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Real monsters ride each other.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.13742263
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Summer sucks.

>> No.13742266
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Greatest Love.

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Someone said my name a few times, so I'm back again.

I went back and did the scary looking angels that shoot people with arrows.

http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

(Cupid on Page 28)

>> No.13742277

>>13742272
About damn time you git.

>> No.13742282

>>13742272
I want to tickle a Cupid.

>> No.13742283

>>13742263
>tfw no mge dragon from that drawfag
I godda believe.

>> No.13742284

>>13742272
Thank god you're alive.

>> No.13742285
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13742285

Dont let your virgin power go to waste.
Join now!

>> No.13742287

>>13742202

You're strange. That's strange.

Thanks anyway because apparently whoever runs the Wordpress is having some kind of Jihad against me for some reason

>> No.13742289
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Best moth

>No one will ever love you this much

>> No.13742292
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>>13742283
Why not ask him?

>> No.13742295
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You get a maid, a loving waifu, and a perfect lover all in one. I have to say, Kikimora are top tier monster girls.

>> No.13742296

>>13742292
I always seem to drop in right after he leaves.

>> No.13742302

>>13742289

I'd like her more if she didn't have that weird moth abdomen on her head.

>> No.13742303
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>>13742292
What sound does an Ushi-Oni make when it's happy?

>> No.13742304

>>13742296
Then do a cue greentext involving a Dragon and hope sem&mpai notices.

>> No.13742305

not gonna lie, new here
where can I download MGQ? didn't find anything useful in the pastebin and want to try it if it's fun, buy it

>> No.13742306

>>13742303
Maybe some form of a COO or huffing noise?

>> No.13742307

>>13742295
Excellent taste, my nigga.

>> No.13742308

>>13742303

Much like the mighty Cockatrice going "Meep Meep!" when afraid, the Ushi-Oni makes a noise that goes Ufufufu, Ara ara ara

>> No.13742311

>>13742303
Depends on the level of happiness. From high to low
"Squeeeeee!"
"D'awww!"
"Uehehehe!"
"Mmmhee..."
"Mofu mofu"

"I love you, anon."

>> No.13742312

>>13742305
Try the /vg/ threads.

>> No.13742313

>>13742289
Good, moths are shit.

>> No.13742316

>>13742304
I don't think giving everyone here cancer is worth a pic.

>> No.13742317

>>13742289
This level of intimacy makes me hard.

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>>13742313
Anon please

>> No.13742320

>>13742313

>Moths are shit

FUCK YOU, YOU BUTTERFLY SYMPATHIZER.

>> No.13742321

>>13742316
You can't be that bad.

>> No.13742322
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I want to touch scaly tail!!!

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>>13742313

>> No.13742326

>>13742307
Just imagine it my friend of fine taste -

You come home from a long day at work or school to find the house utterly spotless, a pleasant scent hanging in the air. Dinner is almost ready in the kitchen, your clothes and vidya are neatly arranged and organized. You sit down to a lovely meal with your kikimora, and afterwards the two of you make love. You lie down to bed every night in pure bliss, happily fed, warmed up by the loving monster girl at your side.

>> No.13742327

>>13742323
Too cheesy.

>> No.13742329

>>13742321
I can, don't test me.

Seriously, please don't.

>> No.13742334

>>13742326
yes plz.

>> No.13742337

>>13742329
Stop Alping already.

>> No.13742338

>>13742320
>implying butterflies aren't way better than shitty moths

Is it even legal to be this much of a pleb?

>> No.13742339
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13742339

Reminder to heatpat and tenderly love your maid!

>> No.13742343

>>13742338
>Not wanting fluffy moths

>> No.13742344

>>13742322
Wow

>> No.13742349

>>13742337
>Alping
I kind of am, aren't I? You're right, I shouldn't steal his thing, he'll be super mad.

>> No.13742353

>>13742339
Can I run my fingers through her fluffy, feathery tail instead and comment on how soft it is?

>> No.13742354

>>13742322
This is incredibly lewd.

>> No.13742355

>>13742339
If I had a kikimora waifu here with me, I would stroke her hair and tell her that I couldn't possibly live my life without her. Her being there, supporting me is what allows me to keep on living at my very best.

>> No.13742358

>>13742355
This is basically porn for kikis.

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>>13742353
Of course anon! Be sure to mention that you think that she looks cute aswell! You may even wish to bury your head in her tail, she will surely appreciate it!

>>13742355
She'd answer that she couldn't possibly live without you either, your love for her keeping her motivated and going.

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>>13742355
>>13742365
All this vanilla makes me hard

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>>13742355

>> No.13742375

>>13742354
I know isn't it great.

Crabmanland is probably my no. 1 on my list of worlds where monster girls are real that I want to go to. Mostly because it has indoor plumbing.

>> No.13742379

>>13742371

Genuine love is my fetish

>> No.13742383

>>13742371
Vanilla femdom is my favorite.

>> No.13742387

>>13742379
My nigga

>> No.13742396

>>13742322
I just downloaded this. Haven't watched yet. So I must ask...

How's the voice acting here?

>> No.13742398

>>13742373
I wanna hire an Imp assistant specifically for morale-raising hugs and cuddles..

>> No.13742400

>>13742396
Smith is gonna make you cum in your pants and Mia isn't too bad, that's the jizzt of it.

>> No.13742401

>>13742266
I 'm a huge slut for crrow tengus! I don't care if a murder of them kidnap me and gangrape me for days, or if I'm just a slut for my waifu , I just want to fuck them!

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>>13742383
i wish to be wrapped up and punished

>>13742322
erection inducing, 11/10

>> No.13742405

>>13742400
>Smith
She sings the ending theme, yes?

How's that?

>> No.13742408

>>13742383
Of course it is anon, that's everyone's fetish here.

>> No.13742410

>>13742402
I wish to be wrapped up and be called a good boy.

>> No.13742411

>>13742405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3MKpbGcfD4

You tell me

>> No.13742413

>>13742396
Miia's voice is shit, Darling's alright, Smith's voice is Yu Kobayashi so what do you think.

>> No.13742416

>>13742396
Surprisingly decent, Miia is alright and Smith is Ara Ara solidified as a VA.

>>13742405
The ending theme is pretty good imo, a lot better than most in recent years.
MON all sound good and look sexy as fuck, Smith too.

>> No.13742417

>>13742408
Factually untrue.

>> No.13742421

>>13742398
Better go to your local library and grab one of those books with pentagrams and stuff on it then.

After a good amount of study, you'll be able to call forth your first Imp servant. You can make her wear ANY outfit too.

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>>13742417

it's everyone's fetish
even if you don't know it's your fetish yet

>> No.13742427

>>13742411
Hooray for MON.

>> No.13742428

>>13742411
Wow. After how J-Pop Bad the opening was, I was a bit worried, but this is actually a pretty nice song.

Tio's thin-ass limbs still bug me.

>> No.13742429

>>13742424
did she died

>> No.13742430

>>13742383
I like gentle motherly femdom

>> No.13742433

>>13742424
No, I refuse.

>> No.13742435

>>13742430
Yes this is the best.

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>>13742387
>You will never fuck a lamia while the two of you kiss each other deeply
>She will never whisper in your ear repeatedly that she loves you before you cum inside her
Ah, who cares about this thing called life, anyway?

>> No.13742442

>>13742416
>>13742413
>Smith is Yu Kobayashi
How come I never hear her voice in most anime?
The most recent anime I heard her in was MariaxHolic, and I was actively seeking out an anime that starred her when I watched that.

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>>13742438
I want to spend an entire winter day doing nothing but cuddling with a lamia in bed.

>> No.13742451

>>13742438

>She'll never learn afterwards that you were a virgin
>She'll never whisper that you'll get to enjoy this each and every day, kissing you again while staring into your eyes.

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>>13742448
>Reenacting a duet together of "It's Cold Outside" with your lamia fiancee

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>>13742438
>>13742448
>>13742451
>>13742452

>> No.13742460

>>13742442
She's been in many roles here and there. If you want to hear her talk dirty check out Seitokai Yakuindomo. She's also in Shinometa airing this season, which is also about sex jokes.

>> No.13742461

>>13742452
Miss Grape Snake, you said I would get candy if I got into your car... Boy you sure smell like you have a lot of perfume on... My house isn't that way, where are we going?...

>> No.13742463

>>13742452
My country can get as cold as fuck so she'd want to be inside most of winter. She might make a fort. Fuck yeah Apophis fort!

>> No.13742465

>>13742460
Oh yeah, I did see SYD.
Truly she is great.

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Is it time for snake church already?

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>>13742460
The lewd teacher was the best.

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>>13742448
now I'm depressed

>> No.13742475

>>13742421
I wonder if she'll like a comfy turtleneck sweater that's a little too big for her.

>> No.13742477

>>13742282
Imagine it.

You come up from behind, catching her entirely unaware. 2 hands and 10 digits bury deep into her creamy cocoa sides. She squeaks and puts up a pitiful struggle, all the while fighting it. And failing.

You poke, knead and scratch; Tickling all across her toned midsection. It is not long before she begins to crack, her tough girl persona cracking and falling to pieces. Giggles turn to laughter, hips swaying madly under your never ending assault.

>> No.13742480

>>13742470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4UvXwxK3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYR1YtiSsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPHXxVCxo4o

>You will never have a Succubus for a teacher.

>> No.13742481

>>13742470
>tfw no lewd MG teacher

Which would be better, intentionally lewd of accidentally lewd?
>>13742477
Oh that's perfect.

>> No.13742485

>>13742467
Why does a snake church need a human boy like me?

>> No.13742490

>>13742485
They need someone to talk about snake church with of course!

>> No.13742491
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Reminder to ignore the kitsunes who try to keep you from finishing your reports.

>> No.13742493

>>13742480
>This is education too.
Such is life in the city.

>> No.13742495

>>13742429
Yes

>> No.13742497

>>13742490
Can't they talk with the other snakes? I'm failing to see why they need me.

>> No.13742501

>>13742491
Just give them some fried tofu and they'll leave you be.

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>>13742485
>>13742497
Jim, what are you doing?

>> No.13742503

>>13742491
What if it's a Christmass Cake one that keeps pretending to drop pencils to give me a good look at her prodigious posterior?

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>>13742467
I wish to see an Ara Apophis in a nun outfit teaching the goodness of lamian love at sunday school.
Maybe even seducing one of the patrons.

>> No.13742507

>not having legs
Get rekt, snake faggots.

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>>13742485
Why wouldn't they?

>> No.13742510

>>13742507
You can't compete against full body hugs

>> No.13742512

>>13742506
Don't let Apophis near your kids.

>> No.13742515

>>13742481
Then perhaps some more.

One several minute session of musical laughter and nigh perfect skin is not enough, not by a long shot. Time and again, the cupid is set upon by tickling digits, and time and again she is made to laugh.

Sometimes, it is her stomach, attacked from behind or when she goes to stretch, other times it is her plump thighs or knees. The reaction is always the same; A squeak, then a giggle, and finally, the tortured laughter of a once stoic beauty.

>> No.13742517

>>13742510
>implying slimes aren't better suited for full body hugs

>> No.13742518

>>13742515
Oh yes.

>> No.13742522

Will these threads move back to /a/ now that monster girls are undeniably /a/-related or are mods still against it?

>> No.13742524

>>13742522
No, we're never going back.

>> No.13742525

>>13742481
We do have a small example of accidentally lewd.
I still remember that one story about the teacher who was hypnotized into undressing and sensual dancing in front of her class.

>> No.13742526

>>13742522
Why would we even want to go back there?

I prefer to post on /a/ for anime and manga and /jp/ for the general.

>> No.13742527

>>13742522
>wanting more /a/ shitposters in these threads
Nope.jpg

>> No.13742530

>>13742522
I'm pretty okay with this place in all honesty, despite the shitposting.

>> No.13742531

>>13742522
Hopefully not. I haven't had a reason to go back since getting back from my 3 year break, and I would enjoy not having to.

>> No.13742536

>>13742408
>>13742424
NYET!

>> No.13742540

>>13742522

I like how /vg/ hates /jp/ hates /a/

>> No.13742541

>>13742518
Hard as shit to type this out on phone.

I can continue more if the demand is there

>> No.13742546

>>13742522
>going back to /a/

You're funny as fuck.

>> No.13742549

>>13742522
If we even tried going back now, how would that look? I'll tell you.

>/jp/ thread posts Monster girls Thread on /a/
>People wonder where it came from
>Some who know try to warn us about how we should be on /jp/
>"Fuck off, monster girls are /a/ now, narutard!"
>Fears that /a/ had about us being a boogeyman prove to be currently true.
>Shit gets so bad, that it looks like we started a raid
>We get booted back to /jp/
>People on /a/ hate us even more than before
>Nobody wins
I ran the simulation 50 times, and by all accounts, it's bound to happen.

>> No.13742553

>>13742541
You can stop if you're having trouble I'm more than satisfied.

>> No.13742556

>>13742531
I've gone back to /a/ frequently, but only to request shit in the drawthreads to bring back here.

>> No.13742562

>>13742549

>ran the simulation 50 times, and by all accounts, it's bound to happen.

Funny game, the only winning move is not to play

>> No.13742566

>>13742522
It's not happening so long as MGE dominates the thread. You wouldn't want to go back there either

>> No.13742568

>>13742522
Nah at first I was upset about the change cause you know, we're not the best quality posters but at least we didn't disrupt other threads. After a while of getting used to the image limit and longer threads I kind of enjoyed the lax nature. Even when the shitstorms that occur I simply know that's the time I should practice something else and wait for it to pass.

>> No.13742571

>>13742512
Don't worry.
She'll take good care of your children while you're in church.
She just needs about an hour of their time, and they'll be calling her mom--I mean, their den mother.

>> No.13742574

>>13742566
And why would you want otherwise? You want to discuss horse pussy vs snake cloaca/rcahnee best girl etc; until the end of time, since MGE is "not /a/ related?"

Luckily, harem shows are deep as fuck.

>> No.13742576

>>13742508
>Harassing a citizen
That's a purgin'.

>> No.13742578

>>13742574
Listen, I WISH snake pussy vs horse pussy arguments were the least of our worries here.

>> No.13742592

>>13742578
>snake pussy vs horse pussy arguments
They make no sense anyways, seeing as they're both shit.

>> No.13742593

>>13742576
Harassing? She was telling him he's a handsome young man and any girl would be happy to be with him.

>> No.13742599

>>13742592
>Snakepussy
>Shit
Okay, Mr. Best Taste, tell us what your doctrine is.

>> No.13742601

>>13742272
Eros Military Academy. Where they teach you to 'Make love, not war'.

>> No.13742603

I want to surprise my Kiki maid doing chuuni stuff while she cleans the hosue!

>> No.13742605

>>13742553
Fuck it lets keep it going.[/spoilers]

Never once after she has finally settled down has she struck out or yelled, merely looking at her assailant and pouting slightly.

As time goes on and the tickling continues, she begins to act strange. More and more of her outfit begins to disappear, clearly a choice to skimp down her already risque attire. She almost tries to ignore her former assailant, turning away with a hmph, yet remaining anchored in place.

When she is tickled, just as always, she giggles and squeaks, yet with time her swaying lessens, her attempts to pull away truly superficial; Though they appear genuine, it has never been easier to continue her torment. Never been easier to make her truly gasp and pant and laugh.

>> No.13742607

>>13742599
>snake "pussy"
>not shit
That's easy, Mr. Bad taste: Anything is better than snake/horse pussy.

Anything.

>> No.13742609

>>13742607
Like, for example...

>> No.13742613

>>13742593
That's basically rape. She may as well been asking him out for coffee at an MG convention.

>> No.13742614

>>13742603
So you mean, watching your Kiki when she thinks she's alone?

Watching her cover one of her eyes with a washing cloth. Then wielding her broom as she claims to 'Send every one of you dust bunnies back to the Dust Realm'?

>> No.13742615

>>13742609
What part of "anything" is unclear to you?

>> No.13742618

>>13742607
I haven't experienced it personally, but horse pussy is supposed to be top-tier. Plus, it has aesthetics.

>> No.13742620

>>13742601
>Join because you're a directionless piece of shit
>The first weeks are hell, learning to maintain boners in the biting cold
>Thrusting your dick to pierce mud and dirt
>How to handle the prudish and bitter
>Cock pushups. So many cock pushups
>Archery training till your fingers are gnarled
>But it was worth it, all worth it to watch those who scoff at love run top their lover's arms
>To see them joined as one flesh
>To watch them ahegao as they melt in pleasure and leave all else behind

Eros is Love. Eros is Life. Give your all to Eros.

>> No.13742621

>>13742615
Listen, I'm just saying I don't believe you.
I think you're a liar.
You're simply trying to downplay the purest level of intimacy that lamias can offer when it comes to love in the way they coil around the ones they love.
And that's not right.

>> No.13742622

>>13742618
Farmer-kun, is that you?

>> No.13742623

>>13742618
You ever been beat with soap?

>> No.13742624

>>13742621
>purest level of intimacy that lamias
And other monsters can't? That's racist, anon.

>> No.13742625

>>13742620

Fucking welfare queens, get a job

>> No.13742629

>>13742624
No more racist than the guy who called snakepussy shit.
Now that guy, he needs to check his privilege.

>> No.13742631

>>13742629
Out.

>> No.13742632

>>13742625
you're in /jp/

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Why are cows so demanding?

>> No.13742637

>>13742629
Snakepussy is objectively shit.

>> No.13742638

>>13742625
Jealous?

>welfare queens

This is what pussies too weak to join believe.

>> No.13742640

>>13742605
The biggest change comes on fine evening, as the sun is setting. She is spied napping under a tree, her delicate, chocolate soles almost brazenly on display.

Whether she did this of choice or not was for later. Right now, two extraordinarily ticklish feet were ripe for the picking, and like hell anyone would pass up a chance at getting at least 10 minutes with them.

And so, you begin to sneak. She must be a very heavy sleepier, martial training amounting to nothing despite her surroundings and recent exchanges.

It is only when you reach but a foot from her that you look up and see it; Though slight, her eyes are open, just a tad. To test, you slowly reach for her feet, fingers wiggling in anticipation. Tiny toes curl meekly, but do not pull away, and she bites her lip, despite being "asleep"

>> No.13742642

>>13742614
She would have an actual antagonist to her chuuni rants, whom she fights endlessly to keep the house clean and please her master.

her nemesis is actually a roomba hanging by a rope from the ceiling with a mean face drawn with marker on it.

>> No.13742648

>>13742631
I apologize.
I have a problem with pretending to be retarded at times. It's terminal.

>> No.13742658
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>All these people calling snake and horsepussy shit
>When most anons will get stuck with something like Beelzebub or Matango
>Especially Towel Fungus Anon

>> No.13742665

>>13742658
Still better than snake/horse pussy.

>> No.13742667
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13742667

>>13742658
You mean Beelzebutts?

>> No.13742668

>>13742658
>implying I'll get a monster girl at all.

>> No.13742669
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>>13742638

>Jealous?
>Jealous of some dipshits that get order around by a bunch of uptight emotionless cunts

>This is what pussies too weak to join believe.
>say the guy that join the pansy love brigade instead of the real armed forces

>> No.13742672

You see what I'm talking about?
This is what I miss.
When the worst arguments we used to have here were light-hearted tits-for-tats about how lamias--wait, no--centaurs were best girls? I forget.

>> No.13742677

>>13742658
>Beelzebub
Implying we all live in filth. Implying we're all unwashed.
>Matango
Implying we're all stupid enough to go 1,500 miles near one of those. Not wearing your mask at all times.

>> No.13742678

>>13742672
You're welcome?

>> No.13742682

>>13742669
Are we playing?

>> No.13742683

>>13742678
For you.

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>>13742672
>w lamias--wait, no--centaurs were best girls? I forget
Undead versions of any monstergirl are wonderful.

>> No.13742688

>>13742672
FUCK YOU SUCCUBUTTS IS BEST

COME AT ME

>> No.13742690

>>13742672
That sounds like autism anon.

>> No.13742695

>>13742688
As you wish, Ser Cuckington.

>> No.13742697

>>13742658
>Projecting

>> No.13742698 [SPOILER] 
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>>13742672
Everyone knows that kitsune are best.

>> No.13742700

>>13742698

>Posts a Werewolf
>About a Kitsune

Oh okay.

>> No.13742704

>>13742700
Take it easy buddy. It was a nice weebm anyhow.

>> No.13742707

>>13742640
Thread seems to have died down. I'll keep this short.

And so you reach out, peeling back her big toes. She immediately stiffens, the smallest of titters her response. Whether that was of anticipation or actual ticklishness would soon be answered.

A stroke up the length of her sole and already she is giggling, legs bouncing up and down yet never once moving back. Her toes being pinned made the area taut, no amount of spasming enough to protect her from the teasing tickles.

You look up, the cupid now fully "awake" and rummaging through a pouch. You close your eyes, awaiting the pepper spray or other creep repelling item of choice. Instead, you feel only a prick upon your arm. Chancing to see what it was, you see an ornate pink arrow, the sharp tip planted right above your wrist, her eyes practically glowing in contrast to the rapidly setting sun. Soon after, she goes through the pouch again, this time revealing a length of rope; More than enough to bind her toes, wrists and ankles.

With the tickleslutcupid's love washing over you, you waste no time in putting that rope, and the refuge of the rising moon, to good use.

>> No.13742717

>>13742690
It's just me saying that I miss when we weren't arguing over every little thing and trying to shove your ideas down others' throats all the time.
I apologize if that sounds like autism, but that's simply how I feel.

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>>13742688
I'm coming over to slap your hand cause of your good taste.

>> No.13742731

>>13742717
We have always been that way, we just were more benign about it then.

It may sound dramatic, but the constant hounding drove us rabid and we lashed out at everything and everyone. Things are calming down funnily enough. But, there's still danger looming.

>> No.13742735

>>13742700
Well, they are both canids, but yeah, he is a retard.

>> No.13742740

I just want a monstergirl wife, at this point I don't care what species she is as long as she loves me.

>inb4 matango

>> No.13742741

Can a Kiki go wan-wan?

>> No.13742747

>>13742741
If you like pet play she will do it if you gently dom her.

