakes.
>"Come on girls! Do you know how long it's been since your mom's been with a guy who isn't a pleasure slave?"
>The two are red faced and fidgeting awkwardly, while you set the plates down, coughing.
>"...What? It's true! I may even let you give these two a sister or two if your good."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765138
>>13765148
You kiss her, tell her she looks beautiful, wears the suit better than her sister, and take her paw.
She grips back hard enough to pinch your skin with her claws. After maybe thirty seconds of cutting herself off, she says, quite simply, "Thank you."
The pool is like a little harbour of sand, shielded to everything but the ocean by a rock wall. It'd be impossible to find normally without swimming out or climbing over the rocks to get there.
Sporty Anubis is already settled in the pool, about six feet deep and shallow at the rim, perfect for sitting in.
She jumps up at the sight of you and helps her sister in, before walking over to you and leaning in close to whisper.
"You said something to her, didn't you? She looks more confident. Thanks."
Then she falls back and pulls you into the water with her, Indoors Anubis squealing at the splashes.

How do you respond, wiping the water from your eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765176
How would you react if I said that I like my job?

>>13765186
Well, I have another guy with me but I'd mostly talk shit about stupid people who called in.
Her maybe sucking me off under the desk would be nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765200
Tell her that it's great to have her sister out and about with the two of you, and then find a good spot near the rim to invite her indoorsy sister to settle in and read by. Though before that, maybe sneak a grope of the sporty sister's firm ass while she has you pulled close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761827
Goddamn, I can really relate to the MC's scent fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765207
>enjoying work at a call centre
What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765142
I hope you and whoever made this does A LOT of drugs, because the possibility of someone coming up with this on their own, unaltered mental state offends my sense of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765223
I don't know, I always get that response.
I just want to help people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765214
What a depraved person you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765229
Same here. It's kind of annoying for me cause everyone I know says I'm a bitter cunt but I can't help but help others. It also doesn't help that my name literally translates to "hero".

Ugh my daughteru's either going to be edgy, chuuni or embarrassed; knowing that her dad's two steps away from donning a costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765249
I'm actually pretty nice, too nice according to one guy I work with, and I just enjoy fixing folks problems.

MFW I realize I'm IT Shirou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765175
But think about it
>The four of you sprawled out on her massive bed
>She kisses her girls deeply, toying with them and getting them riled up
>She forces you to sit back & stroke yourself
>Once everyone is worked up, she moves onto you
>Her long tongue coils around your shaft as she takes your entire length into her mouth
>She rubs herself as she hungrily devours your cock
>Her daughters try to content themselves with their hands
>You cum at the back of Set's throat, and she effortlessly swallows your load
>Your cock is finally released from her mouth & she pushes you together with her fitter daughter
>She pulls you into a kiss, exploring your mouth with her tongue
>It's not long before you're hard again, and she shifts her hips over your member
>She swiftly impales herself on your shaft, her taut ass grinding into your crotch
>She refuses to break the kiss,embracing you as her hips go to work
>Set whispers lewd encouragement to her daughter as her hips rock faster and faster
>You reach your limit and drain your balls deep into her womb
>She rides out the bliss of being filled up before falling to the wayside
>Set pushes you onto your back, stroking you to hardness once more
>Now it's the mousy sister's turn
>Her much thicker hips position themselves over your groin
>Gently, she guide you to her moist entrance and inserts your tip
>She lowers herself down until you bottom out in her
>The full sensation draws a moan from her
>You grab her massive ass in both hands and begin to thrust
>Her thighs ripple with each impact, her huge tits bouncing wildly
>Her sister crawls up on her, taking a nipple in her mouth
>Her soft moans become cries of ecstasy as she is overwhelmed
>Your view is suddenly obstructed as Set positions herself over you, Her glistening slit inches from your face
>You bury your face in her crotch, lapping up her juices, probing into her with your tongue, gently nipping at the folds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765249
>chuuni father and daughter form a Dynamic Duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13761827
As chunni-sounding as your writing is, it really gets me going. Good job Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765270
>chuuni-sounding
Can't help it, I love the taste of scenery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765275
You keep doing you Alp, a little variety is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765270
Alp here, fuck off faggot. My writing isn't chunni, don't you insult me like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765281
It's not like I could change it up if I wanted.
>>13765285
Magnificent, BROTHER!

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite MG porn movie?

Mine is Karate Sluts, those Kakuen sure are flexible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765296
Wirgin Vurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765285
Sorry Alp, I'll fucking fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

Great, now I want a fat jinko and chubby anubis to sleep with.

