Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:26:05 2015 No.13686272 [Reply] [Original]

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:26:35 2015 No.13686274 First for Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and Dragon harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:27:21 2015 No.13686278 >>13686274 I can't see a Lilim sharing you with anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:27:52 2015 No.13686281 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:28:25 2015 No.13686284 >>13686278 That's the power of pelvis baby! She'd share if I loved her enough. >>13686281 Believe anon. Believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:28:50 2015 No.13686285 File: 260 KB, 768x776, jinko preparing to love you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686272 6th for jinkos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:28:58 2015 No.13686286 Kikis are olev

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:30:15 2015 No.13686289 Finally. And I was even able to use that image the guy wanted last time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:30:22 2015 No.13686290 >>13686284 >That's the power of pelvis baby! She'd share if I loved her enough Eh, if that's your thing. I find far more attractive a girl that wants you to center all your attention on her, especially if she's from a powerful species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:30:39 2015 No.13686291 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, 1434851260087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give her the B

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:30:56 2015 No.13686292 File: 827 KB, 2560x1024, Uni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So /mgg, chocolate or vanilla?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:32:18 2015 No.13686294 >>13686291 Is Kyouya from Gj Bu the most common husbando between Kejourous? >>13686292 Vanilla this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:32:22 2015 No.13686295 >>13686291 Nice Kejourou, unknownbro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:34:11 2015 No.13686303 >>13686274 Seriously weren't you writing something with this? Or are those brief lewd blurbs I did months ago all it's gonna be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:34:13 2015 No.13686304 >>13686295 I didn't draw it. It was posted in the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:34:51 2015 No.13686308 File: 492 KB, 809x1145, b743268bdaaf01efe45738eb1161c90c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:34:59 2015 No.13686310 I want to Impregnate Miia and then when she lays eggs she wraps me in her tail and we both cuddle our eggs until they hatch cute snake babies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:35:32 2015 No.13686311 >>13686292 Strawberry

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:35:51 2015 No.13686314

>>13686303
I kinda got a little depressed. Suicidal actually. For about two months. Just now recovering. I'm putting it on my to do list tonight. I have it all laid out in my head. Just gotta get it down. Put some music on and whatnot. I won't let ya down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:37:50 2015 No.13686322 >>13686294 >Is Kyouya from Gj Bu the most common husbando between Kejourous? >Implying any of them can claim him for themselves when their all in a puddle of their own fluids by the time he's done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:38:26 2015 No.13686325 I want an Alp to capture the Amazon that alped her using a combination of wits and newfound Mamono strength, then strip her clothes off over her defeated enemy while saying "My turn, now."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:39:51 2015 No.13686330 >>13686292 Swirl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:39:59 2015 No.13686332 >>13686325 >Alp capturing anything >Amazoness alping anyone I mean, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:40:05 2015 No.13686333 >>13686308 I want a Vampire roommate who hides the fact that she's a monster girl until I wake up in the middle of the night and find her sucking my blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:40:54 2015 No.13686340 >>13686322 they're*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:41:59 2015 No.13686345 >>13686308 I want to be the platonic servant and advisor to a vampire, or any powerful monstergirl really

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:45:29 2015 No.13686360 File: 845 KB, 1400x617, fc227c3df60481c2f238af29ab71ea06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686345 I want to help my evil waifu to conquer the world

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:46:02 2015 No.13686365 A little something for those suffering the summer heat. http://pastebin.com/95cJk2Nd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:46:25 2015 No.13686367 >>13686360 I want to help my Good Waifu slay you and your waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:49:25 2015 No.13686374 >>13686367 I want to corrupt you both into our cause

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:50:00 2015 No.13686378 File: 424 KB, 707x900, smugfaggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I posted a wip of a cheshire last week but I ended up scrapping it. If that anon that gave me some nice critique is still here though, I really appreciate it man. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:52:38 2015 No.13686389 File: 414 KB, 1200x900, 94eef5c64b21609f46100a9b7584c34281e55dbc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hadn't come here in a month. What have I missed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:54:08 2015 No.13686393 >>13686378 Well, that's way better than what I can fabricate, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:54:13 2015 No.13686394 >>13686389 Literally nothing. Leave now and save your sanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:55:10 2015 No.13686396 >>13686389 mindflayer drop, and some more ask.fm stuff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:55:11 2015 No.13686398 >>13686389 Story updates, and some new artists who aren't complete faggots. So, a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:55:12 2015 No.13686397 >>13686378 I like it all except for the face. It looks...scrunched up. Like the eyes and the nose and the mouth are trying to get at the same place, you know Like a Clannad character. If you move the eyes up, though, it'll be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:57:03 2015 No.13686411 >>13686365 Very nice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:57:09 2015 No.13686413 File: 48 KB, 228x325, 1412935713591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686389 >That lamia >Hair over one eye >Sticking a tail in this pants Oh, I like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:57:21 2015 No.13686415 File: 179 KB, 1280x962, 1432941808988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God DAMN I love wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:58:08 2015 No.13686419 >>13686413 You'd like any monster girl you fucking cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:58:46 2015 No.13686421 >>13686419 Wrong. I'd like any lamia. There's the difference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:58:49 2015 No.13686422 File: 25 KB, 175x175, 1429744113209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686419

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:59:05 2015 No.13686424 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686322 I want to overwhelm a Kejourou by running my hands and face through her hair at once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:59:21 2015 No.13686425 >>13686389 There's something odd about this image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:59:25 2015 No.13686426 >>13686389 I'm diggin' that fallen angel(?) in the back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:00:35 2015 No.13686429 >>13686389 I'm unfamiliar with this. But I like it. Especially that Dark Angel in the back. Love the long hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:01:42 2015 No.13686434 >>13686426 She's definitely a take on KC's Dark Angel. The chains and tattoos/pleasure runs are a dead give away. Really like what the artist has done with her though. Aged up a bit, and with lovely long hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:01:53 2015 No.13686435 >>13686389 >tfw you'll never know how hard it is to live in MG city

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:02:43 2015 No.13686438

>>13686374
Well good Luck! I'm a 100th Level Monk, Paladin, White Mage! I've also unlocked the 8 Charka Points in my body, Have Access to the Unconscious Transmigration of Souls, Haki, Hamon, Kaio-Ken and Sacred Spirit Energy after forming Multiple Personalities to cut the training time down! I've fought and linked with the souls of King Arthur, Miyamoto Musashi, Hercules, Bruce Lee, Jesus and Primus! Not to mention I've been in over 100 Military Campaigns, seeing over 5000 battles and have gone through the Item Worlds of all My Weapons and Armors which were given to me by Various Deities!
Also I love my waifu a lot!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:02:46 2015 No.13686439 >>13686314 I know the feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:02:53 2015 No.13686440 >>13686393 >>13686397 Thanks guys, and duly noted. I'm still having trouble with anime but I'll get it eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:03:56 2015 No.13686447 >>13686389 God monster girls are shitheads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:04:41 2015 No.13686452 >>13686411 Thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:07:49 2015 No.13686458 >>13686389 Some of the faces look too, westernized? That's the only thing I could complain personally. >>13686438 Ha! That's nothing compared to what our forces can create! We have nukes that spread demonic energy!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:09:42 2015 No.13686463

>>13686360
>Be the husband to an evil monstergirl overlord
>You're the only person she trusts completely, and the only one who can question her without punishment
> You do your best to support her in every way you can and she's grateful for this
> She's cold and cruel to others, but drops the act when she's alone with you and acts affectionate and caring
>She enjoys slower cuddle sex and she likes to whisper into your ear how you'll give her many strong heirs when she's finished with her conquests
>One day, you get kidnapped by a group of mercenaries who plan on using you a a bargaining chip against your waifu, while also planning on making use of you as their
whore, just to demoralize your waifu
>Before they can do anything to you, your waifu tracks you down and was all of the mercs publicly executed
>When you're finally alone with your waifu, she break down crying and sobs that she was so worried and that you should never leave her again
>She increases security tenfold to keep you safe

Evil waifus are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:09:58 2015 No.13686464 >>13686389 I want to face-fuck that Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:11:08 2015 No.13686468 >>13686463 Anon please stop, my penis can only get so erect.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:13:03 2015 No.13686471

>>13686365
Y'know what? I like it. You're exploring the possibilities of slimegirls, and that's something which I can appreciate. That, and it gave me a boner, so you're obviously doing something right there.

If I were to critique you, though, I'd tell you that your writing needs more colour. Flourish, variety, kutzpah, or however you want to put it. Because right now, I'll admit that you're getting the point across, but it feels just a teensy bit little clinical. Just a little bit. Maybe quite a bit in the first half. I mean, shoot a gander at this:

>Taking what you can get you raise the pouch to your mouth.
>Taking slow small sips you try to soften the hard crag of your dry mouth.
>The almost alien feeling of wetness induces a coughing fit.
>Taking pause for a moment you rub your forearm across your forehead.

You've got four sentences there one after the other, and three of them start with "Taken." Don't be afraid to throw a little flair in there, especially when you're writing about slimegirls. I mean, come on, you've shown that you can do some pretty exotic things with them, so why not let the writing compliment that exotic tone?

Oh, and by the way, your Lab Accident story is top-notch. I hope you stick around, because you're very much speaking my language when it comes to what you're pulling out of your brain basket, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:13:29 2015 No.13686472 File: 323 KB, 615x638, kiki cutie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a dominating and slightly yan kiki to forcibly direct my life!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:15:02 2015 No.13686476 >>13686472 I want all monster girls to return to their roots and become dominant rape machines!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:15:41 2015 No.13686481 >>13686389 What's the one with her thumb in her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:17:25 2015 No.13686484 >>13686389 >finally tame your yandere waifu >get a job as highteacher >mg students start to flirt and try to grope you >offhand you mention it to her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:17:44 2015 No.13686486 >>13686476 >not going all the way back to non-humanoid savage deathbeasts Casuals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:18:28 2015 No.13686487 >>13686389 I wish Mizuryuu Key would do monstergirls. Loving the slut vibe in this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:18:50 2015 No.13686488 >>13686484 What comes next is your own fault for being an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:19:49 2015 No.13686490 >>13686389 >I ain't doing shit till you whip out a tit.jog

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:20:23 2015 No.13686491 >>13686487 Mizuryuu Kei draws the most deliciously slutty girls. Too bad half of it is NTR, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:21:29 2015 No.13686494 >>13686488 He's not the one in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:21:48 2015 No.13686495 File: 913 KB, 849x1200, Tengu aren't the only ones with books.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 69th for studious Tanuki!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:22:02 2015 No.13686496 >>13686481 oh my god, you can't just ask someone what kind of monster they are. jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:23:01 2015 No.13686500 >>13686494 Its his own fault for everything that happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:23:41 2015 No.13686501 >>13686481 How would you get the attention of an Evil MG anyhow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:24:15 2015 No.13686503 >>13686486 But then I wouldn't get to drink maledom tears!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:24:30 2015 No.13686504

>>13686463
>You're the only person she trusts completely, and the only one who can question her without punishment
> She's cold and cruel to others, but drops the act when she's alone with you and acts affectionate and caring
Best thing ever. Evil waifus a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:25:25 2015 No.13686507 >>13686491 His ntr stuff is forgettable. Hard to feel bad about a girl getting cucked when she's just gonna jump on the nearest cock available. We don't see the guy getting chucked on the other ones so, same thing. >Half Really dude?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:26:00 2015 No.13686509 >>13686463 why do i want this so badly i don't even like evil

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:26:25 2015 No.13686510 >>13686500 It was one slip though, he thought he healed her yandere. It will be apparent when he shows up to class Monday and half of the students are absent

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:26:45 2015 No.13686511 >>13686495 10/10 Would give power of attorney to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:26:59 2015 No.13686513 >>13686507 Okay, I'm probably exaggerating, but the one with the slut family and MizuryuuLand ended in that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:28:09 2015 No.13686515 >>13686503 >Implying we wouldn't't simply dom them too The perk of being a dom is you can actually do stuff.Cry more. >inb4 biting the bait Call the the cops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:28:47 2015 No.13686518 >>13686510 >he thought he healed her yandere Like I said, he's an idiot. He's an idiot for thinking you can cure yandere and he's an idiot for going to work at a place with even hornier than normal monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:29:24 2015 No.13686520 >>13686378 Lift the eyes a little bit. They're too close to the cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:29:43 2015 No.13686521 >>13686513 Slut family yes, Mizuryuu land was just swinging.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:30:39 2015 No.13686524

>>13686468
>Years later she makes good on her promise and she's now the ruler of a large and powerful county, as well as a mother to your children
>Of course, she has her daughters trained to be rulers and conquerors, just like her
>She still acts cold to the public, with only a faint smile appearing on her face whenever she talks of her husband and her family
>Her propaganda paints you as the perfect mate, and all the woman want to have someone like you, and the men want to be like you.
>She's calmed down since her old days, but she still gets angry when someone messes with you. You had to convince her not to execute the maid when she was caught spying on you and your waifu during your lovemaking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:30:47 2015 No.13686527 >>13686332 >underestimating an alp >especially an alp with an agenda Do you want to get raped by an alp? Because that's how you get raped by alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:31:03 2015 No.13686529 >>13686496 Even as a joke, stop it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:31:22 2015 No.13686530 >>13686515 You're adorable, it's like watching a child act like an adult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:32:21 2015 No.13686532 >>13686501 By doing evil deeds in front of her, duh.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:32:39 2015 No.13686533

>>13686504
This, this right here.
To take a line from the slowest updating coming on the internet
>I'm less concerned with how they treat their enemies than with how they treat their friends.
Honestly, this is the hottest concept ever.
Immensely powerful waifu possibly beyond repercussion in any immediate sense, cold, calculating, cruel. Maybe she's full on Daji-mode and tortures people for fun. You can hear their screams in the distance. Perhaps you participate.
But she's dere-dere for you. In a world of pain and horror, you're her anchoring rock. The exception.
I cannot get any harder right now.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:32:45 2015 No.13686534

>>13686471

Wow thanks.

Yeah I totally agree with you my writing can unfortunately be a little mechanical in places.
I have next to no experience writing creatively so I'm still trying to develop my writing voice as it were.
Plus this latest one in particular was just a simple idea that popped into my head and I kind of just rushed through it, putting words to the page without really paying attention to how it came across.

I appreciate the compliments/criticism!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:34:03 2015 No.13686538 >>13686533 You're pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:34:07 2015 No.13686539 >>13686274 Sluuuuuuut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:34:07 2015 No.13686540 >>13686487 >>13686491 Is there a place where I can view more of his stuff? I searched everything on the iqdb and nothing came up other than some /tg/ archives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:34:55 2015 No.13686542 Why are monster girls not being taught to not rape while men are taught how to avoid getting raped?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:35:02 2015 No.13686545 >>13686540 http://g.e-hentai.org/tag/mizuryu+kei

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:35:35 2015 No.13686549 File: 278 KB, 470x440, 1435084565823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686530 What's that? You're salty cause Monstergirls have become waifus and I have my throbbing maledom dick in "your" soup? I know. I'm also not removing it. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:35:43 2015 No.13686550 File: 449 KB, 964x1400, zoo_0032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:35:44 2015 No.13686551 File: 262 KB, 858x800, 1434841245851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686292 Mint chocolate chip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:35:47 2015 No.13686552 >>13686542 Because this is a reverse-rape setting. Fuck off if you don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:36:06 2015 No.13686554 >>13686542 I know this is satire but this logic is 100% right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:36:59 2015 No.13686556 >>13686542 I'm sure the latter happens, but it's glossed over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:37:11 2015 No.13686557 >>13686552 This is either bait or ignorance. Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:37:21 2015 No.13686560 >>13686542 Jewnukis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:37:59 2015 No.13686561 >>13686538 And then there's this faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:38:06 2015 No.13686563 >>13686542 Because that how things are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:38:30 2015 No.13686565 >>13686560 This. Do you know how much money the jewnukis make off of selling anit-rape kits to men and anit-anti-rape kits to monstergirls? They want us divided instead of united because they make a profit off of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:39:14 2015 No.13686567 >>13686549 Please continue, I haven't laughed this hard at someone in forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:39:38 2015 No.13686569 >>13686550 Succubutts getting turned into a pure and loving house wife that can still fuck the shit out of you is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:40:14 2015 No.13686573 >>13686549 Will you please stop trolling the femdoms? You know how they get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:40:19 2015 No.13686575 >>13686542 For monsters I would guess that quite a few of them can get away with it. In general it's because they often have to, due to being ostracized, if we're talking about the typical fantasy scenario.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:40:51 2015 No.13686580 >>13686567 Submissive Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:41:42 2015 No.13686582 >>13686580 You're not even trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:42:14 2015 No.13686584 >>13686542 Monsteriarchy creating rape culture. I learned all about it in my Men's Study courses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:42:15 2015 No.13686585 >>13686549 >>13686567 Stop you two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:42:36 2015 No.13686586 >>13686580 That's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:42:47 2015 No.13686589 >>13686582 Give it a few hours. >>13686573 You know how it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:43:02 2015 No.13686590 >>13686580 Different anon. Stop fucking biting the bait. I followed the reply chain and it's very obvious the post you initially replied to was shitty bait. Stop making an ass of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:43:29 2015 No.13686593 >>13686580 Going to have to try a little harder than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:44:22 2015 No.13686597 >>13686590 If you did you know that I know that he knows it's bait. But fine, no fun allowed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:45:10 2015 No.13686601 >>13686582 Monogamous Succubus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:45:48 2015 No.13686604 >>13686601 Where do you think we are, /v/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:46:01 2015 No.13686607 So in a monster girl world MRAs would be a legitimate group and not a bunch of whiny neckbeards. That's pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:46:07 2015 No.13686608 I want to see a Nerdy Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:46:13 2015 No.13686609 >>13686601 Solid slime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:46:20 2015 No.13686610 >>13686601 Polyamorous unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:46:29 2015 No.13686611 >>13686585 It's off-topic meta argument faggotry. Just report them both and ignore it. We're on the front page, people are trying to stir shit up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:46:49 2015 No.13686614 >>13686607 >bunch of whiny neckbeards Tumblr pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:46:50 2015 No.13686615 >>13686597 >fun It's cringey and if enough people bite your or his bait the threads become god awful for the next four or so hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:47:09 2015 No.13686616 >>13686604 /a/*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:47:10 2015 No.13686617 Why can't we have nice things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:47:51 2015 No.13686618 >>13686607 They would be like feminists. So they would be whiny neckbeards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:48:20 2015 No.13686620 >>13686611 The victim complex is out of control.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:48:38 2015 No.13686623 >>13686608 >Bookworm Hellhound I can get behind this. Especially since I started some writefaggotry around this very thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:49:16 2015 No.13686624 >>13686614 >>13686618 I regret making this post because I can already see it turning into a tumblr vs /v/ bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:49:25 2015 No.13686625 >>13686607 MRAs are depressed, divorced dudes. Only tumblr uses the label in that sense. The word you're looking for is robots or /r9k/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:49:27 2015 No.13686626 >>13686607 MRA? Google giving me 20 different things and none of them look right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:50:21 2015 No.13686632 >>13686626 men's rights activist some thing that started on reddit (not as a parody) in response to tumblr's swjs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:50:47 2015 No.13686633 >>13686615 You mean like always?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:50:47 2015 No.13686634 >>13686626 Nothing wrong with guys who want equality of law. At least they don't pretend to be for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:51:08 2015 No.13686636 >>13686608 I like this sort of thing as long as something from their default personality sticks. Like a bookworm dragon would hoard knowledge and books instead of treasure, and would be elitists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:51:08 2015 No.13686637 >>13686608 Too bad, Hellhounds are proud dominant monsters. If you want some shitty nerd go fuck a Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:52:02 2015 No.13686640 >>13686608 Does she still rape guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:53:17 2015 No.13686643 >>13686586 Did you dress her up or make her go nude?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:53:46 2015 No.13686645 Knowingly biting the bait is still biting the bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:53:52 2015 No.13686647 >>13686637 >Waaah you can't do that! This guy.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:54:10 2015 No.13686648

>>13686633
Sometimes when the stars align, and a few disruptive regulars are asleep, people can actually enjoy things for a little while then the thread gets comfy.

But no, I don't see deliberate shitflinging like this every thread. Emphasis on every.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:54:18 2015 No.13686649 >>13686637 >drinks jizz >proud kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:55:15 2015 No.13686652 Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:55:21 2015 No.13686653 >>13686637 You can't stop us. I'm gonna make her wear a collar too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:55:54 2015 No.13686656 >>13686637 They're dominant monsters but they're not proud. It even states they aren't. >>13686649 That doesn't affect a monster's pride when they get stronger from doing so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:56:13 2015 No.13686657 >>13686637 >no u hav 2 do it my way! What a fucking child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:56:21 2015 No.13686658 >>13686643 Dress her up as a maid, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:56:22 2015 No.13686659 There is literally nothing wrong with peanutbutter on a hamburger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:56:52 2015 No.13686660 >>13686659 What's next? Pineapple on fucking pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:56:55 2015 No.13686662 >>13686659 >Peanutbutter >On a Hamburger Americans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:57:02 2015 No.13686663 >>13686653 Would you make her clean up your Coor's Lite cans from the floor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:57:23 2015 No.13686664 >>13686659 I...have yet to try that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:57:26 2015 No.13686665 >>13686656 >they get stronger Spirit energy is literally just food to them, not some fucking Nasus Q stack that piles up with time and makes them invincible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:57:28 2015 No.13686666 >>13686659 You just made the Kikis cry anon.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:57:32 2015 No.13686667

>>13686534
You're a pretty competent writer, I'd say.
I couldn't correct you for your spelling, because I didn't see any errors, and when I say that you know it means something. In regards to your grammar though, there's just one tiny little thing I'd like to correct you on.

>“Shhh there there now. It’s okay, just leave it to me.” She coos.

I'll take this sentence as an example. Now what you're doing wrong here is you're using a period at the end of the dialogue, then transitioning back into your narrative by narrating her actual speech. What you want to write is this:

>“Shhh there there now. It’s okay, just leave it to me,” she coos.

Why is that? Well, you're extending the sentence beyond the dialogue without a break in it. Hence the comma and uncapitalised "she." If there was a break after the dialogue, like if a character speaks, THEN does something, then you can full stop it. Like so:

>"I'm going to swap the labels for the plastic and paper recycling, and there's nothing that OCD knock-off wolfgirl can do about it." She bared her teeth at the end of the statement, as if inviting those nearby to challenge her.

There, our delinquent anti-recycler is talking, THEN performing an action.

But enough about that. I don't mean to lecture, and Google's a better teacher for that sort of thing than I. Basically, just keep doing what you're doing, and keep improving. Read books, write what you want, and feel confident doing it. All I can really say at this point without rambling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:57:59 2015 No.13686669 >>13686645 But it's so delicious!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:58:24 2015 No.13686672 >>13686645 It's a perpetual cycle of bait baiting the baiters. This thread is bait, your post is bait, my reply is bait. It's all bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:58:36 2015 No.13686674 >>13686663 >shitty amerfat beer Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:59:21 2015 No.13686676 >>13686658 You can do better than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:59:37 2015 No.13686678 >>13686660 You looking for a fight, mate?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:59:59 2015 No.13686680

>>13686665
It sustains them but can also makes them stronger. It's not

>some fucking Nasus Q stack that piles up with time and makes them invincible.

Right. I didn't say that at all. It's more akin to EXP. in some JRPG.

I would say this is at least true when their husband has become an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:00:15 2015 No.13686681 >>13686660 There is nothing wrong with a barbecue meat and pineapple pizza. With a balance of sweet and acidic flavors. Fight me. >>13686664 It's as good as it sounds abhorrent. >>13686666 GOOD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:00:23 2015 No.13686683 >>13686640 I dont know, i cant into building people

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:00:35 2015 No.13686685 >>13686674 What's wrong? I thought you would like Coor's Lite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:00:37 2015 No.13686686 >>13686676 I am open for suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:01:09 2015 No.13686688 >>13686659 That sounds nasty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:01:18 2015 No.13686689 >>13686674 >Drinking beer at all >Not killing your liver with whiskey Laughing onis.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:01:38 2015 No.13686690 >>13686685 As a man of exquisite taste, I find that offensive. >>13686689 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:01:39 2015 No.13686691 >>13686680 >It's more akin to EXP That and if they stacked three XP boosters, no use fighting something that is always stronger than you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:02:22 2015 No.13686692 Monster Girl Thread - Food discussion

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:02:31 2015 No.13686693 >>13686689 Now here's a man with taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:02:50 2015 No.13686695 >>13686689 Vodka beats all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:03:33 2015 No.13686697 >>13686689 Muh craft beer tbh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:03:45 2015 No.13686698 File: 67 KB, 508x546, Tamamo..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686653 >>13686637 HEY, I SAID I WANTED A NERDY HELLHOUND, i never once said anything about her being a sub/dom, or wearing a collar, so cut that shit out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:03:45 2015 No.13686699 >>13686686 "Property of Anon" tattooed on her butt. "Master's bitch slave" on her chest. Something like that. >inb4 tattoos eww Get her a shirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:03:46 2015 No.13686700 >>13686689 Guys, this is /jp, we all have to drink sake, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:05:21 2015 No.13686704 >>13686698 To be fair, >>13686637 started it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:05:47 2015 No.13686706 >>13686698 Too bad, Hellhounds aren't for that. Go have a Cyclops cosplay if you want a fluffy nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:05:48 2015 No.13686707 >>13686699 I dunno, I'd like to preserve her beauty as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:05:59 2015 No.13686708 >>13686700 Oh, if only this thread was more /jp/-like. Anyway, no, sake isn't otaku culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:06:00 2015 No.13686709 >>13686700 Your eyes will always be round. >>13686695 They make vodka for men?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:06:24 2015 No.13686711 >>13686699 >Not getting matching tattoos saying that you're her property as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:06:32 2015 No.13686712 >>13686699 Tattoos really do suck, though Get her some nipple piercings instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:06:46 2015 No.13686713 >>13686698 >Trying to make people stop baiting Nice one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:06:50 2015 No.13686714 >>13686706 He can have a nerdy hellhound if he wants to, so sayeth KC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:07:03 2015 No.13686715 >>13686704 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:07:30 2015 No.13686718 >>13686706 >Hellhounds aren't for that. They are if he feels like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:07:49 2015 No.13686720 >>13686704 this aint about being fair, dont add fuel too the fire. Dont bite the bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:08:28 2015 No.13686721 >>13686712 Why do people like nipple piercings? They just seem like they'd be weird and in the way to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:08:39 2015 No.13686722 >>13686711 Hahahaha, no. Fucking smug equalfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:08:59 2015 No.13686723 >>13686704 I bet that post wasn't even made by a sub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:09:12 2015 No.13686725 >>13686699 >implying being dom means treating her like property Shows what you know, it's about protecting her smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:09:12 2015 No.13686726 >>13686714 Right, I completely forgot. Monsters that support KC's fetish can be whatever the want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:09:26 2015 No.13686727 File: 72 KB, 380x600, 1434345979601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP. FUCKING. FIGHTING. RIGHT. NOW. I can't write with you people constantly bitching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:09:30 2015 No.13686728 File: 410 KB, 350x343, Momiji-Dance-Transparent.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686700 No, You have to post 2hu and take it easy. The latter of which is like dividing by zero out of context for the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:09:42 2015 No.13686729 >>13686721 Pulling on them is fun for both parties and it looks neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:10:10 2015 No.13686731 >>13686722 What's wrong with treating your wife with respect and not like a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:10:14 2015 No.13686732 >>13686725 You're a fucking faggot. Women are shit and deserve to be treated as such.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:10:15 2015 No.13686733 >>13686713 it looks that way dont it, but i wasnt really, just got a little peeved that people took that obvious bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:10:23 2015 No.13686734 >>13686727 Nise attentionwhoring

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:10:46 2015 No.13686735 >>13686729 If that's your thing, I guess. I'm much more a fan of nipple clamps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:10:47 2015 No.13686736 >>13686726 Well, you're not wrong.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:11:02 2015 No.13686738

>>13686667

>I couldn't correct you for your spelling, because I didn't see any errors, and when I say that you know it means something.
I can't take full credit for this I'm afraid.
I type up my stories in word first before they go into pastebin.
It usually catches a few errors in checking.

Thanks for the pointer about period use in my dialog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:11:06 2015 No.13686739 >>13686725 >Only my way is right Oh eat a dick.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:11:11 2015 No.13686740

>>13686683

Well, you have the profile to go on. Which makes things easier. Don't have to follow it to the letter, but you can take some traits and themes from it then tone it down while adding the nerd thing. That way she's not just a Hellhound dressed as nerd or a generic moe nerd that could be any species.

A good place to start is to figure out why she is a bookworm or a nerd instead of her quintessential example.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:12:09 2015 No.13686741 >>13686732 >My mommy didn't love me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:12:16 2015 No.13686742 >>13686721 I don't even know, man. For me I think it goes back to some really detailed lewd fan art of WoW with Draenei and Whitemane and some other scarlet crusade ladies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:12:19 2015 No.13686743 >>13686739 Pretty sure >>13686725 means one thing doesn't imply the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:12:41 2015 No.13686745 >>13686272 What the hell is that thing, I don't remember that. Not sure whether to call it cute or unnerving.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:12:56 2015 No.13686746 File: 111 KB, 1024x1024, 14768342342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686728 Bad Dog Girl! No dancing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:13:19 2015 No.13686747 Okay is you had to pick one and only one which one would you pick: KC Canon or Thread Canon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:13:21 2015 No.13686748 >>13686739 Then do tell, what is "your" way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:13:36 2015 No.13686749 File: 270 KB, 1367x629, Ushi-Oni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686745 All aboard the rape train!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:14:04 2015 No.13686751 >>13686747 Neither. Both are equally as shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:14:12 2015 No.13686752 >>13686747 My canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:14:22 2015 No.13686753 >>13686747 None, they are both bad. Headcanon-chan a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:14:26 2015 No.13686754 >>13686747 Threadcanon is fucking shit. Every single girl following threadcanon is worse than KC canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:14:52 2015 No.13686757 >>13686747 KC canon. KC is far from perfect but I like the basic premise. Also, threadcanon makes every girl worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:14:54 2015 No.13686758 >>13686747 How about fuck you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:14:55 2015 No.13686759 >>13686745 It's a fuzzy backpack. You can store all your rape in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:15:01 2015 No.13686760 >>13686745 >Not sure whether to call it cute or unnerving. It's a monster girl. It's supposed to be both.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:15:12 2015 No.13686761

>>13686740
True, but the last time i wrote something i was loopy due to sleep deprievation, and i only write decently when im in such a state, resulting in me not ever contiuing the writing

AND just look at this post, i can barly form a proper sentance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:15:21 2015 No.13686762 >>13686747 Head canon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:15:28 2015 No.13686763 >>13686749 Wow. It had to be a spider. Amazing body though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:15:55 2015 No.13686764 >>13686747 'Would you rather' shit is so fucking childish, please go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:16:45 2015 No.13686769 >>13686752 THIS NIGGA!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:16:54 2015 No.13686770

>>13686698
>Nerdy hellhound
>Wears glasses, spends all her break and lunchtime reading or studying
>The upperclassmen delinquents surround her one lunch, when she's sitting alone reading at a table
>One of them, the leader, pulls the book from her claws and starts taunting her
>She slowly looks up into his face, her first reaction to their presence
>Quicker than they can react, she thrusts her paw into the leader, piercing him with her claws
>He's several metres across a table, his clothes turning to ash until he's dazed and in the nude
>She calmly marches over to him, picks up her book, drops down and straddles him, then grinds against him while turning pages in the book with the whole canteen watching
>She cums, the only indication of it being the squirt of liquid upon his crotch as she reads, utterly impassive
>She gets up, leaving him with an unappeased boner, and makes eye contact with the other delinquents
>They run out scream with horror when the fires of her eyes flare up, bright blue and consuming the whole top of her face in hellish flame

It's like Cromartie with monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:17:07 2015 No.13686771 >>13686747 KC canon cause I cant still grasp thread canon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:17:14 2015 No.13686772 >>13686747 X-Head Cannon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:17:41 2015 No.13686774 >>13686760 Pretty sure I can find less unnerving ones. Unfortunately I have no proof she's venomous, while several others would probably be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:18:47 2015 No.13686776 >>13686764 >please go but i have nowhere else to go ;_;

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:18:49 2015 No.13686777

>>13686747
This canon.

http://pastebin.com/ScZFYrdM

A grand Human Empire that's weakening from within from corruption, while aggressive Monster Girls slowly retaking lands. No hugbox, plenty of conflict, but with forbidden love blooming on the side.

So headcanon pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:18:54 2015 No.13686778 File: 27 KB, 400x760, 1425584155468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686747 I know this sounds hard to believe, but KC's canon is less inconsistent than this general's canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:19:17 2015 No.13686780 >>13686727 Yeah well I can't write due to spiraling out of control in depression because my HDD of three years with at least five years worth of files and assorted shit clicked and died.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:19:53 2015 No.13686781 >>13686695 >you will never be berated by a Russian Jinko and Yeti yelling things you can't understand >you will never be called a блять сука шлюха and other various Russian slurs between their sips of vodka

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:19:53 2015 No.13686782 >>13686778 You're right, that is hard to believe. In fact, I will refuse to believe it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:20:15 2015 No.13686783 File: 240 KB, 569x595, Spiders 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686770 BAHAHA, I love it, you are my thread hero for today here have a spider

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:20:24 2015 No.13686784

I found a way! Monstergirls can't catch you if you're an evil secret final boss. I mean, they're usually so powerful that they have to be put in hidden areas so nobody will stumble into them so easily, surely nobody's gonna fuck around with one of those, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:21:35 2015 No.13686787 >>13686707 Then teach her. Keeping herself ready for sex at all times. Walking x steps behind you. How she greets you when you get home. Not speaking without permission.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:21:47 2015 No.13686790 >>13686784 You'll get seduced by the sweet CC echidna residing in the other lair.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:21:52 2015 No.13686791

>>13686780
>my HDD of three years with at least five years worth of files and assorted shit clicked and died.
>Tfw my HDD turns five in a couple months and has five years worth of stuff on it
What is this sudden feeling of fear? Did you at least have an EHD?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:21:57 2015 No.13686792 >>13686784 Well, if you're that, you can just walk around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:22:35 2015 No.13686796 >>13686784 You'd be like, prime husbando/onii-chan material for Lilims and Baphomets. But it's a better plan than most.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:23:13 2015 No.13686798 >>13686791 No, and I lost at least 15 GB of 4chan images, a good deal of them Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:23:15 2015 No.13686799 >>13686784 No, monster girls can sniff you out no matter where you are. Stop asking these fucking questions, the answer will always be the fucking same.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:23:19 2015 No.13686800

>>13686772
>>13686762
>>13686753
>>13686752
You would think that because people like you post in this thread your head canon would have some input into the thread canon. But it's clear that thread canon is from a small group of writefags and a few obnoxious and vocal posters

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:23:43 2015 No.13686801
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>>13686778
>Monster Girls rape and kill on a regular basis, in the most horrifying ways possible.
>"Humans are the real monsters!"

At least the heavenly knights were great. Particularly Granberry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:23:50 2015 No.13686802 >>13686770 >Not gangraping the hellhound and treating her as the cumdump pet of the group It's shit.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:24:00 2015 No.13686803

>>13686778
Well yeah, thread canon is a schizophrenic hodgepodge of demented ideas from a bunch of random strangers. It would be a hell of an accomplishment for something written by 1 person to be more inconsistent than that.
KC canon still sucks just as bad, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:24:35 2015 No.13686804 >>13686799 What if I'm an easter egg boss that can only be found by pressing an incredibly hard to remember sequence of buttons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:24:50 2015 No.13686805 >>13686798 Jesus Christ, Anon. My condolences. Your depression is completely justified

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:24:59 2015 No.13686806

>>13686787
>Keeping herself ready for sex at all times.
Will probably solve itself.
>Walking x steps behind you.
She walks at my side, where she belongs.
>How she greets you when you get home.
Pretty sure she can manage that one herself.
>Not speaking without permission.
Not interested in that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:25:16 2015 No.13686808 >>13686800 >And a few obnoxious and vocal posters Keywords being obnoxious and vocal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:25:17 2015 No.13686809 >>13686802 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:25:35 2015 No.13686810 >>13686801 >kill The fuck are you talking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:25:35 2015 No.13686811 >>13686783 Is she holding a banana? Why? And why are there little bananas with legs on the ground around her? I'm so confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:25:43 2015 No.13686812 >>13686731 We're talking about hellhounds. Fuck or be fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:25:54 2015 No.13686813 >>13686809 YOU IDIOT YOU TOOK HIS BAIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:25:57 2015 No.13686814 >>13686804 Nope, rape. Monster girls always win no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:26:02 2015 No.13686815 >>13686747 KC, no question in the least. I'd lose out on the nice Oomukades and Gazers and such, but they are fine normally too. That said, it's all a moot point, since I go off my own ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:26:06 2015 No.13686816 >>13686810 He's talking about MGQ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:26:54 2015 No.13686821 >>13686811 I honestly dont know, but its one of my favorites in my collection

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:27:00 2015 No.13686822 >>13686813 Everything is bait eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:27:03 2015 No.13686823 >>13686810 My mistake, when you said 'this general's canon' I thought you were referring to your pic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:27:07 2015 No.13686824 >>13686814 But that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:27:08 2015 No.13686825 >>13686812 What's wrong with just fucking each other because you're both in love?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:27:35 2015 No.13686827 >>13686800 I've made one contribution to thread canon. Chammy. Gone but also forgotten, RIP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:07 2015 No.13686828 >>13686798 Stay strong brother, we've all been there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:08 2015 No.13686829 >>13686814 As it should be. Humans are stuuuuuppppiiiiidddddddd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:09 2015 No.13686830 I have a dumb question. Is there any canonical monster girls that actually have an intense desire to screw other girls, excluding Incubus and Queen/Cheshire Cat. Because 90% of them seem(unfortunately) very attached to man's energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:11 2015 No.13686831 >>13686824 No that's completely accurate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:23 2015 No.13686833 >>13686802 How would they do that? She sent a guy flying several metres just by shunting him with her hand, and it looks like she can cause some severe damage through hellfire, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:49 2015 No.13686836 >>13686811 Spiders are known for being smuggled out of their countries in banana crates. So maybe that's it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:56 2015 No.13686837 >>13686824 Don't reply to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:29:26 2015 No.13686838 >>13686799 Fine, Mr. No Fun Allowed. Let's go back to your usual >Would you rather fug a monstergirl or fug a monstergirl? >Roll random monstergirl, now fuck her. Did you fuck her yet? >I want X monstergirl to Y me! >Bait posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:29:49 2015 No.13686839 >>13686830 You mean like Roper or Parasite Slime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:29:52 2015 No.13686840 >>13686833 >muh invincible monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:04 2015 No.13686842 >>13686837 Are you saying he's wrong on purpose? That sly devil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:06 2015 No.13686843 >>13686830 KC canonical? He said he won't really dabble in that sort of thing. I guess because of the nature of every monstergirl we know so far, it might be highly unlikely, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:11 2015 No.13686844 >>13686814 Stop whining about this in every fucking thread. Holy shit, you are such a whiny bitch, Anon.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:16 2015 No.13686845

>>13686830
All KC said was:
>"It's possible that yuri couples exist, but it's not my bag, so I won't ever write anything involving it outside of Ropers needing to tentacle rape girls to deposit their eggs. Now leave me alone, baka gaijins, I need to go back to the RP session where I'm a loli Baphomet Demon Lord and caressing some Onii-chan dick!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:25 2015 No.13686846 >>13686827 You can't win 'em all, sport. Good idea though. A Chameleon girl's pretty neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:31 2015 No.13686848 >>13686839 That almost feels like cheating and too standard for me, but sure...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:38 2015 No.13686849 >>13686801 >strongest monster girl besides the goddamn monster lord >"rape" scene is 100% dere And that's when I fell in love. >>13686810 MGQ >>13686823 I-I just wanted to use a funny pic with my post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:30:55 2015 No.13686850 >>13686822 probably, i just dont reply to anything that i know would cause people to get upset, but im a hypocrite so what do i know.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:31:06 2015 No.13686851

>>13686827
Mine was the janitor kikimora. I didn't keep it alive but I started posting about it on the /a/ days and it seems to have grown enough for her to be called Janet. Looks like her existence was upsetting for some, but I can only feel schadenfreude since these threads have threadcanon'd a lot of my favorites into shit.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:31:14 2015 No.13686852

>>13686463

>Your evil waifu broke down the door to the merc's hideout, furious
>In their panic, One of them carelessly injured you pretty badly
>She noticed this and after seeing you injured and the now less than confident mercs who were silently begging for their lives she screamed in rage
>She was planning on having them killed later but now she felt was a much more appropriate time for that.
>You pass out from the pain just before she rips through them with her bare hands.
>when you wake up you're back home with your waifu holding you close. She has the blood of your would be kidnappers all over her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:31:22 2015 No.13686853 >>13686814 Git gud you whiney scrub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:32:06 2015 No.13686855 >>13686814 GET GOOD SCRUBLORD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:32:17 2015 No.13686857 >>13686840 The text didn't seem to imply that she was invincible. But being a beast straight out of hell who very likely towers over your average height person might make subduing her a process and a half. The claws and fire seem dangerous, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:32:27 2015 No.13686858 >>13686830 >unfortunately Please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:32:32 2015 No.13686859 >>13686825 Not everyone is a hippie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:32:50 2015 No.13686860 >>13686814 GIT GUD I T G U D

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:32:57 2015 No.13686861 Would anyone mind posting the Pizzametz edit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:33:22 2015 No.13686862 >>13686836 Are you talking about Banana Spiders? The ones who's bite causes Priapism? How terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:33:32 2015 No.13686863 >>13686840 Anyone who immediately resorts to this is a faggot. I totally prefer scenarios where the MCs aren't plain helpless against them, but what the fuck are some shitty highschool kids going to do to a Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:33:35 2015 No.13686864 >>13686852 Truly the perfect woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:33:49 2015 No.13686865 >>13686830 >unfortunately Yurifag please, can we have the shitstorms one by one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:33:55 2015 No.13686866 File: 209 KB, 910x1200, MADNESS! SWEET, CHEESY MADNESS!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686861 Here. >Pizza is a salad in captcha WAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:34:13 2015 No.13686867 File: 1.11 MB, 2025x2100, 51008162_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686849 >And that's when I fell in love. Superior taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:34:44 2015 No.13686869 >>13686863 >I totally prefer scenarios where the MCs aren't plain helpless against them Sure you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:35:40 2015 No.13686870 Vote Wurm for next Demon Lord! Vote Wurm for next Fallen God! Vote Wurm for next Chief God! Vote Wurm for next Mayor! Vote Wurm for next everything!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:35:43 2015 No.13686871 >>13686865 >shitstorm Wut. I thought it was an average day in MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:35:51 2015 No.13686872 >>13686863 Everything. She's a high school puke too, not some ancient monster from the age before hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:35:57 2015 No.13686874 File: 249 KB, 999x1397, BTE4_36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686867 Ok, you caught me. Alice is my #1 waifu, followed closely by Gran.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:36:02 2015 No.13686875
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>>13686790
>"Hahahaha! I'm surprised you made it this far, traveler."
>"However, you realize I am the keeper of these ruins, and that you have invaded my home is unforgivable."
>"Now, prepare to--"
>In the middle of his speech comes a giddy Echidna neighbor from one of the hidden doors of the chamber
"Oh, Anon~<3. Could you be a dear and help me with something?"
>The tombskeeper reluctantly goes to help with her troubles, but warns the adventurer to not touch anything while he's gone
>The adventurer snags as much gold and shiny shit as he can before the keeper gets back, and bolts it back to the entrance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:36:12 2015 No.13686876 >>13686869 I do, and that's because I love my battle shounen antics and both sides need to be formidable for that. Fuck off with your false dichotomy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:36:23 2015 No.13686879 >>13686869 What the point of having a power fantasy if you have no power?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:36:44 2015 No.13686881 >>13686870 Wurms are fucking morons. No god damn way would I vote for them to be leaders of anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:37:27 2015 No.13686884 >>13686790 >>13686875 That's hilarious. Bonus points if they are just neighbors/friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:37:32 2015 No.13686885 >>13686747 If it's a binary choice then KC Canon. Thread canon needs to burn just for the bonnet tipper lizards alone and those are not even the worst offenders. inb4 M'lord

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:37:58 2015 No.13686886 File: 1.61 MB, 1200x1500, Perfection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686763 You'll warm up to them soon enough. Even if one has to "convince" you personally

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:38:42 2015 No.13686889 >>13686866 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:39:07 2015 No.13686890 >>13686881 I'm voting Wurm for your next door neighbor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:39:39 2015 No.13686892 >slit pupils are best pupils argue some more, nerds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:39:47 2015 No.13686893 >>13686879 Indeed, although in here it's usually: "MC Won barely because he was lucky, I guess".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:39:56 2015 No.13686896 >>13686890 I'm voting Wurm for my next door neighbor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:40:09 2015 No.13686897 >>13686886 >heart-shaped pubes Too cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:40:20 2015 No.13686898 >>13686890 Why are you voting Wurm to be my next door neighbor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:40:31 2015 No.13686899 >>13686876 Oh yeah, you totally convinced me anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:40:46 2015 No.13686900 >>13686892 But you're right, what is there to argue about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:40:50 2015 No.13686901 >>13686892 >slit pupils are best pupils No, this seems like the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:40:55 2015 No.13686902 File: 310 KB, 1000x1399, BTE7_06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686874 Who cuddles better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:41:16 2015 No.13686905 >>13686898 Because the only possible reason to think anything negative about Wurms is lack of exposure to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:41:39 2015 No.13686906 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, 1434420661578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686886 I dunno about that anon, but it wouldn't take any convincing for me. Rapespider is top tier.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:41:57 2015 No.13686908

>Your Evil MG waifu realized she never asked you when your birthday is
>When you tell her she immediately declares that it's now a holiday. Just like that
>On that day all the citizens of the areas where your waifu reigns bring you all manner of presents.
>Your waifu herself hosts the biggest feast the realm has ever witnessed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:42:06 2015 No.13686909 >>13686899 I don't need to. The quality of your last two posts shows you aren't worth convincing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:42:25 2015 No.13686910 >>13686863 Just dick her until she's tamed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:42:58 2015 No.13686912 >>13686893 Just as shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:43:02 2015 No.13686914 >>13686908 But I hate my birthday and parties. I shall be in my quarters, and I am not to be disturbed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:43:06 2015 No.13686916 >>13686905 But I moved to a Wurm-free area for a reason!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:43:27 2015 No.13686917 File: 1.07 MB, 803x752, ORT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686830 õ̑͆̃̌͠҉̻̲͖̹̘̭͘n̘̖̮̞̯̹̭̼͒̓ͦ̐̽i̢̺̭̖̣͕̩̺ͦ̚-̶̩̩͕̣͌̈c͈͓̃̓̐̀ḧ̨̹̬͚̪̬͚̋ͥ͑͆̓ͯ̃ͬą̜͔͖͓̪̦͈͑̎̄̚͘n͎̤͓͕͖̠͋ͦͫ̽͘͝!͉̖̞̙̖̐̆̈̏̓

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:43:28 2015 No.13686918 >>13686908 thats little to much its nice but who would like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:43:47 2015 No.13686921 >>13686916 Too bad, enjoy your Wurm. I know I enjoy mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:44:24 2015 No.13686923 >>13686906 What noises does a spider make when it's happy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:44:27 2015 No.13686924 >>13686912 Agreed, but that's probably the most you'll get here.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:44:57 2015 No.13686926

>>13686910
One of their gimmicks is being a starscream, and never truly being tamed that way. Of course someone is going to raise a fuss over me mentioning this, but I like them that way because there's already a wolf monster that fits your description and it's called werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:45:10 2015 No.13686927 >>13686909 Yeah you can fuck off too.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:45:12 2015 No.13686928

>>13686521
>Mizuryuland was just swinging
I can never nor will I ever comprehend swingers and cucks like that.

>Go to theme park based around random, thoughtless flings and fuckery
>Fall in love with a girl even after she got pounded by your best bud
>Insist on dating her even when she out-right tells you she's a slut who'll fuck as many dicks as she can get
>Even when she calls you the next day and is at the park getting fucked

I just do not get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:45:16 2015 No.13686929 >>13686923 You can't hear it with the human ear but it's kind of a Squee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:45:33 2015 No.13686930 >>13686908 I'm gonna bring the blackest gift of all, ______________

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:45:33 2015 No.13686931 >>13686921 God dammit, I can see her waving at me through the front window already. Fuck's sake, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:45:38 2015 No.13686932 >>13686923 They squeak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:45:50 2015 No.13686933 >>13686923 It probably sounds like floorboards breaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:46:11 2015 No.13686934 >>13686917 Mercury go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:46:13 2015 No.13686935 >>13686928 Cucks will be cucks, don't waste your time trying to understand madness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:46:42 2015 No.13686936 >>13686923 their legs tap dancing like crazy

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:46:42 2015 No.13686937
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>>13686917
>Ort
I've been wondering how monstergirls in KC's setting would react to the setting in Angel Notes.
I mean, aside from the fact that even level 1 mook cans punch with the force of a nuke, it's 2,000,000% depressing as hell and humans are borderline extinct.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:47:11 2015 No.13686939 >>13686926 Forgetting profiles are generalizations and raging mushrooms exist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:47:40 2015 No.13686941 >>13686902 Hnnnnnnnnngh. I'm still sad Granberia doesn't have wings, though.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:47:59 2015 No.13686943

>>13686884
>it's morning
>you're woken by some adventurers breaking into the first room of your dungeon
>they flee when they spot you coming in your bathrobe of evil and fluffy slippers of wickedness
>go out grumbling to your mailbox of darkness for the daily newspaper of doom
>Echidna neighbor from the dungeon next to yours is out watering her Alraunes
>she sees you and then the smashed in gates of your dungeon
>"Ara ara~ adventurers, right?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:48:41 2015 No.13686945 >>13686926 Why the fuck would anyone want a mg that doesn't go sub? They belong into the trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:48:42 2015 No.13686946 >>13686941 I never got why they called her a dragon, even though she's clearly a lizardman. Guess she just lost 'em.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:49:04 2015 No.13686947 >>13686931 Wave back, anon. It's the polite thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:49:24 2015 No.13686948 >>13686923 >>13686929 >>13686932 >>13686933 >>13686936 Will your mg waifu be disappointed when she finds out humans don't really have any natural "happy sound" to D'awww at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:50:09 2015 No.13686950 >>13686948 I think laughter is pretty natural.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:50:28 2015 No.13686951 >>13686945 Because some people are big subs or find that more interesting. Or fantasize about it but wouldn't truly want to live it. I'll just quote >>13686739

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:51:16 2015 No.13686953 >>13686945 Even though I share your taste, just let them have their dom monsters. Why would you even care what they like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:51:21 2015 No.13686954 >>13686950 laughter is just generic social response for most things, it ain't exclusively human either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:51:48 2015 No.13686955 >>13686945 Because everyone except you isn't you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:51:50 2015 No.13686956 >>13686928 >swingers Eating the same food morning, noon and night gets dull. >Cucks Beats me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:51:58 2015 No.13686957 >>13686926 >One of their gimmicks is being a starscream, and never truly being tamed that way. That's incorrect too, the profile says they're all dom all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:52:20 2015 No.13686958 >>13686950 I'm sure he meant unique to a species/animal group.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:52:24 2015 No.13686959 >>13686947 She's knocking at my door now, Anon. This is your fault!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:52:58 2015 No.13686960 File: 253 KB, 541x700, jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686948 >implying I won't chuff right along side my jinko waifu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GbYw4Z_FR8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:53:04 2015 No.13686961 >>13686886 I could use some convincing from a gorgeous cowspider like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:53:17 2015 No.13686962 >>13686957 No. It says that they'll let a man dom them if he wants, but she'll always be a free spirit and can't be tamed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:53:28 2015 No.13686963 >>13686959 Invite her in and offer her a refreshment and cookies. It's the neighborly thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:53:31 2015 No.13686964 >>13686948 But I do. I rumble contentedly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:54:28 2015 No.13686966 >>13686964 You sound like my autistic brother.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:54:34 2015 No.13686967

>>13686830
As someone already said, Yuri does exist in the MGE Setting for your fantasies, but it's not KC's personal bag, so he doesn't write much (If anything) dealing with it. Like much in the MGE, it's up to your own imagination.

That said, the setting materials do mention that as far as girls with "an intense desire to screw other girls", there are a couple. Mainly succubi, as they love to spread around the corruption and monsterification. But also Tentacle Girls, mentioned as a sort of "Remnant Instinct" from by-gone days when they were indiscriminate rape-plants. Also Zombies and Slugs are mentioned, their mind-power too low to differentiate genders. I imagine blue slime by the same coin could fit, but that's never been discussed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:55:02 2015 No.13686969 >>13686948 >Mmmmmm >Unf >Hnnnnnngh >Haaaaa Wait, these sounds more sexual than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:55:17 2015 No.13686970 >>13686959 If you keep listening to this guy >>13686963 you are going to end up husbando'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:55:46 2015 No.13686972 >>13686969 Doomguy what the fuck are you doing here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:56:11 2015 No.13686973 >>13686939 >Raging mushrooms So what. She lets you fuck her and once you're done she ravages you. I love how you guys are always using the mushroom as if that was going to brainwash them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:57:12 2015 No.13686975 I want to overload the nuclear reactor and kill all of the monster girls! If I can't be happy neither can you!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:57:16 2015 No.13686977

>>13686939

Raging mushrooms would be a way to dom them, but not tame them.

>Forgetting profiles are generalizations

That's not a good way to go about discussing monsters, it's best to be objective about it because then it's down to headcanon or case by case basis (author of a greentext really).

I just find the tame everything with dick just as tiring as some find the invincible monsters thing. Hellhound stands out in the line-up for this gimmick, and I think at least one monster should have the gimmick at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:57:28 2015 No.13686978 >>13686972 Hey it's fine if Doomguy wants his own MG waifu too. Get off his case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:57:51 2015 No.13686980 >>13686960 >You will never run into a Jinko in a jungle of laser beams, tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl9Nz-X4M68

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:57:53 2015 No.13686981 >>13686973 >implying she can still move after that onslaught >smug pepe.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:59:05 2015 No.13686985 >>13686978 Cacodemon girl when

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:59:20 2015 No.13686986 I want to take a nap on a ushi-oni's abdomen, leaning against her back, while she's walking down the sidewalk with a constant blush on her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:59:23 2015 No.13686987 >>13686970 Getting husbando'd after waving at a girl, inviting her in and giving her a drink and some sweets? I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:59:29 2015 No.13686988 >>13686975 What's the code?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:00:19 2015 No.13686991 File: 115 KB, 308x320, ALL-SMILES.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686975

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:00:37 2015 No.13686993 >>13686988 333 x 2.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:00:43 2015 No.13686994

>>13686827
Didn't we get a piece of art for her, or something? I remember skimming over that thread, since I had just woken up.

>>13686956
>Eating the same food morning, noon and night gets dull.
I'm not him, but it really doesn't. It always struck me more as people being too greedy, you know? I was in a relationship for five years and still feel that way. I just don't get it. Why would you be with someone if they weren't enough for you?

>>13686975
Shut up, Mantis hater, we're trying to talk here.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:00:49 2015 No.13686995

>>13686973
The raging mushroom takes the strength of the target monster away so youbrale her one sidedly. Also, the page says ioffu do it enough they develop a masochistic streak and they'll be unable to get off any other way. Hellhounds can be tamed.

>inb4 exxageration

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:01:17 2015 No.13686996

>>13686978

>TFW Cyber-Demon laughing at Doomguy Master telling him that he'll see his waifu again
>TFW Cyber-Demon will never quiver in fear when Doomguy Master finally eats the Berserker Mushroom and yells
YOU ARE HUGE, YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS. RIP AND TEAR.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:01:53 2015 No.13687000 >>13686994 >Shut up, Mantis hater, Fuck.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:02:10 2015 No.13687001

>>13686970
>>13686963
I had to open the door, she wouldn't stop knocking on the damn thing. I told her that she couldn't come in because I had important things to do, but she insisted in slithering into my house.

She's eating away at the cookie jar in the kitchen now. Somebody please come get this Wurm out of my house, it doesn't look like she wants to leave. I can't be doing with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:02:27 2015 No.13687003 >>13686988 >forced to fuck the cyclops nerd engineer so he can get code for blowing it up >they fall in love Greatest love story ever told

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:02:46 2015 No.13687004 >>13686995 How about instead I mention how Hellhounds were written after the Raging Mushroom, and were likely written with being able to bounce-back from even their effects, exaggeration aside?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:03:00 2015 No.13687006 >>13686995 What's wrong with your typing? Did you have a seizure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:03:14 2015 No.13687007 >>13686995 And people say this is a femdom setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:03:14 2015 No.13687008 >>13686991 I want to protect Noah's smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:03:30 2015 No.13687010 >>13687003 >giving whores what they want. No, she's getting a knife to the face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:04:06 2015 No.13687011 >>13687001 Tell her that she can have some ice cream if she leaves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:04:24 2015 No.13687012 >>13686977 >>13686995 If you're going to take the profiles word for word so have you to acknoeledege raging mushrooms could be used to tame them. And every other aphrodisiac, magic and mindflayer fuckery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:04:32 2015 No.13687014 >>13687007 It is. Monster girls are a femdom fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:05:10 2015 No.13687015 >>13687014 Stop false flagging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:05:44 2015 No.13687016 >>13687010 Yeah how are you going to get the code if she is dead? Face it anon there is a special monster girl just waiting to love you and you are going to like it dammit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:05:47 2015 No.13687017 >>13687014 MGE is.* Please do not generalize.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:06:02 2015 No.13687018 File: 160 KB, 366x380, 1433057785738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686975 no you fool that will just make them stronger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:06:41 2015 No.13687022 >>13687004 Then I'd say you're full of shit because she's still part of the setting and bound by its rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:06:41 2015 No.13687023 File: 232 KB, 1120x730, 1422103395456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686985 Since a while ago?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:07:10 2015 No.13687025 >>13687014 Someone get the list. Actually don't, since it's probably bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:07:44 2015 No.13687028 >>13687014 That's why even sadistic monsters like Jorogumos can be turned into masochists just because, or things that let you dom the dom girls exists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:08:15 2015 No.13687030 >>13687025 You mean the list of some of the worst monster girls in existence?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:08:28 2015 No.13687031 File: 112 KB, 544x572, 1430900390313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW human supremacists post in this thread. Aren't you babies tried of whining all day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:09:17 2015 No.13687035 >>13687011 But I don't have any ice cre-- Ah, fuck. She's blabbing about sleepovers now. Anon, why did you do this to me? God dammit, Wurm. You literally just moved in, your house's right over there! I don't even have a guest room in my house!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:09:23 2015 No.13687036 >>13686967 >Yuri does exist in the MGE Setting for your fantasies Not really. One of the Q&A answers even said that if a pair of dykes gets monsterized, they'll go look for a dick to share instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:09:24 2015 No.13687037 >>13687030 Don't overplay your hand, you'll never make a profit that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:09:29 2015 No.13687038 I don't know what's bait anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:10:21 2015 No.13687040 >>13687038 Everything is bait. Yes even this post itself was nothing more than an attempt at angering you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:10:24 2015 No.13687041 >>13687031 Don't you have cocks to suck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:10:52 2015 No.13687043 >>13687035 Guess she's gonna have to sleep in your bed then. With you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:10:58 2015 No.13687044 >>13687038 I'm bait. Direct all your hatred at me. Get it all out of your systems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:11:00 2015 No.13687045 >>13687038 This is why you don't mix /a/, /v/ and /r9k/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:11:43 2015 No.13687046 >>13686415 I want to give an Ice Wurm Ice cream!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:11:56 2015 No.13687047 >>13687035 your mistake was agknowledging her presence >>13687038 as do I

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:11:57 2015 No.13687048

>>13687012
I can sort of accept those sure. But then it wasn't dicking that did it but drugs and mind magic.

