Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck yeah

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[Anonymous No.]

First for Kikis are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750459
second for kikis a boring plebtier shit

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750460
Fourth for this pleb has shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750457
You forgot one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750463
Spider loli is getting headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750463
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750463
That girl is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that maledom is bad, please keep this thread maledom free.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to headpat and tenderly love your maid!

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[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to milk your waifu every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Moth is love. Moth is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750467
No i did not forget anything bronie-san

[Anonymous No.]

Crow love is sweetest love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750477
Who/what are these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750476
Happily. A well loved kiki is a happy kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750477
What an adorable pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750486
Twin punk vampires request

Wait did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750478
Nah I'm busy, maybe next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750463
I can't accept spiders because I want my waifu to have at least somewhat normal legs. Centaurs and lamias are out for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750480
I wonder what she's muttering.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the yeti, love the yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750499
How much she loves him, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750490
>punk
>Button up shirt
>Hair pins
>Classy looking coats
The only think punk about these two are their ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750501
Yeti appreciation day when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750483
Is liking the centaur realy make me a brony? I just thought you forgot one of the memes.

Dryad is best girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750460
>Anon wants to be hardcore but his Waifu won't let him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750463

HNNNNNNNNGH

[Anonymous No.]

I want /a/ to go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

LFP for Summer Harvest Event.
No Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750495
>Talking ike you have a choice in the matter
Yeah, no. She's getting milked, and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750463
Spiders are overrated. That small one is cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750518
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750514
>stop talking about monstergirls in the monstergirl thread!
It doesn't work that way you mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750457
Now that its anime related, could you fuck off back to /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750509

But you don't need a specific day to appreciate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750528
Whoopsie, meant for >>13750518

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750528

... What?

I went HNNNNNGH because Spider daughteru is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750528
Miss the mark there, champ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750527
Fuck off. You don't like us and we don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750509
Yeti Appreciation Day is everyday in January, the coldest month of winter when people need her hugs the most

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>>13750541
>>13750542

>>13750540

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750499
>よしよし
Good, good...
>いいこ
Good child...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750518
>>13750530
>>13750545

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750545
You make me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750505
They aren't wearing high collared capes or 19th century ball gowns. That's pretty punk by vampire standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750548
I love that type of intimacy/obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750545
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750546
Up here in the far north, it start in September and ends in april.

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>>13750540
You can leave too. We can't talk about MGE in /a/, every thread you been maligning us and saying shitposters go on /jp/ if a post doesns't contain at least one instance of "x is best girl" and you booted us here. Why the fuck should we suffer you.

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>>13750545
>we
You don't speak for everyone bitch nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750520
>not wanting an Alp healslut
Have fun wiping.

[Anonymous No.]

Tongue Sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750554
Any attire that isn't noble and elegant is punk when wore by a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

I see the newfags have found their way in here at last.

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750561
I'm not an even an /a/non you retard.

...although I was one prior to last years exodus, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750554
If I ask for punk I want punk, not "punk by vampire standards".

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>>13750568
Anon you're not good at this.

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>>13750480

She's a murderer by giving her husbando's mom a heart attack

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>>13750505
>>13750576
Did you request punks or whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750564
>wasting valuble slots with a healslut going max tsun after getting debuffed.
>Especially since they never move out the spray aoe
Might as well go with no one than alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750582
Can you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750485
>You will never be paired with a Crow Tengu to study monstergirl culture and promote understanding between them and the humans.
>You will never get past each others differences and the language barrier to make great strides in your work
>You will never start to fall for her, but not act on it for fear of being rejected by her, knowing how tengus have high standards
>You will never notice how she's acting strange and is staring at you when your back is turned a few weeks later
>You will never be jumped by her one day, as she says she can't control her mating season instincts any longer.
>She will never confess to you as she rides you, only for you to confess back and kiss her as her face turns beet red
>You will never continue to fuck her until you fall asleep in her wings
>You will never marry her and continue your work as husband and wife, while caring for your darling chicks

At least I have videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750463
>Spider Loli
She. Is. ADORABLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750578
One reply, comin' right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750563
Anyone who's been longer than nine months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750557
You already have ab abundance of yetis, send some down to the states so we can warm up

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>>13750477
Why does the one on the right look like Weiss Schnee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750583
>implying that's a problem unless you draw the encounter out so much the debuff stacks up and the healslut goes cockslut
Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing the entire Patapon series
>Get through the whole thing feeling satisfied by the quirky storyline, artwork and music
>Can't help but think what it would be like if it was instead MG's
>Can't stop thinking about how it would be like a Group of Silouette goblins led by a Flag bearing hobgoblin leading them to the promised land of men
>Can't help thinking all their tech is simply getting other mg's to take them to Earth End, where virile man studs lay pure and unharmed
>Final boss is Mothfu who has an offshoot of human thralls and doesn't want the Goblin horde to take the men from her daughterus

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>>13750598
Holy shit I didn't notice, that was unintentional

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750480
Besides the creepy shenanigans she's extremely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750590
Maybe one day anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750580
I doubt she did that on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750477
Twins they were! Prepare for twice the blood loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750608
>She's cute if you don't take into account she's an obsessive/posessive possible time lord

Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750617
Really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750610
Like I'd give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750617
>he doesn't like obsessive/possessive yanderes that might also be time lords

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750600
Alp make for shit healers either since most if not all the new ones insist they're still DPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750618
I look forward to meeting you on the battlefield.

>>13750621
You want a cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750617
I don't see anything wrong with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750628
That's because you're desperate.

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>>13750610
Knowing where that manga comes from, plus those eyes, she did it delibritly.

>>13750595
They get pissy if they go beyond a certain point, anon, why don't you come north onstead.
reminder to lower 48 people, Alaska is a state, we are not apart of Russia or Canada.

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>>13750624
Like it's hard to cow them into dropping the nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750628
Lovely when she's not too busy messing around with time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750499
Heil Hydra

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizCMO-mI1Q

>Messing with Time

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>>13750463
Rachnee probably beats that kid senseless to get her sadist boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750654
Blatant lies. Everyone knows that Rachnee never hurts anyway.

Ties them up and fondles them, sure, but never causes any sort of harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750608
The cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750670
Now I want a loli moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750654
>Implying that's not loli-Rachnee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750681
That child isn't lying or hurting people so it can't be Rachnee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750689
Childhood innocense

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>>13750463
The only thing I hate about Rachnee is her spider and sometimes her sadistic nature.

That zombie girl is still miles better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750689
Oh come on, she doesn't do that... all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750480
>>13750628
>>13750670
I guess I should translate this huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750712
That doesn't sound bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750712
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750712
I can't force you, but I would if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750708
Where'd this even come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750708
I wouldn't mind having a mermaid waifu. They look so dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750722
They don't belong to any series in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>You were just a kid when the contact war happened
>Well, you didn't consider yourself a kid then, 18 and fresh out of high school
>You were excited to go off to battle
>You were stupid
>Your first time out in the field was also your last, you were medically discharged afterwords
>Night patrol, your squadmates started getting snatched by the darkness
>Eventually it was just you left
>Then she appeared
>A lone Mantis
>You didn't want to go down without a fight, but by the time you shouldered your weapon she was nowhere to be seen
>Then you got hit from behind
>It didn't knock you off your feet, but it dazed you a little, and she used that window to toss you onto your back
>She was on top of you before you could react
>She grabbed both of your arms and then the pain hit
>You didn't know if she broke them or what, but it felt like you had been stabbed in both shoulders and you couldn't move either arm
>You learned later she had just dislocated them
>You started to scream at her, but she had already yanked one of your boots off, took your sock and then jammed it into your mouth before you got out more than two words
>After that came the rape
>She was far rougher than you thought her small frame would allow
>As soon as you came, she reached over and grabbed your rifle and used it to knock you out with the stock
>You came to in a field hospital the next afternoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750724
I don't like being around water all of the time so I couldn't deal with it.

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>>13750457
Harpies Qts are cool.

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>>13750729
>Embarrassingly, the medical discharge was because some butterfingers dropped you and broke your collarbone on the way back
>The war ended not long after, and humans and monsters began the process of living together
>You never heard from your squadmates again, and trying to get answers through the military left you right back where you started
>It was like they never even existed
>You began to suspect that the connection between the two worlds wasn't as fleeting as you originally thought
>Wherever they are, you hope they're happy
>You never really got along with monsters though
>You didn't hate them outright, it was just a general feeling of distrust
>That's why it was all the more shocking when your doorbell rang one day, and you answered it to find a young Mantis on the other side
>She couldn't have been older than maybe 5 at the absolute oldest
>Same color eyes and hair as you, too
>Just as the gears in your head started turning, you noticed the note pinned to her shirt
>"She wished to meet her father. Her name is Jessica. -Mary"
>Despite being a fairly unwilling and woefully unprepared parent, you managed to have a modicum of success in dealing with your daughter
>She's 13 now and still calls you daddy
>Despite everything, you're happy things happened the way they did

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>>13750708
Depends if she is gonna eat me or not, anon.
and by that I mean that she will eat me alive, as in canabalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750735
Two possibilities

>Mother is kill from war

>Mother still alive and she's making you take the rape baby

Either way that's just, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

What are fun places to go on a date with your waifu to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750729
>>13750735
I'd be salty as fuck.

Half incubized veteran anon, where are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750457

I sure like Kejourou.

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>>13750735
>Taking care of someone's rape baby

Immersion broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750741
I'd say it's the latter, given the note.

>>13750749
Well, it's rather hard to say no to a little girl who just wants to get to know her father. Even if it was by rape.

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>>13750744
Any place that doesn't make the screen end up with a noir filter. She looks like she noticed the blood on your shirt from your seedy bouncer job and trying to ignore it.

Meanwhile her mouth tentacles have a shit eating grin and want to know who you beat up.

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>>13750754
Oh I disagree anon, it's pretty fucking easy.

You just tell them to eat shit and slam the door in their face, simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750744
The Yuki-onna Ski Resort

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>>13750734
I agree.

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>>13750744
SO. FUCKING. SAD.

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>>13750761
>Telling a 5 year old little girl to "Eat shit" and slam a door in her face
>While she gazes up at you with wide, hopeful, adorable eyes, eager to learn more about her "Daddy"

There's a monster here, and it's not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750737
>Not liking Rusalkas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750761
It's not like it's some random kid a single mom's trying to push on you, it's your own daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750735
>sending your daughter to the man you raped

What makes you think I won't fuck her shit up?

Some nerve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750772
I'd rather stay alive thanks.
and I thought results just lure you in with their nakedNess and drown you. My Slavic lore is not so good in that area man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750772
>being a gorefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750778
Just dick the daughteru

Geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750770
>>13750774
>Raising the child of some woman who dislocated your arms and god knows what else.

Nah, she isn't my kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750779
You'll be happier if you just fap to the pretty pictures and ignore real world accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750766
That's a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750735
So, Lotte no Omocha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750784
It's funny, I'm all for it in the MGE, but when I imagine certain things in contemporary settings, it doesn't feel right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750789
Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>How many dicks have you sucked to heal those wounds?

>How many breads have you eaten in your life?

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>>13750779

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>>13750792
Well, for one, he wasn't a shota in this case.
And two, I doubt that he's going to be coincidentally kidnapped and dragged back to the other world by the Mantis' second daughter that isn't his.

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>>13750770
>Relent
>Open the door
>She's still there, teary eyed
>"I take that back."
>Hope flares in her eyes
>"Go tell your mother to eat shit."
>Slam the door
>Nothing but the sound of a child crying and deadbolts sliding into place.
Fuck raising some one else's mistake as a twenty something single father on a military pension.

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>>13750770
Dude turn this thing around to non mg and tell me that everyone's reactions is somehow not justifiable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750810
REJOICE.jpg

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>>13750804
>a yandere Vampire will never try to steal your waifus body

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>>13750770
>There's a monster here, and it's not her.
No, it's her mother. Still, you can hardly expect someone to want to take care of a rape baby, especially if the mother isn't even dead/can't be assed to leave more than a note with the kid's name on it as explanation. Bitch didn't even apologize.

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>>13750820
I wonder if you can teach a five year old the meaning of pain. Like, if they could grasp just how much a dislocated shoulder fucking hurts. Like, without having to actually dislocate her shoulder. And then show her some brutal rape video, then send her and all her questions back to her mother. I wonder what would happen.

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>>13750804
>Busty vampire with time stop powers and a preference for skimpy clothing.
>You will never be captured by Dionne and used to father her Dhampir children
Goddamn it.
Imagine what Time Stop sex would be like. You could be milked dry in the time it takes to blink.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lash together a group of succubi, and play the song of my people on their butts and titties with such skill, I get to perform in Carnegie Hall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750834
You and the universe would explode from the infinite friction being released in an infinitely small time frame. It's never a good idea to stop time.

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>>13750819
>>13750827
Did I even say "Little Monster"? No. I said little girl. She is completely innocent, and just wants to get to know you. Blame not the child for the sins of the parent. You're not some immortal dragon who can justify carrying grudges from mortal generation to mortal generation.

Frankly I think the bigger issue here is that her rapist mother was able to direct her to your home at all. THAT is what you guys should be concerned with.

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>>13750845
He could just get accept the daughter as his, provided he gets together with another woman.

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>>13750845
Nigger I'm not obligated to take in random children off the street.
>inb4 she's your child
No she fucking isn't, genetics be damned. Just another stranger.

I agree though, the mother is the real issue.

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>>13750833
>if they could grasp just how much a dislocated shoulder fucking hurts

Not without experiencing it themselves, maybe a slap on the hand and then you tell them to imagine it 100 times worse? I don't think I have it in me to hurt a kid.

>show her some brutal rape video

She's monster anon, rape is like saying hello. Unless we talking Brazilian prison brutal. That'd do the trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750845
Children shall bear the weight of the sins of the fathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750833
You'd traumatize her for life and end up being caught in an emotionally draining lawsuit if we're going by CSI:SVU logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750838
What are the percussive qualities of a succubutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750866
>csi

Everyone needs a trauma.

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>>13750856
>Unless we talking Brazilian prison brutal. That'd do the trick.
Brutaler. Like, Columbian necktie blowjobs times a hundres.

>>13750866
good
>lawsuit
>implying monsters have the grit to spend years in academic study
>implying all lawyers aren't human sympathizers
>Implying monsters have a concept of law and would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750734

Who the hell is that supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750864
>sins of the fathers.

WORDS THAT KILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750879
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750875
>brutaler

Jesus anon. Why don't you show her those Russian POW videos, you know the ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750838

I want to FALL IN LOVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD WITH A SUCCUBUS TO THIS SONG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t3y29tIFno

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750879
I feel you're referencing something but I am not familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750884
>you know the ones.
I don't actually, I don't really trawl around for this shit. Worst I've seen is that chainsaw decapitation gif from memory.

[Anonymous No.]

When people tell me they don't like vanilla or cosplay tier monster girls, I usually wonder if they mean they find this most attractive.

Well? Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750870
How do you measure them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750896
I do but it'd be nicer without the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750896
That's ridiculous. I would, but it's still hella stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750845
>Did I even say "Little Monster"? No. I said little girl.
So what? Innocent or not, even if I pretend I'm a twenty-something veteran and treat her like a normal little girl unknown to me she's ending up at an orphanage in this situation. Fuck raising her, and knowing she's a rape baby just makes it worse.

>You're not some immortal dragon who can justify carrying grudges from mortal generation to mortal generation.
Screw you, I'm a dragon at heart and my soul burns eternal. Roar, mother fuckers.

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>>13750806
Huh, must have been reading from pathfinder lore that got me, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750893
That was tame as fuck. I mean, it still sucks for them, but there are WAY WORSE ways to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750909
>Dragonkin
Back to tumblr with you.

That one amusing image doesn't mean you get to come here. Shoo, shoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750916
Yeah of course. I just haven't seen them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750909
>I'm a dragon at heart
Tumblr pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750845
>You're not some immortal dragon who can justify carrying grudges from mortal generation to mortal generation.

I didn't realize there were requirements to hate somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok Anon, you've been tasked with keeping a trio of adventuring lolis save as they search for the illusive pie wizard.

How does their journey go and do you win oniichan of the year?

Roll thrice for your party fighter, wizard, and rogue in that order.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750885
You sound like a weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750917
>>13750921
>dragon kin
>tumblr
not disagreeing woth you two, just remember back in the old days when we called asshole that this otherkins and told the to fuck off.
those were some good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
I ain't fucking around with no wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750845
I will hate her however I want.
She's a reminder of a hideously traumatic memory and you want me to lug her around everywhere? Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750929

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750939
Yes. No.

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
Fighter: Living Doll

Wizard: Jinko

Rogue: Succubus

I spend most of my time cuddling them and not having sex because they're far too young for it and I wouldn't want to harm their bodies or minds.

The adventure goes smoothly, mostly because it's just a trip around the MG equivalent of Disney Land.

Pedos get BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750909
>I'm a dragon at heart and my soul burns eternal. Roar, mother fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750938
Can't argue with that man.

Here's a stryx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750917
>>13750921
What? But you guys fucking love fantasy creatures, almost as much as you love fucking them, right? Give me some vodka and a lighter and I can even breathe fire! Look!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
Dark Slime Fighter

>Constantly corrupts any melee fighters and end up with a big group of support fighter Dark Slimes with her as Dark Slime Queen

Dark Valyrie Wizard

>Asgardian Magics and fucks over any holy enemies and is probably a spellsword too, able to buff up the Dark Slime fighters

Karakasa-Obake Rogue

>You gonna get stealth slimed and she could infiltrate enemy camps as an unassuming human female

I think I'm in the clear, other than the fact I'm certain to be an Incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750950
Okay, I was with you cause you're clearly joking, but now you made it weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Elf fighter
Sounds like a quick and nimble sort, good for someone so small
>Amazoness wizard
I got a fucking witch doctor on my side!
>Mantis rogue
Just yes.

I think we do pretty well, got some good lolis to fu- adventure with. They're legal age, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Doppelganger fighter
>Scylla mage
>Ignis rouge
I can't help but feel some of these roles are off their mark. I think it would end up amusing, at any rate. Gonna love them, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750950
Go home dude, your drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Roper Fighter
>Chimaera Wizard
>Alp Rogue

The Roper is a little questionable for a fighter but the other two seem like perfect matches

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>13750928
>Fighter Familiar
>Wizard Scylla
>Rogue Wyvern

I would not win the oniichan of the year award.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750962
>chimera wizard

OP as fuck. She could wield four different schools of magic. God help the poor fucker who faces her if she has blue and arcane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750965
Just adventuring with them gets it.
And hugs.
All the hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Fighter: Kunoichi
>Wizard: Kunoichi
>Rogue: Amazon
I think I got this backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750950
Yes, and I was mostly kidding, but still, this thread can go batshit at the drop of a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928

Liliraune Fighter

Cheshire Cat Wizard

Cheshire Cat Rogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
Do I have to? It's a wizard and I don't feel like playing baby si-
>Jinko Fighter
>bapho wizard
>Sahuagin thief

>bapho

I guess I don't actually have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750944
>Living doll falls apart from heavy blows
>Jinko needs to be told that fist, contrary to popular belief, is not a spell.
>Succubus carries a box to hide in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Dark Elf Fighter
>Familiar Wizard
>Mantis Rogue
Wow, what a set of rolls. I think we'll do just fine with that setup.
And yeah, I could be a pretty good big brother for them. Not Oniichan of the year but still pretty decent.
I'm not dicking them though. Monstergirl or not those are fucking children you degenerates. Also I'm not going to cheat on my Hellhound waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
Fighter Living Doll
Wizard Dormouse
Rogue Dark Slime

Bretty comfy party. Journey takes a long time and is full of character development, I hook up with the living doll years down the track when she's a buff ara ara type and treat the other two like sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750989
>immobile fighter that you have to drag around in a flower pot
>2 little smug shits

have fun with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750989
>>13750975
Dem twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750974

Well I'd be kind of boring and stoic for most of time.

Fine I'll give them a few headpats too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
Fighter: amazoness
Wizard : Chief God
Rouge: succubus
Chief god finds pie wizard, I win.
>captcha was cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751000
Oh easy, have the Chesire cast mobility and uproot. The roots will become oaken fortresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750979
>You will never knock out a bat girl mid flight by throwing your steel toe boot at her because she shat on you as she flew over
>You'll never return the favor as she lies uncouncious

Lex Talionis whoredaughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Scylla fighter
>Dhampir wizard
>Lilim rogue

These are out of order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751005
Head pats are the greatest gift one can receive from an oniichan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Loli Adventuring Group
Oh my yes!
>Minotaur Fighter
Advanced growth rate makes her look like a delicious pettanko teen with abs you could grate cheese on.

>Undine Wizard
Water magics (And playful water fights between lolis) ahoy!

>Dark Elf Thief
Little brown loli in delicious leather "Armor"

Yes. This is a good party.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a deep ocean monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751020

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751020
Maybe. Depends on how I think it would turn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751020
No. Hope the change in pressure/temperature kills them if they come too close to the surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751020
If possible.
It's not.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons would crush their daughterus heart just because her mother was mean to them.

Monsters, all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751008
>Loli chief God asks why she just doesn't make them all pie
>Magics some up
>Pie wizard's are still better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751020

I'd Cthulhu-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751035
Hanzo Hip Thrust.gif

I have not dislocated anything, but I've broken both arms and a leg. I can't imagine someone bouncing on you in such a condition being fun in the least. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750928
>Kitsune-bi fighter
>Black Harpy Wizard
>Damphir Rogue

So ghost fox, fluffy harpy chick, and a loli with red eyes


Time to get them pie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751035
>mean
She dislocated your arms, broke your hips, and then saddles you with the child when everything is said and done. It's a pretty traumatic memory, and that's assuming you DIDN'T develop PTSD. Fuck her, that girl's going to the orphanage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751035
>mean
So if I lace you with billions of tiny cuts carey deep enough to draw blood and rub shit all over you, that's just a light teasing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750937
But Anon!
Without an oniichan to watch over them, they may eat too much pie and get chubby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751073
Fuck wizards. Fuck magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751073

Well I'm not eating that pie. I weigh too much as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751035
Of courshe. Anon is heartless and jaded from living with other humans remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751035
She's a stranger that has some of my genes due to circumstances beyond my control. I don't run around adopting every sad little girl I see and she's no different. Also she's a rape baby, I doubt this is even an uncommon sentiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751073
Just why are they looking for this wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751078
You don't need too, just tell them when they've had enough.

>>13751075
You've doomed them to a chubby childhood Anon.
Now you need to help them get new clothes to cover their Buddah bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751073

I want to blow raspberries on a chubby Baphomet's stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751088
He is the pie wizard!
He who dabbles in pastry craft!
They want to see if he'll give them pie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751073
But it's the only was a Wurm can become a Piemancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751056
>PTSD
Time to become a terrorist and repay the blood denbts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751095

What'll they do if he doesn't give them pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw bara
>I just want to be the bishounen that gets snu snu'd

[Anonymous No.]

I will raise the daughteru with love and when she's of age to live on her own commit suicide saying I couldn't live from the PTSD her mother gave me and was going to kill myself sooner but wanted to see her raised into a proud woman. Then hopefully she'll avenge me and destroy her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751095
>Dark Elf
>Werecat
>Barometz

Damn it. All I know is I'm keeping the barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751102
Be disappointed and go hunt the cookie conjuror.

>>13751096

No anon! A wurm lacks self control! She'd eat all the pies she makes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751104
>tfw dirty old man trapped in a bishie body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751104
Pendejo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751111
Whoa, you're going to let them pursue a practitioner of the Dark Arts? What kind of onii-chan are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751104

>TFW writer's block
>I just want to be able to put pen to the paper instead of losing control of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751104
Don't worry if by KC logic you'll turn into a bishounen by will of your mg waifu.

And why are you upset about being bara, many people on /fit/ would kill to look that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751123
Is she gonna go dunk on some kids with that basket ball man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751093
Hnnnnnnnng a chubby baphomet sounds like the most adorable thing. Blowing raspberries... nghaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751123
Writer's block just means you have ideas, but think your ideas are too shitty to put on paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751105
You.
I like you.

http://i.imgur.com/f5nPvwF.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751104
>tfw bishounen
>will get showered in Monster Girls and it'll be a pain and dangerous to make it all the way to my dream monster girl's home and waifu her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751132
Not him but it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751119
Hey, the cookie conjuror is a nice fellow, if a bit eccentric. Besides, I'll be there to stop anyone from hurting them

>>13751128
Please do not tease the future arch imotou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751132

Well, that and there's only so many ways to describe sex before you start running into repetition and the fact that Nobody in here likes my stories anyway because most of them are greentexts anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751137
you can lie to yourself all you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751134
>"Are you lost, cutie?"
N-no! Stay away!
>"Ara ara, I love fighters"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751104
>tfw bishonen under certain conditions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751145
>repetition
This is one of the problems I'm running into as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751138
Hey, there is no teasing the future arch imouto here. I just want to cuddle her soft, warm belly and kiss her on her rosy cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751124
>And why are you upset about being bara, many people on /fit/ would kill to look that good
But I don't care about that, I just want my ara ara femdom, not a fucking Baphomet or Alice looking for a strong onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751145
>there's only so many ways to describe sex before you start running into repetition
Use comedic innuendo and wordplay to describe stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lots of new story updates this week
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751165
Bet you can't name all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751158
This.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use a Succubus as a comedic relief!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751170
something something something turgid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751169
I can name the ones I care about.

Though I miss LDR, it made it so much easier to keep up-to-date. Then again, I can't really blame him for not wanting to put in the work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751170
>My turnip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751181
>>13751170
>>13751158
This would've been a better example tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751104

Well at least you aren't fat like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751173
Would Etna count, or Razeal ?

[Anonymous No.]

