Would you take responsibility?

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Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:57:07 2015 No.13673350 [Reply] [Original]

Would you take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:00:19 2015 No.13673362 >>13673350 That depends, can the kid stop time too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:02:20 2015 No.13673369 >>13673350 I'll give you my answer but first I got to buy cigarettes and milk I'll be back in 15 minutes tops

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:08:50 2015 No.13673392 Gonna need to see the paternity test results. Also, I'm a virgin. Or am I? Did she rape me with her time powers?

>>	Chinpo-san Sat Jun 20 18:12:21 2015 No.13673403 Chinpo-san is sterile. -Chinpo-san

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:19:14 2015 No.13673430 >>13673369 ... ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:19:26 2015 No.13673432 >>13673392 >Did she rape me with her time powers? She could if she really wanted to. Who knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:28:41 2015 No.13673463 >>13673430 Its a black father joke. He's never coming back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:42:57 2015 No.13673512 File: 107 KB, 247x274, remi_vomit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No I'd be like "abort! abort!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:48:53 2015 No.13673523 >>13673512 Abortion is murder...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:49:38 2015 No.13673526 >>13673463 Well, I wouldn't mind if I can impregnate her afterwards with my own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:50:00 2015 No.13673529 File: 147 KB, 420x288, 1354899903883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673512 You and Sakuya would burn in hell for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:52:36 2015 No.13673537 Why are pregnant 2hus so attractive? Are they awakening my instincts to marry and reproduce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:01:21 2015 No.13673566 File: 250 KB, 400x281, absolute sin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673512

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:02:29 2015 No.13673573 File: 55 KB, 780x580, forgot the breadsticks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673350 What am I, a cuck? I would only impregnate her and move on to the next 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:02:47 2015 No.13673574 For what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:03:01 2015 No.13673575 File: 134 KB, 800x800, sluts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no, and I'll not stop until all of those sluts get pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:05:39 2015 No.13673582 File: 322 KB, 660x1000, 5ef13bfc9155034df2f4a2a47a1e3038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love pregnant bellies so much, but I don't care at all for the baby inside.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:12:13 2015 No.13673602 Good job /jp/, now she can't work. How are you going to support her and your child if you don't have a job?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:15:59 2015 No.13673613 >>13673318 What's up with all the pregnancy threads lately? Is this propaganda to get NEETS to breed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:44:33 2015 No.13673725 File: 181 KB, 500x468, Reimu is preggers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:47:16 2015 No.13673740 >>13673613 Do NEET girls want to breed more than NEET guys? Because the relevant images here seem to be extolling the joys of being impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:48:13 2015 No.13673746 File: 283 KB, 500x700, 1384488355929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673725 The bad photoshopping triggers me.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Jun 20 19:57:39 2015 No.13673767 File: 628 KB, 764x1080, Thrall Nº3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673512 Don't you want to make lots of healthy thralls to serve the Mistress? Lots of loli maids clumsily learning the job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:05:06 2015 No.13673796 File: 139 KB, 600x800, 9cc241d573d2460c76326c6f2c5a3f53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a mom-otaku myself, any other fellow moms browsing /jp/topia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:24:39 2015 No.13673860 >>13673767 My mistress needs lots of aborted foetuses for her illicit toaist magick!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:25:42 2015 No.13673865 File: 485 KB, 648x906, 1431283885283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673860

