/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Dinner with the waifu

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be mind controlled by tentacles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648016
You've failed us yet again OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah shit I forgot the title. Oh well, as long as its still searchable.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna watch Pally and Yeti Saturday morning cartoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648018
DAY OF THE TENTACLE DAWNS!

[Anonymous No.]

>Infant Monster Girl daughteru discovers mirrors
>Tries scaring the girl in the mirror with her animal noises
>Scares herself
>Keeps peeking in to see the girl in the mirror
status of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
I want those tentacles in my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648023
>Pally and Yeti
Please tell me this was not inspired by Alp's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648028
It's the new artfag, nothing to do with Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13647979
>>13647982
>>13647987
Boys are weird.

Like that time we talked about human boy rights and you all got really agitated for no reason.

I can only guess the lady of the house wasn't in a gracious mood to reward them for being "good" husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648031
So it's just a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13647990
Second

>>13648024
I want to lift that tentacle-skirt and fuck whatever kind of hole she has hidden under there.

[Anonymous No.]

P̨̫̜̹͂̆ͭͭ̽͛ͣ͑̌h̳͖̱̬͉̪̞̘̽̾'͍̭̞͙͔̼̤̝̬̎ͨͨͬ͜ṉ͑̎͗̑ͣ̓͒̐g̟̲̮̥̮̳ͣͣ͊̊̋ͧͭ͗l̰̼͔͍̼͚͈̼ͤ̇̄u̪̩̹̘͛́͝î͓͙̄̆ͯ͑ͨ͒͐͘͟͠ͅ ̯̳͙̣̈ͤ́m̧̖͈̥͇̀̾̅ͯ̿̆̓͟gͣ̽̒̒̎ͭ̅ͮͨ͏̬̱̺͙̝̦̕l̻̥̼̭̗̎ͤ͞ẁ̶͔̪̜͓̙͖ͯͬ̈͒͒'͉͉̖̦̙̊̏̄ͤ̄̽ͯ͝ǹ͢͠͏̘͔̺̯̤͓̬a̢̻͔͇͔͓̫͗̈́̚̕f̶̥̼͎̗̰̹͚͇̭̆ͯ͊̏͐̇h̦͎̬͔̺̩̼͓̣̒̈ͩ̏ͥ ̝͔͕͕ͫ͑́̚̚̚C̶̴̹̦̤̼̺̭̩͇̀̾̓ͤ͒̄̾͜t̼̞̳̲̲̤ͣ̓̂̋̇ͥͧ͑͞h̵̝̱͇͉͊̒̄͋̚ȕ̷̥̘̜̙͖̮̌̓́͛̓̇̈͜l̫̥̝͔̝͖͙̱ͣ̃̃ͪͮh̗͎͛́ͯ̈ͨ̽̾̒u̵̮̪̬͍̩͎̳̲̣̒ͦ̍̈ ̶̦̖̹̗̲̣̔R̛̠͎͖̻̯͔̔̓̾̀ͦ́͋ͧͅ'̩͚ͭ̎̀̇͟͢l̺̟͙͔ͣͪͦy͊͑ͥͫͤ̈́ͥ͟͏͇͇̜e̷̩̲̳̓h̵̢͇͇̥̰̼͓̥͛̄̌̉͐̚ ̼̦̅ͭ̏̌ͭͭ̂̅͑͞w̥̦͈̝̩̭͛͊ͦ͒ͪͯ̍̕g̴̨͎̹͇͍̎̔̈͌̚ͅã̺̼̗͕͙̗̜͚́ḥ̷̛͈͖̺̳̹̱̯̏̐̐̓́̅͂͝'̢͔͖̱̜ͧn̴̶ͮͦ̌̔̋ͤ̑҉͍͓̳̮̮̥̹ả͂͑͑͐̀ͣ̚҉̫͚͚̟̥̗̦̺́͟ǧ̡̰͈̰͔̥̅͛̿ḷ̵̼̺͛̐̓ͩ̄̂́̾̃ ͉̬̹͈̝̰̫̞̄ͯ͑͗̊̊f̗͙͇̻̆̋͐̿͠h̊̿ͪ̉͐ͬ͢҉̳̼̯̰̺̙̞̹̗t̳̙ͬ͐ͧͤ̄͛̒͊a̮͔̥̓ͯg̩̺̗̃̀ͮ̇͆̂̏͟ņ̫͍̰̩̜̳̳̤ͤ́͂ͣͭ̅̍͝

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648028
I believe that image was inspired by a series(?) of greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
Tonight
Anon Joins the Hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648038
I must learn more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648023
I'm gonna watch Super Wurm's night cartoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
She looks smug

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13648024
there was another small clarification on his twitter:

>just because they aren't aligned to the demon lord doesn't mean that they won't get along with other monstergirls. For instance they're willing to help out married couples by implanting them with memories of [you are an ork (from the old system)] and [you are a female knight] to let them have some ultra realistic roleplay during sex

We need to go deeper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648032
>lilimposting
Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
She can probably hear all the lewd thoughts people are having.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
New MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648041
The Archive has been shitting itself, so I can't really link back to the post it originated from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648038
>>13648023
This idea was great, both the greentexts and drawings. The writefags and the drawfag team up to develop a bigger story on it, or at least an occasional greentext + new picture every month or so. It'd be swell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648045
Total Recall when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648045
>tfw can orc rape elves even though I'm a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648045
>ultra realistic roleplay during sex
Could she implant memories Luchadores then? If so, that's pretty rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648045
So now I'm expecting some writefag to do a hardcore NTR suffering story then at the end it turns out it was all roleplay enhanced by his waifus mindflayer friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648058
Want kind of monstergirl would hang with a Mindflayer anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13647998

We'll go with that, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648060
An Oomukade who wants to be a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648038
It was either something to do with Paladins of Mofu, or something about a Paladin who gets caught by a yeti. She won't stop hugging him and he doesn't have the heart to hurt her so he just goes on adventures with her attached. Or something about a Paladin using monstergirls as equipment.
Or all of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648060
What kind*
Yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648045
U wot, damn giving up the NEET life is suffering I miss all the good stuff!

So it is literally a mindflayer then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648060
Gazer and doppelganger come to mind
Maybe darkmatter
Anything parasitic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648058
It's got so much suffering potential
>Hey I wanna get stronker fearboners, so lets roleplay you utterly destroying my life and leaving me alone, broken and destitute for some healing!
>Okay honey! I know a girl, lets visit her
>Wow! This fantasy is great
>Well, it's pretty much rock bottom now
>So time for some tender healing right
>r-right?
>Guys?
>The healing never comes
And he realises it was real life all along. Then he kills himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648047
>Lilimposting
>"They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The human boy."
>"...BOY?"
>"He didn't fuck so good!"
>"A lot of loyalty for a human boy!"
>"If I take off your pants, will you get hard?"
>"It would extremely indecent."
>"Your a cute guy."
>"For you."

[Anonymous No.]

>Mind flayer trolls the DL by implanting the memories of MGs former life and make them revert to their original personality

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously you guys. Mindflayer. Total Recall. Come on. Make it so.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a strong, cute paladin-chan.
>You will never watch as your paladin-chan lead army, after army of paladins against monster girls.
>You will never have your qt paladin-chan climb through the ranks of the paladins.
>You will never snuggle up against your qt paladin-chan during cold winter nights.
>You will never have to live under the fear of rape with your paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648078
Was being unfunny part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer attempts to read a Super Genius' mind
>He keeps doing Advanced Quantum Theories While Counting Pi to the Quintillionth digit, while Reading War and Peace in his mind
>Her head starts to expand, her brain is taking in too much knowledge
>He starts adding Shakespeare, explaining Grahme's Number and Advanced Physics
>Mindfalyer's head is now bigger than her torso.
>She begs him to stop, she can't stop listening
>Silence as The Mindflayer starts to catch her breath
>'What is the Meaning of Life?'
>Her Head Literally Asplode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648080
That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648084
Of coursh. It was pretty shitty, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648087
Reading dense paladin is still better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648087
>What is the Meaning of Life?
That is not an answer to be found, it's an answer you make yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648087
>Head Expansion
What if Mindflayers get fat off stolen knowledge instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648089
So is the mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
How fast can we ruin it this time

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for retarded threadcanon to ruin another monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648100
Then the smarter ones are cuddleably soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
>Mindflayer in school has a crush on you
>You know because she confessed to you with a letter and asked if you'd be her boyfriend
>Of course you turned her down, not because she's a mindflayer, but because you only just met her.
>She seemed a little disappointed but otherwise fine and she still talks to you in the hallways at times.
>Turns out that rumor about them mind controlling their lovers was all just a bunch of xenophobic fearmongers scared of what they don't understand
>At least that's what you want to believe
>Something strange has been happening to you lately. Well, not you, but everybody around you.
>Your friends from nearly three years back looked at you like a stranger when you said hello this morning in the hallways
>Your teacher keep picking you out when just last week she had been the kindest and most caring teacher you've ever had
>Even the shirohebi who sits beside you sneered when you said good morning
>As time goes on it keeps getting worse
>Your friends don't recognize you or the time you've spent together. They called you a creep when you showed them the photos from the time you went to the beach together
>Everybody in your class has started treating you with contempt or outright hatred. They refuse to look at you for anything but to spit in your face
>You didn't want to believe it was her doing but there's just no other explanation
>You finally muster the courage to ask her one afternoon after school
>She grins maliciously before saying "It took you long enough, silly Anon."
>Rage and despair crawls into your voice when you ask her why she didn't just hypnotize you to begin with and spare everybody else.
>She pulls you close with her slimy tentacles. A maddening look on her face as she explains that she wants you to accept her love of your own accord, even if it means isolating you from everybody else.
>"Why would I manipulate my darling when I can just manipulate those pigs and whores around him, anyway."
>"Do you finally accept?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648102
>>13648104
Its already shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648102
Just wait until the profile comes out. For now I will enjoy our blissful ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648082
>You will never have a cute childhood friend paladin-chan who rescues you from rapists and elopes with you to a foreign country

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648104
>he thinks it isn't shit on it's own.
>smug pepe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648104
>S-She only uses it for the sake of cuddling
>S-She only reads your mind to pick out your favorite birthday present
>S-She would never change your memories unless they were traumatic events
>S-She's a cuddleslut/headpatslut/etcslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648098
I thought it was that people weren't wearing enough hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648115
FORTY-TWO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648114
>change your memories
Fuck she's Gowther then.
Worst Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648114
Interesting theories anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648081

Would, but shouldn't, probably can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648123
Get your ass to Mars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648110
If the profile comes out weird, I'll just turn my gradual childhood friend-ification outline into an unspecified abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648100
>Honey? Did I ever tell you I figured out the US launch codes?
>"Well, that explains where the extra fifteen pounds came from."
>What was that?
>"Nothing!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648124

You can't make me, Citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone remembers that screwed up story about the guy who married a Shirohebi and has to adopt his niece, right? The story gets weird when the niece slowly starts to turn into a Shirohebi. I was thinking what if she doesn't but starts trying to act like one.
>Flicks her tongue when's she's angry, even though it's not that long
>claims to be cold and lethargic when it's chilly out even though she's warm to the touch and will move quickly when it's dinner time.
>Says she's starting to shed even though you saw her put school glue on her skin earlier in order to "shed" it when it dried
How do you deal with this after a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648131
Take her to a psychiatrist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648108
Push her away and fucking leave, if she keeps pestering you, choke her with her own tentacles until she passes out.

>inb4 edgy
Serves her right for ruining your life instead of just fucking confessing. You don't fuck with a man's life and expect him to be thankful. Fuck this mindflayer in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648125

Do it to a Shoggoth or one of the Eyeless Children of Salem's Lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648131
Take her to the local ryuu shrine and ask if she can make her dream come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648108

>Tanuki Life Ruiner II: The Squidenning

gee thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Would Dark Elves treat Van Darkholme like their Moses of bondage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648131
Nadeko a shit
A shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648145
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648145
BOY
NEXT
DOOR

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13648045
OK, it also looks like squidification is a power the husband gets after turning into a incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648152
What squidification?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648152
So monsterboys are a thing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648145
ＤＥＥＰ♂ＤＡＲＫ♂ＦＡＮＴＡＳＹ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648156
Welp, it's been a good run. Guess the shit's gonna start now and not stop for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648156
They were always a thing in EMG, they just don't belong in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648160
Thank KC, for yet another horribly shit monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648159
F U C K Y O U
U
C
K
Y
O
U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648160
does this mean I'M A SQUID NOW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648156
>Implying mantango didn't do it first.
Incubi have always been the setting's monsterboys anyway. The difference is still no naturally occurring monster males born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648160
Just ignore him and nothing will start

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648169
I think it's too late.

QUICK SOMEONE HELP ME TALK ABOUT LEWD CHESHIRE BUTTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648156
We always had them.

But we called them something else as to not trigger the insecure anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648162

Actually, Lamiae, Harpies, Slimes so far have been shown to not contain any male members (That we know of in Suu's case). It's speculated that Rachnee's race is all-female, and we know Mero has male counterparts that are Deep Ones from Innsmouth, as well as Centorea's race having barbarian Centaurs as the males who enjoy cuckolding and other shit fetishes.

The biggest question is Does Lala even have a family or does she exist as a concept of Death independently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648173
Don't you have some rant on cripple to make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648176
Found one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648174
I'm leaning toward the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648173
We really should put trigger warnings on our posts so as not to upset those poor anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648160
We're gonna need 7 nukes for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648173
>>13648177
Not him but fuck off
You are blatantly trying to start shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648179
I would, but as you may have heard, trigger warnings are now banned by our feminist overlords.

>>13648182
Truth hurts, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648136
I remember Shoggoths as just fleshy freight trains and I'm not familiar with the other one. If I fall back to abominations it'll probably be the same old thing-jaw with a disembodied voice again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648180
Lets just wait until the profile gets translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648156
It's been known for a while that MGE incubi gain some of the abilities and traits of their monster waifu, but they're still going to look human aside from unusual eyes or fangs. Typical monsterboys are currently only possible through magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648188
I'll keep my finger on the nuke button just in case. Knowing KC, we'll have to reset this twisted game sooner or later, especially because of Cait Sith's existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648186

Shoggoths are where you have to get creative with what a Slime can actually do, Anon. They're a writhing swamp of bio-mass that has constantly shifting appendages, pseudopodia, eyes, mouths and whatever other horrible abomination eement you can think of.

The one in the Shelf of Leng was a giant oil slick looking freight train because it had already been provoked by the Elder Thing.

Eyeless Children of Salem's Lot refers to the incestuous bastard children in Jerusalem's Lot after the Book of the Vermin was found. Basically think Pale-Woman with the eyes in her palms.

[Anonymous No.]

I would travel to northern Canada in winter to visit the Mofu Room and warm up to fluffy sheep using me as their daki

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13648156
no, in this case it's just an incubus who gains some transforming powers. But wonderland fruits/traps that temporarily turn you into a beast like monster(boy) have been a thing for a long time

but yeah, let's wait for a full TL of the entry like >>13648188 says

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648198

Would you object to a z-ton style Wendigo girl like in the Snowy Mountains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648135
>Serves her right for ruining your life instead of just fucking confessing.
She did confess, Anon. You rejected her feelings. Rejected them. Rejected them. REJECTED THEM REJECTED THEM REJECTED THEM! She's just showing you how much she really means to you is all. She wouldn't have to if you weren't so silly in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648198
>northern Canada in winter
If you freeze to death before you find the mofu room can I have your stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648202
I would be happy with anything that isn't Tomasu Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648198
>Canada
Do you actually need to go that far to find sheep? I hear the ones in New Zealand are a lot more frisky if that's your thing, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648202
>z-ton style Wendigo
olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648206
Sure, I have a few old packs of gum and some Tim Horton's coupons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648211
I would go to Wales, but the locals have already shagged every sheep there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648195
The Girl from the Meat Dimension is something that I could work with, but not really for this story. Maybe a matango pit -like experience where the elevator breaks down and she molests her coworker with all sorts of appendages and orifices in the darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648203
>You know because she confessed to you with a letter and asked if you'd be her boyfriend
>Of course you turned her down, not because she's a mindflayer, but because you only just met her.
Though I admit not giving her a chance was kind of wrong, but it doesn't mean she can't fuck me over because she was rejected. Being rejected sucks, and she has to learn how to deal with failure, just like me.

Making my life worse won't gain my trust or love.

IT WON'T
YOU HEAR ME
IT FUCKING WON'T

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648213
>Tim Horton's coupons
Aww shit, me and the waifu are eatin well tonight!
I find the idea of a content poorfag wurm+husband couple strangely appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648221
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>human women only care about money and chad thundercock
>monsters would only care about spirit energy

Monsters are the better option, but not by much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648156
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648221
I have to wonder what could've been said to make her go straight to the yandere-like isolation route. I mean, if it was me I'd go the "let's give it some time" route which doesn't even imply I'll never go out with her ever. Bitch would have to be real crazy to start, but I guess given the monstrous base that's not so farfetched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648224
I want to protect that smug.
>>13648225
Those are both very unfair assumptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648225
>monsters would only care about spirit energy
The majority of monstergirls don't require Spirit Energy to live either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648224
How about I butcher your fucking NIPPLE SALADS

C'MERE I'MMA GRIND YOUR CARTILAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648224
>shitty reaction image
>that line

tusktard lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648221
You don't really have a choice, even if she rapes you now everyone already thinks you're the scum of the earth and will side her as being right.

You're going to marry her and like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648225
>monsters would only care about spirit energy
That's not even true on a profile by profile basis, let alone per individual.

>human women only care about money and chad thundercock
Know what? I'm not even touching this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648234
Might aswell become a mass murderer at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648225
This is true I suppose.
Then again, human women aren't a bunch of rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648237
>>13648230

Ugh, I forgot it was the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648230
>>13648231
>>13648237
>biting such obvious bait
Come on, really?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious, when complaining about certain species of monstergirls, why do anons act like KC is forcing those monsters on them?

I doubt you'll ever see a Mindflayer or Cait Sith at a Cambodian picture forum convention any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648245
Yeah sorry about that.

So...how about them Monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648208
>>13648212

Most impregnable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648250
No Alp, stop shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648252
Okay okay.

What would you like to talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648248
I'm curious, when a car company you like rolls out a new vehicle that's shit, why do people complain about it? They don't have to buy it.

Because they're invested you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648245
>bait
I wanna live in your world, just for one day.

Just to see what it's like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648248
They act like that because other anons are forcing that species on them in hypotheticals and greentexts and whatnot. It's better to just ignore setups you don't like but their reactions aren't completely unreasonable. Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648254
Let's talk about how wonderful mother nature is for giving us pre-sliced oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648248
>why do anons act like KC is forcing those monsters on them?
Having them in the MGE at all popularizes them so you kind of are forced to deal with them. These threads have a tenuous relationship with his canon in general so it's no surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648248
>monsters
>forcing
I hope the irony is not lost on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648265
But we complain about the forcing aspect too, or at least now we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648261
>ignore

Anon now you're just making up words. I mean what the fuck is "ignore"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648262
She still needs to take a page from Amazon and get on the frustration free packaging bandwagon. I mean, it worked great for bananas, so why not oranges too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648268
Exactly my point, there was always "forcing".

So, one could forgive anons for thinking that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirls' faces when they find out about some guy who's going to stream his suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648275
Succuvirus gunna rat him out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648275
Excited will-o-wisp.tiff

Remember kids, you're not even safe in death! Also your body can still come back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648275
He'll have a few Wisps homing in on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648275
MGC has a suicide hotline that consists of 1 overworked Cheshire who acts as transportation and a horde of Yetis looking for husbandos in need of tender healing

Captcha doesn't know what a fucking street sign is. it consistently gets those wrong.

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>>13648288
>1 overworked Cheshire
Is she gonna commit suicide too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648288
>1 overworked Cheshire
Don't forget the jabberwock on dormouse delivery duty for those less urgent cases.

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>>13648288
>MGC has a suicide hotline that consists of 1 overworked Cheshire
I'm now reminded of that one thing with the German psychologist Cheshire.

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>>13648288
>About to hang myself
>Suddenly Chesire pops up in front of me
>Puts a paw on my shoulder
>Suddenly I'm in a room full of Yetis
>Chesire shoots me a shit-eating grin and disappears
>Get immediately tackled by a bunch of Yetis
>Buried in a cuddlepile
>tfw just wanted to leave this place
>Now I gotta escape this place and commit sudoku in a secluded place
>Streaming was a bad idea
>Goddammit

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>>13648294
If you don't get her the coffee she asked for nearly half an hour ago, yeah.

Get to it recruit, it's a long day and the monstergirl suicides are just going to start piling up near the afternoon unless you're there to cuddle them and tell them it's all going to be alright.

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>>13648024
Is it really one of the demons of chaos said to sleep on the darkest depths of the ocean?
Because it really fucking looks like something out of Cthulhu Mythos.

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>>13648317
Mindflayers are a classic DnD underdark creature, like the Gazer is a Beholder.

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>>13648340
I'll add you can tell KC used the color palette too. Should probably be another parasite like a roper, since that's how the original's are.

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>>13648340
>>13648356
Mindflayers were among the monsters that remained unaltered for that Japanese DnD knockoff if I assumed correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

Hastur MG when?

Ia, Ia, Hastur‼ Hastur kufayak‼ Bulgtom fugtragurn bulgtom. Ai, ai, Hastur‼

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648374
What would she be? Some sort of fallen angel/weresheep combination? Except her wool is actually millions of tiny tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648340
Yes I know. I'm talking about KC's long awaited 'Demons of Chaos' monster girls from the bottom of the oceans and beyond.

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>>13648372
Japan has straight DnD. They just prefer their shitty 1970's 1st edition versions like P'orcs and furry kobolds to other revisions.

Unless you mean all the videogame knockoffs, but those exist in almost every fantasy JRPG.

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>>13648380

If you say her name 3 times in a row you instantly orgasm instead of dying.

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>>13648382
Lots of countries jumped onto DnD early but never bothered with the upgrades. I think germany loves the shit out of AD&D but never cared for anything after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648387
Sure that isn't Beetlejuice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648387
Friend of both lonely virgins and busy businessmen everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>no velociraptor mgwaifu

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls would hate the summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648402
The icy ones, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648398
I thought that was Bloody Mary.

>>13648402
All the NEETs, because it makes them long for the love of another to share in the joys of summer.
And because all their humanboy appreciation websites get swarmed by out-of-school teenages girls talking about monsterboys.

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>>13648392
In germany way more people play Das schwarze Auge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648401

Sure you want one? They're gold diggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648402
The hot ones, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648402
Yeti's, Ice elementals

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>>13648406
You just need to be a bad enough dude to handle the stupid ones is all. ARE you a bad enough dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648406
Only the slutty ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer paralyzes your waifu and re-writes your memories
>After making you cum inside her multiple times she sets you aside
>And then she makes her way toward your waifu, now a woman who is just a stranger to you.
>She grabs and re-writes her memories too
>All those memories the two of you shared together before? Gone. She never had a husband. She was always alone.
>The two of you used to live in this house of yours
>With a smirk she tells your waifu to leave your place immediately
>She looks horribly confused and leaves without much fuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648275
The MGC Suicide Prevention Unit would like to remind people to stop pretending you're going to kill yourself just to get Yeti hugs, this takes away from those who truly need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648401
>your velociraptor waifu will never help take down a psychotic monster

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>>13648418
You know KC's going to write in a clause that prevents stuff like that from happening. Or he'll just write a species generalisation that states that no 'flayer would ever do that.

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>>13648418
rock fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648418
Pretty terrifying concept. Someone should write a story where this happens. It could go either way, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648402
Oomukades somehow getting even more sweatier and stinkier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648419
But I'm lonely
I-I might really kill myself without those hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>think about jumping off a bridge today
>look over the side
>various aquatic mgs swarming where I'd land, ready to catch me
maybe another day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
She's not going to tentacle rape my brain, is she?

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>>13648419
>Meanwhile, someone jumps off a bridge into a running river
>Nobody sees him
>People only realize he's missing a week later
>They never find him

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>>13648317
Just an indicator of how those profiles will be when he finally gets around to them

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>>13648455
The Old ones are kinda dicks, so I'm not sure what you expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648452
>A will-o-wisp got him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648418
This is actually one of my fetishes, where it's the girl that gets NTRed

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Karate man in MGC.

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>>13648459
Man, Will o' Wisps are like some kind of Anti Suffering Force, I tell ya. Can't even die in peace these days.

Thanks alot, KC.

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>>13648418

>A small MG came out from all the fuss
>She calls you daddy but...you don't recognize her
>She yells at the mindflayer to go away
>She doesn't of course.
>She laughs as she tells her that her mom is probably wandering the streets or something.
>In a panic she runs off out of fear that something bad will happen to her mom. She swears revenge as she leaves.

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>Tfw your Kraken girlfriend gets jealous of the Mindflayer hitting on you.
"He, he likes MY tentacles best!!!"

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>>13648483
Plottwist: You had a foot fetish all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648473
Would you rather have a Giant DeusExMachina Eagle Harpy fly under the bridge and take you to her nest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648489
I would rather die and stay dead thank you.

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>>13648483

>"I'm not so sure he'll agree once we've had some alone time.

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>>13648489
>>13648498

I guess the only way to truly be at peace is to ascend beyond body and spirit and become a formless entity and travel through time and space for all eternity. I mean, ascended entity monstergirls don't really exist, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648498
Is your deepest, darkest fantasy to stay unhappy?

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>>13648498
So you prefer angels and houri, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648498
Too bad, you're getting sex for all of eternity no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648510
Yes.

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>>13648483
Kraken does have better tentacles. Mind flayers seem to be less about the appendages and more about the, uh, mind flaying. At least I'm not super impressed by MF's tentacles, but kraken's make me diamonds. I think it's because so much length on the longer tentacles is bound up in that "dress" and unable to move completely independently.

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>>13648510
>>13648514

Me too. Because I already got used to it since childhood.

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>>13648508
Frog Girl Old Ones in the realms of souls when?

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>>13648487
I actually kind of want to see a picture like this now, but rather than being sandwiched between horse titties, it's an Anon being wrapped up between two different types of tentacle girls.

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>>13648508
How would you know if they did? They have no form you can sense. It's entirely possible they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648475
>Yandere daughteru with an Electra complex end

I can get behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648520
I got used to it during childhood

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>>13648523
I like the tit sandwich, that's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Are squid kids monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648534
Bad game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648534
they are NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648536
Hot lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648534
No they are not, they are either A. a squid, B. a kid. If they were a squid and kid at the same time then they might be monster girls but they are two distinct things. MG status is revoked.

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>>13648525

In time she trained and was able to form her own band of warriors, taking both humans and monsters in who swore to prevent this thing from happening again all while silently yearning for the day things would be normal again

Expect a duel between your daughter and your new daughter born from the Mindflayer later on.

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>>13648541
They have the weird squid hair though, they're at least cosplay tier monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648546
So if the daughteru wins, she husbandos me and makes a new family, and if the mindflayer wins, everything stays the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648546
That sound wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648555
Still more monsters than Succubutts.

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>>13648569
Succubutts have fucking natural black sclera and blue skin.

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>>13648574
Not always.

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>>13648024
What's that gooey stuff coming out of her testicles?

[Anonymous No.]

>not just killing yourself with a weapon that has the "slain creatures rest in peace" affix so your soul is launched straight to the other side
Fuck will-o-wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648574
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648581
Semen.

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>>13648579
>>13648584

>Succubutt without blueskin/black sclera
>Having shitty genes
hah

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>>13648418
>You have a mindflayer friend
>At least you think she's your friend. You can never be sure with them.
>Anyway, recently you've been getting really into a maid fetish and wanting your wife to dress up as one
>Except that she's a hellhound. When you asked she laughed in your face before wiggling her ass at you "Try and make me."
>Fuck that noise.
>After much begging you convince mindflayer-chan to lend you a hand.
>The two of you sneak inside way past when you normally go to sleep
>Sure enough, you can hear the black furball snoring in bed
>The mindflayer wears a devious smile as her tentacles slowly snake their way into your waifu's ears
>She moans and stirs in her sleep, but otherwise remains perfectly still
>"That's it?" You ask the mindflayer when she finally retires her stalks
>She nods before reminding you that you owe her one.
>You drive her home before coming back and settling into bed beside your waifu, a gentle smile comes across her face when you slip in.
>You wake up when the sun is already far in the sky
>The other side of the bed is empty, but the bedroom door is open and you can smell food.
>"Goshujin-sama!” She runs up to greet you like puppy the instant you enter the kitchen.
>A frilly black and white maid outfit adorned her body instead of the usual sweatshirt and panties.
>Her burning red eyes filled with admiration, her ears turned down in submission and a hopeful smile on her face as she leans down to receive headpats.
>”Are you pleased with me master?” She asks while gingerly waiting for a pat
>Your erection is ready to pierce the core and out the other side.
>She seems surprised when you firmly grab her wrist and lead her to the table. A look of surprise that quickly melts into obedience when you bend her over the wooden board.
>"Please feel free to use my lewd body however you wish." Her fluffy tail rapidly brushes against your shirt. Heat emanating from her nether regions ready to be used.
>You'd change her back... eventually.

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>>13648583
>Will o' Wisp's face when you die and your soul doesn't appear in the purgatory
>hfw she realizes you're a hollow human

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13648581
Semen. She alps men.

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>>13648588
>shitty genes
Do you even know what Shinrabanshou is? The wjole "Royal Blue" supremacy thing comes from YBAs stuff anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono Illuminati

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>>13648596
I honestly can't tell if that's suppose to be a guy or a girl.

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>>13648589
I have a feeling that that's among the many things a Hellhound can bounce back from.

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>>13648601
>It's made up by a bunch of cyclops girls who meet up in a basemen, who're too timid to get a man and formulate secret plans to get them

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>>13648589
This has the potential to make all those cupid mind-alteration arguments and discussions look like a drop in the ocean.

I like the idea of consensual mind alteration, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648201
Thank you for your work.

Goddamit hamburgers aren't sandwiches captcha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648618
Yes they are.

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>>13648564

>So if the daughteru wins, she husbandos me and makes a new family

Not before trying to reintroducing you two to each other and try to get each other on dates.

If the Mindflayer wins she'll coo in your ear about how no one will bother the two of you anymore and that she's happy to announce that she has another daughter on the way, excited for the day her daughters can find their own husbands.

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>>13648616
If Mindflayers really can alter minds, they'd be the either the ultimate shit monstergirl or the ultimate healing monstergirl.

>>13648618
Technically they are sandwiches though.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I want to see?

Cerberus' reaction and response to having one of her heads altered by a mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648618
>He thinks hamburgers aren't sandwiches
Fucking misinformed pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a Mindflayer Lilim

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>>13648628
>they'd be the either the ultimate shit monstergirl or the ultimate healing monstergirl.
Probably depends on individuals in the species. Most are likely shit since monster girls lean more towards, as long as there's a dick shooting semen its ok.

