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>> No.13728929 [DELETED] 

>>13728895
>tfw no perfectly clear cylinder onahole

>> No.13728979

I want to get the puni hole spdx but i can't justify spending 88$ on shipping costs so i think i might just get a dx from queen cat. Am i making a mistake going cheap?

>> No.13729046

>>13728979
The amount you spend is entirely up to you. I wouldn't say it as a mistake, but as an alternative. I took quite a long time in deciding whether or not to spend money on a hip and its shipping. I could have easily ordered other holes, but I stuck with it. You should consider the differences between the two and think if you deem the difference worth in the change in price.

Only label it as a mistake if one option is a no brainer or when it's a clear waste of money.

>> No.13729049

Yesterday I managed to cum hands free for the first time, using only some lube and 2 fingers.
I suposse that's not related to onaholes though.

>> No.13729149

>>13728979
Get the hard version, much more realistic ass.

>> No.13729307

>>13729049
F-Faaag!
I'm mighty jealous though.

>> No.13729704

>>13721145
You know, I've thought about that, but I can't really see any advantage to using that over just strapping the holes onto my pillow like I have been, save maybe angle of insertion.

>> No.13729909

>>13728895

Why would Ruri have a closet of sextoys? Also is that a bulge in the top left panel?

Why would she have a dick?

This is not okay. I am going to have to have this artist arrested on blasphemy.

>> No.13730501

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/astral-quattro-large-bulb-4-speed-p-spot-vibrator/

Has anyone used this? Is it good? I've never used a prostate stimulator before.

>> No.13730622

>>13730501
>I've never used a prostate stimulator before.
Get an Aneros and follow the wiki

>> No.13730770

>>13730622
>wiki
We have a wiki?

>> No.13731521
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Has anyone tried using tampons to dry onaholes?

>> No.13731535

>>13731521
Lurk moar.

>> No.13731565

>>13731535
Thanks that's what I needed to know.

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>>13731521
Dont bother its a pain in the ass.

>> No.13731816

>>13730622
i have one, never had any luck with it at all. feels nice but thats about it.

>> No.13731890

Copying this here since he didn't show up >>20178502

It's alpha-version grade-0 bottom of the barrel. I'm using my phone and a Google Cardboard headmount. I don't even have any software that does headtracking, yet, or that was specifically designed for VR, so it could be about a thousand times better than it is, and it's still amazing.

http://futuristicshop.com/destek-google-cardboard-3d-vr-virtual-reality-headset-3d-vr-glasses-for-46-inch-smartphones-for-3d-movies-and-games/

I used TriDef to stream side-by-side stereoscopic video to Moonlight on my phone.

I use the following software:
PlayClub
Klub 17
Yiffalicious

Or even just watch POV vids with the VR headset. Even just having your entire vision taken up by the video dramatically enhances its impact.

For a onahole I use the Lilith Uterus.

>> No.13731933

>>13731890
woah woah woah

Youre telling me i can get VR for 40$?

>> No.13731963

>>13731890
And I'm an idiot.
>>>/r9k/20178502

>>13731933
That's right. Apparently even this shitty setup is a massive improvement over nothing at all. Hopefully someone else gives this a spin.

>> No.13732023

Whens Mi-Nyan coming back

>> No.13732292

>tfw was temptes to buy one at a convention
>one display had

>'Warning: feel inside!'
>'Put figer from bottom to feel'

>try putting it in
>juggly at the bottom
>squishy too

I don't know anymore. Are they disposable or reusable?

>> No.13732303

>>13732292
Read the guide, it'll tell you how to take care of it. Most of the ones you find are reusable. Clean them after every use and you won't get an infection like some dumb fucks.

Oh yeah, the starch thing mentioned in the guide works wonders. Makes your onahole go from feeling like sticky mush to actual skin.

>> No.13732311

>>13732292
You need to give us more info on your onahole or maybe some pics. We won't know if it's reusable or not.

>> No.13732313

>>13732303
Alrifht, I don't live alone, I just want to know if it makes a lot of noise or not and if anyone has a similar situation, where do you hide them?

>inb4 in the guide

>> No.13732317

>>13732311
Sorry, I was at a convention, was just a random one, though, I will be back in a couple of hours with one that I'm interested in, but I can't remember the prize.

>> No.13732332

>>13732313
I keep mine in a shoebox labeled "past pay stubs" under my bed. It does make a bit of a queefing noise if you start going rough with it, but it's something that can be easily masked. For example, I run a fan by the door. The people I live with know I'm not used to New England humidity, coming from California, so they pretty much expect me to run the fan nearly 24/7.

Wrap it in a towel and some clothing to take to the bathroom like you're just gonna go take a shower. If you wash it over the sink, it'll just sound like you're splashing your face or swishing water. If you wash it in the shower, it'll just sound like you're cleaning yourself. Obviously you're going to need your towel kept in your room for this to work. You can use the cover story of "dude I just found out everytime you flush, it sprays poop particles all over the bathroom." I actually have been keeping my toiletries in my room before I bought an onahole, so there was no suspicious change in behavior on my part.

>> No.13732341

>>13732332
>Obviously you're going to need your towel kept in your room for this to work.
I normally just shove mine in a pocket and make a dash for the bathroom. This works especially well with cargo pants or during the winter when you can wear warm clothing to cover your pockets. You need the outside clean first though, of course.

>> No.13732346

>>13732341
Nah, I find draping my towel over it and carrying everything under-arm is the most inconspicuous way of going about it.

>> No.13732353

>>13732346
That also requires you not to leave your towel in the bathroom and possibly change your habits so you don't. It's great for dorms and the like, but I'm providing an alternative.

>> No.13732359

>>13732317
Also, the booth I was in had some left and were selling it for $3 each iirc. Do you guys suggest cheap ones like that? I'm not home infront of a computer so I can't check the prices at the moment.

>> No.13732372

>>13732359
Usually no. Those are most likely to be disposable. I assume that onaholes sold at cons tend to have jacked up prices or a poor selection.
You seem new to onaholes and your lack of knowledge is really showing. Do your research before buying.

>> No.13732381

>>13732359
>$3 each
Almost certainly disposable and therefore not worth it. I'd put money on those being Tenga eggs, but again, it's better to drop money on a reusable hole and some lube.

>> No.13732382

>>13732372
Yeah i'm reading the guide.

>> No.13732387

>>13732359
Nah, it's one of those "get what you pay for" types of things. The median is about $50, with the nicer ones toward the $100 range. Or if you want to get real fancy, you can shell out $300 for something modeled as an entire hip with a vagina and anus. But you know, good luck sneaking that around.

>> No.13732392

>>13732382
You'll be better off reading the past few archived threads as well, or as far back as you have the time for.
You can always find links to the previous thread in the OP.

>> No.13732399

>>13732359
Oh right. The guide will mention this, but stay away from those gimmick onaholes. Those are the ones "modeled" after "YOUR FAVORITE ANIME GIRL!"

I personally have one of the NPG Meiki no Syoumei series, but people here say the Tomax Venus Real and Lilith Uterus models are pretty freaking good.

>> No.13732531

>>13732303
Speaking of not getting an infection, is there any reason why a Tenga Spiral would develop dark yellowish spots after only being used three times? I'm cleaning it with soap and water after each use, drying it, and the yellowish spots are only visible on the side you hold while using it. Not the spiral side.

>> No.13732545

>>13732531
Are you storing it spiral side out? Is there anything on your hands or surfaces that might be getting onto the hole? There's a possibility such a thing is normal for that material too.

>> No.13732546

>>13732531
I have no idea about tengas.

>> No.13732557

>>13732545
I'm storing it spiral side out inside the see through case it came in. I washed my hands before using it, and it didn't contact any other surfaces. I'm also using a lube that won't damage it. I'm really not sure what it could be! It'd be great if that was normal for the material so I wouldn't have to worry about wasting my money.

>> No.13732570

>>13732557
If you're storing it spiral side out it's possible that you aren't getting it bone dry so whatever part is contacting the stand stays wet for longer than you'd think and the chlorine or whatever else in your water is causing that discoloration. Being in that case can't be helping. It's probably nothing, but you could always disinfect with peroxide or toss the hole if you're truly concerned your dick is going to fall off.

>> No.13732574

>>13732570
Damn it, you could be right. I would hate to toss it due to how hard it was to buy under the radar, but my dick is pretty important. I'm not storing it that way anymore if it makes any difference, but I'm not sure chlorine can be disinfected with peroxide. Don't Spirals have some kind of antibacterial thing in them?

>> No.13732613

>>13732574
Chlorine IS a disinfectant, no need to worry about that. That's why tap water is treated with it in the first place. If I'm right about the water thing then discoloration and a likely unnoticeable change in texture (not even very relevant here due to location) is all you've got to worry about. So disinfect it, leave it to dry on both sides from now on and see what happens.

For the next time you need a package on the sly look into Amazon locker or a PO box as well.

>> No.13732627

>>13732613
Thanks anon! I really appreciate that.

>> No.13732784

>>13731686
really? I think tampons work great for drying unflipable onaholes, I wish I could use them more than once, easy to fit it deeply with the tube

>> No.13733045

>>13728929
There's one and it's full of dicks.

>> No.13733085

>>13732613
If Tenga toys are porous, couldn't some of the peroxide be hard to wash off? Peroxide might be harmful to the groin.

