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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>> No.13736619

First for Kikis are olev.

>> No.13736620
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Bring in the spiders

>> No.13736622

Is that a Lich getting emotional?

>> No.13736625
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Crow Love is best love

>> No.13736630


Holsts can be pretty lewd.

>> No.13736633

Moo-moo please, it's way too hot right now for that kind of stuff.

>> No.13736639

Guys, guys! What if... the cookie jar was in a locked room, right? And a Wurm burrowed through a Wurmhole to eat the cookies, and then went out through the same Wurmhole, and then shut it, there would be no evidence of forced entry, right?
It's the perfect crime.

>> No.13736643

Grimoires are serious business.

>> No.13736644

>No summer dicking
>No sweaty, salty, slippery sticky sex

What's wrong with you?

>> No.13736645

What's your point?

>> No.13736647

I'm just saying, those Wise Wigglers have outsmarted us.

>> No.13736654

Do not bully the Lich!

Even if she IS a massive nerd.

>> No.13736661

No matter how many times it's posted, it's still true.

>> No.13736663

Crow love is average love.

>> No.13736667
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Angel love is best and purest love

>> No.13736670

The best indeed.

>> No.13736671

That's what her milk is for.

>> No.13736674
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Monster girls love to see men fight

>you will never get into a fight with some asshole and fight while monster girls crowd around and cheer hopefully a cock will pop out

>> No.13736678

is that the mayor of earth?

>> No.13736680
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No tsundere shark girl

>> No.13736683

>Implying that MGs wanna see a man's face get ruined

>> No.13736684

Men are far too precocious and valuable to risk getting hurt in some fight.

>> No.13736685


>> No.13736686

Amazon pls go.

>> No.13736690

The more vicious monster girls might get turned on

>> No.13736697

Yes it is. Except in that specific angel's case, that one's a real semen sommelier.

>> No.13736699
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Damn nigga, that's some hardcore hate.

>> No.13736707

Tee hee.

>> No.13736709

Or lizard girls self inserting as the loser, fantasizing about a strong man defeating her.

>> No.13736714

That's a lot of rape.

>> No.13736716

One of them sentenced you to a 100,000 years.

>> No.13736717

I want to molest those smug angels until they shyly beg for the D!

>> No.13736720


Why is he infinitely angry? Did that monstergirl make his daughter cry?

>> No.13736722

He's angry to hide his inadequacy. Impotent rage they call it.

>> No.13736732

Reminder this Guy stared in Godzilla Final Wars as a Completely normal Human fighting DBZ Kung Fu Aliens and compared himself the same level of threat to the Aliens as Godzilla.

>> No.13736747

Maybe one day. Maybe. Hopefully not actually tsundere though.

>> No.13736748

For some reason this makes remember that one fish girls manga from a while back where the main girl was an Angler Fish. Too bad it hasn't been touched since december last year.

>> No.13736749

Poor motherfucker.

>> No.13736751
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>TFW all Anon needed to top this plan off was a giant pile of bird seed with a sign on the side of the road saying FREE BIRD SEED

>> No.13736752

That's what happens when you forget the two things about Earth

>> No.13736754
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I want a mermaid with titties like this that I can slap around.

>> No.13736756

The idea of a roadrunner harpy makes me unreasonably happy.

>> No.13736776

Christ, were they actually that big, or is that a photoshop edit?

>> No.13736781

Looks like an edit.

>> No.13736783


>Anon straps on his rocket shoes in order to catch the Cockatrice girl who keeps marking him with her pheromones
>She's running as fast as she can, and he's gaining speed
>Puts her feathers to her face in a mock 'OH NO!'
>She runs faster and faster
>She's in Anon's grasp now
>Suddenly she banks right into a tunnel
>Anon tries to follow her but slams right into the painted on tunnel on the rock face, protected by patented ACME Rocketeer gear
>As he's laying on his back, the Cockatrice runs back to him, swishing her tail and dripping wet Cockatrice pussy at him
>She goes 'MEEP MEEP' and runs off again

>> No.13736784
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>Molesting MGQ Angels

They'd rape you anon.

I mean like...they'd instantly rape you. For years straight.

>> No.13736793
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Then, a busty, muscular Thunderbird zooms in and nabs the guy off the ground, raping him and subsequently husbando-ing him in mid-air.

>> No.13736798


>Cockatrice girl minding her own business, running as Cockatrices do
>Anon launches himself from an ACME Catapault at her
>Finally catches her
>Proceeds to rape the ever living Christ out of her
>County Sheriff pulls up, eyeing Anon
>Anon gets arrested for operating a catapault without a license

>> No.13736799
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>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>> No.13736810

Would you help a Stage 1 Alp turn back into a man?
Would you take the Alp in if you failed and watch him become a her?

>> No.13736811

I never want to associate with an Alp.

>> No.13736812


There are no stages to Alpdom.

>> No.13736815

Nah, I'm good. I wish them luck in their dick sucking endeavors though.

>> No.13736817

>Would you help a Stage 1 Alp turn back into a man?
Maybe, that's his choice in the end and not mine.

Or is someone/something else trying to husbando him?

>> No.13736819


Stop reminding me that I don't have the stones to do a Thunderbird story ever.

>> No.13736822

Probably not, that would only hinder them on the way to becoming the cum guzzlers they were meant to be.

>> No.13736823

Most Alps aren't willing anon.
That Succubus sucking a dick? A man wishing he would die because he's trapped in a slut's body

>> No.13736825

Screw that noise, we're both going to go all the way to stage 3 and beyond, brosisters to the bitter end!

>> No.13736828

Why ruin a perfectly good Alp?

>> No.13736829

>Beyond Stage 3
That's entering into the realm of reality altering, where you were never born a man, and you might even cause your parents to Alp-ify.

>> No.13736834

They all were in that game, but she was best girl anyway

>> No.13736837

>not Aht
She may get outclassed severely later on, but she was still best girl of that game.

>> No.13736841

Last time I checked for like 10.000 years.

>> No.13736845

That's just the stage 2 talking, he wouldn't turn into a girl unless he wanted it. The solution there is dickings until he realizes that.

Alright, I guess I will help him stay a boy, but first he needs to know this is a problem and be willing to do something about it.

>> No.13736847

These stories are fantastic! What about the episode where Bugs Bunny replaced the Roadrunner?

>> No.13736852

Man, I'm still mad the best damage dealer I had, and amusing character all around, only got a shitty gangbang scene. Fucking Kamidori.

>> No.13736855

"Sorry Anon but.. There is no way to turn you back"
>"But.. But.."
"You can never go back. The only way if to move forward."
"Now present your pussy and I'll may this as quick as possible."

>> No.13736858

That character had problems. Even when I went into my NG+ with the level scaling cap turned off like a fool she was killing end game bosses in one turn.

>> No.13736860

Yep, that was garbage.
NG+ and after game is hell.

>> No.13736871

Yep. Even in battles where death didn't activate she just wiped everyone out, and couldn't even get hit doing it. Too fucking strong.

It wasn't really all that much more difficult or anything. Just needed to take things a lot slower and be more thoughtful with your moves. That said, there were a couple real pain in the ass missions.

>> No.13736872


They're not stories, they're me blowing off steam from shitty video games.

>> No.13736880

Why would you play shitty video games when you could be Belisarius, bringing old Rome back to its glory days?

>> No.13736886
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Froppy the Froggy~

>> No.13736890

Either way I enjoyed them. What games were you playing?

>> No.13736900

>I'll make this as quick as possible.
You were doing well until this point, quick-, I mean, hotshot.

>> No.13736914

The worst thing is that all the side girls were better than the main ones. Imagine a Melodiana route. My dick and my heart would be pleased.

>> No.13736915


It's because i've lost control of my life.

>> No.13736923

Huh. That actually is a problem, huh. I never thought much about it, since I largely just started skipping over the main routes text after a while, but I would have definitely stayed invested if some of the side girls had actual routes.

>> No.13736930

I want to see a Werewolf pursuing a Werecat which is pursuing a Mouse girl at the same time!

>> No.13736931

I want to see a Harpy, Werecat and Pit Bull Dog Girl re-enact that one Loony Toon Cartoon where they drank growth formula and the Cat and Bird Outgrew the World.

>> No.13736942

Why is the thread going so slow? at this time the limit bump should have been reached already.

>> No.13736943

It was real slow this weekend too. I came back after sleeping for 10 hours to about 400 replies. I liked it.

>> No.13736944

Have you tried shovel knight? I really dig it.

Which monstergirl would like playing multiplayer games while jamming out to music?

>> No.13736946
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They're too busy playing the fully translated MGQ Paradox game.

>> No.13736949
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People are still burned out from burgerclapsandeagles day. That or they got kidnapped by Yetis.

>> No.13736952

I'm sorry. This is my first time. I-I'm still new to this. Next time, I'll try to last longer.

>> No.13736953


I have.

But at the same time I'm dealing with the need and want to procrastinate from writefagging so playing some shitty games that suck ass.

Like Silver Surfer on the NES

>> No.13736964

i want to get shipwrecked into Kikimora planet and survive yandere attempts on my life by sheer luck!

>> No.13736965

Don't you lie to me anon.
Anon pls

>> No.13736975
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>TFW Yeti in heat

>> No.13736976

I know that feel. I've been trying to edit together a video for the last five days, and instead I'm playing Sunless Sea. Damn! Seriously? That's up there with Top Gun.

>> No.13736982


No, not really. It's a shitty MOBA though so you can imagine the oodles of fun being had instead of poking fun at another IRCfag and writing about his drinking Rosé wine like a questionable male subject.

>> No.13736985

>Not now woman someone has shit taste on the internet

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>yeti begging for a titfuck
Shitposting could wait, I wouldn't be out of that bedroom for a week.

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>> No.13736999

Those can be good timesinks. I used to play ranked LoL for that. You're a good writer though! When you get around to writing it'll be something really fun.

>> No.13737003
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Is there a greater joy than going fishing on a secluded wintry retreat with your waifu?

>> No.13737004

My penis was not ready for this!

>> No.13737006

Sat what you will about him, but maydrawfag can draw some really fapworthy stuff on occasion.

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>> No.13737016


>Hey, you're gonna come to the bedroom, right?
>You're gonna wrap your arms around me and hold me tight, right?
>You're gonna drive that hard, rigid thing into my pussy and drive me crazy right?
>You're going to let me hug you until our world's melt together, right?

>Not now woman, somebody's shitposting in /mgg/

>> No.13737028

Vidyafus that also technically count as monster girls?

>> No.13737033

What an ugly wench.

>> No.13737043
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I've always liked Harpies for their simplicity and cuteness.

>> No.13737044

>Dammit I can't let them get away with their shit taste go away!
Also boner.

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>Vidyafus that also technically count as monster girls?
At least post a cute one.

>> No.13737058


If you even knew who I was you'd know i'm a mediocre writer at best, and i'm not even saying that in a pity-party or self depreciative way. Can't compare to Lanternon's lewd and world building.

Nawt Importan

>> No.13737064

Kill it.

>> No.13737065

>Vidyafus that also technically count as monster girls?
Yes, but don't fill the thread with /v/shit now.

>> No.13737068
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Going old school on this one.

>> No.13737075

I liked what you wrote already at least! You're clearly talented, and will only get better as you write. You're uniquely qualified to write about a group of MGs playing a MOBA too. Will Lizardgirl and Oni pick up enough kills to carry?!

>> No.13737081

Much to my shame the mushroom gal/guy/thing was the cutest. A shame she/he/it was useless.

>> No.13737084
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I miss Zappy-sama.

>> No.13737086

>Can't compare to Lanternon's lewd and world building.

In all fairness, who can? Just write what you want and chances are I'll enjoy it all the same.
I need to start writing again too. Its been ages since I did anything, and I've got this half finished thing I want to complete.

>> No.13737102

Alright /mgt/, which MGE girl would you most want to do each of the following with:

- Vaginal
- Anal (their ass, not yours)
- Blowjob
- Handjob
- Thighjob
- Footjob
- Paizuri (or naizuri if you have no taste)
- Oral (on them)

*YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE A GIVEN GIRL ONE TIME, so each answer will be a different girl

>> No.13737112

Is it weird if the wings and legs are the main reason I like harpies? I just think they look so incredibly pretty. More attractive than normal arms and legs.

>> No.13737113

>- Vaginal
>- Anal (their ass, not yours)
>- Blowjob
>- Handjob
>- Thighjob
>- Footjob
>- Paizuri
>- Oral (on them)

>> No.13737116

never understood the reasoning behind thighjobs why don't you just fuck?

>> No.13737117

I prefer Cerebella and Eliza.

>> No.13737120

I never understood the reasoning beyond anything other than blowjobs, paizuri and vaginal.
Why even bother?

>> No.13737123

I never understood the reasoning for anything non-vaginal. It's just useless.

>> No.13737132

>Crow tengu
>Not into anal
>All of them but mostly crow tengu

>> No.13737135

a case can be made for anal

>> No.13737141

>*YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE A GIVEN GIRL ONE TIME, so each answer will be a different girl
Don't care. All of them with my waifu.

>> No.13737144

Nope, imagine how a Haast eagle Harpy would look.

Snu-snu from above motherfuckers.

>> No.13737146

I hope you mean Houtengeki's.

>> No.13737148

>- Vaginal
Slow missionary possession with a Yeti
>- Anal (their ass, not yours)
Cheshire, attempt to fuck the smug off her face
>- Blowjob
Jabberwock, her human mouth you sick deviant
>- Thighjob
Arch Imp. Maybe some tail yanking while I'm at it.
>- Footjob
Not really into feet
>- Paizuri (or naizuri if you have no taste)
Hobgoblin. Shortstacks are love.
>- Oral (on them)
Harpy. Aim to make her flap with pleasure
>-All of the above

>> No.13737149

>haast eagle


Wow, look at that majestic fucker. Too bad they're extinct

>> No.13737153








>Oral (on them)

Though I'd rather do all of it with all of them and then take responsibility.

>> No.13737156

Werewolf. The dominant kind that would ride me until I passed out
Never saw the appeal of this.
Ghoul. They're fucking made for this.
Succubus. If only to see how the supposed masters of sex can make what is essentially masturbation interesting.
Oni. If I'm going to fuck thighs then they may as well be strong thighs
Again, don't get the appeal of this. Feet look nasty.
Holstaurus. They're meek, friendly titty monsters
>Oral (on them)
I've always wanted to lick a slime. I bet they taste better than any of the others.

>> No.13737163


Werewolf cunt would probably continue milking you after you pass out, if you're still inside of her. You don't even have to do anything.

>> No.13737168

March Hare

>> No.13737172


>> No.13737180

>You'll never be molested by a pack of /fit/ werewolf girls.
God damn it.

>> No.13737181

What about that is bait?

>> No.13737184

Also on the subject of Harpies, I've always liked the Elven ears KC has given them more than the human/feather ears other artists give them.

>> No.13737186

>all those monster parts
>Apsara over Holstaurus
>anything over Ghoul for blowjobs
Even if he's serious, he should know people with that kind of taste aren't welcome here.

>> No.13737190

>you will never see a meek nerd get stalked by a sporty Werewolf
Opposites attract.

>> No.13737191

>after a while you're exhausted, even though she's doing all the work and only seems to be getting stronger for it
>you feel like you're about to faint when she stops pounding you and sits you up for a loving cuddle
>finally, you can just snuggle up to her huge tits and bask in the afterglow together
>then the rhythmic squeezing starts

Sometimes you wonder just how bad the guys with Hellhounds get it.

>> No.13737197

Are there stories about this? Because if there aren't any I want there to be. I might even try

>> No.13737198

>Are there stories about this?
None to my knowledge.

>> No.13737200
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Then let's see it.

>> No.13737203

What about that isn't, past the first 3 ones?

>> No.13737210

I don't see any issue, he just happens to have different tastes from yours.

>> No.13737215

His tastes reek of bestialittyfag/furfag in denial.
Why should we allow people like this to shit up the place?

>> No.13737217

>How dare someone like Aspara
>Half the other posters didn't want ghoul either
Maybe you're the one baiting

>> No.13737218

>Sometimes you wonder just how bad the guys with Hellhounds get it.
Think that, but with a higher body temperature, and tighter hugs.

>> No.13737219

Is this bait?

>> No.13737220

>Gnome handjob
>Gandharva footjob

>> No.13737223

Anon, your intentions sound a little fishy to me.
Of course it is.

>> No.13737224

>Tomboy Werewolf stalks nerdy, shy love interest
>eventually gets fed up with stalking and pounces on him one day
>finds his fear adorable
>but just one thing is missing
>pulls out a potion she bought off the local Lich
>forces him to drink every last drop of it
>it turns out she's a shotacon
>now she has a cute little brother to play with

Reverse Sabbath's reign of terror continues and its so much better than regular sabbath

>> No.13737225

I bet you're the guy that said liking Kraken or Tentacle made you gay.

>> No.13737228

Reverse sabbath a best

>> No.13737229

This is my fetish.

>> No.13737230

But tentacles of any kind are phallic! That makes you gay! But he's straight, because he sees the hidden dicks everywhere and avoids them!

>> No.13737232

Although I'm a tad weirded out by the people who are sexually aroused by their tentacles.

>> No.13737233

Now I feel pressured. I'll still give it a try later, because the very concept is love.

>> No.13737236

Yes it is. If I wasn't such a lazy, incompetent fuck, I'd have done something like this at some point.

>> No.13737240

I look forward to it.

>> No.13737241

Two of my biggest sexual fantasies, and things I wanna see in art form some day

>> No.13737247
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Seems dangerous

>> No.13737249


>> No.13737255

That's part of what makes it erotic for me.
Not just the exotic appeal, and just finding those features attractive, but the thrill of being pleasured by something that could easily kill you, and the comfort of seeing your lover take great care not to harm you.
Am I the only one who feels this way?

>> No.13737258

Which monster girls are also futanaris with big dicks that like to take the dominant role in sex and the relationship.

>> No.13737263

The ones on /d/, look for them there.

>> No.13737268
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You can't trick me Anon.

>> No.13737269

There's nothing sexual about this image though.

She's just pulling free The Sword In The Stone.

>> No.13737274

but the ones on /d/ arent also monsters. The best I could find were the cumwitches from corruption of champions.

I dont follow

>> No.13737275
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Your sundae is served.

>> No.13737284

But I'd rather have her.

>> No.13737285


Fucking pls. You don't know anything i've "written" out of two Cockatrice greentexts.

>> No.13737287
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Is that supposed to be a Zombie?

>> No.13737290

As the master commands.
Something wrong?

>> No.13737295

Oh no, I'm just curious.

>> No.13737298

You spoke in a deriding manner, and now her feelings are hurt. Being dead doesn't mean words can't hurt. A heart that doesn't beat can still break. She's locking herself up in the Pouting Chamber.

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Best I can think of off the top of my head.

Though she's far more likely to Alp you then rape you.

>> No.13737304

You're into sounding, aren't you? That's exactly what they say.

>> No.13737312

I enjoyed the urethral insertion parts in the Vanadis titles, but for different reasons.

>> No.13737327
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It's only half a year until Christmas! Better start being good now, anons!

>> No.13737339
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Free money and clothes day?

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>> No.13737341

Please don't remind me. I'm going to college and all I can think about is doing well enough in school to make myself and my parents proud of me. I'm also going to be in another state so I'm feeling a bit weird of not seeing these people for that long.

>> No.13737344

I don't care. I never get anything anyways.

>> No.13737351

>liking autistic slave drivers
>wanting shitty paws on your dick
MGE Anubis is worst Anubis

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>Christmas morning in MGC
>Anon hurries downstairs full of excitement ready the open his presents
>His adoptive Weresheep mother always told him if he was a good boy he would get a reward
>In front of the tree is a large sack
>Curious, anon opens it first
>Inside is his Weresheep mother. Naked as the day she was born with the exception of ribbons tied around her in important places
>She's asleep
>She waited there to surprise her son but couldn't fight her race's natural sleepiness

>> No.13737357

Anubis fucker please. Good taste though.

>> No.13737358


>> No.13737360

'A different Anubis.'

>> No.13737363

Oh gee, sex for christmas again. How original.

>> No.13737364

But if she's naked, she wouldn't be sleepy, since she wouldn't be wearing her clothes covered in sleep-inducing wool.

>> No.13737369

I'd assume they still have some wool even without the clothes considering the profile says they have to be sheered to be wool free.

>> No.13737370

>Anubis harem
How depraved. I'd love to have all sorts of good girls at my beck and call.

>> No.13737376

>'d assume they still have some wool even without the clothes
Where though? They seem to be wearing clothes below their wool, so I'd assume all their sheep parts are basically just cosplay.