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>>13648627
Imagine your yandere mindflayer daughteru violently killing her mother in front of you and then rewriting your memories so that you think she has always been your wife?

You wake up the next morning alongside your beautiful, if somewhat young, wife. She places a hand on her belly and reminds you that soon you'll be a father for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648645
>Mindflayer demon lord
>Can alter the minds of entire nations with a thought to suit her whims

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648645
How about Mantango planet. Also the spores can survive spaces. Also all mantagos release their spores at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer sneaks up to an unsuspectng guy and reads his mind
>She sees him hanging himself, jumping from a tall building, walking in front of a speeding train, consuming poison, and so on
>The dreadful thoughts go on nonstop, flashing through her mind one after another
>Guy doesn't even notice her standing there behind him, going through shocking experiences
>hfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648652
>Implying that was your wife she killed
>Implying it wasn't just her mother, another one of your daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>Cowtits Oni
>Sharkteeth Oni
>Pettanko Oni

Choose your Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648652

What if that daughter killed her mom and this cycle continued again and again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648657
>spaces
Goddammit yesterday my s wouldn't press enough now its doing it too much.
space* As in outer space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
>Mention wanting to see a Mind Flayer in .Less' stream a while ago
>KC makes one
Pretty freaky, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648667
Too late, they can only survive the spacekey on my keyboard. They're useless against anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648664
Cowtits always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648664
Pettanko all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648624
>>13648628
>>13648631
Yes they are supossed to are but I like to differenciate my bread n' meat meals alright?

I never thought I would miss the text captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648664
Sharkteeth.
But let's be honest, in this situation you're not really being given a choice.
You're pleasing them all like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648669
I remember that I'd have the mythological Hellhound on my mind around the time before her reveal.

Funny how that works out, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648682
>they are supossed to are
How is a hamburger supposed to is if you aren't supposed to are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648664
>Choose your Oni.
You can't make me, I want to be held down by cowtits and sharkteeth while the flat one has her way with me. After they'd trade places until everyone was completely exhausted

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>>13648660
>After being disturbed by all that imagery she replaces all those images with pleasant ones.
>You walking on the beach with her, taking her out to a restaurant, etc.
>When she's done you turn around and greet her like you've known her for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648684
Do you think hellhounds can cook marshmallows with their eyes?

What if they squint really hard, do they get heat beam vision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648684
Yep. I sure hope they keep their ultra classical "Mind Blast" attack and their tendency to one-hit you randomly when doing physical attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648686
I'm gonna go with sleep deprivation on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer girl
>Likes to make love to you while also using her tentacles to directly stimulate the pleasure centers of your brain
>So good it's literally addicting. You've been ruined. No other sensation can ever match what she does for you.
>She can directly alter the composition of your brain, from your mood to your memories.
>Sometimes gives you complete and total amnesia so she can feel like it's her first time with you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024

Ya know, looking at this, I can only think of one thing.

If those dress-tentacle things are actually her 'feet', how the fuck does she go up or down stairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648645

Lilims already can mindbreak via their aura. And their dark energy ball can do tentacles easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648703
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't stick your dick in a cactus, would you?

Especially one who's got a $500,000 bounty and has robbed more banks than an alcoholic has done shots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648699
>I can Sengoku Rance for the first time again
I think I just found my favorite waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648709
>Bandito cactus girl
This is actually pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648690
We don't really know what the purpose of those eye-flame things is, do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648714

Indicators of her arousal level, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648703
She crawls.

I'm pretty certain mindflayers in D&D can cast levitate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648714
Night Vision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648699

>Alters the composition of people's brains
>Your face when the cruel ones among them can literally fuck with your memories and temper and personality to make you lash out and hurt the ones you love as an easy way to sever all ties with the outside world
>So it's you and her
>Forever
>And no one will ever know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648664
Sharkteeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648713

>Bandito Cactus
>Trickster Coyote
>Deputy Centaur
>Sheriff Lizardman who's one of those species of lizards that shoots blood from their eyes n shit

MG Wild West is best setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648721
>Illuminating the dark with flame eyes
What a fucking dork, it's like she wants goddamn Charlie to spot her during night ops. She's gonna blow our cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648712

>You and your mindflayer waifu go through your videogame collection
>You come to one you're especially fond of and sigh "Ah, if only I could play through this for the first time again."
>She sly smiles and whispers "I can help you with that."
On the other side of your head, a tentacle is toying around with your ear, waiting for the signal to go in and do it's thing.

You'd also be able to go on vacations to places you've been to before as experience them as though they were new all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648738
>Implying she doesn't just ride on top of an Ushi-Oni so that any attacks get absorbed and immediately negated while the enemy gets sprayed with Ushi blood.
Can you imagine that, a Hellhound riding on top of an Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648748
With her we'd actually be able to forget about the existence of Other M and DragonBall Eolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648751
Wouldn't a Hellhound already have good regeneration abilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648758
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648751
>Hellhound riding on top of an Ushi-Oni.
Welp, I'll just go get my emergency inflatable boat, cuz I'm gettin' the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648758
Probably, but then you don't get the added effect of Ushi blood everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere Mindflayer

>"Shhh, it's okay. Hold still, hold still. Don't thrash around or it'll hurt."
>"Just let it sliiiiide in. All your thoughts, all your feelings. I'm touching them."
>"I'll make it all go away. All those pesky memories of all those pesky people."
>"Just me now. Just me. Remember me. Only me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648758
Maybe she dies, goes to hell, and just makes her way back to the land of the living again.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Mindflayers erase a man's grumpiness/anger issues? I can't imagine what kind of person I'd be without these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648726

>The kinder ones work to help traumatized or depressed people by making them forget the bad things in their life so they can move on or replace them with the positives so they stand out in their mind more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648763
How is it that the Mindflayer already has more yandere stuff than the Will O' Wisp?

Damned lucky demon squid, I wish we had yandere content featuring MGs that haven't been presented as yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648720

>Spoiler

That's... somehow less amusing than the thought of an otherworldly powerful Mindflayer trembling with fear and holding the railing in a death grip as she uses the stairs.

Or the sheer unadulterated terror that melts over her face when the word 'escalator' is mentioned, having heard about what happens when even 'normal' people with two legs ride that shit barefoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648775
Because they can literally change entire brains. That's like a yandere's wettest dream. If KC doesn't make them the go to yandere to top all yanderes then he's a moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648776
>'escalator'
The greatest defense against tentacle monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648780
He's probably going to make it to where the memory alteration is temporary, and for sexual purposes only.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I can do it. I can take all of those bad memories away."
>"But won't that make them a different person? Aren't who we are as people determined by our memories?"
>"If I suddenly lost all of my memories then what? Wouldn't I be a different person? Would I go through the world and end up with different ideas and feelings?"
>"Is this right? Even if it's to make them suffer less. Aren't I destroying a person that was to create a new person?"
>"But they want me to do it, so."
>"I wish I hadn't thought of this. Maybe I should erase my own memories of thinking about this."

>Existential crisis Mindflayer
>Ends up using her powers to create a mental scenario for the person that seems to take ages but actually takes an instant in which they overcome their trauma and become stronger, happier people while retaining everything that makes them who they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648770
Please line up for your painted on, forced smile citizen.

It's the law in KC land.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer-chan can alter your sense of time
>Makes you violently orgasm for ten hours mentally while only a single second passes in the real world

>Decides that she hates that she wasn't a part of your earlier life. Has you re-live your entire life mentally while adding herself to all of your happiest memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648788
>Mindflayer alters a man's memories of his times during the war
>It cures his PTSD
>Mindflayer erases a man's memories while he's experiencing heart problems
>Cures his Broken Heart Syndrome
>Mindflayer reconfigures a convict's mind a bit
>He's no longer a detriment to society and is a pleasant person to be around instead of stab happy
>Mindflayer replaces the mind of an anon who shitposts about every new girl for reasons he took completely out of context
>Everyone else is happier now that she messed up and he's a potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
>Mind Flayer
Oh shit, we literal mind-fucking now?

Wonder if this means the Deep Ones Cumeth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648794
>Mindflayer attempts to read your mind
>She sees almost nothing in your first 10 years of life
>Your most fond memories (or the ones you still remember) are of you being alone
>Your selective memory erased everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648787
>>13648794

This is pretty neat. Instead of erasing and altering memories, she's Total Recalling new ones which never actually happened. Just think about it. In the space of ten second of her playing with your head, she could make you experience hundreds of years of fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648800
Can you resist a Mindflayer's attempt at changing my mind if I fight long enough?
>hfw she can't reach Noah Tim Portant's mind because he has way too many hateful thoughts for her to concentrate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648800
>the end justifies the means
Yeah, I figured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648805
Unless you have a frilly pin ribbon, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648152
Definitely been playing too much Splatoon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Mindflayers alter their own minds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648805
Are you prepared to engage in a mental battle of wills with a mindflayer? Where both your memories are the battlefield, and your imaginations the weapons you take up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648794
>A mindflayer will never slow your perception of time to a crawl while increasing your sensitivity and mounting you.
>She'll never ride you for hours, but your perception of time makes it feel like days.
>You'll never shoot inside her over and over again until she's pregnant.
>She'll never make an honest man out of you get a job to support your kids after she marries you.
God damn it, the profile isn't even translated yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648800
This is making me think of a Mindflayer that works at a mental health clinic. Man and monster alike going there to have traumatic memories altered or overwritten.

Alternatively they could work as government agents and memory wipe people that know too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648804
>Think this is a pretty awesome idea
>I mean you can experience any fantasy you've ever had
>Literally anything you want you can have in your mind
>It only takes a few seconds for your entire ideal life and fantasy to pass
>Then you're back in this world
>You suddenly remember that was almost nothing more than a dream
>You can remember it so vividly its like you were there
>But you weren't, it was all a fake fantasy to make you feel better
>You realize how shitty this world is, why you wanted to get away
>Immediate crippling depression upon the realization that you will never be happy again in this world
>Bad end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648800
>needing help from a mindflayer in the first place

Literally pleb tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648812
Oh man, but imagine Chuuni Mindflayers though.
They'd drag you into their minds so you can have all the shonen anime battles they could ever want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648811
>break up with mindflayer gf
>so distraught she erases the memory of you
>week later you realize you messed up and try to get back with her
>she doesn't know you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648763
>"Ah I see. You were very lonely. You tried hard to hide it."
>"There were many women that you were interested in. But those whores were never able to see your beauty like I can."
>"But now you don't have to worry. They don't matter now. They're all gone. As well as your feelings of loneliness and despair"
>"The only love you'll ever want or need is mine and mine alone
>"There.. all done. Now let's enjoy each other...darling."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648812
>Imagine an entire squadron of A-10's raining millions of 30mm explosive + thermate rounds down on her position, which then release Napalm and Sarin gas dumb bombs on her, before finishing her off with kinetic bombardment
>Smile innocently at her in the real world as she stares at me with disbelief

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648806
>the end justifies the means
That's literally Demon Lord logic 101.
>>13648817
>Man and monster alike going there to have traumatic memories altered or overwritten.
Yeah because every time that's shown in any type of media it always works out and society prospers. Entire civilizations don't collapse within a generation once they realize they can have everything bad removed and feel happy all the time so long as they always stay with the mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648811
I can imagine that leading to a lonely mindflayer who sits at home all day, tentacles in her own ears, viewing an imaginary life where she's got her perfect husbando at her side.

Kind of like that art of the girl wearing a VR headset sitting in the corner of a dirty, empty room.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that they can mess with your mind at will or the fact that they need to stick a tentacle into your ear to reach your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648835
>VR
So they're Raiden?

[Anonymous No.]

Literally mind break the girl

R E M O V E
M I N D F L A Y E R

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648837
>they need to stick a tentacle into your ear to reach your brain
Is that how it works? Why not just put one tentacle on your head like Suu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648425
I'm going to put my money on it being like the Raging Mushrooms, where it only works if the MG in question wants it on some level.

Or perhaps any mind-flaying winds up being purely temporary.

One of the two. Maybe both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648841
More like Mindrewrite. All Monstergirls in MGE "mindbreak" you into loving them in some way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648841
>he doesn't like seeing men bet "mindbroken"
Don't be a bitch nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648841

But they can remove all the bad things in your life. You just need to hold still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648843
Considering the facts that all status effects they inflict, excluding their one-hot KO touch, is temporary I'll put my money on their mind alteration, if there is any, being temp as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648827
This is an NTR scenario waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648841
>Literally mind break the girl
And nothing wrong with that, people who like mindbreak can like her and people who aren't fond of the idea can talk about Cheshires or whatever. Not like someone's going to come along and force people to have sex with one.

Who am I kidding, this is MGG of course people will go full autism once the profile is translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648839
I'd rather see a Mindflayer dressed as Solidus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648841
>>13648837
And so it begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648852
You should already know that IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648849
Exactly, they're mindbreak and ntr the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648837
>not wanting a cute girl to fuck your brain
Although I'd love to deflower a paladin as my mindflayer imouto violates the space between her lobes without rewriting anything else than the horrifying sensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648841
Keep mindflayer.

I want my displacer girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648853
Now that's something I'd like to see too.
Now if only a drawfag would do it. Bonus points if it shows a Mindflayer sword dueling a fairy in a wig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648401
>you will never play fetch with your stupid dilophosaurus waifu

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't think KC would create a MG worse than a matango, guess i was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648854
Disregard those babies, and lets discuss Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648841
Mind break and brainwashing isn't anything new for the MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648837
reminds me of the Majestic from American Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648868
How about we disregard you instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648865
>a fairy in a wig
Come on man, Raiden wasn't ever a faggot at all.

At least use a Weresheep or something because VR.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get pulled into a tight hug and kissed by a Mindflayer
>Wait shit she doesn't have a tongue
>It's a bunch of tentacles
>They squirm and play with your tongue as the tentacles on her hair begin working on rewriting you
>She stares deeply into eyes as you try and futilely try and escape. Her hands stroking your back as she continues her work.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I like the idea of? A third party monstergirl who can provide a service to a couple so they can enjoy themselves even more.

Like a slimegirl swimming pool who enhances the sex a couple have in it.

I can imagine a mindflayer sticking one tentacle in the ear of a man, and the other in the ear of his waifu, then acting as the bridge while their minds merge together and they carry out their wildest fantasies together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648879
>Raiden wasn't ever a faggot at all.
They made numerous jokes about it throughout the series.
He's even groped by the President at one point after being mistaken as a girl. And let's not forget his Ancestor: Raikov

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648794
>A girl who can rebuild a broken mind.
>Replaces all the bad memories

Sounds good to me. The only thing keeping me from full approval was memories of losing to swarms of those things in the first Final Fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Wurm will never put a beret on you while your kissing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648889
>Raikov
Raikov was voiced by Wonder Red, so it all works out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648886
If you can't have mindblowing sex with your mg waifu then you probably shouldn't be with her in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648881
Yes. Yeeeeeesssss.

I want more lewd tentacle kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648890
>Castle of Ordeals
>Random encounter
>There's like 8 of them
>And it's a surprise attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648896
Well, obviously. But I'm talking about fullfiling fantasies that are outright impossible to do otherwise. Like having sex in space, or cloning each other multiple times to have a huge 2-person orgy pit, or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648900
Then go fuck a tentacle girl. She exists for a reason and nobody else seems to like her. Think of the tentacles!

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer starts to work on your brain
>Accidentally severs your brain stem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648911
I hope she takes responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would a mindflayer say upon finding some sort of bug in your ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648866
We dino-monstergirls again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648911
>severs your brain stem
I don't see anything on her body that looks like a razor of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648917
Please no tards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648915
fucking hell man, this is ultimate boner killer

at least she could erase the memory of something that disgusting happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648854
To be fair, people have a legit reason to whine about mindflayer.
She really is mindbreak: the monster, and that's a gimmick a lot of people hate.

I don't like mindbreak, but I like her though, if just for the variety. Not everything has to be a waifu and her design is good scarousal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648925
>Velocioraptor
>tard
Yeah, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648935
Look at her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648907
I like her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648401
>velociraptor
>pack hunter that specializes in gangrape
>Combines the tactics of the Kunoichi, the pack mentality of the werewolf, and the slashy-slashy of the mantis...and possibly the smug of the manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648934
I agree, i don't really like the thought of someone messing directly with my head i have enough identity issues as it is.

Is it much to ask to be able to live happily without the fear of being mindbroken by that mindflayer classmate that is always spying you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648915
Freak the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648944
>i have enough identity issues as it is.
That actually raises another point about mindflayers. They could easily make any man alp. They're already messing with your mind, they could literally do anything to you, including turning you gay and immediately alping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648952
They could even make yu forget you're an alp and make you think you're a succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648952
>>13648956
Or they could make a monster girl think she is a normal girl, or vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648952
That depends on the extent of their abilities. We'll have to wait on the translation to be sure. Probably though, yeah.
It wouldn't make much sense though, they're still monster girls and removing the dick goes against their core motivations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648960
>Make a Paladin girl think she's corrupted into a succuslut when she really isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648960
>make a monster girl think she is a normal girl,
>Giving a monster girl the mindset of a 3DPD whore
BURN THE MINDFLAYERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648960

Or making someone who hates monster girls love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648952
>>13648960
No one girl should have all that POWER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648956
>The only way to distinguish masquerading alps from succubi is to make them take a lie detector test
>Mindflayers can alter their minds so the alps genuinely think they're succubi

Where's Harrison Ford? We need to make this the sequel to Blade Runner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648952
Wanting the dick isn't enough to outright destroy your SE production to turn you into a monster, and I doubt one encounter with her is nowhere near enough time for her DE to Incubize you and start the whole Alop shebang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648974
>nowhere
anywhere*
>Alop
Alp*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648966
Or make someone who loves them hate them, then make this person think she's a normal human girl and all other human girls are succubi in disguise.
Yandereintensifies.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648965

>A secret group of Mindflayers working to re-write the minds of MGs so they're unattractive to humans so they can have them all to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648972
That's going straight to the idea list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648984
>Sabbath the second
Only these fuckers actually have the power to do so, we are so screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648964
>Mindflayer makes a paladin girl forget her self-oath never give in to lust
>Paladin girl runs off immediately to find you to put an end to all the pent-up desire
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648980
Dear god...

[Anonymous No.]

All of you guys hating on Mind Flayer are so silly. MGE is always as "Innocent" as such a thing can be. Hate Mind Flayer on principle, sure, but if it's the MGE version you're talking about, these fears are pretty unjustified.

On the other hand, look at that weird squidy thing strapped to her waist. Look at how all her tentacles seem to be squirting cum. Now imagine her using that strange squid ornament as a giant dildo to ravage your asshole.

Now isn't that better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648980
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Mindflayer the anti-thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648995

Wait no.

What if a Mindflayer, while stimulating the pleasure center in your brain also used a tentacle to touch your prostate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648997
Truly, she is the mind slayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648995
I've always imagined that she can store her main body inside the squid a la Vanilla Ice's Cream.

[Anonymous No.]

So, here's a thought...

So apparently, Mind Flayer Incubi can turn into a squid like their waifu, because KC's been playing too much Splatoon. In the profile pic, she has some kinda squid-thing attached to her at the waist, with tentacles shooting out some kinda white stuff...

Did KC just draw transformed-bestiality sex in a profile pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648995
No, you do not get to use the "MGE defense".

You are henceforth banned from this courtroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648995
MGE is an "Innocent and happy" world but in reality is a thin veiled world full of corruption, mindbreak and NTR that everyone denies it exists with excuses like "You liked it all along, you just didn't know it" like some anon said before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649005
Let's wait until the translation before outlandish assumptions here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648991
>it's a timebomb hypnosis that unravels after she comes from her childhood friend's dick
>her lewd succuslut face melts away to reveal her usual uptight face but so flustered that she could die
>she cries profusely as his seed slowly seeps out, mixing with her virginal blood
>she only calms down a little when he promises to take care of him now that she's unemployed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649005
Let's not go jumping to conclusions. We still don't have the translations yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649007
Face facts anon, it's a hugbox.

And really, would we even be discussing mind flayer girls if it wasn't for this MGE profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649005
That would be too funny for me to be mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649009
If that's your headcanon anon, you're welcome to it.

But it's not mine, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649005
Holy shit I'd love to ram my bestiality dick straight into a squid kid's tight pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Why must we always assume the worst possible outcome for anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649017
>hugbox
Many here would say it isn't.

If you try to build a car, and all you manage to produce is a pile of burning parts, you can't call it a car afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649017
Probably not but we HAVE actually discussed them before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649005
>>13649005
If true this would be the final evidence for MGE being a shit world of shit people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649009
You sound like the grimdark touhoufags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649022
Because you're either right or happy if you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649021
Do squids even have dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648974
what? Wanting the dick IS one of the possible reasons for Alping

>>13649022
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649022
It's logical in this case. She is what she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649022
Because it's fun sometimes. It isn't real or anything anyways but it's interesting to think about how such a power can be used, for good or bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649031
But just being gay is not enough. It's one of the things needed, but by itself it isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649036
Nope. All the possible cases for Alping are "either/or", not "and"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649016
>>13649019
>>13649025
I mean, lookit it. It's clinging to her at crotch-level, with a big white glob spurting out right from her crotch area. And that smug-ass grin. Tell me it doesn't just scream
>"Fufufu, walking along like this, no one even suspects my husband is..."

>>13649021
Good man.

>>13649029
Even if they don't, those tentacles are pretty clearly squirtin' out some jizz. Could just be ramming a bunch of them up into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649027
grimdark interpretations of touhou make for some of the best fan works though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649040
Nowhere does it say that.
At all, and I've read the damned thing like 38+ times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649041
KC uses those visuals all the time though. I'll withhold judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649027
If someone wants to have MGE be a dystopia, then let them. Personally, that's what I get off to.

Other people get off to thinking it's a utopia and they and their waifu will be happy forever. I don't see that as wrong.

Just let people interpret it how they wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be married to a Mindflayer
>You're a husband now
>You're a squid now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649041
>roleplaying tentacle rape with your legal loli squid kidfu
Mindflayers just keep getting better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649045
secret alp detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649041
Actually given the canon that all profile pics are drawn by the Wandering Scholar as he interviews an MG, it'd probably be more...

>"Mmmm...this guy and his little fairy, they don't even suspect that, right now, me and my husband are...!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649042
Not sure how that is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649042
http://exhentai.org/g/561366/424ae59fc2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649005
Isn't that a monsterboy? KC said no to monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649045
What? It's the very first sentence on the second column of the entry that says it. Or did you only read my paste with the additional info, and even there you can read that out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649060
Not really. I think there's an item that turns incubi into tentacle monsters temporarily too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649059
I hate sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649055
Well, just start by saying that all the tengu cook and eat the humans who wander into their domain, and work your way down from there.
I mean, you've got reality warping vampires already, so it can't be that hard.

>>13649060
No but he's been playing Splatoon recently, so it's okay to sacrifice the integirty of his own canon to put in stuff he likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649060
Is it really a Monster Boy if it's an out-and-out squid? Sure one that has the mind of an Incubus, but otherwise, full-squid.

At any rate, just a rumor floating about the thread atm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649060
No it's a "squid incubus", totally not a monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649067
You say that, but really you're pining for the fjords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649009
..... You know I'm just going to stick with the hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait no guys

I think I got it

What if we combined a wight and a mindflayer?

A MG that can touch your mind/thoughts and your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649060
I don't think Incubi are full blown Monster Boys. It's just that when you marry your Dragon Waifu you get a bit of her powers. Sort of like a perk to the job. Marry a Mindflayer? You can become a Squid now. Marry a Salamander? Fire doesn't hurt you too much. Being called an Incubi just detonates that you're taken and got your marriage power, or whatever. Think of that one CYOA Monster Girl game that floats around.

I mean, that's how I interpreted Incubi anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649065
Indeed there is. Also a "Doppelganger Potion" that clones you so you can gangbang your waifu.

Also non-canon Futa and Monster Boy potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649060
>>13649065
>>13649069
>>13649070
>>13649072
Its literally just a male monster. Not a monsterboy as in monster girls. But an actual monster that is a male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649075
>mindflayer, lich, and wight harem

Yikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649069
>No but he's been playing Splatoon recently, so it's okay to sacrifice the integirty of his own canon to put in stuff he likes.
>implying he gives even half a fuck about gaijin autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649075
Thats to fucking dangerous.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649063
>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man, and used the Demonic energy taken in upon becoming an Incubus, which is normally used to boost their spirit energy generation facility, to instead destroy it.
>Incubi
>Destroying their SE production instead of making it churn out much more
Not seeing it. All I see is that you still need to be an Incubus, desire men, destroy your own SE production. Just wanting dick is nowhere near enough on its own.
Threadcanon is not the same as actual canon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649075
That's kinda redundant.

Also, Undead Mindflayers would be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649086

You won't escape anon. Every inch of your very being will know just how much love she has for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649078
I'm searching on the wiki, but I can't find anything called a Doppelganger Potion there. Is it listed under another name.

>>13649085
I was being facetious with that statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649077
There's a difference between being able to transform into a squid and having resistance to fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649067
There's a trick you can do with ex links anon. Here:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/561366/424ae59fc2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649049
I sorta agree, but I think it's really stupid when they take stuff out of context and exaggerate stuff just so they can sob about how awful monsters are and how they'll rather kill themselves or a monstergirl before getting married to one and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649088
wouldn't be*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649093
Apparently so.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#Doppelganger_Medicine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649094
Not really, it's all what you'd call a "Super Power", for lack of better word. You could argue that being able to turn into a Squid is more drastic, but it's still a power at the end of the day.

Besides in all honesty how useful would being able to turn into a Squid be? What situations in your life would be improved with the ability to become a Squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649092
i really don't want any of that everything about that scares me.....

[Anonymous No.]

I want to perform unholy ceremonies and terrifying science procedures to give my waifu the power to strike down both God and Demon Lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649077
>Being called an Incubi just detonates that you're taken
>detonates
I'm getting all kinds of hilarious mental images right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649102
>Doppelganger_Medicine
>Tentacle Medicine
>Medicine
I am offended by him calling it medicine. Medicine is something that is suppose to actually help you, not be a notmonsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649097
>they
Try not to merge shitposters in with people who just disagree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649104
>Not really, it's all what you'd call a "Super Power", for lack of better word
Well yes, but what I mean is that. until now, all the gifts given for the girls were intangible things (resistance to environment, breathe under water, etc) while this thing directly transforms your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649095
Thank you anon, didn't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649097
That's really just banter and roleplaying. Faggotry, basically.

I like the Order side of the MGE lore and wish there was more of it, but Paladinfags are for the most part insufferable.

You have to admit there is a conflict in MGE; that the Demon Lord's plan isn't entirely foolproof and there are problems with it, and that humanity is going extinct and if the monsters aren't careful they'll be next. It'd be nice for KC to expand on this idea and maybe have live and let live communities where humans are encouraged to be human, but apparently KC just wants a utopia with waifus. That's his interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649118
But if we don't do that then we stop being right 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649126
>His interest
Considering that the Order and Chief God canonically lose sometime down the road? I'd say so.
But more info and lore on the Order would be nice to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649102
Oh, neat. Well, forget what I said earlier about those two-person orgies being impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649126
I know that everyone might not like the endgame of the MGE world, but I honestly think some of them are serious, like the ushi /k/ guy for one, and a few others that seem to really want to hate every single monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649140
No one fucking cares. We just want sexy monstergirls to have sexy sex with. You orderboners should go back to /tg/ where people actually give two shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649146
You're complaining to the wrong guy here, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649146
Maybe if you ask nicely.

But for now, I don't think so mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649140
>more non-corrupted knight art by KC never
>no stories about lizardwomen fighting in a human army and becoming accepted as an equal
>no JOLLY COOPERATION between knights of all kinds and monstergirls

Feels bad man.

>>13649143
There have always been contrarian autists who shitpost for fun. Just look at /got/ threads in /tv/. Any reasonable person who hated Game of Thrones would have just dropped it and ignored it from then on, but there are people who watch the show just to post about how much they hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649126
Personally i do prefer the balance, it makes the whole setting interesting and not just some "Boy meets girl and they fuck 24/7" scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649075
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Alhoon_lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649118
He never did that, he's referring to that specific group of shitposters. They're the cause of most of shitflinging. People who disagree with each other generally just keep their opinions to themselves and ignore things they dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649087
ah, it seems we missed each others points, sorry. I assumed you thought that you needed to both want the dick and be the little girl and Alp. Of course you can be a flaming fag choking on a bazillion dicks without Alping as long as you stay clear of any mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649124
It only works on stuff that isn't banished to ex for being illegal in some places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649157
Jesus fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649161
Misunderstandings start so many needless arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649156
It's funny. KC wanted "boy meets girl and they fuck 24/7" but then he introduced the idea of the world being slowly corrupted by demonic energy and even gods becoming monsters, which made it pretty grimdark.

But just because it is grimdark doesn't mean you can't find joy and meaning in the world. I mean, our own world is pretty terrible and we still keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648827
>>13648849
>>13648856
I don't think so. Keep in mind that MAMAMO MAGIC alters the body of both the MG and the male towards eachother. In addition the MG gets "addicted" to her husbands essence. An addiction which is probably both mental and bodily in nature.

A mindflayer could wipe everyones minds all she wants, but people will still feel attracted to eachother and move closer to eachother. And anyone half clever will realize something is wrong if they get their memories replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649166
Are those the quality works or can i rest assured that i won't miss cool stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649154
>no stories about lizardwomen fighting in a human army and becoming accepted as an equal
Their reluctance to kill would probably get them kicked out of any human army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649060
He's said no to natural monsterboys. There's plans for situations where you can temporarily turn into one as he likes all sorts of demihumans.

This is more along the lines of tentacle potions or Wonderland's tea anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone help with the Violated Hero games? Anyone know if there will be a new one soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649154
I seem to recall rumors of KC planning a book with more details on the Order sometime down the road. Also supposed to have more stuff on Angels and Gods. Maybe even some cute Paladin Girls in it.

But it's far down the line. At current I think it'd be MGE-2 -> World Guide Sabbath -> World Guide Order.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons! I have an idea for a monster girl! Though this is in the miodst of a mind flayer discussion, so this will probably be ignored.... Oh well!

I'm the Anon that a while back came up with the idea for a manatee girl, basically the holstaur of the sea. Most of you probably forgot, but that's beside the point.

Here it is, a crocodile girl, who spends most of the day lazing on the beach and half heartily harass passing men to fuck them.

>Walking along a shore line
>"Hey! Hey you!"
>Look to see a scaly monster girl lying on the sand. "Yes?"
>"Get over here and fuck me!"
>Uh... no thank you."
>"Fine don't' want to fuck, how bout my breast?" She rolls over, exposing her chest.
>"Look I'm in a hurry-"
>"Then just jack off into my mouth!"
>"...Alright, but after that I'm leaving."
>"Yeah, yeah whatever, now get pumping!"

When they're in the water they like to jump out, tackle hugging any nearby men.

>"Ah shit, must have taken a wrong turn. I mean how they hell did I end up in a swamp-"
>"Surprise!"
>Dragged back into the shallows to be group cuddle and raped by other crocs.

