Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Real monsters ride each other.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

Summer sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Greatest Love.

[PantyQuest No.]

Someone said my name a few times, so I'm back again.

I went back and did the scary looking angels that shoot people with arrows.

http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

(Cupid on Page 28)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742272
About damn time you git.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742272
I want to tickle a Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742263
>tfw no mge dragon from that drawfag
I godda believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742272
Thank god you're alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont let your virgin power go to waste.
Join now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742202

You're strange. That's strange.

Thanks anyway because apparently whoever runs the Wordpress is having some kind of Jihad against me for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

Best moth

>No one will ever love you this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742283
Why not ask him?

[Anonymous No.]

You get a maid, a loving waifu, and a perfect lover all in one. I have to say, Kikimora are top tier monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742292
I always seem to drop in right after he leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742289

I'd like her more if she didn't have that weird moth abdomen on her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742292
What sound does an Ushi-Oni make when it's happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742296
Then do a cue greentext involving a Dragon and hope sem&mpai notices.

[Anonymous No.]

not gonna lie, new here
where can I download MGQ? didn't find anything useful in the pastebin and want to try it if it's fun, buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742303
Maybe some form of a COO or huffing noise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742295
Excellent taste, my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742303

Much like the mighty Cockatrice going "Meep Meep!" when afraid, the Ushi-Oni makes a noise that goes Ufufufu, Ara ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742303
Depends on the level of happiness. From high to low
"Squeeeeee!"
"D'awww!"
"Uehehehe!"
"Mmmhee..."
"Mofu mofu"

"I love you, anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742305
Try the /vg/ threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742289
Good, moths are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742304
I don't think giving everyone here cancer is worth a pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742289
This level of intimacy makes me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742313
Anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742313

>Moths are shit

FUCK YOU, YOU BUTTERFLY SYMPATHIZER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742316
You can't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch scaly tail!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742313

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742307
Just imagine it my friend of fine taste -

You come home from a long day at work or school to find the house utterly spotless, a pleasant scent hanging in the air. Dinner is almost ready in the kitchen, your clothes and vidya are neatly arranged and organized. You sit down to a lovely meal with your kikimora, and afterwards the two of you make love. You lie down to bed every night in pure bliss, happily fed, warmed up by the loving monster girl at your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742323
Too cheesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742321
I can, don't test me.

Seriously, please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742326
yes plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742329
Stop Alping already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742320
>implying butterflies aren't way better than shitty moths

Is it even legal to be this much of a pleb?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to heatpat and tenderly love your maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742338
>Not wanting fluffy moths

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742322
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742337
>Alping
I kind of am, aren't I? You're right, I shouldn't steal his thing, he'll be super mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742339
Can I run my fingers through her fluffy, feathery tail instead and comment on how soft it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742322
This is incredibly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742339
If I had a kikimora waifu here with me, I would stroke her hair and tell her that I couldn't possibly live my life without her. Her being there, supporting me is what allows me to keep on living at my very best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742355
This is basically porn for kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742353
Of course anon! Be sure to mention that you think that she looks cute aswell! You may even wish to bury your head in her tail, she will surely appreciate it!

>>13742355
She'd answer that she couldn't possibly live without you either, your love for her keeping her motivated and going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742355
>>13742365
All this vanilla makes me hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742355

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742354
I know isn't it great.

Crabmanland is probably my no. 1 on my list of worlds where monster girls are real that I want to go to. Mostly because it has indoor plumbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742371

Genuine love is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742371
Vanilla femdom is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742379
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742322
I just downloaded this. Haven't watched yet. So I must ask...

How's the voice acting here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742373
I wanna hire an Imp assistant specifically for morale-raising hugs and cuddles..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742396
Smith is gonna make you cum in your pants and Mia isn't too bad, that's the jizzt of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742266
I 'm a huge slut for crrow tengus! I don't care if a murder of them kidnap me and gangrape me for days, or if I'm just a slut for my waifu , I just want to fuck them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742383
i wish to be wrapped up and punished

>>13742322
erection inducing, 11/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742400
>Smith
She sings the ending theme, yes?

How's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742383
Of course it is anon, that's everyone's fetish here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742402
I wish to be wrapped up and be called a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3MKpbGcfD4

You tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742396
Miia's voice is shit, Darling's alright, Smith's voice is Yu Kobayashi so what do you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742396
Surprisingly decent, Miia is alright and Smith is Ara Ara solidified as a VA.

>>13742405
The ending theme is pretty good imo, a lot better than most in recent years.
MON all sound good and look sexy as fuck, Smith too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742408
Factually untrue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742398
Better go to your local library and grab one of those books with pentagrams and stuff on it then.

After a good amount of study, you'll be able to call forth your first Imp servant. You can make her wear ANY outfit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742417

it's everyone's fetish
even if you don't know it's your fetish yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742411
Hooray for MON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742411
Wow. After how J-Pop Bad the opening was, I was a bit worried, but this is actually a pretty nice song.

Tio's thin-ass limbs still bug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742424
did she died

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742383
I like gentle motherly femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742424
No, I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742430
Yes this is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742387
>You will never fuck a lamia while the two of you kiss each other deeply
>She will never whisper in your ear repeatedly that she loves you before you cum inside her
Ah, who cares about this thing called life, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742416
>>13742413
>Smith is Yu Kobayashi
How come I never hear her voice in most anime?
The most recent anime I heard her in was MariaxHolic, and I was actively seeking out an anime that starred her when I watched that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742438
I want to spend an entire winter day doing nothing but cuddling with a lamia in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742438

>She'll never learn afterwards that you were a virgin
>She'll never whisper that you'll get to enjoy this each and every day, kissing you again while staring into your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742448
>Reenacting a duet together of "It's Cold Outside" with your lamia fiancee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742438
>>13742448
>>13742451
>>13742452

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742442
She's been in many roles here and there. If you want to hear her talk dirty check out Seitokai Yakuindomo. She's also in Shinometa airing this season, which is also about sex jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742452
Miss Grape Snake, you said I would get candy if I got into your car... Boy you sure smell like you have a lot of perfume on... My house isn't that way, where are we going?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742452
My country can get as cold as fuck so she'd want to be inside most of winter. She might make a fort. Fuck yeah Apophis fort!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742460
Oh yeah, I did see SYD.
Truly she is great.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it time for snake church already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742460
The lewd teacher was the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742448
now I'm depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742421
I wonder if she'll like a comfy turtleneck sweater that's a little too big for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742282
Imagine it.

You come up from behind, catching her entirely unaware. 2 hands and 10 digits bury deep into her creamy cocoa sides. She squeaks and puts up a pitiful struggle, all the while fighting it. And failing.

You poke, knead and scratch; Tickling all across her toned midsection. It is not long before she begins to crack, her tough girl persona cracking and falling to pieces. Giggles turn to laughter, hips swaying madly under your never ending assault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4UvXwxK3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYR1YtiSsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPHXxVCxo4o

>You will never have a Succubus for a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742470
>tfw no lewd MG teacher

Which would be better, intentionally lewd of accidentally lewd?
>>13742477
Oh that's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742467
Why does a snake church need a human boy like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742485
They need someone to talk about snake church with of course!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to ignore the kitsunes who try to keep you from finishing your reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742480
>This is education too.
Such is life in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742429
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742490
Can't they talk with the other snakes? I'm failing to see why they need me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742491
Just give them some fried tofu and they'll leave you be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742485
>>13742497
Jim, what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742491
What if it's a Christmass Cake one that keeps pretending to drop pencils to give me a good look at her prodigious posterior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742467
I wish to see an Ara Apophis in a nun outfit teaching the goodness of lamian love at sunday school.
Maybe even seducing one of the patrons.

[Anonymous No.]

>not having legs
Get rekt, snake faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742485
Why wouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742507
You can't compete against full body hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742506
Don't let Apophis near your kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742481
Then perhaps some more.

One several minute session of musical laughter and nigh perfect skin is not enough, not by a long shot. Time and again, the cupid is set upon by tickling digits, and time and again she is made to laugh.

Sometimes, it is her stomach, attacked from behind or when she goes to stretch, other times it is her plump thighs or knees. The reaction is always the same; A squeak, then a giggle, and finally, the tortured laughter of a once stoic beauty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742510
>implying slimes aren't better suited for full body hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742515
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Will these threads move back to /a/ now that monster girls are undeniably /a/-related or are mods still against it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
No, we're never going back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742481
We do have a small example of accidentally lewd.
I still remember that one story about the teacher who was hypnotized into undressing and sensual dancing in front of her class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
Why would we even want to go back there?

I prefer to post on /a/ for anime and manga and /jp/ for the general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
>wanting more /a/ shitposters in these threads
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
I'm pretty okay with this place in all honesty, despite the shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
Hopefully not. I haven't had a reason to go back since getting back from my 3 year break, and I would enjoy not having to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742408
>>13742424
NYET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522

I like how /vg/ hates /jp/ hates /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742518
Hard as shit to type this out on phone.

I can continue more if the demand is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
>going back to /a/

You're funny as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
If we even tried going back now, how would that look? I'll tell you.

>/jp/ thread posts Monster girls Thread on /a/
>People wonder where it came from
>Some who know try to warn us about how we should be on /jp/
>"Fuck off, monster girls are /a/ now, narutard!"
>Fears that /a/ had about us being a boogeyman prove to be currently true.
>Shit gets so bad, that it looks like we started a raid
>We get booted back to /jp/
>People on /a/ hate us even more than before
>Nobody wins
I ran the simulation 50 times, and by all accounts, it's bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742541
You can stop if you're having trouble I'm more than satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742531
I've gone back to /a/ frequently, but only to request shit in the drawthreads to bring back here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742549

>ran the simulation 50 times, and by all accounts, it's bound to happen.

Funny game, the only winning move is not to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
It's not happening so long as MGE dominates the thread. You wouldn't want to go back there either

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742522
Nah at first I was upset about the change cause you know, we're not the best quality posters but at least we didn't disrupt other threads. After a while of getting used to the image limit and longer threads I kind of enjoyed the lax nature. Even when the shitstorms that occur I simply know that's the time I should practice something else and wait for it to pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742512
Don't worry.
She'll take good care of your children while you're in church.
She just needs about an hour of their time, and they'll be calling her mom--I mean, their den mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742566
And why would you want otherwise? You want to discuss horse pussy vs snake cloaca/rcahnee best girl etc; until the end of time, since MGE is "not /a/ related?"

Luckily, harem shows are deep as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742508
>Harassing a citizen
That's a purgin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742574
Listen, I WISH snake pussy vs horse pussy arguments were the least of our worries here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742578
>snake pussy vs horse pussy arguments
They make no sense anyways, seeing as they're both shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742576
Harassing? She was telling him he's a handsome young man and any girl would be happy to be with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742592
>Snakepussy
>Shit
Okay, Mr. Best Taste, tell us what your doctrine is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742272
Eros Military Academy. Where they teach you to 'Make love, not war'.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to surprise my Kiki maid doing chuuni stuff while she cleans the hosue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742553
Fuck it lets keep it going.[/spoilers]

Never once after she has finally settled down has she struck out or yelled, merely looking at her assailant and pouting slightly.

As time goes on and the tickling continues, she begins to act strange. More and more of her outfit begins to disappear, clearly a choice to skimp down her already risque attire. She almost tries to ignore her former assailant, turning away with a hmph, yet remaining anchored in place.

When she is tickled, just as always, she giggles and squeaks, yet with time her swaying lessens, her attempts to pull away truly superficial; Though they appear genuine, it has never been easier to continue her torment. Never been easier to make her truly gasp and pant and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742599
>snake "pussy"
>not shit
That's easy, Mr. Bad taste: Anything is better than snake/horse pussy.

Anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742607
Like, for example...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742593
That's basically rape. She may as well been asking him out for coffee at an MG convention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742603
So you mean, watching your Kiki when she thinks she's alone?

Watching her cover one of her eyes with a washing cloth. Then wielding her broom as she claims to 'Send every one of you dust bunnies back to the Dust Realm'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742609
What part of "anything" is unclear to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742607
I haven't experienced it personally, but horse pussy is supposed to be top-tier. Plus, it has aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742601
>Join because you're a directionless piece of shit
>The first weeks are hell, learning to maintain boners in the biting cold
>Thrusting your dick to pierce mud and dirt
>How to handle the prudish and bitter
>Cock pushups. So many cock pushups
>Archery training till your fingers are gnarled
>But it was worth it, all worth it to watch those who scoff at love run top their lover's arms
>To see them joined as one flesh
>To watch them ahegao as they melt in pleasure and leave all else behind

Eros is Love. Eros is Life. Give your all to Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742615
Listen, I'm just saying I don't believe you.
I think you're a liar.
You're simply trying to downplay the purest level of intimacy that lamias can offer when it comes to love in the way they coil around the ones they love.
And that's not right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742618
Farmer-kun, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742618
You ever been beat with soap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742621
>purest level of intimacy that lamias
And other monsters can't? That's racist, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742620

Fucking welfare queens, get a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742624
No more racist than the guy who called snakepussy shit.
Now that guy, he needs to check his privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742629
Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742625
you're in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Why are cows so demanding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742629
Snakepussy is objectively shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742625
Jealous?

>welfare queens

This is what pussies too weak to join believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742605
The biggest change comes on fine evening, as the sun is setting. She is spied napping under a tree, her delicate, chocolate soles almost brazenly on display.

Whether she did this of choice or not was for later. Right now, two extraordinarily ticklish feet were ripe for the picking, and like hell anyone would pass up a chance at getting at least 10 minutes with them.

And so, you begin to sneak. She must be a very heavy sleepier, martial training amounting to nothing despite her surroundings and recent exchanges.

It is only when you reach but a foot from her that you look up and see it; Though slight, her eyes are open, just a tad. To test, you slowly reach for her feet, fingers wiggling in anticipation. Tiny toes curl meekly, but do not pull away, and she bites her lip, despite being "asleep"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742614
She would have an actual antagonist to her chuuni rants, whom she fights endlessly to keep the house clean and please her master.

her nemesis is actually a roomba hanging by a rope from the ceiling with a mean face drawn with marker on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742631
I apologize.
I have a problem with pretending to be retarded at times. It's terminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people calling snake and horsepussy shit
>When most anons will get stuck with something like Beelzebub or Matango
>Especially Towel Fungus Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742658
Still better than snake/horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742658
You mean Beelzebutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742658
>implying I'll get a monster girl at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742638

>Jealous?
>Jealous of some dipshits that get order around by a bunch of uptight emotionless cunts

>This is what pussies too weak to join believe.
>say the guy that join the pansy love brigade instead of the real armed forces

[Anonymous No.]

You see what I'm talking about?
This is what I miss.
When the worst arguments we used to have here were light-hearted tits-for-tats about how lamias--wait, no--centaurs were best girls? I forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742658
>Beelzebub
Implying we all live in filth. Implying we're all unwashed.
>Matango
Implying we're all stupid enough to go 1,500 miles near one of those. Not wearing your mask at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742672
You're welcome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742669
Are we playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742678
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742672
>w lamias--wait, no--centaurs were best girls? I forget
Undead versions of any monstergirl are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742672
FUCK YOU SUCCUBUTTS IS BEST

COME AT ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742672
That sounds like autism anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742688
As you wish, Ser Cuckington.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742658
>Projecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742672
Everyone knows that kitsune are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742698

>Posts a Werewolf
>About a Kitsune

Oh okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742700
Take it easy buddy. It was a nice weebm anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742640
Thread seems to have died down. I'll keep this short.

And so you reach out, peeling back her big toes. She immediately stiffens, the smallest of titters her response. Whether that was of anticipation or actual ticklishness would soon be answered.

A stroke up the length of her sole and already she is giggling, legs bouncing up and down yet never once moving back. Her toes being pinned made the area taut, no amount of spasming enough to protect her from the teasing tickles.

You look up, the cupid now fully "awake" and rummaging through a pouch. You close your eyes, awaiting the pepper spray or other creep repelling item of choice. Instead, you feel only a prick upon your arm. Chancing to see what it was, you see an ornate pink arrow, the sharp tip planted right above your wrist, her eyes practically glowing in contrast to the rapidly setting sun. Soon after, she goes through the pouch again, this time revealing a length of rope; More than enough to bind her toes, wrists and ankles.

With the tickleslutcupid's love washing over you, you waste no time in putting that rope, and the refuge of the rising moon, to good use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742690
It's just me saying that I miss when we weren't arguing over every little thing and trying to shove your ideas down others' throats all the time.
I apologize if that sounds like autism, but that's simply how I feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742688
I'm coming over to slap your hand cause of your good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742717
We have always been that way, we just were more benign about it then.

It may sound dramatic, but the constant hounding drove us rabid and we lashed out at everything and everyone. Things are calming down funnily enough. But, there's still danger looming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742700
Well, they are both canids, but yeah, he is a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monstergirl wife, at this point I don't care what species she is as long as she loves me.

>inb4 matango

[Anonymous No.]

Can a Kiki go wan-wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742741
If you like pet play she will do it if you gently dom her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742740
You know, I'd say that's kind of sad, but I'm kind of in the same boat too. I just hope that when I finish college I can be the type of deep sea biologist that can be capable of doing good and be a good husband and father.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are long tongues so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742741
They are part of the wolf family.
But they're also harpies.

Who cares, that's dumb. Get a dog girl, werewolf or hellhound if you want wans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742741
They're part wolf, so I don't see why not. Probably extremely rarely though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742748
>I just hope that when I finish college I can be the type of deep sea biologist that can be capable of doing good and be a good husband and father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742721
Dark Priests are such shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742753
>not wanting to bask in the adorable, yet lewd, sight of your embarrased Kikimora going wan wan while presenting her ass to you
Your tastes are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742749
Because it makes punching monsters more effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742747
>gently
Wans will be had, but the dom will not be gentle. Hand holding with no lube.
I have altered the deal pray that I do not alter it further.

Select all images with hamburgers. Thanks America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742764
>wanting a fish to tap dance

My taste may be shit but at least I'm not an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742741
Maybe only the chunni ones do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742760
I see I wasn't the only one thinking that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742707
Awesome, thanks! Maybe more later, Cupid needs more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742761
Gonna have to do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742467
Warm snake church hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742658
>Beelzebub
Take care of yourself. A Beelzebub is still supposed to be a sign of prosperity if you still happen to be captured by one, so at least you'll never run out of money or food.
>Matango
Take her to Wonderland so you have the superior Mad Hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742791
>superior Mad Hatter
You are mi negro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742761
>so lewd they literally have to keep your tail chained down
>shit

Get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742765
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742799
>your tail

Did you just call me an alp? Them's fighting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742799
>Fucking a slut from some sex church
>Has probably had 56 dicks before you

Sure they aren't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742760
Note to self, make as much time as possible to socialize with and stay close to daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742780
Delicious brown always needs love. And tickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742467
>>13742506
I wish to go to snake church and see them practicing their faith normally and not using snake church as some transparent ruse to rape and/or plot to rape alter boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742805
Are you going to put up with that shit, you little bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742814
I want to be the lewd altar boy that teases the snake church leaders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742805
Get out of here with your small budding bosom and your new female emotions that are all so confusing, you ditzy Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742815
>>13742822
That's it, I'm going to run to succu nee-san and tell her everyone was being mean to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742818
Russian MGC, where the altar boys molest the priests.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a smog monster

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have some 'Summer lovin' with a greaser Monster Girl.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW0DfsCzfq4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742807
I will hold you to that.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! The Jinko Heavyweight Champion of Sumo is pressing you against a wall with her belly telling you she wants you to sit on her lap and have a steak dinner with you! She's even licking her lips and chuffing!
What do you do!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742804
>fight monster
>it tries to bind you with it's tongue
>"sacrifice" arm
>let yourself be pulled
>uppercut jaw
>finish them while they're reeling
>profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742822
> ditzy alp
Alps are cute and clumsy Alps are even cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13741171
>- - - -
>Identifying Scarlet Bloom is a surprisingly easy task, it is a bright red mass of petals that almost look like a pine cone, the aphrodisiac giving the flower its trademark coloration.
>Finding it though....well....that's a different matter altogether. It's properties are well known to many an alchemist and every P'Orc will grab it when they can, crushing the juices from the delicate petals before mixing it with a drink for a favorite and/or rowdy slave.
>A drop of the stuff got the heart pounding and caused skin to become sensitive to the touch, a perfect, organic marital aid.
>Sadly, it was almost always picked by enterprising men and women looking to make an easy coin so the search may take a while.
>This meant one thing.
>Awkward small talk.
>Now, Hirse wasn't the one to initiate it, like always, so it fell upon you to start it all, beginning with how she's gotten the blasting powder. Last you'd heard it was only the dwarves who could make the stuff.
>"They are," she replied in a terse tone, watching a nearby gaggle of the tiny, flat chested archers walk past, giggling as they pointed at a slave hammering at some rocks "we got it from one in the hills."
>"Interesting, I've not known dwarves to part with something as precious as this "blasting powder" lightly," the undead elf whispered as one of the porcine humanoids broke from her fellows, wandering towards the trio's hiding place behind a ruin "you must have left them something quite precious to get it."
>"We did," the redhead whispered as the orc drew up to the crumbling building, one hand drawing a dagger from its shethe "we left footprints"
>Before she could even react, you whipped around the corner and wrapped your arms around the little P'Orc, one hand over her mouth so she couldn't shriek as you pulled her behind your cover.
>Stealing? You tutted in disappointment as the arm wrapped around the struggling monster's waist slipped down, and inside, her breeches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742838
You forgot a step you faggot. ??? is the most important step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742837
Enjoy free dinner and then run like a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742833
Heck yeah. Problem is that she'll probably hate me since I'm all for alternative fuel sources, that way kids who live under the ozone hole can be allowed to go outside without getting all the cancers. Also I'm bitter because faggots who don't get science and say so, arrogantly believe that they know about a subject than the fucking specialist and rather believe the shills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0

>Southern Belle Lamia lovin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742837
Obey her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742837
How am I supposed to immediately agree if you're pushing me? Let's roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742844
I thought that could be skipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742834
>"Summer days!
Often lead to...Oh-oh!
Oh, those summer nights~<3
Well-uh, well-uh, well-uh, huh!"

>"Tell me more, tell me more."
>"Did you steal a base?"

"Tell me more, tell me more,"
"Was there red on her face?"

>"Tell me more, tell me more."
>"Did he hold your hands?"

"Tell me more, tell me more."
"Did she get in your pants?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742843
>>13742843
Work is busy, will finish around 1am after lifting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742853
YOU CANT EVER SKIP THAT STEP ANON IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742849
Get that out of here you traitor of the state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742849
might as well give her a tube top and do donuts in your 78 Trans Am while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
>tfw no bad girl Jinko to be a bad influence on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742854
Smug cat lovin', had me a blast...

Smug cat lovin', happened so fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742860

>Ram Jam

Holy shit you're my new nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would tell you to JUST DO HER ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742849
But lamias can't fit in trailers

[Anonymous No.]

>there are musicalfags near me

I swear, if we ever get to MGE I will be the alp Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742871
They can drape themselves across the front porch though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742870
SHIA LEWURM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742872

What you don't like musicals? Musicals are great in my mind. They're an excuse to get out of the house and no one would bother you like in a theater because that would be rude to the actors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742870
What girl I would tell her to "just do her"?? So some forced /u/ action?

Probably a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742876
made me kek, good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742872
>Musclefags

Oh what I'd give a super /fit/ ryu whos embaressed about her physique.
Probably as much as I would for A super soft arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742881
You are hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742881
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742887
What does a /fit/ Ryu do? Wrestle thunderclouds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742882
This will be the next thing drawn.
I'm calling it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742881
Anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742880
They just irritate me.

>>13742887
You want to read that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742893
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742870
>>13742876
>A Wurm giving a OSA message to all little kids
>Known throughout the world as an actor in the action hero films as Super Wurm, she gets in front of the green screen and gives out her message
>"JUST! DO HER,"
>"Yesterday, you said you'd confess to her tomorrow. Well, tomorrow's today, so DO HER!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742891
Wrestle uppity storm elementals, go lifting so she can see that one guy she has a crush on, and be on the special edition of Spats Monthly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742721
I want a dark priest to climb on top of my and gently make sweet, tender love to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742872
> alp
> Hitler
You're gonna get bullied into a nindbroken husk before anything like that happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742895
I stand by my statement alp hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742866
that or Mountain or Nazareth, they're both good sleaze rock bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhM1XZsh6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k
James Gang is also not only acceptable, but they were a much better band than other I listed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdXSb60FJ8c

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742902
Alright, i now have a permanent grin cause of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742902
I don't want to "do" "her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742872

>Implying you could ever overthrow her majesty Kaiser Grump Alp the First

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742906
I meant I will eradicate alps and their fruity musicals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742906
>hilter bullied by artfags/being a little bitch
>alp hitler bullied by musicalfags/being a little bitch

IT FITS
IT FITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742913
Speak for yourself, I think the actress that plays Super Wurm is kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742915
Plays, musicals, opera and symphony are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742917
You think every Wurm is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742914
Anon, alps are no good at anything. What monster could they get to work for them? I may as well just walk in there with my throbbing erection swishing in the air and declare the place mine. Who's gonna oppose me? Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742921
Sure.
Die in a fire.
Eh.
Jizz inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to merge an alp and a holst!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a Wurm which came first, the egg or the cockatrice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742923
No really, I have an autographed poster and everything. I also follow her on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742925
You really think the Hug Hater became King of Monster Canada by being that kind of alp? You don't know how wrong you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742937
Fucking Wurmslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742936
Anon no! You'll make her poor head explode!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742935
I want to make a puppet out of you by playing with your optic nerves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742840
Anon, please. Nothing cute about an Alp that has trouble even with simple things like being a tough girl on the internet or some basic paizuri.
It's all spaghetti and fumbling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742902
>>13742870
This was fucking horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742935
I will be your Igor, Dr. Frankenstein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742941
I'm not a slut! Unless it's for Super Wurm's actress, I would be a complete slut for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742939
Whatever, razing the place sounds fun too. Either way I get what I want.

Just, um, are alps viable as slaves? I can't imagine who would want the things.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never Princess Carry, or be Prince Carried by, a monstergirl
>No monstergirl will ever call you the best thing that ever happened to her while holding you close
>She'll never kiss you passionately.
>She'll never pull you under the covers and leglock/coil around you while whispering in your ear about how she wants kids.
>You'll never lovingly impregnate her all night under the covers, with the lights off, while holding hands.
>You'll never wake up to find her cuddling you and nuzzling you with her cheek.

God fucking damn it, I just want to experience love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742953
Filthy.

Disgusting.

Wurmslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742956
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742956
That's just their biological drive to procreate anon, love is just a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742956
WHAT IS LOVE?
What's a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742956
>you will never see some bishie, meek nerd get stalked repeatedly by a sporty, /fit/ werewolf with a plump rump

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742956
I....I just want to feel wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742967
Baby dont hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742833
Does she have Tim Curry's singing voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742972
have you thought about joining a cult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742965

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rWunrNejmA

Exceedingly relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742968
Wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742972
Volunteer, the people who you're helping out will tend to be thankful for your efforts to help when the rest of the world seems to want to ignore them, and secretly wishes that they disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742977
Is it a monstergirl cult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742967
Perdition. Conflict. Doubt. Cageyness. Deceit. Whims. Idolatry. Pettiness. Falseness. Convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742942
>You ask your Wurm waifu which came first, the cockatrice or the egg
>She looks you confused for a bit before coiling up and putting her hand on her chin in deep thought
>You think you broke her when and you try to prod her into talking
>"Anon don't distract me, I'm thinking"
>You leave her be, feeling a little bad
>Days later you are randomly going about your bussiness when a headache reaches you
>You think you can faintly hear your Wurm waifu in your head
>"Anon come home! i think... i think i know why we exist and the purpose of life!"
>yfw she reached enlightenment and developed telephaty in just a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742968
Good. It'd be worse than watching fucking paint dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742984
in the modern age?
no
but we could start one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742982
You can't trick me, anon. That's a Polt, not a Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742984
you know the knights templar IRL were accused of worshiping baphomet
granted no one had heard of this baphomet at that time and many suspect the church made it up so they could steal their money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742982

Goddamnit every time I see Polt's ass I get the biggest urge to bury my face into the crevasse between her anus and vulva and just take huge, gaping whiffs of her smell.

I can't explain it. But I want to taste, smell, and wan the Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742976
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742972
I WANT YOU TO WANT ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742972

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742989
You're right.

How's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742995
>gaping whiffs of her smell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0Ws-d3uHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742999
She's a QT. I would work out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742995
>fur covered vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742972
You're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742995

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743004

Yes exactly that.

I want to imprint Polt's smell onto my face and into my brain so that no matter how far ahead of me we would be on the quest to get /fit/ the aroma of dripping hot and wet Kobold pussy is enough drive to go the distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742996
Then yes. God yes, give me that toxic love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742944
Jokes on you!
I have no nerves!

>>13742952
It's Frankensteen!
Frank-en-steen!

You can't join me for this but you can for the dragon-slime splicing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743007
You're hurting my feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743013
Picked up
Taken home
Belly rubbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743020
Your feelings are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743015
Someone get this man a Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743006

>Implying Polt's massive carpet that can endure even the most powerful of shears isn't one of the greatest things about her on a physical level
>Implying you don't want to feel that furry cushion every time you make love to the richest monster this side of Nippon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743025
Why are you so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742833
>Goji Chan isn't the one flying towards her
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742833
I'd let her shit in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743023
Careful, if you try to pick her up without letting her sniff your hand she might bite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743035
Out the fuck get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742935
You fool! You know not the powers you are toying with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743035
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743026

I want to massage a Kobold's hand and foot paw pads like a motherfucker until she lets me rub her belly and snigger when her leg goes ballistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743031
Because I have a reputation to keep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13741646

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743046
I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743036
>Let her sniff one hand
>The other is scratching the base of her ears
>Tail commences wagging

Chubby corgi girls a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743046
That looks delightful,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743046
>forgive me padre for I have sinned
A+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743054
>Can't control herself, lets out a short, high-pitched 'WAN'.
>Blushes harder, her tail goes into turbo-wagging.
>Proceed with the shoulder ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743064
>Shoulder rude for a while, her tail almost whacking your head.
>Pick her up suddenly and she whines in disappointment until you switch it into a princess carry.
>Tail shifts into maximum overwag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742999
10/10 would be rivals with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743070
>"Smell ya later!"
>She actually sneaks into your house that night, presses her face into your hair and breathes deeply.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to perform a Final Atomic Buster on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743074
She better be fast or else she's getting a fist in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743077
That would break your spine and kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743077
I want a mantis girl to chop my vegetables and cook me soup!

[Anonymous No.]

Back on the subject of aging monster girls, I find the kikimora to be a particularly tragic case.

You find her collapsed on the floor again, having lost her balance trying to clean imaginary cobwebs from the ceiling corner. You sigh and gently lift her light frame and carry her to her chair. She's unhurt, of course. Not much more than feathers and bones, but her body hasn't completely shut down yet.

You spare her the lecture, she wouldn't listen anyway. Kikimora may have a docile temperament, but they also have a stubborn streak unlike any other. There are few things more futile than asking a kikimora not to clean.

You check her medicine cabinet. She hasn't taken her morning medications again. You pour her a glass of water and bring the pills over to the chair. She puts on a dour face but complies, taking the pills and finishing the glass. You take care to handwash the glass and place it exactly where you found it, lest she exert herself again trying to 'fix' it.

Another wordless trip through her room complete. You catch the movement of her rising out of her chair as you close the door behind you. Compulsion incarnate. I wonder if she cleans to remember her master, or to forget him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743074
>Wake up
>She is in your dirty clothes bin
>She ODed on your worn underwear and their scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742982

That ass just never quits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743084
Great, can you fuck off now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743081
She would do anything to receive headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743084
You are underestimating the amazing powers of the headpats.

Seriously, the only way your Kiki maid ends up like that is because you neglected your daily headpat duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743070
>>13743074
>You'll never train hard and always best her Dudley-style in your fisticuffs and squabbles so she gets motivated to practice more and more everyday
>You'll never remain victorious until white strands of hair start appearing on your head
>She'll never eventually beat you in a fight
>You'll never congratulate her for finally winning, before retiring from being her "rival" due to your age catching up to you
>She'll never keep pestering you to keep fighting her, even though your performance and skill have already begun to slip away
>You'll never tell her to challenge a younger fighter and become their rival just as you did to her, propagating the fighter's spirit for the next generation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743094
I want to burn out! I wanna burn so brightly and so fiercely that when the flame is gone, there's gonna be just a mound of white ashes and nothing else! No smoke, no charred remains. Just white ash!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743084
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743084
Cool, go write a story about it that no one will read.

[Anonymous No.]

>That beginning of the thread
I thought we vanillafags were hatred here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743046
I get that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743113
Everyone is hated at some point in these threads anon. You just gotta own your shit, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743113
No, the only ones that are really hated are the you know whofags.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Succubus the hour of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743113
>Implying they're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743119
>>13743120
I don't know, I can't post too much due to personal reasons but I remember a time in which we were at the bottom, with people saying these threads are only for maledom and femdom and telling us to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743132
>This thread
>Including maledom in anything

That's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>Godiva hair
>Sun beams
>Clingy clothes
>Straight-up Barbie doll tits
Cerea better be fucking amazing next episode, or I'm already dropping this shit. Half the reason I even bother with the manga is because of gratuitous tits & asses.

Though I will say Smith is fucking top tier right now, and I ain't even a Smithfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743136
God job killing the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743046
Looks like pure bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743145
Noooo you fucker, what did you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743130
I want to give a Succubus all the cunt teasing but never put out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743145
Yeah, because these threads NEVER have random gaps where people stop posting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743130
Give a Succubus an hour and they'll take a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743131
But why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743153
>Those hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743153
Is this like when I gave that hinezumi a cookie and got a HEALTHY one out of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743153
I want to be assaulted by a Succubus while i'm trying to sleep only for me to turn the tables on her and rape her to sleep

>tfw you will never wake up one day with a satisfied Succubus cuddling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743156
Same reason for hating sunshinefags, trying to leave your dick prints all over everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Floors are for breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743165
Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743175
I want to be that smug bastard who attempted to pelviscerate an ushi-oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743177
I will, until one of you assholes rewrite the ending to have me be happy and in love with some MG, holding hands and doing couple things.

>cry more
>WHYYYY? Why do you hate us?

Simply eric.

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T OPEN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>tried to catch a wolf spider under a shot glass so I can throw it outside
>ended up accidentally smashing the shit out of it

How would a arachne react witnessing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743183
>attempted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743175
Can't we just stick to breaking the bed? The landlord is already mad enough with the scratch marks on the floor & dings in the wall.

Besides, I get a discount on mattresses at the furniture store with my frequent buyer's card. 15% off on beds or bedding, plus every 11th mattress is free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743175
No they're not.

Stupid fucking spidercows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743186
Don't know, but that that mothgirl next door is gonna be all over your dick and coat.

[Anonymous No.]

W is for We shall be preforming an audit on you, Mr. Anon. Please expect our Tanuki agents within the next new days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743186
>accidentally smashing the shit out of it
The glass or the spider? I only ask because wolf spiders are supposed to be hard to catch with how pants-shittingly fast they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743186
Wolf spiders are scary. She won't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743188
but you can't surprise the quiet dwellers in the apartment below you, freaking them out when they see a pelviscerating ushi crash through the ceiling.

>>13743190
They're in love. They're not being reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743198
Why is an audit being preformed on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743204
They are checking for tax evasion. Better hide you shit before they throw you in the slammer.
And not the good kind where you get fucked by MGs, but the bad kind where you're made into a man's prison bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743162
>You will never be stalked by a Kunoichi while you sleep
>She will never admire your sleeping face for hours at a time, despite your snoring and silly, happy looking face as you dream happy dreams
>She will never vanish as quick as she came when you start to wake up, after she started caressing your body a little too much

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see how a Wurm would deal with a Chesire smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743198
Anyway I can "convince" them not to audit me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743211
Nope. Better hide your items or run off to Mexico.
I'm sure there are a bunch of Hispanic Kikis for you down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743206
Ah it's fine, I always pay my taxes.

It's probably the shota upstairs they're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743188
>>13743175

I want to make an Ushi-Oni patch up everything she breaks with her shitty webbing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743215
Kikis and werelobos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743215
Wow, you just killed my maidboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743215
Really? I wold be willing to do ANYTHING to not go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743198
Funny, I thought it was a burger all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743219
Sassy Spanish Kikis and Werelobos who try and serenade you despite a language barrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743215
>Hispanic Maid
>Not wanting the incredibly rare swiss Kiki
It's almost like you don't want to step it up and have better tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743222
Nope. She's been eating a pie this entire time.
Tin and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743195
>mothgirl next door is gonna be all over your coat.

I kind of want to bully the mothgirl nextdoor by throwing moth balls at her

>>13743199
The spider. They are fast but usually I only see them when their dumbass gets stuck in the bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743211
What if I bribe the tanuki with promises of cash and dickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743229
>writing checks your dick can't cash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743202
I wonder if that's a common occurrence in large apartment complexes that house monster girls
>One night, getting hot and heavy with your Ushi waifu
>She decided to give you a 'special treat' & pull off her seal
>You're already coming up on the fifth hour
>You've come so many times you've lost track
>Your pelvis is so brused it feels like it's going to give out
>*CRACK!!*
>Wait, that wasn't your pelvis
>*CRASH!!!*
>The flooor gives way, and your bed crashes down into the apartment below
>You're in your neighbor's bedroom, he himself in the middle of being fucked by his Oni waifu
>You wave to him. 'Hey, Ted...'
>'Floor give out on you again, Bill?'
>'Yeah. That's the last time I trust a Wurm contractor. I don't care how sweet or cheap she is. She couldn't tell a hammer from her boyfriend's dick.'
>'I know a guy who might be able to help. I'll give you his number tomorrow.'
>Neither wife had stopped riding their husbands as this is going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743207
>A dangerous looking Kunoichi walks up to you, her eyes locking with yours.
>Her gaze alone is too much.
>Blurt out: "P-Please don't rape me!"
>She smirks, at least you think she did, under the mask.
>She gets real close to your face.
>"I already raped you a week ago."
>She disappears in a cloud of dark smoke.
>There's a wet stain on your crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743228
That's not bullying, that's attempted murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743235
>A week ago
Succubuslaughing.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743234
I would think ushi-onis would be forced to stay on the ground floor because of thing like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743234
>get ushi waifu
>required extra home issuance, building inspector required to survey living area, structural reinforcements

is it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743235

>"You are already raped"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743242
No, the bottom floors are refurbished to accommodate aquatic monsters. Do you know how much of a tax write-off you get for being able to house mermaid species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743198
I wanna pop a Wurm's cherry! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743247
> "You're already raped"
" What? You can't have-"
cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743239
Attempted murder, seriously? Is throwing onion rings at a vampire attempted murder too?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to fuck any monster girl I want without having to marry any of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743252
Waving torches at her or touching crosses to her naked flesh is though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743252
What do you think mothballs are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743175
I want to ward off a cuddlespider by waving around a burning torch. Causing her to let out a hiss, then retreat back to her cave.