Anyway, it's never been a matter of whether she will sub or not but rather her mentality. She's always going to insist she's not being controlled no matter how masochistic she gets. She'll always scheme. She'll always attack when your guard is down whether she succeeds or not is a different question. That's the gist of it.

At least with the mushrooms. Mindflayers are a different matter, and yeah that'd be the way to do it depending on how deep a rewrite it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:11:57 2015 No.13687049 >>13687044 You're a meanie and I don't like you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:12:16 2015 No.13687050 >>13687031 Yes actually, It's why I gave up on most if not all of my fetishes. I haven't been aroused at all for almost four months now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:12:24 2015 No.13687051 >>13687035 You do have bed though, right? You're in luck then, because Wurms don't mind sharing. Also cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:12:53 2015 No.13687052 >>13687038 Bait isn't a monster girl. Unless Anglerfish counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:13:21 2015 No.13687053 >>13687050 Have you tried liking monstergirls and not shitposting about >MUH HUMANITY?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:13:26 2015 No.13687055 >>13687041 She's great at multitasking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:14:30 2015 No.13687059 >>13687055 She should take a bath. The smell of stale cum is not something you share with others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:14:53 2015 No.13687060 >>13687049 That's the spirit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:15:04 2015 No.13687061 >>13687036 KC is just giving his fans wiggle room. Like with futa potions" ok in fanfiction, but won't show up officially". Of course, yurifags are gonna insist there totally is Yuri outside of monsterzation or bi stuff, because they're cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:15:33 2015 No.13687063 >>13687053 >>MUH HUMANITY? But I don't, I'm one of the people who shit on people like that now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:15:53 2015 No.13687066 File: 1.41 MB, 1280x720, undine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687052 How come there's actual bait monster girls and you nerds never even acknowledged them. Do you nerds even trubait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:16:27 2015 No.13687068 >>13687053 >implying lilimposting isn't shitposting Top kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:16:53 2015 No.13687069 >>13687061 Why are you so hateful. Did a girl dump you for a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:16:55 2015 No.13687070 I just want myself and a dragon girl to be deredere for each other all the time. Is that too much to ask?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:17:19 2015 No.13687071

>>13687043
>>13687051
Oh no. Nonono. I know how these stories end, not happening. No sir.
I'll just go sleep on the couch or whatever, she can have the bed.
Somebody seriously help me out here, she's starting to lean on me from sleepiness

>>13687047
I just didn't want to look like a bad neighbor, dammit. It's not my fault.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:17:29 2015 No.13687073 >>13687068 At least lilimposts are made by people who actually like monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:17:31 2015 No.13687074 >>13687070 Yes. If I can't have what I want neither can you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:18:20 2015 No.13687075 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, 263_troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want an Italian Troll waifu who grows San Marzano tomatoes on her body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:18:56 2015 No.13687077 >>13687073 >it's ok to shitpost as long as they like monster girls Guess we can all shitpost now. Thanks, guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:19:11 2015 No.13687078 >>13687069 It doesn't make him less right.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:19:12 2015 No.13687079

>>13687048
>I'm not fingering myself because I miss your dick, baka!

Really?

Point is, they can be tamed. Whether it was because of the aid of drugs matters little to me. They'll rape a man senseless until he "loves her" so the same should be done to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:19:26 2015 No.13687080 >>13687074 Well, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:20:38 2015 No.13687083 >>13687079 But anon, that triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:21:59 2015 No.13687088 >>13687077 It's not shitposting. I'm discussing how much I love monstergirls. If you don't like that, you can leave and take your humanity stronk circlejerk with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:22:11 2015 No.13687089 >>13687078 It doesn't make you less pathetic too. You two need to go back and rape the monster girl that took away your girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:22:21 2015 No.13687090 >>13687083 What does?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:23:01 2015 No.13687091

>>13687079
>Really?

Kind of, what do you think I'm (I'm not going to say we're because I can't speak for other anons) talking about when I say they can't be tamed? Really starscream was the best example to illustrate this rather than a tsundere.

Or even wolves. She's a wild animal in that sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:23:54 2015 No.13687093 >>13687088 >implying and assuming Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:24:31 2015 No.13687097 >>13687089 Not even a good example, since monsters don't do NTR, yurifag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:24:54 2015 No.13687099 >>13687090 Humans can't tame MGs, everyone knows that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:25:06 2015 No.13687100 >>13687097 >since monsters don't do NTR Or hard yuri for that matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:26:06 2015 No.13687103 >>13687090 He's being a false flag shitposter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:26:44 2015 No.13687104 >>13687099 It's a good thing too. Humans re the ones that truly need the taming, to a certain extent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:26:46 2015 No.13687106 would you let a vampire bite your penis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:26:48 2015 No.13687107 >>13687097 >they don't do NTR >gives 0% proof They are drawn to men. They will fight over men unless they're stolen away by a Demon Lord or anything like that. If they were drawn to women, they would be doing it too. This is like MG basics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:26:50 2015 No.13687108 >>13687036 And another one says they might just stick to each other. KC's answered "Yes" to both. "Go look for a dick to share" is just his personal preference, he's not forcing anyone to share in it as the 100% way to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:26:50 2015 No.13687109 >>13687088 >it's not shitposting because I approve of it Literally go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:27:36 2015 No.13687111 >>13687103 >buzzwords.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:27:51 2015 No.13687112 >>13687103 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:28:10 2015 No.13687113 >>13687100 Why do you care what other people like so much that you insist it doesn't exist in this thing we all like despite evidence to the contrary? Does it somehow take away from your enjoyment of everything else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:28:51 2015 No.13687116 >>13687104 >Hurr humanz are so bad!!1!1 Shill harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:29:01 2015 No.13687119 >>13687107 >gives 0% proof Did you even read MGE?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:29:24 2015 No.13687122

>>13687071
Don't be a pussy. As long as the scales covering her naughty bits don't start retracting there's noting to fear. Besides some property damage. Besides, sleeping in a Wurm's coils is very relaxing. But if worst comes to worst keep some bacon on hand to distract her with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:29:29 2015 No.13687123 I wish we could go back to the days where it was just femdom vs maledom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:29:50 2015 No.13687124 File: 113 KB, 268x369, bestwaifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687099 What the hell do you mean by tame anyway. The only kind of monster that you won't be able to tame is a Hellhound or anything like that. Monogamy is not uncommon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:30:51 2015 No.13687129 >>13687119 >buzzwords

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:31:06 2015 No.13687131 >>13687124 >implying there aren't humans who cannot be tamed Das racist man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:31:10 2015 No.13687132 >>13687116 Are you being serious right now? Humans can be truly awful. If allowing monsters to rid us of our self-destructive natures will save us, then so be it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:31:26 2015 No.13687134 >>13687106 I think that would be a traumatic experience for all parties involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:31:34 2015 No.13687135 >>13687099 Oh we're outright lying now? I saw a dragon leave her man for a wealthier one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:32:06 2015 No.13687137 >>13687129 Am I being baited?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:32:35 2015 No.13687138 File: 293 KB, 664x896, You can't win.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Centaurs believing a harem of them will ever being good, and having mega tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:32:37 2015 No.13687140 >>13687124 Yo, I've thought this for a little bit now, but she really is fucking adorable. Would love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:32:43 2015 No.13687141 >>13687131 Oh, sure, that too. I wouldn't know about that because I'm not gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:32:56 2015 No.13687142 >>13687132 >Humans can be truly awful "Can" being the keyword here I think. Also, >implying monsters are all saints Ayy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:33:05 2015 No.13687143 >>13687124 >Hellhounds can't be tamed But that's wrong you fucking retard.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:33:20 2015 No.13687144

>>13687123
>it was just femdom vs maledom

No that's the absolute worst. Lets turn back the clock to the /a/ days where we could post femdom without vocal fags whining, funny paladin posts that weren't *unsheathes katana* tier, and the worst we had to deal with was "not /a/" shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:33:56 2015 No.13687148 >>13687141 >implying Come on, you can do better than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:34:20 2015 No.13687151 >>13687143 Depends on what you mean by tamed. >>13687091

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:34:56 2015 No.13687152 >>13687144 >muh echo chamber

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:35:24 2015 No.13687155 The worst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:35:51 2015 No.13687158 >>13687151 Tame make less powerful and easier to control. "the battle to tame inflation" synonyms: subdue, curb, control, calm, master, moderate, overcome, discipline, suppress, repress, mellow, temper, soften, bridle, get a grip on;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:36:01 2015 No.13687159 >>13687143 U salty? It's impossible for a Human(specially) to tame a Hellhound. Unless you're a god damn end boss of the MG world you live in or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:36:59 2015 No.13687161 >>13687159 >not being the final boss What are you doing with your life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:37:07 2015 No.13687162 >>13687159 Cesar Millan could do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:37:28 2015 No.13687164 >>13687152 Yeah, allowing dissenting tastes and opinions sure sounds like the definition of an echo chamber, you baiting faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:37:49 2015 No.13687165 File: 208 KB, 750x579, ushiushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686932

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:38:02 2015 No.13687166 >>13687144 Man these threads have really changed since we were on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:38:43 2015 No.13687167 >>13687164 >allowing dissenting tastes and opinions My sides are burning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:38:44 2015 No.13687169 >>13687151 I mean they're naturally pushy and overbearing. But that's not to say she couldn't be made...like werewolves. Or ogres after you beat them. Or threadcanon elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:39:23 2015 No.13687171 >>13687165 >[x] throw at wall then smash with a shoe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:39:25 2015 No.13687173 >>13687165 Thats adorable. This guy draws the cutest rapespiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:39:41 2015 No.13687174 >>13687152 But it wasn't. People could post a lot of things and it would be fine because they could enjoy their own stuff without stepping on the toe's of others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:39:48 2015 No.13687175 >>13687165 >put in cardboard box >set free outside

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:40:12 2015 No.13687176

>>13687142
The problem is that we as a species have been making the same mistakes over and over again for years if not centuries. Honestly, if monstergirls became real one day, I bet you some humans would try to take advantage of their hospitality and try to stab them in the back for selfish reasons, as many posts in this very thread show.

So I say we give monsters a chance to put smiles on the face of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:40:16 2015 No.13687177 >>13687165 Look at the tiny Ushi! I need one.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:40:40 2015 No.13687180
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>>13687159
And now that I think about it, even if you believe you've ''tamed'' one...how the FUCK do you know you've really tamed it?

Imagine having this bitchy dog whore trying to get out of the cage you put her in(even if it's magical voodoo shit that she doesn't understand), you think you've finally tamed her, so when you get her out of her cage she rapes your fucking ass and tells you who the dominant party is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:40:50 2015 No.13687181 >>13687174 Yep, just go ask the maledoms. They had a great time there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:40:50 2015 No.13687182 File: 142 KB, 568x900, 37121330_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:41:01 2015 No.13687185 >>13687138 I'd be fine with that bitchy blond centaur alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:41:10 2015 No.13687186 >>13687165 How does she rape? Does she cuddle around a dick with all her legs and lick the tip? Either way, I want to rub that tummy. Tiny monstergirls were made for tummyrubs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:41:27 2015 No.13687187 >>13687171 ow the edge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:41:56 2015 No.13687189 >>13687176 >put smiles on the face of humanity By force, if necessary, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:42:02 2015 No.13687190 File: 42 KB, 297x453, cry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >YFW KC Confirms it's possible for a monster girl to REVERSE ALP 'if that's what she wants'

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:42:09 2015 No.13687191 >>13687122 She took all the space in the bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:42:10 2015 No.13687192 >>13687175 But she already has your scent on her. Wait, that doesn't work with spiders.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:42:32 2015 No.13687194

>>13687169
>>13687158
I viewed tame as in

>(of an animal) not dangerous or frightened of people; domesticated.

You can subdue a lion and teach it tricks but it'll never be domesticated. I thought it fit with contrasting her with werewolf. Meaning you can do a similar defeat routine with a Hellhound but she'd be gollum/starscream tier in comparison to a werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:42:41 2015 No.13687195 >>13687187 >trusting demon spiders. Nah man, monster girls will always be shoot on sight for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:03 2015 No.13687196 >>13687189 If there's no other choice, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:07 2015 No.13687197 >wahh humanz r evul Seriously guys? I'm back to playing Saints Row, jesus christ.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:07 2015 No.13687198
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I want to be a warlock bound to an unfathomably powerful beacon of cosmic power which song harkens the collapse of reality.

And read it bedtimes stories from the Necronomicon every night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:09 2015 No.13687199 >>13687190 >REVERSE ALP As in...become a dyke?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:21 2015 No.13687200 >>13687190 Nah. This is one of the things KC's pretty steadfast about. Not Monster Girls per-se, but the act of "Reverse Corruption" and such, to which becoming a Monster Girl would fall under the umbrella of.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:28 2015 No.13687202

>>13687159
>>13687159
No it's not. Because, again, if you follow the setting word for word, monsters can become submissive if you dick them hard enough. You're cherrypicking what you lkie to say they can't be. It doesn't work that way if that's your starting point, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:48 2015 No.13687203 >>13687195 Wow. How rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:43:59 2015 No.13687204 File: 275 KB, 1659x912, 1434680081105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where would be the ideal place to live with your waifu? I'd love to live in a comfy winter cabin with a yuki-onna

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:44:10 2015 No.13687206 >>13687196 Funny, MGs seem more human than you think...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:44:49 2015 No.13687208 >>13687197 >This is what human fags actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:44:59 2015 No.13687209 >>13687182 What the hell is wrong with her torso?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:45:03 2015 No.13687210 >>13687190 Que?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:45:21 2015 No.13687211 >>13687197 It's traitors, what did you expect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:45:36 2015 No.13687212 >>13687181 Back on /a/ they used to stick to the sub girls, now they try to turn everything into a sub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:45:53 2015 No.13687213 >>13687204 There is certainly an appeal to a nice lodge I do agree. Save that, a manor carved out of a series of mountain tunnels also appeals to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:45:55 2015 No.13687215 >>13687196 I hope you're being a hypocrite on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:47:12 2015 No.13687218 >>13687212 And KC said it's fine. And I sure as hell don't hear them complain when you let sub monsters dom you. So no, it's just you wanting your safe space back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:47:21 2015 No.13687219 File: 645 KB, 1200x1000, 1344912437927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tone it down with the generalizations and finger pointing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:47:29 2015 No.13687220 >>13687191 Hence why you should always have the Wurm coiled around you when sharing a bed, much more efficient use of sleeping space. Alternatively, you can sleep on her, Wurm tummies are soft and they have great big funbags to be used as pillows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:47:44 2015 No.13687221 File: 2.93 MB, 533x300, 1383981149836.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687165 Anon please my heart cant take it. Can you do tiny Ushi riding on anons head like a hat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:48:13 2015 No.13687223 >>13687215 Of course he is. Such is the way of the traitor.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:48:13 2015 No.13687224
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>>13687202
She lives in fucking graveyards, she lives in god damn despotism areas where she will reign.

What the fuck do you expect her to be, your lapdog? She will even keep a stash of humans to herself and make you watch as she fucks them all.

On the bright side, she's just a playful dog on the inside, which is sorta nice.

I'm sure you can communicate with her and give her your love and treats, it's just not a pet man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:48:39 2015 No.13687226 >>13687206 >>13687215 I don't think it would come to that point, but If I had to turn against my own country to protect my waifu and monsterkind, then so be it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:49:13 2015 No.13687228 >>13687219 Mantis-chan a cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:49:30 2015 No.13687230 >>13687218 That shit happens like, once every couple of threads? Yeah exactly the same.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:49:46 2015 No.13687231
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How well would a mixed MG and human military function?
Morale would certainly be at an all-time high and their superhuman abilities would give you an edge, but would the constant distraction of beautiful nymphomaniacs offset any benefit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:49:51 2015 No.13687232 >>13687165 I didn't know how much my heart needed this until I saw it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:50:10 2015 No.13687233 >>13687204 A nice manor, or maybe some small emote house where its nice and quiet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:50:13 2015 No.13687234 >>13687226 Well aren't you a big damn hero. Here, have your medal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:50:16 2015 No.13687235 >>13687224 So? Yes. If that's what I want be to be that's what she will be. Fetish setting remember?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:50:16 2015 No.13687236 >>13687224 >Doesn't like her being seen as a sub >Make her a slut instead ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:50:39 2015 No.13687238 >>13687226 Are you like 12? You should play MGQ (to keep it thread related) before you keep spouting so much dumb idealistic crap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:50:43 2015 No.13687239 >>13687224 >She will even keep a stash of humans to herself and make you watch as she fucks them all. What the fuck are you even on about you goddamn cuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:51:14 2015 No.13687241 >>13687230 Oh, lying already? Pretty sure we had dom kikis last thread, feel free to have a look yourself.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:52:07 2015 No.13687243

>>13687231
I'm curious about this. I'm in a chemical unit and I have no idea what that would be like. I mean, can you imagine Oni or Jinkos fitting into protective gear without damaging it? Even a basic protective mask would be hard to do with most MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:52:31 2015 No.13687245 >>13687209 Crabman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:53:02 2015 No.13687247 >>13687231 >but would the constant distraction of beautiful nymphomaniacs offset any benefit? In KC land, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:53:05 2015 No.13687248 >>13687189 I'm going to be called a traitor and trigger all the freedomfags but mgs apart I really think that sometimes humans need to be told what to do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:53:12 2015 No.13687249 File: 99 KB, 1280x720, truth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687236 Who said I wanted a stupid Hellhound??? Wake up, there are some fine monster girls out there that are better than this shit you cucks are obsessed with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:53:34 2015 No.13687252 >>13687220 ...Fine. If that's the price I neet to pay to make her leave my house eventually, so be it. You best not be tricking me, Anon. This is your doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:53:44 2015 No.13687253 >>13687248 Maybe, but not by animals who are in heat 24/7.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:53:46 2015 No.13687254

>>13687181
They were a minority there, but I don't remember it being such an issue when it came to OC. In fact there wasn't this maledom/femdom divide. The fact that we're fucking using these is a sign that it's worse off than /a/'s threads. People were a lot less anal retentive when they had less folks shitting on on Xdom. I bet the sub hellhound discussions wouldn't happen either because everyone was getting some kind of fun out of the threads so it didn't become this competition.

I would say a few current regulars would still hate it because it featured a lot of things that triggered them. You know. Those guys who can't go without posting about how much they dislike X thing.

>>13687218
He's not me.

>and I sure as hell don't hear them complain when you let sub monsters dom you.

Yeah, instead they'll complain about OC or discussion about femdom monsters for some reason. Which I find the most bizarre of all. Don't pretend it doesn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:54:01 2015 No.13687255 >>13687241 Yep. It grinds my gears I will admit, but if I can have my sub hellhounds I'm willing to put up with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:54:35 2015 No.13687256 >>13687249 >Image Oh the fukken irony.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:55:45 2015 No.13687259 >>13687254 >Don't pretend it doesn't happen. Of course it does, but to say it's exactly the same is a blatant lie. >>13687255 I mean, I might a dom faggot, but dominant maids do make sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:56:32 2015 No.13687260 >>13687241 You mean the guy that was complaining because another person said that kikis could dom you and force you to git gud just to become subs after that. Totally the same

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:56:46 2015 No.13687261 >>13687249 >that statement >The reverse doesn't apply Is this bitch serious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:57:32 2015 No.13687262 >>13687182 Screw what anyone else says, I like fish. She's not my favorite, but her mannerisms are lovely and her outfits are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:57:48 2015 No.13687264 File: 67 KB, 488x664, sphinxchan~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Riddle me this: What's the difference between jam and jelly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:58:07 2015 No.13687265 >>13687196 >>13687226 >>13687248 Get that sociopathy checked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:58:32 2015 No.13687266 >>13687260 Yeah, one. Not a bunch, like every sub hellhound discussion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:58:49 2015 No.13687267 >>13687264 you can jam a cock into a vagina, but you can't jelly one in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:59:02 2015 No.13687268 >>13687253 Technically we are animals in heat 24/7

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:59:22 2015 No.13687269 >>13687264 The spelling. This is a no brainier Sphinx.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:59:50 2015 No.13687272 >>13687268 Sure, but we hardly compare to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:00:15 2015 No.13687273 >>13687165 This. This is just too much for me. >>13687219 She's cute. I'd let her nibble on me a little.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:00:26 2015 No.13687274

>>13687259
You lost me. Exactly the same as what? People complaining about things like Sub Hellhounds?

Imo I think whiners complaining about femdoms posting about femdom begets the issue you're describing in the first place. The problems are connected. Try to run out things like femdom and folks will hold onto it more desperately.

Exactly what I meant by people being less anal retentive in the /a/ days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:00:46 2015 No.13687275 File: 89 KB, 550x461, itsforyourhealth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13686472

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:01:01 2015 No.13687276 >>13687264 your mom

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:01:04 2015 No.13687277
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>>13687143
>>13687159
>>13687180
>>13687202
>>13687224
>>13687236
>>13687249
>/jp/ - Butthurt and cucking.

This shall become a tale to tell to the younglings, about how no one can get along on the meaning of a fucking word in the dictionary and how it applies or not in KC.

I'm enjoying these but please guys calm down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:01:13 2015 No.13687278 >>13687264 One fucks up your communication devices' signals and the other is used on toast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:01:14 2015 No.13687280 >>13687259 >They make sense to me If you're a kid. What grown ass man is just gonna do what a maid says?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:01:30 2015 No.13687281 >>13687260 I have to agree with him, the "magnitude" isn't nearly the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:02:09 2015 No.13687282 >>13687275 w-what's in the drink? d-did she put her blood in it or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:02:12 2015 No.13687283 >>13687272 Because?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:02:22 2015 No.13687285 >>13687275 Delicious yan Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:02:40 2015 No.13687287 >>13687264 Jam actually contains fruit flesh, jelly is made with only the juice. Alternatively, one will get smeared on that sphinx's lion pussy and then licked off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:02:45 2015 No.13687288 >>13687280 Baybe because he agrees with her but isn't able to do it on his own? It's a way to introduce character development you insufferable fucking simpleton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:03:00 2015 No.13687289 >>13687274 I'm saying it's usually 1-2 guys complaining about femdom, and 5-8 complaining about maledom. At least that's what it feels like, and the sub side has the numbers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:03:09 2015 No.13687290 >>13687277 NO! YOU GET MAD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:03:13 2015 No.13687291 >>13687282 She put poison in it so it can fucking kill you. loljk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:03:42 2015 No.13687292 >>13687274 >>13687277 After seeing all of this, I don't know if I even want to stay here anymore. So much anger issues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:02 2015 No.13687295 >>13687275 >yandere Kiki Should not want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:11 2015 No.13687296 >>13687275 But I don't want to drink it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:13 2015 No.13687297 File: 380 KB, 460x817, 1419814046107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687275 >"Y Y You're not me!" boss battle ensues

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:14 2015 No.13687298 >>13687275 >itsforyourhealth.png I'm imagining a Steve Brule Kiki giving my advice; "For your health!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:17 2015 No.13687299 >>13687283 Are you serious? For one thing, we don't need "spirit engery" to live. And thank fuck for that, I'd hate to drink jizz every day...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:21 2015 No.13687300 >>13687288 Why do hafta be mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:52 2015 No.13687303 >>13687275 Oh thank you, you sweet girl. Now I can soothe this sore throat of mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:04:56 2015 No.13687304 >>13687268 Not even close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:05:15 2015 No.13687305 >>13687289 What matters is how vocal you are. Just look at this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:05:20 2015 No.13687306 >>13687297 which is better yan or kuu kiki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:05:42 2015 No.13687307 >>13687290 N-no you get mad!!! I-I'm not a victim of stockholm syndrome or anything! How could that possibly happen in this setting at all!!!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:06:02 2015 No.13687308

>>13687289
This is dependent on whether you're a sub or dom. For a sub/dom it feels like 5-8 are complaining about it while the other side has less issues. It also depends on the timezone. There's at least 4 who can get vocal about it by my counts.

But really, numbers don't matter in this sort of place. Being vocal does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:06:23 2015 No.13687310 >>13687252 Anon, I only want what's best for you. On a completely unrelated note a Wurm waifu is very high on the list of good things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:06:43 2015 No.13687311 >>13687305 Sure, and I'm saying people aren't as vocal about dom kiki as they are about sub hellhound. And since I have yet to see a shitstorm about dom kikis, I think I can rest my case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:06:57 2015 No.13687312 >>13687306 Both. At the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:07:08 2015 No.13687313 >>13687297 I want to play with her fluffy ears and make her go weak in the knees. Then keep rubbing until she's sighing contentedly in a puddle of her own fluids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:07:53 2015 No.13687316 >>13687308 Well, I suppose that's true. And there's also the issue of that one baiting faggot who plays both sides. Man, what a mess.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:08:04 2015 No.13687318

>>13687280
Depends on the flavor imo.

If you played MGQ one of the best scenes was imp's. The whole point was that it contrasted a high level hero getting dommed by this low level monster her taunting him for it. It helped that she was an oppai loli.

It's too bad the rest of the game was all "HORA HORA how could you cum so fast in my special organs designed to make you cum fast?"

The appeal is that it doesn't fit or that she was able to dom him despite the odds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:08:29 2015 No.13687319 >>13687264 Imperial or Freedom definitions. Doesn't matter because Strawberry is the best either way. Grape can go shove itself in a soda and be marketed to lowly individuals who are likely to commit crime. Like elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:08:48 2015 No.13687320 >>13687312 >kuukikmora exterior with a very yandere kiki center i don't know just how this would work out, but it sounds delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:08:49 2015 No.13687321 I want an Alp to get trained by Amazons and be left confused and frustrated by gender roles!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:10:06 2015 No.13687325 >>13687275 I'm scared. I need a deredere Kiki to hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:10:41 2015 No.13687327 We're all mad. Completely and utterly mad. Clearly the only appropriate waifus for us are Mad Hatter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:10:47 2015 No.13687328 >>13687280 I dunno, maybe because I've seen too many chinese cartoons with strict meidos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:11:26 2015 No.13687331 >>13687321 So she becomes /fit/ and a great warrior? Also I'm now thinking of an Alp, trained by Amazons, joining the Order under disguise. Or Anon pulls a mulan on an Amazon tribe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:11:26 2015 No.13687332 >>13687307 >stockholm syndrome Just like every other fag ITT if they lived or cared about their captor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:11:47 2015 No.13687333 >>13687264 >What's the difference between jam and jelly? You never hear of musicians having a jelly session.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:12:12 2015 No.13687334

>>13687318
>The appeal is x

Then I guess it just does nothing for me. If I'm being dommed, I expect the monster to be stronger than me. Or use fuckery like a paralyzing poison, that's justifiable. But bullying me into doing what she wants? What am I 5?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:12:40 2015 No.13687335 File: 1.54 MB, 1099x797, 3752903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now I remember why I stopped coming a month ago. Hopefully MGQP1 gets fully translated soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:12:57 2015 No.13687336 >>13687328 >meido-san with a chest full of s&m gear boner, stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:13:00 2015 No.13687337 >>13687327 Oh I'm mad alright... MAD ABOUT ELVES

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:14:14 2015 No.13687340

>>13687334
I more or less share your tastes in that regard, although she can definitely use poison.

Take some weird meido code too far. Drugging your tea, and tying you up, etc. She obviously wouldn't overpower you like a dragon.

It could work. Although 60% of the time it'll probably cross into yandere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:14:15 2015 No.13687341 >>13687231 >but would the constant distraction of beautiful nymphomaniacs offset any benefit? Make love, not war.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:14:19 2015 No.13687342 >>13687335 Thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:14:51 2015 No.13687344 >>13687190 Seruosly, what the Fuck us reverse alping? Please respond.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:16:02 2015 No.13687345 >>13687342 Isn't this thread literally a blog about monster girls at this point? I see the same lines of greentext every day about how one person wants to fuck a Hellhound without even knowing what a Hellhound really is supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:16:40 2015 No.13687348 File: 14 KB, 276x400, 1387520325290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687295

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:16:43 2015 No.13687349

I remember back on /a/ when werewolves used to be not only subs but also doms. Then one day some people started to call beta and bitchboy to anyone who wanted to be raped by a pack of them.
After that, the werewolves started to be seen mostly as subs, so femdomfags "invented" the direwolf to have a dom canid for them.

They continued using it until the Hellhound, who was seen as a dom mg more than a switch, was released. But now is happening the same again.

So, DireHellhounds when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:16:44 2015 No.13687350 >>13687344 There's body swapping shenanigans in MG now, I forgot how it came about Also I bet the Alp Lilim knows some genderbending magic, because fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:16:49 2015 No.13687351 >>13687325 >preferring deredere kiki over yandere kiki did anyone draw a kiki in the yandere trance pose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:17:07 2015 No.13687353 >>13687275 MORE YANDERE PLEASe not even kiki but others as well, like the more docile loving ones!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:17:23 2015 No.13687354 >>13687344 I assume it's the process where a monster girl just drags the alp that she had a crush on and reverse the process to grow a dick and be a man again.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:17:25 2015 No.13687355
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>>13687243
They'd probably come up with a one size fits all solution.
Maybe rolls of whatever plastic-like material private sector nbc suits are made of with rolls of special tape (no, not 100mph tape) all they'd need then is special gloves and hoods.
It wouldn't be perfect, but it would work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:18:12 2015 No.13687357 >>13687349 Hi is this the new furry fandom??? Sounds like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:18:16 2015 No.13687359 >>13687297 what would a kiki's shadow be like? what kind of persona would she have?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:18:17 2015 No.13687360 >>13687342 >>13687345 This thread IS a bunch of children fighting with each other and blogging about their monster girl fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:18:48 2015 No.13687362 File: 107 KB, 700x479, nooptions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687296

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:19:07 2015 No.13687364 >>13687360 So fun to watch isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:19:17 2015 No.13687366 >>13687360 Thankfully, we have smart and witty adults like you here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:20:17 2015 No.13687370 >>13687349 Don't start.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:20:17 2015 No.13687371 >>13687362 >worry.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:20:22 2015 No.13687372 >>13687366 Sorry I don't do either of those things I mentioned, bro. >>13687364 Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:20:29 2015 No.13687374 >>13687350 Wonderland. This doesn't help. >>13687354 This on the other hand does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:20:33 2015 No.13687375 >>13687362 this pleases me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:20:50 2015 No.13687377 >>13687355 >tfw about to go to bed and have nightmares of MGs being exposed to sarin, VX and mustard. Oh God. I don't feel good. Fuck those training videos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:20:54 2015 No.13687378 >>13687362 I'm scared.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:21:00 2015 No.13687379 >>13687362 >Slapped master >Pouring tea on him Oh man this is totally not good. Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:21:09 2015 No.13687380 >>13687349 So once again, maledom fags are the cause of everything wrong right? Of course you're right, my fetish is for retards and simpletons and etc while yours is for true intellectuals and scholars right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:21:37 2015 No.13687381 >>13687372 >I don't do either of those things I mentioned Sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:22:23 2015 No.13687385 >>13687362 >What, do you think you're doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:22:33 2015 No.13687386 >>13687380 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:22:33 2015 No.13687387 >>13687381 >b-because I said so

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:22:37 2015 No.13687388 >>13687380 Don't respond to bait/stupid people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:22:43 2015 No.13687390 >>13687362 I can't read that font. Do you do this often. I want more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:23:39 2015 No.13687392 >>13687387 I almost believe it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:23:41 2015 No.13687393 >>13687381 You should probably stop projecting. Just because you do that shit doesn't mean everyone else does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:23:46 2015 No.13687394 >>13687388 It's not bait anon, it's the truth. Maledomfags are officially the cause of everything wrong from now on. God I hate my fetishes sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:24:41 2015 No.13687396 >>13687362 Start panicking, probably cowering. Eyes like that are simply too intimidating

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:24:42 2015 No.13687397 >>13687381 Of course not. He's only here to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:24:42 2015 No.13687398 >>13687394 >God I hate my fetishes sometimes. Is your fetish poorly executed satire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:24:48 2015 No.13687399 >>13687393 It's cool man, I super believe you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:25:13 2015 No.13687400 >>13687362 That's abuse. No wonder he eyes other sweeter monstergirls like the Sea Bishop or Dhampire neighbor. Kiki lost her mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:25:49 2015 No.13687402 >>13687394 Eh, they're just mad they have to share their safe space. Just ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:26:30 2015 No.13687403 >>13687362 Yangire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:26:46 2015 No.13687406 >>13687394 Well then I guess we should drop MGE altogether and move to /vg/ so we can all get pegged by futawolves and slugs. Who wants the first reach around?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:27:12 2015 No.13687407 >>13687362 >>13687400 I know right? People are so quick to lose their shit over abuse here, but suddenly nobody fucking cares because it's a kikimora.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:27:39 2015 No.13687410
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>>13687394
You guys are the cause of everything that's wrong from now on.

Your selfishness and egotism was uncalled for, everyone has their own view on MG but you can't ignore canon.

The judge has declared you guilty, your punishment is hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:28:02 2015 No.13687412 >>13687407 >it's ok if monsters do it Sasuga /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:28:04 2015 No.13687413 >>13687407 Hating a Kikimora is like hating Mr. Rogers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:29:24 2015 No.13687416 >>13687406 i always wondered what /vg/ was for

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:29:40 2015 No.13687418 >>13687410 Whatever, at least I can have a laugh at monster girls getting buttblased because they can't rape me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:30:16 2015 No.13687421 >>13687410 You'll never take me alive, coppers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:30:52 2015 No.13687423 >>13687418 Are you a wizard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:30:55 2015 No.13687424 >>13687410 >MGE >canon Hahaha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:31:03 2015 No.13687425 File: 433 KB, 756x1107, suu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687362 w-why is the kiki doing this to her master? he should get a better maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:31:24 2015 No.13687426 >>13687418 This guy found the ultimate answer. Monstergirls can't catch you because they're not real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:31:59 2015 No.13687429 >>13687425 Or she should get a better master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:32:13 2015 No.13687430 >>13687425 Should have gone for the one Kiki who was his half sister. Wurm chef optional.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:32:38 2015 No.13687431 >>13687423 No, I just don't get hard anymore. I'm just a walking husk waiting to die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:32:54 2015 No.13687433 File: 89 KB, 704x538, StupidMonster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687349 >>13687394 >>13687406 >>13687410

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:33:27 2015 No.13687434 >>13687430 >Half DROPPED!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:34:00 2015 No.13687435 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:34:06 2015 No.13687436 >>13687425 She is the best maid. I bet you wouldn't even drink tea out of her nonexistent shoes. This is exactly how you don't unlock the route where she throws out all the ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:34:30 2015 No.13687439 >>13687433 what? WHAAAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:34:37 2015 No.13687440 >>13687433 I can't believe I've started to agree with this bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:34:56 2015 No.13687442 File: 951 KB, 700x935, Let's talk about snake church.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to always wear your sunday best! Either denim or nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:34:57 2015 No.13687443 >>13687362 Noice. >tfw new drawfag will never do MGE dragon being tsundere

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:35:24 2015 No.13687445 >>13687430 >Wurm chef I don't know, they don't look like they'd have great manual dexterity and never needing mittens doesn't off set that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:35:37 2015 No.13687446 >>13687440 B-but the point of MGQ is that both monsters and humans have flaws!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:35:52 2015 No.13687448 >>13687430 >incest femdom yan kikimora i'm very ok with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:35:55 2015 No.13687450 >>13687443 Good. Tsundere is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:35:59 2015 No.13687451 File: 297 KB, 600x600, 2321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687435 I want to molest a slowpoke gijinka

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:36:24 2015 No.13687452 >>13687433 Illias-Sama, pls save us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:36:33 2015 No.13687454 >>13687445 Are you turning down the Wurm chef and her pancakes, which are actually chocolate waffles she thinks are pancakes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:36:36 2015 No.13687455 >>13687429 just because he doesn't want some tea? maids should at least respect the wishes of her master!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:37:20 2015 No.13687459 File: 87 KB, 651x708, 1434462596268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687362 I'm going to put grapefruits in her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:37:36 2015 No.13687461 >>13687450 I'd argue that yandere is way shittier. But let's not get into taste-fights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:37:49 2015 No.13687462 File: 932 KB, 1700x910, 1402110920214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:38:10 2015 No.13687463 >>13687446 I don't care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:38:26 2015 No.13687466 >>13687462 Mild Maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:38:39 2015 No.13687467 >>13687451 Oh yeah. Stay just. Like. That.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:38:51 2015 No.13687468 >>13687455 Masters should appreciate the lengths to which their Kiki maids will go for them and be a bit more cooperative. It's for their own good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:38:51 2015 No.13687469 >>13687461 Why not? That's basically what these threads are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:39:42 2015 No.13687472 >>13687407 >Imfuckingplying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:39:52 2015 No.13687473 >>13687469 If you're looking for pointless internet fights, you sadly have the wrong person, I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:40:03 2015 No.13687474 >>13687454 This is what I'm talking about. I'd hire a Wurm when I needed a genki bulldozer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:40:13 2015 No.13687475 >>13687469 Supposed to be about enjoying monster girls that make your peen hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:41:34 2015 No.13687481 >>13687475 >Peen >Not Dong You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:42:14 2015 No.13687482 >>13687475 Man, everyone's burnt out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:42:17 2015 No.13687483 >>13687462 >you will never suckle from a holstaur's ample bosom and drink her creamy milk after leaving today's thread in disgust

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:42:20 2015 No.13687484 >>13687473 >>13687475 Supposed to be /a/, /v/, /d/ and /vg/ too. I expect no less from you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:42:39 2015 No.13687485 >>13687481 Whatever makes your penis synonym hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:43:17 2015 No.13687488 >>13687481 >dong >not turgid pole

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:43:44 2015 No.13687490 >>13687484 Flattery will get you nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:43:57 2015 No.13687491 >>13687475 Not possible. I can't talk about amazonesses without someone starting shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:44:12 2015 No.13687492 >>13687484 >/d/ What makes you think I won't cut you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:45:28 2015 No.13687497 >>13687491 I know this exact feel. Don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:45:28 2015 No.13687498 File: 110 KB, 700x828, r210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Foolish mortal! You don't stand a chance now that I've unleashed my final form!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:45:56 2015 No.13687499 >>13687492 You know the only place where anything really happened before /vg/ existed, is, sadly there. Hell is fitting for you guys though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:46:16 2015 No.13687501 >>13687498 "Whatever."

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:46:23 2015 No.13687502
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Remember that time when you thought it would be cute to sneak up on your Lizard waifu and startle her by tugging on her tail. But in response she screamed and shed it, so it detached and fell to the ground and you freaked out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:46:28 2015 No.13687503 >>13687498 They just got smaller.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:46:35 2015 No.13687504 >>13687498 Can you even fly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:46:37 2015 No.13687505 >>13687491 Someone will always star something. Unless all sides stand down, we won't change.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:47:34 2015 No.13687507 >>13687497 >>13687491 You could still try. I'm curious about what you guys like about Amazons.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:47:41 2015 No.13687509

>>13687484
>Supposed to be /a/, /v/, /d/ and /vg/ too.
>/d/
Hah, I wish. I may be vanilla as fuck but at least those guys don't have retarded fights over which fetish is better.

>>13687491
>amazonesses
God that sounds weird. "Amazoness" is redundant, too. There are no male amazons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:48:28 2015 No.13687511 >>13687502 Jesus, I would hug her for so long while bawling like a baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:49:01 2015 No.13687513 >>13687275 Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHcwXOuZRQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:49:03 2015 No.13687514 >>13687502 But my waifu is a Blue Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:49:09 2015 No.13687515 >>13687468 A master can appreciate the work their maid does, but still refuse it. She could have saved it for later!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:50:02 2015 No.13687518 >>13687491 I want to kidnap an amazon chief and break her. Then ride into the village on her back and declare myself king big nuts.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:50:13 2015 No.13687520

>>13687509
Well, there's all kinds of people in here who pretend to originate from this place alone but we all know who they really are, deep inside.

The average person ITT originates from lower helldoms like /d/, then they pretend they come from ironically even lower ends of the MG ordeal such as /a/ and /vg/ or pretend to be a scale/higher when in reality the boards they really came from are better/worse than they really thought of and they come with their habits.

It doesn't take madmin powers or too long to realize, I'm sure anyone with a brain can pick as much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:50:50 2015 No.13687521 >>13687502 That sounds like a scenario that would be hilarious (at least for the guy) in retrospect, but horrifying initially. Lizardmen would probably not take kindly to being teased about it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:51:53 2015 No.13687523 I want to traumatize my monster mother by hanging myself in my room leaving only a note saying how much I hate monster girls, especially her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:52:29 2015 No.13687525 >>13687518 >king big nuts >not emperor McLargehuge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:52:29 2015 No.13687526 >>13687523 >Will o Wisp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:53:32 2015 No.13687529 >>13687523 >not getting revenge by living a good life Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:53:48 2015 No.13687530 >>13687526 No Will o Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:54:38 2015 No.13687532 >>13687505 Except with kikis. I bet kikis are hated on /hbg/ for being so popular.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:54:58 2015 No.13687536 >>13687507 I want to be a cute and caring husband to a strong and loving amazoness and give her many children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:55:07 2015 No.13687538 File: 645 KB, 1000x715, laughingmgs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687520 Sounds just like 2hu! Sounds just like Kancerkolon! OH MY! I just realized, this whole place is a mess to begin with!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:55:08 2015 No.13687539 >>13687530 >Will o Wisp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:55:15 2015 No.13687540 >>13687488 >Not torment spike >Not woman tamer >Not flesh driller >Not uterus beater >Not womb expander >Not pussy queller >Not lip splutter >Not box cutter Apply yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:55:21 2015 No.13687541 >>13687498 You're too obsessed with this oppai loli, Anon. You need help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:55:43 2015 No.13687542 >>13687532 Bitches be jelly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:55:55 2015 No.13687543 >>13687539 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:56:07 2015 No.13687544 >>13687529 This guy gets it. >>13687538 Are you implying /jp/ is as bad as this thread? lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:56:43 2015 No.13687545 File: 150 KB, 643x940, Dude let me in, I'm a fairy, don't you believe in fairies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think that skunk is back again send help, prefrebly in moth form

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:56:45 2015 No.13687546 >>13687538 Ho boy, you're trying super hard, aren't ya? Keep trying man, I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:57:16 2015 No.13687548 I want to hug a ushi-oni from behind. I think it would go well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:57:23 2015 No.13687549 >>13687538 the fuck is "Kancerkolon"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:57:52 2015 No.13687554 >>13687545 >marry skunk >never worry about people annoying you ever again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:58:16 2015 No.13687555 >>13687540 >box cutter I laughed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:58:31 2015 No.13687557 >>13687543 >Psiw o lliw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:59:07 2015 No.13687558 >>13687549 Probably boatsluts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 23:59:38 2015 No.13687559 >>13687548 >I think it would go well What his brother had the funeral home put on his tombstone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:01:15 2015 No.13687563 >>13687548 I wanna hug my Blue Dragon waifu from behind and have a shocking flight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:01:27 2015 No.13687564 >>13687548 But her big spider butt is in the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:01:34 2015 No.13687565 >>13687559 and by his tombstone you mean his pelvis' tombstone right? Lots of tombs there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:01:41 2015 No.13687566 >>13687545 Anybody that knows that mothgirl needs to get a restraining order on her. Not only will she fuck you, she will mind fuck you as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:02:41 2015 No.13687569 >>13687559 You'd be surprised what modern medicine can do for a broken pelvis. >>13687564 Then I will jump on her abdomen first. And wrap my legs around her front too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:02:54 2015 No.13687571 >>13687544 Pretty sure it is! It's always the same kind of people too!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:03:04 2015 No.13687573

>>13687507
A few reasons. They're delicious brown tribal girls. They're warriors. They play into my F/m rape fetish with them hunting down their husbands. I also like the whole exhibition thing, and ritual although it kind of grew on me. I was more or less ambivalent for the most part.

Of course I also like the role reversal aspect. It's just interesting to be put into a different kind of society and also deal with the pros and cons. Of course I mainly like the pros. Being doted on, etc.

The rift comes from people who assume that awful things will happen to you with Amazons, despite the profile being open ended on this front. Since all we know that happens is that you stay in the kitchen and have public sex everything else is down to interpretation. This being MGE and I liking her for the most part of course go with a more balanced or favorable interpretation.

God forbid people who like the monstergirl don't go with the worst interpretation possible or at least go for something not awful. It's like they want her to be that way so they can dislike her more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:03:44 2015 No.13687574 >>13687564 No you climb and sit on her abdomen and then hug her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:04:19 2015 No.13687575 >>13687569 >rapespider rodeo There are worse ways to go, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:05:03 2015 No.13687578 >>13687362 Ah, she just must be having an off day I mean, how much worse can it get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:05:45 2015 No.13687582 File: 1.64 MB, 500x281, 1434522530804.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687491 Boo fucking hoo. I can't talk about beating x monstergirl without being called HFY, Gary Stu, alpha wannabe, the rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:05:47 2015 No.13687584 >>13687573 Pretty sure there enough people, who also don't like the "favorable" version of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:07:35 2015 No.13687588 >>13687548 I want to have a chill conversation with an Ushi-Oni friend, no lewd involved. Surely nothing can go wrong, not all of them like these rapetrain stereotypes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:07:55 2015 No.13687589 >>13687582 I want to talk about cucking away Hellhounds from /vg/ too, but they won't let me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:08:56 2015 No.13687593 >>13687582 Why would you want to beat them up when they just want to love you?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:09:23 2015 No.13687596

>>13687573
The rift comes from acting like a total bitch.

>Much naked apron
>Much being a bishie
>Muh princess carrying
>Muh frail boys who should what they're told

I mean if you want to get pelvicerated it's one thing but don't make our gender look so pathetic. FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:09:59 2015 No.13687599 >>13687582 It's ok now you just have to eat a raging mushroom and you will be stronger than any monstergirl. You don't even need to git gud at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:10:12 2015 No.13687600 File: 323 KB, 729x763, 1434420724365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687588 they're just stereotypes. You'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:10:23 2015 No.13687602 >>13687593 >Why would you want to beat them up when they just want to rape/mindbreak/imprison you? Gee, who even knows? What a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:10:46 2015 No.13687604 File: 180 KB, 450x338, daemonette.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687588 It's a curse for a reason...I'd love to see you try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:11:23 2015 No.13687605 >>13687599 >not gitting gud Literally heresy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:11:29 2015 No.13687606 What are some monster girl settings that aren't filled with reverse rape shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:11:46 2015 No.13687607 >>13687600 >that look Tender pelvis tenderization incoming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:11:56 2015 No.13687610 >>13687599 Like femdomfags don't talk that down as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:12:15 2015 No.13687611 File: 306 KB, 630x890, roiyaruannne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687593 >>13687602 /jp/ literally has stockholm syndrome, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:12:41 2015 No.13687614 >>13687606 your Head canon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:13:09 2015 No.13687615 >>13687602 >Believing human propaganda If you don't like monstergirls you can just leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:13:20 2015 No.13687616 >>13687582 You could try not presenting it in a way that makes you sound like an obnoxious HFY, Gary Stu, alpha wannabe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:14:18 2015 No.13687618 >>13687614 My brain is a dried out husk due to years of work as a landscaper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:14:44 2015 No.13687619 >>13687615 >Believing monster propaganda Also, I don't remember saying that I don't like them. Good effort though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:15:23 2015 No.13687620 >>13687615 If you have stockholm syndrome you need help. >>13687616 You could try not having stockholm syndrome. >>13687618 Your brain is stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:15:24 2015 No.13687621 >>13687565 >>13687569 No, I mean dead. Sushi oni are feared and thus hated. Anything that would approach it from behind must be an enemy. She'd whirl around and knock his head clean off. Mamono mana protects the make during sex, not from violence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:15:48 2015 No.13687623 >>13687548 >>13687563 I want a Succu-neesan to grope an Alp's itty bitty titties from behind while telling her she needs to loosen up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:15:51 2015 No.13687624 >>13687610 >You see this monstergirl is monstly about femdom >Lol who cares I will just eat this mushroom and turn her into a masochist Geez I wonder why they don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:16:07 2015 No.13687625 >>13687611 >Random fucking scribbles everywhere Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:16:18 2015 No.13687626 >>13687616 Why should he have to censor himself? Faggots being triggered isn't his problem.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:17:11 2015 No.13687629

>>13687596
>>13687584
But it's nearly the same shit as dragonsluts so why not let people have their fun? Also the only ones I find objectionable are

>Much being a bishie
>Muh frail boys who should what they're told

The latter I would like to see explored. I have an alien culture boner (and worldbuilding to an extent) most of all and while I think that attitude might show up with Amazons I don't think it would be presented that way so shamelessly throughout their entire society.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:17:17 2015 No.13687630 >>13687619 Maybe i got that impression from all the times you said you wanted to hurt monstergirls, or go out of your way to paint monstergirls mean and scary and evil when people just want to talk about waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:17:41 2015 No.13687631 >>13687625 Welcome to drawfag hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:17:55 2015 No.13687632 I wish A hellhound would cuddle me as I fall asleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:18:08 2015 No.13687634 >>13687573 >brown tribal girl reverse rape, exhibitionism and husbando doting Sounds like good enough reasons to me. Also the muscles, got to love some big brown girls with toned bodies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:18:16 2015 No.13687636 >>13687630 Or, maybe you were assuming. Which you should probably stop doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:18:46 2015 No.13687637 >>13687596 >Not being cute and wearing a naked apron for your waifu Don't you want to make her doki doki?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:18:46 2015 No.13687638 >>13687626 Does it also applies with him? >>13687596

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:18:46 2015 No.13687639 >>13687631 >Drawfag hell Come the fuck on, he's not even doing it on paper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:18:47 2015 No.13687640 >>13687616 Passive aggressive much? Also Fuck you, if the guy isn't beat to hell at the end of it despite winning or it's presented as a fluke you throw a fit, so spare me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:18:48 2015 No.13687641 >>13687630 Maybe I got that impression from your stockholm syndrome. >>13687632 I wish you didn't have stockholm syndrome. >>13687636 Or maybe he has stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:19:25 2015 No.13687642 >>13687629 Oh, I for one don't care. But to say that the only reason people don't like them is because of "threadcanon" isn't strictly true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:19:29 2015 No.13687643 >>13687621 >Sushi oni I'm sure this was the autocorrect but it made me laugh nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:19:53 2015 No.13687645 >>13687641 mmk, so from your logic, i can also say you have it as well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:20:26 2015 No.13687647 >>13687638 Of course, I don't care if he sucks his mistress' toe while she stabs him, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:21:00 2015 No.13687648 >>13687642 The only reason people don't like them is stockholm syndrome is bad. >>13687645 No, I have been enlightened. To fight monsters you become one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:21:15 2015 No.13687649 >>13687643 >sushi chef oni

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:21:16 2015 No.13687650 How would a single dragon react to coming home and finding a /fit/ guy in her home wearing a naked apron and with the smell of rare steak hanging in the air?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:21:36 2015 No.13687651 >>13687640 >if the guy isn't beat to hell at the end of it despite winning or it's presented as a fluke you throw a fit Above all else, this rustles me the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:21:42 2015 No.13687652 >>13687629 Because no one can have what they want, so Fuck amazonfags too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:22:10 2015 No.13687653 >>13687650 He would still end with stockholm syndrome after the rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:22:55 2015 No.13687656 >>13687648 oh, so your an alp or something? I really wish i had MG to cuddle with right know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:23:25 2015 No.13687657 >>13687596 >don't make our gender look so pathetic. FUCK! This is retarded beyond measure. How insecure do you have to be in your masculinity that fictional displays to the contrary make you this emotionally distressed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:23:35 2015 No.13687658 >>13687648 >To fight monsters you become one. fuck off Nietzsche you're supposed to be dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:23:35 2015 No.13687659 >>13687647 No, what I mean is if an amazon lover shouldn't ignore the autist that gets triggered because men aren't acting the way he wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:23:49 2015 No.13687661 >>13687653 We get it. You're trying to be as annoying as possible by repeating stockholm syndrome. It's time to stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:23:59 2015 No.13687662 >>13687653 It's not rape and kidnapping if I was the one who broke in and greeted her with an erection.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:24:49 2015 No.13687665

>>13687642
Ah okay. My post wasn't about that necessarily. Those people sound more like bystanders than anything. I'm talking about the guy(s) who need to barge into amazon discussion with their own unfavorable thre/headcanon and I'm sure you know the rest. Not simply the anons who dislike them. That's what I mean by 'the rift', and why it can be a pain in the ass to talk about them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:25:07 2015 No.13687666 >>13687659 The amazon lover can do as he likes, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:25:39 2015 No.13687668 >>13687657 Stockholm syndrome. >>13687661 Downs syndrome. >>13687662 You would still be raped and beg for it. >>13687665 >>13687666 They have stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:27:26 2015 No.13687672 >>13687668 It's not rape if I ask for it. Look I even have my parental consent form and personal consent form. That means it's 100% desired dragon on man intercourse for the purpose of procreation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:27:36 2015 No.13687673 >>13687604 You talk like it's impossible or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:27:41 2015 No.13687674 >>13687657 >This is retarded beyond measure. How insecure do you have to be in your submissiveness that a guy dominating a dom monstergirl make you this emotionally distressed? See? I can do this this too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:28:28 2015 No.13687677 >>13687662 Does the apron say "I was wearing only this when I got raped. Tell me I asked for it." or soemthing along those lines?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:28:54 2015 No.13687678 >>13687665 I see. Well, every other subject has them as well, so it's probably a good idea to take them for what they are: Shitposts and bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:29:07 2015 No.13687679 >>13687674 >>13687657 You're both correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:29:17 2015 No.13687680 >>13687672 No one wants you to fuck a dragon. Don't kid yourself. >>13687673 You talk like you have Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:29:51 2015 No.13687681 >>13687596 >but don't make our gender look so pathetic. FUCK! Hahahah oh wow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:30:09 2015 No.13687683 >>13687680 >Nice Ushis don't exist Ah, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:32:14 2015 No.13687685 >>13687680 Okay, I lied about the parental consent form. I forged the signatures but the personal consent is 100% legit. There was hand holding nigga. With the lights out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:32:57 2015 No.13687686 File: 1.08 MB, 1082x665, Ushi_Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687683 This one seems nice enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:33:04 2015 No.13687687 >>13687666 Then can I fist fight an ogre and clean her clock? No? Well Fuck that guy then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:33:44 2015 No.13687688 >>13687687 Nah, but you can stop being a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:34:15 2015 No.13687690 >>13687687 And I say you can. What? You calling me a liar or somethin'?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:34:28 2015 No.13687691 >>13687686 There was a caption with that. I think it had her pretty much admitting she only learned to cook so that her guy would have sex with her more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:34:29 2015 No.13687692 >>13687674 Except it makes you a retard, because you assume I can only like one end of the sub-dom spectrum. Don't even try with the "muh fence sitters" reply if you don't have an actual argument to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:35:18 2015 No.13687697 >>13687688 That's the problem, you insist everyone be beaten down. Well Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:35:21 2015 No.13687698 >>13687688 You can stop having Stockholm syndrome. >>13687692 You have Stockholm syndrome. That is a good argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:35:48 2015 No.13687699 >>13687691 For them married sex and love and also one in the same. It's glossed over in a lot of these discussions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:36:25 2015 No.13687701 >>13687686 She's a good housewife. She deserves lots of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:37:08 2015 No.13687704 >>13687697 >>13687687 So I was right. People not having their fun begets them not letting others have fun. This is why I think sub hellhounds also get bad reception. It's a cycle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:37:19 2015 No.13687706 >>13687699 Stockholm syndrome is one and the same too. >>13687701 She deserves a lot of Stockholm syndrome victims.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:37:28 2015 No.13687707 Stockholm syndrome is the new forced meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:37:57 2015 No.13687709 >>13687701 Well deserved it or not she's going to get that love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:38:12 2015 No.13687710 >>13687707 Report and ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:38:21 2015 No.13687711 >>13687707 No, it's shitposting, which you should report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:38:24 2015 No.13687712 >>13687686 The blush stickers are to show you how girly she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:38:25 2015 No.13687713 >>13687692 Here's my argument, you're full of shit because both sides are always at each other's throats and you're not some paragon of defending people's tastes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:38:47 2015 No.13687715 >>13687707 I want a Mindflayer to mindrape Chubby Alp Senpai, a Kiki, and an Elf until they all have Stockholm Syndrome!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:39:22 2015 No.13687717

I figured that certain movies would be considered anti humanity and pro demonkind.

