Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Have you hugged an oppai loli today?

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First for Kikis are olev.

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kill yourself

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>>13713695
First for meeces!

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>>13713695
One thing is being a monstergirl, another is being an abomination.

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>>13713695
'Hugged'. Yeah, lets go with that.

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>>13713703
Lovely spats.

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>>13713695
She tried to hug me...but instead used my side as a stripper pole.

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>>13713706
Abomination you say?

[Anonymous No.]

shit thread from post 1

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>>13713699
Bless the Kikis.

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I need more Goblins in my life

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>>13713699
>>13713722
I want to grope a tiny loli Kiki!

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Please don't bully monster girls! We- I mean they think it's really mean!

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>>13713737
I want to become a subsitute leader for a group of Goblins, travelling the land to find the Hobgoblin they got separated from. Every day woken up by them piling on for a morning hug.

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>>13713762
I'm going to bully you
with my love

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>>13713762
You're flat and your wings grow outta your butt! But you're a Dragon. And a Black one, at that. So I love you anyway.

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>>13713762
I don't bully because bullying is wrong

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>>13713753
I want to mate with Kikis until i have my own maid army!

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http://exhentai.org/g/827599/0766c152e8/
Not sure if it's been posted, but someone English translated that recent Abyssal-girl Kloah doujin.

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>>13713804
Yeah, we knew.

Also, it's shit.

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>>13713714
Would kiss on the lips and cum on the spine and also inside.

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>>13713804
I love the artwork for this one.

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>>13713804
Already fapped with it.

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>>13713804
That last panel with Battleship hime is really turning me on.
Why do evil girls get me going so much?

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>>13713821
Because you were born to be a lackey.

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>>13713821
>Why do evil girls get me going so much?
Because evil girls are the hottest girls and top tier waifus

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>>13713831
Can you look evil in the eye and tell it it's evil?

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>>13713831
I want an evil waifu to cuddle in bed all night.

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>>13713841
She's evil! Evil I tell you!

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I want a paizuri

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>>13713843
>cuddle Lich
>"Husband, unhand me. There is a city I must conquer to show all my might!"
>"No"
>"No?"
>"No"
>Lich pouts
They'll never respect her now. She can kill them, evaporate their city and raise them all as mindless, obedient zombies, but they will never respect her.

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Well this started out shit. Stop pandering to the pedos.

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>>13713849
>inb4 PIDF

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>>13713848
>>"Husband, unhand me. There is a city I must conquer to show all my might!"
I want to hug her cold dead flesh for hours in end. By the end of it she'd be thoroughly lukewarm.

>>13713849
Pedos don't like oppai lolis faget, I know this because I'm a pedo.

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>>13713849
Don't be a bitch nigga.

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I want to be a slime!

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>>13713821
I want to help my evil waifu to conquer empires and destroy our enemies!

>>13713848
That's not ok anon. You must support her and make her look terrifying in eyes of the plebeians. According to your waifu you and only you are good enough to see that side of her.

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>>13713858
I look at this and feel nothing but mild concern for her state of undress. And I kinda wanna blow raspberries on her tummy. Nigger, give that child some clothing. Fuckin' pedos not dressing kids appropriately. Do you want flues? Because that's how you get flues.

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>>13713869
You will be assimilated.

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>>13713874
She's a loli Succubus, she's immune to that kind of shit.

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>>13713869
Enjoy being an Alp.

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>>13713878
You're saying that as if being an Alp is somehow a bad thing. But Alps have more fun.

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>not joining

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>>13713895
0/10 shitty faction.

I'd totally join a thieves guild though.

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>>13713895
I'd rather not join a band of murderous xenophobic thugs,

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>>13713895
Having boymakers sure is a good thing

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>>13713895
Purge monsters and their filthy traitor husbands?

Where can I sign up?

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What if monstergirls join the gay movement and become lesbos?

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>>13713916
I'm put eggs up her butt, if you know what I mean.

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>>13713921
A lot of really sad, lonely men?

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>>13713923
Can you fuck off?

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>>13713921
Why do you ask about something you know that can't happen?

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>>13713895
I fight for justice, not faith.

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>>13713928
Can you?

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>>13713923
Beelzebub eggs? Normal eggs? Enlighten us once again, friend.

>>13713927
Actually, it's pretty likely there would be a lot of sad women, since the MGs would still crave the energy from men, leading to you know what. It'd be pretty shitty, all around.

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Armor

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>>13713895
>Monstergirls' faces when there's no Mamono faction in For Honor

NEVER

EVER

MONSTERCUCKS

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>>13713921
We all know they joined to corrupt everyone from the inside.

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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

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>>13713895
If there's a faction that wants to get rid of the chief god and imprison the DL and her shit daughters, sign me up.

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>>13713944
Did you do this? It's really cool, could you do an armored Girtablilu? With a steel capped stinger?

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>>13713954
Reminder that the DL did nothing wrong.

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>>13713956
Oh no, I got it off a booru.

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>>13713959
Man I'll never see armored scorpion ladies.

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>>13713957
Reminder that I could give a rat's ass.

We will have waifus AND peace.

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>>13713895
>all these fags wanting to get dommed by yans
all is lost

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>>13713954
DL is sadly the best bet if you still want MGs
Someone needs to take care of Druella though

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>>13713965
If the DL wins there will be peace

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>>13713965
She does want peace, only the CE and the ordershits are stopping her.

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>>13713970
If she agrees to stand down, we'll leave her alone.

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Can a succubutts into paladin?

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>>13713973
>>13713975
>this is what traitors actually believe

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>>13713973
>>13713975
>DL
>peace
Yeah, along with a few other things in the small print. No thanks.

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>>13713908
So you don't want to be human?

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>Today's your grandmother's birthday
>To be honest if it weren't for your long stays with her and her cane you wouldn't know that she was in her 80's
>Your mother in law decided to go plan her birthday party, with you in charge of buying her flowers as a gift
>Before you could go on a drive to the flower shop your grandmother asks you to take her downstairs
>How can a Chochin Obake like her have the presence of a prized monument, yet feel as fragile as glass in your hands?
>As soon as she's on the ground floor you start up your routine of water, tea and snacks
>She talks to you in her native tongue, a language you've never had a fun time trying to understand
>Even so you're well versed enough to know what she wants
>With no other requests from her you return to your quarters so she can have alone time with your mother in law and sister
>Unlike you they're quite versed in her language and talked nonstop
>The rest of the day goes on without a hitch, the flowers were safe and you hadn't heard a single catcall when you were raking shredded weeds from the yard in your loose shirt and exercise shorts
>Your grandmother's family was all there, laughing and smiling
>Exchanging stories and giving gifts
>Yet you felt absolutely frightened at the amount of people there
>It was already crowded enough with your mamano relatives
>You just kept to yourself, giving your grandmother what she asked as quick as possible to relieve your anxiety
>When it was all over you rushed to basement, tending to the tools, sweeping the dirt, ANYTHING to calm your nerves
> You then felt a warm glow, like a fireplace in wintertime
>It was her, asking you to help her back to bed
>"Thank you, for helping me out there"
>She replied back in her tongue, something about knowing you're not the type of person who likes those things
>And how she doesn't like being in cramped spaces like that while laughing
>As you tuck her in, blankets and knee pillows included, she say "m̀hgòi"
>"jóutáu Mah-mah"

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>>13713983
If she really wants to, why not? She's just gotta not let her dreams be dreams.

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>>13713996
Incubi are humans only better.

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Do you like fat tails, Anon?

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>>13713969
>Not domming and manipulating the yan

What are you gay?

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>>13713703
Why are you stealing my schtick anon? Just for that I'm posting cats.

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>>13714002
>not getting gud on your own
Pleb.

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>>13714004
There's no man that doesn't love a big long fat.....tail.

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>>13714004
I'm reminded of that doujin of the pervert hero and his buddies.

Yes, that one.

With the pigman rubbing his dick on the lamia's tail.

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>>13714004
Okay, that is fucking adorable for some reason...

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>>13713983
Sure, monsters have their own paladins.

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how big is 2big?

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>>13714012
>Not seeking strength wherever it lies

It is power, I care not where it springs from.

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>>13714004
>no delicious legs

Begone.

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>>13714004
That bow on the end of her tail

can it be...

tail pussy confirmed

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>>13714004
Yes. I also like fat tits.

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>>13713992
Like what? Having a wife that will always love you? A long and healthy life? An end to meaningless conflicts? Everyone getting the happiness the deserve?

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>>13713998
Adorable.

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>>13714022
And sanity is the price to pay for power.

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>>13714005
I simply dont like to get killed by my love interest because cheated her by breathing.

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>>13714004
I want to cry into a lamia's chest while she coils around me and comforts me. Then tender loving sex.

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>>13714029
>An end to meaningless conflicts
Conflicts are the result of choice, something the DL, and monsters in general, don't seem to care all that much for.

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>>13714031
Humans are stubborn and foolish. It takes a journey to Hell, to make them ackowledege and worship their God. A fact that tickles irony's judgement.

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>>13713521

>Be Sphinx
>Your job in MGC is a high school teacher
>You get paid to do what you love: challenge people with difficult questions
>Except there's one scruple
>One certain underperforming Wurm
>You know damn well why she's doing poorly, any idiot could tell who that vigilante in the domino mask is, especially when you can HEAR her saying "Nananananananananananananananana Wurm-chan!" some times when she leaves your class
>There's only one way you can reach her and help her pass your class, you can't believe you're doing this
>You can't believe you're putting on the bowler hat and borrowing some swag from your pharaoh boss
>If the board of directors knew how far you go to get your students to succeed you'd win some sort of medal

And thus a Supervillain was born

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>>13714004
That looks like it would be nice to lay on.

>>13714006
Not him, but that doesn't sound bad to me. Both are real nice.

>>13714021
It depends. That big looks pretty good to me, but I'd be fine going much bigger as well. On the other side of it, really small is also good. I guess I just like extreme size differences.

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>>13714033
If she kills you, you chose shit yan (obsessive/possessive), or you fucked up.

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mothfu

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>Have an evil Vampire waifu
>She rules her kingdom with an iron fist
>Her punishments are harsh and unforgiving, and ordered for even the tiniest of slights
>She's a total sweetheart with you though, and she knows your a big softey so she does her best to keep her public persona and her private self separate
>One day a young girl, no older than 6 is dragged before her by her guards
>The girl was caught stealing food
>As she prepares to hand down the girl's punishment, she catches you peering at her from behind a pillar out of sight from the rest of the throne room, and you look angry
>"For the crime of theft, your punishment will... be, uh... life impri-...? House arre-...? Grounded?"
>You nod
>"You will be ground for l-... t-two weeks?"
>You nod again
>"For the crime of theft, you will be grounded for two weeks! Now get out of my sight!"

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>>13714039
But if people are killing each over for years over petty bullshit, does that make them right? If a conflict serves nothing but to makes things worse for everyone, wold you just stand back and watch?

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Who are your heroes anon?

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>>13714026
Don't forget.

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>>13714004
I want to get this monster in P&D!

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>>13714056
Ishmael.

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>>13714049
When is that coming out?

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>>13713969
>>13714005
If a yandere isn't doing yandere things, what's the point?

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>>13714062
Anon...

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>>13714053
It doesn't matter who's right and what is accomplished. You either have the freedom to make choices, and therefore mistakes, or you don't.

And I prefer conflicts over mindless stagnation.

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>>13714066
>You need to fear for your life and become a thing to enjoy yandere

Nigga pls.

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>>13714056
As edgy as that sounds I have none. Heroes are people you can look upto in my eyes and would like to emulate. All heroes have dark secrets and most of those qualities are defended by admirers to their deaths and never attempt to change those traits. I'd rather not be one of them. Even then I don't feel anything when I'm asked that. It's not like there's a hole where my heart is, so I do not understand how some feel shocked that I tell them that.

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>>13713869
What are Anon's options in MGE?

>Get Alped by a Parasite Slime and turned into a Slime Carrialp(confirmed possible by KC)
>Get eaten by a Dark Slime(not confirmed possible by KC yet)

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>>13714061
Yeah fat elf butts.

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>>13714077
>fear for your life
That only applies with yangires you mong.

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>>13714056
Depends on what you define as a hero.

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>>13714069
What? My rainbow team sucks because I don't want to spend any shekels!

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>>13713935
I've always liked the idea of "evil" monster girls with a weakness for their husband. Vampires especially.

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>>13714077
If you fear for your life she's a yangire. An extreme yandere would lock you in a basement and rape you for some time if anything.

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I want an Arachnee to surround me in Web, thinking she's got me trapped!
Then I want to tell her that my Sex Drive is the Sex Drive that will Rule the Monster Girl World before she attacks me in all directions with her webs to ensnare me!
Then I shout 'LA BIDO' and All Time Stops and I pass through her Web all at once before Telling her that is my Sex Drive and She can Not see it!
Then I Bop her on the nose and she's sent flying when time resumes and cries!

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>>13714079
MGE Slimes don't eat people.

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>>13714066
It's her adorable nature, her clingynes and the idea that you're standing on a knife's edge with someone that'll love you more than anyone else could.

At least that's what I feel about yanderes. They give me a sharp feeling in my chest that other archetypes simply cannot make me feel,

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>>13714083
It applies with obsessive/possessive types future John DOE pleb.

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>>13714087
I like it if they become sweeter towards the husband but don't turn into moeblobs just because.

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>>13714090
School Days.
Yandere Onna no Ko.
That one visual novel where the girl breaks the fourth wall.

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>>13714074
There's nothing wrong with making mistakes, but if something is going to be detrimental to society, then people have every right to stop it, there's a reason why such things are outlawed or at least frowned upon.

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>>13714093
Dark Slimes will absorb girls to turn them into new Dark Slimes.

It just hasn't been said if they're only willing to do that to girls.

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>>13714106
Like prostitution?

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>>13714106
Sure, but for someone to "end all meaningless conflict", they have to take away choice.

And who is the DL to tell me it's "meaningless "? No, I don't think I will be part of this.

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>>13714115
I was thinking more of murder, assault, rape, theft. Those sorts of things.

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>>13714063
>>13714078
>>13714084
I-It was a rhetorical question, I just wanted to post a picture of bug-girls in silly poses...

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>>13714128
Oh, you should've made that more clear. Go ahead, but at least try to add some writefaggotry to go with it. You know, to make your posts that much more valued.

I'm not a janitor/mod I can't ban you for posting mantis' acting like kamen riders.

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>>13713841
>Looks at ushi oni/hellhound/mindflayer/baphomet/devil

YOU'RE EVIL!

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>>13714063
>monster girl TPP mods

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>>13714156
TPP already has waifus you can recruit (i.e. fulton to) Motherbase.

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>>13714147
>ushi-oni
>evil
They're just misunderstood, plus I'm sure they become putty in your hands for a little if you pet behind those fluffy ears.

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>>13714080
I want to become FBI and judge girl's breasts and butts by placing trays with easily movable items on them and seeing if they can keep them still.

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>>13714172
Can't fool me faggot.

If it skitters
Gas the shitter

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>>13714080
Hylians aren't elves.

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>>13714180
No one cares.

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>>13714180
Next you'll say that Cra aren't elves.

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>>13714177
Are you the goober that wants to skin loli Ushi's alive?

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>>13714180
Well lets to the ear test just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714186
No.

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>>13714177
Given their extreme endurance and regenerative powers they'd probably get high off the gas and laugh.

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>>13714172
Not fond of the aggression, but I have to admit that this particular Ushi-Oni reminds me of Kiddy Phenyl from Silent Mobius.

For that, I think I can put up with the Ushis.

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I want to use a muscular Wurm's abs as a cutting board!

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>>13714177
To the Ushi pit with you. You will stay there until you like it.

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>>13714183
>>13714185
>>13714189
>>13714190
No really, the ONLY thing Hylians have in common with elves are their pointy ears.

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>>13714200
I'm just saying, touch the ear and see if it's an elf.

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>>13714193
>Laughing off chlorine gas

Oh yeah, regeneration is real handy when there's no oxygen getting your brain and you can't control your body.

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>>13714200
That's a lie. I've seen their pointy shoes too!

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>>13714200
Shit, didn't mean to reply to that last post.

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>>13714200
And elves or Hylians have something else about them that's special or unique besides the pointy ears?

An elf by any other name would be as rapeable.

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>>13714207
You didn't specify what kind of gas you silly edge lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714199
I refuse.

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>>13714166
I want to build my own waifu!

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>>13714213
>Telling the enemy what weapons you have

Wut?

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>>13714207
/k/oward pls go

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/t0JvxLMD Tsukumogami

Line 123. Civilization, shopping and antics. This feels weak to me but I don't really know what to do to fix it.

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>>13714021
WHY ARE THEY NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHING TO PROTECT THEIR LEGS FROM THE COLD

JESUS CHRIST YOU GIRLS ARE OUTTA YOUR MINDS

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>>13714223
Make me ushi apologist.

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>>13714214
That wasn't a suggestion.

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>>13714234
Tell it to my magnum fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714223
>at least tries to fight back
>coward
Ayy

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>>13714199
Dare I ask what the Ushis do to people who're thrown in the Ushi pit?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the gear queer thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714247
That can't be safe.

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>>13714247
No, it's always undesirable when the resident /k/ommandos decide to shit things up with their edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714257
>I don't like it so it's shit

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>>13714257
Everything that isn't immediate surrender is "edge" in here apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714257
Eh, they have their moments.

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>>13714266
But monstergirls just want to see you smile! You shouldn't hurt them.

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>>13714266
not him, but brutal murder seems to be a regular theme in /k/ommando stuff

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>>13714266
>deliberately wandering into an Ushi-Oni's terriory with bang bang pew pew shooty weapons
>not expecting to get raped
You're like the retards that sperg about getting raped by Manticores.

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>>13714227
Hm. For some reason, I'm not all that invested yet like I was with some of the other stories, but it doesn't seem objectively bad so far or anything. I can't put my finger on it. I'll keep reading, as it comes out.

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>>13714271
I hate smiling, you can't make me.

>>13714273
I wouldn't know, I prefer magic/fists/magic fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714271
Nobody is saying "kill indiscriminately" or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714277
>Ushi-Oni's terriory
No, it's mine. Everything's mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714281
But everyone likes to be happy, because being happy is good, and good things are good because they are good!

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>>13714280
I don't really know, I guess I'm just not 'feeling' it. Maybe that's coming across in the writing. I'll think on it, Ghoul should be the next update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714289
But do people die if they are killed? And are they really dead if our eyes aren't real?

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>>13714257
>Guns are edgy
I'm not even in this whole ordeal but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714286
But you're killing mostly nice girls who just want love.

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>>13714257
>Everything must be happy/cute all the time

Disgust.

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>>13714277
>deliberately wandering into a guy's house with the intend to rape
>not expecting to get attacked
Yeah, sounds obvious on paper, I know.

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>>13714294
Fun fact: That meme is actually a mistranslation of cultural context. When a line says, "They (wont) die even if they are killed," what it actually means is a shortened version of, "They (won't) die even if you do something that SHOULD kill a person."

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>>13714289
I'd rather feel temperate to be honest. Happiness makes you do stupid shit.

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Anon, you've gone and got yourself into trouble again, you silly fucking faggot!
Tonight's the night when you go out on with a meek, delightful ushi-oni raised by a holstaurus. You're mean to be taking her out to the movies, but your pudgy, smelly, small-chested hellhound big sister wants you to stay at home so she can watch the airing of a new, much anticipated anime with you.

What do you do, and how do you act so you don't end up enraging and breaking the hearts of these girls? Remember, if you show up one of them, they'll get mad, find the other monstergirl in your life and attempt to beat the living daylights out of them, leaving a canyon of property damage in their wake.

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>>13714312
Yeah, I figured it was something like that.

Still funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that raising your own husband is common between monstergirls?

I can't help but imagine a vampire, a wight and an apophis talking in the park about how cute their future husbands are while the three shotas play in the sandbox.

We need more cute non-sexual pics with monstergirls and shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714307
>mostly nice

Ushis are not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714307
>love
You misspelled "taking your spirit energy, by force".

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>>13714323
Well, according to KC, parental incest has zero cultural taboo in monster lands. Well, at least the world guides specifically mention father-mother-daughter polygamy... but presumably, it goes the other way too-- or it would if MGs had male children.

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I want to join the town guard and protect the human/monster village I live in from evil with guns and fight in their stead so the MGs won't have to risk their lives and have to remain single by extension since the town guard must remain vigilant at all times as raising a family would be a hindrance.

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>>13714333
It's mostly not a taboo because the young monster girls have the same instincts as the older/unmarried ones. A married monster girl would likely never do it with her son unless she was a widow since they have unwavering loyalty once married.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have a relationship with a Succubus? Or is it generally considered that if you get involved with one you're doomed to get drained to death?

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>>13714329
>false dichotomy fallacy

It's hardly impossible for someone to love their spouse even if that spouse is the primary breadwinner. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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>>13714327
What are yo, some kind of racist against monstergirls?

>>13714329
Thy might be a little rough , but they still love you.

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>>13714342
KC land, where being with a demon that can suck your soul out your urethra will not kill you.

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>>13714342
>In MGE
Yes
>Not MGE
If she can control hersel enough to train you and raise your vitality so she doesn't kill you by feeding on life energy or semen instead. Problem is most vanilla succubi are soul eaters so they take everything.

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>>13714346
>Racist

If that's what they call not falling for "nice rapetrain" b.s. then yes.

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>>13714343
What are you even on about?

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>>13714356
>Reading Manyeyedhydra stories
>Lots of cute succubi
>It goes well until the guy's screaming in terror and his body withers as his life force is sucked out of his dick

I just wanted to read stories about cute succubi, darn it.

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>>13714346
>but they still love you
Well, I don't love them.

At least not until the Not! brainwashing.

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>>13714342
Better a low level, or high level? one that can feed on lust itself.

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>>13714375
Just because someone provides something you need, doesn't mean you automatically cannot love them. Just because men provide spirit energy, doesn't mean MGs don't fall in love as well.

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>>13714321

Watch the animus first since that can be done at any time. Go out and watch movies later.

Done and done.

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>>13714338
I want to promise my waifu I'll marry her after I retire from my job as a member of the town guard today!

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>>13714373
They did'nt choose to be rapists, it's because the CE has left in their old programing to attack humans


>>13714383
I bet you like human girls, you jerk.

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>>13714382
I know that fear brah.

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>>13714386
It also doesn't mean they always do.

Also, fuck what the guy wants, right?

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>>13714398
>I bet you like human girls
You can do better than that.

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>>13714106
like rape and brainwashing?

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>>13714401
>Thread discussing setting where MGs are generally far more powerful than human men (super strength, magic, flight, immorality, etc).

>Goes there to complain about m-muh equal rights!

I bet you go with the Westboro Baptist Church to picket gay funerals too, huh?

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>>13714398
So would a person with tuberculosis not choose to be born/infected with it, I still wouldn't eat with them or shake their hand. And It's Chief God, what.the fuck is CE?

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>>13714356
>Regular old Succubus picks her next victim
>Poor guy is totally unaware until she's already on him
>Halfway through she realizes he's the best she's ever had
>She doesn't ever want to let this go
>She backs off and gives him two choices, be her, ahem, husband, or let her finish what she started
>He opts for option 1
>Over the coming weeks and months, she trains him hard in body and mind
>Finally it's the big day, she goes all out
>At the end of it, he's still alive, if utterly exhausted
>When he wakes up from three full days of sleep, he finds her latched onto him
>She tells him he passes, and while it seems like they can only go once a month right now, she's eager to get his stamina up so she can get her fix whenever
>Then she does something she's never done before, something that surprises him
>She gives his a chaste kiss on the lips, smiles and tells him "I love you, husband"

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>>13714323
No because that would mean the monsters are going around kidnapping human child which is purge on sight tiers of evil.

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>>13714356
stop killing the catgirls, bro

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>>13714416
>generally
That's the keyword here I think

>m-muh equal rights
Perfect rebuttal.

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>>13714423
>What is adoption

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>>13714420
>Soul eater

You meant well but this is gonna end with me or her dead. I don't fuck around with that shit.

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>>13714390
Family comes first. You sit down with the hellhound and get absorbed in watching a new show with your sister, just like years ago. She huddles up next to you, making the occasional comment, snorting with laughter at the funnies and flaring into flames upon seeing the action. She also smells like sulfur.
When the episode has ended, you hear a knock at your door. Dare you answer it?

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>>13714416
>don't like what I don't like
>muh strawman

2/10

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>>13714433
>Adopting someone so you can fuck them silly later
>Implying any place that offers adoptions would be stupid enough to let a monster adopt

The point of adoption is to find a kid good parents not find them a future wife.

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>>13714446
It's Ad Hominem, you gradeschool dropout.

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>>13714430
We're discussing something vitally important to succubi, not applying physics or reality. The guy asked, scold him

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>>13714420
Suddenly reminded of a Morrigan doujin. A random human saves her from a demon attack and brings her to his place to recuperate. After learning that the attack left him fatally wounded, she offers to have sex with him and absorb his spirit into her, sparing him from his wounds and allowing him to live on as a part of her.

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>>13714446
>don't like what I don't like

Says the guy talking about killing MGs and how horrible they are in a thread intended for discussion how great they are

Do you really lack even basic levels of social interaction skills or self-awareness?

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>>13714416
This is bait.

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>>13714456
Well, better than the alternative, I guess. Do they have weird metaphysical soul sex?

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>>13714452
>Goes there to complain about m-muh equal rights!

No, that's a misrepresentation of his opponent's position, you dingus.

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>>13714459
>For how great they are

Afraid not. You can like some and hate some, if you don't like that don't participate. Easy peasy. But, this is 4chan.

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>>13714464
No. He was fudging up YOUR image through association, not your argument, you mongoloid.

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>>13714459
>thread intended for discussion how great they are
Nowhere does it say these threads are solely dedicated to talking about how "great" MG are.

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>>13714432
>m-muh equal rights
>>Perfect rebuttal.

Lol, these monster fags. Silly anon for think your rights are important. We should all just lay down and accept out place as fucktoys.

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>>13714459
>Says the guy talking about killing MGs
Do you always go around assuming, or does it come out naturally?

Maybe you shouldn't be the one to talk about self-awareness.

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>>13714462
Pretty straight up physical sex until all that's left of him is a dried out husk of a corpse.

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>>13714469
Absolute nonsense, the intend was clear from the get-go, you halfwit.

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>>13714459
If you want unconditional love for all the girls, go to MGR. We are free men here.

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>>13714459
Do you have any idea what the word discussion means?

If you want a circlejerk go hang out on reddit.

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>>13714468
>>13714470
I'm awful at editing, just pretend this is about monstergirls.

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>>13714474
>these monster fags
Anon...

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>>13714456
No thank you.

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>>13714487
>Nonsense
Are you daft? He was clearly associating you with Westboro Shitfest Church, not your argument, or do you lack reading comprehension?

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>>13714474
We're all monster fags. Not sure why we all have to be fucktoys though, that I will agree with.

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>>13714444
Of course. She knew this was coming.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fly in a bounty hunter team consisting of a clumsy, dere dere frog girl, a super serious kitsune, a veteran, ara ara wererabbit, and a harpy with a chip on her shoulder

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>>13714495
>>13714502
Meant to convey the whole blind worship some of these idiots have for the ground their waifus walk on.

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>>13714499
Are you always this retarded, or do you not realize that I'm not talking about the WBC remark?

BTW, are we being serious? Cause I wasn't.

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>>13714492
>Not sucking monstergirl Clit all the time means you hate them

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>>13714513
I certainly was at first, but then decided to have a little fun, you fucking preschool dropout.

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>>13714509
That's what I got from that, yeah.

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>>13714508
>wanting the frog girl at all

What are you doing, Anon

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>>13714502
It's a technique similar to cultural jamming. Pretending to be the opposition and then presenting a caricature of their position. For example, arguing against "MGs only rape for food" means all men should be fucktoys.

Also note the language deliberately intended to be inflammatory, e.g., "monster fags", "fucktoy", etc.

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>>13714521
Very well, you shall meet your fate at dawn.

Bring your gun and your fancy pocket watch.

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>>13714521
I tried to have fun.

It's a shame you're witty as you are bright.

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>>13713703
I HATES MEECES TO PIECES

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>>13714517
When did I imply that? It just seems really dumb to go into a thread about monstergirls and constantly complain about how shit they are.

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>>13714535
What's wrong, couldn't have any fun, Mr. "I got last place in the special olympics"?

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>>13714542
maybe they should be less shit then ever thought of that smarty pants?

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>>13714526
She's an integral part of the team.
How else would I get to use the land master?

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>>13714451
One thing does not exclude the other.

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>>13714531
Hm, that's certainly an interesting subject.

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>>13714292
Thanks for the update.

Also, is Hunter a one shot, or do you have any plans writing more?

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>>13714548
If you going to bitch about how shit they are all the time, then why are you even here?

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>>13714531
>caricature
Implying it's not accurate.

If your idea of a loving wife is the first monster that drags you into its home/cave/hole in the ground and imprints after she fucks you, be my guest.

ANd if I have to look at another fucking cake captch I'm gunna lose it.

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How inhuman are you willing to go with your monster girls?

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The entire debate has shifted out of its original context.

It was originally:

>Ushi's are cool
>I fucking hate Ushis and think they should die
>Ushi's rape to love you
>Rapists don't love you
>MGs are rapists, ergo MGs can't love
>MGs can't love? Why are you even here?
>Liking all MGs makes you a doormat!

And here we are, totally removed from the original debate. Let's just drop it, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Kakuen triplets. Who when I ask who ate the bananas in the fruit drawer of the fridge, One says she didn't see anything, one says she didn't hear anything and one just sits there and is completely silent.

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>>13714557
What are you even implying? That we can only be here if we don't say anything "bad"?

I didn't realize I was on tumblr.

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>>13714560
The spookiest of spookies. I want to make a scary abomination feel like a cute human girl.

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>>13714546
I kept waiting to read something clever and then lost hope.

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>>13714492
The /pol/ version of this is way better.

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>>13714560
About this inhuman. Abominations are nice if they don't go too far.

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>>13714562
Sorry. Got to talk about something while waiting for the Wendigo translation.

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>>13714567
>and one just sits there and is completely silent
While munching the last banana.

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>Your first day in MGC
>A Matango is already threatening to impale your anus with her fungal growth from Hell, with several Funguys pinning you to the ground
>You could handle being raped by a normal MG, but to be anally ravished by something so horrible and in such a demeaning manner is threatening to break you
>"Freeze."
>It's a Gynoid Manticore, her tail's bulb having been replaced by what looks like an automated gun barrel instead of opening to a tailpussy
>The Matango smiles and jokes about how the cop can't touch her because she's a protected species
>"Wrong words. Creep."
>Three shots and grey spongy fungus is spraying all over you, you're horrified as the Manticore kills every last Funguy and Matango spawn with extreme prejudice
>Try to thank her
>She just looks at you with blank, unfeeling eyes behind a red LED visor
>"Sir, you have suffered an emotional trauma. I have notified the closest rape trauma center. Have a good day."

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>>13714571
As was I, but just like your mother, I'm disappointed in you.

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>>13714542
You're basically saying it's bad to complain about their bad points, and your pic paints dissenters as indiscrininate turbo haters when that's not the case. Who here hates holsts, or weresheep, or sea bishops? But if something like getting your soul eaten worrying folks, or canon ushis being hated upsets you, sounds to me like a you problem.

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>>13714567
And of course, all of the adorable little shits are grinning at you so you can't tell which one did, or if it was ALL of them. You can't even see the quiet one's mouth behind her hands, but you know that smirk is there.

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>>13714562
Some of us just want MGs that display a bit more humanity than our family dog. It would nice to believe that they can actually think for themselves, understand empathy, and show a little fucking decency to the humans around them.

But it's k, twue luv at first rape.

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>>13714562
Well, I can't have "rights", because if I do I apparently hate MGs.
And If I take my rights I'm an egdy gary stu.

So what do you people want from me?

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>>13714557
Because we can, and saying '"YOU bitch all the time" is also wrong, since different people like and dislike different girls. Also >>13714569

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>>13714584
I think we can sum this all up with the phrase "take it like a man"

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>>13714562
In debate club, they called shifting the entire debate to a semi- or completely irrelevant topic (relative to the original topic) simply as "squirreling." It's usually an automatic win for the side that pulls it off, because it means that side has managed to take control of the entire discussion topic.

It's also a fantastic trolling technique, since by changing the topic you can keep an argument running forever and ever, especially if you can shift the topic more than once.

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>>13714569
>>13714579
>>13714585
My point is that you can not like certain types of monstergirls or the way they do things, but you should at least try to like them. Saying "I don't like X Monster" Is fine, but going "Ugh monsters a shit race war now!" Or butting in on conversations to enlighten people on how awful those big mean old monstergirls are, like every time someone mentions amazons. It doesn't add to the discussion at all, it's just annoying.

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I want Donkey Kong to shake his head and continue his rampage to reclaim his banana hoard when Druella tries to placate him with a Kakuen peace offering!

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>>13714581
God it's like that one riddle where you have to find out which one is lying.

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>>13714586
So it's just like real life.

Yay...

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>>13714584
>So what do you people want from me?
To fuck off for a start.

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>>13714560
Something like the abominations Harblador has written about. I have to say though, the thought of some massive cosmic horror that loves me and waited eons for my birth is real appealing.

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>>13714594
And if I don't?

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>>13714584
Get a trip so we can start filtering you.

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>>13714588
You're right in regards to using a certain monster as an example representative of the whole monster race.

Unfortunately that's not what's bveing complained about. Initially yes, but now we're discussing parallels found in MGE

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>>13714588
>you should at least try to like them
There's really no need, and at the end of the day you're not going to like what you don't like.

>butting in on conversations to enlighten people on how awful those big mean old monstergirls are
This, this is the real issue. As always, it's not only "Stop not liking what I like" but also "Stop liking what I don't like." The two play into each other and we end up chasing our own tails.

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>>13714589
Kakuen Kong will be more than a match for Donkey Kong.

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>>13714594
>>13714598
>>13714599

>Continuing an argument when it has reached the point where is now has literally zero relevance to monstergirls.

Both of you stop whining because hurt feeling, and shitting up the thread in the process.

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>>13714599
Here's your reply, don't spend it all at once.

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>>13714596

Isn't Harblador the only person to tackle Eldritch Abominations and not be hated for it?

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>>13714596
>the thought of some massive cosmic horror that loves me and waited eons for my birth is real appealing
Is that what Harblador's story is about?

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>>13714604
Because the guys advocating that we shouldn't have any rights aren't at fault at all.

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>>13714589
All he has to do is refuse to give druella the famous dong and she will break down and give his hoard back.

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>>13714617
You guys stopped arguing about rights a few posts ago. If you want to talk about rights, and not,

>Go away
>You going to make me?
>Tripfag so I can ignore you

Like I said, it's got to the point you two have stopped talking about MGs completely and are just wailing on each other personally. It's just shitting up the thread now.

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>>13714587
Do you not read?
This goes from Ushi rape-train to some idiot posting "we should just learn to like it."

Does it surprise anyone at all that the conversation moved where it did? It's completely relevant.

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>>13714588
So " don't say shouldn't like thing/try to like thing you don't like."

How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

Post yuki-onna. I want to fill out a folder.

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>>13714635
There's a board for that.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at the yeti, anons. LOOK AT IT.

Good. Feeling better now?

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>>13714635
Looks cold.

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>>13714609
Maybe? There was always talk of one other abomination writer, but I can't remember his name.

>>13714616
No, not that I know of. I talked about this a while back and someone mentioned Spaceworm being similar to that, but not exactly right. I haven't read it myself, since it's broken up into too many parts to bother at the moment.

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>>13714638
I want to get into a cuddle contest with a Yeti.

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>>13714617
We should just ignore those fags, Femdom doesn't even begin to cover them.

>inb4 be trying to start shit

I'm saying those guys aren't femdomfags, they're just assholes who get pI say when someone doesn't want to be a footstool to every MG.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think of innocent MGs? The kind that have no interest in aggressively trying to charm you or rape you?

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>>13714648
*who get pissy

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>>13714596

>Here I thought Lovecraft had it right with you all being nothing more than detached cosmic horrors that would shatter my mind

Ufufu...

>What's so funny?

You are, little gnat.

>How so? I mean, I'm still trying to figure out how things are supposed to work between us.

Think of the universe as a chess board, on which a game has been played for hundreds of thousands of years.

>And?

You're just now playing the game. How many pawns do you think I had to sacrifice in order to get my King? Mm? Do you remember every sandwich you've eaten in your life, every fly you've swatted?

>You don't mean...

Oh but I do, little man. You were the final piece to the game, and now you're here. In my hands and oh-so-easily manipulated into my whims. I believe this is what you humans call "Checkmate".

God i'm fucking bored.

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>>13714649
They're the kind I like best.

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>>13714635
I've got a Yuki-Onna that's filled out nicely, will that do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
They are okay, I guess..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
Not my favourite since the strong sexuality side of things was why I got into monster girls in the first place but they're still nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714627
*Don't say you don't like thing/try to like what you don't like

Again, no.

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>>13714649
Speaking of, what MGEs are there that are passively innocent like that? The kind that don't go husband hunting on their own.

The only ones that come to mind are Alice, Dormouse, and Hinezumi. But I'm sure I'm missing some.

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>>13714649
Only a good thing if they're loli. Otherwise quietly seductive is nice. I mean, the more aggressive women are a decent part of why I'm here.

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>>13714658
I want to suck ice-cream from his breasts.

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>>13714648
Honestly not trying to start shit, but femdom and whatever you want to call KC's MGE are not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
Well if it's pic-related, I'd visit her shrine and make a donation, then maybe compliment her on her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714667
>Hinezumi
Same as a salamander, they do go out to find men, only their husband hunting takes the form of combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
They're pretty meh to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714671
>>13714671

>You will never suck soft serve ice cream from a Yuki-Onna's teats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714671
>His

TU QUE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714638
Its just a picture I dont feel anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714671
this needs to be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714671
mmm soft serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
Best kind. Why would the lack of rape and really good sex be exclusive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714658
SOFT/10
Would snuggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714680
Feels bad.
>>13714682
Just a typo.
>>13714684
It totally does. Especially since it's so fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714653
>Manipulating the universe for such a long time to ensure the birth of the one she'll love forever
Yes. This is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714687
He said innocent, not chaste. They don't try to charm you, but that doesn't mean they aren't receptive to advances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714683
You need help, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
It's best when a monster that usually has the rapest/aggressive charmer personality is pure and innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714686
I wonder if she has different flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714692

I do that sometimes when not shitposting so hard that the entirity of Nebraska could use it as compost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
I don't like betas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714695
I realize that. Please read my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714697
All of my this.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you can be sexually dominated without being raped.

You can still have your hellhounds and manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
I prefere them to the freakish rapists, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714699
It might be hard to find the illusive chocolate Yuki-Onna.

But she could be found as an employee at your local ice cream place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
They're all right, I don't mind an assertive or honest girl either, it's the "you're coming with me and there's nothing you can do about it" and how aggressive they are about it that does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714646
Everyone wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714712
Who is this meant to be for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
I prefer aggresive girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714722
Probably the passive aggressive statements like >>13714714

Both of you sides don't start. We're finally having a nice discussion. Plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714697
How does that work exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna pet the Puppy Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714729
>passive aggressive
Yes, everyone is out to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714646
I want to cuddle-wrestle a Yeti, to prove my cuddle dominance. Grabbing great handfuls of her snuggle lumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714722
A general statement for anyone who confuses rape with dominance, assertiveness, or lust.

>>13714729
Exactly. Or
>>13714720
I don't think that was aggressive, I was just pointing out you can still have that without rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714729
We were having a nice discussion about the bad points of some MGs before the hugbox defense force got mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714732
The puppy girl wants to be petted by you! Yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714745
And here. we. go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714655
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714744
Yes mate, we know the difference, that's why we used the word "rape".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714751
Do you get a certain kick out of responding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714732
You'll get burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714731
Through great effort and self control

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714744
>Plainly state an opinion
>you're being passive aggressive

8/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714745
>Responds with passive aggressive statement to statement asking people not to be passive aggressive.

This is obvious bait, if you respond to it you're an idiot or another troll. So please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714751
>hurr here we go

We know, you don't need to say it.

There is always one faggot who needs to state the obvious, is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714760
An option would be, "I like X".
A passive-aggressive statement would be, "I like X. Because Y is inherently shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714766
You do realize that some idiot is probably playing both sides right? Ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714766
not funny 5/10

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder to give your maid a headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714746
I want to pet a chubby corgi girl puppy's belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714649
I want to friendzone them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714759
No, I mean, how does she rape? Does she corner the guy in a locked room and show him her bits? Does she mount him while satysfiying herself and tempt him to touch her? Does she make herself vulnerable and try to get assaulted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714770
It wasn't meant to be funny, so I guess all is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
Always.
Along with her contractually obligated glass of milk and cupcake/muffin of her choosing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714773
A British, shortstack Corgi Girl who stands no taller than 4 feet and has a very loud 'WAN!'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
>Not posting educational poster on heatpatting levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714760
I'm >>13714720, nothing passive aggressive about that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
What kind of monster needs a reminder for that?

>>13714773
You are now imagining the queen's collection of corgi friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714756
I can say with all honesty I hope you eventually get what you ask for.