>> No.13742748

>>13742740
You know, I'd say that's kind of sad, but I'm kind of in the same boat too. I just hope that when I finish college I can be the type of deep sea biologist that can be capable of doing good and be a good husband and father.

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13742749

Why are long tongues so best?

>> No.13742753

>>13742741
They are part of the wolf family.
But they're also harpies.

Who cares, that's dumb. Get a dog girl, werewolf or hellhound if you want wans.

>> No.13742757

>>13742741
They're part wolf, so I don't see why not. Probably extremely rarely though.

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>>13742748
>I just hope that when I finish college I can be the type of deep sea biologist that can be capable of doing good and be a good husband and father.

>> No.13742761

>>13742721
Dark Priests are such shit.

>> No.13742764

>>13742753
>not wanting to bask in the adorable, yet lewd, sight of your embarrased Kikimora going wan wan while presenting her ass to you
Your tastes are shit.

>> No.13742765

>>13742749
Because it makes punching monsters more effective.

>> No.13742769

>>13742747
>gently
Wans will be had, but the dom will not be gentle. Hand holding with no lube.
I have altered the deal pray that I do not alter it further.

Select all images with hamburgers. Thanks America.

>> No.13742770

>>13742764
>wanting a fish to tap dance

My taste may be shit but at least I'm not an asshole.

>> No.13742771

>>13742741
Maybe only the chunni ones do?

>> No.13742775

>>13742760
I see I wasn't the only one thinking that.

>> No.13742780

>>13742707
Awesome, thanks! Maybe more later, Cupid needs more love.

>> No.13742782

>>13742761
Gonna have to do better than that.

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>>13742467
Warm snake church hugs

>> No.13742791

>>13742658
>Beelzebub
Take care of yourself. A Beelzebub is still supposed to be a sign of prosperity if you still happen to be captured by one, so at least you'll never run out of money or food.
>Matango
Take her to Wonderland so you have the superior Mad Hatter

>> No.13742796

>>13742791
>superior Mad Hatter
You are mi negro.

>> No.13742799

>>13742761
>so lewd they literally have to keep your tail chained down
>shit

Get the fuck out

>> No.13742804

>>13742765
What?

>> No.13742805

>>13742799
>your tail

Did you just call me an alp? Them's fighting words.

>> No.13742806

>>13742799
>Fucking a slut from some sex church
>Has probably had 56 dicks before you

Sure they aren't shit.

>> No.13742807

>>13742760
Note to self, make as much time as possible to socialize with and stay close to daughteru

>> No.13742812

>>13742780
Delicious brown always needs love. And tickles.

>> No.13742814

>>13742467
>>13742506
I wish to go to snake church and see them practicing their faith normally and not using snake church as some transparent ruse to rape and/or plot to rape alter boys

>> No.13742815

>>13742805
Are you going to put up with that shit, you little bitch?

>> No.13742818

>>13742814
I want to be the lewd altar boy that teases the snake church leaders!

>> No.13742822

>>13742805
Get out of here with your small budding bosom and your new female emotions that are all so confusing, you ditzy Alp

>> No.13742825

>>13742815
>>13742822
That's it, I'm going to run to succu nee-san and tell her everyone was being mean to me!

>> No.13742832

>>13742818
Russian MGC, where the altar boys molest the priests.

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13742833

Would you a smog monster

>> No.13742834
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13742834

>You will never have some 'Summer lovin' with a greaser Monster Girl.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW0DfsCzfq4

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13742836

>>13742807
I will hold you to that.

>> No.13742837

Uh oh! The Jinko Heavyweight Champion of Sumo is pressing you against a wall with her belly telling you she wants you to sit on her lap and have a steak dinner with you! She's even licking her lips and chuffing!
What do you do!?

>> No.13742838

>>13742804
>fight monster
>it tries to bind you with it's tongue
>"sacrifice" arm
>let yourself be pulled
>uppercut jaw
>finish them while they're reeling
>profit

>> No.13742840

>>13742822
> ditzy alp
Alps are cute and clumsy Alps are even cuter

>> No.13742843

>>13741171
>- - - -
>Identifying Scarlet Bloom is a surprisingly easy task, it is a bright red mass of petals that almost look like a pine cone, the aphrodisiac giving the flower its trademark coloration.
>Finding it though....well....that's a different matter altogether. It's properties are well known to many an alchemist and every P'Orc will grab it when they can, crushing the juices from the delicate petals before mixing it with a drink for a favorite and/or rowdy slave.
>A drop of the stuff got the heart pounding and caused skin to become sensitive to the touch, a perfect, organic marital aid.
>Sadly, it was almost always picked by enterprising men and women looking to make an easy coin so the search may take a while.
>This meant one thing.
>Awkward small talk.
>Now, Hirse wasn't the one to initiate it, like always, so it fell upon you to start it all, beginning with how she's gotten the blasting powder. Last you'd heard it was only the dwarves who could make the stuff.
>"They are," she replied in a terse tone, watching a nearby gaggle of the tiny, flat chested archers walk past, giggling as they pointed at a slave hammering at some rocks "we got it from one in the hills."
>"Interesting, I've not known dwarves to part with something as precious as this "blasting powder" lightly," the undead elf whispered as one of the porcine humanoids broke from her fellows, wandering towards the trio's hiding place behind a ruin "you must have left them something quite precious to get it."
>"We did," the redhead whispered as the orc drew up to the crumbling building, one hand drawing a dagger from its shethe "we left footprints"
>Before she could even react, you whipped around the corner and wrapped your arms around the little P'Orc, one hand over her mouth so she couldn't shriek as you pulled her behind your cover.
>Stealing? You tutted in disappointment as the arm wrapped around the struggling monster's waist slipped down, and inside, her breeches.

>> No.13742844

>>13742838
You forgot a step you faggot. ??? is the most important step.

>> No.13742845

>>13742837
Enjoy free dinner and then run like a bitch?

>> No.13742847

>>13742833
Heck yeah. Problem is that she'll probably hate me since I'm all for alternative fuel sources, that way kids who live under the ozone hole can be allowed to go outside without getting all the cancers. Also I'm bitter because faggots who don't get science and say so, arrogantly believe that they know about a subject than the fucking specialist and rather believe the shills.

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>>13742834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0

>Southern Belle Lamia lovin'

>> No.13742850

>>13742837
Obey her.

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>>13742837
How am I supposed to immediately agree if you're pushing me? Let's roll.

>> No.13742853

>>13742844
I thought that could be skipped.

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13742854

>>13742834
>"Summer days!
Often lead to...Oh-oh!
Oh, those summer nights~<3
Well-uh, well-uh, well-uh, huh!"

>"Tell me more, tell me more."
>"Did you steal a base?"

"Tell me more, tell me more,"
"Was there red on her face?"

>"Tell me more, tell me more."
>"Did he hold your hands?"

"Tell me more, tell me more."
"Did she get in your pants?"

>> No.13742855

>>13742843
>>13742843
Work is busy, will finish around 1am after lifting

>> No.13742857

>>13742853
YOU CANT EVER SKIP THAT STEP ANON IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

>> No.13742859

>>13742849
Get that out of here you traitor of the state.

>> No.13742860

>>13742849
might as well give her a tube top and do donuts in your 78 Trans Am while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
>tfw no bad girl Jinko to be a bad influence on me

>> No.13742863

>>13742854
Smug cat lovin', had me a blast...

Smug cat lovin', happened so fast...

>> No.13742866

>>13742860

>Ram Jam

Holy shit you're my new nigga.

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13742870

Which monster girl would tell you to JUST DO HER ?

>> No.13742871

>>13742849
But lamias can't fit in trailers

>> No.13742872

>there are musicalfags near me

I swear, if we ever get to MGE I will be the alp Hitler.

>> No.13742875

>>13742871
They can drape themselves across the front porch though.

>> No.13742876

>>13742870
SHIA LEWURM

>> No.13742880

>>13742872

What you don't like musicals? Musicals are great in my mind. They're an excuse to get out of the house and no one would bother you like in a theater because that would be rude to the actors.

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>>13742870
What girl I would tell her to "just do her"?? So some forced /u/ action?

Probably a slime

>> No.13742882

>>13742876
made me kek, good job

>> No.13742887

>>13742872
>Musclefags

Oh what I'd give a super /fit/ ryu whos embaressed about her physique.
Probably as much as I would for A super soft arachne

>> No.13742888

>>13742881
You are hopeless.

>> No.13742889

>>13742881
Leave.

>> No.13742891

>>13742887
What does a /fit/ Ryu do? Wrestle thunderclouds?

>> No.13742893

>>13742882
This will be the next thing drawn.
I'm calling it.

>> No.13742894

>>13742881
Anon please

>> No.13742895

>>13742880
They just irritate me.

>>13742887
You want to read that again?

>> No.13742900

>>13742893
Please.

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>>13742870
>>13742876
>A Wurm giving a OSA message to all little kids
>Known throughout the world as an actor in the action hero films as Super Wurm, she gets in front of the green screen and gives out her message
>"JUST! DO HER,"
>"Yesterday, you said you'd confess to her tomorrow. Well, tomorrow's today, so DO HER!"

>> No.13742903

>>13742891
Wrestle uppity storm elementals, go lifting so she can see that one guy she has a crush on, and be on the special edition of Spats Monthly

>> No.13742905

>>13742721
I want a dark priest to climb on top of my and gently make sweet, tender love to me.

>> No.13742906

>>13742872
> alp
> Hitler
You're gonna get bullied into a nindbroken husk before anything like that happens

>> No.13742907

>>13742895
I stand by my statement alp hitler

>> No.13742909

>>13742866
that or Mountain or Nazareth, they're both good sleaze rock bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhM1XZsh6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k
James Gang is also not only acceptable, but they were a much better band than other I listed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdXSb60FJ8c

>> No.13742911

>>13742902
Alright, i now have a permanent grin cause of you

>> No.13742913

>>13742902
I don't want to "do" "her"

>> No.13742914

>>13742872

>Implying you could ever overthrow her majesty Kaiser Grump Alp the First

>> No.13742915

>>13742906
I meant I will eradicate alps and their fruity musicals.

>> No.13742916

>>13742906
>hilter bullied by artfags/being a little bitch
>alp hitler bullied by musicalfags/being a little bitch

IT FITS
IT FITS

>> No.13742917

>>13742913
Speak for yourself, I think the actress that plays Super Wurm is kind of cute.

>> No.13742921

>>13742915
Plays, musicals, opera and symphony are fun

>> No.13742923

>>13742917
You think every Wurm is cute.

>> No.13742925

>>13742914
Anon, alps are no good at anything. What monster could they get to work for them? I may as well just walk in there with my throbbing erection swishing in the air and declare the place mine. Who's gonna oppose me? Alps?

>> No.13742931

>>13742921
Sure.
Die in a fire.
Eh.
Jizz inducing.

>> No.13742935

I want to merge an alp and a holst!

>> No.13742936

I want to ask a Wurm which came first, the egg or the cockatrice?

>> No.13742937

>>13742923
No really, I have an autographed poster and everything. I also follow her on twitter.

>> No.13742939

>>13742925
You really think the Hug Hater became King of Monster Canada by being that kind of alp? You don't know how wrong you are.

>> No.13742941

>>13742937
Fucking Wurmslut.

>> No.13742942

>>13742936
Anon no! You'll make her poor head explode!

>> No.13742944

>>13742935
I want to make a puppet out of you by playing with your optic nerves.

>> No.13742947

>>13742840
Anon, please. Nothing cute about an Alp that has trouble even with simple things like being a tough girl on the internet or some basic paizuri.
It's all spaghetti and fumbling.

>> No.13742951

>>13742902
>>13742870
This was fucking horrible.

>> No.13742952

>>13742935
I will be your Igor, Dr. Frankenstein.

>> No.13742953

>>13742941
I'm not a slut! Unless it's for Super Wurm's actress, I would be a complete slut for her.

>> No.13742955

>>13742939
Whatever, razing the place sounds fun too. Either way I get what I want.

Just, um, are alps viable as slaves? I can't imagine who would want the things.

>> No.13742956

>You will never Princess Carry, or be Prince Carried by, a monstergirl
>No monstergirl will ever call you the best thing that ever happened to her while holding you close
>She'll never kiss you passionately.
>She'll never pull you under the covers and leglock/coil around you while whispering in your ear about how she wants kids.
>You'll never lovingly impregnate her all night under the covers, with the lights off, while holding hands.
>You'll never wake up to find her cuddling you and nuzzling you with her cheek.

God fucking damn it, I just want to experience love.

>> No.13742959

>>13742953
Filthy.

Disgusting.

Wurmslut.

>> No.13742960

>>13742956
Good.

>> No.13742965

>>13742956
That's just their biological drive to procreate anon, love is just a meme.

>> No.13742967

>>13742956
WHAT IS LOVE?
What's a woman?

>> No.13742968

>>13742956
>you will never see some bishie, meek nerd get stalked repeatedly by a sporty, /fit/ werewolf with a plump rump

>> No.13742972

>>13742956
I....I just want to feel wanted.

>> No.13742975

>>13742967
Baby dont hurt me.

>> No.13742976

>>13742833
Does she have Tim Curry's singing voice?

>> No.13742977

>>13742972
have you thought about joining a cult?

>> No.13742978

>>13742965

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rWunrNejmA

Exceedingly relevant.

>> No.13742982
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>>13742968
Wan

>> No.13742983

>>13742972
Volunteer, the people who you're helping out will tend to be thankful for your efforts to help when the rest of the world seems to want to ignore them, and secretly wishes that they disappear.

>> No.13742984

>>13742977
Is it a monstergirl cult?

>> No.13742985

>>13742967
Perdition. Conflict. Doubt. Cageyness. Deceit. Whims. Idolatry. Pettiness. Falseness. Convenience.

>> No.13742986

>>13742942
>You ask your Wurm waifu which came first, the cockatrice or the egg
>She looks you confused for a bit before coiling up and putting her hand on her chin in deep thought
>You think you broke her when and you try to prod her into talking
>"Anon don't distract me, I'm thinking"
>You leave her be, feeling a little bad
>Days later you are randomly going about your bussiness when a headache reaches you
>You think you can faintly hear your Wurm waifu in your head
>"Anon come home! i think... i think i know why we exist and the purpose of life!"
>yfw she reached enlightenment and developed telephaty in just a few days.

>> No.13742987

>>13742968
Good. It'd be worse than watching fucking paint dry.

>> No.13742988

>>13742984
in the modern age?
no
but we could start one.

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>>13742982
You can't trick me, anon. That's a Polt, not a Werewolf.

>> No.13742994

>>13742984
you know the knights templar IRL were accused of worshiping baphomet
granted no one had heard of this baphomet at that time and many suspect the church made it up so they could steal their money.

>> No.13742995

>>13742982

Goddamnit every time I see Polt's ass I get the biggest urge to bury my face into the crevasse between her anus and vulva and just take huge, gaping whiffs of her smell.

I can't explain it. But I want to taste, smell, and wan the Polt.

>> No.13742996

>>13742976
Yes

>> No.13742997

>>13742972
I WANT YOU TO WANT ME.

>> No.13742998
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>>13742972

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>>13742989
You're right.

How's this?

>> No.13743004

>>13742995
>gaping whiffs of her smell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0Ws-d3uHE

>> No.13743005

>>13742999
She's a QT. I would work out with her.

>> No.13743006

>>13742995
>fur covered vagina

>> No.13743007

>>13742972
You're pathetic.

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13743013

>>13742995

>> No.13743015

>>13743004

Yes exactly that.

I want to imprint Polt's smell onto my face and into my brain so that no matter how far ahead of me we would be on the quest to get /fit/ the aroma of dripping hot and wet Kobold pussy is enough drive to go the distance.

>> No.13743018

>>13742996
Then yes. God yes, give me that toxic love.

>> No.13743019

>>13742944
Jokes on you!
I have no nerves!

>>13742952
It's Frankensteen!
Frank-en-steen!

You can't join me for this but you can for the dragon-slime splicing.

>> No.13743020

>>13743007
You're hurting my feelings.

>> No.13743023

>>13743013
Picked up
Taken home
Belly rubbed

>> No.13743025

>>13743020
Your feelings are shit.

>> No.13743026
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>>13743015
Someone get this man a Kobold.

>> No.13743027

>>13743006

>Implying Polt's massive carpet that can endure even the most powerful of shears isn't one of the greatest things about her on a physical level
>Implying you don't want to feel that furry cushion every time you make love to the richest monster this side of Nippon

>> No.13743031

>>13743025
Why are you so mean?

>> No.13743032

>>13742833
>Goji Chan isn't the one flying towards her
0/10

>> No.13743035

>>13742833
I'd let her shit in my mouth.

>> No.13743036

>>13743023
Careful, if you try to pick her up without letting her sniff your hand she might bite you.

>> No.13743039

>>13743035
Out the fuck get.

>> No.13743041

>>13742935
You fool! You know not the powers you are toying with.

>> No.13743042

>>13743035
>>>/d/

>> No.13743044

>>13743026

I want to massage a Kobold's hand and foot paw pads like a motherfucker until she lets me rub her belly and snigger when her leg goes ballistic

>> No.13743045

>>13743031
Because I have a reputation to keep.

>> No.13743046
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13743046

>>13741646

>> No.13743053

>>13743046
I don't like it.

>> No.13743054

>>13743036
>Let her sniff one hand
>The other is scratching the base of her ears
>Tail commences wagging

Chubby corgi girls a best

>> No.13743055

>>13743046
That looks delightful,

>> No.13743057
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13743057

>>13743046
>forgive me padre for I have sinned
A+

>> No.13743064

>>13743054
>Can't control herself, lets out a short, high-pitched 'WAN'.
>Blushes harder, her tail goes into turbo-wagging.
>Proceed with the shoulder ride.

>> No.13743068

>>13743064
>Shoulder rude for a while, her tail almost whacking your head.
>Pick her up suddenly and she whines in disappointment until you switch it into a princess carry.
>Tail shifts into maximum overwag

>> No.13743070

>>13742999
10/10 would be rivals with.

>> No.13743074

>>13743070
>"Smell ya later!"
>She actually sneaks into your house that night, presses her face into your hair and breathes deeply.

>> No.13743077

I want a Jinko to perform a Final Atomic Buster on me!

>> No.13743078

>>13743074
She better be fast or else she's getting a fist in the face.

>> No.13743080

>>13743077
That would break your spine and kill you.

>> No.13743081

>>13743077
I want a mantis girl to chop my vegetables and cook me soup!

>> No.13743084

Back on the subject of aging monster girls, I find the kikimora to be a particularly tragic case.

You find her collapsed on the floor again, having lost her balance trying to clean imaginary cobwebs from the ceiling corner. You sigh and gently lift her light frame and carry her to her chair. She's unhurt, of course. Not much more than feathers and bones, but her body hasn't completely shut down yet.

You spare her the lecture, she wouldn't listen anyway. Kikimora may have a docile temperament, but they also have a stubborn streak unlike any other. There are few things more futile than asking a kikimora not to clean.

You check her medicine cabinet. She hasn't taken her morning medications again. You pour her a glass of water and bring the pills over to the chair. She puts on a dour face but complies, taking the pills and finishing the glass. You take care to handwash the glass and place it exactly where you found it, lest she exert herself again trying to 'fix' it.

Another wordless trip through her room complete. You catch the movement of her rising out of her chair as you close the door behind you. Compulsion incarnate. I wonder if she cleans to remember her master, or to forget him.

>> No.13743085

>>13743074
>Wake up
>She is in your dirty clothes bin
>She ODed on your worn underwear and their scent

>> No.13743088

>>13742982

That ass just never quits.

>> No.13743089

>>13743084
Great, can you fuck off now?

>> No.13743090

>>13743081
She would do anything to receive headpats.

>> No.13743091

>>13743084
You are underestimating the amazing powers of the headpats.

Seriously, the only way your Kiki maid ends up like that is because you neglected your daily headpat duty.

>> No.13743094

>>13743070
>>13743074
>You'll never train hard and always best her Dudley-style in your fisticuffs and squabbles so she gets motivated to practice more and more everyday
>You'll never remain victorious until white strands of hair start appearing on your head
>She'll never eventually beat you in a fight
>You'll never congratulate her for finally winning, before retiring from being her "rival" due to your age catching up to you
>She'll never keep pestering you to keep fighting her, even though your performance and skill have already begun to slip away
>You'll never tell her to challenge a younger fighter and become their rival just as you did to her, propagating the fighter's spirit for the next generation

>> No.13743100

>>13743094
I want to burn out! I wanna burn so brightly and so fiercely that when the flame is gone, there's gonna be just a mound of white ashes and nothing else! No smoke, no charred remains. Just white ash!

>> No.13743110

>>13743084
Shut up.

>> No.13743112

>>13743084
Cool, go write a story about it that no one will read.

>> No.13743113

>That beginning of the thread
I thought we vanillafags were hatred here

>> No.13743118

>>13743046
I get that reference.

>> No.13743119

>>13743113
Everyone is hated at some point in these threads anon. You just gotta own your shit, you know?

>> No.13743120

>>13743113
No, the only ones that are really hated are the you know whofags.

>> No.13743130

I want to give a Succubus the hour of the day.

>> No.13743131

>>13743113
>Implying they're not

>> No.13743132

>>13743119
>>13743120
I don't know, I can't post too much due to personal reasons but I remember a time in which we were at the bottom, with people saying these threads are only for maledom and femdom and telling us to fuck off.

>> No.13743135

>>13743132
>This thread
>Including maledom in anything

That's fucking hilarious.

>> No.13743136
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>Godiva hair
>Sun beams
>Clingy clothes
>Straight-up Barbie doll tits
Cerea better be fucking amazing next episode, or I'm already dropping this shit. Half the reason I even bother with the manga is because of gratuitous tits & asses.

Though I will say Smith is fucking top tier right now, and I ain't even a Smithfag.

>> No.13743145

>>13743136
God job killing the thread.

>> No.13743147

>>13743046
Looks like pure bliss.

>> No.13743148

>>13743145
Noooo you fucker, what did you do?

>> No.13743150

>>13743130
I want to give a Succubus all the cunt teasing but never put out.

>> No.13743152

>>13743145
Yeah, because these threads NEVER have random gaps where people stop posting...

