Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:15:26 2015 No.13673610 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:16:06 2015 No.13673614 File: 124 KB, 452x541, Loli Ushi - MINE!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673610 OP it feels like you forgot something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:16:30 2015 No.13673615 Kikis are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:17:08 2015 No.13673616 Vampires should get hugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:17:54 2015 No.13673619 >>13673614 You know, I was actually debating using that image. I just couldn't remember if it had been used recently, since it was also newish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:17:56 2015 No.13673620 File: 273 KB, 800x1000, Crow Love best love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673610 Crow Love is best love

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:18:26 2015 No.13673621 >>13673620 Forever and always.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:18:45 2015 No.13673622

>>13673597
For some of this stuff I would take it with a grain of salt, because he said Minos couldn't lactate without getting pregnant. But that's not true for anything with nipples. It's one of those facts that most people don't know about and he'll probably overlook.

Fun fact, this (has to mimic a baby's sucking though) stimulation for a few weeks /month to induce lactation also works in men. Enjoy your shudders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:18:49 2015 No.13673623 >>13673619 It wasn't used as the OP ever. I guess you can do it next time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:19:09 2015 No.13673624 >>13673616 Vampires should get DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:19:17 2015 No.13673626 File: 860 KB, 1049x641, 15179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So we know that Ushis can't usually cook, but what kind of meals do you think they'd like their husbands to make?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:20:10 2015 No.13673628 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to brush and sniff a Kejourou's hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:20:10 2015 No.13673629 >>13673622 I already know about that little fun fact. I think KC himself doesn't know much about lactation to begin with. Maybe he's a highschool dropout?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:20:24 2015 No.13673631 >>13673626 Lots of red meat. Good in protein.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:21:13 2015 No.13673633 File: 282 KB, 803x1104, 13612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Kyaa! Anon! You're so aggressive!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:21:29 2015 No.13673634 >>13673626 Certainly not raw, cut fish. Maybe roasted boar, cow, sheep, ect. She'd probably be great at BBging and such.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:21:32 2015 No.13673635 File: 581 KB, 700x990, 7d7218079bbdae1ad671221f6a9982f8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mice are love, mice are life.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:21:54 2015 No.13673636
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>So, did you kiss your waifu yet? Probably not. Your first kiss wasn't your waifu! It was me, Mari!

Wat do?

If you've had your first kiss she did this a day before. Yes, this applies if you were a shota when it happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:22:39 2015 No.13673638 >>13673628 she is a cute, would brush through her hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:22:50 2015 No.13673639 >>13673633 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:23:03 2015 No.13673640 >>13673628 I want to do that, cum in her hair, and then shower with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:23:13 2015 No.13673641 >>13673629 >I think KC himself doesn't know much about lactation to begin with. Maybe he's a highschool dropout? I doubt nips know much about breasts at all considering they have none. That's why they're called nips, because all they have are nipples.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:24:25 2015 No.13673642 >>13673629 Well, the finer details of this stuff is not exactly common knowledge. At least in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:24:29 2015 No.13673643 >>13673636 What if we've never had our first kiss? At least not that we can remember. Hypothetically of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:24:39 2015 No.13673644 >>13673641 Some do have tits. SOME.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:25:05 2015 No.13673647

>>13673628
>Nice hot bath with Kejourou
>Use a fragrant sampoo to wash her hair for her
>Gently rinse it with the showerhead
>Put in a conditioner to keep it strong & shiny
>Get out and towel each other off
>Cuddle up in fluffy bath robes on the couch
>Gently brush all her hair as she snuggles up with you
>The fresh, sweet scent of her shampoo fills the room
Not even a Kejourou man, but I'd totally be down for that

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:25:14 2015 No.13673648
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>MFW all these would-be Paladin fags telling people they'll purge every last mamano that flusters their fanny like Mindflayer and Matango
>MFW they lack the conviction to be the biggest bucket of CURAYZEE in one of the edgiest manga of all time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:25:33 2015 No.13673649 >>13673643 Then she took your first kiss, right now. The spoiler is just for people who already had it and want to weasel out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:27:43 2015 No.13673655 >>13673648 >Mindflayer and Matango There's nothing wrong with either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:28:14 2015 No.13673656 >>13673649 Then I tell her she has to take responsibility or face consequences from her mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:28:20 2015 No.13673658 I want to give a Kejourou a nice scalp massage while in the shower

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:29:04 2015 No.13673659 >>13673628 Her face looks a little like Tomoko ow that I look closely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:29:08 2015 No.13673660 >>13673655 Can you imagine how soft Matangos are? They're really cute, fuck the edgy MGU wannabes that overstate how dangerous they are.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:29:08 2015 No.13673661

>>13673648
>A Vampire runs into Father Anderson.
>She tries to get uppity with him.
>He responds by filling her with bayonets
Would that kill her, or would it turn her on? Half the shit that normally kills vampires is just an aphrodesiac for MG vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:29:19 2015 No.13673662 >>13673639 Are you the same Anon who only posts "Gross" or "Disgusting" every time? You'd be terrible in an improv group.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:29:46 2015 No.13673663 >>13673633 >centaur pantie I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:30:19 2015 No.13673665 I want to let a vampire stay in my hose while her manor is being repaired

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:30:44 2015 No.13673666 >>13673655 But anon, that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:30:48 2015 No.13673667 >>13673660 All monsters are infective as fuck, Matango just don't get love because their profile picture is from the Neolithic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:30:53 2015 No.13673668 >>13673662 yur gross. horsepussy is gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:31:29 2015 No.13673673 File: 186 KB, 1000x1000, Wurm and Werewolf Snowman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish it was Winter again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:31:41 2015 No.13673675 >>13673658 I want to get a scalp massage from a Mindflayer while taking a hot bath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:32:45 2015 No.13673677 >>13673675 that sounds pretty good, maybe ffm relationship?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:33:41 2015 No.13673680 >>13673661 I dunno, but honestly if I were to write a full story of DoomGuy Master and his Kiki, Father Anderson would be the version of mass murdering anger goliath I'd use.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:33:51 2015 No.13673682 >>13673635 Mice are built for cuddlefucking. Well, either that or taking some raging mushrooms and going to town on a whole pile of them,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:33:53 2015 No.13673683 >>13673673 >dragon/ground type in the snow It's super effective!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:34:31 2015 No.13673684 >>13673673 We had a ridiculously cold one, averaged single digits for nearly three months straight. Now it's June and I need scuba gear to go outside. >tfw Yeti fur shedding all over the house

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:35:22 2015 No.13673685 File: 250 KB, 650x488, 1431812783979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673673 All those Yetis hibernating with Yuki-onnas to stay cool won't wake up for another 5 months

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:36:16 2015 No.13673686 >>13673658 >hot water massaging her body >your hands massaging her scalp and combing through her hair Wouldn't poor girl cum herself silly from that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:36:57 2015 No.13673688 >>13673684 >every time you sneeze she thinks you're cold and need a hug >it's just her fur flying around everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:37:23 2015 No.13673689 I want a bigamous relationship with two yanderes and have the terms be the two can't hurt the other

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:38:05 2015 No.13673691

Contrary to some popular belief, trying to overwhelm a Kejourou that's interested in you by furiously brushing and putting your face against it does not help in escape. Rather it has the opposite effect. If they're single they'll become enamored with you, quickly taking you to their home, eager to repay you for making them feel really good. Additionally they're likely to wrap their hair around your hands and feet so you won't be able to stop abruptly, making it even more hopeless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:38:05 2015 No.13673692 >>13673686 Ye

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:38:07 2015 No.13673693 >>13673688 You'd need a superKiki to clean that up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:38:25 2015 No.13673695 >>13673686 It would be okay, we are in the shower. After it we could just rest on the bed with a bowl of popcorn and a movie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:39:41 2015 No.13673700 >>13673689 Enjoy being cut in half so they could share you evenly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:39:42 2015 No.13673701 I want to run a hotspring bath for monstergirls!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:40:43 2015 No.13673705 >>13673700 but then I'm dead and no one wins, I would just have one clinging on one side

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:41:07 2015 No.13673707 >>13673661 He cuts her head off with a silver sword ez

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:41:19 2015 No.13673708 >>13673691 So as soon as one hits on me I should dive right into her hair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:41:33 2015 No.13673710 >you will never work at a shop that sells lingerie for monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:41:56 2015 No.13673711 >>13673629 I'm fairly sure most highschool curriculums don't cover the finer points of male lactation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:42:15 2015 No.13673712 >>13673707 Well... That's Step 1. What about 2-10?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:42:22 2015 No.13673714 >>13673705 Have to be careful when dealing with yanderes. Any loophole, no matter how small, could prove to be disastrously fatal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:42:44 2015 No.13673716 >>13673693 I want to hire a top of the line Kiki, but Yeti waifu thinks a Roomba would be more cost effective

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:43:07 2015 No.13673718 >>13673701 Are you ready for them to keep asking if they can meet men there? Because that's how most hot spring resorts work in their culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:43:09 2015 No.13673719 >>13673714 simple no murder no maiming

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:43:23 2015 No.13673720 I want to run a dating service that matches up mgs with nice human boys!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:44:18 2015 No.13673723 >>13673720 >nice human boys You know any?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:44:26 2015 No.13673724 >>13673712 You cut a vampires head off with a silver sword and then bury the head so it cant grow back dosent get any simpler then that. Unless your a Belmont then you just whip them to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:44:58 2015 No.13673726 >>13673718 Not having it double as a dating service would be a huge blunder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:45:31 2015 No.13673728 >>13673720 > nice human boys there is no such thing as a nice young men that's like saying there are pure succubus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:46:02 2015 No.13673731 >>13673718 Sure. It's triple the price to go to the unisex bath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:46:10 2015 No.13673733 I want to run a hotdog stand in MGC so I can sell hungry people a good hotdog

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:46:47 2015 No.13673736 >>13673731 You're getting the tanukis hot and bothered anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:46:54 2015 No.13673737 File: 75 KB, 276x366, yuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673718 Co-ed hot springs with Yukio

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:47:07 2015 No.13673739 >>13673628 Every time the Kejourou profile image is posted I can't get over how gorgeous she looks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:48:10 2015 No.13673745 >>13673739 her hair is just beautiful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:50:10 2015 No.13673750 >>13673733 That moment when they're all interested in that long one near the bottom. Y'know, the one that looks like it's standing up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:52:02 2015 No.13673755 >>13673739 She's one hell of an attractive lady. Her slightly embarrassed expression makes it better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:53:07 2015 No.13673758 >>13673750 I'd be as dense as a harem mc, or just ignore it and just sell my dogs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:53:08 2015 No.13673759 >>13673739 >TFW no story of Kejourou as the central focus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:54:31 2015 No.13673761 >>13673759 >Want to read about LITERAL prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:55:42 2015 No.13673765 File: 608 KB, 1412x1000, 49964682_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it possible to be too fluffy? To have too much mofu? >>13673761 It's been done twice that I know of, just not with hairsluts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:56:18 2015 No.13673766 >>13673761 I enjoyed Seafoam's Pretty Human too, so why not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:58:09 2015 No.13673770 >>13673759 Murchez did write some Kejourou stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:00:15 2015 No.13673775 >>13673761 As opposed to figurative prostitutes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:00:23 2015 No.13673776 >>13673662 Are you saying Gross-chan migrated here from the DAL threads?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:00:50 2015 No.13673777 >>13673770 The hairstylist one? Yeah, that was pretty good. Real short, but good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:02:25 2015 No.13673784 File: 132 KB, 357x437, 1395540165865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673765 Once the mofu accounts for more than 2/3rds of the body mass, that is when it's gone too far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:02:37 2015 No.13673785 >>13673775 All MG are figurative prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:03:06 2015 No.13673787 I want to be a door to door salesman

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:03:15 2015 No.13673788 I want Special Agent Kiki to take care of me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:03:25 2015 No.13673790 >>13673777 Yes. That was his second Kejourou story, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:04:47 2015 No.13673794 File: 371 KB, 620x913, 4851ce71347f955ce5a13f6d8eac65dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Shy Dullahan Elfgirl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:05:53 2015 No.13673801 >>13673794 Dullahans are cute, I want the body to hug me from behind and the head to kiss me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:06:20 2015 No.13673802 >>13673794 Lewd, outgoing Dullahan security gua- Oh wait, we already have that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:08:05 2015 No.13673809 >>13673794 Dullahan twins who exchange their heads to masquerade as one another.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:08:53 2015 No.13673811 >>13673761 The profile says that sometimes they are. Sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:09:00 2015 No.13673812 >>13673809 but what if you are dating one and she never tells you about her twin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:09:00 2015 No.13673813 >>13673809 >Dullahan twin hijinks Damn that's wonderful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:09:18 2015 No.13673814 >>13673794 Just because something has Elven ears, it doesn't exactly mean it's an Elf, due in part to the fact eleven ears are associated with demons in some manner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:10:06 2015 No.13673817 >>13673802 Yeah, she's pretty good. Not quite as high tier for me as she seemed at first, but still real nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:12:13 2015 No.13673824 File: 64 KB, 600x510, 041908b4b2fce4617ddd5f92416a3bfa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673814 As long as she has a good head off her shoulders I don't mind.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:13:49 2015 No.13673829 File: 1.08 MB, 1000x1230, 1432755170703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All I want is a qt owl girl that brings me my meals to our house high up in the tallest oak in the forest

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:14:26 2015 No.13673832 >>13673817 I absolutely love Aoife, she's seems like a bundle of energy and indecent fun. Though Lily would probably be my go to choice for sickeningly sweet shenanigans and boners of both the heart and regular varieties.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:15:19 2015 No.13673835 >>13673828 T-rex na Kanojo's artist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:16:33 2015 No.13673839 >>13673834 Hold on, just link us to the album instead of dumping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:18:12 2015 No.13673842 >>13673834 uhh whats going on here? looks cute but i don't speak japan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:18:54 2015 No.13673847 >>13673832 Yeah, Lily is at the top for me too. Her and Clara both, actually. Obviously that adorable undead Kiki would be first though. Although, you're right, I may not like her as much, but Aoife would still be a ton of fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:19:00 2015 No.13673848 >>13673835 Yes.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:26:51 2015 No.13673866

Damn, I think we really need some more vampiric monster girls. Not the twilight-like vampires, but vampires who are more batlike. Pointy, ears long claws, vampire bat face features, and maybe even wings. I mean, who wouldn't like to sacrifice some blood to their girl during intimacy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:28:13 2015 No.13673869 >>13673866 Would you a girl with the face of Max Schreck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:28:19 2015 No.13673870 >>13673847 Have to say, Penywise really did a great job of whipping up an entertaining and likable cast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:28:54 2015 No.13673873 I want to kiss a vampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:29:20 2015 No.13673875 File: 548 KB, 624x886, 13349..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I LOVE YOU, ANON!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:29:33 2015 No.13673878 File: 2.49 MB, 1500x2050, 27867127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673784 By weight or volume?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:29:56 2015 No.13673880 >>13673866 Yara-ma-yha-who monstergirl. Advantages: Suckers on fingertips, can drink blood by handholding Disadvantages: Saliva slowly alps you into another yara-ma-yha-who

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:30:53 2015 No.13673883 >>13673869 Nosferatu doesn't have any vampire bat face features though, and is most definently not female in any way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:31:18 2015 No.13673884 I want to not dom an elf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:31:18 2015 No.13673885 File: 170 KB, 960x720, 1332012789723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673866 Eh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:33:15 2015 No.13673891 >>13673878 Weight. Going by volume would be silly since most kitsune's full set of 9 tails are as big as their body to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:34:25 2015 No.13673893 >>13673885 Very nice, not sold on the double mouth though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:36:39 2015 No.13673898 >>13673875 "Yes but, what are you? >>13673893 Face-fucking. Endless deepthroat since she doesn't breath out of that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:37:07 2015 No.13673901 >>13673893 >monster girl should be less monstrous Fuck you too. What she needs is a third mouth. Down there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:37:21 2015 No.13673902 File: 237 KB, 805x897, 1406343485973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673866 Think I found something, maybe something like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:37:40 2015 No.13673903 >>13673901 Vagina Teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:39:27 2015 No.13673905 >>13673885 You know, I actually really like that design. Has potential.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:39:52 2015 No.13673907 I bet Kikis are funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:41:17 2015 No.13673911 >>13673829 Not sure why but i find the fact that she brought a dead animal for me to eat extremely adorable.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:41:34 2015 No.13673912

>>13673901
The problem isn't the mouth in itself, the problem lies in the positioning of the upper mouth. See picture 3 from the left as an example. I think it is too highly placed and look somewhat derpy. But if I had to choose between the mouths I would definently choose the upper one, given, I would be able to put it into the lower mouths position. Hmm, maybe sharper and longer teeth aswell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:41:41 2015 No.13673914 >>13673907 They're tickle masters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:42:44 2015 No.13673916 >>13673907 Funny as in, they can tell a good joke? Or funny as in, they're klutzy, but in an endearing & entertaining way? >You will never meet the kiki equivalent of Amelia Bedelia

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:42:50 2015 No.13673917 >>13673907 Monstergirl comedians?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:42:51 2015 No.13673918 File: 892 KB, 800x800, 29181798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673891 Oh, good. I am definitely a fan of fluff-piles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:43:48 2015 No.13673921 >>13673907 More like they smell funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:45:08 2015 No.13673923 >>13673918 I want to be imprisoned in their mofu balls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:48:13 2015 No.13673929 >>13673918 I'm not even a daughteru dicker but if that was my family and I came home to that sight I'd have to impregnate them both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:51:49 2015 No.13673941 I want to raise a daughteru with my waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:53:28 2015 No.13673947 I want to bully a Kiki until she pulls her feathers out!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:54:52 2015 No.13673949 >>13673947 NO that is bad, I want to help a self harming kiki get back on the right track

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:55:52 2015 No.13673953 I want my daughteru to come onto me and call me a slut after finding out I slept with half the town before settling down with her mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:56:45 2015 No.13673957 >>13673636 Isn't she a dude's self insert? I guess I alp on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:57:42 2015 No.13673961 >>13673957 >Mari >A dude Newfag pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:58:04 2015 No.13673962 >>13673949 I want to develop a feet fetish for my Kiki maid! How are those things called anyways? the bird feet thing that resembles heel shoes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:58:22 2015 No.13673964 >>13673957 No, and that's the wrong Lilim. You're thinking of Ilasa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:59:38 2015 No.13673966 File: 192 KB, 1113x1600, OO's_white_rabbit_30.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Recreational activities to keep monsters busy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:59:39 2015 No.13673967 have hope fellow anons, around 6 months ago i met a dominant, curvy girl who dresses up as a wolfu for me they're out there, just believe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:00:54 2015 No.13673972 >>13673967 Noice. >>13673962 Just bird feet. Talons too, but those actually meant the claws of the feet. The shoe type? High heels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:01:41 2015 No.13673975 I want to adopt a succubus and raise her as if she was my own

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:01:44 2015 No.13673976 >>13673966 Make a ball out of condensed demonic energy and play a monstergirl equivalent of Lethal League!

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Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:03:09 2015 No.13673981
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>"Poor Anon, I was so scared for you! You know there are all sorts of terrible things outside! You just need to stay right here between my claws and everything will be SAFE. Totally and completely safe. With me."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:03:41 2015 No.13673982 >>13673978 Eww, ban pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:04:15 2015 No.13673984 >>13673967 Reblogged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:04:25 2015 No.13673985 >>13673978 Nigga that's a furry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:04:40 2015 No.13673986 >>13673981 >"w-what about my pelvis...."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:04:42 2015 No.13673987 >>13673978 >Meow Isn't that a wolf girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:04:52 2015 No.13673988 File: 295 KB, 413x563, Rabbit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673966 Sky sports, for the monsters with flight of course. quidditch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:05:40 2015 No.13673991 >>13673987 It's Rengar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:05:49 2015 No.13673994 File: 566 KB, 1000x1300, 1419791053113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673978 Furry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:06:14 2015 No.13673995 >>13673981 Her expression actually reflects that dialogue quite well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:06:15 2015 No.13673996 >>13673986 You've likely been ridden through the floor several times by this point. Your pelvis has pushed past its limits and have become harder than iron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:06:31 2015 No.13673997 >>13673966 Danmaku!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:06:51 2015 No.13673999 File: 23 KB, 480x640, 1384142904250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673987 That is a 100% cheesy lion girl Besides, purple alien mantis girl is better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:07:28 2015 No.13674000 >>13673981 It looks like she's about to unleash a flurry of tickle or kissu attacks with some nuzzling inbetween.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:07:32 2015 No.13674001 >>13673981 Is that supposed to make me less scared?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:07:39 2015 No.13674002 >>13673986 >"Don't worry about things like that, hun. It always heals back to normal."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:08:03 2015 No.13674004 >>13673981 I wouldn't mind getting my pelvis pulverized by an Ushi like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:08:30 2015 No.13674005 >>13673985 This thread sounds like a den of furfags. It's a wonder why nobody tells you guys to go back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:08:55 2015 No.13674006 >>13673981 I sense ulterior motives

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:09:33 2015 No.13674008 >>13673949 >>13673962 How can you love Kikis when they have those disgusting feathers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:10:05 2015 No.13674010 I bet it would be nice to adopt a Kiki, I mean you might not know how to be a maid but I'm sure you could manage to teach her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:10:30 2015 No.13674012 >>13673966 MG football teams to keep rough MGs like Onis off the streets

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:11:06 2015 No.13674013 >>13674005 Whatever dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:11:08 2015 No.13674014 >>13674008 they are soft

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:12:07 2015 No.13674015 File: 271 KB, 1024x724, Khazix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673978 C'mere, kitty. I need my fourth evolution point. Not that it matters. Kha'zix has been nerfed so far into the ground that it's sad...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:12:21 2015 No.13674018 >>13673994 >>13673985 http://i.imgur.com/tgdnZha.jpg >Being afraid of a Cait Sith's oneesan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:12:31 2015 No.13674019 >>13674006 C'mon, anon, have a little faith. Does it really look like she wants to do anything more than hug you a little bit? Or maybe a lot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:12:57 2015 No.13674024 What monstergirls would be completely okay with being responsible for alping someone, and possibly 'train' them until they're stage 3 and act every bit as monstrous as they do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:13:37 2015 No.13674025 >>13674008 The softest feathers in existence, not even dirty peasant harpy species have shit on a Kiki's feathers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:14:15 2015 No.13674027 >>13674018 You seem to have confused disgust with fear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:14:15 2015 No.13674028 >>13674024 Slutubus most defiantly a slutubus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:14:41 2015 No.13674030 >>13673981 I want to play with her fluffy ears.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:14:46 2015 No.13674031

>>13674006
She fully intends to rape you every now and then and probably has probably done so in the past. Girls like Ushi Onis wouldn't be so calm like that unless they just befriended aka fucked a man.

She's being very honest, she just doesn't consider her raping you a bad thing that you need to be protected from after all. Everything else is bad, but her doing that is okay in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:15:05 2015 No.13674033 >>13674025 >tfw your Kikimora made you a pillow stuffed with her own feathers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:15:57 2015 No.13674036 >>13674031 My kind of spider cow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:17:12 2015 No.13674042 >>13674033 >tfw your kiki has a pair of your used underwear under her pillow and in return she give you a pillow with her molted feathers in it

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:20:17 2015 No.13674049

>>13674033
>>13674042

That's entering medium-heavy yan on the yandere scale. She'd probably add her saliva or blood to stuff she cooks if she's that far gone. And have her room plastered with photos of you from her hidden cameras setup around the house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:21:08 2015 No.13674053 >>13674033 >not using the kiki as your pillow its like you dont even WANT blissful slumber

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:21:22 2015 No.13674054 >>13674049 She says all the cameras are for security

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:22:18 2015 No.13674057 File: 219 KB, 860x1000, 31615217_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fox not so smug after being molested!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:22:53 2015 No.13674059 File: 359 KB, 792x540, 1432859464745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674049 that sounds nice i'd like that....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:23:25 2015 No.13674061 >>13674053 True dat. I know everyone's always like, "mofu this, mofu that", but they seem to forget that pillows have traditionally been stuffed with feathers, not furs. So by that reasoning, a Kiki's tail is softer than any fox. Like a giant pillow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:23:35 2015 No.13674062 >>13674057 Give her time, she'll recover.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:23:37 2015 No.13674063 >>13674057 What's with the reappearance of the smug fox spam as of late?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:24:35 2015 No.13674065 >>13674049 Nah. That's light-yan. Possessions are the lightest variety of that behaviour. Those other things are higher on the scale. It's like the difference between clingy and murder-clingy.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:27:49 2015 No.13674073

Say you somehow landed in the monster girl land

What class of fighter would you be?

European type
>Paladin
>Knight errant
>Wizard
>Cleric
>Landsknechte (pike/halberd)
>Sailor/Viking
>Archer
>Musketeer

Asian type
>Samurai
>Ninja
>Wuxia (martial hero)
>Youxia (Chinese knight errant)
>Mongol horseman (archer type)
>Monk
>Ming warrior (blackpowder specialist)
>Onmyodo (Japanese wizard)

Middle Eastern type
>Assassin
>Mystic
>Mamluk
>Fedayeen (raider)
>Janissarie
>Ghazi
>Conjurer

Note I'm basing these classes off the monster girls and their regions

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:28:05 2015 No.13674074

>>13674063
What is she anyways? Some sort of game character, or just a collectively created artist character from pixiv, like how we have Charon?

>>13674065
The yan scale goes:
- Light: obsessive, harmless. Following, watching, wanting to be around all the time
- Medium: obsessive, criminal. Breaking privacy laws to spy or install spy cameras, breaks in to watch him sleep, theft of personal items, etc.
- Heavy: invasive, felony. Harms, or even kills potential love rivals. Kidnapping of love interest possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:28:34 2015 No.13674075 >>13674063 Return of the person spamming it would be my guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:29:02 2015 No.13674077 >>13674049 If you aren't chained to a rape dungeon and forced to urinate exclusively in her mouth, she isn't medium-heavy on the scale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:29:05 2015 No.13674078 >"This is totally like something out of a chuuni fantasy..." >"But fuck it, Dark Elf Waifu who needs sex to restore her magic!" Dear God this doujin is a dream. http://exhentai.org/g/826058/838276fb23/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:29:20 2015 No.13674079 >>13674074 She's a Pixiv artists OC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:29:43 2015 No.13674080 >>13674073 Sailor/Viking >tfw no jinko for Sailor/Vikings

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:30:35 2015 No.13674084 >>13674073 Probably Wuxia, I'm not smart enough to be a ninja.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:30:55 2015 No.13674086 >LDR blog taken down due to stupid rules >Wordpress doesn't look as pretty and skiming over the last few entries it seems like it misses stuff like Bromont's new thing Well shit.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:31:23 2015 No.13674087

>>13674074
Pixiv artist's OC. Near as I can tell she's existed for at least several years and the guy who made her either well-known of part of a much larger group. Quite a few different people have drawn her.

I think her name is Tsubaki, based on the doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:31:36 2015 No.13674088 >>13674073 I'd be a wizard or a clericahahahaha who am I kidding, I'm going to be a weakling that's going to alp before I even get to put it in a monstergirl.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:32:10 2015 No.13674092
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>>13674073

>There are faggots here who would rather be a Samurai or a Knight over a Landsknechte, who can make MGs schlick furiously with how dapper they dress

Niggas pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:32:17 2015 No.13674094 >>13674073 Wizard.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:32:42 2015 No.13674095

>>13674074
Scale needs work. Light is just clingy as it is and for it to be yandere it needs to be a bit obsessive from the get to. Keep in mind, not all criminal acts are equal. Hence terms like petty theft and even degrees of murder. You also have to take into account that a Kiki would be living with someone so her taking his things would imply different things than another yandere having to break and enter to burgle it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:33:11 2015 No.13674096 >>13674073 >No thief class Nigga, you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:33:14 2015 No.13674097 >>13674073 Wuxia. Mist Continent martial arts adventures ho!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:33:47 2015 No.13674100 >>13674073 >Cleric i'm going to heal all the monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:34:38 2015 No.13674103 >>13674092 Kraut, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:34:51 2015 No.13674104 >>13674088 That would only happen if you liked dicks and were turned into an incubus through other means.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:35:28 2015 No.13674106 >>13674073 Probably Knight errant, i was always a tankfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:35:33 2015 No.13674107 >>13674096 That's under the middle eastern type fedayeen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:35:38 2015 No.13674108 >>13674078 This is adorable.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:36:06 2015 No.13674110

>>13674086
Well, it was only created when ELH's IRC link was scrubbed and he was booted off the site. So it was initially just a "revenge" website to spite LDH. Now that there's no competition, there's no reason to put as much effort in.

>>13674095
Well, I basically categorized the yandere scale by "non-criminal, harmless criminal, and felony criminal". Since how far they'd go to break social norms and laws -- how much they're willing to risk for love -- is a good indicator of how obsessed they are than anything else. In my opinion, at least.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:38:37 2015 No.13674116

>>13674103

>Implying i'm a Kraut only

Bitch please i'm a bastard fusion of Kraut-Scot-Britbong-Potato Farmer-Some guy who runs like a Welshman.

If i'm going into battle against MGs i'm either dressing as Landsknechte or kilt with my willy to the wind. Fuck you and your knights, and fuck the King.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:39:03 2015 No.13674117 >>13674107 Fedayeen are just guerilla fighters, not thieves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:39:04 2015 No.13674118 >>13674106 That would probably be a Paladin or Cleric (If it's a D&D/ armored cleric). Knight Errants, as the name implies, would probably wear lighter stuff while also being prepared to fight alone. They're bulky DPS imo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:40:11 2015 No.13674121 >>13674116 Could have just said you're some mongrel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:40:16 2015 No.13674122 I wanna hug a dark elf

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:40:46 2015 No.13674123

>>13674116
>Landsknechte
If you want to be a rebel, Viking would have been better.

Sure, being a mercenary is kind of nice, but they're still pretty rigid in their behaviour not unlike regular soldiers.

With vikings (especially following the old gods), you can raid and plunder coastal cities, or kidnap girls to become your concubines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:41:49 2015 No.13674127 >>13674073 I'm gonna get all Musketeer up in this bitch,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:42:11 2015 No.13674128 >>13674123 I have no Norse blood in me and it just doesn't feel right. If I wanted to go real hard-mode i'd go full William Wallace and wear woad paint on my face with the words "SCHLONG HERE" and an arrow pointing to my rascal beneath the kilt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:42:41 2015 No.13674132 >>13674122 The Codex Astartes does not support this action

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:44:29 2015 No.13674141 >>13674132 Do you even endure Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:44:59 2015 No.13674145 >>13674117 Wouldn't the Mongol horseman, the Viking and the Ghazi be kinda like thieves? They do steal when they raid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:46:04 2015 No.13674147 >>13674073 Can I be a mongol archer with a centaur archer mount?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:46:25 2015 No.13674151 >>13674122 yeah that will end well

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:47:40 2015 No.13674154 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, SHEWANTSTHEB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673628 >>13673647

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:48:22 2015 No.13674155 >>13674147 I don't see why not "Double the arrows"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:48:25 2015 No.13674156 File: 329 KB, 840x1200, 1430520040094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674122 And I'm sure she wants to hug you too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:48:42 2015 No.13674158 >>13674154 I wanna brush her hair if she wants, I'd use my dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:48:44 2015 No.13674159 >>13674154 Why are you such a saint?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:48:47 2015 No.13674160

>>13674147
You'd probably just be deadweight, realistically. For the same weight as an adult male, she could wear full plate heavy armor instead.

But then again, MAMONOMANA would probably make her way stronger than normal horses, so it might not be the case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:50:47 2015 No.13674166 >>13674160 Well, if he's going the bow archer route she won't be using armor and the hit won't hurt more than a regular horse with human while increasing the amount of firepower. That and dual lances. Bitches love dual lances.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:54:43 2015 No.13674173 I want to find the worlds only fat lilim and pat her head before running away.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:56:05 2015 No.13674175

>>13674166
During the era in which pike-and-shot became widespread, armor became thicker to retain effective protection against deadlier firearms. They eventually had to become so thick that it began making cavalry charges ineffective due to the sheer weight and fatigue all that armor put on horses.

That's why you eventually see cavalry stop wearing full plate knight armor and instead only a steel curiass and helmet, with unarmored legs and arms.

So for the weight of an additional human, you could e looking at the difference between minimal and heavy armor. Particularly in a setting that has gunpowder (guessing that based on musketeer class)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:57:23 2015 No.13674180 >>13674154 you know how long that would take to brush? Jesus christ, probably take all the hot water to wash it too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:58:26 2015 No.13674183 >>13674180 It would be fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:00:37 2015 No.13674189 >>13674183 For you

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:02:03 2015 No.13674193

>>13674180
But just think about how much she appreciates all the effort you put into it. You don't have to do it all the time (I'm sure there's some sort of magic to keep it manageable on a day-to-day basis), just every now and then as a little treat for her. Show her you care. Besides, it'll be a relaxing, intimate bonding experience without the need for sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:02:19 2015 No.13674194 >>13674189 I bet it would be fun for her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:06:53 2015 No.13674205 >>13673633 GROSS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:07:58 2015 No.13674211 >>13674180 It's like shower sex, she gets all the hot shower water and you stand in the corner cold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:10:47 2015 No.13674219 >>13674205 You can't order that by the gross. Only by the individual unit. You greedy bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:12:37 2015 No.13674224 >>13674180 Can't be harder than what people with fox MGs have to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:13:03 2015 No.13674225 >>13673610

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:14:12 2015 No.13674227 >>13674225 I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:14:26 2015 No.13674229 File: 3.16 MB, 1715x2438, 14356897034534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mad March Hares are party rabbits!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:15:34 2015 No.13674231 >>13674224 Well, to be fair, her hair is pretty much one massive clitoris. I Fox might like her tails getting brushed, but kejourou can literally get off on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:18:31 2015 No.13674237 >>13674229 Sad to say that this is the best art I've seen of the March Hare... The stuff I've seen elsewhere is horrendous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:21:19 2015 No.13674240 >>13674229 She is being fucked by a formless void. Hermaeus Mora confirmed fluffyfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:22:12 2015 No.13674245 I want to see the monster girl version of a deathclaw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:22:12 2015 No.13674246 >tfw a writefag you're following is dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:22:50 2015 No.13674248 File: 237 KB, 527x744, 35816575_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't imagine what a fucking chore it is to keep all that fluff in good condition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:22:56 2015 No.13674249 >>13674237 Hasn't the only other march hare art been from that one tumblrfag that intentionally makes then fuck-ugly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:23:42 2015 No.13674252 >>13673964 She's not a self-insert either. Big difference between parody and self-insert, but that nuance is lost due to the average level of reading comprehension around here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:24:36 2015 No.13674256 >>13674252 Don't get so buttflustered people don't like your sue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:25:23 2015 No.13674258 >>13674252 >Ilassa's not a self-insert Oh okay, sure. Why not. Since we totally know her "dad" doesn't get flustered if somebody doesn't know everything about S&M techniques just like she would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:25:27 2015 No.13674259 >>13674249 The best part is that he doesn't think he makes them ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:25:31 2015 No.13674261 >>13674256 Seriously? It's not even autosage and you're already trying to start a boogeyman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:25:50 2015 No.13674263 >>13674249 There's a couple...erm, 'submissions' on the profile page at the MGE Wiki. They're not tumblr-degree, but they are pretty ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:25:55 2015 No.13674265 >>13674246 >tfw people think you're dead when you're really just trying to finish a surprise story that turned out to be really long

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:26:03 2015 No.13674266

http://pastebin.com/33F5HCrw

>It's been several years now, their insanity has become routine
>Your Khornate Kikimoras still leave you greatly unsettled more often than not, but it's become so routine that you feel like you'd almost be lost without them
>Your daughters, on the other hand...
>You daughters brought you good news and bad news
>The bad news is that they're just as batshit as their mothers
>The good news is that they better understand both the how and the why of keeping that behavior concealed in public
>Mostly
>Which is why you spent today sitting in the principal's office at the school they attend
>They had attempted to collectively scalp a boy
>Their reasoning was that one of them liked him, so they wanted to take a trophy and present it to you so that you could decide if he was worthy or not
>To be honest, it made you really happy that they wanted your approval in regards to boys
>You just wish they went about it a little more subtly
>Fortunately, you were able to convince the principal that it was monsters being monsters, which means you managed to avoid a visit from child services
>Raising kids is hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:27:56 2015 No.13674276 >>13674261 I blame Egon Spengler. In before nobody gets the reference and I feel like i'm marinated in marinara sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:27:58 2015 No.13674279 >No Echidna to coil around you, stroke your hair a hun to you as you process 2 cases of beet and a bottle of Johnnie walker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:28:05 2015 No.13674280 >>13674265 I know that feel, also researching things. Somehow I picked up Jojo along the way and am at the part with vampire squirrels attacking nazis.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:28:35 2015 No.13674281

>>13674259
No, he makes them ugly and knows it. It's part of this misguided Tumblr Feminism thing to make Monster Girls "More than just some Japanese Fap Fuel".

Yeah, because making their faces butt-ugly is really going to prove your point, rather than doing something genuinely creative.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:28:55 2015 No.13674282 >>13673636 Fool! It's wasn't Mari! It was me, Dio!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:29:20 2015 No.13674283 >>13674276 Du du dun dun du dun. Du-du-du-du-du-dun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:29:35 2015 No.13674284 File: 140 KB, 606x850, 1434853775789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674282

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:30:00 2015 No.13674286 I want to hug a Kiki while she is making my bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:30:27 2015 No.13674287 >>13674276 As a matter of fact, I got that reference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:31:03 2015 No.13674289 >>13674229 Big, fluffy rabbit thighs as earmuffs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:31:11 2015 No.13674291 File: 184 KB, 548x496, 1429326761312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674287 I made it just for you, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:31:59 2015 No.13674294 >>13673875 Do something about those fangs and we'll talk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:32:51 2015 No.13674295 >>13674281 Funnily enough, we probably do more to make the characters into more than fap fuel, and half the shit we churn out is exclusively so people can beat one out to a monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:33:00 2015 No.13674296 >>13673941 I want to fuck my daughteru with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:34:08 2015 No.13674301 >>13674296 That is wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:34:32 2015 No.13674302 >>13674286 She would turn her head and kiss you before telling you that she needs to finish her work. *yes, that's a word

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:35:43 2015 No.13674306 >>13674302 **Fug, mixed my post from another board into this post

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:36:12 2015 No.13674308 File: 339 KB, 777x577, 37102686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674248 It's a labor of love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:36:40 2015 No.13674309 >>13674302 I would stop and wait for her to finish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:37:14 2015 No.13674310 >>13674284 I remember this one, did you typeset it, el Cojones?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:39:11 2015 No.13674316 File: 92 KB, 648x390, Squid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674310 Who the fuck is 'el Cojones'?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:39:57 2015 No.13674318 >>13674316 Parathyroid Glands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:41:29 2015 No.13674323 >>13674318 Gesundheit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:43:43 2015 No.13674327 Which MG would be the best bartender?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:44:10 2015 No.13674328 >year 2017 - 2 >STILL no Sebek crocodile girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:44:35 2015 No.13674329 >>13674327 Kejourou or Scylla.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:44:42 2015 No.13674330 >>13674327 Tentacle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:45:11 2015 No.13674331 >>13674327 Charybdis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:04 2015 No.13674333 >>13674328 They get mentioned in the story I'm working on. Which I really need to finish tonight instead of slacking off and lurking the thread while testing headphone mods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:04 2015 No.13674334 >>13674329 >hair in your drink Pass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:23 2015 No.13674335 File: 586 KB, 500x4391, Brotana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674318 >>13674310 Why would you care who typeset it at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:28 2015 No.13674336 File: 41 KB, 339x479, cancer2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Darling it's better down where it's wetter under my panties

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:34 2015 No.13674337 >>13674329 >>13674330 Those sound like some of the best for happy humpy time but wouldn't a Holstaur or a Blue Oni be more likely to take such a job?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:45 2015 No.13674338 >>13674328 So create her. Worked for Sekhmet and Set.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:56 2015 No.13674339 Guys, how about a Kejourou Dullahan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:47:34 2015 No.13674341 >>13674339 My penis can only get so erect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:47:56 2015 No.13674342 >>13674339 How about a Vargouille Dullahan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:48:09 2015 No.13674344 >>13674327 I could see an Oni being a good bartender while simultaneously being the club's bouncer. Though you'll probably have to keep an eye on her to make sure she isn't sampling the wares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:48:23 2015 No.13674345 >>13674339 Oh fuck I love both, I want that so bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:48:57 2015 No.13674346 >>13674329 Yuki-onna, all her drinks are chilled and spiked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:49:28 2015 No.13674348 >>13674296 But how? Do you shrink your waifu down to a size that that will fit in your daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:50:09 2015 No.13674350 >>13674342 That'd also look pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:50:18 2015 No.13674351 >>13674344 Blue Oni bartender, Red Oni bouncer and sometimes bartender. They're sisters.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:51:02 2015 No.13674353

>>13674301
I don't want to be right. I'd come home and find the daughteru pouting because of [insert problem] and let her tell me about it. I'd stroke her hair and listen, letting her get it all out, before offering my fatherly wisdom. Then she'd perk right up and move to kiss me, but she misses her mark and kisses my lips. She'd be all flustered and apologize, then gasp sharply and tense up as I squeeze her buttocks and rub her ears, kissing her and telling her I don't mind, kidding her again and feeling her go limp in my arms. Then I'd finger her through her panties compliment her on how much she's grown. She'd tug at my shirt, biting her lip and slowly grind her her crotch on my lap, scratching at my back and call out to me as she smells me. I'd call her beautiful and undo the buttons of her uniform, licking her neck and nibbling in her collarbone. I'd slide off her bra ans suck strongly on her nipple while she squirm, touching everywhere as her body responds to these new sensations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:55:01 2015 No.13674364 >>13674338 Set is just an anubis with a long tongue

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:00:17 2015 No.13674377

>TFW you will never be the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company and have you're own kikimora maid.
>TFW you will never intentionally mess up things around the house and sabotage her attempts to clean it.
>TFW you will never punish your maid for not doing her job by forcing a vibrator into her and saying if she orgasms you will add another, and so on.
>TFW you will never force her to set up for a party and invite all the girls from the office.
>TFW you will never NTR her to tears by acting the part of a massive playboy just to piss her off.
>TFW you will never let the other party guests toy with her and force her to do outrageous things for their own entertainment
>TFW you will never find her in her room later that night crying her eyes out.
>TFW you will never start dating a human girl to NTR her even harder
>TFW you will never openly discuss your idea to marry said human girl with your maid.
>TFW you will never show her the ring and watch her burn with jealousy at the biggest diamond she has ever seen
>TFW you will never tell the maid to prepare a special meal to eat with your girlfriend and that you will be proposing tonight.
>TFW you will never break up with the human women for being a gold digging slut right in front of the maid.
>TFW you will never take out the small blue velvet box holding the ring, get on to one knee, and propose to your devoted and loving kiki.
>TFW you will never watch her burst into tears of joy and mutter softly, "Yes."
>TFW you will never slip the ring onto her finger, proceed to kick the human woman out of the house, princess carry your maid up the stairs to your room.
>TFW you will never lovingly fuck her brains out until all both her holes are flooded with your semen.
>TFW you will never marry her under the tree in the courtyard.
>TFW you will never have three beautiful kiki daughterus fighting each other for your attention
>TFW your wife will never laugh because she remembers all the shit you put her through and still loves you.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:00:37 2015 No.13674381

>>13674351
>'That's enough for you tonight, kid.'
>'No way, you've had enough.'
>'Cuz I said you had enough. Now get outta here before I throw ya out.'
>'Wha- GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF 'A ME! SIS!'
>'Oi, whaddaya playin' at, feeling up my sister like that?'
>'Hurk-' *CRACK* [glass shatters]
>'Now get lost, ya fucking prick.'
>'And consider yourself lucky if all you have tomorrow's a hangover! Next time it won't be my fist cracking you in the jaw!'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:02:39 2015 No.13674385 >>13674364 Oh no you dint. She also has two tails, boxier ears, and is Anubis' mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:03:28 2015 No.13674388 >>13674377 That's jumping the shark a little, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:04:52 2015 No.13674389 >>13674388 Maybe. Just maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:05:01 2015 No.13674390 >>13674353 L-lewd. Feel free to continue. I-It's not like I w-want to hear more, baka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:05:03 2015 No.13674391 >>13674377 It was bad, then okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:07:44 2015 No.13674395 >>13674391 Only the most devoted maid may have a place at my side.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:09:00 2015 No.13674400 >>13674395 Was the NTR really neccessary though? you could have just done some dom routine and be done with the humilliation in a more "loving" way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:09:13 2015 No.13674401 >>13674395 So does that mean she can jump on a bunch of cocks and do guys right in front of you just to test your devotion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:09:35 2015 No.13674402 File: 167 KB, 850x1133, cfcd9af8d01678230ac10fbb8ae0d1a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was wondering if even soldiers fall in love. I want to ask you, anon. Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:10:08 2015 No.13674406 I wanna hug a dullahan multiple times

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:10:34 2015 No.13674407 >>13674402 Otacon go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:10:40 2015 No.13674408 >>13674402 Heh, it's my favorite type of love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:10:58 2015 No.13674409 >>13674401 I said play the part of the playboy, I never said anything about actually fucking those office whores. It was always the intention to marry the kiki Kiki is best waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:11:10 2015 No.13674411 >>13674402 I want to take her to America

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:11:22 2015 No.13674412 >>13674402 No, that's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:12:39 2015 No.13674415 >>13674402 Nope. Now stop staring at me and get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:13:12 2015 No.13674418 >>13674402 >>>/tg/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:13:51 2015 No.13674422 File: 304 KB, 869x1273, The Horseless Headsman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All this talk of Dullahans

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:14:44 2015 No.13674425 >>13674377 >Implying the children are yours You whored her out at a party, remember

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:16:08 2015 No.13674427 Cuckymora

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:16:28 2015 No.13674428

>>13674409
You made her think you were not only doing other girls, but even going to marry them. That's far beyond a mere test of devotion; it's just psychopathic cruelty. You make it sound as if it's reasonable that flaunting other girls you're going to marry instead of her, and her staying devoted, is a reasonable test of loyalty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:16:31 2015 No.13674429 File: 99 KB, 723x691, 1429924154480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674377

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:16:57 2015 No.13674430 File: 1002 KB, 1254x1771, 8ddc5b739cec6394cfd504ad9790b19f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674422 In a Metal Gear-esque setting, could a Dullahan use her head to power some sort of suit/mech while the body goes solo?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:17:39 2015 No.13674434

>>13674402
Well.
It's rather funny you should say that, I was just thinking that myself.

I'm believe that in every person there is a certain emptiness that only grows as time goes on. It grows as our pain deepens. I believe over time that hole will eventually grow until it will swallow us whole. If that is so, then our only option is to fill the abyss within ourselves before it devours us. So we arrive at the question, how do we fill this emptiness? Well, Comrade, if you'd be willing to help me fill my void, I'd be all to willing to assist you in the filling of yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:17:53 2015 No.13674436 File: 320 KB, 869x1273, Limeychuuni2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674422

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:19:25 2015 No.13674437 >>13674429 Yes. Yes I did. Because fuck you.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:20:13 2015 No.13674441

>>13674327
Human bartenders would be a hardy lot.

In addition to dealing with the usual flirting nonsense, you'd have manticores jabbing you in the back while you reach for topshelf bottles, drunk harpies clumsily spilling their drinks, onis being onis.

Dryads might make a mess too, depending if they drink through their roots or not. Tipsy dullahans could spill drink out their esophagus.

At least the pay is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:20:29 2015 No.13674443 >>13674434 >funny >over time the hole will eventually grow >it will swallow >so fill the emptiness >I'd be all to willing to assist you in the filling [of your void]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:21:04 2015 No.13674446 File: 461 KB, 1102x1600, Limeychuuni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674436

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:21:45 2015 No.13674447 File: 226 KB, 500x600, Oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's coming to get you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:21:45 2015 No.13674448 >>13673981 I'd embrace her back and nuzzle my head into her neck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:22:04 2015 No.13674452 >>13674443 English grammar is hard when you're Russian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:24:04 2015 No.13674456 >>13674447 I want her to bite me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:24:07 2015 No.13674457 >>13674447 she can't get me if i have bug spray

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:24:22 2015 No.13674458 >>13674447 the bubble bath is waiting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:24:28 2015 No.13674459 >>13674447 Not If I let some cool alpha monstergirl rape me first so she'll have to go home and cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:24:40 2015 No.13674461 >>13674031 You can't rape the willing! I'm going to throw her off my coming onto to her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:24:41 2015 No.13674462 I want a tribal Kiki to join me in my adventures around the world!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:25:29 2015 No.13674465 >>13674447 Remove stinky bugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:26:37 2015 No.13674469 >>13674462 A tribal kiki? What? Is she an expert at cleaning up blood or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:26:46 2015 No.13674471 >>13674447 Yeah well she's ugly and stinky and I hate her and she has to rape me because that's the only way she can get some!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:26:56 2015 No.13674472 File: 69 KB, 584x642, MissionFailed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674457 You'll need a much stronger dose of pyrethrins to do anything. Otherwise it doesn't go so well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:27:31 2015 No.13674473 >>13674462 >Tribal kiki >Not being an old-timey Victorian-era adventurer, but instead of two trusty butlers, CC and loli Kikimora maids. I imagine something like this: https://youtu.be/WUcZpRORC54?t=50s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:27:48 2015 No.13674474 >>13674073 I'm gotta go with Wuxia. Those mystic kung fu skills should serve me well, I'd certainly never be defenseless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:28:13 2015 No.13674478 >>13674465 How could you say that about the love of my life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:29:24 2015 No.13674479 File: 66 KB, 800x600, opabinia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a monstergirl version of all the weird shit from prehistory

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:29:29 2015 No.13674480 I want to cut the rope of a bridge and send a dragon falling into a lava pit, only to leave because there's another fucking matango on the other end!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:30:14 2015 No.13674485 >>13674478 Unfortunately, truth is not meant to comfort.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:33:32 2015 No.13674494

>>13674469
I would think it's something like this
>Instead of serving you some elaborated dish she just forages for something, expect to have lots of salads.
>Instead of cleaning your house she cleanes your tent
>Her apron has some weird embroidery in it

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:33:43 2015 No.13674495

Time for more Ryu-teasing.

>DAY 3
>Something thick and hard slams in to you
>You open your eyes and find yourself in midair, milliseconds before you land on the cold, stone floor beneath your bed
>You land heavily on your right arm and all of the air flies out of your lungs
>Gasping, you just lay there
>From the swishing and rustling noises coming from above you, you can tell that your Ryu waifu is thrashing around a lot in her sleep
>She must have knocked you out of bed
>What a way to wake up
>It's dark, clouds completely obscure the sky from your view through the magical ceiling-barrier
>It's hard to tell, but you think you can see the faint gray light of early dawn up there
>A loud thump echoes through the room and shakes the floor as a muffled cry comes from the other side of the bed
>Looks like Eris is awake too.
>Your fall didn't hurt too much, and your breath has finally returned
>Gingerly, you get to your feet
>"Eris...? You okay?" you call
>A faint, disoriented voice answers you
>"Yes, my love. I just fell..."
>You round the corner and see the mostly naked Ryu sprawled across the floor
>Her tail is draped awkwardly over itself; she blushes slightly as she straightens herself out
>"W-why were you over there?"
>"I fell too."
>Eris hangs her head as she realizes why you fell
>"Don't worry about it. It was probably time to get up anyway, see?"
>You point to the sky
>Sure enough, it's a little lighter than when you looked a few moments ago
>Eris gets up and the two of you stretch out the stiffness of sleep
>You just stand there for awhile after that, pondering what to do next
>Eventually, the Ryu's voice breaks the silence
>"My love... Can I choose the next one?"
>You grin
>"Of course you can! Which one do you want?"
>She blushes and motions you closer
>You oblige and she whispers to you, her lips mere millimeters from your ear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:33:54 2015 No.13674496 >>13674480 >Send a dragon falling >Send a flying creature falling

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:33:54 2015 No.13674497 >>13674411 Taking an active duty soviet soldier to america would cause some problems, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:33:57 2015 No.13674498 File: 213 KB, 1000x1000, 1434857314038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:35:01 2015 No.13674499 >>13674480 I would just fuck the dragon. Preferably the big boss dragon that's been ordering all these other dragons to capture matangos. I think she could use a reassessment of her goals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:35:05 2015 No.13674500 >>13674498 Blue no, you cannot imprint on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:35:07 2015 No.13674501 >>13674497 defector

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:35:10 2015 No.13674502 >>13674498 Adorable. What is it though?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:35:21 2015 No.13674503 I want to marry a Lilim!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:35:24 2015 No.13674504 >>13674498 So...I can still eat that, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:35:58 2015 No.13674508 >>13674497 You gunna get imprisoned, and then tortured with orgasm denial by MGs at the behest of the House Un-American Activities Committee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:36:13 2015 No.13674511 >>13674498 I want to confuse Loen with Less!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:36:36 2015 No.13674513 File: 34 KB, 223x310, PLUMMET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674496

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:36:37 2015 No.13674514 File: 206 KB, 1000x1000, 1434855863644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674502 >>13674500 It's Miia, they where just posted int the monmusu thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:36:52 2015 No.13674516 >>13674498 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:36:57 2015 No.13674517 >>13674503 I want to be the right hand man to a lilim and help her with all her plans!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:37:34 2015 No.13674521 >>13674514 Sasuga, Loen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:38:20 2015 No.13674523 >>13674511 But one is good, one is evil. You can't do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:38:28 2015 No.13674524 >>13674501 >Implying she would abandon the glorious cause for those capitalist p'orcs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:40:03 2015 No.13674527 File: 240 KB, 800x800, elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never punish a proud high elf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:40:21 2015 No.13674528 >>13674524 It's my capitalist D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:40:30 2015 No.13674529 >>13674524 >Using P'Orcs as an euphemism U fucking wat m8?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:41:50 2015 No.13674534 File: 57 KB, 527x1000, Wererabbit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy Father's Day http://pastebin.com/NckJX6Ki

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:42:00 2015 No.13674535
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>>13674415
she can do her job while staring at you anon, as long as no capitalist pigdogs get past her, everything's fine

>>13674501
And then what? Have her enlist in the Army? What if the other girls don't like her for being a filthy red? Or this? >>13674508

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:43:04 2015 No.13674537 >>13674527 Good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:43:30 2015 No.13674538 >>13674446 I'd be turned on right now if I could understand Gaelic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:43:40 2015 No.13674539 >>13674535 Simple we both head to America and live our life

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:43:49 2015 No.13674540

>>13674527
I want to molest a High Elf while she shyly proclaims that i am a disgusting inferior race and that she will never be aroused to such dirty peasant only for me to molest her with more intensity when i realize she's actually getting off with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:45:29 2015 No.13674543 File: 362 KB, 869x1273, Cottonmouthed Dracosa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674538 Then have something sillier that I had typeset a while ago.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:46:21 2015 No.13674545

>>13674501
For you kids that never learned about it in detail -- no surprising, since in retrospect it's a bit of a shameful mark on American history -- the McCarthy-era was one of inquisition and witch-hunting of anything even remotely Red. Barney talks about sharing? Communist! Wore a red tie to work? Communist! Disagree with the Senate? COMMIE!

High level KGB and Nazi scientists got a free amnesty pass because they provided valuable intel to off-set the risk of them possibly being a mole. Grunts and foot soldiers... all the risk, not of the gains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:47:37 2015 No.13674548 I want an ocelot girl to call me pretty good! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P017y_pbAsY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:47:55 2015 No.13674549 File: 105 KB, 421x437, 1434137545023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674540 Yes. All of this.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:49:51 2015 No.13674553

>>13674390
I'd carry her and gently place her on the bed, parallel to me, and play with her little love bean as as she runs her hand up and down my crotch, her breathing shaky. I'd play with her toes, then trace my fingers up her legs, stopping at the knees, making her spread herself and biting her inner thighs. I'd catch her hand and suckle on her fingers, wet with her own juices. I'd kiss and nuzzle her puffy mound, pulling on the soft hair there with my teeth, before slipping my tongue inside her sopping hole and tasting her fully. I'd lick and probe as deeply as I could, making her come again and again until she's a trembling mess. Then, as she's orgasming, I'd stick my manhood in her, tearing her hymen in one thrust. I'd stop, as she twitches underneath me, pleasure and pain melding into one. I'd hold her to me and rub her back, letting her get used to me. I'd tell her I love her, and kiss her, the sweetness of her lips mixed with the saltiness of her tears. I'd thrust in slowly, and pull out quickly, making her moan and gasp, until instinct takes over and she moves by herself, relaxing fully , opening herself to take me in completely. I'd let her go at her own pace, riding me and discovering her own depths, having her find which spots feel the best for her. I'd a ask her if she loves me, and after she responds I'd ask her to prove it, and feel her become even tighter, riding faster and harder because she wants my milk, NOW, and I'd oblige. I'd hilt myself in her and shoot it into her womb, marking her as mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:50:30 2015 No.13674555 >>13674529 That's right, I used those putrid, disgusting, slimy, obnoxious, obese, and ugly little pig girls as a euphamism. They are lower than devil bugs. Truly the most pathetic Monster Girl I could ever think of Wanna fight about it?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:50:35 2015 No.13674556

>>13674549
>>13674540

>Molesting her because she wants it, after she's demeaning to you.

>Not merely teasing her, then stopping completely, forcing her to degrade herself further by making her confess and beg her desire to be ravaged by that she once disdained.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:50:42 2015 No.13674557 >>13674534 Why must you make me feel sad? I don't want to be sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:51:25 2015 No.13674560 File: 58 KB, 610x760, lala.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best legs and girl, will win the Kurusu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:52:10 2015 No.13674561 >>13674556 Why didn't i think of that?, this is brilliant!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:52:17 2015 No.13674563 File: 252 KB, 612x634, 1431394975628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674556 This is also acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:52:21 2015 No.13674564 >>13674436 Gag Throw in river Jack it to Luscious Lizza, the gang bang queen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:52:37 2015 No.13674565 >>13674527 >BL What a naughty elf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:53:14 2015 No.13674568 File: 518 KB, 668x917, mystia wingless.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look anon! She got rid of her wings for you? Doesn't she look like those human girls you love so much? Will you love her now? Does she need to cut anything else off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:53:17 2015 No.13674569 >>13674555 Fite me nao, faggit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:53:22 2015 No.13674570 >>13674447 Not if I get her first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:53:39 2015 No.13674571 >>13674540 >>13674549 I want to rub foreign currency over an elf's face and not follow it up with anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:54:21 2015 No.13674574 >>13674568 There's no fucking way she did that on her own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:54:50 2015 No.13674575 File: 1000 KB, 352x288, SHUT CHO MOUF.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674571 I want to rub currency on a danuki's face

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:55:22 2015 No.13674578 >>13674571 I want to leave my Elf waitress a tip of less than the 10%

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:56:48 2015 No.13674582 >>13674578 As someone who has worked for a while in food service, I can comfortably say fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:56:54 2015 No.13674583 >>13674578 I want to give my Elf waitress 100% of my tip

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:57:04 2015 No.13674584 File: 443 KB, 600x450, yugiyamiv4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674555

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:57:26 2015 No.13674585 I wanna rub tanuki tail for free

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:57:31 2015 No.13674586 >>13674498 I want to raise a perfectionist, high strung daughteru whose satisfaction hangs on my every word. >Say your first word, then I'l give you upsies, if it's something remarkable. Here's a dictionary, surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:58:55 2015 No.13674589 File: 370 KB, 1016x800, Limeyspeak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674560 It's already been confirmed she wins the Kurusubowl after he finally kicks the bucket.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:59:01 2015 No.13674590 >>13674586 >no honey, calling me a shitbag is not a proper first word, try again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:59:24 2015 No.13674591 >>13674585 Tanuki pimp deals primarily in fluffy tails She makes a fortune from all the mofu addicts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:00:01 2015 No.13674592 >>13674589 >implying he can die not happening

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:00:01 2015 No.13674593
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>>13674495
>"I-Iwant you to tie me up... a-a-and w-whip me..."
>Her embarrassed, stuttering request makes you smile
>"Of course, my love. You just sit there on the bed and I'll be right back."
>She nods and locks eyes with you briefly, a happy yet hungry look in her eye
>You pull a bunch of things from your supply wall and return to the bed
>Eris has drawn the red velvet curtains and and laid down, anticipation fully apparent in her every movement
>Her hips sway to and fro and her tail swishes back and forth restlessly
>The metal of her chastity devices makes jingling and creaking noises as she moves and occasionally tugs at them with her claws
>She lays down and looks over at you as you return
>You dump all but one of your items on the nightstand beside the bed and join your waifu on the messy sheets
>"Ready?"
>You hold up a large coil of enchanted rope
>"Yes, my love."
>Her face is ruby red and she pants ever so slightly as she looks up at you
>You can tell she is desperate for stimulation of any kind; in her desperately aroused state, no stimulation is almost as torturous as being teased, if not more so
>Grinning, you waste no time in positioning your waifu's body and wrapping the thick, rough rope around her in various places
>Tying her up takes a long time, you want to make sure the magically strengthened ropes are tight enough to completely keep her from moving
>Finally, you are finished
>The Ryu's long scaly tail is in the shape of a figure eight
>Her humanoid torso rests on her tail, almost as if it were an extension of the bed
>The thick rope is wrapped around her wrists many times and looped up and under her; her arms themselves are pulled tightly over her head
>You made sure to wrap her long, braided hair around her wrists as well to make sure she can't move her head
>Many more loops of rope constrict and connect her body and bind it to her helpless tail
>She fidgets a bit, unable to move more than a few millimeters in the strict, enchanted ropes

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:00:35 2015 No.13674594

>>13674586
She'll grow up with an extreme Electra Complex, either trying to get you to love her more then your wife, or finding CC whores who won't mind that she calls them daddy as they fuck. That, or she'll misbehave and act out so you'll pay attention to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:00:49 2015 No.13674596 File: 162 KB, 540x790, fuckboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674590 is this a proper first word?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:00:52 2015 No.13674597 >>13674415 Have you had psychotherapy to destroy your interest in mamono?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:02:32 2015 No.13674599 >>13674597 Da, staring at mamono soldier is bad for productivity, comrade

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:02:37 2015 No.13674600 >>13674591 but for free

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:03:00 2015 No.13674601 >>13674593 Dear god yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:03:04 2015 No.13674602 I want to study a long career only for my job to be stolen by an immigrant Kejourou!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:03:48 2015 No.13674604 >>13674590 >>13674596 Enjoy your minimum wage cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:04:18 2015 No.13674605 >>13674600 >Tanuki >Free >>13674602 Would you rape her afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:04:41 2015 No.13674606 >>13674583 I want to have sex with my Elf waitress

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:05:49 2015 No.13674608 >>13674606 I want to do this with an elf http://g.e-hentai.org/g/543385/ba3f62b579/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:06:09 2015 No.13674609 >>13674605 Exactly why I would do it for free

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:07:09 2015 No.13674613 >>13674073 Musketeer, i'd rather be a fancy fencer and twirl a sharp mustache

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:07:45 2015 No.13674616 >>13674605 I would if i had a job. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:08:39 2015 No.13674617 >>13674608 http://exhentai.org/s/b9588c67f5/112098-11

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:09:53 2015 No.13674620 File: 441 KB, 850x708, d12da301ab14d85a0ef55dc6db6a2f28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone want to operate with a team of mamono?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:11:22 2015 No.13674623

>>13674594
>Does good
>Show her a miota of affection
>Does bad
>Express disappointment, talk about how I should have had a human son instead
>She tries even , overcoming her own limits
>Pat her head
>All smiles
>Eventually she does something really remarkable
>"I love you pumpkin"
>Mixture if happiness and sploosh

You have no idea how much I want this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:12:30 2015 No.13674626 >>13674620 If they don't whiteknight me then maybe. Depends on what we're up against, who I'm working for, and why.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:12:39 2015 No.13674627
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>>13674527
>be an assistant at your tower's library
>the pay isn't great, but you like the quiet and it gives you ample time to study
>one day you're putting away the mature fiction books (it's a tower full of magicians, it's only natural some of them get urges)
>when you see a fairly tall robed figure, but recognize her based on her family colors
>it's the high elf from your enchantment studies
>she's holding three volumes of 'My Nico' in her arms
>and as soon as she makes eye contact, picture related

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:13:22 2015 No.13674628 >>13674620 No, but I'd totally buy them a drink for defending my freedoms. Unless they're onis. What, you think I'm made of money?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:14:40 2015 No.13674632 >>13674627 My job, it isn't my business what the people are reading

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:14:57 2015 No.13674633 >>13674627 rape. duh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:15:40 2015 No.13674636 File: 226 KB, 981x1000, elf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674627 >picture related

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:16:07 2015 No.13674638 >>13674627 The fuck is my n... Are you implying what I think you're implying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:16:43 2015 No.13674639 >>13674638 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:17:58 2015 No.13674643 >>13674636 10/10 Would impregnate and make into a house elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:18:10 2015 No.13674644 >>13674627 >not shounen kiki shiro kun That elf is a pleb

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:19:00 2015 No.13674645 recap anon i thought you were alive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:19:14 2015 No.13674647 >>13674639 I'm gonna rape her so hard I'll leave imprints of her ass, in the air!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:21:49 2015 No.13674652 Would you take your son to an elf house to lose his virginity?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:22:44 2015 No.13674656 >>13674626 >whiteknight me that happens in the military? >Depends on what we're up against other people of course, and other mamono >who I'm working for, and why. Highest bidder and/or freedom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:23:09 2015 No.13674658 File: 188 KB, 600x800, elf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674652 I need to show him where I met his mother, so sure.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:24:11 2015 No.13674661

>>13674593
>"You ready to get these off now Eris?"
>You straddle the bound Ryu and gesture to her chastity bra and belt
>"Yes please, my love!"
>Her voice is extremely excited
>"Don't be getting too happy yet, we still have a little more time left."
>Her face falls a bit, but you can feel her twitching excitedly beneath you
>You tap on the chastity belt first, Eris sighs with relief as cool, fresh air finally flows over her aching pussy
>With extreme care not to brush the chastity belt against her reverse scale, you pull it from under her and toss it aside
>The silicone padding is completely soaked and shines with her juices, and the thick, musky scent of her intense arousal makes you gulp
>She sighs again as you release her ample breasts from their metal and silicone prison
>Her nipples are already red and erect
>You blow on them ever so slightly and the Ryu bites her lip and tries to squirm against the ropes
>By now, the sun is fully visible through the hole in the ceiling
>Its light shines off of Eris's pale, sweaty body and you feel that familiar lump come back into your throat
>You waste no time in discarding her chastity bra and running your hands all over the bound, helpless Ryu's stomach
>She giggles as you begin to massage her soft, squishy belly
>You swallow as your hands dance and caress and squeeze her delicate flesh
>It doesn't take long for your hands to move from Eris's belly to her breasts
>She whines with anticipation as you give them a single, firm squeeze
>Her delicious boobs jiggle as you play with them
>The Ryu's eyes have already glazed over under her half- closed eyelids
>She moans and coos desperately as you roughly pinch and pull her stiff, sensitive nipples
>Her eyes flutter as she tries in vain to push her chest closer to your loving hands

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:26:16 2015 No.13674665 >>13674266 i missed you

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:27:59 2015 No.13674669

>>13674627
Grab her arm and tell her to meet me when the library closes. Go to her house and have her read me her filthy fujoshi fan fiction. Record it. Broadcast it over the school P.A. Elf gets bullied by her mamono peers, and shunned by human males. Becomes cake. Suicides at thirty.

The fate all fujoshi deserve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:29:01 2015 No.13674672 >>13674645 It's a thankless job that takes time to do. If the multiple participants and consistent inconsistency tell you anything is that we're not going to see updates as much as we want.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:30:46 2015 No.13674677

I realize that if I were to attempt to reintroduce a NEET Kejourou back into society, she would try her best to either pleasure me into thinking that her lifestyle isn't so bad. Or I resist and try to be firm about it, then she explodes because of her feelings and unresolved issues of anxiety.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:31:34 2015 No.13674679 >>13674669 I want to fuck the fujoshi out of a fujoshi christmas cake elf!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:33:08 2015 No.13674686 >>13674639 Care to explain the reference for the uninitiated here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:34:18 2015 No.13674689 I want to befriend an elf, not for sex or to be mean, just to be friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:35:37 2015 No.13674692 >>13674689 Too bad, it looks like you can only mindbreak or rape elves here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:36:11 2015 No.13674693 >>13674686 Yooooooo! No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:36:26 2015 No.13674694 File: 160 KB, 1023x1447, elf8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674689 >implying an elf would ever befriend a lower species

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:37:39 2015 No.13674696 >>13674692 That's not true. You can also sell them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:37:45 2015 No.13674697 >>13674692 but I feel an elf would be a nice person to drink a cup of coffee with in the morning >>13674694 not every elf is a dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:38:27 2015 No.13674699 File: 195 KB, 850x1213, elf11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674697 >not every elf is a dick Looks we got ourselves a comedian

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:38:47 2015 No.13674700 >>13674694 Fine then, if you're gonna be like that, might as well not even be here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:39:36 2015 No.13674704 >>13674699 I only said elf, I could befriend a dark elf

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:40:47 2015 No.13674707

>>13674656
It happens if mamono are common enough to form their own prominent culture. It's not so much overt whiteknighting as it could be a genderflipped version of the dangerous shift in priorities and thinking soldiers can experience when women are fighting alongside them.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:41:55 2015 No.13674708

>>13674632
>she sets the books on the counter wordlessly, and fidgets as if expecting some sort of remark
>'Please return the books within 2 weeks.'
>she takes the books and scrambles out of the library
>she falls over
>she cries
"Y-YOU TOO"

>>13674633
>>13674636
>>13674647
>you leave a note under the first book's cover
>'Meet me back here an hour before curfew'
>'and bring a dog toy'
>her face turns a burning red, even the tips of her ears are blushing
>"O-okay."

>>13674644
>She doesn't respond to your sage advice, but disappears somewhere inside the library
>about ten minutes later she returns with your suggestion
>and asks you if you want to read it in her room together

>>13674669
I like you.

For the record, I'm not the guy who usually does these with kikis. Y'all have a good night while I go back to lurking

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:43:21 2015 No.13674710 File: 428 KB, 600x800, elf2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674704 >implying dark elves aren't even worse You're funny anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:43:40 2015 No.13674713 >>13674708 well better try to help her off the ground

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:44:49 2015 No.13674714 >>13674708 >and asks you if you want to read it in her room together Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:45:12 2015 No.13674716 >>13674710 I just have to give an elf a chance and friendship could form

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:45:40 2015 No.13674719 >>13674713 She can do it herself. If she can't then call the paramedics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:46:24 2015 No.13674721 >>13674719 It is rude to not try and help someone when they fall, at least hold an arm out for her to grab

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:47:22 2015 No.13674725

>>13674661
>You pull an item from the nightstand and Eris whines and blushes when she sees it
>It's all she's going to be seeing for awhile, so she better get used to it
>Grinning, you place the padded leather blindfold over her eyes
>The thick, soft leather completely covers each of her electric blue eyes as you reach around her and buckle it behind her head
>The blindfold hugs the Ryu's face tightly and forces her to heighten and focus on her other senses
>"Feel alright Eris? You can't see, can you?"
>"No, my love."
>She bites her lip, trying to hold back a smile
>"Good."
>You return to playing with her pale, squishy teats for awhile
>Her cute little moans and squeaks as you occasionally bite at or suck on one of her nipples makes your heart flutter
>"Poor, proud Eris... All tied up. Unable to even see me grope and molest her boobs..."
>"Hhhmmmmm..."
>The Ryu whines as you reach for the nightstand again
>THWACK!
>She breathes in sharply as the riding crop in your hand hits her just above her bellybutton
>"Hmmm... what was that, Eris?"
>THWACK!
>She squeals as you smack her across the belly with the crop again
>"Aaaahh! M-my love..."
>"What's that? Finish your sentence for me, Eris."
>"M-my love... p-p-please, whip me harder!"
>"Harder you say? Alright then!"
>THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!
>One lash on her stomach, and one on each breast
>The Ryu moans as her pale skin turns red where the crop hit her
>You scoot yourself lower down on her body until her hips are a little in front of you
>Her smooth, glistening pussy entrances you for a moment; you can't wait for the moment when you finally bury yourself inside of it
>A series of short, wet slapping sounds echo throughout the room as you rapidly slap the crop against the bound Ryu's pussy
>"AAAahhAAahhAAAhhhAAAaahh!"
>Her adorable cries rise and fall as you increase the force of the crop
>Eris thrist her hips at the crop as it sends an electric mix of pain and pleasure through her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:48:24 2015 No.13674731 >>13674721 She ran back to her dorm before you had the chance to leave the desk. She'll be fine, just a bruised ego.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:48:31 2015 No.13674732 >>13674721 She's not blind. She's retarded. There's a difference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:49:38 2015 No.13674735 >>13674731 Oh well better get back to shelving the books >>13674732 So? It's always good to help

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:54:10 2015 No.13674750 File: 627 KB, 850x601, Elflets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674710 >>13674699 Elves are just fairies that got too big! Elves are fat!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:54:42 2015 No.13674753
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Unfortunately, Soviet Kit or Kit as as he is better known by (and who we frequently believe to be a loli kitsune in disguise), is out in the world on a fossil hunt and wont be back for some weeks. The one thing that was told us before Kit left though, was not to sexualize the Kitsch.

http://pastebin.com/RjfGp8GM

Couldn't resist.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:56:07 2015 No.13674754

>>13674694
>Human boy alone at lunchtime
>Tables are full, except for the oni, who reek of booze and direct obscene gestures towards you, the beezebubs, who are busy dumping their lunch down the pants of some nerds, and a lone elf
>Ask to sit with her
>No response
>Sit down and have lunch
>You try to make conversation, she never says a word
>>Get paired with her for a school assignment
>You ask if she wants to come over to your house to do some work after school
>Contemptous glare.gif
>Next day she hands you the assignment, completely done
>You think to ask why, but seeing previous exchanges between you, you think better of it
>Get an easy A, and some praise from the teacher
>Feels...okay, you didn't do anything after all, but what the hell, no other assignments are due and it's Friday
>After school, ask her if she wants go out with you, to thank her for taking the brunt of the work
>Will you stop talking to me you filthy human! It's bad enough I have your smell clinging to my clothes, why do you insist on aggravating me with your voice?
>You just wanted to be friends
>Such are unraped elves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:56:38 2015 No.13674757 File: 951 KB, 350x280, 423.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674707 >tfw a mamono operator will never sacrifice herself to ensure your safety/the success of the mission

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:58:04 2015 No.13674761 File: 82 KB, 700x739, kuro3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread has a disturbing lack of oppai lolis. This must be remedied at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:58:12 2015 No.13674763 >>13674704 Holy shit, what animu are you watching that has deluded you so?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:58:42 2015 No.13674767 File: 445 KB, 848x1200, 1434862722397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674754 I know the perfect solution.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:59:22 2015 No.13674770 File: 55 KB, 459x443, sd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674652 No, i would toss him to the snake pit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:59:34 2015 No.13674774 >>13674754 I think she likes us as a friend, we should remember to get her a cheesy birthday card

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:59:37 2015 No.13674775 >>13674757 I hope she survives and becomes augmented like some cross between Lamiaroid and Rudol von Stroheim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:59:39 2015 No.13674777 >>13674761 >Miko My kryptonite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:00:37 2015 No.13674781 >>13674763 Well nothing in particular but more of I just want to befriend an elf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:00:44 2015 No.13674782 >>13674770 The Shirohebi pit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:02:00 2015 No.13674787 >>13674770 You will be a great father.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:02:15 2015 No.13674788 File: 761 KB, 1100x1600, 02(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:03:03 2015 No.13674791 >>13674753 This was disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:06:22 2015 No.13674797 >>13674788 >horitomo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:06:36 2015 No.13674799 >>13674761 Why is it always the same artist?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:06:59 2015 No.13674800

>>13674725
>THWACK! THWACK THWACK! THWACK!
>Your arm flies through the air as you forcefully slap Eris's breasts again
>Her loud, passionate shrieks and whines pierce your eardrums after each time the merciless leather crop lands on her
>You continue to whip the helpless Ryu with the riding crop for several more minutes
>Her belly, chest, breasts, armpits, sides, nowhere is spared from your loving whipping
>Tears start to stream from under Eris's tight blindfold and her smooth, alabaster skin is covered in angry red marks
>"P-p-please my love... m-more... whip me more..."
>the Ryu's desperate, pleading voice tugs at your heart
>"Of course, Eris. Just hold on."
>You put the crop back on the nightstand and take another item from it
>"Open your mouth, my love."
>She obediently complies and you pop a large red ball into her mouth
>"Mmmmph!?"
>The Ryu grunts a little in surprise as you tightly buckle the ball gag into her mouth
>"We're about to get a little rougher. Just taking precautions, mmm?"
>"Mmmmmmhhh..."
>The blindfolded and gagged Ryu tries to answer and nod, but she can barely move
>Still, you know exactly what she meant
>You take a springy wooden cane from the nightstand and position it just below her breasts
>Slowly at first, you begin to slap the thin wooden rod against her teats
>The smacking sound of wood on flesh slowly grows in volume as you make each hit more forceful than the last
>"MMMmmm! MMMPHHHH! MMMMMMHHH!"
>Eris strains and splutters through the large ball gag buckled tightly in her mouth
>"What's that Eris? You like it when I beat your tits like this?"
>"MMMMMMM!"
>"You like it when your tits are in pain? Oh, you should just see how red they're getting!"
>HHhMMMhhhmm!"
>"Yeah? Can you picture it, Eris? Can you picture the beautiful red marks my cane is leaving on your poor, helpless tits?"
>"mmmmMMMPHH!"
>"Look at how they jiggle around, my love! I'm sure you know that though, Oops!"
>"MMMMMMHHMMMM!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:07:38 2015 No.13674802 File: 49 KB, 524x800, 1434863258403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673916 I feel like this would be a great way to bully a Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:10:11 2015 No.13674807 I wanna befriend a haughty elf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:11:25 2015 No.13674809 >>13674807 She would be disgusted by your mean existence

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:12:08 2015 No.13674810 File: 1.45 MB, 480x270, 1407097567885.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674802

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:12:22 2015 No.13674813 >>13674809 what if we had known each other as children, but then she moved away and now came back

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:12:25 2015 No.13674814 I wanna befriend a Finnish rape elf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:15:39 2015 No.13674818 File: 301 KB, 1600x1200, 13013..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this Giraffe too furry?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:15:59 2015 No.13674821
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>>13674775
>survives
>severe ptsd
>phantom pains from her missing limbs
>struggles to reintegrate into civilian life
>drowns her sorrows daily
>the only thing keeping her from killing herself is the fact that she saved you
why would you want this
i'd do something with the idea, but i'm a shitty writer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:16:38 2015 No.13674824 >>13674818 They're both pretty kemo-kemo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:16:48 2015 No.13674826 >>13674814 Finnish elves these days just post spurdo along with their SalmonSnakegirl friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:19:13 2015 No.13674837 >>13674824 Alright, I'll delete.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:19:55 2015 No.13674839

>>13674821
I-I just wanted her to come back stronger from it. I'd be the there to support her since I'd have some idea of what she went through.