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:52:59 2015 No.13673946 >>13673796 will you be my mommy??? my skype is justicetripp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:31:58 2015 No.13674293 >>13673796 I'm not a mom but I want to get impregnated and give birth and become a mom!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:06:32 2015 No.13675812 >>13673350 yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:19:18 2015 No.13675836 >>13673350 Of course I would. I'd be a horrible person if I didn't. I somehow think raising a child in Gensokyo would be less complicated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:20:54 2015 No.13675840 >>13674293 I'll impregnate you from behind, anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:24:23 2015 No.13676602 File: 66 KB, 711x968, IMG_20150621_091005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673865 I don't think kosuzu is strong enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:20:32 2015 No.13676786 >>13673582 >I'm a fatfag in denial Good to know. I'm quoting your inner self.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:39:58 2015 No.13676837 >>13676786 What the fuck are you talking about? I like fatties and I'm proud of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:06:42 2015 No.13676945 File: 261 KB, 1200x1708, 1434910002735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673582 You don't say?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:18:38 2015 No.13677296 >>13673767 >supporting child labor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:19:50 2015 No.13677301 >>13676945 Now now, mods. Surely THIS isn't allowed on a blue board!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:23:17 2015 No.13677322 >>13676945 >boy-cum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:49:16 2015 No.13677429 >>13677301 But it's spoilered. It should be allowed as long as it's hidden. Also I guess we can't discuss Touhou H doujinshi anymore. The "who's your favorite H doujin artist" thread got deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:51:29 2015 No.13677441 >>13677429 >things that aren't allowed should be allowed >>>/b/

>>	Chinpo-san Sun Jun 21 15:52:36 2015 No.13677448 >>13677322 It excludes transsexual cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:53:12 2015 No.13677454 >>13677429 It got deleted because, SURPRISE, faggots like you can't stop posting rule-breaking images, so it's easier to wipe the whole thing than babysit a bunch of idiots. Stop hiding behind your flimsy "discussion" excuse and fuck off to /h/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:41:07 2015 No.13677648 >>13677301 I don't know when you got here, but spoilered NSFW images on /jp/ have been tolerated for years. Are we to believe that this has suddenly changed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:49:55 2015 No.13677682 >>13677454 If only the janitor didn't have a fat fetish...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:51:50 2015 No.13677690 >>13677682 or a balloon tit fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:54:42 2015 No.13677697 >>13677690 As long as there aren't visible nipples or genitals it's ok with the people who can delete posts. Both boob threads and fat threads (From what I've seen of them) hide everything under clothes, meaning they get ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:57:08 2015 No.13677704 >>13677648 >>13677682 I got banned once for posting a chubby kagerou, with nipple censors and spoiler. I guess fat/nsfw is too much.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:59:53 2015 No.13677713
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>>13677704
Can't be. There have been several fat fetish threads that lasted a full week before being deleted. I strongly suspect that janitor may be biased. Did your pic contain furry or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:01:12 2015 No.13677721 >>13677713 >he thinks censored porn is allowed >he thinks spoilered porn is allowed >he thinks porn is allowed >he thinks /d/ content is allowed >he isn't satisfied enough with having an rp general

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:08 2015 No.13677744 File: 513 KB, 800x1147, 18648054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673350 MAN< I REALLY WANT TO IMPREGNATE A TOUHOU!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:11:59 2015 No.13677752 >>13677721 Who art thee quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:14:17 2015 No.13677759 Is it bad that I find pregnant girls attractive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:16:02 2015 No.13677767 >>13677759 no, it is normal for neetbois her fertility is confirmed and you wish to reproduce with her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:18:11 2015 No.13677774 >>13677759 Depends on whose the kid is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:18:50 2015 No.13677775 >>13677713 nah

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:08:37 2015 No.13677959 File: 2.45 MB, 1980x3000, 67d765fd4d785cef9edd8220a27c32b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677759 Absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:10:03 2015 No.13677967 >>13677697 >>13654740

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:14:28 2015 No.13677991 >>13677967 Are you a jan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:47:01 2015 No.13678135 >>13677967 Still there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:03:21 2015 No.13678490 >>13673350 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:07:35 2015 No.13678512 File: 95 KB, 1000x676, 1405999233501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677967

