/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of strange Japanese exercise is this?

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

Pilates

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't this hymen stretch exercises?

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368031

what? you've never exercised like that before? stupid question I guess since I know none of you have ever exercised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368097

Low blow, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368097
Oh, we work out alright. Everyone on /jp/ has a fucking HUGE right arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368140

I lol'd because my right bicep is in fact larger than my left, and I can't get them to even out again no matter how much extra work I put on my left for daily tasks and exercises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368140
Speak for yourself.
I'm left-handed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368097
I DO!
sometimes...
:(

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, take heed. Like you, I am rarely up out of my computer chair. Well, this has taken its toll and I have tons of pains all over my neck and my back. I have to wear a neck brace, my whole body aches even when I fap. Its not even enjoyable to play VNs or watch hentai anymore. This is your warning, don't let your body atrophy. Exercise at least 3 times a week or you'll be 40 years old and paralyzed.

[Anonymous No.]

I bike. While listening to Touhou music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368267

I stretch regularly, rest my eyes 10 minutes per every hour I use a TV screen, and go for a walk once a day. Also, BACK MASSAGER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368267
I work for a living and go to school full time. Fuck you; I'd rather be paralyzed.

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>>1368140
I broke my left arm a while back, it never healed properly and I had surgery done on it about a year after I got the cast off. It's pretty weak compared to my right arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368348

I also bike. It's fun, and I love driving around new areas. Though, I'd rather not be distracted while I bike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368504
That's understandable. I was fortunate enough to live in an area with lots of sidewalks, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368267 I am rarely up out of my computer chair. Well, this has taken its toll and I have tons of pains all over my neck and my back

I spend the whole day in bed, and the computer is positioned so I can access it from there. That way, no stress is put on the spine, and you can fall asleep and wake up to 4chan every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368528
>>and you can fall asleep and wake up to 4chan every day.

Oh, what a joy. ;____;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368528
MY OWN CLONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1368445
Who's going to feed you or even prostate massage your ronery ass? No one. You'll be just as good as dead.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I just came back from the gym. I go tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays. I sorta developed my own weeaboo workout routine; even my MP3 player is 100% video game music.

I'm a NEET, so it's not like I have anything else to do. I leech my parent's car, house, food, gym membership... such is the life of a NEET.

At first I didn't do any type of exercise, and sitting on the computer chair 16 hours a day is really mentally and physically draining. I'd always get constant headaches and lower back pains. I started working out a year ago, and I've been feeling great ever since.