We'll show the world what she can do with her new abilities! Non-violent stuff though, think she's had two lifetimes worth of it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:20:17 2015 No.13674841

>>13674821
Because I would like to help any way I can. Even though I know that sometimes when you help someone who helped you, they'll feel guilty about it. Besides, what will she do if I decided to make her well crafted drinks to go with her sorrows? Is she going to hurt me when we watch movies and tinker with electronics? After all I wouldn't be here if not for her aid, so why not help her, that's how I wish to express my gratitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:23:17 2015 No.13674851 I wanna befriend a finnish alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:24:45 2015 No.13674857 elves are nice and make wonderful friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:26:36 2015 No.13674865 >>13674857 Elves are nice and make the best maids, especially when cuddled and softened.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:26:54 2015 No.13674867 File: 670 KB, 800x600, 1434864414707.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674857 They sure do. I like to make them my "special" friends, too.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:28:07 2015 No.13674873
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>>13674821
>ptsd
Y'know, I had a thought, keep in mind that it involves Spirit Energy shenanigans.

Say some generous, warm-hearted boy encounters a monstergirl that suffers from PTSD.

What if the SE he emanates in her proximity is able to somehow mend her wounded spirit? Any potential episode is gradually weakened as her soul strengthens from the bond she made with that boy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:28:27 2015 No.13674874 File: 1.49 MB, 1333x1000, 46588789_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:28:36 2015 No.13674876 >>13674865 Well a maid is nice >>13674867 so you gonna date an elf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:29:45 2015 No.13674881 >>13674874 Good orcs are best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:30:05 2015 No.13674882 Why is it that every goddamned Elf discussion is a circlejerk involving rape, and monsterboy stuff like Orcs? Can't you people change it up AT ALL?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:31:10 2015 No.13674887 >>13674882 I don't want rape, I just want friendship

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:31:14 2015 No.13674888

>>13674874
>what's this elf doing here
>who is she trying to convince that dress is proper bar maid uniform
>Great, my loincloth is now covered in brew, that's gonna take forever to clean the stickiness of
>I just wanted to chop wood for fire and gains

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:32:39 2015 No.13674892 File: 28 KB, 240x193, 1386538325017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674881

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:33:15 2015 No.13674896 >>13674876 Yeah, "date', let's call it that. I want to date an elf until her legs wobble like jelly. No seriously. Something as long-lived as an elf would probably hold nice conversations and love a good sherry or something.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:33:42 2015 No.13674897

>>13674800
>You 'accidentally' miss her breasts with the cane, but it still connects with her nipples
>The bound Ryu writhes in pain and her glowing red breasts bounce back and forth across her chest
>"I'm sorry about that one, my love. I think let's leave your poor boobs alone for a bit."
>"mmmhhmmmph!"
>She does her best to nod as vigorously as she can
>"Alright, how about your belly then?"
>You begin to bounce the cane up and down on Eris's stomach
>It creates tiny ripples in her smooth, soft stomach as you increase the strength of each hit
>Drool streams out of her mouth around her gag as you continue to spank the Ryu's stomach with the cane
>The muffled moaning and screaming noises coming from behind the tight ball gag seem to push you further
>Eventually though, Eris's head jerks around frantically and a great clap of thunder echoes all around you
>"Sorry, my love. Ready to stop?"
>"...mmhhhhmmm."
>"Right."
>You put the cane away and cuddle up next to her
>Eris sighs frustratedly and desperately tries to push the ball gag out of her mouth, but it barely moves at all
>Still, you unbuckle and remove it
>A thin strand of drool still connects the red rubber ball to her mouth, but it breaks as she swallows
>"T-thank you, my love..."
>You push the blindfold up and off of Eris's eyes
>Her watery gaze is full of love as she smiles at you
>"What?" you stare at her blanky
>"Thank you. I'm so lucky I have someone who loves me like you do... I feel like there's something... different for us now. I trust you more, and I know you trust me more too, right?"
>You smile
>"Yeah, you're right Eris. I love you."
>This straightforward honesty is rather uncharacteristic of your waifu, but her words make your heart pound in your chest
>She's right too, this ritual has increased the connection and love you have for the Ryu more than you can put in to words
>You stroke her cheek and stare lovingly into her beautiful blue eyes for what feels like a long time

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:34:53 2015 No.13674900

>>13674873
That's an interesting though. Healing arts in fiction rarely go beyond the physical. Her yearning for someone and the damage to her very soul makes her sensitive to compatible energies. You could say it was love at first sight. That being said, she'd probably need a lot more spirit energy than what he gives off passively. Mamono don't get enough of it in food, which is basically consuming an entire organism.
>>13674882
It's not my style, and /tg/ is obviously leaking when it happens but I can let them have their fun for awhile provided I get to have my fun later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:34:58 2015 No.13674901 I wonder how a haughty elf would react when she realizes it is her childhood friend and not a mere inferior human

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:37:26 2015 No.13674908 You ask your waifu to cosplay as another species. How does she react, and how does it go?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:37:37 2015 No.13674910 >>13674901 *Childhood former friend Anyone who acts like that is no friend worth having. It might have been a little cute when she was of chuuni age but now it's just sad to see on someone who should know better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:38:21 2015 No.13674913 >>13674882 Are male orcs really monsterboys or are they just monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:38:29 2015 No.13674914 >>13674910 What if people are just dicks to her and you know it is a face to keep it from affecting her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:39:03 2015 No.13674917 >>13674913 >male orcs >monsterboys They're male, humanoid, and monsters. What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:39:32 2015 No.13674918 >>13674908 I asked my wererabbit waifu to put on these march hare ears, she agreed as long as I wore monkey ears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:39:58 2015 No.13674923 File: 1002 KB, 1134x943, MGs in ACTION POSES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13672924 Here you go anon. No I'm not late.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:40:16 2015 No.13674926 >>13674917 I don't want to BE an Orc so monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:41:20 2015 No.13674930 >You and your orc bro will never stroll down the wrong street in MGC and end up married to lewd elves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:41:48 2015 No.13674931 >>13674882 We talk about them in other contexts, now get off the internet, think about what's really bothering you and unwad your panties. And if you're honestly bothered by repetition I suggest you leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:41:49 2015 No.13674932 Would an elf like a cheesy hallmark card for her birthday?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:42:01 2015 No.13674933 >>13674926 >>13674930 What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:42:16 2015 No.13674934 >>13674914 I'd forgive her, but wonder how the community could still be so shit that she'd have to act that way so often.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:42:16 2015 No.13674935 File: 273 KB, 850x1175, elf10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674930 >not watching yourselves around elves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:42:16 2015 No.13674936 >>13674498 >>13674514 m-muh heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:42:38 2015 No.13674937 >>13674933 What the fuck is wrong with YOU?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:43:54 2015 No.13674941 >>13674926 Purpose isn't exactly important here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:44:25 2015 No.13674943 >>13674935 JESUS WOMAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:45:08 2015 No.13674945 Sitting by your best friend kiki during lunch and planning what to do after school

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:45:48 2015 No.13674948 >>13674876 Elf maids are the best. Why rape just a maid when you can rape and elf AND a maid before cuddling her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:47:07 2015 No.13674953 >>13674945 You decide to stop being a pussy and invite her over to your house, your parents are out for the next three days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:47:14 2015 No.13674954 >>13674945 Can we get some more monstrous situations with riskier monsters? I love kikis, they're in my top 10, but this and the elf stuff is starting to bore me to tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:48:21 2015 No.13674958 File: 894 KB, 1320x3512, yandere hellhound daughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will this ever be continued?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:48:29 2015 No.13674960 >>13674954 I want to run a word cloud and see which monstergirl is close to the center today!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:48:36 2015 No.13674961 >>13674954 You could start something yourself you lazy bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:49:07 2015 No.13674962 >>13674953 so what kind of games are the two of you gonna play >>13674954 Fine sitting with you best friend Arachne is that better?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:49:59 2015 No.13674966

>>13674841
>Is she going to hurt me when we watch movies
violent movies can be triggers for veterans. But since this is mamono we're talking about you could probably soothe her by cuddling her

>>13674873
I suppose being in his presence could help her rehabilitate, or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:50:11 2015 No.13674968 >>13674954 git gud

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:50:40 2015 No.13674970

>>13673424
All monster girls are stretchy to a degree to take large insertions, fairies infamously so. So why not grow a giant cock, and poke their heart? Not like it'll hurt them, and if that's what they want, thanks to the body warping properties of mamono mana, that's what they'll get. And if that's what you want, their pussies will get likely both deeper and more elastic. Mamono Mana is the good side of hentai logic personified, without the NTR aspects. Still mindbreak.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:51:14 2015 No.13674972 >>13674958 That was capped?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:51:17 2015 No.13674973 Night Anons. Stay cool and don't burn down the thread. Something something clever remark Something something cuddling maids

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:51:54 2015 No.13674975 >>13674970 Why are you responding to an 8 hour old post from a dead thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:53:09 2015 No.13674978 >>13674972 By me very recently, out of boredom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:53:11 2015 No.13674979 >>13674961 I often do. Sometimes I just like to lurk. >>13674962 Sure, why not. >>13674968 I'm already an artisan asspuller, there's no other skill I need to master.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:53:34 2015 No.13674980 >>13674954 Knitting with arachne grandmotheru while she tells you about your grandfather's stamp collection!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:54:47 2015 No.13674985 >>13674979 You could always write more window brigade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:55:27 2015 No.13674987 I want to hug an Arachne

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:56:55 2015 No.13674989 >>13674980 Oh come on Gran! I want to know what Grandad did during the Wurm Wars!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:57:04 2015 No.13674990 >>13674966 That sounds nice. Hopefully she wouldn't simply strangle me, thinking that I'm the enemy, I'd still enjoy her company though.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:58:02 2015 No.13674992

>>13674897
>The massive, ominous storm clouds in the sky are almost black; you have no idea what time it is
>"I know it may be a little early, but are you ready for the finale? The clouds look ready."
>"They do, my love. I'm ready."
>Eris smiles at you
>It's finally time
>Everything you have planned for over the years, every minute of the last three days, everything has led to this moment
>Almost incredulously, you extricate yourself from around the helpless Ryu and get up
>"Will you be ok if I untie you? I kind of want to do this together..."
>Eris's eyes well up and her choked reply is barely audible
>"Of course, my love... of course..."
>That amazing, joyous, beautiful smile is back
>A flash of lightning illuminates the room
>"Alright then!"
>You smile back and untie your Ryu
>It takes a while, but your mind is far, far away from the ropes and knots
>Before you know it, Eris sits up and tenderly wraps her strong, scaly claws around you
>"Please, my love. I want you... I need you."
>"I know, Eris. Now lay back down, I'm going to give you your reward."
>She happily releases you and flops bak down on the bed
>You stand over her on all fours with your cock inches from her hot, dripping pussy
>Eyes locked with hers, you use your hand to line yourself up
>The Ryu bites her lip as she feels your tip brush against her puffy lips
>"Here we go, Eris. I love you."
>With those words, you plunge forward
>"OooooOOOOhhhhHhhh!"
>Eris's deep, ecstatic moan makes your knees weak as you thrust your hot girth all the way inside of her
>Her desperately eager walls seem to pull you deeper into their wet, pulsating depths
>Your lips lock in a passionate kiss as you thrust into Eris's pussy again
>You close your eyes as her long, familiar tongue dances over the back of your mouth
>Again, you thrust
>It's all you can do to not blow your load early

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:58:40 2015 No.13674994

>>13673661
I like to imagine vampires as pretty god damn powerful, strong and fast. So much that you'd have to be a gary stu to take one down alone. So you'd need a squad of paladins to take down one old one, throw some kinda holy grenate at her to light up the room and deprive her of any shadows to escape into, and then send in your strongest to confront her whilst the fastest surround her, systematically locking down her escapes. And then it's just a lynch with like, silver razor wire nets and shit and like magic stakes that when shot arc to form a connection that will burn any non living which come into contact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:59:38 2015 No.13674999 >>13674962 Games? Better take her to tbe movies instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:59:38 2015 No.13675000 >>13674994 How about channeling the ripples of the sun through your fist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:00:56 2015 No.13675005 >>13674994 Your vampire is a Mary sue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:01:17 2015 No.13675007 >>13674999 what kind of movie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:02:15 2015 No.13675009 >>13674975 Why not? I was still in it, it just died when I was sleeping. So I scrolled through the rest before moving on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:02:17 2015 No.13675010 Tried to work a little more story into the smut this time around and failed. Apologies in advance for the crappy quality. Hope you enjoy it. http://pastebin.com/FrtsaaSz

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:02:20 2015 No.13675012 Vampires are cute and I want to donate some of my blood to one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:02:46 2015 No.13675014 Wanna and gonna marry a haughty dominant Dark Elf

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:03:38 2015 No.13675017

>>13674193
>>13674154

>Today at work was hell.
>You thought you were going to die at some point near the end of it
>Luckily you didn't though.
>The thoughts of coming home to your Kejourou wife and daughter helped.
>When you came home they both welcomed you home with enuthiasm, immediately taking note of your faitgue.
>You told them about your day when asked which made them more eager to help you relax.
>After a delicious dinner your wife massaged your shoulders and your daughter told you about her day, that she's been getting along with school mates, and her good grades.
>She went off to continue her homework and you just sat there to unwind, your wife continuing her massage.
>After awhile she finished and asked you to come upstairs with her to the bedroom.
>You followed her and when you entered she grabbed a brush and sat on the ground.
>She offered you the brush "Dear...if you don't mind.." and made her request with a faint blush on her cheeks.
>Of course you obliged. You took the brush, sat behind her and got to work on brushing your wife's hair
>A blissful silence followed. Neither you or your wife were content to not say a word. Your wife would occasionally use some of her hair to caress your arms lightly as a way of silently thanking you.
>Time ceased mattering anymore. It's hard to say if it's been just a couple minutes or a few hours.
>Even though to you you were just brushing hair you knew it meant so much more to your wife.
>A Kejourou's hair is something they take pride in so being asked to brush their hair was something intimate than what it'd seem to the uninformed.
>Finally you finished after who knows how long.
>When you announced that your wife turned around "Thank you.." and kissed you
>"..Dad?"
>You were both surprised to see your daughter standing there. If she just entered or she entered near the start it was hard to say
>"Can I have my hair brushed too?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:03:42 2015 No.13675018 >>13674989 Pish Posh! Those aren't stories for someone who still wet the bed at 8 years old.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:03:53 2015 No.13675020 >>13675005 It would be right at home in a Sword and Sorcery adventure. Considering such genres involve a party of adventurers and a boss is about equal or greater than the collective party to provide a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:03:56 2015 No.13675021 >>13675012 I want to get kidnapped by a vampire and used as a human blood bag!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:03:59 2015 No.13675022

>>13675005
Probably. I do think that they are particularly powerful. This one is centuries old mind you. I separate them from ghouls and lesser undead that just feed on corpses/blood and put them closer to dracula tier. Or like some of the stronger baddies from the blade trilogy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:04:01 2015 No.13675023 File: 354 KB, 450x255, You know what time it is.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674994 >you'd have to be a gary stu to take one down alone Have you MET Father Anderson?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:05:24 2015 No.13675028 File: 223 KB, 1200x900, 12996..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you feel about a Slime that forms her appearance to look like she's a musclegirl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:05:49 2015 No.13675030 >>13675020 Also this. Vampires are more boss characters. Particularly MG vampires, who don't turn women all the time. If they were more abundant then they'd be of a lower tier sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:06:28 2015 No.13675032 >>13675023 >couldn't take down Alucard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:06:52 2015 No.13675034 >>13675007 One where a bitter, old elf rediscovers the power of friendship with her human driver. Or some heartwarming crap like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:08:41 2015 No.13675039 >>13675017 have the mother do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:09:59 2015 No.13675042 >>13675017 I think I like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:10:07 2015 No.13675043 >>13675018 Pleease? I won't always be your 'little fly' you know. I outgrew the holiday shirt you sent two winters ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:10:11 2015 No.13675044 >>13675010 I'll try to get to this in the morning when I'm not tired.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:11:04 2015 No.13675047 I wonder if the different blood types would attract different vampire personalities

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:11:15 2015 No.13675049 >>13675028 I would feel my penis become erect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:11:15 2015 No.13675050 File: 112 KB, 542x407, Secret.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674086 Fuck is that what happened? Poor LDR Spits fire from his ass and now this. Guy needs a hug.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:12:31 2015 No.13675053

>>13675032
Kicked the asses of every other person he fought, would have killed Police Girl if not for outside interference, and was able to give Alucard more than a run for his money. He's literally the one guy on Earth that Alucard thinks could actually take him on. When the progenitor of all other vampires says you have a shot, I think that's the cue for every other vampire in existence to stay out of his way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:12:38 2015 No.13675054 >>13675047 That is so brilliant and ridiculous that I'm sure this idea is present in other works of fiction. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:13:43 2015 No.13675056 >>13674110 >>13674086 > All this blogspot/TFT shilling At least put some effort into your astroturfing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:14:43 2015 No.13675059 >>13675043 >little fly I like that. Alas, grandma is drunk this night and in no condition to tell stories. Gonna get fucking ripped tommorow too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:14:44 2015 No.13675060 >>13675054 Well blood types are important in Asia like zodiac signs or something. So it could work

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:15:16 2015 No.13675064 >>13675050 >his >guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:15:56 2015 No.13675066 >>13675047 what if you're a universal donor/recipient?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:16:21 2015 No.13675067 >>13675056 Literally only two posts out of ~600 saying they think one blog is better than another. >OMG corporate shills are conspiring against me! >You're not allowed to have opinions unless you agree with me! Hi ELH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:17:12 2015 No.13675068 >>13675067 Take your own greentext advice faggot. Especially since you're the only one boogeymanning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:17:27 2015 No.13675069 >>13675066 I don't know I just had a stupid idea, I don't know how to flesh it out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:17:50 2015 No.13675071 I want a vampire to kidnap me, chain me up in her dungeon, and use me as a human bloodbag/sex slave!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:17:51 2015 No.13675072

>>13674992
>The Ryu's claws wrap around you and pull you close as her tongue slides further down your throat
>You moan softly and thrust again and again, burying member deeper and deeper inside your waifu's eager, aching pussy
>Electricity seems to wink and spark around you as you quicken your pace, pleasure quickly starting to overwhelm you
>Eris moans and whines passionately into your mouth, each sound makes her delicious, skilled tongue vibrate in your throat
>Your heart jumps into your throat as the two of you levitate into the air, electricity crackling around you
>With one final thrust, your orgasm hits
>Intense, white-hot pleasure explodes within you as jet after jet of cum flows deep into the Ryu
>She squeals happily and shivers as her pussy clenches around you
>Finally
>The two of you have risen to the middle of the room now, just below the ceiling barrier
>Something inexplicably hot and blinding erupts between the two of you, only for the tiniest moment
>Your eyes open as Eris breaks from your kiss
>Her hair has broken free of its tight braid and has turned bright, flaming red
>Her eyes have gone completely white and her usually green scales are now a deep, electric cobalt color
>Well this is something
>The loudest, longest explosion of thunder pierces your eardrums as the magical barrier in the ceiling disappears
>A loud rush of falling water deafens you as rain begins to pour in on top of you and Eris
>You had done it
>The ritual was complete
>The two of you drop to the floor, panting and soaked with rain
>"My love... We did it... We did it!"
>Eris repeats herself over and over again as she hugs you tightly in her claw-arms
>"Yeah. Looks like we did."
>You are far too tired to worry about the rain cascading over you and our waifu
>It actually feels kind of nice; this was Eris's storm, and your storm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:18:14 2015 No.13675075 >>13675066 >Vampire harem DO NOT WANT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:18:15 2015 No.13675076 >>13675068 ELH you shouldn't be so obvious. What do you get out of acting like a gnarled cock here anyways?

>>	Bollocks Sun Jun 21 02:19:11 2015 No.13675078 >>13675076 Shut up Bob, no one cares. Seriously it's fucking old. You're not a moderator, you can't see IPs. No you can't tell who's saying anything. That's Haram. You're haram.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:19:53 2015 No.13675083 >>13675075 maybe not harem, maybe you just are jack of all trades when it comes to getting a vampire waifu

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:20:02 2015 No.13675085

>>13675060
Yeah I can see it.

In that case something like this might already exist minus the vampires, in the way zodiac signs are paired with each other or repel the other. Though in this case vampires not only believe the signs of these blood types to the letter but it actually has an astonishing tendency to come true.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:20:55 2015 No.13675086

>>13675076
I know right he's the only one using that term astroturf, whatever the fuck it means, and he's the first to accuse other people of boogeymanning. His pattern is exactly the same
>Analanger whenever some one mentions it's a shame the blog went down
>Shilling for his own sight
>Accusing other people of things
>Accusing other people of boogeymanning when you tell him to shut up

This is the pattern that I noticed last thread too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:21:02 2015 No.13675087 >>13675069 It's okay, I like the idea

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:21:33 2015 No.13675092

>>13675078
I seriously doubt anyone except ELH has enough vested interest to start flinging accusations of conspiracy against him when a mere two of 600 posts in a thread say they prefer one blog over another. No one else has that strong a vested interest in it. You don't need IPs to figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:21:49 2015 No.13675093 >>13674970 Personally, I find myself averted by the idea of overgrowing body parts like that, let alone for the sake of better screwing. And sex with normal-sized tools look more aesthetically pleasant to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:23:51 2015 No.13675096 >>13675078 Don't you work in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:23:52 2015 No.13675097 >>13675085 Maybe a vampire can just know what blood type you have when they meet you because they have vampire powers or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:23:55 2015 No.13675098 >>13675086 >>13675092 Just like how it's ALWAYS the pattern to blame him? Or attempt to shitpost about him when someone says something anti-blog/TFT? Ya'll are so fucking predictable it's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:23:59 2015 No.13675099 File: 294 KB, 600x800, 1434832424886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plump Monster Girls are for ___

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:24:55 2015 No.13675101 >>13675099 Motorboating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:24:58 2015 No.13675102 >>13675099 neglecting until they make themselves just healthy levels of chub that's too much

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:25:17 2015 No.13675103 >>13675099 Violent rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:26:15 2015 No.13675106 >AB- >1% Well fuck, I hope vampires hate it because it is uncommon

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:26:22 2015 No.13675107

>>13675098
Once again, logic dictates no one but ELH has a strong enough vested interest in the other blog to start drama over it. On top of the fact ELH has also shown that they can be a drama-stirring queen in the past (deleting pastebin, arbitrary IRC bans, etc)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:26:37 2015 No.13675108 >>13675099 diets

>>	Kenkou Kurosu Sun Jun 21 02:26:55 2015 No.13675109 >>13675078 I hate my western audience. Cu Sith soon.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:27:11 2015 No.13675110

>>13675098
Who else would shill so hard for the wordpress an get so mad when people talk about preferring the blog? Also, what the fuck is a TFT? The biggest give away if your own phrasing
>Anti-blog
Who the fuck here other than ELH gives a fuck enough to be anti anything. I'm just glad we have mediums to collect the content that gets thrown out here.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:27:55 2015 No.13675112
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>>13675097
You mean they can taste it in the air. Or sniff it out, those blood suckers are real blood hounds after all.

Here is a rundown on nips and their view of bloodtypes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:28:23 2015 No.13675115 >>13675109 Eros is love.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:28:37 2015 No.13675116

>>13675098
>Hey website A is down, what's up?
>Quit shilling!

There is only one rectally ravaged guy around here to have a hissy fit whenever people talk about websites he doesn't control. What's next, gonna start crying about how it's all a plot from another IRC channel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:29:23 2015 No.13675118 >>13675106 >implying that doesn't just make you more desirable hey, maybe she'll treat you better because you're a rare treasure

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:29:55 2015 No.13675119

>>13675072
>The Ryu's body and hair have returned to their normal color
>She cuddles you close to her bare chest and coils her tail around you as you push her soaked lavender hair away from her face
>Your cock is still fully embedded inside her pussy as you hug each other in the rain on the floor
>Your and her undying love and passion seems to pass through the meaningful gaze you share for a long time
>Every so often either you or she will plant a wet, loving kiss on the other's lips
>Your hands stroke the back of each other's heads and you feel sleep starting to weigh on your eyes
>You can see her struggling to keep her own cyan eyes open
>The thunder and lightning from the clouds above seem distant and silent compared to the beautiful Ryu you are cuddling
>Eris's naturally warm body shields you from the cold rain, the two of you will be fine sleeping here for awhile
>This is your storm, you two can sleep in it if you want to.

And that's it for this one. Gonna edit it and make it into a story at some point, but for now, I'll be glad to move on to other ideas. This was fun, but I feel like it'll need some decent work before I call it finished. Thanks for reading, as always.

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:30:40 2015 No.13675120 >>13675099 Forcing to work out and lose some of that That aint plump, it's over-weight

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:31:16 2015 No.13675122 [DELETED]

>>13675107

> logic

None of that is logic. It's your chinese whispers that you've suddenly decided is fact. Dude hasn't said a single fucking thing about it in IRC other than yesterday's "Anyone know what happened?" No drama, nothing. Just you idiots shitposting about it and then trying to make it like its all his fault.

And arbitrary bans? The only people banned from IRC are people acting like idiots and spamming the channel. Even then it's been three day bans except for faggots like Bourbon.

>>13675116

Pretty sure you're doing that just fine on your own right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:31:38 2015 No.13675123 >>13675099 >All these people bullying her I'd tenderly love and marry tubby monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:31:41 2015 No.13675124 >>13675118 I would be hopeful on that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:32:01 2015 No.13675125 File: 183 KB, 800x1067, 1393280098882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675099 I like chubby/plump, but that's a bit much. A diet is in order.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:32:32 2015 No.13675126 >>13675116 don't bring us up, for fuckssakes, we're not even involved in this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:32:50 2015 No.13675127 >>13675112 wow nips are crazy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:33:14 2015 No.13675128 >>13675099 reshaping into /fit/ goddesses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:34:23 2015 No.13675130 >>13675112 >2 billion condoms per year What do they do with them, blow em up like balloons for kids birthday parties? I know they aren't having that much sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:34:27 2015 No.13675131 >>13675127 What's kind of funny is placing so much weight on blood typing underlines their racism/eugenics view.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:35:22 2015 No.13675135

>>13675122
>Only one person has a direct vested interest in promoting a website (owner).
>Someone appears that aggressively defends it and/or smears rival websites
>Someone suggests the owner is the prime suspect in the last point

>"None of that is logic! It's Chinese whispers!"

Grasping at straws now, are we?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:36:28 2015 No.13675140 >>13675127 I can't hold it against them too much when so many folks in my country believe in ghosts and the zodiacs are so popular in the west.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:36:36 2015 No.13675141 >>13675131 yeah wow that it does, I still want blood prude vampires

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:37:01 2015 No.13675143 File: 74 KB, 640x571, qewY5H7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675130 You and I both know betas will buy condoms without using them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:38:43 2015 No.13675145 File: 814 KB, 799x1000, best succubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will there ever be a better succubus than her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:38:49 2015 No.13675146 >>13675140 yeah bu zodiacs are bullshit to most people

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:38:57 2015 No.13675147 [DELETED]

>>13675135

> still replying

This how stupid you are. I literally just admitted that all you have to do to get people to shitpost is say something anti-blog/wordpress/tft/whatever. Because idiots like you will rabidly begin bitching out people and boogeymanning whoever you don't like that day.

But please, continue. It's making me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:39:50 2015 No.13675148 I wonder if a vampire would feed from an arm instead of from the neck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:41:11 2015 No.13675152 File: 250 KB, 1200x1831, 1430438365472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675145 There already is one, and she doesn't have a shota fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:41:39 2015 No.13675153 >>13675145 Dunno, I'd like to the judge that myself. What work is she from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:41:44 2015 No.13675154 >>13675143 >>13675130 Due to what i use to jack off with, condoms are great of jacking off with, or rubber gloves since catching it with some tissues is basically impossible otherwise

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:42:19 2015 No.13675156 >>13675153 Shes from google it fgt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:42:35 2015 No.13675157 >>13675147 >Hmph! Pathetic. also >Only a retard would reply! So I'll add my own reply!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:43:24 2015 No.13675159 >>13675157 >Inb4 last word reply

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:44:13 2015 No.13675160 >>13675157 Your next line is "Wanwan"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:44:24 2015 No.13675161 File: 31 KB, 230x230, 1434327400958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna mindflay someone into thinking they're CIA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:44:26 2015 No.13675163 >>13675146 There's varying degrees of belief in it and business still make money from it. That's how I'm picturing it, they just love those details but at the end of the day they're not outright blood zealots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:45:02 2015 No.13675165 >>13675163 I want blood zealots now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:45:37 2015 No.13675166 >>13675109 Love you too m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:45:37 2015 No.13675167 >>13675148 sure, but isn't feeding from the neck more intimate?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:45:48 2015 No.13675169
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>>13675017

>You agreed without hesitation. Your wife got up and sat behind you, leaning against and hugging you, resting her head on your shoulder.
>Your daughter took her spot; sitting in front of you
>For the most part your wife took care of your daughters hair but this time she wanted you to do it.
>She told you after seeing her mom so relaxed that she wanted her hair to be taken care of by you too.
>So you went to work again. She was a bit more fidgety which earned her some teasing from her mom.
>But she also really seemed to enjoy it just the same, settling down and relaxing after a bit.
>Although it didn't take as long you were still meticulous about the brushing.
>Your wife pelted your cheek with the occasional kiss and nuzzling her head against yours in the meanwhile.
>When you finished she stood up and you the best dad ever, giving you a tight hug.
>She went off to do chores downstairs that her mom reminded her of.
>When she was gone your wife scooped you up with her hair and made way to the bed.
>She placed you gingerly on the mattress and go it as well, pulling the covers over the both of you, save for your heads.
>She used her hair again to put your head on a pillow and one under hers
>She stared into your eyes with a warm smile
>"Do you remember when I was pregnant?"
>"Yeah. I was worried about if I'd be a good dad or not."
>She smiles a bit wider "But I was right; You became a great dad. She always talks about you when you're busy at work. She loves you very much."
>She got a bit closer and kissed you "l love you very much. I couldn't imagine a life without you in it. It would be too painful."
>"I love you too. You are everything to me"
She began stroking your cheek with her hand "I appreciate all the hard work you do for us. Please rest easy. You earned it."
>As though her words granted you permission you eyelids grew heavier and heavier until you finally you slept.

Happy fathers day guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:46:02 2015 No.13675171 >>13675161 I want to kiss a mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:46:34 2015 No.13675173 >>13675169 >father's day what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:46:56 2015 No.13675176 >>13675161 I wanna suck on a mindflayer's hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:47:06 2015 No.13675178 >>13675167 what if you were just friends but she needed some blood

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:47:12 2015 No.13675181 >>13675169 I barely knew my father.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:47:38 2015 No.13675182 >>13675173 It's tomorrow. I think it's just in the US though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:48:31 2015 No.13675184 >>13675169 I wanna give her a scalp massage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:48:59 2015 No.13675187 >>13675182 Huh, had no idea. I'm aware it's sometime in June, like mother's day is in May, but I've never actually bothered to do anything about it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:50:00 2015 No.13675188

>>13675165
The bulk of a vampire's living underlings are the Blood Zealots, mamono who believe that blood types are the path to finding a husband. These girls revere vampires because they have a sixth sense for detecting compatibility through blood.
>>13675161
I want to make out with a mindflayer while she links our minds so we can make mental love or ...something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:50:10 2015 No.13675189 >>13675187 Really? You should appreciate your parents. After all, they let you live in their basement rent-free.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:50:17 2015 No.13675191 >>13675152 >>13675145 Mari > all

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:50:54 2015 No.13675193 >>13675191 I wonder who could be behind this post

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:51:34 2015 No.13675194 >>13675161 Could a mindflayer create a lotus-eater scenario? I want to be kept prisoner by a mindflayer!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:51:43 2015 No.13675196 >>13675169 >Father's Day This calls for something relevant. Laska crying on AnonDad's grave when

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:51:53 2015 No.13675197 >>13675193 It's probably that ELH guy. Fuck him. /s

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:52:10 2015 No.13675199 >>13675189 >rent-free I wish. I pay the going rate for renting out a room. Even got my own little kitchenette.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:52:32 2015 No.13675201 >>13675188 >Mindflayer reads your mind. "EWW! You're into...handholding!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:52:51 2015 No.13675202 >>13675197 ELH IS THE WORST I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'D RUIN THESE THREADS KILL ELH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See that's how dumb the ELH haters sound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:53:00 2015 No.13675204 >>13675193 I mean Setogaya Mari, not that bitchy Lilim

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:53:51 2015 No.13675205 >>13675161 Looking at this made me recall of having a fetish for wet hair. Frenchkissing her while caressing and fondling her slimy tentacles with both hands must feel gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:54:00 2015 No.13675206 File: 326 KB, 753x1336, 1399345936410.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675196

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:54:07 2015 No.13675207 >>13675204 Ah. OK. My bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:54:28 2015 No.13675209 >>13675201 Don't be silly, I mean her tentacles having a squiggly squishy party in my ears. But I must admit, handholding excites me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:55:11 2015 No.13675212 >>13675099 She could stand to lose just a little bit of that potbelly. I'd be perfectly happy to help her do so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:55:18 2015 No.13675213 >>13675206 Thanks anon, I'd misplaced it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:55:38 2015 No.13675214 Someone make a new thread. This one is over bump limit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:56:08 2015 No.13675216 >>13675214 that isn't how this works

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:56:10 2015 No.13675217 >>13675214 On it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:56:10 2015 No.13675218 >>13675205 They'd give you sucker kisses and caresses, must be an interesting experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:56:21 2015 No.13675219 >>13675201 I'd want to see how she'd react to my darkest, most perverse fetish of them all Genuine love

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:56:49 2015 No.13675221 >>13675214 Nah people just keep using sage :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:56:50 2015 No.13675222 >>13675214 Are you that asshole who keeps trying to force us to start new threads prematurely because he complains there are too many pictures for his phone to load the thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:57:17 2015 No.13675224 >>13675214 >>13675217 That's not how it works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:58:27 2015 No.13675225 >>13675214 I made a new thread on gaia

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:58:33 2015 No.13675226 >>13675222 Nah it's ELH, clearly. Semi-serious answer: People with phones generally have problems loading threads with 1k+ replies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:58:42 2015 No.13675227 >>13675213 Those images always get me in the feels. Probably because I know no one will ever love me or care that I'm gone.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:59:55 2015 No.13675229 [DELETED]

>>13675226
KILL ELH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whiny shitheads who don't know how much ELH has contributed to these threads are the worst. Hell, ELH is probably responsibile for keeping these threads alive for as long as they have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:00:00 2015 No.13675230 >>13675216 >>13675224 How new are you? >>13675217 Thank you, you are a lifesaver.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:00:01 2015 No.13675231
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>>13675194
I bet a mindflayer would think it's funny to make you think you're having a nice, loving relationship with her when you're actually chained in her basement as a cumpump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:01:33 2015 No.13675234 >>13675099 She's getting cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:01:35 2015 No.13675235 >>13675231 What about the reverse of the situation? She knows you get off on being treated like a cumpump but the whole time she's been doting on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:01:54 2015 No.13675236 >>13675231 what if she did the reverse?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:02:26 2015 No.13675239
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>>13675229
>Whiny shitheads who don't know how much ELH has contributed to these threads are the worst. Hell, ELH is probably responsibile for keeping these threads alive for as long as they have.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:02:57 2015 No.13675240

>>13675230
>How new are you?

Last I heard we wait until it gets bumped off the catalog, not when it hits the bump limit. Otherwise there would be 3-4 MG threads in the catalog at once.

And since I've never seen that happen before, I think you must be new.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:03:13 2015 No.13675241 >>13674568 No! Why?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:04:45 2015 No.13675244 >>13675099 Fatass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:05:19 2015 No.13675245 >>13675229 >>13675202 Shut the fuck up about ELH already

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:06:34 2015 No.13675247

>>13675235
>>13675236
>She's embarrassed to let you see how she cuddles you like a plushie all night
>So she flays you into thinking she's brutally SM'ing you
>One day she forgets to work you over and you remember her stroking your hair and rubbing her nose all over your nape and giving you soft little kisses, and finally having the most fiendlishly vanilla slow sex imaginable
Would you tease her about it?

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sun Jun 21 03:07:45 2015 No.13675252 >>13675229 >>13675202 Nigga you went full retard. Don't do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:07:57 2015 No.13675253 >>13675247 half tease

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:08:25 2015 No.13675254 >>13675247 Just a little.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:08:30 2015 No.13675255 >>13675252 Who are you and why won't they shut up about you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:09:24 2015 No.13675257 File: 534 KB, 1086x799, 11660.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You ready to get tzitched?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:09:34 2015 No.13675258 >>13675231 but they need to be inside you to control your mind, no? wouldn't the illusion be broken after she's done with you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:10:05 2015 No.13675259 >>13675247 Yes, definitely, but afterwards I'd ask her if she thinks I'm a slut for loving the scenarios she creates with the flaying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:10:13 2015 No.13675260 >>13675257 what is the safe word?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:10:30 2015 No.13675262 >>13675257 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:10:34 2015 No.13675263 >>13675255 This has got to be some kind of ironic reverse baiting where they act like retards whilst trying to claim that those who dislike ELH are acting like retards, therefor implying that those who defend ELH are actually the retards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:10:34 2015 No.13675264 >>13675257 Why do I have the sudden urge to hug her? What kind of black magic is going on here?

ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sun Jun 21 03:11:08 2015 No.13675265

>>13675255

I manage the wordpress and the #monstergirls IRC channel. That's about it. I pop into these threads twice a day to silently scrape content then go on my way. Apparently there's a cult following on either side of the table because of that. I don't know whether that's funny or sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:11:56 2015 No.13675266 >>13675263 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:12:33 2015 No.13675267 >>13675229 >Implying it isn't All of us from the bigger folks like Alp and Ayften to the little guys like Quicksilver and Average along with the rest of us who keep the thread alive

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:12:54 2015 No.13675268

>>13675265
>Pretending he didn't have a meltdown and delete the entire monstergirl directory once over drama

>Pretending he didn't make an almost verbatim carbon copy of the original MG blog when he was evicted and his IRC channel link was removed from it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:12:57 2015 No.13675269 >>13675260 angry moth noises

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:13:19 2015 No.13675271 >>13674753 That was excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:13:44 2015 No.13675272 >>13675269 Okay thanks for the safe word

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:13:58 2015 No.13675273 >>13675267 >bigger folks like Alp and Ayften So which one are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:14:17 2015 No.13675275 >>13675266 People with too much time on their hands. They would be much better off generating OC. But they are too busy being fags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:14:28 2015 No.13675277 >>13675260 "Just yell out, 'Too fluffy!' when you can't handle it."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:16:39 2015 No.13675281 >>13675277 No such thing. That would be a lie Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:17:45 2015 No.13675283 >>13675277 I'll go with the other one I mean that is such an easy word, Ill try it now dolphin sounds

ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sun Jun 21 03:18:38 2015 No.13675285

>>13675268

Oh it's you again.

If you'd bothered to read any of my previous... I think this is the third time, so three replies, you'd know the following:

1. The "drama" you're referring to is why we're on /jp/ now. The directory was never deleted, simply turned private temporarily while I scrubbed it of all /a/ branding. Note the date on the current paste (which is still up) to verify this.

2. I originally created the MG blog and invited LDR to it. >She went full rogue admin and revoked my access for whatever stupid reason that no one but >her knows to this day. It had nothing to do with any IRC channels.

Not that it matters. You'll continue to froth at the mouth whenever I'm mentioned anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:18:44 2015 No.13675286 >>13675281 Ever have too much chocolate? Same thing. Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:19:33 2015 No.13675288 >>13675281 You've obviously never been sentenced to the mofu ball before.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:21:41 2015 No.13675290

>>13675285
Not him, but don't act like you didn't make everyone think you deleted everything, both in the original directory, the EMG progress in the dropbox, the IRC, all of it. That's the reason LDR made her's, so we wouldn't have to deal with you sperging out again.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:22:05 2015 No.13675291

>>13675285
>The other person not here to defend themselves went crazy and did something extreme to me with zero provocation and I have no idea why.

Not the guy you were replying to, but in courts this argument turns out to be a bald-faced lie 99.95% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:22:54 2015 No.13675292 >>13675214 >>13675217 Is this the kind of thing we should report, or should we wait until they actually make an unnecessary thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:24:21 2015 No.13675293 >>13675292 Wait until they actually do it. They could just be trolling the iPhone browsers by saying they will make one. Also, saying, "Someone says they might break a rule in the future" isn't the same as reporting someone breaking a rule right now

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:26:15 2015 No.13675296

>>13675285
Hmm, so I guess that bit where you tried to delete and sabotage everything you could while spouting 'I'll make sure there's no new OC until people suck my cock again!' didn't happen?

Oh, you even went so far as to delete EMG stuff that was being worked on. That was pretty neat. Along with banning everyone on the first IRC.

Then LDR made his own pastebin and blogspot to host stuff, and eventually took you on. I won't pretend to know the details of how that happened, but I do know your claim that you created it is one hell of a bold-faced lie.

Oh, and I've also heard you tried to pull some shit again and wound up getting kicked off FWPA's little translation team.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:26:45 2015 No.13675297 >>13675293 Do you enjoy being oppressed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:31:20 2015 No.13675306 I want to try and stand still like a statue and see how long it takes for a monster to mess with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:31:45 2015 No.13675307 >>13675296 >I'll make sure there's no new OC until people suck my cock again! Come on anon, no one is this stupid. If you're going to blame people for things make it believable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:32:16 2015 No.13675308 I want to befriend a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:32:21 2015 No.13675310 >>13675306 >All they need to do is make you erect to figure out you're not a statue Well, enjoy all five seconds of that ruse.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:33:32 2015 No.13675313

I am single-highhandedly responsible for all the shitposting in these threads for the past 2 years, way back in the /a/ threads.

I did it all. I am behind pushing and starting countless shitstorms. Collars, Maledom and Femdom, you name it I did it. Hell, I made stuff that normally was fine to discuss into shitstorms. This was accomplished via samefagging, and altering my writing styles. I've contributed so much and started almost every shitstorm this thread has ever experienced. I'm also behind a good chunk of the OC in these threads. I'm several writefags who operate under different aliases, and I've made countless images, drawn and edited.

I've done it all, and masquerade as other anons and xfags all the time. I've started countless threads, countless shitstorms, countless images, countless OC, countless ideas. I know it sounds like an exaggeration, but that's the beauty, as you won't believe me. Sometimes I want to quit shitposting and starting arguments, because I genuinely enjoy Monster Girls. But it's just too much fun, like playing with matches. And it's so fucking easy too.

Call me HeroAnon, call me Meta Knight, call me Fujoshit-kun, call me MGU, call me Tumblr, call me /pol/, call me #tailpussy, call me Bob, call me /r9k/, call me reddit, call me /v/, call me an Alp, call me a furry, call me whatever you want. I did it all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:35:06 2015 No.13675317 >>13675313 Your ability to copy-pasta is frightfully witty, m'lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:35:50 2015 No.13675318 >>13675310 what if I paint myself gold and use a cup to keep my dick from showing

ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sun Jun 21 03:35:55 2015 No.13675320 [DELETED]

>>13675290
>>13675296

The only way to change IRC channel names is to make a new one. The old one had /a/ branding and had to go. People were told where the new one was.

LDR made their own pastebin, yes, but the blog was originally created by me. They were invited to contribute and that's all. It's a shame blogger doesn't keep logs on this, but I probably have some ancient IRC ones between myself and >her to this effect. Not that it matters, you'd find something else to whine about even with them in hand.

I left FwPA after a disagreement with Rauk and not liking the direction they were going. I'm not the only person to jump from that ship due to all the drama that came out surrounding Tarage.

The rest I'm not even going to deem worthy of a response. 2/10.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:37:11 2015 No.13675322 >>13675285 Maybe she was one of the smutfags in KQ who got butthurt over you retconning Slanneshis? That's pretty weird of LDR man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:37:14 2015 No.13675323 >>13675318 Good luck with the dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:37:19 2015 No.13675324 >>13675320 Let me translate this post for everyone else: >ELH a gud boi, he dindu nuffin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:38:33 2015 No.13675328 >>13675323 ok bronze paint

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:39:45 2015 No.13675330 >>13675328 >get melted down to make weapons for Lizardmen

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Sun Jun 21 03:40:10 2015 No.13675331 >>13675322 No that was a problem completely contained within the questing environment of /tg/. It had nothing to do with LDR to my knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:40:44 2015 No.13675333 >>13675330 silver?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:42:06 2015 No.13675337 >>13675318 >Implying MGs would ever have interest in a man without a penis That being said they'd still smell you or use their mana-radar to detect you're a guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:42:46 2015 No.13675339 >>13675337 magic mana blocking from a wizard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:43:30 2015 No.13675340 >>13675333 Probably still precious enough to get stolen by Dragons, especially because you're so 'lifelike'. Also could be melted down for silver bullets to fight Werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:43:42 2015 No.13675341 >>13675032 And I doubt there's any vampire as strong as Alucard. Which means Anderson wrecks just about anything he fights.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:44:18 2015 No.13675343 File: 1.38 MB, 1165x1144, 18629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675313 While your efforts may be genius, Anon, you need healing and love. I suggest you visit a Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:44:21 2015 No.13675344 >>13675340 well fuck then spray paint me invisible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:45:14 2015 No.13675347 >>13675339 A wise move, but be careful. Fiends familiar with witchcraft can detect your dwimmer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:45:21 2015 No.13675348 File: 215 KB, 800x1067, 1394759648925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675125 I want to be a butler to a haughty, shortstack Nekobus. Doing my best to dissuade her from incinerating people and summoning more demons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:46:28 2015 No.13675349 >>13675099 Processing into soap?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:47:57 2015 No.13675353

>>13675310
>"You just got hard. I know you're a man."
>"No I was just built with a magic cock that reacts to women. I'm a statue"
>"You just spoke."
>"Yeah I'm a talking statue."
>"Can you cum?"
>"...No."
>"You hesitated."
>"I'm a hesitating statue."
How far would you go to trick a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:49:00 2015 No.13675356 >>13675353 I am skeleton jelly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:49:13 2015 No.13675357 >>13675353 As far as it takes for me to find a moment to say HAH! GOTCHA BITCH!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:50:07 2015 No.13675360 >>13675356 I would a skeleton jelly girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:50:55 2015 No.13675363 >>13675357 >"So you admit you were never a statue? Good. Come with me back to my cave."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:50:58 2015 No.13675364 >>13675353 I'll say I'm a statue with a fetish. For fooling people into thinking I'm, um, another statute and making them leave me alone!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:51:15 2015 No.13675365 >>13675360 Is that like a Slime with a people skeleton?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:52:15 2015 No.13675370 >>13675363 "...I'm a lying statue."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:52:48 2015 No.13675372 File: 226 KB, 1280x453, 134267537635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675365 Like the second on the left in this I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:53:48 2015 No.13675373 >>13675161 Reznov is dead! The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?! Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner... ALL must die. You did it Mason. You did what I could not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:56:41 2015 No.13675374 >>13675373 >Dragovich This sounds like the name of an erotic Ice Dragon Girl with a Russian accent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:00:04 2015 No.13675381 >>13675265 fuck you, you probably reported the actual good wordpress because yours is so shit it didn't get any views.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:01:20 2015 No.13675383 >>13675285 then why is LDR's blog 10 times better then yours, and you reported it so we have to go to your shit blog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:02:45 2015 No.13675384 >>13675257 So fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:04:07 2015 No.13675386 File: 174 KB, 900x702, 11611..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't rape a Centaur, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:05:33 2015 No.13675389 >>13675386 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:05:47 2015 No.13675390 >>13675308 Great taste Anon. What would you do with your new friend? Go bowling? Watch a movie? Hangout with some other friends?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:06:02 2015 No.13675391 >>13675386 That looks painful, it would be like riding a mechanical bull except, your cock is stuck inside while it flails about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:07:00 2015 No.13675393 >>13675383 He's got a blog?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:07:08 2015 No.13675394 >>13675391 That sounds hilariously painful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:07:23 2015 No.13675395 >>13675386 >horse pussy No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:08:57 2015 No.13675397 I want to find the softest elf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:09:08 2015 No.13675398 >>13675386 You couldn't rape a centaur if she had an anatomically accurate horsepussy. They can make their pussies tight enough to lock out cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:10:44 2015 No.13675401 >>13675397 The softest Elves are probably those fancy High Elves. With their expensive clothes and magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:11:11 2015 No.13675403 >>13675398 Or tight enough to squeeze the hell out of your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:12:12 2015 No.13675405 >>13675386 He's doing it wrong. You tied her up, gag her with a ring gag, and fuck her face. Don't forget to tease her by nibbling on her ears or tugging at her hair. Ignore the horse pussy entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:12:30 2015 No.13675408 >>13675397 I want to cuddle the gruffest elf

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:12:45 2015 No.13675409

>>13675285
>Deleteing everything was actually just rebranding it.
So let's say you actually did delete or privatize everything in autistic rage. When people called you a massive shit when you started trying to reintegrate you would of course make up some bullshit about how you had the best of intentions.

Or you're actually telling the truth. In which case why the fuck did you not tell anyone what you were actually doing instead of yanking shit out from under people without a word until they fucking called you on it, then acting like they're the spergs?

You are either a massive asshole or an absent minded dipshit, potentially both, but absolutely one or the other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:13:28 2015 No.13675411 >>13675391 man that's a good idea brb buying a mechanical bull, one of those horse pussy fleshlights, and some duct tape, and the top half of a female mannequin gonna make millions off horse pussy lovers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:14:45 2015 No.13675414 >>13675374 That somehow turns into a thrilling spy story involving the use of chemical weapons and threat of nuclear war hanging over head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:14:47 2015 No.13675415 >>13675401 They're probably the only elves with access to chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:15:22 2015 No.13675416 >>13675405 How do you tie up a centaur?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:18:29 2015 No.13675422 I want to turn a soft elf into a dracolich

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:20:40 2015 No.13675427 >>13675422 She'll still be soft as a Dracolich though. She'll still have her chubby round belly that'll belie her haughty exterior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:29:15 2015 No.13675438 >>13675320 >The rest I'm not even going to deem worthy of a response. 2/10. Ahahahaha.No. Just wander off a cliff somewhere or something please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:29:32 2015 No.13675439 I want to holstaurify monstergirls. Especially a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:41:28 2015 No.13675463 >>13675416 You tranq her first. Or hope she's into bondage and willing let's you tie her up.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:41:28 2015 No.13675464

>>13675409
That... actually also falls in line with this >>13675291

It seems ELH must make a habit of strategically omitting the truth (or outright lying) to make himself appear completely clueless and innocent in drama, while all his enemies are the aggressive crazy ones.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:46:20 2015 No.13675471
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You're walking outside for contrived reasons when suddenly this girl runs up to you and begins pawing at you excitably and licking your face in a barrage of fast, eager strokes.

Her pack of five, quite some distance away, notice the commotion and gleefully dash in your direction.

Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:47:42 2015 No.13675476 I want to be a young kid eager to see the world, and learn the ways of being a cabin boy, and as such sign up to serve on the ship SS Hey Kid Wanna!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:57:46 2015 No.13675494 >>13675476 Gonna be the Captain Apophis' little assistant!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:59:49 2015 No.13675498 >>13675476 But anon, you can't have a ship crewed entirely by shota self-insert cabin boys!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:02:19 2015 No.13675499 >>13675498 He's the only cabin boy on a ship full of lonely weathered sailors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:07:07 2015 No.13675506 >>13675494 Oh, that pervy old adder queen? Why not a grinning Shark Onee-san type?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:08:14 2015 No.13675508 >>13675506 >grinning Shark Onee-san >with a pipe and a striped shirt Yes.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:08:59 2015 No.13675511

>>13675464
Lets say he was honestly just "rebranding" shit.
And lets say LDR actually did swipe the blog he totally made from him.
That still makes him an absent minded dumbass that refuses to admit he's incompetent and those people shouldn't be in charge of shit. LDR was totally justified in taking control away from him if she did.
>ELH proceeds to make his own wordpress without blackjack or hookers, a shitty layout and aesthetic, and manages to miss content that LDR doesn't.
It's actually funny that I could go either way right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:09:23 2015 No.13675512 >>13675506 >>13675508 I want to be fought over with the Captain Apophis and Onee-san Shark!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:11:28 2015 No.13675514 >>13675471 I prefer hellhounds, but what the hell, I'm game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:14:00 2015 No.13675521 >>13675512 They're after the booty! And the One Piece. I hear Captain Apohpis can't swim though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:14:30 2015 No.13675523 >>13675393 its deleted because somebody reported it for spam. it was a great archive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:15:06 2015 No.13675524 >>13675471 I have some dog treats in my pocket in case this happens (bread crumbs too encase of Canadian geese girls) , I throw them as far as I can and start running in hope that they follow the treats

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:17:23 2015 No.13675527 >>13675524 Coward! Face those dogs like a man!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:18:52 2015 No.13675534

>>13675514
Well, if you lay down and display yourself to the pack they'll take it as a sign of submission. Then their instincts will go wild and the werewolves will ravish you right there. Just be aware that they'll adopt you into the pack, since your display put your future in their paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:20:21 2015 No.13675538 >>13675524 A couple of the sluggish ones eat the treats, but the rest of the pack get excited. The sight of a running man ignites their chasing instincts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:23:08 2015 No.13675542 >>13675521 >Shota stealing hijinx ensue as they each try to snag the shota

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:25:49 2015 No.13675544 >>13675538 okay fine, it's a little cruel but wolfgirl whistle and bopping them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:26:42 2015 No.13675545 >>13675544 These aren't domesticated dog girls anon, you're just going to get them to hate-fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:28:57 2015 No.13675546 >>13675534 Lay down?! Never! They're getting belly rubs and head pats! I'm playing an active role and they're going to like it! Also, do not want to be adopted into the pack. Again, hellhounds.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:29:09 2015 No.13675547

>>13675545
>>13675544
It's true, they find the noise and paper very irritating. You hurt their feelings, and they figure licking you into submission will make you more receptive to mating. You'll need to find something that can stop or trick wolves to escape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:31:03 2015 No.13675549 >>13675547 Or a small sack of wolfsbane. Smell of that will get any wolf running. It's kind of illegal to carry around though, so the tradeoff is you get visited by a cop later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:31:19 2015 No.13675551 >>13675343 Best horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:33:24 2015 No.13675552 >>13675546 That's if you wanted them to be substitute hellhounds for you. Sounds like you're going to start a cuddle pile. Just keep your distance from their heads, if they have their way they'll all start rubbing their tongue on your face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:35:31 2015 No.13675555 >>13675549 >tfw the Ushi Oni cops pay you a visit because the werewolves snitched

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:38:36 2015 No.13675559 >>13675552 Well Anon I can't see anything wrong with this scenario. I just won myself a cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:42:48 2015 No.13675562 >>13675555 I'm sure they'd let you off with a slap on the wrist unless you're a repeat offender.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:50:21 2015 No.13675571 >you will never help an Ushi Oni reform and fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming a successful lawyer

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:51:33 2015 No.13675574
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>>13675494
>The Captain is clearly the nicest pirate on the ship
>This is saying a lot, as the other members of the crew frequently get drunk and rowdy quite often
>One of the deck boys nearly got beat up by the Jinko boatswain when the captain showed up
>Usually she talks in such a soft voice, like that of a kind mother. It truly is music to one's ears.
>That's all she had to do to get the boatswain to break up the fight.
>You can tell the Jinko was scared of her, somehow, someway
>Nothing she explicitly said could come off as threatening and yet...
>You start to wonder whether or not those stories about the Captain are true
>A woman like her doesn't look like someone who destroyed a dozen pirate ships and raided so many towns
>Certainly to someone who belongs on the British Navy's Most Wanted

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:52:48 2015 No.13675577 >>13675571 >Your honor, I KNOW what broken pelvis bones look like and those bones are NOT broken!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:54:55 2015 No.13675579 >>13675571 Single Ushi Oni fighting for her clients wearing sexy mini skirts and being self-reliant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:55:58 2015 No.13675580 >>13675574 Well, so long as she doesn't have her hair tied into a strange front-braid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:59:26 2015 No.13675587 >>13675577 >If the Cait Sith does not admit you must acquit your honor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:00:04 2015 No.13675590 >>13675580 But how will she keep up her fearsome reputation if she doesn't have the iconic Braidbeard? What would people call her? Captain Sensei? You know that's not scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:08:30 2015 No.13675605 File: 94 KB, 459x471, 1422673152008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After: >>13675574 Before: pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:25:29 2015 No.13675626 >>13675605 I bet she changed as soon as she got the cute little cabin boy, and tried to act all sweet and motherly for him, only to relapse when he isn't around, or when her patience is worn too thin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:27:29 2015 No.13675629 >>13675626 >The cabin boy she loves so much is the only thing keeping her from relapsing into the angry, deadly criminal she used to be in her younger days Well, he better not die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:28:11 2015 No.13675630 File: 732 KB, 1000x1250, 1429336888003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675574 She was quite the swashbuckler in her youth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:30:47 2015 No.13675636 >>13675629 Are they gonna /ss/? Does she revert back to her angry self for some rough femdom on the shota, and near the end calms down and engages in gentle motherly femdom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:32:44 2015 No.13675638 >>13675636 Who knows? The captain never lets anyone catch on to things like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:33:48 2015 No.13675641 >>13675636 I feel like you're making light of a fairly hefty bloodthirst. If she reverted I don't think he'd be alive for the motherly femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:37:44 2015 No.13675646 >>13675641 If she does flip out, maybe I'll go join a Lich Captain's Ghost Ship. That would be one spooky adventure on the high seas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:40:35 2015 No.13675649 >>13675641 I just want rough MILF sex and slow healing kind afterwards. Plus it'll be a great way for the Captain to let out her frustration in a positive manner!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:45:39 2015 No.13675652

>>13675649
You're an idiot

>>13675646
But as this anon says, enjoy being fished from the seas by a ghost crew and having zombie girls trying to make you warm through friction. Enjoy long, enlightening, often philosophical, if lewd talks with the Lich Captain and Wight First mate, late into the hours of the day. I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:47:50 2015 No.13675657 >>13675652 You're the real idiot Cold undead corpses <<< Brave Kind Powerful Apophis captain and her rowdy crew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:48:24 2015 No.13675658 >>13675652 I'd have to be careful around the pack of Ghoul Girls on the ship though. They're pretty ruthless and who knows what they might do to me below deck when everyone else is ashore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:52:43 2015 No.13675667 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there any monster girl more ara ara~ than Kraken?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:53:31 2015 No.13675670 >>13675667 I want one to find me as an orphan and declare herself to be my new onee-san and protect my smile!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:54:06 2015 No.13675672 >>13675667 wight, she is ara ara in a physical form

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:54:53 2015 No.13675674 File: 950 KB, 1000x1600, 1421795986815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675667 Holsts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:55:06 2015 No.13675676 >>13675667 >>13675672 A Krakken and a Wight have an Ara ara-off. How does it go down?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:55:42 2015 No.13675678 >>13675657 Admiral Anubis>>>>>pirate and raider scum

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:57:33 2015 No.13675682

>>13675658
I wouldn't mind being worshiped like some kind of tasty god as they lick me.

>>13675657
>I want to flip a homicidally insane snake woman's switch as we fuck and have her lose herself to raw violent emotions and snap my spine in fifty places as she rides me, cumming half to the sensations, half to my anguished screams

>And then I don't want to be picked up by a totally cool crew of undead girls on their gothic themed ghost ship, have a bunch of moe zombies cuddlepile me as the wight first mate ara ara's and brings me into her cabin

tl;dr, Dead crew >> crazy cruel snake lady and her crew of assholes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:58:33 2015 No.13675685 >>13675678 I want to join the navy and serve under a strict but cunning Anubis Admiral!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:00:12 2015 No.13675688 File: 1.44 MB, 2000x2057, kraken7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675676 Kraken wins due to teasing with her slimy tentacles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:02:04 2015 No.13675696 >>13675688 This. I want a Kraken to pinch my cheek and tell me how much I've grown, while one of her tentacles subtly makes it's way into my pants to confirm it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:02:58 2015 No.13675699 Just finished playing the new Tobihime game. It's short, but entertaining for a hentai version of Angry Birds. Also horse pussy, squid pussy, Magikarp pussy, Succubutt, and Female Jetstream Sam as a Maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:09:50 2015 No.13675715 >>13675699 As another anon said, remember to cross breed. The harpy with the lochness monster thingy makes a pretty good healer unit that dished out impressive AOE damage if you give her the right cards and items. Spider, as usual, was best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:10:16 2015 No.13675716 >>13675699 >Magikarp pussy You mean hyper efficient fish breeding device?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:11:21 2015 No.13675719 >>13675715 We need a cross breeding list. I know you get some demonic Centaur Ram thing when you breed a Centaur with a Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:17:38 2015 No.13675731 >>13675715 >Spider best girl Regular Snake Pussy is basically the best unit in the game.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:18:46 2015 No.13675734

>>13675719
I'm pretty sure I figured out most if not all with it.
Squid x wolf = Scylla
Slime x plantgirl = greater plantgirl, who can then get fucked for the orc to no new effect
Spider x bee = some kind of spider/wasp asassin
Succubut x snake = loli succubut
Harpy x Lochness monstah = Siren
Orc/stallion x femorc/horsepussy = demonic horsepussy

And most of these are reversible So while a female squid and male wolf can get a Scylla, a male squid and female wolf (this is the only furry in the game thankfully. Damn japan and their lack of hatred) will get the same creature. so all in all there's a surprising amount of animations for this game. Which is good. No cum animations though and you can only really observe on the first round.

and to be honest it's one of the few H games I'm nejoying more for the gameplay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:19:01 2015 No.13675735 >>13675731 I don't know. Screw attack is cool and all, but the Spider Girl's attack is ridiculous.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:19:27 2015 No.13675736

>>13675685
Only the best serve under Admiral Pawsley, the hardest and saltiest of sea dogs. Are you able to behave professionally abiding by her Majesty's code during missions to enforce the safety of man and monster alike?

Can you keep the Admiral locked in her cabin during the full moon no matter how much she whimpers and begs because you know how much she'd hate herself if she did something unseemly the next day?

It would all be worth it when you got shore leave and she lets down her hair for nonstop cuddling and loving on a tropical beach for days on end. Massaging coconut oil into her tanned brown skin, rubbing her slick bust on your chest while she caresses your face in her paws, licking every inch of you, thanking you for every good service, how impressed she is at how manly you've become, how hard it is for her to hold back every time she passes you on deck, how she comforts herself at night with thoughts of you.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:20:12 2015 No.13675738

>>13675731
Regular snake pussy is second best for me because under the right conditions, spider's attack continues long after the animation ends, and her base damage is great, so if you get them lined up she can take out quite a few. But yeah, snake is pretty OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:23:30 2015 No.13675743 >>13675715 >lochness monster Gahd dahmn loch ness monstah tricked me again

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:25:41 2015 No.13675745 >>13675743 It has the worst animations too. Can't see shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:34:35 2015 No.13675763 >>13675745 Would you do it if this was happening in MGC? What if you noticed three others watching from the bushes? http://youtu.be/lDiHA2fd6lU

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:39:39 2015 No.13675767 >tfw accidentally got raped by nee-san again

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:40:07 2015 No.13675768 >>13675763 I don't get it. Would I do what? Take photos infront of a dinosaur monstergirl? Yeah sure. Just gotta be calm and assertive, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:42:39 2015 No.13675772 >>13675767 >accidentally Right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:45:37 2015 No.13675776 >>13675772 Hey, it's not like I meant to walk into my older sister's room wearing nothing but a flimsy towel and ask her what she thought of incest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:50:23 2015 No.13675782 >>13675768 Turning your back to one, though? You might get hugged!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:52:37 2015 No.13675787 >>13674791 >>13675271 So was it disgusting or excellent?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:53:35 2015 No.13675789 >>13675782 I'd let a sharp-toothed nee-san grin as she hugs me for a pic

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:56:02 2015 No.13675795 [SPOILER]

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>>13675767
Human boys must be tracked at all times, you must be aware pf where your human boys are at any time because they can be getting into all sorts of trouble.

Because after all...they are human boys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:01:55 2015 No.13675805 >>13675789 I would be the last one to get a picture, hoping she'd drag me into the enclosure and not let me go until morning. Not even through violence. She'd ask me to stay and she's too cute to turn down.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:05:11 2015 No.13675810

>Harpy has dedicated her life to the study of physics
>She's considered the world's foremost authority on the subject
>Her writings are used in every university in the world
>You bump into her by mistake one day
>She takes three steps and forgets everything

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:12:38 2015 No.13675824 >>13675734 So far>>13675734 I'm come to this conclusion: Best girl is maid Best girl for breeding is red head Best monster is probably Harpy or Spider

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:14:12 2015 No.13675825 >>13675787 Disgustingly excellent, of course.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:18:24 2015 No.13675834

>>13675824
>Harpy
Even the green girl is better. Snake is far superior to harpy by stint of the fact that it's a ball of death you can activate mid flight. It can wipe an entire map in one shot if you time it right because it moves as it spins and even hops op activation and will hi things behind it. It's a clusterfuck. Spider is more direct but packs a stronger punch and goes through textures and shit. Harpy is very hit and miss and if all you want is a scatter shot each round, succubus is better for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:20:19 2015 No.13675839 I want an Apophis to grape me in the mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:22:47 2015 No.13675845 >>13675734 There's a google spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IbORovolviS-GABQnxo99LTLCBpT0gPq6OgrZQxacDo/edit?pli=1#gid=0

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:23:08 2015 No.13675847 >>13675834 I find Harpy useful at times, while Succubus is awkward as hell to use. Dat Maido though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:24:05 2015 No.13675851 >>13675824 >Best girl for breeding is red head Only because of her animations. I wish Maid had Red's animation for the horse and Blue's animation for the orc and she'd be perfect for fapping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:26:11 2015 No.13675856 >>13675851 Red head also has superior genes, but her scenes are good too. Red headed everything is so good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:26:29 2015 No.13675857 >>13675678 What about a lich privateer sailing an arcane-powered ship in the name of whichever lilim likes pirate roleplaying the most?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:27:41 2015 No.13675861 >>13675810 She wouldn't physically forget, just get focused on sex if she likes the guy until she's had enough spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:28:37 2015 No.13675865 >>13675856 >Red head also has superior genes >Red headed everything is so good. You're talking about how her daughterus have the absolute best color schemes? Agreed. I should just breed her with every animal to get a full selection of Red monmusus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:30:22 2015 No.13675868 >>13675865 Best color scheme. Purple and Blue is good too, but Green and Yellow are a let down. I need to breed her out too for an army of red head monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:31:10 2015 No.13675870 >>13675787 Not them but, >Letting her go There's nothing stopping her from aborting the litter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:32:10 2015 No.13675873 >>13675868 It's just too bad you have to 3-star maniac levels to get all costumes. I'm probs gonna just get a full save once one comes out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:32:44 2015 No.13675874 >>13675868 Yellow siren is good. But if ya just wanna cheese it, get all snakes of different colours

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:33:57 2015 No.13675880 >>13675873 I'm still wondering just how you even get three stars. I've gotten them on almost every normal act except like 1 and it's bothering me. >>13675874 Eh. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:38:38 2015 No.13675893 >>13675313 That's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:40:45 2015 No.13675900 >>13675357 Not SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:43:25 2015 No.13675908 >>13675386 The thought had not crossed mind. >>13675398 Aren't you fucking ashamed you know this? Clint Eastwood disgust.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:44:35 2015 No.13675911 File: 402 KB, 597x777, elf5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone else feel ANGRY about ELVES?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:45:00 2015 No.13675912 >>13675471 Would prefer dogfus, but go with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:47:13 2015 No.13675916 >>13675908 What happen if he's a vet though anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:47:46 2015 No.13675917 File: 982 KB, 1000x800, 1384644647802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675911 just thinking about them makes me so angry I cant help but get rock hard!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:49:32 2015 No.13675918 >>13675911 Does horny count as angry if an elf is involved?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:50:14 2015 No.13675920 >>13675471 Pick up a rock and throw it Fetch, girls! Fetch!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:50:45 2015 No.13675922 >>13675916 I highly doubt that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:51:49 2015 No.13675926 File: 313 KB, 2149x2400, eina2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675918 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:52:52 2015 No.13675929 >>13675917 >those eyes I want to make love with this elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:56:22 2015 No.13675934 >>13675922 But all these anons know about Dolphin Pussy and Dolphin Rape Caves. And I know nearly all of them aren't vets or anything either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:57:36 2015 No.13675939 File: 230 KB, 2048x1152, 1434891456418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675929 Muramasa loves being penetrated from behind

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:58:56 2015 No.13675944 File: 194 KB, 725x1200, ac792452c1e8e6493467449221ca553b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675926 Then I am very angry about their thick, tight, slutty bodies and their damn puffy vulvas!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:59:32 2015 No.13675946 >>13675939 >Look mum I posted it again! So what's the story behind older, edgier accelerator here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:01:34 2015 No.13675953 >>13675934 Case in point, you're among a bunch of easily amused people and perverts, that's all. Is dolphin pussy a meme by now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:02:00 2015 No.13675954 >>13675939 I admit it, I laughed at that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:03:41 2015 No.13675956 >>13675953 Rape Cave is probably close to a meme in terms of popularity but dolphin pussy is less known.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:04:03 2015 No.13675957 >>13675954 >>13675953 Gold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:06:52 2015 No.13675965 >>13675956 >Less known As a whole, maybe, but /a/, /b/, /v/ /d/, /k/ and us make me think otherwise.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:08:29 2015 No.13675970

>>13675908
>Aren't you fucking ashamed you know this?
>Clint Eastwood disgust.gif
Wait people are surprised we know this? It's only natural, this is the thread with sexy women with animal bits, mythological or otherwise. It's bound to come up even rarely. And humans have been fucking animals since the dawn of time. There's bound to be knowledge out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:11:50 2015 No.13675977 >>13675970 >This entire post I have no image nor words for what I'm feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:14:42 2015 No.13675987 >>13675977 I hope stupid is the word you're looking for. Maybe you should go back to your bubble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:17:24 2015 No.13675992 >>13675977 Next you're going to say that you didn't know ducks have spiral vaginas and you couldn't have sex with a duck harpy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:17:58 2015 No.13675993 >>13675926 >[xxx] approach from behind, grab hips, caress thighis, push face into pants, lick, nuzzle, bite, tell her to keep working, feel her entire biddy quiver send shake as she keeps doingibraruan things whim being molested Sex Empire Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:18:35 2015 No.13675997 I want to sing a musical with a Wurm and Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:20:07 2015 No.13676001 >>13675987 Why do hafta be mad? >>13675992 Is it something you think about constantly, became I don't. Same either horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:20:50 2015 No.13676004 >>13675993 >feel her entire biddy quiver send shake as she keeps doingibraruan things whim being molested What the fuck am I reading?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:21:22 2015 No.13676006 >>13675997 >Musical But anon, you are the alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:22:40 2015 No.13676011 >>13676001 >Why do hafta be mad? I just don't like your attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:24:06 2015 No.13676017 >>13676006 >Two alps and a wurm What shall we name this troupe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:24:51 2015 No.13676018 >>13676004 A phone autocorrecting shit that I noticed too late. Am I the only one who wishes he'd have to select wights, krakens, trolls, kejouros and other monsters from among lolis when captcha asks you to select all cakes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:25:52 2015 No.13676021 >>13676001 >Is it something you think about constantly, became I don't. Same either horse pussy. Just a case of watching too many True Facts About Animals videos and being able to recall useless trivia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:27:12 2015 No.13676024 >>13676011 And I don't like horsefuckers but you don't see me being a little bitch about it.

>>	swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 09:27:59 2015 No.13676025 oh hey, KC updated his ask.fm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:28:57 2015 No.13676030 >>13676025 Oh boy, shitstorm incoming. Any fun info?

>>	swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 09:29:36 2015 No.13676032 >>13676030 can't say yet, just started looking trough it myself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:29:41 2015 No.13676033 >>13676024 >Come in here >Act like a cunt when people posses somewhat common knowledge particularly in the context of these threads >"Haha eew, you know things xD Arent u ashamed" You're being a big bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:30:34 2015 No.13676037 >>13676017 >Two alps and a wurm God damn it http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ObEc39sdrtA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:30:54 2015 No.13676038 >>13676025 >>13676032 Give it to us straight doc: How much of the update involves Alps?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:31:46 2015 No.13676040 >>13676033 Suck me harder alp.