>Dogville: MG edition
>Mantis stumbles upon a human village
>Covers for her tracks
>She repays their kindness with helping out the village for payments and a home
>Anon was the village spiritual leader and overall in charge, is interested in the Mantis
>Over time Anon takes advantage of the Mantis' earnestness, as well as the rest of the village
>The women blame her for the husband's adultery and the men use her like a toy
>Even the children learn to take advantage of her passivity
>Before it could get fatal, the Echnida ruler comes into the village with her troops
>Her Echidna mother congratulates and berates her daughter for trying to deny her nature and trying her best
>Echidna grants her daughter power over her troops, and the Mantis decides to use it on the villagers
>Not a single one was left denied the experience of a mamano or becoming one
>Anon was left stunned as everything he knew is now a mockery and a sham
>The Mantis decides to Alp him and leave him to the pleasure addled villagers
>Before they could all leave this village, now a newborn demon realm
>An Ushi-Oni approaches a loli
>The Mantis utters "leaver her, she's the only one that was nice to me"
>The film credits have pictures of destitute human settlements

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:39:44 2015 No.13687718 >>13687704 Something like that, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:39:46 2015 No.13687719 >>13687715 Chubby Alp Senpai should have graduated already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:39:52 2015 No.13687721 >>13687707 No it's just some butthurt /jp/ native really angry about how we said his board had stockholm syndrome. He's autistic so he'll go away once he starts hyperventilating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:40:03 2015 No.13687722 >>13687710 Yep. Just do this. It's probably the same genuinely autistic guy who was spamming "who are you quoting" to every single greentext in the thread a few weeks ago. If he keeps it up he's gonna draw too much attention and get banned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:40:05 2015 No.13687723 >>13687710 >>13687711 >report fuction >existing Even in the board you have Stockholm syndrome You don't seem to know what forced means too. >>13687713 You're full of stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:40:10 2015 No.13687724 >>13687704 Really? Cause I don't see anyone shittings on dom kiki. But mention sub hellhounds and just look at this fucking shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:41:07 2015 No.13687725 >>13687719 She'll always be senpai on the streets and kawaii in the sheets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:41:19 2015 No.13687726 >>13687717 >The Mantis decides to Alp him Alps don't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:41:30 2015 No.13687727 >>13687721 >>13687722 No you have Stockholm syndrome. That other guy doesn't even sound as natural and cult of personality as I am!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:41:33 2015 No.13687728 >>13687724 Again? AGAIN?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:42:07 2015 No.13687730 >>13687728 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:42:31 2015 No.13687731 >>13687726 Then it decides to Stockholm syndrome him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:42:32 2015 No.13687732 >>13687724 >maledoms complaining >"See? Fucking maledoms!" >femdoms complaining >"I-it's just some vocal faggots, h-honest" Don't even bother, even if you are right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:43:33 2015 No.13687733 >>13687732 Stockholm syndrome is hard. I'd pet them if I could.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:44:09 2015 No.13687735 >>13687724 It's not about exact equivalents here but rather that people get more anal retentive about their camp the more that they can't have their fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:44:56 2015 No.13687738 >>13687735 It's about Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:45:02 2015 No.13687739 File: 194 KB, 1200x918, Ushi-Oni Housewife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687691

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:46:36 2015 No.13687741 >>13687738 Is that what /ss/ stands for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:46:41 2015 No.13687742 File: 841 KB, 462x360, 1434530812378.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687732 >>13687735 I'm just sick of it. We know what causes the problems, why can't we compromise and have both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:47:15 2015 No.13687743 >>13687739 >You will never explore the lands hunting down legendary beasts and rare plants to make increasingly delicious meals for all

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:47:15 2015 No.13687744 >>13687742 Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:47:22 2015 No.13687745 >>13687739 >>13687686 tell me about inari why does she keep her eyes closed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:47:39 2015 No.13687747 >>13687742 I'm down with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:47:58 2015 No.13687748 >>13687742 It's sort of like the conflict between the Chief God and the Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:48:09 2015 No.13687749 >>13687741 Shh. Don't talk to it. He doesn't know anyways. All he knows are 2hue, onaholes, and ugly slant eyed girl bands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:48:42 2015 No.13687751 File: 18 KB, 250x293, jitsu-wa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/mgg/ during NA power hour

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:49:23 2015 No.13687752 >>13687749 Shh, this one has deep Stockholm syndrome. All he knows is how he got kidnapped into posting in /jp/ after they moved him away from /a/v/b/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:49:47 2015 No.13687754 >>13687751 Oh Fuck you Europe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:49:52 2015 No.13687755 >>13687502 Remember that time when you thought it would be cute to sneak up on your Lizard waifu and startle her by tugging on her tail. But in response she screamed and SPRAYING YOU WITH BLOOD FROM HER EYES?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:50:02 2015 No.13687756 >>13687751 Why did you have to post Youko? Now you reminded me that she was crying over her feelings being spurned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:50:15 2015 No.13687757 >>13687743 Sooo... Toriko with MG? >Kejourou replacing Sunny >Thugdere batgirl for Zebra >Toriko in an actual Oni >Psychic Gritablulu for Coco

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:50:55 2015 No.13687761 >>13687744 This sort of makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:51:40 2015 No.13687763 >>13687751 Dumnpire is almost cute enough for her eventual victory to make me forget about Alium's crushed hopes and dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:51:42 2015 No.13687764 >>13687755 Remember when you had Stockholm syndrome? >>13687756 Stockholm syndrome plays a big part in that relationship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:52:03 2015 No.13687765 >>13687757 Which Monstergirl can emulate the creepy perfection of Tommyrod?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:52:40 2015 No.13687766 >>13687751 I've seen britbong time. They hated on a classic jinko cap and it's around that time that I start to see a rise in Freedom-kun, his ilk, and/or Freedom-kun imitators (ironically). So fuck 'em too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:52:44 2015 No.13687769 >>13687765 All the ones that can give you Stockholm syndrome. Oh wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:53:14 2015 No.13687772 >>13687752 Call me a crossie while you have your little shit fit why don't ya? That really hurts my feelings. Just like us even being here ruins your immaculate board culture of whiny children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:53:17 2015 No.13687773 Someone ctrlf Stockholm syndrome please, and give results.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:53:23 2015 No.13687774 >>13687756 I can't deal with all this bullshit harem drama. Just tell me when Youko (aka best girl) wins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:54:10 2015 No.13687776 >>13687769 There is literally nothing wrong with Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:54:21 2015 No.13687777 >>13687773 35

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:54:21 2015 No.13687778 >>13687774 When she gives anyone Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:55:07 2015 No.13687780 >>13687766 Freedom kun here. I don't hate jinkos so I don't know what you're on about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:55:27 2015 No.13687783 >>13687776 Insanity and beliefs of the contrary are common in Stockholm syndrome. >>13687780 He has Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:55:37 2015 No.13687784 File: 1.68 MB, 320x180, eruru.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:55:49 2015 No.13687785 All this shit because two retards weren't able to shut the fuck up at the beginning of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:56:37 2015 No.13687787 >>13687785 What shit? This always happens. You have Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:57:07 2015 No.13687789 >>13687783 >>13687778 >>13687776 >>13687773 I'm not liking this meme tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:57:41 2015 No.13687791 I want to shave my dogfu and burn her hair because I like the smell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:57:42 2015 No.13687792 >>13687755 HORROR! WE NEED TO HUG THE HORROR OUT OF THIS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:57:49 2015 No.13687794 >>13687780 I didn't say you were one of the jinko cap haters, that's a separate thing. It's another issue that freedumb posting and posts like it seem more common around that time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:58:04 2015 No.13687796 >>13687789 Keep reporting. He wants a ban. Let's give it to him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:58:15 2015 No.13687797 >>13687789 It's ok, it's easy to understand why. The topic at hand was always Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:58:20 2015 No.13687798 >>13687745 She only shows her eyes to her husband... ...or to someone who really pisses her off. Kinda like that one CO from Metal Slug...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:59:06 2015 No.13687800 >>13687791 You what? Does burning hair really smell good to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 00:59:15 2015 No.13687801 >>13687796 >reporting >4chan Are you a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:00:27 2015 No.13687806 >>13687791 Burning hair isn't really the best smell in the world, Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:00:37 2015 No.13687807 File: 169 KB, 798x631, 1419223202628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please send help!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:00:49 2015 No.13687808 >>13687800 Burning dog hair. Dog girl waifu. And yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:01:51 2015 No.13687811 >>13687806 Human hair maybe. I don't mind it that much to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:02:04 2015 No.13687813 >>13687808 Creepiness and awkwardness of this caliber can only happen after Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:02:17 2015 No.13687814 >>13687807 He seems to have the situation under control.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:02:53 2015 No.13687816 >>13687811 You got used to it or

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:03:05 2015 No.13687817 >>13687814 Nah, he's about to experience Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:03:41 2015 No.13687820 >>13687814 They're impressed by his large sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:06:02 2015 No.13687824 >>13687765 That's probably the one thing that can't be easily translated to some sort of MG. >Grinpatch- Devil Bug >Starjuun- Ignis >Midora- Beelzebub >Brunchy- Crow Tengu >Mansem- Ogre >Komatsu- Alp There's no real analogue to a broodling for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:06:41 2015 No.13687825 >>13687824 Stockholm syndrome manlet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:07:46 2015 No.13687827 >>13687820 Well they can't have it, it was a gift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:08:37 2015 No.13687831 File: 442 KB, 1194x1244, https___i.warosu.org_data_tg_img_0321_40_1400189797688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687807 Dealing with my own problems presently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:09:08 2015 No.13687833 File: 239 KB, 600x500, 5365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wouldn't it be nice to train your dragon daughteru how to cook the perfect steak with her fire-breath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:09:11 2015 No.13687834 >>13687831 Such as Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:10:17 2015 No.13687836 >>13687833 You'd still have to go through Stockholm syndrome. And incest. You pedophile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:10:53 2015 No.13687838 >>13687825 A part of me wants to keep reporting this stupid spam, but that's actually pretty valid...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:11:40 2015 No.13687841 >>13687820 Looks like a pretty average font to me. Anyone else getting scrambled outline font captcha from hell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:11:42 2015 No.13687842 >>13687833 I'd rather nave her learn to control the temperature in her vagina for maximum pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:12:09 2015 No.13687844 File: 647 KB, 1093x700, 4 queens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687831 >4 queens cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:12:10 2015 No.13687845 >>13687838 Cue being called a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:12:31 2015 No.13687847 >>13687833 You're the one coming up with those ideas. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:13:36 2015 No.13687850 >>13687847 Meant for >>13687836

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:13:49 2015 No.13687851 >>13687847 Yeah he's the one with Stockholm syndrome not us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:14:04 2015 No.13687852 >>13687834 >>13687836 what are you shit posting for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:16:03 2015 No.13687856 >>13687852 Someone said /jp/ had Stockholm syndrome and some autist /jp/ native who lurks our threads for trolling opportunities got butthurt over it. It's pathetic really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:16:18 2015 No.13687857 >>13687833 Think of all the ingredients she'd waste until she got it right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:18:17 2015 No.13687859 >>13687856 >believeing they're separate persons This is why you have stockholm syndrome. You're an incompetent manlet in denial.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:18:43 2015 No.13687860
File: 288 KB, 800x734, 4476d656bdb6bba8710c03e00ef80867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

DOG GIRLS!

Petting them.
Scratching behind their ears and watching their legs go crazy.
Being woken by a warm .
Taking her on walks.
Carrying her because the little snot doesn't want to move.
Sharing your dinner with her.
Watch her snooze on your chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:19:11 2015 No.13687863 >>13687844 >Amazing chests ahead, therefore grab with both hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:20:15 2015 No.13687864 >>13687859 You're a one trick pony troll. I bet you don't even know how to ban evade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:20:44 2015 No.13687866 >>13687860 *warm tongue >Bread sin't food What the Fuck captcha?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:20:58 2015 No.13687867 File: 622 KB, 800x1024, 49720282_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687860 Would Stockholm syndrome with. >>13687864 I bet you don't even know how to report someone, like all the rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:21:54 2015 No.13687868 >>13687844 Yeah. I'd rather a Priscilla though, touching the fluffy dragon. That or hatefuck bed of chaos until she stops being terrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:22:04 2015 No.13687869 >>13687863 >Try rear, tongue but hole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:22:39 2015 No.13687870 >>13687867 Look let's just be real here. /a/, /v/, and /vg/ are all better boards than /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:22:52 2015 No.13687872 >>13687868 Nice Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:23:48 2015 No.13687876 >>13687868 bed of chaos is a withered bug thing in a prison of trees, silly anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:23:53 2015 No.13687877 >>13687870 Who cares, you'd have to report button anywhere and you'd still have Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:25:26 2015 No.13687880 >>13687857 Think of the restaurant she eventually opens. >She personally goes into the kitchen and sears everything herself with her breath and directs the rest of her staff how to finish the dishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:25:36 2015 No.13687881 >>13687877 no*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:26:06 2015 No.13687883 >>13687877 Are you under the impression that the report function is removed or something? Because you sound really retarded right now.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:27:26 2015 No.13687885

>>13687876
Then I fuck a millennia old bug loli who's hiding in the trees.

>>13687872
Oh, I'm not staying in there.
I don't care what she says about kind inhabitants, we are going to go out into the real world and she is going to like it.
Can't be a dragon NEET in a painted world forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:28:22 2015 No.13687888 File: 175 KB, 567x489, very_fluffy_waifu_by_mikazukishigure-d6sunkr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687868 Priscilla isn't even that fluffy, just her tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:28:23 2015 No.13687889 >>13687883 No but it's nowhere where it should've been. That's why no one uses it correctly anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:29:54 2015 No.13687894 >>13687888 But I want to rub your tail and your feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:30:00 2015 No.13687895 >>13687888 All that needs to be fluffy Anon, all that needs to be fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:31:47 2015 No.13687899 >>13687888 Not after I made it a dagger. >>13687868 I cheese BbC every run and don't feel the least bit bad or casul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:33:06 2015 No.13687901 File: 31 KB, 789x219, You're retarded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687889

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:33:49 2015 No.13687904 >>13687885 I wonder if her world would be destroyed if you burned the painting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:35:42 2015 No.13687907 >>13687901 There is no button at the bottom of the page anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:36:08 2015 No.13687908 >>13687899 Yeah, I hate that fight. >>13687904 I wouldn't be that cruel but she is getting headpats if I need to hunt down a ladder or >Try Plunging Attack

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:36:37 2015 No.13687909 File: 99 KB, 1085x704, Grope.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon titties.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:37:12 2015 No.13687911

>>13687888

Autism ahead.

>returneth

-eth conjugation is for He/She

He returneth (he returns)
Thou returnest (sometimes just an -st) (you return)

I'm not completely confident in the thou pronoun just yet, but I think the second thou should be a thee.

To cut through the grammar rules the guideline being.

You should die. -> Thou shouldst die

I will kill you. -> I will kill thee.

Notice the placement of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:37:46 2015 No.13687913 >>13687909 Ugly Stockholm syndrome case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:37:48 2015 No.13687914 File: 594 KB, 249x214, Good, very good..gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687894 >>13687895 >Priscilla lifting you with her tail so you can kiss her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:38:03 2015 No.13687915 >>13687908 I like ornifex. Too bad about that head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:38:05 2015 No.13687916 >>13687907 Well, congratulations, you are literally the dumbest person on the board for not knowing how to report people. You thought you can just get away with rule violations because no one knows how to report?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:39:24 2015 No.13687919 >>13687916 No but I think you have Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:39:27 2015 No.13687920 >>13687909 >titties None found, 0.5/10.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:40:16 2015 No.13687921 >>13687913 Stockholm syndrome?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:41:15 2015 No.13687924

>>13687914
>At night she holds you tight to her chest like a teddy bear.

A best

>>13687915
>Make ornifex a harpy
>She makes happy cawing sounds whenever you enter her smithy, flapping over to you so she can spend time with you and create a masterpiece for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:41:43 2015 No.13687925 >>13687919 How bird and/or salty are you? You realize no one cares you had an aneurysm and that's all you can say? And no one will get the reference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:43:00 2015 No.13687928 >>13687925 >Bird I swear to hatred. *bored

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:44:15 2015 No.13687929 >>13687924 Anon don't make me want this, that would be exceptionally haram.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:45:22 2015 No.13687930 What's the best monster girl figurine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:45:46 2015 No.13687931 File: 228 KB, 900x506, 181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687925 >>13687928 english?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:46:06 2015 No.13687932 >>13687930 I like the one of the Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:46:13 2015 No.13687933 >>13687930 The Dark Elf with a foot resting on her boyfriend's back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:47:14 2015 No.13687938 >>13687920 Look closelier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:47:32 2015 No.13687941 >>13687930 The one that can move and give you Stockholm syndrome.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:48:12 2015 No.13687943

>>13687929
>Come in one day after fighting a giant goddamn spider.
>To your surprise the weaponry's been moved to the opposite side of the room and a bedroll big enough for two people laid out for you.
>Suddenly there's an impact against your back as she surprises you with a hug, nuzzling you as she calls "Your back -awk- your back!"
>She's asks you to stay the night since you look so tired, she's even clumsily prepared a small meal for the two of you to share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:48:19 2015 No.13687944 >>13687930 Papi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:48:26 2015 No.13687945 >>13687941 Are you that guy who keeps saying hello in the One Piece threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:49:19 2015 No.13687947 >>13687931 You capitalize the E in English, illiterate faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:49:54 2015 No.13687948 >>13687943 Please no. Please. It's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:50:04 2015 No.13687949 >>13687945 >One Piece Thread Jesus Anon.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:50:27 2015 No.13687950

>>13687911
Also, thou used to be the only singular pronoun and then later on it became the informal singular while you (which used to be plural) became a formal singular.

Priscilla is either looking down on you by using such a familiar pronoun (it was polite to use 'you' with strangers as it denoted equality). Or she is close to you/wants to be close to you.

>tfw English no longer has this simple nuance

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:50:31 2015 No.13687951 >>13687924 >eventually, harpy ornifex starts making statuettes of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:52:24 2015 No.13687953 File: 451 KB, 709x1001, 1432195441317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687949 Excuse me for not being too cool for popular things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:53:17 2015 No.13687954 >>13687953 I think he just might detest One Piece threads and not the manga itself. They can be serious cesspits at times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:53:17 2015 No.13687955 File: 960 KB, 3658x3533, WOW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687945 >One Piece wow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:53:22 2015 No.13687956 >>13687949 >Hating on the series that gave us Perona, Shirley, Monette I will fight you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:54:31 2015 No.13687959 >>13687943 but what if I'm hollow would she still want to spend the night together?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:55:15 2015 No.13687962 File: 1.42 MB, 1262x940, 1417960606151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687955 What's that? Is that the sound of a hipster I hear?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:55:40 2015 No.13687963

>>13687948
>>13687951
>Afterwards Ornifax is looking at you with shining eyes and an expectant smile on her face, guess you could stay the night.
>She nearly takes flight with joy, although she does take flight over to bed, waiting for you to join her.
>That night she's snoozing in against your chest, a happy smile on her face as she cutely snores "An-awk-on" as she nuzzles closer against you.
>As you drift off to sleep, you think you can spy a crude, handmade statue of you in the armor you wore when you rescued her, a smaller shape that resembles her holding hands (claws) with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:55:58 2015 No.13687964 >>13687954 Do tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:56:41 2015 No.13687967 >>13687959 Of course she would. Anon is Anon, no matter how he looks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:59:00 2015 No.13687970 >>liking wan pisu Is this /a/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:00:28 2015 No.13687973 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x1608, 1406793942793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687970 So what's wrong with this mermaid for example? Or are you just trying to start shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:01:05 2015 No.13687977 >>13687967 Story with lizardman helping hollow anon regain his humanity when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:01:29 2015 No.13687978 >>13687973 Huh, thought she had bigger tits than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:01:53 2015 No.13687979 /jp/ - /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:02:06 2015 No.13687980 >>13687973 She's a mako shark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:02:09 2015 No.13687981 >>13687978 Considering the smaller Mermaid is human-sized, I'd say those are some tig ol' bitties.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:02:11 2015 No.13687982

>>13687970
>not liking it or at least finding it 'okay'

If you've ever had the misfortune of readin Naruto, Fairy Tail, or Bleach then One Piece is a perfect palette cleanser and looks like masterpiece in comparison.

It can do basic storytelling alright, but it a manga that's better when you marathon it rather than reading it weekly. Since it's longwinded at times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:02:54 2015 No.13687983 File: 174 KB, 643x1227, 1422334205823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687973 Always liked mermaid sharkgirls more than the 'girl with shark tail & teeth' design

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:03:07 2015 No.13687984 >>13687978 She's huge, they'd be the size of a basketballs to you. Maybe bigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:03:09 2015 No.13687985 >>13687979 >/mgg/ >Monster girls from anime not allowed Okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:03:12 2015 No.13687986 >>13687981 Based on pure size, yes. Not proportionally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:04:08 2015 No.13687989 File: 1.04 MB, 759x1284, 1395596182103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tsun-dairy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:04:38 2015 No.13687993 >>13687982 >Bleach I like Dragon Ball With Swords. The fights at least, too bad no one dies. It's worse than MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:05:44 2015 No.13687996 >>13687989 SLAP.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:06:26 2015 No.13687999 >>13687993 Should've ended after Eizen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:07:12 2015 No.13688001 File: 1.36 MB, 400x286, 39c.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13687989 >Flat >that face

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:08:09 2015 No.13688003

>>13687964

Nothing that interesting just shitty.

>No chapter this week/ every other day

>fujoshit posting
>Sanji hate
>Robin and Nami image dump
>awful powerlevel discussion
>awful stop talking about powerlevels, One Piece isn't supposed to have powerelvels posts
>some discussion about last chapter
>everyone is a D.

>Chapter release day

>jobber jobber jobber
>asspull asspull asspull
>hey I read the wiki- er manga! Why doesn't Luffy stretch to Raftel!? :^)
>oh my god! It's another filler chapter!
>why doesn't Oda just get to the things that affect the metaplot?!
>muh fights
>muh >muh fights
>/v/ memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:08:17 2015 No.13688004 >>13687982 Fairy tail is wizard one piece. I don't like it but come on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:08:49 2015 No.13688007 >>13687985 I like Stockholm syndrome too. I'd love to shitpost Naruto just because it has beast people in it! /a/ likes it so we're cool!!!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:09:12 2015 No.13688009

>>13687982
>Bleach
It should have ended with killing Aizen. Now it's just dragging out.
>Naruto
Only kept reading to see how that massive trainwreck clusterfuck of a war actually ended. Answer? Disappointingly.
>Fariy Tail
I never got into it, but I did like Rave Master. Is there anything salvageable to it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:10:42 2015 No.13688011 >>13688009 >Fairy Tail Girls are olev, beyond that it's your regular shonen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:11:15 2015 No.13688012 >>13688003 >nami and robin dumps Nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:12:05 2015 No.13688013 File: 783 KB, 1280x724, She sees your cock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please cease this mindless arguing! Talk about the monster girls in One Piece instead! Monet is a Harpy and a Yuki-Onna in one! Is she not wonderful?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:13:09 2015 No.13688018 File: 292 KB, 840x570, 1368773046915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys arguing again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:13:13 2015 No.13688019 >>13688013 Who's arguing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:13:40 2015 No.13688021 >>13688013 Not when she scares herself to death, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:13:57 2015 No.13688022 >>13688013 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:14:12 2015 No.13688023 >>13688021 >scares herself to death When has that ever happened?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:15:12 2015 No.13688027 >>13688022 >Monster Girl General >no Monster Girls allowed You're not making any sense at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:15:48 2015 No.13688028 >>13688021 What? She died from that? >>13688013 I would have died if I was Luffy when she hugged him.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:16:15 2015 No.13688029

>>13688004
They get compared a lot because of the friendship aspect, but really One Piece doesn't take it >that< far.

At it's most base form it's more like Luffy is aware he's a retarded shounen protagonist and gathers people with talents and skills to make up for his failings. Usually anyway, sometimes he just picks people up because they set off his weirdness boner.

One Piece kind of spreads it out so when certain cliche moments happen they kind of have impact. Like Oda probably won't do Luffy getting up using his willpower after getting a pep talk again like he did in his fight with Lucci. They tend to be one time things and show up several hundred chapters apart.
>>13688012
Yeah, but it often means there's no discussion going on. It's only slightly better than fujo posts because it's not gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:16:48 2015 No.13688031 >>13688028 >She died from that? No, she was stabbed through the heart and left in an explosion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:16:59 2015 No.13688032 Why has Jan forsaken us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:17:11 2015 No.13688033 >>13688023 She takes a non-haki sword slash from Zoro, but his murderous intent & skill are so overwhelming that she scares herself into not being able to reform.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:17:41 2015 No.13688034 >>13688027 He's the shitter. Ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:17:53 2015 No.13688036 >>13688033 But she did reform. Don't be a dumb-dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:18:17 2015 No.13688037 >>13688028 >I would have died if I was Luffy when she hugged him. I got a semi when I watched the anime episode. That voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:18:33 2015 No.13688038 >>13688032 Because this entire board views us as cancerous tumor and you have to be horribly obnoxious in order to get any attention from the mods, and even then they do the minimum of what's required in the situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:19:10 2015 No.13688041 File: 202 KB, 951x967, Fruit_Bat_Girl_____Monie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le fruit bat gf girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:19:24 2015 No.13688042 >>13688037 >That voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGATEyVVys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:19:58 2015 No.13688043 >>13688031 Vergo? I don't remember who did it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:20:34 2015 No.13688046 >>13688043 No, Caesar. He thought it was Law's heart, I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:20:44 2015 No.13688047 >>13688038 I don't know. Sometimes we get some pretty fast responses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:21:48 2015 No.13688049 >>13688046 Correct

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:22:26 2015 No.13688052 File: 263 KB, 894x894, le fruit bat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le fruit bat gf girllll

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:23:16 2015 No.13688056 >>13688037 >"Let go of me!" >"Don't I feel nice and cool? Sleep." >That view of her draping her wings around him on top of the embrace I'm serious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:23:51 2015 No.13688058 File: 854 KB, 1024x1024, le fruitbat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le fruit bat gf girlllllll

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:24:52 2015 No.13688062 >>13688056 Don't forget how flustered she got when the marines said her monstrous features only made her cuter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:24:52 2015 No.13688063 File: 41 KB, 449x385, fruitbat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le fruit bat gf girlllllllllllllllll

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:25:54 2015 No.13688064 File: 59 KB, 510x394, fruitbattt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le fruit bat gf girllllllllllllllll

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:26:19 2015 No.13688066 >>13688064 Please no furries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:26:35 2015 No.13688067 >>13688064 >Furry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:27:29 2015 No.13688068 This is the worst thread we've had in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:27:43 2015 No.13688069 File: 214 KB, 690x825, fruitbattttttt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le fruit bat gf girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:27:52 2015 No.13688070 >>13687989 >And then Anon summoned the hungry Alps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:27:58 2015 No.13688071 >>13688068 Yep. It's like everyone was waiting to blow their shitpost load.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:28:08 2015 No.13688073 >>13688068 Purging will commence shortly...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:28:17 2015 No.13688074 >>13688068 Glad to see you're doing your best to improve it rather than bitching about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:28:36 2015 No.13688075 >>13688064 get that shit out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:29:43 2015 No.13688077 >>13688068 It was fun for a bit today. At least ornifex got some stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:30:07 2015 No.13688078 >>13688068 So I didn't miss anything good skipping to the bottom then? Excellent!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:31:08 2015 No.13688081 File: 496 KB, 972x752, fruibate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le fruit bat gf girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:31:25 2015 No.13688082 >>13688062 That was lovely. Good to know there's men with taste in the marines.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:32:37 2015 No.13688085 File: 71 KB, 818x976, Fruitbat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688052 >>13688063 >>13688064 >>13688069 >>13688081 Is this a fruitbat gf girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:32:42 2015 No.13688086 File: 223 KB, 1280x724, Embarrassed Monet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688082 And she loved it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:32:44 2015 No.13688088 >>13688078 There's a little bit of new stuff towards the top, if you like kiki's at least. not a lot of writing though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:34:02 2015 No.13688089 >>13688085 Yeah she's awesome because /a/ said so. XDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:34:07 2015 No.13688090 >>13688068 Janets fucking around somewhere again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:34:58 2015 No.13688091 >>13688085 My instincts are telling me she will kill me if I approach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:35:18 2015 No.13688092 >>13688041 >>13688052 >>13688058 >>13688063 >>13688064 >>13688069 >>13688081 Quit the spamming and quit the furshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:36:28 2015 No.13688096 >>13688086 Multi winged harpies yay or nay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:37:14 2015 No.13688098 >>13688096 Nay. Multiple wings belong on various types of Angels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:37:42 2015 No.13688100 >>13688092 Never seen a troll before? This will be cleaned later. I hope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:37:43 2015 No.13688102 File: 82 KB, 894x894, gfffff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688092 What's the real difference between that and MGs you guys talk about. Also, here's another gff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:39:07 2015 No.13688105 >>13688092 He's obviously an intentional shitposter, probably one of the natives being butthurt again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:39:59 2015 No.13688109 >>13688102 The difference between kemono and kemonomimi.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:40:47 2015 No.13688113

>>13688098
Oh, too bad. I like the idea, because I want to run my hands on the ones that sprout from her back while hugging her. She can drape her upper ones around us for greater intimacy. I still feel good I got a guy to like headings when I explained this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:44:11 2015 No.13688120 File: 91 KB, 758x1055, fruitbaaaat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too many gffs 4 u guize aren't u happy???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:45:01 2015 No.13688122 >>13688113 *Headwings

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:47:39 2015 No.13688131 >>13688120 And that's a global rule broken. Janitor plz do something now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:48:10 2015 No.13688132 File: 274 KB, 1024x791, leharpy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le harpy gff girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:49:14 2015 No.13688136 File: 48 KB, 191x200, lecentaur.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] le centaur gff girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:49:36 2015 No.13688137 >>13688120 Aaaaand now it's time to kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:53:55 2015 No.13688148 >>13688136 That's almost cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:01:20 2015 No.13688174 File: 3.80 MB, 3000x2774, 1421268799179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I'll help the thread by posting something that's not cancer inducing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:02:32 2015 No.13688178 >>13686292 What are faggot? Chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:03:33 2015 No.13688180 >>13688174 She can ride her scythe? I should've figured since those tiny legs couldn't carry her far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:04:50 2015 No.13688184 >>13688174 You and I must be the only faggots left here besides that idiot. Don't bother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:04:50 2015 No.13688185 File: 509 KB, 502x848, fruibateee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688174 me 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:05:25 2015 No.13688187 File: 476 KB, 1200x1734, Kraken Science.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to tease a loli Kraken who has to live in an over sized fish tank.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:06:40 2015 No.13688190 >>13688187 Stockholm syndrome will come into play first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:07:31 2015 No.13688191 >>13688187 How the- >I can't wear this Oh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:07:40 2015 No.13688192 File: 150 KB, 800x800, 1426448418973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688184 Let's discuss our waifu/s. What is your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:08:01 2015 No.13688193 >>13688190 How? What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:08:16 2015 No.13688194 >>13687831 >Slutty >Smart >Kind >Psychotic Nice foursome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:08:20 2015 No.13688195 File: 412 KB, 850x1145, 1408330071354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you work for a Dragon Head Chef who has the temperament of Gordon Ramsay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwjUfM54ehE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:09:05 2015 No.13688198 File: 258 KB, 1000x1000, Kejourou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688192 Kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:09:41 2015 No.13688200 File: 436 KB, 667x1000, fruibateeeee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688192 le fruit bate gff girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:09:44 2015 No.13688202 >>13687857 As does any chef that is learning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:10:34 2015 No.13688205 File: 1.04 MB, 1280x950, 1421091651800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688198 How would you go on a date with your waifu? >>13688200 Have fun with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:10:44 2015 No.13688206 >>13688195 >"IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWW!" >Chefs run for cover as she breathes fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:11:39 2015 No.13688209 >>13688195 Nah. I'd rather work in a landcaping company ran by a calm plant loving Troll and staffed by equally calm Onis, Minotaurs and an Alraune or two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:12:06 2015 No.13688210 File: 325 KB, 1000x1500, Haironetta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688205 Movies Get a snack Go karts Handholding

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:12:31 2015 No.13688212 >>13688205 Who would win in a fight? Mari or Ilasa?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:12:44 2015 No.13688213

>>13688187
I've always wondered what kind of house an aquatic MG would live in.
>No Basement or second floor
>There is a 'sub-floor' to the building
>sub-floor is flooded with water
>Large tanks in each room are connected via sub-floor
>Each tank is furnished based on the room it's in
>Tanks are open-top so she can easily get out (or her hubby can come in)
>Trap doors along hallways so she can poke up in them to do stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:13:20 2015 No.13688217 File: 94 KB, 700x1000, 1421818326221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688212 My dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:13:39 2015 No.13688218 File: 2.24 MB, 1836x2327, 1429685296539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688209 I would hire Minotaur landscapers any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:13:45 2015 No.13688219 File: 14 KB, 277x200, fruibate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688205 i wud dance w8 her ten suk n hr pee aftr wer don ten ill take a big shitte n hr mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:13:57 2015 No.13688220 >>13688210 >hair >Kejourou >Bayonetta I can only get so erect, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:14:13 2015 No.13688221 >>13688209 Would you an Ogre Contractor who always talks about makin' it right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:15:14 2015 No.13688223 >>13688218 Don't hire the ones with big boobs anon, they won't get anything done and demand you to pay them in dickings! >>13688221 No, I don't like Ogre's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:16:36 2015 No.13688225 File: 744 KB, 805x1050, 10141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688195 "All the meat you cooked tonight was dry! You're going to have to home with me tonight so that you can feel the difference!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:17:03 2015 No.13688226 File: 392 KB, 344x266, 1428429912962.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to raise a silly were-kitten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:17:43 2015 No.13688229 >>13688223 A Minotaur with massive breasts will have a strong back to support them. Besides, don't you want to see those puppies covered in sweat and dirt, bouncing about in her tight overalls as she shovels?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:19:28 2015 No.13688233 >>13688225 >"Touch this!" >She pulls your hand to her breast. >"You feel that? It's warm, and not COLD LIKE YOUR FUCKING STEAK!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:19:47 2015 No.13688234 >>13688226 Is there anything about Crona that's not depressing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:21:08 2015 No.13688236 >>13688226 Damn it. This is crule, and yet Crona makes it so adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:21:37 2015 No.13688239 >>13688234 >>13688236 She's from something? Is it good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:21:52 2015 No.13688241 >>13688229 Anon why are you watching the landscapers? Pervert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:22:39 2015 No.13688244 >>13688239 >He doesn't know where Crona's from Zeus' beard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:23:00 2015 No.13688246 >>13688192 Dragon, duh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:23:19 2015 No.13688247 >>13688234 >Crona What are you- Holy shit, how have I never noticed that was Crona? Poor boygirl needs a hug. And therapy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:23:28 2015 No.13688249 File: 39 KB, 640x594, Mizune_Portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688239 Yes and god no. Pic related is probably the only good thing from it.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:23:59 2015 No.13688252

>>13688239
Crona's from Soul Eater. It's decent.
Crona's not a catgirl though, but there is an intolerably lewd catgirl in the story.
Also the only reason people aren't calling "Monsterboy" on Crona is the fact that we never learn of Crona's a boy or a girl.
We were teased with hints on both sides and never given an answer when the manga ended.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:24:15 2015 No.13688253 >>13688241 I like to watch their massive busts heave as they go to work on a sunday morning, from a comfy armchair drinking a nice coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:25:02 2015 No.13688258 >>13688249 >only good thing. How could you forget Blair anon? And that succubus that showed up for a chapter and then was never mentioned again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:26:16 2015 No.13688262 >>13688258 Blair is incredibly lewd for a cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:26:20 2015 No.13688263 >>13688253 Do the Oni guards have to teach you a lesson?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:27:28 2015 No.13688266 >>13688258 Oh yeah her. That fight against Mizune and Blair did things to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:27:30 2015 No.13688267 >>13688262 >Cats >Not being lewd You ever see a cat in heat? That's Blair. Except she's in heat all the time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:27:50 2015 No.13688269 >>13688249 Hey Fuck you bitch devil. All thecgurls in soulsxeater are delicious. Except medusa and patty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:27:55 2015 No.13688271 >>13688263 No he already has Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:28:48 2015 No.13688273 >>13688267 I've got a neutered tomcat who licks his pussy friend's pussy whenever it's in reach.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:28:49 2015 No.13688275

>>13688258
>That everything from the 'Lust' chapter
>Soul becomes a cutie
>Black*Star's tits are massive
>Tsubaki outed as being super-lewd
Fun times
>>13688239
I liked it, but shit got really weird near the end. Let's just say the phrase 'mommy issues' doesn't even BEGIN to describe Crona.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:28:59 2015 No.13688276 >>13688263 W-Woah hey now, I'm just uh... Making sure they're doing the job I paid them for! No need to get the Onis involved!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:29:49 2015 No.13688281 >>13688271 Tell me about the lambs, Clarice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:29:58 2015 No.13688282 >>13688234 Wonder what the poem was about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:30:20 2015 No.13688285 >>13688269 >Except Medusa I, you, Anon, things, strangling

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:31:12 2015 No.13688288 >>13688281 Wow that is messed up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:31:16 2015 No.13688289 >>13688276 Well, now the Onis are getting the Ogres in on it. Prepare your pelvis for the musclegirl love anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:31:39 2015 No.13688292 >>13688271 you're still here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:32:05 2015 No.13688294 >>13688269 >Patty Fuck you mate. Girl maybe a dumb-as-rocks thug, but that body was banging. >Medusa Yeah, fuck that. There's no amount of sexy in the world that can balance out that much bat-shit crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:32:56 2015 No.13688296 >>13688289 Can I be the scapegoat and take his place as their new piece of gym equipment?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:33:04 2015 No.13688298 >>13688267 Didn't they imply she banged Soul and Maka in the last chapter? I mean jesus fuck she lazes around their apartment in nothing but a fucking bikini and her hat all day, I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:33:10 2015 No.13688299 File: 84 KB, 1200x625, 1434068347401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good news, everyone. If all goes well, I might be hauling in some more monstergirl pics from the outside. By the week, I might add.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:33:22 2015 No.13688301 >>13688289 I haven't even had my morning shower yet! I'm still in my dressing gown!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:34:09 2015 No.13688303 >>13688301 Was getting raped part of your plan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:34:29 2015 No.13688306 >>13688298 You know, when you think about it I'm surprised a lot of things didn't happen earlier with Blair being like that I mean, restraint, yeah. But come on. COME ON

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:35:47 2015 No.13688310 >>13688289 Good timing! I've prepared for musclegirl loving with the power of kegels!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:35:50 2015 No.13688311 >>13688299 The outside? You can't be talking about going beyond the border and to uncharted territory?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:36:47 2015 No.13688315 >>13688303 No, considering Sunday is the one day of the week where I DON'T get raped in MGC. The rest are at work, and on Saturdays by the neighbor's Dog Girl.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:36:49 2015 No.13688316

>>13688285
You're not seriously gonna defend a woman who systematically abused her child and experimented on him/her, drove a man to ins - well, crazier, plotted to plunge the world into madness, betrayed her own sister, and is generally an irrideemable, evil cunt is good for anything other than burning, are you?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:37:07 2015 No.13688319

>>13688275
I remember laughing when I realized that the only person lewder than Tsubaki was Blair.
Tsubaki's got some serious repression goin' on.

>>13688306
I wouldn't have lasted a day with Blair grinding against me. Just what kind of mental training did Soul go through?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:37:14 2015 No.13688321 >>13688311 I do what I have to do, anon. I do it for the good of everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:37:51 2015 No.13688325 >>13688316 Well, I mean, when you put it that way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:37:53 2015 No.13688326 Dumb question here Can monster girls give birth to human males?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:38:16 2015 No.13688328 >>13688292 He base no friends and no life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:38:44 2015 No.13688331 >>13688326 An Echnida should be able to, at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:39:17 2015 No.13688332 >>13688326 Depends on your headcanon. General consensus says no. General consensus is for nerds though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:39:30 2015 No.13688334 >>13688294 >Balance out But being batshit was PART of her sexy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:39:57 2015 No.13688336 >>13688326 KC confirmed ye, but only through breeding mechanics you can expect from you least favorite subquest. Like trying to get a Gold Chocobo or something, just lots and lots of sex.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:40:01 2015 No.13688337

>>13688319
Just what kind of training did EVERYONE go through? If I was living under the same roof as Blair I wouldn't even last a couple hours
What kind of mental training do they teach over there? I mean, damn BlackStar, forget trying to train your fighting prowless to surpass god, you and Soul already did that when you SOMEHOW managed to resist Blair for this long

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:40:07 2015 No.13688340 >>13688326 Depends on the setting. For MGE the short answer is no, and that's part of the conflict. It supposedly can happen in very very rare cases but it's rare enough that the answer might as well be no.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:40:45 2015 No.13688342

>>13688319
Have you looked at Black*Star? That kid is jacked. And he's constantly doing training exercises around their house, so the whole place reeks of him. On top of him constantly touching and handling her. And peeking in on her in the bath. If he wasn't 15 she'd probably be mounting him every single night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:40:53 2015 No.13688343 >>13688326 Any decent canon should allow it. If only to stop everyone from dying out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:41:01 2015 No.13688344 >>13688321 You're insane. You'll never make it out alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:41:17 2015 No.13688346 >>13688326 Depends who you ask. I pretend like they do because if not you have a lot of problems like low mg population to maintain balance/no /ss/ scenarios/farms

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:41:35 2015 No.13688349 File: 30 KB, 751x418, 1434904759575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688331 >>13688332 >>13688336 >>13688340 >Still biting this bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:42:11 2015 No.13688351 >>13688344 They say there's a man... a broken shell of a man who guides people across for small change. He escaped Charon's wild ride, they say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:42:16 2015 No.13688352 >>13688326 MGE is no males until victory. Incubi after victory. Most others are monster males or halfbreeds if there's males at all. This is about the only place you'll find anyone who says human children for their headcanon and not a lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:42:32 2015 No.13688354 File: 288 KB, 1920x1080, 1432514989443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688198 Hell yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:43:05 2015 No.13688356 >>13688351 That's nothing but a legend. Folklore. Stuff they tell the kids to keep 'em up at night for kicks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:44:08 2015 No.13688359 >>13688356 But there's been sightings, anon. Teens who go to drink and fornicate inna woods talk about a man in a trench coat and a gasmask.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:44:23 2015 No.13688361 >>13688328 >angry nerd telling me I have no friends imffaooo how more butthurt can u guys be

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:45:19 2015 No.13688366 File: 199 KB, 1400x954, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688344 I'll be back. Just wait for me, okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:45:29 2015 No.13688367 >>13688359 Anon if you believe that you might as well announce to the world that you're one of those deluded drunkards who think Bigfoot is real

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:45:35 2015 No.13688368 >>13688294 Stupid is no way to go through life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:46:03 2015 No.13688371 >>13688367 Sasquatch-chan is just shy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:46:30 2015 No.13688372 >>13688366 No Don't make me cry now

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:47:08 2015 No.13688374

>>13688337
Soul and BlackStar were two of the first guys who changed back after the Lust Chapter, so maybe they're purer than we thought.

>>13688342
If I'm not wrong, Tsubaki is 16. The legal age of consent in Nevada, the place Soul Eater takes place in, is 16.
She literally has to wait a year to pelviscerate BlackStar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:47:11 2015 No.13688375 I want to hit on Polar Bear-Chan while she sits alone in a bar nursing a Coca-Cola!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:47:37 2015 No.13688377 >>13688372 Spike is dead, you'll never see that space cowboy again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:49:22 2015 No.13688384 >>13688354 >Toss coin in butt crack

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:49:51 2015 No.13688385

>>13688368
Who says she needs to do anything? All she's gotta do is shoot any punks who get too close & keep those plump tits & thighs warm for me. I mean, who wouldn't want to be able to fuck their gun once in a while? Have a whole gun locker of kids?

Do you think she'd get of to having her gun form stripped & serviced?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:50:57 2015 No.13688388 >>13688361 No one here is angry, lowlife. I can see mildly annoyed but it seems like you have Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:50:58 2015 No.13688389 >>13688374 I don't know anon, if I remember right that new Soul Eater season made her out to be a lesbo along with the new main characters. At least, that's what I've heard, that and it's hilariously bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:51:42 2015 No.13688392 >>13688367 not him but my friend told me he once came so close to see the crazed look in his eyes through the tiny lenses when he got lost wandering in the woods. and when he finaly got out he heard his cry of CYKA BLYAT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:52:34 2015 No.13688395 >>13688389 Soul Eater Not!, right? Not the Anon but oh yeah I heard that was terrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:52:52 2015 No.13688396 >>13688385 Too close to who? >Disassembling her Going by how weapons seem to work in soul eater, I'd say no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:53:39 2015 No.13688399 >>13688389 It's a Prequel, thus it's trumped by the main Manga. It might as well be non-canon or alternate canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:53:58 2015 No.13688401 File: 171 KB, 747x664, Witch Judge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688269 Did anyone else hope that the witches would have had a bigger part in the final arc? I don't think they even bothered to give this one a name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:54:38 2015 No.13688403 >>13688395 I only saw that one webm where it showed off a fight and how it looked like a fucking concept sketch or something, like jesus fuck I almost passed out laughing.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:56:09 2015 No.13688408

>>13688401
>Fox Witch wears nothing under that robe
>Mabaa turned out to be a silly old lady
The witch community in general really should've had more screentime to prove that a good deal of them weren't so bad.
Would've given the truce at the end more emotional impact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:56:16 2015 No.13688411 >>13688401 All I know about witches is that I want to violently, then softly, fuck Eruka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:57:22 2015 No.13688414 >>13688411 Being Eruka was suffering. Until Medusa bit it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:58:48 2015 No.13688419 >>13688396 >No literal gun porn A man can dream, I suppose.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:59:36 2015 No.13688420

>>13688403
Never watched it. Heard it was abysmal. Remember seeing the manga at my bookstore one
It's like a parody but also a prequel but you might as well call it non-canon
I also heard they chaged the look of characters to the point that people threw a fit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:03:25 2015 No.13688430 >>13688420 Alright I want you to look up the Soul Eater Not character in google images and try not to throw up a little.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:04:24 2015 No.13688433 >>13688388 I'm sadistic like ur shit waifus, YOU'RE the stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:05:29 2015 No.13688436 >>13688433 Stay mad, autistic /jp/ native.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:06:41 2015 No.13688437 >>13688430 Anon, I'm not going to search up something trivial just to see how fucked up the- WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO? WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS? Bones? Fuck those guys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:08:47 2015 No.13688443 >>13688437 Did you see Tsubaki? No tell me anon, did you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:09:00 2015 No.13688445 >>13688436 >autistic /a/tard nerd telling me that Makes me all the more happy to know my target audience and have them admit they're shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:10:29 2015 No.13688449 >>13688445 lol. Tell me your master plan on how you're going to get me to leave then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:10:52 2015 No.13688451 >>13688443 God damn it, so this is what high blood pressure feels like I think I heard my hand crack in five different places due to how tight I'm clutching it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:11:40 2015 No.13688452 >>13688449 Stop proving him right you retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:12:54 2015 No.13688459 >>13688449 Don't have to, u'll ruin the place by default.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:13:32 2015 No.13688461 File: 164 KB, 714x1000, anubutt2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trying to combat the cancer with more waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:13:50 2015 No.13688463 >>13688459 Then you'll leave. Well that's good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:14:00 2015 No.13688464 File: 305 KB, 2400x3200, 1433931562422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GAAOOO~!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:14:08 2015 No.13688465 >>13688451 This is the reason why I hate most modern anime. Fucking look at Maka and Black Star god damn, they look so lazily made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:15:04 2015 No.13688471 File: 286 KB, 700x859, 1433816608447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What flavor pie is Wurm's favorite flavor of pie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:15:09 2015 No.13688472 >>13688464 10/10 would give boot to chew on

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:15:36 2015 No.13688474

>>13688252
It really says something when you can strip a character down to just a faint black covering over their hips and STILL have no idea what their gender is.

>>13688275
Loved that Lust Chapter. Especially the bit where the Genderswap-You is the image you have of your ideal mate.
>Soul becomes a less volatile Maka
>Maka becomes Soul in Performance Mode
>Black*Star is just himself with tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:15:37 2015 No.13688475 >>13688464 wanna grope the kitty gonna grope the kitty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:15:46 2015 No.13688478 >>13688471 Tutti frutti.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:15:59 2015 No.13688480 >>13688471 Creampie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:16:49 2015 No.13688482 >>13688471 Chocolate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:17:24 2015 No.13688486 >>13688471 Suffering

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:17:53 2015 No.13688491 >>13688474 >BlackStar is just himself with tits BlackStar is a man who knows what he wants from life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:18:08 2015 No.13688493 >>13688471 Attercop pie

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:19:21 2015 No.13688497

>>13688465
Soul Eater's art style had a charm to it. I know the art in Soul Eater Not!'s manga is a bit different, but that's practically blasphemy and heresies wrapped up in a tortilla and served hot and ready over the fires of the burning pages of the original Soul Eater manga
Hell, if it wasn't for the name, you'd think it was a completely different show that was just making a parody/joke/nudge at Soul eater. Y'know, like convention scenes in shows where there's people cosplaying as characters from other shows
Jesus Christ man, that's a butcher if I've ever seen one. Wonder how much it made

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:20:28 2015 No.13688498 File: 1.02 MB, 601x852, Queen_Roper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MADNESS REIGNS... IN THE HALL OF THE MONSTER QUEEN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:20:56 2015 No.13688501 >>13688497 Nips are autistic man, you just have to slap cute girls on it and they'll flock to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:22:46 2015 No.13688508 >>13688497 >Go to a convention >See a Ham Beast attempting to cosplay Black Blood Maka >Go to gouge out own eyes I didn't even know it was possible for human beings to be cube-shaped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:23:25 2015 No.13688509 Good night Anon's Remember to stay safe so you don't get kidnapped by the mob. Your waifu and/or daughteru may rise up to save you and burn down the thread in the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:23:46 2015 No.13688510 Sex is overrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:23:52 2015 No.13688512 >>13688491 >get /fit/ as fuck >surpass God >aquire bitches He is a man of simple wants

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:24:45 2015 No.13688515 >>13688501 I like cute things as much as the next guy but come one. That's practically a different show And by Bones no less >>13688508 Well, I didn't mean real life conventions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:25:22 2015 No.13688517 >>13688510 Intimacy is where it's at. I hope to experience it one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:25:53 2015 No.13688519 >>13688498 That may be true but time stands still at the Iron Hill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:26:59 2015 No.13688524 >>13688515 Truth is stranger (And more horrifying) than fiction. >>13688510 >>13688517 Sex without intimacy is pretty pointless. And surprisingly I am speaking from experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:27:15 2015 No.13688525 >>13688445 Just want you to know that not everybody in here is as autistic as >>13688449.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:27:56 2015 No.13688528 >>13688524 >experience Are you going to tell us a story about a hooker in Amsterdam or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:29:37 2015 No.13688534 File: 209 KB, 750x733, Mindflayer and Aniki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH REMAINS UNSPOKEN YOU'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:30:14 2015 No.13688537 >>13688525 I want u to know that I hate u anyways. Ure ruining my board. Now leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:30:51 2015 No.13688539 >>13688534 No. NO I refuse to sing along!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:31:55 2015 No.13688542 >>13688537 But I... Okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:32:00 2015 No.13688543 File: 104 KB, 700x520, Old man Flayer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688539 You know you want to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:32:37 2015 No.13688546 >>13688528 No. That would actually be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:35:23 2015 No.13688554 >>13688537 Ebin impersonation bro. >>13688525 No I'm pretty sure not everyone in here is autistic, that much I'm aware of. It's these autistic ragey /a/ nerds what amuses me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 04:59:41 2015 No.13688605 >>13688501 Remember the army posters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:04:42 2015 No.13688616 >>13688605 No I don't. Tell me about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:15:16 2015 No.13688635 >>13688616 >>13688616 I'm afraid I do not remember the country, but somewhere on this planet, someone plastered cute anime girls doing the whole' "join the army/navy, and serve your country". Recruitment rates went up thirty percent or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:19:31 2015 No.13688642 Thanks Janitor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:20:08 2015 No.13688643 Is finnish a difficult language?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:21:07 2015 No.13688644 >>13688642 Doing it for free. But at least we can thank 'em for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:24:45 2015 No.13688651 >>13688642 Yeah, late barely for 5 hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:33:08 2015 No.13688660 >>13688643 Wrong thread? >>13688651 Nobody's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:37:53 2015 No.13688666 >>13688642 I honestly wanted to hear more abut his opinion on Stockholm Syndrome. Okay, I kid. No, I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:41:34 2015 No.13688675 >>13688666 Not even satan liked that guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:42:40 2015 No.13688678 File: 313 KB, 1920x1080, Colored Kamilla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:50:21 2015 No.13688696 >>13688678 undead dragons, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:51:05 2015 No.13688698 >>13688696 >undead dragons Que?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:51:50 2015 No.13688699 >>13688698 dead thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:54:04 2015 No.13688701 File: 199 KB, 639x1100, School Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688699 Ah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:58:14 2015 No.13688705 >>13688701 that dragon a qt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:58:31 2015 No.13688706 >>13688699 I wonder how the day crowd will fare. Why can't I just go to bed early? What am waiting for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:01:37 2015 No.13688708 File: 200 KB, 640x480, She's coming for that booty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688705 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:01:58 2015 No.13688709 File: 67 KB, 331x562, 1410858566173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you fight the good fight? join now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:05:07 2015 No.13688713 >>13688709 I am physically incapable of saying no to mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:06:24 2015 No.13688715 >>13688709 No. I'll stand by my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:07:54 2015 No.13688718 >>13688709 Always.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:11:56 2015 No.13688722 File: 346 KB, 1000x985, af864e545ef0f7991be79e974ec6990f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688709 If by "fight the good fight" you mean helping my waifu to conquer the world, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:12:54 2015 No.13688727 >>13688643 Yes. Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:13:28 2015 No.13688730 File: 789 KB, 792x1000, Black magic snake woman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688709 I don't know. All I know is fighting was the only thing I was good at, but... At least I always fought for what I believed in...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:14:07 2015 No.13688732 >>13688722 Why'd you want to rule the world anyway? Rulers have responsibilities and shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:15:07 2015 No.13688735 >>13688709 I don't fight. I make love, not war.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:16:12 2015 No.13688737 >>13688732 She's going to rule the world mainly, not me. I will just retire to raise our evil daughterus once we're done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:16:49 2015 No.13688741 >>13688737 But why does SHE want to rule the world anyway? Rulers have responsibilities and shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:19:06 2015 No.13688745 File: 369 KB, 761x1000, Gazer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >natural ZR Reminder that gazer is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:19:43 2015 No.13688747 >>13688741 Not to mention ruling the entire planet is like keeping 20 guinea pigs in the palm of your hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:27:27 2015 No.13688763 >>13688747 If anything, if someone wants to rule, they should be content with like, a valley at most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:31:20 2015 No.13688771 >>13688745 She'd be even more perfect in a maid uniform.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:32:27 2015 No.13688773
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You're dead and the Anubis judge is reading about your deeds in her super-secret book of truths. Suddenly she pauses and stares at you for a long time without saying anything. What did you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:33:41 2015 No.13688776 >>13688773 Ask her why she's staring at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:34:18 2015 No.13688777 >>13688776 But that's a time paradox.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:35:24 2015 No.13688779 >>13688747 It's not that impossible if you've got a proper working state to distribute enough power.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:35:48 2015 No.13688781 >>13688777 Oh sorry I misread the post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:36:14 2015 No.13688783 >>13688777 Then I'll just select "Continue" and restart from my last checkpoint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:36:57 2015 No.13688785 >>13688783 You can't do that, Kojima was fired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:37:54 2015 No.13688788 >>13688785 He actually had a falling out and will likely leave after MGS5 is finished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:38:44 2015 No.13688790 >>13688788 Take your fancy-schmancy facts and shove up an Alp's ass!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:39:42 2015 No.13688793
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You are out adventuring on your own when suddenly you are attacked by a band of five elves!
>slim high elf archer
>healthy high elf white mage
>dark elf black mage
>moon elf with two swords
>elf of indeterminate type wearing armour
What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:40:44 2015 No.13688797 >>13688793 Kowtow and beg the Dark Elf to take me as her apprentice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:40:52 2015 No.13688798 >>13688793 Ask them for safe passage through the woods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:42:14 2015 No.13688802 >>13688773 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQuvbQnJ70 Little of this, little of that.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:42:25 2015 No.13688804

>>13688790
>I take my facts and begins prodding at the entrance of an Alp's ass pussy with them
>"J-Just do it already! You already took my other virginity! So you might as well take this one too!"
>I slowly, gently, begin sliding into her tight hole
>Once I'm halfway in I begin violently pumping and thrusting
>My Alp GF begins biting the pillow in front of her in pain
>And her Dad starts cheering at us while cracking open a bear

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:43:15 2015 No.13688805 >>13688804 >cracking open a bear This is animal abuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:44:00 2015 No.13688808 >>13688793 Capture them and train them as my slaves!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:44:38 2015 No.13688810 >>13688793 umm, BLINK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:45:39 2015 No.13688812 >>13688773 her mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:46:40 2015 No.13688815 >>13688812 Oooohhh no you di'in't! It's on now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:49:34 2015 No.13688823 >>13688773 Nothing. Nothing at all. I imagine it's a contemptuous or sad look after a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:53:08 2015 No.13688834 >>13688793 1. Bastardize lineages. 2. Ditch the forest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:05:43 2015 No.13688863 >>13688660 >>13688727 Anon probably went to the finish rape elves but couldn't understand them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:09:30 2015 No.13688869 >>13688709 I already fight for Hathor though, that is the good fight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:15:09 2015 No.13688880 >>13688773 "You got to Ukraine didn't you?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:18:34 2015 No.13688888 >>13688773 "Its not like anybody will miss those orphans."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:19:41 2015 No.13688891 >>13686463 Is the kingdom she's trying to conquer comprised of xenophobic and crazed Paladins? Because I could definitely get behind a competent evil waifu fighting a group of good guys who she's actually right in thinking of as heartless murderers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:20:45 2015 No.13688894 File: 226 KB, 500x600, Oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey anon, wanna play the rape game?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:23:08 2015 No.13688899 >>13688894 Smelly Pede-chan please. It's bathtime, stop fucking around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:24:59 2015 No.13688903 >>13688863 That problem could easily be solved through the use of BODY LANGUAGE. >>13688899 Bath time is over, next it's lewd time, she'll painfully lose her virginity and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:25:50 2015 No.13688904 >>13688903 Bat time IS lewd time and her virginity is long gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:26:30 2015 No.13688905 >>13688904 I think we might be talking about different Smelly-Crawlies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:31:17 2015 No.13688916 >>13688905 I'm talking about a chunni loli Oomukade who I adopted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:32:00 2015 No.13688918 >>13688916 And I was talking about this one orphan who was adopted by a total weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:37:37 2015 No.13688923 >>13688918 There is absolutely nothing weird about him. Everything he has done so far is a normal reaction to living with an oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:38:32 2015 No.13688926 >>13688923 He's a pervert and a deviant, and he'll probably botch up her first time and get too rough too soon, and then ask for the help of that old bag next door.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:40:56 2015 No.13688928 >>13688926 Name ONE perverted or deviant thing he has done that isn't typical behaviour for someone who lives with an oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:42:21 2015 No.13688931 >>13688928 Sniffing the Troll on the bus and keeping her cut hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:43:25 2015 No.13688932 >>13688931 >keeping her cut hair. >not normal behaviour for a bugslut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:44:02 2015 No.13688934 >>13688928 >>13688931 I don't think eating her old skin was "normal" either. >>13688932 Sounds like a yandere thing to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:47:57 2015 No.13688937 >>13688931 >>13688932 >>13688934 I'm guessing alp wrote this story?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:48:25 2015 No.13688940 >>13688937 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:51:00 2015 No.13688945 >>13688934 >eating her shed chitin so she'll be a part of you forever >not a sign of true love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:51:32 2015 No.13688949 >>13688945 >forever You mean until he shits her out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:53:08 2015 No.13688950 >>13688949 The nutrients will be absorbed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:54:03 2015 No.13688954 File: 59 KB, 509x580, I was a Casanova before becoming Cassi Nova.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-what'cha doing n-n-NERDS!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:54:40 2015 No.13688956 >>13688950 And used up. Let's face, it's creepy and only a crawly would consider it romantic. Now let's stop talking about this silly stuff. >>13688954 Reading Blade of the Immortal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:55:58 2015 No.13688961 >>13688954 Getting ready for work after an all-nighter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:01:05 2015 No.13688965 >>13688954 Watching ba BA-ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:08:17 2015 No.13688976 >>13688954 Creating a Jewish empire in Africa in Crusader Kings.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:19:45 2015 No.13688987
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>Not purifying/reverse-corrupting a Monstergirl with pregnancy

>"Ha! How does it feel, human? Disgracing yourself? Planting your seed in a monster like me? Don't you want to die? Aren't you ashamed? Well too bad, because you're going to be raising our daughter along with me."
>"Look how far I am now. You can see my belly stretching out. I'm going to have a baby!"
>"...Oh...o-oh, I'm...I'm actually going to have a baby. I'm going to give birth...and I'll have to raise her and protect her and take care of her."
>"You're gonna be there, right? When it happens and she comes out?"
>"We need a crib and a financial plan and her own room and new wallpaper."
>"Oh no, what if the other kids make fun of her because she's a monster like me?"
>"I should start dressing a little more conservatively. I mean, I'm gonna be a mother, I should look like one. You too, what's with those stupid offensive graphic tees of yours? You need to start looking more like a respectable father figure."
>"Haha...look! L-look! She's so small and fragile and beautiful. She's our baby."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:28:33 2015 No.13688997 >>13688987 yes please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:33:36 2015 No.13689000 File: 152 KB, 650x585, 1404904792107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688987 >Have kuudere Oomukade waifu. >Heart melts when you see here take care of your baby daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:35:34 2015 No.13689003 >>13688954 Looking around at all the dead bodies and wondering where it all went wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:38:24 2015 No.13689005 >>13689000 Someone should draw baby Pede-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:39:57 2015 No.13689008 File: 351 KB, 1200x1000, We need MG's playing games.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689003 This is how I felt when I couldn't find the funny female version of My Name's Not Important just for you anon. Fucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:42:15 2015 No.13689011 What MG would make someone happy who genuinely wants to go out and do things, but who has anxiety problems and looks like he's petrified even if he's enjoying himself internally?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:43:15 2015 No.13689013 >>13688987 >She goes from lewd, dominating rape machine to loving mother >She hasn't even thought of sex in weeks while taking care of the baby >That night when she turns to you and says 'Let's make another one.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:44:00 2015 No.13689014 >>13689011 A Kikimora. The answer is always a Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:45:41 2015 No.13689019 >>13688987 >"Ha! How does it feel, human? Disgracing yourself? Planting your seed in a monster like me? Don't you want to die? Aren't you ashamed? That shit annoys the fuck out of me, like bitch that's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:47:06 2015 No.13689022 >>13689008 I'm looking back at some of my greatest victories and defeats and just marveling at all the bodies anon. I think through all the years I must have killed millions. And I'm going to kill millions more before I'm done too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:48:45 2015 No.13689028 >>13689014 For once I think you are absolutely right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:49:10 2015 No.13689029 File: 160 KB, 1023x1447, elf8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're at the club and this elf slaps your ass What do?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:50:09 2015 No.13689030
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>>13689014
>Implying a Kikimora could ever please the men who enjoy the likes of Manticore or Amazon

You see? The answer is not always a Kikimora.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:50:10 2015 No.13689031

>>13689014
But anon, dating someone who tries to control my life would just remind me of my mother. Although I did just remember that mental disorders can be cured by MGs, so the real answer might be any one that wants an independent husband, including a kikimora for someone other than me. They're not real though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:50:12 2015 No.13689032 >>13689029 Slap her tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:50:14 2015 No.13689033 File: 386 KB, 626x1200, mindflayer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689011 All your troubles will seem to melt away~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:51:19 2015 No.13689035 >>13689029 Capture her and whip her into submission.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:52:00 2015 No.13689036 >>13689030 Kikimora live to please and will do whatever it takes to please. Whatever it takes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:53:20 2015 No.13689037 >>13689036 >Kikimora gets a master who is masochistic and submissive >Proceeds to get swole as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:53:38 2015 No.13689038 >>13689033 Same MG that I was thinking but more of "I'll fix you like how I fix my programs. Brain patching." Basically she'll reprogram your brain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:53:53 2015 No.13689039 >>13689029 Vigorously fuck her tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:55:56 2015 No.13689041 >>13689029 Follow her to her place inna woods like a lost shota.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:56:45 2015 No.13689043
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>"Nice to meet you, sir. I'm your head maid."
>"Sorry to inform you that there were intruders on your property as you were sleeping. I took care of them and was careful not to wake you."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:57:06 2015 No.13689044 Kikimora a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:57:33 2015 No.13689045 >>13689037 >"You will be pleased, Master. Whether you like it or not. Now get down on all four like the bitch you are"

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:58:01 2015 No.13689047

>>13689038
The problem with them is that I don't want a mindflayer waifu, and why would I have my problems fixed instantly when another MG I would waifu could gradually cure them through fucking and romance? Having a waifu who loves me despite my imperfections would be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:58:31 2015 No.13689049 >>13689033 >>13689038 When you really think about it, Mindflayer really is perfect. For everything. Almost like cheating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:00:00 2015 No.13689050 >>13689043 Can i have a hug?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:00:25 2015 No.13689051 File: 31 KB, 493x602, Baby Pede.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689005 You got what you asked for. Was it what you truly wanted?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:00:31 2015 No.13689052 >>13689049 Another one bites the dust... Save yourselves anons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:01:04 2015 No.13689054 >>13689036 I want a maid who will fight crime with me and give me some kind of magical power to use against xenophobic Paladins and criminal MGs. How does my kiki manage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:01:32 2015 No.13689055 >>13689051 Oh, thats fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:02:51 2015 No.13689056 File: 152 KB, 960x544, ogre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What personality do you look for in a monstergirl? Wild big sisters are nice.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:03:54 2015 No.13689060

>>13689038
>Honey I love you and your perfection and you can do no wrong and I will worship you forever
>But I am curious
>Did you know every time I smell the color sour, I get a boner?
>Somehow that doesn't feel like it was always that way.
>Could it be some kind of bug or something?