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:40:51 2015 No.13679194

>>13677767
Yes. And if ever there were a medium in which I desired to breed, anime would be it. My desire is so strong that it enhances my 3D libido.
My girlfriend seems to appreciate that I still find her round belly attractive. Go figure, she only really gains weight in a perfect sphere, despite multiple negative tests (once every 3 months). She has >>13673582's ideal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:51:49 2015 No.13679228 >>13679194 How did you get your gf? pls teach me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:00:51 2015 No.13679259 Man, actually, wouldn't it be great to have a heroine that agrees to abort just for the twisted, anti-natalist thrill of it? "Yeah, no biggie. Having children is horrible for everyone involved. I don't feel bad at all."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:01:58 2015 No.13679263 >>13679228 The trick is to realize that girls desperately want love too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:04:21 2015 No.13679273 My girlfriend doesn't have a pussy so I'm trying to get her butt pregnant! Wish me luck!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:07:25 2015 No.13679282 >>13679263 And a bigger trick is to find one who isn't desperate for what's in your wallet. Been there and done that, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:10:24 2015 No.13679289 >>13679282 Yeeeaaah, that's true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:17:38 2015 No.13679315 File: 172 KB, 307x670, 1417232391182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I could be a dad and give all of my love and attention to something that isn't jp and the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:41:30 2015 No.13679745 File: 75 KB, 768x1024, IMG_20150621_022156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13679194 aka a "food baby"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:02:20 2015 No.13679815 >>13679194 Please, fuck off normie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:24:44 2015 No.13680737 File: 2.04 MB, 1980x2800, 51013810_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13677959 exactly >>13679745 love those

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:33:27 2015 No.13680747 >>13677759 Lonely animals tend to get jealous and have the instict of stealing the family of another. Maybe it's the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 09:35:30 2015 No.13680756 Everyone here would make a horrible father.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:02:43 2015 No.13680953 >>13680756 Hello, master of projection

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 11:11:11 2015 No.13680975
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>>13680756
I would be a good papa and would read to my children before bedtime, cook them tasty meals, and teach them how to be a MAN.

I still haven't figured out how I would support a family with no job though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 12:12:37 2015 No.13681157 >>13673350 If the kid is indeed mine then yes, and if that is so then we're already married so that should answer your question

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:01:25 2015 No.13681504 >>13673350 It is my life goal to have my pregnant wife ride my cock while I suck milk out of her giant, oozing tits. Just imagining it makes me lightheaded as all the blood rushes to my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:34:17 2015 No.13681600 >>13680953 Read the thread, everyone would be a terrible father! Terrible!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 14:52:02 2015 No.13681666 File: 290 KB, 700x1089, cm___shigure_by_saburox-d347jxh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673350 Yes, but she would have to carry a way bigger brood

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Jun 22 14:56:07 2015 No.13681688 >>13677296 Vampire loli ojou-sama whims > Human Rights

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:43:42 2015 No.13682497 >>13673613 It's /jp/sie mating season

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 18:47:04 2015 No.13682519 >>13682497 I want a /jp/ to mate with me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 19:55:27 2015 No.13682768 >>13682519 I will you have to carry the /jp/ baby to term though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:05:55 2015 No.13682804 >>13682768 Isn't half the appeal of being impregnated and mated with actually carrying the child? With the other half being the maternal instincts that are forced upon you whether you wanted them or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 20:06:10 2015 No.13682805 >>13681666 Thank goodness this is mostly an american fetish. I fear for humanity if this was widespread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 23:07:51 2015 No.13683459 >>13682804 I want to force a /jp/sie to become a loving mother!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:17:21 2015 No.13686483

>>13682804
Not for me at least. I love the impregnation part or even talk of it. I'd love to be a mom too, but that feels like a completely separate thing to me.
Like if I was in a relationship and on birth control I'd love to have him tell me he's going to impregnate me during sex, even if we were both actually avoiding that.
I'm sort of apathetic about the pregnancy part though. It's more about the end result and the impregnation.
And to clarify I've never had sex so this is just in my imagination.

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