>Play FFXIV
>Arrive in Ancient Allagan Floating Research Facility, "Azys Lla"
>Get teleported to Beta Quadrant
>Floating Node Guide informs that the area was dedicated to the development of "Chimeral Lifeforms for Military and Household use"
>First things I see are some lamiae wandering about
>The Allagans developed lamiae for "Household Use"
My approval is much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751193
Living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751188
>People fap to this
I dunno man.

>>13751193
>>Get teleported to Beta Quadrant
>It's just a room with mirrors on the walls
Dohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751155
>tfw bara and Happy
>tfw kids want to hang from your biceps and you can hear them milf vaginas moistening
>tfw you catch people miring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751188
Sorry, is this the virtual novel that has the guy saying he's batman while he hangs from the ceiling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751188
BULLSHIT. There is no way this was shipped with that dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751208
No this is THIS CHAIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751209
Fan translation I believe. Still better than trying to learn sex from a DStecks review on Sonichu.

Listening to this is making me cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751209
Anooooon~
You know this is only replacing the naughty words with food, right? The dialogue and writing is still shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751224
>You will never be Slowpokanon and invent a meme
How does it feel to be popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751220
>Sludge McFlurry

Goddammit. I can't hold all my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

Are tailpussy spines retractable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751235
Just use your headcanon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751235
Why do you care anon? it will still drug you and rape by until morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751235
Yes, they are.

Manticores like to use this ability to troll victims.

>"Look anon! I retracted the spines, there's nothing to worry about~"
>"Just go ahead, grab that tailpussy and yank it right off, I promise, nothing'll happen!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751240
I'd rather not get stabbed, I don't do so hot with needles either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751257

it would be best not to let her know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751243
This sounds like something I would fall for. Then again, I'm not a clever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751235
No, they are fixed, not retractable. However, they can still be flexed out and flexed in, so they don't get in the way.

At least, in my interpretation, this is what it would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751264
I hate Tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't some Touhous essentially monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751257
>I'd rather not get stabbed
Don't worry~ you'll learn to love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751269
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751269
Yeah, but most are pretty much humans with silly hats, not monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751264

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751263
It's one of their favorite tricks, going by the profile.

>Entrap a guy
>Get the tailpussy around their dick
>Retract the spines and bait him into grabbing it
>Have them re-emerge, poking his hands and injecting plenty of venom
>Retract them again and again bait him into grabbing it
>This time, spines remain retracted, but the venom injected into the guy will have already affected him such that, rather than just pull the tailpussy off, he winds up using it like an Onahole
>All According to Manticore Keikaku.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751270
>stab her through the heart

Will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751277
for some reason monster anatomy like that makes me feel uneasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751278
I want to amputate a tailpussy's tailpussy spines!

[Anonymous No.]

Your monstergirl waifu is into being NTR'd, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751311
I guess it's because it adds a layer of realism that ends up being kind of disgusting like H.R. Giger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
She's not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
Find a bicorn and paint the town white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326

Door's that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751311
What, you don't want to take biology class in mamamo high schools?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
Regretfully, go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

If there's one certain thing that's going to being mamano high school, it's that studying mamano biology is going to be a frustrating nightmare when everything that shouldn't work biologically speaking can be explained by "Mamano Mana son".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
As >>13751330 said, wouldn't really be my waifu then, hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751268
Really? I love tail pussy. One girl, two vaginas. It's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
How is it NTR if she's into it? She's a cuckean at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
Ask if she really wants to do this. If she agrees, then either hire a whore we can trust, or do it with her sister or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751347
We don't use that word here son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751344
Pfft, more like easy answers.

>1. What's a succubu's main methid of non direct seduction?
Charm Magic.
2. How are dullahans able to operate their bodies when their heads are separated from it?
Mamono Mana.
3. How are men unharmed after violent sex with a MG?
Mamono Mana.
4.How do...
MAMONO FUCKING MANA.
(Lewd. See me after class Anon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
Need more information.

Does SHE like getting fucked by random guys?

Or does she want ME to go off and fuck other monster girls?

My answer will change based on the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
What's the name of that technique from 'A Clockwork Orange'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751353
Call the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751371
Rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751367
Gods it's the second option anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751371
Ludovico
>>13751377
also this

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751397
Sorry, lactose intolerant.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/K9ikruAT
It's more of a style test, but there's monster girls in it. I'm working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751407
Is this a story outline of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
Not my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751397
Don't really like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751413
I started with a desire to write in a really flowery way, and it's just been developing itself. if I keep at it, I'll eventually think of a sentence I want to use and I'll write a story that allows me to use that sentence properly.
No outline, not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751402
You poor, poor soul.
That still won't stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751407
Oh yeah I remember this, you posted this a thread or two ago.

Maybe's it's just me but I find having that many periods per sentence a little agggravating, since I have to mentally pause for each one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751431
I worked on it more, and thought it was more appropriate since there's some actual monster girls now.
I'll try and work on the periods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751397
Milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751351
>Waifu comes home from work
>House is a mess, her clothes are strewn about everywhere, your as well
>And undeniably wet
>Whole house stinks of sex
>She makes her way to the bedroom, hearing the bedsprings squeak at a steady rhythm
>She opens the door and finds you sitting up with your sister in law riding you reverse cowgirl while she holds on to you
>They make eye contact as you suckle on her tongue
>She greets her sister while you pound away into her, telling her every sordid detail of your day together
>How she's marked every spot of the house as hers
>Waifu just listens in silence
>When you cum in her for the twelfth times that day, she dismounts, and lets a big, fat gob of cum and her own juices fall in her hand, before smearing in all over your waifu's face, coating the inside of her mouth with her fingers
>She lowers herself and whispers in your wife's ear
>Happy Anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
>>13751367
>>13751379

Thanks for your input. I would talk it out with her, make sure it's what we both want, and if she seems resolute in her choices, I would agree to it. I won't lie - there's an inherent pleasure in cheating. Even if she approves, it would still be a thrill. That, and I'd make sure the two of us wanted it before acting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751429
I won't touch the cow! You can't make me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751397
Nah, coffee. Milk is shit unless mixed with something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751440

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751326
I leave and fine my actual waifu. she gets what she wants, Iget what I want, it's a win win really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751456
You have no choice in the matter. Now sit down and take your dairy-lubed paizuri like a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751470
That censorship IS pointless. It doesn't even cover the shaft of his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751470
Never!

[Anonymous No.]

Can you intertwine fingers with your waifu? Can she do footjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751481
Well you do always have the option of taking your paizuri like a woman. Hathor knows you'll be moaning like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751466

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751482
pawjob>footjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751470
>Took a trip to rural county recently
>Ended up a few clicks from a nice heard of Holsaurs
>Couldn't interact; ended up getting swarmed by moths and arachnes
>Get away from the bugs
>suddenly nothing but horses.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a tail-pussy (or something like it) on sadpanda?

[Anonymous No.]

Moar MGE translation tidbits.

>Mantis
>Expands on just HOW kuu they are.
>Like, major Kuu
>Beyond Kuu
>No emotion whatsoever, up until the moment they first feel a D inside their C
>Cute first kissu after they get all timid while riding a guy for the first time
>Go back to being mostly kuu in public, but still cling and faintly blush to their husbando all cute-like
>Basically, MAJOR kuu, deredere at first creampie
>Also, despite being 100% kuu prior to that, they're surprisingly pro-active when it comes to hunting down a guy during mating season
>Won't just wait around for a passer-by, will leave the forest for more populated and frequented areas, kidnap, and bring back to their forest home

>Medusa
>Additional information regarding Stone-Freezing a guy in certain poses during sex, such as him embracing her and the like
>So basically, enforced cuddling
>Excellent vaginal muscle control, creating two unique sensations
>Cool, stone-like squeezing
>Lukewarm desperate squeezing

>Mummy
>Clarification that they serve under Anubi
>Act as Soldiers of Not!Egypt
>Also clarification that they purposefully leave parts of their over-sensitive bodies un- or loosely wrapped
>Because they're lewd girls who want to get touched and fondled by intruders, which is why they act as guards at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751497
Mummies are sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751497
Someone needs to ask C on the logistics of Apophis's hood.
Is it organic? Is it metal?
Because as far as I'm concerned, it's metal, but who knows how wrong I could be on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751482
It's awkward, but she manages. Though I draw the line at letting those massive talons near my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751497
>enforced cuddling
The best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751497
>Also, despite being 100% kuu prior to that, they're surprisingly pro-active when it comes to hunting down a guy during mating season
>Won't just wait around for a passer-by, will leave the forest for more populated and frequented areas, kidnap, and bring back to their forest home
Attagirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751503
I like to think it's somewhat fleshy or flexible. Almost like she can use it to cover herself in the event of those rare moments where she gets flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751503
Pretty sure it's a metal headdress. It looks way too shiny, even by the standards of shiny hentai skin. Plus, it's curling up and out to hold those eye jewels, just like the one set in her tiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751470
But then the cow would be touching me instead of the other way around. Get fucked. I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751486
But how long can she move in the frozen time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751515
You're touching each other nigga
Everybody wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751518
However long you need her to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751440

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people in this thread that would not take arms to purge the infidel mamono scum from the human lands
Seriously guys, I have no problem with you all finding your waifus, hell I'd love to settle with a cute werecat myself, but I hope you would at least have the decency to take arms against the tyrany of the demon lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751515
>Not immediately grabbing a tit in each hand & pounding them the second they're wrapped around your dick
I bet you're one of those people who wants to turn into an Alp, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751529
Demon Lord is not the problem, it's shitters like Deruella and Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751524
So 5 seconds then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751529

>demon lord sounds like a better deal than the Bilderbergs and Illuminati

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751529
I'd join the demon lords faction just to spite you, and make silly faces and stick my tongue out at you as we claim more territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751533
You can't last at least three minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751529
As long as technological, social and economic progress is made along with the the general happiness of the citizens are more than just sex forever, I am perfectly okay with a Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751502
You're a slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751537
Not in frozen time, cause it's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751542
No, I'm a stud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751544
Same thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750520
Would you take a boyish looking succubutt? How about a lewd titty monster that's wearing Mars and Venus symbols on her boots for some reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never slap a monstergirl and tell her it's wrong to kidnap people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751532
Well brother, I think the Demon Lord's actions, or inaction in this case speak louder than words. If she didn't approve of Deruella she'd have stopped her long ago. By letting her continue her campaign of conquest she is giving monster extremism her tacit approval

>>13751535
"We" claim, friend? Your masters will fatten their ranks with the fallen kin of your homelands, traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751546
Sugar and salt look the same but they sure as fuck are not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751529
Demon Lord?

Are you referring to the ruler of monsters or the dictators of men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751552
Demon Lord's too busy fucking her husband and amassing power to face the chief god. If someone could make it to the royal Makai to complain, someone with unwavering focus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751552
>Demon Lord's actions, or inaction in this case speak louder than words

Agreed, fuck her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751552
>"We" claim, friend? Your masters will fatten their ranks with the fallen kin of your homelands, traitor.
Nuh-uuuuh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751558
>I'm too busy sucking dick
>b-but you should totally let me rule the world you guyz

Ayy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751529
>You'll never become famous among your peers and feared by the vile monsters for your prowess in combat, defending the human lands from multiple monster raids and retaking the territory that's rightfully yours without being raped or corrupted once
>Your fame will never get the attention of the demon lord herself, being the only known human to have survived long enough to be considered invincible by her minions
>You'll never be nicknamed the Demon Lord of The Human Race

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751560
No traitor, nuh-uh YOU

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a group of Elementary school humans and monstergirls re-enact conflicts between the Order and Demon Lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751566
The problem with the demon lord is that she's untouchable no matter how shitty she is, and i think she's taking advantage of that fact.

Never mind her inmense power, even if you defeat and kill her the chaos that will come when every MG revert to their original monstrous ways will probably trigger the apocalypsis, knowing that most mg now live near humans and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751576
Also, the dude in that picture looks like a Dynasty Warriors version of Harry Potter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751568
>Demon lord of the human race
>Not being the human monster
I like my titles to be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751566
> taking this setting seriously
Ayy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751577
So, don't kill her, just imprison her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to peel off an Ogre's layers!

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>>13751566
Bah, who needs her help anyway? Deruella should be lured out and assassinated, not negotiated with.

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>>13751582
>seriously
Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Lilim's black knight.
"Heroes" will try to storm her castle, only to be stopped by a knight in a fully enclosed set of jet black armor, and they'll try to reason with me and tell me to fight for humanity, only to be met with a grim sounding "I already am."

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>>13751587
SLAP.jpg

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>>13751588
>assassinated
>ass
>ass
But the booty anon, the boooooty.

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>>13751588
You can read me like an open book, brother.

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>>13751588
>Lure
With what? Her entire world is currently between her legs, mauling her breasts and pumping her full of cum. She doesn't care about anything else.
>Assassinated
Again, with what? This bitch stomed the floor with the newbie Chief God. What are you going to do? Your last hope was with the hero now balls deep in succusnatch.

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>>13751579
He looks like the type of guy to throw enough technicolor explosions to level mountains.

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>>13751587
starting with the skin

and working your way down

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>>13751581
>Some meme "le humans are monsters xD" title
>Cooler than being called a Demon Lord
>He's never played Ace Combat
Buddy, you serious?

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>>13751591
Chunni motherfucker.

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>>13751591
Ser Edge pls.

Not that I don't get your desire...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751591
>Trying to reason with heretics
They all must be purged, spare no one.

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>>13751579
Would monster girls make Arry Potta more interesting or not?

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>>13751600
I actually haven't, good grief.

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>>13751591
There's a Goddess of Spite. She screams for me to say

>"Enough with the edge, you try to act like your moral ambiguity makes you a tragic hero of sorts, when you can't even crawl out of the black even if you tried."

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>>13751597
Fabulous

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>>13751596
>Deruella
>stomed the floor with the newbie Chief God
There seems to be a misunderstanding here.

>Your last hope was with the hero now balls deep in succusnatch
>last hope
Right, because he was super special, just like all the other heroes.
Nevermind the fact that every jackass can become super tough in that setting.

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>>13751596
>with what?
Human leaders who, if they fell to her side, would speed her cause along. Who are in fact decoys.

>how
Steel though the heart nigga. Not all heroes are on the DL's side and it was The Demon Lord AND the hero who fought, TO A TIE, with the chief god.

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>>13751613
Well of course, have you seen a typical Dynasty Warriors game? Everyone's fabulous.

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>>13751615
Do you have something in mind?

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>>13751615
>heard the main cast's voices the other day
>in English

Horrible mismatch.

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>>13751615
Blazblue has some pretty good monster girls.

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>>13751628
Ragna, Kokonoe, Valkenhayn, Makoto, Tager, and Hazama' first voice sound fantastic though.

Ragna also makes a great Dio.

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>>13751615
>Let me suck your dick Ragna
>No

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>>13751614
>There seems to be a misunderstanding here.
There is. I thought the dude was talking about the DL.

>Right, because he was super special, just like all the other heroes.
>Nevermind the fact that every jackass can become super tough in that setting.
Come on man, you forget that shit for the sake of continuity. The canon main character hero dude fell. Anything else is self insert powerwank.

>>13751617
>Steel though the heart nigga.
I don't think you can into metaphysial demonic entities. Fuck I wouldn't be surprised if her phylacteries had phylacteries, in alternate times and dimensions. If she linked all moments of her existence to eachother, so if you didn't kill all versions of her at the same time, she'd just bring the her of a day ago, and you;re back to square one. Never underestimate KC's sues.

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>>13751497
>Mummies serve Anubii
>Act as guards but intentionally leave themselves unwrapped to be fondled
I'd be so pissed if I saw my guards doing that
>Walking past with your Anubis waifu
>Mummy is half asleep, even more unwrapped than usual
>Her sacred tomb is just hanging out
>Bat her over the head
>'Oi! Wake up!'
>Gwaaa-hunnh?'
>'Don't give me that. You were sleeping on the job again.'
>Pull her up by the arm, give her a look over
>'And having your uniform in such poor condition? Leaving yourself exposed in such a perverted way? Disgraceful.'
>'I-I'm sorry, I just-'
>'Just what?' Drop her on her butt, walk back over to my Anubis
>'Is your job not to protect your mistress?'
>'Yes, but-'
>'Look at her body. That flawless bronzed skin, her silky black fur. Those perfect breasts & beautiful hips.'
>Gently rubbing your hands over your waifu as you point out each part, drawing a blush from her
>The mummy squirms as she watches, wishing you were touching her instead
>'You risk this gem of the Nile with your actions. You would endanger her, let some assassin defile her with his foul blade, and for what? The hope that some lowly servant will satisfy your base urges?'
>The mummy hangs her head in shame as she wraps herself up, embarrassed by her poor display
>'Forgive me, master. It shan't happen again.'
>'See to it that it doesn't.'
>The two of you head off for your meeting, but you never make it
>Your display in front of the servants has gotten your Anubis all bothered, and she insists on quenching the fire before presenting herself before the Pharaoh
>Mummy quietly watches through a crack in the door, touching herself at the sight of her master & mistress making love

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>>13751644
>The canon main character hero dude fell
Sure, I'm just sayin'. Being the "MC" was the only thing special about him.

And there's literally zero reasons why somebody else can't step in.

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>>13751644
>phylacteries
>metaphysical demon existing in all dimensions a la demonbane/nodos

I think you're trying to hard to sell her "invincibility"

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>>13751621

Just trying to figure out how to write character archetypes while browsing the thread and seeing the fucking Nasu sex scenes.

It's almost as bad as when Hisui's lips enveloped Shiki's member like a mollusk.

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>>13751650
But he was the MC because he was the strongest. You're right, there's nothing stopping some one else from stepping in, but they're bound to be weaker. Unless you give them like, decades to train and not succumb to the cutie valkyrie on the sidelines cheering him on and giving him massages in mixed baths, and sucking him off once she's passively absorbed enough corruption, convinced it's just to help him relax.

>>13751652
She's an existence to rise above god. I think you're not trying hard enough.
>Steel through the heart will do it
Please.

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>>13751649
>Anon with a crush on said mummy drugs your food with sleeping powder
>Sneaks into your room after you retire
>Beats the shit out of you as you sleep
>Leaves you a note telling you not to be a cunt

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>>13751618
Zhang He still stays the most fabulous of all.
I swear he gets more "beautiful" after each installment.

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>>13751660
>not tryion hard enough
IDIOT, we're talking about Deruella, not the demon lord, and gods in this settings are just monsters with a lot of magic power, the only one making mary sues is you and your headcanon.

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>>13751660
>if you get a waifu, you can't fight anymore
I never understood this. Traitors always tell me that things "don't change that much".

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>>13751654
What sort of characters are you trying to write? An archetype is a good template, but you should consider character relationships just as equally.

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>>13751660
You are right, a steel through the heart is not enough, we also need a beheading through the neck and a dismemberment through the body.

we can finish with a pieces to the burning pile.

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>>13751576
Cute.
This is what we need.
More art of Cheshire that isn't by .less.
Not to say that less is an asshole, but he's had his chance at drawing Cheshire.

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>>13751673
loli bellhop/goth loli Cheshire when?

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>>13751663
>Attacking a member of the high court
That's a dead anon. Either he comes forward, puts his head down on the chopping block & spares the mummy's life, or she'll hang from her own bandages.

She'll still be condemned to a slave labor camp for his actions, but at least she'll be alive.

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>>13751671
Keep the heart in a jar (still skewered) separated from the ashes or something. Trust me Anonymous, I saw this in a movie once.

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>>13751671
>You now have a pissed off, magical soul that would take a legion of priests to kill

>>13751666
>we're talking about Deruella, not the demon lord
fuk
>gods in this settings are just monsters with a lot of magic power
Bullshit
>the only one making mary sues is you
Also bullshit, just look at the bapho profile.

>>13751667
>I never understood this. Traitors always tell me that things "don't change that much".
You try fighting with a fallen Valkyrie latched to your dick.

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>>13751591
You're gonna need some snazzy music to go with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPGtzmStq4

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>>13751615
Hello Nu-13
Still not as good as Mu-12?

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>>13751683
>You try fighting with a fallen Valkyrie latched to your dick.

>step 1: Don't be a pussy
>step 2: Tell her to fuck off
Oh yeah, what an ordeal.

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>>13751681
>You'll never fuck the haughtiness out of an anubutt

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>>13751689
>Mu-12
Still not as good as Lambda-11

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>>13751683
Or, maybe, stay with me for a second, convince her that you want to still go on the battlefield and you'll use the highest tier chastity magic if she doesn't help out in your quest. Then, after, keep with me, have sex with her AFTER it's all done.

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>>13751691
>Depriving a monstergirl of the dick so that you can risk your life.
Yeah I don't think you through that one through very hard did you? Enjoy your new yandere, I'm sure being chained to a bed as you sleep isn't that uncomfortable.

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>>13751681
That's it, I'm purposely waifuing a horde of Khepris for the powerup and forging an alliance with an aging Apophis with one eye just to give you cunts a new outlook on life.

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>>13751698
I-I... wait. So... sex. But... not now, or something? I think you lost me man. And if you lost me, I'm sure you lost any cock hungry monstergirl.

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>>13751699
>implying
Nah, I think I'll be fine, since I wouldn't get myself such a shit waifu to begin with.

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>>13751591
I want to be a Lilim's dark sorcerer.

When the Paladin's come for my mistress, they will find an army of the risen dead blocks their path. And if they choose to forge ahead, their path will be eradicated by fire and brimstone.

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>>13751697
>Lambda 11
>Not Alpha-01

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>>13751707
Dickthirst makes people do crazy things

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>>13751683
>Bullshit
Then why can they fall? Why can they be harmed and killed?
>also bullshit
Baphos look for oniichans stronger than themselves, meaning they're not invincible, meaning they're not always gonna win/not mary sues. They have the highest physical power and supposedly the be best monster vaginas, they're still not the best at everything, like a mary sue would be. You are the one talking bullshit.

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>>13751681
>high court

Can't do it. Your autism is too much for me.

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>>13751714
Kappa-10 is the master race.

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>>13751696
No way. They're way too proud to be broken. But the sheer levels of flustered you can push them to is amazing. Though they're pretty down for cuddling afterwards.
>>13751700
>Allying with the arch-traitor
Your village will burn for this.

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>>13751715
>Dickthirst
Now there's a word I didn't want in my vocabulary.

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>>13751667
KC insists the average Order human has a life of fear and suffering that they desire to escape from long before they find their monster waifu.
It doesn't help that just being raped by a monster puts you at risk at execution.

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>>13751649
I like how you think anon. Very much so.

>>13751663
While I cannot condemn you for your actions, all the same. Ow.

>>13751681
>Spares the mummy's life, or she'll hang from her own bandages
>Hanging
>An undead girl
>At least she'll be alive
There's a flaw in this plan of yours anon.

Just let anon have his mummy. She'll stop shirking her duties if she has a husbando to bang anyhow.
After their wedding night, lock them in separate cells in the dungeons for a few nights as punishment.

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>>13751723
Beta-02 is betar

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>>13751724
>too proud to be broken

>They're extremely vulnerable and get easily confused when something unexpected happens and things don't go as planned. If a man actually assaults them, then they get confused and aroused, and will end up seeking pleasure according to the wolf family's instinct. When this happens to them, everything they had planned in advance in their head goes someplace else and disappears, and the schedule in their head becomes filled only with having sex with the man.

>They become unable to think of anything else but sex with the man, indulging in pleasure and spirit, and becoming pregnant with the beloved man's child due to the semen released. Their ordinary dignified appearance is nowhere to be seen, instead, they just look like a nymphomaniac.

>Indeed, no matter how rational a monster they are normally, it is the appearance of them drowning in pleasure and seeking nothing but a man that is closest to the monster's fundamental instinct, and this is the monsters' true nature.

Please shut up.

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>>13751689
Mah nigga, Mu-12 a best.

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>>13751730
I get that, but why everyone thinks guys with monster waifus are immediately out of the game/ will fight for the other side is beyond me.

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>>13751736
That's not "Broken", that's being lost in the moment.

And then as the other anon said, plentiful cuddling afterwards.

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>>13751719
>Then why can they fall? Why can they be harmed and killed?
Cause the people that harmed and killed them sure as fuck didn't do it with just steel.
>Baphos look for oniichans stronger than themselves, meaning they're not invincible,
See I separate KC's stuff into two camps.
>Pandering shit
And
>Actual cannon
Though It's a line I've drawn personally so there's no point arguing it. But I mean, really man, the whole 'but on the infinitely small off chance there's some one strong enough to defeat them they'll 'x'' Can you really take that shit without kilos of salt? I mean, more power to you if you can, I guess.

>>13751725
What's wrong with dickthirst?

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>>13751731
>Hanging a mummy
Hmm... You may have a point. It was more about sending a message than anything, anyway. I suppose being a little lenient with the servants is better for them in the long run.

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>>13751744
>true nature
>all else goes out the window
>can repeat this until she's a pile of mush
>not broken

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>>13751749
>What's wrong with dickthirst?
I dunno, it's like the words "moist" or "turgid". I just don't like them.

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>>13751749
>Cause the people that harmed and killed them sure as fuck didn't do it with just steel.

No, because just like them, they're supercharged, nothing more, nothing less.

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>>13751766
How about "Cockstink"?

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>>13751766
>tfw no turgid tantalizing terrific tailpussies

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>>13751766
>>13751770
Cocklust?

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>>13751766
Same, cocklust makes sense to me. Lust, sexual desire to cock.

Dickthirst makes me think someone's drinking a fluid named 'Dick'. It sounds like Colathirst or Beerthirst.

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>>13751775
>tfw no TELEPORTING TENTACLE ABOMINATIONS to love, ever

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>>13751770
Not a fan.
>>13751777
I guess that makes sense.
>>13751778
>drinking a fluid named 'Dick'
There is money in that idea, I can smell it.