>> No.13737377

Where's my fucking Tonka truck

>> No.13737379

I was simply stating that would have been a good answer had the man wanted all anubi for his answers. I myself am a fan of Snakes, Dragons, Cows, Anubi wights and ghouls, Krakens... I guess I'm a slut for most monstergirls.

>> No.13737385

Despite loving Weresheep I've always been curious/clueless on that, if I knew moon I'd ask KC on his ask fm.

Official art also backs up that they need to be sheered.

>> No.13737391

>As the master commands.
Good. Good.

>> No.13737401

Honestly I'd probably prefer if they were cosplayers, I find literal "cosplay tier" girls cute

>> No.13737410

Why must things slow down so much before we reach the bump limit? It's irritating.

>> No.13737415

Quiet, you.

>> No.13737416

Maybe it's just their head hair that needs to be sheared? Maybe some other places as well like her forearms and shins? Now I'm imagining a Weresheep with Kejourou-esque hair.

>> No.13737422

>A heart that doesn't beat can still break.
Nothing a little necromancy can't fix. This is the best thing about undead servants. Well, that and sticking them in the fridge and then hugging them on sweltering hot summer days.

>> No.13737426

too bad his choice in character is pretty shit

>> No.13737427

On the plus side even if they're cosplay tier they still have fluffy ears to tease and horns to grab for, well things.
>Hair that can wrap around your body and has sleep educing properties
I want it.

>> No.13737430

But the weresheep in http://i.imgur.com/WII5W3V.jpg
still has all of her hair and most of her arm/leg wool. So it's apparently just the wool on her breasts and around her hips that needs to be sheared.
I kind of prefer more classic sheep girls with tons of wool around their legs and such that gets sheared off while they squirm helplessly, before they're given the D and ahegao from the slightest sensation on their sensitive uncovered skin.

>> No.13737434

Well that's the great thing about cosplay tier girls. They can dress up as monstrous as you want, and they're as human as you need them to be when it's time for action, with just the bare minimum of monstrousness required to keep them somewhat exotic.

>> No.13737436

Hey, I like plenty of other MGs too, but when the question is "Which MGE do you most want to do this stuff with?", of course the answer is going to be the one I'm completely obsessed with. I did consider putting Dragon for Footjob though. Maybe Nightmare for Pai/Naizuri.

>> No.13737439
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That's all kinds of lewd.

>> No.13737440

>Dragon for Footjob
LEWD. Dragons are pure girls who shouldn't be sullied with anything other than cloacal creampies.

>> No.13737443
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>I did consider putting Dragon for Footjob though.
I like the way you think.

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>> No.13737452

Lich is cute!

>> No.13737453

You don't shave a girl bald anon! The heir on her arms and legs seems minimal from what I can tell.

>> No.13737454

>super fluffy girl
>lol nope get rid of all the fluff before she gets fucked
>just a normal girl with some horns now
I hate this shit.
Is there any porn with actual fluffy sheep girls getting fucked?

>> No.13737457


>> No.13737459
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>mfw there's another stage 1 near me

Thank you, Demon Lord, for allowing the planets to align and for me to have such a rare encounter.

While he may be reluctant or not even aware of what he is, I'll be eager. I'll be sucking down Prisoner Fruits and Holstaur Milk until my transformation finally happens, and if he still isn't stage 2 yet I'll reveal my magnificent new form and turn the little shit myself so we can get started on this wild ride.

I'll take responsibility, of course. I'll be the Batman to her Robin, the Holmes to her Watson, and although I might hesitate at first in my new role as a succubutt I also know there's no going back. Eventually we're going Stage 3 together.

Assuming our reign of terror hasn't ended prematurely due to us obtaining a mutual husband, I imagine our combined talent will make us gain infamy, and we'll have a crew of succubutts, imps, and the occasional beastman riding our coattails in hopes of an easy catch. Before I know it I'll be the ALPha bitch of a monstergirl rape gang.

But my brosis that's always been by my side will continue to be my favorite.

>> No.13737460

Stop complaining and make some.

>> No.13737463

I like that dragon.
Much better than MGE's at least.
Post more dragons that look way better than MGE dragon.

>> No.13737465

You can stay.

>> No.13737470

>Much better than MGE's at least.
Motherfucker, I will fight you.

MGE Dragon is olev.

>> No.13737472

I want something like that too.

Maybe a Weresheep guiding the viewer through their first time together with her hands and a sleepy smile on her face. None of this bald sheep business, just a lovely woolly girl

>> No.13737476

Guys, guys. Both are shit

>> No.13737479

Don't be a bitch nigga.

>> No.13737480
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KC can't draw sexy monster girls.

>> No.13737483
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IS it time for moe Dragon girls again?

>> No.13737484

>KC can't draw sexy monster girls
But he can

>> No.13737485

>human hands
>knife ears
Opinion discarded.

>> No.13737488

>Faggots talking about wanting to be the monstergirl, Alps of all things
>Nobody bats an eye
How far these threads have fallen.

>> No.13737490

What are you here for then, his writing?

>> No.13737493

>mfw I reread my writefaggotry
>mfw I can't even enjoy my own work because I see all the flaws, the grammar errors, the leaps of logic and questionable writing decisions

Kill me now.

>> No.13737494

There's that Z-Ton doujin. The sheep girl's hair and pretty much everything below the belt is fluffy as fuck.

>> No.13737495

>you're supposed to sperg when you see autism
No anon, we have evolved beyond your mortal understanding.

>> No.13737496

says you

>> No.13737497

But best Dragoon girl is 100% cosplay tier.

>> No.13737499
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>liking ugly scaly claws
Last I checked this was a monster girl thread, not a MGE thread.
It's not like anyone here actually closely adheres to MGE canon anyway. Most people ignore shit like the blatant hugbox elements, or the grotesque oversized limbs.

>> No.13737502

Just go back and revise it mate. I spend several times longer on revising my stories and greentexts than actually writing them.

>> No.13737505

>100% cosplay tier
Begone, vile cur.

>> No.13737506

He still shears everything around her crotch, and then the entire rest of her.
I wanna fuck her through the fluff.

>> No.13737507

>Knife ears
>Facial defect on her chin
>Breasts too big (I like big breasts but those look disproportionate)
>Can see her eye through her hair
0/10 would not bang.

>> No.13737510

Your opinion is 100% shit.

>> No.13737512

>Not choosing to fight and repel the faggotry from the threads
It's like you want to welcome it with open arms.

>> No.13737513

>not liking scaly claws
And then there's this faggot.

>> No.13737516

>Breasts too big
No such thing

>> No.13737517

Creators rarely enjoy their own work, this goes for both artists and writers. They tend to be more critical than anyone else.

>> No.13737519
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No matter how much you complain, you will never stop people from discussing the MGE

>> No.13737521

>fight and repel the faggotry from the threads
Good luck with that, champ.

>> No.13737526

I wish newdrawfag would draw her.

>> No.13737527

I want a dragon girl to fiercely milk my dick with her huge meaty claws!

>> No.13737529

As true as this is for most, some of the best orgasms I've had are to my own work.

>> No.13737531

You merely adopted the faggory. I was born in it, molded by it. I I didn't witness the hetero until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but revolting.

>> No.13737532

Finally, someone speaks sense.

>> No.13737533

They will naturally leave for /a/ ghost eventually. The circle of gay.

>> No.13737536
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Get punched kniggas

>> No.13737540

I envy you. I wish I could draw my own porn and never share it with anyone.

>> No.13737542
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Roberta and Fabiola from Black Lagoon as kikimoras when

>> No.13737543

Go get yourself a human girl.

>> No.13737548
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I believe he goes by the latenight or piddlepoodle.
I was actually going through his dA today too, starting from his earliest stuff to his current stuff.

>> No.13737549

Go back to /mgqg/ with your cosplay fetish

>> No.13737552
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>Vampire Countess has you on your back, pulling your right arm up towards her, her pale feet leaving the bed and stroking your arm
>She giggles when you shiver at the sensation of her soft underfeet on your arm as she begins to knead and stroke the muscles of your arm
"Ara... Nice reaction <3~"
>She's been holding onto your wrist, and she continues to sigh and knead your arm, watching you squirm against the pleasure of her feet
"I wonder how you can handle... this!?"
>She lets your arm go, only to have her toes and feet play across the open palm of your hand, applying gentle pressure and massaging it, you can feel your heartbeat speeding up and she gives you a knowing smirk
"So you are a naughty little human, aren't you? Tell me, what have you been doing with this hand of yours to get you so flustered at my touch?"
>Trying to hold it back causes her to redouble her efforts, not a finger, not an inch of your hand is left unmassaged
>You could only begin to wonder what having them on your dick would feel like
"Go on, say it, say it <3~"
>She scoots forward on the bed, plucking your shirt buttons open with her dextrous toes, tenderly opening your bare flesh to her eyes
"Masturbating about what, boya?"
"A-about you, Countess."
>A soft giggle as she reaches your pants, sliding the fabric down and releasing your full mast to the wind
"I wonder what I should do with you, having such impure thoughts about a fair maiden like me"
>Part of you wants to tell her to jerk you off with those marvelous feet of hers, but before you can react, she jerks your arm up and grinds one foot into your face
"Ah ah ah... Not tonight. You're far too slovenly to experience /that/ sort of pleasure, boya."
>TFW she makes you kiss her right foot good night before she sends you to your chambers with a fresh pair of her panties and an immaculately written note saying
>"Feel free to use in the meantime <3~"

>> No.13737553

I wish I could draw too, I was talking about my writing. Drawing good art is the ultimate dream, unfortunately, I'm far too much of a visual perfectionist to be happy with anything I'd draw.

>> No.13737558

Joke's on you, I'm only turned on by exotic monster girl feet.

>> No.13737563

>his dA
As much as dA is shit, link?

>> No.13737567

>a thread about MGQ of all things is one of the most vanilla communities on 4chan
I still can't believe this

>> No.13737568

More please.

>> No.13737571

Right? You'd think they'd be so /d/, /d/ would tell them to fuck off to /d/...

>> No.13737572

Just search "piddlepoodle" on google.

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>> No.13737578


Use your imagination about the rest.

K thanks.

>> No.13737582

Couldn't she just angle them above her head?

>> No.13737583

Yeah nvm, I found it.

Looking at it, I now get why his art looked so familiar.

>> No.13737587

I want to reassure a scaredy cat vampire that she's still tough and intimidating every time she freaks out.

>> No.13737597

I love monstergirls doing silly things instead of being cool, confident, and in control all the time.
Makes them more likable.

>> No.13737599

I want Succuskynet to send a S800 model gynoid back in time, to tell me to live with her if I want to come!

>> No.13737604

I like them being cool and confident more.

>> No.13737606

Get out here Matt.

>> No.13737608

I want to look a monoeye right in the eye!

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>> No.13737614

I know that feel
>write several things
>the one you consider to be the best is ignored
>the one you can't even bring yourself to read got the most positive feedback

>> No.13737615

Back then, it seems that he drew some MG stuff in the /a/(?) drawthreads, which was soon posted in the /a/ MG threads.

What makes me most curious is how he came upon this place of all things.

>> No.13737617

>Write 2k words
>Half of it is nonsensical to you
>Delete and formulate something else

>> No.13737621

I dunno, maybe it was meant to be.

But yeah, I definitely have seen some of the older stuff before.

>> No.13737633


>Write several stories
>Get called repetitive and ad nauseum
>Lose your way
>End up playing shitty video games over writing about MGs you care about and stick to meme FotM shit

>> No.13737637
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>MGK pic for opening
I wonder who it is who made the thread?

>> No.13737643

>Lose your way
Don't lose it, idiot.

>> No.13737647

I know that feeling. Went back to re-read one of my stuff because I'm thinking of making a sequel and forgot all the characters names
Boy howdy the flaws and grammer mistakes were something fierce. Bloody spelling mistakes all over the place

>> No.13737652

I can't do that. If I write something I keep stopping to dick around with earlier paragraphs until they end up looking entirely different.

>> No.13737653

Hello Bollocks.
I liked the yandere kitsune story.

>> No.13737655

>playing vidya instead of writing
I know this all too well.
The steam summer sale completely destroyed my last attempt to write anything.

>> No.13737656

>tfw ASSFAGGOTS has been preventing me from writing consistently for months

>> No.13737659

I really like the shorts he di recently, like the yandere manticore and mindflayer oneesan.

>> No.13737662

Same here. I love XCOM way too much for my own good and the fact that I have to choose between XCOM 2, writefaggotry and not being a shitter in college is killing me. Seriously if XCOM 2 had MG's instead of Ay lmaos and I was leading a renegade paladin group or vise vera, I'd probably flunk and somehow manage to negative write.

>> No.13737666

I hope that Pixiv guy draws more of these, seeing the haughty vampire constantly fucking up and getting flustered is really cute.

I also want to see a kuudere lich being cold and stoic towards her husband, yet smiling warmly when she thinks he isn't looking.

>> No.13737675
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>> No.13737676

>Not writefagging XCOM with monstergirls

>> No.13737680


You have the page with the marriage certificate?

>> No.13737682

>all this talk about unfinished or lost stories
It makes me wonder just how many stories are out there, incomplete and just floating around on some anon's hard-drive. Your favorite monstergirl story ever written might be in their number and yet you'll never know.

>> No.13737683

what yandere manticore?

>> No.13737687


I'm starting to think a sacrifice may be needed for him to come back and continue this.

>> No.13737690

I want to confess to a monoeye how much eye love her.

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>> No.13737695

I want to cum in a monoeye's eye.

>> No.13737696


FUCK. Stop reminding me about this, it was one of the first stories I read here and it still pains me that he'll never even make a chapter 2.

>> No.13737736

I want to flood a monoeye's womb before and agree to marry her, only to have sex with my daughteru and start a new family with her, forcing the mother to pay child support.

>> No.13737740
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You're talking with your best friend and his waifu about how they met when she says pic related. Do you agree with her?

>> No.13737743


>> No.13737748

So she raped him?

I agree

>> No.13737752

Oh yeah I could do that.

I might as well make something up while I'm at it

Deruella wins

>My holy brothers and sisters, for far too long we've stayed in the shadows, posing as cooks, cleaners, and drones perpetuating this diseased system of hedonistic lies and deception. For far too long we've seen our own be taken from us and turn into damnable forms, with us unable to resist or fight back. But now with this reclaimed dainsleif class airship we will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Our shadow will become our friend as we sow dissent amongst the mislead people. We will lose many, and many more in our holy quest to purge this land from their clutches. But I know this. We will be brave, we will be victorious and we will stand for righteousness, glory to the Holy Goddess!

Paladins wins

>Decades ago, my mother and father believed earnestly in their goals uniting mamano and man. To see a world filled with smiles, free from the tyranny of the Goddess' ruthless cycle. While at the time we were outnumbered our demonic energies and tactics allowed us to spread like a wind, spreading our plans across the plains and forests and mountains. We could've won, we should have won. The other Gods were on our side and their numbers dwindled, but they found an upper hand at our weakest and we suffered for it. I've lost my tears as they rounded my kin like cattle and put them down with extreme prejudice. My heart broke as the towns we reformed and built with our own hands are torn down and ground into lifeless powder. My soul aches as our demon realms were burned and shredded like dry tinder to their 'holy' might. This time, we will take back the dream which they've robbed from us. In our time of hiding we learned of them, studied them, knew how to hide and convert them in ways they've yet to figure out. They go about their business, pretending as if the wars of long past is but a distant memory. They will remember us, and on this day forth, they will bow.

>> No.13737756

Ahh, poppycocks.
I suppose I can't make this thread sageing slower than other threads, right?
Well, sorry for the interruption anyway.

>> No.13737760

>reading anonymoose saga
>this was also Rose's objection to being called a rapist

Its strange. In reality I'd find that a creepy and offensive argument if MGs were real, but in the setting its actually pretty cute and almost innocent. Its like they genuinely believe it and any doubt about their kicking, screaming prey's consent is disgusting and offensive to them.

>> No.13737773


>File deleted


>> No.13737775
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>I'd find that a creepy and offensive argument if MGs were real
Y'know, in the many fictional setting we devised with MGs, humans would probably be desensitized to that kind of stuff,

We only complain about it (on occasion thankfully) because that stuff is alien to us.

>> No.13737779

To conserve image space of course.

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Newguy, or whatever you like to be called since I think Piddlepoodle is kind of a gay name, can you clean this up and color it?

>> No.13737781

The Deruella wins scenario reminds me of paladin reintegration somewhat.
Both scenarios seem really dark and depressing, and I can't see the monster side using too much violence either.

>> No.13737786

>Piddlepoodle is kind of a gay name
Just call him latenight then you ass.

>> No.13737788
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So a few weeks ago i asked for some Monstergirl mangas/doujins.Some anon suggested Gate: Jieitai Kanochi
and sweet jesus.That shit was awesome.
The first episode of the anime also just aired

>> No.13737790
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30 minuets later.

>> No.13737792

I couldn't remember Latenight.
And even then, Latenight sounds like the name of a serial rapist. Like something a Wurm would call herself when noisily sneaking into your bed at night and raping you.

>> No.13737798

>Piddlepoodle is kind of a gay name
I want to become the best writer the threads have ever seen, to the point where anons unanimously agree I'm easily publishing material.
I'd do all of this under the gayest name I could possibly think of. The stories would have terrible and unfitting titles too.

>> No.13737801

>implying a Wurm could rape me

>> No.13737803


Thats the stuff, thanks

>> No.13737804

>Japanese nationalist propaganda, the manga.

>> No.13737805
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You are already raped, anon.

>> No.13737809

I'm glad you're having fun reading it. It's still shit though.

>> No.13737817

I just watched it and was pleasantly surprised. The first episode was pretty good, the only problem being that some people were just casually wandering around town even during the invasion scene. It broke any sense of threat and was actually amusing seeing people screaming and running down the road when just across the street a bunch of guys are just wandering around shopping.

I'm starting to get the feeling that the complaints about nationalism are either overplayed or just Americans who aren't used to seeing another nation's military as the heroes. But then I could be wrong and the jingoism is coming right up in the next few episodes.

>> No.13737823

It gets worse.
It will bleed YAMATO DAMASHII later. Also the LN is much worse when it comes to YAMATO DAMASHII.

>> No.13737825

>Implying there's anything wrong with that

>> No.13737826

>or just Americans who aren't used to seeing another nation's military as the heroes
Now they know how literally every other country feels when watching American movies.

Also anyone who complains about Gate's nationalism has obviously never read muv-luv.

>> No.13737827

>watched it
Read the manga if you're not doing it.

>I'm starting to get the feeling that the complaints about nationalism are either overplayed or just Americans who aren't used to seeing another nation's military as the heroes
Is not that bad as many people think.

>> No.13737832

Japan nationalism is a joke, it's literally impossible for the nips to support themselves without the rest of the world, they just can't accept that unless they launch another massive war in Asia for resources (Which neither the U.S. or China will let them do) they'll forever be the bitch of the major powers in the world.
Their attempts at flag waving are adorable though, I'll give them that.

>> No.13737834

Gate's nationalism is pretty bad, but Muv-Luv's can at least be comical with how it's handled.

>> No.13737836

You seem very upset about this for some reason.

>> No.13737838

If that's how you want to read it go ahead, it's an incorrect interpretation though.

>> No.13737840

It doesn't make it any less obnoxious. At least some of the nationalistic wank Hollywood spews out presents the enemy as a credible threat before it proceeds to to the roflstomping.

>> No.13737841

>it is shit
well yes.kinda.but still fun to see the two worlds collide/slowly interact with eachother

grow a pair
me too.what bothered me more was the weird pigmen and the fact that it IS going to be heavily censored.what kinda works against the manga.
finally someone said it.its not like america has ever used propaganda..

>> No.13737843

Keep crying please

>> No.13737848

>grow a pair
What for, am I somehow being a pussy by stating the truth?
Crying about what? All I did was state the truth.

>> No.13737851

>Dom Kiki
But that's almost as stupid as a submissive Hellhound.

>> No.13737853

It's a work of fiction, get over it.

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That's what the six hundred gorillion said too, Anon.

>> No.13737857

Why do people insist on dissing GATE because of japan nationalism? Like, fuck it's a manga with guns and monstergirls in them and these assholes are still bitching.

It's just fiction, who the fuck cares about nippon stronk.

>> No.13737859
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Anon she's an actor and paying her part.

>> No.13737861

>get over it.
Get over what?
You seem a tad upset, did my statement trigger you?

>> No.13737863

But it says in the guide that they'll become aggresive doms if need be to get the lazy fucks back in shape and become a dominant successful person.

>> No.13737865

There's too much nippon stronk in it.
There's more nippon stronk then there were bad scenes in Pear Harbor.

>> No.13737868

There's more MURRICA FUCK YEAH in your average american war movie and I don't see anyone complaining.