They're also very tall, averaging around six feet, but they like to spend most of their time in the water or on the beach so you don't notice that until they're right in front of you.

I thought it would be comedic on how lazy they are, they could easily rape a any man they wanted, but it's so nice just to lay back and relax.

Just a silly idea I felt like sharing with you Anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649175
Not necessarily. Wars are about eliminating an enemy's capacity to continue fighting, not just slaughtering people wholesale.

I mean, killing everyone works great, but as Sun Tzu said "Watch the backblast faggot and win without fighting"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649146
And then there's this faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649174
You're gonna miss a whole lot of good stuff if you go to g.e only

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649157
If this was a cute girl I'd totally stick my duck in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649171
Our world may be terrible but at least it has hopes for a future, the MGE setting is like a flame burning in flammable gas, you can only enjoy it while it lasts.

It's like they say, the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649143
MGE endgame is pretty bad.

But I suppose he loves digging his hole every QA session...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649192
Why would you put a duck into a monster girl? Is that your fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649180
I hope you're right. Should have good corruption stories, and maybe some sweet stories about loyal paladins and their uncorrupted angel waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649157
I guess we know what one of KC's future girls will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649184
>six feet
>tall

They're gonna get bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649190
Well shit, there goes my hopes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649174
You'll miss some stuff. Ex has a lot hidden on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649184
Is this a new way of trolling? There's no way someone would earnestly combine Average's shitty posting with Alp's gay lack of self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649179
Might want to delete that image. Censored but you might get banned for it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649184
butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649179
Yes, wimpy bitchboy 4 will be coming out.
God fucking knows why.

[Anonymous No.]

Fresh out of the lab.

I'm sorry, I just had to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649186
You can't get by in a war without ever killing anyone, unless you have all the non-lethal "weaponry" the demon realm armies have.
But then again, MGE runs on JRPG logic, and trained warriors in MGE are a lot harder to kill than regular humans, so she probably wouldn't have too much trouble incapacitating enemies nonlethally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649199
>loyal paladins and their uncorrupted angel waifus
This is KC so probably not. He has a huge corruption boner. Would be nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649179
The series ended with VH5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649220
Did it really end? Or is there a possibility for a new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649215
not going to lie got a good laugh out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649198
I meant dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649216
Sure, but who wants to play a JRPG you can't win?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer working at a hospital.
>Her job, to reach into the minds of traumatized patients to better understand the and help them cope and overcome their situation.
>She could easily just erase all the bad memories and fabricate happy ones, but there are certain moral, philosophical and legal quandraries in rewriting a person's mind.
>Even if having to experience the first-hand the raw pain and suffering of others has left it's fair share of scars on her own psyche. Making her emotionally numb.
>One day, an old man covered in scars finds his way to her hospital and his deathbed.
>Another part of her job being to help comfort the dying, she enters his comatose mind.
>There's a young man in there, wearing her father's face.
>The grandfather she had always been told was dead.
>The grandfather who, after the wars, burying his wife, losing his all of his friends to either battle or old age and being hated by his son, was going to die alone in his hospital bed.
>She spends the whole day with him, sharing his experiences and making a lifetime of memories with the young man in his psyche so he'd at least know his granddaughter before he passed on.
>When he finally goes, she cradles him and gives him a soft kiss on the forehead.
>Alone in her apartment that night, she cries for the first time in years.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>see profile in /a/ catalog
>predict a good portion of the posts ITT
>read thread
>not sure whether to laugh or groan that predictions were depressingly precise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649215
Snazzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649232
It's a trap. She'll make you think you're bullying her when you're actually reaming her tight snatch for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649232
I'm sure this is enough protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649225
The series devolved into the most generic and awful bland ass femdom ever, and sales of the most recent game were fucking abysmal. Series is dead and buried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649229

To The Moon with a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649237
Nice blog faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649250
Predicted that too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649245
OK then, what about the artist. What's he doing now?

[Anonymous No.]

Has everyone forgot about the moeist of tentacles, Tentacle? The one that rapes people on accident and won't fuck with your mind?
Anal optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649260
2vanilla4me

Gazer and Mindflayer alliance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649245
HA.

Fucking rekt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649260
Is it the girl that makes the tentacle, or the tentacle that makes the girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't get me mindflayers I have bananas in my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649260
Tentacle girls are cute. KC isn't always on the ball with his designs, despite how competent he is as an artist, but I think he knocked it out of the park with tentacle.
It's a shame he only made her as a response to people wanting more non-cosplay in his KC cosplay carnival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649260
Old and busted, not that she was popular to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649229
Ah...now these are some good and proper feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649259
VH has multiple artists. Which one do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649282
So Tentacle is all about tentacles on your dick, and all over your body, and Mindflayer is all about tentacles in your brain?
I think I prefer Tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649282
She might have been popular if KC allowed /u/. But instead it would only appeal to the small minority (who I'm sure is there, but still small) that likes male on tentacle rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649288
>KC allowed /u/.
He did allow it. He just won't do it himself because it's not his bag, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649288
>She might have been popular if KC allowed /u/.

Oh god no can you imagine what would happen in the threads? And I like /u/ stuff but it's a small sacrifice to keep these threads even slightly less drama free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649232
I want to be a man who survived 4 years in the trenches in WW1 then gets sucked through a wurmhole to MGE land.

I want to quickly adapt to my new home before catching the attention of a young Mindflayer.

She thinks she's hot shit because she belongs to one of the most feared races in the land, but she only knows the world after the new Demon Lord came to power and traded out all the weapons with Nerf versions of themselves.

I want her to catch me alone in a dark alley and try to work her magic on me only to be stunned by my memories.

I want to figure out what's going on as it happens and bully her with my memories.

I want to make her cry then take responsibility with tender squidhole fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649288
>But instead it would only appeal to the small minority (who I'm sure is there, but still small) that likes male on tentacle rape.
What about Ropers? Scylla? Kraken?
Tentacles on male is pretty common in MGE.
Although Ropers and Scyllas aren't very popular and Kraken is only liked despite the tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649288
That and when she was mentioned, some people got anal about where the tentacles might go. Really shitted the thread up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649284
I think it was Johnny or jony

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649267

>A Gazer hypnotizing you and a Mindflayer...mindflaying you

Isn't that a bit much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649302
>got anal

[Anonymous No.]

What about Mindflayer ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649298
If KC allowed /u/ from the outset, the thread's general opinion on it could be radically different. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649229
What happens if she comes accross a man who's been mindbroken to the point of having absolutely nothing in his mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649278
She'll just enter through your eyesocket then
You don't prefer a tentacle rubbing up right against your eye and optic nerves, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649302
>some people got anal about where the tentacles might go
To be fair, it's KC, so that sort of thing is probably not that unlikely to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649288
It wouldn't have really helped. Tentacles already do /u/ stuff just as a side thing. I'd also be butthurt that my butt wasn't getting played with because of some yuri-only monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649298
There wouldn't be any difference. It's been argued time and again how /u/ is present in the MGE, and how KC just doesn't write it much as it's not his thing, and how even if it wasn't, it's still a poor excuse.

There'd be one less thing to argue about, but /u/ would still be shouted down any time it gets brought up for any reason.

>>13649309
It wouldn't be, as the thread's general opinion on it actually has very little to do with KC.

>>13649302
>some people got anal about where the tentacles might go
Huehuehuehuehue.

>>13649313
>I'd also be butthurt that my butt wasn't getting played
You're doing this on purpose aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649309
No it would not. People can be stubborn anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649288
>She might have been popular if KC allowed /u/
There's still the bisexual option. Anon and his tentacle waifu feel sorry for the Christmas cake dragon girl next door so once a week they'll invite her around for a 3 way. Tentacle restrains her/latches onto her tits/gags her while anon pounds away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649298
>>13649313
That's nice, but please keep your pegging fantasies to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649282
>Tentacle ends up with a man who loves mindflayers but can't find one
>When they're fucking he forces her to stick tentacles in his ears and pretend she's breaking his mind
>"I-I'm making you forget about everything other than me... Alright?"
>"Fucking hell I told you to be more forceful about it! More squirming less consent!"
>"P-Please like me for who I am..."

[Anonymous No.]

Charlie, you look quite down
With your big fat eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue always in distress
I know what can wash that sad away
All you have to do is

Put a tentacle in your ear
*A tentacle in my ear?*
Put a long tentacle
Right into your favorite ear
It's true
*Says who?*
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disapear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a tentacle cheers
So go and put a tentacle in your ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649301
Hey, I like Kraken because of her wonderful huggy legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649326
>"P-Please like me for who I am..."
my heart no

[Anonymous No.]

Thick rubbery Kraken tentacle > skinny, slimy Tentacle plant tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649324
I want to see an Alp and a tentacle get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649325
That's not what pegging means. Closest thing to a tentacle up the butt between humans is fingering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649338

I definitely wouldn't mind being massaged by those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649338
She's great because she has suckers that can massage, suckle, and kiss you. Each one is controlled individually. It's also how they taste things, so she is essentially fondling and licking you all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649308
Yes please, there's already an asmr video out there about memory erasing but it's in english. A moonspeak one with a Mindflayer would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649338
Why do so many artists always try to make the monster parts look more human-like?
Pisses me the hell off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649336
You tried to get her to flay your mind, and in the end she flayed your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649338
>Tentacle girl watching porn with a human boy getting molested by a kraken with huge slick tentacles
>He's moaning about good and thick they feel as he climaxes again and again
>Tentacle girl looks at her slimy skinny ropes and sighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649363
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649282
Tentacle-chan is cute!

I want to give her a nice and tight hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649308

> Anon tries out ASMR for the first time
> Oh hey this is actually kinda-
> What the fuck is slimy and touching my ear?
> Why is there a tentacle coming out of my headphones?
> WHERE ARE MY BOXERS?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649363
>He's moaning about good and thick they feel as he climaxes again and again
Why isn't he moaning about how good her pussy feels? Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649363
Sounds like that's from 'Shipwrecked Cabin Boys IV'. That was a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this mindflayer talk
>Hasn't even been translated yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649371
They hadn't gotten to that part yet. Next you're going to be talking about pussies during the blowjob or paizuri scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649373
Why are you watching porn for monstergirls, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649371
Can't give these tentacle faggots a single inch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649379
Imagination and speculations is always more enjoyable than the official thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649363
She has variety and those brushy cilia though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649379
I'm would die laughing if she ended up being super vanilla.
Not that there's any chance of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649379
Hellhound had more.

>>13649373
I've always liked One boy, Too many mice. It's a guilty pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649371
Haven't you heard of foreplay? She's getting him warmed up before he stick it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649373
Don't you mean "Unlucky Plight Boy 2"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649367
>monster girl 4x

Fuck now I want this.

>human order faction
>human Zipangu faction
>human/monster alliance faction (wyvern dragon riders, for example)
>monster Zipangu faction
>monster undead faction
>monster demon faction
>monster Poseidon faction
>monster desert faction

Probably forgetting some. Never ever, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649380
>They hadn't gotten to that part yet
Then what the hell is she doing? If she's not using her mouth, or her breasts, or her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649363
>Tentacle goes down to the local blockbuster to get a training video
>Settles on one called "Tenta-training by Markraken Rippletents
>On the cover there's a kraken painted greent pretending to be a tentacle while flexing her thick long rubber vines
>Tentacle-chan doesn't notice as she's too fired up thinking about all the gains she'll make
>"L-Lets get tenta-tired!" She says while slipping into her specialty leotard and sweat band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649399
Tentacles. It's like a warm-up handjob scene that doesn't suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649402
I can taste the cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649406
Sounds like a waste of time to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't bully tentacle-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649381
I-I like to pretend I'm the boy... Getting molested by big strong sea monster girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649410
You don't start with the main course anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649413
fuck you i do what i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649415
Then start off with blowjobs or paizuri.
There's a reason why fellatio -> titfuck -> penetration is the standard formula in every doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649410
Boys love long thick tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649410
No it doesn't. That's like saying hickeys are a waste of time. Or that kissing is. Or the strip show is a waste of time. Plus, its an exotic sensation you can't feel with a human woman. You're just the male equivalent of the woman who hates everything but vaginal related stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649413
She's so cute when she cries though. And when it get too bad her tentacles make this disgusting sound from how agitated she feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649227
Too late. Are you gonna cut her open a put it in there? That seems a bit drastic for your fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649398
>Pick human order faction
>do my own thing, succesfully build up a large empire
>Meet all other factions soon after
>They instantly all denounce me together
>They all declare rape on me
>Have to fight off everyone at once, even those wyvern bastards.
>Lose Lescatie, one of my largest producing towns

Fuck this shit, balance in this game sucks. Those bastards always band together and get those Dark Matter bombs really early. Meanwhile those anti-de bombs are endgame for the human order faction and can be countered directly by Dark Matter bombs.

Who designed this piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649413
I'll bully her with my mouth on her cilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649419
You can just do that with a human woman. Getting fondled all over by tentacles would arguably feel better than a titfuck anyway. Like having a bunch of women massage and lick you all over.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a monstergirl a hickey

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never get blown by an akaname

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649278
How long have you been waiting to post this picture? How many years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649427
MONSTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>A Tentacle and a Mindflayer pair up to ravage a man completely, both in mind and body
It's like a buddy cop movie, but with unspeakable horrors and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649419
Paizuri is boring.
This is coming from a holst-fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649370

>In a panic Anon took off his headphones and tossed and ran away, never wearing those headphones and trying ASMR again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649427
That's using KC lore.

You could easily have reasons why the Pharoahs hate the liches and wights or why Poseidon wants to drown the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649430
>Getting fondled all over by tentacles would arguably feel better than a titfuck anyway.
I'm not disagreeing that it would feel great. I'm just saying that tentacles on your dick would be kind of a waste because her tentacles are just too big for any kind of dexterity. Hence why she should fondle you with them during the blowjob/titfuck/sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649420
We all know you love long and thick things in your butt anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649432
There's no telling where an Akaname's tongue has been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649433
I really wanted Mike Jones in smash/another star tropics game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649439

> Cheshire Cat and "Lily" the Mindflayer high five as they catch sight of him running down the street naked
> Third boy this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649446
>Not pulling her tongue out and brushing it with a toothbrush

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649430
Why settle for just the one? She could tie you up like a puppet with her tentacles while she titfucks away or does the standard foreplay. Or if she was feeling really inventive a titfuck tentacle combo rather than the standard titfuck + blowjob.

The great thing about her is that you're not really limited in terms of options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649431
>do it to a werewolf
>she whines
>like, actually lets out a whine you might hear from a dog
>It turns out biting like that is a way to establish alpha status
>blushing werewolf now tries to ride you as hard as she can to make you forget that she ever made that noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649443
Not with suckers it wouldn't. That's almost always left out. Each one can be controlled individually, and rotate in any direction. Like getting kissed and sucked on by a bunch of tiny mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>A mindflayer has decided to lend you her services for anything you want to use her mind warping abilities for the span of a day

How do you use them? What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649456
All the hickeys to the dog girls then. And all the clips to the cat girls' necks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649455
>titfuck + blowjob + getting fondled by tentacles all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649467
Use them on her, obtain waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649467
Rewire me so I'm not such a hedonistic deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649455
This. Going for just tentacles on your dick just shows how uninventive you are.
Normal sex enhanced by monster parts > sex focused around monster parts.
Thank god MGE is all about the former and has almost none of the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649476
I was about to write the same but with more words

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649467
Can I ask to fuck a mindflayer in my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649467
Make her give me talent, motivation, and still care about having a loving family.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Mindflayers be good for orgasm denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649479
Why not both? No harm in having a scene focused on monster parts that lead to normal sex enhanced with monster parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649491
>No harm in having a scene focused on monster parts
It's just a waste. Who actually really enjoys those kinds of scenes? Most people aren't really aroused by the monster parts specifically rather than by what the monster parts add to the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649481
Its the grade A way to immediately heart pupil any monster girl. Make a deal with her that allows you to either get any girl you want or generally do anything you want, then say you want her. Instantly waifu just add semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649476
>mindflayer-chan starts shaking and convulsing as her own electric tentacles rewrite her memories and personality
>When she finally wakes up she doesn't remember much of anything other than that she loves you
>You think you've fucked up, right up until she mentions how hard it is to be a kraken in this day and age
>Even says that she wishes she were a mindflayer so she could read how much you love her
>You laugh nervously and tell her to stop being so silly, krakens like her are obviously superior anyway.
>She blushes deeply while asking if you really mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649467
Have her brainwash herself.
Make her think she is my human onee-san who harbored a secret desire for an incestuous relationship with me, so she made a pact with an evil witch to have the power to make people forget we are siblings.
It was a trap though, and though she gained the powers she wanted she was also turned into a horrible monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649471

>Be a panting mess after the sex
>A Krakens tentacles gently massage you and give you tiny kisses with their suckers
>Your head rested against her chest.
>She was content to hold you there with one hand and stroke your hair
>"There, there. We're all done now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649489
They'd be pretty amazing at it. Implanting suggestions that you can't cum while stroking away with a smug look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649499
>>13649501
This is how we improve mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649499
i wouldn't want this though. Krakens suck

[Anonymous No.]

We are we all suddenly mindbreaking the mindbreak monster

[Anonymous No.]

>A mindflayer will never link your minds so you feel all the pleasure she feels on top of your pleasure and vice versa.
>She'll never ride you until the shared pleasure makes your both ahegaoing wrecks.
>She'll never collapse on top of you and pass out with your dick still in her while you slip into unconsciousness.
Why are we denied these things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649511

But what if we're just being mindbroken into thinking we're mindbreaking her?

Not even the turtles all the way down are safe from this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649495

>rather than by what the monster parts add to the girl.

They're the same thing expressed in a different manner. You're assuming this isn't also the case for people who like those kind of scenes. Such as that doujin in which Kraken makes a "tentacle onahole" as opposed to some disembodied tentacles fondling someone. The individual scenes exist because it allows you to focus on that exotic sensation for a little while rather than dispersing it with normal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649511
Somehow that's okay when even joking about a submissive hellhound in a maid outfit is outright forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649511
Because it's human nature to do unto others before they can do unto us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649522
>No hellpup in a maid uniform.

Life is pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649522
One thing is explicitely stated not to work in the source material, the other we don't know yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649522
How affectionate do you think a hellhound would be? I mean, they're pretty much demonic werewolves without the pack dynamic. Given their protectiveness, do you think they'd refuse to sleep anywhere but beside you because they don't want anyone to steal you when they're not looking?
Would they nuzzle you with their cheek and hold you close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649522
Also worth noting that I think KC just broke another taboo: he mentioned the ultra-realistic roleplay about an old-world Orc and a female knight that Mindflayers can help couples set up.

So *actual* violent mindbreak rape, by a male on a female, is now in the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649502
>you will never have this
>tfw your great grandkids will get to experience this with VR while you'll probably be dead

Damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649535
To be fair, Hellhounds can submit. It's just afterwards she insists on getting her turn.
Hellhounds are great monstergirls for a switch like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649515

>A mindflayer that doesn't want to rewrite your memories but just wants you to have literally mindblowing sex.

Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649506
>Slows down your perception of time
>Seconds feel like eons
>Keeps you hot and on-edge this entire time without spilling a single drop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649537
Yes. That's sort of how I imagine it. Keeps you close to her, and can either treat you like a puppy or that delinquent with the nerdy friend or something.

I want to be lazing around with her someday and start swiping at her tail until she pounces on me.

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>>13649538
In the time of the old demon lords stuff like that was common place, tentacles were a plant that would eat men and impregnate and later eat women, orcs, onis and all the other stuff would rape and devour and murder, it was a typical "bad end" hentai world

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never convince a mindflayer to make your waifu believe she's actually your onee-san
>You will never be tenderly cuddled by you 'onee-san' who asks why you're so frisky today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649535
>One thing is explicitely stated not to work in the source material
Except that's false. Out of context, the wording on the hellhound's profile would indicate it's impossible, but considering how even the supposed chief god can get bitchslapped by a powerleveling succubus, gods in the setting aren't all that hot shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649519
I guess I just want the main focus to be the actually sexy parts, rather than the "extra bits".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
midriff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649556
To back this up: KC has said again and again on twitter and Q&A that almost nothing in the profile is concrete. Everything can be modified, with almost any personality type or body type for any MG. As long as it doesn't break the golden rule (no "bad end" stuff), it's allowed in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kind mind flayer who makes people remember all their best memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649537
Yes please

>>13649551
This too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649571

We need a story about a Mindflayer trying to rehabilitate an old world era Paladin, and struggling to get rid of his PTSD and prejudice to "make him better"

[Anonymous No.]

could a mindflayer make me remember my earliest memories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649571
>Mindflayer works in a retro games store owned by her Gazer friend
>Her job is to help customers remember that one game they played when they were younger but forgot the name of

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become friends with a Kunoichi who has no more tears left to shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
Damn now that I relook at this it does look like an actual squid is fucking her. And with that face I believe now that its her husband fucking her in squid mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649584
>"make him better
is it still him and not a new person stealing his shell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649584
That's the exact opposite of kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649589
Best store ever.

Thinking about it nice Mind Flayers could be pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649556
Yeah, but the Demon Lord was already end boss material and she broke the system. That means you have to be that kind of individual. Aka a mary sue or plot armor protagonist.

Their gimmick is that they can be subdued but are never truly broken by it. It's what makes them an interesting variation instead of a werewolf recolour and I interepreted KC putting the God thing as a subtle: "Okay, guys this is her thing but if you really want to do this for some reason, then yeah, there. But you've got to be god tier because come on guys. It's her thing."

I think the only thing that irks me about sub hellhounds is that it feels people who bring it up don't even seem to like her. And that's just lame.

This guy has the right idea. >>13649543
That's the point of Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649584
I think that works better with a regular monstergirl not something that cheats by fucking with his head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649590
>You will never be a Kunoichi's little Goemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649607
But I don't want to be cooked in a pot to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649606
That's the point. With a regular MG it's just a semi-generic happily-ever-after story.

With a mindflayer, you have to deal with the Mindflayer being exposed to all these horrors of war and trying to cope with seeing what he went through, and of the whole ethical thing about whether re-writing his personality is the "right" thing to do even if it will make him happier in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649608
No, no, not THAT Goemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649618
So I get a power up whenever I find a cat?
Do Nekomata's count?
What about Werecats?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to share memories with a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649628
Cats that are not statues don't count, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be tough not to question the childhood memories you have with your mindflayer sister.

Her relaxing embrace certainly isn't a lie though. I suppose you could just take the past for granted and live in the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649635
Bad idea, anon. You know how much the average guy thinks about sex with random girls he sees? That's a recipe for making your waifu have a yandere mindbreak scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649477
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648145
He and Billy Herrington would become honorary Dark Elves after they turn into Dire Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
my god, she is pure maya-dere material

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never wake up from a coma with severe amnesia and have your mindflayer wafiu restore the memories you share

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649645
What if Anon had a horrible childhood full of abuse and neglect, and a mindflayer found him wandering the streets as a dirty, starving runaway.
She took him in and read his mind and saw all of the horrible stuff there, so she rewrote it all with a nice, normal childhood with her as his big sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't Mindflayer copyrighted?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer shows up on your doorstep one day asking if you like monstergirls.
>You try to explain that you're married but she just smiles while a single tentacle pumps into your mind .
>It's unnerving at first, but you can't remember why. The cold slimy feeling leaves you aroused after a minute.
>You suddenly remember that your mindflayer niece was coming to stay with you.
>Immediately apologize while helping her carry her things into your spare room.
>Suddenly assaulted once more by the cold sensation.
>Actually, you can take the spare room. Since she's a guest it's only natural that she sleep in the master bedroom.
>Your mindflayer niece is one of the kindest girls you've ever met. Maybe even more so than your wife
>She helps around the house with all sorts of chores, you can't remember which, but you're sure of it.
>One night you're making sweet passionate love to your wife when the door suddenly breaks
>You scream a profanity before two tentacles dart forward. One inserts itself in your ear while the other hangs loosely from your wife's head
>That strange squishiness returns just like the day your niece arrived.
>You're lovelessly fucking your FWB roommate. You don't really like her as much as you do your niece, but she pays rents.
>Mentally you make a note to fix that door that's been broken for a while.
>Your roommate announces that she'll be moving out next month, you mutter "Good riddance." while looking at your lovely niece.
>The night after your roommate moved out you're masturbating to the thought of your niece. It feels wrong but she's so fucking hot.
>That's when she barges in tentacles at the ready.
>You try to hide your erection and explain yourself, but that cold feeling in your ear makes it hard to think
>Luckily she explains to you that there's nothing wrong with masturbating to her
>After all, you've been married for years
>It's only wrong that you didn't directly ask her for help relieving your needs.
>It's so silly now that you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649665
Wouldn't Gazer be too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649676
You're thinking of Beholder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649605
>this entire post
You're being real fucking silly now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer gets interested in a man
>He's wearing a hoodie
>Walks up to him and gets to know him more
>Tries to read his mind
>Her tentacles don't find his ears
>She takes his hoodie off
>He has a medical eyepatch over one of his eyes, and his ears are nowhere to be found, being replaced by nasty scars, and so is the rest of his head
>Turns out he's a war veteran who's been rescued from a POW camp
>She can only imagine the horrible things they did to him there
>hfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649668
This makes me angry for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649668
This is depressing, please stop.

Why can't Mindflayers be nice girls who're true romantics and would never interfere on someone else's love, and only use their Mind Altering on their husband's to erase tragic and painful memories. With consent of course. And their mind altering powers don't work on human boys that already are tainted with someone else's mamono energy, nor do they work on Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649665

WotC's is for "Mind Flayer"

Note the space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649681
It's pretty straightforward. Either state your grievances or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649677
Ahh, right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649653
>Get into a horrible accident
>You're on life support & comatose
>The doctors say you may never wake up
>Your mindflayer waifu won't give up
>She's at your side day after day, sifting through your brain
>Playing back memories of your friends, of your family, of her
>All of your happiest moments on an endless loop, ending with one scene
>Her over your body, begging you to come back to her
>The doctors question what she's doing
>'If I can help him see all the things that he loved, maybe he won't forget us. And hopefully, he won't leave us. Leave me...'
>The doctors seem skeptical. Even with surgeries, your body was in rough shape
>But they let her continue so that she can have some measure of hope
>After countless weeks, her prayers get through
>Your eyes slowly flutter open
>The mental image of her face is replaced by the genuine article
>It's exhausted and tear-streaked, but still just as beautiful
>'I finally... got your message.'
>She throws herself around you in a tentacly full-body embrace, crying with joy as she kisses you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649689
Because they're Mindflayers. They're ill-tempered dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how much we'll like this girl once the translation comes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649691
They could still hit them for that if they wanted. I doubt they will though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649693

Not him, but what about this anon's point?
>>13649567

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649695
Aww,
>>13649701
Probably not as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649685
>for some reason
The reasons should be pretty obvious, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648380
>>13648374

ía ía ftaghn Hastur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649229

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649689
Because threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649701
Translation soon hopefully. So many unknowns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649168

So much Illithid lore.
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Elder_brain
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Neothelid
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Brainstealer_dragon
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Mindwitness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649719
>>13649229
Anon's, no
Fuck. I'm not crying. It's just dust! Dust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649719
You are a good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649701
She's probably going to be some kind of high-level sadist, obliterating your memories & subjecting you to mental torture until the only things you can think of that don't cause you pain are sex & her, while having sex with her puts your pleasure centers into overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649719
cuuuuute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649733

I'm perfectly fine with this because Mindflayers have always been close to my heart. Along with any other possibly Lovecraftian monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649571

>It's more like she's helping your happy memories come to the surface rather than erasing the bad ones.
>She calmly and quietly talks to you as she does her work, reminding you of all your triumphs.
>She finishes and takes a look at you
>You don't know why but you started to cry.
>She rubs your head with her hand "There, there."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649668
>One night fucking your loving Mindflayer niece
>Lewd sticky, passionate lovemaking
>But everytime you look at her face, something feels off, as if things don't add up
>You've been married for years, right?
>And yet, whenever you lay next to her in bed, you can't help but think of your roommate
>Offhandedly, while making lunch, you bring up your old roommate and how, even though she was a pain and kind of bitchy, you want to try to get up with her sometime to chat, or something
>She seems to glare at you, and mumbles about how "This shouldn't be"
>Before you can ask, a tentacle fills you yet again with that squishy feeling
>Your Mindflayer Waifu asks you what about your roommate
>You look at her, confused, what roommate? You never had a roommate, that kind of thing would've been too obnoxious to deal with
>You lay in bed, arms wrapped around your loving and perfect and completely flawless Mindflayer waifu, in complete bliss
>But everytime you look down at her, you can't help but think someone else should be there
>It's an odd, silly thought, but it's one that bugs you, as you reach for the lamp and turn it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649726
>No Mindflayer that seeks to transform as many monsters as possible into more of her kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649741
Mindflayer team up with comforting yeti when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649744
>NTR brainwashing
Iwant to be there when reality doesn't match up to his memories, making him snap & turn into a vegetable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649719
Aww man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649726
Oh shit I missed one.

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Urophion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649760
>Roper hybrid
Panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649705
That's fine for stories and art. Not so great for general discussion or discourse when we all have the profile to go on.

Also, just because you can add or change things doesn't make them good. I can put scat as long as it's happily ever after and not a "bad end" but it's still shit literally and figuratively. And what about yuri or other fetishes the thread pees itself over?

Anyway, I said my main issue was that it seems people bringing up sub hellhounds don't seem to like her default characterization. For comparison, people can characterize Holstaur in many ways but they like her default profile at least. It comes across as an "I'll show you!" sort of thing or even shitposting at times if only because bringing it up is a recipe for shitflinging half the time.


Besides, I think many people wouldn't like if something got completely subverted regardless of species. Wurm is characterized as simple at least. That stays kind of consistent because that's a part of her thing. Even if no one is going to get outraged by it, if you just make her a Wurm (and are not trying to be clever, funny, or original) with none of her Wurm qualities your reception isn't going to be so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649689
Because everything these threads touch turns to cuddling and I want someone to be a dick.

Hellhounds? N-NO! They're just protective and love ferocious cuddling!

Gazer? N-NO! They're just insecure and want to be reassured while cuddling!

That's why I want at least one monstergirl who is unrepentantly evil and uses her powers for the sake of bad shit. Because it turns me on and nobody else does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649229
>>13649719

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649744
Shouldn't be some sort of training for this kind of shit? like paladins training their minds to doubt to the point it becomes instinctive every time they see a mindflayer?

