Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome home, good hunter. What is it you desire?

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[Anonymous No.]

First for kikis are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665324
What's YOUR pleasure, ma'am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665324
BITCH SHUT UP AND UP MY STRENGTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665324
I desire your hand on my dick and your lips on mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665332
Kikis are still champion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665307
It'd be neat if we had them played straight more often, bless RS for that recent Manticore smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665324
What is she?
A doll or just an albino human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665324
"You."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665350
Doll. What a boor you are, Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665350
Judging by those fingers, a doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665345
I'm fine with both, though I prefer a mean streak to them.

[Anonymous No.]

I got a fever! And the only prescription is more oppai loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665360

that's a very specific sort of cure.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a herd of Holstaurs to release their milk all over an Alp's lewd body, and make her lick up any that spills onto the floor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665365
Do you question Christopher Walken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665360
You'll have to walk it off then, I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665360
How's this, chief?

[Anonymous No.]

Nineteenth for newborn clever girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665345

The problem is you shitmongers aren't even worth making a Manticore played straight because you have such a narrow minded view of what MGs aren't purge tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665378
Is she a Salamandah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665374
>You will never wake up to a drunken hobgoblin attempting to give the most awkward looking paizuri you've seen in your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665380
Cry about it tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665360
How about an oppai loli creepy crawly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665388
Pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665378
What is she saying?
I need to know for reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>Loen will never cuteify this image as Chris in ratty armor and a threadbare shirtscarf imagining herself as cool.
;_;

>>13665250
Does Kamidori not count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665390

>Gauuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665374
Is that girl half slime or something? Her ass+thighs are some weird, see-through green substance

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai loli wurms! Crashing into one would be fatal if it wasn't for all the cushioning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665383
>baby salamander is born/hatches
>instead of slapping her butt the doctor takes out a lighter and ignites her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665378

>TFW Chris Pratt was the only male in a pack of four raptors
>TFW there's still no smut of this

Come the fuck on. It's just begging to be written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665397
>instead of slapping her butt
Missed opportunties ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665388
Whatever floats your boat. I prefer my creepy crawlies petite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665393
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665402
Yeah, because then there's less meat to stink up the place, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665360
Holsts are the only acceptable oppai lolis. Them and maybe P'orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665399
How did the movie play in Asia?
Pacific Rim got lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665407
I wouldn't know, I'm a pervert who'd probably enjoy horny Oomukade scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665396
I want to see every girl as an oppai loli, Manticore included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665412
Eww! You need help! You need a hygienic cat girl to teach you the error in your ways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665402
But an oppai one would have more reasons to be insecure since it's unusual for her race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665414
Only if it's an older cat lady with the experience to handle tough cases like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665418
That was the idea, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are twitching ears so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665421

Because musky Wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665425
>tiny tail
>ears rarely shown
>scruffy, uninspired fluff
You can tell this artist doesn't care about fluff at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665435
He's clearly not enlightened on the path of the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665450
Why even make a doujin about a wolfgirl if you're not going to play to her wolfish traits and features?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632180
Maid type: Kikimora
Name: Leah
Personality: Clingy, caring and controlling
Statement: “A healthy juice and a small snack for you Master… Who is that girl who talked to you at the front door? Did she cause you any problems? Will she try to talk to you again?”
Notes: Maid will ask to be given complete privacy in her own room.

Leah became part of MGC Maid Central at a very young age, after having been abandoned as an unwanted child by an abusive master. It unfortunately took an entire year before a Lizardman named Andrea found Leah wandering the streets, neglected and in the ragged remains of a cheap maid uniform. Several attempts had to be made before Leah cooperated in her treatment and integration in MGC Maid Central, violently refusing them beforehand. Despite the difficult years that followed for Leah and the difficulty for Leah to trust others. Leah still successfully started, followed and eventually finished her maid training by passing her final maid exam at the age of 22.

Leah however did not prove successful in attaining a Master after passing her final maid exam. By some Masters Leah was called clingy, for sticking too close to them and attempting to take strong control over their lives. Some Masters however straight out called Leah creepy and even scary, as they always felt “watched” after having taken Leah in. They in addition said to have found certain objects in their residences slowly go missing, alongside various medicines such as painkillers. A single Master has even reported waking up to see two empty eyes looking at him at the foot of his bed in the middle of the night. While never confirmed, these negative reports have caused Leah to quickly become unpopular and avoided by any potential Master. It is for this reason that Leah has yet to attain herself a Master at the age of 43.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13665461
[Profile continued]

Our Kikimora interviewer spent some time chatting with Leah, sharing tips and life experiences with each other. After giving the much older Leah a headpat and calling Leah a “good maid that just needs to calm down a little” our interviewer continued on with the interview. Leah after she was brought to MGC Maid Central fortunately managed to grow quite a bit, as she was given an expanded diet to ensure proper growth. Leah now at the age of 43 has quite the thighs and an impressive behind that goes along with it. She meanwhile remained thinner on her upper body, “only” sporting perky B cups. Attire wise Leah has never been picky in her choice of clothes, always accepting whatever attire MGC Maid Central appointed to her. It is worth mentioning that she tends to conserve whatever clothing she receives, taking well care of it to ensure its longevity. Despite not being that old, Leah no longer has the bright brown feathers she used to have, most of these have dulled and gone grey. MGC Maid Central suspects that her past might have effected this early change.

Being an older maid, Leah is a highly skilled Kikimora. Performing her duties at a far above average speed, Leah will blaze through any household and rapidly perform any chores given to her. Leah places a high importance in her Masters well-being and will use her abilities to ensure that her Master will always receive drinks and food when he needs it. Her future Master will be pleased to know that Leah is a skilled cook, having spent many hours of her life experimenting with flavors in the kitchen. Leah knows what ingredients mix well, what ingredients overtake or hide others and Leah will quickly learn what ingredients her Master prefers.

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[Anonymous No.]

[Profile continued]

Leah in addition to cooking has a knack for sensing any other bodily need her Master might have, taking him outside if she believes that he needs some sun, or giving him warmth if he needs it. Please note that Leah’s ability to sense if her Master needs warmth is off, causing her to often hug and keep her Master close. However MGC Maid Central suspects that Leah might simply enjoy hugging.

Despite the fact that Leah might enjoy hugging, Leah will otherwise seem distant from her Master. She will avoid conversation and simply prefer to stay close. It has however been reported that this behavior escalates over time. This causes Leah to observe her Master more closely, moving closer to him when possible and observing him whenever possible. MGC Maid Central would like to mention that Leah does this out of care, and does not, or will have any form of ill intentions towards her Master. Whatever her Master decides to do in response to such behavior is up to him, but MGC Maid Central suspects that Leah will choose to stay close to her Master no matter his opinion on the matter.

The escalation in her observing behavior translates to Leah’s behavior when she does not have any duties to perform, where she will usually choose to stay around her Master and observe. Her future Master is to be aware that this will be the majority of the time, due to Leah’s far above average performance. Leah will in most cases be content with simply being able to watch her Master and stay in the same room as him, ensuring that he stays comfortable.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13665465
[Profile continued]

Her future Master might however be annoyed by the fact that Leah has the odd enjoyment to watch her Master during his sleep, or when he is trying to sleep. Ordering Leah to her room will counteract this, however Leah might choose to return later regardless of any given order once her Master has fallen asleep. Aside from watching her Master, Leah has a passion for photography. Her future Master should not be surprised to find Leah walking around snapping various pictures of him and various objects and rooms in the residence. Oddly, Leah rarely goes outside to practice her hobby and seems to strongly prefer staying inside.
Aside from photography and watching her Master, Leah can occasionally and at night be found in her own room. However because Leah prefers to keep her room locked at all times, it is unclear what keeps Leah busy during this time. MGC Maid Central however suspects that any activities in her own room might involve her hobby, as Leah develops her own photographs. Her future Master is requested to avoid entering Leah’s room for this reason, as this might ruin any photo’s she currently developing.

It is lastly worth mentioning that Leah does not get along well with other females. Her future Master is to be aware the Leah in general provides a very poor service to other females, even going as far as spilling boiling coffee on them. In addition, females who have been around Leah for some time have reported feeling unnerved and “watched”. Females who are maids seem to be an exception to this rule and causes a protective and doting reacting to ensure any maids safety and comfort.

MGC Maid Central recommends Leah to a Master who enjoys a high performance maid and a good cook, but does not mind an overly observant maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665461
>>13665465
>>13665471
>>13665471
A healthy, older yandere Kiki? Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665461
>>13665464
>>13665465
>>13665471
>Kikimora
>43
>Pear shaped
>Grey
>Yandere
She could not be more perfect, I love everything about her. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

What loli monster girl would you want to cling to your back like some sort of backpack?
A Wurm?
A Bat?
A little Kikimora with a hat?
Or just something simple like a rat?

[Anonymous No.]

technically speaking, Youmu is a monster boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665485
How so? I don't know much about 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665485
>Youmu
>Boy
You and me are gunna have words, Anon. Harsh words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
Chubby Gator

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665489

Myon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
Werebat, they need more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665485
Youmu is a GIRL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665507
>>13665491

I bet you fags think Wriggle is a girl too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
A mimic. I bet she wouldn't mind me stuffing a bunch of things inside her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665510
I dunno, I think Wriggle's an alp at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665510
Wriggle is a delicious reverse trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
Werebat or Ushi. Both of them are made to cling to you and ward off predators.

[Anonymous No.]

Why must the thread be so slow before the bump limit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665525
We don't want everyone knowing what sort of deviants we are.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder there is a Kakuken loli stuck in a cage with a scary robot Lamia and a mother whose knocked out from sedatives that she can't wake up while faceless scientists laugh at her expense somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665533
Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665324
Well, what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665461
>>13665464
>>13665465
>>13665471
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier made profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Masters or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665529
>deviants
We're pretty vanilla in most cases, aside from the rare instances someone does proactive dating stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
A cat that is flat! how about that?
I'd take my bapho but she's awfully fat.

[Anonymous No.]

Werecats are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665543
God bless the Kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665561
That's not a Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665561
Dog Girls are better.
They're more loyal, loving and energetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665561
Yep, especially tiny, scarred, one eared meido ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665345
could she use a sword with her tailpussy too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665560
Why not an ogre, although she may be big.
Could always go Orc and carry a pig!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665576
Provided the suction is strong enough, sure. Now I want to see a Manticore wield her husbands Zweihander with her tail in order to ward off other monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665500
I'm no artist, but will this do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665583
I want to ruffle her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665583
That's pretty cute, thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665583
Adorable, would gently clean her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665596
I want to nibble them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665561
There is a significant difference between catgirls and werecats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665583
>Can draw fucking hair
>Not an artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665579
I can't cause a P'Orc is much too thick.
Why not a yeti? isn't hugging their schtick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
Mindflayer-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665605
That's a kemono, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665602
Also, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665546
Yeah, I know. I guess sarcasm doesn't really come across too well.

>>13665574
Agreed. Little puppies are the best. Also, more of that Husky girl fucking where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665605
Pretty furry looking but cute. Pet/daughteru material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
Tentacle. And now I have the mental image of a loli Tentacle clinging to a guy's back with some of her tentacles while flailing the rest around and pretending to be Doc Ock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665613
It happens a lot. Sarcasm is heavily reliant on tone and body language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665610
>>13665615
Looks like a normal werecat to me - there's obvious skin.

[Anonymous No.]

Kite eating tree girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665613
And now you know why Poe's law exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665629
It's more the facial structure if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665629
This is an example of a Werecat. What you posted would be regarded as a Cait Sith if it were MGE related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665638
I disagree - Cait Sith is full body fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665629
Face looks furry to me, and that's the important part.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a Cait Sith ate all your lasagne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665650
First of all, I don't even like lasagna.
Second, and most important, I live in a state with castle law, which means I'd put a pair of .45's in its chest the second I saw it in my home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665638
Why does MGE sphinx get no love at all? She's a deliciously brown werecat. Although I guess she's overshadowed by Anubis being the other desert girl with big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665652
>I don't even like lasagna
You and I are enemies now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665574
>>13665613
>Werewolf whelp
>Anubis pup
>Hellhound pup
>Kitsune kit
>Tanuki kit
> Cù Sìth cub
> Kikimora cub

Canine girls and their cuddly offspring are objectively the best. Prove me wrong.
Failure leads to a day in the puppy pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665650
How would she do that? A full pan of lasagna is going to probably weigh about as much as a cait sith.

>>13665652
Epic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665652
>I don't even like Lasagna
Everything bad that happens to you from now on is completely justified

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665654
Because everything from the desert is gold. It's hard to focus on just one.

>Anubis
...though somehow we managed to do that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665583
she's a qt
you dun good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665650
Mindflayed into a honest, hardworking member of society that seeks to undermine the Cat Kingdom from within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665654
I feel like she got ripped off in her design.
Jinko, for example, looks like a tiger girl.
Sphinx looks like a cat girl recolor, not a lion girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665652
Lasagna is fucking delicious, all pastas are.

What MG would love pasta?
>>13665660
Apophis gets some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665660
You have a point there. I have a bias for Khepri though. There's just too many good girls from the desert. Most other areas I can look at and see at least one I dislike or I'm not so fond of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665583
Nice job. Would let her cling to me as I went about my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665652
This is the most disgusting thing I've read all week.
The first part I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665654
Updated art would probably help.

The other issue at hand is there are tons of werecats in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665650
Overweight orange Cait Sith when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665657
>Prove me wrong.
>Failure leads to a day in the puppy pit.
You're wrong because banana.
Where are the puppies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665672
There are only a few I like from the desert. Khepri, Sandworm and Mummy. Ghouls are apparently there too, but I don't really consider them a desert girl.

>>13665657
But friend, that sounds like a reward. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665650
Jokes on her!
Soon she'll be too big to move or steal my food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665657
>Cù Sìth cub
Isn't that supposed to be a canid though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665685
Yeah, it's a giant doom dog.
Cub can be used to refer to canid offspring too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665543

Can I submit mine?

>Size of residence: 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment
>Education of Master: A few years of a baking course in college.
>Current employment: Courtsey clerk at a Grocery store
>Personality of Master: Mellow, introverted and lazy.
>Hobbies of Master: Videogames mostly.
>Dating or Married: Single
>Favorite personalities: Affectionate, Calm, Caring
>Least favorite personalities: Loud, Brash, overly controlling
>Favorite body type: Curvy
>least favorite body types: Excessively skinny or overweight.
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Kejourou
>Prefered age: somewhere between late 20s to early 30s
>Arachnophobia: Nah
>Specific dislikes/notes: A maid that would be into ASMR stuff is not mandatory but would be desirable. Also lap pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>You just got out of surgery.
>Your body is going to be in pain for a long while.
>Your centaur waifu really wants/needs the dick or she'll become a complete bitch.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
Lock her in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
Nothing, I don't have a horse wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
Engage her in some chastity, orgasm denial, and bdsm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665388
I want an oppai loli mosquito monstergirl who gets bustier the more blood she drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
Git gud with my hands. I may not be able to give her the dick, but hopefully I can at least placate her with some good handplay & the promise of one of the thickest, dankest loads she's ever had if she can restrain herself til I'm better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665483
I would carry an Anubis, but it would be more like a one person litter. As she towers over people while looking inscrutable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
Rely on MAMONOBAMA's dick subsidies to tide us over till I get back on my feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
>or she'll become a complete bitch
Shit waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
I don't even like horsepussy, fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665733
You could learn Hokuto Shinken and adapt it to bedplay to make your wife explode into a pile of love juices with a single touch.

Fist that horsepussy like the fist of the North Star, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't corrupt a bold, brash, thick headed paladin girl into a monster, would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
Fingering/fisting, general teasing and some denial play to leave her a sloppy mess by the time I'm well enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753

No corruption is a shit tier fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665747
ATATATATATA You already cummed my darling.

"What are you ta-"

And then she orgasms apparently without reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
I sure wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
Eh, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
Probably. Although, if she already has such a shitty attitude I'm not so sure I want to give her the strength to actually warrant it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
I wouldn't corrupt her but I'd be sure to make use of that boymaker whether she liked it or not
http://puu sh/iu3q4/b04667ee6b.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665771
Make her a fairy.
She'll learn just who is superior when she's used as a literal cock sleeve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
The question is not if I would, but rather into what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
No, purity must be preserved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
Yes. I would be close to her and make her care about me. Then I'll start going out with an uncaring abusive monstergirl, knowing that she'll get upset while secretly drugging her with aphrodisiacs to increase her pent up lust. Then, when she confesses that it would be better for me if I were her lover, I would tel her that I wouldn't want a human. That's when she corrupts herself and kills the other monstergirl before raping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
I'd lace her drink with ushi blood and run for the hills as soon as she finishes drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
How the fuck is ANYONE from /mgg/ seriously going to corrupt a person who is TRAINED to wipe out corruption? I know this is a fantasy land but even fantasy has its limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665753
Depends on if she's a dick or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665707
MGC Maid Central has added your form to the waiting list. Please be aware that there currently are twenty other forms waiting before you. Your patience is appreciated.

>>13665479
MGC Maid Central wishes you and Leah a Kiki-tastic day.

>>13665563
Praise the Kiki's, as they are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665776
>http://puu sh/iu3q4/b04667ee6b.jpg
Wouldn't an imgur link be far more convenient?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665766
>Self-defense course to avoid being raped
>Learn special pressure point attacks for monsters
>Disables the girl with an instant, body-rocking orgasm
>All the monsters simultaneously hate you for doing it, and love you for making them cum harder than ever before
>Now you have to fend off a horde of angry/lusty monsters that want to hate-fuck you and bear your children

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665787
Having training doesn't mean they're actually good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665791
I like to make people fix the URL before they can see something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665794
>Paladins are supposed to be the best of the best
>Fight monsters on a daily basis
>Some how a no name anon is able to corrupt them into monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665394
That's her clothes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665786
What runs faster, a scared human or a horny Ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665787
There's various food and drink in MGE that can do just that. Then you've got ushi-oni's blood as >>13665786 said and you can probably get bottled mana on the black market. It's just about opportunity. Paladins may be trained fighters but human error and trust can be issues for huge tech firms with trained minds working for them, a cocky bitch with a sword might not be the smartest person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665790
>"Ah! Master's home!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665800
>Paladins are supposed to be the best of the best
>Fight monsters on a daily basis
Nice headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665787
Space Marines were trained to fight corruption. Look how well that turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665802
Hopefully the ushi, getting caught is part of the plan.

Depends if she's used to her new body that quickly though. The thought of a newly transformed ushi tripping over her new legs is an amusing one.

[Anonymous No.]

The Monster Wars are over, mgs have peacefully integrated into society. What does a paladin with nothing left to fight for anymore does with themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665809
Weren't they created as a catchall foil to anything regular human soldiers were grossly outclassed by? I wouldn't know for sure, never cared for 40k that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665790
>MGC Maid Central has added your form to the waiting list. Please be aware that there currently are twenty other forms waiting before you. Your patience is appreciated.

I had a feeling that would be the case but there is no hurry so take your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665816
Go on a rampage and blow up a nuclear reactor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665816
He works at a day-care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665816
What they should have been doing to begin with. Making their community a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665816
Charity work, keeping the peace in warzones, resolving conflicts, breeding lots of sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665816

Either settle down or work to chase down thieves/criminals and the like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665804
Master has had a hard day at work and needs to relieve stress using your kinky kiki booty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665816
Construct Outer Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665823
Anon please that was a boring game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665804
That's one of my favorite Kiki artworks. Shame so few of the Kiki artworks are colored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665821
Yeah, they were just superhuman shock troops designed to stomp shit into the dirt for less time/cost than using a regular army.
The loyalist ones didn't even know chaos existed until the Horus Heresy, and even 10K years later they're only given the most basic of outlines.

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>>13665821
The original Space Marine legions were formed to reclaim the lost colonies of Man by brutally beating down anyone who opposeed them & then protect them from both xenos and Chaos. To do so, they are essenially indoctrinated to suppress any sort of real emotion, free thinking, or even personal identity, lest they be tempted by the agents of the Warp. But fun fact: when you spend centuries forcing people to repress every single thing that makes them human, they tend to snap in rather extreme ways.

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>>13665804
That's the face of a Kiki who sees that something's wrong with her master...

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>>13665809
>Space marines
>Trained to fight corruption

Most marines dont know jack shit about the chaos gods they just know that their bad.

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>>13665859
Or maybe she caught him staring at her and now they're both staring at each other but neither knows what to do.

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>>13665855
You mean the thunder warriors? I thought that the Emperor made sure to wipe them all out because of that.

Normal space marines have their own indoctrination, but still retain free will and thought.

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>>13665804
>put it on the glass
>b-but it will smug the windows

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>>13665843
Kikis are the ultimate Olev tier.

I swear to god, Kikis will drive me crazy some day in the good sense

I want to go yan for my maid.

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>>13665809
That would be a specific subset of muhreens and they turned out pretty well.

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>>13665855
Space marines still have free and their own identities but all the shit you have to go through to BECOME a space marine usually leads to them being extremely loyal to their chapter.

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>>13665870
Then she's doing her job right. There is no resisting the kiki. Give it enough time, and you will end up tapping her like a keg.

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>>13665832
At least let her ask is you want dinner, a bath or her, first.

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>>13665868
I want to send my kiki out the get groceries then while she's gone masturbate on everything I can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665804
That Kiki is going to get hired when her soon-to-be Master decides to enter the maid center to talk to her.

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>>13665899
to*

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>>13665870
>cavorting with the hired help
Anon, please.

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>>13665868
>smug windows

How is that a thing?

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>>13665899
>Ask your kiki to cupboard on the other side of the room
>On it is a note you left earlier
>"Bend over, I'm going in"
>Your Kiki's eyes widen, she never expected her master to be so bold

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>>13665918
Maybe the Cheshire neighbour is looking through them.

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>>13665912
>not cavorting with the hired help
It's practically in the job description.

[Anonymous No.]

A Kikimora is the only Monster Girl I would trust to leave alone with my children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665908
I want to go to Maid Central and steal a Kiki, i would fool them by doing the required procedures

The perfect crime.

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>>13665919
Talk about getting some sugar.

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>>13665928
Hope you enjoy thinking you succeeded when you actually never got past the mindflayer running security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665925
Might as well keep a hooker on speed-dial.

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>>13665790

I like this, so I'd like to add mine.

>Size of residence: Home with modular rooms, built from an old, acquired warehouse. Currently at 3 Bedroom, 2 Bathrooms.
>Education of Master: A.A. Dropped out of college to fund a failed start up.
>Current employment: Running a small, fairly popular cafe in Oldtown.
>Personality of Master: Switches from mellow to energetic. Both introverted and extroverted. Very whimsical and mercurial.
>Hobbies of Master: Reading, cooking, writing, swimming, photography, and various others based on current mood and interest.
>Dating or Married: Single
>Favorite personalities: Affectionate, Calm, Caring, Energetic.
>Least favorite personalities: Brash, overly controlling, annoying, pestering, tsunderes.
>Favorite body type: Fit. Good Waist to Hips and Bust.
>least favorite body types: Fat. Excessively skinny or overweight.
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Shirohebi, Vampire.
>Prefered age: somewhere between Upper Teens to Mid 40s.
>Arachnophobia: None
>Specific dislikes/notes: Likes women who are open minded. Also has a particular fondness for mature, but not old women. Dislikes Slug types, lolis, and Matangos (but Mad Hatters are exempt).

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>>13665928
Just lure them outside with a trail of dirt, then bundle them into the trunk of your car and take off.

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>>13665936
Can I take the Mindflayer?

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>>13665816
Be a homeless person for potential healing.

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>>13665926
I want a singing english Kikimora to take care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665946

She already took you, remember?

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>>13665954
She knows a lot of songs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy7XEMeBROQ

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>>13665945
Why go through all that trouble when you can just walk inside, receive a nice beverage and cake. Take your time browsing the catalog and talk to maids of your choise and pick whatever maid you like.

After that all you have to do is fill in some paperwork and you'll probably even receive some "supporting" money to boot!

Enjoy your maid.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a disgusting mono-eye by slipping a wedding band on her ring finger, and then whisper that I'm going to make her my bride and buy us a house with a white picket fence and a nice big yard, while I rub her stomach and tell her that as soon as we're well off i'm going to give her many, many daughters. A hundred daughters.

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>>13665816
A true Paladin knows that as long as there are Monsters and Men, there will be conflict. He must take it upon himself to protect the weak, patrolling the streets at night in search of injustice.

Or he could just retire and collect a massive veterans cheque, and yell at Monster Girls from his front porch.

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>>13665816
Get a job at a department store.

You could make a series out of it.

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>>13665965
Indeed, they would think i came there to hire a Kiki and would be fooled enough with me filling the paperwork and receiving all the benefits, but in the end i would exit the building one Kiki richer and they wouldn't suspect a thing.

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>>13665972
I want to pretend to like a mono-eye so I can fuck her single MILF mother.

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>>13665975
I want an old paladin who's basically an asshole.

Like Stick in Daredevil.

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>>13665979
Wasn't there already a series of a Paladin trying to be reintegrated into society only for him to try and smite everything?

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>>13665972
You're a good man. Mono eyes are love.

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>>13665990
Yep, I don't know when Punaldin will continue it though.
I hope he does, because that shit was hilarious.

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>>13665996
Anything that can use a maid outfit properly is worth of loving.

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>>13666000
Are you sure about that?

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>>13666010

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>>13666014
Is that the dad from Powerpuff Girls?

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>>13666000
>Kitsune's fluffy tails keep lifting the skirt up
>Lava Golem's outfit bursts into flames on her
>Jinko's claws rip and tear the outfit
>Yeti tries desperately to squeeze the outfit over her fluff and paws

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never fuck Blue

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>>13666013
Since you're not deleting them, could you at least fluff all the warhammer reaction images to be more topically relevant?
It's too much /tg/ bleed. I'm triggered.

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>>13666010
i seriously love proper maids, Anon, to extremes you would never imagine, it is a desire so extreme and irremediably perverted that it can overcome the hatred for furries given enough time.

Do not underestimate the maid.

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>>13666014
Dat T-Rex.

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>>13666014
>that MG getting blown the fuck out by a random rocket

;_;7

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>>13666014
I want the T-Rex.

I'd also love to see the take on that thing in the water.

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>>13666014
Where's the Mosasaur?

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>>13666028
Fuck them. They all turned on us once the new girl showed up. I don't need a girl who'd betray me like that.

Besides, I don't do corpses.

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>>13666014
Nice. More MG Dinos.

>>13666022
>Yeti tries desperately to squeeze the outfit over her fluff and paws
Aw man, I want to help her get it on. Or do the smart thing and get her one that fucking fits.

[Anonymous No.]

So how many people here have played this?

I think it's a fantastic game. Gameplay I've never seen anywhere else before, great comedy (laughed out loud more than just a handful of times), music so nice I boot up the game just to listen to it, and good girls.

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>>13665855
>To do so, they are essenially indoctrinated to suppress any sort of real emotion, free thinking, or even personal identity, lest they be tempted by the agents of the Warp.

You're thinking of Adeptus Custodes (The Emperor's Bodyguard), not Adeptus Astartes (The Space Marines).

Space Marines only have their capacity for fear suppressed, because there's no reason for them to fear anything.

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>>13665990
>>13665998
ded
;_;

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>>13666038
>Let's combine T-Rex and Raptor DNA and slice in some cuttlefish and tree frog DNA!
>What could go wrong? Other than a highly intelligent hybrid dinosaur with Octocamo, of course

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>>13666028
>>13666038
MG Dinos are the best.

C'mon KC please?

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>>13666049
Dinosaur Lizardmen variations would be GOAT

>MGE Africa is a lost world full of dinosaur girls and sabertoothed tiger girls and shit

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>>13666054
No South America, it's always South America.

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>>13666014
So I haven't seen the movie yet, and I need to know
Does T-rex and the lolis survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666028
>>13666038
Porn needed badly

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>>13666057
No fuck you I've been hiding from spoilers don't be a cock.

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>>13666048
Suppsedly, they also put in some human DNA too, but that only came up on the pr-release websites. It's suppoesd to explain the thumbs and sociopathic tendencies.
>>13666057
See the spoiler here >>13666038

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>>13666057
no

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>>13666014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOmJLk1lu08

>MFW they really did it
>Battle-scarred T-Rex Oneesan
>MFW she protected the humies because she's that much of a banchou
>MFW the fucking ending where Oneesan and Blue settled their differences after leading Indominus to the Mosasaur Ex Machina trap and just walked away from each other.
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN THE ENDING TO THAT MOVIE, WHERE T-REX ONEESAN ONCE AGAIN STANDS PROUD OVER HER ISLAND, NOT AS ITS QUEEN, NOT AS ITS MASTER. BUT AS ITS PROTECTOR.
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN T-REX ONEESAN IS STILL THE THE OTP TO THE HUMIES

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>>13666063
Seems a little too far fetched.
Though now I want to see Old Snake riding atop of >>13666038 since they both have Octocamo going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665981
Anon, i'm going to blow your mind.

That's what they want you to do.

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>>13666061
Hopefully soon.

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>>13666066
>>13666064
So wait, did they die or what?
I honestly don't care about spoilers since I don't plan on going to see the movie anyway.

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>>13666066
T-rex onee-san is the coolest.

T-rex no Kanojo anime when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665561
If Y'shtola's dead, I riot.

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>>13666078
no one would watch a anime about cute dino girls doing cute things

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>>13666075
Others do anon. Fuck you and spoiler your talk.

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>>13666078
I wonder how that mangaka feels about the movie
I wonder if there will be any references in the manga

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>>13666082
Why must you turn this thread into a house of LIES?

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>>13666075
The Indominus, being part raptor, becomes their new alpha & they turn on the fireteam working with them. One gets blown away by a random rocket. The other three eventually turn back on her to protect Star Lord, but one gets nommed while the other gets bitchslapped into a BBQ pit. the final one (Blue) runs off after helping Rexie kill the Indominus.

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>>13666074
I want a VN where you can date Raptor Squad.
>>13666084
I hope there are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666083
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666014
>no feathers
Nope, fuck Jurassic World.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13666075

Fine then, as a quick synopsis of what happens.

It turns out Indominus Rex is part Raptor, part Cuttlefish, and part Tree Frog. Which gives it Octocamo, the ability to regulate its thermal output, and makes it smarter than the average bear.

Near the end of the movie some fat fuck named Hoskins tries using Blue and her sisters against the Indominus, who through Raptor-speak becomes their new Alpha. They attack the INGEN troops, one of them gets blown up by a rocket.

After they get cornered on Main Street, Indominus-chan tries to tell Blue to kill Owen, the one human who she's literally imprinted onto as her parental figure. Blue and the other two raptors attack Indominus-chan. Blue's sisters die while she's K.O.'d

Red haired girl goes and does the most amazing fucking thing in the entire movie. She goes and gets the one dinosaur that doesn't take shit from ANYBODY, the goddamned T-Rex from the first Jurassic Park. Fight ensues, T-Rex smashes through a Spinosaurus skeleton because FUCK YOU JP 3.

T-Rex starts losing to Indominus, Blue helps her big onee-san and they tag team the mongrel cunt, pushing her towards the water. Indominus tries to start some shit but Mosasaur onee-chan bursts out of the water going "I'M A NOT-SHARK SUCK MY DICK" and drags the chimeric dinosaur into the depths with her to see her underwater friends.

Blue and T-Rex Oneesan settle their differences and turn their backs to each other, which was surprising given T-Rex Oneesan hating raptors in the first movie.

Happy end. Oneesan has her island back, Blue is fucking off in the wild somewhere. Jurassic World shuts down because fuck you Oneesan is a CC millions of years in the making.

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>>13666093
There's an explanation for the 'no feathers' thing in the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666093
>Henry Wu literally fucking says "if we didn't mess with their DNA they'd look different and tourists wouldn't like that"

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>>13666014
>>13666020
Yeah. That's great.

>>13666038
Hey they turned around after they met their true Alpha again.

>>13666049
He's been asked about it before. He's commented that he'd like to, but that he's not really sure where Dino Girls would fit into the history and nature of his setting.

>>13666057
GENUINE AND ACTUAL SPOILERS
T-Rex and 1 Raptor lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666095
Makes me want a dating game or MG comic series focused around the park and those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666090
True love
Star Lord+Blue OTP

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>>13666102
Those raptor deaths and the end were heartbreaking

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>>13666095
> She goes and gets the one dinosaur that doesn't take shit from ANYBODY, the goddamned T-Rex
Remember 3 with that one Dinosaur that snapped a T-Rex's neck?

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>>13666096
I want to see dinosaurs, not bald patchwork monsters. First movie flat out told you that dinosaurs were birdlike rather than lizardlike.

I'm not going to rest until I get my "raptor preening bloody feathers after eating someone" scene.

>>13666100
Third movie had quills on the raptors and nobody whined about them.

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>>13666096
>>13666100

Henry Wu basically says "If we had the entire gene sequence, they'd look radically different than they do now. But you wanted bigger, you wanted more thrilling."

Hell, the Raptors in Jurassic Park were even changed on a genetic level since they'd still be small as shit.

>>13666114

Hey guess what. Stephen Spielberg said Jurassic Park 3 isn't canon. So fuck you and fuck that stupid fish eating dinosaur.

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>>13666095
I like to imagine the Indomus told the raptors about Hoskin's plan to make them turn on the humans.

The thing that set them off though was "They'll take Owen-sempai away from you.
>>13666114
Anon from a scientific standpoint that fight is bullshit.

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>>13666116
There's a big different between some realistic quills and T-Rex looking like a fucking owl.

The latter is a fad designed to get grant money and to sell paleo-art.

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>>13666111
Yeah they were. That look of horror on Star Lord's face when one got incinerated in the barbeque...

>>13666114
Which they gave the middle finger to in JW.

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>>13666118
> Jurassic Park 3 isn't canon
It isn't? Well I'll need to look into that.

>>13666119
Oh it is, but still that part still happened. In actuality, there was supposedly only one dinosaur capable of actively hunting T-rex, but it could only hunt the younger ones since it wasn't so strong.

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>>13666124
But then FUCKING DUEL TECH WITH RAPTOR AND REX. I was shaking during that entire ending sequence. And when they went to the old visitors center.

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>>13666130

Stephen Spielberg came out and said that since he had absolutely nothing to do with Jurassic Park 3, that it was not canon in the movie timeline.

The movie timeline as it stands right now is.

Jurassic Park 1 > The Lost World > Jurassic World opens in 2005, is heavily watched by the Costa Rican government. > Jurassic World 2015 movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this movie talk
I want /tv/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666143
Tough shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666143
>not enjoying monster girls of all sources

[Anonymous No.]

So I went and decided to screencap this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666147
Not him but dinosaurs aren't monster girls unless they are dinosaur girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Letting Dinosaur girls hunt you
>Not Hunting them to let the fear hormones make them hot and bothered

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666149
Wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666168
That's a quick way to get ambushed and raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666177
Only if you're shit.

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>>13666122
T-rex was too big for feathers to have much of an effect on anything except its color, and non-feathered raptors are an atrocity no matter how you look at it.

>The latter is a fad designed to get grant money and to sell paleo-art.
Like shit it is. This "nothing had feathers until Archeopteryx grew a full coat for no reason" bullshit has to stop.

Even fucking ornithischians were covered with quills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666199
I didn't say no dinosaur had feathers, I said that any paleontologist who tries to sell you overfeathered dinosaurs is doing it for grant money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666149
>Someone screen capped stuff I did

>Anon senpai noticed me.gif

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dinogirl waifu who's nice and soft, but who can still knock someone's head clean off their shoulders if need be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666177
>Slowly making your way through the jungle
>You know they're out there
>You hear a scream. there goes your partner
>You rush towards him
>Find him in a clearing, half-naked and cowering in fear
>Why didn't they rape him
>A rustle in the bushes to your left
>Turn to see her face, yellow eyes full of lust locked onto you & teeth revealed in a lewd smile
>She set up an ambush for you
>'Clever girl...'
>She pounces & you're on your back
>She takes her huge claw and runs it along your clothes, slashing them open
>She teases the knifelike edge along your member, the sensation is electrifying
>The combination of fear & adrenaline had you rock hard now
>She lowers herself onto your throbbing cock & starts to ride you
>any attempt to resist is stifled by a claw at your throat
>Eventually you give into the lust, grabbing her scaly hips & pounding away
>You pour load after load into her hungry pussy
>Eventually the rest of the pack finds you two & have their way with you as well
>You are eventually made into the alpha & sire an entire new generation of raptors on Isla Nublar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666223

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>>13666215
So, a Triceratops girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666240
I'm seeing Triceratops as less cow and more hippo. Not a carnivore, yeah, but give it half a reason and it will totally fuck your shit up.

A smaller hornface will do though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666240
If you're a pedo, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666042
As I heard it, they subject themselves to a form of "meditation" that is akin ot torture which would make a normal man go insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666240
Or an Ankylosaur girl
>Heavy club tail scares off other dinogirls
>Thick shell enforces face-to-face cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>It's your first day working for the Monster Girl City Postal Service. You join in as a green recruit along with many others.
>A grizzled Postman instructing you says that 90% of you will wash out and become husbando'd.
>Despite this, your first day is going quite smoothly.
>Until this Wolf Girl showed up.
>She gets all in your face and starts barking and growling, but unfortunately you don't speak 'Wan Wan'.

What do?

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>>13666263
>Ankylosaur girl
Great taste, but she wouldn't be very soft. Plus I think she would have a small bust which maybe a good thing or a bad thing depending on your preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666271
Take out a nice leg of (non-MG) lamb and throw it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666271
Bop her on the nose and continue on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666271
Fuck work, it's house-husbando time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666278
With a rolled-up newspaper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666271
bear mace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666281
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666271
Gonna get Wolfu'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666271
ask her for my shoes back

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Your 2d waifu has picked up on your MG fetish and wants to dress up for you. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666271
>Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

We can not fail our job

[Anonymous No.]

I want a short little monstergirl who is ripped as fuck and could make an oni beg for mercy without breaking a sweat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666288
I NEED AN ADULT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666215
Go with a therizinosaur. Had fuzzy down-feathers, were herbivorous, defended themselves with claws that can grow up to one meter cm long.

Watch out for this happening, though: http://exhentai.org/g/83731/a1c1d4fff7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666298
She is an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666303
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>13666215
Go with a therizinosaur. Had fuzzy down-feathers, were herbivorous, defended themselves with claws that can grow up to one meter long.

Watch out for this happening, though: http://exhentai.org/g/83731/a1c1d4fff7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666294
>nor heat
Never before has that been a more realistic danger than with wolf girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666294
This guy knows his shit, pay attention to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666311
WOOF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666311
>>13666312

Our job is to deliver the mail it may not be seen as much but we must not dilly dally for we have more packages to deliver

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kick a Raptor girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666321

God Bless Carl Schliff, our founder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D84LwE33gE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a spunky Pachycephalosaurus that likes to give loving head bonks & nuzzles

[Anonymous No.]

>Delivering packages
>Greeted at the door by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666326
I want to protect a raptor girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666329
Drop everything to dick. Alternatively, dick her in the delivery van.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666329
PANIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666327
Carl did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666234
>>13666223
>>13666149

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>>13666329
Make sure she gets her package unharmed and in an orderly fashion, we can't fuck every monster on our route we have to deliver the mail on an orderly time, people are counting on us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666339
cute

[Anonymous No.]

How would monstergirls react to a guy who only gets hard to human girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666329
She looks nice. Ask her for some water, it's really hot out and I'm thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666355
Corrective rape.

Fun thing is that it actually works because of MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666355
YandereSelf-mutilationIntensifies.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666355
>"Off to the Mindflayer Pit with him!"
>He returns from the pit later
>"What do you MEAN he only gets off to tentacles now?!"
>And in the gathered crowd a pair of twin Tentacle-Girls squealed with delight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666360
please none of that, it always breaks my heart. Also how the fuck would a Yandere Dullahan do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666364
Yandere dullahan would just tape her head on.

At least you don't get a quadruple amputee yandere Chimera who also has severe brain damage because she destroyed three of her personalities by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666364
Needle & thread
Stapler
Maybe some hot glue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666369
Oh fuck drain bamage
>>13666371
oh much worse than tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666364
>>13666364
But anon, this Lamia amputated most of her tail and cut the rest in half all by herself with a hacksaw! All for you! How could you deny her now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666379
I want to help her. Can I take her to a good doctor to finish the procedure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666376
>Oh fuck drain bamage
Don't worry anon, she used to share her body with these awful skanks who tried to steal you from her, but she got rid of all of them now!

Now you can be with her forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666383
Yandere chimaera suddenly terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666383
oh shit would that be considered murder

[Anonymous No.]

Would you have wanted a giant werecat childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666382
Yes. Make sure he can also fix mouths. She bit her own tongue in half so it wouldn't be long and snakey anymore. She has a permanent speech impediment now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666383
>that one yandere stalker Chimaera thing will never be continued

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665324
Should doms have class?
>[] Yes
>[] No
>[] It's optional
>[] “Class? What is that? Some sort of spice?”
>[] "Who needs class? So long as they refer to me as mistress they can stay in the dirt like the filthy pigs they are while they lick my legs."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666394
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666390
Maybe we can take her to a vocalist.

