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13691694 No.13691694 [Reply] [Original]

Would you risk your life to protect Satori from bullying?

Would you ATTACK the bully with everything you have?

>> No.13691727

Sure I guess

>> No.13691745

Considering Satori is a bully, yes, I would attack her. Why do you ask?

>> No.13691785

Yes, I would bully Satori with everything I have.

>> No.13691957
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That depends on whether I get exclusive Satori bullying rights afterwards.

>> No.13691976

There are three types of people in this world: Satori, bullies, and the NEETs.

Satori prefers to believe that evil doesn't exist in the world and if it ever darkened her doorstep, she wouldn't know how to protect herself. Then you've got the predators, who use violence to prey on the weak. They're the bullies. And then there are those blessed with the gift of aggression, an overpowering need to protect Satori. These men are the rare breed who live to confront the bully. They are the NEETs.

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>>13691976
How do I become a NEET worthy of Satori?

>> No.13692477

can i use wepon

>> No.13692794

Yes I would.
Satori must be protected!

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13692840

I find it difficult to believe I could do anything against somebody strong enough to bully Satori-sama

>> No.13692871

>>13691694
i would bully the fugg outta of this mind reader

>> No.13693528
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13693528

Depends on what kind of bullying it is.
I might encourage it or even participate.

Sa.
To.
Ri.
Chan~

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>>13693528
Touching Satorin with cold hands! Just like one of your stories.

>> No.13694494

>>13691694
>bully
Listen dipshit: there is only one being in the world that has any right of accessing my mind, and that's me.

You get in the restricted area? You get a taste of Castle Doctrine.

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>>13693528

>> No.13694511

Satori is a fucking youkai, she could slaughter someone like that in a flash.

>> No.13694528

>>13694511
What if bullies are youkai too? Or even worse - they are shrine maidens?

>> No.13694532

>>13693528
Tell me when you're on the verge of death, I'll bring some popcorn and enjoy the spectacle.

>> No.13694548

Surely Orin and Okuu would take care of anyone bullying Satori-sama. Or could it be that they're the ones doing the bullying?

>> No.13694561

>>13694548
I selflessly offer myself in Satori's stead to receive the bullying of Okuu & Orin!

>> No.13694582

>>13694561
That's not how it works, even if you're an M. You have to assist the pets in bullying their master, so that you get it back threefold later.

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>>13694561
I want Okuu and Orin to bully my dick while Satori watches

>> No.13694850

>>13694532
word

>> No.13694921

>>13691976
Come on, Satori isn't that naive. She fled underground from people like that. She administrates old hell. She read's minds for god's sake.

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>>13694548
They're already gone.

>> No.13695067

>>13694952
Being Satori must be a terrible way to live your life.

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>>13694582
Oh yes, genius!
Now all three of them will turn the tables and bully you instead!

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>>13695081
That's a dream come true in my book, and I have Okuu and Orin to guide me through the hard part.

>> No.13695135

>>13695067
Yeah, terribly sexy

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>>13695067
She seems content with it. It'd probably suck if she didn't live in such a remote place...but she doesn't, so it's fine.

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>>13694532
Chill out m8, only light bullying and teasing allowed, like >>13693873, also like how I'd imagine the lewdest shit I can come up while being near her, or steal all her panties so she has to go commando or give her an intense surprise hair ruffle, hug her until she explodes, surprise navelingus, etc.

>> No.13696175

One more into the fray. Into the last good bullying Satori will ever know.

>> No.13696182

>>13696175
Please don't kill Satori.

>> No.13696204

SPANK THAT KID

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>>13695655

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>> No.13696597

>>13696374
Look at this smug piece of shit. She KNOWS you're too much of a pussy to actually do anything to her, and is laughing at your lack of confidence. She's a right cunt, that Satori.

>> No.13696654

>>13695655
I'll throw the fucking popcorn at you too while I'm at it.

>> No.13696688

satori is good guro m8

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>>13696688
Please do not kill the Satori

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Gas the bullies

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I want Satori to read my mind as I'm about to surprise-fuck her senseless!

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>>13697926
Fapping to Satori in front of Satori!

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>>13701182

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>>13698902

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She sees everything and just knowing that turns me on so much.

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>> No.13701252

>>13698902
proREMIRIAt is cheating on Remilia again!

>> No.13701350

Satori threads are so fucking autistic is ridiculous.
Nobody truly likes her here.

Specially that one idiot.

>> No.13701380

>>13701234
Smoking? Disgusting, this is the biggest turn off for me. I would beat the shit out of her until she drops this stupid habit.

>> No.13701381

Satori is a bully though. She reads your mind and tells you what you're thinking straight up.

>> No.13701390

>>13696182
What about driving her to suicide? She must be close, anyway. Hated by everyone, secluded underground, abandoned by her sister, and used by simple-minded animals. She might just need a little push.

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>>13701390
No, don't do that either. I doubt you could anyway, though. She seems fine.

>>13701350
How rude. I like her.

>> No.13701433

>>13701381
No she's autistic not a bully. She doesn't realize that makes people mad so that's why she secludes herself in a shithole.

>> No.13701452

>>13696597
that's the real satori. all this bullied shit is fannon

>> No.13701470

>>13701409
No you don't, you love some fanon personality of Satori.

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>> No.13701589

>>13701452
>fannnnnnon
The only time we saw her in official games she got bullied hard. A proud youkai was beaten by two humans. I just can't imagine the level of asspergers she got after that incident. Her burn was probably so strong it could sustain Hell of Blazing Fires instead of Okuu.
Oh and Satori has never won in a fight against her sister. I wouldn't be surprised if she sometimes was bullied by Koishi too.

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>>13701470
I like both fanon and canon Satori.

>> No.13701659

>>13701409
She only acts fine. On the inside is a different story.

>> No.13701742

Of course

>> No.13701760

Please don't bully the Satorin!

>> No.13703335

>>13701350
I do. Checkmate atheists.
Anyways, reason for that is that Satorin herself is canonically a shut in, so she's easy to relate to.

>> No.13703467

>>13703335
>Checkmate atheists
epic meme, dude

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>>13701760
But then how will we get to see her cute crying face?

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>>13706256
We don't, nor do we need to. Satori is at her best when bullying and manipulating others, not the other way around

>> No.13706312

>>13706256
It can be tears of joy and happiness.

>> No.13706794

>>13706256
You can show her your fanfics.

>> No.13706910

I wonder, since youkais aren't humans their brain must work differently.

Then could one kill a satori by memorizing a satori-specific BLIT and then thinking about it when it tries to read your mind? I betcha it would be a lot of fun.

>> No.13706944 [DELETED] 

my mom just bullied me

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>>13706944
That sucks dude, I take it you aren't a bully and would help a bullied Satori? Ganbare

>> No.13713152

Any danbooru's pool about Komeiji sisters that worth hard translating?

>> No.13713250
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>>13713152
This one http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/9044

>> No.13713401

>>13713152
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/9550
Extremely cute story (and undeservedly unpopular). Usually such doujinshis resolve around Satori trying to help Koishi and open her third eye. But in this story Satori is trying to and understand Koishi's feelings and accept her as she is

Also according to uploader this pool is missing a blank black page 30. It would be a good idea to re-create it in hard translation. It wasn't included because danbooru mods would definitely not approve a blank page. But it's important since this page should represent a whole day spent without any conscious memories.

>> No.13715974

>>13713250
I mean non-H.

>>13713401
Thanks. Let me see if there is any hard-to-redraw pages.

>> No.13716003

>>13691694
Satori's pastel color scheme is weak as hell, and she sucks simply for this.

>> No.13716109

I want to get molested by the Koishi

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