There will be no killer cuddles from the cuddlespider tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything better than rubbing big meaty paws?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Shrimp girl to decorate my cocktail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743255
There is a mention of a god in the angel profile, but not the chief god. You think GOD exists in MGE? Would crucifixes work in MGE against the undead if you have faith regardless of god being there or not?

>Encounter vampire
>She tells you of all the ways she will ravish you in the most seductive of tones
>Pull out crucifix
>She just stares, until she takes it out of your hand
>Examines it
>Finds it quite charming and agrees to let you go if you make some for her

Well allright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743175
I wouldn't mind cuddling with an Ushi-Oni like that. I bet it would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743263
Not at all, Anubis' footpaws smell like the warm desert sands on which they tread.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting real tired of all this ushi cuddling, someone get that MGE purest in here to talk about how they are rape machines and ruin the fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743263
Holding human hands and feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743263
Anything that puts a cute blush on a monstergirl's face is excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743275
Can't be bothered since I know it's all lies anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743277
Shoo, begone Elf.

Go back to your Elf kingdom, or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743257

Mostly Naphthalene refined from petroleum. Usually mixed with a bit of sawdust and paraffin wax to form balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743263
Turning loli Elves into breeding sows and selling the children born as slaves for a massive profit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743286
You can't cover up the truth. Meaty paws a shit. May as well dance with your dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743286
>>13743289
But elves are a peaceful race? Why do you say such horrible things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743296
>Peaceful
They weren't so peaceful when they attempted to commit genocide during the first great war, and viewing anything that isn't an Elf as trash that deserves to be thrown away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743296
>elves
>peaceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743296
They're peaceful now, but just wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743234
Your fault for not hiring Ant contractors! They're hard workers and you can even pay in semen!

[Anonymous No.]

What do you folks think of the qt ghosts from the Fatal Frame series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743268
Anon, she isn't some tribal savage living in nomadic tent villages out in the sands. Modern anubutts live in the towns and cities and have access to all the finest pawpad care to keep them soft and supple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743266
Lure her by a freshwater river and push her in! Run home and say she's not invited in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743312
>tfw no hard-working Ant Girl construction worker wife to tend to when she come back all sweaty and tired from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743314
>animated jpg
how you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743328
Animated? It's not moving, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743289
How far do you go anon?
Pump till pregnant or splurging on potions and items so they have wide, exaggerated hips for easier birthings and full, milky breasts to better feed their offspring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743328
Wait what, it's animated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743323

Ant strength would be terrifying on a bigger ant. If they kept their relative strength to body size, imagine how a human-sized one would be. I've seen a video that maths this out and while I don't remember the numbers, I know for a fact that I wouldn't want to make her mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743333
Pump till pregnant.
We even let certain individuals with enough coin fuck them while they're pregnant, or even sire their own slave if they're into that. The current cost for a slave is 10 Silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743319
>not carrying sunfire pods, iron, brass, church dirt, and holy water on your person at all times

You want to get raped don't you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743328

>animated jpg

WHAT?
ILL NEVER BE SAFE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743344
I tried throwing church dirt at her, and that just made her angry for getting her dress dirty! She even promised to turn my pelvis into dust!

>>13743341
That's why they make such great construction workers!

[Anonymous No.]

Zombina's voice makes my pants feel funny. Is that normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743360
Yes.

It's your body letting you know who best girl is.

[Anonymous No.]

>"it isn't rape, it's a 'consent-optional relationship' !"

[Anonymous No.]

Can I love an oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743365
Her face pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
You can. In fact I do to. The saddest thing is, I even had dreams where I fondled and sucked the pincer tail blades or an oomukade while she strokes my hair with a small, happy smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
You'll have to breathe through your mouth, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

So after watching the episode this thread feels new to me for some reason. Either because I have a fresh, happy outlook on MGs or because I think everyone is a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
you ever seen a centipede eat a mouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
Of course, Smelly Pede-chan a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743376
I've seen one eat a snake and one that got eaten by a snake but then burst out because they were around the same size

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743375
Why would there be newfags here? They're all on /a/, you dumb-dumb. Now don't worry, be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743372
Lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
I saw a video of bugs fighting and a centipede kicked every other bugs ass. Can you handle that love anon, love of a literal killing machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743277
Oh my gosh she is so cute

I want to teach her how humins make love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743383
Yeah I never got that from their profile

>Shy, meek, paranoid

Actual Centipede

>Viscous fast active carnivores that tear apart snakes bigger than them as a snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743381
Rachne is such a kinky slut holy hell, muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743389
She's an Elf anon, she's seen it all a thousand times in their inna woods orgies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743383
Absolutely! I'd feel so safe wrapped in her coils knowing she can fend off even dragon queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743263
rubbing beat meaty butts

>tfw massage fetish
>barely any MG massage stories or art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743391
>kinky
Yes.
>slut
No.
>>13743393
Oomukade vs Dragon catfight when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743390
The profile says they're considered similar to Ushi-Onis. And threadcanon turned them into spaghetti monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743184
That's right, be buttblasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743394
The only recent stories with massages in them that I'm aware of was in Quicksilver's Ryu story. It was really short though if I'm remembering correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743391
Behold now your domme, bound and gagged, and know that Suu is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743366
I wish we had more Oomukade like this one instead of the smelly neet one
I'd be down for some warrior centipede

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743394
>>13743402
Massages, eh? And centipedes being talked about, too. A lewd massage might be written out of those ingredients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743404
not bound and gagged, that's just transport mode

>takes a crane to get it out

[Anonymous No.]

So who else watched Overlord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743404
I don't care, switches make me rock hard. Suu is nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743411
i didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743374
>>13743378
Has Smelly Pede surpassed Bonnet Tipper Lizardman as the worst threadcanon yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743381
>>13743404
>Spidergirl with a self-bondage fetish
I need this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743412
But surely she's not a switch voluntarily.
>>13743414
It did that when it was first conceived by virtue of having been born in Alp's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743399
>no monsters sluts in EMG

Dream on, MGE doesn't seem so bad now does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743402
I think I read that one already. It was pretty nice.

>>13743407
oh boy
Giving or receiving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743411
I played Overlord.

Good game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743413
Four words: Twin loli dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743414
Anon no! Smelly Pede-chan is just a nickname!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743426
ok so what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743422
I never said that. Miia's mom is a total slut. But Rach isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743405
>You insipid worm. You dare stand against me and my troops' right to conquer this land for our people?
>I'll give you a minute to run, be quick I have other matters to attend to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743411
>GATE
>Monmusu
>Jitsuwa
>Overlord

Is this the season of the monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743423
>giving or receiving
The Oomukade is receiving, because she's the one who just molted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743432
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743435
We are entering the golden age of monster girls. Either that or the dark age of normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743435
The Illuminati is slowly preparing the world for 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bite off a Werebat's head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743435

>2015
>human girls btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743436
>Giving a massage to a freshly molted, almost unbearably sensitive Oomukade
Writefags? Drawfags? Where you at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743444
Alp wrote it, you might not care that much anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743441
Is that why Schizanthus wasn't continued?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743427
It's the worst. I hope Alp sees my impotent bitching and wipes his pastebin again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743439
With VR and so many vidya IP getting sequels, along with the idea that more art of mg's can be potentially be made. Yes I am excited. I don't even care for the shitposting that'll occur because I can just ignore the threads until it dies down. It always dies down unless you're in a board whose culture won't allow shitposting to fizzle out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743439
>the dark age of normalfags
Isn't that always?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742614
>Sarah has no idea the trap you set for her
>because of a power outage at work a few weeks back you found out that she's a bit chuuni
>she goes all out when she thinks she's alone
>thanks to some tech help from your buddy you got some webcams set up
>goddamn she's too cute when she's all chuuni
>but you decided to become exactly what she needs:
>a nemesis
>so enters your trap
>thanks to the same friend who set up the webcams he gets to work on a box
>a box that will house your greatness
>the same friend acts as a fedex guy and drops the box off at your place
>Sarah notices it's for her
>you can hear her almost break glass she's so happy and quickly brings your box inside
>as soon as she opens the box she's greeted by something
>it's you in full luchadore garb riding two roombas that are attached to your feet
>so began one of the most craziest and amazing roleplay sessions you two ever shared together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743450
But Alp gave his word he would never do it again, and what is there in this world to believe in other than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743447
>>13743450
Poor Alp, always getting bullied. I haven't actually seen him around lately. Alp, are you dead?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon, think of your waifu/favorite race.

Got her?

Good! She was sent to the ER after a car accident for a minor fix when she got mixed up into an experimental, arcane sorcery.

Roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random until you get another race.

She's a hybrid of this race and her old race now.
On the plus side, you got some sweet tanuki sheckles and a cosmic summer home out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743459
I'm just a part of the mob of haters so I can feel I belong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743455
Husbando of the decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743459
I hope he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Apophis Kunoichi
Yesss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Alp
>Khepri DNA infusion

She gets Guyver armor and begins calling me pharaoh.

See me every saturday morning guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Kiki x Hellhound
Dear lord, I don't think I'd be able to handle the WAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
Oomukade with Roper. Oh god the tentacle rape with chitin sex hugs.

I'm pretty sure I'd end up being an ahegao'ing slut who'd end up licking the slime off the tentacles and suck off the venom from her tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Dragon mixed with Girtablilu
What has science done? Something wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
Waifu succubutts gets spliced with devil bug...

Into to the trash she goes where she will honestly probably like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>dragon to mimic
>She stuffs her entire hoard in the chest
>whenever she pops out coins fly everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Oomukade x Beelzebub
I like this idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Crow Tengu mixed with Succubus
So she's just lewder and has black sclera? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743441
HA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Cheshire and Hellhound

Kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743473
>Feathers are now a firery read and her eye's blaze with bale fire.
>She can find you in the house wherever you are.
>Wans when surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743455
someone draw this please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743473
Hey, now you actually can have a dominant Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else want a bright red hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743495
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743497
Firey redhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Werecat and Living Doll
How erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743499
No thanks, I'm not into un-tameable dog girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread, a tale was begun of the spooky ranger wraith thingie trying to secure blasting powder from P'Orcs by putting aphrodisiacs in everything they consumed. It wasn't finished, was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
Ushi-oni
Cheshire Cat
I wasn't prepared for this please send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743509
It had a continuation here: >>13742843
But Average is currently busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743514
She's already there for you, anon. She's always there for you.
>>13743516
>currently busy
I thought so, since it wasn't added to the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743514
Run anon, while you still can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Hellhound
>Werecat
How does this work.
And does she now have a ribbed and perfectly heated vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Familiar
>Cheshire
So striped, teleporting, invisible, faggot cat Familiar?
Sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460

P'Orc x Ignis. So a bacon elemental?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743514
>frisky invisible Ushi

That's a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743528
>Familiar
Wait, does that mean your faggot cat might mellow the fuck out if you order her to? No, no it doesn't, since familiars are kind of faggots too. Shit.

>>13743514
>Invisible, teleporting rape machines
That's just not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Dark priest scylla
So I'm now dating a sea bishop with squid parts instead of fish parts? I know I'm getting some sweet "foot" jobs out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Dragon and Kitsune
So Priscilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Kraken x Wight
Has science gone too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743566
>The two most Ara Ara monster in one package
It needs to go farther

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742843
>"Oh, excuse me! Let me pull out the piles of gold we have!" Hirse snarled, her nose wrinkling as the squelching noise grew louder "Perhaps I could have left her with some mithril blade or some spare rubies we have lying around!"
>"There's no need to be rude," Celes said as you finished off the P'Orc, the girl collapsing into a satisfied heap after a shake of pleasure "and besides, what of the dwarf you stole this from? It besmirches the honor of your order if you steal from those you wish to protect."
>Hirse turned as red as her hair, a finger jabbing at the lithe elven spirit.
>"Our honor? OUR HONOR? Stealing to help drive back the hordes is too much but letting...HIM do nothing but work his way into the pants of anything female is fine?" she hissed, barely keeping her voice low lest the other P'Orcs hear you "Do you know what its like for HIM to be one of our best? To know that this SLACKER is the best ranger we ever had?"
>You cocked an eyebrow at that, telling her that flattery wasn't going to get her everywhere, especially when she could just buy you dinn-
>"Shut it!" she growled, getting nose to nose with you, the loli P'Orc snoozing happily on the ground "Every day I got to wake up and hear how you were squandering your talents. During infiltration training you were the loudest of us all but as soon as a pair of tits was involved? You'd be in and out without leaving a strand of hair. Archery? You have LITERALLY failed to hit the broadside of a barn but when you wanted to get with that elven ambassador? (Celes's pointed ears perked up at this) You shot an apple off the head of an initiate without even aiming."
>Her voice was cracking now, years of emotion boiling over in a single instant.
>Combat? Lost to a cripple without a weapon while you had an axe but HERE you've cut through hordes with just your hands! Smithing? You couldn't make a simple shield but could make that necklace for the werecat scout in fifth company!"

[Anonymous No.]

What do I have to fuse to get one of these? I want one.

>>13743570
>The two most Ara Ara
See, the first thing my mind went to was what she could do with all those extra ghost tentacles. I am ridiculously hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Troll x Wyvern

Wow, could I only ride her at night?
Can we be the terror that flaps in the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743570
How? With some added grapesnake[/ spoiler]?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743570
>Kraken
>Ara Ara

what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743593
>ten slimy appendages for teasing you
>that smirk
How is she not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
Lamia and Mantis
So my wife is an hydralisk now?
For the swarm, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743604
But hydras shoot spines too

Is Kerrigan a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743604
Every damn day you come home and open the door, warily creeping through the house, waiting. Waiting for the Zerg Rush you know is coming, but not when, and not from where. Waiting for that blood curdling, cock hardening KEKEKEKE before your clothes are sliced off and you're tackled to the ground to be milked for the Swarm until dinner.

After your second daughter your wife becomes a den queen. Somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Ryu
>Thunderbird
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743576
>Ah Ninya, you wonder how she was doing. The ass on that cat just wouldn't quit. That and she was a great napping partner.
>Further thoughts were interrupted by the rant continuing.
>"Accounting, history, alchemy, it's the same story time and time again, you never do anything until a woman's involved. If we had ten, no, FIVE rangers with your skill we'd be sitting on Mount Doom itself. Instead we get to look out and watch as you treat what was supposed to be a punishment, one last chance to redeem yourself, as a damned vacation! Do you know what I'd give to have your skill? To finally end this all? To never have to compare myself to YOU!?"
>She was panting now, trembling with a flurry of emotions as she glared at you,her fists clenched and the edges of her eyes wet with dew.
>For once, you didn't know what to say, you didn't know what magic words would make this all go away.
>You tried to say you were sorry.
>It didn't work.
>"Oh shove it," Hirse growled, wiping her eyes clear with the back of her hand "I bet the only reason your doing this is because you think you'll get to bed me or someone after this is all done isn't it?"
>Your silence was the only answer she needed.
>"Figures," she snorted, turning towards the sleeping monster on the ground, "go get your damn flowers."
>You wanted to say something but you kept quiet, anything you said would just make things worse.
>Without a sound you slipped from the ruins, moving through the brush towards a lone P'orc.
>She was sipping from a mug of the foul stuff they called grog, a pungent drink that was probably pure alcohol.
>A twig snapped under your foot but it was too late for the girl her face turning around just in time for you to pounce.
>Her shout of warning was silenced by your lips closing on hers, tongues dancing as you pulled her back into the bushes, hands already getting to work tugging her curly tail and giving that plump rump a squeeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743614
I think you just made some kind of scaly Thor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Cheshire
>yeti
yeti is too pure to be fused with a faggot cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743626
But anon, cuddles that can come from anywhere at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743626
So you'd just get a smug Yeti who does surprise hugs.
>Anon is getting his morning paper
>In his bathrobe and Jabberwock slippers while carrying a cup of joe
>Yeti pops into existence and bear hugs him
>Disappears as quickly as she came
>Your coffee is all over your crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460

>Kejourou with Roper

oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
cockatrice x doppleganger

Huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743640
>your
His*. Dammit all.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgive me for being an idiot, but what's the status on the MGQP patch?
Last I heard anything about it was in April, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Werewolf and Wyvern
Can my dick survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743666
Where Wyverns dare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743662
https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2015/05/02/updates-and-such/

>Edit: Thanks to people that sent me emails offering to help. I’ve been busy this weekend and will get back to you this week.

Unless he's meant in IRC it's been over a month since that update.

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>>13743662
Why ask here and not the /vg/ thread?
And it's still .02.

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>>13743597

shes also alot of fun to hang out with apparently
and very cute when flustered

http://nhentai.net/g/125804/

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The melting of the polar ice caps threatens native Glacies populations!

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>>13743615
>She melted like butter beneath your assault, all those years of training allowing you to find her weak spots in seconds, causing the porcine girl to melt in your arms until her glazed eyes struggled to focus.
>She was done in seconds, laying back in the leaves so you could go back to looking, your keen eyes spotting the familiar bloom next to another girl who stared into the fields, a bored look on her face.
>She too fell as you silently crossed the empty field, unaware up until your fingers plunged into her and your teeth nibbled her ears.
>It was easy, the other girl's falling with nary a sound other than a orgasmic cry of bliss. it made you feel uneasy, Hirse's words coming back to you.
>Were you really just doing this all for a simple lay in the sack?
>We're you really just driven by the need for sex?
>"You're thinking," a calming voice whispered to you as the final monster was face down in the dirt, snoring happily as you prepared to harvest a second plant "did that woman's words get to you?"
>You nodded as Celes materialized next to you, crouching in the dirt without needing to worry about dirtying her silken, ghostly dress.
>You confided that you were conflicted, wondering if you really were prioritizing sex over duty, you had sworn the ranger's oath to protect the world from the P'Orc hordes but...well....were you really staying true to that oath.
>The elf was taken aback.
>"An existential crisis? That's awfully deep."
>You try.
>"Well, I will admit that you are a much more...carnal fighter than the others I've know," the spirit admitted, watching you carefully cut the petals from the flower "but I won't say that you're driven purely by sex, you are, and I can't believe I'm saying this, waging a one man war against the forces of darkness just so you can get your boots back."
>True, you still thirsted to avenge the loss of your boots so you had something other than sex which drove you.
>But still, it did seem like you onl-

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>>13743684
Who cares? As long as the yetis are safe

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>>13743684
But so many jobs rely on our fossil fuels. Mamano mana can do many things but be a replacement to our entire oil industry is outrageous!

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>>13743576
Where there's a will there's a way.

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>>13743460
>Wight
>Mad Hatter
Classy

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>>13743689
Aww, poor guy is questioning himself. You know what he needs? A worthy foe. A nemesis, if you will.

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>>13743684
Needs more glacies/elementals

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>>13743460
Arachne mixed with Merrow.

So I get a cool hat and free bondage instructions? Awesome!

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>Watch Episode 1 of Monster Musume
Overall, good show. Nice animation, music's better than I thought, voices are alright.

>Post-Credits
>Lamiae Sub-Species
Dat Melusine.
>Wings are still useless
Of course they are.

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>>13743460
>Harpytaur
FLYING TITS.

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>>13743689
>A pair of soft, petite somethings pressed against your back as two lithe limbs wrapped around your neck, the elf pulling you close while her chin rested atop your head.
>"Just stop it Anon, it doesn't fit for you to be the serious one," she said, her tone light, "that is supposed to be me. You are...how would you put it? Messing with the dynamics of our team? I'm supposed to be the serious one, not you."
>But-
>"But nothing!" she chided as she rocked you slightly, her tone comforting "Yes you may be a little more 'active' than anyone else but you fight the way you do because you don't want to hurt anyone."
>Well yeah, you can't get any if they're dead and...well...it just seems so unnecessary to kill them. Sure they raided, looted, and stole but the P'Orcs' just wanted a guy all their own. Even during your days as a ranger you'd yet to find a single incident where they'd slain a person on purpose. They'd always take slaves and nurse them back to health if they'd been wounded.
>Even here in the heart of darkness you'd see a P'Orc slipping an exhausted slave some water, although it was 50/50 regarding if it was spiked or not. They'd even carry those too tired to move back to their tents so they could rest, after some loving of course.
>If they didn't kill us, why should you kill them?
>"And there's your answer," your partner said with, what you imagined was, a smile, hugging you closer against her "all those things you do are just so you don't have to kill, not just because you want to 'get some'."
>You remained silent for a while, just enjoying the light touch of the ghost before thanking her with a smile. Although she was right about you getting all serious, the group really doesn't work without any comic relief."
>Unless she wanted to take over for you of course.
>"I'm afraid I'll have to turn down that offer," Celes giggled, a sound similar to the twinkling of bells "I don't think I'd be able to fill those shoes of yours. That and I'm not into women."

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>>13743716
>Holstaur level aerodynamics
Fluttering you mean. Like a chicken. Or maybe just bouncing.

Friendly reminder to touch the cow. DO IT NOW!

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>>13743722

Can't I do it later?

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>>13743722
Dude it's late on the west coast. The only reason I'm still up is because I'm way too enamored in reading trashy mystery novels by James Patterson. I know they're fodder but I can't help it, his books are like lays chips with water and hawaiian bread, I need more.

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>>13743728
DOES IT LOOK LIKE LATER IS AN ACCEPTABLE TIME, FAGGOT?

>>13743731
YOU ONLY NEED ONE HAND TO READ THAT BOOK; YOU TOUCH COW, COW SHOVE FOOD INTO YOUR PLEBEIAN MOUTH.

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>>13743722
>Like a chicken
Chickens can fly anon, they can get over fences twice the size of a person. They just know their food is inside the fence and shit that wants to eat them is outside.
Also I'm always touching cows.

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>>13743722
I don't want to, I worked on a farm before, they're evil spiteful creatures.

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>>13743597
Damn Kraken has the best rack. KC normally draws weird balloon boobs but Kraken is one of the times he got it fucking right.

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>>13743738
Horses too, one of them broke my foot.

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>>13743736

Woah geez. If you're gonna be like that then forget touching the cows.

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>>13743738
They're dumb destructive brutes, like two ton retarded children who have to rub on and kick everything. They're not smart enough to be truly spiteful.

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>>13743736
You're not a nice Holst, are you?

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>>13743748
I dunno anon, I've looked into their beady hateful little eyes. They stand there. And wait. And then bite the shit out of you when you go past their stall.

Goats are cool though.

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>>13743751

Touch the cow

DO IT NOW

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>>13743752
>Goats are cool

They just act nice and pretend to want to be petted so they can get a chance to eat your delicious cotton shirt.

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>>13743741
Those still look pretty baloony to me. Especially in that not-latex.

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>>13743720
Took you long enough.

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>>13743751
>You'll never have a smug Holst onee-san who bullies you sexually every day.
That pic is making me feel things anon.

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>>13743756
I know and it's adorable.

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>>13743741

I want to have my head between them.

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>>13743745
WHEN YOU FORGET TO TOUCH THE COWS, THE COWS START TOUCHING YOU. WHICH WAS IS THIS GOING DOWN, LOSER?

>>13743738
EVIL, SPITEFUL AND FULL OF MILK. YOU CAN FIX THE FIRST TWO BY FIXING THE LAST ONE.

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>>13743756
The only goats I've ever known wanted to get scratched around the horns and didn't want to eat my clothes at all.

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>>13743755
>Touch the cow, do it now, or I'll give you a wedgie. You twerp.

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>>13743720
>So threesomes are out?
>You earned a playful smack on the back of the head for that comment, the elf telling you to hurry back to the angry Hirse.
>"I believe you have some drinks to drug and talking here with me is just wasting time."
>You stood but not before letting her know that time with her was never wasted, the corny line earning you a purple blush from the ghost.
>"My, with line's like that it's no wonder you have to settle for P'Orcs."
>You ruffled her hair and ran back to Hirse, the muscled woman watching the still sleeping monster girl.
>"Got what you needed?" she asked, sounding quite tired. "I don't want to spend all night sitting here in the dirt."
>Well luckily for her, you'd found all the plants you needed, one hand patting the pouch at your waist containing the crushed petals.
>"Good," The woman nodded and stood up, her gear rattling as she walked "we've got to hurry. The more time we spend letting you have your way with these beasts the more time they have to try and figure out the blasting powder."
>For the first time you really didn't care what Hirse said, the ruby red hair shining less bright then it used to and the slight wiggle in her butt looking less distracting than normal.
>Huh, weird.
>"The camp is just over the next hill," the woman continued, not noticing how you'd yet to respond, "Once we get there I'll need you to -"
>A roar rang through the night and Hirse was knocked to the earth by a tawny furred cat woman, a yelp of pained pleasure slipping from the ranger's lips as the caragor knocked her down.
>It was an unfamiliar specimen, her body a little leaner than the one who was carrying your kittens but it still carried more muscle than most women.
>Oh crap.
>You ran forward but a stray spear flew your way, burying itself into the dirt before you as a P'Orc clad in fur lined leathers which showed off her trim stomach leapt down from a rocky outcropping, a rack of spears strapped to her back.

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>>13743765

Fine, fine. I'll touch the cow and do it now. So just relax man.

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>>13743769
Ooh, boss fight!

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So what DOESN'T count as a monster girl? Do ship girls not count? What about that vampire from Jitsu Wa?

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>>13743767

i would fight a cow if she tried to bully me
then id touch her

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>>13743773
Vampires are monster girls you BWAKA!

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>>13743767
Delinquent Holst/Minotaurs deserve to be MILKED WITH COLD HANDS.

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>>13743771
ABOUT GODDAMN TIME YOU-- mooh, that's nice~

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>>13743706
what elemental would you let sit on your face

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>>13743785
Undine or Luna.
Is there a Sun element? Cause I'd be all over her.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention paladins:

Nothing is more holy than angel pussy.
That is all.

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>>13743785
I would like a warm, toasty Ignis to warm my face with her butt.

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>>13743769
>"The ranger, a woman-thing, AND a caragor?" the little girl laughed, a bright smile on her face, "Today's my lucky day! I'm going to enjoy ridding you into the dirt."
>Ah crap, you knew this one, Ishmaz the Swift, one the hunter captain's of the P'Orc horde, skilled at throwing spears and ambushes, he'd planned on turning the tables and hitting her from stealth but it looked like that wasn't going to be an option. It was going to have to be a head on fight and he was going to get Hirse out of this.
>Perfect....Just perfect....

Hate to say it but that's all for tonight, it's 3:00am and I need to sleep for work tomorrow. Sorry, I couldn't do more, turns out that the folks at work decided to keep assigning me tickets even though I had yesterday off so I had quite a backlog to work through.

Have a good evening and please refrain from burning down the thread, otherwise I won't be able to enjoy the troll/wyvern I got.

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>>13743783
You all good now? I'm gonna get goin'. Cya.

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>>13743460
>Hinezumi
>Druella infusion
This can't be good.

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>>13743793
Dear god, I would go on a holy crusade if eternal sex with that was waiting for me on the other side of the veil

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I'm sorting through my MG folder now. It's amazing the hidden gems people make.

>>13743805
I hear they'll give you thirty two of them just for blowing yourself up.

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>>13743785
All of them.
>No Sylph to spin and grind and bounce on your face
>No Gnome to fill your nostrils with her musty earthy scent
>No Ignis to toast your tongue with her insides
>No Undine who lets out a waterfall of juices when she cums.

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>>13743807
Tiny centaur is worthy of headpats.
Many headpats.

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>>13743800
>tfw your Hinezumi waifu is sensually whispering in your ear Kill me. as she proceeds to engage in battle with you

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>>13743809
Happy clipclops heading your way anon.
>>13743810
I can reroll since Druella isn't a race, right? I can't take that.

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>>13743681
>http://nhentai.net/g/125804/
My god she's cute.

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>>13743811
Druella is indeed not a race. She is an unholy abomination that profits off the misery of others.

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>>13743814
What a rude thing to say about a nice young lady!

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>>13743814
That's cold, Anon

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>>13743814
>Hinezumi succubus
My mouse can't be this lewd and airborne. Much better.

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>>13743773
Boatsluts a shit. They don't count.
Only abyssals do
Dick the hoppou

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>>13743818
Actually, that'd be a hinezumi LILIM. Your mouse can't be that lewd and airborne, but she'll fuck the laws of physics and bend reality until she can.

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>>13743807
Life is hard for Shetland Pony-Chan.

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>>13743824
But I rerolled ordinary succubus. I mean, they're kind of the same just different power levels. I'd prefer a Hinezumi Lilim though.

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>>13743773
If ship girls are monster girls, they're pretty damn cosplay tier monsters, I know that.

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>>13743795
You've done well my boy.

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>>13743825
Can't be as hard as it is for poor corgitaur. No one knows if they should give the poor girl a sugar cube or a biscuit.

[Anonymous No.]

Motivation. Gimme.

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>>13743838
A biscuit it is, and I'll pay her to let me get my hands on those melons.

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>>13743841
I'm not using mine, I'll just psychic it over to you now. You're going to feel a tingling sensation in a few minutes.

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>>13743841
I snagged this from one of the drawthreads a few weeks ago.
I have more, if you'd like.

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>>13743841
An Anon in a suit in a heated argument with a Tanuki.

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>>13743841
Motivation? Ganbatte?

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>>13743841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

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>>13743841
Write about a Kunoichi out on the town with her boyfriend.
Make it good enough to warrant drawfaggotry of it.
DO IT!

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>>13743841
Don't forget to never give up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

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>>13743849
That's a snake, not... you know what? Go ahead. Post more.

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>>13743861
I now have the image of a MG Senran doing cute things with her boyfriend.
It pleases me.

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>>13743861
I've never written anything good enough to warrant drawings. Teach me how!

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>>13743864
Yeah, I requested her as a lamia.
I've been trying to get as much lamia art as I could.

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>>13743867
I can't teach you because I haven't either.
I've gotten sketchkun to do a few suggestions though, he has my undying loyalty for that.

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>>13743869
Why does she have shoes?

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>>13743867
The funny thing is, I don't
I got lucky with one one-shot that people just happened to like enough to want me to write two more things with the same person.

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>>13743870
>Managed to get Sketchkun sempai to notice you
UnyeildingJealousy.jpg

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>>13743869
STRUMPET!

HARLOT!

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>>13743875
Because I thought she'd look good in them.

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>>13743877
He drew pie wizard and something else that I'm blanking out on.

I also got lucky and had him do a werekitten in an oversized sweater.

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>>13743877
He's done like 8 things for me.
Just fucking try already.

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>>13743875
She puts one on at the end of her tail like the Flying Dutchman

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>>13743886
He drew it alongside my request.

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>>13743886
*Loen
Should be Loen, not him.

I am brain broken.

>>13743893
Yep, shiny, pie eating wurm is adorable.

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>>13743897
Yep, Pie Wurm a QT.
Loen also drew me something MGK related.

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>>13743861
Well, no other avenue is open for me, guess I'll do this then.
I wonder if senpai will notice me...

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>>13743861
>>13743915
Gimme names for the ninja and her boyfriend.

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>>13743928
Sakaki.
Anon?

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>>13743931
No, not Anon.

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>>13743928
Hibiki and John.
Rose and Jack.

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Old. Horse.

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>>13743935
I'll call them Saki and Ross, as a compromise. Gonna be couple hours.

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>>13743933
Jack.
Go with Jack.

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>>13743941
THE MEMES, JACK!

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>>13743937
Centaurs that are milf tier/ara~ara tier are the only centaur that should exist.

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>>13743949
Something with that much cleavage isn't that modest.

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>>13743949
Hang on now. What you just said would mean that you wish to strike childhoodfriendtaurs and sportysenpaitaurs from existence and I know that can't be what you meant to say. Please reconsider your statement.

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>>13743963
>>13743957
Centaurs are okay.

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>>13743869
>Miia with short-hair
MUCHO APPROVAL.

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>>13743460
>Lich
>Becomes Lich and Ryu hybrid
Oh boy. I'm sure that would go well.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt an unloved little Wurm and find out she's a mute!

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>>13744034
>Mute Wurm
>Protecting the smile of a mute Wurm
I'm down for it.

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>>13744034
I want to adopt a little wurm who is freakishly strong even for a wurm!

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>>13744043
>Bring her home
>She wiggles in and gasps at everything, she's never had a home before
>A little dust gets in her nose while she takes in the smell of your house
>She sneezes
>Your house literally explodes
Way to go.

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>>13744034
>She's mute because she was abused by her father who deemed her to be stupid, and punished her for speaking without first being spoken to
>Eventually, he decided he couldn't stand having a Wurm for a daughter anymore and left her

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"Will you look at that tag? Whoever made it must think he's soooo baaad, climbing all the way up there" Saki said, crossing her arms looking irritated at the big, pink caricature of a Cockatrice on the bridge crossing the road they were walking on. It was a railroad bridge, sturdy and high, with a twenty meter drop from where the tag had been made. There was at least thirty meters to the spot from either end of the bridge. A hard place to reach. The hooligan responsible had probably walked along the bridge and then dropped down to spray the graffiti. It looked neat enough to have required a stencil to have been made. Ross thought this was a two-man operation, at least. He told her as much when she asked.
"Hmm, so that's how you think the Pink Cocks did it?" she said, stroking her chin in contemplation. Ross took the opportunity she gave and leaned back a little to admire her rump, hugged tightly by her denim shorts. Saki was dressed for a date, which meant she tried to show as much skin as possible to make all the men who weren't Ross jealous of him. Or maybe it was for his benefit and that was just a side effect. The shorts, a pair of sneakers, a tank-top with her sweater tied up around her waist, a casual baseball cap advertising the cult classic movie Shibari Shirohebi in bold letters, with her dark brown ponytail poking out of the hole in the back of the cap, that's what she wore. It was certainly warm enough for that kind of get-up, but Ross was dressed in semi-Slavic sweats anyway. The important thing was that when out on the town with Saki, you had to wear the kind of clothing that allowed for movement and could get dirty or torn without ruining your finances or whatever plans you might've had later on.

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>>13744076
"I think you're wrong" she said, her tail making a little figure eight.
"Oh?"
"Yes. I think one of them walked up there with the stencil, and the other shimmied along the side, hanging from the bridge the entire time" she said, nodding with confidence.
"Get real. That'd be thirty meters of shimmying, no way in hell could anyone do it. Where'd you even get an idea like that?" Ross asked, unsuspecting.
"Because that's how I'd have done it. And we'll do it, too, just to show you I'm right!"
Saki wasn't asking. She was telling. She'd seen a challenge, and she'd taken it up. He'd walked right into that trap of hers.
"Okay, I'll just... walk on the bridge then" he said.
"Aww, what's the matter? Are Rossie-wossie's little hands too soft?" she teased.
"Well at least I'm not a pretty girl with callused hands" he shrugged, teasing her back.
"Oh how you wound me" she said, using her tail as a whip to give his ass a little smack.
The soil on the hill was a little moist and therefore slippery, but Ross got up and then stepped on to the railroad, checking in both directions as far as his eye could see (there ran too parallel lines, after all) and then began to walk toward the middle of the bridge, while Saki jumped up and down in place, stretched out her shoulders and psyched herself up before grabbing on to the side of the concrete bridge and hanging down from it. There was hardly any surface to grip, or so it seemed to Ross at first, but then he realized there was a bit of an alcove in the side which left Saki with a foothold if she ever got tired, or if she just wanted to edge along without lifting her feet off of it at all. Maybe it wasn't so hard after all.

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>>13744078
There was moaning and grunting and panting after a while.
"You okay down there?" Ross asked. The fall probably wouldn't be fatal for a girl like her, but he'd still want to make sure she didn't actually fall.
"Dhohhoh... heeiihhh... mhy phehhh!" she replied.
"It just occurred to me you might have wanted to wear gloves"
An angry grunt.
"Yeah, I know. But hey, you've only got fifteen more meters to go!"
An even angrier grunt.
"Gotcha"
Ross reached the middle and waited. He hoped there wouldn't be a train. That would be unpleasant. It's not like he'd get run over if it did, since there were two tracks and the space between was big enough that a lean guy like him could fit in just fine even if two happened to come at once. Saki on the other hand... would the vibrations of a passing train make her drop? Hopefully not. She had strong fingers, after all. But then again...
"ARGGHH! BOO YAH!" shouted the ninja girl, having reached where the tag was.
Ross walked over to her, and saw her knuckles were all white, her bare skin glimmering with sweat - that dripped down into her cleavage - and her muscles all tense so that he was once again reminded of what a beast she was.
"I suppose this is where I hand you the stencil" he offered.
"Haa... haaa. This... is where... you'd... hold it" she said in between her breathing.
"Okay, and then you'd hold on with one hand while painting it?"
"Yeah"
The two went quiet for a moment, first to contemplate the validity of the theory, then to listen to the increasing noise.
A train was coming. One from each direction. Thank you Fortune, for this opportunity to win the Darwin Award.