>> No.13733576

>>13733085
If Tenga toys were porous they'd be hell to clean. Even toys actually MADE of foam manage to keep the surface so smooth that's not an issue, so he'll be fine. Peroxide breaks down fairly quickly and is water soluble on top of that, so it's all okay.

>> No.13733589

So how bad of an idea is it for the overall life of the toy to flip a Uterus Soft inside out?

Using rolled up paper towels seems to dry the hole pretty well, but I'm still somewhat nervous about it.

>> No.13733669

>>13732784
can't you let the tampons dry and stuff it back in the applicator?

>> No.13733879

>>13733589
I dry the insides thoroughly with no need to flip the toy inside out. Been using them for over a year with no problems whatsoever.
Onaholes aren't exactly cheap so I want them to last as long as possible.

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>>13733589

>wash with soap and water.
>let drain for a minute.
>squeeze out excess water.
>insert paper towels/tissue paper/whatever you have into onahole.
>squeeze with paper inside.
>remove paper.
>apply cornstarch inside and outside of the onahole.
>put cornstartched onahole into a bag.
>put back into onahole storage.

Is this not in the pastebin?

>> No.13733901

>>13733894
I wouldn't apply cornstarch to the inside of an onahole. The outside is a must though.

>> No.13733917

>>13733901

eh every sex toy manufacturer usually bundles "refreshing" power which is cornstarch anyway. and it keeps the mold away from my lilth uterus which I've had for a little over a year.

baby powder is the problem.

>> No.13733952

>>13733669
tampons become bigger after they absorb water, so they dont fit the applicator again

>>13733917
why is baby powder bad?

>> No.13734201

>>13733894
Would dish soap be too harsh I assume?

>> No.13734353

>>13734201
Anti-bacterial hand soap should suffice. Dish soap may be hard on the soft onahole materials. Just a drop of hand soap will do, and rinse thoroughly with lots of water after.

>> No.13734462

I have a few venus soft holes and just wondered. As the material seems similar is there any semblance of sensation between groping your venus soft and busty ai-chan, or does it feel like totally different experience?

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>> No.13735595

>>13733952
>why is baby powder bad?

it is cornstarch with extra stuff that can damage your holes you are better off going with the core product.

>>13734201

I haven't used dish soap but why not just use hand/body soap?

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I ordered this from Amazon a few days ago.
Had kept an eye out for it for a while.
Some really big pros and cons about it.
The hole itself reminds you of Slut Announcer. Same material, many of the nubs on the inside feel the same as slut announce when you touch it with your finger. One I stuck my penis though it was amazing. I don't know what stimulates me so much in the end maybe the choke point in the middle but in pure stimulation it's amazing. The major cons about are I don't know if my dick is too big (which I doubt at barely 6in) or I was too rough but the entrance to the two inner holes broke. The wall between the first and second tunnel broke. And the wall separating them also got a rip in it. I'd hoped it lasted a bit longer but it's still stimulating as hell at the second go. I like sticking my dick through the top hole then going through the hole in the wall and constrict into the main canal.

>> No.13735744

>>13735595
>>13734201

Dish soap is probably a bad idea as its usually a lot harsher and meant for washing grime and heavy oils off dishes, whereas hand soap is more gentle and suited for skin which is close to the material of onaholes.
Hand soap is really the way to go, unless you want to risk damaging your onahole for no good reason.

>> No.13735879

>>13732613
How do you disinfect an onahole?

>> No.13735889

>>13735879
You clearly couldn't even be bothered to read the few posts above you.

>> No.13735892

>>13735889
None of those posts explain how to use peroxide to disinfect one, which is what the post I linked mentioned. They just mention using antibacterial soap.

>> No.13735919

>>13735892
Anti-bacterial hand soap with a thorough rinse and dry is good enough. I personally wouldn't bother with anything else as it might damage the onahole or even worse, the skin on your dick.
If you are not lazy and take good care of your onaholes, you wouldn't need to resort to such measures to disinfect it.
However, you're free to try whatever you want to disinfect your onahole.

>> No.13735930

>>13735919
>I personally wouldn't bother with anything else as it might damage the onahole or even worse, the skin on your dick.
Then why did someone in this thread recommend it? I don't mean to challenge you, I'm curious.

>> No.13735936

>>13735892
Wash as usual, shake dry, pour peroxide into hole. It'll bubble a while while the peroxide does its thing then stop at which point you dump out the peroxide and rinse well then dry as usual and you're done. You can also soak the things in a bowl or something if you're concerned about the outside.

>>13735930
That was me. Disinfecting is for extreme cases when you're concerned you might've fucked up a little with your cleaning regimen, otherwise as he said it's really not necessary.

>> No.13735939

>>13735936
Thanks! That's really useful.

>> No.13736159
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What's a good tight loli but DURABLE onahole? I want something tight that will stay tight and take a few beatings from an average sized dick.

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Wishing I had a method to shop online, buying from stores is damn expensive... That said, no regrets. What could be better than fucking a piece of warm plastic?

PS how long should I be leaving the warmer in the hole for? Package says 2-3 min warm up and then 5 min in hole but pastebin says 25-30 mins for best results. Seems like an awfully big time difference, no?

>> No.13736402

>>13736386
Did you read the warmer guide? Go look through the past threads, look for a large clipart-esque image posted in the first few replies, and somewhere under that should be a graph on time, temperature and wattage. I think the filename is warmertime, but I can't remember. I'd post it but I'm not on my computer at the moment.

Computer USB wattage doesn't do much, and it takes quite a while(30ish minutes) to reach just above body temp.

Do regular tests, touch the warmer with your lips and finger the insides to feel if it's warm enough for you.

>> No.13736406

>>13736386
It really depends on what you plug it into. A usb wall adapter will charge it the fastest, but it could potentially melt it the fastest.

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>>13736386
>$280

>> No.13736446

>>13736386
>$118
what the fuck

>> No.13736451

My nls arrived today. I ordered a tube of peaces, Ride's Nurses Uterus & Magic Eyes's Maiden. Anybody like a review?

>> No.13736470

>>13736386
Please tell me this is not USD.

>> No.13736478

>>13736402
>>13736406
Aight thanks. Ended up going balls deep after just 10 minutes and it was ok, but I think I'll let it warm for longer next time.

>>13736433
>>13736446
>>13736470
HKD. Still ended up paying more than double on everything though welp

>>13736451
I'm interested in Ride's Nurse

>> No.13736602

>>13736478
I kinda wish I'd ordered the hard version, which I may do next order anyway. Found it similer to their Nurse's anal in texture/material. The 'cervix' part is kinda cool, but can't help think its a little bit too soft. But yeah its a decent hole for a good price, Ride have yet to dissapoint.

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Saw these at Anime Expo over the weekend and thought of you guys.

>> No.13736637

Anyone had any creative ideas on using some sort of automatic machine for your onahole?

Something like this:
http://deephentai.com/automatic-tit-fuck-anime-picture-boob-silicone-oppai-mousepad-1/

>> No.13736805

I heard there was a new version of the Venus Real at some point. How would I be able to tell if I have the new one or not?

Also does anyone else have issues lasting in the Venus?

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>>13736637
The Humpus.
I removed the silicone on the ring attachment and use it sometimes for onaholes.
It's pretty strong and battery have always lasted more than long enough for long sessions.
It can go very fast too, almost scary fast.
At slower speed the motor can have some trouble with heavy onaholes.
Works great with Venus Real and ZXY for example.

It's not meant to be used for onaholes though and the receptor socket broke because I bent sideways somehow. Had an e-mail conversation with them and their technician, where I explained how I broke it. Since I was honest he decided to send me spare parts so I could repair it myself easily, even though I've had it for a couple of years.

If you decide to get one just remember, the warranty does not cover using oneholes on it.

Pic related, when it keeps going full speed after you cum.

>> No.13736851

>>13736632
Perhaps I should visit conventions more often.

>> No.13736878

>>13736805
bump?

>> No.13737051

>>13736805
If I'm not mistaken every venus real sold on daimaoh after 2015.5.20 is a new version, you can see the difference on it's page (scroll to the end).
http://daimaoh.co.jp/item1663.html

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I almost passed out when using my hole just now~

>> No.13737062

>>13737054
What hole did you use anon?

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>>13737062
Lilith Uterus Soft. I squeezed out as much air as I possibly could, and pushed my glans snugly inside the womb.
Then I started slowly pumping on and off between a few of my favorite doujins, until finishing around 10 minutes later strongly. By far the best session I've had yet.

>> No.13737076

>>13737051
I can't read Japanese so can anyone explain in detail what changes they made to it?

>> No.13737079

>>13737072
Damn that sounds great I've been trying to catch a Lilith Uterus Soft on daimaoh but the always run out of stock in a matter of minutes.

>> No.13737090

>>13737076
They strengthened the bottom and added some texture at the entrance along with a crevice that's supposed to reduce the loss of lube during the session. Mostly QoL changes.

>> No.13737092

>>13737072
is it gay that i was turned on reading that?

>> No.13737147

>>13737092
No, because you probably indentified with the narrator, not with the toy.

>> No.13737159

>>13737147
if anon had used 2nd person to refer to himself "he pushed his glans snugly" would that have been?

>> No.13737165

>>13737147
It's gay regardless. I wanna read about a qt girl masturbating, not some sweaty gross dude. Woe is me.

>> No.13737204

>>13737165
listen up Petrus, an onahole is simultaneously female and an inanimate object. imo its not gay.