I wouldn't hold my breath for it to be an MG though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714782
Yus

>>13714785
And they'd be her best friends.
Marrying them is like entering the royal family

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714784
Meant for >>13714768

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714793
>She walks with you two school, her tail wagging.
>Eventually her short legs get tired, so you give her a piggy back the rest of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714775
She doesn't rape though, that's the point. She is innocent despite being one of the rape monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714787
Boy, did I hit a nerve?

My deepest apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714805
So a moeblob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
Happily, along with the occasional dance and tender loving kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714761
Except it's simple fact, not not a barb.

>Guys, I don't like soul eating succubutts or ushi oni
>Me either
>Why are you in the monstergirl thread? Get a trip so we can filter you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714802
I want a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714805
Oooooh.

[Anonymous No.]

Proactive dating where you're suddenly asked to go out on on a date with a monster girl you don't know as you go about your day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714796
>freakish rapist

Given we immediately finished a huge argument partly involving rape and love, it is particularly passive-aggressive to suggest the opposing side is "freakish". Either you have very little social awareness and are an idiot, or it was intentional and meant to inflame.

>>13714812
Google the term weasel worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714813
Corgi-chan is small! But she's good at short-distance sprinting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
Daily reminder that you shouldn't have carnal relationships with domestic servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714816
I want my oomukade girlfriend's father to force me to marry her at gunpoint!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714802
>Piggyback ride
>Not sweeping her up in a Princess carry

Come on man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
Why can't she forcefully headpat me? Maybe I need headpats once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714824
Figures, those stink bugs couldn't catch themselves a hubby otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714809
>moeblob

So if something is innocent they are aromatically a boring moeblob? Are they synonyms now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714823
>not being the CEO of maid fucking
You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714829
I miss secretly lewd/yandere kiki greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714820
I'm not the one who said that, though ushi oni are freakish. NOW you can accuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714836
>fucking the household help
Right back at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714827
T-That would be lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714834
Apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

You're all shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714842
>implying she isn't promoted to house wife

Why do you insist on being a pleb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714836
If you're the kind of person who can hire a maid, then you're clearly above them. The grubby little bird cleans, and the human wife gets fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714849

That's nice Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714849
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714849
Dieeee a loooonely deaaaaath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714820
>Google

I did, and all I did was plainly state what happened, so I don't know you're on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714838
See, in this case one can legitimately argue you hate MGs. Because you're deliberately trying to inflame another argument to run the entire MG thread into the ground for another half-hour.

I mean, we weren't even discussing Ushi-Onis so it's not like it's even relevant. It's just inflaming another shitstorm for it's own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck kikis, maybe some of us don't want to be dominant businessman. I don't like kikis trying to make you that. I'll gladly trade my kiki in for an alp maid. At least she doesn't try and change me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714855
>human wife
Yeah, like I'd fall for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714853
>Marrying some common maid.
Why do you insist on stooping below pleb status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
I want to receive headpats though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714855
So now you're telling me you'd make your poor human wife stoop to cleaning your dick? Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714863
>caring about your waifus social class
I won't dignify this with an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714864
Mutual headpats.
69ing headpats.
Headpatting each others' heads with your own heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714829
No person, monster or otherwise, should have to go through life without headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714860
No, he called ushis freakish. He said nothing about the rest of the MGs. His ulterior motive could be derailing the thread, but even that doesn't necessarily mean he hates MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
>>13714864
Then make a deal with her, you get one headpat for every two she gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>NTRing your wife with the maid
I hope you people don't do this, unless the maid is also your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714866
You just did.

>not caring for the social class of your waifu
>wanting your daughterus to become grubby maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714872
Never got one in my life, and I'm doing well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714861
The Kiki being a drill sergeant thing is mostly /mgt/ threadcanon.

They do try to improve you, but not by force. The entry puts it in a way where they're more like a caring parent that wants to see you do better, by asking you nicely, but won't force you. Not much different than a concerned mother, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714866
Her social class isn't the problem, the real question is why she would be interested in someone as worthless as you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki maids are to be seen, not heard.

Unless they have a nice singing voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714865
Yes. I would sexually pleasure my wife and get her pregnant with human children. If that lustful beast tries anything, she'll get fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714860
>I don't like this MG
>You're trying to star a shitstorm!

So I have to like every MG? I can't dissent? This ain't Nazi germani, but . feel I'm talking to a wall so I'll end it with "I'll hate whatever MG I want to hate and if you can't handle that,door's right there."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714872

My name is Anonymous and I regret to inform you that I have lived my life so far without a single (1) headpat. I yearn everyday for when I will liberated from an existence without headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714878
>implying and assuming
You're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714882
Me thinks you're projecting a bit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714870
>>13714875
But my waifu is not the type of girl that wants headpats. She prefers to give me all the headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714879
>>13714888
I'm here to tell you that getting a headpat from a girl is probably the greatest feeling on the planet.
That face dogs make when they get all dopey when people pet them? There's a reason for that: it's fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714885
>not wanting to hear your Kiki squeal in orgasmic ecstasy as you prove to her time and time again that you are the CEO of maid fucking.

Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714889
>You're not even trying.
Unlike those gold digger maids, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714876
The guy can pretend he has a wife for kinky roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714872
But I don't want headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714898
You're lying. I refuse to believe that there are girls that give out head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714870
Anon this is a Christian image board I will not have you posting such lewd content!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714887
It's more like,
>I don't like Sandra in accounting
vs
>Sanda? That freak in who works accounting?

It's basic social etiquette and being a decent person. You're sitting shit un-necessarily, not just stating you don't like Ushi.

You can scream, "nazi germany" and "fascist managment!" all you want when security drags you out the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714872
I more of a head scratch kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714901
Oh, unlike those human women, who could care less about money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714879
>I'm doing well
Hang on a second. You're posting in a thread about boning inhuman women here, it's a little hard to say you're COMPLETELY alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always appreciate your maid and listen to her orders.
you don't want her to get the bolt cutters again and lose your other tendons do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714876
She's my wife, my maid, my bodyguard, my finances counselor, my therapist, my teacher, my mercenary for hire and my local sect's leader

She also is my traveling agent from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there bodyguard Kikis that have a blade in their broom? How would one apply for a bodyguard Kiki? What percentage of blade in broom Kikis would be yan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714916
Nobody's perfect, but all things considered...

Could be a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714843
Please, it my pleasure to carry her when she gays tired.
I may even plant a kiss on her forehead before I set her down again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714919
Someone wake up in a bad mood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714919
Maybe you should check with the maid center, see if they do refunds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714907
No, but they exist though. I wash my hair quite frequently, so it's soft and fluffy, which was why she liked playing with it.
Too bad I don't really see them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714919
I want to outdom the dom Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714915
Compared to the maid who wants you for your money, a way to climb the social ladder and as a tool for fulfilling her fetish fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714910
>You have to hate nicely
What.
>You're sitting shit un
WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713895

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714944
>a way to climb the social ladder
>implying human women don't also do that.
Somebody has never heard of hypergamy, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714919
>Hiring maids to do chores for you
>Not being a man and doing them all yourself
Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714948
Why are paladins girls so mean? Mamono just want nice husbands, and all the human girls laugh in their face ans steal the men away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714948
Pretty sure that was posted yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714956
>Steal

What species are men again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714949
I'm glad you finally see that monster maids are gold digging human girl tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714956
>Human girls
>Stealing men away
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714956
>Steal
The irony.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best Onee-san?

What is the best Imouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714958
And so was a bunch of other shit. Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714945
*stirring

You're right though, the thread is so much better than half the posts are just shitposting and arguments. You're totally right so I'll just stop arguing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714948
I want a tsundere paladin girl to be paired with me as a part of the "operation boymaker" planned by the order!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714965
Kraken
Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714968
If you're going to shitpost, you could put a little effort into it so the rest of us don't look bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714965
>Onee-san
Hellhound.

>Imouto
Heckhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714961
>they take no money
>they clean your shit without nagging
>you can molest them
>and thanks to them, you can realize your full potential

Not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714959
>>13714964
Those men deserve to have nice monsters wives that love them, not mean human jerks that only want to to continue the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714950
That would be the quickest path to a complete mental breakdown for the Kiki...or possibly the hottest kiki sex imaginable.

Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714956
I want to turn a human girl into a monstergirl and then take responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714976
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714981
It saddens me that you're probably serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714982
>Not needing a kikimora to do things for you and being responsible makes them go crazy
Okay, now they're going too far with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714981
>Humans are all bad
>Monsters are all good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714990
Gee, I wonder why most people are in favor of monstergirls in a thread where I get the impression people don't actually like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714981
Obviously they just want to save us form ourselves.

Show us the light.

Role models.

Snrk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714977
>Heckhound.
oh d*ng those are the most hardcore around.

I heard a heckhound really liked a guy who worked as cashier so she purposely touched his hand when paying for her groceries then giggled the entire way home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714981
>being this black and white
>Being this stereotypical

You're gonna hurt a lot of nice human girls and get tricked by mean monsters anon.
>>13714998
Can't people like both? And if the greatest monster is man, doesn't that mean human girls are monster girls?

Wait...this means we're monster boys...oh my god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715002
That little deviant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714990
I am. Human women are the root of all evil. Do you know why we have Stalin and Himmler and serial killers and terrorists? Because a woman gave birth to them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be played around with by Wurmzilla and Kakuen Kong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714950
>>13714982

I did a 6 month stint in south korea for work with a furnished apartment and cleaning service:

I couldn't handle just leaving everything gross for the cleaning lady, so every tuesday and thursday night that apartment ended up damn near spotless before they came in the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715004
Well, we ARE the males of their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715008
Can't argue with that logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715004
ABORT! ABORT!

>>13715008
Okay, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715002
kek but also d'awww

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714979
>they take no money
Fishy as fuck.

>they clean your shit without nagging
They nag you whenever you don't live up to the image of their highly idealized partner, before, during or after cleaning your shit.

>you can molest them
>molesting the housekeeper

>and thanks to them, you can realize your full potential
Or you could realize that potential without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714992
An honest stretch, I'll admit. I was just wondering what would happen if you take someone as diligent and dutiful as her, and take away her chance to be dutiful and diligent.

Wouldn't stop me from helping her clean, though. I'd hate to have her handle the whole workload.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715013
Well no. Since they can't give birth the males, that makes them parasites, not members of our species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714971
Good! Stay the course and stay strong on the mind, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715018
>They take money, they're gold diggers
>They don't take money, they're suspicious

Just say it: You don't like them. But don't make up shit to justify or rationalize it so it seems like you have a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715013
We're no more the males of their species than a host cell is the mate of a virus.

Incubi are the males of their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714965
Onee-san: Jabberwock

Imouto: Baphomet

At least for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715021
What if I was already diligent and dutiful enough to clean after myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715010
>They fight over who gets to hold you
>Turns into a downtown-destroying rampage
Good job genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715018
You're reaching pretty hard, is there a reason for that?

Did you daddy marry a kiki after mommy left you or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715013
>>13715015
So...if we say human girls are bad...monstrous even...that means monster boys are canon.

Guys we gotta stop talking shit about human girls, lest monster boys become canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715021
I don't think it's a stretch, I know people who get super antsy and hyper if they're not doing something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715039
Are we roleplaying now? Can I be part of the raid?

[Anonymous No.]

A few more monster girls from Regura along with the busty mantis from last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715045
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715046
forgot the link
http://imgur.com/a/03X6l#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715045
>tfw you will never be in an MG guild

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714965
Yeti onee-san for plenty of hugs and lap pillows.

Harpy imouto that asks for help to clean her feathers and is still learning how to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715027
Man, you're way too defensive about your maid fucking. That's no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715042
No, we all must incubize to saveus from becoming monsterboys.

I will never stop shit talking, it's my drug and I don't want to be clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715045
Needs more dots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715049
>that shark girl

Would mate with, and I'm not one for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715032
Then you'd very much likely have a very happy kiki on your hands. One that could grind your hips to dust in ways that would impress an Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715057
dots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715010
>Mothmanthra will never be too timid to ask them if she can join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715042
They already are. We only pretend incubi aren't monsterboys as to not offend the more spergy people among us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715031
Jabber-sans are the best. But would you give her cunnilingus while she plays video games like a good otouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715065
But I didn't even hire a Kikimora in the first place where did she even come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715068
>We only pretend incubi aren't monsterboys as to not offend the more spergy people among us
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715050
>tfw, you'll never smite a MG.

Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715066
I think it was this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yKqKg6DfTY

That's an old one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715073
No, cuz that's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715075
Yes, even KC knew this, hence "Incubi".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715073
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715073
You would have to give me a reason to not shove my face there all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715073
No, I'm gonna hang out with my vanilla dragon gf, and she can't stop me.

Also, she smells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715080
I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715073
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715084
No monster features, look like normal humans confirmed recently by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people who want sisters
>Not wanting to be an only child

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715082
You're a bad otouto.

>>13715085
You're a good otouto.

>>13715086
You're the best otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715094
Of course, no one could get mad at a "hypothetical change". KC does a lot of dumb shit, but this one is smart as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715089
S-Smelly neet monster girls are hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715092
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715096
>Not wanting 2D type sisters.
Don't be this fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715102
>S-Smelly neet
I mean, if it's during sex, I agree.

During the day, I would prefer a little more hygiene...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715096
Sisters are the best. Older or younger, they are all precious treasures.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have violent battle sex with an ogre. I want to power bomb her and stick it in while she's on her back and drill into her savagely. I want her to kick me clear accross the room and into the wall before she mounts me and bucks her hips against me as if She really does want to break my pelvis! I want to headbutt her off of me and hit her with a chair and bend her over the table while pulling on her hair and pumping her full of milk. I want her to bite into my shoulder hard enough to draw blood, then slam her against the table whilst she legs lock me, still biting. I want to bite her back until neither can take it anymore and we break off, and We alternate between fighting and fucking. Then, I want up to spend the night in bed, opposite of each other and treat our wounds before going to sleep while holding each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715108
>violent battle sex
Strangely enough, I approve of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715092
Jabberwocks aren't my thing, but goddamn it I love onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715073
Why wouldn't you ever want your face not to be buried in that lap or her plush tanned rump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715049
Sharks a slut, huh. Well, the other stuff looks pretty good.

>>13715073
You bet I would. I don't even like dragons, and it'd be pretty hard to not want to, as long as she was willing to perform oral for me while I played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715108
It's like the Ogre and the dude had the resilience of Dragonball characters.

I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715120
Well, at some point I'd want myhead buried in her brown wocks or her nape, and on occasion her lips. It can't be all pussy and ass all the time, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715049
I don't like her being gangbanged, but the rest looks fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715128
>It can be pussy and ass all the time

Yes! There's tits and legs and handjobs to be had!

But seriously

Hysterrical laughing Deruella.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715136
>Not liking gangbangs

Bah.

>but doppelganger potions

It's hotter if she doesn't even know hoe many and whose dicks she's had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715145
>Hysterrical laughing Deruella.jpg
Wouldn't she want you to enjoy every part of the waifu's body though? I mean, it's not like P&A aren't important, but there's other stuff to love there. Like, for example, the back of her throat. Furiously.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fold my waifu like an origami paper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715155
Day 1: Her bones are surprisingly inflexible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715154
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715073
>Those bags
She needs to go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715155
I want to twist my waifu like coil pot and then hide in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715136
I did consider not posting that one but I figured people wouldn't have as much of an issue with that one as they would with the two that I did not include

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715174
>She needs to go to sleep.
No. I meant it when I said she wasn't getting any sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never work as an assistant to a debt collector monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715183
I would work for a hobgoblin debt collector

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715176
Which were?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715155
I want to massage my waifu until she's a puddle of pleasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715189
Someone's gotta stop her from accepting candy coins as payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715176
There will always be people to have an issue with such things. Like me, I don't care for it in the least, but I'm not enough of a faggot to put others down for liking things I think are shit. Well, mostly.There are a few exceptions, but sluts aren't really one of them as long as it isn't full NTR. Still, as long as it wasn't futa or yuri or something, you should post it. Probably.

>>13715183
Good, I can live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715195
What if she's already a puddle of pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714589
I forgot who drew that, was it crayonfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715196
>you will never acquire hobgoblin maids and pay them in chocolate coins

Killjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715200
Then you've got to massage her until she evapourates into a cloud of pleasure. Massage her so deeply her intermolecular forces starts falling apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715209
Well, in that situation dick would probably be an acceptable form of payment. You can cover it in chocolate first if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715212
Wouldn't that cause an atomic orgasm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715183
But anon, what if they won't pay debts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715155
Who is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715220
Than pay with your blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714994

Kosm pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715194
Yuri and a picture that had a monster girl lusting after a monster boy

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your monster waifu now has a pot belly! What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have a shiny Goblin yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
poke the belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715226
Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715219
Yes. She'll literally be so relaxed she's just a bunch of particles floating in the air, each one experiencing maximum pleasure because mamanoblawhamo.
Then when she orgasms, she'll collapse in on herself and trigger a chain reaction of nuclear explosions that cause people to orgasm.
It's basically Third Impact, but with explosions and sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
I'm going to call Hans and Franz and together we're going to pump... her up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715220

A Lannister always pays His debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
We're doing cardio until she's a more comfortable level of healthy. I'm thinking intercrural is a good place to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715195
>>13715200
>>13715212
>>13715219
>>13715247
Please do not have sex with the Dark Matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
No sex until she starts to work off the fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
I would act contradictory as fuck, making fun of her for getting fat with words but physically teasing, poking and caressing her new belly just to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715246
How in the world do you fold a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715217
Not as fun as coming home with a sack, calling all the maids and making it rain chocolate coins while they squeal and scoop them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715257
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715236
That was very fucking wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
keep poking her in the stomach making the pillsbury doughboy noise until she either goes to the gym or conducts a extreme cardio sex session

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715259
No, but you can still do Easter Dick hunts, in which you scatter a bunch of plastic eggs throughout the house. Most of them will contain candy or cute words of love, but one will contain your erect penis due to portals and MAMANONO MANA. You can still have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715229
Fuck those psychic ASSHOLES. Fuck them so hard. Could you deplete them? Kill them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
Exercise with her, and peek at her puffy vulva when she does leg raises in her spats.
Sleep on her belly and rub it with my face, and feel her abs slowly develop beneath the layer of pudge over a course of weeks and weeks.

Fuck, I just want a hellhound to fawn over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715240
Yep.
http://i.imgur.com/iOMghVv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SXLAeZo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715269
You're an odd fellow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
Play with it, rest my head on it, kiss it. The fuck do I care, as long as she isn't hamplanet tier. I'll make damn sure she never gets to that point though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Horsepussies are so unsatisfied with their human husbands, just like their partners are unsatisfied with their loosey gooosey horsepussies that the Danukis do something useful for once and ENLARGE YOUR JOHNSON
>Now you can fuck your horse wife with a cock that even a Stallion would be happy to have!
>MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715270
You can't deplete the LAW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715283
Horsepussy a no bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715235
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715289
See also: Kos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
Fondle it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to remove the leaf off a Tanuki's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715283
You should not disgrace the image of a Wight with such a sub par post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715281
I don't know, with a bunch of cock-hungry oppailoli running around the house in a world chock full of magic it seems almost like a reasonable thing to do. It'd be fun, and at the very least no one gets hurt. I'm not even the first one to come up with portal fucking, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715285
I can with mods you issufrwable bastard! Really? Trying to arrest me because I grabbed a jar I quickly put back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715295
Over the line!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a naive young Tanuki and convince her that Auschwitz is a fun Summer Camp where Tanukis can have fun and meet nice human boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715304
You dare oppose the might of the Imperial Legion?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715313
>yfw that's exactly what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715283
Mamono mana enlarging your dong. Fuck your product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715297

http://i.imgur.com/oA7eFoT.png

You're no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715273
I need my greens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715314
I do more than oppose it, I will quell it!

Eject disc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715313
I want to write an entire album about a young tanuki THAT WAS BURIED ALIVE ONE EVENING 1945 WITH JUST HER SISTER AT HER SIDE AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE GUNS ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715319
Oy Vey! My Tanuki Grandmother was only 6 when she was gassed and turned into soap by the Nazis! Don't insult the memory of the 6,000,000,000,000!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715257
>Japanese Wurm folded 1000 times
>300% stronger than diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715344
Did the Nazi consist of Werewolves and Dark Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715331
I want to have extreme prejudice against the Tanuki race only for the fun police to throw me into jail while the tanuki laughs and i realize my prejudice was well-founded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715325
I want to spank her ham whilecsunging like this

http://youtu.be/NCmKShWQoCs

Skip to 0.48 if it please you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715351
*singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715348

>Nazi Werewolves
>Not shit

Oy vey look at this regular old Shekelstein with his shit taste. Such a meshugganh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
Am I seriously the only one who noticed her legs look dislocated and our of place? It's like they're not even connected to the torso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715347
Okay, but how much stronger than that does she get when you fold her a thousand times?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a milf or gilf monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715359
Yes anatomy kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
Only if she says the magic words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715363
Not much. A normal wurm is already 299.9% stronger than diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
yes!
next question!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715363
Can-break-an-astronomical-object-in-half-on-impact strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
Both are shit-tier compared to cakes, onee-sans, imoutos, aunts, and cousins.

Unless under specific circumstances that I've disclosed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715325
I'm not sure if I want to keep working at this beach resort. Every MG wants me to rub them with sun lotion and it's starting to make me feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
Until she's too worn out to ara ara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715347
So she's strong enough to not get eaten by BETA?

[Anonymous No.]

Threadly reminder that liking stupid shit like Nazi Werewolves and other assorted memes that're meant to make people flustered makes you a plebeian beyond even the worst writefaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715382
Throw a wurm into a BETA hive, and you'd probably only need to wait half an hour until the place is decorated with balloons and streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715383
Wait, Nazi werewolves was bait? I mean, it got annoying seeing herrenvolk every three posts but, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715383
>Guys! Hey guys look! I have an opinion!!
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715386
Or she's either killed or the Main BETA assumes direct control of her body.
>No particle beam to free her from her suffering and kill something that makes the world redefine GRIMDARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715382
BETA are now monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715395
Well there have been BETA girls for a while now. A few appeared in a few games from what I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715383
>muh headcanon >your headcanon

Shut up, just ignore post you don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715383
The fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715383

I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715383
My, aren't we an opinionated faggot. I'm sure all your bitching and moaning will surely change things since you can clearly speak for everyone in these threads & force people to not like things that they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715401
Hitler?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mediate between Dragon and Jinko rivals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715399
Herr Fluffenwolfen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715403
Those ears. I want to rub them

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that you faggots are fighting the wrong MGs while the true villain of them all is plotting our downfall behind the curtains. It's the Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715331
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715401
OH FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID ANTI SEMETIC BULLSHIT IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY IT'S FUCKING OFFENSIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715399
I'll never understand why .less gave her those dumb whisker things, then again he IS a MOBAfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715413
/mu/ meme music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLaFLztnL84

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715409
Ear rubs, belly rubs, & back scratches for the demon rape-cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715420
Why did someone do this.

Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715401
Please, the tanukis are just there to distract you from the real danger.
The lizardmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715422
No, Manticores don't deserve anything nice.

Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715416
#Triggered

[Anonymous No.]

What birth control method would be most popular in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715368
>Milfy kitsune comes home to find her mother hilted on a fresh young cock
>She's shocked, a woman her age should take better care of herself
>Gilf kitsune laughs at this and she's she's plenty taken care of, mocking the younger fox for her reaction, and lesser experience
>This enragss her, and she walks over, discarding her clothes before removing her mother from you and sucking on you off like a vaccum, telling her mother, mouth full of cock how her baggy pussy can't compare
>Gulf Fox rises to the challenge, starts attacking your balls
>They make you cum over and iver until their faces are drenched in your seed
>So anon, which one felt the best?
>Before you can answer, Fox loli comes in and seeing the scene stars undressing, saying how it's not fair for mama to keep her waiting while she has all the fun
>It's going to be a long night

BABY YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
>Birth Control
Nice one dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715399

She's shit and anything related to whoever created her is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
Getting them pregnant so they can't get pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715426
Manticores deserve all the nice things. Ear rubs, belly rubs, back starches and massages, paw rubs, ear petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715416
I also find it really distasteful; the whole glorification of nazi wolves and jew jokes

BUT

That's the sort of place 4chan is. I learn to live with it. It's not my place (or yours) to tell the website how it's supposed to be. If it bugs you so much, leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
>Cat
That's Horo.
>Birth control
Being pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715422
Why does life have to be so disappointing.

>>13715426
Don't me mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
inb4 falcon punch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
Anal, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715440
I wish someone made a Wolfenstein joke or two for once.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Holst be treated in the India?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
Stairs.
Vodka, except with onis and ogres.
Falcon Punching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715404
Yes.
Hitler and the tanukis teamed up for control of the world but he stabbed them in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715446
Nazi Cyborg Werewolves with tesla guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715459
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715455
>"Oy Vey, Hitler the Nazis are evil!"
>"From my point of view, the Jews are evil!"
>"Well then you are a bad goy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715447
Like saints walking among them, I'd imagine.

Doesn't India in general glorify the kind of birth defects that result in people looking like the Hindu gods? If that's true, I can imagine them vaunting a fair few different monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715445
Though you stick to anal sex, accidents happen.

[Anonymous No.]

So, my daughteru is going to reach her sexual maturity this year. Is it ok if I throw her shota childhood friend into her room and lock the room with the two of them inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715465
And then hitler was the bad boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715466
They also sanctify the home of newlyweds by having a cow shit in their house, and then couple drink something that has cow urine and feces mixed in it. Make if that what you will.

Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715471
Oh yes, she's also a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715471
Talk with his dad first.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714560
>"Tanikaze-san!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715481
Gonna need the Sunday edition for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715481
Fuck you Japan, you will not make me like roaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715481
>Disgusting, disease-carrying cockroach
Where there's one, there's a thousand more. Burn down the whole house. It's the only way to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715481
Cockroach girl? Cock-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715481
Not so fun fact. If you live with roaches and have dandruff they will attempt to eat it off your head when you sleep.

>>13715493
Gokicha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715477
>>13715471
COME SEBASTIAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
>filename
Git your shit together plebeian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715496
I hate you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

"Seduce the man you want with witty lines like 'Hey boy, I got an itch down there, care to scratch it?' Ugh, that's too vulgar for me"

"Show him your passion and lust for him by raping him? That might make him cry and hate me, so no."

"Confess your feelings to him and ask him out on a date, just like human girls do. I don't know, what if he hates me and rejects me? I would embarrassed for the rest of my life!"

"Uggghhhhh! Why are men so hard to understand?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715508
>Takes obvious bait
>"What a pleb"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715430
Magic. Just poof the baby away with a spell.

No reason for monster girls to use it, though. Most of them already have a hard time getting pregnant, specially the most powerful ones, and the other ones just pop them out like they are popcorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715529
I thought it was just that they could choose whether they became pregnant or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715513
She says whilst ignorant of the human boy standing right in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715513
What a cutie. Now if only the Gandharva got art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715538
She's too busy reading about how to get boys to notice stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715504
Who's Sebastian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715549
My dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715550
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715524
>"Ha, jokes on you! I was only pretending to be retarded!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715552
Yes i know... i understand you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715554
Not the guy who posted it, but whether you're an obvious troll, or you "only" feed an obvious troll... well, there's not much of a difference in my eyes, intellectually or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never hear your Thunder Elemental say "I am lightning, the rain transformed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715549
It was to Kenichi's dad. Sebastian is his shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715471
>You will never hear your daughteru ravage her shota childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715561
>You will never hear an Elemental make fun of you for being composed by so many elements

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715561
Das gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715564
I think the word you're looking for is ravish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715565
Fucking science nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715566
Fuck you, cyborg Raiden is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715559
>Not the guy who posted it
Oh come on you're not even trying. This is an anonymous image board silly, nice try though.

I'm not going to waste any more of the images for the thread, but I am going to encourage you to stop posting, just as I will now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715563
*a reference to

I'm not even drunk tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715565
>2015
>undergoing cellular respiration
>not being linked to a seething, nuclear elemental plane
This fucking human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715568
>You will never be rejected by a water elemental just because you're only 70% water and not 100% masterrace like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715569
I didn't say he was.

Laughing GRU.jpg

His son though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715567
Maybe he prefers the MGQ bend of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715426
You know if everyone just treated Manticores nicely, they wouldn't grow up to be sadistic man-hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715579
Wouldn't she be some parts MAMONOMANA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715579
Fine with that, fire is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715573
Ah, the old

>anyone who disagrees with me is clearly all one giant samefag, because no way anyone would disagree with ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715583
Raidens son only appeared for a few minutes in MGS4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715585
But I like me some sadistic man-hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715585
The sadism is in the blood, they can't be unshitted. How the crap you think they earned that name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715459
>>13715446

Heil Wan and Schwarzwulf and whatever the fuck that one guy is working on with the Nazis can get the fuck out with you all enabling shitty drama and an unimportant venue of characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715561
>You will never be scolded by an uppity Lightning Elemental for calling her a Thunder Elemental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715595
Alright, we'll stop liking what you hate right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715595
>enabling

Ableism!

[Anonymous No.]

I want an elemental of each element to form a singing quartet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715591
I thought you liked videogames anon.

Volgin's gay lover, Ivan's last name is RAIDENKOV, translates to son of Raiden.

The memes within the memes Jack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715592
Then bully away.
>>13715594
Their true nature will be repressed, it will probably build up, only to be unleashed after a traumatic event. Caving into their sexual predatory instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715595
I wonder who's behind this post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715609
Well fuck me, I never knew that bit of trivia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715607
Are you sure? The actinoids seem a little, err, unstable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715603

You better or else i'll get super-dee-duper fucking autistic butt mad and curse you all with the Clap.

Seriously though. Fuck that stupid black wolf Nazi and anything related to her. At least one writer had the stones to do Nazis, as asinine as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715585
Maybe not remove the sadistic man-hunter bit, but make it into something believable. Give her a bit of dere side to balance out all the tsun and sadism. Dominant in the bedroom without making the guy into a cumpump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715622
>fuck that one guy
>at least that one writer

You really gotta start using names or no one will have any idea who you're supposed to be mad at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715618
NOW YOU KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715513
Oh my precious nerd bird, I'll always love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715624
Silly Manticore, tailpussy is not a cup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715612
But I don't want to bully them. I want to put up a reasonably good fight before getting overpowered by a Manticore, or a pride of them and getting milked until I pass out from the pleasure and exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715625

I don't care to remember writefaggot names outside of Nyanon aka Mausguy aka Bun-In-The-Oven aka Plaguelord Nurglitch aka The Horned Rat aka The Almighty Asspope aka Kunte Kinte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715624
Leona is a very poor example of that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715622
>the clap

What are you 15?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715633
And yet, you care enough to keep complaining about it and ranting on the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715632
Then you my nigga, always make Monster Girls work for their rape. Especially Manticores, because it excites them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715624
I want to sell tailpussy juice in a lemonade stand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715637
I don't even know where the character is from. I just thought the image was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715612
How many times must I teach you this lesson? CAN'T. FIGHT. NATURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715647
Same here. I like to pretend this is a Manticore Frat Girl, passed out after having too many 'Tailpussy Cocktails'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715633
>bun in oven

Well fuck you too, I had forgotten that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715644
I'm glad we're of one mind on this matter. Not nearly enough appreciation for some good excercise/foreplay before the forcey fun times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715652
Not that guy, but clearly that doesn't really apply to humans because, you know, consciousness and free will and stuff.

It's why guys don't go around raping every sexy girl they see on sight. Because clearly they can fight their natures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715658
What's wrong with that? I don't get why it would make people angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715658

You can always tell it's Nyanon because he uses either A) Dormouse molasses for sleep rape or B) Mentions baking something in an oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715655
http://youtu.be/GqM_-p_wK_U

[Anonymous No.]

So 1 anon from these boards /a/, /b/, /jp/, /k/, /v/, /pol/ and /tg/ land in the monster girl world

They land as a group
what will they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715666
>mfw I actually wrote that
>People think I'm actually Nynaon and not just a lurker who likes puns.

T-thanks, anon. It's like I'm almost famous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715664
Because like everything the thread makes it was run into the ground.

>lol legonubis

Etc, Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
Get husbando'd.
Alternatively, knife fight to the death the first time the find one type of monster that's a favorite of more than one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
Do you mean for each board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715669
This is hysterical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715684
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
Same as always. Bitch about which among them is superior, and that 2D is better than 3D, even in monster girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715690
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715561
Whatever "Ms. Lightning Bolt"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715695
What a static personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715660
More like because they don't want to go to pound me in the ass prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
Starve to death.

Some of these anons are dumber than a bag of rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715595
>Not wanting to support the Fourth Wan and their goal of a canine utopia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715704
>implying I wouldn't eat your worthless carcasses if it came to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715707

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickles tens of tender monster tummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
Immediately plsit up, for starters. /a/ and /jp/ will immerse themselves in the world, but complain that the other one is weird & does things wrong. /pol/ will head for the nearest Order outpost and become their spokesman.
/tg/ becomes a wandering adventurer with a three monster party/harem and has to avoid the cotinuous rape efforts. /k/ heads for the woods with a musket & builds a cabin, maybe befriending a native. /v/ will just wander around whining about how shit everything looks while still contradictorally getting into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
/a/ - Gets husbandu'd by first Sabbath girl he sees

/b/ - People get sick of his shit and throw him into Wonderland where they'd actually enjoy being SORANDUMLOL

/jp/ - Write a non-fictional MG encyclopedia? ('cause we're always fighting about canon, etc)

/k/ - Realize there are no guns there, run off into the jungle and make a stockade/fort out of wooden spikes. Then get raped and captured by a forest MG while out hunting

/v/ - Calls everyone else's tastes (and waifus) shit, before pissing off enough of the town to get thrown in the stockade and getting raped/mindbroken by manticores and other un-waifu-able MGs.

/pol/ - No government to accuse of conspiracy, no jews to blame for all his troubles. Hears of survivalist commune of anti-society types in the forest, but it turns out to be an Amazon village and get enslaved and kept in the kitchen.

/tg/ - Lives with the Dwarves, the most superior of the fantasy races, where he enjoys endless mini-handjobs for the rest of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715714
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715714
I'M REALLY FEELING IT!

Had to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715716
>Dwarves the most superior fantasy race
Excuse me, i'm going to shit myself laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715716
>manticores and other un-waifu-able MGs
You better not be implying that about manticores. Manticores are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715716
>manticores and other un-waifu-able MGs

Your post is shit, go alp yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715699
Yeah, pretty "shocking" that she doesn't change that much

[Anonymous No.]

Who let the manticorefags back in? I thought we agreed to let them freeze to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715710
Better be careful Anon
The /ss/ may find you if you keep acting like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715725
Everyone knows Kender are the greatest fantasy race ever devised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715733

Yeah well you and your herrenvolk /ss/ bullshit can suck ma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715732
Why don't you let people discuss monstergirls they like?

[Anonymous No.]

Bugs and frogs are cute.
http://imgur.com/a/tgshd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715736
I told you bro, you just had to ignore the tanukis but you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
/k/ goes into the woods then gets raped by a pack of werewolves
/a/ and /v/ have a argument and don't notice the orc war party headed their way
get raped
/tg/ tries to get everyone to work together and heads for the nearest town or village becomes a wandering warrior goes on adventure forces /jp/ to join him
/jp/ follows /tg/ gets a place and spends all day reading scrolls underneath a blanket becomes a wizard
/pol/ joins /tg/ but when he vists the village joins the inquisition and tries to rid the world of monster girls.
/b/ just runs around like a idiot and comes across a group of orges calls everyone of them a faggot pulls his pants down then helicopters his penis as he tries to rape them does not end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715738
Seriously, I put up with morons spamming loli-everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715738
Why don't you go die a lonely semen stained death with Bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715734
If you tell me that was a joke now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715745
>loli spamming
I don't see it, so you're just being a reactionary mong
>>13715746
Bob is a faggot, and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715748
Flint? I-is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715742
Would /h/ change at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715746
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715754
Perception bias. People tend to more remember what they don't like rather than stuff they find neutral or agree with, which generally blends together.

It's like how you only clearly remember the commune to work if some asshole cuts you off dangerously, but not all the boring trips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715754
I don't like manticore, your argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's time to cull workers in some factory in a podunk small town
>You'd figure this will be like all the other times where the newbie would sympathize with the town and think it'll all be okay to stick it to the man, much to the chagrin to your boss
>It's like these backward hicks don't understand that being under this corporation would treat them better than their local merchant tyrants
>You and your partner visit the factory and talk to the locals in an attempt to get their trust
>Helping around the neighborhood with opportunities of cash from your mouth often won favors
>Just like clockwork someone tries to act like a hero for the 'unfortunates'
>When you are busy trying to keep your teeth from being kicked in
>Your partner was still conversing with everyone and apparently was going rogue
>Just when you thought it was all over and they would refuse
>It all changed
>Friends back stabbed friends
>Family betrayed one another
>Their local union was tearing itself apart
>In the middle of it all the factory was set on fire, with many of the anti corporation protesters arrested as being responsible for the damages
>When you returned to your quarter, your Sahaguin partner was smiling in bed
>You asked what did she do to turn this situation around?
>"Simple Anon, I took your advice. You always said that I should learn of people better, and now I get it. People underneath that smile are just like bulls, one red flag and they'll charge to your tune. Soon they'll accept your offers and we can leave this dump."
>"And what if someone was listening to that, like that trucker who made that little demonstration in the class I presented in?"
>"Oh I know, and the two big guys who want to have enough money to send their little girls to college know too. He'll never want to speak of us ever again. Now on to other matters, you promised me a date if our venture here was a success?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715760
commute*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715760
Or you could just read the thread? It's the OP ffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715741

I'm about as serious as a heart attack after a stroke when I say Nazi Werewolves can fuck off and go since they're a shitty meme to begin with

That and I'm mad that there's no Yuki-Onna oneesan here with me to give me soft serve sorbet from her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715748
Hey, remember when a Kender literally killed the Father of all Gods? Wasn't that just the hypest moment of all those books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715759
That's what I tell manticores while dating not shit girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715739
Frog girls are great. Especially when the artists don't forget the stubby little tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715768
>1-2 images
>spamming
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715758
I dont know much about /h/ to come up with a scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715770
>Spoiler
On that we agree.

Could always do vampire nazis
I'm sure that hasn't been done before. They want to suck pure, aryan blood!
And burn down London bridge

Or zombie nazis!
They're rising to create a new world order and snuggle you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715768
Because it cannot be a monster girl thread if we let MGs in with plump, or loli, or fit, or other types of physiques.

Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715742
/d/ is immediately alped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715781
What about Confederate vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715783
Haven't been there in eons, but I'm guessing 40% of /d/'s threads are all still variants of "futa" and "futa with X fetish too"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715783
Happiest day of their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715779
Yeah sure, keep telling that to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715786
>40%

You funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715716
>manticores and other un-waifu-able MGs
Fuck you too, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715785
Only if they growl about how I'm a dirty, Yankee city boy before I march to her cervix

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715785
Nazi fits them better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715786
>40%
at the very least. Even in the "Reverse rape" thread there are futas.
And when it's not futa, it's pegging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715792
Why would you go to /h/ when /a/ exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715801
>Why would you go to a futa board when you can go to the anime board?

I'm pretty sure I speak for most people when I say I don't get this joke, as I have never seen futa on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715801
Umm... for the fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu still love you if your mind and personality were transfered to a robot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715786
There's a lot. A few variations of vore threads too, but those aren't nearly as bad. They have distinct categories which are well-defined and few in number. Pretty much everything else is fine, but non-generals are usually more interesting.

I'd almost wish that the monstergirl threads had more discussion as an alternate to here, but I also don't want to deal with near-deviantart levels of posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715806
>/h/
>futa board
Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715809
Everyone knows in anime robots are literally identical to humans in pretty much every sense except they're eccentric and have cool metal things for ears.

So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715809
>No spirit energy
>Asking this
>AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715814
Derp. Sorry, misread that as /d/ due to all the discussion about it just before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715809
I want to be Casshern!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715809
She'd find a way to turn me into a literal sex machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715781

I'm mad because of the spoiler and the fact that I've been betrayed by too many writefaggots to invest anything in any OC in here ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715817
So monstergirls are cuck-at-death material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715809
>Engineer waifu

She'd arguably be more aroused by my new body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715822
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715823
Going by MGE? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715825

Bob and his Nazghul followers, the other purgefags. But mostly Bob and Machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715809
She would want to find a way to turn me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715823
Can't be chucked if you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715823
>cuck at death

I'm not sure you fully grasp what either death or cuckolding means. One of those two words.

[Anonymous No.]

polyamorous demi-human relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715823
Don't use buzzwords, read MGE and come back.

>>13715836
>Ahobaka
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715836
sounds neato

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715826
They can get new husbands, but people are gonna cling to the "she'll go to the afterlife/raise as undead" part of the Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715833
I think he means that you'd be easily replaceable to your waifu when you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715823
>you will never see a Salamander fight her way to Valhalla in order to drag her husbando's ass back to the world of the living
>you will see the Salamander kill the Valkyrie that dared make a move on her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715826
Yeah, purely from that the husband gets a lifespan to match their waifu when becoming an incubus. Like, dragonsluts can live for very long times with them, and undead husbandos get a free pass from death via old age all together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715823
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715841
It also says that most of them won't get new husbands, and it is hard to prove your love to a widow.