>>	swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 09:32:45 2015 No.13676042 >>13676038 looks like he's still updating it, but there's only 2 about them so far

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:34:32 2015 No.13676047 File: 49 KB, 500x282, 1433878739191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13676042 >Still updating >Already two of them Well, let's go guys. The shitstorm approaches. Also, anything on Mindflayers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:34:39 2015 No.13676048 >>13676042 Awesome!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:42:18 2015 No.13676062 >>13675939 >that doujin where her partner fucks her and her mother Panting Meat.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:53:08 2015 No.13676090 >>13676062 I want to bully a Jiangshi by slipping a trampoline under her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:58:05 2015 No.13676092 >>13676090 Is it because she's the kind that floats?

swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 09:58:06 2015 No.13676093

>>13676025
all right, let's see

>weapons and armour can also turn into monstergirls
>Karakasa-obake can change the size of the large tongue, from small enough to French kiss you to a full body wrapping
>KC has basic ideas for about ~100-200 monstergirls. The basic idea and design for Mindflayer was done 2 years ago
>pleasure runes work also on men
>An Echidna willingly giving birth to a specific kind of monstergirl is difficult.

the 2 Alp ones aren't anything special:
>should a monstergirl accidentally Alp a guy then she'll either give up on her, or find a husband together, ect. ect. But most monstergirls are good at sensing it if a guy has the prospects of Alping beforehand
>Alps can monsterize human girl just like succubi (which they are). Also there are no adult shaped Devils

>KC likes both loli and oppai. It's more of a coincidence that Baphomet became something of a mascot character (suuuure)
>You can (accidentally) switch bodies with your monstergirl waifu in fucking Wonderland
>Sabbath also has temporary gender switch potions (for married couples)

Will continue

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:59:20 2015 No.13676095

I leave you alone for 2 weeks and shit is hitting the fan already, what the fuck is going on anons with this deleted blog and ELH shit, I knwo we will always fight about who is the best monster, to dick or not to dick the daughterus and all that but can't we at least not go crazy over deleting things be it pastebins, blogs or stories?.

Stay classy anons, don't follow the steps of the previous lolcows on the internet.

Now then back to monster girls, spiders are love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:59:22 2015 No.13676096 File: 157 KB, 500x500, kitten with mittens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Gonna fight a damn fire rat, gonna win! >They think they're the only ones that can brawl? >Since when did a rodent ever beat a cat? Cait Sith vs Hinezumi, who wins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:59:34 2015 No.13676097 >>13676092 No they're the hopping zombies. She'll bounce too high and be scared to move, only bouncing higher and higher!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:00:45 2015 No.13676099 >>13676093 Weapons what now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:01:07 2015 No.13676100 >>13676096 >Having a woman fight an animal So this is a gladatorial arena then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:01:42 2015 No.13676103 >>13676093 >Also there are no adult shaped Devils Fucking pedo asshole. I'm having my CC beer drinking devil even if I have to forcefeed her those wonderland cookies.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:02:02 2015 No.13676104
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>>13676093
>weapons and armour can also turn into monstergirls
I remember getting hyped when Grimagia promised Weapon Monster Girls, I thought that was a fucking badass concept. Hopefully KC will deliver in that aspect.

>Also there are no adult shaped Devils
Fuck that that's bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:02:45 2015 No.13676105 >>13676099 Weapons can turn into obake whatevers like lanterns and dolls and umbrellas and all the other random inanimate junk. It's something that's been implied for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:03:16 2015 No.13676106 >>13676093 >Have armor and weapon waifus >Have to explain to everyone why you're always walking around with lolis clinging to your chest and both arms

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:04:17 2015 No.13676108

>>13676093
>>Alps can monsterize human girl just like succubi (which they are). Also there are no adult shaped Devils

This question was like a 'well, duh, of course they can do that' but still
>Stage 2 Alp tries to hold on to her previous identity by finding a human lesbian to have sex with
>In the middle of coitus she sprouts wings, horns, a tail, and pink fur while crying out in ecstasy
>Alp is traumatized for life at what she just did to her and realizes she isn't even a human being, let alone a man
>Repents for what she did by helping the lesser succubus get a husband and live happily at her own expense
>She gonna carry that weight

This pleases my sufferingboner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:04:32 2015 No.13676109 >>13676104 All the more reason to take really good care of your equipment when walking into a Demon Realm. Particularly any old heirloom items.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:05:16 2015 No.13676110 >>13676105 Oh right I mean the lamp-girls but...there is going to be a point (if not reached already) when shit will just be so ridiculous, I'm bracing for the reveal of the deep ones, KC is going full bonkers.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:05:23 2015 No.13676111

>>13676093
>>should a monstergirl accidentally Alp a guy then she'll either give up on her, or find a husband together, ect. ect. But most monstergirls are good at sensing it if a guy has the prospects of Alping beforehand

What about when they alp them on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:05:36 2015 No.13676112 >>13676093 >No adult devils AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:06:09 2015 No.13676113 >>13676111 Why would they purposefully deprive the world of dick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:06:16 2015 No.13676114 >>13676109 >The quilt your Grandmother made you is now an Ara Ara protective Blanket Girl Based Mamono Mana

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:06:30 2015 No.13676115 >>13676113 To give it more monster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:07:16 2015 No.13676118 >>13676113 Revenge. That Dark Elf that bullied her in high school? Turn her boyfriend into an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:07:19 2015 No.13676119 >>13676093 >>pleasure runes work also on men Time for me to be a ahegao-ing wreck, for my dragon mistress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:07:58 2015 No.13676122 >>13676103 >>13676112 Nothing surprising though, jap likes his lolis.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:08:24 2015 No.13676125

>>13676093
>should a monstergirl accidentally Alp a guy then she'll either give up on her, or find a husband together, ect. ect. But most monstergirls are good at sensing it if a guy has the prospects of Alping beforehand
>should a monstergirl accidentally Alp a guy
>being such a shitty waifu you not only turn the man gay, but into a tranny as well
That monster would commit sudoku afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:08:30 2015 No.13676126 >>13676111 Even the most sadistic monster wouldn't do that. They need the energy they provide, and to do anything to remove it from the world would be a line none of them would dream of crossing. Sorry, bud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:08:47 2015 No.13676128 >>13676119 When was it ever thought that they couldn't be, though? >>13676115 They don't need more monster. They need more penis. >>13676122 It's still cunty to go "No, they haveto be children"

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:09:16 2015 No.13676129 [SPOILER]

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>>13676105
>Weapons can turn into obake whatevers like lanterns and dolls and umbrellas and all the other random inanimate junk
The correct term is tsukumogami I said with a posed look

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:09:26 2015 No.13676130 >>13676126 >Even the most sadistic monster wouldn't do that I wouldn't doubt Mindflayers if I were you. That's the quickest way to lose both your waifu and your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:09:56 2015 No.13676134 >>13676114 Is a blanket tsukumogami the best at hugs? It seems like that might actually be better at hugs than a Yeti or Weresheep. >>13676119 And thus it came to pass that my headcanon of going full Nameless One as an incubus is regular canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:09:59 2015 No.13676135 >>13676097 Nice job.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:10:07 2015 No.13676136

>>13676113
IIRC MGE-land has the humans outnumbering monsters 10 to 1, so it's not a huge loss. In addition

>She realizes he's going to lose that dick eventually and wants that last bit of spirit energy instead of going through the hassle needed for him to keep it
>She thinks he'll be happier that way
>She has an extreme corruption fetish and wants to see him fall

I'm sure I could think of more reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:11:18 2015 No.13676140 File: 26 KB, 400x321, EGONWHATHAPPENEDEGON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13675110 >>13675107 >>13675098 >>13675092 >>13675076 You faggots actually made me look up the episode to find this image. Congratulasheilagh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:11:19 2015 No.13676141 >>13676136 >he's going to lose that dick eventually Not if he loves his waifu hard enough. She would just set him up with a nice girl or mindbreak him into keeping the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:11:21 2015 No.13676142 >>13676130 Nah, sorry, I don't follow what you guys try to push with them. Shit wouldn't fly in a MG world. More power to you if you're a sufferingfaggot though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:11:55 2015 No.13676144 >>13676130 Mindflayers respect the sanctity of marriage, apparently.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:12:27 2015 No.13676147

>>13676128
>It's still cunty to go "No, they have to be children"

Yet we are talking KC here, where absolutely everything goes as he says and your opinions are WRONG

I'm fine with "my universe, my rules" but he could be less of a dick and listen from time to time, god knows he can't into prose or worldbuilding for shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:13:52 2015 No.13676150 >>13676141 I approve of this mindbreak. Best waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:14:58 2015 No.13676152 >>13676134 >going full Nameless One as an incubus Can you please elaborate?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:15:26 2015 No.13676153

>>13676135
I want to watch the teary look of sheer terror on her face as she's at the apex of her jump before kicking the trampoline away! and then catch her before she lands breaking her legs, and take the brunt of her outrage as she punches and kicks me as she sobs

>>13676147
Oh well, what's done is done I guess. Nothing to do but continue in denial

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:15:33 2015 No.13676155 >>13676141 >mindbreak him into keeping the dick Now I want to read a story about the process harder than brain surgery that a succubus would need to do to do that to a alped-man-walking without making him lose his dick in the process.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:17:00 2015 No.13676157 >>13676134 I want to enter a hugging competition, with my ara ara Blanket Tsukumogami and I cuddling our best to defeat the 3 time champion Yeti and her little brother!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:18:31 2015 No.13676162 >>13676153 There there anon, lolis can't catch you if you retcon them from your mind.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:18:47 2015 No.13676163

>>13676155
Just pump him full of venom and milk him with glorious pussy 24/7, keeping him an ahegaoing mess. And then I guess pegg him with spade tail but make it numb so he can't feel anything. and then have him go back to fucking pussy and feeling like a god. He'll learn that pleasure comes from having a dick. Or just pay a mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:19:11 2015 No.13676164 >>13676099 >>13676105 Valkyrie Drive, but hetero. YES.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:21:03 2015 No.13676170 >Nameless Mist girl never >Yog Sothoth girl never >Shub-Niggurath girl never >Shoggoth girl never >Ithaqa girl never

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:21:17 2015 No.13676171 I want to become the father of several cheshire kittens

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:21:29 2015 No.13676172 File: 249 KB, 1000x857, Arachnotaur and pet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13676047 I can combat any shitstorm. For I have many tools for placating and the equivalency of bleach for your brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:21:46 2015 No.13676173 I want to create the softest Yeti known to man. She will be chubby and adorable and mine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:22:33 2015 No.13676175 >>13676140 Boogeyman Monster girl when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:23:39 2015 No.13676179 >>13676171 >Walk in the door >Suddenly covered in teleporting daughterus and their ara ara mother

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:24:43 2015 No.13676181 >>13676170 Ovaries wrote a Shoggoth girl.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:24:43 2015 No.13676182

>>13676152
Well, I was thinking mostly the part of being decked out in meaningful tattoos.
But roaming the demon realms as the husbando of a Lich who wasn't entirely successful in making you truly immortal would be something too.
Living life after life getting fucked by different MGs and achieving all sorts of crazy things, until you eventually drift back to your waifu.
What can change the nature of a man?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:26:35 2015 No.13676188 >>13676182 Mindflayers?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:27:01 2015 No.13676191

>>13676093
>You can (accidentally) switch bodies with your monstergirl waifu in fucking Wonderland
That has all sorts of unfortunate implications
>Fucking a Cheshire in wonderland
>"Holy shit being fucked by myself in my wife's body feels good" which lets face it, would be a foreign type of pleasure that would be new and exciting
>Accidentally Alp
>Cheshire laughs her ass off

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:27:32 2015 No.13676192

>Any inanimate object can become a MG

We literally cannot have nice things. You TV gets up one day to find the nice repairman with the strong arms. Your fan decides the guy washing his car in the summer heat needs her more.Your printer plasters your house with all the stuff you fap to, proudly declaring there is no one more perverted than her master. One day your house disappears, you guessed it, got up and went to find some dick.

Toilets

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:28:17 2015 No.13676193 >>13676192 This isn't something new, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:28:39 2015 No.13676195 >>13676192 You do realize that they are the 100 year spirits because they have to be loved and cherished for like 100 years before they can come to life, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:29:26 2015 No.13676201 >>13676191 >Getting fucked as a woman in any potency You deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:29:36 2015 No.13676202 >>13676195 Not when you have MANMOMAMBO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:30:20 2015 No.13676205 >>13676195 So computer MG is nigh impossible?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:30:40 2015 No.13676206 >>13676195 Mamono Mana.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:32:23 2015 No.13676212 >>13676201 Well if you body swap mid sex with your waifu, all the pleasure she was feeling at the time will still be effecting her body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:32:53 2015 No.13676213 >>13676205 >A computer MG will never take you to her digital home and teach you about DIGITAL STYLE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:33:25 2015 No.13676214 >>13676212 Your point?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:33:28 2015 No.13676215

>>13676191
Wonderland is not to be trifled with.
It changes monsters so profoundly as to create new species, and the smallest of actions can have startling effects.
>Affection can teleport you.
>Aphrodisiac syrup rains from the sky.
>The various edibles can turn you into a shota...or a girl....or a dog.
>Now canon that random mind swaps can happen too.

Go to Wonderland at your own risk.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:33:50 2015 No.13676217

>>13676173
But anon, she'd get self concious about her weight, and all her fur! She couldn't fit in those really slim and sexy dresses all the rich haughty girls wear, and she certainly wouldn't look great in a swimsuit with all her pudge sticking out! Are you prepared to handle a self concious yeti? It's a big responsibility.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:34:01 2015 No.13676219

>>13676202
>>13676206
>They are born from the fusion of demonic energy and either the feelings of gratitude that dwell in an item which was treated with care and used for a long time, or the negative feelings of an item that was treated carelessly and thrown away.

>they became monsters after gaining life and sentience from absorbing enough demonic energy over time.

You'd need to drop a fucking dark matter to charge it up to life instantly, other wise it is a very very slow process. Stole the two quotes from the karasa and chochin files.

>>13676205
Pretty much unless you never change its parts and love it and it works for decades

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:35:18 2015 No.13676222 >>13676175 We have to go back the past Morty. In this timeline, Monstergirl World Tour happened over a year ago!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:35:31 2015 No.13676223 >>13676179 it's like a never ending fountain of purple lewdness Her ass is forced onto your face all day and there's nothing you can do about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:35:56 2015 No.13676228 >>13676175 You mean Ushi-Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:36:16 2015 No.13676229 >>13676215 Man, fuck Wonderland. If I ever end up there, I will go postal for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:36:53 2015 No.13676232 >>13676217 All of my yes. She is the softest. She is getting little yeti kids

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:37:07 2015 No.13676233 >>13676214 You'd have no real control of if you got fucked or not because the switch would be accidental and instant. God damn it KC. >>13676215 Wonderland is the place of nightmares, shame too because Cheshire is top tier.

swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 10:37:35 2015 No.13676234

>>13676093

>Monstergirls do get periods, but without all the bleeding and stomach pain stuff. They just become more sensitive. In the sexual way.
>the Wonderland traps/fruits that turn you temporarily into a monstergirl also work on incubi (duh). So enjoy your pseudo-yuri play if you already have a waifu!
>Knowledge about monstergirls and monsterisation becomes more sparse the further away you are from a territory that actually has monstergirls (medieval information flow, duh)
>You can't really say who's better at singing between Mermaids and Sirens, but Sirens have more 'raw power'
>A monstergirl can survive just fine of regular food even if only semen or spirit energy is listed
>A Shiroebi won't just give up if they guy she's set on has a phobia or something of snakes. She'll just rape it out of him till he goes "I might hate touching a snake, but with this girl it,s..." or something
>Jinko's can retrieve their claws just like cats

Will continue

>>13676125
'Accidentally Alping' is more in the sense of not realizing that they guy you've been raping secretly craved the D

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:38:51 2015 No.13676237 >>13676228 Ushi Oni can't fit under the bed or in a closet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:40:13 2015 No.13676242 >>13676237 >Ushi hiding and covering her eyes under the bed with it sitting on her back. When. When will I have this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:40:14 2015 No.13676243 >>13676234 >She'll just rape it out of him till he goes... Yep, he "wanted" this all along. Got me again with your tru luv KC, well done, 11/17.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:40:36 2015 No.13676244
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>>13676234
>A Shiroebi won't just give up if they guy she's set on has a phobia or something of snakes. She'll just rape it out of him till he goes "I might hate touching a snake, but with this girl it,s..." or something
I hope the same applies with Spider girls. Monster Girls with men who have a phobia of their species is the best.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:40:45 2015 No.13676245

>>13676219
I know it says long time, but you're assuming it works the same way as it does in mythology. Mamono mana fuckery could easily make it a fraction of that, say ten years. Love being needed, I wonder if it could be influenced by actually directing Love/good vibes towards an object. Like, I'll use a knife to cut some meat, then clean it, put it in it's drawer and forget about. But I love my PS3.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:41:20 2015 No.13676247

>>13676234
>Monstergirls do get periods, but without all the bleeding and stomach pain stuff. They just become more sensitive. In the sexual way
>A monstergirl can survive just fine of regular food even if only semen or spirit energy is listed
Cool. That first one is good to know.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:41:41 2015 No.13676249

>>13676234
>A Shiroebi won't just give up if they guy she's set on has a phobia or something of snakes. She'll just rape it out of him till he goes "I might hate touching a snake, but with this girl it,s..." or something
As expected of yansnakes, won't let the guy they like go no matter what.
>>13676237
Now I'm imagining an Ushi thinking she's stealthy hiding under a bed but in reality it's been lifted into the air by her back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:42:19 2015 No.13676252 >>13676234 >>13676244 so basically you want to be mindbroken? That's kind of fucked up I hate snakes and if one of those lamias came after me I'd book it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:43:13 2015 No.13676254 >>13676136 >humans outnumbering monsters 10 to 1 I don't think it to be this unbalanced. 3 to 1 maybe.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:43:41 2015 No.13676256

>>13676234
>>Monstergirls do get periods, but without all the bleeding and stomach pain stuff. They just become more sensitive. In the sexual way.
So they pretty much go in heat?

>>the Wonderland traps/fruits that turn you temporarily into a monstergirl also work on incubi (duh). So enjoy your pseudo-yuri play if you already have a waifu!
Unless it comes with a anti-alp mechanism. I feel sorry for my waifu if not. I won't mind alping though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:43:50 2015 No.13676257 >>13676252 Bear mace anon. The answer is always bear mace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:43:51 2015 No.13676258 File: 165 KB, 890x600, 1434862509740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13676244 Nope. Nope! NO NO NO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:44:33 2015 No.13676261 >>13676252 >Getting over your phobia or at least learning to cope with it in order to be with someone you love is Mindbreak

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:44:50 2015 No.13676264 >>13676232 You better feed the kids healthy food and only take them out to McDonald's only on special occasions so they don't turn into mini ham planets

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:45:34 2015 No.13676267 >>13676233 Oh. Well. Mm. Goodbye wonderland waufus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:46:13 2015 No.13676270 >>13676261 >getting raped until you break Gee, what IS that called again? It seems I forgot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:46:46 2015 No.13676272 >>13676258 You seems tense. Just.. Relax..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:48:51 2015 No.13676278 >>13676244 So make them develope Stockholm syndrome over the phobia?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:49:09 2015 No.13676279 >>13676245 Do you love your ps3 or do you just love the games you can play on it? And there's no reason to assume it would be any quicker outside of demon realms

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:49:18 2015 No.13676280 >>13676264 That's fine, the kids need to be healthy. I'd still love them even if they were mini ham planets though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:49:33 2015 No.13676281 >>13676261 >raped >getting over your phobia I don't think it works that way. >someone you love Ok, now you're just fucking with us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:49:47 2015 No.13676282 >>13676272 No fucking way. Any spider that comes near me is getting punched.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:52:54 2015 No.13676294 >>13676279 Problem is DE is just about everywhere. And yes I love my PS3.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:52:55 2015 No.13676295 >>13676261 It certainly doesn't sound like a healthy way to get over a phobia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:53:15 2015 No.13676296 >>13676282 What about a jumping spider loli in spats?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:53:21 2015 No.13676297

>>13676191
>>13676201
>>13676212
>>13676215
>>13676229
>>13676233
>>13676267
>There are people who wouldn't go to Wonderland for fun times
It sounds like a great place to experiment and get sexual thrills. Besides all the shit is temporary unless you "Really like it", but at that point why would you not want it to be temporary if you really liked it? Bear in mind "Really like it" doesn't mean "This was fun, let's try it again sometime" but "I can't live without this anymore, my life before was completely inferior."

It'd at least be a fun vacation spot. Plus all the waifus there are top tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:54:23 2015 No.13676299 >>13676296 What would arachne spats even look like? From her human abdomen to just below her spider leg joints?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:55:21 2015 No.13676304 >>13676299 Probably

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:56:01 2015 No.13676306 >>13676294 Living in a Demon Realm certainly sounds hard when all your things start turning into waifus. Thanks, DL.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:56:14 2015 No.13676309 >>13676304 How would you hotdog an arachne loli in spats? This is the most important spats-related question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:56:18 2015 No.13676310 >>13676282 Well if you are face-to-face with an Arachne, you are either stuck in her web or about to be. Might as well let her rape that phobia out of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:56:33 2015 No.13676311 >>13676297 It's the fetish place where anything can happen. It's the hugbox within the hugbox where you can me an animal, a futa a fag, a girl, a guy a shota a bara anything. And it's all temporary unless you don't want it to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:57:11 2015 No.13676313 >>13676297 Wonderland should be nuked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:57:17 2015 No.13676314 >>13676296 Can't deal with it man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:57:33 2015 No.13676315 >>13676309 Hotdog her pussy lips. or if she's like Rachne, she's got a bit of a butt.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:59:48 2015 No.13676321

MG fags, can you please explain to me the appeal of children to me? I've been around quite a few, some for babysitting services, others because they were the only place my mother could drop me off and the many from my library services. And all of them were simply exhausting to me. The ones with many kids I'm juggling them for all their problems and what they want. The one where there was just a single girl framed me and got me and my sister kicked out of that service by stabbing me repeatedly with the tail end of a figure and claiming I did something to her. Even the ones from the library services made me want to just get away and sort books.

Yes I know 2D > 3D, but please, I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:59:51 2015 No.13676322 File: 99 KB, 700x700, 1423863386412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13676173 Big fat Yeti thighs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:59:51 2015 No.13676323 >>13676315 >Hotdog her pussy lips That intercrural, anon. >she's got a bit of a butt. >lying on a loli arachne's back and humping her tiny butt while breathing heavily in her ear Now this is it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:59:52 2015 No.13676324 >>13676311 >It's a dystopia within a dystopia FTFY, KC doesn't get to use 'hugbox' anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:01:33 2015 No.13676328 >>13676254 KC stated that 90% of the world is human somewhere at one point. So that's technically 9:1

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:02:10 2015 No.13676329 >>13676322 Doggy style in the snow seems like a good idea right about now. That yeti's an evil temptress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:03:01 2015 No.13676330 >>13676321 >appeal of children Children don't have any appeal. Unless you're a freak, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:03:56 2015 No.13676332 >>13676323 intercrural means between the thighs, technically. Or more literally, between the legs. And it's a very traditionally gay thing.

swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 11:05:28 2015 No.13676337

>>13676234

>There are super duper ultra rare cases were monster gave birth to humans instead, both in the current and old system. (this is regarding humans that have some 'blood of inari' in their linage)
>if a pregnant woman gets monsterized, then the foetus will either turn into a monstergirl if female, or into an incubus if male
>Regarding being lucky and having a female monster from the old system fall in love with you instead of eating you: those men didn't turn into incubi. There were incubi/male inma as a type of monster during the old system, but those poor guys all lost their dicks in were turned into succubi upon the system chance
>There's absolutely nothing that visually distinct incubi from normal human men (tsk, lame)
>If Giant Ants discover that one of them was actually an Ant Arachne then they either just don't give a shit or simply tell her to get to work
>Yuki Onna and Glaciers can enter hot springs, but it gets them horny fast
>Monstergirls that lay eggs will also lay unfertilized ones and don't mind eating them. They'll actually stay 'pregnant' for some time with the egg if it's fertilized, so you can tell easily if an egg is fertilized or not from its size

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:05:40 2015 No.13676338 >>13676322 We need to go softer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:06:52 2015 No.13676341 >>13676332 Maybe in ancient Greece, College, or Princeton Plainsboro Hospital.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:06:54 2015 No.13676342 >>13676321 You said it 2D>3D. Children are garbage. People here just idealize having them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:07:31 2015 No.13676343 >>13676337 >There's absolutely nothing that visually distinct incubi from normal human men Good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:07:48 2015 No.13676344 >>13676337 >>There's absolutely nothing that visually distinct incubi from normal human men That's dumb. But we also don't want the babies to sperg, I guess...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:07:55 2015 No.13676345 >>13676341 >Maybe in ancient Greece, College, or Princeton Plainsboro Hospital. Exactly in these places, really. Rome too. In japan it wasn't as gay. They even have a specific term for the female form if I recall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:08:20 2015 No.13676346 >>13676337 >Dragons can be visibly pregnant with fertilized eggs YES

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:08:40 2015 No.13676348 >>13676330 Think he means being a parent.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:08:57 2015 No.13676349

>>13676337
>Monstergirls that lay eggs will also lay unfertilized ones and don't mind eating them. They'll actually stay 'pregnant' for some time with the egg if it's fertilized, so you can tell easily if an egg is fertilized or not from its size
I want to make unfertilized egg breakfasts for my Dragon waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:09:01 2015 No.13676350 >>13676337 >There's absolutely nothing that visually distinct incubi from normal human men Pandering to the insecure, as usual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:09:15 2015 No.13676352 >>13676344 Too bad you can't have your monsterboys, uh?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:09:17 2015 No.13676353

>>13676337
>There are super duper ultra rare cases were monster gave birth to humans instead, both in the current and old system
>There's absolutely nothing that visually distinct incubi from normal human men
Good shit. I really like this batch so far. Also, that Yuki hotsprings thing. Hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:09:43 2015 No.13676355 >>13676337 >They'll actually stay 'pregnant' for some time with the egg if it's fertilized Already my head canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:10:02 2015 No.13676357 >>13676348 Oh... Well, people always say it's different when they're your own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:11:35 2015 No.13676361 >>13676355 It's been my headcanon. Feels good to know it's actual canon now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:11:39 2015 No.13676362 >>13676352 No, I just think it's dumb when incubi are hailed as "the new species", but still look like the old one. At least give me black sclera, anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:12:14 2015 No.13676366 >>13676328 Well, just another thing he screwed for me, then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:13:06 2015 No.13676368 >>13676337 >Yuki onna in the summer Panic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:13:50 2015 No.13676370 >>13676352 Yeah, wouldn't want you to have competition in your own fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:14:02 2015 No.13676371 >>13676368 >Yuki Onna in a desert Full Metal Panic.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:15:28 2015 No.13676373

>>13676337
>There are super duper ultra rare cases were monster gave birth to humans instead, both in the current and old system. (this is regarding humans that have some 'blood of inari' in their linage)
Humans with blood related monster sisters are now a thing, not that thread canon cared and they were a thing here before but still.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:16:26 2015 No.13676376 >>13676366 Makes sense considering heroes are rare and most monsters can steamroll everyone forever. They just can't be arsed. How else would there be a stalemate if not overwhelming numbers to make up the difference?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:17:14 2015 No.13676377 >>13676337 >There's absolutely nothing that visually distinct incubi from normal human men (tsk, lame) Finally, for once something he doesn't ruin the thing more for me. >(tsk, lame) 4U. This over horned metrosexuals anyday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:17:24 2015 No.13676378 >>13676371 >Yuki onna in hell May God have mercy on your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:18:09 2015 No.13676380 >>13676352 I'm with him. Black sclera would be cool. I don't need horns and wings and a tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:18:49 2015 No.13676384 >>13676373 Says that you need to have some glorious ancient Nip god blood in you though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:18:53 2015 No.13676385 >>13676378 >Yuki Onna in the lowest realm of hell >Surrounded by Fire elementals >Bathing in lava >And snorting ground up Carolina Reapers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:19:34 2015 No.13676390 >>13676377 >horned metrosexuals I don't think anyone asked for that, but to not make them somewhat distinguishable is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:20:00 2015 No.13676392 >>13676380 Pfft casual. I did wanhappy.s, but whatever, I'll take my unlimited stamina, abilities and rifle size dong and be happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:21:07 2015 No.13676395 >>13676390 In a setting where just associating with a monster can get you killed, it makes perfect sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:21:19 2015 No.13676397 >>13676392 >I did wanhappy.s wut? I guess retractable wings would kick ass. Like the kind eddie had from Brutal legend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:22:09 2015 No.13676400 >>13676392 Fuck me. *I did want wings

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:22:24 2015 No.13676401 >>13676390 Better this than ending like that shitty self insert that .less have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:24:15 2015 No.13676404 >>13676401 That's cool, but I better not hear another word about the new/3rd species, because that's a load of bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:24:57 2015 No.13676406 >>13676401 I liked that drawing where his horns where used as a slingshot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:24:58 2015 No.13676407 >>13676401 I don't think anyone wanted to take it that far, that's monsterboy territory. Just tiny, superficial things, like maybe a man's irises getting a bit of a red tint to them if he has a Vampire wife, or a blue tint if his wife is a Yuki-Onna.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:26:00 2015 No.13676411 >>13676395 It does, but as far as I know, biology doesn't care much for social conventions. But it's "magic", so whatever makes sense I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:27:16 2015 No.13676415 >>13676385 I wonder if she could freeze hell at that state?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:27:25 2015 No.13676416

>>13676407
>I don't think anyone wanted to take it that far, that's monsterboy territory
There's people talking about retractable things already.

>like maybe a man's irises getting a bit of a red tint to them if he has a Vampire wife, or a blue tint if his wife is a Yuki-Onna
That's a thing.

>Besides genital gargantuism, incubi do not usually receive drastic physical changes comparable to, say, an arachne's abdomen or a succubus' wings and tail, although their eyes change color due to demonic energy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:28:26 2015 No.13676419 >>13676416 wings*

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:29:52 2015 No.13676421 >>13676416 >become a totally different being >eyes change color I mean, you can see why some people would think that sounds a little to much like pandering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:30:13 2015 No.13676422 >>13676416 >genital gargantuism Fuck that, I like my dick just the way it is.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:31:55 2015 No.13676423

>>13676416
>There's people talking about retractable things already.
Oh come off it, I just said they might be neat. Not that I wanted monsterboys. I mean, flying would be cool. And if you had an airborn waifu, flying around with her could be cute. Fuck they could just be a magic backpack that sprouts energy wings, I just thought something retractable and organic would be neat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:32:31 2015 No.13676425 >>13676422 Too bad! Enjoy you (metaphorical) horse cock

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:32:49 2015 No.13676427

>>13676376
Yeah fair point, I thought the same considering the old system.

But now though? Thought there would be much more, as they don't rush on human's swordsmen lines and breed like rabbits erryday instead. So little waifus make this anon sad.

>>13676390
Well, they're stronger, exclusively able-bodied, more resistant and give off the DL aura. Personally, I think I'd notice something like that around. So not entirely deprived of distinguishes.

Guess it all comes down to KC's thing centered around fantasy of perfect partner foremost, not perfect oneself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:33:18 2015 No.13676431 >>13676423 I suppose "magic wings" are always possible. They are also unlikely to trigger anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:34:21 2015 No.13676433 >>13676422 I'm with this nigga. Maybe mine can grow a little, but having an inhumanly large cock just isn't sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:35:22 2015 No.13676434 >>13676433 >He doesn't want a dick piercing he can hook a mace to and brain fuckers while getting head

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:36:21 2015 No.13676436 >>13676377 >doesn't ruin Late self-fix. -casualise- the proper word.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:36:39 2015 No.13676437

>>13676427
>it all comes down to KC's thing centered around fantasy of perfect partner foremost, not perfect oneself

Sure, that's just what I expect from nip-fantasy.
But telling me to accept that a change in species has little to no effect on the outward appearance is a little much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:36:43 2015 No.13676438 >>13676434 What is this, Oglaf?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:37:39 2015 No.13676440 File: 212 KB, 1250x1500, HOVyagl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Oy govnah, package for ya. Where ya want me to put it before ya rub my thrupenny bits and I milk your John Thomas? These jugs are good enough for ya to leg-over right?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:38:49 2015 No.13676442 >>13676433 I'd like an inhumanly large cock if I was a huge monster and could use it to rape defeated Paladin girls to death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:39:22 2015 No.13676445 >>13676440 >before ya rub my thrupenny bits and I milk your John Thomas Get out of my house before I purge you, mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:40:00 2015 No.13676447 >>13676442 Dude that's vaginal lacerations, that's a way for a person to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:40:02 2015 No.13676448 >>13676442 Monsterboys please go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:41:12 2015 No.13676450 >>13676433 Third in line. Over-sized anything is a no-no. >>13675093

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:41:24 2015 No.13676451 >>13676447 With demonic cum you'll heal her wounds, make her pussy more sensitive and able to take larger insertions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:41:25 2015 No.13676452 >>13676442 I too want to rape a Paladin girl to death. Over around 60 years, to be more exact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:42:04 2015 No.13676454 >>13676442 that's not exactly how it works larger doesn't mean more pleasure after like 9 inches at that point it's just fucking painful and provides no pleasure

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:42:32 2015 No.13676458 >>13676451 >you'll heal her wounds Well that takes all the fun out of it. I'd prefer if it was acidic or poisonous and burned inside her after the act.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:43:05 2015 No.13676460 I just want to live in my wizard tower and study the arcane all day, and occasionally scream at MGs to get off my lawn, while I shake my fist angrily.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:44:15 2015 No.13676465 >>13676438 It is now. >MFW KC dwarves fit better now. >They also suit the setting better too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:44:24 2015 No.13676466 >>13676458 You can't rape her for as long then. And if you want to hurt her just have regenerative cum and razors stuck to your dick. You edgy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:45:17 2015 No.13676468 >>13676445 Careful anon, these delinquent Jabberwocks are easy to anger!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:45:52 2015 No.13676470 >>13676460 Are you me? Did a simulacrum break loose and achieve sentience?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:47:14 2015 No.13676473 >>13676470 We shall discover this together at the next Arcane-con.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:48:02 2015 No.13676474 >>13676468 The correct term is "chav"

swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 11:48:24 2015 No.13676477

>>13676337
Christ, he was still going on with ~70 new answers now.

>Even high class monstergirls like Lilim or Wights prefer free love over something like getting a fiancé, unless both sides would want that. So something like turning your childhood friend into your fiancé
>There are no male monsters since monsters don't have spirit energy producing capabilities, and since the Demon Lord wanted to 'live together with my human husband' when changing the system
>elves don't hate dark elves
>There are monstregirls that are against monsterizing human girls since this will decrease the number of potential husbands for them in the long run
>once monstergilrs will be able to give birth to incubi, then they'll hold some of character traits of their mothers, with possible cross-mixing later. For example, if an incubus born from a Devil marries a Weresheep, then the Weresheep born might follow the ideologies of the radical faction of Devils
>Not all Nightmares have scythes
>You can add a Will 'o Wisp to a Bicorn harem
>Kunoichi lost their wings since they were in the way when infiltrating via small spaces

>>13676377
I personally would've preferred if there's something minimal like black sclera or they eyes emitting some sort off glow

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:48:29 2015 No.13676478
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>>13676215
>>13676233
>Being a cowards
>Not even going to get exotic / best waifus available in MGE

I bet you Alps wouldn't even go if the God Emperor personally commanded it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:49:04 2015 No.13676480 >>13676468 So am I, and I have the home advantage. Not that I need it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:49:06 2015 No.13676481 >>13676350 Are you upset that he's not pandering to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:50:11 2015 No.13676482 >>13676481 No, someone was bound to end up disappointed. I just wish he would be less obvious about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:51:05 2015 No.13676483 Why did LDR's blog get removed? Where am I going to find my monster girl content now, there's better alternative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:51:43 2015 No.13676486 >>13676473 Fine, but you better not steel my presentation idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:51:46 2015 No.13676487 >>13676477 >There are monstregirls that are against monsterizing human girls since this will decrease the number of potential husbands for them in the long run Oh this is giving me some fun racism ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:53:08 2015 No.13676490 >>13676477 #Notallnightmares

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:53:28 2015 No.13676491 >>13676477 >Not all Nightmares have scythes What do they even do with them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:54:04 2015 No.13676493 >>13676486 Nah, I will just be "hanging about", as they say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:55:15 2015 No.13676494 >>13676483 Tagged as spam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:55:24 2015 No.13676495 >>13676487 >monsterized human girls are discriminated against even if they didn't want to be monsterized Yes this is interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:55:38 2015 No.13676496 >>13675010 Personally, I found the interactions between the main character and the Mothman to be adorable.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:55:50 2015 No.13676499

>>13676477
>once monstergilrs will be able to give birth to incubi, then they'll hold some of character traits of their mothers, with possible cross-mixing later. For example, if an incubus born from a Devil marries a Weresheep, then the Weresheep born might follow the ideologies of the radical faction of Devils
This opens up all sorts of possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:56:27 2015 No.13676500 >>13676477 HE RUINS SOMETHING WITH EVERY UPDATE

>>	swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 11:56:27 2015 No.13676501 >>13676491 they use them to cut open an entry into dreams, but the scythe is not necessary for that. It just looks cooler using one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:56:33 2015 No.13676502 >>13676494 The fuck? Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:56:48 2015 No.13676503 >>13676460 >Warning: You are now approaching the tower of Grand Magister Grumpy. The Law of the land no longer applies here I think I would also be down for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:57:10 2015 No.13676505 >>13676474 >tfw no gopnik Mantis to forcefully search my pockets for a 'chirik' while actually just using it as an excuse to paw over down the pants

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:57:11 2015 No.13676506 >>13676493 I swear to god, if you commit suicide I am SO making you a skeleton. After dissection of course. Never can have too many spare hearts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:57:59 2015 No.13676508 >>13676499 Metal Gear styled ideology wars? >>13676501 Oh, that's neato.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:59:22 2015 No.13676511 >>13676506 Suicide? Heavens no, there are so many tomes to read, so many experiments to conduct. Besides, my corpse shall rise on it's own, I made sure of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:59:27 2015 No.13676512 >>13676477 Best Q&A so far. Unfuck your shit more, KC. >>13676500 Hm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:00:02 2015 No.13676514 >>13676508 >Cyborg skeleton girl who flies apart while shouting about "The Memes!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:00:36 2015 No.13676516 >>13676501 So basically nightmares are Chuuni

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:01:40 2015 No.13676517 >>13676477 >Kunoichi lost their wings since they were in the way when infiltrating via small spaces ...Did someone tell them that you can fold wings?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:01:49 2015 No.13676518 >>13676511 Ok, just make sure you don't do it on my carpet. I take it you will be taking my tower in the "Bog of Despair"? Or "Cleveland" as they now call it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:03:44 2015 No.13676522

>>13676495
>Human turned monster tries to pick up a guy
>Muscled out of the way by a pair of Succubi who cart the guy off, leaving her with a parting "Get the fuck out of our neighborhood, turnie!"
>Guy expects a fun night all the same
>They ask him where he lives and he eagerly tells them
>They drop him off at home and leave
>"W-weren't we going to have sex?"
>"With you? Oh goodness no, we have husbands"
>"But then why di-"
>"Because, we're not going to let those disgusting turnies have a shot at the men in this city if we can help it"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:03:52 2015 No.13676523 >>13676508 >>13676514 What kind of monster girls would the Four Winds be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:04:33 2015 No.13676525 >>13676518 Strange, wasn't the land known as "Detroit" also called the "Bog of Despair"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:05:50 2015 No.13676527 >>13676525 no Detroit is the wasteland

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:06:29 2015 No.13676529 >>13676523 >Sam is a Lizard man >Sundowner is a Salamander >Monsoon is Skeleton who's bones are connected by MAMANOMAGNETS >Mistral is a Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:06:59 2015 No.13676530 >>13676523 Minuano/Jetstream Sam - Lizardman or Ryu Mistral - Aged Living Doll(?) Khamsin - Goblin Sundowner - Red Oni Monsoon - Either a Living doll or something from Cambodian mythology

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:07:20 2015 No.13676531 >>13676527 Ah, I see. No wonder those guys I send never came back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:07:21 2015 No.13676532 >>13676512 For me personally, with that post in particular, elves not hating dark elves. Come on, don't fuck with lore like that,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:07:31 2015 No.13676533 >>13676525 >>13676527 No, I'm fairly certain they renamed it the "Greater Bog of Despair".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:07:49 2015 No.13676534 >>13675119 That was very enjoyable to read. It will be nice to see it as a full story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:07:49 2015 No.13676535 >>13676529 Switch Sam and Sundowner and you've got a deal. At least until a Tetra Arm MG comes out anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:08:13 2015 No.13676536 >>13676522 Being a human turned monster is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:08:48 2015 No.13676538 >>13676533 Didn't they rename it "The void" recently?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:09:38 2015 No.13676539 >>13676535 I don't know about that, Sundowner had more of a berserker feel about him. Maybe Dullahan for Sam? Still martial focused.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:10:03 2015 No.13676540 >>13676534 That it will, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:11:07 2015 No.13676544 >>13676538 No, that would be Pittsburgh. Don't know how they created a planer shift and kept it stable on that scale but DAMN if it isn't lovely to look at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:11:35 2015 No.13676545 >>13676517 I guess they'd still get snagged on things when squeezing through tight spaces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:12:14 2015 No.13676546 >>13676539 Berserker would be a Minotaur, Ogre, or highly agitated and drunk Red Oni who has run out of sake. Sam loved foightin and was passionate about it. Also his sword has fire related explosive properties. So Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:12:29 2015 No.13676547 File: 3.19 MB, 2000x2500, 1429248348635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apophis is perfection!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:12:46 2015 No.13676549 >>13676544 Damn, is it really time to get a new map, again? Cartographers must make a fortune these days...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:13:15 2015 No.13676553 >>13676547 I hate snakes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:13:22 2015 No.13676555 >>13676546 Ok, Sam is salamander and Sundowner is a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:13:48 2015 No.13676556 >>13676545 But wouldn't a temporary magic fix be a better solution?

>>	swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 12:14:09 2015 No.13676559 >>13676532 there might be some shittalking, like 'those dark elves are just way too slutty...' but they still regard each other as fellow elves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:14:52 2015 No.13676560 >>13676532 Oh I see. Didn't care for that one enough to notice, but agree it would look more suiting otherwise. But at least he's shown to be solid on debunking MB and such, I had a feeling the guy would keep greenlighting infinitely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:15:18 2015 No.13676561 >>13676556 Maybe. I was just tossing out a possible reason. Besides, would you really want flying rape ninjas?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:15:32 2015 No.13676562 >>13676549 >Not linking up leylines to create a map that evolves with the world. Come on man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:15:39 2015 No.13676563 >>13676559 >no /pol/-esque arguments between them Meh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:16:02 2015 No.13676564 >>13676337 >If Giant Ants discover that one of them was actually an Ant Arachne then they either just don't give a shit or simply tell her to get to work I wanted MG version McCarthyism to happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:16:31 2015 No.13676565 >>13676559 >>13676560 What's next? Dwarves and elves are best buds?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:16:54 2015 No.13676568 >>13676562 I didn't see the need, it's not like I go out much anyways. Besides, I would have to move the golem forge, and no way am I gonna do that again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:17:19 2015 No.13676570 >>13676529 >>13676530 >raiden is still a white haired fuckboy >losing to one of them means they get to keep him as a husband Also what mg would armstrong be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:17:55 2015 No.13676572 >>13676561 Point taken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:18:19 2015 No.13676574 >>13676565 Hope so. The fa/tg/uy tears of rage would be delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:18:24 2015 No.13676575 >>13676570 Lilim that hulks up on MOMANOMACHINES

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:18:29 2015 No.13676576 >>13676570 Rosemary is still Raidens waifu by the time of MGR though.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:18:31 2015 No.13676577

>>13676556
Magicing them away while on site would be too dangerous.

If a totally not a European Paladin from Lescatie was visiting the East or was some kind of "exotic" bodyguard a not Japanese feudal lord wanted safeguarding his person was there they could pick up on it and wreck their shit.

Paladins are hard counters to Ninjas after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:19:10 2015 No.13676578 >>13676570 Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:19:40 2015 No.13676579 >>13676568 Understandable, I stuck my familiar pits in a pocket plane so I wouldn't need to deal with that. Self sustaining in case of separation of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:19:48 2015 No.13676581 >>13676442 Gurofag pls go.

>>	swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 12:21:19 2015 No.13676585 >>13676517 >>13676556 I guess making them disappear could cost valuable seconds, and they already have more then enough ways to get into high places anyway

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:21:38 2015 No.13676586
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>>13676565
Bestest girl friends that's it!
Buyng dresses and tittle-tattling about seducing Human Boys!

Nah, one of their profiles states they stare daggers at each other even after turned into MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:21:54 2015 No.13676587 >>13676581 But I've always been here, anon. Who do you think started Charon-chan x Hobos? I'll always be here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:22:05 2015 No.13676589 >>13676581 Literally nothing wrong about fucking a paladin girl with a dick so huge it displaces her organs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:22:32 2015 No.13676591 >>13676579 I used to have pocket planes too, until they all busted wide open around my tower during an experiment. Needless to say, my lawn was never quite the same after that...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:23:02 2015 No.13676593 >>13676477 >Free love So bang buddies are a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:23:14 2015 No.13676595 >>13676337 >>There's absolutely nothing that visually distinct incubi from normal human men You mean I don't get a sweet set of horns? Fuck this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:23:15 2015 No.13676596 >>13676586 He'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:24:08 2015 No.13676601 >>13676577 Huh, you always learn something new. >>13676585 I guess if there's any species willing to sacrifice for the mission, it's ninjas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:25:12 2015 No.13676603 >>13676522 >Monsters >Cockblocking Bring on the laughs.

>>	swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 12:25:35 2015 No.13676605 >>13676593 no, it's in the sense of marrying who you love instead of arranged marriage

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:26:32 2015 No.13676606

>>13676591
You didn't do a multiple anchor link did you?
Individual links should stop that.
Or eliminate multiple anchor failure at lease.

>>13676589
>>13676581
>Death
Please, everyone knows that female paladins have "Cassandra's Elastic Womb" cast upon them when they graduate.
It's a holdover from the old days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:27:35 2015 No.13676608 >>13676578 >alp but alps aren't muscular >>13676575 muscle Lilim. Did she play college ball?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:29:14 2015 No.13676611

>>13676565
>3. antagonism between the dwarves and the elves

>The dwarves and elves have been fighting since ancient times, even before the age of the previous mamono lord. Even at the present, the fighting still hasn't stopped. The elves despise the dwarves as an inferior race of fools with low intelligence. This angers the dwarves, and they keep responding to hostility with hostility. Now that both races have been reduced to lustful, lascivious monsters, for some reason, both elves and dwarves often tend to take a liking to the same men, and it often leads to a struggle. But now that they're monsters, it doesn't develop into the kind of fight where they spill each other's blood. Instead, they both snuggle up against the same human man. They rub their bodies against the man as though to assert ownership, pinching him between them, and soon begin to call each other names like “erofu” or “pedowarf.”

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:29:45 2015 No.13676615 >>13676608 Yep, could've gone pro if she hadn't joined Poseidon's Navy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:30:22 2015 No.13676621 >>13676606 >Individual links I didn't matter in this case. Honestly, I didn't think a spell to separate the borders between planes would affect the anchors the way it did. But try to explain that to the mob from the next town over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:30:37 2015 No.13676623 >>13676615 >I COULD BREAK THE DEMON LORD IN TWO, WITH MY BARE HANDS!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:31:25 2015 No.13676625

I think that having incubi indistinguishable from normal men is canon breaking. For those not heavily indoctrinated, just your every day country man, turning into a literal demon would be one of the major things stopping them from fucking monsters

>You mean I can sneak off to have the best sex of my life with that totally cute demon chick, and come back like nothing happened and suffer absolutely no negative consequences? Any when I turn into a demon I look exactly the same, and no one will be any wiser, apart from becoming stronger, magical and more attractive? I won't be exhiled or killed on sight because there's literally no outward change to my appearance? Fuckin' sign me up!

There's no reason for the Order to not have already fallen after all the common men defected to the side with tits and no negative consequences. Outside of mindbreak, but that's only for us to bitch about. In canon it's treated as your own wishes, and you don't notice the change.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:31:32 2015 No.13676626 >>13676623 I-Isn't she your mom? Or grandma?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:32:52 2015 No.13676632 >>13676611 Only a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:32:56 2015 No.13676634 >>13676626 >KIDS ARE CRUEL ANON, AND I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:33:16 2015 No.13676636 >>13676625 Agreed, but what did you expect from the master of consistency?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:34:00 2015 No.13676638 >>13676621 >Separating the borders between planes. Found your mistake. The Anchor is there to keep it connected so that you don't need to plane shift every time. Separating the planes while the anchors are in play would cause havoc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:35:00 2015 No.13676644 >>13676634 B-but that's Sundowner!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:35:51 2015 No.13676648 >>13676601 That's just a bunch of made up bologna anon, don't take it seriously. Basically anyone in armor and trained for straight up combat or duels would be a hard counter to Ninjas though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:36:14 2015 No.13676650 >>13676638 Sure, but I was pointing at a specific border. Turns out, it's an area of effect. That's what I get from buying books from some sketchy tanuki merchant I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:37:26 2015 No.13676655 >>13676605 All of this is pretty interesting to know, thanks pal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:37:27 2015 No.13676656 >>13676648 True, in a straight up fight, soldiers would have the edge over assassins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:39:41 2015 No.13676663 >>13676625 >No consequences Except, you know, turning every human woman you fuck into a monster, and with that kind of thinking, demon realms would sprout everywhere. >inb4 thus isn't bad Stop thinking with your dick for two minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:42:17 2015 No.13676669 >>13676625 Honestly, it's not even that. If you realize how much you change apperance just by aging, you'd think changing into a different species would do a bit more.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:43:33 2015 No.13676670

>>13676650
>Trusting the vendor's of Tanuki Town (New York)

To be fare, we've all been there.
Bought a scroll of enlarge person from one once.
Turns out it was a simple fatty spell.
Man, our elf fighter was SO pissed that day.

Nice spell to add to my spell book for payback though. Last I heard the Tanuki was down to 250 after she cheated me.

Better than that guy who bought 'giant's growth' and ended up with dong the size of a city bus.

I stick to human and elf merchants now.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:46:57 2015 No.13676680

>>13676663
You don't turn into an incubus by fucking human women. You turn into one by fucking monstergirls. And if you're fucking monstergirls, there's very little reason to fuck human women. And even if something does happen and you fuck a human woman, once she turns she'll make sure you're only fucking her from then on.

>Stop thinking with your dick for two minutes.
Durrrrr. That's exactly what men do, genius. Much less horny medieval country men surrounded by hot babes some stuffy religious cunt is telling them to slaughter. it's a total game changer, because what something is outwardly is massive to human psychology. Just look at race and sex and discrimination at everything. It's mostly basd on how something looks different to you. and he's taken that out of the equation. It's a massive fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:47:28 2015 No.13676682 >>13676670 >elf merchants I dunno, their products might be safe and functional, but I could do without their attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:50:11 2015 No.13676690 >>13676682 Eh, I'd gladly put up with them being snippy for a half hour than risk getting something that won't be what I wanted. That said, a simple casting of "Black Tentacles" goes a long way towards fixing their attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:53:48 2015 No.13676700 >>13676690 I'm more of a "open a hellfire portal underneath their village" type of guy. Which doesn't make you a lot of friends, so I try not to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:03:55 2015 No.13676730 >>13676577 Guess it's a good thing Lescatie doesn't have paladins anymore. Bulett dodged for those ninjas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:11:45 2015 No.13676757 >>13676730 The Fallen God has a few paladins on her side.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:13:56 2015 No.13676765 >>13676757 But those would lay Kunoichis instead of slaying them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:16:01 2015 No.13676769 >>13676765 They're mostly succubi. Dark Priests that underwent a job change, or paladins that were corrupted by their own Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:16:21 2015 No.13676773 >>13676757 How do they react to male warriors of the order? Just have their female paladins fuck them? Or do they shed blood?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:16:59 2015 No.13676774 >>13676769 >paladins that were corrupted by their own Valkyrie Boner alert!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:18:26 2015 No.13676778 >>13676769 >Valkyrie getting corrupted first and corrupt their hero in turn This is a wonderful thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:19:15 2015 No.13676782 >>13676757 The DL also has a unit composed by fallen heroes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:22:14 2015 No.13676795 >>13676782 I never got this. Why would everyone suddenly change side? Pussy isn't nearly enough to ge me to change my ideals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:23:41 2015 No.13676798 >>13676795 Love and happiness and world peace with Monster Girls is better than some shitty chief god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:26:02 2015 No.13676804 >>13676798 I doubt every hero gives a shit about the chief god. What about those who fight for their own reasons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:26:14 2015 No.13676805 >>13676795 But anon, this pussy is MAAAGIIIIC!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:27:25 2015 No.13676808 >>13676805 Even magic pussy is destined to lose against the D.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:30:28 2015 No.13676815 >>13676804 Those don't get the Chief God's blessing and don't become Heroes, I'd presume. If you're giving away sparks of your power you'd better make sure the recipient is suitably dedicated to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:32:32 2015 No.13676817 >>13676808 But anon, isn't every D destined to be captured by magic pussy?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:32:49 2015 No.13676818

>>13676773
>Just have their female paladins fuck them?
Probably. If that fails, corrupt them with a weapon made from Demon Realm silver or MAMONO MANA so they want to fuck.
Dark Paladins are one of the monsters that KC has only mentioned via Twitter or Q&A, so not much is known about them.
>>13676795
Heroes usually start to doubt the Order and the Chief God much earlier than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:33:34 2015 No.13676821 >>13676815 I guess so. Still think it's weird how every corrupted human suddenly fights for the other side, and yet it somehow isn't brainwashing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:34:35 2015 No.13676824 >>13676817 No, who told you that nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:36:21 2015 No.13676828 >>13676824 This nice pretty lady with smooth white skin and white hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:37:05 2015 No.13676829 >>13676821 Maybe. I'd sure as hell would be pissed at finding out that the god I dedicated my life to serving was the architect of human death and misery from the dawn of time.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:37:09 2015 No.13676830

>>13676234
>A Shiroebi won't just give up if they guy she's set on has a phobia or something of snakes. She'll just rape it out of him till he goes "I might hate touching a snake, but with this girl it,s..." or something
They ARE yandere to a degree, so this doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:38:26 2015 No.13676831 >>13676828 She is a known liar. Also, she smells.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:39:27 2015 No.13676835 >>13676829 Sure, but it doesn't make sense for the non-heroes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:39:39 2015 No.13676836 >>13676808 On that we agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:40:50 2015 No.13676842 File: 253 KB, 541x700, jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Jinko to stalk me, then act like nothing is happening and chuff when I turn around https://youtu.be/bZgklu52Rus?t=45s

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:43:11 2015 No.13676847

>>13676835
You have a cute monster waifu, or in the case of female heroes a husbando who may or may not be an incubus, but accept monsters nonetheless. You love each other very much. The Chief Gods people would put both of you to the sword or other applicable sharp objects.
Seems like reason enough to stand against them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:43:52 2015 No.13676848 >>13676496 Thanks, I appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:44:13 2015 No.13676850 >>13676847 *scratch the 'heroes' part

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:45:09 2015 No.13676851 >>13676842 I wonder if they wanted to play with him or eat him. >You'll never wait right up until she leaps to spin around and catch her, laughing as you tickle her into the ground

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:45:33 2015 No.13676852 >>13676589 I wonder where all our Paladins disappeared recently... Must have given up on the place altogether. >>13676593 >>13676605 Like I thought. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:46:11 2015 No.13676853 >>13676808 Pffhahahah

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:46:16 2015 No.13676854 >>13676847 I still don't think it makes much sense for 100% of them to fight for the DL. You'd think there would be enough people among them who still hold a grudge/don't give a shit/fight for their own small faction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:48:06 2015 No.13676859 >>13676853 Problem, lilim-chan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:48:48 2015 No.13676865 >>13676854 There probably are, but haven't been/won't be elaborated on, since they don't matter in the grand scheme of things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:49:26 2015 No.13676868 >>13676859 Not that poster, but let's be honest. Monster Girls are superior to human boys. They always have been and always will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:50:05 2015 No.13676871 >>13676865 Maybe not now. But once there is no more Order, You can bet someone else is gonna play the part of "the other side".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:51:11 2015 No.13676880 >>13676868 If you say so. Now excuse me while I continue being gud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:52:20 2015 No.13676884 >>13676808 But you can't win against or loose to cocks. Only love them.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:53:18 2015 No.13676889
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>>13676851
It's a hunting instinct - go for prey that can't see you. IIRC bigcatrescue takes in, well, big cats that have been kept/raised as pets so the cats can be affectionate, but it's pretty much impossible to get them to ignore instinct.

Basically they'd maul you just as much as they'd want to play with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:56:46 2015 No.13676904 >>13676889 I want a tiny chuff to pounce on and "maul" me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:56:52 2015 No.13676906 >>13676842 I love how he turns around and they're just like "Shit play it cool! Uh, uh, sup?"

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:57:14 2015 No.13676909
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http://pastebin.com/dDcmS0vT
>Mindflaying Miscalculation
It's about a mindflayer again.

I actually repurposed my good girl Succubus outline for this, so if you were looking forward to that, sorry I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:01:40 2015 No.13676922 >>13676909 >Nobody likes a spats-wearing flat stump You can't see it, but i have the mother of all scowls on my face right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:02:26 2015 No.13676924 >>13676909 >I'd heard she had a harem of dozens of boys who she 'flayed to make them not mind sharing her. God I hate Mindflayers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:03:27 2015 No.13676928 File: 228 KB, 740x1080, Tarkus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Implying losing the Lawful Stupid is a bad thing >Implying real men don't follow their gut instincts over bullshit systems of right and wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:05:09 2015 No.13676934 >>13676928 Apperantly that doesn't matter because of mamono reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:05:09 2015 No.13676935 >>13676362 >>13676344 That's been established long ago. They're also hailed as humans in the same way succubi elves are still classified as a a type of elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:06:09 2015 No.13676942 >>13676350 If you read the setting info this wouldn't have been a surprise nor pandering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:06:41 2015 No.13676944 As promised, here is the next bit of the private eye in MGC. More to follow in the coming days. Newest section starts at line 27. http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:08:00 2015 No.13676953 >>13676935 Yeah, it's still dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:08:11 2015 No.13676954 >>13676924 >Hating Mindflayers because they're being used to project shit taste onto people Why am I not surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:09:45 2015 No.13676958 >>13676942 >implying The whole setting is pandering, so no, it's not a suprise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:10:08 2015 No.13676961 http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul Update line 2215. Just ordering some mist continent food and a casual sort-of confession. Lotsa nervous, blushing Ghoul. And a jealous giant snake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:11:03 2015 No.13676963 >>13676909 Works just as well with a Mindflayer, I suppose. The transition to brutal rape to tearful confession gave me whiplash, but it was a good one nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:11:20 2015 No.13676965 >>13676953 For you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:12:38 2015 No.13676968 Holy shit, it's raining stories.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:13:02 2015 No.13676970

>>13676958
The whole point was that they are more neo-human, to reflect the DL's plan, and not just a male demon equivalent. That was established a quite some time ago.

It was actually pretty interesting in the olden days, where every story had little streaks of grimdark in it.

This lack of physical distinction made for drama, and in other stories the distinction was that they looked too perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:14:55 2015 No.13676974 >>13676968 Don't know why because this place hardly deserves the OC it gets

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:16:14 2015 No.13676980 >>13676974 Don't you have somewhere else to be grumpy at?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:16:55 2015 No.13676985 >>13676958 Doesn't even matter. MGE is such a convoluted trainwreck, who even cares?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:18:36 2015 No.13676991 >>13676974 People want to write monster girl stories. Options when it comes to places to post include here, MGU, MGR, /monster/ and /r/monstergirl. Guess which one is the most active and lesser of the five evils?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:20:17 2015 No.13676992

>>13676928
Gut instincts are respectable if they're aware that they can't be bothered with figuring out right and wrong. Not everyone is cut-out for that after all, and sometimes it's best to let friend and foe know you're just winging the hell out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:21:30 2015 No.13676996 >>13676991 Is this place really the least of the evils? To be frank, I feel it's entirely dependent on who is on at the time. Some anons can be real insufferable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:22:48 2015 No.13676997 >>13676944 That was cool. Hadn't read this before. I like the cut of his jib.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:22:49 2015 No.13676998 >>13676996 This place is always 100% shit. Doesn't matter if it's day or night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:23:04 2015 No.13677000 >>13676970 And yet we still have some faggots here who call them the 3rd species.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:24:28 2015 No.13677002 >>13676997 It's quite fun to write. I plan on just going for the foreseeable future. I don't have an ending yet so it's just going to continue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:24:31 2015 No.13677003 >>13676996 See how long you can tolerate MGR.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:24:36 2015 No.13677004
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Why do you people constantly argue about MGE?

For years it's been the same fucking argument over and over and fucking over.
>Muh DL
>Muh mamono mana
>Muh paladin
>Muh humanity
>Everything has to be exactly as I think it is!
>Nuh-uh! My way is better!

Just fucking sit back and enjoy monstergirls. You're not winning anything trying to force your opinion on people.

Try to relax and take it easy for once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:26:03 2015 No.13677006 >>13676996 If anything this place will always be the painful reminder that we will never have MG waifus in our entire life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:26:31 2015 No.13677010 >>13676944 I look forward to reading more of your story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:26:39 2015 No.13677013 >>13677002 Sweet. Are you planning on a case by case episodic sort of thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:26:40 2015 No.13677014 File: 72 KB, 323x295, 1432487924086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677004 shut up only a monster girl would say that!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:26:53 2015 No.13677015

>>13676909
>If you can forgive me for raping you, would you go out with me?
I know this us hentai but if you're in a contemporary setting, this is too silly.
>That's all. I ever wanted, buddy
>BUDDY
Dick repellent right there, took the fire out of my lions after that delicious rape scene.

>and massive hips were like amazing
Drop the like or add a comma after it.

Nicely done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:27:39 2015 No.13677018 >>13677004 I was wondering when the fence faggots show up again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:28:11 2015 No.13677019 >>13677004 How about you go to hell and die?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:28:32 2015 No.13677020 File: 138 KB, 865x878, 11496.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG MEATY CENTAURS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:28:47 2015 No.13677021 >>13676998 Sometimes, somedays, the stars align and I can have as much fun as I did with the /a/ threads. This usually means, certain people, are asleep. It seems more like a week thing than a day/night thing.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:29:02 2015 No.13677022

>>13676909
Huh. Interesting. Not bad, anyway.

>>13676961
Good shit, as usual, man. I guess I was right in throwing Clara up there next to Lily before, for top girls. She's real cute.

>>13677003
Exactly. This place is definitely the lesser of the evils. Even the other board actively endorses and defends monsterboy shit, among other things, so as shit as this place can be, it's still leagues better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:29:22 2015 No.13677023 >>13675471 "Girls... girls, please, just... give me a moment here... JUST STOP LICKING MY FACE FOR A SECOND"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:30:01 2015 No.13677026 >>13677019 I think you got the order backwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:30:06 2015 No.13677027 >>13677020 Nezumi no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:30:50 2015 No.13677030 >>13676991 >Lesser of the five evils Good fucking joke there m80 when you've chased off people like Bromont and Captain because of how much cunts reside here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:30:50 2015 No.13677031 >>13677020 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:30:53 2015 No.13677032 File: 69 KB, 450x450, 1434066574408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677020

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:31:16 2015 No.13677033 >>13677023 A few of the more adventurous girls take this opportunity to wriggle their tongues in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:31:25 2015 No.13677034 >>13677004 >People would rather talk about the order than monster girls Alps just want an excuse to talk about men in armour, it turns them on. Besides MGE lore is shit, appreciate the girls and nuke the setting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:31:26 2015 No.13677035 >>13677004 Because it's fucking fun and in spite of the fighting we get discussion going. If you can't handle one because of the other get the fuck out. MGE may be a hugbox, but /mg/ is not. Go to MGR if you want forced niceness.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:32:35 2015 No.13677037

>>13677022
>Good shit, as usual, man. I guess I was right in throwing Clara up there next to Lily before, for top girls. She's real cute.
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. Glad you enjoyed Clara, too. I was worried I wouldn't be able to expand her character enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:33:17 2015 No.13677040 >>13677030 If they rather be at pedo central, that's fine. Nothing of value was lost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:33:26 2015 No.13677041 >>13677020 So centaurs are the new alps and/or mindflayers. Huh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:34:52 2015 No.13677045 >>13677030 And nothing of value was lost. Besides even with all our problems you'd have to be retarded to say any of the others have redeeming qualities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:35:05 2015 No.13677047 >>13677041 >new >and/or mindflayers Jesus, hasn't it been less than a week? I skipped a few threads, but come on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:35:11 2015 No.13677048 >>13677035 It's not about niceness you shriveled cunt, it's about you spergs being unable to comprehend not everyone thinks the same as you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:36:08 2015 No.13677052 >>13677030 And we have other writers, big whoop. I love captain to death, but if he indeed left us because of the fighting, oh well, we don't need weaklings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:36:36 2015 No.13677053 >>13677048 >being unable to comprehend not everyone thinks the same as you No shit. That's why we have discussions, nitwit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:37:55 2015 No.13677057 >>13677048 My point stands, you're not changing shit, deal with it or keep being a whiny bitch. Your choice ,just know the latter is not winning you any friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:38:14 2015 No.13677058 >>13677053 Shouting opinions at each other while not stopping to even consider the other party might have a valid point is not a discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:38:34 2015 No.13677063 >>13677033 "WhutthufughlhfglfhlflhglfhSUMEUNEHULPME!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:39:06 2015 No.13677066 >>13677047 You want to write that again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:39:07 2015 No.13677067 >>13677053 >No shit. That's why we have discussions, nitwit. Repeating the same "argument" every thread since /a/ isn't discussion, it's shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:39:37 2015 No.13677068 >>13677020 Does that mean big meaty horse pussies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:40:00 2015 No.13677069 >>13677052 None of them will be as good, though. I certainly wasn't and i'm pretty glad to not be wasting breath or time writing for you fuckwits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:40:14 2015 No.13677070 There is literally nothing wrong with being NTRed by a Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:41:05 2015 No.13677078 >>13677066 Alright. She's a really new monstergirl and you lot already turned her into a meme monster on the level of alps. What the hell are you all doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:41:07 2015 No.13677079 >>13677013 Case by case with an over arching plot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:41:12 2015 No.13677080 >>13677069 Okay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:41:31 2015 No.13677082 File: 35 KB, 696x785, 1432342130065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677068 gross...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:41:57 2015 No.13677086 >>13676961 Those interactions were pretty adorable, and it's nice to see the Bashe get mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:42:05 2015 No.13677087 >>13677070 It's your waifu that gets NTR'd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:42:13 2015 No.13677089 >>13677069 Captain wasn't very good. He was okay, but most of what he wrote was pretty bland and uninteresting. Then again, that describes a large chunk of the writing here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:42:17 2015 No.13677090 >>13677069 Good for you, I guess?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:42:30 2015 No.13677092 >>13677078 Shitposters and trolls did that, case in point >>13677070

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:43:30 2015 No.13677094

>>13677040
>>13677045
>>13677052

>The fact they visit certain websites,or the fact that they don't like all the hostility, will magically make their content less interesting to read.

Sounds like you guys are trying to justify their loss to yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:44:02 2015 No.13677101 Okay, I finally read this and just wanted to say it sounds excellent. http://pastebin.com/i7q8TL4E Who made it and when are you going to continue?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:45:15 2015 No.13677105 >>13677079 Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:45:15 2015 No.13677106 >>13677063 Now you've got a couple eagerly flicking your ears with their lickers. With wagging tails, they slowly but firmly lower you onto the grass. Looks like you're in quite a bind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:46:45 2015 No.13677114 >>13677067 >S-shitposting! Opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:47:27 2015 No.13677116 >>13677086 Thanks, shame we don't already have mist continent lamias.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:47:57 2015 No.13677119 >>13677058 You mean the thing you're doing right now? You might actually have a point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:48:00 2015 No.13677120 >>13677058 >>13677067 It is discussion, it's just that most everyone thinks the other guy's ideas are shit, we don't compromise, and why should we? We are not a hivemind. I think we're fine as we are. You don't. Whatcha gonna do about faggots?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:48:23 2015 No.13677122 >>13677082 More for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:48:34 2015 No.13677123 >You will never have a mindflayer alp your Paladin boss and brutally impregnate the new alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:48:46 2015 No.13677124 >>13677114 >picking out one word >not addressing the point Nice dodge anon, you almost had to think there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:48:46 2015 No.13677125 Are Mindflayers hated on /hbg/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:48:57 2015 No.13677128 >>13677094 I never cared much for his stuff, so meh, no big deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:49:27 2015 No.13677131 GUYS! Is this >>13677094 bait? I'm honestly asking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:49:49 2015 No.13677132 >>13677106 >[X] Search for something on the grass to distract them with and crawl away when they're not looking

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:50:02 2015 No.13677133 >>13677125 i would think so since they like stealing MGs bfs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:50:30 2015 No.13677134 >>13677119 Should have just gone with "NO U" equally pointless but takes less effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:50:37 2015 No.13677135 >>13677123 The Mindflayer impregnates the alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:50:47 2015 No.13677136 >>13677124 It's not really dodging when you shoot yourself in the foot instead of aiming at me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:51:49 2015 No.13677140 >>13677135 No, I do. The Mindflayer is given her check and a headpat as thanks. Alternatively I give her the keys to the shota's apartment upstairs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:52:16 2015 No.13677142 >>13677134 Well, you take your shitposting seriously. So I in turn should do the same, don't you think?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:52:16 2015 No.13677143

>>13677128
Actually, I feel the same way. Bromont seemed like a pretty average writer to me. But nonethess this whole mentality "They visit 7+1chan, therefore their writing magically turned complete shit beneath the worthy gate of /mgt/" is just silly.

>>13677131
You make it sound like a strawman, but don't forget there are a least one or two people on the board who actually confess to thinking that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:52:52 2015 No.13677146 >>13677123 >Paladin being forcefully alped >Anyone being forcefully alped Good joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:53:12 2015 No.13677148 >>13677094 The fact they support a site full of /v/ermin and pedos rather than deal with some bad posts speaks volumes of them, I'd rather not read material from faggots. Same reason I don't pay attention to Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:53:19 2015 No.13677149 >>13677090 I find it rather liberating not having to tread egg shells to please a bunch of faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:54:44 2015 No.13677156 >>13677143 >Bromont seemed like a pretty average writer to me That's an insult to average writers. The cult around Bromont always confused me.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:55:03 2015 No.13677158

>>13677094
Oh fuck off. Bromont and Captain are fucking traitor faggots. They can fuck off for all I care, they're opportunistic faggots who just want to shill themselves, they don't care about community, or anything. They should all fucking burn in their house of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:55:04 2015 No.13677159 >>13677069 Well then, guess we have to live without your superior stories. What a shame indeed.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:55:12 2015 No.13677160

>>13677120
>>13677149
There are other options between being a hivemind/threading on eggshells and blowing up at any dissenting opinions, which is quite common. That's one of the problems of these threads, seems like a lot of posters can only think in extremes no matter the subject.

But this is not monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:56:13 2015 No.13677166 >>13677156 It's probably from the KS writefagging days. He was one of the only consistent and decent writers at the time. He has long since been overshadowed though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:56:20 2015 No.13677168 >>13677158 You're more autistic than that ex-mantisfag In fact I think you're the same person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:56:20 2015 No.13677169 >>13677143 Thinking what? That the writings of those guys became shit because they go to 4+4 chan? Eh, not my problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:56:38 2015 No.13677171 >>13677158 I really hope you're just acting like a faggot and this isn't your actual opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:57:40 2015 No.13677175 >>13677136 While mildly witty, you still didn't address his point.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:57:57 2015 No.13677176 [DELETED]

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>People itt trying to defend opportunistic writefag shills who want to hang out with pedos
Now wait and when bromont crawls back to beg for attention, his defense force will be in full force.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:59:21 2015 No.13677186

>>13677069
Bollocks pls, if only didn't whine like a girl on PMS all the goddamned time you'd have better reception as a writefag.

I still remember the idea you had for the yandere Jabberwock childhood friend, and exploratory /ss/ with an oppai loli Holstaur stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:59:52 2015 No.13677189 File: 23 KB, 243x277, 5125125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677176 >Not liking loli

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:00:16 2015 No.13677190

>>13677160
It's not /mgt/. It's the same with all boards that permit anonymous posting. In an anonymous environment, you lose the one person = one opinion metric, and instead the most frequent and fanatical posters have voices proportionately powerful.

That, and the anonymous environment lets you "choose" how many people agree with you. You can call all rival opinions sockpuppeting or samefagging, and all agreeable opinions as actual people, without the ability to falsify this. This is more advantageous for close-minded people who rely on popular opinion, rather than valid rationale or reasoning, to justify themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:00:51 2015 No.13677194 >>13677160 >Options Like? If you suggest anything along the lines of taking it easy I will punch a cow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:00:53 2015 No.13677195 >>13677186 Neither one of those were good and you know it, Stalker-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:01:03 2015 No.13677196 >>13677020 She looks pretty short.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:01:28 2015 No.13677198

>>13677132
You desperately feel around for something, accidentally groping werewolf breasts several times. This seems to have egged them on, they let out amorous growls and redouble their licking. Fortunately, while your face received its affectionate assault, you found ...a single common daisy.

A flower...

Often used as a sign of courtship.

Which could cause a crack within their coordinated attack. It's a stretch, but it's something.

Now who to offer it to? Better hurry, they're pawing at your pants!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:01:41 2015 No.13677199 >>13677125 They're the /hbg/ version of girlfriend stealing chads

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:02:22 2015 No.13677202

>>13677168
>>13677171
Alright Bromont, we get it. Now go shill your shit back on pedofilechan.

>>13677195
>>13677069
And Bollocks if that's really you you can DEFINITELY fuck off, you're even worse than bromont. I hope you die in a hot fire while getting cancer, you attention whoring faggot. You never did make it to that stream either, you coward fagg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:02:39 2015 No.13677204 >>13677186 >exploratory /ss/ with an oppai loli Holstaur stories Huh. That sounds pretty cool. >>13677194 Please do not punch the cows. A gentle touch will work. >>13677198 Give it to the pack leader and accept my fate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:02:43 2015 No.13677206 So much drama. If you guys are so bored go pick an interesting location to fuck you're waifu to greentext about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:03:36 2015 No.13677210 >>13677175 Nor do I have to. People who cry shitposting are some of the worst faggots we have. I will not waste my time "arguing" with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:03:40 2015 No.13677211 I want to be a masseuse for monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:03:52 2015 No.13677213 >>13677198 >A flower Well, I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:04:02 2015 No.13677214 >>13677190 You're not suggesting we take identities? That'd be more haram than monsterboys yaoi mpreg scat with snuff ntr

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:04:19 2015 No.13677216 File: 575 KB, 512x384, 1384526546904.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677202 That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:04:45 2015 No.13677217 There is literally no reason to care about edrama and opinions of people you don't agree with. If you see something you don't like ignore it, don't try to be the thread police, to don't point out how dumb they are, just ignore it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:05:21 2015 No.13677219

>>13677158
You really have problems. I bet you're the guy who spams hate on Bromont every time he shows up.
Some writefags earn their hate for good reasons, like Negawalker, Inari, Nyanon or Bob, but hating someone for browsing another site is really petty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:05:21 2015 No.13677220 File: 148 KB, 722x1022, 50066734_p16_master1200c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677176 Nigga are you talking smack about loli? >>13677195 They had potential, but your faggotry unfortunately overrode that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:06:12 2015 No.13677224 >>13677168 >>13677171 There's one guy who spergs out super hard whenever those two are brought up. He's been banned for it in the past.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:06:18 2015 No.13677225 >>13677206 A funeral.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:06:32 2015 No.13677226

>>13677216
Yeah, that's what I thought Bollocks. Go chock on 100 dicks, though you'd like that wouldn't you?