[Anonymous No.]

>Decide to hire a maid from MG Maid Services to help around the house
>Tell them to send whoever, I don't care. A maid is a maid
>They send a dog girl
>All she does is lay around watching tv while I do all the house work
>Fakes being productive whenever I look over at her
>Can't even fire her because MG Maid Service doesn't want her either

How do I get my dog girl maid to stop being a lazy fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666360
>a kikimora feels inadequate upon seeing her master jerking it to human girls
>gets an idea, though it makes her uneasy
>buys an electric feather plucker and brings it home one day
>she strips down, sets her maid uniform away as to not sully it with what's sure to happen
>she hesitates when the machine whirrs to life, hand trembling as it approaches the rapid-spinning wheel
>the idea of plucking the rest of her feathers made tears run down her face, shaking uncontrollably

I'm so sorry, this hurts my heart to type

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666402
A very long application of positive and negative reinforcement. Also, deny her any dickings and force her to wear a chastity belt until she starts putting more effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666388
Giant, no. Werecat childhood friend? A billion times yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666402
This is what you get for hiring discount maids and not premium, certified, professional Kikimora maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666402
Spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666402
Feed her loads of sweets and rub her belly and call her a good girl! That'll make her want to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666402
>no tail
>no big meaty paws
remove cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666405
Just the feathers?

A proper maid would do something about her tail and horrible bird feet as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666413
>Meido productivity goes up!
>Unfortunately her waistline did as well

[Anonymous No.]

do not masturbate to humans you never know if a yandere mg is watching you. They might hurt themselves if you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666413
Not if you're enforcing bad behavior.

You need to be firm. Particularly with her rear end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666413
Wouldn't that make her lazier?

She needs discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666427
What if you're masturbating to, say, lamias and a yandere oomukade is watching you?

Will she painfully amputate her antennae and all her legs so that she can be closer to snakegirls?

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been able to be around here in months, but while I was, I was writing a hard boiled private eye in MGC. Would any be interested in me continuing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666434
>>13666436
I'm sorry, chubby lazy kuudere meidos are my fetish. But does it really matter how productive a meido is? As long as you can cuddle her and be her friend, does it really matter who does all the house work?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my maid on a fancy date

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666442
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666441
Just don't ever masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666442
Did it involve an Oomukade by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666417
>her master, even more repulsed, shooed her away
>she stopped coming for some time, obviously shaken by his words
>she was in her room, staring at a mirror naked with a hacksaw in hand
"Master loves human girls... he'll only love human girls..."
>she looked down to her naked bird legs and the de-feathered tail she kept trying to hide under a long skirt
"Master...
... would you make love to me, if I only had my human parts?"
Her teeth sank into her lip as the hacksaw bit deep into her thigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666443
Sir, i think you are missing the purpose of a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666453
DEAR FUCK NO NOT THE QT KIKI PLEASE NO, Feathers can probably regrow. Can we barge in an stop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666451
Indeed it did. This was what I had before life baseball batted my face http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666453
Good. Time to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666443
I guess it depends, if you want an actual maid who's good and cleaning and cooking the way I see it a Kikimora is best.

But if you just want a nice piece of ass and tits bouncing around the house you'll want a Succubus maid, or maybe a cat with fat tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666460
Nice, I also found the subplot involving the Succubus and her missing boytoy interesting too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666463
>Succubus maid
How would anything stay clean when she's just going to get it dirty later that night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666464
The Succubus will be a big player, I had a lot of time to plan what I wanted. Glad to know there is interest. Will have an update in a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a succubus maid and then I would make her do her job

[Anonymous No.]

What MG do you want to get into a relationship with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666456
I don't know, I don't see anything wrong with cooking for your meido, cleaning up after her, helping her with whatever she's doing, and just keeping her happy. A meido being fed sweets and love is a happy meido!

>>13666463
Spoiling both a Blueberry Succubus Maid and a Lazy Fat Cat Maid both sound great too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665391
Wait is this based on the 'hero' wyvern? or is this like from pixiv or did you draw this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666472
I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666476
It sounds to me that you're the one who wants to be a maid, you know.

If you keep this up, you'll probably alp into a kikimora, and then both you and your succubus "mistress" will trap some unlucky sod in your mansion for a month-long rape orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

You discover a wolfu who has wasted away to nothing. What's the first thing you feed her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666483
Not him, but being a butler to a rich Dragon lady is one of my fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666492
The most succulent and hearty cuts of meat I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666495
Would you bake her desserts and wear a naked apron while doing so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666474
You just posted it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666492
Well with anorexics you can't feed them a giant meal at once you have to slowly work up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666492
A big ol glass of Hathor milk and a steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666497
If that is what she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666453
>Master anon got a call from Maid Services, regarding an incident with his former maid
>He arrived at the hospital, more out of pity, since she had been his maid for several months and had some sort of remorse for kicking her out.
>Psychiatric Ward, a solitary block for self-inflicted injury patients
>She was laying in a bed, her maid uniform hanging on the opposite wall
>her hospital gown did little to conceal the patchwork of gauze covering her mound, but more noticeable were the two stumps where her legs used to be
>When she heard the knock on her door, her face lit up
"Master!"
"Are you going to take me home!"
>She was deemed a hazard to herself, and would spend the rest of her life in psychiatric care. But it was worth it to see her master look at her with anything besides disgust.


This is the fate you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666483
Not him but i think the whole joy of having maids is just looking at them do their work in joy.

Just imagine a Kiki dusting your house happily humming the song of her people, then she realizes you are watching and says "Master, today's dinner is *insert favorite dish here* is that okay with you?"

The fact that i will never experience such joy is almost enough to make me cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666476
I'd rather a hefty Kiki who can afford to laze about because of how good she is.
She isn't snacking and slacking because she doesn't want to work, it's because she already has and just wants to rest with master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666483
>You will never get locked in a cuddle pile with a hedonistic plump blue Succubus mistress, and her eager Kikimora Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666503
we better visit her every chance we get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666503
Don't throw me into the bin, i didn't choose this shit, i would never fap to human girls in the first place though i would if they were wearing proper maid outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666507
Only if Alp Kiki is plump like her mistress.
I have very exacting standards about the minimum health requirements on my meidos.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a vasectomy so I would be completely undesirable to monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

So will there be more dino MGs? Like Stegosaurus, Ankylosaurus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666503
Can we have the healing/good ending version already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666509
Her face lightens up everytime master anon comes. But it never lasts, because every time she asks him when she can come home, he always has to tell her he can't.

>>13666511
She gets to wear the maid outfit when they wheel her around to the cafeteria

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666520
take it up with KC but i don't see it every happening since he's on the whole Cthulhu thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666524
She has no legs, how can she expect to live up to my maid standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666518
She's got the body build of a young teenage girl, and often wears schoolgirl outfits for her mistress. She enjoys mostly watching men take her plump mistress, and masturbating as the two have hot delicious animalistic sex.

Would you still?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666524
We can tell her that the house needs to slowly be made wheelchair accessible and that is why she can't come home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666522
She sawed her legs and tail off, surviving and getting to see master IS the good end.

And knowing her heart sinks when master leaves until the next visit makes the sick part of me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666293
Incisivosaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666530
maybe we can ask the people running the place if we can stay the night sometime

[Anonymous No.]

How about a Brookesia micra girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666530
Well if you take into account the stupid reason she had to cut off her legs and pluck out her feathers then i don't think we have the good ending, i mean just for fapping to human girls, seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666528
I will tolerate it for now but I will need to speak with her mistress about this situation.
A maid without health reflects a master without wealth.
That and their plump bottoms lift their skirts a little so they become easier to fluster

[Anonymous No.]

I want to heal disfigured monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666463
I want a Lich maid to fight off intruders by playing really loud techno music and overwhelming them with kikimoras dressed as skeletons. Either that or a T-Rex maid who cleans the entire house in seconds by roaring so loudly she scares all the dust away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666527
She can't. She was taken off the Maid Services roster for medical concerns.

>>13666529
"Oh... I understand! I hope I can come home soon, master!"
It stops working as an excuse after the first year

>>13666533
I'm really not feeling like writing cripple smut, so leave that to your imagination how a legless kiki would take it in a padded cell

>>13666542
You're right, it isn't a good ending. I just got into the suffering mood right after the second post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666556
what if I actually did make my house that way? I could tell her the doctors need her to pass a few tests. Then Take her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665676
i love this fat cat with tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666556
who says it has to be cripple smut, could just be cuddles and then in the morning going with her to a group meeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666563
It would be a lengthy process to get her released
But, I suppose, her love for master could overcome any boundary if she tried hard enough.

>>13666567
2cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666495
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Legal businesses run by monster girl.
No non-consensual rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666573
and maybe as she tries to pass the test she really does become sane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666563
Would she even be crippled for long? Monsters heal like mad no matter the species.

Maybe you'd bring her back home after her legs have healed, only for her to relapse and cripple herself again two months later due to a misunderstanding, even though you no longer even have human porn on your computer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the beach with my Human boy friends and slut it up for the monstergirl tourists!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666573
>>13666579
>It's more than a year later since she was first admitted to the Psych Ward
>the former kikimora, inspired by her rare nightly visits from master, starts going to therapy sessions
>"It's all for master... he'll be impressed when I pass my sanity appeal!"
>she tells herself, sitting in group sessions of other self-mutilating monstergirls
>physical therapy was no easier, walking with pegs on a treadmill
>but master came to her physical therapy, holding her by the waist when her arms faltered
>they were so warm, just like his love

continued in next post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666575
Source? Google and Sadpandas image search aren't helping.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls and incubi would eventually get bored of all the sex they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666575
>Any business in MGC has 'special services' available
>Any. Business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666590
sounds like a good time, you sure you got the beach body for it, can you fit into that cute swim suit you been wanting to show off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666593
There's a sadpanda reverse image search?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666595
Hey kid, spam your shitty webcomics over on /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666593
Nyan Nyan Operation.

http://www.doujin-moe.us/kdtxzwty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666595
The perpetual fucking machine has no brakes, not that they fuck 24/7 anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666595
i don't get bored with sex
or jerking off
so no, opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666601
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666592
>the big day came
>a courtroom with a single judge, her supervising psychiatrist, and her beloved master
>he was holding her hand
>she was really wet at the feel of his fingers interlocked with hers
>the psychiatrist gives their report, remarking how much of a rebound in her condition those nightly visits had
>the judge nods in agreement, stamping a paper before passing it along to the doctor
>Sane
>the kikimora's eyes water at the lettering before her

Is this a better ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666595
Even if it were possible to get "bored" of a massive release of pleasure chemicals in your brain, MAMONO MANA would fix that right up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666616
if she doesn't relapse then yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666616
She has to somehow regain her legs for this to be considered good ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666625
m8 she cut them off they are gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666627
Legs or it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666627
she can get some of those space legs like Lt. Dan

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a young teenager who gets creepily hit on by the older lady who tries to get me to call her Onee-san, and keeps trying to get me to get in her car, or drink funny liquids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666627
She befriends a parasite slime who becomes her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666633
fuck now I want Forest Gump with monstergirls. What kind would Jenny be, succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666388
I'd rather a Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, Kraken, Anubis, or Mindflayer childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666634
What if you literally have an aura of luckiness around you, and everytime your onee-san stalker tries to drug, kidnap or molest you something bad happens to her that forces her to retire for the day.

The day always conclude with something heartwarming happening though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666640
>Jenny starts off human
>becomes an Ushi Oni
>She runs away thinking no one wants to be around her
>Forrest still loves her
>Jenny still dies in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666595
That would be the case if MAMONO MANA didn't regularly warp your body and mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666651
But does she die of super slut AIDS like in the original?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666616
>>13666625

You're right, how silly of me.

>It was several more months until her physical therapy sessions cleared
>they made moldings of her stumps to make prosthetics around, and would be quite some time until they were finished
>but Master anon insisted on taking her home the day she passed
>she wasn't ready for him to carry her in his arms back to his car
>the release papers were fairly cut-and-dry; monitor her for any signs, keep her in high spirits, bring her into emergency if she hurt herself again
>included behind the papers was a pack of condoms and a note
>'Pregnancy is inadvisable until she adjusts to her prosthetics, but three oral loads daily should boost her recovery.'
>That fucking fox.
>Master knew what he was doing that night

And that's a higher note than I imagined this ending on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666655
yeah she would
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNysdb7D-lQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666655
No she gets killed by a crazed Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666674
no forest is a paladin, he fights in the paladin-nam

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666674
Crazed Paladin AIDS? It would make sense that all the guys she NTRed Forrest with was a paladin. They were all assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

How would this work if Jenny is a MG and the army are paladins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc1TyZbc6Ic

[Anonymous No.]

>Go out into Jurassic Monster Girl land
>Set up camp in the middle of the jungle.
>Raptor Monster Girls try to sneak up on you for Hunt Rape
>One Rushes in but is stopped by the pack leader who extends her claw just a bit to trigger the nigh invisible wire set around your perimeter that both digs into her claw because of it's sharpness and sets off an arrow trap launching 20-30 arrows
>Decides to wait you out, watching, studying you.
>They see you have some animal meat, and assume you planned ahead so leave for the day.
>They come back tomorrow thinking you'll hunger soon, even more meat then before.
>Now they're confused and begin circling the net you trapped yourself in to find holes you must have snuck through.
>Nothing
>Desperate they look around for holes you dug, one finds one and digs quickly, only for it to be a trap leaving her in a pit filled with needles covered in Aprhodesiac.
>The others begin to worry
>They're they Hunters, they're Hunting you, aren't they?
>Now fully intent to discover how you get out they watch carefully.
>You get up and walk towards the wires, they group up at the entrance
>You turn and run in the opposite direction like an arrow, forcing them to circle around.
>They get to the other side and can't see you.
>Where were you? The wires were at 3 inch intervals on all the trees for 50 feet. You couldn't climb them.
>The Branches shake and they look up as you wrap one up from behind and drag her into the thickets and she lets out a 'KYAA'
>The two remaining stop and go back to back.
>How did you escape?
>You leap up from the ground onto the tree branches 50 feet in the air, then circle around to stand upside down on the branch waving your fingers
>"Ahh ahh ahh, you didn't say the magic word."
>You drop down grab the second in command and toss her into the net
>You then Bop the Leader on the nose.
>'NO FAIR' She cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666687
>turn into a bird

Jenny confirmed for harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666691
I want to marry the old Onee-san T-Rex girl and cuddle her and be her househusband otouto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666640
Jenny would be a slutty human boy, Jim.
Forest is now a Wurm.
Your welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666700
ehh I think it would be better with original Forrest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666700
Lt. Dan is a lizard or salamander.
Bubba is a shrimp girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666709
>Grumpy war vet Salamander girl without her legs
10/10 would heal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666698
I want to lure a T-Rex into my trap, demanding she rapes me, I'm right there!
Then when she figured it out I just kick the trap to bop her head with a log!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666634
>a cute brown timelord will never dedicate an entire temple in your honor
I'm still upset that Link didn't tap that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if a monster would cosplay to get a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666719
I want a March Hare to cosplay as a carrot. I would nibble on her ears and whisper into them that these are full of vitamins that are good for eyesight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666719
What are Dhampires if not Belemonts?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666719
Hellpup dressed as a firefighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666480
It's Chris from anonymoosesaga. Commissioned by moose from someone or other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666503

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666719
I'd believe it
>Succubi dressed up as witches and slutty magical girls
>Wyvern Sentai or Rider teams
>Elves & dwarves prefer more Western style cosplay
>Vampire plays the Dracula to her boyfriend's Simon
>One kunoichi convinces a few elementals to be her SFX for ninjutsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
I want to hug her and then wheel her down to one of her group meetings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
Aww man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666691
I just imagined that as them being actual female velociraptors and not raptor monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
I want to protect that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
Seething hate right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
This is what happens when you mistreat a maid.
Gonna get cuddled

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shove my dick outside my door and yell that first Onee-san to reach me gets to keep me

Then wait and see who gets here first

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
I'm so sorry I'm responsible for this.
Nice job though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
Why aren't you cleaning? Don't tell me you're a useless maid? What was the point of me buying you detachable robotic legs if your not going to use them, Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666634
>>13666649
This makes me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666766
but we got a good end in a way, she is sane and has her master

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
I like how active you are drawfag, but goddamit stop drawing stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666773
This is true.
draw anon, if you could follow up with her being bridal-carried in the hospital gown, that'd be swell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666776
don't forget the paper that says she is sane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666634
I want to pretend to be a young teenager so that I can get creepily hit on by the older lady who tries to get me to call her Onee-san, and keeps trying to get me to get in her car, or drink funny liquids!
Then I want to cast Reverse Breakfast upon them and before teleporting back to my demi-planar magical tower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
>bags under her eyes
That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more moth girl.

Her people are crying for more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
>Those thighs.
Is she secretly a Strike Witch?

[Anonymous No.]

>This powerful demon who can cause the fall of multiple nations is now your servant.
What do you intend to do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666799
Make her wear frilly dresses in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666799
Ruffle her hair and call her cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666799
Commence bullying. This is going to be like playing with fireworks, only way more intense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666793
Moth-loli about to get tenderly loved.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis are truly made of love

[Anonymous No.]

Is it strange I like women who aren't particularly 'sexy?'

Like this wolf here. She is, by most opinions, not particularly attractive, and yet I find myself fascinated with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666812
That they are.

They deserve far better than we can offer them, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666816
She can destroy your pelvis and penis upon insertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666748
Aw shit, more cripple monster girls?! It's been too long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666816
Muscle girls are a different variety of sexy. Also good taste.
I wouldn't call it strange, just perhaps not as common.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be lancer in His Grace's cavalry
>Partnered with a Centaur knightess you were raised with from birth, forming only the strongest of bonds similar to the Dragoons
>Ride with her into battle, you've both sworn your loyalty to one another. She even jokes about being jealous of the mare you ride, since riding her would be impractical for combat
>Spend what feels like a fortnight on the battlefields, the war never ends
>End up giving into one another's passions one night in the woods, away from the others
>Where they cannot hear her moans or your grunts, a place where you two are alone in your consummated love
>The next day, the battle goes sour quickly, your steed dies after an arrow strikes it in the eye
>Your forces are being routed, she's refusing to leave your side
>You yell at the top of your lungs that you've always hated her, and that she was just a convenient hole to fuck
>It's easier this way, to lessen her pain
>Take up your great shield and lance, defending the one woman you've loved since childhood from His Majesty's enemies
>You're reported dead by all of the men and a funeral is held in your honor after the enemy loses their morale later in the day
>It takes you years, but you finally make it back to the Kingdom
>The Knightess is long retired now, her body sagging in its middle-aged fullness
>She never married, and had one daughter, a chestnut filly with flowing brown hair
>The young Centaur doesn't know you when you approach her mother's Estate, practicing her lancing skills in her father's honor
>The slap hits you like a truck when her Mother sees you, she's not completely angry, tears streaming down her face
>She asks you why it took so long to come back, why you never wrote, why you're here to mock her for loving you
>Pull her close and tell her the one thing that you were always afraid to admit to the others, and to her
>It was love at first sight
>You only wanted to protect her
>But now you're home, after Hell and high water

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666816
I like toned/muscular girls with plump asses and breast, her face doesn't look bad either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666797
I wish more of that series had gotten an anime. Would have liked to see more witches & bigger scale fights.
And some girls who were actually over 14.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666824
Here is a sorta fitting song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVRbEGlB4sc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666820
Why would she do that?

>>13666827
Boobs and butts are fat, so to have decent ones a girl needs to have body fat. Most muscle girls drawn are running like 6% BF yet still somehow have impossibly soft key assets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666799
Vigorously impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666835
The wonders of 2D, where we also get to have chubby girls that don't have ham-faces and cellulite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666660
>>13666776

>>13666797
since shes no longer a maid . . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666843
wow that is great, time to go home with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666840
You get that just fine in real life. You're talking about obese girls. Which are still disgusting in 2D, even when the artist tries to hide it by drawing a skinny girl's head and neck and arms on the fat body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666843
Daww. I like the tears of happiness. That was a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666843
I would laugh if Anon dropped her by accident and she saves herself by standing on her own two hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666799
Tell her to depose the Ayatollah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666843
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666843
well that seals it... my heart officially hurts now

it's good, draw anon. thanks again

[Anonymous No.]

to the artist and the writer thanks for such a great story/drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666824
My only complaint is that I don't think anybody is so stupid as to actually fall for such an obviously lie, given the situation it was said in.

[Anonymous No.]

spiders are cute and can make awesome things out of web

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666860
They are not cute at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666860
I have arachnophobia and Arachnes bully me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666840
Chubby is great too.

Fucking Christian Imageboard, though.

http://i.imgur.com/n9o2cfE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666863
but they are
>>13666865
I also have arachnophobia, still a nice one could help heal me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666853
Writer here
You give me more praise than I'm giving myself right now, so thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666863
Here. Tell me this isn't cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666871
It's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666871
I want a Spidergirl to seduce me with the traditional mating dance of her species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666854

It's a half-assed greentext out of boredom Anon. I'm kind of tired to not rely on cliches right now.

Need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666871

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666880
Mating dances are adorable. Cuter than confessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666871
>>13666886
Spider mariachi band would be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666843
It would be heartwarming if i didn't know the reason she cut her legs off, can we pretend she was just in an accident and was not yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666888
They could only play bar chords on guitar though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666887
Yeah, confessions are awkward. Give me an adorable mating dance over a cofession any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666889
but it shows she has changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666887
What if they're both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666891
There would be a lot less misunderstandings and "Huh, what did you say?" if mating dances were more prevalent.

[Anonymous No.]

Tarantella with the tarantula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666894
I've seen the gif of them shaking their asses but never knew that was part of a mating dance. Now it's got my interest. What is that from? Google leads to an old YLYL archive and the tag for shaking asses on Gelbooru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666902
Plastic Nee-san/chan or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666848
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666902
Plastic Nee-san.
It's a collection of like, commercial length shorts. All of them combined is under 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666905
Stay top tier Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666904
Thanks man.

>>13666906
Thanks to you too.

I'll add that to my backlog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666905
profusely apologize, then put her in the wheelchair and take her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666905
She looks like she's about to launch into some serious break dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666905
>"Yare yare dawa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666913
MGS4 style break dancing?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat my waifu out while she plays video games, and have her return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666916
I don't understand this joke. I never played any of the Metal Gear Solid games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R61cCBUWNQM
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666920
She's gonna eat you out too? What are you anon, some kind of faggot Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pamper a kiki maid on her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666920
I want to play a highly competitive, personal game against my waifu until we're screaming at each other. Then it'll devolve into frenzied hatesex with tail pulling, biting, clawing, scratching, slapping, punching, until we collapsed exhausted and timidly make up.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kiki to lovingly dom me so she can have a baby! I want to dom the daughteru together when she's old enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666835
>>13666816
I'm afraid you have a severe case of great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666924
Sure. Something like that. A little more acrobatic than what I was thinking though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn an Alp into a cumslut and mail videos of her to her old family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666038
>>13666014
Source on these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666935
>The rest of her family is all conformed by sucubi and alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666799
Turn into an Alp when she expects the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666931
is it deadly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666940
Only to your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666948
Those are just normal women, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666927
I want to hire two kikis to help each other clean, until they both become best friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666014
>Dat T-Rex

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest an Alp on a subway, to the point that the stage 3 Alp and the Succubus she's hanging out with get aroused and join in by molesting us both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666952
sounds nice, I want to have a threesome with two kikimoras

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666951
So you want a monster? Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

After waifuing your favorite monstergirl, you find out she has a secret career as an academic researcher, and teaches at the best college in MGC. What's the name of her class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666965
>arm glove things are painted on
>veins
>hands are hilariously tiny
>massive weights are not affecting her balance at all
>neck and head are set too far back
I can't approve of this. That's probably my biggest pet-peeve: When people draw huge without really understanding what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
underwater basket weaving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Women's studies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666931
>Tan, muscley tomboy who is nonetheless extremely girly

I don't normally like muscle-girls, but oh my god gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Advanced Seduction Techniques

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
History of Zipangu. That or How to get Cute Boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Wouldn't be much of a secret given I want to meet my waifu at a college. In a particular course.

So I guess in this situation she'd be the teacher of it. Cue Van Halen I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666985
Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Music appreciation.

[Anonymous No.]

I went ahead and put that greentext into my pastebin-

>>13666905
You made my night, draw anon.

Anyways, here's the greentext in pastebin form for posterity.

http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1

Thank you to the anons who helped, it made writing this a lot more bearable than it was initially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666997
it was a nice story, thanks for doing that so I can find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Monster Girl Man Hunting 101

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work at a salon for monstergirls. It would be nice to cut their hair and brush their fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Probably like the biology of her species or something, how should I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667014
Massage parlor would be interesting too. The sheer amount of various techniques you'd have to acquire for things like scales, wings, faeries, the undead.
A lot of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
The science of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Advanced Level Mating Dances

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666575
Kunoichi-run business in acupuncture

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667025
sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw dominated every day by curvy, soft wolfgirl

living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667025
I want to massage a Fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if heat lamps would be used in an undead massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667036
Those and heated massage tables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666014
Just saw the movie, it was fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a massage from a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667043
>those hips
This is oddly appealing despite the cutesy proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667025
>>13667025
I bet snakes would love it right before and then right after they shed. Assisted shedding could be a good side venture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666843
I want to princess carry a holst.
And a sea bishop, push her around in awheelchair who is also a mute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666014

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667043
Nice
By the way, Loen, did I ever ask you to draw some sort of MGK Elf-Wight and loli Lich?
My memory is fuzzier than a Yeti-Wyvern hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667058
Mute girls are underrated. I want to marry a mute Slimegirl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666977
Advance psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667043
Ctue as hell. Would fight mongrels with/10

[Anonymous No.]

I want to relax in a bath full of slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667061
You did, and a Jinko in a box if I remember correctly, or that was someone else. Anyway yes, these two were requested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667065
This sentence sounds really funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667043
less when will you do comissions? I have money now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667065
I want to bathe in a bath of Holst milk
Pic related, but she's trying to seduce you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666014
I want to make T-Rex-chan feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667071
that ain't less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667043
Awww, somebody wants head pats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667074
that's how you get gyno, do you want gyno?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667067
remember that talk about slime therapy in the last thread. would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667076
Fuck, Loen. I'm tired. Why are all our drawfags start with L?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667066
I didn't ask for a Jinko in a box. Sounds like Alp is still itching for Junko.
Anyway, looking forward to either of them. Just remember, Elf-Wight isn't a loli but an Onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667071
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667086
I corrected it here >>13667081 give me a break. I've had a terrible day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667071
he's not .less, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667092
You just mistook Loen for .less, that's beyond a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667062
Do you think slime girls would make shapes of things they want to talk about instead of sign language? I bet they would be awesome sculptors too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667071
That's Loen, not .less.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Miia!

found artist i like enough for a second daki
art is fantastic
ask them their rate on daki prices
$150 a side

Guess i gotta start saving up

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a werecat that she's a kitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667059
>>13667043
>>13666014
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE A JURASSIC GREEN YET.
I WANT MY SEXY DINOSAURS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667098
that would be cute, I wonder if she could do telepathy if you let her stick slime in your ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667104
That would have to be some sort of Mindflayer and Slime hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667071
>less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667108
it's not .less, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667095
>>13667097
>>13667100
>>13667108
pls stop bullying guys, I already apologized earlier and it was just a slip of the tongue. What more do you guys want from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667112
Less /v/ reaction images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667105
We could even call it a Parasite Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667112
>What more do you guys want from me?
strip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667112
THERE WILL BE NO END TO YOUR SUFFERING

Also, that's not less, it's loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667101
>$150
I shiggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667074
Please, cow is a good girl who only deserves the finest cuddling and headpatting.
Haruka and Kat on the otherhand....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667105
maybe a mindflayer friend would relay messages

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667071
>less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667101
>$150 a Side
Dayum. That's pretty pricy. But I suppose for the quality of art needed...

Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667112
Sudoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667115
Parasite Slimes only corrupt human females though and I think only have telepathy with the host.

>>13667120
That would be cute. Telepathically link them together so they could have conversations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667118
>>13667125

Honestly I think the price should be worth it, i just can't decide if i want to just get a one sided or save up for the two sided one
http://kahookashii.deviantart.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667129
Perk of having a mindflayer friend, but the two would have to save sex talk so their friend doesn't have to hear about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667075
I prefer older girls
>Working at Jurassic Girl World
>Going over to clean Rexie's pen
>She's sitting in the corner, looking depressed
>She doesn't even make a charge to try and claim you
>'Something wrong, girl?'
>'Everyone's moved on. Nobody's wants to see an old bag of bones like me.'
>You tentatively walk towards her 'Hey now. I still like you.'
>'There's all these younger girls now...'
>'Eh, I've always liked older girls.'
>'And I'm all beaten up now.'
>'I prefer to think of it as having experience.' You run a hand over one of her old scars.
>'Besides, I still think you look good with them.'
>She perks up a bit. 'Really?'
>'Sure. Who wouldn't want to marvel at the unbeatable, beautiful, ferocious Queen of the dinosaurs, whose roar still sends lesser girls fleeing in terror?'
>'Hehehe, stop it.'
>'I mean it. Let's hear that proud roar.'
>She winds up and-'GROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRR!'
>You can practically feel your bones shaking with that one
>'Haha, you see? You still have plenty you can show those younger girls.'
>'Thank you for cheering me up.'
>She pulls you in for a hug
>A hug hug that lasts for quite a while
>'Uhh, Rexie? I have a job to do.'
>'Oh come now. You didn't think you could get me all riled up and just walk out now, did you? How about you let this old queen show you what all her 'experience' has done for her?'
>You missed your check-ins for the rest of the night
>A lot of roaring was heard from Rexie's pen that night
>Everyone knew what was happening, and they weren't foolish enough to interfere
>Rexie's really alive the next day
>Attendance for her display skyrockets
>To keep the numbers p, you are assigned to permanent T-Rex handling duty

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, you like NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667043
Will you be taking thread requests any time soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667131
>http://kahookashii.deviantart.com/
Damn, you're getting a real bang for your buck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667134
Unless they're trying to seduce her into a menage au trio but I don't think they could keep the secret very long if they tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667131
Oh yeah, I forgot that last part.
>$150
>a side
Never mind. I shiggy AND diggy.
Nice art quality, though, but too expensive for my pockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667137
No, but I like alping, I'm sure we can work something out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667137
Your memes end here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13665715
Wait until she's in heat to dump her in some stables to be some stallion's cumdump. And then wonder why I had a horsepussy waifu in the firstplace. Maybe it was a glitch in the matrix and that damn succuvirus is playing around again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666038
>>13666014
Any source on these?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Loen is a cute, petite hikikomori girl with long, black hair who likes drawing lewd and cute pics for her adoring neck-bearded Anons on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667137
Me neither. I think we'll get along fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667142
I guess it might work, maybe she falls for him because of how much he cares for the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667145
>Your lilim waifu will never try to jumpstart the rape economy to bring back jobs and peace to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667134
>>13667142

I know this is /mgt/ and fantasy fulfillment land, but it seems like everyone assuming having a Mindflayer waifu/friend means YOU get unlimited mind control powers, or that the Mindflayers are super-obedient and do everything you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667149
Loen is a cute wurm who draws cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667154
well it's more of asking because she is mute, I mean if she was a friend and had no reason to refuse then it would work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667149
If Loen was you probably just creeped her out.

>>13667151
Love triangle get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667145
>>13667150
Hey, if you don't like it, that's cool. You will.

>>13667144
Fucking hell why do so many want to use Mindflayers to alp people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667137
I want a mindflayer to steal me away from my loving wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667149
>>13667157
Nah, Loen's a dude in school.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help a depressed mindflayer who was born lacking the ability to mindflay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667163
Does he sit in the back row and stare out the window?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667154
Yeah I'm not one to tell people they're fantasizing incorrectly. This is more of a special case where the Mindflayer works as an intermediary to help out a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667163
Is it a school to learn how to become the little girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>A shadow extends itself on your bed. Your wife wakes first and lets out a bloodcurling scream
>In an instant you awaken to see the mass of squirming tentacles. An instant after that instant four tentacles shoot forward at incredible speeds
>One for each ear, they painfully intrude in your mind but the pain quickly disappears and is replaced by a cold ringing sensation
>You look over at your wife, her ears are likewise filled with tentacles but you're not sure if that's normal or not... What were you doing again?
>"Daddy?" You turn your head back to the foot of your bed. Your mindflayer daughteru smiles as she climbs up the sheets.
>"What's wrong princess? Do you want to sleep with daddy?" She nods while her tentacles lovingly wrap around you.
>It was strange how she nearly rivalled you in height despite being only seven years old, they grow up so quickly.
>"Lets go out together just the three of us, alright? You, me, and mommy."
>You had expected at least a smile, but instead she glares at you before shifting her eyes to your wife.
>"We'll see." She replies before nuzzling her face into your chest. It's weird how adult she sounded right then.
>As you nod off to sleep that strange ringing returns, somehow it drives you to sleep even faster.
>The next morning you wake as if it were the first time you've ever really slept. Your mind feels light, if it makes sense.
>Your mindflayer wife is sleeping soundly beside you, but there's a third participant in your bed
>For some reason the maid has forced her way into your bed and is wearing your wife's clothes.
>when you wake her up she stares at you in a great daze before throwing herself down at your feet and begging for forgiveness.
>It's only at your wife's behest that she keeps her job after you scream at her for most of the morning.
>You couldn't even remember hiring her, much less ever liking her skills or personality.
>Honestly, you would have fired her ages ago if not for your wife's kindness, damned monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
Having a mindflayer family seems like an adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
Is this copypasta now? I could have sworn this was in the last thread or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
Mindflayers were a legitimate mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667165
why would someone bully a broken mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
... What.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer shows up on your doorstep one day asking if you like monstergirls.
>You try to explain that you're married but she just smiles while a single tentacle pumps into your mind .
>It's unnerving at first, but you can't remember why. The cold slimy feeling leaves you aroused after a minute.
>You suddenly remember that your mindflayer niece was coming to stay with you.
>Immediately apologize while helping her carry her things into your spare room.
>Suddenly assaulted once more by the cold sensation.
>Actually, you can take the spare room. Since she's a guest it's only natural that she sleep in the master bedroom.
>Your mindflayer niece is one of the kindest girls you've ever met. Maybe even more so than your wife
>She helps around the house with all sorts of chores, you can't remember which, but you're sure of it.
>One night you're making sweet passionate love to your wife when the door suddenly breaks
>You scream a profanity before two tentacles dart forward. One inserts itself in your ear while the other hangs loosely from your wife's head
>That strange squishiness returns just like the day your niece arrived.
>You're lovelessly fucking your FWB roommate. You don't really like her as much as you do your niece, but she pays rents.
>Mentally you make a note to fix that door that's been broken for a while.
>Your roommate announces that she'll be moving out next month, you mutter "Good riddance." while looking at your lovely niece.
>The night after your roommate moved out you're masturbating to the thought of your niece. It feels wrong but she's so fucking hot.
>That's when she barges in tentacles at the ready.
>You try to hide your erection and explain yourself, but that cold feeling in your ear makes it hard to think
>Luckily she explains to you that there's nothing wrong with masturbating to her
>After all, you've been married for years
>It's only wrong that you didn't directly ask her for help relieving your needs.
>It's so silly now that you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Mindflayer waifu to cosplay as Screaming Mantis while we do the horizontal monster mash in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667182
Because they're broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667165
>born lacking the ability to mindflay
The only I'd waifu one. Then she'd be pretty top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hug and cuddle a mindflayer
>>13667191
wouldn't that in a way be bulling? You wouldn't have liked her if she could mindflay

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to cuddle a cute Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer paralyzes your waifu and re-writes your memories
>After making you cum inside her multiple times she sets you aside
>And then she makes her way toward your waifu, now a woman who is just a stranger to you.
>She grabs and re-writes her memories too
>All those memories the two of you shared together before? Gone. She never had a husband. She was always alone.
>The two of you used to live in this house of yours
>With a smirk she tells your waifu to leave your place immediately
>She looks horribly confused and leaves without much fuss
>A small MG came out from all the fuss
>She calls you daddy but...you don't recognize her
>She yells at the mindflayer to go away
>She doesn't of course.
>She laughs as she tells her that her mom is probably wandering the streets or something.
>In a panic she runs off out of fear that something bad will happen to her mom. She swears revenge as she leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667197
I guess, but I don't fancy getting mindbroken. Mindflayers a shit as they are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667186
>>13667171
Stop boner
please
this is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

How about a Soulflayer instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667197
>thatworddoesn'tmeanwhatyouthinkitdoes.jpg

Wanting or not wanting a waifu based on traits, or lack thereof, is literally part of every single person here, or just about. Unless you're a pansexual that would waifu a matango or cait sith or something, you're no different.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to randomly give mindflayers headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667207
What do you think her head feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667204
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to steel your mind against the attack of a mindflayer?
Training your mind to be able to understand how the mind-flaying process works and how to fight it.

Or is it impossible to fight off, practically being a physical hay-wiring of your mind. Then you can say good bye to your sense of reality once a single mindflayer touches you.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667212
Like a nice slick texture,

[Anonymous No.]

Can we all agree that wanting to be NTRed and having your waifu and yourself forget who each other are, losing all your loving memories and being twisted into people you hate is a top tier fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667214
tinfoil hat
no seriously, it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667212
Like calamari.

>>13667214
You'd probably need enough mental fortitude for your mind to be a metaphorical fortress. But if you go that far you might end up insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667219
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE DEPLOY CUTE MINDFLAYER PICTURES TO DRIVE OFF ALL OF THIS EDGE

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Mindflayer to attempt to mindbreak me only to discover that I already intend to tenderly love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667214
Fill your head with thoughts of hand holding.
The lewd will overload them into a blushing mess that goes "Awawawawa" while holding her hands on her cheeks and has spinning eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayer kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667224
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667219
I hope somebody saved that flayer squid posting image

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667219
It's good but it's better without forgetting things http://exhentai.org/g/814075/b349608117/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667217
I was thinking something similar. Like rubbery yet slimy.

>>13667221
But calamari is breaded. Her head's not breaded. Unless she was wearing some kind of bread hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667219
Yes. I want my waifu to try to convince me that I used to love her before she breaks down crying and my new mindflayer wife calls the cops to get her off our lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667220
>People start wearing tinfoil hates
>Mindflayers cry racial discrimination saying it spreads bad stereotypes
>"Mindflayers good girls they dindu nuffin"
>Tinfoil hats get banned
Nice going genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667230
love cuteflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667233
>Mindflayer bread hat
Newguy please please draw this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667214
In theory there are a number of possible solutions.

First is physical: don't let them near you. Keep alert, keep moving. Or maybe just keep a heavy helmet and armor that keeps them away from access to your head.

Second is mental: I imagine taming or re-writing someone with various metal disorders (multiple personality disorders) would be hard to control. Or someone with PTSD could "shock" anyone that tries to interface with them.

Less likely, but also potential methods:

- Old fashioned willpower training
- Semi-digitalized minds. Make the full mind reliant on both wetware and hardware, so anyone who can fully access the wetware won't have access to the fully functional mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667237
tinfoil earplugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667214
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667245
Dindu

Nuffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667244
I think making people into cyborgs might be going a bit too far. It's not like we're in a war with Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666038
Who drew this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667249
>It's not like we're in a war with Mindflayers.
If we were, would we even know?

DUN
DUN
DUHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667214
>>13667244
>>13667246
>Semi-digitalized minds + MAMONO MANA
Magical mind-backups/protection. See your local Lich, Wight or Lilim today!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a mindflayer that I trust her by not avoiding or watching her tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
>>13667186
>>13667201

These mindflayers are fools. I waifued a mantis, and our daughteru won't rest until she has her revengeance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667238

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667255
>Mindflay the daughteru into being a slut who loves being impregnated by old faceless businessman cocks

[Anonymous No.]

Do scyllas, krakens and mindflayers have an endoskeleton?
Can they shift their body to be able to go through any orifice larger than their beak?
Do they have daughterus by the thousands, taking care of them while they hatch until they starve to death?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a loli mindflayer to ride atop my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667251
Good point. Maybe we're all in some kind of Mindflayer Matrix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667258
>Can they shift their body to be able to go through any orifice larger than their beak?
They don't have beaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667256
I don't get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667258
>daughterus by the thousands
I can't cuddle that many daughterus anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667255
REAL Mindflayers wouldn't need to resort to stealing already married men from their wives anyway.
Those kinds of mindflayers aren't monstergirls. Just monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
>>13667186
>>13667201

These mindflayers are fools. I waifued a mantis, and our daughteru won't rest until she has her revengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667261
>Mr. Anon....
>Surprised to see me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667214
Can Iron Heart Surge beat mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667214
Just wear a helmet.