>but people are gonna cling
It sounds like you have a problem with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715607
I want to condense my raw emotions into solid form to create a dark matter and then team up with the four other elementals to complete an ancient and terrible summoning ritual!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715817
So if you brain upload an MG, they'll die eventually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715839
It's okay if you give up your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715675
One of them is alping.

Or all of them, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715742
/tg/ will wander around just for fun doesn't care about the demon lord/order conflict ends up with a salamander
/jp/ will continue to be a shut in only leaving his house when /tg/ forces him to go questing with him till one day a kikimora shows up at his house
/pol/ is promoted and becomes a Paladin
hears about Lescatie and tries to take it back while sending Druella insults accompanied by crude drawings of him beating her up. Demon lord places a bounty on /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715854
I want to give a hinezumi a cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715809
no question

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715850
My problem is newfaggots asking questions we've answered a thousand times instead of fucking off to the wiki and reading the Damn pastebin at the top of the fucking thread. That and trolls asking these very same questions hoping to star shit and people still falling for it. Yes I fucking mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715865
Hey wait a minuet, he...looks rather comfy in that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715863
What are you gonna do when she asks for some milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715865
>posts a human
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715863
but if you give a mouse a cookie
she'll want a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715836
Judging by the artist I presume you mean with faceless fat old men.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a nightmare where we were in the Monster Girl world but Monster Girls weren't there so I ended up Alping for the team and people were really nice to me and made me happy and everyone was happy and then I woke up

I'm scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715870
>>13715863
I love you guys. No alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715872
But she doesn't have the D.

>>13715870
Give her some all natural Hathor milk because it builds strong bones and breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715783
>>13715789
>/d/ gets dropped into MGE
>/d/ gets alped
>goes on a rampage
>wrestles the native monstergirls to the ground and rapes them with her spadetail
>up to, and including, manticores
>the lilim responsible for this, hoping to be a hero for providing free husbands, now has her hands on her temples muttering "not as planned" "absolutely haram" "damage control" "how do I rebound from this"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715873
>mfw i'm already the faceless fat old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715887
How are making a face if you're faceless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715873
>Not wanting a bunch of faceless pudgy monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715882
>dat moment when you find out she tapes hers down to hide the fact that they're huge by her species' standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715887
You weren't purged? Calling the cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715895
I'd teach her that her big boobies are beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715898
If faceless men are purged, would faceless monstergirls rise in their place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715894
>implying I don't want a group of faceless pudgy manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715894
I remember that manga.

tags: rape, mindbreak, urethra insertion, drugs, gangbang, syringes, condom

Gotta practice safe gangbang rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715901
My friend

>The pudgy, faceless monster girls recoiled as Anons smile grew wide, his bonds sundered as he stood.
>For they soon came to realize one thing.
>They hadn't trapped him with them, they'd trapped them with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715894
Anything faceless thing must be purged

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715894
>Faceless monstergirls aren't hated
>But faceless men are
This is so unfair. I didn't do anything wrong, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715887
>You will never work at a tattoo parlor
>You will never pierce a loli's tongue
>She'll never keep coming back for more piercings
>You will never do her nips, navel and clit
>She will never get her first ink with you
>She'll never get addicted to the needle
>You will never cover most of her skin with lewd designs
>She will never ask if she's the type of girl you like now
>She will never ask for her "final" piercing from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715901
Meh, but there's no eyes to stare lovingly into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715911
no eyes
only fleshy bits to rub together
until such time as it feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715908
Cuck them anon. Cuck them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715910
Maybe you should go the whole way and give her wheel sized gages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715907
Anything faceless*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715908
You're a rape ntr midbreak time bomb waiting to go off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715914
Yao a shit. Ugly eyes. Stupid rotten teeth. Huge ass hands, not fit for holding. Freaky freaky, not in the good way. Would not bring home to mom and pop. She's not a moped, she's segway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715908
Do faceless men count as monsterboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715924
No. They're abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715924
Why the hell would they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715916
Honestly I hate that shit. Every time I see someone with those I get the urge to fight them just to tear open their Damn earlobes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715910
>Covering the majority of your body in dumb tattoos
>Any piercings not on the ears or face
Disgusting
>>13715916
This shit's even worse. Once those go in, you pretty much can't ever take them out without your ears looking like stretched-out taffy. Not to mention they look dumb as hell. The only other people that do that are third-world jungle tribes, and at least they have an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715929
What shithole do you live in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715933
What's the matter farmer Brown, get lost on the way to the churning contest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715906
Bring out the Depravity Fruits and Raging Mushrooms, Manticore tailpussies and asspussies will be overflowing tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715918
Lies! I'm not a evil man! I have a job as a construction worker and pay my bills like any other normal person! Sure, I'm lonely all the time but I don't go NTRing people around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715934
That doesn't matter. What does matter is all these white guys modding their bodies as if they were born in the Bush and were named Ubuntu or some other Ooga booga name like that. It's irritating.

And fuck guys with "tribal" tattoos too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715481
>google gochika
>Nothing but heart-aches
>probably Doesn't a good end
Cockroach girls only prove that japan can add to my suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714771
>>13714783
better make one of those brochures: "Tips To Having a Healthy Master-Kikimora Relationship"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715950
can we get an 'energy level reaching critical low?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715937
>The room is a mess, the furniture stained, the wallpapers ripped, and one lamp giving light after having been placed in a very sensitive spot of a faceless blue dragon girl
>All the pudgy, faceless MGs are asleep, their orififaces oozing white, and bellies distended from the "spirit" anon forced into them.
>Anon left clean, refreshed, and happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715939
Damnit. Now I want an orc bro style manga of faceless old fat man being chased by slutty married women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715950
Holy fuck, that's adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715936
I have no problem with tattoos or piercings in reasonable quantities/locations. But large tattoos or huge amounts of them look unattractive, not to mention they're going to look worse as they age. And I'm fine with certain piercings (most ear piercings, nose studs, eyebrow, tongue). The other ones just look stupid and, again, aren't going to look good when you're an adult.

And massive gauges are just bad ideas. Up to a certain size they can look good, but once you start to be able to fit a quarter through them, it's getting too big. And unlike the other ones, there's no hiding them because your ears won't close back up from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715950
MEIN. HEART. You make me very happy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a farmer who supplies several states with milk from his mega-holsts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715937
>With every fruit ingested the manticores fell one by one. Their bellies filled to the brim with his manhood that oozed out of their sex like prized honey.
>Contented sighs and lazy lust filled the air thick with the musk of man
>The Manticores who were still conscious crawled the floor, licking every last drop of cum near them, greedily sucking the virile seed from those who couldn't resist
>Meanwhile Anon was content, walking down with a fresh set of clothes and a smile on his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715939
I don't believe you. I've read enough doujins and watched enough hentai to know how your kind is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715966
How many mega-holsts are we talking here anon? Are you sure you're up for that much milking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715971
Depends on how mega the holsts are. I'm thinking a dozen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715981
If they're anything like in that story, you're gonna have to get some help. Maybe you can have them milk each other?

[Anonymous No.]

U want to watch my catgirl daughterus give each other tongue baths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715992
Has to be done by hand for the best quality. I supposed I could have them milk each other for the regular stuff we sell, then charge a lot more for the stuff I personally milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716002
Sure dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716002
No I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, your waifu suddenly froze up and remembered that really embarrassing thing she did a long time ago.

What was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716002
Nah, I'm good, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716002
>>>/u/ get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715950
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716010
She tried to take a sunbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716010
She tried to perform a sexy librarian roleplay. It made more spagetti than the countries of EU combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715950
Is that one of yours lawyer-chan? For some reason I can't nail down the art style on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716010
Wurms are never embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>buried my best friend today
>spent the rest of the day comforting his wife and daughter
>bought a bottle of Knob Creek on the way home

How would monstergirls handle the death of their father or husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716002

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716010
It was probably that one time I walked in on her dildoing herself while gagged with my underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716022
Oh fuuuck man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716022
Kidnap and rape someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716022
You really asking this again? Go drink to your friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716033
Again? What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716036
Go. Drink. To. Your. Friend. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716022
http://i.imgur.com/2gQLhDw.png

[Anonymous No.]

It turned out quite nice, Im happy with this.
Now some Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716002
Very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
WHOA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
WHOA MOMA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
Oh nice Zoph
>tfw no drawing ever for any idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
Nice, where's she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
She's gorgeous
>Now some Hellhound
Ooh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716051
Looks like a silent hill nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
Oh finally. You'll probably ignore this and all, but I was hoping you could do a chibi of this as Chris in shoddy armor and a ratty t-shirt scarf daydreaming of herself as cool like the pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
more goofy doodles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715968
Those are evil stereotypes! I am beyond such depraved acts of adultery!
I just wish people would stop throwing stones at my house. I have done nothing to deserve this...

[Anonymous No.]

Are there no monsters at all in order territory settlements? I mean' they tell the people they'll be eaten by monsters but, you believe something like a holstaurus would eat you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716076
Nah there are probably some nonviolent/rapey monsters allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716051
What is she (I don't read any fics)? The neck scar makes me want to say dullahan? And she is rather pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716076
I imagine there's some sneaky fucking succubi and succubi sub-types disguised as human girls, taking advantage of horny young men who don't know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716082
She's Loens character, who also happens to be an Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716082
Pretty sure she's Loen's OC Zombie, Zophia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716076
Dhampir are supposed to be able to live in human settlements. Maybe some others if they blend in well enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716061
Acquire Noppera-bo waifu, start happy faceless family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716051
dat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716079
Hmm, I though they might be treated like livestock, but that's kind of hard when the cattle speaks. Maybe they stay near the fringes, and only certain people interact with them, the bare minimum? Of course, there's gonna be the odd famhand that impregnated a cow, and has to move out of the city, not too far though, just enough to be kept out if the sight of most people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716091
Story? Lore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716089
Those are easy, but I was thinking more beastman types and less rapey monsters like the other anon said. Maybe they aren't allowed in aces Order headquarters are present, but tolerated where those guys aren't in the immediate vicinity. Girls like holsts, weresheep, kikis. Maybe the odd barometz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716093
In MGE, the only monsters allowed around the Order are messengers of the Chief God, worshipers of Eros, and the unmonsterized enclaves of old races like elves are tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716105
Elves? Fucking seriously? No this isn't even about the "rape da elf" thing. This is about letting haughty cunt tree hugging snobs hang around humans when they're so Damn elitist. Seriously, fuck elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716083
You ever been raped anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716117
Them being a bunch of isolationist tree-hugging faggots with giant magic KEEP OUT fences around their treehouses is the only reason there's still elves with dicks in KC land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716123
I don't care about that, I am simply offended that elves are among the monsters the order doesn't purge on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716127
Considering they were one of the few groups that didn't want to eat people during the old demon lord's reign when all those policies were made, it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716119
No, but I think I'd feel raped if some sexy onee-san that regularly comes to me for quickies has her glamour drop during coitus and suddenly she has a tail, horns, and buttwings. To realize that all along I've been lying with a monster as with a woman. It would be an abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716127
Would you want to piss off one of the only species strong enough to resist the DL's magic? Next I suppose you want to just fight all the dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716137
If I found out the woman I'd been sexing was a succubus I'd be disappointed too.

Disappointed she didn't tell me sooner. I've always liked playing with handlebars.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is yan so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716123
Actually in KC Land, both Dwarves and Elves are classified as "Near-Human" races, and are treated as such under the Demon Lord Rules.

Thus, rather than be genderswapped if corrupted, Male Elves and Dwarves become Elven or Dwarven Incubi (Or Genderswap if they've the mental profile for an Alp). They of course suffer under the similar caveat that they cannot have Male Children once corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716141
And win, yes sir I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716150
PAW. TOO. BIG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716151
I despise this latest Q&A retcon and shall ignore it soundly. Good day to you sir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716153
>Willingly pick a fight with a Dragon
Where's your village, anon? Because you just condemned it to becoming a pile of ashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716150
Wonder if a yan would be happy if you cut her yourself and drank her blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716150
It is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716158
>Thinking paws can be too big or meaty
U wot m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716160
Not if I slap her shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716160
Fuck dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716150
It compensates for the lack of attention most people here (heck, in the entire world) permanently suffer from.

Oh and
>OC brought to you by Bob™
is never great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716164
>>13715921

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716166
Which is impossible since you're still a very low level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716150
i want sea bishop yandere
with asphyinxiation play with her man, maybe breaks his legs so he needs her to give him oxygen or using powers to fuck with his psyche

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716166
I hope you have an army with you then. Or you better be the most OP paladin ever, because she'll just revert to her full dragon form and stomp you flat otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716174
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had control over my save file. Please. That dragon is getting spanked. And she better drop something rare too or I'm melting her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716159
>Wanting to live in a fantasy world that doesn't have snooty elves to punch in the face and/or NTR and/or Forcefully Alp
>Or bearded dwarf bros to hang out with and commission cool shit from

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716185
>Getting spanked
Please. I have no control over your save file. If I did, I'd make you strong enough to actually fight anything other than Slimes out of pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716160
Reminds me I still have a story to write...

>>13716169
I still question why in the bloody hell this was made as a weapon for Rose going into the final battle, and not Dart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716180
>>13716174
>Needing an army
>Needing to level up
>Not being able to win on skill alone

This place gets plebber every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716180
>Not having bullshit anti-dragon weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716189
>Rose
Moose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716189
Dart got the Divine Dragon so it balances out. What sucks is the sword model for Rose stayed the same even with the Dragon Buster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716191
No man has ever won against a Dragon through skill alone.
They always either used some magical artifact, was a high level guy to start with, or used a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716194
No.

>>13716197
It really seems like a wasted opportunity.
Divine Dragoon was pretty badass at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716188
Well I don't need your help, dragonslut. I just hope you have hankies ready and don't mind dragon snot and listening to her problems after she comes home a wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716198
>No man has ever won against a Dragon through skill alone.
The Order of the Dragoon wishes to have words.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your waifu lick your asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716201
>Crying
Must be a really young Dragon.

>>13716203
They fight Garuda, not Dragons. Even then, they need Wyverns so they're not doing it alone or with skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716198
Go away D&D guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716205
Yes. Especially if I get to sandwich my dick between her tits while she does so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716192
>Anti-dragon weapons
You mean bullshit ex machina? I've seen too many stories destroyed because someone suddenly finds a weapon that just magically solve a problem. I prefer to believe that they don't exist. Especially if it's something that was 'just discovered' and can instantly stop a creature that has stood uncontested for decades or centuries.

That's half the reason that the Inheritence series had such a shit ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716207
Clearly we are thinking of different Dragoon Orders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716210
I never bothered to read the last book, so please, enlighten me.

How bad did shit get fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716212
Which one are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716198
Says you, maybe they don't announce it because they don't want to become target of people out to make a name for themselves. You ever think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716205
that's just nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716215
The one that fights an unending war of attrition against the horde of the Great Wyrm, Nidhogg.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it too much to ask that your Kikimora be a professional chef, along with being a maid? Are there any girls who would make better chefs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716210
In Dragoon the anti-dragon shit are actually detrimental to the main characters since they borrow their power from dragons.

On the subject of Legend of Dragoon, does Meru count as MG? She's a Wingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715283
Actually, with mares, it wouldn't matter. The most sensitive part of their pussies is the opening. Most stallions just shove right in, bump bump, and are done in under 10 seconds.

According to actual horsefuckers, you can get a mare off easy because she loves the extra stimulation. Winking clit and all rubbing against the underside of your shaft. Also, because of the muscles, the insides go from loose and baggy to clenching tight on your cock.

They are also incredibly warm inside. Like steaming on a cold day warm.

So if a human did have sex with a centaur female, he would be able to satisfy her quite effectively without having a 2 foot horsecock cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716207
>Young

Try ancient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716217
Are you really just going to come up with anything to disprove me at every turn? Are you that dedicated to making yourself look like a super special boy by beating off a Dragon, even though in every fantasy world you, as well as me and everyone else here, wouldn't even be able to poke past level 10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716223
Let's see, have wings, form an elf-like super-society, and are in fact a completely separate species with no relation to humans whatsoever.

Yes I'd say she counts. And is cute as a button for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716222
NYET! The home belongs to the Kikimora. Fight me cyka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716222
Anyone who has skill as a homemaker should have some high degree of culinary skill. Kiki's shouldn't have anything to worry about, especially since they can instinctively sense your food preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716158
Yeah that paw is a little on the extra-meaty size for a werecat her size, but big paws are low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716213
You know how they built up the king's dragon as having this unholy amount of magical protection? They found a spear laying in the corner of an armory gathering dust during a raid on an insignificant fort that just so happened to be a legendary weapon that ignores magical defenses and kills dragons.

You know how they build up the king to be this master mage who had wiped out the entire Rider order and would need a whole army & strategy to be killed? Eragon finds a super-secret cache of dragon soul-gems hidden in the ruins of the Riders' old fort (the same one the king king supposedly know forwards and back & raed to the ground) that give him comparable power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716229
I would help repopulate the wingly species with her.

Yes, this artist is who you think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716227
Like you're not doing the same. Getting real tired of your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716239
Wow that is really bad. It's like as bad as crap I wrote in grade 5.

>>13716241
>Mizuryu Kei drew Meru
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716243
I'm not even coming up with anything on the fly. I'm just stating normal trends among Dragons in settings.
But your hellbent on beating them off, so I'll let you be since it's your fantasy world in your own mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716224
Thanks Monster Girl Thread, I learned something today I wish I hadn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716241
Mizuryuu Slutloving Kei.

Fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716227
>I couldn't do it so no one else can

Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716250
>being this new

Honestly I don't know why he even responded to that bait. Everyone knows that ancient info. It was old in the /a/ days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716248
>Trends
>Letting memes decide when you can win

Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716250
Just wait until we tell you about dolphins! Again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716254
>Misrepresenting my argument/stance to it is easily defeated
Classic strawmanning. It's good to know you're being a little kid about this instead of a mature adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716241
If only someone introduced MK to the encylopedia.
Do you think he would have a field day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716257
They make up all that is Dragons, anon. Those memes make up an important part of what makes a Dragon. Without them they would be just winged lizards or really pissed off snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716235
>especially since they can instinctively sense your food preferences.
I need a Kiki and a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716264
The question is, would we want the MGs we fawn over daily to be represented as complete sluts who jump on any dick they see?

I mean, I know a few people here at least would love it, but my understanding is that other than simple fap-fuel, most people tend to favor a more vanilla portrayal.

[Anonymous No.]

In /mgg/, things were not well that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716260
>Misrepresenting
>Telling people since the beggining they can't do x uunless they meet y conditions
>You're a child if you don't agree
>Mad someone told you you don't speak for everyone, which you don't

You're precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716271
Succubi would work.

I actually enjoyed what MK did with Alicia Florence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716260
Let it go man. You're right, but they're baiting you like a bear.

Everyone knows outright beating a dragon as some low level bum is about two steps below declaring you're going to drink wine from Deruella's hollowed out skull while your Valkyrie harem gives you a quadruple blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716265
And I care about this why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716277
And I see you're still strawmanning.
Continue doing so, it will make you all the more believable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716222
Professional chef who had to become a maid at your place because she got into debt? I've seen this before. No curry enemas for her, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716284
>I'm going to do things in a fantasy setting
>Why should I care about the norms and trends?
What are you, that guy who did Heavy Rain?

>>13716282
I guess you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716271
Some of the more rape-crazy ones we know and are prone to that sort of thing anyway, like Lilim, Devils, Cheshires, and Ushi-Onis, it would probably fit them.

As long as it were a one-on-one kind of basis for most girls, or just an orgy-in-pairs kind of thing, most people would be alright with just about any girl being drawn by MK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716289
Press X to JASOOOOON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716289
If that means I can think for myself, let's say yes. I bet you think all anubi like Lego.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Maiden In Black vunerable to headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716285
>Don't have any argument beyond "dragons stronk, u can't win"
>STRAWMANNING

Just stop posting dragon fellator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716300
Headpats and footrubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716300
She's certainly a QT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716205
If she wanted? I don't really care all that much.

>>13716224
Man. Why do you do this.

>>13716300
She likes getting her feet rubbed a little more, but I would imagine so.

[Anonymous No.]

N-no! I'm not a living fossil! That's dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716305
>>13716309

What would she do if I gave her a surprise foot massage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716303
>Still strawmanning
>Now adding in Ad Hominem
Oh boy, you're really setting up your shitposting game now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716306
That she is.

Best demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716313
>still no argument
>Y-you're shitposting now!
Can't hear you over this ancient dragon sucking my lvl 1 dick and begging like a bitch for me to impregnate her. Maybe you could whine harder?

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly the Dark Souls game were much better at the multiple ending thing than Demon Souls.

>Demon Souls:
>Seal a demon once more so people can still progress in both magic and technology and as a civilization
>Let the world end cause fuck other people

>Dark Souls
>Extend light for false gods but hope that someone else can make a difference
>Be Dark Lich and have snek waifus, leading man to age of Dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716318
More like Harlot in Black, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>Muh invincible monsters argument again
So tired of this shit if someone wants to walk into a dragons lair and kick her ass then he can its a fantasy setting you can do whatever the fuck you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716311
I want to make her afraid to touch me, and let me touch her instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716325
But why would you want to hurt a monster cutie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716325
It wasn't about monsters being invincible. It was about some guy thinking he can topple a Dragon at an RPG's equivalent of level one, before resorting to shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716324
Oh fuck! that back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716324
Don't you be insulting the cutest demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716322
>Ancient serpents
>Waifus

Puking violently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716334
Attack the Harlot's weak point for massive damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716331
>Hes never seen a lvl 1 dark souls run
git gud fucking scrub dragons are small time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716337
Can you people stop already? You all have huge, American penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716337
>Dark Souls
A shining example that proves you entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716337
Not even him but
>using vidya to make a point about PnP
That's a special kind of stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716326
How you gonna do that? Electrocution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716336
Meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716331
>Shitposting

Say it enough and maybe it'll come true.

Protip: people disagreeing with you is not shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716343
She loves it and you know it. Go use the Doll, if it pleases you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716344
>People disagreeing with you
It went beyond that with name calling and misrepresenting stances on subjects in an attempt to rile up the other person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716345
But I like the demon more.

Go bully the fluffy dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716335
>Not wanting elder lamias as waifus

Degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716280
Who?

>>13716291
Well, yes, just one-off images would be fine. But if he were to say, do a doujin, it's pretty obvious what direction it'd go in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716347
Get thicker skin then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716353
You act as though he actually got to me. Only did enough to make me respond, not enough to actually rile me up. I almost feel bad for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716348
Footrubs for her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716358
Nah I kill her every time for being a lying bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716356
I don't think his posts were bait, but it seems you do, if that's the case you lost, since replying to bait is, well, replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716360
There was no evil in there that you didn't bring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716361
Is bait and shitposting synonymous now? And they did become that after a while, when he started being very adamant about beating a higher leveled thing despite being low leveled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716351
I mean, yes, but there are a number of scenarios he could write without going the NTR/Swinging route, like

>Man comes across a den of lamia(s), gets raped and married offa
>Group of adventurers are invited to a mansion owned by a group of noble sisters, turns out they're succubi, get raped and married
>Criminal gets tossed into a pit of Khepri, gets raped in an orgy
>Ushi-Oni finds a dude wandering in the forest, takes him back to her cave and rapes him til he loves her

It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716362
Your kidding right? She was fucking insane and so was her world she deserved to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716363
Why won't you just stop? You're both shitting up the thread by keeping this up. STOP. PLEASE. For Undine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716342
No, I'd do something to get her attention, then run away. If she follows, which being a predatory being, I believe she will, I'd act scared of her when she approached. I'd act as if her touch hurts me, making her worry. I'd look at her every once in a while with hopeful eyes and flinch back into a fetal position when she moved towards me. Eventually she'd get it, and I would slowly make my way to her, acting curious, feeling her up. She'd let me play with her body innocently. Then I start to touch the sweeter spots until I have her at my mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716369
Can you also ask that to the others who keep popping up to keep it alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716369
Shut up Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716365
What if he just wants to write some NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716371
>not stopping
I guess it feels good to be bad.
>>13716372
I'm not Alp, I'm Peace-Man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716377
And I am the milkman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716375
Well, he's only ever written one NTR story so far, so chances are it'll just be sluts fucking.

Of course, if he does write NTR, that would be sorely disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716363
except you CAN beat high level monsters at low levels the only person who's saying someone cant is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716377
Well it seems you have no intention of stopping things if you only go after one person instead of the whole group.
You'd make a wonderful school principal with that skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716363
Anon, you're telling the guy he's low leveled in his own fantasy cause muh dragons. You're not the DM of his world, are you for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716345
>You'll never hug doll-chan enough times to make her understand the concept of affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716378
>And I am the milkman.
Boo! Bring back the holstaur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716386
No Anon.
Not THAT milkman, the holstaur are still around, they've just had to go to shopping for new clothes.
The old ones were getting mighty tight around the chest and hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716377
>Peace-Man
>Not Cure Peace
So disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716389
>The old ones were getting mighty tight around the chest and hips.
And you're letting them buy more? Holy shit, you're like the worst milk man ever! Boooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716391
I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716395
Google it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716382
And you're incredibly mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716392
Sorry Anon, a paladin threw a fit after one of the girl's pants split in front of her husband.
Poor thing was bawling and needed some head pats, and a cool glass of milk, to calm her down.
I did make sure to pay the paladin's home a visit though, she'll looking for new armor soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716397
No. Ignorance is bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716381
Through numerous exploits and gimmicks.
He wasn't talking about using any of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716405
Why? Why must you fight? Can't you see you're hurting everyone around you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716405
I am convinced you are autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716405
He could dodge all her attacks and hit her for 1 point of damage per swing if hes gud enough he will whittle her down eventually no gimmicks or exploits needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716239
That really is shit. Now I won't even bother finishing the final book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716409
She doesn't look hurt. She looks like she wants someone to put a hurting on her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716413
>written by a 15 year old
What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716412
He will run out of stamina eventually or get hit sooner or later.
No system has 100% dodge rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716414
[x] Slap butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716405
You have some serious control issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716416
Unless he's a man who can walk in the rain and not be hit by a single drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716420
Can we call him Rain Man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716417
I wanted to hurt her someplace more delicate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716421
But that's not the Rain Man's ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716239
Wow, that sucks.
Then again I was getting super special snowflake vibes back when he lost his wound by become a half elf thing.
Which sucks because him training to become a bad ass despite being crippled would've been cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716419
>control issues
That's not it, but believe what you want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716424
No, but autism is. Matches the tone of the argument on both sides quite well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716043
There we go. Thats it for now. I have been in the mood for some spider so Rachnee will be next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716417
What's that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716427
You know what you remind me of? My dad used to be a peacekeeper in Bosnia, where the Serbs and Muslims kept killing each other. Every time one side attacked, the other said
>We have a RIGHT to RETALIATE
That's you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716432
Nice job. I never really cared for the up until recently, so it's nice to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716427
What the fuck is your problem then? I'm sick of you derailing the thread every time someone mentions beating a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons,
Please refrain from burning down the thread, the red dragon loli's want to practice on the thread.
The whites do as well but they won't burn it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716432

Question: Why digitigrade structure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716433
Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716438
>derailing
Oh I'm so derailing it. How about this: I'll drop it, if YOU do as well. It would have happened earlier if nobody decided to voice their opinion and added more wood to the campfire when it would have sank to the bottom of the depths under images of Hellhound booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716444
>RETALIATING
Anon, please. If you stopped, everyone would. You're all it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716432
Nice, delicious butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716445
You're showing no signs of stopping yourself, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716444
Yes, YOU, since this is not the first time it happens, I blame you. Here's a tip, YOU keep your pretty mouth shut the next time someone brings this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716448
But I'm not part of the argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716444
If someone wants to beat dragons in their fantasy let them you sholdent have said anything in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716443
So that's the next princess then?
This is shaping up to be a good harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716432
Prepare to be Hellwan'd

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ruffle my chubby ryu daughterus hair and call her princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716443
>>13716454
Agreed.

Childhood Friend, Adorable Agoraphobic Elf, and now that brown sexiness?
Quite wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716432
>Thuggish-looking Hellhound
I'm expecting her to turn around and go "HAWH?" at any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716449
Boy, where are you and your stunning word play during the day?

>>13716452
It wasn't about him beating a Dragon, but how. Almost feels as if you lot are jumping into an argument without fully understanding either side. But fine, I'll act like the big grown up and shut my mouth first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716441
Just felt like it. Looks monster-ish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716463
And then she would pat you on the head and tell this is her turf and you can have a little headstart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716461
So is this shit any good?
>>13716465
>I'll act like the big grown up and shut my mouth first
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716444
>if no one decided to voice their opinion
>the very same thing he's been throwing at the would be dragonslayer

There is not enough irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716469
>So is this shit any good?
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716432
That's one fluffy shit she's taking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716423
Her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716476
Tell me please. I can't form my own opinions without actually reading it, and if I do and it's bad, then I will have wasted my valuable time, time that could have been spent on other pursuits, such as curing cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716482
Her heart. I'm going to break it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716483
Maybe is a good mangaka, so yes, read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716466

Gotcha. In this case they probably need to be thicker to support all that wolfu. Just a thought.

[Anonymous No.]

So take a Monstergirl Bat, alright? And picture her as either Batman or Batgirl. Which Monstergirl would best make The Joker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716492
Okay, but who's on first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716494
Charon, because they're both unfunny comedians that end up covered in white stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716466
Question : When will you draw a fox woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716494
Cheshire or kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716495
All of them will marry him and he already fucked two.

[Anonymous No.]

Help my computer is infected with a succuvirus she's currently too busy 'disabling' my Archangel Antivirus to notice me posting this.

What do I do anons, I don't think I have much time left

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716500
No I mean Who's on first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716494
Why not make The Joker some human boy who was raped into insanity?

But if I had to pick I'd choose a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716493
You are quite right actually, thanks for that, she needs some fixing then.
>>13716497
Never thought about one, I could try someday since I lack practice in fluffytails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716502
Get one of them USB onaholes and make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716494
Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716502
You're gonna have to launch your computer into the sun then live in a cabin inna woods off the grid for a few years. I'm sorry, it's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716507
Well, you can just put one big fluffy tail on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716512
>>13716499
>>13716506
Most likely Laska, since she has the scars, too.
Okay, I'm kidding, Laska a shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716469
It's written by the guy who brought us softest ghost, which is nice.

And despite having a harem as its out-right plot setup, it only jerks you around with the "Will MC and his childhood friend admit their feelings for each other amidst the harem antics" shtick for all of two chapters, before he sits down with her and straight-up tells her that, come what may, even with a bunch of hot chicks he's expected to marry, she's the one he loves, and that will always be the case.

So y'know, that's a good sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716159
It's been around since MGE-1 dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716537
How did that get past japanese editors? Seems like the kind of radical difference from the norm that would have their culture extremely confused and worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716530
>Laska gripping you neck and holding a claw against the side of your lips.
"You wanna know how I got these scars? Well, my mother was an alcoholic..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716548
Their culture is in a fallen, declining state. Filth like this is allowed to run rampant.
>>13716549
It's still funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716552
If declining adds variety to their rabidly 'don't stick your head up' culture then I think it's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, the depths of depravity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716572
Seems pretty normal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716575
A statement that perfectly shows how low we have fallen. Cat girls playing vidya in the nude is normal to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716572
>Depravity
That's pretty tame, dude.
Now if she was wearing a modest sundress and holding hands with a man, you might have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716588
>modest sundress
Only Moth-chan wears those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716577
You're having a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716591
I thought that was obvious from the disparity between the "depths of depravity" and the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714556
I plan on more but like most my other crap there's no real concrete storyline. So it'll probably just be Deathclaw waifu shenanigans. With jetpacks. And powerarmor. No real conflict to resolve to speak of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716605
>So it'll probably just be Deathclaw waifu shenanigans. With jetpacks. And powerarmor. No real conflict to resolve to speak of.
I'm not him, but honestly, that's what I like to hear.Of course, I'd be 100% fine reading mostly light SoL stuff for the rest of my life, like the past decade, so what do I know? Looking forward to more of that and Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

We had holsts. We had mega holsts. How about... ultra holsts. Able to provide an entire kingdom with milk all on their lonesome and requiring several milkings a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716627
Super Wurm will you stop you, Dr. Dairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716627
>requiring several milkings a day
Yo, mega holsts already seem require that, an ultra would need to be hooked up 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716627
>>13716631
Gonna need a lot of thirsty cats with big tats to lap up all that spilled milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716642
Spilled milk, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716645
Yes Aisha, many gigaliters of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716625
Well it's fun and cozy to write so there'll be more of that SoL style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716631
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716661
Because the more milk there is, the less treasured it will be! If there was that much milk everywhere, nobody would down a glass in one go and then go "Aaaaahhhhnn~"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716665
Yeah! They'd drink it like a fish and say 'Tastes like muddy water.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716661
>>13716665
>>13716666
Can't you see Dr. Dairy? In spreading your love for milk by force, you are only pushing people away from it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713695
No, oppai loli is an abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716675
I'm not spreading it by force. People come buy it from me to distribute elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716676
I'll agree that I like my girls more symmetrical, but let the people have their top heavy not-quite-shortstacks man.

>>13716682
>Dr.Dairy has to take time to teach a Wurm about supply and demand, among other economic principles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716682
And if they don't buy it, what then? People feel bad for the poor Ultra Holsts and buy it for their sake. They don't want it. They can't afford to buy it. But they do. You're a villain, Dr. Dairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716690
You sound grumpy. I'll bet you would really love this big glass of ultra holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716698
No! Super Wurm will come save me and then you'l go to prison and the Ultra Holsts will be turned back into regular Holsts and Hathor will give me a nursing handjob! You'll see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716702
Stop acting like a moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716706
Make me, Anti-Funner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716702
Are you sure? I can make it chocolate or strawberry flavored too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716714
And so the sidekick was corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! It's the Soft-Serve Shirohebi! Save me Super Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

Spookiest waifu in da house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716719
Is that a heffalump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716719
Wendigo go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716718
Super Wurm can't be everywhere.
>>13716723
No, that's the Groke. She is basically a Yuki-Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>Super Wurm

You mean Sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently the Wendigo's translation has been delayed slightly, as the guy who manages the translation feels compelled to "Clarify" a line present in it.

In my experience this means there's something he doesn't like and is gonna go whine about it.

Can only imagine how it'll go over once it gets posted in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716743
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716747
Yeah sorry I just understood what you meant.

If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716750
It's fine, I'd rather live in a Sandworm anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Always remember, dress your sunday best every day!
Full denim for shedding season, nothing for every other time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716747
Super Wurm has got to be the dumbest threadcanon we've ever produced. I look forward to seeing how we all top it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716789
What's dumb about a superhero with the proportional strength, speed and endurance of a Wurm, packed in the compact body of a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716794
>compact
But Wurms are huge. I mean, just look at those fat tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716747
>Quick! To the Sandworm Cave Boy Wonder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716782
I will sleep for 22hours essentially skipping a day, laze around in my pajamas the following 3 and you will deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716809
If a Wurm isn't slim, she won't fit in her wurmhole. The hole is JUST the right size for her! Explain that! Checkmate, atheist!
>>13716816
>Boy Wonder
So even she isn't above keeping around an athletic shota in skimpy shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yic7IRO9d6I

Boy Wonder then just gets tag teamed by Super Wurm and a Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716820
But wurmholes are also huge. Even the loosest succubutt would go "Whoah, that's one gigantic gaping hole!" if they saw one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716825
He needs lots of endurance training, after all.
>>13716826
Succubi are experts on gigantic gaping holes, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716789
As the guy who created the idea of Super Wurm, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716746
Yeah, doesn't surprise me. I can't imagine it would be anything big though, outside of the husband thing.

>>13716820
>So even she isn't above keeping around an athletic shota in skimpy shorts.
Well, it's probably good for her morale on those tough days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716831
You need to create an alter ego for her. Like, mild mannered demolition Wurm by day, Super Wurm by night, loud snorer during nappy time.

[Anonymous No.]

So when is Monster Girl Justice League?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716849
You mean the Dragoon Corps?

[Anonymous No.]

So where has .less been recently? Did he now decided to leave too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716859
>Did he now decided to leave too?
Want to take another crack at that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716782
Tell me more about Snake Church!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716782
Let's not go to Snake Church, it's a lewd place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716881
Better than Castle Cum-a-lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716885
Cum-a-lot! Cum-a-lot! Its where we have fun a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716874
Snake church is a place with lots of snakes!
Worship all your snakey goddesses, especially the ones that love you!
Please do not attempt to bring an ice coated jacket in an attempt to not get coiled around, the heat lamps will just make everything wet and you'll just have to dry off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716889
We're Dullahans of the Round Table~
We rape whenever we're able~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716889
I met a Salamander Knight in Cum-a-lot!

Now I push the pram a lot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716895
We do sex routines and chorus sex scenes~
With footjobs impeccable~

[Anonymous No.]

I'mma charm yo snakes!

[Anonymous No.]

Super Wurm must, in her quest to defeat evil once and for all, make her way past THE WALL.
THE WALL has sworn on his life to guard the only path Super Wurm can take, for reasons unrelated to justice or evil.

Can Super Wurm make her way past THE WALL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716921
She coils on a trampoline, jumps, and uses spiral energy to burrow through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716927
>wurms wielding spiral energy

Why does this feel so fitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716936
Because both are equally silly.

[Anonymous No.]

Forget about the Wanton Wiggler, which MGs would make for the best team of magical girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716953
Witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716953
A kikimora who believes in the power of friendship, leading a team of:
Youko and inari twin sisters, who use synchronised magic.
A brash, confident werewolf who's not really all that good at magic. But her magical wand is made out of metal, so she can hit people good with it.
An anubis who panics whenever the monster of the week reveals itself, and spends all her time planning ways to defeat it while the rest of the team actually just get on and do it.
A hellhound who never asked for this, and would rather stay seperate from the group, solving problems her own.

Really, this is just an excuse to put the wolf-type monstergirls in cute skirts and revealing outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716991
Excuse or not, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716991
>Kikimora as a magical girl
I need it, Sketch-kun where are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716987
I would like to make a contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717002
>What would you like?
>Wealth?
>Immortality?
>Or me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716953
A serious Lich and an overly girly Alp in pink, frilly dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

Mister Anon, sir, what will your pleasure be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717038
Depends. Are you a nice Genie or a nasty Genie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717038
Peppermint tea and a back rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717040
Three wishes, you can't wish for more wishes, you can't ask for the dead to be raised or for anyone to feel TRUE LOVE toward you. If your wishes are selfish or jerk-like, the genie will do her best to screw with you without killing anyone or leaving the wish ungranted. Unless you wish she can't do that.
Go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717049
Okay, I wish for peace between humans and monsters, I wish that Monsters can better control their urges so they can live together in peace with humans in order to build a better future, and finally I wish for her freedom from the lamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717051
>that last wish
Then where will she live? What will she do for a living? You just put her out of a job and house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717052
She can move in with me. And by the Diney movie Aladdin rules she's now got access to her powers without needing a master to wish for things, so she'll do alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717054
>access to her powers
Not all of them. That's why Genie was only second rate compared to Jafar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717051
>that last wish
wow that is so selfish! the only reason you are wishing that is so you can feel good about yourself.
did you ever stop to think about her feeling on it?
maybe she likes living in the lamp?
maybe she has a family in there that she never shows to you?
you incensitive prick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717056
Yeah but still it's more than enough for her to have fun with.
>>13717058
Well I'm sorry for going along with the movie reference. What would you wish for anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717058
Lilim, please. Don't you have human boys to make snarly remarks about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717038
I ain't never had a friend like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717067
Come on make a wish, or two or three, all you gotta do is rub that clit~

[Anonymous No.]

>Whaaat, you come all the way out here this early just to watch me practice?
She thinks you're her secret admirer. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717092
Secretly admire her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717092
Sorry, I'm just out for a walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717092
W-Whatever, like I'd want to watch a gross drunken Oni practice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717092
"Does this mean I can't be your secret admirer anymore?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717092
I smack dat ass

[Anonymous No.]

