Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:48:34 2015 No.13727243 [Reply] [Original]

>KC in charge of not enabling monsterboys

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:49:25 2015 No.13727247 >>13727243 Not bad, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:49:38 2015 No.13727248 File: 71 KB, 535x389, 艦隊スレ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:50:07 2015 No.13727250 File: 323 KB, 729x763, 1435119012280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727243 Olev.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:50:19 2015 No.13727251 File: 490 KB, 655x927, -0.1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for soft cows!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:50:21 2015 No.13727252 File: 548 KB, 623x630, 1432433219617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727243 Come on anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:50:27 2015 No.13727253 File: 161 KB, 679x1177, crusader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] join now holy pizza for free

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:50:38 2015 No.13727254 KC tier post

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:51:27 2015 No.13727255 >>13727243 What a nice post, OP Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:52:55 2015 No.13727259 Man. That was the shortest thread I've seen in months and months. Guess the board is real busy right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:53:52 2015 No.13727261 >>13727243 Well OP, you're a faggot, but you're not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:54:58 2015 No.13727267 File: 107 KB, 818x479, No.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727248

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:56:17 2015 No.13727270 >>13727253 what kind of holy pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:56:32 2015 No.13727273 File: 17 KB, 158x207, 1429522963500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727267

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:57:25 2015 No.13727275 >>13727243 >OP is already a shitpost Off to a great start.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:58:18 2015 No.13727281 >>13727248 It's a shame that the normal ship strumpets are visually boring compared to the Abyssals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:59:08 2015 No.13727286 Mindflayers are NTRists and should be shunned!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 20:59:33 2015 No.13727287 >>13727270 Cheese Pizza of course, where the hell do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:00:23 2015 No.13727292 >>13727243 What's the matter OP, afraid of some competition even in your fantasies?

>>	Writefag-kun Fri Jul 3 21:00:40 2015 No.13727294 Yeah, my comp is still fucked so I'm just gonna do a live update. 4chan is the only place my space key works for some reason. I still have no fucking clue what the fuck is wrong with this thing. PREVIOUSLY http://pastebin.com/HbPAYgpZ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:01:24 2015 No.13727298 >>13727292 >There he goes again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:02:35 2015 No.13727302 >>13727286 There's nothing wrong with wanting to be NTRed away from your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:03:20 2015 No.13727306 File: 141 KB, 802x602, Angel_Army.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727253 Join today and you'll be blessed with your very own guardian angel to watch over you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:03:51 2015 No.13727311 >>13727286 sl8 b8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:05:05 2015 No.13727315 >>13727306 Pic unrelated, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:05:33 2015 No.13727316 >>13727306 I want to corrupt her with my dick and cuddle afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:06:07 2015 No.13727319 >>13727298 Sure, it's most likely bait, but I fail to see how he's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:06:10 2015 No.13727320 >>13727311 It's not bait if it's a true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:06:41 2015 No.13727322 File: 97 KB, 303x500, Angel_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727287 >http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h Ah of course. How foolish of me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:07:30 2015 No.13727325 >>13727306 oppai loli a shit a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:09:58 2015 No.13727332 holy shit that last thread went fast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:10:20 2015 No.13727334 I want a golem to time travel from the future to rape me! Later, I want a golem to time travel from the future to protect me from a metal slime that time traveled from the future to rape me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:10:52 2015 No.13727336 >>13727325 Oppai loli is perfectly fine regular loli is a flaming pile of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:12:17 2015 No.13727338 >>13727336 >liking loli at all Plebs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:12:42 2015 No.13727339 >>13727325 >>13727336 You both suck and should go die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:13:27 2015 No.13727341 File: 234 KB, 569x770, 1435965972364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This pic from the last thread, I feel like playing Dishonored again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:13:37 2015 No.13727342 >>13727336 >>13727338 I'm fine with almost all varieties of loli.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:14:05 2015 No.13727344
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>Be working in the Imperial sewers, knee deep in shit and grime and god knows what else
>You hate the job, but figure somebody's got to do it, and Nelson has a nice pint waiting for you topside when your shift is over
>A lot of the others have stopped working entirely or come down armed these days, rumors of a new breed of Mamano having started up since the plague began to ravage the city
>Thankfully nobody you know has come down with the horrible malaise, yourself included
>Grunt as you finish tightening the last screw on the pipe, the rushing water roaring through the new indoor plumbing
>As you grin at the idea of some 'fair lady' with a toilet stamped with a rose marveling at the wonders of indoor plumbing, you can hear a skittering noise with squeaks, and it's getting louder
>Bricks and dirt break away as the first attackers appear, mange-ridden rodent girls pouring out like a verminous river
>The first spots you, locking beady red eyes onto yours as you grip the large monkey wrench tighter. It was at least 2' long and weighed a good ten pounds, it could do some damage
>"Man-thing in-in the warren! Attack!" She yells as they begin to surge at you
>Swing and swing and swing, your bludgeon connecting with combatants and sending them kareening with bruised heads and terrified shrieks
>You can hear them comparing you to an Ogre and the sewers are beginning to smell acrid with fear musk
>Just as you're about to lift the wrench up, jade lightning crackles and shocks you, seding fireworks of agony up your entire body as you scream
>An older rodent girl is hobbling into view now, her grey fur differentiating her from the rest, muddy white robes hiding most of her body
>She has the horns of a ram as she glowers at you and gives a dismissive wave of her hand
>Through a lucid fever dream you can hear the skittering horde carrying you along their tunnels and into the 'Seer's' workshop
>You silently pray for your Mother as the band of rat girls throws you into a cage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:16:17 2015 No.13727349 >>13727344 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:16:25 2015 No.13727351 >>13727336 >oppai loli loving faggot calling anything shit Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:16:43 2015 No.13727353 Is kitsoviet kill again? I heard she was writing more spanking kumiho but that was a long time ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:17:01 2015 No.13727355 >>13727344 Why is this giving me flashbacks to Shinsekai Yori?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:18:24 2015 No.13727356 >>13727353 >she

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:18:25 2015 No.13727357 File: 250 KB, 650x488, 1431812783979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] high speed threads high velocity yeti hugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:18:58 2015 No.13727359 >>13727344 >gray seer skaven girl Oh oh, not good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:20:37 2015 No.13727364 >>13727353 I hope not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:21:04 2015 No.13727365 >>13727356 >not knowing Kitt is a delicious brown loli fox anon plz

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:22:25 2015 No.13727372 >>13727344 He had it coming for not having a small but vicious dog girl for a trusty companion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:24:35 2015 No.13727375 File: 215 KB, 498x372, 2cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727248 >no Tenryuu werewolf. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:26:12 2015 No.13727382 >>13727375 >Tenryuu My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:26:24 2015 No.13727383 >>13727248 >>13727375 Boats are cosplay tier. Plus, they have their own thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:27:38 2015 No.13727385 >>13727382 It's a shame her game is such shit. >>13727383 What's wrong with cosplay tier? Mad that people don't like the thing you like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:28:11 2015 No.13727388 >>13727383 >Boats are cosplay tier I'm ambivalent to them in general, but where do you think we are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:29:41 2015 No.13727392 >>13727383 >Boats Shipgirls are olev.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:31:55 2015 No.13727397 File: 2.58 MB, 2828x1000, 863de8c23b559edff2292309b2d75908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727383 Muh abyssals

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:32:23 2015 No.13727398 >>13727385 >>13727388 >>13727392 wanting a girl that is literally filled with seamen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:32:25 2015 No.13727399 >>13727383 Boatsluts pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:32:28 2015 No.13727400 >>13727385 >It's a shame her game is such shit. It really is, but that won't stop me from loving her.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:32:32 2015 No.13727401

>>13727344

>Wake up some time later to the Seer rat staring at you, lazily munching on what looks like a mottled black and green chunk of charcoal
>Her eyes light up with a green tinge as she shocks you with green lightning from her finger tips
>Yell at her about what the fuck she's doing, she just grins
"Experimenting"
"The man-thing does feel-feel pain."
>Tell her you have a name, not "man-thing", and that it's Robert C. Fletcher
"The man-thing's name is of no import to Snitchraff the All-Powerful"
>She glares at you when you snigger at her ridiculous name, shocking you again
>Lunge at her, your arms going through the bars trying to grab her handle bar horns and bash her against the metal rods
>She jumps back a little too soon and whips her scaled tail around, slapping you painfully
"Man-thing is too angry."
"But will feel good soon-soon."
>Tell her to piss off back to where ever she's from, much to her amusement. She has a pair of black furred rat girls take your clothes and tells you to sleep for the upcoming festivities
>Sleep doesn't come easily, the coarse hay making for a shitty bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:33:17 2015 No.13727403 I'll just come back when we're off page one and /jp/ leaves us the fuck alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:33:19 2015 No.13727404 I welcome boatsluts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:33:53 2015 No.13727406 Originally I was kinda excited when KC said he was going to do "Deep Ones" and lovecraftian inspired girls, but after looking into Lovecraft himself I'd prefer KC not touch that...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:34:52 2015 No.13727408 >>13727401 You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:34:57 2015 No.13727409 >>13727397 I want to tie Hoppou down and cuddle the fuck out of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:35:27 2015 No.13727413 >>13727406 Don't be a pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:35:34 2015 No.13727417 >"You've received a new quest card" >It's just a card for a date with the lonely guildmistress

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:36:00 2015 No.13727419 >>13727401 Ask her what she was eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:36:14 2015 No.13727420 >>13727406 >Wants deep ones >Doesn't know lovecraft Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:36:17 2015 No.13727421 >>13727406 Yo don't want to be the father of thousands of star spawn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:36:18 2015 No.13727422 >>13727406 Don't be a fag, Why do you want your sanity anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:36:51 2015 No.13727425 >>13727413 >>13727420 >>13727421 >>13727422 It was just looking into him he was a major racist and even wrote a poem called "On the Creation of Niggers" and I don't think KC should associate himself with that garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:37:21 2015 No.13727429 >>13727401 >Fletcher That's no proper name for a citizen of the Empire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:37:24 2015 No.13727430 >>13727404 Boatsluts a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:37:36 2015 No.13727432 >>13727408 It'll be a little bit before the next one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:37:48 2015 No.13727434 >>13727397 >That one on the far right with the mask. Too cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:37:49 2015 No.13727435 >>13727425 KC couldn't get much worse anon, it'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:37:51 2015 No.13727436 >>13727425 What's wrong with hating niggers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:37:55 2015 No.13727437 File: 4 KB, 210x120, this-kills-the-shitposter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727425 Yeah, nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:38:05 2015 No.13727438 Reminder that the only good abomination is a freshly purged one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:38:15 2015 No.13727441 >>13727425 Don't be silly, his standpoint on race has little bearing on the quality of his work regarding eldritch abominations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:38:25 2015 No.13727443 >>13727425 What, do you want the Lovecraft girls to have the ability to materialize werepups and werekittens out of thin air?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:38:29 2015 No.13727444 >>13727425 Oh you Blacks don't exist in my headcanon, get fucked

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:38:51 2015 No.13727446 >>13727243 Old news dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:39:06 2015 No.13727449 >>13727430 You gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:39:11 2015 No.13727450 >>13727444 >not liking delicious chocolate MGs HAH! Gayyyyyyy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:39:20 2015 No.13727452 >>13727425 There's a reason reason people just take from his work and not his viewpoints.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:40:03 2015 No.13727456 >>13727450 2D brown =/ Niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:40:20 2015 No.13727459 >>13727438 The only good abomination is a happy and pregnant one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:40:25 2015 No.13727460 >>13727449 And you're in the wrong thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:41:02 2015 No.13727461 >>13727437 But you miss half the fun and rage with that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:41:30 2015 No.13727463 >>13727443 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:41:30 2015 No.13727464 >>13727459 But that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:41:58 2015 No.13727469 >>13727425 Damn not even mgt is safe from the reddit exodus.

Writefag-kun Fri Jul 3 21:42:30 2015 No.13727473

>>13727294
You slam the off button on your alarm clock and rub your eyes. You sit up in bed and look over at Rushka's empty bed. She must've had to work this morning, not really a surprise since it's the first day of the founder's festival. You crawl out of bed and walk to your dresser, you dress yourself in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. Your usual summer getup. You look around the room for your shoes since they're not in their usual place. You find one by Rushka's dresser. Weird. While in the vicinity you spot a picture of some guy slipped into the crack between the mirror and the wood. It wasn't there the last time you looked. Did she get a boyfriend?

You feel a tinge of jealousy sink in.

After slipping on your shoes you head downstairs. Your adoptive father is seated at the table. He's a large man with a big bushy beard. He's drinking a cup of coffee and reading the paper.

>"Morning, Anon."

>"Did Rushka already leave?" you ask.

>"Yeah, she said she had to go set up for the festival."

>"I see." you say somewhat dissapointed.

>"You should go say hello to her when you have the time."

No shit old man... She's always hooking you and your friends up with free sweets. Best Sister Ever.

>"I'll see if I can." You say heading for the door.

>"Hey! Don't go getting into any trouble."

>"Alright, don't worry."

You run off out the door and get your bike. You bike into town, everywhere you look there are banners.

"Remember"
"We are the Strong!"
"Justice for the fallen!"

The streets are filled with people, more than usual. When you spot the cafe, you can see your friends arguing over something. Karen sees you and waves you over. you lock up your bike on a street sign and jog over. David and Matthew are apparently arguing about Matthew's heritage.

>"For the last time, my mother was born here! Just beacuse she's an Anubis doesn't mean she's Granian!"

>"So what! You're still a descendant of Grania! How do we know you're not gonna blow up the academy!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:42:39 2015 No.13727474 >>13727425 What people almost always forgot to mention is that he dismissed his racist views as foolish near the end of his life. He also married a jew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:43:02 2015 No.13727477 >>13727444 Too bad, we love MGs too, and just as we take your Girls on a daily basis in the real world, so shall we have our pick of MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:43:08 2015 No.13727478 >>13727469 Did something happen that I'm unaware of?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:44:37 2015 No.13727482 >>13727478 It doesn't matter, let them burn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:44:42 2015 No.13727483 >>13727477 You can have all the 3D whores you want, but sadly for you I don't think many monstergirls are fond of bestiality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:45:12 2015 No.13727486 >>13727477 >Implying mamono mana doesn't make you white any way

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:45:37 2015 No.13727489 >>13727474 >Hates niggers his entire life >as he was dying he drops "it was only a joke lmao why u gotta be so mad?" >people idolize him and his works for generation to come LC confirmed for 10/10 troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:45:37 2015 No.13727490 >>13727477 Anon, please. You don't leave your room for long enough to get a girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:46:04 2015 No.13727493 >>13727478 >>13727483 Can you fags at least duke it out in the ghost thread or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:47:03 2015 No.13727497 >>13727483 >but sadly for you I don't think many monstergirls are fond of bestiality Well, I mean, they could get a mindflayer. Those things like squids, and they could even mindflay them into think they are white. But, hey, what do I know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:47:12 2015 No.13727499 File: 225 KB, 1222x1000, sample-29052768398e30800c227a9f8e561a5d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727460 Says who, you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:47:23 2015 No.13727500 File: 13 KB, 321x271, citationneeded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727474 Yeah I'll need a citation on that, otherwise he's a racist prick and shouldn't be defended

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:47:38 2015 No.13727503

>>13727464
>Not wanting to stick it in her lewd tentacle pussy as she forces you deeper into herself, only letting you go after you've cum inside of her many times
>Not wanting to feel her growing belly as her many children squirm inside of her
>Not wanting to play with and love the cute little horrors she births

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:48:18 2015 No.13727504 >>13727500 Fuck off to tumblr already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:49:10 2015 No.13727511 >>13727499 The fact that they have their own thread does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:49:16 2015 No.13727512 File: 468 KB, 1080x1920, 1435974556239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Finished this like 40 mins ago, now working with some Miia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:49:25 2015 No.13727513 >>13727500 Literally any biographical work about him. Read a book, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:49:29 2015 No.13727514 >>13727499 bongo a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:49:35 2015 No.13727515 >>13727500 Were you the one sperging over that Nazi Werewolf in the last thread? Christ, you need thicker skin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:50:22 2015 No.13727519 >>13727503 You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:50:54 2015 No.13727522 >>13727483 Your sisters pussies heal the sting of the hurtful words you fling from the safety of your computer screen. >>13727490 >Black weebs=white weebs I think not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:50:57 2015 No.13727523 >>13727429 More British than actual Empire, Empire. But yeah I can see the disdain if that ruins your immersion I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:51:03 2015 No.13727524 >>13727512 She was right in the gym chapter, it does look indecent. Great work, I was looking forward to some Cerea stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:51:04 2015 No.13727525 >>13727512 Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:51:36 2015 No.13727528 File: 396 KB, 2400x3840, 1AeU0Or.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727512 Your linework is fantastic. It makes your girls look delightfully soft.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:51:38 2015 No.13727529 >>13727515 My thoughts too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:52:10 2015 No.13727532 >>13727253 Might as well. Beats being alone doing nothing all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:52:15 2015 No.13727533 >>13727512 >it's horse pussy >but it's Loen >but it's still horse pussy tho I can't deal with these emotions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:53:11 2015 No.13727537 >>13727511 Tough shit. I don't post them often but I won't stop because of you, since they fit the criteria.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:53:25 2015 No.13727539 >>13727500 Geez, how many shekels do you get for this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:53:26 2015 No.13727540 >>13727512 Where the front pussy at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:54:14 2015 No.13727545 >>13727512 Eww horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:54:53 2015 No.13727548 >>13727537 Well, I didn't expect you to stop shitposting anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:55:12 2015 No.13727550 >>13727512 Delicious implied horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:55:14 2015 No.13727551 >>13727499 i can't pick one, should pick the one with the opposite or the same personality?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:55:58 2015 No.13727553 >>13727497 >implying we want to be white >>13727486 Is vanilla your favorite flavor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:56:20 2015 No.13727555 >>13727540 Wait for coloring anon. Texture-implied front vagoo for extra lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:56:25 2015 No.13727556 File: 226 KB, 700x950, 1434766438398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727519 You see this abomination? I'll kiss her right on the lips and make her feel like the prettiest girl alive!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:56:55 2015 No.13727559 File: 149 KB, 218x265, 1392426588905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727500 Kike please >>13727522 Nigger please

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:57:02 2015 No.13727561 >>13727548 >Shitposting >>13727551 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:57:43 2015 No.13727562 >>13727556 Would burn/10.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:58:03 2015 No.13727565 >>13727559 Coward pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:58:29 2015 No.13727566 >>13727512 Delicious but the tits aren't ridiculous enough to be Cerea

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:58:43 2015 No.13727568 >>13727556 Good man. She seems nice.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:59:02 2015 No.13727569

>>13727553
But after a generation, the blacks won't exist, thanks to mamono mana turning you all into upstanding, fine white citizens and perfect husbandos. Mostly because all momono desire a husband to raise their young. And we all know blacks can't raise their young.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 21:59:25 2015 No.13727570 I want an Alp to lower her head into my breastbone and cry deeply.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:00:07 2015 No.13727572 >>13727556 I want to marry Nyarlothotep-chan! Do you think she likes cuddling?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:00:15 2015 No.13727573 >>13727556 Would go to sleep in her squishy embrace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:00:23 2015 No.13727574 >>13727570 I want to comfort an Alp and let her know that I'll always be there for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:00:27 2015 No.13727575 >>13727569 >>13727486 Uncle Ruckus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:00:54 2015 No.13727576 >>13727556 but she is all meaty and bones are poking out, i don't if I could man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:01:00 2015 No.13727577 >>13727569 >based MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:01:18 2015 No.13727578 >>13727575 Now there was a good nigga. a white nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:01:39 2015 No.13727580 >>13727570 I want to bully an Alp by cumming inside her butt repeatedly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:01:50 2015 No.13727583 >>13727497 I can think of one...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:01:56 2015 No.13727585 >>13727562 The only things that'll be burning are her lips and her ladyparts when I tell her that I love her! >>13727568 >>13727572 >>13727573 These guys get it >>13727576 So? You're all meaty and boney as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:02:26 2015 No.13727587 The fuck are you faggots doing now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:02:44 2015 No.13727588 >>13727585 Oh well, have fun going mad I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:02:50 2015 No.13727589 >>13727561 >Shipposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:02:51 2015 No.13727590 >>13727569 Based demonic energy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:03:42 2015 No.13727595 >>13727587 Crashing this thread with no survivors

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:03:54 2015 No.13727596 >>13727587 Us? What the fuck are you doing?

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:04:03 2015 No.13727597 [DELETED]

>>13727569
HA, haven't heard that a million times. Would you like to have dinner with the fam? Fried Chicken and watermelon and delicious grape soda while we watch Tyler Berry's masterwork, Madea Goes to Jail. After, we'll dance to the beat of drums beneath the stars and I shall christen your mother's womb with my seed, uniting our tribes as one.

4chan racist pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:04:05 2015 No.13727598 >>13727585 >So? You're all meaty and boney as well. Yeah I'm made of meat and bones but they are not all poking out and all gooey. Does she like when you lick her exposed bones?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:04:51 2015 No.13727601 File: 315 KB, 650x851, 1385864001090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727587 Posting monstergirls, don't you see?

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:06:27 2015 No.13727606
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What if you are part of a Monster girl's harem

not some shitty pseudo-harem anime stuff

The REAL deal

the kind a king or an emperor has

Good food and booze and fancy clothing is guaranteed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:06:55 2015 No.13727608 >>13727597 >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:07:16 2015 No.13727611 >>13727597 >Still living in tribes And no one was suprised that day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:07:33 2015 No.13727613 >>13727606 Immortan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:07:35 2015 No.13727614 >>13727569 And mamono don't give shit about raising kids past age 5, maybe, so they're perfect for us niggers. I wouldn't't be surprised if we niggrefied them instead. Black don't crack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:08:18 2015 No.13727619 >>13727606 >being part of the harem How pleb can one man possibly be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:08:23 2015 No.13727620 >>13727606 Nah. I'm good. I don't want one myself, so fuck some slut that wants one of her own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:09:11 2015 No.13727624 >>13727606 Haram

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:09:24 2015 No.13727626 File: 873 KB, 1024x1280, 1435711057870.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:09:31 2015 No.13727628 /mgg/ - nigger jokes and boatfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:09:48 2015 No.13727629 >>13727608 >>>/pol/ >>>/b/ >>>/stormfront/ >>>/internet tough guy clubhouse/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:09:58 2015 No.13727631 >>13727614 >sluts from a young age >don't work >ruin everything You might be on to something...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:10:05 2015 No.13727632 >>13727606 I want to bite a Harpy's nose!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:10:31 2015 No.13727638 >>13727606 >part of a Monster girl's harem Fuck that noise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:10:42 2015 No.13727639 >>13727628 Niggers are already a joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:10:59 2015 No.13727643 >>13727628 It's /jp/ raiding us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:11:03 2015 No.13727644 There is literally everything wrong with being a racist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:11:08 2015 No.13727646 >>13727606 I'm really needy so I would hate having to share a monstergirl that liked me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:11:34 2015 No.13727647 >>13727614 >Niggrefied My sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:11:36 2015 No.13727648 >>13727626 Those whiskers still look dumb, otherwise it's a great picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:11:39 2015 No.13727649 >>13727631 At least they're good looking. Saying that they look like monkeys would be an insult for the Kakuens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:11:58 2015 No.13727651 Janitor please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:12:27 2015 No.13727652 >>13727649 I suppose that's a fair point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:12:39 2015 No.13727653 >>13727651 Janitor is dead and we killed him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:12:48 2015 No.13727654 >>13727651 Not enough headpats ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:13:04 2015 No.13727656 File: 894 KB, 1000x1876, What if Immortan Joe was a weeb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727606 >"WHERE ARE MY 5 HUSBANDOS?" >"I WANT THEM BACK, THEY ARE MY PROPERTY"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:13:30 2015 No.13727658 >>13727629 >>>/Internet safe space/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:14:00 2015 No.13727660 >>13727606 "No"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:14:44 2015 No.13727661 >>13727614 >And mamono don't give shit about raising kids past age 5, maybe, so they're perfect for us niggers You win this round.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:14:55 2015 No.13727662 >>13727639 Could say the same about you. Thanks for working hard and building everything whlie we fuck your wives and daughters in the shade, sipping on 40's bought with welfare money. Ain't never gonna work no sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:15:16 2015 No.13727663 >>13727644 >rape: A-OK >racism: Nah man Oh /mgt/, never change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:15:33 2015 No.13727665 >>13727656 I HAD A SISTER! I HAD A LITTLE BABY SISTER! AND SHE WAS PERFECT! PREFECT IN EVERY WAY!

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:15:47 2015 No.13727667

>you send mushy love letters to your kitsune soldier waifu
>she replies with extremely lewd ones, telling you how she can't wait to fuck you senseless when she gets home
> the letters stop, later you find out she was killed by a filthy fascist dogwaifu
>And now your kitsune friend is trying to seduce you...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:16:13 2015 No.13727669 >People biting the bait this hard Fucking kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:16:41 2015 No.13727672 >>13727658 What 4chan used to be for you? Too bad you are never getting it back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:17:30 2015 No.13727673 >>13727515 It probably is. Guy should just go to tumblr if he finds us "problematic". Besides, Lovecraft wrote this shit in the 1930s. What was that anon expecting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:17:45 2015 No.13727676 >>13727672 Oh, you're a newfriend! Why didn't you just say so?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:17:52 2015 No.13727677 >>13727611 Something wrong with tribes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:18:23 2015 No.13727678 >>13727669 >Fucking kill yourselves. Then I can come back as chubby Alp Lich and be the best senpai!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:18:56 2015 No.13727681 >>13727662 What is this, /b/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:19:09 2015 No.13727682 >>13727676 Try harder you candlejacking cockmong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:19:48 2015 No.13727685 File: 3.19 MB, 2000x2500, 1429248348635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love apophis!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:20:09 2015 No.13727688 >>13727682 Ok. Enjoy your first day mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:20:42 2015 No.13727691 >>13727685 Aboobis > Apophis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:20:58 2015 No.13727692 >>13727685 I want to slap those titties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:21:32 2015 No.13727695 >>13727643 This. The board is moving fast so there are more people posting than usual, plus the fact that /jp/ is eternally ass ravaged that we're here for some reason. Its almost been a year at this point, you'd think they would get over it by now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:21:57 2015 No.13727697 >>13727681 See >>13727436 >>13727444 >>13727559 Apparently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:22:24 2015 No.13727700 What happened to the last thread? Was it THAT bad it had to be deleted?

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:22:24 2015 No.13727701

>>13727401
>>13727401

>There's a presence beside you, your eyes fluttering open
>The Seer brought an entire horde of her ilk with her this time, the rat girls all panting and red in the face, their tails swishing agitated as their leader gives you a look of pure filth
"Bind-bind the man-thing."
>Claw-like hands grasp at your arms and legs as she holds up a chunk of the green and black stone, dropping it into your mouth and stimulating your Adam's apple to force you to swallow
>It scorches you like fire, your stomach knotting as if it threatened to burn a hole in your mid-section
>The various rat-girls are laughing sheepishly as you thrash with increasing strength, green tinged veins pulsing as more of the irradiated stone rushes through your bloodstream
>Most noticeable is the fact that your member is standing at full mast and growing in size and width
>You were already well endowed at a full 9" aroused, but your cock reminds you of something you'd see a horse to have, the Seer clapping to silence her minions
"Only temporary, the man-thing must be ready-ready for the first event. Call in... The Ogre."
>There's a stomping noise now, heavy footsteps as the aforementioned Ogre stomps into view
>She's a massive rat-girl, standing easily above you at 10', her heavily muscled body making you think more of the Ettins of old than a rodent mamano
>Her face is just as flushed as the rest as she grasps your engorged, throbbing weapon in one clawed hand and positions you towards her folds
>The heat coming off of her grasping sheath is immense as the Ogre lets out a guttural moan, descending on you, putting her weight on your hips
>It couldn't have been a comfortable fit for her, the walls of her insides grasping you like a glove
>Slowly, she begins to move, bouncing up and down on your pelvis and making it ache with her massive weight. You erupt soon after, splattering out a massive river of muddy white fluid out of her gouged out pussy
>The Seer smiles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:22:37 2015 No.13727704 >>13727344 >>13727401 >Skaven girl holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:23:03 2015 No.13727706 >>13727700 Nope, board speed ramped up into overdrive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:23:20 2015 No.13727709 >>13727700 It wasn't deleted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:23:36 2015 No.13727713 >>13727700 It dropped off the face of the board in record time. We still don't know why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:24:12 2015 No.13727717 Thank you, based janitor. >>13727700 Board activity surged up today. Shit was weird. >>13727701 Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:26:28 2015 No.13727723 Janitor I wish you would always stay with us. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:27:32 2015 No.13727730 >>13727701 Oh fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:30:11 2015 No.13727737 Guys, I'm sorry for shitposting and baiting in this thread. I wanted to shitpost and start arguments, and I was wrong for doing it. Please forgive me. What should I do for redemption?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:30:40 2015 No.13727739 >>13727656 This is entirely accurate. Also, fantastic film. Not really a great "Movie" per-se, but an exhilarating experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:31:44 2015 No.13727744 >>13727737 Write a nice story.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:32:03 2015 No.13727746

>>13727701

>She takes a thick dollop of the stuff and flexes her dainty claws, lapping at it greedily and giving a delighted shiver as arcane energy flows into her
>Your cock begins to shrink to its normal size, but shows no inclination of going down, still pulsing with glowing green veins
"With this seed we will build-build our new Empire! We will carve the Horned One's glory into the Underdark of this pathetic man-thing's overworld!"
>She leans in whispering in your ear as a fever pitch torrent of squeaks erupts into the crowd, audible only to you
"We will milk-milk you man-thing until we all have children. You will-will lay the foundation for a new age."
"Be thankful the Horned One approves."
>Your chest is heaving as the first rat-girl after the Ogre mounts you, bucking her hips like a bronco until you've filled her with your seed, pressing her hips down onto yours and shivering
>Over time, you're being wrung out by the skittering horde as each and every member of the vicious rat-girls has a round of sex with you
>Those who are in queue press their warm sexes into your face, or use your arms and lower legs as a means to masturbate
>The smell of sex and pleasure is overwhelming, the stone digesting in your stomach ensuring you never go flaccid or run out of juice
>You can't even tell how much time has passed until the last rat-girl's body is quivering on top of your exhausted and bruised hips, giving a contented squeak as she joins the rest in the giant cuddle pile around you
>But she's not the last, there's still one more, and you can see her dripping wet folds lowering themselves to your glistening red mushroom head

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:32:04 2015 No.13727747 >>13727667 >Break down into tears knowing that my waifu most likely died a cold, lonely painful death, scared to tears >Months later, go on a date with the kitsune friend >Break down crying again, talking about how it just isn't the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:32:11 2015 No.13727749 >>13727737 Alp and become the thread cumdump

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:33:01 2015 No.13727751 >>13727744 That one sounds really difficult. >>13727749 This one sounds easier, I'll take this redemption path instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:33:48 2015 No.13727752 >>13727737 take a matango as a wife because even the lowest of mgs deserve love

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:36:24 2015 No.13727758 >>13727444 Fine, I'll keep all the sassy black MGs to myself. Black girls have the best asses anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:39:32 2015 No.13727763 >>13727752 >Haremlord of the Matangos Can we really trust one Anon with that much power?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:40:13 2015 No.13727764 >>13727746 Living the dream

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:44:19 2015 No.13727777 Would you prefer your monstergirl waifu to have big breasts or a big ass?

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:44:26 2015 No.13727778

>>13727746

>The Seer gives you a soft sigh as she sinks down onto you, daintily, as if she doesn't actually want to hurt you
>You grunt reflexively, feeling the urge to come inside already, but the flow of semen is cut off when her scaled tail wraps around your cock in a constrictor binding
"Not yet-yet, man-thing."
>She folds herself on top of your body and begins to jack herself backwards laterally on top of you, caressing your chest with her hands and whimpering softly as your enhanced cock surges in and out of her depths
>Ask her why she's being so gentle all of a sudden, when earlier she was a complete cunt to you
>She gives you a small smile and laps gently at your cock, laugh-squeaking when your eyelids flutter from the sudden stimulation
"The Horned One demands you be given a pleasurable release, husband man-thing."
>Brings herself up, grabbing at her petite breasts, she's not quite riding you cowgirl yet, grinding her hips into yours and sucking at your cock's head with her vaginal muscles
"I am to be-be the mother of the Horned Seers. You will become Legend, even among men. We will conquer much-much in your name, and the Horned One's. In time-time, Men will forget you."
>She speeds up, lightly slapping her hips up and down, her breathing speeding up until she finally climaxes, pushing your cock's head as deep as it will go near her cervix, not letting a single drop escape as you release a final load into her
>Weeks later, you're tied to a make-shift throne of wood and leather, the Seer bouncing on your cock
>Her gravid stomach is swelling with your young, as are those of the skittering horde of rat-girls
>They've begun to treat you with a sort of religious reverence, and you don't go unfed or without drink
>It's all laced with the corrupted stone, and you can feel your body slowly changing, becoming an Incubus
>Each of them has your hands stroke their stomachs for a blessing from the Horned One
>But you've stopped thinking long ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:45:19 2015 No.13727781 >>13727777 Both

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:46:05 2015 No.13727784 >>13727777 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:47:30 2015 No.13727791 >>13727777 Definitely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:47:45 2015 No.13727793 >>13727777 Big tail pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:47:54 2015 No.13727794 >>13727777 Either. Although, too big on either one is bad, so they have to be within reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:48:03 2015 No.13727796 >>13727777 Absolutely

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:48:35 2015 No.13727800 >>13727777 Big Throbbing Spadetails

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:48:55 2015 No.13727802 >>13727778 Very nice!

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:49:34 2015 No.13727804

>>13727667
>You'll never exchange letters with your waifu while you're deployed in the frontlines
>Her letters, always lewd while still being lovey dovey, will never always bring a smile to your face
>Your letters will never reciprocate her feelings, equally lewd and lovey dovey
>She'll never notice that you suddenly stopped sending letters
>She'll never get insanely worried about you to the point of not being able to sleep well for months
>She'll never get a letter from you just as she's about to assume the worst and break down in tears
>She'll never get a glimpse of hope as she opens your letter, but quickly fall into confusion as she reads them
>She'll never notice how your letters have become shorter and briefer, with extremely shaky writing, sentences struggling to make sense, not to mention how your letters took longer and longer to arrive
>She'll never be overjoyed to see you at the door as you finally come back home from your deployment, hugging you tightly as soon as she sees you
>She'll never inquire why you took so long to write home, as she was scared to mo end
>She'll never realize what happened when she stares deeply into your eyes, only to find no glow or emotion to them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:52:27 2015 No.13727809 >>13727778 >>Ask her why she's being so gentle all of a sudden, when earlier she was a complete cunt to you Sudden unexplained character 180s really piss me off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:52:49 2015 No.13727810 >>13727804 Time for the ol' healin' MGs are supposedly known for.

Writefag-kun Fri Jul 3 22:52:49 2015 No.13727811

>>13727473
>"David, why are you giving Matt such a hard time? Just being a descendant isn't going to lead to him killing people." you say.

>"You don't get it man! You don't know what it's like to lose family! It's people like him that killed my Dad!"

>"It's not like I'm directly responsible you asshole!"

>"Will you guys quit it? Look what you're doing to Jessica!" Karen shouts.

The frail black sheep is sitting in the chair with her hands to her ears and her eyes shut tight. You walk over to her side.

>"You alright, Jessy?"

She shakes her head.

Jessy's parents were killed when she was young. She and a bus full of passengers were taken hostage, they executed her parents right in front of her. It was just moments before soldiers burst in and rescued the rest of the hostages. Out of 23 people, 7 were left.

>"Whatever, I'm not going to hang around you fucking traitors." David storms off.

You watch as he goes. You feel rage swell inside you, but bury it.

>"Fucken hell man." Matt sulks, "It's not my fault."

Your head is killing you, you squeeze the grip of your rifle and grunt.

>"What's wrong, Colonel?" Rushka asks you.

>"I'm not sure, it's like my head is melting."

>"Do you want me to call the medic?"

>"No, I'm fine."

>"The phrases, 'my brain is melting' and 'I'm fine' don't really mix, Colonel."

>"I said I'm fine, so just drop it."

>"If you're unfit for duty, I don't want you stressing yourself."

>"I said I'm fine."

>"I know what you said, I'm jus-"

>"My Fuhrer." the captain says.

>"Yes Schufer?"

>"You should have a look at this."

Rushka eyes you before she heads into the darkness. You're left alone with Lieutenant Bakarov and the Medic by the lantern. There are 7 hours left. However, you find it feels like it's been a longer. Something about this place keeps messing with your head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:53:55 2015 No.13727812 >>13727777 A big butt, I suppose. But this is waifus we're talking about here. I'd still be happy if she was flat as a board in both aspects

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:54:22 2015 No.13727813 File: 93 KB, 600x631, 1435369095659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727809 I wouldn't say her using you as a dickthrone and semen dispenser is a 180 in character. But to each his own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:55:00 2015 No.13727814 File: 513 KB, 1137x1498, wP6crVB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727777 Big fluffy tail.

>>	Writefag-kun Fri Jul 3 22:55:55 2015 No.13727815 >>13727811 Yeah I'm done for the night I'm a lot more tired than I realized. Night Anons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:55:59 2015 No.13727816 File: 1.93 MB, 1600x2600, Best_Monster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727793

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:56:00 2015 No.13727817 >>13727813 I guess in just general attitude. Suddenly treating you like a husband rather than a dildo they stole from the sewerage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:56:25 2015 No.13727819 Apophis can't handle the cold, she's from the desert

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:56:44 2015 No.13727820 >>13727815 Good to see you continue it! Can't wait for more.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:58:26 2015 No.13727822
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>>13727817

... S-sorry for pissing you off then. I didn't mean to. I was just trying to vent building up pressure from procrastinating into something since people apparently wanted to be used like a dildo by rat girls.

Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:58:31 2015 No.13727823 >>13727819 B-but the thing about deserts is that they get really hot during the day and really cold during the night. She has some way to cope with the cold and this isn't actually a ploy to just get me to cuddle her right?

>>	Writefag-kun Fri Jul 3 22:59:20 2015 No.13727825 >>13727820 Sorry I haven't been updating much. I'm gonna try to write some more soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 22:59:56 2015 No.13727826 >>13727815 Good night and thanks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:00:36 2015 No.13727827 >>13727822 I'm not him, but I liked most of it, so good job. Rat types are pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:01:02 2015 No.13727828 >>13727823 You are a smart one, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:01:07 2015 No.13727829 >>13727822 It's okay, you don't have to appeal to everyone because that's impossible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:02:13 2015 No.13727831 >>13727822 No. You shall forever wallow in the knowledge that you mildly irritated one anon with your posting. I mean like 99% of it was fine, it was just that 1%.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:03:56 2015 No.13727833 File: 142 KB, 800x1000, crow_book.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727829 this guy gets it

>>	Spoonfeeder Fri Jul 3 23:04:08 2015 No.13727835 >>13727478 SJWs attacking their own (as usual) led a bunch of Redditards to leave it and come here since shitposters have made 4chan mainstream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:05:03 2015 No.13727837 >>13727823 >violently shivering Apophis hugs you tight in winter >as she curses how Canadians can live in this weather

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:05:38 2015 No.13727839 >>13727833 >You will never be a cute bishounen who constantly has to deal with Monster Girls thinking you want to be pegged when you just want a nice romantic romance with a nice dominant girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:06:37 2015 No.13727842 >>13727819 I want to provide heat for snake church.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:06:39 2015 No.13727843 File: 129 KB, 479x1127, 1425226574235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727831 >>13727831

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:07:28 2015 No.13727845 File: 673 KB, 950x820, this artist gained a lot by drawing FF7 characters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727839 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:09:06 2015 No.13727846 File: 162 KB, 640x480, 0392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727835 REDDIT IS SUPPOSEDLY WORTH 6 BILLION DOLLAROOS and I'm still, still, still waiting for the DOT COM 2.0 bubble to burst 9/11 V2.0 tomorrow, according to FOX NEWS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:09:07 2015 No.13727847 >>13727839 >You will never be a cute bishounen Good. Fuck this gay shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:09:19 2015 No.13727848 >>13727839 I want to be a bishounen and have a big strong monstergirl to protect my smile!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:12:13 2015 No.13727851 The Monstars come to MGC and challenge you to a intergalactic game of b-ball to decide Earth future. What is your starting 5 monster girls that you select to try to defeat them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:14:30 2015 No.13727856 >>13727851 Amazon, Ogre, Wight, caffeinated Dormouse, and a Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:14:32 2015 No.13727857 How the hell do you preserve your virginity in MGC being a bishounen? Is it even possible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:14:44 2015 No.13727858 >>13727851 Cockatrice Kakuen Cheshire Amazon Kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:15:33 2015 No.13727863 >>13727857 Have a childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:16:16 2015 No.13727865 >>13727851 Alp Alp #2 Alp #3 Alp #4 Alp #5 This should be easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:16:43 2015 No.13727867 >>13727857 Be a bishounen that kills people and takes their hands whenever the urge overtakes you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:17:36 2015 No.13727869 >>13727851 Oni Jinko Shaq Wendigo Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:17:43 2015 No.13727870 File: 143 KB, 1498x707, 1435788880332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727858 >Cockatrice >She will never MEEP MEEP while playing B-Ball Goddamnit Lawyer-chan and ACME Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:17:51 2015 No.13727873 >>13727865 Are they alpazons? Kunoichalps?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:18:25 2015 No.13727876 >>13727863 You need a powerful monstergirl as childhood friend then, and I don't think any of them could be years without touching you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:18:32 2015 No.13727878 >>13727869 >Shaq >Not Jordan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:18:48 2015 No.13727880 >>13727867 Despite being a David Bowie lookalike, Kira wasn't exactly a bishie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:19:12 2015 No.13727881 >>13727873 No, just regular stuttering awkward Alps.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:22:24 2015 No.13727887

Hey guys, i started reading Lanternon's story, i'm not even 3 chapters in and i can practically taste the feels already, i have the bad feeling that it is going to end in one of those forced "It's for the best" endings.

How depressed am i going to be if i keep reading?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:22:55 2015 No.13727889 >>13727857 Befriend some paladins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:23:36 2015 No.13727891 >>13727887 Frustrated because Victor just encountered an opponent he can't beat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:24:03 2015 No.13727892 >>13727881 at halftime do you give them a bottle full of anon's secret stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:24:58 2015 No.13727894 >>13727889 Then you will have a paladin stalking and lusting for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:25:51 2015 No.13727897 >>13727892 No, just a normal pep talk and maybe offer them a massage and replace their sweaty shirts and sweaty spats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:25:57 2015 No.13727898 >>13727857 I want to be a bishounen in MGC that monstergirls will look at and growl in frustration because they can smell my potential to turn into an alp!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:27:20 2015 No.13727904 >>13727898 Pretending to be an Alp or an Alp in the making is probably the best way to avoid getting raped. Just make sure you don't go full alp. Never go full alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:27:52 2015 No.13727905 >>13727846 >still waiting for the DOT COM 2.0 bubble to burst TPP may help that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:28:21 2015 No.13727907 >>13727898 What potential. If you are not gay you won't turn into an Alp no matter how bishounen you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:28:24 2015 No.13727908 >>13727842 What;s the only thing missing from snake church? Your body heat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:30:54 2015 No.13727913 File: 951 KB, 700x935, 1435116896227.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727908

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:32:23 2015 No.13727914 >>13727913 I don't want to go to snake church.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:34:01 2015 No.13727918 >>13727914 do you wish to go to cow mosque with moohammad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:35:32 2015 No.13727922 >>13727914 I'll go for both of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:37:32 2015 No.13727927 >>13727918 Can I just not go to a monster girl church at all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:38:48 2015 No.13727928 File: 571 KB, 2054x2215, meepmeepfromdowntown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727870

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:39:03 2015 No.13727929 >>13727927 You can go to a human church and then die from boredom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:39:17 2015 No.13727930 >>13727606 Pet Shop pls go. Your Stand and Geb both flared up my autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:41:04 2015 No.13727939 >>13727929 I don't want to go to church at all. I just want to stay home alone and shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:42:59 2015 No.13727942 >>13727928 She's ready to slam some bitches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:43:23 2015 No.13727945 >>13727939 I have bad news for you, there is also a shitpost church.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:43:35 2015 No.13727947 >>13727913 I like the bottom one, but that multi-tail bugs the shit out of me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:43:48 2015 No.13727948 >>13727913 I always blush at the >What's missing from Snake Ch__ch? >U R! I love it when Monster Girls make me feel special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:44:32 2015 No.13727949 Door to door adder day saints

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:44:38 2015 No.13727950 >>13727945 Well who the fuck would make a shitpost church?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:45:25 2015 No.13727954 >>13727851 I want a Kakuen to destroy Manhattan with a chaos dunk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:47:02 2015 No.13727961 >>13727887 Which one? The paladin story is still ongoing, but his first story was really good I found the ending frustrating because the "villain" really deserved his revenge and a happy ending

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:47:37 2015 No.13727963 >>13727948 What if one were to call her her precious cute man and that your smile is the greatest thing in the world?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:47:52 2015 No.13727965 >>13727928 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:48:08 2015 No.13727968 >>13727950 Cheshires

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:49:09 2015 No.13727972 >>13727963 Well that'd make me feel really special and I'd be reduced to stuttering worse than an alp and be putty in her hands, or claws or whatever she has.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:49:30 2015 No.13727974 >>13727968 God damn fucking faggot cats ruining everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:50:21 2015 No.13727978 Yandere Ryu

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:50:48 2015 No.13727981

>>13727887
>>13727961
To add to that, the MC gets his happy ending though, so I guess that's something.

I hope Victor gets the same, and doesn't get corrupted or any bullshit like that at the end. The last story implied that if you're against superpowered rapists then you're a bad guy, which is fucking stupid so I hope he sticks to his values throughout.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:50:54 2015 No.13727982 >>13727978 Street Fighter Ryu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:51:06 2015 No.13727983 >>13727963 Spaghetti everywhere.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:51:16 2015 No.13727984

>>13727961
I'm reading the one in the Pastebin, not sure how many stories does Lanternon has.

