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The humble hermit, Seiga, is offering to teach you the ways of Taoism!

What is your response, /jp/?

>> No.13654258

Semen injaculation is unhealthy and dangerous. If she wants to teach me the ways of the Tao, I insist she at least allows me to ejaculate normally.

>> No.13654275

>>13654258
Oh, you'll ejaculate, alright

>> No.13654383

She'll probably train me wrong as a joke, a joke which will ultimately kill me far before my time. No thank you.

>> No.13654416

>>13654383
At least your body wouldn't go to waste.

>> No.13654509

>>13654258
She'll use your seed for taoist experiments

>> No.13654553

>>13654251
I beg her to let me lick the filthy sweat off her crotch and thighs as she sits on my face and squeezes her head with her thighs while I blush and look away with embarrassment.

>> No.13654600

Bruh... You weird and need help.
Like really.

>> No.13654632
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>>13654251
Pfft Taoism is for pretentious hipsters

For a real necromancer you should learn the ways of the Eastern Orthodox Church

Just look at their priest (pic related)

>> No.13654651

>>13654600
Who are you?

>> No.13654665

>>13654651
I'm your conscience, lord high keeper of the knowledge of right and wrong, counselor in moments of high temptation, and guide along the straight and narrow path

>> No.13654666

>>13654665
My conscience would tell me to go with Seiga at all cost

>> No.13654707

>>13654666
Devil trips say it's your lust not your conscience telling you that

>> No.13654713

>>13654251
>humble
>Seiga

>> No.13654714

>>13654707
Maybe

>> No.13654740
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>>13654251
Yes!

>> No.13654762
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>>13654740

>> No.13654810

>>13654740
Why must you do this

>> No.13655306

yes

>> No.13655395

Seiga's theme is so good

>> No.13656341

>>13654251
A piece of metal or other hard material propelled at high speed to the face duh.
Pretty sure that will net me enough good karma for a lifetime.

>> No.13656751

>>13656341
go away edge

>> No.13656817

>>13654553
I also want to do this.

>> No.13656828

Aborting your unborn children and using them in vile necromantic rituals with Seiga!

>> No.13658137
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>>13656828
Where's the edit

>> No.13658161

>>13654553
I think you meant "squeezes my head with her thighs".

>> No.13658239
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>>13658137

>> No.13659063

>>13654740
I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF YOU DO NOT SHEATH YOUR BALLOON BREASTS RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOU ARE GONNA GET IT

>> No.13660654
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>> No.13660903

>>13656751
>removing a evil hermit
>edgy
Typical Chaotic Evil fuctard

>> No.13661140

>>13654740
delete this

>> No.13661205

>>13661140
I got banned for three days for saying the same thing.

>> No.13661206

>>13654251
No thanks, I'm Jewish

>> No.13661310

>>13661206
Fuck off Sanny

>> No.13661333

>>13654740
Stop ban evading.

>> No.13662941
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>> No.13663378

>>13662941
cute

>> No.13663381

>>13663353
Tangentially relevant.

>> No.13663589

>>13654251
fug her
that shall be my response

>> No.13664796

>>13663589
that's a terrible response!

>> No.13666502
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>> No.13667667

>>13664796
but it's the only response I know
it's her fault anyway

>> No.13668094

>>13654740
WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN REMOVED YET

>> No.13668559

SEIGA IS A BAD GIRL!

>> No.13668564
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>>13668559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBfIU1JSdfQ

>> No.13668577
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13668577

Does Seiga have the best TD theme?
Old Yuanxian is super exciting to have playing while you dodge bullets

>> No.13669122

>>13668577
Rigid Paradise is good too.

>> No.13669773

>>13661333
no

>> No.13669776

>>13668577
I prefer desire drive/dream myself

>> No.13672106

I love Seiga Niang Niang, so much! I want to be her husband!

>> No.13672813

>>13672106
that's impossible

>> No.13672839 [DELETED] 

>>13672813
Touhou love makes everything possible.
-Chinpo-san

>> No.13672854

>>13672106
your entire life is but a short moment for her

husband? you can't even

>> No.13673008

>>13654740
can one of you guys delete this?

>> No.13673838

>>13672813
>>13672854
obviously I would attain hermit yokai status to prove my undying love for her.

>> No.13677985

>>13654740
Nope.

>> No.13678119

Holy shit SEIGA

I want to come on her chest and use her gigantic cleavage as a slip'n'slide for my dick

>> No.13678133

>>13678119
It's not that big >>13654740

>> No.13678151
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>> No.13678645

>>13654740
Someone should teach her how to dress instead.

>> No.13678687

>>13678151
Seiga has a lovely body, enough meat for optimum softness without being a lardass

>> No.13679724

>>13678687
But look at how big her legs are in every picture.
>>13654251
>>13654740
Not optimal.

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>>13679724
Are you saying that big legs and thighs are a bad thing?

>> No.13679756

>>13679741
Yes, and I hate my dick for thinking otherwise.

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13679828

do you think she would be down for anal?

>> No.13679849

>>13679828
Already happened in the wall book.
She protested.

>> No.13680204

>>13654740
bump

>> No.13680309

>>13679828
big droopy boob boobies

>> No.13680578

>>13679828
seems pretty loose judging from letting her torpedoes loose in this post >>13654740

>> No.13681623

>>13654740
uh...

>> No.13681642
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>>13654553
I want to touch Seiga's meaty thighs

>> No.13681821
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13681821

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the baby?

>> No.13681947

>>13654740
Janny confirmed taoist.

>> No.13681996

>>13654740
>>13680947
Let's see which one will get deleted first.