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>>13744081
"Hurry, hurry, come on, get up!" Ross told his girlfriend, kneeling down to help her up. The exertion of her actions had left her unable to get up on her own. With the two of them up on the bridge, they looked at their situation. Thanks to the curve in the tracks, both trains would not spot them until it was too late to stop. Even if they started to slow down, they'd still run the couple over. If they were stupid and stayed on the tracks, that is. They naturally made way to the space between the tracks to wait the thing out.
"You know, I'd totally jump on a passing truck or bus if one went under the bridge now" Saki said, taking off her hat and wiping the sweat off her brow with trembling arms.
"No you wouldn't" Ross replied.
"Would too"
She probably would, at that, now that she felt she'd been challenged. They waited for the oncoming trains, and then as if to mock him, fate did send a truck down the road. Saki tensed up when she saw it.
Ross yanked one of her pointy ears.
"No. Bad" he said.
"Spoilsport"

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>>13744086
With the trains gone, the couple left the bridge and returned to their walk.
"That was dumb" he said.
"Kinda" she agreed.
"I don't mean testing the theory, I mean the theory itself" he clarified.
"Oh?"
"You couldn't have held on to the bridge with one hand. What teenaged vandal could have?"
"Well it's not like Pink Cocks don't have their own Kunoichi"
Ross rolled his eyes. Not this again. She was fun to be around except when she got all tinfoily.
"I don't think such a gang exists in the first place, Saki" he said, dismissively. "And if it did, why would they have ninjas? Ninjas better than you?"
Saki frowned.
"If there wasn't a hidden clan of ninjas in this town, why would they put up their symbols like that?" she demanded.
"If they were trying to remain hidden, why WOULD they put up their symbols like that?" he retorted.
"To show everyone that even if we don't see them, they see us, and that they're in charge here" she offered.
"But they're not in charge here. I mean when's the last time we were stopped by sexy ninja ladies and demanded to pay protection money?"
"Hmph. Then YOU explain the tags!"
"Okay. How about this, right? Imagine there's these Leanan Sidhe..."
"Oh that's it, we're running to the cafe at the overlook!"
"W-what? But that's like..."
"I caaaan't heaaaar yoooouuuu~" she yelled back at him, already running.

So how's that?

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>>13744034
>A wurm that is literally dumb

Urge to bully intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744094
>Mute = dumb
Nice edge

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>>13744097
Are you an idiot? Mute = dumb, look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744094
>tfw there's at least one anon who's the type of nigga to commission less to draw a Wurm crying from being bullied too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744097
Dumb properly means unable to speak, yes. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "deaf and dumb"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744076
>>13744078
>>13744081
>>13744086
>>13744089
Will Saki defeat her mortal enemies, the Pink Cocks? Will Ross get laid? Will the cafe still be serving breakfast when they get there? All this, and more, will never be answered, so make it up yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744099
Hey, I'm not a monster. All she has to do is tell me to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if this counts as a fetish but moneyes/cyclops girls make me feel shy and embarrassed as if they caught me looking at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744113
Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744104
Well, I liked it.
It was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744123
Cute enough to warrant being saved and continued later on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744125
JUST yeah, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744129
Then so be it. All it needs is a title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744116
If it really bothers her, she should just say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744134
Stop, that's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742859
Says the traitor to the kingdoms

[Anonymous No.]

Your house is now a monster girl.
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744138
I make use of my grip strength and make my way to her weak point, which I then penetrate repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744129
>>13744130
Well, here it is. Just gonna call it Pink Cocks.

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744138
I find a new house. I gotta stay somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744135
>hating puns

Besides, what's she gonna do, tell on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744144
Anon, I swear to god, if you don't fucking quit, wait...

She could technically grab the teacher and point at you, so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744145
>"What's that little Wurm?"
>pointing intensifies
>"Yes, he is cute, isn't he?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744146
>anon just smiling and waving back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744094
>Thinking you can get away with bullying my daughteru
>Thinking I wouldn't hunt you down like an animal and make you a mute too, and that's if I'm feeling nice
Stupid bullies. You always forget about Dadanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744158
>implying you would ever find out from a mute illiterate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744076
Why does she have six fingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744164
>Implying I don't implicitly know whatever it is that she wants to communicate
>Implying you can ever escape an angry parent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744168
Um...it helps for ninja-related things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744142
That was very good. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744138
S-Sorry about the time I made a hole in the wall...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744140
So the back door/windows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744138
Does she want me to live in her again? Does she still have all my stuff in her? Is she like a sandworm now, and can just make all the furniture inside of her? Hows this work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744182
Don't let it get to his head.

[Anonymous No.]

Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744235
>implying stupid spidercows could ever beat Stopman

Anon pls, don't waste everyones time with dumb questions.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer is LITERALLY perfect. You can't even name a single flaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
It's a pain to blindfold her during kinky times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
You can't sneak up on her and surprise her with a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
>You can't even name a single flaw
Disgusting monoeye face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744340
Wait till the attention of all of her eyes are focused on a single thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744343
You seem to have misspelled "lovely," don't worry, it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744346
You seem to have "lovely" confused with "disgusting". Happens to the best of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744362
We're talking about Gazers, so there's not reason the adjective "disgusting' should come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744367
But they are, so I shall refer to them as such.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use a Wurm like a big daki

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Wurm reciting the alphabet and then promise her ice cream if she does it right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
Shes a vidya nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744377
Well, you have the right to your opinions, even of they are this wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744447
>wrong
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu have an affair with an African man with a more significant spirit energy dispenser if she knew you wouldn't know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744453
Cuck pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744453
>I shall make you fishers of men

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744340
>Not Freezing Time with your LA BIDO and approaching her
>'How Many Seconds can I hug you within the Frozen Time?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
>>13744432
She's really bad at video games. She keeps trying to beat me so she can domme me, but it never happens. Domming her is starting to get boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744453
>Implying coalburners don't smell just like their pets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744453
This is why we should ban sweden from 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744493
You're just jealous because Sweden has a royal family and you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744497
And because Ramadan is a Swedish tradition

[Anonymous No.]

So has the maid guy come back and done another profile yet?
It's been a few days since the last one if I recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744513
Where's the pastebin for those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
>those naturally pre-lubed thighs
Got to love built in features of convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
Its not real.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing rapebaits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744547
I was rummaging through some stuff and found my copy of Age of Empires 2. I started playing that before I could read. Damn I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744547
Reading a shitty webcomic and trying to decide whether to write the smut I've been asked to do or play video games.

[Anonymous No.]

Where does Darling get his super strength from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744569
Exercise and proper diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744569
What super strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744569
Tio's actually his cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744575

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744581
>nice guy
>power
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744575
Punched a man and woman down a hall breaking a wall and has been seen carrying around monstergirls like Miia who are so huge they need special scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744594
He carried Miia under water though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744600
Don't make me re read all the chapters looking for an example

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330

she has a lot of tentacles but none of them can be used for anything sexual because they have eyeballs on their ends.

She is a tentacle-tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744648
>Implying she couldn't give you a free colonoscopy

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raid a Lamia's bedroom searching for delicious dorito panties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744654
>Anon's face when a huge eyestalk goes in his pooper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744660
Only perverts play with panties!

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru wants to become a Magical girl! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744663
But Anon, i am a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
make her watch Madoka with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744668
Then you're in good company.
>>13744667
Tell her to go for it.
>>13744670
Nothing wrong with being a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
Anon did you look her in the eye? Snap out of it man, this isn't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
Alright, but we're marathonning motherfucking Precure so she knows exactly what to do as a Magical Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744648
Dumb dumb. They're magic. You'll be turned on just because they are eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
Eh, as long as she gets in her studies, how bad can it be for a lil magical crow tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
She's already pretty magical and she can fly, so she might do well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
I don't think she can be a magical girl, she could end raping the first shota she saves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
>Succubutt

No, there will be no magical girling in this house. That attracts the wrong kind of creepy weirdos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744569
Antispiral energy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna hire Wurms as ambulances and fire trucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
Oblige her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
Unacceptable! In this house we're all evil, she descends from a long succession of villains!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744703
I want my chuuni Kiki maid to act as a magical girl when i'm not looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744701
>those dogs with the can of coke as their collars are renamed to St. Wurmnards to honor the wurms that rescue and save everyone in times of emergency

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744701
>>13744717
Let's combine this with magical girls. Magical Wurmettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744717
Anoooon~
Would you let your dog mount your wurm waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744718
All Wurms are magical, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744718
I'd rather see Giant Ants wreck shit and claim husbands while wearing armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744722
But not all them wear sailor uniforms and have magic wands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744720
Is it a monstergirl? Depending on the answer we're getting into dangerous territory here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744720

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744724
I can relate to that.

[Anonymous No.]

What would the Wonderland version of your waifu act like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744720
You mean ride her like a surfboard? Hell yeah that sounds rad. Dogs on boards. Haha.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to build a saddle designed to be used on Warwurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744569

dude is constantly being treated like a doll, grabbed and swung around like an inanimate object.

Sure he keeps his cool, but he is gotta be repressing a lot.

In times of need he can access that stored up anger to go mini-hulk for a bit.

Also, the absolute knowledge than any injuries a guy acquires will be tended to by a caring and grateful girl who is going to be totally OKAY with going as far he likes with her 'nursing care' and any tangibly related fetishes, really can give a guy amazing endurance and strength for a while.

personal experience here: best vacation of my life was on a Cuban resort when my wife and I swam to the other side of the resort and she desperately needed to pee. Our choices were her trying to do it underwater of the public beach at which we came back ashore, or us returning back to our cabin which was almost a kilometer away, on paved/cobblestone paths in 35C weather, with our slippers left on the other beach from which we started our swim. (public toilets were also available inside central resort's AYCE buffets but these didn't allow entrance in swimwear.

Solution picked: max speed piggy ride for my wife.
Distinctly remember that when pain started after first several steps, i thought to myself "if I actually do this, the payoff will be worth it"

am of average built, pretty weak and slightly chubby - by end of that ride couldn't feel my body

End result - my wife was spared what would have been a very embarrassing experience for her. for 4 days I couldn't take more then a few steps to the bathroom on my burned soles. Still difficulty walking when vacation ended.

Plus side: no more being dragged to beach in hellish heat
Rest of vacation spent in air conditioned cabin playing Divinity Sin

Discovered that my wife was much kinkier than I previously suspected. Achievements unlocked: Being bathed by a nude girl... thoroughly. Blowjob vs. game concentration competition. Slow hand jobs while watching Kiss&Sis anime off laptop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744742
Warwurms are an unethical practice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744737
>Wonderland Sandwurm
Oh God, I don't think I wanna know what that'd look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744744
The only ethics that matter are the ethics of the strong! With my army and my warwurms, I'll be unstoppable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743460
>Couldn't decide between mantis and lich, go for mantis
>Roll a lich
The gods shine upon me today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744737
>Wonderland Crow Tengu
She would write papers like "Why Gravity is unneeded" and "On Penises, and why my husband's is the best"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744654

as a femdom fag with a fetish for prostate stimulation... eyeballs up ass is NOT sexy. Colonoscopies in general are not sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744743

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744743
Is this a pasta of some sort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744755

nope. just wanted to share.

Could have probably just left it at 'caring girls can Motivate guys with a capital M"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744743
When defending a waifu, the husbando can show amazing feats of strenght.

Never mess with someones waifu, it might be the last thing you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744667
>Ryu's secret hobby is cosplaying and wanting to be a magical girl
hnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing ner--
>>13744547
...Do it again and I'll force you to eat a couple blocks of the sharpest cheddar cheese I can find.

Bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Class hatred should be cultivated by an organic revulsion as far as the enemy is concerned. Enemies must be seen as inferior. I believe quite profoundly that the enemy is our inferior, and is a degenerate not only in the physical plane but also in the moral sense.

Crush the human bourgeois. Take their men as our own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAGw92RHQc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744773
Still hyped about finding Age of Empires 2. Played it a bit. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744773
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744773
>I'll force you to eat a couple blocks of the sharpest cheddar cheese I can find.
Nigger give those to me, I'll eat them willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744778

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744778
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744778
>Crush the human bourgeois. Take their men as our own.
This makes me wish Kitsoviet would do more stuff pertinent to Soviet Fluffy Tales.
I fucking love dystopian settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744773
Downloading comic books from the win-o-thread and watching animays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744809
Whacha watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744810
Overlord

[Anonymous No.]

These two goats want you to sleep in the same bed with them so Chupa-chan can't get to them. Will you protect them, or will you help Chupa-chan and molest the helpless goats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744813
How is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744814
Protect them in bed.
Molest them in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744814
That's a trick, they're allied with chupa-chan to molest me, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744816
Only 8 minutes in and it's already full of "everyone's leaving the game we all loved to play" feels, otherwise I don't know yet. Giving it a 3 episode test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744821
M. Night Shamaladingdong, please.
The first twist is that there is no Chupacabra. The second is that you're an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744816
I just finished the first episode, it seems alright, but after Log horizon I hope this show can do something different with the whole "I'm stuck in a videogame" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744824
I dunno, it didn't bother me when I was reading Blade Play.

[Anonymous No.]

What if... a Slime who has never accomplished anything and has lived her entire life in a sewer encountered a Skeleton girl in similar circumstances, and then they teamed up, with the Slime becoming the Skeleton's flesh and the Skeleton becoming the Slime's bones, they put on some armor made of scraps and vowed to have a good time from there on out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742837
Give her the dick.
>>13744453
She'd be too busy receiving my dick.
>>13744667
Dick her.
>>13744737
Have a constant crave for my dick. Which I'd satisfy.
>>13744814
Who the hell is Chupa-chan? Anyway, dick them both and then Chupa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744834
Are they Skeleton Jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744836
>Who the hell is Chupa-chan?
Anon por favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744836
>Who the hell is Chupa-chan?
Kids these days...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744834
>Monstergirl version of Glob Herman

I approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744847
Honestly did not have that goofy thing in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744822
Okay, I started watching it. Why is the MC so moe despite being some kind of Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744834

I can only see that ending up awesome on several levels.

cooperative duo rapes of their victims.

both progressing up in power level. Skeleton toward... Wight? Slime toward Queen Slime?

The eventual realization that the success their alliance brought, is gradually removing the need for dependence on each other. The choice to stick together regardless.

reaffirming their unity with more cooperative rape.

Deciding to cement it by sharing one husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744865
So the idea is good? If only someone would be willing to take it and use it in my place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744863
It's a japanese salaryman settling in to the role of THE ULTIMATE EVIL. He also wasn't ready for the succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744865

best part - setting a trend for weak monster girls to hunt in diverse groups, increasing both the challenge and variety for human adventures, and the degree of kinkiness that ensues whenever such adventurers lose

[Anonymous No.]

>Is it supposed to be that small, anon?
She's only seen dicks in yaoi doujins and cries like a stuck pig when you put it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744871
>Fujo monoeye
Someone's getting bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744871
Good. Filthy monoeye belittling my cock only makes me want to put it in her ass, and based on previous experience, what I got is not ideal for first time anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744834
Simpson's did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744879
Shut up General Disarray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744871

>didn't you know? they grow in level, depending on how expertly the are treated, and how often. When not emptied frequently enough, they shrink.Honest - that's how it works.

sure it's not a permanent solution.

But if you can sell it, could potentially get a few months of a girl trying very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744871
>Fujo Cyclops

Oh my. Is she friends with alps only so she can bully them into kissing boys and other alps in front of her and masturbates to the thought of them doing more than that later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744876
>her yaoi hole gives you a one-stroke orgasm
>she sighs and looks at you, disappointed, as you begin to grow limp inside her
>she starts jacking you off to get you up again
>you come instantly again
>she screams in anguish and stoops to licking the spilled seed off the floor

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/gallery/TMUpD

Which one of your faggots was this?
>Streaming
>Kissmanga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744887
>Alps kissing boys while a Cyclops with coke bottle glasses, double braids, and huge tits and ass furiously masturbates
>One of the boys stays behind after the session as the Cyclops convulses on the floor from multiple dildo-induced orgasms
>He puts it in prone and cums inside her
>Later in the evening the fujo comes to her senses leaking cum onto the floor
>She realizes she's been raped but can't remember it
>Goes on to brag to everyone online but only mentions that she got raped
3hot4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743253
Just do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744898
IT WAS ME AUSTIN

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744888

>a week passes with no improvement
>her determination is surprising
>goes to sex workshop night classes
>first class comes back with loaned textbook on Orgasm Denial and Control. Starts with cock rings and progresses to male chastity devices.

>Anon's personal hell begins.

Moral of the story: don't try to bully Monster Girls with sex. It will not end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744906
Aw son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744901
I'd make her remember it by violating her while she's conscious while kissing her deeply. Then I'd ask a classmate out in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744898
>Sooo, the reason there's a ton of fan service is that it started as a series of hentai doujinshi, before it was a manga.
>Wait... so this started as a fan project, then became an actual manga? Impressive.
>furry/bestiality doujinshi, yeah..

Give me an elf to punch, so I can get some of this anger out of me system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744924

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744330
Shark teeth. Mean, capricious, like 3D. Mosquito bites. Looks like a nerd.

This is an aside, but her eye tentacles annoy me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744932
>shark teeth
>flaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744932
Shark teeth aren't a flaw. I'll give you the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744453
But I am the African.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744932
>not wanting to fuck a nerd
I'd honestly fuck a whore who looked like a cute fujo. I'd go to a brothel in a heartbeat if the girls were cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744924
>those might get in here en masse
That's frightening me more than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743861
>People only want stuff written so some draws a picture of it
Welp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744871
>Fujo

She's gonna get it Euphoria tier.

No death or guro cause those are shit and people who like it should be wiped from the face of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744935
>Shark teeth
>Not a flaw
Why don't you fuck a gelgamek while you're at it.

>>13744956
Didn't say I wouldn't, but no everyone likes nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744959
That's not the point. Getting stuff drawn from what I've written would make me happy because it would mean I've inspired someone to make others happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744769
Who's the one on the far left?

[Anonymous No.]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
I want to fight against monster girls with the sword i was born to wield!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
...What do I do with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744983
I want to fight against Yukkuris with the sword I was born with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
I want to save the world by killing all of my sisters with a dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744928
Punch her with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
Too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744985
Take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
This is based on one of those chibi things from Drakengard 3, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744994
But hows is this gonna hel-- Hey, HEY! It jumped on my head! Somebody get it off me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
Do I have to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745002
Now Lamarr, come down from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744985
Irrumate the Yukkuri, do it quickly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
...I prefer the danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745005
Well you can say no, but the dialogue choice will just repeat, so you'll have to say yes if you want to make any progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744974
To the sharkgirl pit with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745007
Irrigate?

>>13745014
This is some artificial difficulty bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
Monstergirl yukkuri when?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dual wield tower shields and fight a goblin horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745010
I AM THE DANGER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745002
Jabberwock Hats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744982
Yeah ok, but can I fuck it?

[Anonymous No.]

What if you start dating a Cyclops, and following your dumbass' friends advice, you bully her all the time. Then you fuck on a purely physical, animalistic manner, no real love speak of. You notice that she seems down, and when you realize what's wrong, you hug.her tight and apologize for how cruel you'be been, to never ignore her needs.

Three weeks later she's chained up, with needles going through her nipples. Her cunt is crusted with hot wax, her abdomen shows numerous shallow cuts and she's screaming for you to stop being a pussy and taser her already.

You feel like you'be woken a monster, and you don't much enjoy hurting her. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745038
Be Therapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745038
I don't bully so this whole mess wouldn't happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745024
Funny, because I don't feel threatened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745038
I pamper her with cuddles and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745023

Camp ledges and force people off by pushing them with your shields. Easy experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745038
>dating a Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745051
Camping is cheap and dirty! Art thou a knave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745051
>Push goblins off cliff
>They land in conveniently placed lake.
>Battle turns into a day at the beach.
>The helmet stays on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745017
>You'll never assert dominance over a group of sharkgirls
>You'll never win their unflinching loyalty after a hundred sharkgirl bopfest
>You'll never wear a necklace sporting a tooth from each of your conquests
>You'll never be the baddest dude on the beach, evidenced by the fawning school of sharkgirls who follow you every move

The pain is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745057
I'd rather be a school of Sharkgirl's bitchboy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745023
What if the monsters start dual wielding shields too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745057
Nah If they're subs I don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745053

I never said I was a good person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745060
They'd be FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745060
Shield fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745060
FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745050
What if she doesn't enjoy that, and would prefer you smack her across the face or pull her hair as a sign of affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745060
I want to form the most mismatched adventuring team possible!

With a fairy tank, a Holst damage dealer and a Devil healer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745052
>Not dating one to think she's human before you lock her in a closet and have fuck her bullies and her mom
>Not doing this each week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745057
The fuck are they now? Dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745069
That's the point. Why give her what she wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745075
Warrior rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745038
Those are some pretty deep needs. As much as I feel like an ass for doing this, I'd have to tell her that she wants more than what I can give.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745065
No, my names Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745075
I want to irrumate a shark girl. Also a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745075
I want to try and go swimming on what looks to be an empty beach, only to discover the reason for it being so is the territorial Shark Girl lifeguard!

I then want to slowly break down her tough and cold exterior with kindness and understanding, and befriend her, revealing the loyal, dominant, and kind girl inside!

Then one day I want to be swimming in the ocean when several faceless fat Jellyfish girls grab me under the waves and attempt to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745076
You promised not to ignore her needs anon. You wouldn't lie to her would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744834
So is anyone doing this or does it need to be added to my ever growing list of ideas nobody else wanted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745092
She'll get her needs filled, when I'm holding her close watching a movie on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745081
It's perfectly understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745104
What movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745007
It's not yukkuri. It's whatever is picrelated.
Chibis drawn by Drakengard creator's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745118
A lighthearted comedy about a cyclops who wants to lose her virginity but always fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs
Perhaps they can become as much of an asshole as THE WALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745038

when starting any endeavor it is important to consider two questions, and consider them well.

What happens if I fail?

What happens if I succeed?

Ask those questions again and again and you won't fuck up your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745093

ideas broached in this forum are understood to be up for grabs and there is no need to call dibs.

If you write us a story and another writefag does their own take, we are going to do our best to fap to both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745057
>>13745075
How about instead of being subservient, they just respect strength and are loyal because they were beaten?
>They occasionally challenge Anon for the top spot in the social hierarchy
>Through a combination of blunders on their part and well placed nose bops, Anon continues to remain at the top of the heap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745135
>forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745123
You're crueler than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745135
I'm just lazy and was hoping someone else would do it, but I don't want it to be lost, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742266
How long has this been a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745139
I would tell her that I think it's dumb that a nice girl like the one in the movie couldn't find boyfriend, and If i found a girl like her, I would be very happy.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Why so slow, m80s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745136
How about fuck you and get off my beach before my girls make you look like you lost a fight to a giant cheese grater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745144
New Zealand got banned
Half of the posters were from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745144
It's distressing, but I'm trying. Lord knows I am.

No one is fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745147
Trick question, you have no girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745148
>on the internet, nobody knows you're a kiwi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745143
While treating her like a friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745144
Erryone's watching animu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745157
I wish i was watching animu right now ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745075
>You'll never go to the beach just to relax and mind your own business
>You'll never be approached by thug shark girls who live in the area
>You'll never have to easily subdue with nose bops ala Saitama until they stop bothering you
>They'll never gather around you again the next day when you go to the beach, this time flirting with you with their dere side, calling you "master" and shit
>You just wanted to spend your vacation in peace, goddammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745144
Hit the credit union's and now going to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745156
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745151
That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745144
Busy guarding the threads against possible monstergirl infiltrators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745160
I thought punching them in the nose just made them hornier instad of subs, when did this change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745160
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745167
I, for one, believe we need an open borders policy with the monster girls.
Especially the mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745171
It's just a thought I came up with. You can change the "dere" part to "more aggressive" and "master" for "hottie" to fit your needs if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745178
I'm joining The Hourmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745178
Sorry, mang. Not letting them in, Warboss' orders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745178
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745163
I thought you wanted to stop the bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745185
>Warboss
The P'Orc with chafing thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745144

not sure about the others, but for me it's depression.

I recently found out an english monster girl game is being made "Monster Girls Grimoire".

Read about it at work, and was so happy.

Came home to look up the NSFW details...

These guys are making a game about Monster Girls with

a) NO FEMDOM, only maledom

and

b) focusing on vanilla sex


I had to throw up after reading their pitch.

Now I am sad that are faggots who are just so FUCKING AWFUL who exist in this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745185
And what warboss is this?
Surely she can see the honesty within these egirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745178
Sir, if you would be so kind as to follow me into the "backroom", we can talk more there.

Pay no attention to the guys with the guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745189
I never aid that. I just wanted to stop hurting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745171
>caring about threadcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745191
>>13745193

Nah, yah grots. Tha Waaaghboss himself.

Apparently he hates all monstergirls because of some...uncomfortable experiences he had with elves in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>maledom

Oh nice, might check that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>NO FEMDOM, only maledom
>focusing on vanilla sex
I fail to see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745197
Sorry for not wanting hentai logic to win again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>NO FEMDOM, only maledom

Oh my stars.

>focusing on vanilla sex

How vanilla we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>No femdom, only maledom
>vanilla
oh god it looks like paradise, googling already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>No femdom
Intro the trash. I just saw how it is, and it's shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
How the fuck it is maledom if it is focused on vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
So the exact opposite of every other monster girl game out there? Good maybe I'll actually play this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>just so FUCKING AWFUL
>Oh lawd! They ain't got my fetish
Cry me a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>No femdom at all
>Pure vanilla
Booooring.

It's like the opposite of Vanadis?
Sure, people sound supportive of it now, but if they complain about those games being "Too creative" with the Monster Sex, then I wonder if they'll inevitably flip over to complain about this one being too bland with the concept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
Sadly it only seems to be a starting project, apparently they don't even have a demo out yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
I don't think you guys want to get your hopes up for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
Well, considering the shit that's in quite a few of the other MG games we have, a vanilla one would be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
It's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745200

> MG game with lewd scenes focusing on vanilla sex and where the male protagonist does all the work during sex scenes

>lewd scene #1
>he gently parted her legs and entered her. The wolfgirl wimpered as they started humping

>lewd scene #2
>he gently parted her legs and entered her. The lizard girl sighed as they started screwing


....

>lewd scene #76
>he gently lowered himself into her near where he expected her vagina to be and entered her. The slime girl giggled as they began sexual intercourse

guess there is no problem

[Anonymous No.]

“Monster Girl Grimoire is a game that takes a lot of inspiration from the Pokémon franchise and Shin Megami Tensei series… Players traverse various dungeons in first-person mode. The overall explorable environment is portrayed in 3D style, while the artwork and sprites will be represented in a 2D style.”

“The primary objective of a battle is to seduce a monster girl and players have to employ a wide variety of tactics to complete challenges.”

Might be cool.

“It is hard to speculate on the content of the hentai scenes, but the developers have stated an intention in widening the spectrum to as many people as possible.”
>as many people as possible

Harrump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745235
Honestly, I'd rather have that than another "/ss/ gets dommed lel" shitfest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745224

simple.

1) Fight MG in turn based combat using tecniques that strip her.

2) then switch to techniques that make her horny.

then this: >>13745235

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
>as many people as possible
Expect CoC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
That doesn't sound so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745201
I bet you like Glacies faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236

yeah... about that. When they say as many as possible on their site, is they aren't planning to include Yaoi right at first. But it's on the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
>Monster Girl Grimoire is a game that takes a lot of inspiration from the Pokémon franchise and Shin Megami Tensei series… Players traverse various dungeons in first-person mode. The overall explorable environment is portrayed in 3D style, while the artwork and sprites will be represented in a 2D style
Honestly, that sounds like it would be real nice. I think my ideal would be something like a RF/Kamidori mix, but that sounds good too. I will expect absolutely nothing from this until it's done though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745241
NOPE! LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
>Monster Girls Grimoire
Isn't the card game that got canned recently?

>no femdom
And nothing of value was lost

>waaah they don't have my fetish in it, it's shhhiiitt
Cry me a river, sissyboi

[Anonymous No.]

Femdomfags are the worst. Where is HeroAnon when we need him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745247
>I will expect absolutely nothing from this until it's done though

This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745246
You know these guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745245
>Not liking Glacies
I think the faggot here is you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745217
fuck. i meant to reply to this post with >>13745240

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745252
Leave the femdoms alone, bait-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this hate on femdom
You're making me feel bad. Can't we all just get along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745255
no, the yaoi mention was from some interview i stumbled across yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
>>13745241
You don't think they'd actually go that route, do you?
>"What's the best way to reach as many people as possible?"
>"Have as many widely varied scenes as possible."
>"And the best way to do that?"
>"Put dicks on EVERYTHING and EVERYONE."

[Anonymous No.]

It's happening again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745252
You need someone to fight for you? You sure you're a dom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
Oh boy here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745259
My trap senses are tingling for some reason, pls prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745247
Personally my ideal MG game would lie somewhere between Persona and Fire Emblem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745265
I can't. All I see is an Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
>as many people as possible
Time to prepare the sick buckets and get ready for when it has double dicked furry futa with 3 sets of breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745239
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745259
>prefer x over y
>this means you hate z

I swear to God...

I'm gonna go punch a mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745249

>Monstergirls without femdom

you are the kind of fag that would make Starcraft 3 without Zerg and centered on amusement park building mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745259
I don't hate femdom, I just hate how most if not all other monster girl games have been exclusively femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745259
>mg game that isn't femdom focused, unlike 90% of them
>THE INJUSTICE!!!1!1!

It's less hate, and more amusement, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
Nice viraling. Also, it looks mediocre.

[Anonymous No.]

Is letting the girl ride you to satisfaction while you chill considered femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745275
As a femdomfag I tell you to don't fucking continue. I don't want a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745274
>people talk shit about x
>but they don't hate it
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745269
Fucking furfags and their seemingly infinite autismbux.
I still remember that one furfag that paid 10k to have his giant green, cartoony kangaroo OC which ruined the tone of that kaiju game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745279
Its considered mutual sex. I'm not even a femdomfag but I doubt that the girl just being on top makes it outright femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745276

but Anon...
that's what they were fucking CREATED FOR.


you won't girls + monsters/creatures with MALEDOM?

Go lookup Pokegirls.

There is an entire fucking fandom built just for you. And it predates Monster Girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745279
Depends, is she being a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745279
No. How could it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>You can be a delicious brown hero

Well fuck. I'm getting some serious agarest vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745275
Fine, whatever.

Make all the fucking monster girls hard femdom for all I care, I'm done arguing over this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745266
Yeah, MG Persona would be nice too. Probably. It would depend on which of the tones they went with for it.

>>13745269
This would make me laugh quite a bit if I wasn't sure that dick loving faggot didn't add something like that already. Well, a loss of good content is no real surprise here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745286
>that's what they were fucking CREATED FOR.
Are you talking about monster girls or monster girl games? Because if you're saying monster girls were created to satisfy a fetish ancient humans everywhere would like a word with you. If you're talking about the games then yeah no shit, so why aren't we allowed to have a game not like the others?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fellow Femdomfriends!

There actually are no evil Maledomfags in here! What the problem here is that you probably have a virus. Check if your Windows file has a folder called "System 32". If so, you've probably been infected by the Maledomfag Virus. Simply delete the folder and restart the computer, and your browsing should be back to it's normal Femdom Approved posting!

Trust me, I'm a fellow Femdomfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745286
>you can't like what I like unless you like it the way I do

Que?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be dommed by an apsara onee-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745283
I don't like flat.
But I wouldn't pass up a girl because she's flat.
I simply prefer busty.
This means I hate flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745297
Hey, faggot, don't mess up the normal post. Do it again. Also, where is slowpoke? It'd be weird to see a thread without him again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745298
Yes because you discriminate against the flat girl by not checking your privilege when you say you like busty girls more.
Let it all burn, I've got shit to do for a few hours anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745298
Why are you doing this? Look at this stuff.
>>13745249
>Cry me a river sissyboi
>>13745252
>Femdomfags are the worst

That's what I'm referring to. Stop your strawmanning. Or don't, now that I used the word strawman, I should probably fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745256
>muh dark souls tier girl

No u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745294
>le delete System 32 maymay
Nigga, that shit's ages old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745305
>responding to bait
Jesus christ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745266
>Persona and Fire Emblem.
KOWASHITAI FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745305
>Actually taking that last post seriously
Anon is not a very smart person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745312
Oh god fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745303

>yfw looking into the archives for "you will never be breastfed by"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745312
Too much FE.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be an Alp who streams video games online, and pretends to be a Human Boy to milk viewers and reap in the Patreon and Donation bux

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how that new guy who came in a while back and said 'lost of posts with minimal shitposting' is feeling right now. Hopefully he was able to escape before he got trapped on Ms. Bones wild ride like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745264
>>13745290
>>13745317
Ok, you faggots need to stop. We got it the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, inna woods... nobody gives a hoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745304
Pls stop being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745312
>only Akaenia and Awakening characters
What a fucking waste. At least Vocaloid Tiki is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745327
But its the only thing that gives me joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745318

>tfw a holst and an apsara make that search on the computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745322
>alp
>having backers

Laughing Sundowner.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745334
Did you miss the part where she's pretending to be a real boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745178
>Mindflayers
Nah. Mad Hatters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744981
Megami Parvarti or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be her childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
>The overall explorable environment is portrayed in 3D style, while the artwork and sprites will be represented in a 2D style.
Ehhh. No, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745023
>>13745060
>They meet
>They had heard of one another from opposite ends of the world
>Opposing forces with similar styles
>The fight is epic, unending, a perfect stalemate
>In an effort to finally put an end to it both sides bring out their ultimate technique
>Anon Uses Unstoppable Force!
>MG Uses Immovable Object!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3lmMdnz5Ok&t=3m14s
>Shields explode, armor disintegrates, weapons vanish, every MG within 10 miles orgasms and every man turns Ga--Alps*
>Both sides eventually get back up after being KOed
>Their left arms bound to one another by the only surviving scraps of metal from their shields
>Nakedly stare at one another for a while
>Finally laughter at what happened from MG and human alike
>Then rage, blind lip biting rage after realizing they both just destroyed an armories worth of gear
>Also because they can't untwine the metal straps connecting their arms
>Insults are thrown and threats are made known
>A one handed fist fight breaks out between them
>Some say the fight continues to this day and that they can still be heard fighting if you listen closely enough
>Y..oo..uuu... b...iittt...cc...chh...h...y....ttt...aaa..rrr.........t
>D...iii...ccc...kkk...h..ee....a..d..ed...kk...nnn..oobb

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder to bully your faggot cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745296

dilutes the fandom?

potentially turns it into something else entirely?

my memory may be glitching, but 3 years ago I don't remember seeing MGs and maledom anywhere near each other. Now seems like over half the discussions on these threads are about turning what used to be aggressive, assertive and highly pro-active MGs into personal pets.

"bump a sharkgirl on the nose and be her alpha" - why have a SHARKgirl if you would do that to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745338
Why do people hate this cutie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745335
I thought her audience was human males, but I see you were doing /hgb/. My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745339
It would basically be EO.
But with Waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745341
But she bullies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745341
I've always imagined that Cheshires were sado-masochists, so she probably wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745341
>Get tied down to a chair by a faggot cat
>You brace for rape only for her to pull out a laptop
>"Hey Anon, check out these memes I found on 9gag"
>You beg for her to rape you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745348
>sado-masochists
This is the nature of the cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745343
Lack of taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745342
You don't get to decide how and when the fandom is "correct".

But keep crying, I'm sure that'll turn things around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745334
She pretends to be a Human Boy. Gotta get that Lizardgirl money.

Just pray she never accidentally drops her fake mustache on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745296
He never said that though. You can like what the fuck ever, but you might have to prepare for disappointment when it comes to others catering to your preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745312
Well, I meant more in terms of gameplay styles and features than the tonal fusion that that is. Granted that with Monster Girls could be good too, but I meant more like the gameplay of Persona for the most part, dungeon crawling, Social Links, etc., and then throw in some of the more tactical elements from Fire Emblem, like the weapon variety, relationship bonuses, stuff like that.

Also I'm trying to think of a way that'd fuse the two battle systems in a way that'd be more conducive to forming and representing relationships with MGs...maybe like, characters normally have access to only their own base repertoire of attacks, but then can partner up to gain access to more varied and powerful attacks...something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745343

People hate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745351
Wolves are also monogamous and you can have harems of them. That doesn't say shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745349
> check out these memes I found on 9gag
>Purge.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745352
I want to give her so many spooky moth babies

>>13745359
Why? She's a nice young lady looking for love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745342
>why have a SHARKgirl if you would do that to her?
>I have never felt the thrill of dominating others

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745346
Are you implying EO is not full of waifus already?
Picrelated and loli dancer are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745341
I get the feeling that sub Cheshires would be really in your face about it.
Like, "Pin you down, and beg for you to punish them repeatedly while imagining it and drooling" in your face about it.
But really, who wouldn't want to spank a Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745365
>But really, who wouldn't want to spank a Cheshire?
Me. I don't see the appeal of spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745364
Even more waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745341
I want to be bullied by a big fat faggot Cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745357
I am prepared for that, but it appears he isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745364
Hexer is perfect for the role of a qt lich.
10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745349

>4 hours later...
>"I also found that game you were fapping to just got translated."
>"I installed it on your laptop for you and thought we could play it together"
>"oops sorry, spilled a bit of soda there"
>"is it supposed to be smoking like that"
>"seems like your laptop needs a rest"

>now she starts raping.
>looking at smoking gaming laptop on the floor over her shoulder as she bounces
>dick is rock hard with rage
>too angry to cum
>she knows it. enjoys herself even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745306
The fuck are you talking about, do you even know what a kuudere is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745365
I suppose begging for it is the courteous thing to do, but it does take some of the fun out...

[Anonymous No.]

Behold now the worm of Ouroboros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745342
>Now seems like over half the discussions on these threads are about turning what used to be aggressive, assertive and highly pro-active MGs into personal pets.


As opposed to moeblob ushis and the like? It's the same thing with a different wrapping, and you can bet your ass it's not the doms making monstergirls moe, there's no rush in dominating a gentle girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745369
To each his own I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745376
>gaming laptop
That Chesire is a fucking undercover hero for punishing Anon with that shit of tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745364
I'm not much of a fan of EO's movement system either so that's hardy a reassurance for me.