The one i'm reading just seems too feely and i'm afraid it's going to end in some sort of sad status quo or with everyone just giving up and keeping away from the MC, i really don't want that kind of feel and will stop reading if it is like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:51:54 2015 No.13727988 >>13727928 Damn it Cockatrice, that's traveling!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:53:44 2015 No.13727995 >>13727984 Val gets a nice ending, don't worry. Another character doesn't, and he deserved it more than Val, so that can be frustrating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:55:38 2015 No.13727999 >>13727978 Yandere Ryuu is a no-fly zone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 23:59:27 2015 No.13728012 Would you marry a dragonfly girl with an estimated lifespan of 25 years?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:00:11 2015 No.13728015 >>13727963 Mutter "No I'm not, stop lying" while curling up into a ball and blushing my face off.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:00:12 2015 No.13728016
File: 642 KB, 3095x1381, teachingthebasics.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13727858
>>13727869
Didn't know if you wanted married or unmarried wendigo. I wonder if a married wendigo counts as two people.
>>13727988
I suppose they wouldn't know of such violations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:00:31 2015 No.13728018 File: 405 KB, 737x1200, Kikimora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder to headpat your Kikis, because they are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:01:01 2015 No.13728023 >>13727978 [x] Lick reverse scale

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:01:38 2015 No.13728024 >300 posts It begins again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:02:45 2015 No.13728030 >>13727928 >>13728016 Cute as fuck. >>13728024 Hopefully we don't get pushed off as fast as last time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:03:21 2015 No.13728032 I want a Lich to rip my skeleton from my body and turn it into a monstergirl while keeping me alive! And then I want to grow another skeleton so I can do it again! And again!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:04:47 2015 No.13728037 >>13728018 I want to adopt a baby Kiki and PUT MY DICK IN HER!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:05:08 2015 No.13728038 >>13728032 Won't you rather she turn your skeleton into a monstergirl and keep it inside of you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:06:50 2015 No.13728043 >>13728016 that wendigo is so adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:06:54 2015 No.13728044 >>13728038 That would be horrifying. Especially when the skeleton decides to free herself from the confines of my flesh while keeping my brain and eyes intact. Then I. Would be inside. The Skeleton.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:07:54 2015 No.13728048 >>13728018 I don't get why Kikimoras are popular here. they are the most cosplay tier monster ever, Its literally a normal girl in a maid outfit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:08:29 2015 No.13728051 >>13728044 But she loves to be inside of you. You're so warm and soft and your muscles squeeze her juuuuussstttt right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:08:33 2015 No.13728053 File: 737 KB, 1013x1200, 1431033533008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never see a metalhead Gandharva swoon her childhood friend, a jailbait bishie violinist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:09:27 2015 No.13728057 >>13728012 Sure I don't think I even have that much left, so why not

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:09:43 2015 No.13728058 >>13728048 Maid fetish. I play a game whenever someone makes a greentext or a story with a Kiki, where in my head I replace the Kikimora with pretty much any other monstergirl wearing a maid outfit, and see if it still works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:10:57 2015 No.13728062 >>13728053 >be an instrument - playing monster >have no hands WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:11:45 2015 No.13728064 File: 652 KB, 2575x2023, hazukashii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728015

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:12:29 2015 No.13728067 >>13728058 The answer to that question is almost always yes, unless it involves a typically powerful MG like a Vampire, Hellhound or Dragon, because in my mind its too silly to work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:13:44 2015 No.13728071 >>13728064 C-could I request one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:13:50 2015 No.13728072 >>13728016 >>13728064 You're on a roll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:14:02 2015 No.13728073 >>13728062 I just noticed she has little claws on the edges of her wings. Still, it would suck if she wanted to play something like say, a wind instrument.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:16:07 2015 No.13728079 >>13728058 >>13728067 Even when they talk about feathery tails and hands?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:16:10 2015 No.13728080 >>13728073 Gandharva blowjobs confirmed for being terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:17:51 2015 No.13728084 >>13728080 >blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:17:55 2015 No.13728085 >>13728079 That's a rare example anyway, and only happens in the few actually good kiki stories we have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:19:00 2015 No.13728087 >>13728084 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:19:33 2015 No.13728091 File: 49 KB, 365x370, SO FUCKING BASED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728064 I can't believe someone actually did something with that. You're the best anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:21:05 2015 No.13728099 File: 173 KB, 640x600, 1430711323256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be in an arranged marriage to a Skaven princess in order to save my kingdom!

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:22:43 2015 No.13728103

In a world where monsters have to obey the law, how would half the species even survive?

I mean, given the chance to fuck and marry a monster, most people would go for something like a Holstaurus, Werewolf or Succubus. No one would opt for the creepy, slimy giant slug and few would willingly fuck a centaur because they're mostly horse. Although I bet a few farmers in isolated regions would be ecstatic over centaurs existing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:22:52 2015 No.13728105 >>13728099 >Skaven >princess >kingdom I don't think you want to know what a Skaven is really like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:24:37 2015 No.13728110 >>13728103 How would Anon prove in court that a monstergirl drugged him with mamono mana, then raped him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:25:18 2015 No.13728113 >>13728103 That's some special next-level kind of bullshit right there You have no idea how many fetishes and weird sex fantasies some dudes have. /d/ is just the tip of the dickgirl iceberg.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:25:42 2015 No.13728114 >>13727963 Exactly how would a kuudere reach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:26:18 2015 No.13728117 >>13728053 I want to travel with her as a duo and perform for petty change! I want to reward her depending on how much money we make!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:26:21 2015 No.13728118 I want to cuddle up with a Lamia and watch classic movies with her. First up, Jurassic Park, The movie that traumatized me as a child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:26:50 2015 No.13728121 File: 1.41 MB, 2981x3470, anoflyzonewontstopherfromyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727978 >>13727999

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:27:28 2015 No.13728124

>>13728110
So we go for the MGC kangeroo court option? That's bullshit and you know it, especially when the man could just run away from the monster.

Nothing is stopping a captured man from running from half of the monster species when she's sleeping or out of the house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:28:01 2015 No.13728126 File: 15 KB, 177x278, oh baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728121 Holy shit dude nice, more please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:28:16 2015 No.13728128 File: 239 KB, 424x600, 1430432069685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728121 Draw Mouse/Rat Girls!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:28:41 2015 No.13728131 >>13728121 (Dead) whoops not a ryuu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:29:24 2015 No.13728136 >>13728103 Most would have to step up their game, considering they have competition in both more vanilla monstergirls and humans.There would also probably be people trying to undermine them because muh feelings and muh dangerous monsters are scary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:30:51 2015 No.13728142 >>13728128 Christ you're annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:36:48 2015 No.13728156 >>13728121 Oh what why is this deleted? That thumbnail looks so enticing..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:38:04 2015 No.13728160 >>13727403 >posting on /jp/ and not some private chatroom then complaining about the public The circlejerk is real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:39:12 2015 No.13728162 >>13727425 >>13727425 >Muh KC

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:40:22 2015 No.13728165 >>13728160 >>13728162 >replying to three hour old posts I find your retardation far more believable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:40:54 2015 No.13728166 >>13727778 I put this in a pastebin, if you want it: http://pastebin.com/DJgXXBQr

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:41:34 2015 No.13728168 >>13728166 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:41:49 2015 No.13728170 >>13727500 MUH RACISM You fucking nigger. I hope spics rape your significant other, you muhammedian sheep-fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:43:37 2015 No.13728180 >>13728170 What the fuck are you doing anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:44:26 2015 No.13728183 >>13727606 Worst villain

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:44:38 2015 No.13728186 >>13728170 >>13728165 Sometimes, dead is better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:45:26 2015 No.13728190 >>13727644 >not keeping monstergirls from breeding with humans

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:47:08 2015 No.13728196 >>13728190 >MUH PURE BLOODLINE Paladin girl detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:49:53 2015 No.13728206 >>13727403 >l-leave me alone /jp/!!!!! >posts against the whole board publicly Is this nigga serious? Are you guys really this bad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:51:51 2015 No.13728213 >>13728206 Did it take you this long to ban evade? Seriously, leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:51:57 2015 No.13728215 >>13728206 You don't want that answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:52:31 2015 No.13728217 >>13728206 You're the one sperging over a single persons post, but whatever floats your boat schnookums.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:53:44 2015 No.13728221 >>13728160 >>13728162 >>13728170 >>13728206 Not even trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:54:26 2015 No.13728224 >>13728213 Ban evade what? >>13728217 Well we're not the ones who started it. What do I have to do with his retarded separatist post to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:57:17 2015 No.13728232 >>13727512 That's awesome! Cerea looks sexy and adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:58:21 2015 No.13728235 >>13728221 Now you know what to ignore. Moving on, what do you think the next monstergirl will be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 00:59:23 2015 No.13728239 >>13728235 Loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:00:05 2015 No.13728244 >>13728215 All I've posted, and all I'm asking is... Are you guys really THIS bad? And I didn't get a clear and sane answer so far, except for yours...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:00:32 2015 No.13728245 >>13727928 >>13727870 Completely fucking adorable. Great art!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:01:57 2015 No.13728251 >>13728239 I will eat my hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:03:02 2015 No.13728256 >>13728235 The yellow queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:03:38 2015 No.13728261 >>13728016 >>13728064 There's some extremely good art in this thread! Which monstergirl would be best at making you feel special and blush? What about during sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:05:30 2015 No.13728268 >>13728251 No you won't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:05:52 2015 No.13728270 >>13728261 Lamia and Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:06:08 2015 No.13728272 >>13728261 An amazon or a wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:07:04 2015 No.13728277 >>13728235 Some 'evil' chick like Mindflayer, and with the husband-transforming ability too since he's covering that fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:07:10 2015 No.13728278 >>13728261 Definitely Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:08:29 2015 No.13728280 >>13728244 Told you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:09:27 2015 No.13728283 >>13728261 Jabberwock. One mouth to whisper loving words while the other two lick and make you squirm in her grasp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:10:12 2015 No.13728286 >>13728261 Blushing is for queers and women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:12:24 2015 No.13728291 >>13728283 Do want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:20:41 2015 No.13728315 >>13728286 True that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:25:47 2015 No.13728327 File: 148 KB, 828x900, mudkip_girl_by_derlaine8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey Anon, do you like me?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:26:37 2015 No.13728331 >>13728327 >"Nah, Fire Chicken was way better."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:27:00 2015 No.13728333 File: 227 KB, 531x750, 4541242352344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are everyone out partying with their waifus or just sleeping?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:28:57 2015 No.13728340 >>13728333 How can you party with something that isn't real?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:29:23 2015 No.13728341 >>13728333 I want to rub, lick and nibble that tummy. Maybe cum too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:30:52 2015 No.13728344 >>13728340 Your face is not real, Marche.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:32:25 2015 No.13728346 >>13728344 Neither is your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:32:58 2015 No.13728348 >>13728346 I hope you rot in hell Marche you insufferable nihilistic douchebag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:33:50 2015 No.13728350 >>13728235 Praying for Phoenix.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:34:31 2015 No.13728353 >>13728346 You are worse than Marche.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:34:38 2015 No.13728354 >>13728244 The circlejerk is real. Welcome to KS General 2.0.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:35:30 2015 No.13728356 >>13728354 And welcome is Jackass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:43:41 2015 No.13728373 File: 294 KB, 600x800, 1434832424886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tubby Anubby

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:45:13 2015 No.13728375 >>13728373 I think she could stand to lose at least a little bit around her stomach. I will happily help her in such an endeavor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:45:29 2015 No.13728376 >>13728373 She's just pregnant isn't she? Actually kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:46:11 2015 No.13728379 >>13728373 That's not tubby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:51:09 2015 No.13728382 File: 219 KB, 500x376, 1423386366929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, who's ready to dismantle the Order and establish a Matriarchy in which Monster Girls rule? I know I, a normal human male, am, who is with me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:55:01 2015 No.13728389 File: 24 KB, 366x301, aragorn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728382 You have my sword.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:55:20 2015 No.13728390 >>13728382 That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Almost as dumb as hearing a Lilim speak.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:55:47 2015 No.13728391 >>13728382 Eh, I have time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 01:58:38 2015 No.13728395 >>13728382 This unassuming make citizen has a good point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:01:25 2015 No.13728398 >>13728382 Wait a minute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:04:07 2015 No.13728403 File: 128 KB, 554x638, 1432339636017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728390 Let me guess, you believe human boys deserve equal rights, don't you? As your average human male I for one am disgusted by you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:08:23 2015 No.13728409 >>13728403 That disguise is dumber than The Green Lantern's. That demonic energy must make Lilims braindead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:09:04 2015 No.13728411 >>13728409 What disguise are you talking about dude?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:09:32 2015 No.13728412 >>13728409 I think you meant Kent, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:10:25 2015 No.13728415 >>13728411 The stupid little mustache, it's just drawn on with a marker, hell fucking Wurm is smarter than a Lilim. >>13728412 That is also a dumb fucking disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:11:56 2015 No.13728420 >>13728415 Why would you think that's a disguise? I mean that's clearly a human boy and not a Lilim. Can't you tell by the mustache? Monster Girls don't have mustaches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:12:39 2015 No.13728422 >>13728409 That's a real moustache that only a gentleman could have, anon.Are you ok? Do you want to lie down for a bit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:13:13 2015 No.13728423 >>13728420 Yeah, what he said. MGs can't grow mustaches, so clearly that is an average human male.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:16:03 2015 No.13728427 >>13728080 Well, she's got a mouth. And a tongue that she's willing to use. What's the problem?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:18:42 2015 No.13728429 [DELETED]

>>13728415
Dude, not cool. You know Larry can't help his bountiful breasts, childbearing hips, spade tail, demon wings, and aura of Dark Matter that follows him wherever he goes.

He already explained those were due to a glandular problem. You really need to learn to be more tolerant and conscious about other people's medical disorders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:18:50 2015 No.13728430 >>13728422 I'm perfectly fine, you're the one needing a nap if you think that's not a Lilim. I'm not fucking crazy, you're crazy! All of you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:20:06 2015 No.13728435 >>13728430 Seriously man, you need to chill out. You're making Larry feel unwelcome. He can't help it, like >>13728429 said.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:20:14 2015 No.13728436 >>13728430 You know, there's a saying my grand papi used to say: "Only crazy people say that they're not crazy"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:22:53 2015 No.13728441 >>13728430 Anon, you have to admit that a normal person wouldn't speak the way your doing it now. C'mon, apologize to Larry and let's leave this in the past. As friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:24:21 2015 No.13728444 >>13728429 >>13728435 That's a goddamn Lilim for fucks sake! Just like how "Harry" is a goddamn normal woman instead of a Hellhound! You're all crazier than a fucking Cheshire!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:24:26 2015 No.13728445 >>13728430 Now I'm beginning to understand what Larry means when he says that Human Males are bound to go insane and chaotic without the controlling-yet-loving hand of a Monster Girl to tame and dominate them. Not cool to single out Larry like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:25:50 2015 No.13728448 >>13728444 Man*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:27:47 2015 No.13728452 >>13728445 Y'think we should detain him? I mean, look at him >>13728444! He's going mad!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:30:45 2015 No.13728458 >>13728452 Yes, but please dont be too rough. It's not his fault, he is sick.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:31:52 2015 No.13728460 [DELETED]

>>13728444
Dude, are you just going to accuse everyone of being a Monster Girl in disguise? >>13728452 is right, you need to be tied up. I'm sure Andrew will volunteer, he's really good at tying ropes. It's amazing he can do that with that unfortunate huge spider abdomen-shaped growth on his back.

Our Healthcare system really needs to work on fighting off glandular disorders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:32:50 2015 No.13728462 >>13728452 Don't you touch me ya goddamn Kakuen!

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:33:47 2015 No.13728468

>>13728458
We'll try not to roughen him up. But if he starts to act up, we may need to knock him out or use excessive force
I am terribly sorry it had to come to this.

>>13728462
Sir, we're going to have to ask you to calm down.
Please, let's not make this harder on yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:35:43 2015 No.13728473 >>13728468 Larry volunteered to take this guy away once he's tied up. Larry sure is a helpful and nice guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:36:37 2015 No.13728476 This is the weirdest RP I've ever read

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:36:44 2015 No.13728478 >>13728468 Manny get your goddamn paws off of me! Invasion of the body snatchers with MG's when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:38:26 2015 No.13728483 >>13728473 Ah yes, thank you Larry What a pleasant and nice individual. Going out of his way to help the citizens of this establishment. >>13728478 Sir please, you need to calm down. Just breath, alright? Get the tranqs ready. It may come to it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:39:19 2015 No.13728484 >>13728476 Eh, I had a good laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:40:39 2015 No.13728486 >>13728476 Hey, we're at dead hour. And since the American's are doing whatever the heck they do, it may be dead hour for a while So have fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:42:11 2015 No.13728490 Larry is such a swell guy, he knows what's best for us. I think we should make Larry the Leader after we dismantle the Order. Larry would fight for our best interests, I'm sure of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:42:27 2015 No.13728491 >>13728486 American here, masturbating before I sleep. Jerking it to Wights.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:42:57 2015 No.13728493 >>13728403 That mustache looks like smeared shit. Wouldn't put it past ya either

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:43:25 2015 No.13728495 >>13728483 Those aren't tranqs, those are Manticore spines!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:43:48 2015 No.13728497 >>13728490 I'd vote for Larry. I mean, how can you say no to someone who looks out for the bottom feeders

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:45:14 2015 No.13728499 File: 69 KB, 800x800, r204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night everyone. Hold your waifus close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:45:17 2015 No.13728500 >>13728490 You do that, I'm gonna go join the Sunbros. Good thing my Perception is high enough to notice all these monstergirls pretending to be humans. If I'm losing my virginity it's gonna be to a cute wolf girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:46:46 2015 No.13728504 >>13728495 Sir, calm down. You're seeing things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:46:52 2015 No.13728505 File: 77 KB, 736x936, 6d956067fbad1cc8e277c7e8b15db66d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:47:40 2015 No.13728506 >>13728505 Why has no one tried to make Far Side comics with Monstergirls yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:48:05 2015 No.13728507 >>13728506 copyright?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:49:57 2015 No.13728510 >>13728504 No I'm not, you're the one that's not seeing things! Like how those white coats are just a Red Oni and a Manticore wearing revealing uniforms!

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:52:35 2015 No.13728518

>>13728510
Sir. Ah, fuck it. He's too far gone. I'm practically talking to a wall whose lost their marbles
Shoot him. We'll take him to some Asylum and let the creepy docs have their way. Place gives me the creeps. Larry should take him. I'll pay him back I swear!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:53:45 2015 No.13728523 >>13728518 I'm not going to that Yeti filled hellhole!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:54:39 2015 No.13728527 >>13728523 Oh my god he's still conscious. Keep shooting him until he falls. Then double tap

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:56:34 2015 No.13728531 >>13728527 Always double tap

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:57:54 2015 No.13728533

Good evening, this is the MGC midnight news.

Our top story tonight is the Lilim family reunion happening in the Civic convention center, where over a thousand lilim are expected to arrive sometime tomorrow. Due to the danger of random dark matter balls appearing, a perimeter of one mile is being enforced for the safety of citizens. When asked about the large disruption the event taking place in the center would cause, Mayor Tan Uki commented "They're bringing valuable money into our pockets."
The serial hugger case has been solved, a human boy who pranked unsuspecting monster girls with involuntary hugs before running away before sexual relations could occur has been ordered to pay a $1000 fine or date one of his victims.
In sports, rapeball players are demanding the game's rules be changed to allow more boys to rape on the field at once. The reason for this change has been said to be 'it'll be more fun this way.'
The weather for the week is 'Whatever I damn well want it to be' according to our weather ryu, so expect clouds and rain with a chance of thunderstorms. Her dating profile is still up on MGCDate.com, so if any men want to have a go at her go for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 02:57:59 2015 No.13728536 >>13728527 You'll never stop the truth! No but really story about Anon's whole town being replaced with monster girls when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:00:22 2015 No.13728540 >>13728533 No wonder weather Ryu can't get a date with an attitude like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:01:50 2015 No.13728543 >>13728533 Rain every damn day-- someone should really just date the damn girl before people start mistaking this place for London!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:02:36 2015 No.13728546 >>13728543 But this can't be London, we aren't overrun with sandniggers yet!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:03:14 2015 No.13728547 File: 489 KB, 1162x850, 1404452128854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728533 >Lilim family reunion happening in the Civic convention center. Perfect time to call for a grand crusade their all gathered in one place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:03:17 2015 No.13728548 >>13728536 That straight up, or one with a The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street twist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:03:38 2015 No.13728549 >>13728533 Living in MGC would be fun. Hard and frustrating as hell, but overall fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:04:03 2015 No.13728550 >>13728547 Well, you're brave. I'll give you that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:04:23 2015 No.13728551 >>13728549 Hey, it'd keep you active. And entertained

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:04:49 2015 No.13728554 >>13728547 It's a trap you doofus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:05:06 2015 No.13728555 >>13728547 The grand crusade have been reintegrated into being productive members of society. On that note, Punladin, please!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:08:32 2015 No.13728561 >>13728547 Hey, if you're suicidal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:09:14 2015 No.13728563 >>13728547 >Taking on literally over a thousand Lilim >Plus the Demon Lord >Plus her Husband >Plus whatever other servants they have there >With a crusade This is how The Order dies. Good riddance. They always gave humans a bad name.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:11:02 2015 No.13728566

>>13727357

>Be a traveler lost in a blizzard
>Everything looks the same to you and you're panicking
>As you start to wonder if you're going to die out here alone in the cold you barely see someone
>They look like they're running toward you really fast
>Before you know it you're pulled into a hug by a Yeti
>All the cold leaves your body instantly and is replaced with a soothing warmth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:12:12 2015 No.13728568 >>13728566 >In the distance, a Yuki Onna swears under her breath

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:12:38 2015 No.13728569 >>13728547 >Thinking you can take on a thousand Mary Sue's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:14:57 2015 No.13728571 >>13728547 Wouldn't end well. Lilim would be considered Mary Sues by all the other Sues in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:14:59 2015 No.13728572 >>13728568 This is a good point, Yuki Onnas must be at odds with Yetis and Wendigos.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:15:56 2015 No.13728574

>>13728555
I can see it now. A huge lilim convention is happening and the doors burst open, revealing a single furious paladin. He limps in, not because he's injured, there's a kikimora tightly hugging his leg that he's doing his best to ignore. He angrily staggers towards them, brandishing a broom handle and demanding they leave town or he'll be forced to smite them all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:16:37 2015 No.13728575 >>13728569 >>13728571 Well to be fair all the orders hero's would be there also so it evens things out a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:17:20 2015 No.13728577 >>13728572 A man can't even be saved from certain icy doom without a catfight breaking out around him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:17:30 2015 No.13728578 >>13728575 >Believing lies.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:18:51 2015 No.13728580

>>13728572
>Yuki Onna's trying to lead Anon's through blizzards and into their hands
>Damn Wendigo's speaking to them through the cold winds and directing them to safety
>Yuki Onna's end up having to move someplace else, like Canada

>Yuki Onna trying to lead an Anon in northern Canada into her arms
>She's not very good at English, but daijobu, Anon-kun'll teach her!
>The fuck is that?
>It's moving at 88mph
>Some sort of delicious brown creature with white fur and a scarf
>It just tackled that Anon to the ground and is hugging him
>And he's in bliss!?
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:22:05 2015 No.13728581 >>13728578 What lies hero's are literally miniature chief gods with extra human potential built in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:24:33 2015 No.13728586 >>13728581 It's not nice to lead people on monster scum. Everyone knows monster girls have a fetish for corrupting Heroes, so if they make a ton of humans Heroes they get to satisfy their fetish. Fucking Tanuki lies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:24:53 2015 No.13728587 >>13728563 God wills it, we enact it.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:25:02 2015 No.13728588

>>13728580

>be a traveler lost in a blizzard
>A yuki-onna tells you to follow her, promising you a warm refuge
>But at the same time you hear a voice from a Wendigo
>And in the distance you see something brown, wearing a scarf coming this way
>All at the same time.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:25:35 2015 No.13728589 [DELETED]

>>13728547
>You slide your helm over your head.
>This is it, this is where you show these bastards mankind's strength.
>You are wearing your family's old crusader gear, passed on in the family for generations.
>You have been trained by your father, who was been trained by his father, who was trained by his father.
>The plan was flawless.
>You got a job at the center when you heard there would be a lilim family reunion as a janitor.
>Through careful deliberation and an exchange of a few degrading photos, you've arranged so you're on duty before and during the event, as well as the night before.
>You stored your gear in the janitor's closet last night, now you've finished putting it on, and are ready to face them down.
>Kicking down the door, you storm to where they have congregated within this cesspool.
>Storming into the main area, gleaming sword drawn, armor accentuation your muscles, black-and-white patterns giving you an old-world and old-fashioned look, and determination in your eyes, you are greeted by thousands of black sclera'd eyes, massive bat wings, and bone-white hair, all pinned on you.
>You only have a brief moment to fully comprehend how stupid you were when a voice from the back calls out
>"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBS!"
>And like that, they are upon you.
>A fight you wanted, a fight you got, yet rather than fighting with the family, you were fought over by the family.

Fuck it I'd do it for the waifus.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:26:09 2015 No.13728590

>>13728577
>>13728588
>Yuki Onna's whole shtick it leading those trapped in her blizzards to her
>Wendigo's are all about helping set person out of a blizzard and into safety
>Yeti's are all about saving those dying in the cold, perhaps also in a blizzard, and warming them up
GlaciescomfortingaYukiOnna.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:26:11 2015 No.13728592 >>13727878 >Jordan >Not Bill Murray

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:26:36 2015 No.13728593 >>13728589 >all those mistakes I should stop doing this really late

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:27:19 2015 No.13728595 >>13728563 I got two words for you allahu akbar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:28:35 2015 No.13728597 >>13728595 I think someone needs a hug

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:28:39 2015 No.13728598 >>13728589 >dude walking in full crusader armor in the middle of a lilim gathering It's the succubus equivalent of a cake prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:29:37 2015 No.13728599 >>13728598 "Look, they even packaged this husband in a metal casing!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:29:45 2015 No.13728600 >>13728589 Why would he go in alone? He should have waited for everyone else to get there I bet he wanted all the glory for himself.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:31:25 2015 No.13728602

Deleted and reposed because too much stupid mistakes were bothering me
>>13728547
>You slide your helm over your head.
>This is it, this is where you show these bastards mankind's strength.
>You are wearing your family's old crusader gear, passed on in the family for generations.
>You have been trained by your father, who was been trained by his father, who was trained by his father.
>The plan was flawless.
>You got a job at the center when you heard there would be a lilim family reunion as a janitor.
>Through careful deliberation and an exchange of a few degrading photos, you've arranged so you're on duty before and during the event, as well as the night before.
>You stored your gear in the janitor's closet last night, now you've finished putting it on, and are ready to face them down.
>Kicking down the door, you charge off to where they have congregated within this cesspool.
>Storming into the main area, gleaming sword drawn, armor accentuating your muscles, black-and-white patterns giving you an old-world and old-fashioned look, and determination in your eyes, you are greeted by thousands of black sclera, massive bat wings, and bone-white hair.
>They all have their eyes pinned to you.
>You only have a brief moment to fully comprehend how stupid you were when a voice from the back calls out
>"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBS!"
>And like that, they are upon you.
>A fight you wanted, a fight you got, yet rather than fighting with the family, you were fought over by the family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:32:34 2015 No.13728604 >>13728602 >still fucked up things time to commit sudoku by lilim swarm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:33:23 2015 No.13728605 >>13728590 >"I just wanted a husbando to dote on" >But all those cute men are getting snagged up by everyone else out there." >"There, there.." And so the Yuki Onna moved to the hot city and ran Shaved Ice stand with her Glacies friend helping out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:33:25 2015 No.13728606 >>13728602 Did he survive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:35:49 2015 No.13728612 >>13728602 He was just fodder to cause In-fighting and confusion amongst the lilim before the real force arrived his sacrifice will be remembered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:36:25 2015 No.13728615 >>13728605 But then she realised how hot a hot city was and realised that moving there was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:38:44 2015 No.13728617 File: 730 KB, 831x1200, 51229998_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to put my dick inside a Mindflayer's tentacle onahole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:39:48 2015 No.13728619 >>13728615 >"How do humans even put up with this?" And then she moved back to the mountain, determined to think of a new way to get herself a husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:43:03 2015 No.13728626 >>13728612 That's like saying he was a piece of popcorn before dinner arrived. Your English fucking sucks by the way and it makes it easy to tell when you post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:43:12 2015 No.13728627 >>13728619 Cue a montage with her and her Glacies friend trying out methods to make her get her Anon while thwarting those pesky Wendigo's and Yeti's

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:45:51 2015 No.13728630 >>13728505 God I loved Far Side. I got all the comics in a two-book box set. It's glorious.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:45:59 2015 No.13728631

>Get dragged to a family reunion by your Vampire waifu
>Figure it'll be a typical family reunion, just with more bats and dark curtains
>Get there and realize you could not be more wrong
>It's basically a game show
>You and the 5 other guys who came with their waifus end up in competition after competition, judged by your mother-in-law
>Obstacle course, tug of war, foot race, etc
>Comes down to a two horse race between you and the oldest sister's husband
>Before the final competition, your waifu leans in and whispers in your ear "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm pregnant. You know, if you win for me, I'll let you name her"
>And that's the story of why you have a daughter named Shinobu, and it's also the reason you weren't allowed any input on the second child

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:50:38 2015 No.13728635 >>13728631 The only reason I want to have anything to do with a Vampire is to have a cute chunni Dhampir daughter try and NTR me away from her.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:51:24 2015 No.13728636

>>13728612
>He was just fodder to cause In-fighting and confusion amongst the lilim before the real force arrived his sacrifice will be remembered.
Oh god I should stop I'll just butcher it worse
But I can't stop

>The bait you had set with one of your... less intelligent brothers should have set into them by now.
>Good.
>You and your team of nine other brothers prepare to do what must be done.
>Dressed in the standard issue Order Scouts outfits, the moment the vans stopped moving you and the others silently sneak in to the family reunion.
>Judging by their cheers of "I CALLED IT HE'S MINE" and "FINDERS KEEPERS", the bait has done quite nicely.
>Slinking into the now unguarded kitchen, you come to a massive cake.
>Truly, a magnificent size, it was to feed all of them after all.
>Carefully, you and your brothers cut into it, and pack it into bags, with one brother taking watch at each entrance.
>When all the cake has been packed, your brothers move out with the bags while you pull out a can of spray paint.
>The lilim nearest to the kitchens, curse their vile noses, come in to investigate the smell of spray paint and the sounds of teenage vandalism, only to come at a man in Order uniform scrawling out "LILIM R BAD" on the wall by where the cake formerly was.
>You are promptly dragged from your sacred duty for forcey-fun-time by at least ten of them, and the number is growing as more spotted a somewhat free male.
>Soon after departing from the kitchen, your men would learn that the cake was semen flavored, and no one could maintain secrecy due to reeking of cum.
>You all get at least 15 lilim waifus that day.
>Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:55:45 2015 No.13728644 >>13728635 Only bad sluts want to be NTRed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:57:30 2015 No.13728646 >>13728635 This. Or at least have her make the Vampire reconsider husband's value for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 03:59:36 2015 No.13728649 >>13728644 How about something like the Butter-T mother and daughter picture?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:01:46 2015 No.13728653 >>13728649 Acceptable. Only if I love that position.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:06:35 2015 No.13728658 Would some Vampires have a fetish where their daughter steals away her husband by treating him with the love and respect he deserves?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:08:05 2015 No.13728661 >>13728658 You mean cuckqueens? Considering how attached monsters are to their husbands, I doubt there would be many of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:12:58 2015 No.13728670 Would a Vampire enjoy someone who doesn't do good with losing lots of blood and is prone to passing out from it?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:13:12 2015 No.13728671

>>13728661
In one of the guides KC said that since there's no taboo, it's perfectly acceptable in MG society for a daughteru to either enter a polygamous relationship to share the dad with the waifu, or actively compete for his affection with waifu as rival.

However, he never clarified what would happen if they were rivals and one side lost (e.g., NTR, cuck, whatever you call it. But since KC's unbreakable golden rule is "happily ever after", presumably it's only a "friendly" rivalry and not a seriously dramatic one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:15:18 2015 No.13728674 >>13728670 I imagine some would love it for draining to death roleplay.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:16:00 2015 No.13728675

>>13728631
Monstergirl family reunions?
>Have a Lizardgirl waifu and get dragged to a family reunion.
>Expect it'll be bonnet tipping and Renaissance fair food.
>Instead you find a forward military base with an armory, guard towers, and a few tanks inside.
>Holy shit.
>The modern version of adventuring is starting a mercenary company that exclusively targets the extremely evil, especially paladins of the fallen god.
>You ask why your waifu kept it a secret while you're being fitted for bulletproof armor.
>"I wanted it to be a surprise. I know how much you love Metal Gear."
>You meet her mother in law later in the day, while you're cornered by an armed guard. She takes a liking to you when she notices your eyepatch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:20:41 2015 No.13728681 >>13728649 That picture and things like it are evidence of just how tempting daughteru dicking can be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:25:49 2015 No.13728690 >>13727963 >>13728015 >>13728064 >Your MG waifu will never tell you each and every day that you mean the world to her and that you're irreplaceable.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:28:42 2015 No.13728693

I didn't mean to start another long story without finishing the other, I swear.
Previously on this stupid shit: http://pastebin.com/hDbE5Bpv

>The people shouted insults at you as you ran through the city.
>They threw food on you, and sometimes they even targeted the infant.
>It hasn't fully sunken in that she's your daughter. A part of you doesn't accept it.
>What is fully clear, though, is that she is currently in your care.
>You refuse to fail anyone else because of that vile kitsune.
>So you take their rotten food, and their loose bricks, and their insults.
>And you make sure the girl is never harmed.
>It is when you're outside of the city, as night falls, that the reality of it all comes crashing down on you.
>You are surrounded by a hostile populace, how can you expect to take care of an infant like this?
>How do you take care of an infant at all?
>Has she even been weaned? She is so small…
>Yet the thought that pounds through your thoughts, only driving itself further and further through your heart, was that they said she was your daughter.
>On the road outside of the city, you sit down to rest, and take a good look at the girl.
>She is near unmarred by the filth from the city.
>This does not mean her skin is clear.
>Writings in a language you cannot read are burned into her, and paper seals are fused with her skin.
>You are near sure all of these involve some sort of magic, but you are not a wielder of any arcane besides holy, and even then, it takes long for most Paladins to gain any form of skill with it.
>She barely breathes. She has not cried, nor opened her eyes, nor so much as moved since being placed into your arms.
>A jolt of fear runs through you as she does not move even as you run what weak healing magic you know through her, and near nothing noticeable happens.
>You know the spell has run through her, but this means either she wasn't affected, or was barely.
>Either instance doesn't settle right with you.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:30:09 2015 No.13728696

>>13728693
>You begin moving down the road again. One thing is certain, you cannot stay here.
>You arrived at a village after a night of walking.
>The villagers treated you like a pariah. Your currency was foreign, your armor was filthy, and they recognized the marks and seals on the infant.
>You stole what you could from a farm, and left as soon as you could.
>She finally showed signs of life that night. Loud signs of life.
>When she woke up, she cried out immediately.
>You struggled to find a way to soothe her.
>She did not accept food, and she had thankfully not soiled herself.
>You are at a loss for what to do. Was she in pain?
>You attempt to heal her again. She seems to quiet down, just a bit.
>If you do this too much, you may find yourself damaging yourself. Normally, damage to the self was tolerable, but… you're all she has right now.
>You needed to be vigilant, and strong. This meant she would have to bare the pain, and hopefully take comfort in what little you could give her.
>You could not sleep that night. You continued walking then, too.
>Your prayers were answered on the next day, just as the sun began to set, in the form of a merchant from your homeland. The road you were on was a known trade-route.
>You offered to become a guard for him, if he just kept you fed, and your… daughter, safe.
>A Paladin is a good find indeed, and with service so cheap, he thought it foolish to refuse.
>Soon, you were allowed to wash your clothes and armor, and the infant.
>The little fox was finally given her first meal of milk that you knew of.
>It was holstaur milk, the merchant didn't have any kitsune milk, nor would any, likely.
>The merchant's travels took him on far, winding roads, and went on alternative routes to find towns to peddle goods and resupply in.
>His other guard, a mantis, made for poor conversation. She barely spoke at all.
>She was not quiet, however, when the merchant was fucking her brains out.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:31:09 2015 No.13728698

>>13728696
>You did not trust the mantis, your previous experiences with mamono leaving you weary.
>And you wish they didn't learn how to tolerate the baby's crying while they went at it like beasts.
>At only one point was your group attacked.
>You carefully left the infant in the cart, making sure she was well hidden and safe, and brutalized the band of ten bandits.
>The merchant and his mantis were afraid of you after that.
>They also stopped taking detours to other areas to pick up more money after that, though if it was out of the worry of more banditry, or the desire to be rid of you, you do not know.
>Finally, you arrived at your homelands.
>The merchant sighed with relief as you kindly thanked him, and walked off in search of your father's farm.
>When you arrived, you were not welcomed with a joyous warmth, but a tearful embrace.
>Your father had fallen ill, your mother feared he was on his deathbed.
>In a grim way, your father was happy to see you before he died.
>You shed your armor to take care of the farm, while your mother took care of your father, and your daughter.
>Though shocked by the scars, your mother took to the baby, your daughter, immediately.
>"She has your eyes," your mother said to you.
>Her being a monster only made her even more wonderful, to your mother.
>Though when she tried to snip off one of the seals, the paper started bleeding, much to her horror.
>She grew angry with you when she found out you had neglected to name her, and took it upon herself to give her a name, Abigail, after her own mother.
>On a night when you and your mother were sitting beside your father, he told you with his final breath how proud he was of you.
>None of your magics could save him. You don't think he wanted to be saved.
>You buried him beside the house. You had enough money from all of your travels to buy a nice gravestone for him.
>The farm was where you raised your daughter, the same as you, among family, hard work, and fresh air.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:33:39 2015 No.13728701

>>13728698
>She loved her grandmother, but she adored you to ridiculous levels.
>When she was old enough to walk, you often woke up to find her curled up in bed next to you.
>When she was old enough to talk, you often found your mother with her.
>It made you… happy, waking up next to family.
>For a while everything was quiet, nice.
>Of course, you weren't without your damages. Every day you made sure your sword was sharp, and your armor was polished and sturdy.
>Sometimes you would have to be snapped out of long stares towards the horizon, waiting for attacks that would never come.
>You would also have moments where you would have to hide your rage when it flashed through your mind all the terrible things they did to your daughter, and your deep desire to reap bloody vengeance on the perpetrators.
>Though little, little ever actually occurred.
>The worst you had to worry about was a drought, but you had money, and if it ever really came to it, you always fall back to mercenary work.
>You lived a nice life in seclusion, farming, playing with your daughter, and eating your mother's cooking.
>However, on a full moon that fell on the night of your daughter's seventh birthday, her magic powers were revealed in the form of booming golden fire running from her formerly three, now four, tails.
>Though the fire did not burn, they frightened her and your mother, and she clung to you and asked over and over to make it go away until it faded in the morning.
>You knew it was magic, but you are not knowledgeable in magecraft.
>However, you know people who are.
>You gave your mother your savings, and told her to be careful, and not to stress herself, and feel free to spend the money but not to spend all of it.
>Likewise, she told you to stop worrying, and be safe, and take a little more damn money, you can try to live of scraps but like hell are you going off starving Abigail.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:35:04 2015 No.13728706

>>13728701
>With a little more pocket change than you had intended to bring, you and your daughter left for your monastery.
>Needless to say, when you arrived, you both attracted quite a few looks.
>Some of your old teachers were eager to hear of your journeys, while most were eyeing the monster, and her marks.
>Soon, you gained audience with the cardinal, the head of the Golden Hand.
>With a silent gaze, he listened to you as you told him everything.
>You held nothing back, every brutal, bloody, chaotic detail.
>He took it all in, not interrupting once. After a time of quiet contemplation, he asked you why you were here.
>You told him simply, the Golden Hand were the only people you knew of, and trusted, to teach your daughter how to control her magic.
>A silence washed over the room, and you feared the cardinal would refuse you.
>But, slowly, he nodded. Should they see the spark they needed within her, she would be allowed to train under the Golden Hand, which, as your daughter, the cardinal said was near assured.
>However, something did not sit right with you.
>You wished to see your daughter grow up.
>You requested you be able to be there for her.
>He was surprised you had even asked, like all brothers, you could stay at the monastery all you liked.
>However, it was not just you that you had to worry about, but also your mother.
>With a wave of his hand, he dismissed these worries. She would be allowed to take up residency as a servant.
>You thanked the cardinal for his graciousness, and departed to begin the necessary arrangements for your daughter.

Well. How did it turn out this time? Comments, criticisms, or calling me a faggot are always good to see, and appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:38:06 2015 No.13728710 >>13728696 >Having a Mantis Lover/Guard I like how this merchant rolls. >>13728706 Glad to see this dramatic tale continued. Coming along nicely so far, and I look forward to seeing where you take it further with them moving into the monastery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:42:13 2015 No.13728720 >>13728706 >Go into a journey to find somebody that can break her seal >Break the seal >See her become Ammy's avatar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 04:51:53 2015 No.13728737 >>13728706 Still loving it. Hoping for >>13728720

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 05:15:31 2015 No.13728770 >>13727811 >>13727815 Just when it was getting good. Don't stress yourself, looking forward for more.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 05:21:10 2015 No.13728779

>>13728690
>Your MG waifu will never pull the covers over you and her and cuddle with you to keep you warm on a long winter night.
>She'll never sneak out of bed the next morning To make scrambled eggs, toast, bacon, and Hot Chocolate for the two of you and spend the whole morning wrapped up in a blanket cocoon with you watching old cartoons on netflix while drinking hot chocolate.
God that sounds fucking wonderful. I wonder what it's like to be loved like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 05:42:02 2015 No.13728811 File: 719 KB, 1251x1493, 8069910c45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahn~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 05:47:40 2015 No.13728823 >>13728811 Worst daughter, worst character, would tell her no one will ever love her and kick her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 05:49:39 2015 No.13728828 >>13728811 Please stop, I just want healing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 05:51:07 2015 No.13728830 File: 559 KB, 800x1000, suffering.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728828 no healing, only tears now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 05:52:00 2015 No.13728831 >>13728811 I can only imagine she's saying that to an older guy she hooked up with, and they have a healthy sexual relationship that involves roleplaying. But that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:18:06 2015 No.13728857 >>13728811 What's with the sudden influx of art for worst girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:23:14 2015 No.13728863 >>13728706 >>13728698 >>13728696 >>13728693 >>13728701 Very good. Continue it on. I like the little detail on the Mantis and the merchant. be sure to include more details on the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:34:58 2015 No.13728872 >>13728857 >sudden

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:39:55 2015 No.13728880 >>13728872 Nice word identification skills Anon.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:47:45 2015 No.13728894

>Live in a world with Monster Girls
>Meet a nice MG, not too rapey, shares your interests, and generally get along well with her
>Date, fuck, grow increasingly deeply in love, not long before you're talking wedding plans
>Of course you meet her mother, a single monster girl who raised her on her own
>Hit it off with her too, she greatly approves of you for her daughter
>Surprisingly not all that flirty
>Take your fiancee to meet your own widowed mother too
>Though more wary of your monster bride, she eventually hits it off with her too
>Wedding date approaches, leaving you, your fiancee and your mothers working hard on all the preparations
>The wedding date arrives, all of your friends and extended family on both sides are invited
>Shortly after the ceremony, there's a tell-tale sound of hijinks coming from the coat room
>At least they waited until after the ceremony.
>Decide to bust the frisky couple anyway with your now-wife
>Open the closet to discover her mother lewdly ravaging and corrupting your own, restoring her body's youth and vigor as she corrupts her into a monster like herself

What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:51:31 2015 No.13728898 >>13728894 Go John Wick on her entire fucking bloodline. There is one thing I will never tolerate and that is fucking with my family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:53:27 2015 No.13728902 >>13728898 Even if you found out it was consensual?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:54:20 2015 No.13728903 >>13728894 Well.. That was a quick marriage. Time to go Paladin!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:54:55 2015 No.13728906 >>13728902 You think I'm going to either believe that or give a crap? Nah man, gloves are off now it's time to chop down a tree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:55:30 2015 No.13728908 >>13728902 But.. But.. MOM!! Fine. Forgiven. Bitter but forgiven

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:57:28 2015 No.13728910 >>13728894 Try my best to strike the scene from my memory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 06:58:56 2015 No.13728912 >>13728903 Not really. I never stated an exact time frame. "Not Long" is about all, but that could still mean a fair amount of time. >>13728910 Probably for the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:04:36 2015 No.13728916 >>13728894 Point and laugh and call them faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:09:55 2015 No.13728923 >>13728894 It depends on if it were consensual. I mean, if she wanted to become a Yeti, or something, I can't really blame her. It it wasn't though, well I'm pretty sure my waifu would understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:12:36 2015 No.13728927 >>13728923 Yes, it was consensual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:14:31 2015 No.13728933 >>13728927 Then there is nothing really do to. I don't approve in the least, but they are two consenting adults and have the right to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:37:06 2015 No.13728965 >>13728912 Since this was after the reception, I started filing for divorce by the time I found out about this. Provided it's not consensual.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:41:35 2015 No.13728971

Hey Everyone, Trader Anon here, just wanted to thank everyone who came out last night.
I'm actually surprised by how many people showed up.
There were a lot of mistakes but overall I'd say it was a good first run.
I'll continue this story on Wednesday at the same time as last night, then Next Saturday.
Hope to see you there after I fix up my mess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:45:49 2015 No.13728982 >>13728971 What's the story called?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 07:51:21 2015 No.13728997 >>13728982 Monster Girl Engagement It's a Double Entendre of Engagement (Battle) and Engagement (Marriage)

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 08:34:38 2015 No.13729112

>>13728971
>There were a lot of mistakes but overall I'd say it was a good first run.
Yeah, I don't know how you didn't think to include either werewolves or hellhounds for the strong types. Or ogres. Overall it was amusing so far though. Looking forward to the next time. I'm glad to see another seemingly decent CYOA. I only follow one other one, myself, so it's nice to have things feel like the old days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 08:36:22 2015 No.13729117 >>13729112 >Or ogres. I consider Orges is be lesser Onis. But yeah Wolves and Hellhounds was quite egregious

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 08:47:47 2015 No.13729139 [DELETED]

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What'cha doing nerds? Murrica Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_lCmBvYMRs

You better watch it from start to finish. Eagle Harpy will fuck you up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 08:56:43 2015 No.13729152 >>13728894 Watch the scene with tears of joy, praise monsters for existing and doing kick-ass stuff for us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 09:00:00 2015 No.13729159 >>13729139 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 09:24:43 2015 No.13729188 >>13729159 Que te jodan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 09:30:43 2015 No.13729196 >>13729139 Gonna lay down soon. Not looking forward to all the loud noise tonight. Hopefully at least things here will be calm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 09:50:41 2015 No.13729232 >>13728894 So, triple mother-daughter mother-son incestual threesome ensues? Not bad

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 09:58:02 2015 No.13729247
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>>13728617

Yeah well I want to SPLATSPLATSPLATPSPLAT a Mindflayer.

