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How do I stop masturbating to touhous /jp/

>> No.13656950

masturbate to something else

>> No.13656951

>>13656942
Start masturbating to 3d :^)

>> No.13656956
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Cuddling with Youmu

>> No.13656961

>>13656956
I wouldn't want to cuddle with anyone with sharp objects near them!

>> No.13656963

Whenever you feel the urge coming on pinch yourself.

>> No.13656975

>>13656942
Look at ugly Touhous like Yukari

That always kills my boner

>> No.13656982

>>13656956
She has a cute facial expression here.

>> No.13657168

>>13656942
Philosophers and sages alike have been asking this question since the dawn of time, and yet still no answer has been found.

>> No.13657248
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>>13657168
For some reason I'm pretty sure Salvador Dali didn't masturbate to hues.

It could be a personal answer.

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>>13656942
You don't.

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>>13656942

> not doing nofap for testosterone gains

come on brehs

>> No.13657316

>>13657306
I'm sorry, but I've at most considered myself a guerrilla, not a gorilla.

>> No.13657330
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>>13657316

CMON

>> No.13657393

>>13656942
Move on to boatsluts.

>> No.13657429
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>>13656975
ebin

>> No.13657480

>>13657248
Is this supposed to be a vagina with a mustache?
In any case, I like the self-critique with that red, stylized "F".

>> No.13657533

>>13657480
It sounds like you could use some critique from your mom.

>> No.13657652
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>>13656942
Why stop?

>> No.13657679

>>13656942
Who is this fluid druid?

>> No.13657683

>>13656942
Did you get tired of posting Sega? Have you still not learned your lesson?

>> No.13657699

>>13657533
Woah dude sorry for being so shitty

>> No.13657728

>>13657699
Please do not apologize. As you can see, I'm still alive, so I kind of enjoy poop in many forms.

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>>13657728
Thank you.

>> No.13657744

>>13657732
>round lines in an apparently flat chest
ruined

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>>13657744

>> No.13657770
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>>13657744
Is this better

>> No.13657775

>>13657748
I don't wanna hear that from someone famous for being called the anal idol

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>>13657770

>> No.13657779

>>13657770
big breasted slut.

>> No.13657799
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>>13657779
zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz

>> No.13657836

>>13656942
Stop looking at lewd pictures of them. Stop seeing lewd pictures of them. Then it will stop.

>> No.13657866
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>>13656942
by

getting a grip

>> No.13657872

Masturbate to something else.
>>13657652
It's immoral

>> No.13657943

>>13657872
ZUN said it's moral, don't bother him about it.

>> No.13657961

>>13656942
Ask Youmu to cut your peenus weenus off.

>> No.13657963

>>13657652
Becuase he could get erectile dysfunction due to too much porn.

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>>13657866

>> No.13657985
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>>13657965
such is life

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>>13657985

>> No.13658002

>>13657963
That's a myth

>> No.13658008
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>>13657963
I've been fapping daily for 4 years. At this day, I need 15 minutes for my erection to go away after cumming. I sometimes fap for 6 hours straight. i can't take 2 days without it. I need 5 ejaculations to be dry. How fucked am I?

>> No.13658017

>>13658002
It's not a myth you goddamn nigger

>>13658008
Pretty fucked, you should take it fucking easy with what you are doing, I suggest you decrease the amount of fapping by a very high amount. That way it will prevent erectile dysfunction.

>> No.13658024

>>13656942
Take your hand off your dick.

>> No.13658033

>>13656942
By looking at cosplayers.

>> No.13658035

>>13658008
I hope you at least use lube.

>> No.13658042
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>>13658033
Disgusting.

>> No.13658105
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13658105

I like cuddling with cats.

>> No.13658155
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>>13658105
I like being an old hermit thinking about suicide after having spent my youth in hillbillylandia among illiterate, possessive and ego-overinflated tyrantic dickheads.

>> No.13658159

i have never ever j/o'd to a toho

only sluts deserve that, and touhou are pure

>> No.13658189

>>13658105
moar

>> No.13658196

>>13658035
Not him but I sometimes use olive oil. It has a very specific scent that I now associate with lewdness.

I wish a girl would give me some pictures to fap to then order me to go at it while she watches.

>> No.13658220

>>13658035
>>13658196
OP here, I use turnips oil

>> No.13658227

>>13658220
sunflower oil I mean, oh god I'm tired.

>> No.13658701

>>13658159
Based on the amount of porn they get, Touhou characters have to be some of the sluttiest characters around.

>> No.13658936
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>>13656942
Maybe they should've thought about that before making themselves so sexy.
It's too late now.

>> No.13658947
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Touhous need your dick. You mustn't stop.

>> No.13659224
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13659224

I got just the thing for you

>> No.13659241

>>13657943
What does ZUN masturbate to?

>> No.13659252
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>>13659241

>> No.13659275

>>13659224
Wouldn't it hurt like HELL if the wearer gets an erection?

>> No.13659280
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>>13659275
Well if it hurts to get a boner in this, then just DONT!

>> No.13659419

>>13659275
I think the pain kills your boner or something. Not like anyone here would really know. If you can't masturbate you might just kill yourself and spare yourself the suffering.

>> No.13659426

>>13659252
I wish there was H of IaMP/SWR/Soku artwork.

>> No.13659446
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>>13659252

more canon lewd pls

>> No.13659681

>>13659446
http://iichan.hk/b/arch/src/1250096097307.jpg

>> No.13659752

>>13657836
>he doesn't use his imagination to create a long running TLR-like saga so he and his penis have something to look forward to every night

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>>13657992

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>>13659280
>then just DONT
But I can't, dude. 2hus are just to sexy.

>> No.13659786

>>13659785
ALL of them?

>> No.13659790
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>>13659786
Yes.
No exceptions.

>> No.13659804

>>13659790
How could anyone think 2hus like Rumia or Eirin are sexy?

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>>13659804
Cuz they're hot. Some poeple find Medicine sexy, so anything's possible.

>> No.13659830

>>13659822
But dolls are sexier than doctors, especially old doctors.

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>>13659830
Older = more experienced. She's also a genius that can make any medicine she wants, so she probably has some pleasure-enhancing drug or something.

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>>13659830
Dolls don't even have genitals

>> No.13659979

>>13659935
Would hotglue

>> No.13660501

>>13659681
Hot

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