>...
>It's not a bug dear.
>It's a feature!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:05:20 2015 No.13689062

>>13689049
Except when the Mindflayer is a shitty programmer

"99 bug on the code, 99 bugs. Fix it up, patch it around. 138 bugs on the code"

>>13689047
She only wants to fix you. Fucking and romance doesn't seem to help but I just think she suck at that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:06:39 2015 No.13689065 >>13689051 >not dostedt >>13689062 >"99 bug on the code, 99 bugs. Fix it up, patch it around. 138 bugs on the code" Mindflayer works for Bethesda?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:07:34 2015 No.13689068 >>13689062 >>13689065 >She writes everything in java for no reason at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:12:21 2015 No.13689078 >>13689062 Wait, so getting a mindflayer would give me a waifu who solves my problems without building a meaningful relationship out of it, who I don't personally like, AND she's not as good at sex? I'd rather have a Ryu, Lich or Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:15:09 2015 No.13689089 >>13689078 Depends on how bad the Mindflayer is in romance. So the best way is to show her how it's done. But you can't do that because you are also broken

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:15:30 2015 No.13689090 File: 183 KB, 735x963, beachelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Excuse me, this beach is elf only." >"I spent a lot of money for a membership and I don't appreciate filthy hum-...err, other people violating the rules like this." What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:16:53 2015 No.13689094 >>13689090 Leave. Come back with a slaver-raid party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:17:32 2015 No.13689095 >>13689090 >>13689039

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:17:52 2015 No.13689097 File: 230 KB, 2048x1152, 1435151872530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689090

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:18:55 2015 No.13689100 >>13689089 Unexperienced socially and with problems arising from mental disorders, but not broken. Unbreakable. http://youtu.be/LIdFa1qLgNQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:20:57 2015 No.13689102 >>13689090 Impregnate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:23:27 2015 No.13689107 >>13689090 Hug

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:23:39 2015 No.13689109 File: 44 KB, 494x618, Total Recall.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had to get this one out of my system too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:24:00 2015 No.13689110 >>13689090 Convince her I'm an alp and that's just a german elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:26:54 2015 No.13689111 File: 289 KB, 896x729, she owns your house.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug flat Yao.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:30:51 2015 No.13689113 >>13689090 "Bullshit, why did they let me in then? Depending on your answer I may have to rape your mouth."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:34:54 2015 No.13689115 >>13689111 I will trim every single smug brow I see in the Monstergirl World.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:37:19 2015 No.13689121 File: 359 KB, 575x659, fushimi3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689115 >Implying you have the ability

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:38:01 2015 No.13689122 File: 128 KB, 422x500, Baphomet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that flat is justice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:38:34 2015 No.13689123 >>13689111 >>13689121 Those are some ugly ass eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:38:52 2015 No.13689125 >>13689122 I wholeheartedly agree, just Baphomets a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:39:47 2015 No.13689126 >>13689122 Justice doesn't need to rape people's brains and try to spread false propaganda about "being the best pussy in the world" to acquire onii-chans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:39:57 2015 No.13689127 File: 312 KB, 953x1400, fushimi4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689123 Take it back. Fushimi-chan is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:41:14 2015 No.13689129 >>13689127 It's like someone took a paintbrush to her forehead and stopped halfway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:44:41 2015 No.13689131 >>13689129 Don't talk shit about best girl, we all know you're projecting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:45:55 2015 No.13689133 File: 233 KB, 1417x1088, vigorouscleaning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689037 >>13689045 Am I misreading this...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:48:40 2015 No.13689137 >>13689133 You forgot the "Whether you like it or not" part but that's ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:50:10 2015 No.13689139 >>13689131 I don't even read that series, I'm just saying, those... eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:54:44 2015 No.13689147 >>13689126 >best pussy in the world >false propaganda Kek nice headcanon m8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:58:26 2015 No.13689153 >>13689147 >best pussy in the world >believing a pedophile to be unbiased

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:00:11 2015 No.13689154 >>13689097 IS SHE OK?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:00:12 2015 No.13689155 File: 179 KB, 1284x1025, forgotherlines.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689137 Sorry about that! She'll practice harder to remember her lines next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:00:56 2015 No.13689157 >>13689155 Oh god this is so adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:03:45 2015 No.13689158 How ruined is your laifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:04:15 2015 No.13689160 >>13689155 It's ok. It's ok. Now wear leather and get the whip. I've been a disobedient Master

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:06:39 2015 No.13689163 >>13689158 There's somewhere around 200ish monster girls right? I'd fuck probably 100-130ish of them, I'd waifu probably 50-75ish of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:07:47 2015 No.13689164 >>13689158 >masturbate almost exclusively to alps >losing out on sleep to participate in monstergirl cyoas and argue about waifus >starting to f5 /mgt/ at work on my phone Pretty ruined

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:09:01 2015 No.13689166 >>13689158 Incredibly, I am a depraved bugslut as well as many other mg races I'd waifu

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:16:28 2015 No.13689182

>>13689158
>I just love Crow Tengus!
>But kikis are pretty cute too
>Yetis 'n Jinkos too
>I really feel like going to war with a cheshire and fucking her ass afterwards

And then follows with the constant running theme of shuffling between a bunch of monsters in my head.

Crow Tengu will always be number one but she probably wouldn't like a slut like me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:21:50 2015 No.13689193 >>13689182 >Jinkos Anon, I don't know how to tell you this...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:22:00 2015 No.13689195 >>13689182 I'm the same way but with Holstaurs as my number 1. There's just so many good monster girls out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:23:24 2015 No.13689197 >>13689193 Well, you're gonna have to tell me because I'm too dense to pick up on anything you're implying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:37:32 2015 No.13689214 >>13689197 You can love a tiger all you want, but you'll never choo-choo-choose her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:38:14 2015 No.13689215 File: 343 KB, 769x1000, Year of the Horse Pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689158 Pretty optimal actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:41:35 2015 No.13689222 >>13689164 Do we even have any good Alp smut? Or do you just fap to them having their heads tipped in toilets?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:50:52 2015 No.13689241 >>13689222 Guys, I'm cereal. Gimme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:52:43 2015 No.13689246 >>13689122 Don't care about justice, I just want to hug a Baphomet from behind as she struggles and goes on about how that is not befitting a demon of her station and pat her head until she goes limp with pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:53:01 2015 No.13689248 I want to stick a Slime girl into a mold and freeze her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:55:18 2015 No.13689253 >>13689111 >>13689121 >>13689127 Fushimi-chan is love. She did start out as a bitch though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:03:41 2015 No.13689277 File: 325 KB, 959x1400, fushimi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689253 All best girls start out as bitches. All of them. The fruit that is difficult to acquire is always sweeter than the fruit that lays idly at your feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:07:03 2015 No.13689289 >>13688539 Sing~ Sing a song~ Sing along~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:12:22 2015 No.13689303 >>13689277 A bold claim and one I'm not sure I entirely agree with. Nonetheless, she's cute and I wish the author would do more of that story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:14:14 2015 No.13689309 >>13689215 Delicious corrupted horse pussy. So did anyone figure out if they give birth to Unicorns or more Bicorns?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:15:56 2015 No.13689315
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>Monstergirl invades human society
>Discover that human society actually has a lot of interesting things

>Her face when she discovers pizza
>Her face when she discovers ranch dressing
>Her face when she discovers pizza with ranch dressing
>Her face when she discovers video games
>Her face when she discovers air conditioning
>Her face when she discovers massage chairs
>Her face when she discovers Netflix
>Her face when she discovers chili cheese fries

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:20:54 2015 No.13689327 >>13689315 >Her face when she discovers pizza with ranch dressing Vomit.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:26:57 2015 No.13689344 >>13689315 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. I'm gonna have to ask you to stop right there, sir. That Hitomi is well past the Lewdness Per Image limit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:28:10 2015 No.13689348 >>13686664 Do it. Try it. But get plain peanut butter. Cheap, supermarket-grade creamy butter. It reacts to the heat of the burger. It melts into a delicious, creamy sauce that melds with the juices and spices of the burger. A magical thing occurs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:30:51 2015 No.13689352 File: 165 KB, 800x800, 100818c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689344 It's alright as long as we post enough pure images to counteract it. Like this cute Living Doll auditioning for OWA, for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:42:56 2015 No.13689376 File: 694 KB, 1142x1198, frog tongue.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Complaining about lewdness Oh, I'll show you lewd. Men were created by God to lay down naked in a circle of frog girls who want to lick the sweat from their bodies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:44:08 2015 No.13689381 >Lewdifying the monstergirls Holy shit you people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:45:57 2015 No.13689383 >>13689376 Sounds pretty great. Frog girls can be so nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:50:04 2015 No.13689388 File: 571 KB, 905x849, Frogs are quick to recognize lewdness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689381 We didn't make them lewd. Nature did. >>13689383 True dat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:52:42 2015 No.13689392 I wanna bop a Shark girl on the nose until she cries and tell her I want to date her! Following that I wish to feed her tons of bloodied meat until her abs vanish among a nice level of chub and begin cuddling her so hard she is impregnated from it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:55:03 2015 No.13689395 File: 132 KB, 600x852, 1420406869314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689392 There will come a day when Shark Girls realize that humans fall over when they get bopped on the nose, too.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:57:47 2015 No.13689398

>>13689241
I know about at least 3 doujins involving boys turning into succubi and 1 repository of mge fanfics (in japanese) where some of then are about alps.

I'm posting at work from my phone though so I can't be arsed to link them right now. Maybe in a couple of hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:58:54 2015 No.13689403 >>13689392 I don't think that's how impregnation works, friend. If it were, Yetis would always be pregnant, what with how much they cuddle with their husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:59:26 2015 No.13689404 >>13689398 Fine. I'll make my own Alp fap-fics. With collars and Succu-nee-san x Alp x Alp's boyfriend. threesomes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:01:30 2015 No.13689410 >>13689315 >monstergirls are hedonistic pleasure seekers >they certainly would flock to unhealthy tasty food with no self control if given the chance Panic! We have to stop them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:02:30 2015 No.13689414 >>13689404 Please share them when you do!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:04:38 2015 No.13689418 >Your mg waifu's face when you have to go on a spiritual journey to find yourself and spiritual journeys can only be walked alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:06:03 2015 No.13689421 File: 137 KB, 750x825, rbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689122 If flat is justice, then oppai lolis are divinity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:09:48 2015 No.13689427 File: 610 KB, 1000x1122, 1434266341646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689122 Totally flat a shit, tiny is love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:10:27 2015 No.13689429 >>13689418 COURIER THE BULL AND THE BEAR THE BULL AND THE BEAR

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:13:30 2015 No.13689435 File: 183 KB, 800x1067, chubby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689410 >Chubby, food-loving MGs Oh nooooo. Who will stop this horrroooooor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:16:47 2015 No.13689440 >>13689435 I want to be an MG personal trainer and fuck all the chubby MG's as cardio.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:27:53 2015 No.13689450 >>13689440 I want to be the Candy Criminal, stuffing Monster girls after their evil personal trainers ruin their soft!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:30:01 2015 No.13689454 I want to be a faceless man who's actually a cool guy and doesn't attack, mindbreak or rape anybody!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:36:09 2015 No.13689468 >>13689435 >They're raping him! >And then they're gonna rape me! >Oh my goooooooooood

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:44:57 2015 No.13689476 >>13688709 Depends on what the good fight is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:49:04 2015 No.13689478 >>13687540 Get your dick synonymous right here fresh off the presses! Perfect for a day of smut writing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:53:42 2015 No.13689490 >>13689309 Unicorns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:55:02 2015 No.13689495 File: 335 KB, 1200x900, 62e5a1c71b425b8a5e1c0535cf94293d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13688709 BELIEVE WHAT IS RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:57:37 2015 No.13689498 >>13689490 What? Pretty sure they'd be Bicorns.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:58:23 2015 No.13689501

>>13688987
>>"Ha! How does it feel, human? Disgracing yourself? Planting your seed in a monster like me? Don't you want to die? Aren't you ashamed? Well too bad, because you're going to be raising our daughter along with me."
Not really. You were a pretty good fuck, but now I have to go back to the barracks.
See you tomorrow on the battlefield, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:00:45 2015 No.13689503 >>13689414 That's what I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:10:56 2015 No.13689522 >>13688894 Yep! >Rape her rotten

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:12:52 2015 No.13689525 >>13689498 No it's Unicorns. Otherwise the race would go extinct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:13:17 2015 No.13689526 >>13689522 >rape a rape monster Look what you have become, you're the monster now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:13:36 2015 No.13689530 >>13688954 >Alp calling anyone a nerd And on that day anon learned atomic wedgies can be used to pelvicerated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:14:52 2015 No.13689532 >>13689530 Don't bully Alps!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:18:10 2015 No.13689535 >>13689530 I bet an Alp would cum from being wedgied.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:20:11 2015 No.13689539 >>13689535 I'm going to need a comprehensive list of all monsters that get off by getting bullied

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:20:24 2015 No.13689541 File: 387 KB, 1000x800, 1435166424423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689530 >he thinks he can bully an Alpha Alp I'll kick your scrawny ass you little babby anon. But for now have this image, I think you'll personally enjoy it a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:22:38 2015 No.13689548 So with China having dog eating festivals it made me imagine a monster girl world where Dog type girls such as Werewolves and Hellhounds round up human boys and "eat" them in the city centre. I really need to stop associating news with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:23:04 2015 No.13689551 >>13689532 I want to pin an Alp down and insult her while fucking her brains out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:25:20 2015 No.13689554 >>13687739 Hang on, KC understands monster girls aren't just a bunch of humanoid animals with barely any personality? Wow!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:25:52 2015 No.13689556 >>13689421 Oppai Loli the shittest of shits.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:28:53 2015 No.13689560

>>13689554
Of course. The profiles are meant to be a guide to their instincts and living habits, not their hobbies, interests, likes, dislikes and how they handle romance.

It's like a nature documentary talking about animal's mating procedures, it doesn't have any baring on what they do outside of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:30:19 2015 No.13689564 >>13689560 If only the thread got that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:32:11 2015 No.13689567 >>13689395 I don't, I go into homicidal rage. 20 plus years of sinus issues make for one frayed, sensitive nose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:34:30 2015 No.13689573 >>13689526 >>13689381 Is this a meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:34:58 2015 No.13689574 >>13689564 >if only the thread could understand KC's genius

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:36:41 2015 No.13689576 >>13689574 It's hardly genius but the fact people can't grasp such a simple setting is hilarious. Could you imagine people trying to discuss actual literature? They'd make a book wurm cry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:37:09 2015 No.13689578 >>13689388 Main character is into giantesses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:37:25 2015 No.13689579 >>13689541 I have no idea what your intent was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:38:56 2015 No.13689582 >>13689576 Indeed, the last thing we need are the smarmy cunts from /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:46:16 2015 No.13689592 File: 161 KB, 600x450, 1426453007569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still wonder why this place is so toxic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:48:07 2015 No.13689596 >>13689592 I want to celebrate Halloween with real witches, vampires and spooky skelegirls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:48:41 2015 No.13689598 >>13689592 >toxic Must be all that internalized misogyny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:52:23 2015 No.13689607 >>13689598 >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:53:56 2015 No.13689612 >>13689596 Sounds like a real Monster Mash right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:54:48 2015 No.13689613 >>13689592 What exactly are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:55:08 2015 No.13689615 >>13689607 >what is satire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:56:12 2015 No.13689621 >>13689592 >toxic Please never say this. This place has shitposting and opinions that some might not like but it's hardly "toxic"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:56:51 2015 No.13689622 >>13689612 Indeed. A true graveyard smash.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:57:44 2015 No.13689623

>>13689062

>Mischievious Mindflayer.
>Sees some little boy crying alone on a playground.
>As to why a grown woman is hanging out at a playground... well, that's none of your business.
>She fucking loves the swing-set.
>Anyway, this kid. She sneaks up on him and plugs a tentacle in each ear to figure out what's up.
>Of course, she could just ask, but most tended to cover their ears and run away screaming when she tried that.
>Hmm... good kid.
>Honest, kind...
>Soft as babyshit, though. Bullied a lot.
>Just needs a little something to toughen him up.
>She strokes the beard she doesn't have and thinks on it.
>"Aha!" she finally cries out as a solitary tentacle shoots up above her noggin, glowing brightly.
>*UPLOADING FILE*
>*Installing... COMPLETE*
>Her tentacles leave his ears with a loud 'POP!', as the kid freezes up, then suddenly stands up straighter and abruptly wipes the tears from his eyes.
>Grinning, she beats a hasty retreat before he fully regains his bearings and realizes she's there.
>Hiding in the bushes now, she hears some older Dark Elf delinquent kids announce their arrival with a loud "HEY, CRYBABY."
>"This is gonna be good..." she says to herself, wringing her hands together and absolutely giddy as the boy slowly turns to his tormentors with only one thing on his mind.
>*DEVILS_BRIGADE.exe is now ONLINE*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:58:42 2015 No.13689625 >>13689621 You mean everyone constantly having fights over anything isn't toxic? The shitposting and hatred of absolutely everything is just the cherry on top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:00:02 2015 No.13689628 >>13689622 I imagine it'll catch on in a flash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:01:09 2015 No.13689631 >>13689625 Different anon. Sounds like business as usual IMO. The internet in general is usually a hotbed for misanthropy as it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:02:02 2015 No.13689634 >>13689551 As a one time thing or regularly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:04:33 2015 No.13689635 Guys, help. Batman won't let me write.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:05:26 2015 No.13689636 >>13689625 In case you're new, we had it worse a couple of months ago. And much worse half a year before that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:07:38 2015 No.13689641 >>13689635 Throw a catgirl at him.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:08:06 2015 No.13689643
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>>13689631
Not at all. Just a bunch of excuses, like the hilarious "where do you think you are?" meme.
Places like /d/ or /jp/ are incredibly chill most of the time.

>>13689636
I know. I was checking whatever I missed while I was sleeping, and noticed a lot of hostility over trivial things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:08:26 2015 No.13689645 >>13689641 If I had a cat girl, I'd be helping her breed, not trying to write.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:08:43 2015 No.13689647 >>13689582 >You see, Russian literature a best >Having simple messages means the work is certainly worse than my 1000+ tomes >I can't stop fapping to schopenhauer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:09:16 2015 No.13689648 >>13689647 You got something against Schopenhauer???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:09:53 2015 No.13689652 >>13689647 I never figured out if the people on /lit/ actually hold the opinions they spout or if they all use a secret code language to turn away people they don't want in their secret club.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:09:59 2015 No.13689653 >>13689623 Continue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:10:36 2015 No.13689654 >>13689643 >where do you think you are Was on the receiving end of that recently. So much for pleading for sanity. Oh well, no big deal. Just have to roll with it, I suppose. >>13689648 He got outconsumed by David Hume.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:11:07 2015 No.13689655

>>13689636

It's always the same guy that says "toxic". Just last month he was going on about how all our OC creators were ditching because we're so awful.

But the truth is this is pretty much the best of the available options. Cripple is on the edge of shutting down and is going through the 90% CYOA phase the same way /tg/ and here have in times past. MGR is MGR. What's left? IRC or TFT? Don't think so.

Things could be worse, much much worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:12:16 2015 No.13689657 >>13689655 You're assuming I'm some other person when I'm not. You should stop that. >Things could be worse, much much worse. Anything can be worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:12:36 2015 No.13689661 File: 111 KB, 500x839, 1426572763042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >W-wassup, homie? Uh-oh, the Hathorite is trying to proselytize to you by pretending she has street cred! What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:14:07 2015 No.13689663 >>13689661 Stop. Just stop. Not you. The Hathorite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:14:49 2015 No.13689664 >>13689657 The people who bitch about toxic and hostile all sound the same. Since there's only a couple that talk that way, no reason not to treat you the same. If you don't like it, learn to articulate yourself better and not like those retards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:15:13 2015 No.13689666 >>13689661 Sorry ma'am I don't believe in organized religion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:15:35 2015 No.13689667 File: 725 KB, 2975x1273, 1435169735262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689615 /tumblr/ doesn't joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:15:47 2015 No.13689670 >>13689663 Haters be hatin', but my homegirls in da hood be all like, yo, you're pretty fly for a non-Dragon, y'know wha I'm sayin'? >>13689666 But Satan, organized religion believes in you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:16:48 2015 No.13689673 >>13689631 sorry but you can't be any more wrong being a shithead isn't the standard. only shitheads want you to believe that >>13689664 you're the one acting like a retard here >>13689661 >sorry, I don't have any money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:17:26 2015 No.13689674 >>13689667 Ironically, this picture triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:17:40 2015 No.13689675 File: 2.86 MB, 298x200, 1434594418313.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689645 You cool with Batman watching?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:17:51 2015 No.13689677 >>13689673 >don't have any money Hathorites take their tithes in other ways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:18:10 2015 No.13689679 >>13689667 This cherrypicking isn't monster girl related!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:18:20 2015 No.13689680 >>13689661 I ask her if joining her creeds comes with tits like those. I probably know the answer, but i would like to see her blush anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:18:21 2015 No.13689681 >>13689667 >That one Indian whaler in the pod of whales

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:18:46 2015 No.13689682 >>13689670 Yeah well sorry I don't believe in giving up my Sunday or Saturday evenings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:18:51 2015 No.13689683 >>13689675 Batman sees us all, even in our most private moments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:19:03 2015 No.13689684 >>13689661 I laugh and give her a headpat. If she's in need of milking she's free to knock on my door.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:19:43 2015 No.13689686 >>13689673 >being a shithead isn't the standard. only shitheads want you to believe that That's surprisingly optimistic for some reason. It's refreshing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:19:47 2015 No.13689687 >>13689655 >>13689664 Sounds like you enjoy eating shit. >>13689661 Run.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:19:52 2015 No.13689688 >>13689682 Worshiping Hathor is a bigger commitment than that. A Holst has to be milked every morning and evening.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:19:56 2015 No.13689689

>>13689667
What. Like I don't understand. Unlike most other things like skin color, physical/mental disabilities and to an extant beliefs, you can change being fat. Being fat is not healthy and can and does bring alot of harm to you in both the short and long run.

Slightly chubby like the ones in this thread are fine, the proportions indicate not being a landwhale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:20:30 2015 No.13689692 >>13689688 Well then fuck that, I have a lot of important nothing to do.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:20:32 2015 No.13689693

>>13689655
Yeah, my point is it's still far from being complete shit. At least if you remember how it was last year with all the B-drama, and even not so long ago around when Cu Sith came out.

And true on other places seeming like just bigger evils in the end. I'd know, I tried some of them and wouldn't hold for this place a second hadn't it been pretty decent in comparison.

>Just last month he was going on about how all our OC creators were ditching because we're so awful.
Don't think he's -that- guy though. I know who that was and would recognize his style.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:20:35 2015 No.13689694 >>13689679 Neither is your mom's ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:20:52 2015 No.13689696 >>13689687 >Run So you can recreate running of the Minotaurs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:21:50 2015 No.13689697 >>13689694 you're* >>13689689 The moment I saw the word "sizeism" I closed that picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:21:52 2015 No.13689698 >>13689692 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:23:36 2015 No.13689703 File: 77 KB, 607x800, 1423294616460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689655 You should always strive for more and never be comfortable with mediocrity!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:23:53 2015 No.13689704 >>13689698 Sit in front of my computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:24:47 2015 No.13689706 >>13689703 How can she be a sprint trainer if she can't sprint?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:25:46 2015 No.13689708 >>13689661 Stare blankly. Then give her ALL THE DAUGHTERUS! Mikos man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:26:11 2015 No.13689712 File: 352 KB, 1080x1920, Super Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I AM THE TREMOR THAT MAKES YOU FAP IN THE NIGHT! I AM THE ONE WHO EATS THE CRUST YOU CUT FROM YOUR SANDWICH!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:26:15 2015 No.13689714 >>13689706 Maybe she works for the phone company.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:26:17 2015 No.13689715 >>13689706 She can study the methods of sprinting and take data to help her team improve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:27:26 2015 No.13689717 >>13689706 Those who cannot do, teach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:28:17 2015 No.13689719 >>13689674 That's what happens when you say stupid shit like "internalized misogyny".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:29:05 2015 No.13689720 File: 942 KB, 2812x1660, nyaanotabi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689641 And then go on a journey. Please ignore that text in the lower left corner, I wish I could crop that out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:30:04 2015 No.13689722 >>13689720 >go on a journey With my trusty motorrad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:30:11 2015 No.13689723 >>13689719 >taking it seriously Yes, tell me more about stupid things, since you seem to be the expert.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:30:53 2015 No.13689725 >>13689720 I like you. You're funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:31:02 2015 No.13689726 >>13689720 damn someone get this guy a tablet, these are great

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:31:22 2015 No.13689727 >>13689720 goddamnit anon, you're too good for this thread. do you have an art blog?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:31:56 2015 No.13689730 >>13689712 If you're the one who ate that brownie I was saving, your nipples are mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:32:37 2015 No.13689732 >>13689727 >too good for this thread Please no we need him! >>13689730 A hero does not eat someone else's brownies. You are free to play with her Wurm Nipples though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:33:47 2015 No.13689734 >>13689720 >Please ignore that text in the lower left corner God damn it Aaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:33:47 2015 No.13689735 >>13689723 Any community that gets its jollies pretending to be retards...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:35:58 2015 No.13689739 >>13689735 Which explains your presence here.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:36:35 2015 No.13689742

>>13689712
Do you think she gets off from hero/villain roleplay in the bedroom? I bet she does, Super Wurm probably loves some "evil villain" catching her in their trap and having their way with her. The next night they probably let her be the dominant one and "punish" the evil doer.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:38:36 2015 No.13689747

>>13689742
Sounds perfect. I'd be the Titillating Tramp, The Tickler, who would tie her up and tickle her on the first night, only for her to turn the tables on me and give me a taste of my own medicine after she escapes from my trap, in the same Super Wurm bedroom, on the same Super Wurm channel!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:39:26 2015 No.13689749

>>13689739
You salty brah? It's one thing to joke about Tumblr, pretending to be one of them has no place here, you unfunny little twit. You're not in high school anymore, I hope, you don't nave to act like the Lol so randumb guy to get people to.like you, cause we all hate each other anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:40:11 2015 No.13689751 >>13689722 >>13689734 Well unless Master is the motorrad...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:40:50 2015 No.13689756 >>13689749 >we all hate each other anyway Not the guy you were talking to, but that's wrong. You guys are my niggas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:40:53 2015 No.13689757 >>13689749 >You salty brah This must be what people call "projecting".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:40:54 2015 No.13689758 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, retard gundam online.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689712

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:41:34 2015 No.13689760 >>13689732 >You are free to okay with her Wurm Nipples though I... Really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:43:17 2015 No.13689764 >>13689757 This must be what people call Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:43:23 2015 No.13689765 >>13689760 >Really? Yes. They're like the Bat Nipples, but not a part of her costume. It makes her feel happy when someone plays with them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:44:11 2015 No.13689767 New drawfriend, can you draw a young Kiki running around and riding a small broom like a witch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:44:24 2015 No.13689769 File: 11 KB, 350x236, I came here to laugh at you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689758 I make the enemy cum three times as fast!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:44:59 2015 No.13689772 >>13689756 Not that guy either. I actually admire you people on some level. You're all either artistically inclined both in visual design and in writing, or knowledgeable in pretty much every subject brought up in our tangents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:46:47 2015 No.13689778 >>13689772 This is like the gentlemen's social club, where we sip brandy and sit in our comfy chairs, smoke pipes, listen to the fireplace crackle and discuss the exotic beasts we want to fuck. The Hyper Adventure Club!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:46:47 2015 No.13689779 >>13689767 >Riding a broom Sounds like she hasn't gotten much attention from her master.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:47:57 2015 No.13689780 >>13689779 Anon she's just pretending to be a witch! She's just a little girl having some fun!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:48:09 2015 No.13689783

>>13689530
Oh, no. Why couldn't you just turn the other cheek, Anon?

Now that Alp came back and said she bets you wouldn't do a twitty twister on her. She'll even start hitting the holstaur milk to give you more surface area. Then she uses the "What? We're both boys" excuse to sneak into the locker room showers with you with a wet towel and daring you to fight back. Sometimes she'll even bring in a Wyvern or a Cyclops friend(or all of them at the same time) and say "We're taking your lunch money unless you can satisfy all of us, dweeb!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:48:17 2015 No.13689784 >>13689765 >Lewd moe Well Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:49:04 2015 No.13689787 >>13689779 Please no. I just learned this weekend I'm unable to read any Donald Duck comics with Magica in them because this is what I think when I see her on the broom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:50:45 2015 No.13689790 >>13689784 That's what Wurms are. Did you think defeating the hero MGC needs would be that easy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:50:58 2015 No.13689791 >>13689541 Are these characters from somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:51:00 2015 No.13689792 >>13689787 You should dispel such a silly notion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:51:17 2015 No.13689794 >>13689769 >file deleted Wut.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:51:34 2015 No.13689795

Today for the first time as an adult man it happened, I passed a girl taller than me without heels. She was wearing the uniform of my old highschool which makes it more humiliating.

Is this what being next to an Oni or Amazon would be like? I want to take comfort in a Weresheep and weep for my manhood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:52:04 2015 No.13689796 >>13689791 They're an ancient .less troll sketch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:52:35 2015 No.13689797 >>13689794 Everyone's seen the image a thousand times, I'd rather we keep some space open, you know? >>13689795 I'm a manlet, I see lots and lots of girls taller than me without heels all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:53:20 2015 No.13689798 >>13689661 She'll fit right in with the Alp that's probably going to attack her delicious titties later

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:54:13 2015 No.13689802 >>13689795 You must be pretty tall. It doesn't happen to me often but I'll run into some girl that's 6'3" or 6'4" and have to look up at her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:54:19 2015 No.13689803 >>13689795 Tall women are love, there's no reason to do upset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:54:37 2015 No.13689804 >>13689798 Wait, what's going on in that house of yours?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:55:12 2015 No.13689806 File: 12 KB, 214x248, 1434902259078.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689783 >We're both boys Hope she's happy to sit tied up in the corner with vibes in both her holes while I pound her friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:55:24 2015 No.13689807 >>13689795 Tall women are great, no shame in things you can't control. I'm 5 ft 7. Literally Putin tier height.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:55:40 2015 No.13689809 I want to turn my house in a lewd trap for the pure maid i'm going to hire!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:57:03 2015 No.13689815 >>13689804 You don't keep a pet Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:58:44 2015 No.13689818 >>13689795 You're looking at this the wrong way. It's all tube more satisfying to have someone bigger than you writhe beneath you as you make them ahegao.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:00:54 2015 No.13689821 >>13689790 Actually, yeah I kinda did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:01:57 2015 No.13689824 >>13689809 Elaborate, you vile fiend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:02:22 2015 No.13689825 >>13689815 >an Alp keeping an Alp as a pet Well now that you put it that way, why not? >>13689821 Well you thought wrong, buster! Justice is not made of fragile materials, like non-Wurm stuff!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:02:54 2015 No.13689827 >>13689749 >we all hate each other anyway Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:03:43 2015 No.13689830 >>13689818 *the more satisfying How do you punish a phone girl who keeps rewriting your stuff because she insists she knows you so well she can complete your sentences? Pretentious little tart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:04:55 2015 No.13689832 >>13689795 I'm 6'4'' and I've got a thing for onis and amazons. Yep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:05:31 2015 No.13689834 File: 60 KB, 566x800, 1432535511267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689830 Prepare a container full of water and put her on the brink of it to think about what she did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:06:18 2015 No.13689835 >>13689825 >Promise wurm a lifetime supply of ice cream and burgers if she hangs up the cape What now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:06:26 2015 No.13689836 >>13689783 Turn the other cheek? Screw that. She's getting her titties slapped for being an impudent little knob shiner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:06:40 2015 No.13689838 >>13689818 I want to make a tall Holst ahegao loudly and wake up the repressed Valkyrie next door.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:07:44 2015 No.13689842 >>13688085 Funny how everything else got deleted but this. Jannie/Mods confirmed for Wan Push lovers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:08:04 2015 No.13689843 >>13689835 She tells you that that's what the Mayor pays her already, plus a dental plan and free repairs to her Wurmmobile, which is her on a bunch of skateboards duct-taped together, making car noises!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:11:24 2015 No.13689854 >>13689838 Valykrie biting her comforter in frustration as she tries not to schilck when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:13:05 2015 No.13689859 File: 324 KB, 607x3650, 1435173125281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:14:06 2015 No.13689863 >>13689859 So was that anon Keima from TWGOK?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:14:18 2015 No.13689864 >>13689859 Get rekt, slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:14:50 2015 No.13689867 >>13689854 >Her other neighbor is a very loud were-wolf that howls while ravishing her husband

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:15:00 2015 No.13689868 >>13689863 No, he doesn't play Pokemon. Only games with nice waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:15:07 2015 No.13689869 >>13689807 Take heart, manlet-kun, most world leaders are short.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:15:57 2015 No.13689873 >>13689868 But those clothes! That attitude!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:16:12 2015 No.13689874 >>13689859 Is indifference the best way to defeat a succubus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:16:58 2015 No.13689878 >>13689869 Napoleon Complex is serious business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:17:19 2015 No.13689880 >>13689859 I want a butthurt Succubus to shitpost on /v/ about how the vidya is stealing the D away from her!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:17:45 2015 No.13689881

>>13689843
Or yeah?

Then, a genetically modified puppy who will never grow up, staying cute forever. It's lifespan will be lengthened to match hers, so she will never have to worry about it dying.Organs and bones made of a mixture of impervium and and cloudsteel, so she can play with him without needing to mind her strength, AND, his skeleton is outfitted with a tracking device ,so he will never get lost! Can she resist this? I think not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:18:03 2015 No.13689882 File: 295 KB, 607x3650, 1433640520755.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689859 These are hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:19:24 2015 No.13689886 >>13689859 BASED! A S E D !

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:19:25 2015 No.13689887 >>13689881 You're right. She can't. That's why she's arresting you and confiscating the puppy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:19:54 2015 No.13689890 >>13689783 >Both the Alp and the Cyclops are super tight and sensitive and cum disappointingly fast every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:20:44 2015 No.13689892 >>13689882 >JULAAAAYYYY I fucking died.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:22:16 2015 No.13689895 >>13689874 If a succubus gets a hold of me I'm gonna do my taxes while she rapes me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:25:23 2015 No.13689901 >>13689895 My inner incubus is telling me that the best way to defeat a succubus is outraping her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:26:42 2015 No.13689904 >>13689901 This actually happened in the Dark Tower series. The way to deal with a Succubus or an Incubus was to fuck them harder than they fucked you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:27:10 2015 No.13689906 >>13689890 >cum disappointingly fast What? It's not like you'd have to stop just because they came once? How wold they get fucked senseless if you did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:28:25 2015 No.13689909 >>13689904 Man the Dark Tower got fucking weird in places.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:28:55 2015 No.13689910

>>13689887
I'm not stupid. I'm not just gonna carry the puppy with me so she can take it by force. And she can't arrest me because genetic engineering became legal in 2035, I haven't done anything wrong. What is she, Gestapo?

Now, will she hang up the cape, or will that puppy go unloved?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:30:22 2015 No.13689912

>>13689909
That part wasn't one of them though. The Doctor Doom robots with exploding Quiddich Snitches on the other hand...
>>13689910
You tried to bribe and officer of the LAW, that means you're getting arrested. And the puppy will be confiscated from wherever you're keeping it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:32:31 2015 No.13689917 >>13689882 What'd' she hit him with? Did she kill him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:32:51 2015 No.13689919 >>13689904 maybe I need to reread but I remember that happening in the first and third one. I didn't really think they were succubus/incubus just spirits that liked to fuck things to death

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:33:37 2015 No.13689920 >>13689882 What is this syasei.ogg music?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:35:02 2015 No.13689923 >>13689919 First and third book, and they were the same entity in two different places, assuming a different gender.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:35:21 2015 No.13689925 >>13689912 Liar. You're a vigilante, not an officer of the law, legally, I can't bribe you. The nerve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:36:02 2015 No.13689928 File: 411 KB, 1354x1558, 4392079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689920 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/しゃせい

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:36:30 2015 No.13689931 >>13689925 If Adam West's Batman was an officer of the law, then so is Super Wurm. She even has a contract with the mayor, as previously stated.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:37:05 2015 No.13689932
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>>13689906
Are you saying you'd just keep ramming your proportionally huge dick into an Alp and/or a Cyclops' tight lovepussy while she whimpers, barely conscious, after repeated orgasms? I bet you're also the kind of guy who would just let his dick sit inside her for your entire refractory period while sensually kissing her lips and neck. That's a crime, you know. You're gonna end up with a mindbroken Cyclops at that rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:37:30 2015 No.13689934 >>13689912 >The Doctor Doom robots with exploding Quiddich Snitches on the other hand... You forgot the part where they had lightsabers too. I'm not joking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:37:49 2015 No.13689936 >>13689882 >Syasei >Julay What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:39:00 2015 No.13689938 >>13689934 You don't have to tell me you're not joking, I read the series. All the way to book seven. Which I tossed into a wall. Never again King, never again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:39:46 2015 No.13689941 >>13689931 Yeah well, you're still not getting the puppy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:40:22 2015 No.13689942 >>13689934 >Doctor Doom robots >exploding Quiddich Snitches >lightsabers Alright well I'm kind of glad I gave up on series a third of the way though the 5th

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:40:38 2015 No.13689945 >>13689936 don't know about syasei but JULAAAY in particular is a reference to Christian Weston Chandler

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:41:34 2015 No.13689949 >>13689938 King blows the ending, every time. In fact the only time I can recall he didn't was Christine, and only because of the epilogue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:42:03 2015 No.13689950 >>13689942 They were in 5th book, actually. They were the "wolves".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:43:03 2015 No.13689954 >>13689942 That was them. Well, now you know what the payoff for all the lame plate-chucking was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:43:14 2015 No.13689956 >>13689920 >>13689928 The ejaculation sound effect file in MGQ, specifically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:44:21 2015 No.13689960 >>13689945 Ugh, the unsexiest alp of all time. Well, him or buck angel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:47:00 2015 No.13689967 >>13689882 >Being a hardworking employee in your company as always >Suddenly Succubus What the fuck kind of company is this? I don't remember reading "random slut tackles you during work" in my contract!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:47:54 2015 No.13689970 >>13689967 I want to be the one that tackles random sluts during work!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:50:43 2015 No.13689980 >>13689970 I know that feel.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:53:18 2015 No.13689985

Since we're talking about them anyway. How did the rest of you rand the Dark Tower books

>1: Post-apocalyptic gunslinging fantasy
>2: Dimension-and-time-hopping adventures
>3: Alternate future New York, and decendendants of time travelling Nazis
>4: Teen Romance novel with small Wizard of Oz snippets
>5: Magnificent Seven for the better part of a thousand pages
>6: Back to dimension-hopping, and vampires and taheen and all sorts of crazy stuff
>7:First half is psychics and more crazy fun, second half is giant letdown and way too much King self-insert

Kinda sucks that the only ones I really enjoyed were 1,2,3, and 6. Plus Wind through the Keyhole which was like an expansion on the only good parts of 4.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:56:33 2015 No.13689990 >>13689985 /jp/ - /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:56:45 2015 No.13689991 >>13689985 >First half is psychics and more crazy fun What kind of psychics are we talking here? Stands?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:56:46 2015 No.13689992

>>13689932
Are you saying there's anything wrong with stacking an Alp and a Cyclops on top of each other, teasing them until they're mewling for you to put it in? And once you do, not stopping pounding them while calling them a fagcubus and a monoeye cocksleeve until both of their pussies are overflowing, eyes half lidded and capable of little more than weak squeaks and moans as yet another load floods their over packed wombs. I bet you're the kind of guy who'd stop after a single time even if you did.
It's like you don't want to end up with a pair of lovely little properly trained sluts who contentedly rub their pregnant bellies and lick their lips in anticipation while assuming the position at a single word from you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:57:45 2015 No.13689993 >>13689956 I want this to be my ejaculation sound file. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1K6W_FkH8Q

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:00:04 2015 No.13689998 >>13689991 Telekenetics in an expy of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters except run by furries for the express purpose of breaking the bones of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:00:06 2015 No.13689999 >>13689967 Well what exactly did you expect when you joined druella inc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:00:24 2015 No.13690000 >>13689985 Don't forget the Spiderbaby

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:00:38 2015 No.13690002 >>13689993 https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Heavy_niceshot02.wav

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:01:27 2015 No.13690004 >>13689999 Fucking Druella. Guess I'll just work at home, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:04:24 2015 No.13690009 >>13689999 But if I knew I would have asked for an office that included a Devil under the table.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:05:13 2015 No.13690013 >>13689985 Really liked the first 3 but I would have to say Drawing of the Three was the best. 4 was alright but kind of a slog to get though. 5 was just terrible. 6 and 7 are unknown but I always heard the ending was shit so I think I will pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:06:10 2015 No.13690014 >>13689999 I am actually a triple agent, i'm also working for the competition and that pizza restaurant down the street.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:06:59 2015 No.13690016 >>13690002 God damn it anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:19:41 2015 No.13690037 >call elf a knife ear >she calls you a spoon ear

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:20:32 2015 No.13690041 >>13690037 Is it time to fork?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:22:30 2015 No.13690052 >>13690041 Yes, and pork the orcs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:23:34 2015 No.13690056 >>13690037 Who's fork ears?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:24:02 2015 No.13690057 File: 239 KB, 403x880, fujoclops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13689992 The Cyclops is the one who calls the shots at my house. I'm just the warm dildo. She makes me fuck her prone while she shitposts on /hbg/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:26:05 2015 No.13690067 >>13690057 So dickthrone? Sounds pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:27:01 2015 No.13690068 File: 122 KB, 418x550, Forky_Fishy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690056 This girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:29:16 2015 No.13690075 I want to dick all the Prime Elementals and control the primal forces of the universe. Through my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:32:11 2015 No.13690082 >>13690068 Fork ears are the best MGE girls Prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:32:48 2015 No.13690085 File: 186 KB, 600x757, 31224984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690075 I'm only interested in one elemental and only to have a platonic friendship with.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:33:10 2015 No.13690088

>>13690057
>being a cumpump for a hikkiclops
You know what? I'm not even gonna judge you, whatever makes your boner happy. I will be mildly disappointed if said Cyclops doesn't end up either moaning on top of her lungs while she funposts or with a scrunched up face, drooling as she tries to keep from showing her enjoyment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:33:52 2015 No.13690090 >>13690037 Call her a smelly tree hugging, bear fucking, Luddite with vagina hours that reach from Omaha to the Mississippi river.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:35:48 2015 No.13690097 >>13690090 *vagina hairs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:38:07 2015 No.13690106 File: 727 KB, 700x990, Kraken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690082 Does this include Sahuagin and some earless fishy friends like Kraken? If so I can agree to that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:40:18 2015 No.13690111 File: 109 KB, 1000x1000, sahagin wip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690106 No Kraken but yeah Sahuagin is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:44:03 2015 No.13690126 >tfw no cupid to make you a cupid feather pillow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:44:56 2015 No.13690130 >>13689429 Your waifu's face when you convinced him to believe in the light of MGC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:45:17 2015 No.13690132 >>13690082 I wish these threads gave more love to the aquatic girls outside of Kraken. Usually Sahuagin is shit on for being too flat and Bishop/Merrows getting bullied by taking their tablet/hats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:46:35 2015 No.13690138 >>13690132 >Taking merrow hats Wouldn't that qualify more as abuse? I mean, considering they need them to live in water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:46:39 2015 No.13690139 >>13690132 But Anon thats how we flirt with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:48:05 2015 No.13690145 >>13690132 I think Bishop is cute though! And a yandere bishop would be really nice to see. Also for ones like those, would you have to wheel them around? Would they turn their fish part into legs and lose their voice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:48:34 2015 No.13690148 >>13690090 Rude! It's perfectly trimmed, reflecting millennia of elven public hair sculpting artistry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:49:06 2015 No.13690150 >>13686937 The only aspect of Type-Moon they would approve of is Fate/Extra's Caster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:49:37 2015 No.13690151 >>13690130 >him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:51:45 2015 No.13690162 >>13690111 BIGGER. TITS. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:52:43 2015 No.13690164 >>13690132 I've got no problem with Sahuagins' flatness, but I'm not one for kuuderes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:53:03 2015 No.13690166 >>13690130 >Him Do you need some meat in your alp sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:54:08 2015 No.13690170 >>13687362 I want a dominating and slightly yan kiki to Cut my tendons with a bolt cutter so her master never runs too far from her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:54:31 2015 No.13690171 >>13690148 >Public hair I know, that's why they're always falling, getting tangled in each other's hair and slamming into the ground. That's why elves are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:55:37 2015 No.13690174 >>13690132 AS A BOARD!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:00:48 2015 No.13690189 >>13690139 I just do it to be a dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:02:45 2015 No.13690190 >>13690174 >>13690162 if there was only some kind of substance she could ingest that could increase her breast size... oh well into the trash she goes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:04:14 2015 No.13690195 >>13690132 >and Bishop/Merrows getting bullied by taking their tablet/hats Bullying is wrong and bullying lovers are faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:06:51 2015 No.13690201 >>13690195 >being a little bitch nigga

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:07:16 2015 No.13690205

>>13690171
This is why elves are almost always shaved bare.

They're quite proud of their natural long hair, so the minute someone holds them down and lops off everything under the shoulder line they start tearing up.

And don't even get me started on when you shave their pubes. They might be afraid of razors more than anything upon feeling their elf holes smoother than a baby's bum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:09:15 2015 No.13690209 >>13690195 bullying is the purest form of love, also if she can't handle the bullying how is ever going to handle the d?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:10:16 2015 No.13690212 >>13690195 They were asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:12:35 2015 No.13690218 >>13690195 No u.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:14:52 2015 No.13690227 >>13690195 Jimmy, high school was a long time ago. You hit your growth spurt right? No one can shove you in the locker now. You're safe. Ish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:17:30 2015 No.13690236 >>13690227 He's not safe from Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:18:19 2015 No.13690239 I want to settle the Possible Country Destroying Dispute between a Behemoth and Terrasque girl by making them plump giants who just want to be Pampered!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:21:47 2015 No.13690249 >>13690205 TFW they meet Fred http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f2rn3lsMrmI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:23:46 2015 No.13690258 >>13690239 >Feeding them more >Increasing their appetite You've killed us all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:25:05 2015 No.13690260 Monstergirls wouldn't prey on a man who works tirelessly everyday and barely has any time to eat or sleep, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:26:21 2015 No.13690262 >>13690260 The answer will always be the fucking same. Yes they will rape him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:26:21 2015 No.13690263 >>13690260 He would still end up with Stockholm syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:27:05 2015 No.13690267 >>13690260 Get a weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:28:09 2015 No.13690269 >>13690249 >an elf gets pulled into a bathroom >someone locks the door, a pair of hair clippers in hand it's time to get NAUGHTY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:28:59 2015 No.13690276 >>13690260 Sounds like prime material for a Kikimora. Just the kind of master who would easily become the master of maid-fucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:30:45 2015 No.13690281 >>13690263 Oh god pls no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:31:32 2015 No.13690287 >>13690269 It's time for Stockholm syndrome.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:31:41 2015 No.13690288

>>13690262
No man, you really need to drive it home.

If he lost his mother, his dog, got divorced, found out that the man he called father was not in fact that, remembered long repressed memories of being abused after drinking his uncle's dizzy water, his car got reposessed, become homeless, and got his shit beat in during a mugging, yes, they would still rape him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:31:44 2015 No.13690289 >>13689859 >>13689882 Is this Loen? This looks like Loen. This certainly laughs like Loen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:34:43 2015 No.13690297 >>13690288 Oh fuck I forgot, all this happens on the same day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:36:11 2015 No.13690309 So does anyone know what happened to the monstergirlcollection.blogspot? I've been busy with work for like 2 weeks and I see that it's gone now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:36:58 2015 No.13690315 >>13690309 Killed for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:37:56 2015 No.13690320 >>13690315 Wanna share those reasons mi compadre, or keep them selfishly all for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:38:12 2015 No.13690321 >>13690309 There was an explosion. Killed a lot of good men. There were no survivors in the wreckage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:38:36 2015 No.13690324 Sometimes, when I get home late, all tired and headachy, I wish I had a kejourou to rub my head and a slimegirl to bathe my body. Then I could a handful of the slimegirl as shampoo for the kejourou, and reciprocate them for their trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:39:01 2015 No.13690326 File: 248 KB, 1000x1000, trexy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690289 Anon are you blind and daft?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:40:44 2015 No.13690335 >>13690320 I would share, if I remembered what they were.This was actually referenced near the beggining of last thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:40:50 2015 No.13690336 >>13690326 I figured he used thinner lines, like he uses in his non-chibi sketches which is never. ...I see your point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:41:11 2015 No.13690338 >>13690321 wtf happened while I was gone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:41:52 2015 No.13690343 >>13690324 This sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:42:40 2015 No.13690346 >>13690338 Apparently, someone flagged the MG blogspot for spam. Because we all know Google doesn't actually have humans manage this sort of stuff, their horrid automated system assumedly took down the blog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:45:41 2015 No.13690354 >>13690336 Loen has a distinct style, like how .Less, Mari, Mono, Mithril, and the mysterious SketchAnon has

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:48:27 2015 No.13690361 >>13690346 Does whatsherface plan on putting it back up or is it donezo?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:49:02 2015 No.13690363

>>13690343
We could all relax in the tub together, slimegirl warming and bubbling herself up like a jacuzzi. Then I could sit against the rim, have kejourou sit in my lap, and spend a whole night braiding her hair.
And also maybe engage in three-way underwater sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:49:46 2015 No.13690367 File: 645 KB, 1920x1080, Loen Valkyrie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690354 Ann Frank could tell the difference between them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:50:26 2015 No.13690369 >>13690354 >>13690367 I just realized a trend here. How come a lot of out artists are L named or M named? ZN and Sketch are the only ones that don't

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:51:50 2015 No.13690370 >>13690369 Because none wanted N O or P.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:52:23 2015 No.13690372 >>13690363 never really saw the appeal of slime girls. You never want to kiss a girl after they blow you, but you'd be fine kissing a girl that your filthy ass soaked and jizzed in(shit would diffuse all through out that bitchs body).

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:55:18 2015 No.13690376

>>13690372
I feel like kissing a girl after she's blown you is a bit of an aquired taste. I mean, she's willing to take the whole load in her mouth just to make you happy, so why avoid kissing her? After all, it's your semen, so it's even less alien to your body than to hers.

And I imagine that slimegirls could just dissolve down any foreign matter into slime quickly enough, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:57:12 2015 No.13690384 File: 74 KB, 439x274, Shrimp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690376 >snowballing willingly Anon that's sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:59:34 2015 No.13690388 >>13690376 >Acquired taste No.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:00:15 2015 No.13690389

>>13690260
>Live in MGC
>Be married to Mindflayer waifu.
>She is a homemaker, staying at home to take care of such duties.
>This is because Prop 69 has discriminated against those who have powers of Extreme Mental Pollution.
>MFs are tier one category, and are chased down to have their capacity to do so removed, effectively lobotomizing them.
>Still, even with the chance you could get arrested, you hide her.
>You love your waifu, ever since you picked her up as a former Paladn, even though her kind has done the most heinous deeds.
>You remember the first date you took her on.
>Since you joined the military right after dropping out of HS, you have no degree.
>Be lowest rung on company ladder, even though you could do more, just to stay anonymous.
>Every day, the higher ups try to hit on you, and attempt to corner you from rape.
>Basic bitches love men in scars.
>Right after your shift, you work at your second job at Convenience store.
>It's a lot better; at least the only ones hitting on you are the customers.
>After that, you haul ass to night college.
>You're trying to double major in order to get your money's worth from college.
>Even as your mind starts to shut down, you keep on.
>Doitforher.jpg
>It's 1:00 Am when you get home.
>Everything is dark.
>Except for your house.
>Waifu is right there as you open the door, with the brightest smile on her face.
>You guys hearken back to your newlywed days.
>"Welcome home, Anon. Would you like to eat dinner, a bath, or perhaps... /me/?"
>Sometimes you accept.
>Most times, it's just bath and a home-cooked meal.
>You tell her about your day, and she just smiles as though you are the whole world to her.
>Work starts in three hours; time for bed.
>"Very well then, my love. Sleep, and I shall care for you."
>The studio apartment is small, and there is only room for a fold out futon.
>You turn off the lights, and the light is replaced by the twinkling cityscape in the distance.
>"/Sleep, and rest well.../"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:00:34 2015 No.13690390 >>13690384 Well, not snowballing, but if it's just getting a small amount of the mouth after a kiss, that can be played off. Actually deeply kissing while semen's still in her mouth, though? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:00:44 2015 No.13690391 >>13690376 I wouldn't wanna shove my dick into anything that can dissolve shit really quickly, but I think I'm thinking too much on shit that can be explained by MAMONO MAGIC

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:00:50 2015 No.13690393 File: 121 KB, 300x168, NOPE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690376

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:01:42 2015 No.13690399 >>13690376 So fucking what? You'd eat her out so it evens out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:02:03 2015 No.13690400 >>13690376 If she swallowed it and there isn't any on her lips it's perfectly fine to kiss her afterwards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:13:13 2015 No.13690438 >>13690389 Ah a good ol' MGC story, haven't seen one of those in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:14:49 2015 No.13690441 Amateurs. This is why you cum down her throat, not in her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:15:43 2015 No.13690446 >>13690258 Yes but now we're dying a Slow death of Starvation and not the Quick Death of Magnitude 20 Earthquakes! Plus their bellies are so soft now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:17:17 2015 No.13690453 >>13690376 >>13690393 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:18:02 2015 No.13690456 >>13690446 >Your street will never be a demolished by a Wurm shaking her gigantic booty as she dances to the music on her i-pod.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:18:06 2015 No.13690457 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, 1432338182446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:20:25 2015 No.13690464 File: 272 KB, 800x950, Chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cheree..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690457 I like Kiki Poppins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:21:58 2015 No.13690467 >>13690457 Do you like janitor kikis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:22:30 2015 No.13690468 >>13690467 I don't hate them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:23:35 2015 No.13690471 >>13690456 >You'll never work at an ice cream shop and be visited by big butt Ipod wurm who asks for one of every flavor >You ask why >'Cause Guys like Big Butts and they Can Not Lie!'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:25:32 2015 No.13690475 >>13690457 BUSINESS KIKI BUSINESS KIKI BUSINESS KIKI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:25:38 2015 No.13690476 >>13690457 It'd be pretty gay if you didn't'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:26:39 2015 No.13690477 >>13690471 But if you get visited by Ipod Wurm the ice cream shop will cease to exist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:26:41 2015 No.13690478 >>13690471 >Can Not Lie Eva reference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:28:34 2015 No.13690481 >>13690478 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:29:17 2015 No.13690482 >>13690475 I want a girl with a smooth liquidation I want a girl with good dividends At Citibank we will meet accidentally We'll start to talk when she borrows my penis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:29:24 2015 No.13690483 >>13690478 You CANNOT be this white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:29:45 2015 No.13690484 >>13690477 But think about the glorious last moments Watch her belly, thighs and butt growing as she eats the entire stock! And the jiggle of her butt as she struggles to get through the door!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:29:49 2015 No.13690485 >>13690481 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:30:26 2015 No.13690487 >>13690471 But Wurms don't have butts.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:31:41 2015 No.13690489
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>>13632208
Maid type: Lizardman
Name: Kiwi
Personality: Energetic, enthusiastic, proud and intelligent
Statement: “Look Master, it’s finished! I promise it won’t blow a crater in your backyard this time!”
Notes: Maid requires additional space to practice her hobby.
Warning: MGC Maid Central is not responsible for any structural or otherwise collateral damage caused by the maid during and outside of her duties while under contract.