>> No.13737286

>>13737051
>>13737090
Thanks! Damn, this means that me along with most anons here have the older version. I wouldn't mind hearing the experiences of someone with the new version vs the old.

>> No.13737515

I don't use onaholes. but I need to bump this thread.
Sorry for the interruption.

>> No.13737645

>>13734462
onegai

>> No.13737783

>>13737515
You don't use them, but instead admire them?

>> No.13737852

>>13737783
No, that's not it.
It's kinda complicated, and painful to talk about.
Sorry I brought it up.

>> No.13738006

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/criminalizing-cartoons-how-the-law-is-dealing-with-anime-child-pornography-in-canada?utm_source=vicefbca

Canadians beware.

>> No.13738018

>>13738006
Fuck, Canada is going down the slippery slope real fast.
Something must be done before the country becomes a shit hole from all the fear mongering.

>> No.13738032

>>13738018
Aren't sexbots already banned there?

>> No.13738133

>>13738006
Well, time for suicide
See you all in Gensokyo ;_;

>> No.13738146

>>13738006
>those comments
At least some people are still sensible.

>> No.13738181

>>13738006
We Canadians are living in the end times.

What do I do? I was never in the habit of downloading doujins so I only have a handful of pictures in my collection. Legal alternatives like disgaea and fate/stay night are okay but do not show penetration and ecchi can only satisfy me so far. If only this was 2006 when I could just go wardriving and find an unsecured WiFi access point in less than an hour. I guess I'll have to shell out some buttcoins for a Swedish VPN so RCMP won't be knocking at my door and I'll be forced to take the express train to Gensokyo.

>> No.13738331

>>13736632
That's actually not a terrible price.

>> No.13738338

>>13736805
They didn't change the texture at all, they added more material to the back, and added a groove at the entrance to trap lube better. I'm guessing they just needed to replace the injection molds, so they made a few minor changes.

>> No.13738373

>>13738338
>>13737090
Oh wow, those are the only two complaints I have about the Venus Real. Lube near the entrance just leaks out if it's just lying down, and after using it, the lube leaves a big wet spot at the entrance.

I'm kind of tempted to get a new version but this one is still working great after probably 100+ uses.

>> No.13739041

I am really close to getting a Puni Ana DX Hard Edition, but I'm afraid of how it could be treated in shipping. I live in the "south" of the US, so I'm worried that it could get me into trouble. Although I've never heard of anyone getting busted for that sort-of thing around here.

Any tips? It's a bummer because I'm not even in it for the lolicon. I just want my cock to feel good and it seems like a great toy.

>> No.13739061

>>13739041
Nah, shouldn't be any problem for you. Just go ahead and order it, hard edition is a great choice too!
Don't forget the Ona Tsuyu lube. If you're gonna pay that much to ship a hip you might as well take advantage of it and stock up on lube.

>> No.13739079

>>13739041
Standard packaging removal yada yada if you don't care for the loli aspect. Not like you'd get in trouble anyway, but it might ease your mind.

>> No.13739232

/jp/, I'm too cheap to buy one of these, is there a way to make one at home?

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13739246

hello /ona/ I'm an avid lurker and have like (6?) holes and it's been like half a year since I bought my last hole and I'm really feeling the need to get a new one. I've never had a TOMAX hole and I really want to see if they are amazing as everyone says.

That being said my favorite holes are magic eyes holes: rina, lolinco, mouth of truth, and not magic eyes but slut announcer. and I was just wondering what your guy's opinions are on lillith or succubus and if I should get normal or hard? thanks for the help guys, you're awesome

>> No.13739260

my favorite holes are butthole asshole lol

>> No.13739278

>>13736632
Actually bought a mouth of truth there on the first day when the shelves were still full of them.

>> No.13739311

>>13736632
I wonder if sex toy stores stock onaholes in America.

>> No.13739317

>>13739232
Sure! If you have an injection molding machine and a custom tooled high grade steel mold.

>> No.13739522

>>13739246
Just get a Venus Real and a Lilith Uterus in either soft or regular. (I personally recommend soft for the realism) If you get Soft then the inside will be around the same softness as most Magic Eyes holes.

>> No.13739758

Sup onahole thread. I'm a user of onaholes for about 4 years now and I'm wondering if anyone has heard anything about ona max revolution stock or a place that would sell one to level up the experience. Google hasn't been a great friend here for finding this automated hole-swappable machine so if anyone has seen some info I'd appreciate it.

>> No.13739766

>>13729046
that was very thoughtfully replied. Thanks anon.

>> No.13739989

>falling in love with your ona
This is a very strange feeling.

>> No.13740017

>>13739758
In addition to this, does the Puchi Som support a lot of third party onaholes? Does anyone own it?

>> No.13740028

>>13737054
>>13737072
S-SLUTS!

>> No.13740536

Been out of the loop of the year or so

Any super amazing must-own hole that has been released over the past months?

>> No.13740546

>>13739522
>Venus Real

Isn't the Venus series designed for dolls? An anon once told me that it's wayyy too loose when used as a regular onahole

>> No.13740577

>>13740546
No it's not, what the hell man, where did you read that even?

>> No.13740580

>>13740577
One of these threads

>> No.13740591

>>13740580
It all comes down whether you're cut or not. If you're mutilated then of course it may seem like that, so when they state opinions they should include this fact too.
Another thing is you can always squeeze out the air, so you can ``regulate'' the tightness by yourself.

>> No.13740593

While we're on that topic, any point in getting something from the Venus line if I already have a lilith utherus? They look kinda similar to me

>> No.13740620

>>13740593
I myself bought venus real and venus clone. The difference between them exists and I'd say clone is 10% or so more pleasurable, so I'd imagine it's something like that between lilith and venus line too.
It all comes down to whether or not you're willing to spend money/have storage for a bit more pleasure than what you're getting right now, I doubt it'll be world changing otherwise.

>> No.13740786

Are there any stores that I can go to so I can purchase more water based lube without having to order more off the internet?

I'm dry and can't fap.

>> No.13740792

>>13740786
Do you not have pharmacies where you live?

>> No.13740901

Thank god, finally some normies.

Anyone have an SPDX review before I kill my wallet?

Main things I'm worried about is size (is it comparable to a real loli) and consistency of the material (too soft, too hard, just right)

>> No.13740905

>>13740901
http://onahodouga.com/archives/55301348.html

>> No.13740977

>>13740905
Sweet.

Are there any clothes I can get for it.

>> No.13740983

Would it be bad if you put lube in a hole then didn't do anything for a day because you forgot about it?

>> No.13740990

>>13740983
No. Bacteria doesn't attack lube, it provides them no nutrients.

>> No.13740997

>>13740983
No bacteria would have grown so you don't have to worry. Just wash it ASAP with hand soap and then rinse it out with lots of warm water. Be sure to dry thoroughly otherwise mold will start to grow.

>> No.13741063

>>13740983
I left semen in mine for a day once. Luckily the temperature at the time hindered any mold growth.

>> No.13741329

I just spent 340$ dollarydoos then fapped and was filled with immense regret. I hate how much money I have just wasted.

>> No.13741355

>>13741329
That always happens to me

>> No.13741401

I need to leave mine for about 2 months. Are there anything I need to do before I leave?

>> No.13741411

>>13741401
Make sure it's clean and dry.

>> No.13741414

>>13741401
Powder them, make sure they are stored properly ( You don't want some insect to crawl inside)

>> No.13741439

>>13741414
This. Baby powder works perfectly

>> No.13741440

>>13741411
>>13741414
Done.

And when I come back, what are the best ways to clean it? In case there is mold or something.

>> No.13741521

>>13741440
If there's mold give up hope.
if you're desperate, use hot water. The hotter the better, and scrub. Warning, it will damage your hole if it's too hot.

If worse comes to worst, use bleach.

>> No.13741524

>Order Lilith Uterus Soft just now
>going to be my first Onahole
>hope I did good
I'm nervous /jp/

>> No.13741548

>>13741524
You can't go wrong with Tomax, you did good.

>> No.13741559

>>13740593
>They look kinda similar to me
The organic texture thing is about the same between them, but the canals are wildly different, especially the "G-Spot" and uterus on the Uterus. The experience isn't the same at all, but really it's a matter of cash.

>>13741548
Well, you can fuck up by ordering certain holes in hard, but he did fine.

>> No.13741565

>>13740593
Venus series is completely different from the Uterus. I have both and I much prefer the Venus Real.

>> No.13741663

>>13741329
The golden rule is to fap first before finalizing any purchase.

>> No.13741724

>>13741440
If it's perfectly dried and powdered on the outside, and stored in a cool dry place free from humidity, you'll be fine.

>> No.13741809

>>13740591
>cut
I don't understand. Why do people keep using this argument on the basis of feeling and sensitivity, when we can't even compare and accurately discern pain experienced by different people? While I agree that people can have different opinions, but being cut or uncut doesn't provide much basis for sensitivity.

>mutilated
Is there some sort of practice openly and commonly done in the EU or the US that leaves a horrendous aftermath for the patients back in the 80's/90's? I'm not aware of these things.

As someone who is concerned about dicks, I'm genuinely curious as to why people keep thinking this way.

>> No.13741830

>>13741809
You realize that some people get circumcised in adulthood, right? Pretty sure they're qualified to judge the difference.

