Becoming Otaku

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Becoming Otaku Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:32:00 2015 No.13736140 [Reply] [Original]

NEWFAG here. Ok, I got no life! And so its time to become a Otaku. The question is I have no idea where to start or where to begin. Help convert a norm peeps!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:33:05 2015 No.13736143 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:38:14 2015 No.13736148 >>13736143 This is a very important step, be sure to not miss it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:39:56 2015 No.13736151 You guys are horrible lol. Lets say I skip the killing myselkf step then what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:42:31 2015 No.13736153 >>13736151 Google "FLCL".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:45:35 2015 No.13736161 Dedicate your whole life to something pointless. Congratulations, you're an otaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:45:39 2015 No.13736162 >>13736151 Then you've failed. Enjoy your normal life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:49:01 2015 No.13736167 >>13736140 Play Touhou and read VNs lol! Don't forget to fap to all the characters on Gelbooru!

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:55:41 2015 No.13736175
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OP here!

>>13736153
Omg! I watched that a Long time ago back on adult swim. I realy need to rematch the eps.

>>13736161
I already do that! your not helping D:<

>>13736162
No you fail! Also normal is over rated!

>>13736167
Got any good VNs you would suggest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:58:51 2015 No.13736178 >>13736175 >I already do that! your not helping D:< You're done. You've graduated. There is nothing more we can do for you here. Close your door and enjoy the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:01:12 2015 No.13736180 File: 59 KB, 600x675, 1431348810627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm under the suspicion that this thread is a parody.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:04:21 2015 No.13736182 >>13736180 What would possibly cause you to suspect such a preposterous thing?

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:04:34 2015 No.13736185

OP here!

>>13736178
YAY! ~cuddles his pillow and plays games~

>>13736180
Honestly not realy. I do want to become a otaku, Just there are none where I live. thought for some odd reson 4chan could help me along. Forgot no one is sirios at 3 in the morn lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:04:35 2015 No.13736186 >>13736175 If this is a parody you're spot on. If not commit suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:05:44 2015 No.13736188 On a side note, is this "otaku" in the Japanese meaning, or "otaku" in the Western sense?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:06:26 2015 No.13736189 >>13736185 If you've dedicated your whole life to something worthless you're already an otaku. That's all there is to it. This is the most serious answer you're going to get all day.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:11:38 2015 No.13736196

OP here!

>>13736188
Honestly I have no clue, the whole western and japenese meaning get lost on me. However I more enjoy the japanese side of gaming, anime, and VNs then western based ones. So I guess Japanese meaning more. IDKFML

>>13736189
Thanks! lol I guess that is true in a way. Thanks for being sirios BTW. lol

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:13:18 2015 No.13736197

>>13736196
To clarify -
Western Meaning:
>"I like stuff from Japan and I watch animu"
Japanese Meaning
>"I will fully and obsessively devote myself to this one thing forever, and will do anything to feed my obsession. In extreame cases, I will willingly risk my health, safety, and friendships if it means allowing me access to this one thing that I have devoted my life to. If anyone tries to get between me and my obsession, I will go full retard."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:14:02 2015 No.13736198 File: 2.83 MB, 1852x2738, jp recommendation list.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736175 >Got any good VNs you would suggest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:18:32 2015 No.13736208 Why stop at Otaku when you can be Kimo-Ota. Be an Otaku with ethics! Become an Otaku on principle!

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:19:46 2015 No.13736212

>>13736197

> I will willingly risk my health, safety, and friendships

ooooooooooook then. Ya.. Maybe not full on japanese meaning then. Just a little bit. I need a obsession and Something to keep my no-life style rolling. But I wouldnt go that far to risk my health on it.

>>13736198

OMG! Thanks! Saved and much love i give you! Ill start finding some of these right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:20:53 2015 No.13736215 OP here! >>13736208 huh? Never hear that term before. We will see.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:25:31 2015 No.13736220

Hi guy,

I'm a really OTAKU in Japan.
Sounds cool?
GTH! -Go to Hell-
OTAKU means ugly, stupid and killing God in Japan.
If you say "I love OTAKU" or "I'm an OTAKU" in Japan, you will be eliminated by our society.
Understand?
Foreign boys and girls use OTAKU very easy today.
I'm afraid it.
Because, I wonder if they realize the word actually.
If you have the fancy dream about OTAKU, and, want to realize about truth of OTAKU still.
I will fix you.

Just I want to improve my English.
You check my English for better.
I will fix your mind for live REAL OTAKU as same as Japanese, in future.
My message will be severe, nasty and crazy w/ my kindness.
You must find the truth from my message by yourself for becoming real OTAKU.
Of course, I can advise your Japanese a little.

To say honestly, stop becoming OTAKU.
It will be better for your Mam, Dad and your GOD.
Waste everthing, after contact me.

I cannot make daily communication with you.
Just e-mail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:34:12 2015 No.13736223 >>13736220 Pretty cool eigo there, fake nihon nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:34:29 2015 No.13736224 File: 36 KB, 600x700, keep-calm-and-dont-do-it-its-a-trap-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736220

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:55:46 2015 No.13736241 >>13736220 Fuck off back to 2ch you radiated island monkey scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:04:18 2015 No.13736263 File: 83 KB, 745x422, 1431227470751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >don't leave your bedroom for 7+ years >piss in bottles >shit in cans >live off uncooked ramen >watch animu at least 16 hours a day I'm quoting my life

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:07:09 2015 No.13736268
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>>13736263

How do you go poo-poo in cans? Do you wipe your butthole? Don't you have to wash your hands afterward? Why don't you cook your ramen? Why have you been in your bedroom for 7 years?