>>13677219
Yes I am, and as you can clearly see here, I have support. As it should be, Bromont is a fucking attention whore and should be treated just like one. Piss on him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:07:34 2015 No.13677232 >>13677194 Take it easy~

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:07:42 2015 No.13677233 File: 295 KB, 500x386, Heeheehohohohahahahaha.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677220 >Jabberwocky having potential when she's been turned into a NEET >Oppai loli Holstaur >We really are the pedos

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:07:54 2015 No.13677234

>>13677214
No, I'm just stating the inherent flaws with an anonymous posting environment. If I wanted to do away with anonymity I would just move to a conventional forum instead of /mgt/.

That's not to say anonymous posting doesn't have its own advantages or that conventional forums don't have disadvantages. But that previous post is just why polarization and fanaticism is so much more prevalent in 4chan than on regular forums.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:08:01 2015 No.13677236 >>13677206 Under her desk at work.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:08:20 2015 No.13677239
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>>13677220
JM draws loli just the way I like them. Well, actually, at that point I don't really think it's fit to call them loli. More like just tiny yet still 'womanly' proportioned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:09:44 2015 No.13677244 File: 66 KB, 763x424, 1433438107976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677217 >Ignore what you don't like Why don'don't we build a time machine we're at it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:10:01 2015 No.13677245 >>13677226 Cool, so be petty and hate him for browsing other sites then. On an unrelated note, I wonder why we have so few writefags left?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:10:21 2015 No.13677246 >>13677233 >Jabberwocks are now NEETS What

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:10:36 2015 No.13677247 File: 482 KB, 950x500, biting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677189 Kuchinashi is adorable, though the two brown foxes from Souko no Tobari were good too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:10:52 2015 No.13677248 >>13677245 I'd rather these threads have no OC at all than be filthy whores that are fucked by writefags looking to have their dicks wanked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:11:53 2015 No.13677252 >>13677248 Maybe try browsing the archives instead of the threads. Literally nothing new there.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:12:22 2015 No.13677256

>>13677225
I wanted you to do it, tho

>"Do we really have to do this?"
>The empty coffin shakes as your hips collide with hers
>"Of course, darling. It's like birthday sex."
>You lean across her body and slip your hands around her side to molest your Wight waifu's immense bust, arcing her back and pulling her up flat with your body,
>"Is that the birthday cake then?"
>"No darling, that's a coffin."
>She reaches back to grab your ass and bite playfully at your ear, as you thrust into her from behind, her soft round behind smacking against your hips, she growls in a needy, husky voice,
>"I'm the cake."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:12:23 2015 No.13677257 >>13677244 What are you waiting for? Just do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:12:34 2015 No.13677258 >>13677252 Oh just kill yourself, or fuck off somewhere else if you want to suck Bromont and Bollocks off so damn much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:14:09 2015 No.13677266 >>13677217 Sure, let's ignore things we don't like, let idiots and faggots steam roll all over this place. Good thing no one listened to you during WW2.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:14:11 2015 No.13677267

>>13677245
Don't be a baby, if you're trying to say for a second that it's because these threads are too hostile you're dumb as shit. This thread is pretty light on the hostilities compared to more popular boards, if someone was "chased off" by this thread they obviously weren't suited to image boards in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:14:16 2015 No.13677268 >>13677125 Everything is hated on /hbg/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:14:27 2015 No.13677269 >>13677198 Second >>13677204 Pack leader

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:14:28 2015 No.13677270 >>13675736 It's simply sublime to wake up, peruse the thread, and read something like this. Good job anon. Fantastic.Made my morning. Well, afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:14:30 2015 No.13677271 File: 81 KB, 314x400, 1398129543124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what did you daughteru get you for Father's Day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:14:32 2015 No.13677272 >>13677258 I'm starting to think this guy is just a troll. Or he's so autistic he lacks the social awareness to realize his fanatical vitriol is actually making Bromont/Bollocks haters seem like the more cool-headed and reasonable side.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:15:15 2015 No.13677275 >>13677271 Anon, they're not real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:15:32 2015 No.13677276 >>13677272 Bromont/Bollocks LOVERS, I meant to type.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:15:52 2015 No.13677277
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>>13677245
>>13677245

Writing for a niche audience that tends to tell people to "Fuck off" for not adhering to threadcanon or write for -their- specific fetish.

Then you have writers who bait hatred with shit like futanari, NTR, forced TF/TG, constant "maus" posting, attention whoring, buggery, not keeping your foot off that blasted samophlange as well as thinking that at the end of the day we're anything more than people with a minor grasp of the English language trying to write short stories and pretend we have the right to get NYC Best Seller's List sized egos.

That and nobody will ever, ever appreciate a story where a Kikimora channels TileFucker and schlicks to geometric designs on porcelain floor tiles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:16:23 2015 No.13677280 >>13677225 Hers? That could be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:16:28 2015 No.13677281 >>13677158 >>13677202 >>13677226 >>13677248 >>13677258 >autism

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:16:32 2015 No.13677282 File: 104 KB, 1280x720, 1429934870264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677271

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:16:58 2015 No.13677284 >>13677268 Except human boys

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:17:07 2015 No.13677285

>>13677272
>H-He's a troll! Ignore him everyone! Especially you bromont, we still love you!
Fuck you, I've been in these threads longer than you have, I care more about them. And like hell I'll see them degrade to tripfag circlejerks over people who don't even like the threads and would gladly abandon them for a pedophile hangout.

I care about these threads, and I won't let faggots like you, or bromont, or any attention whoring faggot ruin them. Not while I'm around.

>>13677281
And fuck you too bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:17:32 2015 No.13677286 >>13677271 You're fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:17:39 2015 No.13677289 >>13677275 IT'S STILL REAL TO ME MARCHE https://youtu.be/BvTNyKIGXiI?t=12

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:18:18 2015 No.13677293 >>13677277 >That and nobody will ever, ever appreciate a story where a Kikimora channels TileFucker and schlicks to geometric designs on porcelain floor tiles. Write about it then faggot. JUST DO IT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:18:23 2015 No.13677294 >>13677284 >implying implications about how shit everyone else's husbando is don't fly around constantly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:19:06 2015 No.13677297 >>13677293 Shia pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:19:52 2015 No.13677302 >>13677272 >>13677281 Just report and ignore

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:20:24 2015 No.13677304

>>13677285
>The hero we deserve. The batman.

That doesn't invalidate the point, however. Your overzealousness does make the anti-Bromont/Bollocks side seem like crazies and assholes while the other side seems more fair and rational to the objective observer. So you're still harming you own cause.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:20:49 2015 No.13677307 >>13677282 You know, that was one anime that was actually much better than the source material.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:21:04 2015 No.13677308 >>13677285 >and fuck you too bitch. I actually burst out laughing. Thanks mang, your autism made my day. >>13677302 And done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:21:08 2015 No.13677309 I just woke up. What happened here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:21:47 2015 No.13677310 >>13677293 http://i.imgur.com/DowgNSg.jpg You don't seem to grasp the level of pure weird buggery that fetish entails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:22:47 2015 No.13677316 >>13677309 Sunday afternoon

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:22:52 2015 No.13677318 [DELETED]

>>13677304
If you're retarded enough to be offended by what I say about other people, than 1- you really are worshipping them too fucking hard. And 2- Fuck you, you're just as easily offended as them. Grow a pair and form your own opinion.

>>13677308
Yeah, you're a funny guy aren't you? Fuck off you little bastard. I'd tell you to wish your father happy father's day but you probably don't know your real father. Also >Announcing reports

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:22:56 2015 No.13677319 >>13677309 People get their rocks off to drama more than monster girls it seems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:23:04 2015 No.13677320 >>13677309 Three stories were posted by writefags in short time from one another, someone complained about something, and now we're here somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:23:09 2015 No.13677321 >>13677277 >that tends to tell people to "Fuck off" for not adhering to threadcanon or write for -their- specific fetish Except, you know, that doesn't actually happen unless you're an attention whoring egomaniac.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:23:23 2015 No.13677323 >>13677294 Just banter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:24:12 2015 No.13677325 >>13677321 Try writing a story where an Oomukade isn't a stinky smelly centipede with spaghetti falling out of her pockets and see how far that gets you I dare you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:24:29 2015 No.13677328 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=51013766 Lewd Manticore, Dragon and Sea Bishop if anyone cares. The art is questionable quality but hey, Sea Bishop paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:24:32 2015 No.13677329 >>13677318 >Yeah, you're a funny guy aren't you? Fuck off you little bastard. I'd tell you to wish your father happy father's day but you probably don't know your real father. What's next? You going to wish me a "fare unwell"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:24:38 2015 No.13677330 >>13677310 I was lurking in that second thread. That was a good day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:24:39 2015 No.13677331 >>13677310 I was actually there in the second thread. It's a shame that he got chased away before he could talk more about himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:25:20 2015 No.13677333 >>13677329 Alright now fuck off, you're just trying to make me angry now. You're the biggest faggot in the thread and I hope you rot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:26:38 2015 No.13677339 >>13677328 More Dragon is always appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:27:09 2015 No.13677342 >>13677196 Could be just wide and heavy set. Maybe her lower part is some kind of draft horse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:27:23 2015 No.13677343 I'm going to find an elf and turn her into a dragon slime!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:27:32 2015 No.13677344 >>13677328 delicious

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:27:55 2015 No.13677345 >>13677089 >bland This word gets thrown around a lot about everything on this site, but anyway. If Captain is a bad writer, who here counts as a decent or even average one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:28:37 2015 No.13677348 I hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:28:55 2015 No.13677349 >>13677345 He was technically sound, but I just found his material uninteresting. You know, opinions and all that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:29:06 2015 No.13677350 >>13677321 Yeah, that is exactly the case. Chances are the guy wrote some stupid shit. The worst I see writers who veer off without completely trolling get is ignored, and even then it's pretty rare that a story goes completely unnoticed or cared for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:29:42 2015 No.13677352 >>13677348 But anon, we love you and just want you to die a lonely death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:30:13 2015 No.13677354 >>13677325 Not him but nobody would care. People like seeing monsters played straight some times. Nobody whined about RS's Manticore or Ushi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:30:41 2015 No.13677356 >>13677352 Already working on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:30:49 2015 No.13677357 >>13677328 >http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=51013766 >Forward Penetration Paizuri Unf. I do like that. Isn't this the guy who did those MGExBleach gifs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:31:13 2015 No.13677358 >>13677349 Yeah, I kind of agree.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:33:22 2015 No.13677366

>>13677204
>>13677213

>Well, I'm fucked

You thought. Figuratively and literally it seemed. It couldn't hurt to try though.

So you clumsily free the flower from the earth, and offer it to what looked like the eldest sister. She seemed to be the oldest of them anyway.
This werewolf was the largest of them, with a full figure, sharp features, a bushy tail, and fur that you could almost call fleecy.

She was focused on claiming the inside of your mouth with her own, when your offering poked her right on the nose. Her gaze unhurriedly wanders from your eyes to the little bloom.

The werewolf's tongue came to a slow stop, the wet squelching dying down until she withdrew.
The monster blinked for a few moments, her tongue flicking the air as if it desired to return to your kisser. She really seemed to be mulling it over.

It helped a little, but the rest of the girls were still going at it. Just when it seemed all hope was lost, you hear a very unladylike growl from the Alpha.

The alpha pounced and nipped at her sisters who whine and groan as they're forced away from you. Some of the more aggressive girls growled back, which earned them a very monstrous snarl from the alpha.

Their tail wagging collectively died down as Alpha herded them into a line. "Herding" being the nicest choice of word here. It looked like she was just fighting them with how rough they were being to one another.

The alpha leered at you hungrily before blowing you a kiss. She had pinned down one of the growling larger girls who was barring her teeth in resposne. This was getting a bit concerning, but they're preoccupied for the moment.

Should you run? Could you run? It was obvious that they were sorting out some kind of pecking order.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:33:53 2015 No.13677370

>>13677052
I don't think Cap left because muh shitposting, I *think* that he left before we got moved to /jp/, though I might be mistaken I don't have a really good memory.

>>13677089
Opinions and all that, my take there is that he could worldbuild pretty well, I can't say about his descriptions or choice of words because I don't think I get english enough for that but his stories had a nice deal of fun, I liked him a shame he is mostly ded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:35:14 2015 No.13677372 >>13677357 Pretty sure it's the same guy that did those gifs, he mostly does MGE stuff. Quality be damned his heart is in the right place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:35:28 2015 No.13677374 >>13677357 >MGExBleach wut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:36:20 2015 No.13677376 >>13677366 >Could you run Doubtful. I guess I'll just hope they are gentle and accept their lust. Or love. Whichever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:36:55 2015 No.13677378 >>13677370 Cap leaving for any reason is no excuse. Not that he was that good anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:37:03 2015 No.13677379 >>13677277 PUFFY WOLFCUNT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:37:37 2015 No.13677380 >>13677366 At least get up and wipe the saliva off my face. I'd probably get tackled to the ground again if I tried to run, so fuck it, I'll just stand there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:37:43 2015 No.13677381 >>13677370 If I remember right, he died back when we were on /a/ for family reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:37:46 2015 No.13677382 >>13677354 RS actually has an idea of what he's doing/how to be lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:39:33 2015 No.13677386 >>13676961 Damn, bashful Clara is extremely cute. It'll go away with time, but I'm enjoying it while it lasts. So what kind of monster is the girl at the counter anyway? Black and white colorationpaws, , animal ears, sleeps a lot, Ren Xiongmao?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:39:35 2015 No.13677387 >>13677370 He left at first because he was going to be a dad. He popped back over here once or twice to announce updates then went dark. DIdn't know he went to the other place, if he does, in any case, it doesn't matter.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:42:12 2015 No.13677395

>>13677378
As I said, opinions to each his own, what I'm trying to say is that I'd bet he left just because he got bored, chronic responsibility syndrome, when someone on the internet just gets bored of having to draw/write/translate/archive at some point they get tired and stop, simple as that.

We have some others that left for drama reasons though,

I just don't like these things happening, each day we have less and less happiness in these threads, a bit of rage spice things up but at this rate we are just tumbling down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:42:55 2015 No.13677400 >>13677374 If you look through that guy's gallery, you'll see some gifs he did featuring MGE Girls mimicking scenes out of Bleach Openings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:43:57 2015 No.13677405 >>13677381 >>13677387 Well yeah that's what I heard, he became a family man, I'm kind of surprised actually, wonder if he sees his wife and thinks that she could use a pair of cat ears and a tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:44:17 2015 No.13677407 Reminder to love your kiki maid!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:46:51 2015 No.13677417 File: 349 KB, 612x800, 1424130831921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677379 Wolfbutt/cunt best cunt/butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:47:08 2015 No.13677418 File: 323 KB, 615x638, 43409608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677407 I want to sneak up on a Kiki and hug her against her protests that she needs to work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:47:29 2015 No.13677421 >>13677407 I don't have one, nor will I ever have a kiki. It's for the best, she'd hate working for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:47:32 2015 No.13677422 What other writefags have left us? I miss the longer running series. Gave me something to look forward to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:47:57 2015 No.13677424 >>13677405 I know I do Nah, I'm just kiddin She'd look better as a Holst, she's kinda chubby

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:48:28 2015 No.13677425 >>13677407 I want my Kiki maid to dominate me in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:48:53 2015 No.13677427 >>13677422 Have any longer running series ever finished?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:49:35 2015 No.13677431 File: 208 KB, 855x1200, 1434916175239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli Kejourou with a disability Y/N

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:49:38 2015 No.13677432 I want to embarrass my dragon wife by slapping her big ass in public!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:50:36 2015 No.13677438 >>13677427 RS's first thing and Thunderbrother's harpy thing off the top of my head

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:50:41 2015 No.13677439 >>13677431 Is the disability a super perm or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:50:50 2015 No.13677440 >>13677431 N

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:51:52 2015 No.13677442 >>13677432 >implying she'd let you have any freedom You're her property anon, she'd keep you locked up in a tower while she goes out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:51:54 2015 No.13677443 >>13677427 The reason I've always disliked the long running stories is always because they never finish, the writer goes MIA or the quality declines due to waning interest on the writer's part.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:52:06 2015 No.13677445 >>13677421 It's okay anon! I'm sure she wouldn't mind! >>13677425 But you're her master, you should be dominating her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:52:49 2015 No.13677450 >>13677427 Several have >>13677424 Normalfag pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:52:50 2015 No.13677451 >>13677432 That's when she slaps you back to show everyone you're her little Dragonslut. >>13677442 This is fine too, being her prized treasure would be lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:52:50 2015 No.13677452 >>13677431 She cute. I'd hug her and give her piggy back rides.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:53:50 2015 No.13677457 >>13677445 >But you're her master, you should be dominating her! A good Kiki maid knows to cater to her master's fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:54:05 2015 No.13677459 >>13677424 I'm extremely skeptical with everything but on the meager off-chance that it is you, I liked your stories and hope your life goes well. Holstaurs are love, as are HEALTHY girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:54:14 2015 No.13677460 >>13677442 >>13677451 >Implying she isn't bookish and easily flustered >Implying we feel the need to be dominant over each other

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:54:57 2015 No.13677461

>>13677280
>>13677256
Was thinking more like anon or whoever goes to a wake, of a friend, wake stuff happens, he finds himself alone with the body and gives her a goodbye kiss. He gets really horny cause of reasons, and ducks it, and gets caught just as he finishes, to everyone's shock and horror, compounded by the girl waking up as, let's say mummy.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:55:08 2015 No.13677463

>>13677395
To be honest, with all the rage and idiotic threadcanon this place generates I hope it all just collapses now. You can't discuss any monster now without people just talking about the same generalized thread version of them.
Want to discuss anubis? It'll devolve into talk about how they all love legos because the thread said so once and people found it funny back then
Gazers? It'll just be about videogames.
Werewolves? Everyone will just essentially describe having a pet dog instead of you know, a werewolf.
You also have to watch your step or it'll generate half a thread of fury and hatred. Silly arguments about doms vs subs turning nasty out of sheer spite.
This is before we even get to the trolling.

What the hell happened to us?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:55:10 2015 No.13677464 >>13677445 Oh I bet she'd mind. If a Kikimora showed up on my doorstep I'd do anything to find her a better master.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:55:43 2015 No.13677466 >>13677445 >But you're her master, you should be dominating her! Sometimes master is a retard and Kiki has to take things into her own hands!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:56:09 2015 No.13677467 >>13677463 >Werewolves? Everyone will just essentially describe having a pet dog instead of you know, a werewolf. This is pretty rare, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:57:00 2015 No.13677473 >>13677422 Bob, Bromont, CaptainCanuckmerican, Eunuch, InariKitsune, LDR, MachineAnon, NegaWalker, Tarrek, too many others to list have left us. Question is do we know who wrote that yandere Wight sister story?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:57:14 2015 No.13677474 >>13677431 Wut?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:57:24 2015 No.13677477 >>13677459 I'm not cap Just a random married lurker

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:57:25 2015 No.13677478 >>13677463 Fine then, let's make every monster dominant rape machines and have that be their only personality, even the sub ones. Happy now?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:57:32 2015 No.13677479

>>13677427
Lanternon's first story did
as much of a fanboy as I am of his, I didn't like it past the timeskip. The villian also came from nowhere and even then he was more of a sympathetic character than the MC. I genuinely wanted him to get his revenge after all he went through in his backstory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:57:38 2015 No.13677480 File: 167 KB, 800x800, r234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677407 Especially your oppai loli maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:58:38 2015 No.13677488 >>13677478 What are you trying to do? I mentioned nothing about that, other than how bad those arguments are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:59:15 2015 No.13677490 >>13677478 Smug Troll.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:59:48 2015 No.13677493 >>13677473 Actually, Tarrek popped back up in May. He is also the only one you listed that I think would be any sort of a loss, so I'd think we're better off as is.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:00:48 2015 No.13677495

>>13677463
Time happened anon, everything collapses.

It has a solution, we just need the willpower for it but we are far too lazy for that, my bet is that we get to the cliffside and then either we man the fuck up or drop down already.

Still sometimes you get some nuggets in the ocean of shit as once I've been told, I've got a bit of hope still.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:00:56 2015 No.13677496 >>13677480 >Paizuri window Why isn't this present everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:01:22 2015 No.13677497 >>13677488 Which would be solved if all monsters had one specific personality. So I'm saying all monster girls should only have a personality that caters to the people who were here first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:01:43 2015 No.13677499 >>13677493 >Tarrek the only one that's a loss >When there's at least four faggots on that list You're a funny guy, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:01:55 2015 No.13677500 >>13677467 I'm yet to see a conversation on them where most of the anons involved aren't just talking about kibbles and bits, or playing fetch. At any rate it happens to most monsters here, like recently cupid is some evil mindbreaker now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:02:01 2015 No.13677501 >>13677477 Welp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:02:32 2015 No.13677503 File: 202 KB, 754x900, 1423876320529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677480 I want a smug, sadistic oppai loli Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:02:38 2015 No.13677504 >>13676282 No you grab her head and forcibly face fuck her. That'll show her!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:03:25 2015 No.13677506 >>13677464 She'd try hard to make you a better master! >>13677457 What if your Kiki isn't a good domme because of her naturally submissive personality >>13677466 Kiki shouldn't insult her master like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:03:26 2015 No.13677507 >>13677497 I don't think so Tim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:03:31 2015 No.13677508 >>13677473 Several of those we are blessed to have lost

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:03:35 2015 No.13677509 >>13677495 >>13677463 You gonna cry anon? Like a 'lil biiiiiiiitch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:03:57 2015 No.13677510 >>13677499 Bud, you misunderstood. Someone asked who left us and he responded with that list, to which I said Tarrek was the only one that would be a genuine loss if he were gone. The others we are far, far better off without.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:04:49 2015 No.13677517 >>13677473 >yandere Wight sister story? That was Free_Drinks, he's also a middle-school teacher IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:05:01 2015 No.13677519 >>13677506 >better master! Or I could be smart and save her the misery of having to be anywhere near me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:05:13 2015 No.13677520 >>13677504 Are spiders like scorpion in that that's how you impregnate them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:05:36 2015 No.13677522 >>13677497 And I've been told I have an ego, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:05:56 2015 No.13677524 >>13677497 >implying you aren't catered enough to already Top kek.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:06:00 2015 No.13677525 >>13677509 By all means keep this up. This place needs to fall to pieces before it can be rebuilt into something good again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:06:11 2015 No.13677526 >>13677499 I think you're agreeing with him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:07:01 2015 No.13677529 >>13677522 Now I'm wondering who you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:07:51 2015 No.13677532 >>13677506 >What if your Kiki isn't a good domme because of her naturally submissive personality Fool, that only makes me harder

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:07:54 2015 No.13677533 >>13677123 >>13677146 I'm starting to get deja vu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:07:58 2015 No.13677534 >>13677509 Nah I've got my hands full with outside life already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:08:00 2015 No.13677535 >>13677525 This place is fine as is, all I'm seeing from you two is "whaaaaa. I don't like this this! Change it for ME!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:08:19 2015 No.13677538 >>13677517 The one where she's a crime boss or something? Still mad that was never continued.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:08:35 2015 No.13677539 >>13677500 Clearly you've never seen me go on at length about wolves, then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:10:26 2015 No.13677542 >>13677529 Ian Moone

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:11:04 2015 No.13677545

>>13677503

>"Aha! I can see it on your face now!"
>"But it's too late for you, Hero-kun, my venom is already racing through your bloodstream. Soon you'll be a meal worth savoring."
>"Look at you, getting aroused by a child's body. You're nothing more than a per-vert~"
>"What is that? Speak up, lamb chop. I can't hear you!"
>"Say 'I want to feel Manticore-neechan's breasts on my vulgar human dick!' "
>"As I thought, you human boys become so honest with a little bit of 'assistance'."
>"How is it, having your cock sandwiched between my breasts? Your twitching, filthy thing in only the softest pillows!"
>"Speak up, Hero-kun, or i'll never let you come!"
>"Tell me how much you love this and maybe I'll give you even better service, like my p-u-s-s-y~"
>"Kyaa! Look at you, dirtying my hair with your disgusting seed. Oh well, it can't be helped. I'm going to have to devour you from head-to-toe until nothing of the man you are remains."
>"I hope you're ready, Hero. When we're done it's going to take you weeks to walk again~"

God i'm fucking bored.

>>13677526
>>13677510

Yeah I can't into reading comprehension right now, too few Angry Orchards in my system.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:11:11 2015 No.13677546

>>13677463
Honestly been a while since the Lego thing came up all that much. I see people complain about it more than I see it lately. It's mentioned occasionally, like
>"What would Anubis do?"
>"Make something out of lego."
But even then it's rare.

No sign of any lego-talk with that lovely little Anubis Admiral Blurb earlier.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:11:45 2015 No.13677547

>>13677524
One thing I've never understood about doms is that women are generally suited to them in the real world. Most girls prefer dominant guys, but some, and I say again - SOME doms want to make it that all monster are subs. Fucking why? The real world is boring enough without this shit.

Thats not to say that some subs don't start shit, because they really do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:13:17 2015 No.13677551 >>13677539 No, but I'd like to. Honestly, its the one in my examples that annoys me the most. Even a sub werewolf is unlikely to act like a pet, unless she's retarded or gets off to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:13:22 2015 No.13677553 >>13677547 >Thats not to say that some subs don't start shit, because they really do. Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:13:51 2015 No.13677554 >>13677545 >That manticore Worth not being able to walk for, would submit to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:14:33 2015 No.13677556 >>13677553 8/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:14:35 2015 No.13677558 >>13677547 >want to make it that all monster are subs Said no dom ever, try again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:14:58 2015 No.13677560 >>13677535 If you think the endless shitposting is fine? Alrighty then. Maybe things will fix themselves on their own after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:15:36 2015 No.13677563 >>13677553 I wonder who's behind this post...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:16:20 2015 No.13677565 >>13677538 Me too. >>13677545 Hnnngh, we need more stories like this.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:17:19 2015 No.13677567

>>13677547
Monstergirls are designed to be better than 3D, regardless of your dom preference.

As for the rest; I don't know, man. Personally, I'd prefer dominance preferences not be a part of the profile so you can have them either way without people getting upset. Individuals are a thing anyways but people get autistic about this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:17:37 2015 No.13677568 >>13677553 >>13677558 I'm starting to think the subs vs doms stuff is caused by one guy, or a couple of people who have difficulty with reading comprehension.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:17:40 2015 No.13677569

>>13677380
>>13677376

Their bickering wasn't quite the free-for-all you were hoping for, but it was keeping them busy.

You took this time to wipe away the drool on your face, ears, hair, and...your nose. You wouldn't be getting the taste of their tongues out of your mouth until you were safe and sound, at home with lots of mouthwash. So never, by the looks of it.

You were in the middle of a large park, for contrived reasons. No one else seemed to be around despite it being broad daylight.

So, with a great sigh, you resigned yourself to your fate. Just in time too, because the packed seems to have sorted its differences.

The other five girls were lined up, some grimacing, some obviously yearning for you, and all of them nursing some kind of bruise.

The only one still wagging her tail was the alpha. She licked her chops as she sashayed toward you. Earlier you couldn't really appreciate her looks, with her sisters practically drooling on you, but now nothing obscured the werewolf.

She wore only a sweater, her braless breasts bobbed freely with every step. She was...quite in tune with nature and it showed. With her bushy mane that enhanced her wild countenance. Not to mention her toned thighs that were hard to miss, thanks to her leggy frame, and her dripping cunt. That was hard to miss too.

Then there were those sultry eyes and lips that seemed really close. Likely because she had straddled you and was now inches from your face.

She swiped at your shirt with her claws and your shirt was mangled into nothing. She did the same to everything below, you couldn't help but wince as the fabric tore and she struck so close to precious equipment.

Her wagging tail start brushing against your inner thighs as she peppered your faces with kisses. You had to stifle your laughter, but that only seemed to excite her more. She let out growls in response, while it was still a bit startling there was no anger in it. It almost reminded you of trilling.

What say/do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:17:42 2015 No.13677570 >>13677563 It's the tanukis. Cuddle war now! Soften the tanukis!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:18:34 2015 No.13677572 >>13677570 >Soften the tanukis! You're a madman!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:18:40 2015 No.13677573 >>13677568 A lot of it is, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:19:45 2015 No.13677576 How do you feel about Frog-girl footjobs? http://mgbooru.net/post/view/10742

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:19:53 2015 No.13677577 >>13677572 Mad I may be bu a the end of the day I'm the one who will be cuddling a soft bushy tail in a business suit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:20:20 2015 No.13677580 >>13677551 Might find something in the archive, but eh, don't feel like it right now. Basically I get off on werewolves being powerful and dominant while retaining loyalty. So long as you're good to her, she'll be good to you. That sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:21:33 2015 No.13677582 >>13677576 They're sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:22:16 2015 No.13677584 >>13677569 Lick her back of course!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:22:22 2015 No.13677585 >>13677569 Catch her off guard with a kiss of your own, and ask if she wouldn't mind kissing something lower before the actual rape. She seems pretty nice, at least. Hopefully.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:24:25 2015 No.13677589

>>13677568
From what I've seen, there's one bitchy maledom fag with a huge persecution complex, and one or two really autistic femdom fags.
I'd guess they start most of the dom shitflinging, either by themselves or together, then drag other Anons into it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:24:52 2015 No.13677591

>>13677580
>Basically I get off on werewolves being powerful and dominant while retaining loyalty. So long as you're good to her, she'll be good to you. That sort of thing.

I like you.
I wish I could write or at least write well, because I'd like do a story about that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:25:24 2015 No.13677596 >>13676523 >>13676529 >>13676530 Sam should be a human wearing a suit of amour mimic. That way everyone thinks he's a monster when he actually isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:25:25 2015 No.13677597 >>13677554 >>13677565 I like to think that with enough alcohol in my system it's possible to half-ass stuff like that. That and it's better than having a Manticore use her tailpussy to re-enact that one scene from King Kong with the Carnictis worms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:25:28 2015 No.13677598 >>13677576 I recognize that art style. That's chrome guy from MGQ

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:25:33 2015 No.13677599

>>13677407
I'd hate to have a Kiki maid.
Just imagine, you're tired after a day of work, slump down into your most comfortable armchair for a bit of reading and winding down. The Kiki maid comes in being infuriatingly cheerful and full of energy, humming some happy little song and starts to dust. She's swaying her hips to the tune, that downy tail moving counter to the swings of her hips, wafting a slight scent of perfume towards you.

And then you're left there consumed with anger and lust for the rest of the evening.
God, I'd hate to have a Kikimora maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:25:53 2015 No.13677600 >>13677589 This seems accurate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:27:36 2015 No.13677603 >>13677503 I'd settle for a smug, sadistic Manticore of almost any build.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:27:38 2015 No.13677604 >>13677599 >Kikimoras a really submissive and will never rape you >I'm really submissive and will never take the initiative, nor am I into submissive women anyway I hope she likes having blue ovaries forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:27:58 2015 No.13677605 >>13677599 She's a shit Kiki if she can't read Master's mood and plan accordingly. Get a better Kiki anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:28:54 2015 No.13677606 >>13677597 I always feel more creative with alcohol but end up being too lazy to do anything with the creativity, damn double edged sword. Smug oppai loli manticore is certainly something I'd like to see more of though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:29:06 2015 No.13677608 >>13677604 >I'm really submissive and will never take the initiative, nor am I into submissive women anyway Where are you getting that from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:30:11 2015 No.13677611 >>13677603 When do manticore spines come in? If it's not till puberty than you can actually take the oppai loli manticore and tease her all you want. Till she uses her claws at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:30:26 2015 No.13677613 >>13676644 Shhhh... It has to be this way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:30:29 2015 No.13677614 >>13677597 Just jot down a foundation for potential, future oppai loli Manticore shenanigans and go on from there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:30:47 2015 No.13677615 >>13677608 From me being really submissive and never taking the initiative. I wasn't referring to you in that situation, just how it'd go down with me there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:30:58 2015 No.13677616 >>13677604 She might not pin you down and take what belongs to her, but she'll certainly engineer situations where you end up inside of her.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:31:41 2015 No.13677618

>>13677611

In my headcanon they have them from birth and much like snakes have to learn how to use them properly without killing their prey.

What an adult Manticore can shoot as a muscle relaxant a baby Manticore would probably shoot as a sort of living death coma dart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:31:41 2015 No.13677619 >>13677613 But now we're back to Armstrong. Whatever, Imma go cuddle bladewolf girl till my brain works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:31:48 2015 No.13677620 >>13677606 I can't write on alcohol. Things either go even worse than they normally do or I get distracted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:32:13 2015 No.13677623 >>13677599 Lazy sub pls, it's like you don't even love your maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:32:42 2015 No.13677625 >>13677604 >>Kikimoras a really submissive and will never rape you But that's wrong unless you're posting some sort of threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:32:59 2015 No.13677626 >>13677616 >forced to have a submissive kikimora wife Funny how one man's heaven can be another's boring pile of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:33:18 2015 No.13677627 >>13677615 Ah, sorry I misunderstood. Yeah, that's a tough cookie. Would you let a snapped Kikimora have her way with you though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:33:19 2015 No.13677628 File: 939 KB, 320x180, 1274826367427.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677599 How dangerous.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:34:27 2015 No.13677632

>>13677619
>Anon. What are you doing?
>"Hugging you till my brain starts working."
>The mere fact that you are speaking to me indicates that you mind is functioning. Please stop.
>"No, it isn't working yet."
>But I just expla-
>"Shhhhhhh....It isn't working yet."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:35:14 2015 No.13677634 >>13677623 Mr Assumptions please. You simply don't fuck the household staff. She'd behired to do chores, none of which include polishing my spear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:37:00 2015 No.13677642 >>13677634 >You simply don't fuck the household staff You take that back this instant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:37:02 2015 No.13677643 Well, I've written two pure-smut pieces featuring a wolf. Then I've got another two that have werewolves in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:38:56 2015 No.13677644 >>13677614 >>13677606 Alcohol only ever helps to focus on ignoring the faggots that tell a man to "fuck off" whenever they have the opportunity. A man cannot help it if he is tsundere for Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:39:30 2015 No.13677645 >>13677611 I tend to imagine them bein stubby, dull bumps at first, with their final shape and the potency of their venom settling in as they hit and go through puberty. Maybe a spine analogue of baby teeth for their early years.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:42:21 2015 No.13677654

>>13677645
If that's the case then.
>Saddist Oppai Loli manticore tries to poison you
>Venom hasn't come in yet.
>Her spines just bounce off you.
>Her confident look turns fearful as she realizes that she only has her claws over you and that you can easily overpower her.

And that's when you fill her up to the brim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:42:22 2015 No.13677655 >>13677642 Never. I stand by my principles of not bonking someone you pay for doing actual work for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:44:02 2015 No.13677660 >>13677654 I like role reversal too, so that's fine with me. Though there would be hell to pay once that magical Manticore juice starts flowing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:44:10 2015 No.13677661 >>13677643 meant to quote >>13677591

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:44:54 2015 No.13677664 >>13677654 Wonderful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:45:02 2015 No.13677665 >>13677655 You've made a powerful yet lazy enemy today. May the gods grant you mercy, for I can't be asked to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:46:43 2015 No.13677670 >>13677660 >Not keeping her that way and using her as your personal onahole and cuddle slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:47:32 2015 No.13677676 >>13677654 >Her confident look turns fearful as she realizes that she only has her claws over you and that you can easily overpower her. Sounds like a ruse to me,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:48:42 2015 No.13677678 I want to waifu the smuggest manticore who is smug only as a front because she can't produce venom!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:49:24 2015 No.13677681 >>13677654 >And that's when you fill her up to the brim. I hope you mean her tailpussy. And when it's overflowing to the brim you make her empty it like a cup. Then the real fun begins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:51:20 2015 No.13677686 >>13677681 >Fill up her tail Pussy to the point that it's almost over flowing. >Make her drink it all from the tail pussy. >Tell her not to spill a drop or she'll have to start all over again. >Nibble her ear while she does it. I'm Ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:52:34 2015 No.13677691 >>13677665 Very well. One day, when both of us can be bothered to, we will have out incredibly unticlimatic showdown. Until then I will think occasional unkind thoughts about you and your servant screwing ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:53:44 2015 No.13677693 I want to make a vampire drink holst blood.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:53:58 2015 No.13677696 [DELETED]

Oh man it would be great if monster girls were real so I could slowly die inside as everyone I know gets hot loving monster wives while going home to a cold empty apartment, then getting kicked out of it because some jew monster wants more room for lonely monster girls.

Man that would be great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:55:27 2015 No.13677698 >>13677696 Y-yeah, that sounds...like a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:55:28 2015 No.13677699 >>13677670 I'm good either way. Though if I had a choice I'd go with a small Manticore for cuddle slutting and a big one for using me as her cumpump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:55:47 2015 No.13677701 >>13677696 ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:56:01 2015 No.13677702 >>13677696 Do you like being unhappy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:56:43 2015 No.13677703 >>13677569 Wait for the sex scene to happen, that's usually all that happens in the end of every story anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:57:53 2015 No.13677706 >>13677693 >vampire's elegant dress bursting under the pressure of her newly enlarged bossom Reminded me of that Matsu-sensei strip with the vampires.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:59:17 2015 No.13677709

>>13677696
This is honestly how I see my life going if monsters became a real thing. I'm so shy and avoid everyone to the point where they'd assume I'm unfriendly and leave me in the situation you described.

That or I'd be grabbed by one of the powerful, frightening ones who like meek guys. This would be bound to end up as an abusive relationship that I'd dream endlessly of escaping from. I don't know which of the two outcomes is worse, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:59:37 2015 No.13677711 >>13677698 It sounds like reality anon, if monster girls were real they wouldn't even bother to entertain the thought of being with someone from this place. Thank god they're just a fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:59:54 2015 No.13677714 >>13677654 I just want her to rape me. Is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:00:46 2015 No.13677717 >>13677693 What about a vampire holst? She lets you drink from her tits just so long as you let her drink from you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:02:03 2015 No.13677724 >>13677711 Anon, not everyone is a fat, stinky NEET in here. And even those people can get a shit tier waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:02:45 2015 No.13677725 >>13677696 >>13677709 >>13677711 I'm really tired of your shit, faggots.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:02:50 2015 No.13677726

>>13677706
Yep.
I want to do that while she's having a grandiose meeting with her rivals.
She'd be talking with her lich rival about a territorial dispute while the wight queen of the south give me the eye and BAM!
Pair of F Cups on the table.

>>13677714
Yes it is.
Not its not

>>13677717
Adorable.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:02:59 2015 No.13677727

>>13677693
>Vampire with killer tits

Oh baby. Even in regular media vampires generally prefer seduction because intimate moments are the best time to feed (no chance of interruption and the victim is too horny to fight back/thinks its just your kink) so I'd think a vampire would really want big tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:04:28 2015 No.13677728 >>13677725 Its realistic. Not everyone here is able to deal with women or even moderately attractive you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:04:45 2015 No.13677729 >>13677724 Alright then, have fun getting your soul shattered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:06:50 2015 No.13677734 >>13677729 Eh, nobody will notice a few more cracks, least of all me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:07:15 2015 No.13677735 >>13677728 I suppose Sucks to be you

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:08:33 2015 No.13677737

>>13677728
Since they feed on life energy, you could become attractive through repeated rapings, and we have things like Devil Bugs or Beelzebubs you'd have to ignore a lot of things to end up waifuless with monstergirls around.

You forget that these are monsters with monstrous instincts as well. Some might try to use you for a quick fuck and end up growing attached to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:08:50 2015 No.13677738 >>13677727 But what happens when she goes too far? Do you want to see a vampire try to deal with having tits the size of a holstaurs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:09:14 2015 No.13677739 >>13677709 Jesus christ, you're a loser even in your fantasies.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:10:18 2015 No.13677740

>>13677709
>This would be bound to end up as an abusive relationship that I'd dream endlessly of escaping from.

This is how I see a relationship with any kidnapper MG going. Its easy to fantasize about falling in love with her or that she genuinely loves you and only wants to protect you.

But then realistically, if she's willing to kidnap you then she'd probably use terror and abuse to keep her prey in check. Sure, it might be because she doesn't want to lose her precious anon, but to you it just looks like a horrifying monster with tits is angry her cumpump has a mind of its own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:02 2015 No.13677743 How big would an oppai loli Manticores wings be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:12 2015 No.13677745 >>13677740 Some guys are into that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:15 2015 No.13677746 >>13677737 >growing attached to you. Yeah and I'm the king of France.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:22 2015 No.13677747 File: 521 KB, 1200x1745, p10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My dick. 10/10 dark elf doujin, no rape or orcs in sight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:24 2015 No.13677748 File: 1.95 MB, 480x270, 1410312779296.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677693 Just make sure to regulate the dosage properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:35 2015 No.13677749 File: 142 KB, 850x1202, 1415273907963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, how about them big cat girls? Would you chase a cheetah? Wrestle a jaguar? Cuddle a tiger? Impregnate a snow leopard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:41 2015 No.13677750 >>13677739 True, but you can't be much better considering you're here of all places.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:12:12 2015 No.13677753 >>13677743 Chibi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:12:32 2015 No.13677754 >>13677747 >elf doujin >no rape >no orcs What's the point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:12:42 2015 No.13677755 >>13677747 more like 0/10. It was painfully boring and trite. Oh golly jee, I love master so much! He's everything to me! I don't have a single thought or interest of my own! I exist to serve him alone!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:13:22 2015 No.13677756 >>13677740 Yep, I can do without that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:13:55 2015 No.13677757 >>13677748 Define properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:14:06 2015 No.13677758 >>13677747 I was going to post this page at one point, because christ that Dark Elf is soft. >>13677754 >>13677755 /tg/ pls go and stay go with your shitty cancerous memes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:14:21 2015 No.13677760 >>13677743 Tiny? Big enough to make some horrible ruckus when she furiously flaps them for whatever reason?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:14:35 2015 No.13677761 >>13677746 They would, physically and eventually emotionally. Does that mean they respect you? That they like you for your opinions and hobbies? Well, no. That's not guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:15:16 2015 No.13677763 >>13677758 Why did you lump me in with your /tg/ autism? It's a fucking boring doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:15:26 2015 No.13677764 >>13677758 Japan got there way ahead of /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:15:36 2015 No.13677766 >>13677758 >memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:16:22 2015 No.13677769 >>13677740 Agreed. The thing is a powerful person in control of a weak person is going to abuse the fuck out of them. You see it all the time and to think anything to the contrary would happen is utterly incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:16:31 2015 No.13677770 >>13677747 Nice. >>13677758 It's not /tg/, but Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:18:05 2015 No.13677773 >>13677769 Sounds like you witnessed some shitty relationships in your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:20:18 2015 No.13677780 >>13677769 That's like saying all parents are abusive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:20:19 2015 No.13677781 >>13677747 Source, is there more softness?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:22:25 2015 No.13677783 >>13677761 That's the biggest load of shit I've ever heard. You're a horrible liar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:22:28 2015 No.13677784 >>13677747 >dark elf >no rape You can't fight nature, Jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:22:33 2015 No.13677785 File: 124 KB, 708x1000, 9befb5fef77c2948583bfa6894a389fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are people talking to this fag and his /r9k/ shit? That isn't monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:22:35 2015 No.13677786 >>13677760 >Manticore waifs gets oppai lolid >can only hover because her wings are tiny

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:23:31 2015 No.13677787 >>13677747 Horribly generic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:23:33 2015 No.13677788 >>13677781 http://exhentai.org/g/826058/838276fb23/ >is there more softness? Plenty, don't get your hopes up on the artist though, he usually does loli by the looks of things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:23:35 2015 No.13677790 >>13677769 >All humans think/do X I know most NEETs have very little human contact, so makes it easy to make massive, broad generalizations about the entire race, but c'mon anon.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:24:27 2015 No.13677791

>>13677773
Its that obvious, eh? Perhaps I might be wrong, but I've seen enough shit to make me very cautious about getting involved with anyone who could hold power over me. As sexy as I find monstergirls I'd run like hell if they became real, and endlessly plan escapes on any who caught me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:25:16 2015 No.13677794 >>13677750 My life is pretty great actually. Not everyone who browses /jp/ is a no-life loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:25:18 2015 No.13677795 File: 532 KB, 711x800, 38799789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677785 Something about "misery loves company."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:27:34 2015 No.13677800 >>13677787 Better than generic rape and mindbreak by the power of the D.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:27:35 2015 No.13677801 >>13677794 You seem pretty obsessed with other people being 'losers'

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:28:52 2015 No.13677805

>>13677783
How is it a load of bullshit? Not only is it following the style of MGs we're often talking about aka MGE. It's actually realistic. It's not this linear scale of emotions. It never works that way.

Just like people make friends based on certain interests, but might not completely share a social circle because they have diverging needs and interests. There's certain things that draw people together, but it's never this 100% on board thing.

At worst a monster would stick with you because she has bonded to your energy and also has grown to like you in the same way people like cats or their little siblings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:31:17 2015 No.13677808 >>13677805 Then I'd just have someone "steal" her away, I don't want her and vice versa, she'd only be doing to because she has no other choice.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:32:40 2015 No.13677814
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>>13677709
>>13677696
Monstergirls show up one day. However integration somehow goes quite well. Men are happily getting husbando'd by just going outside and looking funny at the first Monstergirl they see.

But not you, you remain inside. You just know that no one cares for you and so you choose to stay inside, ordering supplies online and earning your money online. Your windows are covered and closed, cutting off the connection with the outside world.

However, this does not last long as your doorbell starts ringing. Your attempts to ignore it fail, as the ringing soon is followed by knocking and then banging.
Angrily, you finally give in and open up the door. To your surprise you are greeted by a now clearly annoyed Tanuki, alongside a pale woman. The Tanuki however decides to skip any formalities and goes straight to the point.

"Anon?"

“...Yes?”

“Yes good, I’m your new boss. You got a new contract and no I don't care about your silly conditions, you got new ones now."

The Tanuki takes a short moment to catch her breath.

"…Your new conditions specify that any rooms in buildings owned by me, are to have atleast two tenants and both tenants are to pay the full rent each month to me. That is, unless the curent single tenant can pay twice his rent each month.”

Giving a look over your shoulder, the Tanuki grins and continues.

“However since you don’t look like you have the ability to do so, you will be getting a part-roommate. Starting right now.”

Before slamming your own door on you the Tanuki simply pushes the pale woman towards you, who you narrowly catch in your arms.
Starting you in your eyes the pale woman moans only one word:

“Waaaaaaarm!”

Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:32:56 2015 No.13677815 >>13677808 Can you fuck with your whiny faggotry already?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:33:14 2015 No.13677816 >>13677808 This. What >>13677805 described sounds incredibly shitty. I'd rather go unloved that be kept for convenience. It's depressing as fuck, far more so than dying alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:36:03 2015 No.13677824 >>13677814 So I get lumbered with some rotting retard. I preferred the lonely life. >but she turns into a wight! Yeah, after countless hours fucking the monstergirl equivalent of bloody magicarp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:36:30 2015 No.13677826 >>13677801 2 posts and cut your shitty pity party out

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:37:13 2015 No.13677828

>You'll never be thrown off a cliff by an Oni whose pissed because because you hit on his girl
>You'll never learn how to fly mid fall and tackle the Oni into the Upper Atmosphere and hit him with a German Supplex from space, using his body as a shield for re-entry
>You'll never walk out of the crater and look at the female Oni's jizz just dripping from the sight
why live

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:37:41 2015 No.13677830

>>13677808
>>13677816

For starters I'm not disputing whether it's good or bad, just that being ugly or a loner isn't enough to get predatory lust monsters from trying to copulate with you. Especially when we have swarmer monsters that seek out filthy NEETs. If anything you end up with more of them thanks to things like Devil Bugs. I also described worst case. Keep that in mind.

Anyway, it's not this thing that she's actively aware of. In fact similar behaviors are shown in humans and hormones. You end up having a lot of sex with a woman and you both can start to think you're in love. Oxytocin. And the mental stages men and women go through in classic/arranged marriages.

It would play out like that in practice with the added variable that you'd both become dependent on each other's energy.

It's not a matter of whether you'd get rid of her or not because in such a situation you'd end up feeling the same way. It's another Eros dilemma.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:39:17 2015 No.13677837
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>>13677791
She just has the same emotional development and intelligence as you, thus being unable to really express her feelings or herself without resorting to extremely crude measures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:39:43 2015 No.13677839 File: 265 KB, 343x408, 1430577562538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677828 >male oni >female Oni jizz

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:40:33 2015 No.13677840 >>13677747 This doujin was great. Love Dark Elves, love waifus, love dat lingerie, and that gym outfit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:41:15 2015 No.13677843 >>13677828 You lost me halfway

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:41:31 2015 No.13677844 >>13677837 Any reason for the insult there? Its not my fault all I've seen are abusive as fuck relationships around me. I don't think its stupid to avoid this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:41:44 2015 No.13677846 >>13677826 Just report him from now on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:41:51 2015 No.13677847 >>13677747 What, is it about consensual, love-fueled sex between a man and an elf without any form of physical or psychological pain anywhere to be seen? About fucking time someone brought this up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:42:55 2015 No.13677851 >>13677828 >his

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:42:57 2015 No.13677852 >>13677828 Wat

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Jun 21 17:43:07 2015 No.13677853 File: 502 KB, 790x1569, Hitomi1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:43:13 2015 No.13677854 >>13677839 I love how that's the problem and not the fact you can somehow now fly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:43:59 2015 No.13677857 >>13677844 It's not an insult. "Emotional intelligence" is an actual thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:44:07 2015 No.13677858 >>13677853 Hound you glorious bastard. Always visiting with gifts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:44:25 2015 No.13677859 File: 240 KB, 583x772, 1419440858890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677853 She's a pretty scrawny thing, isn't she.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:45:15 2015 No.13677861 >>13677859 It's what happens when all the, well, everything goes to her tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:45:25 2015 No.13677862 >>13677853 Nice man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:46:31 2015 No.13677865 File: 414 KB, 708x708, 1403890654956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677282 >You will never be bullied by your Monster Girl Onee-san and her smug friends. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDR04lo5Z0k&t=4m15s

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:46:45 2015 No.13677867 >>13677814 >Sue Tanuki >Win easily

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:46:56 2015 No.13677868 >>13677859 >>13677853 >Monoeyes Urge to impregnate and marry rising.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:47:31 2015 No.13677870 >>13677857 Whatever. The nice thing for her to do is to go away and find someone who'll actually love her. Why would I get a monster who thought the nervous guy would like to be treated badly anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:47:53 2015 No.13677872 File: 90 KB, 320x454, bloodshed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >kiki still calls you master while domming you my dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:48:31 2015 No.13677875 File: 361 KB, 700x979, 50647171_p7_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677868 Would you give her a belly full of little monoeye daughterus?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Jun 21 17:48:39 2015 No.13677876 File: 723 KB, 560x800, Untitled-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677868 I should hopefully get the last two chapters done cleaned this week. Been busy with personal things and family so been unable to stalk in here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:48:42 2015 No.13677877 >>13677865 >Being bullied by your sister >She lets her friends bully you Your parents must be crestfallen right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:48:44 2015 No.13677878 File: 216 KB, 800x846, 1396743135313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677859 Healthclops.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:48:51 2015 No.13677879 >>13677859 There is only once answer Lots of cake, ice cream, chocolate and a bit of cookies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:49:01 2015 No.13677881 >>13677865 Of course not. My monstergirl Onee-san is kind and doting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:50:16 2015 No.13677882 >>13677875 I'd look her straight in the eye. Inch closer, take her hands in mine and tell her "Eye eye eye love you baby."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:55:45 2015 No.13677894 File: 369 KB, 585x800, jinko and daughter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677749 yes impregnate all the big cats, especially the jinkos, they're endangered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:56:53 2015 No.13677898 >>13677894 >TFW mass extinction event soon >Over 50 species of animals will die off, Lions being one of them Sad day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:56:58 2015 No.13677899 File: 185 KB, 663x800, 1434923818250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677882 Eye'm the greatest

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:58:38 2015 No.13677905 >>13677899 Someone's looking to suffer the fate of all fairies. She's gonna get cuddled and be "the biggest" when I'm done

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:59:03 2015 No.13677908 >>13677898 Gotta make room for new species, Anon. You want monstergirls, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:59:08 2015 No.13677911 File: 625 KB, 1079x1500, 1419714171918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677894 But big cats are dangerous! Except for >>13677749 . That Jinko looks like she's swimming around in cereal and that's silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:59:09 2015 No.13677910 File: 847 KB, 1280x908, d85f1bb4366c67dc99f109a69d38e03e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677824 You hatin on magikarps?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:59:11 2015 No.13677912 >>13677899 That image looks awful, especially in the proportions department.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:00:33 2015 No.13677919 >>13677894 Is it me , or do her panties look like they have a zipper on them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:01:54 2015 No.13677923 >>13677749 >implying you can dominate a monster girl Better to just give up and be a cumpump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:02:24 2015 No.13677925 >>13677898 >Tfw humans have to intervene into repopulating Pandas because they're cute and everyone loves Pands >Even though they're FUCKING LAZY >But no one wants to have more Tigers because they're maneaters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:02:43 2015 No.13677929 >>13677911 Not if she's Toni the tiger, new mascot for frosted rapes cereal. They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:04:21 2015 No.13677933 File: 129 KB, 479x1127, 1425226574235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I too late for the Cyclops party?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:04:22 2015 No.13677934 >>13677923 >implying he can't I don't even care if this is bait or not, just shut it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:05:08 2015 No.13677938 >>13677929 I want to be an assistant for Toni the tiger, bringing her coffee and danishes and organizing her schedule.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:05:10 2015 No.13677939 >>13677910 I want to have a threesome with a magikarp and her evolved sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:05:21 2015 No.13677941 >>13677933 Stop it right now. My penis can only get so erect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:05:21 2015 No.13677942 >>13677911 >Walking around without pants How lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:06:24 2015 No.13677947 File: 214 KB, 532x319, 1433607768107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677933 no now post more monoeye's

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:06:33 2015 No.13677948
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>>13677911
I find it kind of amusing Katt/Rinpo wore a top but nothing on the bottom. Every time she spread her legs or bent over or basically just moved everyone would be able to see her cat cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:06:52 2015 No.13677949 >>13677938 She's an active girl, you're going to be taking care of all the paperwork while she exercises and does lots of cardio. Sure you can handle all that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:07:07 2015 No.13677952 >>13677948 Isn't it great?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:07:29 2015 No.13677953
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>>13677942
Pants are a foreign concept to her. Why do Humans wear pants? Are they hiding something inside them? Maybe it's food? They always get so protective when you try to take them off. It must be something delicious, like meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:09:27 2015 No.13677963 >>13677948 >>13677953 I want to teach her why we wear pants by fucking her in public when she's least expecting it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:10:12 2015 No.13677968 File: 362 KB, 980x700, 1434836285791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677947

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:10:13 2015 No.13677969 >>13677963 >Your face when that's her fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:10:16 2015 No.13677970 >>13677953 You see, little cat, wearing pants means you're the one in charge, who takes responsibility. If you can't keep them on when someone tries to take them off, you don't deserve to wear them in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:10:51 2015 No.13677973 >>13677953 >It must be something delicious, like meat Not the kind of meat she can actually swallow. But there's a different kind of protein down there for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:11:36 2015 No.13677978 >>13677970 >If you can't keep them on when someone tries to take them off, you don't deserve to wear them in the first place. MG rape apologist detected. Check your privilege. - Signed, Lizardgirl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:12:09 2015 No.13677981 >>13677963 Poor thing won't be able to hide the fact that she's in heat. Her tail will be swishing around and practically inviting you inside her glistening cat cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:13:02 2015 No.13677984 >>13677978 I was hinting that he who can keep his pants on when assaulted is a rapist resistor and a true man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:14:22 2015 No.13677990 File: 132 KB, 500x500, 1413506002458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677968 Those aren't monoeyes, nor is it the best OTP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:14:49 2015 No.13677993 >>13677984 >Implying manliness has anything to do with resisting rape in a world with monsters wielding superpowers like the ability to lift houses, lightning-like agility, flight, or mind control spells.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:15:47 2015 No.13677995 File: 139 KB, 650x619, ididntthinkhedsayit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677882

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:16:11 2015 No.13677997 >>13677993 All those odds stacked against you just makes it even more manly, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:16:41 2015 No.13677998 >>13677910 >Liverspots

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:17:06 2015 No.13678000 >>13677993 >Being this much of a defeatist >Not standing your ground against all odds Might as well have all monstergirls call human men "cattle" instead of "husband" if you want to disregard everything about us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:17:08 2015 No.13678001 >>13677993 >implying it doesn't when you have the option to get powers yourself The excuses you scrubs come up with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:17:13 2015 No.13678002 >>13677995 Just for that she's gettin it in the ass tonight

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:17:29 2015 No.13678004 >>13677995 God why are you the best?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:17:44 2015 No.13678007 File: 283 KB, 540x656, 1430028514547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677995 yelp there goes my heart yep dieing now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:20:11 2015 No.13678018 >>13678001 >The ability to get MG-like superpowers without being an actual MG How has the Order not one already, then? I mean, their powers were their primary advantage last I checked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:20:34 2015 No.13678020 >>13678007 Here lies Anon He never scored

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:21:30 2015 No.13678026 >>13678018 Everyone else is too busy fucking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:22:14 2015 No.13678031 >>13678007 You know she's making fun of you right? Hell she probably doesn't even love you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:22:58 2015 No.13678035 >>13678018 >MG-like superpowers without being an actual MG Yeah, also known as "magic". Are you by any chance allergic to being gud?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:23:00 2015 No.13678036 >>13678031 >Being this much of an anal cavity

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:23:37 2015 No.13678037 File: 1.51 MB, 1036x1590, b5f2836e73e931cfdbf172155ea9a89fd336e7fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677990

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:24:05 2015 No.13678040

I'm a believer in the sexual food chain.

At the top are the apex sexual predators, things like Dragons, Manticores or Vampires.

Below them are trained Humans, ones that are able to defend themselves from Monster Girls that aren't overpowered. If they get together in a group, they might be able to take down one of the above.

Then there's standard Monster Girls, ones that aren't overpowered, but still fairly strong, like Werecats, Ghouls or Shark Girls.

Below that is the average Human, with little to no training and average fitness.

Followed by fodder Monster Girls like Mouse Girls or the common Slime Girl. Things that rely on numbers to overwhelm prey.

At the bottom are shotas. They breed quickly, but are prey to all Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:24:51 2015 No.13678045 >>13678036 >being this delusional.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:24:56 2015 No.13678046 >>13677995 Keep being based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:25:56 2015 No.13678050 >>13678045 >Trying to ruin nice things

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:26:36 2015 No.13678052 >>13678040 >Anything below average humans Useless beasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:26:45 2015 No.13678053 File: 117 KB, 433x568, 1424986544066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678037 I like Setz, he drew my waifu in the /v/ drawthreads once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:27:18 2015 No.13678054 >>13678050 Fuck your nice things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:27:36 2015 No.13678055 >>13678045 >Being enough of a shitter to not even be able to get a girl with cheesy pick-up lines

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:27:42 2015 No.13678056 File: 499 KB, 500x281, 1429923202192.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678031 s-so what her eye is big and stupid then...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:28:04 2015 No.13678058 >>13677995 Goddamnit this is the second time you've got me on this silly shit. Would marry, buy a house for, and impregnate with the light's on in the missionary position

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:29:42 2015 No.13678063 >>13678056 >being this pathetic Suck it up and be a man.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:30:30 2015 No.13678066

>>13678040
I recall KC mentioned somewhere reproduction rates roughly follow the food chain, as in reality -- simpler and weaker life forms reproduce much more quickly and in large numbers, while apex predator type MGs have very few children if any.

>>13678035
>Have to be a virgin until 30 to become a wizard
>Have to be a wizard to avoid losing virginity
>Defending yourself against MGs starting at age 12 or whenever they start going for ss

Although in all seriousness, I think in one of world books it mentions magic ability is a pretty hereditary/intrinsic thing. Which pretty much excludes everyone here with muggle Earth parents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:31:05 2015 No.13678067 >>13678063 >Reinforcing gender stereotypes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:32:10 2015 No.13678072 >>13678063 We were all having a good time until you showed up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:32:23 2015 No.13678073 >>13678066 >Have to be a virgin until 30 to become a wizard >Have to be a wizard to avoid losing virginity You do realize those are memes, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:33:05 2015 No.13678075 >>13678067 Kill yourself. You're the reason why we have a generation of faggots obsessed with feelings and being afraid to offend anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:33:54 2015 No.13678079 >>13678073 >Although in all seriousness You possess reading comprehension, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:33:59 2015 No.13678080 >>13678072 Just don't reply to him, he's clearly a cynical analpained faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:34:08 2015 No.13678081 >>13678066 >magic ability is a pretty hereditary/intrinsic thing But since MGE is a "JRPG" setting, anyone can learn magic. So get to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:34:19 2015 No.13678082 >>13678075 >Muh manliness >Muh forced roles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:34:22 2015 No.13678083 File: 634 KB, 800x800, 10224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So would you, uh, stick in...there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:35:09 2015 No.13678086 >>13678083 I her vagina? Of course! What kind of stupid question is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:35:15 2015 No.13678087 >>13678079 Gimme a break, there are actually faggots in here who think this is canon. At least you're not one of them, so that's good to know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:35:29 2015 No.13678088 >>13678083 you know what yeah yeah i would hell i'd even marry her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:35:50 2015 No.13678089 >>13678083 No, she's a rotting maggotsack. I'd rather blow her head off with a shotgun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:36:15 2015 No.13678090 >>13678067 >>13678082 >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:36:19 2015 No.13678091 >>13678083 Yeah, sure. Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:36:39 2015 No.13678093 >>13678052 They have a use. Vigorous breeding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:37:04 2015 No.13678097 >>13678090 Compelling argument, chap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:37:21 2015 No.13678100 >>13678082 >implying gender roles have no purpose Don't you have to be a slut walk or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:38:05 2015 No.13678103 >>13678087 >I'm not a moron! I was just acting like one because I assumed you were one! Nice save there, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:38:54 2015 No.13678105 >>13678097 You act like you deserve an actual argument. Let's be clear: You don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:39:54 2015 No.13678108 >>13678103 Well, you're certainly not pretending to be an asshole, that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:39:59 2015 No.13678109 >>13678105 You act like you have an actual argument to present. Let's be clear: You don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:41:30 2015 No.13678114 >>13677968 I like this guy's art, but his shipping habits leave something to be desired.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:42:10 2015 No.13678117 >>13677867 >She employs the Chewbacca Defense

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:42:36 2015 No.13678120 >>13678109 I'm sure this would've been impressive on tumblr. Sadly, you won't get any rebloggs here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:45:59 2015 No.13678131 >>13678117 She pulls both your arms off?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:47:58 2015 No.13678139 >>13678131 No, she makes loud annoying noises until you bend to her will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:48:46 2015 No.13678144 What's the best way to rip off an annoying Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:51:09 2015 No.13678156 >>13678108 >Makes condescending correction to someone he things is wrong >Makes mistake >Gets a condescending correction right back, and a quip about the irony >"You're being an asshole!" Mind the spaghetti falling our of your pockets

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:52:48 2015 No.13678165

>>13678144
Agree only to marry if she buys an incredibly expensive and extravagant wedding, invite everyone she knows, and no-show at the altar.

Or for extra cruelty, do appear but dramatically cry you can't marry her because she's abusive and manipulative, or something.

Massive hit to both her own self-confidence and bank account.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:53:50 2015 No.13678174 >>13678131 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKi92j6eLE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:54:02 2015 No.13678175 File: 503 KB, 882x742, 44150292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678144 >>13678165 Man is the real monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:54:48 2015 No.13678179 >>13678156 >Makes mistake >implying Alright, let's pretend.

swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 18:56:03 2015 No.13678188

and because it was so nice, another small update to my pastebin with the ask.fm translations:
http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

14 new answers from lines 121 and 323. They're still from the 'old' batch. (All the new stuff from today will be added at a later time.)
This time we get:
>what does Sandworm hair feel like
>taking your Alraune waifu out for dates
>some more stuff girls can't monsterise into
>how to make your Doughnut Steele Lilim stand out from the others
>French kissing naked Hatters
>MAMONO MANA vaccine can cure autism

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:56:42 2015 No.13678192

>>13678165
>and no-show at the altar.
I find it hard to believe she wouldn't have contingencies for this.

>Spoiler
>Massive hit to both her own self-confidence and bank account.
And, AND perhaps worst of all since you probably got her to invite some business partners too you fuck with her reputation, which is double plus bad. Nice. I feel like there'd be massive repercussions for you afterward since presumably she already has you by the financial balls and all, but it's at least a Pyrrhic victory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:57:06 2015 No.13678194 >>13678188 >MAMONO MANA vaccine can cure autism Good, the people in here need it badly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:57:47 2015 No.13678199 >>13678188 >MAMONO MANA vaccine can cure autism Quick someone deliver batches of mana to everyone here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:58:10 2015 No.13678201 >>13678175 Always relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0 >>13678179 >Thought someone was being legitimately serious, despite them adding "Although in all seriousness" after the greentext. K.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:59:58 2015 No.13678212

>>13678188
>However, the connected part may be anywhere, so they can free up their legs if they grow something like a tail to stay connected with the inner flesh walls of the shell
Sandworm legs confirmed. KC doing an awful lot of good with these recent answers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:00:47 2015 No.13678215 >Go to subway and get sandwich >Leave a dollar tip for the workers. >Tanuki girlfriend starts having a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:00:59 2015 No.13678217 File: 576 KB, 1024x651, 1434927659209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm trapped in my house by a swarm of millions of Tuna Crab lolis. Send Tuna mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:01:07 2015 No.13678218 >>13678188 >Holstaurs are typically oppailoli Oh geeze. I'm not sure how to feel about this, but my penis is excited.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:02:17 2015 No.13678223 >>13678175 I said rip off, not brutally destroy her life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:02:31 2015 No.13678225 >>13678215 >Tipping at subway I might start sperging too and I'm not even a tanuki

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:03:11 2015 No.13678228
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>>13678188
>All monsters are liked to the Demon Lord, but are there any Lilim that have to body of a snake or spider amongst their sisters?
>I don't really know if there are any Lilim on the level of having a different lower body, but Lilim with beast-like horns and tails or with limbs that are covered in an insect-like shell sporadically exist!
I never noticed this one before. I'd love to see a muscular Lilim variant with these features.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:09:13 2015 No.13678247 File: 51 KB, 542x600, 11939..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you suck on a Bee-girl's breasts does honey come out?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:10:06 2015 No.13678251

>>13678188
>All monsters can polymorph

>Alaune & Lilliune can get up and walk around
>Mimic no longer confined to just waiting in dungeons
>Dryads can move around
>Sandworm can grow a very long "tail" so their human form can get out and walk outside

This has interesting implications.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:11:47 2015 No.13678255 >>13678215 >Tipping at Subway. I... what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:12:38 2015 No.13678259 >>13678247 I hope so

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:14:46 2015 No.13678265 >>13678251 A mimic could get up, walk around and plant herself on someone's doorstep hoping they'd get curious. >"This isn't the dragon dildos I ordered!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:15:49 2015 No.13678270 >>13678212 >>13678251 This has happened a couple times now where a writefag does something in a story then KC confirms it later

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:16:07 2015 No.13678272 >>13676517 >Kunoichis for a fact do not have buttwings >tfw I made a commission of a Kunoichi that had buttwings G-Guys, I fucked up.

swiss Momo Sun Jun 21 19:17:44 2015 No.13678276

>>13678188
ah crap, make it 15 answers, forgot to another one about Lilim:

/answer/113455665749
>Since it seems like there are individual differences with monstergirls of the same race, are there any Lilim with black hair or something?

Sorry. Lilim basically only have white hair. However, there are some individuals that naturally have white + some colour as mesh or gradient hair
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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:18:13 2015 No.13678278 >>13678265 >"Aww, did I miss the delivery Wock? Shit, I forgot how fast Rapeazon shipping was."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:22:40 2015 No.13678295 >>13678272 KC's canon is lowest priority. To me, it's superseded by both mine, and other Anons' personal canons. Unless they suck, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:23:44 2015 No.13678299 I want to bully an Alp because they are not of my taste!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:23:47 2015 No.13678301 >>13678295 The only thing I really use KC's canon for is his art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:24:45 2015 No.13678302 >>13678295 By other Anons' personal canons do you mean general threadcanon as well or only individual Anons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:25:07 2015 No.13678304 >>13678272 We have a kraken with two fucking legs, don't worry about it. The logic behind that decision is really weird though, since flight or even gliding capability provides more dynamic entry options and polymorph is a pretty big thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:25:34 2015 No.13678306 >>13678301 I use bits of it but change it. Like not every Cupid is given a black arrow, only a few select elite are allowed to have them. And even then they have to be authorized to use them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:26:18 2015 No.13678309 >>13678299 And I want to stuff a Kiki until she's plump because that is my taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:26:44 2015 No.13678313 >>13677747 Sauce me bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:27:08 2015 No.13678314 >>13678306 Okay, Adam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:27:45 2015 No.13678317 >>13678313 Disregard that, I suck dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:28:33 2015 No.13678320 >>13678302 I don't think threadconon really qualifies as personal canons. People generally don't take it that seriously. It's mostly used for jokes and/or shitposting.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:28:47 2015 No.13678322
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I like art where there's at least an attempt to make them biologically possible. It makes me sad whenever I see something stupid like asswings or wings in general which are little more than tiny flappy appendages that would have no chance of carrying a small bird aloft, let alone a large woman.

Then again, the wing span and strength needed to fly as a 130-170lb woman would be immense. Birds that weigh 30lbs need a six foot wingspan and their breast muscles account for a pretty large portion of their mass.

A succubutt that could fly would probably look like Johnny Bravo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:30:42 2015 No.13678326 >>13678301 Yeah, I do that too General outline of the girls as well but only for background characters I don't feel like actually coming up with an individual character for

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:31:04 2015 No.13678329 >>13678326 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:31:16 2015 No.13678332 File: 644 KB, 979x1283, ee8ad1c9f80a3f46307b367e5b92458f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onii-san let's play!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:31:28 2015 No.13678333

>>13678302
It's fluid. After all, it'd get boring for me if there was only one way to do things. Why not take one Anon's idea about, say, a kitsune who's tails are linked to her age, and write a character based on that? And then write another story about a young kitsune with nine tails only because she has exceptional magical power?

It's just limiting to only believe in one way of doing things. What we call threadcanon can be great, because it can be used for humour or entertainment where you can assume most Anons will already know the context of what you're writing. But there's fun to be had in building your own world from scratch too, even going so far as to break away from KC's context.