This shit is just too OP, it could destroy entire nations in just one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649774
Stop it. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649774
Why are you such a miracle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649770
Hellhounds is entirely justified. It's not even drawing from the setting info to say they're protective and loving. It's written right into a big chunk of her profile. You have Manticore, Ushi Onis, and a ton of other monstergirls for that flavor of dickisheness since they're more open ended on that front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649701
Very Giger-ish.
>>13649770
Enjoy your matango, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649774
Y-Yamero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649774
This looks like a sad blowjob, can't unseen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649744
>Meanwhile, halfway across MGC, a Monster Girl unpacks in her new apartment
>It feels lonely without her old roommate, even if he was a douche
>In fact, it's a bit odd how she feels like she should hate him, yet can't bring herself to
>She passes it off as new-apartment jitters, before she goes to bed
>But the jitters don't pass, not after a few weeks
>Eventually, she decides the best way to settle them is to visit her old roommate and talk for a while
>She pulls up to the old house, a place she only bunked at for a few weeks, yet somehow overwhelms her with heavy memories of nothing
>She knocks at the door, and her roommmate answers
>She awkwardly says hey, and asks if he'd like to go out for coffee, or something
>She just wants to talk, and catch up, and see how he's doing and all
>Her old roommate looks at her confused, saying that she must have him mistaken for someone else, since he never had a roommate
>She looks at him dumfounded
>This must have been why she thought he was a douche
>Before she can tell him to drop the act, she hears a voice cry from behind him, asking what's wrong
>Oh, it's just his old Mindflayer niece, she was pretty-
>Wait a Mindflayer niece
>Suddenly all the pieces began falling into place, all the blank memories, her inability to forget her old roommate, her emotions not falling in line with what she thought they should be
>Oh that little bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649774
>>13649719
Why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649774

You, I like you.

Stop making me love Mindflayers even more damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649774
Dammit, man. She's supposed to be a sadistic mind-raper. I don't want to feel sad anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024

Is it wrong that out of all that, I like the webbed-tentacle dress thing the most?

Seriously, I want to strip down, crawl inside and use it as a warm, slimy sleeping-bag. Or, if they come in larger sizes, to be held captive in there with Paladin nee-san and forced into slimy copulation to get us warmed up and more agreeable to the debauched threesome the MILFy Mindflayer has in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649748

>You remember other things you thought you forgot
>"Are you remembering? That's right. You've done a lot more good than you realize."
>She makes a sort of signal without you noticing
>Suddenly you feel yourself being hugged from behind by something warm and fuzzy
>"Hello sir, it's me again. Are you doing alright now?
>You just slowly nodded
>She didn't say anything more.
>You were just content to be hugged between the mindflayer and yeti.
>The warmth from the Yeti put you to sleep
>They gently put you down on a bed
>They feel incredibly happy and proud upon seeing you sleep with a smile on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649790
Make her eat her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649802
Awesome.

Amazing, we turned a lewd abomination into a nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649797

Don't worry Anon. We have certified-genki Queztalcoatl nurses just for this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>mindflayer can make time your orgasm with her own, make you feel pleasure throughout your entire nervous system, and make one second of it all feel like one hundred years
>all at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649693
Well, you're basically saying "You don't like the exact same thing as me, that means you never liked X to begin with", and assuming that someone wanting a sub hellhound wants to completely discard her gimmics. And before you even got that far, the first step in your master plan was going for the "hurr durr mary sue" -argument.

>>13649769
Threadcanon wurm is literally retarded, I'd say that's a much bigger divergence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649719
>Art already
New guy, just keep shining on like a crazy diamond.
And maybe draw a loli Holst tripping because her breasts are messing with her balance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649744
Dredd ending.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the main villain of the monstergirl world
>Your death by both human and monster hands will never bring prosperity to both races, kickstarting a new era of hope and union between them
>You will never rot away into oblivion, your body and soul erased from existence for all eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649821
Do I get a cool villain song?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't actually like monster girls, I just like femdom and being forced to have sex with something inhuman yet human plays into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649799
acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649821
Lelouch plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649823
Villains don't get nice things, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649823
>>13649831
I disagree. You're not a villain if you don't have a villain song.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never use doppelganger medicine as an attack
>And this will never be your theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vds5cJ_RnAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649778
>Mindflayer comes across a paladin in the woods one day just as she decides that she wants a husband
>Realizes how amazingly ironic it would be to turn him into a champion of monstergirls, fighting the order for the sake of love
>Without him realizing she sneaks up from the side when he's on his way
>Jumps forward and instantly knocks off his helmet to make way for her tentacles
>He doesn't even react, the slow, dull-witted fool.
>That's when she realizes that despite being covered in tentacles he isn't responding to her treatment
>Instead of a face full of loving care there's only one giant pissed of scowl
>With his iron grip he takes the tentacles decorating his face and crushes them
>She realizes her mistake just as he unsheathes his enchanted sword and effortlessly slices off the remaining tentacles
>Despair takes root as she realizes that she put all her skillpoints into magic and enchantments and none into agility.
>Bare minimum constitution

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649790
>You look at the odd Monster Girl, claiming to be your roommate, with a confused look in your eyes
>While you don't remember her, there's something about her that just fills you with strong emotions, but you're not sure what
>Seeing her face fills you with confusion, knowing that something else should be there
>Thankfully, your loving Mindflayer Wife appears from behind
>Hopefully she'll straighten things out
>The Monster Girl suddenly gets an angry look, but it's quickly replaced with pain as a tentacle darts towards you and her
>You hear your Mindflayer Mistress yell something about staying away from her prize, but you can't make it out
>Your mind feels like a scrambled hodgepodge of everything, as every single thought fills you mind, memories contradicting
>You hunch over, and look to see your Arch Rival Monster Girl in the same position, no doubt having the same affect from the tentacles
>But yet, even though she's the Monster Girl that murdered your parents, you can't help but feel like this isn't it
>Like this isn't right
>And it's not
>With all your strength, you reach one hand to grab the tentacle probbing your mind
>For a split second, the saintly Mindflayer who saved you from a life of sin and raised you since you were a child looks down at you, her confused look resembling one you saw earlier
>And with a swift pull, you rip the tentacles attached to you straight out her body
>She gives a scream, knocking her back as the Monster Girl who once tried to take over the world does just as you do, freeing herself
>Tentacles fall on the ground, squirming around as your Mindflayer Real Estate agent falls to the ground, screaming in pain
>You look at your Monster Girl Mother, and decide the two of you should probably call the police now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649866
She overplayed her hand t'would seem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648827
>>13648849
Either that or the best love story ever.
If you make her fall in love with you again, you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649829
>>13649799

>One day with your Mindflayer waifu you ask her whats under her dress thing.
>"Oh, curious are you? Go on in and see for yourself..."
>She lifts part of it open and you go inside
>Only to be grabbed and molested by innumerable tentacles
>Your clothes are taken off and tosses aside
>There are no legs there. Just more and more tentacles.
>She starts to milk you while your body is in her dress
>"Oh! That's right! I had some chores to do today didn't I?'
>She leaves with you still in there and casually goes about her day
>People ask where you are since you're always around her usually
>She just giggles and says that you're busy
>A few hours later you're let out
>She kneels over to your naked , exhausted frame and smiles
>"Does that sate your curiosity?" She rubs her stomach
>"Thanks for the meal by the way!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649778
I'd like to think that everyone has a certain level of resistance to it, and can train themselves to resist it. Kind of like hypnosis; How much it affects you depends on how much you're willing to let it effect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649849
>Glass-cannon debilitator tries to 1v1 CC-resistant fighter
Surely no mental attack based monster is that dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649815
It totally is mary sue shit though. Which is fine, if you want to do that then do it. It mostly works as a personal fantasy but it's not palatable for most everyone else.

Also I am assuming it. I already stated this as a disclaimer because I'm sure someone does like her profile but also likes her as a sub?

I still don't get it, you can already dom her, literally the only thing that changes is that she will always bounce back and is the Starscream of the dog family. If we cut back on all the fluff that's really the only thing that makes her different from Werewolf. So when you take that away you just have a slightly different looking Werewolf. I don't know if this was made clear in my previous posts but that's the gist of it. This is arguably as big of a divergence as Wurm when you take away her big differentiating thing. It gives me the impression that people who want it don't really understand her or just don't like her.

It can be very easy to get that impression when people bring it up as this hypothetical thing that they may or may not even want and only seems to be made to start these sort of discussions.

Anyway, it was a separate thing about how I >feel< about it.

My point about mary sues is another thing entirely, and that people are free to do but it but that it's cringey shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649813

Yes/10

Top tier waifu material

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who is really turned on by the thought of a mindflayer making you think she's your lover? I don't know but it just really fucking connects with me.

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>>13649889
Nop, you certainly aren't.

Yanderes are olev.

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>>13649879
Why does that thing look like it's applying to be a disciple of Elesh Norn?

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>>13649889
It's the idea that someone could want you that much. That they yearn to hold, love, and simply be with you to such an extent that they would take these drastic measures. Maybe it isn't right, but it's definitely sexy stuff.

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>>13649889

But what if you confessed your love to a Mindflayer was intending on rewriting your mind later on anyway? Would she be a little disappointed?

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>>13649898

Because reasons?

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>>13649719
>>13649774

Oh wow, some wee greentext I wrote inspired some art!

Great stuff, mystery artist, I hope you'll stick around and keep giving us more of your work.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU

>All these people loving the idea of Mindflayer and Gazer memory rewrites
>MFW helping start that shit this morning with the greentext

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine her fondling you with her tentacles and blowing you while you browse Sadpanda.

She can make your favorite doujins a reality.

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>>13649878
>It totally is mary sue shit though.
>literally nuh-uh: the argument
Well fuck you, then.

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>>13649894
Not even for the yandere aspect.

Just having your mind toyed with. Her smile inches from your face as she makes you believe anything she wants.

She's your childhood friend, your older sister, your loving aunt, she's your school bully and your chemistry teacher and your boss and anything else she wants to be.

And the feeling of having her tentacles slowly pushing through your brain directly stimulating your pleasure centers while you squirm uncomfortably at the feeling of the rubbery pliant tubes straightening out all the folds in your brain and the tiny electric shocks that she sends into you.

Waking up the next morning thinking you've always been this way, there's absolutely nothing weird with making sweet love to your mindflayer waifu even though everything physicallly points to mental manipulation. You just can't believe that because she erased your ability to doubt whatever she tells you.

And when you see your childhood friend on the street and she runs up to say hello but you're confused because in your mind you've spent every second of your childhood cuddling and playing with your mindflayer waifu who's known you since you could speak and has been with you every step of your life.

Even when she pulls out the photos of the two of you hanging out at her birthday parties and tearfully shakes you begging you to remember your time spent together. All you can think about is how creepy it is for this girl to have photoshopped herself into your mindflayer's birthday photos just because she's delusional.

It turns me the fuck on.

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>>13649866
>And so the police arrived, taking away the sniveling Mindflayer on a stretcher
>Currently, you and the other Monster Girl sit patiently as a different Mindflayer (One on the force) looks through both of your minds, and tries to rearrange everything back to what they're supposed to be
>It takes several hours, but the revelation that your mother was actually your roommate, who was actually your beloved wife is one that fills you with happiness
>When she finally finishes, she steps back, and before you can even get up you instantly are knocked down by your ro-your wife, as she cries tears of joy into your shirt
>You rub her back, happy that everything makes sense
>You ask one the Police Dark Elf what next, and she says that if you want to press charges, that Mindflayer pretending to be your niece will likely get the maximum sentence

>2 years later
>A crippled Mindflayer sits disdainfully in her seat
>Her tentacles were ripped out in such a brutal manner they lost their ability to probe minds when they grew back
>They're also stubbier now
>Without her powers, she can't do anything but sit and bear her tormentors
>A group of Alps eagerly sit cross legged around her
>"So miss Mindflayer, what's your opinion on bullying?"
>"You don't bully right?"
>"I want to be bullied by a human boy!"
>"Me too!"
>"I want a human boy that'll grab my spade tail and pull it, forcing me to scream KYAAAH!"
>"Oh, me too!"
>"Sometimes I go on human boy imageboards and talk about how much I want to marry a chubby alp, pretending to be a human boy and try to make it popular amongst them! And so far I think one human boy there might be interested in them!"
>"Hey, what a coincidence, I do that too!"
>"Alp Group Hug!"
>The Mindflayer prays to be put out of her misery

The moral of the story is true love conquers all and NTR is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649932
Fuck off.

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>>13649932

Anon, motherfucking stop it right now.

My dick can only get so motherfucking erect.

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>>13649930
It's not nu-uh the argument. I even said people are free to do the things they wanted, but that it was still mary sue shit. Just like how when I eat an apple in a fantasy I am still eating an apple. Because that's what it is. You're just finding something that irked you and not putting it into context. So don't give me that shit.

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>>13649701
Is this the newest member of the smug monster crew?

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>>13649941
>The moral of the story is true love conquers all and NTR is shit
An excellent moral good sir.

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>>13649942
>stop liking what I don't like.

kek.

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>>13649774

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>>13649947
That's more a smirk than a grin.

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>>13649942
Cry me a river.

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>>13649941
You have done justice, noble sir.

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>>13649941
You twisted my original prompt into some shitty love story but honestly I don't mind because this post>>13649866 was fucking godly.

Well played.

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>>13649947
I'm with >>13649956 on this one.
It isn't even really that smug. It is more of a playful or flirty smile.

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>>13649932
>you will never get /ss/'d by a Mindflayer

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>>13649942
He didn't even say anything that terrible enough to warrant a 'fuck off.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649956
Still unbearably smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649942
Fuck off

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>>13649953
Why do you keep posting this?
I swear I saw someone link that via imgur in the /v/ drawthreads.

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>>13649947
>>13649956
>>13649965
>>13649969
I insist that it is a smirk which boldly declares

"They don't even realize my husbando is a squid fucking me right. This. Second."

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like all this mindflayer euphoria is turning every lurker in this thread either a mindbreakfag or a NTRfag.

This is just depressing.

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>>13649974
It's almost like that time someone kept posting that one green I did with the sand chair.
Every time it was posted, I got embarrassed and hid it because I didn't deserve my shit to be posted a second time.

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>>13649982
I'm not even reading all the posts anymore. I don't care about this new girl and right now the thread is 95% about her.

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>>13649982
This is the only case in which I like suffering.

Normal NTR is shit, but mental manipulation NTR makes me diamonds.

I'm sorry you feel excluded because I sympathize with the feeling of not getting a fetish, but it's just so fucking hot for me.

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>>13649974
Some people really like to post things.

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>>13649989
>One of mine
Haaaaah, how about that.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Your Mindflayer waifu has a strange, embarrassing fetish. Now, she's given it to you!

What fetish is it?

http://whatsmyfetish.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>mindflayer child who isn't in control of her abilities
>classmates exclude her because they don't want their memories to be eaten accidentally
>old man befriends mindflayer child
>go to library together and to museums
>mindflayer child can't help but eat a memory or two
>memories are of past loves lost long ago, warm friendships now separated, and terrible battles that few care about now
>child eventually feels ashamed and asks for the old man not to see her anymore, as she's dangerous
>old man confesses that he knew, but was dying of Alzheimer anyway
>wanted his memories to live on through someone
>he was all alone and forgetting anyway

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>>13649989
>Anubis butter.
Good luck buying this without the cashier looking at you with smug smile and a raised eyebrow.

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>>13649994
>Foot tickling
Does she even have feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
>MILKSHAKE BUMMING
Give me the milkshake, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649996
Are you talking about the best-selling brand name for anal lube in MGC? Or are we talking about butter made by milking an Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
GORILLA PUNCHING

I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650007
The former that I thought of originally before MGC somehow absorbed it like an aMOEba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650007
The former.

The latter is the exclusive right of Anubi Husbandos.

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>>13649994

>GORILLA THRUSTING.

...Wat?

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>>13649945
If you want to keep going on with this mary sue bullshit, then lets keep going.

And someone wanting to be in a monogamous relationship with a succubus and not just being dick #113 in the male harem? Mary sue.
Wanting a lilim all for yourself and not being dick dispenser #12985? Mary sue.
Being desired by anything but the most matango/beezlebub-tier girls when there's not a critical shortage of men? You bet it's mary sue.

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>>13649994
>Goose Slapping

huh

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>>13650023

>You keep using that word, but I don't think you know what it means.

I'm not that anon you're talking to, but unless it's taken on an entirely new definition in the last decade, you're probably using that word wrong. Mary Sues are, as I learned it, self-insert perfect and universally loved protagonist characters.

People wanting their perfect waifu is hardly mary-suing -- or if it is, I think it applies to almost everyone in the thread equally.

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>>13650019
She's trained in gorilla warfare and will thrust your pathetic little ass off the face of this Earth.

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>>13649994
>Snowman drowning
Literally WHAT? I hope she doesn't mean yukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650026
You slap a goose and then run away.

It is one of the scariest fetishes.

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>>13649994
>Banana Eating
That sounds a bit normal actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650040
>A Kakuen will never unleash her knowledge of Gorilla Warfare on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
>banana stroking
So, handjobs/tentacle jobs? I'm okay with this.

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>>13650019
>Your waifu has earned the perk: Beastiality Fetish! I think the title speaks for itself.

>Your waifu has earned the perk: Snuff and Torture! She loves to drown the husbands of Yuki-Onnas while they are forced to watch.

>>13650052
Your waifu has earned the perk: BBW! She now loves eating during sex and gaining quite a bit of extra cushin' for the pushin'

[Anonymous No.]

When will that mindflayer entry get translated? i just want this whole shitty fetishes to end.

I even prefer the shitstorms compared to this mindflayer talk.

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>>13650064
>Bestiality Fetish
Canon for Mindflayers. Probably.

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>>13650068
It the same thing every three weeks when a new MG comes out. People have fetishes you don't like, just deal with it like an adult and wait until it goes away on its own.

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>>13650064

>Your waifu has earned the perk: Beastiality Fetish!

>Elf catches and rapes you
>She considers having sex with a human to be bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

you know those anti rape condom things, I want to put miniature ones of those in my ear so I can't get mindraped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
>Yogurt sucking
I'm fairly certain every monstergirl sucks men's yogurt.

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>>13650073
I mean there's bad fetishes, and then there's NTR

Watch the Mindflayer entry have no mention of NTR in it. imagine the poor little Mindflayer who's excited to show herself to the world, and then she reads the thread, hoping for comments like "She's a cutie!"

And instead people think she's some evil mind raping monster who steaks husbands

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>>13649994
>Table choking
>Dark Priest
So we are either
A: Choking tables
B: Choking On the table

The latter may be difficult because I can't bring myself to choke someone

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>>13650090
I think she is a cutie.

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>>13650064
I do not like this one bit. What does she have against yukis specifically?

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>>13650090
You mean like what cupid went through before being forgotten and ending up as a recolor?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the profile is vanilla as fuck.

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>>13650090
That's pretty normal for /mgt/. You have to remember that in KC's hugbox, almost everything is as happy and good as could possibly be imagined.

So when original threadcanon gets imagined up, it almost inevitably has to be worse than the originals. Hence retard wurm, bonnet-tipper lizard, mantago infections, cheshire futa, and so on.

>>13650095
Sorry, I meant to link this guy's post >>13650045

[Anonymous No.]

I want to anally ravage a devil until she gives me devil daughterus! I know it makes sense but my boner demands this!

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hug a mindflayer and tell her she isn't a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650101
I'm sure it will be hugbox for you, don't worry, nothing ever bad happens.

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>>13650101
All I hope is that it's not Matango-tier. My range of acceptance for various things is huge, so unless she falls near Matango, I'll be happy with it.

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>>13649994
>Table Groping

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>>13650101
how do you feel about being a squid?

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>>13650090
>steaks husbands
i dont know why i found this funny

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>>13648024
>Wanting to have sex with a teleporting tentacle abomination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0N12w3csI

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>>13649994
>Woolly Hat Stretching
How can I work with that?

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>>13650112
Define wooly hat as unshaved vagina and stretch it with your fist

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>>13649994
>Plug Socket Wiping
I'll wipe her plug socket. Then once it's all nice and clean, I jam my own plug in.

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>>13650122
But then you just have to clean it again!

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>>13650125
I'm sorry. The sight of that, wet, glisteningly clean socket, begging to be filled, just makes me too horny. I just have to stick it in, and then I have to clean it up again out of compulsion.
It's a self-sustaining cycle

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>>13649994

> Cheese groping

So... Holst threesomes?

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>>13650104

I want to write a short where a Mindflayer absorbs the brain waves of her victims to become a better wife for her husband, essentially eating their thoughts and brains in a less gruesome way.

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cute firefly for the summer

[Anonymous No.]

>Have mindflayer childhood friend
>No really! You have the photos and everything.
>You've met her parents and they think you're a swell guy, she met yours and they think she's just delightful
>You're getting married in june and she picked out the most beautiful gown. The days can't go by any slower
>You're looking for your tie when you come across a usb
>It's probably nothing, but curiosity gets the better of you and you copy the files to your computer to check out
>When you do you feel your sweat turn cold
>All of the files are photoshops
>Specifically photos of your childhood
>You feel dizzy realizing that she manipulated the photos, manipulated your parents even. What the fuck
>You storm into the bedroom and tell her to get out immediately
>She looks confused and hurt, her pain causes you even more anguish, but you just remind yourself that it's all fabricated
>You don't feel anything for her. Nothing at all. She's just using your memories against you
>After she leaves you collapse on your bed and cry your eyes out until finally falling asleep
>It hurts so much knowing that none of it was real despite seeming as true as anything else in your life
>A few weeks pass by after that. She tries to call you, talk to you, see you in any way she can
>You're not giving her the chance to manipulate her way back into your life. You're stronger than that
>Your parents and her parents are outraged alike. They insist that you've gone off your rocker and need help
>It'suseless trying to explain that they're being controlled as well, maybe they're even in on it
>Weeks turn to months and she finally relents with a final phone call sobbing while saying her goodbyes
>You hang up without responding
>Simultaneously you decide it's time to throw away that usb, but not before checking it one last time
>You load them all up and compare the before and afters
>The only change is she applied a filter for the wedding presentation
>Oh...

Please don't bully the mindflayers.

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>>13650132
Speaking of which, Thought Eater Monstergirl when?

http://i.imgur.com/2H4iP2p.jpg

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>>13650131
Or Mouse-teasing.
>tfw you will never take a bath in cheese fondue with your mouse waifu
>tfw you will never fondle and molest all over her delicious, cheese-covered body
>tfw the daughterus conceived that night will all orgasm every time they even smell cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650142

Nyanon I think it's time you saw someone about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650142

Or shoving your mouse into a giant replica cheddar block, holes and all while fucking her doggy style, wedged into the cheese monolith itself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make an Alp work off her milkfat by making her run circles around a ranch! I want to allow the Holstaurs to take revenge for the Alp stealing their milk by tying the Alp to a post and letting the Holstaurs lick the salty sweat off of every inch of her body!

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>>13650145
Sorry, I'm not Nyanon. I did write lewds about mice once, because mice are nice.

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>>13650137

This makes me sad.

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>>13650145
>Anyone who expresses their love for mice girls are Nyanon
Is he a fucking legion now?

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>>13650137
This is not being wary of your memories, this is just being plainly stupid.

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>>13650157

He, Bollocks/NegaWalker, PsychoFox, and Bob might as well be

[Anonymous No.]

>Timid Loli Kraken goes to her first day of Kindergarten
>She's too young to go around without water, so she needs to be wheeled around in a fairly large tank
>Not even 5 minutes after recess starts she gets bullied
>An Apophis writes badly written profanities on the side of her tank as some boy with a trash lid blocks the top, preventing her from getting out and stopping the snake
>Unable to do anything else, she sinks to the bottom and covers herself in sand to hide from them
>The two eventually get bored and do other things
>Loli Kraken comes back up shortly after they leave, only to come face-to-face with a young Wurm poking a literal hole in her glass tank
>"Hello!"
>The Wurm waves happily despite poking a hole in an expensive fish tank made of plexiglass

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the crush of a mindflayer who admires you from the other side of the classroom
>She will never try time and again to stick her tentacles in your brain in secret to try and figure out what kind of traits you admire in a girl
>She will never fail every time, despite the several times you and her go out on activities together
>She will never be surprised when, on Valentine's Day, you show up with a small bag full of cookies for her
>She will never interrupt your long-winded apologetic excuses of how they may not turn out well because you think you may have burned them a bit, by kissing you
>A long and deep kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
>HAIRY FEET SUCKING
Sh-shit, how did it guess my love for big meaty paws and feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650137
Well, at least he realized what actually happened before far too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650173

>She probes inside your head while kissing you to find the answer of what kind of girl you like
>hfw its her.

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>>13650102
That is the way of things, after all.

>KC Canon
>Happy and Loving
>Always optimistic

>Threadcanon
>Grim and Hateful
>Always pessimistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650137
Poor girl...would she even take him back?

I'm not sure he deserves it, being so suspicious, not even checking them first before demanding she get out of his life. What an awful asshole.

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>>13650187
I'm pretty sure months would be "far too long".

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>>13650187
>>13650205
Hopefully she moves on, forgets him, and finds a guy who doesn't go looking for excuses to accuse her of things she didn't do.

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>>13650189
But that's wrong

threadcanon usually moefies the non-moe girls even more

wurms, which are supposed to be ferocious but simple became cuddlebugs who just want to play legos

oomukades, which are supposed to be jealous and lonely to the point of kidnapping became stuttersluts who want to be accepted

There are tons others which have ended up becoming cute and 'acceptable' but I can't be assed to find them all.

This is the first time the threads have actually made a girl act worse than they usually would, it's an exception, not a rule.

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>>13650205
Nah, he was the love of her life, there is no way she is over him after such a short amount of time. Don't get me wrong though, I don't think he actually deserves her, but she does deserve happiness and he really did care about her.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I turn off the Anubis in this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650216
>Wanting to turn off the Anubis

Get outta here with your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650216
Step one
Remove white matting

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT Monster girl apologists

Disgusting, all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650219

Anubisfucker pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650215
I did not say that she got over him, I'm just saying that all of his actions and the consequences, over that long of a time, would put a near-irreversible strain on the love.

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>>13650216
Wait, is this a shitty copycat of Caesar 3?

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>>13650225
Ah, then yes, you are correct. I still think it would be worth a try though, for the reasons I stated before. There is always a chance that it could work out, and if it doesn't at least he tried to make up for his unbelievable levels of paranoia that he didn't even bother checking multiple times.

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>>13650216
Well, maybe if you weren't such utter shit at keeping your slaves in line & stopped improperly sending your god-kings to the afterlife, she wouldn't have to nag you like that.

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>>13650231
What he did was stupid really, he lost his waifu, there is no worse punishment than that.

It doesn't make mindflayers less mindfuckers so don't victimize them that much, being wary of your memories still should be okay.

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I bet Mindflayers work great as psychologists and helping both human boys and monster girls alike learn to cope with their problems and become better people.

I bet Mindflayers would be the exact opposite of mind rapey monsters, I bet they have a fetish for healing and romance.

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>>13650246
>Being doubtful just because she is what she is, no other reason, no actual cause for doubt
Das racist man.

Here's a worse punishment. Just when he figures out the mistake he made, he sees his ex-fiancee having a close-to-romantic meal at a nice restaurant with a guy who's helping her recover after being abandoned by him. That's what he deserves.

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>>13650246
>spoiler
Well, no, as is we don't know if they are or not. We wont know the extent of their power until it gets translated. It is unlikely they don't mess with minds, but whats even more unlikely is that they are anywhere near as bad as people are trying to push. We'll see though.

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>>13650137
That's some /x/ tier paranoia right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650216
If you give her paw rubs with your cursor she'll be pleased, at least temporarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650259
>it's doubting without reason or cause
>When it's in their nature to mindfuck
You people like to call racism on everything, i bet you would call racism killing flies just because they poop in your food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650271
I'd call it racism if you thought Beelzebubs would do that just because they're fly-like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650137
>Squandering and destroying a childhood friend relationship
This hurts. Even more so cause I know it'll just be left at that.

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>>13650265
I bet they're the personification of KC's happy brainwashing.

>She reads your mind and finds out your fetishes
>She adjusts to them but inserts herself as your ultimate squiddy fetish
>Bla bla, totally not brainwashing, makes you love every squirmy part of her

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can't turn into an alp
>because the mindflayer just made sure of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650280
>>She reads your mind and finds out your fetishes
But Dark Angels already do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650275
Oh for fucks sake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650279
>letting that hamfisted story affect you in the slightest

It makes zero sense, jumping to conclusions without being sure.

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>>13650287
Because the guy was a paranoid jerk who was looking for reasons to drop a loving childhood friend in the first place.

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>>13650283
And there's already four other tentacle monsters. This particular base monster is known for four things.

>Evil, like they revel in it
>Eats brains with tentacles
>Parasite
>Hermaphrodite

KC could only use like half of that. Not much left to build a profile around without him repeating himself.

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>>13650281
Pretty sure a Mindflayer could just rewrite memories. They can't change personalities.

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>>13650290
Nobody who was actually getting married and had a decade plus of history with someone would behave that way. Not without looking deeper into it. It's a hack's pitiful sympathy grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bollocks went full-Alp
Well. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650287
Hey, I only have 2,000 characters to introduce the setting、 characters、 and make it convincing. Shit's hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650296
Welcome to last week. Nobody cares.

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>>13650295
Because he was paranoid and distrusting enough to instantly assume that that history didn't actually exist.

Thus my assumption that he didn't actually love her as much as he claimed to in the first place, or wanted an out on some level.

It's saddening is all.

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>>13650301
Yeah, it took a while, and maybe even him saying it was him, for anyone to even realize who it was after saying they purged their pastebin. Shit was pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Don't worry! We'll take over that sandbox one day!"
>"Aren't I a good helper?"
>"I-Is a 'thank you' asking for too much?"
>"Maybe we can get Jimmy to help us out one of these days!"
>"My mom made sugar cookies! What? Of course I'll share them with you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650297
>Defending that awful contrived thing
It's obvious you put together the most hackneyed premise you could to force feels.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a deliciously brown mind flayer to manipulate my adenosine and dopamine levels and get me addicted to her presence!


Mm coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650297
Nothing's stopping you from doing multiple posts you realize.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to randomly hug a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648023

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>>13650306
Those fucking exclamation marks piss me off so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650307
Of course I did, I'm not denying that.

I'm saying that I only have 2,000 characters to go on. If I wanted to make a fullblown story out of it that would require several posts or a pastebin which makes it more difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650306
Anubis is Best Girl for Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650311
Why are you so glorious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650311
Good shit. Real adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650311
>adding backgrounds

suddenly it feels much more grand than your previous stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650312
She's just excited anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650311
>>13648023

I'd honestly watch this in secret if it were a real show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650311
Pally got HUEG. Motherfucker's like a Hokuto no Ken character now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650320
She has them all the time though.

God I'm going to punch an Anubis the first chance I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650313
>You don't understand, one post is hard
>You don't understand, more than one post is hard

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650325
would a mindflayer like head pats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650321
>In secret
Why in secret though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650324
That's a bit mean. Do you want her to have question marks instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650322
rip Rei

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650325
Basically, isn't that true?

I just want to lay out an outline for the idea, not dedicate myself to weekly updates on "MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND IS A MINDFLAYER!"