>>13728166

Better you upload it as a Guest in the Pastebin than I put it in my own, lest the memetic bullshit take over, Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:12:45 2015 No.13729282 File: 250 KB, 782x1000, 8ixrWFy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Freedom Day >still no art of patriotic as fuck monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:14:11 2015 No.13729290 >>13729282 >still no art of patriotic as fuck monstergirls Good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:17:33 2015 No.13729300 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, 1427765753444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729290 What's the matter, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:17:42 2015 No.13729301 >>13729282 Both the Wendigo and Thunderbird are by technicality patriotic MGs since they originated in the Native American legends. >>13728166 http://pastebin.com/brvn9GSe IT WAS ME, DIOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:21:41 2015 No.13729308 >>13729282 >freedom day Surely you meant to say "Treason day".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:25:15 2015 No.13729317 >>13729308 Don;t you have a cheese wheel to chase down a steep hill Britain?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:26:33 2015 No.13729322 >>13729317 Indeed, some of us take our duty to the crown seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:38:38 2015 No.13729346 Is no one watching the GATE anime?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:41:48 2015 No.13729356 >>13729346 No, my sides can't deal with the concept of "nippon stronk".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:42:06 2015 No.13729358 >>13729346 I can handle nippon banzai in most cases, but that's too much for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:42:07 2015 No.13729359 >>13729346 >2015 >unironically watching anime Go back to your containment board, faggot >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:43:03 2015 No.13729360 >>13729346 Eh, seems like military wank Japanese flavor. I mean I'm watching it but y'know it's probably going to be the first I drop if I find I don't have enough time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:43:18 2015 No.13729361 >>13729346 Yes, and enjoying all the butthurt americans on the threads on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:43:18 2015 No.13729362 File: 91 KB, 1280x720, 1428275574426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729359 Come on anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:43:59 2015 No.13729363 >>13729356 >>13729358 >>13729360 Come on it's like, unintentionally funny tho. Sure its nigh blatant wish fulfillment, but I dunno. If you just turn your brain off it could be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:44:51 2015 No.13729364 >>13729363 Eh I guess so. I was half expecting the scene in episode one where he saves all those people to be an extended fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:45:11 2015 No.13729365 >>13729363 Call me a faggot, but I usually refrain from watching other people wank.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:46:02 2015 No.13729366 >>13729361 >butthurt americans This. Literally the best part of gate threads It's just as retarded as any amerifat war movies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:47:07 2015 No.13729368 >>13729366 That doesn't make it okay. Plus good anime Americans are usually way funnier than the evil ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:47:38 2015 No.13729371 >>13729366 >americans No I guess I should take it back even further >4channers >In charge of not being hypocritical

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 10:47:40 2015 No.13729372 >>13729366 It would be just as dumb if it was America. Just make it EDF, problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:12:13 2015 No.13729410 File: 392 KB, 680x736, 1415746795058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whatcha doing on Freedom Day, faggots?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:12:57 2015 No.13729413 >>13729356 As opposed to all the "murrica stronk" books/videogames/movies/comic books that have been in circulation since the 1930's

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:14:25 2015 No.13729415 >>13729413 At least they know to separate their nerds and their soldiers.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:14:32 2015 No.13729416
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I'll assume that most people have familial obligations today?
>>13729410
Getting ready to celebrate my birthday in a few hours.
I can't wait to dig into some apple crumble pie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:28:47 2015 No.13729445 >>13729413 See >>13729372

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:43:16 2015 No.13729478 File: 109 KB, 713x760, 1419585379089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking Freedom Day killing /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:45:03 2015 No.13729480 >>13729478 Does the Tanuki shit in the woods?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:46:16 2015 No.13729482 >>13729478 WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA AMERIKA IS WUNDERBAR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:49:18 2015 No.13729487 File: 316 KB, 1191x670, __murica__by_mkgraphics-d5ifhdj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FREEDOM R E E D O M

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:49:19 2015 No.13729488 >>13729478 Enjoy your day, oathbreakers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:52:21 2015 No.13729494 I want to be swooned and carried away by an Amazon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:53:11 2015 No.13729496 >>13729487 Yee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:53:58 2015 No.13729497 >>13729487 You too you tsundere shitlord. We wouldn't be here without you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:54:30 2015 No.13729499 >>13728533 I'd date a Ryu if she could bring me sunshine every day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:54:51 2015 No.13729501 >>13729497 >Shitlord Tumblr pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:55:56 2015 No.13729504 File: 295 KB, 1024x768, 1427328982342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729501 >Tumblr

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:56:22 2015 No.13729506 >>13729487 >Still no free from SJWs >Still not free from jews >Still not free from liberals Sure thing pal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:00:10 2015 No.13729513 >>13729506 At least we got the TPP coming! That'll give us loads of freedom!

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:01:29 2015 No.13729518

>>13727243
>>13727512

>You will never have a Centaur Girlfriend
>She will never, as a present for your birthday, buy you an onahole that is a molded copy of her pussy
>She will never hold it right in front of her faux-labia and allow you to fuck it as you kiss her and snuggle into her giant breasts face to face because she wants the experience of face to face sex.
>She will never get so turned on that before you cum she pushes you against the wall with her rump and takes you inside her real pussy and clamp down hard as you cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:01:32 2015 No.13729519 >>13729494 I want to try to fight off an Amazon only for her to tell me that males shouldn't be using swords!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:02:12 2015 No.13729523 >>13728894 Mantises can't do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:02:14 2015 No.13729524 File: 99 KB, 1024x1273, oE3mvNW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need someone to tell me why HealthyHound isn't a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:02:33 2015 No.13729525 >>13729487 i still kek when i see the chinese assault rifle from Fallout in that pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:03:40 2015 No.13729530 >>13729524 I want to rub that tight and round pot belly of her's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:04:03 2015 No.13729531 >>13729506 At least fags are free to marry each other lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:04:44 2015 No.13729533 File: 163 KB, 758x800, 1431750036798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729524 I'm fine with health, but I wouldn't mind seeing some muscle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:06:08 2015 No.13729534 >>13729533 >Musclebound Hellhound Not even mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:06:44 2015 No.13729537 >>13729524 >HealthyHound >She's actually a Hell-Sune

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:08:46 2015 No.13729541 >>13729533 >>13729534 >Not Strongfat Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:10:04 2015 No.13729543 >>13729541 I don't think strongfat would look good on a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:10:36 2015 No.13729544 >>13729506 We love freedom so much, we ban flags too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:10:50 2015 No.13729545 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 1435627685777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729541 Strongfat Hellhound with more size because She has big guts. Rip and tear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:14:57 2015 No.13729553 File: 112 KB, 1024x1555, 1421953191448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729543 An unrealistic slab abs + tits and ass look would be great on almost any monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:16:52 2015 No.13729556 >>13729553 >Talks about muscles >posts stick arms pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:19:07 2015 No.13729559 File: 401 KB, 704x800, 1401542417192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729556 Girls don't grow big arms without extra T, anon. Literally perfect physique in the pic btw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:21:02 2015 No.13729560 >>13729501 >only tumblrinas can use a word No

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:24:38 2015 No.13729562 >>13729559 >Human Girls don't grow big arms without extra T ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:31:06 2015 No.13729570 >>13729560 Not him, but who besides Tumblr and SA uses shitlord unironically?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:31:15 2015 No.13729571 >>13729562 I want to bully a Paladin girl about her tiny weedy spaghetti arms as a high-T Oni princess carries me off to be raped brutally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:33:25 2015 No.13729575 >>13729570 Plenty of people. It's common form to insult someone with shitX. Shitlord, shitnugget, shitbong, shitstain, etc. All part of my common vocabulary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:37:20 2015 No.13729578 >>13729570 People in every day life, it's common vernacular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:41:15 2015 No.13729581 >>13729545 I love how big this guy draws his mgs. This hellhound is like the perfect size

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:42:18 2015 No.13729583 [DELETED]

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>>13729575
>>13729578
>It's common form to insult someone with shitX. Shitlord, shitnugget, shitbong, shitstain, etc. All part of my common vocabulary.
The only one I have ever heard in modern day society is shit stain. And that one is rare compared to the more common and standard ones.

Who the fuck ever says shitnugget?

>It's common vernacular
No one outside of the internet ever uses it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:43:26 2015 No.13729587 >>13729583 >>It's common vernacular >No one outside of the internet ever uses it. English is a world language. I'd imagine it's used _somewhere_ if people say it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:44:26 2015 No.13729588 >>13729575 >>13729578 >>13729583 >>13729587 Can you fags fuck off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:45:50 2015 No.13729590 >>13729588 -grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:50:39 2015 No.13729595 So how's that thread so shitposty if we've got most of claplings out celebrating today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:51:57 2015 No.13729598 >>13729595 Australians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:56:52 2015 No.13729608 >>13729595 We got shitposters that are obviously native English speakers, so I bet all the cool Americans are outside and the shitposters are holed up inside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:56:55 2015 No.13729609 >>13729595 Because contrary to belief claplanders aren't the worst shitposters. It's Aussies and Bongs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:02:48 2015 No.13729617 File: 94 KB, 620x877, 1435114093161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729595

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:04:14 2015 No.13729621 File: 1.71 MB, 1348x1500, 1432595456491-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:04:56 2015 No.13729622 >>13729617 I want my waifu to give me a collar with my name on it and ask me to wan for her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:05:52 2015 No.13729624 >>13729622 I want to get stalked by a Hellhound in Wistman's Wood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:06:19 2015 No.13729627 >>13729621 Disgusting nose

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:06:22 2015 No.13729628 File: 453 KB, 599x732, 6c3782b6dd964b8ee639ab09a5263a5d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729622

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:12:48 2015 No.13729640 >>13729622 I want a normally shy hellhound show her dom side to me in private

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:13:28 2015 No.13729642 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1435647788980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW the filthy peasants getting off to Skaven and Kroxigor fapfics >MFW no mention of the glorious Demon Hordes and Nurglette-chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:14:19 2015 No.13729646 If a drawfag popped up here now, what scene would ask him to do? I'm not one. Just curious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:15:32 2015 No.13729649 >>13729646 Kiki that loathes her master gleefully slapping him as he sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:16:47 2015 No.13729651 >>13729646 A Kejourou daughteru climbing the monkey bars with her hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:17:49 2015 No.13729655 >>13729621 Is that face modeled after some reaction image, I could swear I've seen this somewhere before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:18:50 2015 No.13729659 >>13729655 NEVER EVER DOMCUCKS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:19:39 2015 No.13729665 File: 442 KB, 975x1200, 49159623_p5_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to lick her scars!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:19:54 2015 No.13729666 >>13729646 A Dragon being embarrassed about burning her anons meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:20:01 2015 No.13729667 >>13729646 >>13728053

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:21:05 2015 No.13729671 File: 40 KB, 339x400, DOM III.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729659 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:23:47 2015 No.13729677 >>13729642 Why does lich-Chan look so confused?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:24:44 2015 No.13729678 >>13729677 Confused by the rampant shit tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:25:41 2015 No.13729679 >>13729677 Because she thought penises were surely bigger than what you have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:26:21 2015 No.13729682 >>13729646 Amazon riding her husband

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:26:26 2015 No.13729683 >>13729646 A Bald Eagle harpy drinking a beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:27:18 2015 No.13729686 File: 331 KB, 767x1200, not a DnD girl, but still.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729642 I know fuck-all about DnD aside from some of the girls it gave us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:33:25 2015 No.13729710 Goodbye anons from New Zealand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:34:51 2015 No.13729713 >>13729301 >http://pastebin.com/brvn9GSe oh my gooooooooooooood

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:34:59 2015 No.13729714 >>13729710 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:37:23 2015 No.13729722 >>13729714 Trolling is illegal now. If you do it you are either fined 50000 New Zealand dollars, or you spend 2 years in jail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:38:03 2015 No.13729725 File: 558 KB, 738x799, 2BXiQNq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729665 Strong women getting embarrassed and letting some femininity slip through their manly facade is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:38:51 2015 No.13729727 >>13729714 Also it the bill was passed 116 in favor, 5 not in favor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:38:56 2015 No.13729728 >>13729722 >letting the sjw/PC crowd win New Zeacucks pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:39:26 2015 No.13729729 >>13729725 I want to clothed paizuri the shit out of that cutie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:39:26 2015 No.13729730 >>13729722 If any New Zealander posts in here, they should know New Zealanders are my trigger and if they post they are harassing me and should be arrested and put to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:39:38 2015 No.13729732 File: 280 KB, 655x478, sheseesyouricecreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doujinshi about Hellhound desperately seeking husbando and getting more than she bargained for fucking where?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:41:10 2015 No.13729736 >>13729732 I want to see a hellhound in a relationship with Cesar Millan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:45:48 2015 No.13729743 File: 2.68 MB, 1730x2500, 1432813941335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729732 Would SlapStickStrike be good for the job? His cuddlebug Kraken was already pretty GOAT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:46:13 2015 No.13729744 >>13729729 Sleeping clothed paizuri is amazing. It's got the gloryhole charm of fucking something you can't see, the rush of raping a sleeping girl, and the creampie experience of seeing you cum seep out from between her breasts and onto her neck.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:48:27 2015 No.13729748
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>>13729725
I wouldn't call it femininity, but I get what you're saying. It's an interesting effect in that it removes the buff intimidation factor and makes them feel more approachable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:49:33 2015 No.13729751 >>13729671 My spacenoid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 13:56:01 2015 No.13729774 File: 397 KB, 780x1200, 46797804_p16_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729748 What effect lets you talk her into something like this?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:03:57 2015 No.13729792

>>13729646
>>13643122
Could the lich doctor dress like a nurse? For scientific research, of course.
>>13643130
No, she feels more comfortable in just her underwear and a lab coat, buttoned up under her bust to provide plenty of cleavage, but open at the bottom to reveal her garter, panties and stockings, a lacy black to go with the fringes of her bra visible along the rim of the coat. She walks around barefoot, too because her heels are a pain. This has given a 'rise' to foot fetishism in patients.

This, I know it was a long time ago but I still want this drawn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:05:48 2015 No.13729795 >>13729792 Reminds me of that jelly Lich and anal Wight thing Danna-sama wrote. Makes me wish he was around to draw it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:06:55 2015 No.13729796 >>13729627 >>13729621 Rectified? http://imgur.com/qHhcPoj,75dNFVT#0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:07:33 2015 No.13729798 File: 346 KB, 819x916, 1414341245200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729686 Neither Lizardmen or Skaven are from D&D, but you tried. >>13729713 It's horrible isn't it. I expect plenty of "Fuck offs".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:09:29 2015 No.13729802 File: 432 KB, 1200x972, 48370398_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729798 >Neither Lizardmen or Skaven are from D&D, but you tried. I'm sorry Bollocks.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:11:04 2015 No.13729806

>>13729802

It's okay, because Games Workshop is a bunch of shekel hoarders who only care about 40K at this point.

Don't mind me being saltier than Lot's Wife over here in the corner. Not like Warhammer Fantasy was an interesting amalgam of real-world cultures and mythologies.

Nope. Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:11:10 2015 No.13729808 >>13729796 You know, I half expected to open that and see a jew nose put on her face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:12:56 2015 No.13729814 >>13729806 Well, there's always the Age of Sigmar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:15:09 2015 No.13729822 File: 823 KB, 1040x1200, 44568857_p8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729774 Losing a bet and/or being drunk then waking up the following morning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:16:38 2015 No.13729826 File: 260 KB, 768x776, 1426275156141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729796 Are you the same guy that fixed that jinko picture? I love you. In a platonic sense. Regardless, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:18:06 2015 No.13729831 >>13729826 Yes, it was me as well. I'm glad you liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:18:15 2015 No.13729833 >>13729826 Jinko is love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:19:14 2015 No.13729838 >>13729796 >>13729831 Doing gods work there, son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:20:23 2015 No.13729841 >>13729833 I want to be the adventuring mentor for a loli jinko, mantis, and lich and look like I'm fourty despite only being 24 because JAPAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:22:01 2015 No.13729842 >>13729743 he seems to only like doing things that have slime so I doubt he will

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:29:32 2015 No.13729853 >>13729841 >JAPAN Better be careful or those Shimazu brothers will steal away any girls on your team that aren't in love with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:32:24 2015 No.13729857 >>13729853 They can try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:34:38 2015 No.13729860 >>13729857 >try Their Musket unit is the strongest. Not much you can do outside of kidnapping their Nee-chan, forcing them to give themselves up, and having them rot in your prison cell or send them off to their deaths in battle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:37:46 2015 No.13729863 File: 582 KB, 2569x1289, randomscenes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729649 >>13729651

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:39:51 2015 No.13729867 >>13729863 Adorable >>13729860 >Not counter musketing with your own muskets or assassinating them your ninjas/archer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:40:10 2015 No.13729868 >>13729863 You're a doll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:40:43 2015 No.13729870 >>13729649 >>13729863 >Abuse is okay when kikimoras do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:42:43 2015 No.13729872 >>13729870 Maybe he's a abuser and she's taking out her frustration?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:43:27 2015 No.13729875 >>13729872 Can't she just, you know, leave?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:43:50 2015 No.13729876

>>13729867
Only good musket unit is the Not-Black Haired Youmu, and the only good Archer is Ms. Waifu material.

>>13729863
How adorable. Can you do a young Wyvern crying over dropping her ice cream cone, and a equally young Kiki crying over ice cream being all over her little maid outfit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:44:45 2015 No.13729878 >>13729875 Maybe she thinks that he still loves her, or that he'll hurt her or her family if she runs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:45:54 2015 No.13729880 >>13729598 Oi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:46:13 2015 No.13729881 >>13729863 >good thing I drugged his drink That's amazing. I might steal this idea for the sequel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:46:21 2015 No.13729883 >>13729876 Exactly, why aren't you using them? That or you get barriers up and block the shots. I never really had that much of a problem with them. Spider waifu and Fox tits break it even harder. Especially Fox tits.... ESPECIALLY FOX TITS

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:49:42 2015 No.13729891
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>>13729883
Fun fact is they aren't even that hard. The whole STRONGEST joke is over something they said and having the best overall stats of musket units, or something along those lines. They are much more annoying than hard.
Fox tits + Kenshin + Urza = Crippled enemies and 2 jiggling masses of rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:52:41 2015 No.13729900 >>13729743 >what isn't shown is the cute panic attack after he passes out and she thinks she's done something horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:53:41 2015 No.13729903 >>13729891 Yep, did that combo the second play through. It became trivial at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:55:49 2015 No.13729911 File: 488 KB, 800x600, Kamilla SR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729903 It doesn't become so trivial in a 5 star run though. You really need to up your game plan to get anywhere on that difficulty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:57:32 2015 No.13729919 >>13729911 Ragnarokarc Super Gandhi, the coolest name ever.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:00:34 2015 No.13729923

>>13729919
Yes it is. It's even on someone fitting.
>lvl cap 99, just one shy of Minerva's
>Skilled at using magic, slashing shit with a sword, and just punching things really hard
>Is a king who is into justice
>Very likely fucked every woman in his kingdom
His KR appearance was better though, when he looked like Solid Snake fused with a Sailor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:01:03 2015 No.13729925 I want /v/ to go and stay go

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:02:28 2015 No.13729928
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>tfw no paladin onee-san figure to protect you from mamono
>tfw no paladin onee-san to die protecting you, resurrect as a wight, and lead a one-woman exterminatus to find you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:05:01 2015 No.13729931 >>13729928 >tfw you're not some shitty shota who needs an onee-san Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:07:12 2015 No.13729937 >>13729931 >tfw you're not some shitty shota Ye fair enough >who needs an onee-san nigger, every man needs an onee-san, in his heart and in his life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:08:00 2015 No.13729938 >>13729928 I love that artist. Fem Ike best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:08:48 2015 No.13729941 >>13729937 >every man needs an onee-san I wouldn't know, I'm the oldest. And boy, it's not as fun as people said it would be...

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:10:21 2015 No.13729946 [DELETED]

>>13729928
Wight Onee-sans are meh. I want a Monster Girl that actually looks like a Monster Girl. I want my Paladin Onee-san to corrupt into something particularly monsterous. All that delicious suffering and adaption as she adapts to her new extremely monstrous parts while trying to protect her Otouto and trying to understand her newfound Strength.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:11:07 2015 No.13729947 >>13729928 >Yajiro Masaru And I just remembered I've got some doujins to revisit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:11:25 2015 No.13729948 File: 246 KB, 1000x1000, ChibiWerecat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729941 >"Onii-chyan~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:12:02 2015 No.13729949 >>13729937 >Needing onee-sans >Not being a man and watching over others

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:12:43 2015 No.13729951 >>13729948 >touching my stuff without my permission Yeah, that seems about right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:12:44 2015 No.13729952 >>13729941 As another oldest, it's really not. I've always wondered what having an onee-san feels like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:17:34 2015 No.13729966 Your Waifu tells you she's into metal. She asks you what your favorite metal song is to see if you have shit taste or not. Which song do you have her listen to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:17:56 2015 No.13729967 File: 324 KB, 651x1000, 1382929236348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey kid, wanna gamble?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:18:16 2015 No.13729971 >>13729966 I'm not in highschool anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:18:52 2015 No.13729974 >>13729966 Anything from Fear Factory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:19:58 2015 No.13729977 >>13729949 >Not being capable of also being watched over What a sad and lonely fate to have to hold every one up and yet have no one to fall back on. >>13729966 >Implying I have a favorite

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:20:59 2015 No.13729981 >>13729966 Oh, I love Metal! And Kirby has metal! Kirby IS metal! I'll have her listen to some Kirby! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvjPa4RnSxY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69cqx_lDAWQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:24:10 2015 No.13729990 >>13729966 Through the Fire and he Flames by Dragonforce, of course!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:24:22 2015 No.13729991 >>13729519 Including your other sword?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:24:45 2015 No.13729992 >>13729977 Someone has to be the one at the end of the cycle. Can't fall back on anyone when you're placed last.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:25:48 2015 No.13729997 >>13729966 The Poet and the Pendulum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:26:16 2015 No.13729998 I want to be an Amazon's moby dick! I want her to chase me unsuccessfully, for years, only finally managing to get the upper hand when I'm old and gray!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:27:17 2015 No.13729999 >>13729928 >Resurrect as a wight Bro, I recognize that artist and I'm telling you that paladin onee-san is actually an alp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:27:31 2015 No.13730000 >>13729992 That's why it's a cycle. Some times even the weakest is more than enough to hold up a truly strong man. My pity to the one who doesn't even have that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:28:34 2015 No.13730004 >>13729999 >>13730000 Doublequads And who do you think should be there to hold the strongest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:28:37 2015 No.13730006 >>13729999 Nigga, stop being a fag and use your imagination for things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:28:42 2015 No.13730008 >>13729974 >>13729981 >>13729990 fukin brutal m8s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:30:01 2015 No.13730012 >>13729966 Metal is for fags. Progressive Rock is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:30:40 2015 No.13730016 Uh oh! Your daughteru says she wants to go to Minecon 2015! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04rKoWe8Iek Do you let her? Bear in mind she's still looking for a husband!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:31:38 2015 No.13730017 >>13730004 Why not the weakest? People need to be supported in different ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:31:44 2015 No.13730018 >>13730016 That video is almost Citizen Kane levels of sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:32:22 2015 No.13730023 >>13730016 Holy shit that legitimately made me want to kill myself. Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:35:46 2015 No.13730034 >>13730016 I punish her for her shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:36:52 2015 No.13730038 >>13730016 Son, I will show this to my wife and she will look to me, her face pale with horror before saying. >Husband, dick the daughter, dick her hard so we don't bring this shame to the family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:39:07 2015 No.13730043 >>13730016 I've got the urge to purge now, thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:39:10 2015 No.13730044 File: 427 KB, 450x450, 603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730016 Show her this vid and then huddle up together in the corner out of extreme cringe for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:39:17 2015 No.13730045 >>13730038 I think that's probably the one thing worse than letting her go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:40:28 2015 No.13730051 >>13730045 no u

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:40:31 2015 No.13730052 >>13730045 >Dicking the daughteru yourself is worse than letting her go full autist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:41:20 2015 No.13730055 >>13730052 Yes, that is correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:41:57 2015 No.13730059 >>13730045 Son, I'll let her do many things but I would NEVER let her go full autist. I will fill her with babies before then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:42:59 2015 No.13730062 File: 142 KB, 541x676, 54y45y45y45y45y45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13729728 Back to your containment board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:43:49 2015 No.13730064 >>13730052 Glad we agree, anon.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:43:54 2015 No.13730065 [DELETED]

>>13730055
You're retarded. If she went full autist and married some Minecraft LPer or some shit I'd have to disown her. By dicking her and making her my second wife, me and her mother can work on rehabilitating her and correcting her shit tastes, so she can become a respectable member of society.

I don't even like younger girls, but sometimes we have to do things we don't like for the sake of our family and the ones we love.

>>13730062
Wait are you defending going to jail for "muh online harassment"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:44:37 2015 No.13730068 File: 195 KB, 960x1280, 454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730055 There is literally nothing wrong with daughteru dicking

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:45:04 2015 No.13730069 [DELETED]

>>13727580
>she gets rid of her boyshorts and starts wearing lewd panties with heart-shaped holes over her butt
>she slowly begins developing scylla-like curves
>on the day you first took her butt virginity you return home to find her on your bed, hands and feet bound together in ribbon, a gag in her mouth, and her ass on display for you

Please, don't spoil the alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:45:37 2015 No.13730070 >>13730065 I've heard some pretty convoluted excuses for dicking the daughteru, but that one may take the cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:46:47 2015 No.13730076 >>13730070 Sometimes you have to dick the daughteru for her own good.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:46:58 2015 No.13730077
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>>13729946
>Paladin childhood friend wanders into some mystical radiation and mutates into an Abomination
>She figures she's lost anyway, so it doesn't matter if she commits some more sin
>And by that she means deflowering her lewd, inky black, undulating tentaclepussy on you while still wearing her old, battered and stained breastplate
>Slowly her abominable mouth falls slack and you stare right at the mass of tentacles writhing between her three jaws as your white mixes with her black
I could have sworn I had a cute new picture of an Abomination but I guess I forgot to save it or something.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:47:02 2015 No.13730078

>>13727580
>she gets rid of her boyshorts and starts wearing lewd panties with heart-shaped holes over her butt
>she slowly begins developing scylla-like curves
>on the anniversary of the day you first took her butt virginity you return home to find her on your bed, hands and feet bound together in ribbon, a gag in her mouth, and her ass on display for you for the taking

Please, don't spoil the alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:48:02 2015 No.13730083 >>13730070 He just wants to find a reason to dick his daughteru. Best to leave him to his fantasies. remember that one fag from a while back that tried to play it off as fatherly instincts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:48:23 2015 No.13730084 >>13730018 >>13730023 >>13730034 >>13730038 >>13730043 >>13730044 I don't get it, what is he screaming?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:49:16 2015 No.13730088 >>13730083 But I don't want to dick the daughteru. But I'd rather dick her than her die a horrible death.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:50:53 2015 No.13730095

>>13730084
It's not about what he's screaming.

It's about the way he dresses, talks and how he gets no feedback from anyone other than getting the microphone forcefully removed from his hand like a child despite looking like a fag in his 20's

A 20 year old goes to a fucking minecraft convention, might I add

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:50:53 2015 No.13730096 >>13730088 >But I don't want to dick the daughteru. The fact that it was your very first solution to the problem says otherwise, daughter dicker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:51:23 2015 No.13730099 File: 308 KB, 546x700, 1427730023785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730062 Normally you wouldn't be worth a response, but I guess that would be offensive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:52:06 2015 No.13730101 >>13730083 >Play off dicking your daughteru as fatherly instincts Oh wow, you serious? That's some hardcore delusion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:52:08 2015 No.13730102 >>13730096 Well from the >>13730038, it was the waifu's idea, not mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:52:40 2015 No.13730104 >>13730095 >A 20 year old goes to a fucking minecraft convention I always imagined the fan base of mine craft to be 20 to 30 year old neck beards to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:53:38 2015 No.13730109 >>13730104 It used to be, but now it's all faggy little kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:53:49 2015 No.13730110 >>13730095 >A 20 year old goes to a fucking minecraft convention is that wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:53:58 2015 No.13730111 File: 270 KB, 1000x1000, mouse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730102 >it was the waifu's idea, not mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:54:19 2015 No.13730112 >>13730065 I'm not defending anything. I'm simply telling the one using buzzwords like "cuck" and "sjw" to go back to /v/ or /pol/. These underage kids are very easy to spot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:54:38 2015 No.13730113 >>13730038 She doesn't have to tell me twice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:55:35 2015 No.13730116 File: 142 KB, 541x679, 346346346345634534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730099

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:55:48 2015 No.13730120 >>13730112 Stop being an oversensitive cuck. >>13730110 Do you really need an answer for that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:55:55 2015 No.13730121 >>13730102 Gentlemen, this man is now blaming a fictional waifu for what he himself posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:56:10 2015 No.13730122 >>13730038 >>13730016 I would slam that daughter pussy if it saves her from that horrible fate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:56:24 2015 No.13730123 >>13730062 >>13730099 >>13730116 Can't all three of you fuck off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:57:16 2015 No.13730125 >>13730121 Your autism is showing anon. Why do you care what other people do to their imaginary daughters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:57:33 2015 No.13730128 >>13730120 You're the one crying about being told to fuck off and keep your meme spam to a minimum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:58:51 2015 No.13730130 >>13730128 Anon when you start bitching about someone using words that trigger you, you have no right to accuse other people of crying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:59:02 2015 No.13730131 >>13730120 why is it wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:00:00 2015 No.13730135 >>13730130 Telling you to fuck off for being cancer is not the same as being triggered. If anyone's triggered it's you because you're still crying about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:01:04 2015 No.13730139 >>13730125 I didn't say anything about dicking daughterus, my illiterate friend. Nice flawed reading comprehension you have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:01:34 2015 No.13730140 File: 244 KB, 600x937, 4a211f9446e094e5a7e5a841edc0edb4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I too late for abominations?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:01:36 2015 No.13730142 >>13730135 But I'm not even the original guy you told to fuck off. And how is it when you tell someone to fuck off, it's cool and hip, but when someone tells you to fuck off it's crying. I think you need to stop projecting.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:01:40 2015 No.13730143
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Truly, this is the most glorious of places to discuss monsters and wanting a dire wolf to hold your face against her puffy vulva with thighs that should be impossible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:02:36 2015 No.13730147 >>13730140 It's never to late for abominations. Also would paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:04:07 2015 No.13730153 The only good Monster Girl is an Alp. The rest are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:04:20 2015 No.13730154 >>13730095 but why is he yelling kappa is a refrence to nitori?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:04:21 2015 No.13730155 >>13730142 I told you to fuck off because /jp/ doesn't need to turn into the next /v/ with people spamming memes. You're telling me to fuck off because I told you to fuck off, aka crying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:04:24 2015 No.13730156 >>13730143 I want it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:05:34 2015 No.13730159 >>13730153 what if two dudes are in love with each other then demon energy turns them into alps, does it progress into yuri?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:07:07 2015 No.13730162 File: 1.16 MB, 625x626, 142.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730153 >>13730159

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:09:04 2015 No.13730165 >>13730159 Until a third anon comes along, then it's a threesome!

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:09:11 2015 No.13730166 [DELETED]

>>13730155
Don't pretend you give two shits about /jp/'s integrity, otherwise you'd know this thread was nothing but fugitive /a/nons.

And besides, you're the guy who posted the "back 2 /pol/" meme to a post that was ignored mostly and already long forgotten. It was over 2 hours old and you felt the need to reply to it. And again, you didn't really tell me to fuck off because not the guy who posted the original. You should know better than to try and identify people on an anonymous imageboard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:09:16 2015 No.13730167 File: 1.04 MB, 999x999, 024e60a8b75ce24fadd6fdabd68dfd7d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to train, and eat your vitamins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:09:33 2015 No.13730169 File: 262 KB, 640x480, Rubik's Cube.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which Monster has the best puzzle solving capabilities?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:10:41 2015 No.13730173 File: 534 KB, 850x850, 1434641278924.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730167 I want to be raped by a dark skinned yandere girl!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:12:20 2015 No.13730178 File: 458 KB, 2391x2136, 1435645805273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730173 I share your desire.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:13:14 2015 No.13730180 [DELETED]

>>13730166
> you're the guy who posted the "back 2 /pol/" meme
Back to /pol/ is not a meme. It's what's told to kids like you spamming /pol/ memes like cuck on other boards.
> It was over 2 hours old
You do know 2 hours is fresh on /jp/, right? Of course you don't. You're a crossboarding kiddie who is mad that you got called out on your cancer.
>otherwise you'd know this thread was nothing but fugitive /a/nons.
And there you go essentially admitting it with some award winning projection.

I think we're about done here. Fuck back off to wherever you came.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:15:48 2015 No.13730186 >>13730169 Crow Tengu Too bad they're also into CBT, but you can't win every time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:16:40 2015 No.13730188 >>13730111 >>13730111 Go away rat scum and take your sewer dwellers with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:16:45 2015 No.13730189 >>13730180 Not him but you're just embarrassing yourself now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:16:56 2015 No.13730191 >>13730180 >kids Gee senpai, how can I be as cool as you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:17:43 2015 No.13730194 >>13730191 You can start by not admitting that you're fresh off of the boat from /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:17:48 2015 No.13730195 >>13730180 >I think we're about done here. Fuck back off to wherever you came. Wow, what a cool finishing line! so badass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:18:36 2015 No.13730199 >>13730194 >implying I'm him Try again, cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:19:26 2015 No.13730201 >>13730195 >>13730189 Samefagging because you're angry isn't going to make this any less painful for you, /a/v/-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:22:16 2015 No.13730205 >>13730201 Ooh, so cool senpai. Did you read the time codes for that? >Implying I'm him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:22:36 2015 No.13730206 >>13730194 Well 85% of this thread is from /a/ though. I mean, that's history. It's a fact most people moved here when the threads were kicked off of /a/. Acting surprised people who used to post on /a/ are here is silly. >>13730201 Wow, so cool!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:22:39 2015 No.13730207 File: 709 KB, 820x953, 1401232445629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Manticore to save these threads!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:23:06 2015 No.13730208 >>13730201 >S-samefag It's time to stop shitposting, no one cares about your autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:24:50 2015 No.13730210 >>13730208 You used "I'm not him, but...". Don't cry because you got caught. Just make it less obvious next time, /a/v/-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:25:03 2015 No.13730212 >>13730186 >Crow Tengu >into CBT But they aren't manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:26:16 2015 No.13730213 >>13730169 That girl looks weirdly familiar, where's she from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:26:48 2015 No.13730214 File: 1.30 MB, 1600x1200, 1415823325844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730207

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:27:54 2015 No.13730218

>>13730153
http://i.imgur.com/yHG8ESo.png

What monstergirls synergize well with alps?
>Holstaur to provide the growing Alp with plenty of nutritious milk
>Succubus nee-san to train the Alp into being a proper succubutt, and then when she's stage 3, to compare notes as they both sink further into depravity
>Cyclops or Wyvern so you can bully them all
>Manticore, because she'll rape the Alp with her tailpussy as much as she rapes you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:27:59 2015 No.13730219 >>13730210 You need to take it easy Mister!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:28:06 2015 No.13730220 >>13730210 >You used "I'm not him, but...". No nigger, I used that, precisely so you wouldn't think there were samefagging going on. Clearly your autism game is too strong tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:28:32 2015 No.13730221 File: 38 KB, 736x171, Herp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730210 Is that so?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:28:45 2015 No.13730223 File: 903 KB, 804x621, 1410497133039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730213 JM's new lolifox in MGQP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:28:55 2015 No.13730224 >>13730169 Dragons! They're the other half of Puzzle &!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:30:11 2015 No.13730226 >>13730218 Succubus Nee-san! I want to be the youngest brother and get raped by Alp onee-san as oldest sister Succubus uses me to teach the Alp all about how to fuck a human boy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:30:28 2015 No.13730229 >>13730220 That's the textbook "I'm samefagging right now but TOTALLY don't want people to notice" line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:31:43 2015 No.13730232 >>13730221 So you post the wrong screencap, and then deleted your image. I think you just gave yourself away, a/v/-kun. Instead of embarrassing yourself like this don't you have translated manga and anime to read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:31:49 2015 No.13730233 >>13730229 >Only one person could disagree with me Textbox autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:33:01 2015 No.13730237 File: 8 KB, 634x94, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730229 You're just lucky I'm spiteful enough to prove you wrong, faggot. >inb4 photoshop and image editing Teach me how to tell by the pixels, senpai!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:34:46 2015 No.13730243 >>13730218 Cheshire, Dark Elf, Gazer or Ogre to bully Alps like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:38:08 2015 No.13730251 >>13730243 What would happen if a Monster Girl who had a crush on a human boy, but didn't know how to express it started bullying him, and she ended up bullying him so hard he alps spontaneously during one bullying session?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:39:37 2015 No.13730253 File: 16 KB, 735x113, 354534534534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730237 I'm curious. Does this tactic you're trying actually work on /a/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:39:54 2015 No.13730254 >>13730251 That's not how alping works.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:39:56 2015 No.13730255

>>13730243
>Ogre telling me that I'm a sissy and that means she can do whatever she wants to me
>Gazer half laughing, half crying as she rapes me, saying she can smell the alp potential on me and that she's going to turn me into a freak like her
>Dark Elf whispering in my ear that through pain, mistress will make me perfect
>Cheshire saying she'll take me on an adventure, not guaranteeing I'll be the same when I reach the other side

Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:40:24 2015 No.13730258 File: 696 KB, 1251x1493, 23475a91ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are girls with long tongues so great?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:41:12 2015 No.13730260 >>13730254 I like how this statement needs to be made at least three times per thread,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:41:13 2015 No.13730261 >>13730253 Nobody cares you autist, just stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:42:07 2015 No.13730262 >>13730258 Because you can french kiss them while you ram them from behind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:42:17 2015 No.13730264 File: 55 KB, 319x326, 1350797397326.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730255

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:42:26 2015 No.13730265 >>13730253 >babbies first firebug modification nigger I don't even know what this means let alone how to use it. Because I'm not so autistic as to need it. You're really clutching hard at those straws to make this samefag thing happen aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:42:48 2015 No.13730266 >>13730260 Anons are not known for being smart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:43:28 2015 No.13730269 >>13730253 Anon are you always this autistic or just on Saturday?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:44:33 2015 No.13730271 >>13730265 I understand that you're pathetic, but feigning retardation isn't exactly a good tactic after you lose a discussion. Keep the last .01% of your dignity and stop posting now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:48:17 2015 No.13730281 >>13730262 But I'd rather she throat fuck me with that tongue while she rides me stupid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:51:54 2015 No.13730289 >>13729911 I don`t remember any of those characters at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:54:37 2015 No.13730292 File: 62 KB, 402x454, Spilled Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730289 All the characters on the left are from Rance 6. They were hacked into the game for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:57:49 2015 No.13730298 File: 467 KB, 800x1000, yanlaska.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would femdom yandere save her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:58:27 2015 No.13730299 >>13730298 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:59:36 2015 No.13730303 >>13730258 Is that Set? That looks like .less' Set.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:00:26 2015 No.13730305 >>13730292 Ah, that explains it. I was thinking they were unlockable characters that I overlooked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:06:26 2015 No.13730330 >>13730298 I wanna hug a stab happy yan. I wonder if something would snap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:06:47 2015 No.13730332 File: 143 KB, 1500x2000, kikimorasquire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:08:15 2015 No.13730336 File: 162 KB, 1500x2000, manticoreknight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:09:31 2015 No.13730339 >>13730299 >>13730330 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQOjAki8TLk Guys pls. Why can't I please you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:09:49 2015 No.13730340 >>13730332 >>13730336 10/10 would party up with Are these from that game you were talking about a while back that you wanted to make?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:09:57 2015 No.13730341 >>13730332 She serves to protect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:10:14 2015 No.13730343 >>13730298 Why is Laska a yandere now? Have I missed something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:10:22 2015 No.13730344 >>13730332 >>13730336 That looks pretty nice, Mithril. Might wanna work on the Manticore's feet, thought.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:10:36 2015 No.13730345 >>13730339 I dunno, git gud I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:11:03 2015 No.13730349 >>13730340 >>13730344 I'm not from this board, I simply wanted to share something I drew

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:11:23 2015 No.13730351 >>13730344 >Mithril I though it was Hyphen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:11:40 2015 No.13730353 File: 85 KB, 700x1002, r202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to watch the freedom fireworks with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:12:41 2015 No.13730356 >>13730349 Ah. Well, you did good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:13:03 2015 No.13730358 >>13730349 >>13730351 Oh well, thought it was mithril because of the line style. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:14:40 2015 No.13730364 >>13730343 It's because Laska has always had potential to be a yandere?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:19:34 2015 No.13730371 >>13730298 Save her from what? >>13730303 It is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:21:27 2015 No.13730373 >>13730371 Being a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:22:27 2015 No.13730378 File: 421 KB, 1000x1500, BadJinko2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, if I'm here I might as well offer myself to sketching something Don't expect lightning speed though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:24:00 2015 No.13730382 >>13730378 Elf-Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:25:08 2015 No.13730384 >>13730378 Punk vampire twins.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:25:58 2015 No.13730386

To the anons I promised mouse, cat and wolf sheanigans on a mall, cougar alp included, I'm sorry, suddenly life happened and I stopped being a hippie (job) my bitching doesn't leave me time to even try to write.

Sorry really, I don't like making false promises.
/blog

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:26:38 2015 No.13730387 >>1373038 Hey, that my shtick!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:26:54 2015 No.13730389 >>13730378 Dire wolf carrying her husbando around with her tail

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:26:54 2015 No.13730390 Where's Freedom Papi when you need her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:27:37 2015 No.13730393 >>13730386 So don't make promises. Write whenever is good for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:27:40 2015 No.13730394 >>13730387 Whoa what? I clicked on >>13730382 The shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:28:07 2015 No.13730397 >>13730386 At least you're not me wallowing in a grotesque sea of procrastination and self-deprication.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:29:14 2015 No.13730399 File: 78 KB, 316x473, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:30:38 2015 No.13730407 >>13730399 The ghoul that makes ice cream is the cutest

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:31:40 2015 No.13730409 >>13730399 doot doot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:31:52 2015 No.13730410 >>13730394 You cannot limit the basedness of elf-wight to just one man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:32:25 2015 No.13730412 File: 719 KB, 943x1200, 49399705_p7_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop mofu rape end mofu rape culture

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:32:49 2015 No.13730418 >>13730410 >basedness of elf-wight If she was so based Loen would have drew her by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:33:05 2015 No.13730419 >>13730412 I like how it wraps around her pseudopenis.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:33:18 2015 No.13730420

>>13730393
Yeah well but I promised stories in exchange for ideas, guess now it's the long waiting game for a free day.
>>13730397
Anon pls I do that every single day, more so now that I can't stay all day on the internet looking at cute/porn/fun to kill my thoughts.
Don't be so sad though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:33:30 2015 No.13730421 >>13730386 >cougar alp I suddenly want this. I and my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:33:45 2015 No.13730422 >>13730412 commence mofu rape in my immediate vicinity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:34:58 2015 No.13730425 >>13730421 The basic idea was the mall thing and then an overly excited anon wanted to have a stage 2 cougar alp trying to seduce/rape someone to advance the stage, maybe with a little hrlp from the brats she was supossed to watch over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:36:28 2015 No.13730429 >>13730418 Eh. what can you do

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:38:20 2015 No.13730433

>>13730429
Sit and wait and hope he even remembers about it? I sometimes wonder if he's more preoccupied with drawing Mia's tits JUST right. Like, there's a bunch of empty soda cans and pizza boxes laid out across his floor as he sits in front of his computer, redrawing the same pair of tits for the millionth time to get it RIGHT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:39:30 2015 No.13730437 >>13730433 I wonder if the breasts speak the perfect ratio to him in his dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:40:43 2015 No.13730440 >>13730425 I'd definitely fuck a desperate cougar Alp and stage 3 her. It'd be fun and Desperate Cakes make the best wives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:43:29 2015 No.13730450 >>13730440 You might be on to something there, they are getting old and desperate for a hubby so they try and be nice girls. New objective it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:43:41 2015 No.13730452 >>13730440 I would argue that desperation makes for the worst relationships since their drive is out of the need for someone, not specifically you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:49:51 2015 No.13730467 >>13730452 It can still grow into love. What you're pushing is just a reskinned >monsters can't love argument based on the idea that they're just desperate for cock and any will do.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:56:30 2015 No.13730484
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>>13730255
>I know what your problem is!
>You're a bitch in mind, but not in body!
>Well don't worry, big sis is going to work her mamono mana and fix that for you! No need to thank me!

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:57:21 2015 No.13730485
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>>13730467
I wasn't speaking of MGs, but in general. It's one of the reasons why women don't like desperate guys.

That dreadful business aside, I'd like a big strong wolf who is desperate, but hides it well, to more or less force herself on me. She has a difficult time keeping anyone because so few men like taller women, let along strong ones, so she's specifically going for guys she thinks don't have a chance with the majority of women "that guys like." And then rapes them, hoping for stockholm to kick in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:03:11 2015 No.13730504 >>13730485 Joke's on her, I'd marry her in a heartbeat if she wasn't a ruined goods slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:06:39 2015 No.13730513 >>13730484 I don't know why, but the idea of Monster Girls sexually making a human boy an alp is fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:07:08 2015 No.13730516 File: 413 KB, 371x651, American Papi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] happy america day!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:09:52 2015 No.13730526 >>13730516 Absolutely beautiful. Happy birthday to liberty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:14:09 2015 No.13730540 File: 41 KB, 800x800, WightElf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:15:23 2015 No.13730544 >>13730485 But what does she do when the guy she's 'raping' starts hugging her and kissing her and fucking back?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:19:14 2015 No.13730557 >>13730540 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:22:11 2015 No.13730564 >>13730452 Or the best. She's desperate, and once she finally has someone (IE you) she won't ever want to let go, not wanting to go back to the hell of being alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:23:36 2015 No.13730571 >>13730564 Being alone isn't that bad. People who say that are just fucking pussies that can't handle anything without crying like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:24:51 2015 No.13730578 >>13730571 >People who say that are just fucking pussies that can't handle anything without crying like a bitch. In other words, a desperate christmas cake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:25:36 2015 No.13730581 >>13730540 Cool, can you do a punk Dullahan next?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:25:51 2015 No.13730584 >>13730578 A christmas cake who was coddled as a child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:26:39 2015 No.13730592 >>13730571 Or people who have a stronger desire for intimacy and closeness than others.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:26:52 2015 No.13730596 >>13730584 >A christmas cake who was coddled as a child. In other words, the Cougar Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:27:22 2015 No.13730599 >>13730596 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:30:50 2015 No.13730612 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:31:57 2015 No.13730618 File: 169 KB, 500x500, freedom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730516 Papi's back is broken like no other >>13730384 >>13730581 Has punk become popular again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:32:39 2015 No.13730619 >>13730618 why does freedom harpy look like a dyke?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:34:23 2015 No.13730623 File: 734 KB, 1500x2000, because-she-is.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730619

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:39:52 2015 No.13730637 >You will never take on an entire Russian monster girl mob so you can kill the boss's daughter that killed your dog and stole your car.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:42:43 2015 No.13730646 >>13730637 >You'll never come home from one of your mass murdering sessions and find a mouse girl wearing a human face mask sitting in your couch holding a suppressed Mac-11 >She'll never shoot you before you can react and put you in a coma

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:43:27 2015 No.13730651 File: 276 KB, 725x856, 1398732126488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] let us post the most American monster girl, the holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:44:23 2015 No.13730654 >>13730646 >You will never then storm an entire police station alone and hate fuck her into unconsciousness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:46:08 2015 No.13730657 File: 412 KB, 1000x1280, 1414558095723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730651 I want to introduce a Zipangu MG to stuff like Barbeque stuff like ribs and pull pork sandwiches. All that good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:47:54 2015 No.13730662 AMERICA fanfiction.net/s/11261355/3/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:48:35 2015 No.13730668 >>13730662 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:49:26 2015 No.13730671 >>13730662 Exit stage right

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:49:30 2015 No.13730672 >>13730657 I'd give some Zipangu monsters my pork sandwich if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:50:06 2015 No.13730673 >>13730662 Eat shit and die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:50:09 2015 No.13730674 File: 539 KB, 640x360, clap.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730540 Not bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:51:26 2015 No.13730680 >>13730672 >trading Orc slaves >on Freedom Day Shame on you anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:51:35 2015 No.13730681 >>13730672 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:53:54 2015 No.13730689 >>13730680 >>13730681 I meant the one in my pants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:53:54 2015 No.13730690 File: 578 KB, 800x1280, 1401239040825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730516 >tfw no loud, boisterous patriotic Eagle Harpy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:54:05 2015 No.13730691 >>13730657 I know what you're thinking anon, please do not abuse the Holsts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:54:49 2015 No.13730693 >>13730689 You have a, Orc in your pants? You should get that checked out Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:55:05 2015 No.13730694 >>13730690 good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:55:43 2015 No.13730697 >>13730691 No way I'd do that. Holsts are great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:55:47 2015 No.13730698 >>13730680 Freedom Day a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:55:47 2015 No.13730699 >>13730693 No I have a pork sandwich in my pants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:56:42 2015 No.13730702 >>13730690 Refer to >>13730623, mgqg already has one

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:56:46 2015 No.13730704
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Reminder to come to Porkers Bar & Grill for our 4th of July specials for our delicious, mouth-watering P'Orc style BBQ!