Just, y'know, do and think what you want. And don't be bogus to people. I think that's an important thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:32:30 2015 No.13678336 >>13678332 Alright. Let's play a game of 'fill the chubby loli with cum'!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:32:36 2015 No.13678337 >>13678314 Somebody needs to draw a Cupid Samus now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:33:24 2015 No.13678342 >>13678333 >And don't be bogus to people. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:34:00 2015 No.13678344 >>13678332 Don't you 'Oni-chan' me you flying jailbait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:34:38 2015 No.13678349 >>13678333 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:35:01 2015 No.13678354 >>13678336 ...does anybody know of any good chubby loli doujins? I ask for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:35:15 2015 No.13678356 >>13678322 >like Johnny Bravo. >"Hey, there hot, sexy Papa."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:35:27 2015 No.13678358 >>13678336 How much we talking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:35:31 2015 No.13678359 >>13678332 I wonder, can she make herself a catsuit with that latex ooze all over her arms and legs?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:36:02 2015 No.13678360

>>13678337
>You can't use Black Arrows in the last area! You're a woman!
>This is a man's job!
>Samus, I'm authorizing the Varia suit only after you have less than 10 health in a lava area that takes up OVER A THIRD OF THE SHIP
>They'll copy my perfect military mind, but not my perfect military haircut, because this is Sakamoto fanfiction!
>For some reason the Metroid in sector 0 are untouchable from the ice beam, which means your powerbombs, which have dispatched them in the past effortlessly, are now also useless!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:36:14 2015 No.13678362 >>13678358 All of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:36:26 2015 No.13678363 >>13678349 Hello shitpost-kun, bored as usual I see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:36:27 2015 No.13678364 >>13676337 >>There are super duper ultra rare cases were monster gave birth to humans instead Headcanon deniers BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:36:53 2015 No.13678366 >>13678359 Are we about to make Awkward Gazer who wants to be Catwoman a thing? Because I'd like this to be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:37:12 2015 No.13678367 >>13678356 I would read about a succubutt that's bad with men, her Skeletor mode oni friend and plump father.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:37:30 2015 No.13678368 >>13678349 Did I say something I shouldn't have?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:37:31 2015 No.13678369 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1700, Wolfy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677584 >>13677585 http://pastebin.com/gfGEs3w1

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:37:33 2015 No.13678371 >>13678363 >muh boogeyman

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:38:21 2015 No.13678373 >>13678364 It's still so rare that events of it happens would be first page material and be mentioned everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:38:40 2015 No.13678375 >>13678366 That could be cute. I was thinking more about a shy, kinky Gazer girl who secretly likes to be a gimp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:38:40 2015 No.13678376 >>13678371 >muh shitposting

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:38:55 2015 No.13678378

>>13678362
Yeah....I really can't do that any more.
After I volunteered for a sabbath test I put out a little 'much' and if I did that to her then...Well..
Let's just say she isn't going to have that round belly because she's chubby.
Or moving for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:39:03 2015 No.13678379 >>13678360 Fuckin' A, I'd rather see her fembro it up with a Luminoth/Rundas monstergirl equivalent instead of Other M's shitty non-AI Adam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:39:41 2015 No.13678384 >>13678376 This place is filled to brim with shitposting you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:39:48 2015 No.13678385 >>13678364 >super duper ultra rare That's nip for "never", just FYI.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:40:28 2015 No.13678389 >>13677427 abjijijijghghghaijfasfjasjcan'tbeassedtorememberhowthenamegoes's Long Distance Seduction ended

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:40:50 2015 No.13678390 >>13678384 And you thought a little more wouldn't hurt, is that it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:41:10 2015 No.13678391 File: 97 KB, 1200x675, 1434671887672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You have yet to be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:41:29 2015 No.13678393 >>13678379 >Rundas Glacies Don't break my heart further. Rundas was already cool.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:41:30 2015 No.13678395
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>>13678360
>Prime series well received everywhere but Japan
>Sakamoto doesn't give a shit and makes Samus into his perfect submissive waifu
>Complete with gameplay that took several steps backwards
>Flops everywhere, including Japan
>BAKA GAIJANS
>Metroid is now sports games

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:41:39 2015 No.13678397 I've found a way! Monstergirls can't rape me if I'm wearing Space Marine Power Armor! They won't be able to get through the thick layers of Adamantium and Plasteel plates! They can't simply remove them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:41:51 2015 No.13678398 >>13678390 Exactly. Fuck you people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:41:53 2015 No.13678399 >>13678389 He recently started some new stuff that I'm worried he'll never get to finishing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:42:27 2015 No.13678400 >>13678379 >Yuki Onna Rundas >Some weird Doll thing for Ghor >doppelganger for whatsherface Might as well go the full mile. >Slime girl in a giant tech thing for Nightmare >Jabberwock for Ridley >Chubby Bonnet Tipping Lizard for Kraid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:43:11 2015 No.13678401 >>13678398 Awww, were we mean to you in the past? Poor baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:43:12 2015 No.13678402 >>13678397 Yes they can, Monsters have Mary Sue powers and you don't. Just give up now.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:44:04 2015 No.13678410
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>>13678375
>Monster Girl City
>Failed Paladin becomes a really lousy renegade of the night who thwarts MG rape
>Awkward Gazer who tries to rape him all the time but is somehow more awful at being an antagonist and gets super pouty and annoyed when she fails.
>Saves him from Joker-Cheshire and other evil-doers occasionally

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:44:12 2015 No.13678411 >>13678402 >giving up Get a load of this goy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:44:20 2015 No.13678412 >>13678397 You have to be a Space Marine though. Which is fine for avoiding rape, but then you'll never get a waifu. Human, monster, rapist or non-rapist. You'd be a gelded mutant basically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:44:36 2015 No.13678415 >>13678397 Mind magic. Nightmares can still mindrape you and any number of monsters can make you take off that armor yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:45:21 2015 No.13678418 >>13678369 Oh man. I was wondering what was happening with that. Good shit, friend. Really good. I mean, there are definitely worse things than ending up with a pack of feral werewolves. At least they will show affection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:46:16 2015 No.13678422 >>13678395 >Metroid is now sports games They actually intend to make a mainline title for the NX. Anyways, FF doesn't look too bad don't care for blastball though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:46:25 2015 No.13678423 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvd1AeNnZfA I want a sandworm to sing this song.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:46:29 2015 No.13678424 I want to pamper my Bee wife as she plumps up to become a baby maker for our little hive!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:48:20 2015 No.13678429 >>13678400 >Whatsherface Gandrayda. Her name was Gandrayda. Ghor would probably be a Golem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:49:27 2015 No.13678433 >>13678402 >Giving up Fuck that, weakling. >>13678412 An acceptable price if it means I get to protect myself from the monsters. >>13678415 But removing the armor requires at least 3 chapter serfs and takes over half an hour to be taken off!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:50:02 2015 No.13678437 >>13678429 Ghor could be a stone golem who enters combat mode by linking to a battle suit made out of rock or crystal, a bit like Thardus in the first game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:50:17 2015 No.13678438 >>13678422 >FF doesn't look too bad The graphics and designs are utter shit. There are classic DS games that looked better than that. I refuse to believe that the same system that can run MH4U doesn't have enough power for a good Metroid game

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:51:17 2015 No.13678444 >>13678433 >Tough guys >Amirite?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:51:32 2015 No.13678445 >>13678429 A Golem would work. And for the admiral we'd have R. Lee Ermey >>13678437 I can roll with that cool idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:52:06 2015 No.13678446 >>13678411 Literally no reason to fight monster girls. That and these threads have single-handedly sucked all of the fun out of monster girls for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:52:16 2015 No.13678448 i want an Elf to sing the song of her people to me with her bow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:52:40 2015 No.13678450 File: 1.87 MB, 1024x762, 44219537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678354 No idea if it qualifies, but Koishi Chikasa draws some round and soft lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:53:19 2015 No.13678452 >>13678424 Just bee careful, don't want her immobilized for reasons other than baby making

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:53:38 2015 No.13678453 >>13678448 She could use it as a one note harp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:54:03 2015 No.13678455 >>13678446 Then why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:54:59 2015 No.13678461 >>13678450 It's also mostly kemono. Which I enjoy greatly. Wonderful blend of fluff, loliness, and chub. http://exhentai.org/g/752352/0bbef5a393/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:55:32 2015 No.13678463 >>13678455 When in doubt, people default to their old habits. Only if a clearly better alternative exists do they change.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:55:45 2015 No.13678465 >>13678446 >Literally Well, be a baby if you like, I'm gonna go dom some mamono sluts, and you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:55:54 2015 No.13678466 >>13678448 >Elf sets up a weird bell chime-xylophone thing >Takes fifty paces >Starts feathering the bells with arrows >It is the most beautiful symphony ever written

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:55:56 2015 No.13678467 >>13678433 It'd really depend on what's coming at you. You'd certainly be SAFER, but not safe. Especially if they attacked in coordinated groups.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:57:33 2015 No.13678468 >>13678446 Then stop coming back

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:58:05 2015 No.13678470 >>13678455 Shit posting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:58:09 2015 No.13678471 >>13678466 If you know anything about archery it's also the slowest symphony ever written.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:59:29 2015 No.13678472 >>13678468 Nah.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:59:39 2015 No.13678473

>>13678402
>>13678412
>>13678415
>>13678467

Not sure if that guy is freedom-kun, or /k/oward (you know, the guy who says he'd live on his roof forever and turn his land into a mine field to hide from Ushis), but both cannot be swayed by logic. No point in arguing with a brick wall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:00:45 2015 No.13678476 >>13678471 >Believing that superior elven archers are bound by your meager human concepts of archery I'd post a haughty elf laughing at you, but my entire stock of elf pics are all horribly lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:01:00 2015 No.13678477 >>13678473 Oh fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:01:03 2015 No.13678478 >>13678473 I remember that one guy that said he's skin a loli Ushi-Oni alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:01:42 2015 No.13678480 >>13678461 It's mostly humans with some kemono and monster girls mixed in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:02:42 2015 No.13678484 >>13678476 I would reply with a retort about physics but then God would just kill a cat girl. Let's compromise with you posting lewd elf girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:02:58 2015 No.13678487 >>13678446 >Letting a group of anonymous strangers on the internet suck the joy out of one of your interests This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:03:00 2015 No.13678488 >>13678471 >YFW Circus Gallop with arrows >YFW she uses her bow to play a violin instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:03:23 2015 No.13678491 >>13678477 Cry more though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:03:24 2015 No.13678492 >>13678471 >can't even multishot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:04:30 2015 No.13678494 >>13678478 Horrible, loli Ushis need love, piggyback rides and to be taught the difference between love and rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:04:51 2015 No.13678495 >>13678473 I'm neither of them. I was just trying to spark a conversation and maybe have some fun, but alas, "where do you think we are" and the boogeymanning strike again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:04:51 2015 No.13678496 >>13678491 Ran out of stuff to say that fast eh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:04:51 2015 No.13678497 File: 94 KB, 850x567, 1422491518638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678484 Good man

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:05:57 2015 No.13678503 >>13678476 Have you considered that may be because elves are innately lewd?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:05:57 2015 No.13678504 >>13678496 To be fair, you're not giving me much to work with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:06:58 2015 No.13678507 >>13678487 How do these faggots function in the real world? Oh wait, they don't, they're fat NEETS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:07:14 2015 No.13678508 >>13678495 Shitposting is still shitposting, even if it's for irony/humor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:07:22 2015 No.13678509 >>13678504 Why would I ever be fair with you?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:07:23 2015 No.13678511

>>13678492
Ok my autism is getting the ire of me on this one. Multishotting is not feasible. You have a pinnacle of a drawstring pull which is great for shooting one arrow. It is shit for shooting two or more. Expect your arrows to go flying all different directions from what you're aiming at by "multishooting".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:08:29 2015 No.13678517 >>13678511 Magic. Or MAMONOMANA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:08:31 2015 No.13678518 >>13678503 Isn't that just a fact of like? Things fall downward, the sky is blue, elves are lewd. You don't need to think twice about that, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:08:58 2015 No.13678520 >TFW no exploratory /ss/ oppailoli sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:09:14 2015 No.13678521 >>13678508 >Talking about defending myself from monstergirls purely for fun of discussion >Not even talking about harming them or anything >Shitposting You need to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:09:17 2015 No.13678522 >>13678507 >projecting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:09:38 2015 No.13678523 >>13678495 I'm certain there are better ways to spark a conversation than wanking over spess hamreens. You could try wanking over monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:09:39 2015 No.13678524 >>13678488 >Using a bow as a bow Well, aren't you cheeky

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:10:06 2015 No.13678526 >>13678495 The problem you had was people were associating you with the assblasted faggot who complains about invincible monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:10:26 2015 No.13678528 >>13678521 Not him, anon, but can you blame him? Given how many shitposters we've head throughout today. A lot of folks are just on the defensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:10:31 2015 No.13678529 >>13678520 Its a terrible feeling, isn't it. Terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:11:14 2015 No.13678530 >>13678522 >implying Found the NEET.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:11:33 2015 No.13678533 >>13678528 More like people are just autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:11:54 2015 No.13678535 >>13678524 Well, I'm sure archerynon is going to tell me the numerous reasons why what I proposed isn't feasible, but the idea is humorous at least. Also, I now want to see an elven bard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:11:57 2015 No.13678536 >>13678517 Damn it. There has to be a balance. You can't just say magic or you should be shooting fireballs instead of arrows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:12:17 2015 No.13678537 >>13678523 I wasn't talking about warhammershit, see >>13678521 Also, I do wank over monstergirls from time to time, I just don't think with my dick 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:12:36 2015 No.13678538 >>13678530 >reaching this hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:13:24 2015 No.13678542 >>13678536 >whynotboth.jpg >Elves not choosing Arcane Archer as their epic class

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:13:47 2015 No.13678544 I wanna be a young orphan who is adopted by a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:14:35 2015 No.13678547 >>13678538 Why else would you reply? Or are you in the NIDF?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:14:37 2015 No.13678548 >>13678544 That could go wrong in so, so many ways. You are literally one Wurm muscle twitch away from death at all times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:15:24 2015 No.13678551 >>13678542 That's fine then. Might as well make their bow strings out of lazor beams while we're at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:15:45 2015 No.13678553 >>13678548 Isn't that true for all of us?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:16:09 2015 No.13678555 >>13678547 Because I want to talk shit and make someone angry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:16:41 2015 No.13678557 >>13678548 That also applies to every other person that is around a wurm.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:18:15 2015 No.13678563

>>13678551
Seriously though, this ain't D&D. This is one of the last places you want to pull the "unfair game balancing" card out given the entire setting.

>>13678553
Babies are squishy though, they don't even necessarily have fully rigid bones yet.

And let's not forget the fact KC's MGs all have hands with digits the size of baseballs and palms the size of basketballs. Good luck changing a diaper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:18:19 2015 No.13678565 File: 292 KB, 739x1000, 1422098407987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678518 Slander! There are perfectly modest elven maidens. Not these three, these are sluts, but there must be some.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:18:33 2015 No.13678566 >>13678555 >some mentions shitpost-kun earlier >suddenly, he's real

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:19:27 2015 No.13678568 File: 547 KB, 629x800, Ya-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678544 Hope you're willing to do most of the housework

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:19:48 2015 No.13678570 >>13678548 No way man, a Wurm would be the best mom ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:20:05 2015 No.13678571 >>13678565 What's that? The Cuddlimobilization move?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:20:17 2015 No.13678572 >>13678566 Please kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:21:10 2015 No.13678574 >>13678566 He has always been real

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:21:26 2015 No.13678577 >>13678565 Those don't count. Everyone knows those are just "gap moe" type elves. They are trying to seduce you at all times like regular elves, but just using the innocent maiden and/or gap moe appeal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:21:47 2015 No.13678579 >>13678572 You first.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:21:48 2015 No.13678580

>>13678548
>>13678553
>>13678557
>Wurms are actually Masters of fine muscle control
>When not chasing after a desired mate at least
>Because of this, many men and women seeking to train their bodies seek out (Preferably married) Wurms to train them
>Montages of Mr. Miyagi-style pseudo-trainings ensue
>Except that since it's a Wurm, she really was just having you do her errands
>"I don't know how to train people! They always ask and I dunno! I figured that if I just had them do what I do every day, they'd figure it out?"
>"Frees up some time to be with hubby too so..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:22:04 2015 No.13678582 File: 534 KB, 800x1177, 1432842214750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678565 I'm sure there must be one, though I'm having a hard time finding one

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:22:24 2015 No.13678585

>>13678563
I'm not talking about accuracy or damage dealt. I'm talking about an elven archer playing a symphony by multishooting magic arrows on her silver lazor stringed bow into a collection of bells from fifty paces and the viability of it. It's just not feasible. Don't act like I'm the unreasonable one here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:22:33 2015 No.13678586 >>13678579 No you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:24:29 2015 No.13678590 >>13678568 >This fucking bitch. Yeah, no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:24:34 2015 No.13678591 >>13678520 Write about it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:24:42 2015 No.13678592

>>13678585
What about MRSI techniques? Modern artillery can fire multiple rounds that all strike simultaneously, or damn near it, by firing the first rounds in a very high arc so there's a longer delay to impact, and firing the later ones in a more direct, flat arc.

I'm sure Elves can do something similar with trick shots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:25:24 2015 No.13678595 >>13678565 Rena isn't a slut! Rena is a gentle and kind El- fuck, I can't finish that with a straight face

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:25:36 2015 No.13678596 >>13678586 Shitpost harder tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:26:19 2015 No.13678597 >>13678596 He doesn't need any encouragement, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:26:51 2015 No.13678598 >>13678596 Never. You can't tell me what to do, you aren't my real dad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:26:57 2015 No.13678599 How do I convince a Kraken that her tentacles don't belong in any of my orifices?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:27:45 2015 No.13678601 >>13678572 >>13678579 >>13678586 >>13678596 >And somewhere, a Will-O-Wisp is setting up romantic candles in a cave in preparation for her honeymoon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:28:19 2015 No.13678602 >>13678599 Whenever they get too close you bite the closest tentacle really hard, hard enough to draw blood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:28:27 2015 No.13678603 >>13678599 Open up your heart to her, tell her that even as much as you love her, you just can't be comfortable with that sort of thing through no fault of her own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:28:39 2015 No.13678604 >>13678598 I might be, you don't know.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:28:54 2015 No.13678606

>>13678480
Well, the stuff he sells to the monthlies is mostly human, but I get the impression he does that for the money. If you look at his pixiv it's almost all kemono.

Though he makes the softest fucking tanukis. I'd fuck them willingly, snouts or no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:29:20 2015 No.13678608 >>13678604 Shhhh.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:29:22 2015 No.13678609

>>13678592
While possible that would mean having to fire minutes in advance of the symphony many times in a very high arch with at most precision of timing to land those shot in musical rhythm. It's not impossible so we can agree that it is a feat that can be accomplished. It would just take the life's work of an archer to accomplish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:29:26 2015 No.13678611 >>13678599 Slap them titties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:29:39 2015 No.13678612 >>13678601 >Will-O-Wisp Into the trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:30:21 2015 No.13678613 >>13678601 That was a pretty fun "fight" to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:30:38 2015 No.13678615 >>13678599 Teach her the joys of receiving

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:30:39 2015 No.13678616 >>13678599 Tell her to BTFO. What are you? Some kind of wimpy house slave?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:30:49 2015 No.13678617 >>13678599 Say "Hey, I'm not comfortable with butt stuff. Or sounding." You know, communicate with her. Though remember relationships are about compromise, so she'll probably ask you at least try it once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:30:58 2015 No.13678618 >>13678609 >It would just take the life's work of an archer to accomplish. I could see an elf doing that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:32:16 2015 No.13678621 >>13678618 Fair enough. More lewd elf pictures?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:32:18 2015 No.13678622 >>13678595 The start of your post made me worried, anon. Glad to see you haven't fallen victim to her expansive... charms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:32:30 2015 No.13678623 >>13678617 >implying monsters care about what their cumpump wants. They just care about their pleasure and getting their cum, that's it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:33:28 2015 No.13678628 >>13678622 Oh yeah, like I'd be swayed by her "charms" Now, Ara's "charms" on the other hand

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:34:05 2015 No.13678631

>>13678601
>After putting on some suave jazz music, she turns back to her PC and sees >>13678612

>"Damn it, foiled again!"

>She gets back to shitposting in the hopes of a very slim chance in which she can tell some NEET to kill themselves and he actually does it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:34:10 2015 No.13678632 >>13678623 But tru luv though...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:35:06 2015 No.13678636 >>13678632 True love is a lie made to brainwash kids into pumping out kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:36:12 2015 No.13678640 File: 323 KB, 1353x1920, 1421403583936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678618 When devoting a century to perfecting a craft is not only an option, but a frequent hobby, I think you can do it. >>13678621 I can assist with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:36:38 2015 No.13678642 >>13678631 You'll never defeat me, shiposting ghost. I am the Rick Flair of anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:36:51 2015 No.13678643 >>13678636 Why you gotta be so salty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:36:52 2015 No.13678644 I need to crossbreed a Werecat and a Wurm so I can get a Wurm that can purr.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:37:39 2015 No.13678646 >>13678636 But KC said...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:37:59 2015 No.13678648 >>13678642 Wooooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:38:02 2015 No.13678649 >>13678644 Has KC ever mentioned anything regarding Homunculi? They sound like they'd work pretty well as bases for fusions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:39:01 2015 No.13678655 >>13678649 They already exist and have a profile iirc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:39:41 2015 No.13678658 >>13678655 You mean the fake, fan-made one from ages ago?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:39:58 2015 No.13678661 >>13677386 > Ren Xiongmao? Glad you enjoyed it. And yeah, it's a Ren Xiongmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:40:08 2015 No.13678662 File: 310 KB, 600x830, 1428171557108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678621 Not the guy you were having the debate with, but sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:40:12 2015 No.13678663 >>13678636 Love is actually primal instinct telling you to breed with X person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:40:54 2015 No.13678667 >>13678663 That's lust.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:41:12 2015 No.13678669 File: 255 KB, 465x591, Homunculous.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678658 I was gonna say, I had this image for a MGE homunculus, but I couldn't find an entry. Shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:41:40 2015 No.13678670 >>13678667 What's the difference?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:41:40 2015 No.13678671 >>13678662 I don't care where they come from just keep em coming.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:45:12 2015 No.13678685

>>13678670
>Lust: A primal desire for sex, meant to ensure procreation & survival of a species
>Love: A personal emotional attachment to a particular person or creature that urges companionship & protection of them
Love can lead to feelings of lust for wanting to be with them, but lust can't really create love

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:45:19 2015 No.13678686 >>13678628 >Ara Now that's the stuff. Especially if it's Sakra Devanam and her delicious thighs, but other Aras are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:46:31 2015 No.13678691 >>13678686 >Sakra Devanam Anon. Oh Anon, my man with the finest of taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:46:51 2015 No.13678694 File: 62 KB, 576x808, 1431621464921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678671 Can do. A bit of white meat for variety.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:47:50 2015 No.13678700 >>13678671 That's fine, but let's not start dumping like crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:48:58 2015 No.13678703 File: 88 KB, 894x604, homunculus..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678669 I think it was made on /tg/ when monster girl threads were still not baleet on sight there and weren't a thing on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:49:35 2015 No.13678705 >>13678529 Indeed. >>13678591 That would imply the drive or inspiration being there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:50:29 2015 No.13678708 >>13678703 hurr hurr kc new grill a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:52:07 2015 No.13678715 >>13678708 Why? Is it propane or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:54:17 2015 No.13678720 Selling five portly elven princesses 'liberated' from a strange cult. Their skin is untouched and and they are of fine stock for breeding, if a little haughty. Selling for 5k gold a piece

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:55:36 2015 No.13678726 >>13678669 >>13678703 it looks kinda cute I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:55:51 2015 No.13678728 >>13678720 >5k Are you fucking nuts? I can get new armor for that amount.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:55:53 2015 No.13678729 >>13678720 I'll take 2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:56:53 2015 No.13678731 File: 557 KB, 500x375, XByjGly.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678715 >Propane >Shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:57:06 2015 No.13678732 Elves are for turning into dragons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:57:21 2015 No.13678734 >>13678720 >portly What do you mean by that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:57:38 2015 No.13678736 >>13678732 Dragon's are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:58:53 2015 No.13678744 >>13678720 How portly are we talking here? If it's in the ballpark of >>13678582 , then I'll take one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:59:03 2015 No.13678745 >>13678731 Cartoon characters aren't a defense. The taste of charcoal is the only real man's way to grill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:01:52 2015 No.13678754 >>13678720 5k? I'm with Anon, that's ridiculous. You don't get to slap 'princess' on their fat asses just to jack up the price. If I'm paying that much I want a slender sorceress or a chubby loli. And I want to see the SlaveFax™.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:01:59 2015 No.13678755 >>13678745 You art a man of exquisite taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:02:53 2015 No.13678760 >>13678736 >'

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:06:15 2015 No.13678771 >>13678745 Of course you're talking about proper wood charcoal, right? Not that stuff that comes in a sack of nuggets? Because you want to get an actual flavor from your smoke, correct?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:06:30 2015 No.13678772 >>13678471 This guy needs to see that one video with the dude who can fire three shots within a second and effectively multishot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:06:50 2015 No.13678776 >>13678729 Here you go. 10k please >>13678734 >>13678744 Bit bigger than >>13678582 all around. The cult had them for a bit >>13678754 Here you go. 100% legitimate heirsesses to the jade leaf, ebonwood, and Glenfield thrones

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:07:04 2015 No.13678777 File: 169 KB, 796x820, 25910775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678734 I mean there is more to, well, use for whatever purposes you intend to use them for. It's like an elf and a half for the low price of one. A real bargain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:08:23 2015 No.13678781 >>13678776 Sweet. Time to give these two meatsacks a workout.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:08:40 2015 No.13678783 >>13678487 Really dude? You try having fun wallowing in a sea of blithering, asspained retards. It's the company you keep that makes anything fun. You can't enjoy something if you're having to exert energy to enjoy it despite things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:08:41 2015 No.13678784 >>13678777 What the fuck does that fatty think she's gonna do? Sweat at me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:09:21 2015 No.13678787 >>13678771 Wood chips are best. Easy light might as well be gas with the fumes you're getting off of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:09:55 2015 No.13678793 >>13678397 But is it airtight, anon?! A slime girl is about to find out!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:10:22 2015 No.13678795 >>13678772 Link me the video.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:10:34 2015 No.13678798
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>>13678776
That's quite a healthy elf. Perhaps a tad too healthy, but I'm sure that I can do some work on it if it's too much. Besides, those credentials are too good to pass up. I'll take one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:11:23 2015 No.13678802 >>13678784 Sweat on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:12:07 2015 No.13678806 >>13678795 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk Makin elves and cupids wet everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:12:55 2015 No.13678810 >>13678784 Well, she could fall on you. You might suffocate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:13:35 2015 No.13678812 >>13678802 Yeah I realized my mistake when I posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:13:51 2015 No.13678815 >>13678798 Here you go. She's got the ebon wood claim and has a mane of silky black hair and hips built for little half breeds. >>13678781 Very nice, I'll give you the goldvale twins. Blondes with some behinds. Enjoy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:14:04 2015 No.13678817 File: 1.61 MB, 1280x1920, 46151974_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How slutty is Bastet? I'm thinking like 8/10.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:15:13 2015 No.13678822 >>13678812 She's gonna rub that sweaty thickness up and down your body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:18:52 2015 No.13678834 File: 543 KB, 1229x1300, 1433701263887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678591 Can't write about it because mah taboo subjects that'll fanny fluster the thread and make people think i'm the third coming of Bob or some shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:20:23 2015 No.13678840 >>13678834 JUST DO IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:20:33 2015 No.13678842 >>13678806 I've actually seen Lars before. He's an amazing archer. He however does no fire multiple arrows with one draw. He fires so quickly with each draw that he doesn't need to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:20:51 2015 No.13678847 >>13678834 >taboo subjects Explain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:21:51 2015 No.13678853 >>13678834 Nah, something like that wouldn't net you nearly as much as futa or NTR or something. Hell, the most I see people saying about /ss/ or loli is that they lose interest. You probably don't actually care though, and just wanted to bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:22:17 2015 No.13678856 >>13678842 What, he didn't do it in the video? Well my bad then. Looking back I don't think I remember it happening, I just assumed he could.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:23:07 2015 No.13678863

>Break your arm
>Kikimora demands that you allow her to help you bathe, lest you aggravate your injury
>Just as you're starting to get used to it, it's time for the cast to come off
>That night you both stand in the bathroom, staring awkwardly between your arm and each other
>"I-I think I might still need help"
>"Y-yes, yes I believe you do"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:24:13 2015 No.13678867 File: 147 KB, 478x510, 1417583806690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You gonna get Wan'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:24:33 2015 No.13678870 >>13678834 As long as you don't give the girl a giant, throbbing, turgid futa cock to ream the shota with, I don't see that happening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:25:43 2015 No.13678873 >>13678856 He doesn't and no one does it. You need two anchor points on the arrow and with out it it just goes flying off in odd directions. I won't say it's not possible but it's KC levels of highly unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:26:01 2015 No.13678876 >>13678867 Bad dog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:27:05 2015 No.13678880 >>13678834 loli and ss are very run of the mill fetishes Not everybody likes them but only idiots will bother to shitpost about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:28:00 2015 No.13678885 >>13678867 So will she.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:28:03 2015 No.13678886 >>13678867 Bad dogs that can't stop humping get the spray bottle and spend the night outside.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:28:35 2015 No.13678890

>>13678299
>Eventually the Alp just drops off the face of the earth
>Later you find a member of your favorite monstergirl species has taken an interest in you
>She's perfect, she's everything you ever wanted, you can't resist taking her back home and fucking her brains out
>And so you do. The two of you have a wild sex romp all night, and she knows all the things you'd like monstergirls to do, which further inflames your desire for her
>The two of you cuddle at 5 am in the morning
>Eventually, she gets up, and suddenly jumps onto your bed
>Her polymorph fades away. It's that fucking Alp, stage 3 now, still covered in your combined love juices and bearing a shit eating grin that would humble a cheshire
>"Gotcha faggot, you just fucked a dude!"
>She runs out of your house laughing all the way
>Did that really just happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:28:49 2015 No.13678891 >>13678834 I was skeptical about writing more BDSM-type stuff, but nobody has complained.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:29:23 2015 No.13678894 >>13678867 And who is gonna make me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:29:39 2015 No.13678895 >>13678867 She gonna get Two'd I'm saying I'm going to fuck her in the pooper

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:30:15 2015 No.13678898 File: 453 KB, 599x732, 6c3782b6dd964b8ee639ab09a5263a5d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678867 Wan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:30:31 2015 No.13678899 >>13678834 What's taboo about /ss/ oppai loli? Yeah it's not everyone's taste, but what stuff are you thinking of? Are you the Anon who wanted to do Slime urethra sounding?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:31:38 2015 No.13678906 Two final elves for those who want them. Proven elven princesses ready for breeding

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:32:36 2015 No.13678907 >>13678906 I'll give you 200 gold for one, take it or leave it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:33:23 2015 No.13678909 >>13678906 I'm not going above 2 coppers and a pack of cigarettes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:34:07 2015 No.13678913 >>13678880 >>13678870 >>13678847 >>13678840 As if the author doesn't matter to you people as well

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:34:16 2015 No.13678915 >>13678899 I will say this: I love Slimes, my waifu in fact, but the Slime anal urethra ouroboros is the absolute worst thing to happen to Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:35:43 2015 No.13678920 File: 895 KB, 1025x715, 1434318058756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678867 Could a Hellhound cook a mighty fine steak?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:36:01 2015 No.13678921 >>13678913 Stop being an alp, Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:36:03 2015 No.13678922 >>13678899 >>13678915 I'd do some sounding, but not with a Slime. Most likely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:36:49 2015 No.13678925 >>13678913 Not right now, I asked for specifics. Depending on who he is, I might still call him a faggot, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:36:51 2015 No.13678926 >>13678913 Don't be a bitch nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:36:57 2015 No.13678927 >>13678834 http://i.imgur.com/dcXBaOI.png Write about it! I'll appreciate it even if the rest of the thread tells you to fuck off!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:37:37 2015 No.13678931 File: 44 KB, 338x414, 1434937057206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678913 >to you people Post and opinion disregarded Anyone who uses this phrase here is just a whiny bitch looking to whine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:38:14 2015 No.13678934 I want to be adopted into a family filled with monster girls and grow up to be a forgotten black sheep in the Order!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:38:20 2015 No.13678935 >>13678907 >>13678909 Nyet, I can always keep them for myself if need be

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:39:16 2015 No.13678936 >>13678935 Guess I'll get my own then, which will cost me nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:39:32 2015 No.13678937 >>13678920 Of course. Hellhounds, Dragons, and Minotaurs are the barbeque masters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:39:58 2015 No.13678941 I want to catch a mischievous Cheshire and fuck her in the ass!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:41:07 2015 No.13678946 >>13678935 Alright, I'll give you 200 gold and an Alp to sweeten the deal. "Alp" is a variation of the word "Elf" so I think they're roughly equal in value.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:41:10 2015 No.13678947 >>13678936 I take it you're not familiar with the concept of opportunity costs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:42:33 2015 No.13678950 >>13678931 Robert Downey Jr pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:42:49 2015 No.13678951 >>13678947 Considering I get to keep all the stuff I...find on my way, I'll stay black in the books.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:42:54 2015 No.13678953 >>13678934 But what if you are eventually captured by the demons and that one adopted sister who always secretly harbored feelings for you comes to you in disguise to rescue you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:42:57 2015 No.13678954 >>13678941 >catch a mischievous Cheshire You didn't think this trough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:43:36 2015 No.13678957 File: 974 KB, 1000x933, 9822..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The government has selected you as the "volunteer" to spend a year in an underwater colony of Setouchi-girls to "research" them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:44:05 2015 No.13678958 >>13678946 What kind of "alp" you dealing out then? These elves didn't come cheepky

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:44:07 2015 No.13678959 >>13678954 I'll get a box and some string.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:44:58 2015 No.13678960 >>13678954 >ass fucking >trough heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:45:27 2015 No.13678962 >>13678957 well that's that.gif

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:45:54 2015 No.13678963
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>>13678941
HI, WIZARD MAYS HERE WITH THE ANTI-TELEPORT CUFFS™!

GOT ANY CHEECKY FAGGOT CATS BOTHERING YOU? LOOK NO FURTHER!

FOR ONLY 19,99 THE ANTI-TELEPORT CUFFS™ CAN BE YOURS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:46:26 2015 No.13678967 >>13678959 And what do you use as bait in your trap? Or are you going to appeal to her curiosity with the good old dick in a box?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:46:27 2015 No.13678968 >>13678906 1K gold for both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:46:35 2015 No.13678969 >>13678957 At least Red and Green are sorta cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:46:46 2015 No.13678972 >>13678957 Absolutely not If I have to I'll kill myself and hook up with a wisp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:47:10 2015 No.13678974 File: 618 KB, 620x719, 1402706038216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678959 You think it's you who caught her, but as her paws wrap around you while you're balls deep in her ass, who has caught whom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:47:17 2015 No.13678976 >>13678957 The government can suck my cold, dead nuts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:47:21 2015 No.13678977 >>13678957 >Setouchi ruining an Elder Thing Get the flying fuck out with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:47:59 2015 No.13678978 >>13678963 So, I read that as Chuffs and immediately thought of a Jinko you bought with reflexes fast enough to swat away Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:49:00 2015 No.13678979 >>13678978 I think that would be worth more than 20 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:49:21 2015 No.13678981 >>13678953 Nope, more like I die by my adopted little sisters hands while she leads an attack on the village I'm posted in!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:49:26 2015 No.13678982 File: 47 KB, 564x488, wanwan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13678894 She will, of course

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:49:41 2015 No.13678984 >>13678974 Obviously the one who can still stand at the end of the reaming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:50:26 2015 No.13678986 >>13678969 I like Red, but I think clamgirl is cuter than green. She looks earnest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:50:44 2015 No.13678987 >>13678974 Then you've caught each other! Also, one of you has caught fantasy Gonorrhea. But which?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:50:57 2015 No.13678988 >>13678982 Get out of here doge, you smell and my power level is way too high. Literally wasting time for the both of us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:50:58 2015 No.13678989 >>13678974 She's the faggotcat version of Reed Richards? A Cheshire with elasticity powers and the ability to teleport would be pretty terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:51:02 2015 No.13678991 >>13678974 Trick question! It's still her that's caught and just using her teleporting arms to trick me into letting go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:52:16 2015 No.13678995 >>13678979 Please, swatting away Cheshires is just how she gets out of Russia. You're only paying for shipping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:52:40 2015 No.13678996 >>13678963 >anti-teleport cuffs >for 20 bucks What's the catch? Do they run out and have to be recharged?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:53:44 2015 No.13678998 >>13678995 >wanting to leave mother Russia Nyet!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:55:54 2015 No.13679000 >>13678996 Duh, you don't get magical things that don't need to be recharged that cheap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:56:04 2015 No.13679002 >>13678996 You still have to put them on the cat yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:57:17 2015 No.13679006 >>13679002 That's the easy part, cats are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:59:14 2015 No.13679011 >>13678867 My Lich waifu will have something to say about that. Probably telling her to go for it, because she knows I like canine MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:00:37 2015 No.13679014 Which monster girls would be posted at border crossings?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:01:03 2015 No.13679017 >>13679006 You can probably put a strip of bacon or foil on her face and leave her paralyzed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:01:58 2015 No.13679019 >>13679014 Cyclopses, Gazers, they need to have a good eye on those documents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:02:09 2015 No.13679020 >>13679014 Gazer >No evil shall escape my sight!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:03:05 2015 No.13679022 File: 152 KB, 322x570, 1390788299392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679017 I don't think that'd work on a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:03:33 2015 No.13679023 >>13679014 Chupacabra

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:03:45 2015 No.13679025 >>13679014 Armadillo girls, Gazers, Onis, and Holts wearing beerstained wife-beaters.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:05:34 2015 No.13679029

>>13679014
>>13679019
>>13679020

Don't forget Shirohebi with Shirihebi being an acceptable substitute just inside the border. Any men who do manage to sneak through will never manage to escape. They'll always have someone on their tail. Right behind them. They'll always get to the bottom of the case. Butts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:06:15 2015 No.13679030 I want to have adventures with the tamed smug squad!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:06:33 2015 No.13679032 >>13679025 Is there a program for meeting Holsts wearing beerstained wife-beaters? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:07:52 2015 No.13679033 >>13679032 >Is there a program for meeting Holsts wearing beerstained wife-beaters? Texas has several. They call them "trailer parks."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:07:53 2015 No.13679034 >>13679030 I want the meme squad to exist as their own separate entities so unfunny shitters like you don't shitpost with them constantly!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:08:15 2015 No.13679037 >>13679032 >Not milkstained.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:08:34 2015 No.13679041 >>13679022 I've been seeing a lot of faggot cat reaction images on other boards lately

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:08:49 2015 No.13679042 >>13679032 You can find them at monster truck shows, trailer parks, or strip clubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:09:01 2015 No.13679044 >>13679034 Too bad, I'll keep posting them because of how good they are!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:09:27 2015 No.13679046 >>13679033 Well. I guess I'm moving to Texas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:09:38 2015 No.13679047 >>13679029 Wouldn't that be the job of the canine girls who also know what stuff they'd be smuggling?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:10:05 2015 No.13679051 >>13679030 How do they have adventures when they're tamed? >In this week's episode, The Smug Squad sits on the couch watching late night talk shows while eating caramel popcorn as Anon snuggles in between them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:11:24 2015 No.13679055 File: 569 KB, 1200x1712, faceless scyllas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so what happens if a bunch of faceless women collide with a bunch of faceless men?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:11:31 2015 No.13679056 >>13679030 You mean the smug squad.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:12:06 2015 No.13679057

>>13679011
>Lich waifu experimenting with portals to the Realm of the Dead
>It results in a portal to Hell appearing in your home
>A hellhound emerges from it, and promptly claims your couch as her territory
>Lich waifu tolerates her, if only because having a gate guardian of Hell on hand makes studying the afterlife without interuption much easier
>Hellhound frequently gets you to pamper her while she lazes about eating your beef jerky
>Things like headpats, belly rubs, tail brushing, and combing ash out of her fur
>When your waifu isn't around she gets frisky and commands you to start rubbing those special places
>If your lich catches this happening, she just gives you a cold glance, and casts ice magic against the hellhound to freak her out
>Then she gets you to pamper and pleasure her while the hellhound slowly thaws out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:12:42 2015 No.13679061 >>13679041 Like where? I'm glad to see Cheshire love spreading. >>13679051 Do they all get pudgy from sitting around and eating snacks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:12:52 2015 No.13679062 >>13679055 Faceless sexual anarchy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:13:01 2015 No.13679063 >>13679055 Don't cross the streams like that, that would be bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:13:02 2015 No.13679064 >>13679051 Maybe they go raid a Dragon's hoard so they can buy Anon a nice gift?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:13:05 2015 No.13679065 >>13679047 >Jack off on everything. >The scent puts them into heat and gets them all distracted >You can use semen stains the same way thieves use raw steaks to silence/distract guard dogs. I'd still say go with Shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:13:32 2015 No.13679066 >>13679030 I want to ambush the Alp squad! It just consist of an Alp of each stage with the last one being an ara ara CC Alp and they do nothing but girly things. Now that i think about it it's not worth my time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:15:19 2015 No.13679070 >>13679062 >>13679063 wait, actually, wouldn't it just be a back and forth case of disable versus disable? With lots of drugs thrown around as they try to one up the other like some sort of spy vs. spy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:15:23 2015 No.13679071 >>13679055 I need source like a cancer patient needs chemo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:15:38 2015 No.13679073 >>13679066 I'd let the last one help me turn the other two into Stage 3's as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:15:39 2015 No.13679074 >>13679055 Being faceless makes you immune to rape, so they would just ignore each other before finding new targets.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:16:11 2015 No.13679078 >>13679061 I suppose they would if you don't encourage them to get out and do monstery stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:16:31 2015 No.13679081 >>13679071 You don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:16:39 2015 No.13679082 >>13679070 It would be the apocalypse! The sexual union would create an entire faceless race! They would be breeding our replacements and there would be nothing we can do to stop them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:17:16 2015 No.13679083 >>13679075 Mimic-chan a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:17:17 2015 No.13679084 >>13679071 Are you sure you want shota mindbreak?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:17:38 2015 No.13679087 File: 371 KB, 565x600, UKdJnFtrCj9G.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679078 >monstery stuff like what? they can be smug online

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:18:00 2015 No.13679089 >>13679071 Don't get too excited, it's pretty bad. If you're determined just search the artist on panda

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:18:06 2015 No.13679090 >>13679071 http://exhentai.org/g/790144/da67b38ff1/ Fetch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:18:36 2015 No.13679094 >>13679070 Actually i think they would hate each other on the spot, i mean, i think it's like when two predators encounter each other in the wilds, they will just fight each other to death to assert dominance over the local area.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:18:37 2015 No.13679095 I want to give a skeleton girl a trumpet and make her doot doot a tune for other skeletons to dance to!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:19:24 2015 No.13679096 >>13679084 Yes. >>13679082 So that one alternate reality from the episode of Futurama with the whole boxes thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:19:56 2015 No.13679098 >>13679090 >Them tags though >male:rape, drugs, mindbreak, urethra insertion, syringe then >condom WELL, AT LEAST THEY PRACTICED SAFE GANGRAPE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:20:20 2015 No.13679099 I want to stop on a Cheshire's tail!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:21:45 2015 No.13679101 >>13679055 Mizuryuu Kei levels of orgy.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:21:53 2015 No.13679102
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What if monster girls were wild and preyed upon each other? Like predator monster girls would eat deer girls or rabbit girls? And the bigger monster girls in the sea would feast on the smaller ones? Just in general there wouldn't be much civilization outside of smarter MG's like lizardmen or elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:22:12 2015 No.13679105 >>13679098 >condom Ah yes, the most disgusting tag of all

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:22:52 2015 No.13679108 File: 347 KB, 300x173, 139354267541.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679098 Oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:22:53 2015 No.13679109 File: 32 KB, 400x400, 1434939773465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679087 >>13679075 >>13679098 need a .less picture with a smug girl wearing this shirt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:23:43 2015 No.13679110 >>13679102 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:23:43 2015 No.13679111 >>13679102 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:24:04 2015 No.13679112 >>13679098 Practice makes perfect!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:24:14 2015 No.13679114 >>13679055 >You will never be held down and gangraped by curvy, faceless old Monsterwomen. Suffering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:24:57 2015 No.13679117 >>13679102 There would be a lot of mate snatching and similar parasitic behaviors. Not good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:25:09 2015 No.13679118 >>13679102 >Be a househusband to a Amazon >She brings home a live deer girl and tells you to get to work >The deer girl looks at you with tears in her eyes and asks you to spare her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:25:43 2015 No.13679119 >>13679057 But Anon, what if I don't want to cheat on my waifu? Can I reload a save to get the harem end?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:26:39 2015 No.13679125 >>13679114 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:27:12 2015 No.13679126 >>13679102 >>13679118 Stop now that we can.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:27:38 2015 No.13679129

I want to be the ultimate Hunter, preying on rabbit girls and jump on them and raping them on the spot.

Then i would hold them over my shoulder like a bag of shit and take them to my house to properly take out of them my daily ration of cuddles and hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:28:02 2015 No.13679130 >>13679119 >not wanting to cheat on your wife. Why? She's probably going to do the same to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:29:27 2015 No.13679134 >>13679129 >Be a solider in an army >When they give your ration you actually get two of them >Your typical food ration >And a MG to cuddle and cheer you on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:30:31 2015 No.13679136 File: 49 KB, 524x800, 1434940231145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are Wonderland Kikis like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:31:11 2015 No.13679137 >>13679074 How would MGs feel about faceless men?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:31:33 2015 No.13679141

>>13679119
Using the enchanted hourglass your lich waifu thinks you don't know about, you turn back time and reconsider your dialogue options so that the hellhound and the lich are both horny and staring at you. One's eyes are glazed purple, cold and hard. The other's are red and fiery, leaking hellflame and lust in equal measures.
They catch you from either side and have their way with you, sometimes working together for release, and other times your lich using magic to bind the hellhound until she breaks free and rejoins the threeway fray.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:31:44 2015 No.13679142 >>13679136 Mary popins tier Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:31:44 2015 No.13679143 >>13678921 He's not your Alp, Matango.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:32:00 2015 No.13679144
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I want to meet a Manticore through a dating site, have awkward conversations through IM with her before meeting up, then actually meet somewhere for lunch. It turns out she's as socially uncomfortable as I am, then makes everything worse when she tries to use her tail in a ventriloquism act, leaving a long, pregnant silence that takes an hour to recover from fully.
But ultimately most of it fades as we discover we share interests, then end the night with a weird hug and plans to meet the following the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:32:14 2015 No.13679145 >>13679130 Then why am I married to her? Shouldn't we be friends with benefits or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:32:29 2015 No.13679146 Do you think monster girls would console a man who was raped just to masturbate to the story of how he was sexually abused?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:33:11 2015 No.13679150 >>13679137 Faceless men are the antithesis of loving rape and commitment to your lover. They would be hunted down and stopped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:33:45 2015 No.13679153 >>13679144 That's fucking kawaii, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:34:08 2015 No.13679156 >>13679144 >Her tail in a ventriloquism act That would actually be pretty cool to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:34:23 2015 No.13679157 >>13679150 But what if there were nice faceless guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:34:53 2015 No.13679160 >>13679145 Don't engage the faggot. >>13679146 And wish that it were them instead? Probably. I mean she'd be disgusted with herself after, but yeah. Likely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:35:06 2015 No.13679163 >>13679137 Terrified, those things aren't human, they're a natural disaster that descends upon them like a swarm of locusts and leave mindbroken girls and semen in their wake

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:35:21 2015 No.13679164 >>13679157 Then they would be upgraded to MC status, and gain a face and a personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:35:36 2015 No.13679166 >>13679146 They masturbate self inserting in the story as the rapist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:36:10 2015 No.13679170 >>13679164 >gain a face Wouldn't that hurt like fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:36:36 2015 No.13679171 >>13679137 Monstergirls purged them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:36:46 2015 No.13679172 >>13679170 It's the magic of love. So no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:37:13 2015 No.13679174 What's a good name for an echidna babysitter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:37:29 2015 No.13679176 For how long have we been on page 7 now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:37:38 2015 No.13679177 >>13679170 Doesn't bother the nopperabo any

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:37:40 2015 No.13679178 >>13679174 Knuckles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:37:42 2015 No.13679179 I want to be a faceless man wandering the MG world as a cheap self-insert for the autists in this thread!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:39:53 2015 No.13679188 >>13678817 Hasn't there been talks about how brothels in Ancient Egypt were said to be the domain of Bastet? Or that she was their patron Goddess or somethin' or other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:40:03 2015 No.13679189 >>13679179 Jokes on you faggot, I can self-insert into bishies and shotas! I can even self-insert as Link!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:40:05 2015 No.13679190 >>13679178 Would she chuckle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:40:38 2015 No.13679191 >>13679174 Candice

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:40:42 2015 No.13679193
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>tfw no native word for beast, animal or creature (all latin or french derived)
>obsolete native examples were the words wight and wilder
>the latter is so obscure that not even wiktionary will pick it up
>Wight was one of the go to words for animal or thing
>UnWight was actually a standard word for monster or evil spirit
>However the word, wight, was also used to describe monsters to make them seem ominous or beastlike
>a modern day example of this would be the The Thing from the movie of the same name
>this was used often enough that Tolkien did the same in his works
>which probably got picked up by Gary Gygax or someone like that who thought it meant evil spirit

>you will never confuse the hell out of a Wight by calling animals wights and calling her an unwight

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:40:54 2015 No.13679195 >>13679190 She'd rather flex her muscles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:41:22 2015 No.13679196 >>13679189 Why would anyone self-insert as a shota? do they have a deathwish or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:41:44 2015 No.13679197 Would the D.E.N.N.I.S. System work on a monstergirl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:41:54 2015 No.13679198 >Your Kikimora maid is wearing an especially short skirt today >She bends over in front of you, very conspicuously >You can't help but look >She has a butt plug in her Don't give in, Anon. She wants you to fuck her, make her work for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:42:00 2015 No.13679199 >>13679176 A few hours at least >>13679179 >>13679189 I self-insert as the joke character who's actually a secret bad-ass

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:42:05 2015 No.13679200

>>13679163
>>13679171
>>13679172
>You'll never become a faceless man
>You'll never have to go outside wearing shades/hoodies so nobody will find out and try to purge you
>You'll never be a normal guy to everyone despite having no face, but always worried that someone might discover the truth whenever you're around people
>You'll never fall into deppression because you know everyone around you, including people who are fond of you, would turn their backs or even attack you if they saw your face entirely

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:42:27 2015 No.13679201 >>13679179 It wouldn't work for me because I want to get alped by a monstergirl and I'm sure you don't!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:42:36 2015 No.13679202 >>13679197 >Not putting kitten mittens on your Cheshire to keep her from stomping around

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:42:41 2015 No.13679203 >>13679146 >Monstergirl therapist schlicking under her desk as a human boy starts to cry as he confesses how he was brutally raped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:43:22 2015 No.13679205 >>13679193 >She shared your ancestry. >She gets the irony Enjoy your based waifu.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:43:32 2015 No.13679206
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>>13679142
That could be one of the most fun waifus ever.
>Less of a maid and more of a housekeeper witch.
>Doesn't take orders like a normal Kiki, but still tries to improve your life through mischief.
>Can use her wings to fly.
>Owns an enchanted umbrella.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:44:02 2015 No.13679207 >>13679198 All she is going to get from me is a buttslap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:46:00 2015 No.13679211 >>13679144 Who drew that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:46:11 2015 No.13679213 >>13679134 Sir, morale is at an all time high, but productivity is at an all time low! What do? >>13679198 Why am I fighting this again? I mean, you'd think she'd at least have a cat tail on that buttplug, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:46:41 2015 No.13679215 >>13679202 >Putting them on her so she walks around awkwardly and falls over a bunch. Not so smug now, is she?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:47:52 2015 No.13679217
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>>13679200
>You will never see the rise of the monstergirl fascism
>You will never see how faceless men are blamed for everything
>You will never happily join other men and monstergirls in the fight to clean the world from them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:48:11 2015 No.13679218 >>13679201 don't alp into something as boring as a succubus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:48:33 2015 No.13679219 >>13679118 do you rape her before you kill her?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:50:30 2015 No.13679223

>>13679203
so then she pushed me down
>uh-huh
and she was just so rough t-t-that...
>yeah, I bet she was rough
she held me down, and called me names
>oh yeah, what did she call you?
what?
>what did she call you?
t-t-things like slut and bitch and cumpump
>umph
what are you doing over there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:50:37 2015 No.13679224 >>13679217 Good, that would be boring as sh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:52:30 2015 No.13679231 >>13679197 Pretty sure KC has more or less stated outright that the DENNIS would crush a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:52:52 2015 No.13679232 >>13679197 Everything except for the last step.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:53:48 2015 No.13679234 Do faceless men start that way or is there something that causes them to become faceless?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:55:01 2015 No.13679235 >>13679206 She can probably sing the whole house to clean itself, uses wonderland magic to teach you valuable lessons and then starts floating into the horizon when her people needs her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:56:20 2015 No.13679237 >>13679224 IT'S THE GIRTABLILUS AGAIN GET DO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:56:42 2015 No.13679239 >>13679217 I would do my duty as a male and support my government, and give my wife plenty of children to repopulate the country when she comes home!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:57:56 2015 No.13679244 >>13679237 Do we even have art of Girta snipers? Girtas have fuck-all in terms of art anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:59:11 2015 No.13679249 >>13679239 I want to be a double double agent that pretends to be in the wrong place at the right time.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:59:36 2015 No.13679254

>>13679205
Lich also has a similar story. It used to just mean a corpse or dead body. Sometimes it mean something more like a basic zombie more rarely.

Remnants of this archaic word can be found with Lychgate or Lichgate. The former spelling is used more often these days most likely to distance itself from fantasy liches and LARPers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:00:05 2015 No.13679256 Would a dog whistle work on a Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:00:35 2015 No.13679258 File: 180 KB, 850x1360, 1414958056678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679224 >Not wanting to be part of a special squad raiding houses by surprise and capturing all the faceless men just to send them to "labor camps"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:01:19 2015 No.13679260 >>13679258 Yeah, not my cup of tea. Too much effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:01:21 2015 No.13679261 >>13679256 Hellhounds aren't actual dogs so probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:02:31 2015 No.13679265 >>13679261 But they're PART dog, so maybe it would work a little bit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:02:49 2015 No.13679266 >>13679256 Well, it's just a sound that they can hear. This applies to all wanwan, since they're sapient they might react to it differently. Like telling you to stop blowing on that damn whistle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:04:29 2015 No.13679275 >>13679265 It'd probably intensify the imminent snu-snu session and the cuddles that follow afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:04:49 2015 No.13679276 >>13679266 So you're saying it wouldn't hurt them? Damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:05:51 2015 No.13679277 >>13679217 >Nazi's are the good guys. /pol/ plz go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:07:08 2015 No.13679281 >>13679277 Faceless man detected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:07:25 2015 No.13679283 I want an Alp to teach a Wurm how to do the fusion dance!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:07:32 2015 No.13679284 >>13679276 It was made as a training device for dogs. Why would it hurt them? >>13679277 They never said that. Telling /pol/ to go is cancerous 60% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:10:42 2015 No.13679291 I want a dense Wurm to say lewd things only for her to blush heavily and apologize when she's told what it really means.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:11:36 2015 No.13679294 >>13679291 Wurms a shit. Legless monsters pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:13:46 2015 No.13679296 File: 265 KB, 850x935, 9abc6a2205bebb15a9f93e860558c053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679294 'Scuse me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:13:58 2015 No.13679297 >>13679294 I want to talk a nice Dwarf into building mechanical legs for a Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:14:08 2015 No.13679298 >>13679294 Now that's harsh

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:14:16 2015 No.13679299 >>13679294 >not liking wurms >not liking lamias

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:14:21 2015 No.13679300 >>13679296 Grapesnake a shit too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:14:52 2015 No.13679301 >>13679294 To the lamia pit with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:15:14 2015 No.13679302 >>13679296 Does she have vagina eyes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:15:17 2015 No.13679303 File: 90 KB, 211x217, 1398052394626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679300 Excuse me!?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:15:57 2015 No.13679304

>>13679291
>spoiler

I think she'd just get horny and rape you. See, that's why all these wurms aren't being rape machines. It's because they have a shield of denseness. Once you break past that you tap right into their lust. Which is a recipe for property damage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:15:59 2015 No.13679305 >>13679303 A. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:16:38 2015 No.13679311 >>13679296 I want to fuck her necklaces pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:17:08 2015 No.13679312 >>13679296 >you will never tempt the world into summoning a CC aunt grapesnake to grape you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:17:35 2015 No.13679314 File: 97 KB, 798x1000, 1397382504011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679305 O-Okay. Y-You too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:18:16 2015 No.13679319 >>13679305 Pharaoh please go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:18:32 2015 No.13679320 >>13679314 Not as shit as a Grapesnake. Fucking no leg loser, Ryu a shit too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:20:08 2015 No.13679323 >>13679320 Bad meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:20:19 2015 No.13679325 >>13679320 >Ryu a shit too Oi. OI!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:20:20 2015 No.13679326 >>13679320 Ryu is not a shit, shirohebi IS the shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:20:45 2015 No.13679329 File: 169 KB, 902x563, 37234838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much weight can your waifu lift?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:21:13 2015 No.13679331 >>13679325 >>13679326 A shit! All legless monster girls a shit! Shiiiiit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:22:21 2015 No.13679334 File: 972 KB, 1440x1254, 1434190622215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would monster girl 4chan like? what boards would be different?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:22:29 2015 No.13679335 >>13679329 She's a nerd and she doesn't even have any hands, so not much at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:23:13 2015 No.13679336 >>13679331 You and I are enemies now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:23:13 2015 No.13679337 >>13679217 more Rushka when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:24:20 2015 No.13679339 >>13679334 Shotacon would be the big thing instead of lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:25:49 2015 No.13679340 >>13679334 Look at all that early 2000's hardware holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:26:06 2015 No.13679341 >>13679339 >Not wanting to dominate a man several times larger than you What are you, a lesbian?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:26:07 2015 No.13679342 >>13679334 >That screen >Those speakers >Are those fucking CD-Rs in the back? Fucking cosplay-tier shit needs to get with the times.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:26:09 2015 No.13679343

>>13679334
Is it monstergirls only or humans and monstergirls intermingling.

If it's the latter prepare for 100x more husbandofags, fujoshit, lewdposts, /soc/posting, ERPing, and "post dick :)" posts

Great for getting laid and ERPing, but they would be disruptive everywhere else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:26:12 2015 No.13679344 >>13679334 Them tiles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:26:23 2015 No.13679345 >>13679331 Are you trying to get raped by an angry legless monstergirl? Is that your endgame?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:26:59 2015 No.13679346 >>13679334 >Human ears

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:27:50 2015 No.13679348 >>13679345 No. I just want to talk shit about the worst monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:27:56 2015 No.13679349 >>13679340 >>13679342 Hey, don't make fun of early 2000 tech. That's a thing of beauty Hell, if it wasn't for that you kids wouldn't have your newfangled flatscreens and your 1080p

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:29:27 2015 No.13679354 >>13679349 No, her CRT is shit. A top-end CRT is still better than any LCD panel made today. 1920x1080 is also a fucking shit resolution.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:30:05 2015 No.13679355 >>13679334 >>13679339 I bet there would be a board for shotas and they would discuss if they are for raising and cuddle or for raping

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:30:40 2015 No.13679357 >>13679354 >1920x1080 is also a fucking shit resolution. I was making a joke about the people who praise 1080/60 as the second coming

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:32:00 2015 No.13679359 >>13679355 The rift might warrant the creation of a sfw and nsfw board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:33:24 2015 No.13679365 >>13679359 >/wss/ >/ss/ I can see it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:33:34 2015 No.13679367 >>13679357 It's shit. Everything is shit. It's all shit!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:34:25 2015 No.13679369

>>13679334
There would be your bitter virgins that hate men for not fucking them, men posting to get attention from desperate monstergirls, /v/ would be complaining about who male devs are ruining the industry, pol would be about how the superior monster types should crush the inferior races and rule over them, the porn boards as ell as /hm/ and /cm/ would be almost the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:34:46 2015 No.13679371 >>13679367 I'm angry lets yell at things!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:36:50 2015 No.13679375 >>13679369 >the porn boards as ell as /hm/ and /cm/ would be almost the same. You lost me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:36:51 2015 No.13679376 >>13679369 >There would be your bitter virgins that hate men for not fucking them Would they all be Unicorns and you know whats? If rape is an option you think they would just take it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:38:25 2015 No.13679381 >>13679375 I guess the porn boards would have more monstergirls, but how would the /cm/ and /hm/ board change?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:39:38 2015 No.13679385 >>13679381 /cm/ would probably be the exact same. Same with /hm. Except with, you know, more drool What I want to know is how /x/ would be like

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:39:39 2015 No.13679386 File: 199 KB, 1200x945, 9617..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Having Succubutts pressed into you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:40:07 2015 No.13679389 >>13679381 >/hm/ - Bara Oniichans >/cm/ - Cute Boyas

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:41:00 2015 No.13679391 >>13679385 Less spooky, more Lovecraft?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:41:48 2015 No.13679393 >>13679385 A bunch of undead and magic users discussing spooky and scary things along with "Hey /x/ I'm haunting this cute boy, what should I do with him?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:42:17 2015 No.13679395 >>13679385 Probably less spooky ghosts and more spooky aliens and horrors beneath the waves. More conspiracy theories and the inner workings of the welkin are also possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:42:48 2015 No.13679396 >>13679391 >MG /x/ >Instead of the spooks, it's some Bloodborne shit talking about the cosmos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:42:52 2015 No.13679397 >>13679334 >/y/ - Stage 1 Alps >/u/ - Let's all find a Stage 2 Alp and break them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:43:32 2015 No.13679399 >>13679386 >Zinger I fucking hate his artwork.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:44:32 2015 No.13679401 >>13679397 >/zp/ - Zipangu Culture

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:44:44 2015 No.13679402 >>13679284 It actually can cause pain and is used in behavioral correction

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:47:08 2015 No.13679404 >>13679397 /y/ would mainly be monstergirls, in fact a lot of women frequent /y/ here. Since it's yaoi and yaoi is apparently more appealing to women than it is to actual gays who like things like bara.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:48:05 2015 No.13679406 >>13679404 Anon, you can't honestly be saying that you thought men frequent /y/ I mean, honestly. My little Anonymous cannot be this baka

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:48:43 2015 No.13679408 >>13679401 >/ck/ - What can I do to make my husband's cum taste better?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:50:05 2015 No.13679413 >>13679406 I was reading that as turning them into Stage 1s.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:51:32 2015 No.13679416

>>13679408
Oh god, /ck/ would be in worse condition than it is now
Constant threads about how to impliment themselves into their husbands foods
Constant threads about cum taste changes
Threads about how to make diets that create the perfect potency of cum.
Threads upon threads upon threads about how BLOOD DOES NOT THE TASTY MEAL MAKE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:51:44 2015 No.13679417 File: 60 KB, 704x478, 1398882203345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what does one do when you kinda, sorta, maybe, accidentally drop a glass saltshaker on the ground at a store?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:52:17 2015 No.13679420 >>13679413 I meant "board containing images of stage 1 alps" Now that I've explained the joke there is no joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:53:14 2015 No.13679426 >>13679416 /b/ is just all smug all day /x/ is for discussing spooky paladins and holymen

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:53:42 2015 No.13679428 >>13679416 Also they still shitpost if the ingredients used are bacon, avocados, nutella, or sriracha

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:53:44 2015 No.13679429 >>13679408 > /h/ - Hentai/Alternative > /hc/ - Sabbath/Fallen God > /d/ - Handholding/Consent

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:55:49 2015 No.13679433

>>13679417
Here's what you do:

Fist thing's first. Check if there's anyone around. If no one saw you do this, then move to step two. If someone did see you, well then you are already dead
Step two: Distance yourself from the accident. Create enough distance from ground zero that no one can point fingers at you
Step three: Continue on with your day as if nothing happened. Because nothing did happen. You didn't spill that shaker, that was someone else. And you have other things to do, like buy groceries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:57:11 2015 No.13679435 >>13679417 inform the staff that their is broken glass in a aisle. It's an accident and you don't have to say that you caused it, just tell someone so they can clean it up before someone gets hurt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:57:16 2015 No.13679436 >>13679429 >/b/- Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:57:39 2015 No.13679437 >>13679429 What kind of alternative hentai can you have with monsters? Their very existence is a fetish, not to mention the way that half of them go about their business. Would alternative be like loving sex or boring missionary for procreation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:57:42 2015 No.13679438 >>13679417 Is this a part of some superstition I'm unaware of?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:57:52 2015 No.13679439

>>13679334
Let's make a bizarro 4chan in an MG world.

>/a/: Anime. Seasonal fads of cute shotas doing cute things.
>/m/: Mecha. Involves more mecha with giant cod pieces. Because MGs will be MGs.
>/n/: Transport. Mostly centaurs bitching about public transport.
>/vp/: Pokemon was never invented in this universe. Instead a vaguely similar series called Pokeman exists, involving the collecton of reverse harems of elemental-themed men and boys.
>/e/: Ecchi. Now the underage board for MGs that below 10
>/h/: Hentai. 4chan's front page.
>/d/: Hentai/Alternative. The new /h/. For serious porn discussion.
>/tv/: TV. Like /d/ but for video porn discussion only.
>/lit/: Literature. Same as above but only for romance novels.
>/out/: Outdoors. Remained true to its human world roots for a while, but eventually became a board dedicated to discussing the hunting of human males in wilderness environments.
>/trv/: Travel. More dedicated to discussion on which countries or regions make the best for hunting humans.
>/toy/: Vibrators. Since MGs hit puberty as early as ten, there's a lot less toys in existence to discuss, so this board became about vibrators instead. Dildodykes need not apply.
>/biz/: Business and Finance. Tanuki board.
>/mlp/: Dedicated board for human cosplayers.
>/x/: Paranormal. Undead MG containment board for all the Zombie spam. "WAAAAAAANNTT BOOOOOOYYY"
>/y/: Yaoi. Alps. C'mon, what were you expecting?
>/u/: Yuri. Mostly creepy Bicorns harem managers and Mother-Father-Daughteru couples swapping advice on how to spice up things in the bedroom
>/soc/: Cams and Meetups. HumanBoy slut board.
>/diy/: Do It Yourself. Mostly masturbation techniques discussed here. Only for purists who are rivals with /toy/
>/ck/: Cooking. Unofficial chemist board. Mostly discussion on various aphrodesiacs, and occasionally actual cooking discussion on how to best hide the taste so the target won't notice the drugs.
>/fa/: Fashion. Took the place of /clp/ (Cosplay)

Damn char limit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:58:00 2015 No.13679440 >>13679408 >>13679429 >/hb/ - Hollowed Boys

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:58:05 2015 No.13679441 >>13679436 >/x/ - Order/Wizards

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:58:08 2015 No.13679442 >/fit/ >Chat with JinkosOnis who know how to get fit and stay fit >And Lamias who can help girl learn tricks to reduce waist fat >And Orcs, Oomukades, and other girls who want to get fit to get guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:59:56 2015 No.13679448 >>13679437 Furries

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:00:10 2015 No.13679449 >>13679441 >/o/- Golems and dwarves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:00:56 2015 No.13679452 >>13679442 >/ss/ is the most popular routine there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:01:32 2015 No.13679455 >>13679437 >>13679448 Yeah, furries and beast and hand holding >>13679449 >/r9k/ Will o' Bot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:02:05 2015 No.13679457 >>13679436 >>13679429 >/gif/ - Adult Gifs >/hc/ - Now with more aphrodisiacs and Manticore spines!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:02:39 2015 No.13679460 >>13679439 /out/ sounds an occasional MG /k/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:03:49 2015 No.13679465 >/tg/- Dungeon building >Frequently visited by echidnas and lilims

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:03:53 2015 No.13679466 >Get into an intimate relationship with a MG >Have sex for the first time >She leaves when she thinks you're asleep. >You follow her out of curiosity >She's shitposting about the sex on MG 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:05:36 2015 No.13679471 >>13679466 >She's posting pics of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:05:58 2015 No.13679472 >/soc/ - Stalker

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:07:15 2015 No.13679475 >/v/ - bitching about paladins in video gaming

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:07:22 2015 No.13679476
File: 312 KB, 1440x1300, Fallout Monstergirls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>No cute ghost girl to possess a suit of stealth armor and give you medicine when you need it.
I've been playing a lot of Old World Blues and now I'm kinda tempted to make some more of those dumb Fallout Monstergirls I made about a year ago. Should I, or should I wait until the Bizarro 4chan stuff dies down? Because I'm always up for some monstergirl 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:07:24 2015 No.13679478 >>13679472 Maybe. I think /soc/ would be a lot like this /soc/, but meet ups are a lot more successful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:07:53 2015 No.13679480 >>13679471 >One popular picture is one she took of you peacefully sleeping >She's been shitposting about you for awhile now. >So now other MGs who browse the thread try and take you away for themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:08:15 2015 No.13679485 >>13679465 Why is this so amusing. I can just imagine them comparing builds like /g/ If that's what even happens on /g/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:08:44 2015 No.13679486 >>13679476 Work at your leisure.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:08:59 2015 No.13679487

>>13679439
(Cont)
>/pol/: Politics. Mostly bitter, sexually frustrated MGs bitching about human women raping their men and ruining the country. High number of Amazons here.
>/p/: Photography. A blend of stalker techniques, long-range and spy camera photography discussion.
>/tg/: Traditional Games. Mostly a hangout for cyclopses and oomukade to discuss HRPGs.
>/s4s/: shit4chansays. Bonnet tippers and Lizaard girl board for bitching about Amazon values.
>/sci/: Science and Math. This is where you go when you have questions about whether That Special Man's shlong will fit, or if you'll have to stick to anal.
>/sp/: Sports. Where clueless CC waifus try to go to learn about what it is their husbands are into, and ask if there's a way they can use it to help seduce him.
>/asp/: Alternative sports. Mostly about "wrestling". The Kama Sutra of boards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:09:05 2015 No.13679488 Reminder that monster girls only want shotas with big dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:10:24 2015 No.13679493 >>13679475 Alternatively, in a world where MGs are a minority >/v/- bitching about monsters being the reason they changed the name of dragons and similar beings in video games

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:10:29 2015 No.13679494 >>13679488 Whatever you say, Kloah...

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:13:15 2015 No.13679501

>>13679487
>>/pol/: Politics. Mostly bitter, sexually frustrated MGs bitching about human women raping their men and ruining the country. High number of Amazons here.

GAS THE HUMANS RACE WAR NOW. Followed by charts and graphs proving human women commit all the crime and are behind several conspiracies to destroy monsterkind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:14:43 2015 No.13679504 >>13679485 "Hey anonsters, I set up this new poison dart tunnel in my dungeon. I had to skip out on the manticore venom because it's too expensive, so is there any cheaper alternatives I could consider that still have a lot of potency?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:15:50 2015 No.13679506 >>13679485 >Hey /tg/ rate my dungeon trap! >>Killing human boys >Reported

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:19:10 2015 No.13679510 >>13679501 >GAS THE HUMANS RACE WAR NOW Like, monsterification gas right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:23:33 2015 No.13679522 >/adv/ >Monstergirls making threads on how to make husbands of human boys that have PTSD, are doomed to alping, have a shirohebi or a will o' wisp waifu already, are married to paladins, are paladins, etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:23:51 2015 No.13679523 >>13679504 "Girtablilu or Oomukade are good choices but the former might be harder to obtain and importing the later could vary depending on who you get it from."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:25:18 2015 No.13679527 >>13679522 >/adv/ >The origins of the "Just Mindflayer it" line

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:28:56 2015 No.13679536

>>13679417
As someone who works in the backroom at a grocery store and gets roped into cleaning shit like this all the time, let me answer.

Just fucking tell someone like an adult. Nobody is going to blame you, they won't make you pay for it, just tell them so they can clean it before someone slips and sues the store.

Preferably tell one of those lazy shits just standing around chatting up front.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:29:35 2015 No.13679539 what about mamono /tv/ or /mu/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:29:58 2015 No.13679540 >>13679437 Hardcore Human on Human action And monsterboys. Monsterboys would be their version of furries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:30:15 2015 No.13679541 >>13679527 To which Mindflayers everywhere get offended.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:30:35 2015 No.13679543 >>13679417 The staff just make you pay for it. With your body. Ufufufuf~

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:30:40 2015 No.13679544 [DELETED]

>>13679476
>>13679486
Alright, let's get this rolling.
An odd creature, Nightstalkers seem to be a hybrid of Werewolves and Lamias, bearing a Werewolf's athletic body and a Lamia's scales and possessive nature, Nightstalkers are a unique type of terror for men of the wasteland.
While physically resembeling Werewolves with their toned bipedal bodies, however they have scales instead of fur, and their tails more closely resemble that of a rattlesnake rather than that of a wolf. Nightstalkers often travel in packs of three to five at minimum, and are effective ambush predators, setting upon human camps at night to steal away men. Once captured, the man will be stolen away to his kidnappers own personal den, where she will rape him for three days and three nights, after which the man she captured will be considered her "husband". A man kidnapped by a Nightstalker will be terrified at first, but will quickly learn that his new wife is quite affectionate and loving, as well as fiercely protective. Any attempts by anyone, even the Nightstalker's own packmates, to steal a Nightstalker's husband will be met by a vicious attack by the Nightstalker in question. Nightstalkers are monogamous and mate for life, and though the circumstances of mating with one are terrifying, most who go through it consider the experience "Worth it."
It should be noted that Nightstalker venom is a highly potent aphrodisiac that they use to paralyze human women and keep their chosen husbands going during their "marriage". Another notable thing is that defeating a Nightstalker in combat will allow a man to escape, though they might notice the same Nightstaker observing them from afar and blushing.
>Author's note: Some Nightstalkers seem to have mutated to gain a natural stealth field, caution is advised in the more mountainous regions of the Mojave, especially near the Super Mutant Refuge, Jacobstown.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:33:02 2015 No.13679552
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>>13679476 (You)
>>13679486
Alright, let's get this rolling.
An odd creature, Nightstalkers seem to be a hybrid of Werewolves and Lamias, bearing a Werewolf's athletic body and a Lamia's scales and possessive nature, Nightstalkers are a unique type of terror for men of the wasteland.
While physically resembeling Werewolves with their toned bipedal bodies, however they have scales instead of fur, and their tails more closely resemble that of a rattlesnake rather than that of a wolf. Nightstalkers often travel in packs of three to five at minimum, and are effective ambush predators, setting upon human camps at night to steal away men. Once captured, the man will be stolen away to his kidnappers own personal den, where she will rape him for three days and three nights, after which the man she captured will be considered her "husband". A man kidnapped by a Nightstalker will be terrified at first, but will quickly learn that his new wife is quite affectionate and loving, as well as fiercely protective. Any attempts by anyone, even the Nightstalker's own packmates, to steal a Nightstalker's husband will be met by a vicious attack by the Nightstalker in question. Nightstalkers are monogamous and mate for life, and though the circumstances of mating with one are terrifying, most who go through it consider the experience "Worth it."
It should be noted that Nightstalker venom is a highly potent aphrodisiac that they use to paralyze human women and keep their chosen husbands going during their "marriage". Another notable thing is that defeating a Nightstalker in combat will allow a man to escape, though they might notice the same Nightstaker observing them from afar and blushing.
>Author's note: Some Nightstalkers seem to have mutated to gain a natural stealth field, caution is advised in the more mountainous regions of the Mojave, especially near the Super Mutant Refuge, Jacobstown.
Fuck! Forgot the picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:34:03 2015 No.13679553 >>13679552 >Using actual animal pictures instead of the closest MG analogue. Delete plz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:35:31 2015 No.13679558 >>13679553 Have you not seen the things I posted before? Unless someone draws it, I've got nothing else to post. Also >actual animal pictures Yes, because this totally is an actual animal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:36:07 2015 No.13679561 >>13679553 >Nightstalker >Actual animal u fucking wo m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:37:42 2015 No.13679565 >>13679558 Fictional animal, but it's an animal nonetheless -- as in, not an MG. Also, please don't post like five re-colours of the same image. Kind of a waste of image limits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:39:18 2015 No.13679568 >>13679539 newest season of various shows with monster girl actors, usually revolving around SoL like. /mu/ would probably be rape audio recording logs released by police. along with newest Siren/Mermaid idols.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:39:24 2015 No.13679570 I've been away for a long time, what'd I miss? Anything noteworthy? Any more griffons, or that ryu confession shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:40:23 2015 No.13679572 >>13679570 Define long time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:41:12 2015 No.13679575 >>13679570 Check the blog. The shitty one, I mean. It has stuff listed by date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:42:17 2015 No.13679579 >>13679565 There's no other Fallout MG that could have color variations other than Geckos, you're safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:43:20 2015 No.13679580 >>13679568 >/mu/ would probably be rape audio recording logs released by police disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:44:02 2015 No.13679582 >>13679572 >>13679575 Since the beginning of the month. Is there a collection of drawings? We should get a booru, maybe share with /mgqg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:45:41 2015 No.13679583 /co/ would be fawning over a new series that stars a foul mouthed Alice traveling through various fairy tales and poking flaws in them or abusing them for her own gain while attempting to appear sweet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:45:45 2015 No.13679584 >>13679582 I wouldn't call that a long time. There have definitely been some new drawings though. Don't have any links.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:55:00 2015 No.13679601 >>13679583 >Tumblr controls /co/ >MG Tumblr >Instead of sjw it's Monstergirls pushing for comics to have more Bara heroes and shotas instead of woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:55:11 2015 No.13679602 Eel aitch

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:57:30 2015 No.13679607

>>13679601

Or more like

>complaining how racist fictional works are because they often include slaying dragons and demons

Also

>video games shouldn't have a human male option and instead they should be listed as a universal non-race option, anything else is racist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:59:07 2015 No.13679608 >>13679607 Both of those are stupid and you know it Why do you have to ruin jokes, Anon? This is why no one invites you to anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:00:42 2015 No.13679613 >>13679608 But that's what would actually happen if mjws were a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:01:40 2015 No.13679618 >>13679476 Cripes I remember Negawalker now... Made part ONE, and only ONE, featuring a Cazador.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:01:59 2015 No.13679621 >>13679613 Stop trying to ruin fun, Anon

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:02:33 2015 No.13679624

>>13679565

That actually raises a good question. Does /mgt/ even have picture use etiquette anymore?

I recall after the move to /jp/ people used to go ballistic over posting non-MG images. Nowadays it seems like at least a quarter of all images in the thread's pictures are >reactionface.jpg

Did people stop caring? Are reactionface.jpgs considered okay now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:02:44 2015 No.13679625 El Dr.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:03:06 2015 No.13679627

>>13679218
>Mind control
>Breaking men and women and making them like her
>Transformation + Powerful magic, which means they could probably polymorph into any other monstergirl if succubutt anatomy begins to get stale for you
>Sex vampires
>Excel at sex in a world where every monster girl excels at sex, which means they double excel at sex. Possibly more
>Plethora of other abilities depending on the medium. D&D makes them teleport and phase through walls and shit, for example

Somebody's going to have to explain to me why succubi are boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:03:32 2015 No.13679630 >>13679625 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:04:00 2015 No.13679632 I want to be an assistant to a high-powered, no-nonsense Kraken CEO of a fortune 500 company who needs a thorough massage every day after work before relieving sexual tension!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:04:07 2015 No.13679633 >>13679627 In a setting where ALL MGs can transform, and ALL are sex vampires, the succubus does tend to be highly generic and boring in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:04:25 2015 No.13679634 >/ck/: kikis talking about how to prepare better meals for their masters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:04:28 2015 No.13679635 >>13679624 I think people only care when it's about 200+ images so far and we go into conserve mode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:05:06 2015 No.13679639 >>13679624 The raisin why reactionfaces and the such were spat upon was because of the image/post ratio, since, you know, we go way beyond 1000+ in comparison to the locked 300 images As long as you delete it, no one really cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:05:14 2015 No.13679640 >>13679630 I think he said "The Doctor" in spanish. >>13679625 Thanks doc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:06:18 2015 No.13679643 >>13679639 >as long as you delete it The thing is, no one does. Looking back on the last few threads, well over half of all reactionface.jpg images are never deleted. That's why I brought up the quesiton about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:06:40 2015 No.13679644 >>13679634 >/out/ >Mostly a board where Kunoichis give advice on how to survive outdoors for days at a time >Threads about stalking are taken down >Only Kunoichis need to know about professional stalking

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:07:14 2015 No.13679645 >>13679621 It would totally be fun though, to watch anyway. I wouldn't want to experience such horrors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:09:30 2015 No.13679655 I want a kiki to call me a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:10:31 2015 No.13679659 >>13679644 >Only Kunoichis need to know about professional stalking Shirohebis would disagree.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:10:38 2015 No.13679660

>>13679643
Then chalk it up to people just not caring. If you're using images and the such during the beginning of the threads life, (E.g. when a thread is just made and people use reaction images) then people'll go mad
But as the thread gets bigger and bigger, and we start sinking(e.g like now), people just don't care

It's only a big issue if we use up all the images and we're on Page 4, because it's a long trip to 10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:11:43 2015 No.13679662 >>13679655 Why would a kiki want to bully her master?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:12:56 2015 No.13679667 >>13679662 She's ordered to. Or if she's an expert, she can anticipate her master's unspoken desires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:14:39 2015 No.13679668 >>13679662 It's not bullying if it makes me hard and it's true. Plus, the fact that it's a kikimora of all things saying it makes it all the better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:15:58 2015 No.13679673 >>13679668 >if... it's true You whore yourself out to other girls? Are you into NTR?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:18:00 2015 No.13679677 File: 476 KB, 1000x833, Whatcha up to, fags.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are doing, filename related?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:18:26 2015 No.13679678 >>13679677 Fuck off fox.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:18:40 2015 No.13679680 >>13679677 writing a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:19:15 2015 No.13679681 >>13679677 I'm about to punt a fox out of my house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:19:30 2015 No.13679682 >>13679677 Playing an Alp CYOA, downloading an update for a kusoge, about to fap to alps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:19:36 2015 No.13679683 >>13679673 Nah. Whoring myself out would make me a whore. I just tell kiki of all my slutty fantasies and what I would do if we weren't married. Plus I slept with four other girls before meeting her and settling down, but that's not NTR is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:20:29 2015 No.13679685 >>13679682 >kusoge What's that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:20:53 2015 No.13679687 >>13679682 >Alp CYOA Nani?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:22:22 2015 No.13679689

>>13679683
I think the standard definition of NTR as a theme involves deliberately invoking emotion -- either themes of guilt over cheating, or themes of jealousy/despair over being cheated on, or both.