Kiwi has been acquainted with MGC Maid Central from a young age, but did not become part of MGC Maid Central until after her funds ran out due to her rather expensive “hobby” and a large amount of fines due to damage of property. Kiwi proved to be a rather difficult maid to train, encountering several difficulties including the destruction of two maid training rooms. Kiwi however still managed to successfully finish her final maid exam at the age of 22, and can now call herself a proper maid.

Unfortunately our Kikimora interviewer was severely distressed upon seeing Kiwi, calling her a “nutcase”, screaming various other profanities and proclaiming the end of MGC Maid Central before collapsing. For this reason we had a young Wurm maid perform the description instead, as the usual Kikimora interviewer is currently receiving extensive headpat therapy.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:32:11 2015 No.13690492 >>13690478 >>13690483 I'm cracking up, holy shit.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:32:42 2015 No.13690493

>>13690489
[Profile continued]

“Kiwi isn’t a very big girl but has a long green tail.” Pondering for a moment and looking down and over her shoulder the young Wurm continues. “But my tail is much bigger and longer, and I’ve got bigger mounds on my chest than her too!” The young Wurm happily exclaims at the microphone, bopping up and down. “I have seen Kiwi walk around in really cool pew-pew costumes, I want one too!” The young Wurm says as she makes a shooting motion at the camera. “And Kiwi is very smart and nice too! Kiwi fixed my radio when it broke and I got sad and even pet me on my head! Kiwi told me that I would be as smart as her once I grow up!” The young and excited Wurm adds before being distracted by a young butler in training passing by the door, causing her to leave the area in great haste while exclaiming “Cute! Hug hug hug!”

As a maid Kiwi has a rather varying performance. When not using any of her “tools” her performance is average, as she will properly and without issue perform her duties in the residence. Her eagerness to socialize with her Master will not impede this performance. However, Kiwi has a rather unusual hobby involving the use and tinkering with objects that are both of technological and magical nature.

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Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:33:44 2015 No.13690497

>>13690493
[Profile continued]

This equipment also known as Magitek, is highly illegal outside MGC and requires a specific permit inside MGC to allow their ownership and use. These permits however have no expiration date and are bound to families instead of individuals. For this reason Kiwi received her personal permission at a young age from her grandmother, alongside a rather large collection of Magitek equipment. Over time Kiki build grew interested in experimenting and tinkering with her collection of Magitek equipment. She in addition started collecting additional pieces of equipment, while dissembling old and according to Kiwi “outdated” equipment. Kiwi furthermore does not shy away from “upgrading” other pieces and making entirely new equipment from the scratch.

Kiwi has made different kinds of Magitek equipment to aid her maid duties. The most notable being a pair of “Dust Destroyers” or as Kiwi prefers to call them “Double D’s”. Kiwi prefers to carry these Dust Destroyers in the two holsters she has placed around her waist. Kiwi’s performance when using any these tools however strongly varies. The Dust Destroyers have reported to indeed clear all dust in a room, alongside having the unintended effect of putting the room on fire. Kiwi after declaring this effect to be the result of a miss calibration and easily solvable opted to keep trying. She however was kindly requested to revert to more “classical” working methods after putting a second training room on fire. For this reason MGC Maid Central recommends a future Master to either prevent or practice the utmost care when being suggested by Kiwi to use any of her tools to perform her duties.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:34:13 2015 No.13690498 >>13690487 See >>13688471

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:34:45 2015 No.13690499

>>13690497
[Profile continued]

When not performing any duties, Kiwi prefers to tinker with her collection of Magitek equipment. MGC Maid Central recommends her future Master to reserve a proper amount of space for Kiwi to work with, allowing her to properly work on her hobby. A proper amount of space will also reduce any risks of potential fire hazards in the residence. Aside from tinkering, Kiwi also enjoys testing and experimenting with her collection. This is usually done at a firing-range, and often involves large flashes, loud sounds and explosions. Kiwi further mentioned that she prefers to end a day of testing in a couch reading a nice book or watching some television together with a cute heat source.
Kiwi has lastly stated that she would feel honored if her future Master would request her to teach him the tricks of her trade, and will gladly do so.

MGC Maid Central recommends Kiwi to a brave Master who enjoys a clever maid that enjoys using various tools to do the job. This future Master should be in the possession of a good house-insurance and should be tolerant for a maid that enjoys experimenting with new ways to perform her duties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:36:10 2015 No.13690502 >>13690498 that's a rump, not a butt. They are different

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:37:13 2015 No.13690508 >>13690489 >>13690493 >>13690497 >>13690499 Damn. That guy is pretty lucky. Looking forward to mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:37:44 2015 No.13690509 >>13690502 They don't look so different when they're submerged in layers and layers of semen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:37:50 2015 No.13690510 File: 245 KB, 1000x1000, 1435185470018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish spikes rain down upon each and every one of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:37:52 2015 No.13690511 >>13690489 >>13690493 >>13690497 >>13690499 Very good. >we had a young Wurm maid perform the description instead She did...ok, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:37:59 2015 No.13690512 >>13690457 >>13690464 All Kikis are olev... >>13690482 Member FDIC Free Dickings in Closet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:39:45 2015 No.13690515 >>13690510 I want to pet the spikes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:39:58 2015 No.13690517 >>13690510 You too. I hope your spike is warm and soft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:40:34 2015 No.13690520 >>13690510 a beautiful death

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:40:59 2015 No.13690521

>>13690389
>>13690438

>>13690389
>She doesn't sleep initally, though you'd never know.
>Instead, with a touch gentler than her kind would normally never know, she slip her tentacles into your ears.
>It took much time and experimenting to figure out the proper combination of mental manipulation, so she wouldn't corrupt you with her demonic energy, as well as the right commands for initiating REM sleep immediately, but for you, Anon, she did it.
>And so you dream...
>She removes the night terrors that you used to get, and replaces them with happy memories of the past, present, and perhaps the future.
>Your favorite is the time when you went on your honeymoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idipMrfAZHk

>You were fresh out of service; your hair was still in its high-and-tight, and your ass still hurt from the flight.
>As you said bye to your mates, your wife was pressed upon your right, hard, in fact.
>It was only three days ago since the captain wedded you two, with the few friends you had as the guests.
>You began to miss her natural skin tone, since she was currently disguised as a human.
>People still didn't take too kind to her kind around these parts.
>You thank the Gods that the Dark Elf didn't screw you over when you bought the Glamour from her.
>She was nervous, really nervous.
>"I-I'll be fine, Anon, don't you worry!" She says, noticing your worry.
>It's so cute, you just want to kiss her all over.
>Now what to do...
>Fuck it, you and her are going to not give a damn for once.
>You rush over to the rental car station, with her in tow, holding on to your hand.
>You get the nicest one they had; a cherry-red convertible.
>"Get in. We're going on an adventure!"
>"Are you sure- AH!"
>You pull her in, and drive off into the sunset.
>She reverted back into her true, beautiful, purple form.
>She was at least ten years younger, but her smile made any old guy like yourself feel the same youth as she did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:44:27 2015 No.13690531 need waifu so we can give eachother handjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:48:23 2015 No.13690544 Don't know if it got mentioned, but there was a new? harpy doujin put up today. Was pretty cute. Usual place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:53:17 2015 No.13690558 Fluffy Persian WereCat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:54:36 2015 No.13690562 >>13690558 >persian remove kebab

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:58:59 2015 No.13690575 Wurm in a sexy pose, naked, with gummy sharks censoring her naughty bits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:00:29 2015 No.13690578 >>13690544 >equipment like pens and cutlery can be made with a strap for a harpy to put her thumbclaw thingy into I like this idea. Monstergirl adaptation has always been something that's appealed to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:01:23 2015 No.13690582 >>13690575 Aren't many MGs naturally naked?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:01:46 2015 No.13690583
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>>13690489
>>13690493
>>13690497
>>13690499
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:02:27 2015 No.13690588 >>13690575 Wurms seems the type to get too hungry or horny if attempting that. Before you know it she's eaten the gummy sharks and will try force you into babymaking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:02:55 2015 No.13690592 >>13690582 Everyone is naturally naked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:03:57 2015 No.13690593 >>13690588 She has Gummy Shark Ice Cream to keep her from eating off the ones covering her lewdness while anon takes pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:04:24 2015 No.13690595 >>13690478 I'm pale as death, and I'M not this white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:05:11 2015 No.13690598 >>13690593 Does such an ice cream flavor exist? I want it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:05:28 2015 No.13690599 >>13690592 But clothes make things cute and sexy. If everyone was naked all the time, it'd be boring. Clothes bring some excitment and variety into the mix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:06:08 2015 No.13690601 >>13690598 I saw a pic of one on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:06:09 2015 No.13690602 >No oni to cuddle you as you process 3/4ths of a a vodka bittle >She's won't be there to silence her girlfriends gawking at you for being such a lightweight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:06:19 2015 No.13690605 >>13690599 If everyone was naked all the time I'd never leave my room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:07:07 2015 No.13690608 >>13690583 doing God's work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:07:22 2015 No.13690610 File: 331 KB, 675x900, d88b028dd3ecab2066b917ce51ffe418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690599 You. You are mi negro till we die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:08:25 2015 No.13690612 >>13690605 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:10:48 2015 No.13690617 >>13690583 Remember to take breaks! You keep on trucking with these but don't forget to stay healthy and replenish your energy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:11:49 2015 No.13690620 >>13690602 >No oni to keep you from being taken advantage of while you're vulnerable. >>13690592 Shut up Shin, you fucking asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:12:39 2015 No.13690623 >>13690612 Because naked people are fucking gross, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:13:02 2015 No.13690624 >>13690602 >>13690620 >sitting in her lap while her large assets press against your back >your head resting against her neck and shoulder >she rubs you gently, her hot breath ticklish as she murmurs sweet nothings into your ear >tfw no Oni

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:13:20 2015 No.13690626 >>13690510 >Spikes falling from the sky Wouldn't the fall severely wound or outright kill most of them? The fuck is wrong with you man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:14:52 2015 No.13690629 >>13690626 Anon all MGs have the skill Ignore height learned from birth. With it they can do impossible vertical leaps and be immune to fall damage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:15:22 2015 No.13690630 >>13690623 Only ugly ones.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:15:32 2015 No.13690631
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>>13690511
MGC Maid Central has passed on your commendation in the form of a single headpat for the young Wurm.

Her response was ecstatic when receiving the headpat, causing her to jump up and down asking for more. She however gave really sad "puppy eyes" when denied further rewarding headpats as your reward was not positive enough.

>>13690608
Thank you anon. I appreciate your support.

>>13690617
Will do anon. But I don't want to let everyone wait for too long either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:15:32 2015 No.13690632 >>13690599 I disagree. I've never had a problem walking around, or with others walking around, without clothes, and I sure as fuck don't wear any when I'm home. I find nothing about them attractive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:15:53 2015 No.13690635 >>13690629 What the shit? Who the fuck do they think they are, Doomguy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:16:40 2015 No.13690637 >>13690635 No, they're Dragoons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:16:56 2015 No.13690639 >>13690626 A wizard did it. He cast Spikestorm and also featherfall on all of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:17:08 2015 No.13690641 >>13690626 They're all falling at such a trajectory that they'll all land in their anons' arms unharmed. And in the rare event that one might be armless, she'll shoot fire out of her eyes like repulsor blasts to slow her descent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:17:49 2015 No.13690645 >>13690639 Truly Wizards are a force to be feared.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:18:22 2015 No.13690648

>>13690624
>No oni gf whose gains to admire
>Nor squeeze tightly while caressing her cheek and telling her how happy she makes you feel, how special she is to you
>TFW you won't see her madly blushing and kneeling to kiss you face to face when she calls you a mushy fool
Her fool

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:20:19 2015 No.13690653 >>13690632 I don't have a problem with it, but I think clothes can add a bit of zest to matters. It's like a contrast, making nudity all the more special. What about lingerie, though? Or garterbelts? Those do anything for you? How about babydolls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:22:07 2015 No.13690659 >>13690637 Fuck you for that. I didn't think somebody would make that reference but you fucking did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:24:19 2015 No.13690663 File: 363 KB, 967x1400, With clothing it's sexy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690653

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:26:34 2015 No.13690668 >>13690663 She has a point, but it's kind of a double edged sword.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:26:48 2015 No.13690669 Would you have a problem with your waifu being mixed? Like, her grandmother and mother were different species and she's a hybrid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:27:24 2015 No.13690671 >>13690668 How so?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:27:44 2015 No.13690673 >>13690669 Why would I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:27:53 2015 No.13690675 >>13690653 Nah, none of it does much of anything for me at all. Maybe it's because I prefer nudity as a whole though, and only see any form of clothes as an inconvenience outside of winter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:28:06 2015 No.13690678 >>13690663 She is going to be thoroughly molested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:28:24 2015 No.13690680 >>13690669 Why should I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:29:08 2015 No.13690683 >>13690493 >all that wurm muh heart. too cute. Good job, kid. >>13690631 I demand that this young wurm be given more head pats immediately. I have even sent your facilities a soft cloth with my hand scent on it to simulate the approval of a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:29:25 2015 No.13690684 >>13690673 >>13690680 >>13690680 Because Muh purity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:30:15 2015 No.13690686 >>13690669 mixed monster girl sounds fun and I would like to see it expanded on more but I'm afraid if more people posted it it might flare up someone's autism because it's not part of their head canon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:31:12 2015 No.13690691 >>13690686 It shouldn't flare up their autism if they remember that not everything is MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:33:31 2015 No.13690699 >>13690671 Clothing leaves space for imagination about what's underneath them, but then again, the goods might not live up to the expectations when uncovered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:34:17 2015 No.13690700 >>13690699 True true. Some people also have no imagination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:40:03 2015 No.13690707 >>13690510 Could it be... the K'sharra? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFEhtHrQVeo&feature=youtu.be&t=8m&ab_channel=Daevas88

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:42:38 2015 No.13690717 >>13690367 I want to travel with a valkyrie slaying demons and monsters and eventually getting close to her! I want to be with a valkyrie to be her one and only! She's cute I want to grow old with her and have a family!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:52:05 2015 No.13690735 I want to write a letter to a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:59:38 2015 No.13690754 >>13690735 You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:01:16 2015 No.13690758 >>13690735 I want to be pen pals with a monster girl and share stories of school and life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:01:24 2015 No.13690759 >>13690735 Well, I mean, you could do that right now and it would still probably have the same chance of getting to them as if they were real. Can't imagine the system being too efficient in a MG world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:01:40 2015 No.13690761 >>13690735 >Dear [insert MG here], I like your butt. >-Anon Seems easy enough.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:02:12 2015 No.13690762

>Try to play D&D with a bunch of monster girls
>They keep confusing the D&D monsters with monster girls and try to act friendly at the worst times
>despite the DM's grotesque and detailed descriptions
>Apophis player keeps making 'shota' characters so she can get the monsters to take advantage of them, but they keep dying because of this
>Cyclops player who constantly tries to ERP with Apophis's characters because she's playing a gay bara
>The DM thankfully shuts her down
>Wurm player who made a cleric that's a mix of a bunch of different races because she thought it was cool
>Said mixed breed characters actually comes out with negative stat modifiers
>Despite all of this the group manages to slay an ancient and mighty dragon
>The Wurm cries

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:03:49 2015 No.13690770 >>13690761 >Ha. Ha. Very funny. >-Lamia

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:04:01 2015 No.13690772 >>13690758 I wrote a story like that once. It was...different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:05:24 2015 No.13690774 >>13690772 I think it could be interesting. Depending on how it was handled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:05:29 2015 No.13690775 >>13690759 If it's MGE it would be simple using human infrastructure provided the address is somewhere not overtly Demon Realm. Same for MGC too since the insanity of monsters is contained in that place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:05:57 2015 No.13690777 >>13690770 >Art thou mad? >-Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:07:03 2015 No.13690780 >>13690761 >>13690770 >>13690777 It would be the slowest trolling ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:08:22 2015 No.13690784 >>13690762 Well, seeing as making the DM regret that he ever invited you in the first place is one of the hallmarks of a great DnD session, I think they're doing pretty well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:08:59 2015 No.13690785 >>13690762 >Monster girls keep trying to make anons enter their magical realm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:11:09 2015 No.13690794 >>13690735 I want to give tactical advice to a Monstergirl so she can properly husbando the man she fell for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:11:48 2015 No.13690796 >>13690794 Cupid please

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:15:02 2015 No.13690806 >>13690762 Jeez, wurms rival cyclops in their crybabyness

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:15:12 2015 No.13690807 >>13690796 What? Can't I be a bro to people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:16:53 2015 No.13690812 >>13690806 But still don't come close to Wyverns

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:17:30 2015 No.13690813 >>13690807 But only a cupid would call being a matchmaker: "tactical advice"!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:17:39 2015 No.13690814 File: 83 KB, 368x323, hellhoundabest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Hellhound to dominate me until I act like a proper master.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:17:52 2015 No.13690815 I want a Wurm with a earth-shaking booty to ride around on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:18:30 2015 No.13690817 >>13690785 Druella wants mankind to enter her mother's magical realm I think we have a

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:18:36 2015 No.13690818 >>13690814 You want her to dom you so hard you turn into a dom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:19:06 2015 No.13690819 >>13690813 What if I maybe kinda sorta borrowed that term from them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:19:16 2015 No.13690821 File: 280 KB, 655x478, sheseesyouricecreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690818 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:19:55 2015 No.13690822 >>13690819 >Kinda >sorta >"Borrowed" Alright, Cupi, whatever you say

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:21:09 2015 No.13690827 >>13690583 Kikimora interviewer a qt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:21:21 2015 No.13690828 >>13690821 I want to extinguish a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:21:28 2015 No.13690829 >>13690814 That's alot of chest hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:21:28 2015 No.13690830 >>13690814 Is...Is that even a thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:22:07 2015 No.13690833 File: 198 KB, 460x817, 1435191727397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690814 >Master, you thought you were being dommed by a hellhound, but it was me your meido Kiki! Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:22:27 2015 No.13690836 >>13690821 You'll only get to turn into an emotional trainwreck, unless she does it carefully enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:23:15 2015 No.13690841 >>13690836 >unless she does it carefully enough I'm pretty sure "careful" is not something they do very well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:23:41 2015 No.13690845 >>13690828 >keep dousing Hellhound with water >receive sauna

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:23:43 2015 No.13690846 >>13690833 >Turning a man's monstergirl into a different monstergirl Yo, not cool man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:23:54 2015 No.13690848 >>13690814 >implying Hellhounds want a dom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:24:42 2015 No.13690851 >>13690848 They just want to drag you and your pawn around while spewing fire everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:24:43 2015 No.13690852 >>13690833 >It was me Master, it was me all along! Son of a bitch!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:24:58 2015 No.13690854 >>13690833 "Oh okay, just remember to clean everything when you finish." "Clean me with your mouth that is."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:25:57 2015 No.13690856 >>13690841 Only overtly aggressive rapist who is said to not break pelvises in her profile. You can almost say it's her thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:26:18 2015 No.13690858 >>13690848 Huh, weird thought. What if hellhounds prefer dom anons because they propose a bigger challenge and their resistance makes them hornier?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:27:03 2015 No.13690860 File: 267 KB, 1000x2000, 015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >My little Hellhound can't be this submissive! Guess I'ma have to get back to writefagging...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:27:18 2015 No.13690862 >>13690833 >"Haha! Joke's on you! I'm not your master at all! I'm his twin brother!" >"Haha! Joke's on you! I'm not your brother's maid at all! I'm her twin sister!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:28:01 2015 No.13690864 >>13690815 >Ground shakes whenever she does anything Sounds awful. Hope you have good home-owners insurance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:28:05 2015 No.13690865 File: 234 KB, 512x384, 1435192085151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690858 Well, there's no fun in catching easy prey. >>13690833 >>13690852 >

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:28:14 2015 No.13690867 >>13690862 >"Haha! Joke's on you! It's not me at all! It's a hologram!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:28:30 2015 No.13690868 File: 697 KB, 1000x1307, 1435192110421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690862 "Can we just have normal sex for once?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:29:09 2015 No.13690870 >>13690858 Probably, would be fun to turn into a sub.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:29:21 2015 No.13690872

>>13690858
I don't know about prefer but they definitely are up to the challenge.

>For example, even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:29:27 2015 No.13690873 >>13690868 She looks to petite and vunerable to hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:30:10 2015 No.13690874 >>13690865 Kiki McMahon when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:30:18 2015 No.13690875 File: 219 KB, 900x584, Wurmceptionist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690860 I should too, but it's fucking scorching.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:30:32 2015 No.13690876 What if all cyclops weren't actual cyclops? What if eye-clit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:30:41 2015 No.13690877 >>13690872 >>13690870 What if he refuses to become a sub? What if he manages to turn the tables on her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:31:30 2015 No.13690882 >>13690872 >not loving him the way he is For shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:31:45 2015 No.13690883 >>13690877 Won't happen unless he's a Gary Stu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:31:54 2015 No.13690885 >>13690873 >hugging monoeyes Your friendly neighborhood Gazer would approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:32:23 2015 No.13690887 >>13690872 Monstergirls can't win against the D. etc etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:33:01 2015 No.13690891 >>13690883 Please, he's not getting tortured. Why would he turn into a sub from sex alone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:33:19 2015 No.13690892 >>13690883 But Anon, aren't hellhounds, if not all monstergirls, mary sues by default as well? Wouldn't making him a gary stu put him on equal ground?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:33:45 2015 No.13690893 >>13690891 Demonic Energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:34:10 2015 No.13690894 File: 114 KB, 512x512, 1418836406607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690868 >Have normal sex for once Baby, i'm going to put all my love into you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:34:10 2015 No.13690895 >>13690882 Hey, can't blame her for wanting to do what a few anons want to do to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:34:12 2015 No.13690896 >>13690892 Only the Baphomets are mary sues.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:35:06 2015 No.13690901 >>13690896 Then Hellhounds can be bested, yes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:35:57 2015 No.13690902 >>13690901 I sense a disturbance

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:36:07 2015 No.13690903 >>13690883 >>13690893 Magic is lotsa bullshit. >>13690896 You're forgetting KC's favorite monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:36:11 2015 No.13690904 >>13690901 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:36:15 2015 No.13690905 >>13690893 I should've known...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:36:23 2015 No.13690906 >>13690901 Bested? Yes. Forced to submit and be submissive? Unlikely unless you're above the gods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:36:41 2015 No.13690907 >>13690904 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:37:16 2015 No.13690908 >>13690895 Of course I can, watch: You're a bad doggy and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:37:24 2015 No.13690911 >>13690903 Anon, that IS his favorite. What the hell are you smoking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:38:06 2015 No.13690912 >>13690911 I fucked up. Fuckfuckfuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:38:18 2015 No.13690913 >>13690906 The gods are a bunch of wimpy chicks anyway, so that's not too difficult.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:38:27 2015 No.13690914

>>13690877
The former might be a matter of the time. The latter depends on what you mean.

>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."

You could probably keep her in a state of submission with restraints and stuff but to change her mentality permanently you'd need mindflayers or something.

Otherwise she'll always want to become a dom again. That seems to be the idea. Like a wild animal that is never truly tame and will snap when given the chance.

>>13690891
Well she's a schemer so who knows what she'd do to break him in.

Could employ drugs, level drain, might overpower him physically if he's a caster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:39:01 2015 No.13690918 >>13690891 You could also say that the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:39:06 2015 No.13690919 >>13690912 Look at him! Look at him and laugh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:39:13 2015 No.13690920 >>13690907 Because that's their entire gimmick. If they didn't have that they're just a Werewolf on fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:39:22 2015 No.13690921 >>13690914 >level drain Literally worse than hitler. Purge now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:39:29 2015 No.13690922 >>13690877 She will enjoy that too, and they will live a happy life together constantly competing for the top. >>13690883 Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:39:56 2015 No.13690925 >>13690896 Meanwhile Holsts can't have their breasts shrunk even by magic. Holst tits are the real mary sues.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:40:19 2015 No.13690927 >>13690921 That probably won't happen though. Since MAMONO MANA and turning to an Incubus, all that jazz.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:40:31 2015 No.13690930 >>13690918 You could, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:41:06 2015 No.13690932 Mindbreak is fucking scary, man. Why can't you love monster girls for who they are? (and why can't monster girls love men for who they are, too?) >>13690922 >they will live a happy life together constantly competing for the top That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:41:10 2015 No.13690934 >>13690925 It's ingrained into their nature to have large teetees. No heavenly force or the Alpha and Omega can change that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:41:33 2015 No.13690935 >>13690927 Nobody takes a single level of mine. NOBODY, DO YOU HEAR ME?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:41:33 2015 No.13690936 >>13690901 >>13690904 Both of you fuck off please, we already did this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:42:01 2015 No.13690937 >>13690913 They're gods, anon. Wimpy and god don't go together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:42:02 2015 No.13690938 Can we change the subject of the discussion before it's too late please

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:42:53 2015 No.13690939 >>13690938 Never been a fan of any kind of ___dom. >>13690921 >>13690927 >>13690935 It's as bad as stealing your opponent's stars when playing Mario Party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:43:12 2015 No.13690940 >>13690922 >they will live a happy life together constantly competing for the top. That's pretty hot

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:43:27 2015 No.13690941

>>13690914
>>13690922

>Can be controlled but never lose their dom mentality, and can counterattack when given the chance
Well, that sounds balanced enough.

>>13690920
>that's their entire gimmick.
What is? Being unbeatable? The profile says they can if you're skilled enough, just not permanently.

>>13690936
I was just asking a question.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:43:55 2015 No.13690943 File: 973 KB, 1920x1080, MGK Wurm trapped in revolving door.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690938 M'kay. I want to woo MGK's Echidna teacher and pat Wurm on the head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:44:13 2015 No.13690945 >>13690939 >Stealing stars in Mario Party The true scum of the cosmos Especially if they steal a star from someone that barely has any, let alone ALL their stars

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:44:36 2015 No.13690948 >>13690894 But if you do that little monoeyes will come out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:44:52 2015 No.13690950 >>13690939 >It's as bad as stealing your opponent's stars when playing Mario Party. The truest evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:45:33 2015 No.13690954 >>13690948 That's fine by me. AFAIK i'm the only monoeye lover in the thread anyway.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:46:41 2015 No.13690958
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>>13690945
>Playing Mario party with Wyvern
>Steal her stars
>Steal her coins
>Beat her in every mini game
>Steal any pity stars she's given by the game
>Her tears are more lovely than the finest wine

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:47:09 2015 No.13690959 >>13690954 Monoeyes are fucking cute, mang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:47:43 2015 No.13690961 >>13690941 >The profile says they can if you're skilled enough, just not permanently. >I was just asking a question. Why are you asking if you already know the answer? To stir shit up? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:47:48 2015 No.13690962 >>13690937 Let them prove it then. Come at me, gods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:47:49 2015 No.13690963 >>13690958 But she can't even play with no hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:48:31 2015 No.13690965 >>13690963 Telekinesis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:48:44 2015 No.13690968 >>13690943 I want to tickle her while she's trapped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:48:59 2015 No.13690969 File: 168 KB, 982x1080, For Loving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690954 >i'm the only monoeye lover in the thread anyway. Excuse me sir, but I was loving monoeyes before it was cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:49:14 2015 No.13690970 >>13690962 They're fictional, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:49:23 2015 No.13690971 >>13690954 I like monoeyes, they're just not my favorites. Those big eyes would be perfect for intently staring into while whispering the most sickeningly syrupy sweet things to one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:49:49 2015 No.13690972 >>13690963 Makes it all the sweeter when I feed her ice cream and have cuddle sex with her later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:49:59 2015 No.13690973 File: 41 KB, 520x390, 1429669795419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690958 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:50:05 2015 No.13690974 >>13690961 I re-read it while we were discussing because didn't remember all the details. Also, you sound mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:50:11 2015 No.13690975 >>13690970 If they are so powerful why are they not real?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:50:42 2015 No.13690977 >>13690958 You are worse than Matango Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:50:51 2015 No.13690978 >>13690958 What a faggot you are

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:50:59 2015 No.13690979 >>13690970 That means I win by default.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:50:59 2015 No.13690980 >>13690954 They can be alright, especially if they have a big heart in their eye.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:51:34 2015 No.13690982 >>13690975 You can say the same thing about Saitama

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:52:10 2015 No.13690985 What happened to the KikiKhornas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:52:45 2015 No.13690986 >>13690979 Congratulations, ,now you can tame that Hellho- Oh wait, they are fictional too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:52:51 2015 No.13690987 >>13690979 It wouldn't. By not being real you can't challenge them, lose to them, or even win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:52:54 2015 No.13690988 >>13690860 I eagerly await to read it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:54:12 2015 No.13690989 >>13690974 I am. I've had to skim through that argument 50 fucking times so I get cranky when it looks like somebody is trying to start it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:54:53 2015 No.13690992 >>13690986 Another default victory for me. >>13690987 Of course it does. I showed up, they didn't. Not only are they not real, they're cowards too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:55:40 2015 No.13690995 >>13690986 Too low, man. Too low.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:56:17 2015 No.13690998 >>13690992 >they >they're You're not understanding the not-real thing are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:56:29 2015 No.13690999 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, Twj0RL9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690988 Enjoy the first part whilst I'm finishing out the week and not writefagging a godamn thing! http://pastebin.com/kwsTmaFW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:57:05 2015 No.13691001 >>13690998 Don't ruin this for me.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:57:42 2015 No.13691002

>>13690986
>>13690987
Not him but to prove a point I am officially challenging the Hellhound monstergirl species, or I guess one member of the species, to a sexual duel to once and for all settle who is better. If they're so powerful one of them will rip the space time continuum to break my pelvis. If not, then humanity wins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:59:11 2015 No.13691006 >>13691002 You're a brave man. I'm proud of you. Go show 'em who's boss!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:00:56 2015 No.13691007 >>13690999 Only going to uni to score? The fucking worst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:00:57 2015 No.13691008 >>13690893 DE works both ways, so she'd change for him as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:01:00 2015 No.13691009 >>13690958 The scum and villainy of the known galaxy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:01:18 2015 No.13691011 >>13690995 Yeah, I made myself sad too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:02:07 2015 No.13691013 >>13690999 Looks promising, I'll read the rest when I have time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:02:24 2015 No.13691014 >>13690992 Enjoy the imaginary fruits of your imaginary victory, I guess?

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:03:00 2015 No.13691016

>>13691002
Three things.

Profile Hellhounds aren't pelvis breakers.

This means I can challenge Madara Uchiha, and if he doesn't show up I am now stronger than Madara Uchiha. Maybe I'll challenge everyone in Marvel + DC. If they don't show up I'm stronger than all of them too.

You can't challenge fictional beings to a duel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:03:07 2015 No.13691017 >>13691011 Would...would you feel better if I called you a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:03:27 2015 No.13691018 So this is a thing http://raw.senmanga.com/Monster%27s-Kindergarten/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:03:35 2015 No.13691019 >>13690999 Are you really making a sub hellhound for real or the title is some type of bait? Cause I'm not going to read a sub hellhound

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:04:06 2015 No.13691021 >>13691011 In order to kill the captain you decided to sink the whole ship. >>13690999 Is it normal I hate it when their hands/feet are referred to as "paws"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:04:08 2015 No.13691022 >>13691014 Thanks friend, I shall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:04:08 2015 No.13691023 >>13691017 Yeah, I earned it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:04:13 2015 No.13691024 Given how monstergirls wouldn't stop pestering you until you were husbando'd, living in a world where they exist would be so much more of a hassle to cope with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:04:20 2015 No.13691025 >>13691016 >You can't challenge fictional beings to a duel. Well I just fucking did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:04:32 2015 No.13691026 >>13691019 It's not as far as I can. He just wanted a nerdy Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:04:55 2015 No.13691028 >>13691008 That's a load of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:05:30 2015 No.13691032 >>13691023 Well anon, you're a giant faggot. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:05:32 2015 No.13691033 >>13691028 Congrats, you figured out MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:05:49 2015 No.13691034 >>13691028 Oh really? Well, it's ye good ol' mamono mana for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:06:24 2015 No.13691035 >>13691008 So now both of them are subs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:06:24 2015 No.13691036 File: 361 KB, 1000x1000, chopper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691018 >MGK >The manga NO MY THING

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:06:33 2015 No.13691037 >>13691028 Are you accusing the manual of containing lies? This will not stand, sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:06:44 2015 No.13691038 >>13691008 But not her inborn instincts. Most of it is physical, and mental is bonding otherwise we get into MGU grimdark

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:07:54 2015 No.13691041 >>13691026 >nerdy Hellhound Would she use lines from Zipangunese porn comics during sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:08:00 2015 No.13691043 >>13691038 Then men wouldn't be mindbroken either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:08:02 2015 No.13691044 >>13691025 Nope. You made a claim that you did, but you didn't. Because fictional beings are not real. >>13690998

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:08:34 2015 No.13691045 File: 38 KB, 500x500, 1420847449056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691024 Join the paladins and git gud then you wouldent have to worry about any monsters pestering you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:09:05 2015 No.13691047 >>13691041 >Zipangunese porn comics Absolutely disgusting. >>>/zp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:09:25 2015 No.13691048 >>13691044 >Because fictional beings are not real. Oh yeah, well fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:09:49 2015 No.13691050 >>13691043 I don't think outright mindbreak was ever the point of this stuff, though it's a fine line. That's going to open up a whole other can of worms. The classic 'mindbreak, corruption, and other fun stuff' shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:09:57 2015 No.13691051 File: 138 KB, 566x800, Harpy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690999 good start, want more, thanks for hellhound here have a bird

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:10:00 2015 No.13691052 >>13691045 >wouldn't have to worry about any monsters pestering you. Tell me more, Mr. Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:10:08 2015 No.13691053 >>13690999 Interesting concept. I'll wait a while before I actually get into it though. >>13691018 Huh. Could be cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:10:14 2015 No.13691054 >>13691038 So then why would the guy change then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:10:43 2015 No.13691055 >>13690999 This is going to be complete shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:11:01 2015 No.13691056 >>13691021 Actually I went back and re-read since I linked it and I feel the same. I will fix that going forward. I also saw a few other quirks in my writing I'll work to remove. Thanks for the feedback.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:11:09 2015 No.13691057

>1000 post shitstorm because some asshole said he wanted to drink maledom tears
>Anons talk about this, seems most everyone wants to move on
>Thread is pretty chill, barring ss asshole
>No not that /ss/
>Dom kiki everywhere, no one says anything
>Sub hellhound is mentioned, out come the subs saying they don't want doms/can't be tamed, when it's clear it's possible
>Yeah, if you're a Gary Stu above the gods
>Cue fight

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:11:40 2015 No.13691058 >>13691054 I don't think they would. Not like that. I never made that claim. I don't think he'd change but that they'd grow to like it or something. Or it'd be an eternal struggle for top, which I think is better anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:12:17 2015 No.13691060 >>13691045 But paladins smell and they molest their squires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:12:26 2015 No.13691063 >>13691018 I can't find any translations. ;_; >>13691057 What fight are you talking about you dense fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:12:43 2015 No.13691064 >>13691057 It actually warmed my heart to see the discussion. I look forward to angering Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:12:49 2015 No.13691066 File: 478 KB, 965x685, 1404595074190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691052 Paladins have a natural aura that repels evil and monster girls are naturally evil so they are repelled its paladin science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:12:55 2015 No.13691067 >>13691057 I believe though it started with an anon wanting a nerdy hellhound, never said anything about it being sub, so people must of asumed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:12:59 2015 No.13691068 >>13691057 Cry more though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:13:11 2015 No.13691069 >>13691057 You're not wrong, but this isn't really helping. I mean, do you really expect the "majority" to behave?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:13:58 2015 No.13691070 >>13691057 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:14:56 2015 No.13691073 >>13691057 NICE greentexting about something that isn't actually happening. People are just playfully arguing. You sure you don't have autism or any other sort of social disorder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:15:32 2015 No.13691074 File: 306 KB, 1000x916, uni2011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're fighting again. Send in the oppai lolis!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:16:13 2015 No.13691077 >>13691074 What are they gonna do? 'Onni-chan' at me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:16:17 2015 No.13691078 >>13691057 Even if no one is fighting, his points are still true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:17:12 2015 No.13691082 >>13691057 People issuing tongue in cheek challenges to fictional creatures and discussing an MGE profile is not a fight. Stop being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:17:39 2015 No.13691084 >>13691063 Yeah, just ignore him. Wants to fling more shit, despite things being really calm at this point. I was wondering if people actually were going to start, but it seems most can't be bothered right now. Good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:17:40 2015 No.13691083 >>13691057 I'd kill myself if I were you right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:17:53 2015 No.13691085 >>13691057 >>13691078 It's funny how subs are more vocal and aggressive than doms when the slightest mention of sub [dom MG] emerges, even if they do the exact opposite with [sub MG].

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:19:03 2015 No.13691091 File: 690 KB, 900x1200, 4266842cf14c7aee518e3d9095fadf7d..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well all right let's talk about clumsy Gazers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:19:22 2015 No.13691093 >>13691085 But remember anon, they never start shit, ever. At least that's what they told me, they wouldn't lie, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:19:47 2015 No.13691094 >>13691066 That song started playing on my head. Great pic, made me laugh hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:19:49 2015 No.13691095 >>13691057 Gee thanks for starting up another shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:19:55 2015 No.13691096 >>13691091 Why are they so clumsy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:19:55 2015 No.13691097 >>13691070 You first. >>13691073 >>13691078 >>13691063 Read on down. >>13690814

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:21:49 2015 No.13691105 >>13691085 Shhhh dont shake their hugebox anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:23:34 2015 No.13691112 File: 14 KB, 184x184, ec0a80a4c47045493c25b50b45f2b327b93c39df_full.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691105 >hugebox

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:23:41 2015 No.13691113 File: 87 KB, 300x300, 1425112295629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691097 I still don't see that "fight" you're talking about, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:23:59 2015 No.13691114 >>13691036 How does NTR taste, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:24:20 2015 No.13691116 I want to wrap a loli wurm around my neck like a scarf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:25:14 2015 No.13691118 >>13691097 Not seeing it. Must be all in your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:25:19 2015 No.13691119 >>13691093 For fuck's sake "start shit, ever" anon. You do realize the guy going on about maledom tears is also the guy who will rile up femdoms right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:25:34 2015 No.13691120 >>13691114 It's not NTR, but it still stings. >>13691116 I want to do the same, but with a Ryu. Would they high five each other if we walked by one another?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:25:56 2015 No.13691122 >>13691116 >loli wurm scarf >loli ushi fuzzy backpack What else can we have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:26:08 2015 No.13691124 >>13691096 Depth Perception is their nemesis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:26:09 2015 No.13691125 >>13691097 Hey... did you forget to take your pills?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:26:19 2015 No.13691126 >>13691120 Yes, yes they would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:26:59 2015 No.13691130 >>13691085 Yeah, instead doms will shit on femdom OC or say it's shit because it's not maledom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:27:33 2015 No.13691134 >>13691119 But that's one guy. Surely, he can't be all of the people sperging everytime. Unless he's really dedicated I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:28:40 2015 No.13691138 >>13691097 Paranoid as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:28:46 2015 No.13691139 >>13691130 >femdom OC So, 90% of OC? I think the thread would be very different if they did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:29:20 2015 No.13691143 >>13691085 The subs are aggressive autists and the doms are whiny bitches. Yes, it's ironic, but let's move on now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:29:20 2015 No.13691144 I guess it's sort of official now that it's two people at most pretending to be from both "sides" to cause shitstorms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:29:22 2015 No.13691145 >>13691126 I hope new guy draws it out. I really do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:30:59 2015 No.13691149 >>13691144 Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:31:04 2015 No.13691152 >>13691134 Well he doesn't do all the work. But anyone who randomly starts talking about maledom or femdom in a negative confrontational way is pretty much the same 1(or maybe 2) faggots. Once the shitflinging starts he sit back and watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:31:25 2015 No.13691153 >>13691113 >>13691118 Basically, no we can't have sub hellhound, but dom kiki? Hot dog! >>13690836 >>13690848 >>13690883 >>13690901 >>13690904 >>13690906 >>13690961 >>13690974 >>13691008 >>13691028

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:31:34 2015 No.13691155 >>13691116 You better watch yourself. One squeeze and you're dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:31:59 2015 No.13691157 >>13691145 I hope the new guy draw a nerdy hellhound Also Captcha thinks BEES are food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:32:37 2015 No.13691160 >>13691116 I want to do that with a Shirohebi!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:32:41 2015 No.13691162 >>13691153 Your actual autism is embarrassing to watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:32:49 2015 No.13691164 >>13691152 There's at least 2 of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:32:53 2015 No.13691165 >>13691152 That's bullshit, but I believe it. Somewhat at least, the numbers are still "in my favor", as it were.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:33:08 2015 No.13691167 >>13691122 Wear a loli Kraken as a hat. Wear a loli Yeti as a fanny pack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:33:11 2015 No.13691168 >>13691157 I can't imagine a nerdy Hellhound. >Catcha thinks a mouse in a hollowed out apple is food So that's what happened to Nyanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:33:11 2015 No.13691169 File: 152 KB, 850x981, 1435195991474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691153 >People are having a discussion so clearly people are arguing angrily Oh. Pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:35:18 2015 No.13691174 >>13691167 >Loli Kraken hat >Loli Yeti leg warmers with one for each leg >Wurm scarf >Ushi Oni backpack >Slime breast plate making a V smile >Twin loli Lamias for arm guards Ultimate paladin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:35:19 2015 No.13691175 >>13691169 I can't tell if she's unsurprised to see me looking at her naked form, or if she's a blushing kuudere who secretly wanted me to see her like this.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:35:22 2015 No.13691176

>>13691165
Really? It's that hard to believe?

You seriously don't think random negative posts about maledom isn't by one guy?

Or the guy going on about femdomfags and his heroanon comics isn't the same dude?

I remember when he got banned and his massive samefagging was revealed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:35:29 2015 No.13691178 >>13691167 Oh man. I didn't even think of the Kraken as a hat thing. That would be hilarious. I did think of loli Yeti as gloves, but a fanny pack would be amusing too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:36:12 2015 No.13691182 >>13691152 I used to do it (I swear I stopped already) and it's so fucking easy to start shit. Even posting something retarded you will have people defending you because you are a -fag like them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:36:59 2015 No.13691184 >>13691174 Would adventure with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:37:42 2015 No.13691185 >>13691176 >I remember when he got banned and his massive samefagging was revealed. Oh yeah, I recall that too. It was fucking hilarious seeing all those deleted posts where he was pretending to be like four different people.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:37:59 2015 No.13691187

>>13691050
>Mindbreak isn't part of this stuff
>Monsters forcibly raping men and overwriting their beliefs and reservations
>Aphrodisiacs everywhere to do away with resistance
>Sabbath
>Mindflayer
>The demonic energy every monster possesses

Really guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:38:10 2015 No.13691191 >>13691176 Jesus christ you're more paranoid than /pol/. I know for a fact there's multiple people on both sides, just because one samefag was outed doesn't mean he's the only one you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:38:18 2015 No.13691192 >>13691176 Yeah, but again, the numbers of people sperging supports my "subs complain the most" argument. Who started it is not really my concern.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:39:13 2015 No.13691195 >>13691162 Well meme'd. >>13691169 No.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:40:28 2015 No.13691201

>>13691191
I never said he was, just that he's the main instigator for things like

>I want to drink maledom tears
>why does KC pander to x-dom?
>etc etc etc

My post was to Scorekeeper-kun and reminding him that he's keeping score for one or two anons more than half of time in regards to starting shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:40:33 2015 No.13691202 >>13691195 Did you run out of bait already >>13691174 T-they aren't dead, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:40:42 2015 No.13691203 >>13691153 People are disagreeing without the whole thing devolving into shitflinging? Horrible, I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:40:51 2015 No.13691204 >>13691182 I used to be one of those people too, but I stopped around three months ago, now the only thing I do is lurk for most of the time I'm here and post every half hour or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:41:05 2015 No.13691206 >>13691176 Your getting everything mixed up Heroanon wasent the samefag he just made that comic that booty blast the femdom fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:41:27 2015 No.13691208 >>13691202 They're alive and spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:41:50 2015 No.13691210 >>13691202 Nah, the guy has an Echidna waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:41:57 2015 No.13691211 >>13691201 >kun Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:42:42 2015 No.13691213 >>13691206 I refuse to believe the actual Heroanon wasn't well-executed satire.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:42:57 2015 No.13691215

>>13691139
Maybe I need to read writefag's updating from their bins but if it's something like greentext then it can get pretty bad at times.

I'm talking about fags like >>13686802

and that one sperg who will start saying things like Mantiwhore a shit! while someone is doing a typical manticore story. And what's more he'll do it for every post in the story reply chain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:45:03 2015 No.13691218 >>13691202 >I don''t agree so it's bait. Whatever you say anon. It would actually make me happy if we could be chill most of the time. But my concern is appropriation of x girl with no reciprocation. >>13691203 It's getting hard to tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:46:03 2015 No.13691221 >>13691174 Reminds me of the "shape changing sword" from Paladin Mike.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:46:25 2015 No.13691223 >>13691218 >appropriation You must be joking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:46:32 2015 No.13691224 >>13691215 Right. So, can I also use the "it's just one guy" excuse? Or do I have to put more effort into it? Seriously though, we should've all learned to ignore people who shit on OC by now, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:46:45 2015 No.13691225 >how does your waifu deal with her uncontrollable dong cravings while you're at work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:46:54 2015 No.13691226 >>13691221 What's that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:47:26 2015 No.13691229 >>13691218 >It's getting hard to tell. Literal autism. >>13691225 My waifu isn't a semen demon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:47:44 2015 No.13691231 >>13691221 Oh god. That little wurm. He did such a good job with that story. Light hearted and entertaining. The best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:48:05 2015 No.13691232 >>13691218 >It's getting hard to tell You are either baiting or need to take a rest of these threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:48:53 2015 No.13691236 >>13691221 God that story was shit.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:51:44 2015 No.13691247

>>13691224
You know what? Yeah, you can.

I can always pinpoint one particular sperg with his posting style and triggers, and things get a lot better when he's not around.

Thing is these are the folks who just start the problems. It stops being one guy once the bait has been bitten by enough people and then it becomes opinion vs opinion or a threadwide tantrum on both sides.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:53:17 2015 No.13691251
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>>13691225
>Punching the sandbag over and over
>Going out into the woods to go hunting
>On especially bad days, coming to your place of work and dragging you home, with your boss giving you a stoic nod of understanding as you prepare to have your hips shattered

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:54:24 2015 No.13691257 >>13691187 Yes, really. I've written ad nauseam about my interpretation of it all, but I've grown too tired to discuss it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:54:36 2015 No.13691259 >>13691247 Well I'm glad we have enlightened individuals like you in this thread to show us poor uneducated people like us the truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:54:46 2015 No.13691260 I want a Vampire Girl to ask me how long I can move in Frozen Time and Respond with Indifference before defeating her because her haughty pissed me off!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:55:32 2015 No.13691263 >>13691223 Too strong a word? Then, I'm concerned about turning he girls i to one trick ponies. Like lizardman.being made into a bonnet tipper and laughingstock. Is that clearer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:56:21 2015 No.13691265 >>13691259 Yeah yeah, fuck you too. Your sarcasm isn't much help either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:56:27 2015 No.13691266 >>13691259 Sarcasm doesn't make you seem smarter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:56:46 2015 No.13691268 >>13691226 The guy's Wurm daughter. http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0 Read it if you like lighthearted silliness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:57:28 2015 No.13691270 >>13691257 Oh I know you. You're full of shit. That's my opinion, but yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:57:43 2015 No.13691273 >>13691266 Never said it would. Everyone needs a healthy dose of sarcasm at least once per day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:58:25 2015 No.13691277 >>13691273 This is like a Facebook post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:58:46 2015 No.13691281 >>13691247 >You know what? Yeah, you can. I can? Well, now I feel a bit stupid. Anyhow, as much as most of the OC doesn't appeal to me, I'm still glad it's here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:58:52 2015 No.13691282 >>13691277 You're like a Facebook post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:59:23 2015 No.13691285 >>13691263 *turning the girls into one trick ponies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:59:36 2015 No.13691286 >>13691260 Good luck friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:59:51 2015 No.13691288 File: 150 KB, 1000x1000, MGK with color.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691268 That's my bag, baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:00:28 2015 No.13691290 >>13691282 Your* >>13691251 >with your boss giving you a stoic nod of understanding Is your boss barely 21? What kind of management is that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:02:12 2015 No.13691293 >>13691290 >Is your boss barely 21? What kind of management is that What you didn't know is that we're a rogue band of young men trying to start a guild. You know, like in your favorite RPG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:02:38 2015 No.13691296 >>13691290 >What kind of management is that Management in a world with monster girls, now enjoy being raped by your wife as your bones crack and break.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:04:10 2015 No.13691301

>>13691270
Maybe you do? I think I posted a bit about it here but I haven't been here that long. Most of my discussion was a long time ago on /a/.

Mine doesn't absolve monstergirls of bad behavior, just that they go about it a lot differently. For someone who doesn't like such themes it's like splitting hairs anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:04:58 2015 No.13691304 >>13691296 That's a sure way for your company to go broke. Fucking monster girls thinking they can do whatever they want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:05:28 2015 No.13691305 File: 63 KB, 202x202, 1423812585906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Fun discussion about MGs >Some jackass comes in >Thread derailed Thanks Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:06:21 2015 No.13691309 >>13691251 >Jinko shows up at husbands workplace >just stares at him leaning in really close and chuffs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:07:24 2015 No.13691313 >>13691304 Too bad anon, that's how it works with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:08:29 2015 No.13691316 >>13691305 >>Fun discussion about MGs >Telling lies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:09:17 2015 No.13691321 >>13691316 Nice opinion. >>13691313 I-I don't think I like monster girls that much anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:11:23 2015 No.13691329 >>13691304 >>13691321 >>13691313 They're probably a Polychronistic society. Most western countries are Monochronistic. Which is probably part of why they're so successful and Africa is shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:11:29 2015 No.13691331 >>13691260 How about alternating your timestop powers with hers, and fucking her while she's frozen in time, then getting frozen in time and fucked by her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:12:32 2015 No.13691335 >>13691313 >>13691251 >>13691296 And thats why monsters will always live in the stone ages while humans surpass them in every single way imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:12:34 2015 No.13691336 >>13691331 How about you eat shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:14:06 2015 No.13691339 >>13691329 >>13691335 I remember when I went to Cuba, this taxi driver suddenly stopped and decided to take a break by going to a cafe. We left after waiting for almost one hour for him to finish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:14:49 2015 No.13691340 >>13691331 That's exactly what she wants besides kicking her ass would be much more satisfying and accomplish much more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:15:53 2015 No.13691342 >>13691336 Eating you would make him sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:16:29 2015 No.13691344 >>13691339 Why would you visit a third world shithole like cuba?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:18:39 2015 No.13691350 File: 192 KB, 1050x1050, 1_8_15_by_purrine-d8d62n8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691336 Why would you be saying such things?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:19:28 2015 No.13691352 >>13691335 That's why I don't like MGE. KC's monster girls are way too primal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:19:46 2015 No.13691353 File: 31 KB, 261x220, 3204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691344 sex tourism

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:20:26 2015 No.13691356 >>13691342 10/10 reply. Please kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:21:27 2015 No.13691357 >>13691350 Because I hate you. I hate you so fucking much I wish I could murder your waifu and shit in your computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:25:22 2015 No.13691364 >>13691357 But Anon. My waifu doesn't exist. And my computer's too thin for someone to consider shitting into it an easy task to carry out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:25:30 2015 No.13691365 File: 149 KB, 700x804, 1433988663201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691174 The ultimate Paladin needs no silly metal armor

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:25:47 2015 No.13691367

>>13691353
>Go to Africa for delicious brown khepris, anubi, pharaoh, salamanders and lamias
>Go to Europe for pale dullahans, wights, wisps
>Go to The Carribean for tanned lizardgirls, harpies and weresheep, sleeping in a hammock all day surrounded by fluffy

OH MY.

>that pic

BONER STOP!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:26:01 2015 No.13691368
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alright thread-shitters; you're getting forcibly husbando'd.

option 1: echidna with LeBron James's upper body
option 2: hellhound with sam elliot's voice
option 3: baphomet with steve buscemi's eyes
option 4: mystery box

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:26:08 2015 No.13691369 >>13691357 Even if your wish came true you'd still be a huge faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:26:58 2015 No.13691375 >>13691369 Not as much as you anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:27:16 2015 No.13691377 >>13691368 What's in the box

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:27:48 2015 No.13691381 >>13691368 the box, THE BOX

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:27:53 2015 No.13691382 >>13691365 A champion among champions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:28:09 2015 No.13691383 >>13691368 >baphomet The only acceptable choice everything else is literal shit tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:28:23 2015 No.13691384 >>13691368 How about no. Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:29:52 2015 No.13691387 >>13691377 Seeing the thread probably a Gilbert Gottfried Alp or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:30:41 2015 No.13691390 >>13691384 Well thank you for speaking my feelings. >>13691383 Remove Sabbath.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:32:34 2015 No.13691394
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>>13691377
>>13691381
>>13691384

>mystery box:

Ann Coulter centaur, complete with well, a penis would be too much, but there's balls down there at any rate.

>>13691387
gibert reads fifty shades of grey . webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:33:09 2015 No.13691399 >>13691350 That abdomen is so fat, I want to shrink her and squeeze it in both hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:33:40 2015 No.13691401 >>13691387 *trend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:34:44 2015 No.13691405 >>13691394 Would brush and ride, and not take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:35:47 2015 No.13691407 >>13691367 I wanna meet an Anubis Engineering Student abroad in Egypt and marry her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:37:39 2015 No.13691414 File: 498 KB, 1920x2160, Colored Anubis mecha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691407 You seem familiar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:38:42 2015 No.13691417 >>13691407 >Marrying a whore Hmm. I... Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:38:53 2015 No.13691418 >>13691405 You rapscallion!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:42:13 2015 No.13691420 >>13691417 He said Anubis, not succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:43:54 2015 No.13691423 >>13691420 Even a succubus would be purer then an engineering student anubis.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:46:17 2015 No.13691428

>>13691423
I did engineering in college. The ratio of male to female students was so heavily stacked to the former, there was maybe one female student to every forty males.
Anubisfucker has his work cut out for him, if he's going to win her exsaperated heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:46:28 2015 No.13691430 >>13691420 No, see it, it's just that I was thinking about prostitutes because of the post he replied to. >Succubus whore That's no way to talk about your mother anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:47:04 2015 No.13691433 I want to talk about how much I hate monster girls with a disguised Lilim who was curious about human only settlements!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:49:21 2015 No.13691438 >>13691433 You should talk with Druella.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:49:45 2015 No.13691440 >>13691428 >40vs1 gangbang >Fur matted by cum everywhere >By the time it's done, she's a patchwork of black and white Baby yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:49:48 2015 No.13691441 >>13691430 >spoiler Calling her a succuslut would be an insult to succusluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:50:26 2015 No.13691443 >>13691433 Sounds like a good plan to me you should really let her have an earful too dont hold back.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:51:42 2015 No.13691447

>>13691430
>>13691417
Just because the original post was talking about prostitutes, doesn't mean I was. Anubi were brought up. Therefore I spoke my thoughts.

>>13691414
So wonderful. And yes I'm blatantly obvious, what of it?

>>13691428
Well. That's rough goin's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:53:14 2015 No.13691454 >>13691441 Holy hell dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:53:25 2015 No.13691455 >>13691423 >>13691428 >Comparing monstergirls to 3DPD Hmm. I... Hmm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:53:30 2015 No.13691456 >>13691443 I will, I'll rant about how monster girls ruin lives and how our village barely survives thanks to them ruining the land with their demonic energy.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:55:02 2015 No.13691459

>>13691440
I shouldn't be getting turned on by such impure thoughts of the waifu. But just the thought itself of pearly white semen coating silky black hair, delicious brown skin and fluffy fur is kind of hot.

I want to cum literal buckets onto her while she sits in the bathtub and floats/bathes in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:55:09 2015 No.13691460 File: 624 KB, 2000x1444, WALKOFFFFFFFF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691116 >>13691120 >>13691126 Wurm-chan, she's so hot right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:55:20 2015 No.13691461 Would a succubutt feel offended if I called her a succubutt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:55:56 2015 No.13691464 >>13691455 Your right a monster girl would be even WORSE then 3DPD when it comes to dick. I mean shes SURROUNDED by young men who share the same interest as her she would be fucking the entire class and maybe even the teachers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:56:12 2015 No.13691467 >>13691456 You'd survive alright if you ate all the new produce. You only have your superstition to blame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:57:21 2015 No.13691471 >>13691460 >>13691460 Seriously who are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:57:30 2015 No.13691473 >>13691467 I've seen what it does to people, that's not something I want at all. I want monster girls to just go away so everything can be normal again!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:57:52 2015 No.13691474 >>13691460 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:58:13 2015 No.13691477 >>13691460 This is everything I dreamed of and more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:58:17 2015 No.13691478 >>13691456 Who knows anon your words might sway her into forsaking her monster ways and becoming a nun in the village.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:58:17 2015 No.13691479 >>13691460 How can one anon be so fucking B A S E D?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:58:54 2015 No.13691481 >>13691461 Would a Succubus feel offended if i calle her a most virtuous maiden?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:00:14 2015 No.13691485 >>13691464 Not guaranteed since they're just as to likely settle before sleeping around with everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:00:41 2015 No.13691486 >>13691459 Me too anon. Just try to keep yourself focused on just you and her. There are ways to achieve such feats without resorting to gangbanging and such.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:02:10 2015 No.13691490 >>13691485 >In college >Settling down holy shit you are one optimistic anon.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:03:05 2015 No.13691493

>>13691485
Indeed. And such are the thoughts I shall stick to.
Besides, chances are she'd be too busy studying to be fuckin' around like that.
Once all's said and done, she can grab her favorite study-buddy and fuck his brains out. And that's what I'd like to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:04:12 2015 No.13691495 >>13691490 Why not? They've got that whole bonding instinct and put value in settling down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:04:35 2015 No.13691496 File: 444 KB, 827x1168, 1409370067851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691485 "Virtuous maiden? You talkin' to me? You're so cuuuuuute! I'm gonna rape ya. Master plan, getting raped, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:05:32 2015 No.13691498 >>13691464 Apart from some slutty species I doubt most monstergirls would do that. They would probably have one fuck buddy and that's all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:05:57 2015 No.13691499 >>13691496 That bitch is getting purged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:07:16 2015 No.13691503 >>13691496 You get raped if you are polite, you get raped if you are a dick, you even get raped when you are getting raped. Is there a way to not get raped at all? I would be content if the only solution is being the one raping though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:08:26 2015 No.13691506 >>13691503 >Is there a way to not get raped at all? Cut off your cock and balls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:09:51 2015 No.13691509 >>13691460 Dudes be stylin'. Great work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:09:54 2015 No.13691510 >>13691506 Become friends with a paladin and have him watch your back like a true bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:10:16 2015 No.13691511 >>13691503 >Is there a way to not get raped at all? Get a monstergirl gf. Well maybe that won't stop the rape depending on the species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:10:37 2015 No.13691514 >>13691506 No Anon, alping is not the solution it isn't even the solution to anything.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:12:20 2015 No.13691516

>>13691461
>"Butt, you say?"
>Bends over, raising her skirt with one hand and smacking her bottom with the other, producing a slight jiggle
>"I'm very proud if my butt, I can crack concrete with this baby" she wiggles it vigorously from side to side with a smirk
>"Go ahead, feel"

http://imgur.com/ZRhQjwT

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:12:23 2015 No.13691517

>>13691503

To actually rape (like non-conset) would be easier said than done.