It's so hot right now, even a cat could go swimming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715238
Since we have a Helldog with a soft belly, when will PRW uptades Alex and Eris?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717160
When will PRW update Spehhsworm?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't even read it yet but I can only expect good things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>calm, timid, devoted
I like her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
Sounds okay. Do they come in something besides loli size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
TL;DR girls in fluffy coats that haunt travellers and make them obsessed woth them to the point of insanity, guys who fuck them transform into horrifying abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717219
Considering that the ones illustrated are just examples, I'm sure there's much older ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
I think I'm going to have to add some of these into my story about Yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>the traveler can still discern the curves of her body
>curves
That girl don't have curves for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717243
That she's not a cannibal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
I greatly dislike the whole "turn into an abominable sex crazed beast that ravages lolipussy all day every day" aspect of things.
I also hope they come in versions other than loli.
I do like the exhibitionist side of the married couples though, and the kind and gentle aspects of their nature are good.
All in all 4/10, an average attempt for KC with the expected shitshow of forcing you to like the girl, but with the negative side of transforming you into an abominable lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717248
That she's calm and timid instead of a snu snu type. I also don't like the shit KC is doing lately with the husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717255
Solution: ignore KC's silly words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717256
I think we have enough snu snu types already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717256
I liked it more when husbands didn't become some sort of weird living dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
F U C K K C
U
C
K

K
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13717268
Angler Fish Murmaider when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717266
Never enough snu snu. I was expecting the Wendigo to be one of them since KC mentioned her and we don't have a mountain snu snu yet, hence my disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717277
So we need a Mountain Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717277
>I was expecting
First mistake right there. Never have expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717281
That Mountain Troll looks fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717295
Reserve judgement until you've had her stew. That is what makes a Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
So every new MG will turn their husband into a living dildo?
I assume that you come out of the coat as a human. And turn back into a monster once inside.
I do hope that they're not an all-loli race, an exhibitionist onee-san who regains her senses a short while after you come out and immediately covers herself furiously blushing. Is making my dick diamonds right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717312
I don't understand why people are suddenly up in arms when TENTACLE PANTIES were already a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717323
Because that was one example on a girl nobody had any real inclination to like, with this new girl it looks like it could become a trend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717281
>>13717295
She certainly looks friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717281
>Lesser
If those are lessers how tall are the legit titans/cyclops/giants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717268
>>13717326
It's not like you become the coat, it's not the same as the Mindflayer. It's pretty much just standard MGE "crazy for sex" shit, and according the KC, the in-universe author exaggerates shit anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717359
But you literally become the coat, that's what the profile heavily implies, also the fact that are distinction between married and unmarried Wendigos.

Also fuck the wandering scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716024
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717031
>overly girly Alp in pink, frilly dresses.
Does she act embarrassed when people stare at her outfits and blush when they call her cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717370
It seems more a distinction in how they present themselves rather than a physical difference.
Also, if you are the coat, then how does she have it before finding a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717370
It doesn't imply anything about you becoming the coat, the only thing to do with the coat is a cosmetic change. The change in you is becoming a howling, rabid sexbeast, there's no lines implicating anything between you and the coat. The coat doesn't even fuck her like the tentacle panties she just walks around inside it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>looking at monsterboys will scar you for life

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717385
>>13717389
Thank god she's not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717348
Ever played God of War? That's how big Titans grow.
>>13717382
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717409
>Ever played God of War? That's how big Titans grow.
Too big to waifu then, unless we are talking about a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717415
There was a cinematic in GoW2 that showed Rhea was the size of a regular human. Cronos still fucked her. Explain that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ompKbegok
I dunno, but if you can figure out a way to have sex with an MG this big, more power to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717431
Spelunking they call it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
I like it.

Reminds me a bit of Cloak and Dagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>nothing on the original Wendigo legend
>Just another one of those Japanese things with cloaks that stalks you in blizzards
3.2/10, KC. I am kind of mad this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
About what I expected. Not a huge disappointment, nor a gratuity.

And yeah, I'd trade all those dithyrambs about them helping out and yada yada and especially the good-for-nothing Not!MB for just a carnal snow chick with nice boobs >>13717256

[Anonymous No.]

What if events in real life make me want to write about a wedding even though the story I'm writing is nowhere near a point where it would make sense and I just turned it into a separate paste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717435
Yes, well, you'll have to excuse me for thinking your equipment is insufficient for exploring that cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717455
I can easily use the oxygen bottles from my diving gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717454
Timeskip! Timeskip!

Are you making Andrea the happiest alp on earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717463
First of all I'm going to have to ask you to stop stalking me you creep, and secondly no, I'm talking about a something darker and scalier.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to exercise my free will in monster girl city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717463
>implying Alp marriage will ever be legal
A line has to be drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717454
>>13717463
>>13717464
Well whatever. Wedding will be written sometime next week. Or the week after that. Or the week after that.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine it, anon? To longer be able to feel a gentle summer breeze on your face, to never again be caressed by the warm hand of another? But the snow is beautiful, is it not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717507
> To longer be able to feel a gentle summer breeze on your face, to never again be caressed by the warm hand of another?
Oh yes, I'd kill for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716300
She is pretty cuddly looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717507
>A Yuki-Onna will never make Mr. Freeze happy
>"Believe me, you're the only one who cares."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717511
>>13717507
It would move me to tears, if I still had tears to shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717507
>>13717511
>>13717515
>>13717516
Time to ruin this COOL PARTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716432
>"Yare yare dawa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717507
I'm used to the Southern heat. I'm not sure if I'd do well with a Yuki-onna. I'd probably get cold feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717507
>Screwing up his best lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y9mWrBJ4uI

Anon, please.

You can't just misquote important things like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716991

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717529
Yes I can, I can't be expected to get it right when I'm going out of memory AND translating it to a different language because I saw a dubbed version as a kid.
CHILL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
2/10, not a delicious snu snu monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717531
There are no excuses for this type of blasphemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717530
It's like you aim to please or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717530
Snazzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>Loli wendigo sees anon walking through the mountains
>Spends the whole trip peering over logs, hiding behind trees, and looking over overhangs at him
>All while wearing a too big coat that drags in the snow behind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717539
That's not very ICE of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717546
Charon, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>Rapebait
Knew it, love it.
>Essentially good, but drive people insane if seen smashing
My bullshit detector is going off the charts, but I'm just going to assume, this time, insanity means being so impressed you look for a wendigo of your own to thoroughly violate.

I don't like this NOT bestiality! NOTmonsterboys! shit KC has pulled with his last two girls. I hope he later clarifies transforming can be an 'at will" thing, like squidification. I'm starting to think tube order is right and monsters should be avoided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717555
T-Tubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717546
What killed the Dinosaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717545

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717569
ICE AGE 5!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717570
Cute. I am so writing about Wendigos at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717567
*The Order.

I don't know why my phone insists changing the word "the" for "tubes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717567
Did somebody say Tubes?

[Anonymous No.]

What other MGs could be used as super villains? A Tanuki called Lexus Slutwhore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717570
Has Wendigo-chan mastered the basics of Close Quarters Stalking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
I mean it's not as close to the Wendigo legend as it could be, but objectively as a girl she's not that bad. Certainly nowhere near PURGE tier, and they try to be helpful. 6/10, maybe 7/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717575
TUBES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717570
Reminds .e of those sneaky WHORE ASS BITCHES Eloym Loyce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717581
>You never escape one once you meet her, they always draw you back to the mountains
>You're turned into a monster and have to live in her cloak forever after fucking her

Sounds pretty purge worthy to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717581
But anon, mindless beast transformation! That's matango tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717587
>Live in her cloak forever

I'm not exactly liking this girl but nigga don't bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717581
>>13717587
I'd like the tent thing a whole lot more if it had a pocket dimension large enough to contain a luxury tent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717589
>>13717587
Accounting for wandering scholar exaggeration, it's really not that bad. It's almost the same level description everything else gets labelled with too, or do you really think you quite literally have sex for 24 hours a day, no breaks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717596
>or do you really think you quite literally have sex for 24 hours a day, no breaks?
Unfortunately, that's what many newfags seem to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these recent MG's with Mind Fuckery

Think about it, everything post Haram Angel Whore has had mind altering tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717596
Wrong. Transformation is new and different, especially when anchored to something forever. It's barely above old unrevised matango or unrevised slime queen tier.

And while many monsters use pheromones or venoms, the vast majority don't have a hundred percent success rate. This says even the ones who escape and resist all eventually return anyway.

>>13717594
You're right, merge is far more accurate. You merge with the cloak. And that sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717611
Dude, you live in the cloak, not become it or merge with it, and nowhere does it say you have to stay there forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717608
Technically speaking, according to setting notes every MG does. There's the thing were MAMONO MANA can fix everything about you to like whatever girl is hitting on you. Don't like spiders? Mamono mana can fix that. Aren't fond of flat chests? Don't worry, we can fix that too. Don't want to spend most of your free time fucking, and would like to have another hobby? You'd better believe we can fix that.

>>13717611
It's not a merge, the husband just stays in the cloak with her. And again, you're taking the authors word literally, when it's been said numerous times that he exaggerates. You don't live in the cloak eternally, you're just going to be spending a lot of time there. You're not literally a howling beast gone rabid with sex, at most it's incubus level libido. You people will find something wrong with every girl because you can't learn not to be so literal. Plus there's built in fail-safes to KCs hugbox. If you really don't want to marry Wendigo, I'm sure there's plenty of ways to avoid it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717596
Nigga no one's talking about sex, it's about having no will of your own.

[Anonymous No.]

wendigo loli and the fluffy beast as her stand, jojo style.

y/n

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717620
>Mamono mana bullshit

Eh...nah. Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717617
If it's comfy and spacious, I think I will stay in there. Do not open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717570
Adorable, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717608
What if KC is batshit and has different personalities that influence his writing? What if the Deruella personality is taking over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717580
>Remember Wendigo, this is a sneaking mission
>You haven't forgotten the basics of CQC (Close Quarters Cuddling) have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717617
>Incubus face on the hood that breathes
>Not part of the cloak

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717625
Explain further. Is the cloak invincible to non-stand users, or is she just chuuni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717625
Yee

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, if you don't like being a Wendigo cloak it's fine. Just ask a Mindflaer to NTR you away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717634
Whatever faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone every feel mildly disappointed and unsatisfied with themselves after having masturbated to their "waifu?" I don't know what exactly it is but the few times I manage to pull it off I feel wholly disappointed and a it emptier. Maybe its just the realization that I am slapping my meat to a deluded fantasy that hurts more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717633
>this is a sneaking mission
In the end she has to fight her cloned sister atop a giant nuclear platform Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717640
I do it every day and feel great. It's as close as I'll ever get to sexing her up, see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717642
>Imotou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717640
I actually feel weird to realize just now that i have never fapped to my waifu, i may have fapped to the fetish before but the figure of my waifu in itself is hard to event hink about it, what the fuck is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717530
You have no idea how happy this makes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717628
I'd like to think it's a similar deal to sandworm, or there being a pocket dimenssan in the cloak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717643
It's not that I wouldn't like the idea of having sex with her in particular, but something about simply masturbating just seems off. Like I am being unfaithful, or something like that. It's hard to put into words aside from immense shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717649
Yes. Pocket dimensions with a log cabin and a fireplace and a bear pelt rug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717649
Except you can see the whole form of the incubus inside. All that purple fur makes him look like Grimace with a hoodie for a head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717643
>>13717647
>replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717651
>being unfaithful
Well, you know what Jesus said. You gotta cut off your hand now.
>>13717654
Why don't you take a seat? Take a seat, right over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717646
>Awesome fight scene ensues, Solid Wendigo pushing back her sister.
>Then, just before the final blow is struck, a voice is heard.
>Girls? What are you doing?
>Cut to two little Wendigo twins on a tower of couch cushions, fighting while their father watches on.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were to cut your own torso in half, would mamono mana cause both halves to merge so as if you were never injured, or would your upper half sprout a new lower half, while your lower half sprouted a new upper half and became a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717657
I think your body would be wormfood while your spirit is husbandoed by a Will O-Wisp.

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717647
Nah, took me awhile to actually do it myself. You aren't in any particularly weird situation. Honestly for me it might stem from the fact I am less interested in the sex part and more in the companionship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717653
Maybe, but that's not to say there's no space to retreat deeper inside when not fucking.

>but if she looks like normal wendigo, what about NTR anon

Pretty sure the bullshit charm magic will be gone or directed only at the guy in the cloak. Besides, you really gonna try something after you see that cloak grow to eight feet in height and see some nigger with steam coming out of his mouth behind the girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717657
You would die. DE just gives you the bullshit superpowers of playground pretend and wannabe mall ninjas. Like the ability to teleport behind someone and unsheathe your katana. If you actually get hurt enough to die, you still die.

Otherwise, monsters would be impossible to kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717652
Slap.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717662
Profile says they live in villages though, which indicates huts or houses. Plus there's the part about sheltering in caves. All that points to no pocket dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717666
What's wrong Satan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717667
Give it time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717669

>Log cabin, fireplace

Stop reading romance novels, they'll rot your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717675
I've never read a single romance novel, but I know what I want. I can't help myself. No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717672
>Wendigo as powerful as a lilim
>Uses cloak as a traveling circus tent
>Basically Professor Screweye

And now I just imagined her feeding mamano drain to monsters for the show, morphing them back into the flesh-eating terrors of old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717683
No crows please.

[Anonymous No.]

RAAAGEEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717702
Did her heart just fall out her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717704

Yep. a rare drop from a Monoblos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717704
Yes. You better go grab it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717702
Imagine how fun would blue ovaring her be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>Loli Monster who's so sexy that men will eye her curves through an overcoat, and seeing her plainly makes them overcome with bestial lust
Now that's the good shit right there. The whole exhibitionist monster freaking people out bit is rather fun too. Overall, 7/10 for me. Nothing fantastic, but definitely a nice entry.

I wonder how long KC'll carry on with this "Monsterified Husbando fucking his Monster Waifu" bit? Usually doesn't do more than 2 or 3 profiles of such a similar vein at a time. I for one wouldn't mind another, this is totally my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717729
>Drive insane=freak out

Your fetish is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

FULL. METAL. JACKET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717756
I'm kind of assuming here that "Drive Insane" is a hyperbole.

Like, in the vein of the MGE, what is seen as "Driven Insane" in this case, is a guy who was so perturbed and consumed by what he witnessed, that he's eventually driven to seek out his own Wendigo Waifu high in the mountains, disappearing to never be heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717765
Wonder how many magazines I could stuff in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717771
So did I, still, sounds improper, the way you said it. Sanity is precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717640
You're probably disappointed because it's not how you imagined sex with her, and while you understand it's by no means supposed to, your subconsciousness doesn't get the difference and feels let down in the end.

Aftersex guilt is also a thing on it's own.

>>13717647
And you sound like you might deem sex a bit filthy deep inside, so genuine affection and sensual intimacy are somewhat negating and/or rivaling feelings to you, sorta.
I've heard it's such a major thing for some people they end up cheating on their beloved ones because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717782
Stick to fanfiction Dante.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717792
Dante was the most successful fanfic writer ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717782
>Pic

I came here to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717792
>fanfiction
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717800
The joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717792
Not him but I was just rereading the beginning of that again.

I had forgotten some of the best lines.

>"Through me the way is to the city dolent;
>Through me the way is to eternal dole;
>Through me the way among the people lost.
>Justice incited my sublime Creator;
>Created me divine Omnipotence,
>The highest Wisdom and the primal Love.
>Before me there were no created things,
>Only eterne, and I eternal last.
>All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"

Not exactly as I remember. But I think my old copy was from the 30's. Oh dolorous city and Abandon hope, all ye who enter here were definitely altered in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny, we call fan works fanfiction, as if the originals were real/happened at some point in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717807
Fan fiction doesn't indicate that at all. It just indicates fiction written by fans about anything. Non-official non-canonical non-sanctioned work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
someone draw a married one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717813
That is a married one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717805
Those are usually funny or clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717806
God made Dys?

>Primal love

If that's the case why not grant the rest of death, true death? Lessons are only such if you're free to mend your ways after. Hell is plain sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717815
sorry i meant unmarried then
or a more older one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717822
Cute comic already has an unmarried one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717817
Who came in your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717821
You've never actually read the Inferno, Purgatorio and Paradisio have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717830
It's been 12 years, give or take.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everyone, Trader Anon here.
Now I doubt you ever wanted to hear from me again ever, but I want you to hear me out.
After recently learning about Anonkun as an alternative to CYOAs since they're no longer allowed here, I don't feel comfortable invading /tg/ with my stories, and cause updating through Pastebin alone was slow I've decided to do a test run.
Starting this Saturday at 7:30 EDT I'll be making a standalone, more conventional High Fantasy Type story than my 'you're a shop owner' theme.
The story is mostly a test to gauge interest in my writing style for old and newcomers alike, and if it succeeds I'll continue my old stories through AnonKun (Posting the Pastebin to the story and recap of the respective stories as an introductory)
I hope to see you guys there.
Also I have yet to decide if there will or will not be fattening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717832
Then you'd still know hell isn't about lessons, it's about punishment. Purgatory is about lessons.

Love and justice don't always mean kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717836
B-but... i wanted to be a shop owner ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717836
CYOA's aren't technically banned here but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717836
>4th of July
>Day of family gatherings

You sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717840
All I remember of Inferno is that Hell is Lucifer's tomb and it sucks serious ass. Except Limbo, which simply licks ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717822
>appear like a little girl
Loli is their natural form

Here is unmarried stalking wendigo
>>13717570

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies must take precautions whenever they handle their husabdos, lest they have a very bad day afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717570
100% cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717840
>Love and justice
PWAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717836
First of all: Yay, you're back to fatten up things!
Secondly: Boo, I won't be here Saturday.
Thirdly: Boo, shop owner stuff is your shtick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717857
>ignoring the dust eaters and the NTR fags
It's actually kind of funny how Dante gave the cheaters the second best spot in the pit.

>>13717875
>Not understanding the perception of God in the Florentine during the late Middle Ages
>As written by a homeless man
>During the Black Death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717888
>Not understanding
Anon, you're the one who doesn't understand me. I'm laughing at their perception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
>Is a loli
>Mindfuckery
>Transforms her husband

I SMELL SABBATH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717888
Supposedly Date was a bit of a horndog, so of course he'd give lighter punishments to those with sins that reflected his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717892
Their perception is a little more on the fear and fire end of the scale but it's not that different from today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717570
man that is cute as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717903
I don't understand why you would bring that up. I laugh at people nowadays too. Color me euphoric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717900
Moefag pedo is what he was.

[Anonymous No.]

BE YE AFRAID!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
I like her, was obvious she was going to be timid/calm/kind from her art and >>13717570 just solidifies them as adorable to me. Imagine having one as a daughteru who insisted on wearing her coat even in summer
>"Are you okay in that? You're sweating buckets"
>"I-it's fine"
>"But you're red as a tomato and your breathing is kind of-"
>"I SAID IT'S FINE"
>She hides behind the couch pouting, not wanting to admit she wants to take her coat off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717917
Him too? Huh. Wonder why he fucked Mohhamed so bad then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717923
I-I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717841
Well if the standalone story does well we'll go back to the old stories!
>>13717843
It's still too touch and go, half the reason I stopped updating was out of worry if CYOAs was banned or not. I'd rather not test mods here.
>>13717846
>>13717883
You're right, I forgot. I'm terrible with dates. Because I wanted to make Saturday 100% a guaranteed writing day I wanted to start this Saturday, but I'll do it this Friday around the same time, and the Saturday after that and whatever weekday I decide upon it'll become regular, hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717925
Because Moohammad was the reason Dante had to fight for the worthless patch of desert God loves so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717923
>Mother/daughter cloak fort threesomes

BUENO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717925
Ol'Moe had his fill of lolis, while Dante never got his childfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717938
Yet Saladin was in a good place. Well, okay place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717950
Ah, but that's because Saladin didn't start the religion and was a worthy foe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717938
>Moohammad
>Hathorite Holstaurus with brown skin, a scimitar on her hip, a bare midriff and a sensual scarf on her face
Moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717964
I will cut you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717967
Why? I didn't even mention the shota husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717972
Who's the most unattractive male you can think of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717964
>>13717972
Why boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717978
Are you getting upset because I'm making fun of an ethnic and religious group?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717978
you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717982
Because deep down you know a healthy warlord who sacks her enemies' cities and takes boys for toys is exactly what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717983
Just answer the damn question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717989
No. That would be mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717993
You can mock an entire religious institution, its leader and followers, bit you can't be mean to one person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717999
I can be mean to assholes who believe in stupid shit, but I can't be mean to people because they're ugly. I have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718000
Just tell me! Who's gonna know? Who's going to tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718001
Niggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718001
Protestants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717836
I'm fairly sure the hostile reception you got last time was because of trolls. Every writefag in that thread got a shit reception except Nyanon, who earned his through egotism/stupidity - whatever you believe happened there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718001
ZE JEWS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718011
Why you gotta bully Cheesenugget? Bully his buttbuddy, Alp, instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718004
I'm nit sure thatvworks for what I was thinking g but here goes.

You said Moohammad. Well, if I was in that position every time I looked at her I'd see some hairy, stinky dude with a long ass, equally stinky beard going Ara Ara~ at me. Some things should not be sexualized.

I think you like Holsts, is this right? Your favorite girl? Your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718018
First of all that's not me, and secondly Mohammed started off as a young stud who scored with a rich widow.
And thirdly, I'm not all that into Holsts anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717617
>>13717634
>>13717639
>>13717601
>>13717596
Look at the picture again, notice the giant hand that's holding the Wendigo. The owner of that hand is certainly not human.

KC defiently is on a TG trend lately. Perhaps he has a fetish for it, perhaps he's just pandering to TG lovers.

Whatever it is, it's certainly been a thing with the last two MG. Whetever you like or hate it is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718018
>he doesn't like big brown girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718026
>tfw Holstaur is the only monstergirl made to appeal to lactation fetishists
>tfw Apsara probably doesn't even lactate due the lack of gigantic cowtits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718018
Muhammad is a bro as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

We all know KC is a fucking shit writer, why do people still try to like his writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718031
Just give them a daughteru and they'll be lactating soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718034
Because this is the MGE thread and no other settings are allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718031
>lactating loli
You know you need the delicious goat milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718032
Why does he look like that king who said Link muh boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718039
Why you gotta be so salty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718039
Bullshit nigga. MGE is the vast majority, yeah, but we talk about lots of other shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718046
>>13718047
Do you people take everything at face value?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717836
You are welcome if you give it a shot. But I do have the following suggestion:

Keep your stories at a limited lenght.

Why? Because this makes it easier for people to catch on with whatever CYOA you are busy with. I never bothered with Nyanons CYOA because it was a massive hassle to catch up with all the reading. So prevent a CYOA from dragging on for way too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718053
Sounds like a good idea, particularly if you'd plan out a skeleton outline tree in advance. I might try that out myself if I was gonna do a CYOA again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718014
Not bullying, he genuinely fucked up in the mentioned thread, but I was being impartial about it. The fact is people either say it was intentional and he revealed an ego, or it was a joke or mistake of some kind.

At any rate that was one hostile thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718060
Well let it go already. He's writing a cute adoption story now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718026
>KC defiently is on a TG trend lately
He likes to go on trends, remember he just got done with his brown girls trend.

Wonder what his next one will be, here's hoping he does some more Zipangu girls. Hell we haven't even had a Satori from him yet and they have a ton of potential to be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is fucking shit. So MGE should be driven out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718026
I personally think KC is trying to live up to his claim that the Wandering Scholar doesn't like monsters. Initially he almost seemed to adore what they did to their captured husbands, but now he's more obvious with his distaste.

I find it funny, the avatar KC uses to show his perfect waifus still thinks they're all a shit compared to human women. I suppose its realistic, I doubt many people outside of the threads would give up their lives and freedom for an easy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718066
No, you just need to learn to live and let live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718066
Whoah lad, it's not great, but it isn;t something to get a hateboner for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718066
Good luck with that, would rather kick out whiny faggots that can't think of a decent discussion to start rather than crying about MGE.

Want something talked about? Bring it up, if it doesn't catch on it was likely shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718065
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! I JUST WANT MAH PHOENIX! BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING LOLI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718034
It's a lot cooler when you can enjoy the whole thing, and don't have pick-and-ripoff few elements to feed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718066
>I have an opinion, therefore everyone should conform to it
Please just go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718068
Nigger, I'd totally love to get Stockholm Syndrome from a delicious yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718066
MGQ pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718079
I want to ferment that snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718068
>the avatar KC uses to show his perfect waifus still thinks they're all a shit compared to human women
I think you're making something up now Timmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718074
>Phoenix gets introduced
>Busty, ara-ara harpy with fire magic & healing powers
>Turns into a loli when it is reborn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717529
>>13717507
>>13717531

>Think of it Batman, to never again walk on a mid-summer day and feel the hot wind in your face. Or the warm touch of a lover's hand. Yes. I'd -KILL- for that.

>I've failed you. I wish there was another way I could say it. But I cannot. I can only pray, pray that you can hear me and forgive me, in a place where a warm hand waits for mine.

>Tell me, Batman. Have you ever seen a flower die? Watched something that was once so beautiful, so full of life, collapse and rot from within?

>Take a good look, Doctor. I've been like this for nearly fifty years and I haven't aged even a single day. I've become what many men only dream of; An immortal. Yet there isn't a day, an hour, a minute that I do not think of death. It obsesses me.

>Freeze, we have to get out here! The whole place is coming down!
>Leave me. Believe me, you're the only one who cares.
>Freeze, No!
>TERRY GET OUT OF THERE, NOW!

>TFW Victor only wanted to be with his waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEky8d8eU4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718034
Everything else by the Japanese is that much worse, western settings are pure autism, and threadcanon is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718087
That would be fine, just as long as she's not a perma loli. And retains her memory. Retraining her over and over would be bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718087
>Busty, ara-ara harpy
Firey Gandharva sans the brown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718091
That's what makes him such a great villain.
He doesn't want to be one, he just wants to live happily with his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718093
>Everything else
I like EMG the best, Monster Boys or no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718091
>TFW Victor only wanted to be with his waifu
He was the one guy I legitimately felt bad for in Arkham City. Guy needs a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718073
Phoenix would be nice, actually there's quite a lot of classic monsters missing. You'd think he'd have got around to giants before doing anything like transformation fetish stuff.
>>13718087
>Waifu that reincarnates every x years
>During the first years of a cycle she has a body like Papi
>During the later stage of the cycle she has a body a Wight would kill for
Could be nice, given a man's lifespan is often linked to his monster waifu he'd never get bored of his wife sticking to one body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718101
>needs a hug
He can't have one. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718096
How does she even play that thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718103
Oops misclicked, first part was meant for >>13718074 obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718068
>Outside the thread
>Implying we all think with our cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718097

DCAU is what actually turned him into a sympathetic villain. He's actually quite the cunt in both the comics and the Nu!52 reboot where Nora Fries wasn't even his wife, just a woman he obsessed over.

Thanks cape comics.

>>13718011

Imfuckingplying Autism Lord and Alp don't deserve their bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718106
She has claws.
>you will never see a metalhead Gandharva try to swoon some jailbait bishie violinist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718103
>Spoiler

What's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718104
Find a Yuki-Onna to help him with therapy
>Another one just like me, forever lost to the warmth
>That there would be one I could touch, one I could be with, without hurting
>Perhaps, even among this frigid world, an icy heart like mine may one day thaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718119
He'd deserve it. But oh no. Into a tiny cell he goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718121
Well, there is the tiny issue of him turning a whole bunch of people into ice-pops. Send him back to the asylum, get a Yuki to do his therapy, and who knows? Maybe he'll finally chill out. Realize he can be a nice guy instead of an ice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be in High School with Monster Girls
>Have No GF
>Suddenly you hear grunting from behind as a fairy struggles to give you a sealed letter
>She asks you to read it
>It's clearly a love letter
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718133
Since when has avenging your wife been a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718140
Stuff her in my pants and take her home with me.
Buy a harness to make her my eternal cock sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718140
>>Be in High School with Monster Girls
>>Have No GF
Impossible. I've already touched every bovine on campus, at least one of them has touched me back. Or I caused a stampede and they all touched me back. I'm more than happy with either really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718044
But the head baphomet hates tits
my theory is jealousy. I bet she'd try and lolify Deruella or the Demon Lord if she could

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718157
She's the arch-imouto after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718155
I want to be the agile as fuck dense bastard that always gets out of lewd situations out of sheer luck or agility.

Like in that OVA i forgot the name of, where the main character just outrun a horde of girls trying to capture him, and then he had to help in the rescue efforts to save the colapsed ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718149
>Freezing innocent bystanders to death
>Oh, but he's such a nice guy, let's give him a pass on all the lives he's destroyed

Ffffffffffuuuuuuuck YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718091
This gets mentioned every other thread and I'm not even bothered by it anymore. It was barely sad to begin with because its fucking Batman. Its about people in silly costumes slapping each other about and a hero with the world's most obvious alter ego after Superman. Why can't the Riddler just realize Bruce Wayne is the only person with the money to fund that kind of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718170
Okay, let me kill your wife and take away your ability to ever touch anyone again. See how you take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718173
The Riddler knows Bruce Wayne is Batman. At least he did back when I still read it. Also figured it out in Batman Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718174
How about you stop being a whiny bitch about muh wife and join her in death? She's gone, you were never gonna cure her. Victor Fries is a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718173
>barely sad to begin with
The actual Heart of Ice detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718167
>Like in that OVA i forgot the name of, where the main character just outrun a horde of girls trying to capture him
So like in "lol everything is back at the start" ending of 99% harem anime?
I fucking hate that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718179
And let the people responsible get away with it?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! She saw something scary! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718100
EMG has M.O.N, and thats always a good thing.

I also like to headcanon that a modern day MGE setting has something like them. A tribe of Dark Elves kidnapped a bunch of men? Monstergirl special forces are deployed to save the boys, help with MG PR and slap bad MG's shit.
The final villain would turn out to be their former commander who thinks that Deruella was right and all men belong to whatever mamono grabs them first

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718096
oh jesus fuck i never noticed she didn't have actual arms

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718191
>tentacle abomination
Purge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718197
Woop woop woop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718191
I still need to find that one image where Isaac steps on this cute monstrocity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718182
Its been mentioned several times in the threads before. Anything loses its emotional impact after several readings. But yes, I never could get emotionally involved in superhero stuff. They're superheros, they do impossible shit and fight evil. I don't care about feels in a world where people can't tell the difference between a man wearing glasses and without them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718167
Golden Boy. That was fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718191
Aw, those are some cute tentacle sleeves. Why don't you just remove them so I can help you out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718208
>I never could
Dead inside.
>a man wearing glasses and a man without them
You must've missed the part about him using hypnotic suggestion and his complete control over his facial muscles to change the structure. But that's okay. I don't want to talk about this anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Any buyfags here? Anything cool that you purchased recently?

Usually I don't consider myself as one but I want this so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718197
>Purge
By purge I assume you mean pulling your previous cumshot out of her abominable tentacle nest with your mushroom-head, and then you'd replace it with a fresh batch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718217
Looks decent, though I prefer figures with joints for posability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718217
I'm tempted to get that too, been a big fan of those designs for years but explaining such a blatantly lewd figure to people would be annoying. Already had questions about my Dog Days ones and 2hus.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon I have a confession. Do you know those 'feel good' movies where a corporate drone is stuck in a rural town, acts like a jerk, the town acts back and the drone learns to ~love the quirks~, and helps the town 'win'?"

>"I hate those movies. I honestly do. If there was a genre I could hate more it's those kind of movies. It's like those people don't know how to PR, how to manipulate the inner workings and failings of people, that the rural townspeople's affinity to emotion and heart rather than reason also makes them prone to act impulsive, to what they believe would benefit them best. That a simple changing of the scenery can cause two good friends to be at each others throats. Or expose local corruption, to make your corporation look more favorable or better yet, make it so public that NO ONE would trust or believe them."

>"And make that guy, who wants to look like a hero? Why not give him what he wants, push him, prod him, provoke him. Make him want to act brash and lash out. Make him seem insane or irrational. Make friends with his friends and have them work for you. Turn his life upside down and inside out, so that when his social and financial life is in tatters, he'll only look up to you. If you're as good as me he'll even grovel and lick your second hand shoes sparkly clean."

>"Then leave your offers which are taken up like a black friday sales, and exit that miserable wretch of habitable land in honestly a better shape than they deserve."

>"So Anon, what's the movie genre that you dislike?"

>"Uh, musicals?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718251
>Revealing your power level
>Talking to actual human beings about your power level
You're already a failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718260
woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718262
Of course I am, I'm posting here. It's just a matter of how much of a failure. It's not so much of a matter of talking to people about it, it's more living in a way where it's having people in the house is unavoidable.

Not going to let that get in the way of waifus though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718260
I like Musical and Feel Good movies. And Romantic movies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718260
I hate comedies because they're never funny!

[Anonymous No.]

So given the choice to which writefag would you sacrifice to Samhain in order to bring a good one back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718292
And horror movies because they're never scary!
>>13718297
No idea what a Samhain is but I volunteer myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718251
Yeah I hear where you are coming from, I don't have many figurines so it might stick out on my bookshelf. But of well, I want blue succubutts and I can just explain it the guest that visit my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718297
>Trying to start writefag drama again
Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718297
I choose myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718299

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R62nRlxRlk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718297
I want Bitchmont and Captain Americuck to both be killed and sacrificed. Literally anyone would be better than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718312
That's two sacrifices already! Who will we bring back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718297
Those rituals never work out right. You'd sacrifice something like Alp and Bollocks and wind up reviving Nega.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718315
machine kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718307

>He thinks Samhain is something bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718304
I keep my Shinki in the closet and only take her out when it's time to fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13715716
>/k/ raped
not unless he's a skinwalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718314
Oh its you again. Sure, lets just hate on the better writefags we've had because they sometimes go to other sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718336
We need a greentext about a /k/ommando going inna woods and meeting skinwalker-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718297
Sacrifice the volunteers so I can bring ParkedBuggy back and force him to continue the amazon story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718344
T-They betrayed us! They're traitors! F-Fudge them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718349
Fudge, Packer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718344
>>13718349
Enjoy sucking up to people who merely want to take advantage of you for their own selfish porpoises. I'm trying to keep quality in these threads and you people senselessly defending them helps me not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718354
>quality
So where is this quality you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718354
>Keeping quality in the threads
I'm sorry anon, but you're not fooling anyone, especially yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718348

THIS

Fucking this. You can't just write a great first chapter to a story that makes an otherwise shit tier monstergirl lovable and caring whilst still keeping her in tune with the official canon, and then vanish forever. What the fuck? I don't even care about the stack of other unfinished stories out there, just bring this guy back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718354
>quality in these threads
So where the fuck are you when the endless shitposting, fights and stupid threadcanon show up?

Also, how are they being selfish? By posting stories for us to read? Oh the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718354
>quality in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718362
Anon he's shitposting.
Just report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718316

I could use a Nuckelavee or Dullahan waifu if ya'll are going to toss me to the spirits of Samhain and get monkey paw'd into reviving NegaWalker.

[Anonymous No.]

The fire rises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718277
>"Yeah Anon, I had to let go of some steam. You know how work is for the middle management. But it's fine. I feel so much better now. That's what I like of you Anon, I can say things with enough bile to kill a river full of fish and you don't judge me for it. It's like having a great weight lifted off me."

>"Here, a gift. Please open it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718358
>>13718359
>>13718362
>>13718363

I believe engaging this individual further is ill-advised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718367
>"It's not a fucking purple dildo again is it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718297
Nyanon or Alp so we could have Peterdnzl back. Fuck it, just take both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718368
Yeah yeah, just had to get it out of my system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718367
>That's what I like of you Anon, I can say things with enough bile to kill a river full of fish and you don't judge me for it.
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718368
Because he's too adamant and hard headed with his shitposting, and because nobody ever reports him despite shitposting being being a bannable offense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718370
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718346

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718374
Moderation here is strange. I've had three day bans before for slight off topic posting while a trolling spree at the same time goes untouched.

At any rate, I can't speak for Captain, but Bromont has been here for a very long time and his stuff can be hit or miss, but that comes with being such an old writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lmZRRqF6wA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718382
Bromont recently has been hit or miss, buy in his prime he was much more able at playing your funnybone like a fiddle. And according to other boards, telling the mods to do their job is itself a bannable offense. It's like a bloody union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718364
>>13718374
>>13718382
>Having a negative opinion on a writefag should be a bannable offense
And they say the Bromont IDF doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to startle a witch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718389
I want to smite a wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718386
>telling mods how to do their jobs
I wasn't, but out of paranoia I deleted the post anyway.

I remember my first MG thread, I stumbled upon a Bromont story about Roy and his Lizardman mother going to a waterpark. He ended up hotdogging her down the waterslide somehow as amused and aroused monsters looked on. It also featured a BR wurm who was actually like the official canon and not a retard, she was just super strong, horny and didn't think about her actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718393
I want to cuddle an alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718336
Touched a nerve, did I?

But many of the folks over there are just gun nuts, and don't have basic survival skills. Even those who do will be hard pressed to survive; this ain't your wet dream of a zombie apocalypse. No guns, no metal working, no canned goods; you'll have to go out hunting and leave the safety of your man cave on a regular basis with little more than a sharpened stick.

And that's not even taking into account that some of these are actual predators that are born and bred for hunting in their native environment, and has superior sense, strength, and speed. Or an MG with ranged abilities and magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718394
>The Christmasu thread
That was a ride and a half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718394
>Bromont story about Roy and his Lizardman mother going to a waterpark. He ended up hotdogging her down the waterslide somehow as amused and aroused monsters looked on
Damn, I knew Roy and the Lizardman had an incest thing going on, but I never read the actual smut for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718387
There really are some writefags with an IDF out there for some reason, but I wouldn't say Bromont has one. We're more annoyed about your overreaction to him visiting other sites.

You aren't some kind of monstergirl thread mafia, we can and will go to other places if we please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718389
I want to sproink a P'Ork's tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718369
>>13718373
>"N-no of course not. he he hehhe. Why'd you even think that Anon. Fine, if you're going to be so apprehensive, I'll do it for you."

>"See it's just a drink. One that I think you'll just adore. Here let me read it to you."

>"The sailor had a ship in every dock, a love at every port. His men loved him, but also mocked him for how each women loved him. For he did not initiate the love, rather have their love thrust upon him, with him being pushed around to accept their love. Still as the sailor traveled on his men started to take bets on who he'd wed. The childhood love, the stoic lighthouse keeper, the deranged demonstrator of fenestration or Tanned tanner of toned tendencies. Over time these bets, which started off as jokes became violent, shouting matches and schemes to ensure the sailor would wed the girl of each faction's preference. In the end the sailor did marry, but it was a girl that only had one bet. It was a women, in that tea shop. The crewmen looked in abject horror as the sailor proposed to the teashop owner, with a ring worth a thousand passages through the oceans, their money and preferred hopes dashed along the rocks. They rushed back towards the ship, and rather face their losses and pay, they tearfully sunk the ship that was their second home with them still inside, crying like children to the depths below. Sunken Ship Tears, drink responsibly."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716750
>Still no edit of a Sandworm dancing like gif related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718395
>>13718400
Okay that's it, you two go in the looney bin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718396
You're talking about the range monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718403
That's not looney.

What's looney is convincing an alp to top me and put her in charge of the sex as if she were some dominant manticore, or something! And that's what I'm going to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718406
Lance please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718173
>Why can't the Riddler just realize Bruce Wayne is the only person with the money to fund that kind of shit?

He did
And he'll never tell anyone because he doesn't want to spoil the greatest riddle of all. Batman called him out on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718396
>survivalists have a zombie apocalypse wet dream

That shit disturbs me so much. How unhinged must you be to actually want a doomed world full of cannibalism and the worst humanity has to offer, where the best option for surviving is just murdering everyone you see just in case?

Fuck, we might want a doomed world too, but at least in ours everyone gets a nice waifu and a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718403
Curly, Straight! Curly, Straight! Curly, Straight! Curly, Straight! Curly, Straight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718402
>sandworm
>not anything else
also, sand wurm, is that like an arabian dancer wurm? rubies and emeralds actually wurms 'made' of those gems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718411
They want it because they think they're the cream of the crop. Good, bad... they're the guy with the gun. The only guy with the gun in the whole wide world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718412
CHANGE PLACES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718401
What is the monstergirl in question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718411
Zombies are the wet dream of gun nuts because they give you the opportunity to shoot endless human targets with zero legal or ethical consequence. Furthermore, those with guns are the kings, so it's a bit of a power trip thing too.

Zombies are also far less dangerous than other humanoid threats, like enemy soldiers, aliens, giant beasts, etc. So you can fight (relatively speaking) at your leisure rather than being in a constant state of OHFUKFUKFUK I CAN DIE ANY SECOND.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718416
And I thought we were pathetic. Now all our stupid arguments about waifus and dom/subs don't feel so bad.

>actual disaster happens
>/k/ gleefully tries to shoot people who threaten their survival (in other words anyway they don't like)
>/k/ gets shot because that person actually has friends who look out for them
Cream of the crop indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718420
>Fight at your leisure
Not if there's a literal wall of Zombies like in DotD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718425
>2017 rolls along
>Monster everywhere
>including zombies
>/k/ommandos try to shoot them
>like Zombina, they just tank it
>like our threadcanon, they want huuuuugs and waaarm
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or is that guy running that Grimagia card game just buying time with sparse updates to cover up the fact that he squandered everyone's money?

I'm starting to get a little concerned on where my money went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718428
Now I want to hold up in a mall while cute zombie girls try to get in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718409
Call me whatever you want, I'm going to force an Alp to be a dom me no matter what!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718354
Fuck you too, dude. Porpoises can be plenty generous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718434
You'd probably be the guy locked in a room while an Alp goes on about her days of when she first discovered she liked men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718416
>all that talk they have about going innawoods
>actually own da woods
>know that there's going to be hundreds of trigger happy range monkeys show up and wreck everything plus probably die horribly if shit goes down

Only one person in 50 has farms and land. Just imagine how the people who actually know how to survive just fine are going to get steamrolled by all the nuts from the cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718431
>Threadcanon zombie apocalypse

Oh god, I'd probably be lost because I couldn't bring myself to kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718436
So is Lance, the guy from Alpie's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718297
All our writefags so we could have Nega and Inari back, then take MachineAnon's ego and give half of it to each of them. Why play this game if we aren't going to play nightmare mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718431
>2017 meme

I still can't believe there was some sucker in here who bought into the 2012 Mayan Calander bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718441
Why would you need to? They just want warm hugs. That's what Lamias and Lizards want too. Hell, it's what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718443
>ego

What? I haven't seen him tripfag in like... well, never, actually. And he only writes occasionally. Where does the huge ego accusation come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718431
But the threadcanon zombie is annoying and only good for comedy settings.