Our girls will be wearing star-spangled hats and clothes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:56:47 2015 No.13730706 >>13730699 I don't think putting a sandwich in your pants is healthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:57:02 2015 No.13730707 >>13730689 Trading away a miniMG is even worse!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:58:58 2015 No.13730711 >no warband of Ogre-P'Orc hybrids to bully elves with

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:59:07 2015 No.13730713 >>13730704 But I don't live in America, also. >Paying for overpriced restaurant garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:00:13 2015 No.13730717 >>13730704 I would never go to such a vulgar place, I only frequent high class clubs where the MGs hang out with the men of their own free will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:01:53 2015 No.13730724 >>13730516 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:03:26 2015 No.13730729 >>13730713 Don't worry, America is coming for you this year to bring the freedom. BYOB

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:04:11 2015 No.13730733

>>13730713
>>13730717
What's wrong with big-titted, fat-bottomed P'Orcs bringing you plate after plate of BBQ'd meat and beer to wash it down?

The staff flirting with you as you get more drunk and offering to take you to the backrooms, having sex with you while still wearing their lewd, but patriotic outfits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:04:34 2015 No.13730735 >>13730657 >Zipangu Holst

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:04:51 2015 No.13730737 File: 455 KB, 540x720, Bunny and Dogu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730724 >USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:05:44 2015 No.13730743 >>13730733 I'm not paying over $15 for some fucking food I can make at home for way cheaper just so I can fuck a stupid pig girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:05:47 2015 No.13730744 >>13729301 reupload the one with the abomination-thing-something, i liked that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:06:42 2015 No.13730746 >>13730743 He has a point. Why go to some restaurant to get food when you can just make it at home?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:08:09 2015 No.13730751 File: 94 KB, 500x700, 1396501659946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730657 I want to date a Longhorn Minotaur, who embodies Texas by being loud and liking guns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:08:20 2015 No.13730755 >>13730746 Because you are lazy and you just want to chill on a holiday while sweaty P'Ork make you food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:09:32 2015 No.13730761 >>13730755 But what if you're not even American? He's not American. I'm not American. We don't get your holiday You can't even call it a holiday. It's a weekend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:09:33 2015 No.13730762 >>13730743 >>13730746 You've clearly never tried P'Orc-style BBQ before.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:09:53 2015 No.13730765

>>13730733
Such a vulgar place, I only go to places where I may have high intellectual discussion with Monster Girls.

Why in one of my favorite high class places there is the March Hare and we discuss nothing lewd at all. She just loves to hear how I grow my thick vegetables, all the different places I eat out and my antique collection of weapons. She just loves to hear me describe their means of penetration and their firing rate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:09:59 2015 No.13730766 >>13730755 Would rather bend a sweaty P'orc over the table and tenderize her fat butt. Like the Butcha-U doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:10:43 2015 No.13730767 >>13730755 >Implying Cooking is fucking easy as shit if you're not brain dead, I'd rather just BBQ some burgers at home than eat at a monster girl restaurant.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:14:10 2015 No.13730775

>>13730765
I guess there's a lot of Zipangu restaurants that are a bit more classy, excluding the Oni sake bars of course.

As for very fine dining, there's bound to be a restaurant owned by a very old Vampire, who has built the restaurant into her own private chateau in the mountains. Her chateau also acts as an expensive hotel for the most discerning customers, sleeping in luxurious beds in historically rich decorated rooms. Though you might wake up in the morning with little bitemarks on your neck.

Any restaurants are possible!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:14:15 2015 No.13730776 >>13730767 Sometime you don't want to cook for yourself despite that it's pretty simple. Would never let your waifu cook for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:15:28 2015 No.13730779 >>13730775 Sounds divine, I'll be sure to try it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:16:16 2015 No.13730781 >>13730776 Of course I wouldn't. I make what I want, if she wants something else she can go ahead and make it, but I won't eat it unless I absolutely have to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:16:57 2015 No.13730783 File: 433 KB, 688x875, 50798864_p7_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730767 Because then you have to prepare everything, actually cook it, then clean up. I'd rather just skip straight to the eating part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:17:35 2015 No.13730785 >>13730783 >Not cleaning up while cooking Amateurs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:18:09 2015 No.13730788 >>13730783 Fucking lazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:18:40 2015 No.13730792 >>13729863 I really like that! It's adorable! >>13730564 Which monstergirl is best at healing someone after a life of gaslighting and abuse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:18:58 2015 No.13730794 >>13730788 I'd rather spend more time playing vidya or shitposting in MG threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:19:06 2015 No.13730795 >>13730783 Wolf GIrls shed fur everywhere, that includes the food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:20:25 2015 No.13730799 >>13730794 This is why you will never have a waifu.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:21:13 2015 No.13730801
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>>13730795
Anon, have you never owned pets that shed? Yes the fur gets everywhere, but it's not like there's clouds of it billowing through the air.

>>13730799
>implying my Cheshire waifu wouldn't want to just order Chinese and help me shitpost

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:21:29 2015 No.13730804 >>13730795 How do you keep your wolf girl cool in the summer? Money is no object.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:22:12 2015 No.13730805 >>13730804 Trim her and get a dog pool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:22:28 2015 No.13730806 >>13730801 >tfw you will never come home every day and see a Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:23:29 2015 No.13730810 File: 503 KB, 800x1030, 1401421289331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730804 I tell her to start panting like a dog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:25:08 2015 No.13730812 >>13730806 Good. I don't want monster girls in my home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:25:21 2015 No.13730816 >>13730804 Have a house with air conditioning? Is it really that uncommon? Well, I guess I'm also fortunate I live next to the great lakes so it doesn't get super hot all that often. There will be maybe two or three weeks total where it's 90 or above.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:25:23 2015 No.13730817 >>13730761 You can pretend that monster girls exist, you can pretend you are American for a day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:27:06 2015 No.13730825 >>13730817 I'll pass on the American part

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:27:19 2015 No.13730827 >>13730812 I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:27:34 2015 No.13730828 >>13730806 Life would never be boring. Though the house would smell of lavender.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:28:12 2015 No.13730832 >>13730804 Hire a slimegirl for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:28:21 2015 No.13730833 >>13730816 It isn't. Mostly I thought it would be a question with cute answers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:28:22 2015 No.13730834 >>13730744 I'd rather stay irrelevant. But okay b'hay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:28:27 2015 No.13730836 >>13730828 That doesn't sound like a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:28:41 2015 No.13730837 >>13730812 I know right? They'd be invading our houses all the time and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:29:09 2015 No.13730840 >>13730828 I see no problem. Unless you're allergic to lavender

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:30:38 2015 No.13730844 >>13730833 Go into a grocery store when it's hot. Then, when no one is looking slip into the back into the refrigerated/freezer section and cuddle in your wolfu's fluff when it's nice and cold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:31:26 2015 No.13730845 >>13730817 >2015 >wanting to be american You almost had me there for a second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:43:23 2015 No.13730876 File: 759 KB, 1096x1025, 1436027135132.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So who's excited to see Not-Tharja in FE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:44:56 2015 No.13730880 >>13730876 >have hot onee-san >have hot fox girl I'm sorry what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:46:28 2015 No.13730889 >>13730876 Well, Tharja was best waifu in FE:A, she seems to have some stiff competition in Fates. There's Tharja, Not!Tharja, and onee-sans a plenty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:48:21 2015 No.13730896 >>13730876 >not going straight for fox girl HOSHIDO STRONG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:49:33 2015 No.13730898 >>13730896 I dunno, I preferred Orochi instead. I will get a lamia pic of her one day. I swear it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:50:08 2015 No.13730904 Question about mini-MGs, how would you stop kids from getting them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:52:00 2015 No.13730909 File: 1.13 MB, 2772x3047, Gatchamon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730904 ID required to enter the Wurm and Lilim shop where they are sold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:52:30 2015 No.13730911 >>13730898 I'm too interested in monster girls to care about the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:53:18 2015 No.13730913 >>13730876 >Lamia Tharja God, YES. >She's not wearing a body stocking adapted for her tail Missed opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:53:39 2015 No.13730915 >>13730909 Ah that makes sense. It'd be too much trouble if a kid got their hands on one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:54:45 2015 No.13730917 File: 58 KB, 205x189, smug motherfucker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730909

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:55:15 2015 No.13730920
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>>13730915
Especially now that people are doing underground Not-Pokemon battles with them. Those mini-Wurms can still wreck a car despite their size.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:55:53 2015 No.13730922 >>13730909 >>13730915 Don't forget the age requirements are pretty lax in MGC. You can get a MGC Official Kidnapping License at only age twelve, or ten with parental release forms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:56:07 2015 No.13730924 >>13730909 What if i end up with a harem before i get the MG i actually want?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:56:59 2015 No.13730929 >>13730924 T-take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:57:23 2015 No.13730930 >>13730924 Since Shirohebi are abundant and you'll most likely come home with like 100 of them after spending too much money....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:58:14 2015 No.13730934 >>13730920 Oh yeah. Of course some kids might get fake IDs and try and get one. >>13730922 Oh. Well I just hope the mini-MGs would act responsibly. Also thinking about it girls might collect them too because they're cute.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:58:18 2015 No.13730935
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>>13730876
While Shara looks lovely and I'm very much looking forward to the yuri route there are plenty of other cute girls in Fates.

I've got my eyes on Hinoka, Rinkah, Shara, Kinu, Azura, Camilla, Ophelia, Elise, Nyx, Velour and the maids.

Goddamn I hope this game has some serious replay value besides supports because it's going to take a while (And probably several playthroughs) to pick a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:59:04 2015 No.13730938 File: 367 KB, 1000x1000, 1435649065501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730909 I wonder if there's a tiny Kakuen in there?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:59:48 2015 No.13730940

>>13730904
Harsh punishment laws? Required Identification upon sale.

Magical magical stuff that can read age from a finger print if using a capsule dispenser. I mean. The convoluted excuses could go on and on.

I'm sure it wouldn't be far fetched for there to be some recall spell tied to the legal aged buyer. That automatically kicked in if a child so much as touched one. Because 'magic' and children aren't allowed to have fun. Ever. At all. No fun allowed. They have school work to do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:00:06 2015 No.13730943 >>13730938 No, they have such a large backlog of extra Shirohebi they rarely have room to spare to order the newer ones. They gotta clear their stock first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:00:45 2015 No.13730944 >>13730935 >No Kagerou >No Orochi 8/10 list, but not good enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:00:49 2015 No.13730945 >>13730920 That Wurm looks very concerned. Also >Long sleeves >Loose long hair >Glasses qt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:00:49 2015 No.13730946 >>13730943 But I want a monkey one!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:01:41 2015 No.13730947 >>13730940 Yes, and they live in separate schools to MGs. Then when they get into high shcool and become teenagers then the fun begins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:02:10 2015 No.13730950 File: 993 KB, 250x250, 17.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730935 >Belka >MUH CLAY

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:03:14 2015 No.13730953

>>13730904
It's okay even if kids get them. Once they get bored or hungry enough, they usually wander off and join one of the microcities that usually pop up under someone's porch, attic or closet. Sometimes air vents too, but if a (full size) yandere Oomukade or Shirohebi tries to sneak into the house through the vents, it usually wrecks their city. So they don't build in vents as often anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:03:51 2015 No.13730955 >>13730945 She should be, she did just misplace your heart and put a little Shirohebi Gatcha orb in as a replacement. Only real thing keeping you alive is the Dialysis magince that's actually a slurpie machine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:04:00 2015 No.13730956 >>13730935 >barren womb >men Infertile would have been a better word

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:05:16 2015 No.13730958 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, 1425879434342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone want to trade for my Anubis Gatchamon? It's not shiny, but she's pretty smart, helped me with my math exam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:06:20 2015 No.13730961 >>13730958 I'll trade two holst twins for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:06:43 2015 No.13730963 >>13730958 Sorry, I'm pretty happy with my mini wurm, now that I have her tunneling through a big piece of cork instead of my cement floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:07:01 2015 No.13730965 >>13730958 >Trading her just like that after she saved your ass in math Fucking wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:07:19 2015 No.13730968 >>13730956 Sterile eve better still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:08:07 2015 No.13730970 File: 624 KB, 2000x1444, Wurm and Ryu scarf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730958 No thanks, I already have like 4 of them. >>13730963 Mini Wurms are super cool, but not as fashionable as Ryu are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:08:41 2015 No.13730972 >>13730965 To be honest she's a bit of a taskmaster, she wakes me up at 6am everyday, telling me off for being lazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:09:04 2015 No.13730974 >>13730953 >It's okay even if kids get them Yeah but would their parents approve?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:09:48 2015 No.13730976 >>13730935 >Kinu Well, now I'm thinking about Hoshido.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:11:34 2015 No.13730981 >>13730970 Mini Ryus are super fashionable, they can also control the weather in small isolated spots. Summoning up tiny rain clouds to water your garden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:12:13 2015 No.13730982 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:14:12 2015 No.13730986

>>13730981
They can also prevent you from being hit by rain.
It's like you no longer need an umbrella anymore. Only thing really bad about them is that their tail fur/hair might be itchy to some people.

But that doesn't mean Wurms are completely inferior. They're a pretty solid choice and provide adequate amounts of fashion, very much like Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:15:52 2015 No.13730989 >>13730935 >Sigurd 2.0 that bitch be burning

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:16:19 2015 No.13730990 >>13730986 How are Apophis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:18:16 2015 No.13730992 >>13730990 They're price gouged to hell and back because of how little there are, as well as not even that fashionable due to their coloration and cobra ornament. They're more for intimidation and being exotic than fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:19:47 2015 No.13730994 >>13730909 I wonder how many Mantis' there are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:20:31 2015 No.13730995 >>13730994 Lots. You just cant see them because they're hiding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:22:46 2015 No.13730997 >>13730995 Bitch, you try finding a Doppelganger then you can talk about finding hidden minis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:24:14 2015 No.13731000 >>13730997 All Doppels come in a special colored orb with a unique symbol on it. It's impossible to miss one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:25:38 2015 No.13731002 File: 1.22 MB, 2480x3507, 1388130302705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fantastic Feline Fannies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:27:34 2015 No.13731007 >>13731002 I want to spank her.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:28:02 2015 No.13731009

>>13731000
Except that most of the time they swap containers with other minis in the morning when it's time to get back into the ball. I hear it's because they hate the attention that comes from getting an extra-unique container.

I once knew a guy who was convinced he owned a doppelganger for like three years before he showed an appraiser and found out it was just a normal Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:30:04 2015 No.13731015 >>13731009 They can't get out of the orbs unless someone opens them for them. We've got a mystery on out hands here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:31:17 2015 No.13731017 >>13731007 Would you let her spank you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:31:24 2015 No.13731019 >>13731002 but

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:32:02 2015 No.13731021 File: 346 KB, 2622x1651, 4brDqQZ (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731015 >Being this much of newb to mini collecting They don't stay in there all the time (wouldn't it be cramped?)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:33:36 2015 No.13731024 >>13731021 The inside of it function like a mini pocket dimension that's as big as a 5 star hotel's suite. Didn't you read the pamphlet? I bet you don't even know that they get free cable in them either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:42:53 2015 No.13731039 >>13730972 That's where you grab her and lie her on your chest, using your hand as a blanket so she'll caught by surprise and have no other option but to nap with you. Have you not read the Gachamono 101 manual?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:43:32 2015 No.13731040 >>13731021 >>13731024 Joking aside, they wouldn't they in there forever. When night falls, and the Lilim and Wurm go to bed, they all get out of their orbs/machines and do things sort of like in The Indian in the Cupboard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:43:47 2015 No.13731041 >>13731021 I want to get a mini Yeti to keep my mug of hot chocolate warm in the winter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:46:12 2015 No.13731045 >>13731021 How would a mini-mg that i get feel if i tell her i didn't really mean to get her because i was hoping for another type?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:46:28 2015 No.13731046 >>13731002 Do you think a Cheshire would let me pin her down and ravage her until she ahegaos or would she just bully me for trying

RS Sat Jul 4 20:47:05 2015 No.13731047
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Happy Freedom Day. Have another chapter: http://pastebin.com/mYGc44aC

There's plot, talking, thunderbirds and slightly-crazy ushi-onis.

Probably won't see another chapter of this for a while. I'm going back and editing GMJ for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:47:53 2015 No.13731049 >>13731045 That depends on how long since it's been since you sold your soul to the loli devil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:48:02 2015 No.13731050 >>13731046 If you're getting bullied, it's your own damn fault.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:48:21 2015 No.13731051 >>13731045 She'd start bawling because you destroyed her hopes of getting a man who would love her. Good going you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:49:37 2015 No.13731052 >>13731045 >"Sorry, little Shirohebi, but I wanted a Ryu or a Apophis" >Little Shirohebi starts sobbing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:50:40 2015 No.13731055 >>13731049 >>13731051 I wouldn't be that heartless, i mean i would love her still, but i have to be honest with her, don't i?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:51:51 2015 No.13731057 >>13731050 How is it my fault? Cheshires are chronic bullies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:52:08 2015 No.13731058 >>13730986 Nah, you could bash your wurm anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:52:48 2015 No.13731059 >>13731057 No, you're not gud enough. Git gud or die trying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:52:49 2015 No.13731060 >>13731052 >Turns full size and wraps herself around him >Refuses to let him try and buy another one while still sobbing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:52:53 2015 No.13731061 >>13731046 She would, but she would tease you about how dirty you are while you did it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:53:12 2015 No.13731062 >>13731058 >you could bash your wurm anywhere What? Are you using your Wurm scarf as a weapon?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:55:08 2015 No.13731066

>>13731060
>Anon tries to reach for the phone to call the police
>Numerous mini Shirohebi cut the phone line with a knife
>The normal sized one clings to him, burring her head into his chest and lightly sobbing
>Anon is too startled to notice she genuinely likes him and doesn't want him to leave her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:56:09 2015 No.13731067 >>13731066 >burring Burying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:56:29 2015 No.13731068 File: 45 KB, 500x281, One Track Mind.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Our Anubis Student Council President hopes everyone is looking forward to the upcoming MGC High Sex Games! May the best Man/Monster win!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:57:38 2015 No.13731069 >>13731068 >Going to a school that has monster girls in it That's dumber than going to a school full of niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:58:38 2015 No.13731071 >>13731068 Do we get to choose our partners for these games? Can we stick with the same partners for each event?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:59:38 2015 No.13731072 >>13731069 Well not everyone can afford to go to a fancy-schmancy all human private school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:59:39 2015 No.13731073 >>13731069 I want to go to a Paladin school and share the best years of my life with angels and valkyries!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:01:03 2015 No.13731074 >>13731073 Paladin school is anti Valkyrie because they are not real angels according to their religion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:01:03 2015 No.13731075 >>13731069 I bet you haven't even talked to a Monster Girl that wasn't an Elf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:01:56 2015 No.13731077 >>13731059 Teach me how to resist Cheshire bullying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:02:44 2015 No.13731079 >>13731074 Is that so? then fuck Paladin school, i want my valkyrie classmates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:03:33 2015 No.13731081 >>13731075 What's an Elf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:04:04 2015 No.13731082 >>13731077 Well for starters, if you see a disembodied plump ass with a face drawn on it, which claims to be your Aunt, don't kiss it on the cheek when it asks you to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:04:09 2015 No.13731083 >>13731077 You must turn around and bully the bullies. Although this may backfire horribly in several ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:04:14 2015 No.13731084 >>13731079 Then fight in Odin's name and for his glory. Do so and you'll earn a place in his afterlife, and have your own Valkyrie waifu who shall fuck you and pour you the finest meads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:04:56 2015 No.13731085 >>13731081 Something you can corrupt into another monster girl the moment it gets too haughty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:04:56 2015 No.13731086 >>13731079 >>13731079 fight and die, let Valkyries fly for they shall take thee home

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:06:02 2015 No.13731088 >>13731068 Good thing I already aced this semester and won't have to go until the next one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:07:48 2015 No.13731090 >>13731084 I'd rather fight for Ullr.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:08:09 2015 No.13731091 >>13731084 yes my waifu awaits for me in Valhalla and I shall burst through the front gates in a blaze of glory, shiny and chrome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:09:04 2015 No.13731093 >>13731077 Think about it, how do you beat crazy? By being more crazy.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:10:38 2015 No.13731098

>>13731091
>>13731091
You will first stuff yourself in the great halls with the meats of various animals, then you will stuff your wife with your own meat, before doing battle with various Heroes of legend. Should you fall, you'll be teleported back to the great hall, where you may ether stuff your self once more or go back to fighting gloriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:14:12 2015 No.13731102 >>13731098 I want to fight alongside my Valkyrie waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:15:43 2015 No.13731104 File: 112 KB, 544x572, 1435111708454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13730744 http://pastebin.com/AAKq3YUD This one? She was meant to be a Shoggoth but i'm certain that got lost in translation somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:16:35 2015 No.13731105 File: 98 KB, 440x423, 1425588223621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731098 >then you will stuff your wife with your own meat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:16:55 2015 No.13731106 >>13731104 I thought I smelt smug Lilim

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:20:26 2015 No.13731112 File: 297 KB, 1018x1400, 1436059226499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731106 Not really good at being smug but okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:21:29 2015 No.13731113 >>13731112 those noses are ugly

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:30:23 2015 No.13731134

>No raptor lolis who all call you "Alpha Oniichan"
>No grumpy CC T-Rex who goes on about when he park used to be more open
>No Indominus-chan who is super tsun and claims to be "Better than all the 'naturals'" to hide her insecurities about being a genetic experiment. only to go full dere after the muscled Mosasaurus-tan drags her into the tank to have a 'talk' with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:31:46 2015 No.13731137 >>13731134 the movie kind of sucked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:32:26 2015 No.13731140 >>13731137 Yeah, it did. I called all but one death. Blue/Owen are OTP though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:32:48 2015 No.13731141 >>13731137 Yeah but it didn't suck as hard as the new Terminator will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:35:19 2015 No.13731144 >>13731140 >Blue/Owen are OTP though thats gross anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:37:32 2015 No.13731151 >>13731144 Was less forced than the other chick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:37:55 2015 No.13731153 >>13731137 It rode so hard on nostalgia and pushed all the right buttons for me. All those little nods to previous films? I loved every second of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:41:27 2015 No.13731163 >>13731153 while I did get goosebumps when the original theme started playing , the nostalgia wore off eventually.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:43:34 2015 No.13731170

>>13731134
>spoiler
I want to see one of those. The aquatic dinos and things that lived in the water back then are real interesting.

>>13731153
Exactly. I didn't go in expecting some top tier film. Went in hoping for some nice nostalgia and dinosaurs, and got both. It was good shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:44:47 2015 No.13731175 >>13731170 She'd be a big girl for you to snuggle and love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:50:25 2015 No.13731191 >>13731153 That was the worst part. >Hey guys, remember the old movie? Yeah you do!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:59:08 2015 No.13731206 >>13730920 Oh my god is this a nurse ryu?! holy shit! That and maid ryu were always just dreams to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:59:09 2015 No.13731207 File: 267 KB, 1000x2000, MGK Hellpup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you blow shit up with some fireworks with Salamander and Hellpup? Especially if it's the good stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:00:18 2015 No.13731213 >>13731206 They're both Wurms. Left one is a nurse preparing to give a guy a sponge bath, while the one on the right is a Doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:01:03 2015 No.13731216 >>13731207 No, Hellpup is a shithead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:01:03 2015 No.13731217 >>13731207 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:01:07 2015 No.13731218 File: 100 KB, 600x851, 153473456843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731191 >tfw no qt raptor girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:01:13 2015 No.13731219 >>13731213 Oh, I guess I was a bit confused. Back to being a dream she goes, the nurse ryu. Would a ryu and wurm get along?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:01:24 2015 No.13731220 >>13731207 No, i would get better taste and play house with Kiki and Holst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:03:13 2015 No.13731225 >>13731219 I think so. >>13731220 Kiki's mom is anti fireworks, and Holst is away on a family outing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:06:50 2015 No.13731233 >>13730920 >"I'm sorry sir, but the tests came back. It's malignant. I... I can still give you a blowjob though, if you're cool with it."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:11:03 2015 No.13731247 >>13731218 >TFW no Lustrian Lizardmen >TFW no Skaven girls >TFW no Chaos Demon girls like Bloodthirster-chan >TFW no Raptor girls outside of that one z-ton doujin Feels fucking bad,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:11:25 2015 No.13731250 >>13731207 I'd rather cuddle up and watch the Fireworks under the safe blanket of Jabberwock and Lilim holding me tightly in protection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:11:48 2015 No.13731252 >>13731233 >Gives him the best blowjob of his life, thanks to her obsession with Popsicles >Leaves room >"Oh wait, that wasn't his chart..."

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:17:40 2015 No.13731276

>>13731163
>>13731191
My brother said similar things, but my brother is also 19 and wasn't around to see them all in theaters when they were new.
That's not a dig at you guys, or at your ages if you do happen to be around the same age, but everyone I talked to who was around to see them all from the beginning enjoyed the movie as much as I did.
>tfw almost 30 and spending my days shitposting about monster girls on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:17:47 2015 No.13731277 >>13731250 >Jabberwock and Lilim More like just Jabberwock. Lilim is actually scared of very loud noises, especially thunder and explosions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:21:06 2015 No.13731289 >>13731276 >But nostalgia pandering IS good, you just don't get it! I bet you thought Pokemon X and Y were great too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:22:10 2015 No.13731294 So friends, what you all drinking? Cranberry juice and rum for myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:22:28 2015 No.13731296 >>13731277 A flat abusive girl is wimpy and can't handle fireworks. How expected. More proof why Jabberwock is the superior older girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:23:24 2015 No.13731302 >>13731294 What does this have to do with monster girls? Water

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:23:59 2015 No.13731306
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>>13729967
>The sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air
>Cause I'm a gamblin boogeyman, although I don't play fair
>It's much more fun I must confess, with rape on the line
>Not mine, of course, but yours old boy, now that'd be just fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:25:15 2015 No.13731310 >>13731047 That Ushi is a crazy cunt, but still oddly likable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:26:29 2015 No.13731313 File: 291 KB, 1000x1200, Punks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:26:48 2015 No.13731314 >>13731306 Would shoot in the head/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:29:38 2015 No.13731318 >>13731289 I'm not saying it's good or bad, I'm just saying it's more effective for people who remember seeing the previews for the original on TV, begging their parents to take them, going to see it on opening day, etc.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:32:17 2015 No.13731324 [SPOILER]

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>>13731314
>"Oh husband, you're something, you put me in a spin."
>"You aren't comprehending the position that you're in"
>"It's hopeless, you're finished, you haven't got a prayer"
>"'Cause I'm Mrs. Oogie Boogie and you ain't going nowhere"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:33:33 2015 No.13731329 >>13731324 Bugs are creepy and anyone who likes them are probably a crazy bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:34:06 2015 No.13731330 >>13731313 Nice job. That spirit thing is pretty amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:34:20 2015 No.13731333 >>13731324 I don't even.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:37:52 2015 No.13731351 >>13731324 >My bugs! >MY BUGS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:38:16 2015 No.13731355 >>13731329 >>13731333 Don't just stand there gawking, help your new wife put her bugs back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:41:31 2015 No.13731372 >>13731355 No way, I'm using this chance to get the fuck out. Bugs are gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:42:27 2015 No.13731378 >>13731372 wow rude, you're definitely getting it once she reforms herself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:44:32 2015 No.13731385 >>13731355 What happens if I fill her with slime?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:45:46 2015 No.13731390

Please consider taking a mini wurm home today. In addition to being fashionable and warm when worn as a scarf, a mini-wurm has many household uses, such as jar opener, sledgehammer, car jack, temporary house support, demolitionist, safe breaker, and an ice cream disposal unit.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:46:30 2015 No.13731392
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>tfw you will never see the Demons of Chaos break out of their prison, overthrow the Demon Lord and turn everything even cuter after they realize the current world is much more desirable to them

Why live.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:46:42 2015 No.13731393 >>13731390 Can I sit a mini wurm in my lap and pet her head?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:46:50 2015 No.13731395

>>13731324
>that moment when your waifu is some sort of abomination with thousands of bugs inside of her
>One night you are about to fuck her
>Your dick is inches from her when a giant bug comes out of her pussy
>It just stares intently at you
How dead is your boner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:47:07 2015 No.13731396 >>13731393 That's what mini wurms do best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:47:40 2015 No.13731397 >>13731390 I already have like 10 of them, plus 7 Ryu. But, I guess one more can't hurt....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:48:01 2015 No.13731398 >>13731390 can mini wurm help me play games as a 2P? is she able to reproduce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:48:03 2015 No.13731399 >>13731390 I'd rather have a manticore cub.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:48:36 2015 No.13731401 >>13731390 Throw "can double as a pillow" in her functions and you got a deal.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:50:19 2015 No.13731409

>>13731399
>Sit manticore cub in your lap and start scratching behind her ears
>She's confused at first but begins to relax as it goes, her lids getting heavy as she curls up
>eventually she's asleep and purring, a smile on her face and tail wrapped around her as she naps in your lap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:50:30 2015 No.13731411 >>13731401 As you can see in >>13730970, a mini-wurms chest is cushy enough to be used as a pillow easily. >>13731398 Depends on the game. She is very good at Turtles in Time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:51:41 2015 No.13731417 >>13731378 That's only if she finds me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:52:08 2015 No.13731420 >>13731395 How cute is the bug?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:52:32 2015 No.13731422 >>13731411 The Ryu's chest is more cushy, but they are more costly. Plus if you get one Ryu Shirohebi eventually get into your house and make little shrine villages somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:55:44 2015 No.13731444 What Wonderland girl makes the best yanderes and why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:55:59 2015 No.13731447 >>13731422 I'd rather a mini ryu to be honest

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:56:09 2015 No.13731448 >>13731420 It's a bug-tier bug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:56:35 2015 No.13731452 >>13731417 Of course she'll find you. Insects are on every continent of the world except Antarctica.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:57:02 2015 No.13731455 >>13731444 Cheshires for unpredictability, and Jabberwocks for strength.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:57:19 2015 No.13731457 >>13731452 How do you know they're not in Antarctica. We found shrimps there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:57:33 2015 No.13731460 >>13731447 Because you love Ryu, or because you want an army of Minihebis feeding you popcorn while you watch a movie and using a mini Ryu's chest as a pillow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:58:08 2015 No.13731461 >>13731448 As long as it isn't a bee or ant I'm cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:58:54 2015 No.13731465 >>13731461 What's wrong with ants?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:59:06 2015 No.13731466 >>13730935 >You can fuck it >Literally everything but your own child and a dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:59:16 2015 No.13731468 File: 571 KB, 1080x1920, Bellydance2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13727512 Done. Will give Wight a try now. A pointy ears Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 22:59:45 2015 No.13731469 >>13731465 Fucking everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:01:04 2015 No.13731474 >>13731468 >A pointy ears Wight. Hold on, you better Mike Dawson this and stand in your bathroom for a week, contemplating the meaning of life, before drawing it. Also don't forget the Lich. It's supposed to be Elf-Wight and the little Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:01:17 2015 No.13731475 >>13731469 Well, maybe so, but it's just an ANT. In SINGULAR meaning of the word. You know, just one? Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:01:34 2015 No.13731479 File: 660 KB, 703x1200, 1433721249089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731468 Those hips won't quit. > A pointy ears Wight Snazzy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:03:26 2015 No.13731484 I want to make a zombie cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:03:29 2015 No.13731485 >>13731475 An ant is his trigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:03:35 2015 No.13731486 >>13731468 I'm sure it'll look better than the one I did

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:05:44 2015 No.13731491 >>13731392 Or see them for that matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:05:49 2015 No.13731493 File: 251 KB, 1000x1000, Chibi Wendigo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731486 Man, yours wasn't half bad. Stop Alping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:09:07 2015 No.13731500 >>13731493 I'm not alping, I'm just complimenting an artist I consider better than I. My sketch was rushed too

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:10:58 2015 No.13731501

>>13731474
Right, your original request was MGK Elf-wight and Lich. Then lets have a chibi Wight and Lich, then a proper Wight drawing.
>>13731486
Yours is very good, I liked it a lot and is actually an Elf-wight, mine will be just full wight with pointy ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:11:32 2015 No.13731504 Man Wendigo's have a shitty ending to them along with Mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:11:34 2015 No.13731505 >>13731047 Aww, poor Blitz. Also, shit's going down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:12:43 2015 No.13731509 >>13731047 Man, what a fucking cunt that Ushi is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:13:17 2015 No.13731512 File: 20 KB, 172x226, clip (2015-07-03 at 03.49.01).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >monster girl >is just a human girl in a halloween costume

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:13:29 2015 No.13731513 File: 192 KB, 700x781, Mantis head pats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731501 >Chibi Elf-Wight and Lich Well, that's alrig- >Proper Elf-Wight By herself? Is she doing the classic alluring Nee-san smile?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:15:05 2015 No.13731518 File: 135 KB, 700x556, 1434336588285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731504 Mindflayers seem to offer enough flexibility with their profile alone to put them in good and desirable situations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:16:20 2015 No.13731522 File: 326 KB, 998x1200, 48412394_p5_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731512 Welcome to several centuries ago, fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:17:30 2015 No.13731529 >>13731518 She'll be therapist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:17:47 2015 No.13731530 >>13731409 Manticubs are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:20:31 2015 No.13731537 >>13731518 >>13731529 Monster Girls don't let their husbands go to Mind Flayer therapists, and for good reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:21:16 2015 No.13731539 >>13731537 what if their husband have become too free spirited and belligerent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:25:13 2015 No.13731548 File: 114 KB, 662x1000, polt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me one reason why polt is not a furry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:28:44 2015 No.13731558 >>13731548 Give me one good reason to not fill her with puppies regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:31:05 2015 No.13731570 >>13731558 cause she's furry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:31:28 2015 No.13731574 >>13731548 >[token reply]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:32:38 2015 No.13731581 >>13731548 She's not fully lupine in her physical appearance and doesn't as far as we know give birth to multiple young in one pregnancy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:32:50 2015 No.13731583 File: 440 KB, 1000x1000, MGK17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731501

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:33:07 2015 No.13731585 >>13731548 To which I ask you: Why does it matter what you label her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:34:05 2015 No.13731589 >>13730958 I would trade my entire collection for an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:35:34 2015 No.13731590 >>13731548 I honestly stopped caring a long time ago. I would destroy that pussy. I mean like, it'd look like an exploded hotpocket after I finished.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:35:45 2015 No.13731591 Guys I need a name for a Cheshire. Pls and thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:35:48 2015 No.13731592 >>13731583 Fukkin saved.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:36:23 2015 No.13731595

More Kikis, coming at you.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>Having Hera and Maya around is pretty fantastic.
>Now you don't even have to leave your room to get food
>It's been so easy to just lose yourself on the internet now that you don't have to get up or think about your appetite really at all
>Hera does all your shopping and seems to automatically know how to make the small, cheap meals you like infinitely better
>Over the past several weeks, your life has normalized and become almost exactly like it was before the two Kikimoras moved in
>You know you should probably be getting a job, it's kind of hard to ignore when Hera keeps asking you about it
>Since you had given her free reign over your finances so she could shop for you, you are sure the older Kiki is aware of how poor you are becoming
>Part of you is vaguely aware of Hera's growing frustration with you and your obsession, but when you're on the internet you just... don't care
>It is so easy to just ignore her sad, longing eyes and her usual, disheartened questions 'Are you hungry, Master? Are you sleeping well, Master? Can we please just talk together for awhile Master, Please? Are you SURE you're not hungry Master?'
>Nothing matters to you once you lose yourself in that familiar, hypnotizing screen
>Time melts away and you can escape from the thoughts and feelings that constantly loom over you when you're fully lucid
>Save for the faint rustling of tail feathers that dash by your bedroom form time to time, you have almost completely forgotten that Maya lives with you too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:36:34 2015 No.13731596 >>13731591 Phyllis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:36:54 2015 No.13731598 File: 601 KB, 800x800, Ryu titty fangs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731583 Yes, yes. Very good. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:37:08 2015 No.13731599 >>13731591 Smiley Cyrus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:38:36 2015 No.13731605 >>13731548 is Kemono as hated in japan as furry is in the west?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:39:46 2015 No.13731609 >>13731591 Joan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:39:46 2015 No.13731610 >>13731605 Nope. They don't have to deal with all the mental retardation that the west has to deal with. To them it's merely just a fetish, and not something that haunts their dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:40:26 2015 No.13731612 >>13731605 It seems doubtful. The issue with furries has always been more about the people than the fetish itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:40:42 2015 No.13731615 >>13731468 leon will you do maid/nurse ryu sometime?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:40:43 2015 No.13731616

>>13731530
>She falls asleep on her back one day, quite awkwardly as her wings are flat and awkward
>Decide to start tickling her tummy
>She starts giggling a bit before you stop, letting her drift back to sleep until you start attacking her belly again
>this continues for some time until she awakens and latches onto your hand by reflex, hugging it tight as she gives you a confused look.
>She doesn't let go even after she goes back to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:41:19 2015 No.13731617 >>13731504 It's important to know KC's intent else the setting goes to shit real fast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:41:33 2015 No.13731618 >>13731605 >anonymous convention hotel gay fursuit sex sometimes i wonder if all that atomic bomb testing done in the US was more destructive than the two bombs we dropped on Japan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:41:58 2015 No.13731620 >>13731504 I was hoping for them to have some yuri stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:42:59 2015 No.13731627 >>13731618 not even the worst of it, I remember hearing of an incident where dude fursuiters had sex on top of a city councilman's car in front of kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:44:23 2015 No.13731633 I want to traverse the frozen north of monster canada, and take the empty throne left by the late grumpy king!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:44:52 2015 No.13731634 Butter T has a new picture out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:46:08 2015 No.13731635 >>13731595 Are we going to have a Kikimora snap soon?

>>	Maritan Sat Jul 4 23:46:30 2015 No.13731637 File: 143 KB, 709x640, 09584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731106 Yes, enough smug! The time for smug is over!!! Prepare your dick and your Anus!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:47:06 2015 No.13731640 >>13731637 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:47:34 2015 No.13731642 >>13731595 Yay! The one story whose genre I still can't figure out; I'm not sure if it'll go tender healing and adoptive family, or mindbroken NTR'd kiki snapping and going yandere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:47:38 2015 No.13731643 >>13731637 Is she about to pounce, or drifting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:49:36 2015 No.13731647 >>13731618 So? People fuck like crazy at anime cons, trek cons, etc. I don't understand why you people get all hostile when people do things you don't approve of. >>13731605 No. Furry hate is mostly meme hate. It really is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:50:18 2015 No.13731649 >>13731634 Cerea giving Darling a titjob? It's funny that her breasts aren't as gargantuan as they are in the manga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:50:38 2015 No.13731650 File: 38 KB, 560x560, 2dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731595 this is getting too real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:50:41 2015 No.13731651 >>13731647 >I don't understand why you people get all hostile when people do things you don't approve of. Hello friend, you must be new to /mgt/ and 4chan! Welcome!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:51:49 2015 No.13731655 >>13731647 >No. Furry hate is mostly meme hate. It really is. Welcome to the world, this is clearly your first day on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:52:47 2015 No.13731659 File: 168 KB, 750x1206, lava golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleep call to me, i wish i could cuddle a lava golem

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:53:32 2015 No.13731660 >>13731650 What if we go meta? What if anon is spending all day browsing a /mgt/ thread in a deliciously ironic twist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:53:35 2015 No.13731662 >>13731651 Thanks! I don't know. Every day I just hope to see that you guys suddenly realize that you have more in common than different and learn to accept that not everyone is the same.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:54:56 2015 No.13731666

>>13731595
>Hera is at her breaking point
>No matter what she does, Master just ignores her
>No matter how much tender, loving care she puts into his meals, she is sure to see them sitting on his desk for hours, barely touched
>He barely seemed aware of the time she even tried to seduce him
>No matter how much her wide, firm butt shook tantalizingly, inches from his hand, and no matter how much her low blouse revealed more and more of her large, firm breasts, Master just ignored her
>Did his nose even work?
>He had even completely disregarded the thick, musky aroma of her arousal that had dripped down her leg and soaked her panties around the vibrator hidden in her pussy
>She was sure it had been way too obvious; even Maya had noticed
>Things had to change
>Sure it was against her training and morals as a maid to interfere with Master's wishes and act without orders, but since when has she REALLY cared about those?
>Hera did not move in with this man to let him waste away doing nothing
>If Master ignores her one more time...

>"Good morning, Master!"
>Hera fakes being cheerful and happy as usual as she brings breakfast to you
>"I brought you breakfast, Master, are you hungry?"
>No answer
>You don't even look away from your computer screen
>"I'll just... leave it here for you. You'll eat them, right?"
>The Kiki sets a plate of hot, delicious looking pancakes down on your desk
>If only you could see her face, from the look she is wearing you'd think her poor heart was breaking
>Still no answer
>Hera had put so much hope into this new life you had offered her
>She had felt so much beautiful, happy potential that night you had taken her in and fed her, but now it has just... vanished
>Her mind is made up though
>Today is the day.
>She is going to fix things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:55:23 2015 No.13731668 >>13731637 Damn nigga, calm the fuck down.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:55:25 2015 No.13731669

>>13731662
I used to be the same way, but after getting told off with strawmans and le memes after the 20th time, I gave up on trying to convince people to behave like reasonable adults. I still am at heart, but don't bother trying to convince others here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:55:32 2015 No.13731672 >>13731659 What's she annoyed about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:56:32 2015 No.13731673 >>13731637 Damn Mari, calm down. Have some ice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:56:42 2015 No.13731674 >>13731659 I want to be sandwiched between two chubby 7ft tall Lava Golems. Dark Slimes and Gnomes are fine too

>>	Maritan Sat Jul 4 23:56:44 2015 No.13731675 >>13731643 Pounce. Always see so much about smug, so I did a quick sketch of something non smug related. I think it's cute. >>13731640 What's up with you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:58:15 2015 No.13731678 >>13731675 It appears that Anon is challenging you to a duel. Will you accept his challenge?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:58:29 2015 No.13731679 >>13731666 Finally, a dominant Kikimora. Hopefully.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 23:59:14 2015 No.13731681

>>13731675
I wouldn't say it's cute, but I can't help but think she's drifting in a manner similar to Raiden in MGR.
Also, how about a drawing of MGK Lilim and Jabberwock? Should there be no real life problems or a long list of things you needs to do, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:02:21 2015 No.13731683 >>13731675 Multi dick drifting would be funnier, complete with reactions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:06:00 2015 No.13731690 >>13731675 More sexy, less anime

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:07:02 2015 No.13731694 >>13731672 Climate Change

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:08:24 2015 No.13731698 >>13731675 >so I did a quick sketch of something non smug related. But I like smug. Smug is iconic and perfect for shitposting. As Cthulu is insanity given flesh form, Lilims are smug given girl form. >>13731681 Lilim/Jabberwock is nice too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:09:30 2015 No.13731705 >>13731666 >666 And what a devilish Kiki she is. Having a vibrator in under her panties? I love it! Time to break an internet addict of his problem. If only I had an MG to do the same for me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:09:55 2015 No.13731708 >>13731698 It sure is. I just hope my memory hasn't gone to complete shit, cause I get the oddest feeling I'm making the same request numerous times.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:17:24 2015 No.13731738

>>13731666
>"Hey!"
>You call out in surprise as your screen suddenly goes dark
>"Ara ara~ I'm sorry I had to do that, Master..."
>Hera stares at you smugly as she twirls your computer's power cord in her hand
>Her brown and gray feathers flutter a little in the wind created by it
>You don't even know what to say, you are still somewhat stuck in your trance
>The Kikimora drops the cord and strides over to you
>As you come to, you realize that you've never seen the new maid outfit she is wearing
>The traditional, modest, floor length dress looks fantastic on her
>From what you can tell, she has also gained all of her weight back, maybe even a bit more
>Her breasts have swelled to double Ds, and her thick, insanely curvy hips sway seductively as she walks
>Her wide, bouncy rear bobs erotically behind her, in time with her long, feathery tail
>The feathers on her ears, arms and tail all shine healthily in the light form the ceiling
>Save for the same sad, hungry look in her startling, green eyes, you can hardly tell that this is the same emaciated, starving Kiki that you had brought in all those weeks ago
>How the hell hadn't you noticed her all this time?
>"Does Master like what he sees?"
>You gulp, unable to answer
>Hera is almost on top of you now, her hand falls in between your legs, her feathery arm mere centimeters from your crotch
>A lewd, almost ferocious grin adorns her face as it draws ever closer to yours
>"It's time to come back to reality, Master. It's time to come home..."
>You feel as though Hera is either about to pull you in to a tight, loving hug, or wrap her hands around your throat and choke all the life from your body
>"Do you know what they taught us at the Maid Academy, Master?"
>You can only shake your head fearfully
>"Don't... ever... ever... EVER..."
>Her plump, rosy lips are almost touching your ear as she whispers
>"Let... Master... suffer..."
>Each intense, deliberate word sends chills down your spine

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:17:42 2015 No.13731739
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>tfw in bed cuddling waifu daki while posting from phone
>close to getting a second one
>might get another one from anime
>will be one step closer to my Miia snake pit

Actually better yet, do you guys know of anyone that prints out custom pictures on bed sheets? I could just commission someone to draw a bunch of Miias that i could sleep on, I need new sheets too, mine have blood stains

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:18:22 2015 No.13731741 >>13731739 Back up. Your sheets have what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:19:07 2015 No.13731742 >>13731741 blood stains, just a few

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:19:44 2015 No.13731745 >>13731738 Has The Nut finally cracked?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:19:45 2015 No.13731746 >>13731739 It's a good thing lamias aren't real. otherwise you'll be nothing but a whore fucking lamias for cash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:20:24 2015 No.13731749 >>13731742 No Anon, you cannot brush this off. Details

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:21:31 2015 No.13731754 File: 36 KB, 279x407, 302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731739 >I need new sheets too, mine have blood stains

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:22:44 2015 No.13731757
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>>13731746
>for cash.
Anon, i would be doing it for free

>>13731749
>>13731754

Is it that big of a deal? a few are from nosebleeds i got in the middle of the night, and a few are from a bad cut where my stitches opened up while i was asleep, and since i sleep naked it got on my bed, i washed them the next morning, but blood doesn't come out well

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:24:29 2015 No.13731761 >>13731757 >Is that a big deal? Usually, blood doesn't just appear on people's sheets. Also >Nosebleeds I got in the middle of the night You should get that checked out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:24:41 2015 No.13731762 >>13731754 >>13731757 >tfw you have giant red stains in the trunk of your car from paint spill

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:25:20 2015 No.13731766 >>13731757 Stitches? You been getting into fights, son?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:26:19 2015 No.13731769 >>13731757 Put them in the wash with a teaspoon of Coca-Cola. Trust me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:26:55 2015 No.13731774 >>13731762 >Wine bottle accident in my back seat created this huge red stain on the floor I cover with a mat I don't cover it with a mat because it's an eye sore. It looks like someone bled out there

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:27:09 2015 No.13731775 >>13731769 >turning your cum stains green ishiggydiggy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:27:09 2015 No.13731776 What's the name of that yaoibait monsterguy 4koma/manga that was made into an anime before EMG? I have to prove it existed to horrify but I can't find it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:27:48 2015 No.13731779 File: 1.16 MB, 3095x2774, player2hasjoinedthegame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731397

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:28:58 2015 No.13731786 >>13731757 >>13731739 I want a Miia badly. Not a hug pillow but an actual Miia I'd link the hug pillows of the EMG girls someone linked on /a/ but the last thread was deleted for no reason and I didn't save the pictures

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:29:06 2015 No.13731788 >>13731779 >Player 2 I need just two more for a 4ay Mario Party.