>making face fuck with a mindflayer
>she's pouting while her mouth hole is squelching with each thrust
>you can just barely make out what she's saying
>"Must you wear the helmet every time?"
>you keep going

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH"

>boy, it sure does feel good to have your brain intact

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667268
>Why do continue to resist, Mr. Nonymous?
>Because my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667271
I would never wear a helmet around a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667201
So that's when your daughteru comes backs years later, kills the mindflayer, and takes you as her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667268
Mindflayers certainly have an upgraded status if you think of them as antagonists in a serious short story rather than an NTR plot device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667251
>>13667253

TFW you and your Lich waifu win the war against mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667275
So her mother is off being a slut somewhere and she never restores the memories of her parents?

Great daughteru, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667131
>http://kahookashii.deviantart.com/
Damn this guy's stuff is nice http://kahookashii.deviantart.com/art/RISE-OF-THE-SHURIMA-484262408

Though a bit "Generic Anime" for my liking.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to make the Sabbath think the floor is lava!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667249
>You'll never have a Mindflayer try to steal you from your waifu by rewriting your memories
>She'll never be greeted by a wall of ones and zeroes instead of thoughts
>You'll never have gotten neural implants when you went to get your pelvis cybernetically augmented to survive spending the full moon "relieving" your waifu.
>You'll never get the smuggest grin on your face before opening the window and throwing the mindflayer out of your house.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667279
I like it a lot, best person doing daki commissions i've found yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667280
I want the Queen Flayer to turn the head of Sabbath into a lover of big breasts. Though in return for making her get up and do things I'll have to wear that sailor suit again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667280
The floor is ALWAYS lava

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go out to a park and have exhibitionist sex with a Mindflayer
>You will never blow your load into her while she tries to hide her beet red face from the people who may be watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667278
That old hag would just get in the way. She;s your wife now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667272
Can you feel it Mr. Nonymous? Closing in on you? Oh I can, I really should thank you after all. It was, after all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life. The purpose of life is to love.
>And you.....I overload your puny...HUMAN mind with my love until it's all you can think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666293
I don't really have an appearance based fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the movies with a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667262
I bet their set of teeth area actually a beak that evolved to look more like human teeth, having flesh grown over to emulate lips.

>>13667264
You can if they are born the size of regular baby octopi and grow to be as large an adult of their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667277
>'You should kill us all on sight.'
Probably one of the best traps devised by the Doctor since the revival

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667293
>You can if they are born the size of regular baby octopi and grow to be as large an adult of their species.
No! I don't want to squish any of my babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667287
You have a shit daughteru and shit family if she doesn't care about her mother, and would put her own selfish desires above her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667286
>"A-Anon! Please stop this!"
>You keep pumping and thrusting into her slippery squid hole
>She orgasms right as someone walks in and notices you two
>She wishes she was dead while making the lewdest ahegao face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
Dude. Really? I mean, really?

>>13667180
Pretty much, though that one started off with the Mindflayer pretending to be a niece, and convincing the guy his wife was just his bitchy roommate, who moved out soon after leaving just him and his Mindflayer Wife.

But then her mind control didn't hold well, so she kept updating it. Unfortunately though she neglected to update the wife's alterations as well, so she eventually came back, shit fell apart, and eventually they called the cops and had a more moral Mindflayer Officer sort out the mess the criminal had made of their minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666293
But my waifu is already a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667272
>Can you feel it Mr. Nonymous? Closing in on you? Oh I can, I really should thank you after all. It was, after all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life. The purpose of life is to love.
>And you.....I overload your puny...HUMAN mind with my love until it's all you can think about.

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>>13667293
>I bet their set of teeth area actually a beak that evolved to look more like human teeth, having flesh grown over to emulate lips.
Fucking what. They don't have beaks at all.
They have human teeth and mouth structures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667171
This is just close to-

>>13667186
Okay this is the exact thing posted a thread or two ago. Why're you warming this pasta? It's not even very good pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if it would be rude to present my ear to a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667303
What scene was this? I want to watch it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667270
The best way to beat a mindflayer is to pay a Lilim or Lich to disguise your Ushi-Oni waifu as you, then wait for one to ring your doorbell and attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667219
Only if it results in you hate fucking each other, resulting in your true memories reasserting themselves, causing the intense hatefuck to shift into tender cuddlefucking by the end of the evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667305
Forcing an NTR Mindflayer meme is my guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667292
>Take her to the movies
>When she really likes a scene she memorizes the line's and rewrite's portions of your mind that night so you two can engage in some really good role play.
>She always put you back to normal when she's done and thanks you for being such a good sport.

She pouts whenever she accidentally finds spoilers in you're thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667313
Yup. He's definitely going all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667296
You can't squish them if you live underwater with your waifu.
Or keep them on a big aquarium and put your hand in from so they can swarm it and hug it all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667313
>>13667316
>NTR Mildfayer
>"A Meme"
Midnflayer shills please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667317
>Or keep them on a big aquarium and put your hand in from so they can swarm it and hug it all around.
Alright, now I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to make an alp think she's an amazon, so that she starts getting GAINS and hunting men down like some sort of jungle batman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667315
man that sounds really fun, mindflayer waifu is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667304
That's what they want you to believe. The fact that you really believe they have teeth is proof that you fell for their trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667324
Anon I'm not in the mood for this kind of dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667320
Can't make me leave after you promoted me to MIDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667320
Isn't t already a thing that monstergirls in general don't try and steal men away from their wives anyway?
You're speaking nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667315
Hold on. Mindflayers can let you watch your favorite movie/play your favorite game for the first time again.
Jesus christ 10/10 MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667266
>Mantis Daughteru gets in a horrific accident
>Loses an eye, a leg, and both her arms, scythes include
>As you lament with your waifu how she may never walk again, you are met by a famed German Cyberneticist
>The good Doktor presents his catalog of impressive augmentations and prosthetics
>Pricy, but nothing's too good or too expensive to give your daughteru a proper life again
>Gets a cybernetic eye which by default can mimic her natural eye color, and comes with a variety of effects and alternate visual displays
>Light-weight leg which perfectly conforms to her slender profile
>And the best part, two full-sensory mechanical arms, mounted with high-frequency electro-blade scythes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667331
>"Oy vey goy, don't worry! Mindflayers would never NTR you from your wife!"
>"Now pay no attention to the tentacles in your ears, they'll help you remember who your real wife is and the 6 gorillion."
>"Oy vey!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667149
This picture makes me want to write about a hikkomori kejerou.

[Anonymous No.]

There are no words to describe how desperately I want my own wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667334
Now I know you're from /pol/. Go be retarded somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667323
>You and her watch the final Matrix movie.
>It's bad but she loves the Mr. Smith clones and, after a quick brain search, finds out that you do too.
>When you walk into the bedroom that night you find her on the bed in a suit and wearing black sunglasses...
>And another her.
>And another.
>And another.
>It seems that she grabbed a doppelganger potion and a suit for some very special role-play that night.
>"Mr. Nonymous.." they all say at once, a stern look on their faces "Surprised to see us?"
>End up redoing all the Smith/Neo fight scenes as sex scenes with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667335
This I'd like to see.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers were a mistake. I want Cait Siths and Alps to deliver us from this hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667332
If that's all you have going for you, that's not a very effective move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667343
You want Alp to write about Mindflayers so everyone would hate them even more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667342
I guess I'll add it to my list then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667336
What the hell do you want a wolf for?

Do you plan on making a wild gang pack and assaulting highway bars and gas station while running from the police in your sweet ass bikes and howl to the moon every night to celebrate a good hunt alongide your whole family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667340
MFIDF pls. Some of us like having our brain intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667303
>You can't scare me with this Cthulhu crap. I know my rights. I want my wife back.
>Tell me, Mr. Nonymous... what good is a wife... if you're unable to fuck?

That was a stretch. Still, I kinda want to see the Matrix or Inception done with Mindflayers now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667332
>Can experience the joys of playing Gunstar Heroes again.
>And again
>And again
>And then flip out as a grown ass man at that final scene when Green apparently dies

I'm for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667335

I bet she's so lazy that if something's out of reach of her hands she uses her hair without moving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667349
So it would be like a taco within a taco within a burrito that's in a KFC that's in a mall THAT'S INSIDE YOUR DREAM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667341
>>13667341
more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667331
>>13667334
Here's the thing. Going by the MGE, Monster Girls in general do not try and steal husbands from other Monster Girls. However, if a Monster Girl does fall hopelessly head-over-heels in love with a guy, she won't let him being married stop her. Of course, this is a clause meant to appeal to Haremfags, but of course it's also used by guys who like to imagine MGs brutally NTRing each other.

However, MGs are impervious to being made to cheat on their one true husband. So, picture this.

>Mindflayer falls for a married guy
>Brainwashes him and his waifu to think that she's the waifu, and the waifu is some random chick
>"Random Chick" fucks off a bit confused as Mindflayer moves in on husbando
>"Random Chick" knows she has her rapey-instincts, but for some reason feels uncertain about going after a guy
>Eventually does anyway
>Moment she touches some potential rape victim, Mindflayer control breaks
>Rushes back to kick that bitch off her Husbando
>Threesome ensues

Alternatively even after being made a "Random Chick" she pursues the Husbando regardless as she finds herself head-over-heels in love and isn't going to let him being married to a Mindflayer stop her.

Thus begins a brutal cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667351
She's so lazy she uses it to pay the pizza guy and bring the pizza to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667343
It's just the standard meme running its course. People will figure out ways to use them without resorting to NTR. Give it time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667332
>Mindflayers giving infinite replay value to Ace Attorney

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667331
They wouldn't NTR you away, but forcibly attaching themselves to your relationship isn't out of the question even in KC land.

[Anonymous No.]

Healthy Choko-san Mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667363
Yeah this. This is the way of things in the MGE, to appeal to Haremfags.

If you prefer just you and your waifu, then that's how it shall be for you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667357
So Mindflayers are ultimately harem fuel? I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667365
>you will never lick chocolate sauce off your waifu's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667357
So in other words, if you want pure monogamy and want to live a simple romantic life with your waifu, if a Mindflayer decides she is "Hopelessly head over heels in love", then goodbye to your routine you love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667368
Nah. I'd say Bicorns and Beelzebubs still surpass them.

Hell Dhampirs surpass them, as this "Mindflayer using her powers to shove in on a pre-existing relationship" is more threadcanon than something explicitly stated in their own profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667369
Kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667369
With a mindflayer you only think it's chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667358
>and bring the pizza to her.
What about the pizza boy? Are you telling me she ordered delivery that came with a free man if you don't count tip and didn't snatch up the opportunity for an easy rape?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a mailman in mgc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667359
I wanna see one as the student counselor girl from Black Rock Shooter.
The one who drank coffee all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667365
Normally I would say that amount of health is a bit too much, but damn does she pull it off. Just want to listen to that meaty ass slapping against my crotch all night as I squeeze those big tits of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a tanuki's tail like a daki with my face in her lady parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667377
>What about the pizza boy?
What about the pizza girl?

[Anonymous No.]

I cant stop thinking in tail pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667384
>in tail pussy
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667373
They only way out of it is to engage in Dynasty Warriors-esque war against her, with your waifu as your number two.

That or get her another guy.
Or genetically clone yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667377
She doesn't need 3D men, she has her husbando and daki she commissioned of him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667373
If you have genuine reason to suspect a Mindflayer of some level of Yandere has inserted herself into your life, and has not actually been in your relationship for an extended and genuine period of time, please seek the aid of an MGC Mental Health Corrections Expert.

If your suspicions prove true, then it may be best to immediately move away with your SO. Do not have your mail forwarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667384
You make it sound like tail pussy is a language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667374
>"Mindflayer using her powers to shove in on a pre-existing relationship" is more threadcanon than something explicitly stated in their own profile.
It's not explicitly stated, but as >>13667357 correctly laid it out it's not impossible or from the sounds of it even unlikely, and that's just going by the generic profile.

In general though, if you want a harem there are better monsters to go for. Bicorn like you mentioned, khepri, large mouse, devilbug whatever. You get less variety with those (excepting bicorn) than you might with a mindflayer, but for number they probably still win out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667379
Flayer-Chan-Sensei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667390
>it's not impossible or from the sounds of it even unlikely
Knowing KC it is unlikely for a monster girl to fall for a married man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667391
She'd have nothing on Chubby Alp Senpai. Senpais can direct the youth better than old Senseis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667393
But Chubby Alp Senpai has to navigate a maze of amorous kouhais.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667358
>>13667377

>She gets the money + tip ready without even moving around
>She's literally gotten that efficient that she doesn't even need to look around, other than making sure she has the right amount of money ready.

>Be a delivery man sent to deliver her pizza
>You knock on the door
>You hear some footsteps and then it stops.
>The door opens
>Rather than a person greeting you it's some hair holding some money attached to a woman with really long hair
>She doesn't even look at you, rather she seems mostly focused on playing a handheld videogame system or some sort.
>You tell her you have her pizza
>She nods and moves her hair around in a proper position so she can grab the pizza
>You place it in her hair, she takes and places it in front of her, taking a break from her game to eat it.
>The part of her hair that was holding the money ready for you moves closer toward you
>She uses more hair to grab your hands and places the money in them
>She turns her head, letting you see part of her face
>She shyly thanks you with a bit of a smile and gets back to enjoying her pizza.
>And then she shuts the door and locks it.
>You count the money and it's all there.
>A rather nice tip as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667394
They also have a major disadvantage over Flayer-Sensei in that they're chubby alp sempais, which are a shitty forced meme by one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667396
>One guy
Also, they're far less shitty than NTR Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667392
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667396
You are most correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667383
Fuck. Now I can't stop thinking about minigirls in my food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667392
>Knowing KC it is unlikely for a monster girl to fall for a married man
Well, let's be realistic here: we're probably both equally wrong and right. If this isn't a case for "it is as you wish it to be" I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667390
Those posts are both me. I know it's entirely possible for a Mindflayer to use her abilities in such a way if she really wanted to, but as >>13667392 says, the sorts of situations she would are supposed to be comparatively rare. It's just a part of the MGE included to appeal to Haremfags more than anything, rather than the "Wife Replacing" stuff that some people fantasize/worry about.

Thus why I say that the Mindflayer would fall in line behind those MGs who have profiles which explicitly point out polygamous habits as common among their species. Bicorns, Beelzebubs, Dark Elves, Dhampirs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667401
...Or food minigirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nurse a kikimora back to health
>captcha is soup
how appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush monster hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667395
Weeeeelp, I really gotta write this now. Not right away, but 2cute.
Unless one of you steals the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667333
On the one hand, screwed for money and terrified for my daughteru. On the other hand, tentacles lose to Zandatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667379
>Having a mindflayer student counselor who occasionally sticks her tentacles in your ears when she's bored
>So she can proceed to have pit your inner self in battle against hers for fun's sake
>tfw because of it, you're more often than not mentally drained and cannot focus for a couple of hours at a time when this happens
>Still get to act like a chuuni in your own head, though
>Even came up with a name for your inner self...Blue Shadow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667402
I'll agree with you on that. It's unlikely for there to be an attraction but if there was one then she would just get added to the harem. Still better then forcing an NTR Mindflayer meme to make threadcannon put her among the Matango. This isn't a case of anyone fantasizing incorrectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667407
>>13667409
You two need to cooperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667401

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667354
>Watch the Star Wars movies with her (The original trilogy first) and keep her out of your head for a couple days so she doesn't get spoiled.
>She absolutely looses her shit at the reveal in the Empire strikes back, mind blown from it.
>That night when you go into the bedroom you find her with a toy red lightsaber and a Darth Vader costume that's been adjusted to hug her curves.
>"There is no escape. Don't make me rape you," she tells you, her costume making it sound as if she's got a modulator like Vader.
>" Anon, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. " she tells you, each line memorized
>"I'll never join you!" you shout, a smile on your face in excitement
> "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side." she continues, not breaking character "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your mother."
>This is it, the climactic reveal.
> "He told me enough! He told me you killed her!" you shout as she walks closer, each foot step perfectly placed.
>"No. I am your Mother" she responds, still staying in character
>The script diverts at this point, your mindflayer undoing your paints and taking you on the bed as she keeps in character.
>She even put on some makeup to look pale and has a few fake scars for when the helmet comes off midway through.
>As the two of you cuddle afterwards, you almost wonder whether you should let her see the prequels.

[Anonymous No.]

>NTRflayer is a meme now
This brings up a question for you dnd fags though. Are mind flayer brain tentacles like, lightning fast or something? How do they work? Can a agile character move out of the way? I mean, what if your waifu is a mantis who slices anything speeding towards her into shreds on impulse. She'd be fast enough to turn those tentacles into calamari rings before it even got close to her ears. I wonder if that would be a thing. If you could tell the bad mindflayers from their mangled brain suckers after other mgs retaliated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667380
>>13667365
The softest and the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667420
look we have to let her see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667420
And then she roleplays as Jar Jar because FUCK YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667424
>NTRflayer is a meme now
It's more a new flavor of shitposting than anything.
People who don't like them will continue to not lie or discuss them.
People who do lie them won't even bring up NTR in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667420
Yes anon. Yes. Mindflayer-chan is really just a big fluff, all these anons are just scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667432
>You'll never have a Mindflayer Onee-chan.
>She'll never lay your head down on her lap whenever she notices you have a headache and use her tentacles to help heal it.
>She'll never stroke your hair while doing it.
God fucking damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667430
Megasa squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a Mindflayer-Jabberwock hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

There used to be this cute story about a Spaceworm. What happened to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667436
Do you really want these tentacles probing your ears? Don't sully Jabberwockys with NTRists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667436
That sounds interesting. So her wocks are mindflaying tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667434
that would be cute

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy Tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667438
Stop forcing the meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667438
I want those thighs around my head so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667444
Forced Memes is a forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667438
.less needs to draw more lingerie.

Much more.

>>13667443
A best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667446
>Making forced memes into a buzzword

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667449
>Using meme arrows to hide your use of buzzwords

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667410

Heck I might as well expand on it further with another greentext. Feel free to expand on it or change it if you like.

>It was your day off today
>You didn't much in the way of chores to do
>But you were really intrigued by that Kejourou you delivered for.
>So what the heck. Time to pay her a visit!
>You show up at her place with some of your own handheld game systems.
>You knock on her door
>There's a clear delay but she opens the door with her hair.
>She turns to look at you
>"Oh it's you again. You don't look like you have a pizza with you and I didn't order one anyway. ..What do you want?"
>You told her you had today off and thought to hang out
>She is clearly surprised by this and thinks about it for awhile
>"O-okay.." She hesitates in making eye contact with you
>Her place, now that you're actually in it is a bit messy but not as much as you might've imagined
>She was just sitting on the floor so you sat next to her.
>When you do so she slowly wraps her hair around you
>You're surprised at how good it feels
>She smiles when your comfort is made apparent.
>And with that you spent hours playing games together
>As it went on she eagerly showed you her collection of videogames
>And it was a very impressive one too. A few hundred games. Several of them were imported.
>She introduced you to new series you never heard of before and gave you tips on games you were struggling with
>You left when it got late and although she she was sad to see you go with how much she was smiling you felt good about your choice to hang out with her
>When you got back to work from then on she'd often make small orders as an excuse for you to visit.
>And when you had days off you were sure to spend them with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667453
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

All this conflict is tearing us apart! We need to bond again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667456
The devil himself.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a Mindflayer starting her own company to wipe spoilers out of the minds of men and women alike.

>What's bothering you? Stumble upon the ending of that favorite novel you're reading? Did you find out that Stark dies by the end of the season?
>Well, panic no more. Here at CleanSlate, we'll take those unwanted memories and wipe them clean from your mind.
>You'll never have to worry about being spoiled again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667459

How much does she charge for this service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667458
Aww shucks. You give me too much credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667457
And you believe succusluts are a good way to accomplish this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667457
Alp is right. Let's sacrifice him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667460
The low, low price of $25.
Hey, it's pretty low, most things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667464
Just pretends it's an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667459
Holy shit that would be amazing
Imagine being able to play your favorite game or read your favorite book for the first time again


>go in to get your memory wiped
>leave without the memory but a new obsession with the beautiful mindfayer that did it for you
>she just sits in her office smiling and knowing you'll be back to waifu her soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667465
>>13667468
Who are you people and what are you doing in my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667466
I have dozens of embarrassing memories. What's the charge for those?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to ask a mindflayer to make me love her

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if hardcore chrisian groups would like mindflayers? I mean, if nothing else flaying the gay away would probably be more effective than praying it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667466

For one spoiler or do you write up a small list that they then dispose of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667469
Okay anons. I want you to do something for me.

I want you to think about it real hard. Think real hard, and tell me. Tell me something, anything, any sort of job or activity in MGC, that can't be used as a Dating Service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667471
Embarrassing memories come at the cost of $50.
Also in extreme circumstances, an additional cost of your potential at scoring a Mindflayer waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667473
No, only Jebus can do that, and prayer has a 100% success rate, the flayers are evil and satanic like all other monsters and need to be purged because that's what the rebrend sed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667474
25 a session.
Anything otherwise would be highway robbery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667469
They'd have to be married women, otherwise it just ends in desperate flayers putting falsehoods in their customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667475
Graveyard security guard
That's what i do and since they added the automated check in service i haven't talked to another human in person for a few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667475
Sewage dis-no.
firefight-who am I kidding, even monster girls would love men in uniforms.
NTR enforcement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667465
>sacrifice him
To what? Quetz-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667476
There goes my life savings. But if I marry the Mindflayer I'll get all of my money back. That's a great idea. I wonder how I thought of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667473
>Just watched a comedy stand up and he mentioned Christians
>Suddenly, this post
I swear I'm being haunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667475
mailman. well a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667479
I wouldn't feel comfortable letting my waifu stick her tentacles into another man's ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667476
Wouldn't replacing traumatizing or embarrassing memories and marrying a mindflayer be prostitution though?
>"Ara ara, a cute old mindflayer like yourself wouldn't want a frail young bishounen like me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667410
>>13667395

>Story time, /hgb/

>Be hikki Kejourou
>Order pizza one day, 2cute4me human man delivers
>Start ordering pizza almost every other day
>Gain ten pounds, realize I can't keep doing this.
>Slowly taper off my pizza orders, barely keeping weight constant
>Finally, have an idea.
>Leave door open a crack for last pizza order
>Pretend to be in the middle of a game on my RapeCube, quietly call out to him to just come in and put it on the table.
>He enters, carefully navigating around scattered empty drink bottles and takeout boxes.
>He pays more attention to where he's trying to step rather than what I'm doing
>Quietly move near the doorway and reach out hair behind me to lock the door, using my body to block his view of what I'm doing.
>Creep up behind him and smell him
>He notices me, stumbles back a bit and asks what I'm doing
>Wrap his mouth and limbs up with my hair before he can escape or raise suspicion with the neighbours
>Apologize for being small and having flat chest, but promise that I'll make it so that he will only think of me
>Tell him that I love him, and that he doesn't need to tell me back because I already know he loves me based on the way he smiles and touches my hair when I use to to hand him the money.
>His eyes go wide, because of the surprise that I love him back
>Struggles to get free of my hair so he can tell me that he loves me and go quit his job so he can move in with me
>Tell him it won't be necessary, all that matters is that he never leave the apartment.
>Mom's trust fund will take care of the rest, so he can stay here forever with me and play games and do the sex with me
>Husbandu get

>Still sucks I have to keep him chained up and his mouth taped shut because the apartment has really thin walls and landlady dragon is scary. But it's not like he needs them to get erect.
>Ufufufu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667478

What would be evil is if they tell you the spoiler as you leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667484
Maybe I said that wrong.
25 for an entire list of spoilers you need gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667430
>>13667426
>The start of the original trilogy is rocky, Jar Jar singlehandedly making your mindflayer waifu almost wipe the whole movie from her mind.
>You were only able to talk her down by saying that then she'd just watch it again and repeat the process.
>Begrudging acceptance comes although it takes a few more minutes to talk her down from wiping the movie from your mind.
>That night when you walked into the room you found her just sitting in the bed wearing her lingerie.
>You almost feel a little disappointed and she can sense it.
>"Whats wrong Anon?" she asks as you get undressed, "You look disappointed."
>"Well...I expected you to maybe...dress up?" you say as you fight with your jean zipper, trying not to sound spoiled "You know, like someone from the movie."
>She almost burst out laughing right then and there.
>"What? Did you expect me to be Padme or Qui-gon?" she says, a smile on her face as she fights back the giggles "I did have some plans for some master/apprentice stuff but that...THING just ruins it for me...unless."
>Her grin turns downright devilish and your heart sinks.
>"Doo yousa wants to be witha me?" she says in that damned voice, it's mere prescense almost killing your boner. "Wantsa some sexings witha Jar Jar?"
>"Please stop," you say, giving her your sternest look "I don't need this."
>"Awww don't be like that Anonny! Jar Jar just wantsa to be having a goody good time."
>OH GOD NO! YOU CAN SEE HIS FACE!
>"Youa commin in Anonny?" she asks as she pulls you to the bed against your will, hands wrapped around you and tentacles binding you tight. "Jar Jar's gonna be mondo saddy ifin you don't wanna go!"
>You screamed the whole time. It was only her promise that she'd wipe the session from your mind that stopped you from jumping out the window.
>"Please tell me he doesn't show up in the other movies," she said after cleansing your mind, "I don't think I'll be able to take it if he is."

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>>13667494
And 50 for the embarrassing memories. That's a bargain.

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>>13667490
I think there's a misunderstanding.
If your memory is so embarrassing that you need it wiped, and you need to tell a professional brain cleaner about it before you get it wiped, chances are she'll judge you enough to not want to date you.

Or best case scenario, they laugh for a bit and then clean it out, no questions asked.

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>>13667459
Yeah, well I bet mindflayers are the ones shitposting spoilers in obscure places to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667470
Decimation is always a great bonding process. Besides, I'd gladly call any man brother who would toss you into a pyre.

Plus the volcano has been smoking lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667496
hahaha that was glorious

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>>13667491
And this is why becoming a deliveryman in MGC is a horrible idea.

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>>13667500
Oh, OK then, so it's the inverse!

In that case if you wanted to use Mindflayer services, just lie about doing something she's judge you for, and then let her probe your mind knowing she isn't interested in you. Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667502
>I'd gladly call any man brother who would toss you into a pyre
So what did I do this time?

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>>13667496
*Prequel trilogy.
Excuse me while I commit Sudoku.

>"Don't worry, he shows up less and less in the later two," you tell her, wondering where the last half hour went "although there's other issues."
>"Like what?" she asks, a look of genuine confusion on her face.
>You say trashy romance and leave it at that.

That's all I can do tonight.
Good nights Anons, have a good evening and don't burn down the thread.
I now have the urge to cuddle legless kiki and writing some of the harpy Samus stuff makes me want an amazonian bodied harpy.

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>>13667505
Unless it worked something like that first scene in Snow Crash, only with armor and less-lethal weaponry instead of fast cars.

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>>13667480
>Graveyard security guard
You're kidding, right?

>>13667482
>NTR enforcement?
Explain?

>>13667487
>mailman. well a good one
Good ones aside, plenty will still get run down by wolfgirls or women ordering toys who insist you help "Test" them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667491
>Nobody on /hbg/ believes her

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>>13667510
Jesus man you are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667496
Nice, took a laugh out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667510
Does this runthrough of star wars stuff include Knights of the Old Republic? Because I can't not show her that.
Thank god for restored content patches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667510
Goodnight. Pleasant dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667489
You think? It's just like letting your waifu shake the hand of a male business partner. I already forgot the profile. Was the ear inserting something sexual like drinking blood was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667512
>You're kidding, right?
About what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667512
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night, m8. A good one that stays employed will trudge on and deliver all the mail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667520
Don't think so.

Even KC commented on liking the idea of Mindflayer Psychiatrists with no other issues mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667510
>cuddle a legless kiki
I'm going to have to give her a name at some point, aren't I?

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>>13667512
>Explain?
You are the force helping the NTRer, the man that makes sure the good end and healing never happen. The fat bald man there to make the antagonist look better. But hey, at least the face removal is free!

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>>13667513

>And she angrily takes a photo of her husbando and posts it on /hbg/
>But then this becomes her undoing as the neighbors rat her out and the police come to take him away from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667475
One of those ebay resellers that moves thousands of dollars of stuff a month. They do all their stuff digitally and by snail mail, so will never need contact with anyone except maybe whomever works at the post office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667523
I think he's implying that you be raped by the hordes of the undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667520
I'm pretty sure they also get off on it

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki+Mindflayer=LOVE^2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667514
Glad you liked it.

>>13667516
Of course. Missing out on KOTOR 1 and 2 is a crime.

>>13667517
You too

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>>13667523
You really think that being a graveyard security guard would do anything other than get you tenderly loved by plenty of undead gals?

>>13667527
Hrm. I'd say that qualifies as "Scum beyond all redemption", which is a huge turn-off to MGs...
Issue being I don't think such a job would be a thing.

>>13667524
Regardless of those that persevere, there will still be plenty who do not make it, and thus the job may still serve as a dating service.

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>>13667531
>>13667512

It's not an actual graveyard anon, graveyard refers to the shift time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667528
>She gets back at them by shitposting and crying bitter tears
>That'll show those stupid popular girls

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>>13667526
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667529
That leaves you vulnerable against technobus, the mail harpy, and any number of people stalking you through feedback and complaints.Oh, and wurms, but that's more act of god than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667538
Oh well you accidentallied a word then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667536
Who would she dress up as from those games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667537
well shit guess shitty mail men bring the service down. Ok how about hotdog stand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667533
>>13667525
>Conflicting messages
Man I just thought of something.
>Two mindflayers vying for your attentions, both manipulating your mind.
>Your mind warps and changes to much you turn into a drooling mess, psyche riddled with holes punched out by the invading tentacles
>They get over their rivalry to care for you together after realizing what they did

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667545
I didn't, graveyard security guard is a pretty common term for a security guard that works grave shift

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667529
That works. Minimal contact with others, no viable way to form any sort of bond with anybody, and the only real option is as you say, the post office worker, which would therefore make any possible dating more attributed to that job.

Very good anon. You found an answer.

>>13667538
Oh. Well in that case, I'd still be willing to bet on any number of MGs stocking through all manner of places in the dead of night seeking to pick up stray human boys.

But then, I suppose that's more their own effort than due to anything you do in the course of your job. So also a viable answer.

>>13667549
Any number of MGs which may ask "How about I try your hot dog instead?" make me say that yes, that would still be viable for picking up dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667549
You don't think selling vaguely phallic objects in a public place is a setup to get dated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667552
what if you just say no? Okay ABORTION DOCTOR
>>13667553
I was thinking that the hotdog would sate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667539

>The other MGs just laugh at her tears including other Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667557
>ABORTION DOCTOR
they need nurses too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667557
>Okay ABORTION DOCTOR
Whoa, uh. I think that's a good one.

>I was thinking that the hotdog would sate them
Like they'd be satisfied without a hot squirt of manmayo on their dawg. C'mon, guy.

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>>13667546
Well, there's Bastilla and Mission, although she could also do Malik/Revan hatesex with one of the two having their genderswapped.
And Juhani

Two has the Handmaiden, Kreia, assassin twins (another potion), Mira, Visas, and Atris/Exile hatesex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667557
>Abortion Doctor
Well, given how baby-crazy MGs are, I doubt those'd have much of a life in MGC. The only possibly clients might be MGs who've fallen victim to the improbable Male-on-Female Rape, and feeling no affection to any of their rapists, wish to remove the unfortunately conceived result. Given that kind of lead-in, it seems like a ready setup for some much needed emotional healing on their part, so...

But then, I'm sure such a thing would be extremely rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667552
Wheat Farmer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667513
>>13667528
>>13667539
>>13667558

I based her on one of those old 2chan stories. The ones about the super-oblivious delusional hikki types that have a warped perception of reality. You know, the kind that think they're just being reasonable and think the girl loves him back, when literally everyone else in the thread is calling him a psychopathic stalker. The most famous one of these stories being http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails-%EF%BD%A5%CF%89%EF%BD%A5

But, you know, with a more rapey twist because it involves MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667542
I'm going to go with Vera
since kikiimoras are a slavic thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667567
>Be wheat farmer
>Sell your harvest to a number of clients
>Monster Girls among them
>Some of them are bakers and the like
>They talk about "Putting buns in the oven" a lot around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667570
Then I am cuddling Vera.
Night Anon, great story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667574
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667573
Fuck, Corn Farmer then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667567
Bait for alraune weeds and any loose holstaurs/weresheep in the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667578
Phallic shape.
Tenderly nibbling on the crop.
Fluttering their eyelashes at you as they try samples.

[Anonymous No.]

Been banging my head on my keyboard out of boredom for a few days now & decided to try writing again. Just finished up the first part and threw it up on my pastebin. Anyone feel like a bit of reading, or should I wait until morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667380
Fox orgy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667578
Bitcoin Farmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667578
Add harpies to the list of girls that would be all over you presented in >>13667579

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667581
Just put it up now, people may or may not read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667581
Go nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667582
Oh dear. That's a whole lot of kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667579
Keep my land fenced in and make sure to not let weeds grow
>>13667580
Just sale it to the market and have someone else deal with it
>>13667585
scarecrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667590
It happens once a year! The local Kitsune shrine hosts a massive orgy for young men and the shrine maidens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667591
>Just sell it to the market
MGs will find their way back to you I'm sure.

>Scarecrow
>Come out into your field to discover Harpy-type MGs fawning over the scarecrow
>Possibly masturbating in the open
>Trying to be as enticing as possible
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667568
>Get several hundred emails from a stalker MG
>"Help! The boy I like won't respond to my emails! (´･ω･`)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667594
well make sure a shota or something is working the stands

maybe dress the scarecrow in female clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667587
>>13667588
Alright. This is my first real attempt at writing any sort of a 'real' story. Hopefully it turned out okay: http://pastebin.com/dDm1rw6e

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667595
Stupid fucking hamster face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667596
Not every MG is gonna go for a shota.

And that might work...though then you have the possibility of a harpy just ripping into a woman coming near "Her man".
Or you might attract Yuri-Birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667604
If they can't trace me from the shota then I'm good and if I live in the middle of nowhere it would be hard to find me. If they are yuri-harpies then I'm safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
That was cute, in a way. I look forward to more. My only problem isn't with the story but adoption in general. Is it really realistic to just take some one home and go "Okay, I'm loving you like my own now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666905
The floor looks like it's breaking
Her finger strength is absurd
What MG was this again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
Holy shit man, that's really adorable. I love what you've done so far, can't wait to see more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
that was adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
I can say with a clear conscience that this was good, more please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
As someone who would rather adopt than have my own kids, this really tugged at my heart. More please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667620
I did reading, and most adoptions are through smaller foster families as opposed to large centers like the old days. That idea is a little odd for me, too, which was why I decided to pick going with a hatchling. It's the closest I could get to having your own kid without actually having your own kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667631
>Not wanting to give your waifu creamy filling to put a bun in her oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602

Well done. I look forward to reading more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
That was pretty cute Anon. Consider me eagerly waiting for more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667633
>It's the closest I could get to having your own kid without actually having your own kid.
Yeah, that makes sense. There's a sense of maternity if you yourself cared for the egg and helped it hatch. Well, like the others said, I look forward to more. I just hope she's not a cunt like a certain other dragon hatchling from a certain game.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in a small town(400) would I be safe from monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667645

No.

Just hurry and pick your waifu before a MG picks you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667637
I mean, in the realm of fantasy, yeah that would be nice. I just really fucking hate babies and would rather care for a kid who already exists and needs a parent than bring a new one into the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667645
Not when a rapeband of marauders rolls through. You're safer in numbers, honestly. Also, my condolences. Small towns are hellish dark pits of depression and despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667649
I found myself thinking about this earlier today.

More specifically, I found myself thinking which would be worse. Changing diapers, or potty training?

I just concluded I'd probably be an awful parent regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667648
my my town is too small and irrelevant, if I treated our demographics are telling then like one monstergirl
>>13667651
I live in the center of America that is a lot of land for the marauders to trek through, it isn't that bad we had a lot of folk art that get some tourists, SHIT i just realized we would get foreign monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667656
Yeah. I feel like I'd be a good parent once the kid get's past that stage and can be at least a little independent. I'm too selfish to dedicate myself to literally cleaning up someone else's shit, even if they were my kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602

I can't help but wonder which of the three major types of /mgt/ daughter-rearing stories this will be:

- Cutesy shortstory/greentet
- Alternating between cutesy stuff and serious drama
- Daughteru ranking up to waifu; forbidden waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667668
With any luck, I'm going to try and do the second one. I want this to be going over her life until at least college or so, so it'll have time to look at all different parts of their lives.

And no, I will not be dicking the daughteru. I'm hoping to keep any mentions of sex as just that. I can do a smut story any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667680
>And no, I will not be dicking the daughteru.
Good man. Just remember to steer clear of key aids. Also, where did that term come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
It's cute.
The hatchery was a different direction than I thought it would take, and I'm looking forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667686
From the company that gave it to a character in their most popular series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667680
>Trying to omit sex
>Raising an MG through puberty
>Especially as a single parent
>Meaning she imprints on you stronger than she would with two different parents
>On top of being an unclaimed/unmarked single male

He better have a deadbolt or his room once she hits ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667686
I don't now where it originates from, but I know it started to pop up here after a certain writer decided to just have his anon-dad randomly die at the end of his story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667692
deadbolt on his door*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667693
I still mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667693
>Bob will never finish the Laska rewrite

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/05V3LcrT

[Anonymous No.]

would you eat your daughteru's placenta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqvFMcC4txw

[Anonymous No.]

I want a smarmy Brazillian-Japanese Ryu to woo me over while disarming a cyborg Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise an orphan Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667680
The obvious plot point is why dragons of all things would give up an egg.
Somehow I keep imagining this story as how Teacher anon got his NEET ryu daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667705
>Teacher anon got his NEET ryu daughter
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667700
This is a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=303764

Someone asked for the artist earlier. If I'm going to be honest I don't think the others look as good compared to this and the Indominus especially the Mosasarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667703
MAMONO MANA, DAUGHTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667711
That shortish greentext series about the teacher in MGC High who somehow ends up in a wrasseling ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667137

I wanna see a Mindflayer without the squid, I want to see those hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667713
>That artist
Oh god, it's the guy who did the Futa Barney doujin.

>>13667716
Sounds oddly familiar to something else. Like something I've done...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667717
behind the squid is a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667704
how would you teach her to be a maid if you knew nothing about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667713
Ehh, Blue and the pterodactyl are kinda cute. I'd cuddle with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667721
YOU'RE A KID NOW

/ss/ story with Mindflayer when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667721
I'd put a kid behind that squid, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667729
Do you think there's a penis on that squid or a ninth arm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
Cute.
But now people are going to think I'm following the fad when I finish the thing I'm working on. Not that it should stop you from continuing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667726
Uh isn't that genetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667733
What fad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667743
Stories about orphans. I guess it's just the one though, not really a fad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667137
I kind of want some one to draw her without the husbando. She's got a damn fine hourglass figure.

[Anonymous No.]

MIndflayer orphan daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667754
Nice try, she's just trying to NTR me away from my waifu! Well that won't work! Go bug the shota in the upstairs apartment. I send my Jabberwocks to him, he can have the Mindflayers too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667758
but you and your waifu are in an office finalizing the papers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667728
>yandere moth was a mindflayer all along

It all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667761
Can't fool me, I bet this is another Mindflayer trick! This probably isn't even an adoption office, I bet it's a McDonalds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667766
but you don't even have a tentacle in your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667754
>>13667761

>you and waifu get orphan mindflayer
>As mindflayer gets older it becomes attached to her new father
>starts fucking with waifu's mind to have father all to her self

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667769
Nice try, she probably did it earlier, didn't she, when I wasn't looking? Mindflayer tricks won't work on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667770
This is why Mindflayers are orphans, single, lonely, and shunned by both human boys and other monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667770
but she was also raised by my waifu so she wouldn't do that
>>13667771
you were denied adopting her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667777
That's fine, I bet both me and my waifu were only mindflayed into wanting to adopt in the first place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667769
Ha! Good luck, I'm through seven different layers of tin toil.

Some one should writ a redemption story for a flayer who learns that it's so much better to be nice to people and have them want to do nice things for you rather than forcing themto act through brain manipulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667786
Tinfoil can't really protect you since they do the whole mind thing physically instead of psychically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667788
Through the ears.
We need earplugs with locks on them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667788
All they can do it push the foil deeper in. If they did that they'd tear my eardrums and put a chunk of metal into my brain likely killing me. And if you go by kc rules, monsters can't kill. So they can't touch me. I'm like a walking deadman's trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667791
Anon, they can probably still do it through the nose or by touching your forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667793
So, I need a spaceman helmet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667793
So either full face helmet or start carrying a knife on you. Get some calamari rings every time you have to cut up some bitch's brain probes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667794
Have you ever thought about just being nice to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667794
A sturdy as hell one. Line it with tin foil so that their Brain Sap spell won't paralyze you and leave an opening for them to do their thing.
You'll look like the biggest fucking dork, and would never get laid even if you walked by the Succubus Queen, but you wouldn't be affected by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667801
Eh, you're right. I should just go to my local Sabbath chapter to pick up a baphomet to tell flayers to fuck off, or a familiar to talk them into being innocent lolis that won't be harmful in any way to anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667804
Sabbath can't protect you from Elite Flayers, Draco-Flayers, or anything high leveled.
Besides, you're not some Flayer magnet so you shouldn't be so paranoid about this anyway. Just sty away from caves and swampy zones if you don't like them, you fucking idjut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667804
I'm gonna get myself an Alice waifu to ward off the Mindlfayers! I'm gonna eventually have two waifus because that one ynadere Mindflayer has the hots for me thinks my Alice is too cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667794
Is it time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667800
>just being nice to her?
Not him but why be nice to some one trying to worm their way into your life via active and hostile brainwashing?