I'd like them to be aware and essentially normal girls, only much prettier and with no pulse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718448
Holy shit that sound terribly misogynistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718447
He wrote a writefagging guide and it was essentially "the thread and other writefags can suck my dick"

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of Zombies, would the transition to Wighthood be gradual?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718448
>Taking away a zombie girl's simplemindedness
It's their one and only shtick, why the fuck would you remove that? If they're gonna be "normal girls", why even make them zombies at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718450
>don't want braindead retard zombies
>actually want someone I can hold a conversation with
>I'm a misogynist for this

I know you're baiting, but please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718456
It`d probably take fucking forever.

So much so that It`s not really fucking worth bothering with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718431
They get the actual love they deserve. I'd love to have a zombie be my waifu and constantly want warmth from me.

>>13718457
Delicious tan Ushi. Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
Ey there girl, whacha doin' with all dat junk in yo trunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
Cats are superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718456
Well, in the few stories there have been about it (Machine Anon's comes to mind, but there are others, I think), it's always been relatively overnight. Or at least small changes over time, then a huge change at once.

I guess it could be gradual, but no one's ever written about that as far as I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718458
Because they're still undead then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
God I hate Ushis.

Fucking creepy motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718461
Not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718464
Cats are selfish pricks, to hell with them.

Feline monstergirls on the other hand are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
>delicious brown Ushi
Yes! The things I'd do to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718404
The majority of /k/ are range monkeys, backyard target shooters, or people who "hunt" in a sanitised and safe setting once or twice a year. The amount of people there who'd really know what to do in a survival set up for an extended amount of time with no spare ammo or tools are probably in the single digits at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
She's a darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
I prefer my Ushi-Oni on the green/blueish side but a brown spider cow is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718473
Dogs are shit too. They're pack creatures who follow the whims of the alpha - their master. If they could get an upper hand and be the big man they generally would, its how they act in the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718467
They're called zombies. What is the most common definition for "zombie" in modern media? Mindless walking corpses.

A zombie who's as self aware and normal as a healthy person are not zombies. They're just people with cold skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
>Filename

Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
brown spider is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718482
Instincts are shit, aren't they? They make everything so simple and nihilistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718484
>Being this new to KC

Seriously. All MGs are "just" human girls with monster bits added on. It's like the entire setting. Undead are no different; just minor changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718484
The irony is even true zombies before the 60's were warm-blooded but basically brain dead from the original origin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718366
Bad kitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718484
Romero invented that kind of zombie anyway. Originally they were corpses reanimated with voodoo magic to act as servants to the summoner.

At any rate, what would an undead girl who could think for herself be then? I wouldn't say Wight, they're all upper class and stuff. Most likely snobby and stuck up, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718366
Do you have the un-edited picture of this? Image search has failed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718497
Romero always hated that the term zombie caught on for them. He always called them ghouls, which are closer myth-wise. He still calls them that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718489
It can be a shock to some, but thats how animals work. No animal can truly be domesticated, they'll still have instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lose to a Zombie in a FPS game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718505
But they'll just stand there slapping your corpse endlessly, like in all games with zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
nooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
Did RS commission this by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718505
Why don't you just watch paint dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
They look so cute together
Just like picrelated
I bet they would make a good pair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718502
Hellhound is pretty true to life if you think about it, they let you have your fun but the moment they see an opening they turn it right back around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718433
He took it and ran, this is what you get for using kickstarter these days. It used to be good and gave us some nice things but now its a useful tool for conmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718526
If Shou did that in MGE she'd turn into a cute dog girl with split personalities!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718505
>Play a Versus match of L4D with a zombie girl online
>You're on the zombie side, she's playing survivor
>This should be simple
>Pick Hunter
>Try to sneak up behind her as she walks through an alleyway for the kill
>She actually turns around and shoots you in the face with a shotgun as you're in mid-air
>Turns out she's watched enough zombie movies to know exactly where they come from and when
>"Gooootchaaa~
>yfw you just got rekt by a zombie girl in a videogame

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Luck Dragon MG. Lamia-life with fluffy soft fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718527
Now I want to see a Hellhound wear a "Mans best Waifu" t-shirt while a Hellpup wears a "Mans best Daughteru" t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a lock a rape bait bishie in a room with an Alp and a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718530
>She has two personalities
>Both are adorable and call you [spoiker]Oniichan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718517

Danzilla on DA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718547
Same thing that happens with every other monster girl you fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718547
The Alp tries to make a move on him only for the wurm to hug him all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718547
>Queerbait and retard

It's a special kind of hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718546
>a Hellpup wears a "Mans best Daughteru" t-shirt.
My heart needs this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718547
Is the Alp stage 2 or Stage 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718547
The room won't be locked for much longer, either the room comes crashing down from the Wurm's clumsy sex methods or she sends the Alp flying through the wall to get the man for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718571
>Alp stage 2 or Stage 3
There aren't really any stages, but I'd say it would be close to what people assume is "Stage 3", or the type that completely gives in and becomes a wanton slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would zombies like warm places?
Why would characters in The Walking Dead seek out cold places for safety?

Zombies would rot faster in hot climes, to the point where they'd be fully immobilised. If anything, zombie-girls should appreciate having an icepack pressed against their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718581
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718581
How new are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718581
You should be right, but straight it really is magic this time. Hell, if the zombie still has her birthing stuff when revived, she can give birth in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would a monster girl do if she found out her husband was completely burned out on sex?

Would she just dump him and go find another man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718581
>The Walking Dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718589
I'm ancient. Old and tired. I've seen threads upon threads of zombies wanting hugs and warm, and zombie imoutos asking their big brother to produce cold fusion devices.

And every time, I've wondered silently why the zombies would seek their own dissolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718596

>>13718493
>>13718585

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718593
Mamono mana, burn out is literally impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718593
She saves up her lust until her husband does want to fuck or she can't stand it anymore for the most vigorous fucking of her lifetime. What are you, a cuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718398
It's pretty hot. The art blog that tottori made for it still has the archive links to the christmas threads.
Spoilered because it's on a >tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718547
Let's up the ante.

The room is a cramped closet, the Wurm is a hug and kissu addict, and the Alp is a Baneposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718593
>someone tiring of sex after being corrupted by their waifus energy
Yeah, right. Hell, even if its a setting without that sort of thing, chances are it'd be like >>13718602

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718604
Trick the wurm into dressing up as BANE, and convince the alp to hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718602
No, just really burned out on sex and monster girls while also being impossibly cynical about the smallest things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718547
Going by MGE canon the Wurm starts to rape the bishie and the Alp joins in.

Going by threadcanon the Wurm hugs the bishie all night while the Alp watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718602
Probably this. Sometimes a regular wank feels amazing, so the pleasure of having a frustrated sexual prodigy pumping you full of magical sex energy must be insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718613
>Not inviting the Alp to join the cuddle for a cuddle pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718581
It's the MGE. The Demon Lord's overpowered succubus magic prevents undead from rotting. They're just cute girls that are cold to the touch and with a high libido.

They seek out warmth from anything with spirit energy so they can feel alive once more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718620
According to threadcanon the Wurm is too retarded to center her attention in more than one thing, so she only knows about the existence of the bishie. The Alp is too beta to do something without consent so she stays there watching them cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't anyone talk about Alps being doms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718580
Stage 3 Alp takes the lead by performing the superhuman task of convincing the Wurm to hold back, with a promise that it'll be better after she works her magic. She means that literally, because she has the instinct and the experience of a seasoned succubus.

Eventually, the Wurm and the HB are both covered in pleasure runes, and the Alp forces the HB to down a Doppelganger medicine.

The Alp is content with being done from behind by one HB clone, while watching the Wurm get violated in every hole by the rest of the clones until her mind breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Hellhound Alp be a spaghetti-spilling mess or the one Alp capable of dominating others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718633
Because that requires a stage 3 busty ara ara alp, and nobody talks about those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718640
>a Hellhound Alp
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718641
Yes, but WHY though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718529
Do you think there's a chance I can still file a chargeback?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718580
>or the type that completely gives in and becomes a wanton slut.

I'm going to continue to use the phrase "stage 3" as long as it remains the best shorthand phrase to describe this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718645
>Why don't people talk about alps once they're basically nothing but regular succubutts?
>Why aren't faggot catchers described as doms?

Gee Olly, that's a tough one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718643
Don't reply to cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718643
Alp is less of a species and more of a trait. A human boy can Alp into most Monster Girls, but most only Alp into a kind of Succubus. Also if a Human Boy that wants to Alp runs into a Dark Matter they become an Arch Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718651
Alright then. Despite there being no actual stages, it is certainly much more convenient to use the slang than typing out a sentence describing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718647
Not really, but you can try. Realistically, the best you can do is learn your lesson about kickstarter. It once gave us amazing things like FTL and Risk of Rain, but now its overrun with scams like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718647
A better question is When will they release all that snazzy art that appeals to my niche fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718658
They aren't going to alp into hellhounds you autist.

[Anonymous No.]

Is all this talk of dom alps happening because this appeared on exhentai recently http://exhentai.org/g/829145/16c4f530db/ or is this just a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718658
Alps should have been part of a World Guide rather than a profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718673
Fukcing hell I just masturbated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718658
An Alp is an Alp, there aren't Alp hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718673
Or like most things in these threads because someone tries hard enough to push it. Helps because Alps are the most talked about monster girls here so it's easy for someone to start a discussion on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718659
The only guy upset about its use is the one that's so autistic he doesn't understand the difference between stages of alpification and alps themselves.

>Stage 1 of alpification must be an alp even though it's just a fag.

>>13718675
Cait Sith should have stayed there too, but what can you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718673
>http://exhentai.org/g/829145/16c4f530db
>misc: chimi changa

W-what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718658
I'll take bullshit for 200 Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718681
>stages of Alpification
Can you actually point out in the guide or profile where it says that? All it says in either is "Gay Boy, still 100% human and not an Alp in any way/ The boy is now an Alp at a much later date/ The boy is now an Alp that fully accepts her love for cock". And if it was merely just Alpification, wouldn't everyone be saying "Stage 1 Alpification" instead of "stage Alp"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718658
Go away Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718686
I'll take you didn't read the FAQ on Alps. Men can turn into any kind of monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718686
Anon we had several shitstorms over it already. It's confirmed by KC.

>>13718690
Just because I know about it doesn't mean I want it. I bet you know about Matangos, that means you want to marry one right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718694
This?
http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR
Swiss needs to update the pastebin sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718694


Because I've read the FAQ and seen Swiss Momo's translations, I know you're stretching the truth. Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718701
>/answer/123510668373
>What type of men do monstergirls dislike?

They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!"

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718689
Hey there you are!

It's like you still are incapable of comprehending
>Potential to Alp
>Newly Turned Alp
>Alp That Has Accepted Womanhood

These things are described in both the world guide and the profile. And the THREAD is the one that assigned the shorthand STAGES to each. Comprende?

No matter how much you bitch that the word stage is not used in either, it doesn't change the utility of the moniker. And it will continue to be used as it has been for over a year now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718697
>>13718702

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718704
>Not Important will never have a QT Will o the Wisp GF

That makes me sad.

Also, doesn't that mean all the Order needs to do is turn their paladins into hateful killing machines and they've won?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718716
But then the monsters will just go right for the kill in self defense, unless KC changed that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718716
Monstergirls can defend themselves you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718704
Oh good, now I know I'm safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718707
A potential candidate for Alping should not be a part of the process if he still has a chance of not transforming at all. Not to mention there are Alps who accept their womanhood but still retain their appearance of a Tomboy, among other variations.
>THREAD
Last I checked KC overrules the threads for his own content, and he has nothing to imply stages whatsoever. If there were stages, there would be only 2: An Alp that hasn't accepted what she is, and one that has. Even then, during the process of Incubus/Man exposed to an enormous amount of DE at once, the man/Incubus can immediately jump to the supposed stage 2 depending on how he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718721
>>13718723

But I thought monsters never kill men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718725
You really need to get your priorities in check.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they make Pamphlets for Alp-To-Bes so they can plan out and decide what Monster Girl they want to be for the rest of their life.

They all pick fucking Mindflayer stop picking that you don't get to be a fucking Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718731
They don't want to kill men but if a man is attacking them and they can't husbando'd him what the fuck do you think they're going to do? Let him kill them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718704
So monstergirls won't bother you if you're a bad person?

Sounds viable. I already hate most people I know anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718731
It's in the guides. the only reason they would kill a man is if they were trying to kill them or their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718731
It's a taboo among them but i suppose one can kill men if pushed long enough.

Basically, if you make a MG kill you then you are the shittest human in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718731
>But I thought monsters never kill men
Try to kill one of their husbands and let's see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718735

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718702

does this make you uncomfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718729
Wrong. A stage one never has to go stage two and a stage two never has to go stage three. Any disease chart always begins with the normal individual untainted. Something like a transformation would be charted the same way.

You argument on syntax is as retarded as saying there's no paladins in KC land because they only use the term Hero, so we can't talk about paladins in here. It's technically correct in only the strictest sense and has no bearing on how the thread itself operates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718384
Mothraaaaaaya

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you people always ruin everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718763
This is the 4chins. That applies to all the boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718763
you are experiencing the symptoms of being a bitch.
i'm prescribing you a dose of fucking deal with it.

>>13718769
also this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718769
Just couldn't ignore him huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718763
>>13718769
We probably have people like here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tALEhFWCPw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718769
I remember back when I thought that out high propensity to responding to bait was specific to us, but it turns out that shit is site-wide now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718782
our high*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718763
What are you even talking about.

It's been better than last threads.

I think Wendigo helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718751
As if what I said would ever have any bearing on what the thread thinks. If it thought Apples were blue I couldn't convince them otherwise, since I have charisma comparable to the Hulk in a bikini.
Comparing it to a disease would not really fit in this situation, and something more like a caterpillar would suffice, as it is a transformation that can relate to what is going on.
That's a bad analogy you have there.
In the end, stages itself isn't right, but at this point it's now slang to represent certain outcomes in the Alp Transformation process. It would be much more accurate though if the Stage 1 was already a fully and freshly turned Alp and not just a gay guy who can still not transform and remain a donut puncher for the rest of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

Your baby Hol's first words are 'Touch Da Cow, do it now!'
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
Trade her for a nice alp, I didn't raise a fucking slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
Pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718780
>"It's a monstergirl, you dip!"
I fear for these threads when this day comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
Throw her out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
"Sweetie, you ARE the cow."
and then I proceed to give her upsies and kiss her forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
What the hell has she been doing to learn those lewd words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
Tickle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457
Why does it look like a screenshot from every Studio Ghibli movie ever?

Is it the white, shiba-esque dog?
Is it the natural fantastic nature of the shui?
Is it the long and vast green prairies contrasiting with a clear blue sky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718796
Hanging out with mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
Oblige and pet her head like a good parent. That's what she meant right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718789
Blow raspberries on her tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718793
>"IT'S A KIKIMORA MEIDO YOU DIP"
>"I KNOW /MGT/, IT'S THE WORST MOST DEPRAVED PLACE ON THE INTERNET WHERE ALL THE TRAITORS CONGREGATE"
Kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718800
Mommy's been a bad girl it seems...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718780
>I'm a /b/tard

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718796
Be a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718810
Jesus can't hear you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718799
MORE GLOW
MORE COLORS
MORE RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718816
All we need is more bloom filter and possibly lens flare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718816
>Ushi-Oni&! The Animation
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718796
You shouldnt've let that meme-spouting Alp babysit her, now she's starting to learn about the internet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718823
Wait, that was an Alp? Oh no! Time to make her pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718787
Still wrong. A caterpillar is terrible because it specifies a singular path with one outcome. A disease is perfect because it has many stages and can be stopped in the middle of any of them. The progressive transformation caused by DE in any creature really parallels diseases more than anything.

And stages have always been slang for different parts of the alping process, parts that KC specified. You thinking that it was considered official wording and trying to argue it from that point of view is why you get laughed at.

If you really looked at what KC wrote, you'd see that what people call Stage 2 is a parallel to the lesser succubus and the Stage 3 is a regular succubus. So if you were less autistic, you would quit going "Actually there's no such things as paladins in MGE. Show me the line where the word paladin is used." every time the subject came up and try to push that threadcanon angle instead, lesser alps and alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718823
Slap the Alp! Steal her scalp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718825
Pay with what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718815
That means there won't be monstergirls in Heaven. Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718829
Her tail. I hear Alp tails fetch a high price on the black market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718832
So?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like hurting people, mister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718827
>resorting to name calling
Well I guess having a civil discussion on things wasn't possible from the beginning. Also it seems you have terrible reading comprehension if you got all of that from the Alp profile and what was mentioned in the world guide. But regardless, I'll drop this before you turn things into a shitfest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837

Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837
Only on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837
Not in the least. I'll chase you though, since that's your thing. You slutty bird thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718835
So you'll have to settle for 3D ghost pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718828
>>13718834
Woah, calm down guys, no need to maim Alps.

Just exchange her for a Kikimora Maid and be done with it, or at least just sell her. There are plenty of people who'd take an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718838
Don't go "Actually there's no such thing as stages" every time you see it referenced like an autist and you won't get called one. It's real simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837
Oh piss off Cockatrice. No one like you or your rape inducing Pheromones.

But on the subject of the game Hotline Miami, fuck that line. Stop trying to make me feel bad for playing your game assholes. Pressing buttons to make the bad men go kablooey isn't the same as pulling piano wire on a guy's neck, watching and feeling the pulsing of his veins slowly give way to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718846
Oh wow.

I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837
>[X] Pick up baseball bat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAM6mG6BWjw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718828
I'd make drink moonshine till she pukes out her lungs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718848
Well there is no actual evidence to prove either side otherwise, since none of us want to ask KC to settle things once and for all.
But I should do what I mentioned earlier, and drop this. Maybe you should do it as well, and maybe stop throwing around names like some fourth grader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837
Baste the Cockatrice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718852
That question wasn't for you, it was for Jacket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718854
So why are you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718870
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718860
>Sides
>On the use of a shorthand term invented by the thread
>Referring to the part where KC says that Alps that have accepted womanhood into their hearts transform even more into the lewdest succubi that exist

It's cut and dry. You don't like it. Everyone gets that. But it's right there, clear as day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718874
Hey fuck you too, you faggot. I've sucked dick before so at least we have something in common though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718870
He probably wants to be a bitter fag on an indian curry discussion forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718874
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718879
So if I don't care about having to settle down with either a monster girl or a human girl I don't belong here?

Jesus christ you're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718865
>Pounding the fuck out of a Cockatrice's incredibly tight pussy in an alleyway.
>A man walks past and notices you.
>Yell out: "IT'S OKAY. SHE TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM ME."
>He leaves. Must have gotten the message.
>5 minutes later the cops show up.

Such is life in Monster Girl City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718884
>Monsters can rape you but you can't rape the monsters
Fuck this city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718884
>It's okay, she tried to run away from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718878
Good to see you're still going at it, even though the other guy said he was giving up and there are numerous other Alp variations that can occur that don't fall under any of the three stages. Just drop it already, I'm sure a lot of the people seeing these want it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a monstergirl. Recommend me something to satiate this consuming lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718881
I thought we were an indonisean spider cuisine newsletter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718884
>"IT'S OKAY. SHE TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM ME."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718888
That's what you get for having a Lilim-based Government.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718896
Find it yourself you lazy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718896
Drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718899
How about a Draco-Lilim government?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718884
>5 minutes later the cops show up.
>give you a ticket for using rubber

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718896
Lucid dreaming, tulpas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718908
Oh no, that's dragon's eaten her legs, and now it's biting into her shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718908
Still shit.

Monster girls would be awful leaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718919
So sayeth the man who doesn't know anything about leadership and acts like he's an expert from his computer chair, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718919
Even Pharaohs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718901
Okay.

>>13718903
>>13718911
I combined all of these, and now I have a noppera-bo who wont stop screaming at me. How do I fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718927
Give it the dick in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718919
>no fun allowed!
They aren't real or anything, so why do you feel the need to sperg about them filling certain roles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718926
Especially Pharaohs
They'd put equally heavy burden on non-cosplay monsters because one of her ex's left her for grape snake and another left her for her anubis secretary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718923
Actually let me rephrase that.

Most monster girls would probably be awful leaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718919
They would care for humans more than most human leaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718939
That's not saying much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718938
How would you know? When's the last time you saw any leadership?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718930
I tried, but her crotch is as featureless as her face. It's like a barbie doll down there.
Now she's trying to make me look at her by leaning over my shoulder and screaming in my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>Running of the bulls in MGC
>Monstergirls from all over the world gather
>Male participants are penned in adn given raging mushrooms and girtablilu venom
>They chase and brutally rape any MG they catch
>Married couples watch from the balconies and bet on who will catch who
>Mothers cheering their daughter's first taste of high impact sexual violence, some yell at the men to chase a particular girl
>The streets run a murky white as the stench of sex hangs in the air

I want to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718945
>Male participants are penned in adn given raging mushrooms and girtablilu venom
Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718944
That's what intercurial is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718948
Because?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718948
Let me guess, you wanted it to be men running away from monster girls right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718892
>numerous other Alp variations that can occur that don't fall under any of the three stage

Except 2 just means new alp and 3 just means has accepted being a girl. There's nothing else that comes as baggage. There's no standard size of tits for stage 3 or anything else. It applies to all of them, tomboys and milfs and all the rest.

And he could have stopped at any time, but he can't resist getting the last word.

I've heard his stupid argument about this since the first time he sperged out about it the better part of a year ago, and every time since. His arguement is just as bad as it was back then. But does he stop? No. Every time somebody says stage something, there he is. Personally I'm just sick of seeing the same complaint over and over all this time. He knows the reasoning behind everything but he just pretends not to and does the same dance every time. He could try to offer an alternative. He could just shut up. But no. The path he chooses is always feigning ignorance and playing the victim. There doesn't need to be this drama every time. If dragging it out now gets that point across then so be it.

There. I'm done. And unlike him I won't respond after saying so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718944
Cum where her face should be then. Whats the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718954
No. I'd like it if the raging mushroom gave them the chance of fighting back the monstergirls resulting in furious hatesex between them, but they're so bullshit that they take the strength of the girls and let the man rape them as they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never see the shenanigans between a staunch knight and snarky hellpup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718951
>>13718958
Now she's clawing at her skin where I rubbed my dick. And her face is long. And she's still screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718963
Who gives a fuck?

If you don't like it just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718969
Draw a face on her with marker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718971
>Who gives a fuck?
Don't quote me next time and I won't give you my opinion, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718969
It's obvious what you must do. Rub your dick all over her and make her claw herself out of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718955
>And unlike him I won't respond after saying so
It only took you a handful of posts to stop after he did. You're SO much better than him.
And you really must not have read the guide if you don't know that some Alps don't fully accept being a girl and end up looking like either the ENC Alp, a busty succubus, or anything in between. You're also being particularly whiny, what with your Ad Hominem barrage while the other guy was being civil while disagreeing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718973
Thanks Anon, this fixed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718983
I chortled.
Now give her an ahegao face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718963
>Let the men rape them as they want

Not seeing problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718983
>You call that a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718986
Rape should be left to the professionals.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the monster girls win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718995
Reminder that you're autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718995
We know. What we don't know is what happens to the Chief God. When asked, KC responded with "HIMITSU DESU" in his ask thingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718998
Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718995
But which one will win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718995
Win what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718939
Monsters shouldn't be leaders, they should have human bosses that place them where they abilities would profit the most.

Yeti nurses and caretakers

Gnome miners and Dragon metallurgists, who have to work under the watchful eyes of ogres or baphos to make sure they don't steal the ore.

Succubi porn directors.

Danuki economists.

Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719006
This. How anoyne would be stupid enough to let these animals be in charge is baffling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718985
http://i.imgur.com/2OWUm1i.jpg

I think it's better than anything .less or loen has ever done, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718994

>Men
>Not inventing and perfecting rape

If I was a faggot, I'd post a smug pepe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719009
Because they have an imagination instead of a spiked dildo up their ass unlike you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719010
She's beautiful now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718939
Well the monster lord and the Lillims are basically a good example of why monsters would be shitty leaders.

The equivalent of corruption to them is getting bored and wreaking havoc on the world for the heck of it.

I don't remember which Lillim was, but there is one that liked to wander the world making people do extremely kinky shit like if they were experimenting cattle or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719006
>ogres or baphos
As if either could stop a Dragon.
>But Baphos are the strongest
They're said to be the strongest in their own profile. 'Is said to be' = 'is rumoured to be'; 'it is generally thought that'. So in short, it's not really confirmed if they're the strongest or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719013
Masterfully argued, 11/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719022
I'd rather have a Ryu as a leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719013
You seem mad. Maybe you should take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719022
>>The equivalent of corruption to them is getting bored and wreaking havoc on the world for the heck of it.
>I don't remember which Lillim was, but there is one that liked to wander the world making people do extremely kinky shit like if they were experimenting cattle or something.
Gonna need some source on these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719035
With their intelligence and charisma they would make excellent leaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719023
Fuck off dragon autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719046
Enjoying your new meme, shitposter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719042
Exactly. They're probably why Zipangu is so not-shit.

Ryu for president 2016.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719011
>Almost never rape out of love
>Usually rape in the same ways over and over, almost never trying new was to rape
>Are inconsiderate of how good the victim is feeling, not caring that rape is about the victim as well
>Don't even give post rape cuddles

Human rapists are fingerpainters compared to the monsters' Rembrandt of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719023
Fuck off with your waifu powerlevel wankery,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719023
Fuck off with your mary sue dragon you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719042
>>13719056
She would need bodyguards to stop people from running up to her and touching her reverse scale though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719057
Lie
Wrong
Generalization
I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719067
>>13719059
>>13719046
Samefagging won't make it look like you're the majority here.
>But we're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719057
The only difference between that and monster girl rape is the cuddle thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719070
That's what Shirohebi are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719023
The chief general demon could kick a dragon's ass no problem. Even DnD stats back that up. Baphomet was a primordial, and the Goristro servants alone that work for Bap are Level 23 encounters. You'd need to step up to Ancient aged dragons to beat that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719046
>>13719067
>>13719067
Jesus christ, calm down you big babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719079
>Secretive Shirohebi in suits and sunglasses, following the Ryu closely.

Why haven't we moved to Zipangu yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719075
>hurf derp no way more than one poster doesn't like my mary sue lizards

[Anonymous No.]

Why are most of the maledom monster girls so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719075
We're not, you mongrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719093
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719082
For reference, a regular adult chromatic dragon is around half the level of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719082
I find it odd how they're so powerful, considering they were merely idols of worship instead of actual beings in their original legend. They were somehow connected to Templars from what I remember.
Then again, KC might be using some DnD Bapho instead of others, so she would be more than an Idol. Either way, do we have any actual stats on either? Or did Kc intentionally leave it vague for people to interpret as they see fit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719093
>>13719083

Painfully obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719097
>>13719108
No I'm being serious.

Most of them just don't seem very appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet my waifu could beat up your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719108
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719110
You don't seem very appealing either, but you don't see me crying about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719094
So you either proved you weren't samefagging, or you know a little photoshop magic.
But let's go with the former, in which case >>13719083

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719112
Well my waifu is smarter then your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719115
But I'm not crying about anything, I'm just asking a question.

[Anonymous No.]

You shitters seem especially autistic today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719113
I'm saying it's bait, not that you're samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719121
Let me ask you this then: Why are femdom monster girls so bad?

What? I'm just asking a question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719117
Don't post your opinions if you can't handle others reacting negatively to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719124
Eh, what'll you do.

It seems we're at the "no fun allowed" hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719128
>>13719093
They're subjectively bad to you because they don't really meet what you're looking for.
You have tastes that differ to what they were meant for. Do I need to talk to you like you're third graders to be any clearer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719115
>>13719128
Dude, come on, he didn't even bait the hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719107
I guarantee it's lifting from DnD just like the Mindflayer and the Gazer. But even the original Bap basically became another title for the devil the last few hundred years. Especially the title and part about goat of the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719138
No shit Sherlock.

You really earned that golden fence.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your egg born daughteru hatched Feet/Tail first and is running around the house with an egg on her head!
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719112
>Implying she'd even get to my waifu
>Implying I wouldn't use my own body to shield her, no matter how powerful the strikes, until the police arrive and arrest your waifu for assaulting humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718837

Why are we having this conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719145
Try to remember the last cartoon I saw this in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719142
So overall things mutated from what they were.
Still, if we just go by DnD we would still be merely assuming power levels in the MGE world, which at the end of the day is either a waste of time or the foundation for numerous ideas and inspiration. Unfortunately, it's only the latter once in a millennia .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719145
Laugh and take pictures to embarrass her with when she grows up.
It's not like she'll hurt herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719145
Start recording.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719145
Post it on monsterbook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719145
Deploy the Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719145
Record it for a little bit before gently cracking it open and giving her a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719112
My waifu's going to trick your waifu into being alone in a room with her, at which point she's going to mentally dominate her, then violate her body until she's a cockstarved rapemonster and then she'll sicc your waifu back on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719155
>"Lol, our little hatchling entered this world feet first"
>#HappyFeet
Please don't crucify me, I was only attempting to be humorous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719145
Take the other two egg pieces and give them to Jojos for them to wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719163
>until she's a cockstarved rapemonster and then she'll sicc your waifu back on you!
So business as usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719151
KC says the Baps are the strongest race of demons and the generals of the armies. Locks things down pretty tight honestly. Sure, you'd have an old dragon here or there that could beat one up, but mostly the top tier of demon is always more powerful than anything from a mortal plane. That's pretty consistent in almost any fantasy.

Makes me wonder where KC would slot the opposite of the Bap though, like an Archangel. The Valkyries didn't seem to be all that powerful compared to the higher level monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719124
>>13713719
>>13713849

all (you)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719166
I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719155
God a social media site for monster girls would be the goddamn worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719135
I want a big-titted Imp to help me with my day-to-day Demon Cultist activities.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons, I'm ready to admit it.
I'm a slut for cowgirls and I don't care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719170
Even more-so since she's picking a fight with her.

I'm thinking "Fallen God dimension of perpetual fucking"-tier cockstarved rapemonster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719179
There's literally nothing wrong with being a manslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719177
THEY'RE COMMUNICATING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719180
Ah, average Saturday then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719173
Probably an Archangel. I imagine regular Baphos are stronger than any Dragon that isn't fully matured, due to their enormous physical and magic stats, but a Mature one will be better in the physical department when mature. Those that have reached Divine, Elder, or Ancient Dragon status should be strong enough to go toe to toe with the one General Bapho, but that is merely an assumption since KC may not ever write about them at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719177
It couldn't be worse then our social media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719177
>>13719191
It would literally all just be porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719191
You say that now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719195
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719195
Chat-roulette with Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719208
Instead of guys masturbating its all monster girls masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719208
Every window is scjilicking and ERP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719107
>Or did Kc intentionally leave it vague for people to interpret as they see fit?
He only goes into this stuff when asked.

What we know so far is:
No, you can't fight the Demon Lord head on and win. Get creative.
Lilim are good at everything, but what they really excel at is magic.
Baphomets come in second place, and are either the strongest physically or tied with Dragons.
Vampires and Dhampir can fight a Dragon on equal terms if they tap into their bloodlust.
There are guns in the setting. They fall off against upper-mid to high level monsters and are useless against the likes of the Fallen Maidens.
Even something like a Werecat can overpower your average human so it's important to be prepared when traveling.
There's a stat system in place, so any human or monster can grind until they're at the point they can tank multiple fatal blows or gain the speed and strength necessary to compete with heroes and hero-level MGs.
Monsters and incubi can just fuck to raise their stats, but it's probably not going to be as effective as training unless your waifu is a top tier monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719209
>Finally find a MG who isn't schlicking.
>It's a group of four girls, a Manticore, Cheshire, Hellhound and a Kakuen.
>Say 'Hi'.
>They all start grinning and the Manticore lets her Tailpussy flop out of her baggy sweatpants and starts stroking it while moaning.
>Go to the next user.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719216
>Vampires and Dhampir can fight a Dragon on equal terms if they tap into their bloodlust
What? Where is this said?
This is most peculiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719220
>Go to the next user.
I see no reason to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719220
I'd stay and try to have a normal conversation with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719175
2/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719177
>No, one cowbell, or even zero, is quite enough. #holstaurushell
>Please stop intentionally getting lost in the snow. There aren't a lot of us, so we might not be able to save you in time. #yareyareyeti
>annit-pbulic intoxicataton lawsa re discrcimnatroy againsat oni #redonireality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719220
>"My Onee-chans tailpussy is bigger than yours."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719249
Would Oni's be the Irish/Scottish? or the niggers of the monster girl world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719251
Oh great anon now you made her cry, it took all her friends being there to convince her that she could do this and now you've hurt her feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719251
Since when is bigger better? I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a lubricated sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719208
>>13719209
>Wear fake alp-horns

Problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719272
More powerful squeezing muscles.

Just because it's fatter, doesn't mean it's any less tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719272
>Since when is bigger better

Didn't you know monster girls are all size queens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719263
Elves are the niggers of the monster girl world, Onis would pick up the local accent from where they live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719272
Bigger tailpussies probably have tighter innards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714635
>>13714638
>>13714658
>>13717207

So we got to be afraid of fuzzy Hugs, Big furry overcoats, and eternally cold embraces in the mountains...

...and that icicle girl too.

Yep. Winter is getting a nice set of girls the same as the Desert.

We just need a meadhall filled with valkyries up in the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719220
Time to go back to Only Love over Monbook with my friends, it's play by post and we just got our gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719284
All my want ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719284
I WANT TO ESCAPE MANTICORE MANSION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719284
I want to tickle a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

All I want in life is to cuddle up with a Hellhound while petting her head on a lazy sunday and watch some action movies or play vidya with her.

Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719226
His website or Twitter, right around the Dhampir's release. I might be remembering that bit of info incorrectly, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719216
>My mary sues though
Oh KC...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719305
It's not ok if humans can fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719304
I'll consider it a theory or some sort of headcanon until I see proof otherwise.
I've never seen any setting where Vampires where even on the same book of power as Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719308
Evidently not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719310
>I've never seen any setting where Vampires where even on the same book of power as Dragons.

Castlevania?

>you will never team up with your waifu to fight a vampire and a lich at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719310
True old vamps have always been top tier undead. That's been undermined in popular culture a lot the last couple of decades, but it's reflected in the DnD type stats. Adult Chromatic Dragons are all only a level or two higher than a Vampire Lord.

Something like vampire spawn is about the same level as a very young dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718816
This wasn't drawn by .less, was it?
Because it kind of looks like it, but at the same time looks drastically different from his old style.
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719321
Dracula himself might actually be strong enough, but were there any Dragons in Castlevania outside of the large handful of undead and skeletal ones?

>>13719328
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719337
Dracula had fucking death on his payroll he would steam roll any fucking dragon any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719347
And yet both always lost to some filthy hobo with a whip and severe OCD that made him whip every single candle he saw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719350
Powerlevels are more bullshit than a beef farm with laxatives mixed in with the feed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719350
Simon Belmont could probably clear all of MGE in a day if he had the motivation dude is a monster killing machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719356
In older Castlevanias they didn't even level up, they fought Dacula and Death with the same dirt and hobo sweat soaked garments as when they entered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719350
The Belmobts are warriors of GOD. The fuck you on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719284
God, those writhing insides! I want to stick my dick in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717207
Pretty decent. Shy and fidgety at first, lewd exhibitionist when she gets a husbando. Just the way I like them.

Would snuggle one is her fuzzy coat as a blizzard rages outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719350
Quincy Morris never used the Vampire Killer when he killed Dracula, and he's a canon character.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/a/LvPGT?gallery

I know it's 3D, but god damn imagine a Kikimora with this body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719387
Doesn't say that anywhere in the wiki.
It mentions they were a family in Transylvania that was eventually banished for reasons until Dracula appeared and they came to deal with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719284
God, I want to develop special exercise routines for tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719406
>Attack on Titan Cosplay: Petra Ral!
Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719406
>3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719368
>>13719356
>>13719350

http://youtu.be/5uZ_M0w8xKs

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Manticores so great?

The mane? The big meaty paws? Big fluffy ears? Wings? Tailpussy? Their attitude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719413
This is no cosplay Anon
No cosplay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719418
This tickles my autism, Simon only ever fought Werewolves in Castlevania II.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719439
All of it. I would totally snuggle that mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719439
But their attitude is the second worse part about them.

Worst being my spikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719451
>my spikes
Did we tear reality again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719451
>MY spikes
Self deprecating Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719451
>my

their*

Shit, I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719439
I want a Manticore to smugly dominate me with her tail.
And then cuddle with me afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719439
Fuck off slaveanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719439
I love all of those, though the wings are probably the least important part for me. All of it just coalesces into the perfect predator for hunting down and pleasing human boys whether they want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719455
You can't fool us Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719463
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

You decide to get revenge on your Monster Girl Boss who attempted to whore you out to face faceless lizardgirls. You've purchased some Wonderland Body Swap Fruit off the Black Market and have given one of them to Chubby Alp Senpai and the other to your boss.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

What Monster Girl is the boss who tried to sell you out? How easy is it to convince her to eat the Fruit and what's the Aftermath? Is revenge sweet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719457
Your taste is good and I share your yearning for a Manticore to milk me ragged and then hug my face into her bosom and mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
>Matango
Maybe she deserved it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
>fatty tranny
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719451
Well, lookie here, boys. Looks like we got ourselves a Manticore who doesn't like her species' evil stereotype.

What're looking for around these parts, huh? headpats? Hugs? Or perhaps you're looking for the hardcore shit, like handholding and cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474

>Chimaera
It depends on the personality she has at the time, but god the bodyswap will be confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719487
Can you stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719472
We hate you too, Manticore. Your tail thing is disgusting and the spikes make it even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719496
Holy shit I can't even...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719496
Are you seriously getting this offended over a joke? Grow some skin, nerdcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
>Scylla
>described as "insecure and starving for affection"

I'll tell her I'd marry her if she were more like Chubby Alp Senpai at which point she'll be jumping for a chance to switch bodies with her.

Then I'll marry Chubby Alp Senpai in Scylla's body. Game, set, match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719498
So mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
>Body Swap Fruit
>Chubby Alp Senpai
>Not just buying Manticore Venom, Mothman Dust, and Liliraune Nectar and mixing them into a cocktail of aphrodisiacs.
>Not spiking a drink with it and giving it to her.
>Not waiting until it starts to take hold and then fucking leaving the building.
>Not paying a wizard to ward your house so she can't get in and rape you.
Step your revenge game the fuck up pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719498
Screw you, tailpussies are the best thing since sliced bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
>Large mouse
Couldn't I just lock her in her room for a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719501
I'm not offended by it, It's just getting annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719498

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719506
She just rapes some other guy. Good job idiot, you just gave her a happy marriage with some rapebait bishounen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
Eh. I'll just ream the Alp instead until all the frustration is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719459
Manticore cubs for sale, found abandoned in a cave and ready for a new home!
Don't even have their spines yet!
200G a piece!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719516
Include getting the cocktail enchanted to make her feel lust towards you and only you.
And the wards keep her away from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
>Sea slime
Eh, whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719520
>200 for some kids of a shit monster

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719520
I'll take four!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719520
You couldn't get me to take one even if you payed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719520
Can I kindly raise one as a daughteru and give her love, kindness and affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719515
My heart

Yudodis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719284
>Bigger tailpussies probably have tighter innards.

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Manticore Tailpussy to dispute it.

[Anonymous No.]

retarded RP
monstergirl child trafficking
alps

this is the thread you dicks deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719533
Here you are!
As far as I can tell they are sisters.

That leaves us with three more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719549
I blame Oppai Loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719549
I know, this is depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719549
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719538
Should you so choose you may raise her as your daughter and not dick her.

>>13719529
>>13719537
Sorry to hear that friends, you can always browse out catalog of recently acquired MGs at any time for ones you do enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719284
>>13719542
According to some just RSanon sources, smaller tailpussy is tighter vacuum sealed tailpussy while bigger tailpussy is stronger writhing tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719565
RS writes the best Ushi/Manticore stuff in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719549
Don't forget
>kikifags wanting 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719574
I'm a Kikifag and i don't approve 3dpd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719574
Kikis are purest in their 2d form.
That guy's just a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719574
>Taking 3DPD seriously
holy fuck these threads really are a lost cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719583
>taking bait seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719572
He's a good writer. It's just a shame he's wasting his time on shit Ushi/Manticore stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719600
You really shouldent use words you dont understand anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you put your daughteru to bed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurGajlyEew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719583
>>13719600
>Actually liking 3dpd
These threads really are dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719614
now THIS is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719612
I read her this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sOA_U3-HOs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719610
The irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719619
3DPD has been frowned upon since the /a/ new blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations citizen! You have been randomly selected to be entered into the Monstergirl Integration program!
Pick a Number from 1-5 and use http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random to find out what kind of monstergirl you'll play host to. Stay tuned for personalities corresponding with the number you chose.