>> No.13743153
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>>13743130
Give a Succubus an hour and they'll take a month.

>> No.13743156

>>13743131
But why.

>> No.13743157

>>13743153
>Those hands.

>> No.13743158

>>13743153
Is this like when I gave that hinezumi a cookie and got a HEALTHY one out of it?

>> No.13743162

>>13743153
I want to be assaulted by a Succubus while i'm trying to sleep only for me to turn the tables on her and rape her to sleep

>tfw you will never wake up one day with a satisfied Succubus cuddling you.

>> No.13743165

>>13743156
Same reason for hating sunshinefags, trying to leave your dick prints all over everything.

>> No.13743175
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13743175

Floors are for breaking.

>> No.13743177

>>13743165
Cry more.

>> No.13743183

>>13743175
I want to be that smug bastard who attempted to pelviscerate an ushi-oni.

>> No.13743184

>>13743177
I will, until one of you assholes rewrite the ending to have me be happy and in love with some MG, holding hands and doing couple things.

>cry more
>WHYYYY? Why do you hate us?

Simply eric.

>> No.13743185 [SPOILER] 
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DON'T OPEN IT

>> No.13743186

>tried to catch a wolf spider under a shot glass so I can throw it outside
>ended up accidentally smashing the shit out of it

How would a arachne react witnessing this?

>> No.13743187

>>13743183
>attempted

>> No.13743188
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>>13743175
Can't we just stick to breaking the bed? The landlord is already mad enough with the scratch marks on the floor & dings in the wall.

Besides, I get a discount on mattresses at the furniture store with my frequent buyer's card. 15% off on beds or bedding, plus every 11th mattress is free.

>> No.13743190

>>13743175
No they're not.

Stupid fucking spidercows.

>> No.13743195

>>13743186
Don't know, but that that mothgirl next door is gonna be all over your dick and coat.

>> No.13743198
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13743198

W is for We shall be preforming an audit on you, Mr. Anon. Please expect our Tanuki agents within the next new days.

>> No.13743199

>>13743186
>accidentally smashing the shit out of it
The glass or the spider? I only ask because wolf spiders are supposed to be hard to catch with how pants-shittingly fast they are.

>> No.13743200

>>13743186
Wolf spiders are scary. She won't mind.

>> No.13743202

>>13743188
but you can't surprise the quiet dwellers in the apartment below you, freaking them out when they see a pelviscerating ushi crash through the ceiling.

>>13743190
They're in love. They're not being reasonable.

>> No.13743204

>>13743198
Why is an audit being preformed on me?

>> No.13743206

>>13743204
They are checking for tax evasion. Better hide you shit before they throw you in the slammer.
And not the good kind where you get fucked by MGs, but the bad kind where you're made into a man's prison bitch.

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>>13743162
>You will never be stalked by a Kunoichi while you sleep
>She will never admire your sleeping face for hours at a time, despite your snoring and silly, happy looking face as you dream happy dreams
>She will never vanish as quick as she came when you start to wake up, after she started caressing your body a little too much

>> No.13743209

I want to see how a Wurm would deal with a Chesire smugness.

>> No.13743211

>>13743198
Anyway I can "convince" them not to audit me?

>> No.13743215

>>13743211
Nope. Better hide your items or run off to Mexico.
I'm sure there are a bunch of Hispanic Kikis for you down there.

>> No.13743216

>>13743206
Ah it's fine, I always pay my taxes.

It's probably the shota upstairs they're looking for.

>> No.13743218

>>13743188
>>13743175

I want to make an Ushi-Oni patch up everything she breaks with her shitty webbing!

>> No.13743219

>>13743215
Kikis and werelobos.

>> No.13743220

>>13743215
Wow, you just killed my maidboner.

>> No.13743221

>>13743215
Really? I wold be willing to do ANYTHING to not go bankrupt.

>> No.13743222

>>13743198
Funny, I thought it was a burger all this time.

>> No.13743223

>>13743219
Sassy Spanish Kikis and Werelobos who try and serenade you despite a language barrier.

>> No.13743225

>>13743215
>Hispanic Maid
>Not wanting the incredibly rare swiss Kiki
It's almost like you don't want to step it up and have better tastes.

>> No.13743226

>>13743222
Nope. She's been eating a pie this entire time.
Tin and all.

>> No.13743228

>>13743195
>mothgirl next door is gonna be all over your coat.

I kind of want to bully the mothgirl nextdoor by throwing moth balls at her

>>13743199
The spider. They are fast but usually I only see them when their dumbass gets stuck in the bathtub

>> No.13743229

>>13743211
What if I bribe the tanuki with promises of cash and dickings

>> No.13743232

>>13743229
>writing checks your dick can't cash

>> No.13743234
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>>13743202
I wonder if that's a common occurrence in large apartment complexes that house monster girls
>One night, getting hot and heavy with your Ushi waifu
>She decided to give you a 'special treat' & pull off her seal
>You're already coming up on the fifth hour
>You've come so many times you've lost track
>Your pelvis is so brused it feels like it's going to give out
>*CRACK!!*
>Wait, that wasn't your pelvis
>*CRASH!!!*
>The flooor gives way, and your bed crashes down into the apartment below
>You're in your neighbor's bedroom, he himself in the middle of being fucked by his Oni waifu
>You wave to him. 'Hey, Ted...'
>'Floor give out on you again, Bill?'
>'Yeah. That's the last time I trust a Wurm contractor. I don't care how sweet or cheap she is. She couldn't tell a hammer from her boyfriend's dick.'
>'I know a guy who might be able to help. I'll give you his number tomorrow.'
>Neither wife had stopped riding their husbands as this is going on

>> No.13743235

>>13743207
>A dangerous looking Kunoichi walks up to you, her eyes locking with yours.
>Her gaze alone is too much.
>Blurt out: "P-Please don't rape me!"
>She smirks, at least you think she did, under the mask.
>She gets real close to your face.
>"I already raped you a week ago."
>She disappears in a cloud of dark smoke.
>There's a wet stain on your crotch.

>> No.13743239

>>13743228
That's not bullying, that's attempted murder.

>> No.13743240

>>13743235
>A week ago
Succubuslaughing.jpg

>> No.13743242

>>13743234
I would think ushi-onis would be forced to stay on the ground floor because of thing like this.

>> No.13743246

>>13743234
>get ushi waifu
>required extra home issuance, building inspector required to survey living area, structural reinforcements

is it worth it?

>> No.13743247

>>13743235

>"You are already raped"

>> No.13743249

>>13743242
No, the bottom floors are refurbished to accommodate aquatic monsters. Do you know how much of a tax write-off you get for being able to house mermaid species?

>> No.13743250

>>13743198
I wanna pop a Wurm's cherry! !

>> No.13743251

>>13743247
> "You're already raped"
" What? You can't have-"
cum

>> No.13743252

>>13743239
Attempted murder, seriously? Is throwing onion rings at a vampire attempted murder too?

>> No.13743253

What's the best way to fuck any monster girl I want without having to marry any of them?

>> No.13743255

>>13743252
Waving torches at her or touching crosses to her naked flesh is though

>> No.13743257

>>13743252
What do you think mothballs are?

>> No.13743259

>>13743175
I want to ward off a cuddlespider by waving around a burning torch. Causing her to let out a hiss, then retreat back to her cave.

There will be no killer cuddles from the cuddlespider tonight.

>> No.13743263
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Is there anything better than rubbing big meaty paws?

>> No.13743264

I want a Shrimp girl to decorate my cocktail!

>> No.13743266

>>13743255
There is a mention of a god in the angel profile, but not the chief god. You think GOD exists in MGE? Would crucifixes work in MGE against the undead if you have faith regardless of god being there or not?

>Encounter vampire
>She tells you of all the ways she will ravish you in the most seductive of tones
>Pull out crucifix
>She just stares, until she takes it out of your hand
>Examines it
>Finds it quite charming and agrees to let you go if you make some for her

Well allright then.

>> No.13743267

>>13743175
I wouldn't mind cuddling with an Ushi-Oni like that. I bet it would be nice.

>> No.13743268

>>13743263
Not at all, Anubis' footpaws smell like the warm desert sands on which they tread.

>> No.13743275

I'm getting real tired of all this ushi cuddling, someone get that MGE purest in here to talk about how they are rape machines and ruin the fun

>> No.13743277
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>>13743263
Holding human hands and feet.

>> No.13743280

>>13743263
Anything that puts a cute blush on a monstergirl's face is excellent.

>> No.13743282

>>13743275
Can't be bothered since I know it's all lies anyway.

>> No.13743286

>>13743277
Shoo, begone Elf.

Go back to your Elf kingdom, or whatever.

>> No.13743288

>>13743257

Mostly Naphthalene refined from petroleum. Usually mixed with a bit of sawdust and paraffin wax to form balls.

>> No.13743289

>>13743263
Turning loli Elves into breeding sows and selling the children born as slaves for a massive profit.

>> No.13743294

>>13743286
You can't cover up the truth. Meaty paws a shit. May as well dance with your dog.

>> No.13743296

>>13743286
>>13743289
But elves are a peaceful race? Why do you say such horrible things?

>> No.13743299

>>13743296
>Peaceful
They weren't so peaceful when they attempted to commit genocide during the first great war, and viewing anything that isn't an Elf as trash that deserves to be thrown away.

>> No.13743301

>>13743296
>elves
>peaceful

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>>13743296
They're peaceful now, but just wait.

>> No.13743312

>>13743234
Your fault for not hiring Ant contractors! They're hard workers and you can even pay in semen!

>> No.13743314
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13743314

What do you folks think of the qt ghosts from the Fatal Frame series?

>> No.13743316

>>13743268
Anon, she isn't some tribal savage living in nomadic tent villages out in the sands. Modern anubutts live in the towns and cities and have access to all the finest pawpad care to keep them soft and supple.

>> No.13743319

>>13743266
Lure her by a freshwater river and push her in! Run home and say she's not invited in!

>> No.13743323

>>13743312
>tfw no hard-working Ant Girl construction worker wife to tend to when she come back all sweaty and tired from work.

>> No.13743328

>>13743314
>animated jpg
how you do this?

>> No.13743331

>>13743328
Animated? It's not moving, Anon

>> No.13743333

>>13743289
How far do you go anon?
Pump till pregnant or splurging on potions and items so they have wide, exaggerated hips for easier birthings and full, milky breasts to better feed their offspring?

>> No.13743335

>>13743328
Wait what, it's animated?

>> No.13743341

>>13743323

Ant strength would be terrifying on a bigger ant. If they kept their relative strength to body size, imagine how a human-sized one would be. I've seen a video that maths this out and while I don't remember the numbers, I know for a fact that I wouldn't want to make her mad.

>> No.13743342

>>13743333
Pump till pregnant.
We even let certain individuals with enough coin fuck them while they're pregnant, or even sire their own slave if they're into that. The current cost for a slave is 10 Silver.

>> No.13743344

>>13743319
>not carrying sunfire pods, iron, brass, church dirt, and holy water on your person at all times

You want to get raped don't you anon?

>> No.13743347

>>13743328

>animated jpg

WHAT?
ILL NEVER BE SAFE AGAIN

>> No.13743356

>>13743344
I tried throwing church dirt at her, and that just made her angry for getting her dress dirty! She even promised to turn my pelvis into dust!

>>13743341
That's why they make such great construction workers!

>> No.13743360

Zombina's voice makes my pants feel funny. Is that normal?

>> No.13743362

>>13743360
Yes.

It's your body letting you know who best girl is.

>> No.13743365
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>"it isn't rape, it's a 'consent-optional relationship' !"

>> No.13743366
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13743366

Can I love an oomukade?

>> No.13743367

>>13743366
No.

>> No.13743368

>>13743366
No

>> No.13743370

>>13743365
Her face pisses me off.

>> No.13743371

>>13743366
No.

>> No.13743372

>>13743366
You can. In fact I do to. The saddest thing is, I even had dreams where I fondled and sucked the pincer tail blades or an oomukade while she strokes my hair with a small, happy smile on her face.

>> No.13743374

>>13743366
You'll have to breathe through your mouth, but yes.

>> No.13743375

So after watching the episode this thread feels new to me for some reason. Either because I have a fresh, happy outlook on MGs or because I think everyone is a newfag.

>> No.13743376

>>13743366
you ever seen a centipede eat a mouse?

>> No.13743378

>>13743366
Of course, Smelly Pede-chan a cute.

>> No.13743380

>>13743376
I've seen one eat a snake and one that got eaten by a snake but then burst out because they were around the same size

>> No.13743381
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>>13743375
Why would there be newfags here? They're all on /a/, you dumb-dumb. Now don't worry, be happy!

>> No.13743382

>>13743372
Lucky bastard.

>> No.13743383

>>13743366
I saw a video of bugs fighting and a centipede kicked every other bugs ass. Can you handle that love anon, love of a literal killing machine?

>> No.13743389

>>13743277
Oh my gosh she is so cute

I want to teach her how humins make love

>> No.13743390

>>13743383
Yeah I never got that from their profile

>Shy, meek, paranoid

Actual Centipede

>Viscous fast active carnivores that tear apart snakes bigger than them as a snack

>> No.13743391

>>13743381
Rachne is such a kinky slut holy hell, muh dick.

>> No.13743392

>>13743389
She's an Elf anon, she's seen it all a thousand times in their inna woods orgies.

>> No.13743393

>>13743383
Absolutely! I'd feel so safe wrapped in her coils knowing she can fend off even dragon queens.

>> No.13743394
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>>13743263
rubbing beat meaty butts

>tfw massage fetish
>barely any MG massage stories or art

>> No.13743399

>>13743391
>kinky
Yes.
>slut
No.
>>13743393
Oomukade vs Dragon catfight when?

>> No.13743400

>>13743390
The profile says they're considered similar to Ushi-Onis. And threadcanon turned them into spaghetti monsters.

>> No.13743401

>>13743184
That's right, be buttblasted.

>> No.13743402

>>13743394
The only recent stories with massages in them that I'm aware of was in Quicksilver's Ryu story. It was really short though if I'm remembering correctly.

>> No.13743404
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>>13743391
Behold now your domme, bound and gagged, and know that Suu is best girl.

>> No.13743405
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>>13743366
I wish we had more Oomukade like this one instead of the smelly neet one
I'd be down for some warrior centipede

>> No.13743407

>>13743394
>>13743402
Massages, eh? And centipedes being talked about, too. A lewd massage might be written out of those ingredients.

>> No.13743409

>>13743404
not bound and gagged, that's just transport mode

>takes a crane to get it out

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13743411

So who else watched Overlord?

>> No.13743412

>>13743404
I don't care, switches make me rock hard. Suu is nice too.

>> No.13743413

>>13743411
i didn't

>> No.13743414

>>13743374
>>13743378
Has Smelly Pede surpassed Bonnet Tipper Lizardman as the worst threadcanon yet?

>> No.13743418

>>13743381
>>13743404
>Spidergirl with a self-bondage fetish
I need this now.

>> No.13743421

>>13743412
But surely she's not a switch voluntarily.
>>13743414
It did that when it was first conceived by virtue of having been born in Alp's story.

>> No.13743422

>>13743399
>no monsters sluts in EMG

Dream on, MGE doesn't seem so bad now does it.

>> No.13743423

>>13743402
I think I read that one already. It was pretty nice.

>>13743407
oh boy
Giving or receiving?

>> No.13743425

>>13743411
I played Overlord.

Good game.

>> No.13743426

>>13743413
Four words: Twin loli dark elves.

>> No.13743427

>>13743414
Anon no! Smelly Pede-chan is just a nickname!

>> No.13743430

>>13743426
ok so what is it?

>> No.13743432

>>13743422
I never said that. Miia's mom is a total slut. But Rach isn't.

>> No.13743434

>>13743405
>You insipid worm. You dare stand against me and my troops' right to conquer this land for our people?
>I'll give you a minute to run, be quick I have other matters to attend to.

>> No.13743435

>>13743411
>GATE
>Monmusu
>Jitsuwa
>Overlord

Is this the season of the monstergirl?

>> No.13743436

>>13743423
>giving or receiving
The Oomukade is receiving, because she's the one who just molted.

>> No.13743437

>>13743432
Anon pls.

>> No.13743439

>>13743435
We are entering the golden age of monster girls. Either that or the dark age of normalfags.

>> No.13743440

>>13743435
The Illuminati is slowly preparing the world for 2017.

>> No.13743441

I want to bite off a Werebat's head!

>> No.13743442

>>13743435

>2015
>human girls btfo

>> No.13743444

>>13743436
>Giving a massage to a freshly molted, almost unbearably sensitive Oomukade
Writefags? Drawfags? Where you at?

>> No.13743447

>>13743444
Alp wrote it, you might not care that much anymore.

>> No.13743448

>>13743441
Is that why Schizanthus wasn't continued?

>> No.13743450

>>13743427
It's the worst. I hope Alp sees my impotent bitching and wipes his pastebin again!

>> No.13743451

>>13743439
With VR and so many vidya IP getting sequels, along with the idea that more art of mg's can be potentially be made. Yes I am excited. I don't even care for the shitposting that'll occur because I can just ignore the threads until it dies down. It always dies down unless you're in a board whose culture won't allow shitposting to fizzle out.

>> No.13743453

>>13743439
>the dark age of normalfags
Isn't that always?

>> No.13743455

>>13742614
>Sarah has no idea the trap you set for her
>because of a power outage at work a few weeks back you found out that she's a bit chuuni
>she goes all out when she thinks she's alone
>thanks to some tech help from your buddy you got some webcams set up
>goddamn she's too cute when she's all chuuni
>but you decided to become exactly what she needs:
>a nemesis
>so enters your trap
>thanks to the same friend who set up the webcams he gets to work on a box
>a box that will house your greatness
>the same friend acts as a fedex guy and drops the box off at your place
>Sarah notices it's for her
>you can hear her almost break glass she's so happy and quickly brings your box inside
>as soon as she opens the box she's greeted by something
>it's you in full luchadore garb riding two roombas that are attached to your feet
>so began one of the most craziest and amazing roleplay sessions you two ever shared together

>> No.13743458

>>13743450
But Alp gave his word he would never do it again, and what is there in this world to believe in other than that?

>> No.13743459

>>13743447
>>13743450
Poor Alp, always getting bullied. I haven't actually seen him around lately. Alp, are you dead?

>> No.13743460

Ok anon, think of your waifu/favorite race.

Got her?

Good! She was sent to the ER after a car accident for a minor fix when she got mixed up into an experimental, arcane sorcery.

Roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random until you get another race.

She's a hybrid of this race and her old race now.
On the plus side, you got some sweet tanuki sheckles and a cosmic summer home out of the deal.

>> No.13743463

>>13743459
I'm just a part of the mob of haters so I can feel I belong

>> No.13743465

>>13743455
Husbando of the decade.

>> No.13743466

>>13743459
I hope he is.

>> No.13743468

>>13743460
>Apophis Kunoichi
Yesss.

>> No.13743472

>>13743460
>Alp
>Khepri DNA infusion

She gets Guyver armor and begins calling me pharaoh.

See me every saturday morning guys.

>> No.13743473

>>13743460
>Kiki x Hellhound
Dear lord, I don't think I'd be able to handle the WAN

>> No.13743474

>>13743460
Oomukade with Roper. Oh god the tentacle rape with chitin sex hugs.

I'm pretty sure I'd end up being an ahegao'ing slut who'd end up licking the slime off the tentacles and suck off the venom from her tattoos.

>> No.13743475

>>13743460
>Dragon mixed with Girtablilu
What has science done? Something wonderful.

>> No.13743476

>>13743460
Waifu succubutts gets spliced with devil bug...

Into to the trash she goes where she will honestly probably like it

>> No.13743478

>>13743460
>dragon to mimic
>She stuffs her entire hoard in the chest
>whenever she pops out coins fly everywhere

>> No.13743479

>>13743460
>Oomukade x Beelzebub
I like this idea

>> No.13743481

>>13743460
>Crow Tengu mixed with Succubus
So she's just lewder and has black sclera? Nice.

>> No.13743482

>>13743441
HA

>> No.13743488

>>13743460
>Cheshire and Hellhound

Kill me.

>> No.13743489

>>13743473
>Feathers are now a firery read and her eye's blaze with bale fire.
>She can find you in the house wherever you are.
>Wans when surprised.

>> No.13743490

>>13743455
someone draw this please

>> No.13743494

>>13743473
Hey, now you actually can have a dominant Kiki!

>> No.13743495

Anyone else want a bright red hellhound?

>> No.13743497

>>13743495
Why?

>> No.13743499

>>13743497
Firey redhead

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>>13743460
>Werecat and Living Doll
How erotic.

>> No.13743504

>>13743499
No thanks, I'm not into un-tameable dog girls.

>> No.13743509

Last thread, a tale was begun of the spooky ranger wraith thingie trying to secure blasting powder from P'Orcs by putting aphrodisiacs in everything they consumed. It wasn't finished, was it?

>> No.13743514

>>13743460
Ushi-oni
Cheshire Cat
I wasn't prepared for this please send help

>> No.13743516

>>13743509
It had a continuation here: >>13742843
But Average is currently busy.

>> No.13743517

>>13743514
She's already there for you, anon. She's always there for you.
>>13743516
>currently busy
I thought so, since it wasn't added to the pastebin.

>> No.13743519

>>13743514
Run anon, while you still can!

>> No.13743523

>>13743460
>Hellhound
>Werecat
How does this work.
And does she now have a ribbed and perfectly heated vagina?

>> No.13743528

>>13743460
>Familiar
>Cheshire
So striped, teleporting, invisible, faggot cat Familiar?
Sign me up!

>> No.13743531

>>13743460

P'Orc x Ignis. So a bacon elemental?

>> No.13743534

>>13743514
>frisky invisible Ushi

That's a keeper.

>> No.13743552

>>13743528
>Familiar
Wait, does that mean your faggot cat might mellow the fuck out if you order her to? No, no it doesn't, since familiars are kind of faggots too. Shit.

>>13743514
>Invisible, teleporting rape machines
That's just not fair.

>> No.13743557

>>13743460
>Dark priest scylla
So I'm now dating a sea bishop with squid parts instead of fish parts? I know I'm getting some sweet "foot" jobs out of the deal.