What's that? You had a daughter once? Of course you do, son't be silly! What? Face tentacles? No, those were always there. Huh? A wife? Of course, how else did you manage to make a beautiful daughter. the face tentacles again? Silly, where do you think they came from? They look the same? Of course they do! They literally are the same person? I- Uh... Come here for a moment, darling.

There, there. See now? They are the same person, so you should just give them twice the love! that's right darling. You are lucky to have such a loving wife and daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be nice to mindflayer who hates everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667812
But if you love her already she has no reason to fuck your brain compartments up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667819
I want to Marry a Mind Flayer before she has a chance to alter me mind.
Show her that I love her that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667786
>Tinfoil
Lure Mindflayers into the open and outlewd them until they flee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667825
Would she then alter your mind sort of like a more pungent Nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667823
>Expecting me to love a complete stranger out of the blue
ye na

>>13667826
I kinda wanna gangrape a mindflayer in my human form out in the town square for every one to watch and participate. I wonder what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667830
I don't know and don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be cordial with a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667835
I just want to hang out with one, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667839
I want a mindflayer best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667840
I want a mindflayer acquaintance that I hardly talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Mindflayer that her tentacles look cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667846
I don't want a mindflayer neighbor
>"There was no party here last night"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a mindflayer if I can hold on of her tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667850
lewd

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Mindflayer alp all of you faggots and make you all into my personal harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667853
HAH! Gayyyyyy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667852
what if I hold a tentacle in one hand and her hand in the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667855
You won't be saying that when you have your cock in my mouth, you little slutty alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667859
*my cock in your mouth
Mother fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667859
>>13667863
Anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667863
GHAH! *cough* GRH- GHAAAAYYE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667859
>>13667863
69

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667859
>>13667863
And the anon reveals that he was the Alp all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667859
>>13667863
Too late, you made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667859
rekt/10. Gaylord.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush Kejourou hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667882
Do you want to make her cum in her panties? Because that's how you make her cum in her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667887
Now I want to brush Kejourou hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667882
>>13667887

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667887
what if I give her a scalp massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667889
Oh yes. I'm going to run my fingers through her hair SO MUCH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667887
Man just imagine her tight ass on your lap, getting wetter and wetter as you run your fingers through her hair and nibble as her ears and neck. Her hot, heavy breathing as her child-birthing hips twitch and thrust slightly ever so often in an instinctual need to be impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Miia use my cum as an adhesive for her panties and then slither around with my cum pressed up against her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667891
She'll have your babies. Cute little Kejourou babies who love it when daddy washes their hair at bathtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667136
Adorable.

>>13667889
Now there's one whos hair I would brush. Even if I think she looked better with shorter hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667891
Holy shit, those are already too stimulating for just ME, what would it be like for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667900
>Even if I think she looked better with shorter hair
This opinion is correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667898
so a mix of brushing, running my fingers through her hair, using a tool to massage her scalp and to top it off use my hands to personally rub her scalp, after that marriage
>>13667902
maybe you could use it to avoid rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667891
>>13667902
Multiple orgasms and fainting. You better be careful or you'll send her to the hospital in a pleasure-coma. Will she ever wake up? Only time will tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667907
She's gonna melt all over you mate, watch out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667908
shit if that happened I would get scared and once she wakes up I would I would profusely apologize
>>13667911
well it could be for once in a while like on her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

Your Kejourou waifu loses her hair because of chemo treatments for her cancer.
How will you console her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667917
Just lots of cuddlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667917
Would she really? That's like losing a limb for humans, chemo doesn't do that. It'd probably grow back really quick if it did fall out though. I'd make sure to give her lots of cuddles and nice words though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667917
I can still rub her scalp, and I've grown my hair out before and donated it to one of those cancer wig places. We could get her one from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667917
Wait, you couldn't use mamamo mana to bombard the tumor, turning it into a tiny MG that could be extracted with magic ghost hands, and then treat that tumor like a daughter as she grows up looking a lot like your wife? Do you even medicine anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667921
Hey I'm doing that right now. How long does you're hair have to get? I ask because it's starting to get really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667922
Asexual reproduction! Would tumor-chan be your daughteru or your second waifu though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667932
gah fuck that was a while, I know I got it longer than a foot, I think it was around 18 inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667917
Cum on her bald head an use my spirit energy to make her hair grow back
>>13667934
daughteru, more than one waifu will ruin your laifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667935
I'm about halfway there so I guess I'll have to keep growing it til next spring. Thanks for the info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667939
No problem, it is a good cause. Well my reason wasn't. No family with cancer I was just lazy and didn't want to get a haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667943
That's still good of you to do rather than just get it cut. My mom went through chemo when her autoimmune disease flared up and lost her hair a few years ago. She's better and it grew back but it sucks especially for a woman to lose her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667947
Yeah, having hair does make a difference, really helps. I did get in the local newspaper for doing it so that is something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667950
I doubt I'll make the papers but it'll make me feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667955
Well it always is nice to do something good like that. I might not ever see it but it will bring a smile to someone's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667920
>Would she really?
Yes. My mother lost her hair when she went through chemo for her overly aggressive, and actually very rare, cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a centipede. Is that weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667967
Yes. But if you have your heart set on it, board a ship setting sail for Zipangu, jump off at a port town where you can have a taste of the famous Oni Sake. Then wander into one of Zipangus dense forests, lift up fallen/rotten trees and inspect the ground, underneath one of them will be an Oomukade taking a nap. Propose to her and bam, dream achieved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667973
If you're a peasant maybe! Go into the mountains, the really remote ones! Find one that the ryuu of the region are scared of, and enter it's caverns! Within, you will find an oomukade like no other! Tame her, and you will be remembered in legend AND have the best creepy crawly wife!
Or are you one of those pansies that couldn't even beat an oni arm wrestling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667975
Seducing a really big Oomukade versus a small one isn't that much of a difference. It's not like you have to fight her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667978
The bigger they are, the higher they are on the food chain. And nothing fucks with this thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667980
I think cock size would be more important than strength ability. She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667980
I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667978
>not wanting a big caring yandere oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667983
No.
>>13667986
You should be.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a veteran Salamander covered in scars to look at me with cold eyes and say:
>"I'm not a hero. Never was, never will be. Fighting was the only thing good at. But at least I always fought for what I believed in."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667990
>No.
Don't come crying to me when your honeymoon turns into an unbirthing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667993
Fine, fine.
For you.
Happy now? What's the next part of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

kiki a cute cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667999
Oh I wasn't baneposting. I was looking for booty. Man's butt. See I know who you are. Now I tell ya what. I like ya and I want ya. So we can either do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667602
That was cute to read. I'll look forward to seeing you continue that.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have an adopted Kunoichi onee-san who plays hide and seek with you
>She will never always insist that you be the one to hide, so that she can find you, as she likes to hone her hunting skills
>She will never once decide to accept to hide, due to your constant insisting that you want the game to be fun for her to, and that hiding is always the best part
>You will never not realize that back in her old home, she was good at hiding for real, only because her real father hurt her often
>You will never find her in one of the room closets, kicking open the door with a "Found you!"
>You will never face her primal fear-driven instincts when she lunges at you to choke you
>She will never hug you when she snaps back to reality and realizes she scared you
>She will ever become very distant to you after that incident
>Still kind, but distant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668030
That's when you rev up your otouto responsibilities and try to win her over and get closer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668030
>allowing her to be holed up in the emotions of her past instead of helping her move forward and keeping her close
Man, what a shitty brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668030
Gonna marry Kunoichi Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did a ninja onee-san make the thread go ded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668084
it was her mission

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys prefer to canon Monster Girls be physically flawless (counting in all the flavours like skinny-healthy, flat-oppai etc.) the way Kunka makes his, or coming in all varieties like humans - including unsexy body shape, imperfect skin, obesity, or becoming ultimately unmateable with age (vs. say, GILF-like)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668108
The first one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668108
I'd expect variance by species.
Beast types would have more realistic genes, while a vampire or elf with flaws would really go against the very concept of them.
I think it's a given that Tanuki are highly subject to this. How else do we get gangs of fat faceless businesswomen?

[Anonymous No.]

>Wurm-chan, that's a big slice
>For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668130
If I pull that off will you cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668132
But she's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668133
Well congratulations, she ate the whole pizza! What's the next step of her master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668134
To eat pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668006
See, I calls ya Chris Handsome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668108
The first one but any decent MG has some to full control of their body through mana, but any changes drains mana the more radical the change the more mana it drains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667496
Horrifying, but also hilarious. Well done, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never poop back and forth forever with your anubis waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>Tobihime is out
Welp, I had been saving it up all week to go to the brothel this weekend but looks like it's fapping time after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach my Daughteru the entire opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else want to waifu a Lich and travel the world together, letting her hone her spellcasting abilities by fighting off any other MGs who try to attack you? I think it would be fantastic, especially if we started running into other adventurer MGs and eventually defended MGC from an evil army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668174
Its been out for a bit now. Surprisingly fun actual gameplay. Needed more porn, honestly. It was sort of counter intuitive that way. Having one of your characters get raped meant you couldn't use them for later rounds, and that could be the game breaker for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trap a T-Rex Chan in a Za Warudo and surround her with roses I threw at her and watch her try to run because she doesn't want to smell pretty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668177
"For you!"
"For you!"
"For you."
..."For yooou!"

http://youtu.be/evV7L2SyDt4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668108
I had a concept about this once. You know how it's not terribly common that you find a truly repulsive person in real life? One that's not nasty because they're fat or old but because they were born that way? Like 1% of the population or less?

For me I like to think it's similar with monsters, except they have the bar for beauty set higher. So a really average looking one would be about as common as an ugly human and truly ugly ones would be as rare as people with rare diseases like cystic fibrosis.

This is the beginning of the story it was going to be used in.
http://pastebin.com/i7q8TL4E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668030
Hold her close and never let go. Ninja-sis is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668197
She gets like, British for some of those.
>Oni-chaan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667698
I wouldn't say never

[Anonymous No.]

Someone tell less to update his TFT gallery. That's where he uploads his full res shit, and it's behind, and missing loads of pictures. I'm sure one of you faggots can directly talk with less, so tell him that.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play video games with a cute, unusually generous and kind Tanuki girl, even if she never stopped promoting herself over vent?

http://youtu.be/e5lGCSx3K4o

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668217
>unusually generous and kind Tanuki girl
Jewnuki deception detected. Abort! Abort!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668209
I don't know how she did that many without going insane. It's pretty cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668226
The real thing is likely only 3 minutes long, just looped to the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668211
>>13667698
Did he killed Anondad again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667335
>>13667149
>>13667395
>>13667491
I'd rather a hikki Kejourou Tomoko, too embarrased to speak with anyone in public, much more if she likes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668231
I bet Tomoko would try to become a monster girl if she could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668227
Okay. For some reason I though she'd done way more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668221
B-but anon, she's not like all those other girls! She just wants to pay one of the best chefs in the world to cook you a hot meal, look into your eyes as you both try to guess how much Seinfeld is making on NBC's deal with Hulu, and fuck on a Temperpedic(r) brand mattress without any Trojan(r) condoms. Man, after four hours of sex with my waifu, I could sure use a break. I'm going to Youtube dot com slash...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668242
>Tomoko successfully corrupts herself into a succubus.
>She just grows a little pair of horns and butt-wings
>Cries herself to sleep.
>Still can't talk to anyone without spilling all of her mamono mana-infused spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your unassuming, slightly meek monster girl waifu accidentally reveals to you that she's a Gatchaman
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668261
>would marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668265
Continue helping to preen her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668265
Ask her why Taku Iwasaki is not composing a soundtrack for our lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668265
Dropped harder than a Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668261
Man that's gotta suck. Maybe she should try becoming something different. Like a Holst, that'll give her the body she's wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say you're a Hunter.
Which MG would be your partner/ally/companion/mule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
I'll go with the classical companion. Fairy.

It does magic, it gives """advice""", and that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
A Mantis scout, I'm not even the biggest Mantisfag but they'd be pretty helpful in that kind of situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
An Alp healslut that I'll level up into a titty monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
Raven-Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668359
But that requires dicking it. You wouldn't dick an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668373
Don't tell me what I would or wouldn't do! Just for that I'm going to dick her twice as hard!

[Anonymous No.]

Would Archeopteryx girls be the link between Dinosaur girls and Harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
If we're talking strictly from a survival standpoint, probably Hellhound, Chimaera or Lich. Personally, I would enjoy traveling with a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668378
I don't know, but they make my boner diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668380
I'd say Chimera since they have elemental versatility and very high stats all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
probably a catgirl scout, those must be very acrobatic and perceptive for the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668383
Plus dat supply of thin mints tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667887
>>13667882

Extra care must be taken if you want to give your Kejouorou daughteru headpats.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>13668216
noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668216

> subtle TFT advertising

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668513
Thought same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667859
>>13667863
Damn it Anon, this alp harem thing won't work if we're ALL alps! And since you're unfit for the resoonsibility, I'll bear the burden myself of being the alp harem lord. I shall now get gains and demand every alp-to-be call me "Aniki".

Any objections?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668509
Thanks

>>13668513
>>13668523
>Being paranoid
I just like Full Res art. Besides, it's not advertising if I don't namedrop it. You'd have to already know of the site to know what TFT means. Not everyone is a Mindflayer trying to mindrape you with subliminal messages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668526
Goddamn the Alps, i wonder how many of you Anons are closet Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668533
See >>13668513

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668537
*Tips tinfoil*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668533
Gotta get that astroturfing in somehow, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668526
Fucking alphas, building damn hierarchies even in happy Alp harem cuddlepiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668533
I'd take a good flaying over obvious TFT namedropping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668375
You want a broken Alp? Because that's how you get broken Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

You, you're waifu, and you're daughteru are all in a car when you get into a deadly car accident which kills two of you.
Who survives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668573
Me, and the fly on the windshield. My waifu and Daughteru shall live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668579
This is the only correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668573
The daughteru, although I'd assume monstergirls could survive crashes at a much higher rate then humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668589
>Dragon Girls crashing into each other with old cars for fun since even the worst crashes and explosions only bruise them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668589
>>13668592
>Monster Girl drag races

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668605
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668605
>Monster Girl wacky races

[Anonymous No.]

>less drew Ushi-Oni
>Hairy Pubes

LEWD
E
W
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668605
Did you know that drag racers cant turn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
>heart shaped pubes
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
>still no gigantic Holstaur-tier titties
They're demonic spidercows for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
Huh. This might be the first time I've ever seen something good from him. Those heart pubes, too. So good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
So much Ushi-Oni art recently. What a time to be a spider cow lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667238
>cuteflayers
What about loveflayers? Lewdflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668631
Mindflayers are for cuddling, watching movies, and roleplay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668651
And NTR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668658
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668573
The two pricks in the Benz that hit me are dead.

Damn luxury cars. Think they own the road or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668651
And for making alps put on increasingly frilly clothing and making them be the prettiest doll they can be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668631

A mindflayer that reminds her husband when he gets depressed how much she truly loves and appreciates him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
Less is getting a lot better, I couldn't even tell it's him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668651
And ufufu-ing as they make you ahegao from having the pleasure centers of your brain directly stimulated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668672
>"B-but I don't want to wear the dress! It's e-embarrassing."
>You want to put on the dress
>"I-I want to put on the dress."
>You are the prettiest princess.
>"I am the prettiest princess."
>I will have a threesome with mistress and Anon.
>"I will have a threesome with mistress and An- REALLY!? I can be a part of that!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
I think I remember stumbling in on him sketching that last night.

I think at one point for a laugh he drew a dick going up her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668683
Can't fight the nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668689
KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668683
>up her butt
Where is butthole even located?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668699
Assuming spider anatomy carries over, in the back, near the spinneret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668683
>We still have no art of an ushi doing the pelvis dance with a man
This is a crime against humanity and monsters alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
Either Wights or Vampires, to be the ranged tanks in contrast to my melee. Also, I dig Victorian-esque Aristocrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668211
they want the cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668710
Thankfully we have that Ushi titjob picture, so we're a few steps closer now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668682
Aww, aren't alps just the cutest little knob polishers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
Hooooly shit
.less you beautiful bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668351
Cupid marksman so I can head in there with that axe and just tear assholes while she watches my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW had a dream where I went to heaven and met with a Chesire Monster Girl who was also a Mindflayer
>We talked and we were apparently good friends from years ago and I always knew her
>Also God was a Baneposter and spoke in only CIA lines, but I completely understood what he meant by them
Man, dreams are weird sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668710
mating dance you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668736
>God is a baneposter
Explainsthe 4u airline coincidences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668737
What's wrong with her pedipalps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668741
Looks like they're tucked behind her back for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668605
Wurm destruction derby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668613
>>13668737
...

Have you all prayed to our lord and savior Arachnotaur?

Bringer of the Holy Chocolate Milk, Pedipalp leg locks, and fancy spider mating dances!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668710
>>13668737

Just for anyone else who hasn't read the story and hasn't had their turn suffering a heart attack from an Ushi-Loli doing a traditional mating dance confession:

http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668736
You lucky bastard, having dreams like that.

Also Monstergirls confirmed for Heaven's reward, see you in church fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668763
Would you viciously cock-maul a teen Ushi-Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668752
>Come home
>Monster girl waifu holds up infant daughteru in a brand new pair of onesie PJs in your face
>She tells the baby to say 'Hi' to daddy
>Baby grabs your cheeks
Status of your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668774
Didn't mean to quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668774
muni the babby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668774
I die on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668651
>"Honey?" You call into the dark and lonely house, searching for your mindflayer wife "You there?"
>There's no response but the crashing of thunder and the pounding rain. The two of you had been watching Alien as it stormed outside, mindflayer clinging to you and squeaking with every death.
>I may have been a bit much for her because as soon as the power went out after a particularly large 'boom' of thunder, she ran off.
>"Come on, its just thunder!" you called again, slowly working your way up the stairs "Nothing to be afraid o-"
>There was a hissing, growling noise in the dark as you reached the halfway part.
>"What the...is the power back?" you murmured to yourself, walking back down towards the living room.
>It wasn't, the TV still blank and the lights still off.
>Again you heard the hissing, spinning around and catching a glimpse of shiny black...something...moving past the door way.
>"This isn't funny!" you called again to your mindflayer, heart hammering as you looked out "seriously, where are you?"
>Again, silence.
>There was a thump upstairs that was almost hidden by the storm.
>'So that's how she was going to play it is she?' you thought as you walked up towards the bedroom, pulling out a small flashlight and lighting the way. 'Well, guess I'll just need to surprise her."
>Slowly you stalked your way up towards the room, doing your best to ignore the occasionally growl and thump followed you.
>When you reached the bedroom, you paused before bursting inside with a "HAH!" trying to catch the mindflayer off guard.
>Instead you were just greeted by an empty room, a flash of lightning illuminating it.
>"What the hell?" you wondered, shining your flashlight around the room to find her. "Where'd she go?"
>Drip
>A wet drop of liquid fell atop your head, quickly followed by another.
>Oh no....
>Slowly you looked up, heart nearly bursting from your chest as that hissing, growl sounded again, much louder than any other time you'd heard it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668774
Still beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668777
Well you did, so I imagined mexican Ushi holding the baby behind her back in her pedipalps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668781
Eh, it was cuter when she was spooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668736
Preaching to the choir on that one. Then again, they can be quite soothing.

>Dream that I encounter an arachne in some typical japanese neighborhood for some reason.
>She hugs me like a mother would hold her grieving child.
>Tells me that everything will be alright; that I don't need to be afraid.

I can still feel the warmth from that hug for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's some stuff I haven't seen around here before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668791

[Anonymous No.]

What's a not-typical accent you'd like a monster-girl to have?

A Jamaican Bear-girl?
A Russian Lamia?
An Italian Centaur?
An Irish Kraken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668797
Scottish Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668797
>A Jamaican Bear-girl?
I didn't know I wanted to this, but apparently I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668797
Dutch harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668781
Mindflayers confirmed for massive roleplay chuunis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668797
Spanish Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668811
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668797
Scottish Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668811
This is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668814
>"Aye lad I gonna suck ya blood, gimme a wee bit will ya?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668797
An Irish Fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668791
>>13668796
Aside from the Berserk chick, your first image has been posted here before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668781
>Hanging above you was the mindflayer, a terrifying smile on her face as she looked down at you, drooling in excitement.
>She'd stripped herself down to her undergarments (black lace) and had put on a headpiece of black plastic much like the alien's from the movie, although you don't know how she'd made it so quickly.
>You're only response was a shout of fear before she pounced on you with a predatory shriek.
>She rode you hard that night, mixing the shrieks and hisses as she ground your pelvis to dust.
>You made sure to get some payback when the power came back on though.
>Despite how much she loved to roleplay as one, the black carapaced alien's terrified her.
>As the movie reached it climax, the mindflayer was shaking and clinging to you, whining whenever the queen and her brood took the stage.
>She'd been so distracted that she never noticed you slipping her panties down or releasing your member.
>Needless to say, she'd missed the last quarter of the movie due to your sneak attack and had to re-watch it with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668811
>"Esmeralda, did you clean my study yet?"
>"No maestro"
>"Good, now I won't feel bad about getting it dirty with you"
>"Ay dios mio!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668810
Well, they can rewrite your memories a bit to make for some very accurate role play.
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668825
That was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668833
>mansweating.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668781
>>13668825
I'm liking this movie junkie roleplayer Mindflayer more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667713

>More fanart of Scarred Onee-san

Why do you people keep giving me boners over best girl. Stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgt/ seems to be on a dinosaur kick lately; JW really that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668885
Maybe. My interest got kickstarted by that manga getting translated though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668885
God no.

I just want to talk about Dinosaur girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668885

The plot is shaky at best, there's really no chemistry between Pratt and the red haired girl Pratt and his raptors OTP, it's mostly nostalgia bait that has a lot of throwbacks to the first movie for us old codgers.

But i'll be damned if I wasn't hype as shit in the theater when THE SAME FUCKING T-REX FROM JURASSIC PARK 1 COMES OUT AND WRECKS SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668885
It's your typical Hollywood action movie cash grab. Maybe enjoyable after some alcohol or something but nothing amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668847
>>13668856
Thank you.
Although now I have the idea of the mindflayer being really weak to horror movies.

>Break out Friday the Thirteenth to watch with mindflayer waifu.
>It absolutely TERRIFIES her, the unstoppable, unflappable Jason Voorhees frightening her so much that she spends the whole day clinging to you, along with part of the next.
>Explaining to the Tanuki head of IT why your waifu was trembling and hugging you was pretty awkward.
>As soon as she finally calmed down enough to let go of you, a mischievous idea popped into your head.
>A pair of torn jeans, a black shirt T-shirt, a ripped leather jacked, and an old goalie mask you borrowed from a friend of yours were all you needed.
>It was late at night and you'd told her you'd gone out on a grocery run, something about poptarts when, in reality, you just drove down the block and changed.
>Without a sound you walked back home and snuck in the house, letting the door shut loudly.
>"Oh Anon," she said as she walked over to you, a confused look on her face "back alre-"
>She froze at the sight of you, her eyes going as wide as dinner plates.
>She screamed so loud that you thought she'd shatter the windows.
>Fear caused her to forget the fact that she could overpower you and just rewrite your brain, instead the mindflayer ran away as fast as she could while you slowly stomped after her, one arm outstretched.
>She was shrieking and stumbling over herself as she fled, tentacles wrapping up in each other as she dragged herself upstairs.
>You let her get a little distance, letting her think she'd escaped before following her upstairs, each foot loudly thumping on the steps so she could hear you coming.
>Thump.....Thump....THUMP....
>You could here her panicked whispers of "No no no no no no" as you drew closer towards her, opening the bedroom door with a creak.
>She was hiding under the bed, or at least trying as half of her was hanging out from under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668891

>Nobody will ever write about Cold One lizardgirls
>Or Sabertooth Jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668911
Muh heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668911
>She was hiding under the bed, or at least trying as half of her was hanging out from under it.
He best do it. As a whole though, this shit is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668911
Haha, adorable. He's gonna get flayed hard for this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668911
>Man, she was just making all the rookie mistakes. If this was an actual horror movie she'd be dead by now.
>Whatever, after the "Alien" incident you were up for a little pay back.
>You stepped into the room with another thump, walking towards the side she'd be facing, stomping as loudly as you could.
>Stomp...stomp...Stomp
>Soon you loomed over her hindquarters, her weepy "Please go, please go, please go, please go" only intensifying.
>It was time.
>Your hands roughly grabbed her by the waist as she let out a scream of pure terror, tentacles flailing about in fear as you pulled her from under the bed.
>She was hysterical as you hauled her up and pinned her to the bed, looming over her while she struggled.
>And then, a snorted laugh slipped loose and shattering your cover.
>"W-what?" she asked as her brain processed the noise, a noise that she remembered quite clearly.
>Fear turned to confusion which soon turned to a furious pout as her eyes met yours, a spark of realization flickering through them.
>Oh boy...
>You tried to pull away but her tentacles finally remember their strength as they locked around your limbs, turning the tables as she kept you in place now.
>"Anon...What are you doing?" She said in a town that was half amusement and half fury, a forced, tight smile on her face.
>OH BOY!
>"That was pretty mean Anon." she growled as one hand flipped off the mask to reveal your face, a few tentacles working at your jean zipper. "You're going to make up for it right?"
>"N-now de-"
>You couldn't even finish as she interrupted you with a nearly feral "RIGHT!?"
>There was no choice but to let her work all that fear and adrenaline out on your body until you shook from fatigue and were clung tight in her grasping limbs, a pout on her face as she called you a dummy and meanie.
>As you panted, you briefly wondered if you should show her "Nightmare on Elm Street."
>The original, not the remake with the monster girl.
>Maybe later, your pelvis hurts too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668967
That's all for that today, I've got to mow my la- go to work.
Cya all later and have a great Friday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668971
>he doesn't mow his lawn on Sundays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668976
>He has a lawn to mow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668971
>>13668976
>>13668984
>They don't have Mexicans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668990
>He lives close enough to Mexico for there to be Mexicans

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bathe with a muscular Wurm and clean every single inch of her body. From the space between her chiseled abs, to the delicate skin on the nape of her neck, to the tips of her nipples, to the areas which her scales overlap each other. I want to shampoo her hair and rinse it out for her, and pay particular attention to her bellybutton, before finishing up by drying her off and applying coconut oil all over her big yet beautiful muscles and shining each scale individually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668991
>He doesn't
Or
>He thinks there aren't Mexicans everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, what's wrong? Are you lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668996
There are none in Frankfurt a.M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669003
Nope. I found my home, and it's yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669004
Of course there are, you guys just call them Muslims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669003
not anymore ma'am, it seems like I just found my home.
and a home for my dick
between your legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669009
Mexicans actually do work.
Muslims just rape children, attack any non-Muslims who walk through their neighborhoods and cry about being oppressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669016
Well, yeah.
They're similar otherwise, though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669020
Our food is actually good, and doesnt look like someone puked into flatbread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669003
>Skills: Berserk, Intense Heat
>Skills: Berserk, Backdraft
>Berserk: Strength rises every time the user takes damage. Effect rises based on anger level
>Intense heat: Raises the strength of all abilities in a pinch
>Backdraft: Raises the power of the user exceptionally high in a pinch.

Somebody said Snu Snu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669003
That spring scene was great.
>Lewd amazons
>Itty bitty cat tittys
>Best elf nude
Danmachi is secretly a monster girl show. Cosplay tier but it counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669062
>Itty bitty cat tittys
Its itty bitty kitty titties you pleb. The opposite of big fat cat tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669016
>>13669020
I have like half a dozen muslims in my semester, all of them being really nice people and one of them being the most hard working person in the semester.
I honestly only chuckle when people write stuff like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669065
I blame the heat for my retardation. Retreating to an icy wasteland and finding a yeti sounds good right about now. Although finding a yeti is always a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669069
/pol/ tends to leak around the rest of 4chan, probably because talking about "politics" all the time gets boring and even crazies need hobbies like guns, computers, or even anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669069
Ones in college will be much better than the normal ones, and beyond that, when they're small in number they do their best to fit in.
The problem arises as their numbers increase. The more of them there are in a given area, the less civilized they become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669069
>>13669079
Gee I wonder who could be behind these posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669077
Did we ever hear back from that guy that wandered into the woods looking for a yeti last winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669069
And yet you felt the need to reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669082

In all fairness there ARE /pol/locks in this thread. One of the /pol/ tripfags, "JOKER" accidentally posted in /mgt/ with his trip still on by mistake. You can probably even find the post in the archives, if you search his hash for posts on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669062
Did somebody say half elf office ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669079
I hate when threads/boards get /pol/. I do not want to discuss politics I want to talk about various cute things.
>>13669082
Lizardmen from the planet Zork.
>>13669090
I don't care who posts in these threads as long as they stay on topic.

And speaking of that how would you keep a Yeti cool in summertime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669092

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Percherons and Clydesdales the best drinking bro Centaurs?

Extra equipment extremely optional

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669095


>>13669094
>Yeti cool in summertime
Obscene utilities bills

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669098
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669092
I prefer my elf coworkers dark & curvy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669098
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668967
Oh boy indeed. Thanks for the greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669094
>Lizardmen from the planet Zork.
Lets mamomana bomb their planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669094
People confined to hot environments (armored vehicle crews, warehouse workers) usually get issued cooling vests for work.

Barring that, maybe central air conditioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669095
That one almost looks like Mono's art style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669103
Mine is from an anime though so there's a chance of doujins
Who am I kidding, everything is Hestia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669098
>Bayonet on an anti-tank rifle
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669125
Logically, for someone that much bigger than regular people, an anti-tank rifle is just a regular infantry rifle in terms of handling, so they could actually use it for bayonet charges.

That being said, she's also a futa horse, so probably has man-like strength on top of her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669098
Leave forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669144

Nah. It's fun watching you people get flustered over the smallest of details when it doesn't even have to be in your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

What type of armor would look on your favorite monstergirl species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669147
Bollocks pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669148

Bikini armor will be the answer to all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669147
It's futa and horsepussy. He has awful taste and should leave,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669148
Fluted Mail, like from Demon Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669148
Wizard robes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669098
>>13669127

I don't care if "she" is a monster girl, she's going to break her back firing that. Unless that just poor detailing, it seems like a fixed mechanism, with no hydraulic recoil mechanism. It has a muzzle brake which seems to be only 4ish feet in front of her face and considering it's 37mm, it may be very unpleasant to shoot.

The loader is going to get hit by cases being ejected because the guard is on the wrong side, the guard has two big holes that should be covered up (see picture: the guard in the picture also protects the gunner from the recoiling mechanism)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669148
>Ushi-Oni
Armoured saddle, full plate torso, a helmet with holes for her horns, arm guards and some form of protection for the top of her legs, the bottom of her legs should be fine as they look rather sturdy as they are.

If she wasn't my monster waifu I'd find the thought terrifying. An ushi with her ridiculous regenerative powers is enough of a tank as it is, giving her armour is almost unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669098
That blonde human is p. cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669174
Cyborg Ushi-Oni a la Metal Gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669173
The artist doesn't care much for feasibility or proportionate scaling, mate.

After all, in another picture the centaur futa fucks the blond girl, despite the fact her penis can reach from blonde's toes to her shoulders, and has a diameter about the same as her waist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669148
Slimes don't really need armor. I guess you could put them in a giant hamster ball and let them roll around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669084
That guy was me. Sadly no yeti waifu could be found. Just frostbite and loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669192
>Slime powered armored suits
>Can operate stuff using far less internal, habitable space than a human would require, thus allowing for units to carry much heavier armor or armaments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669191
>despite the fact her penis can reach from blonde's toes to her shoulders, and has a diameter about the same as her waist
If it showed her body being torn apart like it should by something like that I'd fap to it for hours. That girl is so cute. Like a beefier Seibah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13666503
Why would she cut off her legs?! At what point did I ever say I only like human women?! She could of seduced me!

Damn yanderes, they never bother to communicate with you or make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669191
You know, if it wasn't for the whole 'ungodly massive horsecock' thing, I probably wouldn't mind hanging with that centaur. Maybe go out for a drink with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669213
Hey i said the same, but apparently the Anons responsible for that were a bunch of sufferfags so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669191

Now that I think about it those hot brass cases falling on the Centaur back isn't going to feel good neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669198
>Alternate history MGC

>Automation and drone technology revolution never happens, as slime surrogates are used to control units remotely
>Simple MGs that can be produced in huge numbers, far cheaper than actual soldiers or even electronic remote control systems

>Slime-driven armor: Drastically reduced crew compartments means tanks shrink to 2/3rds their size while retaining full armor thickness and firepower, but increased agility and concealment

>Submarines driven by slimes replace most conventional navies, as slimes have vastly lower requirements to survive for prolonged dives than humanoids. Far smaller and producible in large numbers, stealth submarine pickets which create a very tight detection/defense net around shorelines.

>Slime-driven planes resemble our UAV drones, but mechanically far simpler due to the lack of reliable remote control needed. As such they displace most countries' conventional airforces

>Space program makes huge leaps and strides due to slime recycling and stasis systems allowing them to be launched in long-range probes without necessitating the complex ecosystem normal humanoids require for life. Later leads to human male astronauts "preserved" in a slimegirl capsule with a constant recycling/fucking system for Martian landings

>More controversially, even leads to slime-guided ICBM and cruise missiles. Prior to impact slime girls can shed most of their mass, just retaining the core and a small lifesupport blob, and eject to safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669217
Hey, I'm the one who first mentioned self-mutilation and I'm one of the vanilla-est fuckers in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669152

>Horsepussy is shit taste

Yet you people fawn over women who're literally a chimeric fusion of Slav squatting, birds, and dogs as if it's the most natural thing in the world.

Learn that other people have different tastes. I don't care much for the futa part of it myself but that doesn't change the fact that muscle girls are love.

>>13669150

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669213
>>13669217
She wasn't thinking very clearly.
And I felt really bad after writing the first 3 posts so tried to salvage the story as best I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669219
Inventive. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669225
You are the monster, you made a poor Kiki cripple herself, you are the biggest Anon this thread has seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669226
>Fuck off.
You took 36+ minutes to tell me that, Vitamin C regulator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669219
This is why slimes are the ultimate ally to humans in the MG universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669234

I'm off doing other things of more import, and don't have the time to be looking at the thread like some kind of hunched back Gollum waiting for more OC to get a rise out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669226
>I don't care much for the futa part of it
But I'm sure you'll love that big ol' horse cock up your pooper, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669219
>Slime-controlled superweapons
And then humanity became the Covenant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669236
Somehow I expecting you to finish off that pretentious ass statement with "I'll be gallavanting around with my comrades, you plebs."

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone, stop fighting and take an oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669219
Is this how we create super Slimes? Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
I hope that's milk
That better be milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669238

Nah.

>>13669242

Actually I'm catching up on reading the Song of Ice and Fire books and watching shitty television series from two decades back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
I want an oppai loli Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669244
She looks like some kind of detergent mascot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669249
I dropped that on the fourth book. A whole book of nothing but side characters didn't build the world for me or make the characters more refreshing. It just reminded me of an shounen anime filler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669254
I need a sort of 'main character' to anchor the story for me to get into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
What does the moonrunes say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669263
I'm fine with multiple characters with enough depth as long as the plot interlaces their viewpoints well. I actually liked the first three books. I just got to the fourth one and it reminded me of Bleach. I couldn't make it halfway through. I was just so annoyed by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669248
That second symbol means 'insert'. She's offering paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669270
Then colour me disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669272
What were you expecting it to say?

"Well? It ain't going to suck itself!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669273
We- actually, point taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669272
You must not know much about that artist. His series are exclusively paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
What would an Oppai loli want with someone like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669251
What about a smug oppai loli Manticore?
>Despite her small size, taking you down takes little work
>Before you have any chance to beg for mercy she gets to work with her tail, the pleasure hits right away
>"What, seriously you're going to cum from being inside my tailpussy? Onii-san that's kinda gross"
>She's looking down at you with her arms crossed under her abnormally huge breasts and a shit eating grin on her face
>"Say, if you last a few more rounds in my tail I might let you use my breasts"
Manticores are love, threadcanon and over exposure be damned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669280
Your cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669272
>sloppy seconds paizuri
I'd never actually thought of this. How depraved. Imagine how disgusting it would feel to put your dick between her sweaty, cum-slick breasts. I'm getting hard already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669277
I just don't like sloppy seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669242

If you want me to be pretentious about it i'll just sip a martini over here and force an Akaname to inhale my flatulence at no less than 1 f/pm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669289
Make it a scotch on the rocks with that one giant ice sphere and I'll allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667294
Still there should've been resistance. Like how was there no left evidence of a struggle or mass damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669294

>Scotch
>A pretentious drink

Obviously the martini needs to be shaken, not stirred for extra levels of pretentiousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669281
>there will never EVER be art of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669298
You're equating pretentiousness with silly Bond movies. Having your ice just right in a glass of aged scotch is more pretentious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669298
>shaking a martini
pfft
nigga pls, you might as well just drink vermouth at that point. you're gonna get ice in your gin if you shake it, 007

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669303

Can you honestly think of any man more pretentious than 007 himself? He fucking plays nothing but Bacarat and drinks Martinis and gets fucking called out on it by Brock Samson himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669313
It's not pretentious when you're the real deal, broski.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669313
I guess I can't. I've only had 4 hours of nightmares for sleep and I'm really tired. I'll concede the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668797
French or German Wight
German Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
Is there a limit to the number I can take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669325
I actually sleep well after nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669345
I don't. Causes me to toss and turn and wake up a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669320

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDRIMO7AL8U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669268
If I did this translation correctly, the sign says 'purchase bonus'. Free paizuri when you buy whatever is on the rack behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669352
Wait, season 6? When?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667270
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1027569/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669386
We still need to find the artist who drew these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
does she have any older sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669391
I believe that drawfag is one of .less' buddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669391
We have, it's .less' super shy friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669398
And is a very shy girl.

>>13669400
But do we have a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669402
>name
Names are for friends anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669412
>Names are for friends anon
And yet certain individuals who do not qualify as "friends" have names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669419
And yet you're all my friends. I'll name you Spunky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669419
Eh, everyone else is a NPC, what do they need names for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669423
>Spunky
I already have a name from Writefagging.
Which by the way I need to get back to some time. But not today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669395
I'm gonna say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669433
Oppai Pram is an abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669436
>Pram
Prum?
http://i.imgur.com/D2qQ7Wp.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669428
Shut up Spunky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669433
>Her laugh
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slnvTv1edmk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669439
I'm marathoning it from episode 4 as we speak.
Dindu nuffin.

>>13669428
sup SC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669458
I'm not Spunky.
Dammit.

>>13669463
Ayo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669436
You mean perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669466
What did I just fucking say Spunky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669471
>>13669471
Not spunky enough for that name, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669466
Sorry, but spunky is more amusing to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669463
http://i.imgur.com/zeK5PzG.jpg
Lili is objectively the best girl, this is an indisputable fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669481

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668763
I really really like this story, one of the few I've reread a few times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669391
That's cute, I hadn't seen it before
Also, crotch/belly scales make my dick feel funny. Is this the reptile girl version of pubes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669481
I don't know about best yet, but she definitely went up in likability after episode 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669489
One of my favorites too. The MC is so manipulative out of cowardice and the loli is just so cute and innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669494
Best supporter.
Best loyalty.
Best for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669439
It's between her and the berserker amazons for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669481
Hafu
Erufu

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the average day would be for a regular monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669498
I can agree with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669505
rape

[Anonymous No.]

i spent all day thinking about wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669512
All that pie is going straight to her thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
Oppai loli Sabbath when?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch monty python with a Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669514
good, i like some plump thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669512
>Take a Wurm fishing
>Tell her you need to get some worms
>"I'm a Wurm!"
>Tell her you mean a different kind of worm
>"A-am I not good enough?"
Good going asshole you just ruined the poor girl's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669521
>Using worms
>Not flies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669512
Plump when a great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669532
>Flies
>Not using Salmon spawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669505

Lots and lots of Angry Orchard consumption.