Plus this is an amateur work. EO at least looks decent, so far this is sub par.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745364
When is Harblador going to update his Lich story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745342
>muh pure fandom
My sides can now move in the frozen time for 10 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745377
The reason you like glacies I wager, is that you have to "earn" her, and in the setting full of willing nymphos, it seems tryhard as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745363
We know you've never felt it, but how is that relevant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745387
>Things that come easy have little value
More at 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745342
>Now seems like over half the discussions on these threads are about turning what used to be aggressive, assertive and highly pro-active MGs into personal pets.
>What are different personalities.
Seriously, how hard of a concept is this to grasp? Just because submissive monstergirls of any breed exist doesn't mean dominant monstergirls of any breed don't. They don't all act the same anon.
Also
>Using the term "Fandom" unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745387
>Implying there's anything wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

Fill in the Blanks!

>I want to engage in ___(Femdom/Maledom/Etc) with my ___(Trait) ___(Onee-san/Imouto) ___(Monster Girl)!

[Anonymous No.]

Umi da! Wouldn't you rather go take a swim than argue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745387
>Not wanting to earn his girl's heart no matter the species.
>Not wanting a proper romance
>Wanting a cheap, shallow relationship built on sex alone.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745399
I want to be dommed by my nerdy Crow Tengu onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745385
He didn't seem to have much in his head about it when I asked before the latest update. Maybe he thought up some more for it though.

>>13745400
I'd rather swim in a pool, but sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745399
God, I hate forms.

Just put your thing in her thing, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745379
>Baby Lamia sucks her tail instead of her thumb
Fucking adorable/10, good practice for when she sucks mein cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745399
There he is again! It's that purple guy who got drawn fucking an Anubis a couple times!
Who even is he? Looks like goddamn Wonder Man from Earth's Mightiest Heroes...

Anyway.
>I want to engage in Tender Femdom with my Adoring Imouto Anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745410
Fill out the proper form so we can gauge what Monster Girl should fuck you, otherwise your application will be denied and you will be given a sympathy Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745322
>You will never watch the Alp's true identity get revealed and for her to receive violent retribution from her former backers
>Being taken out shopping and having her three sizes measured
>Trying on lewd and frilly clothing
>using their skilled hands to ingrain a girl's pleasure into the alp's soul
>Made to wear egg vibrators as they go out and talk to human boys
>Depriving her of her mana pots saying "Good succubi don't need to rely on those", and starving her to insanity and then getting her a human boy to take to a love hotel, then video taping her as she goes berserk and fucks him until he can't move
>and so on, until the alp never pretends to be a boy again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745414
>I want to engage in Tender Femdom with my Adoring Imouto Anubis!
Nigga YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745414
I'm pretty sure it's just a generic self-insert silhouette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745399
I want to engage in tender loving femdom with my possessive Dragon wife.
>>13745415
>sympathy Alp
Is that the last person who refused to fill the form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745415
You'll never take me alive, Coppers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745399
>Blablabla typical sub/dom girl doing the opposite
There you all go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745379
Holy shit, that is really, really adorable. It's too much, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745399
I want to engage in rough femdom with my yandere onee-san Living Doll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745415
What if I just reject the Alp too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745426
She's filled with a desperate sorrow because of all the arguing going on around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745399
>I want to engage in hard maledom with my Kuudere Kunoichi onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745434
>rejecting Alps
Your soul is hollow and coated in Teflon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745414
>>13745418
>Honestly, big brother, you said you'd help me with homework, but how am I meant to focus when you sit so close to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745416
>>Made to wear egg vibrators as they go out and talk to human boys
Yeeesssss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745423
The sympathy Alps are people who tried to avoid the Monster Girl Draft.

>>13745424
Like this guy.

>>13745434
Well she'll probably cry and instead we'll just have to give you to her, complete with a collar and owner's manual on how to care for your human boy written by the leading Lilim human boy trainers.

So naturally it's just easier and cheaper for everyone to just take the alp unless you want to deal with a crying alp that tries to dom you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745443
>how am I meant to focus when you sit so close to me?
How about you git gud, sis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745441
>wanting transgenders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745443
It's a matter of space saving and efficiency.
It's much easier to check over her work if I have her sitting in my lap in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745441
I'm a maverick anon.
>>13745449
I'm not gonna lie, I find that kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745369

as a femdom fag, I do.

Haughty and powerful MG doing femdom on Anon for no reason, just makes her seem like an extreme bitch. If Anon meets someone like a Dark Elf, or a Wight and she just ties him up and starts having her fun - than what is that? In that case Anon is just a passing amusement to her. A toy - there is no emotional investment in such an occurrence.

BUT:
What if she just dissed him a bit, verbally bullied him and went on her way, letting him know he wasn't worth her time?
What if Anon got pissed and than used trickery to get catch her of guard.
What if he exploited his momentary advantage and pulled down her panties, pulled her over his lap like she was a misbehaving rotten kid and spanked her till she cried with rage and shame, and than had the gall to admonish her with something really preachy like "I hope you learned your lesson little girl" as he turns around to walk away like she is no longer even a mild threat, insulting her even more with his lack of care?

Well at that point, she has a good and proper character motivation, to get even - so when she collects herself and hunts him down - than the femdom and rape are serious, a contest of sorts and passionate righteous vengeance.

Now we are cooking with the right ingredients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745451
Don't be mean to your little sister anubis. She's already trying hard to impress you.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl characters are your favorites?

I don't mean species, but individuals. They can be from anime, manga, doujins or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745455
>baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Cute batgirl, Scary moth, and my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>not even a passing comment

O..okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745460
>not being mean to your sister
Only child detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Lala and Manako and the girls from Harpy Café are qt as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745467
I want to be her arm candy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745458
As a maledomfag, I see what the Rock is cookin'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
>whatever
I like Farai the Dark Elf and I'm not ashamed of it. Also Shai the Lovecraftian horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745376

"Lol those guys can take their games everywhere with them... what a shit taste."

>being a loser who doesn't get the point of convenience

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745393
>all the girls are devoted and could not think of betraying you
>how you get them is important
EHL OH EHL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
All the MG characters I've written. I consider them all to be my waifus in one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745457
Why do you find an alp awkwardly trying to dom and rape you hot? I can understand a lot of fetishes, but not this one. Wouldn't it be frustrating and the sex end in her crying into you and you comforting her on the bed? Unless you actively trained her on how to dom or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745470
Nah. I've got a younger brother, but I wouldn't bully him anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745467
I tried, but all my comments seemed to run into a wall of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745482
Nice strawman bro, does it come with a hat?

[Anonymous No.]

More Bapho for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Est Morn from Succubus Quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745487
I've got both. And they both deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Does Y'shtola count? Yeah yeah, generic cat girl, but honestly outside of MM and the like I can't think of much to draw from...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745465
>someone who changed his gender
>not a transgender

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745492
Someone drew fanart of fanart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745498
Joe the Fisherman, please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Let's see if I can do something with my template before the thread dies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745402
>being a romancefag
>Dio
>Being a beta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745486
I dunno, I just like the idea of her slowly getting into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745506
>being so full of yourself you feel you're entitled to turn a thread into your personal shithouse
Can you stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745500
It happens. At least one person drew fanart of Bullet as a Hellhound after .less did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745492
Sod off bapho-chan. I thought I told you not to come in here again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745467
I liked it, figured somebody else would comment though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745506
>Being a beta
Well meme'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745467
Comment on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745467
Such a same for a girl with a nice toned body to be frowning so much. Kanizeru should really find someone to turn that frown into an ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never meet a Tanuki who's a complete and total degenerate
>She'll never help you with your finances in exchange for an hour of handholding
>She'll never front you the money to start your own business in exchange for brushing her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745467
>not even a passing comment
You're looking pretty today, Buffcubus-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Do Homunculi count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745490
I'm not the one putting value on how you get together when it' inevitable, you're splitting hairs needlessly.

>See Holst qt at the mall
>"Nonchalantly bump into her
>Interrogate
>Invite to dinner
>Hit it off
>Acquire girlfriend
>Milky sexy times ensues

or

>See Holst qt at the mall
>Grab her ass
>She blushes
>Shove her into a bathroom stall and fuck her until she doesn't know what way is up

Same thing, especially to the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745500
It's not an alien concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745533
>inevitable
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745533
>Interrogate
Man, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745520

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745467
What the hell is wrong with her forearms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745504
You can cry bait all you want, doesn't change the fact it's a guy who changed his gender

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745509
>when I do it I'm expressing an opinion
>When people say something I don't agree with/don't like they're being shitters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Manako an Hitomi for starters. Then the girls of Bird Cafe.

Beyond that, I kinda like the design of that genderbent Paleface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745482
Devotion and fidelity have nothing to do with starting a relationship, they come into play after it's already ongoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745548
I have no idea what you're talking about. No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745550
Read a dictionary before you even try to troll, you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745548
She's so cute and strong! I want to make her happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745508
Well, I suppose Alp romances are high maintenance. But if you both worked together, eventually you could have your big breasted and wide hipped Stage 3 Alp that's straddle you and milk you, while whispering kind loving words to you, and cuddling you tightly to her soft chest at night.

It'd be a lot of work, but very rewarding. Especially when you get your first Succubus daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745500
That's not the only fan art out there.
The Bapho was made to represent that kenkou was secretly a baphomet pretending to be a male artist in japan spreading MG propaganda to slowly prepare us for the day of an MG takeover. But it's so in favor of Baphomet that people caught on.
Kenkou made a joke about being found out and the japanese caught on, so now there's fan art in a few places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745516
Truth hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745533
Yes, if you could get the first Holst as easy as the second one, they both have the same low value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
Probably Astaroth.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be surprised by a Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462

Katt from BoF2. I have many other characters I like, but they don't qualify as monstergirl as much as she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745545
A date is an interrogation to see if you're suitable for one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745571
Well Butter-T, ya did it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745564
>The Bapho was made to represent that kenkou was secretly a baphomet pretending to be a male artist in japan spreading MG propaganda to slowly prepare us for the day of an MG takeover.
If only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745571
Good, the last thing I need is a faggot cat laughing at me for screaming like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745576
I think the word you're looking for is "interview".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745556

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745567
Then I suggest you leave if you don't like it, because simply having a penis gives you at the very least a 99.9% chance of getting with a monstergirl, whichever method you choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745582
I want a faggot cat to laugh at me for screaming like a little girl! I want a faggot cat to mock me and bully me for being the shitty lowly dog that I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745576
Interrogations are one sided and involve pressuring the subject in some way. A weird choice of words and/or view on interpersonal relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745584
Sure, let's go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745586
I would have willingly commented on anything if I'd know what that something was. Please. I'll write an update tomorrow, even!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745586
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745590
But anon...

Cats don't like dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745588
And I suggest you stop posting. But it seems neither of us will get what he wants today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745595
Yes they do, I've got both living under my roof and they sleep in adorable piles sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745582
>a faggot cat will never scare you so hard you pass out
>this will never occur in a public location
>the cheshire will never look around awkwardly as the more chivalrous monstergirls give her a death stare
>she'll never pick you up and whisk you away to your apartment so she can hide for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745554
It does with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745605
You're not making much sense. care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745596
Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745605
>N-no, my succubus waifu is pure you guys
Oh anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745595
All the more reason to bully me! For making such stupid assumptions! And for being a metaphorical thing that she hates! I want her to relentlessly bully and mock me for being such a stupid idiotic weak human boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745611
Your little bag of wit seems to be rather empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745603
>anyone entering my apartment without my prior and invitation
>especially a faggot cat
No. Just no. A Cheshire is the last one I'd have knowing my shameful secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745610

i think he is referring to the shit new concept of

"I am interested in a monogamous relationship, but even after you and I started fucking, this is still a 'casually dating' phase since neither you nor I sat down and told each other we wouldn't be fucking other people yet."

invented by sluts of both genders over that last couple of decades as another slicing cut at concept of romantic relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745571
Good, I start swinging when I'm caught off-guard

And I wouldn't want to hurt her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745624
>sluts of both genders
Only females are sluts, males are studs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745610
Seriously?

>Monsters who have obtained a “husband” go through changes that are not just mental, but physical as well. Their already alluring body changes to match with their husband's, adapting into “ a body just for their husband” to suit his tastes so they can get even more pleasure from their husband, and they can give their husband even more pleasure and make him happy, resulting in them being able to milk even more spirit energy. Also, in human settlements where monsters coexist with humans, etc. , where monsters live in places close to humans, if a monster develops feelings for a specific man, at that point, her instinct will recognize that man as her “husband”, and it's not uncommon for her body and heart to begin changing before she even assaults him and before they even have sex.


>[...]If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding.

Devotion and fidelity go so far that even before they have sex you can become a MGs beloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745633
>even before they have sex you can become a MGs beloved.

Yes, "can", not "does".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745626

>one of the first Anons to go monster girl jail for public child abuse
>after passing near a Monster Girl kindergarten and punching out a 5 year old Cheshire girl who just did her first teleport

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745632
>Men aren't sluts
Have you seen any posts here? It's slut central. .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745615
>You will never be a desperate masochistic submissive rapebait bishounen in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745236
>“It is hard to speculate on the content of the hentai scenes, but the developers have stated an intention in widening the spectrum to as many people as possible.”
>as many people as possible
>we want a wider audience
No loli confirmed
Futa, yuri and yaoi confirmed
Monsterboys confirmed
Faggotry confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>New Z-ton doujin has a futa monstergirl
Brace for impact

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745640
>>13745614

Glass half empty faggots pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745642
I plead the fifth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745654
>implying the glass isn't always half-empty, if filled at all

Oh please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745648
That's the guy from the centaur samurai girl right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745648
>Z-ton

No big surprise. He's done that sort of stuff before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745633
>Monsters who have obtained a “husband”
Monsters obtaining a husband is usually preceded by a lot of fucking in MGE land.

Also, changing their form to better woo a man is not devotion or fidelity, it's a mating tactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745506
What's beta about romancing the fuck out of a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745643
No, all these fine, upstanding gentlemen here are studs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745667
As a tailpussy slut I take offense to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745667
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Me, I know I'm a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745665
>changing their body to suit the tastes and needs of one man before even meeting him
>before even knowing what's he's like
>for the sake of making him happy
>not devotion

I thought I was cynical.

>if a monster develops feelings for a specific man, at that point, her instinct will recognize that man as her “husband”, and it's not uncommon for her body and heart to begin changing before she even assaults him and before they even have sex.
>BEFORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745667
Liar. I'm a slut for big meaty paws. I'll open up a massage parlour for paws and claws, and give all my clients happy endings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745666
Putting the pussy on a pedestal is beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745678
>BEFORE
Now read the dozens of encyclopedia entries that go "an then they fuck, and if the monster likes the guy..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745667
I'm a Dragonslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745670
>>13745673
>>13745682
>>13745694
>not being fine, upstanding gentlemen

I am both disappointed and disgusted.
Good day to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745691
One does not exclude the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745696
Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745696
>Not being a slut so you can better pleasure your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! A wizard has placed a curse on you!

Your dick now cums confetti and makes a party horn noise.

How does your waifu take the news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745706
>not having your waifu be the slut
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745696
Hey, I didn't choose the slut life, the slut life choose me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745706
>>13745708
>Not being both sluts
Niggas please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745707
Who cares? I'm having a blast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745696
Yeah, well, fuck you!
I hope you retain your chaste dignity until you meet that one special girl!
I hope you fall in love and settle down somewhere with a job you enjoy and a wife who'll always love you!
I hope you live a long and fruitful life with the family you always hoped for, you fucking faggot!

If I ever meet you in the street while I live alone, tending to the needs of many monstergirls but never truly connecting, I'll give you a thumbs up and congratulate you on your successes, you goddamn whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745706
>having to be a slut just to please your wife
>being a slut and having a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745708
Cuck, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745708
>Being a lazy and selfish jerk that doesn't put effort into making his wife feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745689
>Trying your best to make her feel like the most important person in the world
>Beta
Sure anon, keep telling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745717
Never before have I been this insulted.

I shall you see you in court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745721
>but it's ok if she does it
White knight pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745727
Isn't it a man's duty to give his wife the bet sex he can? You're not doing your masculine duties very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745722
>Trying your best to make her feel like the most important person in the world
Not saying it's "bad", but yes, that's literally beta behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745462
So here it is. Pretty entry level tier I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745730
>being a slut
>masculine duties

Pick one, and only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745733
Who's the Valkyrie and Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>beta this beta that
It's like I'm on /sp/ or /fit/ right now, christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745739
I'd beta those betas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745739
>those tits
It's like I'm fucking around in the AG3 character creator all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745735
Men were the original sluts, spreading their gene far and wide. Then the jews and the women forced men into giving up their nature so they could control us. Don't you want to be free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745739
>the word beta
>in a thread full of betas
I don't know what you were expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745736
Melodiana and Pirotess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745744
>Men were the original studs, spreading their gene far and wide.
FTFY, the rest is fine I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745722
You don't have to be such a nice guy down here you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be beaten up by a Monster Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745739
I love Kloah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745751
>White Knight
Anon, I'm not leaping to any girl's defense here, I'm just saying that I want to romance a girl.
I just want to be in love and to be loved anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745757
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745746
Where are they from? I am intrigued by sexy dark skin and Valkys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745666

if one does it properly, nothing. Though I am curious as to how that would go with MG.

>Likes an MG girl in his class
>finds out her interests
>Asks her out on a date
>Tries to start first stage, smiles, passing compliments
>Finds her, approaches on a fly by course. Eye contact - check. Easy smile - Check.
>she looks back blank
>Continue non-verbal encounters. On second day she starts smiling back.
>plan out activities to invite her to.
>start thinking up of gift to buy her
>Decide time to ask her out on date.
>Track her to find when she is alone.
>Approach to ask.
>where did she go
>suddenly tackled from behind.
>short tussle - Anon handcuffed naked to a chair
>She is infront of him. Her girlfriends file into the room
>"So we recently discovered our Anon is a rapebait"
>"What!?... no, I was just..." - mouth muffled with panties.
>"No need to be defensive Anon. We don't judge. Me and the girls all believe in putting guys like you to good use."

>End of Romance in Monster Girl City

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745586
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745764
Nigga I gave you the names, don't be lazy and use google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745760
So do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745762
Because I have psychological issues that give me a low self esteem and make me think I'm not worthy of kindness or love, so I have a natural desire to want to be bullied and treated like dirt, because it's what I think I'm deserving of. And as a bonus it helps the bully out because it gives her a willing subject to vent her frustrations on, so it's a win win for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745767
Sorry, but 90% of the time Googling names turns up everything but what you're looking for.
Or last it does that for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745764
Meldonia is from Kamidori, a shop simulator/RPG with porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745772
>Kamidori
All interest lost. I will never grind again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745761
This you? >>13742972

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745769
Nice blog faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745775
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745769

i was going to guess "because I secretly want a massage, but am too manly to go to a massage parlor since that shit is for faggy sissies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745776
I just answered a question. Sorry. P-Please keep calling me more insults Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745757
Go for an amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745760
Kloah should draw the Wonderland girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745779
You're still a faggot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745782
>Amazon
>Ever beating up a sweet defenseless man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745783
Kloah should draw them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745781
Great, now you just made it weird.

Fucking Masochists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745785
>men
>defenseless

Bitchboy pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745792
Well, this particular one seems to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745785
What would an Amazon do if her husband was a masochist who wanted her to rough him up in bed?

And conversely, so people who prefer Maledom, would you want a waifu who was a major masochist? How far would you be willing to "hurt" her?

>>13745789
Anon if you keep insulting the masochist you may wake up to an alp clinging at your side begging you to use her as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745785
That's exactly what I said. They're shit like every dom monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745782

he said 'beat up' not 'become a housemaid'

>>13745757

Steal a Lizardgirl's sword Anon. Insert handle into rectum and wait for her to find you. When she does, offer the sword back to her without cleaning it first. Tell her "Had to borrow your toy. Sorry. I am done with it now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745795
>people who prefer Maledom, would you want a waifu who was a major masochist?

Actually, I'm not big on that. I mean, if she really wants me to, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745797
That's one hot opinion you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

I just opened the thread and I see people calling other betas for wanting romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745797
You lack finesse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745814
Some people here are very insecure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745814
Thanks for the update, now go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745814

It's rape or be raped 'round here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745818
>insecure
>using feminist shaming tactics

That's beneath you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745819
You seem upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745787
He should design the Reverse Sabbath for KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745818
>insecure

Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745814
Just close the tab until the graveyard shift takes over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745824
>>13745830
Anon I don't fucking know anymore. There's nothing wrong with romance and that's how I feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745795
Anon, all alps should know who I am and why they should avoid me.
Besides, I have a jabberwocky now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745827
Well meme'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745822
It's not like they're exclusive to each other. You can be raped by a monstergirl and fall in love with her anyway, or the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745836
And not everyone is a misty eyed middle aged woman who wants carriage rides through the park at night. Got a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745854
Yeah. But you know, fighting this is like pissing against the wind.

It don't matter, none of this matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745854
Oh anon, I love when you use ridiculous hyperboles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745857
If there is no meaning, there is no upset to doing it anyway. Aren't you having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745839
Wait a minute, are you the anon with the incredibly healthy alp-jabberwock?

I can't believe you're still here, holy shit. You're a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745869
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745867
>hyperbole
>>13745722
>>13745402

Stay out of it if you haven't read the reply chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745869
Not particularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745875
Too bad, someone else will come along. Pointing out it was meaningless was meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing a lot of pro-maledom shit in this thread, rapists pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

Hide bait posts.

Ignore bait posts.

Do not reply to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, bikini armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745880
>wanting romance makes him a "misty eyed middle aged woman who wants carriage rides through the park at night"
>not hyperbole
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745890
>rapists pls go

So you want us to take the monstergirls with us while you faggots alp each other. I'm cool with that.

YOU HEARD HIM GUYS! MGs ARE MALEDOM PROPERTY NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

Being a wizard in Monstergirl Land is hard.

>Gotta craft potions
>But you're out of ingredients
>So you make a list of shit to get

>A barrel of dormouse mollases
>10 vials of akanane saliva
>2 tubs of anubis butter
>A bottle of condensed nightmare dreams
>20 ryu reverse scales
>Tubs of barometz jelly, all flavours
>Tubs of slime substance, all types
>A container of sylph air
>Some grey hairs plucked from a kitsune's tails
>A battery charged by a thunderbird
>One vial of a virgin's succubus' tears (extremely easy to obtain through wizard bullying)
>Ghost ectoplasm
>A bushel of alraune roses
>1/2 a pound of a mimic's gold coins
>A fistful of ushi-oni fur
>A jar of matango spores
>One bowl of a lilim's ice cream (not ingredients, but it's fun to take from them anyway)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745899
Acting like he's in a Lifetime movie makes him such. Fuck off Descartes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745901
I dunno, I don't really dislike the subs, so I'll be a bro and share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745909
Anon, Descartes is dead. He died hundreds of years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745906
Lilims are fucking douches. I hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745895
Yeah but what is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745898
Isn't that only a bikini? I mean, at least glue some coins on it or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745910

Share your wife, I'm not gonna give them anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745906
>craft potions
>not putting all your points into spells

Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745916
What the hell I typed Wizards, not Lilims. I love Lilims. What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745906
Getting really tired of this wizard shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745918
No clue, but I am pretty fond of the design,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745919
Well no, I'm gonna keep my waifu for myself.

They can have the ones I'm not using, like this Hellhound for example

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745925
What about Sorceresses? Can they be monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745923
I bet a wizard did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745923
Truly, this is the power of wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745923
You can't hide what's inside.

Or a wizard did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745925
Guess you'll just have to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745931
They're more annoying human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745928
I see what you're doing and it's pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745931
If they walk the path of undeath and remove their soul from their body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745941
You do? Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745941
He's giving out free Hellhounds. Where's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745942
That's a Lich.
Nothing is stopping an MG from being a Sorceress/Witch and doing wizard shenanigans.
NOTHING., outside of our lack of imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745931
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745949
So... Ushi-Oni rape wizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745951
Anon this is a blue board.
We don't need visible shota dick right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745949
Oh. Right. I took what you said to be asking if a sorceress could be considered a MG. My bad. No, that's probably acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745923
Lilims and Wizards probably compete to see who can be the biggest dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745955
It can be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745946
Wait...I could've charged money for them?

Oh well, it's too late now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745931
http://i.imgur.com/CcTlAIe.jpg

>>13745956
Yeah I just saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745944
You're saying let each side like what they like, but there will always be outliers who will disrupt the balance, peace is a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745874
Yep.
I never left

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745959
I love Lilims, I want her to win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745969
Good. I hear Lilims repay loyalty with doggy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745965
The fact that you can never truly win is no excuse for giving up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745969
You fool! She can sense your love and it distracts her from the contest! SHE LOSES!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID ANON!! THE WIZARD MADE HER A LOLI AND SHE CAN'T CHANGE BACK!! You'll take responsibility, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745977
But I don't like Doggy Style.

>>13745979
And I don't like Lolis.

Can't I just tell the Wizard to change her back and we all live happily ever after? Maybe even go bowling, I have a friend who works at a Bowling place, he can give us some discounts. We can all go bowling. It'd be a good bonding activity for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745978
I'm not, I'll just do as I please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745969
>Wizard going around actively being an asshole to people
>Lilim just fucks her husband
>They meet again to boast of their exploits
>"I got 13 inches of husbando dick! I think I win, gayboy!"
>"Uh, I think you misunderstood this competition..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745977
They really are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745989
>But I don't like Doggy Style.
>A heterosexual man
>Doesn't like doggy style
I though I would never be surprised by anything in this thread. I think I need a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745992
>succusluts
>the best
At being slutty cumrags, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745989
Why would a wizard listen to you unless you beat him in a game of bowling? Maybe then he'll reverse the spell.
He's never not gotten a strike though, so good luck with that.
He'll just make her a brash tomboy with a pear shape when she won't stop bothering him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745996
Thank you for the continued supply of ebin mayamays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746002
>Irony: The post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745998
>He'll just make her a brash tomboy with a pear shape
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745993
Well I like femdom, why would I like Doggy Style? She can't dominate me like that.

>>13745998
Well because it's the right thing to do. I mean, not everything in life needs to be a competition. Sometimes we do things for other people just because it's nice, and being nice is it's own reward.

>He'll just make her a brash tomboy with a pear shape when she won't stop bothering him though.
Well unless she was a brash tomboy to begin with, I can't approve of personality and mind warping. But those can be easily fixed with a Mindflayer nurse.

>Pear shaped
Now that is something I can get into. That's something I can easily get into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745996
You don't gotta be that way nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745993
Not him but I'll take the cowgirl over the doggy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746015
Well she could milk you with her vagina and wrap her tail around you so that you can't leave until she's satisfied.
Think of a way for it to work.

>>13746021
Cowgirl is fine too. But I'm a doggy style kind of guy.
Also Mating Press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746016
He's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743378

I want Alp and his stupid meme to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746015
she actually CAN dominate you doggy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746015
>She can't dominate me like that.

Then she ain't trying hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746028
I'm not Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746015
>Well I like femdom, why would I like Doggy Style? She can't dominate me like that.
You're not thinking hard enough. Lilims are pretty much god tier broken. She could ram you against the wall and force you to enter her from behind before casting a spell on you to compel your body to thrust regardless of your will.

Imagination is the only limit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746028
I want Alp and his stupid meme to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746015
>She can't dominate me like that.
She can pin you to a wall with her ass and dominate you that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746016
Look, I'm sure she's a nice person, but she still has more diverse genetic material on/in her than a cloning facility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746015
>She can't dominate me like that.
Nigga, she could easily just tie you up against a wall while she does all she pounds her pussy and ass against your pelvis.

And THAT'S how a dom would do doggystyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746015
>She can't dominate me like that.
Do you even centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never make every monster girl a dom and every man a sub.

Everything about MGE would be way better if it was 100% femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
Obvious bait, even as a femdomfag I wouldn't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
Anon we stopped baiting already. Let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
Anon, please. The fishes will starve if you keep throwing in bare hooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
Bad bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
Ho boy, I was getting hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
Come on, bud, they barely took a bite out of the last one. Look, we all know you don't like it when its calm, but things are pretty relaxed lately, so you should chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745996
Thems fighting words asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745192
Are there lamias?
If not, why should I care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746025
>>13746031
>>13746032
>>13746042
>>13746045
>>13746047
Well, I guess I wouldn't mind her pinning me to the wall and slamming her ass against my pelvis. It sounds really hot, and all the more reason to be loyal to a Lilim. Fuck now doggy style sounds incredibly hot, especially with a pear-shaped Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746067
Not fighting, my only weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
I sure as fuck don't wanna be a submarine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745906
So what kind of potion is the wizard making with all this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746074
Or she could command you to fucker her without you being pinned to a wall.
Lots of possibilities with the imagination, Aye siwmae

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746091
Potion? Nah, just his favorite smoothie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746083
>not being a submarine on all levels except physical

Come one man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746095
I thought lilim tears were a wizards drink of choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746097
>You'll never be a Scinfaxi-class nuclear submarine with a scary-as-fuck boss battle theme
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my kiki in the old monsters retirement home and get a cute cyclops maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746097
[emits sonar waves internally]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746091
Various potions. Gotta stock up, y'know?
Teleportation potions, uncontrollable flatulence potions, doppelganger potions, illusion potions, strength potions, immobility potions, placebo potions, mystery effect potions... All sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746103
>Why live
Because sometimes, dreams have meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746105
I want to inversely molest the maid!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder where is that naive /jp/ native from yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746097
>>13746106
My sides have been annihilated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746105
>Not laying with the old maid
Such bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746111
>inversely molest
I'm not following.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746118
>not laying with both
Do you even debauchery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746114
Hopefully far away from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746123
For his own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746123
I agree, he can still be saved.

It's too late for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746114
I'm sure he got the message, we made clear where he was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746122
>Not laying with both AND the werewolf security guard at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746118
>wanting to be with a grey haired broken down kiki

I'am sure she'll enjoy her time off with the other old useless monsters in the old monsters home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746130
>too late
It's never too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746138
>Not laying with both, the werewolf security guard and the Troll gardener at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746118
>Fucking an old used up monster
Why? Just dump her in the retirement home and go find a new tighter pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your monster waifu's face when she finds your pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746141
My waifu folder is behind 7 magical seals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
Public view, or does she see all the unlisted stuff too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
She can't complain, one of them is most definitely about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13743405

>Hoh?
>You, a human, dares to challenge me?
>How delightfully insipid of you, to believe that a mere ape can defeat one who has sent the Ao clan groveling in their temples
>Yamato is mine, fool, and if you dare to oppose you will be a fit feast for the shrikes
>'You're beautiful'? Tch.
>Don't think you'll get away with flattery, now come! Face me as a true warrior! Show me what you can do!

>>13743402

RS had his blessed Marilith story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746149
It autologs into your account and she sees everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
>This page does not exist
What now, waifu? Think you're so good, but you're not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
>"Anon, why are you writing about some teacher and Kinergarteners?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746158
Good question why ARE you writing about kindergartners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
>Tfw at least 5 pieces of write faggotry are of my waifu
No! She can never know.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, you're looking a little out of shape, why don't you exercise more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746160
It's a long story.
Besides, writing cute young MGs doing cute things is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746155
She sees a bit of werewolf writefaggotry, a bit of anubis writefaggotry, some silly wizard things, a husky-girl smut piece, an unfinished slimegirl story, and a shitload of notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746160
Not him, but kindergarteners are fun to write about, and quite lewd if their mothers allow it. Five years old is kindergarten age, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147

She'd probably delete everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746173
Alp, no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746170
>a husky-girl smut piece
Hey, let me have that link, friend. I've been thinking about it since like, April and didn't want to ask out of the blue. You're probably the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746172
5-6 roughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746165
Because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746165
I want to be small and cute for my waifu. She loves the harmless professor look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
>She sees the one awful attempt at writing I did
>Gives a hearty laugh and a slap on the back
>Throws me into bed
>"How about I give you some better inspiration"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746179
http://pastebin.com/FrUr3w4B

That's the thing. Hopefully it was the same thing you're thinking of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746165
Silence woman, can't you see that I'm purging knaves on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746193
Yeah, that's it. I didn't save it the first time around. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746196
>She gasps in surprise, then pouts, crossing her arms
Good job, you rude motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746180
Thought so. God I want a lewd little MG who's that old. Quicksilver, where are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746200
Eh, she'll get over it. She always does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746053
Pffft
Get a load of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746190
What kind of idiot doesn't sleep with his sword and shield? What dumbass doesn't set up a perimeter? What kind of maroon doesn't ward himself? What kind of nincompoop, assblasted fool leaves himself open like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746203
Lewd little girls isn't really my thing, but if it's yours then okay.

Latenight/Newguy can you draw a young Echidna wrapped around her dad's neck and head while waving a stick around like a sword?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pretend to be a wizard and force Chubby Alp Senpai to give me a blowjob, threatening her with some evil magic spell if she doesn't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746210
>Fatty tranny
Not this cancer again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746203
I'm right here. I know what you want too anon, you just wait. Soon™

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746210
https://archive.moe/jp/search/text/%20Chubby%20Alp%20Senpai/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746208
>campfire
>sword and shield
>trusty mount
I don't see what you're so outraged about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746210
I want to become a doctor and excise cancer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746213
>159 fucking results
This guy's trying so hard it's sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746210
Why would you need to threaten someone for a blowjob who craves cocks so much they turned into a succubutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746212
Good. We're all counting on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746145
>Not laying with both, the werewolf security guard, the Troll gardener, and the minotaur head of facilities at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
Why is the longest one about orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746220
>Implying it's just one guy
Chubby alp senpai is a cultural phenomena. Everyone knows and loves her. She's beloved by children everywhere. Women want to be her, men want to be with her. She's our Mickey Mouse, or Godzilla. And thanks to her newfound popularity, we can move onto the next step of our master plan.

Merchandising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746234
>Women want to be her
I bet men do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746214
The hugefuck spider looking at her next meal. She's going to be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746234
Nah, Alps are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746234

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745075
Well some can bark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbz1Caiq1Ys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745075
Every Monster girl is like a dog if you're strong enough

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have a Kiki daughteru who goes WAN WAN when she gets excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746259
I like this train of thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746260
>tfw you want to do guy things with your kiki daughteru, but she prefers cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746259
Just like every human

[Anonymous No.]

Odd question but is .less a Filipino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746270
I think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746175

I'm not Alp but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746266
Whatever makes her happy. I wonder if a Kiki would get aroused if you watched her clean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746266
>I want my daughteru to do guy things
Unless you want her to be a tomboy I don't see the point

[Anonymous No.]

Thugdere monster girls are the best monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746268
Obviously the correct thing to do here is to reduce both humans and monstergirls to the level of dogs, then engage in wild, thoughtless bestial sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746273
Thank you very much. This'll help me in my search.

Also, what would the biggest Monster Girl be? Why is everything in the Ocean so big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746268
The Order is said to lose, not the human race, how about you save your high and mighty crap AFTER you beat us, if the day ever comes, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
Its all about her so I imagine heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746210
I want to get off Chubby Alp Senpai's wild ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746276
>Whatever makes her happy
I guess.

>>13746283
It's actually more about doing things together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746284

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746284
My man
Not nearly enough stories about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746286
Queen of Hearts/Wendigo pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746288
Probably Giant or Titans.
Maybe Dragons in their Dragon firm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746288
Whale monster girl obviously

>>13746287
Why so salty anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746293
I want to cuddle her when nobody is looking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746288
What are you planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746234
What's it like having the faggiest taste possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746284
>implying kuudere isn't the best
What trickery is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746301
The .less you know Anon

The better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
>There are more cats than me
>Is there something I should knozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746288
>spoiler
Doesn't it have something to do with gravity being less intense underwater and having substantial amounts of potential food? I hate thinking about the oceans, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746268
How many Druellas have GER?
How many humans have GER.
Checkmate Druellaists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746307
Hi Nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746310
Hi anon, how are the kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147

>"These are all terrible"
>"Yeah, I know."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746311
My succubus daughteru just started prostituting, so we're both proud. She's growing up so fast, it seems like just yesterday my waifu gave birth to her. Funny how that was two weeks ago. How the days go by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746314
How delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746318
Thank you, and you Nyanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746314
>prostituting
>not dicking her yourself
Cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746319
That wasn't me. Numerous and adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746227
>Not laying with both, the werewolf security guard, the Troll gardener, the minotaur head of facilities, as well as the P'Orc chef at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746323
You forgot to call him beta

[Anonymous No.]

>XCOM MG Terror Edition

>It's been who knows how long
>You don't know how, but you somehow know there are 13 of them coming at your squad
>Every skittering step is like a needleshot to your nerves
>You can just hear their voices, their saber like legs and see their bright, yellow eyes
>Nii chans~, come play with ussssss
>We just want to be part of youuuuuuuuuu
>Oh god oh god why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746240
Nah, Alps are alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746327
Indeed I did, my mistake.

Thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746332
I'd play vidya and slowly dick an Alp on a couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746326
>Not laying with both, the werewolf security guard, the Troll gardener, the minotaur head of facilities, as well as the P'Orc chef and the kunoichi bodyguard at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746335
See, that's the right approach. Unlike the dense approach which leads to orifices gaped by huge black dildos that would make a stallion self conscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746118
>>13746146
I want to find an old abandoned Kiki and cuddle her and love her!

I don't even like meidos, but I love healing older women and making them feel special and loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746338
>Not laying with both, the werewolf security guard, the Troll gardener, the minotaur head of facilities, as well as the P'Orc chef, the kunoichi bodyguard and the tanuki accountant at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
>"What the fuck, anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>fucking abominations
>being a heretical cuck
>falling for the jewukis lies

I know none of those feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746339
That's...oddly specific and disturbingly graphic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345
Stop being a bad goy, there's nothing wrong with Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345
>abominations
Burn
>Heresy
Yes
>Cuck
No
>focusing on jewnukis
>trusting any monster
I thought you were good at your job paladin kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746341
Why even bother with some smelly used up kiki? Go get yourself a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746343
>>Not laying with both, the werewolf security guard, the Troll gardener, the minotaur head of facilities, as well as the P'Orc chef, the kunoichi bodyguard,the tanuki accountant, and the cockatrice driver at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746341
>No CC sugermomma to help feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345
>not getting hot, loyal waifus
>not getting them to help you fight scum like Cuckella

Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746354
You know I think we'll need a bigger staff. And also more employees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746353
There's a special hell reserved for people who mistreats kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345
>fucking abominations
Abominations are cute! CUTE!
>being a heretical cuck
monsters never cuck you, ever.
>falling for the jewukis lies
Tanukis are good girl that just want to help you, for a price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746353
But I don't want a young one. If a girl is younger than me it's immediately a turn off, and just plain boring.