>> No.13737873

>A single Anon makes a post about a mediocre manga being nothing more than Nip propaganda
>Suddenly numerous anons come out of the woodwork buttblasted that said person dare comment poorly on the manga
I'm aware that it's the American afternoon, but Jesus.

>> No.13737874

This. Take Independence Day for example:
America single handedly annihilates advanced aliens somehow while the rest of the world sits on its collective arse. Also non-Americans act like complete stereotypes throughout the film.

>> No.13737876

I guess we should have expected that in /jp/.

Damn nip lovers.

>> No.13737879

Well, the whole point of the manga was that the portal appeared only in Japan. What'd you expect? America to invade the country yelling FUCK YEAH and take everything over?

Fuck, there are countless works of fiction where the US wave their freedom in everyone's faces and nobody bitches about that. Stop complaining.

>> No.13737881

We're insulting something japanese on /jp/.
It's to be expected shitposters and angwy /jp/ natives would get fanny flustered.

>> No.13737882

hey, >>13737853 is a different anon.but yes.get over it.its just a manga.you can perfectly blend out the grorious nippon stuff and focus on the monstergirls.

>> No.13737885


>> No.13737887

So what you're saying is my statement did in fact trigger you, ok.

>> No.13737889

Yeah but they have Jeff Goldblum.

Does GATE have Jeff Goldblum?
>nobody bitches about that

People bitch about that all the time though. Just look at people complaining about the Transformers movies being military wank.

>> No.13737890

They hop into any little heated debate if it shows signs that it can go out of hand. They just have to do a little work and watch as things go nuclear after a few hundred posts.

>> No.13737891

>Does GATE have Jeff Goldblum?
Everything Secretly has Jeff Goldblum

>> No.13737892

Flag-waving is bad in CoD, and it's bad and here

>> No.13737895

i like you anon.i read it and the "propaganda"didnt bother me at all.its a nice and actually unique manga.enjoy it or leave it.
actually other countries DO try to take it by force.slowly..

>> No.13737896

Not good enough.

>> No.13737899

Don't forget the Transformer movies being shit in general.
Frankly the MGs are wasted in this manga. And let's not forget how America is somehow the only country to use blacky and how the LN takes it's nationalism up to 35.

>> No.13737901

>try to talk about GATE
>Americans who can't stand other countries having national pride start speaking up
Its a work of fiction guys, can't we just enjoy it for the delicious monstergirls and cute human mage?

>> No.13737902

are you saying we are all just Jeff Goldblum?

>> No.13737903

>Just look at people complaining about the Transformers movies being military wank.
Never seen it because nobody gives enough of a shit to talk about transformers anymore.

>> No.13737906

>Americans who can't stand other countries having national pride start speaking u
Nice generalization. You would have sold it better if you went with Koreans since Japan and Korea literally hate each other.

>> No.13737912

I guess I can see why you'd make that assumption. Still, you know what they say about assumptions, right?

>> No.13737914

>when its actually happening in the thread
Lesson learned though, don't mention GATE here because it sets certain people off.

>> No.13737917

>Americans are the only people who don't like obnoxious nationalism from other countries.

>> No.13737919

>sets people off
Only people set off are the ones who can't take Gate being mocked or joked about for it's heavy nationalism.

>> No.13737920

Didn't the editor have to ask him to tone it down? I kind of want to hear what crazy shit he wanted to put in.

>> No.13737923

Probably would have put in shit like what Japan did to China in WW2.

>> No.13737924
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>Complaining because a manga was made to appeal to a japanese fanbase

>> No.13737925
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>All these people jealous of the greatest country on earth

>> No.13737927

I don't think it'd be that extreme.
It is my right as...well I'm not American so...a person.

>> No.13737929

>>Breasts too big
I read the rest of your post fine, but why did you change to some strange new language for this part in particular? What does it say?

>> No.13737932

You never know. Some extremist Japanese are still very sore over them losing WW2, despite never being a part of the war.

>> No.13737933

>you can only complain about things if you're the target audience

I don't think so, Tim.

>> No.13737934

Not him, but if you call a kid's show childish, and you're an adult does that mean you're right to do so?

>> No.13737935

Pigs are actually quite intelligent.

So don't be making fun of P'Orcs.
Every country is sore about something. Even Canada.

>> No.13737939
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>an operator Grizzly will never protect your smile

>> No.13737940

Is Canada still sore about having no Navy, or are they perfectly fine piggybacking off of America's like the hat they are?

>> No.13737942

There probably still are some people. There are always people like that.

>> No.13737943

What monster girls would one encounter on fury road?


>> No.13737944

Not having to have an active military is one of the best things about being a hat.
Sadly Mexico can't say the same thing, they need their military to fight drug lords.

>> No.13737947

Since when was honey white???

>> No.13737950

>they need their military to fight for the drug lords
Fixed that for you.


>> No.13737954

It's quite obviously semen, but apparently "white honey" actually exists.

>> No.13737956

Oh please, they still have to go and shoot into the air when the American TV reporters show up, appearances are everything after all.

>> No.13737958

>right to do so
I think the phrase you're looking for is "appropriate to do so".

And yes, anyone can complain about everything at every time.

>> No.13737960

Blind Gandharvas that love to rock out, suicidal skeleton girls that live to serve their Lich master, human sex slaves on the run from said Lich master, and the occasional band of lawless raiders looking for unprotected human boys.

>> No.13737961

They have to keep the appearance that they're fighting off Drug Lords or else they'll get fired!

>> No.13737966

Vehicles covered in Manticore barbs, driven by Manticores speaking a foreign language?

>> No.13737968


>Submissive Hellhound
>Implying Hellhounds aren't the biggest switches in MGE

>> No.13737969


Someone should clean/color this one to go with the other Ushis

>> No.13737970
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>> No.13737972

He's more talking about the relationship itself, not the sex

>> No.13737973

I think Roberta would make a better Hellhound, but Fabiola fits Kiki real well. Poor girl, getting dragged into that whole mess.

>> No.13737979

Yes. As well as Wurms with Imps riding on them that run barter town, Onis with hockey masks that try to extort a village of it's men, and a tribe of aged amazons.

>> No.13737988
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I want to spoil a Baphomet with head pats and horn rubs.

>> No.13737989

Lord Cunnilingus!


>> No.13737991

>Honey that is derived from the nectar of flowers of Kiawe trees is termed as white honey. These trees grow in Pacific Islands especially the Hawaiian Islands. Kiawe trees are very tall and produce large blossoms. It is very hard to extract this honey from the tall trees. The tedious extraction process and the scarcity make it a very expensive honey. It is so expensive that a small 8oz jar costs around $20 to $40 depending on the availability. Few people consider white honey as the best form of honey in the world.

In short this shit's expensive and hard as fuck to make.

>> No.13738001

What's all those marks on his body?
Love bites, or has the baph just been careless with her horns?

>> No.13738003


>> No.13738007
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I'm not the only one with a fetish for biting and scratching, right? It's not about the pain itself but about how passionate (or animalistic) the sex is.

>> No.13738016
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you are not the only one anon

>> No.13738020
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>> No.13738023
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>> No.13738027
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Spider love is the purest form of love.

>> No.13738029
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>> No.13738033


kind of hot

waaaaaay to fucking deep. owwww

>> No.13738036

All this talk of writefagging, so I wrote something. The phrasing's a bit awkward, but it was fun to write.

>> No.13738037

>Get hooked up with a monstergirl
>As time drags, you start to notice the increasing amount of love scars all over your body
Well, ain't that lewd.

>> No.13738039

Hickies, I'd presume.

>> No.13738041

it doesn't actually have any monster girls, it was meant to be a lead in to something else. Mainly a style test.

>> No.13738042

At that point for her peace of mind you might as well start learning to use mamano mana to heal scar tissure or invest in some good stem cell research to replace and repair the scar tissue with regular tissue.

>> No.13738045

But scars are rad as fuck.

>> No.13738053

But then you don't get to make up stories to tell your kids about how got the scars.

>> No.13738054

If it took that long to notice them they probably didn't hurt much and I don't care for keeping a flawless appearance.

Plus I have a beard already, ageing into a grizzled old man with lots of scares might not be too bad if the monstergirl is fine with it.

>> No.13738058
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>Reminder that if you're not good before Christmas, Wurm-chan's Apophis helpers will throw you and the rest of your naughty friends in a sack, and take you to Egypt.

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>> No.13738064

Jesus I should sleep. Or trust auto correct less.

>> No.13738065
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I like harpies

>> No.13738066

Bullshit. They can't kidnap all the bad guys in the world. Think you can take me?

>> No.13738068
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Electric harpies?

>> No.13738069
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>> No.13738073

>Psichedelic harpies
Duuuude, what if, like, they're just...hallucinaaations, maaang? Cough cough

>> No.13738075

>Wake up on Christmas morning.
>Something doesn't feel right.
>Everything dark, I'm cramped, and it feels like there's other people with me.
>Panic and tear my way out of the sack.
>Fall out onto the dusty ground before the feet of a man wearing a ski mask and holding an AK.
>"میں دیکھنے جا رہا ہوں پؤا اپ!" He yells.
>Say I don't understand him, as my eyes adjust to the bright sunlight.
>"میں دیکھنے جا رہا ہوں پؤا اپ!!!!!" He yells again and points his gun at me.
>He fires several bullets into my face. The last thing I see before I die is the sack I crawled out of being covered in gasoline and set on fire.
>Luckily I bleed out and die before the screams.

>> No.13738077
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I love my nerd bird!

>> No.13738080
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That's a mysterious Harpy.

>> No.13738081
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What if they're real?

>> No.13738083

I am a very bad boy who needs to be punished.

>> No.13738084

Fluffy queen harpy is best harpy

>> No.13738085


The Harpy twins and queen from MGQ were great.

>> No.13738086
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Don't try to resist. That just makes you even MORE naughty than if you came along quietly.
Unless, that is, you WANT to be naughty.

>> No.13738087

Naaah, maaang. I'm pretty sure I left the door locked...I think...

There ain't no harpies in my house maaang.

>> No.13738091

Fuck that, that shit don't fly with me, purple muffin.

>> No.13738093

I want to be naughty.

>> No.13738094

Wolf harpy is best harpy. Too bad I don't have any pics of her saved.

>> No.13738095

But there's one om your bed right now, and another pressing her face into your window outside.

>> No.13738096
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If there's anyone who's going to kidnap me around Christmas it's going to be Krampus.

>> No.13738097

I want a tribe of amazons to go into space, to collect alien skulls with the intent to impress me enough with their trophies that I will marry them!

>> No.13738100
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I have a few.

>> No.13738101

so you want a predator but with less alien face and tentacle dreads

>> No.13738105

Whaaaat? What's she even doing in there anyway? My bed's not all that comfy anyway...
If they wanted a place to sleep, they could've like, just asked, mang...cough, cough...
>[Hotline Miami - Deep Cover intensifies]

>> No.13738110

I would raise my daughterus to be the dorkiest dorks in the school!

>> No.13738115

Would you take responsibility when they get bullied?

>> No.13738122

Then you better be the parent that is involved in their education and not the ones who believe that bringing a check home is good enough parenting.

>> No.13738123

>soft fur
>fluffy paws
It's like the best of both worlds!

>> No.13738125



>> No.13738126
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Also fluffy ears to scratch.

>> No.13738129

I would teach them to deal with bullies in a way that doesn't end with anyone crippled or arrested

What kind of shitty parent doesn't encourage their children to earn and seek out the life they want?

>> No.13738130
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Seeing this picture made me realize just how much I want to see more of Kunoichis in modern urban clothes with their masks on.

I need more of this in general.

>> No.13738131
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Oh no! A Wolf Spider!

They're dangerous!

>> No.13738134

>put her in a bath tub
>sides are too smooth for her to crawl out

Safe at last

>> No.13738135

I'll comfort her with pathfinder or Sword World

>> No.13738136

You mean like a Kiki?

>> No.13738139

>Morgan jerking you off with her paws and talons at the same time
I bet the differing sensations would be so exciting

>> No.13738140

Oh christ I need to see this too.

>> No.13738142

>Go to a hotel room
>panicking wolf spider grasping at the side
>"Anon quick! I've been trapped in here for days!"

>> No.13738144

>"Yo yo, word up homedog, what is good in the 'hood'."

Oh boy...

>> No.13738147

[X] Masturbate

>> No.13738149

The ones who aren't often there and end up with a family that doesn't talk much to each other or connect often. The ones where the dinner table is full of silent eating and short lived updates on school/work life. The ones where watching tv silently together is somehow better than watching a movie alone.

>> No.13738150

>[X] Try really fucking hard not to laugh
>[X] Laugh anyway

>> No.13738152
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>"Yo, yo, Yoroshiku."

>> No.13738153

>turn on the water

>> No.13738155

>Save Wolf Spider.
>Get 3 wishes.

>> No.13738156


> Wurm gets trapped by a glass door

>> No.13738159 [DELETED] 

>go look at japanese fanfics again

>Gnome fic
>mud pussy/spoiler]

>Ogre fanfic
>it's gentle, lovey dovey mother-son incest

>Dark Matter fanfic
>she drags a guy into a tentacle-filled "mouth" inside her orb, slowly dragging him inside deeper and deeper as the tentacles make him and her orgasm repeatedly, until he loses his faith in the Chief God and can only think of the pleasure

Well, that was... quite a ride I guess

>> No.13738160
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>> No.13738166


>go look at japanese fanfics again

>Gnome fic
>mud pussy

>Ogre fanfic
>it's gentle, lovey dovey mother-son incest

>Dark Matter fanfic
>she drags a guy into a tentacle-filled "mouth" inside her orb, slowly dragging him inside deeper and deeper as the tentacles make him and her orgasm repeatedly, until he loses his faith in the Chief God and becomes sort of mindbroken, not even knowing what she's doing to him anymore, thinking she might possibly be devouring him but doesn't care, and can only think of the pleasure

Well, that was... quite a ride I guess

>> No.13738169

>it's gentle, lovey dovey mother-son incest
Adoptive son?

>> No.13738170


>> No.13738173


>Monstergirls get all these cool concepts and combinations
>Meanwhile we're just average anonymous dudes who're just there to give them spirit energy or whatever
>Can't even talk about getting some rad as fuck black sclera or paladin holy powers without having "muh monsterboy" shit come up
Damn why are we humans so fucking bland?

>> No.13738174

>The glass didn't break

>> No.13738177

She hasn't thought about breaking it.
If she did that door and a large chunk of the wall would be obliterated.

>> No.13738178

>rad as fuck black sclera or paladin holy powers
Those classes are for fags anyways.

Dark Knights are where it's at.

>> No.13738179
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>Be wizard
>A Manticore attacks you on your travels, you left your grimoire at the inn in pursuit of more spirits and any ale available
>Small price to pay for celibacy, that alcohol
>She's staring at you like you're a newborn fawn ready for the massacre
>You wind up messing up your banishment spell, and instead shoot her with a last-second miniaturization spell
>Stuff her into the empty green bottle that had housed your ale
>She's screaming at you to unhand her so she can rape you, snigger at the fact that she's a tiny Manticore in a glass bottle
>Put the bottle on the mantle of your dormitory room in the Magia Academia
>Thanks to your magic, she has fresh air inside of the bottle and you're easily able to teleport food and drink into it rather than risking a bee sting from her miniaturized tailpussy
>Every day she threatens to break free and rape you, and every day you just kind of laugh at her
>You're graduating now, and the Manticore is pouting in her glass prison
>Cork the bottle and super size it in a field, putting her back to normal size, she steps out of the bottle and glowers at you
>Oh man here we go, the tailpussy rape
"I... Can't."
"... You what now?"
"I... can't rape you! It's your fault!"
>Quirk an eyebrow
"But what happened to all those threats of raping me when you get free? Making me squirm like the pathetic magic using worm I am?"
>She blushes and bites her lip, ready to smack you with the barbed bulb of her tailpusy
"It's your fault I have this complex! I'm psychologically unable to raise my hands against you!"
"So... want to get back in the bottle?"
>She steps into the bottle again, eyeing you as she does it
>Shrug your shoulders
>Whatever helps her sleep at night

>> No.13738182

>glass breaks

Is she fixin' to open up a can of whoop-ass?

>> No.13738183

No the door hitting should have broken it alone.

>> No.13738184

>paladin holy powers

>> No.13738188

I believe so.
She gets knocked up too

>> No.13738190

Anon it's a plexiglass door. It won't break from hitting her alone, especially at her age.

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>> No.13738194

These hips are fucking absurd.

>> No.13738196

Wurm-chan needs to cut down on the pies.

>> No.13738198
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Thanks mate.

>> No.13738203

Is that Holstaurus rubbing her face on his hand? Who the fuck does she think she is? Nobody gave her permission to do that.

>> No.13738208

She's been a good girl and is receiving pats.

>> No.13738210
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It's heeeeeeeere


>> No.13738212

All those pies have gone straight to her ___________

>> No.13738214

Veins. All that fat she ingested is gonna give her a heart attack.

>> No.13738221

Come on Kiki! Try the part where you confess to your Master again!

>> No.13738222

Translation needed yesterday.

>> No.13738225

How the fuck can she be so cute and creepy at the same time

>> No.13738226

>mainly /ss/
>not even preggers
>basically the same thing

Why even make a second one?

>> No.13738227

>Creepy mothgirl is back
>Now with yandere forced breastfeeding


>> No.13738230

Told you she wasn't pregnant.

>> No.13738232

Hey Guys Trader Anon here.
Just reminding everyone that the next session of my story on Anonkun is Wednesday 7:30 EDT.
Be there, cause there may be some sex shit and/or low level feels.
Also I may be currently writing some massive HFY bullshit for my Appendix section, but that I realistically believe we won't reach unless you guys want the story to go well beyond the intended end. Please Understand

>> No.13738235
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My heart and my dick coudn't be more hard

>> No.13738241
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I know.

>> No.13738242

Into the trash it goes.

>> No.13738244


>> No.13738245
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Aww man.
No one forced you to look at it.

>> No.13738250

>She has The Loop for irises

>> No.13738252

>She gets creepier every time
How's he going to top THAT STARE next time?
Animate a random page somehow?
Actually have her appear behind you via black magic?

>> No.13738253
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>See pic of mothgirl pampering /ss/
>Scroll down to see more replies
>Mouse stops right on the picture beneath it, automatically enlarging it
>About 600x1000 pixels of full-on yanmoth

>> No.13738256

I want to poke her belly and tease her about getting chubby.

>> No.13738258

Boner stop.

>> No.13738264

That's a lot of yanmoth, anon.

>> No.13738267

>Animate a random page somehow?
>Actually have her appear behind you via black magic?

Both of these.

One of the pages will unexpectedly animate by her looking directly at you

And then she'll vanish and you hear a whisper behind you

>"Liking the story..?"

>> No.13738273

I want to help Kiki prepare her lines for a play where she is a lieutenant under the orders of herr fluffenwolfen,

That day i would be in front row, seeing how my shy, softly spoken Kiki is now trying to sound rude and faking a german accent while being the villain of the play.

>> No.13738276
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I'm going to assume that the MCs mom had a heart attack just by looking at Kaiko.

>> No.13738277

So, what is happening here and how do we connect this to the prequel.

>> No.13738280


Aw man.

>> No.13738282

>reading the third part the moment its released
>wait, why is this page in english?
>its another extreme close up of yanmoth
>"Look behind you, anon."

>> No.13738294

We probably won't know until the translation is out.

On the subject of translations, I hope there's get a better one this time around, the TL for the first one was kinda spotty in areas.

>> No.13738295

This is on par with half the garbage on /x/

>> No.13738332
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This loli mothgirl comes into your house one day and refuses to leave. what do you do to get her out while preventing her yandere time powers from activating?

>> No.13738339 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.13738342

Nothing. Just let her stay. As long as she doesn't take up too much space and helps out around the house
And doesn't eat my damn clothes

>> No.13738343

Tie her up and put vibrators on her antennae until she promises to leave me alone.

>> No.13738347


>> No.13738352 [SPOILER] 
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No go away.

>> No.13738355

This reminds me of that Korean comic with the ghost that had a animated jump scare on one of the pages.

>> No.13738357

>Come home to find her chewing on your used boxers.


>> No.13738360

Turn off all the lights in my house except for a small paper lantern that I've hooked up to a toy helicopter.
I then proceed to fly it out the window, whilst I remain out of her immediate field of vision.

If all else fails, my body is ready.

>> No.13738361


>> No.13738364
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Are you sure? She constantly slips into your bed and pokes your cheek until you wake up and she gets extremely clingy if you go more than five hours without playing "adult" games with her.

She also chews exclusively on your dirty clothes and often falls asleep in the empty hamper.

One day she'll look like this though.