Some times from her navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669517
Would be fun.
Watching it with a martial one would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669536
>Salmon spawn
>Not using the best lures science has developed to trick fish into bitng

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669532
>Using baits at all
It's almost like you don't want to become the baitmaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669498
Best mid-dungeon stress relief for when the tank goes afk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669544
>Lures
>Not just using a hook tied to a stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669550
That's just a gaff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669545
Oh ho ho. I see you are a fine master baiter. I'm quite the master baiter too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669512
hey that's what i do too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669512
>"Careful stranger, a great Wurm lives in a cave close to the village, at night she comes out and steals all our pies!"
>"At midnight you can hear her snacking, devouring the pastries from deep within."
>"I'll give you 1000 gold pieces if you can subdue her, along with a blue sword."
>"To find the cave, just follow the trail of discarded pie tins."

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if a Kiki would like a nice old straw broom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669559
>1000 gold pieces if you can subdue her, along with a blue sword."
This is one of those games in which gold is worthless isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669559
Wurms are good girls. They would never litter. Immersion ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669562
But a blue sword Anon! Not just a green or a shitty white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669560
Is it true that Young Kikis have to forge their own brooms as a rite of initiation into maidhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669563
She's a wild Wurm, she doesn't know better. She just likes to eat pies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669560

The broom they'd like the most is the one you make for them from scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669567
>>13669560
Is it true that part of the broom is maid out of the switch that was used to discipline them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669560
>Hipster Kikimora
>Uses old straw brooms
>Wears 18th century era maid dresses
>Calls you "my lord" instead of master
>Listens to Arcade Fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669577
I kinda would like her as a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669577
I'm not spending 20 minutes to take off all the buttons and layers of clothes. I'm ripping it off of her and taking her on the kitchen table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669559
im gonna rub that wurm belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669577
>M'lord
>Tips maid tiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669559
>Go to the lair
>Smack her upside the head so she cries
>Tell her that's what she gets for stealing pies, and not to do it again
>Collect reward
>If she behaves afterwards, go back and spend time with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669577
>Hipster Kikimora:
>uses lye soap, ironically
>leaves a chamber pot in your room
>disappointed that you don't use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669577
Not even the power of the hipster can ruin the Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669597
I don't think you'll be able to hurt her physically, seeing as how she's a Wurm.

But she would be susceptible to stern words and a lecture about how stealing is bad and how she's been naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669577
She's only allowed to call me lord when her and her maid army take over the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669606
The slap would probably make her cry even if it doesn't actually hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669621
>Anon slaps Wurm
>She starts crying, he gives her a lecture
>She admits she was wrong and apologizes, he hugs her to make her feel better
>He goes outside
>Does this but with his hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9j3heYZAk8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669573
Is it true that inside of a Kiki's broom is hidden a sword with great cleaning powers called the Kikiblade?

She's going to clean her master's worries, one slash at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669637
Only the chunni ones have those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669637
No, that's a myth. A sword-broom as inferior both as a broom and as a sword, and nothing can be allowed to interfere with a Kiki's cleaning abilities.

Instead they carry specialized weapons secreted on their persons at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a kiki when she isn't expecting it and get stabbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669653
I want to search a Kikimora's body for weapons and other harmful objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669662
If anything, she'd be the one getting stabbed...or at the very least, poked.

>>13669667
That moment when it looks like the cavity search might have caused her to spring a leak down there.

[Anonymous No.]

get home from work
house not clean at all
find book on nightstand
>How to Discipline Naughty Maids: Volume I

yfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669697
>"i think she trying to tell me something but i just can't put my finger on it oh well better start cleaning sense she isn't going to"
>throws book into trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669670
I want to put my hands in my Kikis shoulders while i tell her with a stern face that for the security of the house i need to search her cavities for any and all weapons she might conceal within body, i will enforce cooperation with headpats while i tell her to spread her legs with a serious face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669713
God bless this man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669713
>"Today was fucking horrible, I don't have the energy to ask her what the deal is, I'm just going to go to sleep and hope tomorrow goes better"
>She comes looking for him a half hour later
>Finds him asleep, splayed out above the covers with his clothes still on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669601
Hipster or an old style Kiki would be neat. I'd imagine some immortal Kikimora that is stuck in the past and somehow never got married or found the right one.
With grey feathers, an 18th century era dress, a healthy body and an older, but lively and serious look. She would be quite a sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669713

following week
get home from work trip
house is clean, but everything is wrapped in tinfoil
find book on nightstand
>How to Discipline Naughty Maids: Volume II

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669727
When you say immortal Kikimora i automatically think that a Maid Goddess exist, the patron deity of all Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

Nee hee hee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669732
>wrapped in tinfoil
What a nice girl, protecting all my shit from Mindlfayers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669740
I want her to whisper the lewdest things she can think of in my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669732
>"well at least she cleaned this time guess i'll throw all this fucking tinfoil and this book"
>yell "GETTING REAL TRIED OF YOUR SHIT KIKI"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669734
>The Goddess of maids
>Cannot be beaten in her ability to clean, dust and perform lewd poses.
>secretly praised by all Kikimora's, hoping to receive a blessing to help them find a man.
>Actually became a god at cleaning because she has a deadly allergy to dust mites.
>The lewd poses are just something she taught would be fun to do and picked up along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669740
I want to get into a prank war with a Cheshire by throwing a bucket of ice cold water on her as she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669740
Nyoho hoho.
Part 7 animated never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669755
I want to personally coach my Kiki in her training for the next Maid Olympics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669518
>>13669514
how the fuck do wurms have thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669766
Magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669763
How is Part 3 faring in its BD sales? I didn't hear many good things about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669740
Just sit on my face already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669769
The BD's for the second part of Stardust Crusaders are at about 20K right now I believe.
Studio wants to do part 4 and beyond but Warner Brothers hasn't given them permission yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669774

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669754
doing some errands on a weekend
get home
entire bedroom is filled with balloons
find book on nightstand
>Disciplining Naughty Maids: A Visual Dictionary
there's a pair of moistened panties being used as a bookmark
the marked page is a diagram showing a stylized kikimora tied to a bench, spread eagle, followed by a chart of vegetable varieties suitable to use for sexual penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669779
How does Warner Bros have the licensing rights to JoJo's Bizarre adventures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669786
>"ok one fuck these balloons i can't take two steps with out poping one and two the fuck with this book"
>throw book out window hit slutubus flying by knocking her out
>"fuck that fucking maid services and they're air tight documents on "no returns" fuck this i'll clean this shit tomorrow"
>head to bed, lock door, masturbate out of frustration

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669780
Can't I just clench the pillow and we use the other hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669794
They've got distribution rights.
Can't really make an anime if the company that's supposed to be making the BD's won't agree to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669786
How I haven't already tapped her is beyond me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669809
>Wanting to suck a Cheshire's peen
You're alright anon. You're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669786
>using something wet as a bookmark
That's coming out of her pay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669815
Because you're a dense MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669813
If it's profitable they could just get a competing distribution company to pick it up or am I being naive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669830
I think it's a contract thing, can't just pack up and find somewhere else without both parties agreeing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669834
If Warner Bros isn't giving permission wouldn't that be a breach of contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669817
>>13669815
>>13669804
come home from work the following day
find book on kitchen counter
>DISCIPLINING NAUGHTY MAIDS: For DUMMIES
there's a handwritten note inside the cover
>"ANON-
>FUCK ME
>-KIKI <3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669841
>"ANON-
>FUCK ME
>-KIKI <3"

A'ight. But what does the book have to do with all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669841
You know, reading that made me realizing something kind of amusing.
If that ever happened, my immense distrust of others, fear of intimacy, and total self loathing would make me assume it was a joke or meant for someone else.
Even if MGs were real, I'd still be hopeless. Fancy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669841
>throw book away
>find her
>hand her a note
>it say "no now clean my fucking house -anon"
>walk away
>go to room
>lock door and shit post on mgg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be part of a primitive tribe of men that worships a wurm girl as a goddess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669838
Depends on the terms. If they have full discretion then no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669848
>She pouts and begrudgingly cleans the house
>Muffled sounds of "faggotcat" and "fuck off my board" as she walks past anon's room
>She shakes her head and keeps cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669862
Fair enough. Thanks for answering my questions to help me understand the situation better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669841
Is that a penis or a butt by her name?

>>13669846
As far as Kikis go, yeah. Doesn't help that you're the one who's supposed to take the initiative in lewd manners... ...unless you're overly lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669864
>Whispers under her breath Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669857
>god demands her icecream
>tribe panics and sends their best warriors to find this "icecream"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669864
good at least she's doing her job now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669864

>mindflayer out of nowhere
>plants desires to fuck kikis in anon
>anon fucks his meido till the break of dawn

And everyone was happy, the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669841
>Business Kiki
She's getting dicked on the copy machine after work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669894

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669894
ETCH

[Anonymous No.]

Surely Monstergirls wouldn't bother you while at work right? Bolting jet fuel-proof steel beams is kinda tricky, especially if you're at the top of the construction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669917
>Monstergirls wouldn't bother you while at X
If you have a penis, you can never escape.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers ruin all discussion.

Remove Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669917
That's women's work.
Women who are functionally invulnerable and can lift a car.
Men should be at home preparing meals for the daughteru, providing early "learning" opportunities as a schoolteacher, or in a safe branch of the medical profession.
They're simply too valuable and delicate.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers enhance all discussion.

Love Mindflayers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669917

But Anon Jet______________________

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669924
>safe branch of the medical profession.
Is there even a not safe branch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669920
>>13669925
shit!
Mindflayers work fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669917
>Tower going up
>You're at the top
>Head down, focused on your work
>"Hi!"
>JESUS FUCK!
>Oh, just a Harpy
>"What'cha doin'?"
>"My job"
>"Is it fun?"
>"It's my job"
>"Oh, want to have fun?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669925
No.

Remove Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669930
I want to wrestle a Harpy while in freefall

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669928
Anything working with radiation or highly virulent diseases, I'd guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669927
Would Suzu be a Baphomet or a Hinezumi?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suMM1tp-BCM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669932
Disregard that.

I meant: love Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669928
Probably the MG equivalent of battlefield medicine or paramedic/ER work with the aforementioned unstoppable walking tanks.
It's dangerous to try to work on someone who could punch your head off if they're thrashing around in pain.
Or if you have to try to move them.
That's what the strong MG first responders are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669930
>Tower
>Its just a giant dick
>Like every single other sky scraper
>Or Heaven Fuckers as they're called now
>>13669934
Yeah but they take a lot of precautions there for a reason. A lot of times dealing with people is more dangerous to your health than viruses.
>>13669938
Well fine, then I'll just be a human only paramedic like if monster girls didn't even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669937
No.

Remove Mindflayers, they're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669936
She hates being small so definitely not bapho
Maybe something normally medium to large and fairly prideful

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Mindflayer penetrated your mind only to find herself suddenly overwhelmed with nothing but your thoughts about how much you love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669941
Yes.

Love and cherish Mindflayers, they're wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669938
Are you kidding? Men would be at the forefront of every military because monster girls are so averse to harming men.
They'd think it's the perfect plan to ensure no one gets hurt.
Then the men start butchering each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669941
No.

Remove Pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669951
Wurm, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669950
>Either you let us kill each other or we'll band together, kill you, then go back to killing each other
I unironically love humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669949
No.

>>13669951
I will shit on your desk.

If you do not have a desk I will buy you one and then shit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669948
Sloppy, passionate sex, marriage, Mindflayer daughterus probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669960
Oh, well then, thanks for the desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669951
I will fucking murder you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669951
Good.

Waffles are the master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669964
No can do, buddy. I've got my anti murder force field on 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669969
I'm more of a french toast kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Take mindflayers to the movies.
They will pay for popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669975
>Women
>Ever paying for anything.

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

"Fresh milk, Anons! Get your fresh milk here! We're running a special, 2 bottles for $4 but quantities are limited!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669974
You are my friend, French toast a best.
Just needs bigger servings compared to pancakes and waffles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669975
>They will pay for popcorn
>Implying they wont mindflay the person and get everything for free.
>>13669983
>quantities are limited!"
Bull, there's clearly more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669243
Am I too late for my free oppai loli?

>>13669653
I like to headcanon my kikis with various "tools" hidden in their garters. They a'ways get pissy when you feel up their thighs unexpectedly because they're afraid you might feel their Glock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669974
Still better than pancakes, so you're ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669988
>They a'ways get pissy when you feel up their thighs unexpectedly because they're afraid you might feel their Glock.
Why'd you have to write that anon. You know exactly what I'm thinking right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669983
what kind of milk we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669987
She just needs a little time to fill up more bottles if she sells out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669988
>"Glock"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669983
I want to use her as my packmule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669994
>You know exactly what I'm thinking right now.
Wondering why a maid would need to carry explosives around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670005
>glock
>explosives
Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669994
Eww Anon, you're such a perv!

>>13670005
If I've learned nothing else from Black Lagoon it's the effectiveness of hidden dress explosives.

>>13670006
surely you're familiar with the Glocknade meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669983
Well, I've never been one to turn down strawberry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670002
I want her to carry my cock in her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669974
Wait
What kind?
What do you put on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669995
"We have whole milk of course. I've been traveling and spending a lot of time in the sun so it has a good helping of Vitamin D. There's also a variety with strawberry notes, based on, well, my diet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670011
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Will-o'-the-wisps were believed to appear at midsummer night, particularly to finders of the mythical "fern in bloom" and possessors of the "fern seed", marking a treasure.

Well, time to run around fields naked. It's Midsummer, it's only natural here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670007
>Eww Anon, you're such a perv!
I don't see how that's a problem, especially here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669988
It's never too late for oppai lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670011
I'll take a dozen bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Pat her on the head and watch her antennae stand up
[ ] Rub the tum-tum until her peepers turn to hearts
[ ] Jam it in the fluff tunnel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669983
How much does it cost if I want to drink straight from the tap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670010
You're going to call me a pleb but I like it best the way my mom makes it. Lightly butter the skillet. Mix in a bowl two eggs, half cup of milk, half stick of melted butter, two tablespoons sugar, and one tablespoon brown sugar. Take white bread and soak each side in the mix. Don't let soak too long. Fry them in the skillet until golden brown and that nice eggy consistency is textured to the outside. Can throw some powdered sugar on it to be fancy but I usually don't keep that around the apartment so I just eat it with maple syrup or clover honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670029
>>13670011
I'm buying all her milk and feeding it to a hobgoblin to create the oppaiest of oppai lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670032
[X] All of the above at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670020
Well, there are certain KINDS of perversion that get you ridiculed even here.

>>13670035
She's already imbalanced, Anon! If you give her more she won't be able to walk and she'll need to depend on her thoroughly amazed underlings to carry around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670033
"Uh-umm, that offer isn't available, until after-hours. And preferable somewhere secluded."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670042
I can wait. I can also provide accommodations if you are so inclined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669988
>Anon has been getting playful with Kiki lately
>Just a matter of time
>She's bending over dusting a shelf when Anon feels up her thighs from behind
>"Guess who!"
>Kiki suddenly feels something hard pressing against her inner thigh
>It's her pistol
>Her master's hand freeze for a moment then quickly withdraw
>She finds him standing behind her stunned, face pale
>He wont meet her eyes
>"Uh, sorry, I didn't...I mean, I...m-my bad."
>He walks away, leaving Kiki confused by his reaction
>After that day he is a lot more distant and polite
>Always talking about how he's an open-minded person
>How it isn't the body that matters, it's what's on the inside that counts
>He doesn't touch her any more, and does let her see him naked either
>When she confronts him about it he says he's not judging, that's just not his thing
>Tells her about this great surgeon he knows
>hfw she realizes he thinks she has a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670036
You get one (1) free Yeti wife and she'll force you to move to the top of the Alps so you can never leave without her pawsie-wawsie warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669941
I'll take them off your hands, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670040
I will whole heatedly take car of her, becoming her personal chauffeur and right hand.
I hope she enjoys being carried princess style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670048
I definitely want to see the conclusion to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670050
A Yeti and a pile of Alps? A compelling offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670034
My way is pretty similar. Soak bread in eggs+milk, fry in skillet, cinnamon and sugar on top after

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670054
But anon, the Alps are a bunch of cold ice princesses! How do you plan to thaw them out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670048
Anon why would a penis be on the outside of her thigh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670006
>Glock
>Not the evolution of C4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670048
This is why you don't Mexican carry.

>She realizes he thinks she has a penis
>Keeps trying to broach the subject again, but he avoids it
>Eventually gets so frustrated she lifts her dress and flashes him, turgid (with oil) maid Glock, garters and all
>Master immediately tries to give her her wallet and begs her not to hurt him
>"God dammit, master."
>Meido drags her master to the range, makes him handle her Glock until it's empty. Repeatedly.
>They now go to the range every Sunday
>Turns out cleaning master's spent casings is surprisingly fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670058
Oh, not him but can I take one of the Alps for myself? I want to cuddle a cold hearted ice queen Alp and rub our noses together for eskimo kisses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670032
>[X] All of the above + cuddly nap afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670059
>Kiki suddenly feels something hard pressing against her inner thigh
>inner thigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670058
Oiled back rubs, ear nibbling and flapjacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670059
Its just that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670054
The Alps are full of dead, frozen alps wandering in the snow in skimpy clothing, and your Yeti waifu refuses to hug them because they aren't males any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670063
>afraid of guns
Immersion ruined, I'm not a faggot. Well not that kind of faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670072
Turns out she's actually a Mindflayer and the reason for all the Alps in the first place. You're next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670074
>Immersion ruined, I'm not a faggot.
YOU don't have to be, those posts were written in third person, not second. You not being a soccer mom doesn't mean he can't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670076
Jokes on her, I want a warm, fluffy Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670053
it involves embarrassment and a strap-on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670080
But I like to self insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670072
>undead Alps in skimpy clothing
The place sounds better by the minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670081
But you're still going to be a cold, lonely Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670052
>Anon princess carrying an ultra breasted hobgoblin while her underlings clap and cheer her on.
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670084
Ruined.

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670064
Enjoy not being cuddled back. Her tail would still wag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670050
but I live by the Rocky Mountains and I don't want to move

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670085
I'm trying to decide if I should be disappointed in you or not right now. I'm leaning yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670085
Is self inserting what you mean by that kind of faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670087
But for a brief moment, I get to be the comfiest man on Earth before my frozen doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670098
>>13670100
When did self-insterting become bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670103
You misinterpret my meaning. Do you like to insert into yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670103
When it stops you from enjoying stories that don't have generic protagonists or people that only hold to your views. Or rather, the problem comes when you MUST insert. You lack imagination, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670105
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670048
>She keeps trying to explain things to him but he deftly dodges the subject every time it comes up
>She starts arranging for him to see her naked but his aversion to boipussy is strong and he always manages to turn away or close his eyes at the last moment
>With her options running out she gets desperate
>She comes into his room one night when he's reading wearing only her stockings and her maid cap
>He immediately closes his eyes and starts babbling
>She begs him to look at her but he refuses, telling her he doesn't like her in that way
>She decides to make him feel the truth, and jumps on top of him
>He thrashes wildly and escapes but with his eyes sealed shut he can't get far
>She eventually corners him
>The excitement of the struggle and years of sexual frustration cause her to go to far and she ends up raping him
>When it's over she apologizes and asks him if he understands now
>He jumps up and takes off
>Runs through the hallways naked from the waist down, crying hysterically, convinced he just lost his virginity to a trap maid's asshole

[Anonymous No.]

I want to alp after an ushi oni rapes me through the floor, only for the ushi-oni to track me down months later and tearfully confess that I got her pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670107
Nevermind. Far too innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670108
After all that struggle how could he not-feel her non existant penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670110
Tell her she got herself pregnant, then make out consensually with my vanilla elf girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670108
This motherfucker needs the shit kicked out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670123
Are you seriously this upset over a story?

Man that's sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670128
No? It's just a logical observation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670108
This guy is too dense to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670108
This nigga...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670108
>he doesn't want to loose his virginity to a trap maid's asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670148
>loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670148
>you will never have a reverse trap maid that hides her monster bits through magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670149
Well, he'd be loosing his virginity into its asshole, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669960
Yes.

Cuddle the Mindflayers and share your delectable lewd thoughts with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670156
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670157
Yes. Let the cute Mindflayers into your heart and mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670152
>tfw she now looks like a purple-skinned boy
Congratulations, you got yourself caught.
What's the next step in your grand pyramid scheme?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a mindflayer a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670160
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670164
I do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670166
Eventually. Mindflayer love finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670173
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670166
He wasn't asking, anon. It was more of a warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670173
Its not love when they have to force it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670163
Keep in mind that that shit could only work with monstergirls that are VERY magically inclined, so I doubt the likes of a Werewolf or Werebat will take up classes from an Echidna or some shit.

On that subject, could a Werewolf or Werebat have access to certain magic powers provided they gain the knowledge for them? A Werebat with the ability to shoot fireballs would be rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670164
I want to give a mindflayer cute mindflayer daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670168
I mean if you are nice why would she want to mess with your mind. Most Mindflayers are probably perfectly normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670164

ía ía R'lyeh ftaghn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670177
Perhaps. Most probably don't since they don't have the opportunities to learn anything along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670181
this is America speak American

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670183

No fuck you this is R'lyeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670177
Most monsters and humans are only limited in abilities or power levels by lack of opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670183

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670218
>>13670211
fuck I hit my own post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670218
Is America-Chan a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669496
lol, exactly, all his plotting and it totally backfires in a hilarious way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670227

If she's an embodiment/Avatar of something she might as well be. We American Gods logicing this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670108
>Kiki finds Anon in the garden the next day, attending a small memorial service
>A group of Anon's closest friends and a few of the other employees stand with heads bowed before a headstone in the shape of a penis
>It's labeled Pedro
>A priest reads off a poem entitled 'A lament to lost manhood'
>Anon sits a little apart from the others on a bench, with a stack of books next to him
>Kiki reads the titles as she approaches; the first is "So You're an Alp: What Next?"
>Anon looks at peace but there are unshed tears in his eyes
>Kiki decides enough is enough
>She walks over to stand in front of Anon
>When he looks up dully and greets her she lifts her skirt and pulls down her underwear, then grabs his head with both hands and holds his eye lids open with her thumbs
>"Look! Look, dammit! I'm a woman!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670232
>Anon's face is blank for a moment but then he smiles sadly and nods
>"I see. Congratulations."
>"Con-, what?"
>"It's what you always wanted, isn't it? It still hasn't hit me, yet." He glaces over at his books.
>Something snaps in Kiki's mind and she punches Anon in the gut with all her might
>He coughs and falls backward off the bench
>"NO, YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKER! I'm a woman! I've always been a woman! I've never had a penis, what you felt was my fucking gun!"
>She pulls her gun out of its holster and empties it into the air
>"MY GUN!"
>She points to the holster hanging from her inner thigh, visible thanks to her panties still being down around her knees
>"Oh," is her master's response. He is staring at her with a blank face
>So is everyone else
>Not really surprising considering she is flashing her privates while firing a gun in public
>She slowly turns crimson as she puts her gun away and fixes her clothing
>"Why do you have a gun?"
>She looks up at her master's questioning face. "You know, to protect you."
>"From what?"
>"Eh? Well, thieves or the like?" She thinks for a moment about her maid training. "Mostly monsters that might try to assault you, I guess."
>"Monsters that might try to assault me."
>"Right."
>"..."
>"Oh. Oooohhh."
>He continues to stare at her in silence
>"Am I fired?"

And then Anon was kidnapped by Vampire Ninjas and the Kiki went on an epic quest to save him. The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670227
Imagine she is little blue then she is a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670237
>Kunoichi Vampires
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670218
Hey America, tell everyone about how Canadians burned down your white house that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670237
>Vampire Kunoich

This looks like a call for El Santo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670242
That was the brits, the people who did it were from Britain. also God punished them with a tornado that put out the fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670242
>Canadians
It was the British, and the wrathful hand of god kicked their asses back into the sea right after

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670237
>vampire ninjas
Do they keep calling Anon a piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdfcKBuKjY0

[Anonymous No.]

I want to arm myself to the teeth and rampage up a tower filled with gangster monstergirls to confront a black harpy in a final battle, one that will leave the harpy dead and me dying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670242
>>13670247
>>13670248
Also, the reason the Brits burned DC is revenge for the Americans burning the Canadian parliament building, which they did because they were pissed about the Brits fucking with their shipping.

The yanks got their asses kicked a few times but then the Brits tried to take New Orleans and Andrew Jackson beat them all to death with his penis and ate their commander. Then he and his pirate+nigger army went out and raped some Indians to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670275
Historically accurate/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670275
Hey I bet if we asked Canadians they would let us burn it down again, also they were taking our sailors and after the war they stopped, so we won

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670278
Just make sure that the douche in charge doesn't get out, and you can dump napalm on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670275
I love history

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dress my Dragon Waifu in patriotic colors as we fly over the Canadian border and laugh at Canadicucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670275

>TFW live near DC
>TFW they give me the reasoning that the roads are so fucking stupidly laid out around DuPont Cicle and Jackson Circle and somesuch was to confuse our enemies during the Civil War
>TFW five way intersections because REASONS

Joke all you want, but that city is a shit hole.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cheese tease a giant Mouse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670283
Enjoy being assaulted by canadian geese harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670280
how about the rest of the city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670283
Hey that's not nice eh, there's plenty of nice moose girls up there, just don't go near Quebec

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670283

You do that, it'll give us something to shoot at with our cheap slavshit and chinkshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670288
>Mock them
>Lure them into America past the Canadian border
>Curbstomp their shit
USA USA USA USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670264
What the fuck did i just see?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a FOB Russian Kiki to be my maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670299
I want a Spetsnaz Russian Kiki to be my maid and bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670285
I want to have a mouse lick cheese sauce off my naked body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670285
I want to cover her body in spray cheese and throw up all over the place because spray cheese is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670313
>spray cheese
Ameri-kun pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670240
I love that artist, he draws the best sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670313
too sexy anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670307
I want an ex-spetznaz junkie to be my maid and protector.
Her body covered in scars and her iron muscled body ripe for belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be loved by a Jabberwock + Mindflayer Hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670320
*Jinko
Goddamn auto correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670320
I want my maid to engage the hostiles with extreme prejudice.

>tfw you will never be kidnapped by a terrorist organization only for your ex-spetznaz Kikimora to rescue you at gunpoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670320
But Anon, there is no EX-Spetznaz.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date an alraune that leaks hard cider from her nipples!

[Anonymous No.]

It's that time again, the time to tenderly cuddle Wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670285

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670361
Pede-chan, what happened to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670361
>cuddling a centipede

Legit disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670361
There's something ominous about this picture

[Anonymous No.]

Join MGC Pest Control they said.
It pays well they said.
You'll get to meet lots of cute girls they said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670335
>She keeps her uniform and weapons in a locker she never lets you see the inside of.
>You think it's because of all weapons in there (you swore you saw an RPG) but really it's because she has a wedding ring she hasn't had the courage to propose with yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670367
Something bugs you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670288
We're allowed to kill six a day during season in Independencestan. They behave down here because they know there are consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670367
Have you not sen the videos of what happens with mice and invertebrate predators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670373
Yes and it usually doesn't end well
Ever
For both parties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670368
Well, it's not like they lied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670371
Charon I swear to god

[Anonymous No.]

>You see monstergirls come out of vents in droves and droves.
>The world instead of fighting, adopts an instant peace treaty with the new race, in order to foster relations.
>Tough shit, Anon, when it's the 80s era that they come in.

How do you deal with these new funky fresh waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670288
I can't believe we STILL don't have a drawing of a canadian goose harpy.

Pic not related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670368
>Three Skeleton Key but with large mice

help

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting vermin and start posting /v/ermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670379
>we STILL don't have a drawing of a canadian goose harpy
Good
GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670378
Men In Black.

But with Monster Girls instead of Aliens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXHeuRMc6ak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670386
You know what, a writefag needs to make this already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670379
evil cunts dont deserve art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670383
Your neet is wimpy and probably can't protect your smile. I raise you my dragon neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670383
I want to see a loli Wurm slice up an Ice Cream truck while shouting "RULES OF NATURE", which alerts other loli MGs to swarm the now vulnerable contents of the truck.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl NEETs are the best, I want to marry one and be her daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670394
Dragon NEET doesn't have a bushy tail I can brush/cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670394
I want to deliver pizza to a NEET Dragon on a regular basis. I would make light conversation with and her she would stutter and drop her spaghetti before giving me a gem or a few ancient gold coins for a tip and blurting out a 'T-thanks'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670403
>Dragons giving a part of their hoard out as a tip
Immersion broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670398
She sleeps 13 hours a day and will hug you tighter if you try to squirm out, and her small apartment is a mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670401
I bet she's all gross and smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670407
How else does a NEET Dragon pay for pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670394
If gazers are anywhere near as strong as D&D beholders she can petrify or disintegrate someone with a glance

or just kill them instantly if she doesn't feel like being fancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670407
>>13670414
It's not her real hoard. Just treats and gifts from family and such. "What a Dragon should have" they say.

The real hoard is her games and anime collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670416
So anyone with a gay pink ribbon of status immunity and 50% elemental damage reduction can make them completely harmless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670414
With gold and gems from HER MOM'S hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670414
she convinced MGC she has autism and gets a monthly check

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670413
Well duh, that's the whole point of a NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670414
She invested her hoard instead of keeping it around & lives off of the interest & royalties from it. 'Why have all of this money if you aren't going to do anything with it?' she said. 'Rather do someting useful than just roll around in it or watch it gather dust.'

Her mom was not happy at her giving away treasure that had been in their family for generations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670432
Would would you want to stick it in a gross smelly nerd? Can't you fuck a jock instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670432
Everytime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYbIspFbv4

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670413
>>13670432
>NEET Onee-san Komodo Girl
Lewd as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670440
What? An Oni or Minotaur dudebro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670444
I'll be frank here; I find the face really off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670440
>not wanting to sniff her smelly NEET pantsu
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670446
I want some of that muscle milk. Do you think drinking it you get sick gains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670448
Why? I like it, nice touch on the cow pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670455
It would be like a magic protein shake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670444
Loen, why did you upload a black picture?
Actually, why is everything so dark all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670450
She smells like sweat, microwaved burritos, mountain dew, and old masturbation. She would have to force me before my face gets anywhere near her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670461
>smells of sweat and cum
>not inhaling deeply
Check yourself before you alp yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670457
Loen's new direction with faces and all just looks like he went downhill. His earlier works didn't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670446
Now this is one cow I would milk for all she's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670463
>sweat and cum
>Inhaling cum soaked panties
Anon are you an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670463
Only if she paid me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670446
She looks like she's about to flex right out of her top, and I wish I could be there to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670470
>She looks like she's about to flex right out of her top
She does in the next few pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670468
Its her cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670463
>>13670468
Anons! Anons! You're both pretty, pretty alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670475
Unless she's a futa you shouldn't call it cum.
Women don't produce anything other than a vaginal lubricant when masturbating or "orgasming". To call it cum would be a misnomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670473
Do you have link? I'm assuming it's Matsu's, but he just has pages of E3 junk on his page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670479
Not that I disagree but "femcum" has been a popular term around here for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670479
Girlcum? Ladyjizz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670479
grule

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670479
What a backward dork. I bet you also never call genitals sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670485
>Popular term here for a long time
Anon don't bullshit me. Regardless, he didn't even use the term "femcum" so it pointless either way.
In its noun form it's a slang term for Semen, and he's using the exact word in its noun form.
Case closed, end of discussion, he needs to use a more proper word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670488
SheSplooge?

[Anonymous No.]

Which job would be best to avoid a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670494
You're really taking this seriously, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670495
Lady liquid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670483
Go to his archive, you should be able to find it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13667475
Vet Saloons?
No, fluffy tails.

Florist Shop?
No, dryads.

Tech Support?
No, you talk with another person.

Monster girls make anything a dating service.... Drone Pilot? You just sit in a control room.

Miner?
Factory Labourer?
Lumber Jack?
Farmer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670496
What setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670494
First guy to use it a lot was Bob back in Truckercore. And it caught on. So yeah, over a year at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670479
>read hentai
>girl says "i'm gonna cum"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670504
how about modern, I want to make money but not get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670498
People using the wrong words for things bother me greatly.
Like Tusktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670444
I'm gonna praise her all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend an old War Vet Monster Girl and try to help rehabilitate her into society, and eventually fall in love with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670502
>Miner?
Pic related.
>Factory Labourer?
Golem?
>Lumber Jack?
Cuddly grizzlies.
>Farmer?
Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670499
she skeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670506
That's the verb form, you idiot.

>>13670505
A year is not that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670502
>Miner
You'll have a dwarf mine boss & minotaur co-workers
>Lumberjack
You'd be dealing with elf protesters that rape you to stop deforestation
>Factory Labourer
You'll be the one building all the new robot waifus
>Farmer
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670508
Some work-at-home job then. And keep your house clean. And keep your house warded. And the doors locked. And the windows boarded. And everything trapped.

You bore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670506
What he's saying is cum as slang for the event of orgasm is not the same as cum for the fluid. And he is actually right. I just ignore you guys when you misuse words though. Happens like ten times a thread, especially when you can tell somebody picked up a thesaurus for a flowery description.

If we picked on every one of those, shit, we'd never talk about anything else. Only the most retarded examples get singled out, like tusks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670514
>>13670518
hey if he only grows crops and has no cattle then he is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670496
Female sterilization surgeon. Literally irrational horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670517
Relativism. It's longer than these threads have been on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670522
>troll notices his green thumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670522
>He thinks he's safe
>ON A FARM
LaughingAliensFromABlownUpWorld.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670502
>Drone Pilot
Perhaps. Though don't those control rooms often have multiple people in them at once? Nothin' stopping one of your co-workers from being an MG.

Miner? You'd stumble across Earth Elementals. Them Gnomes'll get you.

Factory Laborer seems like it'd be solitary enough.
Lumber Jack you'd be in even more danger from Plant Girls than a Florist.

Farmer was already discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670525
And the amount of time the thread has been on this board matters how? It's still the same people as when we were on /a/ for over 4-5+ years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670496
Abortion doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670529
>Implying the drone won't become a monster girl and fire a hellfire missile of love into Anon's heart.
And home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670514
>"We dug too greedily, and too deep..."
>"And that kids is How I Met Your Mother."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670527
can't get me I;m in the middle of nowhere
>>13670528
sounds pretty safe if your drive way is multiple miles long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670522
>only keep chickens
>hungry youko tries to take some

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670535
>can't get me I;m in the middle of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670536
well if I live in the flat plains would one be around?

[Anonymous No.]

What if Farmer Anon hires a bunch of alps to alpdruck his livestock so hard they'll be too exhausted to rape him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670539
They would have to find me and actually go to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670541
>Flat plains
Sounds like a likely place for Manticores. I suggest moving to a more foresty and obscure location as Dryads are far to docile and lazy to be a bother to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670535
>He thinks being in the middle of nowhere = safety
Alright gentlemen, place your bets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670535
>can't get me I'm in the middle of nowhere

They will look for you, they will find you, and they will fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670496
Paladin or priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670530

>Oh no, something has been a thing for a whole 25% of the thread's life on multiple boards and longer than this one
>Doesn't count

A year is plenty enough length of time to call long, especially when talking about the constant parade of fads and memes that's op culture on the internet.

Hell, it's over 1% of your life.

Look man, I think it's stupid. I think buttslut is stupid. But it doesn't change that it's been in use for a good while and will likely stay awhile yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670535
>can't get me I;m in the middle of nowhere
Perfect place for a sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670547
>forests
>not filled with kakuen, grizzlies, and oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670552
Paladins would frequently force you around monsters and such.
You want something like a Temple Knight, since it's their job to hold down the fort/church/be the blue coats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670547
But I love my flat lad, and Can't be that many Manticores so I'd be safe
>>13670548
>>13670549
If they don't know I exist then can't find me
>>13670554
No sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670557
>Baphomet leads the charge against your temple
Good job onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670558
>If they don't know I exist then can't find me
I give you half a year maximum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670558
If you're out in the middle of nowhere you'll need to either be near a large body of water or dig a well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670558
>No sand
Then the earthworm subspecies. Also monster girls can sense virgin dick anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670557
>>13670560

Being a wizard is kind of a job become one of those. If any monster tries to rape you just teleport away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670561
Have you no faith?
>>13670563
Yeah a nice well would work for water.
>>13670564
well maybe the earthworm will stay in the earth and not come out of the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670553
I honestly haven't seen it even used very much at all throughout this year, so I find it hard to believe it's been in good use at all especially since Bob used it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670569
You've never seen Tremors have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670569
>Have you no faith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670569
>digging
Make sure not to disturb those mole girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670560
>Blue Coats
Silly Baphomet The Red Coats are the ones who are dealt with first while us Blue coated Temple Knights survive.
Not to mention we also have better gear and stats than Paladins do, as well as have access to Holy Sword Skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670571
uh no I haven't, maybe I could plant some trees
>>13670572
I could do it m8
>>13670573
doesn't have to be a wide hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670575
>uh no I haven't
Yup, unless you're friends with Kevin Bacon you're getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670575
Lookie here boys. We've got ourselves a comedian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670570

>femcum 37 results
>girlcum 36 results
>"girl cum" 50 results

Compare to
>faggotcat 27 results

Thus sayeth the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670574
>we also have better gear and stats than Paladins do

That just makes you even more appealing to the baphomet because they look for strong husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670578
>37
This from just /jp/, or is it the sum of both /jp/ and /a/?
Because if it's the latter then it's really not that much of a use over one year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670578
I'm surprised that the archive still has most of its materials intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670576
I think I have a low enough Bacon number?
>>13670577
But I really do think I could do it, all I need is some internet to entertain me and I could live on that farm

[Anonymous No.]

This insomnia is killing me. How much does it cost to rent a dormouse as a daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670582
Just /jp/ of course which makes it more like nine and a half months. /a/ would increase the numbers greatly but you can go do that yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670578
>>13670582
Also, what is the context of those posts? Because if I remember correctly, the whole "femcum" thing sounds like it was meant for his futa character and not a regular female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670586
You're gonna have to talk to nyan about that, I'm just one of the milkmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670588
Already told you the context, which is just vaginal lube. But feel free to go dig through all that yourself. The posts are self-evident. I need to get back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670585
>internet
Smelly NEET pussy/spoiler].

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670576
Fuck Bacon.

Michael Gross best buddy master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670594
yeah but those kind would be to lazy to get off the computer to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670571
>Tremors

Graboid Girls WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670592
From what I just dug through, it is mostly about vaginal lube.
Also the amount of uses for it jump greatly on /a/, but it wasn't just our thread who used it so we can't really count that unless we sift through them. Usage also dropped after its enormous boon when Bob was more active, showing his stories affected the usage of it to a degree.
Anyway, our rambling and digging aside, I think "Femcum" would have been a better word to use for the one guy's earlier post instead of "Cum".

So to go back to the topic of what these thread's are about, you wanna rail a Wyvern's ass?

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>>13670514
>Pic related.
Is it possible to dig up a big booty troll, or would they all be above ground?

>>13670589
I for one have never been above a warm glass of milk.

you did wash your hands first, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670600
There's some terrible deviant-art tier vore versions that exist. Somebody posted them the last time this came up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670599
>implying NEET Tomokade wont trace your ip and hunt you down
>>13670600
Sandworms are close enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670604
yeah but it would be a long walk to my house, she would get bored half way through

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670580
As if they would pose a threat to high level Knights with top tier Knight Swords and super high quality armor permanently enchanted with Reflect to make the wearer normally untouchable by magic spells outside of summoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670602
>you did wash your hands first, right?
What do you take me for? A savage? Of course I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670605
>she would get bored half way through
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670608
I mean she would have to get of her computer for a while, can you expect her to have a phone if she has no friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670606
Baphomet have higher physical power than any other mg as well as pretty fucking good magic, not to mention all the hoards of witches and arch imps you'd have to defend against

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670604
>Sandworms are close enough
but graboids have tentacles and a convoluted life cycle that doesn't make sense fuck Tremors 3, assblaster are shit and would make a shit girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670611
Are you joking or are you just retardedly naive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670612
>Baphomet have higher physical power than any other mg
I'm sure they're still weaker physically to a Dragon, and magically to a Lilim.
They're more of the whole "I have high stats in both categories instead of just one so I am infinitely stronger because of versatility".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670615
no? I just think my plan would work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670616
>I'm sure they're still weaker physically to a Dragon
Check the profile
>>13670617
>any mg tiring when theres a virgin that needs to be raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670617
I want a mindflayer to find you and change your mind to welcome monsters to your farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668620
The fuck you talking about? Those are huge tits. You want some ten gallon milk jugs that are three times the size of her chest or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670620
How about I hide in my fraidy hole and wait for her to leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670620
>Baphomets are among the most powerful of monster girls , said to be both physically the strongest, and with the "most amazing vagina of all monsters".
The whole "Said to be" part of it makes it sound like nobody actually really knows and goes by rumors and gossip.
It also makes it sound like the Baphomet who did the interview stretched some things to make her and her kind superior.

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[Anonymous No.]