Please tell me, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:12:00 2015 No.13736272 >>13736140 /jp/ is a troll board, no one here actually likes anime shit it's what /mlp/ is to bronies, they don't actually watch or tolerate furry shit they just like being mean to each other for no reason you're better off browsing /a/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:24:00 2015 No.13736292 >>13736223 >>13736224 >>13736241 How fucking new are you guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:37:55 2015 No.13736317 >>13736263 I don't understand how you can live like this. I'm also a NEET who doesn't leave the house but I don't do this disgusting shit, watafukman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:41:33 2015 No.13736320 >NEWFAG here. More like SUMMERFAG here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:38:05 2015 No.13736514 File: 926 KB, 2000x1591, The+Futo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More like OtaCOOL, amirite /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:21:16 2015 No.13736567 >>13736514 that reference is so fucking old at this point

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 09:33:47 2015 No.13736725
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>>13736263
When I was a NEET, I didn't have any motivation to watch anime. Instead I played touhou all the time, and shitposted on /jp/

Which is what I do now since I'm still a NEET

>>13736514
Whoa it was a reference?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:45:06 2015 No.13738207 File: 2.67 MB, 2000x2000, NEET Kaguya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736567 Yea, but it seemed appropriate for this sick thread so I just couldn't help myself man. >>13736725 You bet it is, dudester!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:49:42 2015 No.13738216 Become manic depressive. Don't leave the house. Worship touhou. Boom. Done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:02:13 2015 No.13738446 File: 819 KB, 1074x1080, Kill yourself.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:20:05 2015 No.13738499 >>13736140 Tell other people to kill themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:28:40 2015 No.13738517 >crl-f alcohol >0 results Maybe it's just me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:45:43 2015 No.13738548 File: 41 KB, 500x500, 1313349210625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 21:25:54 2015 No.13738670 File: 53 KB, 640x960, otaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736140 just follow these steps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 21:26:53 2015 No.13738674 >>13738670 Thanks for ironically bumping old bait, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 21:28:51 2015 No.13738680 File: 87 KB, 1114x960, 1430442470214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13738517 Nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 21:42:26 2015 No.13738718 >>13738670 i died a little inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 03:14:00 2015 No.13739747 File: 66 KB, 491x560, 1410443663440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13738207 Are you copying my writing pattern again, shitlord? I'm gonna fuckin' destroy your kuso ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 03:17:54 2015 No.13739765 >>13738670 I literally have tears in my eyes y

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 03:39:40 2015 No.13739823 >>13739747 SHUT THE FUCKKK UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:01:14 2015 No.13739876 >>13736140 Go to sleep, it's becoming late summerfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:04:58 2015 No.13739882 File: 64 KB, 545x369, 1410113363660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13739823 Hmmmmmm.... Nah. Stay anal devastated, shitter.

Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:11:48 2015 No.13739906
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>>13739823
You didn't start any shit, this is how I post on the jay and there is nothing you can do to stop me, NERD. I'll break your fuckin' face in dude.
>>13739823
Remember to take your meds before posting, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:19:26 2015 No.13739930 File: 895 KB, 1600x1104, 1409770890037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13739747 Game's over can't even post correctly. >>13739906 My gift to you, too tired to give a shit, later nerd.

Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:20:19 2015 No.13739935
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>>13739906
hahahaha, you fucking shitter.

You quoted the wrong guy.

Everyone get in here and laugh at this freakin' kuso tryhard.

You just freakin' owned urself, dudester. I don't even need to do shiet.

Git fuckin' rekt.

Git!

hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:23:44 2015 No.13739947 It's multiplying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:25:43 2015 No.13739952 >>13739947 It's one retard back from his containment board who found a lost friend to shitpost with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:28:28 2015 No.13739958 File: 339 KB, 823x720, 1333545455445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13739947 >>13739952 Freakin' copycats, man. Everyone wants a piece of my mula. Jesus fuckin' Christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:50:54 2015 No.13739998 My girlfriend told me that she'd break up with me if I quit my job and dropped out of college to become a NEET. Can I still be a NEET? I already NEET around my apartment on weekends with my friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:53:26 2015 No.13740002 File: 42 KB, 292x256, 1346982287964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 04:56:20 2015 No.13740007 >>13739952 >one retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 06:56:45 2015 No.13740217 File: 98 KB, 625x626, 9e3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really hate this threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 14:55:51 2015 No.13741335 >>13740217 same

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 15:08:20 2015 No.13741390 >>13740217 I hate those images.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 16:41:00 2015 No.13741763 File: 36 KB, 679x604, 1409447400922.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13740002 This thread sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:08:35 2015 No.13748378 ACHIEVE ONI-CHAN STATUS TO YOUR UNDERAGE LOLI PLEBS FOR MAXIMUM ANALIGUS PLEASURES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz2rOdYXf2o

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:16:08 2015 No.13748394 >>13740217 i love this threads and i love you :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:20:30 2015 No.13748400 >>13748394 I love these threads but I hate everyone in them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 08:11:31 2015 No.13748510 Has anyone noticed how the Kancerkolon general is half dead due to drama and as soon as that happens we get threads like this, like all the fucking time when something like that ever happens?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 08:41:03 2015 No.13748579 File: 5 KB, 208x180, grandmal.jpeg?token=qwkvMh0FBlHiuB1ATD9DLS9lLTA%3D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13738670

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:24:22 2015 No.13748988 File: 211 KB, 849x1200, 1435496985281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13739958 Naice... Naice... You've been a real jerk lately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 14:12:45 2015 No.13753969 >>13741763 i think its pretty gud

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 14:17:05 2015 No.13753985 Now you know why there's a "no avatars" rule. >implying

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