>> No.13741885

>>13741830
Well of course. However their experiences of immediate and long term post-circumcision pain/pleasure will vary from person to person, and that's where part of my question comes from. If results vary so wildly, why bother labelling uncommon results as expected outcomes? If anything, the most common experiences of short and long term post-circumcision, are the ones that should be seen as common outcomes. Even then, you could have a great number of people seeing differently and opposing that expected outcome because of some reason.

Even with all that info, doctors and practicioners are going to be different, along with each and every patient, along with the practices of both parties. We're drawing too short of a conclusion far too early.

I don't mean to add to the post count or go off topic, /ona/, but I think it's worth addressing.

>> No.13741993

>>13738181
just live a few miles south in US. you speak english well enough, or move to england or oz or other english speaking parts of the world

>> No.13742023

>>13740028
:)
>>13741809
using mutilated is just his way of instigating friendly banter.
>>13738006
we have non loli-friendly laws her in england too, although they arent enforced. south east asia seems to be the only place where people are sane about this kind of thing. its a rough world, if SJW stuff gets worse in the future the US and canada cant look forward to a brighter future.

dark times ahead, stock up on loli.

>> No.13742073

Canadians got what they deserve for electing Harper.

>> No.13742114

Any update from the canadian anon who got into trouble for getting a cocolo?

>> No.13742153

>>13742114
Probably ded, see >>13738006

>> No.13742203

>>13742073
Yeah! Trudeau 2015 :^)))))

>> No.13742229

>>13741809
>>13741885
You're literally cutting off the nerves, that lets you experience the sensation. Another thing is you lose protection, you're constantly getting exposed to rubbing/friction whatever else. In other words you become NUMB.
>mutilated
I was just mocking the stupid practice.

>> No.13742243
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13742243

Fapping has gotten so boring.

My hand is boring. Onaholes are boring. Butt toys are expensive and I don't have tons of money to blow on a good one. Sounding seems fun, but I don't know much about it. I have no idea what other forms of masturbation I can do.

/jp/, please send help

>> No.13742260

>>13742243
vr

>> No.13742276

>>13742243
I picked up a good google cardboard kit and am looking forward to cheap VR.

https://www.unofficialcardboard.com/collections/all/products/2-0-plus

Also, try handsfree onahole use, it's revolutionary. I can't wait to combine these two things.

>> No.13742278

>>13742243
Stop masturbating, stop watching porn for a couple days, don't even touch yourself until you're like a horny dog on matting season, the point is to let the sexual impulse come naturally, after this masturbating will fell like the best thing in the whole world the problem is that for many people masturbating and "feeling good" is just routine, and it shouldn't be like that.
Take a brake.

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13742301

>>13742260
>>13742276
I can't imagine VR will improve anything for me. It seems kinda neat, but I dunno.

>>13742278
I often take breaks from fapping; I'll go about 3-4 days without getting off, but even when I do decide to fap again it just ends up being incredibly boring.

>> No.13742318

>>13742301
There often is a thread on /g/ people sometimes talk about their experiences, I believe one is up even right now. You can always check out the catalog too, to make an opinion.

>> No.13742345

>>13742301
I have a DK1. You'd be surprised to find out how immersive it is.
Although I haven't actually used it enough to actually determine if the immersion stems from novelty or from actual value. It's just a bit too unwieldy to be convenient and comfortable on demand.

>> No.13742368

>>13742318
>>13742345
Aren't Oculus kits expensive?

>> No.13742381

>>13742368
Well, I had other reasons to pick up the Oculus Rift. But there are plenty of cheaper VR alternatives, as mentioned throughout this thread.

>> No.13742389

>>13742301
Anon...
My hand feels like shit now.
My onaho hurts my cock too much.
I didn't have a good fap session in weeks.

Pls help.

>> No.13742792

>>13742389
Buy a softer onahole and some mild lube

You can now last longer without tearing your dick apart.

>> No.13742794

>>13740983
Not really, but it might be really thick. Could possibly be some evaporation of water. If so, just put a cap of water in with the lube, mix it up, and go at it.

>> No.13742816

>>13742229
>nerves
Losing ten or so percent of the skin on the penis with light sensory nervous ends has little effect on the entirety of the somatic nervous system of the penis. The highest nerve density is in the frenulum and in the glans.

>friction
>protection
I agree. However, fapping habits, clothing, activities and hygeine affect the penis in more ways than you can imagine. Whatever your penis feels everyday will become its norm because your brain gets accustomed to the amount of signals it receives from the somatic nerves. Location of the activated nerves also matter.

>NUMB
Not really. Should you be numb to sensation, you should contact a neurologist. A simple operation that removes an area of skin and stitches it back together should not result in numbness. Your habits, clothing and activities will result in the norm of your penis. Arguments for protection need the same nervous treatment.

Not all circumcisions are the same. Some require frenuloplasty and some do not. Some result in a large skin piece removed, some have less than a quarter inch removed. You can have a cut penis for ten years and have a glans and frenulum that are sensitive to the point of pain, and you can have an uncut penis that has the same sensitivity as a month old cut.

Not calling you out entirely, though. I have seen handfuls of botched or unnecessary cuts and they seem horrendous and unpleasant. The nervous system does a ton of shit people often don't want to like phantom pain. The nervous system and the brain work together to attempt to normalize things it deems not normal. There are cases in which men who have never fapped for the first 25 years of their life and get cut reporting intense sensations in the penis five years post-op when they have sex/fap.

Each cut, doctor, person and penis are different. Anyone who gets cut due to cosmetic reasons are just idiots. Psychological and physiological systems work together and we can't have a basis of sexual stimulus because of this.

>> No.13742884

>>13742243
sounding isn't fun, I have to shove a metal rod up my urethra for medical purposes and it is awful

>> No.13742892

>>13742884
explain?

>> No.13742919

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bprXFmG_yAE
Inside a "Male USB hole warmer."

>> No.13742990

>>13742919
has anyone ever tried putting an onahole warmer up their arse?

>> No.13743030

>>13742990
Yes. It felt the same as any other sharpie, only slightly thicker. I didn't want to shove it all the way in because it didn't have a good cap. I couldn't get it warm enough fast enough because of voltage limitations, so I stopped trying to get it warmed. NLS also stated that they aren't perfectly watertight, so I unplugged it shortly after I remembered. Other than that, it's too straight to stay inside my butt. Maybe I don't have strong enough butt muscles to hold it in, but I don't know.

My butt isn't just a butt, it's another onahole for the one I love!

>> No.13743040

>>13743030
Can I love you?

>> No.13743056

>>13728884
How often do you powder your onahole? Do you do it every time you use it or every now and then? I just bought some corn starch and I'm not quite sure what is the best way to keep my onaholes in the best condition.

>> No.13743083

>>13743056
I do it after each use, but I will say now that you should powder it lightly, and clean out the bag frequently.

Ended up with too much powder, and last night I had clumps get into ona.

That shit will draw moisture like no other, and if you leave it for a while it starts to clump up.

>> No.13743086

>>13743056
Every time after drying when cleaning. On that very note, some holes are stickier than others and might need a bit more powdering than others. Some holes need a light sprinkling because they don't stick as much. If you're storage method involves a non-breathable layer such as plastic, be sure that the hole doesn't stick too much to the outside. If you want, put some powder on that plastic.

>>13743040
My heart is already set on someone!

>> No.13743121

>>13743086
BUT WHAT CAN YOUR ONA DO THAT I-- oh wait.

>> No.13743139

What exactly does corn starching the outside of a hole -do-? Just got mine saturday, used it twice, but dont have any corn starch.

Also, is there a trick to getting paper towels all the way through? Because of the Venu Real's texture and shape, the towel just balls up at the first curve.

>> No.13743149

>>13743139
It's normally sticky, so it's bound to pick up dust and other things that can stain it. all that shit is really hard to clean off this type of plastic.

>> No.13743163

>>13743139
Holes will have varying degrees of stickiness, and this stickiness can accumulate dirt, dust and debris and can be absolute bitches to clean off. Powdering adds a safe layer of material that prevents things from sticking on it. Starches and powders easily go in water, so it's very easy to wash off and replace.

Powders such as baby powder, talc and starches are often used. There are no discernable differences, really, apart from talc being smooth due to van der waals and starches being rounded.

As for drying, make a paper towel strip, fold one end and pinch it between your index and middle, or index and thumb. Gently wriggle your way in the tunnel with those fingers. While holding the hole with one hand, put the end of the onaho on a table and keep wriggling your way to the end of the tunnel until you reach the end. You will have to squeeze the hole down with the rest of your hand i order for your fingers to reach far down enough. When inserted, gently roll the onaho around like dough so that the towel covers more area inside. Gently pull out the towel in such a way that it does not rip or is too abrasive on the tunnel.

Should the tunnel grip the towel too much, take a thinner strip of towel.

>> No.13743256

>>13743163
Thanks a bunch, will try this out after my next use

>> No.13744074

>>13742892
Not that anon but my guess would be some sort of liver or kidney infection. I would know since I had that before. Peeing was excruciatingly painful for a week and a half

>> No.13744133

Anyone have the gif of someone playing with an onahole (or maybe it was the penis equivalent) and just kind of pulling on it? Looked super squishy/gooey almost? Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, seemed appropriate.

>> No.13744252

>>13738006
>It is unclear whether the cartoon renderings in Newcombe's possession were of girls or boys

>> No.13744272

>>13744133
Yes, there are video links in the pastebin in the OP

>> No.13744355

Does anyone know if the lube that comes with the MoT is any good?