No matter how you go about sex with them they always get what they want. Being sexual vampires and all.

Like throwing fish guts to a shark. Even if you boop its nose it's still glad to have gotten food.

Wear condoms.

>>13691514
If MAMONO MANA is involved it would grow back eventually instead of leading to alping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:12:34 2015 No.13691519 >>13691503 according to KC you can just tell the monster NOPE and she wont rape you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:13:54 2015 No.13691523 >>13691516 >I can crack concrete with this baby Hah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:14:57 2015 No.13691526 >>13691519 That might work some of the time but I can't see it happening for monsters like Oomukade, Werebat, or monsters that might have you inside of them before you can say anything.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:15:29 2015 No.13691527

>>13691511
I wonder how a casanova would do in a MG world.

>Guy is a complete charmer and smooth talker
>Flirts with every MG he sees
>The lucky bastard somehow evades being husbando'd
>Everything changes when he meets that weird shirohebi from downtown
>Has to leave the city and change his identity
>Is never heard from again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:15:34 2015 No.13691528 >>13691506 >Cut off your cock and balls. >Mamono Mana grows it back bigger >Monsters are even more attracted to you now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:16:06 2015 No.13691530 >>13691460 Now imagining Zoolander with mini-girl based fashion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:16:16 2015 No.13691531 >>13691516 >[X] poke cheek with dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:17:31 2015 No.13691534 >>13691471 He wants us to name him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:17:51 2015 No.13691535 >>13691516 I would feel her butt up then just walk away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:19:26 2015 No.13691537 >>13691523 Maybe it's because of the earlier conversations but >I can crack concrete with this baby makes me imagine a buff man holding a smug looking Wurm baby

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:21:48 2015 No.13691544 >>13691537 I want a loli Wurm to replace my sledgehammer!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:21:51 2015 No.13691545 >>13691534 Eloro El Oro (the gold) Because I tend to see the colour yellow in his stuff and gold can also represent the colour to an extent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:22:53 2015 No.13691547 >>13691545 Why not Juice-senpai? the eyes remind me of oranges and i'm thirsty as fuck right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:23:03 2015 No.13691548 >>13691544 Because wurms are dumb as bricks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:24:10 2015 No.13691551 >>13691544 what other cute young monstergirls was not done any elementals done? a cute saguagin with an x mouth who never changes emotion

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:24:28 2015 No.13691553 >>13691535 >butt touch a succubutts and leave Do you know what does to their fragile hearts? She probably went home and cried her eyes out and then masturbated furiously

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:25:34 2015 No.13691555 >>13691547 That could work too, I went with something that has the letter L because drawfags seem drawn to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:26:46 2015 No.13691559 >>13691551 I want to give a qt kuudere saguahin a sour lemon only to see her make the x mouth face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:27:00 2015 No.13691561 File: 75 KB, 600x500, 1428551827705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691553 The trick is to bring them right to the edge but never give them what they really want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:27:49 2015 No.13691566 >>13691553 >teasing a succuslut friend but never giving it up Oh yes, I know what it does. We all saw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:28:48 2015 No.13691569 >>13691553 What if she cheats with charm spells?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:29:09 2015 No.13691570 >>13691499 Doubly so, since that succubus is the soul devouring variety. >>13691514 Well, alping is a solution to a male having teh gay. Kinda.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:29:52 2015 No.13691575 >>13691537 >Holding smug Wurm baby >Bragging about how you can crack concrete with her >"ANOOOOOON! How many times do I have to tell you?! That is our child, she is not a jackhammer!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:29:53 2015 No.13691576 File: 651 KB, 1500x1870, andtheycallhimMG-KIN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691174 Couldn't really make the slime visible enough, sorry. But thank you all who liked the works so far!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:30:40 2015 No.13691579 >>13691576 Too cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:30:44 2015 No.13691580 >>13691493 >monstergirl too busy to get dick My sides have been obliterated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:31:05 2015 No.13691581 >>13691531 You're playing right into her had. Well, butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:31:15 2015 No.13691582 I want a stoic familiar with glasses to aid me in my neverending quest for knowledge and scholarship!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:31:15 2015 No.13691584 >>13691576 This is incredible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:31:54 2015 No.13691586 >>13691559 >all she does is close her eyes as a solitary tear forms

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:32:01 2015 No.13691588 >>13691576 So. Fucking. Good. Keep on, brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:32:24 2015 No.13691589 >>13691575 >"Hey, she can be both if she wants"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:32:29 2015 No.13691590 >>13691576 It's alright if you can't. You're awesome, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:32:50 2015 No.13691591 File: 291 KB, 2724x1016, varying_degrees_of_want.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all this talk about butts is making me uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:33:02 2015 No.13691593 >>13691503 >>13691506 I want an Alp to live in a nunnery to free herself from rape and temptation and eventually go berserk from starvation and corrupt all of her sisters!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:33:19 2015 No.13691594 >>13691576 He's going to purge all those MG later right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:33:55 2015 No.13691597 >>13691576 You are too good for us, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:34:24 2015 No.13691599 >>13691581 No anon, her butt is playing into YOUR hand. And later your dick crotch, if she has anything to say about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:34:25 2015 No.13691600 >>13691566 I think just came a little remembering that greentext.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:34:47 2015 No.13691601 >>13691593 >nunnery Fun fact, that used to be a euphemism for a brothel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:35:16 2015 No.13691602 >Monstergirls' faces when someone tells them "twin souls" are replaceable if theirs die

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:35:51 2015 No.13691603 >>13691576 that look of determination on the mindflayer's or is it a kraken?face is adorable

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:36:21 2015 No.13691606

I want to see a holstaurus eating a nice thick juicy Tower of Babel from Burger's Priest burger
A sea bishop eating a grilled fish looking at you with a ? over her head
A lizardgirl eating a bowl of pho
A thunderbird eating chicken wings
A kraken eating takoyaki
Sahuagin eating sushi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:37:27 2015 No.13691609 >>13691593 I want to meet a succubus that achieved enlightenment through willpower and meditation only for her to mock me for falling into my desires so easily!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:38:08 2015 No.13691612 File: 144 KB, 285x295, 1398848933025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691594 >Purging your own daughterus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:38:23 2015 No.13691613 >>13691606 I want to feed Kakuen brains to a Human

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:38:46 2015 No.13691614 >>13691576 this_isn't_even_my_final_form.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:39:13 2015 No.13691615 >>13691606 I want to see a Holst being on four actually eating grass like a normal cow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:39:19 2015 No.13691616 >>13691606 Really not that strange. Fish eat fish all the time. Same with birds. It would probably be like eating monkeys to them which humans do in some cultures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:40:21 2015 No.13691620 >>13691599 Isn't it functionally the same? You're ending up balls deep in succubutt in either case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:40:33 2015 No.13691621 >>13691576 >they grow up and attempt this as adults

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:40:34 2015 No.13691622 File: 411 KB, 953x700, holst pasture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691615

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:41:06 2015 No.13691623 >>13691609 pureubus is justice but pureubutts is better

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:41:06 2015 No.13691624 >>13691622 Eh, it will have to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:41:32 2015 No.13691625 File: 3.54 MB, 2500x2833, You're a big squid now.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:42:36 2015 No.13691629 >>13691582 I don't know. Having a Familiar sitting in your lap while you're both pouring over tomes of ancient knowledge could be distracting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:43:15 2015 No.13691630 >>13691625 No squids pls or else i will cry like a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:43:44 2015 No.13691631 >>13691625 9/10, would purge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:46:06 2015 No.13691643 File: 204 KB, 611x841, 1407031801312.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691622 >No pictures of a holst happily munching on a cob of corn from her husband (cuz he wants them tits to grow)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:46:41 2015 No.13691645 >>13691612 HE had a mindflayer on his head its obvious he is being controlled once he breaks frees im guessing he would be PISSED.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:48:49 2015 No.13691648 >>13691643 >censored: she's innocently nibbling on corn on the cob by her guy >uncensored is her licking/nibbling on his huge dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:49:13 2015 No.13691649 >>13691645 That's a Kraken and a Dragon. I see no ear rapist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:49:17 2015 No.13691650 >>13691625 Lewd squid is lewd. Would snuggle into the slimy embrace of her tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:51:48 2015 No.13691657 >>13691461 I'd call an Alp a succubutt in spite of her insistence that I stop talking about her butt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:57:11 2015 No.13691666 >>13691657 What is you called an Alp a Lesser Succubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:58:38 2015 No.13691669 >>13691625 I'll be her squid dildo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 23:59:56 2015 No.13691671 File: 335 KB, 900x600, Lesser_Succubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691666 She'd try to hook you up with her Lesser Succubus friend so you stop flustering her.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:00:46 2015 No.13691674

>>13691666
Excellent idea Satan! I'm going to hurt her fragile ego and push her to improve until she can "show me" by behaving just as much of a succubutt as the real thing! And then when I'm under her thrall as she unveils her terrifying stage 3 final form, I'm going to try real hard to hide my "Exactly as planned" face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:04:03 2015 No.13691680 >>13691671 >Be forced to frequently copulate with the bewitching, lustful demon that she has become for the rest of his life O-oh no, t-that's ama- dreadful. Y-yeah, dreadful.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:09:08 2015 No.13691686

>>13691671
>They have a succubus' lust & love for sex conflicting with human morals
>You will never see a paladin be turned into a lesser succubus
>Every part of her is screaming to fuck the nearest thing with a dick, but he forces herself to try and resist
>You will never be there to tease her
>To remind her how her bulky armor rubs on her sensitive skin
>To point out the muscled, disciplined men surrounding her daily
>To aunt her with your scent after a hard sparring session
>To never give her a moment's privacy to 'relieve herself'
>Until she finally breaks and grinds your pelvis through the floorboards in a frustrated, lust-fueled marathon of hate-sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:10:12 2015 No.13691687 File: 424 KB, 1189x827, 1390969395272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691643 I want to go to a Monster Girl petting zoo and tentatively feed a Centaur a carrot!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:10:23 2015 No.13691688 >>13691671 what's the gooey stuff on here wings and tail?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:12:26 2015 No.13691691 >>13691688 Succu-juice. It's delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:13:20 2015 No.13691693 >>13691688 It's supposed to be new wings and tail. Like a butterfly when it hatches from a cocoon, it can't fly because it's moist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:14:20 2015 No.13691695 >You will never go to a pizza place in MGC that constantly changes it's theme every time you visit. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqJj39oSYyU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:15:00 2015 No.13691696 >>13691686 Muh dick. On top of that she'd have to hide her true form or risk a purging which must take a lot of mental will power.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:16:50 2015 No.13691698 >>13691671 Nice hair, nerd. She looks like she just got corrupted from a bookish class prez and is still a virgin. That's my fetish if she puts her glasses back on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:17:44 2015 No.13691701 >>13691695 Damn, I almost forgot how much the pizza place changed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:18:05 2015 No.13691702 File: 34 KB, 600x695, r107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you bathe with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:18:31 2015 No.13691704 File: 547 KB, 2069x1455, Lesser_Succubus_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691698 She was a shy girl.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:18:46 2015 No.13691705

>>13691687
>Clydesdale sized centaur there, a too small tank top stretched across her breasts that fails to cover her rock hard six pack
>"Sir, please stop. I'm taking niece here an-"
>'Come on! Have a nibble!'
>"Sir, would you stop that? It's offensive an-"
>Come on auntie! He wants to give you a carrot! Take it!
>"I- but-....fine..."
>She takes the carrot from your hand and takes a tentative bite from it, blushing as you whisper 'good girl' and rub her abs.
>The niece goes back to watching the raptor lolis cuddle their keeper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:19:33 2015 No.13691706 >>13691702 All the time! I have to keep Smelly Pede-chan not so smelly all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:20:06 2015 No.13691708 File: 86 KB, 852x800, 143554384354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691702 I help her with her expensive milk baths, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:20:27 2015 No.13691709 >>13691702 Kiki insists on scrubbing me for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:20:27 2015 No.13691710 >>13691702 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:20:57 2015 No.13691712 >>13691704 >Clothes just gone >Not split open at the seams by her swelling bust & hips >Not torn open in a frenzy to fell your skin on hers What a wasted opportunity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:21:51 2015 No.13691715 >>13691702 No because she lives in water

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:22:17 2015 No.13691716 >>13691712 Well she has semen on her, maybe that's what happened an hour ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:22:55 2015 No.13691720 >>13691715 But bathtime is all the time when you're under the sea!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:23:25 2015 No.13691722 >>13691686 >>To never give her a moment's privacy to 'relieve herself' MUH DICK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:23:42 2015 No.13691723 >>13691706 Ah, but she wants to rub her stinky musk on you. It's so everyone can know you belong to each other!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:24:20 2015 No.13691724 >>13691702 As >>13691708 says.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:26:14 2015 No.13691729 >>13691716 Like that's an absurd semen on her, it seems so wasteful to just leaving it on her tail and shit. Probably an amateur lesser succubus mistake, she will eventually get a hang of it.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:27:04 2015 No.13691731

>>13691723
There's a time and a place for everything anon. I'm sure by now her scent has permeated my whole house and I'll never stop smelling like her. Sometimes you have to take most of the smell away for awhile so you don't go nose-blind to it. How horrible would that be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:30:35 2015 No.13691740 >>13691729 Now I'm imagining a freshly turned lesser succubus go "Oh my, how do these things work. Whoah how do do I handle this dick, I'm not good with paizuri!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:35:32 2015 No.13691750 >>13691712 I want to tease a big buff Oni all day while she wears the most elaborate frilly outfit, until she can't take it anymore and rips it to pieces as she attacks me with all her unbridled lust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:36:44 2015 No.13691752 >>13691740 Do you think that Succubi would host some sort of 'couples therapy' meetings where they teach sex techniques to inexperienced or jaded MG couples?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:37:56 2015 No.13691754 >>13691750 >Ultra muscled oni carrying Anon off as she's dressed in a mussed and ruffled maid uniform. I can dig it. And impregnate it.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:48:52 2015 No.13691778

>>13691754
Oh god

>tease your pregnant big buff oni waifu about her belly and denying her sex until she is a boiling pot of pent up hormones and frustrated libido
>she snaps
>throws you onto the bed and starts a round of sex so intense that the bed breaks along with the floor underneath it

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:52:41 2015 No.13691789

>>13691778
>Go to an expectant parents class
>Turn's out it's full of elves, familiars, witches, and other puny ones who are carried in by their husbands, making cute noises while she watches.
>Her pout intensifies as she grumbles "Weaklings..." OBVIOUSLY not jealous of those other girls who can be carried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:53:07 2015 No.13691791 >>13691750 At first I misread that as big butt oni. I am mildly disappointed that was not the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:54:06 2015 No.13691795 >>13691789 well time to get swole

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:54:18 2015 No.13691797 >>13691791 >Implying that all those squats won't give her a big, tight behind

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:57:09 2015 No.13691804

>>13691789
I would do plenty of strength training so I can carry her. Assuming she won't try to eat up all my time with sex anyway.

After all, one of her favorite past times is unavailable. She can't drink while pregnant and I'm going to tease her because of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:57:44 2015 No.13691805 File: 217 KB, 610x898, 1399535445120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691750 Whatever pleases the mastah.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 00:59:13 2015 No.13691809

>>13691804
>Drink in front of her
>She's grumbling
>Drink more while talking about how good it is
>Her glass is shaking now
>Man, this really is some good be-
>She stands up, grabs you, and drags you to the nearest private area so she can pelvicerate you until you stop.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:01:26 2015 No.13691814

>>13691706

>Your brother comes over for a surprise visit.
>Brings Smelly Pede-chan and the kids.
>There's so many of them... and they're EVERYWHERE; they're climbing all over you, they're on the couch, jumping on your bed, skittering across the ceilings and rustling through the closets. Even crawling through the cupboards for some reason.
>Your Canid waifu has a clothes-pin on her nose and is glaring murder at you.
>You love your brother and his kids... but holy FUCK is it gonna take forever to get the smell out of this house.
>And the industrial cleaner you're gonna have to use (and possibly bathe in) ain't exactly cheap either.
>This... this has gotta stop.

What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:03:15 2015 No.13691818 >>13691731 The whole HOUSE smells like Oomukade? Oh dear god. That would be hell for the sensitive nose of cat girls. Unless it turned them on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:06:33 2015 No.13691827 >>13691809 Being pregnant must be the worst for an Oni. No drinking in any real amount (and really shouldn't be having sex for the baby's safety, either). I wonder if they would go through withdrawl symptoms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:07:52 2015 No.13691830 File: 632 KB, 887x890, 1424965220679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My lord! We caught Lu Bu! But then he j-j-jammed it in!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:08:52 2015 No.13691835 >>13691827 Drinking while pregnant would be healthy for an Oni. And there's no harm in cow girling either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:10:04 2015 No.13691841 >>13691835 What if Oni breastmilk was just booze?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:10:23 2015 No.13691843 >>13691835 >You will never get rockin' drunk on Oni breast-milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:10:29 2015 No.13691844 >>13691830 Motherfucker, what is the one thing I told you about Lu Bu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:11:08 2015 No.13691847 >>13691844 That you should lure him with honey?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:13:19 2015 No.13691854 >>13691814 Find a monstergirl powerful enough to magic the smell away. >>13691818 >house becomes a lust-inducing beacon of lewd yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:14:57 2015 No.13691861 >>13691844 To make sure to kill Diao Chan first, my lord?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:15:16 2015 No.13691863 >>13691854 >yes I'll take that as a yes. Too bad I'm not writing this week or the next week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:17:17 2015 No.13691867 >>13691863 It's ok, I'm adding it to my list of ideas to possibly write myself. It'll probably be a long time though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:17:54 2015 No.13691869 >>13691867 Are you trying to make me obsolete?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:19:18 2015 No.13691873 >>13691861 By the gods, man! Have you no sense of self-preservation?!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:19:57 2015 No.13691877 >>13691814 Hire maid service to clean out the stink. They're going to be disappointed to see I'm married but fuck them, I'm paying them to do a job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:20:04 2015 No.13691878 >>13691869 No anon, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:21:44 2015 No.13691884 >>13691877 >but fuck them That's the idea, master. >yan_kiki.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:22:01 2015 No.13691886 File: 133 KB, 800x1132, 1401774461347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691878 Don't apologize. Just do it. Do it, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:23:14 2015 No.13691890 >>13691878 No Anon, you fool! Don't apologize! Can't you see >>13691886 gets off to the idea of you taking his idea?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:23:19 2015 No.13691891 >>13691750 Clothes ripping is one of my biggest turnons, along with big buff onis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:23:58 2015 No.13691893 >>13691890 It's just karmic justice after I stole a certain big, homeless cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:25:28 2015 No.13691899 >>13691886 >>13691890 If only I could actually get off my ass and not worry about what I write being complete shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:25:52 2015 No.13691900 >>13691778 >>throws you onto the bed and starts a round of sex so intense that the bed breaks along with the floor underneath it SWEET JESUS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:27:28 2015 No.13691903 >>13691899 Then don't worry. The more you worry about things, the harder life'll get

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:27:32 2015 No.13691904 >>13691899 That's not a problem. Look at the kind of money Twilight and 50 Shades made.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:29:55 2015 No.13691906 >>13691903 >>13691904 You fucking anons. I'll be back then, hopefully with something written.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:30:47 2015 No.13691909 >>13691906 See you in a few. Don't forget to take breaks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:31:11 2015 No.13691911 >>13691904 I'm still mad that desperate houswives on a dry spell got introduced to BDSM with that shitty book. Hell, I've read a few articles about people who died trying to emulate whatever 50 Shades of Gray portrayed. It's THAT shitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:32:38 2015 No.13691917 >>13691911 As someone heavily in to BDSM, that shit made me want to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:34:32 2015 No.13691923 >>13691911 What's worse is the people who praise the book and the, Jesus Christ, the movie which I still can't believe was made as GOOD LITERATURE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:34:40 2015 No.13691924 File: 582 KB, 800x1301, 1431950798193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691911 >>13691917 Now I wish I was at a point in my stories to write something good about this subject. All in due time tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:34:52 2015 No.13691926 >>13691917 Didn't it get a lot of hate because Grey was outright abusive and the sex unsafe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:35:54 2015 No.13691930 >>13691702 A Kejourou would absolutely love to bath/shower with her husbando so yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:36:36 2015 No.13691932 >>13691926 That and the writing is shit and the protagonist was the biggest retard ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:39:23 2015 No.13691941 >>13691932 Who was the protagonist again? It was some rich bitch right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:39:56 2015 No.13691942 >>13691941 Wasn't she poor? Grey was rich, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:40:58 2015 No.13691945 >>13691941 I don't really remember. I've kind of blocked it out, all I know was that she was a stupid, one-dimensional cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:43:03 2015 No.13691951 File: 80 KB, 620x877, 1420404817543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691941 >>13691942 >>13691945 Please stop. Can't we talk about how we can take Sunstone or Nana to Kaoru and apply what we've learned to Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:43:52 2015 No.13691954 >>13691951 Stop forcing discussions you faggot. That never works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:44:34 2015 No.13691955 >>13691954 I'm not forcing discussion. I'm forcing discussion to stop. Because it's discussion about shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:45:22 2015 No.13691956 >>13691955 YOU are shit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:46:07 2015 No.13691960 >>13691956 That's not an excuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:48:33 2015 No.13691966 File: 230 KB, 640x480, 1072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691960 Well, congratulations! You got EVERYONE to stop talking!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:49:19 2015 No.13691969 >>13691966 Then my plan was a success.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:50:56 2015 No.13691973 >>13691969 Was getting the thread killed part of your plan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:51:28 2015 No.13691975 >>13691973 Sometimes... dead is bettah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:52:09 2015 No.13691979 Which MG would you trust to babysit your kid while you have to go out of town for a couple of days? Hard mode: Not a Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:52:52 2015 No.13691981 >>13691979 Crow Tengu. Black Harpy too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:53:10 2015 No.13691984 >>13691979 Holst

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:53:12 2015 No.13691985 >>13691979 Holy shit, none.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:53:13 2015 No.13691986 >>13691979 Holst seems like a good choice. Maybe Wolf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:53:19 2015 No.13691987 >>13691979 Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:54:09 2015 No.13691989 >>13691979 Crow Tengu, Holst, WereSheep, Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:54:12 2015 No.13691990 >>13691979 Unless one of my friends was a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:54:12 2015 No.13691991 >>13691979 Echidna

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:54:37 2015 No.13691994 >>13691979 Echidna

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:55:37 2015 No.13691998

Congratulations you are new arrival to a new world where there's no more heroes, and the land is in a state of constant chaos because of the rule of 7 monster girl lords.

Setting off on your journey in this world you team up with three different monster girls (Attacker, Ranger, and Healer) , and have a mysterious power.

What is your power? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random))
Who are your teammates?
And how does your adventure go?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:58:26 2015 No.13692004 >>13691998 http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifting Forget the team and forget the adventure. Consider me a mercenary/assassin

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:58:57 2015 No.13692005

>>13691998
I assume I need to choose my team mates randomly too?

My ability is Slime Constructs, making me pretty much the head of an army of Slimes. My team mates are

Arachne - Ranger
Giant Slug - Attacker (with unlimited movement thanks to my Slime powers)
Sea Bishop - Healer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 01:59:43 2015 No.13692006 >>13691998 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Ball_Projection Healer is all I need, I'll go around the countryside, throwing semen balls as I ride, making monstergirls open wide!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:00:33 2015 No.13692010 >>13691998 >Power: Crystal Spike Projection >Team (Randomed MGE wiki): Dark Elf Attacker Succubus Ranger >Chochin-Obake Healer Seems like we're pretty stacked, I do like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:01:42 2015 No.13692013 >>13692005 >>13692010 Should different hero teams team up, or fight over who gets to take down the boss?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:02:59 2015 No.13692018 >>13692013 1v1 me m8 i'll rek u

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:03:03 2015 No.13692019 >>13691998 Rollin'. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating * Ushi-Oni - Attacker * Ghost - Healer * Ignis - Ranger I'm a sucker for stories of adventurers teaming up against evil, forming an everlasting friendship along their journey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:04:39 2015 No.13692021 >>13692018 My Slime Golems are impervious to you Crystal Spikes. Mwahahaha!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:06:28 2015 No.13692026 >>13691998 Divine Sight with Jinko, Dark Valkyrie and a Khepri as team mates Can a Khepri heal? I have two good attackers as is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:06:47 2015 No.13692028 >>13691998 >Power is Manipulating Weather Well I'd love to see what 7 monster lords can do against 「Weather Report」 >Attacker: Oomukade >Ranger: Sandworm >healer: Nerd Oni Don't even need 'em.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:06:52 2015 No.13692029
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>>13691998
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment
So I am now the Red Horseman? Pretty much makes an attacker useless since I mostly outclass her...
Ehh, fuck it. If I'm a literal god of war, we're going scorched earth for this campaign

Attacker- Amazon Battlemaster
Ranger- Ignis Firecaller
Healer- Vampire Blood Minister

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:08:59 2015 No.13692034 >>13692019 Fine, but what are you gonna do when my Succubus uses her long range succu-magic to force your team into an orgy, hmm? What are you gonna do when the slimegirls you create turn on you in fist of lust?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:09:50 2015 No.13692036
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>You go out for dinner and drinks with your wolf-waifu.
>Have a pleasant evening and eat some great steaks.
>She decides to head up to the bar to order a couple more drinks.
>While you're sitting at your table alone, another monstergirl comes by and starts hitting on you.
>You're trying to dismiss her without being offensive.
>Your wolf-waifu comes heading back and sees the other monstergirl.
>She drops the drinks, and rushes over.
>Tfw she starts peeing on you to claim her territory.
>She stares the other monstergirl in the eyes while doing it.
>"He belongs to me, not you, you understand!?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:09:58 2015 No.13692037 >>13691998 Valkyrie- Attacker Dark Priest- Healer Cupid-Ranger http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hidebehind_Physiology Basically a variety of stealth powers, speed, and strength with the condition that I remained concealed when using them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:12:19 2015 No.13692044 >>13692036 A golden shower in public? My little wolfu can't be this lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:12:33 2015 No.13692046 >>13691998 >Omnitone >Mastery of voice mimicry Looks like it's a MG take on Wizard of Oz. I shall protect the land with my army of flying Kakuens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:12:40 2015 No.13692047 I want to drive an icecream truck in MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:13:45 2015 No.13692049 >>13692047 I bet the drivers are paid insane sums to keep them on board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:14:23 2015 No.13692051 >>13692046 But Oz didn't have flying monkeys that was the witch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:15:11 2015 No.13692053 >>13692036 Reach up and stroke her tail and fondle her privates while she pees, all while maintaining steady eye contact with that other slut. You have to assert your dominance too anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:15:28 2015 No.13692054 >>13692049 Well it wouldn't be that hard, play the jingle and near school closing times drive around that area to sell to children, On weekends just drive around the town stopping near parks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:16:46 2015 No.13692056 File: 231 KB, 484x536, 1423578402744.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692054 Your truck is blue. Wurm is red. You want money. Wurm has bottle caps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:18:40 2015 No.13692058 >>13692056 Has she been playing too much Fallout?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:19:01 2015 No.13692061 >>13692056 Cash only not alternative payments, I'm willing to wait for her to run to her parents and ask for money

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:20:01 2015 No.13692063 >>13692058 >Fallout invented the use of bottle caps as currency No. >>13692061 I think you've misunderstood the nature of the Wurm. You don't call the shots here. Your only hope is to outrun her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:21:04 2015 No.13692066 >>13692063 Whoa, calm down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:22:46 2015 No.13692069 File: 63 KB, 620x465, ice-cream-monster-truck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692047 >>13692049 >>13692054 Just get an armored ice cream truck. >>13692063 Not this retard again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:22:47 2015 No.13692070 >>13692063 I will calmly tell her that I need real currency and offer to wait for her to get some for her parental figure

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:22:51 2015 No.13692071

>>13692056
>little Wurm only has bottle caps to trade with
>sympathetically take the caps for a cheaper treat
>holy hell, these caps are old
>do some research, some are actually pretty valuable
>make a killing selling rare caps
>now you buy & set aside one of the more expensive popsicles to trade with her every weekend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:23:04 2015 No.13692073 >>13692053 ANON THAT'S LEWD! I fucking want it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:23:37 2015 No.13692075 >>13692069 >this retard again Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:23:58 2015 No.13692077 >>13692036 What a disgusting bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:24:24 2015 No.13692078 >>13692069 Look if I'm in MGC I will have a fucking armored tank Icecream Truck >>13692071 Don't take advantage of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:25:07 2015 No.13692080 >>13691951 >Sunstone Yes. Of course. Namely with a Gamer Apophis and a Writer Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:25:40 2015 No.13692082 >>13692069 Not bad, but it's missing the flaming clown head rocket.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:26:13 2015 No.13692085 >>13692080 >a Gamer Apophis and a Writer Anubis Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:26:18 2015 No.13692086 I want to run a hotdog stand in downtown MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:26:37 2015 No.13692088 >>13692063 This is why you don't let your mentally retarded kid alone. Also, >>Fallout invented the use of bottle caps as currency >No. Why so salty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:26:52 2015 No.13692089 >>13692058 She has spurs that jingle jangle jingle

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:27:59 2015 No.13692091 >>13691998 >Mathematical Teleportation >Team doesn't matter >Adventure I kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:29:01 2015 No.13692094 >>13692058 >>13692089 Still fucking mad that Obsidian didn't make FO4 with Bethesda's backup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:29:08 2015 No.13692095 >>13692036 Dogs don't piss on their mates you retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:29:41 2015 No.13692096 >>13692078 Okay. Maybe one day I buy her all the treats I have with some of my cap money. Tell her it's a thank you for being my extra-special customer. The look on her face would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:30:17 2015 No.13692098 >>13692085 Anubis' can't be writers, their paws are too meaty. Besides they have scribes for that sort of thing.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:31:36 2015 No.13692100

>>13691990

>Leaving your son with a childhood friend MG.
>He looks exactly like you did when you were his age. When she fell madly in love with you.
>Strong-willed, stubborn little shit, just like you were. You didn't think she'd be this happy to babysit him.
>But happy she is.
>VERY happy.

Anon, this strikes me as a bad idea...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:31:38 2015 No.13692101 >>13692088 I think you're reading into things that aren't there. I just think it's silly that someone would immediately think of Fallout.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:31:57 2015 No.13692102 >>13692098 Just because they can't physically write with their paws doesn't mean Anubutts can't be writers!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:32:10 2015 No.13692104 I wonder how hard being a taxi driver in MGC would be

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:32:48 2015 No.13692106 >>13692098 She may not be doing the physical writing (that's the work for the help), but if it's all her original work, she's still a writer.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:32:54 2015 No.13692107

>>13692085
I got nothing else right now, but I do at least have some extra dimensions to add to a story I've been planning, so there's that.

>>13692098
>>13692102
>Magical Era
>Enchanted Quill that writes as you speak
>Modern Era
>Voice Dictation Software

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:32:57 2015 No.13692108 >>13692095 But girls do. >>13692104 >YOU TALKING TO ME? >Yeah, you wanna come to the backseat with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:33:29 2015 No.13692110 >>13692104 I'd rather be a limo driver

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:33:58 2015 No.13692112 >>13691979 Unicorn maybe, but there is a cheshire in a hat that said she'd do it for cheap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:34:11 2015 No.13692113 >>13692101 >I just think it's silly that someone would immediately think of Fallout. It's the only logical choice. >>13692104 Get a camera and record any drunk monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:34:34 2015 No.13692115 >>13692108 I'd have a glass panel between back and front and have a hole for money

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:35:34 2015 No.13692117 >>13692101 What else would someone think of? Fallout is kind of a big deal, you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:35:41 2015 No.13692119 >>13692115 >hole for money They'll all think it's a gloryhole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:36:25 2015 No.13692121 I want to pretend to be a succubus' boyfriend so her mother will stop bothering her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:36:35 2015 No.13692122 >>13692119 Good thing monster dickgirls don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:37:31 2015 No.13692126 >>13692119 But it would be clear so they could watch the meter, I have to drive I can't fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:37:44 2015 No.13692127 >>13692100 I wouldn't be friends with a pedophile, I tell you what

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:37:51 2015 No.13692128 >>13692122 No silly, they expect you to stick it through and 'accommodate' them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:38:03 2015 No.13692129 >>13692122 They want you to put your dick through the hole, silly anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:39:10 2015 No.13692133 >>13692128 >>13692129 But that's something I can control! I'd have nothing to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:39:32 2015 No.13692134 >>13692121 She's going to want you to prove it, Anon. Right in front of her. She might schlick to it too and call it skinship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:40:00 2015 No.13692138 I want to go to the MGC library and read books in a nice chair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:41:22 2015 No.13692144 >>13692138 Hope you let a bunch of nerds asking you what you're reading.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:41:34 2015 No.13692145 >>13692134 I mean the daughter is a little socially awkward so she won't make the first move

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:41:59 2015 No.13692146 >>13692134 Friends with benefits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:42:08 2015 No.13692147 >>13692138 I want to go to Squeakers, the only place in MGC where men can drink and be adults with size challenged MGs. None of that onii-chan shit here, which makes it odd that Sabbath funded the start-up.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:42:43 2015 No.13692150

>>13691998
Power:
>Business Intuition

Welp my team is pretty obvious:
>Tanuki: Business adviser
>Hobgoblin: Enforcer, intimidator, does the 'dirty' work
>Succubutts: Secretary, answers phones

Adventure:
>Acquire wealth and power through mergers, acquisitions, market manipulation, underhand dealings, and lobbying

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:43:38 2015 No.13692151 >>13692144 Why would people bug others in a library they should be quiet in the building. I'd answer them first and then go back to reading.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:43:41 2015 No.13692152 >>13692145 That's even worse, Anon! Now she's subdued the daughteru for you and climbed on top of her, baring both of themselves to you and calling it the chicken and egg special! Now you have to act!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:45:23 2015 No.13692157 >>13692152 fess up and tell the truth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:46:33 2015 No.13692161 If you don't want to get raped in MGC,hide in the archives in a library

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:46:58 2015 No.13692164 >>13692151 Are you saying they should ignore a cute nerd boy? They want a piece of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:47:32 2015 No.13692165 >>13692161 but what about the bookwurm that's taking residence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:48:00 2015 No.13692166 >>13692161 Just mind that hidden door trap in the floor. That leads to the catacombs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:48:02 2015 No.13692167 >>13692161 You still trying to do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:48:45 2015 No.13692171 Well shit. That guy that did the cute warplanes doing cute things manga has a new one out with tanks and armored vehicles now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:49:04 2015 No.13692172 >>13692161 book wurm going to charm you with her astuteness

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:49:05 2015 No.13692173 >>13692161 But all those MGs that practice witchcraft. And ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:49:30 2015 No.13692175 >>13692164 Well if they were in the library reading before I entered they shouldn't stop, and if they are enthralled in the book they wouldn't notice me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:50:21 2015 No.13692177 Hair or Growl, make your pick!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:50:33 2015 No.13692178 >>13692150 I'd put the succubus on the dirty work (wink wink, nudge nudge) and get a scylla or anubis or something for your office requirements.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:52:04 2015 No.13692183 >>13692165 >>13692172 Ask her obscure book questions to keep her busy >>13692166 Avoid them >>13692173 But no one died in the archives

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:52:52 2015 No.13692185 >>13692101 >One of the bigger games >Unique for using bottle caps as currency >Has a 4th installment hyping people up >It's silly to immediately think of Fallout You're silly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:54:27 2015 No.13692188 I want to run a game shop in MGC. Nothing bad could happen because it's just video games

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:56:23 2015 No.13692190 >>13692188 You would have to deal with awkward virgin dorks buying the latest game with lewd human boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:56:25 2015 No.13692191 >>13692185 Why are you trying to pick a fight with me? It'll give you bad karma.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:57:26 2015 No.13692193 >>13692188 Succuvirus, Gamer Gazer, Gamer Lich...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:57:51 2015 No.13692194 >>13692188 Gazers, Sabbath pretending to be kids, CCs buying dating sims...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:58:45 2015 No.13692195 >>13692190 I would do my job and sell them a shitty game. If in the end they have a game and I have money then I did my job

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:58:46 2015 No.13692196 >>13692188 >>13692190 >"U-uhm, ee-e-excuuse me d-do you h-have Bara b-beach b-boys th-th-three yet? It's for my f-friend..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:59:11 2015 No.13692198 >>13692188 MGC's favorite game is cuming out with a new sequel Sexplosion 3! Preorder now and get a limited edition Sexplosion dildo. Get yours today!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:59:25 2015 No.13692199 >>13692188 Are you are aware how many headcanon nerdy monster girls there are nowadays? You would be raped in seconds and then your shop would be a honey pot used by mgs on the prowl for innocent nerd boys.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:59:29 2015 No.13692200

Alright Anons,
Stay cool and help the Yukionna keep the thread from burning down.

As a side note, why do I want to run into a lovely, CC yuki, go out to dinner with her, have a few drinks, and then return to my place where she slips out of her robe and reveals a muscled body to rival any oni?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 02:59:38 2015 No.13692201

>>13692193
I was thinking succuvirus. I'm not even sure how it'd be able to run let alone get on most hardware through the store, but that is a potential fucking nightmare.

>>13692194
>CCs buying dating sims
He said nothing bad could happen, Anon. You're supposed to list bad things.
>You will never encourage a CC to "raise your flag" by returning to the shop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:00:01 2015 No.13692203 >>13692196 >ruff looking Ogre marches into the store >"Yo, got me Alpine Alps, Collector's Edition pre-ordered!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:01:47 2015 No.13692205 >>13692203 >Alpine Alps The only girls that would look better in ski pants are those delicious snow bunnies.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:03:07 2015 No.13692207

>>13692193
No Succuvris because I'm not repairing computer
>>13692194
So? I sell them the game and get money for living
>>13692196
If we have the game I'll sell it to her
>>13692198
Gotta pimp out pre ordering
>>13692199
I will get a metal cage like shops in bad neighborhoods have

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:03:08 2015 No.13692208 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g Well Amos Moses was a Cajun, he lived by himself in a swamp. He hunted Gator Girls for a livin'. He just knocked 'em on the head with his stump. The Monster Girl Louisiana law gonna getcha Amos!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:03:43 2015 No.13692210 >>13692205 >group of guys is trapped in the ski-center due to an avalanche >Feral Dire Yetis outside trying to get in and cuddle them >two by two they resort to yaoi for no reason at all Damn fujos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:04:07 2015 No.13692212 I want to marry a wurm with a 8 foot tall, super muscular human portion that looks and acts intimidating until you tickle her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:04:39 2015 No.13692216 >>13692208 I heard his pappy used him as Gator Girl bait when he was just a shota.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:06:23 2015 No.13692225 >>13692203 Sounds like that'd be my favorite game in MGC. I wonder what an ogre likes about it so much, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:06:24 2015 No.13692226 >>13692210 I want to play Skifree, with a KC Yeti instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:07:22 2015 No.13692229 >>13692225 She wants to learn what lies in the heart of a man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:08:32 2015 No.13692233 >>13692207 The sabbath aren't entirely interested in the games. They're really just there for seduction, by using their "childish innocence" to ask you obvious questions about games and eventually start flirting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:09:05 2015 No.13692235 >>13692188 What's MGC?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:09:31 2015 No.13692236 >>13692235 Monster Girl City. A wretched hive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:10:02 2015 No.13692237 >>13692233 Can you be so horrible at a game that even the Sabbah can't take it anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:10:40 2015 No.13692239 >>13692236 Of cum and villainy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:10:49 2015 No.13692240 File: 217 KB, 1024x768, IMG_0948[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to run an America Food shop in a foreign MGC and show everyone the wonderful fattening food of USA

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:10:52 2015 No.13692241

>>13692226

>She wants to re create Ski free
>Takes you to a hill where people ski.
>You slide down a hill
>You try to avoid the Yeti but she catches you
>She pulls you into a hug
>She laughs her head off as she picks up one of the Ski poles you dropped and pretends to use it as a toothpick

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:11:32 2015 No.13692242

>>13692226
>KC Yeti
>"Oh hey, the yeti got me again."
>"You know you can hit X to go faster and escape, right?"
>"Why would I want to escape?"

>>13692210
Give them some credit; there'd be a superficial reason. Say, "sharing body heat" for example. Or they could inexplicably be into that whole not-gay sportsmanship thing. It'd be a thin reason, but it'd be there. And people would argue about it on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:11:51 2015 No.13692243 >>13692235 Monster Girl City an amalgamation of MGE and various greentexts/headcanons in a modern setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:13:12 2015 No.13692247 I wonder how successful a lemonade stand would be

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:13:32 2015 No.13692248 >>13692239 Yes. >>13692242 >people would argue about it on the internet As in, where'd they get the energy to become corrupted?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:14:29 2015 No.13692249

>>13692196
>Mono-eye in a dirty sweater comes up the the counter with a game
>It's that one with the cute ninja boys who get their clothes torn off
>She sees you judging her so she looks away as she hands you the money
>She tries to talk about the game to you only for you to ignore her
>She runs and and plays it, happy that she's talked to a boy for the first time in months

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:15:02 2015 No.13692252 >>13692240 That will make the foxes chubby and the Wurms fat-bottomed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:15:47 2015 No.13692253 >>13692237 Yes, it's one of the ways to uncover them if they're actually avid gamers. If they're aggressive enough they might try to take you away to personally teach their new Onii-chan how to play vidya properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:16:05 2015 No.13692254 >>13692248 >As in, where'd they get the energy to become corrupted? The oomukade schlicking inside the wall/under the floorboards, obviously. Fujolust stronk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:16:22 2015 No.13692255 >>13692247 Probably attract honey bees and hornets because of the sweet smell

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:16:52 2015 No.13692257

>>13692247
You'd have five legitimate lolis there for drinks, 3 pairs of friends, five shotas, a guy who thinks it'll taste good, a thirty year old, single goblin acting like a loli to ruse you into bed, and a veteran police werewolf who's been hitting the doughnuts too hard asking how business has been as she patrols

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:16:56 2015 No.13692258

>>13692247
>running a lemonade stand, charging only a few coins at a time
>lemonade successful, eventually your humble stand evolves into lemonade empire
>learn how to make it appeal to various MG races by changing flavors or compostion
>employ human boys to add Spirit Energy to MG-specific lemonade
>even learn to craft lemonade slimes and Barometz
>become Lemon King

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:17:23 2015 No.13692259 >>13692254 Oh god, this would be the best horror movie ever, not just a yaoi game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:17:24 2015 No.13692260 >>13692249 I wouldn't judge I'd be stonefaced at the job

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:17:52 2015 No.13692263 >>13692252 Not him but I'm ok with this. Very OK with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:17:53 2015 No.13692264 >>13692240 I want to introduce a haughty monster girl to good ol' American comfort food. I want to watch in amusement as her joy and contentment slowly turn to shame and horror as it makes her chubby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:18:19 2015 No.13692265 File: 782 KB, 1000x1414, 1401281035212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692249 I caught my daughteru playing this, needless to say she threw a tantrum when I took it away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:18:34 2015 No.13692266 >>13692252 Not my fault, I'm just selling food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:19:12 2015 No.13692267 >>13692265 Why would you take it away?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:19:26 2015 No.13692268 >>13692265 She looks a bit old for that kind of behavior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:19:38 2015 No.13692269 >>13692265 pierced ears. well that was your first mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:20:13 2015 No.13692270 >>13692267 The only man she's allowed to see naked is papa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:21:30 2015 No.13692272 I want to read to elderly Monsters and Humans at a retirement home. Maybe talk with their relatives if they visit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:21:31 2015 No.13692273 >>13692270 The nice young men in the white coats are coming soon, Fritzil-san.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:24:25 2015 No.13692277

>>13692272
>That one baphomet
>She looks like a hunched over ten year old
>STILL after the D
Grandma pls.
>That succubus you're not even sure is supposed to be there in the first place since she still looks and acts twenty
>That kitsune with the nine gray tails she can't quite seem to brush on her own anymore
>The wurm that absentmindedly slithers through walls unless hastily redirected
>That troll with the bonsai tree on her head
Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:26:31 2015 No.13692282 >>13692277 I was wondering about that earlier, can kitsunes actually age like that? Or are they just ageless?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:26:54 2015 No.13692283 >>13692277 once a day I would read from a classic book and help out around the home. I might suggest the families to visit more

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:27:13 2015 No.13692286 >>13692272 I want to gently dick elderly monsters at a retirement home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:27:22 2015 No.13692287 >>13692272 >Finish reading to an elderly monster girl >She asks if you have a girl friend >When you tell her you don't she says that the girl who becomes your wife will be very lucky and that if she were younger she would've snatched you up for sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:27:59 2015 No.13692289 >>13692287 d'aww

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:28:29 2015 No.13692290 >>13692287 Gentlemen! To the fountain of youth!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:29:17 2015 No.13692291 >>13692286 No dicking most are married. >>13692287 Take the compliment and then when her granddaughter visits ask her to visit her more often

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:30:32 2015 No.13692293

>>13692282
I think in actual myth they were immortal; we know they have to at least hit 900 years to get all those tails, but you know, EVENTUALLY. Headcanon varies, of course.

>>13692290
>Gentlemen! To the fountain of youth!
The ocean, you mean. Gotta get dat mermaid blood.

>>13692291
>No dicking most are married.
What if dead husbando? Is it okay to comfort her with your penis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:31:38 2015 No.13692295 >>13692293 No fucking the widow, she is old and will be reuniting soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:32:15 2015 No.13692296 >>13692293 Mermaid blood, Holy Holst Milk, jizz, the works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:32:25 2015 No.13692297 >>13692287 >>13692290 Just fuck her enough times and MAMONO MANA will take away the years but leave the experience from both of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:34:16 2015 No.13692302 I want to hook up with an elderly monster's grand daughter

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:34:48 2015 No.13692304

>Before you visit the elderly MG you take care of she seems to just stare out the window wistfully
>Not really interacting with the other people living in the retirement home either
>When you talk with her she lights up considerably
>A feeling dawns on you
>Are you the only thing she looks forward to anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:35:48 2015 No.13692306 >>13692304 Keep helping her until the end and go to her funeral and cry with the family

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:37:14 2015 No.13692308 >>13692306 What if there is no family? Or what if there is, but they don't show up because they only cared about the dough and not the person who'd been sitting on it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:38:57 2015 No.13692310 >>13692308 Go to the Funeral anyways and honor her memory and plant flowers at her grave

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:39:38 2015 No.13692312 File: 243 KB, 1000x2000, gazer4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do if you had a gazer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:40:40 2015 No.13692315 >>13692312 Play with the stalks. I bet they'd be nice and warm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:40:41 2015 No.13692316 File: 396 KB, 356x384, DRUELLA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never defeat me, you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:42:19 2015 No.13692320 >>13692316 But I have to try. For my friends!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:42:45 2015 No.13692321 >>13692312 I would glaze the gazer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:43:28 2015 No.13692322 File: 2.61 MB, 2364x3000, William-Tecumseh-Sherman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692312 Free her from slavery and then burn Atlanta

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:44:00 2015 No.13692323

>elderly Yeti
>one day while taking care of her she asks if she can hug you
>you agree of course
>She has a hard time seeing so it takes her a little bit to properly hug you
>As you feel her body heat warming you up comfortably she reminisces about how she always used to rescue people all the time.
>A lot of cute men too, but they rejected her hugs or her intentions
>She hugs you a little tighter as she starts to cry quietly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:46:29 2015 No.13692326 >>13692323 Sad, gonna let her hug everyday

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:48:10 2015 No.13692328 >>13692323 why do you do this ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:48:16 2015 No.13692329 >>13692326 She tells you the reason why she was crying was because she remembered that one time when she failed to save someone trapped in a blizzard in time and she desperately tried to help them anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:49:54 2015 No.13692332 >>13692329 Was that someone a paladin who refused to be hugged because death is preferable to compromising one's virtue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:50:07 2015 No.13692334 >>13692329 oh ma extra hugs that day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:50:46 2015 No.13692335 >>13692332 No they were already dead before she found them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:51:55 2015 No.13692337 >>13692328 I don't know. I just feel like writing depressing stuff for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:53:27 2015 No.13692339 >>13692335 >>13692332 more heart wrenching if the person was near death and her hugs couldn't save then and they died in her arms

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:53:28 2015 No.13692340
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>>13692147
I want to share a drink and polite conversation with mouse ladies, tiny tubs of tanuki, and that one multi-tailed kitsune who just never quite hit a growth spurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:53:38 2015 No.13692341 >>13692337 Then go on. Tell us more of this useless old Yeti nobody wants or loves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:56:05 2015 No.13692345 I want to give a Kejourou a scalp massage and then brush her hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 03:58:26 2015 No.13692351 >>13692345 A want to get gum stuck in a kejourou's lovely hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:01:19 2015 No.13692356 >>13692340 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:04:48 2015 No.13692362 >>13692351 Just use peanut butter to get it out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:05:27 2015 No.13692363 >>13692316 Didn't I kick your ass at chess last time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:06:43 2015 No.13692366 >>13692351 But...it's prehensile. What if it just sticks the gum right back in your hair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:08:55 2015 No.13692368 >>13692362 >>13692366 but i thought it was their only weakness?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:09:44 2015 No.13692370 >>13692340 I just want to corner a mouse girl and watch as she frantically tries to scamper away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:10:36 2015 No.13692372 >>13692366 >Kejourou child hood friend >Use to stick gum in eachothers hair in fights >She always cheated because her hair can move

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:11:57 2015 No.13692375 >>13692370 I want to best a Cheshire in a battle of wits in a way that leaves her incapacitated then rape her butt before she recovers!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:13:12 2015 No.13692377 >>13692370 And suddenly, dick punch. You know what they say about cornered mice. Captcha, did you just make me pick a bunch of cough syrup bottles as a drink?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:13:28 2015 No.13692379

>>13692341

OK

>One day she asked you for a hug again
>Usually she only hugged you for a little bit
>But she wasn't letting go this time
>"..just a bit longer.."
>She nuzzled her head against yours
>"I'm so happy when you come to visit me. When you get married be sure to make your wife even happier than I am now."
>"You don't want to end up like me do you? A wonderful person like you deserves all the happiness the world has to offer"
>"Just invite me to the wedding, OK?"

>You started dating someone. You told the Yeti about it and she gave you some advice here or there.
>When you were finally set to get married you went to tell her the good news
>But she had passed away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:13:29 2015 No.13692380 File: 1.15 MB, 762x726, Soft Serve Ice Cream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Lamia like Ice Cream? What would be their favorite flavor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:14:21 2015 No.13692384 I want to play with a tomboy Kejourou childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:15:30 2015 No.13692389 >>13692384 I want a Thugdere Kejourou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:15:57 2015 No.13692392 >>13692379 Why is this room so dusty I think I got some in my eye

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:18:57 2015 No.13692399 >>13692368 Just use hand soap when you wash her hair, if you want to go for the weakness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:20:09 2015 No.13692402 Teenage Monstergirls rebelling from their mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:23:54 2015 No.13692416 >>13692402 Succubus in her paladin phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:25:44 2015 No.13692423 >>13692416 >Dearest mother, I have changed my name to Chastity Virgo! Uh-oh! How will our Mattress-mamboing Mother handle this now?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:26:46 2015 No.13692429

>>13692380
Probably not, it's hard enough for them to maintain body temperature so it'd be a strictly hot weather or snuggling treat. As far as flavors go, I think they'd like chocolate and vanilla swirl.
And damn that filename it fooled me. But my tired mind is no accomplishment.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:27:13 2015 No.13692430

>>13692402
>Salamander finally rebelling against her mother
>Her Helhound friend supports her from the sidelines
>The eyepatch wearing veteran won't let anyone, let alone her own daughter, be rebellious
>She CQCs her and the Hellhound to the ground
>Both are instantly knocked out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:27:51 2015 No.13692431 >>13692416 Tanuki in her goyim phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:28:44 2015 No.13692433 >>13692431 When is the charity phase? On her deathbed? And I made myself sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:30:49 2015 No.13692435 >>13692377 >You know what they say about cornered mice. That you have to disorient and tire them out before delivering the finishing blow? Wait, that's not quite it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:36:25 2015 No.13692447 >>13692402 Yeti on her isolation phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:39:08 2015 No.13692452 >>13692402 Slime in her solid phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:39:48 2015 No.13692454 >>13692402 >Crow tengu having a melt down >Goes into "Fuck learning" phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:41:07 2015 No.13692456 >>13692402 Kejourou in her short hair phase. Oni in her no booze phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:41:45 2015 No.13692458 >>13692452 Haha refuses to gel for her mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:43:08 2015 No.13692461 >>13692454 >doesn't know how to do the whole "fuck learning" schitck >starts researching it >reading books about turning off your brain and letting go >somehow leads into more spiritual stuff and before she knows it has achieved enlightenment

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:43:37 2015 No.13692462 >>13692402 Amazon in her courting phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:44:40 2015 No.13692464 >>13692402 How would a wurm do this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:45:12 2015 No.13692466 >>13692464 Being mean to people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:46:28 2015 No.13692469 >>13692462 That's not a bad thing at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:46:59 2015 No.13692470 >>13692458 wow you really mucked that pun up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:47:13 2015 No.13692471 >>13692464 Becoming an acclaimed scientist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:47:52 2015 No.13692474 File: 131 KB, 900x800, 13458754345345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692380 Wait a minute that's not soft serve ice cream! That's a Shirohebi! Trying to lure in a man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:47:57 2015 No.13692475 >>13692471 Doctor Wurm has to deal with phone calls from her mother telling her to grow up and start burrowing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:48:53 2015 No.13692478 >>13692462 It would be more like Amazon in her hippie/pacifist phase.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:49:19 2015 No.13692479 >>13692402 Hellhound trying to be submissive

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:49:46 2015 No.13692480 >>13692478 Or maybe an Amazon converting to Islam and wearing a burkha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:51:12 2015 No.13692482 File: 580 KB, 1080x1920, Wurm Chan to save the day!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692474 >Haha! Silly Wurm-chan! >It wasn't soft serve at all! It was I, Shirihebi!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:51:39 2015 No.13692487 >>13692402 Dullahan doing uhhh I don't know

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:52:21 2015 No.13692489 >>13692482 Holy Cammy Chameleon, Super Wurm! It's the Slithering Seductress!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:53:13 2015 No.13692491 >>13692479 Hellhounds are switches >>13692487 Not being chuuni

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:53:55 2015 No.13692494 >>13692402 Anubis in her Mega Bloks phase

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:54:40 2015 No.13692496 >>13692480 Or both. >burkha wearing hippie Amazon hanging out with bonnet wearing Lizardman >Disappointed_Stern_MILF_Amazon_Staring_With_Disapproval.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:56:48 2015 No.13692498 >>13692491 I did put trying >>13692494 Oh god the horror

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:58:09 2015 No.13692499 >>13692482 Gee Whilickers! Those thugs are in for one heck of a groin beating!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:58:17 2015 No.13692501

I'd like to think that MGs would react to other MGs depending on what their animal/beast instincts are like. Were-cats finding harpies and mice adorable, lots of things being a bit scared of dog-girls, predatory MGs hissing and posturing to guard a 'territory' or 'prey'. Silly things like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 04:58:30 2015 No.13692502 >>13692482 I think ass-snake makes a good villain for Wurm-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:00:27 2015 No.13692506 >>13692502 >Shirihebi has a similar costume to Wurm-Chan >Only it's more evil >And there's an eye mask on her ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:00:27 2015 No.13692507 >>13692499 >>13692502 Does she have a direct line to the office of Commissioner Condom and Chief O'Nahole?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:01:28 2015 No.13692509 >>13692501 Sure, that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:02:07 2015 No.13692513 >you will never brush your honeybee imouto's teeth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:02:33 2015 No.13692514 I want to hug a Shirohebi from behind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:02:42 2015 No.13692515 >>13692506 Is her MO is pretending to be soft serve ice cream to lure in naive shotas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:04:00 2015 No.13692516 >>13692515 She then uses her evil ass to subdue them! By day she's a simple Ice Cream Company CEO, but by night she's The Shirihebi!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:04:06 2015 No.13692517 Beedos-bee guidos. Horrible Idea right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:04:47 2015 No.13692519 >>13692501 >A King Cobra Lamia who stands upright and towers over you while flaring her hood in order to seem dominant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:04:53 2015 No.13692521 File: 180 KB, 800x600, bibi..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692517 I can't beelieve you'd say that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:05:37 2015 No.13692523 >>13692521 Bee-hive yourselves!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:06:43 2015 No.13692525 >>13692521 Fake tan and in New Jersey and you got it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:07:18 2015 No.13692526 >>13692519 Would a king cobra lamia bully smaller lamia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:09:13 2015 No.13692530 >>13692526 A King Cobra Lamia would be very aloof and haughty, so she might not bully say a tiny Grass Snake Lamia, but she'd believe herself far superior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:10:33 2015 No.13692534 File: 1.99 MB, 689x1000, 9fVboxP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692519 So basically, an Apophis without the "evil" color scheme?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:10:36 2015 No.13692535 I want to hug a bee

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:10:58 2015 No.13692536 >>13692530 >>13692534 A king cobra lamia and an apophis slither into a bar...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:11:20 2015 No.13692538 >>13692526 >King Cobra loli bullies other MGs >Gets her shit slapped by a Green Anaconda loli >Rosy Boa loli gets scared and hides in a box

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:13:16 2015 No.13692541 I want to cuddle a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:13:58 2015 No.13692542 I want to comfort my childhood friend King Snake lamia who has always been proud and haughty because of her subspecies and is crushed when she learns King Snakes are common and harmless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:15:27 2015 No.13692543 File: 679 KB, 762x1000, 1421610692443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy ears can relieve stress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:15:32 2015 No.13692544 >>13692542 I want to play hide and seek with a Gaboon Viper Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:15:58 2015 No.13692545 Would a Dullahan trick a guy into thinking she is Human

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:15:59 2015 No.13692546 >>13692542 Harmless unless you're a snake. >>13692541 Those warm, fire scented, lovingly dominant women? Me too!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:18:31 2015 No.13692550

>>13692379
Eh. The ending could have been sadder. Like

>One day she asked you for a hug again
>Usually she only hugged you for a little bit
>But she wasn't letting go this time
>"..just a bit longer.."
>She nuzzled her head against yours
>You relax in her warm embrace and time itself seems to still for this moment as you hold the elderly Yeti
>There's a sudden wetness on your cheek
>Your own,
>Followed by an indescribable sensation of your heart plummeting
>You continue to hold the old girl,
>Long after her arms lose their strength, and her warmth fades

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:19:34 2015 No.13692552 >>13692542 >>13692546 You bring up a good point, Anon. Would Kingsnake lamias bully other types of lamia, especially the venomous ones?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:19:40 2015 No.13692553 I want to hug a spider

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:20:36 2015 No.13692555 >>13692550 >the workers find you holding on to a corpse >they think you're a necrophiliac and call the cops >your reputation is now ruined

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:21:21 2015 No.13692559 I want to rub itty bitty snake titties

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:21:41 2015 No.13692560 >king cobra lamia and apophis scared of a mongoose girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:22:13 2015 No.13692561 >>13692555 Some how I don't think they'd make that misunderstanding when they see the same man who visited the old girl nearly every day, and gave her hugs, weeping as he holds her one last time. Or maybe they're new?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:23:02 2015 No.13692564 >>13692560 To get even more ridiculous, mongoose girls are lolis but tough.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:23:20 2015 No.13692565

>>13692552
Depends on the snake.
A King Cobra would fuck her shit up.
A Gaboon Viper would just sit there and take it since they're actually very docile for a venomous snake, but they still have both the largest fangs and inject the most venom of any venomous snake.
A Rattle Snake would be prime bullying for them, especially if they're the pink/red variant that's docile.
Black Mamba would kill her seven ways to Sunday before she even had a chance to blink.
Puff Adders would be too chubby to properly fight back.
Green Anacondas and most of the Pythons and Boas are out of the question.
Cotton Mouths are debatable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:25:18 2015 No.13692568 >>13692561 They'd assume your nice-guy act had been all in preparation for this moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:26:36 2015 No.13692569 >>13692568 You jus gotta git gud then. Max out speechcraft, scrub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:27:02 2015 No.13692570 >>13692565 >Puff Adders I never realized it before but this right here is a prime bullying target. Also cottonmouths, because they mumble all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:27:52 2015 No.13692571 I wonder if a slime would be interested in the human body because it is solid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:28:46 2015 No.13692573 >>13692570 They are since they're basically shortstack Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:29:18 2015 No.13692574 File: 101 KB, 395x600, Sea_Slime_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692571 >Let me be the sea that sprays against the rock that is you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:30:49 2015 No.13692575 >>13692574 The sea wants to kill me though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:30:53 2015 No.13692576 >>13692571 Probably since it contrasts their own form. Not to mention the texture of skin, hair, nails, fat, muscle, and bone. Harpies would find hands cute and useful. Centaur and Lamias would like human legs and feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:31:21 2015 No.13692577 >>13692575 And this is why Sea Slimes are unloved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:31:24 2015 No.13692578 >>13692574 That sounds adorable, would let here engulf me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:31:53 2015 No.13692579 >>13692575 Shouldn't have eaten a Devil Fruit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:33:03 2015 No.13692581 >>13692579 But my hole-hole power.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:33:09 2015 No.13692582 >>13692576 Asking how muscles move and explaining how it works would be fun. A Harpy would ask you to be her hands when she needs to grasp something easily and for the legs I got nothing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:33:16 2015 No.13692584 Apparently Cape file snakes are immune to pretty much all venomous snakes in Africa, and is very capable of preying on Black Mambas. A Lamia version would be 100% immune to an Apophis' venom and retaliate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:33:59 2015 No.13692585 File: 2.27 MB, 1075x1440, Mermaid tears.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692579 >>13692581 Did you miss the part where we're not allowed to talk about OP?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:35:39 2015 No.13692590 >>13692585 Yes, why was this decided?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:37:26 2015 No.13692591

>>13692582
Legs and feet are probably just a fetish thing for centaurs and lamias, but both would like the concept of toes and would ask if you could grab things with your feet.