>> No.13738365

If she's as sweet as she's here >>13738235 she can stay

>Not the gif version

>> No.13738371

Like I said: if she helps out around the house and- jesus- understands she can munch on my old clothed but not my dirty ones, she's fine
Seriously, either she cuts it out or no cuddles

>> No.13738375

I think I'm turning into a mothfag

>> No.13738378

No anon, you were always a mothfag. It's just that the memories are slowly coming back to you from your last loop.

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Oh god

>> No.13738397

I like deep love, I'd let her nibble on my undies.

>> No.13738408

Just imagine it. Maybe everyone here has a repressed memory of being raped by a Monster Girl as a shota.

Perhaps it was the Boogiewoman under your bed?

>> No.13738414

>the Boogiewoman under your bed?

Oh my.

>> No.13738420

>Perhaps it was the Boogiewoman under your bed?
Where is Kloah when you need him

>> No.13738437

Monster girls don't exist though.

Just like aliens.

>> No.13738447
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Or ghosts.

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all I want is to give a cute MG head pats is that so hard to ask

>> No.13738450

I-I'm not afraid of lewd ghosts!

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Oh boy, is it time to bring her back?

>> No.13738457


Only one way to find out for sure. Someone go get Nurse Flayer-sama

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>> No.13738461

>"Hush... No need to call for your parents..."

>> No.13738462


Thanks latenight

>> No.13738464

I should start making an Ushi-Oni subfolder for my MGE folder, which is also a subfolder for my Arachne & Other Creepy Crawlies folder.

>> No.13738467

I'd rather an Ushi-Oni than that shit moth.

>> No.13738470

Fire. Lots and lots of fire.

>> No.13738471

So you want several tons of spider-cow-demon to come crashing through your door and rape you in an endless time loop?

>> No.13738477

That actually sounds great.

>> No.13738479

I'd rather never deal with a yandere or time magic bullshit.

>> No.13738485

Sounds like that would make a bad anime.

>> No.13738494

>You'll never wake up in the middle of the night to find a feminine shadow creeping out from under your bed and into your covers.
>A Boogiewoman will never pin you down and rape you senseless while holding her hand over your mouth to keep you from screaming.
>She'll never kiss you on the cheek after she's done and wish you good dreams before slinking back under your bed.
>This will never happen to you every night.
Damn it, we need more Boogiewoman stuff.
Can we bring back Sandwoman and Moth-chan too?

>> No.13738509

It's a time loop/induced dream from what I can tell. She's trying to find a way to make him stay with her forever. This time failed again, so it restarted at the end. It's uncertain how many times this has happened before.

>> No.13738510

Would monstergirls feel offended if you gave her a bored, unimpressed look during the entire rape?

>> No.13738520

I believe that's how you bully succusluts.

>> No.13738528

The thread can be full of assholes, especially when you write something they're not in the mood for that day.

>> No.13738529


>> No.13738536

Be careful, they may think it's a challenge and instead of just raping you and leaving they take you with them to continue somewhere else

>> No.13738537


Monotone "oh no I'm cumming inside you..." would be pretty funny.

>> No.13738539


>> No.13738542

This is exactly why I don't want to attempt writing.

>> No.13738543

"d*ng, my hips are moving on their own..."

>> No.13738545

>"Jeez kid, scream for help or something would ya? Maybe try to fight back? Come on, throw a punch."
>"You're just being a buzzkill right now... I'm raping you for fuck's sake. This is a terrifying scenario!"

>> No.13738546

>Be a wizard
>Use modified phylactery to give you perfect poker face
>Attacked by a manticore
>"Ha! You're twitching! Gonna fill my tail pussy?"
>She looks down to see you reading a magazine
>You look up at her
>"Is this going to take much longer? I've got an appointment."
>She goes into maximum overrape
>Eight hours later, she's too exhausted to continue. She's gotten plenty of semen, but can't break your poker face.
>Get up, nonchalantly put on what remains of your clothes
>"Damn, I'm gonna be late."

This kill the manticore.

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So, are we going to be talking about the anime here
because it's not even out yet and the /a/ threads are already making me want to puke

I'm normally able to ignore the cancer and the newfags but it's getting out of hand

>> No.13738558

>Eight hours later
Somebody is really dedicated to his trolling. I guess that's commendable.

>> No.13738562

This is all things monstergirl. The EMG manga and the anime are fine here.

I'd rather see what people here have to say about it than back at /a/ anyway.

>> No.13738568

>It's only been one thrust, but to you it feels as if you've been sent to heaven and lived a thousand lifetimes already.
>The heat, the texture, the contractions, everything is perfectly aligned to cause you pleasure that would melt your brain and make it juicy enough to have it lovingly sucked out through your nose
>Which only makes it all the more impressive when you don't immediately spit salt, cry, or make any embarrassing noises
>After about thirty seconds (years?) of unending pleasure you feel her hands tighten and her voice calling out
>"Why aren't you enjoying yourself bug? The last man begged me to be his wife just from stroking his cheek with my ungloved hand you know? What makes you so special to resist my charms."
>You would normally answer something cocky, but without a doubt if you opened your mouth you'd start foaming and shaking
>You count each thrusts and the almost spasms of your hips wanting nothing more than to enter her insides and shoot.
>You want to shoot so badly that your memories start to melt. The idea of shooting and the concept behind it seems so heavenly that you wonder if you aren't a confused gun with an identity problem
>The only thing to pull you out of your half-insane musings are her voice coming somewhere from vaguely above you as her hips grind against you more slowly but with more enthusiasm
>"I-I'll make you cum. Don't doubt that you're already my pleasure slave you... You're just pretending not to like it right? Right?!"
>After that you can't remember much other than the intense pain of an erection holding back with all your might and will to resist
>When you come to there's a pool of cold sweat around you and a shivering pile of blue skin with two black and yellow eyes filled with tears beside you.
>"Why why why why why why why why why..." Over and over she repeats to herself while gently rocking back and forth like a baby
>Turns out those 5 payments of 19.99 for the beginner's paladin course really were worth it.

>> No.13738569

So, "Brace yourself, the newfags are coming"?

That'll be a treat, I can already tell.

>> No.13738572

Why would we talk about the anime when it's exactly the same than the manga and it won't even be uncensored?

>> No.13738576

It's always the same with every manga that gets an adaptation

>> No.13738579

>Getting raped

That is literally the most un-wizardly thing that could happen to one.

>> No.13738580

If I had a maid, I would give her lots of compliments and hugs and tell her she looks cute when she blushes. "I've finished cleaning the furniture."
"That looks fantastic! I'm lucky to have you as a maid."
"I'm just doing my job!"
"Do you mind if I hug you for being so cute?"

>> No.13738582

Yeah, doesn't it mean he loses his powers?

>> No.13738586

No? Why would he?

>> No.13738588

>tfw stuck between writing and playing vidya
>Can't decide what to do

>> No.13738589

So is this the best way to beat a lilim just hold out until she wears herself out?

>> No.13738590

Hey guys, I brought you more Kikis.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>Fuck getting a job.
>Looking for and actually finding a job is probably the hardest thing you've ever done
>The vast majority of the ads you've found online are thinly veiled attempts to lure men into prostitution
>Most of the legitimate offers require a college degree, something you never bothered to get
>You have considered giving up almost every day, but the memories of Hera's warm, humid breath against your hand followed by the searing pain and pressure from her canine fangs keeps you on track
>As much as job hunting sucks, whatever the mature Kikimora will do if you don't get a job seems far, far worse
>Part of you feels like Hera's 'encouragement' was a dream; ever since then she's been perfectly normal
>She still brings you your meals as usual, sometimes she'll even pat your head and stroke your cheek gently with a wide, happy smile on her face as you take a break to eat
>You wonder how you were able to just ignore the delicious food the Kiki had prepared for you during your internet binge
>Now that you've come back to reality for awhile, you've realized just how depressed you've been
>Nothing interested you before; sometimes you still feel like nothing ever has
>You had felt so empty, like you were watching your body slowly destroy itself on autopilot while your consciousness is trapped behind nigh impenetrable walls made of of painful, unexplainable feelings

>You've also been trying to spend a little more time with Maya
>That picture she drew still haunts you every time you go into the kitchen
>You are sure that she can sense your improved mood though
>Instead of just hurrying by your closed door, sometimes you'd hear her little feet and rustling feather pause for awhile before running off again
>You've been leaving the door cracked open now too, sometimes you can catch a a tiny glimpse of the five-year-old Kiki before she runs away, giggling

>> No.13738598

This is where you stick it in her while she's overstimulated and kiss her right?

>> No.13738600
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A wizards godlike powers come at the price of their virginity. They must remain pure and make sure no succubutts drain their precious mana.

>> No.13738605

>Giving her exactly what she wants.
Dont let the tears fool you

>> No.13738607

Exactly. You lift her hips and watch her confused expression turn to gratefulness as you slowly but firmly thrust into her insides and cum.

And that's how you became her pleasure slave willingly you stupid fool.

>> No.13738609

>Not wanting to dominate an overstimulated Lilim and then marry her.
It'd totally be worth the pelvic jackhammer she dishes out later to see her face twist in pleasure anon.

>> No.13738610

Not in MGE though, you can just learn magic.

>> No.13738611

I want to Cumflate an arrogant manticore as she tries to keep a straight face.

>> No.13738612

>wizard can't even create a penis glamour for monsters to rape while his purity remains intact

shit wizard if he can't even do that basic of a thing

>> No.13738613
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It's more entertaining this way though

>> No.13738624

I want to be an Alchemist so I can brew potions and sell them to people and monstergirls and make some coin. You want a Potion of Truth so that tsundere monstergirl will be honest with her feelings? No Problem. You want a Potion of Stamina so your waifu can rape you all night? All right then. You want a Potion of Iron Pelvis because your waifu's an Ushi-Oni/Wurm/Oni? +1 or +2?
What monstergirls would be attracted to an Alchemist anyway?

>> No.13738626

Dwarves, Cyclops, Golems

>> No.13738628

Witches, liches, and many, many more.
A multitude of potions so sex is never a bore.

>> No.13738629

>not liches
Get your head in the game, anon.

>> No.13738633

All of them.

Even married monstergirls still like experimenting in the bedroom.

>> No.13738634

Eh, I've been playing Kamidori today and then working metals came to my mind. I fucked it up.

>> No.13738639

I guess that's fair enough.

>> No.13738641

Aww, Maya is pretty cute.

>> No.13738644

Aw yes, now all I need to do is set up in a town ruled by a Vampire and get good enough at potions to catch the eye of her Lich scientist.
And maybe research an Ara Ara or Bust enlargement potion for deterring the Sabbath.

>> No.13738648

yes please

>> No.13738649
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Done. Color someday, first the EMG ones I have pending. Jewelry missing but too lazy for that, will add once I color it.

>> No.13738652

So when is Hera going to snap this faggot's pelvis?

>> No.13738653

Why not just give a witch a bust enlarging potion, she'd do anything to snuggle with oniichan.

>> No.13738662

Because I'd rather a Lich than a Witch anon. And the Sabbath is shit.

>> No.13738663

>Today, Maya is lingering for longer than usual
>You hear the old, wooden door creak a little as she unconsciously pushes against it
>"Would you like to come in, Maya?" you call
>You didn't want to scare her away, but you are almost positive that she wouldn't act on her own
>Sure enough, the little Kikimora excitedly throws the door open and bounds over to you; feathery tail wagging nonstop
>So she WAS just waiting for an invitation
>"Hi-hi, Master!"
>"What are you doing, Master? Can I see? Please?"
>You smile as little Maya stands on her tiptoes and cranes her neck to see your computer screen on top of your tall desk
>You've alway preferred a high desk and chair; the Kiki's tiny white fingers clutch tightly at its edge as she jumps and hops up and down, trying to pull herself higher
>You push your chair back a few inches and wrap your hands around the Kikimora's tiny, petite waist
>She squeaks in surprise and blushes a bit as you set her down on your lap
>You had to do something about her jumping, there was no way you could concentrate on your search with her moving around so much
>Maya nods, grinning wider than you thought possible
>Her tail slowly stops wagging as she settles in
> Her small, soft feathers drag across your shirt as it swishes back and forth across your chest, stomach and crotch
>You ignore it and return to your work
>Aside from shifting her chubby little thighs around every so often, the Kiki is content to sit quietly in your lap
>The presence of her small, warm body so close to you is very calming, even if she is a little restless

>> No.13738664

It's nice to see art of a Wights sizable rump.

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>> No.13738667

>EMG ones I have pending
Well, it seems you'll have your hands full in the next few days...

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Very nice. Would treat her out to a fancy night on the town.

>> No.13738678

Kind of, I have the urge to draw Gatchaman's Utsutsu first, just because I love her. Not ecchi, I cant sexualize the gloomy.

>> No.13738681

Most excellent.

>> No.13738684

>chubby little thighs
I like body descriptions, and she already seems more appealing than that MILF.

>> No.13738685

Do it, man.

>> No.13738690

Dat mass

>> No.13738693

Is CROWDs worth picking up? I love its soundtrack.

>> No.13738701

It's going to involve the internet and doxxing. Also if you're not going to like a weirded out pacing and the main chick whose basically the director's waifu, you might not like it.

>> No.13738705

>come home from work and take a shower
>dead tired
>imouto baphomet rushes hurriedly to the couch and pats her small thighs
>you sigh and place your head in her lap
>she asks how you like her lap pillow
you respond "it's small, uneven, fidgety, and hot"
>she's about to pout
"it's perfect"

>> No.13738709

friendly reminder that a doujin of this has already been translated

>> No.13738711

>weirded out pacing
Eh, I could deal with Baccano's entertaining clusterfuck of an adaption, so this shouldn't be too bad.
Then again, I should probably start watching more animu in general since the only show I watched this year was GARO.

>> No.13738725

How sad would it be for a Deity tier monster girl to create a daughteru so she isn't lonely only to find out she isn't powerful enough to make her daughteru ageless so she eventually dies

>> No.13738728

Not really sad.

She probably deserves it, being a monster girl and all.

>> No.13738730

I would say yes, depends what you are looking for. Great ost, really colorful, likeable characters, MC is a like it or hate it case (to some shes the most genki a genki can get, to others shes just plain annoying). The story is power of friendship saves the day, except in this case would be power of online friendship saves the earth. But anyway, give it a try, if you like the MC you might enjoy the whole thing. I like it for the untz and the designs.

>> No.13738731

>You absently scroll through page after page of job listings, waiting for something to catch your eye
>"What about that one, Master?"
>Maya points to an ad looking for a part-time web developer
>"Hmmm? This one?" You click on it, "...I don't know. I've never done anything like that before."
>"But you'd be good at it, Master! You would!"
>"Really? What makes you say that?"
>"I... I don't know? I just feel it!"
>She turns around and cocks her head, smiling innocently up at you
>"You think? I guess I can send them an e-mail or something..."
>Lost in thought, you begin to compose your e-mail
>The little Kiki makes a short, happy humming noise as she turns back around
>Her pale, slender hand adjusts something under her butt before she settles in again
>You pause
>You're sure you heard a soft, rubbery snapping sound as Maya adjusted herself
>"You ok?"
>She nods; neither her posture nor her expression tell you anything
>She just sits normally on your lap, wagging her tail every so often
>You certainly didn't feel anything when that noise happened
>You try to stifle your curiosity and focus on the computer again
>The little Kikimora's floppy canine ears perk up a little under her frilly white maid's headdress as you gently rest you chin on her small, soft shoulder
>Your new position doesn't help your focus either
>You type and retype the first few words of your e-mail, unable to stop thinking about that damn noise
>You just have to know.
>What the hell was it?
>No. You have to work.
>It was probably just your imagination, Right?
>The way Maya is still acting just as normal as ever should tell you as much
>You finally pull your shit together and finish your e-mail
>Eventually, the little Kiki gets restless
>"Master? It's almost time for dinner! Mama is waiting for us..."

>> No.13738740

Paladin pls go

>> No.13738746

Would there still be human hikikomori in a mg world?

>> No.13738751

I want to kill the demons!

>> No.13738759

Yes, but now the Devil Bugs want him to stop playing video games so he can have sex with them.

>> No.13738761

then go do it there are no demons here only Monster Girls happy loving Monster Girls.

>> No.13738764

>being so beta some old maid with a bastard child intimidates you into becoming a wageslave

>> No.13738766

Is there a collection of dinosaur monster girls floating around? Mainly related to Jurassic World, I want to see how horrible it gets.

>> No.13738774

I want that loli.

>> No.13738778

>Trying to play god
she deserves it

>> No.13738793

Pygmy Manticore's are olev, soft and portable for the man on the go.

>> No.13738797

He seriously better fuck the loli while her mom masturbates to the sounds in the next room for all the shit they are putting him through.

>> No.13738799
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As much as I like Manticores, I'd rather see a fruit eating pygmy Werebat.

>> No.13738805

>Not having a brain slug
Look at this pleb.

>> No.13738806

>You look at the clock
>"You're right. Let me finish up here, you can go ahead."
>"Yes, Master!"
>You push back from your desk and swivel around in your chair as Maya jumps off of your lap and bounds for the door
>Before she gets too far, she trips over an uneven patch in the carpet
>Your heart jumps into your throat; the lacy white hem of Maya's miniature maid's dress flies up over her head as she slides a few inches after her fall
>You sit on the edge of your seat, bracing yourself for her inevitable wailing and tears
>You have no idea what to do with yourself around a crying child
>However, no tears come.
>The little Kiki picks herself up as quickly as she fell and happily disappears into the hall
>You sigh heavily and sink back into your chair
>At least she can take a fall.
>Her fall barely registers with you now, something else is completely inundating your thoughts
>Something you saw before Maya had picked herself up and fixed her dress
>Latex. Panties.
>Maya is wearing shiny, high-cut, black latex panties.
>You don't even know what to think.
>Sure it's none of your business how Hera chooses to dress her daughter, but there is just something so... erotic about the smooth, sticky black material wedged deep between the little Kikimora's tiny, plump butt cheeks
>Still slightly shocked, you stand up and walk to the kitchen
>You do your best to act normal all through dinner as thoughts of Maya's small, bouncy latex-covered ass dance through your mind
>Despite your distraction, dinner proceeds just as usual
>You have always considered yourself good at maintaining a normal outward appearance
>The meal ends without a hitch, once you're through you go right back into your room for more research

>> No.13738812

>Maid Loli in lewd panties

>> No.13738813

I want a monstergirl to break down and cry in the middle of raping me

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>> No.13738819

>Kikimora's tiny, plump butt cheeks
Loli's with big butts are a blessing.

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>> No.13738828

The MC was confirmed beta along time ago anon.

>> No.13738829


Especially if its a monster that's usually seen as a rape machine

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Why aren't you reading "The Tiny Swordsman" anon?


>> No.13738841


>Draenei Bar Encounter

That better not go down the road I think it does.

>> No.13738847

I dunno, at first started cool, after the Amazon bits it just turned into some weird dark plot with necromancy shit and i just dropped it, not sure if the guy kept updating it.

>> No.13738848

You act like that isn't a secondary objective.

>> No.13738851

It does, /d/ tier story right there.

>> No.13738852

Because in order to make me read fan fiction it either needs to have my fetish or it needs to be fucking amazing and discussed a lot.

>> No.13738853

It's shit, and the Amazons in that story are just cunty human women.

>> No.13738857

>A pleasant surprise is waiting for you when you sit back down
>The people who were looking for a web developer have already replied to your e-mail!
>All other thoughts disappear from your mind as you eagerly open it
>Only three other places have ever replied to you
>Excitement almost boils over as you read through the black text on your screen
>They want to set up an interview!
>You type out your response and they reply almost immediately
>You now have a video interview scheduled for tomorrow morning
>It's probably still too soon to celebrate, but this is the furthest you've ever gotten
>The company seems damn eager as well, you can tell that they are very interested
>Looks like Maya was right after all
>Instead of looking for other jobs, you decide to research web development
>It looks extremely easy to you; from your countless hours on the web, you are already familiar with almost everything you read
>This is fucking fantastic!
>You jump a bit as your door creaks behind you
>"Uuhuuhuu~ I'm sorry I scared you, Master!"
>Hera's sweet, melodic voice calls out to you
>You should have been expecting her, really
>She comes in every night after dinner is through to clean your room
>"Don't worry about it. I got an interview!"
>The mature Kikimora's face brightens as she smiles at you
>Genuine happiness fills her eyes, and she drops her cleaning supplies on the table by the door
>Her long, feathery tail wags faster than you've ever seen it as she hurries over to you
>"Here, see?" you bring up the e-mail, "It's for web development. We're going to meet over video chat tomorrow morning!"
>Hera's eyes grow watery as she hears your enthusiasm
>This is everything she's been hoping for
>Master is being Master again!
>"Congratulations, Master! I'm so happy for you!"
>The yellow rubber cleaning gloves the Kiki usually wears squeak a little as she clasps her hands together in excitement

>> No.13738866



>Amazons as just cunty human women
>Not as awkward as fuck Succubi who have a hard time grasping their own femininity and don't know how to express anything like love without wanton sex making in control
>Not able to cleave a boulder in twain but has spaghetti falling out of her loincloth at the idea of praising her Prince's cooking when she brings home a boar and he cooks a delicious Canadian tier bacon dinner

>> No.13738872

In that story, they're literally just super cunty human women, nothing like the MGE Amazons at all.