>> No.13743559

>>13743460
>Dragon and Kitsune
So Priscilla?

>> No.13743566

>>13743460
>Kraken x Wight
Has science gone too far?

>> No.13743570

>>13743566
>The two most Ara Ara monster in one package
It needs to go farther

>> No.13743576

>>13742843
>"Oh, excuse me! Let me pull out the piles of gold we have!" Hirse snarled, her nose wrinkling as the squelching noise grew louder "Perhaps I could have left her with some mithril blade or some spare rubies we have lying around!"
>"There's no need to be rude," Celes said as you finished off the P'Orc, the girl collapsing into a satisfied heap after a shake of pleasure "and besides, what of the dwarf you stole this from? It besmirches the honor of your order if you steal from those you wish to protect."
>Hirse turned as red as her hair, a finger jabbing at the lithe elven spirit.
>"Our honor? OUR HONOR? Stealing to help drive back the hordes is too much but letting...HIM do nothing but work his way into the pants of anything female is fine?" she hissed, barely keeping her voice low lest the other P'Orcs hear you "Do you know what its like for HIM to be one of our best? To know that this SLACKER is the best ranger we ever had?"
>You cocked an eyebrow at that, telling her that flattery wasn't going to get her everywhere, especially when she could just buy you dinn-
>"Shut it!" she growled, getting nose to nose with you, the loli P'Orc snoozing happily on the ground "Every day I got to wake up and hear how you were squandering your talents. During infiltration training you were the loudest of us all but as soon as a pair of tits was involved? You'd be in and out without leaving a strand of hair. Archery? You have LITERALLY failed to hit the broadside of a barn but when you wanted to get with that elven ambassador? (Celes's pointed ears perked up at this) You shot an apple off the head of an initiate without even aiming."
>Her voice was cracking now, years of emotion boiling over in a single instant.
>Combat? Lost to a cripple without a weapon while you had an axe but HERE you've cut through hordes with just your hands! Smithing? You couldn't make a simple shield but could make that necklace for the werecat scout in fifth company!"

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13743577

What do I have to fuse to get one of these? I want one.

>>13743570
>The two most Ara Ara
See, the first thing my mind went to was what she could do with all those extra ghost tentacles. I am ridiculously hard right now.

>> No.13743578

>>13743460
>Troll x Wyvern

Wow, could I only ride her at night?
Can we be the terror that flaps in the night?

>> No.13743586

>>13743570
How? With some added grapesnake[/ spoiler]?

>> No.13743593

>>13743570
>Kraken
>Ara Ara

what

>> No.13743597
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13743597

>>13743593
>ten slimy appendages for teasing you
>that smirk
How is she not?

>> No.13743604

>>13743460
Lamia and Mantis
So my wife is an hydralisk now?
For the swarm, I guess.

>> No.13743609

>>13743604
But hydras shoot spines too

Is Kerrigan a monster girl?

>> No.13743612

>>13743604
Every damn day you come home and open the door, warily creeping through the house, waiting. Waiting for the Zerg Rush you know is coming, but not when, and not from where. Waiting for that blood curdling, cock hardening KEKEKEKE before your clothes are sliced off and you're tackled to the ground to be milked for the Swarm until dinner.

After your second daughter your wife becomes a den queen. Somehow.

>> No.13743614

>>13743460
>Ryu
>Thunderbird
Holy shit

>> No.13743615

>>13743576
>Ah Ninya, you wonder how she was doing. The ass on that cat just wouldn't quit. That and she was a great napping partner.
>Further thoughts were interrupted by the rant continuing.
>"Accounting, history, alchemy, it's the same story time and time again, you never do anything until a woman's involved. If we had ten, no, FIVE rangers with your skill we'd be sitting on Mount Doom itself. Instead we get to look out and watch as you treat what was supposed to be a punishment, one last chance to redeem yourself, as a damned vacation! Do you know what I'd give to have your skill? To finally end this all? To never have to compare myself to YOU!?"
>She was panting now, trembling with a flurry of emotions as she glared at you,her fists clenched and the edges of her eyes wet with dew.
>For once, you didn't know what to say, you didn't know what magic words would make this all go away.
>You tried to say you were sorry.
>It didn't work.
>"Oh shove it," Hirse growled, wiping her eyes clear with the back of her hand "I bet the only reason your doing this is because you think you'll get to bed me or someone after this is all done isn't it?"
>Your silence was the only answer she needed.
>"Figures," she snorted, turning towards the sleeping monster on the ground, "go get your damn flowers."
>You wanted to say something but you kept quiet, anything you said would just make things worse.
>Without a sound you slipped from the ruins, moving through the brush towards a lone P'orc.
>She was sipping from a mug of the foul stuff they called grog, a pungent drink that was probably pure alcohol.
>A twig snapped under your foot but it was too late for the girl her face turning around just in time for you to pounce.
>Her shout of warning was silenced by your lips closing on hers, tongues dancing as you pulled her back into the bushes, hands already getting to work tugging her curly tail and giving that plump rump a squeeze.

>> No.13743619

>>13743614
I think you just made some kind of scaly Thor.

>> No.13743626

>>13743460
>Cheshire
>yeti
yeti is too pure to be fused with a faggot cat

>> No.13743635

>>13743626
But anon, cuddles that can come from anywhere at any time.

>> No.13743640

>>13743626
So you'd just get a smug Yeti who does surprise hugs.
>Anon is getting his morning paper
>In his bathrobe and Jabberwock slippers while carrying a cup of joe
>Yeti pops into existence and bear hugs him
>Disappears as quickly as she came
>Your coffee is all over your crotch

>> No.13743642

>>13743460

>Kejourou with Roper

oh dear.

>> No.13743644

>>13743460
cockatrice x doppleganger

Huh

>> No.13743645

>>13743640
>your
His*. Dammit all.

>> No.13743662

Forgive me for being an idiot, but what's the status on the MGQP patch?
Last I heard anything about it was in April, I think.

>> No.13743666

>>13743460
>Werewolf and Wyvern
Can my dick survive?

>> No.13743668

>>13743666
Where Wyverns dare?

>> No.13743678

>>13743662
https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/05/02/updates-and-such/

>Edit: Thanks to people that sent me emails offering to help. I’ve been busy this weekend and will get back to you this week.

Unless he's meant in IRC it's been over a month since that update.

>> No.13743679

>>13743662
Why ask here and not the /vg/ thread?
And it's still .02.

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13743681

>>13743597

shes also alot of fun to hang out with apparently
and very cute when flustered

http://nhentai.net/g/125804/

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13743684

The melting of the polar ice caps threatens native Glacies populations!

>> No.13743689

>>13743615
>She melted like butter beneath your assault, all those years of training allowing you to find her weak spots in seconds, causing the porcine girl to melt in your arms until her glazed eyes struggled to focus.
>She was done in seconds, laying back in the leaves so you could go back to looking, your keen eyes spotting the familiar bloom next to another girl who stared into the fields, a bored look on her face.
>She too fell as you silently crossed the empty field, unaware up until your fingers plunged into her and your teeth nibbled her ears.
>It was easy, the other girl's falling with nary a sound other than a orgasmic cry of bliss. it made you feel uneasy, Hirse's words coming back to you.
>Were you really just doing this all for a simple lay in the sack?
>We're you really just driven by the need for sex?
>"You're thinking," a calming voice whispered to you as the final monster was face down in the dirt, snoring happily as you prepared to harvest a second plant "did that woman's words get to you?"
>You nodded as Celes materialized next to you, crouching in the dirt without needing to worry about dirtying her silken, ghostly dress.
>You confided that you were conflicted, wondering if you really were prioritizing sex over duty, you had sworn the ranger's oath to protect the world from the P'Orc hordes but...well....were you really staying true to that oath.
>The elf was taken aback.
>"An existential crisis? That's awfully deep."
>You try.
>"Well, I will admit that you are a much more...carnal fighter than the others I've know," the spirit admitted, watching you carefully cut the petals from the flower "but I won't say that you're driven purely by sex, you are, and I can't believe I'm saying this, waging a one man war against the forces of darkness just so you can get your boots back."
>True, you still thirsted to avenge the loss of your boots so you had something other than sex which drove you.
>But still, it did seem like you onl-

>> No.13743692

>>13743684
Who cares? As long as the yetis are safe

>> No.13743694

>>13743684
But so many jobs rely on our fossil fuels. Mamano mana can do many things but be a replacement to our entire oil industry is outrageous!

>> No.13743700

>>13743576
Where there's a will there's a way.

>> No.13743703

>>13743460
>Wight
>Mad Hatter
Classy

>> No.13743704

>>13743689
Aww, poor guy is questioning himself. You know what he needs? A worthy foe. A nemesis, if you will.

>> No.13743706

>>13743684
Needs more glacies/elementals

>> No.13743711

>>13743460
Arachne mixed with Merrow.

So I get a cool hat and free bondage instructions? Awesome!

>> No.13743714

>Watch Episode 1 of Monster Musume
Overall, good show. Nice animation, music's better than I thought, voices are alright.

>Post-Credits
>Lamiae Sub-Species
Dat Melusine.
>Wings are still useless
Of course they are.

>> No.13743716

>>13743460
>Harpytaur
FLYING TITS.

>> No.13743720

>>13743689
>A pair of soft, petite somethings pressed against your back as two lithe limbs wrapped around your neck, the elf pulling you close while her chin rested atop your head.
>"Just stop it Anon, it doesn't fit for you to be the serious one," she said, her tone light, "that is supposed to be me. You are...how would you put it? Messing with the dynamics of our team? I'm supposed to be the serious one, not you."
>But-
>"But nothing!" she chided as she rocked you slightly, her tone comforting "Yes you may be a little more 'active' than anyone else but you fight the way you do because you don't want to hurt anyone."
>Well yeah, you can't get any if they're dead and...well...it just seems so unnecessary to kill them. Sure they raided, looted, and stole but the P'Orcs' just wanted a guy all their own. Even during your days as a ranger you'd yet to find a single incident where they'd slain a person on purpose. They'd always take slaves and nurse them back to health if they'd been wounded.
>Even here in the heart of darkness you'd see a P'Orc slipping an exhausted slave some water, although it was 50/50 regarding if it was spiked or not. They'd even carry those too tired to move back to their tents so they could rest, after some loving of course.
>If they didn't kill us, why should you kill them?
>"And there's your answer," your partner said with, what you imagined was, a smile, hugging you closer against her "all those things you do are just so you don't have to kill, not just because you want to 'get some'."
>You remained silent for a while, just enjoying the light touch of the ghost before thanking her with a smile. Although she was right about you getting all serious, the group really doesn't work without any comic relief."
>Unless she wanted to take over for you of course.
>"I'm afraid I'll have to turn down that offer," Celes giggled, a sound similar to the twinkling of bells "I don't think I'd be able to fill those shoes of yours. That and I'm not into women."

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>>13743716
>Holstaur level aerodynamics
Fluttering you mean. Like a chicken. Or maybe just bouncing.

Friendly reminder to touch the cow. DO IT NOW!

>> No.13743728

>>13743722

Can't I do it later?

>> No.13743731

>>13743722
Dude it's late on the west coast. The only reason I'm still up is because I'm way too enamored in reading trashy mystery novels by James Patterson. I know they're fodder but I can't help it, his books are like lays chips with water and hawaiian bread, I need more.

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>>13743728
DOES IT LOOK LIKE LATER IS AN ACCEPTABLE TIME, FAGGOT?

>>13743731
YOU ONLY NEED ONE HAND TO READ THAT BOOK; YOU TOUCH COW, COW SHOVE FOOD INTO YOUR PLEBEIAN MOUTH.

>> No.13743737

>>13743722
>Like a chicken
Chickens can fly anon, they can get over fences twice the size of a person. They just know their food is inside the fence and shit that wants to eat them is outside.
Also I'm always touching cows.

>> No.13743738

>>13743722
I don't want to, I worked on a farm before, they're evil spiteful creatures.

>> No.13743741

>>13743597
Damn Kraken has the best rack. KC normally draws weird balloon boobs but Kraken is one of the times he got it fucking right.

>> No.13743742

>>13743738
Horses too, one of them broke my foot.

>> No.13743745

>>13743736

Woah geez. If you're gonna be like that then forget touching the cows.

>> No.13743748

>>13743738
They're dumb destructive brutes, like two ton retarded children who have to rub on and kick everything. They're not smart enough to be truly spiteful.

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>>13743736
You're not a nice Holst, are you?

>> No.13743752

>>13743748
I dunno anon, I've looked into their beady hateful little eyes. They stand there. And wait. And then bite the shit out of you when you go past their stall.

Goats are cool though.

>> No.13743755

>>13743751

Touch the cow

DO IT NOW

>> No.13743756

>>13743752
>Goats are cool

They just act nice and pretend to want to be petted so they can get a chance to eat your delicious cotton shirt.

>> No.13743757

>>13743741
Those still look pretty baloony to me. Especially in that not-latex.

>> No.13743758

>>13743720
Took you long enough.

>> No.13743760

>>13743751
>You'll never have a smug Holst onee-san who bullies you sexually every day.
That pic is making me feel things anon.

>> No.13743761

>>13743756
I know and it's adorable.

>> No.13743762

>>13743741

I want to have my head between them.

>> No.13743765

>>13743745
WHEN YOU FORGET TO TOUCH THE COWS, THE COWS START TOUCHING YOU. WHICH WAS IS THIS GOING DOWN, LOSER?

>>13743738
EVIL, SPITEFUL AND FULL OF MILK. YOU CAN FIX THE FIRST TWO BY FIXING THE LAST ONE.

>> No.13743766

>>13743756
The only goats I've ever known wanted to get scratched around the horns and didn't want to eat my clothes at all.

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>>13743755
>Touch the cow, do it now, or I'll give you a wedgie. You twerp.

>> No.13743769

>>13743720
>So threesomes are out?
>You earned a playful smack on the back of the head for that comment, the elf telling you to hurry back to the angry Hirse.
>"I believe you have some drinks to drug and talking here with me is just wasting time."
>You stood but not before letting her know that time with her was never wasted, the corny line earning you a purple blush from the ghost.
>"My, with line's like that it's no wonder you have to settle for P'Orcs."
>You ruffled her hair and ran back to Hirse, the muscled woman watching the still sleeping monster girl.
>"Got what you needed?" she asked, sounding quite tired. "I don't want to spend all night sitting here in the dirt."
>Well luckily for her, you'd found all the plants you needed, one hand patting the pouch at your waist containing the crushed petals.
>"Good," The woman nodded and stood up, her gear rattling as she walked "we've got to hurry. The more time we spend letting you have your way with these beasts the more time they have to try and figure out the blasting powder."
>For the first time you really didn't care what Hirse said, the ruby red hair shining less bright then it used to and the slight wiggle in her butt looking less distracting than normal.
>Huh, weird.
>"The camp is just over the next hill," the woman continued, not noticing how you'd yet to respond, "Once we get there I'll need you to -"
>A roar rang through the night and Hirse was knocked to the earth by a tawny furred cat woman, a yelp of pained pleasure slipping from the ranger's lips as the caragor knocked her down.
>It was an unfamiliar specimen, her body a little leaner than the one who was carrying your kittens but it still carried more muscle than most women.
>Oh crap.
>You ran forward but a stray spear flew your way, burying itself into the dirt before you as a P'Orc clad in fur lined leathers which showed off her trim stomach leapt down from a rocky outcropping, a rack of spears strapped to her back.

>> No.13743771

>>13743765

Fine, fine. I'll touch the cow and do it now. So just relax man.

>> No.13743772

>>13743769
Ooh, boss fight!

>> No.13743773
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So what DOESN'T count as a monster girl? Do ship girls not count? What about that vampire from Jitsu Wa?

>> No.13743775

>>13743767

i would fight a cow if she tried to bully me
then id touch her

>> No.13743777
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>>13743773
Vampires are monster girls you BWAKA!

>> No.13743780

>>13743767
Delinquent Holst/Minotaurs deserve to be MILKED WITH COLD HANDS.

>> No.13743783
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13743783

>>13743771
ABOUT GODDAMN TIME YOU-- mooh, that's nice~

>> No.13743785

>>13743706
what elemental would you let sit on your face

>> No.13743791

>>13743785
Undine or Luna.
Is there a Sun element? Cause I'd be all over her.

>> No.13743793
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13743793

Attention paladins:

Nothing is more holy than angel pussy.
That is all.

>> No.13743794

>>13743785
I would like a warm, toasty Ignis to warm my face with her butt.

>> No.13743795

>>13743769
>"The ranger, a woman-thing, AND a caragor?" the little girl laughed, a bright smile on her face, "Today's my lucky day! I'm going to enjoy ridding you into the dirt."
>Ah crap, you knew this one, Ishmaz the Swift, one the hunter captain's of the P'Orc horde, skilled at throwing spears and ambushes, he'd planned on turning the tables and hitting her from stealth but it looked like that wasn't going to be an option. It was going to have to be a head on fight and he was going to get Hirse out of this.
>Perfect....Just perfect....

Hate to say it but that's all for tonight, it's 3:00am and I need to sleep for work tomorrow. Sorry, I couldn't do more, turns out that the folks at work decided to keep assigning me tickets even though I had yesterday off so I had quite a backlog to work through.

Have a good evening and please refrain from burning down the thread, otherwise I won't be able to enjoy the troll/wyvern I got.

>> No.13743797

>>13743783
You all good now? I'm gonna get goin'. Cya.

>> No.13743800

>>13743460
>Hinezumi
>Druella infusion
This can't be good.

>> No.13743805

>>13743793
Dear god, I would go on a holy crusade if eternal sex with that was waiting for me on the other side of the veil

>> No.13743807
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13743807

I'm sorting through my MG folder now. It's amazing the hidden gems people make.

>>13743805
I hear they'll give you thirty two of them just for blowing yourself up.

>> No.13743808

>>13743785
All of them.
>No Sylph to spin and grind and bounce on your face
>No Gnome to fill your nostrils with her musty earthy scent
>No Ignis to toast your tongue with her insides
>No Undine who lets out a waterfall of juices when she cums.

>> No.13743809

>>13743807
Tiny centaur is worthy of headpats.
Many headpats.

>> No.13743810

>>13743800
>tfw your Hinezumi waifu is sensually whispering in your ear Kill me. as she proceeds to engage in battle with you

>> No.13743811

>>13743809
Happy clipclops heading your way anon.
>>13743810
I can reroll since Druella isn't a race, right? I can't take that.

>> No.13743812

>>13743681
>http://nhentai.net/g/125804/
My god she's cute.

>> No.13743814

>>13743811
Druella is indeed not a race. She is an unholy abomination that profits off the misery of others.

>> No.13743815

>>13743814
What a rude thing to say about a nice young lady!

>> No.13743817

>>13743814
That's cold, Anon

>> No.13743818

>>13743814
>Hinezumi succubus
My mouse can't be this lewd and airborne. Much better.

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>>13743773
Boatsluts a shit. They don't count.
Only abyssals do
Dick the hoppou

>> No.13743824

>>13743818
Actually, that'd be a hinezumi LILIM. Your mouse can't be that lewd and airborne, but she'll fuck the laws of physics and bend reality until she can.

>> No.13743825

>>13743807
Life is hard for Shetland Pony-Chan.

>> No.13743826

>>13743824
But I rerolled ordinary succubus. I mean, they're kind of the same just different power levels. I'd prefer a Hinezumi Lilim though.

>> No.13743828

>>13743773
If ship girls are monster girls, they're pretty damn cosplay tier monsters, I know that.

>> No.13743830

>>13743795
You've done well my boy.

>> No.13743838
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>>13743825
Can't be as hard as it is for poor corgitaur. No one knows if they should give the poor girl a sugar cube or a biscuit.

>> No.13743841
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13743841

Motivation. Gimme.

>> No.13743843

>>13743838
A biscuit it is, and I'll pay her to let me get my hands on those melons.

>> No.13743844

>>13743841
I'm not using mine, I'll just psychic it over to you now. You're going to feel a tingling sensation in a few minutes.

>> No.13743849
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>>13743841
I snagged this from one of the drawthreads a few weeks ago.
I have more, if you'd like.

>> No.13743854

>>13743841
An Anon in a suit in a heated argument with a Tanuki.

>> No.13743857

>>13743841
Motivation? Ganbatte?

>> No.13743860

>>13743841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

>> No.13743861
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13743861

>>13743841
Write about a Kunoichi out on the town with her boyfriend.
Make it good enough to warrant drawfaggotry of it.
DO IT!

>> No.13743863

>>13743841
Don't forget to never give up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>> No.13743864

>>13743849
That's a snake, not... you know what? Go ahead. Post more.

>> No.13743866

>>13743861
I now have the image of a MG Senran doing cute things with her boyfriend.
It pleases me.

>> No.13743867

>>13743861
I've never written anything good enough to warrant drawings. Teach me how!

>> No.13743869
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>>13743864
Yeah, I requested her as a lamia.
I've been trying to get as much lamia art as I could.

>> No.13743870

>>13743867
I can't teach you because I haven't either.
I've gotten sketchkun to do a few suggestions though, he has my undying loyalty for that.

>> No.13743875

>>13743869
Why does she have shoes?

>> No.13743876

>>13743867
The funny thing is, I don't
I got lucky with one one-shot that people just happened to like enough to want me to write two more things with the same person.

>> No.13743877

>>13743870
>Managed to get Sketchkun sempai to notice you
UnyeildingJealousy.jpg

>> No.13743882

>>13743869
STRUMPET!

HARLOT!

>> No.13743884

>>13743875
Because I thought she'd look good in them.

>> No.13743886

>>13743877
He drew pie wizard and something else that I'm blanking out on.

I also got lucky and had him do a werekitten in an oversized sweater.

>> No.13743888
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13743888

>>13743877
He's done like 8 things for me.
Just fucking try already.

>> No.13743892

>>13743875
She puts one on at the end of her tail like the Flying Dutchman

>> No.13743893
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13743893

>>13743886
He drew it alongside my request.

>> No.13743897

>>13743886
*Loen
Should be Loen, not him.

I am brain broken.

>>13743893
Yep, shiny, pie eating wurm is adorable.