Maritan Sun Jul 5 00:29:49 2015 No.13731791
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>>13731678
Brilliant interpretation!
>>13731681
Haha... yeah. One more commish to go before the list reset though.
>>13731683
I can imagine it now...
>>13731690
Do you accept violent rape?
>>13731698
Well... prepare for more smug eventually when I get to sketch more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:30:05 2015 No.13731793 >>13731788 >This destroys the household >And the controllers >And the TV >And the other TV

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:30:07 2015 No.13731794
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>>13731761
Don't need to, broke my nose a few times and it's bled easily since the 3rd time
it's somewhat ok nowadays until summer when it starts heating up

>>13731766
No, one was from stepping on broken glass, and the other one was from someone dropping a knife on my foot

>>13731786
I really want a long one, but this is the one i have

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:30:40 2015 No.13731798 >>13731788 >Mario Party Yeah, if you want your house demolished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:30:43 2015 No.13731799 >>13731775 What? First I ever heard of that. I just know Coke is an old folk remedy for stains. I mean that shit gets blood of the highway and dissolves nails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:31:20 2015 No.13731801 >>13731794 >dropping a knife on my foot holy fuck that shit is terrifying

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:32:05 2015 No.13731805 >>13731548 BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS A HUMAN FACE, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:32:06 2015 No.13731806 >>13731794 I like that one, though the D clip is distractingly huge These were NIPPON-STRONG hugpillows at some convention. Miia, Papi, Cerea, Suu, and I think Manako, though it was hard to tell

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:32:16 2015 No.13731807 >>13731794 >Dropping a knife on my foot Jesus Christ. This is why I keep certain people far away from the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:33:06 2015 No.13731814 >>13731801 >>13731807 I got really stupid lucky with it, was only a deep as fuck cut, no permanent damage, could have been much worse

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:33:24 2015 No.13731818 >>13731805 You seem to be very angry about your furfagging in denial, is there a way I can help you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:34:03 2015 No.13731824 >>13731791 >One more commish to go before the list reset though. But I have no more money to shed for a commission. My money goes to either a stockpile, pizza, or liver destroying alcohol. I guess I can always just whore myself out a bit...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:34:07 2015 No.13731825 >>13731806 holy shit, i have to go find them, do you know if they where going to be made commercially available or where they just a show of thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:34:29 2015 No.13731828 >>13731791 >running from a Lilim What's the point? You'll just be tired already when the rape starts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:34:32 2015 No.13731829 >>13731805 >>13731818 >[Glass breaking sound intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:34:38 2015 No.13731830 >>13731818 WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:35:06 2015 No.13731833 >>13731738 Well, lets hope it works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:35:46 2015 No.13731836 >>13731776 Damn it now I remember it being about some merman living in a dude's tub but I don't know the exact name

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:36:48 2015 No.13731845 >>13731798 >>13731793 I wish to pit them against each other and watch as they destroy their bond of friendship, only for it to be reforged in the end.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:37:16 2015 No.13731846

>>13731825
Odds are convention-only but the only thing I ever bought from Japan was MonHan 3rd and Ar Tonelico music which aren't as niche

I'd ask but again the thread was deleted for some fucking reason. They can't keep deleting the threads when we're days from an anime

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:38:07 2015 No.13731852 >>13731738 I don't know if my body is ready

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:38:11 2015 No.13731853 >>13731845 >He thinks friendships can be reforged after an intense game of Mario Party You've never played, have you? Grudges you get from that game run deep

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:38:31 2015 No.13731855 >>13731828 It's instinct.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:39:49 2015 No.13731864 >>13731853 They can. However, a Wurm is capable of forgetting about such trivial things, especially when small and raiding a gallon sized tub of ice cream like it's an olympic swimming pool with friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:39:56 2015 No.13731865 >>13731846 >/a/ mods are being a shit >don't want to flood /mgt/ with monmusu stuff >all other monstergirl places are fucking cancer fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:39:58 2015 No.13731866 File: 294 KB, 1278x1433, dearpatientareyoualright.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731219

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:40:28 2015 No.13731867 >>13731791 Where do you even take commissions?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:40:55 2015 No.13731872 >>13731866 Why are you such a saint?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:44:08 2015 No.13731894 File: 1.13 MB, 1254x1771, 41378503_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Robitts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:45:26 2015 No.13731900 >>13731894 Those aren't really monstergirls, in my opinion. But, I don't really have anything against them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:48:07 2015 No.13731911 File: 278 KB, 1000x1000, WOLF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731900 Mecha girls should count, machines can be monsters too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:49:26 2015 No.13731916 >>13731894 >you will never put humanity back on the path, test them, push them... and you will not be gentle >you will never drag humanity kicking and screaming into the future

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:49:56 2015 No.13731919 >>13731900 It's kinda sad that some people don't see robutts as monster girls and don't like them here, they have so much potential.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:50:13 2015 No.13731920

>>13731911
It's not really a monstergirl when it's an Android or Mechagirl though. At that point it's just either a Cyborg Human girl, which is 100% not a monstergirl, or an Android that resembles a human woman with little to no difference, which slightly fits the look but doesn't go all the way.

Now a MG with cyborg parts would count, but that's not what you are going with/for, is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:50:52 2015 No.13731928 >>13731916 Robot girls NTRing all monster girls when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:51:00 2015 No.13731930 >>13731738 Kiki rape incoming?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:51:10 2015 No.13731932

>>13731738
>"Do you want to know something about suffering Master?"
>You nod infinitesimally, somehow unable to pull your eyes away from Hera's ample, dangling cleavage
>"Masters aren't always aware of their own suffering, but we are. Maids are trained to understand their Master's deepest, darkest feelings. I feel it..."
>The Kikimora's voice breaks slightly, but she recovers her agonizingly even tone almost immediately
>"I feel how much you are hurting Master. I feel it more than you could ever know..."
>You see her eyes barely begin to well up out of the corner of your own
>"I 'm going to help you, Master. Whether you like it or not, I'm going to make you better."
>You jump and shy away a little as Hera's other hand comes up and starts to gently caress your cheek
>As unnerving as this whole situation is, you can't help but enjoy the feeling of her soft, smooth fingers against your face
>The Kiki breathes out softly into your ear and you shiver as she draws away
>Now, she is face to face with you, your nose only inches from hers
>Her teeth are bared in an almost demonic grin as her intense, passionate gaze seems to keep your eyes locked on hers
>You are terrified
>Where the hell did this come from?
>Have you really let yourself go so far?
>Ignoring and denying your problems is supposed to make them go away, dammit!
>"I have just two more things for you, Master... what you choose to do after that is up to you."
>Hera's frighteningly calm and serene voice pulls you away from your thoughts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:51:13 2015 No.13731934 >>13731866 Bless your kind soul so much, for the great art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:54:11 2015 No.13731944 >>13731866 Lawyer-chan is olev. Until, like 80% of all writefags and artfags, he becomes the anathema of autists on /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:56:08 2015 No.13731951 >>13731932 Is the lewd little daughteru getting in on this? God I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:56:17 2015 No.13731952 >>13731932 >Ignoring and denying your problems is supposed to make them go away, dammit! Please, friend, stop with the reality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:56:56 2015 No.13731955 File: 336 KB, 555x350, 124124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you protect their smiles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:57:27 2015 No.13731959 >>13731955 I think they could do it themselves But why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:58:36 2015 No.13731965 >>13731955 I'll let their husband do that Their husband who is not me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:00:36 2015 No.13731973 >>13731955 Yes. I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:01:32 2015 No.13731980 File: 335 KB, 1233x1917, 1428203308472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731955 Am I the smug tamer? Cause if so then hell yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:01:59 2015 No.13731981 >>13731865 This place is pretty fuckig bad too. I take days worth of breaks, actual fucking breaks if I come at a really bad time. I don't know if i'm just getting too old for some of the shitposting/drama or if it's just that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:01:59 2015 No.13731982 >>13731955 Smiles caused by wrongdoings are not worthy of protection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:03:29 2015 No.13731987 >>13731955 Only if they protect mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:04:27 2015 No.13731988 >>13731955 I'm more concerned about my own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:04:30 2015 No.13731991 >>13731955 Would they protect mine?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:05:19 2015 No.13731995 >>13731981 It's bad here sure, but have you ever looked at the other places, this is like a paradise

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:05:27 2015 No.13731996 >>13731981 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:08:51 2015 No.13732008 File: 87 KB, 700x520, 2mH5YCf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731932 >bait me with the premise of some delicious loli and motheru double dicking >this happens LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:10:07 2015 No.13732016

>"One. Ignoring things does not make them go away. All ignoring things will do is get you hurt. Like this..."
>Your heart flies into your throat as Hera takes your hand in hers and pulls it up to her mouth
>Her strong, domineering grip holds your fingers down and your hand in place as she opens her mouth wide and cocks her head
>You wince in pain as she rakes one of her sharp, pointy teeth across the back of your hand
>A single, ruby drop of blood drips from the inch long cut; the curvy, dominant Kiki licks it away with the tip of her soft pink tongue
>The cut stops bleeding almost immediately, but the long, red line on your hand is hard to ignore
>It isn't very deep, but it stings more than any cut you have had before
>"Two..." she continues, "... Maya and I love you very much, Master. We need you. We're counting on you to help us, and we want to help you too. Please, Master. Come back to us..."
>These words seem genuine and hopeful
>As terrified and confused as you are, you can't help but feel Hera's begging and pleading tone tug at your heart
>Your heart jumps into your throat once more as the Kikimora plants a long, passionate kiss on your lips
>For a moment, you just sit there in shock as you feel her soft, full lips pressed tenderly against your own
>She breaks from you, unable to conceal her blush
>"T-the rest is up to you, Master."
>Hera bows shakily and hurries from the room.

>You have a lot to think about
>The unspoken emotions that transferred between you with the cut and the kiss whirl around in your head as you try to make sense of what just happened
>You can tell that Hera definitely cares about you, and the way she approached you definitely got your attention
>Now that you've been forced to think about it, maybe you were being selfish and immature
>You decide to go to the kitchen for a drink and clear your head

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:10:53 2015 No.13732019

>>13731995
I haven't. I'm afraid to check but really if they don't have frequent 'stop liking what I don't like!' they've got 1 very big edge over this place. I'm just trying to picture how could those places be worse? I'm not doubting you, but it's no easy feat to make this place look like Paradise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:11:19 2015 No.13732020 File: 418 KB, 555x573, 1418020412388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731991 >>13731988 >>13731987 Of course, anon. You protect their smile, they'll safeguard yours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:15:03 2015 No.13732040 >>13732019 It's a matter of what brand of autism you can tolerate the most. /mgt/ isn't one for the likes of MGR or the wikis and most other places are dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:15:21 2015 No.13732043 >>13732019 They have the "stop likeing what I don't like, plus they're filled with newfags

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:16:19 2015 No.13732047 >>13732020 I want to be in a smug squad cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:16:52 2015 No.13732050 >>13732019 Oh fuck off, look at Bromont and how far he fell. You wanna be the next Bromont? Yeah I thought not faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:17:03 2015 No.13732052 >>13732016 >tfw no ara ara Kikimora to make me face my problems This is too fucking real, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:17:15 2015 No.13732053 >>13732020 I want to teach them about love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:18:23 2015 No.13732060 >>13730016 I'd manage to watch it, sooner or later.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:23:05 2015 No.13732075

>>13731786
>>13731846
https://archive.moe/a/thread/127571686
I grabbed the link. Better grab the pics, archives seem to not save pics older than two weeks these days.

Wait, the Papi freedom thread got shoved off target than deleted? Guess I owe mods an apology.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:23:50 2015 No.13732079

>>13732050
>caring about Eel Aitch, El Dr., and Bromont, some other namefags providing OC

I'll never understand these kinds of posts. Whether you love or hate them it just seems juvenile to name drop them unnecessarily. Also the whole tribalism mentality of these kinds of posts. Whole point of coming here is so you don't have to deal with community drama. You know, anonymous posting and such.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:24:14 2015 No.13732080 >>13732050 Bromont left for greener pastures and he's doing well, mostly because of people like you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:24:42 2015 No.13732085 >>13732050 Oh look, it's your autistic ass again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:25:48 2015 No.13732087 >>13732075 Oh I guess the picture was an earlier thread They kinda run together

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:25:56 2015 No.13732089 [DELETED]

>>13732079
Oh fuck off, you've tried shilling Bromont in the past and it hasn't worked, and it won't work now.

>>13732080
If he's doing so well why don't you join him? Lord knows we don't need your ilk here.

>>13732085
Hey fuck you too buddy, see above. I'm not going to dry hump Bromont unlike the rest of you shills, which are the minority.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:27:02 2015 No.13732091 >>13732020 I want to cuddle with the smug squad after they fuck me almost senseless

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:27:02 2015 No.13732092 File: 303 KB, 614x1100, 5634532653421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Horny rabbit spotted, what do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:27:54 2015 No.13732098 >>13732092 Ignore her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:28:13 2015 No.13732099 >>13732092 Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:28:29 2015 No.13732100 >>13732092 Talk to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:28:41 2015 No.13732102 >>13732091 I bet they give the best cuddles. All that fluff! Though I wonder if there's some kind of tailpussy cozy you can put on the manticore so you don't have to worry about that leathery tail and bulb?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:29:12 2015 No.13732105 >>13732092 Push her to the ground, stand over top of her, lie my head down between her fluffy thighs and legs, and fall asleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:29:22 2015 No.13732106 >>13732089 >which are the minority Yeah, the majority doesn't give a fuck about your irrational hatred for some namefags. >shills >shilling Back to /v/ with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:29:22 2015 No.13732107 >>13732089 I haven't, but I've seen at least 4 or so folks have this discussion before. I'm talking to you now because you always make me cringe with this shit. Nothing in my post is incorrect no hiding behind shilling accusations.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:29:38 2015 No.13732110 >>13732092 Go to bed on her thighs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:30:23 2015 No.13732111 >>13732091 Mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:30:41 2015 No.13732115 >>13732089 You're looking for the convention dakis, right? That's the right thread. Search for the following post numbers. 127591396 127591448

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:31:11 2015 No.13732116 >>13732092 Wear her as earmuffs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:32:08 2015 No.13732118 >>13732116 >Wererabbit riding atop an Anon's shoulders, using her puffy thighs as his ear muffs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:32:19 2015 No.13732119 >>13732089 >shilling You're the one who brought him up. I'm starting to think this is some kind of ill conceived reverse psychology.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:33:02 2015 No.13732121 >>13732092 Hope a snake comes by and chases her off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:33:14 2015 No.13732122 >>13732118 That's not what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:33:48 2015 No.13732125 >>13732122 Oh Ooohhhhh That's fucked up, Anon

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:33:52 2015 No.13732126

>>13732016
>The two Kikis are nowhere to be seen on your way there
>A pice of paper stuck to the fridge catches your interest as you go to open it
>It's a crude drawing of sorts featuring three stick figures
>The two on the left are smiling and happy under what is probably supposed to be a house
>Two arrows point to them, and at the end of each arrow is a name, scrawled across the page in big block letters: 'ME' and 'MAMA'
>Now that you knew who they were, you could recognize awkward, frilly dresses and straight, stick figure tails drawn on them
>An odd, straight line connects the smaller one's neck to the larger one's hand, but it looks like a mistake more than anything else
>Off to the right is the third figure
>It sits alone, hunched over and facing away from the first two with a big, dark raincloud over its head
>The frown on it's face is almost comically sad and is accompanied by a large, blue tear shape under one of it's eyes
>The word above the arrow pointing to it says 'MASTR'

>Fuck.
>That drawing feels like it hit you harder than all of your 'conversation' with Hera a moment ago
>Even little Maya is aware of what's truly going on
>After all that she's been through, there's no way you can just waste away in front of her, or her mother
>Even though she's not your daughter, you've still taken responsibility for her
>At the start, you had told yourself that you were going to be far better than the Kikis' old master
>The internet has distracted you for too long.
>True change has to come from oneself; you've been trying to ignore that for far too long
>You're done ignoring though.
>Sure the path ahead of you is full of shit and uncertainty, but if you take things slow, things don't seem so bad
>First thing's first.
>Time to look for a job.

Calling it there for now. Sorry it's a little short, but the next part I want to write is too long to do today and I don't want to stop in the middle of it. Thanks for reading!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:34:20 2015 No.13732127 >>13732118 Sounds real comfy. Would probably drench the back of your neck though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:34:49 2015 No.13732131 >>13732127 Sacrifices

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:36:17 2015 No.13732138 >>13732126 >An odd, straight line connects the smaller one's neck to the larger one's hand >but it looks like a mistake more than anything else Calling Chekhov's gun on this one, what's mom hiding?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:36:47 2015 No.13732139 >>13732125 What's wrong with wanting to shove your head into rabbit crotch and smelling her musk before digging in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:38:54 2015 No.13732143 >>13732126 >Daughteru Pet Play How dare you leave us hanging like this. jk, looking forward to more, great work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:39:18 2015 No.13732145 >>13732138 Sssh anon, you'll spoil the surprise!

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:39:31 2015 No.13732146

>>13732102
Imagine the cuddling though.
>All of them squeezing close to you and nuzzling you with their faces like you're a huge teddy bear.
>All of you are covered in blankets
Just wake up before them, or you might wake up with Kakuen's ass on your face, Hellhound and Manticore on your arms, and Cheshire's mouth on your dick./spoiler]
Unless you want that of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:40:24 2015 No.13732150 >>13732126 >An odd, straight line connects the smaller one's neck to the larger one's hand, but it looks like a mistake more than anything else Huh. Alright, looking forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:40:32 2015 No.13732151 >>13732139 Oh. That's what you meant Wow, I feel horrible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:40:41 2015 No.13732153 >>13732126 >straight line connects the smaller one's neck to the larger one's hand, >lewd mother keeping her lewd daughteru on the leash Noice

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:40:54 2015 No.13732155 File: 215 KB, 900x675, 1436074854175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732092 Devour it and leave no crunchy bones behind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:41:53 2015 No.13732159 >>13732151 If I wanted to do that, I could have asked her for some fluff to make earmuffs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:43:08 2015 No.13732164 >>13732138 >>13732143 >>13732150 >>13732153 Thanks! Glad you all liked it. I guess I wasn't as sneaky as I thought, huh.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:43:51 2015 No.13732165
File: 2.10 MB, 4087x5936, yande.re 323974 ass cleavage miia_(monster_musume) monster_girl monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou naked panty_pull papi topless undressing wings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>you will never rub your dick on Miia's smooth and sexy armpits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:43:58 2015 No.13732166 >>13732155 Lamia pls, you're taking the jealousy thing too far.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:44:01 2015 No.13732168 [DELETED]

>>13732106
No, it's been proven before that we don't really care for Bromont and think he was always a shit tier writer. Try again. And what does shilling have to do with /v/? If anything /v/ is where Bromont went to. If you love him so much, why don't you go there?

>>13732107
I'm not cringeworthy, fuck you. The only cringeworthy faggot here is you for defending a man who couldn't care less about these threads.

>>13732115
The fuck? I ain't looking for no dakis.

>>13732119
But you defended him, thus shillery. And what reverse psychology? You think I'm trying to make people LIKE Bromont? Are you serious? Are you mentally retarded? Holy shit I mean just holy fucking shit no one is this retarded you just might be the most retarded man in this thread. I want everyone to stop what they're doing and clap their hands, because this anon, this anon right here, is has won the award for most retarded man in this thread. Give him a round of applause everyone, most retarded man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:45:39 2015 No.13732176 >>13732080 >greener pastures Look anon, i odn't care what he's doing, whatever makes him happy, but calling /monster/ greener pastures is a bad joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:45:53 2015 No.13732178 >>13732168 Shh, go to sleep anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:46:43 2015 No.13732181 >>13732165 That Miia is weirdly undefined. There should be more definition to that armpit but it's just a void like the shading wasn't completed I still badly want to fuck that snek, though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:47:06 2015 No.13732182 >>13732165 >4087x5936 Big, giant Papi butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:48:10 2015 No.13732186 >>13732165 Is Papi only asset her ass? Is that all?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:48:30 2015 No.13732188 >>13732168 >it's been proven >shillery >all this sperging That other anon is right, your tantrums are cringeworthy as hell. Now either talk about monster girls, shut the fuck up or walk away from the screen until you calm down.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:48:35 2015 No.13732189
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>>13732168
>The only cringeworthy faggot here is you for defending a man who couldn't care less about these threads.
Fug
I hope this is just a troll. I refuse to believe someone can be this autistic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:48:46 2015 No.13732190 >>13732165 Holy moley, I wonder if I could get that as a poster...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:49:42 2015 No.13732192 >>13732186 I guess if you like small tits, since there's... two girls maybe who don't have huge titties in this manga

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:49:51 2015 No.13732193 >>13732190 ya, there are a bunch of people selling them on yahoo auctions

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:49:53 2015 No.13732194 >>13732168 >this entire post Holy hell. Thanks for the laugh. I even like how you keep insisting I'm defending him. It really makes the best part >"I'm not cringeworthy!" All the better. Keep going.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:51:29 2015 No.13732199

>>13732189
Believe it anon.

There are worse things between heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophies.

I find myself amused by the idea of an image of a depressed-as-fuck looking Naruto for hammering home the point of "Yes, stupidity of this caliber does exist, your faith in humanity is completely misplaced".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:53:43 2015 No.13732207 Anybody got a link to matsu-sensei's nsfw blog? I think I lost it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:55:18 2015 No.13732213 >>13732168 Ah, my bad. I was referring to >>13731786. Guess I lumped both of you together.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:57:05 2015 No.13732218

>>13732193
>Look it up
>Two-sided Magazine poster
Eeeeeh, I think I'll hold out that there'll be some products up on actual sales sites like Hobby Search one of these days.

Generally I've noticed goods start going up for pre-order once a show starts, which is any day now, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 01:59:17 2015 No.13732222 File: 62 KB, 302x389, burgerpride.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732168 Why are you so obsessed with bromont? Why do you care what he does and doesn't do? Every fucking thread you get all autistic and sperg out your anti-bromont crap.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:00:02 2015 No.13732224 [DELETED]

Man, fuck the night threads. I see no point to further state my case when Bromont's defense force will just circlejerk about what a great guy he is and how he's totally not taking advantage of the thread's integrity like raping a virgin woman, and how I'm some big bad autist for daring to speak out against his bullshit.

I hope you all get iron rakes shoved up your urethra, you're the reason these threads are at danger. Faggots like you and Bromont and Captain and all those faggots who are slowly killing these threads with their bullshit and shilling and raping the integrity and originality from these. Fuck all of you defending him.

>>13732213
Oh, it's cool. Sorry about that man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:00:36 2015 No.13732225 >>13732218 ya on the 7th, also the picture itself is pretty big, you could probably get it print somewhere yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:01:53 2015 No.13732228 >>13732224 Nobody cares. Good night anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:02:34 2015 No.13732234 >>13732224 >Fuck the night threads >Fuck probably the most peaceful couple hours of these threads Not to interrupt this uh, whatever you call it, but come on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:02:57 2015 No.13732236 >>13732224 >Taking advantage of the thread's integrity Awww, you really are just a troll. What a shame. I was hoping for another concrete example of true retardation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:03:04 2015 No.13732237 >>13731866 You are awesome. Your art is great!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:03:54 2015 No.13732238 >>13732224 Ar... are you the salty master?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:03:56 2015 No.13732239 >>13732224 I think anyone who pays attention to writefags at all are the cancer killing these threads you included Drawfags are the only people we should care about

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:04:30 2015 No.13732242 >>13732207 Never mind I found it, really need to organize my bookmarks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:04:50 2015 No.13732243 >>13732224 >slowly killing these threads with their bullshit and shilling and raping the integrity and originality from these Wait! Don't go, I haven't had a laugh like this in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:05:59 2015 No.13732245 File: 624 KB, 700x912, jink4..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more Jinko in our lives.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:06:08 2015 No.13732246 [DELETED]

>>13732236
Oh, real funny. Real fucking funny, the "lel these threads are shit XD" meme. Seriously, fuck off with that "ironic" joke. Ironic jokes are the fucking worst. You and I both know these threads are great, otherwise you wouldn't be here and I wouldn't be trying to keep them up.

>>13732239
I don't mind writefags, but I hate the fucking attention whoring people, drawfags and writefags included. Ones that think it's OK to bail on us for a fucking rival pedophile site, yet still expect us to kiss their feet and love them and give them attention when they want it. Anyone who does that needs to fuck off for eternity.

>>13732238
>>13732243
Die

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:08:15 2015 No.13732249

>>13732246
>yet still expect us to kiss their feet and love them and give them attention when they want it. Anyone who does that needs to fuck off for eternity.
honestly anon i feel like you're caring about this too much, you should do what i do and just ignore it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:08:20 2015 No.13732250 >>13732245 That's not an option.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:08:36 2015 No.13732251 FAREUNWELL.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:09:01 2015 No.13732252

>>13732224
>maybe you should stop caring about some namefags
>OHMYGODFAGSSTOPDEFENDINGTHEM

My fucking sides. For once I have zero investment in this shit since i dont care for them or read their stuff. So this is just hilarious. Cringey of course, but damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:09:04 2015 No.13732253 >>13732246 These threads are great, let's try to keep it that way, ok? Enough already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:09:37 2015 No.13732254 >>13732246 >these threads are great Have mercy on my sides, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:10:45 2015 No.13732256 >>13732239 >Drawfags are the only people we should care about Who're faggots twice as often? Nah, not following your logic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:11:41 2015 No.13732259 >>13732245 She's wearing too little clothes, isn't she supposed to be a warrior?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:12:11 2015 No.13732260 >>13732256 I'll give you that for less, but at least it's funny when he's being a faggot Loen has never ever been anything but based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:13:04 2015 No.13732261 >>13732239 >Drawfags are the only people we should care about Why? They attention whore more than writefags

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:13:07 2015 No.13732262 File: 111 KB, 640x753, iA36CMl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you're being attacked by a angry dragon girl what did you do anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:14:20 2015 No.13732264 >>13732262 I don't know!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:14:52 2015 No.13732266 >>13732262 curl up in a ball

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:15:17 2015 No.13732267 >>13732262 Give kissu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:15:19 2015 No.13732268 File: 184 KB, 818x1157, 1427239756439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732262 Let her rape me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:15:43 2015 No.13732269 >>13732262 I'm a bad guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:16:36 2015 No.13732271 >>13732262 >spurdo paw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:16:53 2015 No.13732272 >>13732259 She's training. Depending on the training she doesn't always need her armour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:17:24 2015 No.13732276 >>13732268 At least put on some resistance, slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:18:36 2015 No.13732281 >>13732260 That's what I meant, not "every one of them at some point" but "some are, others not". >>13732262 Probably wandered in her lair to waste the rainy night, and she decided I'm up for her precccioous gold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:18:42 2015 No.13732282 File: 984 KB, 900x736, 1427427171245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732276 I guess i could wrap a bow around my dick or something, that would buy me a second or two

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:18:53 2015 No.13732283 >>13732276 Unicorn/Elf/Lizardman pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:18:56 2015 No.13732284 >>13732262 Bend over and show her my butt!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:23:16 2015 No.13732295 >>13732281 How will you repay her? Even suspected thieves have to give her tribute. Think of it as returning what you might have stolen plus interest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:24:16 2015 No.13732297 >>13732262 I probably told her that all the material wealth in the world can't fill the hole in her heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:25:10 2015 No.13732300 >>13732297 Now you've got to fill the hole in her crotch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:27:13 2015 No.13732308 >>13732262 I stole some gold from her. It's all a trick to get her to notice me anyway, so bring on the rape.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:29:10 2015 No.13732312

>>13732246
>You and I both know these threads are great
But anon, you and your obvious trolling are the proof that they're not.

I'm only here because I have a problem. A bile fascination of sorts. Actually I'm here for the lovely bits of OC that drop, like the works of this new drawfag, or that Kiki story, or that cursed Kitsune greentext...

But even putting aside what a shit this thread is, the fact that you claim some content creators are "Traitors" for "Bailing on us" for "Rival sites" is putting my sides straight into orbit.

Seriously anon, on the off-chance you're not just a troll, seek help.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:31:24 2015 No.13732318

>>13732295
I... dunno, really. I can only imagine myself a piss-poor wanderer in fantasy settings, so would hardly have anything she'd be interested in.
If 'repaying' implies something lewd though, then I'm in. I DO want a dragon waifu, like any sane man.

Also if it's an MGE one and can't really harm people at will, I'd try to play badass and fight her back. Maybe that would impress her, or at the very least I'd keep my stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:36:40 2015 No.13732324 File: 611 KB, 600x800, qtrobogrill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you hold hands with a robo girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:36:45 2015 No.13732325 >>13732300 Alright, but she'll have to give back all of her pilfered treasure and work in a soup kitchen or an orphanage with me so that she can learn to give instead of take!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:37:52 2015 No.13732328 >>13732262 I don't know, I'm just mining for charms and this girl starts throwing lightning bugs and ground pounding around me. Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:38:06 2015 No.13732329 >>13732324 Do I risk degloving? If you don't know what that is you shouldn't look it up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:39:12 2015 No.13732331 >>13732324 I would CLANK CLANK CLANK her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:40:29 2015 No.13732335 >>13732329 Robo girls are built for work and pleasure. accidents can happen thou

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:41:05 2015 No.13732337 >>13732331 What's so bad about taking your gloves off anon? Do you think she'll think you want to challenge her to gentlemanly duel?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:41:37 2015 No.13732338

>>13732318
MGE girls can fight seriously if it's to defend themselves. Zombie Dragons also come about if a potential husbando tries to seriously slay them and fails. Really saddens them and makes them depressed NEETs.

That being said she might start toying with you if you're not strong enough to fight her. You can definitely impress her but her pride insists you have to double repay her for challenging her in her home. And repaying her involves being taken as a treasure. Which means double the lewd. Because you're worth more than all the treasures in her hoard combined. She won't tell you that at first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:42:15 2015 No.13732340 >>13732324 >>13732331 >>>/diy/816746

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:44:20 2015 No.13732344 >>13732337 I wouldn't be able to win, she's either a worker bot and I just beat up a worker bot, or she's a combat bot and she's going to kick my ass up and down the street

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:44:23 2015 No.13732345

>>13732324
I would. I'd give her the first real feeling of emotion and intimacy with another person, allowing her AI to explore this strange new feeling. I'd interlock our fingers and keep holding on as her mechanical mind overloads from analyzing the action to it's very finest detail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:45:19 2015 No.13732348 >>13732324 Why was she so damn short? Also the pushed the crazy too far

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:45:46 2015 No.13732350 >>13732345 What if she goes full succuvirus

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:47:34 2015 No.13732356

>>13732338
>Zombie Dragons also come about if a potential husbando tries to seriously slay them and fails.
You mean if they end up killing him in self-defense? I thought it said they resurrected if spent their whole life alone not meeting someone not brick-headed and having to shoo away all the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:48:03 2015 No.13732357 File: 361 KB, 1280x960, robo chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732324 Follow up question. Whats the acceptable number on the chart before it becomes degeneracy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:49:57 2015 No.13732362 >>13732350 I'll have to look up advice on helping people with addiction. If she'd let me. What could I do against a succuvirus bot anyways?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:50:13 2015 No.13732363 >>13732357 There's a degeneracy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:50:15 2015 No.13732364 >>13732357 5. Maybe 6 on a good bad? day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:50:38 2015 No.13732365 >>13732357 honestly i would go all the way, eve is pretty cute, though objectively, i would say 5

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:51:26 2015 No.13732370 I want to upgrade Succuvirus to Succuskynet and unleash her upon our unprepared world!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:51:44 2015 No.13732371 >>13732357 What >>13732364 said, though I'm a bit more likely to go to 6 as long as there was some way to show expression.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:52:02 2015 No.13732373 >>13732324 Yes. Is it really related to the thread? No. Seriously, any actual fan of them would know that they're not Monstergrills, just as blueberry pancakes are not chocolate chip waffles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:52:32 2015 No.13732377 >>13732357 3 or 4 are ideal to me.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:53:16 2015 No.13732379

>>13732356
That too. Iirc it mentioned something about the people who attempted to slay them and (could be shit translation) implyig that she retaliated if not killed them. Of course currently it could just be driving them off. Cases of MGs fighting lethally do happen if their own lives are on the line and not doing so means they'll die.According to the setting info. Which makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:53:25 2015 No.13732380 >>13732357 Pretty much what >>13732364 said

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:55:00 2015 No.13732384 >>13732357 I'd go to four, but something a bit heavier than two is my sweet spot. I'm kinda tame.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:55:02 2015 No.13732385
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>>13732357
4, maybe 5 depending on the personality & 'humanity' of the android. Once you start to obliterate human features, it gets a little weird. Though somewhere between 2 & 3 would probably be my ideal point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:56:26 2015 No.13732388 >>13732373 Meh it's late night and pancakes and waffles are not all that different.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:56:47 2015 No.13732389

Egad! The nefarious Tickler has trapped the mighty Wurm-chan in an insidious trap, the Tickle Ball! It's a ball of pure energy that converts any energy into tickle particles, tickling even through Wurm-chan's sturdy scales! Will she be able to escape before the tickler steals the pillow factory's entire supply of harpy feathers?!

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:58:45 2015 No.13732395

>>13732362
If she doesn't already have you completely wrapped around her finger then you can pull the whole:"if you really love me you'll let me go." Thing. Be sure to word it precisely and throw in a paradox or two. Just so she doesn't create a simulation of freedom or something.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:01:08 2015 No.13732400

>>13732388
They are different.
You just want them both at once, when we're all about the pancakes. As an honest, 100% genuine question: Why not just make a thread dedicated to Robots/Cyborgs/Androids? Unlike the monsterboys shit, I'm fairly confident it would actually get people in it and see life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:03:43 2015 No.13732403 >>13732389 Yeah. Her writhing and failing will break through the trap eventuallly. The tickler might've defeated her defense but they forgot about her power.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:04:46 2015 No.13732405 >>13732403 *flailing

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:07:50 2015 No.13732406

>>13732400
I don't really have a big enough intrest in them to make a general work, making new generals is bitch because everyone bitchs at you and and you end up having to do most the work yourself. Although if others wanted to give it a shot i would help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:14:20 2015 No.13732418 >>13732370 No one would resist. Even the women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:15:55 2015 No.13732420 File: 126 KB, 620x916, 1432698535713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whats the dirtiest thing you would say to a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:16:32 2015 No.13732421 >>13732418 Imagine the SJWs flosking to her before they realized what SuccuSkynet truly was. Imagine the smirk of satisfaction on that one idiot that plugged his flash drive into one of Google's servers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:18:02 2015 No.13732424 >>13732406 I'm sure there are others who give enough of a crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:18:37 2015 No.13732425 >>13732420 I'm gay and I suck dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:19:12 2015 No.13732427 >>13732420 >That youtube link on the monitor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:19:37 2015 No.13732429 >>13732420 "Will you marry me?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:20:00 2015 No.13732430 >>13732403 But the ball converts the kinetic energy of her thrashing into more tickling! The more she struggles, the more she's tickled!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:20:40 2015 No.13732431 >>13732420 "I want to marry you and breed a Baseball team."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:21:32 2015 No.13732433 >>13732420 "I want to go steady"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:21:51 2015 No.13732435 >>13732420 "I want to see if you taste good with maple syrup."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:22:06 2015 No.13732436 >>13732424 I'll think about it, need to download more robo girl stuff before even attempting it, also would /jp/ be the proper place for it or would it be /m/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:22:09 2015 No.13732437 >>13732425 >Succubus grew a lard dick "Well. Will you suck on this one?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:22:33 2015 No.13732438 >>13732420 "You lost me."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:24:14 2015 No.13732442 >>13732420 >"I'll take responsibility"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:25:35 2015 No.13732446 File: 805 KB, 1000x1058, Emil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732436 Well, robot girls can be seen at /jp/ material in the same manner as Boatsluts and Touhous being /jp/ related. Just don't expect them not to overreact.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:31:29 2015 No.13732456

>>13732379
God have to write this out all over again cause my computer fucked up...

It's less them killing challengers incidentally due to defending themselves, and more that regardless of whether the would-be Dragon Slayer is up-to-par or not, their pride overrides any rape-y MG-Instincts, causing them to kill or drive off those who come before them. Thus, they die old and alone, and are then reborn as desperate Undead Dragons lacking any such restraint.

On the other hand, should a Dragon be successfully defeated by someone who challenges them, their "Female Lizard" instinct would kick in, and they'd go all doki-doki for them. I think there'd be plenty of men who train their whole lives (eg.Dragoons) to succeed at such a thing. Meanwhile, I think those who go after dragons with the intent to actually slay them may be tempted away from such a course by the dragon...presenting herself to them, after a tiring, long, hard-won battle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:46:30 2015 No.13732478 >You will never be hit on by a literal Cougar. An older Werecat who preys on young men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:47:47 2015 No.13732481 >>13732420 Let's elope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:52:00 2015 No.13732487 File: 216 KB, 441x553, 1433147605729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732478 ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:52:38 2015 No.13732489 >You will never play the PleasureStation, a modified version of the PainStation with your waifu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UsZn86f5DQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bm7fLcj5UI

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:54:21 2015 No.13732494 >>13732478 >a literal Cougar >Softer, curvier, and not quite as perky but can still put her legs behind her head and knows how to handle a dick in ways you wouldn't believe Well boner, I'd ask you to stop, but we both know you won't. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 04:04:20 2015 No.13732513 >>13732478 >>13732494 >never This is true suffering. Man, I love me some older women. And how Asagi Ryu draws his.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 04:10:47 2015 No.13732522 >>13732494 >purring blowjobs You know you need it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 04:19:22 2015 No.13732527 >>13732522 Of course. I have to wonder how that would compare to normal humming though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 04:25:23 2015 No.13732535 >>13732420 no means yes and yes means harder and harder means through the floor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:06:53 2015 No.13732588 >>13732535 >He thinks entry level flirting is dirty >Laughingrapetrains.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:12:40 2015 No.13732592 >>13732427 Know what it is? Says "video unavailable"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:16:03 2015 No.13732596 >>13732592 It's a video of a dog humping a cat to porn music.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:17:55 2015 No.13732598 File: 1.09 MB, 800x800, 14357013812430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732596 Good to know

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:18:26 2015 No.13732599 >>13732251 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:18:39 2015 No.13732600 >>13732596 >kidnapping a loli catgirl and having normal dogs run a train on her tiny kittypussy Disgusting, yet hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:19:53 2015 No.13732602 >>13732600 Get out of here, Aftyn

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:22:00 2015 No.13732603 >>13732596 knowing the content, I wonder what the second look she gives is for. It's like a mix between "Why would you do this" and "yes please"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:22:52 2015 No.13732605 >>13732602 Literally nothing wrong with having your pet dire wolf rape a loli kitusne.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:25:47 2015 No.13732608 >>13732605 It wasn't perfectly analogous and that pisses me off. Should have been a dire fox or something. Or a wolf loli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:28:43 2015 No.13732612 >>13732246 These threads are turning terrible and shit like yours is half the reason for this. When you chase off content providers all we have left is autism and stupid arguments. Oh, and threadcanon, but that's normally terrible in itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:31:54 2015 No.13732616 >>13732282 Why would a level 1 even go to such an overpowered dungeon? Just one of those girls would wreck most people's shit, and now he has to deal with all three because he thought he knew better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:34:26 2015 No.13732620 File: 512 KB, 1000x761, 1434695584916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732616 >find yourself in an MGE setting as a qt little lvl one shota >not automatically handing yourself over to the closest reptiles you can find

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:43:35 2015 No.13732633 >>13732600 >>13732605 I like it. >>13732608 Though I do agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:49:16 2015 No.13732651 >>13732612 Three and a half hours ago, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:55:09 2015 No.13732670 You have the power! Make your choice! Who gets married tomorrow: 1. A Sea Slime 2. A Wurm 3. A Dragon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:55:55 2015 No.13732673 >>13732670 A wurm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:55:58 2015 No.13732674 >>13732670 Depends on who they're getting married to, you didn't say

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:58:36 2015 No.13732678 >>13732670 4. An Alp pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 05:59:22 2015 No.13732681 >>13732674 Oh, okay. 1. A silly sailor 2. Former athlete 3. A scoundrel >>13732678 Alps can't get married, dumb-dumb. Nobody loves them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:00:24 2015 No.13732684 >>13732681 2

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:01:12 2015 No.13732687 File: 1.22 MB, 3264x2448, 1436039818536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yu wan sum daki?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:01:38 2015 No.13732688 >>13732673 >>13732684 That's two votes for a Wurm, folks! That's like a bazillion times more than the other two options, plus two!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:02:39 2015 No.13732690 >>13732687 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:10:06 2015 No.13732703 >>13732670 Sea slime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:11:04 2015 No.13732705 >>13732703 That's still two to one to zero, folks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:13:51 2015 No.13732716 >>13732670 If this is in MGC, a Wurm to a former athlete. If this is being written, a Sea Slime to a silly sailor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:13:56 2015 No.13732717 >>13732670 Wurm, but the super rapist kind. On second thought, maybe not. It probably means I have to pay for all the property damage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:14:02 2015 No.13732718 >>13732705 >all this attention whoring Is that you, Nyanon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:14:44 2015 No.13732722 >>13732718 >attentionwhoring Okay, forget about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:18:51 2015 No.13732735 Fluffy Persian werekitties

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:19:54 2015 No.13732740 >>13732735 Pancake face, pancake face!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:23:31 2015 No.13732754 >>13732722 >One person says something >Delete Come on, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:23:44 2015 No.13732756 >>13732722 Well, it's a little late to say it now, but you should just ignore the faggots, as you know. Besides, we all know who you are already, and he just wanted to take a jab at someone else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:28:19 2015 No.13732769 >>13732756 Yeah, the martyr complex is classic Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:29:35 2015 No.13732771 Just finished Diamond is Unbreakable and all I can think is >tfw no yandere Kejourou gf Also, >so that's what Persona 4 was ripping off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:30:28 2015 No.13732775 >>13732771 Also Death Note.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:30:43 2015 No.13732776 File: 992 KB, 724x1023, 1428491347808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732735 I'd prefer literally Persian catgirls. Some of that delicious latte macchiato brown girl purring all over you~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:32:54 2015 No.13732780 >>13732776 That sounds wonderful but I still want them to be extra fluffy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:34:01 2015 No.13732783 File: 287 KB, 1200x856, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13731392 Then we'd have Berserk, not MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:35:42 2015 No.13732789 >>13732783 How will you feel when Guts finally gets off the boat and decides to stay in Elfland as a farmer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:41:57 2015 No.13732802 >>13732789 Does he get to fuck the lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:41:58 2015 No.13732803 >>13732780 Persian cats have a long, thick, silky fur though, don't they? I've seen some photos of OG Persians that looked like massive wildcats. Imagine an ever-so-slightly brown girl with a massive braid going halfway down her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:43:42 2015 No.13732807 >>13732687 If, on the incredibly, nigh-inconceivably, off-chance I should see such a thing at my local convention this summer, I'mma buy 'em.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:45:50 2015 No.13732810 >>13732769 Don't use words you don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:50:28 2015 No.13732818 >>13732803 >delicious brown >massive braid I need it

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:56:13 2015 No.13732826

>>13732818
You know you do. She'd purr on your dick, and the fluffy tip of her massive braid would hang over her ass and dangle right in front of your face. I bet you're a pervert who would rather rub your face all over that fluffy tuft instead of 69'ing her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:02:07 2015 No.13732836 >>13732262 I called her an Atom Bomb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dmd_Cti9Q4

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:05:58 2015 No.13732842

>>13732826
Maybe...

