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Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:28:01 2008 No.1373292 [Reply] [Original]

Okay, /pj/, God tells you that drinking five gallons of semen will turn into a little japanese girl.
What do you do?

>>	Anon of Neo-Russia Sat Sep 27 00:29:19 2008 No.1373301 File: 120 KB, 414x342, 1222475359909.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:30:15 2008 No.1373307 Does it have to be at once?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:30:23 2008 No.1373311 Does my own sperm count?! This is going to be so cool!

>>	Magister !J.hpxLWh4g Sat Sep 27 00:30:40 2008 No.1373306 >five gallons of semen will turn into a little japanese girl Take a trip to the sperm bank.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:31:25 2008 No.1373322 >>1373307 You're given 45 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:31:29 2008 No.1373323 >>1373301 Oh god, I actually remember those fucking banana's...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:31:42 2008 No.1373313 But I don't speak Japanese, this will just be messy and inconvenient.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:32:26 2008 No.1373330 >>1373323 Who doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:33:10 2008 No.1373336 >>1373330 Does it count if I wish didn't remember them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:33:10 2008 No.1373337 >>1373333 You never will, either.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 27 00:33:39 2008 No.1373333 That sounds easy, as long as it has no AIDS or anything. It's just mucus. Actually, I like having a penis. It seems way more entertaining than a vagina. It's probably cool to jam your penis into a vagina too. I never done that though.

>>	Anon of Neo-Russia Sat Sep 27 00:33:39 2008 No.1373334 I think you have the wrong board, this isn't /pj/ - Pajamas.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 27 00:34:30 2008 No.1373346 >>1373337 Thank you, Captain Obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:34:44 2008 No.1373341 >>1373292 Wait for the hallucinations to stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:35:17 2008 No.1373352 >>1373292 I'd drink 10 if it turned me into a middle-european/american girl instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:35:41 2008 No.1373349 I'd give it fifty-fifty odds god is just fucking with anon's head there, though. But I'd still go for it. Even if he's just being a dick, what the hell, it's just sperm. It's not gonna kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:37:05 2008 No.1373369 >>1373349 You might wish that it killed you when you wake up at the hospital surrounded by an ashamed family after having your stomach pumped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:40:20 2008 No.1373384 >>1373369 LOOOOOOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:40:47 2008 No.1373382 >>1373352 I'd like to transform into a finnish loli with drill hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:41:56 2008 No.1373386 >>1373369 What does one say in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:42:02 2008 No.1373397 I sometimes drink my sperm, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:42:05 2008 No.1373398 >>1373384 get out. now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:42:33 2008 No.1373394 >>1373384 Shut the fuck up, Goddamn, you are fucking killing /pj/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:42:56 2008 No.1373396 >>1373369 Chuck Palaniuk, is that you?

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Sep 27 00:44:41 2008 No.1373410 >>1373386 Tell your family that God ordered you to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:45:29 2008 No.1373424 >>1373369 Point. Still, I think the sheer fuckeduppitude of having been punk'd by the motherfucking Almighty himself would almost make it all worthwhile, even if nobody'd ever believe the story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:48:19 2008 No.1373439 It's physically impossible to drink five gallons within one hour, so I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:48:58 2008 No.1373436 >>1373384 Back to /Gaia/, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:52:06 2008 No.1373462 >>1373439 What makes you think God hasn't blessed you with super natural powers? Have a little faith.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 00:55:45 2008 No.1373480 >>1373462 >What makes you think God hasn't blessed you with super natural powers? >Have a little faith. Good point, time to jump off a cliff God will protect me from harm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 01:00:08 2008 No.1373506 >>1373386 "From now on I'll be atheist"

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Sep 27 01:00:51 2008 No.1373503 >>1373480 Enjoy your gift of flight. Be sure to jump through four hoops after.

Anonymous Sat Sep 27 01:00:56 2008 No.1373504

>>1373480

He clearly meant within the context of a sperm-drinkan-for-lolibody trial. If we're assuming god is A) a sadist/perv who merely wants to watch anon guzzle a gallon of sperm or B) testing anon's mental/spiritual fortitude rather than physical fortitude, then I think it's reasonable to assume he'd grant you the stomach of steel, or at least increased cum-guzzling capacities of some sort, you'd need to go through with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 01:05:40 2008 No.1373540 >>1373480 I survived a crash with a truck without any scrapes. The car slid on it's roof and stayed in the middle of the highway for all the duration of this while I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. Do I qualify ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 06:51:47 2008 No.1374908 I'm confused. Why would I need an incentive or reward to do that? Though the turning into a Jap loli would admittedly be a nice bonus. I'd drink another five gallons then, while millions watched and fapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 06:54:05 2008 No.1374922 >>1373292 Nothing. I don't want to be a little japanese girl. I like being myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 06:54:30 2008 No.1374920 but i dont produce sperm and i already AM a girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 06:55:45 2008 No.1374924 >>1373439 Who said anything about a time limit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:02:06 2008 No.1374960 >>1374920 Fat, ugly, not little. You'd be a fool not to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:03:27 2008 No.1374965 Saya is so fat. hiss

Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:03:31 2008 No.1374962

But is god talking about, like, a really hot/cute loli of some sort? Because that would make a difference. Or would there be some sort of catch, like it'd turn out you'd be a loli with no arms or legs or something? Because I could totally see god doing that.

>>1374922

You need more training.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:03:40 2008 No.1374963 >>1374920 Why would you need to produce it yourself?

Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:05:48 2008 No.1374968

How would you even go about getting five gallons of semen? If I have to drink semen I sure as hell won't be drinking stuff that's been laying around for over an hour, so I'd want it fresh. Which means dicks, which means lots and lots and lots of fucking dicks because one penis will only give a small amount of semen.

Run out into the streets screaming, "I need to drink five gallons of semen, NOW!" And hope people will just flock to you? Even for an attractive super model it's going to be hard to get that many people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:06:47 2008 No.1374972 >>1374968 I'm sure Paris Hilton knows how.

>>	None !fr0gcDwfuk Sat Sep 27 07:09:10 2008 No.1374982 File: 310 KB, 597x600, 1222499350712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suddenly wind up force-fed 5 gallons of semen before my mind has time to process what she just told me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:10:06 2008 No.1374987 >>1374965 Crushed my fucking DS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:10:35 2008 No.1374985 I would sip that shit slowly until I was an old man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:11:21 2008 No.1374991 >>1374987 That's not like you anon, sure I'll hey wait

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:14:22 2008 No.1375006 >>1374985 Enjoy god summoning a truck/plague of locusts/etc. on your ass one second before your plan comes to fruition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:27:52 2008 No.1375078 I tell him that drinking that much semen would be much easier if I were already a little Japanese girl, and ask him for a two week advance on the transformation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:31:36 2008 No.1375097 File: 37 KB, 425x383, 1222500696261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1374920 You could regain your youth and learn Japanese. Also, I'm sure you could find some donors to help you achieve your dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:33:46 2008 No.1375106 I'm jilling off to Saya

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 27 07:36:01 2008 No.1375125 No thanks. I treasure my manhood.

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