>> No.13743912
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>>13743897
Yep, Pie Wurm a QT.
Loen also drew me something MGK related.

>> No.13743915

>>13743861
Well, no other avenue is open for me, guess I'll do this then.
I wonder if senpai will notice me...

>> No.13743928

>>13743861
>>13743915
Gimme names for the ninja and her boyfriend.

>> No.13743931

>>13743928
Sakaki.
Anon?

>> No.13743933

>>13743931
No, not Anon.

>> No.13743935

>>13743928
Hibiki and John.
Rose and Jack.

>> No.13743937
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13743937

Old. Horse.

>> No.13743939

>>13743935
I'll call them Saki and Ross, as a compromise. Gonna be couple hours.

>> No.13743941

>>13743933
Jack.
Go with Jack.

>> No.13743945

>>13743941
THE MEMES, JACK!

>> No.13743949
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>>13743937
Centaurs that are milf tier/ara~ara tier are the only centaur that should exist.

>> No.13743957

>>13743949
Something with that much cleavage isn't that modest.

>> No.13743963

>>13743949
Hang on now. What you just said would mean that you wish to strike childhoodfriendtaurs and sportysenpaitaurs from existence and I know that can't be what you meant to say. Please reconsider your statement.

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>>13743963
>>13743957
Centaurs are okay.

>> No.13743999

>>13743869
>Miia with short-hair
MUCHO APPROVAL.

>> No.13744002

>>13743460
>Lich
>Becomes Lich and Ryu hybrid
Oh boy. I'm sure that would go well.

>> No.13744034

I want to adopt an unloved little Wurm and find out she's a mute!

>> No.13744037
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>>13744034
>Mute Wurm
>Protecting the smile of a mute Wurm
I'm down for it.

>> No.13744043

>>13744034
I want to adopt a little wurm who is freakishly strong even for a wurm!

>> No.13744055

>>13744043
>Bring her home
>She wiggles in and gasps at everything, she's never had a home before
>A little dust gets in her nose while she takes in the smell of your house
>She sneezes
>Your house literally explodes
Way to go.

>> No.13744073

>>13744034
>She's mute because she was abused by her father who deemed her to be stupid, and punished her for speaking without first being spoken to
>Eventually, he decided he couldn't stand having a Wurm for a daughter anymore and left her

>> No.13744076
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13744076

"Will you look at that tag? Whoever made it must think he's soooo baaad, climbing all the way up there" Saki said, crossing her arms looking irritated at the big, pink caricature of a Cockatrice on the bridge crossing the road they were walking on. It was a railroad bridge, sturdy and high, with a twenty meter drop from where the tag had been made. There was at least thirty meters to the spot from either end of the bridge. A hard place to reach. The hooligan responsible had probably walked along the bridge and then dropped down to spray the graffiti. It looked neat enough to have required a stencil to have been made. Ross thought this was a two-man operation, at least. He told her as much when she asked.
"Hmm, so that's how you think the Pink Cocks did it?" she said, stroking her chin in contemplation. Ross took the opportunity she gave and leaned back a little to admire her rump, hugged tightly by her denim shorts. Saki was dressed for a date, which meant she tried to show as much skin as possible to make all the men who weren't Ross jealous of him. Or maybe it was for his benefit and that was just a side effect. The shorts, a pair of sneakers, a tank-top with her sweater tied up around her waist, a casual baseball cap advertising the cult classic movie Shibari Shirohebi in bold letters, with her dark brown ponytail poking out of the hole in the back of the cap, that's what she wore. It was certainly warm enough for that kind of get-up, but Ross was dressed in semi-Slavic sweats anyway. The important thing was that when out on the town with Saki, you had to wear the kind of clothing that allowed for movement and could get dirty or torn without ruining your finances or whatever plans you might've had later on.

>> No.13744078

>>13744076
"I think you're wrong" she said, her tail making a little figure eight.
"Oh?"
"Yes. I think one of them walked up there with the stencil, and the other shimmied along the side, hanging from the bridge the entire time" she said, nodding with confidence.
"Get real. That'd be thirty meters of shimmying, no way in hell could anyone do it. Where'd you even get an idea like that?" Ross asked, unsuspecting.
"Because that's how I'd have done it. And we'll do it, too, just to show you I'm right!"
Saki wasn't asking. She was telling. She'd seen a challenge, and she'd taken it up. He'd walked right into that trap of hers.
"Okay, I'll just... walk on the bridge then" he said.
"Aww, what's the matter? Are Rossie-wossie's little hands too soft?" she teased.
"Well at least I'm not a pretty girl with callused hands" he shrugged, teasing her back.
"Oh how you wound me" she said, using her tail as a whip to give his ass a little smack.
The soil on the hill was a little moist and therefore slippery, but Ross got up and then stepped on to the railroad, checking in both directions as far as his eye could see (there ran too parallel lines, after all) and then began to walk toward the middle of the bridge, while Saki jumped up and down in place, stretched out her shoulders and psyched herself up before grabbing on to the side of the concrete bridge and hanging down from it. There was hardly any surface to grip, or so it seemed to Ross at first, but then he realized there was a bit of an alcove in the side which left Saki with a foothold if she ever got tired, or if she just wanted to edge along without lifting her feet off of it at all. Maybe it wasn't so hard after all.

>> No.13744081

>>13744078
There was moaning and grunting and panting after a while.
"You okay down there?" Ross asked. The fall probably wouldn't be fatal for a girl like her, but he'd still want to make sure she didn't actually fall.
"Dhohhoh... heeiihhh... mhy phehhh!" she replied.
"It just occurred to me you might have wanted to wear gloves"
An angry grunt.
"Yeah, I know. But hey, you've only got fifteen more meters to go!"
An even angrier grunt.
"Gotcha"
Ross reached the middle and waited. He hoped there wouldn't be a train. That would be unpleasant. It's not like he'd get run over if it did, since there were two tracks and the space between was big enough that a lean guy like him could fit in just fine even if two happened to come at once. Saki on the other hand... would the vibrations of a passing train make her drop? Hopefully not. She had strong fingers, after all. But then again...
"ARGGHH! BOO YAH!" shouted the ninja girl, having reached where the tag was.
Ross walked over to her, and saw her knuckles were all white, her bare skin glimmering with sweat - that dripped down into her cleavage - and her muscles all tense so that he was once again reminded of what a beast she was.
"I suppose this is where I hand you the stencil" he offered.
"Haa... haaa. This... is where... you'd... hold it" she said in between her breathing.
"Okay, and then you'd hold on with one hand while painting it?"
"Yeah"
The two went quiet for a moment, first to contemplate the validity of the theory, then to listen to the increasing noise.
A train was coming. One from each direction. Thank you Fortune, for this opportunity to win the Darwin Award.

>> No.13744086

>>13744081
"Hurry, hurry, come on, get up!" Ross told his girlfriend, kneeling down to help her up. The exertion of her actions had left her unable to get up on her own. With the two of them up on the bridge, they looked at their situation. Thanks to the curve in the tracks, both trains would not spot them until it was too late to stop. Even if they started to slow down, they'd still run the couple over. If they were stupid and stayed on the tracks, that is. They naturally made way to the space between the tracks to wait the thing out.
"You know, I'd totally jump on a passing truck or bus if one went under the bridge now" Saki said, taking off her hat and wiping the sweat off her brow with trembling arms.
"No you wouldn't" Ross replied.
"Would too"
She probably would, at that, now that she felt she'd been challenged. They waited for the oncoming trains, and then as if to mock him, fate did send a truck down the road. Saki tensed up when she saw it.
Ross yanked one of her pointy ears.
"No. Bad" he said.
"Spoilsport"

>> No.13744089

>>13744086
With the trains gone, the couple left the bridge and returned to their walk.
"That was dumb" he said.
"Kinda" she agreed.
"I don't mean testing the theory, I mean the theory itself" he clarified.
"Oh?"
"You couldn't have held on to the bridge with one hand. What teenaged vandal could have?"
"Well it's not like Pink Cocks don't have their own Kunoichi"
Ross rolled his eyes. Not this again. She was fun to be around except when she got all tinfoily.
"I don't think such a gang exists in the first place, Saki" he said, dismissively. "And if it did, why would they have ninjas? Ninjas better than you?"
Saki frowned.
"If there wasn't a hidden clan of ninjas in this town, why would they put up their symbols like that?" she demanded.
"If they were trying to remain hidden, why WOULD they put up their symbols like that?" he retorted.
"To show everyone that even if we don't see them, they see us, and that they're in charge here" she offered.
"But they're not in charge here. I mean when's the last time we were stopped by sexy ninja ladies and demanded to pay protection money?"
"Hmph. Then YOU explain the tags!"
"Okay. How about this, right? Imagine there's these Leanan Sidhe..."
"Oh that's it, we're running to the cafe at the overlook!"
"W-what? But that's like..."
"I caaaan't heaaaar yoooouuuu~" she yelled back at him, already running.

So how's that?

>> No.13744094

>>13744034
>A wurm that is literally dumb

Urge to bully intensifies

>> No.13744097

>>13744094
>Mute = dumb
Nice edge

>> No.13744098

>>13744097
Are you an idiot? Mute = dumb, look it up.

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>>13744094
>tfw there's at least one anon who's the type of nigga to commission less to draw a Wurm crying from being bullied too hard

>> No.13744101

>>13744097
Dumb properly means unable to speak, yes. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "deaf and dumb"?

>> No.13744104

>>13744076
>>13744078
>>13744081
>>13744086
>>13744089
Will Saki defeat her mortal enemies, the Pink Cocks? Will Ross get laid? Will the cafe still be serving breakfast when they get there? All this, and more, will never be answered, so make it up yourselves.

>> No.13744113

>>13744099
Hey, I'm not a monster. All she has to do is tell me to stop.

>> No.13744115
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I don't know if this counts as a fetish but moneyes/cyclops girls make me feel shy and embarrassed as if they caught me looking at them

>> No.13744116
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>>13744113
Stop that.

>> No.13744123

>>13744104
Well, I liked it.
It was cute.

>> No.13744125

>>13744123
Cute enough to warrant being saved and continued later on?

>> No.13744129

>>13744125
JUST yeah, it is.

>> No.13744130

>>13744129
Then so be it. All it needs is a title.

>> No.13744134

>>13744116
If it really bothers her, she should just say so.

>> No.13744135

>>13744134
Stop, that's gay.

>> No.13744136

>>13742859
Says the traitor to the kingdoms

>> No.13744138
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13744138

Your house is now a monster girl.
Now what?

>> No.13744140

>>13744138
I make use of my grip strength and make my way to her weak point, which I then penetrate repeatedly.

>> No.13744142

>>13744129
>>13744130
Well, here it is. Just gonna call it Pink Cocks.

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

>> No.13744143

>>13744138
I find a new house. I gotta stay somewhere.

>> No.13744144

>>13744135
>hating puns

Besides, what's she gonna do, tell on me?

>> No.13744145

>>13744144
Anon, I swear to god, if you don't fucking quit, wait...

She could technically grab the teacher and point at you, so.

>> No.13744146

>>13744145
>"What's that little Wurm?"
>pointing intensifies
>"Yes, he is cute, isn't he?"

>> No.13744148

>>13744146
>anon just smiling and waving back

>> No.13744158

>>13744094
>Thinking you can get away with bullying my daughteru
>Thinking I wouldn't hunt you down like an animal and make you a mute too, and that's if I'm feeling nice
Stupid bullies. You always forget about Dadanon.

>> No.13744164

>>13744158
>implying you would ever find out from a mute illiterate

>> No.13744168

>>13744076
Why does she have six fingers?

>> No.13744175

>>13744164
>Implying I don't implicitly know whatever it is that she wants to communicate
>Implying you can ever escape an angry parent

>> No.13744176

>>13744168
Um...it helps for ninja-related things.

>> No.13744182

>>13744142
That was very good. Well done.

>> No.13744209

>>13744138
S-Sorry about the time I made a hole in the wall...

>> No.13744220

>>13744140
So the back door/windows?

>> No.13744225

>>13744138
Does she want me to live in her again? Does she still have all my stuff in her? Is she like a sandworm now, and can just make all the furniture inside of her? Hows this work?

>> No.13744229

>>13744182
Don't let it get to his head.

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13744235

Who wins?

>> No.13744240

>>13744235
>implying stupid spidercows could ever beat Stopman

Anon pls, don't waste everyones time with dumb questions.

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13744330

Gazer is LITERALLY perfect. You can't even name a single flaw.

>> No.13744333

>>13744330
It's a pain to blindfold her during kinky times.

>> No.13744340

>>13744330
You can't sneak up on her and surprise her with a hug.

>> No.13744343

>>13744330
>You can't even name a single flaw
Disgusting monoeye face.

>> No.13744344

>>13744340
Wait till the attention of all of her eyes are focused on a single thing?

>> No.13744346

>>13744343
You seem to have misspelled "lovely," don't worry, it happens.

>> No.13744362

>>13744346
You seem to have "lovely" confused with "disgusting". Happens to the best of us.

>> No.13744367

>>13744362
We're talking about Gazers, so there's not reason the adjective "disgusting' should come up.

>> No.13744377

>>13744367
But they are, so I shall refer to them as such.

>> No.13744393

I want to use a Wurm like a big daki

>> No.13744424

I want to see a Wurm reciting the alphabet and then promise her ice cream if she does it right!

>> No.13744432
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>>13744330
Shes a vidya nerd

>> No.13744447

>>13744377
Well, you have the right to your opinions, even of they are this wrong.

>> No.13744449

>>13744447
>wrong
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

>> No.13744453

Would your waifu have an affair with an African man with a more significant spirit energy dispenser if she knew you wouldn't know?

>> No.13744454

>>13744453
Cuck pls.

>> No.13744456

>>13744453
>I shall make you fishers of men

>> No.13744459

>>13744340
>Not Freezing Time with your LA BIDO and approaching her
>'How Many Seconds can I hug you within the Frozen Time?'

>> No.13744462

>>13744330
>>13744432
She's really bad at video games. She keeps trying to beat me so she can domme me, but it never happens. Domming her is starting to get boring

>> No.13744463

>>13744453
>Implying coalburners don't smell just like their pets

>> No.13744493
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>>13744453
This is why we should ban sweden from 4chan

>> No.13744497

>>13744493
You're just jealous because Sweden has a royal family and you don't.

>> No.13744511

>>13744497
And because Ramadan is a Swedish tradition

>> No.13744513

So has the maid guy come back and done another profile yet?
It's been a few days since the last one if I recall correctly.

>> No.13744525

>>13744513
Where's the pastebin for those?

>> No.13744540

>>13744330
>those naturally pre-lubed thighs
Got to love built in features of convenience.

>> No.13744546

>>13744330
Its not real.

>> No.13744547
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What'cha doing rapebaits?

>> No.13744553

>>13744547
I was rummaging through some stuff and found my copy of Age of Empires 2. I started playing that before I could read. Damn I love it.

>> No.13744556

>>13744547
Reading a shitty webcomic and trying to decide whether to write the smut I've been asked to do or play video games.

>> No.13744569

Where does Darling get his super strength from?

>> No.13744571

>>13744569
Exercise and proper diet.

>> No.13744575

>>13744569
What super strength?

>> No.13744580

>>13744569
Tio's actually his cousin.

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>>13744575

>> No.13744583

>>13744581
>nice guy
>power
Top kek.

>> No.13744594

>>13744575
Punched a man and woman down a hall breaking a wall and has been seen carrying around monstergirls like Miia who are so huge they need special scales

>> No.13744600

>>13744594
He carried Miia under water though

>> No.13744608

>>13744600
Don't make me re read all the chapters looking for an example

>> No.13744648

>>13744330

she has a lot of tentacles but none of them can be used for anything sexual because they have eyeballs on their ends.

She is a tentacle-tease

>> No.13744654

>>13744648
>Implying she couldn't give you a free colonoscopy

>> No.13744660

I want to raid a Lamia's bedroom searching for delicious dorito panties!

>> No.13744662 [SPOILER] 
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>>13744654
>Anon's face when a huge eyestalk goes in his pooper

>> No.13744663

>>13744660
Only perverts play with panties!

>> No.13744667

Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru wants to become a Magical girl! What do?

>> No.13744668

>>13744663
But Anon, i am a pervert.

>> No.13744670

>>13744667
make her watch Madoka with me.

>> No.13744671

>>13744668
Then you're in good company.
>>13744667
Tell her to go for it.
>>13744670
Nothing wrong with being a Lich.

>> No.13744672

>>13744330
Anon did you look her in the eye? Snap out of it man, this isn't you.

>> No.13744676

>>13744667
Alright, but we're marathonning motherfucking Precure so she knows exactly what to do as a Magical Girl.

>> No.13744677

>>13744648
Dumb dumb. They're magic. You'll be turned on just because they are eyes.

>> No.13744679

>>13744667
Eh, as long as she gets in her studies, how bad can it be for a lil magical crow tengu?

>> No.13744680

>>13744667
She's already pretty magical and she can fly, so she might do well.

>> No.13744683

>>13744667
I don't think she can be a magical girl, she could end raping the first shota she saves.

>> No.13744688

>>13744667
>Succubutt

No, there will be no magical girling in this house. That attracts the wrong kind of creepy weirdos.

>> No.13744692

>>13744569
Antispiral energy.

>> No.13744701

I'm gonna hire Wurms as ambulances and fire trucks.

>> No.13744703
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>>13744667
Oblige her.

>> No.13744709

>>13744667
Unacceptable! In this house we're all evil, she descends from a long succession of villains!

>> No.13744712

>>13744703
I want my chuuni Kiki maid to act as a magical girl when i'm not looking.

>> No.13744717

>>13744701
>those dogs with the can of coke as their collars are renamed to St. Wurmnards to honor the wurms that rescue and save everyone in times of emergency

>> No.13744718

>>13744701
>>13744717
Let's combine this with magical girls. Magical Wurmettes.

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>>13744717
Anoooon~
Would you let your dog mount your wurm waifu?

>> No.13744722

>>13744718
All Wurms are magical, anon.

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>>13744718
I'd rather see Giant Ants wreck shit and claim husbands while wearing armor.

>> No.13744725

>>13744722
But not all them wear sailor uniforms and have magic wands!

>> No.13744729

>>13744720
Is it a monstergirl? Depending on the answer we're getting into dangerous territory here.

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>>13744720

>> No.13744734

>>13744724
I can relate to that.

>> No.13744737

What would the Wonderland version of your waifu act like?

>> No.13744738

>>13744720
You mean ride her like a surfboard? Hell yeah that sounds rad. Dogs on boards. Haha.

>> No.13744742

I want to build a saddle designed to be used on Warwurms!

>> No.13744743

>>13744569

dude is constantly being treated like a doll, grabbed and swung around like an inanimate object.

Sure he keeps his cool, but he is gotta be repressing a lot.

In times of need he can access that stored up anger to go mini-hulk for a bit.

Also, the absolute knowledge than any injuries a guy acquires will be tended to by a caring and grateful girl who is going to be totally OKAY with going as far he likes with her 'nursing care' and any tangibly related fetishes, really can give a guy amazing endurance and strength for a while.

personal experience here: best vacation of my life was on a Cuban resort when my wife and I swam to the other side of the resort and she desperately needed to pee. Our choices were her trying to do it underwater of the public beach at which we came back ashore, or us returning back to our cabin which was almost a kilometer away, on paved/cobblestone paths in 35C weather, with our slippers left on the other beach from which we started our swim. (public toilets were also available inside central resort's AYCE buffets but these didn't allow entrance in swimwear.

Solution picked: max speed piggy ride for my wife.
Distinctly remember that when pain started after first several steps, i thought to myself "if I actually do this, the payoff will be worth it"

am of average built, pretty weak and slightly chubby - by end of that ride couldn't feel my body

End result - my wife was spared what would have been a very embarrassing experience for her. for 4 days I couldn't take more then a few steps to the bathroom on my burned soles. Still difficulty walking when vacation ended.

Plus side: no more being dragged to beach in hellish heat
Rest of vacation spent in air conditioned cabin playing Divinity Sin

Discovered that my wife was much kinkier than I previously suspected. Achievements unlocked: Being bathed by a nude girl... thoroughly. Blowjob vs. game concentration competition. Slow hand jobs while watching Kiss&Sis anime off laptop.

>> No.13744744

>>13744742
Warwurms are an unethical practice!

>> No.13744745
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>>13744737
>Wonderland Sandwurm
Oh God, I don't think I wanna know what that'd look like.

>> No.13744746

>>13744744
The only ethics that matter are the ethics of the strong! With my army and my warwurms, I'll be unstoppable!

>> No.13744747

>>13743460
>Couldn't decide between mantis and lich, go for mantis
>Roll a lich
The gods shine upon me today.

>> No.13744749

>>13744737
>Wonderland Crow Tengu
She would write papers like "Why Gravity is unneeded" and "On Penises, and why my husband's is the best"

>> No.13744751

>>13744654

as a femdom fag with a fetish for prostate stimulation... eyeballs up ass is NOT sexy. Colonoscopies in general are not sexy.

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>>13744743

>> No.13744755

>>13744743
Is this a pasta of some sort?

>> No.13744760

>>13744755

nope. just wanted to share.

Could have probably just left it at 'caring girls can Motivate guys with a capital M"

>> No.13744765

>>13744743
When defending a waifu, the husbando can show amazing feats of strenght.

Never mess with someones waifu, it might be the last thing you do.

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>>13744667
>Ryu's secret hobby is cosplaying and wanting to be a magical girl
hnnnng

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13744773

What'cha doing ner--
>>13744547
...Do it again and I'll force you to eat a couple blocks of the sharpest cheddar cheese I can find.

Bitch.

>> No.13744778

Class hatred should be cultivated by an organic revulsion as far as the enemy is concerned. Enemies must be seen as inferior. I believe quite profoundly that the enemy is our inferior, and is a degenerate not only in the physical plane but also in the moral sense.

Crush the human bourgeois. Take their men as our own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAGw92RHQc

>> No.13744779

>>13744773
Still hyped about finding Age of Empires 2. Played it a bit. Good times.