[Anonymous No.]

Please be excite for the new oppai loli branch of the sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765322
Down, down to Hobgoblin town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765322
Anon, Oppai Lolis are already part of the Anti-Sabbath, along with Ara Ara types and Onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765209
You tread water and push Sporty Anubis to the water's edge until she's sitting beneath you, right next to Indoors Anubis. Right before her butt hits the sand you sneak your hand under the water, and squeeze your fingers against that delicious rump. Beneath soft skin is nothing but firm, springy muscle, all hot and teeming with energy.
"Hey, save that for later, Anon," she whispers to you. "Keep it up and I'll have to break the promise I made to my sister."
You don't get time to ask her what she means though, as she spins you around in the water and plonks you squarely between her and her sister. She leans over and places one of your arms around her sister, before sitting back and letting you do the same with the other.
All three of you sink down up to your collars in the water, heads resting against the sand next to each other. Both anubi place a paw on your chest and huddle up closely, sighing in relaxation.
Your eyes whiplash between them both, drinking in their perfect skin shining from the overhead noon sun, and their bronzed bodies below the water's surface, in such physical contrast with one another.
But your eyes drift in particlar to Indoor Anubis' breasts, and the way they float and wobble, almost weightlessly, on the water's surface, lifted by their own buoyancy.

The two girls look content to spend their whole lives like this, so if a move's to be made, it'll have to be made by you.

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>>13765261
>It ll becomes too much, and with one final thrust you push deep into her daughter's womb
>Jets of semen erupt from your cock, plastering her walls
>Even with your hearing muffled by Set's thighs, you can hear her cries of ecstasy
>You feel her walls contract around your rod, milking every last drop they can from you
>Set finally removes herself from your face, allowing you to breathe
>Her daughter is gripping your waist like a vice, panting heavily
>Her face is contorted in a blushing, embarrassing ahegao
>'My, my. She seems to have enjoyed that.'
>She gently lays her daughter down
>'But now it's mommy's turn.'
>She goes down on all fours, tail raised, ass waving at you invitingly
>Even after all you've already done, your little trooper soldiers on and is at attention again
>You kneel up behind her, positioning your head at her entrance
>'Ahh, ahh, ahh. Higher.'
>Your mind catches up to you after a second, and your gaze moves to the pucker just above her pussy
>You slather up a finger and start to tease the entrance, preparing it for your cock
>'Mmmm. I think it's ready, darling.'
>You position the head at her asshole, slowly pushing forward
>The resistance finally gives way and you plunge into her ass, drawing a stifled moan from the lewd jackal
>The ring of muscle is almost painfully tight around your shaft as you grab her hips and begin to thrust
>She's a nice balance between the taut muscle & plump softness of her two daughters
>She's moaning into the sheets as you pound her ass with fervor
>Suddenly, you feel a warm, wet sensation on your balls
>You look down to see the fitter daughter under you tonguing & sucking your sack as she plays with herself
>The plumper daughter positions herself by her mother's head, guiding it between her thighs
>A slurping noise starts up as Set eats out her own daughter, lapping p the cum that had dribbled out of her pussy

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>>13765337
Double boobie groping.

[Anonymous No.]

At 11:00 PST it begins again.
Place. Your. Bets.
http://i.imgur.com/e7d6YF9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765354
Third time's the charm. Let's go Boymaker!

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>>13765337
Well, presented with a sight like that, in such a situation, I should say that all that could be done would be to slide a hand up along the Indoor Anubis' side, trailing up from her waist until high enough to rub and playfully squeeze her floaty breast.

Meanwhile, no reason to leave her sister alone, and trail the hand around her waist a bit lower to again squeeze her ask...and then ask both of them about this "Promise", while being as nonchalant about the groping as can be.

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>>13765354
All in on the cheeky monkey

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>>13765354
Eh, my team lost last time by an insane tiger.
I just don't care anymore.
I guess I want the monkey or the Eros girls to win, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765354
Go Werecat and Sphinx!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765354
How did I miss this before.

Where's Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765354
Again? Really? Make this the last time ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765354
All of these undeads are cheating. They're already dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765391
Youko was in the second Waifu War.
She died.

>>13765393
I can't promise that.

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>>13765398
>Implying they aren't paladin 1 and 2 returned for another shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765322
>oppai loli
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765322
I want to be haunted by a lewd, oppai ghost loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765322
I'd an oppai loli familiar.
I'd also a familiar in general so it isn't saying much.

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>>13765354
Here's hoping Dark Valkyrie strangles Paladin-chan.

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>>13765354
Let's go Kejourou