Baphomets and other loli ones are literally subspecies of monsters. Der Untermonstrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670616
>I'm sure they're still weaker physically to a Dragon

nope a baph would blow a dragon the fuck out in an arm wrestling contest and hold their own magically against a lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

I coax my waifu into waking up on a Saturday moring with tender kisses and sexual teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670622
You see the Holst in this picture? THOSE are huge tits, which that Ushi lacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>T-REX Kanojo enables monsterboys
Well, what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670625
You could say that about any monster really for all we know every single one of them could be weak as shit and only made themselves sound strong for the profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670633
We ignore them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670633
Monmusume and Hitomi have enabled monsterboys for ages, we can handle it. It seems only KC isn't allowed to do those, and not for entirely bad reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670632
Fair enough. I'm more the DFC to B cup type so I don't follow larger sizes as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670636
KC is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670637
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670634
That's actually very true.
We have no real example of their power outside of the DL breaking the CG's spine 98 ways to Sunday, but even that isn't very detailed.
For all we know Baphomets are actually very weak physically and have to use their magic to make them not so much of a pushover.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find delicious new Kraken image on the wiki
>Fucker who added it didn't put the source
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670635
>>13670636
It's even the annoying needs-to-die kind of monsterboy who turns people against each other. Holy shit I fucking hate this goddamn trope so much I'd just get up and leave Churio there and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670651
>human
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wrap my arms around a Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670651
If you pull her hat off will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670654
>Human
She just has delicious thick thighs for thigh fucking. Don't you like thighs? Besides, she can bring her Tentacles back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670654
Humans are better then MG anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670651
It seems that the tentacle-less Kraken is somewhat popular.
>>13670654
It's definitely a magical disguise that allows her to scout for a husband on land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670651
Filename on wiki suggests the source is Pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670627
That poor Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670613
There is no Tremors 3, only 1 and 4

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a Kraken while she hugs me all over with her tentacles and strokes my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670653
Don't worry, as soon as MC can get alone with the brat and has an alibi he'll teach him what hell is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670662
You can do so much to something before it begins to fight back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670667
But that orc is innocent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670668
It doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670666
This seems likely. We haven't seen him beat the shit out of any dinos yet, but he can do a number on humans just fine and this one's a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670666
Doesn't MC have sociopathic tendencies? He's a far cry from that anti-spiral doormat from Monster Musume.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Kraken that she's an awful, horrible person for destroying economies and livelihoods and wasting so much lumber, metal and cargo, and she needs to help those sailors do their jobs to pay back for all the damage she's caused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670671
>>13670672

Literally the last page of that chapter he shuts the kid down good.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna hug fluffy MGs with small breasts who are conscious about it and tell them I'm hugging them closer to the heart while doing my good Canadian duty and playing the Rush song of the same name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670653
I feel the need to point out this isn't so much a "Monsterboy" thing as an "Annoying little punk-ass kid" thing.

His being a Monsterboy is rather irrelevant to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670673
Kraken mount get! Kraken learned surf! What're you gonna name her, Anon? Will you wear a cool captain's outfit or your normal clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670674
Considering the MC is a badass, it's likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670632
HUGE FAT COW TATS
This Holst remake might buy me, unlike the profile pic. The face looks more feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub Kraken belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670679
I'm not really focusing on the monsterboy, just used the term to address the fucker for being the worst kind of trope in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never date a hobgoblin who tries way too hard to act like an ara ara monster because she thinks her breasts make her more mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670653
He's already pseudo-cucking the MC. Oh boy what done.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, who knew our resident Lilim was the town bicycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670698
Why does the Purple Guy get so much MG pussy? Don't they know what he did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670698
Is that enigma?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670698
Is that purple motherfucker from FN@F, or is that some new kind self-insert?

Also, it should be common knowledge that Mari is established as a turboslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670704
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670658
The fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670705
Yup, it's the Purple Guy.

Fetishes are weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670698
>there is someone out there who self-inserts as purple guy from a crappy game
Obviously same creep who commissioned this Anubis pic from .Less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668821
Well shit, now I know what to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670705

Pretty much the only lilims who aren't turbosluts and have names are the Queen of Hearts and Ilassa. The former has a husbando (supposedly) and the latter just seems like a prude in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670698
I hope you didn't honestly think that Mari was some sort of pur- I can't even finish that senetnce without laughing
I mean really? Mari? Pure? That's some comedy right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670702
>>13670705
>>13670709
>>13670711
>YFW we're already seeing FNAF shit and next is MLP and Sonic
M-Maybe the anime will save us?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to carry a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670688
>she insists her underlings/sisters are her kids for "MILF appeal"

[Anonymous No.]

which accent is best for a maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670711
I'm pretty sure he commissioned one other artist to do Purple Guy x Anubis. Forget which though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670713
Surprisingly enough, I don't think fodder-tier Lilims fall under the turbosluts, for all we know there may be a NEET among them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670716
Unlikely. Flip side of the thing growing in popularity.
Ignorance is the answer for us Anon. Ignorance is bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670702
>>13670703
>>13670705
>>13670711
>>13670709
>>13670716
It ain't Purple Guy. It's an "original" donut steel self-insert somebody made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670709
>>13670705
Its nice to know i can be a murdering psycho in MG land and still get some sweet lilim pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670721
Modern setting?

Hispanic/native Spanish speaker

Native origins of Kikimora?

Slavic

French Maid?

French of course.

[Anonymous No.]

So the blogspot got removed, anyone know the story behind it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670722
It must have been .Philippines, dude. I won't confuse his style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670729
FUCKING WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670723
Maybe. They're sex demons, and boss monsters. Even the NEET Lilim would be the NEET Queen or something. A one eyed man in the land of the blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670663
2 was alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670728
Ok so slav, which country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670730
The purple guy is a pinoy like .less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670729
Oh shit, it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670463

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good this gazer art actually looks? I mean, she's not hinezumi/jinko or rusalka , but damn if she isn't on my top ten now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670729
Well, will you look at that
What IS the story behind that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670727

Some sweet mangled, rotten, aids infested pussy yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670698
>A high-level succubus likes to fuck lots of people
And in other news, the sky gets dark at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670735
Russian if you want to go with something familiar. Polish if you want to go with the Polish immigrant stereotype.

Another interesting fact, though a bit unrelated

>The word kikimora may have derived from Udmurt (Finn-Ugric) word kikka-murt (compare Finnish Kikke Mörkö), meaning scarecrow (literally bag-made person), although other etymological hypotheses also exist. The OED links mora with the mare of nightmare, moreover, inconclusive linguistic evidence suggests that the French word cauchemar might have also derived from the same root.

But those groups aren't necessarily slavs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670739
I wouldn't mind seeing more stories that feature one.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub a Gazer's scalp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670663
>Hating on 2, the best in the series

Based Burt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670729
>>13670732
>>13670738
>>13670742
>LDR keeps charge of her own Blogspot incase ELH ever decdes to go on an autistic spergout again and delete everything
>She ends up doing exactly what he did
Is it that fucking hard to find someone who isn't autistic and put them in charge of keeping track of Monster Girl shit? Is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670729
Was LDR's one? Maybe she just got tired? It looked to me she was more dragging along with ELH's and didn't manage to become the primary.

>>13670737
Wha, no idea, just called the drawfag that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670655
while she pulls you closer to her, gently wrapping her hair around you and stroking your hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670745
Russian immigrant Kiki would be cute, I bet our first 4th of July together would be fun

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get high with a snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670743
All I want in life is to go around killing innocent monster girls and them coming home and fucking my lilim waifus rotten pussy. Is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670729
Could have been blogspot that did it. Blog hosting sites have weird, convoluted policies and extremely inconsistent enforcement. The other one is on wordpress so we don't have all our eggs in one basket at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670755
yes, and I would slowly move my hands up her back then rub her scalp and have both of us wrapped in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670753
>>13670754
Was this really what happened though? She didn't even say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670758
I want to get high with a wyvern. Tsundere aerial acrobatics sound like fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670750
>sandworms are dinosaurs now
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670756
Her species name must get her a lot of flak in Russia. Russia is a big country so it might just be dialectal, but I remember some anon from Siberia checking out MGE profiles (that was being posted on /int/ for some reason) and saying Kikimora was a slang term for an ugly or nasty woman where he was from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670698
She's taking it in the poopchute isn't she? I don't see how he could hit her bitch ditch from that angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670771
Purple penises work in mysterious ways. Don't question it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670770
well, shit that sounds sad. No wonder she came to America

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670765

That sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670770
Makes sense if you think about it. Their traditional appearance isn't exactly attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670771
>I don't see how he could hit her bitch ditch from that angle.
I know its mostly virgins here but seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670771
I think her leg is also messed up looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670746

Stories that feature gazer or rusalka? Because I was really liking Greyguard until the mc decided to start putting his dick in everything that moves. But that's my gripe, doesn't stop it from being well written or enjoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670781
>putting his dick in everything that moves
Was my 'celibacy for decades surrounded by sexy monsters will only drive you mad' excuse too shallow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670770
>Kikimora was a slang term for an ugly or nasty woman where he was from
Pretty much true. Not commonly used though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670785
Not him, but do you intend to do anything more with that Incubus story?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a kiki a head pat and then go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670791
I want to have a tickle fight with a kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670793
i want to have a pillow fight with one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670789
The manwhore one or the crazy one?

[Anonymous No.]

Since something nice happened today, and because I don't feel like writing one bit, I'll do one of these since I haven't in a bit.

You're Jimmy, the kindergartener hero and MC of MGK. It's Saturday.
Do you go to town on some Icetickles at Pharaoh's house with her, Anubis, and Khepri?
Do you go to Ophy's and play in her family's concrete pool and try not to stare at her sunbathing mother?
Do you harass the Ice Cream man with Wurm, Ushi Oni, and Sandworm?
Do you sit in the shade with the panting Werewolf and Kitsune?
Do you go to the local bakery and eat some cooled cheesecake with Dragon, Wyvern, and Lich?
Do you go to the water park with Ryu and her family?
Do you go to the community pool and teach Girtablilu to swim?
Do you watch scary movies with Mantis Minotaur, and Dullahan?
Do you and 6th grader Lilim go campimg with 6th grader Jabberwock's family?
Do you and grader Salamander and Hellhound shoot at things with a modified BB gun?
Do you spend time with Lich's Elf-Wight nee-san?
Do you have a water balloon fight with Kiki and your Dhampir cousin, only to have it ruined by Kiki's OCD mother?
Junko is floating on a raft in a nearby pond and napping. Do you wake her up or poke her inflatable chair-raft with a sharp stick?
Or do you and your Echidna teacher do something special for the Albino Lamia who now has heart cancer and Photodermatitis on top of her myriad of ailments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670795
Manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
>You're Jimmy, the kindergartener hero

stopped reading right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
waterballoon fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Depends on how many minorities are in that water park.
Doesn't matter, water park with ryu all day with great enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
The local bakery

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, hope your Friday was a good one.
In order to prevent fire damage to the thread, please take your daughteru out to the movies with her mindflayer friend and those tentacle sisters.
Just don't take them to anything too scarey, they may hug you and never let go if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Cheesecake
>But Anon, what about the other opt-
Cheesecake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Yay icetickles!

I wanna tickle Anubis with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670804
It's packed with numerous Dark Elves and other dark skinned MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Echidna and albino, gotta help her get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670785

That would be a valid point if he had waited decades before getting his dick wet. It wasn't even a month before he's tilling fertile fields, meanwhile his wife is not chowing down on the dick buffet. Then again it's different strokes for different folks and my personal opinion is just that. Keep going with the story, I'm still gonna be reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Well, swimming's always fun, whether with Ophy or Girtablilu.
Waterparks are the best too.

And camping can be a lot of fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670810
I see, her parents are testing my resolve to remain faithful to their daughter. Little do they know, I love tanlines more.

Why was there a cat among the food in my captcha again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796

Gotta go with the water park. I miss those.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tomboy kiki childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670799
Yeah, I mean it's been pretty far from my mind, but that's not to say It's dead entirely. I'm thinking of having two worlds essentially, a fantasy one and a more mundane one, so one of the things I want to do is tie each of my stories into eachother. You've already seen the incubus and his spider waifu in Ghoul, I've just got to write up to the point where he gets free and lives the good life with his diplomat spider, in which you'll see him head to the party from Ghoul. Though that means reworking a bit because I think I had something about alternate dimensions in there. Not sure yet. Spoilered for blogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670817
Waterparks are the best.

If I had an MG GF, I'd take her to one for a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670814
You're camping with the Wock's family.
Meaning her mother, aunt, and a few others are there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670823

You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a mess with a Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

I want to catch a Jinko by its toe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670822
>You've already seen the incubus and his spider waifu in Ghoul
Well shit, I should probably look into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670827
I want to scratch a jinko's scalp with my fingers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
It's Bakery time

[Anonymous No.]

Why is every bug so perfect for cuddling?
Why am I such a filthy bugslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670813
>It wasn't even a month before he's tilling fertile fields
Not sure I would call undead womb fertile fields but yeah, you raise a good point. There are a few factors to it, but what I'm aiming for is a bit of a slut in denial sort of thing. Cause of his fear of being alone, if he can find a convincing reason to put the dick in it, he will. But I mean, he's not going to be a turboslut. It's what, three people? His rusalka, the lich and now the vamp. Or is that a turboslut?

>>13670828
It was more a coincidence that put the idea in my mind, there's actually no allusion to the other story outside of their inclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
>Do you have a water balloon fight with Kiki and your Dhampir cousin, only to have it ruined by Kiki's OCD mother?
>Not Dhampir's OCD mother
>Not spilling your marbles on the floor and being unable to clean it up because the Vampire has to count every single one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670838
Even devil bug and beelzebutt? Does slug count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670842
>beelzebutt
In my top 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670841
>Vampire
>Interrupting a water balloon fight
Who water balloon fights at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670843
You dirty, filthy man. She's perfect for you, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Reminder that Salamander and Hellpup are a bad influence and are nothing but delinquents. With very scary mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670845
I do, it's really refreshing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670851
I want to date a modest hellpup who is rebelling against her mother

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, wait, wait.

So, dhampirs make a habit of correcting vampires that treat their husbands like shit, right? Stay with me now. If dhampirs give birth to normal vampires for the same reason alps give birth to normal succubi, a dhampir would end up with one or more vampire daughters. Now, if their DAUGHTER treats her husband like shit, does the mother dhampir still intervene? How embarrassing would it be to have your swashbuckling mother-in-law save you from a life of servitude (at least until you go incubus)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670854
>Sweetie, your clothes aren't black or revealing enough! And you're wearing underwear!
"Geez mom, get off my case! I'm going to go volunteer at the retirement home and read to my elders! I'll be back before dark and dinner!"
>That girl ain't right.

[Anonymous No.]

Well Anon, you done goofed and after a couple bad decisions you've found yourself on the MGC Black Market as a slave.

Who's ending up with you and how's it go?
Is it a tubby tanuki business woman who's always cold and emotionless who buys you as a husband because her silence is do to he crippling shyness?

or maybe something simpler like a dark elf with a leather fetish? The kind where you're holding the whip

Or perhaps you go really weird and are bought by a single echidna running an orphanage as a community cuddle bear for the girls.

So? Hows it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670851
>Salamander's mum
>Scary
Well, she must be if her little girl is too scared to be herself in front of her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670856
Hahah, so we meet helping old people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
fuck I went really weird and now I'm confused and slightly scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
I end up with a menacing, dangerous looking kumiho that keeps licking her lips and running her claws along my stomach that wants someone to brush her tails, pat her head, and treat her like a princess she never had the chance to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670846
Not as perfect as this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
Coin flip between the elf and the echidna. I mean, I'm already good with kids for short periods of time, I'm sure I could learn.

Of course, the elf means a greater likelihood of muhfreedums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670860
>Her mother turns out to be a seven foot tall veteran covered in scars and with an eye-patch.
>She's got a massive slab of iron she wields one handed for a weapon and has so much muscle that her tight, black shirt can barely hold it.
>She acts like a happy housewife when her husband's around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670871
I only just now realized his hand was going for the seal on her pussy in this picture. How lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670871
THERE'S A VENOMOUS CENTIPEDE CRAWLING INTO MY PANTS!

[Anonymous No.]

I like rebellious monsters who try to make their mother mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
I get bought by an adventuring elf who buys me just cause she had the exact amount of spare coin on hand. She gets me to carry all her quivers and bags and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670878

There's a snake in my boot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
>masochistic elf
I fail to see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670882
I want to deny her the whip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668971
I compiled it into a paste for you.
http://pastebin.com/GRHsyP4C

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
Coin flip between the Tanuki and the Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
3
333333

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
I'll take #2.
I like the way leather sounds on bare skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670864
Enjoy your life of lolis hugging you whenever they feel sad or lonely.
And the echidna when she gets drunk.
ESPECIALLY when she gets drunk.

>>13670867
>She gives this confiden't "ufufufu" laugh calling you into the room, her smirk showing a row of sharp teeth.
>As you draw close she just pats the bed next to you and holds out a comb for you to use, her tails waving side to side in her eagerness for tail brushing.

>>13670880
>B-baka! I didn't buy you because I wanted you! I just had that much money on hand and didn't want to carry all my stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670885
Cool.
You guys want me to add it to my pastebin?
Why am I awake? I should be in bed.
I need a dormouse to keep a sleep schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670891
this Echidna can have kids right, cause if she can't I feel I might get used a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670896
She can, she just hasn't yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670839

Well there's the vamp, the lich, rusalka, technically the fire elemental and I don't remember if he got it on with the valkyrie. That wouldn't ordinarily be turboslut territory, if he were already married to the rusalka. But yeah, you're doing well with the premise that you gave him. Keep it up, you write some good lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670874
Please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670899
Oh thank god, don't want to get crushed under that baggage

[Anonymous No.]

More T-Rex girl manga going on at /a/.

>>>/a/126933945

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670891
That kumiho is getting spoiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670895
Yes, add it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have the most normal sex with a dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670882
There isn't one. It is the instinctive desire of all elves to want to be tied up, humiliated, teased, and used as a cocksleeve for a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670891
>Kumiho that wants tail brushings
Gee, where have I read this before?

>>13670904
You're going to, Anon. You're going to carry her baggage with your seed.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go to a wavepool with a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670912
Look as long as the baby maker isn't broke she has a larger chance to be sane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670913
So, any sufficiently large body of water for the wurm to splash around in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670908
Will do.
I'll make it public tomorrow.
Thanks for compiling it for me.
Sleep well (or enjoy your Saturday.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670911

I want toy around with an elves' ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670911
I want to tease her up to the very end but then at the last part turn it into femdom to confuse the hell out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670913
I wanna go to a wavepool with a kraken and sink floaty rings! We'll be the terror of the deep end!

>>13670916
I know. I was just saying you'd have to impregnate her to KEEP her sane. You don't mind, do you? Do you? DOYOUDOYOUDOYOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670901
>technically the fire elemental
Oh yeah I forgot about her. Fuck. she's actually pretty important too. He didn't fuck the valkyrie, but he banged that wight, but that was more business than pleasure. And thanks, I'll get back to greyguard soon, hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670921
In the end it would be easy to have a kid with her than deal with one that can't have children

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy tails don't brush themselves you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to feel salamander scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670928
That's not a bath you little shit. I'm going to eat it, whether you stay in it or not. Stay smug at your own risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670928

There's a first time for everything. And get out of my noodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670905
Thank you Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670926
Yeah. One REALLY has to wonder how an echidna of all things ended up not getting married quickly and making lots of babies though. It seems she's not even the dungeon variety, so it's not like she made one too clever for any hero or something. Lotsa baggage, lotsa coiling, lotsa babies. Let's do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670931
'Your' noodles? Well aren't you an entitled Human?

They're fox noodles now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670237
More space worm god damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670917
Just because she makes waves doesn't mean anything she's in is a wavepool. Besides, wurms don't swim so well.

>>13670921
>I wanna go to a wavepool with a kraken and sink floaty rings! We'll be the terror of the deep end!
I want to put a stop to your machinations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670601
A torrent of girlcum gushing forth from her loins amidst the throes of ecstasy. Leaves your crotch and the sheets soaked through, necessitating a quick toweling and change of linens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670934
Don't thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Camping Trip with Jabber and Lilim! I want to sleep in the tent with the two of them as we all stay up late, telling spooky stories, and I end up falling asleep snuggled alongside Jabberwock in her sleeping bag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670946
>Not wanting to be sandwiched between Lilim and Jabber

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670945
Then who do I thank? Damn it Anon, just accept the thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670938

Please? I had a long day at work and I'm tired. I beseech thee to let me eat the noodles in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670943
Well, any pool she's in would become one.

>Besides, wurms don't swim so well.
Oh boy.
>Wurm that can't swim ends up in a pool
>She tunnels through it
or
>Wurm that can't swim ends up in a pool
>Uses Splash until she no longer needs to swim

Either way, most of the water ends up outside of the pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670921
I want to expectate all of this with the Pharaoh that rules the water park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670954
More like
>Wurm that can't swim ends up in pool
>Just raises up on her lower half until her head is above water

[Anonymous No.]

wave pool full of different slimes would be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670479
>She gazes into your eyes, the frigid night air lost in heated clouds of seething lust, her heavy breaths shaking her bust as she rubs herself against you, begging you, her VAGINAL LUBRICATION FOR THE PURPOSE OF INTERCOURSE soaking into the stiff fabric of your jeans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670947
Well Anon, for that to happen Lilim would need something to sandwich me with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670951
Guess you won't be wanting your soup then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670928
>messing with a man's food
>getting hair in it
Purge

tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670960
dude that's too hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670958
Far too logical. You kow how cats have that thing they do where whenever they get stuck in something they walk backwards to get out? I see a wurm in a pool working like that, only her instincts only include digging tunnels and rape, respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670963
She's the main course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670963

Nah you enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670858
Does the echidna have a lazy yuki-onna assistant/co-owner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670967
>Wurm-chan gets stuck in a cave
>Can't find a way out because she doesn't have a HM slave
>Wurm-chan used Dig!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670963
If he doesn't then I'll take it.
I love those Kitsune.
They'd be cuddle and snuggled until they're red faced, blushing messes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670965
I too am exhibiting signs of arousal. The penile muscles are being flooded with viscous blood and the sexual organ is entering a state of erectness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670961
I want to constantly remind Lilim about her flat chest as revenge for all the times she bullied little kids!

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw when you're always having to find new ways to defend your farm where you make artisan cheeses with your Holstaurus waifu from thief Mousegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670961
She has a nice flat chest or a nice booty. Take your pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670973
Yeah but she's not very useful.
She mostly just gives the kids indoor snow to play with in a specially constructed room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670960
>Your PHALLIC ORGAN DESIGNED FOR THE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION OF THE SPECIES stands ENGORGED WITH BLOOD from your INSTINCTUAL REACTION TO EXTERNAL STIMULI OF THE SEXUAL VARIETY!
>She sheds her garments and fishes out your REPRODUCTIVE DEVICE from your pants, lining it up with her FEMALE SEXUAL ORGAN.
>Her body sinks down and you BEGIN THE ACT OF REPRODUCTION.
>She bounces atop your IMPREGNATION DEVICE at a rapid pace, clenching her LUBRICATED ORIFICE around you.
>Before long you are INSEMINATING THE FEMALE WITH YOUR GENETIC MATERIAL.
>She cuddles with you after, and whispers how she's like to HAVE MARITAL RELATIONS WITH YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670987
Do they have a holstaurus, arachne, and milipede(?) oomukade as employees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670985
Jabberwock has big massive wocks and a thick plush hips and thighs.

Lilim simply can't compare. Besides flat chests hurt, they're like tile flooring, whereas full ones are like pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670975
>Needing an HM slave when you have a wurm around
Please. Need Surf? Tunnel under the goddam ocean. Waterfall? Tunnel up the mountain. Flash? She'll bang rocks together until the dark is afraid to be by itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670978
They can also sniff out fried tofu from a mile away, and fit neatly in your pockets. Or down your pants.
>>13670984
Do they get together and come up with hair-brained schemes to steal cheese each episode? Only to be foiled just as they're about to succeed?

Would there be an episode where they all stand on each other's shoulders, while the one at the top wears a fake moustache and trench coat and claims to be a rich merchant who wants to buy the cheese in bulk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670999
But what about Fly?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help bullied monstergirls by showing them love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670995
Nope, it's just the too of them and the girls they help out.
The newest one is an siren who lost a wing in a fire and has burn scars.
All she wanted to do was be a singer on stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670960
>>13670988
This reads like erotica as written by members of the Big MT and now I'm reading the whole thing in Doctor Borous' voice. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671004
Bullet-train levels of TUNNELLING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670988
>HAVE MARITAL RELATIONS WITH YOU.

Bitch please this was a pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671010
Funny since I've been reading it in Gilbert Godfrey's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671007
What if they actively try to push you away by being cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671010
I read everything in caps as if a Dalek was saying.

EJACULATE! EJACULATE! EJACULAAATE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670998
Just lay with you facing Wock, Lilim behind you facing you, and them embracing with you in the middle. Comfy and warm, and even flat girls can be soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670988
C-Cease this, Anonymous! I'm nearing a WASTED EJACULATION WHICH DOESN'T FULFILL MY BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671021
I keep pushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671011
It's a damn shame you can't take Wurm-chan to Ice Caves. She's so overpowered too

[Anonymous No.]

Would you french kiss a Jabberwock's second mouth if that was her fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670960
>>13670988
So is Bladewolf girl a thing again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671031
Who? Whatever it is, it sounds edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671029
You can take a wurm into an Ice Cave, she can even tunnel around the annoying sliding puzzles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671030
Which one is her second mouth? She has like, 4 different mouths.

If she wanted me to though I'd french kiss every one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would not only be very okay with turning someone that's doomed to alp but would also help them descend to stage 3 and act just as much a monstergirl as the rest of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671019
>Bitch please this was AN ACT OF SEX DONE FOR THE MERE SAKE OF SATISFACTION FROM BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED WITH NO INTENTION OF COMMITMENT ON MY END

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671038
Those tenta-mouth things. Either one or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671037
But she's a Dragon-Ground type. She'll be massacred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671036
The dog from MGR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671036
Boss out of the game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QkEaTyV1Tw

I've always enjoyed his introduction and ending monologue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671042
>Bitch please, I WAS MERELY BREEDING FEMALES AS PER MY BIOLOGICAL NEEDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671045
Any other Dragon/Ground would be, but wurm's defense is so high even 4x damage won't scratch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671029
I feel like her bullshit HP and DEF would still make her viable. Worst case you can just tunnel away if you fight anything too tough. That or just dig around the cave like a smart person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671043
>Both
Does a Jabberwock just like to see all her mouths licking and turning her husband into a lewd mess? Do you think she gets off on calling her husband a filthy little boyslut?

That'd make for some sweet roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671049
>Def dont mean shit when your double weak to ice she has no chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671050
But Anon, what if you can't dig around because you have to reach the top of the mountain to fight Red?

>>13671049
Anon, when you 4x it doesn't matter how much DEF you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671052
>Does a Jabberwock just like to see all her mouths licking and turning her husband into a lewd mess?
I know I'd like to see this. It's tentacle play with tentacles on the tentacles so she can lick while she wraps.

[Anonymous No.]

This fox seems to want something. What could it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671030
nah man, they remind be of xenomorph heads. It's just weird. they can suck my dick while I kiss her though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671059
Clearly she wants tofu. But I don't have any tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671057
>But Anon, what if you can't dig around because you have to reach the top of the mountain to fight Red?
"Waterfall" up the mountain, silly.

>>13671059
Well, when my dog does this he usually wants food or water. Check her bowls and then give her a biscuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671003
I'd like to fund your cartoon idea, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671059
I wanna touch those eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671052
The former? Definitely. She'd get you warmed up for her main lips with the two mouths, tasting and testing you with each one before attacking you head on, maybe have them lick you all over while you kiss her. The latter depends on her personality, unlike a standard dragon Wocks don't seem to default to that sort of thing. They're the type to get you to call yourself a slut so they can reassure you that you aren't while at the same time getting off on you giving into your lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671059

A hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671059
A lewd water gun fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671068
She needed that along time ago from her father. All she got was dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671059
Liver.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spend the day with a monstergirl and then once i got home

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any classical dragon-type stories? For example:
>vanilla dragon
>Haughty dragon girl gathers wealth in her cave
>Can't be bothered to meet with people, looks down on humans as "worthless, insignificant beings"
>One day she finds a man who strikes her fancy when she...
>Gets approached by and defeats a would-be dragon slayer/raids a rich caravan/collects tribute from a neighboring kingdom/whatever
>Acts uninterested/old school tsundere, but still considers the man her "treasure"
>Eventually gives in and has sex with him

The only story I've read that follows the basic (delicious) "format" for dragons is Architect's "If You Can't Take the Heat" (from MGU). I think we have one classical ryu story and a few for wurms on pastebins, but I only know of one straightforward wyvern story (on MGU) and none for jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671084
Well, looks like someone got laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh no! A poor lost MALE HOMO SAPIEN! I should go to him and PROVIDE HIM WITH WARMTH OR HIS DEATH WILL BE ASSURED. Hopefully he won't reject me SO I CAN TRY TO AROUSE HIS NEED TO REPRODUCE WHICH WILL ADDITIONALLY FULFILL MY REPRODUCTIVE NEEDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671072
>Belt of refill canisters
I remember the old days when the water tanks were molded into the guns. You had to spend 5 minutes filling them at the hose just to shoot for about 30 seconds. Then they made the ones with replacable tanks and you just couldn't win the water fights because mom would say that yours worked perfectly fine, but it wasn't. Now they had to get all tacticool and make the tanks into magazines for the guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671091
What have we unleashed, this pandora's box of chaos that will infect us forevermore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671089
no sex just a fun day, i hit post before I finished my post. Once i got home*Collapse on my bed and sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671095
Cunt-tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671092
That Fox is gonna make you nice and wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671052
>>13671058
>>13671066
>A Jabberwock sits above you, her smug face tilted up while looking down at your shivering form
>All her tentacles have wrapped themselves around your body, some with mouths licking you, others without merely sliding across your body, leaving a cold feeling where they go
>You've given up struggling against them, and have reduced yourself to their plaything, letting them fondle and grope whatever parts of you they please
>Sometimes the mouths will force their tongue down your throat, giving you rough french kisses, before abandoning you and letting some other tentacle have their way
>"Hohoho, does my little pet get so pleased by such lowly tentacles?"
>Her haughty demeanor casts down upon you, you try to say something but all that comes out of your mouth are moans of ecstasy as the tentacles continue having their way with you
>"Oh dear, what a pathetic child you can be at times..."
>Her tentacles lift your quaking body up, their sensations tickle your skin, slick with saliva
>She places a claw to your head to tilt it up, before she gives you a deep, passionate kiss
>"Now, let's hope you still have enough left in you to please the main attraction~"
>One night of lewd passionate lovemaking ensues, and your both sweaty and laying on the bed, panting
>"Thanks for putting up with all that roleplay my little Prince, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did."
>She gives a kiss on your forehead, before wrapping you up in a wing cocoon
>Her extra tentacles have receded, with only her 2 main mouth tentacles resting themselves quietly at your side
>"I love you, my Prince."
>And with that, she cuddles you tightly like a daki, and you both fall into a deep sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671098
*tips bonnet*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671098
how would it be a tease? A fun day out is a fun day, maybe a little bowling and then a nice walk around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671103
Bueno

>a jabberwock will never call you her Prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671091
I wonder if an ignis or magma golem could be similar to a Yeti
>Oh no! A poor lost MALE HOMO SAPIENS EXHIBITING SIGNS OF EARLY HYPERTHERMIA. I should COPULATE WITH HIM TO ALLAY HIS SYMPTOMS AND GRANT HIM THERMAL RETARDANT, and then we can FORM A MONOGAMOUS SEX-BASED RELATIONSHIP, and I'll have him EJACULATE SEMEN INTO MY VAGINA every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671101
>body of a teenager
>pitiful chest
>mediocre hips
>ugly tan lines
>only 2(?) tails
The only wet she's getting me is from those pistols she has. I like my foxes full-grown, fluffy, and plenty of meat on their bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671107
And you don't even give her a kiss afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671116
Delicious Fox Christmas Cakes fresh from the oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671117
she didn't ever ask for a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671119
Oh, like it'd be ALRIGHT for her to ask for a kiss! She gave you all the body language, but it just flew right over your head didn't it you harem protag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671118
Doesn't fresh Christmas Cake kind of contradict what Christmas Cake implies in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671124
The other four girls attacked me, I just assumed if she truly wanted it she would do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671108
>a jabberwock will never treat you with kindness and seduce you with poetry and compliments

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671118
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671132

>You will never be smooth-talked and seduced by your favorite MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671125
Maybe she's just turned that corner, you know? You're not a Christmas Cake, and the BOOM! You hit that 25th birthday and suddenly you are a Christmas Cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671131
She was first girl, she's always the prude that is dishonest with herself. But remember, first girl always wins! So get out there, and confess to that MG!
What species is she anyways? Were-cat? Dog-girl? A harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671136
26th .
CC is 26+.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671124
But to be a harem protag you need multiple monstergirls trying to date. And it was just a bit of friendly bowling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671140
It can take a while to become a harem, sometimes until the second season. Very rarely the third season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671141
Still, men and monstergirls can just be friends, sex isn't always needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671139
Ahh, right. Thanks for the correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671143

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671137
A Cancer who claims to be my cousin and loves bowling. Hopefully she hasn't detected the scent of the others, I'm not a slut or anything like that but she could get the wrong impression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671143
You know what?! Okay. I want a hellhound as a buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671146
bowling is no fun without another person playing with you
>>13671149
Sounds like a nice friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671146
I want to friendzone a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

Do not friendzone a monstergirl she will rape you in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671151
>Implying that'd work
Enjoy being raped and chained in her basement

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671132
In traditional Wonderland poetry. I think I would marry her on the spot, if my head doesn't explode trying to make sense of it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671155
Can I pull the dense as mercury off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671155
Can't I be chained upon her soft bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671163
>Gee miss, I sure would like to go home. Can we stop playing hide the hot dog now? It's kind of boring after a thousand times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671155
>Implying it wouldent work

Being dense would get you far even against a lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671151
>friendzoniing an uber semen demon
It's like you hate your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671154
no she wouldn't, also I hear some tapping on my glass

[Anonymous No.]

I think every mention of the word turgid is a meme, help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671143
I want a platonic Oni lifting buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671166

Being dense is the ONLY guaranteed way to land a lilim. If you had a constant mindbreak aura on you'd question the genuineness of peoples' feelings all the time. Someone who's dense is going to be immune to that and hence more real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671151
>>13671155

I think a paladin or wizard could pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671148
Does she keep calling you about going bowling, Niko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671173
I can only imagine the shenanigans of a wizard and a lilim squaring off in such a way.
I'd watch that show.
Five seasons of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668782
Breaking out of my body and flying away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671169
Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671175
She can barely bowl! Have you seen a crab bowl? It's as silly as you're imagining. Why does she always insit on doing that instead of going to the beach or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671176
>Wizard
>Tolerating a fucking succubus of all things

It would be all out warfare a man has to protect his precious mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13668814
There can be only one!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have an adventure in space with Monster Girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LucBfR1w6Y

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go bowling with a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671190
She'd only find some way to commit adultery there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671193
how is it adultery if we aren't a couple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671185
He'd get an alternative mana source and his body would respond by making more like an immune system responding to an assault on the body. Over time at least. The general populace also see Mana and Monster Mana as the same thing so both can presumbaly fuel all manner spellcraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671193
and then the lilim corrupts everyone in the bowling alley so she has the best score .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671204
I'd still out bowl her

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671189
>Traveling across the stars with a team composed of yourself, your best friend for life, a Living Doll, a Kunoichi, and a Cheshire
>Having to save said Living Doll from all sorts of villains, including a dude who is utterly yandere for her
A good life indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a yandere-lite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671207
She might cheat against you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671201
The wizard would have to get raped by the lilim first for that to even happen so good luck with that he dident gain his powers by being an easy mark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671213
how do you cheat in bowling just roll the ball into the pins, if she passes the line she is out and I win by dq

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671212
Yan-lite Shirohebi or Yan-lite Wight are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671212
well good job you get a succubus with yandere tendencies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671218
Assuming she can use many spells then something like a subtle telekensis spell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671193
>Take a succubutt bowling
>She's never been, so you end up explaining it to her
>She's utterly bored of it all halfway through the game
>Drapes herself over you as you go for your turn
>'What do you say we forget about all this, hmm? Let's find some place quiet, and you can go for a strike in my alley?'
>'Uhh, I don't think there's anywhere quiet in a bowling alley.'
>She facefaults at your density. There's a vein popping on her temple
>'Of all the-' She grabs you just as you go for your approach
>'If anyone's going to be playing with balls, it's going to be me. Now stop goofing off and come fuck me!'
>She tries to take you to the bathroom, but obviously she's never seen a bowling alley bathroom
>The mood dies almost immediately, and she's forced to spend the rest of the afternoon utterly flustered with you
>By the time you two get home, she's so annoyed that she doesn't even want to fuck you anymore
>She instead settles for several hours of aggressive, frustrated masturbating in her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671229
I guess if she didn't like than maybe we could go for a walk through the town at sunset and then catch a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671215
that picture made me kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671227
But why would she want to cheat? It wouldn't be a real win

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671236
Presumably because she cheated by manipulated everyone else to get the highest score. Why she did that is beyond me. Another anon came up with that. Pride perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671245
not like she would get a prize or anything. After the game I would tell her I'm disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671229
We must go deeper this has to be some form of torture for a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671252
what if he just thought it would be a nice fun date

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671189
Speaking of Wild West shit,
>You will never save your hometown from being raided by a pack of Goblin girls
>You will never leave said hometown on a journey to become a Drifter, and find your father who went missing years ago
>You will never board train that is eventually robbed by other Drifters
>You will never go to see what the commotion is about and find yourself in the middle of a mexican standoff between an edgemaster Mantis, a bounty hunter Girtablilu, and an Injun Lamia

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>>13671250
Well she wouldn't let you know this. All cheaters win to accomplish something they want but cant do fairly but need the results of doing it fairly. She'd try to make it look legit. Meaning she wanted to impress you. Or she can't fathom losing due to being raised as a near divine leader and never losing before.

It's a matter of whether you can detect her cheating in the first place of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671256
That's what makes it torture he honestly dosent want to fuck her he just wanted to hang out she got friendzoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671265
well if the ball is doing anything wonky I'd call her out after the game

[Anonymous No.]

Is a Lizard-girl lifting her tail when she looks at you supposed to be taken as a sign of affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671267
he just wants to save sex for a better time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671267
If she wanted him so badly why didn't she just magically enchant him to her bedroom?

>frodo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671258
Where the howling mouse girls at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671200
She'll find a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671282
Okay well it won't be my problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671273
Lizards produce a smell from their tails to attract mates. She'd subconsciously want you to sniff her scent and also wants to get a whiff of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671291
Not him, but I'd rather sniff the lewd musk of a loli ferret girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671273
Personally, I'd ignore Barret's advice because its a translation error and attacking while the tail is up generally fucks you over.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub lizard tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671295
The other ferret girls would get jealous and try to get you to smell them instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671303
Oh my. How many are there? I think I might be able to sniff a few more, but only the ones that are best at wrestling. They're going to have to compete for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671279
In a different Filgaia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671295
But Tube-weasel girls are always stealing your stuff and hording it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671309
About ten. The place reeks of their lewd odour. They'd compete for sure, but you and they may just get drunk on the scent. It could lead to group sex, but aggressive group sex. Like wrenching a girl off so they can take her place before she's finished with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671314
I'll find her little hoard and only take back things I need to use, she'll just steal it all back if I take it all away. The question is, do I take away all the dirty clothes so I can wash and wear them again, or let her keep some?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to state into a gazer's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670628
Try looking up what subspecies means, because you obviously have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671320
She'll let you have your clothes but only if you pledge to be a "shiny" in her hoard. Her shinest shiny, in her words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671322
shit I mean stare, stare into her beautiful face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671322
What would you state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671331
That her extra eyes make my peepee hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671331
how beautiful she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671335
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671318
>>13671326
Well, time to try and dream of ferret girls. See you in the world of tomorrow anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671341
But more eyes means she's higher up on the ladder! I want to impregnate a Gazer so we can produce glorious polyeyes! My descendants can't be monoeyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670911
Elves sure are lewd
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/543385/ba3f62b579/

[Anonymous No.]

A COUPLE OF BIG-ASS-TITTIED PSYCHO LAMIAS ARE BREAKING OUT OF THE TRAP YOU SET SINCE THEY WERE STALKING YOU. WHAT DO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671359
Get raped obviously
and enjoy every second of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671359
>lamias are jealous types

"Who goes first?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671362
Lewd. Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671359
Ride away on a superior reptile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671359
Eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to court a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671374

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671371
You mean, like, in a sexual way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670534
Better ending than the show.