>> No.13744624

I followed the warming guide saying that the recommended warming time is 25-30 minutes so I did that, after 25 minutes, my hole feels like it's boiling and the inside literally fucking deformed.
Then I remembered that we have 220v electricity here, I don't know if that actually matters but I found out that it only takes a full minute or two for me to warm my other holes without getting too hot or damaging them.
/blog

>> No.13744626

>>13744624
Kek, looks like you just wasted your holeorino

>> No.13744629

>>13744626
R.I.P. Roa, it's a piece of shit anyway.

>> No.13744634

>>13744624
Doesn't really make sense. If you plug a heater into a USB charger (even one that runs off the wall), 5 V can only provide so much power.

Besides, if it's your first time using a warmer, why wouldn't you check up on it periodically?

>> No.13744640

>>13744624
You mean you plugged the warmer into a wall socket and expected the same result as from a standard 5V USB port?

Good job, genius.

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Sorry for I have failed you anons.
>>13744634
I ignored the "Do not leave unattended" part of the guide, went off and ate dinner.

>>13744640
Yeah, I just remembered that the guide was referring to the usb port after I pulled out the warmer and felt the hole up. I can't even imagine firing my load in it after feeling that there was a fire in the hole.

>> No.13744673

>>13744624
You deserve it for being a retard and not having the brains to know how to keep a constant eye on it while it warms up.

>> No.13744699

>>13737072
>squeezed out as much air

About that, how would I go about doing this? I just squeeze my onahole as best as I can but I don't know if I'm doing this right.

>> No.13744736

>>13744252
heh

>> No.13744807

>>13740905

Anyone wanna give us a tldr of this? planning on picking up a spdx when I head there next spring.

>> No.13744815

>>13744807
ok here you go
tl;dr: 4/5 stars

>> No.13745067

>>13744699
you suck it out from your onahole with your mouth, preferably with cum inside. Bonus points if it's your best friend's cum.

>> No.13746120

does anyone have a picture of a dildo in a onahole

>> No.13746215

>>13746120
Doesn't en-nls have enough thees pictures?

>> No.13746261 [DELETED] 

Sauce?

>> No.13746269

>>13728895
Sauce on that?

>> No.13746272

My first hole - the TOMAX Lilith Uterus Soft - came in today. As it stands, my shipment of Ona Tsuyu, a warmer, etc. is still in LA at the moment,
probably slogging through customs, so I gave in and gave the onahole a go. Needless to say, my lack of patience did not serve me well.

The package came with four items - the Lilith Uterus Soft wrapped in an airtight plastic bag, the aforementioned box (images can be found on the
Amazon page for the product), a thin packaging sleeve around the box, and a small sample packet of Honey Drops, some lubricant labeled
as "body massage lotion".

The box, as others have mentioned, serves as a nice container at the moment, but I didn't realize that it would be nearly four times bigger than the
onahole itself and not very discreet. I'll need to upgrade my container.

Some bulletpoints - a word of caution - I'm fairly certain I used it incorrectly, so read the following with that in mind:

• The product is more stimulating than other comments may lead you to believe - it is far away from sticking your dick in a cloud of vapor.
• It is very difficult to stay hard while using the hole. As someone who is quite a bit shorter when soft, this made the hole somewhat unusable.
• Honey Drops dries very, very quickly when exposed it air - almost faster than I can stick my cock inside. Internally, the product remained fairly well lubricated. This led to overlubrication.
• Perhaps because of the lube but probably because of air, the onahole was quite noisy - I was consistently receiving a vacuous noise on each stroke.
• I tried to squeeze out the air, but the tight grip required made it impossible to insert my only slightly erect dick.
• The onahole is much easier to use with both hands to help maintain shape.
• I ended up coming with my hands. I think I have grown overly accustomed to masturbation without a decent erection - I may need to take a break before approaching the onahole again.

5.5" - 6" erect, cut.

>> No.13746330

>>13746272
Almost all of those complaints are attributable to your own inexperience.

In time, your dick will grow accustomed to the pressure of being inside an onahole without wilting.

>> No.13746337

>>13746272
Some additional points that came to mind:
• I spelled cumming as coming in the previous post and this annoys the hell out of me.
• Because of how quickly Honey Drops dries, the entrance to the onahole was tight and dry, which hurt a little bit when stroking up and down the shaft.
• I'm looking forward to Ona Tsuyu.
• I didn't notice the uterus despite occasionally pushing to the back of the onahole, but my inability to maintain an erection may have been hampering my sensitivity.
• It's very fun to play around with, and neither the onahole nor the lubricant had any smell, which was quite nice.

>>13746330
Definitely. I'm not disappointed whatsoever, and just the thought of further testing and experimentation is already making me terribly aroused.

>> No.13746351

>>13746120
Just screen cap any video from onahodouga.net

>> No.13746358

>>13746272
>6" erect, cut
Same stats and equipment, minus the warmer. I've only used it twice so far (with OnaTsuyu). Had trouble feeling much, most definitely due to being cut; seems that uncut will do way better with this hole. Probably death grip also influenced my results.

>> No.13746454

Is virgin age entrance a good choice for babby's first onaholeand with a small dick (barely 5 in., erect)?

>> No.13746666

>>13744699
Squeeze hole and, maintaining pressure until you're inside, insert pengas, then squeeze hole again. Hole now has air squeezed out.

>>13746272
>it is far away from sticking your dick in a cloud of vapor.
The Real is more generally referred to when people speak of "fucking clouds." The Uterus in soft is an okay edging hole, but I feel like you might've gotten yourself mixed up here. Also, play with those lumps at the opening rather than the womb if you need more stimulation.

>It is very difficult to stay hard while using the hole
What? How? Anyway, you might want to try viewing some good smut until you're used to onaholes; I'm 6" cut and I've got no problem keeping a boner with even the stimulation from a Real.

>Honey Drops dries very, very quickly
It does, but you've got what's basically the improved version coming in the mail. For future reference adding more lube when the old stuff dries is really only something you can get away with for watery drug store lubricants. What you want to do is just add water to rewet it when this happens.

>the onahole was quite noisy
Squeeze the air out and watch your insertion depth to fix this problem. The Uterus seals tightly enough for this not to be a huge issue.

>The onahole is much easier to use with both hands
If I can use my Kunoichi one handed a Uterus shouldn't be an issue. Try holding the toy closer to the back. Are you deathgripping the hole?

>I think I have grown overly accustomed to masturbation without a decent erection
Try not masturbating for a week then using the hole. They were definitely meant to be used hard; if you don't harden up during the course of a fap you're probably jerking it pretty often anyway, give yourself a break.

>the entrance to the onahole was tight and dry
Try not to let this be a thing, it's bad for your hole. A little water will solve the problem.

>> No.13746725

With the Uterus Soft, should I worry if I can't really feel the Uterus part itself?
I've noticed recently that I feel more than I did my first time using it, so it assume it will improve with usage and I might eventually feel the bumps.
Alternatively I'm overlubing or the lube I'm using now that the HoneyDrops is gone (Lube Company Mastrubator, it was pretty cheap from Queencat) is just not good enough and needs to be thinned down slightly.

>> No.13746729

>>13746272
You just need to get used to the different sensations with a hole. It gets better over time.

>> No.13746780

>>13746725
Just enjoy it, it's easier to hilt her when she's on top anyway.

>> No.13746794

>>13746454
Not really, its one of the tighter and more intense holes that isn't really recommended for beginners.
If you want a high quality first purchase, a Venus Real might be a good one. The Lilith Uterus is looser so might not be great for your small dick. Others you can consider are the 17 Evo Soft, Roa, Rina, or Lolinco (which can also be a dick bully so be careful).

>> No.13747031

>>13736632
Where was this? I was at AX but didnt see this in the exhibit hall.

>> No.13747092

can best soup/Onatsuyu whatever be used for anal?

>> No.13747101

>>13747092
Yeah, its fine.

>> No.13747107

Just got my Mouth of Truth earlier this week, this is the first Japanese hole that I own so I'm not sure what to expect.
I got pretty hard when I washed it for the first time, but it might be weeks until I'm home alone to use it.
Also is it okay to seal it in a food grade plastic zip bag?

>> No.13747113

>>13747107
Yes, but you have to be sure its dry inside and out, otherwise you're going to get mold.

>> No.13747134

Which booth had 'em? I wanted to buy pantsu

>> No.13747150

>>13747134
sorry meant for >>13736632

>> No.13747241

>>13747107
Yes

>> No.13747474

>>13747031
I want to say 58 or 56. Around there in that corner. Forgot the name of the booth but they sold mostly figures. The onaholes and 18+ stuff was all on one side of their booth. You had to have walked in there to be able to see them considering how fucking crowded that hall was.

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Ayy lmao

Hopefully customs doesn't give me any trouble.

Also, I wanted to order some pantsu/panties for it, but NLS was out of stock of the ones that fit the DX. I can't get any from the store for obvious reasons.

I guess amazon is my best bet right?

>> No.13747530

>>13747522
I hope you didn't forget to order lube.
Also if you change it from USD to Japanese Yen it will end up cheaper for you.

>> No.13747531

>>13747522
checked

>> No.13747534

>>13747522
What's the obvious reason?

