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13716533 No.13716533[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Yo, I don't speak weeb, but the Lil Asian boy working at jack wrote this on my box after I flirted him up a bit. What's it mean?

>> No.13716536

The pleasure of cumming in your food.

>> No.13716543

>>13716533
Bitch

>> No.13716547

>>13716536
That's a pretty long sentence for not a whole lot of writing

>> No.13716551

>>13716547
That's how Asian languages work.

>> No.13716553

>>13716543
Hahaha. That's perfect

>> No.13716554

It says oppai.

>> No.13716557

I want white meat too ;w;

>> No.13716560

>>13716533
"Tits"

>> No.13716561

>>13716557
I got some white meat for you right here *unzips pants*

>> No.13716562

>>13716533
Boobs

>> No.13716563
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13716563

>>13716554
>>13716560
Ayy, we figured it out

>> No.13716564

howaito meato おっぱい

white meat tits

>> No.13716566

It says "fuck you and your giant unrotated image"

>> No.13716569

>>13716563
>bing

>> No.13716571
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13716571

>>13716569
>not using bing to earn enough points to buy gift cards on amazon

>> No.13716573

>>13716569
I had a bad dragon and furry tab open too but you couldn't see it from that angle. I fucked up fam.

>> No.13716574

>>13716569
and internet explorer.

>> No.13716576

>>13716563
So why were you even flirting with him and what are you going to do about it now? What's the whole story behind this?

>> No.13716582

Maybe one day /jp/ will be nothing but translation requests and you guys will get to show off your elementary school level Japanese all the time.

>> No.13716583

>>13716576
Well, I know his work schedule now, and I have an Isabelle plush hanging from my rear view mirror in my car so he probably knows I go here. I'm was also a bit drunk at the time (since that's why I went to Jack at 12am to begin with).

I guess all I have to do now is think of some sort of reply to his boob message.

>> No.13716589

>>13716583
The only proper reply is even more boobage next time you meet him.

>> No.13716595

>>13716589
I did get the recipt where you can leave a review for their store, and they see it inside.

Maybe I can google translate a review and say some shit about him being a waifu and cooking up some great oppai.

>> No.13716598

fuck off slut

>> No.13716601

>>13716595
U-uhh, maybe you shouldn't go that far anon. He probably forgot about you and your boobs already.

>> No.13716608

"Suck my cock dude"

>> No.13716615

Post your boobs for proof

>> No.13716620

>>13716561
are you ok with asians?

>> No.13716623

>>13716615
you're better off just googling boobs, trust me.

>>13716601
I was able to piece together "<name>, the best boob chef." for a review

>> No.13716634
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13716634

Begone 3D whore! You are not welcome here.

>> No.13716646

jap dicks are the smallest in the world, why would you flirt with one?

>> No.13716654

>>13716646
He had a cute smile ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ

Besides, who cares about dick size when you can order 10in bad dragon dildos to suit that need.

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>> No.13716660

kuso thread

>> No.13716662


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>> No.13716695

>>13716654
That's actually sort of nice if you don't think about it too much.

>> No.13716700

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>> No.13716732

>>13716533
op post your chest

>> No.13716734

DEATH TO WHITEY!!

>> No.13716736

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>> No.13716748

>>13716654
Aren't vaginas pretty shallow? I'm a guy, so I can fit even the longest of horse cocks in me, but I can't imagine a girl being able to take 10 inches unless she's into anal as well.

>> No.13716756

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>> No.13716757

>>13716748
they expand when aroused, like a dick

>> No.13716760

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>> No.13716769

>>13716757
But ten inches? And holy fuck, does that mean a girl isn't very aroused if you're able to tap her womb?

>> No.13716780

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>> No.13716785

>>13716748
>>13716769

Okay, here's how it works. When the girl is aroused it's much easier for it to suit the needs presented. While not aroused, trying to stuff 6 inches in there wouldn't be comfortable to say the least. However while aroused, they can be stretched to accomadate quite a bit.

Just remember, BABIES come out of there. A girthy ten inch dragon dildo isn't even half of that.

>> No.13716790

ごめんね
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>> No.13716793

>>13716785
What's the biggest you've taken? Medium Flint here.

>> No.13716795

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>> No.13716801

>>13716793
I tried a large bruiser but didn't go past the knot. Medium Virgil (I think? The dragon one with a tube) is my prefrence although I think it's only 7.5.

>> No.13716803

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>> No.13716805

Fuck off crossies

Slay the gay

>> No.13716810

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>> No.13716813

>>13716805
>he thinks there's gays in this thread

>> No.13716814

>>13716813
Who the FUCK are you quoting?

>> No.13716815

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>> No.13716821

>>13716801
You tried to jump from 7.75 to 10.25? Are you insane? I can take 9 inches, and I'm still struggling to move up to 10 after plenty of stretching.

>>13716805
I'm straight, I just like dicks in my ass.

>> No.13716823

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>> No.13716828
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>>13716821
I get looser when im drunk and a bit more courageous.

>>13716823
this is the best emote posted so far

>> No.13716829

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>> No.13716837
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>> No.13716838

girls can post on 4chan too :O

>> No.13716841

>>13716838
> :O
Kill yourself.

>> No.13716842

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          |    (    )   やめて
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>> No.13716848

>>13716841

nope.

>> No.13716853

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>> No.13716855

>>13716848
Fine, I'll do it for you. Where do you live?

>> No.13716861


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>> No.13716866

>>13716855

bergen county, new jersey, you'll have to figure out the rest.

and I wasnt being serious with that smiley.

>> No.13716867

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