By telling her in detail about how you want to be a slut for other girls, it kind of does fall into NTR since it would presumably make her sad/jealous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:22:51 2015 No.13679690 >>13679685 Assassin's creed: Unity, because my cousin gave it to me for free I may as well play it at least once >>13679687 Alp Quest. This will be the only time I mention it here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:24:02 2015 No.13679693 I want a kiki to strip me, tie me to my bed, and then tickle me with her feather duster

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:25:39 2015 No.13679697 >>13679693 Me too, but with the natural feathers on her arms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:28:25 2015 No.13679704 >>13679689 I think that would fall into cuckquean, since I wouldn't have it in me to tell her that stuff if it made her sad or jealous. At the end of the day I'm only a slut for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:29:02 2015 No.13679708 >>13679690 >AlpQuest Given how often Alps are mentioned in this thread -- perhaps, literally more so than any other MG -- I am somehow not surprised there are entire CYOAs dedicated to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:29:42 2015 No.13679711 >>13679690 >Alp Quest Details. Purely out of curiosity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:32:49 2015 No.13679716 >>13679677 Working on a bit of story. Writing time-filler is tedious

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:33:14 2015 No.13679717 >>13679677 Not neat NEET things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:33:54 2015 No.13679721 >>13679711 Regular Mode: Google it. Easy Mode: But with quotation marks. Not that hard. Spoonfeed Mode: http://anonkun.com/stories/alp-quest/ , you sissy faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:35:52 2015 No.13679727 >>13679721 >Sissy faggot I was curious. Like what >>13679708 said, I'm not really surprised. OK I lied, I'm pretty surprised

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:44:05 2015 No.13679752 File: 417 KB, 713x1024, 1434951845984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kyokou-suiri-invented-inference-r15355 Would you some kind of weird immortal loli with 1 eye and 1 leg? MC would apparently.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:44:55 2015 No.13679757
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>>13679677
Posting something that I completely forgot was completed two weeks ago.

Let me start over.

Good evening.

I have Sand, Surf, and Silence's second chapter complete and the third is a seventy-five percent done draft and ready for viewing.

http://pastebin.com/tPxVqLWd

Thank you for your consideration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:45:47 2015 No.13679761 >>13679697 Do you also want her to tickle your dick with her feathers until you cum? And then have her fuck you senseless for getting her feathers dirty?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:49:01 2015 No.13679776 File: 23 KB, 219x262, 077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679752 Would you punch a loli after losing your boyfriend to her by being a shit-tier waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:50:35 2015 No.13679781 >>13679776 I'd only punch a loli if she got off on it.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:52:12 2015 No.13679785

>>13679761
Hell yes, and I want her to keep tickling me while she does it. I wonder if such an experience would get me addicted to her feathers. I want her to say it can't be helped, since I'm her master, she'll just have to service me this way from now on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:59:50 2015 No.13679806 >>13679659 That's not professional. It's high level hobby stalking. >>13679761 I want to watch her preen my product out of her perfect plumage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:02:50 2015 No.13679816 >>13679776 >>13679781 >punching a little girl Unless it's demon loli

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:09:39 2015 No.13679837 File: 343 KB, 1080x1920, miiabath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im kinda done with 3DPDish faces, seems a lot of anons dont like them so Im going back to the old ones, this beeing the result.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:18:39 2015 No.13679873 >>13675267 >Quicksilver From jumpchain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:20:25 2015 No.13679881 File: 596 KB, 1080x1920, 1429268902098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679837 They both look nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:22:41 2015 No.13679891 >>13679881 I'm with this guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:23:56 2015 No.13679895 >>13679757 Thanks jawa bag. I was looking forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:25:12 2015 No.13679900 >>13679837 Thanks for your art, Loen. You do great work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:28:18 2015 No.13679910 File: 354 KB, 970x2000, 1400625303895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679837 Personally, I'm alright with both, but goddamn, that Miia. Yes! Either way, it's nice to see your responding to input, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:29:20 2015 No.13679917 >>13679837 I do think this style looks more attractive, but the others weren't bad. I want to drink that puddle between her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:31:15 2015 No.13679921 File: 235 KB, 1000x1000, rawr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679881 >>13679891 >>13679900 >>13679910 >>13679917 Thanks for your support anons, have a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:32:47 2015 No.13679925 >>13679785 >>13679806 >your kiki maid keeps 'accidentally' brushing her feathers against your crotch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:35:05 2015 No.13679930 >>13679921 She's getting tickles. If you're ever looking for ideas I'd kill for some dancing Ushi-loli from http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:35:06 2015 No.13679931 >>13679342 I've still got got cases of blank CD's. I used them to hide games with M ratings back in middle school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:35:37 2015 No.13679933 >>13679235 >implying I won't need her after I impregnate her of course I will take responsibility I'm fucking civilized

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:35:58 2015 No.13679935 >>13679921 Oh shit, a rabid spider. I don't have big enough slippers to deal with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:36:14 2015 No.13679937 >>13679921 You gonna draw more Zophia at some point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:37:24 2015 No.13679942 >>13679258 what if you are a faceless man? >I don't want to do any labor >I just want to tenderly love loli wolfus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:38:00 2015 No.13679946 >>13679752 This is pretty interesting. A little slow paced but nice. That last fucking page. Chapters are huge though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:38:39 2015 No.13679948 >>13679837 Those eyes are quite splendid. >That pool at her crotch Wanna drink from it.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:38:57 2015 No.13679950

>>13679925
>Feathers
Too subtle. She needs to "accidentally" walk into me backwards while doubled over, then straighten in surprise while looking over her shoulder so our faces are only inches apart. B-b-back that maid up!

Even more effectively she should engineer a situation in which I trip, fall, and land in her tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:40:16 2015 No.13679953 >>13679921 These little doodles always make me smile

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:40:29 2015 No.13679954 >>13679925 >you 'accidentally' lean into her touch >she 'accidentally' starts brushing your bulge with more intensity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:42:31 2015 No.13679960 File: 149 KB, 1000x1000, 1405407864470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679953 I remember the times when these little things got us through threads

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:52:02 2015 No.13679980
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>>13679930
Not into Ushi-onis but okay, there you go. I didnt read the greentext yet tho, will give it a try.
>>13679937
Yes, of course, I have the broken arm drawing pending for color.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:52:18 2015 No.13679982 File: 91 KB, 700x700, r158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I saw some posts about oppai loli /ss, and I can't say no to oppai lolis, so I wrote a little something. Enjoy. http://pastebin.com/hJ6CshkF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:53:44 2015 No.13679985 I don't like Ushi Oni's or Hellhounds mainly because I would always be fighting with one or the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:54:40 2015 No.13679989 >>13679873 No, the writefag. He did stuff like Hummingbird chan and mega Holst.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:54:49 2015 No.13679990

>>13679954
You make me imagine a pair of tsunderes.

>B-baka maid! I didn't mean to fall over and grope you!
>B-baka master! I d-didn't mean to rub my crotch against yours!
>B-baka m-maid! I didn't want to french kiss you!
>Baka m-master! I didn't mean to push aside my panties and mount your shaft!
>B-baka maid! I-I didn't mean to come inside you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:59:49 2015 No.13679997 >>13679960 I do too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:59:52 2015 No.13679998 >>13679982 Poor girl. She just wants to do fun stuff, but life just keeps reminding her she's a mobile paizuri stand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:00:53 2015 No.13679999 I wanna fill an elf with snacks.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:02:52 2015 No.13680001

>>13679950
>wake up one day
>sit down and look at your life over some coffee and eggs
>decide you need a maid in your life
>go to MGC maid central and request a maid
>go through the interview process
>pay your fees
>and two weeks later you get a call telling you that you have been accepted and they have a maid ready for you
>okay bring her on
>the next morning wake up to your doorbell going off
>hot damn it's your new maid
>she's a black haired kikimora that was born in Brazil
>she's 5'5" and tan
>just like you wanted
>you welcome her into your home
>but you wonder why it's been pretty cold
>and you wonder why she is beet red
>then it hits you
>you don't have your bathrobe on
>all that's protecting you is your plain black boxers
>you rush back in to get your robe and when you return she's still in the archway of your door
>you, fully covered now, usher her into your house
>show her the layout
>show her to her room last
>when you get to her room she bends over to get something from her luggage
>and you are treated to seeing the most PERFECT ass of all time
>for some reason her uniform is a lot tighter on the backside
>you're sure as hell not complaining

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:04:33 2015 No.13680005

>>13679950
>trips over something the kiki maid 'forgot' to pick up
>miraculously, she's there as you fall
>land face first in her tits
>'M-master...s-so forward!

>>13679954
>she has no idea what you're talking about, and ask if you're feeling alright. She advises you to go to bed early, and then non-accidental featherjobs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:05:44 2015 No.13680010 >>13679982 Very cute! I couldn't tell if her innocence was genuine or not, but it was damn adorable either way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:05:59 2015 No.13680012 >>13679980 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:07:53 2015 No.13680014 >>13679980 >that seal 2cute

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:11:42 2015 No.13680021
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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:12:09 2015 No.13680024 Satan here! Raise your hands into the sky to help save the world! Hail Satan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:12:17 2015 No.13680025 >>13680021 Shhhh, it's alright...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:12:47 2015 No.13680026 >>13680024 S A I L H A T A N

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:13:19 2015 No.13680028

>>13680001
>days go by
>she's bending over more and more in front of you for many reasons
>to clean some really bad stain that you don't see on the carpet
>or to pick up a quarter that you never noticed
>or even when she's doing the dishes
>she likes to lean on the counter
>seriously it's what she said when you first asked her about it
>each time you get away with staring at that amazing booty of hers
>you also notice that each time she does clean or something she moves closer towards you
>until one day she rubs her perfect posterior on you semi when you're getting dressed one day
>she looks up at you blushing
what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:15:20 2015 No.13680035 >>13680021 Hush, be a good boy, please keep your voice down... You're all alone with a spider... It's alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:15:21 2015 No.13680036 >>13680028 "Sorry, were you cleaning in here? I'll just change in the bathroom." The denseness runs strong in my blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:16:52 2015 No.13680038 File: 90 KB, 943x590, 1405320767989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13680021 C'mon. She just wants you to feel good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:17:58 2015 No.13680041 >>13680028 wanna touch the butt gonna touch the butt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:18:42 2015 No.13680042 >>13680038 >"Hush little fly, there's no escaping my web of love~."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:24:27 2015 No.13680055 >spent literally 3 hours to keep up with the thread since yesterday And that's only checking the images and posts with many replies. At moments like this I wish I could line everyone here up and perform decimation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:25:21 2015 No.13680058 >>13680021 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:26:27 2015 No.13680059 >>13680021 I can't touch the boobies if my hands are tied up ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:26:59 2015 No.13680062 >>13680058 That's what you'll be saying when she's done with you.~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:27:05 2015 No.13680064 >>13680055 I doubt eliminating 10% of us would help THAT much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:28:06 2015 No.13680066 >>13680064 I think it's more the satisfaction of making us stone each other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:28:10 2015 No.13680067 >>13680021 >>13680058 Does Daniel Bryan lurk in these threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:31:18 2015 No.13680076 >>13680067 I bet his monster waifu is a Baphomet. Goat x goat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:32:41 2015 No.13680077 >>13680028 "Girl, you don't just rub up against a trucker's semi after a layer of polish has just been applied! You'll get streak marks all over the damn side!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:48:34 2015 No.13680116 >>13680058 >"NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!" >"Oh yes yes yes yes yes." What would a Tarentino film be like in Monster Girl Land?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:50:07 2015 No.13680119 >>13679980 qt thanks loen

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:03:21 2015 No.13680144

>>13679476
>Played through new vegas multiple times, always wore the stealth suit for a while
>Even when I found better armor, I kept it around
>In later playthroughs I would start talking with it.
>"Your Pip Boy light's on."
>"I know it's on! I'm not doing this to sneak."

Please make an experimental slime girl who can become a suit of armor when needed. Fallout girls in general are awesome.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:06:10 2015 No.13680149

>>13680116
Probably alternate history about MG saboteur team assassinating Church/Anti-MG Forces' elites set during the ending times of the war.

I'd like to look at those bad-ass monsters honestly, assuming they retain the level of producing and cast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:09:13 2015 No.13680156 >>13680144 i talked back to the suit too..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:12:53 2015 No.13680163 Night Anons, Rest easy and don't burn down the thread. Why am I up at 4:00am? Crusader Kings 2 is a time sink

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:14:31 2015 No.13680166 >>13680149 I meant in the grander scheme though. Like an MG Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:16:54 2015 No.13680167 >>13680163 I just bought it on the steam sale, and I need to know Is there a mod that will allow me to make a queen marry her own underage son? I'm not a degenerate or anything, I just need to know for...s-science.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:19:16 2015 No.13680169 >>13680167 I think you can do that normally. IF the husbands dead and the male heir is single. I'm doing a Game of Thrones mod as an Ironborne All dat pillaging

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:22:57 2015 No.13680173 >>13680163 But there is a chain catnip smoking jinko in the corner by the curtains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:25:36 2015 No.13680179 >>13680173 Then move her away. Fire hazards are not an option

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:27:13 2015 No.13680185 >>13680179 It must be late, I chortled at that. I dunno man. She's big, covered in scars, and said she was really tired from cracking bats all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:39:48 2015 No.13680208 >>13680185 I'm gonna sneak up behind her and cuddle her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:41:05 2015 No.13680210 >>13680163 >>13680167 I bought that game and never installed it, it looks like great fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:43:21 2015 No.13680213 >>13680208 But her back is to the wall. Do you mean metaphorically, or do I use a distraction? I have a kush ball someone put in the tip jar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:46:54 2015 No.13680218 >>13680213 >kush ball nostalgia'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:48:00 2015 No.13680223 >>13680116 >Implying he didn't already make one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCp8d8n90U

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:49:45 2015 No.13680225 >>13680213 I distraction so she'll turn around, and I sneak up behind her and cuddle her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:51:29 2015 No.13680226 >>13680225 "WHAT'S THAT?!" >Point behind her >She looks out of reflex and dulled wits due to catnip >Suddenly has boy on her back It's so crazy it might get us all chuffed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:54:16 2015 No.13680231 >Meanwhile in bizzaro world >MG's discussing how they'll sneak up on human boys and surprise cuddle them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:56:16 2015 No.13680234 >>13680231 >You will never humour a monster girl by pretending you didn't see her sneaking up on you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:58:08 2015 No.13680240 >>13680231 I feel like this might be popular with feline girls. And I like that thought. Meanwhile the kunoichis in the thread are calling them all amateurs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:00:40 2015 No.13680243 >>13680240 Would be popular with the spider types too. Imagine entering a room and an ushi jump down from the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:02:51 2015 No.13680248 >>13680243 >tfw no jumping-spider arachne waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:06:07 2015 No.13680253 >>13680248 Thank god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:06:09 2015 No.13680254 >>13680243 AAAAHHHH!! AAAAHAHHHH!!! It's so fuzzy~ AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:35:10 2015 No.13680297 File: 97 KB, 600x800, CH_wLtsUkAETB1e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eeyup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:37:23 2015 No.13680298 >>13680297 Will she NTR you from your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:37:50 2015 No.13680299 >>13680297 >Flayer has more art than my waifu okay.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:42:16 2015 No.13680306 >>13680297 I want to fuck a mindflayer until the smug is wiped off her face. She could always just flay me to make it seem like she's always smug though, god damn it they're broken. KC nerf please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:43:03 2015 No.13680307 >>13680298 It's not NTR if she makes herself your new waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:43:44 2015 No.13680308 >>13680307 Yes it is, that's exactly what NTR is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:46:17 2015 No.13680314 >>13680308 But it's only NTR when you fuck a girl other then your waifu. That other girl is now your ex-waifu, the mindflayer is your new waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:47:05 2015 No.13680317 >>13680001 >brown Brazilian Kiki with a perfect ass Lord have mercy on my dick. She better have a sexy accent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:52:24 2015 No.13680319 I want to black up in front of a dark elf and perform a minstrel show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:53:32 2015 No.13680320 File: 1.89 MB, 1684x2452, Tanuki by KC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tanuki are for ______

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:55:54 2015 No.13680322 >>13680320 Impregnating. Then divorcing. Then taking half of everything. Okay, I'm kidding, get off my back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:56:27 2015 No.13680323 >>13680320 Bankrupting and making into your personal mofu slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:57:01 2015 No.13680325 >>13680320 Being forced into being her tail brusher/stress reliever and helping her with her plots to control the goyim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:57:16 2015 No.13680326 >>13680320 Entering into a merger with, according to legal processes controlled by the state government, and creating numerous start-up companies as a long term non-capital investment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 05:58:32 2015 No.13680332 >>13680320 gold digging

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:04:13 2015 No.13680345 >>13680320 Working as bankers and being ignored romantically. Who the hell wants a wife who values money more than you? >in before a Tanuki comes in and starts claiming they aren't all like that or some shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:05:28 2015 No.13680348 >>13680320 Molesting fluffy shins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:07:17 2015 No.13680349 >>13680320 removing from premises

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:09:49 2015 No.13680355
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>>13680348
They seem to favor umanori all the time to hide the giant testi-shins, but would you have your waifu shave them?
Would you make clothing from her shaved shin fur?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:13:41 2015 No.13680363

>>13680345
They aren't all like that!
Tanuki are one of the few progressive MGs in a world of rapist thugs who, by KC's canon, are so lazy and preoccupied by sex that they never get basic things done like home repair and farming.
Without them, trade probably wouldn't happen.
If you accept the idea of MAMONOMANA then a large chunk of MGs would prefer to literally live exclusively by fucking you while ignoring luxuries like eating or bathing.

Tanuki for a brighter future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:17:40 2015 No.13680370 >>13680363 I wonder who's behind this post........

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:19:24 2015 No.13680372 >>13680370 Fuckin coons man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:21:11 2015 No.13680378 >>13680326 10/10 would found regional conglomerate with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:44:51 2015 No.13680419 >>13679055 What's the sauce for this. I like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 06:49:25 2015 No.13680431 >>13680419 It's already been posted. It's not good anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 07:55:21 2015 No.13680562 http://40.media.tumblr.com/10713de8888313c1ba9886db8bf11845/tumblr_nq30tkZlEk1sr3vxbo1_1280.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 07:56:16 2015 No.13680563 >>13680562 Damn. That's some nice beef.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 07:57:50 2015 No.13680568 File: 164 KB, 700x648, 1434279030535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of special diets would different monster girls have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 07:58:24 2015 No.13680569 >>13680568 Semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:00:39 2015 No.13680572 >>13680568 Lamias would LOVE eggs. Undead girls would probably prefer foods that help better digestion. Centaurs would prefer fruits and veggies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:01:52 2015 No.13680574 >>13680568 Do you wonder if Dragons would actually eat gems and crystals like in that one episode of KND?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:02:25 2015 No.13680575 >>13680574 Don't you mean MLP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:02:48 2015 No.13680577 >>13680572 Undead girls would eat yoghurt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:03:06 2015 No.13680579 >>13680575 No, man, KND.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:05:22 2015 No.13680583 >>13680568 Semen flavored doritos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:07:54 2015 No.13680585 >>13680583 I want to rip a bag of doritos from an Alp and shove my dick in her mouth while she tries to play vidya! And I'll do it in front of the Gazer and Jabberwock!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:11:51 2015 No.13680589 Wanna brutally fuck a neet alp in front of her friends!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:13:13 2015 No.13680591 >>13680585 But anon, you'd just be playing into the trope of slutty boyfriend that comes to gaming parties to get attention. The "heehee I'm a gamer boy!" type who thinks they're cute with the cord of a controller wrapped around their dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:13:21 2015 No.13680592 >>13680589 >NEET Alp >Friends Anon please. Unless you plan on fucking her on webcam for the skype group she usually plays video games with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:16:13 2015 No.13680596 >>13680591 It's fine. Unlike other "Gamer Boys", I'll actually put out for the Alp, Jabberwock and Gazer. They can all share me. In turn Jabberwock gave me her Shiny Perfect IV Bred Kabutops, so I don't mind spreading my legs for them to use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:18:45 2015 No.13680602 File: 60 KB, 399x453, 1423243768086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13680585 >>13680589 >>13680592 >>13680591 >wanting to screw monster boys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:18:46 2015 No.13680603 >>13680589 >>13680591 >>13680592 >>13680596 Gonna be their healslut boy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:21:58 2015 No.13680607 >Alp Microsoft >Gazer Sony >Jabberwock Nintendo >Human Boy Slut Phone and Facebook

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:24:58 2015 No.13680612 >>13680607 >Human boy only plays Angry Harpies and tries to bluff his way when talking about games for monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:27:15 2015 No.13680616 >>13680612 >"Oh man, I love The Legend of Link! But what if Link was a Boy?" >Jabberwock is visibly trigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:28:47 2015 No.13680619 >>13680616 >"I really loved Skyrim! I can't wait for Skyrim 2!" >The trio of Monster NEETs have to walk out of the room for a moment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:30:46 2015 No.13680625 File: 66 KB, 640x480, 1395947544757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13680616 >"Yeah, of course! Metroid is my jam!" >"That dude's pretty cool. Do you ever find out what is name is, though?"

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 08:33:31 2015 No.13680636

>>13680625
>Jabberwock breaths into a Paper Bag to try and calm down, while Alp rubs her back trying to keep her calm too
>"Oh, have you guys played Fire Emblem Awakening? I love all the dating sim stuff! Can't wait for Awakening 2!"
>Paper Bag Intensifies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:03:00 2015 No.13680696 >>13680589 I wanna make the NEET Alp get a job!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:03:36 2015 No.13680697 >>13680696 As a hooker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:05:08 2015 No.13680703 >>13680697 Absolutely not. I've got something even worse in store for her. Retail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:07:39 2015 No.13680706 >>13680703 You monster. As a retailfag I wouldn't wish the same fate on anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:13:43 2015 No.13680717 >>13679982 That was pretty cute, man. Good shit. Glad someone actually did it, too.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:14:25 2015 No.13680718

>>13680697
I'm gonna make her be a delivery girl and ask her to regale me with stories about monstergirls who get themselves dressed and ready to pounce on the hot pizza boy, only to be disappointed when they received an Alp instead!

Then I'm going to ask her about the monstergirls that say "Close enough" and rape her anyways!

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:33:31 2015 No.13680748
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Wolfgirls are for:

[ ] Belly rubbing and head petting to the point that they start drooling, with a blissfully dopey smile on their face.
[ ] Cuddling with in a little log cabin by the fireplace while winter blizzards rage outside.
[ ] Fucking like beasts in heat, letting both your needs take over your minds completely while you ravage each other.
[ ] Bonding together during week-long forays into the fiery autumn forest where you have only a knife, your wits, and a sleeping bag shared between you.
[ ] Dressing up in spats and a sports bra and practicing grappling arts with until you're both all sweaty and breathless.
[ ] Going to the beach during summer with, and getting her to try out different lewd swimsuits while she blushes, then having fun on the secret beach she finds behind a rocky wall.
[ ] Getting pregnant and raising a litter of six little wolfgirl pups with, all endlessly excitable and playful and full of energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:34:35 2015 No.13680752 >>13680748 [x] All of the above

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:36:34 2015 No.13680757 >>13680748 yes.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:38:58 2015 No.13680760

>>13680748
"Accidentally" bopping in the nose and watching as she falls into a sneezing fit.
Fierce demeanor shattered as she turns into what sounds like a train for fairies for a solid minute.

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Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:50:48 2015 No.13680784
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>>13680748
[x]Being abducted by while out in the wilderness and forced into being a husband
[x]Being raped roughly while out in the wilderness before being left in a pool of fluids in the middle of nowhere
[x]Being raped by a whole pack and turned into the "alpha" a mocking term that's more definable as "sex slave"
[x]Being raped by a whole pack and mindbroken before being dumped off on the edge of a human town for you to recover in for weeks / months

I'm sure I'm missing a few.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:03:21 2015 No.13680797 >>13680784 >Not facing trouble like a man I will fuck the shit out of the whole pack or die trying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:17:12 2015 No.13680818 >>13679982 That was lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:19:07 2015 No.13680825 >>13680784 >Being turned into the pack cumpump As long as I get to cuddle a pile of wolf girls once they're done riding me sore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:27:40 2015 No.13680843 >>13680784 Yes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:33:32 2015 No.13680859 I want to trick a Gazer on a diet to eating foods that actually make her put on more pounds!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:33:53 2015 No.13680860 >>13680784 >being a mindbroken sex slave I will never understand the appeal of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:34:04 2015 No.13680861 I want to see a version of The Grey where Liam Neeson is being hunted by wolf-girls. It might be a different movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:34:15 2015 No.13680862 >>13680028 molest her. pinch the butt or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:37:29 2015 No.13680870 >>13680859 Will you mock her for it?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:38:34 2015 No.13680877

You were going about your day and minding your own business when a a hole. Upon waking up you found yourself surrounded by monster girls with lust in their eyes, after fearing for your purity and realising they haven't made a move yet one of them explains that rather than taking you by force they're going to let you choose who you prefer. To help you with your choice, each one explains a little about herself.

1. Dhampir adventurer. According to her she was on a quest in the dungeon when you fell through the ceiling and wouldn't usually be in a place like this. She also claims that she's not the type to act on lust and that she just wants you to take responsibility for falling on her but her eyes tell a different story, you did fall on her in a way that would make harem protagonists proud though. If you were to pick her you would be trained in the way of the sword (or whip if that's your choice) and travel the land with her doing good deeds, as you would be travelling there'd be no fixed place to stay and she lets a small smile slip when she mentions sharing rooms to cut the costs.

2. Tentacle dungeon dweller. Her story is a simple one, she's lived in the dungeon all her life and only ventures to the surface to hunt for food. She's also honest about her desire to mate, her life has been a lonely one since every man she's meet has ran a mile and she's had to resort to tentacle raping female adventurers that wander into her home and throwing them out after, on hearing this the Dhampir looks ill and adverts her gaze for some unknown reason. If you pick the Tentacle she tells you that she would like to move into your place and see the outside world with you, when you're not busy trying to make tentacle babies of course.

Continued in the next post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:39:17 2015 No.13680880 >>13680870 No I'd fuck her for it

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:39:53 2015 No.13680882

>>13680877
3. Familiar runaway. It turns out she was following you and jumped down the hole after you fell which explains why your back is sore. She tells you that she ran away from the sabbath due to bullying from some of the witches and has been looking for a nice man to find comfort in since. She goes on to list a bunch of activities she wants to do, most of which are normal games with a lewd twist on them such as “Red Light Grope Light” and “Hide and Go Fuck”, all of which she says with a completely innocent expression on her face. She didn't make any plans for accommodation as she ran away in a hurry and bumped into you only two days after leaving, it seems she's happy with anywhere her “onii-chan” wants to live though.

Or there's always the 4th option.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:41:02 2015 No.13680888 >>13680882 You better bad end the fuck out of me for picking the fourth option like the snowflake sculpted by Jesus I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:42:14 2015 No.13680891 >>13680880 >not mocking her relentlessly until she hypnotises you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:42:55 2015 No.13680893 >>13680882 The 4th option better be good. >>13680888 Don't you fucking dare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:45:18 2015 No.13680897 >>13680882 The familiar is good. She sounds like she would be a lot of fun, and familiars as a whole are nice. The Dhampir was tempting, but considering that sentence in the second one, I'd rather not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:46:55 2015 No.13680902 >>13680882 The Dhampir sounds the most appealing, but I'm no way near a travelfag. So option 4, and let me regret it like always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:49:31 2015 No.13680915 File: 232 KB, 800x600, 1337511155122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13680797 I'll make sure to Press X to Pay Respect. >>13680825 I don't think you'd be capable of feeling or even really responding to that after they finish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:53:01 2015 No.13680924 >>13680882 Give me the secret box anon. Or option 4, same thing really.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:55:15 2015 No.13680927

>>13680924
>>13680902
>>13680893
>>13680888
>>13680882

4. You leave since none of the girls are appealing to you, they protested a bit at first and pressured you for reasons but accepted it soon enough. The moment you leave the room you hear a laugh from the Tentacle quickly followed by screams of horror from the other two, you can guess what's going on but it's probably for the best you don't open the door to find out.

Only moments after leaving the dungeon you're knocked to the ground by a strong impact from the side and before you can get your bearings or find out what hit you, a long and drawn out “I'veeee foooound yooooou.” echoes in your ear. Your attacker is a:

Yandere Chimera. You completely forgot, the girls in the dungeon distracted you, you should have seen this coming. Before you fell down the hole you were running from this Chimera, most of her kind have different personalities that are all over the place, this one has the different personalities but the problem is that every single one of them is yandere. Even worse, each one considers the other personalities to be a different girl, the chase started in the first place because the Lion got jealous of you talking to the Snake. You're unsure of what's going to happen to you now or even which personality is in control but even so you're unable to resist feeling a mixture of fear and arousal as she lowers herself onto your manhood and wraps her huge hands around you neck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:55:22 2015 No.13680928 >>13680877 >>13680882 >Tentacle >Familiar Why must you make me choose? They both sound great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:58:02 2015 No.13680934 >>13680877 >>13680882 That familiar seems nice, but I'm curious about option four.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:58:13 2015 No.13680937 >>13680927 >Fearousal Not my taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 10:58:15 2015 No.13680938 >>13680927 Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:02:11 2015 No.13680952 reminder Dragon 23 Anubis 7 Alp 71

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:03:34 2015 No.13680955 >>13680927 >Yan Chimera Your feeble attempts to scare me only make my penis harder. No regrets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:05:41 2015 No.13680960 >>13680952 Other things to note Manticore 25 Ushi 35 Holst 16 Wum 21 Not that there's anything wrong with any of those numbers, keeping track of things is fun in an autistic kind of way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:05:45 2015 No.13680961 >>13680952 Most of those are reference to people transforming, not a love of alps. That doesn't mean shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:07:12 2015 No.13680965 File: 470 KB, 686x1200, Chimaera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13680927 I wish KC would've drawn the Chimera without those shitty ass head pauldrons. Otherwise she has an alright design.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:07:33 2015 No.13680966 >>13680960 Not at all. The reason I just posted numbers was to be impartial. I'm just pointing out a trend because I'm curious as to what will happen once enough people take notice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:13:51 2015 No.13680983 File: 140 KB, 404x600, 707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hotdog her P'Orc leg and cum on that fatback.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:14:36 2015 No.13680987 >>13680965 They need to be smaller, like shoulder guards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:15:37 2015 No.13680989 >>13680928 Yeah, I'm facing that quandary. Too many cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:16:48 2015 No.13680990 >>13680965 >>13680987 I'd be totally okay with them if they were smaller, her design is otherwise amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:17:19 2015 No.13680993 >>13680983 I want to watch her eat a whole cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:18:14 2015 No.13680995 >>13680993 I want to force feed her a cake while she's tied up.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:18:17 2015 No.13680996

>>13680961
I'm gonna count all the instances of talking about alps outside of the context of the MG. But it's like counting sheep, so if I never post this it's because it's late and I've fallen asleep.

Okay so about 20 are mentioning Alps out of the context of the actual monster. The rest are just your generic Alp dicussion and
>I wanna x an Alp!
>I wanna be an Alp!
responses. So shave, what, about 20 ish off?

Alp 51

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:19:06 2015 No.13681004 >>13680983 >>13680993 >liking fatties

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:19:42 2015 No.13681006 >>13680995 She's gonna be awfully porky if you do that. I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:20:18 2015 No.13681007 >>13680996 Now this is autism of the highest degree. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:21:32 2015 No.13681012 >>13681007 >Autism I'm just curious man. I didn't suddenly develop an appetite for licking bus windows of full faced helmets. Those arethings that aspies do, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:23:04 2015 No.13681017 >>13681004 You know how you sound when she's smothering you in her thickness? >"Liknnng fhhhhtesss hnnnngh!" That last bit was the sound of you cumming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:31:39 2015 No.13681051 >>13681017 Porky P'Orcs for Porking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:31:52 2015 No.13681052 File: 53 KB, 939x525, 1434987112923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13680983 I want to !

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:32:26 2015 No.13681054 File: 13 KB, 169x264, bayonettaabouttoclimax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13681017 >implying I'd let a fatty make me cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:35:51 2015 No.13681066 >>13680996 How do elves and kikis compare?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:37:48 2015 No.13681068 >Some Hong Kong guy got new Fire Emblem Early. Well, this is going to be an agonizing 6ish months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:37:50 2015 No.13681069 >>13681066 Just control F you dweeb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:40:06 2015 No.13681076 >>13681066 I want to let my Kiki maid know how much of a maidfag i am!

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:40:29 2015 No.13681081

>>13681066
Elf maidos are tsun and require that you take an active hand in breaking them especially if you bought a princess from a slaver after getting kidnapped by a HEALTH cult.

Kiki's are olev and just need a steady diet of headpats and love (in addition to regular food) to keep them going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:41:46 2015 No.13681083 >>13681066 >Kiki >Elf surprisingly high for elf, but yeah. Just ctrl F

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:46:21 2015 No.13681094 >>13681081 >spoiler I want to comfort the poor elf, she's clearly been through a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:46:59 2015 No.13681099 >>13681083 Dont forget to search for mention of "elves"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:47:44 2015 No.13681101 >>13681094 Well, you should've been on last night. Five were for sale, three were bought. The last two now get to spend their lives as breeding slaves for the slaver Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:49:23 2015 No.13681105 >>13681054 Just imagine all that sweaty flesh rubbing up and down on you. As she gets heated up in the act she starts to smell like bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:51:18 2015 No.13681110 >>13681101 He won't have them for long, not as long as the elf liberation front has anything to say about it.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:54:14 2015 No.13681116

>>13681110
>Implying they won't be mind broken cuddle sluts by then, spending their nights in his bedroom so he can snuggle them.

>Implying he won't treat them like wives and impregnate them for young.

Implying he isn't waiting for the league to show up so he can restock his inventory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:04:35 2015 No.13681141 >>13681116 I want to be a Ranger and fight the slaver scum!

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:11:19 2015 No.13681155

>>13681141
Do you really Anon?

Are you prepared to walk into his slave quarters and witness The girls all being pampered as if they were in a day spa?
Siberian jinko kittens with little collars getting brushed and washed, a muscled orc warboss in leather bindings getting a massage, and an ancient red dragon getting fed a few delicate sweat meats as she's chained to the wall with golden bindings.
Don't want the goods getting damaged after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:15:30 2015 No.13681163 >>13680965 Agreed. That's one of the least tolerable design traits of his for me, along with idolmaster sirens and goddamn Selkies' zippers.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:19:21 2015 No.13681169

>>13681155
Did you think i would do it out of some sense of honour, to be some sort of hero?

No, i will kill all the slavers, slaves like their lives and try to oppose me? they will die as well, no opposition will be spared.

It is bloody vengeance, i am not good, i am a monster.

And then when everything has finished i will visit the tombs of my family, that died fighting back when a band of slavers attacked the town, and i will tell them my vengeance is complete.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:19:40 2015 No.13681170 >>13680952 About as comprehensive as your average 'statistics' found in a tabloid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:22:07 2015 No.13681174 File: 289 KB, 994x768, i've lost it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13681105 N-no, I don't want to get raped by a pig!

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:22:25 2015 No.13681175
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>>13681155
>Enslaving a Siberian Jinko
>Enslaving a Siberian Jinko's babies as well

I thought I had known what evil was but you've truly opened my eyes anon.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:26:31 2015 No.13681189

>>13681169
Oh?
Then are you ready to face his most fearsome guard?
A CC wurm who's waiting for a husband so she can retire?

>>13681175
Implying he didn't find them deep in the hoary wastes, abandoned and alone.
Implying he isn't going to get them cleaned up and fed before selling them to a good home.
Implying one doesn't have a little pink bow on her tail and wants belly rubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:29:00 2015 No.13681193 >>13681174 But you're not getting raped by a pig, Anon. You're getting loved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:32:23 2015 No.13681206 >>13681189 Is this "Slaver" just some jolly old Wizard with no sexual interest in monstergirls?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:32:29 2015 No.13681207

>>13681189
If i was someone with such hatred towards something i would probably scout for information beforehand and know who's the fearsome enemy i might fight and then plan ahead.

No morals, no honour, just rage, since i can't fight head on with a Wurm i would use the dirtiest and most cheapest tricks available to be able to defeat such inconvenience even going as far as to bully her and/or sacrifice someone else in my place.

Such is the way for a broken person who only lives for vengeance.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:33:21 2015 No.13681208

>Find a Jinko in an alleyway with her two children
>Not even a year old
>Talk to her for a few minutes, she's bitter and lashes out at you
>Leave, come back a half hour later with a tranquilizer dart and hit her with it
>She wakes up in your home, her children nowhere to be seen
>Hanging there is a maid outfit with a note
>"You are now my maid, your children are being kept as collateral. If you would like to ensure their safety, you will carry out your duties without complaint."
>It took some more "persuasion" to convince her, but eventually she begrudgingly agrees
>She hates you though
>18 years later
>She's tried to kill you 3 times by this point
>That ends that day, because she found out why you did what you did and why she went through what she went through
>Her children are going off to college, with their tuition paid for by you
>You explained to her that her kids were always safe, you were just ensuring that she worked off the bill
>She asked why you never told her this before
>"Would you have believed me? Even if you had, would you have kept such a strong drive to keep working?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:36:27 2015 No.13681213 >>13681193 But I hate pigs! I'll never let one love me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:37:32 2015 No.13681217 >>13681206 Eh, maybe he has a 'private stock' in the back (which now has two hefty elven princesses) and like's to keep his girls happy so he can get the best price for them.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:39:26 2015 No.13681223

>>13681208
>Blackmailing a poor Jinko with her two children
>There being a possibility of she killing you then finding out you weren't that bad, the feeling of shame for doing it following her forever
>The constant agony of being separated from your family without a chance to helping them
That's quite the torture you put there, that or you didn't really think things through.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:40:23 2015 No.13681228
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>>13681189
>implying a Siberian Jinko would ever abandon her children

Don't try and trick me with lies anon, you robbed the cradle in a literal sense.

I'll purchase them off you and bring them back to their rightful moth--

>the adjacent wall explodes in a flurry of debris
>a large shadow of what did it stands in the newly formed doorway
>the dust finally settles before an absolutely livid Siberian Jinko staring at her children comes into view

...Well that's convenient. I won't say it was nice knowing you Mr. Anon but why speak ill of the dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:40:29 2015 No.13681231 >>13681217 I want to adopt the siberian jinko cubs.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:42:29 2015 No.13681240

>>13681228
If they are actually her's then she's free to leave with them, along with a reminder not to leave them unattended in the future.
Jinko cubs must not be left alone until the age of 12 where they can begin explore with less attention paid on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:45:26 2015 No.13681243 I'd trade a dozen of Siberian Jinkos for a single Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:47:47 2015 No.13681249 >>13681243 We have one orchid, one common green, and one praying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:48:08 2015 No.13681251 >>13681243 I'd trade a dozen Mantises for a single Kikimora, and then I'd have the Kikimora help me steal the Mantises back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:49:23 2015 No.13681256 >>13681243 I would trade 2 mantises and half of a Devilbug for 4 Siberian Jinkos, 2 spanish Kikimoras and half of a diet coke Who gives more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:51:55 2015 No.13681266 >>13681243 >>13681251 >>13681256 MG are NOT trading cards, they have feelings you know. Please be more considerate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:52:13 2015 No.13681267 >>13681213 Even if she's backing that ass up to you? >"Pull my tail, Anon! Sproing it! Make it go from curly to strait! Over and over again! Then I'm gonna give you the ham hocks!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:54:12 2015 No.13681275 >>13681266 What if there is actually a TCG out there? we are not talking about our waifus obviously. I have the ultra-rare Loli Lillim, who wants to trade for that one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:54:28 2015 No.13681277 >>13681266 >Implying they aren't slavers looking to trade stock for waifus.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:57:06 2015 No.13681289
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>>13681243
>>13681251
>>13681256

I'm starting to understand why people go into the slave trade.
With a few forward-thinking agreements and contracts I could end up with a surplus of spare MGs.
Not to mention the elves. For them a slave market is just a dating service.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:57:25 2015 No.13681290 I would trade a brown elf and a loli ushi-oni for a tan kikimora with perfect feathers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:59:03 2015 No.13681295 >>13681290 What age? I have an early teen one I got from south america. She's pretty hand with a sword as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:01:09 2015 No.13681306 >>13681289 Oh god you just made me realize what i was doing, i never thoguht shitposting would make me feel so bad, i was a antislavefag all along. Goddammit ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:02:47 2015 No.13681311 File: 198 KB, 737x1200, Ultra Rare Brown Kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13681290 I have that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM This feels so familiar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:07:32 2015 No.13681329 >>13681213 How about a fat lizardgirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:08:16 2015 No.13681333 >>13681306 I saw the whole 'trade x over y' thing as just stating preferences of sorts. Slavery is nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:09:41 2015 No.13681336 >>13681311 Where's she from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:10:17 2015 No.13681338 I want to start a maid force consisting of a Kraken, a skeleton, a minotaur, and salamander. I will call them the winds of cleaning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:13:57 2015 No.13681355 >>13681338 But Anon, none of them have wings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:15:20 2015 No.13681359 >>13681355 Eh, could always give them cybernetics to sort things out. Purely for maiding purposes of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:16:28 2015 No.13681362 http://i.imgur.com/gGF1VRS.jpg >Reading doujin about Yuki-Onna >Get to this part >Can't stop fucking laughing

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:16:38 2015 No.13681365

>>13681336
From Mexico, she jumped the border and began work as a maid for a rich man who recently became..."acquired" by a Tanuki after she personally devalued his memes, which left her out of the job and on the streets.

Had to bribe a border control officer who was about to deport her too.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:17:23 2015 No.13681367

>>13680748
>[x] Belly rubbing and head petting to the point that they start drooling, with a blissfully dopey smile on their face.
Adorable.
>[x] Cuddling with in a little log cabin by the fireplace while winter blizzards rage outside.
How else is one to keep their Warm-Climate Waifu comfortable in the winter chill?
>[x] Fucking like beasts in heat, letting both your needs take over your minds completely while you ravage each other.
Sounds like a great night.
>[x] Bonding together during week-long forays into the fiery autumn forest where you have only a knife, your wits, and a sleeping bag shared between you.
Cuddled up together inside a shared sleeping bag? That is, in fact, my fetish.
>[x] Dressing up in spats and a sports bra and practicing grappling arts with until you're both all sweaty and breathless.
And spats and a sports bra, gasping and sweating from a hard workout? That's a dickin'.
>[ x Going to the beach during summer with, and getting her to try out different lewd swimsuits while she blushes, then having fun on the secret beach she finds behind a rocky wall.
Beaches are great, though I kinda prefer waterparks. So obviously both must be done back-and-forth.
>[x] Getting pregnant and raising a litter of six little wolfgirl pups with, all endlessly excitable and playful and full of energy.
And more adorable!

In short [x] All of the Above and More

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:18:18 2015 No.13681370 >>13681367 . >>13680748

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:18:28 2015 No.13681374 >>13681362 Welcome to Tuna Town, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:19:18 2015 No.13681377 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wREZTvGpvY Pink fairy armadillo girl when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:20:45 2015 No.13681385 >>13681365 Mexican kikis are cheap as fuck, I want a Neapolitan nun kiki. Those are premium as fuck. Perfect black feathers with just a hint of brown in the skin. Fuck. Getting hard here just thinking about teasing one about marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:23:57 2015 No.13681397 >>13681385 Every kind of Kiki is an Olev Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:28:15 2015 No.13681410 File: 328 KB, 1901x1985, 9015..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A Centaur shows up to you in this garb. "I-It's taken me a while to gather the courage, but I'm finally ready to admit, I want to be your wife, Anon!" >What do?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:28:23 2015 No.13681412

>>13680636
I want to lull a group of monstergirl gamers into a false sense of security by pretending I have no idea what I'm doing before springing my trap and revealing that I know exactly what I'm doing.
I might still lose, but the sudden realization that I don't suck would be worth seeing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:30:04 2015 No.13681415 >>13681385 Well...she was a Nun before the Mexican Mafia kind of ruined her town. >implying there are enough Mexican Kikis to make them "cheap" I'm not to sure I'd sell her to you anyway since you sound like a bad guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:30:08 2015 No.13681417 >>13681410 I have my wife scare her off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:30:39 2015 No.13681418 >>13681410 Accept, horse pussy aside she looks cute enough and seems polite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:33:18 2015 No.13681423 >>13681410 Can we at least go on more than one date before you start busting out the wedding garb? ...Also, here, take my shirt, I think you might have accidentally forgotten yours in your haste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:35:08 2015 No.13681429 >>13681311 >brown kiki literal perfection. i want a brown kiki to lovingly take care of my garden while wearing a cut sunhat and dress

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:35:14 2015 No.13681430 >>13681410 >tribal horse barbarian in the clothing of her people >doesn't even try to contain those rude tits This is where I work with my tanuki wife to get the savage to sign a "marriage contract" and ship her off to the market.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:35:27 2015 No.13681431
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>>13681415
>not telling your nun kiki how you wish you could find a waifu like her
>not softly hugging her when you get home from a night out drinking
>not whispering to her that you wish she wasn't a nun so you could just marry her
>not asking her to sing to you
>not peeping on her bathing and masturbating furiously with her prayer beads while gasping her name just loud enough for her to hear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:36:14 2015 No.13681433 I want a Sumo Oni to lie on top of me after I stuff her belly with Meat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:37:11 2015 No.13681435 >>13681433 Sounds soft and squishy. I'd rather sumo kitsune though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:39:47 2015 No.13681441 >>13681433 Would a Sumo Oni just be an Oni who's got health instead of muscle?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:41:37 2015 No.13681446

>>13681441
Actually she'd probably have a bit more muscle than a normal oni BUT it would be buried beneath it all.
Sumo isn't about just putting a fat guy in the ring and saying "Move him", they've got to have some muscle there.
She would be chunky thought.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:43:43 2015 No.13681452 >>13681446 Imagine the hugs though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:44:10 2015 No.13681453 >>13681433 >>13681435 >Not wanting Sumo Jinko to chuff after a hearty meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:45:21 2015 No.13681456 >>13681452 >>13681453 I am, it would be wonderful. I'd rather a kitsune just to change things up although they're all great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:47:43 2015 No.13681460 >>13681452 Also imagine the Red face she makes after burping, telling you to pretend you didn't see or hear that, you baka

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:49:09 2015 No.13681463 >>13681460 OH? But I'm fairly certain I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:49:48 2015 No.13681464 >>13681460 I would say that's good because she couldn't hope to out-burp me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:50:13 2015 No.13681466 >>13681431 >catch nun kiki masturbating while moaning your name >pretend to be completely oblivious of this >constantly tease her about this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:51:01 2015 No.13681468 >>13681431 I want to constantly tease my prim Kiki maid with lewd stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:52:20 2015 No.13681474 >>13681466 >she's masturbating with the same beads Mastah had wrapped around his dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:53:18 2015 No.13681477 >>13681410 Impregnate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:54:03 2015 No.13681480 >>13681456 Odd ball? Why not a sumo kikimora? That's a maid I can get behind. Especially so I can admire that big rear of her's wiggling in the undersized dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:54:55 2015 No.13681482 >>13681410 Break out the fatty food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:55:08 2015 No.13681484 >>13681431 >>13681466 >>13681468 >>13681474 Kikis were made for sexual teasing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 13:57:27 2015 No.13681490 >>13681480 I want a Kiki to remind me that she's on a diet but order her to have dessert after every meal!

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:00:21 2015 No.13681502

>>13681490
>She starts wearing corsets to hide the belly she's getting.
>Doesn't help that the uniforms getting a little tight up top and her big ol' bottom is pressing against her dress.
>hfw when it snaps one day after she has to eat an especially large dessert mastah bought her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:04:19 2015 No.13681509 >>13681484 I still find it strange that we have no lewds for Kikis. Trying to preserve that pure image and leave it to the mind of the beholder?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:05:52 2015 No.13681514 >>13681509 Yes, for the lewd you have to take it from them rather than it being presented to you in a silver plate, it's the way of the teasing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:11:28 2015 No.13681532 >>13681509 I'm planning on doing a MC-mother-daughter kiki story that will eventually get lewd. It should be coming up very soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:12:39 2015 No.13681535 >>13681509 13 unique images in my Kiki folder and not a single one that shows any skin. Closest we have is that one of a Kiki masturbating at her computer. Kiki being fucked over her master's study table when?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:16:23 2015 No.13681547

>>13681502
>two months and 50 cakes laters she's now prime and ready for Monster Girl Sumo in the Super Middleweight division
>She doesn't want to do it, but master's orders
>Ends up winning her first tournament
>She sees Mastah is happy
>And that make her happy, and hungry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:17:37 2015 No.13681551 >>13681532 If we want to get into writefagging I can think of at least one mastah-raping story offhand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:18:53 2015 No.13681556 >>13681547 She'd be getting a big ol' victory dinner, some belly rubs, a few headpats and some cuddling. Maybe a little more depending on her mood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:20:50 2015 No.13681560 >>13681410 Take on dates, get to know her, probably marry, put some buns in her oven. But first of all get her some clothes. Centaur lingerie optional, but preferred.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:21:57 2015 No.13681563 >>13681482 Anon, you'll ruin her figure if you do that to her too often. She's a proud warrior from a proud, warrior race.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:26:07 2015 No.13681573 >>13681551 I don't want to spoil too much, but I'm definitely planning some femdom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:30:25 2015 No.13681583 >>13681556 Post coital cuddling with her would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:32:26 2015 No.13681589 I want to bully a big-tittied vampire police girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:33:03 2015 No.13681591 >>13681563 She can join the Kiki, Oni and Kitsune Sumo team

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:34:41 2015 No.13681601 >>13681589 Think they have regulations against drinking on the job?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:36:04 2015 No.13681608 >>13681589 It's not smart to harass the police.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:36:27 2015 No.13681612 >>13680298 It's not NTR if she is my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:37:28 2015 No.13681616 >>13680320 tender loving.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:38:06 2015 No.13681618

>>13681591
I dunno, the super heavyweight category is pretty competitive.
Does she have the gut(s) to go up against the ushi who's the champion?
Especially when said ushi has her friend from childhood in the stands who she used to cling to like a backpack?
Also, her tits are gonna be outrageous after all of this.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:38:26 2015 No.13681620

>>13681509
Because Kikis are suppose to be all prim and proper, not lewd at all. That's why we want to ripe their clothes off and fuck them over a table while they stutter about cleaning and what is and what isn't proper for a master and the help to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:39:28 2015 No.13681624 >>13681620 rip* dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:39:55 2015 No.13681626 >>13680320 Making tubby for alliteration purposes and then snuggling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:46:51 2015 No.13681649 >>13681618 Don't worry I have a foolproof plan It's called 'Make them so big their enemies can't push them out'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:47:31 2015 No.13681650 >>13681589 That's going to end with arm-bars everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:49:26 2015 No.13681655 File: 129 KB, 405x882, Tenderloveandbully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! Your cute Kiki maid couldn't resist and ate the last piece of the apple pie, which you were saving for later! How do you as a proper Master react?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:50:26 2015 No.13681660 >>13681655 Why would I be saving apple pie? I hate that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:51:09 2015 No.13681661 >>13681655 spanking and vigorous face fucking at the same time, followed by anal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:51:26 2015 No.13681663 >>13681655 Say I'm still hungry and proceed to stick my head under her dress at eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:51:28 2015 No.13681664 >>13681655 She's becoming Sumo Kiki 2 just like her Sensei/Senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:52:13 2015 No.13681668 >>13681655 Turn on the stove's burners and shove her face onto it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:52:29 2015 No.13681669 >>13681661 >spanking and vigorous face fucking at the same time Unless you're Stretch Armstrong I don't see how that could work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:52:34 2015 No.13681670 >>13681655 NO KIKI THAT'S A BAD KIKI! It's a spanking for her and then I put a dildo in her pussy and then comes the chastity belt. No release for a month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:53:22 2015 No.13681674 >>13681655 Deepthroat her so hard she vomits it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:54:25 2015 No.13681678 >>13681668 Ow The Edge

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:54:44 2015 No.13681679 >>13681669 she's on all fours, throating the D, and I'm reaching over and spanking. It's fun to do. not like she's very big, and I'm 6'2" so I have a good reach. now if this was with a Jinko, I'd probably have more difficulty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:54:48 2015 No.13681680 >>13681655 I was saving it for her anyway. Lightly scold her and give her some head pats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:56:30 2015 No.13681690 >>13681678 Her life is worth less then my sweet tooth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:58:54 2015 No.13681701 >>13681410 >Sorry lady, wrong person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:59:48 2015 No.13681704 >>13681678 I want to chain a Kiki up in my rape basement and make her wear pretty princess and paladin cosplays while I give her little pecks all over and sniff her hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:01:04 2015 No.13681708 >>13681655 I was saving it for her anyways. If it were the last slice of pumpkin pie though, she would have to be punished. Severely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:07:03 2015 No.13681717 >>13681690 All Hail Shadow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:07:05 2015 No.13681718 >>13681655 Order her to make a new pie and eat all of the slices except for one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:08:45 2015 No.13681727 >>13681589 "You're not gonna make that shot!" "You're gonna miss em!" "You're going to fuck this up I know it!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:09:22 2015 No.13681729 >all the kiki stories involve kiki suffering why? are there any stories about kikis getting loved tenderly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:10:09 2015 No.13681734 >>13681649 That..... Good luck with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:10:42 2015 No.13681736 >>13681729 There's one where Mastah loves his Kiki but she hates him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:12:58 2015 No.13681741 >>13681655 I take her out for ice cream. You can't eat pie without ice cream!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:13:03 2015 No.13681742 >>13681729 http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:13:09 2015 No.13681744 >>13681655 First come, first served. No real harm. Though I am curious as to what kind of pie she would prefer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:14:25 2015 No.13681747 >>13681736 LINK IT? what about a story where both the kiki and the master are happy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:16:53 2015 No.13681759 All this Fattening shit Is Trader back or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:18:13 2015 No.13681764 >>13681367 Anubisfucker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:19:48 2015 No.13681769 >>13681759 Eh, give it a bit and it'll die down. Tends to go in cycles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:20:12 2015 No.13681771 >>13681747 http://pastebin.com/3w6fRBB3 >both kiki and master are happy Never gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:21:37 2015 No.13681775 >>13681729 But most kikimoras love suffering! Some more than others, but its generally what they like.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:23:17 2015 No.13681778
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>>13681660
Your maid looks at you for a moment, before looking at the now empty plate.

“Master, then what did I eat?”

>>13681669
>>13681679
Giving your maid no chance to react, you quickly force her on all fours. Revealing your member you force it in her mouth and start pumping.
Before your maid fully registers what is happening she gives out a yelp as your hand comes down on her butt.

After it looks like your Kiki is about to vomit, you cease and push your maid to the ground. Giving her no chance to recover you remove her surprisingly wet panties and shove your spit lubricated member in her ass in less than five seconds.

The resulting mix of a squeal, scream and moan that followed was sure to woken the neighbours.
But it wouldn't stop till you had released your seed into her no less than six times. four of those with the aid of a little venom, for the both of you.

At the end your maid clearly burned off all those calories from your pie, and you were sure that the now wet and panting mess that remained of your cute maid would never do that again.

That is, till you find three new fresh pies on the table a week later.

She likes it rough ending.

>>13681664
And so you your Kikimora maid was force fed many pies a day, with a goal to turn her in the greatest Sumo Kiki alive.

Two months and lots of pies later, you now have a busty maid sporting D cups, an ass to kill for and nice and thick thighs.

Turns out your maid has all the right genes, causing all that extra weight to go to the right places.

Your dreams for a Sumo Kiki shattered in pieces and carefully dusted way, you now have a hot maid with an addiction to pies in the house.

But, perhaps this isn't so bad?

Pie ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:24:09 2015 No.13681782 >>13681771 Is there a single Kikimora story out there that won't make me mad or depressed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:25:27 2015 No.13681788 >>13681778 She ate a pie elemental.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:26:08 2015 No.13681789 >>13681782 Average wrote one involving Roombas. Punaldins Paladin Reintegration Programme features one too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:26:41 2015 No.13681790 >>13681778 >she likes it rough yusssss

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:29:16 2015 No.13681794 >>13681789 Reintegration Programme isn't really about kikimoras though. I forgot about Average's story. I should re-read that,

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:32:01 2015 No.13681803
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>>13681663
Saying that you are still hungry gives you a sad look from your maid.
Saying that you will simply satiate yourself with her instead causes for a confused look from your maid.
Pulling her towards you and sticking your head under her dress, causes for a surprised look from your maid.

It is only when you start licking her already panty less and sensitive area, that your maid understands what you meant.
You greedily start licking her nether regions, playing with her folds and teasing her clit with your tongue. It doesn't take long before her juices start flowing, those which you greedily lap up.

Ignoring her quickly loudening moans, you start licking harder, hoping to get more of her delicious juices. Just as you are about to give up and decide to give her one last strong lick, your prayers get answered. A stream, of what you hope consists only of her juices hits you in the face, as of the rest of your maid above moans in pleasure and collapses on top of you.

Mission complete, hunger satiated.

Eat the Kiki end.

>>13681668
In a fit of rage you grab your Kiki by the hair and pull her towards the burners stove.

You however never get far as you miss the puddle consisting of a strange fluid around the corner.

The next thing you know you wake up in a hospital bed. Your maid in tears and a torn contract in her hands, next to an older grey feathered stern looking Kikimora and a Mindflayer police officer.

Looks like the Mindflayer decided to read your mind to figure out what happened, and didn't like it one bit. One quick call to MGC Maid Central was enough to get her contract voided, despite the protests from your Kiki.

"I'm sorry Master, I only wanted to help you." are the last words your now ex-maid says to you, before leaving alongside the older Kikimora.

The Mindflayer officer however has other ideas, forcing you to choose between a solitary cell or a "wild" Amazon husband program.

Bad ending.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:32:11 2015 No.13681804

>Do deformed children or people with birth defects appear in the world of the guide book?
>Human society doesn't feel different of that from the real medieval times. They're human, but parts of monster friendly states and monstergirls can threat them. They'll get cured.
>Do humans with a serious mental disorder get cured of it upon monsterisation?
>They can be cured with monsterisation. Human men too can get rehabilitation from constant attendance of monstergirls, er, rather get cured together with Incubisation.

>Monstergirls begin begging human villages to hand them their lepers, their mentally ill, their homeless, their orphans, and their otherwise unwanted after the strategy of simply sneaking in to spirit them away failed
>Give them promises of love, a happy family, and to free them from their suffering
>But the humans would rather them suffer in life and join god in heaven than live in squalor and decadence and spend eternity in hell

This pleases my suffering boner again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:34:35 2015 No.13681808 >>13681778 >“Master, then what did I eat?” Probably an apple pie, whatever it's all fine.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:35:10 2015 No.13681810

>>13681782
I think Seafoam wrote a nice one about a Kikimora getting pissed at her master and domming him for his laziness. I'm not sure if that'd make you mad or not, but she isn't doing it out of spite.
Its also accurate if you go by their entry. They're meant to see lazy people as prey and after a while the whole meek maid thing will temporarily vanish as she violates her master out of frustration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:35:22 2015 No.13681811 >>13681804 So all monsters are like Maiden Astrea from Demon's Souls? Minus the plague baby wall of defense?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:36:14 2015 No.13681813 >>13681808 The pie wizard gifted her with pie for being a good girl before vanishing to feed a sad, lonely wurm with a love for pastries

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:37:44 2015 No.13681816

>>13681655

You call your kiki maid up to your room. Her expression is flushed as she enters.

"Yes Master, you summoned me?"

"Come here."

Your maid approaches slowly. You rise and gently hold her face in your hands.

"You ate the last piece of Apple Pie that I was saving."

"I'm s-sorry master, I didn't know. I just saw it and it looked so good."

"Well that's too bad, you'll have to be punished."

She stiffens as she realizes what she must do now. She begins to take off her maid uniform. Soon she naked before you, her gaze to the side.

"Now please come bend over the side of the bed."

She lays her head flat on the bed and raises her rear into the air. Her butt jiggles a little as she gets into position. All these sweets have made her gain some weight. Her voluptuous thighs shake with fear. You her giant, fluffy tail out of the way and ready your hand. Your maid clenches in anticipation. You slam your open palm onto her right butt cheek. It gives a satisfying smack as your hand makes contact. Your maid yelps in pain. You ready yourself again and come cracking down like a whip. The force of your hand making the flesh on her posterior ripple a little. She yips again, tears pooling in her eyes.

Man that's going to leave a mark. Might as well make the other cheek match. You raise your left hand this time and deliver another lovely sounding smack onto her left cheek. She jumps from that one. You go ahead and give her another.

She yips and yelps as you rain disciplinary slaps onto her hindquarters. Soon her rear is bright red. You decide her punishment has been fully delivered. Yet you feel unsatisfied.

You're now aware of her dripping wet cunt. Oh my... Your pants grow tight, you unbuckle your belt and pull down your pants. Your rock hard member stands at the ready. You kneel down to take a closer look. Her clit is stiff glistening with her juices. You gingerly pinch it.

Your maid gasps as you stimulate her. A soft moan escapes her pink lips.

"M-Master..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:37:44 2015 No.13681817 >>13681803 >"wild" Amazon husband program With that option it's more of a neutral end or start of a character arc. Like becoming a redemption butler or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:39:33 2015 No.13681824 Sometimes I wonder if cats are better than mice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:40:27 2015 No.13681825 >>13681803 I love this picture she looks so fucking soft.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:41:21 2015 No.13681829

>>13681804
In a medieval setting this would be pretty accurate. I mean, you're raised from birth to know that while the succubi blowing kisses at you from across the street is really sexy, she's only going to eat your eternal soul and replace it with something of theirs if you go with it.

I can honestly see humans in that world being very distrustful of Incubi. So they get flooded with demonic energy and suddenly start to love monstergirls? That sounds like a fantasy world version of The Body Snatchers. The last few humans in an overrun town must be nervous wrecks as their smiling friends and family tell them it's ok to let that Jinko carry them off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:41:56 2015 No.13681831 >>13681816 Continue, but use less spaces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:45:28 2015 No.13681840 File: 186 KB, 1000x1000, 1409986870977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to splice together a Holst and a Succubus to see just what I'd get. Maybe some cuttle fish and tree frog too.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:46:13 2015 No.13681842
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>>13681670
"B-but Master" Your Kiki stammers, before revealing the dildo already stuck in her pussy.

"You are already punishing me for the drink in your lap last month."

Your Kiki is crying now. It looks like she is truly sorry for what she did. The tears are flowing down her cheeks, and her feathery tail hangs curled around her leg.
Worse it seems like the vibrator in her pussy never really gave her much pleasure, like the only way for her to receive pleasure would be by the hands of someone she loved.

What do you do?

>>13681708
>>13681680
You sternly tell her that she is in big trouble, before you can't resist to smile and pet her on her head. You explain that the pie was actually meant for her, and that you wanted to suprise her with it.

That earns you hug from your maid, who nuzzles her head in your chest, thanking you for your kindness. It isn't before she promises to make you a delicious pumpkin pie, that she happily skips away.

She is certain to grow into a good and skilled maid. And who knows, perhaps even more?

Kiki's are olev end.

>>13681744
"I like any kind of pies Master!"
Shyly fidgeting your maid adds:
"But the best ones are made by you."

>>13681718
Your maid bows and quickly gets to work, preparing a new and tasty looking apple pie.

You greedily eat all the slices, leaving one left on the table. Your maid simpy eyes the remaining slice, with a slightly desperate look.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:46:33 2015 No.13681844 >>13681311 how hard is it to get a brown kiki? just how rare are they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:46:52 2015 No.13681846 >>13681840 >End up with a Fat Big Tit Succubus who moos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:47:19 2015 No.13681848 >>13681842 >You greedily eat all the slices, leaving one left on the table. Your maid simpy eyes the remaining slice, with a slightly desperate look. I meant that SHE eat all of the slices except for one, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:48:26 2015 No.13681849 >>13681840 Would Succuholst milk taste like strawberries?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:49:38 2015 No.13681853 >>13681840 But current MGE world Holsts ARE cow monsters combined with succubi. All the Demon Lord did was take the starting monster species and jam half a succubi in there too for everything. Its almost lazy on her part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:49:57 2015 No.13681854 >>13681849 That's not milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:50:45 2015 No.13681858 File: 386 KB, 863x1200, Blue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13681846 Science is glorious. >>13681849 Depends on the Succubus and their color. Might be blueberry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:52:09 2015 No.13681860 >>13681853 A. We aren't discussing anything about the MGE setting so don't bring it up. B. If that was the case all monsters would be classified as half Succubi and therefore have that mentioned in every one of their profiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:53:10 2015 No.13681863 >>13681849 And how about a hybrid Alpstaurus? Would they make vanilla flavored milk? Heavy cream?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:54:02 2015 No.13681866 >>13681844 Just travel to a part of the world with tanned birds. I'd like to think I'd have some luck finding them in So-Cal, but do I really want one from there? Unless they really are like shiny pokemon, in which case good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:54:10 2015 No.13681867 >>13681863 >vanilla flavored milk That's Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:55:33 2015 No.13681870 >>13681867 Darn, so which one has breastmilk that tastes like starbucks coffee? Chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:56:45 2015 No.13681874 >>13681870 Doppelganger or Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:58:18 2015 No.13681878 >>13681842 >"But the best ones are made by you" I shall whip up a boysenberry pie just for her. See if my culinary skills are getting any better. Maybe even feed her a slice in private...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:58:22 2015 No.13681879 >>13681860 >talking about holsts >not MGE What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:59:46 2015 No.13681881 >>13681870 Dark Holst A dark elf/holstaur hybrid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 15:59:52 2015 No.13681882 >>13681879 Holst is commonly used as slang for really any cow girl nowadays.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:05:49 2015 No.13681893

>>13681816
You run your index finger down the length of her slit, getting a feel of her soft flesh. You slip two fingers and spread her pink womanhood.

She gasps,"N-NooOOO... Master, s-stop!"

No can do, you begin to tease both her urinary tract and her clit, lightly nudging her smaller hole.

"Master! That's my- AGH!"

You slowly trace your finger around her woman hood letting her shiver with anticipation, at last you decide to let give her some kind of release. You ram your fingers into her flooded slit, she moans with pleasure.

"N-n.... ah."

You spread your fingers deep inside her like a pair of scissors, stabbing at her walls with your fingers. You feel her soft folds sucking your fingers inside her, the delicate, sensitive flesh molding to your touch. She's started to rock her hips against your hand now. Hmm.. She's enjoying this a bit too much. Then you get a very twisted idea. You pull your fingers free from her womanhood she lightly gasps in surprise as if she were begging you to continue.

"Wait here, and stay exactly like that. If I find that you moved you'll be in for it."

"Y-yes, Master..."

You leave the room and head to her's. You begin looking through her dresser until you find it, her personal vibrator. Yes, this should do nicely. You return to your room and click on the vibrator. The familiar hum makes her turn to look. Her eyes seem to grow dim as she sees it.

"Where did you get that?" She barks.

"That's no way to talk to your master, now be quiet."

"Yes, master."

You kneel down and begin teasing her clit once more with her toy. She suddenly gasps as they make contact. You begin circling her womanhood once again letting the vibrator do the work. She clenches up as you insert the toy, you keep it shallow though. You don't thrust it or anything, you just let it sit there for a while. You'd rather she didn't finish too soon. You sit on your bed and order your maid to kneel and bring her gorgeous face to eye level with your throbbing cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:07:16 2015 No.13681896 I want to be a baker with a bakery/creamery that feeds his Wurm waifu all the sweet treats she wants!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:07:47 2015 No.13681898 >>13681170 How so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:08:28 2015 No.13681900 >>13681896 What will you do when she starts getting chubby from all the sweets?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:10:11 2015 No.13681904 >>13681896 Careful, or she'll be joining the Oni, Kitsune, 2 Kikis and Centaur on the Sumo team

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:10:35 2015 No.13681908
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>>13681741
Not caring at all, you exclaim that she shouldn't have eaten that pie without eating a delicious icecream!

Dragging your maid to your favorite ice-cream, you buy your maid an ice cream with her favorite flavors. The old Wurm in charge exlaims that apple is her favorite flavor too before giving your maid an extra scoop.

You happily wander through your local park with your maid in tow, explaining her the wonders of ice-cream, made with Holstaur milk.

As you come home, you give your maid a pat on her head while commending her for her fine tastes before you leave her and head off to sleep.

Your maid simply ends up standing in the hallway dumbfounded. Wondering how she ended up with you, before heading back to her own room and continuing the "The Dense Master and You".

Icecream ending.

>>13681817
You are right, but in regards of his life as a Master and the maid herself I consider it a bad ending.

>>13681848
Your maid looks at you for a moment, before starting to giggle and giving you a smile.

"Thank you Master! But it's okay, I don't want any more pie."

Pondering for a moment, your maid continues.

"But Master, if you we could bake some pies together! I could teach you how to make delicious pies, and you could suprise me at another time."

Smiling at you, your Kiki wonders how she ended up with such a silly Master. And inside she knew, that she wouldn't want to have it any other way.

Evening things out end.

>>13681878
And so you did, suprising both yourself and your maid as you made the best goddam pie you ever made in your life. The slice you decided to feed her in private? It resulted in the best goddam night of cuddling you ever had.

private pie ending.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:12:43 2015 No.13681913

>>13681655
Shrug and prepare to walk through the frigid night to find myself some apple pie. Probably having to settle for McTanuki shit. I'm not american so I'm not about to violently sperg out over some one eating the food I buy. I can only hope that as a maid she'll be considerate enough from then on to not force her master out into the cold over her sweet tooth. And then maybe we could enjoy the last piece together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:15:37 2015 No.13681923 >>13681842 >What do you do? Take it out, forgiver her and hug the maid, and while her guard is down shove your dick in her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:16:41 2015 No.13681926 >>13681908 >Ice Cream End sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:19:51 2015 No.13681936 File: 155 KB, 912x1216, shinykikiappeared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13681866

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:21:18 2015 No.13681942 >>13681936 Oops seems image rotation failed. Sorry about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:22:39 2015 No.13681946 >>13681942 Daijobu. Take your time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:23:20 2015 No.13681949 >>13681936 Gods work, anon. By the way, you post often enough that you need at least an informal namefag title so we can reference you as someone other than "that one anon who did the X sketch"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:24:23 2015 No.13681952 >>13681936 See, this is why you never use your Master Ball. You never know when/if the holiest of grails will ever cross your path.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:24:49 2015 No.13681953 >>13681946 Fuck outta here with your Daijobu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:25:48 2015 No.13681958 >>13681936 What about shiny Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:26:36 2015 No.13681962 >>13681953 Aishiteru Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:27:42 2015 No.13681967 >>13681962 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:28:13 2015 No.13681969 >>13681949 Doodlanon? Quickddraw? PenIslandMayor?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:29:08 2015 No.13681972 >>13681969 I think we should just call him Anon.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:29:35 2015 No.13681974
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>>13681913
Annoyed by your maid you head out to find something to eat.

It's two hours later that you figure out that it's some shitty Tanuki holiday and that most stores are closed. Wondering why a Tanuki would ever want to celebrate a holiday you enter your home.

You are immediately assaulted by a delicious mouthwatering smell. It looks like your maid felt sorry and decided to bake you a new pie. Looks like she decided to use the strawberries she was growing in her own room to make you a strawberry pie.
It certainly looks delicious. Do you dig in and forgive her anon? Or are you a cruel Master?

>>13681923
You pull the vibrator out and start petting your maid on her head. Hugging one another your maid cries thankfull tears. That is, until you suddenly shove your mandhood inside her, resulting in a squeel.

"You still are a naughty maid, and have to receive some punishment for that pie" you whisper to her, as you start pounding away.

Where she first seemed to be insensitive and dry, was now a sensitive area, accompanied by a torrent of fluids. Your Kiki simply lets it all happen, her head hanging back, her tongue out of her mouth and her eyes rolled back.

Once you dick the maid to your hearts content, and then a little more. You simply scoop the panting girl up and carry her to your room where you spend the rest of the night using her as a daki.

Punishment ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:29:56 2015 No.13681975 >>13681972 Yeah, I vote for Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:30:30 2015 No.13681977 >>13681936 Shiny kiki is pretty good. Not as good as Shiny Dragon-chan, but it'll do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:31:22 2015 No.13681980 >>13681949 I don't see the problem in them being known as '/mgg/ draw anon' thanks again for the kiki drawings last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:32:31 2015 No.13681985 >>13681974 I smile weakly and go to bed because I was irritated and flustered and didn't dress appropriately, and caught a mild hypothermia out wandering. Fucking tanuki holidays.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:32:39 2015 No.13681986

>>13681972
There's no harm in giving in a nickname.

Don't forget there's a big difference between someone tripfagging themselves for attention/rep, and merely having a nickname to make conversation easier. I mean, calling him [namehere] is easier than:

- It reminds me of that one drawing anon guy
- Who?
- You know, that guy who did the [picture description here]
- Which one?
- [Posts picture]
- Oh, that guy, yeah.

It's just much easier in terms of conversation flow to call him something other than anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:33:43 2015 No.13681990 Would you convert to Judaism is it meant you could finally marry your tanuki waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:34:39 2015 No.13681991 >>13681990 No, because she's not a real MG. No MG would convert to a religion promoting monogamy, abstinence, and long, boring non-sexual religious events.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:34:54 2015 No.13681993 >>13681986 Then we need to think of something. Something cute, like the drawings but not overly cute that people might overdose How about Sketch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:35:33 2015 No.13681994 >>13681986 I think it's better if he either creates a handle for himself, or chooses to remain anonymous. >>13681990 Tanuki's aren't jewish, which is mostly threadcanon shenanigans at work.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:35:34 2015 No.13681995

>>13681893
She eyes your cock with desire, she starts to pant a little. You grab her by the chin and raise her gaze to meet yours. You let a crooked smile loose onto your face.

"You know what to do."