Maybe they would also like to know how you move around and if it gets tiring to balance on only two feet all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:37:46 2015 No.13692592 >>13692585 C'mon, they're not even really talking about it and we're on page 9 already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:38:59 2015 No.13692595 >>13692590 Because there was some guy who doesn't like it so he bitched about it. I mean we totally can talk about it, but he'll bitch if he sees it. It happened earlier in this thread when we were posting MGs from OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:39:46 2015 No.13692596 I wanna sleep in a slime

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:40:18 2015 No.13692597 File: 155 KB, 1280x720, Hey kid, come bounce on my belly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692592 Relax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:42:26 2015 No.13692601 >>13692597 That filename is quite lewd. >>13692595 I'm going to take a guess and say the anon raising the biggest fuss about it was also stochkolm and fruit bat fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:43:01 2015 No.13692603 I want to show a Tanuki how poor I am

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:45:50 2015 No.13692610 File: 3.29 MB, 2000x2500, 1421399559966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692601 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:46:50 2015 No.13692613 I want to play video games with a nerdy Succubus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:48:52 2015 No.13692621 >>13692603 I want to findom lonely tanukis that can't get dates because of social stigma. But it's really just one tanuki and she's my wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:49:59 2015 No.13692627 >>13692610 I wish a picture like this existed, but with a Dragon in the place of the Grapesnake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:50:46 2015 No.13692630 >>13692603 If she likes you she'll rescue you from poverty. I had a strange thought, what if most of the jewish behavior was only because they thought human boys had a fetish for it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:52:06 2015 No.13692632 I wanna kiss a wight

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:52:34 2015 No.13692633 >>13692632 Anywhere in particular?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:54:44 2015 No.13692639 >>13692633 back of the hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:55:33 2015 No.13692640 >>13692639 How gentlemanly of you. I wanna leave teeth marks on a Wights wholesome butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:58:04 2015 No.13692642 >>13692610 >you will never kiss a grapesnakes desert oasis

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 05:59:09 2015 No.13692643 >>13692642 Song of Solomon says "Your navel is perfectly formed like a goblet filled with mixed wine"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:04:25 2015 No.13692647 >>13692640 Oh well that is for after the dinner

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:06:43 2015 No.13692651 >>13692647 Is she the dinner?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:10:12 2015 No.13692654 >>13692651 No a homely little place that sells nice food

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:12:12 2015 No.13692655

>>13690489
>>13690493
>>13690497
>>13690499

Hell yes!!! I applied for this maid and have been checking the threads ever since. She is way better than I could have imagined. The dirty criminals of MGC are about to get cleaned up. I can use the reward money to fix my apartment after she blows it up, then repairs it, and then we collapse it on someone who broke in to kill us. The rest will go to buying her more equipment and helping that poor Kiki and butler recover.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:12:13 2015 No.13692656 >>13692654 Then is she the dessert?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:15:49 2015 No.13692658 File: 1.98 MB, 1679x2514, 1426433803228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worry-wart Farai does something unexpected. New from line 80. http://pastebin.com/sVxjK6gF

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:23:57 2015 No.13692662 >>13692656 She's also the appetizer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:29:07 2015 No.13692673 >>13692658 It's not like I care what you people think about it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:32:58 2015 No.13692681 >>13692304 Bring over some orphans. Most elderly MG will enjoy watching and interacting with children. Meanwhile the orphans get a new place to explore ,get to receive lots of attention and will have new people to meet and stories to listen to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:35:37 2015 No.13692686 >>13692673 I'm sorry Alp-kun, I only read greentext stories in the thread, but I'm sure yours is good!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:36:19 2015 No.13692688 >>13692686 >only read greentext stories Now I feel stupid for wasting my time writing prose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:51:25 2015 No.13692708 I wanna hug a lich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:52:06 2015 No.13692712 >>13692708 Cold hugs.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:54:46 2015 No.13692719
File: 599 KB, 777x1100, f950793685627501996b4883b03f69f0..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13692708
>You hug a Lich
>She reciprocates for a short moment before making a "hmmm" sound and pushing you away
>She starts making notes
>"Anon I'm going to do more research into this hugging thing"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:55:26 2015 No.13692722 >>13692719 >19 new test chambers appear overnight This is going to be a long one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:55:56 2015 No.13692724 >>13692712 I would warm her up >>13692719 Cute, how about cuddling

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 06:59:32 2015 No.13692732 >>13692724 >Cute, how about cuddling That would be opening Pandora's box. You could expect her to chain you to her bed for a couple of weeks while she experiments with different positions/methods and writes a detailed report on each one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:00:31 2015 No.13692733 >>13692732 >a detailed report With audiologs she misplaces all over the lair so burglars can find them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:03:02 2015 No.13692739 >>13692732 Sounds fun, I hope she won't mind me falling asleep halfway through

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:04:32 2015 No.13692745 >>13692733 They'd also include creepy monotone laughs when she talks about the parts she likes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:08:02 2015 No.13692752 >>13692658 I'm interested to see where this goes. Good job Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:25:36 2015 No.13692771 File: 878 KB, 1000x1360, oomukade9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never inhale an oomukade's strong musk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:28:46 2015 No.13692776 >>13692771 I want to deepthroat Smelly Pede-chan's antennae!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:30:00 2015 No.13692777 >>13692719 You don't see her for a month after that, until one day she reappears and gives you a hug. You orgasm instantly.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:30:19 2015 No.13692780

>>13692423
>Being virturous a paladin is such hard work when your parents don't see the light. I remember when I saw the light.
>You patrol your neighborhood for any heresy of any kind.
Hmph, it's so much easier much easier for Paladin Ranger Red to find heresy.
>By now he could have found defenseless shota before the cut the ads.
>Suddenly you see a very intimating looking Dark Elf tormenting a little boy.
>She seems to be tickling him.
*Gasp* The fiend!
>Tickling leads to hugging which leads to hand holding which to kissing and all sorts of lewd stuff.
>You make your presence known
Hey you! By the name of justice and purity I will end this heresy right here and now!
>Flipping on the switch of your Super Paladin Ranger belt (tm) you strike a pose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj61XvOR7lU
>"Is this girl serious?"
Yes i'm serious you knife eared tramp!
> You charge in at her. Then a stinging red flash comes at of nowhere. The Dark elf slapped you silly.
>"Were are your parents? who taught you to be like this?"
I'm a defender of justice and purity let go of me!
>The Dark Elf found out where you lived after some major trickery on her part. She draged you by your cheek to your mother and informed her what happened.
>"Oh dear, i'm sorry my daughter can be such a hand full sometimes with her imagination." Sometimes Mom i think your undermining my mission destroy hersey.
>"I don't know where she learned such fowl language, What do you say Jezebel when you say a bad word?"
My name is Chastity Virgo, and i'm sorry for calling the Dark Elf lady a bad word.
>The Dark Elf left after that. It turns out the boy who she was tickling was her son. Your Mom didn't take this lightly and grounded you. All you hug your Paladin Red Ranger to compensate your failure to destroy heresy.

I haven't written anything in a while and i liked the idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:31:25 2015 No.13692782 >>13692780 All you can do is hug your*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:34:08 2015 No.13692787 >>13692316 Jojokes on her. I just got done my three years of 100 Push Ups, Sit Ups, Squats and Running 10KM every single day! Without AC too!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:36:58 2015 No.13692792

>>13692719
Dating the Lich version of Cave Johnson would be fun. She would try to find an easy solution to a common problem (where do you put your other hand when you're lying face to face on the bed?) and come up with something unrelated and earth shattering (here is a way to phase through walls that can be worn as a wristband!).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:54:37 2015 No.13692812 >>13692752 It goes in nice and comfy places. >>13692771 I fear I may have created a phenomenon that has gotten out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:59:18 2015 No.13692822 >>13692780 >>13692782 Keep going maybe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:31:21 2015 No.13692873 >>13691705 >watching the raptor lolis cuddle their keeper How has no one commented on this yet

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:38:19 2015 No.13692880

>>13690499
Is any of her gear like this?

A large bazooka looking thing stored on her back, powered by a crystal near the trigger and loaded with a potion of confusion. When the trigger is pulled a modified magic missile spell is cast on the potion, causing it to track down and daze whoever she targets. The potion uses toon logic to avoid obstacles, and sometimes causes minor trouble on the way.

Dust destroyers, which work by targeting a thing by matching it's magical frequency and casting a fire spell on everything with a similar frequency in the area. Hitting dust cleans a room, hitting the wall sets the walls on fire, hitting armor causes it to heat up or melt.

Three chamber potion injection gun. Can be loaded with three types of potions, the mixture ratios of which can be adjusted before they're spewed out like a flamethrower. Can buff herself or other people, but at least one potion is always liquid flame. Enjoy your int and dex boost that gives a fire aura!

Foot operated clothing steamer, magically pressurized. When one is under each of her feet, she can jump over cars and shoot steam with her feet.

A suit of knight's armor enchanted with a full range of movement and pneumatic joints to increase her physical strength. It's obviously equipped with sharkgirl repellant, which is just a newspaper she uses to bop them on the nose when they start to annoy her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:44:30 2015 No.13692888 >>13692822 i got you fam i'm making it right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:47:28 2015 No.13692896 >>13692780 I wanna court her so hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:47:34 2015 No.13692897 >>13692036 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:47:37 2015 No.13692898 Redhead hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:54:38 2015 No.13692913 >>13692898 I want a Hellhound that has white as a Gazer's and messy red hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:56:01 2015 No.13692916 I want to be as as casual as possible in front of a nerdy MG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:56:42 2015 No.13692919 >>13692913 Mein nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:15:46 2015 No.13692934 >>13692913 The world is not ready for such perfection

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:25:36 2015 No.13692950

>>13691998
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Soul
i can see it already, me having this angel soul thing and then a group of 3 angels/valkyries come to me and follow me because i have the blessing or something, and then we go on an adventure for them to train me and for me to find the will of the goddess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:28:50 2015 No.13692962 >>13692286 Denzel you dirty bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:30:44 2015 No.13692967 >>13691998 >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment Team mates don't matter because I will betray them all and infest the land with Super Matango. I will make you all fucking mushrooms. Literally.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:34:15 2015 No.13692978

>>13692780
>it's been two weeks since that fatefall day. After your mom ungrounded freedom was in the air again.
>This also meant justice was back on the menu in the suburbs of Monster Girl City. This time with your new partner Veronica the Ushi Oni from down the street.
You smell that Veronica ? I smell great heaping amounts of total unadulterated heresy in our mist.
>"No, just pasta sauce and cheese. I don't heresy has a smell"
That's why your are not the Red Paladin. Lack of perception is a horrible trait for a leader.
>She does sorta have point though.I think it would be hard to find evil in a Arcade with pizza barely qualifying as edible to have a much evil. Where would we find heresy in this place.
Umm... Vernoica. If you were leader what do you think we should do?
>"I would look around the Arcade Room to see any evil doers would take advantage of the darkness in the room to prey on unsuspecting victims."
That's a great idea! Evil always lurks in the shadows. That's why your the smart one.
>To be fair you think she can only be the smart one. She can't really assert herself enough to be called the tough one. Your fairly certain your the cool one.
For Honor and Glory!
>"Glory!"
>You run head first into the Arcade Room. Its a lot darker than you thought it would be. Well of course its going to be dark evil lurks here.
Now don't be scared Veronica. The Darkness only scare fools and cowards.
>"Then why are you shaking behind me?"
I'm just taking a tactical postion behind you, and i'm not shaking out fear its uh ....enticement.
>Most of the room is filled with Girls, with exception of one boy.
We found a viticm of the week!
>"isn't that a little harsh to say for someone you about to save?"
>With bold perception you notice a large girl walk towards the boy. They are argueing at each other. The girl is grabbing his arm.
Stop right there you shady fiend! I the Red Paladin Ranger will punish you for you misdeads.
>"Don't forget me the Pink Paladin Ranger"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:35:47 2015 No.13692982 >>13692978 excitement*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:38:51 2015 No.13692992 >>13692323 >Lighting up an elderly yeti's twilight years God damn it guys, I don't want to be a gerontophile!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:45:14 2015 No.13693012

>>13692978
Vernoica we already said that you were the smart one which means your blue
>"Smart is also cute"
No it is not
>" Yes it is my Mom said so"
Ok fine, well settle this later. As i was saying unhand that boy
>Before you know it the boy and the large girl was gone.
Now look what you did. The boy is gone. I was expecting a reward for saving him. Like a hug or kiss on the cheek.
>"I thought Paladins do it for the good deeds alone"
>Well sometimes a girl wants some affection from a cute boy. Oh god i'm like my mom
How about we just go eat pizza?
>"Yeah! I'm starving!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:50:12 2015 No.13693020 >>13693012 >my Mom said so And thus the argument was won.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:51:20 2015 No.13693024 [SPOILER]

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>>13692482
>Yell at Super Wurm that Shirihebi, The Ice Creamed Vandal, should pay the ultimate price
>Wurm yells back that she doesn't have 4 dollars on her to pay for the best ice cream
>Immediately give up and flee the fighting
>While trying not to confess that you love her so damn much that you'd buy her an entire ice cream Parlor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:52:53 2015 No.13693026 >>13693024 Go away Jason, nobody likes you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:55:47 2015 No.13693029 File: 1.07 MB, 818x1157, 1432754681330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A choice lies before you: 1. At the Mountains of Maddeningly Soft Hugs 2. Delinquent couple being too cool for school

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:56:05 2015 No.13693030 >>13693026 >Nobody Batman did! And who are you to Batman? A nobody! Worth less than a fictional cartoon character in my Canadian Animes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:56:52 2015 No.13693032 >>13693012 http://pastebin.com/93wjynGu I saved it on a pastebin. I might make more stories with her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:57:10 2015 No.13693033 >>13691979 Hm. Probably something like Holst, Yeti, Troll, unshaved Weresheep. Maybe, maybe Dhampir or Unicorn. >>13692272 Sounds like a good time to me too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:57:37 2015 No.13693035 >>13693030 Then why did Batman just get another Robin? Soon as Dick grew up, Brucie picked a new boytoy. Soon as Jason expired, he grabbed himself some tight Tim. >>13693032 Will she eventually be corrupted? She will, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:58:40 2015 No.13693037 >>13693029 I guess my choice depends on what kind mountains those mountains are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 09:58:43 2015 No.13693038 >>13693035 She's corrupted in her own special way

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:00:05 2015 No.13693040 >>13693037 The mountains themselves are just regular mountains. But here there be Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:01:10 2015 No.13693041 >>13693035 It worked out in the end though, because now Batman has like four robins at the same time! And three batgirls! And one batwoman!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:02:06 2015 No.13693042 >>13693041 Dirty old man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:02:10 2015 No.13693043 >>13693040 Okay... Give me those delinquents then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:02:24 2015 No.13693044 >>13693029 I'll go with number 1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:02:25 2015 No.13693045 File: 432 KB, 1910x2801, Yuuko2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post a softer girl Protip: you can't

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:03:41 2015 No.13693046 >>13693043 >>13693044 And we have a tie right off the bat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:05:07 2015 No.13693048 >>13693046 Well yetis are yetis, but "delinquents" is the mystery box!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:05:15 2015 No.13693049 >>13693046 Delinquents

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:05:58 2015 No.13693051 >>13693048 No it isn't. One is a human, the other is a Dark Elf, I just put up an update to it earlier. >>13693049 Are you sure you're not cheating?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:06:17 2015 No.13693052 >>13693046 Okay here's a crazy idea, could we go to the mountains of maddeningly soft delinquents?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:07:00 2015 No.13693053 >>13693052 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:07:02 2015 No.13693054 >>13693046 Centipede

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:07:40 2015 No.13693055 >>13693046 Andrea please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:08:32 2015 No.13693056 >>13693054 Did you say Tiger? Because I don't see that option.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:08:37 2015 No.13693057 >>13693053 Aww.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:09:27 2015 No.13693061 >>13693056 In that case, C E N T I P E D E.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:09:32 2015 No.13693062 >>13693057 You could make it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:10:32 2015 No.13693064 >>13693061 You have selected "Jinko". Error.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:11:04 2015 No.13693065 >>13693056 >Tiger Junko

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:11:45 2015 No.13693067 >>13693065 Junko died of dysentery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:17:10 2015 No.13693070 File: 878 KB, 600x1101, 1424668869127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frilly Ogre! Everybody point your fingers and laugh!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:19:01 2015 No.13693071 >>13693070 >you will never kiss an ogres layers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:20:01 2015 No.13693074 >>13693071 Would she be Christmas Cake Ogre? Because cakes have layers too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:21:24 2015 No.13693075 >>13693029 Well it looks like the winner is number 2. Expect it by Monday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:27:52 2015 No.13693080 >>13693070 >You will never headpat an ogre for being qt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:28:01 2015 No.13693081 >>13693041 where can i read/watch more about this ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:30:16 2015 No.13693086 >>13693081 On >>>/co/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:35:52 2015 No.13693095 >>13693070 Stupid cute ogres and their horn bows and frilly clothes.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:48:17 2015 No.13693110
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>>13693086
Come on, who doesn't love some weak young boys in tight suits trying to be all tough. only to get taken by some villain.

i almost find them comedies, not one of the robins found out that batman is succubus that handles in boy trade.

i know all the lizards think its edgy but who cares about those SJW's

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:53:40 2015 No.13693122 I want to fight for my pride with a lizardmen champion!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:55:37 2015 No.13693126
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>Ultrahot Succuslut wants to fuck all her coworkers
>She intimidates them so bad nobody wants to try for her
>She's actually still a virgin
>This also happened when she was in school
>She keeps several rotors buzzing away in her sad, lonely virgin pussy to keep the tears at bay during the day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:59:17 2015 No.13693133 >>13693126 That looks like the face of someone who's trying so hard to be smug but failing miserably at it. I pity her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:00:55 2015 No.13693136 File: 240 KB, 800x800, elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You spot this elf at the library, what do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:01:21 2015 No.13693138 >>13693133 I bet she read about people wanting to fuck the smug out of smug girls and is awkwardly trying to get a piece of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:04:02 2015 No.13693141 >>13693136 Get her to put her head and hands in the old stocks in the corridor and film the hottest porno of all time as passersby rape her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:04:57 2015 No.13693142 >>13693136 Go back to reading my book

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:06:00 2015 No.13693147 >>13693126 Maybe we get to talk it out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:07:16 2015 No.13693151 >>13693136 >BL I slap the elf for being an indecent fujoshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:09:13 2015 No.13693153 I want to be a therapist for monstergirls and listen to their problems

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:09:24 2015 No.13693155 >>13693136 Keep minding my own business.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:11:43 2015 No.13693158 >>13693136 I offer to call her faggot and throttle her while fucking her anus doggy style so she can roleplay her yaois.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:18:50 2015 No.13693169 >>13693136 Sneak on her and molest her knife ears.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:26:29 2015 No.13693182

>>13693136
offer to let her watch me fuck my boyfriend.
she almosts faints as she shes the handsome guy behind me.
when we get in the bedroom he reveals himself to be an alp.
she goes in a fetal position as a crowd in the room gathers, blocking her exit as she is forced to watch me fuck different mg's while the rest laughs at her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:27:56 2015 No.13693189 >>13693182 Why do I want to molest a fujo so bad? I know they're shit but I still somehow want to bury my dick balls-deep inside one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:31:23 2015 No.13693196 >>13693182 Nice one Anon, maybe that would become a shock therapy and snap her out of that crap.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:51:31 2015 No.13693222

I want to train so hard that sweat feels like boulders crushing down on me! That even the slightest movement requires strenuous effort, where I run so long that I feel like I'm walking through thick mud with a sack carrying my body weight in it!
Then when I am finished with my training I wish to one on one with an Oni and now with my body hardened through training beat her and make her submissive, then pamper her with meat earned through my winnings in tournaments across the globe!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:54:35 2015 No.13693228

So what if you were an old man, living alone in a retirement center with MGs in the world? Would you secretly want a younger MG to make you into her husband and make you younger again or at the very least visit you often? Or would you rather be left alone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:56:21 2015 No.13693230 File: 1.15 MB, 768x1024, kraken8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never have a kraken older sister

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:57:21 2015 No.13693232 >>13693228 lets not dig in that foxhole. lets just assume that the life lengthening magic keeps you the same age. or all older people die before 50 because of spinal fractures

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:58:32 2015 No.13693235 >>13693228 Course I'd like some company, and prolonged youth would be nice; hell I wouldn't end up there at all in that case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 11:58:39 2015 No.13693236 >>13693230 so we talking a house by the sea. a house partway in the sea. or one of them, "have fun never being able to invite friends over or have a dry set of clothes when you go to school" kind of home

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:02:01 2015 No.13693242 File: 531 KB, 400x900, 2aa656ffd039ff0f0a63a8251148275d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692597 Sandersonia Cutest Sister.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:02:14 2015 No.13693243

>>13693228
"As you grow old, you learn more. If you stayed at twenty-two, you'd always be as ignorant as you were at twenty-two. Aging is not just decay, you know. It's growth. It's more than the negative that you're going to die, its also the positive that you understand you're going to die, and that you live a better life because of it." (118) - Morrie

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:05:52 2015 No.13693249 >>13693230 >A kraken will never put all 10 of her tentacles on you and slowly take them all off covering you in tiny kisses, giggling as you squirm around in response and preparing to do it all over again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:18:10 2015 No.13693270 I want to help the Sabbath get fit! No chubby lolis here, just toned bellies and spats!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:20:34 2015 No.13693276

>>13693243
Pretty sure you can grow staying young. There aren't really any biological obstacles denying getting wiser, are there? Of course 22 is a bit too little being still hormone-governed, late twenties would perfect.

>its also the positive that you understand you're going to die, and that you live a better life because of it.
Didn't see anyone following that yet. If anything, mortality seems to make us more irresponsible and ill-motivated, basically #YOLO.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:31:24 2015 No.13693303 >>13693270 I want the reverse, a toned, tomboy Baphomet to help me to fit. >"Come on nii-chan you can do better than that" >"Ten more, you can do it." >"Jeez you really couldn't handle it? And I was going to let you use my thighs too"

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:31:41 2015 No.13693304

>>13693276
Well it is more about trying to stay and age like asking if you would want to be years younger. It isn't telling you to live like your last in a sense it is to live kind to others if it is your last then you were kind and nice if not you were still a good person.

"Because if you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forward."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:32:13 2015 No.13693305 >>13693303 >Do you even lift onii-chan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:33:48 2015 No.13693308 File: 185 KB, 658x565, Sandersonia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693242 Sandersonia needs to be bred.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:35:11 2015 No.13693311 >>13693305 A better incentive to train would be if she was the weight. Bench pressing a Baphomet while getting a good feel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:37:31 2015 No.13693318 >>13693311 >Squatting with her sitting on your shoulders >Benching with her acting as the weight >Running with her clinging to your back like yoda. Sweaty shower sex where you can fully see how tight she is, and feels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:37:51 2015 No.13693320 >>13693230 I'd become a fearsome pirate with her by my side!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:40:03 2015 No.13693329 >>13693320 >And now...release the kraken! >little loli Kraken pops up next to your ship and waves at you. >Enemies start laughing until she uses size change magic and starts playing with their ship like a kid in a bath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:41:25 2015 No.13693334 File: 398 KB, 1000x1882, Sea Monster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693329

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:42:18 2015 No.13693339 >>13693334 2cutebut needs more rubber ducky

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:43:26 2015 No.13693343 My Lilim Psychiatrist says I'll be happier with life if I start having spontaneous sex with any Monster Girl who asks to fuck me. Is she right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:44:38 2015 No.13693346 >>13693343 no go to the Paladin Psychiatrist

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:44:57 2015 No.13693350

>>13693318
>that spoiler
If that's the reward even a lazy bum like me would be in shape in no time.
>Eventually get fit as hell
>The two of you are walking down the road after a hard work out and an Oni starts eyeing you up
>She slaps you ass
>The Baphomet flips out and tosses her through a wall
>Maybe you're not on her level just yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:45:37 2015 No.13693352 >>13693343 Probably not, since sex wont fill the void, but what do I know? I'm not a Lilim psychiatrist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:45:54 2015 No.13693354 I want to run a business where I let MG cuddle with me and tell me their problems

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:47:28 2015 No.13693356 >>13693343 Are you the psychiatrist? No right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:47:34 2015 No.13693357 >>13693343 Make a campy advance on her, talking about how it's wrong for patient and practitioner to be together yet so, so right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:47:50 2015 No.13693358 >>13693343 She is. You're fulfilling your purpose as a male.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:50:12 2015 No.13693360 >>13693343 My life has been so much better since I started having sex with my mindflayer girlfriend, she's kind, caring and always knows what's best for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:51:52 2015 No.13693364 I want to share my memories with a mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:52:33 2015 No.13693365 >>13693360 >>13693364 I want a Mindflayer to completely destroy my happy marriage and family just to be my wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:54:27 2015 No.13693369 >>13693365 That is bad wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:55:23 2015 No.13693375 >>13693364 I think if I did that the mindflayer would run right the other way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:56:01 2015 No.13693377 I want to marry the Elvin Paladin who betrayed her kind because their draconian laws are corrupting their livelihoods and are becoming eco terrorists!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:57:37 2015 No.13693379 >>13693377 But is she willing to eat meat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 12:58:28 2015 No.13693384 >>13693379 She in fact ate three steaks upon arriving!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:02:04 2015 No.13693390 >>13693354 How much would you charge for this service?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:02:18 2015 No.13693391 >>13693384 I'd giver her a nice hamburger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:03:19 2015 No.13693393 >>13693390 Not that expensive, maybe 10 dollars an hour

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:04:08 2015 No.13693395 >>13693384 Damn, most Elves would get sick after one bite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:05:00 2015 No.13693398 >>13693334 daughteru/10 >>13693384 She bulkan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:05:42 2015 No.13693401 http://strawpoll.me/4736884

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:09:40 2015 No.13693410 >>13692402 Literally Dhampir and her mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:11:12 2015 No.13693412 File: 294 KB, 808x1200, 1435252272710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693398 >daughteru/10 Don't be fooled by her cuteness there, she's actually quite lewd.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:11:53 2015 No.13693413
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>You will never have a Siren waifu
>You'll never defeat her in the ability to pitch your voice at least once in your lifetime
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOyFGuGELN0

I LITERALLY HAVE ONLY 2 SIREN PICKS AND BOTH ARE TOO LEWD TO POST, THE FUCK?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:13:00 2015 No.13693418 >>13693410 I like to think that not all the Dhampirs are as shit as the profile says and some of them are in good terms with their mothers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:13:53 2015 No.13693420 >>13692402 Cheshire in her goth phase.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:16:32 2015 No.13693429
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>>13692880
MGC Maid Central is unsure of the equipment Kiwi uses. She has however been reported to "fly" through the hallways with a trail of steam behind her.

Kiwi's Dust Destroyers have indeed been sighted lighting objects on fire. But their exact mechanics are unsure, as our experts have not been capable of taking a closer look.

I like your descriptions. Are they from somewhere or did you make them up?

>>13692655
MGC Maid Central wishes you both good luck and a Kiki-tastic day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:16:45 2015 No.13693430 File: 283 KB, 450x612, 1423472023397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693391 Ratto buhgah?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:18:26 2015 No.13693436 >>13693418 That's pretty okay with me actually. >>13693429 I still never got a maid recommentation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:18:26 2015 No.13693437 What if a war vet's memories are way too brutal for a mindflayer to erase? What if they're so scarring that they come back even after being erased?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:18:38 2015 No.13693438 >>13693430 No good black Angus beef

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:18:48 2015 No.13693440 >>13693354 I want to get a massage from a MG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:18:49 2015 No.13693441 >>13693430 Nyanon no! Mice are not food!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:20:42 2015 No.13693446 >>13693437 What if witnessing them gives the mindflayer PTSD too? Would you a minfflayer that's mentally scared and has sworn never to enter a guy's mind again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:21:22 2015 No.13693449 >>13693446 >Would you a minfflayer that's mentally scared and has sworn never to enter a guy's mind again? In a fucking heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:21:24 2015 No.13693450 >>13693418 See, the only way I would ever accept a vampire is if they were taught manners and kindness from a Dhampir, so I have no problems with how they act. Actually, not that I think about it, they are pretty high tier for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:21:46 2015 No.13693452 File: 308 KB, 800x1000, Give me the Massage baby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693440

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:22:59 2015 No.13693455 >>13693446 Would heal her so she learns to use her powers again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:24:28 2015 No.13693457 >>13693450 For a dhampir manners and kindness means making her a sub, so no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:25:02 2015 No.13693459 >>13693430 >>13693441 Who is Nyanon and why are mice their thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:26:35 2015 No.13693465 How would you and your waifu prepare for war? I'd get a big blenderr and attach it to the front of my sandworm waifu's carapace? Inside the mouth maybe. I don't know sandworms are pretty solid for defense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:27:46 2015 No.13693468 >>13693436 Please remain patient. There are currently twenty more forms remaining that have to be matched.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:28:32 2015 No.13693470 >>13693457 Yeah, that's fine. To each their own, and all. I don't really care about sub or dom shit at all, as long as they are kind and loving either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:29:12 2015 No.13693472 >>13693465 >Bothering with war when your waifu is sandworm You can literally just fuck off under the sands until you die of old age.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:29:13 2015 No.13693473 >>13693470 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:30:13 2015 No.13693474 >>13693441 I'm not him, and I'll eat all the rat burgers I feel like! >>13693459 Nyanon is the reason we can't have Tigers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:31:24 2015 No.13693476 >>13693474 >Nyanon is the reason we can't have Tigers. Why is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:32:59 2015 No.13693480 >>13693476 Because they're not a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:33:17 2015 No.13693481 File: 3.81 MB, 2500x2000, 1426409780470.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693474 >>13693476 Here we go...Again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:34:33 2015 No.13693484 >>13693481 I'm sorry, I'm new. I didn't know it would make a shitstorm, I'll go back to lurking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:36:23 2015 No.13693489 >>13693459 http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:37:18 2015 No.13693490 >>13693484 It's fine. You're fine. It's just a small thing that's become a meme at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:37:28 2015 No.13693491 >>13693484 It's not a shitstorm so much as a joke at this point. One that's been beaten to the ground. Basically, Nyanon fucked up big time during a story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:37:35 2015 No.13693492 >>13693489 Holy hell that's a girthy paste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:38:45 2015 No.13693495 >>13693491 What did he do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:39:35 2015 No.13693499 >>13693495 He asked us to make a choice. We did. Then someone bitched about it until he agreed to undo the choice. And then CYOAs died.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:41:09 2015 No.13693506 >>13693499 I see. Thanks mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:43:15 2015 No.13693508 File: 1.34 MB, 900x1900, 1428304915439.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693506 Remember not be too hard on him. Cheesenugget is not a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:44:12 2015 No.13693512 File: 80 KB, 734x518, No Tears Anon, we've had a good run over the years.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693499 >CYOA's died It still hurts a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:44:22 2015 No.13693514 >>13693508 From what you said, someone was just being a faggot. Nyanon seems ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:50:25 2015 No.13693522 >>13693398 Now that you mention it I haven't seen her since her chainmail around her rump tore!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 13:59:16 2015 No.13693536 >>13693512 I never did one, but you guys seem to really want one. is nobody else doing any ? also, when making a CYOA's how much do you ask the thread where to go. and should you have in mind what will happen for all choices in advance ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:00:09 2015 No.13693537 File: 1.10 MB, 913x1000, bcdb3dbd3b3fa3877af30e13a843f97b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucking love the squid / kid / mindflayer connection all y'all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:01:10 2015 No.13693541 >>13693536 CYOA's/Quests universally belong on /tg/, reinforced rather strictly by the mods. Go read their Weekend Quest Thread General for more information. Don't do that shit here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:01:25 2015 No.13693543 >>13693536 >should you have in mind YES.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:03:05 2015 No.13693544 >>13693536 CYOA's always get stupid answers. I've done a couple way back and I vastly prefer greentexting and reacting to comments on the fly. Pretty much the same thing with much better results.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:05:10 2015 No.13693548 >>13693541 so CYOA's will be removed by the janitors in this thread ? >>13693543 seems hard. how far in advance do you think out all choices? >>13693544 this is kinda what i figure most would do, it might fit my style more to.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:05:58 2015 No.13693549

>>13693544

Yeah that's what I do when I write a lengthy green text. I make a post and then as people reply to it I take some of their comments into consideration as I make my next post.

All it takes is once idle sentence to inspire me to make post after post of a greentext

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:07:14 2015 No.13693553 >>13693548 >you Oh I don't do CYOAs and I make my writing up as I go along, but I'm shitty so it doesn't count. You need to know what you're going to do in every scenario or else you'll end up getting all inconsistent and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:10:54 2015 No.13693557 >>13693412 >>13693334 Time to give the daughteru the duck

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:11:30 2015 No.13693559

>>13693536
>>13693544

Many of the best MG CYOAs I've seen have been on anonkun, a dedicated CYOA site. It allows GMs to manage games much more effectively: there's real-time chat window, vote counting (both open and hidden vote counting to prevent "sheeple" syndrome), dice roll generator, ability to ban griefers and prevent samefagging, scheduling system to let people know in advance when it starts, etc.

Right now the two largest ones running at Fallout MGQ and AlpQuest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:11:39 2015 No.13693561 >>13693557 Sounds like one Lucky Ducky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:12:29 2015 No.13693564 I want to take a night stroll in MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:12:39 2015 No.13693565 >>13693559 >AlpQuest I am intrigued but also frightened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:14:12 2015 No.13693569 >>13693559 So CYOA's wont be insta banned? i kind of feel like starting something and just see where people want the story to go, like not even choices. just start writing and continue based on suggestions of others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:14:18 2015 No.13693570 >>13693564 I want to warn you not to take a night stroll in MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:14:39 2015 No.13693573 I want Kakuen Kong to be taken to NYC and her to freak out at her unveiling and kidnap me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:16:26 2015 No.13693577 >>13693569 Better not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:16:31 2015 No.13693578 >>13693564 Do you have protection with or do you want to be husbanded by the most sordid mg available?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:17:51 2015 No.13693581 >>13693570 Just a night stroll >>13693578 Turns out men are to scared to come out at night so monsters stopped going out also

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:18:05 2015 No.13693583 >>13693536 Don't do a CYOA. People ALWAYS get pissy when the answer they want doesn't win.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:18:29 2015 No.13693584 >>13693569 Yeah, because what we really need to get rid of the shit reputation of CYOA's here is a shit directionless CYOA. Ask Nyan how well that worked out for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:19:22 2015 No.13693586 >>13693583 what if i dont really care about that ?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:19:55 2015 No.13693589

>>13693565
It's VERY smutty compared to /mgt/ CYOAs, but it doesn't take itself too seriously so it's a fun read, particularly with diceroll mechanics (making events and character traits semi-unpredictable).

It did have a lot of trap/shota yaoi content early on (about three scenes in a 18000 word story) -- but most/all of the reoccuring male characters are very close to alping, so there probably won't any starting in the near future. You can easily skip over the content you don't like though if you're not someone who goes autistic over stuff he doesn't like, since it's only three or so scenes

http://anonkun.com/stories/alp-quest/qvPh4rjWTzkpTcPxo/home

Usually runs nightly starting about 12 hours from now. I think. Guy said he's going on vacation soon so might be AWOL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:20:42 2015 No.13693591 >>13693570 I want to ignore a strangers warning and go on a midnight stroll through MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:21:16 2015 No.13693592 >>13693589 I am going to pass, but only because I don't want to change my sleep rhythm.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:22:40 2015 No.13693595

>>13693586
You think you won't
Then everyone starts blaming you, saying it's your fault X choice won, labeling you, making conspiracies about you, and ultimately forgetting all the work you put in and forgetting all the good you did existed and only get the bad brought up.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:23:00 2015 No.13693597

>>13693592
You can still read the previous chapters like a pastebin, since everything is automatically formated in story form. Although reading a CYOA afterwards is never as awesome as being in the heat of the moment participating, it's still a decent, humorous, if not smutty read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:25:28 2015 No.13693601 >>13693578 Grandpa has just given my own rape whistle on Birthday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:26:24 2015 No.13693603 >>13693595 i think il give it a shot tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:28:57 2015 No.13693610 >>13693595 >>13692752 I'd strongly recommend anonkun since it eliminates most of the issues from running it on /mgt/ (most importantly, samefag voting) and makes your job as a GM far easier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:34:14 2015 No.13693627 >>13693610 Oops, quoted the wrong person. Meant for >>13693603

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:35:37 2015 No.13693631 File: 424 KB, 788x1200, 276_kakuen_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693573 >Kakuen Kong Sounds dangerous trying to handle a booty that big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:36:01 2015 No.13693632 >>13693589 What do you know, Anonkun's visual design became less of an eye raping disaster in the two years since I last checked it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:40:39 2015 No.13693639 >>13693536 People still do lite CYOAs. Like Seafoams current Nightmare story, if he continues it. I'd be fine with more, myself, since they are the only way I have any interest in a lot of MGs, but it's fine either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:48:30 2015 No.13693656 File: 50 KB, 958x684, Sexy Sleepwear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night guys. Don't let the Stinky-Pedes sting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:53:49 2015 No.13693665 can hellhounds see colors?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:54:24 2015 No.13693668 >>13693136 >BL Ask her why she schlicks to alps. Does she really want to fuck an alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:54:39 2015 No.13693669 >>13693665 They see red and want it painted black.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:55:33 2015 No.13693673 >>13693045 >>13693656 >Hot night, huh? Don't fucking remind me, it's 30°C in here and the air conditioner is broken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:57:22 2015 No.13693676 >>13693673 Well at least you're not in India.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:58:12 2015 No.13693679 >>13693665 I figure they would, strangely styled eyes aside since they're not dog eyes. The human shaped parts behave more humanly at least, that's how I see it. Otherwise wanwans and kittys can't eat chocolate, and that would be sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 14:59:10 2015 No.13693681 >>13693676 India doesn't count. It's practically a strawman country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:00:02 2015 No.13693683 >>13693665 can a robot girl dream of electric weresheep?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:02:16 2015 No.13693687 >>13693559 Unfortunately the protagonist of the Fallout one seems to be a monster boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:06:06 2015 No.13693695 >>13693656 But I want to get stung by a Zipangunese stink bug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:07:07 2015 No.13693698 >>13693681 Thank you, come again. >>13693695 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:09:46 2015 No.13693708 >>13693698 Yes I do. I'd also smell one's hair and bury my face in her stinkypede nethers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:11:49 2015 No.13693716 >>13693708 She poops from a cloaca.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:12:44 2015 No.13693718 >>13693716 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:14:32 2015 No.13693724 File: 105 KB, 500x600, Creepy crawly colored as sexily as possible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693718 There's no other hole on that bug. Sorry to disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:15:29 2015 No.13693726 >>13693724 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:16:42 2015 No.13693731 >>13693724 There could be one on the centipede part.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:20:13 2015 No.13693735 >>13693724 that last segment is literally called the anal segment. they poop from there

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:27:51 2015 No.13693753
File: 30 KB, 352x472, Khepri2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>You're walking home at night, it's a rough neighbourhood but it's been peaceful recently
>Suddenly a gang of thugdere Khepri corner you
>Their leader steps forward
>"Hey nerd, your money or your semen. Which will it be?"
How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:29:33 2015 No.13693758 >>13693753 "My wife is a Lilim"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:29:45 2015 No.13693760 >>13693753 >Letting your guard down when you know it's a bad neighborhood You deserve to get raped, you dumbass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:31:00 2015 No.13693767 >>13693753 >Ever letting your guard down in a rough neighbourhood >A rough neighbourhood you KNOW is rough Justified. Everything bad that happens to you is justified

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:32:02 2015 No.13693770 >>13693753 With a kissu, I'm going to be as lovey dovey as possible during the raping to fluster them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:32:43 2015 No.13693772 >>13693753 In a situation like this, I'd do the only thing I'm really good at. >"D-Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:33:56 2015 No.13693777 >>13693753 Give them the semen. Shower them in the love they desire. Thugdere is an amusing type, and Khepri are alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:38:56 2015 No.13693787 >>13693753 Considering the Khepri are the ones keeping the neighborhood safe from those militant WBC paladins, I'd give them as much semen as they can handle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:40:37 2015 No.13693793 >>13693787 WBC hates the KKK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:41:45 2015 No.13693797 >>13693753 "I don't have any money, but will you accept my love?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:46:39 2015 No.13693809 >>13693753 "W-what are you planning to do with that ball?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:49:26 2015 No.13693817 >>13693809 >"OH YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW WOULDN'T YOU?" >"WE'RE GONNA PLAY BASKET BALL WITH IT"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:51:08 2015 No.13693821 >>13693631 Anon, I don't care how dangerous it is. I will play that booty like a pair of house-sized bongos if it kills me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:52:20 2015 No.13693824 >>13693817 COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:52:32 2015 No.13693825 >>13693821 >Bouncing on Kakuen-Kong's butt-cheeks like trampolines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:54:47 2015 No.13693829 >>13693817 I too like shooting some B-ball outside of the school... Until a couple of Khepri who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:57:14 2015 No.13693840 >>13693753 "Please save the bullying for the alps."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:59:01 2015 No.13693847 >>13693829 Did you get in one little fight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:59:24 2015 No.13693850 >>13693840 >Khepris corner a guy >Shove their DE ball into him >Suddenly he turns into an arch alp How much would they suffer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 15:59:29 2015 No.13693852 A group of Khepri who part of a local basketball team come up to you one day and ask if you'd come to the big game that's coming up and cheer them on. Do you agree to attend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:01:15 2015 No.13693855 I'd be an Arch Alp just for the super powers, and use them to put an end to human boy rape!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:04:10 2015 No.13693859 >>13693850 How much would they suffer? He wouldn't suffer; if he was turned into an Alp that means he was gay.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:05:28 2015 No.13693860
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>>13693758
The Khepri burst into laughter and show complete disbelief and go to rape you anyway. Right as they finish removing your pants they start flying through the air like bowling pins and you're swept up into a princess carry by your Lilim waifu, luckily you were close to home and she was waiting for you.
>>13693770
You catch their leader off guard with an intense kiss causing her to pull away and drop to the floor crying. It turns out that was her first kiss, she's not even tough and was acting on peer pressure. "Y-you're going to take responsibility for this you hear me?" she says looking up at you with tears in her eyes and blush plastered across her face.
>>13693772
The Khepri knock you out and steal your money, the last thing you hear before losing conciousness is one of them complaining about bane posters.
>>13693777
>>13693787
>>13693797
Many ejaculations later you awaken amid a pile of content Khepri as a freshly turned Incubus and they appoint you as their new leader, whether you correct their criminal ways or attempt to take control of the city is in your hands.
>>13693809
"What, the nerd is actually interested in ball?" you hear one of them mutter. You still have no idea what's going on when the ball is kicked towards you and you're challenged to a game of street soccer with your virginity on the line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:05:47 2015 No.13693862 >>13693859 I meant the khepris. They just used months worth of gathering demonic energy on a guy who alped from it.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:06:30 2015 No.13693863

>>13693850
>They receive Arch Alp
>Alp prepares for violent retribution
>They're overjoyed and declare this to be the reincarnation of their lost pharaoh
>They dress the alp up in egyptian clothing and begin training her rigorously for the role as the new pharaoh
>The Khepris make sure she can't escape, taking their job very seriously now that there's no dick to distract them
>Arch Alp becomes the reluctant ruler of a bright green demon realm, toiling away in frustrating monstergirl politics, praying every day that an Apophis will come and put her out of her misery then take over
>But Apophi never come because they can tell it's not a real pharaoh, just an alp that acts like one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:08:09 2015 No.13693865 >>13693860 >Right as they finish removing your pants they start flying through the air like bowling pins and you're swept up into a princess carry by your Lilim waifu Best ending

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:08:29 2015 No.13693867 I wonder if an Monster would enjoy a roller coaster

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:09:14 2015 No.13693868

>>13693860
>whether you correct their criminal ways or attempt to take control of the city is in your hands.
Oh yes, I like this turn. I must turn them into a super hero squad that roams the city helping people, and comes home after to join the cuddle pile.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:09:49 2015 No.13693869

>>13693860
>The Khepri knock you out and steal your money, the last thing you hear before losing conciousness is one of them complaining about bane posters.
When I wake up, I will do everything in my power to hunt them down, find their hideout, break in and subdue them, and while I stand high above their binded bodies, I'll tell them That's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:12:19 2015 No.13693872 >>13693753 >Rip off my shirt as I stare them down, their smug grins falling as the see iron hard pecs glistening in the moon light. >I take my stance and tell them to prepare themselves as one does not simply challenge a muscle wizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:15:48 2015 No.13693883 I want to hug a thug dullahan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:18:28 2015 No.13693892 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, 1397612601168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693883 Is she all thug, or does the body become a dere-dere cuddler if the head pops off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:19:55 2015 No.13693895 >>13693892 Body is dere as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:22:29 2015 No.13693905 >>13693892 > body become a dere-dere cuddler if the head pops off? That sounds hilarious. I can just imagine her yelling angrily at her body as it embraces the guy.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:24:31 2015 No.13693912

>>13693860
>"Y-you're going to take responsibility for this you hear me?"

In truth, this tactic was employed to get teased for being sappy or raped harder. The Kakuens 6 blocks down love it.

>"Ara ara, you want an old cumpump slut like me to take responsibility? Okay."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:25:11 2015 No.13693915 >>13693895 >Throw the head in the closet >Make sweet love with the body on your bed >The head is shouting and swearing while trying to hide her pleasure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:26:28 2015 No.13693922 File: 695 KB, 1200x1600, 20220..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hahaha, as if you could deny this thickness, Anon! I don't even need my Succubus magic to seduce you!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:26:49 2015 No.13693926 >>13693860 "Let's watch bootleg movies and make out at my place."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:27:30 2015 No.13693927 >>13693922 >Anon, yo cannot deny my girth! I'll see myself out now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:27:41 2015 No.13693930 >>13693922 >[x] Walk away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:28:14 2015 No.13693933 >>13693892 Wouldnt you kind of tear your scalp off if you did this? I mean the head is proportionally the heaviest part of the body

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:29:02 2015 No.13693936 >>13693922 >"Then how are your eyes making heart pupils?" Anon asked as he dry humped her butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:29:30 2015 No.13693943 >>13693915 When the head gets her body you gonna get domd hard

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:30:47 2015 No.13693951

>>13693905
>Cuddling at night with dere body
>Thug head is laying next to her on the bed, pissed off
>'Oi! Quit acting all lovey-dovey with him like that you dumb cunt!'
>'Oh, come on. You know you like it, too.'
>'As if! Why would I ever be into that mushyWAAAH!'
>Reach over and pick up her head, staring in her eyes
>'Put me down you dumbass!'
>'Did you want me to hold you?'
>Her face is blushing madly. She refuses to make eye contact with you
>'I-Idiot. I told you I don't do that mushy crap...'
>'But if you're gonna force me to, I guess I'll play along.'
>You bring her head in for a little kiss & roll over, holding her close to your chest
>Her body is hugging your back now & you're sandwiched between the to halves of her
>Her head is still blushing, but has a small smile
>'Guess this isn't to bad.'
>She nestles in closer to your chest as you drift off to sleep together

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:30:47 2015 No.13693952 >>13693922 Alright, you've seduced me. What's the next step of your master plan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:32:21 2015 No.13693962 >>13693952 "Butt to face."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:32:27 2015 No.13693964 >>13693922 literally succubutts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:33:44 2015 No.13693972 >>13693922 >'Yes But what Magic will you use to stop me from feeding you even more until you can't move?' I say as I draw two Cakes from Hammerspace

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:34:48 2015 No.13693974 >>13693962 I see no reason why a succulent succubutt to the face would be a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:36:14 2015 No.13693984 >>13693951 Nice and lovely. Hopefully she realizes sooner, rather than later, that being nice will net her more love, like her body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:37:43 2015 No.13693992 >>13691496 >That particular Succubus Would get milked to death by/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:41:04 2015 No.13694000 >>13693922 I'm gonna sink myself so fucking far into her health she won't be able to get me out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:44:02 2015 No.13694010 >>13693429 Thanks! I made them up. I used to play a traditional game where building stuff like that was part of the mechanics. I really like magitech.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:46:16 2015 No.13694021 File: 841 KB, 1013x1500, Unknown Artist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To those who actually want and desire a Harem, what is your ideal harem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:53:18 2015 No.13694041 File: 934 KB, 1080x1920, 1424112712326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13693922 "I like my women fit thank you very much"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:53:20 2015 No.13694042 >>13694021 Kuudere Oomukade, deredere Weresheep, tomboy Ushi-oni, christmas cake Wight and a Ditzy Hobgoblin. Just big enough a harem to fulfil my main desires but small enough to pay attention to them all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:53:47 2015 No.13694046 >>13694021 Wow I kinda want to go with a theme but I'm just gonna go random, Dullahan, Slime, Kiki, Succubus, and Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:55:01 2015 No.13694048 >>13694021 Fairy, Fairy, Fairy, Fairy and Fairy Guess what my favourite MG is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:56:36 2015 No.13694052 >>13693922 You're right, you don't. Now park those thighs on my lap so I can fuck them and glaze your lap like a donut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:57:25 2015 No.13694055 >>13694048 Mindflayer

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:57:52 2015 No.13694057

>>13693753
I give them my money. Then I go home, tell my superhero maid what happened, and the two of us track them down for a friendly discussion and quick resolution of the conflict. Then we teleport them to jail.Unless they laugh their asses off at us. Then my maid kicks the nearest delinquent through a window to establish superiority.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:58:57 2015 No.13694062 >>13694021 P'orc slave harem. Always.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:59:13 2015 No.13694063 >>13694055 Mindfayer Fairies. Basicaly mini Flayers with flight capabilities and stealth. Best of all is her tentacles are too small to actually reach your brain

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:59:22 2015 No.13694065 >>13693922 ▶ Turn around and leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 16:59:47 2015 No.13694067 >>13694055 What are you talk- You're right, mind flayers are objectively the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:00:22 2015 No.13694069 >>13694063 They make good nostril cleaners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:01:58 2015 No.13694073 >>13694069 >That'll be 28.99 for cleaning your nose, guy! >What do you mean you don't have enough money?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:02:01 2015 No.13694075 >>13694063 >She tries to mindflay you >Just ends up giving you the best ear cleaning asmr of your life with her tiny tentacles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:04:12 2015 No.13694078 >>13692610 uncensored version where?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:04:59 2015 No.13694083 >>13694075 I'm kind of getting sick of this ASMR trend that's been going on lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:05:47 2015 No.13694086 >>13694083 >trend >lately

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:07:36 2015 No.13694089 >>13694078 http://i.imgur.com/rpbYIyP.png >>13694083 >trend It's the natural progression of being a sick freak who faps to Japanese media. Eventually you start listening to lewd audio cds full of nip girls making weird sounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:08:16 2015 No.13694092 >>13694075 >>13694083 The only thing videos supposed to cause ASMR do is piss me off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:08:48 2015 No.13694096 >>13694086 He's right, been a large amount of it going on the last couple months in here, by suckers with nothing better than meme50's

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:09:20 2015 No.13694098 >>13694021 Dragon, Anubis, Holst, and Mantis. Covers my fetish bases & keeps the group small enough to avoid them feeling starved for attention.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:10:09 2015 No.13694102

I want to bring a nice human girl home to my place where a Slime is waiting to insert herself into the human girl, turning her into a balloon, and then melting/consuming her innards and using the girl's skin as a skin suit so we can go on a date together!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:10:37 2015 No.13694104

>>13694089
Not for a lot of people.

>>13694092
>Makes numerous noises
>Supposed to cause some sort of pleasant tingling
>Nothing
>"LEL YOUR HEADPHONES AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH"
I not only can't see the appeal, but some of the guys who are into the trend are kind of assholes. They also act like those taste testers who taste things that aren't there through bullshitting.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:10:38 2015 No.13694105

>>13694092
That's because for the most part it's one of those things that only has meaning when you're legitimately intimate with someone.

A girlfriend whispering in your ear is sexy or nice. A stranger doing it is pretty creepy, like those plastic smiles on the girls in maid cafes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:12:17 2015 No.13694113 >>13694083 I haven't seen in it get focus quite a few threads. It's not like it's Chubby Alp Senpai or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:12:47 2015 No.13694117 >>13694104 I don't like it at all and I probably have better headphones than anyone in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:13:36 2015 No.13694118 >>13694113 It's still a trending thing since it's brought up often enough, it's just not as noticeable as that fat fuck Alp who needs to work off those 5 chins.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:15:44 2015 No.13694123

>>13694021
A pale, silver furred werewolf with a defined, athletic body.
An introverted anubis with wide hips and thick thighs.
A shy tentacle girl.
A robot girl who is actually the integrated combat mech for a tiny shinki robot girl.
A slimegirl with a passion for gardening and botany.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:16:03 2015 No.13694124 >>13694083 >>13694118 You seem unreasonably angry about something that pops up once in a blue moon for a few posts at most at a time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:17:00 2015 No.13694125 >>13694021 This ain't Okayado, who made this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:17:12 2015 No.13694126 >>13694124 >Once in a blue moon Anon it comes up much more often than that. Don't bullshit me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:19:27 2015 No.13694133 >>13694126 Confirmation bias.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:20:41 2015 No.13694136

>>13694124
Not him but >>13694126 is right. It's usually a couple times a thread or once every couple days. That's pretty consistent. It's not like spam levels but it's about as common as something like Anubisfucker posting about anubisfucking.

Blue moon indicates extreme rarity in any case. And that's not right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:21:24 2015 No.13694137 >>13694133 Oh great, it seems "Stockholm Syndrome" guy is back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:24:00 2015 No.13694148 File: 1.53 MB, 722x482, 1435249862187.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Paladin-chan of Disapproval is glaring at you. What did you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:24:40 2015 No.13694151 >>13694148 Shrug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:25:12 2015 No.13694154 >>13694137 Not anon, throwing boogie manning at me won't make me stop from questioning your shaky claims. >>13694136 Then you won't mind if I ask you to demonstrate this apparently consistent and clearly discernible trend with some evidence, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:26:14 2015 No.13694161 >>13694148 Clip the one tiny string restraining that massive rack. That armor is an absolute joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:26:59 2015 No.13694165 >>13694148 Tell her to get better armor if she's going to go around disapproving of things. If you wear something like that, even a common farmer could kill you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:27:21 2015 No.13694166 >>13694148 I made fun of her "armor". >>13694154 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:27:48 2015 No.13694169 >>13694148 Ask her about the back pains.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:28:20 2015 No.13694172

>>13694154
>Shaky claims
Anon are you even around that often? We're here most of the bloody time and sift through posts when catching up.
It's mentioned anywhere from at least once a thread or once every few days. Your claim of it being "once in a blue moon" was an outright exaggeration and a false representation. Your side of the argument already has mark on it already from that, which doesn't help in you being believable at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:28:30 2015 No.13694173 >>13694148 Challenge her in combat Loser becomes the Winner's retainer/servant Little does she know I have limiters sealing my own Paladin powers to feign being weaker than her. Sumo Paladin here we come

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:29:31 2015 No.13694175 https://archive.moe/jp/search/text/asmr/

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:30:34 2015 No.13694179

>>13694154
>Then you won't mind if I ask you to demonstrate this apparently consistent and clearly discernible trend with some evidence, right?