>> No.13744784

>>13744773
Fuck off

>> No.13744785

>>13744773
>I'll force you to eat a couple blocks of the sharpest cheddar cheese I can find.
Nigger give those to me, I'll eat them willingly.

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>>13744778

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>>13744778
Please

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>>13744778
>Crush the human bourgeois. Take their men as our own.
This makes me wish Kitsoviet would do more stuff pertinent to Soviet Fluffy Tales.
I fucking love dystopian settings.

>> No.13744809

>>13744773
Downloading comic books from the win-o-thread and watching animays.

>> No.13744810

>>13744809
Whacha watching?

>> No.13744813

>>13744810
Overlord

>> No.13744814
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These two goats want you to sleep in the same bed with them so Chupa-chan can't get to them. Will you protect them, or will you help Chupa-chan and molest the helpless goats?

>> No.13744816

>>13744813
How is it?

>> No.13744818

>>13744814
Protect them in bed.
Molest them in bed.

>> No.13744821

>>13744814
That's a trick, they're allied with chupa-chan to molest me, right?

>> No.13744822

>>13744816
Only 8 minutes in and it's already full of "everyone's leaving the game we all loved to play" feels, otherwise I don't know yet. Giving it a 3 episode test.

>> No.13744823

>>13744821
M. Night Shamaladingdong, please.
The first twist is that there is no Chupacabra. The second is that you're an Alp.

>> No.13744824

>>13744816
I just finished the first episode, it seems alright, but after Log horizon I hope this show can do something different with the whole "I'm stuck in a videogame" thing.

>> No.13744826

>>13744824
I dunno, it didn't bother me when I was reading Blade Play.

>> No.13744834

What if... a Slime who has never accomplished anything and has lived her entire life in a sewer encountered a Skeleton girl in similar circumstances, and then they teamed up, with the Slime becoming the Skeleton's flesh and the Skeleton becoming the Slime's bones, they put on some armor made of scraps and vowed to have a good time from there on out?

>> No.13744836

>>13742837
Give her the dick.
>>13744453
She'd be too busy receiving my dick.
>>13744667
Dick her.
>>13744737
Have a constant crave for my dick. Which I'd satisfy.
>>13744814
Who the hell is Chupa-chan? Anyway, dick them both and then Chupa.

>> No.13744838

>>13744834
Are they Skeleton Jelly?

>> No.13744841

>>13744836
>Who the hell is Chupa-chan?
Anon por favor

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>>13744836
>Who the hell is Chupa-chan?
Kids these days...

>> No.13744847

>>13744834
>Monstergirl version of Glob Herman

I approve

>> No.13744848

>>13744847
Honestly did not have that goofy thing in mind.

>> No.13744863

>>13744822
Okay, I started watching it. Why is the MC so moe despite being some kind of Lich?

>> No.13744865

>>13744834

I can only see that ending up awesome on several levels.

cooperative duo rapes of their victims.

both progressing up in power level. Skeleton toward... Wight? Slime toward Queen Slime?

The eventual realization that the success their alliance brought, is gradually removing the need for dependence on each other. The choice to stick together regardless.

reaffirming their unity with more cooperative rape.

Deciding to cement it by sharing one husband.

>> No.13744867

>>13744865
So the idea is good? If only someone would be willing to take it and use it in my place.

>> No.13744869

>>13744863
It's a japanese salaryman settling in to the role of THE ULTIMATE EVIL. He also wasn't ready for the succubutt.

>> No.13744870

>>13744865

best part - setting a trend for weak monster girls to hunt in diverse groups, increasing both the challenge and variety for human adventures, and the degree of kinkiness that ensues whenever such adventurers lose

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>Is it supposed to be that small, anon?
She's only seen dicks in yaoi doujins and cries like a stuck pig when you put it in.

>> No.13744876

>>13744871
>Fujo monoeye
Someone's getting bullied.

>> No.13744877

>>13744871
Good. Filthy monoeye belittling my cock only makes me want to put it in her ass, and based on previous experience, what I got is not ideal for first time anal.

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>>13744834
Simpson's did it.

>> No.13744884

>>13744879
Shut up General Disarray.

>> No.13744885

>>13744871

>didn't you know? they grow in level, depending on how expertly the are treated, and how often. When not emptied frequently enough, they shrink.Honest - that's how it works.

sure it's not a permanent solution.

But if you can sell it, could potentially get a few months of a girl trying very hard.

>> No.13744887

>>13744871
>Fujo Cyclops

Oh my. Is she friends with alps only so she can bully them into kissing boys and other alps in front of her and masturbates to the thought of them doing more than that later?

>> No.13744888

>>13744876
>her yaoi hole gives you a one-stroke orgasm
>she sighs and looks at you, disappointed, as you begin to grow limp inside her
>she starts jacking you off to get you up again
>you come instantly again
>she screams in anguish and stoops to licking the spilled seed off the floor

>> No.13744898

http://imgur.com/gallery/TMUpD

Which one of your faggots was this?
>Streaming
>Kissmanga

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>>13744887
>Alps kissing boys while a Cyclops with coke bottle glasses, double braids, and huge tits and ass furiously masturbates
>One of the boys stays behind after the session as the Cyclops convulses on the floor from multiple dildo-induced orgasms
>He puts it in prone and cums inside her
>Later in the evening the fujo comes to her senses leaking cum onto the floor
>She realizes she's been raped but can't remember it
>Goes on to brag to everyone online but only mentions that she got raped
3hot4me

>> No.13744905

>>13743253
Just do that?

>> No.13744906

>>13744898
IT WAS ME AUSTIN

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

>> No.13744907

>>13744888

>a week passes with no improvement
>her determination is surprising
>goes to sex workshop night classes
>first class comes back with loaned textbook on Orgasm Denial and Control. Starts with cock rings and progresses to male chastity devices.

>Anon's personal hell begins.

Moral of the story: don't try to bully Monster Girls with sex. It will not end well.

>> No.13744911

>>13744906
Aw son of a bitch.

>> No.13744917

>>13744901
I'd make her remember it by violating her while she's conscious while kissing her deeply. Then I'd ask a classmate out in front of her.

>> No.13744924

>>13744898
>Sooo, the reason there's a ton of fan service is that it started as a series of hentai doujinshi, before it was a manga.
>Wait... so this started as a fan project, then became an actual manga? Impressive.
>furry/bestiality doujinshi, yeah..

Give me an elf to punch, so I can get some of this anger out of me system.

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>>13744924

>> No.13744932

>>13744330
Shark teeth. Mean, capricious, like 3D. Mosquito bites. Looks like a nerd.

This is an aside, but her eye tentacles annoy me.

>> No.13744935

>>13744932
>shark teeth
>flaw

>> No.13744936

>>13744932
Shark teeth aren't a flaw. I'll give you the rest

>> No.13744938

>>13744453
But I am the African.

>> No.13744956

>>13744932
>not wanting to fuck a nerd
I'd honestly fuck a whore who looked like a cute fujo. I'd go to a brothel in a heartbeat if the girls were cuter.

>> No.13744958

>>13744924
>those might get in here en masse
That's frightening me more than it should.

>> No.13744959

>>13743861
>People only want stuff written so some draws a picture of it
Welp

>> No.13744964

>>13744871
>Fujo

She's gonna get it Euphoria tier.

No death or guro cause those are shit and people who like it should be wiped from the face of the earth.

>> No.13744974

>>13744935
>Shark teeth
>Not a flaw
Why don't you fuck a gelgamek while you're at it.

>>13744956
Didn't say I wouldn't, but no everyone likes nerds.

>> No.13744976

>>13744959
That's not the point. Getting stuff drawn from what I've written would make me happy because it would mean I've inspired someone to make others happy.

>> No.13744981

>>13744769
Who's the one on the far left?

>> No.13744982
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

>> No.13744983

>>13744982
I want to fight against monster girls with the sword i was born to wield!

>> No.13744985

>>13744982
...What do I do with this?

>> No.13744986

>>13744983
I want to fight against Yukkuris with the sword I was born with!

>> No.13744987

>>13744982
I want to save the world by killing all of my sisters with a dragon!

>> No.13744989

>>13744928
Punch her with your dick.

>> No.13744990

>>13744982
Too cute.

>> No.13744994

>>13744985
Take it.

>> No.13745001

>>13744982
This is based on one of those chibi things from Drakengard 3, huh.

>> No.13745002

>>13744994
But hows is this gonna hel-- Hey, HEY! It jumped on my head! Somebody get it off me!

>> No.13745005

>>13744982
Do I have to?

>> No.13745006

>>13745002
Now Lamarr, come down from there!

>> No.13745007

>>13744985
Irrumate the Yukkuri, do it quickly!

>> No.13745010

>>13744982
...I prefer the danger.

>> No.13745014

>>13745005
Well you can say no, but the dialogue choice will just repeat, so you'll have to say yes if you want to make any progress.

>> No.13745017

>>13744974
To the sharkgirl pit with you

>> No.13745019

>>13745007
Irrigate?

>>13745014
This is some artificial difficulty bullshit.

>> No.13745021

>>13744982
Monstergirl yukkuri when?

>> No.13745023

I want to dual wield tower shields and fight a goblin horde.

>> No.13745024
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>>13745010
I AM THE DANGER!

>> No.13745030

>>13745002
Jabberwock Hats!

>> No.13745036

>>13744982
Yeah ok, but can I fuck it?

>> No.13745038

What if you start dating a Cyclops, and following your dumbass' friends advice, you bully her all the time. Then you fuck on a purely physical, animalistic manner, no real love speak of. You notice that she seems down, and when you realize what's wrong, you hug.her tight and apologize for how cruel you'be been, to never ignore her needs.

Three weeks later she's chained up, with needles going through her nipples. Her cunt is crusted with hot wax, her abdomen shows numerous shallow cuts and she's screaming for you to stop being a pussy and taser her already.

You feel like you'be woken a monster, and you don't much enjoy hurting her. What do?

>> No.13745044

>>13745038
Be Therapist.

>> No.13745045

>>13745038
I don't bully so this whole mess wouldn't happen to me.

>> No.13745047

>>13745024
Funny, because I don't feel threatened.

>> No.13745050

>>13745038
I pamper her with cuddles and headpats.

>> No.13745051

>>13745023

Camp ledges and force people off by pushing them with your shields. Easy experience.

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>>13745038
>dating a Cyclops

>> No.13745053

>>13745051
Camping is cheap and dirty! Art thou a knave?

>> No.13745056

>>13745051
>Push goblins off cliff
>They land in conveniently placed lake.
>Battle turns into a day at the beach.
>The helmet stays on.

>> No.13745057

>>13745017
>You'll never assert dominance over a group of sharkgirls
>You'll never win their unflinching loyalty after a hundred sharkgirl bopfest
>You'll never wear a necklace sporting a tooth from each of your conquests
>You'll never be the baddest dude on the beach, evidenced by the fawning school of sharkgirls who follow you every move

The pain is real.

>> No.13745059

>>13745057
I'd rather be a school of Sharkgirl's bitchboy!

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>>13745023
What if the monsters start dual wielding shields too?

>> No.13745061

>>13745057
Nah If they're subs I don't like it

>> No.13745063

>>13745053

I never said I was a good person.

>> No.13745062

>>13745060
They'd be FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!

>> No.13745064

>>13745060
Shield fight.

>> No.13745065
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>>13745060
FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

>> No.13745069

>>13745050
What if she doesn't enjoy that, and would prefer you smack her across the face or pull her hair as a sign of affection?

>> No.13745070

>>13745060
I want to form the most mismatched adventuring team possible!

With a fairy tank, a Holst damage dealer and a Devil healer.

>> No.13745072

>>13745052
>Not dating one to think she's human before you lock her in a closet and have fuck her bullies and her mom
>Not doing this each week

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>>13745057
The fuck are they now? Dogs?

>> No.13745076

>>13745069
That's the point. Why give her what she wants?

>> No.13745078

>>13745075
Warrior rules.

>> No.13745081

>>13745038
Those are some pretty deep needs. As much as I feel like an ass for doing this, I'd have to tell her that she wants more than what I can give.

>> No.13745082

>>13745065
No, my names Anon.

>> No.13745084

>>13745075
I want to irrumate a shark girl. Also a zombie.

>> No.13745087

>>13745075
I want to try and go swimming on what looks to be an empty beach, only to discover the reason for it being so is the territorial Shark Girl lifeguard!

I then want to slowly break down her tough and cold exterior with kindness and understanding, and befriend her, revealing the loyal, dominant, and kind girl inside!

Then one day I want to be swimming in the ocean when several faceless fat Jellyfish girls grab me under the waves and attempt to rape me.

>> No.13745092

>>13745076
You promised not to ignore her needs anon. You wouldn't lie to her would you?

>> No.13745093

>>13744834
So is anyone doing this or does it need to be added to my ever growing list of ideas nobody else wanted?

>> No.13745104

>>13745092
She'll get her needs filled, when I'm holding her close watching a movie on the couch.

>> No.13745113

>>13745081
It's perfectly understandable.

>> No.13745118

>>13745104
What movie?

>> No.13745121
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>>13745007
It's not yukkuri. It's whatever is picrelated.
Chibis drawn by Drakengard creator's wife

>> No.13745123

>>13745118
A lighthearted comedy about a cyclops who wants to lose her virginity but always fails.

>> No.13745126

>>13745060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs
Perhaps they can become as much of an asshole as THE WALL.

>> No.13745130

>>13745038

when starting any endeavor it is important to consider two questions, and consider them well.

What happens if I fail?

What happens if I succeed?

Ask those questions again and again and you won't fuck up your waifu.

>> No.13745135

>>13745093

ideas broached in this forum are understood to be up for grabs and there is no need to call dibs.

If you write us a story and another writefag does their own take, we are going to do our best to fap to both of them.

>> No.13745136

>>13745057
>>13745075
How about instead of being subservient, they just respect strength and are loyal because they were beaten?
>They occasionally challenge Anon for the top spot in the social hierarchy
>Through a combination of blunders on their part and well placed nose bops, Anon continues to remain at the top of the heap

>> No.13745137

>>13745135
>forum

>> No.13745139

>>13745123
You're crueler than I thought.

>> No.13745141

>>13745135
I'm just lazy and was hoping someone else would do it, but I don't want it to be lost, either.

>> No.13745142

>>13742266
How long has this been a thing?

>> No.13745143

>>13745139
I would tell her that I think it's dumb that a nice girl like the one in the movie couldn't find boyfriend, and If i found a girl like her, I would be very happy.

>> No.13745144

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Why so slow, m80s?

>> No.13745147

>>13745136
How about fuck you and get off my beach before my girls make you look like you lost a fight to a giant cheese grater?

>> No.13745148

>>13745144
New Zealand got banned
Half of the posters were from there

>> No.13745149

>>13745144
It's distressing, but I'm trying. Lord knows I am.

No one is fighting.

>> No.13745151

>>13745147
Trick question, you have no girls.

>> No.13745154

>>13745148
>on the internet, nobody knows you're a kiwi

>> No.13745156

>>13745143
While treating her like a friend?

>> No.13745157

>>13745144
Erryone's watching animu.

>> No.13745158

>>13745157
I wish i was watching animu right now ;_;

>> No.13745160

>>13745075
>You'll never go to the beach just to relax and mind your own business
>You'll never be approached by thug shark girls who live in the area
>You'll never have to easily subdue with nose bops ala Saitama until they stop bothering you
>They'll never gather around you again the next day when you go to the beach, this time flirting with you with their dere side, calling you "master" and shit
>You just wanted to spend your vacation in peace, goddammit

>> No.13745162

>>13745144
Hit the credit union's and now going to work.

>> No.13745163

>>13745156
Yes.

>> No.13745164

>>13745151
That's cute.

>> No.13745167

>>13745144
Busy guarding the threads against possible monstergirl infiltrators.

>> No.13745171

>>13745160
I thought punching them in the nose just made them hornier instad of subs, when did this change?

>> No.13745175

>>13745160
This is my fetish.

>> No.13745178

>>13745167
I, for one, believe we need an open borders policy with the monster girls.
Especially the mindflayers.

>> No.13745179

>>13745171
It's just a thought I came up with. You can change the "dere" part to "more aggressive" and "master" for "hottie" to fit your needs if you want.

>> No.13745184

>>13745178
I'm joining The Hourmen.

>> No.13745185

>>13745178
Sorry, mang. Not letting them in, Warboss' orders.

>> No.13745188

>>13745178
Leave.

>> No.13745189

>>13745163
I thought you wanted to stop the bullying.

>> No.13745191

>>13745185
>Warboss
The P'Orc with chafing thighs?

>> No.13745192

>>13745144

not sure about the others, but for me it's depression.

I recently found out an english monster girl game is being made "Monster Girls Grimoire".

Read about it at work, and was so happy.

Came home to look up the NSFW details...

These guys are making a game about Monster Girls with

a) NO FEMDOM, only maledom

and

b) focusing on vanilla sex


I had to throw up after reading their pitch.

Now I am sad that are faggots who are just so FUCKING AWFUL who exist in this world

>> No.13745193

>>13745185
And what warboss is this?
Surely she can see the honesty within these egirls.

>> No.13745195

>>13745178
Sir, if you would be so kind as to follow me into the "backroom", we can talk more there.

Pay no attention to the guys with the guns.

>> No.13745196

>>13745189
I never aid that. I just wanted to stop hurting her.

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>>13745171
>caring about threadcanon

>> No.13745198

>>13745191
>>13745193

Nah, yah grots. Tha Waaaghboss himself.

Apparently he hates all monstergirls because of some...uncomfortable experiences he had with elves in the past.

>> No.13745199

>>13745192
>maledom

Oh nice, might check that out.

>> No.13745200

>>13745192
>NO FEMDOM, only maledom
>focusing on vanilla sex
I fail to see the problem.

>> No.13745201

>>13745197
Sorry for not wanting hentai logic to win again

>> No.13745202

>>13745192
>NO FEMDOM, only maledom

Oh my stars.

>focusing on vanilla sex

How vanilla we talking here?

>> No.13745203

>>13745192
>No femdom, only maledom
>vanilla
oh god it looks like paradise, googling already.

>> No.13745204

>>13745192
>No femdom
Intro the trash. I just saw how it is, and it's shit anyway.

>> No.13745217

>>13745192
How the fuck it is maledom if it is focused on vanilla

>> No.13745224

>>13745192
So the exact opposite of every other monster girl game out there? Good maybe I'll actually play this one.

>> No.13745226

>>13745192
>just so FUCKING AWFUL
>Oh lawd! They ain't got my fetish
Cry me a river.

>> No.13745227

>>13745192
>No femdom at all
>Pure vanilla
Booooring.

It's like the opposite of Vanadis?
Sure, people sound supportive of it now, but if they complain about those games being "Too creative" with the Monster Sex, then I wonder if they'll inevitably flip over to complain about this one being too bland with the concept?

>> No.13745228

>>13745192
Sadly it only seems to be a starting project, apparently they don't even have a demo out yet.

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>>13745192
I don't think you guys want to get your hopes up for this.

>> No.13745233

>>13745192
Well, considering the shit that's in quite a few of the other MG games we have, a vanilla one would be good.

>> No.13745234

>>13745192
It's shit

>> No.13745235

>>13745200

> MG game with lewd scenes focusing on vanilla sex and where the male protagonist does all the work during sex scenes

>lewd scene #1
>he gently parted her legs and entered her. The wolfgirl wimpered as they started humping

>lewd scene #2
>he gently parted her legs and entered her. The lizard girl sighed as they started screwing


....

>lewd scene #76
>he gently lowered himself into her near where he expected her vagina to be and entered her. The slime girl giggled as they began sexual intercourse

guess there is no problem

>> No.13745236

“Monster Girl Grimoire is a game that takes a lot of inspiration from the Pokémon franchise and Shin Megami Tensei series… Players traverse various dungeons in first-person mode. The overall explorable environment is portrayed in 3D style, while the artwork and sprites will be represented in a 2D style.”

“The primary objective of a battle is to seduce a monster girl and players have to employ a wide variety of tactics to complete challenges.”

Might be cool.

“It is hard to speculate on the content of the hentai scenes, but the developers have stated an intention in widening the spectrum to as many people as possible.”
>as many people as possible

Harrump.

>> No.13745239

>>13745235
Honestly, I'd rather have that than another "/ss/ gets dommed lel" shitfest.

>> No.13745240

>>13745224

simple.

1) Fight MG in turn based combat using tecniques that strip her.

2) then switch to techniques that make her horny.

then this: >>13745235

>> No.13745241

>>13745236
>as many people as possible
Expect CoC

>> No.13745242

>>13745236
That doesn't sound so bad.

>> No.13745245

>>13745201
I bet you like Glacies faggot.

>> No.13745246

>>13745236

yeah... about that. When they say as many as possible on their site, is they aren't planning to include Yaoi right at first. But it's on the table.

>> No.13745247

>>13745236
>Monster Girl Grimoire is a game that takes a lot of inspiration from the Pokémon franchise and Shin Megami Tensei series… Players traverse various dungeons in first-person mode. The overall explorable environment is portrayed in 3D style, while the artwork and sprites will be represented in a 2D style
Honestly, that sounds like it would be real nice. I think my ideal would be something like a RF/Kamidori mix, but that sounds good too. I will expect absolutely nothing from this until it's done though.

>> No.13745248

>>13745241
NOPE! LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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>>13745192
>Monster Girls Grimoire
Isn't the card game that got canned recently?

>no femdom
And nothing of value was lost

>waaah they don't have my fetish in it, it's shhhiiitt
Cry me a river, sissyboi

>> No.13745252

Femdomfags are the worst. Where is HeroAnon when we need him?

>> No.13745253

>>13745247
>I will expect absolutely nothing from this until it's done though

This is the correct answer.

>> No.13745255

>>13745246
You know these guys?

>> No.13745256

>>13745245
>Not liking Glacies
I think the faggot here is you

>> No.13745257

>>13745217
fuck. i meant to reply to this post with >>13745240

>> No.13745258

>>13745252
Leave the femdoms alone, bait-kun.

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>all this hate on femdom
You're making me feel bad. Can't we all just get along?