>> No.13747551

>>13747534
Grown man walking into a store to buy size 100/ kiddie panties?
From a store in a town where everyone knows him?

Nothing could go wrong.

>> No.13747568

>>13747551
Go the next town over. Problem solved.

>> No.13747600

>>13747134
Could have just gone to j list for that.

>> No.13747693

>>13747134
It was near the back and to the left. It was a really shitty booth with bad figures and a small lewd section.

>> No.13747852

>>13747568
Why is anyone walking into a store in the first place? It's 2015, guys.

>> No.13747854

>>13747568
but but, online stores have more variety
>>13747530
I still got a bottle of Pepe's (Paces)
also, I don't mind giving them more money, I support their business and the makers (Toy's Heart I think.) I've been waiting on them to make something new for a while. Hopefully they make something even better or a hard version.

>> No.13747863

>>13747852
kek

>> No.13747948

I have a fuckload of holes now but I want to get the most realistic one for fapping along to my JAV movies.

Venus Real Soft or MeikI ZXY? Unfortunately the Venus very soft is sold out and at Omocha (and Daimaoh as usual).

Or something else? Price is no object.

>> No.13748014

>>13747948

Looks like I can get a very soft from QueenCat for £30.

Why the fuck do they not ship internationally? Guess I'll look for a US forwarding service.

>> No.13748020

Email and ask if they can ship to your country, if you have no official Daimoh supplier for your country they should help, pricey but whatever;

>> No.13748029

>>13747948
Real soft is great, very soft is too soft but it also works.

You can try shipito.

>> No.13748032

>>13736632
At least it wasn't at japan expo paris. I would've gone nuts if i knew they sell some there. Paris is Literally a 4 hour trip per train for 40€.

>> No.13748189

How do I stop feeling like human garbage every time I masturbate anally?

>> No.13748213

>>13746330
>>13746666
>>13746729
Thanks for the advice, you guys.

For the record, the second time was much better. And the third. And the fourth, fifth, and sixth.

>> No.13748224

>>13748213
If it's your sixth time after 10 hours you may have a problem.

>> No.13748261

Just used my Secret Twin Tales (Kana) one-handed between a folded pillow with Onatsuyu and some loli doujinshi.

I edged for like half an hour, I think I actually tricked my brain into thinking I was having sex.

If the higher end holes feel even better I might do nothing but masturbate ever again.

>> No.13748267

>>13748261
It's pretty close to actual sex, except for only one position working, although you can try angling the hole in different ways.

>> No.13748491

>>13747948
Venus Real Soft if you like soft holes for edging and a hole that has good durability.

ZXY if you like something with intense texture but breaks down in like 3 months of daily use.

Had to throw out my ZXY within 3 months, but my Venus Real Soft is still going strong after 7 months.

I'd go for Venus Real Soft for realism and for JAV watching.

>> No.13748552

Does anyone know anything about aphrodisiacs? I want to get horny out of my mind like I see with girls in H manga but I have no idea where to buy any or if they are actually good.

>> No.13748562

>>13748552

Get drunk with wine and take viagra.

>> No.13748595

>>13748552
Don't jerk for a week.

Buy a prostaste simulator

Proceed to do some serious nasty.

>> No.13748742
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13748742

Does anybody else here have an R-20 from toysheart?

Mine should arrive today and I'm very eager (read: horny) to try it.

Most "normal" onaholes have been too small and the Alien Fleshlight I've had a few weeks ago was too tight, so this thing is my last option.
Let's hope it's not a disappointing penis bully...

>> No.13748888

>>13748189
How about NOT sticking things in your button faggot. No one likes gays, they just tolerate them.

>> No.13748897

>>13748742
>2015
>Not buying onahips
You are one sad sad little man

>> No.13748900

>>13748888
quad god is right

>> No.13749059

>>13748595
This, this. Starve for a week and then destroy your prostate. My mind goes completely blank, I get so horny I almost pass out. I can only drool and think about cocks while cumming repeatedly, clenching my bedsheets for hours and moaning like a bitch in heat.
It's somewhat frustrating because you just want more and more. Can literaly only think about how good your ass feels and how much you want to get gangbanged by huge cocks. Damn, I'm so hard right now, I start panting just thinking about it. I wish HIV didn't exist so I could go to the local glory hole and become their cumdump.

>> No.13749110

>>13747092
I wouldn't recommend it, It might have some bactericide, and you don't want the helpful bacteria down there dying. It might also not lube enough to be safe. Buy something specifically engineered for anal, preferably made of natural ingredients, as your rectum will absorb stuff into your body, unlike your dick, so you don't want to absorb shitty chemicals.

>>13748189
Wash everything thoroughly. If you are cute, maybe you can record and show me so I can decided with scientific criteria if you have any basis to feel bad

>> No.13749139

>>13749059
The idea of glory holes has always scared me. What if someone just walks in and chops it off?

>> No.13749173

>>13749139
That can only happen to you if you are on the wrong side of the hole..
I think glory holes are inside clubs (I remember someone on /jp/ explaining the setting in detail from experience and it was a club) and sex shops anyway, so running away after cutting a dick might be quite hard. I suppose it can happen in some shitty glory hole in a public bathroom? I'm afraid I've never been to a glory hole...

>> No.13749474
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13749474

Anyone got the Meiki Plush Doll? What is your setup?

>> No.13749516

>>13749474
That looks gross.

Also who's getting this?
http://www.twerkingbutt.com/product/twerking-butt-large-deluxe/

>> No.13749563

>>13749474
Too old for me, also it's like fucking one of those furry pillows. Gross.
>>13749516
Lmao, bruh that video was hilarious. Also, too old. I will however look into the mechanisms used to make the badonkadonk jiggle.

I'm hoping to reverse engineer it and use that feature on other onahips and make a pussy that tightens up and lubes itself.

>> No.13749570

>>13747522
Holy shit shipping is fast.

It's already through customs and I ordered it yesterday. It's on the way to a place one town over literally <30mins away. It might even get here tomorrow, even if it didn't I could pick it up if I wanted it that bad.

>> No.13749687

>>13748014
>Why the fuck do they not ship internationally?
I think Tomax has agreement set up so that only one company can distribute their products per continent.

>>13748213
>Sixth
>Already
I was right! Stop fapping so much, Anon.

>>13748552
The Stack (TM) with a few additives works pretty well for that.

>> No.13749696

>>13749687
>what is nls global shipping

>> No.13749709

>>13749696
nls doesn't sell tomax products...

>> No.13749714

>>13749696
NLS doesn't sell Tomax.

>> No.13749975
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13749975

>>13749696
>tomax
>nls

>> No.13750078

>that instapain from oversensitivy after cumming

>> No.13750098

>>13750078
Lilith Uterus has more empty space if you don't squeeze out the air too much, so there's less head stimulation. You can also try using condoms

>> No.13750128

>>13750098
>condoms
Seems fun, i'll get some when I can, but part of the fun of onaholes is that you can cum inside of them

>> No.13750158

>>13750078
Haven't felt that in a while. I think I just got used to it.

>> No.13750198

>>13750158
Same here, eventually stopped using my lilith spiral wave because of it. Doesn't seem to bother me with my current holes though.

>> No.13750242
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13750242

>>13750158
Feel ya brah

>> No.13750359

>>13742301
Just take a longer break. 3-4 days is nothing.

>> No.13750367

>>13742301
Become a prostate expert like me. If you find toys in this category too pricey, start with your fingers and lube, although I recomend investing in a beginner toy because it requires good training.

>> No.13750680
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13750680

is this a new hole or a discontinued hole?
http://www.amazon.com/Virgin-Age-entrance-Adult-Import/dp/B00GWFAEYE/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=02DQG8207M7FBKTMFRC5

>> No.13750714

Not necessarily /jp/ related, but does anyone else see this shit?

>http://www.twerkingbutt.com/

I can't tell if it's a joke or not.

>> No.13750727

>>13750714
Oops, didn't see >>13749516

>> No.13750915
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13750915

Haven't posted here in a while but I wanted to update you guys on my premature ejaculation.

Over the course of maybe 4 months I've went from bursting in 30 seconds to lasting 30 minutes with onaholes if I pace myself. I can now finally enjoy my onahole sessions and with porn.

From what I've learned, it really is just a brain thing. Stretches and exercises help a bit, but edging and telling your brain when to bust is the biggest part.

>> No.13750969

>>13750680
Pretty sure that's just the Virgin Age Admission with different box art.

>> No.13751045

>>13750915
Nice pic.

>> No.13751404

>>13750680
>>13750969

The name is in the link.

>>clicked on link and it says I already purchased this item.

>> No.13751445

>>13749563
self lubing onaholes, the future is bright brah.

>> No.13751527
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13751527

>>13751445
>an onahole that gently clamps at your dick with its soft artificial muscles
This is one of those things I can get a real boner thinking about but I'm never really sure how it actually feels.