Though Barney would greatly enjoy monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671374
I want her to steal my first kiss and banish my werewolf friend, Dani, to the Firelands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671375
cute, although how haughty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670539
I'm not seeing the downside of getting a visit from the smug squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671386
You get smug daughterus and become smug yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671389
I doubt a smug monster girl would want a smug husband. Then it'd be harder for her to be smug since she has nothing to be smug over. That's why the meek weak ones are the most likely to fall victim to smug, they're easy to bully and control, and dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670617
Your plan suffers from a serious lack of hellhounds. That deficiency should be corrected at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671393
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>You got upset at her misbehaving and yelled at your cat-daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670651
It's giving me Monster Girl Quest flashbacks, but in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671392
I can't help it their smile is infectious. Will I have to hide my increasing smugness for them to stay attracted to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671401
Bitch deserved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671401
>Tabenaide kudasai
I'm not gonna eat you, little one.
But we do need to cover you with some clothes.
In the meantime, get in this cardboard box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671401
>>13671409
Clothes like this? All catgirls need to go to school, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671380
I prefer the re-cut version where the Mom doesn't die, and Barney and Robin are implied to hook up again.

[Anonymous No.]

Dating a childhood friend mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670807
I like the cut of your jib Anon, excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671420
>Implying she really is and didn't NTR you away from your Shirohebi childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671420
More like a random mindflayer you met on the street who thought you where cute

and i wouldn't have it any other way, brainwashing makes my dick rock hard
I want a mindflayer to make me go through a traumatic identity crisis and then nurse me back to sanity in her soft tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671420
>>13671438
Or, get this. She reads your mind and finds out all the kids who bully you and...deals with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671441
Then, when that nice Salamander girl who swears up and down she's really your wife, you just ignore her and call your Mindflayer wife, who mentally regresses that Salamander to be mentally retarded and addicted to cocks and sends her off her way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671438
>implying the Shirohebi childhood friend isn't really a mindflayer and the mindflayer isn't s Shirohebu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671449
>A mindflayer will never mentally shut down all your mental functions except those few vital ones for having sex and saying simple messages like "Food" "Water" and "Sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671450
>My Shirohebu wife chases away some gross mindflayer
>she's so great
>disgusting tentacle freak wouldn't shut up about me being her darling
>thought she could trick me
>didn't realize i was wearing tinfoil earplugs
>give my darling wife a hug and a kiss as thanks for saving me from that NTR monster
>she blushes as her tentacles wrap around me
>did i say tentacles
>meant her tail
>I love when she wraps her tail around me
>my favorite is when she sticks the tip of it in my ea-

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671441
>More like a random mindflayer you met on the street who thought you where cute

If she rummaged around my head and still stayed interested enough to construct an elaborate scenario through brainwashing , I'd put a ring on her tentacle in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

Well thanks a lot gaylords, now my Mindflayer story with this exact premise is gonna look derivative as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to NTR me away from my waifu, turn her into a mentally retarded child, and turn our daughteru into a constantly depressed child who just eats her woes away, turning her into a morbidly obese blob of uselessness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671467
You're welcome, fudge packer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671400
Aw how cute. You think you have a choice.

Seeing those small glowing lights out in the fields? That's a pack coming to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers, the NTRing, Alp, retard, and landwhale making machines. Thanks KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671478
you forgot cat shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671389
I doubt I'll get smug, maybe more self confident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671478
>gobbling up threadcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671480
>Mindflayers take normal married catgirls and Mindflay them into wanting to go full Cait-Sith
RIP in pieces Chesire and normal werecat fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671490
I will protect the Chesire's smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671495
>You try to stand in the Mindflayers way
>She just makes you go full Alp
>Now a stuttering wreck you just step aside as she makes a Cait Sith out of your Chesire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671499
Can she alp a man with a suit made of...TINFOIL!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671495
>Cheshire turned into a gentle good girl by Mindflayers
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671499
>*Teleports behind*
>Zips katana
>"Your tentacles are already cut"
>"Nani?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671515
Fucking weeb alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671518
>>13671515
I want to date a weeb Alp, hold her hand and ask her tell me about the cool superior Japanese culture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671478
"I've made a grave mistake. A few, actually." - KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671392
Oh crap.

I hope its a Hellhound then, at least they're generally meant to be loving between violent snuu snuu sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671478
Perhaps what KC should have done was made Mindflayer's altering abilities only limited to sexual suggestion.

So she could stick a tentacle in your ear, but only go so far as to give suggestion to have sex with someone, whether it be her or someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671531
>So she could stick a tentacle in your ear, but only go so far as to give suggestion to have sex with someone, whether it be her or someone else.
>"Have sex with me instead of your wife."
Yeah, real great asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671518
Imagine trying to fuck with a kunoichi's husbando. They'd have to really pick their opponents, especially considering larger creatures can quite easily grapple them, and grappling a strong creature seems like a supremely stupid idea if you don't stun it first.

"A paladin in our old 2e group was fond of allowing Illithids to get close enough for a grapple.

Only to headbutt them to death. It was amusing."

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls make the best paladins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671564
Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671564
Apsara. They're Order approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671566
No, no, you've got it all wrong, it's paladins that make the best Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671564
Cantaurs. You want a tonne of horse piercing you with a holy-charged lance? I fuckin' don't. That and they're just built to take shock. Get one stronk enuff to wield a shield big enough and good luck hurting it. And they're harder to corrupt than the 2pure unicorns, who turn bi-corn the instant you slap their flanks with cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671571
>Bellydance in plate
Drawfags ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671566
This.

If a succubus can obtain purubus status they can be an incorruptible and righteous paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671548
Doesn't get rid of the threadcanon problem completely, but still lessen it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671518
>>13671525
>>13671556
I want to convince a weeb alp to hang out with my kunoichi onee-san, saying "You two would have so much in common, you'd be the best of friends!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671478
>landwhale making machines

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671595
Mindflayer decides to destroy a monster girl's self control and make her a chronic eater, and crave only the fattest and unhealthiest foods.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if having negative intellect would make you too dumb to be effected by suggestion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671602
You mean like the brains in Futurama?
>Don't worry, the brains can't make you stupid.
>You were stupid all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671602
Nah man. If you read DnD stats, 0 is pure instinct, 1 is like a trainable animal. Negative would like an ordinary rock. Something with no mind at all.

I had to play a half orc with 2 Int once. He was a middling fighter but always rolled 20's on his knowledge checks. He was like some idiot savant of the wilderness.

See goblin footprints?
>"Thuk old pal, what do you make of them?"
>"Mmmmm, not old."
>"How old Thuk?"
>"Since sun was this high." Pointing at sky.
>"Thatta boy Thuk."
>"Thatta boy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671602
>>13671616
>MWAHAHAHA, THE BIG MINDFLAYER AM WINNING AGAIN, I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671616
>>13671619
>>13671621

What if you had a negative intelligence so great it's like a hungry void, and through some kind of brain osmosis, you actually sucked the intelligence out of the mindflayer, leaving you slightly smarter but still far into the negatives, and the flayer a drooling mess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671619
Is intellect the same as smartness? Like what if you played a wild drow with 0 intellect, but pure wild instinct. Is she locked into being an idiot, or can she be smart too, just really primal and instinctual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671632
Pure instinct means no thinking. Which would put your character firmly in DM control. You'd want something with a 1 for your scenario so it would be at least like dog level, mostly instinct but with basic learning and reasoning.

Int stands for Intelligence, not Intellect. So it is how smart you are. Wisdom is how much you know.

You could always play a high Int, low Wis character for someone who is pretty naturally smart but grew up feral. Tarzan would be a good example of that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to jam bundles of cupid arrows into a Mindflayer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671641
>you will never be the Jane to a feral Elf's Tarzan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671641
>Low wis
Any drawback to this? I mean a feral elf would know all about herbs and shit how to treat herself with medicine and what not. Would a low wis effect this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671646

>Not waifuing British Paladin Cecilia Clayton

>"We're going to sell these chocolate cuddle yetis and be filthy stinking rich!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671644
remember that one time cupid caused an orgy?

http://pbfcomics.com/168/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671653
I want to be an activist to help save the Big Chocolate Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671651
Yes. Herbal knowledge for one is an accumulation of thousands of generations of humanity, healers trial and error what makes them sick and what things are good for. You don't learn most of that growing up in the wild. You just learn the basic what it good to eat most of the time.

Things she would know are more like behavior and tracking of animals, sensing the weather, knowing when certain plants and animals arrive or breed. And the DM would likely limit that to what she had encountered growing up. So if she was from a jungle, she'd have no problem tracking a lion since she's seen other big cats, but tracking something through snow could totally throw her for a loop.

Wisdom is always particularly useful for wizards but in general game, the ability to know something about the enemies you encounter can give you a real leg up. A guy being able to tell the difference between a ghoul and a ghast can keep the party out of the reach of the undead's paralytic touch. Plus knowledge of other languages for communication, what goods are worth, the laws of other cities and cultures etc etc.. Wisdom is pretty top tier for planning in a campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You're traveling, a lone wolf, when you come across a burning village! The cinders are dull now, but you decide to look to see if anything has survived. The smell in the ruins is terrible, and you almost leave, but you hear something in one of the buildings. You look into the ruins of what used to be house, and see this sight, shivering in your sight.

What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
There can be no survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
ask her if her tail wags when she's happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
Pull out the pocket LSD frog and take another hit. This is too real for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
Hurrrr, raep. Clothe her and go hunt something, feed her to a meal and drop her off at the nearest village I pass through with a handful of coin. See if I can convince the inn owner to give her a job there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
Somebody roll a knowledge check for current slave prices vs the kingdom's horn bounty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
I'd take responsibility. Healing and MILFs are both my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13669514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlpBw48bgEo

Literally my first thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
I want to stroke her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671717
>Girl holding her child to her breast as her skin sears with the still smoldering ashes of her once home
>Crying, clothes torn, mouth bloodied, likely raped
>Anon's first reaction is to silently squat down to start stroking her tail
You don't really think things through, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671680
Probably offer them water or food, only reasonable thing you could do when you are a lone wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671734
To be fair that tail looks very strokable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671768
So does my dick. That doesn't mean I'm going to whip it out for her to stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671770
Well if I gave her food, shelter, and tried to help her and her child, do you think she'd let me stroke her tail? I really want to

[Anonymous No.]

>writing story for the first time
"hey this is fun, i should do this more often"
>browsing through different characters that best fit the female character of the story
>the image of so many half naked chinese cartoon girls makes me horny, go and take care of the problem
>cum
>with the expulsion of millions of little me's also escapes my creativity and will to write

does this happens to you grey bearded writefags?
p.s. any advice to new writers? im having trouble describing characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671778
Yeah but she'd give you the same look had you demanded she pay you with her body. Confused, sad and disappointed.

>>13671781
If you're having trouble describing characters, maybe you don't have a strong enough image of them in your mind, so work on solidifying it? I duno man, who's some random faggot on the internet to give advice to another.

[Anonymous No.]

>want to write
>have ideas for everything but my favourite monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671792
Well what do I have to do so that she'll willingly let me stroke her tail without judging? I'll do anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671734
>likely raped
Eww, I wouldn't give used goods a tailjob.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a mindflayer and then not get ntr'd or anything bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671798
I dunno, how cute and shy can you act? Maybe once you've seen her safely to the next town and she asks what she could do to reward you, you can pull out the act and tell her that her tail has been distracting you this entire time, and ask it you can touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670298

One of the many strange movies from Ralph Bakshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671803
I want to hug a mindflayer and have it feel like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671820
I want to take a Mindflayer on a romantic date to a fancy restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671803

Then disregard threadcanon and enjoy your waifu. That's quite literally all you have to do.

>>13671794

>Want to write
>Have ideas for silly shit like Lustria-style Lizardgirls and Dino Girls
>Don't do it because muh soggy knees and the inevitable FOTM stigma of Jurassic World even though they've been around since the 80s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671837
Or you know, the whole civilization of them in DnD since the 70's that Warhammer ripped off in the 80's.

Crap, I can never remember their name. It was on that proprietary list the other day though. Yuan-ti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671808
I can be a cute sparkling bishounen for her, help her with any healing her and her daughter may need, and I'd gladly take responsibility of her and her daughter!

I'd do it out of the kindness of my heart and desire to stroke oni tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671845

That's actually exactly the name you're thinking of, and I only remember them because they were one of my more liked D&D races in the 3.5E monster manual, next to Illithids and Nightwalkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>Purchase the services of a maid from a cleaning company
>They have price tiers, but no information about what the tiers entail
>You assume the tiers are simply cleaning thoroughness, and since you don't need your home spotless from top to bottom every day, you purchase a low end one
>You're expecting, well, a stereotypical maid
>A Kikimora, probably
>Your doorbell rings and you answer it, finding that your expectations, and understanding of the price tiers, were way off
>Standing at your door is a 7.5' tall Amazon, dressed like a delinquent with a maid dress that's still on the hanger draped over her shoulder
>"Hey, you Anon?"
>You nod, dumbstruck
>"Alright then outta the way, it's almost dinner time so I need to get started"

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/ZXWQEmvq

New section of the Mimiru chapter of Fallen Brides translated. About 3/4 done now, and hopefully finishing in before to long. As usual, this section is on the blog with nicer formatting (link in the pastebin).

I've also got a copy of the new book, After School Alice Tale, now. It appears to be about all the Wonderland monsters except alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671875
>She ends up making you her house husband
I suppose there are worse fates than Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671875
What if she is a really good maid, like she almost has the brain of a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671655
White chocolate yetis are for licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670796
Wake up Junko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671875
At least she wants to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671845
Both flavors and warhams ripped off a lot of things, but Lizardmen have fuck all in common with the Yuan-ti besides the whole reptile-based humanoids thing and they're not even styled after the same monophylums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671564
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671925
Can I get a mint chocolate Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671837
>Lustria-style Lizardgirls and Dino Girls

Do it! Bollocks left me wanting for more lizard girl snu snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671969

Shut up, Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13670702
Not nearly as cool as the other purple guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671875
Could be cool. I'd feel less formal around her. Less like she were a maid and more like a housemate that wanted to pull her weight. Even better if she dresses casual in just a shirt and some panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671879
Hahaha, time for corruption.

Thank you as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671973
I can't believe I forgot about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671973
I miss penis guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671958
I was talking about the whole Warhammer ripping off ancient tribes of mesoamerican jungle lizard people living in the ruins of their once great civilization.

The only difference is DnD ones don't give a fuck anymore and the Warhammer ones haven't totally devolved.

Warhammer Fantasy was always a knock off back then, just a cheap vehicle to justify GW minis to be used in whatever tabletop campaign. And they stole the shit out of everything. Remember the "Assault Droids" from the same era?

Come on now. Even the only reason Warhammer Fantasy has regained any traction today is because of 40k and GW shoving their related properties down everyone's throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671973
I haven't seen that in years.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a tomboy work in an amazon society? A jilgirl? A boy who acts as womanly(manly) as he can? What type of guys do tomboys fall for? Is it the equivalent? If a tomboy falls for a manly man, does a jillgirl fall for a womanly(manly) woman? Or does he fall for a manly(womanly) woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671574
But they're all lightweights and when they get drunk they smash some poor guy's pelvis and then go on maternity leave like a month later taking their newfound hubby with them.
It's a nightmare to maintain quality heavy cavalry with these kind of conditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671989
I think you're putting too much thought into it. Gender Roles are a complete mirror in Amazon Society versus our society. There's always been a bit of role reversal in MGE, with Monster Girls raping and seducing men, and generally being more straight forward, but Amazons is just that taken to an 11.

Men staying in the kitchen, knitting clothes, raising the daughterus, that's all considered standard fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671998
So their version of a tomboy Amazon is just a femenine Amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671998
Yet you have people who break these gender roles, like tomboys and bitchboys. What I'm asking, is do they work the same way, if mirrored. Do you get masculineboys and feminine amazons? I wonder what it would be like, as a manly man being fetishized as a novelty.

>>13671995
That's your fault for not disciplining and training them. Also,
>lightweight
Bullshit, their bodies are massive. They'd have to drink so much for the blood to work through their system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672003
>>13672006
Amazon Society is a lot more conservative and follows traditional values. "Manly men" or "Womanly Amazons" would probably be looked at as weird and at best playfully mocked, and at worst socially shunned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672012
>Conservative.
I guess, if public orgies were conservative,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672012
Do Amazons have periods? Do they sinc? Is Amazon society just hell once a month as all the pants are stained red? Imagine if the strong men of our world had periods and moodswings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672018
I'd let the Demon Lord win if she did away with periods forever

[LDR !!NywX6A6SFy0 No.]

>>13670729
>>13670764
Morning, or something.
>Hello, Your blog at monstergirlcollection.blogspot has been reviewed and confirmed as in violation of our Terms of Service for: SPAM. In accordance to these terms, we've removed the blog and the URL is no longer accessible.

Taken them several months if that's just off the report spam from whatever benevolent anon(s) went out of their way to report it after relations went to shit and it got a forced "has been reported for abuse, may be inappropriate" or whatever it was confirmation page that was replaced with the adult content one, but there you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672025
>Spam
Haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672025
Well that sucks.
>in violation of our Terms of Service for: SPAM.
Fucking what?

Did these cunts remove it both on a bullshit reason and without prior notice?

[Anonymous No.]

NTR mindflayers, lego anubis, retard wurm, invincible wizards, and basically everything else to stem from threadcannon all sucks and you should feel bad if you post about any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672025
Well that sucks, always preferred the blogspot to the wordpress one. Mainly for layout reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672025
Shit, that sucks LDR. Have you tried contacting them, just to at least ruin some CS guy's day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672039
>lego anubis
Fuck this one the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671969

Eunuch left alot of people wanting but never delivers. Ever. He just kind of sits there like Alic Margatroid surrounded by her puppets in a dark dining room with a conical party hat on each and every one of them, with a single candle-lit cupcake in the middle of the table.

Be glad he doesn't write anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672041
Yeah blogspot had a better layout. The wordpress feels like tumblr or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672025
>report spam

Talk about spiteful and petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672039
>>13672046
>Putting lego anubis and wurm on the same level as NTR Mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

Moviebuff Mindflayer shorts compiled and good to go.
Enjoy and thank you Anon who got the last two sorted last night.
http://pastebin.com/gDpxpETw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672039
Oh please, you can't stop us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672052
NTR mindflayer is too new and only a fool would fall for that kind of bait. Lego Anubis and special ed Wurms have been around for much longer and them being "accepted" in a way makes them worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672039
Can I still post alp fetish mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672039
>threadcannon all sucks
>canon gazer is an arrogant mean bitch
>threadcanon gazer is a qt NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672061
I want to use a Mindflayer to turn some random fat anon into a chubby alp, and call her senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672039
>NTR mindflayers
That's canon.

>invincible wizards
That's barely a thing, at least not as much as "muh invincible monsters".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672053
I should have known it was you. And the tryhard necromancer too.

Thanks, these little greentexts always lighten me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672061
Only if I can do my patron duty and awaken minflayers to the ways of HEALTH.

>She and her tentacles become super soft.
>It's like hugging foam noodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672064
"Fatty tranny" needs to fuck off, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672067
Glad you enjoy them.
They're fun to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672066

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672064
What if that alped anon hates being chubby and is encouraged by her new succubutt friends to put on spats and go to the gym to work off the pounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672039
>invincible wizards

Do you think you could beat a wizard anon?

[LDR !!NywX6A6SFy0 No.]

>>13672035
>>13672043
Pretty much, though that tends to be how removal stuff works, it just happens and you get notified. I guess you could consider the forced confirmation page warning, and it had to be reported in the first place to become an issue, but terms and conditions are always "without prior notice".

I'll see about if I can contact or appeal things but a bit dubious, the email only had terms and content policy links.
>Spam: Spam takes several forms in Blogger, all of which can result in deletion of your account or blog. Some examples include creating blogs designed to drive traffic to your site or to move it up in search listings, posting comments on other people's blogs just to promote your site or product, and scraping existing content from other sources for the primary purpose of generating revenue or other personal gains.

So I guess they saw it as traffic driving or content scraping, I don't know.

>>13672041
>>13672049
Thanks, Wordpress at least has a better user system so there shouldn't be issues with it going anywhere if there's additional people assisting there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672077
Case in point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672062
Canon Gazer is arguably better if you like Cyclops types to start with. She comes across as mean and arrogant but just wants someone to love her for who she is, she turns into spaghetti if she tries to use her powers on a guy who actually likes her. They have a cute side that feels inferior and longs for acceptance, there's a lot more that can be done with that sort of thing than your stereotypical thread canon neet.

I do like both versions though, Gazers are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672080
I'd still give contacting them a try, most of the time this shit is automated anyways. I remember I had to do some bullshit final project in college and make a tumblr page, and on the day it was checked Tumblr pulled down my page, and I had to spend that whole week trying to get them to put it up so I wouldn't fail the class.

I don't want to crawl back to ELH, please don't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672073
Then we have Strong Alp Senpai, the spats wearing, iron abed protector of her kohai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672080
>Spam takes several forms in Blogger
>Some examples
This is somebody wiping their ass on a keyboard, not a ToS.

>I guess they saw it as traffic driving or content scraping,
That doesn't make any sense even by guidelines set down by their oh-so-helpful example, since you weren't "generating revenue or other personal gains" from it.

Sucks that this happened. At least now I know never to use the site to host anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never spank an elf while she squeals like a pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672088
Sound's neat.
I'd want her and an even softer chubby alp senpai.
Dual cuddling so I can enjoy the best of both worlds and pat their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672080
Content scraping seems most likely but I doubt you were making a profit from anything so it shouldn't fall under that. Wouldn't be surprised if their review of the page was automatic or done by an intern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672084
Imagine courting a dopelganger whose powers are too closely linked to her emotions. Like, once you love her for who she is, and her powers aren't focused on one particular form, it starts fluxuating wildly based on her emotions. you could be on a cute date holding her hand and telling her you love her only to have her blush deeply and have her clothes twist and warp into a wedding gown or something

>>13672088
I don't know what happened to those fags who always flipped out at the mention of alps, and I'm glad that they're gone, but frankly you're just begging for them to come back with all this Alp Senpai shit. Ease up and stop forcing the meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672064
I want to fondle the soft curves of a chubby Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672096
>you could be on a cute date holding her hand and telling her you love her only to have her blush deeply and have her clothes twist and warp into a wedding gown or something
Sounds adorable, especially if she has no control of it. Getting embarrassed by her own powers would be extra cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672096
>stop forcing the meme
Stop forcing this buzzword

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672092
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672080

Honestly I thought you died in some way shape or form, LDR. Shame about the Blogspot though since you're the only one out of the two that didn't put the full screen name on submissions like a rube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672096
I don't do a lot of the chubby alp stuff.
I just love a girl in spats.
Sweaty, exhausting sex after a workout seems great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672104
We can't go one thread without some asshole (the same one I suspect) going "Hurr durr chubby alp senpai".

Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672104
>using buzzword unironically
>Not realizing buzzword is a buzzword
Look I can't even count the times it was brought up out of the blue, with no context for no reason, and always followed by more alp posting. That's forcing. Just now you get a pass I guess what with the guy talking about undesirable threadcanon, so it's not entirely without context, but still. Alp alone has 34 mentions. It's blatantly obnoxious. And then you have the hide to bitch when people complain about your forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672113
Yes, yes. Someone dares to like something you hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672119
No one said that.

All I asked you was to stop being a forcing shithead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672119
And then this is your response when people turn around and go "Really, Alps again?" Alps have more mention in these threads that fucking dragons and anubi. And that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire to lift with a mini jinko in spats.
I also desire to make someone else mow the lawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672125
>me
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672129
I doubt that. And even if alp discussion was that prolific, then what? Do the threads have a quota on how much something is allowed to be discussed now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672117
>followed by more alp posting.
Someone brings something up. Others who like said thing join in to talk about it. Hardly some evil meme forcing conspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672113

I swear to God if I see that stupid Chubby Alp Senpai shit in this thread one more time coming from somebody's cunt fingers i'm going to have to eat every Cockatrice in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stop a Lilim from corrupting a town in five dragonball z minutes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672150
So like...10 episodes? Or is my math way off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672149
L-lewd

What are you going to do when they turn your head to stone while you're eating one of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672117
>about your forced meme
>your
Dude, put away the tinfoil. It's not /pol/ here.

>>13672149
Alright, you and I both know you're just baiting for people to post chubby alp senpai. You have to use better bait next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672157
They can't turn him to stone, he's already ROCK HARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671103
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672137
>>13672147

This is just ctrl f with a space before hand to try and get rid of words that use the subject as a part of another word, though that's only really applicable with alp, i.e. scalp. I didn't ad a space after for words that end in a comma and not a space, so you can scrape off perhaps 20 for words that use alp at the beginning like alpines perhaps, thought that word isn't actually found

>anubi 13
>dragon 25
>alp 86

Seems pretty forced to me.
>Hurrd durr muh evul boogeyman
No. You did this to the other guy too, stop forcing words down peoples throats to give them an infantile motive so you can disregard their complaints. I'm just sick of seeing the same thing over and over again. These threads are great for their variety. They turn to shit when you just talk about the same thing all the time. How many tiny fucking variations of fat alp do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a vampire to drop a steamroller on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672179
You both must mean za warudo to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672137
>Do the threads have a quota on how much something is allowed to be discussed now?
And no one is saying this you defensive princess, I'm just saying you don't have to mention it so god damn much. I mean for how much you guys claim to love your fat alp senpai, out side of
>I want to do X!
>I want Alp Senpai to do X to me!
You niggers rarely actually discuss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672185
Trying to deny my love is useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672166
>anubi 13
>dragon 25
>alp 86
Shit, really? I knew a lot of people here liked alps but that's practically spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672179
>Implying she won't use that time to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672166
>You did this to the other guy too
You assume your sperging only annoys one person. Also way to not at least glance through those Ctrl+F hits, a bunch of them are on the writefag, the Alps (the geographic feature), the word "alpha," being used as a synonym for gay and several posts which contain it multiple times, inflating the resultant matches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672199
To be fair, some of that is using mindflayers to alp people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672187
You don't seem to know how this site works.

Protip: Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672166
>>13672199
>>13672205
>Type in Mindflayer
>Over 100 results
Instead of comparing it to Monster Girls that aren't being discussed, compare it to ones that are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672199
Look for yourself. I mean in their defense alp is synonymous with faggot here, so not EVERY mention of alp is going to be actually relevant to alps, but still it's a disproportionate amount that I'm not alone in being sick of.

>>13672205
>a bunch of them are on the writefag, the Alps (the geographic feature), the word "alpha," being used as a synonym for gay and several posts which contain it multiple times, inflating the resultant matches.
I realise this.
>sperging
It's a reasonable complaint framed reasonably.

>>13672210
>Using the most recent and the most controversial MG to compare it to the usage of Alps
the mere fact that alps haven't been as overshadowed in all this mindflayer talk is a give away

>>13672207
response

[Anonymous No.]

Ahhh~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672137

This is how MGG works.

If it's not a Holstaur, Kikimora, Anubis, Oomukade, Vampire, Kitsune, Bonnet Tipping Threadcanon Lizardman, The new FOTM/FOTT Monstergirl that they're trying to ruin with threadcanon, or a Yeti you're really shit out of luck with any actual discussion happening. More times than not you'll be told to "fuck off".

Especially goes double for the people who think Alping only happens from homosexual desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672210
Mindflayer is new, Alp has been around forever and people still spam it. I haven't even commented on the issue so far but that's just way too obvious to ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672219
>Especially goes double for the people who think Alping only happens from homosexual desires.
How else do you alp? I mean, does the act of wanting to cop a feel of tits, but not wanting a girlfriend make you alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672225

There are cases of there being enough demonic energy entering a human body that it actually destroys their ability to produce spirit energy and turns them into an Alp straight from a human male.

Especially happens when a Dark Matter is involved. It's in the World Guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13671965

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672229
>Unleashing dark matter bombs at Order meetings for a quick alp cuddle pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672220
>people still spam it.
In all fairness nobody really cared about them for a long while after the profile was released just like with some other entries that had waxing and waning popularities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672219
>If it's not a Holstaur, Kikimora, Anubis, Oomukade, Vampire, Kitsune, Bonnet Tipping Threadcanon Lizardman, The new FOTM/FOTT Monstergirl that they're trying to ruin with threadcanon, or a Yeti you're really shit out of luck with any actual discussion happening. More times than not you'll be told to "fuck off".
That's not true entriely. Oni, Apophis, Jinko Ushi, Hobgoblins, Wights and other girls get plenty of attention/discussion.

What's true suffering is liking Khepri and Sandworm. I feel sorry for any poor souls out there that like even less popular ones like Familiar though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672233
Mmmm, yes perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672225
Only two ways. You're gay or you want to be the little girl.

>>13672229
It's impossible to destroy SE unless there's a secret desire blah blah because DE fuels SE production like a catalyst. That's the perpetual fuck machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672229
I don't believe you. KC's writing is shit and his world is terrible but I highly doubt he would allow just random alping.

[Anonymous No.]

What MG is MAMONOBAMA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672246
It can be overcame with a strong desire to stay male and find/stay with a waifu. You'd have to be okay with it on some level for it to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672242
>nobody cared

Alps were shunned on Cait Sith level until about this time last year. There was definitely caring, and it was definitely not positive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672205
Also, a grand total of two Alp hits are on the mountains. And 5 on "alpha" Every thing outside of using it to call some one a fag and being used multiple times in one post is just Alp posting, pal.

I don't know what you're tying to defend here, the overuse of alps is abundantly apparent. I'm not telling you what to like, I guess I'm just asking you to quit bringing it up so often. I know it can't be helped that people bring up the things they like but at this rate it's nothing short of being forced.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a gazer to e3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672238
That would be the angriest cuddle pile ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672243
Yeah, it's tough liking Familiars.
Whatever, more for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672256
But it would be worth it, and I'd cuddle each and every new Alp and let them know I love them all! Their new female bodies are too weak for their old weapons anyway, they'll have to learn to just accept the cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672243
>I feel sorry for any poor souls out there that like even less popular ones like Familiar though.
At least Average is one of the few writefags to actually do anything with them, he even presented Familiars based off of different animal species like that monkey one from his Pathfinder thingy.
I still want to see art of that chubby cat Familiar though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672049

It's literally the same layout without any daily commentary. How does that make it tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672256
>A bunch of alps in tunics and tabards pouting angrily as they cuddle Anon.

Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672256
It would also be pretty non-canon, but don't let that ruin your fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672238
>Implying all of them want to be the little girl
It's not an /a/ meeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672264
NTR Mindflayer isn't canon either, yet here we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672265
What did you expect? Lots of faggots in here who apperantly love trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672271
>NTR Mindflayer isn't canon
NTR mindflayer is possible, alping someone who isn't gay is not.

Good effort though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672272
Fun fact, liking something doesn't mean you want to be one. That's like implying everyone in this thread wants to be a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672262
>Literally the same layout
That's a lie. The blogspot had traditional headers and side columns. The wordpress has that minimalist hipster feel and is just a giant scrollfest. It's just a layout preference that doesn't mesh with me personally. Tumblr has a similarly disagreeable feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672276
>alping someone who isn't gay is not.
But did you miss >>13672229

Besides are you defending Mindrape over alping Orderfags?

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13672229
there are 2 requirements for Alping:
a) accumulating enough mamono mana to turn into an incubus or already being one
b) a strong enough desire to have sex with men or be a girl

you're not gonna lose your dick unless both are fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672279
More like some people in here are in the closet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672283
I'm not defending anything, those are simple facts.

Also, see >>13672284

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672252
>Every thing outside of using it to call some one a fag and being used multiple times in one post
Which there are several of, so how does that not inflate your search results? You also disregarded all the instances of the piping how new 'using a Mindflayer to Alp someone' meme, fresh from the oven.

>I'm just asking you to quit bringing it up so often.
While you definitely won't believe me, I don't. I sometimes reply to posts about Alps, but can't recall the last time, if ever, when I tried to start a discussion about them instead of commenting on a preexisting mention.

Also, I'm not your pal, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672281

> Traditional Headers
Wordpress has those

> Side Columns
Also available just not enabled

> Minimalist Hipster feel
Minimalism is important. The blogspot was always too cluttered and not eye-appealing.

> Scrollfest
It has endless scrolling enabled but is otherwise the same as the blogspot page segregation

Whatever floats your boat though. Either way the next OP will only have the drama free list and the Wordpress.

>>13672107
What does this even mean? Whoever submits a post on either site has their name slapped onto it.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672300

They're French and Swiss. That's more than enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672260
>No cat familiar to fall asleep in your lap
>No happy dog familiar to play with out side
>No rabbit familiar to cuddle while she munches on a carrot
>No monkey familiar who climbs up your back to hug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672300
Yepp, quite a nice mountain range, lots of decent skying spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672306
Decent enough to crash a plane in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672300
Agreed, the people who like them however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672299
ELH please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672296
>so how does that not inflate your search results?
I never said it didn't. But even if you half the results, and that's being generous, it's still way more than the two most overused girls in thread, dragons and anubi.

And how daft are you to not cotton on to the fact that I'm using 'you' generally. My bad, I guess, I just didn't feel like saying "you people" every single time. But I mean just take a moment to think about the context. Do you (specifically) really think that I would use a term to pin one anonymous person out of a sea of other anonymous people? Frankly, any use of 'you' here has to be general by stint of no one here actually being identifiable.

>The new alp meme
Is exactly what I have a problem with, why would I disregard it when it's subject to the problem I'm talking about; the overuse of alps.

>>13672299
>Wordpress has those
It's all centered and shit. And the blogspot was hardly cluttered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672313

Why do you automatically assume I'm him? You don't see anyone astroturfing the blogspot being accused of being LDR. Face it - you just want to turn this into another boogeyman argument and blame him for LDR not following Blogger's rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672313
That post was too informative/not autistic enough to be ELH.

Ease up on the boogeymanning, will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672311
Only if there's no survivors So I can begin my undead horde and march on a small Belgian town to claim it as my own and begin my dark conquest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672025
You've been doing a shitty job of keeping it current anyways..

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hide from a monster

[Anonymous No.]

I want to discuss Existentialism with my Nietzsche-influenced Kikimora maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672321
This one wasn't tho
>>13672318

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672325
No, you pay her to clean, not to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672300
I don't understand why people don't call them NTRsluts when they're basically succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672305
>no CC familiar to have as a Onee-san
>no Opossum familiar to prank people with
>no spider Familiar to give headpats after she's weaved something for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672260
Lucy was love. And unfortunate necromanc- I mean The Dark Lord's black cat familiar is pretty cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672326

> I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT ON WORDS AND WHO WRITES THEM. I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS!

That's how stupid you sound right now. It's fucking 4chan. Unless there's a trip attached to a post you're delusional. Or unless there's the word "haram" in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672092
those thighs look like they'd turn red nicely from a few paddlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672329
Really? This shit again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672326
Gee, I wonder what could've provoked such a response?

Guess we'll never know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672327
But you don't pay them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672330
>No alligator familiar to stare at you from the pool
>No frog familiar who jumps up to hug you whenever you walk past.
>No bear familiar who gets mistaken for a loli grizzly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672338
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672332
I was poking fun at how autistic you sound, I don't REALLY think you're ELH. I mean, keep acting suspiciously tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672335
The memes must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672338
But then who paid them to grab Dr. Pavel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672345
>THE MEME's ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672324
Making her work up a proper appetite first? How thoughtful of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672351
exactly then I can surprise her with food

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672339
The defining feature for Familiars are their wings and tails (which will vary depending the base animal) aren't they? I wonder how those paw-like appendages may vary.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lose to a wurm in a tug-of-war!

[Anonymous No.]

>Grow up with an Oni childhood friend
>She was always a terror growing up, still is
>You never joined in, you grew up in a wheelchair thanks to a leg condition that none of your doctors could figure out
>Despite being a constant thorn in everyone's side at school, she got perfect grades
>She was always studying at home
>You got a nice, safe job pushing papers at your father's company out of high school
>She went off to college, and though she promised to come home during breaks, she never did
>You were a little sad, you figured she met some guy and got married and forgot about you
>When she came to visit you one day, 5 years after she left, you learned why she never came back
>She had crammed all of her schooling into as short a time as possible, finishing a 4 year degree in a year before heading off to med school and going at it with the same mindset
>She had dedicated herself her whole life to becoming a doctor so that she could help you finally get out of that chair and walk
>You're not quite there yet, but you've made progress, and that's a start
>Some have questioned why your wife is also your doctor, reasoning that her emotional attachment to her husband may cloud her judgement
>You feel differently, because you know that you never would have made so much progress if it wasn't for her love and dedication

[Anonymous No.]

To the guy complaining about Alps earlier, look on the bright side it could be a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672369
>leddit
I'm not even fucking suprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672360
Probably a similarly oversized version of whatever the monster/animal variation would have. Though I wouldn't mind if at least the palms remained soft and squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672371
Sometimes a man has to stare into the abyss to realise what a god send these threads are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672369
I'm going to puke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672369
>le reddit
Urge to Purge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672369
The internet having people who want to be the little (monster) girl? Say it isn't so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672379
>Dubs
What dubs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672379
>dubs
>what is irony
I mean that is ironic right?

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to hug a bullied mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672369
>>13672379
The worst part? Faggots like that are all flooding to 4chan because of Chairman Pao's new rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672383
I want to bully a hugged mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672367
That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672376
Eh, I get the feeling the difference mostly comes from being inured to the shit of these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672386
well that is rude I'll be a human shield

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672385

Don't forget the constant posts on the Monstergirl subreddit trying to drive traffic to TFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672383
>In High School
>Grizzly who hasn't grown since fifth grade is hiding in the library because people mock her for being so small.
>As she's laying there, fighting back tears, you just pick her up and hug her.
>She struggles for a second before hugging you back, openly weeping.
She eventually starts letting out that happy rumbling they do, the noise absurdly loud despite her small size.
That year she grows to full dire grizzly size, muscles and all.
She still loves hugging you whenever she can, her happy rumbling still thunderously loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672391
You're not honestly putting this faggotry on us, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672305
>>13672330
>>13672339
>Familiar variants

Has magic gone too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672392
Then your both going to get bullied. Kids are cruel anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to NTR a man using a Mindflayer to steal his wife, and then letting the Mindflayer keep the man.

I don't care about the daughteru, mindflay her into being some little loli slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672410
it wouldn't be that bad,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672409
No far enough I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672408
I never said these threads were the equivalent of leddit, but they can be plenty awful in their own way, probably even more so when viewed by an outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672409
>Has magic gone too far?
Nope, I believe Familiar variants are likely canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672411
Then it turns out the Mindflayer had brainwashed into thinking you had performed those acts, and the elders were the monsters all along, and everybody aside from the kid dies at the end of Part 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672417
Could be neat. Though the baseline Familiars already look plenty pettable and cuddleable for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672415
Well sure, hence why "outsiders" should lurk moar.

But as shit as we are, and boy are we, I will not stand here and be put on the same level as these reddit faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672420
So... Who am I dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672411
But that goes against the spirit of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672402
D'aww, I can just picture her arms and legs clinging to my chest as she cries into my shoulder. Except in my mind it's a snow-white polar grizzly with long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672432
You princess carry her out after that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672429
Fuck your spirit, it's a slave to my dick now. Be happy I didn't alp you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672420
>You will never see mobius Jolyne animated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672432
>Snow-white
>Long white hair.
Why am I thinking of Illya as a loli polar bear grizzly now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672438
>Be happy I didn't alp you
Seeing as I'm not gay/don't wanna be a girl, I think I would've been safe either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672428
You dicked your own doppelganger poiton clone. Now neither of you are virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672436
I wear her as a back pack until her sudden growth spurt turns her into an amazoness no one would fuck with. And then I train hard as fuck so that I can continue to carry her on my back/shoulders, and make her giggle like the little girl she once was as she clings to me lovingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672438
I think you'd be the one that alps since you're intent on having sexual relations with a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672452
>Show her a picture of the "old days" when she was tiny and riding on your back, her face cherry red.
>She's eight feet tall and packing more muscle than an Oni now, the memory of those rides causing her to sigh and say she missed those days.
>Tell her you can still do it, much to her amusement.
>Hike her up on your back for a piggy back ride, managing to make it across the room before you collapse on the floor.
>She begins nibbling your ear as you lay on the ground, thanking you for doing that but its her turn to carry you now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stand still on a street corner in MGC not paying attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672461
No! I will train! And I will carry my waifu! Even if it looks comical 'cause she's that much bigger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672467
>Not wanting to be carried around by a literal bearmode girl
pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672467
>Anon trains until the day he can pick her up and carry his dire grizzly sized waifu
>She laughs and tells him that he doesn't need to try so hard.
>He is undeterred and pulls her up into a princess carry.
>She's so amazed that she loses her cool and goes bright red.
>Anon carries his waifu to the bedroom and engages in pelvis shattering sex.
>At the end of it she's smiling lazily and hugging him tightly, nuzzling into his chest like she used to.