>> No.13745260

>>13745255
no, the yaoi mention was from some interview i stumbled across yesterday

>> No.13745261

>>13745236
>>13745241
You don't think they'd actually go that route, do you?
>"What's the best way to reach as many people as possible?"
>"Have as many widely varied scenes as possible."
>"And the best way to do that?"
>"Put dicks on EVERYTHING and EVERYONE."

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It's happening again

>> No.13745263

>>13745252
You need someone to fight for you? You sure you're a dom?

>> No.13745264

>>13745236
Oh boy here we go.

>> No.13745265

>>13745259
My trap senses are tingling for some reason, pls prove me wrong.

>> No.13745266

>>13745247
Personally my ideal MG game would lie somewhere between Persona and Fire Emblem.

>> No.13745268

>>13745265
I can't. All I see is an Elf.

>> No.13745269

>>13745236
>as many people as possible
Time to prepare the sick buckets and get ready for when it has double dicked furry futa with 3 sets of breasts.

>> No.13745271

>>13745239
This

>> No.13745274

>>13745259
>prefer x over y
>this means you hate z

I swear to God...

I'm gonna go punch a mindflayer.

>> No.13745275

>>13745249

>Monstergirls without femdom

you are the kind of fag that would make Starcraft 3 without Zerg and centered on amusement park building mechanics.

>> No.13745276

>>13745259
I don't hate femdom, I just hate how most if not all other monster girl games have been exclusively femdom.

>> No.13745277

>>13745259
>mg game that isn't femdom focused, unlike 90% of them
>THE INJUSTICE!!!1!1!

It's less hate, and more amusement, really.

>> No.13745278

>>13745192
Nice viraling. Also, it looks mediocre.

>> No.13745279

Is letting the girl ride you to satisfaction while you chill considered femdom?

>> No.13745282

>>13745275
As a femdomfag I tell you to don't fucking continue. I don't want a shitstorm.

>> No.13745283

>>13745274
>people talk shit about x
>but they don't hate it
Okay?

>> No.13745284

>>13745269
Fucking furfags and their seemingly infinite autismbux.
I still remember that one furfag that paid 10k to have his giant green, cartoony kangaroo OC which ruined the tone of that kaiju game.

>> No.13745285

>>13745279
Its considered mutual sex. I'm not even a femdomfag but I doubt that the girl just being on top makes it outright femdom.

>> No.13745286

>>13745276

but Anon...
that's what they were fucking CREATED FOR.


you won't girls + monsters/creatures with MALEDOM?

Go lookup Pokegirls.

There is an entire fucking fandom built just for you. And it predates Monster Girls too.

>> No.13745287

>>13745279
Depends, is she being a shit?

>> No.13745288

>>13745279
No. How could it be?

>> No.13745289

>You can be a delicious brown hero

Well fuck. I'm getting some serious agarest vibes.

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Here we go again.

>> No.13745291

>>13745275
Fine, whatever.

Make all the fucking monster girls hard femdom for all I care, I'm done arguing over this shit.

>> No.13745292

>>13745266
Yeah, MG Persona would be nice too. Probably. It would depend on which of the tones they went with for it.

>>13745269
This would make me laugh quite a bit if I wasn't sure that dick loving faggot didn't add something like that already. Well, a loss of good content is no real surprise here.

>> No.13745293

>>13745286
>that's what they were fucking CREATED FOR.
Are you talking about monster girls or monster girl games? Because if you're saying monster girls were created to satisfy a fetish ancient humans everywhere would like a word with you. If you're talking about the games then yeah no shit, so why aren't we allowed to have a game not like the others?

>> No.13745294

Hello fellow Femdomfriends!

There actually are no evil Maledomfags in here! What the problem here is that you probably have a virus. Check if your Windows file has a folder called "System 32". If so, you've probably been infected by the Maledomfag Virus. Simply delete the folder and restart the computer, and your browsing should be back to it's normal Femdom Approved posting!

Trust me, I'm a fellow Femdomfriend!

>> No.13745296

>>13745286
>you can't like what I like unless you like it the way I do

Que?

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>you will never be dommed by an apsara onee-sama

>> No.13745298

>>13745283
I don't like flat.
But I wouldn't pass up a girl because she's flat.
I simply prefer busty.
This means I hate flat?

>> No.13745303

>>13745297
Hey, faggot, don't mess up the normal post. Do it again. Also, where is slowpoke? It'd be weird to see a thread without him again.

>> No.13745304

>>13745298
Yes because you discriminate against the flat girl by not checking your privilege when you say you like busty girls more.
Let it all burn, I've got shit to do for a few hours anyway.

>> No.13745305

>>13745298
Why are you doing this? Look at this stuff.
>>13745249
>Cry me a river sissyboi
>>13745252
>Femdomfags are the worst

That's what I'm referring to. Stop your strawmanning. Or don't, now that I used the word strawman, I should probably fuck off.

>> No.13745306

>>13745256
>muh dark souls tier girl

No u

>> No.13745308

>>13745294
>le delete System 32 maymay
Nigga, that shit's ages old.

>> No.13745310

>>13745305
>responding to bait
Jesus christ...

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>>13745266
>Persona and Fire Emblem.
KOWASHITAI FAGGOT

>> No.13745315

>>13745305
>Actually taking that last post seriously
Anon is not a very smart person.

>> No.13745316

>>13745312
Oh god fuck off.

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>> No.13745318

>>13745303

>yfw looking into the archives for "you will never be breastfed by"

>> No.13745319

>>13745312
Too much FE.

>> No.13745322

>You will never be an Alp who streams video games online, and pretends to be a Human Boy to milk viewers and reap in the Patreon and Donation bux

>> No.13745324

I wonder how that new guy who came in a while back and said 'lost of posts with minimal shitposting' is feeling right now. Hopefully he was able to escape before he got trapped on Ms. Bones wild ride like the rest of us.

>> No.13745325

>>13745264
>>13745290
>>13745317
Ok, you faggots need to stop. We got it the first time.

>> No.13745326
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Meanwhile, inna woods... nobody gives a hoot.

>> No.13745327

>>13745304
Pls stop being stupid.

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>>13745312
>only Akaenia and Awakening characters
What a fucking waste. At least Vocaloid Tiki is cute.

>> No.13745330

>>13745327
But its the only thing that gives me joy.

>> No.13745333

>>13745318

>tfw a holst and an apsara make that search on the computer

>> No.13745334

>>13745322
>alp
>having backers

Laughing Sundowner.jpg

>> No.13745335

>>13745334
Did you miss the part where she's pretending to be a real boy?

>> No.13745336

>>13745178
>Mindflayers
Nah. Mad Hatters.

>> No.13745337

>>13744981
Megami Parvarti or something like that.

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I want to be her childhood friend

>> No.13745339

>>13745236
>The overall explorable environment is portrayed in 3D style, while the artwork and sprites will be represented in a 2D style.
Ehhh. No, thanks.

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>>13745023
>>13745060
>They meet
>They had heard of one another from opposite ends of the world
>Opposing forces with similar styles
>The fight is epic, unending, a perfect stalemate
>In an effort to finally put an end to it both sides bring out their ultimate technique
>Anon Uses Unstoppable Force!
>MG Uses Immovable Object!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3lmMdnz5Ok&t=3m14s
>Shields explode, armor disintegrates, weapons vanish, every MG within 10 miles orgasms and every man turns Ga--Alps*
>Both sides eventually get back up after being KOed
>Their left arms bound to one another by the only surviving scraps of metal from their shields
>Nakedly stare at one another for a while
>Finally laughter at what happened from MG and human alike
>Then rage, blind lip biting rage after realizing they both just destroyed an armories worth of gear
>Also because they can't untwine the metal straps connecting their arms
>Insults are thrown and threats are made known
>A one handed fist fight breaks out between them
>Some say the fight continues to this day and that they can still be heard fighting if you listen closely enough
>Y..oo..uuu... b...iittt...cc...chh...h...y....ttt...aaa..rrr.........t
>D...iii...ccc...kkk...h..ee....a..d..ed...kk...nnn..oobb

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Daily reminder to bully your faggot cat.

>> No.13745342

>>13745296

dilutes the fandom?

potentially turns it into something else entirely?

my memory may be glitching, but 3 years ago I don't remember seeing MGs and maledom anywhere near each other. Now seems like over half the discussions on these threads are about turning what used to be aggressive, assertive and highly pro-active MGs into personal pets.

"bump a sharkgirl on the nose and be her alpha" - why have a SHARKgirl if you would do that to her?

>> No.13745343

>>13745338
Why do people hate this cutie?

>> No.13745344

>>13745335
I thought her audience was human males, but I see you were doing /hgb/. My mistake.

>> No.13745346

>>13745339
It would basically be EO.
But with Waifus.

>> No.13745347

>>13745341
But she bullies me.

>> No.13745348

>>13745341
I've always imagined that Cheshires were sado-masochists, so she probably wouldn't mind.

>> No.13745349

>>13745341
>Get tied down to a chair by a faggot cat
>You brace for rape only for her to pull out a laptop
>"Hey Anon, check out these memes I found on 9gag"
>You beg for her to rape you instead.

>> No.13745351

>>13745348
>sado-masochists
This is the nature of the cat.

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>>13745343
Lack of taste

>> No.13745354

>>13745342
You don't get to decide how and when the fandom is "correct".

But keep crying, I'm sure that'll turn things around.

>> No.13745355

>>13745334
She pretends to be a Human Boy. Gotta get that Lizardgirl money.

Just pray she never accidentally drops her fake mustache on stream.

>> No.13745357

>>13745296
He never said that though. You can like what the fuck ever, but you might have to prepare for disappointment when it comes to others catering to your preferences.

>> No.13745358

>>13745312
Well, I meant more in terms of gameplay styles and features than the tonal fusion that that is. Granted that with Monster Girls could be good too, but I meant more like the gameplay of Persona for the most part, dungeon crawling, Social Links, etc., and then throw in some of the more tactical elements from Fire Emblem, like the weapon variety, relationship bonuses, stuff like that.

Also I'm trying to think of a way that'd fuse the two battle systems in a way that'd be more conducive to forming and representing relationships with MGs...maybe like, characters normally have access to only their own base repertoire of attacks, but then can partner up to gain access to more varied and powerful attacks...something like that.

>> No.13745359

>>13745343

People hate her?

>> No.13745360

>>13745351
Wolves are also monogamous and you can have harems of them. That doesn't say shit.

>> No.13745361

>>13745349
> check out these memes I found on 9gag
>Purge.jpg

>> No.13745362

>>13745352
I want to give her so many spooky moth babies

>>13745359
Why? She's a nice young lady looking for love.

>> No.13745363

>>13745342
>why have a SHARKgirl if you would do that to her?
>I have never felt the thrill of dominating others

>> No.13745364
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>>13745346
Are you implying EO is not full of waifus already?
Picrelated and loli dancer are the best

>> No.13745365

>>13745341
I get the feeling that sub Cheshires would be really in your face about it.
Like, "Pin you down, and beg for you to punish them repeatedly while imagining it and drooling" in your face about it.
But really, who wouldn't want to spank a Cheshire?

>> No.13745369

>>13745365
>But really, who wouldn't want to spank a Cheshire?
Me. I don't see the appeal of spanking.

>> No.13745370

>>13745364
Even more waifus.

>> No.13745371

>>13745341
I want to be bullied by a big fat faggot Cat!

>> No.13745372

>>13745357
I am prepared for that, but it appears he isn't.

>> No.13745373

>>13745364
Hexer is perfect for the role of a qt lich.
10/10.

>> No.13745376

>>13745349

>4 hours later...
>"I also found that game you were fapping to just got translated."
>"I installed it on your laptop for you and thought we could play it together"
>"oops sorry, spilled a bit of soda there"
>"is it supposed to be smoking like that"
>"seems like your laptop needs a rest"

>now she starts raping.
>looking at smoking gaming laptop on the floor over her shoulder as she bounces
>dick is rock hard with rage
>too angry to cum
>she knows it. enjoys herself even more

>> No.13745377

>>13745306
The fuck are you talking about, do you even know what a kuudere is.

>> No.13745378

>>13745365
I suppose begging for it is the courteous thing to do, but it does take some of the fun out...

>> No.13745379
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13745379

Behold now the worm of Ouroboros!

>> No.13745380

>>13745342
>Now seems like over half the discussions on these threads are about turning what used to be aggressive, assertive and highly pro-active MGs into personal pets.


As opposed to moeblob ushis and the like? It's the same thing with a different wrapping, and you can bet your ass it's not the doms making monstergirls moe, there's no rush in dominating a gentle girl.

>> No.13745381

>>13745369
To each his own I guess.

>> No.13745383

>>13745376
>gaming laptop
That Chesire is a fucking undercover hero for punishing Anon with that shit of tastes.

>> No.13745384

>>13745364
I'm not much of a fan of EO's movement system either so that's hardy a reassurance for me.

Plus this is an amateur work. EO at least looks decent, so far this is sub par.

>> No.13745385

>>13745364
When is Harblador going to update his Lich story?

>> No.13745386

>>13745342
>muh pure fandom
My sides can now move in the frozen time for 10 seconds.

>> No.13745387

>>13745377
The reason you like glacies I wager, is that you have to "earn" her, and in the setting full of willing nymphos, it seems tryhard as fuck.

>> No.13745391

>>13745363
We know you've never felt it, but how is that relevant?

>> No.13745393

>>13745387
>Things that come easy have little value
More at 11.

>> No.13745395

>>13745342
>Now seems like over half the discussions on these threads are about turning what used to be aggressive, assertive and highly pro-active MGs into personal pets.
>What are different personalities.
Seriously, how hard of a concept is this to grasp? Just because submissive monstergirls of any breed exist doesn't mean dominant monstergirls of any breed don't. They don't all act the same anon.
Also
>Using the term "Fandom" unironically

>> No.13745397

>>13745387
>Implying there's anything wrong with that

>> No.13745399
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Fill in the Blanks!

>I want to engage in ___(Femdom/Maledom/Etc) with my ___(Trait) ___(Onee-san/Imouto) ___(Monster Girl)!

>> No.13745400
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Umi da! Wouldn't you rather go take a swim than argue?

>> No.13745402
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>>13745387
>Not wanting to earn his girl's heart no matter the species.
>Not wanting a proper romance
>Wanting a cheap, shallow relationship built on sex alone.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB.

>> No.13745406

>>13745399
I want to be dommed by my nerdy Crow Tengu onee-san.

>> No.13745407

>>13745385
He didn't seem to have much in his head about it when I asked before the latest update. Maybe he thought up some more for it though.

>>13745400
I'd rather swim in a pool, but sure.

>> No.13745410

>>13745399
God, I hate forms.

Just put your thing in her thing, jesus.

>> No.13745412

>>13745379
>Baby Lamia sucks her tail instead of her thumb
Fucking adorable/10, good practice for when she sucks mein cock.

>> No.13745414

>>13745399
There he is again! It's that purple guy who got drawn fucking an Anubis a couple times!
Who even is he? Looks like goddamn Wonder Man from Earth's Mightiest Heroes...

Anyway.
>I want to engage in Tender Femdom with my Adoring Imouto Anubis!

>> No.13745415

>>13745410
Fill out the proper form so we can gauge what Monster Girl should fuck you, otherwise your application will be denied and you will be given a sympathy Alp.

>> No.13745416
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>>13745322
>You will never watch the Alp's true identity get revealed and for her to receive violent retribution from her former backers
>Being taken out shopping and having her three sizes measured
>Trying on lewd and frilly clothing
>using their skilled hands to ingrain a girl's pleasure into the alp's soul
>Made to wear egg vibrators as they go out and talk to human boys
>Depriving her of her mana pots saying "Good succubi don't need to rely on those", and starving her to insanity and then getting her a human boy to take to a love hotel, then video taping her as she goes berserk and fucks him until he can't move
>and so on, until the alp never pretends to be a boy again

>> No.13745418

>>13745414
>I want to engage in Tender Femdom with my Adoring Imouto Anubis!
Nigga YES.

>> No.13745421

>>13745414
I'm pretty sure it's just a generic self-insert silhouette.

>> No.13745423

>>13745399
I want to engage in tender loving femdom with my possessive Dragon wife.
>>13745415
>sympathy Alp
Is that the last person who refused to fill the form?

>> No.13745424

>>13745415
You'll never take me alive, Coppers!

>> No.13745425

>>13745399
>Blablabla typical sub/dom girl doing the opposite
There you all go.

>> No.13745426

>>13745379
Holy shit, that is really, really adorable. It's too much, man.

>> No.13745430

>>13745399
I want to engage in rough femdom with my yandere onee-san Living Doll!

>> No.13745434

>>13745415
What if I just reject the Alp too?

>> No.13745435

>>13745426
She's filled with a desperate sorrow because of all the arguing going on around here.

>> No.13745439

>>13745399
>I want to engage in hard maledom with my Kuudere Kunoichi onee-san.

>> No.13745441

>>13745434
>rejecting Alps
Your soul is hollow and coated in Teflon.

>> No.13745443

>>13745414
>>13745418
>Honestly, big brother, you said you'd help me with homework, but how am I meant to focus when you sit so close to me?

>> No.13745446

>>13745416
>>Made to wear egg vibrators as they go out and talk to human boys
Yeeesssss.

>> No.13745449

>>13745423
The sympathy Alps are people who tried to avoid the Monster Girl Draft.

>>13745424
Like this guy.

>>13745434
Well she'll probably cry and instead we'll just have to give you to her, complete with a collar and owner's manual on how to care for your human boy written by the leading Lilim human boy trainers.

So naturally it's just easier and cheaper for everyone to just take the alp unless you want to deal with a crying alp that tries to dom you.

>> No.13745451

>>13745443
>how am I meant to focus when you sit so close to me?
How about you git gud, sis?

>> No.13745455

>>13745441
>wanting transgenders

>> No.13745456

>>13745443
It's a matter of space saving and efficiency.
It's much easier to check over her work if I have her sitting in my lap in the first place.

>> No.13745457

>>13745441
I'm a maverick anon.
>>13745449
I'm not gonna lie, I find that kind of hot.

>> No.13745458

>>13745369

as a femdom fag, I do.

Haughty and powerful MG doing femdom on Anon for no reason, just makes her seem like an extreme bitch. If Anon meets someone like a Dark Elf, or a Wight and she just ties him up and starts having her fun - than what is that? In that case Anon is just a passing amusement to her. A toy - there is no emotional investment in such an occurrence.

BUT:
What if she just dissed him a bit, verbally bullied him and went on her way, letting him know he wasn't worth her time?
What if Anon got pissed and than used trickery to get catch her of guard.
What if he exploited his momentary advantage and pulled down her panties, pulled her over his lap like she was a misbehaving rotten kid and spanked her till she cried with rage and shame, and than had the gall to admonish her with something really preachy like "I hope you learned your lesson little girl" as he turns around to walk away like she is no longer even a mild threat, insulting her even more with his lack of care?

Well at that point, she has a good and proper character motivation, to get even - so when she collects herself and hunts him down - than the femdom and rape are serious, a contest of sorts and passionate righteous vengeance.

Now we are cooking with the right ingredients.

>> No.13745460

>>13745451
Don't be mean to your little sister anubis. She's already trying hard to impress you.

>> No.13745462
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13745462

What monstergirl characters are your favorites?

I don't mean species, but individuals. They can be from anime, manga, doujins or whatever.

>> No.13745465

>>13745455
>baiting

>> No.13745466

>>13745462
Cute batgirl, Scary moth, and my waifu.

>> No.13745467
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13745467

>not even a passing comment

O..okay...

>> No.13745470

>>13745460
>not being mean to your sister
Only child detected.

>> No.13745471

>>13745462
Lala and Manako and the girls from Harpy Café are qt as hell.

>> No.13745473

>>13745467
I want to be her arm candy!

>> No.13745476

>>13745458
As a maledomfag, I see what the Rock is cookin'...

>> No.13745480

>>13745462
>whatever
I like Farai the Dark Elf and I'm not ashamed of it. Also Shai the Lovecraftian horror.

>> No.13745481

>>13745376

"Lol those guys can take their games everywhere with them... what a shit taste."

>being a loser who doesn't get the point of convenience

>> No.13745482

>>13745393
>all the girls are devoted and could not think of betraying you
>how you get them is important
EHL OH EHL

>> No.13745484

>>13745462
All the MG characters I've written. I consider them all to be my waifus in one way or another.

>> No.13745486

>>13745457
Why do you find an alp awkwardly trying to dom and rape you hot? I can understand a lot of fetishes, but not this one. Wouldn't it be frustrating and the sex end in her crying into you and you comforting her on the bed? Unless you actively trained her on how to dom or something.

>> No.13745487

>>13745470
Nah. I've got a younger brother, but I wouldn't bully him anyway.

>> No.13745488

>>13745467
I tried, but all my comments seemed to run into a wall of some kind.

>> No.13745490

>>13745482
Nice strawman bro, does it come with a hat?

>> No.13745492
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13745492

More Bapho for the thread.

>> No.13745493

>>13745462
Est Morn from Succubus Quest

>> No.13745496

>>13745487
I've got both. And they both deserve it.

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>>13745462
Does Y'shtola count? Yeah yeah, generic cat girl, but honestly outside of MM and the like I can't think of much to draw from...

>> No.13745498

>>13745465
>someone who changed his gender
>not a transgender

>> No.13745500

>>13745492
Someone drew fanart of fanart?

>> No.13745504

>>13745498
Joe the Fisherman, please go.

>> No.13745505

>>13745462
Let's see if I can do something with my template before the thread dies...

>> No.13745506

>>13745402
>being a romancefag
>Dio
>Being a beta

>> No.13745508

>>13745486
I dunno, I just like the idea of her slowly getting into it.

>> No.13745509

>>13745506
>being so full of yourself you feel you're entitled to turn a thread into your personal shithouse
Can you stop?

>> No.13745511

>>13745500
It happens. At least one person drew fanart of Bullet as a Hellhound after .less did.

>> No.13745512

>>13745492
Sod off bapho-chan. I thought I told you not to come in here again.

>> No.13745514

>>13745467
I liked it, figured somebody else would comment though.

>> No.13745516

>>13745506
>Being a beta
Well meme'd

>> No.13745520

>>13745467
Comment on what?

>> No.13745528

>>13745467
Such a same for a girl with a nice toned body to be frowning so much. Kanizeru should really find someone to turn that frown into an ahegao.