>> No.13751722
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13751722

New onaho, gentlemen! Videos are in the first link. Weighing at 1450g, it's quite bulky and has a strange shape to it, but the internals look nice and squirmy, and even has those little rings on tentacles at certain places. At 6k yen, it comes with a small bottle of lube, and a 180ml bottle of lube called Premium Water Lube.

http://www.kiyosan.co.jp/yukaona/yukaona5tanetukepress.html
http://www.kiyosan.co.jp/php4/search_categ.php?id=6298

It also turns out that Kiyosan allows orders from overseas via paypal or cash transfer, there's another shop to add to the list. However, I think they have a handling fee of 1500JPY for foreign orders, but I am not sure if that applies to paypal payments. Should you be making an order with them, calculate the total weight of the items, add 200g for the box and look at EMS pricing through Japan Post for an estimate of shipping costs to your country. Be sure to ask them about fees, charges, shipping and tax. Unfortunately, you will need to have some knowledge of the lunar language to get around, but you should know what オナホ means. Should you use Chrome or Firefox, an extension/plugin called Rikai-kun or Rikai-chan should be available, and it will help in deciphering.

http://www.kiyosan.co.jp/order/ems.html


I have also noticed that there is another thread floating around. Please use this one until we hit page 8. The OP for that thread is different and did not see this thread. I will link this current thread to that one to avoid confusion and to save the hassle of having to create a new thread.

Take it easy, /ona/!

>> No.13751781

Looking to get my first onahole.

I know, every dick is a unique snowflake, you have to learn what works for you, etc., but I have to start SOMEWHERE.

Please help.

Not sure what to say: I take too long to cum, I'm a lolicon, and my dick won't have trouble fitting in anything (hah, what a surprise...)

I've been eying Secret Twin Tales for awhile. Any thoughts?

>> No.13751828

>>13751781
Why don't you start by reading the pastebin, faggot.

>> No.13751887

my package will be here soon and my parents are home, what do I tell them when they ask me "what did you buy"?

>> No.13751898

>>13751887
Computer parts

>> No.13751903

>>13751887
Sex toys.

>> No.13751910

>>13751898
I only just upgraded my computer so this won't work.

>> No.13751967

>>13751887
A girlfriend.

>> No.13752069

>>13751887
>Snek to turget
>Buy small desk lamp. It's like $10
>Snek desk lamp in, hide it until package comes
>"HURRR it's a desk lamp"

Or you can tell them "Yeah none of your business."

>> No.13752163

>>13751781
For a quality first purchase, get a Venus Real in soft with a bottle of Ona Tsuyu lube. Great to start out with and its something durable that will last a while too.

>> No.13752205

>>13751887
mom its a new rubber toy

>> No.13752221

>>13752163
>Venus Real in soft
What? No. Did you read what he said? He said he takes too long to cum and has a small dick and you're recommending a loose, low-stim patrician hole as his first. That's silly.

>>13751781
I've got to recommend Mi-Nyan here, it's a cum guzzler without running the possibility of being too tight or really having to get used to. If you want something domestic a Lilith Spiral Dots in soft or regular or a Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple in normal or hard. Both of the latter are available on Queens Cat.

The other guy's definitely right about the lube though, Onatsuyu is great and you can get it on Amazon. If you do end up making an international order make sure to grab some Golden Lotion to try out in addition to still buying some Onatsuyu.

>> No.13752275
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13752275

I got the sandworm.

>> No.13752324

>>13752221
I was thinking about getting Mi-Nyan as my first but it's out of stock at the moment on NLS. Any idea on how long they take to restock?

>> No.13752333

>>13752324
Should be fast, be patient if you really want it. And don't forget to stock up on lube when you order.

>> No.13752343

>>13752333
Alright thanks anon I'll do that. Was originally thinking about getting a tomax one but I wanted to order everything from the same place and Mi-Nyan looked appealing.

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13752371

>>13752275

>> No.13752378
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13752378

>>13752275
>>13752371

That's the one that squirts eggs right? how does it feel to have them sent into you ass?

>> No.13752383
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13752383

>>13752371
>>13752378
Not my Mami ;_;
No, it's just a penetrable tentacle maw. Kind of like Alma Elma's tail from MGQ

I got mine on mystery color sale, pretty happy with what I got.

>> No.13752442

>>13752275
>>13752371
>>13752378
>>13752383
I'm new here. Does that feel as good as you would imagine just like in my chinese cartoons? How does it compare to tail pussy?

>> No.13752448

>>13752442
It's not tight but the thing is pretty heavy so it hugs you very nicely. My other toys probably are better objectively but it's also a fetish thing, you know?

>> No.13752460

>>13752324
>>13752333
I asked when I placed my order on Saturday and was told:
Nekokko Mi-Nyan: Mid-August
Nippori ver. Gokujo Namagoshi: in July

Order shipped via DHL from NLS on Wednesday, arrived in AU on Thursday, handed off to local courier this morning (not DHL), who tried to deliver this afternoon whilst I was at work and now I have to wait until Monday... And I have to pick it up from
their distribution centre because they'll just deliver it when I'm not home again. Fuck.

>> No.13752461

>>13752448
I like things that hug and touch me, yes. I definitely get the fetish thing. Thanks for the response. I guess I could give it a try one day at least, but not yet.

>> No.13752511

>>13751828
I did. Pls no bully ;_;

>>13752163
>>13752221
Shit, thanks guys. Much more advice than I hoped for.

Would you rank the Mi-Nyan above the others, for my use case?

Finally, any estimate of fast you go through lube? (Particularly this "Golden Lotion", if it's unavailable domestic. Minimize international orders, you know.)

Thanks again.

>> No.13752537

This is >>13752511 again, sorry.

>>13752333
>And don't forget to stock up on lube when you order.
Could you elaborate on this? Consumption rate or any recommendation other than Onatsuyu or Golden Lotion?

>>13752460
>Nekokko Mi-Nyan: Mid-August
Shit. Are their restock estimates usually reasonably accurate?

>> No.13752549

>>13752448
How's the texture inside? I don't see any cross section images anywhere at the moment. Can you provide images on the tunnel?

>>13752537
Consumption rate. Some like it sloppy(I find it hot as fuck, but messy) and some like it moderate. A bottle of ona tsuyu should last you a while unless you spill it all the time.

If you're pressed for lube, a packet of Base of Lubricant at NLS can make over a litre of lube, and that's still quite thick. It's 160yen and weighs like 12g.

>restock
Yeah. Order and pay when you can to get in the queue, since those in the queue for an item will get it post-restock, and even then you might not get one due to needing to restock again.

>> No.13752570

>>13752549
For what it's worth, I mostly go dry. Sometimes saliva, very rarely vaseline, but that's it. Sounds like I should be just fine for lube.

So the onahole biz is a cut-throat game? I never would have imagined.

Thank you kindly anons. Peace out.

>> No.13752573

>>13752549
>Order and pay when you can to get in the queue, since those in the queue for an item will get it post-restock
Can't even place an order for those two at the moment, you can only choose to be e-mailed when they're in stock :-(

>> No.13752581

>>13752549
About the best you'll get, I'm too retarded to get tunnel pics. Lots of bumps and ribs though.

>> No.13752582

>>13752570
You definitely need lube or else you'll chaff your dick skin. Onaholes are tight and rubbery so sliding doesn't work without lube.

>> No.13752587
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13752587

>>13752581
image was eaten

>> No.13752650

>>13752587
That reminds me, are there any memory molding type onaholes out there? Like something that actually feels alive or something.

>> No.13752651

>>13752573
Oh shit, it's that bit. Well, I wish you luck for that, anon. I hope you get things sorted quickly for your order.

It's even worse when you have Restock:Random - up to the manufacturer. I've was looking into Kyonyu Punch as a chest to compliment a hip, but not only has the reviews I've read not be on par with expectations, it's also quite expensive. But generally, if it has a restock notice, you should queue up.

>>13752570
>dry
The fuck are you doing. Listen to this man >>13752582. You don't want friction on your dick against it. I handfap dry, but I never stroke and I have my own technique. You need lube for onaholes.

>onahole biz is a cut-throat game
The market is generally timid compared to things like shampoo. You'll get manufacturers that provide every inch and detail of their products, and some don't display internals like tunnels - which is bad. You'll notice these differences in low-quality holes. You'll have marketing schemes that involve jav idols and porn stars that don't really do anything for the hole apart from being a marketing strategy. You have other people that think cost directly equates to quality and buy items simply for their price and marketing because "it seems high end".

Then you'll have the electric ones such as the A10 piston/cyclone, Autoblow and such. Examples such as the Autoblow don't show a god damn texture, which is stupid. I remember seeing an ad for that hip advertised by a guy with a beard and it showed no details on the material and the tunnel. You will have people buy this for its premise and not have a clue what to expect.

The consumer market is usually filled with those affected by marketing. There are fetishists, who often have a good niche to fill, too(dragon dildo market), and often have funky contributions. It's a funny market, and it varies where you look.


>>13752581
>>13752587
Oh that's better than what I imagined. That actually looks quite interesting. Thanks for the info, anon!

>> No.13752683

>>13752582
>>13752651
Nah, chill, I'm definitely using lube withe the onahole. I just meant that I go dry with my hand, so it's not like I'm accustomed to huge amounts of lubrication. So it sounds like lube will last be awhile.

I didn't expect an *actual* analysis of the onahole market, but fuck man, thanks!

>> No.13752693

Y'know what I want to see? An estim onahole. Conductive internal sleeve, put one 'trode in pooper, on balls, taint, etc., and put the other 'trode (the onahole) on your dick.

And watch as it milks your dick. Maybe some muscle wire between the inner and outer membranes so the pussy actually contracts around you, too...

>> No.13752697

>>13752693
So, wait, electrical stimulation, is that what you're getting at? Would that actually work, or even feel good?

>> No.13752710

>>13752697
Wait, have you never heard of estim? Seriously? Hell yeah it works.