>Search Archive for ASMR
>537 results
>Every single result for the month of June is from a monstergirl thread
>No posts more than five days apart
>Most just one or two
>The one guy obviously really into it that brings it up all the time loves talking about it with mindflayers and maids

Gee Olly, I dunno.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:31:51 2015 No.13694185
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>>13694175
Oh look at that.
At least once a thread or a few days apart. Certainly not "Once in a blue moon" like the other guy claimed.
Boy, the archives are a nice thing to have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:32:09 2015 No.13694188 People in this thread have some spectacular reading comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:34:02 2015 No.13694190 Would you rather watch a monstergirl's ASMR channel, or watch a monstergirl's Let's Play channel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:34:38 2015 No.13694193 >>13694190 Neither.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:34:38 2015 No.13694194 >>13694190 it depends on the monster girl and the game in question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:35:20 2015 No.13694198 >>13694190 Neither

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:35:42 2015 No.13694199 File: 674 KB, 1843x2513, Shiny Wurm eating pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13694190 >ASMR channel No. I really don't like that stuff. >Let's Play What are they playing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:36:36 2015 No.13694207 >>13694190 Neither. >yfw monstergirls find out about the "Spectator mode" in Anons' steam profiles when they're playing games How many stalkers average would a guy get?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:37:09 2015 No.13694208 >>13694207 I deactivated that option in a heartbeat.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:37:42 2015 No.13694211

>>13694190
Let's Play, but only if the monstergirl in question actually enjoys playing games and isn't just constantly moaning into the mic.
Monstergirl ASMR just seems pointless. If I'm not actually being wrapped up by a Lamia and she's not actually whispering into my ear then what's the fucking point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:38:11 2015 No.13694213 >>13694199 >What are they playing? Human Boy Quest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:39:50 2015 No.13694217 >>13694208 How do I disable it? Quick, before they find me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:42:21 2015 No.13694223 >>13694213 >Not Metroid Prime 3 Corruption Unsubscribed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:43:00 2015 No.13694224 >>13694217 Too late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:43:19 2015 No.13694225 >>13694223 >Metroid Prime 3 >Not playing the entire trilogy Good taste though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:43:32 2015 No.13694227 >>13694211 >only if the monstergirl in question actually enjoys playing games and isn't just constantly moaning into the mic. Good luck, MGTwitch is nothing but that. Tell me, how can you get sexually aroused playing Minecraft?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:44:12 2015 No.13694228 As promised folks, an update to the daytime drinking detective and private eye, Dennis Maxwell. Newest portion begins on line 38. More to follow soon. http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:45:16 2015 No.13694231 >>13694224 Dude, please just tell me. I already got two random friend requests.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:46:34 2015 No.13694232 >>13694225 >MG and her friend playing through the trilogy >It's not Slowbeef and Diabetus at all >No drunkenly flailing the wiimote around at all >No pointless backtracking and getting lost DESPITE HAVING A MAP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:46:38 2015 No.13694233 >>13694228 I'm really getting into this. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:47:49 2015 No.13694235 >>13694232 Thank god. I'm already liking this MG LP's already

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:48:06 2015 No.13694237 >>13694227 >Watching Twitch Minecraft That was your first mistake. Is it wrong that I want to see monstergirls play games that actually exist? I want to see a monstergirl experience human games for the first time and actually enjoy them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:49:21 2015 No.13694239 >>13694235 >Jabberowck and random other MG playing through the trilogy Would watch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:49:46 2015 No.13694241 >>13694237 I'd introduce a MG to Katamari Damacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:50:39 2015 No.13694246 >>13694233 Thanks, it's enjoyable to write. Should be more frequent updates coming in the next few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:51:47 2015 No.13694253 >>13694237 Just make sure you never introduce them to Twitch.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:53:18 2015 No.13694257

>>13694239
I want to be a monstergirl let's player's Boyfriend and introduce her to horror games.
Prime reactions to be had there, especially with something like Silent Hill 2.
I'd be laughing my ass off right up until something gets me scared because I'm a wuss who can't take scares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:53:34 2015 No.13694260 >>13694239 >They're all having a good time >That one MG that knows how to get some of the powerups early >For kicks, they even play through Hunters >And then, after Corruption, they play Super Metroid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:54:35 2015 No.13694262 >>13694253 The only thing Twitch is good for is VGCW and it's affiliate shows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:56:11 2015 No.13694268 >>13694257 It's all fun and games until someone recommends Dead Space The first one

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:56:30 2015 No.13694270

>>13694237
I want to see a monster girl introduced to video games for the first time. Her confusion over not knowing how to control anything, her struggles to make it past the first level and her sheer joy once she realises how it works and starts making progress. Maybe something simple like the first Mario.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:57:59 2015 No.13694273 >>13694270 I'd never be in a relationship with a girl who isn't good at video games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:58:39 2015 No.13694275 >>13694257 Introduce a Wurm to FNAF, as shitty as the fanbase is and as cheap as jumpscares are it'd be amusing to see her reaction. Even if that reaction is a hole in the wall after the bolts away from the screen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:58:41 2015 No.13694276 >>13694270 Make her play Zero Mission. That's as straightforward as they get

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:59:09 2015 No.13694280 >>13694268 I actually got Dead Space 2. My main reaction to jump scares is to freak out, start swearing, and melee everything until all enemies are a pile of limbs. Like I said, I'm not good with sudden scares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 17:59:45 2015 No.13694283 >>13694275 >You bought extra mice, keyboards, and monitors for this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:00:22 2015 No.13694284 >>13694260 >They also play through the demo of the Metroid 2 remake >They also comment on the new Prime game and why they're mad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:00:34 2015 No.13694285 >>13694280 Don't let your MG waifu hear that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:00:41 2015 No.13694287 >>13694270 Not as straightforward, but I want to play through Persona 3: FES with a monstergirl. We can play Persona 4 afterwards to cheer her up.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:02:15 2015 No.13694291

>>13694280
The reason why I said DS instead of DS2 is because DS2 is a scary game, that I'll agree to. Never finished it but I know what happens. But DS1 is actual horror. DS2 was mostly jumpscares. DS1 is a game you really, REALLY don't want to play at night
I should know. I never finished it because I'm not good with the spooks

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:02:42 2015 No.13694292

>>13694270

>"Okay, where's the 'rape' button?"
>"...None of this is sexy. When does it get sexy?"
>"Oh what, you can jump ON them, not just over them?"
>"This is stupid! That is not fair! Why would they make it like this? ...I didn't say I wanted to stop playing."

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:02:56 2015 No.13694294

>>13694275
>Convince Wurm GF to download FNAF
>She plays it at her house that night
>Gets got by Foxy
>Suddenly you're woken up by a fear-induced vice grip from her coils
>There's a straight line of holes through EVERY SINGLE WALL between her house and yours

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:04:13 2015 No.13694300 I wonder if MGs would hate the SMT series?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:05:35 2015 No.13694303 >Harpy girls will never experience the beauty that is Ace Combat because of their wings

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:05:51 2015 No.13694304 >>13694284 >They also comment on the new Prime game and why they're mad Don't even get me started >They play through Fusion >If you listen carefully, you can hear the fear from one of them when they encounter SA-X for the first time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:06:30 2015 No.13694306 >>13694300 They probably have their own take on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:07:02 2015 No.13694308 >>13694292 >Tsundere for video games I know that feeling. >>13694294 And that's how you lose money on the house insurance. Totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:07:05 2015 No.13694310 >>13694303 >Ace Combat Multiplayer >You know exactly who's a harpy from who's a different player

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:07:13 2015 No.13694311 >>13694304 I imagine it would be like Diabetus' playthrough of Fusion. Only with more fuck ups and fear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:10:00 2015 No.13694318 >>13694304 How would they react to the Sam & Max Series?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:11:32 2015 No.13694328

>>13694304
>Don't get me started
What's wrong with the game?
Apart from the designs looking atrocious?
And it looking like it's running on a Gen 1 DS?
And playing as the cannon fodder GF Troopers?
And the so-far complete exclusion of Samus from it?
And basically running the Prime name through the mud?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:15:05 2015 No.13694341

>>13694328
The designs are too childish.
Yes.
I really don't want to play as the fuck GF assholes.
Is it even a Metroid game at this point? You could literally change the title of it and it would be a generic childish party game.
Supposedly they say "We're working on more in the background", but their comment of "We know what you fans want" gives me an ulcer on par with the Other M fiasco.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:16:00 2015 No.13694344

>>13694328
I still can't believe that somehow passed. I'd rather they just ported Hunters onto the 3DS then that. I don't even care about the graphics
Hell, I'd rather they remade Super Metroid then that!
If it wasn't named, let alone had the Prime name on it then I wouldn't even care for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:16:50 2015 No.13694347 >>13694306 Sabbath members would probably hate this little part here http://i.imgur.com/vOPGAdy.jpg

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:22:53 2015 No.13694361

>>13694344
>Prime name

It looks like Nintendo just wanted to make something vaguely along the lines of Halo 3:ODST meets Mario Party. Sad.

But the thing about prime is it's a numerical designation. That's why the original was named Prime, because it took place between Metroid and Metroid 2.

Metroid
Metroid'
Metroid 2

Like that.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:31:23 2015 No.13694379

>>13694361
Even if you want to look at it as just a numeric designation, you can't deny that the title carries a certain amount of acclaim & expectation with it. The Prime Trilogy Revived a series that had been dead for damn near a decade, and probably got more people interested in the series than any of the previous games (barring maybe Super Metroid). After the controversy with Other M, Making a kitschy spin-off title and attaching it to the Prime series is bar none the worst possible direction to move with the series.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:43:54 2015 No.13694412 Why is aftyn a massive faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:59:37 2015 No.13694446 >>13694412 But Anon, he was always a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:01:39 2015 No.13694453 >>13694446 Yeah, but it is getting pretty retarded now that we have that dragon NTR story and the kitsune bestiality story.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:04:10 2015 No.13694458

>>13694453
>Dragon NTR
Wasn't that done forever ago? And is so painfully basic and cliche as to be laughable?

>Kitsune Bestiality
My deep, dark, secret, guilty-pleasure fetish is MGs being ravished by animals roughly analogous to their own bestial-traits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:06:34 2015 No.13694465 >>13694458 >Wanting to watch them being ravaged by beasts >Not wanting to be the beast that mercilessly ravages them This shit is dangerously near the cucklands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:07:08 2015 No.13694466 >>13694453 So? He's not posting it here. Let the nigga do what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:07:28 2015 No.13694468 >>13694465 That's why it's a deep, dark, guilty pleasure. But then, that's what Sabbath and/or Wonderland magic fuckery is for I do suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:08:28 2015 No.13694471 >>13694466 Did he fuck off from here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:09:18 2015 No.13694472 >>13694412 At least he's not me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:10:30 2015 No.13694475 >>13694021 One (1) doppelganger who is very good at tricking me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:10:41 2015 No.13694476 >>13694468 Also Mindflayers, you get to become the squid and fuck your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:11:41 2015 No.13694479 >>13694472 No what would be worst of all is if he was me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:12:11 2015 No.13694480 >>13694476 I wonder what differences there might be between a Mindflayer Squid and a Sabbath Tentacle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:15:07 2015 No.13694489 >>13694471 Which writer wouldn't want to fuck off from here with how easy it is to get you people in a tiff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:19:33 2015 No.13694498 Oh no Anon! You've awoken one morning to find that your daughteru is now an oppai loli. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:21:09 2015 No.13694504 >>13694498 She's a Holst, she didn't change a bit. Nice try anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:22:09 2015 No.13694506 >>13694504 If Holst apply twice the size of her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:23:21 2015 No.13694512 >>13694506 Mega Holsts are top tier. No complaints whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:24:12 2015 No.13694514 >>13694506 >>13694512 But how will she stand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:24:42 2015 No.13694516 >>13694498 Buy her a bra. Can't have her getting back pains and saggy breasts too soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:24:55 2015 No.13694518 >>13694498 slap titties

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:25:36 2015 No.13694519 >>13694514 With getting /fit/ and several milkings each day. Holsts are strong as fuck, remember?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:25:41 2015 No.13694521

>>13694471
Wouldn't surprise me. Honestly, I'd be completely fine with it if he did. He hasn't written a single enjoyable thing so far, he's had plenty of time to do so, and it's better if there is one else thing for faggots to bitch about. Be a shame for those that did enjoy his shit though.

>>13694498
>Yeti loli with huge snuggle lumps
Oh boy. That's something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:27:55 2015 No.13694526 >>13694519 She's young and still growing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:31:00 2015 No.13694533 >>13694498 How would an oppai loli Kiki look like?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:33:02 2015 No.13694540

>>13694521
Nowadays you can't trust writefags to not do /d/-tier shit.

It's ironic, before you had to visit the blogspot or whatever to filter the good stories but now you have to wait for some kind Anon to write a quick greentext story to enjoy some quality writefaggotry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:33:04 2015 No.13694542 >>13694521 >all the boys suddenly want to play with your Yeti daughteru >she doesn't know why Just like that South Park episode with Bebe, the boys start acting like gorillas fighting over her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:33:09 2015 No.13694543 >>13694533 Sad because her uniform top is stretched so far that the skirt is mid calf. >>13694521 What do you do when she tries to hug you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:35:01 2015 No.13694551 >>13694458 >>13694468 It's your deep♂dark♂fantasy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:35:54 2015 No.13694557 >>13694540 There's this crazy thing called the wordpress Anon. The blogspot was not the end all by any means.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:37:02 2015 No.13694559 >>13694498 This makes me think about a swarm of oppai loli zombies that are trying to catch you to get warm. You run not because you don't want to hug them but because being cuddled in such pile of breasts would make you suffocate to death.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:38:08 2015 No.13694564 >>13694551 >you will never tell an Oni she has the wrong door and the leather club is two blocks down

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:39:23 2015 No.13694567

>>13694540
>some kind Anon to write a quick greentext story to enjoy some quality writefaggotry
Yeah, that's exactly what I do. There are only three or so writers that I even bother with anymore if it isn't greentext or based on it. It's just too much trouble, man.

>>13694543
I hug her back and snuggle up with her, of course. What kind of question is that? She's my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:39:32 2015 No.13694568 >>13694543 >Oppai loli Kiki with tears in her eyes because she can't sweep. >Everytime she tries her breasts get in the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:40:15 2015 No.13694570 >>13694533 She's really klutzy because of the sudden balance shift, and often knocks things over on accident when she turns suddenly. But she tries really hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:40:40 2015 No.13694571 >>13694567 Good man. Hows the wife react if the daughters bigger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:41:49 2015 No.13694575 >>13694571 How would your waifu react if your daughteru had bigger breasts than her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:44:29 2015 No.13694584 >>13694575 >'I never thought I'd say this, but no more milk for you. Now take your milking pail and go to your room and don't come out until you're smaller- I MEAN EMPTY!'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:45:12 2015 No.13694585 I want a /fit/ Jinko to practically kidnap me from my home to go lift with her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:45:59 2015 No.13694587 >>13694575 >Cupid >Says big breasts just get in the way of the bow Pouts a bit before making a small trip to the store for 'something special'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:47:53 2015 No.13694592 >>13694567 Which writers are those?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:50:24 2015 No.13694601 >>13694587 >Says big breasts just get in the way of the bow Great, now I'm thinking about how Ancient Amazons would amputate one of their breasts to aid with their bowmanship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:51:47 2015 No.13694604 >>13694601 >Tfw this could be true for all we know History is scary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:53:23 2015 No.13694610 >>13694575 >"I need more energy!" >Proceeds to suck more of my blood

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:54:50 2015 No.13694613 >>13694540 I haven't done any /d/ material in recent memory and all I get are "Fuck off" from you degenerates. Thanks guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:54:54 2015 No.13694614 >mwf when I'll never be a nameless soldier who just choked out while on guard fit by a lamia going on about the way of a soldier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:56:24 2015 No.13694619 >>13694540 How many "fallen" writefags do we have by now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:56:52 2015 No.13694621 >>13694614 >Chokes you out by pressing your face in her breasts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:57:15 2015 No.13694624 Would office working monster girls ask their husbands to cum on their clothes so they could smell like him all day?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:57:29 2015 No.13694625

>>13694592
You know, I've had this same discussion a couple times over the past few months, and twice now it's been with the same guy. He always says that he agrees with me, largely, except for swapping out one of them for Lanternon. Is that you again, friend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:57:35 2015 No.13694626 >>13694610 >Marry a flat Vampire >Have a Dhampir daughteru >She grows up to have a huge rack On a scale of 1 to 10 how butthurt would the Vampire waifu be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 19:59:56 2015 No.13694631 >>13694625 No, sorry friendo. Just curious as a writefag who doesn't see themselves as doing /d shit if people even care what I post here.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:00:00 2015 No.13694632

>>13694619

The only ones I remember are Aftyn, Alp (When he's fucking deleting everything again), Bob, Bollocks, Bromont, Captain, InariKitsune, Lanternanon (LOL 'DONATIONS' FOR WRITEFAGGOTRY), LDR (He left for better pastures as far as writing goes, aka stuff that actually sells). MachineAnon, NegaWalker, Nyanon, Tarrek [RIP].

Of all of them only two or three of them are genuine losses the others can fuck off and die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:02:02 2015 No.13694638 >>13694626 DevASStated

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:02:30 2015 No.13694639

>>13694614
>>13694621

>You'll never be a rank-and-file soldier who manages to survive an attack by unknown assailants, successfully maintaining your post and protecting your kingdom
>You'll never be noted for your bravery by the people you protect, who rush to your aid as you struggle to remove a blade impaled in your gut
>You'll never die the same day you were decorated a hero by your king and queen a day before their daughter, who fell for you, would ask you to be her husband

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:03:21 2015 No.13694641 >>13694604 A quick google, says it's true.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:03:28 2015 No.13694642

>>13694575
I wonder if the inverse applies with sabbath lolis

>Loli waifu has a daughteru
>She ends up flatter than her mom
>gets rebellious because of itand calls her mother a disgusting busty hag
>even though the difference between their chests is just by centimeters

What would a good father do in that situation?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:04:10 2015 No.13694644

>>13694631
Ah, alright. The people who I'll generally read regardless of greentext or not are PRW, Penywise and Harblador. More recently Quicksilver, too. That's it though. I have nothing against most of the others, but I just don't care to go into something completely blind when I don't trust the writer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:06:39 2015 No.13694654 >>13694644 Fair enough. It's solid reasoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:07:34 2015 No.13694657 >>13694644 >Harblador But that guy writes the most bizarre of shit, after ruining two stories that had potential with some weird shit i promised to not lurk his stories ever again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:09:17 2015 No.13694661 >>13694657 This is why i'm glad nobody in their right mind would lurk my shit.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:09:29 2015 No.13694663

>Walking home through MGC
>Work kept you late, and night's settled over the city entirely. Only the streetlights and the nearly full moon illuminate the roads
>As always, you cut through the local park to save some time
>But something's different tonight
>Despite the onset of winter, the air is warm
>As you tread across the grass, a light from a streetlamp some distance away catches your eye
>It's bright orange, flickering as the leaves from the trees between obscure it
>A few steps later, it vanishes in a flash
>Must've burnt out. Yeah, that had to be it
>Ha ha
>You pick up the pace, certain that the sweat on your forehead is just due to the unseasonal heat
>"Hey."
>You whip around like a cable snapping, jumping to face the person speaking behind you
>Nothing but empty field. No matter which way you turn, the park is completely silent and deserted
>And swelteringly hot
>You chance a glance upwards as you continue on your way
>Despite all the clouds, the moon is perfectly clear and unobstructed
>And completely, entirely blood red
>Without breaking into an outright run, you move as fast as you possibly can
>You need to get out of the park, and you don't know why
>Anywhere with people. Any streets. Any place where you can see more than a few feet in front of you
>Then they appear, maybe fifty metres away
>Two glowing crimson pinpricks of light. Quite literally smoldering fire and sparks as they stare at you maliciously
>Then they blink, disappeaing back into the reddish darkness
>You dare not move, stifling your breath and wishing to god that your heartbeat didn't sound so loud in your ears
>"Up a little late, aren't we?"
>You're forced forward onto the ground before you even have time to jump, the combination of a huge hand tripping you over an outstretched leg making you sprawl
>Those same poweful hands grab you, claws piercing your arm as your attacker spins you onto your back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:14:58 2015 No.13694667 >>13694663 Hellhound plz just throw a stick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:17:20 2015 No.13694675 >>13694663 >>"Up a little late, aren't we?" You're not my mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:17:29 2015 No.13694676 >>13694663 I then pop like a balloon same cover her in red dye from the burst. Continuing on my way a block east. A wizards work must not be interrupted

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:20:04 2015 No.13694681 >TFW no stories about a yandere Jabberwock childhood friend that's almost Tulpa levels of paranoia inducing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:21:04 2015 No.13694685 >>13694663 What does Hel's dog want to do with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:21:26 2015 No.13694687 >>13694681 JUST DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:22:57 2015 No.13694694 >>13694663 If you can see it you can avoid it, this pleb needs to step it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:23:34 2015 No.13694696 >>13694657 Ah, what stories did you not like what he did with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:23:55 2015 No.13694697 >>13694681 >TFW no story about Anon's Jabberwock tulpa becoming a sentient part of his subconscious thanks to mamono mana,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:24:11 2015 No.13694699 >>13693481 Is this pic related to Spider and the Fly? It seems super familiar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:24:46 2015 No.13694701 >>13694697 >tfw no Tulpa-chan art yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:26:15 2015 No.13694703 >>13694681 >>13694697 >Not just making Jabberwock Tulpa Nee-san real Come on, tulpas are easy to make

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:26:23 2015 No.13694704 >>13694676 >>13694675 >Hellhound commited to a psychiatric hospital, claiming she almost assaulted her adopted son who she hadn't seen for years and somehow accidentally brutally killed him just after recognizing him

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:27:27 2015 No.13694706

>>13694696
Just lurk his pastebin, most of his works tagged (series) have indexes where he puts tags of what each chapter has, most stories have stuff like "violence", "pegging", "NTR" and stuff like that

There are a couple others i remember reading from him that started good but devolved into some weird shenanigans but i can't seem to find them in his pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:28:19 2015 No.13694710 Deredere Hellhound who can't control her own strength accidentally killing a handsome man she found in a dark alley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:28:38 2015 No.13694711 >>13694701 Wouldn't 'tulpa' be a more of a suffix? I assume there could be undead manticores, vampire wurms, and holstauri alps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:29:18 2015 No.13694713 >>13694704 We need a healing story with this, in where a Hellhound almost rapes his long lost father/brother/son and feels ensue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:29:42 2015 No.13694715 >>13694713 >his

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:30:14 2015 No.13694717

>>13694697
>Monster girls appear on Earth.
>Anon decides he's determined to be a miserable loner and locks himself in an underground bunker.
>Makes a tulpa for company so he can maintain what scraps of sanity he still has.
>Leak in the filtration causes a breach of mamono mana.
>Anon's waifu materializes out of thin air.

And he was just two weeks away from wizard powers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:31:46 2015 No.13694725 >>13694711 I requested an actual "Tulpa-chan" a long time ago. A motherly wight-like monstergirl who hovers around Anon, following him around everywhere with her arms lazily wrapped around his neck affectionally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:32:03 2015 No.13694727 >>13694715 Whelp, there goes my inmersion. Fucking typos man.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:34:08 2015 No.13694738

>>13694706
Hm. I don't remember pegging, so I can't comment on that, but I'm almost 100% certain he hasn't done actual NTR. I remember, because he said he likes to freak people out with the potential and never actually do it, since it's shit tier. I'm pretty sure it was him that said that. Hell, honestly I don't even read the Oni story, since thats where a lot of things seem to accumulate. It's fine if things just aren't to your liking though, I was just curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:38:47 2015 No.13694757 >>13694706 But all the "NTR" stuff is just false-flagged red-herrings. Thank goodness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:39:39 2015 No.13694760 >>13694687 Shia LaBeouf pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:39:43 2015 No.13694761 >>13694604 Amazons didn't exist but the culture they were based on were the Scythians.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:42:24 2015 No.13694770

>>13694738
I'm not really putting all the weight on the indexes, since i haven't read those stories myself i don't know if it's true.

But i'm pretty sure he had some stories where he started good, maybe some pretty normal plot, making you get to know the characters, and then BAM he hits you in the head with the feelhammer: suffering, bad ends, stuff that form shitstorms in here.

though i tried to look for those but apparently he deleted them or something because i can't find them, maybe he realized how much of an asshole he was being or something and deleted them.

I still don't want that kind of stuff to happen again so Harblador is a no no for me.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:43:36 2015 No.13694775

>>13694663
>She's a hellhound, of course. Seven feet tall, paws large enough to grab your head like a football, and powerful enough to shear through steel like warm butter
>Ribbons and ringlets of fire dance across her body like fluid tattoos, but they're nowhere near as bright as those same eyes you saw stalking you
>Now you can make out every detail of them, from pupil to iris to sclera. The look in those eyes is terrifying. Unholy, intelligent, and at the same time completely bestial
>"Don't you know what happens to little lambs who wander out into the night?" she says, straddling and keeping you pinned by the hips. She flashes you a wicked grin, fangs glinting from her own hellish light.
>"They get all gobbled up."
>She hooks a scythelike claw under a button on your shirt. The flames from her eyes blaze, and for one second your shirt is ember-orange, firelight spreading from her touch upon the fabric. The next second, your clothes above the waist are ash, blowing away into the wind
>You cry out for help, but only the first letter makes it out of your mouth before she covers your face with a paw.
>"Oh hush, prey. Even if there were people to hear you, what could they do? I am a force of hell, come to claim you and drag you into sweet oblivion. Just let it happen, and I promise nothing but g-"
>A howl interrupts her, loud and crystal clear, fading into an echo that sweeps the surrounding kilometres

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:43:42 2015 No.13694776 >>13694770 I like Harblador but i'm in the same boat as you. I refuse to touch the works of BBIN though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:48:58 2015 No.13694789 Don't die on me now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:50:59 2015 No.13694796 >>13694789 I'm at 0 HP here, man. Where's the fucking medic? Everybody always plays fucking sniper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:52:00 2015 No.13694800 >>13694796 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94NxF2F2BuY >Sniper

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:52:52 2015 No.13694802 >>13694775 >Hunters fighting for their prey This gets interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:53:35 2015 No.13694806 >>13694770 Really? Since I've read like, everything Harblador has put in here, and all the stuff you're whining about has always just been bait-and-switch. Except the Living Doll spin-off. That really was just a bad end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:57:37 2015 No.13694828 >>13694775 Magical girl werewolf? Magical girl werewolf!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:59:18 2015 No.13694838

Saw an argument on Danbooru and I'd like to know who's the real grade A cunt of the MGE setting. People were saying it's the Monster Lord or the Goddess.

Also might like to have an explanation for what this whole deal with Kenkou not thinking the series is about corruption is all about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:00:13 2015 No.13694842 >>13694775 If my favorite clothes were burnt by a chuuni edgy hellhound I'd be beyond fucking mad.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:00:40 2015 No.13694846

>>13694806
i can't remember much since it happened quite some months ago, but i'm pretty sure the name Harblador has a bad taste in my mind.

Even if he writes good stuff, the guy is just too volatile when it comes to feels and shitstorms and i don't want to have to thread carefully in every story of his in fear of finding a bad end at every corner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:04:42 2015 No.13694864 >>13694775 What a shit. Would not cuddle/10.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:05:32 2015 No.13694869

>>13694846
So, I've been wondering this for a little bit, but are you sure you have the right guy? I can't recall a single shitstorm from anything he's written. Hell, aside from the occasional shit disturber, I've only seen like one genuine complaint from people, and that was this guy saying his paladin story sucked after she transformed? Paladins don't interest me, so I didn't read it to begin with or know if that's what happened, but yeah. Then again, maybe I'm just blind. That's possible too, since I skim over the thread after waking up, and never fully read the posts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:06:46 2015 No.13694874 >>13694775 >last line Ah, I liked where it was going. Well this could be interesting too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:08:14 2015 No.13694880 >>13694775 >[Awoo in the distance] Oh fuck.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:12:29 2015 No.13694895

>>13694869
I'm almost going fully conspiracy theorist on this one, i swear Harblador is behing all that bad taste my mind has had with the past writefaggotry but i can't remember much of it and no one ever complains about him and when i try to look for those stories i can't find them, it's like i found the proof he's a complete shitwrecker but he cleaned it and now i just look like those retards that say illuminati exist.

Or maybe i'm going crazy after years of bad feels, not being able to withstand the pain i see feels everywhere.

i'm actually scared.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:15:32 2015 No.13694912

>>13694838
What's disputed is not corruption, but rather mindbreak for most instances.

If the Demon Lord had her way things wouldn't have been rapey like they were now. The whole premise came about because the Chief God was able to keep some Old World settings in place.

On the other hand, the Demon Lord can't and likely won't reign in a big chunk of monsterkind because they're new to being anything other than a massive backstabbing horde. Especially if they end up furthering her goal at the end of the day.

She's a love freak given too much power.

If the Chief God has their way it would also be a dead end for humanity. Since monsters were made solely to cull the population of mankind when they got too big and powerful. Victory for this god means restarting the cycle of slaughter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:18:57 2015 No.13694931 >>13694775 >>13694842 If my favorite clothes were burnt by anyone I'd be fucking pissed too.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:21:55 2015 No.13694950

>>13694912
I actually believe both sides are shit too.

On one side the goddess is just a narcissistic bitch who is seeing her own reign being threatened by monsters, so she fights to maintain status quo.

On the other hand the Monster Lord is just a slut that wants to have as much sex as possible, she probably realized her influence is expanding and that order may be maintained in certain places but she doesn't give a fuck and just want to lock herself in her castle with her husband and fuck all day, nevermind the unrest her systematic "conquests" are causing all over the place.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:25:04 2015 No.13694966

>>13694775
We're going ful shonen with this shit.

>To you, it's just a howl. High and strong and loud. But the hellhound tenses, rubbernecking wildly to determine the source, ears like radar dishes
>She glares down at you, fuming, body seething with barely contained hellfire. Her fur looks ready to burst any second. "Who did you bring with you?!"
>Your look of confusion is all the answer she needs. The hellhound removes herself from your crotch and plants herself on all fours, back arched, ears drawn back and unclothed ass positioned squarely before your eyes
>She growls, hackles rising and grass burning beneath her paws, ready to attack
>Then a bolt of lightning arcs over your shoulder, crashing into her from behind like a freight train driven by Thor himself
>The sound of snarling catches up to you a second later, and the park is thrown into a display of pyrotechnics as two forces of nature clash just metres away from you
>Light and shadow dance together in a frenzy as red hellfire and some mysterious, blue-white flame collide and crash against each other
>In an explosion of energy, the two writhing fighters seperate, and for the first time since heaven and hell started their apparent war on each other, you see your saviour
>She's a wolfgirl, no doubt about it, as tall as the hellhound and with a presence to match
>But the similarity ends there. Her skin's not charcoal, but fair and pale. Her fur is silver. Not just white, but actual silver, shiny and metallic like the metal itself. It's a stunning contrast to the lightless black of the hellhound's fur, and sparks with blue motes of light for every ember your attacker produces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:26:40 2015 No.13694975 >>13694912 >>13694950 Corruption and mindbreak make me fucking angry. Both sides need to be exterminated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:27:25 2015 No.13694978 >>13694966 I'm rooting for the Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:28:06 2015 No.13694979 >>13694978 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:28:24 2015 No.13694982 >>13694912 That sounds really different from how some people were describing it. Is this all interpretation stuff or what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:29:18 2015 No.13694983 >>13694975 But then we won't have monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:29:47 2015 No.13694986 >>13694983 MGE a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:30:39 2015 No.13694992 >>13694966 He will probably get raped by whoever wins, best course of action is to slip away while they fight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:32:05 2015 No.13694998 >>13694983 The idea that monster girls would cease existing if the demon lord dies makes no fucking sense to me. Also fuck MGE monster girls. I'd slay the demon lord and the chief god and make my own improved monster girls.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:32:05 2015 No.13694999

>>13694975
Corruption is not so bad given the right contexts. Keep in mind the average human has rather puritanical values so maybe a modern day earth human wouldn't be corrupted in the same sense. Who knows.

I think it works for the whole premise.

>>13694982
That's directly pulled from the setting info for the most part. When you read everything and take it into a count corruption makes a bit more sense than outright mindbreak with the exception of things like Mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:33:40 2015 No.13695004 >>13694999 >Corruption is not so bad given the right contexts. N o .

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:33:56 2015 No.13695006 >>13694992 No, it's better to stay, just from a farther distance. If you run, they would probably notice and both will go after you.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:34:26 2015 No.13695008

>>13694966
>You see that same blue in her eyes, but you catch just a glimpse of them before she charges back into battle, wielding the light she emits like an extension of her own body, slashing with her claws, tail and head to cleave apart blasts of hellfire
>You back away slowly, thinking maybe you can just run and put this whole thing behind you
>Then the roar hits you like a truck, the force from it knocking you back down onto your ass. It's almost as if there's a lion screaming into your ears, so loud is it.
>The hellhound is thrown to the ground, burning enough to make an ignis look like a candle. Hate drips from her eyes and mouth in little beads of lava, matching the glowing ichor dripping from her wounds and fizzling out on the scorched and blackened soil.
>She makes a move to attack again, but the glowing wolfigirl roars again. Only this time, there's Power behind it. A deep thrumming that shakes the earth and fortifies her shout with what sounds like the ringing of a crystal bell
>The energy the hellhound attempts to summon is blown away by a wind you can't feel, her body cooling to black and the bolts of hellfire she throws cast away in the face of that roar
>Fear enters her eyes, and without another second spared she turns and bounds away on all fours
>The wolfgirl's roar dies on her lips, leaving your ears ringing for a few moments
>She walks over to you, wrapping a paw around your forearm and pulling you to your feet as if you weighed no more than a stuffed toy
>"You alright?"
>"Uh, I think so. Maybe? I'm not sure."
>She makes a quick inspection of your crotch, bending down to take a sniff as you freeze in place. "Well, you've still got pants, and they're still on. And I can only smell her juice on you, so I'd say you're alright." She smiles at you. "Good job on not wetting yourself too, by the way."

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:36:55 2015 No.13695012

>>13694998
It's because they have her energy in them giving them succubus traits which is why they're monstergirls. They were just generic JRPG monsters before. If she dies the Chief God gets to make a new Demon Lord and reverts them all so she can have them fulfill their intended purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:37:31 2015 No.13695014 >>13694966 >>13695008 Raiju MG when.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:38:00 2015 No.13695017 >>13695012 Yeah but what if I kill the chief god first, and then the demon lord

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:38:32 2015 No.13695018

>>13694999
I find corruption pretty bad in that scenario.

Like if you are from a paladin-friendly town and everyone believes in a set of morals that can build you in a straight and decent man.

But then the corruption comes with the MGs and everybody starts to fall to the vices of debauchery, lewdness and hedonism.

Who can you trust after everybody betrayed the beliefs that formed them into the people they are now? if you were to throw away the ideals that always made you proud of yourself just to have a bit more of pleasure then how can you trust yourself not to betray any belief you have from that day forward?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:39:58 2015 No.13695023

>>13695008
>"Thanks. Thanks for the rescue too, I suppose." You look her up and down. Her silver fur's matted in places with blood, and there's open wounds on her chest, shoulders and arms. But despite all that, she doesn't seem to be in much discomfort. Her sporty getup, a loose grey top that still strains around her bust and a pair of tracksuits, are both torn to hell and back, but just barely do their job at salvaging her decency. "So, who are you?" you ask, taking note of her luminous blue eyes, the little points of light floating out of them, and the barely visible, ghostly white imposition of a wolf's head, shimmering into existence wherever she moves her own. The same effect is apparent on her hands and feet, claws like a wight's mimicking the movements of her own arms and legs.

(Goddamn character limit. I loathe it.)

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:42:02 2015 No.13695032

>>13695017
If you kill the Chief God then the Demon Lord wins. She'd be able to complete her plan.

They're keeping each other in balance. Also you have her Lilims to worry about and i'm sure the Chief God has some back ups too. So you'd have to start from the bottom up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:42:03 2015 No.13695033 >>13695018 I despise anything related to mindbreak, corruption, mind control, brainwashing, etc. Even simple telepathy makes me angry because I'm a sucker for privacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:45:59 2015 No.13695048 KC tries so hard to make everybody happy it becomes pathetic. I was reading the extra notes on the latest monster girl's page.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:46:00 2015 No.13695049

>>13695014
Well, now I know a nice name to give her. Thanks, man.

>>13695023
>"I'm Rai. I'm a foo dog!"
>"Foo dog?"
>"Some people call me a temple dog, but I don't really like that. I've never been to a temple in my life, and "foo dog" makes it sound like I'm good at martial arts."
>"Are you?"
>"Nope!" she beams. But then she looks down at you, frowning.
>"What?"
>"Well, I was just wandering, I guess you were walking back home, and you don't have a shirt, and even though I scared her off that hellhound might come back..."
>"You want to walk me home?"
>"Okay, sure!" she says, as if you were actually asking her. "Also if you have any bandages at your place, that'd be great. And a couch I can crash on."
>"What?!"
>"Just for the night," she reassures you. "Doing all that fancy stuff kind of tires me out."
>You stay silent for a second, wondering if she's saving you from one rape-attempt just to set you up for her own. But after a little internal debate... "Sure." If she was going to jump your bones in your sleep, so be it. Going by first impressions, you could be raped by a lot worse.
>"Great!" She wags her tail, flicking off little weightless droplets of light that dissolve into the air as the wind picks them up. "Also, can I use your shower? And borrow some of your clothes? Also, what's your name?"
>Not too unreasonable, you suppose. You tell her your name, fall into step with her, and set off back home, making smalltalk with your new friend.

And, that's it. I've had the idea for a Foo/temple dog-girl for a while now, but never really got around to posting anything interesting with it. I think one works quite well as the yin to a hellhound's yang, employing weird holy powers as a parallel to hellfire. So thanks for that, Dresden Files.
I doubt that I'll go any further with this, neither the concept or the character, but it feels nice to get it off of my chest. Feel free to take it where you want, if you so desire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:48:26 2015 No.13695061 >>13695049 That was pretty cool. A shame you aren't interested in doing anything else with it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:48:30 2015 No.13695062 >>13695049 Mouse is best dog

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:49:32 2015 No.13695068

>>13695018
It's a good question, and one of the reasons I like it. For muh drama.

KC doesn't talk about such people obviously. He explores people who were tied or trapped down by the system, couldn't be their true selves, or came to resent society for its boundaries (Ex. Primera the half-elf who had to put up with race related drama.)

For such individuals it's less betraying their beliefs, but rather betraying society's beliefs to follow their own locked away beliefs and desires. Probably just as destructive but it's a key part of corruption. Corruption being a more natural change of character, where you jump off the cliff on your own volition rather than being pushed off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:52:43 2015 No.13695078 >>13695068 If you take that away from a person they become a literal animal. Oh yeah, that's another thing I dislike, how primal KC's girls are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:58:15 2015 No.13695089 >>13695048 It's a wish-fulfillment hentai setting; what were you expecting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:59:55 2015 No.13695093 >>13695078 That's I thing I like. They're monsters after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:00:55 2015 No.13695096 >>13695093 a thing*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:02:14 2015 No.13695099 >>13695048 KC is a bitch dawg, just use his art for ideas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:02:25 2015 No.13695100 >>13695096 Fuck you for having an opinion differing from mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:06:13 2015 No.13695112 >>13695100 What monster girls do you like? >>13695048 >>13695089 >>13695099 It's basically "you can do whatever you want, except for this, this, this and this". I honestly can't care anymore.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:07:08 2015 No.13695115

>>13695078
Eh, one man's meat is another man's poison. I just like the core concept of MGQ and MGE, which is a treacherously lewd JRPG world which leads to F/m rape if you're not careful. If I wanted some docile girls I would just hook up with a human. It's part of the draw of xenophilia for me.

Neither setting is perfect but my personal headcanon setting takes bits and pieces from both. I dropped corruption too, since I mainly like it for general storytelling but not most lewd stuff.

But no, it's no erasing everything about them. Darth Vader didn't become an animal. The shadows in Persona 4 weren't animals.

Just read the entirety of the setting info. And maybe Fallen Maidens. The former gives you info that shows Monsters have their own culture in spite of their massive overwhelming lust. And that Incubi are also crucial because they bring with them their old professions and things like that.

Fallen Maidens gives you a taste of what the corruption is like. It shows you how it plays out. Which I think is a bit important since these discussions are so common.

The society is still super hedonistic and loses track of time but it definitely has infrastructure and so on. So it's not too black and white.

Another thing that's overlooked is that not every monster is out corrupting and are just living their lives. Probably the majority of them. Many of them really have to rape for the most part or risk dying out entirely.
The general consensus in the very oldest days of MGE was that Druella and her ilk were the shitters and most monsters were sympathetic on some level. Along with most of the Order who know nothing about the situation and just want to get by.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:07:56 2015 No.13695119

>>13695068
That's why i believe the kind of people that fall into corruption are the weak-willed people, that always believe what other people think of them, that never express themselves and are always shoot down when other people give bad opinion about them, the kind of people that can't stand for themselves and say "i don't give a shit what you think".

They feel that they will only be free when everything else that opposed their "free will" disappears, they don't even stop to think what kind of harm they are doing.

The whole setting is like giving super powers to spoiled children, they will just go and do what they please and no one will be able to stop them, the goddess help us all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:13:04 2015 No.13695140 >>13694895 Anon. Get help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:13:11 2015 No.13695141 >>13695112 >>13695115 I like me monsters similar to humans, like the ones you see in MGQ (excluding the murderous ones, duh), EMG, Oretama, and the sort. >>13695119 Yeah... in fiction, it's always the weak-willed who succumb to corruption.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:16:06 2015 No.13695150 >>13695141 >MGQ Really? I find them to be like MGE monsters but more mean spirited. Even nearly all of the non-murderous ones would molest and rape Luka.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:18:29 2015 No.13695160

>>13695141
That's the problem Anon, as long as the corruption only takes weak-willed people it will be a shitty faction to side with, i just can imagine how fucked up MG-friendly zones are i bet they are live representation of the circlejerk we have sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:19:30 2015 No.13695164 >>13695150 Cause they're conceptually rape machines and view humans as a food source rather than a subject of affection.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:24:36 2015 No.13695183 >>13695164 That would make them less similar to humans though and arguably more primal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:25:50 2015 No.13695188 You wouldn't pull up a Dragon's top in front of all her friends, would you? http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51077583

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:26:04 2015 No.13695191 >>13695150 I always saw it as a culture thing? Though I'm mostly focusing on girls like Alice and Tamamo. Maybe I'm just a fucking retard.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:26:39 2015 No.13695194

>>13695115
I like the whole standard concept of MGs.

I just like to have a fighting chance, not the usual "fighting back? lol nope, enjoy getting pelviscerated like the little bitch you are" most people like it to be, i think the whole hope of winning in such a world makes things spicier.

Like, what's the point of trying to have fun in a world where you know you and your race are doomed to be trampled over by MGs wanting your semen?

If i wanted a doomed ending i would accept real life and become a decent person.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:27:45 2015 No.13695197

>>13695061
It's not that I'm not interested in it, but I feel that I can't really go anywhere with it. I'm not good at writing anything besides quick smut one-shots, and I feel that Rai (or any other foo dog-girl, for that matter) would fit best in a longer story with conflict and battles. Somewhere she can show off her fancy holy powers.
If I just wrote smut about her, I worry that she'd be no more than a werewolf emitting some pretty light effects. Unless you want her using her weird spirit wolf stand-thing to give you a wolfjob.
Maybe a threesome with her and a hellhound might be a thing I could possibly do. Maybe I'll continue Rai's story with that. But it'd be in full prose, if it does ever end up becoming a thing. Which it might not. But maybe if I ever feel like writing it, then who knows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:30:05 2015 No.13695204 >>13695194 My nigga. I want to travel the world with a qt warrior mg to set all wrongs right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:32:09 2015 No.13695208 >>13695197 To tell you the truth, at first i thought the story would actually end with the hellhound and the foo dog-girl somehow resolving their differences and doing a threesome with the guy, that would have been a cool stoy.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:34:43 2015 No.13695217

>>13695119
>That's why i believe the kind of people that fall into corruption are the weak-willed people, that always believe what other people think of them, that never express themselves and are always shoot down when other people give bad opinion about them, the kind of people that can't stand for themselves and say "i don't give a shit what you think".

It's nice to tote lines like "well they should just stand up to them" and "they shouldn't give a shit what others think" until you consider how they'll be mercilessly browbeaten or just literally beaten back into line. Despite what you seem to think, attitude doesn't solve a lot of problems and characters with a resigned attitude can be just as easily a product of being rewarded for defiance with crushing defeat over and over in some way.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:36:05 2015 No.13695222

>>13695194
Well I have varied tastes for such scenarios. But losing to a monster isn't about the big meta plot hanging over your head. Or exploring the world. It's about the exotic experience of being ravished by something more powerful than you and then watching it develop into cute fluffy waifu stuff. Sometimes it's just nice to enjoy what comes your way instead of traveling the world or worrying about both factions (which have their pros and cons. Humanity is doomed in different ways unless a third option pops up.)

For traveling and fighting I probably wouldn't side with either faction. I would just beat up the whatever side is currently bullying the in whatever place my waifu and I encounter. We would probably gain huge bounties on our heads because of this and piss everyone off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:37:59 2015 No.13695227 >>13695222 >being ravished by something more powerful than you and then watching it develop into cute fluffy waifu stuff This is so fucking retarded, ahahaha.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:38:44 2015 No.13695229

>>13695197
Ah. Apologies, then. I guess I took it the wrong way.
>I'm not good at writing anything besides quick smut one-shots, and I feel that Rai (or any other foo dog-girl, for that matter) would fit best in a longer story with conflict and battles.
While there are probably a lot of people who would agree with you, I am not one of them. Very makes me drop shit faster in long stories than shit like that. Hell, I'd be fine with only reading SoL stuff for the rest of my life. Lewd stuff I can take it or leave it. I get where you're coming from though.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:39:00 2015 No.13695232

>>13695191
Heck no. It was definitely instinctual for a lot of them even Alice. Because the theme is that they're the predators and you're the prey. Or they have huge breeding instincts. It's pretty much exactly like MGE in this regard but with less love and more vore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:39:27 2015 No.13695234 >>13695217 Then they should probably stop being such pussies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:40:02 2015 No.13695235 >>13695227 If you take it too seriously yeah. It's gap moe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:40:32 2015 No.13695238 >>13695232 So I'm a fucking retard. God damn it. >with less love and more vore I always skipped the rape scenes. I played it for the plot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:42:07 2015 No.13695241 >>13695217 This honestly sounds like the average attitude of a white teenager girl from a movie. I guess >>13695119 explained it better: >The whole setting is like giving super powers to spoiled children

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:43:30 2015 No.13695246 >hobgoblin friend sneaks up behinds you >scares you and you accidentally punch her in the boob >she starts crying uncontrollably What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:44:53 2015 No.13695249 >>13695246 Apologize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:46:20 2015 No.13695259 >>13695246 Apologize, offer to massage it to make it feel better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:46:45 2015 No.13695260 >>13695246 Isn't the boob a foolproof pillow to soften any impacts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:46:48 2015 No.13695261 >>13695246 Tell her I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:48:19 2015 No.13695266 >>13695246 Apologize?? Duh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:48:25 2015 No.13695267 >>13695246 Apologize and hug her, while giving her headpats.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:48:43 2015 No.13695268

>>13695208
I guess it would've been. But I apparently had shonen on the brain, and wanted to show off the foo girl with a big flashy entrance.

Maybe for a continuation, I'll have the hellhound get the drop on her and 「You」, as the setup to some threesome where they're still acting like rivals during the sex.

>>13695229
>Very makes me drop shit faster in long stories than shit like that.
Very little?
Anyway, I suppose if I carried it on from what I wrote above, I could do one or two little one-shots, looking into the life of the foo girl and hellhound as they try to lead a life sharing their mate. Something silly and ending in sex.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:52:56 2015 No.13695275

>>13695268
The fighting stuff is cool, the threesome could have happened when at some point they have to forcefully end up fighting, maybe protagoanon trying to stop the fight when he sees they are getting serious and shit, no one wants to see two qt girls getting ripped apart by each other, if that's your fetish then fuck you.

I wish more stories showed more shonen-tier stuff like fights and standoffs.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:53:45 2015 No.13695279

>>13695268
>Very little
Yeah, that. I originally had "nothing", but decided against saying that and then forgot the little. Whoops. Yeah, I'd read those sort of things. Even if it didn't end in sex, although that seems to be the only thing you feel confident in writing. Peny?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:54:38 2015 No.13695281 >>13695246 >say "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:56:39 2015 No.13695284 >>13695246 Cupcakes of Forgiveness + Apologize + Hugs, free shoulder rides for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:57:53 2015 No.13695292 >>13695281 >hobgoblin starts choking back tears

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:00:33 2015 No.13695301

>>13695275
>if that's your fetish then fuck you.
Nah. Most I'd go in this story is foo girl getting all her fur singed off after a particularly powerful blast of fire by the hellhound.
Writing character injury, amputation or death is one thing, and describing gore incidentally is also one thing, but I don't think I could play up gore for fetishistic reasons. I'm too soft for that.

>>13695279
>Peny?
Nope. He's written way more than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:04:21 2015 No.13695314 I wanna use a wurm for a bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:05:33 2015 No.13695320 >>13695314 I'd tear apart a dragon's wings and use them as covers. jk I love dragon girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:06:09 2015 No.13695322 >>13695314 >you will never belly to belly with a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:07:35 2015 No.13695328 >>13695301 Getting hurt in a fight is okay, it's the gore-tier stuff that is just too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:08:44 2015 No.13695334 >>13695246 >>13695246 Apologetic hugs and saying I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:09:18 2015 No.13695338 >>13695322 >You will never tongue a wurm's navel while she thrashes her tail about, carving welts through the floor as she giggles and laughs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:10:17 2015 No.13695345 >>13692978 You got a lotta fuckin typos dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:11:47 2015 No.13695354 >>13695314 That does sound pretty nice. She'd probably make a good bed. I want to use a polar bear girl as a bed, myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:14:16 2015 No.13695364 >>13695188 Pretty nice. And only if she deserves it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:14:18 2015 No.13695365 >>13695314 i want to use a totally normal bed as my personal bed, being comfy is my highest priority.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:14:26 2015 No.13695368 All that makes us human continues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:16:03 2015 No.13695379 >>13695365 At the very least you should line it with sheepgirls if you want the highest quality sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:16:11 2015 No.13695380 >>13695368 >All that makes us humans continues >All except ourselves

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:17:32 2015 No.13695389 >>13694148 Turned into an Alp. As far as traitor deviants go, I must have reached a new low in her eyes and need to be punished with a few lashings and intense manual labor to keep all the naughty thoughts away.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:18:21 2015 No.13695393

>>13695241
And "they should probably stop being such pussies" doesn't sound like a flippant teenager? Yes, the setting is centered around wish fulfillment so having that around will be unavoidable, but I refuse to agree with his categoric assertion of a group he obviously dislikes all sharing a negative quality despite apparently having complete control over their situations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:18:29 2015 No.13695395 >>13695379 I want to use a sheepgirl as my personal rub stick for when i'm going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:18:51 2015 No.13695397 >>13695246 Offer to kiss it and make it better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:19:07 2015 No.13695400 I bet night MGC would be safe, most guys are terrified of it so monstergirls would stop coming out at night making it a safe place

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:20:19 2015 No.13695407 >>13695314 I want to be a Yeti's personal dakimakura

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:21:37 2015 No.13695417 >>13695400 You're not making me go outside at night that easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:22:38 2015 No.13695421 >>13695400 Says the monster girl.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:23:13 2015 No.13695424

>>13695246
from the MGE (lel) but:
>When a man stops moving his hands and fondling their breasts, they'll react as if they've become addicted to the stimulus; panicking when the pleasure suddenly stops, frantically rubbing their bodies against him and begging him to continue with tears in their eyes.

So yeah she actually liked when you punched her in the boob and wants you to hit them again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:23:40 2015 No.13695427 I'm already a dead man so I'll make this brief. There are monstergirls stalking these threads right now. Thread's about to die so they won't find out, spread the word.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:23:50 2015 No.13695428 >>13695314 Wouldn't it be kinda hard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:24:59 2015 No.13695433 >>13695427 God I hate this joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:25:12 2015 No.13695435 >>13695428 They can temporarily remove some of their scales and the fleshier parts of them are super soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:25:14 2015 No.13695436 >>13695400 You wont fool me so easily, friend. Besides, there will still be plenty of nocturnal MGs out and about, doing their thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:26:16 2015 No.13695438 >>13695400 What about all the sluts who intentionally walk around at night looking to get raped?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:27:35 2015 No.13695444 >>13695417 It would be safe >>13695421 No I am real human i have penis and everything >>13695436 That is why you have to time the stroll just right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:27:49 2015 No.13695447 >>13695438 >"If he didn't want to get raped, why was he home in his bed, at night? A place and time when sex happens?"

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:27:50 2015 No.13695448

>>13695393
They don't have complete control over their situations, they basically have a grudge against the world which the mamono mana uses as a lever to strip them off of their humanity and their principles, in the end they are still just following someone else's ideology they didn't choose in the first place, the difference is that now they are too drugged with pleasure to complain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:28:50 2015 No.13695450 >>13695435 Yeah, I know. But you'd need a huge Wurm so you could use only her fleshy bits for resting. Not that I'd refuse a Wurm bed in either case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:29:50 2015 No.13695454 >>13695447 It was a snack run, fucking monsters raping everything

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:30:09 2015 No.13695456

>>13693334
>Turm back from washing the daughter's hair only to see her playing with her toys again
>You studied micromancy for this exact moment
>The boat's containers blast open as green soldiers roll out and start firing at the evil daughteru
>The bullets rain down upon her but feel as though a soft breeze
>They bounce of her monstrous hide with ease and she laughs at the foolhardy humans
>An epic battle is fought in which the men combat the tentacles trying to destroy the ship and sever the ones stealing men
>A loud bang from your mouth signals a satchel charge going off in a large(mini) explosion
>"Gaah!" It flails through the water, (not)severed, out of the fight
>The tiny green soldiers cheer as the battle enters its next desperate stage
>It's come down the the monster herself, and the last green man, her tentacles ruined and (playing)dead
>Out of ammo now, the soldier fixes a bayonet to his gun and bravely charges her
>The battle lasts hours(minutes), the intense battle blasting away at the two warriors, their hearts bared and speaking, true feelings of admiration for the powerful monster and the brave soldier arcing across clashing weapons
>As they grit their teeth and bare their fangs one emotion crosses between the two of them in a flash
>A newer emotion
>Love
>"And they lived happily ever after. The bath's gone cold honey, lets get you out."
>"'Kay daddy!"
>Get the daughteru dry and off to bed
>Waifu watches it all with a wry grin, "Why not just read her fairy tales like normal fathers?"
>Shrug, "I like the messages behind mine better."
>"And how did that one end?" The kraken grins as her tentacles coil around you,
> "They lived happily ever after."
>"And the adult version?"
>"You should know. It wasn't so long ago I was that green soldier right?"
>"Fufu," She sighs, "You make me want to do some reminiscing."
>"Want me to run another bath?"
>"No we can reminisce in bed. But first, go see to our daughter. I can her her calling for you"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:31:35 2015 No.13695464 >>13693369 We need a stronger word. Like... Badong. I will stand for everything that is the opposite of mindflayer NTR. I will be, gnodaB

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:35:25 2015 No.13695486 >>13695448 That's reasonable for the most parts. Though said principles in this case don't sound are being internalized and therefore theirs to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:36:45 2015 No.13695488 >>13695456 >"And the adult version?" >mfw I wouldn't have thought that out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:36:56 2015 No.13695490 >>13695464 You have my axe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:37:03 2015 No.13695493 >>13695464 Fuck how did you find that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:37:42 2015 No.13695496 >>13693817 Nigger, that's how your worried parents send you off to bel-air

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:39:43 2015 No.13695506 >>13695486 I don't think "fuck anything you see against their will all the time" is a principle more than a handful people have.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:39:46 2015 No.13695508

>>13695486
It's basically appealing to your instincts, it's like someone influencing your actions through food rewards just because you can get hungry, that doesn't mean the desire for food is because you agree with the ideology of the one person giving you food.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:40:33 2015 No.13695514

>>13693892
>There's this bitch of a dullahan that makes your life a living hell where you work
>One day through er usual routine, just as you're about ready to snap, the dullahan stomps her foot and the body plucks the head off of its own accord
>Drops the head aside and pulls you into a deep hug full of more emotion than a hug should have, the head blushing, flustered and yelling all the while
>Turns out she was just a really shitty Tsundere, and the body just put up with her shit because she thought that one day her dere phase would come around

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:42:00 2015 No.13695520 >>13695456 Cute. And a good dad, going through that trouble for his daughteru. >>13695514 Oh god. It's too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:42:19 2015 No.13695522 >>13695514 2cute, also better help the head

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:43:33 2015 No.13695527 >>13695454 >It was a snack run For the monster too. She found just what she was looking for.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:44:47 2015 No.13695533

>>13694083
I only bring it up when I'm actually listening to ASMR, and the thought crosses my mind, 'how nice would it be if this were actually an 'x' and, if this were actually happening, and I weren't so soul crushingly alone' Which to be fair, is pretty often, so I guess you're not entirely wrong. But still, it's not as bad as chubby alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:45:55 2015 No.13695541 >>13695533 It's just as bad, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:46:17 2015 No.13695544 >>13695527 I just wanted some chips and a pop, I didn't ask for rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:47:04 2015 No.13695549 I want to get snatched up by a monster while walking around MGC at night because my fridge is empty and I want free breakfast in the morning!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:48:47 2015 No.13695554 >>13695549 You want to be a fuck-hobo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:49:23 2015 No.13695557 >>13695549 >snatched up by a monster at night >my fridge is empty You're going in the fridge

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:49:59 2015 No.13695559 >>13694551 >F U C K Y O U

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:50:28 2015 No.13695564 >>13695549 How would you find one of the good girls that would make you breakfast, and not just kick you out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:51:20 2015 No.13695568 >>13694498 Was she already a loli? I weep tears of joy for the bombshell she will become if this was just her first step in puberty, and train so I can beat down any of the asshole boys that become interested in her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:51:55 2015 No.13695572 I want to snatch a Dullahan's head right off her shoulders and then run away from the body as fast as I can!

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:52:20 2015 No.13695576

>>13695549
How do you know that you will get fed afterwards?

I don't understand the logic of people who wander around MGC at night, you are just going to get raped by some disgusting MG in a pile of trash, pass out, wake up with your clothes and wallet missing, and have to make the Raiden naked walk of shame back home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:52:40 2015 No.13695580 >>13695514 Give the head deep kisses until it's too out of breath (Somehow) to keep up the shitty tsun routine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:53:17 2015 No.13695585 >>13695572 >tfw Dullahan dies if her body and head are separated for too long/too far from each other Good going, scrub.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:53:27 2015 No.13695586

>>13695508
Yes desire for fulfillment is quite a basic drive and an easy chain to yank, but to call it purely appealing to instincts would be a misnomer. Even as the end result of deliberation and conscious decision making, people will go along with actions for the 'wrong' reasons as long as the results coincide with their interests.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:55:52 2015 No.13695598

>>13695554
Temporarily
>>13695576
Who said anything about bringing my walllet? You make a plan of course. Go to a slightly nicer area. Try to make it more consensual. Be prepared to possibly get raped by about 3 or so different girls before one will bring you home. If she doesn't make you breakfast then you can just raid the fridge. And take her wallet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:56:03 2015 No.13695600 >>13695544 It wouldn't be rape if you asked for it now, would it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:56:10 2015 No.13695601 >>13695572 I want to blindfold a Dullahan's head, throw her in an iron box and dump her into a deep lake after verbally and physically abusing her!

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