And then your daughter was the strongest grizzly ever thanks to eugenics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672462
Get ready for a few inquiries about your rates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672461
>You'll never catch her sleepily telling altered fairy tales to her already sleeping daughter, in that low content rumble of hers as she gazes into space with a happy smile plastered on her face
>"And that was when the prince came for the small crying princess, and lifted her up into a big hug, and gave her piggybacks every day."
>You'll never slid up next to her, and pull your snoozing daughter into a hug as you ask her what happened after that
>She'll never pull you down with her to the floor in a big family cuddlepile and nibble at you ear as she finishes her story
>"They lived happily ever after, of course."

>>13672482
I am a free man, even though I'm not american, and I have a choice. And I chose both. And they will see, that a hero is just a man who can both carry and be carried by his waifu.

>>13672484
>She'll never come home teary eyes because people tease her for being tall for her age
>Your waifu will never grin as you tell your daughter you have the perfect remedy
>You'll never take your daughter everywhere from that day forth, riding on your shoulders, well into her late teens despite her embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672462
>>13672491
>A nervous yeti walks up to anon
>She's shaking as if suffering from withdrawal symptoms and has dark circles under her eyes
>"H-how much for 1 hour of cuddling, 1 hour is enough I swear"
Would you have the heart to tell her she's made a mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672505
Depends on what I'm doing for the next few days. Though I'd rather take in a shaking zombie who needs waaarm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672461
>you train for months, searching for the Seven Forbidden Gyms, where the grandmasters of swole teach you the true form of the squat
>even so, one day while trying to carry her again you pass out
>you wake up in a hospital bed, your face buried in your wife's bossom and a pouting loli lich doctor next to her
>once you calm down your wife the doc tells you the bad news
>your piggybacking days are over
>you are crushed, knowing you will never feel that softness in your back again
>when it's time to leave the hospital, your wife only smiles and throws you on her back
>"It's my turn now!"
>you feel a little sad, but her softness is still there, and soon you fall asleep, your wife happily singing
>"deep in the hundred acre wood, where christopher robin plays..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672511
>Not getting the lich to make you stronger with the power of science and magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672511
There are some things man was not meant to squat.
This was once such tale, like Icarus except you just blew out your knees instead of melting your wings and you still have a wife to carry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672510
>zombie shambling up to you with a handful of scrunched up bills
>an expression of anxiety and desperation radiating from behind her tangled bangs
>"Waaaaaarm?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672201
>Implying I'd come in 9 seconds
I probs would... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672531
Time to give her the warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672531
>Some of them are just pieces of paper with 'waarm' scrawled on in crayons

Reminds me of that picture, 'Don't Warm, Open Inside'

[Anonymous No.]

I want a vampire to guilt me into donating blood. I'm terrified of needles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672531
I'm imagining her wearing a trench coat and hat, too ashamed to be noticed buying hugs but too oblivious that her behaviour is making it so obvious a Wurm could notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672545
Would you give blood to a starving homeless vampire who snuck into your home and attacked you from the shadows, knocking you down under her, only to start bawling as her lips touch your throat, and sobbing apologies even as she shakes from hunger?

>>13672550
What about an elven kiss slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672558
I was more thinking of red cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672558
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672558
That's a very specific scenario you've got there.

[Anonymous No.]

What color do you like your slime girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672567
So you wouldn't? Even as her tears stain her bedraggled, high-class dress? You wouldn't take the frail, fallen Queen of the Night into your arms and carry her to your bedroom, before taking your shirt off and placing her in your lap as she cries, whispering that it's okay, and gently guiding her lips to your throat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672505
Don't do it, the serial hugger escaped a few days ago, it's a trap anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672558
That's when you give her hugs and headpats before telling her it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672580
Blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672325
Disgusting
At least get a Kiki influenced by a decent philosopher

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672576

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672582
I mean yeah I would let her have some of my blood, but maybe a few months down the road I would donate blood to red cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672588
Wouldn't it just get absorbed into her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672582
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672589
>Try to find a Kikimora interested in philosophy
>End up with Carl as a Kikimora
>"It don' mattuh, mastuh, none a'dis mattuhs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672584
>"We interupt your viewing for an emergency announcement"
>"At 2pm this afternoon a man was found passed out in a state of pure bliss, unable to converse and repeating the words "soft" and "warm""
>"The culprit is believed to be a yeti in her early to mid twenties, single men across MGC are advised to be alert. She may look cute but she's a serial offender and doesn't even rape her victims"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672580
Blue or white.

>>13672589
>Take her back
>Get another one
>This one is depressed and influenced by Plato
>"Everything is just an imperfect replica of the true form, so why bother cleaning? It's never going to be truly clean"

>>13672594
How do you react when she disappears the next morning, only to reappear weeks later, a little hungry, but mostly together, in a fancy car, asking you to live with her, that she'd never met a man so kind, that she'd fallen for you and that she dreams about your taste, that everything were already prepared, and it's totally okay if you don't want to, but if that were the case, she'd like to take you on some dates to get you interested in her? All in a rapid, breathless confession?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672616
I mean I guess I would date her, how is my blood situation, cause I don't wanna die to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672607

Carlkimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672166
Did you see that argument earlier in the thread? Anons were threatening to alp each other in every other post, so the number is, in part, artificially inflated by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672216
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672325
God is dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672348
Your memes end here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672627
She doesn't drink that much. Just enough to leave her belly warm before she goes to sleep with the taste of you on her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672558

>She starts drinking your blood
>She goes a bit too far and almost kills you
>She feels horrible about it and takes care of you

I know that was a scenario posted before but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672629
>Carl
>"Hey! Hey! Look at my fluffy tail, Master! It's rocking a little harder today!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672616
This is why you don't feed strays. They become all attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672505
>>13672531
>not using the zombie as a heat sink for maximum cuddletime with the yeti
why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672608
>She starts to tremble violently from hug withdrawals
>All single men have either locked themselves in or fled town
>Desperate, she wraps her fluffy, shaking paws around her body and hugs herself
>Falls into a deep sleep with a smile on her face as she's taken back to the psych ward

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672681
I don't mind a vamp beoming attached to me. I know it was my scenario, but I think I'd refuse her offer to move in with here, but let her move in with me if she really had to. It would be cool living a cozy life with a vamp who's like a rich fish out of water. I mean, Assuming I'm living somewhere nice in like a one bedroom apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672675
No, I passed one to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672686
I like zombies more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672686

>Fall asleep hugged by a zombie and yeti on the street corner
>You think to check your possessions
>You find a good amount of money in your pocket in addition to what you already have on you

That's when Anon realized the potentianl of how much he could make from being paid to be cuddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672709
I want to start a kissing booth in MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672717
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672717
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672717
fucking slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672717
SLUUUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672717
And then your first customer is a ghoul and you're never heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672723
>>13672724
>>13672731
>tfw this would probably be reactions of elves and centaurs when you try to recruit them into being bodyguards

Well, I can always get the Lizardmen down the street to help out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to Jump on an Ushi's back and play bucking bronco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672744

Along with her Akaname friend.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/ujWbV0c3
>Tentacled Librarian
Or There's no way that creepy Mindflayer girl is implanting me with fake memories!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672717

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672688
I want to upgrade a serial hugger with subdermal biotic enhancements that give her vastly increased speed, strength and stamina, so no one can escape her hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672755
>Harblador writing Mindflayer
Dis gonna be gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672757
What a show off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672747
>Not riding her into battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672757
Somebody's gonna get mindflayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672760

You must be stopped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672747
>bucking bronco
And then Anon was disappointed when the Ushi sat there stunned for a moment before twisting around to gaze at him with heart pupils, a heavy blush, and wiggling ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672778
There's only one way I can be stopped, and that's when everyone in the world has been hugged!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672755
Short and sweet, I guess. A little too short perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672779
>disappointed
I think that mental image almost killed me, spoiler shit that dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672779
>you activated my rape card

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672755
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672755
Short and to the point, damn Mindflayers are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672775
>>13672775

I don't really care given that unlike alot of you threadcanon toting asshats I don't subscribe to the idea of Mindflayers NTR'ing people.

Now, being a Cult front for the return of Cthulhu-sama, sure why not. Why not make a contrived story about just that because you people gobble that shit up regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672755
Loved the gradual flaying. But man, she was greedy to further tinker with the scenario once she got her man.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are bad enough to drive a man full paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the power armor wearing, heavy weapon's support for your group of space pirates with a dwarf engineer who swears like a sailor, a wurm pilot who's the best in the business, and your gentle holstaur captain who's super nervous at being in charge but is super competent when she needs to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672796
Please leave Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672402
>>13672432
This. I want this so much.

>>13672505
I sure as fuck wouldn't. That Yeti gonna get cuddled.

>>13672755
See, you're the guy I would trust to actually write about these. Good shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

You gonna get wanwan'd

http://i.imgur.com/pDHNwrw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672812
can you stop fucking posting that already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672812
Meh, someone already posted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672812
We alr\eady know about that, shitstick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672779
>wiggling ears
hhhnnnnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672809
Yeah, tiny grizzlies that get big is great.
>First time she spends the night you hug her like a teddy bear.
>The nigh after prom when she's almost done growing she's using you as the teddy bear.
>The only thing that didn't change is the content smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, the blogspot page is gone. Did something happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672826
I wonder what happened to that ilikemuffins guy, his Grizzly cuddling story was cute.
>>13672828
>>13672025

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672796
I hope we get some nice genki girl Mindflayer threadcanon because of the association with inklings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672828
see
>>13672025

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672807
>>13672807

How about rather than confusing me for somebody that i'm not you try to produce an actual counter-argument to threadcanon being shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672816

Really? That's a shame. Well, it's good enough to share twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672844
fuck off bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672846
>implying there's only one person who likes futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672779
In the end, you get a cute little daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672843
Where's the argument? It's a known thing that threadcanon is shit.
It's in the memes, as well as nature.

You can't fight nature, Jack... Wind blows, rain falls, and threadcanon is a pile of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672812
You're a good man Anon, disregard what everyone else says.

>>13672844
I haven't seen it before. Who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672812
Fuck off futafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672843
The King in Yellow!?

Speak not his name less you doom us all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672850
Not him, but I like futa. Yet I prefer to keep it separate from monstergirls.

That, and I'm still disgusted at the threads resident futafags and their forceful nature, especially when futa already oversaturates another, poor unfortunate board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672850
there's more than one, but who the fuck else is responsible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672865

I'd speak her name three times if only to doom this pile of festering Elephant dung into the darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672869
You're one upset little bitch.

Go eat a cookie and take a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672866
>I'm still disgusted at the threads resident futafags and their forceful nature
What are you talking about? when was the last time futafags actually tried to force anything, outside of baiting done by people who probably don't even like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672877
Were you even here during the /a/ days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672869
2cute4me. I'd let her turn me into a jiggling abomination and I'd violate her beautiful minigirl body with my new horrifying appendages all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672877
It's not as noticeable because they're told to fuck off and shoved back into their cave, as >>13672882
said they were obnoxious on /a/ and the attitude towards them is a result of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672882
That was over a year ago, fag. If that was the last time, you've got more pressing things to bitch about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672812
I must be getting desensitized because my only real thoughts on it were that it doesn't connect to herself very solidly and she's likely to break her penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672835
Then KC should've made a squid girl.

But he made a Mindflayer, so tough shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672891
>KC should've made a squid girl.
What is Kraken?

>>13672889
That reminds me of those porno bloopers where guys "break" and "bend" their dicks by accidents and keel over in severe pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672889
I had a similar thought too. That and she seems to lack a penile sheath, so her dick is going to get dry and desensitized real quick. And that weird mix of human and canine anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672897
>What is Kraken?
Not the same thing, smart guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672901
>Not the same thing
It IS the same thing, anon. Just what are you trying to get at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672901
>Kraken
>Is literally a squid monstergirl
>Not a squid girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672904

That's a lovely re-color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672904
>Kraken =/= Squid =/= Mindflayer
It's really not that difficult.

>>13672908
>literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672914
Kraken are literally Squid MGs.
Mindflayers are closer to Octopi, like Scylla. Anon do you even know anything about Squid, Octopus, and Cuttlefish?

But I think I understand something in the fact that you wanted a squid kid like those Inklings only done by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672901
>>13672914
Why do you fags gotta complain so fucking much all the goddamn time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672921
>complain
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd art is nice and all for monstergirls that need them, but what about cool actiony shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672921
>Wheredoyouthinkweare.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672923
>kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672924
Mari did some of that once.
Were still laughing at the dual sword wielding character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672921
I'm sorry, did we trigger you?

If we did, I sincerely apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672924
Not before we get lewds of the girls that are popular yet somehow have no explicit art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672928
>Were still laughing at the dual sword wielding character.
That was actually .less' self-insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672924
I'd like to see a jinko vs hinezumi fight scene myself.
If the jinko wins, she goes into heat and some poor guy is getting snusnued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672933
No way. Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672928
Don't even start with that shitty story.

Still mad.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672933
I thought he had the monsterboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672938
>Shitty story
It was laughably bad. It's not like it was Dragon Ball Evolution or Other M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672941
That is a later version self-insert I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672938
The fact that it made some fags go into defcon 6 assblast despite the fact it wasn't meant to be taken seriously was good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672944
I'd rather have nothing.

>>13672949
True, I did not get as mad as some other people did.

If you can still call that "mad"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672949
Some people didn't realise it was meant to be a bit of fun and .less practising action scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>She's sneaking up on you to pick your pockets, and maybe get in a grope or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672946
So one nathan personnal self insert wasn't enough for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672949
>it wasn't meant to be taken seriously
>embracing the KC model

I guess that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672956
>Don't carry wallet in pockets
>Cut holes in all pockets
All she's getting is a handful of dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672958
It doesn't change the fact that people like you were bumbothered by stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672956
>raccoon jew rogue

I wish KC went with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672956
Old KC art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672965
>people like you were bumbothered
I was? Why did no one tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672957
He's had a couple different waifus too
.less is a slut
A SLUUUUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672956
My ass is sensitive and my back pocket is pretty tight around my wallet. She's not grabbing it without my notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672974
>My ass is sensitive
I don't have anything clever to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672874

Not my fault this thread gets shittier by the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672972
A lot of us here are sluts. There's at least 20 monsters I wouldn't mind marrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672934
>jinko wins
Sorry, that's not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672972
He's just looking around for one that really clicks for him. It took a while for me to cement my top 4, and 5-6 are still pretty variable.
But he's still a sluuuuuuuut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672972
Haohi will probably suffer a fate similar to Leona and Laska did then.
Heeheehee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672978
Well it is. Where it meets my lower back is probably the most ticklish spot on my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672984
Secret wurm best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672988
The middle of my back and shoulderblades are the most ticklish spot for me.
Which MG would abuse this fact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672934
I like to think that a Jinko would make a better martial artist than a Hinezumi in the long run, but that Hinezumi always get a head start in the skill department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672996
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672949
This. Though I still don't understand what all the rumpravagement was about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672962
And this is supposed to be bad for her how?

[Anonymous No.]

You stumble across a mountain region full of nomadic tribes of lizard girls. Which of these tribes most appeals to you?

>The big tribe, which overwhelms with numbers and absorbs other tribes
>The survivalist tribe from a more desert area, trained to survive by gathering and drinking their own fluids
>The reverse harem tribe
>The beast trainer tribe
>The Amazonian Archer tribe who believe men should stay in the kitchen
>A desert nudist tribe who prefer a special body paint to deflect heat rather than clothes
>The tribe that settled in mountain caves
>The tribe that settled on a river inlet
>A tribe of swimmers
>A tribe of vegetarians (They make exceptions for demons)
>A tribe that likes cultures from other lands
>The nocturnal tribe that believes the sun is evil
>A tribe of miners
>A tribe with a 33% birth rate for identical twins
>A tribe of songstresses
>A tribe of fatties who drink lots of water to bloat themselves
>A tribe who believe horses are perfect, and marry a horse on coming of age

Which Tribe of Lizards would you gravitate towards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
The archer tribe or the nudist tribe. The twin tribe sounds fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
Nudists. Nude savages are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
Archer tribe, book lovely meals for a lizard girl and win her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
Amazonian Lizardgirls pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672999
It makes sense, hinezumi need the initial boost to keep from getting waifued by the first guy they spar with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672986
>spoiler
that's evil

>>13673019
I choose the foreigner-loving lizardgirls, though nudists sound like the perfect opportunity to 'fingerpaint'

Someone saw the Goro, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
None, nomads are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
For some reason the swimmers sound fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
the Nudist tribe sounds nice the swimmers tribe sound nice as well its hard to chose


>those spoilers

just no....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673033
What if they "swim" like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45yabrnryXk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673032
Goro is strange, but Horo is just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673043
That's not swimming, that's traversing the water like a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673030
I see Jinko being very compatible with Bājíquán, and masters being on par with Li Shu Wen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
The inlet tribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13672986
>Haohi will probably suffer a fate similar to Leona and Laska did then.

never did say they were my waifus cause i only have one and im faithful to her.

http://puu sh/iwnsC/99c850f6da.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
Messing with the survivalist desert tribe that drinks bodily fluid sounds fun. Convince them that your semen is like a holy fluid or something and make the entire tribe "drink" from you every day.

Also, big tribe sounds good for achieving a harem due to the high number of single women about. You'll be in high enough demand that you can get serious clout with many important members, and can become the power behind the throne, and eventually overt ruler of the tribe. Then if you want, you could go all Rance and conquer all the other tribes to add to your harem, and grow your army by putting buns in their ovens. And use their unique talents like the Romans did with local auxiliaries, to augment your own army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673064
>Convince them that your semen is like a holy fluid or something and make the entire tribe "drink" from you every day.
Well, I mean, it's not like that is really wrong, when it comes to MGs like that. It might actually help them get stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673063
I'm surprised that you haven't given her a tailpussy yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673028

>Amazonian Lizardgirls
>Basically Lizardmen since that's what Lustria was based on

Go and stay fucking go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673077
Make me nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I've been away for a week in France, the land of pickpockets and bad traffic.

What have I missed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673063
That's hardcore.

More Yandere Haohi when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673082
She needs to lose that belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673082
KC dun goofed.

Other than that, meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
>The nocturnal tribe that believes the sun is evil
Them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673082
Mindflayer MG introduced, people arguing whether she's being threadcanoned into NTR meister or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673082
She needs to stop playing with legos while eating hotpockets, and lose that belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673082
>Fatnubis
Meeeeeeh. I'd hit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673063
That's just bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673090
You're not getting a stone mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673097
I haven't played whatever vidya you're referencing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
I'm rolling with the body painters or the weeaboo tribe. Wish I knew more about the innamountains tribe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673064
>Rance style harem conquest

Best answer.

Maybe even introduce animal domestication, crop rotation, and other shit and turn your mega-harem into a petty kingdom. Naturally impregnating hundreds of Lizardgirls each week to grow your army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673089
>>13673091
Goofed up with this mindflayer MG I'm reading about? Reading her profile, I can see why it could cause some consternation.

>>13673088
>>13673093
>>13673094
It's easy to get fat when she's being worshipped and fed so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673099
Your lack of JoJo knowledge disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673063
>Dominant Hahoi
Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673088
>>13673093
>>13673094
That's her curse for breaking into the Temple of Hathor at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673081

You and your shitty Macuahuitl wielding Kroxigor girls can get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673090
"The sun hurts my eyes" Anon, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673117
I honestly don't know who you're referring to. I don't think I've ever said that before here, it kind of does but mostly just around midday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673082
>the land of pickpockets
Never been to the Moscow subway, I presume?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dinosaur based girls never
>TFW you'll never have a classy pre-reboot Lara Croft-esque raptor drop you off in the middle of the jungle at the behest of her Jinko friend and hunt you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
The tribe that likes culture from other lands. Hopefully that includes magic and technology, so we can go to the other tribes and offer to purify their water supplies and help grow their crops, if they don't want to do it themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673117
>tfw a mild chemical burn on my eyes caused me to be light sensitive
It sucks, I need sunglasses even on cloudy days and I had to switch to much, much lower wattage lightbulbs at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673063
Oh man
How much of that even fits inside of her, and how wide is her ahegao when it goes balls-deep

[Anonymous No.]

I feel there is potential in a story about a medusa falling for a blind man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673156

Then write it and give it to the thread so the mongrels can bitch and bemoan the fact that she's not spilling sketti out of her snake hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673156
Medusas must hate mirrored sunglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673141
She's not a raptor but she is a dinosaur
>>13668378

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673156
i'd read it!
i don't think anyone has done a Medusa story if not a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673167
>i don't think anyone has done a Medusa story
I 100% sure know of one and am pretty sure there's at least 2 others. All were good in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673156
That reminds me of an episode of Tales From the Darkside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
>>13673064

>Join the biggest tribe
>Greatest shortage of males due to their size meaning men have the most power of all the tribes
>Be only single male in the tribe, so quickly gain power and clout using your male willies.
>Eventually add the princess herself to your harem
>Her coming of age ceremony takes place, where you impregnate her and the current queen steps down now that the royal dynasty is secured
>Announce that you will be the next tribe ruler, and use the clout from your harem of high-ranking tribe members and the princess to quell any opposition
>Turn all the disgruntled Lizardgirls into your breeding slaves, both to pacify them with pleasure and to make sure they're always too bloated with milk and babies to attempt a overthrow with force.
>Use superior knowledge to make your tribe by far the most powerful, introducing advanced agriculture, fortification, military tactics, and ranged weapons.
>Follow the path of Rome, offering conquered tribes full citizenship if they obey you, otherwise are turned into (breeding) slaves.
>Each tribe only strengthens you further by giving you dozen of soldier-daughteru each season, or accepting to become auxiliaries and sharing their specialist knowledge with you.
>Mindbreak the amazonian archer tribe to master the longbow and turn them into your breeding slaves
>Assimilate the beast tamer tribe to master animal domestication and mounted warfare
>Develop the stirrup, so you can copy the Mongols and use mounted archery to wipe the floor with every other faction
>Eventually conquer all known tribes, and establish yourself as a petty kingdom.
>The huge number of soldier-daughterus produced means other nations are forced to recognize your legitimacy as a monarch out of fear of invasion.
>Become wealthy as well by contracting legions of soldier-daughterus as mercenary companies to neighbouring nations.

And life was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673167

Ovaries did one months ago before the faggot went full Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673166
I want to see a group of harpies cosplaying as a pack of raptors, and bury some guy they think is cute in a pile of hugs and nibbling. They would be giggling the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673167
Dramanon and Bollocks wrote one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673179
And what happens when you die? If you are what's keeping the kingdom together then it will fall with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673082
What does Fatnubis do? Make slaves build Food Pyramids?

Hohohohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673104
Eh, they're alright. The setting needs some good villains

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673179
Like they'll risk their cute little man getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673188
I would probably introduce an elective monarchy style system, rather than primogeniture that most monarchies follow. By having no fixed heir that was widely known ahead of time, it would eliminate anyone from assassinating the monarch to get the throne earlier, since no one could necessarily predict the next monarch.

It would also prevent marginalization of the legislature (senate) as in Rome, where emperors became so egotistical that they could proclaim themselves king. They would rely on the legislature for legitimacy so could never eliminate it. This would ensure the grossest abuses of power in monarchy systems would never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673202
*where emperors would proclaim themselves living gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673019
I'll take the twins tribe.

Monster Girl twins are GOAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673188
>>13673202

Alternatively, eat a this...

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

... and become immortal. Or just get a Lich to install you in a Golden Throne and create an Imperium wherein you are a God-Emperor.

[Anonymous No.]

Plant pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673242
Wouldn't it be plant pistil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673242
Y'all gonna get vored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673242
Why is it so small? How am I supposed to enjoy groping that tiny body when her breasts are only the size of my thumb, if that?

Well, at least I could enjoy a garden harem during the growing season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673150
http://puu sh/iwrGa/fe5990c2dc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673256
holy shit that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673254
Is there something you don't like about the idea of her tiny stiff nipples pressing into your thumbs while you massage her breasts? Or what about rubbing her back with your fingers while you do that, and turning her on by taking her arms in your mouth, one after the other, sliding down until you let go of her saliva-slicked fingers with a tiny pop?

And if that's not to your liking, you could always go to bed with her. Just curl up in a foetal position and cradle her with your whole body.

[Anonymous No.]

Holsts confirmed more dangerous than Arachne, Apophis, and Jaws-chan combined.

Bees confirmed Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673287
Please remember to make sure your Holst is properly milked and pleasured every day. They don't know their own strength and pelvisceration is a real threat. This has been a public service announcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673281
>Is there something you don't like about the idea of her tiny stiff nipples pressing into your thumbs while you massage her breasts? Or what about rubbing her back with your fingers while you do that, and turning her on by taking her arms in your mouth, one after the other, sliding down until you let go of her saliva-slicked fingers with a tiny pop?
Yes, I don't like that it can't happen to larger swaths of my body. Sans STRETCHY FAIRY magic her mouth doesn't seem big enough to take a finger, either. Even that flowerpussy doesn't look like it'd be large enough to take in more than half of my length. There'd better be some size magic going on here unless she's in desperate need of fertilizer or "fertilizer" to get to a more manageable size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673256
Someone's happy.
>>13673287
Anon please, that's pure propaganda. Holsts only kill their husbands if he denies them sex for long periods of them and even in such cases it's purely accidental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673287
Wouldn't that reflect more on Minotaurs? That'd probably work with the yandere ones though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673296
I thought most holstaur related deaths were because of folks wearing red in the middle of a herd of single holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673287
>Hornet girl corners you one night
>You try to escape but she easily catches and subdues you
>"See, running's not a good idea, running gets me excited and do you know how many people hornets kill a year? Here's a hint, it's a lot"
>Shitting your pants because you're afraid she'll kill you
>She drags you back to her place
>Pink
>Everything is pink
>Everything is pink and frilly, there are stuffed animals everywhere, lace curtains too
>What the fuck?
>She's fidgeting now
>"S-sorry, I just don't want to look like a wimp to the other Hornets a-a-and I was afraid you wouldn't come with me if I was honest"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673287
Please. Bees only want to make you honey and look after your flowers. Hornets, on the other hand....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673307
Not the African ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673281
I want to deepthroat a Fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673307
Both want to take you back to hive to become another breeding drone. Bees are more dangerous in this regard as they catch people off guard, and are more widespread foragers due to Hornets being on guard duty most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673300
Going by their profiles, most Minotarus related deaths would probably be due to them falling asleep on their husband and smothering him to death with her breasts by mistake.
>>13673302
>Spreading racist stereotypes
That's just as awful as saying anons can't control themselves around mofu. Oh look, a fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13673256
Link isn't working for me.
>Oops! Internet Explorer could not find puu%20sh

The fuck am I doing wrong? I copied and pasted it!

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>>13673287
>Holstfags will deny this
Hahaha

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>>13673319

you need a . between the puu and sh

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>>13673309
>European bees are well-behaved, useful creatures
>African bees are aggressive, murdering psychopaths
It's triggering my inner /pol/

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>>13673314
Bees are fuzzy and make honey and help fertilize crops. Hornets will just brutally gang-rape you for hours.

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>>13673296
As long as you're nice to your Holst waifu, she'll return the kindness.
http://i.imgur.com/nsFUwJ1.gifv

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>>13673256
Please draw griffon girl lewds

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>>13673324
>>13673323
>Japanese bees don't have stingers
>Like how Japan doesn't have an army
I swear there's a pattern here.

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>>13673316
I want to fall asleep atop the Minotaur farmgirl after filling her with my seed.

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>>13673324
If a Honeybee lactated, would her milk have a hint of honey when tasted?

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>>13673329
>Goes almost straight for the ears
She knows my weakness!

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>>13673329
That's kinda cute

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>>13673335
Milk and accacia honey tastes really nice mixed together. So I'd hope so.

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>>13673287
See? Spider killings are grossly exaggerated. Most spiders are perfectly safe to be around. Or alone with. On the roof. Naked.

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>>13673335
It would be milk and honey at the same time!

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>>13673343
Milk and honey is a great combo in all honesty. It's divine

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>>13673287
Holsts are peaceful and harmless, they said.

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>>13673335
That would be great.

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>>13673344
Can we stay inside? A hole in the floor is one thing, but that roof keeps the rain out.

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>>13673344
But that's a spider AND a cow, so it is as dangerous as both combined.

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>>13673324
It's all the same if you're brought into the hive and the queen is done with you.

I wouldn't mind getting gang raped, though getting passed around by fluffy bees is preferable. I'm more of an antfag though.

Queen profiles when?

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>>13673329
That is adorable.

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>>13673344
Never.

Spiders are gross.

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Man it's hot today.

Would Bee girls be into ice cream?

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>>13673353
>I'm more of an antfag though
I'd rather snag myself an ant arachne and laze around most of the day, helping out the drones when I get a chance and leaving the hive when I want. Maybe.

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>>13673351
Don't be silly, the less dangerous tendencies if spiders balance out what violent brutes cows are. Touch the spider cow, do it now.

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>>13673336

>Milking a Holst at the farm
>When you finish she starts licking your ear, telling you that she wants to show her appreciation
>She notices the reaction you have to it and continues doing it with more passion
>A nearby holst witnesses this and joins in by licking your other ear

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>>13673321
Why deny it? That's one of the things I like the most!
Loving one of the softest, benign monsters around, yet knowing she could destroy me, gets me fucking rock hard. It's like a game of Russian Roulette, but with sex. How many days can I deny her sex to get the most mind-blowing fuckathon I can out of her without sending myself to the morgue?

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>>13673353
>I'm more of an antfag though.
Finally someone else who sees their charms.

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>>13673365
>Milk the holsts
>The holsts in turn milk you
The circle of life. All is as it should be.

>>13673371
Yeah, women that totally could but usually won't kill you are amazing.

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>>13673306

I would have thought pink was to keep her calm the same way bulls don't like red as it makes them violent

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Holsts being surprisingly deadly remind me of dolphins being quite rapey.

Meaning dolphin based monstergirls (dolphin mermaids?) would probably be the biggest seamonster rapists.

If it was a bit realistic they'd play with you out in the water for a bit, and then they start getting just a teeny bit rougher while also keeping you away from the shore and land. They'd start getting sexual, teasing you and scanning your feelings with sonar or something. Soon, you'll figure out the only way to get back to shore is to allow them to gangrape you. But they won't pounce until you give the word. They'll just tease, encircle, and prevent you from getting back into land until you give in.

>>13673360
>leaving the hive when I want

Not with all the bewitching pheromones in the air, massive underground tunnels, a hedonistic spidergirl, and the chance of them smelling her scent on you

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>>13673371
>the softest, benign monsters around could destroy you

This shit is fucking annoying.

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>>13673371
Exhibit A: insane cow fucker

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>>13673363
Damn, that ushi looks pretty.
Perfect combination of fluff and skin to achieve maximum warmness, nibble-able ears, and handlebars to hold onto while exhausting each other with cuddling.

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>>13673379
>dolphin based monstergirls

b-but i don't want to go to the rape cave

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>>13673378
Bulls are colorblind.

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>>13673371
>she could destroy me
Wow, how shit are you?

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>>13673377

While the guy had his ears licked some more holsts came over, One pressed her breasts to this face and encouraged him to suck on them and then another one gave him paizuri.

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>>13673385

I mean like in the movies and cartoons

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>>13673386
They're like those high ass level NPCs who are friendly and look wimpy but when argoed will drop a Dragon with their bare fists.

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>>13673381
It's just like any animal. Humans are weak as shit. If it weren't for opposable thumbs and our intellect, we'd have died out millennia ago.

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>>13673371
What would long term bondage play with a holst be like?
>Chain her up in a room, only visiting to bring her food and water
>Once a week, wave your manhood right in front of her while resisting her pleading to add to her desire
>By the end of the month the chains are in danger of being yanked out of the walls, her soft begging replaced by demanding shouts
>It's only then that you dick the cow and bring her the best orgasm of her life

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>>13673393
That's what all lvl 1 anons say.

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>>13673379
>Not with all the bewitching pheromones in the air, massive underground tunnels, a hedonistic spidergirl, and the chance of them smelling her scent on you
The only real issue there is the pheromones. I like to imagine one could circumvent that with a simple nose plug. Tunnels just mean ADVENTURE, if I go incubus I might beable to sate the spidergirl for a bit and the scent thing shouldn't be an issue if the arachne already lives in the hill anyway. Or at least, that's what I headcanon. I probably would need to leave with the ants in the morning to keep from getting fragged back in, but at least I could make a day trip out of it.

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>>13673390
Later that day coworkers excavated his corpse from under several hundred pounds of tit flesh.

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>>13666116

>Patchwork monsters

The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were QUITE LITERALLY created from amphibian DNA and the incomplete gene sequences of the Dinosaurs preserved in the mosquito amber. Henry Wu even states flat out that if they were using a full gene sequence they'd look radically different.

But people attending the parks and John Hammond didn't want them to look the way they were created by nature. He wanted bigger and more 'Wow'. So stop your cunt-whinging and accept that you're alone in your grant shilling.

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>>13673399

What a way to go.

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>>13673396
>An entire month of tying up and taunting the cow
There's denial play, and then there's suicide by sex. The second those chains come off, you'll be bifurcated at the waist by her hips.

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>>13673397
Anon I'm level 70.
Holsts are at least level 80 for some reason, but they don't have good stats and are pacifists.

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>>13673405
What if you fuck her while she's still chained? Would the massive ahegao be worth the risk?

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>>13673405
You have to make sure it's all out of her system before taking them off, that said a Holst with that much build up would be pretty scary.

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>>13673406
Now you're just making shit up.

Also,
>not being level 1000
Why do you refuse to gain power, brother?

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>>13673398
Mamono Mana isn't a singular thing. So there's slime mana and werewolf mana for instance. I'm thinking you'd have lots of arachne mana in you, but who knows. Ant arachne mana might mimic ant mana too. I think the real consequence is that you'd both get kicked out for being freeloaders. So while you might be able to move around freely if they figure out where you and your waifu are hiding then you'll have to go elsewhere.

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>>13673416
Not everyone is into grinding to 100 like little pussies and steam rolling through everything immediately. You want to be a man? Take on the Demon Lord at level 1 without party members.

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>>13673416
>level 1000
Why do you live in a Korean grinding game?

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>>13673416
Because classic servers are best servers.

>>13673419
That's impossible.

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>>13673063
That dick though. Compensating much?

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>>13673422
>impossible
It's possible to beat Ozma at level in FF9 with a single party member.
And he's strong enough to make the Demon Lord look like a Slime.

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>>13673419
>not wanting to steam roll through everything
I renounce you.

>>13673420
Either there or in something even dumber like Disgaea...

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>>13673417
>Ant arachne mana might mimic ant mana too.
This seems the natural conclusion to me. Again, if she can live in the hill undetected in the first place she must have SOME way of hiding her mana, and this would by necessity extend to her husband too. I don't really mind going elsewhere at any rate, though the new waifu might bitch about having to do some form of actual work. If that's the worst case scenario I'm set.

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>>13673427
Some of us enjoy a challenge, anon. I guess it can't be helped if you have to be max level to fight anything.

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>>13673433
Go on then, beat the DL at level 1, alone.

Just tell me what song you want for your funeral beforehand.

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I want this but with a Holst
http://exhentai.org/g/692193/959da3c021/

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>>13673425
Don't know him. With a bunch of items? Depending on the game you can statistically do 0 damage due to its damage formula.

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>>13673424

It's pretty exaggerated even by hentai standards

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>>13673441
>Don't know him
He's the super boss that looks like one of those super bouncy balls. He knows every strong spell in the game, even Doomsday which will heal hm if you don't befriend the woodland christmas critters.

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>>13673440
>So before I end up raping her, I've got to make her slim down
Come on, Japan.

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>>13673440
Now I want that too but with a P'Orc.

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>>13673457
There's also
http://exhentai.org/g/303557/8ad282a889/

>I like her chubby so I sabotage her diets

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>>13673461
Also an acceptable choice.

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>>13673438
Not level one, but maybe with some utter troll build
>Spend months training
>Not strength, not magic, not endurance
>But Luck
>Luck and speed are all you train
Invade the DL's palace with just cape and shortsword
>An endless horde of monsters, each having claimed enough men to possess unimaginable power, come to face you
>But they can never catch you
>Attack after attack is dodged or inexplicably misses
>You just keep scoring an endless string of critical hits
>Finally face the DL
>She tries to blow you away with a massive spell like she has countless others
>Instead it fizzles and backfires on her
>Spell after spell missing or blowing up on her
>Your few attacks all happen to miraculously destroy her tomes & catalysts
>She's pissed that she has to actually fight, but draws her sword
>Attack after attack just glides past you or is lost in your cape
>You thrust at her, each lucky strike managing to somehow separate or break pieces of her armor
>She lunges at you, looking to end you in one blow
>A lucky sidestep embeds her blade in the wall
>With one last swing you disarm her of her weapon, sending her flying back
>She's barely even been hurt by your attacks, but here she is now, beaten & disrobed by an utter clown
>She is equal parts furious & horny at the sight of you now
>You cast aside your blade, remove your trousers, and claim your prize as the Luckiest Fucker on the planet

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What monster girl is the easiest to make cry?

I need to know this for research

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>>13673486
See, I knew you couldn't do it at level 1.

That being said, I do respect troll builds.

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>>13673493
The monstergirl with a pure heart and a naive mind, born into a world of strif and war.

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>>13673493
Cyclops? Those monoeyes are just made for crying.

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>>13673493
Alice, Oomukade, _Alp_

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>>13673486
>But Luck
>Luck and speed are all you train

Fun times in Soul Hackers with that.

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>>13673493
I want to make a gazer cry. Would it be difficult? Yes. But imagine how rewarding.

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>>13673499
Please don't bully the alps and creepy crawlies.

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>>13673499
>Oomukade

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>>13673505
I bully who I want. I do make sure to give cuddles and tender loving afterwards though.

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>>13673468
>Getting your own mom pregnant
God dammit Japan is there no end to your hilarious degeneracy?

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>>13673499
Nah, Oomukades are the type who've heard it all.

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>>13673509
>cuddling stinky bugs

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You and your MG waifu defeated a wizard that was causing everyone a lot of trouble

Unfortunately just as the battle finished he used his final spell on you, turning you into an infant

How does your waifu deal with this? Does she try and get you back to normal ASAP?

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>>13673525
Well, first thing she'd do is ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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>>13673524
Only after and during bathtime.

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>>13673525
She will probably enjoy it and let me grow up again. When you are immortal you don't care too much about a couple of decades

http://i.imgur.com/y5ozMKu.jpg

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>>13673502
>Would it be difficult?
Not particularly. Onions, anon.

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>>13673525
Well yeah I'd assume so. Can't fuck an infant. Swear to Hathor if somebody replies with 'its awwight'

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>>13673322
Oh, thanks Anon.

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>>13673541
It's dangerously cheesy

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>>13673525
I want my loli waifu to become my oneesan as I grow back up!

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>>13673540
>Onions
Wow, you don't even deserve those tears. For shame.

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>>13673525
Has my mind regressed back to that of an infant too?

Either way, first comes nursing, then the age-up potion for some /ss/, then the next age-up when she feels like it. Maybe she'd even teach me during childhood so I show even more interest and aptitude in her passions.

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>>13673525
Try to reverse the spell while keeping me safe.

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>>13673539
What if she insists that you have to call her mom or mommy from now on since she raised you?

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>>13673534
Bathing with creepy crawlies? Does your degeneracy know no bounds?

I mean, at least you're not on the 'shoving your face into a creepy crawly's musky crotch' level of depravity, but come on.

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>>13673550
>Has my mind regressed back to that of an infant too?

Nope. You can't talk though.

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>>13673549
I deserve all the sweet Gazer tears I can harvest.

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>>13673552
Even better.

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>>13673557
Makes her feeding you with her breasts a little awkward.

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>>13673560
How so?

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>>13673560
You mean you don't drink your waifu's milk already?

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>>13673561
Well, unlike an infant, you know everything going on and see it as more than "food".

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>>13673554
Stinky is sexy!

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>>13673560
Not if you're a cow-fucker and you already do that daily.
>>13673564
Milk is food.

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>>13673560
>awkward
I think you misspelled comfy.

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>>13673567
What if your wife isn't a cow? what if she's a Wight or Lich?

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>>13673580
Even better.

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>>13673580
Chilled milk. Whatever monster girl I ended up with I'm feeding Holstaur milk until she starts lactating.

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>>13673580
They probably need to be pregnant for that, since they only have lifelike functions for reproduction. Other monstergirls can trick their hormones with excessive stimulation for a few weeks to induce lactation, as if they were pregnant, but this probably wouldn't work on undead.

That won't stop them from "comfort" nursing you though.

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>>13673590
Good man

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>>13673565
Literally nothing sexy about a freshly molted creepy crawly smelling like sweat, her own juices and whatever else creepy crawlies secrete.

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>>13673590
Or you can do it the old fashioned way and induce lactation physically.

>>13673591
We need more info on this. Lets ask KC next time.

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>>13673597
>Or you can do it the old fashioned way and induce lactation physically.
>Implying I wont be doing that at the same time as the Holstaur milk.

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>>13673598
Does it even induce lactation? I remember it makes their body lewder and make their tits rocking.

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>>13673600
Either way its a win.