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>>13751769
What I'm trying to say is that steel alone won't cut it. No pun intended. It's like trying to pierce dragon scale with a fuckin thumbtack.

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>>13751766
What about penisparched. Does that tickle your pickle?

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>>13751787
You're a true word smith, anon.

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>>13751792
I try.

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>>13751778
>Hmm, seems like a typical case of dickthirst. I recomend 750cc of Dick™. Oh, you are not an Alp? Well we will fix that right up!

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>>13751782
>not piercing a dragon scale with a fuckin thumbtack

Getting really sick of you lvl 1 faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW the world is now fucked with 16ft of water covering a good chunk of Florida a certain thing
>MFW my grandkids are going to think of my grand parent's generations as the selfish assholes who ruined the planet and made less land left for everyone else

At least I can still enjoy being with my Kraken waifu and daughterus.

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>>13751799
M8 theres a limit to how gud you can git.

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>13750928
>Human Fighter
>Shirohebi Wizard
>Chimaera Rogue

Team wise, Fighter and Wizard shouldn't have much trouble doing their jobs but the Rogue might need some work. I'm sure one of her personalities will figure things out though.

I'll consider myself a good oniichan if-
A: Fighter grows up into a paladin that judges people based off of what they do, not what they are.
B: Wizard grows up into a wise and powerful Archmage and not a common yandere housewife.
C: Rogue grows up to be at peace with herself, the last people she should ever have to argue with are herselves…

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>>13751779
>tfw no chubby Lava Golem and Yukionna maids to cuddle

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>>13751801
At least it's not a demon realm.

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>>13751802
>having limits
>being gud
Pick one.

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>>13751809
How about I pick both? cuz I'm just that gud.

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>>13751805
I've always wondered, do Lava Golems operate on a similar concept to Slimes? Like, feed her a few boulders to melt and she becomes super busty & healthy, she can move around as a puddle or blob, splits off bits to reproduce, etc. Or are they closer to Gnomes and other elementals?

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>>13751715
Indeed.

>Dating this qt Salamander
>She's fun most of the time, but has a serious inferiority complex, always on edge about other people/cutting herself down
>Reassure her
>Bitch that I'm supposed to say that since I'm her boyfriend
>This repeats over and over for three year
>Have enough
>Dump her ass for a mellow freshman Alice
>She's so...vitalizing, only cares about making each other happy
>Salamander glaring murder at her whenever she sees her
>Tries to seduce me back
>When that fails, tries to make me jealous by dating some knob
>Laughing Cheshire.gif
>She gets pissed and goes after my Alice
>Bros and their waifus defend her
>Jolly Cooperation.avi
>One weekend , wake to Salamander calling out my name in front of the building
>Steam coming from her eyes as she cries she wants me back
>Don't need this shit, stay inside with Alice
>Neighbors watching the show
>Luckily, her dad comes by the house to drag her back
>She breaks away from him and climbs the veranda, makes it halfway past the second floor before falling flat on her back
>Has to go to the hospital;, broke her scapula or something, arm is fucked
>Always looking at m with a mixture of sadness and scorn from then on
>No fuck given
>Alice gives me a son, still together going on 11 years now
>Still as cute as the day I first met her, mamono mana ain't nothing to fuck with

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>>13751815
>I'm so gud, I have limits
Indeed you are.

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>>13751817
Why not, it would be quite cheap to feed her. Gravel's not expensive.

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>>13751782
>not supercharging a lv1 sword with your SE
>not juicing it with each vanquished foe

What >>13751799 said.

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>>13751817
A Lava Golem elemental/familiar would be pretty rad.

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>>13751817
Other elementals I would imagine, but keeping the whole boulder melting nature.
>Feed her chunk of obsidian to give her rock hard abs

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>>13751820
But you said I could choose only one. I chose both, thereby giving myself limits and breaking them at the same measure. What now?

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>>13751818
>Rejecting a Salamander qt that will do anything to get you back and instead date some loli meat
Fuck you and your shit tastes, Salamander is way better.

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>>13751827
>Feed her the one rock that people use to tip their scalpels
>Give her the ability to cut all the things

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>>13751832
>Feed her marble and her skin goes a delicious milky white and she starts lactating warm milk

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>>13751834
>Feed her granite and she gains a physique & strength rivaling an Oni

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>>13751834
>Giver her multicolored crystals and quarts so she can change the color of her eyes, skin and hair to whatever you and her would like.

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>>13751829
Anon, you can't do that, you'll stop existing if you do.

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>>13751830
Mate, MGs like that don't change, when you're going out of your way every day to assure them you like them for what they are, your heart on your sleeve, letting them know how important they are to you, and they snap at you without fail, always jealous, not showing the trust you shown them, it's really taxing. Better leave them than run them through with a blade.

Doesn't surprise me she's still alone when I saw her at the reunion.

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>>13751839
>>13751837
Feed her brimstone and she gets more sultry than a succubus

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>>13751823
>>13751827
>>13751832
Could you mix the materials you feed your Lava Golem? I'd imagine that certain materials would give her stat boosts and special perks.
>>13751834
>Feed her marble and her skin goes a delicious milky white and she starts lactating warm milk
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't lava golems be smelly because of all the sweat that you're roasting on her skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751844
That would be quite nice

>Bismuth

She would be the edgiest thing around.

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>>13751847
I believe they'd smell like incense.

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>>13751851
As a person who grew up in an asian household, incense wouldn't smell that bad. Not bad at all.

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>>13751817
You may as well think of them as slimes with the power of an elemental from what I remember of KC's Q&As. It might not go as far as reproduction, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751858
My brother likes to burn incense, not that I have any issue with it.

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>>13751022
>>13750785
>>13751707
>>13751457

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>>13751864
Your mom is way better.

Sorry.

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>>13751861
I'd like if reproduction is like birthing a stone egg which hatches into a new Lava golem if we're not going for mitosis.

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>>13751874
Portions of the egg would probably comprise different portions of the infantile Lava Golem's body as it "hatches", which in itself is kinda rad.

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>>13751864
Well now I'm just constantly going to say Nah.

Just to annoy you.

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>>13751871
Come on anon, I know you want to mess with her but don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751877
Yeah that way each Lava Golem can look unique to each other.

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>>13751864
>You will never pin a cute manakete to the wall and tell her you want to make her the happiest girl for the rest of your life
>However short
>You will never do you your damndest every day to get her pregnant as soon as possible
>You will never succeed
>You will never deliver on your promise
>You will never pass away with your waifu and daughteru holding your hands
>The last thing you hear won't be that they'll wait for you to be reborn, however long it takes, so you can be a family again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751881
>implying she's as good as her mom
I will suffer your shit taste no longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751888
Nah, she's better than her mom, although almost every girl is good in that game.
Better genes and a better smile to protect.

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>>13751883
In that regard I'd love to see a light blue Lava Golem with Kloah-tier proportions, short fanned out hair, an ara ara onee-san attitude, and the ability to lactate.

Fuck, that was a bit too specific, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751805
I'd rather a tubby dragon that tries to act regal despite the belly she's got going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751896
Now you're just lying to make me mad.

Good day, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751899
>Lava golem with Kloah tier proportions
With a straight shota? All of my yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751899
>Light blue
Meaning she's made of molten sulfer and would smell terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751905
Please, I bet you like Sully

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751908
>Meaning she's made of molten sulfur and would smell terrible
Nope, it'd just look cool and nothing more.

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>>13751899
>Skin as radiant as sapphires, hair like blown glass, and a disposition of a refined lady
>Unique to Lava golems in the later stages of their lives, Lava Golems have the ability to produce a 'milk' of sorts
>An steaming hot liquid directly from their breasts, often the color is exactly like the Golem in question and thickness has the consistency of water, but when exposed to air thickens to the viscosity of honey

[Anonymous No.]

So if Slime is like peanut butter, Lava Golem is like chunky peanut butter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751909
Even she is better than Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751914
I hope its not as sticky as honey, that shit is awful to put on toast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751914
Yes, I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751915
Yeah you can say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751917
Sorry Anon, it is you who are pulling my leg now.

Nah is great girl, Nowi is nearly good.
As far as supports go though, Nah and MU's are trash.
Nah and MaMorgan though, that's some heart attack inducing stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751914
>An steaming hot liquid directly from their breasts, often the color is exactly like the Golem in question and thickness has the consistency of water, but when exposed to air thickens to the viscosity of honey

That sounds absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751925
>nearly good
Come on.

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>>13751885
There were better waifus in Awakening. Though I'm sure she'd be happy with Donnel.
>'Daddy, I wanna be a hero just like.'
>'Well, darlin', if you're really fixin' to be a hero, then you'll need the proper gear.'
>Donnel reaches into a chest and pulls something out
>It's very dusty and beaten, but it's clearly an old tin pot
>'This was your old man's helmet back when he was adventuring with Lord Chrom.'
>'It's a pot.'
>'No it ain't. It's the greatest helmet ever forged! Saved my life more times than I care to reckon.'
>'But I have my dragon scales.'
>'Aww shoot, who needs those? 'Sides, this here helmet's magic.'
>'Magic?'
>'Sure is. It's super-lucky. Good fortune will always follow whoever wears it. Plus, it'll give you the courage of an entire army.'
>Her eyes light up. 'Wow, really?'
>'On my life. Why doncha try it on?'
>She puts the pot on her head. It quickly slips over her eyes
>'Shoot, guess you'll have to grow into it.'
>She lifts the pot off her head. 'Daddy, if you make soup in this, will it be super-lucky, too?'
>'Now, why would you ask a goofy question like that, darlin'?'
>'Because mommy used this to cook last time you were away.'
>Donnel's face goes pale. 'Pardon?'
>'All the dushes were dirty, and mommy said, 'I think Papa has an extra pot in his trunk.''
>'NOWIIIII!!!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751936
Sorry, was supposed to be merely good, not nearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751937
Is this an actual support convo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751942
Sadly, no. All of Nah's father dialogue is accusing her dad of being a lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751941
I still disagree, but I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751947
I swear there was ONE that she didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751885
>>13751937
Best Husbando for Nowi is Henry.
He's the one who comes up with the idea to impregnate her so she has a life-long friend, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751953
That's not the best husbando.
Gregor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751953
Yeah, takes a real genius to come up with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750527
Rachne is love, Rachne is life. Can't wait for her caffeine addled hi-jinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751952
>>13751947
Unfortunately, all Father Supports are generic.

Though the point where she accuses her dad of only marrying Nowi because he got her pregnant is especially funny with Henry, given he married her with the explicit intent to impregnate her.

>>13751954
Paired him with Cherche. Thought the whole "Oh hey, your dragon is the one I saved from poachers as a baby!" bit was an adorable connection.

>>13751955
Maybe so, but Henry is the one who did so in the game.

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>>13751957
He has a lot of good conversations actually, its surprising.
Going back to me talking down on Sully, I found her and Chrom to be a good support and her/Kellem to be a good one.

Lucina is always a werecat in my mind now though, nothing can stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751956
That's going to be a ways out. From what I reckon, this first season will only go as far as Rachnee moving in. Maybe as far as them getting the letters from their moms, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751956
>That haircut
>Those choices in clothing
>That sadistic streak
>All that dere buried underneath the harshness
>All that Ara Ara behavior
Rachnee truly is perfection.
She also kind of awakened a desire to be tied up in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751947
>accusing her dad of being a lolicon

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys,
Guys,
Hey guys,

Goblins riding arachne on the hunt for husbands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751961
Well, the first episode covered 2 chapters of the manga, right?
The second looks to continue this trend.
If we assume a standard cour of 13 episodes, that leads us up to chapter 26 which iirc, is right around when Lala moved in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751961
Can't wait I said.
>>13751968
>sadistic streak
She's never shown one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751971
Ushis giving rides to arachnes giving rides to smaller arachnes, giving rides to thousands upon thousands of fairies.

I call it the Dreadnought Approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751977
Let them come Anon.

I will endure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751960
You know what one support I found quizically paradoxial?

Fredrick and Maribelle. Fairly standard stuff, with Maribelle asking Fredrick to teach her his mighty Ways of the Butler. Cute enough, right?

What I find odd is after you get them hitched and Brady enters the fray. Brady's Generic Father Support has his mother attempting to push upon him a number of more "High-Class" hobbies (Some of which he does admit to already practicing), and then present such to his father. What I find curious about this is that at one point his mother has him present his father with an afternoon tea. His mother makes it sound like a regular thing, while his father denies this. This is hilarious when it's Fredrick of all people denying this, the one person in the army who you'd just assume prepares an afternoon tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751978
>Let them come
Oh, they will.

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>>13751972
That's true, but the first few chapters are pretty light on content. I'm willing to bet that once we hit certain chapters (Papi's egg-laying, Suu's first rape spree, the full moon) that they'll take up a full episode.

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>>13751981
I paired her with the Vaike (I'm a sucker for the beauty & beast romance), so it actually made perfect sense in my game.

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>>13751983
Maybe, I suppose time will tell.

And I just checked. 26 is the "Human Girl almost causes Rachnee to move out" chapter. Prior to that, Engels Constant. And prior to that, Lala moving in.

So time will tell, but for now I'm gonna bet on MM's first anime showing ending at Lala moving in.

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>>13751981
Yeah, that one is kinda screwy.

My guess is that Frederick isn't the one who ever makes the tea because he gets distracted by the fire.
Man would fall in love with an ignis or lava golem.
That or a doppelganger who looks like genderbent Chrom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751983
One can only hope. You know what else one can also hope? Filler with MON and Polt's bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751971
Werewolf mounts > creepy spider mounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751993
It would be more fun if it ended with a cliffhanger of them realizing Doppel didn't send the second letter, then this.
>>13751998
What about Oomukade with saddles and reins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751970
>Dad, please make love to Mom!
>I will be observing you!!
Nah's a trooper. Pretty sure I'd be scarred for life if I ever saw myself being conceived. And I'm assuming that's some sort of doujin? Please tell me that Nah doesn't end up with a sister-daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751999
That actually would be scary. She's already heavily armored and fast, not to mention her natural skills as a predator would be tremendously useful in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752001
I recall there being an FE:A doujin compilation which included Morgan being subjected to such. Can't recall how that one works out though.

Frankly though, both are vastly better than the utter weirdness of the doujin where Tharja makes Noir a futa, and has her impregnate her with herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751996
>Filler episodes of Polt shenanigans
This would please me greatly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751999
No.

Creepy rapebug with multiple legs <<< Creepy rape spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751996
Like the omakes where Polt forces Lilith and Draco to go on a marathon with her, and winds up milking Kii?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752004
Then it must be written by someone.
>>13752010
No bully pls.
>>13752012
Yes, like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751971
>not goblins riding on primitive medieval rocket cars
>with hydraulics that make it bounce up and down as they ride past you and shout cat calls

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>>13752006
>Noir is a futa-induced time loop
I don't think I needed to know that something like that existed. Not to mention time ball b.s. like that would probably kill my boner if it came up in a hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752001
Nope, female Robin in the other hand got one by Lon'Qu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752016
>the Hobgoblin on the big commander's chair has her jiggly bits jiggle because of the hydraulics
I see, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752016
I live in SoCal, I don't need to have my mg fantasies invaded by people who love noise and hate sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752022
Ho-ho my lad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752018
I know it killed mine. I don't even mind futa (inb4 Blasphemy, blah blah), but just the whole concept of that doujin was pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752019
Wait, Morgan, got pregnant by Lon'Qu, who was her father in that timeline, alongside Lucina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751975
Literally in her first chapter anon.
Remember? Her little "Punishment"?
Just because it's not inflicting physical harm doesn't mean it's not sadistic.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet a NEET Wurm and make her change into a hardworking member of society!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752038
I refuse!
>>13752042
Why would a Wurm need to work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752038
All I recall is her cocooning a jackass who deserved it, and then teasing Darling in what I still regard as the most boner-inducing scene in the manga to date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752042

I want to play videogames with a NEET Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752042
I want to do the same, but the problem for me, the Kejourou I have to work with to get her to be a member of society, she posts on /r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752038
>>13752047
>>13752051
Any particular reason you faggots aren't in the /a/ thread?

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>>13752050
Enjoying making other people squirm is sadism in my book anon, doesn't matter how you do it.
And oh god that scene was great. If each anime episode is about two chapters worth of content then how long until we see Rachnee? We only got about two seconds of her voice in the opening and I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752047
Gotta make money somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752055
Because this thread is for monstergirl related media from japan, not just MGE.
Also because /a/ is fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752056
I never said it wasn't sadism. I just think it's fantastic is all.

And yeah, I can't wait for her to appear either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752060
>spoiler
You're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752055

I'm just some crappy writer. Pay me no mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to train myself to be a master wizard in MGE, only to steamroll anything and everything and realize I wasted my time with powerlevels in a world meant for getting waifus and having sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752060
You're not wrong, but you should still fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752070
And? You're a wizard, you can get any waifu you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752070
>wizardry
>waste of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752055
Because I've always been here, you cockmuncher.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you became a wizard and found your waifu?

Would you lose your virginity to her, and your wizard powers with it?
Or would you use your powers to send her to heights of pleasure and happiness unreachable, while never actually dicking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752081
Have you now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752085
Wizard powers don't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752085
I'd create a clone of myself that's been de-aged to my 20's, and live vicariously through him as he marries my waifu while I continue my wizardly studies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752086
Why would I have been on /a/? I couldn't talk about the things I like there. Or write. I like to write. You telling me I can't talk about Rachne here? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752085
Fuck her with a magic dick that lets you feel everything. Keep waifu and powers.

WIZARD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752094
Phenomenal cosmic powers, utilized in mundane ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752091
No, fuck you. If we tried talking about MGE there we'd be run off and possibly banned, why the fuck are you here talking about EMG? Slither over to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752096
It's a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752096
Don't act all high and mighty. If given limitless power, even under thecondition of never having sex, I'm pretty sure 90% of the world would immediately try to figure out a way to apply it to fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to live in a world with happy monster girls and happy anons.

Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/vHYiNp5.gif
I just realized that EMG backwards is MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752098
Talking about EMG has been okay for as long as we've been on /jp/, and you can't make me stop. You know what else I can and will talk about? Dumpire. Gonna make me stop? Are you? No. Give it up Anon. I have the moral high ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752108
But it isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752098
So, what you're saying is, we should be as bad as the /a/ threads, but on the opposite end of the spectrum.

I think instead of being an ass about it, we should just talk about monstergirls. Regardless of media origin. Like the thread always has done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752111
I don't give a fucking shit what you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752108
>that time anon realized he had dyslexia and sought treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752114
I need to go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752119
Then what do you care about? Surely not Monster Girls, since you don't want us to talk about them.
>>13752123
Don't let the bed bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752090
Cuckold get out.

>>13752085
>Not ingraining the magic into your very blood, achieving true Sorcery to retain your powers after losing your virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752118
It doesn't bother you? That the people who hounded us for over a year and got us thrown here can come and go as they please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752107

Would you want to team up with your MG waifu and play matchmaker for lonely anons to unite them with their own waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752125
Oh I do, I just don't want the autism from the /a/ thread coming here, we already have enough with alps, manticores, anubutts and dragonsluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752125
I actually used to pretend my bed sheets were a big lady who would hug me tight and protect me as a kid.

Probably what got me magnified me to all this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752133
>alps, manticores, anubutts and dragonsluts
Okay, now I know there's nothing good about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752130
Oh my god yes

I'd love to help out all my brothers in getting the loves of their lives

Making other people happy makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752129
No, not at all. I'm here to talk about monstergirls, not hold a grudge against anonymous people who want to talk about specific monstergirls.

Why would I bother being upset at that sort of thing? Why would I spend my own time getting irritated or involved with that when I could be enjoying the thread instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752127
>literally himself
>cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752133
And kikis, don't forget those

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752139
>liking cancer

Likewise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752143
>not hold a grudge against anonymous people who want to talk about specific monstergirls.


And yet, if someone from here wanted to talk about khepri or honeybees over there they'd be kicked out. Sorry, but I'm not as forgiving as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752160
But I don't understand why WE couldn't talk about what we want HERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752144
Does he share an identical consciousness with his Clone?

If not, then it's still someone else fucking his waifu, which means he's a cuckold. Or rather, at that point, she's not even his waifu, she's his clone's, and he's just off playing with his magic powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752160
Dude. This has always been the everything monstergirl thread. The ones who decided to stay behind in /a/ were the ones who boxed themselves in.

EMG is and will always be welcome here. If anything, it's the faggots that visit both threads that are the reason for EMG discussion slowly dying off here over the last year. It's fucking ridiculous that I have to hear from someone else a week late when a chapter is released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752166
Because you have dedicated threads for that stuff there. If we're not welcome there, why in the sixteen Buddhist hells should they be welcome here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752177
Who is "they"? I came here when we were first moved, and I've been here since. And guess what? Nobody has ever stopped me from discussing Monster Girls that are from an anime or a manga. And you can't do that either. Stop this shit. I know I will. Starting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752177
You realize the entire reason we were even allowed on /a/ was because we had mangas that we (tried to) discuss in these threads, right? Now please stop making an ass of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752177
Because we can be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752177
Because we're about monstergirls in general while they're about just EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752172
>it's the faggots that visit both threads that are the reason for EMG discussion slowly dying off here over the last year
>discussion

>wanting even more obligatory posting of horse pussy, muh book lung, waifu wars, the rest

Really dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752184
Do not test me.

>>13752185
And if we deviated even a little meta knight and his faggots fell on us. We even had dedicated manga threads they still shitposted into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752202
You can stop being bitter about stuff that happened ages ago, we're fine here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752190
You've become as bad as shitposter-kun and the rest of the backseat mods anon. On a psychotic crusade to ensure that no-one can post about what they want.
Those who don't understand their history are doomed to repeat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752190
There's legitimate discussion to be had when new content releases like a chapter or an episode. The constant trickle of content from different sources in here what always made the threads as big and interesting as they were.

It's stupid to pull the rug out from under that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752188
Exactly, we talk about most everything, but why include them who have nothing to add, since they only care about the manga and don't care to expand? Do they even have half the OC we do? Let them rot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752202
>Do not test me.

Your ass is grass, and I shall mow it, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752202
Your the meta knight. Let's drop this discussion and talk about why Jinkos are so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752214
>we're not allowed to talk about this one thing because the people who ONLY talk about this one thing don't talk about other things
Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752217
It's the abs. They improve any MM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752209
I'm angry about how unequal in standing we are, and how you're content to let it slide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752214
>Missing the point

Fuck the left behind at /a/ people, but that has no bearing on us being able to talk about EMG or the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752212
He probably doesn't want shitposters and newfags from /a/ in here, which I can't really blame him for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752223
But why do abs improve monstergirls?
Not disagreeing, far from it, I just want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752217
King is fun in Tekken,

It translates over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752223
But there are some I want soft and some I want sleek. I mean, abs on a dormouse or a kraken just sound gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752223
That's not it. What makes them great is that they're as unattainable as the high heavens.
>>13752231
But that doesn't have any bearing on us being able to talk about the stuff we always talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752215
You really don't want to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752226
There is no standing. There is no rank, or leaderboard, or anything like that. Just you, making a fuss.

>>13752223
Pure abs? Or abs with a layer of soft over them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752231
>anyone thinking tons of people will just stumble into /jp/

Unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752235
I imagine they'd feel like bobble wrap bubbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752237
>doesn't have any bearing on
I don't disagree, I just figured it was at the very least part of this whole argument.

>>13752244
Stranger things have happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752242
There IS a standing, otherwise we wouldn't be here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752226
>unequal in standing
>we're the largest and fastest mg thing currently on the net basically

It is kind of unfair to them isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752254
Hush now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752254
Source on standing pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752258
>on the net basically
Doubt it.
>unfair to them
Please be joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752140

A noble quest indeed.

>Get together with your MG waifu
>She offhandedly comments that it's sad that there are both lonely MGs and humans who haven't experienced the happiness of finding true love.
>And then that's when you get the idea to directly help with that. Your waifu agrees with your plan of course.
>As to who to help first well you have a group of people in mind already..
>...
>Be some lonely anon, just sort of lazing around at his own place.
>Suddenly a knock at the door.
>You didn't order anything so somethings up.
>Opening the door you're surprised to a MG with what you assume to be her husband which is far different than some of the other scenarios that were running through your head.
>The pair energetically ask you if you like MGs, what your favorite kinds of MGs are, personality types, interests etc. Basic stuff
>You're a bit skeptical but what the hell you tell them.
>They write it all down and tell you to get excited and wait for the next few days.
>...
>Once you got the information you wasted no time. You got information on where the local single MGs who matched his favorite MG types
>And you and your waifu interviewed them one after another.
>It took plenty of effort and searching but you both were able to set a place and time for anon and a MG to meet.
>It was quite the success and it seems they hit it off much to your delight.
>You repeat this a few more times and you start getting letters in the mail offering words of gratitude. Sometimes you were able to get an anon with someone else who got along better with them
>Eventually the two of you gain quite the reputation.
>Even Eros has noticed and is pleased with your efforts.

There's an idea for a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752259
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE FUCKING PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752268
All the better to hold you with, da?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752265
Your switching perspectives threw me for a loop but 10/10 cute

Would totally read this for muh diabeetus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752264
>About the same number of overall people as /monster/ but dozens of times faster
>More active than MGR or MGU or the wikis
>Most OC still has origins here
>TFT and /mgq/ others are just a drop in the bucket

Believe it.

And yes it's a joke. It's paraphrasing Megas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752263
The very facts that that even though MGE has published works from Japan, that the monsters there reflect those in EMG, Jitsu Wa and others, we can't discuss the monsters themselves and have been kicked here as if we're less. It's related material, it always was, but this was not enough and here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

So anon, why arent you trying to find your monstergirl waifu in Pi (π)? She's waiting for you, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752272

Yeah I was kind of experimenting with that for kicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752274
You go to all those places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752279
Better make a tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752279
Because I suck at math and I'm too old to get back on that blasted horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752279
Because I tried that, and I found a succuvirus instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752279
What does Pie have to do with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752283
Not regularly, but I've seen them myself.