>> No.13682040

>>13681996
>>13681997

>> No.13682102

>>13682040
lol

>> No.13682188

>>13654740
The wicked hermit wins again!

>> No.13682342

>>13654740
>moot will never come back to remove mods who delete certain rule-breaking posts but not others

>> No.13682473

>>13682342
maybe 4chan is equal opportunity and has blind mods

>> No.13682908

>>13682473
>no audio cues when reports are sent

>> No.13683458

>>13681642
Me too

>> No.13683461
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>>13681947
Based Janny

>> No.13683552

>>13683461
Bad janny! Remove the post this instant!
Maybe they want to deal with the spam again.

>> No.13683577

>>13654740
That's not how titties work
or so Ive been told

>> No.13683594

>>13683577
They do if they're puffy and saggy.

>> No.13683596

>>13683552
Taos are best

>> No.13683601

>>13654740

It's been a week
Seiga still haunts /jp/ with her nipplerry menace

>> No.13683604

>>13683577
2D breasts work however you want them to. I'm partial to massive balloon tits, but whatever floats your boat.

>> No.13683607

>>13683604
What about torpedo tits

>> No.13683614

>>13683607
Fine too. Maybe the second best kind by my nonsense standards

>> No.13683617

>>13683607
Like these?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24153778
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24219602
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24327237

>> No.13683894

>>13683601
How do we remove the Seiga?

>> No.13683948

>>13683894
If you ignore her she goes away on her own. Ironic saying this since it's canon and if you want this Seiga thread to leave.

>> No.13684173

>>13683948
Nice try, titty poster.

>> No.13684320

>>13654740
>>13669773
>admits to ban evading
>posts the same picture
>still here

>> No.13684760

>>13684320
Janny confirmed toast apologist

>> No.13685105

>>13684760
Janny confirmed troll.

>> No.13685223

>>13654740
mods pls sticky

>> No.13685287

>>13685223
>seen this so many times, I made an edit fixing the face
>know if I post it, it will immediately get deleted and I'll get banned
>and he won't

>> No.13686032

>>13683617
These are all shit because there's no substance to them.

>> No.13687085

age

>> No.13687102

REMOVE NECROMANCER

FREE YOSHIKA

>> No.13687105

>>13687102
Does Yoshika have a problem with being Seiga's pet?

>> No.13687153

>>13687105
I have a problem with mods deleting posts pointing out rulebreaking posts instead of deleting the rulebreaking posts to begin with.

>> No.13687581

>>13687153
buddhist begone

>> No.13688065

>>13681996
Time for another deletion race.
>>13687242
>>13685896
>>13674965

Just change the board's color already. I really don't want to see that cp spammer again.

>> No.13689813

>>13688065

>> No.13689871
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>>13654740
Turgid taoist titties

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>>13654740
omfg my mom saw this post please delete it immediately

ps I really like that image

>> No.13690047

>>13690040
pps why isn't /jp/ a red board, it's not like anyone in their right mind would view it in public

>> No.13690064

>>13690047
I often browse the jay in waiting rooms and during train rides.

>> No.13690069 [DELETED] 
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>>13654740
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKERS!

>> No.13690157

>spam
>deletes spam
>doesn't delete tits
Make it stop.

>> No.13690163

>>13690157
Oh no, bare nipples! My eyes are going to melt and my morals are going to be demolished by this!

>> No.13690165

>>13690157
Ever wonder why we define male nipples "worksafe" and female nipples "prurient"?

>> No.13690234

i miss warosu...

>> No.13690280

>>13654762
I don't get it

>> No.13690291

>>13690280
Yukari is Satan. Hence the resolution.

>> No.13690323

I think he's gone now.
Are all taotits immune or is it just her, or that artist, or that pic? We need to experiment.
You guys go first.

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Ara ara, what are you looking at?

>> No.13690546

>>13690348
>>13654740
jej

>> No.13690550

Janny didn't like that one, huh?

>> No.13690551

>>13690546
Janny is having a giggle I bet

>> No.13690585

>>13690550
I don't blame him. It was 2fat4me.

>> No.13690838

>>13690546
Looks like it's down to Seiga and Sachiko. >>13688065

>> No.13691347

>>13690323
seems to be the pic

>> No.13692376

>>13654740
How?
There even was a butthurt anon posting gore linking to the image but nothing.

Do your job properly.

>> No.13693367

>>13690838
Dakimakura thread got wiped. The race is still on.

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>>13654740
DELETE THIS

>> No.13693713 [DELETED] 

>>13693700
How can anybody even be this retarded?

>> No.13695501

We're still going friends

>> No.13702921

bump

>> No.13708562

>>13708002 Problem?

>> No.13713668
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>> No.13718325

Seiga has TWO pics.

>> No.13718543

>>13713668
bout to have my homeboy pop your tits

>> No.13719530 [DELETED] 
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JAAAAAAANNYYYYY

>> No.13720145

>>13654740
>>13713668
Now this is just silly.

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>>13654740

>> No.13725164 [DELETED] 

>>13719530
Reported for off topic post.
All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests
Please read the rules before making a post. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>> No.13727249

>>13720145
18 days later and it's still here

>> No.13727990

>>13727249
You do it, then.

>> No.13728713

>>13727249
>>13728081

>> No.13733797

>>13654740
Almost 20 fucking days.

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>> No.13736073

>no tits
You had one job.

>> No.13737893

>>13654740
Let's go for a month.

>> No.13738720

oic

>> No.13738911

>>13737893
And then?

>> No.13738916

>>13737893
>autosage
I won't forget this, mods.

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