Think about it--the sensation of touch is just nerves being actuated and producing an electrical impulse.

You can simulate that with external electricity, and it's like being touched. (It can also produces sensations that aren't possible via touch.)

Estim can actually induce hands-free ejaculation. (If you're curious, check xvideo)

But I've never seen estim combined with an onahole.

>> No.13752716

>>13752710
Yeah, kind of new here. I apologize. That sounds really interesting though, I never thought about it that way, even though I've read a bit about ultrasonic haptics and galvanic vestibular stimulation and other such things before. I'm not sure I want to step this deep just yet. I haven't even tried an onahole before.

>> No.13752724

>>13752650
>memory molding

Not with the current materials that we have for holes. I don't know of any material that has properties similar to memory foam, but still shows elasticity. We'll need a material that has a low Elastic modulus that shows Kelvin-Voigt properties - basically allows a very slow return to the original shape, and the later part of that elastic modulus to be very high. It'll be weird. You'll want a slow acting restorative force to act upon small forces, and a normal restorative force for larger forces. I think the best way to approach this is through dual layer where the inner layer is thick, soft and pliable, with the outer layer being firm.

You can try to have an inner layer of memory foam, but we all know what happens if you have too many materials in a hole. Shit falls apart faster than you can catch it.

If you want forces to act on you, I found this property: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroactive_polymers

I literally grinned from ear to ear when I read about this for the first time; I grinned so hard my lips chapped. It's a great property, but I have yet to delve in polymeric property additives and modification. It's a great premise for development, and I'm sure they're already trying it for artificial muscle as a replacement for small-scale things.

>>13752683
You're welcome, anon. I would go into further detail about the market, but the character limit stopped me.

>>13752693
Might be interesting. You might be heading towards a new market, anon!

>> No.13752732

I swear, you read some of the most interesting and educational things on here. I love you guys.

>> No.13752741

>>13752716
Nah, nothing to apologize for. My perspective is a little skewed--estim is "normal" to me, now.

And I haven't heard of ultrasonic haptics or galvanic vestibular stimulation before, so thanks!

And there's no need to rush through anything. Just do what feels good, yo.

>> No.13752746

>>13752693
>you can configure when the shocks are applied ex. each time your dick goes past a certain spot in the onahole

>> No.13752748

>>13752732
>educational
>on /jp/
Give me some examples.

>> No.13752752

>>13752748
Literally an example 4 posts above yours.

>> No.13752759

>>13752746
This would raise the cost significantly, but you could interlace conductive and nonconductive rubber, forming n rings along the length of the sleeve, with each ring split into a top and bottom half.

Similar to certain anal and vaginal estim probes, you could achieve the ghostfuck effect.

Your virtual girl rides you and contracts around your while you just lay there enjoying it...

>> No.13752783

>>13752759
Well, in that case, just have separate discrete conductors at each ring of depth in the hole. That way, you can configure so that if you want it to shock you only at the deepest insertion, only electricity going to the deepest conduction ring will be active. If you want medium insertion shocks, then activate the circuit that includes the one in the middle. This can be done with a parallel circuit and digital switches for a "dumb" configuration. Other desired functions would have to require more complex designs and possible sensors.

>> No.13752787

>>13752783
>>13752759
>>13752746
These sound so hot, dear lord. Thank you, anons, for opening my eyes to something new.

>> No.13752793

>>13752787
I'm just glad I was able to contribute something to this thread, seeing how new I am.

>> No.13752810

>>13752783
That would be another possibility, but I was talking about the user going balls deep and staying there; no movement of the penis or onahole.

A pulse train would energize electrodes A and B, then B and C, then C and D, back to B and C, and so on. (Obviously, more than four electrodes would be possibly.)

And if the pulse-train were timed well enough, it would feel like you're thrusting in and out of the onahole, even though you aren't moving.

And this would all be controlled by a microcontroller; the thrust rhythm could be modified to be slower or faster, more accurate or less (I dunno, sloppy virgin fetish?) and so on and so on.

Would be quite the versatile toy, really.

>> No.13752819

>>13752810
And that is where I'm not so sure it would be necessarily what you want in terms of providing realistic feedback as if you were rubbing on it when it wasn't really moving. I haven't tried any of these things so I can't say for sure either way. It just doesn't sound to me like that would feel like how you describe.

>> No.13752821

>>13752748
I had an elaborate discussion about plastics manufacturing, heat specificity, control systems, and augmented reality on here a couple threads ago.

>> No.13752824

>>13752821
And I (not him) was one of the participants asking those questions from back then. I'm the same guy asking and talking about similar stuff ITT right now.

>> No.13752924

Wow. This thread rather quickly degraded into reddit-tier circlejerking. No pun intended.

>> No.13752952

Anyone know how to make it so your dick doesn't spray all over the place when you piss after fapping.

>> No.13752959

>>13752952
Sterile syringe, saline; irrigate the urethra.

>> No.13752964

>>13752952
No. Sit down or squat a bit. Uneven spread of tissue along the urethral walls will distort the stream and can even produce multiple streams. Alternatively, a catheter.

>> No.13752972

>>13752952
Best thing to do is just wait for it to go flaccid. Sometimes I wash my dick off in the sink with cold water to speed up the process.

>> No.13753017

>>13752952
>your dick doesn't spray all over the place when you piss after fapping.
What the fuck are you talking about? Is this actually a thing for people?

>> No.13753036

>>13753017
Most people's urethra doesn't open properly with half an erection.
I'm sure you've tried to pee with an erection and noticed at the very least that the stream isn't as strong.

>> No.13753040

>>13753036
Slightly, but only slightly.

Never does it "spray all over the place" like that anon said.

>> No.13753058

>>13753040
>>13753036
>>13753017
I'm assuming he was referring to a bifurcated stream; and, with a sufficiently high angle between the two streams, the effect might, indeed, be described as "spraying all over the place".

>> No.13753105

>>13753017
Happens when cum dries and blocks your urethra. When you try to pee it splits into two streams and goes all over the place, can reach your toes or the sides.

>>13752952
What, it's trivial. Just open your urethra so it's clear.

>> No.13753130

>>13753105
It has never been bad enough for me to the point that it goes on my feet or the floor.

My urine opens up whatever block there is. Are your streams that fucking weak?

>> No.13753162

>>13753130
bigger dick = bigger urethra = more room for urine to flow around obstructions = bifurcation

>> No.13753398

>/ona/ - splitstream piss

>> No.13753644

>>13735294
I know that a point was being proved here but this makes me sad in a way

>> No.13753654
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13753654

>>13753644
It's some westernshit what do you care

>> No.13753660

>>13753654
I have no idea what that image is supposed to convey.

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>>13753660
You live under a rock or something? That guy caused the biggest cuckening in the history of the United States of cuck.

>> No.13753669

>>13753654
I don't know enough about these things yet to know that it's western shit

>> No.13753678

>>13753668
Oh, that. Well, I'm not American so your race relation issues don't really concern me.

>> No.13753719

Hey /jp/, do you think I have enough talent to make PMVs ? (From my lurking all I understand is that onahole threads always speak about stroking in rhythm or whatever at one point)

https://mega.nz/#!hUIQ3Q6Z!BPFo4mZHrHwvGS5C_tEJPRoL-B3SVF2pttU6ICsONgk

>> No.13753916

How am I supposed to dry the inside of the puni SPDX. I can barely reach the end of the tunnel with my finger let alone a cloth.

>> No.13753934

>>13753916
Use a chopstick or something.

>> No.13753939

>>13753916
Wrap microfibre cloth on a chopstick. Remember to be gentle.

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13753967

>>13753939
>Remember to be gentle.
I will.

>> No.13753989

>>13753934
>>13753939
I can't get the tunnel end even using a chopstick, the cloth just gets stuck. If I spray some onacleaner and then finger that stuff all around the inside will that make it safe to leave for a week or two without fearing anything will grow.

>> No.13754597

Does Queen Cat have a habit of screwing up orders?

I ordered a Lilith Spiral Dots and got a Succubus Dots. Should I even fight it? Or just keep it?

>> No.13754606

>>13754597
Just send it back if you haven't opened the plastic.

>> No.13754678

>>13754597
Stop being a pussy and contact them about it.

>> No.13754691

>>13754597
Contact them. They'll make it up to you.

>> No.13754700

>>13754678
I've already contacted them about it, what I meant by, "Should I even fight it? Or just keep it?" is that it's just ~$30, is the Succubus Dots worth keeping/using? It seems nice, but I can't open it up and try it out...

>> No.13754728

How durable are loliholes? Can they take it rough?

>> No.13754749

>>13754700
I wouldn't open it if I were you.

Of course, you're free to do what you will.

>> No.13754776

>>13753916
If you can, squeeze the labia/butt end with your hand to give you more room to wriggle your fingers in. If you can't, you could try those vaginal cavity opening devices to make insertion of a chopstick easier.

>>13754597
Don't open it yet if you haven't. Contact them about it, and chances are, they'll let you keep it because of shipping.


Hello, everyone! I hope a good weekend is coming for everyone. Here is the new thread, for archive purposes or in case people get lost.

New thread:

>>13748759

>> No.13754838

>>13754776
We're only on page 8.

>> No.13754860

>>13754776
>If you can't, you could try those vaginal cavity opening devices to make insertion of a chopstick easier.
Are you looking for 'speculum'?

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