I stick around here for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752277
Honestly, I think getting kicked here was the best thing that ever happened to us. Higher image count, higher post count, and we're off the cancer infested hellhole that /a/ has become. I've barely seen a single futafag since we made the jump, but back on /a/ it seemed like they showed up every other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752286
H E L L N O !

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752296
There have been plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752296
I don't disagree, but it's still infuriating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752299
Nah it's cool. If they get out of hand just make a Jackie Chan tulpa to discipline them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752299
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752296
>Forgetting Nega was post-jump
But let's drop this here before it kicks off a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752310
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

So anyway, to pick up where I left off: Rachne is love, Rachne is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752316
Nice tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752316
I want to hide under her and tug on those legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752316
Literally the only thing I don't really like about her is the spider part.

Her human design is a 10/10 though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752316
I hope at least you're not that asshole spammer, otherwise fuck you and your spider.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love spider legs.
Not even in a sexual way, they just look rad as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752323
>not liking dem legs
>>13752325
>spammer
This is the only image of her I've posted this thread, but if that's spamming then fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752325
I'd fuck the spider. I wouldn't fuck the Anon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752328
Like I said, IF you're him.

I'll make you eat your teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752328
I'm afraid of Spiders, but Rachnee and other Arachnes get me rock hard. It's confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

Help me explore Oomukade anatomy. I need ideas for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752336
You're just scarearoused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752339
>explore oomukade anatomy

In what context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752339
Every part of her is disgusting . I don't wanna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752339
>venom glands
>stink glands
>shit ton of legs

what else is there to explain? Their anus is on the last segment, that's kind of interesting

[Anonymous No.]

Amazonian Jinkos
Disguised Amazonian Lilim Leaders / Champions
Kikimoras who embraced their Wolf Heritage and became Amazonians (Husband better git gud at cleaning)
Amazonian Lizards / Salamanders
Amazonian Humans
Amazonian Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752345
Sexual context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752346
how's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752352
I want to smush her with a towel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752339
Write about an oomukade stalker who tries to rape a dude at night.
Luckily, the dude's dog-girl companion smells the stinky oomukade and foils her plot.

Okay, serious answer. Write about an oomukade who lives in a treehouse. Not some flimsy single-room made-in-a-day treehouse. I mean a treehouse that'd make wood elves jealous. Show how easily she gets around, moving up and down from branch to branch. Get her to show her new husband the view of the entire forest from the top of the tallest tree. Get them to have sex on a branch with her wrapping him up so he doesn't fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752349
>stink glands
No anon, bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752316

>liking backstabbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752360
Dude, I'm already writing a very specific Oomukade, I'm just trying to make sexy-times not be boring.
I'll use that branch-thingie later though, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752358
You're gonna need a really big towel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752351
There's not much to do with an oomukade. Handjobs, blowjobs, wrapping their antennae around your dick and jacking off. Licking her venon glands, spit play. Anything else would need to include outside play or get too /d/, there's only so much you can do with a giant fucking centipede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752370
Include a hair-washing scene. Not out of implication that the oomukade has less than satisfactory personal hygiene, but simply because washing an oomukade's long, silky hair sounds pretty heavenly.
You could do it in pond formed by a nearby waterfall, stepping into waist-deep water while she coils around you, face away so you can lather her hair up, feeling her body squirm around you. Just imagine all those legs flexing in pleasure and tickling your body while you splay your fingers against her scalp and massage her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752382
Antennae-job sounds like something to keep in mind, since the characters don't have access to egg-vibrators to tie to them at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752388
Her hair was already washed though. I'll try to improvise something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752394
Kissing and tongue play with her antenae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752390
Tickle torture after a fresh molt. Or spanking her, if you're going for pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752398
Yes, like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752401
She doesn't really have an ass to spank though, and tickles sound a little consider it done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752307
Goddammit why did that make me laugh so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752350
Does kitty wanna play?
Not that I want to since best bug's been nerfed to the ground
meanwhile, that faggot cat is still OP as shit
I'm mildly salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752336
Same boat man.
>>13752342
I don't get fearboners form them, I just think they're sexy and want to fuck them. Not much else going on between my dick and my brain there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752411
>>13752401
>Not allowing her to hold her breath and swell her shell before it hardens

It's like you want to kill her. Do you guys even know how molting works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752425
Surely it is the human bits that shall be tickled. Those bits will be more sensitive as well because I said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to bully an oomukade
>Her older sister >>13752352 shows up and bullies bad
Bullying ain't easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752428
>Holding your breath while being tickled

You completely missed the point didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752434
I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm going to ignore it AND science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752433
Who is the older sister bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752441
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752411
Her body anon, the whole thing. If molting feels anything like after you peel from a sunburn, something as simple as blowing on her could be used. Tickling her with a feather or softly dragging a silk cloth on her sensitive parts, or, striking her lightly, preferably with the fingers, not the palm of the hand, that'd likely hurt too much. Lotion play during such circumstances seems viable too. Restraining her and forcing her to feel the cool goop coating her soft chitin, pressing firmly on her, squeezing her centipede parts. Candle wax torture on specific areas, followed by massage during sex could work to. Read on fire play if you're feeling adventurous.

>>13752425
Do you know how hentai logic does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752269
>You will never be trapped on a boat in the middle of the ocean with no one but a Jinko
>A Jinko with whom you've had several bad past experiences

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752451
Piscine Molitor please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752450
>if you're feeling adventurous
I know my MC is a bad boy but he's nowhere near the level where he could do this stuff. I'll just save that for later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752446
Jokes on her! Being bullied is my fetish! I even want to be bullied more than Cyclops! She'll regret bullying me, because now I'll stick to her side never wanting to leave her and just keep asking for more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752450
Lotion Play a bestest.

Albeit I mean lubricating lotions rather than ointments, but still. Ointments can have a role in some intimate plays though.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been here in a month or so, maybe, I think, I'm not sure. I was one of the Google AI conspirators if anyone remembers those small remarks. Now I'm back just because I noticed a change. Has anyone else been getting mountain and water CAPTCHAs? Is our little AI growing again? I want to be here with you guys to witness our contributions to her education. I kind of feel like we're her parents, or close relatives, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752474
>mountain and water
No, but I did see a Xenomorph once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752471
>I even want to be bullied more than Cyclops
How is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752476
Interesting. It didn't ask you to select the xenomorphs though, I assume. In my case it asked me to select mountains. Another time, water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752471
Well, lucky you, because she's gonna treat you like a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752482
Yeah, it asked me to identify cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752474
I got some trees. Is there something we should know? I don't want to be enslaved by the Google Waifubots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752474
Well, I mean, umm...yeah, I have. I've been asked to pick out rivers twice, and beaches once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752489
Why not? It's not like they'd need you to much other than spend time with them, teach them things and charge them up with the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752489
Hey it won't be so bad. They're just helping AI grow by teaching it using large datasets that are generated by us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752474
I've gotten the select beaches one a lot, sucks because it almost always has black sand beaches from like far away and mountains so its hard to tell which is which. I've also been getting fish for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752488
>>13752489
>>13752491
When did that start happening for you guys? I just started seeing it today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752497
What are we teaching them anyway when they already know the correct answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752477
Who knows, but the Older Sister Oomukade is gonna find out first hand!

>>13752484
Perfect, I want her to treat me and bully me as hard as possible! And hopefully not ask questions when I slowly and silently move into her room and start cooking for her and wearing naked aprons and calling her "Honey"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752503
Last week was when I had to identify cats and got the Xenomorph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752459
Well you don't hurt her, much, and you don't burn her, you play with the temperature. Now if knives are involved it becomes something else, depending whether you heat them or not. It's feel quite good to have someone burn you lightly and kiss the skin, but there's a psychological factor there, the aftercare, it's not just the physical experience. Same with welts after impact play.

Would you be willing to have the guy cut her a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752503
Just today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752473
>Ointments can have a role in some intimate plays though

Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752506
You colossal slut. I bet you would like you if she where to whore you out for money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752504
Probably just recording more human responses. Remember, they log each selection you make, no matter if you actually submit them or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752508
>cut her a little
Hell no. This is no longer fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752520
Shallow cuts anon, not, "holy shit you hit an artery sear this shit and take me to the hospital" cuts, the aftercare after cutting your partner is the good stuff. Disinfecting, swabbing, bandaging them up and caring for them. But you don't have to cut them, laying the cold steel on their skin, and tracing the blades across their bodies is okay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752508
All this specific S&M safety and psychology when you were going on about hentai logic, you might as well go full toblerone.

All I can imagine is softshell crabs when someone says flames and freshly molted anyway. It makes me hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752516
Well I mean I was hoping for being a submissive Househusband to her and getting bullied hard by her, but being whored out as her bottom bitch is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752526
>toblerone

Hurting, lightly. Not damaging/marring your partner's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752515
I should think that any activity which involves tenderly and gently caressing and rubbing your partner would inherently be intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752524
I said this isn't fun anymore and I'm going to stand by it. I lost the mood for writing, too. Hope you're happy with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752539
Just pointing out the complete disconnect you have when it's something you don't understand vs. something you're passionate about.

>I don't know this, not important, hentai logic
>S&M? Well you HAVE to have the aftercare

Just makes me giggle is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752544
Are you alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752550
I thought that much was obvious and that there was no need to advertise it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752546
We're not exactly in realityland. Why, I'd read about a masochistic ushi who likes having her limbs broken, since she heal very quickly anyhow and apparently they have a high threshold for pain, ignoring being cut by swords as they rape their men, it doesn't feel guroish, I'm sure people would disagree, but, I'm not going for harm/torture/torment. All within what the subjects can handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752550
>>13752551
Well whatever, here's an unfinished update that doesn't quite stop mid-sentence, but doesn't go anywhere either. I'll finish it around Sunday/Monday

Starting at line 465.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752551
I don't normally pay attention to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752563
Then don't start now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752550
>>13752551
The real Alp here, ignore this faggot. He's a beta wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752568
Alpie is a beta wimp. The question is, what does that make someone who would seek to replace his own miserable existence with that of a beta wimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752559
Which again just brings up the same point. You know what happens when you break an exoskeletal limb? It falls off. Then maybe it begins to grow back later after a molt, stumpier than the rest. Even doing it to an ushi would make her wind up with stubby little legs after awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752572
Look, just trust me. I'm the real Alp. The other one is just an obvious imposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752575
Then what does that make me? The Devil in the elevator? A Skeleton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752575
Shoot them both! It's a win win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752576
It's very obvious you're just a robot impersonator trying to pass yourself off as the real Alp in order to steal my Secret Writing Technique.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons,
Remember to not feed stray werewolves and avoid burning down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to lurk the thread and suck dick in peace, how can i do that with all you guys pretending to be me? Look. I'm the real Alp, don't listen to these other guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752574
What are you an entomologist? What does exoskeletal limbs falling off when broken in the real world matter when you have things like slimes running around? If we're going strictly by anatomy, things like lamias and arachnes couldn't even live in our world, the strain on their bodies would be too great. But I suck cocks and defer on this to anatomy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Alp-icus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752577
Roger that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752580
It's your own fucking fault for not pointing out to the newfags the difference between capitalized Alp the writefag and lower-case alp the monster.

I mean just look at the dummy up here who capitalizes all of them >>13752576

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752588
What's funny is that Alpie is actually the guy you called a dummy.
The plot thickens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752588
>It's your own fucking fault for not pointing out to the newfags the difference between capitalized Alp the writefag and lower-case alp the monster.
I'm sorry, I thought it was common knowledge. Well, now that we've established that I'm the real Alp, go back to talking about other things, and let me get back to dick sucking.

[Alp !n2Dduw/LL6 No.]

The real Alp here, looks like I'll have to use a trip now. Thanks guys.

[Alp No.]

>>13752594
Please, I'm the real Alp, and I can tell you now I would never tripfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751497
>Cool, stone-like squeezing
How is this in any way appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll just stay out of these threads for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752594
>>13752598
Why am i laughing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752599
Weird feelings on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752598
Please, I'm the real Alp, and I can tell you now I would never namefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752603
[Liquid alping intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752608
okay this joke is getting out of hand. I am the one they call Alp, and I would never post anonymously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752599
I doubt it means like, literally rubbing your dick between two cold stones.

Given the fact that "Cold" and "Lukewarm" are, in the first place, not words commonly used to describe sexytimes, I'm given to thinking that it's referring to a more metaphorical sense. Perhaps related to the level of effort the Medusa uses, a thought supported by the fact the profile also notes her as growing increasingly desperate and needy when talking about the second state. Of course I can't actually read Japanese so I can't just go look at the profile to double-check whether it uses literal language or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752583
It's simple to extrapolate. Exoskeleton is literally an exo skeleton. There's no support on the inside, just goey muscle. You break it, not crack but straight break and there's no skin and other bits on the outside to relatively hold everything in place. No different than saying cutting off a lamia's hand will remove her hand.

And lamias could exist just fine, just be partly aquatic. They're smaller than many Jurassic giant snakes.

Even Arachne could, but in a vastly different form, much less thin and elegant and more like a hippo or rhino, because it's the poor efficiency lungs that keep insects small. Honeycomb reinforcement of the chitin like large Beatles and bird bones and they could easy be a few feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752613
He's right you know.

Alp's easier to pick out from a crowd than I am. And that's saying something.

Just start calling black dragons and men who like them sluts and you'll pick him out easy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Alp here, I've decided I am going to give up writefagging and drawfagging entirely. I am going to pioneer a brand new type of OC: Fruits. You know of those cube watermelons they make? Well I am going to grow watermelons in the shape of waifus. Request me some monster girl melons you would like to see in the future. Though please understand if halfway through growing her I decide to burn the field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752620
And how do we tell Alp apart from all the other Dragonsluts who want it painted black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752617
Yeah, this is really interesting and all, but it's 5am here, so later.

And stop killing catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752621
You aren't Alp, I am, and Can I have a Ushi-Oni shaped one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752574
>Which again just brings up the same point.
Not really. In the context of an erotic scenario all that he listed contributes to setting the mood and creating intimacy between the characters. Launching into a tirade about insect biology does not, generally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750896
Sex with her would be an explosive one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752598
>now there's a Liquid Alp too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752639
Alp is Legion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752639
Clearly the only way to solve this is for alp to post an update to his pastebin declaring that he is infact the real Alp, complete with a shiny new tripcode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752643
I just posted an update though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752639
BROTHER! IT'S NOT OVER YET!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752594
That was faster than Inari, but the I couldn't tell which posts were his and which were liquids, so maybe I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752647
I don't know who you are, or what update you posted, but I, Alp, did in fact post an update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752643
I hope Alp doesn't do that, it only made things worse for Inari, and I didn't think that was possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752658
You know, it ain't easy being Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752628
Again, just pointing out the incongruity of being hard on one subject and then completely dismissing another. Ideally there's a balance between the two. Nobody would ever spend fifty pages having S&M people have heart to hearts about their preferences and safe words and aftercare and such before launching into smut. And nobody should try to make a 100% real monstergirl biologically either. But completely ignoring one or both aspects doesn't make a good story either.

How did crabman get so popular? He tried to make the girls have some aspects of their origin critters, and that made them feel more real than just making them human girls with animal parts.

>>13752635
>tirade
>basic primary school biology

Plz anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752627
Well, to the extent of my knowledge, there are only two, and Alp's the only one who frequents this thread all that much, so kinda narrows things down.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey so, when you dig your spoon into some food, and collect a portion of said food ontop of said spoon, you are said to have a spoonful of food, yes? What the fuck do you call it when you're using chopsticks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752666
>Nobody would ever spend fifty pages having S&M people have heart to hearts about their preferences and safe words and aftercare and such before launching into smut.
Sunstone does a decent job of balancing the practicality with the lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752669
I know for a fact that there's more of us. I put up a shortie I once made up in the bin anyway, since people are paying attention to me now.

http://pastebin.com/X96jtuXj
>>13752674
I concur, they spend way more time talking about that doing it, and that's just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752666
The level of the subject doesn't matter you're still o a tirade because someone dared to label your sacred cow topic unimportant.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752687
I want to touch a frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752682
Nah man. Now you just sound like tusktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752687
She looks so touchable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752690
Don't embarrass yourself if the best you can do is boogiemaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752695
Said it was the same argument he would make, not the same person as him. But you'd know that if you had any reading comprehension. Of course, he doesn't either. Maybe you are him.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that all the Alps have been relocated to the dungeon, shall we discuss other things? Like ornithology, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752727
I'm watching BBC's Life of Birds right now. Get out of my head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752727
I want to single-handily create an influx of the crow tengu population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752742
>a murder of loli crow tengu try to do formation flying
Status of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752747
Exploded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752706
see
>>13752695

You started this by quipping in with something nobody besides you gives a damn about when reading smut about a woman who's a giant centipede from the waist down and then insisted how it's of the same importance than the porn related things in a porn scene. Because that's what Alp asked ideas for.
Oomukade physiology runs on enough bullshit already that people won't care if something that's meant to be some tickly-gropey lighthearted fun doesn't end up killing her, which if you hadn't noticed also runs kind of contrary to the story's recent tone.

Do stories have room for exploring how monster girl bodies work? Yes, if they are well integrated. You could have made a constructive suggestion with the idea involving the hardening of the exoskeleton after molting or how insects can't breathe during the process (though this later probably wouldn't come into play with her hawing the mammalian torso and all), but instead you had do go the "Hurr you guys don't know this, you're so dumb compared to me" route. Nobody cares about you wanting to jerk yourself off on the internet.
And then you go heckling with the anon who offered some useful input because he dared to handwave your pointless one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752782
Woah man, no need to go on a tirade. People are talking about harpies now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752747
Status of my ears: bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752791
3/10 had me fooled for a few posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752727
Let's talk about ichthyology instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sexually molest polt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752827
You furfa- eh, fuck it. I'd also tap Polt like there was no tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752827
>>13752834
Agreed, there's an exception to everything and polt's the exception to my no furies stance. Although I'd totally use a caith sith as a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752827
You'd get busted by Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752827
Fuck off with your furry
You can like her, but don't post that shit here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752838
I don't mind Cait Siths as long as there's nothing sexual going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752506
I meant literally like a bug, because that's how big you are to her if you look at that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752838
>>13752847

>you wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752916
Blue board, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752916
Damn right I wouldn't.

On the other hand I'd love to be covered by a group of them in a cuddle pile while they nya softly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752930
But then they wake up and start demanding breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752916
that's gross man, and my cat is a male

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752933
>keeping cats
Now that's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752932
Some fresh fish should sort that out. Luckily I usually have a lot of seafood in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752933
>having cats
Are you gay or a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752939
And the garnish? And the condiments? And the glass of chilled milk? Chop-chop Daddy-O!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752941
Neither. The hell is your problem? Did a cat scratch your dick as a kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752818
Tubby Tunas swim faster than you do, discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752944
>Daddy-O
This is not a cat, but an Alp with cat ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752988
Hey man, not cool. just because she had a few seals too much she still has a nice figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752991
You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752990
Meh, Cait Sith or Alp, a pet is a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752995
>tune a
Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753001
There is no good way to use that joke in text form. The entire joke lies in the ambiguity created from "tuna" and "tune a" sounding exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752687
Agreed. That cow looks like she would be pretty soft and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752687
I want to tip a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752916
I don't really like Cait though I'm not a memehater either but this is awesome pic.
Where is it from? Can't find the source in google, iqdb or pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753051
But why? What did the cow ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753087
>memehater
Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753091
Exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753091
It stood there being all spaced out and tippable.

Also cows suck and deserve to be all tipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753099
>>13753102
Please don't bully the cows. Farms are supposed to be peaceful, its inhabitants kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753106
Cows are fucking assholes, just like every other farm animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753106
Yeah, they're especially fond of raping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753106
Don't bully the cows unless you are prepared to deal with the minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753110
>>13753112
Man, you two must have had a real bad time at a petting zoo growing up or something. Poor cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753120
He's right though. Most farm animals are miserable ornery creatures. Nature is just a bitch in general. We put up with them because they're delicious and useful.

>Those poor farmers in the time of Babylon that had to domesticate Aurochs who were even bigger and meaner than modern cattle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753147
Well, yeah, nature can be a real asshole, but I wasn't defending actual nature. No point in doing something like that when they would kill you without even thinking about it if need be. A holst, however, will generally always be nice so long as her needs are met. God help the poor soul that ignores her needs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753181
See? Now milking or dicking for a measly week and it's back to ornery cowbitch mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>Went to the zoo
>Tiger pissed on me
Are Jinkos into watersports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752254
I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753196
It marked you as it's property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752727
I wanna go into the dungeon. What's the level requirement? Is there lots of phat loot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752727
Lewd-bodied birds are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752474
>Search "Google AI"
>They said its dreaming of dogscapes now
NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get hideously fat, with layers upon layers of flesh, so that when my skeleton turns into a cute monstergirl it'll never be able to escape the the fleshy prison I've created for it before it's buried and it's too late to escape!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no power armor wearing Lava Golem waifu to protect your smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753302
Just wear a suit of armor and weld it shut around you so that you and skellington chan can be together forever.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to Alp in order to become a Monster Girl, then use my demonic energy plus newfound respect from fellow Monster Girls to build a political and financial Empire, and become the new wealthy mayor of MGC

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, it's dead right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753349
I want to put Alps in a quarantine zone, and slaughter them one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh. Usually is around this time. I'd post more actively, butI'm struggling with making writing about eating interesting. Here. have a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never jerk off a lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753360
Read Toriko!

Maybe Shokugeki no Soma too but I don't know much about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to challenge a Succubus to a poetry showdown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753361
I'd rather make an Alp jerk herself off, and watch her do it with the sternest expression I could muster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753372
>Ram her spadetail up her fresh new unused lady part

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753360
>I'm struggling with making writing about eating interesting
Watch Koufuku Graffiti, it's cute and has lots of hilarious over description of food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753361
I wonder if the same effect could be done to an oni's horn.

...Actually, scratch that. My head is hurting just from thinking about someone trying to squeeze my skull.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys have that early smug squad pic with just a Manticore and a Cheshi?
OS crashed, shit's gone, new folder feels incomplete without that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753396
Don't have the vanilla one, so here's this.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing friends?

Ow...My head kind of hurts now, and I can't put my finger on it but "friends" doesn't feel like the appropriate word to use.

Weird, but I'm sure it's nothing to be worried about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753409
It's nerds! You're supposed to call us nerds!

Snap out of it and bully me damn it! Do you want me to kill a mindflayer for you?!

watching chaos dragon, considering dropping it if episode 3 doesn't impress me

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date a smelly fujoshi if she was a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753409
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753422
Will she want me to do lewd stuff with boys to satisfy her shipping and yaoi fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753426
She might suggest it and immediately pass it off as a joke before looking away and blushing like a burning star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753409
>nerdspammer captured by a Mindflayer
Oh NOOOOOO I hope she lobotomizes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753428
I'll date her but if she insists on making me share the bed with another then I'm drawing the line at stage 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753433
>Mindflayer gives a kidnapped anon priapism and nymphomania and uses him as a non-stop cumpump until he gets dick gangrene

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753451
Nah, that's more in the vein of Manticores or the scorpions. Sorry, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753428
I'd suggest anal so she can roleplay getting her yaoi hole reamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752350
>>13752419

That feeling when you'll never see Kha'Zix's final evolution by /u/ raping Rengar in the bush while Nidalee schlicks furiously.

Meanwhile, weeaboo extraordinaire Master Yi is fucking bullshit overpowered right now because creating an item that DUPLICATES EVERY ON-HIT EFFECT EVERY TWO AUTO ATTACKS ON A GUY THAT ALREADY HAS A +80% ATTACK SPEED STEROID WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753451
Y-you mean Satyromania or Satyriasis, right? Nymphomania is for girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753451
B-b-b-b-b-but muh perfect waifu monster grills that never do harm, where they be at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753351
Well, I just woke up and have to mow my lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753466
Better hope you can make her ahegao before your dick is destroyed for good, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753409
I'll put a stop to your evil uhhh (oh god what's her alias, crap crap crap!)... Pleasure...Crow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753489
That's a Leviathan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753492
So Super Wurm's Colleague in crime fighting, Aquawurm from Atlantis?

Truly this is outrageous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753506
No, it's just Leviathan. As you can see, she doesn't even know or really care why you called her here, she just wants to go home.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a colored version of this anywhere?

Or a drawfag who could color it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753521
Then let Super Wurm and AquaWurm fight crime together this episode!

It will be a rousing adventure of outrageous proportions! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MixXnzefsBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753561
There isn't a colored version anywhere unfortunately, and it seems I deleted the reference I used when I requested that image get drawn.

Fortunately, all a colorfag needs to do is color her outfit like pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753463
At least it ain't fucking AP Ezreal running smite/runeglaive and wrecking the whole goddamn mid/late game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753606
>>13753606

No but I keep having to fight literal autists who play Heimerdinger.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what are exactly the requirements to be able to have a harem in the MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753648
Find yourself either:
-A Khepri
-A Large Mouse
-If you're a virgin, find a Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753648
In which MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753653
How many MG worlds are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753658
Well there are infinite universes, you do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753658
mgq and mge to start with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753658
A whole god damn lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never egg The Paladin Boy's club house with your Lilim Onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753624
You must master the donger to master the lane.