>> No.13738881

We need more nice Amazons
>No Amazon will ever call you the greatest thing that ever happened to her

>> No.13738884


Hence why I linked that video.

>> No.13738886

>Parkedbuggy is still kill ;_;

>> No.13738892


>> No.13738897
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What monstergirls would improve with age? What girls would get worse?

>> No.13738898

Don't remind me

>> No.13738903

>What monstergirls would improve with age?
Cheshire cougars
>What girls would get worse?

>> No.13738906

>yellow rubber cleaning gloves squeak

>> No.13738909

>"Thanks. I'm glad you're happy with it."
>You look nervously at the mature, deliciously curvy Kiki
>"Oh please, Master. You know I'd never REALLY hurt you, right?"
>A tiny hint of that sharp, intense gleam returns to Hera's green eyes and her smile gets a little bit more smug
>You aren't fully convinced
>At your reply, your maid's expression turns a little sadder
>You think you may have actually hurt her feelings
>"Sorry, I just-"
>No, Master." She cuts you off. "I'M sorry. I just had to give you a little push, that was all. You understand, right?"
>She looks at you, genuinely hopeful
>You DO understand. You've been thinking about it for awhile, but there was no way you would have broken from your old habits without 'persuasion' as jarring or unavoidable as what she had given you
>As scary as it was, Hera's crazy side was something you feel you really need in your life right now
>She seems to know exactly how to bring out the best in you; you are only realizing that now
>"I do." You finally meet the older Kiki's gaze. "Thanks, Hera."
>She blushes a bit and pats you on the head with her gloved hand
>"That's my good Master!"
>She happily returns to her supplies and begins to clean your room
>You turn back to your own work and lose yourself in it for awhile

>Eventually, you become aware that the rustling of Hera's long maid's dress and salt-and-pepper feathers has stopped
>The sun has fully set by now, the only light still in the room comes from the dim yellow bulb in the ceiling
>Your heart jumps as you hear your Kiki maid's voice, inches from your ear
>"All done, Master."
>Hera usually just says goodnight to you from the door when she's done cleaning
>"Your happy news distracted me, but there is something I need to talk to you about..."
>Her voice is as low and sweet and devilishly commanding as it was when she had cut you and kissed you
>A small chill runs through your body as her warm breath tickles your ear

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I want to marry a Tanuki and retire early while she keeps working.
I want to bring a beer out for the Sahuagin pool cleaner and ignore her flirting.
I want to chat about different plants with our Troll gardener and look away when she leans down with her ass up.
I want to buy Ammy scout cookies in large quantities and not touch fluffy tail.
I want to visit our Dragon, Wight, and Pharoah neighbors and give them fresh fruit and vegetables from our garden.
But mostly, I want to worry my Tanuki wife ragged while remaining faithful.

>> No.13738921

>deep breaths deepen

>> No.13738926

>I want to buy Ammy scout cookies in large quantities and not touch fluffy tail.
Too bad, it is included in the sale
You want loli mofu or ara ara mofu?

>> No.13738928


>What monstergirls would improve with age?
Ara ara~ kitsune
>What girls would get worse?
Holstaur because their tits would eventually get saggy.

>> No.13738930

Too much mofu is bad for a man. You wouldn't coerce the husband of a judge, would you?

>> No.13738932

>get saggy
>monster girl
does not compute

>> No.13738933


>Be prisoner of an Amazon, your arms tied behind you back for days on end
>She keeps you fed and snuggles up to you at night in order to keep you warm in the jungle where it gets hella cold after the sun goes down
>You're not sure if she can speak or understand Common at all, since she doesn't talk to you at first
>She starts walking around the hut in the full nude, letting you see the hidden lips of her sex beneath a crop of violet hair
>Breaks out in a smile the first time she sees you get a hard-on at watching the sway of her hips and breasts
"So you are a man"
>You nearly jump at her fluent Common, she smiles, pulling your trousers down and letting her get full view of the considerable mast you're sporting for her
"Is this because of me? Only in the nude, eh?"
>Her technique is rough, nothing like the practiced strokes and jerks that a normal Succubus would have
>Mouth the word 'harder' to her
>She glares, but it quickly softens as she starts to bob her head up and down on your shaft
>Her tongue coils around you and her cheeks go in as she redoubles her efforts, after a few minutes she manages to finally get you off
>Nearly gags trying to swallow your seed
"It's bitter..."
>She straddles you and looks almost a little confused, finally aims you farther back, hilting you inside of her in one stroke
>She winces in pain, her walls snugly fitting you like a glove
>Begins to bounce on top of you, trying to put on over-confident airs with stuff like 'Does it feel good?', 'You must enjoy being ridden like a horse!'
>She's almost cute in how hard she's trying to act girly/dominant, bide your time
"This is... the best way... to calm your kind down!"
>The Amazon speeds up, grabbing at her breasts, stroking the runes on her body
>She leans forward, pressing her breasts into your chest
>She doesn't even expect the kiss when you catch her, detonating inside of her as the orgasm takes you both
>After a few minutes she pulls up, and giggles
"Thank you"

>> No.13738937

>Holstauri getting saggy with age
Imagine the look on their faces. It'd be delightful.

>> No.13738943

off to the glue factory with it

>> No.13738946


>> No.13738949

Making cows cry is a crime.

>> No.13738950

nonsense it can still do hard labour

>> No.13738956

The only thing making them cry is their own bodies, not me.

>> No.13738957

>Implying she won't be gray haired with crows feet at the edges of their eyes while their breasts are as perky as they day they were born.

>> No.13738960

I'd marry her on the spot.

>> No.13738971

I want an amazon to attack me with a deadly bee weapon!

>> No.13738975
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Punishable by being bullied by their older Onee-san?

>> No.13738976

>Holstaur tits begin to sag
>Manticore tails lose some moisture; venom potency
>Centaur begin to have leg problems
>Monsters from both cat and wolf heritage become more docile and less playful

Monster old age is real

>> No.13738977


>Time passes and eventually her belly swells with your unborn child
>She prefers to have you stay in the hut under the pretense that you're far too precious to endanger in the hunts for food
>You've argued with her before that you can take care of yourself, reminding her that you did incapacitate one of her sword-sisters when they first captured you
"That's because you cheated."
>Snigger at her accusation, since her definition of 'cheating' is you groping an Amazon without her expecting it
"It's not funny! Men are to be protected and used for making daughters! Everybody knows this!"
>Concede to her, giving her belly an affectionate stroke. She purrs and nuzzles into your neck
>You still remember the night you and her conceived the child, in the middle of the entire tribal gathering in the fire light
>But just like all women, her pregnancy made her libido skyrocket at the most inopportune times
>Her hand ends up stroking your bare testes and shaft, eyes glittering with avarice
>She bends down and begins to suck on you, her technique having improved significantly
>Only brings you to the precipice of release and then laughs when you pout at her not swallowing
"Hey... I want to try it /that/ way."
>Shiver at her implication, knowing you both could get in trouble
>She's on her hands and knees, wet and ready for you
>Her lips part easily for you, the soft walls of her pussy sucking you in deeper with each thrust, heavy breasts swinging in rhythm to the bounces of her copious ass
>Your wife's moans intensify as you pick up speed, the fact you're mating like beasts increasing her arousal
>Ask her if her dagger ears are sensitive
>No sooner than you nibble on them does she let out a moan so bestial and inhuman that you'd swear the village elders would come running
>Her walls clench down on you as you give her your seed, folding your body on top of hers and kissing the back of her neck
>Your wife's face is one of pure bliss

>> No.13738979

>Getting bullied by a girl
>A tittymonster cow woman even
What's she gonna do? Lactate on me?

>> No.13738983

>helhound wife's stomach flips vet says we have to put her down

>> No.13738985

Use her incredible Holst strength to hold you down and milk you for your 'bull milk'.

>> No.13738986

What a slut, I hope the tribe finds out about this.

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You'll spend all day massaging her & giving her milkings when needed, then she force-feeds you a liter of her fresh milk before riding you into unconsciousness every night. You'll never escape, and thanks to her milk you'll never be broken.

>> No.13738994

But bulls don't produce milk!

>> No.13738995

>"Maya told me about her little spill earlier."
>Oh no.
>Hera's strong gloved hands grip your shoulders firmly
>"From your smell and face at dinner, I couldn't help but wonder..."
>Had she really noticed?
>The Kikimora's chin rests on top of her right hand, her lips are almost touching your ear
>"Just what did you see, Master?"
>"Umm... uh..."
>You struggle for words but Hera's slow, steady breathing in your ear is far too distracting
>"What's that, Master? Could you really not stop thinking about seeing Maya's panties? Ara~, what a little pervert you are!"
>The dominant Kiki's hands slowly slide down your shirt to your chest; the smooth yellow rubber of her gloves teases against your skin
>"I know what you were thinking, Master. You just ached to see her little latex butt again, right? I'm sure you would love to sink your big hands into her soft, baby cheeks and see her squirm and blush?"
>Hera digs her fingers lightly into your pectorals
>"What kind of a dirty pervert are you? I bet you'd just love to strip my little Maya down to nothing but those tight, lewd latex panties and lick... and grope... and molest her all over, hmm?"
>Her tongue barely teases along the rim of your ear each time she pauses
>You lean your head back and stifle a sigh as her powerful hands dance and massage across your chest
>"It wasn't hard to tell at all, really... You really want her, don't you?"
>No reply comes.
>"Answer me!"
>Hera's dominant, hypnotic voice rises sharply and she twists roughly at your nipples
>Your scared, stuttering reply echoes throughout your room and you blush deeply
>You couldn't deny it any more.
>"Oh Master, you're such a dirty boy! I don't blame you though... It's not your fault in the slightest that you find my little daughter so beautifully erotic."
>The Kiki's feathery arms and gloved hands retreat from under your shirt
>"It's okay, master. Really. But Maya isn't ready yet. In the meantime though..."

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The fattest of wolf tats.

>> No.13739001

>Holstaur's tits produce powered milk


>> No.13739002

>Bullying someone with sex and milkings

So it's really true that Holsts don't know how to bully people.

>> No.13739007

>you watch as your blue oni wife tries to lift a heavy object only to get back spasms
>she isn't the monster she used to be

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I wish we got more stuff on the Minotaur bully from this scenario.

>> No.13739011

>kitsune wife gets another tail
>that's a lot more fluffy to brush
>Nothing else to complain about though

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I guess all that hard liquor they drunk in their youth catches up with them.

>> No.13739016

>Harpy feathers and talons loose their sheen and turn dull
>Snakes and Lizard types become lazy and lax all the time
>Baphomets start wearing drag and have a midlife crisis

>> No.13739021

mam I mean no disrespect, but please turn over the loli before someone gets hurt

>> No.13739023


>Get kicked out of the hut as your wife gives birth to your first daughter
>You're not even allowed to see them for at least a day, told by the village elders that she needs to rest
>They try to bar you from going on a hunt, your old sword discarded nearby, but concede when they see the look you're giving them
>The kind of 'don't fuck with me' look that only a man ready to take a life would give
>Her sword-sisters constantly rag on you on the boar hunt, making off-handed remarks about how you're compensating for something with your long sword
>Just smile and sally forth
>They start calling you the 'weird house-husband' because you're genuinely putting effort into the hunt
>You finally find the beast
>It's a Demon Boar, three times the size of a normal pig and three times as ornery
>It rampages and breaks the formation of Huntresses, bee-lining for you
>You barely have time to dodge, cursing the months of inactivity for making you rusty
>It charges again, but this time you're ready
>Slicing its legs out from under it works, and the beast topples right before you ram the point of your sword into the back of its neck, killing it
>Her sword-sisters are stunned
"You keep what you kill."
>Spend hours cooking the meat and carving the beast, the elders watching you use various herbs and stewing the bones into broth
>Visit your wife and daughter
>She gives you a weak smile as your baby is finishing her meal, nuzzling into your wife's bosom
>Offer her the stew
"You shouldn't have."
>Tell her you wanted to make sure she had eaten, as it was making you uneasy. Keep insisting to her to eat, she finally gives in.
>Your daughter nuzzles into your chest as your wife devours the food hungrily
"She has your eyes, you know."
>Smile, stroking your child's face, she moans and nuzzles further into you
>After you kiss, your wife assures you that you're the best thing to ever happen to her
>Outside the hut, your audience is nearly blinded by the vanilla love

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>All this discussion about monstergirls getting old
Feels good to be immortal

>> No.13739027

>"I know what you were thinking, Master. You just ached to see her little latex butt again, right? I'm sure you would love to sink your big hands into her soft, baby cheeks and see her squirm and blush?"
>"What kind of a dirty pervert are you? I bet you'd just love to strip my little Maya down to nothing but those tight, lewd latex panties and lick... and grope... and molest her all over, hmm?"
I am boner, the boxers transformed.

>> No.13739029

Monster girls would be horrible fucking wives.

The only thing they're really good for is a one night stand and that's about it.

>> No.13739032

>Outlive all your friends, family and husband and bury them all
>Sun explodes and takes the entire solar system with it billion of years later
>Sentenced to float in space with horrible burns alone forever

>> No.13739037

They would be better wives then humans.

>> No.13739038

Why you gotta be so salty again, snickerdoodle?

>> No.13739039

That's why you go for the ones that retain their personalities from when they were humans. Like alps.

>> No.13739044

>cheshire cats become very susceptible to dementia in old age
>nothing sadder then watching one try and sprout out riddles only to forget how they go
>watch as they claim they are going back to wonderland only to go hide in a closet and forget how they got there.
>there once smug face is now filled with fear and confusion

>> No.13739045

Anon they're immortal not invulnerable

>and husband
The husband should be immortal as well

>> No.13739053

I want to help Cheshire oba-san regain her smug smile

>> No.13739058

Eh, too vanilla for me, but not bad anyway.

>> No.13739059

>Still leaning over your shoulder, Hera points to your pants
>An almost painful bulge has formed inside them; your maid's brutal, dominant teasing has really gotten to you
>"You deserve a little reward for all your hard work, Master. I'll give you that. If you play your cards right..." she nibbles the nape of your neck with her firm, velvety lips "...Maya and I will make you so... incredibly... happy..."
>Her voice slows deliberately as she takes your zipper in her gloved hands and tantalizingly lowers it
>Your cock pops free of its fabric prison and Hera coos devilishly
>"Uuuhuuhuuhuu~ Master... Such a little pervert..."
>She teases the very tip of your member with a single, rubber-clad finger
>"First you get hard to me talking about lewd, little Maya and now look at you."
>She shows you the shiny bead of precum on her finger
>"Stand up, Master. Now."
>You obediently comply with Hera's command
>"Good boy... Shirt off."
>You pull it off and let it fall to the ground, trying not to blush
>This whole situation is making you feel vulnerable and exposed
>Not that you don't enjoy it though
>The Kiki pushes your chair to the side and drapes herself over your bare back again
>Her massive breasts squish up against you as she pulls you in tight
>"You just relax and let me take care of you, Master..."
>Your maid reaches for her supply bucket on your desk and pulls out a small bottle of lube
>Does she alway keep lube with her cleaning supplies?
>She squirts a generous amount of the clear liquid into her tightly gloved hand and sets the bottle back down
>Anticipation builds as you hear lewd squelching and squishing noises as Hera rubs her hands together
>Finally, her slippery, rubber-covered hands wrap around you
>Your mind goes blank as Hera's grip tightens and sends waves of pleasure through you
>You close your eyes and lean back into her shoulder as she begins to pump her hands up and down along your throbbing girth

>> No.13739062

>>"What kind of a dirty pervert are you? I bet you'd just love to strip my little Maya down to nothing but those tight, lewd latex panties and lick... and grope... and molest her all over, hmm?"
Desire to hotdog latex loli butt is high indeed.

>> No.13739066

I want a nerdy Hellhound, thick rimmed glasses and all!

>> No.13739078

You could be a therapy human for an old monsters retirement home.
Have long chats with a toothless shirohebi who constantly insists her grandchildren will be coming by any day now, despite having no visitors in years.

>> No.13739089

I want to get rid of my old smelly manticore to the old monsters retirement home and go out and get a hot young one!

>> No.13739093

Please no. I actually volunteered at retirement home more times than I can remember, and every time I leave I just feel like absolute crap.

>> No.13739097

too real man, too real

>> No.13739103

I want a tailless manticore to tell me about the same war story for the fifteenth time! She says "grasshopper" for no reason sometimes, but she's always been trying hard since the stroke!

>> No.13739109

Fuck that shit long live the hugbox

>> No.13739110

>The slick, shiny yellow rubber of her gloves slides easily along your shaft despite her intense, powerful grip
>You feel as though her hands may become fused with you if she squeezes you any tighter
>It doesn't take long for ecstasy to erupt from within you, the dominant Kikimora coos and lovingly kisses your cheek as rope after rope of your cum splatters the back of your chair
>You feel as though you'll go insane and explode as your maid gives your cock three more heavy, incredibly strong strokes
>Thankfully, she stops after those three.
>Satisfied with her work, Hera stands up straight and strips off her tight, yellow, extremely messy gloves
>She deposits them in a pocket of her frilly white apron and turns you around by your shoulders
>She giggles as she sees your face; your eyes have glazed over and your mouth is still hanging open after your amazing orgasm
>"Such a lewd Master... You really enjoyed my hands that much?"
>You nod weakly
>Hera giggles again and bends her head down to kiss you
>Her full, rosy lips intertwine with yours for a brief, passionate moment as she hugs you tightly to her ample chest
>You feel like you could spend eternity wrapped in her warm, tender embrace like this
>As dominant and teasing as she is, you can tell she cares for you very deeply
>Kikis are wonderful, aren't they?

>> No.13739112


senile ara-ara kitsune with incontinence issues and gray tails

>> No.13739113

The shirohebi might start calling you 'janice' or 'darling' or something! Her grandchildren are really coming by to see her!

>> No.13739117

>"Goodnight, Master..." she whispers.
>She releases you and starts to wheel your chair out of the room
>"Where are you going with that?"
>Your strength has returned, and Hera's actions are making you curious again
>She pauses and blushes, unable to meet your gaze
>"T-to clean it, of course. You got it all dirty!"
>You make no effort to stop her as she hurries to her room with your cum-stained chair
>As you pass her door on the way to the bathroom, you are sure you can hear a muffled moaning along with the frantic rustling of tail and arm feathers
>You try the door, but it is locked and you don't want to disturb Maya if she is asleep by calling out
>Whatever she is doing now, you are sure your chair will be clean and waiting for you in the morning.

That's all for now. I'm glad everyone seems to be enjoying it, I sure as hell am. More soon!

Pastebin is here:

>> No.13739121

Catheters and diapers are hot.

>> No.13739145

>You entertain her everyday, a bit more than the other elderly folk whenever you have the time.
>Everyday it's harder and harder to keep face as she starts to believe that you are one of her grandchildren
>Try to schedule them to visit their grandmother
>They never have the time, so they say
>One night as you tuck her in she says "Thank you, you are my favorite grandson"
>She won't ever see another sunrise again

>> No.13739154

>not getting toothless GGGMILF blowjobs from her

>> No.13739157

Really, this.

>> No.13739159

I'm not here for this. It makes equally sad and angry

>> No.13739163

I want to hide from a monstergirl using a cardboard box!

>> No.13739166

>"Thank you, you are my favorite grandson"
Fuck this. I'm calling the nearest Lich and tell her to transfer my youth and vitality to the Shirohebi and make her younger at the cost of my own life.

>> No.13739170


>volunteer at a old monsters home
>use your dick to make them feel young again

>> No.13739176

Anon, don't you think she wants to see her husband again?

>> No.13739177

Your opinion has been noted in the log.

>> No.13739179

You're fucking stupid.

>> No.13739181

> You call for a litch
> a decrepit, decaying monstrosity lumbers in, the air hissing.
> your nose begins to bleed
> its body and mind have decayed beyond saving, magic or otherwise.
> it's trying and failing to cast spells

>> No.13739185

>Lilim and Pharaoh

>> No.13739186

>Lewd maid lewdly licking your spunk off of your chair
Oh my.

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Where is the loli maid

>> No.13739193


>Give my lown life essence to her
>Leave the world of the living first and prevent her husband's soul from being taken by Will o' Wisps by offering myself as a last gift to her
>She'll find her husband's soul unharmed, waiting for her on the other side when her time comes
All part of the plan.