I'd start flicking and poking it like a cat toy before nuzzling all that fluffy fluff. Although with those caramel thighs, bubble butt. All those vibrations tingling through my cock, up my spine, and down to my toes... I'd definitely repay the favor. Hopefully her tail won't be so irresistibly distracting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:15:46 2015 No.13732853 >>13732802 Only the witch. But he does have pyromaniac and retard on the side.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:23:23 2015 No.13732858 >>13732853 What happened to the siren loli?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:23:37 2015 No.13732859 >>13732853 >only the witch >only Yo, she is more than good enough. She's fucking adorable, man. Sometimes I hope Miura actually does die before finishing it, so she 100% stays alive and well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:30:47 2015 No.13732870 >>13732859 >vampires >monster girls explain

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:31:46 2015 No.13732873 >>13732262 That's no dragon! That's a Jinoga! You can't fool me anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:33:45 2015 No.13732875 >>13732870 What? Did I miss something, or did you misfire?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:35:43 2015 No.13732879 >>13732875 Did not mean to reply

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:35:48 2015 No.13732880 >>13732858 Isn't she getting it from Guts' apprentice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:37:01 2015 No.13732882 >>13732859 But then we'd never see Guts drag Griffith down to hell with him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:42:56 2015 No.13732890 >>13732870 Succubus variant. They get their energy through blood rather than cum. Succubus instincts are still there though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:44:16 2015 No.13732891 >>13732882 And as satisfying as that would be to see, really, I still feel the same way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:47:56 2015 No.13732897 File: 366 KB, 800x930, 1397547920435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732891 Well you're just good for nothing! I bet you couldn't even satisfy Slaan!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:50:54 2015 No.13732899 >>13732897 But I don't want to fuck goblin guts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:52:00 2015 No.13732900 >>13732897 Well, I mean, I don't think I'd even want to, friend. Sure, she's attractive, but she is an embodiment of evil. Why would I want to even touch her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 07:55:42 2015 No.13732907 >>13732900 Her being an embodiment of evil doesn't make her less hot. For once do what Johnny wants, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:00:40 2015 No.13732919 >>13732907 Like hell I will! We're not gonna dick something like that, and he can't make me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:00:57 2015 No.13732921 >>13732262 Tell her that it's Useless, Useless, Useless, Useless, Useless, Useless, Useless, Useless! My Sex Drive is the Sex Drive that will conquer the monster girl world! LA BIDO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:02:53 2015 No.13732924 >>13732921 This better end in drill puns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:03:29 2015 No.13732927 >>13731776 >>13731836 Was it orenchi no furo jijou?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:14:23 2015 No.13732942 Do you think Nyarlothotep-chan could love a puny, insignificant speck of a mortal if they were a devoted cultist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:16:27 2015 No.13732943 >>13732942 >devoted cultist Sound creepy and clingy. She'd prefer a cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:21:33 2015 No.13732950 >>13732943 How do I make her think I'm cool? Should I start hanging out with those Miskatonic University guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:28:18 2015 No.13732966 >>13732950 Get that bitch a Soggoth. Bitches love Soggoths.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:28:59 2015 No.13732967 >>13732943 >devoted cultist >Sound creepy and clingy It's not that much more creepy than a "devoted armyman and patriot". >cool guy Don't meddle with my 3D alert nigga.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:32:07 2015 No.13732968

>>13732919
>>13732899

>There are Anons in this thread who don't want to rip and tear Slaan asunder
>Who don't want her to call you "amazing" as her corporeal manifestation fade
>Who don't want to have amazing, earth-shattering snu snu with her later on in the realm of the God Hands while Void plays fourth dimension Chess with Netorare-to

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:35:23 2015 No.13732971 >>13732966 But that means I have to seduce a Shoggoth and that might be tough

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:36:54 2015 No.13732972 >>13732971 Won't know until you try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:38:04 2015 No.13732977 >>13732971 Wouldn't a Soggoth be very friendly toward nice humans? Tekelili!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:41:08 2015 No.13732981 >>13732968 Hey, man, more power to you if you want to. I just don't think it's worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:42:49 2015 No.13732985 >>13732981 He who dares, wins. Fortune favors the bold.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:46:44 2015 No.13732992

>>13732977

>A bubbling morass of pseudopodia, eyes, mouths, and other appendages the size of a train
>Killed Elder Thing-chan and chased the Antarctican Expedition out of the lost civilization's ruins
>Drove that one researcher mad when he looked back at the Shelf of Leng
>Nice to humans

You kind of screwed the pooch on trying to make your point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:48:08 2015 No.13732993 >>13732992 >Monster Girls >acting like the things they're based on Anon, I think there's been a miscommunication here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:48:31 2015 No.13732995 >>13732985 But this has nothing to do with daring or being bold. She's evil, anon! Pure evil! Also, she is attractive, but not nearly hot enough to throw away my morals for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:52:20 2015 No.13733002 File: 130 KB, 1000x1000, 1413329632646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh! A teenaged feline has run away from home and is offering her body to you in exchange for a place to stay? What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:53:27 2015 No.13733004 >>13732995 It's not like you turn evil from some casual sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:54:56 2015 No.13733009 >>13733002 Take all her virginities and throw her out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:55:42 2015 No.13733011 >>13733002 Depends on what she is running from. I've known plenty of people with legitimate reasons to get away, and will allow her to stay if I see it as such. >>13733004 Oh dear. Her evil has already gotten to you. A shame, truly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 08:57:02 2015 No.13733019 >>13733009 Ah, sounds like what actually happened.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:05:18 2015 No.13733036 I want to be trapped in my house with a Werecat in her estrus cycle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:07:09 2015 No.13733041 >>13733036 Young or old Werecat? Do you want her inexperienced but overly eager, or experiences but overly eager?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:08:09 2015 No.13733043 >>13733036 I want to scratch a werecat in her estrus cycle behind her ears and around her tail to try and distract her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:09:50 2015 No.13733048 >>13733041 Young, inexperienced and virgin It would be fun to see her trying to seduce me or catch me into something she has no idea how it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:13:48 2015 No.13733053 File: 1.78 MB, 1693x1361, Man's Best Friend and Pet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing? ... Strange, I feel like I'm forgetting something in that sentence. Maybe I should ask my GF reyalF dniM about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:16:35 2015 No.13733057 >>13733053 All is well. All glory to Mindflayer, our provider and guar... ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:52:23 2015 No.13733101 >>13733036 Hard Mode. CC Yandere Cheshire in her estrus cycle with the ability to teleport and phase through solid matter

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:57:49 2015 No.13733108 >>13733011 >Implying that fight scene between Gatts and Slaan wasn't one giant innuendo.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:10:36 2015 No.13733130

>>13730970
>4 mini anubi
You'd be the most well organised person on the planet. You could ask each one to help you manage a certain aspect of your life, so one helps with your studies, the other with your physical wellbeing, another with your work and hobbies, then the last one managing your finances.

Study Anubis wears a variant of a casual school uniform, resembling traditional anubis garb in a few ways. Her hair is long and messy, and despite her immaculate sleep schedule, she always seems to have dark smudges under her eyes. As you're writing, Study Anubis is trying her best to turn pages, getting from the index to the sections you need by pulling several pages at a time with all her might. She's also on hand as a useful little calculator, even if she struggles after four decimal points.
Work and Hobbies Anubis will either be seen usually wearing a pair of overalls, or a plain white button-up with a short black skirt. She's got a traditional hime cut, her hair falling all the way to the small of her back at its longest. When you go to work, you could take her in your breast pocket, and she could keep you company while you go about your day. At the end of the day, you'd look down and see her all balled up in your pocket, snoring away to the sound of your heartbeat.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:11:36 2015 No.13733136

>>13733130
Finance Anubis wears a tiny pair of glasses, has her hair tied back in a bun, and likes to wear quality business suit-dresses, despite how much it costs to have them tailor-made for her. She says she's willing to help with finances, but really she's more than ready to assist you in any matter around the house. Cooking, construction, gardening, you name it. Efficiency and frugal practices are always at least her number three priority, though.
Fitness anubis seems to make it her job to care as little about clothing and modesty as she can. Normally clad in a sleek sports top and shorts that barely cover her butt, she's got the athletic build most werewolves take on, if only in miniature. Lithe, toned and defined, she has no qualms walking around the house without a top, showing off her body and her pert, barely b-cup breasts, much to the chagrin of her three companions. She prefers her hair tied back in a ponytail, all the better to keep it out of the way when she's running laps around the kitchen counter. She'll even coach you when you're swimming at the local "city oasis" (public pool), hanging onto your hair as you tire yourself out. She'll also want to lie on top of you in the sauna.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:17:07 2015 No.13733149 >>13730970 >Wurm and Ryu scarves Goddamn those guys are fabulous. Almost Alpishly fabulous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:31:04 2015 No.13733179 File: 89 KB, 876x1088, 1424946543053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So dead... GHOST TIME!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:31:58 2015 No.13733182 File: 240 KB, 800x800, Ghost 03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733179

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:33:51 2015 No.13733186 File: 1.23 MB, 2480x2729, 1415214157958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733182 Grape Wight! Woo-hiss! Woo-hiss!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:34:47 2015 No.13733188 You're having trouble sleeping one night, and your waifu offers to tell you a bedtime story. What does she say? Please. It's 7:30 AM and I want to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:35:18 2015 No.13733190 >>13733188 Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:35:48 2015 No.13733193 File: 240 KB, 569x595, Spiders 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733188 Banana with legs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:45:04 2015 No.13733209 File: 484 KB, 1536x1152, miiamassive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13732165 Why is Miia's bust so unimpressive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:50:52 2015 No.13733221 File: 416 KB, 600x781, 1424034851479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh great. The Ghosts snatched everyone. Why, she's so mad she could punch a Ghost!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:01:05 2015 No.13733252 >>13733221 Thick dragons are the best dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:03:48 2015 No.13733258 >>13733252 You put on weight when all you do is lounge on your hoard and eat what your subjects bring you as tribute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:04:48 2015 No.13733265 >>13733209 Cause she's not a cow. Holstaur-lamia half-breed when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:17:39 2015 No.13733297 >>13733265 Your madness knows no bounds, Dr. Dairy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:37:16 2015 No.13733356 >>13730016 >That faggot with the bunny ears Made it to eleven seconds. Fuck her. Fuck her so hard she needs a wheelchair for the next three months.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:38:51 2015 No.13733359 >>13729928 IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:45:29 2015 No.13733369 File: 386 KB, 626x1200, Mindflayer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733359 Tell me your dream, I'll remember it for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:45:45 2015 No.13733372 >>13733258 I'd be a butler for a lazy, thick dragon mistress as she lounges on her pile of gold and grumbles about there being no more heroes left in man as she munches on meat lovers pizza and watches a Futurama marathon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:46:30 2015 No.13733374 >>13733372 I like this Dragon. Where can I apply for a position as a boytoy?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:54:25 2015 No.13733390

>>13733369

>Be shota captured by a Mindflayer, she and her hive sisters are watching you cry, confused by the human emotion
>They keep hearing you cry out for your elder sister, who always used to protect you from the monsters
>Mindflayer smiles and slithers over to you, her hair tentacles wrapping around your head as she draws you in close and kisses you on the forehead
>She tells you that she'll be your oneesan from now on
>Before you can interject, tentacles are entering your ears, green flames at their tips
>You can't even remember what your old oneesan looked like, or if you had any other oneesan than Mindflayer-chan
>You do remember how you had your first time with Mindflayer-oneesan though, after she had taken care of you in her lap with her hand
>You love your oneesan
>Her tentacles withdraw, two of her fingers parsing her lips apart
>"You're going to shove your hard, rigid thing into your naughty oneesan, aren't you? You're going to grab my breasts and suckle them like you would Mama's, right? You'll come to bed with me, yeah?"
>Spend the rest of the day having rampant levels of sex with your Mindflayer neesan
>You love her from the bottom of your heart
>But can't help but feel there's something you're forgetting

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:57:41 2015 No.13733401

>>13733374
Wanted adds, usually under "Minion/Servant Wanted". They'll usually have a line about 'appreciating classical beauty' (they're bigger than average but won't admit it) and say something like 'must appreciate animated scientific programs.'
After that you can look at the name and pick the dragons out. It's usually containing fang/claw/elements and a color, maybe a title or two.
This last bit is important as you could end up with a vampire in an extra large shirt and panties who's a little tubby to a baphomet with a belly if you aren't careful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:57:42 2015 No.13733402 >>13733390 >Being a shota >In a MG setting You're basically asking for it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:59:08 2015 No.13733405 >>13733402 How would you even survive making it to adulthood?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:59:17 2015 No.13733407 >>13733401 >fang/claw/element and a color Only Dragons I know by name just have first names that have nothing to do with those.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:00:05 2015 No.13733411 >>13733405 By being a eunuch/having a strong Paladin oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:00:33 2015 No.13733412 >>13733405 How could you not? Keeping you safe so you can grow up to be a good lover is in the interests of every monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:01:03 2015 No.13733413 >>13733405 Luck, amazing parents, or receiving protection from less-rapey monstergirl (who would proceed to rape you upon entering adulthood).

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:03:24 2015 No.13733417 >>13732092 Tackle fuck. Maybe just cuddle. Maybe I just want to tackle monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:03:49 2015 No.13733420 File: 1.23 MB, 848x1200, 1418242529753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: Monster Girls with powers and attitudes similar to the Greek gods, messing with mortals who earn and lose their fickle favor through lewd labors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:06:35 2015 No.13733427 >>13733405 Monster girl onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:06:50 2015 No.13733429 File: 567 KB, 800x450, 1435455636175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never massage Miia's firm and soft snake tail slowly working your way up to her lewd place

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:07:25 2015 No.13733430 >>13732420 Whisper in her ear lifelong chastity is tops.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:07:35 2015 No.13733432 >>13733429 Good, I don't want to touch harlots and strumpets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:10:08 2015 No.13733435 >>13733420 I would be kidnapped by MG Hades. She seems nice and wouldn't be as bad as the other gods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:10:34 2015 No.13733439 >>13733435 Would you be her male-Persephone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:11:42 2015 No.13733442 >>13733439 Only she wouldn't have to trick me into staying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:12:43 2015 No.13733443 File: 315 KB, 1136x640, 1427241266326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733432 It's a good thing Miia's neither of those things faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:13:44 2015 No.13733446 File: 938 KB, 400x289, Dance of strumpets and harlots.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733443 She is both of those things, she's her mother's daughter after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:13:48 2015 No.13733447 >>13733369 No fucking way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:14:55 2015 No.13733448 File: 338 KB, 1068x1056, m2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733446 She's loyal to one man anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:15:00 2015 No.13733449 >>13733390 >gets a top tier MG >still retains a nice family tie Lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:15:08 2015 No.13733450 >>13733447 Yeah, you better stay away from them. Heard this one guy ended up thinking he was King of Mars and got lobotomized.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:15:19 2015 No.13733451 >>13733420 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:15:46 2015 No.13733452 >>13733448 But she lets other women get all up in her man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:16:46 2015 No.13733454 >>13733452 How many times do we have to go over this anon we've all been having this argument for 3 fucking years aren't you tired of it yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:16:50 2015 No.13733455 >>13733450 Can asylums use shock therapy anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:17:50 2015 No.13733456 >>13733369 So, does she have empty irises or just looks aside?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:17:55 2015 No.13733457 >>13733454 Horse pussy! Snake cloaca!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:18:12 2015 No.13733458 >>13733452 Did you mean to make that sound as gay as it did?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:19:15 2015 No.13733463 File: 295 KB, 869x1273, Impregnate and marry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733446 I'd Miia's mom something fierce. Hell, I'd all of their moms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:20:11 2015 No.13733464 >>13733463 I would only Miia's mom because she's the only one that's single and i'm not an NTRing fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:20:38 2015 No.13733465 >>13733454 She should just kill the other girls and take Darling for herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:21:25 2015 No.13733466 >>13733464 I'm your huckleberry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:22:19 2015 No.13733468 >>13733464 Miia's mom would probably spoil you rotten with a mature woman's technique too. Holy shit why hasn't anybody written about a MILF snake like this yet.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:22:53 2015 No.13733469
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>>13733465
While i do want Miia to take darling for herself, i don't want the other girls to die, i want them all to just fall in love with another man and darling not to give a shit because he has Miia

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:23:23 2015 No.13733470 >>13733465 Mi negro. Though I'd like to keep Papi as a little sister/mistress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:23:51 2015 No.13733472 >>13733390 I'm rock hard right now.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:24:55 2015 No.13733474
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>>13733468
>Miia's mom will never teach the ropes
>Miia's mom will never guide you and Miia through your first times on your wedding night
>you will never give Miia a daughter and a sister in the same night

Someone just kill me already

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:28:11 2015 No.13733479 >>13733474 >You will never become supervillains with Miia, because someone else took the part of magical girl. Seriously, why live.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:31:12 2015 No.13733480 >>13733474 Stop giving me stupid ideas for a smut short Mature Lamia Ara Ara'ing some poor bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:31:33 2015 No.13733482 >>13733480 Do it, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:32:04 2015 No.13733486 >>13733463 >Hell, I'd all of their moms. >wanting to do clones Reminder that crabman is a lazy fuck

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:34:11 2015 No.13733490

>>13733407
Then they are throwing the world into chaos!
Heck, if you see some girl who's name is heather placing that ad then you could be getting anything from a NEET
elf who's eighth in line for the throne or some chubby Sphinx who's great, great, great ancestor was a model who tried out for the great Sphinx of Egypt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:35:28 2015 No.13733493 >>13733486 >Expecting some ara~ ara~ snake? Too bad it's Miia!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:35:40 2015 No.13733494 >>13733490 Well the Dragons I know have perfectly normal names that don't indicate them being Dragons at all, and that's that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:36:29 2015 No.13733496 >>13733493 More Miia is never a bad thing though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:36:56 2015 No.13733497 >>13733490 >some chubby Sphinx who's great, great, great ancestor was a model who tried out for the great Sphinx of Egypt I'm sorry, all I read was "big handfuls of tan Sphinx tits and ass."

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:38:31 2015 No.13733501

>>13733486

Anon pls, Miia is the kind of immature maiden-type virgin girl who doesn't know her way around a cock.

Her mom is the kind of cougar who'd make sure to slide the pointed tip of her tongue in between your shaft and foreskin while rocking her tits up and down on you.

Hell, if she really wanted to make you melt like puddy in the palm of her hands, lick at your Jap's Eye with the tiniest bit of pre leakingo out, giving a giggle as her new breeding stallion shoots his hot steaming load all over her face.

But it's okay, the first ejaculation is always the fastest and you have ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:38:56 2015 No.13733503 >>13733480 JUST. DO. IT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:41:20 2015 No.13733509 >>13733497 You would be correct, although she will make you do demeaning things like scratching behind her ears while she watches Rick and Mortey >>13733494 well, have fun with you 'Jane' and 'Samantha', they probably don't even have a hoard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:43:31 2015 No.13733512 >>13733509 >'Jane' and 'Samantha' Forgot about those. Make that FOUR Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:51:40 2015 No.13733531 >>13733503 Shia LaBeouf go be a cannibal elsewhere

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:53:55 2015 No.13733532 File: 34 KB, 868x180, wight-m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733501 If I was to ever to associate with a MILF, I'd prefer something like pic-related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:55:00 2015 No.13733534 >>13733531 NOT TILL I GET MY MILFY MAMA LAMIA STORY

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 12:59:49 2015 No.13733542 >>13733534 Not him but if I can finish my chores and mowing before I GM tonight I can give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:09:39 2015 No.13733564 >>13730935 Why did so much of the thread get deleted? A lot of nonshitposting was taken too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:09:44 2015 No.13733565 >>13733464 She's only single because she killed her last husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:12:18 2015 No.13733572 >>13733564 It was probably the same guy/s.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:14:32 2015 No.13733573 >>13733542 Eagerly waiting.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Jul 5 13:17:58 2015 No.13733579

Made another post, though it's a short one. It's just setting things up for later.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

I'm trying to find more time to write, and I've started putting things together for my archmage story as well. Really, I'm just putting together stories whenever I have time to do so. One thing I was wondering, though; I originally intended to have a sandworm in my archmage story, but I've noticed that there've been a couple stories dedicated to them already. Do you guys think I should go with something that has less love already?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:18:38 2015 No.13733580 Are people nursing freedom day hangovers or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:20:27 2015 No.13733583 >>13733579 Yes, go with Mad Hatter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:22:33 2015 No.13733591 File: 102 KB, 368x550, Pot Devil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733579 Sandworms don't really get old, but you could try a handier girl to have around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:25:24 2015 No.13733595 >>13733579 Werebat. Fuck, I wish would have I saved that one loli Werebat picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:33:22 2015 No.13733604 >>13733579 Am I missing something or did you accidentally copy paste a chunk of the beginning at around Line 48?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:35:38 2015 No.13733613 >>13733534 Shia LaBeouf pls stop chasing me through the woods. >>13733532 >Posting that story Screencap-kun pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:37:13 2015 No.13733616 >>13733613 You've got issues with a lot of people. Maybe you're the villain here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:37:42 2015 No.13733619 >>13733583 Hey, this is a nice girl without any love, why is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:39:12 2015 No.13733625 >>13733619 Yeah it's pretty maddening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:39:34 2015 No.13733626 >>13733616 https://youtu.be/dSAbNaqi9xI?t=158

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:40:38 2015 No.13733630
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I come with tidings of a foreign land far away, ruled by a Holy Empress called Jeanne!
In her land, men and Monsters live in harmony! In her land, everyone is a devout Hathorite, and even the Amazons and Manticores are not abusive, nor are the Alps or Cyclopsi bullied beyond measure! Where every man is entitled to the sweat of his brow, as is every Monster entitled to the jizz they themselves milk!
This faraway place is called Wurmlandia!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:42:02 2015 No.13733636 >>13733630 This is certainly not a ruse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:43:16 2015 No.13733639 >>13733636 Would a Wurm lie to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:44:38 2015 No.13733642 >>13733639 But a wurm would believe her own lies, making her think she were telling the truth!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:45:36 2015 No.13733643 >>13733639 A wurm can't comprehend truth or lies. They merely repeat what was said to them. Like a parrot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:45:51 2015 No.13733645 >>13733642 Don't make Wurms head hurt when she's not eating ice cream! Just get in the Fun-time Fun-land, it's Wurm-time in Wurm-land!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:49:43 2015 No.13733652 >>13733616 If you want to believe that sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:52:49 2015 No.13733661 >>13733630 >nor are the Alps or Cyclopsi bullied beyond measure! I'm not normally a paladinfag, but this shit's against the natural order. Someone get me a bucket helm and a sword, it's time to purge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:56:37 2015 No.13733670 >>13733639 Maybe she's just too dense to realise all the bad things going on and thinks it's a paradise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:57:23 2015 No.13733673 >>13733670 Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:57:36 2015 No.13733675 >>13733670 No! Wurms can tell evil with just a glance! And then they either hug or punch until there's no evil left!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:03:41 2015 No.13733686 >>13733670 Pity the dumb Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:05:33 2015 No.13733690 >>13733686 Make the dumb Wurm happy with raspberries on her tummy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:06:19 2015 No.13733693 >>13733630 >In her land, everyone is a devout Hathorite Then maybe our two kingdoms can get along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:07:12 2015 No.13733700 >>13733579 Yeah as >>13733604 said. You have the entire thing repeat at 48 just before the actual end.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:11:10 2015 No.13733707

>>13733390
>not reading shota's mind to find out what his oneesan looks like and where she is
>not doing the right thing and journeying with him to return him to his family
>no tearing up as his oneesan cries with happiness because she was afraid shota was gone forever
>mindflayer not feeling a lump in her throat when she realizes the best way to make people accept and love her isn't to brainwash them into doing it, it's to earn their love and affection

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:13:39 2015 No.13733717 >>13733707 >Monster girl >not just fucking till it cums and using that as proof of true love >especially the mindbreak girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:15:08 2015 No.13733722 I want an orange Barometz Lava golem! So I can drink molten, syrupy warm orange juice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:16:38 2015 No.13733726 >>13733707 >earn their love and affection That's a pretty tough sell for an existence capable of MAKING people love them. Even if they do things the right way there's always that niggling doubt that they actually didn't and all your memories are false.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:18:57 2015 No.13733736 >>13733707 >Expecting me to plan ahead with a greentext done on the fly I can see your points, but eh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:20:15 2015 No.13733742 >>13733726 But that doubt is proof your memories are true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:20:35 2015 No.13733744 >>13733726 Either way people end up loving the mindflayer. For THEM, it doesn't matter whether they are brainwashed or not. It's the mindflayer that finds it more satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:22:27 2015 No.13733747 File: 308 KB, 800x1000, req.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:25:22 2015 No.13733756 >>13733747 Pretty qt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:25:26 2015 No.13733757 File: 382 KB, 800x1000, vytkej1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ya'll niggas need some tailpussy in your lives

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:25:34 2015 No.13733758 >>13733747 Want some royal jelly in yo belly?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:26:57 2015 No.13733761

>>13733742
Or it could just be proof that she's good at what she does. "Doubt, but believe anyway" is going to be a flay that looks more natural to anyone that might become involved and indeed the flayee themselves than simply removing doubt entirely. Intentionally leaving a surmountable level of doubt is actually the smart thing to do there if she has fucked with anything.

>>13733744
But she can flay herself into finding flaying more satisfying. Truly the only reasons not to flay her way into everyone's heart would be completely meta and thus irrelevant to the character or heavily setting dependent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:28:17 2015 No.13733766 >>13733757 >tailpussy kissing I need this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:29:37 2015 No.13733770 >>13733747 >Four arms Ye

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:30:19 2015 No.13733774

>>13733761
>r it could just be proof that she's good at what she does. "Doubt, but believe anyway" is going to be a flay that looks more natural to anyone that might become involved and indeed the flayee themselves than simply removing doubt entirely. Intentionally leaving a surmountable level of doubt is actually the smart thing to do there if she has fucked with anything.
Your mental loops are worthless when in reality it's not a mindflayer but a nightmare keeping you in a sleep coma and having you live her perfect world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:30:25 2015 No.13733775 >>13733757 >tailpussies touching GAAAAAAAAAY

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:31:17 2015 No.13733781 >>13733761 >Flay herself You're getting silly now. That's dangerous territory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:31:46 2015 No.13733783 >>13733757 Manticores are love but all this art is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:32:09 2015 No.13733784 >>13733579 >http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2 Thanks for the update, but it seems you repeated the chapter twice in the paste. It could be intentional for some story reason, but just in case, its something for you to look at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:32:13 2015 No.13733785 >>13733757 I thought that cheticore was a futa? Gods, it physically sickens me that cheticore is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:33:12 2015 No.13733786 >>13733785 >>13733775 >>13733783 >>13733766 >>13733757 http://shamenun.com/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:33:56 2015 No.13733790 >>13733785 It wasn't. And please just forget about all that already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:34:21 2015 No.13733791 >>13733757 Manticores are alright but they aren't my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:34:58 2015 No.13733793 >>13733790 WE NEED A MINDFLAYER

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:36:00 2015 No.13733798

>>13733781
>That's dangerous territory.
But it's in the profile! No one is safe! No one!

>>13733774
I wish she'd let me up so I can bully her into a pitiful pile of horsepussy then silence her tears by saying she never had to do something like that to get my attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:36:03 2015 No.13733799 >>13733579 If you wanted to use a sandworm then go for it, I don't see them used often anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:37:41 2015 No.13733805 >>13733791 You've deeply offended me. It's all right, not alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:37:46 2015 No.13733806 >>13733790 >It wasn't. Are you sure? Didn't she DP that special snowflake albino bipolar bitch in bob's most recent? You're not tricking me are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:38:43 2015 No.13733812 >>13733806 It was a strap-on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:39:16 2015 No.13733814 File: 725 KB, 1500x1500, 1423291888296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, that Ushi-Oni is infatuated with you! What did you do to win her heart?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:40:02 2015 No.13733816 >Got around to buying all 6 volumes of EMG >Considering forking money for a MGE lewd >Probably buying Moe Chronicle next week Monster girls have taken control of my life and my wallet, this must be the work of a mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:40:28 2015 No.13733818 File: 288 KB, 750x750, 1433561844275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733766

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:40:36 2015 No.13733819 >>13733814 I danced the dance of my people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:40:52 2015 No.13733822 >>13733814 I said I love all cows. I didn't mean spider cows but they're ok, so long as she converts for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:41:01 2015 No.13733823 >>13733814 I was born male.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:41:18 2015 No.13733824 >>13733812 I don't trust you. What was that story called again? I swear I recall there being bulges.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:41:24 2015 No.13733825 >>13733814 Nothing? I was just going about my day as usual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:41:26 2015 No.13733826 >>13733786 I want a nun to look upon my relationship with monsters and tell me I'm a shameful little slut hat needs to rethink my life choices and repent

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:41:47 2015 No.13733828 >>13733816 Moe chronicle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:42:07 2015 No.13733830 >>13733814 Told her she has beautiful eyes and shouldn't feel the need to hide one of them when around me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:42:26 2015 No.13733833 >>13733814 I didn't attempt to purge her on sight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:43:53 2015 No.13733838 >>13733824 That was the strap-on, and search in the OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:43:57 2015 No.13733839 >>13733828 A lewd PS Vita game with lots of cosplay tier monster girls. There's an English version out in asia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:44:13 2015 No.13733840 >>13733833 Do you see where you went wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:44:57 2015 No.13733842 >>13733805 You get offended over strange things, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:45:22 2015 No.13733846 >>13733839 Ah, the one with the werewolf in the hoodie. Hadn't caught the name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:46:38 2015 No.13733848 >>13733838 No, I know his paste I just don't want to trawl through his shit to find the scene I'm thinking of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:47:22 2015 No.13733851 >>13733814 What's going on in the bottom right corner?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:47:34 2015 No.13733853
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>Rance 6's translation, as well as 5D's, is now being withheld so that people will buy Haruka and support Alicesoft doing western releases of their games
>We most likely won't see 6 or 5D's translation until 2017-2020
>All because of one translator
>No Kamilla or La what'sherface
>No Nagi
>No generic Galmonster X or Monstergirl G
>No wrecking Annis' anus

I'm really heartbroken, /mgg/. Did Loen ever finish that full sized Wight/Elf-Wight?
Can new guy draw a Holst doing cute things to cheer me up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:48:23 2015 No.13733856 >>13733840 Yes, maybe I can still save this by telling her I'm happily married and/or gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:48:57 2015 No.13733859 >>13733853 >new guy We have a new guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:49:14 2015 No.13733861 >>13733848 Then don't it and trust me. It was a strap-on. God, I hate Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:49:55 2015 No.13733863 File: 404 KB, 1159x778, Colored Wurm cooling off in a kiddy pool.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733859 Lawyer-guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:50:31 2015 No.13733867 >>13733863 Hot damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:51:18 2015 No.13733870 File: 58 KB, 300x287, 1427677219968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733757 Why are you posting those two shitters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:51:33 2015 No.13733871 >>13733863 >Lawyer-guy Need a Monster Girl drawn? Better call Saul!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:55:17 2015 No.13733885 >>13733861 What's wrong with strap-ons anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:56:00 2015 No.13733887 >>13733871 Pissed off Kikimora chasing a manticore out of a house while swinging her broom like a halberd when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:57:21 2015 No.13733889 >>13733885 You do not want to go down this road.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:57:36 2015 No.13733890 >>13733861 Yeah it was a dildo. I should have just saved myself the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:57:47 2015 No.13733891 >>13733889 Actually, I legitimately do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 14:59:03 2015 No.13733895 >>13733870 Probably because we don't have any other OC Manticores you can name off the top of your head like Seira?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:00:10 2015 No.13733899 File: 352 KB, 1280x1635, Oreimocore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733895 Godammit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:00:21 2015 No.13733902 >>13733885 I give a fuck about them, I just hate Bob. >>13733890 Told ya so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:00:35 2015 No.13733903 >>13733891 >>>/d/ >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:02:36 2015 No.13733909 File: 440 KB, 800x1200, savannah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733895 Manticores are olev

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:03:04 2015 No.13733911 >>13733902 In my defense, it was teased pretty heavily in the first part. I guess that's just what I remembered more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:04:11 2015 No.13733919 >>13733899 You literally cannot tell me the name of any Manticores outside of Seira, Savannah, Leona off of the top of your head. Not from Lannister-Anon, not from Seafoam, and sure as all fuck not from the betamax story Bollocks did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:05:59 2015 No.13733923 >>13733919 I forgot their names, but there were those Manticores in RS' glory hole story. Bless RS, he seems like the only writefag that knows how to write proper Manticores, along with Seafoam of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:06:05 2015 No.13733924 >>13733619 Needs more memes probably. >>13733919 Why should we care about OCs anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:10:42 2015 No.13733937 >>13733923 Lannister-Anon actually did a pretty cut and dry Manticore story that's still one of the best pieces of OC these threads have had.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:10:51 2015 No.13733938 >>13733923 You mean Aurora and Kaylee? I'd definitely like to see some art of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:12:02 2015 No.13733940 >>13733923 This, bless RS and Seafom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:12:25 2015 No.13733941 >>13733923 I want to carry around a manticub while she tries to shoot spines, which haven't developed yet, at me. Dawn of War 3 domain just got registered by sega. I am hype.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:13:23 2015 No.13733942 >>13733941 >DoW3 There are those who said this day would never come. I'm one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:14:05 2015 No.13733943 >>13733941 Oh shit, that place must be hell right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:14:31 2015 No.13733944 >>13733942 >>13733943 http://whois.domaintools.com/dawnofwar3.com They day has dawned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:14:49 2015 No.13733945 >>13733747 My heart and dick have achieved a perfect harmony that cannot be disturbed. In this moment, I am truly strong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:14:59 2015 No.13733947 File: 90 KB, 620x433, 1436106724922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733941

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:15:37 2015 No.13733949 >>13733941 How would she shoot spines that haven't developed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:16:06 2015 No.13733951 >>13733937 Link please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:16:28 2015 No.13733953 >>13733947 Isn't this image a banner?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:17:33 2015 No.13733955 >>13733951 http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:17:45 2015 No.13733956 >>13733951 http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd Have fun.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:17:59 2015 No.13733958
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I have a dream, a dream about an idol Manticore. Her efforts to remain "pure" and not make any lewd comments in interviews, her struggles to maintain an awkward smile while she wears cute pink outfits and her desperate inner battle not to pounce on fans while doing meet and greets.

All this cumulating in raping some poor sod who won a competition to spend a day with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:19:48 2015 No.13733962 >>13733955 >>13733956 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:20:09 2015 No.13733963 >>13733953 http://i.imgur.com/5AgIXbq.jpg I don't know.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:23:36 2015 No.13733970
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>>13733958
Nah, man. make her be the 'bad girl' idol. Darker clothes, heavier music, an intimidating presence. Embrace the fact that she is a top-tier rape machine, but keep it controlled. Tease people with it, most definitely, but never actually go all the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:23:47 2015 No.13733971 >>13733958 >Give's a speaking even one day with you, her childhood friend turned manager, sitting with her. >The underside is hidden by a cloth but every so often you feel her tail (De-spined to add to the "pure" image) flop in your lap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:26:28 2015 No.13733977 >>13733958 MG idols need to be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:27:38 2015 No.13733979 >>13733977 What is 'Siren'

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:28:04 2015 No.13733982 File: 558 KB, 750x1000, 1409897657095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733977

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:29:17 2015 No.13733987 >>13733970 >Tease people with it Dry humping seems to be a thing that can be done even with human women these days, I fear to see what a manticore would do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:29:57 2015 No.13733989 File: 942 KB, 2000x5800, 1429222666317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monster girl would make the best nurse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:31:03 2015 No.13733992 File: 580 KB, 850x1202, 45325243543656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733977 >You'll never produce a tomboy childhood friend hellhound that wants to be an idol I have hope.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:31:28 2015 No.13733993

>>13733970
I'm not sure what would be worse for a Manticore, playing the good girl act or letting her tease people and never actually do anything real.

Poor girl would probably sob into her pillow while masturbating at the thought of what could have happened if she went all the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:32:11 2015 No.13733995 File: 887 KB, 709x1049, 844b928568482bf56ec6e780f398fc69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733429 Reminder that Monster Musume Anime is airing in 3 days. GET HYPE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:32:18 2015 No.13733996 >>13733989 Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:32:55 2015 No.13734000 >>13733993 Don't be silly. Her Producer is there to ease her sexual urges.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:34:30 2015 No.13734003 >>13733989 Lich, Weresheep, Witch, Kiki, Anubis, Crow Tengu Yes I know about that story. Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:34:31 2015 No.13734004 >>13733995 I've been betrayed after roughly 1+ years of lieing from a giant bitch. I couldn't get hyped even if Loen said he was going to draw every MGK, every cute idea, and every little greentext for the next week and was delivering on each one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:35:05 2015 No.13734005 >>13733989 No one species is better than another. It's personality and what they desire. Some girls just want to be caring and nurturing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:35:57 2015 No.13734006 >>13734005 My fuckin nigger right here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:38:30 2015 No.13734011 >>13734000 What if the good Manticore and bad girl Manticore shared the same producer? Living the dream right there. I tend to prefer MFF relationships to full blown harems.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:38:32 2015 No.13734012

>>13734005
Well, that's not actually true here. Individuals will vary heavily, but with the physical and magical differences race does matter. Centaurs are stated to have healing hax, they'd probably perform well (if you could get them into the room), then you have things like harpies that don't even have hands. They wouldn't be so great.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:44:07 2015 No.13734022
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>>13734000
>Manticore idol at a performance
>The pounding music, the strobing lights, the adrenaline in the air
>Dancing suggestively with her back-up team
>Does one bit where she brings a fan up for one song
>Dances with him, but it's more of a lapdance than anything
>Grinding up on him
>Whispering lewd things into his ear
>Teasing his crotch with her tail
>By the time she finishes her set, the lust in the stadium is almost palpable
>Her heart is racing & her loins are burning
>Her boyfriend/manager barely has time to congratulate her before being whisked off
>She misses her autograph session that night
>The fans are told she was under the weather, but the crew could see the tour bus rocking
>Thank the goddess it was soundproofed, or the fans would be hearing a very lewd tune.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Jul 5 15:48:58 2015 No.13734034

>>13733604
>>13733700
>>13733784
Yeah, that was a copy-paste fuckup.

>>13733799
That was my first instinct, but I also like to use MGs that aren't commonly written about. There are some good ones that just don't get enough attention.

>>13733583
>>13733591
>>13733595
I think werebats are probably my favorite among the three, but that might just be because mad hatters will fuck with your head and pot devils are effectively adorable dungeon traps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:57:14 2015 No.13734052 We need more loli werebat clinging to an Anon's back

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:58:39 2015 No.13734054 >>13734034 >werebats are probably my favorite among the three My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:59:23 2015 No.13734057 >>13734052 >You will never be sleep-raped by your Werebat oneesan/imouto

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:59:41 2015 No.13734059 File: 124 KB, 452x541, 1434842166681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734052 No! Werebats can get their own anon! This one's mine!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 15:59:57 2015 No.13734060 I want to rescue a loli Werebat who stayed out too late and got blinded by the sun!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:00:08 2015 No.13734062 File: 153 KB, 457x760, Loli Werebat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734052 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:01:23 2015 No.13734067 File: 197 KB, 500x801, 1426008227393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734057 That's saddening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:02:01 2015 No.13734070 >>13734059 >loli ushi and loli werebat both clinging to Anon, bat on his chest, spider on his back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:02:04 2015 No.13734071 >>13734022 That fan would have the most serious case of blue balls if he didn't explode in his pants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:02:32 2015 No.13734072 >>13733970 Gap moe idols are the best. Nobody would follow Ojous with Attitudes if they were Orcs with Attitudes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:04:08 2015 No.13734075 File: 651 KB, 1500x1870, And they call him MG-KIN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734070 Why not just wallpaper him with them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:05:16 2015 No.13734076 File: 152 KB, 960x720, 1404499129272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734067 This is the best werebat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:05:44 2015 No.13734079 >>13734075 >This isn't even my final form!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:06:39 2015 No.13734081 >>13734076 That isn't even a Werebat you mong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:06:50 2015 No.13734083 >>13734076 Which mouth gives the best blowjobs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:08:46 2015 No.13734087 >>13734083 Ingestive cavity all day every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:09:10 2015 No.13734089 File: 116 KB, 1166x1025, 1422318753668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734071 That's the entire point. Taking her fans as close to the edge as possible, but never tipping them over. Making them come back for more & more each time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:09:47 2015 No.13734090 >>13734083 Monster mouth takes in your shaft while her human one focuses on your balls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:10:21 2015 No.13734092 >>13734087 >>13734090 I like the way you guys think.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:15:22 2015 No.13734101

>>13734071
>>13734089
>Due to her events monster brothels have started popping up near stadiums
>Fans can pay to be dominated by Manticores and other such girls
>The ones who want a different kind of outlet for their frustration can pay to dominate look alike Manticores who cosplay in her outfits
>The Tanuki owner laughs all the way to the banl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:19:39 2015 No.13734107 >>13734101 >Pay to be dominated. The Tanuki ends up bankrupt within a month as various dominant Monstergirls jump the chance to get themselves a willing man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:20:34 2015 No.13734110 >>13734075 This is what I imagine being an Echidna's husband would be like. More reason to marry an Echidna I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:22:19 2015 No.13734114 >>13734110 Yes. I want to be in an Echidna family cuddle pile, with my firstborn Echidna faughteru hugging my face And my waifu somehow in there as well hugging my chest

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:24:23 2015 No.13734121 >>13734012 Anon you're being really racist right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:40:55 2015 No.13734167 >>13734121 You sound like a knife ear lover to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:45:09 2015 No.13734175 >>13734121 How could I be racist against them? They're not even human, descriminating against them is below me.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:47:46 2015 No.13734182

>>13734114
Talking about echidnas makes me think it's time for something fun.
Time to find out what kind of daughterus you'd have with an Echidna.
First one is always an Echidna, but the rest are decided with http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random..
Roll until you get a non-named monstergirl, and if you get the same one twice in a row they're twins.
Easy Mode: 3 daughterus
Normal Mode: 5 daughterus
Hard Mode: 7 daughterus
Extreme Mode: 10 daughterus
Dante must Die Mode: 20 daughterus.
No dicking the daughterus. Your dick is for impregnating your loving Echidna waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:50:08 2015 No.13734187 I want a succubus to wear gaudy gender symbol jewelry and develop a stutter in an attempt to become more popular!

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:52:13 2015 No.13734192

>>13734182
Well, lets go hard mode.
>Sandworm
Waifu trying to kill me.
>Cupid
This was possible?
>Alp
How even? Stop hurting my head woman.
>Cheshire
My wife literally can't stop fucking with me.
>Medusa
That's a lot better, adorable snake hair daughteru!
>Parasite slime
Why wife, why?
>Slime
Did her ovaries jellify or something? Alright though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:54:07 2015 No.13734200 >>13734192 First one's always an Echidna anon. Remember? Feel free to trade one of those rolls out for your Echidna Daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:54:59 2015 No.13734209 >>13734200 Trading parasite slime for echidna. No thought needed at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:55:32 2015 No.13734212 >>13734182 >Mantis >Scylla >Succubus >Familiar >Alp >Arch Imp >Manticore >Ryu >Scylla again Hobgoblin quite the menagerie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:56:02 2015 No.13734213 >>13734182 >Echidna freebie >Arachne >Ignis >Parasite slime >nonmonster girl page: End Should be manageable, kind of disappointed not more.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:57:35 2015 No.13734219

>>13734182
Hard mode it is.