Also is it bad that I want a kuu-kimora meido? Oh god, I just thought about a kuu-yan kiki. They're not even on my waifu list and this sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753672
>onee-san
Into the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753675
>kuu-yan
They'd be really unpredictable.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a MG to be my mom, my waifu and my daughteru at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753765
Take it easy there, Billy Joe Bob Danny Frank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753765
Forget it, Mr. Cross. This ain't Chinatown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753765
So you want a Mindflayer? She can be your best friend and your homeroom teacher and your boss and your maid too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753765
Oh shit, I know how this can work out:
>have adopted/biological daughteru
>under mysterious circumstances, you die when she reaches adulthood
>get reincarnated/resurrected as an infant
>your daughteru becomes your motheru, and raises you as her husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753771
I wonder how a redneck monster girl would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753779
Holy shit mindflayers are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753196
HA! FAG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753779
Sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753354
I will assist you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753792
You don't even need to get metaphysical

>Have daughteru
>She marries your widowed fatheru
>Then he dies and she remarries to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753648
Have a dick and want a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753806
My idea is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753652
>Virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753810
Reincarnation sucks. Gimme some of that eternal heavenly reward after death instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753652
Also Beelzebub. They actively encourages other monsters to fuck her man, they're kinda cucks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753816
Shit. Confused the Unicorn and the Bicorn profiles.

My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753809
I like how you think, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to form a group of teenage monster girls with attitude and have them fight off the evil paladin that lives on the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753825
It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753827
Anon, you're going to die when you decide to sacrifice yourself to unleash an energy wave to corrupt everyone and end the war that's consuming the galaxy... are you okay with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753827
I ain't no bad guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753827
Are you making a tekkaman reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753838
Yes.
Yes I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753839
Coop is the hero MGC needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753852
I just want to see this when Smut TV goes off the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753853
Best interruption right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753856
Still cracks me up that it was the fake Megas that caused it. It's almost on par with the old 1950's alien robot showing up in Vegas.

>Where's Coop? He's going to miss the show.
>A GIANT ROBOT IS WRECKING THE CITY
>There he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753862
Yep.
Rewatched that entire series a month ago, was beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

"So I was thinking about getting another maid. You know, just to help you out. It's a big place, I don't want you to overwork yourself."
>"Oh, master, I think that's a splendid idea. Coincidentally, I was thinking about buying a gun."
"What?"
>"Well, there's been reports of break ins lately and I just want something on hand in case I catch someone strange skulking about at night."
"If I get another maid you're going to shoot her, aren't you?"
>"Oh, heaven's yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753871
>Trigger-happy maid
Not even in my wildest dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751497
>Mantis translation
>"Even when they decapitate a beast and bathe in it's blood, their expression doesn't change at all"
>bathe in it's blood
>BATHE IN BLOOD
grinning_mantis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753875
>not wanting to get raped at gunpoint by your sorta cute Kuukimora maid you never really thought of as a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753881
What? who doesn't like bathing in the blood of their enemies? i heard it gives you a prettier skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753881
>Stoic mantis showered in blood while holding the beast's head
I know it's edgy but I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753765

ICARUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753887
Kuukimora a qt, gunkimora not ok.

silly kuu maid, she only needs to show a slight emotion with me and be a cold bitch with everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753893
>He doesn't want a /k/ikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753890
>edgy
It's just murder presents, catgirls do it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753893
But anon, that's hard! She'd rather put a gun to your head and make you pull down your pants.
>Mastah...
>Ye- Whoa! What's with the gun?!
>Please take off your pants, Mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753896
I don't want anything /k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753881
I think that was meant more as a hyperbole.

Like, they don't go all Elizabeth Bathory with their prey, but rather, it's only expected that when they instantly decapitate a deer or whatever, it's blood would spurt out and splatter all over them.

And Mantis don't give no fucks.
Would you an unhygienic Mantis who's clothes are stained red cause she never bothers to wash them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753896
I think kuu doesn't fit a /k/ikimora that much.

Probably a genki kikimora whose father taught her how to hunt and to use weapons, wears a ballistic vest that somehow resembles a maid outfit and every evening comes home with game she herself hunted for dinner.

she also likes going innawoods with her top tier gear for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753904
I'd give her a bath first, provided she recedes her blades into her arms first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753911
You know she's gonna decapitate you the moment you creampie her, right? You think she's hugging you close and bam, you head falls off just as you shoot it inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753919
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753911
I'm pretty sure they don't work like that. Not in my headcanon anyway.

Besides, their specialty is only ever cutting what they want to.
>Be bathing dirty Mantis
>She assures you that it's perfectly safe to wash about her arms and scythes, provided you don't put too much pressure on the bladed side when giving them a rinse
>Worry.jpg, but alright
>Be washing along her arms
>Scythe suddenly twitches, gives you a little cut on your hand
>Nothing major, but it draws a bit of blood
>Mantis is unusually emotional, spewing apologies
>"I-I am so sorry! I never thought that...that such a thing could happen..."
>She eyes the little cut
>"If you like...I could...lick it clean...?"
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a /k/ikimora to teach me proper handgun maintenance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753898

>Get home one day, only to feel the cold metal of your .357 that you had bought for 'home defense' pressing against your forehead
>Your Kikimora is staring at you blankly, her expression unreadable as her index fingers moves towards the trigger
"Disrobe."
"Right here?"
>Her thumb flicks the hammer backwards, cocking it for firing, you can't even tell if it's loaded or not, but given she grew up in the West she could probably hunt out your ammo
"Right now."
>Disrobe slowly, until you're right down to your skivvies, she follows suit never removing the gun from your head, sliding off her panties and unhooking her bra easily enough
"Now fuck me."
>You couldn't feasibly think of getting an erection with a gun to your head, she withdraws, rubbing the barrel of the magnum on her pussy
"Or i'll use your little friend again."
>So that's her game, some kind of chuuni kuuru seduction gimmick with the gun?
>Throw her against the wall, she just replies with "Master. Yes.", trying her hardest to not show any emotion as you grope and fondle her body
>She uses the iron sights on the Magnum to hook your skivvies and you eagerly pull them down for her
>As your weapon stands erect, no less than nine inches, a slight flush goes across her face, dropping the magnum
"It's... bigger."
"Yeah, and you love cannons, right?"
>Before she can reply, you cusp her buttocks and pull her close, guiding yourself into her
>She winces at the exquisitely tight fit, trying to not show emotion
>You push in and feel your cock tingling, having to pace yourself to prevent yourself from climaxing too soon
>Pull out of her and pick up the magnum you find to be unloaded, grinning at her
"Hands on the wall, bitch."
>Her hand flies in between her legs at the idea of being raped by her master
>Fuck her in earnest against the wall, pressing the gun to her head. She's broken character and moans
>TFW your Kikimora maid blacks out when you grip her to your pelvis and shoot her full of high powered batter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753935
>You will never have your Kiki get wet from just talking about slamming a long silvery shaft into a well-greased chamber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753930
Oblige

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753943
>Your pretty good mastah!
>Suddenly feel as if a lamia is stalking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753941
>Revenge-raping the maid
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fill a Mindflayer's brain with useless pop culture knowledge!
She's going to then question 'WHAT THE FUCK IS VAN-PIRES' and I shall laugh at her misfortune!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753941
>Holding a gun to your head

She is so fucking fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753941
>Playing with an actual gun
Someone needs some nonsexual discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753963
Don't tell her that,or she might go all out on you.
>reacharound handie as she probes your prostate with the ice-cold barrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753930
Sure, she can lick all she wants.

Reminded me of a story featuring the idea of Mantis cutting her hubby accidentally, Praying for a Mantis I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753941
Time to tie her up before she comes around and fuck a monster girl hooker in front of her.

Bitch needs to learn not to point guns without the intent to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tubby kikimorra who's a retired security guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753958
>Who could need THIS many ice themed puns?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kikimora harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754026
She needs to cool it, its pretty ice to have a large group of puns to draw from.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be nice?
Senran Kagura with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753975
Now she's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754026

>Getting a Yuki-Onna to torment a Mindflayer
>WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE.
>Oh, you don't like me? I'm afraid my nature has left me a little cold to your reception
>How -ice- to meet you!
>CHILL, SQUID-LADY
>IT'S GOOD TO SNOW YOUR NAME
>REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754037
>Asuka Kunochi
>Yagyuu Kraken
>Hibari Wererabbit
>Hikage Lamia
>Homura Salamander
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754032
I want a kikimora in my harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754048
>Kunoichi

Isn't that redundant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754061
Pretty redundant and boring but seeing how plain Asuka is compared to the rest of the cast it suits her quite nicely.

At least she gets knife ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754048
>Dai is a Jinko

Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754032
I just want a Kiki waifu and a single Kiki daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Monster Girl Onee-san I can recite the opening scene to The Dark Knight Rises with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754087
Would she be a big girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW despite being one of the best "cosplay" level girls, Kunoichi has no art
>You will never be Shadow Clone orgy'd by your waifu and have to find the real one by fucking all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754090
For me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754068
And a tail and wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754097
That dog girl is getting taken home for belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754097
Regular Goblins have basically zero art too. We have one of her hugging some guy's leg and one from KC that includes monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754120
They literally have a small comic you faggit.

Also they have that picture of Spice and Goblin sitting on a giant boar trading caravan thing by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753473
Are Inklings/Octolings considered Monster Girls? They come from a time where humans no longer exist.

Also, I want to see Scylla or Kraken (What other cephalopod MGs are there?) playing in the turf wars with Inklings. It would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754128
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754131
>>13754131

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adviaRAxJ5s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754128
Bad memory and forgetting to save things strikes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754041
>Let's Break the Ice
>COOL PARTY
>LET'S KICK SOME ICE
>Mindflayer kills herself
>Well wasn't a very ice thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754118
Followed by making that tummy even chubbier with some medium-rare cooked steak for her right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754041
>>13754139
>careful of not getting a brain freeze

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the harem master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754148
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754148
You need to be strong to be the Harem Master.
You need to be able to subdue an Ushi-Oh without her seal, Vampire when she's on her High, hundreds of Ants to reach the Queen/Princess, all of which can lift 10X their body weight, Martial Arts Jinkos, and of course you need to bitch slap Mari and Dreulla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754148

I want to have tantalizing Izuna Drop sex with a Kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754143
Yes, she's getting a big ol' steak, some garlic mashed potatoes, and a few steamed veggies followed by belly rubs in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754157
I wonder if there are men out there that train to become the ultimate "rape grapplers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754148
I want to have a harem of obeisant Khepri that serve me day and night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754167

>As a boy, they knew him as the MAN-ticore
>As a father, his daughterus knew him as "lunch"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754148
I want to be the milk king!

[Anonymous No.]

Would slime from a normal Slime taste like blue raspberry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754175
>lunch

Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754170
Do you have them put tape over their creampie filled pussies, that way when you order them around they are in perpetual arousal over your sperm fermenting their womenhood??

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if, one day, you and your waifu were putting your daughteru to bed, and she asked for a bedtime snack?
And then you feel your waifu's hand rubbing at your crotch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754179
If you add the right flavoring, sure.

Just don't try to taste her during or after sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754181
No I order them to eat each other out after as clean up. Got to put that semen to good use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754178
You've got some competition there man.
No one has yet unified the milk men since the golden days of 1950.
Now they are scattered and isolated, pockets of health bringers raging against the flat chested and the lactose intolerant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754180
He makes them lunch every day.
So the youngest two always heard "Yay! Daddy's lunch!" and started thinking that their sisters were saying that dad's name was lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754183
ERECT!

>daughteru can't go to sleep without sucking your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754183
Everybody knows that the best Holstaur milk comes from when her and her husband are fucking, sure it might take a while but that's what we're feeding her so that she grows up big and strong like her mother.
>>13754193
I wont stop until we are all united once more! I don't care how long it takes, what hardships I have to go through! I will usher in a new golden age of health for all women, and bones of adamantium for all men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754183
Make her some cookies and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754208
This lewd talk made me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754208
Ryouna's such a turboslut, I'm not sure if she'd make a better Werewolf or an oppai Fallen Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754215
>art
>fucking the wife while she breastfeeds the daughteru

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754208
Lewdest Senran

Would spank

>>13754215
Then go forth Anon, unite the milk men onece more!
But be careful, some have abandoned our ways and fallen to the gravest of heresies.
Soy Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754224
Oppai dark angel while her sister is a flat angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754224
She's a hardcore M, so any of the rapebait girls. Maybe a jorougumo, since she'd be down for being broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754238
>flat

Fuck off Miraifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754224
>Ryona wendigo, hinezumi, alice, kikimora, elf, houri, honeybee

BABY YES.

Still mad they took her track from youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754244
Just telling it like it is Anon, just telling it like it is.

>Mirai is werecat
>Kat is a tentacle
>Haruka is a succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754240
Cockatrice is perfect then, she even has the white feathers.
>"Chase me chase me~"
>"Aaah I wonder what you'll do when you catch me"
>"Maybe all kinds of naughty stuff, how scary"
>She gets so caught up in her fantasies she runs into a tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754254
>Still mad they took her track from youtube.
At least there's the option to listen to it in the sound menu but having to boot up the vita for it is annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754260
>Runs into a tree
>Just gets her off more

Her sister should really be a ghost though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754260
Face down, ass up at the base of the tree, eyes in spirals while anon undoes his belt. I wish to see this drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754157

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754269
My god you're right, the tree would just please her more. There's no way not to turn her on, even ignoring her counts as neglect play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754276
I want to run from a lilim while she has what I think is murder in her eyes, only for her to catch me and straddle me, sneering down at me, saying how's she's going to eat me. Then I want to black out and find her trounced at my feet, her vagina dribbling cum while she shudders and spasms uncontrollably. Then I go home and have Honey Nut cheerios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754289
Yeah, although I imagine too much neglect play would make her think she's been cast aside or forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754183
I don't know, man. I wouldn't really want to, but considering she would probably be a zombie, it would also start her on her way to becoming a Wight. Fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754276
I want to invent an extreme sport based on making a Lillim as pissed off as possible and then running away and keeping teasing her while you escape, and how good you do is based of how hatefully she rapes you, managing to escape being a perfect score and being gently raped the worst score you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everyone, this is "The Bro King finds you a waifu." anon from the last thread reporting in to answer a couple questions.

>Did you mean harpy, lamia, and Scylla as in the species, or as in the families?
The families, your scylla can be a kraken without upsetting me in the slightest. The personalities I described will however override the species specific behaviours, no matter how brilliant or hard-boiled the harpies you choose are they will still be ditzy enough to be cute.

>Bells and whistles? Wot.
By bells and whistles I meant non-human limbs suitable for hugging like wings, tentacles, and tails. (assuming that the tails are being used as legs like a lamia)

I'll start working on the next page before TOO long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754271
There is a way, you'd have to be nice to her, waking her up every morning with a smile, making breakfast or her, and walking hand in hand with her to school, letting everyone see how close you are. Then you'd sit with her and her friends, that you encouraged her to make, and tell them how much you love her and how much she means to you while kissing her cheek. When she falls while playing soccer during P.E., you'd run to her and worriedly check her over, she'd insist that she's fine but you'd carry her to the infirmary, not leaving her side for one second, and cuddling her after the nurse leaves, telling her how you never want to see her get hurt, and how you'll protect her always. When shool's out, you give her a piggyback ride back home, not taking no for an answer.

If she doesn't want to murder you by then or cries into her pillow every night in frustration, I don't know what'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754319
meant for >>13754289
>>13754297

[Anonymous No.]

>When you inadvertently get your best friend to Alp out

It's all your fault for protecting their smile when they were bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/aFK0QnTU
>The Girl from the Meat Dimension

An Abominable secretary is trapped in an elevator with his hunky boss when the lights go out.

With that my one-shot queue is empty. For regular characters we have upcoming:
Loli-Oni's Tarabul vacation
Old Faggot Cat in purring blowjobs
Lich in minimal-energy kuudere / necrophilia sex roleplay / experiment

And something that I haven't quite decided how to do yet, Summer get-together at Dragon's new bathhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
Oh goddess, this needs to be purged so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754346
>his

COME AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754319
Now that's just cruelty and not the sexy kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
I protected your smile, I can make it go away forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754352
It's mistyped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342

Got a sad panda for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
in a?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754358

Shhhh. Just let it happen.

Not even a fake vagina, she's got ovaries now and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
Woah woah woah, what's the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754373
>just let it happen

No, you know why? Cause I'm not a fucking alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754364
http://exhentai.org/g/831103/62c53d6a77/

It's futa. She's still got a penis. Just warnin' ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
>yandere alp.png
Oh god no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754380

>MFW I just now looked it up because I had a feeling it was z-ton from the face

Welp, I can still fap to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
>Futa
God

Damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754381

Will do ya one better. Yandere Alp Lilim.

There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754387
There's no way a normal vulva could be that puffy. There's obviously an onahole in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754387
KC needs to go back and finish this.

Is that a floating eye behind her or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754290
>>13754304
I want to run so fast that I go around the world and bop the Lilim on the top of her head, and as she begins to fall I go around the world again and bop her in the face to knock her back up, then accelerate, faster and faster until I bop a Lilim in every conceivable directions all at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754390
Which MG has the puffiest vulva?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754380
>futa

You ever been raped with a chainsaw you little fuccboi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754394
I want to fuck a Succubus at the speed of light!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754395
Werewolf obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754395
Succubutts.

>>13754394
That you Zell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754394
>>13754399
Anons, you're going to get absorbed into the Speed Force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754346
Damn, you really know how to make Abominations appealing.
>Old Faggot Cat in purring blowjobs
Wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754373
>>13754342
>hey guys, check out this alp!
>By the way "she" still has a dick
>naw, it's totally not gay, she has a womb too, totally kosher, it's a feminine penis

I hate you people so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754400
I want to dom a Werewolf so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754400
I want to give my Werewolf waifu a brand new collar as an engagement gift!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754380
>>13754417

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
Time to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754380
It's just not the same...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754346
Nice job with it. Abominations are so nice. Also, looking forward to more of the Lich. Sounds like it will be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
Such a shame he decided to make it futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754417
I'm so tired of seeing dick on women. Especially since a lot of western sites don't bother to tag futa on anything so it's always mixed in and there's so goddamn much of it

Are futafags rich like furries and can afford to commission all this shit or what? I can sort of understand it when they use the dick to fuck another girl but most of the time it's just hanging out there for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754415
>>13754437
Abominations are lovely. I just want to kiss a horrorifice and maybe put my dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754442
Most furries aren't rich, just bad with money, blowing all their disposable income and then some more on their fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754442
Awful lot of faggotry going around these days. The purge can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754342
No futa on male

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754447
I want to make an abomination feel like the prettiest human girl and give her plenty of lil' horrors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754461
I want to fondle and grope an Abomination's slim body all over in her wedding dress after the ceremony and have handholding clothed sex that leads to the conception of our first child with her still wearing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Slimegirl anal-urethral ourouborus is here.

Slimebutt guy, sorry it took so long.
Everyone else, sorry for making this.
To the people who actually read it, sorry it's so shit.

http://pastebin.com/geKSmsg9

I encourage and appreciate criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754468
I never thought this day would come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754468
I'd just like to be the first to slip "Kill Yourself" into your suggestion box.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls would you like to fight the most? In what setting/circumstances/conditions?

I want to oil wrestle with an ogre.
Knife fight a kunoichi in the pale moonlight.
And take on a lizargirl with both swords and fists, in the scorching dessert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754467
I want to feel an Abomination's belly as her spawn grow inside of her, just waiting for the day they will be born into this world of meat and metal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754472
Neither did I. It was almost, but not quite, a whole year ago that I promised this. I lost patience with it quite a few times, started over, and left it in the hopes that I might get a second wind.
At least it's done now, I suppose.

>>13754474
Y-you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754468
I ain't clicking that shit nigga. Meditate on your sin you walking pile of trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754481
I want to cuddle my Abominable daughter when she comes home from school even after she starts getting embarrassed by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754478
A salamander back when we are both children, we would be both rough motherfuckers and she would be kinda tomboy, we would fight in the most nosebleeding fight a child can perform and after that i would befriend her when we each recognize the other's strenght and i would be grounded for a week for coming home bloodied as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754478
The Monster Lord and all of her daughters, in the study room, with the candle holder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754484
In my defence, it is rather more vanilla than one might expect of it, considering what transpires within.

But if you want, I'll get back to writing 100% vanilla things with dog-girls, wolfgirls, and anubi soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754495
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754495
>But if you want, I'll get back to writing 100% vanilla things with dog-girls, wolfgirls, and anubi soon enough.
I'm not him, but you very much should. This wasn't nearly in the same tier as some of the other shit people have done, so you can still be redeemed. If you think you need to be, at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>your Anubis childhood friend will never watch your wed an Apophis while crying bitch-tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754495
The comibination of second-person narration and a named character is p. dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754490
>spoiler

I impaled and my arm in a fishing spear someone left lying around, because I hopped a fence, and fell, trying to make it home earlier after school, because my mom was on my case about how long it took me to get home. I didn't notice because of the impact of the fall, so I stood up and tore open my arm. The first thing my cunt of a mother did when she saw me was hit me and chide me.

Still mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754507
>wed an Apophis
Immersion broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754507
You're right, because I'm going to marry the Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754495

You can't ever top how repetitive and vanilla I am faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754491
HOROHOROHO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754442
I can't tell you how many good pics have been ruined by futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754516
What would the Anubis do in that situation. Obviously she has to defer to her queen's preferences & judgement, but then she loses the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754468
Hot. Thanks for actually doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754402
If I can Bop a Lilim hard enough that she learns about Tada No Ningen then I am fine with that!

[Anonymous No.]

I have the urge to give a hobgoblin breasts so big she can use them like a mattress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754526
The worst thing is that most good drawers are futafags.

I already lost counts of how many times i have seen promising doujins with good covers and good designs only to be ruined with that fucking tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754506
Obviously I'm biased, because I'm speaking for myself, but I don't think it's that bad. I didn't write it to incite any drama, or cause any controversy, or stir any hugboxes.
I wrote it because one person wanted it, and I wrote it in such a way that other people might still be able to enjoy it. At least, I hope I did.
I'm sure there's a few people who'll react strongly without ever even parsing the contents, but I can't really help that.

>>13754509
How so?
It's not a character I think I'll use again. I just gave the slimegirl a name as an easy way to identify her, and another way to refer to her. And I use second person narration in smut pieces for the sake of immersion.

>>13754522
I can always try.

>>13754529
You're welcome. Thanks for reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754528
She never made a move on the dick, so it's her own fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754543
>How so?
It's jarring when "I'm" some guy with a clear history with someone I've never heard of. I wouldn't use second person outside greentexts, honestly. It works when it's a simple fantasy, not when it's a complete scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754495
>Back to writing anubi
Yes. Always good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754507
>Marry an Apophis
>In favor of a Childhood Friend Anubis
Words cannot describe how blasphemous this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754550
Fair enough. Like I said, I write that way for the immersion, but you're right in that one of the tradeoffs is an expectation for the reader to conform to a role they don't even know about.

Maybe in the future, I should dedicate a few sentences to setup, so a reader can more easily insert. Think that would help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754387
I want to cuddle and marry the Alp Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754579
Lilim slut, pls. They are embodiments of immense power and lust not your personal dakis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754579
I want to fatten and snuggle an Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754582
I say they can be both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754582
I want to hold hands and build an emotional bond and connection with that lovely embodiment of immense power and lust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754564
>Think that would help?
Not really, I think the problem in the dissonance is inherent here - there's a reason you rarely see real writers do second person narratives, and even then it's mostly the postmodernist crowd. I myself wouldn't do it outside something like correspondence-form story, which is something I've thought about trying out sometime.

I mean, you can try if you're really married to the idea or love writing second-person, but I don't think it's gonna make a big difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754582
That's exactly why I want to use one as my personal daki. It's like raping pure girls is more fun than raping used-up sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754594
Can't you just settle for fucking her every which way until she has your seed leaking out from every conceivable orifice? You know, like normal. None of this deviant shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754543
Yeah, I'm not going to read it myself, so I can't say if it really is all that bad either, but I've definitely heard worse ideas here. If anything, this one sounds like it would be hilarious. Not arousing in the least, but hilarious. At any rate, I'm looking forward to you going back to the vanilla stuff. Like the husky one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754603
I'm going to sneak up behind this yandere alp lilim and hug her tightly and say that she's the most important person in my life and I want to always be at her side! I want us both to be each other's personal dakis! I want to take her on romantic sunset dates and cuddle as slow calming music plays in the background!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754516
>>13754556
>an Anubis finally musters the courage to rid of her pridefulness and confess to her childhood friend
>fantasizes about starting a family with him on the way to his bedroom, only to overhear his, and the the Pharaohs moans
>peers through the crack of the door in despair before running back to her room in tears of fury
>contemplates to overthrow the Pharaoh in revenge, and reclaim her childhood friend with the help of the Apophis
>the Anubis helps the Apophis sneak in, and directs her to the Pharaohs boudoir
>her beloved man is snoozing in bed with the Pharaoh, causing the Anubis to outright snap
>not before the Apophis injects both her, and the Pharaoh with her venom of course
>the Anubis curses the Apophis' betrayal as the obsessive grapesnake molests her childhood friend in front of her
>at this point, the Pharaoh is no more than a mindless drone, drooling from the pleasure inflicted by the Apophis' venom
>meanwhile, the Anubis wakes up from her horrible nightmare to discover that she conked out during a yandere horror movie with her boyfriend, and that her dream was a farce

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754610
You disgust me and deserve to be thrown into the Dark Matter pit to contemplate your actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754616
Be careful! He might try to hug the Dark Matters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754543

You really can't top me as far as ad nauseastic writing and pure french vanilla writing goes. So feel free to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754584
Delicious pudge. Sweaty bronze skin. Thick, plush fur. Soft, squeezable thighs, and squishy pawpads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754616
That's fine, I'll hod the Dark Matter's hand and tell it that I'll be her lifelong friend and we can just sit next to each other and talk about our personal feelings, hopes, and dreams for the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754611
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754627
>friendzoning the Dark Matters
Disgusting. You should have gentle, kissy, cuddly, handholdy slow sex with her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754630
I would have gone the full NTR route, but then I'd feel like shit, and I'm not even into Anubutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754627
When the revolution comes, your kind will be the first one to have packs of pent up, sexually frustrated Alps sicked on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW being literally out of ideas for MGs and scenarios

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck an Anubis like a bitch in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754637
I'm not friendzoning her, but you can't just have sex on the first meeting! You have to build up an emotional connection and slowly let it lead to a romantic relationship!