I like older women, and I like making them feel young, happy, and loved! I like being the person they can always look to for a smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345
>hugging abominations
>taking care of abominations who won't leave your side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632223
Maid type: Vampire
Name: Marion
Personality: Polite, intelligent and curious.
Statement: I think I understand the general idea now Master. Perhaps if you’d like I can try playing together with you?
Notes: Brings her own entertainment system and books. Blood vials and SE Crystals will be provided by MGC Maid Central for as long as they are needed.

Marion came in contact with MGC Maid Central at the age of 16, being forced out of her home due to an ongoing conflict between her older sister and her mother. Being unable to safely stay in her mother’s mansion and having her valuable collection “set ablaze and blown to pieces”, Marion sought out a new home at MGC Maid Central. Marion was quickly recognized by various teachers to have a talent for serving others and had no issues with her maid training, rolling through her years and finishing her final maid exam at the age of 19 without any issues.

Our interviewer Kikimora seemed to be getting along with Marion quite well and commented that “for a cold corpse with malformed teeth, you actually know how to keep a place clean”. The Kikimora interviewer describes Marion as an “orderly and classical looking girl from better times where maids still received spankings for not wearing their uniforms properly”. Marion prefers to wear an older red colored variant of the current standard maid uniforms for maids. These uniforms were supplied to her without issue on her request as they would otherwise go unused.
Following a more classical look, Marion has fairly long hair. Which she keeps orderly tied into a ponytail which hangs behind her head. Her long hair and classical maid outfit go well alongside Marion’s small breasts, but tall and slender body. Marion prefers to avoid wearing any jewelry, aside from a small crystal amulet around her neck. Marion mentioned that this heirloom was sent to her by her mother, as gift for growing up.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13746353
>not banging a MILF kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746360
>for a price.
No man wazeba ruined by tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746347
Dindukis can all fuck off back the sewers they came from. Final solution when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746365
[Profile continued]

As a maid Marion has an excellent performance, performing her duties as quick as a young Kikimora in training. Marion will generally work swift and silently, while not disturbing her Master. Marion however enjoys conversation and may occasionally initiate idle chatter with her Master about just about any topic, preferring to talk about books, theater and videogames. Snack and food wise, her Master will not have to worry. Despite being undead, Marion is a good cook and even enjoys consuming food for its taste. Her Master can always expect some form of a snack to be put near him when Marion is around.

Marion is a rather curious person, and one can often find her observing others and trying out new things. Her future Master can expect Marion to ask him if he mind if she observes whatever he is doing. Once Marion gets a general idea of the activity she generally will ask if she can give the activity a try too. Please be noted that Marion is a quick learner and tends to quickly become skilled at whatever hobby or activity she performs.

[Profile continued in next reply]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746370
[Profile continued]

When not performing any duties one can find Marion playing videogames on her Monster-station in her room (or living room if allowed). Marion enjoys playing together with others, and will happily offer her Master to play together with her. It is worth noting that during her training at MGC Maid Central, Marion was responsible for organizing several “Call of Monster” and “Mortal Rape” tournaments with the other maids. Marion has won more than one of these tournaments and thus can be considered highly skilled.
Aside from videogames Marion also enjoys spending time reading various books and occasionally visiting theater and cabaret shows. Marion has stated to be willing to take her Masters to such shows if he is interested.

MGC Maid Central recommends Marion to a Master who enjoys swift and silently working maid, who is always open to learn new things.

Warning: Contract will be voided and altered to a marriage registration if Marion’s future Master were to feed Marion his own blood. A Master is recommended to offer the supplied synthetic blood unless he is absolutely sure of his actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345
I want to work for a Tanuki!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Tanuki whose fetish is reckless spending.
>Every month she puts some money in a special account for me to spend as recklessly as I want
>At the end of the month, we go over the bank statements
>The more wasteful and impulsive the purchase, the hornier she gets
>"Oh you bad boy, you spent all of momma's money on junk. Come here and let me show you what I do to bad go- bad boys"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746365
>>13746370
>>13746372
Always glad to see more of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345
>I know none of those feels
I bet its a good feeling too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746353
>not power washing her womb with your seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746365
>>13746370
>>13746372
Lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746373
You know what Tanuki is missing?
Pixel art of her attending a shop for a group of adventurers looking to buy her endgame-tier equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746365
>>13746370
>>13746372
Fukkin nice man, thanks for the delivery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746147
My shameful past!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746360
>>13746347
>>13746373
>>13746374
>>13746381

>Boyim
>YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746345

>Not wanting to make love to a Shoggoth
>Not wanting to fly in the night with a Nightgaunt
>Not wanting to have your mind flayed by a Star Spawn of Cthulhu
>Not wanting to be chased through the fourth dimension by the Hounds of Tindalos
>Not wanting to embrace Communion with The Thing From Outer Space
>Not wanting to fall over dead from a heart attack at the sight of Nyarlathotep-chan having her palms licked by beasts
>Not wanting to journey into the Ghooric Zone where Shoggoths wallow on the beach and be locked there for all eternity
>Not wanting to say Hathor the Unspeakable's name three times, not once, not five times, but three and bring about the Memenarok
>Not wanting to play the flute with Azatoth the Blind Mad-God
>Not wanting to turn Yogg-Saron into your waifu.

...

Could they have been saved?

I am the lucid dream. The monster in your nightmares. The fiend of a thousand faces. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH.

YOUR WILL IS NO LONGER YOUR OWN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746365
>>13746370
>>13746372
>Vampire misstress never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746158
Material of an impoverished Ryu reluctantly working for money to keep her shrine by being a maid, waitress, or barmaid when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746385
Why are eldritch monstergirls so chuuni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746381
>"Well it's okay, I'm sure the equipment you currently have is more than enough to beat Kloforax the Timeless One..."
>"Hmm?... So you do have gold to spend after all. Well here take a look."
>"Well of course it's expensive buddy, these weren't easy to obtain."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746372
Are these on a pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746393
>Sneaky rat tanuki
>Not a kuudere Tanuki who has been helping out her patrons from the sidelines by selling them indeed powerful items and equipment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746365
>>13746370
>>13746372
Guy who made the request here, thanks, would have blood sucked by/10.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/Jtie6r27JeU?t=29

>TFW we'll never see Amazons do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746328
>Yandere Chryssalid Girls
I think my gun is looking quite appetizing right now, wouldn't you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746385
>that pic

Not enticing. Death to abominations, and those that love them, and their households.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746352
>implying some rape beast wouldn't leave you a broken sweaty mess
>implying she wouldn't move on to the next guy while you watch asking for more

You're going to get cucked by a pelvis breaker anon, they are heartless beasts. Bring Ilias into your life before it's to late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746409
>Chrysallid sprints across the map.
>Runs up to your assault who wasn't able to get out of range.
>Scoops up your assault and gives him a tight hug, pressing his face into her breasts.
>Drops him.
>Takes 8 damage and gets the nose-bleed status.

Man this game is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746385
>Yogg-Saron
Ya blew it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746393
>you will never purchase a Claimh Solais from a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746419
Would it be alright if I brought my life into Illias instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746419
>Illias
>The lying, genocidal cuntbitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746419
Are there stalker-tier Onee-san Paladins with J cup breasts? Do they bake cookies for you, and let you use their titties as pillows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746430
Who is also a hypocrite and a monster herself

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, Trader Anon, going to continue my story on Anonkun in 30 minutes, http://anonkun.com/stories/monster-girl-engagement/SFsYm33TcSXz3zcdw/home
While you wait for me to type up the Session's start check up on all the bullshit I wrote in the appendix section!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746433
This image makes me cringe so hard for some strange reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746439
Maybe you don't like characters you like made into women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746433
I want her to stay human but Start drinking holst milk after catching me eyeing one's chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746439
That shota looks like a massive cunt to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746443
>shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746422
What would the other Alien girls be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746439
What doesn't make someone cringe in these threads? No, really. Is there anything unanimously liked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746365
>>13746370
>>13746372

MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

MGC Maid Central apologizes for the slow matching proces and appreciates your patience.

Have a Kiki-tastic day!

>>13746400
MGC Maid Central wishes you and Marion the best of luck and a good future.

>>13746395
See above. One can also find the first round of matching at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

In addition one can find the listed butler requests at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

>>13746387
In the future anon, i'll keep it in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746450
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746430
>>13746434
Have you truly fallen so far? You now spout lies in favor of the monstrosities? For the love of illias please stop worshiping the demons and set yourself back on the path of holiness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746450
Monstergir- oh wait there are people that hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746460
>RPing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746460
>Genocidal
>Controlling
>Holds humanity back
>Because of her lies, humanity still hasn't harnessed electricity
Fuck that, I'm gonna worship a goddess who actually cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746422
>Takes 8 damage
>Not 15

[Anonymous No.]

Love has changed.

It's no longer about handholding, kissing under the stars or sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. It's an endless series of proxy flirtations, performed by monsters and machines. Love, and its consumption of pelvises, has become a well-oiled machine.

Love has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746456
>Have a Kiki-tastic day!
Oh I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471

That looks beyond retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
Love was never real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
Oh. Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
D-does she still have her vag? I need to know for mecha reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
>Mecha Ushi
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746443
He's pretty lIKEable in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746468
This ain't long dong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746482

What do you think that beige bit of armor at crotch level is hiding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
I'd like that more if it wasn't for that face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
>That "western" style face
0/10, would go to tumblr if I wanted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746488
Could be a USB port for all I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
Wuuuuuuuuut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746165
>implying I don't lift 3 times a week with my jinko waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746495

It's some retarded donut steel from an autist who pushes his shit like it's the Law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
Can love bloom on the battlefield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
Please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746502

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Vhere are your papers? Vhat is your name?"
>"Ja, I see...you have good canidae frau at home, ja? Go along then, make many good, strong hündchen for our glorious nation."
>"Be vary. There are reports of a FELIDAE prowling around, possibly looking to snatch hündchen from their cribs. They are vicked and tricky. Report to us if you see one of suspect."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746500

> Being this butthurt over new art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746500
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
Can't say I'm a fan of the lower body's design, even with eight legs there's just nothing spider-like about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746507
Well, I guess I have a fetish for accents now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746508

I'm not so much butthurt as unimpressed and pretty much unamused. It's a mechanized western art face hambeast that takes an already Black Hole of "Love" monstergirl and tries to make her 40k by attaching some rejected Kojima design for a Beauty and the Beast unit member.

If I wanted to see two worlds collide in shit taste I'd read a gnoll smut fic from /tg/ and their "toothy" vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746507
I want to live in the Wan Reich, have a strong muscled hellhound waifu and give her many daugherus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746521

Stop liking what I don't like, the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746519
I had hot russian chicks in my class.

Those were the days...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746507
I trusted my local helpful Wolf Officer will keep me and fellow human boys safe from the Feline menace!

Personally, I think Schlomo down the street might be illegally housing some cats in his attic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746507
Nope, no cats around here. Just the nice lady with all the fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746526

More like it looks beyond levels of stupid, just like Ilassa was beyond levels of stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746508
Not that guy but I'm probably one of the biggest ushifags here and that thing's probably the first piece of art she's had that I refuse to safe. He has a point about the face being ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you make sure your daughteru brushes her teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746409

>With the strength of half a dozen scared men you fired your laser pointers and threw enough grenades to level a building
>You all lived
>But the scariest, most horrifying thing?
>They aren't even harmed
>They simply got tired and slept from all of that
>Carefully you extracted them in special containment pods back in the Skyranger
>They were kept on a special glass 'wildlife preserve room' for the scientists to gawk and study
>But every time you pass through to meet the commander
>You always had to walk past that room
>And they always, ALWAYS ask
"That was fun Onii-chan~, can we do that again?"
>Commander, why do you do this to me?!, I'd rather face the Harpy Floaters
>Sure they have turbo thrusters in place of wings and are the embodiment of rage
>But at least they're still humanlike, instead of these, crawling, skittering abominations
"Nee-san that's mean, don't be like that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746372
>>13746370
>>13746365
God's work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746538
I tell her to, once.
She knows that I don't repeat myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746534

> Dragging unrelated OCs into this

That time of the thread everybody! Remember to report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746538
Explain why proper oral hygiene is important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746544
>stop mentioning OCs when talking about OCs
not liking art isn't a reportable offence. This isn't a safe space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746548

You're deliberately trying to start a boogeyman which IS a reportable offense. Dislike art all you lik but fuck off for trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746508
I know, right? At this rate my triple horse cock futa Cait Sith might not get the adoration it deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746551
>boogeyman
That would apply if I was talking about an actual person, I'm not. Characters can't be boogiemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746551
>boogeymaning IS a reportable offense
I doubt it, but go on, report him if you think you're in the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746551
>boogeyman
You sure like your buzzwords anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you fags have anything better to do other than shitflinging several consecutive times in a single thread?

I'll give you guys something to have a slappyfight over:
Werecats > Werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746560
Eh, both have their charms. Whichever you prefer, man. It's no hair off my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746551

>I'm trying to boogeyman

You know what other OCs people thought were stupid aside from that Ushi-Oni with its disgusting western art face?

Ilassa, trying to break the KC canon and being "muh grey territory" Lilim.

Claire with her barbed wedding tackle, the Gozer the Gnoll-Girl with her Not!Futa bulge, and Leona the "submissive" Manticore.

I'd have named them off but they aren't as jarringly stupid and against the grain as Ilassa is to Lilims that the mechanized Ushi-Oni is to her entire race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746562
Godammit, why do you have to be reasonable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746560
>werewolves are loyal
>werecats will sell you for a fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
Hot.
Reminds of this.
No, but seriously, I'd like it if it were 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746560
I'd rather a weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746551
>he doesn't like this OC!
>He has a different opinion than me! HUE I report you

Anon you're such a fucking faggot holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746565
Can't help it, I'm all spent. Come back to me in a few hours, I can do better. Worse. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746560
SHUT UP AND FLING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746438
And we are live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746560
Werecats get do little love in the shadow of faggot cats and Jinkos. Come to think of it, Nekomata are barely mentioned either. It's chuffs and smug butts all the time when cat girls come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746471
>Ushi Metal Gear
>Fallout quote
Huuuurrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746519
Welcome to the accent fetish brother.
Why is it so appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746584
How many guys you know own cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746560

>Werewolves are loyal to a fault
>Will lick the roof of your mouth during french kissing
>Will assert dominance on you in bed through positions like cowgirl, reverse piledriver (Amazon), and have a sex drive that will make you chug Sunny D like a motherfucker with 10 Whopping Vitality against Gravelord Nito
>Will protect your smile
>Can possibly turn into their original Wolf-Man form to murder your enemies or her rival lovers if the writer so chooses it

>Werecats are human-sized cats
>Capricious, aloof, will yowl incessantly when you leave her outside for too long
>Will only fuck you when she's in the mood and never before
>Has to have a back rub and a tummy rub and a scratch behind the ears before she's ready to rumble
>Only upgrades into Cheshire Cat
>Downgrades into Cait Sith

Honestly, fuck the normal werecats. Unless you're a Nekomata or a Baneneko I want my fucking WereSchwarzwolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746539
Would interrogation basically be throwing a single rookie one of the cells and waiting until the captive girl is willing to talk?
If that's the case there'd be a lot of marriages after the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746589
Three. One also owns dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746591
>Baneneko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746595
Your friends are a bunch of faggots anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746600
Tell me something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746598

Whatever the ghost cats are called, Baelish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746604
If I pull her tail will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746606

It'd bring about a long fall out of a circular door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746608
She's a big cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746610

For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746593
More like dangling a rookie in front of them and the one who coughs up the most useful info gets him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746589
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the proper spelling Monstergirl or Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746628
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746628
Monster-Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746603
The first vertebra of your neck is called atlas because it holds up your head.

>>13746622
Fag.

What breed/color?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746589
I own one cat and one dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746560

I'm a big fan of both. There's something undeniably sexy about werecats and catgirls though.

>>13746584

Werecats will probably get a popularity boom if/when KC incorporates the updated design (>>13743502
) into the article. Who knows when that will ever be, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746641
>What breed/color?
One is a Bombay, and the other is a Calico with black/brown/orange/and white fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746585
Poor bait is poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746568
How do you spend all that time carefully rendering and not realize that she's got a fivehead?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons you know the best way to dislike a particular animal fast? Having to clean up after them often.

>Dad's basement is rented out to a bunch of Harpy's from the tropics
>Make an entire mess of the place but all the tools are there and they pay on time
>Get told to clean up after them since they pay more than the necessary amount
>Every day you hear their squawking and incessant chatter, all six of them
>The bigger Blue and Gold Macaw harpies always push around everyone else and the most loudest
>The green pair are smaller and tend to keep to themselves
>The yellow crested cockatoo Harpy is small, but that bitch is insane in the membrane
>The final one is barely five feet tall African Gray, and honestly isn't that bad
>Do the cleaning when they're out on town
>The basement is a dump, trash everywhere, bugs in places and uneaten food in the worst shades possible
>You get to work, washing down everything else with wipes and a hose.
>By the time they're back you're opening the windows to aerate the place
>And they tease you around once more
>And you politely, but forcefully keep your smile and walk back upstairs in your thankfully soundproof room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746687
Funny, it's the same way with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>'Sup, nerd?
>What'cha doin'? Just dweebin' it up? Nice collared shirt, did your mom buy it for ya?
>Hey, I'm a few bucks short for lunch. You got me covered, right?
>You. Me. Under the bleachers after school. Be there or I won't be wearing these shades next time I see ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746714
You look like a hippie dyke form the 70's and those shades are ridiculous, just like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW we don't have enough Warhammer MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746714
You sure that's a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746714
Hold on, I need to check what year I am. your attire is making me feel like I accidentally went back in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746730

Retro is chic.

>>13746726

She's just pettanko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746714
>pull fire extinguisher from wall
>soak her but good
>got detention but never be bullied again

Feels good to be gangsta.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /mgt/, have some Cerea that got finished a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746714
Wh-What happens if I tell the Medusa that I won't let her bully me or my collared shirts any longer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746588
Cute.
Loen being great as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746745

Why hello there, diamond erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746745
That belly looks lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746745
Well that's...lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746745
>frontgina

HUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746746

>Bullying intensifies
>Uses her stare to petrify your dick before gym class
>Won't stop using the tip of her tail to touch you in sensitive places during lectures
>Administers swirlies and locker-stuffing
>Eventually slithers on home, goes immediately to her room and puts on headphones so she doesn't have to hear her parents arguing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746745
Why such a heavy blurring effect around the area where the upper and lower bodies meet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746723
But Warhammer has catgirls and space elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746763
Loen's know for using blur. He's the J.J. Abrams of the drawfriends after all
Except blur instead of lens flares
Personally, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746762
>goes immediately to her room and puts on headphones so she doesn't have to hear her parents arguing

Yeah. Yeah, I know that feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746770
I do suppose. It's pretty noticeable around her ears and hands too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746762
So she's dealing with some pain of her own. I wonder how she'll deal after my 8 lizargirl neesans whip her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746779
>So she's dealing with some pain of her own.

Who isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746745
Forgot to ask, which should get a drawing next?
Dhampir or Medusa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746792
Don't get philosophical on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
I-fuck, that's a hard one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799

Haven't you done Dhampir before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746762
Oh, I know that feeling very well. Well, if bullying me helps her escape and offers a method to vent out her frustrations, then I guess I don't mind.

Though maybe someday she'll be willing to just talk about her feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello Anons. Can you tell me the single most ingrained piece of thread canon there is? The one so universally agreed on that not only is it used in every instance it comes up, but everyone believes it is actually canon?

Protip: You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746800
Just a fact of life, man. We all suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki time.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>Sometimes, you just have to take a moment to stop and marvel at how wonderful Kikimoras can be
>Since Hera and Maya have moved in, your life has changed so much
>You finally have a job now, one that suits you very well
>Maya's gut feeling on the web development position was startlingly accurate
>The duties your new employer has set out for you all come very easily, and you usually really enjoy them
>You've had this job for two months now, but it only seems like a week has passed since the interviewer hired you immediately after your first video meeting
>The pay is fairly decent as well
>Hera seems more than happy with you, she has taken to humming little tunes while she cleans and she smiles much more often
>Now that you think about it, you smile a lot more often as well
>Maya still loves coming in to your room and sitting in your lap as you work
>Although you haven't checked, you are sure she still wears her latex panties very often, if not all the time
>There are times when it becomes very difficult to conceal your erection between your legs when you hear the squeak or the snap of them as the little Kiki adjusts herself

>You had suggested enrolling Maya in the Maid Academy, but Hera had immediately vetoed it
>'I am more than well qualified enough to teach her on my own, Master. Besides, I'm not exactly welcome there after what happened with my last contract.' she had said
>You didn't mind though
>It's very cute to see little Maya following her mother around while she cleans
>Seeing the way the young Kikimora's bright green eyes light up in excitement whenever Hera teaches her something new just makes your heart melt
>It feels like Hera teaches her in a lot of other ways too, their door is locked as soon as Hera's duties are done
>Sometimes you can even hear the familiar rustling of feathers behind it
>You can't help but wonder how many times a room can be cleaned, really
>It happens almost every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746811
Having a waifu is a perfectly acceptable practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746758
There's nothing there, faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746821
>more latex lolibutt
Oh baby

[Anonymous No.]

Lion
Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Dhampir a human shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746834
Fuck off Bob

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be kind to your familiar/packmule as you travel, gain experience and get loot.

Or don't, they're just familars/packmules anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746837
That's a rather unimpressive looking rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746835
Fuck off, filthy vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Dhampir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746831
Yes, there is. I believe Loen himself said he was gonna add it, and that's what the blur was for. I can see the slit clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
An incredibly chuuni Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Dhampir then, thanks for voting anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746840
I want a plump familiar to carry around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746855
YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Medusa.
She's never got art.
Also, twintails suck, how about a ponytail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746855
I'm curious, are you going to draw her as she appears in her profile artwork, or are you going to change up the base design a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746840

I want to bully a Cait Sith familiar by giving her a tummy rub in my lap and telling her I wouldn't dick her even if it were an inflatable latex balloon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746840
I want a true mule girl as my packmule!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746861
Same as her profile, but I will change her outfit a little bit. Also with a rapier because thats pretty much all that describes a dhampir, red eyes, fangs and a rapier. And maybe the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746821
>A week or so ago, you and Hera got together to order a bunch of miniature cleaning supplies for Maya
>They arrived earlier this morning; you can't wait for your maids to take their usual pre-dinner break so you can surprise the little Kiki
>Now that you aren't addicted to wasting time on the internet, the three of you have gotten very close
>It has taken you awhile to realize it, but you've definitely been starting to think of Maya as your own daughter
>Wait, would that make Hera your wife?
>You guess it would.
>Being in a relationship is an utterly foreign concept to you
>You've never never been in one and you had resigned yourself to the single life many years ago
>Relationships were for other people, you've never imagined yourself actually having one
>Still, you wouldn't mind getting... closer to Hera
>Being around her is so easy, and she always seems to know exactly what's on your mind and how to talk about it
>Her way of talking about it is almost always sexual in some way, but that's just fine
>Having to repress her basic, natural urges for years and years after being all but abandoned by a man who she once loved must have been really rough

>Your thoughts are interrupted by a knock at your door
>"Come in!"
>The door opens with that familiar creak and Hera strides in, closely followed by her daughter
>"Good afternoon, Master!"
>Their sweet, happy voices harmonize a little as they greet you in unison
>They stand there in front of you in their matching black and white frilly maid uniforms, tails wagging expectantly
>"Hey ladies."
>Your eyes lock with Hera's and you exchange a knowing smile
>"Maya? How about you come over here, mama and I got you a little something."
>You slide a large, plain-looking cardboard box out from under your desk with your foot
>The little Kiki cocks her head to the side with a curious expression on her face as she eyes the box
>Hera strips off her tight rubber cleaning gloves and takes a seat on the edge of your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746873
That's sweet.

I've been in a bit of a Castlevania jive lately, so it's nice to see more content pertinent to dhampir/vampires and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746851
No, he said he was going to give the impression that there was something just to add to the lewd which is why you see a tiny shadow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746880
Is the Dhampir a wicked child?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprGpKaqbNE

[Anonymous No.]

HEY LOEN, SETTLE THIS!

>>13746881
>>13746851
>>13746831
>>13746758

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746799
Hornet and Satella from the Rance series being babysat by Kamilla.
That or a Wurm with her head trapped in a vending machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746886
>>13746799
Also I'd suggest Medusa with glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746843
Her rump is unimpressive to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746892
With a Seeing-Eye-Human to guide her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746884
Despite being half Vampire, she has a heart of fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZZ3o7lXvo
>>13746892
Loen already settled on the Dhampir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746885
Settle what? She doesnt have anything there. The most I could do for an implied vagina would be a small shadow. Tried pubes too but they wouldnt look right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746895
Regular glasses, not blindy glasses.
Though those work too.

>>13746897
>Hampir
Truly he went with the overly hammish girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746897
This sounds delightfully chuuni. Perfect for a Dhampir on her quest to confront her mother and yell at her for not letting her go to a concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746897
Nah screw Dhampir, do
>>13746892
It's kawaii as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746899
Are you Loen? Prove it. Sketch something quick, say, a succubus bitch slapping an alp. Don't care if it's chibi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746909

Are there more of these? I have to know if there's a swole as fuck Clydesdale Centaur to contrast to Cerea being a maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746892
Medusa with glasses, I like that idea. To keep both parties happy lets go with both Dhampir and Medusa. That kinda made the votation pointless but oh well.
>>13746910
>alp
Good try, sorry anon, I dont like alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746917
It was at the end of MM Episode 1.
So, hopefully we'll see more. Either centaurs or harpies next week, perhaps?

>Melusine
>Hot ass draconian-lamia with wings
>Wings are still useless
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746929
Useless meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746925
Neither do I, hence the bitch slapping. Okay, how about anon taking a bite out of a blushing barometz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746909
I want to date that Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746925
>Managed to convince Loen to do both
Christ, do I have some sort of charisma bonus to people who like cute ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

I want two Alps to have sex, and post-coitus for one of them to ask the other if what they just did was double-gay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746925
>I dont like alps.
Hey, what did Alps ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be part of a handpicked elite police force of Paladins who wear self-sufficient power armor that can put humans in equal grounds with even the strongest of monstergirls and protect the weared from any magic effect, with the duty to derploy and maintain order in MGC in case crazy shit gets out of hand in the city and protect the weak from the wicked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746938
See, I told you dumping points in charisma would end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746943
He doesn't have shit taste and most people know cancer is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746947
>derploy

Not sure if typo or subtle jab at the paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746947
Vanquish armor is cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746951
Typo, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746954
No, shh, it was totally intentional

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746942
>Two random guys live in an area with no Monster Girls
>Desperate to get laid
>Find out about Alps
>Think the idea of getting lesbian sex is hot
>Both decide to Alp for hot yuri action
>Halfway through they both get really bored
>Suddenly realize neither is attracted to girls
>Realize they can't change back
>The gravity of the situation slowly begins to sink it to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746937
It's just a shame that hemorrhagin means the venom destroys blood cells and capillaries, it doesn't give you a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746878
>The smell of cardboard, packing peanuts and plastic wrap wafts up as you cut the top of the box with your house keys and open it
>The tiny, excited Kikimora on the other side of the box gasps audibly as you take out the first item
>A rectangular box covered in black velvet; inside of it is a small, child-sized feather duster
>The little tool inside is very well made, it has a polished wooden handle inlaid with gold lettering that says 'MAYA'
>The feathers in it look extremely similar to Hera's, because that's whose they are
>It is customary for Kikimoras to use their own shed feathers in the dusters that they pass down to their daughters
>It's also common for an old Kikimora to request that upon her death, all or a portion of her tail feathers go in to the dusters of her descendants
>You had sent some of Hera's feathers to Feathery Memories, a company that specializes in creating dusters from Kikimora feathers
>Each duster comes with a certificate with the names and family trees of all the Kikimoras who has a feather in it
>Maya's certificate is fairly blank; the only Kikis listed are Her, Hera and your grandparent's old Kiki
>Hera has been using the the late maid's duster that had been on display over the hearth in your living room, and both of you agreed that ti'd be appropriate if one of her feathers was included as well

>Maya takes her duster reverently into her tiny hands, eyes shining with happiness
>She is fully aware of the traditions surrounding feather dusters; you can tell just by looking at her adorable, awestruck face that she can hardly believe such an honor
>Neither you nor Hera can conceal your grins as the young maid slides her duster into her apron pocket and clutches it tightly to her chest
>"T-thank you, Master!"
>Her dark, feathery tail waves back and forth quickly as she looks to you with a beautifully happy look on her face
>You see Hera wipe a tear from her face out of the corner of your eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746957
And this is why non-transexuals should not try to be for kicks. It ends badly.

With dicks in their butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746957
I guess it succs to be them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746960
That is so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746960
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746957
>no monstergirls in the area
>no demonic energy to turn them into incubi so they can alp
>it's just two dudes having sex

Fuck your greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746974
Anon let him headcanon in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746976
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746974
One of the Alp's father collected lots of demonic porn magazines and stored them in the basement. They laid them out in a pentagram so they could Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746957

>Be friend of guy who Alped to see what girl sex was like
>You told him it was a bad idea, practically begged him to not take the dive and Alp it out
>She's been begging you for sex so she knows what it feels like, but you know that's just the Succubus in her talking
>Relent and tell her you'll let her experience girl sex first hand, much to her delight
>But, you're not going to be the one fucking her
>Call in your blueberry Succubus oneesan
>In one hand, she has a bottle of lubricant
>In the other, a colossal black dildo with beads all along the shaft of it
>Her face when your Succubus oneesan smiles at her lasciviously
"A-Anon, what is this?"
>Tell her it's her opportunity to find out what girl sex is like
"B-but it only works between guys and girls!"
>Succubutt Oneesan smiles wider, holding up a hand and making a circle from her index finger and thumb, flitting her arrowhead tail tip in and out
"That's what you think, sugar-briches"
>Spend the rest of the night with headphones on to avoid the sounds of absolutely hedonistic and depraved yuri sex in the bedroom next door
>Succubutt Oneesan opens the door the next morning when you check up on her, there's a plethora of sex toys discarded nearby
>Fuzzy cuffs, anal bead tails, collars and leash, binding pole, various dildos of varying size and anatomy
>Alp-friend is on the bed, ass to the air, the cheeks a rosy color
>Her skin is starting to turn blue with the Succubus taint, eventually she'll forget she was ever a man
>Succubus oneesan smiles and traces her finger on your chin, giving you a small lick on the cheek
"When she wakes up, you can use us both to your heart's delight <3~"
>She laughs at your furious blush
"S-shut up."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746957
Man. Ancient Greece would have been absolute chaos with demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746981
Now that's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746981
Now we're cooking with DE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746981
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746960
>You see Hera wipe a tear from her face out of the corner of your eye
Jeez Hera, personal space. Nearly poked his eye out I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746987

Everything can be improved with DE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746165

Woman, I work 15-hour days, 6 on and one off building bits of track and welding other bits of track together with thermite while being several thousand kilometers away from any family or friends and without any real 'home' save the hotel rooms the railway pays for as they bounce me across the country with reckless abandon.

I'll exercise when I have free time.

I'll have free time when I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746993
Bullshit. What about bacon?

>inb4 P'ocrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746999

The answer is always P'Orcs.

Love the P'Orcs. Breed the P'Orcs.

Taste the P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747000
There's some really bad implications there you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a ghost to possess me and a random monstergirl at the same time, and then make her two new "dollies" kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747004
>makes you kiss an akaname fresh off her janitor job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747002

I don't care. I'll sproink and taste my goddamned wife if I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746960
>You aren't quite sure what to say, so you reach into the box again
>The next item isn't nearly as fancy, but the happy, squee-ing noise that Maya makes tells you it is no less meaningful
>A miniature broom.
>Maya hops up and down excitedly; her scaly yellow feet tap loudly against the floor as you slide the little broom out of its clear plastic sleeve and hand it to her
>She holds it upside down by its slender wooden handle and inspects the bristles
>The stiff straw of the bristles spring back to attention as the young Kikimora bends them with her tiny fingers
>She gives the bristles a sniff and makes her short, little humming noise as she nods in satisfaction
>Even though most of your house has been cleaned already, you can tell Maya is just about to take off on a cleaning frenzy as she turns her new broom around and gives it a few practice strokes on your hardwood floor
>"I still have one more thing for you, Maya. Then I'll let you go."
>You smile at her
>"Right!"
>The little Kiki nods and watches you take out the last item
>A package of tiny yellow cleaning gloves, just like her mother's.
>You could probably find the same exact gloves at any grocery store, but they had been included with the broom as a bonus
>"Ooooh! Can I wear them now? Mama? Master?"
>Maya coos and looks from Hera, to you, to Hera again
>The older Kikimora nods in agreement with a happy, bemused smile on her face
>Your young maid eagerly thrusts her left hand at you as you pull the plastic package open
>You take one out and gently slide it over her little hand; once it's on, the glove extends almost to her elbows to fully protect her arm feathers, just like her mother's do
>She flexes her fingers inside the smooth yellow rubber
>The glove is a little too big, but she'll grow into it in no time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746981
All this cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cntrl + F "Alp"
>80 results
>Cntrl + F any of the other monstergirls people talk about most
>Most don't reach 30
>Kikimoras barely reach 50

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to not over feed your snek.
Otherwise she'll look like that Xcom 2 'fan' pic

[Anonymous No.]

> be conscript in great fluffy army
> freezing to death because you're a no tail pleb
> didn't even get to kill a filthy fascist dog
> suddenly surrounded by warmth and fluff
>it is five tailed political officer
>something about raising moral
> hefts you over her shoulder like a bag of motherland grown potatoes
>get raped on top of a knocked out tank, while engineers are still fixing it
> in full view of a platoon of kitsune
> all of them have their way with you
> in groups of three or four
> even the engineers get their turn
> no longer cold but very tired
> Your moral has been raised many times indeed
> Such is life in the Fluffviet Union
>As you are cleaning yourself up you find a note with the political officer's name on it, thanking you for your service to the union, and a key to her room.
dare you visit her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747018
But Alp is a meme insult, so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747021
>Freezing on the field
>Fox officer comes to aid
>Think it's gonna be a relaxing moment talking to her
>Nope, generic sudden sex scene
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747018
ALP ALP ALP ALP ALP ALP ALP ALP ALP ALP

See? Nobody cares. Nice hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747021
>dare you visit her?
Yes, but pls no rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747021
I'm not a commie so I wouldn't be in this situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747032

Wayne Knight pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747040
>Wayne

Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be a Ladykiller in MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747018
It's great isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ride a wurm into the sunset!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747016
>>13746988

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747021
Probably would go. Beats whatever shit hovel I'd be sleeping in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747052
Alps are cool and all but i don't know, the fact that i consciously acknowledge that they were men just a short time ago just kills the boner for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747029
> Get drafted into fluffyviet army.
> Without the strength or the aim of the fluffy tails, your existence is more of a morale booster then a military aide.
> This position comes with the additional title of Bullet-Attractor, giving you more then enough reason to worry.
> Be running around trench, applying medical aid when possible and ferrying ammunition.
> Distant thudding can be heard in the distance, a report recognizable.
> All the fluffy tails hit the deck, the mortar shells beginning to strike in moments.
> Before you can react, be push/pulled away, onto the ground. A heavy weight almost crushes you.
> It's a soft sort of weight, and having the ability to recognize this means you're either already dead or unstruck, and you're not sure which is better.
> Lay there for minutes that feel like hours.
> After a while, the weight recedes and you stand.
> The weight was a fluffy tail, bloodstained and hobbling.
> There's a bandage over a wound on her lower body, one that you put there.
> You would thank her, but you both know there's work to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747055
Go be a fag somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747015
>Once you put her second glove on, Maya rubs her rubber covered hands together excitedly
>The yellow rubber squeaks a bit as the little Kiki interlaces her fingers and strokes her face with her hands, savoring the feeling of the soft rubber against her skin
>"What do you say, Maya?" Hera calls from the bed
>"Thank you master! Thankyou-thankyou-thankyou-thankyou!"
>Her high, excited voice goes a mile a minute as she tries to express the gravity of her thankfulness by repeating those two words as much as she can
>You sit back in your desk chair and sigh a little, however Maya cuts your relaxation short almost immediately
>She jumps into your arms and hugs you tightly, still happily repeating her little mantra
>Blushing and smiling awkwardly, you wrap your arms around the tiny maid and hold her close for a moment
>Even though she is rather loud and very wiggly, you really enjoy holding her small, warm body so close to yours
>She pulls away from you after a bit and directs her thanks to her mother now
>"Uuuhuuhuuu~ I was afraid you'd forgotten me!"
>Hera smiles smugly as she pulls her daughter onto her lap and tenderly cradles her in her arms
>"Mama, No! I don't forget about you!"
>Maya stares her mother in the eye, pouting indignantly
>"I know, my dear... I know."
>This time, Hera's smile is a lot more genuine
>She pulls her daughter's feathery head in close and fondles her floppy ears
>The little Kikimora hums happily and affectionately nuzzles against her mother's neck
>You sit there smiling and watching them for awhile
>Eventually though, Hera breaks the content, peaceful silence that has fallen over the room
>"Are you hungry, Master? Would you like us to cook you some dinner?"
>"Sure!"
>You nod enthusiastically, giving Maya her gifts had taken a lot longer than you expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747061
What was he even doing with that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747059

Alps are literally just a different named Succubus that used to be men. For all intents and purposes they're the same monster that a normal Succubus is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747064
Being an al-- fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747065
Yeah, but not every Succubus was just a man with gay tendencies, some of them were born that way of were just normal women that got "super powered"

It's just the fact that they were men that just messes with my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747063
Something's about to go down in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747065
But they are not succubutts. Succubutts are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747065
They're really just a condition and not an actual species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747021
I don't know, is she going to expect me to perform again? Because I'd rightfully be pretty beat after that.