I really don't understand why you're getting so upset over a shitty greentext when this entire thread (and every thread) is littered with them. I'm not writing the next great american novel, just a cute/suffering little post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650329
didn't mean to quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650311

>Hiyao Miyazaki film references in drawfaggotry

I've got my eyes on you, cheeky motherfucker.

>>13650296

>Actually caring about one of the worst writefaggots

You got a reply/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650311
>KIKI Delivery service

to good hell i may even love you now

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take in a stray were-cat the day after a full moon and give her a place to stay. I wouldn't make any advances on her, and I'd help her get a job so she could start paying part of the rent. I'd cook her lots of good food, give her new clothes, and talk with her for hours. I'd always avoid her advances and play hard to get.
And then the full moon comes again, and her pent up sexual frustration and sheer love explode. We'd wake up sore, somewhat bruised, and I'd have plenty of small catscratches all over. Then I'd do this.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I would think that Mindflayers would be ostracized by everyone. Matango are that way and can't help it. Mindflayers are insidious and can subvert society and the weak willed.

Paladins hate them because they can remove memories of their loved ones. MGs would hate them becausemt they can steal husbands. Mindflayers wouldn't even want to be around other mindflayers due to the level of paranoia they can foster from how much control they can have over others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650334
You're getting picked on because you're getting all defensive about it. Like that thing is worth defending. Nobody is upset but you.

And people aren't criticizing it for anything but the completely unbelievable action of the guy. Which is one sentence. Which could have been written twenty different ways to not be retarded. It's not that it's a greentext or short. It's that it's ridiculous, contrived and purposefully geared as a tactic to garner sympathy for a girl that's already getting a negative reputation.

That's what you're getting bothered about. Yet look at you, getting all worked up and insulting people instead of just taking your licks, learning and moving on. That's just sad. To be so bad at what you do and still have such an ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650351
Do tinfoil hats work on mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hug a mindflayer and ask her about her memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650296

Nobody gives a shit, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650351
>Paladins hate them because they can remove memories of their loved ones. MGs would hate them becausemt they can steal husbands.
>Mindflayers wouldn't even want to be around other mindflayers due to the level of paranoia they can foster from how much control they can have over others.
Since this is the MGE, they wouldn't do any of those things. Paladins don't exist in the MGE anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>not hugging Deathclaw girls
>not headpatting Radscorpion girls
>not high fiving Mirelurk girls

C'mon now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650354
Jet fuel can't melt steel memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650359

Someones watching the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650354
Imagine if it did.

>Literally everyone wears a stylized tinfoil hat
>Mindflayers who are used to picking memories on the fly act like a starving child in the middle of a desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650354

No but following Clash of the Titans logic Mirrors will

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650365
t-totally not
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650359
I want to be snatched up by a deathclaw girl and become her loving husband as we protect each other from the horrors of the wastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650358
>tfw that episode Harvey Birdman with the mindtaking competition
>replaced with mindflayers

Bweeooo wee ooop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650365
What stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650363

The memoryhoax never happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650374
/v/ sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650374

Bethesda E3 stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650355
would she share them with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650296

Please tell me your plan involved something more than just stirring the pot. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

You man enough to play an adult version of Splatoon? As done by Hathor gaming industries?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah. Fallout 4's actually a thing. I can't wait to see what the thread can cook up with the new monsters of the wasteland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650382
I just got roped into it after Alp waifu's eyes dilated and now she can't stop playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650382
I'd let her stick that gun in my mouth an pull the trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650382

Yes do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650391
Then get ready.
'Cause you're a big kid now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650391
Christ, Splatoon has become the new MLP, at least in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650400
>Splatoon has become the new MLP
No, that's Steven Universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650353
Okay let me break this down. This is one of those post where if I respond I look like an idiot and I don't respond I still look like an idiot but I'll respond anyway because I could give a shit if my reputation on an anonymous imageboard is tarnished in your eyes.

>You're getting picked on because you're getting all defensive about it. Like that thing is worth defending.

I'm not defending anything. I gave a reason and you decided to tear into me like you paid money to read my shitty greentext. I'm not defending it right now either, it's still shit.

>Nobody is upset but you.

>>>Defending that awful contrived thing
>>It's obvious you put together the most hackneyed premise you could to force feels.

You sound more than a little upset.

>It's not that it's a greentext or short. It's that it's ridiculous, contrived and purposefully geared as a tactic to garner sympathy for a girl that's already getting a negative reputation.

Again, 2,000 characters. Besides the fact that it's part of the punchline. I thought the "Oh..." would be enough to point that out but you're also dense besides a literary critic.

>Yet look at you, getting all worked up and insulting people instead of just taking your licks, learning and moving on. That's just sad.

I'll pay you money if you can point out where I insulted anyone or acted arrogant. (before this post, now I'm just reacting to your shit, not the story)

>To be so bad at what you do and still have such an ego.

Trust me, I don't have any pride in what I do here. I come here to masturbate and talk about shirohebis. You seem to be taking these stories way more seriously than I do.

>>13650400
Honestly, splatoon squids look terrible, but they've improved normal kraken relations so I can stand them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650382
>>13650399

>Milking tubes going from breast to vz. 61 and Mac-10

This triggers my autism, they better be look a likes and not hollowed out guns with pumps in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650400
>>13650406
Does this mean MLP is OK now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650400
It's flavor of the month stuff. It will be forgotten by July. And honestly, while annoying they don't post any more often than the MGS and Castlevania people.

>>13650406
I stopped in their general once just to people watch and it was as bad as old /frz/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650413
Fuck if I know, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650414
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650400
It's an alright game, people just don't like things that get popular that they don't enjoy. It'll blow over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650415
>And honestly, while annoying they don't post any more often than the MGS and Castlevania people
STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650414
>does this mean mlp is ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649995

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650426
Right in the feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650415
>Castlevania people
Wait, what? I only ever posted about Castlevania on a few occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650426
Stop. I don't want to be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a zombie to point at a mindflayer and say "You... eat brains?.... FRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650412
>Using strong accurate adjectives means you're upset
>lol I'm not mad ur mad
Nah man. Keep on spergin on though. Feel free to even get the last word in after this since you're obviously so invested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650433
I misread that as "I want a zombie mindflayer" at first somehow.

You had me worried until I compensated for my incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650444
I can one up that thought for you...

Vampire illithids
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Vampiric_illithid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650433
What about a mindflayer waifu who likes nibbling on your memories but never takes anything important?

>Honey, why can't I remember where I put my tie yesterday?
>Sorry dear, I was just so hungry I couldn't help myself to a quick bite.
>You could at least do me a favor and take away my memory of the morning commute.

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>>13650382
>adult version of Splatoon
>Not just playing normal shooters with good old lotsa killin' and dying
>Where no-one seems to care
What more will you ask for now?
I say hell no.
I ask you what for.
Why not games about war?
And I spend my time there, by the shore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650426
>happy yeti and pally
>to sad mindflayer
I want off this roller coaster of emotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650447
And right back to worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650417
How do those even work? Like how?! Milk Shotgun form milk pellets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650426
>First day of Mindflayer
>Already half a dozen pics/edits
Stop being so based. I have folders with less content than what I already have for her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650459
The milk is processed into sweetened condensed milk using a boiler on her back.

When it shoots it loads up two warm balls of nearly solid sweet milk which can attain a range of nearly 50 meters before dropping off.

Fun for the whole family, just load it up and aim for the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650459
It fires it in two short, wide bursts at a time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650426
>>13649995
>remember mindflayer-chan :“The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It's the loneliness of it. Memories need to be shared.”
>she takes this to heart
>when she grows up she becomes a therapist at the hospital
>>13649774
follows

I hope it was ok with you guys if I linked these stories together. The quote is from the Giver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650470
Hyper adorable. Can you draw something involving the greentext I did earlier involving a Kraken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650426
>>13649995
>remember mindflayer-chan :“The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It's the loneliness of it. Memories need to be shared.”
>she takes this to heart
>when she grows up she becomes a therapist at the hospital
>>13649229
follows

edited because of wrong linking. I hope its ok that I linked the two greentext together. quote is from the Giver

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650470
>>13650476
You have a pretty nice style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650476
Her eyes look dead. I guess anyone would after taking care of and seeing off hundreds of old men and monstergirls with different memories.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayer = "The Giver" Monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that even an MG that looks like an abomination is probably much better than any 3dpd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650490
the shit book or the more shit movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650490
GOD DAMN FUCK THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT BOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650494
The shit book. There was a shit movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650490
>>13650494
>>13650495
How about "The Giving Mindflayer"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650496
Regrettably.

And the funny thing is, if I were to go back and read the book now, I might actually like it. The entire problem is that no 10 year old is going to comprehend that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650499
No.

The damage has been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650503
It's not like you have to choose one or the other.

There can be NTR squids out there who spend their life hunting men and ruining lives and then there can be those who choose to use their memory powers to aid the sickly and mentally ill.

Personally I want a mindflayer highschool counselour who uses her powers to correct behavioral problems and help monstergirls find out what they want to do with their lives outside of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650490
Wouldn't the Giver be a dude, still?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650513
No, fuck the NTR ones. They're shitty and I don't want to live my life in paranoia afraid I might lose my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650515
Yeah. The old guy, and then when she grows up she spreads the memories to her daughteru or something to prepare her for the job. Thus becoming the new Giver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650515
I still think The Rifle was a better children's book than that.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys have against the Giver? Everyone I ever knew liked it so why do you guys hate it in varying degrees of dislike?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650520
The Hatchet was good too.

>>13650522
Same, but no one likes the ending.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mind flayer to probe my memories and witness every horrible thing I have ever seen on the internet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650513
>outside of rape

I think she'd give their lives direction but curtailing rape is something else. A monster telling a monster to stop doing monster things? That's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650517
Don't worry Anon. She'll just reach in and firmly pluck that paranoia from your mind. You'll wake up beside your loving mindflayer waifu and wonder how your life could ever get more perfect.

Your old monstergirl waifu? You'll probably find her in the red light district after the mindflayer filled her mind with memories of dropping out of highschool and becoming addicted to cock and all the wonders of unprotected sex with strangers.

Nah, they do suck really.

Still fine when they use it on a loner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650523
Yeah

>You see the lights in your memories
>lol you died or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650523
He sorta just runs away, and nobody knows where to.

[Anonymous No.]

>NEED to BREED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650524
Psychics have to be made of thicker stuff, judgmental and thin skinned psychics are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650529
>Titty monster
>Working for the Sabbath

I want to go to *this* monstergirlverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650530
That's why Carrie is a shit psychic.
That's why Aki Izayoi deserves healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650526
>Your old monstergirl waifu? You'll probably find her in the red light district after the mindflayer filled her mind with memories of dropping out of highschool and becoming addicted to cock and all the wonders of unprotected sex with strangers.
Fuck this, Mindflayers are officially worse than Cait-Siths. Hell, worse than Matangos. This shits too fucking much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650529
Sluuuuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650529
If that is the one I remember, I felt pretty bad for the guy that it was focused on. Really bad, actually. Poor bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650536
The profile isn't even translated yet, everyone's overreacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650529
>>13650537
>>13650541
The udders were weird too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650537
>>13650541
>>13650544
This shit is getting real ominous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650542
Threadcanon overrules KC canon 9/10 times.

It could've been avoided if the profile were posted one or two hours after the first picture, but now everyone's going to remember them as NTR squids even if the profile states "they hate using their powers for anything but vanilla!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650536
How are you so fucking autistic oh my god.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Devil party member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650551
>but now everyone's going to remember them as NTR squids even if the profile states "they hate using their powers for anything but vanilla!"
Well, that is their own fault then, for being such dumb fucks as to actually take what the people here say as anything other than an opinion before it is even translated. Ignore the faggots, friends, just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650556
What if I like malicious mindflayers who selfishly abuse their powers for the sake of getting their love even if it means making him forget his old waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650556
But what if profile really is about how she manipulates the memories of men to love them? The NTR is a viable possibility. Then shattered hopes and dreams of anons are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650555
Wow that looks like a horrible game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650464
Are there male versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650558
That's cool with me. I, however, do hate that/those faggot(s) who insist on the worst interpretations possible or awful threadcanon so they can go on how they're shit every time that monstergirl is brought up. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650558
Hey, man, that's your right. You are free to like whatever you want, as I usually say, but that doesn't mean that is how they actually are or will be and people that don't like what you want from it will just disregard your taste and opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650562
Not enough pay to win, microtansactions, and pretty lights for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650559
>NTR
>KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650567
Nah, just looks like a bad Facebook game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650571
There's a first for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650536
Learn to ignore threadcanon. All we know about MGE Mindflayers is some shit about "squidification"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650571
Well, he did say >>13649538 , and thus confirmed violent rape by guys was still a thing (well, pretty much real since she convinces both parties it's actually happening).

[Anonymous No.]

Shit Threadcanon Warning:
Could you honestly stay mad at the Mindflayer if she also gave you a huge fetish for this kind of NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650533
If sabbath is made up by titty monsters, then girls like Holstauri must be the flat ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650579
Not really. I'm pretty open to new shit as long as it isn't the only shit

I'd be fine with smart wurms or sub hellhounds as long as people don't start whining when someone does dumb wurms and dom hellhounds about how "it doesn't fit their established personalities!"

Mind control is extremely hot, so even in the worst cases it's still a huge turn on for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I could have sworn Beelzebub was already capable of stealing another monster's husband. Or would at least attack men stained with other monster's mana. I remember it being in the old profiles, but I can't tell if it was retconned or it was shitty translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650579
While I'm okay with male:netorare, having it come up every time she's mentioned will be very fucking infuriating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650584
You might as well complain rain is wet, given how powerful memetic ideas are on online discussion forums. It's futile to fight it, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650583
Actually, I think it was something about her wanting other women to taste her own husbands energy and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650583
They make it so that even if they're your waifu, other monstergirls will still want to fuck you. They cucq themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650579
Fuck that, I hate NTR, and I'd want a loving marriage with my waifu without fear of me getting mindraped and her become a lonely prostitute

[Anonymous No.]

Watch it be something totally different, like she finds human women and fucks with their minds so that they think they're monster girls and that [YOU] are their husband, so they barge right in and get added to the harem and eventually transform into a Mindflayer themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650591
Still pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650583
Beelzebubs like tainted spirit energy, so they'll force themselves into a married couple or have their husband continuously stained by the mana of as many monsters as possible
Actual NTR basically doesn't happen with monsters, MAMONO MANA keeps the unruly in line and the rest consider it one of the greatest heresies a being can commit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650591
I can picture it turning out that way.

>>13650590
What would you do if your waifu was a cuckquean ?

[Anonymous No.]

In one thread I've seen a mg mind flayer go from the most sadistic yandere to a caring nurse to somewhere in between. And we haven't even gotten the text for her yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650596
Trick question, my ideal waifu would find monogamous relationships hot. I wouldn't date some cuckquean shit. NTR and cuckoldry is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650598
I'm surprised that she even generated this amount of content.

Christ, I wish monstergirls like the Barometz had this much attention.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my Mindflayer waifu to a happy suburban neighborhood and mindfuck every couple in town, some forgetting they were even married, some hating each other for false memories, and occasionally have one person forget while their partner remembers. Make some prostitutes and some not. It'd be fun to fuck with the neighborhood and watch all the shattered dreams when it's all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650596
>What would you do if your waifu was a cuckquean ?
Leave her. Not even a question. I wouldn't be caught dead with someone who had such a shitty fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650583
>even a ring won't save your ring from the incubation
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650600
>Immobile plant
>content

Those kinds don't get attention because they're just too limited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650604
But leaving her will not make her hornier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650595
Depending on your interpretation (whether it's fair or NTR) it's entirely possible in the bachelor phase. For instance your bodies and souls haven't accepted each other as a married couple.

So you could get passed around by lots of monsters and snatched from right under their noses, even ones who really liked you and had decent chemistry and might have been your wife if that black harpy didn't carry you away in the dead of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650609
Damn, I meant only make her hornier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650583
They're one of the pro-harem girls who gets off on you being stained with the scent of other women. Kind of like a bug bicorn who was never a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650600
Now when you say attention I assume you don't mean the bastardization I'm about to pull and blame on you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650607
>Immobile
She's a fruit scented sheepgirl on a bouncy house made of Jell-O.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650602

>SuperNTRman

You nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650614
She's a sheep in a jello plant, like some Cosbyized dryad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650613
>I'm about to pull and blame on you
Why would you purposefully leave yourself out in the open like this, O fahnny epik trole man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650610
Nah, as soon as she recognizes you as someone she loves you're already safe, and KC already stated that she could force herself into the relationship if she loved you enough. There is no escape from pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no translation
Wasn't cupid's faster than this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650618
Boredom.
Giving credit for the Idea where credit is due.
Mostly boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650620
Cupid was unusually fast. Usually it takes a day or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650614
>bouncy

Now I imagine Barometz moves around like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650602
I want to do the exact same thing in reverse

>Slip into the red light district with your mindflayer waifu waiting on standby in a hotel room
>Pick up the sluttiest, most disgusting, willing to do anything for cash skank.
>Just as an example; a lamia covered from head to toe in tattoos sporting large fake tits and a cheap platinum blonde hairdye with repulsive make up and several pin pricks on her body from constant drug abuse
>Lead her back to the hotel room where your waifu is waiting in the closet for the second she has an opening
>Just as she's ripping off her lycra tubetop you grip her arms and your waifu jumps at the opportunity
>She struggles for just a second before the tentacles start their job and she quickly quiets down
>Eyes vacantly staring at nothing, lips parted just a little and a trail of drool on her chin with arms hanging limply at her sides
>You tell your waifu to implant a new desire in her mind. Something to turn her life around
>The undying wish to get clean and take a new path in life. Stop whoring herself out and go to college for a degree. Find a good husband who loves her and get those tattoos lasered off. Live to a ripe old age surrounded by granddaughterus and people who care about her.
>When all is said and done you put her to sleep and lay her down on the hotel bed with about a thousand dollars worth of currency to get her started
>Watch from outside with binoculars in hand as she slowly wakes up and cleans the make up off her face before for the first time in ten years calling her parents to reconnect with them and ask if she can move back in until she gets back on her feet
>You're rock fucking hard. Your mindflayer waifu is practically dripping. You fuck that night from the moment the sun goes down until it's back up in the sky.
>Feels good having a healing fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650614
Not really that interesting.

What's there to do after you eat her jello and fuck her in the ass? I guess you could cuddle but even that gets boring.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to baby sit a loli roper as she wraps around my arm in a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650622
Oh, okay. I could have sworn wisp was fast too.
>Another girl I want to write about off the bat and isn't just an 'oh, that's cool' addition
It's a good feel. I hope the Eros theme stays dead, personally. not!Islam does nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650630
That juxtaposition at the end makes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650602
I want to pray to Eros to curse you so that your waifu will never, ever stop talking about Chubby Alp Senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650630
You sir, are a scholar and a saint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637
Oh fuck you dude, that's low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637
I want to force Chubby Alp Senpai to get /fit/ and then bully her into teasing me instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637
The UN outlawed that for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637
Dude, c'mon, he was just joking. Too far, man. Too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637
I want to convince a nice Mindflayer waifu to pin an Anon down and force him to have a gigantic fetish for Chubby Alp Senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650137
That was retarded. As in, little kid cartoon where the main character never gets away with anything so that the moral guardians can make a point retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637
No man, he deserves a much worse fate. You need to pray to Eros so that she'll send an Eros Affiliated elder mindflayer to his waifu while she sleeps and make her think SHE'S chubby alp senpai. And fat alps don't have mind powers so she'll be unconsciously locking her mind flaying under the rationalization she's an alp, and she'll be unable to turn back.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if you knew your daughteru would grow up to fujo shitpost in shounen threads(especially Hunter x Hunter because eternal hiatus), goes on about how Sakura is a wormslut or that Saber is a cuck, and faps to giant bara vore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650662
I would slap her face for reading Narutoshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650662
Get her good a fetish, like Ryona, or forcing virgin boys into making porn, or being a cuckqueen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650637
hohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650657
I've already had this argument so I'll just cut to the chase.

That's the point. Shitty punchline was even followed by "Oh..." to give you the idea that he was being unreasonably stupid.

Basically the reverse of the classic comedy trope "I can explain!" Whenever the female lead walk in on the male lead in a slightly odd situation but it never gets resolved until the last possible second because she decides to shut down and not hear him out in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650666
I believe you're thinking of a different Sakura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650671
It's not even wrong, both sakuras have intimate relationships with worms/slugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650662
I'd just give her a stern fatherly look of disapproval every so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650670
>Shitty punchline was even followed by "Oh..." to give you the idea that he was being unreasonably stupid.
>he was being unreasonably stupid
Contrived, out-of-character stupidity is the fault of the author, not of the fictional character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650667
>making your daughteru a cuck

You'll never get grandkids that she gave birth to anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650671
Oh well Fate is shit anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650676
I'm sorry but I'm not up for this retarded argument a second time.
Feel free to hate, love it, whatever. You're entirely correct and I love you. Have a good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650600
>>13650618
Well It's not like I wasn't not going to do it at some point. A scapegoat for something that's being run into the ground is nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baeiVOKgWMo

I kind of want this. I don't even know why, I'm not usually a masochist. I guess just making a girl feel so raw that she acts on the first impulse is pretty primal and hot.
>the penos is a very powerful organ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650676
Shh. White snake anus anon doesn't understand these concepts of responsibility and blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650680
Thanks for admitting it. Love you too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650674
And both Sakuras are cucks too!

Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650426
>a drawfag drew your greentext

Thank you. I didn't really deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650682
You're pretty fond of the Barometz, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650687
I really like this drawfag's M.O

Just randomly popping in and choosing whatever he likes to draw makes it a much nicer surpise when he delivers instead of people getting bummed out because their requests are ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650682
That just looks gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650677
It's better then yaoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650630
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650682
SHE CAN CAMOUFLAGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650676
>>13650684
>White snake anus

Oh boy. Was this another one of those lead and gold conversations?

Can I get a TL;DR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650696
WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES FLAYING MINDS SEEM SUCH A BREEZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650697
I shed a silent tear for all of those who missed the adventures of buttsnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650699
Butthealer was best healer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650697
One anon kept pointing out how cloaca on KC MGs made no sense since he went to huge lengths to ensure they all had human nipples, vagina, and other sexual bits.

Another anon (cloaca-kun) went a little autistic insisting it was absolutely impossible and utterly stupid because of spine placement.

Honestly, I tend to sire more with the first guy since the setting has liquid goo girls, dragons, undead, and other things that make no anatomical sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650710
Oh. I was kind of there for that. I just tuned it out when I noticed it was turning into a debate.

You know when your parents or teachers would always tell you to just ignore something annoying? Seems like it's not something you willingly do but is an acquired adaption that you gain to stay sane. Then we get older and become masters at it, failing to realize our kids do not know the feel of getting absolutely sick of this shit.

I think I've finally learned to do it, I never truly could before. Thank you /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650704

>tfw like to tank and protect my party
>Take all the hits without faltering
>Always finish entire raids within an inch of life because healers are all flocking to the dense damage dealer boy because he got hit by some stray poisoned arrow that barely does any damage per second
>Have to regen my own HP myself with pots before the next raid
It's okay...I'm still alive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650690
More I jumped on the barometz shenanigans a while back and have a layer I like slapping on to stuff when the time comes around.

Bouncy fruit sheep is still a cute.
Brown in general is love though.

>>13650692
Kind of the point, maybe one of these two aren't though.
https://imgur.com/a/spBJx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650710
So basically it was just another cookie cutter case of "muh headcanon is right!" autistic guy versus conventional KC lore? Meh, I was hoping for something more interesting.

Also, Shirihebi best snake girl.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how you've been you sad sacks? I'm peachy, had to be away though. So, I've missed anything since Hummingbird chan and .less' last visit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650723
Mindflayer girl, and her threadcanoning into either:

1) NTR enabling master
2) Brainwashing men into loving them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650717
>"L-Look, can I get some heals here?"
>One of the healers looks at you disgustedly as she hangs off the arm of the dps, one girl already riding his dick, and points at your crotch. "You want to put that up my ass? Uh... no thank you."
>lauhingbuttslutsnakes.mp4
>I just want some heals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650710
>siding with the guy that goes into an autistic fit whenever he feels his analhebi fantasy is threatened
>then makes a Psycofox-free shitposter list
>who then does this whole argument about his greentext

Okay. I can see siding with a particular point of view, but associating with him just seems like a really bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Well Anons, it's time for you to baby sit your neighbor's daughteru. She's loli size and age.
Roll for her Race
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Roll a d8 for Personality
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
1: Tomboy
2: Genki
3:Kuu
4:Tsun
5:Normal Racial Attitude
6:Hime
7:Deredere
8:Light Yan for you


Finally her gimmick, a d6

1:She has a twin sister (Roll personality for her)
2:She has an older sister (Roll personality)
3:She's chubby
4:She's oppai after her mom bought the wrong milk
5:Super genius with a secret lab behind her toy box.
6:It's actually the mom's sister who's single and is trying to get a date with you (took a temporary sabbath potion). The real daughteru is spending the night at a friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650717
>Playing tank
>Healers keep healing the DPS' when they get 1 point off their HP
>Keep asking the healers to heal me because, you know, everything is attacking me
>"Why don't you git gud at the game and maybe everything won't attack you?"
My god, I felt my blood pressure rise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650723
NTR squid invaded the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650728
Well, it's generally faster to say "cloaca-kun" than "that one biology enthusiast who refuses to compromise on the placement of snakegirl spines and cloacas"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650731
That's because those healers are shit.
Priority should be
Tank
You (Healer)
DPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Chimera
>Hime
>Pudge
So I have to babysit a "princess" with multiple personalities that's soft
Oh I'm bullying the SHIT out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Light yan will o wisp loli-cake
Absolute Panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Will o' wisp

>Normal race attitude so Yan

>Super genius

Well, looks like I'm haunted for life.

>Anon! Get into my laboratory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650723
Ellin thighs man, they should be criminalized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Oppai Hime Doppelganger
I don't know what hime is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
I'm not kidding. I got the mindflayer page.

Tomboy

Super Genius

Oh boy, a tomboy genius (who might have)/with mind powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650746
Hime-sama. Princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650728
all those three things were by the same guy?

i do agree with the anus thing, since KC has given literally every girl except maybe goo girls human-style sexual bits. even the centaur got a human pussy, so logic follows snake girls would have anuses instead of cloaca.

but thats just my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Devil Bug
>Normal racial personality
>Twin Sister
>light yan

Devil bug #1 tries to assault me and her twin sister ties her up saying she's the only girl for me. Then I tie the twin sister up.

Easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650746
princess or princess attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650746
Act's like she's a princess/aristocrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650731
get better armor scrub :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650736
>yfw she gets fairy godparents

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Deredere oppai ryuu
O-Oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649229
>>13649719
>>13649774
>read greentext
>this song comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v525UGbA448
and tears have been shed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650756
A bad healer or bad tank can kill a party.
Shitty dps can be ignored/carried by the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
Demon army (Too much potential to reroll)
Hime cakes.
I'm gonna be taken in as a pet/slave by an army of loli cakes who ara ara?
SIGN ME RIGHT THE FUCK UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
Genki Akaname that's actually the moms sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650726
>>13650732

Speculation then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650756
That's even worse. Every good healer with that attitude would screen their potential tank's equipment before they even group up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650750
>>13650754
>>13650755
So a fat tated loli doppelganger who can actually transform herself into any princess ever. Cutelewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650751
I don't know anything about snake biology, but I did do the last thing with the greentext argument.

I'm guessing it's because I said I liked shirohebis in the last post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>DereDere supergenius succubus
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648024
Gonna need the BIG flamethrower for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650768
Greentext argument?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650726
Or, you know, psychiatrist nurse and/or therapist.
Gotta have some good with the bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650733
It's really no different than someone rejecting frontpussy. You going to try to compromise on that with rail pussy? Sometimes there's not a workable middleground. You just gotta pick a side.

Though it makes me wonder why this conversation never comes up for fucking mermaids in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
Tsun Chochin-Obake with a secret lab
SCIENCE with night lights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650778
That Dragon's Crown(?) gif usually puts an end to Mermaid butt conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650723
>Normal Hellhound who happens to be the mom's single sister.

There goes my pelvic bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650778
Did you reply to the wrong guy? He was talking about why he used the name cloaca-kun, and you're going on about... I'm not sure, "rejecting" frontpussy?

Although as I understood it, the frontpussy thing is also canon. Denying it doesn't make it not so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Matango
>light Yan for me
>is actually the mom with a sabbath potion
I'm going to make so much money with this job.

[Anonymous No.]

>mindflayer who utterly convinces you that you're one of the most powerful heroes around with the skill to back it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Oppai Yan Doppelganger loli
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

So my theory on the Mindflayer's profile:
1) she doesn't NTR or ruin relationships (duh), either has a block against it or it's just implied
but
2) that thing on her torso IS her husband. In a temporary monster form. And that white goo is his sperm.

That said, I still don't quite see it as monsterboy, not the way people mean it at least. Anyways waiting for the TL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650793
>>13650746
>Oppai Yan Doppleganger
>Oppai Hime Doppleganger
I'm sensing a trend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648275
This makes me moist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650792

It's a trap. They're all doppelgangers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a mindflayer about her powers!

I - want - to - ask - a - mindflayer - about - flowers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650795
Honestly if it's that second one then she's instantly shit for me, goodbye into the garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650803
>a Mindflayer will never imprint the skills needed to git gud at Smash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648664
Always bet on cowtits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Himedere Kunoichi CC Loli
...I am okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>YFW mindflayer mindcontrols you into becoming a pre-mature ejaculator loser who will do anything she asks you to do for the chance to lick the soles of her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650783
>Ara ara Ano- I mean, Onii-chan. What to head up to my room? I've got some games for us to play.
>"After dinner, you've got to be in by 8."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650814
No, thanks Mindflayer. I'll be your slut but not like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650795

>that thing on her torso IS her husband. In a temporary monster form.
> I still don't quite see it as monsterboy

I'd say its more like one of those tentacle panties then a monster boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650795
Actually, that second one would make sense, since KC mentioned something about a squid and reversible on twitter. I think, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650808
>Gamer Mindflayer will never get tired of you being a scrub and upload her skills directly into your brain.
>Without spoilers of course because what kind of asshole spoils the end of a game?
It was always destined to reach this point wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650795
>2) that thing on her torso IS her husband. In a temporary monster form. And that white goo is his sperm.
I've been saying this all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Normal Khepri with a chubby twin sister

Oh this is going to be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a mindflayer and then ask about her childhood and then I would offer to ler her see mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
>Chubby Genki Lilim
I'm bringing my son with me. He'll thank me for helping him meet such a great childhood friend.
How the hell did I become the Demon Lord's neighbor though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650823
>Both of them cuddle up with you when you sit, one on each side.
>At night they build a little blanket fort to sleep in.
>They both have white sleeping bags they poke their heads from so they look like grubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650821
>I was always destined
No. You weren't.
That's why she had to MAKE you git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650829
Would they pretend I'm their king?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650821
>She sends the entire story straight into your mind and burns it into your memory
>Also removes any gaming skills you ever had

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650828
Arranged marriage time for your son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650815
Sounds innocent enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650828
Could always be one of her kid's kids.