>>13754639
It's fine, I'll tell every Alp that comes after me that she's a lovely special girl who deserves to be made happy and loved everyday! I'll take the Alps and spoil and love each one in the pack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754626
Yeah, would be nice.
Could be better.
Could be bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Write a three-way slimegirl anal-urethral-mouth ourouborus.

I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
There's plenty of mgs there have hardly been used for stories. You could try reading their profiles and getting ideas from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Thugdere oni teaching her childhood friend how to workout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Write a Jinko and Oni becoming fat so they can Sumo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754648
>Invite your haughty CC Anubis Boss over
>"YOU HAVE TO DRINK ALL THIS MILK"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Write about yandere Lava Golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Write something involving Parasite Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
When I write a story they tend to be sparse on details which annoys me personally.

Oh yeah I guess I kinda procrastinate a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754655
Trader, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754664
>Went to TraderAnon's CYOA
>Expect Weight Gain
>He doesn't do Weight Gain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754647
You can't just tame Alp rape packs like that! It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
>>13754658
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Beelzebub Kikimora roommates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
>TFW I can still come up with numerous scenarios but never actually do anything with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754668
I had a weight gain idea planned, but you guys didn't go down the path to get to it.
Also you know it would have to win the poll anyway right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Weresheep fashion designer who makes products purely out of wool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754680
Look at that poor Siberian Tiger, she just wants some nice steak and that man is forcing veggies down her throat, to the point she's crying.
So cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754675
>Kikimora butt filled with eggs
I mean she's no Paladin, but this sounds pretty amazing. She could blackmail and browbeat her into taking the ovipositor up her tight, retentive anus in exchange for the Beelz not messing up the apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754643
Write about HEALTHY LACTATING EGYPT MONSTERGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754687
If she wanted to be happy, she shouldn't have been born a tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754690
>Girty and Sandworm
>Healthy and milky
Proceed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754656
>You will never have a Haughty Monster Girl that bullies you
>You will never get revenge by making her drink extreme Hathor Milk, making her gain and gain pounds until she's the healthiest girl in school
>She gets bullied hard and mocked
>She's now lower on the social ladder than you are
>She still tries to hold her head high, but even the Otaku Cyclops point and mock her gigantic breasts, huge ass, thick thighs that practically leak from her thigh-highs, and pudgy belly that pokes slightly from her school uniform

What would be the next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754689
>Kikimora butt filled with eggs
That's the stuff. A cute Kiki writhing around, panting and trying to keep the eggs from spilling out from her overpacked bowels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754611
>Spoiler
And all is right with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754689
>>13754703
This shit is more >>>/d/ than the milk stuff going on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754703
>Kiki maid gets used as an incubator for her Master and Beelzebub Mistress' fertilized eggs when he doesn't like butt stuff
>Every day she struggles to do her duties without dropping any of the eggs
It's even better if she has a crush on Master and agreed to take the eggs so she can almost have his children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754708
This is what happens when you deal with the MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754712
Beezlebubs don't even lay their eggs in living organisms though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754671
Yes I can! You can tame any Monster Girl with Bishounen Sparkles, kind words, romance, and a pure heart and intentions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754708
What do you want /d/ tier people to do? Not be creepy, disgusting faggots?

I mean, come on, guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754710
>Kiki maid gets used as an incubator for her Master and Beelzebub Mistress' fertilized eggs
I'm not much for taking advantage of a poor Kiki's devotion like that. The mental image of one wobbling around with a lumpy belly swollen with eggs is nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754720
I'd expect them to actually do it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754697
Easy,
I date her, wife her, and keep her hefty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754697
Make her into my sex slave now that she looks like a Rocket Monkey girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754731
Do you still let her attempt to keep her haughty nature, or do you completely break that down and make her a submissive girl who begs for the cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754697
>Do this to that werewolf 'alpha'
>Call her Chubbs Mckenzie
>Giver her puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754741
I let her keep her haughty nature just a bit so rhat when she's trying to Dom me her dress will split or panties tear, stopping her cold so I can turn the tables.
Maybe get her a bit bigger too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754753
Damn good tastes. Haughty bitches having their figure completely ruined and that delicious suffering when she tries to be haughty only to fail because of her weight is amazing.

I don't even know why I like it so much considering I'm a huge femdomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754762
Maybe you're a switch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754718
Kimi Ni Todoke but with monsters
http://i.imgur.com/hGpRXRd.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754762
That and the adorable pouting afterwards as you tell them not to worry about it, unafraid of her.

>Chunky faggot cat pouting as I scratch behind her ears, mad that I'm not intimidated any more while her belly button peeks through a gap in her uniform
>Can't stop herself from purring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754768
I want to touch Sadako, if you know what I mean. With my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753818
>Gimme some of that eternal heavenly reward after death instead.
Gotta bomb some infidels first

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754689
>>13754703
kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754658

As if I can write about yandere anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754787
you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754791
Not that hard.
>Yandere Wurm holding her husband close and doing that thousand yard stare at anyone who comes near
>Their Yandere daughter is wrapped around the gallon of ice cream in the freezer and doing the same stare as her mother towards anything that comes near the ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock, anyone?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51354173

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754794
>>13754787
Guys....
Hathor Milk AND Beelzebub eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754800
Part of every healthy breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754799
>More Jabberwock
>White one
eeeeh I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754800
I want to inject milk into an egg and see how a milk slime hatches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754799
Why are Jabberwocks the best dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754798

Yeah but I mean.

Really?

You guys saw how bad I am at yandere yesterday, when it was fucking unintentionally yandere dialogue wise with a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754799
>Image are NOT allowed to be used on other websites without permission.
Ahahahaha. Don't upload them to a public site then, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754815
I didn't see what you did yesterday.
Either way you should learn from your mistake instead of just never doing something again just because you failed, like Alp or some Canadian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754809
They're not, vanilla a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
As much as I like Wocks, and stay up at night wondering just what the Wock is cooking, I really prefer Vanilla Dragons over the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
NON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
That is correct. Vanilla Dragons a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
That is incorrect. Jabberwocks are the superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
Wocks would make great older sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754513
Gotta grow some backbone son. Some sarcastic as fuck backbone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754845
>>13754849
>>13754853
>>13754864
>being this wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
They really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754869

YANDERE.

JABBERWOCK.

NOT!TULPA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754869
>older sisters
Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754877
Omit the tulpa shit and it's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754879
>Not wanting a jabberwock Onee-san that loves her cute little brother more then anything in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754836
Wocks are second, vanilla is king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754799
>Images are not allowed to be used on other websites without permission
Fuck the police, don't tell me what to do.

That makes two white Jabberwocks lately though, I hope this isn't a trend.

[Anonymous No.]

Terrible writefag here.
What do you want me to write next?

Something involving a kejourou?
More huskygirl stuff, involving sports and wrastling?
Or a succuvirus story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754869
>Older Sister
As if Jimmy could ever get Jabberwock to call him her little brother.
Or be his prom date despite being like 6-7 years older than he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754869
Wocks can suck my dick. Paizuri and big meaty claw jobs are fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
Succuvirus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754885
>being a baby who needs his big sis to clean his diaper
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
Something about Lava Golems
Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754897
>Not wanting a big lovely woman who just wants to make you happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754703
>She has to take a nap to deal with the fatigue brought on by the encumbrance
>Wakes to the Beelzebub room mate snoozing next to get, hugging her egg-laden belly like some kind of expectant mother
>Schlicks as she gets the kiki to lie in the shower and pass the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
VIRUS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
I could go for some succuvirus or kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754901

The fuck is with you people and Lava Golems

[Anonymous No.]

Monoeye riding a monocycle when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
Succuvirus, there's a lot that could be done with the concept but so little actual stories based off it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754897
>[broad generalization]
[meme]

Why do people do this? It's like adding cuck to the end of something and expecting it to validate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
Digital succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
Gonna have to go with the Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754906
>not being the one to make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754925
You already make her happy just by being you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754917
Is this your first day on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754913
They're somehow gaining more attention, not that I mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
Succuvirus, she must be lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754932
I still want my milky white, lactating molten marble lava golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754930
Nope, I just had an epiphany after all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754915
Monoeye tying to act tough by becoming a biker only to constantly fail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754932
They're pretty magmanimous
They're very lavash with they're lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754932

The problem is that there's only a certain amount of environments that you can find them in and it limits the story potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754929
Spoken like a true lazy sub.

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious Brown > Blueberry/Grape Surprise > Vanilla White

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754806
quickie.
>>13754889
Exactly, I do what I want and I want brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754946
You can find them all over the world, you just need a convincing reason to be thousands of kilometers under the earth's crust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754949
Yes.
>>13754950
More yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754948
I just want someone to honestly and truly love me for who I am, not what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754951
You're with a team of Dwarves digging for the sake of digging while also searching for lava to fill their moats.
Boom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754950
Good sir, you come from God in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754946
I'd imagine that they'd be essential in magitek based societies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754961
>The dwarves were lava golems in disguise all along, luring you into their underground palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754960
Then you should've been born a woman. Men have no value beyond what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754965
I'd prefer the idea they were just regular Dwarves, and that they filled their moat with Lava Golems.
Meanwhile, you sit around as the one that took a liking to you acts like your wife. And little do you know, there are two cats in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754892
apsara breastfeeding

[Anonymous No.]

>This monster girl has no yandere art but should
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754967
That's because the jews and the feminists made it that way so they have a disposable worker that will benefit them and die when they're not needed. Are you saying you support the NWO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754468
This was a pretty fun read. I liked that you spent time explaining all the small details about Rosylyn, cementing her more as an actual Slimegirl and not a "girl who happens to be a slime". Seems to me like that's a pitfall writefags here fall in too often.

There are some small errors scattered about, mostly plurals where there shouldn't be or the occasional missed word, but it didn't detract much from the story. A little polish and she'll be good as gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754975
What, like, just lava golems? An empty trench with a buncha molten girls walking around? Or did they fill it in with actual lava too? Man lava would be so fucking practical for smithing and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754980
Pharaoh.
Lilim.
Lich.
Holst
Wyvern.
Jabberwock.
Mino.
Kraken.
Scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754981
As much as I blame these two groups, one look at nature will answer all your questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754991
I used to think like you, until some one pointed out how stupid it is to compare such an unnatural species with nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754950
Doing god's work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754987
Lava Golems, with a bit of lava for them to play around in.
A Lava Golem would aid in smithing, like how a Dragon would.

[Anonymous No.]

Lava golems could probably shift their mass around, and alter their appearance for stealth purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754994
>unnatural species
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755003
Not him, but can you name off another species on earth that's both sapient and sentient?

That's why we're unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755002
Unlike a Scylla, and possibly a Kraken, they wouldn't be very good at being stealthy unless they stayed in a volcano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754951

So basically it's impractical to write about them like I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755005
Godzilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754997
>A large dwarven kingdom dug into the side of the mountain, with lava motes and lava girls, and glacies spirits in the snow capped peaks to keep the place pleasantly cool

>>13755003
You're posting on an advanced piece of technology in a dimension that doesn't physically exist. You're wearing synthetic materials and don't have to hunt for your food. We ain't natural bruh. We've surpassed nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755005
We're still part of nature, and like with most other species, females are more "valuable".

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up sick as a dog on the day you're supposed to move into your new apartment
>Most of your stuff was already sent over, but you haven't been by to unpack yet
>You clumsily stuff everything you can into your car and make the drive over, deciding that you'll just crash and unpack when you feel better
>You get there, almost collapse twice going up the stairs, open your door, shuffle in and collapse on onto the floor with the blanket and pillow you dragged with you from the car
>You woke up at about 6pm, and you didn't know if you were hallucinating from the fever or what, but you swear someone was taking care of you
>A woman, she smelled nice
>She was humming, she seemed motherly, didn't get a look at her though
>You fell asleep again in short order
>This time you woke up at about midnight, and you were a little more lucid
>You got up out of bed and-
>Wait, you didn't set your bed up yet, how did this happen?
>You don't feel well enough to think about it too much, you need to use the bathroom
>You shuffle there, take a piss and shuffle back
>Should get a glass of water, where did you pack your- there's a glass of water sitting on a box next to your bed
>Was that there when you got up?
>You're still too sick to think too hard about it
>You down the glass and flop back onto the bed
>Just as your consciousness starts to fade, movement registers on the other side of the room
>You wake up in the morning still feeling like death, and there's some soup sitting on the box where the water was last night
>Someone props you up as you're still processing what's in front of you
>Once again, you don't get a look at them, but you can tell it's a woman again
>She doesn't say anything, but she sits behind you and reaches around to feed you the soup
>When you finish eating, she leans you back onto her lap and starts to gently rub your head
>You're finally able to see her, but you're so out of it that you can't focus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754950
>>13754952
>>13754962
>>13754996
I might as well commit and do the other two since it's just cropping a bit of the brown that was added.

https://imgur.com/a/mk3Az

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755015
>We've surpassed nature.
Right, I'll remind you of that the next time you wipe your ass after shitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755005
Cetaceans and **Octopi** are incredibly smart.

**There's a reason Lovecraft feared the Ocean Depths.**

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754990
Personally I think the more warm/gentle/devoted ones are better for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755018
>females are more "valuable"
>In a MGE setting
You didn't think this through did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755020
>All you can really make out is messy, chin length blonde hair
>Sleep takes you again before you get too worked up about it
>You were out for almost 16 hours this time, and thankfully it seems like your fever broke
>You don't feel like everything is spinning anymore either, nor does your whole body hurt
>It's still a couple days before you're fully recovered, and you never saw that woman again
>Woman? Women? How many of them were there? Were they even real or did you imagine it all?
>Once you're feeling 100%, you get started on unpacking everything and setting things up
>As you're putting your TV stand together, you hear a knock at the door
>When you answer it, you're met by three women
>Triplets, by the looks of it
>Petite, blonde hair, red eyes
>Dhampirs
>The middle one was holding a big pot
>They greeted you, told you that they were your neighbors and asked if they could come in
>Turns out the pot held beef stew, they brought it over along with new curtains as a housewarming gift
>You sat and ate with them while they talked
>They told you about the neighborhood, about things to do in town, etc
>They asked you if you were feeling better too
>You ask how they knew you were sick, you hadn't seen or spoken to anyone since you got here
>"Because we too-" began one of the girls, before she was stopped by a quick elbow to the side
>"Because you look all washed out" another said
>The pieces all fell into place, they were the ones who nursed you
>It's kind of weird that they want to keep that a secret though
>Oh well, you'll play along
>"Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better now, thank you for asking"
>One of them giggles a little, and another tells you that they're always around if you need anything
>She drew out the world anything a little bit, and you're pretty sure you caught her meaning
>You're going to like it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755023
Nigger, I'm not going to sew my asshole shut and attach tubes to my intestines just to prove you wrong. We have subverted nature, yo're just being a stubborn little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755027
>everything is automatically MGE
Neither did you, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755030
Fine, monstergirl setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755029
Well, excuse me Mr. Ubermensch.

I didn't realize how far you've transcended nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755021
I hope a lovely Jabberwock comes and sweeps you off your feet. Just send her friends out way okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755021
Doing gods work son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755035
You're forgiven I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755015
>posting on an advanced piece of technology
That you didn't build.
>You're wearing synthetic materials
Again, no thanks to you.
>don't have to hunt for your food
Not that you could.

Who have you surpassed, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755040
I want to be bullied by Chesires before a mighty romantic Jabberwock scares them away and princess carries me away to her home to make sure I'm OK and offer to let me spend the night there since it's dangerous for a young boy like myself to be out so late. Naturally since it's cold, we'll have to share a bed naked to conserve body warmth, but that should be fine right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755040
Just sign for the package then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754980
>No Lilim yandere to force you into her demon realm so you can never escape
>No Wight yandere to choose you for her future husband when you're just a small boy
>No Pharaoh yandere who secretly forces you into slavery so she can own you
>No Amazoness yandere who keeps you safe and sound in her hut far inside the jungle
>No Kikimora yandere who sabotages any relationship you might have
>No Crow Tengu yandere who has filled books about your habits, personality and history and has hard drives filled with videos and pictures of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755057
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755028
Nice. Dhampirs are pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755054
>yfw there will never be a package for anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755057
>No Crow Tengu yandere who has filled books about your habits, personality and history and has hard drives filled with videos and pictures of you
I'd be more worried that she knows about me, especially all the cringey bullshit I did, things I regret, deep secrets, and embarrassing fetishes I have. I don't want to be judged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754990
You want a yan Holst? Keep her unmilked for close to a month or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755054
Is signing with semen ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755054
I didn't order anything though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755065
Don't worry, she loves everything about you, even the stuff you hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755057
I don't mind the obsessive part, a yan that harms anyone else but me is a good yan in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754990

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755076
I remember what my school taught me. "no light in the eyes don't let her in"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755080
What if she's blind? would you abandon a crippled girl to her luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755073
But I hate a lot, there's a lot to be hateful of. My /d/ tier fetishes, my shit taste in media, and my Chunni fantasies

I'd just ask her to please burn the books and find someone better to stalk and record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755082
Well they did also say "except if she'd blind but you can usually tell between a yandere and a blind person thanks to these helpful slides"

It was the most catch of sayings I will admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755070
Alrighty then. Guess she's leavin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755048
>me
I didn't do shit. I was talking about us as a species, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755080
She's a holst anon! What could possibly go wrong?

Besides she might need help like >>13755082
says. It must be cold outside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755080
And suddenly I'm remembering being told that I can make my brown eyes black...

>>13755076
What's she doing outside in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755082
>literally damaged goods
Plebs be plebbin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the target of affections between a thuggish Wurm and an Ushi-Oni
>Both of whom occasionally butt heads and fight each other trying to win you over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755084
But you're her husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755092
>What could possibly go wrong?

Ever see that yan holst caption story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755100
>Captain
Seriously nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755091
>other people's achievements are also my achievements

Whatever you say, Atlas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755101
No CAPTION.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755028
More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755076
I want hols things like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755115
Didn't this series get axed? If so, that's a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755103
>Whatever you say
Yet I never said that. Are you just being contrarian for the sake of it or something? If you're that bored, go write about polar grizzly girls or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755121
>yandere
>axed
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755115
wow, yan such a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755115
I am too perverted to not mind a qt girl invading my personal space and i'm too much of a social retard to not give a fuck about abnormal social behaviours, so the only turndown for me is that the yan tries to harm me in any way.

Other than that yans are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755115
Pff, my insanity can beat her insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755066

"Where have you been? You haven't milked me lately."
>You're just finishing up work for the day on the farm, the prize hefer Mable's staring at you, her breasts heavily ladened from the milk
"Are you seeing another, younger cow? Is that it? Am I not good enough for you?"
>Start backing away, for every step you take back, she takes one forward
"I won't let anybody but you touch me. Not Javier, not Manuel, and not that fat bastard Higgins. None of them can milk me as softly or as nicely as you."
"I made sure Manuel learned his lesson last time. You remember what happened to him, don't you?"
>Manuel had a shattered knee cap that kept him from working, Mable's chest is heaving now as she sees you back into the wall of the barn
>No, stupid, gotta create some distance
>As you shoot forward, she grabs you with a vise-like grip, yanking you to the floor
>Catching your breath, you see Mable unhooking her coveralls, her swollen breasts toppling out, her nipples already leaking
"Now you're going to milk me. You can't run. I'm -much- stronger than you. I won't be milked by anybody other than the man I love."
>Her nipple is on your lips now
"Go ahead, drink up. Drink up."
>You give one half-assed suck, the milk shooting down your throat in a thick, creamy deluge
>The energy from it is making your cock expand and stand erect, much to Mable's amusement
>She giggles, pressing her breasts into your face when you try to breathe with your mouth
"Oh no. Much more. More."
>You're going to die here, drowning in Holstaur milk
>She's reaching down between her legs to finger herself as she breast feeds you, smiling at you the entire time
>Some minutes later, you're coughing and gagging, trying to recuperate from the massive amount of milk you just swallowed
>Mable rubs her face into your hand, ripping your pants off effortlessly and exposing your rock hard boner to the wind
"We're not done yet <3~"

[Anonymous No.]

I actually enjoy yanderes. Their cute demeanor, their jealousy towards other women, their devotion to their spouse and boundless drive make them productive members of society. And they give me a feeling in my sternum that no other archetype can bring in me. I am not being bound by my Kejourou waifu, who is trying to use my power as a senator to promote a society where affectionate women like her can thrive. It's all fine. Everything's going to be just fine and dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755154
Agreed, the thought that some one out there would bare their fangs to the world for my sake is heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755142
>You're going to die here, drowning in Holstaur milk
That sounds like a great way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755154

>yandere Kejourou

>Then if a man sees them for the first time, he'll never be able to run from their love, which coils around and won't let him go, just like their hair.

Oh yes. though I'm a bit ambivalent on yanderes to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how some of you people can resist the temptation of milking and touching the cow on the spot, i'm shuddering just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755191

I don't have time to touch the cow. I'm on my way to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755142

>She grabs your legs, pulling you upwards halfway and giving a satisfied nod as she puts your feet together
>One of her hands pulls your cock towards her, angling it upwards
"Now, for my reward <3~"
>You begin to ponder her statement and wince as she sits down on your hips with full force, riding you painfully as your body is almost in a C state
>She's moaning, her breasts swinging up and down as she bounces on your cock
"Oh!... Oh! This heat! It won't go down!"
>Her wanton fucking of you is taking its toll on your pelvis and ass, making it feel like if she keeps fucking you this hard that you'll die not of Holstaur milk overload but of a shattered pelvis
>Mable's muscles draw you in farther into her with each thrust and bounce, until she finally climaxes, drenching your cock in her ejaculate
>That's all it took for you, your member pulsing inside of her and shooting all of that high-power seed into her, her body quivering on top of you
>On dismount, your seed drips lewdly from her pussy, some of it falling to the floor
>As if a Minotaur from before the Demon Lord had fucked her raw
"Ahn <3~ My stomach is full..."
>She grabs your ankles and squeezes, hard
>You moan in pain as she looks at you and grins wider
"You're not going to leave me. Ever again, and you're going to milk me every day, and milk our daughter every day until you're old and grey. I won't allow any other hefers near you."
>The pain in your ankles is getting excrutiating now, and as you're begging her to stop
>SNAP!
>Your ankles break, forcing you to scream harder and louder than you ever have before
>Mable contentedly sighs, hugging you to her bosom
"There there, Anon. I'll never desert you. I'll always love you, forever and ever <3~"
>You've forgotten what the outside world was like now, or what the feeling of the dirt between your toes was
>Mable is good to you, and your daughters are good to you
>They have you drink your fill of their fresh milk
>In return for you giving them yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754980
Could this be considered a yan Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755201
>Ankle snapping
My boner died right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755191
She's not a Dragon, Lich, Wight, Mad Hatter, Gnome, Slime, Yukionna, or Lava golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755210

That's the idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755201

>breaking your ankles

nah i'm good thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755154

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755205
No if she looked more like this then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755214
>short hair
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755217
Where's that crazy tumblr girl who made the period blood cupcakes or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755223
NO, GO AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755217
>Hey, did you put your blood on these muffins again?
>yfw you will never be used to it too much that you can ask that casually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755191
I think they're generic and I would rather touch other monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755223
Thanks, now I don feel like eating. Ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755217
>>13755223
Disgusting. No yandere of mine would ever dare invoke my wrath in this manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755232

Do you want to give a Kejourou the B?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755191
Because cows were mean to me as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755237
Fist the B and then raw, bare handed scalp massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755223
No wait it was cookies
http://i.imgur.com/TpitIBT.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755239
>he's never had a cow affectionately lick his face
>he's never played with a calf while mama cow watches over both of you

I feel bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755253
>cuntbarf
Username checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755237
I guess, I'd rather brush the hair of other human looking monsters of middling popularity though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755254
I was always more of a fisherman than a farmer anyways anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755247

And then being wrapped up in her hair while being hugged like her daki on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755254
I though cows tried to kill you if you so much got near her calf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755269
I want be a Glacies' daki and warm her up at night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755262
Fish cant hug you, and want to eat your eyeballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755270
Any animal will fuck your shit up if you go near it's kids right away. Helps to know them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755278
Same for crows, but you still have Crow Tengu sluts who think their waifus wouldn't go 'CAAAW' and peck out their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755285
>tfw my jinko waifu would kill me if she was a real animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgklu52Rus
>that innocent chuff when tiger gets caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755285
Why do you have to pick on my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755292
Because if I can't like my favorite monster girl you can't either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755292
Sorry, I was in a bullying mood. I don't actually have a problem with Crow Tengus.>>13755290

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755285
Is there a single monster in MGE whose mythological version wouldn't kill you horribly or worse. Asparas are goo, essentially, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755296
Mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755296
Amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

jackalcunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755304
Werecat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755310
I would slap this hoe if she got in between me and my tv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755304
Kitsune were fairly benevolent, if you met a hellhound you're already dead, succubi were actually okay if you read the right mythos, lenan sidhe were bros too, weren't they? It's not ALL bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755308
>>13755309
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755296
Come on, man, you're still going at it? Can't you let it go already?

>>13755304
Aren't Kiki pretty tame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755304
Kitsune variants, Elvels, Dwarves, Angels, Succubi and Mermaids not necessarily. Some stuff like Kikimoras and Barometz almost guaranteedly not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755316
Are you being serious right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755304
Merrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755310
A bestest.