Please let this get us back on track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719627
FUCK! Beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
4.
Sahuagin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
3.
Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
2. Lizard. Well, the type is fine, just need a decent personality now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
4 Amazon Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
5
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
Succubus 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
4
Werewolf.

Can I replace her with a dog girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
Wendigo 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
>Red oni
Uhhhh, 5. Five is a good number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
3.
Goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

I like 3D and y'all can suck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
1 Fairy
I sense good things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719302
Yes.

You'll never get your seven foot tall hellhound, athletic and muscled like steel cable under a layer of soft, pinchable, squeezable chub.
You'll never sit in her lap and feel safe, knowing that all the terrible fires of Hell itself are your guardian, embodied in a protector who loves you more than life (or death) itself.
No matter how many pentagrams you paint (and believe me, I've tried, much to the dismay of my landlord) you'll never get to see her rise up from burning circle, smoke and embers rising from her curves, her charcoal skin, and fur darker than the limbo of the First Circle.
You'll never experience that fluttering in your stomach when her infernal eyes open and meet yours, those red irises windows into her soul of flame. Those same flames, leaking and blazing from her midnight black sclera, will never flare with joyous intensity when you smile and touch her cheek, all warm and soft against your finger.
She'll never snarl and turn on you when your teasing gets too far, picking you up and forcing her tongue down your throat without even realising she's doing it, sitting back on the couch with you on top so she can guide your member between her gates of hell, taunting you with the blissful, utterly sinful and sexual heat radiating from there.
She'll never smother your back and head in her huge, powerful paws, guiding and aiding every thrust you make into her. She'll never howl and pant and burn, performing with you sex so carnal it'd make the most lustful of devils blush.
You'll never stifle her howl with your mouth, quenching her boiling, burning desire with the cool relief and fulfilling pleasure of semen, spurt after spurt inside her tight love.
She'll never buck and orgasm while hugging you, squeezing you both down there and with her massive arms, trying to transmit as much of her love through touch as possible while crushing and squashing you to her full and rounded body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719655
These breasts aren't satisfactory.

[Anonymous No.]

dropping off scanned sketches

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719686
Good for you, you special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
>twice now

I feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718457

Who the hell is this tan Ushi-Oni and why is she all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
Personality time.

1. Cuddlebug. This girl enjoys cuddling to an almost fetishistic level, and will most certainly hold you close during sex. However, she can be a bit clingy and needs you to be near her at all times.

2. Dominatrix. This girl is a sadist and will tie you up and tease and taunt you during sex along with causing you pain. However, she's a sweet girl outside of the bedroom, and after sex she'll always make sure you're okay. She hurts you because she loves you.

3. Fitness freak. This girl is the type to wake up at six in the morning and go jogging to wake up, and is liable to take you with her. If you're out of shape, you can bet your ass she's going to train you into the ground to get you /fit/. She's got an athletic body, but not much experience in the bedroom. If you let her train you, she'll let you "train" her.

4. Christmas Cake. This monstergirl is older than most of the girls in the program, having gone 25 years without managing to get a single date, much less seduce a man. Therefore she's a bit insecure about her own attractiveness and will try to downplay it. If you get her in your bed, beware. She's got years of pent up lust just waiting to be unleashed.

5. NEET. This monstergirl's mother signed her up for the program because she spent all of her time lazing around the house instead of going out and finding a man. She's incredibly chill and content to just hang out with you, but those feelings might grow stronger if you let them. She enjoys the simple pleasures that the modern world allows her, is a bit chubby, probably would enjoy watching movies with you on your couch. She's also rather submissive in bed, content to lay back and let you do whatever you want to her. Be warned though, she most likely is going to leglock you to make sure you finish what you started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
thread saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719699
How many of us are there here, 150-180 tops? But it's in here that you hate 3D, there's billions of 3Ds that like each other, so you guys are the special snowflakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
Lawyer-chan, I should totally have you arrested on charges of negligent manslaughter because you keep stopping our hearts with cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
>Pelvic Bros
>And not one word was said....
Oh god my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719691
That was lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>Cake Dark elf
Score!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>Cuddlebug Fairy
Score

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>Fitness freak Goblin
Everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>CC Succubus.
It's OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>CC Sahuagin
The picture I posted was surprisingly accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stop Mothmanthra's accidental rampage in the city by embarassing her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>Submissive, neet, chubby troll who'll watch horror movies with me

Aw yisss, gonna Dick that into shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
Nice. Poor Ushi and cute Wendigo.

>>13719710
>>13719661
I hate everything. Everything ever. Both of the ones around it are nice, and I get this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
Hey Lawyer-chan, what's going on in the bottom Kejourou picture? Is her hair ruffling itself because she didn't notice he removed his hands?

Also, shy Wendigo, my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>/fit/ elf
Hrm. HRM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719714
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
>calling ushi evil
That's prejudice talking. If you just gave her a chance, I'm sure she'd show just how not-evil and cute she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719731
Aw come on anon, she'll never do anything you're not comfortable with, so long as she's on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>Dom Gazer

No, this is not how you make me like monoeye freaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719747
Tell it to my shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully girls that double me in height!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719697
I'm curious, if you don't mind me asking.
Why is it that you draw the human portions of the monstergirls body larger than a normal persons, they aren't giantess-tier, but they're still pretty HUEG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719729
I want to bully Mothmanthra until she flies away from embarrassment!

[Anonymous No.]

>Dominatrix Baphomet

well, probably going to die now
see you in hell, fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719769
How tall are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
>Cuddle Bug Wendigo
>Extra fluffy fluffy edition

I'm okay with dis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719710
W-what happens if you already chose a cuddlebug MG like a Yeti or Dormouse? Does the cuddlelust grown logarithmically to make her some super-yandere cuddle rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
>3 Honey Bee

>>13719710
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719732
please see post (>>13713270)

>>13719773
I'm sorry I don't quite understand your question, can you point out where or give an example??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719781
5' 11"
1.80 m

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719749
See, I don't have a problem if it was like that that. I don't give a fuck who's on top. The problem is how the description was. She delights in causing pain and teasing which puts her fully in shit tier range. I wouldn't mind a loving lizard who likes to be on top, but not a sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>not liking femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719798
manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719807
Fuck you, that's pretty tall by standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719805
>Baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719790
It's simple math really.
If it was already a cuddlebug monster, then the cuddlebug urges are doubled.

>>13719799
I feel like I worded that wrong. It's more that she enjoys watching you squirm and feeling like she has power over you. But if you want her to, let's say spank or whip you, she won't say no. Like I said, nothing out of your comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719797
>can you point out where or give an example??
The most recent one is: >>13719720

I'm not complaining though, since that is my preferred size for a tall monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719805
Try to be less obvious about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719809
Yeah, for a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719805
I prefer the tender variety with a bit of roughness.
>>13719810
>>13719819
Is everything bait now?
>inb4 hurr bitchboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719820
I all wanted was to bully ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719816
Yeah, see. You definitely worded that poorly then. I don't mind someone like that, but not one of those turbodoms that cums just from causing pain. It wouldn't matter how sweet she is outside the bedroom if that were the case, since she'd be getting sent back to where she came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719824
Everything is bait now.
Time to post about my love of THICK monster girls, manticores, sub girl, and impregnation of daughterus who may or may not be blood related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719769
>Try to bully a big monstergirl
>She just picks you up, takes you home and rapes you
Should have thought that one through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719825
I suggest you read Maddox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719825
>Find doppelanger
>She transforms into to copies of you, literally doubling you
>Begins counter-bullying, but now that you're outnumbered two to one, the tables have turned

And so anon fell victim to his hubris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719834
What's a Maddox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719457
>>13719480

>Look at you, jerking your hips into my tail. How can you even call yourself a man now?
>You morsels are always so amusing, putting on airs as if you don't want to feel the ultimate pleasure that I can give you
Ah... Ahh
>Mhmhm... Orgasming again? Your seed is quite delicious, after all. I can keep you going all night if I wanted.
>Mm? 'Why are you doing this?'
>It's simple isn't it? I'm doing it because I can
>You humans exist only as a food source to me. There's no way a Manticore could fall in love with one of you apes.
>'You're very pretty?' My, aren't we delusional. Trying to win my favor with compliments. It's no fun milking you if you're into it. We're done for the evening.
>No, I'm not continuing, you've ruined the mood with your spur of the moment speech. Now just lay there and give me... room!
>Don't try to struggle now, I've got you in my paws. They're so soft, aren't they? Go ahead.
>Lay your head into my mane.
>Mhmhmhm.... That's better.
>Dream me a dragon, Anon, and tell me about it later.
>I won't let the bitches get you, after all.
>You're my Princess.

[Anonymous No.]

Took your guys' advice and messed with her face some.

>>13719697
Gah! So good!

[Anonymous No.]

If we had Monster Girl onee-sans who would contain their otouto's and punish them for shitposting these threads would be so much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719841
But then we would all end up with productive lives and would be too happy with other things, then this thread wouldn't even exist. Or it will but it just ends up being like a Craigslist for stalkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719838
>Princess

Slapped and NTR'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719841
>Implying I wouldn't sneak into my pudgy, lazy werecat oneesan's bed room while she's sleeping and nibble her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719841
I want to put Catnip into my Werecat oneesan's drinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719838
Lovely, but I wouldn't mind being her "Prince" though.
>>13719840
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719837
Google it. When you see the book with a man punching a gorilla on the cover, you're at the right spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719818
Not him, but I'm guessing it's for clarity. Keep in mind that they start off as sketches, and if they were both the same size, it would look like a jumbled mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719851
>>13719845

It's whatever. I figured I'd get one last post in to try and not shitpost before hitting the bed for the evening.

I'd try to write something coherent but at the moment it's turning into nothing more than incoherent ramblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719845
>>13719851
Man, you guys are weenies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719818
I don't have a reference of size comparison between the monstergirl and the human, since I usually just draw based off of the picture of the monstergirl reference that comes up on a basic search. The resulting comparison is mostly based off the impression I'm getting from the posts that inspired my drawing and what I gather from the monstergirl's reference image.

In general, please let me know if there is a poor discrepancy in proportion or size between the monstergirl and person so I can fix that next time (since you pretty much only get one try with pen drawings).

>>13719840
Thanks! Your drawing is nicely done as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719841
>Implying I wouldn't't bring her to the fun side and shitpost 102 times as harder.

She's a hecathonchiere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719840
Looking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719864
You're a big dumb wigwam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719864
Said the pricessfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719873
You're a wigwam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719841
>onee-sans
Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719841
This onee-san spam is really getting alp posting-tier annoying, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kikimora to clean my house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719893
You gonna bitch about CC, Lolis, and Kikis too? You're bitching about an archetype of girls in a thread dedicated to girls.

That's the equivalent of going into a color thread and bitching when people talk about Red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719893
>>onee-san spam
>ctrl+f "onee-san"
>16 results
Nah, you're just autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719888
Normally I'd call you a faggot, but yeah, I wish we'd put oneesans on ice for a while. The new hotness are mothers. Full blood related I carried you in my womb bring your Dick back where it was born MOTHERS. And it's possible, yes very rare, but possible, so, let's be motherfuckers /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719720
You know what else is lovely?

Watching her skin smolder shades of dark red like coal as she comes down from her orgasm, and sliding against her because you're sweating so much. The room's maybe eight whole degrees hotter than it was when you started, and her tongue is out, eyelids heavy as she tries to fight off sleep.
She licks your face clean of sweat, leaving it cool and tingly as she spreads languid affection all over you. One minute, she's using her scythe-like claws as if they were the prongs on a scalp massager, scritch-scratching your head just the way you like it. The next, she's rubbing your back with her pads, switching between an assault of long, light and strong kisses and rubbing her nose against yours repeatedly, flashing wicked fangs in a contended grin.
Then, you can pull your limp self out of her molten honeypot, climb up her body so she doesn't need to hunch over to kiss you, and wrap your arms around her neck, over soft, thick mane and softer, fluffier hair. She's got hair like Kaoru Tanamachi's, except it falls to the small of her back, and looks even curlier.
She'll let out a contented little sigh and rest her chin on your head when you bury your face in her mane, sometimes venturing lower to motorboat her massive breasts, like hot water bottles acting in all defiance of gravity, pert and pillowy.
After a few minutes of snuggling up to her, letting those paws cover you like a blanket, you hear her breathing settle into the slow rhythm of sleep. Her ears twitch every so often, and her face, normally aggresively confident and striking in its beauty, instead looks cute and demure. But in the end, you can't keep your eyes open any longer to appreciate it, and you sink into her without complaint, mumbling that you love her.
Those arms squeeze you just a tiny bit tighter, and you quickly slip from hot, sweaty lethargy into peaceful dreams, nightmares chased away by the fiery demon wrapping you up in their embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719902

i want an ara ara kikimora to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719906
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719911
More for me faggot, I'm gonna be bringing the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719906
Is he an MG? Then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719904
>You're bitching about an archetype of girls in a thread dedicated to girls
And yet certain girls can't even be mentioned without getting attacked after 2-3 posts. I have as much right as them to bitch about what I don't like.

Also, all of the other themes you posted are also overused.

>>13719905
I meant every thread you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719909
But the master can't clean the maid! That's wrooonnggggggg!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719907
Good lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719915
If you meant she, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719474
>Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719913
>More for me
>Literally wants to fuck his blood related mother.
By definition you can't have more.

>>13719918
If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
I want to eat out a Kiki and watch her squirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719913
So I'm a faggot for not wanting to fuck my mother?

Alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719917
>Can't discuss Lolis
>Can't discuss Christmas Cake
>Can't discuss Onee-sans
I guess under anon's regime we're only allowed to discuss Monster Girls of an average age range. That is, until Anon decides those are "alp posting-tier annoying", in which case we move onto grannies, and once those are annoying we either move to babies or just give up because we're out of options. Thanks anon, you're really saving these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719907
Keep writing words you glorious bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719917
Ayyy, fuck you. We stopped talking about kikis and now the manticorefags are back, I ain't never listening to you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719934
>kikis are worth talking about
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719924
Yeah, it's late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719931
All I said was that those archetypes were getting annoying, not that you can't talk about it. Stop twisting my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719917
>And yet certain girls can't even be mentioned without getting attacked after 2-3 posts
While I like CCs, loli's, and Onee-sans. He IS pretty right about that.
Poor Amazonfags can't bring up their girl without gaining the ire of some diaper shitting autists, which happens EVERY time they're brought up.
>>13719934
>stop liking monstergirls I don't like!
This isn't the "Monstergirl Thread *no Manticores allowed tho" thread you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719934
I want a Kiki maid to tell me the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719936
>implying
Choke on a tailpussy, faggit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719941
And why does anyone care if you find something annoying? You think people care about the one Anon who constantly cries about Bromont?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719928
>Can't have more
>He's never traveled across time and dimensions to impregnate women with his essence and be born simultaneously in an infinite number of realities and fuck his mother in each one, ending in a massive orgy with his mothers from all realities

Small. Time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719944
>42 masah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719943
The only monstergirls I can think of that it's okay to hate is Matango and Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719931
That victim complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719943
I wish such thread existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719947
You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719946
You're literally showing how much you care by continuously replying to my posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719943
Suck me alp, go to bob's site where you belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>Janet is deleting threads
>We're back on page 8

This is going to be a long thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719955
So what you're saying is I took the bait? Damn, you got me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719958
>Janet
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719933
I wish I could, but it's half past three in the wee hours here. I'm spent and tired.

But I do like writing about hellhounds. I wrote that little thing with the foo dog-girl, and ever since then I think I've started to like hellhounds more and more. They've got a lot of potential, even if I do keep in my comfort zone and write them as a bit more vanilla than some people might like.

Maybe I'll write a properly fleshed out smut piece about one after I get around to finishing this goddamn slimegirl story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719949
KC nerfed Matangos didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719961
Nah, it wasn't bait. I just came straight up and said how onee-sans are getting annoying and overused, and you got upset about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719949
>>13719966
This Matango Hate meme is fucking autistic and annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719949
Its ok to hate all MG because in the end its only an opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719956
One doesn't have to associate with that faggot Bob in order to like a monstergirl you don't like.
>suck me alp
Real mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719967
It's bait because
>I like red
>Red is cool, I like how it goes with green
>Hey guys I don't like red and you're annoying for liking it
>No one cares
>You must care because you're replying :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719963
>Leaving in hiatus a good story for dity peasant slimes
U fucking wat m8?

[Anonymous No.]

If monster girls ever became real I'd just give up on my fetishes.

I'd doubt that any monster than declared me her husband would give a shit about them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719954
And you have no imagination or ambition and mad you didn't think of it first. You suckle on 1000 blood related breasts at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719982
Whatever floats your boat, paranoid anon. Onee sans are boring and overrated and you won't stop me from saying it.

See you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719985
I made a promise which I need to fulfill. Besides, I don't actually have any ideas for a hellhound story yet. I'll work on it, though. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719996
>having an imagination

What are you, five?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719997
>paranoid
Anon that doesn't make sense in this context. You can't just throw buzzwords around and expect it to mean something.

Whatever, enjoy your normally aged monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719996
*will never suckle

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we even bother with these threads? Does anyone here even like them anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719944
MAID FUCKING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720017
Some people just like monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720017
If you don't like it, then...
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720004
You don't? You'You're dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720017
I like them. I don't like the creeping bitterness, vitriol and hair-trigger aggresiveness, but I like the threads otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720036
When you take all that out, there's nothing left.

>inb4 "but OC!"
Yeah and that's posted offsite too on blogspots keeping track of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720036
>2015
>Not being grouchy and pissed all the time
I bet you have friends fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720044
Do you shout at loli's to get off your yard unless they wanna be cursed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720027
Never had one.

It's why I pretty much only go off the profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720017
I'm here for the drawfags, writefags, and cute mg story ideas that I want to eventually draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720053
Yes. There's so many fucking yards they can play on, hell even their own houses have yards. Why the fuck do they gotta step on MY front yard?

[Anonymous No.]

Deliciously touchable knife ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720017
I'm only here to shitpost once in a blue moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720090
I want knife ears to perform the functions of actual knives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720089
Because your yard is so green, not like Mister Hendersen's, or rapey like Ms. Johnson

But how could you keep them off when those smiling goblin faces and their werewolf friends are looking up at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720090
>Ahegaoing from ear rubs
I never understood this. It feels weird as hell to have your ears rubbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720108
4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720107
Isn't the local park enough for them? Can't a man live alone in peace with his yard? It's all I have left to take care of anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720108
It's mostly a cultural thing with the Japs. That's why they have those pseudo-ASMR ear licking, ear cleaning, and ear blowing audio tracks. In their culture it's considered a semi-erogenous zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720121
Don't be like that, you may look scary and chase them off but you're probably a nice guy deep down.

So much nicer than that one wizard who keeps putting curses on them.
Jenny still can't stop tasting the color purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720123
I'm not a jap and I'd love to do some ear licking/have my ears licked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720100
I hope they wash them thoroughly first, or that would be gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719968
>Meme
Nah, I just hate Matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719929
>Not waking up to a pair of holst breasts in your face
>Not nuzzling her awake
>Not having her wish you good morning and kissing your forehead
>Not hugging her as you sit up, carrying her to the bath and showering together
>Not washing her hair with tube shampoo she knows you like
>Not getting dressed and eying her curves in that tiny, tight apron
>Not taking her from behind and having her whine that she can't make breakfast this way as you pound her
>Not telling her she has all the nutrition you need and grabbing her tit, heavy with milk and sucking out the nourishing goodness
>Not playing with her ear while attacking her clit and making hcan'um so hard she can't stand, sinking to the floor
>Not telling her it's her turn to eat and gently glide your cock over her tongue as she sucks, until you give her her share of milk
>Not having be drive you to school
>Not smiling as she waves you goodbye and wishes you a good day
>Not walking back to the car and kissing her, violating her throat with your tongue, leaving her breathless
>Not saying "I love you mom, stay ready for me"
>Not watching as her face turns almost crimson, a goofy smile on it
>Not turning to leave and smirking at the non motherfuckers as they stare
>Not going about your day
>Not wrecking her as soon as you walk in the door, eating recovery waffles in bed made with her milk, to get ready for round 5
>Not being a motherlover

Yep, faggot through and through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720139
>Fucking your mother
>Cucking your father
DE
GE
NE
RATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720108
I feel sad you can't enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720146
Yes and?
Obviously not in the picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720146
It's ok anon, daddy was a scum who didn't even stick around! He can suck it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720146
There is no dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720090
God damn it, why are those two so cute?
I was trying so hard not to waifu anything from that game, but it just happened.
At least they're older than the squid kids, so it's not weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Did YBA ever post that update he promised or have I once more been misled by a lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720160
It's ok anon, I won't judge you for wanting to sex the adorable loli squids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720159
>MGC would like to remind you that it is considered a misdemeanour to drug the tea of the local Shirohebi, impregnate he, and convince her it was a virgin birth for the purposes of starting a cult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720139
Well, I mean, it's not very fair when you use a Holst for this.

>>13720167
I don't actually read his shit, so I didn't pay much attention, but didn't he say by the end of the week or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720172
her*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719943
>>13719953
Well I know what I'm doing for the next thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720172
This virgin birth thing makes my dick curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720172
Is it against the law for me to kidnap one, put her in my dungion and See what happens when I feed one a loli cookie and Hathor milk at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720177
I'm going to discuss Manticores just to spite you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720180
Enjoy your oppai loli Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720186
Or your flat CC Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720186
YES!
Now to double ze dosage, for science!

>>13720190
See above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720183
Might as well get it out of your system now before the next thread.
I'm semi-serious, but yeah go nuts. Manticores are fine aside from the spikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720180
>MGC Administration would like to remind you that kidnapping requires a MGC Official Kidnapping License and for the target to released within 30 days or for the marriage ceremony, which ever comes first.

>Please note that if the target is under 13, you will also require a Sabbath RapePass, which will require the signature of your local Sabbath representative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720194
I think their spikes are okay since they aren't going to hurt you because mamonomana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720199
Hey, I have the master liscense so I'm fine.
I even got the "Moderate experimentation" addendum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720194
But that venom man. That's like half the fun.

I've kinda always imagined them as retractable somehow anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720199
>Needing to have licenses from local sects
What is this, the USA?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make every Kikimora a dom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720225
I want to make every Hellhound a sub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720225
>>13720227
I want to overload the reactors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720220
Well if they retract so it'd pretty much be a tail with a fleshy onahole ending, that'd be pretty swell. I just don't like needles, it's hard enough for me to get vaccinations.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand all the 'Us vs Them' mentality in this thread. Can someone please explain to me why people get so upset when someone likes something they may not enjoy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720230
Shit game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720225
>>13720227

I want to remind everyone that KC has said multiple times all profiles are very fluid, and you can have loli / fit / CC and sub / dom/ switch / equal of any MG your heart desires.

I also want us all to get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720225
>>13720227
>>13720230
I want to cause an explosion of hathor's energy that would turn every dom kiki and sub hellhound super soft for snuggling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720146
>Out with Holst mom on a date
>Take her to the movies to watch The Paladining
>Horror movie about a mad paladin who collects the hands of lewd handholds monsters
>She shivers in fear through the whole movie, holding on to you
>Jackpot.jpg
>Take her to the beach to get her mind off of it, and yours on the sling bikini you got for her
>She's embarrassed at the looks she's getting
>Specially from your prude, non human nor monster fucking neighbor
>What is his dick painted on?
>Smack her being and grope that ass, eyes meeting with hers, assuring her she's the most beautiful gal on the beach
>He just harrumps while getting back to his newspaper
>Get in the water, it's cold as fuck, but thanks to that you're in nipple city
>Go under, staying there a while, making her look around worried
>Come up behind her and tap her on the shoulder, latching on her breast and making her give a quiet little moo
>Some saltwater gets in with the milk, but that's a small price to pay for the face she's making now
>Focus completely on nursing, slowly, deeply, sweetly
>She's biting her hand to nit cry out, and just like that, you stop
>You begin making your way out of tube water
>She stops you, looking pleadingly at you
>You ask if she wants to continue, she hurriedly nods yes
>You tell her what to do

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to give your hard-working Imp assistant her daily headpats.

A happy Imp is a helpful Imp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720239
Too bad that will never happen because whenever you try to have a monster girl cater to your fetish people will shout you down, then they have the nerve to say exactly what you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720233
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720190
I'm going to comfort that flat lonely CC Shirohebi and make her feel like the most special girl in the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720233
I want this to actually happen, me saying this just for shit and giggles and some soft bullying, only for her to track me down in tears pleading me not to leave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720244
If she does a good job, she's getting promoted to shoulder-riding Imp assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720233
If I recall correctly, it all goes back to about idiots trying to enforce their headcanons on others. The Hellhound profile was the first one (well, since /mgt/ became a thing) to explicitly say, "This is a dom girl unless you're superhuman."

So when a maledom fag said something along the lines of, "the hellhound a q.t., I want a sub hellhound," some femdoms responded with, "Nuh-uh! You're not allowed! That MG is for subs only!" and a shitstorm ensued.

But the truth is what this guy ( >>13720239 ) says is correct, so those exclusionary types are just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720244
Of course. And if she plays her cards right, she can get promoted to riding on my shoulder or my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719838
Aw yes, what a lovely Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720248
Good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720251
Every lowly Imp aspires to reach the position of shoulder-rider when recruited by a Warlock or Demon Cultist.

Truly the high-point of their lives, quite literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719639
Little late to the party but I'm reading what I missed
Girl is Ushi-Oni
Number is 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720230
Are you crazy? You'll blow up the whole thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720244
Will do, if she's a good girl then she'll get princess carried as a reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720271
THAT'S WHAT I WHUUUAAANTED

YOU WILL TELL ME

OR I'LL KILL YOU

VERY

FUCKING

SLOWLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720275
OK OK

I WILL DO THIS

I will do this.

No, I can't do this. I can't be responsible for this many threadly shitstorms. Kill me if you have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720255
Reminder that this is a thread dedicated to MGE erotic fantasy. Fuck cannon, it's whats important to you that matters.

You can have your cuddlecores and sub-hounds. Your dom kikis and loli-whatever.

You can have any color you want as long as it's black

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720280
USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

Wait a minute, that FUCKING CODE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720281
i want a half hellhound half Kiki that is dom and sub at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720282
S E X

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720267
What if she ends up getting to ride in the arms of the warlock as a reward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720272
That's so much praise she might faint from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720288
>Multiple Hellhound, Ogre and Oni cops show up

So the time has come.

HUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Get executed with a hail of bullets there and then because bad people don't get monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720284
That's what a Hellhound kinda already is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720290
Well, I guess I'll just need to lay on my bed with her in my lap and stroke her hair until she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720284
Switch hellhound in a maid outfit. Got it.

Would you like to upgrade to a loli version for an additional shipping and handling fee?

the answer is no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720281
>This that will never happen the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720227
I want to make every Alp a respectable and beloved member of society and a dom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720301
I want to make an Alp realize she's into eyeballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720303
Wh-What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720301
You should team up with a mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720301
Get out of here with your shit. I've tolerated so much of your guy's shit, but this is it. I'm done. Alps, respectable? Who the fuck do you think you are, shitlord? Your post just game anon's maid hellhound cancer. You're a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>These threads for the past two years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720281
>Spoiler

I SEE A HELLHOUND AND I WANT HER TURNED SUB
NO KIKIS ANYMORE I WANT THEM TO TURN DOM
I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY SPORTING THEIR RAPEY GAZE
I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD OR ELSE MY PELVIS PAYS

Dammit I swore I wouldn't do this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720308
Forgot to call you an autistic mongrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720308
>Who the fuck do you think you are, shitlord?
I'm the man who's going to marry a bunch of alps and cuddle and spoil them and make other people want alps of their own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720301
I want to flay an Alps skin and run her through a salt field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720312
i want a dom kikimora to rape a sub hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720320
/end thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720311
I can't help it, I'm a slut for big, throbbing tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a Mindflayer and make all the Anon's waifus the opposite of what they're supposed to be, and then have them all the Anons turn into Alps and laugh at all the misery that appears in their daughterus who are out a mommy and daddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720311
Manticores are still the best around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720311
Are you even surprised anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720328
I want a Mindflayer to live up to her name and literally flay my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

What went so horribly wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720337
The Jews.

[Anonymous No.]

It's happening again. I can feel the flames creeping up my legs already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720333
mmmm

>>13720337
Your mother and father's sleepover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720341
>Not having a tubby tanuki cuddle harem.

Come on man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720345
You're a good goy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720243
>Waiting in hiding for your partner in crime
>You see her and your "victim"
>Holst mom approaches with prude neighbor in tow, who she's asked to help "look for you"
>She tells him to split up to cover more ground and please meet at this spot
>Predator Mode Engage
>Silently make your way through the bushes and pull her down
>Resume what you started earlier, she's wet and it sure as fuck ain't water
>Cleave into her, receiving a strangled moan,
>Begin pumping into her, snaking your hips and hitting all the right spots
>After a while, prude neighbors shows up
>Showtime
>Grab the base of her tail, making her tense up, and using the hair at the end of it to tease her nipples
>She tries to hold her voice in, doing a good job of it
>Can't have that
>Let her "fall" forward, still holding on to her tail, but still forcing her to grab onto you so she can't cover her mouth anymore
>She grits her teeth, but you're thrusting too hard, too fast, too good!
>A good son knows
>She breaks down and moos at the top of her lungs as a count shattering orgasm shames her to her core
>MINE.jpg
>Prude neighbors watches the spectacle "hidden" behind a nearby bush
>Go on you pervert, you know you want to
>His eyes don't leave you for a second
>Then the finale
>You grab your mother from behind and begging fingering her as you ravage be pussy, making her squirt in every direction as you force her to cum multiple times
>She sits on your lap, panting, your rod still inside her
>You drop the act and look straight at the little voyeur, and wink at him
>He scampers off
>Feels good to be gangsta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720349
It's their bushy tails and business investments, I love them.
Even if they didn't have any shekles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720343
Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720342
Look at me, I'm burning.gif

It feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720370
>your waifu's face when she sees you burning alive and she can do nothing to stop it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720371
Not if she's a slime/water elemental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720356
Wow that's the second most generic thing I've seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720167
iirc he said he started editing this other work of his the day before, and then he could get back to normal updates after he's finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720384
You're the most generic person I've talked to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720326
There is literally nothing wrong with liking big, throbbing tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720388
Right back at you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720377
Would she soothe your pain when you have to change the bandages?
Would she love you even if your burns scarred your face and made you hideous to behold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720384
Blame the writer, not the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720396
>Would she love you even if your burns scarred your face and made you hideous to behold?

No, she'd probably just stuff a paper bag on my head and if that doesn't work she'd just leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720399
It's a better yandere manticore than leona that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720399
Would a manticore feel pleasure from her tailpussy getting eaten out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720233
I guess some vehemently oppose ideas they don't like out of fear that otherwise they become part of the shit heap known as thread canon and people will see it as the default way a given thing should be. Also >>13720246

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720399
Manticores are shitheads that don't deserve anything nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720402
>Leaving you because of how you look.
>After saving your life.
Get a better waifu pal, that one's not a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720407
Manticores are lovely girls who deserve all the nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720233
>That pic
I imagined a Manticore getting flustered and typing that and I laughed. Thanks for that anon, I really needed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720407
can one cumflate a manticore using her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720402
Were talking about creatures so brainless that they literally imprint on the first man that gets off inside of them.

You'd have nothing to worry about. They'd be overjoyed to have a dick regardless of how the rest of the package looked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720402
>You'll never be fated to never have a waifu because you almost died being burned to cinders and now your skin looks horrid and live the rest of your life in solitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720408
But all of them are probably like that.

The only winning move is to not play.

>>13720417
I'll believe that when pigs fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720417
Why do you tell lies on the internet, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720353
>Come back home, mom asleep in the passenger seat, the day's intensity getting to her
>Flash your neighbor the biggest shit eating grin you can muster as you pull in the driveway
>Carry mom inside, still asleep
>Tuck her into bed and go to your own room after grabbing a bite to eat
>In the middle of the night hear the doorknob rattle
>It's your mom
>She asks if she can sleep with you, apparently, the movie was too scary
>Welcome her beneath the covers and stroke her hair, easing her to sleep, saying "I love you Anon" just before she drifts off
>Darkness takes you, safe in her embrace
>"Good night Mommy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720425
>implying it's a lie.

Tell me anon, they either imprint or somehow always manage to rape their soulmate. Or they just don't give a fuck.

Which is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720174
>Fair

Embrace it anon, mom/son, is purest love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720422
>when pigs fly
Now all we need are P'Orcs with wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720404
Why not?

>>13720407
They're affectionate but forceful. Manticores aren't for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718191
Sing her a lullaby and ease her into sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720174
>it's not very fair when you use a Holst for this
What if she's a single adoptive mother like in that yandere holstaur motheru thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720431
The option that's not your headcanon. If we're talking MGE, then try reading the profiles or the world guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720442
>P'Orcs thrown into the air by a catapult
>Land straight on you
I'm staying inside.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who keeps forgetting that Mothman exists?
Which is sad because they are healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720442
I still won't trust monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720454
>Mothman
Big fat bug abdomens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720454
Mothra, oh Mothra~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720454
That Moth-chan bitch hogs the spotlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720371
>Her face when it's a girl you hate and she incubized you
>Her face when you pretend to go along with her then use your newfound strength to subdue her
>Her face when you torture yourself just to watch her suffer

It's a perverse kind of feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720455
>even in his fantasies, anon is still bitter and paranoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720459
I fail to see how that relates to that post, please explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720450
So, brainwashing then. Look anon, you can argue all you want but at the end of the day, their actual cannon involves them falling in love with the first man they fuck. Without fail. If you want to be one of the twue luv guys, I have nothing against that. My point stands, physical deformity wouldn't even factor into a monster's thought process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720459
That woman is a manticore.
I've heard her supports are good, luckily I've keep myself fairly in the dark about those.
Same 'Lazwald's' daughter seems to be pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720454
Now that you mention it, I don't remember them getting brought up whenever onee-sans or CCs are discussed (or ever, really), they look like they'd be great as those.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any analingus (girl on guy) monstergirl stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720458
>bitch
I remember when she was the spokesperson for good relations between man and monster. Then she was supposed to hold a speech at the UN, but couldn't because everybody was looking.
>>13720467
Dunno, but Akaname seems built for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720465
There was actually a story about one, but it was kind of a clusterfuck since it was a collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720462
>their actual cannon involves them falling in love with the first man they fuck. Without fail.
Repeating it won't make it any more true, you know.
2/10 I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you're not mentally impaired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720460
It's called being rational.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720465
>Dere dere mothman oneesan the loves to sneak up on you and nuzzle into your neck as she tells you how good of an otouto you are.
>Every time her friends come over you need to lock your room lest any stray moth dust and some 'excitement' on their part would lead to a couple pregnancies.
Not that your loving Oneesan would mind, her friends are just good enough to pass her standards for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720473
Nothing rational about making yourself miserable even in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720470
Got a link to it or the name of the writefag(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720477
http://pastebin.com/6wkEVhn3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720476
yes there is, it's called not being a schizophrenic.

I hate to tell you this, but you're stuck in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720479
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720483
And that means you're not allowed to fantasize as you please because...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720476
That's reality anon.

I don't deserve to be happy, which is why even with fictional women who just want to love I assume the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720487
I never said you're not allowed to. I said it's pointless and a waste of effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720461
It's about suffering. That anon made a post that made me think of the waifu suffering because you got hurt, but you aren't the cause per se. It also reminded me of this idea I had, being kidnapped and forcibly raped by a monster you despise. Over and over until you incubized, pretending to open up to get, the rage keeping you yourself. Until she lets down her guard, then you turn on her. You try to leave, but you're stuck with her, you crave her, and she knows it, but you will not give her the satisfaction. So, you try to kill yourself, but you're made of tougher stuff now, every method fails, but then, you see the pain in her face, and you do it again. She tries to make you stop, to free her, to let her help you, love you, but you won't allow it. You just keep hurting yourself, to hurt her. Death's too goid for her, she's stolen your life, now you're going to dedicate yours to watch her whrithe as what she live gets turn apart; you, by your own hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720488
I don't want you to be miserable, anon!
>>13720491
The effort is not wasted if it makes me happy. It's not pointless if it makes me happy. Even a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720483
You shouldn't use words you don't understand the meaning of. Daydreaming and fantasies are not schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720494
>I don't want you to be miserable, anon!

>Telling lies on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720502
It's not a lie. I'm a good guy! Here's a foxy fox for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720493
Edgy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720474
>You'll never get gangbanged by Mothman onee-san and her lewd friends.
>You'll never be in the center of the Post-sex cuddlepile.
This is a sad existence I lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720506
>I'm a good guy!
We all were at some point Anon. We all were at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720493
That made me smile. Thanks

>>13720496
You're absolutely right. Schizophrenia is the failure to be able to determine what is or isn't reality. This can be brought about by both genetic and environmental factors.

While arguing that spending every waking moment of you life on 4chan for some deluded fantasy isn't exactly schizophrenia, my point isn't entirely correct either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720508
Fucks given zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720512
*incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720493
>That entire post
Fuckning Sufferingfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720511
Well I'm going to stay that way! I'm incorruptible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720515
Praise me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720506
Damn mature foxes and their irresistible charms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720512
>some deluded fantasy
Dude. Everyone here knows it's not real. Nobody is "deluded". Except for you, you're on some mad crusade to stop people from enjoying themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720517
I used to think like you, Anon. Men who manage to stay on the right path for too long start to think they're invincible. I did, so much that my fall ended up being more painful than it was supposed to be.

But you don't have to worry about any of this yet. You're still a good person, for the time being that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720519
Aw c'mon anon, Why'd you have to go and make it weird?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anons, how would you help your monster waifu deal with her dysfunctional family?

Me personally I would be a terrible candidate, I'd probably just take her and go away from it all and find a place of work where I would meet them as little as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720512
You're welcone fellow sufferingfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720520
I want to get into a fox's box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720527
Show them your just as dysfunctional family and have them go boom on each other

all your problems are now gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720524
Hah! What could possibly break me?
>>13720529
FOX BOX?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720526
Your discomfort pleases me.

I enjoy hurting you, and wish to go on, hurting you.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720527
>Marrying a monster girl
>Not just pumping and dumping them.

You're just asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720529
>>13720535
Fat Fox Fanny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720527
Her family would have probably died off ages ago. Unless they became undead, as well, in which case they have her to thank for it. I guess I got lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720527
Dysfunctional how? By human standards, all monsters already are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720535
Time will give you scars anon. Scars that you'll get for being a good person. Try asking them instead.

I already have way too many to have anymore questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720521
I don't give a damn how you enjoy yourselves. If anyone here can be accused of arguing it's (you?),
>>13720476

I merely jumped down the throat of the idiot who argued that being a realist is somehow a bad thing. You can continue posting like a sperglord or accept that not everyone here wants to waste their life fantasizing about an erotic fantasy world that does not, will never, exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720545
>waste their life
How is it a waste? Your standards are your standards, other people's standards are different. Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720537
Wow, that's some real dedication to being shit.

>>13720538
>Pumping and dumping
>Not saving yourself for your waifu
>Not fucking her and then proposing
You disgust me and I hate you and everything you stand for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720550
>Implying I want a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720550
Keep it up, I'm almost there...

[Anonymous No.]

Pocket Fox! Small! Portable! Can be fed pieces of fried tofu to unleash magical powers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720548
I could ask you the same thing. What's the problem with the guy who doesn't want to daydream? For someone so desperate to take the moral high ground, you're just as guilty for arguing beliefs different to your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720558
...And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720553
You live a sadder existence than me. I didn't think that was possible.

>>13720554
This is where I stop. I'm not doing this anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720554
Anon, stop making this weird. You're making everyone uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720543
You know, family that hates each other, has built up resentment and when problems arise everyone pretends it never happens and never addresses it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720558
I'd take one of those, I'd give her as much fried tofu as she could hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720554
>HowToStopAnyShitposter.txt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720560
But there's a difference. I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720558
Lower the boobs, I feel that she'll break her back with those mammaries. I also don't want her to trip near the kitchen and get burns on her tits.

Dammit firefox 'mammaries' is a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720564
Mm, yes cast me aside, refuse me, deny me, it's all the more to lose.

>>13720565
For a thread full of perverts, you sure are innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720569
>no weresheep

One job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720569
If you really think that, by all means continue living vicariously though MGE. Nobody is saying you can't.

If you're going to default to "you're just wrong" further argument is a waste of both of our time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720576
Then add one. And a Mindflayer too while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720569
>Kesaran

But they're magic cocaine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720578
>living vicariously though MGE
You're pulling the strangest things outta your ass.
>a waste of both our time
If you're worried about wasting your time, why are you here, wasting it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720579
Can't, on mobile, too lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720574
Innocence keeps me sane
Plus it makes me get away with things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720566
Mm, I've lived that, couldn't begin to tell you where to start, that something a family must deal with themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720585
Innocence blinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720593
experience breeds apathy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717865
I recently bought a lovely print of Tinker Bell.