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically speaking, if you were dropped into MGE's fantasy setting as you are right now, which monster girl would you want as your monogamous gee effu?

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin with Kitsune daughter writefag where are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747073
So a disease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
I'd probably Alp because I'm both unlucky and a sissy.

I don't like cock that much but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Chubby Alp Senpai wants to make you Chubby Alp Kouhai!
and then when both of you phase into phase 2 become fat Alp Senpai and Kouhai
What do you do!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
None of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Manticore. I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747085
I have nothing better to do, so why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747067

I didn't mean it by that way with the Succubi coming from men with "I want to be the girl" tendencies (Not necessarily gay, just MAMANOMANA pulling a monkey's paw).

I meant it as in unless you specfically asked a matured and full-blooded Alp what she identified as, she'd tell you she was a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747094
>I'm bored
>So let me change my gender and increase my weight by about 75 pounds.
That's some odd reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747066

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Lilim. All that protection, all that skill in the sack.

Something I'd be more likely to attain though? holstaur, vanilla (or better yet blueberry) succubus or a dark priest. Maybe find a way to train up to attain a lizardman or hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747085
Leave for Ghost /a/ already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747079
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747097
My life sucks anyway. If CAS wants to reenact some of her weird fucked up /d/ fetishes I just don't think I could muster the will to care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Want? The same than I want now, a vampire.A different thing is being able to make it, with all the monstergirls out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
I hate the named lilim, but lilim. Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven. Or maybe a pharaoh.

If you mean what are any of us likely to get? Succubutts. They're by far the most common monstergirl in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Wurm, always Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
A seasoned, motherly succubus that knows I'm going to alp and would teach me how to grow into my new role and enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747108
>They're by far the most common monstergirl in MGE
Actually the most common monstergirls are the devil bugs and the mousegirls, according to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747104
Wants to see you gangbanged by bull mastiff and Alaskan malamutes in a shit covered bathroom. And I mean shit covered, walls, floor and ceiling.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747111
Alternatively, a vampire that was expecting a husband candidate but would settle for a gofer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747116
>gofer
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747111
Wow you really love the dick, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Wyvern. Cute, loyal, strong, and a badass personal mount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747114
Leave. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076

I must resist temptation and preserve my chastity until I get a cat or fox waifu. No siths pls. I don't hate them but I don't really want one as my significant other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747108
I hope this extends to dormice and hinezumi because fuck large mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747063
>The two maids extricate from each other and stand up
>Maya takes off running for the kitchen, brandishing her broom and her feather duster wildly
>Hera bows to you with a smile and follows, tail swishing happily through the air behind her

>Once dinner is ready, Hera calls you in and the three of you eat the spaghetti that your maids have lovingly prepared
>Maya clutches her duster and broom together in one gloved hand as she awkwardly shovels the delicious, saucy pasta into her mouth with the other
>From the sour look on her mother's face and the tapping of her scaly, high-heeled foot on the floor, she seems none too pleased with the crass and animalistic way the little Kiki is eating
>"Honestly Maya, sometimes I think I should still make you wear a bib..."
>You try to conceal your smile by shoving a large forkful of spaghetti onto your mouth
>The way Hera gets frustrated when things get unnecessarily dirty is oddly endearing to you
>The older Kikimora is able to contain herself after her little comment though, and the rest of the meal is uneventful

>You return to your room to finish off your work for the day after Hera clears the table
>A lot of time passes, and you begin to wonder what happened to your older maid
>Usually she is in here cleaning by now
>Curiosity builds as the seconds drag by, what the hell is going on?
>This deviation from the extremely consistent norm has you more worried than you'd like
>Eventually, you are just about ready to get up and try to find your Kikis
>Right as you begin to stand up, you freeze.

>Knock knock.
>There we go!
>Knock knock knock.
>"Come in!"
>It seems like she's ignoring you
>A few moments pass in silence
>KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.
>Does she want you to answer it or something?
>That must be it.
>You go to open the door to your room
>It creaks open, and the sight before you makes your heart attempt a set of oplympic backflips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747124
Hey fuck you, if you're him, you/he's the one saying he'd do anything, no matter how /d/. I want to see how committed he is to the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747114
Alright now that's my breaking point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747114
>And I mean shit covered, walls, floor and ceiling.

react like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geLnpGmQAQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747112
Well, succusluts are the most common one that don't constitute a pest control problem. I guess dormouse and hinezumi can be excepted from that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747128
Oooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747132
You're weak son, that ain't even the /d/est scenario I could come up with, but this is not the place for it, so good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747136
Ah, thanks man, I needed a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
A Red Oni or any of the Smug Squad.
If I run into a Cait Sith, Imma punt her off a cliff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747094
>>13747085
>Fat alp senpai and fat alp kohai
.....
I would spoil the two of them so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Amazon. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747153
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
What I'd want: Cyclops, Holstaur, or Kiki

What I'd get: Large Mouse, Were-Cat or some other common race

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Yuki-Onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747153
Go grind your cooking, Shirou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Without a shred of doubt an Oomukade. They have a reputation of viscousness that will ward off most predators. Their venom I can use to sell as a drug or coat my weapons in them for extra deadliness.

I can even get cuddle hugs from her and not even feel hurt or cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747172
>Coat your weapons in MGE oomukade venom
>Your enemies are now addicted to being cut by you
That's some crazy hard S&M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747128
Dis gun be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747073
They really should have been part of the setting info rather than their own profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747180
And the best part is that I can quickly get amass a drugged up brigade to carve out a small plot for me to live. But chances are I'm probably going to have to hire a Lich to help me ween them off the drug. If I'm going to be stuck might as well make my slice of the world a little better when I leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747180
Oomukade venom doesn't have addictive properties though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747168
Now I want a Luvia amazon waifu. Is that even possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747149
But Anon you are the Fat Alp Kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747202
Not in this reality.
I'm the one who get's to help the two out with their spirit energy needs.
I'm quite handy with Anon's gone alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747128
>You are dumbstruck.
>You just stand there for a long time, taking in the sight n front of you
>Hera is there of course, but Maya is too
>Light from your room and the hallway shines off of the twin, black, latex maid outfits your Kikimoras are wearing
>Their latex dresses are almost exactly the same as their cloth counterparts, save for the material they are made with
>These dresses seem a lot tighter though
>They are also wearing black latex opera-length gloves that end in white latex frills just below their armpits
>Hera grins at you lustily; her large, ample bust is being squeezed and beautifully accentuated by the tight black latex that encases it
>A faint jingling, clinking noise distracts you from the first latex maid
>The noise is coming from around Maya's head; a thick leather collar is buckled strictly around her neck, the jingling is coming from the metal clasps of the leash attached to her collar as she wags her tail excitedly
>Her mother holds the other end of the plain black leash with part of it wrapped around her wrist
>Maya's latex maid uniform is just as tight as her mother's, her tiny, erect nipples poke into the shiny black material and stand out on her otherwise completely flat chest
>You can only assume that her little hands are tightly curled into fists under the thick, leather bondage mittens locked around her wrists
>The little Kiki also wears a thin latex gimp hood that completely encases her face and head
>Her feathery ears sit in little latex pockets that had been designed for them on either side of her hood
>The sound of her breathing is emphasized by the only two holes in the hood, which are at her nostrils
>Two short, small hoses sit in each of the little maid's nostrils to keep the hood in place over her cute nose
>You can tell from the thin and incredibly skintight hood that Maya is also wearing a ball gag underneath it

[Anonymous No.]

>"I...I don't know, Anon. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747198
I dunno mang, sounds a lot like a heavy narcotic to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747212
Joke's been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747206

ERECT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747206
Aside from the gimp hood on the loli, I find this quite appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747206
>>Maya's latex maid uniform is just as tight as her mother's, her tiny, erect nipples poke into the shiny black material and stand out on her otherwise completely flat chest
IT RISES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747223
>Charon
Oh god I almost forgot about Charon.
How could I forget Charon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747212
Blind Catgirls are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747223
Yeah, I know. Thanks for ruining it, Anon. I knew I could count on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747235
Simple. Charon doesn't have that many fic. That greentext that got her to be raped by hobos?

Not very erotic at all, just a simple gore and summary greentext.

The rest of the time we just make some puns and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747237
>White haired cat gril with blue eyes.
>Is deaf and can only speak in sign language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747223
holy shit that is so bad... good thing i dont save those stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747240
But we created her anon. She's got a special place in my heart, right next to Sandwoman, Boogiewoman, and Chupacabra.
And that hobo story can go straight to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747246
Oh shit ESL is going to be so hard for MG's.

You know how muppets try to do sign language and to the deaf person, it might as well be muffled speech to a blind person?

Imagine that for all mg's with big hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747250
You know why it happened, see it doesn't happen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747253
>Imagine that for all mg's with big hands.
>Troll does sign
>It's like yelling at a deaf person
Rude tits, rude thighs, rude ass, rude sign language. Trolls are rude creatures I want to rub my penis all over as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747250
We've created plenty of stuff. The problem is it either dies out, or it becomes a meme, becomes utterly hated, and then dies out.

Except for Manticores. They are eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747253
Yeah, that would suck.

>Werekitten can't even hear her purring when she's with you.
>Can't really do sign language so she just carries around a white board and markers.
>Always holds your hand so she won't lose track of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747206
Personally, the only gimp hoods I like are the ones with built in ring/ballgags, where you can pop out the ball for easy-access irrumatio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747240
A Charon appears in DILLAW's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747263
Eternally shit. Fuck off bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747279
>fuck off bob
Great boogeyman call, m8. Because there obviously aren't people that just like them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747279
>anyone who likes Manticores is that faggot Bob
Fuck you, Bob is shit but Manticores are rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747288
Fuck off bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076

Realistically, A Mantis or Sahuagin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747288
>>13747291
Anyone who supports what bob likes is absorbed into his biomass so he can shitpost harder, look at nega. Bob likes manticores. So do you. You are bob. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Anubis, or a Nightmare.

Realistically, I doubt I'd ever encounter a Dragon, much less ever be able to even approach her standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747265
Crippled monster girls time?

>Harpy with no wings (Tengu pic.png)
>Familiar who can't speak and, therefore, needs to stick to spells without verbal components.
>Jinko with asthma who can't lift or exercise as much before she has to rest or take her medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747300
ill fite u m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747288
>liking manticores

Either new or shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747300
>Bob is 70% water, we are 70% water, therefore we are bob
That's not how it works, Nathan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747303
Not with that attitude you won't!
Just go for the horse, don't die in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747304
Tail pussy in a coma

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747307
>Either new or shitposter
The denial in this thread is strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747206
>"Good evening, Master!"
>Maya tries to greet you along with her mother, but what comes out from behind the gag and the hood is only 'mmphnn mmhhrmhrrrm Mmrnhh-hrrr!'
>Why is that so adorable?
>You are still fully in shock from what you've been presented with
>So this is how Hera takes out her frustration then
>You feel like you should probably be at least conflicted about this, but you're not.
>You're positive that this is just another of your maid's ways to bring out the best in you, right?
>Right.
>"Master, are you going to let us in?"
>You finally come to your senses and force out some words
>"Yeah. This is just... a little surprising."
>"Oh, I understand, Master. You don't have to explain yourself at all."
>The dominant Kiki pats you on the head with her latex covered hand
>You step aside and close the door behind your maids as they head for your bed
>Hera picks her daughter up and sits her on the bed
>The way the older Kikimora positions her daughter's arms and legs in a cute, seductive position makes Maya look almost like a little, latex doll
>"Now, Maya said she wanted not to see you until the last minute so you'd be a surprise. She can't hear anything, by the way. I had an enchantment put on this."
>Hera grins at you and devilishly fondles the little Kiki's latex covered ears
>"A surprise? What's supposed to be the surprise?"
>"Master, please. YOU are!"
>The Kikimora drops the leash in her hand and strides quickly over to you
>Before you have time to resist, she has your shirt over your head and your pants and underwear around your ankles
>"THIS is her surprise!"
>She gestures to your thin, naked body
>You can't help but smile, as dominant as Hera is, she cares a lot about the wants and needs of you and Maya
>"You couldn't just use a blindfold, could you."
>Hera grins at you, a faint hint of red tints her cheeks
>"Master already knows me so well..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747313
bob has no water in him, only catbatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747304
>Siren with burned vocal cords whose voice is nothing more than a whistling rasp
>Minotaur that broke both her horns off in an unfortunate skateboarding accident and is forced to become a NEET due to crippling self-esteem issues
>Arachne that can't shot web
>Mantis with stumpy scythes the size of paring knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747320
I'm gonna back you up on this one. I like Manticores. Though that may be because I just like all smug monstergirls.
And I hate Bob and all the shit he caused/wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747316
>Just confined to bed forever
>But at least she's in a good care facility with private rooms
>You have needs though, and you don't want to cheat on her
>Pick up her limp tailpussy and jam it in
>It actually starts sucking on your dick
>Shoot off no less than ten shots before hobbling home
>Each time you visit you do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747304
>>13747316
manticore that got it's tail amputated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747324
>Arachne that can't shot web
She can still make a knifegun thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747327
Inb4 "I'm so fucked up."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747320
>Denial

Funny you use that word when you refuse to accept manticores are absolute shit and you should disappear again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747328
>Blind Gazer
>A cockatrice without legs

>>13747331
>Knifegun
Commence virtuous mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747328
I miss Doctor Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747321
We're gonna take the loli aren't we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747338
I miss Eye Doctor the WARARA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747334
>Manticores are absolute shit
Half the monsters that exist are absolute shit if you go by what's written about them, but that doesn't stop people from liking them anyway or making headcanon to excuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747339
It would be gay not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747344
>T-the others are s-shit too anon! Pls don't bully manticores!

Try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

There are skeletons posting in this thread right now and they're inside you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747356
What? Lies! You're outta your mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747351
>T-those rules only apply to things I don't like! You should only like the things I like, baka!
I can do it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747356
you are the monster girl all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747356
I kind of hate skeletons compared to zombies. Unlike Zombies who in time become Wights, skeletons never go beyond skeletons.

No bone General, no bone lord, no bone king, just a skellington.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747365
speaking of, he finally added some new things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747364
I don't follow. Manticores are shit because if YOU, like alps, both their fans are cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to fun locations with Monster Girls and having fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747369
In turn, they're fragile things you need to take good care of and give lots of love or else they'll return to eternal slumber

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747303
Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747378
This needs to be colored. It looks so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747369
Leoric as a monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747380
True, but I want to at least have my spirit energy be able to repair enough parts to not make it seem like blatant necrophilia.

Like dude, I'm pretty much fucking a rotting corpse, at least I should be allowed to make it look pretty enough in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747378
If the background was a little more finished it'd give off an atmospheric look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747378
I want to hold those hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747356
>you will never confess to your skeleton
>you will never hear her confess back

why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747382
Meant to qoute >>13747076

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747321
>The mature Kiki returns to the bed and sits behind her daughter and places her hands on either side of the little maid's head, under her ears
>The maids' frilly latex dresses rustle and squeak as they move and brush against each other
>"Come closer, Master. I want her to get a good, long look at her first real penis..."
>You obey her, moving forward until your half-erect manhood is inches away from Maya's latex covered face
>Hera slowly starts to unzip the tight black hood at the back and you see it slowly start to loosen
>Maya's ears slide out of the pockets that had deafened her and the tubes slowly slide out of her nose
>You can hear her breathing grow heavy around the tight gag in her mouth as the hood is finally lowered
>"Mmmmmmhhhmmhhhhmmm..."
>The young Kikimora gives a deep, erotic sigh through her red ball gag as she takes in your now fully erect member
>Moments of silence pass as you just stand in front of your tiny maid as she watches you, blushing heavily with lusty, eager eyes
>"Well Master? My Maya is finally ready. She's all yours now, what are you going to do with her?"
>Hera winks

>What an offer.
>What ARE you going to do?
>Your body seems to move on its own as you sit down on the bed and pull Maya close to you
>The smooth, sticky latex of her dress and gloves feels fantastic against your bare skin as you hug the helpless, gagged Kikimora tightly
>Hera scoots out of the way a little as you stretch out on your back with Maya on your chest
>Your large, strong hands dance all over her tiny body, you grope and squeeze everywhere you can think of
>Her sides, her stomach, her chest, arms, shoulders, legs, thighs and butt; nowhere is spared from your rough, deliciously loving touch
>You can feel the outlines of her feathers on her arms, tightly plastered against her skin under her long latex gloves
>The loli Kiki moans pitifully into her strict ball gag as you continue to mercilessly molest and grope at her whole body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747387
Have your headcanon make it so that when she gets enough spirit energy, she gets to have ghostly hips, butt legs and arms around her bones, kinda like Wights. Transparent health ahoy.

Or just make it so that they evolve to zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747390

skeleton-chan, i want your bones inside me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747389
They're sharp, and big, and meaty, and if you held them her mouths would probably pester you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747390
>tfw you're protecting your skellie-chan from the evil outside world
>Gets super protective when you get hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747390
>you will never hear her confess that her heart belongs to someone else
>you will never hear her confess that she wants to jump someone else's bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747395
Yesss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747384
She's contstantly making her bone kingdom to the point of obsession. You'd stop if it weren't for the fact that as an architect she is a genius, ensuring the maximum amount of happiness to her subject while making it pleasing to her views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747406
I hope she means a girl, even if it's yuri. I'm not alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747413
If you Alped wouldn't that change your skeleton structure, aka her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747418
What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

This is one of the weirdest conversations I've seen here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747421
If your Skeleton girl inside you makes you angry, you can threaten to Alp yourself which would change her too.

That way you can keep her under control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747397
I can live with either. Thank you Anon for showing me the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Would my skeleton be mad if I had to replace a limb with a cybernetic augmentation even if she never asked for this?

>13747427
Anytime, mang.

>>13747425
We've had it before. I was one of the people who started the original conversation too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747418
>>13747426
If it's MGE we're talking about this is irrelevant because skeletons are always girls regardless of what they came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747430
>>13747427
Fucked up the quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747430
I know. It's still weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747395
How did that soon-to-be healing start turn into this fetishistic mega dom Kiki?

That fucking Kiki is underage even to MG standards since the rule is 10 and she's like 5 and i am not sure what should i feel right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747403
I'm gonna hold them anyway and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747449
This is healing anon, can't you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747454
Who's being healed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747452
Careful Anon! If you hold her hand and put up with her claws and mouths and all, she might think you like her! Then you'll never get rid of her! And the Neet Jabberwocks are the laziest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747461
Everyone? I don't know, let's see how it plays out. Quicksilver, don't fuck this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747464
then you've never met a NEET Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747452
The hell kind of controller is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
N64, you noob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
>He doesn't recognize one of the most iconic and weird controllers ever made

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
I wonder if this is how the oldfags felt when they showed me atari joysticks as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
It's a Nintendo 64 controller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747452
I want a triple blowjob from my jabberwocky onee-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
>>13747480
>Doesn't know what an N64 controller looks like
How young are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
Jesus Christ how underaged are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
What is this sudden feeling of age

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747395
>You make sure to pay extra attention to her chest and nipples, as well as her buttocks
>Each time you pinch and pull at her tiny, stiff nipples she makes the most delightful little 'mmmmnn!' noise
>These moans and coos only escalate as you knead and twist your palms against the incredibly tight, thick latex covering Maya's flat, adorable chest
>"MMmmmnnnh! MMMmmm!"
>You lightly slap your hand across the little Kikimora's butt
>Her feathery tail flops around uselessly as you tease her immature body
>"MMMMM!!"
>Maya shivers and wiggles around on top pf you as you gently pull on the base of her tail
>Her eyes are squeezed shut and her face is the color of a tomato as she starts to buck her hips against you
>"Oh Maya, you really want it that bad?"
>Your words only seem to make the little loli hornier
>"Let's get this dress off of you, hmmm? It must be awfully sweaty for you under all that latex."
>Maya nods weakly
>It takes some effort, but you finally manage to remove the tight latex maid outfit from the Kikimora's trembling little body
>She isn't exactly free from the deliciously restrictive embrace of latex just yet though

>Under Maya's dress is a black latex leotard
>Now that one layer is off, the curves and contours of the loli Kiki's body stand out even more
>You can't help but go back to massaging her again
>Without the long, bulky frills of the latex maid's dress in the way, you can see a lot more of her
>Her soft, slightly pudgy belly bulges out infinitesimally through the tight black latex
>Yellow scales fade into pale, unmarked skin halfway up her deliciously chubby thighs
>You squeeze and lightly pinch Maya's legs, slowly edging closer to her crotch
>She moans desperately through her gag as you finally hook your thumb around the bottom of her latex leotard and pull it out of the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747485
>>13747487
>>13747488
>>13747489
>>13747493
>>13747495
>>13747496
>>13747497
Seriously? Nobody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747480
En serio negro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747501
>Her soft, slightly pudgy belly bulges out infinitesimally through the tight black latex
>Yellow scales fade into pale, unmarked skin halfway up her deliciously chubby thighs
Oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747505
Fuck off to Italia, spanishfag.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, there's a really good reason why I'd date a smart Wurm physics major. So I can finally understand physics. I can understand the mechanisms of biology but give me a physics problems and I just go full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747503
>Whenever someone gets called out, it's bait
>Can't have fun calling people out for being retards or underage because "muh bait trololol" argument is a get-out-of-jail-free card
The good times ended in 2008.

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>>13747519
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747515
Maybe I will, I love their cuisine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747518
Fuck 11th dimensional physics. I live on Earth and Newtonian is close enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Where do you think you're going, nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747518
It just fucking works anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
I'm going to crash this plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
I.. I'm going to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
Just making sure my health insurance is up to date, ma'am. Then I'm heading to the rape dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
>pulls out .357
>Aim at crotch
>Cock back hammer, finger on the trigger
>"Do you really want this on your conscience ladies?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747519
It was bait. I put it there

The opportunity was so perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
The Church of Alpollo! You wouldn't anger a goddess by attacking one of her followers, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747501
>Tease the loli nipples
>Spank the loli ass
>Strip the loli out of tight, clingy latex
>Expose her childishly chubby, deliciously soft, sweaty body

Dear god my dick could shatter diamonds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
Away from you but tail pussy can come with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747559
Here's your reply. Can't spare any more because I actually got shit to do, Neckbeard-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
Looking for something to eat. Too damn late to order anything

[Anonymous No.]

>open thread
>start reading most recent stuff
Welp, time for me to go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
Oh fuck off. First of all, monkey girl there ain't even a dom, nor a rapist. So why she's a member of this gang I have no fucking idea. Hell, she's barely a monster girl, she might as well be a nigger, both are monkeys.

And the Hellhound? Please, you're just broken bullshit personified. And don't tell me I can't dom you if I please, that bullshit about gods is a fucking joke. Anyone can, the maledoms are right. All your bullshit and shitting up the threads is for fucking nothing. You just take and take, we see Kikimoras take on dom roles, but can Hellhounds be in subs? No, for some inane reason they can't. Hellhounds are fitting, because they are literal bitches.

Oh, speaking of pussy cats? Where do I even fucking start with you, a Chesire, the literal faggot cat. No one likes you, that smug shit eating grin you hide behind to appear "likeable" doesn't work. It makes you an insufferable jackass. Oh, but don't bring any legitimate criticisms up against her, because otherwise she'll just say "haha troll u!" like the faggot cat she is! There's a reason the futacat bullshit persisted, and it should still continue to do so because there is nothing redeeming about your unlikeable and retarded act.

Manticore... you are the worst Monster Girl I have ever met.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you sell monsterization treatment to human girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
I would love to be bullied by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747489
God, I forgot how to hold those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747579
If they can market the multitude of MG anime to normies, they can market advanced genetic alterations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747579
Just do it the way commercials do today

>Buy our products and be as beautiful as I am, not this lowly self such as you, that won't do, that won't do at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747578
Hi Ned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747579
Give it out for free. Hot succubus rapings for everyone.

In fact, I 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵.

[Anonymous No.]

Though a week or so I've been away
I've little or none new to say
So with lack of a task
A request's what I'll ask
How are you guys doing today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
Just going home to play video games. Why, did you want to come with?
And then anon got raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747578
*Manticore... you are the best Monster Girl I have ever met.
Sorry guys, I made a typo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747606
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747579
First you pitch the idea to a paladin then see were it goes from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747579
I mean, hey, everybody's doing it these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747602
Oh my stars you're alive!

How about something regarding desert MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747602
Hi Limeric Kun. How are you?

How about, drunk barometz being pushy and trying to get some guy to drink her pulp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747579
>Is your sex life going stale?
>Has your man become bored with your body?
>Is it time that you considered a change for the better
>Come in to your nearest New You Monstrization Clinic today
>Our staff will work extensively to find the body that is perfect for you and your man
>Support groups are available 24/7 for new converts
>Isn't it time you released the monster inside you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747610
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747501
>The little Kiki's tiny, hairless pussy gleams with arousal in the light from above
>"Look at you Maya... It looks like you want master to treat you like a big girl, hmm?"
>"... mmhmm..."
>"Ara ara~ Master, you're just going to have to wait for that I'm afraid..."

>Hera breaks her silence and you stop, seconds from parting Maya's tiny lips with your manhood
>You look at her; she has shed her latex uniform as well, and wears a shiny black leotard very similar to her daughter's
>They are exactly the same except for the fact that Hera's has two large holes for her huge, alabaster breasts
>Her deliciously mature teats sag a little, but they still look amazingly firm and fun to play with
>"I'm sorry Master, but I just can't wait any longer..."
>Hera waddles over to you on her knees, the crotch of her tight latex leotard digs in to her smooth, sopping pussy
>You gulp as she throws one leg over your head, positioning her crotch directly over her face
>Her amazingly wide, squishy looking ass sways over you as her tail wags slowly to and fro
>"I'm not letting Maya have all the fun, Master."
>With that, the older maid slams her amazing but down on your face
>"Be a good little Master and lick me!"
>Her voice is a little muffled, but you have no complaints
>You slide your tongue out of your mouth and eagerly push the latex crotch of Hera's leotard away from her pussy
>"Oh, Master! You greedy, dirty little boy!"
>The tantalizing, musky scent of the dominant Kiki's arousal fills your mouth and nose as your tongue plunges into her tight, slippery folds
>"Hmmmmmnnn... M-Master... good boy..."
>Your hands wrap tightly around Hera's thick, squishy thighs as she starts to buck and grind her hips against your face
>Every time she slides across you, you have just enough time to sneak a quick breath in as you enthusiastically tongue-fuck Hera's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747619
I want to try and request Linkle or Samus as a Harpy on a future occasion now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747602
Requesting monstergirl shit from drawthreads as politely as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747602
I fucking love limericks.
I fucking hate southern summers though HOLY SHIT the humidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747628
Linkle wound be a centaur, not a harpy.
Samus would definitely be a harpy, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747579
Biological weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747626
hnnngh

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>>13747632
It keeps the weaklings away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747632
>Being a yankee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747632
Same here. I never understood why people want to vacation to southern summers. It's so hot you can't move because standing still cakes you in your own sweat, then the heat makes your sweat steam off and boil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747560
Alpollo has a church? Isn't she just present wherever Halo, beer and nachos congregate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747620
A desert girl I'd give my ring?
Well, the sandworms were never my thing
My choices quite narrow
Apophis or Pharoh
Well, either way, I'd get to be king.

>>13747623
Fuck, I've been out of the loop for too long, I don't remember what a barometz is. I'll get back to this in a few min once I've gone over the more recent MGE stuff.

>>13747631
I can't draw at all. Sorry.

>>13747632
Where I live, the summers aren't fun
But there's no respite once they are done
The fall is too quick
Spring lasts but a tick
Straight from sub-zero to skin-scorching sun.

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>>13747579
Want to be hot?
Want to get rid of those crows feet?
Want guys to be all over you?
Apply this shit twice a day for a week and be the best you you can be!

mamonocosmeticsisnotresponsibleforanyradicalmentalchangesthatmayoccur,youmayfeel the urgeanymaleofageyouseeandbabiesaregonnabeonyourhead24/7,wearenotresponsibleforanylawsuitsyoumayacquire,bewaryofaccidentalalping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747668
Oh, I know that.
I've been crossing the boundaries of this board to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ghoul
>0 results
I must have stumbled into the thread for bad taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747668
>Considering desert girls
>Makes no mention of anubi, girtablilu or devilbug

I will break you, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747671
My older brother accidentally took this treatment thinking it was just shampoo in the shower and now he's an Alp who keeps trying to rape me. Am I in the legal right to sue this company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747602
Tired and bored, about to drop dead
Of my patience remains not a shred
Should've written something today
But imagination was led astray
Fuck this, I'm going to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747677
>Ghouls
>Anything other then shit tier

Your taste is to plebeian for anyone else to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747677
They got no art nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747667

Every AAA Frat House doubles as a church. Haven't you ever wondered why it's called Alpha Alpha Alpa? It's not a typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747654
I was born in Dixie I can bitch about Dixie.
>>13747651
Grinding exp off mosquitoes since infancy isn't really fair though.
>>13747668
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747677
Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!
>>13747688
Oooh, I get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747680
>warning right on the bottle
>can I sue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747680
Good luck, the succubutt lawyer's going to argue that he wouldn't turn into a semen demon if he didn't want that to happen in the first place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747677
Ghoul a cute. There, you have 2 now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747677
Yeah, we do need more art of most girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747697
Nerds guy?

Is this meme /mgt/'s version of picollo dick now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747697
You know what else is brown and delicious? Brownies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747692
Come on, don't you know how awkward it is to be raped by your onii-chan, or onee-chan, or whatever she counts as now.

>>13747694
Man this legal system is slanted to support Monster Girls. This is bullshit. I mean, am I just supposed to get raped or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747668
How the fuck did I mess up the links that bad.
>>13747622

Here we go
In Scotland, where liquor was cheep.
Lived a barometz, too horny to sleep
When feeding men liquor
She got laid much quicker
For she looked all the more like a sheep.

>>13747679
The first to mind were those two
Though were I to think it all through
The point isn't moot
Since Anubis is cute
now that memory starts to renew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747702
I don't like brownies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747697
I want to get her drunk and swing her by her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747708
I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747697
I wonder if she's as dull as the weapons I can craft from her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747707
>Since Anubis is cute
Damn straight.

And welcome back sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747707
Something with a Jabberwock and Chesire, working together or arguing, or whatever.

For the two most popular Wonderland Girls, there's practically nothing with the two interacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747710
Nobody does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747697
I want to hunt her for her armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747714
>>13747723

Pls do not bully the Akantor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747626
>You are only vaguely aware of what your two maid are doing above you, all you care about is the beautiful, delicious Kikimora ass filling your everything
>Maya still sits low across your stomach, but now she seems to be moving
>"Maya, love... come here a moment. Let Mama take your ball gag out so you can make Master feel good..."
>Oh, well that's nice of her.
>You had been getting a little frustrated.
>Before too long, you feel the little Kiki's heavy, warm breath around your crotch
>Her tiny tongue delicately licks at the precum leaking from your tip
>Almost immediately after that a hot, wet, beautifully slimy feeling envelops you as Maya greedily takes you into her small mouth
>You do your best to keep focused on licking Hera's folds and occasionally nibbling at her clit, but her daughter is making it very difficult
>Soon, you feel the little maid's mouth shudder around you as she almost gags on your throbbing girth at the back of her mouth
>Her latex covered hands slowly wrap around the bottom of your shaft and she begins to jerk them up and down, in time with her mouth
>The motions of Maya's mouth as well as those of her small, gloved hands isn't mind blowing, but that's to be expected
>This is the first time she's ever had a man in her mouth; she'll learn
>Hera's moaning and sighing have slowly increased in volume as your devilish tongue slowly brings her closer and closer to the edge
>It doesn't take long for her walls to shudder, clench and force your tongue out as her orgasm explodes in your face
>Her voluptuous butt lams down and smothers you as you continue to squeeze and grope her delicious thighs
>"MaaaaAAAster!"
>She calls out for you as she cums; her fingernails dig into your chest and she presses down on you to hold herself up
>Now starved for air, you frantically tap on Hera's thighs
>Thankfully, she lifts herself from you and allows you to sit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747718
Of course no one will with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747708

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746723
It's a sad thing, while a large part of me would be disturbed by the idea of them in any section of the Imperium
I'd enjoy seeing them in the IG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746723
Blame GW for not making more daemonette variants, because they hate making money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747718
Way to make me feel bad, jerk. Take your empathy dragon.

>>13747707
A challenge. A limerick with the phrase 'nuclear meltdown' in it while remaining monstergirl related.

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>>13747717
Said the Chesire Cat to the 'Wock
"You're too eager at taking the cock"
"Just give him a smile"
"And tease for a while"
"While he sits there all hard as a rock."

Said the Jabberwock back to the cat
"There's no reason to ever do that"
"If their balls are too blue"
"They'll lose interest in you."
"Til another girl steps up to bat.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747738
>empathy dragon
Well at least you know what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747709
>So long, gay bowser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747735
The fact that they compete for human men but cant give birth to human children would make them purge on sight tier in 40k. The imperium needs a constant supply of fresh humans to send to the meat grinder.

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>>13747738
Okuu is a monstergirl, right?
The wings count, at least in my sight.
So with her bird genes
I'd fuse (if you know what I mean)
And give her a nuclear meltdown tonight.

I feel like this is cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747740
Nice and classy as ever, thanks Limerick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747745
I chortled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747749
I'll allow it, if you write something about Space Wurm, the wurm astronaut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747626
>like a big girl

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747749
Something about a field full of Holstaurs and 1 anon would be lovey if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747754
U
U
U
U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747741
It's not the first time I've used dragons in an attempt at remedying people putting themselves down.

>>13747749
Hardly, she is why the thought was on my mind since I spent the last 2 days on and off coloring a monochrome image of her off a booru.

Yo captcha what the FUCK why is there a spider half the size of a pizza on that fucking pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747754
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO SHE IS
WHAT MATTERS IS HER PLAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747758
>in an attempt at remedying people putting themselves down
Well don't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
Want?
Cheshire cat, the nonsense and debating would be pleasant I hope since they never seem to get worked up.

What'd I'd be okay with is that, or a lizard girl.
it's the simple things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7RBaIsXkVI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747760
I DO WHAT I WANT.
What I want just happens to coincide with what you want.

Remember Easter is shit for shilling chocolate bunnies and not chocolate dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747752
Space Wurms, who live on the moon
To the cold empty void they're immune
To our men, they're attracted
But easily distracted
To a theater near you, coming soon!

>>13747755
An anon, and Holstarus wife
Have quite little, if any, seen strife
Between the cow tipping
And frequent milk sipping
They live quite the happiest life.

>>13747758
My favorite SA girl is Koishi, but Okuu a Okute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747779
>delicious brown black dragon
See, this is my waifu you're posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747727
>"Master... You're such a good boy!"
>Hera's fragrant juices have soaked your hair as well as the rest of face, but that doesn't stop her from giving you a loving headpat
>Her tender thanks after she dominates you always make you feel warm and happy inside

>Maya lets you fall from her tiny mouth and looks up at you
>Sweat glistens off of the parts of her petite little body that aren't covered with tight, black latex
>Her mother is equally as sweaty; you long to bury your hands into her beautifully large and mature breasts
>"Now, Master. You may have your fun with us. Feel free to do what you like, as long as you DON'T..." Her green eyes seem to drill into you, "... cum inside Maya. Y-you can cum inside me though..."
>Hera blushes a little with those last words, but her gaze remains commanding and powerful
>"Fair enough."
>You take a moment to figure out what you want to do with what is before you
>"Hera, you lay on your back... and Maya... Lay on Mama's belly like this."
>As the older maid lays down, you pick her daughter up and place her gently on Hera's soft, squishy belly
>Maya lays on her own stomach, low enough to where her pussy barely touches her mother's
>Standing on your knees, you position yourself behind them; your manhood barely grazing the crotches of the Kikimoras in front of you
>The two of them smile lewdly, excitement and anticipation building as you slide the crotches of their tight, latex leotards aside
>With your other hand, you gently spread Maya's tiny, pink lips and line your shaft up with her
>Her arousal coats the tip of your member as you slowly, slowly slide into her
>"mmmmAAAAAHH!"
>The little Kiki cries out and tears start to fall from her eyes as you tear through her hymen
>You stop, a trickle of ruby colored blood leaks out around you
>"You tell me when you're okay Maya. I won't do anything until you tell me to."
>The young maid nods, eyes still screwed shut in pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747779
I don't know where you're shopping, but I managed to find chocolate foxes alright where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747781
>An anon, and Holstarus wife
>Have quite little, if any, seen strife
>Between the cow tipping
>And frequent milk sipping
>They live quite the happiest life.
Goddammit I want this. I just want a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747779
I want a big powerful evil Black Dragon girl to fall in love with me and want to protect my innocent smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747781
What a national delight these limericks are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747785
You know you can just melt chocolate onto a fox yourself to save money, right?

Fuck, I want to ravage that kitsune until she's burnt off all those calories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747076
A slime I can take into the Demon Realm so she can become a Dark Slime, or a Mad Hatter.

Lich, Dragon, Jabberwock, Gnome, or Lava Golem are nice, but unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747787
I want to be killed by a valiant knight so my softened up Black Dragon waifu goes crazy and brings death and despair to the world until her Lich friend fixes me up and brings me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747787
I want a brutish Wurm to kidnap me and take me to her cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747781
Do you have a paste bin so others can read these neat little poems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747784
>Can't cum in the loli

The fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747117

He misspelled golfer. She wants to an Anon who alped out to play golf and discuss the finer points of the sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747784
>>Maya lays on her own stomach, low enough to where her pussy barely touches her mother's
>>Standing on your knees, you position yourself behind them; your manhood barely grazing the crotches of the Kikimoras in front of you
>>The two of them smile lewdly, excitement and anticipation building as you slide the crotches of their tight, latex leotards aside
>>With your other hand, you gently spread Maya's tiny, pink lips and line your shaft up with her
>>Her arousal coats the tip of your member as you slowly, slowly slide into her
Dear fucking christ YEEEESSSSSS.