She nods slowly. She outstretches her tongue and makes contact with the base. She lightly runs it up the length of your shaft. Her tongue leaves a trail of saliva as it travels upward. She finally comes to the head and gives it a light kiss, she licks the top and begins to tenderly tease the small hole. She runs her tongue around the head like she's licking an icecream cone. You lightly brush her hair out of the way and guide her back down to the base. She once again glides her tongue up your shaft, leaving a fresh coat of saliva glistening in the light. She kisses you head once more and forces the tip into her mouth. She sucks on the head a few times before pulling away and sliding her soft, pink tongue down to the base and to your testicles. She nibbles lightly on the skin of your scrotum and licks at the baggy flesh. You takes one of your testicles into her mouth and sucks on it. She ejects it and runs her tongue up your shaft a final time before taking your manhood into her mouth. Her head descends slowly and gracefully, she takes the full length, straight to the hilt. You can feel the flesh in her throat wrap around you like a sheath. She deep throats you for awhile before rising and falling. You can feel your orgasm coming quickly. You grab the sides of her head and ram your cock down her throat and buck your hips, you spray thick globs of semen down her esophagus. She chokes somewhat as you relieve yourself inside her mouth. You pull out of her and she starts to cough wildly.

You get up again, and order your maid onto the bed. She bends over on top of the mattress and debate whether or not to remove the vibrator or just pleasure yourself with her other hole.

Hmmm.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:36:43 2015 No.13681999 >>13681949 Pen-kun. Cus he drew it with a pen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:37:43 2015 No.13682002 >>13681995 *you debate whether or not

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:38:26 2015 No.13682004 >>13682002 Will you pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:39:14 2015 No.13682006 >>13682004 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:39:30 2015 No.13682008 >>13681993 Has to be more unique than that, otherwise finding his pictures in the archives will be a total bitch due to how often such a generic word comes up in search.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:40:19 2015 No.13682012 >>13681986 Anonymous drawfag works, we don't have any others that decide to stay anon after more than a handful of pics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:40:43 2015 No.13682013 >>13682008 Ah, yeah. You're right Huh, this is harder than it looks

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:40:59 2015 No.13682015
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>>13681985
Too tired to eat, you simply crash your cold body into your bed and try to drift off to sleep. As you roll over once, wondering when the cold and shivering will end, you suddenly hear your bed creak as your maid enters it and wraps herself around you.

Happy thoughts enter your head, as your maid warms you up and slowly headpats you to sleep. Thankfully you can always count on your cute maid.

She truly cares for you ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:42:40 2015 No.13682022 >>13681900 Don't know about him but I'd be cuddling her even more if she did. I can't say no to giving a wurm sweets (as long as it's made for her and not stolen) >>13681904 She will be the softest wurm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:42:54 2015 No.13682023 >>13682013 >>13682012 Sidhe-tan? Cause that's the art MG. And the diminutive "-tan" because they're too scared to pick a name for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:43:47 2015 No.13682028 >>13681858 all that blueberry and health makes my crotch feel funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:44:02 2015 No.13682031 >>13681878 >boysenberry pie You have good taste. We're friends now.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:44:25 2015 No.13682032
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>>13681655
Was thinking more of that recent jitsu wa pose where Akane apologizes (that and I'm sorry for butchered spelling). The other draws I guess were followups (except for the please leave one; that's probably for>>13681736)

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:44:53 2015 No.13682035

>>13682015
In that case then the next day, I ignore her blushing chiding as I reheat her strawberry pie and eat it with her for breakfast, despite her protests that it's not a proper breakfast, on the grounds that there's nothing else I'd want to eat. And I'd hope that if she truly did care she wouldn't repeat the mistake without at least telling/asking me beforehand. And I'd hope she doesn't mind cold hands as I sink them into her warm, soft body for warmth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:46:15 2015 No.13682043 >>13681958 Shiny Lilims with perfect nature and IVs Except in SpAtk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:46:30 2015 No.13682046 >>13682032 >Sleeper hold I love it.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:47:10 2015 No.13682047

>>13682023
Doesn't roll off the tongue to be honest. Christ, is this what naming a kid is like? Pets you can just give them anything and call it a day.
But this is some forethought thinking here. You can't just call them one thing because they'll be made fun of at school, or no one will take 'em seriously when they're older

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:48:02 2015 No.13682051 >>13682032 Oh wow, you doodle a lot in your free time don't you? I should really consider picking up drawing again at some point and get a Wacom tablet or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:48:37 2015 No.13682054 >>13682032 What's in the sack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:52:16 2015 No.13682064 >>13682032 Those two on the left are cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:57:03 2015 No.13682077 >>13681412 Make a bet with them an hustle them hard. Tell them if you win,, they have to do what you say for a week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 16:57:11 2015 No.13682078 >>13682047 Leanan-tan? I mean, to be unique enough to not drown search results with false positives in the archive, it basically has to be at least a little awkward (e.g., rarely used) enough of a name

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:01:01 2015 No.13682091 >>13682078 See, Leanan-tan isn't bad, same with Sidhe-tan. And I was going to suggest Leana, but we don't know MD's gender. Then again, there is Loen Then again, we have enough L named artists as it is Then again, at this point anything'll do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:03:21 2015 No.13682100 >>13682091 I'd say go with Sidhe-tan. Makes it clearer we're referencing the art fairy, while Leanan-tan just sounds like a random name. And yeah, fairy is appropriate, since he appears out of nowhere and does art like some sort of fairytale fairy.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:07:14 2015 No.13682113

>>13682100
Yeah, I goess Sidhe-tan'll do. Though, I have a feeling people'll drop the -tan after a while. And just call 'em Sidhe. Or Sidhe-kun
I don't know. I don't like it. Call it personal opinion. But I can't really argue since I've got nothing better
Parenting man.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:08:52 2015 No.13682117 File: 674 KB, 1843x2513, whatsinthesack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682054 (Pies from >>13681813) for (>>13681958)

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:09:46 2015 No.13682119

>>13681995
You take a look at her other hole, you spread it some and see that she's kept it very clean. You force a finger inside her little, white, starfish and wriggle it.

"Wah?! Master what are you doing?!"

"Ah Ah Ah, you're being punished, silence."

She begrudgingly holds her tongue, as you explore her anus. It's soft and spongy and has a strange feel different from her cunt. You decide to have a little taste. You remove your finger and grab a firm hold of her butt. You spread her cheeks and open her hole a little wider now. You worm your tongue into and she yips.

"Ah, not my butt! Master! Please! This feels weird!"

It tastes like salt, your force your tongue in and out with a piston motion. She continues to squeal with embarrassment as you give her a rimjob. She's practically begging you to stop, yet she's starting to moan. The sensation of having her anus teased is sending shivers up her body. She's yipping with delight as you squirm your tongue around her insides.

"M-master! Agh!"

You start to tease her clit alongside her butthole. She's moaning like an injured animal. Her hips are rocking like a cradle now. You guess she must really like this. Alright then... Lets see how she takes it in the backdoor...

You pull out your tongue and give her hole just one more lick on the outside. You see that it's twitching, begging for more.

You head to the other end and force your shaft into her mouth. She accepts it willingly. You take a moment to ensure your cock is well lubricated. You return to her rear and lay your manhood against her hindquarters, she's waiting now. You decide to stay like this for exactly ten seconds before nudging your head against her twitching butthole. You press yourself against her hole, it resists your entry but gives way slowly.

"ah aaah aaaaaaaaaaaah!"

You push past the head and only cease once you take it to the hilt. Your entire length is now buried in her ass. You let it sit, and let her rest, you don't want to kill her...

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:09:59 2015 No.13682121

>>13682113
Well, "-kun" is most frequently used in the thread for shitposter nicknaes. (freedom-kun, etc). So having a -chan, -tan, -sama, or anything else feels better.

>>13682117
Also, you hear that? I, by the power vested in me as some idiot on an image board, hereby title thee "Sidhe-tan", the art fairy of /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:10:50 2015 No.13682124 >>13682117 You're a treasure, mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:11:15 2015 No.13682126 >>13682114 >bitter sub But if he was a sub he wouldn't do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:14:17 2015 No.13682129 >>13682114 >sub >getting revenge Top kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:14:24 2015 No.13682130 >>13682121 >So having a -chan, -tan, -sama, or anything else feels better. Yeah. I guess so. But "-kun" just sounds cuter, you know I don't know. Yeah, you're right. Let's go with Sidhe-tan >Idiot O-Oh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:15:09 2015 No.13682135 >>13682126 It worked!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:18:07 2015 No.13682143 >>13682119 >Punishment >Going at a pace comfortable for her >Not doing her roughly and fast enough to make her her ahego >Not unlocking the "she likes it rough" perk Still awesome writing. Continue.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:18:22 2015 No.13682144

>>13681655
I'm conflicted! On the one hand she's an adorable Kiki who hasn't done anything else like this, and it's just a piece of pie. On the other hand my family used to do a weird thing where they would eat leftover food to keep me from having it, or would at least use that excuse after throwing it out. I wasn't overweight or dieting, so there isn't that excuse. It gets into all kinds of drama. I guess to her I'm super polite and say it doesn't matter, but the fact that I can't even trust my maid not to eat my food when I'm not looking still bothers me more than physically losing the pie. It's not like that's her fault though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:21:23 2015 No.13682154 >>13681974 > Do you dig in and forgive her anon? Or are you a cruel Master? forgive her. praise her cooking and then overwhelm her with cuddles and then tease but blueball her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:22:22 2015 No.13682159 >>13682126 A sexual submissive isn't guaranteed to be a doormat on every level. The most entertaining femdom stuff feature people who sub despite their demeanor and non-sexual actions implying otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:24:49 2015 No.13682168 >>13681764 Yes. Good spotting. Have a cookie for your good job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:27:57 2015 No.13682181 >>13682168 I don't even really make an effort to spot you, but you seem to share so many of my goddamn preferences and tastes that I can pick you out from nearly 3000 posts.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:30:55 2015 No.13682190

>>13681853
>>13681860
All MGs in the MGE are Quasi-Succubi (Or more). Since that's how MGs work in the MGE.

Monsters are controlled by the Demon Lord. When a Succubus took the role, this caused her to directly influence all Monsters, turning them into quasi-Succubi "Monster Girls". Thus, all those that were once "Human-Like" are now "Succubi-Like" instead, thus why certain MGs like Elves, Dwarves, Fairies, Nereid, Amazons, Kunoichi and Vampires are classified as "Succubus Family".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:32:45 2015 No.13682195 >>13682190 I'm still salty that MGE Vampires aren't classified as undead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:33:30 2015 No.13682197 >>13682190 I think it's more "They're heavily influenced by Succubi" than "They're now all part Succubus". Sounds like another thing we should ask KC about., since it's very likely

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:34:42 2015 No.13682206

>>13682190
Pretty much this.

>>13682197

The other thing to keep in mind is that each monster species has its own unique strain of monster mana and all of them have a bit of succubi mana mixed in now.

This was actually talked about. For instance if so much Slime mana is in a certain area that Demon Realm would be a Slime Demon Realm, and women monsterized there will become slimes instead of just succubi.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:35:00 2015 No.13682207

>>13682195
>Implying it matters

Don't forget that MGE "undead" can basically do everything regular humans can, including get pregnant, eat normal food, etc. They just have the added bonus of immortality on top of it... which is hardly something to complain about

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:35:19 2015 No.13682209 There is nothing wrong with MGs being part succubutts, it's basically like saying a MG is part best girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:35:31 2015 No.13682211 >>13682195 But they are, friend. http://i.imgur.com/k4ktxJA.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:36:16 2015 No.13682214 >>13682195 She's Family: Succubus but is Type: Undead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:36:21 2015 No.13682215 >>13682117 Adorable A+ And keep up the good work!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:36:22 2015 No.13682216 >>13682209 >part best girl Oh anon, will you ever stop being wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:36:29 2015 No.13682217 >>13682206 So really they just have Succubus mana in them, influencing them to a degree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:36:48 2015 No.13682220 >>13682197 he actually classifies all monstergirls as 'half human half monster'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:38:06 2015 No.13682225 >>13679982 Thank God somebody tackled that so I don't have to actually commit any effort to doing it. Same thing with Nazis. Very cute man, keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:38:33 2015 No.13682227 >>13682217 Yes, or more specifically the DL's type of succubus mana which is probably a stronger strain. It seems to be a part of them anyway since it reshaped them so thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:39:07 2015 No.13682229 >>13682217 The Succubus Mana is why they're Monster Girls in the MGE. And why they all crave the D. Because, as was previously said, Monsters are all influenced by the Demon Lord, who is now a Succubus. Thus, D-Craving Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:40:11 2015 No.13682234 >>13682227 It's less that hers reshaped them because hers was so strong/potent, and more that she was able to be put in a position to reshape them because hers was so strong.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:40:19 2015 No.13682235

>>13682119
The feeling of her tight walls clenched around your cock is heavenly. Her fleshy tunnel pushes against you endlessly, trying to expel you. But you hold steady, riding the waves of pleasure that keep running through your member. She's panting. You decide you've waited enough and pull out slowly. She moans slowly, her hot breath escaping her lungs, she legs start to give way. You force your cock back down to the hilt and she lets out a slow, desperate.

"Yyyeeeeeeeeess~"

You smile. You start to get a bit more forceful and begin to piston her butthole, letting the soft walls coil around you. Then you pick up speed, you slam your slick cock into her ass like a jackhammer. She yips with pleasure as you tear into her twitching asshole she rocks her hips against you begging you to continue ravaging her hungry ass. Her legs give way and she can no longer hope to support herself. You cast a glance at her head and you notice that she's got her head pressed into the mattress and she's drooling.

She's really getting into this isn't she?

You give her ass a hard smack and she suddenly yelps. That woke her up. She clenches as the blow comes down, her butthole hardens like a vice grip. You give her another hard smack and she once again yelps in a mixture of pain and pleasure, her drooling passage crushes your manhood, the pressure making you wriggle with pleasure. The sensation of your maids butt just feels so good you can't help but grunt a little. You smack her ass again and anticipate the sudden clasping sensation. You pull her close to you and grab her by her breasts. You squeeze her soft, milky lumps as hard as you can, she squeals and wriggles in your lap. Her ass feels amazing. You nuzzle her neck and she pulls you closer with her arms. You tease her stiffened nipples.

"Please Master! I'm gonna- ah! AGH!"

You yourself are about to orgasm. You grab her by the hips and pound her tight ass. She moans loudly as she prepares to cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:40:33 2015 No.13682236 >>13682216 When will you. Succubutts are the purest form of monster girls, no gimmicks like crazy legs or fur or feathers, just love

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:40:34 2015 No.13682237 >>13682227 But not enough of a part of them to say that they are part Succubus. It'd be like saying a guy who had an organ transplant is now part Armstrong because his kidney came from a guy named that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:41:49 2015 No.13682243 >>13682237 Well, he would be, wouldn't he? Cause a part of an Armstrong is now in him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:42:02 2015 No.13682244 >No oneesan Devils I am late to the party on this but just as rustled. Now to figure out what those CC cakes do to them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:42:23 2015 No.13682246 >>13682236 >love I'm fucking dying here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:43:09 2015 No.13682251 >>13682243 Anon it doesn't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:43:25 2015 No.13682252 >>13682237 I would love to get a kidney from him! Although a heart transplant might work better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:44:16 2015 No.13682256 File: 254 KB, 640x480, Womanlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682244 >Devils

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:44:28 2015 No.13682257 >>13682237 There's also the case of feeding on Spirit Energy, some being more dependent on it than others. It's a fine line, but I think it's splitting hairs. It wouldn't change anything depending on what interpretation you go with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:44:38 2015 No.13682258 >>13682251 I'm just saying that technically, a part of an Armstrong now makes up a part of his body, therefore he is part Armstrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:45:54 2015 No.13682263 >>13682256 Why are devils portrayed as implikes? Is it because of some JRPG using the name for that kind of demon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:46:01 2015 No.13682265 >>13682256 She's is tiny. Therefore she must be head patted, cuddled and impregnated

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:46:32 2015 No.13682267
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>>13682032
I love it. Cute Kikimora's can't have enough content. The pose/face i'd love to see on a Kiki is the "It was me, Dio!" one. Probably fit for a slightly yan maid.

On a different note:
How long did it take you to reach your current level of art skill?
>>13682117
That is just adorable.

>>13682035
Thankfully your maid learned from the event and now safeguards your food carefully. Always asking before taking food, any food. Perhaps you should tell her that there's no need for her to ask you each time she wants to grab a chip or a cookie. But you find it just too cute.

As for your cold hands? Your maid simply made it her job to warm you up each night, cuddling up with you despite the cold. Alongside that, she always makes it her job to suprise you with a small warm desert in the morning, alongside your breakfast.

"Just so you stay extra warm and have enough energy for the day Master!"

is what she always tells you with a smile.

Who knew such a simple event could have had such a change.

She really really does care ending.

>>13682144
You politely tell your Kiki that it's alright. But the gleam in her eyes make it clear that she doesn't believe you.

And soon you start finding various treats waiting for you after work, or just before you want to head to your bed. At some point you even started getting food send to you at work. Which you then have to protect, as it often goes missing if you look away. Your co-worker Wurm telling you that mouse-girl took it, while wiping her face.

You consider telling your Kiki that she can stop and that everything is okay. But giving a glance at the piece of pie on the table, you decide that it's just fine as it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:49:18 2015 No.13682276 >>13681655 Ask her if she'd been skipping her daily milk rations again. A glass a Hathor milk with every meal builds strong bones and wide hips. Light spanking followed by milk rations she probably missed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:49:40 2015 No.13682278 File: 385 KB, 640x420, Best boots.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682265 >impregnated Oh that happens alright. A lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:51:35 2015 No.13682291 >>13682278 I known. Now I'm just going to make it happen more often

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:51:59 2015 No.13682293

>>13682235
You shoot your load into her ass and she cums spraying her juices all over your legs. She lets out a long moan as waves of pleasure swell through her body. Her eyes roll into her skull and her tongue slips out of her mouth.

"Yes! I love you master! Ah, yeeess!"

You both collapse onto the bed. You remove the vibrator from her crotch and turn it off before casting it aside. She looks up at you, smiling.

"I love you master, will you please forgive me?"

"Yes, I forgive you. But don't take sweets again without asking."

"Alright master, thank you."

She nuzzles your chest before finally falling asleep, exhausted from her punishment. You crack a smile, it wasn't exactly punishment, but then again she only stole a slice of pie. You pull her close, getting a final feel of her soft, healthy hips before finally drifting off to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:53:01 2015 No.13682299 File: 1.66 MB, 1200x1600, cf68cd0e508ef4056df614745a7bb806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682278 Girls wearing good boots is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:53:29 2015 No.13682301 >>13682276 I want to feed from Hathor for 100 years and gain bullshit powers from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:55:01 2015 No.13682306 >>13682276 >Hathor milk Do you want her knocking over everything anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:56:12 2015 No.13682307 >>13682293 And here's the pastebin as promised http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:57:48 2015 No.13682313 File: 540 KB, 800x600, 1426694969820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682291 >I known Did you mean "I've"? >More often Anon.... >>13682299 I know, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:58:47 2015 No.13682317 >>13682301 You will be, according to my expert, "Fucking Invincible" >>13682306 She'll be fine, I have faith in her. Go Kiki go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 17:59:49 2015 No.13682321 >>13682313 My dick will find a way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:03:40 2015 No.13682335 File: 16 KB, 300x420, 11407045_10206748637492709_1344626614811403119_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682317

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:03:41 2015 No.13682336 >>13682307 Nice job with it. Not huge on anal, but it was nice.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:04:12 2015 No.13682340
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>>13682321
>My dick will find a way
>Obsessed with impregnating
You sound oddly familiar. Pic will be deleted shortly.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:07:10 2015 No.13682351

>>13682267
Aww! That's adorable. I would feel of bad guilt tripping her into cooking me desserts all the time, though. She deserves someone who would just wait until she was baking something else a week later, then eat some of the dough and jokingly call it even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:09:51 2015 No.13682359 Am I the only one who would like a purely platonic relationship with a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:11:31 2015 No.13682363 >>13682359 It would depend on the type. I'm definitely not opposed to being friends with some, but there are certain types that I would have a hellva time not going for if they were single.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:12:50 2015 No.13682365 >>13682359 It'd be nice to see one of those kinds of stories instead of just pure, unadulterated sex all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:14:20 2015 No.13682369 >>13682359 That's not what I'm here for, but I wouldn't mind making platonic friends with other MGs if I've already gotten a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:14:40 2015 No.13682372 The fact that i just missed the Kikifest makes me angry. Kikis are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:17:20 2015 No.13682379 >>13682372 Fuck you faggots and your goddamned Kikimoras all the goddamned time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:18:45 2015 No.13682386 >>13682379 Hey it's not my fault that you have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:19:01 2015 No.13682389 I want to exchange my Kikimora maid for an Alp maid who's lazy and just bums out most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:19:55 2015 No.13682391 >>13682379 Fine. We'll talk about Matangos instead. Spread the infestation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:19:59 2015 No.13682393 >>13682379 Anon, what am I gonna do with all that salt? Open up a salt store?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:20:26 2015 No.13682396 >>13682386 Different anon, I like them, but they're like the manticores and cheshires of the olden days. Too much is tiring.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:20:48 2015 No.13682398
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>Be young boy in rich family
>Head Kiki maid likes to spoil me
>She is more of a mother to me than my actual one, who is passed out drunk by the pool, at 1 PM, with the pool boy fondling her
>One day she brings her daughter and introduces me to her
>Dad tells me to get to know her, as she will be my future head maid when I inherit the estate in the future
>He then leads the Kiki by hand into his study and locks the door
>I am left alone with the young Kiki in the tiny maid outfit
>She shyly smiles at me while her tail wags a bit
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:21:14 2015 No.13682401 >>13682379 No one talks about your waifu or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:21:47 2015 No.13682406 >>13682335 I missed it but was that sundowner? It's probably sundowner

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:22:38 2015 No.13682409 >>13682396 I don't know Anon, i am far too deep in the Kiki pit, for me it's the kind of thing that never tires you no matter what. This hole is made for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:22:48 2015 No.13682412 >>13682398 Become Buddah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:23:05 2015 No.13682413 >>13682398 Ask her her name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:23:38 2015 No.13682416 >>13682398 >Drunken Cheating Slut Mom >Father who takes comfort in the body of his head maid What an awful family. I saw elope with the Kiki as young adults and make a nice living somewhere. Maybe a nice mountain lodge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:23:47 2015 No.13682418 >>13682398 Get to know her...somehow. The introversion is gonna make it difficult, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:23:49 2015 No.13682419 >>13682398 Get to know her, obviously. What else is there to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:23:51 2015 No.13682420 >>13682393 You might as well open up an entire mine because you asshats are going to run them into the ground just like you did Manticore, Cheshire, and Alps.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:23:56 2015 No.13682421

>>13682359
How do you feel about the idea of a story where monstergirls are still more base, instinctual beings than humans, but don't actually live off of sex?

So you'll always hear rumours of dangerous monstergirls kidnapping and raping men, but for the most part, you can get through a day with just a werewolf sniffing you in a shop, and not following up on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:24:06 2015 No.13682425 >>13682307 >>13682293 >>13682235 >>13682119 >>13681995 >>13681893 >>13681816 Those Kiki's are getting lewder with the day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:24:50 2015 No.13682428 File: 50 KB, 500x282, it_was_me_dio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682267 >The pose/face i'd love to see on a Kiki is the "It was me, Dio!" one. Probably fit for a slightly yan maid. Here, have a really, really badly done version.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:29:25 2015 No.13682443

>>13682419
>>13682418
>>13682413
>I ask her what her name is
>She squeaks out a name
>But I couldn't hear it over the noises coming from my Dad's Study
>I figure names will come later, and take her to my playroom
>As we leave loud slapping can be heard echoing from the Study

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:30:22 2015 No.13682444 >>13682389 But Anon, now it'll be your turn to train, and the maid's turn to learn! Hopefully the Kikimora has maid you ready to take on such a heavy responsibility of making the Alp maid fit to serve a master such as you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:32:43 2015 No.13682452 >>13682443 >take her to my playroom Oh boy. Lets have some playtime. And this kids dad is a fucking cheating slut.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:33:02 2015 No.13682454

>>13682372
Don't worry anon. The cute young Kiki is bound to make a new mistake soon enough. I'm sure you'll get to punish her with headpats by then.

>>13682351
That would likely distress her even more, making her think that she isn't good enough as a maid. Just headpat the Kiki instead anon.

>>13682428
Thank's anon, I appreciate your try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:33:13 2015 No.13682456 >>13682443 Play house with her she can be the maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:33:29 2015 No.13682459 >>13682443 And that's the day you find out why Dad and his Kiki called each other 'Old Yeller' and 'Lassie'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:37:02 2015 No.13682467 >>13682421 Do it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:39:12 2015 No.13682474 >today's list: mgs that would be difficult to perform cunnilingus on

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:39:37 2015 No.13682476 >>13682454 >That would likely distress her even more, making her think that she isn't good enough as a maid. How did my application get through in the first place? I have no idea how you're supposed to treat a kiki!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:40:28 2015 No.13682480 >>13682452 And the mother being drunkenly fondled by the pool boy isn't? Like I said, soon as they're old enough, Heir and Kiki should elope to a nice mountain lodge.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:40:51 2015 No.13682484

>>13682456
>>13682459
>>13682452
>Decide to play house with her
>She looks at me a awkwardly smiles
>"I-It's not lupus."
>I stand there for a minute before asking what she is talking about
>"N-Nothing..."
>The Wurm Chef slithers by the door to the room carrying a large plate of pancakes
>"I've been looking for you! You two want some panckes?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:41:16 2015 No.13682486 >>13682474 A certain stinky shitbug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:41:56 2015 No.13682488 >>13682486 For fuck's sake, this Alp level meme needs to get the fuck out harder than he and his progeny with Bob

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:42:43 2015 No.13682493 File: 387 KB, 1000x1000, 1397432207589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682474 Slime. How do you perform oral on a freeform onahole? And actually getting slime in your mouth can't be healthy, particularly for a more dangerous species.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:42:47 2015 No.13682495 >>13682480 Yeah, I actually missed that part initially, and went back to see if it was two sided. They are both shitty. >>13682484 Oh god. This girl. We must secure a future. Yes, let us have pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:43:17 2015 No.13682496 >>13682476 It's okay anon. Everyone has to start somewhere and you will simply learn in time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:43:44 2015 No.13682498 I want to force Chubby Alp Senpai to perform cunnilingus on a stinky Oomukade via Midnflayer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:43:50 2015 No.13682499 >>13682484 >But she's holding waffles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:43:53 2015 No.13682500 >>13682488 >Calls something an Alp level meme >Mentions Bob Hypocrisy, thy name is Anonymous

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:43:56 2015 No.13682502 File: 408 KB, 723x1000, ec812555cba55d1c19273964dbe2f1c4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682474 Kraken. It's...somewhere in there, you just gotta find it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:44:58 2015 No.13682507 >>13682498 But where do Kikis and Elves fit into this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:45:12 2015 No.13682509 >>13682493 What if slimes can selectively harden parts of their body to improve sex, letting you lick them without it being impossible? It could be one of the best tasting pussies ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:45:43 2015 No.13682510 >>13682484 >'I-It's not lupus.' Waifu that maid immediately, then watch every season together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:45:47 2015 No.13682511 >>13682474 >Manticore Implying she'll let you even touch her pussy on your first time together.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:47:11 2015 No.13682520

>>13682467
Oh, well, I wasn't actually going to. Not yet, anyway.

If I did write something like that, it'd probably be a long-ish story, with chapters and all that jazz. Actual character development, where the MC and the main monstergirl spend most of the story growing their friendship and overcoming hurdles. Having arguments, wondering wherever or not they really love each other, that sort of thing.

I've been planning something for a month or so, but the execution is a bit of an issue, especially under my schedule.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:47:42 2015 No.13682521 >>13682507 On my dick obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:47:52 2015 No.13682523 >>13682474 Slime, Ghost, Giant slug, Roper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:48:04 2015 No.13682524 >>13682495 >>13682510 And then you find out that she's actually your half sister. >>13682499 Chocolate chip waffles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:50:20 2015 No.13682535 >>13682524 Depending on how old they are, that wouldn't be much of an issue to begin with. Growing up together without knowing of the relation would work too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:51:43 2015 No.13682539 >>13682535 They find out later in life when they're older. While they're young they play together and such without even knowing.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:52:06 2015 No.13682540

>>13682502
>It's...somewhere in there, you just gotta find it.
She could practically flip herself inside out to expose it or latch onto your face and put you where you need to go, Anon. Kraken and scylla shouldn't even be an issue.

Alraune looks like her angle of entry might be a bit awkward and arachne types as well as girties would probably need you on your back, but otherwise if you wanted to eat out an MG that wasn't opposed to it you'd have little issue.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:52:28 2015 No.13682541

>>13682524
>she's actually your half sister.
I feared as much... Ask dad if his head maid is his sister. If I'm going through with this, I need to know just how much cousin-fucking I'm potentially getting into.

Otherwise, I'd still probably be bros with her. Anyone who can sit down & discuss House can't be all bad. Especially if they actually have a bit of medical knowledge.
House may or may not have gotten me to try to go to college for medicine...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:52:45 2015 No.13682542 Shoveling snow with Canadian Kikis on cold winter days and wrapping up with her by the fire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:53:52 2015 No.13682547 >>13682539 Yeah, then it isn't an issue at all, most likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:54:00 2015 No.13682548 >>13682541 >Not marrying your half sister kiki Worse than Hitler

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:54:08 2015 No.13682550 >>13682493 >>13682509 If they have a core, you could always perform cunninlingus on that. Just let them float it down to between their legs, then suck it right out and start rerorero-ing it until she's a puddle of orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:54:30 2015 No.13682552 >>13682541 She isn't your Dad's sister. And the little Kiki is half a year younger than you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:54:46 2015 No.13682553 >>13682484 Ride around the house on Wurm's tail pretending she's a horse. Set Kiki-loli in front of us and hold her lightly around the waist to keep her steady. Get in some sneaky cuddles while we're at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:55:41 2015 No.13682556 >>13682509 I seem to recall KC saying something about slimes collecting contaminants in the lower portions of their bodies naturally. If you're going to eat (out) your slimefu, remember to keep her in clean environments!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:56:54 2015 No.13682561 I want a Dire Alp to tell a Dark Elf that she's got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:56:59 2015 No.13682562 File: 304 KB, 509x739, d51ccb47dd04eb0670f1f35c5de235f3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682556

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:57:45 2015 No.13682566 >>13682550 I've always wondered, what happens to the goo if you pull the core out? Does it just fall into a puddle, or would it still be 'alive' and move around? Also, >Sucking on a slime's core like a jawbreaker I must have art of this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:57:48 2015 No.13682567 >>13682500 Alp, Eunuch, and Bob are all the three big bad faggots anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:58:31 2015 No.13682571 >>13682562 I want to force my slimefu to drink soda all day so she fizzles and releases a pleasantly sweet aroma as I dick her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:59:45 2015 No.13682581 >>13682567 >Eunuch Don't even know who that is. And you're missing a few faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:00:07 2015 No.13682582 >>13682474 Oni, if she orgasms your head's getting crushed by those strong legs.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:00:50 2015 No.13682587

>>13682553
>Wurm tapes a spatula onto her head
>"I'm a Unicorn!"
>Busts through two walls and goes outside
>Speeds around the area
>Eventually stops by the pool
>Dives in
>Your mother, who is still in a alcohol induced coma, is swept away by a massive tide
>You and the young Kiki, who you still don't know is your half sister, cheer happily
>The Wurm floats atop what's left of the water like one of those foam tubes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:02:22 2015 No.13682591 >>13682571 >I want to give my slimefu diabeetus and core cavities Shame. Shaaaaaaame. If you want a fizzy, aromatic waifu then club soda and sugar free chewing gum is the way to go. Or maybe sugar free Pop Rocks or something, but that's kinda pricy.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:02:51 2015 No.13682593

>>13682566
Personally, I treat the core as the brain and essence of the slimegirl. Shear off any slime from it, or seperate it from the body entirely, and the body becomes dormant, slowly evapourating away. Stick the core back in or give it food to regenerate mass, though, and the slimegirl can bounce right back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:03:19 2015 No.13682595 Godammit, we were on page 10, and now we're back on 8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:04:29 2015 No.13682597 >>13682595 Janet went on a cleaning spree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:05:14 2015 No.13682601 File: 305 KB, 1055x1500, 1434955000761.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did bat get a sequel? Or was it a teaser at the end of some doujin? Can't find anything on Ex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:06:17 2015 No.13682604 >>13682597 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:06:18 2015 No.13682605 >>13682601 That looks like a different bat >>13682591 She's a slime, she'll be fine

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:06:20 2015 No.13682606

>>13682593
>You will never sneak you're waifu on a trip in your carry-on by shaving off a slice of her body, inserting her core into the tiny portion and keeping her in your mouth through security
>You will never feed and water her to get her back up to fuck--er, fighting weight
>You will never go on the rest of your trip and save hundreds
>She will never clean your teeth while she's in your mouth, because why not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:06:28 2015 No.13682607 >>13682587 Cute as fuck. >>13682595 Aw man. I thought I might get two in a row, but I probably wont be up for the next one now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:07:51 2015 No.13682610 >>13682605 >>That looks like a different bat Notice how there aren't any holes in her wings? If nothing else it's an AU.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:08:11 2015 No.13682612 >>13682581 Endorphin glands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:08:21 2015 No.13682613 >>13682604 I'm here all night, I do weekends and parties too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:08:25 2015 No.13682614 >>13682601 Different bat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:09:10 2015 No.13682618 >>13681655 I applaud you taking time to reply to everyone anon. That's some dedication right there. All good shit as well, I do like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:09:21 2015 No.13682619 >>13682605 Different Bat but same author. A new bat story is fine though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:11:31 2015 No.13682629 >>13682619 >Different Bat but same author. But why would he do that when we have a perfectly good--er, gently used--well, lightly damaged bat already? Boo! Boo, I say!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:11:33 2015 No.13682630 >>13682561 >Dire alp with messy hair, spats, and a tank top that's a size too small I'd take responsibility for that

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:16:41 2015 No.13682644

>>13682630
>Dire alp with messy (read: sex) hair
Already sold.

>spats
Even better!

>and a tank top that's a size too small
I'm going to assume this is due to big ol' alp titties and sweet lats. Coincidentally, I just discovered a material rigid enough to construct a space elevator with, and it's in my pants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:17:18 2015 No.13682646 >>13682562 Can a slime girl be too slimy because that one looks unnecessarily slimy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:20:33 2015 No.13682659 Dark Slime in a sundress when

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:20:38 2015 No.13682660 >>13682606 >Not surgically implanting your Slime waifu's core into your chest so that your hearts are always together You don't even love her, do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:21:33 2015 No.13682663 >>13682646 Maybe she came so hard her lower body melted?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:21:52 2015 No.13682667

>>13682581

I didn't mention a few faggots intentionally because only those three fucking spam the same shit over and over.

Alp is "XD STINKYPEDE AM I COOL YET GUYS"

Eunuch is "Woe is me, the black river in my heart cannot possibly flow dammed up"

Bob is Bob, that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:23:57 2015 No.13682670 >>13682667 Still don't know who you're talking about with Eunuch. Is that from the IRC or am I just oblivious?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:31:06 2015 No.13682693 >>13682663 that's not coming out of the couch and carpet is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:34:00 2015 No.13682702 >>13682693 She can probably reabsorb it if you give her enough time, but the moment she has her full body back she'll probably try returning the favor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:41:06 2015 No.13682723 >>13678867 No u.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:42:05 2015 No.13682726 >>13682644 Well, dire alps have always been played as bearmode alps so the "too small" part probably refers to her chest, her muscles, and whatever pudge she has. Also, sweaty post workout shower sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:46:15 2015 No.13682739 >>13682670 Oblivious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:46:22 2015 No.13682742 >>13682613 Keep your day job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:51:52 2015 No.13682760 >>13679146 Wow that is vile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:58:41 2015 No.13682778 >>13682077 But anon I'd just ask them to play more games with me. And maybe cuddle a bit, but that's neither here nor there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:01:02 2015 No.13682786 >>13680231 Does she want an elbow to the face? Cause that's how you get an elbow to the face.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:01:15 2015 No.13682787

>Your country declares that defeated Elves can be taken as slaves
>Elf gets the drop on you, but you manage to beat her
>Know that if you leave her, the other guys will snatch her up
>Make a big show about claiming her, she's kept in irons for the rest of the journey
>Get her home, explain to her that she's going to need to play the part or people will notice that you're not keeping her as a slave and she'll get taken by someone who will
>Start her off on simple maid duties, nothing taxing, just enough to make her look busy
>Give her lots of free time and privacy otherwise
>Over time she starts taking on more and more responsibilities on her own
>By the time a year has gone by, she's calling you master in private as well as cooking for you
>You only wanted to ensure she avoid a horrible fate
>Curse the Elves and their natural submissiveness

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:06:13 2015 No.13682806 >>13681410 I don't like horsepussy, but I'm sure you'll find someone who does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:07:38 2015 No.13682808 >>13681655 It's cool, lemon>blueberry>apple

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:08:56 2015 No.13682814 >>13681655 >tfw I'm eating apple pie right now and loving it >imagining a Kikimora taking my last slice Take her to the boo box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:11:44 2015 No.13682828 >>13682808 Cherry a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:11:45 2015 No.13682830 Is it just me or are maid outfits shitty and unsexy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:12:05 2015 No.13682832 >>13681410 Get to know her, find out what we both have in common. Take the plunge into her bountiful folds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:13:02 2015 No.13682835 >>13682830 It says you're gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:14:04 2015 No.13682837 File: 21 KB, 387x282, 1434245835902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682830 its you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:14:12 2015 No.13682838 >>13682828 Motley Crew please go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:16:17 2015 No.13682845 >>13682787 >Your country declares that defeated Elves can be taken as slaves I guess its time to destroy the country then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:16:37 2015 No.13682848 >>13682787 >Go around MGE challenging girls to single combat and taking the defeated as slaves YES. YES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:20:03 2015 No.13682858 >>13682787 >Your country declares that defeated Elves can be taken as slaves Dropped

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:21:35 2015 No.13682861 >>13682858 >Not sailing the waves and taking salt wives Do you even Ironborne?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:22:32 2015 No.13682869 >>13682845 >Exaggerated, cheesy as fuck respone Everytime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:22:47 2015 No.13682870 File: 162 KB, 500x600, 1429622930062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682787 >Your country declares that defeated Elves can be taken as slaves O boy Its time to kill some slavers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:24:09 2015 No.13682878 >>13682861 I'm just tired of doing always the same with elves. I think I'll join this guy >>13682870

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:24:48 2015 No.13682881 >>13682838 Nyet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:25:30 2015 No.13682884 >>13682870 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:28:08 2015 No.13682889 File: 291 KB, 655x1009, 1253653432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does she count as monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:29:19 2015 No.13682890 >>13682889 Sure Nu is best girl though since yanderes a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:29:45 2015 No.13682892 >>13682889 Taokaka a qt, why not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:29:56 2015 No.13682893 >>13682889 Most likely

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:30:11 2015 No.13682895 >>13682889 The tail makes her close. Her outfit less decidely so. I'll go with a tentative yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:33:02 2015 No.13682905 I want to buy a jinko cub as a slave and give her all the sweets, hugs, and head pats she could ever need

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:33:46 2015 No.13682909 File: 194 KB, 1239x1280, 1433456188074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682889 i hope so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:34:51 2015 No.13682912 >>13682909 Does that say good goy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:35:12 2015 No.13682913 >>13682889 She's a Cat-Golem, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:36:00 2015 No.13682915 >>13682912 I believe she's talking to Ragna.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:36:12 2015 No.13682917 >>13682830 I think it's easy to tire of them. Maids never really interested me, anyway. Too servile for me, not that that's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:36:51 2015 No.13682919 >>13682912 /pol/ pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:37:12 2015 No.13682922 >>13682905 I want to tell a jinko mother what happened to her recently kidnapped cub so she can find you and rip you to shreds!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:37:52 2015 No.13682923 >>13682917 >Maids never really interested me, anyway. Too servile for me, not that that's a bad thing I agree, I like the outfits but not the attitude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:38:48 2015 No.13682928 >Wanting to stop slavers when MGs find husbands that way Next you'll get mad when someosome bends over a Cyclops and jams her full of dick and makes her his girlfriend. Or onahole, same difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:39:04 2015 No.13682930 File: 50 KB, 237x270, 1434248830989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13682912 it say "good guy" are you a good guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:40:11 2015 No.13682934 >>13682917 i honestly don't like the bonnets that kikis are shown wear sometimes, it has to be the least sexy headwear of all time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:40:19 2015 No.13682936 >>13682889 Yes And that is not my dick talking. No sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:40:25 2015 No.13682937 >>13682928 >Not wanting to kill slavers Faceless man please you cant fool me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:41:15 2015 No.13682939 >>13682905 What about dickings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:43:58 2015 No.13682952 >>13682660 http://pastebin.com/9dY7dXaD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:44:23 2015 No.13682954 >>13682928 Amazons and other femdom MGs taking slaves is KC canon and meant as a sexual fantasy, but human slavery of a human looking MG for real world reasons is heretical for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:44:29 2015 No.13682956 >>13682922 I love the idea of mommy/daughter dickings! Sure, bring her over. Can she cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:45:46 2015 No.13682961 >>13682939 Only when she comes of age and if she suggests it. Don't want to pressure her. >>13682922 >Jinko busts down door >Sees daughter in man's lap eating cookies and getting her ears scratched from behind >hfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:46:36 2015 No.13682964 >>13682954 >It's only okay if MGs do it Nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:46:57 2015 No.13682967 The fuck, /jp/. We were on page 10, then page 9, now 8. Some serious purging going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:46:58 2015 No.13682968 >>13682660 >not collecting more cores to implant into your Slime waifu which in turn increases her intelligence exponentially

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:48:27 2015 No.13682976 >>13682954 Both of those are shit sexual slavery is still slavery. But human slavery is 100x worse and is kill on sight tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:52:45 2015 No.13682992 >>13682967 Godammit, this probably relates the fact we were on page 7 for several hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:53:54 2015 No.13682996 >>13682976 >>13682954 >>13682922 Reminder that MG children spend their days doing whatever the fuck they want and mothers appreciate them getting fucked by whoever has a mind to. A loli MG being taken as a slave is not necessarily a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:55:48 2015 No.13683002 >>13682954 >tfw no kuudere Amazon waifu to sit in the lap of

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:57:27 2015 No.13683009 >>13682996 That really is a fucked up mentality I dont see how the fuck any rational human would let their loli daughters go around getting fucked by creepy pervs. Another reason why KC's lore sucks ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:57:59 2015 No.13683010 >>13682968 I don't think that is how it works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:58:20 2015 No.13683012 File: 66 KB, 233x367, 1434820624500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13683002 aww man....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:58:24 2015 No.13683013 File: 788 KB, 400x224, 8k3xhy0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13683002 So you want a brown Kagari Mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:58:34 2015 No.13683014 >>13682964 At least amazons will treat you with love

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:59:17 2015 No.13683018 >>13683002 Good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:00:10 2015 No.13683020 >TFW not even alcohol can get me to muster up the drive to write >Or Shia LeBeef

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:00:36 2015 No.13683023 >>13683009 >Expecting monsters to have human values when they're already down with, rape, mindbreak, corruption and incest Are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:01:02 2015 No.13683025 >>13683013 Why is it that autistic women can be unbearably adorable but autistic guys are always fucking creepy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:01:14 2015 No.13683027 >>13683018 You don't want big brown cuddles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:01:14 2015 No.13683028 >>13683020 JUST DO IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:02:00 2015 No.13683031 >>13683025 Because the writers are most likely not attracted to men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:02:20 2015 No.13683033 >>13683002 >Kuu Eh. >Amazon It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:04:01 2015 No.13683039 >>13683031 I mean in real life, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:04:43 2015 No.13683040 >>13683014 I'm raising my middle finger at your lying amazon bitchface.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:04:46 2015 No.13683041 >>13683027 No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:05:33 2015 No.13683043 >>13683013 I'm not him, but that is probably one of the highest tier types I'd go for. Maybe. I haven't actually kept up with WcW since chapter 20 or so, and didn't watch the show, so I don't know how she turns out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:06:18 2015 No.13683047 >>13683043 She dies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:06:30 2015 No.13683048 >>13683041 But Amazon cuddles are some of the best cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:06:36 2015 No.13683049 >>13683040 Are you seriously going to sperg out over Amazons again? Give it a rest and let people discuss them. >inb4 hurr durr amazon shill

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:06:39 2015 No.13683050
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>>13682964
That's why I said it was KC canon. Nobody takes KC canon seriously, especially with stuff like slavery. It's there for people with fetishes, and for everyone else it doesn't exist.

>>13682996
When a whole country starts taking willing slaves some of them are going to be mistreated. The original poster didn't specify they were all willing, too. A willing slave is just a really devoted wife, with the added benefit of a morally abhorrent legal reason for the union. Also pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:07:47 2015 No.13683054 >>13683048 I do not care, I for one do not want them. Just not my thing man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:08:08 2015 No.13683055 >>13683049 People are discussing them it just so happens they are discussing how much they dislike them. Nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:08:33 2015 No.13683057 >>13683054 OK then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:08:36 2015 No.13683058 >>13683047 Doubtful, but I can't be bothered checking it out after all this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:11:27 2015 No.13683066 >>13683013 >you will never live in a comfy, well fortified cabin with your amazon waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:12:15 2015 No.13683069 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 07yYGRB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TOUCH FLUFFY PAWPAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:14:32 2015 No.13683074 >>13683055 >Boy I sure like fudge, does anything else like brownies? >I like chocolate chip fudge myself. >FUDGE IS SHIT WHY DO YOU LIKE FUDGE I'D RATHER DIE THEN TALK TO A FUDGE-FAG

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:14:33 2015 No.13683075 >>13683013 >Go to the store with your NotKagari waifu >Get separated from her >She burns the building down because looking for you would take too long and what if something happened to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:16:28 2015 No.13683081 >>13683066 As long as there's internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:16:35 2015 No.13683082 >>13682659 Kejourou in a sundress when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:17:27 2015 No.13683083 I just want to sit a max soft familiar in my lap and rub her belly while she sleeps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:17:49 2015 No.13683087 >>13683050 You really need to stop with the whole "nobody cares about KC canon" because if they didn't we'd have have more stories involving winning over the MG, since she's not just gonna spread her legs for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:17:52 2015 No.13683089 >>13683066 Thank god if I was stuck alone with an amazon I would probably murder her.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:21:22 2015 No.13683101

>>13683087
People care about it, but they don't take it SERIOUSLY. Picking and choosing which parts of the canon to believe while mixing some with other settings isn't taking it seriously. Neither is threadcanon being treated as more important in some cases.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:21:30 2015 No.13683102 >>13682967 >>13682992 Are summer kiddies trolling or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:21:44 2015 No.13683103 >>13682909 >"Come here, good guy!" Uh...sure. What for, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:22:57 2015 No.13683105 >>13683049 I'm sorry you can't say how you really feel with her looming over you. Just say the word and we'll put them all in the ground anon. Be free. Do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:23:12 2015 No.13683107 >>13683103 Peenus in vagoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:23:29 2015 No.13683108 >>13683028 But I can't just do it Anon. I end up over-thinking things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:24:15 2015 No.13683112 >>13683103 She's going to steal all your food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:24:37 2015 No.13683115 >>13683107 Taokaka wouldn't trick me into sex like that, right? She looks so innocent...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:25:39 2015 No.13683119 >>13683083 >soft familiar >soft thighs >soft soft belly >soft, plush bottom >fuzzy ears and tail with fluffy tufts at the tip >squishy paws Come on, I only have two hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:27:54 2015 No.13683127 >>13683066 I'd rather live in a sprawling treehouse complex in a northwestern redwood forest with a freedom harpy or deer girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:28:17 2015 No.13683128 >>13683083 Is soft fat/pudgy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:30:31 2015 No.13683136 >>13683128 Not him but to me a soft loli is like the ones from that one flash You know the one

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:31:23 2015 No.13683142

Oh darn the image limit came up.

>>13682443
misread this, but i couldn't help but think (http://i.imgur.com/UhnhYVl.png)), bonus if recognize the reference.

Follow up: (http://i.imgur.com/TOV8zVR.png)) - seems (>>13681778) hasn't forgotten her training. Muscle memory indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:33:03 2015 No.13683146 >>13683033 Oh fuck off. Let people talk about other monsters for once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:33:50 2015 No.13683150 Thoughts on Sahuagin? Usually never see them mentioned

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:34:46 2015 No.13683154 >>13683115 That's show she gets you anon, she acts all innocent so she can lure you in and get a taste of that dick of yours! Never trust a monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:34:50 2015 No.13683155 >>13683142 God dammit I spilled my drink

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:35:21 2015 No.13683159 >>13683150 i like them wish they'd get more art

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:35:51 2015 No.13683162 >>13683150 What do they do? All I know is fishy flatty and I can't be assed to check the profile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:37:10 2015 No.13683166 >>13683142 Now I'm reminded of Rhythm Heaven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:37:57 2015 No.13683170 >>13683162 http://i.imgur.com/jNVlNQM.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:38:15 2015 No.13683171 >>13683069 Anubis the Bestest.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:38:33 2015 No.13683174

>TFW a pair of shirohebi in school get into a shouting match over who's your wife
>TFW it escalates into shoving, sleeve tearing, hair pulling and finally they entwine and start beating the scales off of each other
>There's scratching, biting, squeezing, until one gains the upper hand and squeezes the other so hard, you hear ribs crack
>TFW she spits on her defeated rival, brushes her hair aside and speaking in the manner you're accostumed to, apologizes that you had to see that
>TFW you're so turned on you take her right there in the hallway, in front of the crying loser

OH BABY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:38:36 2015 No.13683175 >>13683136 E.C.M.?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:39:54 2015 No.13683178 >>13683146 Scat is not permitted here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:40:28 2015 No.13683179 >>13683178 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:40:44 2015 No.13683180 >>13683142 Pattycake, serious business.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:41:27 2015 No.13683182 >>13683175 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:41:28 2015 No.13683183 >>13683174 But the the losing Shirohebi uses her last moments of consciousness to put her lustfire in you. Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:41:44 2015 No.13683185 >>13683069 But pawpads are soft and rubbery!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:41:51 2015 No.13683186 >>13683174 >Snakes >Ribs u wo m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:42:28 2015 No.13683192 >>13683179 You should really watch your salt intake, it's not good for your blood pressure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:43:40 2015 No.13683194 >>13683069 NUZZLE CUTE NOSE GRAB BOUNCY BUTTOCKS NIBBLE VELVET EARS BRUSH SILKY HAIR PROTECT BLUSHING SMILE CHERISH PRETTY ANUBIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:43:54 2015 No.13683196 >>13683192 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:44:42 2015 No.13683199 >>13683186 Did you just insinuate that snakes don't have ribs? Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:44:58 2015 No.13683201 >>13683069 The Anubis Student Council President gets lewd thoughts! Also I can't into image editing. http://i.imgur.com/IpEZn2i.gif

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:46:09 2015 No.13683207 >>13683183 Clever girl. But no, she's too fucked up for that. >>13683186 Lamias do have torsos you know? And I don't know if the bones along an actual snake are called ribs, but they sure as fuck look as such to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:46:36 2015 No.13683209 >>13683201 >http://i.imgur.com/IpEZn2i.gif Niiiiiiiiice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:48:42 2015 No.13683214 >>13683142 Do you have any imgur gallery? I'm not going to be here for the next four days so I'm just curious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:50:20 2015 No.13683217 >>13683069 Rub the Yeti Do it steady

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:52:14 2015 No.13683218 >>13683183 I see murder suicide coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:53:00 2015 No.13683220 >>13683178 Then why is generic elfshit allowed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:53:10 2015 No.13683221 >>13683217 Ultra soft pawsie wawsies. http://i.imgur.com/jaugYNo.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:54:36 2015 No.13683222 >>13683201 Pretty good. I guess you could change the colour of the ears so it matches the hair, though. Maybe gradually change the gradient from her hair colour to the actual anubis ear colour?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:55:22 2015 No.13683224 >>13683220 It's because this is /mgg/ and unless you plan on discussing the mandated "allowed" monstergirls and fetishists to include writefaggotry and other assorted things then good luck finding any people who share tastes with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:56:00 2015 No.13683226 >>13683220 They're subs so doms don't bitch about them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:56:27 2015 No.13683228 I want to put a Wurm on a fishhook and see what I catch with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:56:32 2015 No.13683229 >>13683220 Hatefucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:57:23 2015 No.13683231 >>13683228 A whale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:57:51 2015 No.13683232 >>13683228 Knowing wurms, it will be sharks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:57:58 2015 No.13683233 >>13683226 Fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:59:02 2015 No.13683234 >>13683231 What am I going to do with a Mechwarrior Online backer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:59:42 2015 No.13683238 >>13683229 Can /mgg/ really be called the lesser of the evils (communities) with that kind of attitude? I would agreed if this was the /a/ days, but holy shit that is awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 21:59:42 2015 No.13683239 >>13683228 >Tie a wurm to your fishing line >Have her jump in the water >She comes back out with a whale held above her head >The fishing line was so she could find her way back

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:00:51 2015 No.13683241 >>13683217 How comfortable would cuddles with a Yeti/Lamia/Weresheep/Holstaurus hybrid be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:01:02 2015 No.13683242 >>13683228 You'll catch pies, which will go straight to her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:01:05 2015 No.13683243 >>13683238 Meant for >>13683224

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:02:08 2015 No.13683245 >>13683229 That doesn't make it better. That's all elfshit is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:02:30 2015 No.13683247 >>13683241 You'd fall into a pleasure induced coma and never wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:02:33 2015 No.13683249 >>13683221 Is it yuri if a yeti and an anubis perform a feet-rubbing version of a 69 on each other? What if a guy's there to sit in the middle and rub their bellies, too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:02:42 2015 No.13683250 >>13683238 Since when are we gussies? >KC sunshine BS overload Oh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:02:51 2015 No.13683251 >>13683238 It really can't given that unless you write to whatever fetish or MG appeals to /mgg/ at the time you get chased off because heaven forbid you share your favorite waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:03:29 2015 No.13683253 >>13683128 Could be. I'm good either way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:03:32 2015 No.13683254 >>13683214 http://imgur.com/a/oaLRt#0 what I've done so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:04:13 2015 No.13683258 >>13683242 Wurms don't have thighs, silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:04:53 2015 No.13683261 >>13683245 Shrug.gif >>13683238 Thou art free to leave for greener pastures anytime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:08:22 2015 No.13683269 >>13683254 Issat a goddamn Emi kikimora I see?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:09:23 2015 No.13683270 >>13683261 It's something to consider when it was stated we are the lesser evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:10:34 2015 No.13683271 >>13683250 Your post is confusing, though I get the jojo reference. Are you talking about the great translation wars or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:11:20 2015 No.13683272 >>13683258 Her gigantic Wurm butt then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:13:33 2015 No.13683279 >>13683254 Any chance of you making a lamia out of this girl? http://i.imgur.com/LvYuW0D.png Okay, I lie, this isn't the place for making requests.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:16:44 2015 No.13683285 >>13683254 >Succubus hiding anon >Those kiks Nice >Alcohol slime Much Dick. Did I see a firefly in there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:17:12 2015 No.13683287 >>13683272 Wurms don't have those either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:19:03 2015 No.13683293 What monstergirl would you recommend to a guy that wants a calm life? Don't care if she's a sub or a dom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:19:04 2015 No.13683294 >>13683271 You misquoted and I thought you were shocked at elf hatefucking. Disregard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:19:58 2015 No.13683297 >>13683293 kiki's

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:20:01 2015 No.13683298 >>13683293 Kejourou. They're pretty calm if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:22:13 2015 No.13683304 >>13683297 He said he wants a calm life, not "I want a monstergirl that demands I get back in the rat race and give it my 110%"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:22:32 2015 No.13683305 >>13683285 response to https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13639552/#13642130

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:22:35 2015 No.13683306 >>13683298 Well, obviusly. Have you see that relaxed motherly smug of theirs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:23:16 2015 No.13683309 >>13683293 Holstaur, Queen Slime, Lich, Shirohebi. Kraken and Sandworm are good choices for calm as well. It's super calm though. Oomukades might eventually mellow out, but it's also very isolated, and they don't start out clam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:23:24 2015 No.13683310 >>13683253 Then I want to wake a fattie familiar with an airhorn and have her fall into a kiddy pool I've placed in front of the sofa and tell her to lose weight or I'll do it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:24:35 2015 No.13683313 >>13683309 On second thought. Wight might be a better choice of calm than Lich. Lich always wants to experiment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:24:52 2015 No.13683314 >>13683293 Amazoness

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:24:53 2015 No.13683315 >>13683293 Dormouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:26:05 2015 No.13683319 >>13683249 >Is it yuri if a yeti and an anubis perform a feet-rubbing version of a 69 on each other? That's just too cute, no yuri >What if a guy's there to sit in the middle and rub their bellies, too? I want to be this guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:26:24 2015 No.13683321 >>13683293 Kesaran Pesaran

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:27:13 2015 No.13683323 >>13683310 Geez, suprising her like that and then yelling? She may just start crying Anon, all she wanted to do was take a nap and then you did this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:27:47 2015 No.13683324 >>13683304 >Being dommed by a kikimora Are you puffy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:27:54 2015 No.13683325 >>13683314 Seconding this, it's probably not great if you have complicated pursuits. For that you want Kiki or Wight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:30:25 2015 No.13683333 >>13683324 They all demand that though, it's not a matter of dom or sub. Not anymore than your mom nagging is domming. It's stated they have an officious nature and prefer diligent workers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:30:59 2015 No.13683335 >>13683324 Isn't in the profile that they want you to git gud?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:31:06 2015 No.13683336 >>13683314 That would be a comfy life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:32:19 2015 No.13683338 >>13683323 >Sticking your Dick in her with no explanation as she cries, her tears rolling down her chub If this makes me evil I do not want to be good. I love crying girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:34:42 2015 No.13683342 >>13683333 And they're also subservient by nature so...you're puffy as fuck. >>13683335 And you HAVE to obey?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:35:14 2015 No.13683343 Wouldn't a Kiki call you Mr.Anon rather than (young) master? Master is supposed to be a title for juveniles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:35:47 2015 No.13683345 >>13683287 Then it'll all go to their big wurm boobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:36:24 2015 No.13683349 >>13683338 Ok, what are you going to do afterwards when you're spent and she's curled up in the kiddie pool weeping stil, flinching whenever you touch her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:36:50 2015 No.13683351 >>13683343 The hell are you on about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:37:44 2015 No.13683353 >>13683336 >Drinking some beers and chilling with other husbands until your wives come back from hunting I wound't mind at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:39:12 2015 No.13683356 >>13683298 >>13683306 Having days cuddling while wrapped up in hair, brushing her hair, getting massaged by her sound pretty nice.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:39:18 2015 No.13683357

>>13683342
They also choose who they serve, and do it for free. I don't know what you're getting at. The point was that they'd go for a career man in the first place and if you want to chill and smoke hobbit weed all day Kikis aren't the type to support that lifestyle. Why go with a Kiki if you're just going to deliberately disappoint her?

Also what the hell does puffy mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:39:23 2015 No.13683358 >>13683238 It comes down to /mgt/ and MGR See which brand of autism you can better tolerate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:39:46 2015 No.13683361 You know, the song "The only Thing I've Ever Known" and Mindflayers go oddly well together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:39:48 2015 No.13683362 >You will never go on time travel adventures with a hotblooded Oni who's obsessed with climaxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:40:14 2015 No.13683365 >>13683293 Yeti, Weresheep, Holstarus if you don't let her get pent up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:40:24 2015 No.13683367 >>13683351 >After its replacement in common speech by Mister, Master was retained as a form of address only for boys who have not yet entered society

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:40:31 2015 No.13683368 >>13683349 Jack off over her prone form, splattering it all over her back. Easy cleanup after.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:41:00 2015 No.13683370 >>13683361 THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:41:02 2015 No.13683371 >>13683361 Wait, I mean "The Only Thing I Know for Real ".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:41:19 2015 No.13683372 >>13683314 >>13683325 >>13683336 Requesting Ignis setting anon's pants on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:42:05 2015 No.13683374 >>13683370 MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I"VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:42:42 2015 No.13683376 >>13683362 Don't forget the flirty Kappa, the drowsy /fit/ werebear, and the genki Dragon. Also that snooty Harpy and the goofy Kunoichi. The climax never ends anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:43:19 2015 No.13683379 >>13683374 I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MAH BLAAAADE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:43:20 2015 No.13683380 >>13683372 Please go autist-kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:44:13 2015 No.13683382 >>13683357 >They don't go for slobs KC? Not pandering to fucking everyone? Couldn't be. You might want to read that profile again. And I'm calling you a big, fat pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:44:32 2015 No.13683383 >>13683372 Fuck off autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:44:38 2015 No.13683384 >>13683372 What

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:44:41 2015 No.13683385 >>13683379 A DESOLATE PLACE WITHOUT ANT TRACE IT'S ONLY THE COLD TENTACLES I FEEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:45:22 2015 No.13683387 >>13683368 Well, after you'd do that she'd be sniffling and puffy eyed, giving you a heartbroken look before walking to her bed and curling up beneath the sheets. Sadly whispering "why?" Over and over to herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:46:17 2015 No.13683391 >>13683376 >The climax never ends anon. Good. I just hope my future grandson's companion keeps him from being too much of a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:46:25 2015 No.13683393 >>13683372 There's nothing wrong with being a cute and loving husband to your hard working wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:46:59 2015 No.13683395 >>13683385 IT'S HER THAT I HATE AS I GET MIND-RAPED THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:48:17 2015 No.13683399 >>13683387 >Why BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT AND IF I WANTED A MOPED I'D BUY ONE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:48:20 2015 No.13683400 >>13683395 THERE WILL BE CUM-SHED THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:49:37 2015 No.13683403 I want to see a Harpy Bird Show. Where a trainer shows us all the different species of Harpy, with their beautiful plumage. From stoic, determined Eagle Harpies to timid Tropical Harpies. Fun for the whole family! http://i.imgur.com/kaz8HsK.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:50:29 2015 No.13683407 >>13683382 They do, but then their partners eventually stop being a slob. Which would mean anon couldn't chill and smoke his weed. >And I'm calling you a big, fat pussy. But why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:52:23 2015 No.13683413 >>13683400 THE ONLY GIRL LEFT IN YOUR HEAD MINDBROKE YOUR ASS BECAUSE THE 'FLAYERS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY ERASE

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:52:52 2015 No.13683415

>>13683399
After that she'd start crying again until night came.
By then her room would be quiet and, upon your next inspection, you'd find the room empty as she'd have fled out the window, flying away towards greener pastures and a kinder Anon's lap to nap on.
And it could have been avoided if you asked her to workout with you like a normal person

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:54:59 2015 No.13683419 >>13683407 Anon, it's whatever you want it to be. There is no reason you couldn't make her a 420 kiki. >Why Because kikimoras aren't't dominant monsters. Next you'll tell me you got that black eye from a keSatan and not an ogre.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:56:28 2015 No.13683423

>>13683413
OH NO

THERE WILL BE CUM-SHED

IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN

LOSING MY IDENTITY

WONDERING IF I HAVE GONE INANE

TO FIND THE TRUTH IN FRONT OF ME

I MUST MIND BREAK THIS MIND FLAYER

LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM ATOP HER

AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I FUCK HER

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:57:49 2015 No.13683426 >>13683293 Ant Arachne

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:58:45 2015 No.13683429 >>13683423 Are you that guy who asked me why I haven't done an MG version of "The Only Thing I Know For Real" a while ago?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:59:05 2015 No.13683434 >>13683415 >MG going after another Dick when they're hooked on a specific man's SE Thank KC. >Normal GET THE FUCK OUT

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 22:59:42 2015 No.13683435

>>13683419
>Anon, it's whatever you want it to be.

That's a given but when someone asks: What is the best monster for X?

Then people should be comparing the profiles more objectively. You have to, really, since no one is mindreader.

Therefore Kiki as she is wouldn't be the best for a calm life. But she's good for turning your life around and making it into something.

>Because kikimoras aren't dominant monsters.

I didn't ask for a dom kiki though. Or even really talked about it. In fact, I remember stating they weren't even doms in their "dom" mode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:00:23 2015 No.13683438 >>13683419 >kesatan *kesaran

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:01:14 2015 No.13683441

>>13683429
No. I only just now thought about this while listening to the song.
I really need to see a Mindflayer doing Sam's one smile during the beginning of MGR since both are smarmy bloody hell.

Also Collective Consciousness fits with Baphomets as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:02:13 2015 No.13683445 >>13683429 That might've been me And you should stop being embarrassed about rewriting lyrics. See, other people are joining in!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:02:22 2015 No.13683446 >>13683434 Never said she was hooked and after seeing how badly you treated her, you really can't be surprised she ran away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:05:23 2015 No.13683452 >>13683435 >She's not the best for a calm life Guy, if the the kiki is nagging you, just fuck her. Or get gud then go back to lazing, it ain't rocket science.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:10:00 2015 No.13683462

>>13683446
And I and the setting says she is, you see the problem?

>Treated badly

Oh please, the pool thing WAS a shitty prank I admit, but it's nowhere near abuse. I never yelled at her either, you assumed. And when I made that moped crack, I was yelling at You.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:15:48 2015 No.13683471

>>13683452
Well, I didn't ask the original question. Or response.

But again, we only have the profile text to go on, and she has sex with you either way I don't see that solving anything. This means you're inevitably going to stop being lazy. Or at least the lazy type that doesn't work or has a successful career.

So while it's cool that you can do that in headcanon, it doesn't apply when the discussion isn't about headcanons. I'm >not< saying people >can't< do that, but it's a pointless point when anon is asking such a question to all of us. That's all there is to it.

Anyway, if I had a Kiki waifu I'd try make her proud. That's what's confusing to me here. Are there people who want to disappoint their Kikimora waifu's hopes for them? Why would you even do that?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:16:52 2015 No.13683476

>>13683462
Well let's see, you woke her up like that, dicked her while she was crying and masturbated on her while she was crying.

Sounds pretty bad to me.
Also, what makes you think she was hooked? Because she was asleep in your house? Because she got the D?
Monster girls can have multiple partners before finally settling down, in addition to love at first sight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:18:04 2015 No.13683477 >3k posts and image limit and still only on page 9 Get comfy, it's going to be a long one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:19:39 2015 No.13683482 >>13683477 So, /mgt/. What is the first image you shall be posting in the new thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:20:24 2015 No.13683485 >>13683482 Depends. Will Loli Ushi bacpack be OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:20:31 2015 No.13683486 >>13683471 Then we're just gonna have to agree to disagree because I'm not talking headcanon. >Disappointing the waifu Everything is someone's sexual fetish. Tile anon and necropedo kun serve as examples.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:20:41 2015 No.13683488 >>13683482 A paladin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:21:15 2015 No.13683490 >>13683393 Beta as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:21:57 2015 No.13683491 >>13683482 Maybe a slimegirl. A red one, with big breasts, and a cheerful smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:22:32 2015 No.13683493 >>13683490 Doesn't matter in a society where beta/alpha no longer apply.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:22:49 2015 No.13683495 >>13683485 I was going to use it if I made it, but the purges made it unlikely I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:23:54 2015 No.13683498 >>13683490 Are you saying you don't want to protect your wife's smile by brightening up her day just by existing? Are you saying you don't want to be cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:24:04 2015 No.13683500 >>13683476 >She's living in in my house >I'm not hitting that on the regular You... >MGs not liking to be bullied sexually Are you a harem protagonist?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:28:19 2015 No.13683507

>>13683500
There's bullied sexually and what you did.
Besides, sexual bullying would be teasing her in ways that get her worked up until she's begging for it, THEN you slam into her until she's a quivering wreck.
That or your eat her out during a phone call so she has to fight to keep her voice level

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:29:20 2015 No.13683508

>>13683486
>I'm not talking headcanon

Your next line will be: "KC said everything is canon."

Or something akin to that.

Okay sure, but again not everyone is a mind reader. When there's discussion about a questioned posed to all of us just about everyone is going to compare the pros and cons of each monstergirl profile. Even if that's not something you do, it's arguably the best for this kind of discussion. Otherwise, there's nothing to talk about. Zilch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:29:48 2015 No.13683510 >>13683495 Still please do it. Cute pics are made for OPs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:31:33 2015 No.13683514 I want an alp to get forced into a lewd bikini and dragged to the beach by her other monstergirl friends!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:33:51 2015 No.13683519 >>13683510 No, I mean I likely wont be awake when we get pushed off finally. When we are close to the end of 10 you could mention it again and see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:34:27 2015 No.13683520 >>13683482 You know it's gonna be oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:34:28 2015 No.13683521 >>13683519 Ah. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:34:39 2015 No.13683522 >>13683514 This but a vampire who is behind the times instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:36:09 2015 No.13683524 >>13683514 Good idea. She needs some time off, she's getting kind of annoying. Let's talk about Lava Golems instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:36:55 2015 No.13683525 >>13683524 I want to wear a lava golem as a magma suit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:37:36 2015 No.13683527 >>13683522 Does she become a flustered mess when she sees the other beach-goers walking around practically naked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:39:41 2015 No.13683528 >>13683522 Hopefully not both of them at the same time, the Alp's going to try and hide behind the vampire's voluptuous body and never let go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:40:01 2015 No.13683530 >>13683527 Yes, and she didn't know people waxed down there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:40:26 2015 No.13683534 >>13683524 >>13683525 I want to be a kid and play the floor is lava with my childhood friend lava golem, where she's the lava and if I touch the floor she pulls me down and tickle-wrestles me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:42:26 2015 No.13683537 >>13683534 I want this so bad. She would be a tickle master since she can form shapes with the gooey parts of her body. Like getting tickled by several tendrils/hands at once. Possibly forming "lips" somewhere for a hidden kissu during the tickling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:44:37 2015 No.13683542 >>13683507 That's your taste. This seems like a you problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:44:42 2015 No.13683543 >>13683530 Oh dear Will she later demand I take her to a nearby Kejourou Salon but refuse to tell me why? Will I return an hour later and find her shaking like a wet chihuahua and refusing to speak other than to demand I carry her to the car?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:45:33 2015 No.13683544 "But Daddy, I don't want to go to school!" http://mgbooru.net/post/view/8399

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:47:47 2015 No.13683545 >>13683543 Of course. She might even try to cover up her shaking with smug calculated cackling. After all, the mistress of the night won't lose to those inferior little hussies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:48:27 2015 No.13683547 >>13683544 Oh. That reminds me. Did that guy ever continue the interactive story he was doing? The one where you guys were convinced the girl was after your ice cream but really just wanted headpats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:48:56 2015 No.13683549 >>13683544 How about cave explorer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:49:47 2015 No.13683551 >>13683530 How big is the bush? Afro samurai tier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:50:57 2015 No.13683555 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=50996564 Would you let a cute Mindflayer eat your nuts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:51:36 2015 No.13683556 >>13683549 I like how you think.

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:51:38 2015 No.13683557

>>13683537
>Playing the floor is lava with golem loli.
>Folding chair gives way as you attempt to bridge the gap between the sofa and the coffee table.
>Rather than the hard impact of the ground, you land on a cushion of gooey warmth. You've been caught.
>By the time you manage to pry yourself away from her and return to the starting place you are covered in hickeys and sweat
>Also your clothes are barely hanging on
>Why is your belt undone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:52:34 2015 No.13683559 >>13683555 >This work contains gore/grotesque content. I was hoping for it to be a misleading comment, but I bet that really is what it is. Weird ass Japs, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:53:05 2015 No.13683561 >>13683555 Wait, WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:53:09 2015 No.13683562 >>13683547 That was a fun day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:54:04 2015 No.13683563 >>13683551 For some reason undead don't grow it too fast down there, she also trims every half-decade or so. Probably a typical nip girl/doujin bush. Now werwolves, on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:55:25 2015 No.13683568 >>13683555 Disgusting >>13683559 Yeah I went in expecting ball sucking, not...that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:55:28 2015 No.13683569 >>13683557 Hickeys are my weakness, does she want me to start losing on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:56:22 2015 No.13683571 >>13683555 And here I thought nothing would top the image of Mosquito Girl bloodily jamming a straw into a dude's urethra. Thank you for regrettably proving me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:57:01 2015 No.13683573 >>13683555 Guro is funny if they come from it, horrible if it's played straight. Like I enjoyed all those Frederika dick-biting posts but this is horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:59:44 2015 No.13683581 >>13683569 But then the two of you will just be lounging around in a warm, sticky cuddlepuddle all day. Why would she want such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:03:26 2015 No.13683597 >>13683581 That's what I'm asking. Well, if the floor is lava gets old we can always pretend to fight crime. Lava "symbiote" > Slime "symbiote"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:04:32 2015 No.13683603 >>13679452 You idiot, /ss/ is a troll! Don't fall for /fit/s advice and do the BBB method instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:11:51 2015 No.13683625 >>13683603 >big brother breaker Baphomet shill located!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:14:18 2015 No.13683630

You know what, I've enjoyed all the tubby girls today but you know what I want now?

>Walk into a mansion, open the doors to be greeted by the mansion's mistress, a vampire of prestige.
>She laughs haughtily as you prepare yourself, gripping her cloak and ripping it from herself.
>You are greeted by not by the sight of supple curves and a plain stomach but something else entirely.
>A six pack of rock hard abs and calves corded with muscle are a testament to her power, great biceps and a compact real showing that death did not cause her to forsake strengthening herself.
>"Come little mortal," she'd say with a gleam in her eye that hinted at her battle lust "it has been quite some time since I've been tested."
>Do you battle the muscled vampire?

I know I fucking would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:15:33 2015 No.13683635 >>13683630 DIIIIIOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:17:55 2015 No.13683639 Are zanburgs capable of qualifying as monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:18:36 2015 No.13683640 >>13683630 >>Do you battle the muscled vampire? Yes, hopefully my boner won't be a distraction. >>13683635 Technically not vampires, but I'm picturing Pillar Women now too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:18:38 2015 No.13683641 >>13683630 I would surrender right away. I can't destroy a piece of fine art like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:18:46 2015 No.13683643 I want to fight an Ogre in a battle using just our bare fists, as equals, like in the final fight of MGS4.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:19:34 2015 No.13683646 >>13683630 Get caught flat footed lose initiative too stunned to moe. Probably lose the encounter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:20:52 2015 No.13683648 >>13683119 Doppelganger potion. Bitte.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:22:10 2015 No.13683650 >>13683639 Kind of. Most communities are accepting of them anyway. Just ignore the herm part of them, it's not futa herm though, most artists and fans of them don't seem to be aware of it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:31:24 2015 No.13683665 >>13680059 This Anon has his priorities straight.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:31:46 2015 No.13683666

>>13683635
>>13683640
>Are barely holding the line against the vampire's assault, her punches crashing into you and denting the armor you wear.
>Whatever, you got thi-
>She suddenly stops, her smirk going from amused to a battle lust filled one that could frighten even the hardiest viking.
>"Oh, you are an interesting one," she'd stay before standing up "but this ends now..."
>Her arms cross as she does something, leaving herself open.
>"Za...."
>You charge, not wanting to waste this moment.
>"WARUDO!"
>It feels like you got hit by a truck, your armor battered and bruised while you lay on the ground, knives sticking from your armor.
>You don't even have time to respond before she mounts you, her muscled thighs locking on you as she glances down with a look of passion.
>"Still conscious?" She coos, one hand gripping your armor as if to peel it away "OH hohoho, you ARE an interesting one little night."
>Genuflect

>>13683641
>There's a small tsk before she throws you out of the manse and to her waiting horde.
>The last thing you hear before the cuddling horde overtakes you is a disgusted voice saying "It's a pity, you could have been interesting."

>>13683646
>A sigh as you drift into unconsciousness.
>"So weak, I guess the ghouls get another one."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:32:59 2015 No.13683669 >>13683666 Can I at least be a butler?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:33:43 2015 No.13683672 >>13683630 >Oh, I'm sorry, is the lady of the house in? I'm supposed to fight her. Supposed to be a real beauty. Cue vampire sitting in a dark room eating ice cream while watching exercise infomercials, several pizza boxes on the floor around her.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:36:05 2015 No.13683678

>>13683669
Which one were you?