Very nice indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720595
Peace is a lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720550
>Not wanting to be a stud in nympholand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720595
Detachment leads to freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720597
Good sir, you are wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720600
freedom leads to merica

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720600
Even freedom has its price

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be princess carried by a wurm and I don't care if you think it's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720598
I'm only a stud for my waifu anon.
The only thing I'm gonna stick my dick in is her.
There may be plenty of monstergirls I'm attracted to, but if she doesn't put a ring on it, she's not getting the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720602
Damn it, don't tempt me with your flower crown
It'll make me want to pat your head

[Anonymous No.]

Hello Anon's, please avoid burning down the thread when the kunoichi are after you, contrary to popular belief, ninja's can catch you when you are on fire.
Good night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720602
I want to hold her close, not saying anything. Just, being with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720609
And here I thought flower wreaths were only my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720607
You're right, it's dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720602
I want to pat her head and rub her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720612
They're cute. Unless you're allergic to pollen or the flower, they're adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720454
Mothmanthra is too big to ignore! R-right? Surely people will finally p-pay attention to her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720607
I want to kick you down cliff and don't care of you think that's edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720607
go alp yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720603
America leads to greatness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720604
Post it, you know you want to hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720622
Hello 1950's Man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720608
Your waifu is a thing, an object to you? Beast. Shit husband.

Unless she's a golem, chochin obake, some other construct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720618
>You will never hang out with Wurmzilla, Queen Ghidorah (the three headed, golden wyvern), and mothmanthra on the beach after they had a weekly kerfuffle.
>Wurmchan will never be eating ice cream while Queen Ghidorah's heads grumble to each other (two of them at least, the center one is just happy to be with you)
>Mothmanthra is nearly trembling with happiness that you brought her along for the trip, her wings giving a happy flap every now and then which covers you all in dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720636
It's a figure of speech anon. If there's no love, there's no point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720630
Hello fellow patriot. Shall we drink while the wives cook dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720628
The lives of those willing to defend it.

The Order. Fighting the good fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720641
Drink? That's the Devil's piss! And the Devil is red! You're damn commie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720637
>her wings giving a happy flap every now and then which covers you all in dust.
Uh-oh. Cute as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720641
>Implying not an amazon waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720651
>implying an Amazon would let their fragile stud anywhere near the dangerous cooking fire and the sharp knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720654
>Implying the husband is either exceptionally dumb and/or flammable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720659
Who isn't flammable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720661
not this thread that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720645
I think you and I are not on the same page. Guess I'll have to do it myself.

http://youtu.be/MOJ91H4mraU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720661
Contrary to Hollywood, the human body isn't actually all that flammable. Rather than burst into flame, we just sorta cook unless the fire has reached the flash point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720651
What?

>>13720654
Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720668
Don't be a spoilsport.
>>13720669
>fuck off
Why? Because I made a joke about a fussy, overprotective Amazon wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720649
>She accidentally flaps towards MGC
>City shuts down as husbandos and waifus get covered in dust and start fucking like rabbits
>Mothmanthra tries to hide her head from embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720646
>>13720646
So are steaks. You saying steaks are bad? You a limp wristed grass muncher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720672
So far, I've gotten the impression that the amazon greentext was good-natured fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720669
Are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720677
Son, d'you even know that "alcohol" is an ayrab word? Now if it's an ayrab word, and you drink stuff with it in it, that makes you an ayrab! And we don't take kindly your types innnere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720683
please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720680
Are you?

>implying not an amazon waifu

How is that coherent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720649
>You will never walk out one day only to see Wurmzilla and Queen Ghidorah fighting, only the head of Queen Ghidorah that likes you has been cut off and replaced.
>As the two fight, you will never run out there to stop them only for one of Mecha Queen Ghidorah's feed to come crashing towards you.
But just as Wurmzilla screams out your name, the claw will stop but a few inches from you, a mechanical, questioning voice emanating from it.
>"A....non?...Is...that...you?...."
>The fight will never end then and there because, although the head that loved you was removed, the heart that still holds feelings for you still beats.
>Afterwards, you, Wurmzilla, and Mecha Ghidora will never go out for ice cream with Mothmanra before you all go drinking, the new head as affectionate as the old while the other two throw less bile and bitterness your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720684
You started it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720683
So you don't drink? Then what's there to do for fun in this town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720685
I'm ashamed I have to explain this to you.
>while the wives cook dinner?
Amazons have house-husbands. Cooking and cleaning. Do I really need to continue or are you exceptionally dense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720689
>fun
Fun? That sounds like one of them commie tricks. Here we work for a living, just like Ayn Rand taught us by working her fingers to the bone for all her life and never becoming a welfare parasite!

Okay now I really will stop.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, if there was one movie I'd like to show my Oomukade waifu, it'd be Gone Girl.

For one simple reason. 3D a shit and I would like to see her reaction to how the movie does yandere. Also cause I'd think she'd appreciate the dark humor set throughout the peace.

Any movies that you guys would show your waifu? Got any reason for them apart from "it's gud"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720693
Like I give a shit about your househusband bullshit. You quoted ne, next time use some sense before butting into other people's conversation with your slaveboy fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720696
How To Train Your Dragon, so I can get her to give me a ride on her back as she flies in the air rather than carrying me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720696
I'd like to show mine Saving Private Ryan.

Then laugh as she looks at me in horror as I tell her that this is low-level shit for our modern day society. You still use swords, lol? Then point out that her species extinction is inevitable and purge her from the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720696
Star Wars or whatever the MGC equivalent is.

>No muscled Wampa girl to kidnap you and shatter your pelvis before cuddling you in her ice cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720699
Dude. I'm going to have to ask you to calm the fuck down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720695
>Ayn Rand

Wasn't she dependent on the government in her final days?

Also

>Fucking Ayn Rand

You. Me. Fistycuffs. Outside. NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720701
And here I thought you couldn't make yourself look more like an asshole.

Stay classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720705
>Wasn't she
Yes, that's the joke.
>Fistycuffs
What's wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720707
That was meant for:
>>13720699

But seriously. The Order is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720673
>Mothmanra hides her face in her hands while Wurmzilla pats her on the back, telling her it'll be alright.
>This just causes a puff of dust to cover all of you.
>You're just happy they went back to human sized when the pelvis shattering commenced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720711
Ah, my apologies fella. Now how about them steaks?

[Anonymous No.]

Well it's been a while since I did this.
Here you go. http://pastebin.com/FKX2w0iH
Since I know you won't like it, I'll post a pic that is much more likable than the crap I just wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720704

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720724
>steak
>not stale bread
It's like you're rich or something, affording steak. Are you some kind of ty-rant?
>>13720729
What's up with you? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720727
Stop Alping it up, people will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720713
Heh, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my raven haired, familiar friend to smile.
Taking her on dates and to movies while asking why she seems so distant these days, never smiling at anything.
>Then she reveals that she's been going back in time because tomorrow I get mind broken by a different MG every time, left in an alleyway like a discarded tissue.
>I then tell her to stop watching Magical Monster Girl Mamoka so much, maybe some Cosmic Niceguy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720731
Just between you and me, I play the ponies, and there's this bicorn that's sweet on me, see? I tell her if she wins 1000 races, I'll slip her the 'old slim Jim,. She races her hardest, and I make a bundle. Of course, I'm not gonna because I'm not a degenerate. Heh, horse pussy...

[Anonymous No.]

>You smile as you watch her clean
>The kikimora returns with a shy blush before returning to her work
>She showed up a few weeks back, you weren’t sure why but she does a good job
>She lets out a yelp as you poke her in the side, your other hand holding out a glass of cool water
>She accepts with a look of surprise, and then gets up on her toes to give you a peck on the lips
>She drinks deeply before returning the glass
>You walk away to add it to the sink
>There’s an audible thump from the living room
>With a small sigh, you pick up her limp form and begin to drag it into the next room
>Through a door and down the stairs you reach the basement
>With a final heave you deposit her into the freshly dug hole
>you wipe of the sweat before grabbing a nearby shovel
>With a final look you begin filling the hole from a nearby pile
>You have an hour before she wakes up
>Such is the life of an Order assassin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720746
HOLY SHIT. You got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720746
>Murdering monstergirls
What the fuck are you even doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720746
>Yeah, sure is fin-
>The dirt tremble's and a hand grabs your leg, the iron grip of the Kiki's corpse pulling you deeper into the dirt as her voice echo's
>"Ara ara Mastah....if you wanted a dead girl you could have just asked..."

And that's how I met your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonnewt Princess a QT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720751
Protecting humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720746
>poke her in the side
:D

>audible thump from the living room
D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720696
All the Marvel Movies because I think they're great to sit down and watch.
>inb4 "Capeshit"

And then also Pacific Rim because it's the most fun ever, and Kingsmen because dear god is that shit good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720756
You stay the fuck away from my waifu.
This is why I joined the sunbros instead of the order.

>>13720760
>Pacific Rim
>the most fun ever
You're my brother now, I hope you know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720756
Dude, stop lying.
We all know you just want a sweet ass zombie/ghost harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720756
Hey, if anyone happens to have that pic of the Paladin with the caption "Fight the good fight," I need it for reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720746
>First a yeti
>Now a kiki

You could kill monsters worthy of extermination, like amazons, manticores and ushi onis you jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720765
>>13720760
>Pacific Rim
>Fun
My comrades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720772
You sicken me

>>13720777
Oh don't worry, they'll get their turn. They all will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720779
AYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720777
And you can't being up the Yeti, I wrote a short cuddle story to balance it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720746
You're great Assasin kun, but seriously, this >>13720777

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720787
Wait, you're the same guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720780
Hey, I'm not the one who's killing girl's so he can be cuddled by a zombie yeti or have a ghost kiki sing songs while she cleans your house, multiple brooms weeping by invisible hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720791
No shit, Murloc. I mean, Sherlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720791
Let's test you powers of deduction. What am I going to do next, do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720801
Can you guess what I will do next?

You're a pussy, if you're gonna rustle, don't bitch out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720727
Don't Alp it up. I'll have to start bullying you if you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720792
No. Bad. Seriously, no undead. Pretty please.

>>13720811
Er. Wrong. The correct answer is write a sweet kikimora story. Are you picking up on the pattern yet, shitlord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720821
>Shitlord

And just like that you're garbage. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720821
Nope, you dug your grave Anon, or theirs if one wanted to be more accurate, now you have to live with them wanting you to join them in slow, tender cuddling.
Why, what will you do when zombie yeti grows into the wight yeti and can cuddle you body AND soul while the ghost haunts your dreams with visions of sweet, tender loving.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey I know! Let's all go look for treasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720833
Scream. Lot's of screaming.

>>13720831
Feel free to not read my stories. I'm not going to beg for the privilege of writing for you.

With any luck, I'll have the kikimora story done in a 2-3 days. I gotta do university stuff tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720838
Eh, why not? Not like there's anything else to do
Thought, quick question: WHERE would there be treasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720845
Yeah, they are screamers.
And they'd love to make you scream with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720850
Why do you do this to me? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720848
In dusty old chests, in places nobody ever visits. All alone there, getting covered in dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720854
You took their lives Anon
They took your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720855
This is what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720855
Uhuh. So you want us to go to places where no man has ever been before, from a dusty old attic to the centre of the cosmos, just to find so treasure?
Bloody well better be worth it

[Anonymous No.]

A) The yeti cages
B) The lamia pits
C) The dragon's cave
Where do you look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720861
>>13720863
Is love not the greatest treasure of all?
>>13720864
D) The Wurm Burrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720864
B

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720864
>yeti cages
Wait, who the hell is keeping them in cages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720864
Dragon's cave is a one way trip to knowing what a lobster feels like
Lamia pit means constrictors
Yeti cages concern me

>>13720868
And fuck you for suggesting the labyrinth that is the Wurm Burrows. I say we go look for treasure somewhere that won't end in death or us getting lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720864
C, then B, then A.
I then finish it off with another trip through C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720873
>>13720875

Who said they don't want to be there? Look at all these young adventurers looking for treasure.

It's a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720875
>death or us getting lost
How do you get lost in a Wurm Burrow? Even the fucking Wurms can navigate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720864
I'll take option B. Best risk:reward ratio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720868
You misunderstand.

>in places nobody ever visits
>All alone getting covered in dust

I just want to quietly waste away. Unneeded by anyone. Unknown to all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720883
Shut up Marvin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720883
Unacceptable. TO THE YETIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720845
Who are you then, so I can ignore you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720880
It's always a trap! "Oh let's go into the deep dark cave where the air'll get stuffy and you probably won't see the light of day for months!" WHAT COULD POSSIBLY FUCKING GO WRONG
Young idiot adventurers going out there getting themselves killed because their papi told them about their adventuring days but left out the parts where it's FUCKING DANGEROUS

>>13720881
It's just a labyrinth of caves and tunnels. And pits. Going in all directions
Some might even lead to a magma pocket. Or the core

[Anonymous No.]

Quick

Wendigo or Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720887
I am Murloc. MRLARGALARGL

Look upon my Yetis and despair.

[Anonymous No.]

a-anon i'am pregnant, are you going to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720888
You know how to get out of the Wurm Burrows? Grab a Wurm by the tail, climb on her back and tell her "SURFACEWARD HO!"
>>13720891
More than a fish, more than a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720892
>four arms
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720892
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720885
Please, just leave me be. Not everyone wants to live. Some simply exist, until they aren't there anymore. No need to make a fuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720889
NEET loli Kejerou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720893
A) good luck
B) Sometimes only the worst of both. But I try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720821
>On xbox live shitting on those scrub grade schoolers in cod of halo 4
>sip mountain dew after winning nuke
>it's empty
>throw it onto floor
>just one more addition to your throne of dew and dreams
>call out for Linore
>she bursts in with a gas mask on
>Her immaculate clothes, smooth ash-coloured feathers, and delicate posture are too much for you to bear
>cream pants
>if only you could see her beautiful blue eyes
>were they even blue
>you couldn't remember, she'd been wearing the mask for 2 years
>she stares at your now ruined shorts and freezes
>starts twitching
>tears off your clothes
>rips cords out of outlet
>kicks out throne of cans from under you
>Starts screaming at you with foot on your chest
>beats you with mop, then feather duster
>carries your 400 pound ass into tub
>scrubs you out
>you feel your old shell come off
>muscles growing
>lipids decaying
>hair becomes angelic rays of light
>you emerge a new man, a new existence
>you admire your toned body in the mirror
>you grab your dear kiki by the waist and hoist her up, giving her a deep kiss
>walk back to room
>sit down
>go back to playing xbox
>who the fuck needs cords
>kiki clears out empty cans and leaves room
>you hear sobbing from outside
>a sigh comes from your lips
>you look to your side
>behold
>a fresh new can of mountain dew, manticore venom flavour
>you open it and drink, smiling deeply
>It's nice and relaxing, just like your maid's lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720897
>>13714638
Look at the Yeti anon. Snuggle the Yeti. Yeti is love. Yeti is life.

I want you to repeat this to yourself. Then remember that somewhere in someone there's a Yeti for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720904
Well fuck you too. Now what the hell am I going to write?

Now I gotta put effort into it. =(

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720864
A all the way, open all the cages at once. I can take em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720908
Well done, btw. 10/10, depressing yet excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720914
Thanks!

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/HQJCw5iS

elh senpai notice me

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if I'm a slut for multiple monster girl species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720926
Start raking in $$$. You're already a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720926
No one loves a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720926
Well, considering you're deep in the slut hole, you might as well start selling yourself to make some revenue

[Anonymous No.]

You can improve any MGE girl by giving her tits at least as large as her own head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720928
>>13720930
>>13720931
But pure love is my biggest fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720904
I hope that ended happily with him fucking his new waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720936
Well then stop being a slut
It's not quantum science

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720889
Wendigo flasher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720889
I'd rather an Ushi-Oni than a wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720940
Too late.
It's been decided that it will be Kejourou. A kindergartener Kejourour who looks like Cousin It and is friends with the MC Jimmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720942
You know, this brings up a good point
Having a bath for a Kejourou must be a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720924

It's a little short to be mentioned at the moment. Singular post greentext pastes aren't really long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen. Sleep well and dream of Yetis.

Or whatever it is you shitlords are into

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720974
>shitlords
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714147
Why are hellhounds evil? All they do is drag escaped souls back to hell. Those guys were douchebags in the first place to end up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721041
They're everywhere man, what do you think happened to everybody else in the thread? Just gotta keep your head down and hope they don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721044
Oh shit, I can hear them outside slurping their tongues or something, I hope it's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721041
Even the dead are tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721041
Undead time best time.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds? [ ] Me

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is now the property of the mighty SandLich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721160
I want to start a kingdom with a brown Lich and fight a bitter war against a local Pharaoh. End game is defeating the Pharaoh and making her and her inner circle into concubines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721159
Building and painting stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720403

I'm not sure how I feel about a Manticore thing I half-assed as a yandere being called better than Leona.

[Anonymous No.]

Would this even...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721160
That's a good recolor. So, how much sand does she have in her cold, clammy, dead vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721159
Debating if I should sleep. Have to be somewhere in four and a half.

>>13721164
I agree. Except on the concubine part. Rather have them out working with the other "slaves", leaving the Lich and I to get some work done in peace.

>>13721189
Well, I mean, it's not like he set the bar very high with that comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721193
I don't know, but I kinda like it.

>>13721194
All of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721196

I don't even know what Leona is about, so I guess so. Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721193
3/10, nice idea but covers that lovely scaly tail.
>>13721196
>I agree. Except on the concubine part
>Not wanting some toys for when your Lich waifu is busy with experiments and books
>Not wanting to send your former enemy into despair and she sees all her former advisor and bodyguards happily submit to you one by one
>Not taking joy in watching your Apophis follower slowly break her will for you
On second thoughts I may be a terrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721159
Invitations were intended to be accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's asleep, post abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721332

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721332
>You will never have a horrifying yet cute abomination girl wander into your isolated camp/research site in the antarctic.
>You will never offer her some hot cocoa, but she freaks out and says that she doesn't like hot things.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru had a nightmare and can't get back to sleep
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721370
>Nightmare
>"For the last time we are not keeping that. We don't have any room....okay she can sleep here for tonight but tomorrow we are taking her back to her stable."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721373
>The next day you take the young Nightmare back to the farm
>Before you enter you witness something you wish you didn't
>"Daddy why is that man wrestling with that cow lady?"
>"Why are they naked?"
>You decide to keep the Nightmare because it would be less awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>13720937
It ended with the Kikimora learning that NOTHING can change the nature of a man, and he shall be her proof.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721397
What is a man anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721402
I dunno, she's kind of scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721407
Then what about this butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721410
It's the same butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721410
A second Nekobus!

I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721412
I know

[Anonymous No.]

Buttwings are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721341

Thing-chan pls nobody wants to engage in jolly communion.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UOTLTgDH44

Why hasn't anybody done a Succuvirus story yet with how fun she had been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721482
Because there busy with stories they already got going.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is the most sniffable, while also being the most embarrassed about how her sweat must smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721498
Whichever one your waifu is

Alps for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721498
Smelly Pede-chan, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get off a boat and onto a mysterious land of Dark Elves to realize your prophesied fate as a reincarnation of one of their ancient heroes
>they will never believe you are that hero, because you're a man and men are for breeding with only
>you will never rise up past this and convince them with your deeds, eventually making them drench their panties at the very mention of your name
>you will never catch some supernatural disease doing these feats, giving you a permanent erection and infinite stamina
>you will never delve deep into an ancient sex dungeon in the crater of a volcano, and do battle with a dominatrix goddess for the fate of the entire world

Why even live, outlander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721498
Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721482
I want to, but I'm too afraid of fucking it up.
>original idea was set in the future
>guy gets stuck in a VR interface like in half those animes about MMOs these days
>succuvirus traps him there through trickery
>he's stuck in a series of AI caused lucid dreams, never sure if he's awake, and knowing that she could sprout up from ANYWHERE
>goes to a cafe and gets served by lewd succuvirus waitress
>goes down town and gets "arrested" by succuvirus cop
>is on a cruise ship but it gets invaded by pirates, led by their perverted succuvirus captain
>he's constantly trying to outsmart this perverted AI and wake up

That kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721517
That sounds cool. Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721498
>>13721498

Troll.

Part of me wants nothing more than to see a Troll come back all sweaty from working in the fields or her garden just so I can bury my face into the nook of her neck, her armpits, her fruitful loins, the back of her knee, and her feet and huge hands.

All while taking huge gaping whiffs of her smells and tasting the salty tang of sweat as it rolls down her body, doubling my efforts when she's getting embarrassed about it only to make the smells intermingle with the gratuitous fucking we're about to do until the room smells like sex, sweat, and love. Oh so much love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721506
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721506
>Kikimora happily dusting away
>Sneak up behind her, bury your face in her neck and take a big sniff, then sigh contentedly
>"M-Master?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721524
When I finish this other thing I'm doing, I'll probably start it. I've got most of the story thought out, so maybe I could make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721539
Sniffing maids is what a man should strive for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721505
>You will never get off a boat
Are you saying I'm Guts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721558

I believe in you more than I believe in myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet alps would be nice to just cuddle in bed. No rape, no hard scales or anything, just nice simple cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Bladewolf girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721606
I think Yetis and even Zombies would be preferable to your forced cancer monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721608
just stick some razor blades on a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to bully a hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721616
Why would a Hellhound need to be tacticool when they have brute strength and razor sharp claws?

Better yet, why would a Hellhound ever need to augment herself with cyborg body parts? She could probably gain something if magitek was involved though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721623
Depends on whether or not she gives a shit, or maybe she just humours you as you bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721622
Because tacticool is cool.[/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721616
Way to ruin it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721630
He wants a hellhound scissorhands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721623
How would you even bully one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721630
>"Greetings, Paladin."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721606
But alps are just succubi if you ignore the whole "used to be a goy" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721606
Alps are just succubi that used to have a dick. Succubi are shit enough as it is without the whole thing about her once being some gigantic burly biker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721648

>Succubi are shit

Faggot taste confirmed. Go back to the shit pile with Alp and the other shitsticks who won't write about the MG that's older than time itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721638
I want to scratch behind her ears, even if she didn't ask for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721648
Don't be a queer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play fetch with a hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721652
>defends sluts
>calls other people's taste shit
Top cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721663
Are you okay with >>13719720 as a result?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721669
Any man who isn't needs to turn in their card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721674
My basketball american sibling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721668

Except a Succubus is the ultimate pussy to get in MGE, regardless of their reputation. It's just a shame nobody writes about them outside of YBA because literally everybody here is a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721679
>ultimate pussy to get in MGE
Nope, that's Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721679
I remember that yandere Succubus thing from not to long ago, and then there's Kitsoviets "recent" CYOS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721684
link to yandere succubus?

for, you know, reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721679
>likes succubi
>calls others a cuck for not liking them

Ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721686
Let me look through the archives real quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721652
Succubi ARE shit though. They're sluts, literally drain your soul (human women only metaphorically do this, making succubi worse than human girls) and to make matters worse, are probably the most boring MG out there. They're the generic ones, the other girls might be based on them, but they also have more varied and interesting traits that succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721659
>Condom
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721686
>>13721690
Here you go:
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721703
god bless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721606
You better be willing to share with the rest of the pile, unless you want to deal with a greedy alp that's haughtier than the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721652
Succubi would be the most ignored MG by men. Who would want literal sluts that are the most boring and vanilla monster girls around?

How ironic the semen demons are the worst at attracting men!

[Anonymous No.]

It's kind of funny how Succubi were originally thought up in legend as these obsessive demons who basically want you so much to turn you away from God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721682

Baphomets have the tightest. Succubi and Lilim would be the most skilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721706
>a greedy alp that's haughtier than the rest of them
What if I want this Alp? Haughty greedy girls are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721707
It reminds me of their portrayal in Machines (yeah, I know) Inverse story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721703
Oh, right. That was real nice. I think it was one of the only times I've been able to put up with a succuslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721716

Ego aside I'd still Machine's stories over memeing faggots like Alp and Bollocks'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721719
There's also his story with the kuudere Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721707
That would, ironically, make them the best waifus.
They'd be determined to prove that they're not just shitty sluts. Say hello to your perfect, demure housewife who fucks like a tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721709
While they are plain, I don't think they're anything to sperg over, especially with the "hurr, cuck" bullshit used by summerfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721728
If i wanted a housewife to fuck me like a tiger i would probably get a Jinko.

It's ironic how they are supossed to be the lewder ones yet are the most vanilla among mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721728

>A Succubus or Lilim forcefully repressing their Charm aura and spells in order to prove to their prospective husband that they're more than just "Shitty brainwashing sluts"
>Turns it on to 11 when she finally can't take it anymore and throws you into the bedroom
>They still tell tale of that night, even in the depths of Hell

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the sword that smites evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721732
Well since their bodies are pretty much based on a humans and the fact they are the baseline kind of makes them vanilla. Everyone else that sprang off of them has other traits to help them stand out along with the other things a succubus can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721746
I want to be a martyr for humans and monstergirls alike!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721701
She needs to measure your seed output somehow. It's the best way to gather that particular part of information for her upcoming dissertation on dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721748
Then I'll be the man of the law, and try you as a human, you don't get the privilege of meeting your end for your ideals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721748
I'll help you out if I can shout "CHESTO!" while I smite and cleave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721748
I want to fight for the rights of the big breasted girls only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721770
Will you help their flat chested sisters obtain the chest meat necessary to stand tall and busty amongst their peers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721779
Of course, no oppai lolis though, they get a curvy body to match or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721781
So, shortstacks?
I can get behind that.
Oppai lolis are olev though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721784
Shortstacks are cool, i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721784
Shortstacks are pretty fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721790
She's getting picked up and taken home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721505
>you will never be ambushed by a thousand cliff racer girls
>you will never lay them all with your Muatra and with the help of your wingwoman Jiub

It is lonely to be a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721790
I want to massage her and give her a belly rub.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I knew how to properly write yandere for you all.

Better Worship the Yandere Goddess more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721814
Mu-12 is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721814
>Not worshiping the best goddess, the maid goddess
It's almost like you don't want to triumph in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721822
Not him, but nigger I'll fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721831
And I will fight you because MU-12 is da best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721833
She's just Noel with Murakumo bits attached to her.

...then there's Alpha-01

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721833
olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721835
>:
Isn't that just R63 Ragna?
Not that I disapprove.

>>13721836
Yep, but only for Ragna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721839
I really don't know the circumstances behind Alpha-01. I'm not even sure if she has a canon appearance yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714247
Why yes it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721844
>>13721836
>>13721822

You guys all suck because you forgot one very important thing.
All murakumo machines are olev.
So just take all three

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721814
I wish we had some good yandere stories. Maybe we do, but I'm yet to read them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721845
What the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721852
Posting delicious rigs and custom AR platforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721850
Do you like GAPING ONAHOLE-FILLED VAGINAS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721872
You're referring to Harbladors Alp thing aren't you? You seem to forget that that isn't his only yandere story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721874
What are the others like then?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cool Auntie Dante to ward off the more sadistic rapey Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721878
Loli Oni, and maybe the stuff with the Crow Tengus and Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721880
sounds pretty crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721880
Needs more pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>EMG anime starts next week

I'm excited for it, but nervous about how it'll affect the threads. Best case scenario is it injects new life into us, the worst (and probably realistic) case is that it'll drop a new wave of shitposters and trolls down on our heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721886
I honestly don't think things can get worse.

Also when you see someone acting "normie" think for a second because it's more than likely someones really fucking stupid attempt at being funny.

Also anyone who complains about "Normies ruining monster girls" is more than likely someone trying to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721886
I dunno, it seems like most of them would just go to /a/ with maybe a fraction ending up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721880
Does anyone have the gif? You know the gif I'm talking about. I think there was a greentext that went with it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721886
Aren't the /a/ threads afraid of us for some irrational reason? I don't go to them, but I'm still curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721894
Vergil-chan don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721886
probably will get occasionally get brought up here but discussion will mainly remain in /a/. Despite that people will complain that mg threads have gotten even worse now that the show is out despite the fact that the quality has been the same for the last 1.5 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721897
hello friend. /mg/ got kicked out of /a/, resentment still lingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721894
Those greentexts were great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721897
Mostly because back in the /a/ days we had a dedicated group of trolls and a rogue mod who wanted us gone. I guess some people are worried that showing the slightest hint of interest in us will trigger those /a/nons into jihading their threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721902
>>13721894

Here's the greentexts
http://pastebin.com/TKzQEs1N

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721899
I want to molest a kuudere so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721900
To be fair, thread quality was utterly shit this time last year because it was the height of the crusade against us by the trolls. Then we went to /jp/ and after a predictably bumpy start with the locals things got pretty good again, thanks to a great janitor/mod who was quick to delete posts and hand out bans to the more autistic trolls.

Things only started collapsing again just after christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721906
You say that but then she's going to wrap her arms and legs around you, holding you in place as she looks into your eyes without any emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721905
I will never be able to take smute in words seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721912
>Smute
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721910
>holding you in place as she looks into your eyes without any emotion
I want to see wake up in the middle of the night to find my maid doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721915
Smut*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721916
>Go back to bed Mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721886
I'm looking forward to it for glorious animated MON. Supposedly they'll be doing shorts about them and other side characters on the site as the show airs.

Too bad they'll have next to no screen time, but oh well. I'm also hoping it does well enough for a season 2 because the world really needs more monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721916
Then you would fire her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721922
I just hope it isn't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721920
Oh, I doubt it was intended to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721922
What if we get filler that expands upon the MON crew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721905

>MFW Average continued after I did that silly first one
>MFW he'll probably get credit for both
>MFW it has to be this way since everybody would hate the first anyway if the real author's name was revealed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721921
>This is my bed, Miss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721926
No, not this smut in particular. I mean any smut at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721929
I enjoyed all of them.

Name please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721929
I already know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721924
Yes. I can't marry my maid, after all. I can marry some unemployed girl, tho'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721932
>>13721932

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721930
I want to sneak into my Kuudere Kiki's bed while she's sleeping just to see how she would react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721925
That's asking a lot, anon. Of course its going to be shit. But it'll be animated monstergirl fanservice so who cares?

>>13721928
I'd want this, but I doubt it'll happen. Maybe in an OVA or single episode following them on their day off/fucking up an operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721903
Allahu ackbar, my friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721925
The manga already has become shit, how is the thing based on it supposed to be good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721952
What happened to the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721942
She'd cuddle you like a plushie all night, kneading you into her modest bust, and then in the morning
>This is highly inappropriate, Mastah
>Please refrain from committing crimes, Mastah
>At least against other people

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be purely platonic close friends with a big strong dragon girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721956
This
I stopped reading when Rachnee was introduced
Has the plot gone anywhere, or has it just turned to filler material now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721968
I stopped reading at the same point more or less, and so far it was good, what happened to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721964
I want to be friends with a succubus and show no romantic or sexual interest in her at all! I want to stare at her, confused and frightened when she confessed to me! I want to marry a nice human girl and invite her to the wedding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721906
>Push her into an alleyway, slam her into a wall
>There's a soft sound of air rushing out from her crushed lungs, and her diaphragm spasms to raw the air back in
>Before the moment even passes, her breathing is back to being measured and level
>Slip your hand up her shirt, and press yourself against her, pinning her to the wall with your weight, you unzip your pants and pull your cock out, pressing your hardening erection up against her soft stomach and grinding it against her as you work to unclip her bra
>It releases with a pop and you yank down, tearing the loops that catch on her arms
>You drop the bra on the ground and continue to molest her breasts on the inside of her shirt
>She makes not a sound, doesn't even glance at you
>Emboldened, you pop the button on her shorts and pull her zipper down
>She isn't really that wet yet, but she's shaven and smooth and soft.
>You pull her panties down far enough to slip your cock into her pants and you thrust against her, humping her mound, parting her lips around your shaft and rubbing against it, not penetrating, content to grind your cock on her clit and her puffy pussy
>With one hand you continue to roll her breast and pinch at her nipples, the other you slip into her pants and grab a handfull of her tight ass. you use it as leverage to grind against her womanhood and the only sign of the effect you're having on her is the faint tightening of her grip on your wrist.
>You hump against her, pinning her to the wall like this, to an outside it looks like a couple embracing
>You wonder what would happen if some one caught the solitary tear slipping down her cheek as you rape the silent, expressionless woman
>You grunt, and pull back, finally lining the head of your cock up with her entrance
>You pull her into a hug by the ass, as her fingers dig into your wrist hard enough to break skin, and sigh as you slide into her warm, tight, unresisting depths

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721964
I want to deflower a frail little dragon girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721972
I want to marry a monstergirl and live a sexless marriage where we can barely afford both the rent money and food, and where we'll grow old together, resenting each other but being too afraid of facing our inevitable deaths alone to leave the relationship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721976
He said molest, not be violently rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721984
>violently rape
What's violent about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721980
With her consent, I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721989
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721976
>You wonder what would happen if some one caught the solitary tear slipping down her cheek as you rape the silent, expressionless woman
RIP boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721976
That's gross dude. I was thinking of sneaking up on my maid to hug her from behind and sniff her hair or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721886
As someone with severe arachnophobia, I wonder how creepy animated Rachne will be to me. I'm so conflicted about her: She's got amazing tits and a nice human body, but then she's got some gigantic spindly spider for an ass. All those eyes are unsettling too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722019
I also have Arachnaphobia but damn if I wouldn't love an Arachne. I'd want one to dom and lovingly bully me. I'd want her to tie me in a web and exploit my fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722008
molest
məˈlɛst/Submit
verb
1.
assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722019
Just masturbate to her a few times, you're erection will override your fear. If you can't masturbate exclusively to her, set up something on your computer where you're masturbating to one thing, then right as you feel you're about to cum you can switch to a picture of her so you blow your load to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722027
Why make all that effort just to fap to an Arachne? if you don't find it attractive then you don't, start fapping to things that attract you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721995
Good. Dragon girls are the purest and noblest of creatures. There is no punishment cruel enough to make up for the crimes of a fiend who would hurt one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721934

Do you now? Then tell me, Mystery Man. Who or what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722043
Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722043
You are a Potato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722047

Calling somebody bullshit isn't nice anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722043
>not wanting to be an unknown or forgotten writefag
The thread can't hate things they can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722053
>tfw you're bound to be hated sooner or later if you keep writefagging for too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722059
>tfw still no haters after like 20 months at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722059
Only if you lose your path like half of the writefraggots, who think it is a good idea to start writting /d/-tier shit just because they had a little bit of fame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722031
Where's your sense of adventure? Fearboners man.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape a Monster Girl and then right when she thinks I' about to put my penis in her, I unsheathe my sword and ram it up her vagina instead. And as I do so, I shout For the Order as I purge her in front of her friends, and ask who wants to try next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722066

Name one writefag outside of Bob who did /d/-tier stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722075
Harblador.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722075
Bitchmont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722067
Not interested in Femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722080

Por que?

>>13722085

>Counting Bromont for anything when he fucked off to shekel channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722088
Fair point, we really should just pretend Bromont isn't a thing anymore. Otherwise we give him the attention he craves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722059
The thread hates most things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722115
The thread even hates the thread itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722117
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722092
Nah, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread hates Bromont now. Seriously? The guy used to be the life of the threads a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722122
Fuck off BIDF, we're not taking your or shillmont's shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722059
Harvey Dent Syndrome is legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722123
Wow., you're a crazy bitch. All he did was go to another board at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722122
No, only a few analpained autists are.

They also seem to forget that he updated Dragon /ss/ the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722122
just one guy and possibly a few of his buddies shitting all over Bromont when he noticed we still liked him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722059

The best way to beat this is write for a few months, make something anon likes, then vanish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722131
>>13722132

Fair enough. I think every writefag has a small hategroup by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722134
I think a small handful manage to get by without a hategroup, but they're really under the radar in terms of popularity to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722122
It's not so much that I hate him it's just that he's not one of us any more. That time he posted the other day for advertisement was the only time he's posted in a long, long while.

He just shouldn't be counted when talking about our own writefags, old life of the thread or not he's just not here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722133
What if you write some horsepussy bestiality NTR in which the horsepussy makes her cuck boyfriend help her raise the literal horse that she births. And then only write good things from then on? What would happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722134
It's how you know you've made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722122
m80, a lot of fucking things were different a few years ago
A few years ago, Bob wasnt despised to his very core being and people were looking forward towards the next Truckercore, Moose updated regularly, and the biggest shitposting we had to deal with was falseflagging and 'not anime and manga'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722131
Sure, godda get those extra views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722134

I'm fairly certain most of the thread hates people like Alp, Bollocks, Nyanon, etc and only tolerates them because it'd be like kicking a Leper in their loins.

I wonder what happens when the provoked strikes the non-existent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722145
Oh, and you mustn't forget about /a/'s posting standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722073
>shoving a sword into a monstergirl's pussy
If its one of the cruel ones then I actually like the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721976
EXPAND DONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722145
>people were looking forward towards the next Truckercore
I still remember that poll Bob had and promptly disregarded. Fuck Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722143
Obviously the threads would respond with mass "fuck off"s on learning the writefag's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722145

>a few years ago
>the biggest shitposting we had to deal with was falseflagging and 'not anime and manga'

Wasn't that in early 2014? Or are you referring to even earlier then that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722141
Yeah, that's what it seems like.
I don't believe I've done anything too heinous yet to draw the threads ire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722158
Right, but what happens to the odd curious soul who expects the utmost depravity, but finds some comfy little vanilla story? What would happen if a writefag fagged in reverse, and went from /d/ to good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722144
>its how you know you've fuck up
Penywise and Average are both pretty big and they don't have haters, this is because they aren't faggots, don't post controversial stories and don't attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722145

/a/ mg threads will always be worse in my eyes than anything /jp/ threads because of shitposters pretending that they had authority

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722155
>mfw I remember that the poll for whether it should go futa or not was obviously proxied and Bob didnt give a shit
>>13722160
Nigga, im talking about 2013 and possibly earlier, but nowadays its all one hazy blur that reminds me of better times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722141
I'm very comfortable being there, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721822
You. You are mah nigga.

>>13721836
I've actually got a copy of the volume of this series that's her and Mu-12 together. Also the Alpha-01 Volume, and the 2nd Harem Volume.

>>13721835
>>13721839
>>13721844
Thus far she's just a piece of concept art from an artbook. Alpha-01 came from when the game's director appropriated said art to use as his header on twitter. Personally, I hope that they make her an actual thing (And playable) in the next full entry in the series. And with how things ended in CP, it seems possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722165

I like to think I never did anything too controversial of a story. But I dug my grave in other ways so everything's relative lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722148
Actually, I'm fairly sure most of the thread likes Alp and Nyanon. I'm not sure why, unless they samefag a lot or have a small number of very vocal fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722171
I hope Mori doesn't make Alpha-01 his self-inserts waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722144
CapAnon never had any haters
He was the hero this thread deserved, but not the one it needed
But we didnt even get the hero we needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722180
I'm, honored to be the first then. Cap is a faggot asshole who doesn't write nearly often enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's time for daily writefag drama again
How do you faggots manage to entertain yourself every fucking day with the exact same shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722180
Fuck captain, he's the same as bromont

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722180
>tfw I read it right to left and ruined it

Fucking Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722183
this

dramafags are complaining about writefags derailing the threads when they derail it with their complaining. Just stop giving writefags attention if you don't like their shit, complaining is still attention

[Anonymous No.]

So, lets talk about monstergirls, eh guys?
By any chance, is anyone here going to watch the MM anime when it comes out soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722171
You are my comrade
Mu-12 for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722196
Probably not, too busy making myself watch Seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722184
A guy who gets hated on for arbitrary reasons?

We used to pile hate on the writefags who earned it. The guys who developed an ego, who thought we needed them, the guys who wrote stuff just to piss us off. Now people just seem to rage against random content producers for little to no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722171
seeing jin dick grilll!ragna was fucking weird in that book

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722196
Of course. It'll be shit, full of wasted opportunities and since the best characters are, as always, side characters I doubt It'll be that interesting.

But I'll still watch it anyway because how often do you get an actual fanservice anime about monstergirls? I still can't believe crabman made it this big. I remember when he just drew those little shorts about living with certain MGs, and now he's getting his own show. Its really cool, even though I imagine it'll suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722196
Maybe. But I've always felt more comfortable reading harem stuff than watching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722197
I've got the awesome new figure of her from Alter in the mail right now, can't wait for it to arrive.

>>13722202
Not sure what's weirder. That, or the fact she turned him into a shota first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722202
>jin dick grilll!ragna
Eh, is there anything that at least features vanilla romance between Jin and Tsubaki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722196
>Talking about monstergirls
Lmao check out this fag

[Anonymous No.]

who mofu in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722196
I watch 10-20 shows per season, I'd be silly not to make it one of them. As long as we get lots of cute Miia moments I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722212
None that are scanned.

panda y u fail me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722200

Who're the most hated anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722211
I wish the damn thing was translated already. Where's RS when you need him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722196
I'll masturbate to the porn it generates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722211
Lucky dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722217
I'm not a mofu slut, I've just yet to meet a fluffy tail I didn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722226
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722244
BollAlp pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722246

Are we really fusing those two faggots now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13721526
I feel like I should be repulsed by this, yet I have a boner at the thought of worshiping a Troll's sweaty body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722249
Would you prefer NegaBob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722252

I'd prefer people not hate me enough to fuse me into the flip side of Alp as if we're those two twins from Tales from the Crypt where the nice twin was on front and the evil twin was on back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722246
reading that makes me crack up for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722252
What about Nyanubislut? Or is that silly and stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722255
But that's a funnier mental image than an alp and self-hating cyclops fused together down the middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722260
Hide your mice, anubii, dragons and nightmares.

and yet that dragoon story would still never happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722260
>Nyanubis slut

I want to tie up a dormouse and an anubis, and stand behind them with a gun, goading him into deciding which one lives, and which one dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722260
>>13722268
>Nyanubislut

Why combine those two of all things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722272
Combining the two most obsessed waifufags in the thread? Just to see what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722272
Because the only thing more terrifying than their obsessions over their waifus of choice is the amount of maple syrup they'd slather all over them and lap up every sticky drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722279
You'll create a madman. The urge to love anubii with all their heart will clash with the urge to love mice with all their heart, and they'll end up tearing themselves apart through indecision.