Also rules were made to be broken. I mean seriously, is she even old enough to have had her period? Fairly certain there'd be no harm in making her belly bulge with some creamy love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747800
Sorry, I don't. They're all written spur of the moment. I think I saved a bunch at one point. If I find that file, I'll post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747781
Well. There is probably a reason why Koishi won that recent popularity poll on what I think was the .jp wiki.
>pun
Perhaps some Charon?

>>13747783
Then we've done this play 2 or 3 times already I think. Probably won't be the last if I ever find more dragons I want to brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747784
>a maid
>imposing conditions on her master

RUSTLED HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747805
Not the worst fate for an Alp, for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747677
I'd say ask for more art but I dunno who's up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747809
>2 or 3 times already
No, I've never received an empathy Dragon before. I'm all about Dragons being black and brown though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747798
>That face
She looks like she's going to take you whether you want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747820
Consent is just another word Wurm can't spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747820
>buying into the moe tard wurm

Real wurms are two steps below ushi onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747822

but wurms don't have feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747822
>implying I bought into the moetard
Though i will admit, the only other pic of her looking so assertive and remotely threatening was the profile.
It's nice to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747813
Anon are you really surprised with everything that has happened in the story so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747828
Not him, but I want to be dominated by the big thick lusty MILF dominant older Kikimora! I want to be her good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747808
>>13747800
http://pastebin.com/teDPt52a
Here's a bunch of the old ones I found.


The thought of one girl always Styx
In my head, how I picture her tricks
To make gholish moans
And rattle my bones.
On her boat, while our souls intermix

I'm totally not a hobo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747816
Can I get my chocolate dragon in a bronzed finish instead of black? I prefer a little tingle when we fool around. And for her to not be 'kill everything everywhere' batshit crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747830
Woops, forgot to link >>13747809

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747831
Whacha asking me for? I just write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747828
No, I am angered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747784
>Hera lovingly strokes her daughter's head and fondles her ears and whispers softly to her as you wait for the pain of losing her virginity to subside
>"You're such a good girl, Maya. Mama is so proud of you. Pretty soon Master's big thing is going to feel so good inside of you, you'll see. Master loves you, and Mama loves you so, so much Maya... You're are little baby."
>You know her words are meant for Maya, but you can't help but feel calmed by them too
>"I-I think I'm ready now..."
>The loli Kiki's sweet, trembling voice is finally heard
>You resume your slow, steady push into her indescribably tight, pulsating depths
>She whines and cries out passionately as you fuck her as gently as possible
>Pleasure builds faster than you expect it to, Maya's tiny loli pussy seems to suck you in and want to milk you for all you're worth
>The only thing on your mind is pleasuring her though, every fiber of your being is intent on giving her first orgasm with a man
>You are surprised and nearly fall over on top of your maids when you cum
>Fuck, you're completely inside of her!
>Unexpected jets of hot, creamy seed explodes deep inside of the tiny Kiki
>She screeches and wails passionately as her pussy clenches around you, shuddering as she climaxes with you
>You're screwed.
>Metaphorically and physically, you're just screwed.
>You close your eyes and wait for the inevitable
>How will you die, you wonder?
>Will Hera rip your throat out with her teeth, or will she torture for weeks until you beg her to kill you?
>"Master? What are you doing?"
>There it is, Hera's voice will be the last thing you hear
>"MASTER. I could tell you just wanted to make my little Maya happy. Accidents happen all the time, why did you stop? I thought you knew that?"
>You hesitate a little, but eventually breathe out a sigh of relief
>Of course she wouldn't punish you for an accident, she's not completely evil

You damn anons, you could have just waited for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747839
Then you shouldn't have read the story since it was clearly going to be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold now Oomukade, devourer of Dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747845
Welp, better get the vacuum cleaner. That spunk isn't going to suck itself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747845
NONE MAY TELL ME WHERE I CAN OR CAN'T CUM BUT I!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to remember the name of some harpy. From what I could recall, she was a cold woman with a chilly disposition. The kind that would give you the cold shoulder before she'd talk with you. A real heart of ice on this one. I have a snowball's chance in hell of remembering, can anyone be a cool guy and help me out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747849
You're cute. Remember those words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747864
Monet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747864
A monstergirl version of Pet Shop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747865
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. If you're trying to say the story isn't shit, you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747866
That's the one!
Someone got the joke, though I did forget her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746855
Feels too normal, but anyway, thats it for today anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747845
>Spoiler
And you could've waited to write it, but clearly you didn't want to either!

Now fill both them Kikis till they're full to bursting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747875
Never you mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747876
It's hard to forget such a wonderful creature, harpy and yuki-onna in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747850
All I hear is "Write Oomukade/Dragon Femdom Yuri!" everytime I see this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747878
>that ass

more like Dammmmmmmmnphir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747878
Looking forward to version without ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747878
Pulloverdatasstoofat.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747816
I mainly meant a back and forth until I felt bad and posted a dragon an attempt to quell it. I've had this play out before at least once.

>>13747831
What, like this?
https://i.imgur.com/kqTm3Gy.png

>>13747830
>Not a hobo.
We'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747882
I have bolt cutters and the bridge of your nose is looking lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747878
She's wearing stretchy pants, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747891
>I've had this play out
But not with me. Let's just praise them Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747878
Looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747882
Well then do it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747891
Close, but I was thinking more like a shiny, metallic bronze finish to the scales as opposed to a muddy color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747894
You are completely right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747845
>"Sorry. Sorry Maya."
>You apologize to your maids
>"That's alright, Master. Now that you've filled her though, you better not waste it."
>Hera's bright green eyes stare at you knowingly
>"Right. Of course not!"
>Maya shivers and moans as you pull out of her
>Before any of your massive load has a chance to leak out of her, you move the crotch of her latex leotard back into place and pull it up tight around her shoulders
>The leotard slides between the little Kiki's small, plump, sweaty butt cheeks and stretches around her crotch
>All of your cum is kept inside of the little loli by her deliciously tight, black latex leotard

>"Now then, I think I owe you something, Hera."
>"Ara ara ara~ Master... Be a good boy for me, hmmm?"
>Nodding, you pull Hera's leotard aside and line your still erect manhood up with her soaked, shining pussy
>"Mama..."
>Maya sluggishly crawls up on her mother's belly a little ways until her face is level with Hera's breasts
>The older Kikimora sighs passionately as her little daughter's lips wrap around one of her large, stiff nipples
>You stroke your tip up and down Hera's slit as Maya begins to suck tenderly at her mother's breast
>"Hmmmm... hhhaaannhhnnn..."
>Hera is doing her best to stifle her sighs and moans, but she is far too aroused and desperate for that
>"OoooOOOOooohhhh!"
>You thrust in and shiver at the deep, throaty moan Hera makes and at the hot, aching depths of her pussy
>The older maid's pussy is different from her daughters, it seems to have a mind of its own as it presses and squeezes at you in all the right places
>As you thrust, you reach your hands out to your Kikis
>Your left hand fastens itself around Maya's small, round, deliciously soft butt, and the other one sinks in to Hera's open, slightly sagging, yet deliciously firm breast
>Heaven.
>You are in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747900
Well, I made a hardwood floor dragon in my attempt to figure something out while messing with filters on my primary scale layer, but that's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747845
>>13747911
So when you're alone, on a scale of 1-10, how hard if Hera gonna fuck you up now for cumming inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747911
>Powerfully intense waves of pleasure surge through you as you fuck Hera as hard as you can
>Your groping and teasing of mature breast and loli butt never fade as you slam your hips faster and faster
>The tight, shiny latex of the Kikimora's black leotards squeak and slide against each other, lubricated by a mixture of sweat and arousal
>Soon, you and Maya switch breasts
>You switch your hands as well, a little symmetry never hurt anybody
>Your pelvis slaps lewdly against Hera's ass sending ripples through her delicious, pale flesh as you repeatedly hilt yourself in her dripping, welcoming depths
>Finally, you climax again
>A load, just as big as the one you had given Maya spurts repeatedly into the mature Kiki
>"Oooohh Master! MAAAAster! YeeeeeessSSS..."
>Hera's voice trails off as her eyes roll up into her head
>She clenches down on you, the spasms of her own orgasm vibrate through your whole body
>After a few moments, you remove yourself from her dripping pussy and quickly cover her crotch with the latex of her leotard
>Hera pulls her leotard and wriggles down into it, making sure it wedges deeply into her butt and tightens across her pussy
>You get up to turn out the light and give your maids a little bit of time to adjust and come down form their highs
>Maya seems a little reluctant to stop nursing at her mother's beautiful boobs, but she eventually rolls off of her
>As you return to the bed, you can't help but wait to get in it
>The light was old and dim enough to not really affect your night vision at all, so the scene in front of you is perfectly clear
>Two spent, cumflated Kikimora maids wearing latex leotards and gloves lay on your incredibly messy bed
>Sweat and arousal cover your maids as they pant and absently pat and rub their cum-filled bellies with half lidded eyes
>Now that you think about it, you're pretty damn tired yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747911
>>13747939
>Creampie and cumflate the kikis
>Make sure to wedge their leotards up into their cum-stuffed pussies
This is my fetish. And you sir are glorious for writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747939
>You lay in between the loli Kiki and her mature mother in a three-way spooning cuddle pile
>Maya is clutched tightly to your bare chest, her feathery tail rests on your side, occasionally twitching or wagging
>The warmth of her tiny loli body is extremely calming as you feel her breath and her heartbeat through her latex leotard
>Hera's soft, silky breasts are pushed up against your back and shoulders as her arms wrap around you, you can hear her tail thump happily against the messy sheets
>Her heartbeat echoes into your back and her tenderly powerful hands inside their tight latex gloves softly caress your head and ears
>Your legs and thighs are intertwined with the Kikis'; their smooth, yellow scales are pleasantly warm against your skin and their chubby, pillowy thighs are just perfect
>Here you are, sandwiched between your two beautiful, latex maids as you all slowly drift off to sleep together
>Having Kikimoras is wonderful, isn't it?

Alright anons, there's my Kikis. Hope you liked them! I'll be back soon with a new idea, as well as this in story form once I'm done editing it.

Pastebin is here:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747957
>Pastebin is here:
>Blank Space
This best be an error or I'mma be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747957
>>13747962
Fuck, I'm a retard.

Pastebin is HERE:
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747966
>http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg
>WIP
Well that's an anticipation builder.

Anyway, awesome work on fantastic Kikis Quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

Night Anons,
Stay classy and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747975
Thanks! I mark things as WIP until they are full stories. I usually add and change stuff during that time too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747979
Nigga if this crazy fucker didn't burn the thread down with his Kikis, I think we'll be fine. Sleep well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747979
But I like fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747989
I know, just gotta make the nightly farewell.
I want a loli kiki to try and sweep my house with an oversized broom.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, what are you doing with that rope? You aren't a pervert, are you mister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747992
But fire doesn't like the thread.
Do you know what happens when the thread catches fire?
Chaos! That's what.
Next we won't be able to salt our fries and folks with start rationing hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747996
Try me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747994
I hope that one new drawfag who draws adorable sketches sees this, and makes it so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747996
THE DAY OF ROPE HAS BEGUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747998
but I like Chaos.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748001
Yeah, loli kikis trying to help out with the chores are adroable.

>Little kiki trying to help with the dishes
>She's barely able to reach the sink and she's standing on a little ladder.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748025
>No skeleton delinquent gang to harass you into a gangbang

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748025
Don't make me post a jiangshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the thread has slowed down we should all take a moment to reflect on how great tailpussies and the lovely ladies they come attached to are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748057
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748057
I want to kiss a manticore and hold her close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747996
>You will never capture a Meep Meep with a ACME brand Lasso
>She'll never get her legs caught and careen right into a big mud puddle
>You'll never finally ravage that Meep with your Meep while in the mud

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748061
Anon, please, there's no need for hostility. I'm here to spread love, love and tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747996
I'm going to have you model for a pink graffiti Cockatrice I'll put all over the place to confuse a chuuni Kunoichi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748084
yo I'm sick of hearing about tailpussy, when we going to talk about snailpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

Does your MG wife enjoy head pats and / or ear rubs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748091
They confuse her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748091
She's a hellhound, what do you think?
She fucking loves them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748091
She tries to act like it's embarrassing and that she's above head pats, but she'll always cuddle up afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! She's got that look in her eyes again. The look that tells you she intends to build something funky and then have you pilot it. Whatever is it she's up to this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748101
It better be the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748106
She's going to build the moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748091

yes. very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748101
I don't know, but I'm looking forward to whatever it is. I'd be happy to help too! That's why I married an Anubis who likes to tinker.

>You will never marry an Anubis who likes to tinker
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748107
THAT'S NO MOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748113
If there's a design flaw like in the original Death Star, I'm going to dump her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748107
Yes, the moon. Which also happens to be a boat. Because I wish to sail among the stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748101
The worlds fastest space ship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748117
There's an exhaust port. Of course there's an exhaust port. You can't NOT have an exhaust port. Unlike the Empire though, she had the sense of mind to have it completely surrounded with guns, independently-powered shields, and numerous other defenses to preventing anything from going down the exhaust port.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748123
>this is what Wurm's believe to be romantic
And they'd be right. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748101
The vessel for our honeymoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748134
Beware of space pirates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748132
It also doubles as planetary population control, but that's a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748139

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748151
Now I put two and two together and want to see an Anubis in the Zero Suit.

Granted that one right up there's already pretty tight, and nicely color appropriate.

More MGs in Skin Tight Space Suits is the end point.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make contact with The One Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748164
>More MGs in Skin Tight Space Suits is the end point
He speaks the truth! Dress them like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748057
It feels like your meme has subverted the order of things. That tailpussy is your waifu, and the manticore is just an onahole attached to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748174
Who dat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748139
Space pirate lolis are cute

[Anonymous No.]

Sure all these tight clothes look good on them, but has anyone stopped to consider how the girls themselves feel in them? Surely it isn't comfy. Why, the discomfort might even make them lose their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748190
A being from a higher plane, whose existence is beyond our comprehension. Many scholars believe that we are simply the result of a thought of The One Wurm, among other profound thoughts such as "Where can an omniversal Wurm such as myself get some good icecream?"

[Anonymous No.]

Hamster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748218
I know where. Uncle Dante's serves some great strawberry sundaes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748220
When I get my chinchillas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748220
>bulging cheeks full of stored up jizz
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748222
Why not Auntie Dante's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748236
Because Ammy needs Uncle Dante's Dante Stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748129
I can't imagine the willpower it took for an Anubis to prevent something entering through the exhaust port.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748243
Buttplugs solve many problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748243
It's not repeatedly and its not a poop so she doesn't care

[Anonymous No.]

Would you love a lonely, blind matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748256
I think I could.

[Anonymous No.]

Can your Wolf Daughterus dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748262
Yes, but only if Kevin Costner leads.

[Anonymous No.]

>KYAAAA~!
Uh-oh! Your masterful swordsmanship has rendered her quite helpless! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748273
Grab the end of her tail and stroke it vigorously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748273
Continue on my dungeon raid, I aint stopping for no two bit lamia welp! I'm here for treasure! Or an echidna, those are great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748273
Demand that she lead me to the center of the Apophis's tomb. I'm not leaving until I find what I'm looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748236
Does anybody have the link to the story?

[Anonymous No.]

Your seven days are up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748287
>no screamer at the end
DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748178
>meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748306
meme
miːm/Submit
noun
1.
an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.

>tailpussy isn't a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747533
To my room to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748307
Go Jack off somewhere else Monsoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748307
The only argument you could make is that it's an "element of a culture" in the scope of these threads and by that reasoning everything monster girl related posted here is a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748307
YOUR MEMES END HERE, JACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748314
I think generally it carries an implied meaning of repetition. Whilst not the entirety of the thread would be a meme, definitely the repetitive posting like
>I want to X a Y!

Would be. I mean, meme seems to carry a negative connotation here, but that's not the colour I wish to paint it. Just stating a fact.

>>13748331
>>13748312
No. I passed one... to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748287
I want Sadako to kill me in a horrible and frightening way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748338
I want to blow my load in her face the second she comes out of the screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748335
Trope is probably the word for most of the stuff here.

I've always seen it as memes are tropes warped into inside jokes. Which are typically subsequently beaten into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748350
Trope isn't quite right either tho. Nor does motif work. You could label the propensity for memes a trope, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748342
What noice would a flustered Sadako make? I imagine a sort of hawawa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748355
Well one thing to consider is the textbook definition of meme varies from what most of us here would think when we see the word. The meme most of us know or expect is probably most accurately described as an esoteric inside joke. As redundant as that sounds.

So while right from pulling the base definition of 'cultural repetition', many if not most people are gonna look at it and instantly think something different in many cases.

Our general behavior is probably easily labeled as "esoteric shenanigans" but that is a mouthful and sounds silly.

The main reason I say trope for 'most stuff' is while not directing a story, It does direct the behavior and feel you might expect out of the thread and some of the boards.

I probably don't even know what I'm talking about though. Being dead tired makes me post things I normally wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748338
I want to irrumate the spooky tv ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748448
We need more stories about loving vengeful spirits. Loving them tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747957
>>13747966
Thanks for the nice story, friend. I was a little concerned when you mentioned "slightly controversial stuff" at the beginning, but this turned out real, real nice. Don't burn yourself out though.

>>13748342
>>13748448
>>13748451
Agreed. Also, I want to teach a spirit of anger true love.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the major subjects in average MG school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748474
This year.
Human History - War and Conquest
Shock ensues as accurate human history is portrayed to the worlds new generation of mixed youths.

Next year they learn about Duracell or whatserface is to keep it even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748474
Fukkin nips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748482
Deruellacell, the energizer rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748493
That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748474
>Language classes for seduction
>P.E for strength and stamina to make catching men easier
>Magic classes for the types who can use it
>Math class with Tanuki sensei
>Cooking for the submissive types so they can be a perfect housewife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748482
>Monster girls sitting in class
>History, it's about WW2
>Learning about muh 6 gazillion
>They're upset and confused
>Upset by being told about such a huge loss of life
>Confused by the guy sitting the back laughing his fucking balls off and occasionally exclaiming "Oyyyy veyyyyy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748501
Then come Famine and Pestilence.
An introuduction to the misheard 'boob'onic plague which brings a much needed excitement, before expectations get crushed and an explanation as to why no potatoes kill an Irishman.

The poor little dormouse now has a fear of blankets when War and Pestilence start hanging out together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748516
>That chuuni dollarham who rides a skeleton horse to school every day, claiming to be one of the horsewomen of the apocalypse, 'War' breaks down when they show pics and footage from vietnam korea an ww2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748259
You made me feel so bad, I'm going to go back and write this into a paste I already finished to give her a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748559
Dammit, meant for>>13748256

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748542
Then comes death, the shadow of conquest.

When they realize there are some who were sent out to war and died virgins or left many a women widowed.

Pretty sure a Lich got thumbtacks in her shoes that week simply by being associated with the dead. She would have noticed had she not thought the idea of school shoes were too much of a hassle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747957
Did he just fuck a 5 year old?
What the fuck dude? This went from good to I'm reporting this to the FBI really fucking fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748620
I'd fuck a five year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748620
There is nothing wrong with being a pedophile, you shitlord
Age is nothing but a number. Age of consent is literally just a social construct
Stop living in past age, you disgusting bigoted pedophobe.
#lovewins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748620
It's fiiiiiine.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67APsazo-Lk

Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748645
Because you touch yourself at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748620
>not giving your 5yo daughteru a cute plump belly of your granddaughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748651
Just at night? I do it during the day too but no amount of depravity deserves this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748657
Illias doesn't have time to check out what you do during the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748645
>That name
Nope. Not even gonna open it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that old beggar you shared some stew with while traveling a few years ago? Turns out he was a king on a pilgrimage and has just gotten back to his castle as of now.

Remembering how you admitted, (while you were deep in your cups) that the one non-negotiable thing you look for in a woman is that she must give REALLY good hugs he decides to let you choose between one of several available women who meet that criteria for him to set you up with.

A:He sets you up in a decently sized mansion and buys you a lifetime contract with a lamia maid,
She'll be sunny, eager to please, and her hugs will make you feel like nothing exists save the love you two share.

B:He will give you a lovely Japanese estate by the coast and will arrange for a Scylla he knows has been looking desperately for a husband to become your wife... Or mistress if you'd prefer.
She'll be gentle, eager to serve, and her suckers will fell like endless tender kisses whenever you hug her.

C:He could also grant you the deed to that observatory in the mountains if you like, and will also get you a twenty strong harem of harpy concubines.
They'll be loveably ditzy, eager to spend time with you, and their group hugs will make you feel like you'll never be unloved again.

Mystery boxes: Of course, while you will be given a hefty enough salary to never have to work again with the choices above you could instead request a better noble title for even more honor and wealth.
The only catch is that you'll have to work for it and the women may not have as many bells and whistles to their hugs as these ones do... (To be released later.)

Choose wisely, you can't come back and reselect if you don't like what you get...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748670
>harpy concubines
Question! Is this a murder of Crow Tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748636
Pat don't you have a Redwood park in Cali to go visit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748670
I like that you finally added something mentioning that there will be more later. Too many times I missed out on one I would have liked. I'll wait, since none of them sound all that nice right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748670

Lamia or Lamia type?
Cause I wanna dress up a Medusa and all her little snakes in straw sunhats.

You act like I wont pick a box and its premonition of a bad omen if it's the former though in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748670
>Twenty harpies
As much as I love the birdbrains that's a little too many for me, plus I'm terrified of heights so living in the mountains is a no.

I'll take the Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish this thread was bumpable so it could overthrow all the cancerous drama going on with /jp/ and boatshit recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748696
Cancerous drama? Is there another purge incoming? Hopefully not, since we're pretty close to the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748696
I thought we were the cancer. Just the other day I was in the EMG thread on /a/ and one guy started saying how everyone was a newfag who didn't even remember how shitty the threads used to be until "we'd had enough of all the writefaggotry and tripfagging".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748670
Mystery fucking box, i don't mind having to work for it but i don't know what you mean by not having as many bells and whistles, if they can love and cuddle they are fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748701
Just this >>13748417

The mod's actually doing his job and blowing out the shitters that make threads too early. Now if only they could clean up the 10+ touhou threads at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748713
Oh. Good. I'm glad for all the recent moderation we've been getting. Well, maybe not so recent. They've been pretty active again for a few months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748706
I'd say we're more of a non life-threatening tumor that got put in a jar to grow on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748670
I would have chosen B if she were a Kraken, but a Scylla is meh. I'll go with the lamia, though I don't want her to be my maid, just my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748724
But they still hate us on /a/. It kind of hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748730
The feeling's mutual for a lot of us.

The threads were sort of the only thing keeping me on /a/ even though I watch a ton of anime, the board is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748733
And that's what's so weird about it. They're awful, the EMG threads before the anime came out were horrible, and yet they managed to keep reminding themselves that everything is so much better now that they got rid of us.
We're not the bad guys, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748733
Yup.
I go back from time to time when I really want to talk about an anime, but for the most part I avoid the board entirely now. Even the threads about shit I like are terrible, look at the JoJo generals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748736
Well we are kind of shit too but it's our own special brand of shit that makes the place feel like home. Plus we keep it in the one thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748730
Yeah, Id rather be here than /a/ based on what Ive seen in the last 72 hours. I don't know when exactly it picked up the worst traits from the board since I haven't really checked their threads since the split. But they're definitely there now that the anime has aired.

That said the situation is a bit like Someone hating someone else for driving a different colored car than yours.
If you drive a yellow car you can eat shit though.

Most of it is just being rude for the sake of being rude.

>>13748744
Which is a shame because before everything was "Totally not a general"-general JoJo was often seen as a bit of a paragon. Now its just another series used to hurl insults at others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748696
And now it got deleted by/for god knows what.

Oh boy, time for more drama.

/r/ing a pic of a monstergirl eating popcorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748753
I think part of it is, well, this.
http://i.imgur.com/ZDOMUvy.jpg

It has definitely gotten worse though. How much worse might be open to debate, but still. The aforementioned JoJo generals, for example, are absolutely FILLED with people just reposting shit from tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748764
How can she breathe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748772
What a silly question anon.

She's a living doll, all she needs is demonic energy...or yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748783
I mean, she's encased in glass, isn't that weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748256
Well, here it is. I added a lonely, blind Matango into Willis the Peon, starting at line 69. The story itself is not affected though.

http://pastebin.com/QBuWxcNd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748736
Let us consult the ancient historical documents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748798
Let's not waste our images on these, they were rather silly and make me want to want a sequel to Waterworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748771
That image definitely is apt for the situation.
It probably doesn't help that I've viewed the /a/ threads as trying to milk a monthly manga that became the sole focus of the threads as a tad silly for how many post they get. So there is definitely some personal bias.

>>13748783
I bet you're the kind of person who would keep a Fumo in a bag. You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748791
Maybe the owner knew what a living doll is?

Maybe he didn't, or it's a museum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748805
That was the only one I was going to post anyway. It captures both halves of the old thread before the split.

>Tfw /jp/ threads and /a/ threads are Romulans and Vulcans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748816
Which ones are we?
>>13748815
>museum
Like if Toy Story 2 had a bad ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748764
>/r/ing a pic of a monstergirl eating popcorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748825
I want to eat rabbit for dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748825
Are you trying to mock me.

That's just 2hu, it's not really working for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748825
Ahh, I want to punch the smug out of Tewi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748827
Now now anon, we can't be picky when it comes to niche images. Seriously "monster_girl popcorn" brings up no results on boorus, although I wouldn't mind a smug Cheshire eating popcorn.
>>13748828
I want to tie her up and leave her to be machine fucked and see how smug she is when I come back the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748004
This goddamn manga, man. Suu is a fucking trickster.

>tfw the robot harpies are dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748284
http://pastebin.com/TKzQEs1N

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748859
The perfect balance of lighthearted comedy, lewd, and straight into heavy shit you don't want to deal with any time the story kicks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748839
That's what /r/ing is all about.

Someone get to drawing one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748620
Doesn't matter when the ass is fat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a skeleton girl a wheel to play with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748893
You want to kill us all, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748908
This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.

[Anonymous No.]

Find this in the attic, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748912
Well that explains the noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748911
Someone shove their crystal halberd in to this halfie's gaping dragon already.

>>13748912
She ain't mah treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748911
Yeah, blah blah blah, Ms. No Eyebrows. I'll kill every last one of this shitty land's "kind" inhabitants on the way here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748912
Ask her in the most desperate way i can "Where did you hid the cookies?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748917
Elementary, my dear Wurmson. The cookies are all in that shelf of the fridge with the veggies in it, the last place you'd ever look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748922
Dear god if those things weren't as addictive i would be getting my degree by now,i swear to god i just need a quick fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748459
>Don't burn yourself out though.
I'm trying to be careful of that. Right now I feel like things are going really well, i've got the ideas and the motivation. That being said, I'm probably going to take a break for several days just to stay fresh. Thanks for sticking with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748940
Yeah the story was cool, i just hope someday someone will make a true healing Kiki story, the last one was never finished and it is kinda a hope crusher when everyone else in the threads want to see yan/dom Kikis instead of the legit ones.

[Anonymous No.]

So I was at the grocery store today and I saw an employee struggling with a very large crate of pickles. He was wobbling and it seemed like he'd fall over at any moment.

He had a real, uh...hmmm...like, an expression that is the opposite of sweet? Unpleasant, yeah.

So the guy with the pickles is wobbling around and he nearly bumps into these kids who were running around all full of piss and...piss and...gosh, what's the word? Oh yeah, piss and fire.

And then he starts to really lose it and flail around and, just in time, I rush in to save him from crashing pickles-first into a display of minced garlic. The manager herself thanked me and gave me a book of coupons as a reward.

So yeah, I'm kind of a big dill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748975
Charon get the fuck outta here with ya damn puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748975
Obligatory threatening post involving hobos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748706
>we'd had enough of all the writefaggotry and tripfagging
>and tripfagging
That's really ironic coming from them, as they had namefags and tripfags up the wazoo as the animu aired for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749019
Yes, it is ironic. But they don't see that. Everything bad that ever happened or will ever happen is our fault, see. Because we wrote stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748975
Is it possible to pay Charon with dickings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747878
Taht dhampir ass
Would tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749026
No. She has unlimited access to dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747878
She's giving me some Eric Lecarde vibes for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749031
I thought part of Charon's whole thing was the fact that her job as ferryman kept her from getting laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749046
What? No. She gets raped by hobos all the time. Just like Junko probably does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749049
I bet you're the reason bonnet-tipper Lizardman exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749055
I'm only directly responsible for one piece of threadcanon and even that was just people taking something that was intended to be about an individual and extrapolating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749049
>Just like Junko probably does
I'll cut you

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire mom goes through her dhampir daughter's wardrobe
>tries on her outfits
>kyaaas because it reminds her of her youth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749021
I wonder if we'll have any /a/ threadgoers lurk over here out of curiosity, and whatever they "learn" about us in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746960
Damn nigga, this is really fucking clever. I like it. I like it a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749046
It was.
>le threadcanon

[Anonymous No.]

This is a good time to like Monster Girls, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749062
>Dhampir comes home
>Finds her parents having sex in her bed
>While her mother wears her clothes
>She brought friends over that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749074
Eh, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749074
Could be the best or the worst, depending on your tolerance towards newcomers.

Frankly, I think being the newcomer sucks. You try to get into something, only to be heckled over not getting into it sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749079
>maybe
LOOK AT THAT THING! IT'S ADORABLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749078
>"Wow Ann, I'm really glad I came today!"
>"Yeah! Who knew we'd finally get to see your Dad naked!"
>"S-shut up! I'm still trying to get over that my mom was wearing my clothes."
>"Hey, didn't your dad have that tatoo on his ribs like the guy in "Dances in Wolves" and "Catty Shack"?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749066
Glad you liked it. I had to throw a little bit of world building into that ocean of lewd, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749085
Aww shucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749082
>Frankly, I think being the newcomer sucks. You try to get into something, only to be heckled over not getting into it sooner.
It's why they get into it though. Anime adaptations bring in the worst kind of newcomers, the kind that knew about it before but couldn't be bothered to read the manga even though it takes less time with the only reason being that it didn't have pretty colours to keep their attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749082
I remember being new to Monster Girls. I got snatched up by Rachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
Hey, at least you got snatched up by the best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
I remember that too. I spent at least 8 hours straight reading everything on the MGE wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
same thing happened to me
best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
I started with monstergirls when I read Okayado's web comics 3 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749106
Is it a normal thing to develop a desire to be lovingly tied up after seeing Rachnee in action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747820
>>13747822

>You're free to try and run, but where will you go?
>To what will hiding behind brick and mortar avail you?
>I have your scent, now.
>No matter how far you run, how hard the stone, I will catch you
>There's no escape, human
>You're going to be my husband and you'll learn to love me
>I'll keep you fed and bedded
>Is that too much to want to deny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749086
>expecting girls her age to know those movies
>they want to try out her dad now
>Party formed, dhampir and co. need to defeat mama Vamp now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
I eventually found Monstergirls on Reddit after seeing an MGE CYOA with a lot of girls on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747820
>>13747822
>yandere/crazy wurms
>the retard is just an act

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
I found this place after discovering an MM thread, reading a few chapters, then buggering off.
Soon after, I discovered a writefag list in the archives. Keep in mind this was around January of '14.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
Can't remember where mine was. It was either when ch.2 of MonMusu came out or it was the first mermaid one-shot. While I love the mermaid chapter, it was the second arachne one-shot that sold me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749125
No. Bondage is bad and you should feel bad!
>>13749131
>Wurm becomes emperor because everyone thinks they can manipulate her, the harmless retard
>I, Claudius intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749126
>>13749131
I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
I was trying to pin point the exact moment I realised I was into monster girls and realised it was probably 7 years ago when a friend of mine drew a mermaid. I jokingly said the Mermaid was hot and she thought I was weird for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749126
How long is her tongue?
Also is she down with cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749148
>No. Bondage is bad and you should feel bad!
Where do you think you are mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749127
>Mama Vamp

>"Hello daughter, are you and your friends having fun?"
>"Yes Ms. Nonymo-"
>"Don't try and distract us mother! We've come to rescue father from your evil clutches!'
>"Weren't we just going to ask if we could give your dad a try?"
>"OH? You think that you can free your father?"
>Mama vampire stands up and throws off her cloak, revealing pale flesh, rock hard abs, and great breasts that are only covered by a few belts and straps.
>And daggers, LOTS of daggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749154
>doesn't get Futurama reference
Kids these days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748273
>tfw there will never be a hard foighting monster grill
>Even when she's de-armored down to nothing she still goes hard without giving any fucks
>Hard foighting, hard foicking, non-stop dueling machine with no KYAA to be found

Man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749157
What class are her friends? Lets hope they have a nice balanced party and not something dumb like 4 fighters for a tower of power, or 4 white mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749157
>Mama vampire stands up and throws off her cloak, revealing pale flesh, rock hard abs, and great breasts that are only covered by a few belts and straps.
>And daggers, LOTS of daggers.
Niiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749157
I hope vamp wins. It's her husband after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749179
That, and the kids are a hundred years too early to challenge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749074
why is her voice so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749157
>DIO style Vampire girl
So wait, does that make the Dhampir Giorno?
And will the Vampire say something about her husband's blood giving her the greatest high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749174
>Damphir thief
>Familiar Onion Knight
>Lamia white mage

>>13749179
Don't worry, mama vamp's spent a couple decades as a mercenary and can even run across water and up walls.
She's got this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749185
Because she's a Dumpire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749177
>>13749189

https://youtu.be/z1OpA4qeIzI?t=59

>TFW I still get manly tears when these lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749194
>and up walls
Can she plant her feet in there Dio style? That'd pretty damn intimidating, especially if she's angered by the fact someone would dare try to steal her precious hubby from her.
>>13749205
Part 1 Dio still looks better than Part 3 DIO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749127
You know, I honsetly think the movie industry in MGC would just be P'Orn.
Those movies would be the 'classics' like Caddy Shack and Ghost Busters are today, except with more sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749215

https://youtu.be/wmRRjpDaelY?t=79

>TFW

It's not a perfect mix, but I'll be damned if that song wasn't fitting as fuck for his death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749215
Probably, although I'm surprised no one caught the other reference I was going for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749189
>Meanwhile, Anon is busy making dinner
>Hears the commotion
>Comes wandering into the room
>"Oh, are you girls staying for dinner? I'll set up plates for you th-"
>His wife grabs him and drinks some of his blood
>"H-hey, sweetie, not in front of the kids!"
>She lets go, turns back to her daughter and friends and exclaims "Ah! The Nonymous blood is the perfect compliment to my body! I cannot be defeated now, I'm invincible!"
>Anon shakes his head and heads back to the kitchen
>He won't admit it, but he loves his wife's chunni nature

[Anonymous No.]

Stop reminding me how much I want a vampire waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Jungle Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749223
Maybe because the other reference that comes to mind is Vamp, but nobody wants to be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749225
She could take full advantage of her chuuniness by using her wings for things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749230
ooga booga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749170
She is seriously my favorite. I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749223
She licks her knives sensually while thinking about her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749228
Why would you want a Vampire anyway? She's basically just an undead mosquito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749242
Those knives better get covered in white stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749240
Aye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749239
>Abandoned as a shota, Anon was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of MGC with her sister Eustacia Bag.
>But rapey stuff happens in the middle of MGC and its up to Anon to save his new home!
>Stupid Shota! Oooga boooga booga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749225

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgkxSkF7QOU

>Your vampire wife will never go full fucking chuuni on you
>Come home on Halloween
>The entire house has been remodeled to look like the interior of an old castle
>She's on a throne with large red drapes on either side of her
>She's smiling smugly at you, a red wine glass in one hand
>SO YOU'VE MADE IT, ANON BELMONT
>Quirk an eyebrow at her
>She stands up and shows you she's in the full nude, flaring her wings out like a Vampire Lord
>IT WAS NOT BY YOUR HAND I WAS ONCE AGAIN IN THE NUDE FLESH!
>She takes a sip of the red wine and throws the glass to the floor, shattering it
>BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!
>Your wife's face when you bring out a bottle of water and throw it into the sky
>Her face when you yell the two words a vampire never wants to hear
>HYDRO STORM
>You've never felt so smug as she goes "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in her most exaggerated Wakamoto voice impression
>Take her back to the bedroom
>Tuck her in and sigh softly, wondering if her chuuni schtick is just a lovable phase all vampires go through

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749242
Of course she would, what kind of woman do you take her for?