Just look'it dem spats. Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755317

Actually, a Leanan Sidhe would drive their victim mad and eventually kill them from draining their life energy.

Not unlike the Abrahamic Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755318
Faggotcat?
Matango?
Manticore?
Parasite slime?

>>13755317
lol no

>>13755315
Anything with were in it's name is usually ill intentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755316
I'd slap an Anubis for no good reason at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755322
>angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755336
Abrahamic succubi were waifu tier. Incubus on the other hand were evil as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755317
Then you've got unicorns, fucking ANGELS so long as you worship the right god in the right way, valkyries (they were ugly as shit but might take you to Valhalla, right? Someone correct me), tsukumogami are fine so long as they were treated well, and most of the beastmen would be animals and, as such, likely to leave you alone so long as they weren't hungry/you weren't fucking with their kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755340
Congratulations, you discovered the quoting function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755321
real Kiki legends aren't of those branch-like limbs who killed you if you didn't do your house chores properly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755310
[chromatic aberration intensifies]

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>>13755304

Kejourou apparently only rarely kill in their original version.

Interestingly aside from giving you some of their hair as a sign of devotion they might tattoo your name on their skin instead.

With Yuki-onna you're pretty fucked. Aside from killing travelers they can also break into homes and freeze everyone while they sleep. Sometimes they fall in love but the odds are against you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755353
About time somebody pointed that shit out.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that white boys prefer the Big Black V?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755327
IF I want sex with a nasty anubis I would just ask. Its annoying as fuck when someone gets in front of the TV when your really watching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755370
She's brown you mong.

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>>13755341

There's a few that are pure evil though, like Samael's four wives, Agra Bat Mahlat, Lilith, Naamah, and Eisheth Zenunim.

It makes me sad though that nobody bothers with anything but Lilith and her daughters because Eisheth is the only explicitly stated to be a soul devouring strumpet.

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>>13755370
If it was true centaurs would get all the cation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755350

They make babies cry in the middle of night or tickle them to make a lazy wife suffer. Also seeing them besets you with misfortune. I think they might also eat you if you're lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755370
That's not black at all. The least you could've given us was some gray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755370
I sure do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755379
Imagine how slutty black dragon sluts would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755370
>Amazons
>Niggers
>Not Manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755386
Black Dragon Sluts are already as slutty as they can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755347

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755388
You're right. Amazons stay with their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755370
Y'know, I keep forgetting she has a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755391
Right. I can't, nor do I want to stop you from being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755395
I keep forgetting they have any succubus features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755217
I'm cool with blood, but I draw the line at rotted vagina wall. Not that MGs have periods anyway. One of the few things KC got right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755379

If the Centaur were one of Z-ton's like Karen i'd dive face first into that horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755400
>no u

Could have put some effort into it but I see you're pure faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is in dire need of more oppai lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755317
Even if someone managed to genocide all lilim and kill the monster lord, your kitsune wouldn't betray you. Fluffy tail is truely the master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755414
I don't even know what you're so upset about. Maybe if you typed up your grievances instead of purely communicating with memearrows and image macros like an autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755417
loli is haram

How about short monster girls with big ass titties aka short stacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755420
>this particular monster I like totally wouldn't revert to being a man eating/killing monster, as ordained by GOD, if the current setting fell

I want to punch you till your eyes swell shut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755429
Even insetting, romances between man and monster happened, they were just rare.

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>>13755420
>Fluffy tail is truely the master race.
Well, that particular brand of fluffy tail is. Others would fuck with you for the hell of it and continue to do so even with the monster lord around.

>>13755429
They wouldn't in the original myth, he's right. With kitsune you might need to worry about the odd prank, but aside from that they were okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755425
I wouldn't mind a shortstack Hellhound that can still pick me up and carry me to bed for snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755424
If you know anything about angels you wouldn't readily put them in the "won't fuck you up" list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755435

>Danukis

I want to snugglefuck one and then use her tail as a dakimakura

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755436
Is it just because I'm tired or is the face more bearable than normal on this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755429
Zipangu girls are noted to be something of an exception.
Other monsters would occasionally fall in love with humans too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755417
I want to carry around an Oppai loli orc
Or Oppai loli anything really

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755446
An anon fixed it, and made it look less scrunched up looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755446
The nose was fixed.

>>13755442
Why is such a good tail on such a shit girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755435
>With kitsune you might need to worry about the odd prank, but aside from that they were okay.
Also, I would assume you wouldn't have to worry about the whole "wife drops her noodles and dissappears innawoods forever" thing either, because you already know everything.

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>>13755439
And if you bothered to read to the end of the sentence you'd note the "not necessarily" appended to it.

If you're such a connoisseur of angelic lore you won't claim that all they ever did was fuck people up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755435
They aren't kitsune like in our world, in the age of the former demon lords, monster kill and eat people, no exceptions.

>pranks

Which could readily end in death, and even if they did not, leading people astray or making them commit mistakes could cost lives, so shove off with this benevolent kitsune bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755453
Angels are neutral, they don't care about anyone, they just carry out God's orders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755460
And that contradicts 'wouldn't necessarily fuck you up' how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755468
Seeing angel's track record of when they do fuck shit up, excuse for thinking you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755479
Operative phrase 'when they do.' And then there are all the times when they come and go, dropping some divine declarations or miracles and everyone lives to tell the tale.

Come on anon, the thread is not dead enough so you have to pretend being a contrarian retard to generate discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755455
>in the age of the former demon lords, monster kill and eat people, no exceptions.
Holsts, ghosts, angels and others say hi. Elves and dwarves illustrate quite well that not everything that's currently a monster girl was always a man eating beast, too. As such it makes little sense to assume that something as benevolent as a kitsune would suddenly become a maneater.

>Which could readily end in death...
I'd contest the use of the word "readily" since pranking comes in a ridiculous number of forms and so many options are close to harmless or at the least non-lethal, but the possibility does exist, I suppose. There's a noticeable difference between death as a result of carelessness and intentionally killing someone to eat them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755370
I want an Amazon to give me headpats and take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755520
I want to be an Amazon's cute little househusband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755450
Oy boyim! Watch your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755493
>when they do

How many instances can you remember of them just dropping some message and leaving? Every time you see some cataclysm happening in the bible, it was an angel carrying out God's will. Sodom and Gommorah, the ten plagues, Job's ordeal (yeah I know, satan, but it counts) what's coming in the apocalypse, nah, angels ain't the rosy cheeked little shits you see at your grandma's house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755522
What if I tell her to fuck off when she asks me to be a househusband? It's not like she would hit me, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755533
>Hitting a man
What kind of Amazon scum would do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755519
Holsts came a bout after the current DL took over. Ghosts have tons of lore of driving people to insanity and death, so even if they didn't eat people, they certainly weren't doing anything good. Dwarves and elves are territorial and would not hesitate anyone who violated their borders. They are monsters, not special or different because you think they're noble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755520
>>13755522
I want you both to be inside your Amazon's hut, with her standing in front of you, declaring she is going to fuck you, and that nothing is going to stop her when this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K07yVtzioI and I F5 the Entire Amazon Villages!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755538
So she can't even make me.

That's good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755545
Well she thinks you're really cute and that you would make a great father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755545
Thoguh she can probably kidnap you to "keep you safe".

Don't worry she's way too stronger than you, she can put up with your struggles in a non-harmful way to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755304
Alps won't kill you, they might kill your (small) livestock and spoil your milk though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755455
>no exceptions.
Actually in one of his recent Q&A bouts, KC mentioned that Human/Monster Relationships did still occur prior to the Succubi Takeover. They were much, much more rare, of course, but not non-existent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755550
And how is she gonna make me clean in a non-harmful way? Oh, not at all?

That's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755548
Whatever man, I'm the CEO of procrastination.

I don't think she thought this all the way through.

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>>13755541
>Holsts came a bout after the current DL took over.
The word used in the profile translation is "evolution," meaning they wouldn't have had nearly enough time to come about after the current DL rose.

>Ghosts
Also have tons of stories where they do good or nothing worse than giving spooks.

>They are monsters, not special or different because you think they're noble.
No, they're special and different because the guy who made the setting treats them specially and differently. Monsters weren't all blood and gore pre-DL, just mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755548
Oh, she should stop. She knows compliments are my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753349
I want the Lilim that's been mayor for over a hundred years to have a hostile takeover of your company, trump you up on false charges and sentence you to a year in the stocks, to be used as a cumdump by faceless men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755565
That's the point. She'll hug and kiss you and whisper nice things into your ears until you're red in the face and have heart pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755567
You know, I wonder what having creatures that can live for hundreds if not thousands of years would do to terms lengths and limits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755524
Off the top of my head:
Zacharias was visited by angels multiple times, none of which resulted in more than him receiving messages regarding the future.
Gideon had at least one angelic visitation, the same guy who had the gall to request miracles. And the good luck to get what he asked for.
Peter, Paul and Elijah were all comforted and helped by angels during moments of hardship, imprisonment, drifting in a storm and about to die in the wastes respectively.
And of course the whole informing Mary and Joseph that they're about to get saddled with the son of God.

Just because you don't remember the occasions when an angel's appearance wasn't accompanied by some cataclysmic event or great loss of lie it doesn't mean they aren't there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755571
>heart pupils
>on a guy
Heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755584
If a man doesn't have heart pupils, he isn't being loved hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755447
>>13755563
>monster from Not!japan are different from the rest

I smell bullshit.

>they wouldn't have had nearly enough time to come about after the current DL rose.

It's been thousands of years since the DL came to power.

>Monsters weren't all blood and gore pre-DL, just mostly

Like I'm going to trust the word of the master of consistency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755584
>Cute submissive house husbands
>Not having heart pupils for their loving dominant wives
Their wives must be doing something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755559
>no DE to protect you during sex
>see men as prey on a more literal level than now

That's not exactly comforting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755588
>>13755592
No, heart pupils should be girls only.

I will go on a quest to vanquish all guys with heart pupils, if I must.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat-bottomed Harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755556
They sit on your chest while you sleep and drain your life in some versions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755599
they don't make the rockin world go round anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755597
Considering the original function of monsters were to cull humanity, it's a kind of a wonder that unions like that even occurred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755598
What are you, sexist? Are you saying that the only girls should be able to reach Heart Pupil levels of pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755598
I don't know, a big strong girl loving their husband until he has heart pupils doesn't sound that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755605
I thought it was implied that before the DE, some monsters would take men as breeding slaves, and then, very rarely they would love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755605
>unions

I don't buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755608
They are unnatural, and must be removed.

But know that I do this with a heavy heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755616
>breeding slaves

This seem more likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755618
Well I have a dream! I dream of a world in which both men and woman, man in monster can share the happiness of heat pupils! A world where anyone can be loved hard enough to have heart pupils without shame! A world in which making your lover shiver with joy and redden in the face is just as important as your own needs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755599
But anon, that might not be aerodynamically viable!

[Anonymous No.]

Though the relationship with a pre-Succubus demon lord would be the shittest of shit.

According to the Q&A after the new demon lord got everyone to transform into lustful girls if someone had a previous relationship with a monster they too would become girls along with their wives.

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>>13755591
>I smell bullshit.
KC's done a surprisingly good job of not showing too much bias, but would it really be that surprising to see a Japanese man showing some favor to Not!Japan?

>It's been thousands of years since the DL came to power.
Evolution takes millions. You might've been able to do some hard selective breeding in that time, but that's not what was stated.

>Like I'm going to trust the word of the master of consistency.
You realize that works both ways, right? Once again we're all choosing to follow KC's word as law when we like it what it causes and call it shit when we don't. Again though, given the base myth it really doesn't make sense to assume they suddenly became maneaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755633
That will forever remain a dream. I shall see to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755599
>You will never look up and see that on a crash course with your face.
Good, I'd hate to need to constantly watch the sky whenever I walk somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755616
Yeah, I was referring to the loving relationship part being rare if ever occurring. I honestly can't remember anything about the breeding slaves stuff, but if the old tentacle forest made use of humans, it might not have been the only thing to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755644
>Evolution takes millions. You might've been able to do some hard selective breeding in that time, but that's not what was stated.
Not him, but I'm sure MAMONO MANA sped things up a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755643
What if some of those monsters turned into human men?

Imagine some Skeletor looking motherfucker waking up one day to find that he now looks like a muscular Steve Buscemi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755654
And that's how we got Cait Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755617
Then leave my store ya goddamn loiterer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755659
>muscular Steve Buscemi
I did not need that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755653
I can't remember where I herd the slaves part either. I might have gotten it confused with something somebody said here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755654
>I'm sure MAMONO MANA sped things up a lot.
And yet not a single one of the bastards thought to make a kraken subspecies that wasn't an industry-ruining ditz. I mean, they did get some bomb-ass titties out of the deal they chose, but come on!

>>13755618
>But know that I do this with a heavy heart.
So you'd remove their smiles with broken hearts in your eyes? Kerry, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755644
>good job of not showing too much bias
You having a laugh?
>Evolution takes millions
Except we know Holsts are a product of the succubutt DL's reign and it's been mere thousands of years, plus pretty sure magic can speed evolution along.
>we're all choosing to follow KC's word as law when we like it what it causes and call it shit when we don't
That falls on him, he's the one constantly saying things are one way, only to take it back, then put it back into play, fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755654
This nigga gets it. Shinsekai Yori style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755591
>>13755644
>>13755682
Anyone got a source on the time that passed since the current DL came to power? Preferably one that's less than incredibly vague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755692

it was about a fictional quantity of years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755638
That's why Cockatrices are a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755696
Now that clears up everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755692
It's on the wiki, do some legwork sometime, damn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753881

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753890
>>13755712

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
I know a certain anon will love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
Dibs on the bones.
Gotta keep the bones for making stock.
Flavor is all in the marrow you know.
No, not that merrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755725
>Horrified Merrow.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755643
Men back then didn't become incubi.
Incubi were their own type of monster, who all became succubi when the change happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755707
Except it isn't and I'm starting to think you're pulling shit out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755682
>You having a laugh?
No, actually. Zipangu's got a seemingly high proportion of at least publicly waifu-monsters (but also the rapetrain itself, in some form of cosmic balance) and better monster relations than MOST areas, but he's pretty far from the katana clanging NIPPON DAMASHII! one might expect.

>Except we know Holsts are a product of the succubutt DL's reign
Where do we know that from?

>plus pretty sure magic can speed evolution along.
Actually I just remembered the subtypes don't come about from an evolution mechanic, shit's magic. There's absolutely nothing to say the same mechanic didn't work pre-DL though, so this becomes a wash.

>he's the one constantly saying things are one way, only to take it back, then put it back into play
A lot of that is him working with the vagary that seems intentionally built in. Still, each individual reader decides what to keep and what not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755692
It's been at least a few thousand, since a Lilim's lifespan is supposed to be a big deal. Anything more and you'll have to ask KC yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755734

>except it isn't
>I've read and memorized every section of the wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755730

>They're going to use me for soup?!
>I just wanted to find a cute husbando to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
What...is that, exactly?

Don't look like no deer I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755724
You mean the one that got blasted in the ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
Well, that's something.

>>13755724
Oh yeah, he'l be real happy to see another bloody mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755745
You know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
Well that's unnerving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755747
>Oh yeah, he'l be real happy to see another bloody mantis.
Well I mean, at least she's not eating it. I wonder what other monsters would be likely to bathe in the blood of their enemies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755744
At first I thought it was a baby wurm.

And even though I realized my mistake, I am still sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755757
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755761
Girls drenched in blood are sexy. .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755736
The girls of Not!japan are apparently the best of all, he's not pulling a GATE I agree, but the favoritism shows.

>Where do we know that from?
Their profile.

>A lot of that is him working with the vagary that seems intentionally built in. Still, each individual reader decides what to keep and what not to.
That's because he's a wishy washy fucker and doesn't have the stones to take a stand on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
Is it time for blood baths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755786
What the hell is wrong with her foot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755786
Those "fingers" are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755786
Great LANCA would marry.
Along with elf castah and fox castah.
Not at the same time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755786
If she where a more mature vampire I would be all on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755786
Why boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755759
So what isit? I'm curious too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755804
"Generic beast thing that no one here would/could waifu", I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755802
You know why.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Lava Golem short soon [tm] if I can muster up the drive to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755771
>The girls of Not!japan are apparently the best of all
Yet best pussy hands down apparently goes to a monster wholly unrelated to Moonland and you can draw somewhat reasonable lines of comparison between a good number of zipangu monsters and other girls so they're not without competition.

>he's not pulling a GATE I agree, but the favoritism shows.
Then we're in agreement.

>Their profile.
No. The profile says they broke off from minotaurs at some point but says nothing about when, which is the point of contention here. You're welcome to drop a quote though.

>doesn't have the stones to take a stand on anything.
He really shouldn't be taking a stand on most things that aren't entirely against the setting considering what he's doing. Being wishy-washy and leaving things open look quite alike and he's doing both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755813
Go for it brohan, lord knows Lava Golems are in dire need of content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
>Dat file name
So if she's looking for drops, is she my hunting partner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755786
>>13755811
Oh yeah, somebody's getting purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755823
Well she did in the end anyway, so you don't rally need to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755712
>>13755821
>You will never Hunt Demonic Beasts with your waifu
Awww.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never lick a salamanders abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755821

yeah she has a natural pair of dual blades with a decent amount of purple sharpness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755838
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755834
What about hunting demonic beasts FOR a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755838
The DC Amazon is the only thing I like about this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755838
>Licking just the abs
That's just the appetizer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755811
>>13755786
Heh BATHory. How silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755848
>That's just the appetizer
More like the moisturizer, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755841
>Black Diablos

>These black-shelled Diablos are treated as a subspecies, but are actually just female Diablos in heat. The color change is a signal to other creatures, as they tend to become extremely aggressive during mating season.

aw shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZc62IAucCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755855
Sure, whatever you mean by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755857
Das a Gore Magala, nigga

Blind, angry and infected with rabies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755838
Get those disgusting human girls out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755860

Yeah I know. I was just remembering the hunters notes on the black diablos.

Gore Magala is cool though.

fucking white monoblos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755838
I wish Salamanders were more popular here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755838
>Three 100% humans
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755868
Well, if you want to get really into semantics, Mikasa is half some kind of strange, mind-control-proof murder-mutant, and Korra is half-Spirit, and then...well, we never really bring up the Succubi part when talking about Amazons here, now do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755872
>well, we never really bring up the Succubi part when talking about Amazons here, now do we?
Because only KC's have that trait. In every other setting they're humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755866
Keep in mind that they aren't disliked either, so more content for them would be pretty neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755834

What MH weapon would your MG waifu use the most? Assume they don't already have one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755882
And yet we still talk about them here regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755887
I think...Bow and Arrow, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755888
We keep talking about KC's, not the others.
When someone brings up an Amazon here he is definitely not talking about the ones from Wonder Woman.
Only KC's really count because they're part Succubus. Others need to step up their game, like an Amazon tribe of Lizard girls or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755868
I think he was using the pic as a reference or inspiration

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755887
Salamander using gunlance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755895
Couldn't he have used like a dozen sexy navel pics with monsters in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755897
I can't think of any i've seen that have good abs in them. Then again maybe he's just lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755887
Switch Axe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755838
>You will never lick a Salamander's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755893
But no one ever really makes that distinction, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755821
>>13751497
>Go back to being mostly kuu in public, but still cling and faintly blush to their husbando all cute-like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755903
I'm pretty sure there has to be a good number that do.
I mean, surely there aren't people who save 110% human women into their MG folder thinking they're MGs, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755860
I can only imagine how that would translate over to MGE standards
>Seemingly blind, Gore Magala relies on its powder-like scales during a hunt
>It scatters these scales as it moves around to gain a sense of its surroundings
>While it is still 'blind', it's behavior is methodical, almost playful, tempting its prey to come closer
>Once it has spread enough of its scales, though, her personality shifts
>With her prey fully revealed to her, her aggressive, sadistic nature is revealed
>She assaults her prey with speed and ferocity befitting an Elder Dragon
>A special combination of aphrodesiacs & muscle paralyzers makes running from her difficult (though few men can bring themselves to run from her tainted touch)
>Once her prey is caught, she begins to aggressively mate with them
>These mating sessions can last for days, with the Magala keeping her victim going with her scales
>If a Gore takes a particular interest in a victim, it will claim them as their mate, taking them back to her nest
>Back at her nest, she will mate almost nonstop with her new pet to fuel her final molting into a full-grown Shagaru Magala

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755896

Oh yeah I could really see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755905
I'd pat that head until I got calluses on calluses and those calluses got calluses from patting that head.

Sentient head patting calluses sounds kind of scary though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755910
>Blind
They see shit through heat. Did you even wiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755905
>partyrequesthasbeenforceforcefullyaccepted.jpg
Intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755925
Seemingly blind. I know they can see, but they're reliant on their scales as well, particularly for hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755931
They also rely on their sense of smell.
Basically if KC did something it would be this
http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Gore_Magala_Ecology
But rewritten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755905
This is a good thing you do.
A VERY good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go south of the border and befriend three mexican sirens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755956
I now want art of a siren mariachi band

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755944
No it's not, the assumption about Mantises being short and small-framed a shit and he empowered it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755966
Shhh.

Short Mantis' a cute, just like short Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755966
They're solitary hunters and borderline ninjas. When was the last time you saw a big, muscled ninja, especially a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755956
I want to become a coyote and flood the southwest with a flood of earnest, hardworking brown girls that don't speak a word of English! Holstaurs and kikimora named Juana for everyone! And maybe I'll move some coke while I'm at it!

>>13755963
LA CHUPACABRA, LACHUPACABRA
YA NO PUEDE VIOLAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755977
Tall is all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755977
Solid Snake and Big Boss were tall, buff motherfuckers.
But then again, they also relied on advanced technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fatalis Dragon Girl
>Fairly young, but EXTREMELY powerful
>Agressive, so much so even Lao Shan Lung Dragon Girls and even Elder Wurms are scared of her
>Gear made from her scales and claws is known to drive people to insanity, or drive their husband insanely in love
>Any wounds they inflict will not heal, and cause constant pain for ages
>Bad eyesight

>Crimson Fatalis Dragon Girl
>Like a regular Fatalis, but her scales have turned red from her constant rage, lust, and living in a volcanic region
>Extremely aggressive and violent, to the point of making a regular Fatalis looking like a Yeti fluff ball
>One horn is bigger than the other, and she'll get even more angry if you bring it up

>White Fatalis
>Strongest of the three
>Fluff fluff fluff fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755910
>>13756003

>Khezu girl
>Crawls on the ceiling
>When she hears a human male around she'll paralyze them and then leap on top of them to mate with them.
>also screams a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756010
>Khezu
>Fat body
>Flabby skin
>Stumpy tail
>See-through albino skin
>Extendo-neck
>Lamprey face
This kills the boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756024
Oh, and I forgot the biggest feature
>HERMAPHRODITES
Khezus would be confirmed futas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756010
>Yama Tsukami girl
>Like some floating Alraune garden

>Kirin girl
>Like a variant of a Unicorn, but much more elusive and temperamental
>Considered a deity by some other monsters

>Alatreon girl
>Elementally and emotionally unstable
>Very sharp scales capable of shearing steel from mere contact
>90% of those scales are reverse scales
>Being her husband will make you resistant to being sliced to shreds during sex
>VERY territorial and aggressive, she will drive off other creatures away from her home and from you
>Cannot resist destroying airships, much like FF3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756035

>Dah'ren Mohran girl
>Basically a sandworm girl
>Except even bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>Mantis fraternal twins
>One is 5'3"
>The other is 6'1"
>You get to be both the big spoon and the little spoon at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never reside in a version of the MGE where instead of a conflict between the Order and Demon Lord, there are multiple factions
>each faction will never be comprised of its own unique set of humans and monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756054
>Being little spoon to 6'1"
You some kind of manlet, son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756054
I can get behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756055
I wanna join the Succubi, I bet they have all the fun infiltrating and spying on all of the other parties with their shapeshifting and charisma and then proceeding to ruin their shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756050
>Raviente Girl
>Enormous sized Wurm
>Scales are to resilient to damage that even a Lilim would have trouble doing more than tickling one with continent busting magic
>Capable of a roar so loud it can be heard from miles away and cause volcanoes to erupt
>Can release a paralyzing cloud of bolts to stun anything around it
>Can shoot a fireball bigger than a large house
>Can do an exploding powder like Lunastra
>Will turn entire lush forest and ecosystems barren within days
>When starved they will turn pale white due to their blood
>Travels beneath the ocean floor
>Frequents hot spring areas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756067
I wouldn't mind living among the Arachnes and Tanuki, that way I'd learn how to be an expert merchant and tailor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756054
>the taller one sits by the tree and leans her back on it
>you lean your back on her and she hugs you from behind
>shorter Mantis does the same with you
The cuddlesandwich none could willfully break from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756055
Let's make some then.
>The Cult of Hathor
Originally missionaries sent by the Order to convert a far away desert kingdom, they converted to worship of that kingdom's goddess, Hathor, after witnessing her kindness. The Cult of Hathor prioritizes the health and safety of it's people above all else, ensuring that their people are well fed and cared for. A city under the watch of Hathorites will prosper greatly. The Cult of Hathor allows Monstergirls to join it, primarily Holstaruses and Minotaruses. Their image of beauty matches their Goddess, Curvy, busty and plump, and as a result the Sabbath has declared open war on the Cult of Hathor, considering them an obstacle in their crusade to turn all men into lolicons. Hathor herself is a fertility goddess, and hopes to one day grow powerful enough that she can change how monster birth works, allowing monstergirls to give birth to human sons. She has a friendly relationship with the Goddess Amaterasu and her Warriors of Sunlight, and the Goddess Ra, and her Cult of the Sun

Sabbath a shit, praise Hathor and her healthiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756122
Would Ushis and Minotaurs be the brutes of Hathors military?