>> No.13739200


She'a asleep anon, she'll be awake later.

>> No.13739206

>implying she doesn't feed it to her daughteru

>> No.13739207

Will don't go after men that are taken

>> No.13739213


>> No.13739215

But that'll taste icky! I like the way you think.

>> No.13739216

How would young monster girls treat the elderly monsters though? I think they would view them as competition, and that's why we have the depressing old monster homes.

>> No.13739221

No talk about dumpire?

>> No.13739222

literally who?

>> No.13739223

>She's falling apart before your eyes, reduced to a phylactery
>Her disembodied voice begs you to take her, she has no power left and doesn't want to die
>You decide to oblige
>Your folks see you and notice your neat little pendant and ask if it was a gift from someone
>You reply that it's someone very close

>> No.13739224

Filled to the brim with shitty fillers and exaggerated "HUUH?! WHAAAAT?!" situations. It's shit.

>> No.13739227

It's really bad.

Read the the first chapter and fucking dropped it, don't see any appeal in it.

>> No.13739229

First ep wasnt as expected, turned out meh. At least they are putting effort in the expressions to match the manga ones

>> No.13739230

Eh, the anime was never going to be as good as the manga, I thought. I'd have to agree with your "meh". At least the VA sounds cute.

>> No.13739238

Underwhelming first episode, just like the first chapter. Hopefully like the series it'll continually improve in a blink of an eye. It's not a trainwreck just yet, one episode isn't enough to judge an entire future series that hasn't yet been made and released.

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Reminder to make sure your hazmat suit's seals are secure before you cuddle Nurglette-chan!

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>> No.13739255

Those poor souls are going to have their minds, bodies and soul dessicated and decay by her STD Nurgle's Rot.

Daemonettes, not even once.

>> No.13739259

It really does tho. It has a slow start, with crappy art, but it gets better and better.

>> No.13739263

And then it turns into shit immediately after the characters expose their true feelings to each other.

>> No.13739264

How do you feel about Mad Hatters?

>> No.13739267

Actually it maintains the better act and pulls at the feels.

>> No.13739272

They're okay.

>> No.13739273
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That's why you wear a hazmat suit anob! How can you say no to this cutie

>> No.13739275


>> No.13739279

They're stupid and a bunch of jerks.

>> No.13739289

I want to give a Mad Hatter a shoulder ride while she drinks her tea.

>> No.13739292

You will never make a Ogre online platinum mad, then give her directions to the neighbor you hate with a passion, laughing as she grinds his pelvis into dust.

>> No.13739295

i wish to bone the teacher

>> No.13739300

>She arrives at your neighbor's house
>Knocks on the door, he opens
>"Are you Anon?" She asks, cracking her knuckles
>"Nah, he lives next door."
>"O-Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be on my way now."
And then she gets you.

>> No.13739302

I dunno anon how do you feel about March hares?

>> No.13739308

Then you direct her to the other anon upstairs.

Common mistake, same thing happens with the mail woman.

>> No.13739313

>She asks everyone in the building where you live
>All of them tell exactly where you are
Can't fool her forever, Anon. Besides, mailwomen have your fucking address you dolt, how else would you receive your bills?

>> No.13739321

I'd rather beat a lizardgirl online and hear her awkward confession online, to the whooping and laughter and jeering of every other monstergirl in the session.

>> No.13739330

Listen she isn't a very clever mailwoman.

>> No.13739331

Because Daemon STD melts through plastics and rubber like an ice cube under a Cuban summer sun.

>> No.13739332

If she didn't have the competence to deliver things to their respective addresses then she wouldn't be a fucking mailwoman at all.

>> No.13739342

You'd be surprised nigga.

>> No.13739346

Well, guess it's time to kill myself.

I ain't letting this fucking Ogre win.

>> No.13739354

>Starts shit
>Can't take the heat

>> No.13739359

Don't be petty, this is your fault to begin with.

>> No.13739364

He's going to commit sudoku, there's no better way to take responsibility.

>> No.13739366

>she takes you to the local lich doctor
>lich doctor feeds you a lamentation mushroom and brings you back as an undead incubus with a single minded mission to fuck your new ogre waifu

Suicide is not the answer, Anon.

>> No.13739368

Nah fuck that, jumping out the window head first.

My entire plan was ruined, no way is she getting the victory.

>> No.13739377

>She breaks in just as you're about to jump off the window
>Tackles you out the window into a conveniently placed truck full of pillows because fuck you
>Rapewrestles you in the pile of pillows all the way to the pillow company

>> No.13739379

Na, see, self immolation. There'd be nothing left to resurrect.

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>> No.13739388

Why must you ruin everything anon?

>> No.13739390

This one's my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeY7vTY13k

>> No.13739394

What part of "because fuck you" do you not understand?

You will get a happy ending with your ogre waifu AND YOU >WILL< RECEIVE THE BENEFITS!

>> No.13739396

No I wont, I'll act miserable all the time until she lets me leave!

You can't make me have a Ogre end!

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>> No.13739407

You're a sissy and that ogre is going to do whatever she wants with you until you prove her wrong.

You shouldnt've messed with the bull, Anon.

>> No.13739414

I'll just have to fake my death and run away then.

Ogre's are fucking stupid anyway, I can probably make it work.

>> No.13739423

You're married to her now. She's got your spirit energy bro.

You're going to be hunted by her. To the ends of the earth. Hopefully you haven't incubised by now, otherwise you're also going to fight the cravings that tell you to go back to her willingly.

>> No.13739428

But I never loved her, why should I have to spend the rest of my life with someone I hate?

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Slowpoke-chan is cute! CUTE!

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>> No.13739445

If I bite on her tail, will she become a Slowbro or a Slowsis?

>> No.13739446

I want to cut off her tail and eat it!

>> No.13739459

Really nice art!

>> No.13739462


Not in my headcanon!

>> No.13739464

I yearn to have that rump on my face.

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>> No.13739476

Would you date a Lilim? What if she actually loved you, but was embarrassed about it?


>> No.13739478

I-is he going to be okay?

>> No.13739480

I see no reason not to. Having my own reality warper sounds handy.
He's got a face full of tits, he's fine.

>> No.13739481

Yeah. That's yours. Good to know lady

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>> No.13739483

She deserves someone better then me. I would have a platonic relationship with her as her underling, however.

>> No.13739486

Burn it with white phosphorus.

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>> No.13739488

Why? It's just some bondage.

>> No.13739491
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No, mine.

>> No.13739492

Only if she helps take over Canada so I can steal every last drop of syrup and hike up the price a few hundred percent.

I would expect any self respecting Canadian to do the same with Kentucky and hike up the price of bourbon.

>> No.13739493

What does she see in me? I'm a no good wage slave that's going to alp due to being a giant pervert with all the wrong fetishes.

>> No.13739494

Oh yeah that totally looks like bondage, not a psycho holding a rotting corpse that she probably killed.

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Give anon back, you spindly bitch!

>> No.13739498

She has all the wrong fetishes too.
You must BELIEVE.

>> No.13739500

Did that Ushi see a cat or something?

>> No.13739504

I'll never believe, she killed that man and is now clutching the corpse so she can eat it later!

>> No.13739505

I put this in a pastebin for you

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>> No.13739508


No arguments here, Ma'am.

Now would ya mind taking YOUR thing and leaving this orphanage? You're scaring the shit outta the Wurms and we just got out of our hugging-armour, Goddammit.

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>> No.13739512

Rach wins. Hers.
>orphaned Wurms
Tell me more.

>> No.13739514

If she actually loved me for me, sure.
Does she like vidya?

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Pardon me, just taking back what's mine.

>> No.13739521

What use is Eita to her after his brother used her up?

>> No.13739524

Dark Priest
Mad Hatter

>> No.13739528

She hugs you with tears in her eyes when you tell her the news. "Will you protect my smile, Anon?" The two of you live in happiness in a demonic realm she creates based on your likes.

She's sad that you don't want her, but she understands. A few days later she sets you up with one of her friends, because all she wants is for you to be happy.

She assures you that isn't the case, Anon! You're a wonderful person she'll love no matter what, but she respects your decision and won't force you into a relationship. She only sends you on tasks she knows you'll like, and you meet your waifu on one of them.

She gives you a tearful hug that becomes a kiss, and the two of you snuggle together under a Weresheep blanket later that night while she tells you all the ways she loves you. You also have passionate sex if you're in the mood, and she shares all of your fetishes. She'll even hold your hand.

She begins a heartfelt confession detailing the aspects of your personality that she loves the most, and kisses you passionately if you try to protest. "The wrong fetishes according to people who aren't in our relationship, but why does that matter?" Whatever they are, she finds potions and demonic realms that let you enjoy them without fear of alping.

>> No.13739529

>forceful shotification

Time for "filicide"

>> No.13739530

>in a demonic realm she creates
No need for that. I'd rather live in the real world, travel it with her and right the wrongs!

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>> No.13739534

>snake has asscheeks

>> No.13739536

I'd slay the jabberwock with my vorpal blade, if you catch my drift

>> No.13739538

You know that body armor they wear to train attack dogs? It's pretty much that. A juvenile Wurm hug is already equivalent to a crocadile bite in force, and they lack what little self control an adult Wyrm has yo prevent injury. Bones will be broken if you aren't properly suited up for playtime or if they get scared.

>> No.13739539

At least she doesn't have a literal ass or a thigh gap

>> No.13739540

Aww, and here I hoped they'd be miniature Wurm Wrangler suits.

>> No.13739545

I'd climb Rapunzel-Kejorou's hair up into her tower, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13739550

It'd just be a hair elevator. An elevathair.

Snow White wouldn't be white until I got done with her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13739554

You should not defy the sunshinebox, Anon.

It's all ogre for you.

>> No.13739555

Snow White the Yuki-Onna and her seven minions?

>> No.13739557

I like it.

>> No.13739558


>"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
>Long blonde hair comes out of the tower window
>Dude starts to climb it.
>The hair wraps around him and carries him up.

>> No.13739561

The Lilim kisses you passionately and promises she'll never let you go, because you're her beloved husband and she cares for you. She'll create whatever demon realm you like and will give you complete freedom if you protect her smile. Her pupils are heart shaped when she breaks the kiss, but not because she's going to rape you. She loves you that much.

She says something about variations in Monster Girl types and the goal of a Lilim's life being to find their one true husband, then kisses you with all the love in the world. She has a confession to make though. One of her favorite hobbies is playing human entertainment media called "video games." She mentions your favorite game as one she really loves to play, and has human and monster friends with similar taste.

The idea excites her, and you and her travel the world fighting for justice and the protection of smiles. She teaches you magic or physical combat, and the two of you inspire other Monster Girls to similar greatness. Adventurer ending.

>> No.13739564

>Adventurer ending
Or as we call it in the business, "Uh-oh, here we go again!"

>> No.13739572

>All these "Mine" posts
>tfw it's one of my biggest fetishes
>tfw belong to nobody

>> No.13739575

Go to the seashore, find some Seagull Harpies.

>> No.13739582

As long as she lets me have a harem. A small harem of four. And if she's into femdom.

>> No.13739583

>Lilim that loves Wonderful 101 and Mass Effect
>Loves me for me
>Probably a fiend in bed and a cuddlebug.
Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.13739594


>A monster girl will never be so in love with you to the point where imagining a world without you in it pains her.

>> No.13739595

Monster girls that no one remembers
I'll start:
Leanan Sidhe

>> No.13739598

But we call her the Art Fairy.

>> No.13739600


Even KC forgot about her, look at how pathetic her profile is

>> No.13739603


Arch imp

>> No.13739604

>leen shee

>> No.13739607

Is it fishy?

>> No.13739611

Pot Devil

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>> No.13739616

>She'll never hug you close the morning after your first time while crying on your shoulder and saying she's so happy that she didn't dream what happened last night.
It hurts anon. It hurts real bad.

>> No.13739617

99% of the plant based girls

>> No.13739618

Jinn of the Jar, Nureonago, Kesaran Pasaran, Skeleton, Kappa.

>> No.13739627

Not true, I can remember the best, which is Barometz, and the worst, which is matango.

And alarune but I can't be damned to admit to that.

>> No.13739628

Who cares

>> No.13739631

People pretend Liliraune doesn't exist because they can't accept mg /u/

>> No.13739650

>mg /u/
Isn't Liliraune's whole thing threesomes with twins though?

>> No.13739652

Yes it is, but until they get a man ensnared, they'll probably express their sisterly love.

>> No.13739659

>People talk about girls they like and others fall by the wayside

>> No.13739664

Mandragora, Giant Slug, Ant Arachne, Gargoyle, Nureonago, Bubble Slime, Charybdis

>> No.13739666
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Do you like your MG with long hair, or short hair?

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Hydromancy is the greatest branch of magic. Prove me wrong.

>> No.13739668


>Work at the Wurm orphanage.
>People on the internet liked to whine and complain about the work you do, that it wasn't right to single out one species and have them all 'locked up' in the singular most fortified structure in the whole damned city. Painted you like some kinda gestapo herding innocent children into a kennel or something like that.
>Ignorant cocksuckers.
>The average Wurmling has enough strength in her tiny body to level a building or shear a man clean in half, and lacks the know-how to control it. This normally isn't an issue, because the average Wurmling has mommy and daddy around to give her affection so she doesn't go starved for love.
>Orphan Wurmlings, however, are lonely Wurmlings. And that makes them lethal to the uninitiated... and the unarmoured.
>A big, fuckdamn suit of power-armour that'd make an Astartes weep in envy, to be precise.
>You did everything in that suit.
>You played hide-and-go-seek in the armour.
>You changed diapers in the armour.
>You gave piggy-back rides in the armour.
>Hell, you even sang them lullabies in the armour and tucked them in with wee eskimo-kisses with your helmet.
>It's a thankless job.
>People actually hated you for it.
>But to be frank, when you saw those cheeky little grins, heard those delighted little giggles and felt the weight of those little Wurmlings using your arms as an ad-hoc swing-set... well...
>You honestly couldn't give less of a shit about what some hipster chucklefucks thought about your line of work.

>> No.13739671

Depends on the girl. My waifu is definitely the type who needs to have long hair though.

>> No.13739673

I like shorter hair more to be honest.

>> No.13739679

This needs to be done now.

>> No.13739680

We talking tactical dreadnought, centurion, or dreadknight?

>> No.13739681

>When she learns that you're a virgin she'll never go all out to make it absolutely amazing for you.
>Then she'll never hold your exhausted body close and ask how it was and also timidly asking if she hurt you at all, you barely managing to give her a response.
>She'll never stare into your eyes with a loving smile and kiss you as you fall asleep in her embrace

>> No.13739683

The Lilim hugs you with tears in her eyes, and she kisses you aggressively between her confessions of love. She says she's not the only one who feels that way about you, and promises you'll meet the rest of her friends soon. They're the Monster Girls who would comprise your ideal harem, and they'll all enjoy your femdom kink with lewd smiles on their faces. They all promise to protect and tease your smile.

She's thrilled to hear you like the same games as her, and reveals she has a kink you'll want to know about. She's into cosplay, and can alter her demon realm to fit what she's wearing. You share many nights snuggled up in bed together 100%ing games, and you're reminded of her love for you every time she looks into your eyes. Especially when you tell her how Wonderful she is or make cheesy puns about Effecting her Mass. Vidya ending.

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>> No.13739686

I would most definitely love to be her husband. I'd love to spend my days creating different worlds to play around in, playing a different part every day. As if we were actors on a stage that crossed the whole universe.

And if we get tired, we can just rest at a cottage by the sea, just the two of us.

>> No.13739689

Why do you need to know, Satan?

>> No.13739694

Post which reply you were and I'll add to what happens.

>> No.13739700

YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. YES. Do I get paizuri too? That's my other fetish.

>> No.13739702

That post you linked was my only reply though.
Still, appreciate it bro.

>> No.13739723

>One of her favorite hobbies is playing human entertainment media called "video games." She mentions your favorite game as one she really loves to play, and has human and monster friends with similar taste.

I would be really surprised to learn that a Lilim would like the Shin Megami Tensei series since a lot of those games have demons kill humans for kicks and as allies you just sort of fuse them to make more powerful ones whenever it seems more convenient.

>> No.13739727

I'm sure even Monster Girls can tell the difference between vidya and reality.

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>Cosplay kink Lilim
>Enjoys vidya, so knows some of the best costumes.
Anon, stop, she's becoming aggressively perfect.

>> No.13739733


Closer to the centurion, I'd reckon, heavily armoured, but still unencumbered enough to work with some modicum of dexterity and to more easily dispense hugs.

>> No.13739741

Good night Anons,
have a good night and don't burn down the thread.
Insert clever remark involving Troll and aversion to fire here.
Something something regen 5

>> No.13739744

1. Get a Troll in a sauna
2. ???
3. Profit

>> No.13739746

>don't burn down the thread.
Not worry, that won't happen until the anime comes out

>> No.13739756


Sabbath members would hate Moh Shuvuu though.

She calls a character in one game a failure of a human for being attracted to young girl like her.

>> No.13739759

Hot, sweaty sex with a troll.
Worth it.

That will be a day, who knows how it'll go.

>> No.13739762

>Hot, sweaty sex with a troll
You sex it up in the sauna, you'll pay the toll. To Charon.

>> No.13739774

Have a Troll try to be a watch maker or build a ship in a bottle

>> No.13739777

They might actually be able to make decent BIG MEATY PAW size watches. Or maybe they could breed magic plant watches or something.

>> No.13739780

In that case She's overjoyed to hear you accept her love so openly, and hugs you so hard you can literally feel the love radiating off of her. She teaches you magic and the both of you create a demonic realm to rival any thespian or cinematic epic created, where excitement and romance are played out on a scale that would be impossible if not for the strength of your love. The weather is always perfect at that cottage, unless you want it to rain outside while you snuggle under the covers. Multiverse ending.

It makes your entire harem extremely wet, and they compete to see who can do it the best. They come up with new techniques almost daily, sometimes involving your entire harem at once. Two on your dick, one licking your chest, another with her pussy on your face..... They wear low cut dresses and tight shirts when you go on dates together. Which does happen, because they love you. Femdom harem ending.

>> No.13739781

>magic plant watches
Your trips confirm this as a good idea.

>> No.13739786
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Oh my!

>> No.13739791

Is it the sweater that makes this chick so hot? I think it is.

>> No.13739795

Yes but there are some ground rules about physical contact
>head pats after dating for 3 months
>hugs allowed after 6
>hand holding after 9
>kiss (on the cheek only!) after 1 year

>> No.13739797

It's her attitude. She has that whole mistress attitude about her. I love it.

>> No.13739798

I was just making a dumb joke, you're absolutely right.

>> No.13739799

She might like it the same way humans like Tarantino movies. It's full of your species being evil and dying gruesomely, but you still like the story and thematic parts. She does like Shin Megami Tensei, and is happy to find you like it too. She blushes and reveals she has 100% on most of the games, and has gone through some of the routes multiple times. She hasn't played any of your favorite games though. Those you can play together, or while one of you watches and the other plays.

>> No.13739802

I prefer short, boyish cuts in general, and yet mai waifu is generally depicted with long, flowing hair.

Anybody wanna try drawing an Anubis with a bob cut?

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Alright, not gonna lie, multiverse ending sounds really cool

>> No.13739807

I could, but I only draw shitty silly stuff.

>> No.13739808

I mean I would be super embarrassed by it, but I would actually be pretty excited someone loved me.

If she's embarrassed too then it would look like two middle schoolers in love for the first time.

>> No.13739812
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I like me some fat deer ass.

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>> No.13739817

She's disappointed she can't hug you to celebrate, but actually loves you enough to date you. You both enjoy a slow but meaningful relationship like in a fantastic chinese cartoon, and the way she looks at you lovingly when you compliment her has enough concentrated affection to turn her pupils into hearts. If you're into it, she deals with her sexual frustration by waiting until you're asleep, retrieving a magical dildo, and pounding herself for hours while whispering your name. She's a complete mess sitting in a puddle of sticky fluid at the end.

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Did someone just say "sproink?"

>> No.13739825


"Woah woah woah. You haven't play THAT?" and then I'd take her with me to my place and have a marathon of games going on. Not just SMT games either but other ones she might've not heard of or played.

>> No.13739828

All monster girls with full animal lower bodies are automatically shit.

>> No.13739832

Disagree. You're dumb.

>> No.13739833

Really nice job so far. Still looking forward to more.

Typically shorter hair. I'm not opposed to long hair, but most of my top tier picks have short or shortish.

>> No.13739834

This sounds fun with any waifu, but I also think it would be really adorable to see your MG waifu who isn't into video games start trying really, really hard to get into them because she knows how much you love them.