>"Mom, please stop licking the knives. Its gross!"
>"Fufufu, if you can't handle this then there is no way you could handle your father!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749243
Femdom, ara ara, classy girl, biting fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749261
Your answer is satisfactory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749253
>>13749257
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be childhood friends with a vampire!
We'd build a couch cushion fort and I'd storm it, losing because she still has a higher strength then me even as a kid.
Then her older, damphir sister would join in to even the odds!
Then we Pop in a movie and eat popcorn while sitting in our fort

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749246

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749277
I only deleted my image to post a vampire because I thought they were what was hot now, no wars here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749271
>I want to be childhood friends with a vampire!
My nigger. Imagine spending holidays in her families castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749277
Such bodies are pleasant to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749253
at least you don't have to deal with a chuuni lich
>everyday
>every goddamn day
>I have to 'fight' the newly raised zombie maid
>yesterday she raised a manticore
>I don't know what she has in store for me today but I hear howling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749292
>chuuni lich
But wouldn't everything she imagined be within her power to make real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749277
>manfaced bitch gets the last image
It's all ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749295
Vampire saves the situation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749292
>Growing up with Chunni lich friend.
>Raises a manticore cub from the dead so you can have another friend.
>Zombie hug lust overrides sadism.
>She goes wight when you're all older and ara ara's a you.
>Still loves to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749284
>Visit her
>Her family's maids spend 3 hours washing, measuring and dressing you
>Which is weird because you're 20
>Spend the night
>That night she pounces on you and sucks your blood
>Damn near drains you dry
>Wake up the next morning
>There's a tux and a wedding dress, perfectly tailored for the two of you, hanging on the back of the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749299
>vampire
>looks just a regular human girl
>not even cosplay-tier
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749305
>Ara ara Manti-Wight childhood friend
muh diiick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749305
>Mantiwight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749307
It's a vampire, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749306
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749277

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749305
See, that wouldn't be so bad. Probably the only way I would ever accept a Manticore. I could even imagine it being something like that Dullahan thing we had going a couple threads ago where her head would deny all feelings while her body embraced you. Shit sounds hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749299
>casual clothes vampire

Someone get the poor creature an elaborate high class dress at least two centuries out of fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749305
>Zombie hug lust overrides sadism.
Boooring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749320
Ok then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749330
Meh, but at least it's better than muscle nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749330
Much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749333
>that dress
>that braid
>that gaze
>meh
MEH TO YOU, SIR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749305
>Ara-Ara Manticore Wight
>Zombie Huglust overrides sadism
But she'll still tenderly dominate me right?
And what happened to the Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW people wanting Manticores to not be sadistic teases

Faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749374
Mantiwight would probably be a sadistic tease, just in a different way from Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/L1f1JfK.jpg

Anon drawfag from the other day, I was planning on lining and coloring one of these 4 requests, opinions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749374
Damn straight they're faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749341
Of course she would, she's got some of her dominant nature back ever since she regained her intelligence, you'll just hear her purr out "Huuuugs" in the post coitus snuggling every now and then.
Lich is still there of course, she is the manti-wight's master of course. She's actually got something special planed for you that night.
After you face her MIGHTY LEGION of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749378
Dullahan please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749378
Do the dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749378
Dullahan, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749378
Color the wight, Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749377

>TFW no Manti-Wight Stories
>TFW no Nurse Manticore stories with those two from that one .less pic that's old as fuck
>TFW I have a disease and the only cure is more tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749378
Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749374
I love every kind of manticore. Salamanders are fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749074
First episode was pretty good. Goofy faces seem to be in tact for the most part, but time shall truly tell as they only get more ridiculous.

>>13749185
Well, it's better than Miia's at least. Miia's wavered between "Cute" and "Ear-Splitting Nails-on-a-Chalkboard Annoying". Just like the length of her tail seemed to fluctuate...

>>13749094
I remember getting into MGs...really just browsed pictures on Danbooru, saw the MGE, liked some of the designs, and now I've been compulsively part of MG-Communities for going on 5 years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749382
>>13749384
>>13749388
>>13749399
Looks like the Dullahan wins, is there a reason why she's so popular?

>>13749391
Are you from /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749424
Rarely ever see any art of her. The other three have plenty. One has too much, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more genki monstergirls trying to get the D. from male tsunderes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749424
Dullahan is awesome, she's got that genki girl thing going on for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749424
>is there a reason why she's so popular?
Samefagging. Nah, they are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749424
Yes. I am also a lord of the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749424
>http://i.imgur.com/L1f1JfK.jpg
Honestly I'd say it's just cause the Dullahan is the most dynamic, interesting looking picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749435
>Lord of the memes
How dare you, that's my title!

>>13749424
You should know already that there is at least one of us that browses both communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749424
>is there a reason why she's so popular?

Because the rest of those monstergirls are overexposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749152

Use your imagination, Anon.

I only did that tryhard dialogue as a sort of practice, in a sense. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749435
>>13749438
Requesting here too is kind of cheating though

>>13749429
gee I wonder who has too much fanart

[Anonymous No.]

Slime's need more love.
So do harpies.

>You will never come home to see your fluffy, harpy chick daughterus trying to fly in the living room, the floor covered in cushions as they jump off the couch and flap their wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749438
>Stealing titles.

Don't worry Anon, he MEMES well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749446
That wasn't requesting, that was opining, gosh - chillax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749446
I never request anything from you in the /vg/ threads, so I feel fine requesting here.
Besides, it's not like you know who we are anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749424
>post "come on and slam" Dullahan
>why she is so popular
Who knows.
Maybe because of the MEMES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749447
I had an idea the other day about a Slime teaming up with a Skeleton, the two binding together. Skeletons need more love too. Nobody wanted to write it though, and I never finish anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748793
Where's the Creepy Crawly Alp. We need more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749456
>The MEMES Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749452
Damn you anonymous system!

>>13749456
The pose was unintentional though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749458
The Wurm has turned and stinky Tomoko-esque Oomukades aren't popular anymore. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749464
No excuses Alp, we need more cute and stinky Oomukades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749463
>The pose was unintentional though
The MEMES, Jack
They control people both your conscious and subconscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749464
Are you making excuses, Alpie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749471
>>13749475
I could give you sexy times but Batman Returns is starting, and like I've said before, Batman doesn't let me write. And I was captured by Zulus. I couldn't outrun them with my athlete's foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749464

Alp you fucking faggot write what you want to write about and stop trying to please absolutely everybody.

You think I enjoy sharing a digestive tract with you having to deal with the shit you ingest from the threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749479
I don't even want sexy times, I want creepy crawley times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749481
I was just joking anon, please calm down and wait, I've got an hour to work with here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749484
So you want me to write more Night Terrors, but you don't want me to write what happens in the story next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749479
Your excuses are lacking the, what's the word, believability.
I don't like liars, Alpie. Don't make me give you a time limit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749472
Y'know, a thing accidentally invoking a meme is probably truer to the definition than someone purposefully attempting to make use of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749492
Why don't you just go read my Kunoichi story that nobody read?

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749489
Yes, no wait no. Just write more Night Terrors Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749494
I would. But I don't have the time, see. Batman Returns is starting soon and I was recently captured by Zulus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749489
id like to see more night terrors too. i was enjoying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749496
So you want me to blueball the MC and blueovarie the centipede?
>>13749499
Batman Returns isn't on until 50 minutes from now and you can easily outrun the Zulus because you don't have a sprained ankle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749506
Such is true. Tell you what, Alpie. I'll read your Kunoichi story which was actually not that bad if you write an update of Night Terrors
In 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749514
>30 minutes
It won't be a long one, but I'll see what I can do. Starting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749506
No Alp, just continue the story as you had intended.
I've also already read your Kunoichi story so far. It doesn't seem bad, but so far we don't have anything more aside from an introduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749519
How obedient

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749526
If I can get around to it, I'll work the Slime-Skeleton into that one. Now stop responding to me, I've got a schedule to keep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749464
Thanks for denying my existence. Also screw you, bunting a cute and we still haven't seen how lewd that old cat can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747798
Is this from a new doujin or just some stand-alone art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749547
It's a banner for TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

So some new MGE Translations if anyone cares.

>Kesaran Pasaran
>One new paragraph
>They're always smiling
>They're made to be violently used like an onahole till they ahegao

>Large Mouse
>These girls are totally hyper-active
>If they aren't running and rubbing all over a man, they'll just be running around full of energy
>Clarification that there is only ever 1 man to a pack of Large Mice
>If the pack grows too big for the guy to handle his mousy harem, younger girls will split off into their own pack to hunt a new pack-husbando for themselves
>Clarification that it's possible for them to store too much magic that's used in their loli-turning bites, which can cause an overload that basically puts them into heat
>Clarification that lolis turned by a large mouse bite will briefly display mouse-like hyperactivity before fainting, developing a fever, and transforming
>She'll be in a state of heat like an overloaded large mouse immediately upon transformation, and will thus pounce on a guy, and build an entire pack for him with him
>They have an instinct to be part of a pack, so in the event of a large mouse being left on her own for one reason or another, she'll be driven to find a guy and MAKE a pack (of daughterus)

>Mandragora
>Absolutely nothing new.
>Just some paragraph alterations
>And stating straight-up that yes, leave a Mandragora in the dirt long enough, she'll grow to be a voluptuous beauty
>But that was already implied in the old one so who cares?

So basically Large Mice a best for daughteru dicking and that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749547

It's a banner for TFT, a site that people in the thread treat like a Leper Village when nobody is forcing them to read our writefaggotry on there alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749547
It's less pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749579
>>13749581
He already got an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749576
I wouldn't mind seeing more Large Mouse stories.

[Anonymous No.]

Times up, here's 892 words of an update. Sorry if it isn't what you hoped it would be.
New from line 453

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749579
>>13749581
Thanks, then.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749587
Man, this guy just keeps taking advantage of that poor, defenseless girl. This continues to be a grim tale of exploitation and tarnished innocence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749605
Oh come on, my writing is not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749606
It will continue to get worse when she becomes a kiss addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749605
Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749605

Well to be fair Nyanon probably got abducted by Skaven girls by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749605
No. I'm here to love kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749611
Or got mauled by an angry Jinko. He's probably laying in a hospital bed surrounded by sad mouse girls as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749587
Huh. You actually did it within the time limit. I'm starting to think you get off to being ordered around, Alpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749617
Astonishing Holmes! How'd you figure it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749605
So that I can make dumb gay OP's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749617

Alp was always the more submissive half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749630
>half
Who's the other half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749587
That came sooner than expected. I was starting to worry Nojiko would have to wait till the next full moon.

Guess the floodgates of lewd have been opened, I eagerly await what follows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749632
The other half is a big guy for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749587
How obedient. Like a little dog listening to their owner. I should order you around more often, Alpie. Like the dog you are
Wait, damn, I can't call you dog. We already have Hound. There might be some communication confusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749635
Did you honestly think they'd just leave the bath after she touched his dick?
>>13749637
Subservience is its own reward, says I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749494
Hey, sweet, my name is in the story!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live on the Arc Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749637
>>13749639
I want to be subservient to my waifu! I want her to get me a nice collar and call me her good boy! I want her to make me wan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749655
The what now?
>>13749658
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749632

An even bigger self-depricative asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

So besides his imgur and Pixiv are there any other places to look at Loen's art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749665
I'm not an asshole, I'm a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749658
>>13749660
Damn bitchboys, I bet you perverts would let your mistress parade you around on a leash and take you out in the open for anyone to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749672
Not only that, but I'd totally write about it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749672
Nah I'm not into exhibitionism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749672
I'd do it, and I'd have heart pupils the whole time and if she permitted I'd keep saying how much I love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749668

You're not even the person I'm referring to unless you're Ovaries/Bollocks/whatever the fuck name that skinflint goes by

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749672
Not them, but I would if she let me do the same. Sounds like fun, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749683
No but that sentence was structured in the way that it implied I was a smaller self-depricative asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749688

If you're Alp you're an absolutely self depricative little asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749691
There's three kinds of people, anon. Dicks, pussies and assholes. I'm a pussy. Now if you'll excuse me, Danny DeVito and Christopher Walken are great together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749672
Not really. Apart from being a sub I'm not into "weird" fetishes. I just want someone to protect my smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749682
>heart pupils
Could you possibly be a bigger slut? Maybe throwing in some ahegao? Letting her pat your head and telling you what a good boy you are after having drained you dry?

>>13749676
Well then do it fagget!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749702
>do it fagget
Vertex next week then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749702
>>13749703
Oi, only I get to order Alp around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749672

>You will never have a Manticore-sensei give you 'supplementary lessons', husking that you're a pervert who loves thick and juicy tailpussies as she milks you for all you've got

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749706
You don't get to hog me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749660
A moon-sized Wurm someone made up when talking about using Wurm power to defeat Anti-spirals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749374
>>13749380

>liking teases

I bet you like harems you pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749703
And what would Farai dominate, a candy store?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749710
Alpie, are to talking back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749672
I want a Wight to parade me around her mansion in front of her rich friends at a formal event.
>A Lilim ara ara's
>A Cheshire and Hellhound laugh to themselves
>A Vampire coyly asks if she can take the lead for a bit but is swiftly denied
>After the event she lovingly ravishes me and reminds me of the walk of shame
>She even noticed I checked out that Arch Imp's ass and slams her hips down harder while calling me a slut
I've lost control of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749712

Bicorn is in my top ten so yeah I guess I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749711
I like it.
>>13749713
Cwaigie-waigie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749576
>large mouse best for DD

That's not dhampir nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749702
>Could you possibly be a bigger slut
For her? Of course I'll be! I'll be anything she wants me to be!

>Maybe throwing in some ahegao
My Mistress is bound do make me do that with her skills!

>Letting her pat your head and telling you what a good boy you are after having drained you dry?
I am the biggest slut in the world for headpats and compliments from my Mistress! The biggest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749721
I meant harem anime, that results in FUCKING NOTHING because japan is a stupid loli afraid of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749708
>getting milked after hours by a Manticore-sensei
Only if it's an open secret in the school that I'm the Manticore's boy toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749586
I know Quicksilver did one, but it's just one mouse. It's also kinky like most of his other stuff, if you're in to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749731
You really are a gigantic slut. At least you wouldn't do orgasm denial. You wouldn't do orgasm denial and be made to beg to be allowed to blow your load in your mistress' fertile depths, right?
That would just be over the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749738
I'd imagine that she'd be very possessive though, as she still has to compete with the younger monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749731
>Of course I'll be! I'll be anything she wants me to be!
And what if she wants you to actually be dominant for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749708
>Manticore sensei keeps you after hours for 'private lessons'
>Ties you down to a desk & gives you a prick of venom
>Teases her tailpussy against your throbbing loins as she goes over the lesson
>Your mind is about to black out from restrained desire
>Gives you a small quiz at the end
>Every right answer loosens up your pants, bringing her pulsating tail ever closer
>Pass, and you get your sweet release as she drains you
>Fail, and you're left with the world's worst case of blue balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749737
It's gotten to the point where it's hilarious if it does end up happening. I remember there was this manga I read where in the last chapter the MC does something to save the main girl from a coma or something like that and wakes up to find every girl in his harem except the main girl and his childhood friend plus three who weren't even in the harem in bed with him naked.
According to one of them, they took advantage of him in his sleep.
What was that one called again?
Bonus points, they were pretty much all Youkai and the main girl was a Catgirl samurai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749744
That's the best part. Extra long and rough milkings whenever she gets jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749739
>spoiler
Yeah, that seems to be his thing. Even the holst story had something related to in it. I don't remember it from the first doll story though. Not that I mind either way. His stuff is real cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749432
>tsundere

BITCH SLAP! SLAPPITY SLAP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749751
I think you mean Omamori Himari, though I can't be sure as I'm only a couple of chapters in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749751
Sounds like Omamori Himari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749751
Omamori Himari.
I was loosing my shit at the last chapter. Everyone got the dick except the bitchy childhood friend, such a glorious ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749751
>catgirl samurai

I know of it, but not the name or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749743
I'll beg! I'll beg just to earn the right to be in my Mistress' presence! I'll beg for whatever she wants me to beg, or whatever she wishes to deny me of! I'll be her good boy and do whatever she tells me, even if it's keeping me on the edge!

>>13749747
O-Oh...

Well, I mean I guess I could, but I won't like it. This wasn't part of what we initially agreed on in the contract though. I'm supposed to be her little submissive boytoy slut, not some depraved maledomer capable of imprinting her ass on the wall. No offense maledoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749759
>>13749760
>>13749761
That was the one!
Literally all the girls got tired of him being chaste and fucked him in his sleep, and the Modern Tsundere didn't get any!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749751
Was the gif of the couple holding hands being censored for real, or just a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749755
Yeah, I don't remember either, I may have to go back and reread it. I wonder if he'll ever continue it? I'm glad we have a resident kinkster now, that's muh fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749756
Male tsundere is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749766
You're such a little boyslut you'd deserve being teased for days on end without release and then only allowed to finish with the hand or analogous appendage of your mistress while being berated for your shameless writhing and panting.
Have you no shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749778
I want to be a monstergirl's tsundere childhood friend who denies his feelings for her.
I want her to break through the harsh rude "tsun" and expose the easily flustered "dere"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749749
>>13749744
>>13749738
>>13749754

>Sensei makes you wear a condom every time she milks you, sometimes enough to where it looks more like a water balloon than condom
>Go to your usual lessons one day, there's a smaller Manticore there now, not nearly as curvaceous and mature as Sensei
>Her tailpussy is small and dainty compared to the thick and cumbersome maul that your teacher has, she grins widely at you as she starts undressing you from behind
"Go ahead, dear. Do it."
>The younger Manticore nods and flexes her lovebulb open, your cock starts jumping at the idea of being inside since Sensei always blue balls you
"You want it, don't you? It's probably too tight of a fit for you. But you want to wreck it anyway because you're a little perveeeert <3~"
>She slaps you on the ass, smiling to the student as she jumps up in surprise
"All you have to do is let them know how much of a whore they are. But look at him, he's in so much pain? How do you think we'll relieve him of all this venom?"
>She gulps wearily
"B-by milking him?"
"Good girl."
>You can't imagine it was a comfortable fit with the dainty tailpussy sucking on you, the student giving small huffs of "oh fuck" and "Mm" as her unpolished technique gets you off
>Sensei suddenly releases your arms from behind you, laughing softly
"Go ahead, show her how much of a slut you really are for the tailpussy."
>The student's blushing furiously as you start jerking her tailpussy on your dick like a living onahole, the itching in your balls and cock not subsiding until you've already spent three loads into her
>Throw her onto the floor, spreading her legs
>You had to fuck her and pump her full of your cubs
>But before you can mount her, Sensei pulls you back and throws you onto your back, sitting on your face
>Her sex is right on you, slathering you in warmth and wetness, she pulls up slightly before you can taste her
"Ah-ah. My pussy, my rules."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749793
Sensei created her own rival, didn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749793
Anon, please. You don't know what you're doing to tailpussy sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748805
When I realized that Waterworld is like a kidfriendly mediocre Mad Max. When I realize that a mad max in coastal waters would have been awesome. When I realize I may have to wait until I find a steady job to finally see a new Mad Max: Sea Pirates edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749799
I'd say more like an apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749770
It really does nothing for me, personally, but he does it well enough to keep reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749793
>guy gets to blow several loads into a tailpussy and it still feels like he's getting blue balled

I'm starting to see what's the deal with finally putting it in a Manticore's regular pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749094
I first read Okayado's comics when Luscio.us was still around before they changed into a new unintuitive site. Oh man, back then I still read stuff from Onemanga instead of downloading manga and anime episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749793

"Naughty little perverts like you need to have their heat cooled down, and this is only one of the ways I know how to do it <3~"
>Sensei's starting to grind her pussy onto your face, teasing your aching cock's head with the lightest of tailpussy kisses, never taking you inside
>You're almost blacking out now from the Herculean restraint you're having to exert, unable to lick Sensei's pussy, her hips gyrating her clit onto your nose
"Hey now, come here, come here."
>The student is watching now, her legs bent inward, as her tail swishes back and forth, watching Sensei expertly blueball you with blissful torment
"You want to keep him going for hours, don't you?"
>She nods bashfully, and then goes beet red when she whispers something into her ear, expertly dismounting you and leaving your face covered in her juices
>Sensei grips your arms as the student pries your legs open, your cock's head glistening atop the mast between your legs
>Fuck you needed to come, and come hard
>The Student pulls off one of her tail's barbs and pricks you in your perineum
>Suddenly, your balls feel like they're cannon balls instead, the tightness bringing tears to your eyes
"Oh, poor baby. Too tight?"
>Sensei teasingly purrs at you, slinking down towards your groin as she takes a sniff of your ball sack and smiles luridly
"Mm. Nice and thick and oh so full of energy. There's no doubt you'd give us cubs if we let you come inside of us."
>A small pout
"But you're not ready for that yet."
>The student maneuvers her tailpussy and takes one of your testes in, popping it in and out wetly as Sensei finally gives you what you wanted, the raw flesh of her lovebulb
>She sucks in deep and hard, the pulsating walls of her tail's inner flesh dragging up sparks of unspeakable pleasure
>You explode into her tail
>Afterwards, Sensei and the student push both of their manes into your face until you can only smell them
"This is the key part, dear. Mark him as ours so the others stay away."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749829
I'd probably kill myself after all that. Manticore forever a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749829
>Afterwards, Sensei and the student push both of their manes into your face until you can only smell them
>"This is the key part, dear. Mark him as ours so the others stay away."
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>so the thread will end
>and new autism will be made in another

cycle of life~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749853
It's the circle of life you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749853
IT'S THE CIIIRCLE OF LIFE

Hinya hin yay

AND IT MOVES ASOAR US

hinya hin yay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749853
It's an allegory for the circle of reincarnation. Unless we give up on our hate, we'll be here forever more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749829
>Afterwards, Sensei and the student push both of their manes into your face until you can only smell them
Manticores are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749829
It's like they were made for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749859
Where the fuck have you been? The last three threads or so have been so sickeningly mellow I've considered returning to my shitposting ways. Is this what soldiers go through when trying to go back to civilian life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749793
>>13749829
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749859
We aren't even the last in line though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an Arch alp so I can go fuck would be alps that haven't changed yet to try and save them from alping by giving them a taste of monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749884
The hero that alp anons need, but not the hero they deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749884
>being the monstergirfaggot
GET THE FU-
>but keeping more alps from being made
I hate myself, but carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749884
I want Urobuchi to write your story, so that you drown in despair realizing you lost your manhood, your dignity, and ultimately, yourself, only to learn that nothing can change the nature of a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749884
A Grey Knight.

[Anonymous No.]

So has Zombie Neko posted any more art recently?
I haven't seen him in a while and I'm curious if he's still on that spirit journey or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749666
loen91.deviantart.com/
You are welcome satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749884
But anon, what happens if one of the would-be alps ends up falling head over heels for you? Would you be able to deal with an obsessive anon who claims to be your biggest fan and tries to marry you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749913
Huh, yeah. That's a good question. I haven't seen ZN in a while. A long while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749917
>implying he won't be a communal cumdumpster
>implying that's not exactly what he wants

Fucking /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749829

>It's been months since it became public knowledge you were Sensei and your fellow student, Lisa's 'pet toy'
>A bunch of the others call you out on being a tailpussy slut but more times than not you're drugged up on so much venom you don't even care
"Ara ara, since you've been such a good little boy it may be time to give you your rewards."
>Sensei grins, dropping all of her clothing until she's in the full nude, Lisa follows suit
>Both of their sexes are glistening with arousal, and their tailpussies continue to open and close, bringing you to arousal
"If you thought our tails felt nice, you're going to love -this-"
>Lisa is up first, taking the lead with newfound confidence as she lays you down on the floor, giving your ear a playful nip as she sinks her hips down onto yours
>Fireworks go off in your brain as her pussy grasps at your rock hard cock like a sheath, sucking you in every time she bounces off of you and pulling you deeper
"Go ahead, milk him for all he's got"
>She speeds up, her walls lapping at you as she comes closer to climax
>Her hips press down on yours, hilting you to the base as you end up ejaculating into her
>Lisa purrs contentedly, feeling the warmth of your seed in her stomach
"Oh no~ Not on such an UNsafe day <3!"
>You're fully awake now, trying to pull out, but the grasping sheath of her pussy is holding you tight until the last spurts of your orgasm
>She dismounts and Sensei takes her place, bouncing up on you and giving you full view of her breasts swinging
"Such a bad little boy. Coming inside of a girl when it's her unsafe day. What to do, what to do <3~"
>Her tailpussy covers your face as she rides you ragged, and she leans in to whisper in your ear
"She may have been your first time, but I'm going to be your first... wife"
>End up coming inside Sensei as well, they take turns until you're practically skin and bones, seed leaking out of their pussies
>Years later, you have two wives and four daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749917
Then I have a choice. Give up on what could be my one chance for personal happiness, or continue my mission to avoid NTR situations.
Alas, I must continue my grand crusade to prevent alping. Because I'm Alpwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749923
The last time I remember seeing him or hearing from him was when he was talking about disappearing for a while to better his skills, I doubt he could be gone for this long, it's been more than a few months at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749933
But anon, the more you run the more obsessive you're fan will get. You might create a Supervillain that's obsessed with you and will do anything in his power to have you in his grasp so he can cuddle and marry you!

Do you really want to turn MGC into a place of Superheroes and Supervillains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749929
Fukkin saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749937
That and both Mari and .Less have come back from the "spirit quest" they all went on. And like you said, it's been a very long time
She's a good artist too! And was our cute artist subsitute when Loen went to Mordor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749939
It's too late for that. Wurm-chan already has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749929
This was a good one. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749793
>>13749829
>>13749929
Stupid sexy manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749943
I checked Bob's site where some of his art is hosted, but it doesn't look like anything we haven't seen has been posted there, aside from his donut steele being sexually groped by KC's.
Looks like he's M.I.A. as of the moment, I hope he comes back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749971
That's intriguing. Wonder where she went
We should ask .Less or Mari the next time they show up. They're all friends so maybe they know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749939
>Not wanting to become the dairy avenger who stalks the night

I shall fight crime as the Milk Man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749977
Is it me, or are the drawfags more buddy-buddy with each other than the writefags are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749946
How insulting...

I'm not a Super Villain! I'm ridding the city of criminal filth in a superior fashion to Super Wurm!

Super Hero! It's what I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749987
Well, it's sort of a half of half. .Less, Mari, I think Mithril, and ZN seem to all be friends. Mono does her own thing, and so does Luth. I think
Loen keeps to himself. Sketch, or Latenight as some call him, also keeps to himself. Then again, I don't think Sketch has even met any of the other artists

As for writers. Well, let's not go into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749992
>superior fashion
>always late to the punch and has horrible fashion sense
Just give up or end up like the Revenge-fetish guy from Franken Fran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749998
>Mono does her own thing
>her own thing
>her
Mono was a girl? Anyway, I think the writefags are moderately friendly with each other, even if they're not doing 15 hour long Skype or ERP sessions like Mari and .Less do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750012
Monorus is a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750017
So he mistyped then.
Otherwise all those "personal things" and long absences about make too much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750012
>>13750017
>>13750022
I have this thing where if the name sounds feminine, I call them like they're feminine until told otherwise. Mono's a guy, but I still call him a her
I do it with ZN. I used to do it with Loen, do it with Sketch B-Because female lawyers are my fetish etc. etc.

Moving on, what you say is in fact true. But it still doesn't explain where ZN has gone
Hell, most of the time they say that they'll be gone for a bit. Loen said he was going to explore the cosmos, Mari and .less said there were going on a quest, cap got a family, etc. ZN just vanished

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750036
I-I can female for you anon! I'll alp and wear frilly dresses and let you pound me whenever you feel the urge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750049
Damn it, don't make it gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750036
.Less would know where he went since somehow those two are buddies.
But .Less is .Less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750049
Don't be such an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750055
True. And .Less hasn't shown up here in a while
Mari on the other hand. She knows .Less, so maybe we could ask her.
But if she doesn't know, then we're just going to have to wait for .Less to show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750065
>Mari
Commence the Lilim discussion then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750065
>>13750055
.Less has shown up fairly recently, last thread in fact if I remember correctly.
He probably won't answer us though, Mari is really the only drawfag aside from Loen who really interacts with the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749999
>Horrible Fashion sense
>Implying my new Suit isn't legit as fuck

It's like being in a Batsuit. Except with a red helmet and no cape.

Besides I'm never too late to save Super Wurm while "solving" the criminals she fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750076
It's true.
Well actually, the artist who's doing the Dullahan above interacted, so add that
But either way, Mari it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750079
>save Super Wurm
>Batsuit
Oh great, it's one half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo. All you need now is someone to be your Robin, and I think Alp is somewhere nearby.

>>13750076
Sketch interacts a little. The rest of the drawfags, and maybe even the writefags, are really no longer close with the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750074
I want a Lilim to smugly dominate me doggy style and then tell me to go to the kitchen and make her dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750092
Hyphen isn't really a regular here. He comes from the far east lands of /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750074
I want to see a Lilim with the beast horns and insect like chitin that KC mentioned in a translated Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747324
>Siren....

Would teach her to play an instrument so we could make music on the shore...

And then make "music" afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749965
>>13749955
>>13749940

Glad you fine gents liked it.

That feeling when a Manticore-Kitsune fusion would have not one, not two, but nine tailpussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750093
A bunch of the writefags still interact. Like, actually more than the ones that don't, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750105
It doesn't matter if he's from the moon or the creepy basement where /x/ is; at least he interacts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750093
>implying I can be gay when I banged Super Wurm

Her pussy is just as Super as you imagine it to be filth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750101
>>13750108
I want to get off my ass and do that Lilim idea that would be the writing equivalent of blowing my foot off with a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750092
The guy doing the dullahan isn't a resident drawfag, he's from the community over on /vg/

>>13750093
I don't think the content producers were evrer really close to the threads, even Mari gets told off when she tries to interact with people because >blogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750108
I want to be raped by the Alp Lilim! I want to cuddle her and bring out that awkward personality of an Alp mixed with the dominance and power of a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750105
I wonder, what compels drawfags to a rough place like this at random times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750118
>when I banged Super Wurm
Anon you banged a little Wurm dressed up as her for Halloween. Only reason you haven't been locked up is because Sabboth is pulling strings for you for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750125
Adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750113
Nine times the lust.
Nine times the firepower.

There is no hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750123
Mari always gets told off. At least she still interacts. Most who get told off just up and leave
Mari has thick skin. And by thick skin I mean she really doesn't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750113
>not one, not two, but nine tailpussies
You've gone too far, you must be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750120
Try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750138
But, Anon, would you be able to handle another Lilim OC like Ilassa, or something possibly worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750124
I'd be content with an Alp that's perfectly fine with and confident in what she is and intends to get the most mileage out of her new body to my expense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750125
The /vg/ threads are slow as fuck, so he's probably coming here to do some drawing for us while they wait for the translation of Paradox.
Though he's also doing art for a game a few people on the /vg/ threads are making, so he might just be doing this for fun.

>>13750131
Yeah I agree, having Mari interact with the community is much better than the situation we have with the writefags, where they feel like they shouldn't/can't converse directly with the community because people will attack or harass them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750145
Call the cops, idgaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750124
I want to ruthlessly fuck a Lilim for hours using raging mushrooms! as a last memento for my dick before I inevitably alp. She can then tenderly dominate me and teach me everything about my new body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750145
Ilassa wasn't terrible in my opinion, but her core concept just didn't mesh with what Lilim are.

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to be an alp

WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750113
>Giving Manticores magic powers
When will you learn that this is never a good idea No creature should ever have that much rape power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750169
Alps were a mistake. - KC

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Due to the start of a nuclear war resulting in a nuclear holocaust and a series of unfortunate events you and an elf are trapped in an underground bio-dome by yourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750174
Time to put on my elf-teasing pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750161
You mean overly nymphomaniac girls in love with love of both the physical and spiritual sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750150
I only ever 'interact' when I drop a story or if it's a question directed at me
I'm just Anon the rest of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750169

>stronger and more sturdy body of a mamono
>you can fly
>various magic Succubus powers
>better end of sex
>upgrade from rape victim to rapist
>cute spadetail you can stick into things
>womans underwear is more comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750174
Don't tell me I have to put up with this for the next few decades, just let me out of the biodome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750137
>>13750170
>>13750130

If I had my way i'd tri-fuse a Gazer, Manticore, and a Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750199
Bullshit. Boxers and a tank-top are the most fucking comfortable undergarments in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750174
Is she at least a Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750105
>>13750117
>>13750125
>>13750150
Maybe I simply like monster girls overall, given that MGQ and Paradox are the only major games featuring many of them I first lurked in vg, and now I started lurking here too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750185
>or if it's a question directed at me
Yeah but that's the thing, most people won't even do so much as that, they'll just drop a story or picture and run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750199
so most people in these threads shit all over succubutts (despite them being one of the best girls) BUT they totally want to be one... odd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750207
She's an Elf-Wight

>>13750211
Well do be careful if you plan on staying. Don't need another nice thing being driven away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750211
Just don't pull a Bromont and we'll get along just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750179
Not quite. The two canon Lilims we've seen so far are characters with strong driving passions that they agressively pursue. The Queen of Hearts created her own personal la-la land of crazy and debauchery. Druella wants to see her mothers vision of unifying man and monster into a single race realized and anyone who gets in it's way can get fucked, pun fully intended.
And then you have the mellow Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750218
>>13750221
I wouldn't be a drawfag if I wasn't prepared for backlash, I'll mostly hang around as a lurker though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750222
Well not all of them need to represent something.
There is always at least one black sheep in every family as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750227
>backlash
It's much more than that you have to worry aboot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750211
Be wary of posting here, there are a number of people who would love nothing more than to chase you off just to make the threads a shittier place.
Feel free to keep giving us content though, god knows we need more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750174
First, I break her down. That haughty facade will shatter once she eventually realizes that I'm literally the last guy alive & that it's pretty much up to us to fix everything

Then, I build her back up. Comfort her, assure her that we can fix this somehow. Purify the immediate area, start regrowing plants & food.

Then we work on repopulating. I give her a part of my rations so that she gets nice and plump, then we spend every moment that isn't used for regrowing nature to churn out an army of knife ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750221
Eh? What did Bromont do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750221
Hello again. Your butt still sore over inconsequential things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742687
>Dat elfwight booty
Unf. I wana see her in one of those skimpy, high-hipped 90s leotards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750204
She would lead such a sad existance.

She has the ability to trick all, the ability to rape all, and the ability to cause everyone who looks at her to instantly fall for her. Nothing can face her or stand in her way.

But how can you rape and trick the willing? How can she have fun sucking people empty who don't scream in fear? The poor thing lives on the fear of others, and is a sadist at heart. But any male or boy she gets her hands on instantly falls in love with her, and never puts up any resistance. There's no fear whatsoever for her, only neverending love.

The pure lack of challenge and fun would make her the saddest girl in the world. Wandering the globe in order to find someone capable of resisting her gaze is what keeps her driving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750239
Absolutely nothing besides going somewhere else.
He still comes back every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750239
He dares to post on cripplehitlerchan's /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750214
Probably don't want to blog, I know I don't.
This is a thread for monster girls, not listening to me say which MG is/isn't good or how work went.
I'm fine just posting as an Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750239
Imagine if your daughter decided to abandon you, prostitute herself in an ally where pedophiles and assholes who post revenge porn go, and then still has the gall to come back to your house and call herself your daughter.

That's what Bromont did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750263
>making a mountain out of a mole hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750239
Literally nothing besides try and post somewhere else, it'd be like if you deciding to lurk here along with in the /vg/ threads made the /vg/ threads shit their pants with jealousy and collective rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750228
>Well not all of them need to represent something.
That's right, but I still don't see her fitting as a creature that's supercharged with a form of energy that feeds off of base impulses and passion. Not saying they should be impulsive or shortsighted, but I'd sort of expect beings some fervor, some more apparent passion towards attaining their goals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750263
Your obsession with this nonissue is unhealthy even by this thread's standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750263
This kind of overreaction is why people don't want to come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750247
>>13750252
>>13750263
>>13750271

So, he's just posting in multiple places, then?
That's not really a problem at all. Sounds like some Anon's just gone yandere for him, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750232
>>13750234
I'll trust these statements

>>13750257
There is a reason why I only posted images without any comment here

>>13750271
He's not me though

>>13750284
I'm already doing that. I guess I'm doomed then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750245
Just find her a nice blind man. Can't rape-stare someone if they can't see. And I'd imagine the fear of a guy being set upon by some unholy force that he can't see or fight against would satisfy her.

That, or he becomes her best friend because his lack of eyes frees him of bias & she just cuddles with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750284
Pretty much, but that's the norm here, people are obnoxiously possessive and jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750272

What if that passion is planning for the plans that have yet to be planned? You'd never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750272
One idea I have is she's a complete 180 from the others. As in, she's the exact opposite of passionate or zesty, and because of that her power among her sisters take a crippling hit that makes her the absolute weakest out of them. She also has a very slowly building lust compared to them, but it doesn't go down at all even if she has sex nonstop for years. Overall I rated the idea as a 0.6/10 for potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750303
Yeah, but intricate plots and plans within plans aren't usually associated with passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750296
It would be an odd experience for him. She would "kiss" him all over his body with all her tailpussies as a form of affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>Manticore with multiple tailpussies
>Can't find a guy because they all think she's just some gross gangbang slut
>She's actually never had a dick before because of that
>She hates herself, and her parents for making her this way
She needs healing, Anons. Which of you is kind enough?

[Anonymous No.]

A name for a cheerful and optimistic Harpy, a bit clingy but not highly energetic/genki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750332
Flappy Mc Featherface

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750332
Winona.
Winny for short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750327
I am. What are her interests? What's her personality like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750327
Now I can fist two tailpussies....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750332
Sherry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750332
Hal like Halphas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750340
I like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750338
She likes ganbangs
She dislikes clones of the same dick. Thinks they're boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750344
Sluuuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750327
> healing

bitch that's my fetish you going to get healed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750327
That just means more holes to please.You could eat out one of her tails while the other milks you.

That or you could use them both as reigns when fucking her pussy-pussy from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750344
>Can't find a guy because they all think she's just some gross gangbang slut
>She likes ganbangs
>She dislikes clones of the same dick. Thinks they're boring.

So people are right and she's a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750356
No? That was just some other anon interjecting with stupid shit.

Likely because he can't accept the superiority of the tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750310

Tzeentch would like a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750372
Tzeentch can suck my dick. He probably have a few dozen plans stashed away on how to do it too, the faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750379
Anon he can make it so you think he is sucking your dick but in fact it is you who is sucking your dick.

Man I could go for some 40k monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750355
I like this idea

[Anonymous No.]

/monster/ > /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

If your not shitposting, your not trying hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750386
Fuck off Bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750386
>redditchan > anything
Excuse me while I laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750386
At least we don't hang out with actual cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750391
Wasn't moot the original cuck? I mean, he decimated /pol/ when they kept calling him one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750389
I'm not the fag you replied to, but you really need to tone down the salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750386
Anti-Bromont false flagging, nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.]

/hbg/>/mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750360
You tryina make me laugh to death, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750396
No. There's a board for Cuckqueans and /Monster/ is friendly with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750402
/mgq/ > /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750407
How would you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750408
/mgz/>/mgv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750407
You seem quite privy to what's going on over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750408
>>13750414
Solid Snake > Big Boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750402
>mfw posting timestamped dick pics on /hbg/
>mfw no face because a Hellhound found out where I live and came and fucked me into the hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750383

>TFW do Warhammer Fantasy girls
>Nobody cares
>TFW do Warhammer 40K girls
>MGG would flip their shit

Haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750402
Unfortunately true.
If only because it exists in a world where monstergirls are real.