>>13683672
>Implying that isn't going to result in her upper cutting you through the ceiling before dragging you outside to the cliff behind her mansion and tossing you to the vicious, white scaled Sahuagin that live in the raging waters below.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:36:11 2015 No.13683679 >>13683666 I get back up and flex until my armor pops off to reveal my massive bulging muscles. Then I pull out a knife and get ready for round two!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:37:01 2015 No.13683682 >>13683672 She wouldn't have gotten a six pack if she had that little discipline. She seems more the type to complain to her imaginary friend or sob while writing in her diary. After kicking you out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:37:55 2015 No.13683684 >>13683678 The one that surrendered because I did'nt want to hurt someone as wonderful as her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:39:52 2015 No.13683688 >>13683666 I reign in my the desire to get snu-snu'd. The fight isn't finished! I may not have a stand but I have something kind of useful! Muh hamon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:43:03 2015 No.13683696 >>13683630 I alp in her presence, thoroughly emasculated.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:43:55 2015 No.13683697

>>13683678
You're taking this too seriously methinks.

>Become prisoner of sahuagin horde
>Eventually, become leader of the school through combat
>My first order, to chip at the rock holding up the vampire's castle
>In a scant 50 years, success
>Castle falls into the sea, never to be seen again

Fuck your couch nigga. SPITE BITCHES!

>>13683682
This is what I was going for. Kinda.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:47:41 2015 No.13683703

>>13683679
>>13683688
>Her eye's are practically alight as she sees you get to your feet, a low chuckle escaping her as she takes her stance.
>"This...THIS is what I've been waiting for!" she cries, rushing towards you with a smile on her face.
>The battle would be fierce fists crashing against each other and kicks crossing as the two of you battle.
>Eventually you push her so far that she tries to do her trick again.
>"Za -" is all she can managed before you wrap her up in a grapple, ready for the amazonian vampire's trick.
>bowled over you pin her down, the monster finally exausted as she lay's beneath you, her skin lit by a blush and a joyous smile on her face.
>"Well?" She pants below you, a few, obligtory struggles made as she tries, and fails to break your grip. "It looks like it's your win valiant knight."
>Continue?

>>13683684
You become her butler but she sees you as no different than the zombies that make up her horde.
That door is forever closed to you.
On the plus side, the zombies enjoy cuddling you and her training of them has lead to them getting quite fit, although nowhere near as fit as her.

>>13683696
>"Really?" is all she can manage as you tremble before her, your armor barely fitting. "Is that...Really?"
>You can only give a small nod as she sighs and calls in an underling, a skeleton in a maid uniform coming forth.
>Your new life is dedicated to serving your new mistress as a maid.
>On the plus side, she does ensure her workforce is fit and strong, leading to you getting some muscles of your own.
>More than you had in life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:48:47 2015 No.13683707 >>13683696 There's feeling emasculated and then there's lusting for dick. If you alped you only have yourself to blame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:49:56 2015 No.13683708 I want to bond with my kesaran parasan daughteru by licking her face and tripping balls off of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:50:56 2015 No.13683710 >>13683703 >undead >getting exhausted Well, I'm not one to change my win into a lose. So alright. >Continue? >"Does this mean you'll snu-snu me now?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:55:08 2015 No.13683717 >>13683708 Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 00:55:39 2015 No.13683718 >>13683710 >Exhausted She run's on blood and I'm sticking to it that she ran low. Do you want top or bottom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:00:25 2015 No.13683726 >>13683718 >she ran low Works for me. Do you want top or bottom? I want her to thoroughly test the strength of my pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:02:28 2015 No.13683729 >>13683717 Dizzy? Ever see 21 jump street? That's the kind of high I'm talking about. Then falling asleep with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:04:27 2015 No.13683730 >>13683729 Oh I have. Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:06:06 2015 No.13683732 >>13680718 Most pizza delivery people are middle aged married men. It's a sad state of affairs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:10:35 2015 No.13683735 >>13683732 I bet the tanukis are behind this.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:12:10 2015 No.13683738

>>13683708
>tfw you get addicted to the high your daughteru gives you
>tfw you pull her out of school so you can get your fix in the mornings
>tfw you make her sleep in your bed in case you need a midnight high
>tfw you get so dependent and desensitized that you have to keep her in your mouth at all times
>tfw her orgasms are a whole new high for you
Is that really the road you want to go down anon?
Kesaran Parasan: not even once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:13:05 2015 No.13683741 >>13683730 How would you bond with your daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:14:03 2015 No.13683743 >>13683741 Lots of cuddles and kisses all over her tiny body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:14:11 2015 No.13683744 >>13681066 No idea! Hellhound 16

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:15:18 2015 No.13683747 >>13683738 >Spoiler OH MY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:17:45 2015 No.13683752 >>13681243 I'd trade my kingdom for a horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:20:48 2015 No.13683757 >>13683738 >picturing Kesaran Parasan daughteru with her whole lower half in daddy's mouth >sometimes she goes all the way inside and takes a nap All the things my tongue would get up to. This pleases the penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:20:54 2015 No.13683758 >>13681410 Give her a piggy back ride to the altar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:22:50 2015 No.13683761 >>13683738 I regret nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:27:20 2015 No.13683768 >>13683738 >>13683757 MEIN COCK

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:27:42 2015 No.13683769

>>13683726
>"Oh?" she coos, leaning close so that her lips are almost brushing against yours "but you're the one who's pinning me are you sure?"
>A nod, and you let your grip slacken a bit just enough for her hands to grip yours and reverse the grapple, pinning you down instead.
>"Well, lets see how good you are here as well."
>She reaches down and pulls the spats she was wearing down, revealing a mound that glistened with sweat and need, a small patch of neatly trimmed blonde hair above it.
>Your breeches are removed with a single pow, revealing your erect member.
>She's almost salivating as she see's it, her pupils taking a heart-like shape in your fatigued gaze.
>"I hope you're ready for round three, my knight," she brealthily whispers before lining up with you "because I won't be ending this until you're dry."
>You don't even have time to respond before she drops on you, a gasp of pleasure slipping out.
>Her inside's are tight, the muscles gripping and holding you tighter than anything else that you've experienced.
>But it doesn't just end there, she rises again before dropping down again, crashing against you, again.
>And again.
>And again.
>It's rough, passionate, animalistic sex as she ride's you as hard as she can, slowly grinding your pelvis into dust with each crash.
>The floor is cracking beneath the two of you, her powerful body slamming against you, her bountiful, double D cups bouncing with every impact.
>She isn't content to let you rest there though, one arm of corded muscle pulling you up so the two of you are chest to chest.
>"This will hurt for only a second my knight," she huskily whispers as her mouth opens, revealing a pair of sharp, ivory fangs "but I'm afraid you drained me more than I thought possible. I need a recharge."
>With a small 'chomp' you felt twin pinpricks of pain blossom as she bit you, sucking your lifeblood.
>Against all odds you felt pleasure bloom from the points, your body going limp as if it was drugged by something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:33:46 2015 No.13683775 >>13683738 >>13683757 You wouldn't take her out to dick her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:34:48 2015 No.13683777 >>13683775 >Dicking Daughterus What are you some kind of pervert?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:37:05 2015 No.13683781 >>13683775 Nah nigga, that's what her mama is for. She's my cock sock, I'm inside of her as often as the daughteru is in my mouth. I even go some special equipment to 'keep them in place'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:37:16 2015 No.13683782 >>13683769 Bueno. Who has to repair the floor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:37:55 2015 No.13683784 >>13683769 >spats >pubes >floor cracking >sweating_man.jpg

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:40:23 2015 No.13683787

>>13683769
>Well, all except for a certain something at least, your rod still hard within the monster girl as her movements became slow and gentle, slowly teasing you as she suckled the crimson liquid from you.
>Her moans seemed no less pleased as she did this, infact it almost seemed as if she was enjoying it even more.
>After one particularly long pull form her, you shot a round of white into her womb, the highborn undead's womanhood spasoming as she climaxed.
>"Wonderful.." she moaned as her lips left your neck, the pale lips stained red with your ichor "so wonderful..."
>The vampire was pleasure drunk, her crimson eyes glassy as she rode the wave of ecstasy that crashed through her.
>Life returned, her back a little straighter and her smile a little wider as you fueled her.
>"Much better," she growled hungrily, looking down at you again "now we can begin for real."
>W-what?
>For five hours she rode you, shattering the floor, breaking walls against you, and even crushing her ornate bed from the marathon of bone shattering sex.
>At the end of it all, you were laying amidst the remains of her sleeping quarters, the muscled vampire hugging you tight as she slumbered, a content smile on her face.
>You, on the other hand, were simply laying there, wondering just how badly your pelvis had been broken from her loving.
>When she next awoke you were declared her count and married, a horde of fit zombies (a human butler amidst them and cuddled on all sides), fifteen bronzed ghouls of impressive physique (another man between them), one muscled alp in a maid uniform, and a particularly ornery look chap with a harem of white Sahuagin watching as you were married.
>Marriage end.

Hope you liked it.
because I hope I don't keep myself up till 4am again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:41:24 2015 No.13683790 >>13683777 Are you Not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:44:18 2015 No.13683795 >>13683787 Good stuff, thanks for writing. You should go get some rest anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:45:20 2015 No.13683797 >>13683787 >Made it in Well fuck.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:49:47 2015 No.13683805

>>13683795
Yeah, I probably should (darn Crusader Kings 2, I want to play but I won't sleep if I do.)

Good night Anons, enjoy your waifu no matter her shape and please refrain from burning down the thread.
If you do then the city sends me to prison where a manticore name Martha is going to trade me to a Tanuki for seventeen cigarettes and a shota.

>>13683797
Which one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:51:19 2015 No.13683808 >>13683805 Sahuagin guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:52:32 2015 No.13683811 What happened to the monstergirl blogspot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:53:33 2015 No.13683814 >>13683808 Ah, ok. Enjoy your harem of kuudere girls and the daughterus who will hold onto your leg while sucking their thumbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:55:26 2015 No.13683818 Could you slash someone into submission with a demon realm silver sword? I mean, what it does is sap your strength and make you horny, right? So you could slash a monster with one and not have them power up/being able to follow you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:55:58 2015 No.13683819 >>13683811 blogspot killed it for rules violation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:56:40 2015 No.13683820 >>13683811 nvm disregard this (Looks like another shitstorm).. I don't come here often since there is so much faggotry; I just want to read some fapfics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:58:26 2015 No.13683821 >>13683818 Probably but you may go incubus do to residual demonic energy.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:04:28 2015 No.13683826

>>13683818
It seems like a temporary thing, but that seems to be the idea.

It might not be equal for every monster though since some are charged with demonic energy and presumably would do more "damage" and also might depend on the "level" of the user too.

So in practice it would probably play out like Angel-Halo in MGQ.

I wonder if you can use it on yourself to prevent becoming an incubus. The non-curse variety that is. Since it mentions spiritual and magical energy which can be DE and SE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:05:33 2015 No.13683827 Does anybody here actually use the IRC on a regular basis or is it just that cancerous like everything else with this community?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:07:40 2015 No.13683830 >>13683827 The best way to find is to go lurk yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:13:34 2015 No.13683835 >>13683827 Feel free to leave if we are so cancerous

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:13:47 2015 No.13683836 >>13681054 That's not fat that's high test you beta

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:40:13 2015 No.13683863 Anything worth reading right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:50:06 2015 No.13683874 >>13683827 I tried it out, but it was boring and distracting so I stopped going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:56:38 2015 No.13683878 >>13683827 Too slow paced for me. I like it here, even if one must surf the occasional shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:01:50 2015 No.13683883 What would kind of Monster Girl would be the best backpack? Who tells you whenever your health is low, or whether you're overencumbered or not? Excluding the loli Ushi of course. >>13673614

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:03:28 2015 No.13683886 >>13683883 Fairy. Her vagina is a bag of holding in terms of volume and we all know ow well-versed fairies are when it comes to giving 'venturin' advice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:03:38 2015 No.13683887 >>13683883 Arachne. Hong Kong folks posting New Fire Emblem spoilers. I must go to bed or spoil myself more than I already have. Nohr-MU S Ranks confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:07:18 2015 No.13683893 >>13683883 Loli bat for Backpack. Loli Ryu for Scarf. Slime for ect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:07:42 2015 No.13683895 >>13683883 Pygmy were-bat. Unless that's too spooky for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:07:51 2015 No.13683896 >>13683883 Loli version >>13682889

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:11:00 2015 No.13683899

>>13683883
I want a tiny Tanuki Agent who handles the day to day matters of adventuring. Like if I go on a quest to kill some bandits in the far north, she takes care of accommodation, meals and places to sell loot.

She would do things like mark quest locations on my map, and direct me towards a blacksmith for a weapon upgrade.

http://i.imgur.com/PszXlms.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:11:03 2015 No.13683900 >>13683896 Why on earth would you want a backpack that eats all of your food on the first day? That's silly. You're silly. I don't even feel like it'd be able to focus long enough to give you status updates regularly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:12:46 2015 No.13683902 >>13683899 "Fifty meters to the smithy, Goyim nii-chan! You didn't drop that mithril ore, did you?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:13:06 2015 No.13683904 >>13683899 Why does this sound like the most perfect thing ever? Does it come in ara ara?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:13:16 2015 No.13683905 >>13683899 This sounds rad actually. You'd have a soft, fluffy thing to cuddle at night while sharing a sleeping roll. And think of the money you'll save not hiring prostitutes to get your rocks off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:14:21 2015 No.13683908 Don't burn the thread down guys. [spolier]I'm looking at you Phoenix-tan.[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:14:49 2015 No.13683909 >>13683904 I think Ara ara~ might be too big to carry around. Unless it's a tiny shortstack Tanuki with massive breasts, pressed into my back, and jiggling as I run.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:16:03 2015 No.13683912 >>13683908 I just started the traditional lizard-girl tribal bonfire, but don't worry! I'm following all of the fire and safety codes!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:16:36 2015 No.13683913

>>13683883
Not sure for a literal backpack, but I think a Cheshire might be utilitarian, with her floating + invisibility combo and all. Double so if she can keep some stuff in whatever pocket dimension she might dwell in.

'Course only if it works outside of that genderHell dimension, and if you're really really a calm guy.

HEY! LISTEN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:16:48 2015 No.13683914 >>13683900 I like to play hard.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:19:18 2015 No.13683921

>>13682359
It would probably work better if you and the monster girl in question were already married. Just to be clear not to each, but you're not both single. That's something you don't see often, middle aged couples visiting with each other, and no sex or swinging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:20:19 2015 No.13683926 >>13682421 I would love to see it.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:23:09 2015 No.13683933

>>13682369
>>13682365
>>13682363
>>13683921
I'm heavily against incest, which is why I think it would work best in a family setting. An echidna mom story would be a good way to explore non-sexual relationships with a lot of mgs, imo.

>>13682421
Sounds neato.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:24:00 2015 No.13683934 >>13682520 Then I loo forward to when you do post it! Any idea what the monster girl is going to be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:28:54 2015 No.13683945 >>13682808 Not strawberry-rhubarb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:31:43 2015 No.13683953 Is it true that Tanukis smell like a crisp dollar bill? http://i.imgur.com/XbaROeA.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:33:43 2015 No.13683957 >>13683953 I'd rather they smelled of cocaine and clothes fresh from a dryer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:33:48 2015 No.13683958 >>13683953 >you will never snuggle a tanuki's tail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:34:50 2015 No.13683959 >>13683953 You are what you eat. Wait. Do what you love. Not quite. Money talks. Lets go with that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:35:02 2015 No.13683960 >>13683958 I want to see her bushy tail bounce around while she rides me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:39:17 2015 No.13683967 >>13683960 Now that I've imagined it. So do I.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:40:01 2015 No.13683969 >>13683960 I want to play with her fluffy shins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:42:21 2015 No.13683975 >>13683960 I want to make a deposit in her premium bank account.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:44:09 2015 No.13683978 >>13683953 No, they smell like my country censoring the internet. Fug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:44:34 2015 No.13683980 >>13683958 >Tfw you realize you'd probably be arrested for sexual harassment if you just ran up and hugged a Tanuki's tail. >Feels bad man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:45:36 2015 No.13683982 >>13683980 Why would they do that? They'd have you charged for theft at worst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:46:10 2015 No.13683984 >>13683980 She'll have her Oni bodyguards play with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:47:47 2015 No.13683987 >>13683980 >sexual harassment >monstergirls I mean, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:47:57 2015 No.13683988 >>13683980 I want to lift her high up into the air and patronize her by treating her like she's a raccoon. Until she yells at me while her tail swishes around angrily, biting my hand to make me let go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:48:31 2015 No.13683989 >>13683980 >Arrested That's a waste of perfectly good manmeat, she'd sue you instead. No one likes a servant with a loose boypussy anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:51:23 2015 No.13683993 >>13683987 Maybe she already has a husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:51:44 2015 No.13683996 >>13683982 She might just be startled and think you're trying to mug her. Tanuki are clever, but they're not very strong, would be easy to tip her upside down and shake until her money falls out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:53:58 2015 No.13683998 >>13683996 Why do I want to see that image drawn now? With pantyshot of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:54:10 2015 No.13683999 >>13683993 Oh well, then you're fucked, and not in the good way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:56:56 2015 No.13684005 >>13683996 I doubt you'd even need to flip her, really. The hard part would be getting past the body guards to get to her in the first place and dealing with the hitwomen sent after you for reparations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 03:59:13 2015 No.13684008 >>13684005 Kunoichi that force marry you and then make you sign a contract with the Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:01:17 2015 No.13684013 >>13684008 I was envisioning a scene in which you're fucked until you're incapacitated, then made an offer you can't refuse. Why have you fucked half to death first, you might ask? To maintain a position of power, of course.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:04:22 2015 No.13684021

>>13684008
World Class Rapists.

Professionals who have rape down to an art form. For a large sum of money they'll rape anyone, anyway at anytime.

The Great Wight Ushi-Oni is one of them, they say she's raped so many men that her fur is stained white from her handiwork.

They're some of the scariest Monster Girls you'll ever meet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:06:49 2015 No.13684024 >>13684021 I wonder if anyone hired them and made themselves the target.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:08:05 2015 No.13684025

>>13684021
Oh god, you mean Penny the Pelviscerator? I tell my kids stories about her to keep them in line. Know who else scares me shitless? Thousand Strokes Carly, that mantis they say can jump around so fast she can give you a handjob and no one else even knows it until you're blowing your load all over the sidewalk.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:09:12 2015 No.13684026

>>13684024
Probably. It's like some kind of hunter and prey roleplay. Just call them anonymously and give them your details and how you want them to rape yo- him.

Then you just go about your business, until the lights go out all of a sudden, and someone's sabotaged the fuse box...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:09:19 2015 No.13684027 >>13683980 I'd probably be unable to keep my hands to myself. Just touching and petting every fluffy tail or fuzzy ear that comes within arm reach. Randomly pulling monster girls into hugs... Anon... What if we're the serial cuddler?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:11:03 2015 No.13684030 >>13684027 Wurm-chan will bring you to justice, with her soft belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:11:40 2015 No.13684032 >>13684027 We could make a gang. The most feared virgins in all of MGC. We would call ourselves The Cuddlers, and our bandana would be a (synthetic) coonskin hat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:14:16 2015 No.13684039 >>13684027 >Serial cuddler. You are sentenced to harder cuddling, by Onis, Ushi-Onis, and large Cyclopses.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:14:17 2015 No.13684040

>>13684021
I'd like to believe one of them is just an Alice. An innocent, unassuming little girl who acts adorable and cheery in public, but the second you're alone her voice drops in pitch to the voice of a sadistic woman. Trying to knock you unconcious so she can subdue you and get to work on her 'trademark' style of rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:14:18 2015 No.13684041 >>13684027 Hello,my name is anon and I'm a mofu addict.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:18:30 2015 No.13684051 >>13684041 Hi anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:19:17 2015 No.13684054 >>13683934 Not really. It might not even be a single monstergirl. Who knows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:21:03 2015 No.13684057 >>13684041 >"Hi Anon~" http://i.imgur.com/wP6crVB.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:22:48 2015 No.13684062 >>13684057 I-I'm getting the shivers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:23:30 2015 No.13684064 >>13684041 I want to be thrown into the mofu pit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:24:59 2015 No.13684066 >>13684062 From the cold?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:26:00 2015 No.13684069 >>13684041 Hi Anon- >>13684057 Fluffy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:28:35 2015 No.13684079 >>13684066 Sure, lets go with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:57:09 2015 No.13684136 RIP thread, everyone mofu'd to death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:59:37 2015 No.13684141 >>13684136 I'm sure it's just fluff comas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:17:11 2015 No.13684176 >>13684141 >fluff comas That's what happens when you try to go straight for nine tails. You have to start smaller than that or you'll OD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:19:58 2015 No.13684185 >>13684176 Your mind will be trapped in a world of softness and happiness, a little bit like getting high off a keseran.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:21:31 2015 No.13684187 >>13684176 It's like shooting yourself with smaller foxes to build up an immunity to the larger ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:23:24 2015 No.13684193 >>13684187 Well at some point you just need 2 tails just to feel normal. So inevitably you move up to 3 to get your tail high. Then after a while you get the shakes unless you've had 3, and so on. Mofu addiction is dangerous.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:30:53 2015 No.13684202

Seven Wurms were slithering along after a hard day of making love to their respective husbands. Seeing the blooming blue rye field, they thought it a lake, and decided to go for a swim, as they were all sweaty from a hard day of making love to their hubbies.
Aswimming they went, and their sweat dried up and the crops were properly burrowed through, and so they came out.
"Oh dear me!" one of the Wurms exclaimed. "What if one of us drowned?"
Many a gasp was heard, and the Wurms began to count to see if all seven were still there.
"Me, one, two, three, four, five, six... oh no! Six?"
Thus they all counted, and all agreed, one was missing, one had drowned.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:34:45 2015 No.13684205

>>13684202
Along came Anon, the know-it-all, who saw the distressed Wurms and offered to help them.
"Here's what you should do, Wurms! Each of you should dig your nose into mud, and then you will count the indentations in the mud! Each of you only has one nose, so if there are seven holes, then there's seven of you!"
The Wurms did so, and with muddy faces found to their delight that Anon had in fact saved one of them from drowning. They thought they should reward him somehow, but they were all married Wurms!
What should they do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:47:52 2015 No.13684228 >>13684205 Cookies. The biggest cookies ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:50:33 2015 No.13684231 I just came back from a little outing to the woods and now the blog is gone. Where do I go with my updates now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:50:55 2015 No.13684234 >tfw you'll never be a paladin fighting genuine evil in the world >as opposed to order fags and their wanton genocide of everything not human

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:52:34 2015 No.13684237 >>13684231 The wordpress. It's the only thing left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:54:28 2015 No.13684243 >>13684205 Obviously, set on a quest to find the bestest wife for Anon! Unless it's a Goddess, SEVEN Wurms should do it. >>13684231 Wordpress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:56:05 2015 No.13684248 >>13684243 Seven MILF Wurms and their quest to hook up a guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:03:48 2015 No.13684260 >>13684243 >>13684248 >Wurms so dumb they don't just hook him up with one of their daughters 9/10, I'd believe it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:05:47 2015 No.13684263 >>13684260 But their kids all have childhood friends!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:10:12 2015 No.13684274 How does sex with a centaur feel like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:11:22 2015 No.13684275 >>13684274 It leaves you a little hoarse afterwards.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:12:45 2015 No.13684277

>>13684248
You know it's gonna be amusing.
They'd probably throw at him Druella herself, dragging her right out of her general's tent oblivious to all the arrows and fireballs thrown at them after that Dullahan lady on the road named her to "Who's the greatest strongest smartest girl around the world who'd make a boy the happiest husband ever!".

>>13684260
Perhaps they're newly married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:15:03 2015 No.13684279 >>13684277 >Deruella is forced to marry some random guy because the Wurmificient Seven demanded it Then what happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:15:16 2015 No.13684280 >>13684274 Like pompoir x2

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:15:38 2015 No.13684281

>>13684234
I know your pain anon.
>You'll never polish your armor to a sheen every day.
>You'll never sit down with a bunch of human and monster children and preach to them about how paladins should hunt down the evil and protect the weak no matter their race
>You'll never train those kids to be the best goddamn paladins they can be.
>You'll never defend your students from Order Zealots who try to burn your town to the ground for "consorting with monsters"
>You'll never scream "ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL PALADIN LOOKS LIKE!" before charging in with your sword and shield and laying waste to the zealots.
>You'll never win because you don't fight fair.
>No time for fighting fair when you've got people to protect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:27:57 2015 No.13684293 >>13684281 But Hero-kun, if you kill them you'll be just as bad as them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:30:08 2015 No.13684296 >>13684293 We've been through this scenario before, non-lethal, while preferable, can't work on everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:30:27 2015 No.13684297 >>13684293 Sometimes good people have to do bad things to save other good people. Fuck it. Let's make this hypothetical true paladin the monstergirl world equivalent of Joshua Graham. Bandaged badass who refuses to die and regrets his past.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:30:41 2015 No.13684298 >>13684296 You are not the man Big Boss knows you can be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:31:27 2015 No.13684301 >>13684298 Big Boss isn't really a good example for pacifism anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:36:27 2015 No.13684308 >>13684297 THE BURNED MUMMY WALKS! >>13684301 So sad. You are making me so sad...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:38:58 2015 No.13684313 >>13684298 I'm being the man that he needs me to be, not the one he wants me to be

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:40:13 2015 No.13684315 >>13684313 You're digging your nose in bloody battlefield dirt, all for revenge!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:44:07 2015 No.13684325

>>13684279
Well, so far it follows light comedy logic, so guess she agreed?
Maybe all her ambition and war campaigns turned out to be suppressing her inner natural submissiveness, and being an object of bride kidnapping was just the thing for her to finally come at peace with herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:47:46 2015 No.13684330 >>13684325 Meanwhile, the Wurmettes missing their mommies went on rampages that dwarfed the war between the Order and the Demon Lord. And the fathers gave chase.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:48:53 2015 No.13684331 >>13684315 The order is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new order of heroes will be born!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 06:49:27 2015 No.13684333 >>13684331 Talking dirty and pillowtalk is what unites us!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:01:33 2015 No.13684350 >image limit reached >only on page 9 This is gonna be a long night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:01:36 2015 No.13684351 How did you and your waifu celebrate Midsummer?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:03:19 2015 No.13684356

Well anon, you've tasked with rescuing a monster girl princess from a castle
(http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/special:random reroll if non mg)

Said castle is filled with traps (non human kind), a group of Paladins, six royal guards from a rival (human) kingdom, and an angry hobo with a slightly soggy towel.
In that order

All human forces are 50/50 male and female, except the hobo who is male)

Using your magical power (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)) how do you save , then impregnate, her?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:06:49 2015 No.13684358

>>13684356
The princess is an Alp, which motivates me greatly.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Magic
So I uhh, turn into a like, an African Swallow and then drop coconuts on all their heads one by one, then turn back into a human and princess carry the Alp out, then elope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:07:03 2015 No.13684359 That it's still here is quite a surprise So I'll post, before my browser dies These threads I didn't see Since they moved to /jp/ Do they usually get 3k replies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:07:51 2015 No.13684362 It would make me happy to see Hideo Kojima with a waifu, preferably one who shares his vision and will comfort him when Konami tries to pretend he doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:07:58 2015 No.13684363 >>13684359 Yes. Sometimes only 2, sometimes even 4.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:08:57 2015 No.13684364 >>13684356 I expected generic response before I expected generic response

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:09:21 2015 No.13684366 >>13684356 >Werecat >Urban empowerment. A castle counts as an urban area right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:09:42 2015 No.13684367 >>13684356 >Wyvern God I hope its a tomboy >heat wave emission Can get past everything but the hobo, his towel is too damp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:15:37 2015 No.13684372 >>13684359 I missed you limerick anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:16:55 2015 No.13684373 >>13684362 Isn't he married?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:18:26 2015 No.13684376 >>13684372 I want a Cheshire to recite dirty limericks to me.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:19:25 2015 No.13684378

>>13684356
>Food entity creation power lets me make food golems
>Princess is a chimera

Forget the multiple personality ugly head pauldron bitch. I'm making a harem of dessert slimes and reveling in hedonism forever. And when I need money I can always do catering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:19:32 2015 No.13684379 >>13684359 So you coming back to us, or did you just come to piss on our ashes one last time before leaving our threads to rot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:20:52 2015 No.13684380 >>13684378 >I'm making a harem of dessert slimes and reveling in hedonism forever APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:21:19 2015 No.13684381 I want to marry a wurm, or two, or three, or four. I want to marry that many wurms, or maybe more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:24:15 2015 No.13684386 >>13684381 You can't carry that many Wurms over the doorstep!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:24:29 2015 No.13684387 >>13684373 I think he is, and they actually have a kid. Fuck!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:25:25 2015 No.13684388 >>13684387 A Kitsune-bi could still possess her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:26:35 2015 No.13684390 >>13684386 Maybe not all at once. But I'll carry them all, one way or another. Because the only thing better than a wurm is more wurms, and the only thing better than more wurms is even more wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:28:32 2015 No.13684392 >>13684379 I saw the thread out of the blue While browsing fangames for 2hu If you have a request Then I'll try my best And drop by again when I'm through Man, the size of this thread is really fucking with my browser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:29:45 2015 No.13684394 >>13684381 Sir, the amount of Wurms you wish to court at once exceeds the maximum allowed number of Wurm waifus in this specific thread. It is advisable not to court more than two Wurms simutaneously for the sake of your and your peers' safety.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:30:31 2015 No.13684395 I want to give my Vampire Daughteru Ice Cream every time her baby teeth fall out until she's a chubby Vampire cutie!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:32:03 2015 No.13684399 >>13684392 Maybe make an ode to the Wurms this one guy wants to marry? >>13684395 Chubby Alp Senpai is growing worried at the number of chubby girls in the community. Maybe she's a bad influence?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:32:39 2015 No.13684401

>>13684356
>Dark Slime
>Memory Absorption

>Pretend I'm on official business or lost and try my best to get within arm's length of a guard.
>Plunder the memory of their combat training
>Remove the memory of them guarding something
>Steal memories of the layout of the castle and traps
>Loot knowledge pertaining to interaction with the other guards
>Delete memory of my ever touching them
>Rinse and repeat making pretenses for all the guards
>Use stolen combat and environmental knowledge to subdue as best I can the ones who get suspicious of me
>Go to royal baths and secure wet towel
>Engage in epic duel with hobo
Discover that the princess has already melted the entire human noble family into slimes while I was taking my sweet time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:36:11 2015 No.13684404 >>13684399 Four Wurms at a wedding today Left the groom in a state of dismay For try as he might He again has lost sight Of the fifth, who got lost on the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:38:55 2015 No.13684408 >>13684404 Uh-oh. Sounds like this bride got cold feet! I bet she can't even feel them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:44:44 2015 No.13684416 >>13684408 Not to worry, the groom found his sweet. At a cobbler, just right down the street New shoes, her desire She set the old ones on fire Because she was worried about getting cold feet. Shit, I'm out of practice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:46:18 2015 No.13684419 >>13684416 You're the best and only bard we've ever had. Keep on keeping on. Also sing us about the wedding cake, please!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:46:25 2015 No.13684420 I want karate Jinko to cut my hair with her bare hands!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:47:19 2015 No.13684421 >>13684420 She'd like that too. But there's just one itsy-bitsy problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:48:19 2015 No.13684422 >>13684392 Something about centipedes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:49:38 2015 No.13684424 >>13684421 What do you mean, Anon? she knows the proper martial art for the job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:49:42 2015 No.13684425 >>13684422 I can do that. Oomukade, Oh, Oomukade Stinky, Creepy-crawly No man will your hand in marriage take Stinky, Weepy-crawly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:50:42 2015 No.13684426 >>13684424 But she's a Tiger. You don't get Tiger events.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:51:04 2015 No.13684427 >>13684425 I'll take her hand in marriage, and all of her dozens of legs too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:52:28 2015 No.13684429 >>13684427 Anyone feel like stroking Alp's ego for some Night Terrors smut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:54:01 2015 No.13684434 >>13684426 I don't? ;_;[/Spoiler]

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:56:34 2015 No.13684436

>>13684419
Oh, the cakes? There weren't than just four
Or five, like the brides, but one more
For with these cakes, the gimmick
Was that one was a mimic
Who herself was looking for a groom to score.

>>13684422
A centipede, with hair that is reddish
Is no longer feeling too pettish
For she about to find
A man of the right mind
Who has 'legs' as his biggest fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:58:07 2015 No.13684439 >>13684434 No. You don't. Nobody does. >>13684436 >wedding crasher Mimic Please no, she'll end up with some fat loser.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 07:58:34 2015 No.13684440

How do you guys deal with the fact that MGs don't exist? I'm lying in my bed with no pack of raptor girls to fight over my cum and collapse on top of me, trying to get the warmest snuggle spots before falling asleep. No burglar to look in my window, see me sleeping under a pile of sharp teeth and claws, and fucking book it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:03:21 2015 No.13684448 >>13684440 If you feel yourself growing too numb And you're worried that you might succumb The way that I deal With >no monstergirl feel Is with porn, and some bad off-brand rum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:07:03 2015 No.13684456 >>13684440 I just think they wouldn't go for me even if they were real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:07:20 2015 No.13684458 >>13684440 Most of the time i do private writefaggotry sessions with lots of self-insert in it. It doesn't really help with the feels though, the pain will always be there ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:09:31 2015 No.13684460 >>13684448 That's awesome! Thanks. I'm hopeful for VR once the oculus goes mainstream. It's a hard wait until then though. Going to community college where people aren't interested in relationships and usually go home after class doesn't help either.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:13:58 2015 No.13684468

>>13684456
But they would, anon! Believe in the me that believes in MGs wanting you!

>>13684458
I used to do that too! Now I'm too self conscious about what the Internet would say or something. I've also tried ERP, but it's hard to get back into when you're looking for X and a lot of other people want Y.

Whatever makes the feels more bearable, Anon. We'll get through it together.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:17:12 2015 No.13684472

>>13684440
Enduring it, duh. Sometimes daydreaming, with the help of music and such, but going on sharing that is unleashing levels of faggotry I'd rather spare the thread and myself from.

>>13684404
>>13684436
I wasn't around last time you were >>13684379, but I sure can bet they liked you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:18:31 2015 No.13684478 >>13684460 Though it seems to be so very far I will keep wishing upon this star So that one day see Our MG's in 3D When we finally get immersive VR

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:20:31 2015 No.13684482 >>13684440 I dream dreams nobody else could have, I won't let anyone stand in my way!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:26:31 2015 No.13684487 >>13684478 Fuck yeah! That technology is closer than we think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:26:35 2015 No.13684488 >>13684440 Fantasize, write, fantasize some more. Wait for VR to advance enough to where I don't have to spend any conscious time on this gay earth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:34:38 2015 No.13684498 Guys, guys! How about a NEET who lives with a Mindflayer and spends most of his time experiencing all the wonderful things they can come up with without the need to leave the house?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:45:53 2015 No.13684512 >>13684440 Heavy doses of maladaptive daydreaming gets me through, combined with just thinking of being with her together in some alternate reality, simply enjoy our days together.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:47:13 2015 No.13684516

>>13684498
>Mindflayer can't deposit memories into your head without experiencing them first

Anon will go on a crazy round the world trip spending all his life savings.

Then he can bang and enjoy memories with his waifu in his mind and normally.

While living as a neighbor to Junko though but that's sort of a given.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:48:51 2015 No.13684523 >>13684516 Anon no, that's lame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:49:03 2015 No.13684525 >tfw getting a tooth pulled with no anesthesia I want a Mindflayer to make me unaware that it's happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:49:53 2015 No.13684527 >>13684498 That has potential for a quick warming story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:52:37 2015 No.13684532 >>13684516 >While living as a neighbor to Junko though but that's sort of a given. Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:54:33 2015 No.13684537 >>13684516 What's a Junko?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:55:39 2015 No.13684541 >>13684537 It's a spoiler that everyone already knows. Like a female Adachi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:56:24 2015 No.13684542 >>13684541 Adachi did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:56:29 2015 No.13684544 >>13684541 Well what's that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:57:24 2015 No.13684546 >>13684532 >>13684537 He implies living on the streets. Junko = ass poor homeless Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:02:50 2015 No.13684557 >>13684546 Nah, it implies he's Alp just whoring for more attention as usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:05:36 2015 No.13684565 >>13684557 Alp didn't invent Junko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:05:39 2015 No.13684566 >>13684356 >Chimaera >Plant Kingdom Embodiment She might be powerful, but I can become THE GIVING TREE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:07:30 2015 No.13684571 >>13684565 Alp took her and spent a whole nonsense arc on building her a house. Smart money is on him if somebody is talking Junko as neighbor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:08:05 2015 No.13684572 >>13684571 Well it isn't. So fuck you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:08:57 2015 No.13684574 >176 unique posters Rejoice drones, the mama is growing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:09:22 2015 No.13684575 >>13684574 What?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:11:27 2015 No.13684577

>>13684557
>Alp

Did a Mindflayer skullfuck your head and now you're struggling to think properly?

You're not even close.

>>13684532
Anon spent all his dosh on the trips and would be living in a cardboard box neighboring Junko's cardboard box.

You know, because he'd be poor then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:11:46 2015 No.13684578 >>13684574 It used to average 230-250.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:13:12 2015 No.13684586 >>13684578 When? /a/ times?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:13:50 2015 No.13684589 >>13684574 There's lurkers too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:16:26 2015 No.13684593 >>13684578 Bullshit man. It's been 130'ish since the unique poster system was implemented, and dipped to around 95 during the lowest times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:16:43 2015 No.13684594 >>13684574 More posters is good sure but we're no closer to being a hivemind than we were before. At least until some of these anons accept horse pussy into their hearts, then we'd be a few steps closer but still miles off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:24:35 2015 No.13684607 What do you think is the most chaotic thing that could ever happen to these threads? I'm gonna go with an anime set in MGE world, and the migration back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:26:35 2015 No.13684609 >>13684607 I wonder if we'll arrive back in /a/ post MG anime by crabman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:27:13 2015 No.13684611 >>13684609 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:28:31 2015 No.13684614 >>13684609 /a/ has EMG threads already

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:54:40 2015 No.13684650 I want a lilim to slam their toe into the edge of a door frame and yell obscenities for 20 minutes. Not even world altering supernatural bullshit can defeat a wooden corner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 09:59:58 2015 No.13684659 >>13684650 Are monster girls powerful enough to brave a room with lego all over the floor? Or go through a door with a threatening goose on the other side?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:19:50 2015 No.13684686 >>13684659 Big meaty paws. VS. Floor Lego. Who wins? Im betting Legos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:41:26 2015 No.13684716 >>13684356 >Arachne >Violence Embodyment Start by making the guards fight each other before going one man army.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:41:27 2015 No.13684717 >>13684686 Anubis laughs at your folly. "Wanhahaha" she goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:43:55 2015 No.13684721 >>13684717 Just wait until she gets a corner in the pawpad at four in the morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:44:32 2015 No.13684725 >>13684721 >Honey! Is that pudding done yet? That's how she'd react.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:59:19 2015 No.13684746 >>13684725 Why are they making pudding at 4am though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:00:07 2015 No.13684748 >>13684746 Because they've lost control of their life.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:02:25 2015 No.13684752

>Have a pair of Mantis maids
>They follow you everywhere, feed you, and watch over you as you sleep
>At first it was unsettling, but now you're so used to it that it'd be really hard to adjust if they suddenly stopped
>You do wish you could spend less money on clothes though
>Despite constant complaints, they still occasionally cut your clothes off of you rather than remove them normally
>The water bill is also higher than it should be
>They demanded you allow them to wash you every night, but now it's just turned into an hour and a half of sex in the shower every night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:03:10 2015 No.13684753 >>13684752 Disobedient maids? Spank them. Spank them hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:26:47 2015 No.13684785 >>13684752 >Not putting your foot down on the shower thing to save dosh Seriously. Also get like goodwill cheap clothes to wear around. The gimpy baggy crap nobody wants to wear. What are you, some kind of goy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:33:36 2015 No.13684802 >>13684752 This >>13684753 Especially if they're Mantises, how unbecoming of their kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:37:23 2015 No.13684806 >>13684753 >>13684802 >Not having one mantis spank the other with the flat of her arm blade >Before having the other mantis do the same afterward You're both terrible masters. Your kikis would be ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:45:35 2015 No.13684816 >>13684752 I want kuudere maids so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:48:07 2015 No.13684819 >>13684806 >not disciplining your maids yourself No. You need to convey that they displeased you enough to take personal action, not just order them to pat each other's buttocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:48:58 2015 No.13684822 >>13684752 It's time to deny the Mantis maids their daily cuddles, headpats and shower sex until they behave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:51:05 2015 No.13684828 >>13684816 I want an older mantis with muscles to be my meido and bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:53:44 2015 No.13684834 >>13684828 I want a kuudere Mindflayer maid to mindflay me into being able to tell when she's smiling and I might actually write that now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:55:35 2015 No.13684839 >>13684834 >Having her mindflay you >Not having her hold up two little flash cards with picture's of her face so you can see the difference.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:59:26 2015 No.13684843

>>13684839
>Master, which is this?
>I have no idea. Angry?
>No, Master, that was embarrassed. Which is this?
>Happy?
>Master, that was angry. Please no not play games with me. And this?
>Constipated?
>Oh for a fuck's sake, Master!
And then Master's brain was violated by dozens of tiny tentacles until he got it right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:01:24 2015 No.13684846 I want a maid that makes me completely rethink my finances!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:02:20 2015 No.13684850

>>13684843
>Master, for every success I will directly stimulate the pleasure centers of your brain.
>"And for each failure?"
>I will send more pleasure.
>"W-what?"
>I will cause you to ejaculate uncontrollably.
>"I-I don't think that makes s-"
>TRAINING BEGINS NOW MASTER!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:03:48 2015 No.13684851 >>13684850 >directly stimulate the pleasure centers of your brain That's boring. I'd rather she made her kisses feel like cocaine or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:03:54 2015 No.13684852 >>13684846 So a tanuki? You want a tiny tanuki maid with a big ol' bushy tail that helps you with investing and spending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:04:42 2015 No.13684853 >>13684839 >the little flash cards have photos of her face on them >all have the same deadpan expression

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:05:53 2015 No.13684858 >>13684852 The house costs are practically paid themselves thanks to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:07:07 2015 No.13684863 >>13684846 So a tanooki? >You will never have a tanooki maid that's far more financially secure than you, but remains your maid, and insists you pay her, because she can't stand to leave you alone with your finances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:07:25 2015 No.13684865 >>13684858 How would you repay your tiny meido?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:08:29 2015 No.13684867 >>13684816 i want a kuukimora maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:08:50 2015 No.13684868 >>13684865 The currency she can't procure under normal circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:09:50 2015 No.13684869 I want a kuudere harem of four meidos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:13:04 2015 No.13684874 I want to be the meido to a monstergirl, particularly one of the actual flesh-eating ones. I want to serve her utterly, and when the time comes that I can no longer complete my duty, I want to be her food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:14:53 2015 No.13684880 >>13684874 >vore No, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:15:59 2015 No.13684884 >>13684852 >>13684863 >every Tanuki is obsessed with money R A Y C I S S A Y C I S S

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:16:27 2015 No.13684886 >>13684880 Casul. >Select all food >Several pictures of people Yes, Captcha, that was my point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:17:32 2015 No.13684893 >>13684874 He's so delusional... All right Anons, I believe we have found our man for sacrificing to the Xcom Viper snag ladies. He'll be a hero, except not really. Better him than one of us though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:18:38 2015 No.13684900 >>13684884 A maid must have proper knowledge of her master's spending so she can keep him properly advised. As a side note, hype mode is fully engaged for new Fire Emblem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:19:24 2015 No.13684906 >New T-REX chapter >Jealous yandere psychopaths everywhere >Guy who minds his own business gets shit This is actually making a turn for the worse every consecutive chapter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:21:20 2015 No.13684917 >>13684906 It enabled monsterdudes, what else did you need to know about it?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:27:23 2015 No.13684931

>>13684356
>User with this ability either is or can mimic/transform into Cervids, including deers, elk, moose, reindeer (caribou) and chital.
I guess I just use the generic strength and agility traits to fight through and then fuck the princess full of deer cock. Stupid furry superpowers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:29:42 2015 No.13684937 I want to read about the adventures of a good-for-nothing ronin and his Inari waifu who has a bondage fetish!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:29:57 2015 No.13684939 >>13684356 >Saving an alp >with ice negation Nah, I think I'm good, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:40:51 2015 No.13684970 >>13684906 It' what happens then the mangaka is stupid and tries to make shitty scenarios funny/cute without considering the undertones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:42:38 2015 No.13684974 >>13684356 >Kitsune-Bi >Spirit magic I simply summon the Kitsune-bi out of there. Then I pick a cute looking Paladin girl and have the Kitsune-bi posses her. After serveral years i'll have a nice shrine home and a cute Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:45:53 2015 No.13684981 >>13684974 >I pick a cute looking Paladin girl and have the Kitsune-bi posses her Would you still do armored sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:47:45 2015 No.13684985 >>13684981 I think a better question is if the armor would go from western style paladin plate to Japanese style.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:49:21 2015 No.13684992 >>13684974 The paladin she chooses is the strongest, the captain. This girl had a will so strong she isn't completely possessed by your waifu. You get a classic tsundere paladin girl and a deredere fox ghost in the same body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:51:24 2015 No.13684996 >>13684981 >>13684985 Of course. It's her fetish. The armor would be western style though. >>13684992 Sounds like a challenge.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:56:06 2015 No.13685003

>>13684996
>Sounds like a challenge.
Yeah but she's the good kind of tsundere. The type that hates you but can't do anything about it, until her character development chips away at her cold exterior bit by bit. Her hatres of the ghost always within her softens, and she learns you, the ghost's husbando, isn't so bad. She comes to think that maybe in another life she could have even fallen for you genuinely. She accepts the reality of the spirit possessing her and comes to terms with it, even accepting her. And she comes to terms with you and the feelings she'd slowly accumulated. How kind and warm you are with her body when it's the kitsune in control, how a deep part of her wishes you were like that with her too. And then, at the end of the character development, you get a deredere foxghost, and a deredere 2pure2cute paladingirl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:57:51 2015 No.13685011 >>13685003 >She regains control when you deflower her and wails like a banshee while drenching your pillow with tears What do?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:01:58 2015 No.13685021

>>13685011
Pat her hair still inside her and ask the waifu to come back, the paladin girl doesn't deserve it like this. If she can't I guess I stop there for the night and just hold the crying girl. I doubt she'd enjoy being held by her rapist, but it's my waifu's body that's contorting in agony, so what else can I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:02:06 2015 No.13685022 >>13685011 >Not having her pull you close and tell you to keep going

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:07:31 2015 No.13685037 >>13685011 Jackhammer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:09:26 2015 No.13685040 >>13685037 That's all you know, Shirou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:14:54 2015 No.13685051 >>13685040 Castah Medea a best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:16:28 2015 No.13685053 >>13685051 She never told Soichirou whether she liked it hard or gentle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:18:54 2015 No.13685058 >>13685053 Gentle for wedding night Hard for when he gets back from work. I would Castah so hard. SO hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:19:47 2015 No.13685060 >>13685021 Actually, thinking more about it, I'd probably just continue fucking her, but being gentler than usual. Not letting her completely ruin my first time with muh waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:20:32 2015 No.13685061 >>13685058 How would you go about fulfilling her Sabah-humiliation-and-forced-cosplay fetish?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:22:57 2015 No.13685067 >>13685061 >Sabah Seibah*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:23:32 2015 No.13685068 >>13685061 >Come home to Castah and Seibah >See that Castah has elected to dress the swordswoman up in a maid uniform. >Guess tonight is meido-master-mistress threesome night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:24:39 2015 No.13685070 >>13685068 >T-this is wrong! Unhand me, knaves! I am the king of the Britons! How do you deal with her sass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:26:43 2015 No.13685071 >>13685070 ...by pounding dat ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:26:48 2015 No.13685072 >>13685070 Gratuitous headpats and a hearty, hand made meal. Also telling her that she looks good in the dress. >Castah gets a little jealous of that comment. >When you get back she's in a maid uniform as well for double maid night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:27:18 2015 No.13685074 >>13685071 And what does Castah do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:27:26 2015 No.13685075 How does this thread still lives. Un-live it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:28:08 2015 No.13685078 >>13685074 ...watch while we screw?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:28:35 2015 No.13685079 >>13685078 Lame. You're an awful husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:29:05 2015 No.13685083 >>13685078 Come on man, gotta but Castah on Seibah and pound into both of them while they're chest to chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:29:37 2015 No.13685085 >>13685079 who said i was married? im the delivery guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:30:06 2015 No.13685086 >>13685083 *Put

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:30:30 2015 No.13685087 >>13685085 Why hello there Mister UPS-man. You should've left our wives alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:34:42 2015 No.13685090 >>13685087 listen ive been here for twenty minutes,you asked. its not even my route im just filling in for the jabberwock, now are you gonna sighn for this package or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:36:18 2015 No.13685093 >>13685090 I'm telling you one last time. IT. BELONGS. TO. THE. SHOTA. UPSTAIRS. Got it?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:37:55 2015 No.13685097

>>13685087
>Implying this isn't just an elaborate roleplay session where the lonely mistress walks in on her innocent maid getting it on with the delivery man before she takes part in as well.
>Ends with Anon and Castah snuggling while Seibah is trying to figure out what's going on.
Can one get Castah or Seibah pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:44:02 2015 No.13685110 >>13685097 Yes.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:47:00 2015 No.13685118

>>13685110
Then I have a new goal to work for.

>Castah practically lights up when she hears you got Seibah pregnant.
>Starts talking about all the matching uniforms she'll put the daughteru in.
When it's born Castah is almost always playing with the baby and fawning over it before she approaches you to get one of her own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:48:23 2015 No.13685120 >>13685118 Would Seibah get tig ol' bitties from impregnation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:49:56 2015 No.13685130 >>13685120 Bigger but still modest, she'd probably get dem hips from the extra baby weight. Caster on the other hand though.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:50:09 2015 No.13685131 >>13685118 I thought Seibah was the cuck here. http://i.imgur.com/Wlx2tMx.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:51:01 2015 No.13685133 >>13685093 Of course. I'm sure the shota upstairs is a connoisseur of uhh... "Horse Pussy Rodeo, Deluxe Boxed Set." So would you sign already?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:52:53 2015 No.13685137 I would open my door to sign the Jabberwock's form. If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:52:58 2015 No.13685138 >>13685133 No because it isn't mine. Why does no one ever believe me?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:53:44 2015 No.13685143

>>13685133
>Horse Pussy Rodeo, Deluxe Boxed Set
Sounds like something the shota would like. He has a poster signed by Catherine Greatbarn, the famous Centaur actress who went from doing high class period pieces to hardcore BDSM stuff as a labor of love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:56:56 2015 No.13685152 >>13685093 There's no shota upstairs, dipshit. You live in a house. Unless you're a kiddy fiddler, that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:57:08 2015 No.13685154 >>13685118 I now have the idea of caster fawning over a mini saber and mini caster daughteru and it warms my heart. Saber is still unsure as to whats going on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:58:27 2015 No.13685158 >>13685152 No, this is an apartment, not a house. Why else would that nice elf in robes live down the hall then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:58:40 2015 No.13685159 >>13685154 How can you forget Rider?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:59:19 2015 No.13685164 >>13685158 What bloody elf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:59:22 2015 No.13685165 >>13685131 Umm, is that an actual screencap from the show? I might give it a try out of sheer amusement then. >>13685137 Any sane person would, really. Wasting a Jabber FOR A SHOTA of all things is just some deep space level of wrong.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:01:04 2015 No.13685173

>>13685159
Question, do we keep rider as is or make her in her lamia form?
Either way I would impregnate that purple haired beauty.

>Holy grail war ends when Anon ends up bedding Seibah, Ridah, and Castah, causing everything to grind to a halt.
>Bed time is a massive cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:01:48 2015 No.13685175 >>13685164 The one with an untied bathrobe and fluffy slippers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:02:04 2015 No.13685179 >>13685164 The one that lives down the hall. You should have seen her, black hair, always pouting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:02:59 2015 No.13685181 >>13685173 >make her in her lamia form? It best be in her lamia form. It's off topic enough as it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:03:32 2015 No.13685182 >>13685131 Those MTSP Rin / Seibah doujins are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:05:27 2015 No.13685186 >>13685181 Well, Medea is an elf but yea. >Rider's wrapped around you and snuggling up on your right, binding on but snake hair kissing you >Caster is on the left and nuzzling into your neck. >Alp saber is on top of you like a teddy bear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:08:30 2015 No.13685190 I use a Colombian Donkey-Centaur waifu to make me a pot of coffee right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:09:40 2015 No.13685192 >>13685186 >Alp saber Oh damn, that's right. Time to bully hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:11:14 2015 No.13685194 >>13685192 But how does one bully the Saber? If you deny her food she's gonna break you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:13:17 2015 No.13685201 >>13685194 I treat her like a princess, duh. Her girly-girl side was always her weakness. Also >THE HEART, NORMAN!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:16:30 2015 No.13685213

>>13685201
I'm sure caster would be more than willing to help you in that endeavor, she's got a whole plethora of frilly dresses for you to dress her in.
I'm also sure that rider would be up for teaming up with you to tease saber by wrapping her up so you can nibble her alp ears while she's trapped only for you to turn the table's and nibble her ears instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:19:46 2015 No.13685222 >>13685213 Bullying Medusa is also acceptable, yes. But I want to make use of her riding skills and have her ride me.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:23:21 2015 No.13685238

>>13685222
>She rides you for hours, her movements sensual and flowing as her hips crash into yours, tail holding you tight against her while alp saber lays forgotten in the background.
>It's a marathon of ecstasy before you two lay spent on the bed, as a red faced, trembling alp saber watches you from where she'd fallen, transfixed by rider's skill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:25:49 2015 No.13685245 >>13685238 >Castah runs her gloved fingers along Seibah's back >"Aww, you're all hot and bothered! It's okay, I'll help you cool off..." >ice play ensues Yes. I like where this is going. Now all we need is Kotomine in some tight leather and a whip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:30:34 2015 No.13685256 >>13685245 You do know that this needs to end with a pregnant Medusa Rider, Elf Caster, and Alp Saber and cuddled up to you with happy smiles on their faces right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:31:37 2015 No.13685258 >>13685256 B-but Kotomine's got blue balls! He hasn't had a chance to do much since his masochist albino died!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:33:08 2015 No.13685262 >>13685258 You aren't Kotomine Anon. Besides, he's too busy with his gold dragon wife and her mountain of treasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:34:42 2015 No.13685267 >>13685262 One does not simply genderbend Gil. Kotomine is a catholic priest. He'd prefer shota-Gil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:37:03 2015 No.13685271 >>13685267 I dunno, Fem gil dragon would be boner inducing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:39:52 2015 No.13685274 >>13685271 Golden Dragon with red eyes and an affinity for wine? Yes.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:44:06 2015 No.13685285

>>13685274
>Decides to add you to her treasures for, and I quote "The novelty of it all, even a queen must have something bland to compare the rest of her treasures to."
>That being said, she seems to take it upon herself to 'improve' you as a testament to her queenly duties.
>This means she's been lecturing you on how to rule (Make them do what you say), fiscal policies (The peasants should be giving you their coins.), and even politics (I'm the queen, they must listen to me.)
>If someone talks shit about you though...
>Let's just say that she nearly ripped someone apart after they called you useless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:45:17 2015 No.13685291 >>13685285 I'm a Dragonslut, this is nothing new to me. Let's hit the waterpark already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:46:44 2015 No.13685295 >>13685285 Does she also call you mongrel

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:47:56 2015 No.13685299

>>13685291
>Go to water park
>She's in a string bikini and gives anyone who tries to seduce you a death glare, the "Look but don't touch my treasures" rule becoming "Look but not too much."

>>13685295
Yes.
She calls you treasure while you sleep and cuddles up with you atop her hoard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:59:01 2015 No.13685339 I want to marry a Lilim!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:02:32 2015 No.13685352 >>13685339 I want to get a Lilim pregnant and hire a Kikimora as a wet nurse.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:03:48 2015 No.13685360

Roll for a monstergirl

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Got it? Good.

The aforementioned monster is now the skullgirl! She's able to resist its influences for a time, but only because she has her sights set on you!

How fucked are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:04:42 2015 No.13685364 I want to be a Dragons treasure! Only to make her pay property taxes though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:04:57 2015 No.13685366 Just a friendly reminder for anyone that plays: Fallout MGQ starts another round in an hour. Also, Hellhound best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:05:44 2015 No.13685368 >>13685360 >Mantis Skullgirl How does that even look like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:06:36 2015 No.13685371 >>13685366 Hellhound is not the best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:08:43 2015 No.13685380 >>13685360 >Giant slug I'm gonna walk slowly in the opposite direction. Maybe leave a pee trail for her to crawl on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:09:11 2015 No.13685382 >>13685360 >Will-o-Wisp I know nothing of this skullgirls thing, but it doesn't sound good. I mean, I know of the game with the same name, but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:10:20 2015 No.13685387 >>13685371 >Not wanting a Hellhound gang member that wears dresses Pleb taste. Tamera best girl in Fallout MGQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:10:49 2015 No.13685390 >>13684356 >Cheshire She's clearly only captured to fuck with me. I bet she was the one that told me to go rescue her in the first place. >Electromagnetism embodiment I'm fucking magneto bitches!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:12:09 2015 No.13685395

I want to ride an Alp until she ahegaos while listening to her babble about how she turned into a girl because she was a failure of a man, and that she deserves to be used as the personal cumdump of someone who makes a much better man than she could ever be!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:20:26 2015 No.13685423 >>13685395 And then she gets post-sex cake, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:23:01 2015 No.13685430 >>13685360 >Elf Just what the hell am I in for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:24:08 2015 No.13685433 >>13685423 If that's what she wants. She better exercise or polymorph those calories away though, I don't want no chubby alp.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:31:18 2015 No.13685458

>>13685360
No idea 'bout Skullgirls either, but I got an elf and holy shit that's some lewd slutty knife-ear KC made right there.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Elf_extra_art.jpg
I'd SO stain that lineage and make her sprout dirty mongrel bastards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:32:55 2015 No.13685463 >>13685458 That's the kind of girl who has "casual encounters" inna woods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:34:20 2015 No.13685469 >>13685458 How are you going to deal with the whole destroying the world, summoning undead minions, and the countless adventurers trying to kill her part?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:52:11 2015 No.13685504 >>13685291 >>13685299 >Go to the waterpark with your MG Waifu Yes this is my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:53:13 2015 No.13685506 >>13685271 >>13685274 This as a Dragon? Yes please. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1661533

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:54:31 2015 No.13685511 >>13685506 Oh yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:54:59 2015 No.13685512 >>13685360 >Jorou-Gumo I'm screwed no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:55:45 2015 No.13685515 >>13685506 >>13685511 Would you break Gilko-dragon into being little more than a female lizard with your dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:56:21 2015 No.13685517 >>13685515 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:57:39 2015 No.13685520 >>13685515 No, I must be the sub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:58:27 2015 No.13685525 >>13685515 >Breaking the queen of heroes Do you have enough semen anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:58:46 2015 No.13685527 >>13685515 No. What's the fucking point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:59:30 2015 No.13685530 >>13685525 He'd need to have Spiral Power in his dick to do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:00:00 2015 No.13685534 >>13685515 That sounds more like a wock thing. Most dragons are about literal power like Lizardmen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:10:51 2015 No.13685566 >thread still isn't dead /jp/ needs to make more 2hu threads. Preferably about Keine, hakutaku in mge when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:11:09 2015 No.13685568 >>13685534 Dragon gilko is a loli now and demands head pats from you. Come on mongrel! Do you give them or must she take them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:12:02 2015 No.13685572 I can't stop thinking about Wurms!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:12:33 2015 No.13685575 >>13685566 Well, we're fifth from the bottom, so we're getting there.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:12:44 2015 No.13685577

>dragonslut living in domestic bliss
>sweeping up the hoard while the wife is away
>massive treasure chest is covering a dusty area
>lift it up effortlessly with one hand
>stub toe on gem stone
>reflexively grasp the chest harder to prevent it from falling
>it shatters into splinters
>treasure scattering everywhere
>fuck
>was a high ranking paladin, only did so to safely find a dragon wife
>got a little too strong
>lost on purpose to become a dragonslut
>have been hiding powerlevel for some years now
>start to clean up the mess
>wife returns
>"Treasure! What happened?!"
>a jealous manticore busted it up
>"But that was titanwood! Those cats couldn't leave a scratch!"
>uh, her baphomet friend came too
>start sweating
>gem stones start spilling out of apron pocket
>such is life as an overleveled dragonslut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:13:49 2015 No.13685580 >>13685515 No, but I'd watch with great satisfaction as a group of faceless fat old men does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:15:18 2015 No.13685582 >>13685566 I could do with more werecow threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:15:40 2015 No.13685583 >>13685580 They say when those creatures grow a face they become the ultimate lifeform.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:18:34 2015 No.13685592 Has anyone heard any updates the last few dates from LDR on whether the blog is down for good, or if she's trying to appeal the deletion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:19:54 2015 No.13685598 >>13685515 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:21:06 2015 No.13685604 >>13685515 >implying that's a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:22:33 2015 No.13685610 >>13685568 What would she do if I tousled her hair?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:25:25 2015 No.13685619 >>13685515 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:26:29 2015 No.13685621 >>13685610 Call you a mongrel and act obnoxious. It's her go to response to most things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:26:48 2015 No.13685624 >>13685604 Well what's the point of wanting to have a fem Gil is the's not going to act like Gil anymore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:29:51 2015 No.13685637 >>13685621 You know, if she truly means what she says, then the daughteru you have with her would also be a mongrel (mutt, mixed descent).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:30:56 2015 No.13685641 >>13685624 I dunno, because Gil is a piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:32:41 2015 No.13685645 >>13685641 You know that we're talking about monstergirl Gil right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:35:17 2015 No.13685653 >>13685645 Excuse me, "A piece of shit who also sucks your dick". A small improvement, to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:35:47 2015 No.13685654 >>13685637 No, her queenly status overrides you mongrel genes. >Yfw the daughter is a daddy's girl >>13685610 >I will allow it this one time mongrel, but pay closer attention to instructions in the future. >She's blushing while she says this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:37:28 2015 No.13685661 >>13685645 Read the post he's replying to. It implies that she'd act the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:42:28 2015 No.13685682 >>13684356 Princess: Arch Imp Ability: Sound Absorption So sneaking in without even being noticed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:47:11 2015 No.13685693 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51058675 What kind of potion do you think she's making?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:48:51 2015 No.13685699 >>13684356 >Kejourou >Alternate-Self Absorption Looks like before I can save her I have to travel the multiverse to kill all my alternate selves and become The One.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:48:55 2015 No.13685700 >>13685693 You know, the art looks a little off, but there is something charming about that face. The fuck, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:49:03 2015 No.13685702 >>13685693 A mana potion, it's blue. Lich's spells' mana costs are ridiculous nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:49:10 2015 No.13685703 >>13684356 >Werewolf Princess My favorite MG right off the bat. Nice. >Enhanced Jump Crap. Am I a Dragoon, or someone who got Samus' High Jump Boots before her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:50:10 2015 No.13685708 >>13685693 Is there a second lich handing that potion to her or something? What the fuck's with that arm positioning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:51:19 2015 No.13685713 >>13684356 >Dark Priest >Immortality. Fuck that, Dark Priest a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:51:52 2015 No.13685717 >>13685708 >undead mage >not having detachable, floating limbs Come on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:52:41 2015 No.13685722 >>13684356 >Sphinx >Fusion empowerment I just have to find something powerful to fuse with and then I should be good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:52:43 2015 No.13685723 >>13685708 Just pretend she put her arm through a magic portal out of laziness or something. I didn't notice until you said, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:57:48 2015 No.13685747 I want to be mentally retarded and pretend to be a Chesire mocking people and shit only for a Yeti to find me and heal me through hugs and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:59:39 2015 No.13685756 >>13685747 >I want to be mentally retarded Well at least you have that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:05:48 2015 No.13685780 >>13685747 >Implying mgs would hook up with retards

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:07:07 2015 No.13685783 >>13685780 Didn't the whole MAMONO MANA stuff cure retarded people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:07:15 2015 No.13685784 >>13685780 You must have missed the recent askfm thing from KC, bud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:08:20 2015 No.13685789 >>13685783 Yep. They will literally fuck the retardation out of you. Shit is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:08:24 2015 No.13685791 >>13685784 >recent askfm thing from KC Oh boy, what's the new deal now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:12:23 2015 No.13685804 >>13685791 See >>13685783 Monsters can cure mental illnesses, this thread needs a stampede of monsters any day now.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:13:56 2015 No.13685808

>>13684356
>Sound Nullification
>Dryad (How the fuck is someone going kidnapping a dryad?)

>Make explosives.
>Wait till moon is almost fully gone, leaving just enough to barely see.
>Wear Black/Dark Blue.
>Set cannons/explosives as a diversion on a far side of the castle.
>They don't hear it go off, and a castle wall is destroyed.
>Place is beginning to burn.
>Paladins and Rivals bicker.
>Strew banners and paraphernalia from Rival kingdom.
>Infighting occurs; Rivals killed by paladins and/or captured.
>As this happens, you sneak into the castle.
>Bomb the dungeons, releasing any prisoners, who fight the remaining Paladins and generally cause havoc.
>Wreck the armory.
>Hiding in the shadows, you silently kill and interrogate any Paladins left, asking for pertinent info.
>Take this time to permadeafen the whole place.
>People freak the fuck out because they can't hear, and more chaos.
>The hobo is obviously drunk and asleep. Kill and take shovel.
>By morning, everything is destroyed.
>You dig out the tree and dryad to the light of a new day, and the blood of a thousand corpses.
>Consummate as you will, on said blood of a thousand corpses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:14:40 2015 No.13685810 >>13685783 Godda cater to the main audience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:14:44 2015 No.13685811 >Vaccines cause autism >Monsters cure autism

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:14:46 2015 No.13685812 >>13685804 It only needs to be proven as an effective cleaning product and it will be the strongest substance in the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:14:50 2015 No.13685813 >>13685791 See >>13678188 Line 135, I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:15:32 2015 No.13685818 >>13685808 >How the fuck is someone going kidnapping a dryad? Shovels and a really big flower pot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:17:00 2015 No.13685824 >>13674073 Wuxia or Assassin. I like fast fighting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:17:25 2015 No.13685826 >>13685812 It could be used to clean up all the cum stains after they rape you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:17:53 2015 No.13685832 >>13685813 >>13685804 >"They'll get cured." >This is a safe space Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:21:17 2015 No.13685842 >>13685832 Funny thing is it would probably make tumblrites flip a table >"WHY DOES MY SELF DIAGNOSED ILLNESS NEED CURED YOU ABELIST SHITLORDS"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:22:04 2015 No.13685847 >>13674073 Either a Monk or Assassin. Something that can handle being alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:23:16 2015 No.13685850 >>13685842 It's okay, that's a whole different beast that monsters would steer clear of. Mostly because a lot of them would end up Alping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:24:05 2015 No.13685855 >>13685847 >Handle being alone Anon, your Attack would be glorious but your defense would be weaker than warm pudding. A weak breeze would 1 hit you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:25:27 2015 No.13685860 >>13685855 Easy solution for that, friend. Just never get hit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:27:43 2015 No.13685868 >>13685860 The Evasion stat on Monks and Assassins are not something to write home about either. At least Assassins have the whole stealth and first hit options, but if those fall through you better have good running skills equipped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:30:40 2015 No.13685876 >>13685842 >ABELIST Sweet Jesus, this is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:31:47 2015 No.13685881 >>13685868 Didn't know it was going to be one of those kinds of settings... ...Then again, I've always been pretty good running glass cannons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:33:54 2015 No.13685889 >>13685881 Assassins were never about dodging attacks in any setting outside of TM. And you'd go beyond class canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:52:59 2015 No.13685934 Has that Maid Service Anon made a post recently with another profile?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:54:23 2015 No.13685938 >>13685934 Last thread, I think. Unless I missed one this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:55:14 2015 No.13685939 >>13685934 I want to be a butler to a Lilim, Dragon, Baphomet, and a Pharaoh. All. At. Once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:55:32 2015 No.13685941 >>13685934 Just check his pastebin, he updates after every profile usually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:58:17 2015 No.13685949 >>13685939 That's not how it works, you slut butler.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:58:26 2015 No.13685950

>>13685939
I want to be a butler for an Apophis and Pharaoh that were adopted into the same family. Learning to get along would one of the conditions for their inheritance so they're sharing a house and need a butler since they can never agree on who's turn it is to clean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:58:32 2015 No.13685951 I'm not up to date on things. Why was the blag deleted? I hear it was marked as spam, but how does that even work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:58:37 2015 No.13685952 >>13685939 SSSSLLLLLUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:58:53 2015 No.13685955 >>13685939 Get a job in a butler cafe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:02:14 2015 No.13685962 >>13685876 Tumblr, uhhhhh, finds a way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:02:50 2015 No.13685963 >>13685951 Some retard reported it as such and blog hosting sites are shitty and inconsistent at policy enforcement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:04:28 2015 No.13685966 >>13685951 It's either automated or an underpaid intern got tired of some autist spamming their mailbox about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:05:24 2015 No.13685968 >>13685949 >>13685952 It's not being a slut if they share you. Polygamy is best gamy because you share even more love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:06:35 2015 No.13685973 >>13685968 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:07:13 2015 No.13685976 >>13685968 Slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:07:18 2015 No.13685978 >>13685963 >>13685966 Well, shit. Google's only ever been horrendous when it comes to their automatic takedown bullshit. I hope it can be restored in some form or another.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:07:52 2015 No.13685979 >>13685968 You damn slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:08:38 2015 No.13685984 >>13685968 Wanting a bunch of powerful monstergirls to fuck you until your balls are dry and your face is stained with femcum makes you very slutty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:08:51 2015 No.13685985 >>13685963 Or you know, it might have been that it actually did violate their terms of service in some way. Sorry to break your "DOWN WITH THE MAN" circlejerk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:09:08 2015 No.13685987 >>13685973 >>13685976 >>13685979 Okay. I admit it. I'm a slut. For them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:09:14 2015 No.13685988 >>13685968 Nah, you're a slut. Sorry, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:09:54 2015 No.13685992 >>13685968 His Highness, King of the Sluts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:11:02 2015 No.13685999 >>13685987 It's alright. Acceptance is the first step towards becoming the slut you were always meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:11:05 2015 No.13686000 I'd be a slut for monstergirls. Except with cuddles and caring instead of sex. They're still going to sex me, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:11:09 2015 No.13686001 >>13685984 > to fuck you until your balls are dry and your face is stained with femcum makes you very slutty. I would enjoy this immensely, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:13:01 2015 No.13686007 >>13686000 Yeah, pretty much. That's why the human Daki business for lonely MGs ends up being nothing more than a dating service.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:13:54 2015 No.13686011 >>13686000 Is your fetish genuine love too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:14:18 2015 No.13686013 >>13686000 Of course. But some would also cuddle your sore form and whisper sweet, lewd nothings in your ear as you finally pass out from exhaustion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:14:43 2015 No.13686015 >>13685987 Nothing wrong with being a slut if you admit it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:16:33 2015 No.13686020 Would you go alice no takarabako level slut for a mercenary group consisting of your favorite monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:19:25 2015 No.13686028 >>13686020 You can't be an alice no takarabako level slut if you don't fuck anything with a pulse.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:21:39 2015 No.13686031

>>13686007
I'll work there, and give monstergirls ten minutes more than the time they payed for.

>>13686011
My fetish is that, and making people happy. Nothing makes my heartboner cum that warm feeling into my body more than the knowledge that a girl feels better because of me. I'll headpat sleeping monstergirls until they're smiling in their sleep, brush their hair and spoon them until the sun starts to rise all over again.

>>13686013
Just so long as I can dryhump and cuddle them back in my sleep, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:22:17 2015 No.13686034 >>13686020 >Ushi >Weresheep >Khepri >Hobgoblin I'd be a big a slut as they wanted me to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:25:17 2015 No.13686046 >>13686020 What if the group of my favorite monster girls numbers in the 10s?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:25:58 2015 No.13686050 >>13686020 Of course. That line of work can be very rough on a person, so they'll need someone to help them relax.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:28:13 2015 No.13686060 >>13686046 Then you git gud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:29:49 2015 No.13686063 >>13686046 Then you clear your schedule and dedicate your life to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:30:07 2015 No.13686065 >>13686046 >>13686060 No, you git slutty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:30:52 2015 No.13686067 >>13686007 As has been discussed, EVERY profession involving MGs winds up acting as a dating service. Except maybe like, a professional eBay Seller. And even then you'd probably wind up the love interest to some girl working at the post office.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:31:57 2015 No.13686073 >New Momiji doujin translation >CGrascal Every time. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:32:00 2015 No.13686074 >>13686065 That's what I meant. That he git gud at being a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:38:09 2015 No.13686099 >>13686067 >Single guy living alone in MGC >Arachne mailwoman >Always make small talk, she's nice >Full moon >She breaks into you home, still in uniform >"Anon, I've got a box for you, will you sign for it?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:41:01 2015 No.13686115 >>13686073 Why must he continue to live?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:42:03 2015 No.13686120 >>13685934 Lizardman tommorow. I had a busy weekend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:44:41 2015 No.13686129 >>13686073 >>13686115 Hey hey, admittedly, his grammar has much improved since he started and got his reputation. And even still, it could be worse. It could be Laruffi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:46:48 2015 No.13686136 >>13686129 I actually don't recall any of Laruffi's translations. How terrible are they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:48:06 2015 No.13686143 >>13686136 Oh you really must look him up on SadPanda. He commands such a mastery of the English Language as to make CGRascal look like Shakespeare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:48:42 2015 No.13686146 >>13686129 Didn't CG used to straight up rewrite stuff? Or was that someone else? I think it was years ago at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:48:45 2015 No.13686147 >>13686129 >It could be Laruffi You make a good point here, he translates just about every Mother and son doujin that I'm interested in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:58:12 2015 No.13686180 >>13686143 Got any notable examples?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:02:33 2015 No.13686195 Anon, would you impregnate your adoptive mg mother who never had a husband? She's grade A CC material

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:03:03 2015 No.13686198 >>13686195 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:04:24 2015 No.13686201 >>13686195 Well that's why my vampire mother raised me to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:04:30 2015 No.13686202 >>13686195 Probably, yeah. As long as she actually wanted it, was a good type, and was always nice to me, I'd give it to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:04:35 2015 No.13686203 >>13686180 http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=laruffi&f_apply=Apply+Filter Take your pick and be afraid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:04:54 2015 No.13686205 >>13686195 Without a second thought. Impregnation and christmas cake are two of my biggest fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:05:45 2015 No.13686208 >>13686201 >yfw you come of age and find her on your bed after the party wearing her finest lingerie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:06:16 2015 No.13686210 >Second from last on the page Now's a good a time as any. I want to hotdog a cait sith that's wearing spats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:07:30 2015 No.13686215 >>13686147 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:07:41 2015 No.13686218 >>13686210 Cait Sith are for petting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:08:31 2015 No.13686220 >>13686195 Of course I would. What kind of ungrateful lout do you take me for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:10:53 2015 No.13686225 >>13686201 Something like that got translated recently. http://exhentai.org/g/820879/39cb371610/ Too bad it's one of his older works. The art in the newer stuff is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:12:21 2015 No.13686231 I want to date a Wurm that has a Dragon, a Jabberwock, a Wyvern, and a Ryu for older sisters that I have to earn the trust of!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:12:43 2015 No.13686232 >>13686210 Skintight synthetic fibers and fur do not mix well, Anon Also, nasty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:13:23 2015 No.13686235 >>13686210 I want to hotdog just about any MG in spats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:15:28 2015 No.13686241 >>13686225 It's nice. She's not dom enough for my tastes, but nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:15:34 2015 No.13686242 >>13686231 I want to bully a Wurm by saying I'll go out with her if she reaches the end of 'This is the Song that Never Ends' and watch her try to sing it endlessly for days.

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