>> No.13745529

>You'll never meet a Tanuki who's a complete and total degenerate
>She'll never help you with your finances in exchange for an hour of handholding
>She'll never front you the money to start your own business in exchange for brushing her tail

>> No.13745530

>>13745467
>not even a passing comment
You're looking pretty today, Buffcubus-chan.

>> No.13745532
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>>13745462
Do Homunculi count?

>> No.13745533

>>13745490
I'm not the one putting value on how you get together when it' inevitable, you're splitting hairs needlessly.

>See Holst qt at the mall
>"Nonchalantly bump into her
>Interrogate
>Invite to dinner
>Hit it off
>Acquire girlfriend
>Milky sexy times ensues

or

>See Holst qt at the mall
>Grab her ass
>She blushes
>Shove her into a bathroom stall and fuck her until she doesn't know what way is up

Same thing, especially to the girls.

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>>13745500
It's not an alien concept.

>> No.13745543

>>13745533
>inevitable
For you.

>> No.13745545

>>13745533
>Interrogate
Man, what?

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>>13745520

>> No.13745549

>>13745467
What the hell is wrong with her forearms?

>> No.13745550

>>13745504
You can cry bait all you want, doesn't change the fact it's a guy who changed his gender

>> No.13745551

>>13745509
>when I do it I'm expressing an opinion
>When people say something I don't agree with/don't like they're being shitters

>> No.13745553

>>13745462
Manako an Hitomi for starters. Then the girls of Bird Cafe.

Beyond that, I kinda like the design of that genderbent Paleface.

>> No.13745554

>>13745482
Devotion and fidelity have nothing to do with starting a relationship, they come into play after it's already ongoing.

>> No.13745556

>>13745548
I have no idea what you're talking about. No bully pls.

>> No.13745557

>>13745550
Read a dictionary before you even try to troll, you idiot.

>> No.13745559

>>13745548
She's so cute and strong! I want to make her happy!

>> No.13745562

>>13745508
Well, I suppose Alp romances are high maintenance. But if you both worked together, eventually you could have your big breasted and wide hipped Stage 3 Alp that's straddle you and milk you, while whispering kind loving words to you, and cuddling you tightly to her soft chest at night.

It'd be a lot of work, but very rewarding. Especially when you get your first Succubus daughteru.

>> No.13745564
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>>13745500
That's not the only fan art out there.
The Bapho was made to represent that kenkou was secretly a baphomet pretending to be a male artist in japan spreading MG propaganda to slowly prepare us for the day of an MG takeover. But it's so in favor of Baphomet that people caught on.
Kenkou made a joke about being found out and the japanese caught on, so now there's fan art in a few places.

>> No.13745566

>>13745516
Truth hurts.

>> No.13745567

>>13745533
Yes, if you could get the first Holst as easy as the second one, they both have the same low value.

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>>13745462
Probably Astaroth.

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13745571

>You will never be surprised by a Cheshire

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>>13745462

Katt from BoF2. I have many other characters I like, but they don't qualify as monstergirl as much as she does.

>> No.13745576

>>13745545
A date is an interrogation to see if you're suitable for one another.

>> No.13745578

>>13745571
Well Butter-T, ya did it again.

>> No.13745579

>>13745564
>The Bapho was made to represent that kenkou was secretly a baphomet pretending to be a male artist in japan spreading MG propaganda to slowly prepare us for the day of an MG takeover.
If only.

>> No.13745582

>>13745571
Good, the last thing I need is a faggot cat laughing at me for screaming like a little girl.

>> No.13745584

>>13745576
I think the word you're looking for is "interview".

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>>13745556

>> No.13745588

>>13745567
Then I suggest you leave if you don't like it, because simply having a penis gives you at the very least a 99.9% chance of getting with a monstergirl, whichever method you choose.

>> No.13745590

>>13745582
I want a faggot cat to laugh at me for screaming like a little girl! I want a faggot cat to mock me and bully me for being the shitty lowly dog that I am!

>> No.13745591

>>13745576
Interrogations are one sided and involve pressuring the subject in some way. A weird choice of words and/or view on interpersonal relationships.

>> No.13745592

>>13745584
Sure, let's go with that.

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>>13745586
I would have willingly commented on anything if I'd know what that something was. Please. I'll write an update tomorrow, even!

>> No.13745594

>>13745586
?

>> No.13745595

>>13745590
But anon...

Cats don't like dogs.

>> No.13745596

>>13745588
And I suggest you stop posting. But it seems neither of us will get what he wants today.

>> No.13745599

>>13745595
Yes they do, I've got both living under my roof and they sleep in adorable piles sometimes.

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>>13745582
>a faggot cat will never scare you so hard you pass out
>this will never occur in a public location
>the cheshire will never look around awkwardly as the more chivalrous monstergirls give her a death stare
>she'll never pick you up and whisk you away to your apartment so she can hide for a while

>> No.13745605

>>13745554
It does with monstergirls.

>> No.13745610

>>13745605
You're not making much sense. care to elaborate?

>> No.13745611

>>13745596
Cry more.

>> No.13745614

>>13745605
>N-no, my succubus waifu is pure you guys
Oh anon...

>> No.13745615

>>13745595
All the more reason to bully me! For making such stupid assumptions! And for being a metaphorical thing that she hates! I want her to relentlessly bully and mock me for being such a stupid idiotic weak human boy!

>> No.13745616

>>13745611
Your little bag of wit seems to be rather empty.

>> No.13745617

>>13745603
>anyone entering my apartment without my prior and invitation
>especially a faggot cat
No. Just no. A Cheshire is the last one I'd have knowing my shameful secrets.

>> No.13745624

>>13745610

i think he is referring to the shit new concept of

"I am interested in a monogamous relationship, but even after you and I started fucking, this is still a 'casually dating' phase since neither you nor I sat down and told each other we wouldn't be fucking other people yet."

invented by sluts of both genders over that last couple of decades as another slicing cut at concept of romantic relationships.

>> No.13745626

>>13745571
Good, I start swinging when I'm caught off-guard

And I wouldn't want to hurt her.

>> No.13745632

>>13745624
>sluts of both genders
Only females are sluts, males are studs.

>> No.13745633

>>13745610
Seriously?

>Monsters who have obtained a “husband” go through changes that are not just mental, but physical as well. Their already alluring body changes to match with their husband's, adapting into “ a body just for their husband” to suit his tastes so they can get even more pleasure from their husband, and they can give their husband even more pleasure and make him happy, resulting in them being able to milk even more spirit energy. Also, in human settlements where monsters coexist with humans, etc. , where monsters live in places close to humans, if a monster develops feelings for a specific man, at that point, her instinct will recognize that man as her “husband”, and it's not uncommon for her body and heart to begin changing before she even assaults him and before they even have sex.


>[...]If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding.

Devotion and fidelity go so far that even before they have sex you can become a MGs beloved.

>> No.13745640

>>13745633
>even before they have sex you can become a MGs beloved.

Yes, "can", not "does".

>> No.13745642

>>13745626

>one of the first Anons to go monster girl jail for public child abuse
>after passing near a Monster Girl kindergarten and punching out a 5 year old Cheshire girl who just did her first teleport

>> No.13745643

>>13745632
>Men aren't sluts
Have you seen any posts here? It's slut central. .

>> No.13745645

>>13745615
>You will never be a desperate masochistic submissive rapebait bishounen in MGC

>> No.13745646

>>13745236
>“It is hard to speculate on the content of the hentai scenes, but the developers have stated an intention in widening the spectrum to as many people as possible.”
>as many people as possible
>we want a wider audience
No loli confirmed
Futa, yuri and yaoi confirmed
Monsterboys confirmed
Faggotry confirmed

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13745648

>New Z-ton doujin has a futa monstergirl
Brace for impact

>> No.13745654

>>13745640
>>13745614

Glass half empty faggots pls.

>> No.13745655

>>13745642
I plead the fifth.

>> No.13745658

>>13745654
>implying the glass isn't always half-empty, if filled at all

Oh please.

>> No.13745660

>>13745648
That's the guy from the centaur samurai girl right?

>> No.13745664

>>13745648
>Z-ton

No big surprise. He's done that sort of stuff before.

>> No.13745665

>>13745633
>Monsters who have obtained a “husband”
Monsters obtaining a husband is usually preceded by a lot of fucking in MGE land.

Also, changing their form to better woo a man is not devotion or fidelity, it's a mating tactic.

>> No.13745666

>>13745506
What's beta about romancing the fuck out of a girl?

>> No.13745667

>>13745643
No, all these fine, upstanding gentlemen here are studs.

>> No.13745670

>>13745667
As a tailpussy slut I take offense to that.

>> No.13745673

>>13745667
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Me, I know I'm a slut.

>> No.13745678

>>13745665
>changing their body to suit the tastes and needs of one man before even meeting him
>before even knowing what's he's like
>for the sake of making him happy
>not devotion

I thought I was cynical.

>if a monster develops feelings for a specific man, at that point, her instinct will recognize that man as her “husband”, and it's not uncommon for her body and heart to begin changing before she even assaults him and before they even have sex.
>BEFORE

>> No.13745682

>>13745667
Liar. I'm a slut for big meaty paws. I'll open up a massage parlour for paws and claws, and give all my clients happy endings.

>> No.13745689

>>13745666
Putting the pussy on a pedestal is beta.

>> No.13745691

>>13745678
>BEFORE
Now read the dozens of encyclopedia entries that go "an then they fuck, and if the monster likes the guy..."

>> No.13745694
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13745694

>>13745667
I'm a Dragonslut.

>> No.13745696

>>13745670
>>13745673
>>13745682
>>13745694
>not being fine, upstanding gentlemen

I am both disappointed and disgusted.
Good day to you.

>> No.13745698

>>13745691
One does not exclude the other.

>> No.13745705
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>>13745696
Good riddance.

>> No.13745706

>>13745696
>Not being a slut so you can better pleasure your waifu

>> No.13745707

Oh no! A wizard has placed a curse on you!

Your dick now cums confetti and makes a party horn noise.

How does your waifu take the news?

>> No.13745708

>>13745706
>not having your waifu be the slut
Pleb.

>> No.13745711

>>13745696
Hey, I didn't choose the slut life, the slut life choose me.

>> No.13745714

>>13745706
>>13745708
>Not being both sluts
Niggas please

>> No.13745716

>>13745707
Who cares? I'm having a blast.

>> No.13745717

>>13745696
Yeah, well, fuck you!
I hope you retain your chaste dignity until you meet that one special girl!
I hope you fall in love and settle down somewhere with a job you enjoy and a wife who'll always love you!
I hope you live a long and fruitful life with the family you always hoped for, you fucking faggot!

If I ever meet you in the street while I live alone, tending to the needs of many monstergirls but never truly connecting, I'll give you a thumbs up and congratulate you on your successes, you goddamn whore.

>> No.13745718

>>13745706
>having to be a slut just to please your wife
>being a slut and having a wife

>> No.13745719

>>13745708
Cuck, pls.

>> No.13745721

>>13745708
>Being a lazy and selfish jerk that doesn't put effort into making his wife feel good.

>> No.13745722

>>13745689
>Trying your best to make her feel like the most important person in the world
>Beta
Sure anon, keep telling yourself that.

>> No.13745723

>>13745717
Never before have I been this insulted.

I shall you see you in court.

>> No.13745727

>>13745721
>but it's ok if she does it
White knight pls.

>> No.13745730

>>13745727
Isn't it a man's duty to give his wife the bet sex he can? You're not doing your masculine duties very well.

>> No.13745732

>>13745722
>Trying your best to make her feel like the most important person in the world
Not saying it's "bad", but yes, that's literally beta behavior.

>> No.13745733
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>>13745462
So here it is. Pretty entry level tier I guess.

>> No.13745735

>>13745730
>being a slut
>masculine duties

Pick one, and only one.

>> No.13745736

>>13745733
Who's the Valkyrie and Dark Elf?

>> No.13745739
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13745739

>beta this beta that
It's like I'm on /sp/ or /fit/ right now, christ.

>> No.13745741

>>13745739
I'd beta those betas.

>> No.13745743

>>13745739
>those tits
It's like I'm fucking around in the AG3 character creator all over again.

>> No.13745744

>>13745735
Men were the original sluts, spreading their gene far and wide. Then the jews and the women forced men into giving up their nature so they could control us. Don't you want to be free?

>> No.13745745

>>13745739
>the word beta
>in a thread full of betas
I don't know what you were expecting.

>> No.13745746

>>13745736
Melodiana and Pirotess

>> No.13745749

>>13745744
>Men were the original studs, spreading their gene far and wide.
FTFY, the rest is fine I guess.

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>>13745722
You don't have to be such a nice guy down here you know.

>> No.13745757

I want to be beaten up by a Monster Girl!

>> No.13745760

>>13745739
I love Kloah

>> No.13745761

>>13745751
>White Knight
Anon, I'm not leaping to any girl's defense here, I'm just saying that I want to romance a girl.
I just want to be in love and to be loved anon.

>> No.13745762

>>13745757
Why?

>> No.13745764
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13745764

>>13745746
Where are they from? I am intrigued by sexy dark skin and Valkys.

>> No.13745765

>>13745666

if one does it properly, nothing. Though I am curious as to how that would go with MG.

>Likes an MG girl in his class
>finds out her interests
>Asks her out on a date
>Tries to start first stage, smiles, passing compliments
>Finds her, approaches on a fly by course. Eye contact - check. Easy smile - Check.
>she looks back blank
>Continue non-verbal encounters. On second day she starts smiling back.
>plan out activities to invite her to.
>start thinking up of gift to buy her
>Decide time to ask her out on date.
>Track her to find when she is alone.
>Approach to ask.
>where did she go
>suddenly tackled from behind.
>short tussle - Anon handcuffed naked to a chair
>She is infront of him. Her girlfriends file into the room
>"So we recently discovered our Anon is a rapebait"
>"What!?... no, I was just..." - mouth muffled with panties.
>"No need to be defensive Anon. We don't judge. Me and the girls all believe in putting guys like you to good use."

>End of Romance in Monster Girl City

>> No.13745766

>>13745586
What?

>> No.13745767

>>13745764
Nigga I gave you the names, don't be lazy and use google.

>> No.13745768
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13745768

>>13745760
So do I.

>> No.13745769

>>13745762
Because I have psychological issues that give me a low self esteem and make me think I'm not worthy of kindness or love, so I have a natural desire to want to be bullied and treated like dirt, because it's what I think I'm deserving of. And as a bonus it helps the bully out because it gives her a willing subject to vent her frustrations on, so it's a win win for everyone.

>> No.13745771

>>13745767
Sorry, but 90% of the time Googling names turns up everything but what you're looking for.
Or last it does that for me.

>> No.13745772

>>13745764
Meldonia is from Kamidori, a shop simulator/RPG with porn

>> No.13745774

>>13745772
>Kamidori
All interest lost. I will never grind again.

>> No.13745775

>>13745761
This you? >>13742972

>> No.13745776

>>13745769
Nice blog faggot.

>> No.13745779

>>13745775
No.

>> No.13745780

>>13745769

i was going to guess "because I secretly want a massage, but am too manly to go to a massage parlor since that shit is for faggy sissies"

>> No.13745781

>>13745776
I just answered a question. Sorry. P-Please keep calling me more insults Anon!

>> No.13745782

>>13745757
Go for an amazon.

>> No.13745783

>>13745760
Kloah should draw the Wonderland girls

>> No.13745784

>>13745779
You're still a faggot though.

>> No.13745785

>>13745782
>Amazon
>Ever beating up a sweet defenseless man

>> No.13745787

>>13745783
Kloah should draw them all.

>> No.13745789

>>13745781
Great, now you just made it weird.

Fucking Masochists.

>> No.13745792

>>13745785
>men
>defenseless

Bitchboy pls.

>> No.13745794

>>13745792
Well, this particular one seems to be.

>> No.13745795

>>13745785
What would an Amazon do if her husband was a masochist who wanted her to rough him up in bed?

And conversely, so people who prefer Maledom, would you want a waifu who was a major masochist? How far would you be willing to "hurt" her?

>>13745789
Anon if you keep insulting the masochist you may wake up to an alp clinging at your side begging you to use her as you like.

>> No.13745797

>>13745785
That's exactly what I said. They're shit like every dom monstergirl.

>> No.13745801

>>13745782

he said 'beat up' not 'become a housemaid'

>>13745757

Steal a Lizardgirl's sword Anon. Insert handle into rectum and wait for her to find you. When she does, offer the sword back to her without cleaning it first. Tell her "Had to borrow your toy. Sorry. I am done with it now."

>> No.13745802

>>13745795
>people who prefer Maledom, would you want a waifu who was a major masochist?

Actually, I'm not big on that. I mean, if she really wants me to, I guess.

>> No.13745806

>>13745797
That's one hot opinion you got there.

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I just opened the thread and I see people calling other betas for wanting romance

>> No.13745815

>>13745797
You lack finesse.

>> No.13745818

>>13745814
Some people here are very insecure.

>> No.13745819

>>13745814
Thanks for the update, now go back to /a/.

>> No.13745822

>>13745814

It's rape or be raped 'round here.

>> No.13745824

>>13745818
>insecure
>using feminist shaming tactics

That's beneath you, anon.

>> No.13745827

>>13745819
You seem upset

>> No.13745829

>>13745787
He should design the Reverse Sabbath for KC.

>> No.13745830

>>13745818
>insecure

Oh fuck off.

>> No.13745832

>>13745814
Just close the tab until the graveyard shift takes over.

>> No.13745836

>>13745824
>>13745830
Anon I don't fucking know anymore. There's nothing wrong with romance and that's how I feel.

>> No.13745839

>>13745795
Anon, all alps should know who I am and why they should avoid me.
Besides, I have a jabberwocky now

>> No.13745840

>>13745827
Well meme'd.

>> No.13745844

>>13745822
It's not like they're exclusive to each other. You can be raped by a monstergirl and fall in love with her anyway, or the other way around.

>> No.13745854

>>13745836
And not everyone is a misty eyed middle aged woman who wants carriage rides through the park at night. Got a problem?

>> No.13745857

>>13745854
Yeah. But you know, fighting this is like pissing against the wind.

It don't matter, none of this matters.

>> No.13745867

>>13745854
Oh anon, I love when you use ridiculous hyperboles.

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>>13745857
If there is no meaning, there is no upset to doing it anyway. Aren't you having fun?

>> No.13745874

>>13745839
Wait a minute, are you the anon with the incredibly healthy alp-jabberwock?

I can't believe you're still here, holy shit. You're a hero.

>> No.13745875

>>13745869
Nope.

>> No.13745880

>>13745867
>hyperbole
>>13745722
>>13745402

Stay out of it if you haven't read the reply chain.

>> No.13745882

>>13745869
Not particularly.

>> No.13745885

>>13745875
Too bad, someone else will come along. Pointing out it was meaningless was meaningless.

>> No.13745890
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13745890

Seeing a lot of pro-maledom shit in this thread, rapists pls go.

>> No.13745895

Hide bait posts.

Ignore bait posts.

Do not reply to bait.

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13745898

So uh, bikini armor.

>> No.13745899

>>13745880
>wanting romance makes him a "misty eyed middle aged woman who wants carriage rides through the park at night"
>not hyperbole
Please.

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>>13745890
>rapists pls go

So you want us to take the monstergirls with us while you faggots alp each other. I'm cool with that.

YOU HEARD HIM GUYS! MGs ARE MALEDOM PROPERTY NOW!

>> No.13745906

Being a wizard in Monstergirl Land is hard.

>Gotta craft potions
>But you're out of ingredients
>So you make a list of shit to get

>A barrel of dormouse mollases
>10 vials of akanane saliva
>2 tubs of anubis butter
>A bottle of condensed nightmare dreams
>20 ryu reverse scales
>Tubs of barometz jelly, all flavours
>Tubs of slime substance, all types
>A container of sylph air
>Some grey hairs plucked from a kitsune's tails
>A battery charged by a thunderbird
>One vial of a virgin's succubus' tears (extremely easy to obtain through wizard bullying)
>Ghost ectoplasm
>A bushel of alraune roses
>1/2 a pound of a mimic's gold coins
>A fistful of ushi-oni fur
>A jar of matango spores
>One bowl of a lilim's ice cream (not ingredients, but it's fun to take from them anyway)

>> No.13745909

>>13745899
Acting like he's in a Lifetime movie makes him such. Fuck off Descartes.

>> No.13745910

>>13745901
I dunno, I don't really dislike the subs, so I'll be a bro and share.

>> No.13745914

>>13745909
Anon, Descartes is dead. He died hundreds of years ago.

>> No.13745916

>>13745906
Lilims are fucking douches. I hate them.

>> No.13745917

>>13745895
Yeah but what is bait

>> No.13745918

>>13745898
Isn't that only a bikini? I mean, at least glue some coins on it or something.

>> No.13745919

>>13745910

Share your wife, I'm not gonna give them anything.

>> No.13745921

>>13745906
>craft potions
>not putting all your points into spells

Pleb.

>> No.13745923

>>13745916
What the hell I typed Wizards, not Lilims. I love Lilims. What the fuck.

>> No.13745925

>>13745906
Getting really tired of this wizard shit.

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>>13745918
No clue, but I am pretty fond of the design,

>> No.13745928

>>13745919
Well no, I'm gonna keep my waifu for myself.

They can have the ones I'm not using, like this Hellhound for example

>> No.13745931

>>13745925
What about Sorceresses? Can they be monster girls?

>> No.13745933

>>13745923
I bet a wizard did it.

>> No.13745935

>>13745923
Truly, this is the power of wizards.

>> No.13745937

>>13745923
You can't hide what's inside.

Or a wizard did it.

>> No.13745938

>>13745925
Guess you'll just have to deal with it.

>> No.13745940

>>13745931
They're more annoying human girls.

>> No.13745941

>>13745928
I see what you're doing and it's pointless.

>> No.13745942

>>13745931
If they walk the path of undeath and remove their soul from their body.

>> No.13745944

>>13745941
You do? Do tell.

>> No.13745946

>>13745941
He's giving out free Hellhounds. Where's the problem?

>> No.13745949

>