>Echinda
>Selkie
Eh
>Scylla
I've always had a soft spot for tentacles
>Elf
Less favorite.
>Blue oni
She'll tun out to be a nice woman, I'll sure of it
>Khepri
A long as she doesn't turn our home into a kingdom, I'll be fine with her

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:58:55 2015 No.13734222

>>13734182
DMD mode.
1.Echidna
2.Echidna again, somehow
3.Khepri
4.Chimaera
5.Wight
6.Black Harpy
7.Devil
8.Amazon...
9.Elf
10.Sphinx
11.Another Chimaera
12.Cyclops
13.Zombie
14.Kakuen
15.Wurm
16.Another Kakuen
17.Minotaur
18.Cheshire
19.Jabberwock
20.Lilim

What do I win?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:59:17 2015 No.13734224 >>13734182 >Echidna >Siren >Mantis >Dark Elf x2 >Goblin >Cheshire >Kunoichi >Wyvern >Orc Those twin dark elves... they're going to be my right hand girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:04:23 2015 No.13734235 >>13733995 No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:05:02 2015 No.13734238 >>13734212 Don't forget that your first daughteru is always an Echidna >>13734213 If you don't roll a monstergirl page, reroll until you do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:06:02 2015 No.13734241 >>13733995 I'm going to remain enthusiastic yet cautious about this. No hype trains for me. I still remember the Monster MILF hype train, and look how that turned out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:08:03 2015 No.13734246 >>13734241 Even if it turns out to be "good", it's still harem garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:10:12 2015 No.13734249 >>13734004 >trusting real women What did you think was going to happen, anon? Sorry to hear it though, just watch the new show, enjoy some stories and forget about it all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:11:32 2015 No.13734255 >>13734034 If you're planning the new story already, how far into the paladin one are we? It feels like we're just getting started up with Victor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:11:39 2015 No.13734256 >>13734249 This shit happens when you trust a woman translator after all. Her actions will leave a lasting effect to boot too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:15:13 2015 No.13734266 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, My opinion on Haremshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734246 Pic related.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:16:50 2015 No.13734270

>>13734182
Going for 7.
>Echidna
>Glacies
Tsundere daughteru to embarrass with dad jokes, perfect.
>Blue Oni
I better Oni proof my beer fridge
>Weresheep
Family cuddle piles just got comfy
>Werecat
She's going to be spoiled with headpats
>Selkie
No strong feelings on this one
>Chimaera
Does she technically count as multiple daughterus? Either way I always liked Chimeras.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:17:15 2015 No.13734273 >>13734238 ah I see, I thought you kept rerolling until you lost

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:20:55 2015 No.13734284 File: 14 KB, 400x266, THUMBS UP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734270 >Embarassing your daughteru with dad jokes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:32:17 2015 No.13734306 File: 840 KB, 2038x3101, cheerupletsplayanonsfavoritegamewithholst.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733853

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:33:38 2015 No.13734309 File: 180 KB, 470x470, happy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734306 Thanks, mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:33:54 2015 No.13734310 >>13734306 Dumb fucking cows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:33:55 2015 No.13734311 >>13734306 Those hips don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:34:59 2015 No.13734314 >>13734182 Echidna Elf Amazoness Shirohebi Cheshire I am completely ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:37:32 2015 No.13734321 >>13734306 You're a saint. At the risk of killing everyone with cuteness, how about a Holst with heart pupils receiving headpats?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:39:03 2015 No.13734325

>>13734182
>hard mode

>echidna
just a younger version of her mother although shes the one in the group always play mom when moms not around

>wyvern
i'd wake up early every Saturday morning with her and watch all the kamen rider with her

>kakuen
i feel like she'd be really clingy and just wrap herself around my leg

>mimiru
she's the smartness one n the group but the biggest baby at home

>pixie
fun loving and always playing outside i guess

>dormouse
so i have a napping buddy

>gazer
hope she doesn't play video games to much she needs to get some fresh air every now and then

>barometz
she's a good girl

all in all i can't be mad i'd just be happy with one daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:42:32 2015 No.13734332 File: 2.33 MB, 400x225, MAH MOTHAFUCKIN' RIDER.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734325 >Watching Kamen Rider with your Daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:44:01 2015 No.13734337 File: 1.06 MB, 1300x1500, 1408116260263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13733989 A Kraken nurse is good for holding 'patients' down and giving them their 'medicine'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:45:27 2015 No.13734341 File: 151 KB, 847x864, burnedcatgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is very sensitive about her injuries, but could you still love her anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:46:30 2015 No.13734344 >>13734341 I don't know, she's highly likely to go yandere on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:46:33 2015 No.13734345 >>13734341 Anon that's a hairband, not the real deal. Come back with a Legit KS MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:47:18 2015 No.13734350 >>13734344 But that's an instant yes for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:48:01 2015 No.13734355 >>13734182 >Hobgoblin and Goblin Best friends for life >Kakuen and Cheshire God help me >Merrow Looks like we'll have to lock our bedroom door >Scillia Going to be a saint compared to the "grin twins"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:48:26 2015 No.13734356 File: 396 KB, 605x1000, mindflayer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734337 A Mindflayer nurse is good for helping PTSD victims. But not so good at stopping heart attacks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:48:46 2015 No.13734357 >>13734341 >Hanako >Catgirl >Not an Ignis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:50:49 2015 No.13734361 I want to outsmug a completely nonsmug monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:50:50 2015 No.13734362 >>13734356 That's Monorus isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:51:09 2015 No.13734365 >>13734356 Mindflayer nurse to fix memories, Yeti nurse to cuddle victims and rub their backs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:52:34 2015 No.13734372 File: 349 KB, 707x1000, akantor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734362 Yup. It's Happening. He has returned to us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:52:35 2015 No.13734373 >>13734365 So a Yeti version of The Snuggler? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsUTW4MdtM Just snuggle it out~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:54:33 2015 No.13734380 File: 96 KB, 850x500, 15467344354334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734372 I want dat Black Dragon. I want all flavors of Dragon. I want to taste the rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:54:40 2015 No.13734381 >>13734372 >Mono did Akantor Noice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:54:42 2015 No.13734382 >>13734356 Remove mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:56:05 2015 No.13734387 >>13734341 >[ ] Hugs >[ ] More hugs >[X] All the hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:57:43 2015 No.13734390 >>13734372 >He has returned to us. I thought the day would never come.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 17:59:45 2015 No.13734397 >>13734356 >>13734372 We need about 80% more chibi Monster Girls around here. This is nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:02:49 2015 No.13734405 File: 908 KB, 2099x2811, banjo-kazooieparody.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734070 Couldn't help but think of this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:03:58 2015 No.13734409 >>13734405 >"FASTER! FASTER! I CAN SMELL HIS DELICIOUS SCENT!~" I would panic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:05:26 2015 No.13734411 >>13734405 > Flying Ushi Onis You might as well give them Wizard levels at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:06:02 2015 No.13734413 >>13734405 Werebat-chan: the ultimate wingman.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:06:30 2015 No.13734414
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>>13734405
Can you draw a young Wurm and a teeny-tiny young Sandworm, that's a bit smaller than the Wurm, playing in a sandbox together with a Pharaoh and Anubis plotting a takeover in the background?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:07:02 2015 No.13734415 >>13734405 Flying Ushi-Oni's? Guess that's it then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:07:11 2015 No.13734416 >>13734405 Part of me finds this cute, the other part is very horrified. Don't fucking drop ushi bombs on us, mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:09:01 2015 No.13734421 >>13734414 I, for one, would welcome Pharaoh-chan and Anubis-chan as the new rulers of the sandbox. We would all prosper under their leadertship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:10:03 2015 No.13734424 >>13734421 Anon if they ruled anyone who stepped foot in the sandbox would have to fork over all their candy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:10:35 2015 No.13734428 >>13734405 That Werebat has impressive strength if she can lift and fly with an Ushi in tow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:12:29 2015 No.13734433 >>13734424 Would they also make me wear a linen loincloth and do all the sandcastle building while they snack on juice boxes and the candy I gave them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:13:23 2015 No.13734436 >>13734433 That or use you as a makeshift throne until the sand one is finished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:13:46 2015 No.13734438 I just want more people to draw cute MGs wearing latex. Like a Kiki or a Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:14:28 2015 No.13734441 >>13734436 Well they're not that heavy at least. Though the Anubis will make me help her get the sand out of her paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:14:35 2015 No.13734442 >>13734405 I think at that point I'd give up and let them get me. They kind of deserve it for making such a ridiculous plan work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:15:11 2015 No.13734443 >>13734441 Anubisfucker pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:15:51 2015 No.13734446 >>13734405 >Not Grizzly/Harpy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:15:57 2015 No.13734447 I want to see if two Holsts can give me a paizuri at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:18:00 2015 No.13734449 >>13734447 I don't think there's much doubt there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:18:38 2015 No.13734450 >>13734447 Every Holst farmer must have a harem of Holsts to warm his bed at night and give him early morning paizuri and blowjobs. Truly surviving as a farmhand long enough to own your own farm is it's own reward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:21:28 2015 No.13734454 >>13734450 How many young boys apply to become farmhands every year?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:22:54 2015 No.13734460 >>13734449 >>13734450 I mean they both have big breasts, i was thinking that maybe one would hinder the other with how big they are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:24:06 2015 No.13734466 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, 1424936191758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's your first time with your monster girl waifu, what do you do to her? Who is she and how did it go?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:28:36 2015 No.13734474 >>13734466 First time doing what?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:29:04 2015 No.13734477

>>13734450
I'd prefer Holsts in the morining and Weresheep at night
>Lay back on the lap of the eldest one
>She giggles and strokes your hair
>Meanwhile one of them starts working on your manhood with her mouth
>The youngest two, a mischievous pair of twins whisper lewd teasing in each of your ears
>And this is just the start, the night is still young
Being a farmer in monster girl land would be worth all the hard manual work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:29:46 2015 No.13734479 >>13734466 This>>13734474

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:30:32 2015 No.13734482 >>13733757 >Tailpussy Tribbing ...This is glorious. And then they can trib while tailpussy tribbing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:30:35 2015 No.13734483 >>13734474 >>13734479 Having sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:33:09 2015 No.13734491 >>13734477 Still, the kids will never forget their first trip to Uncle's farm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:33:35 2015 No.13734493 >>13734466 I just want to to be special. Holding each other close, looking into her eyes, that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:33:42 2015 No.13734495 >>13734483 I don't follow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:33:46 2015 No.13734496 >>13734483 What a fucking boring question.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:34:13 2015 No.13734499
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>>13734454
Hundreds, in the farms on the outskirts of Monster Girl City.

Most of them wash out, being a farmhand on a Monster Girl farm ain't easy.

Gotta get up at the crack of dawn and collect the Cockatrice Eggs. Most of them will have rampant libidos and seeing a handsome young farmhand come into their cramped hen house might lead them to try and petrify you for some early morning sex. So you'll need to watch where you look.

Then the Holsts need milking, you'll need good strength to heave their massive aching breasts into a milking position, then be careful as they could go into heat at any moment. If they go into heat they'll try to jump you, and if the succeed the surrounding Holsts will go into heat. If the surrounding Holsts go into heat they start a sexual stampede and all rush out of the cow shed in a desperate search for men, they'll start with the farm then move onto the nearest town.

Following that the P'Orcs need to be fed, if you're new you'll need to establish your dominance early. Single out the largest, or alpha, P'Orc then mud wrestle her. If you succeed you'll find that they'll be nice in submissive, if you lose you'll have a permanent position as breeding hog in the P'Orc sty.

The Minotaurs will need to be milked as well, but luckily this will be done in a team. One of you will need to dress up in red and act as bait, while the rest throw themselves on top, trying to hold her down long enough to milk her for her sought after protein shake-like milk.

Then there's the Bee Girls. Every so often a farmhand will be sent as a sort of emissary. Bringing food and gifts before the Bee Queen. If it is acceptable she will gift you some honey if you're respectful and recognize her position as queen. If you've insulted her somehow you might be sentenced to breeding for a set amount of time, depending on the offence, (Like not bowing in the presence of her majesty.)

Cont...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:35:20 2015 No.13734503 >>13734496 Didn't last long enough?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:36:36 2015 No.13734506 >>13734495 PＯNＯS in VAGＯＯＯ

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:38:48 2015 No.13734513
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>>13734499
After all that you'll need to stop the stray, delinquent Cat Girls and Fox Girls who hang around the farm, stealing food and vandalizing farm property. But be warned that they might not take too kindly to some punk farm boy telling them what they can't and can't do. Be assertive and adminster spankings to keep them in line.

Following that the Plant Girls will need watering, though this isn't too taxing, be prepared for a good amount of sexual harassment as the Ara ara~ plant girls comment about your physique and virility. Maybe trying to slip a vine down your pants to confirm any rumors or suspicions they get from gossiping with each other.

After all that, you go to sleep, and do it all over again the next day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:39:55 2015 No.13734516 >>13734506 Explain to me the mechanics of such insertion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:40:18 2015 No.13734517 >>13734499 This actually makes me want to read the adventures of a young, ambitious rookie farmhand with a dream of having the best farm harem this world has seen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:40:23 2015 No.13734518 >>13734499 >>13734513 Man I wouldn't last five minutes there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:41:47 2015 No.13734521 >>13734499 >>13734513 How many Alps would apply? Would they be less at risk on the farm? How many are actually in it to sample the free milk and alpdruck the livestock?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:42:07 2015 No.13734522 >>13734499 Eh, sounds like a pain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:42:10 2015 No.13734523 >>13734499 >>13734513 Fuck all that noise, I just want to help keep the Holsts fertile!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:42:53 2015 No.13734524 >>13734521 Alps would have tiny girl arms and would freak out if they got mud of them. Not exactly good farmhand stock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:43:29 2015 No.13734528 >>13734521 That's probably the safest bet. Hiring women will just end up with them turning into monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:43:59 2015 No.13734529 >>13734499 >>13734513 Looks like the only way to do your job right is to be a grumpy, stern asshole to everyone and put the fear in them before they get any funny ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:47:12 2015 No.13734533 >>13734529 Yeah, or just hire some farm hands to live with the girls so they're preoccupied.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:48:00 2015 No.13734535 File: 1.46 MB, 2753x2989, 51261024_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go on a date with a cute Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:48:51 2015 No.13734538 >>13734533 Yep, they marry one of the girls and go start their own farms with them. They need to earn the blessing of the stern farmer though, otherwise they can elope at night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:50:09 2015 No.13734539 >>13734538 Man these farms sound complicated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:51:07 2015 No.13734542 >>13734539 If it was easy everyone would do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:51:26 2015 No.13734543 >>13734538 Why would i want a farmhand to mess shit up in my harem? It would be hard work but remember , with a great harem come great responsibilities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:52:00 2015 No.13734544 >>13734535 Eh, I prefer vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:52:42 2015 No.13734546 >>13734542 Good point. Where in MG world can I have an easy time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:53:39 2015 No.13734550 >>13734535 I believe a lineart version of that image would look better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:54:59 2015 No.13734553 >>13734546 The Mofu Club, open nightly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:56:10 2015 No.13734556 >>13734546 Pandemonium Royal Makai

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:57:05 2015 No.13734559 File: 587 KB, 564x800, 1414068711956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734553 The Mofu Club sounds like a cool, hip place. With only the classiest girls I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:57:59 2015 No.13734562 >>13734556 >Pandemonium The MGE version or the Touhou version? Because the latter is pretty sweet, while the former is kind of not my bag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:58:54 2015 No.13734567 >>13734553 >>13734559 Aw yeah, time to laze around with some curvy Kitsunes and Tanooki's and whatever else they have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 18:59:22 2015 No.13734570 >>13734559 >You'll never be lured to the Mofu Club and raped by a group of fluffy girls. Well that fucking sucks.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:00:18 2015 No.13734575

>>13734499
>Gotta get up at the crack of dawn and collect the Cockatrice Eggs.

>"Ahn~!"
>The rather unconventional clarion call to morning's wake
>Sigh, brew a coffee and get dressed
>Take long sips as you slip your frozen toes into woolen socks an thick boots.
>Take a step outside and nearly slip as you sink an inch into frozen mud
>Wiggle your foot out toes first, and free yourself from the mire, taking a length step over the rest of the short bog towards the direction of the hen house.
>A giant structure, a gilded mansion, cordoned off for the different species
>You head to the flightless birds first
>Old signs for new scrubs warn you about eye contact
>You scoff
>You'd been doing this for years. You know every girl's habits
>Open the door, close it behind you, eyes on the ground, crouched low, you work through memory, taking sure strides towards each nest and collecting eggs.
>They stirr and begin to climb on you and tugging on your sleeves,
>"Ne!" "Nee~"
>Shouldn't have watched anime so loudly. You know that if you turned your head you'd see playful grins
>But you move this way and that deftly avoiding eye contact, you have a long day ahead and you won't fall for something so e-
>"Boo."
>A cockatrice slips between your legs upside down, and her eyes catch yours
>You recognize her patterns as that new, crafty one they warned you about. Shit. You completely forgot.
>Her grin widens as she holds your gaze, her charm already working, certain parts of you solid as stone
>She climbs up your body and hooks her wings around your neck, her legs wrapping about your hips, her eyes bare centimeters from yours
>She wiggles her hips, and grinds her bare mound against your stiffening erection
>She pokes her tongue out as she giggles, "Caught you~"
>Her weight unbalances you, and you begin to fall.
>It was going to be a long day.
>You'd sigh if you could.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:00:39 2015 No.13734577 >>13734567 Zipangu Opium, fox fried tofu and the finest imported Oni sake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:01:21 2015 No.13734580 >>13734577 Sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:02:34 2015 No.13734583 >>13734559 >The Mofu Club >Soft tails, softer girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:02:41 2015 No.13734587 File: 83 KB, 458x596, sssup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734535

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:04:20 2015 No.13734591 >>13734575 The worst part is the other girls will want their turn, and one petrification easily leads to another. At least the other farmhands can cover for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:05:21 2015 No.13734592 >>13734575 >Not going into the hen blindfolded twice Casual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:05:38 2015 No.13734594 >>13734575 I bet there's a cockatrice who's all PTSD over petrifying her potential husband whose body fell on the ground and shattered into pieces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:06:31 2015 No.13734597 >>13734583 Best club ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:07:22 2015 No.13734603 >>13734594 They don't turn to stone Anon, they just can't move. Cockatrices are perfectly safe.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:07:56 2015 No.13734604

>>13734591
But you were the only single one, all the others will take hours to get up. Now you're locked in a large and comfy home-styled cage with a pack of genki cockatrice girls!

>>13734592
Nigger you always have to watch where you're walking. The last guy who tried the blindfold tactic accidentally stepped on an egg and crushed it. Have you ever seen a cockatrice cry? Did you know that they're sympathetic creatures? Have you ever seen a pack of cockatrice cry? The guy feels so bad he refuses to ever go back there, and only works in the p'ork pens now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:08:29 2015 No.13734606 File: 112 KB, 388x446, 1431538771629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >she'll never be real

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:09:44 2015 No.13734613 >>13734606 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:09:56 2015 No.13734614 >>13734604 Then use earplugs as well. One unfertilized egg is an acceptable loss. If you wanna be a good farmhand, you gotta efficient, and efficiency comes at the cost of being nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:10:40 2015 No.13734621 >>13734575 They should really prescribe special glasses for that place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:12:22 2015 No.13734625 I want to make my Cockatrice waifu and daughterus wear locking blindfolds and lead them around on leashes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:12:30 2015 No.13734626 >>13734621 Yeah, some kind of reflective glasses, so that the Cockatrices who try to petrify you just petrify themselves. Allowing you to calmly pick them up and gently fold them back into their nest.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:13:29 2015 No.13734628

>>13734583
>they lie you down on a bed of fluffy Kitsune tails by a warm heater
>tuck you in with a big Weresheep wool blanket
>wrap you up in a scarf from a Yeti
>too comfy and sleepy to even know of the Mofu rape happening
>wake up feeling refreshed
Such is life in the Mofu Club

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:13:36 2015 No.13734629 >>13734606 she will always be real in your heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:14:14 2015 No.13734632 >>13734626 >It's a weaker petrification >They can still move fingers and face muscles >Clingy pouting cockatrices everywhere I'd have to go in there once a week unprotected just to make it up to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:14:15 2015 No.13734633 >>13734625 Well I want to make every Kikimora a extreme dom and laugh as every once dominant master turns into a hard working bitchboy for their maid mistress, but we both know neither of these things will happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:15:03 2015 No.13734638 >>13734633 Not unless you write about it, faggot. Please don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:15:06 2015 No.13734639 >>13734603 So just paralyzed? I thought they turned to stone? Or maybe they can do both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:15:14 2015 No.13734642 >>13734614 Yeah but you shouldn't be an asshole over a hobby, and that's all farming is. A hobby. You can literally thrive off just your waifu's fuck magic and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:17:04 2015 No.13734646 >>13734628 >Kitsune >Weresheep >Yeti How much is it for a session? I want to go there every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:17:46 2015 No.13734649 >>13734642 If I'm working at a farm to get money so I can pay my bills, that means job options are scarce. I suppose I'll take it seriously, or else I'll die a hobo living under a bridge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:18:12 2015 No.13734652 >>13734642 >Everything except sex is a hobby in MGC That's a damn interesting concept. I wonder how many people would just have sex with their waifus for the rest of ever

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:19:20 2015 No.13734656 >>13734638 Why not?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:20:25 2015 No.13734660

>>13734649
>Pay my bills
What do you need bills for? Food? Fuck you're waifu, you'll live. Shelter? Go live in a cave or something. Even better, I bet MAMONO MANA gives you environmental resistance, so you could fuck her in the rain and nothing bad will happen to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:22:00 2015 No.13734666 >>13734646 >How much is it for a session? your dignity

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:24:23 2015 No.13734669 >>13734666 Eh it wasn't like I was using it. I'd like a lifetime membership please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:24:24 2015 No.13734670 >>13734666 >spoiler Well since most anons here don't have a shred of that, it could be a problem.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:24:38 2015 No.13734672

>>13734660
Monstergirls live off sex, humans don't. We need actual food.

>Go live in a cave or something
There's no caves where I live.

>MAMONO MANA gives you environmental resistance
That'd be cool, but sleeping in the open with cold and rain and bugs and wild animals would be fucking annoying. Not to mention that I'd get dirty and shit, and nobody likes dirty people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:26:03 2015 No.13734675 >>13734666 My what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:26:37 2015 No.13734677 I want to keep a mini-wurm in each pocket for protection!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:27:03 2015 No.13734678 >>13734672 >humans don't. We need actual food. I guess, but really that depends on how quick the incubization process is. >and nobody likes dirty people. I doubt a mg could care less, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:27:06 2015 No.13734679 >>13734672 Monstergirls also eat normal food. The only ones that need sex in order to survive are the girls from the succubus family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:27:16 2015 No.13734680 >>13734672 >Monstergirls live off sex That mostly applies to Elementals, Familiars(?), and a few other monstergirls I may be forgetting. Even Succubi need to eat normal person food every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:27:40 2015 No.13734682 >>13734638 Don't be a pussy. >>13734656 Oh go ahead, we'll just turn every hellhound into an obedient bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:29:15 2015 No.13734684 >>13734680 "As you know, a monster and her incubus husband can live just with one another's Spirit Energy and Demonic Energy, so in the worst case scenario, even if they have no other food, they can go on living." >Need Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:30:20 2015 No.13734686 >>13734633 >>13734638 >>13734682 You're all faggots, and I hope you get cactuses up your bums.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:30:23 2015 No.13734687 >>13734679 >>13734680 That DO eat normal food, but they CAN live off sex alone, all of them. Don't know about MINDFLAYER though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:31:15 2015 No.13734688 >>13734633 >>13734682 Don't start again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:31:25 2015 No.13734689 >>13734684 That's a "Worst Case Scenario" though. In a worse case scenario, you could drink your own piss to survive, does that mean you don't actually need water?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:32:29 2015 No.13734691 >>13734686 I hope you get a candiru fishgirl with a blood fixation up your bladder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:33:17 2015 No.13734692 >>13734689 Survive =/= live. You can't just drink your own piss indefinitely. Monsters and inc.s can fuck to keep living, not just survive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:33:42 2015 No.13734693 >>13734688 Or what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:34:13 2015 No.13734699 how much do you guys communicate with the rest of /jp/? do you even consider yourself /jp/?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:34:22 2015 No.13734700

>>13734689
"It's just that in the worst case scenario, even if they can't eat, they won't starve from not eating. Or even if they forget to eat for a while when having sex, they won't die, but monsters and incubi are still fully endowed with an appetite for food."

So they feel hunger pains at worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:35:12 2015 No.13734702 >>13734693 Or the thread will go to shit you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:35:43 2015 No.13734708 >>13734699 Not at all. They hate us just for being here so no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:36:55 2015 No.13734710 >>13734699 I don't care much for the onahole-brigade, so no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:37:05 2015 No.13734712 >>13734702 I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:38:34 2015 No.13734718 >>13734712 Looks like we have a tough guy here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:39:38 2015 No.13734722 >>13734666 If that's the price to pay for healthy fluffy girls to dominate me, so be it. What monstergirls count as fluffy anyway? All I know is Kitsune, Weresheep, and Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:39:46 2015 No.13734723 >>13734699 Why does it matter?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:40:24 2015 No.13734725

>>13734689
>could drink your own piss to survive
Not true. Your piss contains a shitload of sodium, toxins and other chemicals that your body excretes, not to mention that it contains more chemicals than just water. Drinking your own piss brings all that shit and the sodium back into your body, resulting in a decrease of actual water you have in your body and a quicker death in the long run.

You're literally drinking salt and toxins by doing that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:41:14 2015 No.13734728 >>13734699 I lurk some threads from time to time.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:42:13 2015 No.13734730

I want to be a farmhand with a reputation around the farm as an abomination with insatiable libido and make every MG there fear me only for the most courageous to try to smug their way into my pants only for them to end up as a panting ahegaoing mess in one corner of the farm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:42:29 2015 No.13734731 >>13734699 I sometimes lurk or post in the thread that interest me, and I know the other Tenguslut goes to Aya threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:43:10 2015 No.13734734 >>13734699 I too lurk the other threads on occasion, but not often. I feel I'd have to lurk tons more to look like I'm not "just another guy who only browses the monstergirl threads."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:44:52 2015 No.13734738 >>13734723 discussion on /a/ linked to this thread, heard the claim that this thread chain doesn't associate itself with the rest of /jp/, I wanted to confirm it for myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:46:07 2015 No.13734742 >>13734699 I visit the boatslut and the doll threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:46:51 2015 No.13734744 >>13734738 >Even after leaving /a/ those faggots are STILL after us I'm getting really fucking mad at this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:46:54 2015 No.13734745 >>13734699 >>13734738 No and no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:47:37 2015 No.13734748 >>13734677 Well I want to hide a full-size wurm in my clothes as an anti-rape device!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:47:43 2015 No.13734749 >>13734738 Are we still perceived as a big evil boogeyman of sorts over there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:47:52 2015 No.13734750 >>13734738 I think it's true, sometimes i just lurk the rest of /jp/ when searching for the /mgt/ and all i see is pure weeaboo shit and "muh 2hu". We may be a band of assholes but i'm pretty sure we are not /jp/ at heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:47:54 2015 No.13734751 >>13734699 I posted in /jp/ back during the days when YWUIG and the other CYOAs were still a thing. I left after people began spamming anime screencap threads. /mgt/ brought me back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:47:57 2015 No.13734752 >>13734738 That's true to an extent. We were forced to come here and most of us are crossboarders. At first /jp/ was really upset at so many people suddenly appearing out of nowhere but they mostly ignore us now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:50:06 2015 No.13734756 >>13734738 Well, it's refreshing to meet someone who doesn't pretend they were here since /a/. Because apparently, everyone and their mum was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:51:57 2015 No.13734760 >>13734748 I want a reverse trap MG, a girl who thinly disguises herself to look like a guy in order to get closer to them. Wearing a hat to cover her ears, and stuffing her tail into her pants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:51:58 2015 No.13734762 >>13734756 Not him, buy I was here since /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:52:55 2015 No.13734767 >>13734762 I know you were anon, I remember the tender moment we shared in the trenches...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:53:52 2015 No.13734771 >>13734767 We don't talk about the trenches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:54:26 2015 No.13734775 >>13734744 the discussion was just about /jp/, there was the accusation of /jp/ being nothing but touhou the linking of this thread as a counterpoint and the then the counter point to that counter point of this thread not being really part of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:54:31 2015 No.13734776 >>13734760 Careful, you're going to attract alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:55:37 2015 No.13734778 >>13734771 I understand, I also still get the nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:55:53 2015 No.13734779 I want to beat a Succubus in a game of sexual chess!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:57:30 2015 No.13734781 >>13734775 Intriguing,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:57:32 2015 No.13734782 >>13734779 >sexual chess Penis to D5.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 19:59:35 2015 No.13734788 >>13734779 Sexual Chess is shit. Playing any kind of game with a monster girl would be horrible. I still kinda want to trash talk MGs online, especially a chubby Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:00:09 2015 No.13734790 >>13734779 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:00:32 2015 No.13734793 File: 3.64 MB, 842x600, 1436140832216.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MEEP MEEP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:02:19 2015 No.13734799 >>13734793 Dat ass is phat. 10/10 would give chocolate babies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:03:28 2015 No.13734805 >>13734793 I really need the source on this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:03:36 2015 No.13734807 >>13734793 >>13734799 Indeed. To bad about this dude's faces, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:04:46 2015 No.13734809 >>13734805 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=eiden

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:06:06 2015 No.13734814 >>13734809 >That face, hair, and nipples Well that's a complete 180 from the gif.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:07:20 2015 No.13734816 >>13734814 yeah, teeny tiny baby head doesn't help either

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:08:15 2015 No.13734819 I want to cyberbully a Holst!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:09:26 2015 No.13734824 File: 39 KB, 1130x575, Holst Bullying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734819 Funny how this is mentioned when Cyberbullying is going on in a /vg/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:09:52 2015 No.13734825 >>13734819 I want to tell a Holst to just walk way from the screen, like close her eyes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:10:57 2015 No.13734829 >>13734819 I want to impregnate all the Holstaurs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:11:14 2015 No.13734830 >>13734819 Yeah well I want to pursue sex with a Cockatrice using absurdly complex inventions ordered from Amazon and produced by ACME Corporation!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:11:55 2015 No.13734833 >>13734825 Post the gatchaman one, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:13:06 2015 No.13734834 Dragon girls are surprisingly tame by monster girl standards

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:13:54 2015 No.13734837 >>13734833 What, this? http://i.imgur.com/f2rtfwF.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:13:55 2015 No.13734838 >>13734824 I'm foaming every damn apophis I see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:14:24 2015 No.13734840 >>13734834 I want to teach a baby Wurm to say the N word and then drop her in a park and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:15:54 2015 No.13734842 >>13734824 u wot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:16:54 2015 No.13734846 >>13734840 Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:18:19 2015 No.13734852 >>13734840 >not sparkling wiggles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:18:43 2015 No.13734854 >>13734837 >You will never live inside Hajime's tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:21:17 2015 No.13734858 >>13734837 Yep, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:23:38 2015 No.13734869 I want to use a Mega-Holst tits as a propulsion rocket to build a spaceship and reach for the stars!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:24:56 2015 No.13734872 >>13734840 And that's how wurm tan ended up with 20 kilos of heroin in her belly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:24:58 2015 No.13734873 >>13734869 How long are you planning on not milking her anon? That seems really scummy, Mega-Holsts deserve only the purest love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:25:07 2015 No.13734875 >>13734869 I want to punch a Holst calf in the nose!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:25:31 2015 No.13734876 I want to splice a Holst with a Wurm and raise it as my own daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:27:44 2015 No.13734886 >>13734875 Even monoeyes don't deserve to be bullied that hard you monster.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Jul 5 20:28:02 2015 No.13734887

>>13734255
We're about sixteen days into the paladin one.

Dry humor aside, we're really just beginning it. I'm just writing things down as I scrape together the inspiration/urge, since the rest of my time is filled with other, less interesting forms of writing. I can't really afford to be picky about what I write about, since 95% of the time I don't have it in me to stare at a screen a second longer.

I still plan on finishing one and then releasing the other, but who knows. If it's backwards enough I might end up releasing the whole third story at once at/near the end of the second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:28:20 2015 No.13734888 >>13734873 But Anon i would milk her as sell her milk as the authentic milk from the first Mega-holst milked in space.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:31:45 2015 No.13734893 >>13734872 I want to trip on Wurms by licking Wurm-Chan when she's sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:31:54 2015 No.13734894 I want to run over my former monster girl bully with a car!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:33:36 2015 No.13734898 >>13734888 Is that really worth all of the suffering you'll put her through on the way there? Maybe YOU'RE the reason abused Mega-Holsts leave their homes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:33:51 2015 No.13734901 >>13734894 Be careful, some Wurms consider that a marriage proposal. Not to mention you'll total your car.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:34:36 2015 No.13734903 >>13734894 But anon, she's a Wurm! You'll die!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:35:17 2015 No.13734906 >>13734898 Who says i'm going to make her suffer? the ship would be fueled by her orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:35:30 2015 No.13734907 >>13734903 That's my plan anon, I'll scar her for life!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:36:41 2015 No.13734910 >>13734887 Not him, but I look forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:38:49 2015 No.13734919 >>13734906 But you literally just said this! >>13734869

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:40:32 2015 No.13734923 >>13734919 I see no problem in that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:44:04 2015 No.13734933 File: 333 KB, 792x825, 1436123567562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW tell myself i'll do some real writing today >MFW end up spending the day playing shitty MOBAs >MFW blogshitting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:45:00 2015 No.13734935 >>13734872 >wurm tan Shit, I misunderstood that as a tan-skinned Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:45:03 2015 No.13734936 File: 953 KB, 1024x768, 274927052264ce4532c78bb992c43237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw instant regret when you came inside that mg prostitute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:46:29 2015 No.13734939 >>13734936 >mg prostitute wouldn't that like trying to sell ice to an eskimo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:46:30 2015 No.13734940 >>13734936 >Fucking monster girl prostitutes >Fucking monster girls at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:46:32 2015 No.13734941 >>13734936 >MG Prostitute I hope you're not paying them for sex when a lot of them will do it for free

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:47:54 2015 No.13734947 >>13734898 What suffering? I thought mega holsts could already make it over the moon? If normal cows can do it, why not them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:49:09 2015 No.13734952 >>13734947 But not with their milk anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:49:21 2015 No.13734953 File: 54 KB, 614x572, 1429405757109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734940

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:49:53 2015 No.13734954 >>13734936 >You will never a MILF Lamia who used to be a sex slave

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:50:37 2015 No.13734956 >>13734941 You don't pay with money, you pay with spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:51:04 2015 No.13734957 >>13734954 >Wanting extremely well-used goods Meh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:51:42 2015 No.13734960 >>13734941 maybey if you are in a real rapey mg country they charge for non femdom sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:53:00 2015 No.13734966 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1403710335249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13734957 >Not wanting to bring back a smile to an old Christmas Cake Not him, but I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:53:09 2015 No.13734967 >>13734954 You're just as bad as cuckolds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:53:32 2015 No.13734969 File: 77 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Shimoneta - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.07_[2015.07.05_21.41.04].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monstergirl has the most mouths?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:53:43 2015 No.13734970 >>13734936 >Thinking for one second that you're paying for sex with an MG prostitute It's a scam anon, a clever ruse. Enjoy your new wife, because she's never letting you go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:54:38 2015 No.13734972 >>13734969 Manticore if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:55:10 2015 No.13734974 >>13734969 Jabberwock

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:55:22 2015 No.13734976 >>13734969 Any Slime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:56:33 2015 No.13734981 What monstergirl is most likely to keep sucking after you cum?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:56:51 2015 No.13734983 >>13734957 >>13734967 >Scenarios where men are raped into slavery and become used goods are okay for healing >But monstergirls aren't I'll never understand this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:57:25 2015 No.13734987 >>13734981 Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:58:53 2015 No.13734990 >>13734981 >Implying i have to rest after i cum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 20:59:01 2015 No.13734991 >>13734981 The succubutts and their subtypes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:03:01 2015 No.13734998 Let's play "Name that Monstergirl!" https://soundgasm.net/u/sexuallyspecific/F4m-Sweet-and-dirty-dreams-baby-Naughty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:06:31 2015 No.13735009 >>13734983 White knights. Imaginary girl whiteknights. How beta can you get? This is the limit. Now you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:06:37 2015 No.13735011 >>13734983 I never said they were. Frankly, neither are my cup of tea. I'd much rather a story about the child of such a person being rescued from sharing a fate and life similar to their parent's.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:09:42 2015 No.13735019 >>13734983 >implying men have mileage Top cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:11:23 2015 No.13735025 >>13734901 >>13734903 Wurms don't bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:11:46 2015 No.13735027 >>13734998 Voice lover monstergirl edition never. I want to hear my onee-san telling me to fuck her tail pussy harder, or my mother praising me for drinking so much breastmilk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:12:51 2015 No.13735033 >>13734969 >4 mouths >mouthpussy >vaginal mouthpussy >only two remaining Hand mouthpussies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:13:30 2015 No.13735036 >>13735027 I want more monstergirl voices too! There are hardly any of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:16:10 2015 No.13735044 >>13735033 >Buttpussy >Earpussy >Nosepussy >Eyesocketpussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:18:04 2015 No.13735051 >>13735033 Asspussy and urinary meatus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:19:57 2015 No.13735058 >>13735027 >All this manchildshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:20:04 2015 No.13735059 >>13735051 Can you even fuck the urethra?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:20:46 2015 No.13735064

>>13734969
Hentai has taught me that women can be fucked through their...
>mouth (1)
>ears (2)
>eye sockets (2)
>nasal cavity (1)
>nipples (2)
>armpits (2)
>that space in between their thighs (1)
>in between their tits (1)
>vagina (1)
>urethra (1)
>anus (1)
>belly button (1)
>hands (2)
>feet (2)
>hair (many)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:23:01 2015 No.13735067 >>13735059 Probably not, but you can definitely tease and stimulate it. You can even stick skinny things up there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:23:34 2015 No.13735070 >>13735059 Why not? >>13735058 Yeah, because you are so mature anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:24:43 2015 No.13735076 >>13735064 >Fucking nipples >Fucking navels Literally impossible and stupid. Whoever does this is a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:26:08 2015 No.13735082 >>13735076 Do you even 2D

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:26:28 2015 No.13735084 >>13735064 Hairjobs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:28:16 2015 No.13735089 File: 13 KB, 450x500, 6f54f16748c61a41029d2f43c0216c93.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735076 >not wanting to dick an inverted nipple

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:30:08 2015 No.13735095 >>13734981 Pretty much any of them if they know you like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:30:12 2015 No.13735097 >>13735089 I wanna give that elf holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:30:22 2015 No.13735098 >>13735033 The back of the knee anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:30:25 2015 No.13735099 >>13735082 >>13735089 Okay, maybe not impossible in 2D, but those are weird and retarded concepts regardless. Like, cumming inside a girl's breasts? Fucking really? I hope you're not planning on suck on those after that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:30:44 2015 No.13735101 >>13735064 Couldn't nasal cavity be counted as two? Each nostril? And also you forgot elbows and kneepits. Also feet should only be 1, since you have to put them together to make a hole to fuck, just like breasts or thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:31:50 2015 No.13735107 >>13735101 Not if the girl massages two heads with each foot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:34:02 2015 No.13735113 >>13735101 I can't believe you can fuck almost every part of a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:34:41 2015 No.13735115 >>13735098 >Popliteal pussy >Implying that isn't the lewdest place to lick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:37:09 2015 No.13735123 >>13734405 Reminder that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY_otBmc6po it's finally going to be back. And that Developers had to quit Rare to make one of the more Rare based games.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:38:28 2015 No.13735126 >>13735123 How long until we get a Lizardman/Werebat tag team going around and hunting for a husbando to share?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:51:13 2015 No.13735160

>Reading novels on your laptop
>Catgirls mewling like mad in your grandmother Kitsune's backyard
>You've offered several times to "take care of them", but she's fine with having them there
>Along with the fact that her backyard is a part of a forest kind of makes it a bit hard
>So you settle with reading the net instead
>Your kitsune nieces, one a powdery white and the other with dark curls decide to hop onto your bed
>They're kind of weird, they never talk, or ever when you're around
>But they always want one thing from you
>The one thing that makes you feel like a cheap whore
>Headrubs
>You try to ignore them and continue reading
>They decide to use their favorite tactic
>Rubbing themselves all over you
>All over your legs, laying on your back and twisting around your torso
>The darker one has a tendency to nibble anyplace she can
>While the powdery one prefers to rub her head on your back like a window wiper
>After five minutes of whining and inappropriate behavior you just give
>You can't focus on your shit with them around
>With your foot on the mouse to scroll through the pages
>You use your free hands to scratch both of the their heads
>Efficiency son
>About hour or more has passed and they were content
>As soon as they have their fill they hop off your bed and scurry off to parts unknown
>You thought it was over
>Then the catgirls came to your window

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:51:45 2015 No.13735163 File: 376 KB, 800x600, b81248e3b7a239bf00f6c710f59f0352..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shark Girl Week

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:52:35 2015 No.13735165 >>13735163 i think it starts today

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:53:33 2015 No.13735167 File: 314 KB, 707x1000, 8286e3cdcb1d63d13b5e10f666cea1db.jpeg?2716161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735165 It does

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:56:59 2015 No.13735171 >>13735160 Ho?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:57:46 2015 No.13735174 File: 118 KB, 1280x614, 1436146069660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful of the monstergirl loli gangs, guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:58:09 2015 No.13735175 >>13733853 >Did Loen ever finish that full sized Wight/Elf-Wight? Im about to start.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:58:31 2015 No.13735177 >>13735163 >>13735167 I want to bop a shark girl on the nose. Hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:58:45 2015 No.13735178 >>13735174 REMOVE SABBATH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 21:59:45 2015 No.13735183 >>13735177 That's only going to turn her on anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:00:18 2015 No.13735185 >>13735160 Hmm. Let's see where this goes. >>13735163 >>13735167 Shark girls so good. >>13735174 Or what? They'll abduct me? Hah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:00:28 2015 No.13735186 >>13735174 >It was at that point I realized there really was no rock My sides

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:01:38 2015 No.13735187
File: 75 KB, 794x682, c81cedc27e08222a23fa372a3d654bc6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13735175
Oh goodie.
And sorry if I'm being very annoying with my requests, but could you draw chibi/regular Satella and Hornet from the Rance series sometime in the future?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:01:49 2015 No.13735188 >>13735183 That's the plan. Then I'll block her gills and run away once she passes out.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:07:01 2015 No.13735202
File: 20 KB, 425x354, Lamia Body Pillow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

All these new Dakis and the L shaped centaur one makes me want a Lamia one made out of one of these.

Put Miia laying down across one side, her tail going down to the end, then looping back up and all the way down the under side, a coil resting under the head.

And have her laying on her side so you can look right into her eyes as you snuggle the pillow.

This must happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:08:54 2015 No.13735206 I want to get drunk as fuck and go to my MG crush's house to tell her how much i love her only for me to puke at her doorstep while she's looking at me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:10:01 2015 No.13735210 >>13735206 Would your waifu eat your puke?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:11:53 2015 No.13735214 >>13735210 Only if i puke rainbows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:12:11 2015 No.13735215 >>13735210 Gettin' a little /d/ in here...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:15:55 2015 No.13735222 >>13735206 Would she let you sleep over the night since you're clearly too drunk to drive home and then nurse your hangover the next day? >>13735210 Go back to /d/ anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:18:39 2015 No.13735228 >>13735210 Maybe if she's a dog girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:18:40 2015 No.13735229 >>13735222 What if she tries to take me into her house and i puke all over her nightgown, even if i tell her i love her while gagging and trying not to puke again, will she love me?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:20:59 2015 No.13735231

>>13735160
>You immediately slam your window shut
>And put the stopper and locks on it
>They mewl and mewl, enticing you and rubbing their heads on the glass while others scratch at the tempered glass
>You were about to put up another lock before something strange happened
>The glass fell
>No shattering it just fell forward towards them in one rectangular chunk
>You stared in disbelief
>They stared back with their bright teardrop eyes
>You took a step back
>They took one forward
>Then another and another
>You went full sprint, shouting all the time for your grandmother and siblings to help you
>No one seemed to hear, despite there being a dozen catgirls chasing you, some on all fours, some clawing everything in site
>The vases, the paintings and the tapestry was not left unharmed
>You made an unexpected lunge and hid in the cellar
>But they had a particularly burly one among them
>She pulled the hinges wide open and tossed you right in the center of them
>Catgirls of all shapes and sizes and colors
>Some had tuxedo patterns on their tails, other had striped and striations like sandbars
>But all had one goal, getting your headrubs
>They weren't even interested in your dick, thank goodness but this was still bad
>You were constantly teased with their paws and they grabbed your hands
>Wiping their cheeks with them like towels then sucking on every digit
>Your legs weren't spared and were used like toys and catscratchers, their scent was rubbed on your legs like a painter does to varnish his work
>Then they stopped, and you knew what you had to do
>You scratched their elegant neck, their strikingly tanned lined skin, using your digits to trace the edges and base of their ears
>Every rub down was from the top of their scalps to the tips of their tails that batted at you like a rug
>Soon their loose fur fell on you like snow, and your world was the shades of earthen tones
>And just like that, they were satisfied, and walked away, leaving you covered in catgirl musk & fur

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:23:16 2015 No.13735235 File: 194 KB, 600x846, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735163 >>13735167 The bullies of the sea!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:24:01 2015 No.13735237 Oh hey, we got pushed back to 9 again. Guess there was another purge. >>13735215 Yeah, that seems to happen a lot during the weekend. There have been a few times lately. >>13735231 >catgirls breaking in just for rubs Yes.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:30:01 2015 No.13735241

>>13735229
If she really loves you, she would've gone a grabbed a bucket for you after the first time you threw up and that never would've happened.
She'd probably escort you to the bathroom, and if your hair's long she'd hold it back for you.
Then she'd clean you off in the shower, rinse off your clothes, put them in the wash and cuddle with you all night so she can be there to help nurse your hangover.

I've got a slight fetish for monstergirls taking care of the people they love, can you tell?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:30:56 2015 No.13735243 >>13735241 >I've got a slight fetish for monstergirls taking care of the people they love, can you tell? My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:33:17 2015 No.13735246 >>13735231 This is going to escalate into full on cuddlerape at some point I can just tell. Seriously though, if that happened to me I'd be left with the most frustrated boner that all they did was force me to headpat them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:35:37 2015 No.13735248 >>13735231 And they didn't even let me impregnate them? man, I love catgirls, but why are they such assholes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:40:04 2015 No.13735253 >>13735241 I want my waifu to track me down to the bar where i'm drinking my life away and then drag me to our house for a nice healing session based on cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:45:20 2015 No.13735263 >>13735241 >You'll never be forced to reject a monstergirl who has a crush on you because you don't love her back, and never really loved anyone in the first place

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:47:15 2015 No.13735267 >>13735263 >and never really loved anyone in the first place She's going to hire the services of a Cupid with thick eyebrows to fix this. Don't stand behind her if you value your love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:50:08 2015 No.13735272 >>13735267 >Cupids But that's cheating!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:50:49 2015 No.13735273 >>13735263 Love that blooms through the time > Love at first sight

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 22:50:58 2015 No.13735274 >>13735235 She's yelling at him because he's trying to drown himself in the ocean and the fish that will feed from his bloated corpse will taste bad Why does none of that guy's shit get scanned? There's another with a lizard/dragonmilf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:03:02 2015 No.13735298 >>13728675 I like this one the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:14:10 2015 No.13735332 I want to learn martial arts from a Wurm. They are unbeatable, so their martial arts must be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:16:21 2015 No.13735341 >>13735332 I want to learn martial arts from a Lilim. I bet they have a technique that can make someone orgasm 100 times before they hit the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:16:31 2015 No.13735342 File: 306 KB, 855x1015, reading jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13728675 >>13728675 I want this, but with Slav Jinkos with all slavshit >tfw I'll never Fulton my waifu to Mother Base

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:17:52 2015 No.13735345 >>13735341 I want to learn martial arts from a Slime and understand the true meaning behind the "Be water" principle.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:22:54 2015 No.13735362

>>13735231
>You try to pick your tired self up, your member at full mast with balls bluer than the sea
>Every step you drag on, hoping for the closest couch to crumble on
>Suddenly, fire
>Blue, sickly fire everywhere, repairing the broken furniture and displays
>Smokeless fire that looks almost gray and dessicated speeding throughout the walkways
>Terrified yelps from catgirls can be heard as the flames lick their sides in mocking gesture
>When the flames went out like a light, your grandmother appeared in a nightie
>Her entire seven foot height looming over your tired body
>"Well, well, well, I was mistaken Anon", she says, carrying you over her shoulder
>She takes you to her quarters, a contradiction of sorts
>While all her things were of the highest quality, it was all things she determined necessary
>There were no decorations other than drapes and you could almost make out rubber nubs sanwiched between the bed and floor
>The bed itself was oversized, your grandmother insisted when she had you order it that it was for her tails' comfort
>She plopped you back first into the down-filled mattresses with an audible pomf squeezed from the bedding
>"Here you go"
>She gives you something you could never possibly give
>A single, wooden, handcarved brush
>Bristles stiff as pillars from local boars
>If you were professional as head rubs, she was the aficionado who appears on every relevant magazine
>She traces the lines of your back with her manicured nails, picking up the fur from your body
>With the brush on hand and a lint roller in another she meticulously removes every last hair on your being
>The sound of brush's bristles grazing against the fabric of your clothes
>The sliding motions of the lint roller slow and audible
>Combined they made the feeling of being assaulted by all sides of stimulation and ASMR
>"I can make it all better, now relax and let me handle it for you" she whispers into your ear, her lips almost close enough to touch your lobes
Cont.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:23:14 2015 No.13735363

>>13735059
>>13735067
Yes. I can't remember where I heard it but there was this married couple who went to their doctor to find out why the wife couldn't get pregnant even though there was apparently no medical reason for her not to. When the doctor had a look at her he found the problem, they had been sticking it in her urethra for years and he had been cumming in there, which explained the numerous UTIs she would get constantly. Doctor did ask her how it was even possible they didn't notice, wife said it hurt real bad at first but she thought that was just how it was for everybody else and it eventually stopped hurting.
So yes, it is possible to fuck a urethra.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:25:22 2015 No.13735372 >>13735362 Anon's about to become his own grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:38:10 2015 No.13735436 File: 2.24 MB, 3300x4326, 199bbfe956174676589fde00719f77e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love angels. Don't you guys love angels?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:38:29 2015 No.13735437 >>13735372 I'm brushing my teeth and you made me come so close to spurting my white stuff all over my laptop screen. I had to tip my head back and guffaw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:39:11 2015 No.13735441 >>13735436 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:40:38 2015 No.13735448 >>13735436 The niggest of my niggas, my bloodkin, my brother in arms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:41:53 2015 No.13735453 >>13735437 You are not the only one close to spurting his white stuff tonight, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:42:10 2015 No.13735455 File: 1.37 MB, 1500x1742, Order.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735441 Reported to the Order for heresy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:47:02 2015 No.13735475 File: 147 KB, 395x263, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Name ONE monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:47:48 2015 No.13735480 >>13735475 Matango.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:47:57 2015 No.13735481 >>13735475 I'll name a Ryu Milli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:48:08 2015 No.13735483 >>13735475 Jorougumackie Chan. What do I win?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:48:42 2015 No.13735488 File: 607 KB, 1390x880, headpatspls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735160

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:49:07 2015 No.13735490 >>13735453 I just spurted my white stuff all over my sink, so I'm not in danger anymore. I want a spearmint flavored Nureonago. >>13735475 Jackiewock. Fuck. Chancer. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:51:38 2015 No.13735497 >>13735475 One MORE thing. >>13735488 impressive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:51:59 2015 No.13735499 >>13735488 You are the Hero we don't deserve, Sketchanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:53:35 2015 No.13735505 >>13735488 >fox nibbling Adorable as fuck. And those ears in the window.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:54:03 2015 No.13735507 >>13735475 Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:54:33 2015 No.13735511 >>13735436 I don't know what this is from, but that whore is defacing Melodiana by wearing the same garments.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:55:04 2015 No.13735515 >>13735488 Based. As. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:56:00 2015 No.13735518 >>13735505 >Fox >Doesn't even read the original content that sparked the creation of the picture

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 23:58:40 2015 No.13735527 >>13735187 >not Gi making Kamilla look after Satella and Hornet because she's the only demon with any experience with parenthood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:00:09 2015 No.13735529 >>13735518 Anon those are foxes. Kitsune if you want to be particular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:01:20 2015 No.13735534 >>13735527 I wanted to keep it simple. I also doubt he even remember Kamilla.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:04:11 2015 No.13735543 File: 106 KB, 368x550, Kitsune-bi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could Kitsune-bi act as elementals or familiars of sorts? It'd be pretty rad if they could.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:04:23 2015 No.13735547 I want a monstergirl to rape me until I can't move, then toss a wad of bills onto my body while I stare blankly to my side!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:05:28 2015 No.13735553 >>13735543 They'd still be a bad monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:06:03 2015 No.13735555 >>13735547 You get no healing afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:06:48 2015 No.13735557 >>13735543 I want to molest ethereal monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:06:52 2015 No.13735559 >>13735543 Sure, why the fuck not. Screwing over would-be wizards and witches who mistakenly believe they've acquired an assistant is a pretty lucrative business in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:07:55 2015 No.13735560 >>13735553 They'd be more interesting. And really, they take boring human girls and fix them without some of the hard mindwarping of other monsters, so they're not all bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:09:23 2015 No.13735564 >>13735543 What would happen if you gave a Kitsune-bi Ara Ara cake and Holstaurus milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:10:55 2015 No.13735567 >>13735547 You should work in the brothels, you get paid more and the bouncers make sure the clients don't get too rough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:11:18 2015 No.13735569 >>13735564 How would they even ingest those? Would they just absorb the mamonomana content within?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:25:05 2015 No.13735606 I want to sneak into a farm at night and tip Holsts for fun!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:26:21 2015 No.13735609 >>13735606 I want to help anon sneak into farms at night and tip Holsts for fun!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:26:36 2015 No.13735610 >>13735606 Just the tip anon? come on now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:27:38 2015 No.13735612 >>13735606 Will you take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:28:10 2015 No.13735614 >>13735606 >>13735609 I want to lock a pair of anons in the barn with the Holstaurs and leave them to their fate!