Like, she starts by watching you play and asking questions, then she starts to play a bit at your insistence. After she starts learning the games, she starts asking you if she can play when you aren't. Next, she actually stays up late some nights after you go to sleep trying to git gud so she can make you proud. Finally, she gets her own game system / pc so she can game beside you, both in the digital world and in the physical one.

I like some of them. Mermaids for instance, Lamias, sometimes centaurs.

>> No.13739837

She tries not to blush or stutter while she confesses to you, but she does. The moment of blatant adorable affection you both share is the start of a romantic as fuck relationship, equal parts love and lust. Other Monstergirls "Aww" audibly when they hear you talk about your Waifu, and nobody would get annoyed with you for a public display of affection. Eros sends a Yandere cupid to congratulate the both of you, but she's so jealous she shoots you with a black arrow instead. The mana created by your relationship is so strong that the arrow dissolves on contact, and you develop a reputation as a badass. Your waifu literally protects your smile. The Demon Lord forces Eros to make more couples like you as an apology for letting an insane archer almost break his daughter's heart.

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Depends completely on where the too cheesy line exists.

>> No.13739841

That crosses the line, please delete.

>> No.13739846

Delete this shit.

>> No.13739847

>Demon Lord
Uh, wow. Thanks dad in law! I guess I'd be kind of nervous around him but I'd probably make some drunken promise that I would always bring his daughter happiness.

>> No.13739862


Yeah that'd be ideal to me too. Her eyes lighting up with awe at seeing your collection of games. Her watching you closely and eventually being like a back-seat driver once she understands what's going on.

It'd also be fun with phones too

>You tell her about phones and how they work
>She seems curious so tell her to call your number and leave the house, going some ways away
>Your phone rings and she nervously asks for you
>Once you respond she gets all excited "Human technology is amazing!"

>> No.13739871

Oh god, the adorable would give me diabeetus.

>At work, kind of slow.
>Go on break.
>You have 5 missed calls from your waifu
>Call her back, kind of concerned.
>"...Is that you Anon?"
>You answer her and ask what's wrong
>"Oh nothing... I just wanted to hear your voice, ehehe."

Maybe after that you could explain to her why calling you at work is not a good idea

>> No.13739878


Or you come home but she hasn't noticed because she's really into a game

>Open the door
>You chuckle to yourself and reminisce on how you too struggled on the same part she's on.
>You announce your arrival
>She freezes up and pauses the game and timidly looks at you
>"O-oh Hi anon..."

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Excuse me?

>> No.13739891

Your Waifu is touched you would promise her something like that, and tearfully promises to do the same. She's impressed you seemed to get along with her father, too. The love between you both is spread throughout the world, and anons similar to you find the Waifu or Waifus of their dreams. MGC gives you the key to the city as a thank you, and your Waifu gives you passionate kisses, romantic dates in a demon realm she built for you, snuggling inside with hot chocolate and tv during winter, and sex hot enough to make the smug squad blush. The Cheshire is so stunned you steal her hat and leave without her saying anything. Infinite love ending.

>> No.13739895

Not only do I disagree, I'll also assert that you are a faggot.

>> No.13739896

Okay, sorry, I didn't think of lamias and mermaids.
Taur-style monster girls are automatically shit. Especially if they have an animal vagina.

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I still think you're a dumb-dumb.

>> No.13739909

Thanks Doc

>> No.13739910

That's just a lamia with legs.
I'm talking about shit like Centaurs. Or Nanabi. Or that one scylla nobody likes.

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>> No.13739919

what smells like hot garbage and tacos?

>> No.13739921


>> No.13739922

Nope, still wrong.

>> No.13739923

What if I hate/don't play videogames?

>> No.13739925

>defending horse pussy
Name one reason to pick a monster girl like that over a more human-like one.

>> No.13739926

Name one besides "muh opinions."

>> No.13739927

Aren't you being a little bitch today. Dude. People like what they like, and you can't make them stop, so just quit it.

>> No.13739929

okay i laughed out loud, clearly time for bed

>> No.13739932

*name one not to

>> No.13739936

Because they're objectively less attractive unless you're turned on by the idea of fucking an animal, or at least fucking animal parts.

>> No.13739940

Nightmares' an adorable. Centaurs in general are fine, but Nightmares a best.

>> No.13739941

Then she feels the same way. Each Anon's Lilim is different. Yours wouldn't be a gamer.

>> No.13739942

Opinion discarded.

>> No.13739943


Yes. Although I would sheepishly admit that I've never been in a serious relationship and that I'm afraid of screwing one up somehow. Also I'd wonder how I managed to catch her interest.

>> No.13739946

Sure. I'd tease her about it too

>> No.13739948

Well, yeah, unless you're turned on by animal features, having a girl be 60% animal is going to make her less attractive.

>> No.13739949
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Yes, and?

>> No.13739951
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>Not defending horse pussy

>> No.13739953

>you will never have a yandere lilim waifu
Suffering indeed

>> No.13739954


>> No.13739955

>Monster Girls are objectively less attractive than human girls
Get out.

>> No.13739957

I'm not saying that. But with -taurs you just pass the point where animal features add something to the girl as a whole, and get into the territory where you have to find the animal parts themselves sexy to get any enjoyment out of the girl.

>> No.13739962

What size though? Funsized with a Shetland pony-like lower body or something that would put a draft horse to shame?

>> No.13739980

She would tell you that it's her first serious relationship too. She's never felt the way she feels about you with any other man, and there haven't been any other men. You're her first boyfriend. Your and her personalities really click, and she was interested in you from the moment she knew what you were like. You'd talked to her before, but she was in a human disguise. It's hard for Lilims to walk around without people falling all over them. You both begin an uncertain relationship that becomes a really good uncertain relationship, and you work through any issues together. It's rare you have to do that. Mostly you go on fun dates, kiss while snuggled together in bed, and blush when you talk about your fetishes. You have all the same, except for a few minor unique ones on each side that sound fun to try.

She mumbles something about bullying and blushes before kissing you passionately. Your teasing would make her blush long after you'd made your relationship official. All of your romantic dates, trying out each other's hobbies, passionately kissing after you haven't seen each other for a while, and fucking as she screams your name wouldn't ever get old. If most relationships are a candle that dims slightly as time goes on (imperceptibly slightly when you're dating a monster girl), yours is a solar farm. It gets hotter over time. She'd tease you too if you liked it, but wouldn't be good at it at first. She'd have to ask you to teach her, and mercilessly bully your dick to thank you. Especially when you aren't expecting it, but are really hoping she'd fuck you anyway.

>> No.13739987

If she bullies my dick I'll up the bullying on her. I'd even make the sex rougher!
Wait, that was the plan all along, wasn't it? Masochists.

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Alternatively you could reread the previous text and realize that the MC was nearly broke and would likely be ending up on the streets soon enough.

And as was already mentioned, most job offers involve prositution. which he would likely end up in if he landed on the streets. The Kiki's are protecting him from that by encouraging him to work a proper job.

>> No.13740008

>And as was already mentioned, most job offers involve prostitution
So? If children can do so, so can a full grown man.

>> No.13740018

The both of you take your bullying to new levels. During the day she teases you mercilessly, and at night you fuck her harder than should be possible. It doesn't take long for both of you to realize neither of you are actually being bullied, but you're having so much fun it doesn't matter. Your relationship continues to be as romantic and affectionate as it was in the beginning, but with elements of teasing that could make a cyclops orgasm from hearing about them. Sometimes you do have slower and more vanilla sex, and that isn't a bad thing either. If anything it makes your eventual fuckfests seem rougher in comparison. Pls bully ending.

>> No.13740019

Best ending. 10/10 sounds like fun

>> No.13740021

>She's into cosplay, and can alter her demon realm to fit what she's wearing. You share many nights snuggled up in bed together 100%ing games, and you're reminded of her love for you every time she looks into your eyes. Especially when you tell her how Wonderful she is or make cheesy puns about Effecting her Mass. Vidya ending.
Gonna fuck her so hard that her pupils become hearts permanently And then I'll invite a Gazer over for some multiplayer worst player gets dommed by the winners, wonder if she's okay with domming/getting dommed by another girl

>> No.13740023

Why would she like a male rei?

>> No.13740027

Muh nigga

>> No.13740030
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Who would you rather be?
Jimmy, who has a gaggle of mishmashed MGs as friends?
Timmy, who is a masochistic slut that ends up in juvie and comes out of it as a chiseled and tattooed mountain man?
Tommy, the man who LOOOOOVES the Werecats?
Or Ronny, who has a twin sister that was turned into a Cheshire?

>> No.13740032

Timmy, of course. Or maybe his alternate reality counterpart, Tammy the Alp.

>> No.13740038

You want to be a cuddlebug prison bitch, don't you?

>> No.13740040

Is that so wrong?

>> No.13740043

Only for the other cudlebug sluts since you're stealing their customers.

>> No.13740047

The Lilim explains love isn't about how someone acts, or the amount of times per day someone smiles. Sometimes love is about telling someone that you're going to be there for them and think they're fantastic, without pressuring that person to change somehow. She also reminds you that a lot of people think Rei is best girl and there's no reason she can't think the same about a male version. She offers to build you a demon realm with giant robots you can use to play tricks on the Chief God, or just brush away crusades of paladins with evil and xenophobia in their hearts.

She is if you're there helping her, especially if she knows you like it. It's going to be a hard battle to not get dommed, Anon! You can do it though. Distract the Gazer by doing lewd things in view of one of her eyes.

>> No.13740048

Following crab's twitter is so nice

>> No.13740049

It's a dog eat dog world out there.
Is he hyped?

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>Any choice but Ronnie Prime, Son of Santa

It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. I'm cold. I'm cold. I am cold. I am the cold. Am I the cold? If I leave this cold chamber, will the cold follow me, or will it leave me? If I am only cold, will I then be nothing? If I stay, I remain only cold, without knowledge of whether the cold is me. I will leave this place. Perhaps everything can be cold. Yes, that is what I should do. I should bring cold. I should bring dark.

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Oh I forgot to post why

>> No.13740059

I choose to be Willy, tamer of Wurms.

>> No.13740063

Do you make the Wurms wet, Willy?

>> No.13740066

Willy lives in a cave eating rats though.

>> No.13740068

Jimmy. Do my friends include a Ryu who makes sure the sun is shining when we go out to play?

>> No.13740072

At least she says she does, but actually it's her mommy.

>> No.13740074

Considering a Ryu is part of the MGK shebang and Jimmy's friend?

>> No.13740075

When they play in the pool, yes.

>Willy says he's hungry
>Says he kind of wants a some pickled herring
>Wurms head out to find some
>They go to the city
>By the time they get there they forgot what he wanted
>They didn't know what a pickled herring was anyway
>Back at the cave, Willy is knocked down by an earthquake
>He heads outside to avoid getting buried in a cave-in
>His Wurms brought back the whole city to make sure they brought back the right thing

>> No.13740078

Aww! That's cute. When we grow up she'll admit it wasn't her, and I'll hug her saying I figured it out years ago.

>> No.13740079

And then Willy was the emperor.

>> No.13740080

Willy should be the village chief of a town full of Wurms.

>> No.13740083

I want to get bullied by a mean wurm!

>> No.13740086

That face is kind of fucked up.

>> No.13740087

That happened in San Francisco once. http://www.history.com/news/the-strange-case-of-emperor-norton-i-of-the-united-states .

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Name voice actors/characters that a monster girl would be voiced by.


>> No.13740092

Now here's a guy with a clear vision. If only he'd had Wurms.

>> No.13740093
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>"Bwaka BWAKA!"
>"You couldn't even get your parents to get you Pokemon Firered? Stupid Jimm-I mean ANON!"
>"I bet you haven't even seen a shiny pokemon before!"
>"Look at my shiny Geodude!"

>> No.13740094

Kobayashi Yu.

>> No.13740096

Horny Wight MILF, voiced by Nakano Shino.

>> No.13740098
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Asami Imai.

>> No.13740100

She'd probably voice a Kitsune, like she did in that Touhouvania.

That, or an Oni/Ogre.

>> No.13740101

Wurm is not very good at bullying.

>> No.13740103

Dragon by Steve Blum

>> No.13740106

Should she give you a Pruple Wurmple?

>> No.13740107

No, see, giving someone a shiny Pokemon is not bullying.

>> No.13740109

She was showing it off to him and rubbing it in his face.
But she doesn't know she just accidentally traded it to him

>> No.13740110

>Distract the Gazer by doing lewd things in view of one of her eyes.
But that would distract me from the game too! Come to think of it, what if I just lewded my way to victory instead of playing the game? would either of them realize/care? What would the punishment be~?

>> No.13740112

A Mindflayer by Hisaka Youko.

>> No.13740113

A wurm trying to bully you would end up like the kid in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0w24DLClOg

>> No.13740115

>Take a Wurm home
>Rather, get taken home by a Wurm
>She's giddy and happy the whole time
>Shouts "YAY! DICK!" with a big grin on her face when you finally put it in
>Wake up the next morning and she's sitting there with reading glasses, immersed in a physics textbook
>Tells you she's doing her coursework for her masters
>Explains that when she gets horny, her head gets all foggy
>"All I can think is dick this, dick that, dick, dick, dick."
>The big idiot grin returns
>Your body was never the same

>> No.13740117

My bullying must be more severe like Wurm crushing my sandcastle!

>> No.13740118

>Rie Kugimiya

>> No.13740122
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Wurm would never do something so depraved.
Pharaoh on the other hand....

>> No.13740123

Maybe. They aren't really even mid tier for me, but if she really loved me then I'd probably give it a try. They aren't nearly as bad as some others.

>> No.13740124

>Your body was never the same
Now, my body is always ready.

>> No.13740130

A mean dumb bully wurm would! She'd slither right over it and demolish it completely! Pharaoh-Chan would leave it alone as long as you submitted to her

>> No.13740133

Even mean bully Wurms know not to destroy a sand castle. And if you submitted to Pharaoh you may as well resign to your fate as her personal lapdog alongside Anubis.

>> No.13740135

Does not compute

>> No.13740136

Anubis isn't a lapdog, she's a lackeydog.

>> No.13740137

From the chaotic swirling darkness outside of time and space, it came.

>> No.13740138
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>You will never be a kid in a sandbox, trying to make a sandcastle
>When right the fuck out of nowhere, a cobra comes out of the sand, scaring you and chasing you as you run away from the sandbox
>You will never almost get aught by the cobra when a little Pharaoh girl comes and scares off the cobra
>She will never yell and shout and throw her fists at it to get it to leave you alone
>She will never introduce herself and become your bestest childhood friend thereafter

>> No.13740139

Not this one. Pharaoh had to settle for a Gatcha Anubis instead of a regular one since none were in the same grade of her.

>> No.13740143

I'd prefer an Apophis named Ophy or a Sandworm that's really small like in that one H doujin.

>> No.13740147

Pharaoh keeps her pet snake out of the bedroom at least, right?
That thing is creepy.

>> No.13740153

I mean, what if they've been inseparable since childhood? You wouldn't really mind if she slept with it in the room on nights where you're just sleeping, right?

He's docile, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.13740154

She keeps it on her person Ninja Scroll style.
Okay, she doesn't, but all Wurms think so.

>> No.13740158

Both of them would realize, but neither of them would care. Your waifu might help you if she notices it getting to the Gazer. It would be like winning a fight through teasing in Corruption of Champions. They would beg you to stir up their pussies and rip off any clothes they were still wearing. The punishment would come the next day, when you wake up staring at phat Gazer ass standing over you. Either you give her steam money, or she gives you a rough footjob while rubbing herself directly over your face. She gets really wet~.

>> No.13740175

As long as it stays in another room while we fuck

>> No.13740182
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I'd do that, and then openly invite her over and then give her the loving of a lifetime on cam.

For once, a nerdy Lizardman will get a good end.

>> No.13740185

Lamentation mushrooms only work on the still living anon. And they require an undead to fuck with your half-dead corpse after which said undead becomes your wife.

No, no. Said anon is going to show up on the streets a few weeks later together with his new Will-O-Wisp waifu. Alternatively he get's snu snu'd for eternity in hell by a Hellhound.

>> No.13740203

Obviously the best course of action here is to ignore the game completely and focus on molesting both of them

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>> No.13740210

>Having rough sex with your monster waifu
>Your daughteru walks in on the two of you
>She's young, 4
>She asks what you're doing
>You're stammering and trying to come up with something, when suddenly
>"Oh, sweetie, we're making you a sister, now be a good girl and leave us to finish okay?"
>Sex is nearly ruined by the sound of your daughter running all over the house and shouting "I'm gonna have a sister! Yay a sister!"

>> No.13740213

...Is it weird that I want her to lick my dick with that mouth?

>> No.13740215

Not really, the tongue looks pretty impressive.

>> No.13740219

>kids being happy about imminent siblings
>kids being happy about having to share

>> No.13740223

Most little kids don't hate their younger siblings until they are born and start to take up all the attention of the parents.

>> No.13740230

>implying kids aren't smart enough to figure that out prior to the event

Even at two, most kids grasp that concept. That's why siblings are best stairstepped within a year or two of each other.

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>> No.13740235

What the hell is this?
>You must resist! Fight the ass!
>But this ass is unlike any I have encountered master!

>> No.13740252

Question is, whetever she uses that mouth to eat men or wild animals. I fear it's the former.

>> No.13740255

>not letting her join in so you can get new daughteru and granddaughteru at the same time

>> No.13740262

Which MGs would be a part of the Smile Protector Squad?

>> No.13740263

As in, they protect slimes?

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>> No.13740271

Windpussy, mudpussy, firepussy or waterpussy?

>> No.13740272
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> implying slimes need protection

>> No.13740273

>not being tetra master

>> No.13740274

Waterpussy > Windpussy = Firepussy > Mudpussy > Regularpussy

>> No.13740279

Pride and Falls.

>> No.13740280

Ignis for a fling
Gnome for a waifu

>> No.13740284


Don't MGE elementals all have regularpussy anyway?

>> No.13740285

I hate people like you.

>> No.13740288

>wanting to get hugged by rocks
>wanting to stick your dick in dirt

>> No.13740294

It's never mentioned anywhere. I asked KC on Ask.fm about it yesterday but I probably won't get an answer for another 6 months

>> No.13740301

Only the white harpy is used goods.

>> No.13740302

Doesn't KC only respond to questions posted when he opens up a Q&A?

>> No.13740305

>There will never be a SoL sequel to EMG following Miia Daughter and Cerea daughter being the first monster girl children to go to a human school, dealing with having to be half sisters despite being a horse and snake

>> No.13740311

>not wanting soft mud hugs
>not wanting to stick your dick in mud that contours to your dick perfectly and never gets loose
>not wanting to play with the bean on her head

>> No.13740317

>implying those arms are soft mud
They're clay at best, rock at worst

>> No.13740321

No thanks, I hate getting dirty

>> No.13740325

Did you even have a childhood?

>> No.13740327

Why do you ask?

>> No.13740334

What exactly is even the problem with that?

>> No.13740337

>I hate getting dirty

>> No.13740341

So? I hated it as a kid too.

>> No.13740352

Sound like a recipe for fun times with friends.

>> No.13740361

There isn't one, that guy is just a pansy

Would you a Gnome handjob?

>> No.13740388

Oh god yes
I'd let her gently stroke and squeeze my dick with those giant rock hands all night long

>> No.13740393

My nigga.

>> No.13740402

Would sex with a Gnome inside a warm mud bath be fun?

>> No.13740407

It'd be like sex inside a slimegirl. Only warmer, slightly more solid, and with more lumps.

Probably best to keep your eyes and mouth shut, though.

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Today is the day nigs, you ready?

>> No.13740416

>watching anime
Kill yourself /a/

>> No.13740419

How would you avoid getting mud all over your dick though? Sounds like it'd kind of ruin the sex.

>> No.13740423

I assume the gnome could just absorb it all back into her mass after the act.

>> No.13740426

I already read the manga, I have no need to watch the anime.

>> No.13740428

I meant during the act.

>> No.13740429

I'll probably wait till the end of the season and marathon it in one go.

>> No.13740430

Nah, I stopped reading the manga, and have no desire to see any of it animated. Hopefully it isn't complete shit for those that do though.

>> No.13740431

You don't avoid it. You use it as lube instead.

>> No.13740436

>abrasive particles ground between your dick and her walls, which may or may not themselves be mud or clay
That sounds like a perfect way to fuck up your dick

>> No.13740437

Nah, I think I'm over harem, honestly.

>> No.13740439

>Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou Ep 1 - 2h 35m
I'm ready to be disappointed.

>> No.13740454

Well, I'm not a geologist. Just imagine that it's magic mud, with an impossibly low abrasion level.

>> No.13740458

Or you could just follow MGE canon and give her a normal human vagina. And not fuck in a god damn mud bath.