>Chubby lilim loli always wants to play adventurer and the dungeon.
>She actually pretends to be the hero in cardboard armor suprisingly
>At the end she fights for the hug hoard or whatever candy you brought that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650832
They do, always asking you if you need anything or trying to help despite you being there to take care of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650833
Only a true scrub would both spoil a game's story AND cheat to be better than someone else.
0/10, would find another teleporting tentacle abomination to give the dick to.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Mind Flayer to mind control Sakurai to implement an Adventure Mode in Sm4sh as a free update!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650830
Anon, check the post again.

>>13650834
Is it really arranged if it happens naturally? I just kinda helped them meet.
Also, has anyone commented on the Lilim sketches that KC drew a while back? I just found out about them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Super Wurm late night TV show
>She battles a variety of criminals and has her own Rogue Gallery
>Stopping crime in the name of justice from wherever it springs forth
>Constantly fighting a deranged Cheshire who was horribly disfigured from an acid bath accident
>Puts a stop to a Yuki-Onna who lost her husband in cryotube "accident" and gained the reverse power over fire, whom is now out for revenge
>She "out wits" (with her fists) a insane Mad Hatter who wants to turn the whole city into Wonderland with a brain washed husbandu that doesn't love her normally
>Gets into fisticuffs with the Crocodile Girl who is mad at the world for everyone making fun of her
>Capturing / sympathizing with the Baphomet who just wanted to grow up proper into a normal looking women
>A season finale involving her finding out her boyfriend was Catman stealing loot to treat her better and "helping" her from time to time
>She'll confront him about it and force him to give up his life of crime but not turn him in out of emotional attachment
>The second season finale will involve Red Hood killing criminals and being unmasked by Super Wurm at the end
>It's her boyfriend taken on a new disguise, going on about how he'll stamp out crime for good so she can be free of the burden that is being a superhero
>She'll say she has to take him in and that it's over between them and he starts to lose it
>He'll escape and continue his crusade while the police, criminals, and Super Wurm all pursue him
>Slowly losing it more and more until he becomes the very thing he strived to destroy
>Third season finale ends with a climactic duel between Superwurm and the killer for hire boyfriend
>Using all the money he's collected to pursue Super Wurm, he wants to capture her and force her into being his wife, even if it means raping her to have a child
>He'll never lose the battle and be sent to MGC Asylum, but not before saying he loves her over and over while hugging her tightly as she carries him away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650729
Tsun Chubby Ignis. Get me the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650849
>Also, has anyone commented on the Lilim sketches that KC drew a while back?

I didn't know those existed. Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650850
Yes, I would like to buy the ogre for 300. I can subcontract him out to construction companies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650855
Good news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650854
No but I've got them right here.
There's only three so no need to worry about image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650854
Do you mean the three sub-lilim types? Alp, loli (queen of wonderland), and priestess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650850
Holy shit is that a genuine monster? I thought the Demon Lord turned them all into cute girls.

I'll buy it for the novelty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650852
If he loved her, why did he make her cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650853
>T-that's fine, I-I didn't want to show you the cookie's I m-made any way.
>...:sniff'...
D-dummy. W-why am I such a dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650857
>>13650860
Yep.
Look at this fucker. Since she's an Alp Lilim, that means she was once the Demon Lord's son.
Idiot fucked it up for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650862
>How rude! I may not be easy on the eyes but I am human!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650856
This is the part where I command my ogre slave to capture the lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650867
Or it means adoptive daughter. Like captured some high ranking guy and alped him.

Or, you know, it's canon that the world used to be a generic fantasy world (e.g., full of males) before the Demon Lord took over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650871
If that rattle is legit that may not be a good idea. Better to cut your loses and profit using your new ogre slave for cheap labor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650873
I thought that all the Lilim were the Monster Lord's Daughters. On that note, does that make the Monster Lord's name Lilith?
Saved the best for last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650866
She needs to cut down on the cookies though. Maybe I'll give her a special workout, just this once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650873
So they had a son before their monstergirl plan went into effect and he alped?

>>13650876
That's the fanbases' most common name for the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650867
I want KC to do a complete illustration of these so I know what the fuck that thing is behind the alp lilim. A giant floating eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650867
According to the rumors I've heard, they are "Lilims" in that they were transformed by the hand of the DL herself, but they're not her biological children.

But it does mean that the DL can genderswap guys. Make of that what you will.

>>13650857
>Filename
And no. Her name's Alma, an Angel the DL corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss mindflayer lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650877
>O-OK! I-I'll only make Seven!
>J-just so I can show you that I can! I bet I can do whatever exercise you have planned!
This time for sure! I won't mess up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650881
>Alma
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a prisoner of war encaged in an underground prison made of stone and iron in the middle of nowhere during the time MGs appear in your world
>You'll never be forgotten in your cell to slowly rot away without food or water as the prison guards (and pretty much everyone else) either elope or get kidnapped away by the monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650884
Okay, but the cookies come after the workout. All the equipment is in the dun -er... basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650885
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1564479

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650882
>you have a hot make out session with her
>illusion breaks
>turns out you've been kissing her pussy the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650852
What does Slade have to do with any of that. Also
>Puts a stop to a Yuki-Onna who lost her husband in cryotube "accident" and gained the reverse power over fire, whom is now out for revenge
That's not how Freeze works, sorta, but I'll let it pass
Oh god I'm a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650881
>>But it does mean that the DL can genderswap guys. Make of that what you will.
Is that anything new? All you'd need to do is hit him with enough demonic energy to make him inc out, and if he has the gay the rest is history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650888
>Dun
What do you have planned for her Anon?
Nothing indecent I presume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
>UNSHAVED GAGGING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650890
ohh, could I tell her to not do that next time and then give her a quick kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650897
Yes. She gives you a very sweet kissu and then returns the favor by blowing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650857
>>13650867
It's neither Queen of Hearts nor an Alp Lilim. Kenkou did those god knows when as random fool around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650900
oh well that makes up for it, can I caress a tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650865
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

At least he'll leave her with a proper daughter.

>>13650891
I couldn't think of a better masked villain who was also a killer for hire.

Also a Yuki-Onna who gains the power of ice would be silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650893
I mean, she's an Ignis, I have to take precautions so I don't get burned. Really, the special 'workout suit' that I have for her down there covers everything except her head! Sure it's made of flame-retardant latex, but everything is going to be covered! At first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650900
At least she knows how to make up for it. Not like I wouldn't have eaten her out had she asked though, she really should've known that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650901
Half-True.

They're fanart of Shinrabanshou characters (Well, one at least), with the Lilim stuff being non-canon descriptors for them existing in his MGE Universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650907
Oh my, the parent's may be surprised when they get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650229
>shitty copycat of Caesar 3
It was made by the same developer and published by Sierra a year layer after Caesar 3 as well. I don't see how it could be a shitty copycat.

I never played Pharaoh, or Caesar though. Just Master of Olympus: Zeus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650910
She gets off on the ruse. Dastardly monster instincts from the old days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
>BINGO WING PUNCHING
What does it imply

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get back at my arch rival by befriending a Mindflayer, and convincing her to probe my rival's mind and input memories of wanting to be an Alp. And when he Alps, I take my old rival-now-alp and deliver repeated dickings. After she's chained in my basement, I get the Mindflayer to restore her mind to what it originally was. Now my rival, back to normal mentally but stuck in a shitty Alp's body chained to my basement, forced to endure repeated dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650914
I'm sure they won't mind, I know I heard them talking about getting her to lose a bit of weight. They should be thanking me, really. I'll even let her keep the latex catsuit and teach her how to 'work out' on her own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650917
Fucking faggot squid. At least her jokes don't piss me off, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650904
I don't see why you couldn't. Each tentacle would probably lean into your touch as if they had minds of their own. Some even vying for your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650852
Too focused on the stupid boyfriend. You'll never make it as a show writer, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to look under a mindlfayers tentaskirt!

[Anonymous No.]

Are Doom monstergirls okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650306
Are you jealous of all the attention the new drawfag is getting, Loen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650929

Nope. They're too slow.

id why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650921
>Chubby loli ignis in a latex suit, tongue lolling as she works herself

No boner, bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650920
I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650905
No, see, the problem isn't that it's a Yuuki Onna with firepower. Fire power
The problem is that Freeze's wife didn't die. And although he was after revenge for the company whose name escapes me stopped him from using their resources to cure his wife and also turned him into what he is, most of the stuff he did was to save his wife
Everything Freeze does is to save his wife. All he cares about is saving his wife. That should be the same with the Yuuki-Onna. Vengeful was correct, but her husband being dead kind of defeats the purpose since Freeze has a motive in what he does
Also, you could've picked Sportsmaster, or Deadshot, or Todd

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm drunk right now and stupid things bother me more than they should

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650926
Be careful Anon.
You'll see bear panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650931
I'm not Loen. I was just trying to do something that was cute while wading through the Mind Flayer discussion and assumptions going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650929
HDoom has some really hot voice acting. Those Pinkies and Barons of hell, hmmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650924
sounds nice, if a tentacle was in my brain and I was still caressing it what would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650932
There's probably an option in the menu to turn off the slowdown when it comes to switching weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650934
Yes boner, good! Time to add that to the kist of greentext ideas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650905
>The daughter will never find out that she is a rape baby and her father is an insane man who thought hurting Wurm-chan would win her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650935
I'm glad you think so Anon! You're the rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650889
>Shinrabanshou
That doesn't seem like very good evidence.
For one, that doesn't say "Monster Girl Encyclopedia".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650932
I'd just like to see some on these threads. Just got done with E3 and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650949
Now I REALLY like the way you think.Be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650951
Please see >>13650911

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650090
>Steaks husbands

What kind of faggot hates a girl who cooks you steak?

Alternatively, To serve man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650911
>>13650956
Ohhhhhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650954
Anon, you can't say you were just done with E3. It just began
What you mean is you just finished watching Bethesda's Press Conference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650943

The thing about tentacled beings is that a good part of their mental functions are tied with their tentacles to the point of them having their own subconscious functions. So in some cases it would be (sort of) accurate to say they really do have a mind of their own.

It would instinctively use a bit of its power to lightly stimulate the pleasure centre of your brain, regardless if that was your waifu's intention at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650959
I interpreted as knifing a man. But instead of a knife, a wooden vampire stake. So, stabbing basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650920
>Mindflayer comes back after you sent her on the excursion
>She's red in the cheeks from laughing
>You ask her if she got the job done, but she breaks down into a pile of chuckling tentacles
>After getting her to cool down she explains her chortling
>Apparently his head was already filled with thoughts of alping.
>What dresses to wear, what skirts to buy, which color looks best on his lips
>In fact, the only thing missing for him to alp is for you to confess, and he'd probably instantly transform from the accumulated demonic energy
>You're actually a little bummed out now that getting back at him is exactly what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

Aggressive Deathclaw courting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650382
This image soothes my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650970
Docile Brahmen cuddling.
Playing 3 again. I love the DC wasteland

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650963
sounds cool, could you influence her when connected to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650972
When I was a shota, growing up in rural Kentucky, I had the best friend a shota could hope for, my dear old dog, Happy. Oh, the adventures we had!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650944

No I meant in general it felt slow.

To keep it on-topic, I'll use a comparison:

OG Doom-chan would force you to the ground and force rape you in a matter of seconds if you didn't keep moving.

D3 & Other Doom-chans went KYAAA~ SENPAI! and got quickly moneyshot.

Nu Doom-chan literally lays on the bed while you're in the other room and slowly moans "fuck me, I'm bored." But you don't feel like it so she just keeps doing this for an hour until you finally drag yourself into her "dungeon," apply liberal amounts of oil to your chainsaw and tear into her. But even then it's weird because she glows on occasion and the whole thing proceeds like time's slowed to a crawl (and not in the good way). Then when you're finally done she just yawns, turns over, and tells you to go add on a new room to the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650970
You'll never stalk raiders as she talks you and schlicks it to you hunting people. She'll never time her moans and cry out as you pull the trigger and juice herself as the last body falls.
>You'll never fall asleep shivering in the frigid wastelands only to be mysteriously warm by the time you wake up
>you'll never catch her sneaking into your bed at night and snuggling up, leaving just before you wake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650970
Agressive Cazaclaw courting.
Would your pelvis survive the monstergirl version of this?
Yes this is an actual mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650969
S-So do I alp him or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650945
You better deliver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650977
I want to wander the wastes with my Wolfu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650982
You confess and fuck that freshly minted alp pussy for all it's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650985
Oh boy, is it time for Fallout Monstergirls again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650591
>Tentacle bicorn

With all the shit I've read thus far I'd take this in a heartbeat.

You guys are honestly scaring me with all this mind manipulation stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650985
>Three Dog is a Cerberus
AWOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650981
I would probably have to pop some chems before I went anywhere near that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650982
Of course, just make the mindflay temporary. Let him fill with confusion as he comes to love taking the D. Was this what he wanted all along? Is the mindflayer making him want it, or was she the one making him not want it in the first place? Who knows?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650978
Yeah, I'll admit that it looks slower than OG-Doom, but then again, maybe ramping up the difficulty would make it faster by, I don't know, stuffing more enemies at you
I mean, that Hell segment was pretty chaotic
But, to keep it on-topic, quick question: Am I the only one who thought that Doom-chan seem like a carbon clone of Halo 5-chan except more violent? Like Yangire violent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650985
I'd post the relevant screencap for me, but then someone else already did so for no reason. So I'll just link to that >>13649989

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650983
Eventually. I have one I'm in the process of that I've put off for a couple days, and then one after that. I'll get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650988
>>13650995
>inb4 the mindflay actually fucked with your mind to make you confess to the alp because she has a fetish for pretending to be a cupid and making cute couples

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650977
>No underground gathering of ghoul girls in a museum
>No Nuka Cola factory with tall, blue mirelurk girls that hunt you through the factory
>No muscled, massive Super Mutant girls to carry you back to their lairs where they cuddle you to help rebuild the mistress's horde. Females end up with the more..direct method of converting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650974

You'll always be doing that in subconscious ways. Your emotions influencing her own slightly or your arousal starts to become her arousal as well. Minor stuff.

For other things, it's all dependent on what she's using it for.

If she's in your dreams you can probably take control of her presence within the dream provided you have enough practice.

Or with a lot of training and meditation you can probably learn to slightly influence her in the same way she influences you.

Beware of mutually influencing each other in this way.

The issue is that if you're not careful you'll both literally get lost in each other, lose your senses, until you become a writhing mass of emotions and stray thoughts that can't tell where they end and their partner's begins.

Best to mostly have one person in control. One person holding the tether to pull back their partner from the abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651001
I actually wrote a pseudo-profile for NukaLurks.
I posted it here >>13650989
Speaking of which here's some more profiles I capped. I didn't write these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650979
>You'll never catch her napping under the sun, warming herself, flayed out, belly up legs strewn everywhere
>You'll never freak initially, before sliding your knife out realizing this is a perfect opportunity to gather some prime materials
>You'll never gulp as your blade reaches her throat, her beautiful face scrunched up in a dopey expression, as if in a happy dream, her belly gurgling, and drool running down her cheek
>You'll never be centimeters away before you realize something.
>She's warm, and she kinda smells like your bedroll
>Or your bedroll kind of smells like her now.
>It'll never click, and you'll never just be content to curl up next to her and have a little nap
>She'll never wake up and blush as she sees you snoozing, head between her giant breasts, a leg tangled in with hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651006
I really want a Deathclaw. Those big claws and horns to hold while using her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651011

Tarrasque-chan is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650992
>Hello there capital wasteland, three dog here coming to you live from the capital waste land!
>More news today from the city of Megaton where the lone wanderer found that dark matter a husband so they don't have to worry about her going nuts on them and starting a city wide orgy.
>Hope he'll swing by and give me some help on that front, if it weren't for you guys I'd be one lonely girl.
>Any ways, it you guys and girl's see him wandering out there, give him a big ol' thanks from me!
>Until next time, three dog AWOOOOUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651005
Sounds like mind fucking should be left to the professional. Still would wanna cuddle her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651011
How about dem death animations in Fallout 4?

[Anonymous No.]

>YFW anon's speculations prove to be viable, with Mindflayers's powers
>YFW they're cold, sadistic, capricious and mean
>Dick, as in jerk, mindfkayer stories everywhere
>The NTR dam breaks
>Paladin posting at an all time high

Do it KC, pull the trigger.

Let it burn. LET IT ALL BURN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651006
Yep, saw them.
I wonder where the nightkin girls went.
I remember them being shy and going yan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651017
but anon I nuked the fuckers in megaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651017
If it weren't for that fact that my wanderlust is stronger than my sexual lust, I'd love to waifu Three Dog-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never work for an organization of humans who seal away violent monster girls.
>You will never go from being a wimpy jobber to an excellent fighter, able to take on an Ushi Oni in her prime all by yourself.
http://i.imgur.com/mqczIoE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650939
What the fuck are bear panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650925
>implying MGs wouldn't eat up a tragedy involving human boys

You forget your audience.

Besides, it's just finales and occasional cameos, just like how Catwoman was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651027
>AWOOOOO! Hey there guy's and girls! Hope you all are loving the wonderful weather we're having, soaking in that lovely green glow.
>New's out of Megaton today as the lone wanderer said a couple nasty words to the dark matter there and set her off.
>City's nothing more than a giant orgy now, although I wouldn't mind stopping by and getting that itch scratched.
>Still, not cool man, saying mean thing to a girl isn't good, no matter what the end is.
>Until next time, three dogs AWOOOOOUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651035
Plain white panties with a bear on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651033
>http://i.imgur.com/mqczIoE.jpg
King Form is probably the most badass looking Rider of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651038
in my game I was Good Karma(Bad Karma) Enclave following and listened to their radio more than 3dog, President Eden Waifu when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651028
>Not marrying her and wandering out so she has news to report.
>Not wanting to hear her give you comforting words for each good deed you do.
>Not wanting to come home and have her wet and ready for you from all you've done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651040
Huh. So she is in fact a kid. Dropped harder than sugar free brownies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651042
If Paladins gave out a copy of the King Form armour and sword if you joined the Order I'd fucking join so hard.

Then I'd just fuck off and keep the armour and sword for myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651022
You're the first Alp I'm making with my Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650219
))<>((

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651050
>Implying you'll be the one commanding her
>Implying you'll actually be in control in the relationship, and not just thinking you're in control.

Aww, how cute. Bless your little heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651050
How come you wanna make Alps anyway? They're needy and whiny and can't do anything right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651017
>>13651038
Well now I want more of these.
Especially if the positive Karma ones start to lean towards her slowly falling for the Lone Wanderer.
Y'know what? I think I'll do a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
>Camembert Domination
So is she like, smothering me in cheese, or denying me it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651054
He likes screwing boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651044
But Anon, I feel uncomfortable spending too much time in one place, and long distance relations rarely ever pan out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651054
They are still better than those paladin "extremists" who set the trash containers behind the monster girl hospital on fire all the time while laughing like maniacs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651053
I'm sure she'll want to make alps too. Alp making is a fun sport.

>>13651054
You know how some anons here have a fetish for breaking haughty girls? Well it's like that, but I want to break anons I don't like into alps. It's embarrassing to them and suffering gets me hot. Plus you can dick alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651064
What if the anons you don't like get off on being turned into Alps and then ask you to critique their sexual techniques?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651068
I go Gordan Ramsey on them and give them a harsh but fair critique, and if they start crying I give them a motivation speech saying I know they can do better.

[Anonymous No.]

From the desk of MGR's Translation Manager.

>Still editing the mind flayer, she should be up fairly early tomorrow central standard time. One thing to note is that based on KC's tweets this is one monster where the difference between what the wandering scholar observed and the full truth about the monster is actually a bit stark (though it is apparently because mind flayers don't want to reveal certain things).

Uhoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651063

Order thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHIbZw_0gUI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651074
Well there's a recipe for left field threadcanon if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651074
YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651074
Could be fucking terrible or pretty decent. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651043
>Is a familiar who just loves to preach the American way. (Golem would be Liberty Prime)
>"Hello America, Jane Henrietta Eden to bring you the most welcome of news."
>"As of tomorrow at noon, America will have it's first husband, Anon Y. Mous, a man after my, and America's, heart."
>"We will be broadcasting the ceremony live so that all of America can listen in to one of this country's core founding principles take place."
>"And that principle America, is strong family values, of husbands returning home to two smiling children and a home cooked meal curtsey of their wife."
>"My opponents may say that this marriage will...change my priorities but worry not dear listeners, my loyalty to America will be stronger than ever thanks to my husband."
>"Until we talk tomorrow my fellow Americans, this is Jane Henrietta Eden signing off.
>" Remember, stay strong, stay free, and be prepared to help build a new America. A better America."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651063
That's just proper disposal of DE-contaminated waste. Did you know those savages just dump it in the regular garbage dump? And then people wonder why we have such a bad Obake problem. They don't have to look at the sad faces of all those mattress girls and couch girls and living dolls. A man can only cuddle so many.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect a mindflayer from bullies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651010
Surprising a hunter that didn't know she could be loved. I like it. Especially for one like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651056
>Because one dog ain't enough, and two is too dull, it's us! Three Dog! How's everyone handling post-apocolyptia today?
>For those of you who don't know, near the city of Megaton there's, wait for it, a Vault! Yes a Vault, one of those near mythical underground bunkers where all the humans went to hide when the Demonic Energy bombs dropped, or at least, the lucky ones did.
>Most Vaults are either impenetrable or long since abandoned, but this one's actually got people living in it! And one of them actually came out!
>His name's James, and he swung by the GNR radio station because someone told him we could tell him about how things work around here.
>Now ladies, don't go hitting on him, even though she tragically died a while ago he's loyal to his wife, I know I was disappointed too.
>But everyone, be nice to our new wasteland brother. If you see James, give him a helping hand, maybe throw some Rad-X his way.
>And to anyone thinking they can get an easy husband from Vault 101, it's time for a reality check. They're not just gonna open the door for you and said door weighs about 13 tons. You're not getting in there.
>Anyway, until next time this is Three Dog signing AWOOOOOUT!
I'm gonna write another couple after this. This is fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651050

Try it, I'll strangle you with your own intestines faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651074
Can we panic now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651080
I'd put the Modified FEV in the purifier for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651075
>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At52XGlZ_3Y

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Remember to turn in for the tale's of Heather 'Daring' Dashwood and her stalwart ghoul maid "Argyle".
And be sure to watch out for the thread, don't want it burning down do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651074
>(though it is apparently because mind flayers don't want to reveal certain things)
[Desire to Know Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651072
YOUR VAGINA'S SO DRY THEY CALL IT PROHIBITION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651093
Tenpenny tower was great because of Dashwood, worth blowing up megaton and killing some ghoul scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651093
Have a cure for hiccuping baby dragons? Because that's what we have.

>>13651095
It's probably just the color of their panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tobiahime has been submitted for review to dlsite

SOON!

[Paladin-Chan No.]

Y'all need some purging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651074
Well, shit.
>mfw everything major happening in MGE is Mindflayers' big game
>mfw the Demon Lord is just a puppet, if an actual person at all

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a teacher at an integrated high school
>Strict no rape policy, this is a place of learning
>The school system softballs the monster girls academically though
>They know next to no history
>Decide to teach them
>Tell the class that you're going to be playing a movie
>Cheers all around
>Tell them the movie you chose was Saving Private Ryan
>The humans quiet down, the monsters don't really get why but are still excited for the movie
>Movie ends, a couple humans are putting on their best trying-not-to-cry faces
>The monsters are all borderline traumatized
>"I-i-i-i-it's just a movie right? I mean, t-t-t-t-that c-could never happen, right? R-right?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651098

Here's a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651098
YOU ARE SO LIFELESS IN BED, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DUTCH WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651106
We don't know yet, but keep the tanks warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651089
>Put modified FEV
>Allows males to be born and remove's excess Demonic energy.
>Those who have too much corruption are mindbroken into cuddlesluts.
>When her Enclave 'paladins' escort you back to her office you are greeted by the sight of her in a sundress cooking you some meatloaf and veggies, standing on a soapbox so she can reach the top of the stove and keep track of the veggies she's simmering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651106
Protect me from the scary monsters, Paladin-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651103
Have them take a deep breath and hold it for thirty seconds.
Fixes it every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651116
What a cute president, I'd make sure to reward her for such a nice meal. also enclave power armor looks the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651106
Gross humie please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651074
On a serious note, this only makes them better for a borderline grimdarkfag like me.

...Would make that is, if it wasn't for the shitty pseudo-MB squid thrown in. Don't want to get near that thing, nor (even for a short time) become one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651106
>That exposed skin
I like delicious thighs as much as the next guy but you're going to get your blasted legs chopped off if you do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651108
>TFW the Cambodia killing fields
>TFW WWII POW stories
>TFW learning about men like John Wayne Racy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Henry Lee Lucas

It's a perverse kind of feel.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use arcane rituals and an assload of demonic energy to turn a shy, blushing human girl into a unicorn!

Then I want to NTR her!

Then I want to turn her into a bicorn so I can build a harem on easy mode!

Am I a monster? Yes, but now she's a double monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651106

Don't you have some Matangos to catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651127
You'll only make then to want to save us from ourselves .

[Paladin-Chan No.]

>>13651113
Woah, woah, woah.
What are tanks?

>>13651117
Don't worry kid. No monsters are going to be taking your virginity today.

>>13651122
Traitor detected.
Initiating launch sequence.

>>13651125
I prefer to travel light
It allows me to get around more quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651108
>"There's a reason we stopped calling you all monsters. Because Man is the true monster."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651128
Or you could just dick every monster you like. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651132
They can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651132
Extremist monsters like Druella and Devil probably already think that.

They see mankind's wars, the injustice, the invention of condoms, and feel that they must save us from ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651134
>Travel light
My ass. If you were travelling light you'd have the decency to cover yourself up a bit. You're going to get scratches and end up with an infected wound. And nobody wants to ruin those thighs
And what if you trip up? Those pretty legs'll be logs on the forest floor with a good low horizontal slash
And don't even get me started on the corset

[Paladin-Chan No.]

>>13651130
Say that to my face bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651134
Big nice.armored cars with canons coming oThof them. They make shit go boom real nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651085
>Hey Nifty America, it's your president Jane Henri- Gotcha! Nah, it's me, the ever lovable Three Dog!
>Strap yourselves in kids because Mama Three Dog has some fresh gossip! You remember James, that Vault Dweller from Vault 101 right? Well it gets better! Another Dweller crawled out of Vault 101 and made his way all the way to the studio to see me, and I couldn't make this up if I tried, it's James' Kid!
>Okay, but this is where things get a bit sad. The kid's looking for his Dad, looking for James, and it's because James left the vault without telling his son why.
>I've learned that James is a scientist and is doing something big, real big, but James, your kid's out in this big crazy world looking for you. You might wanna find him too before the world chews him up and spits him out.
>And listeners, if you see the Kid from 101 out there, give him a pat on the back and wish him luck.
>Oh and ladies? He's single~!
One of her other heads comments that he's "Not half bad looking either."
The other one comments on his "Nice ass".

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to wonder if a story about a protective human onee-san trying to keep her little brother from being raped in a mixed human/monster city would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651140
They'll husbando you and rid you of all your nasty, violent thoughts. It's honestly better this way.

[writefag-kun No.]

random thought.
Would you a piranha girl?
and the rest of her pack in one massive mating frenzy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651145
Not to mention she's not traveling light. That looks like an incomplete set of plate armor. That's like carrying around a huge desktop computer everywhere instead of a functional and compact smartphone.

A gambeson, some chainmail, a coif, and kettle helm will do. Bucklers too.

That's traveling light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651134
I'll say it again. Humies are gross and smelly , and human women should all die virgins while the men have lots of loving sex with monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651130
>>13651146
Whoa there you two, calm down. Let's all get along here. There's no need for any purging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651136
That doesn't sound diabolical at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651151
They. Can't. Look at US. We're ready to burn the new girl to a crisp already. You can't fight nature.

Also, fuck you traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651121
>Get's America, or at least DC, stable enough to hold an election.
>She doesn't run because her terms are up.
>Goes full housewife who dotes on you and helps takes care of the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651148
>Insulting the president
I'm glad my speech skipped your quest

[Paladin-Chan No.]

>>13651160
Contact estimated in 4 seconds.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13651171
she is best robot president. I'm glad she didn't blow herself up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651148
>Have an argument with this girl
>It's 3vs1 everytime

I don't think I like multi headed girls anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651169
Once you having a loving monstergirl clinging onto you arm, you'll forget all of that and just be happy. Most people would prefer the life the monsters would give them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649994
Dice Tickling

May actually fit given where Mindflayers originated from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651156
Yeah. If it's these kind of piranha girls. Emphasis on girls since they should be swarmer types. pasta-ing Writefaggotry from MGU

Red Bellied Razortooth

Have you ever felt like you are conversing with a door knob, or a brick wall for that matter? Have you ever thought that the people you are talking to are as receptive as a gargoyle in daylight? For nearly six years I have waged a private war on the scientific community and still to this day they are as belligerent as ever. Hopefully with the publishing of this very piece of work I hope to finally lay such a silly feud to rest. So let us begin with the Red Bellied Razortooth.

Razorteeth are an offshoot species of devilfish and inhabit the freshwaters of tropical lands but they are not devilfish themselves. For the last decade most razorteeth have been mislabeled as devilfish and I will be damned if I continue to let this happen. Razorteeth are significantly smaller than most devilfish, their upper halves resemble that of a young girls, young girls with mouths lined with razor sharp teeth that is. Their tails are short, stubby and rounded and give the little miscreants surprising manoeuvrability in the water. The red bellied variety appear much as their same suggests, their undersides are a bright red, as is often their hair, and the rest of their scales are a dark mottled green. Red bellies are little more than four feet in length with petite frames that bely the quite large threat these little devils pose. Razorteeth lack the iconic dorsal fun of devilfish however share the same glutinous hunger that drives them. Razorteeth, red bellies especially, are carnivorous and will devour anything that falls into their waters, and anything that may wander too close will soon learn that these little mamono are experts at leaping out of their watery abodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651176
You can kill me, but you'll still be a loveless virgin. The closest you'll get to being laid is watching a monstergirl and her husband go at it, before you kill her because you're a jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651185
Red bellies are known to inhabit the entire length of the Nero River system but are most prevalent where the river winds it way through the steaming western rain-forests, the Calorong Jungle. There they scour the murky waterways and shallow pools for any morsels they can get their little hands on. During the rainy season most of the rivers and pools burst their banks as the jungle understory becomes submerged by floodwaters and it is during this time that red bellied razorteeth seek out new homes before the waters recede once more. And so heavy rainfalls can wash razorteeth into previously safe waterways which only tends to be noticed once a fisherman or two have disappeared without a trace.