>>13722284
Are they both Canadian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722287
Anubislut is, not 100% on nyanon but I remember it being a possibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722284
Being covered in syrup like that sounds like it'd be pretty uncomfortable when it dries and gets more sticky. Plus it'd be hell to wash out of hair and fur.

I'd rather see what happens when they're put in a bath of dormouse molasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722297
>implying canadians would let syrup dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722297
See this>>13722301
Canucks love themselves some maple xylem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722292
Assuming Nyanon is a Canuck, what would happen if we added Mari to the mix? 3x the syrup and apologies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722311
Rape. Syrup Rape everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722313
Maple Syrup Dark Slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722314
Yes.

It'd literally be a giant viscous sphere of maple syrup with a dormouse and anubis trapped inside with a lilim and her cat perched on top, laughing maniacally.

What have we done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722317
>giant viscous sphere of maple syrup with a dormouse and anubis trapped inside with a lilim and her cat perched on top, laughing maniacally.

Drawfags, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722317
>giant viscous sphere of maple syrup with a dormouse and anubis
The Anubutt would probably look at her matted fur in disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722314
>I confused dark slime and dark matters for eachother

the same idea, except this time it's a dark maple slime molesting a dormouse and anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722326
I want to believe Mari's cat is made up of Syrup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722314
>>13722326
>Maple syrup dark slime.

How bizarre. Instead of turning human girls into dark slimes, does she transform them into pancake girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722335
Or more syrup Dark Slimes.
The syrup must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722317
We havent done anything yet
Not until a drawfag puts this all to paper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722262

I'm not so much self-hating as I feel it'd be more productive to be hated by the thread so I don't have to put so much effort into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722335
they turn into more syrup dark slimes
and if maple dark slimes molest mice or anubutts, they just pop out an hour or so later clean but violated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722342
So you're a cyclops that wants to be abused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722343
Well, as long as their hair and fur isn't matted down by syrup.
Not that I'd mind spending hours upon hours cleaning it all up.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest

Would you let your waifu shove her tail up your butt? She promises she can make it feel really good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722356
The best part is, that smell is sticking around for a while. That delicious, maple smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722369
Even if she had one, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722351

I guess so because if I'm not a shitty writer because of the quality of stories I'm a shitty writer and person for not releasing enough and wanting to be abused more than a Cyclops at her first day in High School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722369
only if she's gentle ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722374
I want a Ryu that smells of maple syrup.
I also want a Wurm that smells like french fries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722369
No, I'm not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722369
Preferences aside, the logistics of a fluffy tail entering up one's butthole are rather troublesome. It'd be like trying to thread many strands of grass through the eye of a needle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722379
You sound like an alp.

Alps aren't allowed in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722390
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722393
I

I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722369
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722377
Bollclops pls. You have good ideas but you won't put them onto a keyboard.
and I really liked genki elf and that femkrox greentext

[Anonymous No.]

What are you dorks, nerds, bamboozlers, speckledorfs, and Knucklehead Mcspazatrons doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722369
If she said that then she's not my waifu, thus the question is null.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722400

Shut up, Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443
Something I haven't done in months.

Writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443
Thinking of elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443
>That picture

Are they Skeleton Jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443
Masturbating to cow-girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722459
Who might you be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443
Working, get out early because of freedom day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722461
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443
Thinking about cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443
Jerking off to a new collection of best demon webms I just found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443

Playing League of Legends and lamenting the fact I haven't been able to write anything outside of greentexts for a while now.

Fuck greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722485
I like writing them too, but usually only one shots. If I wanted to make a story driven thing, I'd do it in prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722454
Shhhh.
more bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722484
nooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722484
Where did you find them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722474
>literally get to work full on Pre-Freedom Day
>Freedom Day
>Post Freedom Day
>Post Post Freedom Day
>Post Post Post Freedom Day

Fuck Freedom Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722496
Some SFM blog, but most of the links were dead.


http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/Maiden_In_Black/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722313
Rape poutine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722498
Having a holiday that's called freedom day is so very american

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else STANDING here?

[Anonymous No.]

Looking through KC's twitter makes me wonder just what age group is interested in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never trade kisses for candy with your adoptive monstergirl aunt

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Guys, Trader Anon again.
Just reminding everyone that tomorrow at 7:30 EDT I'm going to be starting a standalone story on Anonkun as a test run.
Hope to see at least a double digit of people there.
Be gentle, it'll be my first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722481
>*muffled purring*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722567
MGE is actually merely a facade behind which KC creates his ultimate and lewd society

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722574
Muh heart. Hnnng...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722574
Werekittens are so impossibly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get with Arachne
>Have 15 Daughterus
>Get wellfare to support all my daughterus
>Quit job because I reap in the sheckles now
>Ask waifu if she's ready for Egg Sac 2
Holy shit waifus that can pump out the kids are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722603
Spiderfags are niggers

AHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722443

Just finished my first real day of work at my new job, with a mind-numbing Canada Day hangover in the middle of a heatwave to boot.

Probably not the smartest thing to do but it took me three days of driving to get out here and I wasn't gonna miss out on a chance to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722568
>Needing your mom's sister

P L E B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722567
>Go on his twitter out of curiousity
>KC is actually following less on twitter
Does this mean futachesire is finally canon?

[Anonymous No.]

So lets say you've given the chance to have your way with a defenceless monster girl of your choice. She's going to hate it, cry, wail and scream as you do the deed and mind break isn't an option. Do you pick your favourite monster girl or would you not want to put her through it and pick another one?

Walking away from the chance may be passing up your only chance to fuck a monster girl so pick wisely if that is your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722634
Every time you shitpost your penis gets shorter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722643
I can't get hard if she's not enjoying it. Guess my only choice is to walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722643
Sleeping pills.

Try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722644
What happens if I keep shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722643
That rabbit needs more meat and fluff on her powerful foot thumpers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722643
Not going to fuck her like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722654
I picked a random picture from my elf folder without thinking, no idea what a bunny was doing in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722653
Your dick will turn inside out. You won't alp, or turn into a girl, or anything like that. You'll just be an otherwise ordinary guy, with an inside out penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722643
No. I don't want to hurt other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722653
>"Yo Daddy-o, just got finished shitposting online. You wanna have a quickie or what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722666
Rabbits can burrow into all sorts of places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722671
Eventually it goes so far inside out that it sticks out of your backside, and you turn into dickbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722677
That is a fat fucking tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722697
It's for sticking up the ass of shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722643
>>13722654
>>13722631

>Tell your adoptive Wererabbit Mom you'll kiss her once for every candy she lets you have
>You're feeling trickier than Dick Dastardly, having eaten carrots all day to give yourself that taste she can't resist
>She laughs at the idea of you kissing her, telling you that you're going to put her teeth on edge by saying such silly nonsense
>thump
>She blushes harder and freezes, it was her left paw foot. Having thumped loudly involuntarily. Ask her why the hell she did that, since it gave you a heart attack
>I-It only happens whenever I'm happy! But I'm not happy in the way you're thinking of. Hmmm. Yeah. Young boys like you need to find a young hare and have enough grand kids so I can die happy knowing our family is secured!
>Tell her if you win the kissing match you'll give her a litter of daughterus. She's never married and never had children to your understanding outside of you.
>thump thump
>F-fine! It's a challenge!
>Kiss her once on the cheek, she thumps three times in response. She staring at you intently, battle-ready
>Kiss her on the mouth this time
>THUMPTHUMPTHUMP
>She thumped louder and harder
>Kiss her again and then pull back, telling her that you love her not as a mother, but as a woman
>THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP
>Tell her you her to embrace her femininity and raise a happy batch of daughterus with you
>THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP
>Tell her that you'll do everything in your power to make her and your children happy when you're old enough, and that you'll give her enough daughterus to fill an entire rabbit warren
>Her leg is practically jackhammering into the wooden floor, thumping so loudly and quickly you're amazed the wood is actually still in tact
>TFW years later you kiss your former mother's cheek and she thumps out of reflex
>TFW Wererabbits will die of loneliness if you leave them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722693
Dickbutt monstergirl when? I think she could be called Clitbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722703
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722703
10/10 would impregnate lovingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722573
Can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722573
Will it have Weight Gain?

Please have it, it's my favorite fetish not commonly seen in Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722165
>Penywise and Average are both pretty big and they don't have haters

Nobody knows or cares who they are. None of us should know or care about writefags at all.

Period.

But we've got nothing else to discuss. For some reason we're holding tripfags up on pedestals. It's why most of the regulars that populate these threads are gone and only a dedicated few still remain to regurgitate their opinions in a safety bubble network here in a secluded section of 4chan. It's no different from KS General now.

We are the new KS general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722703
You.
You my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722634
KC follows just about anyone that follows him or creates MGE art
Wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722737
>For some reason we're holding tripfags up on pedestals.
Are you the guy with the hateboner for Cap and Bromont?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722703
ONE HUNDRED RABBIT DAUGHTERUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722733
Still Debating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722737
>It's why most of the regulars that populate these threads are gone
Bull shit and you know it. The /a/ threads were super active mostly due to the content creators. What slowed down the threads was the move to /jp/ and people slowly finding less motivation to come here for the one thread if it wasn't their native board already if they even made the move in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722733
>>13722753

The point of using anonkun over other mediums is the voting mechanism. So odds are the voters will choose the fetish. So I would doubt that it gets voted in since it isn't a very popular one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722753
Fuck you fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722746

Best part?

Her erogenous zones are her ankles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722768
I don't like weight gain either, but shitting on others for their fetish is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722643

I'll make her love me. She'll so that nobody can love her like I do. She will come to love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722776

At least you don't have the shitty fetishes I have.

Yandere, Incest (Mom and Oneesan), Impregnation, TF (Within reason), Tsundere, Cylops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722780

She'll learn that*

fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722703
>So I can die happy
>Die
>Bear hug her and tell her how you'll never let death take her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722783
>TF (Within reason)

What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722783
None of those fetishes are bad though! And honestly they're fairly vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722789
You can't hug people if you're dead fatboi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722783
So basically similar to most of the rest of /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722783
>Cyclops
Fucking monoeye lovers I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722790

Human to MG, without it being full bestiality or furry. I'm fine with stuff like a girl turning into a Dark Slime but full on furry bullshit rustles my jimmies something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722783
>Yandere
>Incest
>Impregnation
>Cylops
None of those is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722776
Monsterboys, vore, NTR are fetishes, and how do we receive those?

Shut the fuck up fence sitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722797
Oh I see, same with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722783
I have all of those (sans tsundere) plus lactation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722801
It's not that I don't hate those. It's that shitposting and arguing is worse for the thread than those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722783
That's vanilla as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722737
>OC content is the reason why the threads are becoming stagnant

Are you fucking kidding me? Get rid of the writefags and what do we even have left, other than the same discussions we've worn out now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722802

http://exhentai.org/s/8e05753b6d/800559-73

This entire doujin is jimmies rustling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722743
No. If anything, those two the least annoying attention whores of the lot.

>>13722756
It was moved to /jp/ in the first place because of said dedicated regulars. Now we're stuck wallowing in the filth they spread on a daily basis. Anybody who wants to talk about monster girls usually just goes to the monster musume threads on /a/.

The fuck does that make us? This is the monster girl thread, yet everyone here collectively shit talks KC, Okayado, and just about every other monster girl creator. So what do we talk about? IRC people by name, writefags, and attention whores. This place is just a collection of autists self wanking to green text stories about our imaginary life with fictional inhuman semen demons.

Sounds a bit like KS's nonstop green text stories about their imaginary life with fictional disabled girls, now doesn't it?

This has been stated many times before, but for some reason it never sinks in. That's what this place is, you'll have to come to terms with it because that's the kind of people that still frequent this on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722801
Well we already have a lite-vore Monster Girl.

And besides there's a massive difference between the absolute dogshit of NTR and Monster Boys, and a fetish you don't like, like BDSM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722811
Desire to purge increasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722805
>worse for the threads

So you want to not shitpost those things so they think they are in good company and infest us like ticks?

I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722824
It's an anonymous message board, not glorious pure racial eugenics. Calm your tits. Unless they're actually widespread fetishes, most people will ignore the posts and they won't be discussed anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722820
>Muh sandworm vore

I feel insulted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722831
What part of I refuse don't you understand? Fuck your lax attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722818
>It was moved to /jp/ in the first place because of said dedicated regular
You came here from reddit three weeks ago, got a quick, inaccurate rundown from some other retards that migrated with you and now you're just regurgitating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722771
Paw rubs for their big fluffy footpaws then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722831
You can't be this innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722839
Nah, I'm just a filthy casual who accepts there are things I don't like on my intertubes, and just lets people do what they like rather than playing internet police like >>13722834

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722832
It pretty much is lite-vore though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722818
Newfriend pls, don't pretend you're an /a/ veteran, it's sad to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722836
Okay. Scroll up then scroll down.

Exactly how much of this thread so far is made up of green text, writefags, stuff that has nothing to do with monster girls, and fictional scenarios of which to spend your life with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722837
I want to have a completely unlewd conversation with a March Hare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722859
Difficult, but not impossible. But when her footpaws start thumping you run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722796
Literally nothing wrong with loving monoeyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722841
>internet police

You know why Trader is doing his story on Anonkun? Because he tried it here, it was not well received. He can do whatever he wantsas long as he doesn't track shit in here. That's why we have dedicated boards, so people can see what they like and not what they don't, you Descartes/JFK wannabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722866
>her feet are too small small for her slippers
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722866
I want to embrace a qt cyclops girl and not let go until she quits fidgeting around and huigs me back, shoving her face into my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722866
>monoeye
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722863
>Difficult, but not impossible

How do I go about it? Talk about GUI or maybe a history of telephones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722836
In all fairness there is *some* validity about the insular decay. The list of acceptable topics seems to have grown increasingly narrow over time as more writefags, artfags, or fetishes (sub/dom, etc) become generally crapped on by shitposters.

Most traditional named image board suffer major userbase turnover after a few years. I don't see why /mgt/ would be largely immune to this rule, particularly since a lack of individual names and high overall hostility should in all probability drive people out faster, not slower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722858
>Writefag drama
Yes, we need less of this
>Greentexs
But those are about monstergirls, so...
>Scenarios of living with monstergirls
And what's wrong with that? We can only discuss the monsters themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722880
Why are we so hostile towards people who just wanna share shit with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722866
Everything is wrong with loving one-eyed freaks. Anyone who wants to give them a happy life is wrong in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722884
You'd welcome someone who hands you a basket of shit?

Why are you so whiny? No way you came with us from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722884
>we
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a Mothman who turns out to be Mothmanthra, then bully her for being too big when she tries to intimidate me by growing full size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722884
As I have mentioned in previous thread, the largest flaw with an anonymous discussion board is that the volume of one's voice is generally proportionate to how extreme they are.

The most hostile or fanatical "stoplikingwhatIdon'tlike" tend to drown out the apathetic or people who only casually like something and can't be bothered to raise a fuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722880
>Poster count of old /a/ threads
>150

>Poster count when first moved here
>120

>Poster count now
>164

[Anonymous No.]

IF you dont like something, give constructive critisim, dont just talk shit

here have some tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722858
Quite a bit, I would imagine.
It's escapism, welcome to 4chan. Doesn't make anything you said factual, especially considering you're either making up history as you go along or, like I said, you're brand new.

>>13722880
We're really not losing people though. People come and go, it's the nature of life. We still have roughly the same number of unique posters from thread to thread and we get new blood all the time.
Most notable example of that is Sketch-kun/Lawyer-chan. They churn out tons of drawings and no one's throwing fits about it.
The scope of what's acceptable hasn't really changed, either, though occasionally one or two people with shitpost about something. If you just ignore them and keep posting, it'll stop. We're pretty consistent, all things considered. Dom/sub and maledom/femdom are pretty much memes at this point.

Our hostility has kept us from being overrun by, well, Bobs. You either adapt and blend into the thread, or your autism won't let you change your donut steel dickgirl lesbians and you leave. In the case of the latter, everyone's better off that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722895
Keep in mind that poster count is based on IP, and gives false positives for multiple platforms (moving from phone to computer), or dynamic IPs.

It also doesn't take into account summer (when 4chan and most message boards have a user glut when students have more free time), and exposure from a new base of regulars /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722898
Did you just tell me what to do?

THIS NIGGER JUST TOLD ME WHAT TO DO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722902
I did, what of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722901
>It also doesn't take into account summer

But those numbers are from when the threads moved here at the end of last summer you newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722895
Old /a/ threads had 300 posters.

This thread's been going on for so long, people's IP's have reset or modem's were turned off.

In essence, that number is roughly half. That guy's not wrong, we're down a few people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722900
>Memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722898
I want to grab the tip of that tongue and lick it all the way up until I'm kissing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722875
>"Oh anon, give me your thick telephone pole!"

Nope, try again.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play 7 minutes in heaven with what I think is my dream waifu, only for it to be an alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722907
Dragon-senpai please calm down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722914
Learn topology and discuss it with her in a serious manner, acting as if she knows what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722911
Yes Jack, the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722907
Oh it's just Dragontard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722900
>They churn out tons of drawings and no one's throwing fits about it.

Yet.

You forgot yet. Everyone is hated here, that's the law of 4chan. With good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722910
>>13722901
>>13722908

Also the threads here last much longer, so include more "casual" visitors who might only visit once every few days, where as the /a/ threads moved so fast they wouldn't be counted in most threads. So that could also contribute to the inflation of numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722910
>Old /a/ threads had 300 posters.

They never lasted long enough to rack up that many. And going by old story views, it's always less than 200.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722914
Uh...cartography.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Monster Girls are somewhere out there in the galaxy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZndkKew65Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722907
Please rape me miss dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722931
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722927
>Contour lines?
>I'd let you map my contours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722923
Pretty sure it's the shit fits that up the post count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722933
Fine then, I'm going to make a dragon rape me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722914
Was that a pick-up line? Because if so PSYCHE

THAT'S THE WROOONG NUMBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722925
>Story views

You realize that stories in private mode (hidden from pastebin public view, only available via link in these threads) that are one-shots only generate 25-50 hits after about 24 hours? 75 if it's really popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722923
Yup, the /a/ threads went by so fast that I imagine lots of people pulled them up on their phones while they were out or kept it in the background at work because walking away for even an hour means you missed pretty much an entire thread. Now you can pack up your shit and go camping for the weekend and come back to the same thread you left, so you don't have to worry about missing anything while you connect with 65 different devices through the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722936
Glaciers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722887

Well if loving monoeyes is wrong I don't want to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722943
You are a wonderful person

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722818
At least in here i can shitpost all i want about Kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722941
Thank god for general threads, am I right? There should be a board dedicated to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722940
I realize that popular stories generate 200+ every update long after the bots have stopped visiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722936
Having an unbearably lewd March Hare as a travelling companion must be it's own kind of special hell.

But at least you can hatefuck her to get rid of the frustration you've built up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722946
Kiki talk is never shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722952
There are still some bots in those hits, just a fair less amount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722943
>>13722945
How could anyone put up with such revolting vermin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722942
Applies to any girl really, it's double entendre since contours means curves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722943
Then get used to being wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722952
As long as they're public, bots will still trawl it regardless. The only way to get accurate numbers is if a story is set to private (not listed in the profile) and only linked here. The few examples I've seen of it have been in the aforementioned 25-50 range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722956
This guy knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722955
Stupid sexy bunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722703
Cute as fuck. Wererabbits and such are pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722960
Fuck, well what can I talk about with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722950
There are a couple, this one's called /jp/. Considering most, if not all of the works we derive our interest from come from Japan, I'd say we fit here.
If you don't think 95% of this board is generals, then I've got news for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722961

Oh I will if it means I get the girl who only has an eye for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722961
>>13722959
Where did this monoeye memehate come from again? Was it from the idea that they liked being bullied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722963
Maidfucker pride worldwide baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722977
>memehate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722959
Vermin are made for vermin. Cyclopses are made for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722971
Paladin posting didn't originate from Japan...

[Anonymous No.]

I desire more motheru loving stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722981
Joke hate, actual hate, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722955
Is there a March Hare maid profile yet? Cause that sounds like it has potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722977
They're smelly, ugly and dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722969
The whether
Whether or not sex with her will be consensual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722981
Isn't 90% of MG threadcanon memehate? Bonnet tipper lizard, slut succubus, disgusting manticore, plague-like mantango, retarded wurm, NTR mindflayer, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722977

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722987
How waould suh a story work with a Baphomet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722955
Fuck it, I'm just going to talk to her about the huge marrows I'm growing.
>>13722991
They'd be pretty bad maids considering how much they think about sex.
>>13722993
Well I never ever ever do a thing about the weather because the weather never ever does a thing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722999

Shortstack Baphomet mom gets confessed to by her adult adopted son who dwarfs her? Followed by polynesian style cuddlesex until the entire room reeks of their sweat and sex and the Sabbath turns into a Black Orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722994
>plague-like mantango

That's not threadcanon. That's original profile with the mushroom villages and stuff. Only thing KC changed was that if you fuck enough, she gains some brain back and so do you. When you look at a matango, you're still looking at a human girl with the world's worst fungal infection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722994
>slut succubus
To be fair, that one's not threadcanon, it's pretty much everyonebutKCcanon with some exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722999
...
Well fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722986
I'm not seeing what that has to do with anything I said.
Are we not allowed to try and add onto something we're interested in or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722994
But on the other hand, you've got heat-seeking zombies, the many kikimora archetypes and personalities developed over time, likable dumb wurms, engineering anubis' and the Lego anubis who kind of started that off, loving hellhounds, and all other things which I've forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722994
I think you mean disgusting oomukades, manticores are plain purge types.

Fuck you alp, stub your little toe, fall over and break your jaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722987
>>13722987
>implying samurai aren't paladins, with their seven virtues of bushido

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723035
Meant for>>13722986

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723035
Always on their quest to put a stop to the shadowy Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723013
Loving Hellhounds aren't threadcanon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13722987
Agreed. The Holst one yesterday, and the rabbit one today were both cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have that one yandere chart where it goes from 0 to 110%?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723042
Heckhounds are loving, Hellhounds are viscous doms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723042
Screw thrread canon, i do what i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723042
>He thinks being fucktoy is love

What are you an elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723042
I've seen quite a few greentexts where they're perfectly content to act all loveydovey.
But thinking about it, I suppose you're right. I've never outright had people talk about hellhounds like that, as is the case for that shy ushi-oni. Fia, I think she was named?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723050
>resorts to roleplay as a defense mechanism
Do you smoke dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723047
>Hellhounds are viscous doms
They're actually pretty big switches, not that that'll stop you from shitposting about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723054
>role-play
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723054
>no regard for consent
>Uses her male as she wishes
>Will never obey a male, no middle ground

Hellhounds are as shit as ushi oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723047
>Dominant, clingy, possessive Hellhound
>Out with her husband
>Some asshole tries to start a fight
>She gets right in the middle of it, makes the guy point out his waifu, picks him up off the ground by his collar and drags him over to her
>"This belong to you? Keep it on a fucking leash"
>Prances back over to her husband, looking like a little kid who just aced a test
>"He didn't hurt you, did he sweetie? let momma see"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723061
For the nth time, KC said that all MGs can be sub, dom, tall, short, loli, fat, whatever you desire. So we can have hellhound subs and kiki doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723056
>switches
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723047
>>13723061
You basically don't like it because it's not a sub even when the profile specifies that they care about their partners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723061
It stays right in their profile that they'll enjoy being violated by a dom, but will turn on him as soon as he drops his guard. They're switches as long as you're not completely submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723064
Bizzare comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723064
I want to be doted on by a dominant Hellhound! I want her to protect my smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723070
Exactly, I'm going by the profile, so why are you bitching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723064
Hellhounds are a miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723069
>>13723077

See >>13723066

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723066
No we can't because the subs would have a fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723077
I'm not the guy you were talking to, I'm someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723056
>joking around
>get called a shitposter

Words hurt

[Anonymous No.]

KILL ALL THE FEMDOMFAGS

RETAKE THE THREAD

IT IS TIME TO PURGE THE WEEK AND SHOW SISSIES WHAT BEING A MAN IS ABOUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723069
>it's okay because she loves you

NYET.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized... Hellhound in a pumpkin costume for Halloween where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723091
hey, dont care what role i get, i just want some love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723089
So you were pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723091
Hush sweetie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723070
>only monster in the entire encyclopedia that has a specifically mentioned "only dom ever"-clause in their profile
>when even god-tier monsters like lilim, dragon, baphomet etc. don't have it
>switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723091
Purge the week! No more Monday and Tuesday, only Restday and Legday!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723094
Wouldn't a chochin obake, lava golem or even a hinezume be better suited? Hellhounds only burn at the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723100

see >>13723066

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723081
Imagine what it'd be like to wake up in bed in the middle of the night and see nothing at all, save for the two orange irises burning just centimetres from your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723091
Take a nap sugarplum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723082
>>13723083

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723100
Finally, I can use the "hyperbole" excuse myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723106

Lava Golems are for molesting Kitsch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723097
see I would be pretending to be retarded if what I said was purposely wrong, the thing is Hellhounds are not dom or sub or anything because they don't exist

Sorry if everyone outside your headcanon is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723064
>"This belong to you? Keep it on a fucking leash"
Imagine if the another MG is also a hellhound who will not stand such insult to her husband, the resultant battle would be of epic proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723083
Guess who's having a fit right now?
>>13723091

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723124
>Other monster girl is a Lilim
>She does nothing because she's so stunned that someone actually had the balls to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723100
>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."

Hellhounds aren't "all dom all the time" in their profiles they're "always dom eventually." So long as you keep coming back to try again you can take the lead for some period of time and they'll love it. You could also read this to mean that so long as you never let your guard down you can stay top dog, but unlike dragons and whatnot you have to stay vigilant.

>>13723124
>Some third hellhound gets pissed off by the noise and jumps into the fight to make them stop fighting
>Suddenly Cerberus is battling itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723123

Yeah well fuck you you're not allowed to like /mgg/ you're supposed to bitch about every little thing and call all the writers faggots and blogshit about whatever you're drinking at this moment

It's Seagram's Ginger Ale

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723128
One baiting shitposter, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723133
Cry more, Calf Fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723010
The point of that post is the monster girl thread being /jp/ related. But when you make it about western culture, it stops being Japanese culture.

So yes, you are actually not allowed to add something that is not from or about the glorious nipon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723150
>MGE is literally a pinup version of the DnD Monster Manual
>No paladins!

Seriously, dude. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723148

Why the hell would you fry and bread veal.

Are you some kind of barbarian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723158
Bollocks, you should at least understand what you're being called before you post about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723150
You must be new here, so I shall refrain from calling you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723150
What about discussion in the English language, which also isn't from Japan, genius. Or English cultural context (jokes, memes, etc).

[Anonymous No.]

>sub hellhounds discussion
this
shit
again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723155

>Pin-up version of DnD Monster Manual
>No Nightwalker girl yet

I think that's what they're called? The big ass 20 foot undead motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723170
problem
friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723170
It's basically a couple diehard prodom/prosub on each side and a bunch of shit stirrers setting them after the other.

Anyways I like how after a rash of shitposting these threads grind to a halt while everyone waits for it to past.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to create a monstergirl fighting tournament, where they fight for the chance to win the hearts of their potential husbands. The champion must then face off against an Apex Slimegirl to win a trip to the honeymoon destination of their choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723185
>Slimegirl
>Apex

Go back to the starting dungeon, pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723180

http://i.imgur.com/9Zrhemj.gif

Literally every shitstorm we have in a nutshell.

>>13723163

What I understand is that you're a barbarian if you're deep frying veal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723166
As long as it's translating Japanese, it's A-OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723176
The ones that are ghosts so evil and hateful they will themselves corporeal? I wonder how that would work as a monstergirl.

Ghost so horny she has a body I guess? Like something halfway between a wight and a willowisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723208

Yeah those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723208
>>13723224
>>13723176

I believe we finally found the ghost evolution path for MGE.

Now to have ghasts for ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723193
>Thinks he can easily defeat a slimegirl with the power to manipulate her density, viscosity and constitution at will
>Thinks a slimegirl who can rebind and dissolve even steel molecules is fit for a starting dungeon
>Even when she can take the physical form of other high level monstergirls

Remind me never to go exploring in a dungeon you've made. I'd likely be killed after taking three steps in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723197
>Expecting human beings to be 100% removed from something while trying to discuss/enjoy it and not inadvertently involving their own experiences or cultural context

Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723124


http://imgur.com/qnYkXHN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723241

>TFW you will never have a wall sized poster of The Brando on your wall

Goddamnit, Commander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723234
That's some nice headcanon you got there.

Either way, git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723170
Some people aren't respecting the truce, of course there will be fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723266
>truce
What truce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723266
>truce

You make it sound like it's something official, rather than just a bunch of overly sensitive dingos ranting about who posts what on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723240
Your cultural experience is creating monster girl-sonas and pretending to be in a relationship with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723270
From like 6 threads back or so. Anons had a sitdown about this whole thing. Now dim kikis are flourishing, but mention a sub hellhound and, well, you see this stretch of thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723290
>Anons had a sitdown about this whole thing.

No I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723290
That's hardly what I would call a truce.
It's more akin to "The babies in the majority get what they want, and the babies in the minority have to shut their mouths."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723150
>>13723197
>>13723287
this is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723290
I just want to dom my Kiki in peace, is that much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723290
Anon, if you want to fully dom a Hellhound (Fully and not just fun Switch shit) then you have to have "Power greater than the Gods themselves". Now, this pretty much means you need to be an incredibly super hero, a god amongst men. And honestly, if you have that kind of power as some chosen hero, you're probably doing something more important than domming Hellhounds.

Honest question, but why do people care so much about wanting to dom a Hellhound, one of the very few Monster Girls where going full-sub isn't possible with them? It's not like fluffy girls are that rare, just get a fucking Anubis, or regular wolf girl, and buttrape her if it means so much to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723298
You can.

Btw, I will be taking my sub hellhound now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723296
That's exactly it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723296
Yeah well they can go fuck themselves. Sub hellhounds are now a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723302
Then kindly tell the majority that they are free to fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723308
Man it just isn't worth it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat Bottomed Hellhounds!

http://i.imgur.com/oE3mvNW.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723300
>implying anyone has to defend their choice
What was your plan, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723300
I always find ironic that people used KC's own words when it benefit them.

KC said something that goes against your headcannon? "Well fuck KC i wil ldo what i want"

Someone else is just going against that cannon just to satisfy his own tastes? "Not a chance, KC explicitly said that it is a femdomfag MG only"

What's the deal with the hypocrisy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723300
> And honestly, if you have that kind of power as some chosen hero, you're probably doing something more important than domming Hellhounds.
Are you implying there's anything more important than loving your hellhound waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723311
MUH
DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723300
>one of the very few Monster Girls where going full-sub isn't possible with them?

KC disagrees, but what does he know about the lore that he wrote, amirite? Headcanon 4eva!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723311
Fat-bottomed hounds make the rocking world go round!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723310
Anon, even if I'm fated to lose, I will make sure that their victory comes at the most dearest of costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723311
>a fat-bottomed Hellhound will never sit on your face as she gives you a titfuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723311
>that hint of exposed areola
>that fuckhuge tail
>that hourglass figure
>those bursting-at-the-pants thighs

God can't save me from this lust I feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723300
How's this? I will have my hellhound dress as a maid, fetch my slippers and feed me strawberries because grapes are for fags, while I play Big Tittie Ninja Apocalypse 3, and if someone doesn't't like that, tough gnome titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723311
I want her to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723318
>>13723319
I just think it's fucking silly to keep trying to start this shitstorm over and over again.

>>13723320
He probably has better tastes and is getting something better than a Hellhound and not wasting his time taming one. He's probably fucking his Holstaur wife and giving her triplets.

>>13723328
It literally says Gods themselves can't tame them. And none of you fuckers are Gods, so it's delusional to claim anyone here could tame a Hellhound.

>>13723345
Well in all honesty Monster Girls aren't real so who would care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723300
I just don't care anymore. No matter what you say peope won't care about what you say.

Let's see how much time until Ushi-Oni it's made a sub too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723349

KC said again, and again, and again, on both twitter and the Q&A that the profiles are NOT concrete or absolute. They are generalizations, and that there are exceptions to pretty much everything in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723349
>start this shitstorm over and over again
>implying it's not the "other" side's fault

Sure, blame anything but the spergers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723356
Well Anon when there's so much emphasis put on a particular part of their character it's a bit hard to argue that "It's free flowing."

This isn't "They tend to be mellow". This is "This species can't even be tamed by the gods."

I mean if KC did a profile on a Charizard and said "If their fire tail is ever put in water, they will die." would you think that part of the profile constitutes as a generalization and try to soak your Charizard in bubble bath water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723349
>It's your fault for triggering them
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723355
Ushis have already been made into a sub several times. Then people moved on to the next thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723365
No, you're right. Everyone, everyone stop. This one anon knows more about the canon than the actual writer.

If you want your headcanon that's find, but don't pass it off as actual canon when the writer himself of the canon has said otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723365
Look, either the profiles are hyperbole, or they're not.
You don't get to cherry-pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723349
>none of you are gods

Training till you go god tier is possible in the setting. Now put your autism away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723349
Fine, have what you want.

Make every sub monster a dom for all I care, I don't give a shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723375
I just hate that you guys use the exact words in the entry to excuse your faggotry, yet for everything else KC is just a faggot that can't make good canons.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want monster girls to be built from the same mold over and over and never be interesting.

I refuse you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723349
>>13723365
I smell dragontard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723389
If that stops half of the shitstorms I can accept it. I understand why nobody thinks the same though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723388
>"You guys"

Ah, that explains your headcanon policing. You see, believe it or not, /mgt/ isn't a hive mind. Sometimes people are right, sometimes they're wrong, sometimes they disagree.

But again, I'm not here to argue whether I'm right or wrong. I'm factually pointing out KC has said profiles are very flexible and fluid, and that there are exceptions to pretty much anything but his golden rule (happily ever after ends only).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723376
No? That's not how it works.
Some portions of the profile are direct description. Some are hyperbolic. You can usually tell because the hyperbole is speaking in flowery language and far away extremes.

[Anonymous No.]

What if people just ignored the headcanons that they didn't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723387
You need a Hinezumi in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop the fight, pet the kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723375
>>13723376
You guys have no concept of moderation. If you want to disregard the profiles completely just say so, but don't try to say "It's all Hyperbole!" Again, use common sense when trying to see what can be a generalization and what's probably fact. If it's a brief passing mention on their personality it's probably a generalization. If it makes a point to explain a certain fact then it's probably true for all of them. Especially with a rare and high ranking Monster Girl like a Hellhound. Otherwise

>"Not all Alps were men who became girls, it's possible for an alp to have always been a girl! That parts hyperbole!"

>>13723395
I just noticed this word in this thread, is this a new epic meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723403
What if frogs pissed rainbows that taste like root beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723398
Shitstorms are not a matter of what has been written, they are a matter of lousy people who shouldn't be allowed to ever talk.

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>>13723400
Nevermind the fact that we're dealing with translations, KC already said they're not universal.

Seriously, what are you trying to prove?

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>>13723410
>is this a new epic meme?
It seems like a defense mechanism.

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>>13723416
I'm not really in on the whole conversation. I'm just against the idea that either the entire thing is or isn't one way or the other. There's nuance.

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>>13723410
No, it's the name of a particular invincible monsterfag. I think this untameable hellhound guy is him, his style is almost identical.

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>>13723411
But frogs are real and we know what they pissed. Frog girls on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13723405
Which one?
The chubby one, the fit one, the busty seductress, or the loli?
If you don't answer [spoiler[I'll pet then all

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>>13723427
KC says you can pet any you want as long as it's a happy end.

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>>13723427
I want to pet the one that is all four things at the same time!

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>>13723410
>use common sense
Every autist's favorite phrase.

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>>13723427
>I'll pet then all
b-but that will surely kill you!

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>>13723423
>There's nuance
Honestly, maybe MGE has too much of that.

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>>13723434
All it is.

>>13723435
A strongfat, oppai loli kitsune who goes 'ara ara' when you pick her up?
Good man.

>>13723438
Witness me Anon.

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>>13723436
I want a Wurm to use common sense on me.

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>All these people getting upset over KC's version of the house rules and have fun passage from every DMG

>>13723442
More like KC changes the cohesion of his universe and then never updates previous material so you have this hodgepodge of various interpretations of his canon that contradict and clash with each other because they were written at different times with different ideas.

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>You will never be the main villain of MGC, often plotting evil plans to cause great misfortune to the population
>You will never be fated to be alone because evil people don't get to be loved

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>>13723410
It doesn't even matter what the profiles say. The overarching themes of mge are: "You can have whatever you like" and "Tru lub winz!!11!".

Not sure why you insist on wasting our time.

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>>13723446
That would probably be the end of the world as we know it because she will show us a whole new one.

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>>13723452
Pretty much. You can do that in programming (to a point), but as far as writing goes, I don't recommend that.

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>>13723446
>Wurm used "Common sense"
>Wurm is confused.
>Wurm went berserk.

Eh...

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>>13723454
What about the possibility of meeting an evil overlord monstergirl?

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>>13723426
What are you saying?

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>>13723454
>tfw you have to become evil to be free
You never know how precious peace is until you have to pay for it...

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>>13723454
>live in MGC
>not being loved

I-Is such things possible??

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>>13723469
Wurms have such absurd defense they'd take next to nill from confusion damage.

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>>13723490
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

All this dom vs sub reminds me of lycans vs vampires

A miracle anon! A blending of the fetishes!

Wouldn't that be nice?

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>>13723493
Yeah, what about Anon though?

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>>13723490
Yea
Piss of the God of Love with shit like NTR, you become unlovable forever

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>>13723497
Depends on if he is steel type or not. Outrage is still going to hit for a lot though.

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>>13723493
Isn't confusion damage percentage based? Or based purely on the power of the attack?

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>>13723496
>you will never create a vampire/werewolf hybrid with your Lich waifu

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>>13722643
>come back from work
>see this

It's always rabbit rape season.

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>>13723504
Seeing as you can't really ntr monsters, I wonder if it's really that easy.

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>>13723496
>Vampire and werewolf fight over the Anon they both like.
>Turns into underworld except you can understand the plot.
>In the end they are both laying on the ground, sweaty and exhausted before Anon decides to end things his way, by pounding into the two of them until they ahego.

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>>13723506
You went pokemon, I went generic RPG

See, this is why every anon should go grind at least an hour each morning.

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>>13723507
Based on the monster's attack against their own defense. It means certain ones can even 1HKO themselves due to their absurdly min-maxed stats.

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>>13723496
Even better

A Vampire Girl and a Werewolf Girl arguing whether Monster Girls should be Subs or Doms

Which one would be which and which one would you side with?

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>>13723513
>except you can understand the plot

You having a laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

These arguments suck and are for children. I just want to go to the slime baths.

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>>13723518
Not sure I want to open that can.

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>>13723518
I always side with myself though.

People are either on my team, or not.

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>>13723518
What use is a monstergirl if she doesn't take what she deserves?

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>>13723519
Maybe, at least here the plot makes sense.

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>>13723514
But what are we grinding?

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>>13723523
You.
I like you.
But my team is better than yours.

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>>13723520
Monstergirl bathhouses where you can pay to relax in different types of slime baths.
What options would they have?

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>>13723527
Goblins?
Could always grind bandits

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>>13723527
Levels, stats, whatever.
The world is a dangerous place.

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last on the page 10

let's pretend this never happened

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>>13723530
As long as your team isn't in my way, we never have to find out.

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>>13723533
I would love to grind some Goblins.

http://i.imgur.com/bv99MtA.png

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>>13723536
Unthinkable. I believe we've made some progress.

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>>13723527
GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL

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>>13723538
But it's you who stands in my way. The road is mine. Everything under the sky and earth is mine.

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>>13723518
>"Anon, tell Werewolf-chan that Human Boys are supposed to be submissive! Tell her that because of this Monster Girls like me are supposed to dom them and be their master and lovingly control them! Because that makes them happy!"
>"Nuh-uh! Anon, tell Vampire-chan that Monster Girls are supposed to serve Human Boys and do what they're told, and be like nice loyal delicate flowers for them to hold! Man's best friend!"

>Both look at you longingly, praying you'll side with them
>On one side, life as the only servant to a powerful dominant haughty vampire, a life of loving femdom
>On the other, life as the master to a loyal and genki submissive werewolf, a life of loving maledom
>Which will you do?
>If you try to say Switch or Both you'll get the Switch Mindflayer who'll manually change you to be whatever she feels for her current mood, and if you try to choose equal you get an Alp that wants a nice equal vanilla romance, so don't choose either of them, either the Werewolf or Vampire