>> No.13740477

You're so boring.
I bet you support MGE girls transforming their monster features into human ones for sex too.

>> No.13740486

Being limited to oral, vaginal and anal only would suck. Some MGE girls wouldn't even be able to do paizuri without that ability.

>> No.13740489

I am a geologist and fun fact, clay is actually composed of sheet-shaped crystals that split instead of abrade. No worries about chaffing there. Also, mud is a technical descriptor that means composed of clay and silt. The silt would fuck up your day abrasively though.

>> No.13740494

So what would Gnome clay handjobs feel like?

>> No.13740501

Would it be that bad?
I've seen people jack off with mud as lube and they seemed to enjoy it

>> No.13740512

Depends on the type of clay (1:1, 2:1) and the composition and amount and type of fluid associated with it.

Probably clay. People misuse mud as slang as often as something like theory.

>> No.13740514

Yo where all da writefags at?

>> No.13740518

Ah. Makes sense. Since it looked smooth and sticky and gooey and just a little clumpy.

>> No.13740526
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Honestly I have no idea what her arms are supposed to be made out of.

>> No.13740530
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At the beach, enjoying bitches. Writefags get all the pussy. Nothing is as attractive as the broody angst of an ailing writer.

>> No.13740542

Could Gnome do stuff like Clayface?

>> No.13740554

Probably just whatever needs to be transfused at the time. Especially if you're talking about something along the lines of an earth elemental which is supposed to have domain over dirt and shit.

Limited not so endless possibilities!

>> No.13740566
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Wallowing. If I feel like it, I'll have a one-shot completed in a few hours.

>> No.13740570

What would be the most pleasant for cuddling or jerking you off?

>> No.13740574

>in a few hours
I haven't successfully completed a one-shot since last August.

>> No.13740576

God Asterio is great, I wanna go live with the minotaurs.

>> No.13740583

The Minotaurs in 12beast are very Wurm-like, going through walls instead of figuring out how to navigate the maze.

>> No.13740584

Then you're almost exactly like me, because I've put off this particular shot for just under a year.

Good thing I've written other stuff since then.

>> No.13740588
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Me too. But no completed one-shots. Or completed anything else.

>> No.13740596

I want to do unspeakable things to a Yordle.

>> No.13740598

I want to save an elf from a dark elf that can transform into an orc!

>> No.13740601
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I like how easy going they are

>> No.13740606

>going through walls instead of figuring out how to navigate the maze.
So U.S. Marines are Wurms disguised as soldiers too?

>> No.13740607

>these two are members of the city's defense force
They were so adorable when the attack happened and they still goofed around.

>> No.13740613

No, they're too dumb and mean to be Wurms.

>> No.13740623

Well, I do also love Wurms, so that's okay with me.

>> No.13740625

Bryce Papenbrook voices everybody.

>> No.13740628

Staring at something I started a month ago, failing to work out where I want it to go, booting up video games instead.

>> No.13740629

>failing to work out where I want it to go, booting up video games instead.
Same here.

>> No.13740631

>loli wurm learns about ghosts
>"they're dead so they can go through walls!"
>wurm bursts into tears
>but she goes through walls all the time!
>have to spend the entire afternoon convincing her she isn't dead

>> No.13740637

>implying she isn't dead

>> No.13740638


>> No.13740639

Oh god thats good.

The undead monsters need more art, so this is always a good thing.

>> No.13740643
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>She will never snu snu you

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Good, her design is awful.

>> No.13740648

What if you fuse a wight and a wurm together? You've got physical indestructibility, absurd strength, and spiritual power on top of that.
One of the top-tier monstergirls in terms of power, compared to stuff like lilims and whatnot.

>> No.13740652

The Wurm would start off as a zombie first.

>> No.13740656

>Mary sue waifu powerlevelshit

>> No.13740661

>have to kill a wurm to carry out the experiment
>or dig up her grave
>and answer all her questions when she's revived, like where her husband is and why she's all rotty and smelly.

I don't think I could go through with it.

>> No.13740667

I keep forgetting how cute KC's minotaur is. I wish he drew higher resolution art of them.

>> No.13740671

You mean like be the only interesting plot twist in a trilogy of games?

>> No.13740672


Didn't you get the memo Anon? Monstergirls are ranked by their sexual prowess now, and if you have a problem with that, you can take it up with the Demon Lord.

Your unholy abomination of a waifu still isn't strong enough to beat her.

>> No.13740677

Arch-baphomet, the best at being the best at vaginas. Fuck you.

>> No.13740683

>the best at being the best at vaginas

>> No.13740685

She's just that good.

>> No.13740696

This is an old idea.
>Ghosts can walk through walls and don't have any legs

>> No.13740699

Yes, I'm just as pissed about them recycling the Red Hood twist as you are.

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Manswine! More P'Orcs when?

>> No.13740704

Oh god it really is who I thought it was, isn't it.

>> No.13740705

Yup, it was JASON ALL ALONG! The twist was that when they said it was a new character, it wasn't.

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>> No.13740729

So... never?

>> No.13740731

Nobody likes P'Orcs.

>> No.13740733

I do. They live in a wonderful land where everyone has a place and a meaning to their existence.

>> No.13740735

P'Orcs belong in the pits.

>> No.13740738

I want to be thrown int the P'Orc pit.

>> No.13740742

You could assume that, but you'd be objectively wrong.

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I like P'Orcs.

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Would Yeti's specialize in the basics of CQC?

>> No.13740756
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I'm not sure why but every time I hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgixOjGhVU I think of those two Anons who'd kill themselves or fight to the death over just about anything involving freedom or heresy with monster girls.

Oh god, I secretly want them both to get killed by MG's who love them or something don't I?

>Playing Batman right now
>Anon confirmed it was Jason God Damn Todd

I'm not even mad, I knew who it was on his first fucking appearance.

If anything I'm disappointed. Clayface was pretty fucking great by comparison.

>> No.13740758

>not even mad

>> No.13740760

Close Quarters Cuddling?

>> No.13740763
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Combat AND cuddling.

>> No.13740764

>Clayface was pretty fucking great by comparison
Because no one expected it, it WAS a twist.

>> No.13740765

Will Konami milks MGS to the point we'll get to play through MG1 and MG2, remade for the new generation of consoles, and burn Big Boss with that improvised flammenwerfer?

>> No.13740768

Aren't they going mobile?

>> No.13740770

I dunno.

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My laptop may be broken but my spirit is not! I love oomukades!

>> No.13740780

Remember to take a shower after you love them, or people will start to avoid you.

>> No.13740783

Smelly Pede-chan is a cutie.

>> No.13740784

Who the fuck wars belts in his wrists?

>> No.13740785

I want a story of a ferocious, busty Oomukade. Not this smellypede schlock.

>> No.13740787

Most JRPG protagonists.

>> No.13740788

You gotta keep those on hand in case you need to tie up or spank an MG who gets too rowdy, you should know that anon.

>> No.13740789

You're in for a long wait.

>> No.13740790

>busty Oomukade

>> No.13740793

you may get your wish

>> No.13740794

>No titan oomukade with wrap you up and pin you down, a busty, muscular woman with a stoic expression.

>> No.13740795

What villainy is this?

>> No.13740797

Don't hold your breath.

>> No.13740799
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>> No.13740801

>that look on her face
Please don't eat me or use me as a dildo.

>> No.13740803


Writing only a few new lines a day but not enough to call it a full update.

>> No.13740806

She looks pretty.

>> No.13740807

So what's happened since Thursday? I've been away from the threads due to technical difficulties.

>> No.13740808

I've been here for awhile anon!

>> No.13740809

Which monster girl would give the best footjobs?

>> No.13740812

Yuktobania declared war.

>> No.13740816

Trader Anon came back and started a story on Anonkun to gauge interest
We had American Monster Girls
a Thread died before 1000 posts
and the EMG anime JUST ended the first episode 3 minutes ago

>> No.13740817

Mandragora, anubis, wyvern, and mimic.

>> No.13740821

>and the EMG anime JUST ended the first episode 3 minutes ago
Do we have webms yet?

>> No.13740822


>> No.13740823

Not yet, but expect Darling's punch within the hour, because my god did they increased the force.
It's like they straight up had Darling channel Touma

>> No.13740826

/a/ seems to like EMG. So that's... something?

>> No.13740827



using the end of her outer shell.

>> No.13740828

I liked the ED

>> No.13740829

/a/ has always liked EMG.

>> No.13740830


>> No.13740831

The number of spiders in my ceiling is slowly increasing. This is totally not good.

>> No.13740833

Guess what
Most of us are here because we liked EMG as near constant and consistent update to Monster Girl related Material

>> No.13740834

>missed it
Fucking nice, and I had the stream tab open all the way.

>> No.13740837

12beast, you ignorant boob.

>> No.13740839

Cum on the web for daughter making.

>> No.13740841

I mean this anime episode in particular. After reading all the "what if it sucks" posts, it's nice to see that sort of reaction to it.

>> No.13740842

If you had Yucie open you would have missed it anyway, they didn't air it.

>> No.13740845

different story

It got lighter after the Amazon bit actually

Wrong on both counts. The Amazons' initial anger is temporary and its thoroughly explained and justified

>> No.13740846

Are they dangerous? No? Then let them be fruitful and multiply.

>> No.13740848

it didn't deviate from the manga in any way
my only complaint is miaa's voice really

>> No.13740849

Don't worry, it can always get worse.

>> No.13740852

But they'rein my room! They just stand there in the ceiling...staring at me! God knows what they do when I go to sleep!

>> No.13740856
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>Anon-senpai was checking me out today!
>In your dreams! It was ME he was looking at!
>Nuh-huh, all you bitches got nothing on me!

>> No.13740858

They'll cuddle you.
Inside your ears and mouth.

>> No.13740860

its a harem manga, there isnt much you can do to fuck up an anime adaptation.

>> No.13740862

DxD managed it.

>> No.13740864

I don't really see how, then again I haven't read the manga past midway through the Excalibur ark.

>> No.13740865

Oh? Where did all the thread on /a/ watch it then?. Checking it now and they certainly had a bight.

Anyways, where can we expect a subbed torrent now?

>> No.13740868

Season three compressed and dropped a whole lot of shit. To the extent that anime orginal stuff had to be developed just to keep the plot coherent.

>> No.13740876

I'll be honest not only do i not know the source material i dont know japanese nor watched it subbed, its just wank material for me.

>> No.13740877

That was mostly due to the author himself wanting to rewrite stuff though right?

Also the EMG thread on /a/ is hilariously bad, too many people begging for places to watch it.

>> No.13740878

Silly Anons, I said best, not worst.

>> No.13740881

Is it any good at that?

>> No.13740884

Is it weird that I actually kind of want to see this?

>> No.13740885

Yes how dare people want to watch an anime, want to know where they can watch it.
Next we should say it's awful for people at a restaurant to ask where the forks and knives are

>> No.13740887

This is the Monster Girl thread, anon. It's not weird.

>> No.13740888

my dick says yes

>> No.13740889

Why would any of those girls give bad footjobs?

>> No.13740890

>This is the Monster Girl thread, anon.
yeah that shit should be dry and rough

>> No.13740892
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>its a harem manga, there isnt much you can do to fuck up an anime adaptation.
Is this a joke?
I honestly can't remember a single good adapted harem show. They all shit.
But pic related is still super shit
Mizore is a cutie though

>> No.13740893

None of them even have human feet

>> No.13740897

Since apparently sandworms can shrink their tails to turn into something like a lamia, I think one giving a tailjob like a lamia would actually be kinda hot. It'd definitely feel different than your usual lamia tailjob.

>> No.13740898

You shit.

>> No.13740899

That girl on the far left
>Pale skin
>Somewhat determined kuudere expression
>Eating a lollipop
Pretty cute.

>> No.13740900

there nothing outside the harem aspect in monster musume though

>> No.13740902

He's not wrong though.

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That sounds cool.

>> No.13740908

How heavenly would being sandwiched between a Sandworm's main body and the fleshy walls of her worm "shell" feel, with those tongues licking you all over?
Am I a vorefag if I want this?

>> No.13740909

>sandworms can shrink their tails to turn into something like a lamia
Oi, that does sound pretty cool.

>> No.13740910


>> No.13740911

>Am I a vorefag if I want this?

>> No.13740912

I fail to see how this is a valid reason.

>> No.13740913

KC checked the episode too. Says Miia olev.

>> No.13740914

Feeling what?

>> No.13740916
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Can you feel the love tonight?

>> No.13740920

Were the proportions of Darlings legs fixed at all?

>> No.13740921

I just hate Okayado's tendency to present a relationship with a monster girl as impossible without constant grievous injury for the man.

>> No.13740922

You pay attention to the darnest things.
That's only the case for Kimihito though.

>> No.13740923

That's what I like about his stuff. He actually looks at the risks and problems of living with a monster girl, instead of just going full waifu hugbox.
Although I do agree that lamias being literally impossible to fuck without suffering a number of broken bones is going a bit far.

>> No.13740927

>Getting a tailjob from a sandworm
>Her inner body stares down at you with a smile
>Just as you orgasm she pulls her tail away
>And then her body picks you and puts you back inside where she licks it all up.

>> No.13740930

Have you not read the comics about those 8(?) brothers that eventually inspired EMG?

>> No.13740931

Apparently the Crunchyroll thing has their subs out for the new episode.

>> No.13740932
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Yeah, Mizore is the only good girl in the show
>you will never have cute kuudere Yuki-onna stalker

I guess you never watched the show, right?
The first season was mostly okay. But the second was an absolute shit. Literally "lul so random xD" incoherent episodes without any plot or even good fanservice. While the same original manga was quite decent and had some actual plot and character development.
Definitely, one of the worst harems.

>> No.13740934

>Getting a tailjob from a sandworm
>her rough shell turns your dick into mincemeat
>Sandworm has to learn how to live with an Alp husband

>> No.13740939

No, but I've seen guys in EMG without even a hint of injuries.

>> No.13740942

So, is she giving you a tailjob at full size? Else I don't see how she'd pull you inside her.

>> No.13740943

the 8 what now

>> No.13740945

what if a monstergirl with a husband that can turn from guy to girl and vice versa like ranma 1/2 would that kind of yuri be ok?

>> No.13740946

A Monster Girl molesting an Alp is fine.

>> No.13740947

Degenerancy is never ok.

>> No.13740948

Why do we hate yuri again?

>> No.13740951


>> No.13740953

Why do we hate monsterboys again?
Why do we hate furries again?
Why do we hate Bob again?
Why do we hate Jews again?

>> No.13740954

It's boring and does nothing for muh dik.

>> No.13740956

>comparing yuri to Bob
You've gone too far, friend. That's a line you should not have crossed.

>> No.13740958

Because if we didn't, we'd like yuri. And that would mean that we don't hate yuri.

See where I'm going with this?

>> No.13740964


>> No.13740965

>Are we there yet?
>Are we there yet?
>"No, you just asked that."
>Are we the-
>"NO! We are not there and won't BE there if you don't shut up!" Hirse screamed, her shrill shriek echoing off the walls of the crag she'd been dragging you through, leading you ever closer to this mysterious hideout of hers.
>This, unfortunately, meant that you needed to travel through the winding crags and canyons where not a single P'Orc lived. Even the few Ghuls you saw peeking from the darkened caves wouldn't approach you, the stern glare of your redheaded companion frightening them off.
>The meant that you were bored.
>Very bored.
>This had resulted in you taking your boredom out on Hirse getting whatever entertainment you could at the expense of her fraying nerves.
>She was not taking it well.
>"If anyone asks me "Are were there yet?" one more time, I'm going to stab them with this dagger," she threatened, one fist clenched tight "are we CLEAR?"
>You let out a sigh, rolling your eyes before agreeing with your irritable friend.
>Although she may disagree with that "friend" bit.
>"Good," Hirse replied with a smile, visibly relaxing at your answer "maybe now we can get some peace and qui-"
>"Excuse me Hirse," the melodic voice of Celes rang, the elven spirit appearing next to you "but are we there yet?"
>The look the woman gave the ghost elf could have chilled the blood of any man, although Celes seemed to not care one bit, a wry smile on her face as the redhead fumed.
>Huh, guess being dead has it's benefits.
>Another half hour of squeezing between narrow pathways and over fallen rubble before you descended into, surprise surprise, a cave!
>"Now, I'm only going to say this once and ONLY once, watch your step." you were instructed as Hirse lit a torch, bathing the inky black cave in a warm orange light. "The men are twitchy and one wrong move will make them deem you a threat and 'remove' you."

>> No.13740966

Because yuri is fucking boring and it's pretty much everywhere. There's even an entire board for it.

>> No.13740967


She shrank her tail and then grew it back to normal before putting you back inside I guess? I don't think these things out, anon. I just type things and live with the consequences.

>> No.13740968

There are heroes left in /mgg/.

>> No.13740969
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Ah, I see, it's because of memes.

>> No.13740972

Good goyim

>> No.13740973

>Because yuri is fucking boring
between human girls
but I think once monster parts are thrown into the mix things become interesting.

>> No.13740974

Shitposting? At this time of the day? I never!

>> No.13740978

Nah. Still boring, just like all the smut that pops up in these threads.

>> No.13740979

ponos in vagoo is also super fucking boring and everywhere though and no one complains about it

>> No.13740980

Then why are you here?

>> No.13740981

If we liked yuri, then we'd literally turn into /u/. Just like the rest of /jp/.
We need to hate yuri to keep the balance. Like that little black dot inside the yin.

I think I wouldn't mind a tentacle girl and a human girl doing things together.

>> No.13740982
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Sup shitstick.

>> No.13740986

I'm here for stories and pictures of monstergirls doing cute/silly/funny things. They aren't fap material only, you know.

>> No.13740987

>Like that little black dot inside the yin.
Why does this make sense?

>> No.13740989

>I think I wouldn't mind a tentacle girl and a human girl doing things together.

>> No.13740991

I was going to say baking cakes together, with the human girl licking cake mix off a tentacle while tentacle girl blushes and giggles, but your thing works too.

>> No.13741000

I just want to watch two Shirohebis coil tightly around each other and kiss each other for hours, is that too much to ask?

>> No.13741004

For trips like that, it might not be.
I'd rather a shiro and an apophis, though. I want to see the shiro be all wrapped up as the apophis takes the lead.

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The EMG girls anime designs would look a little better without that dumb blush.

>> No.13741009

>Newfagging this hard
>Don't even know about drawfags

>> No.13741012

Oh, I know it was already drawn by .less. I just don't have it saved currently.

>> No.13741014

Could the Shirohebi be a loli? I want the Shirohebi to be a loli! Fuck, I really want to write about this now.

>> No.13741016
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>the shit on my pastebin put in a single Word document is 351 pages, 209368 words
If I'd been writing a single story all this time, I'd be looking at a shortish novel. Why haven't I been putting all this effort into a single story, guys?

>> No.13741020


yeah beyond the sex, I'd have a lot of fun sharing my hobbies with a MG

>> No.13741021

>Could the Shirohebi be a loli?

Jeez, Anon, I don't know. That's getting a bit risque, y'know? Seems like the sort of thing which would raise a few eyebrows. Lot of people might get a bit hot under the collar reading the sort of thing you're proposing there.
I'd read it though, if you wrote it.

Because writing a single story with dedication and conitnuity is harder than writing loads of other small things.

>> No.13741023

Because sadly hindsight is 20/20

>> No.13741025

That's a lot of words mate, holy hell. I kinda know how you feel, I can easily write a greentext that turns out to be 10 pages in word in a single session. I can't do single stories for shit though, one-shots are much more enjoyable.

>> No.13741026

>dedication and conitinuity
Well I guess that's it then.
You know, ten pages of greentext isn't necessarily all that long since there's only so much written on every line, but... yeah. And this was just the stuff on the pastebin, so it doesn't count all the stuff that got Alped into oblivion.

>> No.13741027

>getting a bit risque
I don't know, people aren't freaking out about the loli Kiki higher up in the thread, and she's lewd as fuck. I've added the idea to my list.

>> No.13741030

What would a Sandworm tailjob even feel like?

>> No.13741032
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>with the human girl licking cake mix off a tentacle while tentacle girl blushes and giggles

>> No.13741033

What kind of list might that be?

>> No.13741034

Salty milk and coins.

>> No.13741035

Like bags of sand.

>> No.13741036
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Yeah, I know.

>> No.13741038

Go away Jason, nobody likes you and you probably have Joker jizz inside your rectum.

>> No.13741045


Because girls doing cute things (with a slightly lewd undertone) gets you erect?

>> No.13741046

>ten pages of greentext
I meant once I revise it and make it into a story it's 10 pages. I'm pretty damn consistent with it too. My five completed one-shots alone are 115 pages, and that doesn't count my WIPs and finished/unfinished chapters of a long story that I put on hiatus.