If you were to ever travel through the Calorong Jungle than you will notice, with much annoyance, that a vast majority of the jungle is crisscrossed by streams, pools, rivers and swamps and nearly all of them are invested with red bellied razorteeth. Matters are only made worse as there are hardly any well travelled routes through the humid hell hole that is the jungle and most often than not one must swim to make progress and rarely does one return from the domain of the razorteeth.

Red bellies are possibly the most sociable of their kind, congregating in vast shoals of twenty or thirty mamono that churn the very waters when their excited. As a part of a larger shoal razorteeth are impish little delinquents that love to annoy and tease others however when seperated from their sisters they are fearful and skittish, preferring to shy away from conflict or swim away to cling to the side of a lover. By her lonesome a razortooth is a very bashful creature and can be quite doting, though it is a side she will hide from her sisters and it will only surface while her and her lover are alone. Because of this one rarely encounters a lone razortooth, with her sisters no doubt lying in wait in the nearby waters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651156
If they fuck as genki as they eat, nope. I'd rather have my penis stay attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651190
When a man enters their waters he is not immediately assaulted, razorteeth are wily creatures and will usually dart forward individually to grope a thigh, pinch a rump or fondle their target before quickly disappearing back into the murky depths. It only takes a few brave razorteeth to make a move before, as a whole, the shoal surges forth. Beneath a wave of lithe bodies, girlish squeals and supple slick skin he will disappear as each little girl, driven my a ravenous hunger, vies for a bit of her favourite dish. Shoals of razorteeth tend to share a single man amongst themselves and though they tease, nibble and fondle him endlessly their imperative is to make sure he is well looked after and well fed, which is understandable as one must to be in the best of shape to keep so many lusty mamono satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651168
Think if all the anti haremfags who'll be pulling their hair out when they see you walking down the street with 20 girls lusting after your dick because you're nice to them. Just that, you're nice, ccompletely fucking average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651194
Oh and here's a temporary pastebin with the related subspecies. If you want to see all that guy's stuff you can visit that graveyard of a site.

http://pastebin.com/Lr3Fsf5q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651181
You can't make me be happy. Jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651148
>AWOOOO! Listeners, it's Three Dog with a newsbreak for all of ya!
>This is the story of a poor little orphan boy from Greyditch named Bryan Wilks, whose home was recently overrun by an aggressive expansion from an overzealous Giant Ant hive.
>They were kidnapping just about everyone, and Bryan was next, when everyone's favorite Lone Wanderer, the kid from Vault 101, showed up and yes, this is where the story gets better.
>I don't know what that kid did, but thanks to the Wanderer, Greyditch is bustling again, this time with a few more married couples. Including one that adopted Bryan.
>So if you happen to swing by Greyditch, give little Bryan Wilks a high five and wish him and his family luck.
>Oh, and 101? Nice job kid.
One of her other heads can clearly be heard saying "Call me".

>>13651173
If she can't take a little ribbing from radio personalities she doesn't deserve the office.

[Paladin-Chan No.]

>>13651188

Awaiting confirmation of hit...
Hit confirmed.

Monster Slut has been terminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651208
Is this that fareunwell faggot again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651206
Why don't you want to be happy?

[Paladin-Chan No.]

>>13651210
No I'm a completely different faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651207
She was voted into the office so she deserves is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651208
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651212
It's complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651210
You think that guy was serious?

[writefag-kun No.]

>>13651156

Story time?
Story time.

Shit, you pissed off the local drug cartel and now they've captured you. You're shaking with fear. You remember hearing all kinds of stories about people being dropped in the amazon with cement feet only to be feasted upon by the native piranhas. You're currently in the back of a van, tied up, with a bag on your head. Suddenly, the van stops. End of the line.

They give you a few cuts on your arms and weigh you down with cement blocks. They kick you into the water and you wallow in despair as you sink to the bottom of the Amazonian river. Things start to get dark as you run out of oxygen. Before you're eyes drift shut, you see them. Dozens of them, wicked smiles filled with sharp teeth. They've come for you.

Continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651235
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651235
If this is leading somewhere cute and/or lewd and not somewhere horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651235
>Fangs

Face Punch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651235
>Continue?
How? You just drowned to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651255
He has a fate point to burn.

[Anonymous No.]

This centipede hands you an envelope. You open it to find her used panties. What do?

[writefag-kun No.]

>>13651235
You're suddenly woken as fresh oxygen fills your lungs. Your eyes jump open and you see a fairly petite young pirahna girl. She smiles wide, giving you a good look at her incisors. Her skin is a burnt caramel color They've already started shredding your clothes and cutting the ropes. You try to struggle free once the ropes are gone but their too strong. They pin you to the river bed with their immense strength. The first ones begin moving into position around your exposed manhood. One takes your flaccid shaft into her hands and gives it a light tug and a few more. She starts to lick the head and your begin to harden. A few more join in and soon your prick is smothered in the embrace of a piranha mating frenzy. Your manhood is encased in the sensation of many tongues running up and down it's length. Occasionally offset by it suddenly being swallowed. The constant varied sensation brings you to orgasm. You hips buck and you shoot your seed into the open water. They go into a frenzy trying swallow the freely floating cum.

>>13651259
I PUT THEM ON MY HEAD AND SNIFF THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
ask for some fresh ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Remember that one Spongebob episode where Mr. Krabs hands Squidward an envelope that's supposed to be his paycheck, and when Squidward opens it it's a pair of underwear, and Mr Krabs grabs it back saying that's his dry cleaning, and hands him his real check. I have a hearty chuckle to myself before I hand them back to the Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
I inhale deeply, partaking of her scent, before using them to jerk off, returning them to her the next day soaked in my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Toss it back in her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Begin to ponder how she wears anything below the waist.
thirty percent chance i say that out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
I put them on my head and go fight crime.
Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651207
[Intelligence 7] So you fight the good fight with your lewd voice on Galaxy News Radio?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if an oomukade was born without her poison but she never knew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Put them into my trophy binder under 'O'. Won't need to do Oomukade when we find THAT page!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
I get drunk on the musk, stuff them in my underpants, and then kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Miss Pede, I still need that report done by Friday, Monster Girl employees have always tried to seduce me to get out of work, you're not the first to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Smell them in front of her and ask for a kiss.

>>13651265
>piranha mating frenzy
Yes. This is real nice. Lets hope it stays that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651291
>She bites her crush when she confesses her feelings to him
>He accepts
>She thinks it was just her poison that made him feel love for her
>When really, he'd fallen for her entirely of his own volition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
Tell her thanks and go back home
Tell no one I sniffed them and masturbated to them
Oh god I've finally reached the level of perversion I tried to avoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651318
Make sure to bring some vibrators tomorrow to stick on her antennae

[Anonymous No.]

I want you to pull your eyes off the screen, look around where you are for fifteen seconds and tell me how lonely you feel while you think of the fact that your waifu will never be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651321
No. I may have fallen this far down the perversion hole, but not that far as to buying toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651329
Fuck off Marche.

[writefag-kun No.]

>>13651307
Had you worried did I?

>>13651265
A few take turns supplying you with oxygen as the stronger ones fight for the right to mate first. The largest one straddles you first. Her small breasts brush against your chest as she prepares to impale herself on you. First she pokes the head into her soft pussy and once the tip has pierced her she gets a ferocious smile on her face. She slams herself down to the hilt. Her pussy convulses and squeezes you, sending waves of pleasure shooting throughout your body. She flounders about on top of you, slamming the tip of your cock against her womb, quickly bringing you to orgasm. Once again you buck your hips, overcome with pleasure. You explode inside of her, flooding her small womb with your semen. Her face contorts in pleasure as she climaxes. She gurgles as she wriggles in ecstasy. After she finishes riding out the waves of her orgasm she separates from you and the next in line takes her place. They begin to lightly nibble on you here and there. You're forced to cum over and over again until your balls run dry. You never surface once. Once the final one has finished shivering from the pleasure. They all begin nibbling on you lightly. They leave small teeth marks on your skin, marking you as theirs. You are now indentured for the rest of your life as their mate. From now on you will fertilize the eggs of all the piranha girls.

ALL OF THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651329
Jokes on you Marche, escapism isn't even real in the first place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651329
FUCK OFF MARCHE

I know it isn't real but it's fun to pretend and make cute stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651329
But I do that every hour or so already anyway.

I was lamenting a lack of female friends that I hang out with routinely just earlier today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651338
Boner no, not now!
What anime is that pic from?

[writefag-kun No.]

>>13651235
>>13651338

I want to be gang raped by a legion of Lolis

>>13651347
I have no idea I just typed in
"loli mermaid" and and that's the first one that was really fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
I put them on my head and become a superhero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651347
Mayoi Neko Overrun.
It's from DVD specials, not the actual main run of the show itself.

[writefag-kun No.]

>>13651350
aaand here's the pastebin
http://pastebin.com/J0ZiGS5f

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651271
>Not jerking off with them right then and there and stuffing them in her mouth while you fuck her right in the pussy

Bruh...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate a paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651365
I want to turn a paladin into an alp and impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651358
What can I say? I have a fetish for seeing a girl put on and wear a pair of panties soaked in jizz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651367
shit taste/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651365
You want to be an Incubus and impregnate a paladin woman with your demon seed, transforming her into a monster girl in the process?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651259
wash them because centipedes are the legit stinkiest mg and it would probably make my house reek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651373
Well I don't want to fuck a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651372
And just how is your jizz going to stay wet that long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651374
nope just human+human and then our child fucks a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651350
>I want to be gang raped by a legion of Lolis
Yeah, I know that feeling. The piranha girls turned out nicer than expected. There are worse fates, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651365
I want to impregnate a pureubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651379
Well, I never said I wouldn't do it right in front of her, now did I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651380
That's a weird and seemingly very unfulfilling fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651376
Yet you specifocally want to go after a guy, to alp and impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a purecubus in a holy church

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651365
I want a monstergirl tie me to a bed and to step on a Paladin's head to force her to swallow my dick while calling the Paladin a slut.
I want her to force me and the Paladin to have sex while whispering to the Paladin about how she knows the Paladin secretly wanted something like this to happen and how she's going to make a great monstergirl.
I want the Paladin to slowly transform into a Succubus.
I want the Succubus-Paladin to retain her morals and immediately demand that I take responsibility and marry her.
I want to spend our wedding night impregnating her.
I get weird ideas when I'm tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651391
who is the mg forcing the paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651391
Approval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651388
Well I don't want to just impregnate a man. I want them to be a girl first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651383
>returning them to her the next day

Are you tired anon? Lack of sleep is murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651398
Stop doing drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651403
>Are you tired anon?
Yes. Yes I am.

I also have an ear ache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651372
What about pumping a girl full of your seed until her belly bugles, then blocking anything from coming out with an appropriate plug, then gingerly putting her panties on to keep it hidden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650168
And so Loli Kraken made friends and foe's alike. Being stuck in a tank has to suck though.

[Anonymous No.]

They say if you speak of a devil she shall appear

I want a big lusty devil onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651409

Eat an ice pop. Always helped me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651414
It's like a bubble, only you will horribly die if it pops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651410
Anubutt Fetishism 101.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651395
I dunno, your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651431
uhhh how about a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>"I-If it's your eyes...then I don't mind..."

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you will never drink from centaur tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651429
>Anubutt Fetishism 101
>not back and forth forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651444
Smaller clawhands next time!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651447
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651449
>Hating on big beautiful claws
Chinga to madre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651453
So, do you guys like
Big HONKING MEATY claws?
or smaller sized ones?
or human hands ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651447
you know what?
I don't really mind and I'm not even attracted to the horse part anyway.
I prefer snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651458
I like all of them. To hate on any is something only a lowly CHUD would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651447
Violent puking.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Shouldn't a Ryuu be blue, not green?

[Anonymous No.]

Either way, regardless of the color of claw size, it is always time for the reverse scale challenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651464
Will she share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651458
Claws like lizarman's are okay. Nothing beats human hands though.

!EM TA EMOC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651470
She's a hungry girl. Be careful, or else she might eat you next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651470
You see how fat she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651453
Preferiria a mi hija.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651479
She just seems a little bottom heavy. Nothing a few games of tag with her can't burn off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651484
Amerifat pls. Shouldn't you be in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651483
It always somehow comes back to daughterus, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651484
How vigorous are these games of tag? Are we talking about leaping five miles, running across oceans, smashing through mountains, and breaking off pieces of arctic ice the size of a state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651487
No blood relation incest is for pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651489
My favorite incest related fetish is Aunts. I don't know why, but they're at the top for me. I want an Aunty Jinko to fool around with behind everyone's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651488
Wurm works hard, Wurm plays hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651491
If all cards are on the table, I prefer sisters. A best friend who knows you/you know inside and out, who loves you unconditionally and you can fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651486
No, this is /fit/. Just as there are several /fit/ modes one can achieve there are varying degrees of fat modes. She looks like someone who is just starting to put on the extra pounds. Women tend to get fatter in their thighs first while men get fatter in the belly. Hence bottom-heavy. It's kind of hard to gauge with 2D and her frame being wide no matter how thin she gets, but if she were human she could stop being chubby in about 2 1/2 months.
>>13651488
Exactly. Wurm tag is hardcore. Hide and seek helps too, but the property damage is always enormous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651506
But she doesn't have thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna hear a joke? Human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651513
Oh, I got one! Human Rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651511
Hips then? The area where her thighs would be along with her hips. That's where most of the fat seems to be going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651515
That's not very nice. I'm telling your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649402
If she's doing that then she also needs to start the Gallon Of Semen A Day Diet
GOSAD

If she really wants gains that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651513
I want to fuck the smug squad until they're all pregnant.
Yes I will take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651513
I want to smug snug them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651519
>pregnant smug sex
>all your daughterus will be smug right out of the womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651513
I wish kakuen weren't so fucking plain.
They must be some of the most boring monster girls despite having That Ass and being members of the smug quad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651513
>>13651515
I want my waifu to take me to an Amazon comedian's show and we laugh at silly things, like human boy's crying about rape, the order, and that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651526
My waifu would never laugh at such crude humor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651524
They're chronic masturbators that are notoriously lazy. You just have so much in common with them it SEEMS normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651220
->You don't desire a loving wife who cares for and cherishes you? That gives you a reason to continue living while encouraging to accept your human nature and find peace in lust and love?

->You don't want to betray the human race? To be another shallow, selfish and indulgent mistake of a human being. A man who puts his desires over the greater good, completely uncaring of his actions consequences?

->You're a jerk.

Am I doing this right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651527
Your waifu is Sok with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayer is in the Scylla family, she CAN'T be bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651527
bonnet lizard is olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651527
Faggy threadcanon aside, she's damn cute like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651547
*tips bonnet*
M'lord


It's certainly an amusing mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651527
I want to buy her a nice Victorian dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651538
Ship sinker apologist okease go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651552
I want to hug and kiss her while she wears her old fashioned bathing suit at the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651554
Pirates, giraffes, and ship sinkers are cool. My pirate adventure manga told me so.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you explain harems to your kids, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651555
I want to give her a nice blue dress so we can ballroom dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651564
I explain that they're for warlords and for pimps. Then I raise her not to be any of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651564
Just a big, happy extended family who all live together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651564
>"The big mangaka up in the sky turned my SOL into haremshit but was nice enough to give me an ending with closure."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651564
Quite easily, Mouse Girls are communal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651554
>not liking kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651572
I want to have a tickle fight with a Kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651573
You gonna lose my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651572
>Making a ship in a bottle

Hahahaha what a neeeeerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651578
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651571
You have fine taste, even if I'd rather dote on one mouse instead of a horde. And adorable sleepy mouse that squeaks when I hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651582
Nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651577
It's inevitable that I'll lose, but I want to see how much I can make her laugh before she strikes back at full power.

When she's concentrated on something, I'll ambush her with tickles until she turns the tables.

>tfw you ambush her so often that her tentacles reflexively start tickling as soon as you're in range and while she's still facing away from you

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Meat Golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651605
Depends. Can I reach in and stroke her womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651611
I'm going to presume so.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Think of five things that aren't monster girls in spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651618
I might do it for the novelty. But I really like skin. and seeing literal fat tits would just put me off, I feel. Could be cool though. Parting her muscles to play with her spine as we kiss. Thigh jobs where you just part her muscles and stick your dick in and let her flex to jerk you off, grinding your dick head against the walls of her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651628
Jackie chan
Jackie chan
Jackie chan
Jackie chan in spats
Jackie chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651628
Cheese, cars, dinosaurs, Jackie Chan, Snakes.

Boom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651629
>grinding your dick head against the walls of her heart.
This reminds me of a doujin

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst thing a mindflayer could do to your mind that you would forgive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651661
Make me a pretty girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651661
Erasing my inspiration and ideas.

I can deal with having my emotions screwed with, but having this happen to me would be utterly shattering.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster gives the best mimikaki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651661
making me enjoy putting things up my butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651661
>That I would forgive
Ooh, tough one. I guess just shelfing my will for a day and selfishly leading me around on her whim. I'd be pretty pissed and probably not talk to her for a while, but that's to sort of thing would just peeter out until I get over it and figure the grudge has outlived itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651666
Inspiration and ideas are worth bunk if you don't do anything with them. Maybe you do, but personally, given I tend to think up a lot of things and never do anything with them, I wouldn't mind having such erased, so I would stop feeling shitty about not doing more with them.

Now erasing my aspirations, dreams and goals on the other hand. That would be unforgivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651681
Anything with very dexterous hands, and canonically dwarves have the best in that regard. But the real answer is anything you want sailor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650296

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651665
>She thinks it's hilarious how you keep wearing dresses around the house and referring to yourself as 'she'
>Hilarious up until she rips off the dress that night for loving rape and realizes that you spontaneously alped
>You don't realize anything's wrong since her control is still under affect. What's wrong with a pretty girl like you having a vagina?
>She turns pale thinking on just how badly she fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651564
In our religion, harems are haram.
This does however provide a good context for my waifu to teach a family technique.
>Repentance through crotch violence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651694
Yuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651694

>Mindflayer-chan decides to turn this from her personal nightmare into the Fisherman's Wife's Daughter Part 3: The Re-Tentacling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650630

>TFW you're actually kinda into the trashy, bimbo look; big fake tits, big soft lips, big damned 80's hair and thick, meaty curves.
>TFW you've had a recurring dream of being rejected by a childhood friend MG so she can go chase after some dense harem guy, and being savagely raped by a pair of curvy, faceless old Kejourous warped in such a way after pissing off a Lilim shortly after, sandwiched closely between them, wrapped up in their hair and kissed and sucked on all over to both mark you with their scent and try and get you addicted to their lewd forms. And then subsequently being blackmailed into coming back for more every day.
>TFW not having to feed the afore-mentioned childhood friend bullshit when she calls, wondering where you've been, and they answer your cellphone and make you talk to her while one has you held tight and balls-deep in her, silently kissing and sucking on your neck, as the other quietly holds you from behind, wrapping and caressing you all over with her hair while holding the other one's ass and rythmically thrusting you into her.
>TFW no animalistic, marathon-rape in a room filled with cameras, where the walls and ceiling are lined with mirrors so that no matter where you look, you can't escape your debauched forced-mating with them that slowly evolves into gentler cuddlerape with the passage of weeks as you become less and less resistant and they find it harder and harder to keep up their 'Domineering Mistress' act.
>TFW no moment of surprise when you wrap your arms around one for the first time during one of your daily sessions, and watch her face instantly twist in a mind-numbing orgasm. Prompting you to drive both into a delirious, ahegaoing mess with gentle kissing, hugging and fucking.
>TFW no dawning realization that for all their bluster, they were really just lonely women, desperate to be wanted again as you lay cuddling them in the aftersex.

...Am I weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651713

To the pyre with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651713
>>TFW you've had a recurring dream of being rejected by a childhood friend MG so she can go chase after some dense harem guy, and being savagely raped by a pair of curvy, faceless old Kejourous warped in such a way after pissing off a Lilim shortly after
I remember you.

And yes. You're the weirdest person here, bar none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651713
That was disgusting but it kept getting a little better with each line until becoming a solid B+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651723
There's always the nercopedo guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651723
>You're the weirdest person here, bar none.

O... okay. I'll just go back to drinking my beers and being quiet now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651727
A necropedo sounds like some terrifying undead weapon of war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651727
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651727
No, see. Simply weird is mostly innocent in its connotations. This bimbo Kejorou guy, he's weird. Weirdest of us all maybe, but we're all a bunch of weirdos in our own way[s].

Necropedo guy? He's freaky. On a rather disturbing level.

>>13651734
As you were anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651727

...The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651741
>>13651744
A guy who has a couple times mentioned a fantasy of stumbling across the corpse of a young girl, perhaps dashed upon the rocks by a lake or some such. He would then desire to take this corpse, and use it as his own personal sex toy. He's also mentioned fetishizing the aspect of bodies voiding their bowels on death.

I'm sure somebody's screencaped it. It's too crazy not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651701
>>13651702
>>13651694
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh, how dreadful. I seem to have spilled my glass of 30-year rosé, and in a most humiliating place. It would be a shame for it to go to waste...untasted, unenjoyed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651735
It's a mana infused torpedo that turns everyone caught in the explosion into undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651751
Don't worry ma'am I'll get a cloth and clean it right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651751
Indeed it would. See if you can scoop some of it back into the glass and I'll give it a taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651751
This slave needs disciplining

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651735
>"SIR! HULL BREACH ON DECKS 2 AND 3! ... We're not leaking much, it seems to be lodged in."
>"It was a dud?"
>"No sir! The men on deck are reporting a boarding action! The payload was skeletons!"

And then the wight captain of the opposing vessel would hail and threaten to fill your ship with zombies and ghouls if you didn't meet for an evening of parley and fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651751

>Those tits

10/10

>Scroll farther down
>Them thighs
>Them hips
>That ass

20/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651767
>The payload was skeletons!"

God help us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651735
>>13651741
>>13651744

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651582
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651751
Anon...I hate to break it to you but that isn't an elf.
I know the flesh and exquisite underwear are distracting, but did you even look at the rest?
>stained glass background
>skull
>purple eyes with slit pupils
>TRANSPARENT FEATHERED WINGS
>HORNS GROWING OUT OF HER HEAD

That is either an epic level elf or you just got taken in by a succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651803
We gotta do the ultimate test.

The ear touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651811
She seems mildly pleased with your touch until your hand accidentally brushes against the curved horns, at which point she involuntarily moans despite her attempt to stifle it.

What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651803

I'unno. If it's an Elf then it's an extraordinary Elf. If it's a Succubus then it's a highly unusual one. Succubi tend to not have feathered, translucent wings. That seems like more of an angelic or even Faerie kinda thing. Here's my guesses...

>Corrupted Queen Elf
>Succubized Angel
>Eldritch Fae

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651803
>Succubus pretending to be an Elf
>"So you're an Elf, huh? Fine, I'll treat you how Elves deserve to be treated"
>She thinks she's going to get the fucking of her life
>Until
>You slap her in irons and make her work in the fields
>"This isn't how this was supposed to go! This isn't what was supposed to happen!"
>"Shut up and keep working, if you're not done by sunset I'll leave you out here for the Orcs"
>Go back inside and fuck your house Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651817
Oh that's a succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651811
I can just imagine anon touching a succuslut's ear for this test while she stares at him bewildered.

Then he'll try to rub them and nothing will really happen.

After that I'm sure he'd leap back point in her direction and yell something like YOU'RE NO ELF YOU SUCCUSLUT!

Then anon was raped and never heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651818

>Succubized Angel

What if it's an Angelized Succubus? She's only partially purified so she's still lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651826
How does one purify a succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651818
At how many levels of template and modifier does a normal MG take on a Lilim?
In a dick sucking contest or something of course, I doubt they'd resort to open combat.
>Angelic Succubized Elder Eldritch Queen Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651751

Hmm. The knife ears scream 'Elf', but lots of Monsters can potentially have pointed ears. The horns say Succubus. But the wings are weird and not really placeable.

The motif is throwing me off the most. There's a very strong flower motif going on with some more wing-like designs that look both angelic but also maybe kind butterfly-ish? But then the skull completely stands out.

...Fuckin' hell, lady, what are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651828

Talking about your feelings.

Your NON-SEXUAL feelings.

Caring more about her as a person and worrying for her concerning things that aren't sexual in nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651833
monstergirl cosplayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651838
>Caring more about her as a person and worrying for her concerning things that aren't sexual in nature.

That just confuses the shit out of them. It's like a computer being confronted with a logical paradox.

>He cares about me
>But doesn't want to fuck me
>But...he cares about me, so he wants to fuck me
>But he doesn't want to fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651841
>>13651833

She's a human. Wearing contact lenses. The horns and wings are both fake. The ears are stick-on. Nice try, lady. Ain't fooling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651850
All she wants to do is become one of those monster girls you love so much? Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651833
I can see anon contemplating this then being dumb enough to ask that question straight up.

Fuckin' hell, lady, what are you?
>Excuse me?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651854
And then she gets afflicted with MAMONOMANA and the cosplay sticks as part of her.
Original the Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651838
That'd be a funny conversation

>Feelings? You want to talk about my feelings? Sure.
>I love the feeling of your cum dripping off my tits
>Your dick thrusting in and out of my ass is pretty good too
>sucking on it is a definite A+
>Getting fucked until I faint is always dandy
>...
>Non-sexual? You mean like, without sex?
>I guess I like it when we hold hands and stuff...
>And talking about our future makes me feel all... it makes me feel...
>I-I'm not blushing! Don't just ask embarrasing stuff like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651856
>Fuckin' hell, lady, what are you?

>Ojou-sama laugh
>Graceful hair-flip
>"Categories are for peasants, my dear."
>Sips wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651856
That is probably the most realistic reaction to finding an MG in your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651828
Find a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651856
>>13651833
>>13651865

>Spend months idly researching Monstergirl anatomy and classifications, including exceedingly rare genetic variants
>Faithfully memorizes every compendium of Monstergirl physiology that he can find
>Feels confident
>Feels prepared
>Strolls boldly into Monstergirl City, satisfied that he is armed with knowledge
>"Alright, I'm ready. Got it covered. Nothing's gonna surprise me, nothing's gonna distract me. I've got it all figured o-...what the fuck is that goddamn thing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651862
>Yeah well you're trying to seduce this peasant, so you can answer my question or you can fuck off, I don't care which at this point because I can walk two blocks and be up to my ears in tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651872
Cupid and Mindflayer, dynamic duo or arch-nemeses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651877
Let's be honest. She's rich as fuck and as thick as a ten-dollar milkshake, you're already seduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651883
I was seduced at ojou laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651882
Hero and anti-hero kind of deal

>cupid does her best to set up single monstergirls with humans she thinks have good compatability
>Mindflayer does the same, but even when they're already in a relationship as long as she thinks they're good together
>Cupid is praised by the city for helping put an end to decreasing birth rates and improving happiness
>Mindflayer is treated like a horror tale for naughty children despite actually helping people much like cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651876
MGC, a new surprise around every corner.
>>13651882
Dynamic duo and allies to Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651876
>Anon reviews all the texts each month before entering the city
>But is always one day too early before KC releases another entry
>Anon always runs into the same monster just released in the Encylopedia while entering MGC
>Always accidentally says something rude in vain of "What are you"
>And is always raped for it, only this time he can't remember who he was raped by since it was a Mindflayer
>He reenters the city again the next day after he forgot
>And is raped by the Mindflayer again
>This repeats several times until she gets bored

One day anon will enter MGC with all the knowledge under his belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651828

>Deny her sex, using either self-flagellation or meditation to prevent her magic from corrupting you
>Get to know her, not as a Succubus, but as a person. Try to find out her name if she has one, think of one for her if she doesn't.
>Spend weeks, months nurturing your relationship with her. She still takes care of her sexual needs through other means.
>When it comes to make her your bride, don't immediately go for the Gold and fuck her like a stallion.
>Fondle her, kiss her, play with her. Make her ready for you without her using the natural empathic abilities she has. She has to know you love her from the bottom of your heart outside of "He's only into me because of my glamour magic"
>Fuck her in missionary position, mating press
>Focus more on her pleasure than your own, pacing yourself to maximize your performance
>Pet her head during the coital act, hold her hands
>Or, if you're a real bastard like me
>Lean down to her as your shaft slides in and out of her grasping sheath and tell her just how much you love her
>By giving her a name, but not just any name.
>The name of your new wife, the name of the Succubus who stole your heart, and who's heart was stolen by you
>Fill her full of your seed, you can already see her skin and eyes changing, her tail and horns disappearing
>Wake up the next morning to the blissful feeling of your Angel waifu's wings around you as she snuggles into your arms
>Kiss her, love her
>Have beautiful daughterus with her, going at it like rabbits until she conceives
>It's best when you're both in seated position with her arms and legs draped around you as you thrust into her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651888
Mindflayer-chan could mess me up if she wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651903
I'd ask for a tour guide in MGC. Preferably a paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651912
>You will never be stolen out of your loveless marriage by mindflayer-chan who pre-emptively makes your wife forget who you are and your relationship together.

[Anonymous No.]

>Canidae master race
>Remove feline from premises immediately
>"Vhere are your papers? Vhat is your name?"
>"I see you have good vere-vulf frau, ja? You hurry to your home, have good time. Bring many strong, pure hündchen into this world."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651913
>Getting a Tour guide of a city

The "Fresh" Alp community center is 2 blocks down and on the left "sir".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651934
Hey man I don't want to take a wrong turn and end up in the Devil Bug district.

[Anonymous No.]

CANIDAE STRONG

CANIDAE PURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651937
Uh-huh...

Just try not to hurt anyone with those horns on your way over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651942
DOGS CAN'T LOOK UP AND THEY SMELL EACH OTHERS' DIRTY DOGBUTTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651945
Jeez okay anon I'll go by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651942
If she's a dog, how come she's got kittywhiskers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651953
I could guide you through the dangerous streets, but it'll cost you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651955

Dogs and foxes both belong to the samily biological family, Canidae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651961
If she's a fox, how come she's got black mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651942

Hiltraid pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651966
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/u/TvyamNb-BivtNwcoxtkc5xGBuGkIMh_nj4UJHQKuorbUlp1Zik3ypn6s28nh9ElbaT1xCwrWggVOUQ/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651960
How much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651970
I need about tree-fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651971
...waaaait a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651973
>And it was then I realized, that sleazy hired gun was actually an eight-storey crustacean from the Paleozoic Era

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651978
I can't wait for all the stories when KC makes a Loch Ness Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the closest living relative to the T-Rex! That means you can't bully or chase me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984
Fine, I won't chase you. However, I will set traps so I can watch your plump thighs squirming as you try desperately to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984
Bitch, I got a giant crate of ACME products that says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651997
That's pretty old school anon.

I don't think it will work on the new and cool hip MGs of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984

>TFW T-Rex chan is 25 years old and still likes to eat goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984
But... but don't you want me to chase or bully you? Do you really not like it? Cockatrice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652012
ACME armor is still nigh indestructible. You'd survive getting an anvil dropped on your head. Course it's hard to see out of with the petrification reflecting visor and almost soundproof so you have to communicate with a diver sign or a notepad. But I wouldn't strap on a pair of rocket skates without out.