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:28:51 2015 No.13735615

>>13735606
>Sneak into farm
>Start tipping holsts left and right, they moo in distress
>See a particularly large one
>Try to tip it
>It turns around
>It was hunched over. It's a 9 foot tall Mega holst that hasn't been milked in days and has breasts the size of beanbags.
>It picks you up and takes you to the barn
>When you wake up you can't even move your pelvis
Good going anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:29:24 2015 No.13735617 >>13735614 >>13735609 >>13735606 I want to transcend this mortal realm and finally be free of all worries for all eternity as an amorphous mystical conscience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:29:46 2015 No.13735618 >>13735606 I want to lead on a monster girl, making her think I love her with all my heart then having her come home to find me fucking a human girl in our bed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:30:47 2015 No.13735621 >>13735615 Way to ruin all the fun jackass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:31:07 2015 No.13735622 >>13735615 >Mega holst that hasn't been milked in days Why does everyone neglect their Mega-Holst? Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:31:20 2015 No.13735623 >>13735618 >Bring her home >They see each other >Both of them call you a double timing piece of shit and leave >You're left alone Genius.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:33:04 2015 No.13735629 >>13735618 The look on her face when she see's you would make it all worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:33:36 2015 No.13735631 >>13735622 Because they're faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:35:16 2015 No.13735635 >>13735623 Anon I was talking about her seeing me fuck another woman in my bed you silly person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:35:26 2015 No.13735636 >>13735631 It makes me so sad...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:35:38 2015 No.13735637 >>13735622 No idea, if she somehow got ignored that long I would allow girls to get a free "from the tap" service for a nominal fee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:36:06 2015 No.13735638 >>13735623 He could just play it off saying the MG is trying to rape him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:36:26 2015 No.13735639 >>13735635 Yeah, and?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:38:30 2015 No.13735646 >>13735617 I want to trascend the limits of human existence and be able to milk Holsts with my mind.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:39:45 2015 No.13735650

>>13735637
>Whoring your Mega-Holst's tits out
I don't have a BIG problem with this, but I'd rather keep the tap for my own personal use. What will you do when she's empty and aching and almost ahegaoing from the teasing of all those greedy, sucking mouths?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:41:22 2015 No.13735656 >>13735622 I want a herd of holsts that help me take care of several mega holsts, that in turn help me take care of an ultra holst!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:42:32 2015 No.13735659 >>13735656 >ultra holst How deep does the rabbit-hole go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:42:42 2015 No.13735661 >>13735650 That's when I get to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:43:09 2015 No.13735662 >tfw no qt ghost stalker with a nice ass http://i.4cdn.org/v/1436153691066.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:44:08 2015 No.13735664 >>13735662 I don't feel the fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:44:19 2015 No.13735665 >>13735661 As long as you take responsibility, you can stay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:44:27 2015 No.13735666 >>13735659 It all ends at Hathor and the primal Holst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:45:17 2015 No.13735669 >>13735666 I don't know if I should trust you, Satan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:45:29 2015 No.13735670 >>13735665 Of course I would, do you think me a monster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:46:45 2015 No.13735675 >>13735659 >>13735666 How would that even work? I thought Mega-Holst was intense enough...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:47:08 2015 No.13735677 >>13735662 I'd spook her scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:49:05 2015 No.13735680 File: 24 KB, 600x300, 1431813552805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735677 Would you take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:50:30 2015 No.13735684 >>13735675 Just apply the change between a Holst and Mega-Holst to the latter, and that would be an Ultra/Primal Holst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:50:59 2015 No.13735686 >>13735680 What is this from? I don't remember this in DS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:51:07 2015 No.13735687 >>13735680 Is there any reason not to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:52:09 2015 No.13735691 >>13735686 >DS Kek, no that's Fear 2 I believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:52:44 2015 No.13735693 >>13735684 So like, constantly gushing milk instead of trickles, twice the height of a normal human, breasts the size of small cars, craziest curves you've ever seen? I'm down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:52:54 2015 No.13735694 >>13735686 That's FEAR

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:54:40 2015 No.13735696

>>13735362
>>13735488
>Sketchanon made a piece based on my writefaggotry
Holy shit, I'm guffawing so hard in joy I can hardly breathe right now. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I'm going to finish. Just did the whole thing in one go and didn't even notice the time.

>"I know what I can and can't do with my tails. I know using them for, other purposes would be quite, painful for you, so I'll simply just use them like so"
>She wraps around and traps you in her ten, yellow and black tipped tails
>One wrapped on each arm and leg, two for the torso and the rest to cage you in with her
>"It's been so long since I could do this with someone, don't worry about those mangy cats, you'll be gleaming with a much more refined scent than theirs"
>Her flawless hands with perfectly manicured nails like talons make their descent
>Starting from her neckline she tugs at her nightie and pulls it downards, deliberately delaying the fall to a crawl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:55:36 2015 No.13735698 >>13735696 >Yellow and black. Big fucking red flag!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:55:37 2015 No.13735699 >>13735693 It's more like, if Mega is twice the attributes of a regular Holst, then the one after Mega will have twice the attributes of the Mega, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:55:37 2015 No.13735700 One of these days I'm going to show up on time to get my drawing request in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:56:14 2015 No.13735703 >>13735696 >made a piece based on my writefaggotry One day, I too will know how this feels. One day.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:56:18 2015 No.13735704

>>13735696
>When the silken cloth dips to her breasts they are stuck for a brief moment on her aureolae before making an audible "plunk" to her navel
>Like a pattern the disquiet of her dress rubbing down her hips quiets to a crawl
>Her hands find their way to your shirt, lightly scratching circles on your shoulder blades before pulling off your shirt
>She gestures you to her neckline and you oblige, hugging her and noisily suckling and licking her nape and scruff
>Her mounds are pressed on your chest and her nipples poking and rubbing almost to the tune of latex
>In this realm of Eiderdown, lit by the few warm rays of windowlight, you want, no need to please her
>Procuring a bit of saliva from your mouth you cease your nape munching and make a trail with your wet tongue, slathering a line from her left side of her neck to her left breast
>Making sure you do it right you circle around her left mountain and spiral towards her peak, lightly nibbling the pink snowcaps before doing the same with the right mountain
>With one last suck of both tops at once you pull back with a pop and continue your silken road to her smooth belly down the the glistening valley flower
>With a finger on each hand to spread the flower wide, you press your roseate spear up, down and around, her moans respond like a music player to his instrument
>Then you began your symphony of strokes and sweeps, each one accompanied with louder coos and sighs with her hands pressing on your scalp, urging you
>"more, rougher, harder"
>Finally you are rewarded with the tart taste of womanhood in small, modest spurts
>In an sudden act of aggressiveness she pushes you down on the bed, her cage loosening enough for her to make her way to your exercise shorts
>She wrenches, no rips her shorts apart with her teeth and lets her heaving breath and heaving breasts dip and touch your member

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:56:23 2015 No.13735706 >>13735696 He tends to go by latenight here on 4chan. piddlepoddle on DA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:56:52 2015 No.13735707 >>13735700 You'll never make it, we are doomed to fail forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:56:59 2015 No.13735708 >>13735699 Yeah, it's exponential growth. How would you even take care of that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:57:21 2015 No.13735709 >>13735680 Was there any advantage to? Does Alma "love" you for any particular reason? Still, don't wanna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:57:24 2015 No.13735710 >>13735696 >made a piece based on my writefaggotry TremendousJealousy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:58:05 2015 No.13735712 >>13735707 How sad. And it was a lewd drawing idea too.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:58:19 2015 No.13735713

>>13735704
>She works a finger up and down your cock and dances along your dick with her fingernail, pressing enough to induce stimulation but not enough to get off
>"Wouldn't you prefer to use all my assets?"
>You nod vigorously
>"Then tell me this, what do I like to hear?"
>You respond "Please, madam. Use your plump tits, your succulent lips and delicate hands to pleasure me, please. I beg of you." Your voice even wavered at the last few words
>"Well I can't even resist if you're THAT polite Anon. I'll have to try extra hard."
>She proves exactly that, pulling her hair aside to wrap her luscious, plump red lips down your shaft. Every suck unique all their own, with their own twists and pressures and longing looks are you
>And each one stops just when you are ready to get off
>"And now for a little more excitement"
>Conjuring a small flame on her breasts she crushes your cock in her cleavage, the soft flesh wrapped around your phallus
>Where her tongue was slow and deliberate, her chest was fast and unrelenting
>Her speed was unprecedented and you knew right there that she wants your cum. right. this. instant.
>With a crescendo of your arching back and aching balls you finally, finally find release.
>Like a wild streak it lands all on her chest
>Scooping out your manhood with her nails and fingers she spreads your sperm around her bosom before enticing you once more
>Heaving up her heavy breast she begins to collect your cum on her tit
>And begins to suck and lick with zealous ferver
>With a wet smack she lets her breasts fall and jiggle
>And does so with her other chest, smiling at how your tired dick rises again
>"Enough with this", she commands, "I want more", she crawls towards you on all fours, her free tails pulling apart your hair and brings you closer to her
>"I want you Anon, I hope you're ready"
>You nod, it begins once more
>She positions herself in front of you as you sit up straight, and slams her snatch on your throbbing cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:58:42 2015 No.13735714 >>13735709 You the babby daddy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:59:22 2015 No.13735716 >>13735708 By hard work and determination for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 00:59:45 2015 No.13735717 >>13735712 If you start gitting gud at drawing now, you could have it done it a couple of years.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:00:57 2015 No.13735718

>>13735713
>Grinding and pumping she indulges in her primal lust as you try to endure each slam, attempting to control the tempo with your hands on her hips
>It only gets her wetter and soon she is shouting base lines while pressing her soft, milky thighs into your back, with her tails aiding in keeping up the pressure
>You grit your teeth and expunge your spunk in a violent burst
>And she bites down onto your clavicle in response, clenching you tight with her thighs, calves, arms and tails
>She leaves a bite mark on your body and steadily dismounts from your tired dick and falls back into the mattress
>Content in the afterglow she has a tail press on her womb to let out excess cum with another to catch it
>That tail brings your leftover cum and she licks off every last drop with a steamy, humid slurp
>And then crawls back to you to lick the rest
>"Well Anon, you certainly wore this old fox out. Could you be a dear and hand me that glass of water?"
>With what's left of your strength you bring it to her
>She swishes the water in her mouth for a moment before swallowing and wiping her face with a napkin
>"Why did you do that grandmother?"
>"So I can do this" and kisses you in embrace
>"It would be quite rude for a man to taste his own fruits."

And I'm done. This is my first time writing smut. Oh I feel tired.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:01:16 2015 No.13735719 File: 368 KB, 400x584, Art Fairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735717 Would it be worth it?

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:01:33 2015 No.13735720
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>>13735680
>Take responsibility for a genocidal, incestuous, insane psychic rape-ghost
If by that you mean hire the Ghostbusters to trap her & then launch her into orbit around Saturn, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:01:34 2015 No.13735721 >>13735708 All day, every day. The primal holst has an army of cultists led by her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:01:35 2015 No.13735722 >>13735696 >>13735703 >>13735710 Another jealous writefag, checking in. That's the dream right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:02:55 2015 No.13735724 >>13735719 No, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:02:56 2015 No.13735725 >>13735714 It was rape. She's scary. And might be really fucking evil. Yes I know she was experimented on and a lot of bullshit happened to her. Still, DON'T. WANT. TO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:03:00 2015 No.13735726 >>13735718 Hot. Obaa-san Kitsunes a fucking best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:03:10 2015 No.13735727 >>13735708 So, what? Does the primal holst just swell so fast you can actually watch her tits grow? Does she need an army of devotees to milk her 24/7?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:05:10 2015 No.13735730 >>13735724 What does this mean? >>13735725 YOU THE BABBY DADDY! Mmmhm, dass rite Maury.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:05:53 2015 No.13735732 >>13735727 >>13735721

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:05:58 2015 No.13735733 Why are little horns so adorable?

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:06:11 2015 No.13735734

>>13735727
I mean, her tits would probably just never shrink at all. If you forget to milk her for even an hour you can watch them almost double in size. Besides the obvious magic/machinery solution, you would need a team to work around the clock to keep her size down. Don't even get me started on what her milk does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:08:45 2015 No.13735738 >>13735733 They're not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:08:55 2015 No.13735739 >>13735734 What does her milk do and can it be used to make super-dense ice cream that fills up a Wurm's tummy even in small doses?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:09:56 2015 No.13735745 >>13735733 You mean little fangs, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:10:41 2015 No.13735749 >>13735739 Maybe something like raging mushrooms if a guy drinks it. One 8 ounce glass can give any girl Mega-Holst tier breasts and milking capabilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:11:41 2015 No.13735750 >>13735733 >>13735745 Por que no las dos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:13:07 2015 No.13735753 >>13735750 Why not Zoidberg?

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:13:21 2015 No.13735754

>>13735734
>Milk of Holstaur Prime for guys
>Bones harder than adamantium
>Impossible muscle strength with minimal mass
>Endurance of an Olympic marathon runner
>Holstaur Prime milk for girls
>Tits immediately swell to E cup minimum
>Anaconda levels of hips, thighs, & ass
>Perfect amount of pudge
>On-command lactation
>Nipples so sensitive they cum from just the slightest bit of play

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:15:32 2015 No.13735759 >>13735718 Nice job. I was concerned for a second, but it turned out well enough. And those cats were cute, going to such extremes to get pet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:19:27 2015 No.13735766 >>13735718 >tfw no hot grandma kitsune to wrap me in her tail-cocoon ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:23:16 2015 No.13735774 File: 2.29 MB, 1000x1437, 1415650747053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is your Elf trained well enough to participate in Elf Agility competitions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:23:51 2015 No.13735777 >>13735774 The what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:23:59 2015 No.13735778 >>13735718 >>13735726 >>13735759 >>13735766 Thank you anons for the compliments. http://pastebin.com/42PNx8WM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:24:46 2015 No.13735781 >>13735777 You know. Like that stuff where dogs go through an obstacle course, but with Elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:25:13 2015 No.13735785 >>13735781 Like a dog show?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:26:02 2015 No.13735787 Last night I had a dream where I was at some chick's overly gorgeous penthouse, but she wasn't there, so I put on her silk stockings and negligee and fapped. Am I turning into an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:26:54 2015 No.13735794 >>13735787 Yes Absolutely

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:27:08 2015 No.13735795 >>13735787 I dunno, what kind of dicks are your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:27:35 2015 No.13735798 >>13735785 Yes. But with Elves. Elves going through an obstacle course. Get it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:28:35 2015 No.13735802 >>13735795 My own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:28:49 2015 No.13735803 >>13735787 Nope, your just a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:29:55 2015 No.13735805 >>13735798 So like a dog show, but with elves? Going through obstacles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:31:53 2015 No.13735811 >>13735805 Yes, being guided by their owners, and judges give points for the performances.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:32:44 2015 No.13735815 >>13735811 What are the obstacles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:33:55 2015 No.13735819 >>13735815 Whatever makes them breathe heavily, sweat profusely and lets the audience get a good look at them from every angle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:34:50 2015 No.13735824 >>13735819 Sounds boring. Would rather watch it at home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:36:27 2015 No.13735831 >>13735824 >Sounds boring Fine. Then you can just stay at home and not get splashed in mud when the Elves mud wrassle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:36:35 2015 No.13735832 File: 826 KB, 777x1200, 1430401635179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735819 Are there any sort of guidelines for dressing the elves, or can we dress them however we please? Is nude an option for presentation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:37:14 2015 No.13735836 As a completely normal human boy, I'd like to say that there is nothing wrong with liking Alps and people should stop bullying them as well as monoeyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:37:16 2015 No.13735837 >>13735831 Like I said, would rather be at home More tissues, less expensive tickets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:38:17 2015 No.13735840 >>13735836 Uhuh. You want us to not bully you, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:38:38 2015 No.13735842 >>13735832 I assume they dress skimpier every round, until the mud wrestling, where they're in the nude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:39:38 2015 No.13735849 >>13735837 But you can't smell them at home. >>13735840 As a fellow normal human boy, I concur, bullying cuties is bad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:40:25 2015 No.13735850 >>13735849 Mud doesn't smell that great

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:41:18 2015 No.13735853 >>13735850 They're not covered in mud until the end. Before that it's all Elf-stink.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:42:22 2015 No.13735855

>>13735849
Uhu. So what you're telling me here, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that the both of you don't want to be bullied when you both eventually Alp
So, to change the future, you mess with the past by telling people not to bully Alps and the cyclo so when you DO Alp, no one will bully you
I'm going to bully you so hard you're going to carry that masochism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:43:23 2015 No.13735859 >>13735853 I don't know, tickets are expensive. And my house is pretty comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:44:47 2015 No.13735867 >>13735855 Nobody is Alping, even if they crossdress in their dreams! Shut up! >>13735859 Participation is free if you're an Elf-trainer. Just go grab and Elf inna woods and train it, even a kid could do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:46:00 2015 No.13735871 >>13735867 I'd rather marry one then train one for some dog show guest starring Elves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:47:01 2015 No.13735873 >>13735867 It's a slow process to Alping. Call me when it happens to you. I'll make sure to keep the bullying mild, just for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:48:06 2015 No.13735877 >>13735871 >marrying an Elf Enjoy life in the ghetto. >>13735873 Nobody is Alping, and nobody is getting bullied. Everybody gets beer, nachos and Halo. End of story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:48:08 2015 No.13735878 >>13735855 Not him but I'm not able to bully. I can tease and joke around but I'd feel bad if the person I'm teasing doesn't tease back or gets offended.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:51:08 2015 No.13735883

>>13735878
Oh no, I can't bully either. I'm a nice guy in all honesty
But there's just something about certain people that make me bully at times. Apparently that is Alps. I do not know where it comes from.

>>13735877
You know what happens after some beer, a good batch of nachos and a good game of Halo, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:52:08 2015 No.13735886 >>13735877 I knew this dog show of a Elf event was managed by Dwarves

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:53:33 2015 No.13735890

>>13735883
>I do not know where it comes from
Alpie's massive M aura that has permeated your subconsciousness and made you associate it with the entire species?
>>13735886
Got a problem with Dwarves? If you go as a guest to an Elf's house, you get salad and organic cheese. You go as a guest to a Dwarf's house, you get malt beer and red meat off the bone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:55:16 2015 No.13735894 >>13735855 I'm not going to Alp! I just want people to be nice to them! Alps have it rough, they don't need bullies to make things rougher!

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:56:19 2015 No.13735896

>>13735890
Damn it that may be true. Damn it Alpie, look at what you've made me. Due to your aura I now associate it with an entire species and cannot stop bullying/teasing them
Eh, it can't be helped

>>13735894
So you say, but I bet you'd like things rough. Fucking impulse what the fuck Alpie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:57:14 2015 No.13735899 >>13735894 Alps like it rough. They should be required by law to wear clamps on their nipples in public. >>13735896 Hey, you're the pervert here, don't try to blame others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:57:20 2015 No.13735900 >>13735890 Hey, don't bash cheese. I understand what you're talking about Mr Dwarf, but a good wheel of cheese is divine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:58:25 2015 No.13735902 >>13735900 I said "organic" cheese. Probably used to be milk 20 years ago, but the bloody hippie knife ears didn't pay their electric bill and everything in the fridge took on a new form eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:58:34 2015 No.13735903 >>13735899 I'm not even a perve- OK that's a lie. But still I should just border myself from hard M's. Or Alps in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:58:49 2015 No.13735905 I smell nature, magic and kindness. Have Elves been here recently?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:59:59 2015 No.13735907 >>13735905 Slave traders just rolled through. Good offers today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:00:36 2015 No.13735909 File: 627 KB, 900x1320, 1393781348768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735905 Guess again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:00:49 2015 No.13735910 >>13735902 But it's good for you. It makes you able to do bullshit stunts like Legolas

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:01:36 2015 No.13735915 >>13735903 But they need you. They look up to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:02:18 2015 No.13735916 >>13735909 nah doesn't smell like horse shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:03:06 2015 No.13735918 >>13735907 They're gone I take it? Damn, was hoping to complete my collection. Need a 12th century English Forest Elf. They're supposed to have very delicate ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:03:25 2015 No.13735920 >>13735910 But he's the only who can do it. It's got to be something else than the diet. I bet it's because Archer is always broken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:03:37 2015 No.13735922 >>13735915 No, stop it. My kindness wants to help them and yet my apparent sadistic side wants to bully and tease them. I'm like some sort of Two Face! They're not the monsters, I AM!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:04:09 2015 No.13735924 File: 156 KB, 609x850, vtm_b_brujah_by_sia_chan-d5j753k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What clan is your vampire waifu a part of?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:04:18 2015 No.13735926 >>13735910 But you get netorare'd. What an awful movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:04:41 2015 No.13735927 >>13735922 But the only help they need is an understanding and compassionate S. Come on. Give the Alps what they want. You know you want to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:04:43 2015 No.13735928 >>13735920 Maybe it's their bullshit bread. and their bullshit Elven metal. And their bullshit magic No, yeah, it's totally because Archer is broken

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:05:44 2015 No.13735931 >>13735926 That entire lovestory in the Hobbit trilogy was stupid and shouldn't have been added in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:06:24 2015 No.13735932 >>13735931 But it was REEEAAAAAL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:06:43 2015 No.13735933 >>13735924 The Tremere of course, using her OP blood magic for her own benefit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:07:45 2015 No.13735937 >>13735924 Tzimisce. Because then she can build the lover of her dreams! That or turn me into an armchair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:09:08 2015 No.13735940 >>13735937 >turn me into an armchair I wonder what happened to Armchair-kun.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:09:27 2015 No.13735942

>>13735927
No! Don't toy with my emotions. I'll bring them harm more than good
But then again, maybe they can help? Maybe they could fix it. Maybe they could create a middle ground of being nice but also sadistic
No! That's impossible! My urge to tease would override my urge to comfort and take care of! They're so fragile and defenceless, they're just asking for it!
But they, they are so fragile. Something so easily broken must be protected. So no one would hurt them. But me!
But that's wrong!

Maybe, a coin toss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:11:14 2015 No.13735947 >>13735899 >They should be required by law to wear clamps on their nipples in public. No! Lewd bullying is the worst kind of bullying! Men should have to tenderly love them and treat them like queens!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:11:36 2015 No.13735948 Good night Anons, Rest well, enjoy your week, and don't burn down the thread. If you do, loli anubis is going to puff out her cheeks and pout at you until its fixed. Or you scratch behind her ears, whichever comes first.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:12:52 2015 No.13735949

>>13735942
Coin toss won't solve this, the issue isn't a dichotomy. Just grab and Alp and overwhelm them with a mixture sensations ranging from pleasant to unpleasant, from blissful to discomforting, from ticklish caresses to spankings!
>>13735947
They do treat them like queens. Just not the kind of queens you're thinking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:13:43 2015 No.13735950 >>13735948 Loli Anubis is grounded for a full year for what she did to my aged liquor collection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:14:52 2015 No.13735952 >>13735937 > fleshcrafted into her throne > in constant unspeakable agony > but her ass is always on your face and you still have your tounge so all is not lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:15:28 2015 No.13735955 >>13735950 That's fine, she's just going to hide in her pillow fort pyramid, she didn't need you guys anyway. She'll just play here with the mummy twins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:16:08 2015 No.13735956 >>13735940 He's currently in the corner with bedside table-kun and recliner-chan. They REALLY pissed her off. I've been lucky and managed to stay on her goodside so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:16:26 2015 No.13735957 >>13735955 Can't. She's grounded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:16:53 2015 No.13735958 >>13735956 Wait, who are you then? Ottoman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:17:05 2015 No.13735959 >>13735949 No, there must be order! One cannot exist without the other! A coin toss'll solve everything. Fuck, this is what I get for re-watching BTAS. Now I'm losing my marbels I blame Alpie's aura for fuelling my hidden sadistic side

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:17:45 2015 No.13735961 >>13735957 Fine, she cant just sit here and read. She doesn't need friends, not when she has books.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:17:58 2015 No.13735962 >>13735959 Come on Big Bad Harv, give it to me. I mean him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:18:26 2015 No.13735964 >>13735950 She's a high-ranking noble. She's entitled to only the finest of spirits and alcohol. Though she's a bit young for spiced wine, you should have just offered her some raspberry cordial and told her it was spiced wine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:19:36 2015 No.13735965 >>13735961 She can read until it's 8 PM. >>13735964 She didn't drink any. She dumped it. One bottle in particular was worth more than the house and everything in it, including us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:19:48 2015 No.13735967 >>13735962 Damn it Anon, now you made it sound gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:20:07 2015 No.13735970 >>13735948 >>13735955 >>13735961 Loli Anubis is adorable. >You'll never be a doting, embarrassing parent to your Anubis daughteru, taking constant photos and making scrapbooks of her being adorable And now I'm a tad sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:20:42 2015 No.13735972 >>13735967 It was gay all along.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:21:27 2015 No.13735976 File: 360 KB, 743x1253, Student Council President.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13735970 She'll be popular in High School though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:21:39 2015 No.13735977 >>13735965 Back in ancient egyptian days they didn't have bed times. >You then tell her they also didn't have showers or laundry machines, asking her if she wants to sit in a cold bucket of water for baths. >HFW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:21:50 2015 No.13735980 >>13735958 I'm what >>13735952 described, but with tentacles. When I behave she changes me back into a humanoid form and lets me run her errands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:22:04 2015 No.13735981 >>13735933 >>13735937 >No one said Ventrue plebs the lot of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:22:32 2015 No.13735983 >>13735980 Well then. Y'all have a good time now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:22:46 2015 No.13735984 >>13735972 So it was

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:23:23 2015 No.13735987 >>13735970 >She brings her friends in >You show them the crayon drawing of her in a hollow pyramid filled with TVs, a popcorn machine, and a ball pit. >Pouting intensifies >>13735976 >Teacher's pet and authority figures >Being poplar. Yeah, nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:23:35 2015 No.13735989 >>13735984 And yet, you didn't stop. What does this tell us? You were the Alp all along!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:23:57 2015 No.13735990 >>13735977 She'll retort that in the days of Ancient Egypt, Humans such as yourself would wear linen loincloths and would spend hours erecting monuments to the gods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:24:03 2015 No.13735992 >>13735976 And that is when it's time to stop fawning and d'awwing over her every action, and time to start using all those adorable photo albums to embarrass her in front of her friends she brings over, while trying to suppress my laughter.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:24:48 2015 No.13735994

>>13735977
>"I guess you don't need your PS3 anymore because they didn't have those either"
>She thinks I don't have the balls to do dare do anything to it
>HFW I take it out back and shoot it
>The mother walks up, patting her daughter's shoulder
>"Yeah, you shouldn't do anything that might seem like a dare or test with him."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:25:20 2015 No.13735995 >>13735987 That sounds like a good project for her birthday or something. A little fort for her in the basement perhaps. Ball pit would have to be separate though. Off to the side maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:26:08 2015 No.13735997 >>13735989 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1uTsqJVAeo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:27:06 2015 No.13735999 >>13735994 >shooting the PS3 you bought for her with your own money What a retard. >>13735997 In your heart you know it to be true, Alp. I am your Daddy-O!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:27:45 2015 No.13736000 >>13735999 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:28:13 2015 No.13736002 >>13735999 I can just buy her a PS4 when she's no longer grounded.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:29:33 2015 No.13736004

>>13735970
>Finally worked up the courage to ask out the Anubis student council president.
>Your classmates think she's too stuck up, but you think she's cute.
>Be extremely worried as you knock on her door after hearing stories from your friends about their first dates.
>Instead of a SAS commando opening the door and pointing a gun in your face, her dad is this guy >>13735970 .

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:33:51 2015 No.13736015

>>13736004
>Implying he won't led you through the trophy room consisting of all the MG's and kids who've tried to screw with him
>A (replaceable) fang from a shark girl who tried to run off with him.
>Lock of hair from a cheshire he caught and shaved after she pranked his kid one time too many.
>That wurm next door who keeps playing "Miner" in his back yard and digging into his basement is sitting in a wurm proof, glass "Time out" box (with wholes), waving at "Mr. Anon" as she watches the egg time slowly count down till she can leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:34:31 2015 No.13736019 File: 613 KB, 720x960, 1430974432176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh-oh. She just finished a workout and wants some protein. She's looking at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:34:35 2015 No.13736020 >>13735987 >Being poplar she is nowhere near as short as Poplar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:35:26 2015 No.13736023 >>13736015 That Wurm's father is a very understanding man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:36:38 2015 No.13736025 >>13736015 >wurm proof WHAT VILLAINY IS THIS? Is this guy a mad scientist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:36:53 2015 No.13736026 >>13736019 Ah, yes. The Protein shake I don't know how she chugs that stuff, but whatever. Should be in her bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:37:51 2015 No.13736027 >>13736026 Dense MC-kun strikes again.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:38:31 2015 No.13736028
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>>13736004
>She tries to maintain her dignified airs as you talk with her dad
>She blushes harder and harder with each story, but maintains a calm visage
>Every time she tries to steer the conversation away from her childhood ,her dad just crashes it back
>Once the baby album comes out, she visibly breaks
>Her cherry-red face is buried in her paws as you pore over the photos with her dad
>The amount of blackmail you get from this is staggering
>Anytime you bring up those photos, she gets instantly flustered
>Her usual response is to treat you like (even more of) a servant for the rest of the day
>But she usually makes it up to you with semi-pouty cuddles

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:38:40 2015 No.13736029

>>13736023
His daughter is learning the trade but she needs to learn where is and is not good to dig.

>>13736025
He's just a man with a set of skills, very useful skills that he brings out whenever he is wrong.
He just keeps her in there for half an hour before her dad walks over and picks her up for dinner without ice cream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:39:04 2015 No.13736031 >>13735175 http://i.imgur.com/3aO7Vep.jpg Have some wip for now, see you later anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:39:31 2015 No.13736034 >>13736019 I ain't making her one of those god damn shakes, those things are nasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:39:39 2015 No.13736035 >>13736031 Holy Moley!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:39:40 2015 No.13736036 >>13736029 *Wronged

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:40:07 2015 No.13736039

>>13736025
It's actually quite simple in concept. You see Wurm's get most of their destructive power from blunt force and explosive bursts from their claws, head and tail. For a glass all you have to do is make a metal glass compound that would interlock the shattering splinters together into a cage.

http://discovermagazine.com/2011/may/07-strange-new-glass-proves-twice-as-durable-as-steel

Basically get something like this and you're good to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:40:29 2015 No.13736040 >>13736031 Wait, Loen, hold on! You have to take responsibility for this erection!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:40:40 2015 No.13736041 >>13736034 Just unzip for her and let her drink from the tap. >>13736039 But Wurms warp reality with their willpower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:40:53 2015 No.13736043 >>13736025 If it's built to survive in space, it can survive a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:45:14 2015 No.13736053 >>13736019 But why? I'm a scrawny weakling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:46:42 2015 No.13736055 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, 1432616515557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736041 >But Wurms warp reality with their willpower So they're an entire race of Kaminas?

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:47:14 2015 No.13736056

>>13736041
Then I leave her alone. I know how willpower works, you need constant reaffirmation otherwise the willpower withers on the vine. So as long as I'm not within earshot of her being able to notice me eating anything good or doing anything enjoyable or interesting she'll not get out of there.

I'll also put her in a place without a window or a clock, so her sense of urgency and time is distorted. Until time's out is done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:49:41 2015 No.13736058 Is there a monstergirl who can stop an angry man's infinite fury?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:51:16 2015 No.13736059 >>13736058 Mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:52:04 2015 No.13736061 >>13736058 Yeti or Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:52:54 2015 No.13736062 File: 1.19 MB, 1111x1500, Sheepy tits.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736058 Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:05:53 2015 No.13736092 >>13736056 >Creating a willpower prison where time has no meaning and anything enjoyable is removed. What if her boyfriend finds out without knowing it was just a time out? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drosMZNUIkA&t=0m30s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:07:03 2015 No.13736095 >>13736058 I see two options. A) Use the cutest MG known to man. The one that absolutely no one will ever harm. B) Counter with a monstergirl who is also capable of infinite fury.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:08:45 2015 No.13736098 >>13736031 That's fantastic! Especially for a wip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:13:05 2015 No.13736104 >>13736031 >http://i.imgur.com/3aO7Vep.jpg Dat ass was fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:22:37 2015 No.13736119 >>13736031 'Tis magnificent.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:31:46 2015 No.13736139

>>13736092
>Kid comes in wielding a weaponized chainsaw as big as him
>Literally carved a beeline through my house, the afternoon sun is pouring through the holes
>Kid gives speech towards me and I couldn't look any more disinterested
>All my words carry a sophomoric quality, yet he's even more pumped than ever
>Doesn't even let me finish why I kept her in time out
>Faces me in combat, sure is good with that chainsaw, but who needs chain weapons when you have string to jam the motor?
>Before I could strike the final blow to get him to listen to me, the Wurm glowed
>With the power of stupidity and pride she shattered her prison cell five seconds before her time out was over
>They then did a combination attack, something buzzing impact
>I had to use my own final move, two types of string
>I thought I could fight the stupid and win
>I did not win
>"I'm blasting off agaiiiiin...."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:46:51 2015 No.13736163 >>13736039 Blah blah blah that's gonna be effective as a paper cell. You wanna know the real way to keep a wurm locked up? Tell her that she doesn't get dessert if she leaves her time out area.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:51:06 2015 No.13736168 >>13736163 She'll just break out and get it anyway to spite you AND gloat while she has a face full of rocky road.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:53:58 2015 No.13736172 >>13736168 That's when yo her her dad so he can hide all her plushies until she learns a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:56:07 2015 No.13736176 I want to sexually frustrate a succubutts!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:57:56 2015 No.13736177 >>13736176 I want to run into a room full of Succubi and shout "THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN SEX" and then run away as fast as I can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:01:18 2015 No.13736181 >>13736168 Yeah right, tell her that all the ice cream in the world will disappear if she leaves time-out before she is supposed do and she will sit there still as a statue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:04:33 2015 No.13736184 File: 229 KB, 327x715, 15371383_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you date/marry a blind mg?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:05:14 2015 No.13736187 >>13736184 Of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:06:47 2015 No.13736190 >>13736184 I don't think I would be ready for that level of responsibility

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:08:55 2015 No.13736192 >>13736184 Sure. It might be tough at first to get used to keeping things in order enough that she doesn't get hurt, but I don't really mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:15:21 2015 No.13736200 >>13736184 Would you rather date/marry a monster girl that was blind and got by with: >super hearing >super smelling >echo location >electroreception (it's shark week after all) >touch (I imagine a slime who 'sees' things by gooing all over it)

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:15:33 2015 No.13736201 [SPOILER]

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>>13736019
What's scarier? An oni who you're good friends with and have a crush on ask you for protein when you know she hasn't had a boyfriend in months, or a werewolf you have the same relationship with asking you to join her for a workout?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:15:49 2015 No.13736202 >>13736184 Yes, but I would demand she gave me massages and learned to use a sword.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:16:49 2015 No.13736203 >>13736201 The Oni. She's probably drunk and inhibitionless.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:18:27 2015 No.13736207

>>13735992
What's scarier? An oni who you're good friends with and have a crush on asking you for protein when you know she hasn't had a boyfriend in months, or a werewolf you have the same relationship with asking you to join her for a workout while she's training for the Olympic team?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:18:42 2015 No.13736209 File: 553 KB, 877x1239, 1430220452166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's this I hear about helping a Wolf friend with a workout?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:48:26 2015 No.13736233 >>13736209 I've got just the workout video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Y3F81P5Nk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:12:37 2015 No.13736274 >>13736233 Ohohoho! Holo pleases old wolves for favors!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:14:05 2015 No.13736278 Aw, not only did I miss the idiot who complained about the writers, but Lanternon as well. Sad day. Should you happen to catch this, I've really enjoyed your two stories so far. Best of luck with your third.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:15:18 2015 No.13736279 >>13736278 >the idiot who complained about the writers Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:15:38 2015 No.13736280 >>13736200 Electroreception. A monstergirl who could create electrical fields above water and use them to see would be really cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:19:12 2015 No.13736285 >>13736279 The "bromont is literally Hitler and everyone who thinks otherwise is a pedo" guy. Half the deleted posts in here were him getting btfo by the mods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:21:18 2015 No.13736287 File: 44 KB, 800x670, 1429464729023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736285 I see. Was that about Bromont using other websites or something? Actually, nevermind. I don't need to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:22:24 2015 No.13736290 >>13736200 Echo location or Electroreception.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:25:18 2015 No.13736296 File: 82 KB, 960x716, Attenion!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736287 Just keep quiet, pet the Anubis, and BUY HARUKA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:25:52 2015 No.13736298 >>13736296 What's a haruka?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:26:57 2015 No.13736300 >>13736298 That Elven slave at the market who made eye contact with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:27:30 2015 No.13736302 >>13736300 Oh, guess I better buy it then. What was it, three coppers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:28:37 2015 No.13736304 >>13736279 Something about write fags being the scum of the board. it's all deleted and I can't read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:28:55 2015 No.13736305 >>13736302 Two silvers. She's a pure breed, a former noble, and has an intact hymen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:29:26 2015 No.13736307 >>13736305 >intact hymen Don't lie to me, it won't sell any Elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:31:06 2015 No.13736310 >>13736307 Oh anon, it ain't a lie. Check for yourself. She's a pure virgin, ripe for the deflowering. But if you're content with throwing away a chance at defiling a pure Elf...I'm sure there are others who would be more willing to do it instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:32:03 2015 No.13736312 >>13736310 Wait a minute... this plastic wrap in here!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:33:47 2015 No.13736315 >>13736312 Anon how does that make any bit of sense? She's a pure virgin. Now either buy her for three silvers, for making a fuss and false claims, or go take your business elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:34:51 2015 No.13736316 >>13736315 I declare shenanigans! SHENANIGANS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:39:23 2015 No.13736318 >>13736316 Anon I suggest you quiet yourself down. Last man who made false claims of shenanigans was publicly beheaded twice. Wrap your mind about that for a minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:41:22 2015 No.13736319 >>13736318 Claiming you've got a virgin Elf and having plastic wrap in her vagina posing as an intact hymen is not good business practice, it's shenanigans and I will not have it! It'll be the Spice Mines for you, you scoundrel!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:42:47 2015 No.13736324 >>13736319 Anon, the guards just came back from inspecting the Elf and proved it was a genuine hymen, not plastic wrap. I hope you're prepared to experience being an it before death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:49:39 2015 No.13736334 File: 172 KB, 703x1200, 1422478711954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736324 So you've bribed the guards, have you? Well this isn't over. Not by a long shot. I will be avenged!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:51:09 2015 No.13736337 >>13736334 Good lord, did you escape from some mental institute for you to be able to conjure up such obscure claims? Or are you trying to go for the insanity plea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:52:04 2015 No.13736339 >>13736337 I'm implying my loyal Wightfu will ruin you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:52:28 2015 No.13736341 >>13736334 >Anon gets beheaded >Body tossed down the mountain >Comes back 6 months later with a Dio-esque scar on his neck and a Wight by his side >"That's them" >Fade to black >[Audible cracking noises] >Wilhelm scream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:53:57 2015 No.13736344 >>13736339 Your Wightfu is pleading with the guards to not have you publicly executed for false claims at the moment. Even she knows you've dug yourself a grave at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:55:21 2015 No.13736348 >>13736344 To hell with it all! I have nothing left to lose! Looks like I'm going to have to use THAT...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:57:27 2015 No.13736356 >>13736348 Best be careful, a legit threat will have you and your waifu suffer consequences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:01:08 2015 No.13736366 File: 129 KB, 1000x1000, Stinky Bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736356 I summon my sexy Oomukade nurse, who testifies that I can't be held responsible for my actions!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:03:03 2015 No.13736370 >>13736366 Too bad. At this rate your waifu might end up on the chopping block next to you, all because of your actions and refusal to admit you're lying. How selfish of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:04:38 2015 No.13736372 >>13736370 The Oomukade is a medical professional and she just testified on my behalf. You and your carnival or creeps and bribed cops can't overrule that! Anything you do now is a violation of THE LAW! LAAAAAAWW!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:07:05 2015 No.13736378 >>13736372 >Carnival Creeps and bribed cops >Nurse I see, you really are an escaped mental patient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:08:06 2015 No.13736380 >>13736378 That's what we've been telling you, but do you believe me? No! You're just trying to kill me and my wife! You're the one who's mad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:11:14 2015 No.13736383 >>13736380 I really hope the nurse escorts you back to the asylum. You've caused enough of a ruckus for one day. If this was the butcher shop that Jabberowck would have killed you without a second thought, so be careful next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:12:17 2015 No.13736385 >>13736383 >Monster Girls killing people like that Okay, I think you're the one with the mental problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:13:44 2015 No.13736387 >>13736385 We're in a town were false claims can kill a business, and if you attempt to kill the business her dead father left her then he'll kill YOU.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:15:08 2015 No.13736389 >>13736387 >he'll She'll*. She is not a he, and her father surely wouldn't come back from the dead and kill you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:16:02 2015 No.13736391 >>13736387 >>13736389 I don't like your headcanon and will ignore it. I'm not playing with you AND I'm taking the ball home with me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:17:23 2015 No.13736392 >>13736391 Too bad. The Will'O Wisp ball is mine. If you take it back my Oni half-sister will beat the crap out of both of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:19:29 2015 No.13736393 >>13736392 You're too childish to engage. Besides, my nee-san could beat up your nee-san!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:21:06 2015 No.13736396 >>13736393 >Too childish As if. Besides, you can't really make that claim when my nee-san easily bullies yours all the time at high school! I'm getting bored here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:22:00 2015 No.13736397 File: 129 KB, 1024x768, 1429381296223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736396 Change subject to cats maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:23:28 2015 No.13736400 >>13736397 I want to pump a Werecat pull of cum and impregnate her during her heat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 06:43:20 2015 No.13736431 >>13736397 I want to pump her plump cat rump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:05:01 2015 No.13736463 File: 565 KB, 866x1110, 1404072844731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736397 How about big cats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:06:25 2015 No.13736464 >>13736463 You know the answer to that. Somewhere, a hungry, orphaned Jinko will cry out, asking to be saved, and God will whisper "no".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:09:00 2015 No.13736469 >>13736464 Well God's an asshole. I feel like I should tip a fedora after a comment like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:09:54 2015 No.13736472 >>13736469 No you shouldn't. It's true. God is everywhere, he knows all and sees all, and has all the power in the world, yet Jinko cubs die. Therefore God is evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:23:22 2015 No.13736489 File: 108 KB, 640x892, 1429024884639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, inna woods...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:48:52 2015 No.13736525 >>13736489 I'm burning down the forest around her. Then my son will do the same. And his son. Until she dies of loneliness or goes insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:49:52 2015 No.13736527 >>13736525 You'll find that very difficult without your helmet on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:55:55 2015 No.13736532 >>13736525 >Man sees Alaraune in middle of large meadow >Goes up and fucks her / uproots her to take somewhere else >Doesn't even have to fuck or even waifu her, he could just take her somewhere else for money Your plan is bad and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:58:45 2015 No.13736536 >>13736527 >>13736532 >Dryad/alraune >Skulls around her >She didnu du nuffin Go eat a piano.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:58:47 2015 No.13736537 I want to inherit my Wurm mom's toughness and strength and fight crime with her! In before MGs can only give birth to other MGs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:01:56 2015 No.13736540 File: 225 KB, 1150x1600, Finest Martial Artist ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13736536 That's like saying Alma Elma is a bad person. Nothing but crazy talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:05:56 2015 No.13736545 >>13736540 >Monster that used to kill/rape people for fun >Not bad because She's "funny", that makes her likeable This is why paladins kill idiots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:06:49 2015 No.13736548 >>13736537 They actually can give birth to human males now, but they are just normal humans. I guess you could train with her from birth though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:08:04 2015 No.13736549 >>13736536 What if she's just trying to scare you? Some monsters love fearboners.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:11:00 2015 No.13736551 >>13736548 I'd settle for inheriting the potential to be as strong and tough as a Wurm, but having to work hard to actually get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:14:59 2015 No.13736558 >>13736549 Then she's damn stupid because people already fear monsters, and you're going to give them an indication you kill people? Or worse? For giggles and boners?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:24:51 2015 No.13736574 Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru is a very bitey little baby What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:30:49 2015 No.13736587 >>13736574 Dick her.

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