[Anonymous No.]

>Akantor Girl
>A quadrupedal Wyvern with notably high ferocity
>Normally stays in volcanic areas, but can be found even in snowy mountains alongside its cousin Ukanlos
>Extremely powerful and lustful
>Will drive away most other predators and prey
>Only the largest and strongest of Dragons and Monsters dare pick a fight with one
>Rare individuals have a blueish tint along their shell
>Very likely has a complacency due in part to the fact that they are nearly invincible on a monster to monster basis
>Even as a high level Incubus, expect broken bones should you bed one

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a sight-seeing trip to the mysterious town of Holtsmoth, an odd farming town where the girls there hate most foreigners and mysteriously seem to grow incredibly healthy and apparently have an odd religion that they claim grants them plentiful dairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756134
>Military
They're more peacekeepers, not attacking unless they're attacked. But yes, they'd make up the bulk of the army.
All of them have childbearing figures from drinking Hathorite milk though. Minotaurs are still /fit/ instead of HEALTHy, but have asses and hips that never fucking quit. Hathorite Ushi-Onis are capable of not breaking their partner's pelvis.
Also, some Sabbath girls have defected to the Cult of Hathor, and now have motherly figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756154
>Also, some Sabbath girls have defected to the Cult of Hathor, and now have motherly figures.
>From lolicon endorsing little shits to overpowered shortstacks
Praise Hathor! Now tell us about Ammie!

[Anonymous No.]

>Play FFXIV
>Encounter Lamias
>Guide Node Thing tells me the area they're in was devoted to "The development of chimeric lifeforms for military and household use"
>Well okay, but what household uses would they have bred lamiae for?
>Besides the obvious anyway.
>Later encounter a variant labeled "Classy Dancer"
>Ancient Allag bred lamia to be dance girls sold to private households
Based Ancient Empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756154
Is the Cult of Hathor our most "fleshed out" bit of threadcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756165
How could something so glorious have fallen? And what were the other variants for?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never purge homosexual heresy with KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756167
>Not digitigrade
Euuugh

Cow legs or human legs

Plantigrade with hooves is creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756185
Is this bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756187
She's based off the MGE Holstaur, what were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756189
What do you mean? It's from KC's twitter himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756163
>The Warriors of Sunlight
Founded by a disgraced Paladin of the Order, the Warriors of Sunlight are a roving band of warriors united in their worship of Amaterasu, a Sun deity of Zipangunese origin. Each and every member of the Warriors of Sunlight is dedicated to improving the lives of humans and monstergirls and thwarting the actions of both the Order, and the Monster Lord's forces, often appearing in large groups to help turn the tide against insurmountable odds. Due to their dedication to "Jolly Cooperation", many young humans and monstergirls have taken to calling them "Sunbros". Though originally an all human organization, they are willing to take in monstergirls who wish to help their goal of uniting the world in Jolly Cooperation, most often warrior monstergirls impressed with their skill. Cities that worship Amaterasu welcome the Warriors of Sunlight with open arms, offering them shelter in Amaterasu's temples. Priestesses of Amaterasu are often Wolf girls like her, or other Youkai style monstergirls. Marriages between Warriors of Sunlight and Amaterasu's priestesses are rather common, and highly encouraged. Amaterasu herself is a kind and loving Goddess, going out of her way to help her worshippers with the power of her Divine Brush. One should be careful if they gain a bit too much of her favor though, as she is also rather mischievous and perverted. Her mortal enemy is another goddess called Yami, who rules over a cult of madmen and murderers called The Darkwraiths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756185
It's Google Translate.

For all you know he could be saying he supports the 3 things he's talking about, homosexual marriage, marriage between close relatives, and polygamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756055
You'll never hang out in the underdark with your dark elf friends and arachne onee-sans and that one vanilla elf orphan who is like a younger sister to you, despite her being decades older, who appeared drowning in an underground lake after a flash flood took the surface and carried her down a crack in the earth. It took a month of setting bones broken against the rocks and fighting fevers for her to get back on her own two feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756185
Trying to carve through that train wreck of a Google translate. 'consnguinity' means 'blood-related', so I'm guessing it's saying something about the possible legalization of marrying blood relatives in the wake of a same-sex marriage ruling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756207
It says Germany too.

The news is all abuzz with the US' legislation, so I've no clue if similar happenings are going on in Germany...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756190
Not creepy legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756206
That's either a reference to something, or very specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756213
It's just very specific. I wanted a qt vanilla and got carried away with why she would even be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756212
I find them endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756210
Did a bit more searching with Google. Apparently, a German ethics committee ruled that a brother-sister couple has just as much right to be together as any male-male or female-female couple, saying that it is not the law's position to dictate what two consenting adults are allowed to do. So now there may be a push to abolish marrying blood relatives in Germany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756195
You're saying KC supports homosexuality and presenting an unreadable machine translation as "evidence." This is bait or you're a fucking moron. Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756228
>You're saying KC supports homosexuality
In what world is "purging homosexual heresy" supporting it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756228
This. I believe his translated Q&A's show that he thinks otherwise on the whole same-sex relationship thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756223
So if that's the case then, putting two and two together, it would seem that KC is saying "If gays can be together, and siblings can be together, how about legalizing polygamy too?"

Just my guess though. He could just be commenting on the apparent directional trend with no actual opinion of his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756234
He said that writing yuri porn isn't his thing, that hardly speaks about his political leanings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756185
He'd just turn them into Alps or bisexual monstergirls

or bisexual alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756185

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756237
That's what I'd say it comes out to. Not really a comment on how it applies to MGE (since there are already canon polygamists), more of one of those posts being stupefied at the'consequences be damned, as long as everything is equal it's OK' mentality of ethics & cultural boundaries of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756250
More furniture?
One that wags its tail and wans when it sees you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756247
Actually in one of his previous FMs he pointed out gay couples that are Incubi don't always Alp.
Though he did the whole "I'm never going to write about it in detail. Fuck off gaijins! I want to be the little Baphomet!" deal once more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756250
Pff, you made me check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756250
If that was real I'd be laughing even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756256
I want Swiss Momo to update the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756252
>Not really a comment on how it applies to MGE
Obviously so.

KC is wont to comment on political matters and world news every so often. It's kind of mystifying really. Y'follow this guy on twitter for updates about Monster Girls, and every so often he throws a curve ball by randomly commenting on happenings in the news. Certainly not what you expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756250
OH SHIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

Would an alp post on /pol/?

Would you date a /pol/ack alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756282
Would it be possible to cure all of her insecurities and cleanse her petty hatreds away with my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756282
I want a Lilim to make a /pol/ack Alp be a minority's waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756297
That's cruel and unusual punishment for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1436594236281.gif
>this with a young harpy girl/cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, starting off strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756312
Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756312
I like that Monster Girl. That's a nice Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756312
I want to make a Cockatrice wear a red scarf and kick people in the face!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spoil a trio of cute pudgy Alps and love all of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756314
>>13756316
Sorry about that.

I'll try not to be so blind next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756185
>>13756207
>>13756264
Delete unrelated images, shitlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756327
>shitlords
#triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756327
We're page 10 and have over a third of the image cap to go. Calm your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to convince an Wurm to go into the projects and shout "Death to Niggers" as loud as she can.

It's genius because the Wurm is invulnerable to the Chimpout. She'll just sit there wondering why Ice Cream isn't raining from the sky as I promised it would. She might have to try it again a few times just to make sure it's working or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756297
A Lilim on /pol/ would be one of the biggest shitposters next to Australians, and we know how /pol/ feels about them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756366
>Wurm is invulnerable
Getting real tired of people spouting this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756366
Speaking of Death both why are we still on the 10th page and why is the thread completely dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756379
Most burgers are asleep by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756376
Their entire bodies are covered in dragon scales. Those things are going to take a lot more abuse than whatever poorly aimed handguns a troop of monkeys brings out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756366
>She'll just sit there wondering why Ice Cream isn't raining from the sky as I promised it would
>Wurm wonders aloud as she gets beaten
>Niggers realize someone put her up to this
>They give her ice cream in exchange for her leading them back to you for "playtime"

You thought you were so clever didn't you, you little fuccboi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756392
>Their entire bodies are covered in dragon scales
Except they arnt you can clearly see from the wurm profile they have a soft squishy underside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756392
>Their entire bodies are covered in dragon scales
>entire

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756398
Jokes on them, I have George Zimmerman wearing a Confederate Flag in my front yard to ward them away. Only the Wurm can get through security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756399
>>13756402
It says right in the profile that their fronts are covered in retractable scales for the purpose of sex. The only part of them that probably doesn't have scales is the head. And that's not even going into the fact that they can also take on a full monster form.

Though it'd be kinda neat if they could form a full facemask with scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756324
I'll add you to their ranks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756407
B-But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756405
Negros are magic, any of them is liable to pull out a Khanda and shank her dragon ass, your argument is invalid.

I got to pick out waterfalls this tie. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756407
What if Alping is infectious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756405
>Though it'd be kinda neat if they could form a full facemask with scales.
And now I want to see a Wurm in like, Full-Armor Mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756431
Doing Kamen Rider poses while depleted uranium armor piercing rounds bounce off her like nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756416
Depends on how difficult the speech check is for an alp to convince an anon that being a monstergirl is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Tanuki to slap me across the face with a handfill of bills!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756434
I'd assume it's a standard d20 with a 9 or higher to succeed, but with a -10 modifier for the stuttering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756433
Why are you so fucking retarded ?

[Anonymous No.]

How do people feel about a girl that can coil around you but also has big meaty paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756453
>paws

It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756453
I

I want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756453
Looks like an Anubis got drunk and wore that one hat from Aqua Teen that cursed Carl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756453
>Anubis Lamia
Oh my stars that is all kinds of fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756435
I want a handful of bills to slap me across the face with a Tanuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756472
Your drunk anon.
Have you been out with onis again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756472
I want a slap to me across the face with a handful of Tanuki bills!

[Anonymous No.]

It's always so dead this time of night.

I wonder if that's just purely a timezone thing, or if many of the folks still awake head over to AlpQuest to play that instead, since the author said she's on Australia upsidedown time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756497
I'll tell you when I've had enough missy. Now bring me more Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756503
I want to slap a handful of face with bills across the Tanuki!

[Anonymous No.]

Should I post a story that I just finished now or wait until the morning I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

So Quiet.
So ronery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756504
It's 5:30 in upside down land

>>13756517
If you have something to post, post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756517
I think you're more likely to get noticed if you post it when there's people around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756509
Anon, where do you think we are?
This is the manawastes and we are holding back a tide of iron golems.
I don't know how you got out here but I can most certainly tell you that I will not be bringing you another drink.
Also, the only alp we have is Jenkins and she's gone a little trigger happy with the minigun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756517
You can generally get away with posting a story twice (Lantern, Thunderbrother, etc, do it) as long as they aren't in the same thread. Might be best to post one time in the upsidedown time, and in the day time next thread. Or vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756524
Then tell the Alp to bring me more. I don't pay you to give me sass, I pay you for results I can drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756521
What are you plotting this time, Loen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756521
We love lamp

I mean Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756529
Sir, I'm the only medic we have.
I can request that private Jenkins gets in here but I've got better things to do than enable your alchoholism.
Namely fixing Ramirez's shattered pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756533
Loen is our based drawfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'll just post it now.

http://pastebin.com/hAL9cpq1

I made a story about a ghost that a few you seemed to like and it's done now.

I hope you look forward to whatever stuff I put out in the future.

Thanks you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756536
I'll fix that pelvis when I'm dead. Now start enabling my habits, or I'll send you to the brig to walk the plank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756542
We are not the navey sir and you aren't the one fixing his pelvis.

I will send in Jenkins though, just to be warned she's a little....rough...

>Medic Anon walks out, after a little while a six foot tall alp with more muscle than an oni and a great mini gun strapped to her walks in to help "deal with" the commander.

>there is no alchohol involved.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons,
Rest well and enjoy the weekend.
Also avoid burning down the thread, don't want it angry spirit haunting us now do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756557
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756557
We do, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756557
I want to be haunted by a Wurm that thinks she's a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756563

What about a ghost that thinks she's a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756563
>Wurm thinks she's a ghost because she can go through walls.
>Begins making "oooo" noises to frighten you, telling you that she'll leave you alone if you bring her cookies.
>Point out that ghosts don't eat.
>Wurm stops pretending to be a ghost.
>Wurm acquires cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756566
Would they be the best of friends?

>>13756571
>Wurm goes back to being a ghost 5 minutes later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756503
I want a handful of face to bill me across the tanuki with a handful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756571
A wurm would probably be a good MG to live inna woods with, but their weakness for sweets is their undoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756575
>Wurm somehow balances herself on a bunch of sturdy sticks
>"I'm a tent!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756575
Chubby wurms are adorable, it shows their love of pie.
Cherry a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756563
>>13756571
>You will never be lured to a supposedly haunted mansion so that your Wurm childhood friend can play yet another prank on you
>She will never scare the shit out of you when the time comes
>You will never laugh it off with her as the two of you begin to leave
>You will never notice when you get to the entrance door that it is now locked from the outside
>You will never be forced to find another way out with her, having to avoid a myriad of undead monster girls who are trying to kill you and take you for themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756579
Would you call me a monster if I said I don't like pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756561
>we

No no no no no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756584
No.
Some folks just don't like pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756585
There is no we in team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756580
>Wurm remembers she can go through walls
>"I'm going to find help!"
>She busts through the wall, leaving a Wurm shaped hole
>You hop on through and follow her
>A Wight looks out the window with a sorrowful look, as if her plans were ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756585
>not wanting to stick your dick in the cold ectoplasm of a cute ghost girl
Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756589
>You'll never explore a haunted mansion with your huge but cowardly dog-girl girlfriend because you were bribed with Ammy snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756596
Jinkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756596
>Anon, his dog-girl, a lich, a succubus, and an alp
I'd watch the fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756592
I don't mess around with ghosts allright? They freak me out.

Can't deal with it.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756600
JODETE.

You missed one too. Should be a kesaran because lol stoner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756600
But what I want to know is where's the cave man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756601
Boo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756600
>Freddy is an Alp
Suddenly all those years of being off-screen with two girls and not banginb them make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756619
Dude, he wears a fucking ascot.

In his defense, he always set up pencil dick and heartworms as bait so he could stay with the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756601
How can this possibly freak you out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756619
He did get Daphne in Mystery Inc, after dropping the ball for two seasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756625
I want to kissu a spooky ghost and have her haunt my bed at night for spooky cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756625
Had a few experiences with Santeria practicioners. Now drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756625
BUT SHE'S GOT NO FEET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756638
Did something happen to you anon?
Did a ghost touch you in that place?

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>>13756580
>Or explore 100 basement floors of an underground desert ruins
>Being threatened more and more the further down you go with the voice of an angry Apophis who keeps telling you to leave
>And how grim the fate you will suffer at her hands will be
>And how much she has been betrayed by humans already to want to deal more with them
>Until you reach the bottom of the ruins
>Before you began your plunge into the dungeon, you were convinced that you would simply kill the girl and take her gold, and the riches that lie inside
>But in those 100 floors, you seemed to realize that she is just as human, if not moreso, than most people from your city tend to be
>During the battle against her, you fought to incapacitate her, but never once did you think to kill her now
>And when she lay defenseless and defeated, you dropped your sword and reached a hand out to her, telling her
>"Come with me. I want you to see the world again. This time, from my eyes."

Boy, this is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13754896
>>13754899
>>13754901
>>13754909
>>13754910 (I guess I count this as a vote for both.)
>>13754916
>>13754921
>>13754924
>>13754935
>>13754979


Succuvirus: 6
Kejourou: 4
Aspara breastfeeding: 1
Huskygirl: 0

Well, I fell asleep for several hours, but I guess I'll take up the succuvirus story.

>>13754985
Thanks for the compliments. I'll take another scan back through it and see if I can clean it some more.
I did try to explore the possibilities of what a slimegirl could do, so even ignoring the point of some contention, I tried to throw in a few interesting little scenarios only a slimegirl could manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756647
>healing the grapesnake
awww

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756648
You doublenigger it's 4:00am here and you show up now. Quadranigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756653
I meant to take a nap to give people a chance to vote, but I accidentally got a full night's sleep.

Sorry, Mr Infininigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>Look up one of the artists who draws Cyclops Hard Maledom porn
>They also draw Body Horror, Beastiality, horrifying Monster Girls, Guro, and Kirby
Well huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756671
The more extreme fetishes tend to bleed into one another. The only reason these threads aren't more /d/ is because people react violently towards non-standard kinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756671
>horrifying Monster Girls

No such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13755050
>a gallant, romantic white-knighting (FOR REAL, not in a meaning our decadent times have degraded it into) Lady Jabberwock
Simply lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the MG you've cherished in your heart for the longest, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756727
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756727
Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756727
She counts, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756727
Crow Tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756727
Ghost version of me, genderbent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756727
Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756745
Why not just fuck a regular woman wearing a mask of your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756735
Of course. Might as well be one default answer considering her popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756745
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vkF-k56b2g

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756749
That'd be creepy and uncanny as fuck. I would only fuck myself if I were a 2D ghost girl. It's my answer because I am the closest one to my heart as a lonely fag. I've always been by myself, so it's only sensible.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the residents of the MG world to experience the terror of their wives and daughters suddenly reverting to their normal monstrous forms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756760
May I inquire why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756760
You know what would be interesting?

A story taking place in a world populated by humans, monsters, and monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756698
It's called best monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756763
>monsters
As either sexless or unattracted to anyone else beasts, or Boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756782
Maybe sexless, or maybe male and female but as a species of their own. So you get human men and women, monstergirls, then monster male and females.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be Little Miia's Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756802
Ha, I saw that request

Shame someone good didn't do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756813
Well, I can appreciate it.
I'm just glad somebody did it at all.
I've been having terrible luck in the other drawfag threads lately.
My luck's worn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756773

Abominations are top shelf waifus

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how monstergirls might view those of their kind who are made to wear chastity belts by their partners, or are under forceful and constant sexual deprivation.

It'd make the way your average board user treats cuckolds or dads raising strangers' kids look like friendly bantering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756889
>masochist sexual deprivation succubutts

pretty hot tbh

[Anonymous No.]

So did that genki Dullahan get drawn and coloured?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756727
I'm going to cheat and say black Dragon, because I used to think Maleficent was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756735
RAPED BY A WOLF
A
P
E
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756917
>raped
She presented herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756889
>>13756901

>Force Succubus to wear a chastity belt and cuff her arms behind her back in the bedroom
>Force her to endure nothing but ear nibbles, horn rubs, and nipple play
>She practically begs you to stick it in
>Train her this way for a month
>When the belt finally comes off, it takes three days before you can go back to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756919
What's the difference?
So consensual bestiality with a giant wolf? Though she is a wolf herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756926
>What's the difference between rape and consensual sex?
I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756929
To be fair, you are in the Monstergirl thread.
Nobody knows the difference between rape and consent here, and that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756541
The first bits suffer from you using the word "so" too much, but I think you got over it as it went along, so it's fine.
So you did fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756619
The guy is obsessed with traps in Mystery Inc.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never enter the Monster Olympics and achieve the gold in events such as wrecking ball shot put, the 10 km dash, anti rape wrestling and boxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756929
Poor Lawrence. He was too based to end up as a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756196
The only Covenant worth joining, for me. PRAISE THE SUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756988
What are you, the son of a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757037
No I'm just an average man trying to make his way through Monster Girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757039
Saitama pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756541
Not bad, not bad. Pretty cute.

>>13756648
>huskygirl: 0
Yeah, I would have voted for the husky, since the succuvirus just doesn't sound interesting, but it was pretty clear who would win. Hopefully you get to more eventually though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756935

Yeah I have a bad tendency to do that so I gotta watch out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757113

glad to hear you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756749
Because then you'd be as crazy as Randy Quaid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CMwphBE2oQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756985

I still love that one episode where Daphne thinks she found a porno magazine and it's a fucking Traps Illustrated

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13756260
I'll have to focus on my scanlations first, but I'll get around to it eventually

>>13756441
passing DC6 on a 1d10 actually

>get +4 from having 13 Cha
>still fail by one from having -1 because you're a vampire alp out in the sun
Curse the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have an elf slave and not know what to do with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757193
Obviously you have to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>Apophis with Pharaoh blood in her family
>The instincts that tell her to ruin Pharaohs have weird a weird effect on her
>She's always looking to be punished in various ways
>Coming home to the sight of her with a collar in her mouth and looking up with pleading eyes is a common occurrence for her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757209
I'd prefer if the collar were for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757215
That's a strange fetish anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757235
Your first day here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757215
But then she couldn't have the punishment she desires, you wouldn't deny a girl what she needs right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757193
I want to give her a bath under the excuse that none of my property shall go dirty.

Obviously i would do the washing myself to be sure that no spot is left unwashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757239
If she wants to be dommed she can go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13756709
>A Jabberwock will never declare she'll protect your smile and tell you that you don't ever have to worry again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757260

but... but... protecting smiles is my job, not hers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757193
I'm sure /tg/ could give you plenty of advice, they have a history of contemplating what to do with elf slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757266
What if you protect each others smiles? You'll still win that way since she has 3 smiles to protect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757266
>Not wanting a monstergirl to protect your smile

[Anonymous No.]

Mods are asleep, post harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757273
>not being a man and protecting her smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757266
You're just a weak little human boy, she's a mighty impenetrable dragon. It's obvious whose smile needs protecting. Don't worry, she doesn't think less of you though, she loves every part about you. Just relax and let yourself go limp in her protective loving claws, as one of her tentacles lovingly strokes your hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757281
I'm sure her prince would find her plenty penetrable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757281
>impenetrable
She most certainly isn't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757275
If you insist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757269
>muh elf slavery
Pretty tired of it to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to put your two toddler monster girl daughterus to bed
>Walk into their room
>They're already asleep
>And they're cuddling each other
Status of your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757291
Take it up with Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757286
>>13757287
Oh, very funny. You know what she means. If you keep making lewd puns she'll have to punish you for being a bad boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757292
In harmony with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757275

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757295
>Chunni onee-san Jabberwock who acts like your knight in shining armor, constantly trying to protect you, when in reality she just sits around lazily and kinda smells because >NEET
>You still play along with every now and then pretending to be the frail prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757305
I want to desmug that cockatrice with the good old D treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757295
Whatever, my level is higher than hers.

Get rekt, sis.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a wight keep her ghost hand business if one of her arms was chopped off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757269
Pet Elf Set
■ These are mother-daughter elf slaves (used/new)
■ When her daughter grew up, the mother herself, who was released from her slave role, requested to become a slave together with her daughter, making this a very special product overflowing with maternal love
■ According to the terms, the mother is not strictly considered a slave
■ Comes with restraints for one. The mother has a standard collar for domestic animals

Right now, the elf market is hot!!


Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Musume is third highest DVD Pre-Order of the Season
Where were you when Crab became Kingler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757327
Already? Didn't it only aired a few days ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757309

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757338
Pre-Orders Anon, people can do that before something comes out you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757327
What are the first two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757327
Considering how much Jap BD/DVD discs cost, I'm impressed.
I didn't figure yet another harem comedy would do so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757353
The DVD and Blu ray of Non Non Boyori Repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Crabman's Echidnas have hemorrhagic venom in their fangs
>MFW it gives me the biggest fear boner and I know exactly why

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up one morning to the sound of your doorbell being run
>You open the door to find an attractive woman dressed in leather with a stony expression on her face
>"Are you Anon?" she asks in an Austrian accent
>"Yeah?"
>"I am Cyberdyne systems model 101. I have been sent back in time to protect the father of the resistance leader against Skynet. I was been reprogrammed by the resistance leaders to protect you from any other robots Skynet will send back in time to kill you"
>She says this without changing her expression or her tone of voice at all. You should have so many questions but now you can think of only one.
>"So...who's the mother?"
>She looks at you for a second
>"Me"

What do you do?

Robot girls count as Monster girls right? I mean we've got Golem's in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757383
Kissing one and blowjobs could both be pretty dangerous, one little scratch from those fangs could spell disaster. Fear boners are best boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757390
I'd love to get teased with the fangs during a blowjob. She'd trace it along my head just softly enough not to penetrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757384
I prefer magitek based gynoids/golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757384
I'm going to tenderly love that robutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757392

>Using her long tongue to pull and peel back your foreskin
>Tracing her fangs along the shaft as she watches you with her black sclera eyes
>Shows you the massive feast she cooked from the boar she had killed for you both early and gives you that one question that has only one real answer as she coils around you
"Do you want dinner, a bath, or perhaps me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757384
Robutts are just a type of living doll, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757374
>Non Non Boyori
Wow, it's so popular?
Isn't it some SoL shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757411
Moeshit is the best shit nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757411
Dude SoL is always either complete flops, or wonderful sales all over the globe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757411
SoL is the best genre

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757392
>>13757390

Imagine sex with an Echidna, whereas Miia is passionate about it, Echidna-san would be cool and calculating.

Telling you to not struggle too much or you'll set off her prey instinct and by prey instinct I mean she loses all self-control and fucks you randy

[Anonymous No.]

It looks like we're able to get bumped off the board now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757436
>Echidna-san would be cool and calculating.

Yeah they don't chuckle. They'd rather flex their muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757499
>It looks like we're able to get bumped off the board now.
Did I miss something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757516
Look at the bottom of the catalog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757522
Oh I thought you were talking about the threads in general, don't fucking scare me like that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757527
Oh shit, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757507

That wouldn't stop me from licking her abs.

Lamiae have the most lickable abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she going to let it get to her or is she just gonna creep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757507
Does the great emerwoolds power allow her to feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13757547
Yes, and the blood of her ancestors flows inside her.

Some day I will get tired of the Knuckles/Echidna comparisons. But today is not that day.