You ever catch a cockatrice with real ACME rocket skates and a tunnel painted on a wall? More romantic to them than a thousand candlelight dinners. That's how you get husbandoed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652068
>Cuddling cockatrice waifu
>As you stroke her hair she lets out a soft meep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652080
>Bite her ear
>"M-Meep!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984

Cockatrice needs more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984
>>13652123

No they don't given their schtick is fairly stupid. Dumb petrification chickens. Dumb dumb dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652093
>>13652080
>>13652068

>Meeping blue ponytail cockatrices and the knights who catch them

Yesssss. I wish I didn't have to go to bed right now. If you guys don't do anything with this by the time I get up then I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652127
They just want to play tag, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652127
>one of the few mgs with standards
>dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652127
As opposed to what? Medusa? They're dumb petrification snakes according to your logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652137

Snakes are superior to chickens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652142
Chickens are fluffy, give us eggs and are bros who stop fights between individuals regardless of species, like that one video of two chickens broke up a fight between two rabbits.

What do snakes do, again? Crawl around and bite things? Though as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652147
Snake... has had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire an alp to babysit the holstaur, cockatrice and weresheep kids! Her alp instincts will kick in and she'll a̶l̶p̶d̶r̶u̶c̶k̶ play with them so much that when I come back they'll all be exhausted and ready for dinner and bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652147

They also helped negotiate peace between humanity and the ayys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984
But cockatrice-chan, I thought that was the ostrich!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey there, wanna come to a party? Well, okay, TECHNICALLY there might be some connection to Bacchus, praise Him, Everlasting God of Insanity, Wine, and Hedonism. But hey, no pressure! No pressure at all! No strings attached here!

The wine'll be never-ending and we've got a full menu! Tomato and pine-nut stuffed beef tenderloin, double-fried ham drizzled with fresh honey, fried veal with raisins, roast tuna with mint and onion, ostrich ragout with candied dates. Got any special requests? We can get it!

There may also be oil wrestling. And an orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652172

I want lamb shank with a side of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652172
You had me up until that very last bit. I'll pass, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652172
I don't do parties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652174
Spiced lamb shanks served mildly warm and served atop the body of a nude woman can be arranged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652186

No, you don't get it.

I want a marinaded lamb shank with only the finest red wine served to me on top of a platter of greens. I want to knead and tenderize the meat of the dish, locking in the succulence of the dish with a bit of theatricality and clay if He has made it available.

Then I want to give you daughters. Many, many, many daughters. Enough daughters to make Bacchus my unofficial father-in-law. Right here. Right now. In front of everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

She looks disappointed. What did you do this time, you rascal?

[Anonymous No.]

Faceless man MG when? You know you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to feed your waifu properly.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50903443

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652257
>mfw the waifu will eat anything I make
>as long as there's my semen on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652267
You just had to remind me, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Husband, are you in the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652241
Not letting her awoo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652257
Well, mine doesn't need to eat really, but I guess I could make her something nice if she ever asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652241
She wouldn't stop barking so I put the shock collar on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652257
>implying I'm the one who cooks
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I hereby nominate Hathor for the position of Empress of MILFgaard! Got a worthier one, let's see her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652273

>The only male in a pack of raptors
>He's the Alpha

The smut writes itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652329
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651984
>>13652068

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652397
That looks fucking radical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652397
Loved watching roadrunner as a kid.
This makes me smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652326
Hathor is a MILF? Into the trash she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652409
>not knowing Hathor was a MILF
>not liking MILF
Into the trash you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652409
>>13652419
There's no room in the trash, go somewhere else. Like wherever Jinkos go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652397
He better try to win her over with a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs a good cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652420
They go to them land of no options, depression eating until someone carries them free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652432
An ethic cleaning. Purging the alps, monoeyes, faggot cats and centaurs so only the good waifus remain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652420
>Hates milfs
>Hates Jinkos

>>13652439
>Hating monoeye

Why hate the cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652439
And leave the people with shit taste?

Not much of a final solution, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652444
They're ugly dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a tic
KC's siren is a harpy, right?
Isn't it supposed to be a mermaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652468
What did you expect of a nip?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a childhood Dog girl friend
>You'll never give her rubs in all her sensitive spots
>you'll never feel her lick you all over
>you'll never help her around when she's pregnant with your litter
>you'll never hold your puppy daughterus as she sleeps after the birth
>she'll never carry one to you by her mouth and the puppy's nose touches yours
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652477
I understand your suffering, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652424

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652477
>You will never have a childhood Dog girl friend
Good, I want a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652480
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652444
I hate neither MILFs or Jinkos, silly.
>>13652480
Who's awesome? You're awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652480
You're amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652484
>you will never see a jailbait bishie nerd get stalked by a tall, sporty Werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652493
Good, jailbait bishie nerds deserve no love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652493
>you will never see a huge baraman get snuck up on by a spats-wearing mind flayer loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652497
Why do you gotta be that way, anon?
>>13652500
Opposites attracting is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652397
>>13652480
WHY IS AMAZO TRYING TO COURT THAT LOVELY BIRD ... REPTILE CREATURE?

AMAZO IS ROBIT, HE HAS NO NEED FOR LOVE AND MG'S! IS HE JUST AFTER HER PETRIFICATION POWER?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652503
Gap moe is my fetish. Either secretly cute scary girls or gloomy shy depraved cock goblins are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652505
>Amazo
I just see a dude in a modified version of Sam Gideons armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652497
>Good, jailbait bishie nerds deserve no love
Then there's this faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652514
Anon, I know you think you're a jailbait bishie, but let's be honest: You're just a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652505
>ROBIT

Shut up, Zoidberg.

[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when nerdy bara
>the girls I like probably want bishies
>the girls that like bara would probably make fun of my hobbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652531
What's a bara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652531
They want anyone, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652538
Yaoi is generally made for women so it features feminine pretty-boys, where as Bara comes from the name of a magazine that featured gay porn made by men, for men. So the males in it tended to be extremely masculine, unlike with yaoi.

The word bara used to describe body type means a very large, manly, muscular guy. Kind of Jap version of bearmode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652531
You would be swimming in Cyclops pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652531
Hard squats soon, fellow beefcake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652547
>Yaoi is generally made for women so it features feminine pretty-boys, where as Bara comes from the name of a magazine that featured gay porn made by men, for men. So the males in it tended to be extremely masculine, unlike with yaoi.
Nigga you what. Bara is popular between fujoshis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652555
Just repeating google, nigga. Take it up with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652552
I would love to ream a flustered flat cyclopses tight lovepussy in the missionary handholding position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652531

Hey, at least you're not a squat like me.

No one takes you seriously when you look like you were born in Erebor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652571
You mean you'll have sex with her like a real person? Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652574
Hit on dwarf chicks, they'd love you.
Or hatesex an elf or goblin.
Maybe you can dig too greedily and too deep into Balrog-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652531
>that feel when fat
>girls I like would want bara or bishies
>I'd probably end up with a devil bug or beelzebub unless I found a kiki to whip me into shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652586
Could always put all your points into strength and be a stage 1 boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652586
Git gud, fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651535
No, you fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652397
>>13652480
You make me want to learn to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652584

>Hit on dwarf chicks, they'd love you.

I can do that.

Well, not KC's dwarves, the whole 'toddler' thing doesn't quite do it for me. But other fantasy dwarves?

Goddamn AFFIRMATIVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652615
I want to share an Elf-wench with my fat, hairy Dwarfbro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652617
>sharing
Bollocks to that, let him buy his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652617
Does he have a face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651564
Papa is more irresistible than triple layer chocololate at a fattie convention, and none of his friends want to stop sampling his goodness, so they decided to share.

Do you understand, pumpkin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652621
But anon, we're down on our luck because we took that damn Elf into our party and then we didn't make any money from the adventure because she just wanted to deliver tea and cakes to some dryads inna woods!
>>13652622
I dunno, all I've ever seen is beard and eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652624
No, his social-link with me is way to low for me to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652625
>his social-link with me
What? I'm the one who's sharing, not you! Get your own Dwarfbro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651698
Tamamo is the best fox-girl
I want to see her drawn now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652624
Then he's not a faceless rape dwarf and you won't need to worry anything bad happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652403
>>13652397
>>13652480

Is that ACME Anon the proud son of King Radical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652627

Dwarfbro here. You can just have the Elf.

Seriously, dude, I don't know you well enough for that kind of shit and I'm not sure I particularly ever want to.

[Anonymous No.]

STAND UP AND FIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take advantage of homeless monstergirls!

>soup captcha
Yes, a soup kitchen scam! It's perfect, Captcha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652639
That's not the Dwarfbro I know. I remember waking up in a tub of Slime with you and the Bard after a night none of us remembers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652641
NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652648
But the sergeant said...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652646

Skooma's a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652641
Can I sit down and fight? I've been standing all day, I'm kind of tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652641
Slap them titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652641
For all eternity, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652652
The sergeant has a sword made of blue and isn't wearing armor.
My guess is that she's drunk and the night will end in us getting in a stupid fight because someone called her flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652658
No, you need to make a sword out of red stuff and make whooshing noises while fighting her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651818
>Fae

ABORT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652659
No.
I don't do red.
I don't do magic.
And I most certainly don't do wooshing noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652662
You're so lame! Red things that go whoosh are best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652662
>not making whooshing noises with your dick
I'm sure daggers are great too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652656

>Slap left.
>Slap right.
>Tackle to the floor.
>Show her my sexual tyrannosaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652666
Charlotte Aznable please.
Don't you have an echidna family to stab in the back?

>>13652668
blades a worst.
Maces a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652676
>Not liking sharp things
It is almost like you got pleb tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652676
>Maces a best.
But maces whoosh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652676
>Charlotte Aznable
I know not this beautiful woman you speak, I am lieutenant Grando Vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1AAXRu3TBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652683
Sure, whatever you say.
Next you'll be telling me you aren't Casvala Diekun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652678
What is the sharpest waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652695
Esdragon, the edgy Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652695
Smrt Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7woW7DmnR0E

>You'll never grit your teeth through the pain and help carry your equally bloodied waifu off the battlefield, leaving behind the two of you nothing but corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652645
>MG blowing you in an alley, looking up at you, and the warm plate of soup you promised to give her when she's done

I know this makes me a bad person, but I honestly don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652714
At least give her the soup, being unnecessarily mean is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652695
Glacies for feet, Mantis for arms, Baphomet for mind, Unicorn for head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652720
After I give her MY soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652720
I want to take in a homeless werekitten and werepup and take them to my mansion and feed them till there nice and plump, all while telling them how much I love to serve monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Papa?
Uh-oh, you goofed and the egg hatched while your waifu was out! Now what will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652726
>plump
>serve monstergirls

No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652730
IT'S A COOKBOOK! A COOKBOOK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652729
MG newborn can differentiate sexes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652729
That's not my egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652735
She's a Dragon, fuck you and your logic.
>>13652736
That makes it even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652729
Bathtime then cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652726
I want to make them from homeless to proper maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652738
For the kid or the mommy? Or possibly Zoidberg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652737
Are you almighty dragons kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652730
>H-hey Gracie, do you think that guy's kind of weird?
>"What do you mean? He's taken us in and is giving a food! What's weird about that."
>W-well, don't you think we're getting kinda plump?
>"We'll burn it off, it's just puppy, er...Kitten fat! Besides, he says he's going to be doing something with us pretty soon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652745
Never heard of him, I'm just a Dragonslut who doesn't want to deal with fancy logic when there's cute to be had!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652743
Kid first, we'll probably still be in there when mommy gets home. She'll join in and the we'll have threeway-daughteru-sandwich-cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652734
You reminded me of that episode in Angel where some rich mucks are gonna eat a werewolf.

>>13652743
And you, Homer's pet lobster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652737
There must be some Dragon out there confused that she has a harpy daughter. We should find each other and trade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652756
Not Snippy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652729
This >>13652738

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652758
Pfft, fuck that, I'd watch the hell out of that show.

>Come home
>Dragon wife serving tea to the daughter after she strained her throat after she tried to breathe fire like mommy

>Harpy wife bandaged all over because dragon daughter though she smelled like HFC and couldn't stop at one bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651727
we don't talk about that guy. please don't talk about that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652756
>first spoiler
Ah yes. Based vampire, trading in shitty humans for wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamit, the bound-to-cause-shitfest Mindflayer's profile is probably up in a couple hours and I gotta sleep and miss all the fun.

Well anyway, good luck on that one & and don't burn down the thread. Or do, if it'll come out to be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648016

I guess OP's picture was a little too risque

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652773
I think we already blew our loads early in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652746
>You will never watch a plump dog girl and catgirl lick each other clean from the whipped cream you covered them in while they give you intercrural

Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652746
>werepup goes whole hog on food, thinking she may be back on the streets at any time, and gets flat out fat.
>Werekitten gets suspicious and merely ends pudgy until she runs to her friend screaming about how he has a book called "To Serve Monstergirls"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652789
You.
I'm laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.]

You come home and your meido greets you like this. What did she do and how will she be punished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652790
>>13652793
>Confrontation day comes, werekitten is putting on a brave face but shaking slightly as she tries to call him out on fatting them up so he can eat them.
>Werepup is nearly in tears with a look of betrayal on her face.
>Neither of them expects you to start laughing and take the book from them, opening it up and showing them that it's actually a butler's guide on how to serve monster girls.
>werepup goes from sad to happy in less than a second, slamming into your leg and wrapping you up in a hug while werekitten has a mortified look on her face.
>You ask them if they'd want to be your masters
>Cut to eight years later and they're both laying on the bed as they 'order', because they still aren't used to being in charge, you to take their first after desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652797
Aww she just wants to go for a walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652468
>>13652472
Shows what you guys know.

>Sirens were believed to combine women and birds in various ways. In early Greek art, Sirens were represented as birds with large women's heads, bird feathers and scaly feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652777
I don't think anything was showing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652797
Thanks maid, you reminded me to walk my dog.
>can't let that fucker get too fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652797
Well, she's looks like she just wants to walk BUT she appears to have been skipping her Hathor milk rations.
No meido of mine is going to be thin like a commoner. Their HEALTH is a sign of my wealth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652797
>Deleted all my porn

THOUSANDS OF MAN HOURS! WASTED!!

She's gonna have a long, hard time making up for what was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get thrown into the slime pit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652819
They're not pits, they're pools. But not pitbulls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652819
>Get thrown into slime pit
>Bounce out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652819
I want to get thrown into the Kikimora pit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652813
>Porn
>Deleted
>Not saving favorites on exhentai
No, anon, it is you who fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652824
Would be a fun or terrifying trampoline, that would require them to all change their consistency as bouncy jello rather than gooey though.

Now I want to check out the Barometz pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652826
That's the neatest pit ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652827
>Believing the internet saves everything forever

That's what you fuckers thought, till Wani put their foot up your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652829
>Thrown in
>Turns into human pinball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652836
When I really care to keep stuff I do both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652800
That doesn't make sense though. He's the master, masters can't be butlers. I prefer:

>Confrontation day comes, werekitten is putting on a brave face but shaking slightly as she tries to call him out on fatting them up so he can eat them.
>Werepup is nearly in tears with a look of betrayal on her face.
>You are quiet for a moment then start laughing maniacally.
>You clap your hands and the stoic kiki head maid comes forth from the shadows with a subordinate and they retrain the girls.
>Werepup and kitten and dragged off to the kitchens.
>Later that night, they both lie tied up and naked on a huge, silver platter in the center of the table in the main dining room.
>Their chubby little bodies are drenched in rich chocolate sauces and fine creams, and garnished with fresh fruit.
>They shiver in fear as they watch the maids leave the room, their master leering at them with a deranged grin.
>He walks to the table and 'eats' them.
>Cut to eight years later and they're both laying on the bed, cuddling with master, their bellies swollen with pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652827
>>13652836
Gotta use the cloud, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652844
Now this I like. Damn, you did good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652846
Isn't it ironic that she lives in the clouds when she's a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652844
Please ignore typos
Shamefur dispray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652846
Great thinking.
>All the security of having to sign in to view your own shit
>With the bonus of it not being on the public internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652851

"L-LoOk (look) at yOu PaThetIC (pathetic pathetic) Anti (anti) VirUs program (program)"

"The Anon is mine now (mine now), insect."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652846
>He doesn't' save his porn on his computer and backs it up on an external

Still living at home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652851
She's the original "mindflayer" to me.

>she creates worlds and scenarios for you and her to explore
>can essentially live for thousands of years like this
>can stimulate you beyond normal means and indulge in your more abstract sexual fantasies
>can do something akin to Cupid's confession arrow and make you feel her love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652797
Tell her to get up, no maid of mine shall crawl on the ground like an animal. Then I pat her head and let her take the day off because I'm feeling generous today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652858
No, but that's the main advantage of it
Nothing for family/friends to find, but also not vulnerable to DMCA takedowns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652863
But you have to pay for that. Why not just download it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652866
I get cloud for free
I don't download it because my girlfriend uses my computer.
no bully pls

[Anonymous No.]

So what would nanomachines be like in MG land? Seems like everything that isn't a human gets monstergirl-ified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652875
nanoslime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652875
Probably a golem or slime subspecies that acts a bit like a Symbiote.

Alternatively colonies of super tiny fairies that live in your bloodstream and speak to you telepathically. They lovingly enhance your body and take care of it for you. They can also merge to form one big super waifu or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652875

How do you think Ushi Onis work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652875
Grey Goo slime.

Replicator/T-1000 android girls.

Nanoscaled gynoid waifu harem that lives in your bloodstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652875
Golem fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652885
>Nanomachines, son.
>Now, just let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652895
I want a tall golem girl bedecked in the start spangled banner who touts the virtue's of capitalism and fights the red menace.

[Anonymous No.]

You come home for work early one day and find your daughteru in her underwear, dancing and singing to Right Said Fred's 'I'm Too Sexy'. You watch this go on for nearly a minute before she notices you and freezes.

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652897
That must have meant I made her bleed in that case...

>[X] Lick Blood
>[X] Remove Seal
>[X] Brace Pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652902
Disown her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652902
Lie down.
Try not to laugh.
Laugh a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652875
>Liquid AND Solid appear at the end of the trailer
AHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652902
Join in.

[Anonymous No.]

To very long lived races they might see relationships with their husbandos as eternal /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652914
I hate we don't have any games where you play as Liquid. Snake has to sneak through 90% of his missions. Liquid would tear a new asshole to an army of genome soldiers with nothing but a spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

Extra info via Kenkou's twitter:

マインドフレイアに関して補足しておきますと、夫のイカ化は可逆で、好きな時に人に戻ったりイカになったりできます。

Here is some supplemental information concerning the mind flayer. The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes.

もちろん人の姿での交わりもするんですが、人前でイカにぬぷぬぷされておきながら、人の姿の旦那と人前でいちゃつくのは恥ずかしｇ、何故か隠そうとするみたいです。

Or course they do it in human form as well, but while they are fine with being teased by a squid in front of other people, they're shy about doing it with their husband in human form in front of others, and for some reason, it seems they try to hide it.

And

魔王の部下ではないですが、割とﾏｲﾝﾄﾞﾌﾚｲｱは他の魔物と仲良くしてるとか。

They aren't underlings of the mamono lord, but mind flayers do get along relatively well with other monsters, or something like that.

例えば他の夫婦に頼まれて、夫に「自分はオーク（旧魔王時代」魔物娘に「自分は人間の姫騎士」という記憶を与えて、演技じゃない迫真のプレイの手助けをさせられたりしてるんだとか…

For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former mamono lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

[Anonymous No.]

Kenkou's notes:

>今回の更新は、「マインドフレイア」さん。
>This time's update is “mind flayer”-san.

>いろいろと正体不明な魔物で、他の魔物達と異なる恐るべき能力や精神性を有しています。
>Much remains uncertain about these monsters, and they possess terrifying abilities and a terrifying mentality compared to other monsters.

>魔王の影響で女性にはなっているのですが、どうやら魔王の部下というわけではないらしく・・・
>They have become females due to the influence of the Mamono Lord, but it seems they aren't actually underlings of the Mamono Lord...

>というわけで、詳しくは　エロ魔物娘図鑑本文　をご覧くださいませ。
>And so, for details please check the erotic monster girl profile.

Extra info via Kenkou's twitter:

>マインドフレイアに関して補足しておきますと、夫のイカ化は可逆で、好きな時に人に戻ったりイカになったりできます。

>Here is some supplemental information concerning the mind flayer. The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes.

>もちろん人の姿での交わりもするんですが、人前でイカにぬぷぬぷされておきながら、人の姿の旦那と人前でいちゃつくのは恥ずかしｇ、何故か隠そうとするみたいです。

>Or course they do it in human form as well, but while they are fine with being teased by a squid in front of other people, they're shy about doing it with their husband in human form in front of others, and for some reason, it seems they try to hide it.

And

>魔王の部下ではないですが、割とﾏｲﾝﾄﾞﾌﾚｲｱは他の魔物と仲良くしてるとか。

>They aren't underlings of the mamono lord, but mind flayers do get along relatively well with other monsters, or something like that.

>例えば他の夫婦に頼まれて、夫に「自分はオーク（旧魔王時代」魔物娘に「自分は人間の姫騎士」という記憶を与えて、演技じゃない迫真のプレイの手助けをさせられたりしてるんだとか…

>For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former mamono lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>That squid really is their husbando that they're screwing with right in front of the Wandering Scholar
CALLED IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
Mind Rape: The Monstergirl
Stay out of the deep end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
So the thing on her crotch is indeed her husband?
amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

>Mind manipulation
>False memories implantation
>You're a squid now, you're a kid now
>ía ía png'wali Cthulhu R'lyeh ftaghn
>MFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
What's up with the double posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
>mind will be implanted
R E M O V E

MINDFLAYER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
>>13652942
>Squid hubby

Just call me Ultros in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
>The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes.
Well, at least becoming a squid is optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652797
>Not drinking her Hathor milk so she doesn't need to wear pads
>Trying to cosplay as a dog girl and not just turning into a vampire meido like I want her to

I'm sending her outside again to fight the newest "threat" to the land. I do that because I know she hates that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh. About what we expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652967

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
A lot more tame than I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
>the man becomes a being that exists to have sex with the mindflayer
>traitors will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers made me hate squids now.

No offense Kraken, you are still cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652971
There isn't any of that bullshit we spouted earlier.

We did indeed blow our loads on this girl WAY too early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
>Can turn women's minds into that of a Monster before their body follows bit-by-bit
Neat. And very lewd.

>Squidy Bestiality Sex with Husbando
My kinda lewd. Boner is go.

>"They seize their prey as if embracing them from behind and slip their tentacles into the prey's head through the ears to directly pour in mamono mana and pleasurable signals ... The prey's mind is consumed by pleasure and the water sounds of the mind flayer's tentacles noisily stirring about inside their head."
NNNNNNOPE. That's a nope for me.boner gone. So very much nope. Maybe it's just cause I've got an abnormal amount of ear wax build up, and frequent ear aches and swimmer's-ear-like problems because of it, but that just sounds awful. Everything else? Great. Fantastic. That bit? Nope nope SOOOOO MUCH NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652979
How is it to live with autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
>they're shy about doing it with their husband in human form in front of others, and for some reason, it seems they try to hide it.
Needs a shy mindflayer, NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652977
That's about the same M.O. as literally every other Monstergirl KC's made a profile of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652977

>Not wanting to have sex with the closest thing to Cthulhu-chan we have

Hey, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652988
It even says they're probably servants of MGE's Cthulhu-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
Wait, judging by the position of the husband squid, does this mean there's nothing up her "skirt" and she's got some kind of weird frontgina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652641
Is there no man who values courage over spats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
>>13652942
The whole "turn into a squid" thing reminds me more of Bloodborne than of Splatoon.

Also she seems to be capable of everything the thread was afraid of and more.

Panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652975
It was pretty much both predictions presented in a concise manner. What could have made it less tame? The NTR prediction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
Would become a squid for. Do you think she goes around converting women with her husband assisting in the tentacle rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652987
Somewhat yes. Of course, no one can play the "It's not mindbreak" card this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652902
Either tell her hi nonchalantly, pretending I saw nothing, or rip off everything but my underwear and do >>13652921

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
>Likes when you turn into a tentacle abomination and stick all ten of your tentacles in her
>Gets all out of sorts when you do it in human form and goes "B-But that's forbidden."
As the old saying goes in my hometown, "Fuck her right in the pussy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652991
If you look closely, her "Skirt", despite appearing organic, does appear to be part of her clothing. And it does appear to dip abnormally low at that area, leaving her cleavage, navel, and presumably crotch exposed. Though it's possible it is still part of her body, and she can cover-up/expose herself more or less as she wills it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652988
>being mindfucked by Chutulu
No, fuck you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652998
No but they totally can disassociate them with the Demon Lord considering they're another faction just as Zipangu is to the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652977

>turns human women into sluts and later into monsters
>traitors will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652993
Rachnee's face is a bit slap-dash, but holy hell, that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652991
Every MGE girl has a normal human vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652994
>The whole "turn into a squid" thing reminds me more of Bloodborne than of Splatoon.

Also, it reminds me of the anglerfish girl in MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

CTHULHU WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653003

Fuck you Eldritch girls are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
SO THE SQUID IS REALLY HER HUSBANDO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>chaos monsters confirmed

GET HYPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652996
What I want to know is if she just makes other Mind Flayers or is it other monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652983
Sounds like someone doesn't like getting their ears licked...

Perfectly fine. Different tastes and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653005
I don't really care what logo they put on their club jackets.

They can fuck off as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652993
>furshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652983
This is the opposite for me. Basically the one part I truly liked.

Pleasure >>>> Everything else

For me. I'm surprised this mindset is so rare when the secondary objective to sex is to feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652994
>You will never be a little Cthulhu Squid Spawn that gets tenderly momdommed by a Living Doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653012
Literally the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653012
Y'know, she was always my favorite Fallen Maiden...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652998
Actually, yeah. Even KC's usual "they were secretly like that all along!" schtick doesn't seem to work here. Huh.

>>13653009
Placement can still vary. Then there's slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653012
Franziska a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
>You will never have a Mindflayer classmate who is as much of a shipping maniac as her Cupid friend
>She will never slip her tentacle into a boy who just can't spit out his feelings for his crush and bombard him with messages of "JUST FUCKING KISS HER!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653018
I'm just fine with the outsides being licked, nibbled, scratched, etc. Fuck, I love it. My ex caused me to discover that quite well.

But the insides? Hahah, fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653017
Maybe other chaos girls. You can bet he's going to expand on this faction in the next month or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653026

Fuck you, Abominations are love. Shame that only Harblador wrote about them.

[Anonymous No.]

Are people honestly complaining that a fucking mindflayer is mindbreaking stuff?
How much autism can one general contain?
Do you guys really have your heads this far up your asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653001
>>13652947
I'd rather keep my human form but be able to sprout DE tentacles at my command.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653028
>Placement can still vary.
Not really. It's always in the usual human spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653035
I find your taste...disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653030
>Turns human girls in their class to monster girls to "give them the courage" to go after the boys they like.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the mindflayer to turn me into the squid thing, then use me as a living strapon to rape another girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653038
>Likes the feeling of tentacles in her
>Doesn't like that you're still human
Would she be scaroused, or?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653036
Actually don't see much complaining about it. The anons that do are the anons that complain about fucking everything and don't want to experience anything but straight-up vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

What's even the appeal of tentacles on male?
Tentacles on girls is obvious, but I never really understood what's hot about tentacles on guys. I mean, unless you're bi/gay, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653036
Fence-sitter-kun to the rescue!

>Are people honestly complaining that a fucking murderer is mudering stuff?
Yeah, what a silly thing to do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653043

Your opinion has been noted and disregarded. Every man is free to love and write about the waifu of his choosing. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653028
I think KC is going to make the chaos monsters the antagonists of the series. They are explicitly not working with the demon lord, so all the demon lord's plans for utopia don't apply to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653030
>who is as much of a shipping maniac as her Cupid friend
Holy fuck between the two of them your school is gonna wind up a goddamn orgy.

Couples fucking on the floor, the desks, against walls and windows, some crazies even up on the ceiling. In the classrooms, spilling out into the halls, stuffed into the closets, up all over on the roof, out on the grounds, everywhere couples going at it! And then those who're married or dating someone who isn't at the school would be there, masturbating furiously, the desire building and building from the debauchery all around them until finally they snap and bolt straight out the school gate as fast as their limbs can carry them, not stopping until they've found their SO, pinned them down, and ridden their brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653036
>Are people honestly complaining that a fucking mindflayer is mindbreaking stuff?
This is the same general that cried about cupid's arrows "brainwashing." Do you think society shunned the real cupid for making people fall in love? Fuck no they revered him as a god. People here will complain about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652994
>>13653010
>>13653023
Bloodborne is just a quest to turn into a pair of living tentacle panties for a living doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never help two monster girls escape out of a maximum security prison in New York.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653054
What would happen if i grope her breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>people complaining that an Eldritch monstergirl does Eldritch things
A bloo bloo bloo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653050
Who mentioned tentacles on male?
Certainly wasn't me, if that's what you're thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653060

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653054
You are henceforth banned form the council of good taste.

I hope it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653055
>I think KC is going to make the chaos monsters the antagonists of the series
Did you miss the order by any chance? KC has even stated they won't win as much as some people let their paladin boner lead them to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
>Malicious

Called it.

>Eats minds

Can't wait for the sunshifags to try to defend this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653053
I don't know what side you're taking here, but it's more like someone complaining about murder in an action movie. Why would they rent the movie if they were going to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653060
But then you can't kiss and hold hands. I'd rather pound her cold hard porcelainpussy with my human dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>Mindflayer pic comes out
>/mgg/ makes her (mostly) into a caring and kind girl
>KC makes her into a complete mindbreaking asshole
I'm not even mad anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653064
>people complaing about people complaining

I don't think we can get any more productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653065
Well, there is a lot of it in MGE, so I was just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653069
The Order aren't even in a position to do anything against the demon lord.

The chaos monsters could make a play for the throne like the current demon lord did with the hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653050
See, I'm just going to disregard the bullshit thought of "Anal Pleasure = Gay" for a moment, and instead state a simple odd fact about myself.

That is, for whatever reason, whenever confronted by an obviously asexual slime or mass of tentacles or whatever in a game or some such, I'd always consider it female. Just in my mind for whatever reason, I'd regard it as a female entity. So the thought of tentacles on guys was never "Gay" to me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653050
It's a bunch of slick appendages to feel up your nonos. Two on the dick, one playing with each nipple, another teasing your lips, that's a lot of sensation. It's not like they'd need to go up your ass to feel good or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653050
>They can restrain your arms while they lower themselves onto you
>They can string you up like a puppet and make you fuck them at the pace they desire
>Tentacle suction on dick
Not everything needs to be tentacle up the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
Eh, I don't really mind brainwashing since pretty much all mgs do that to some extent
But being turned into a mindless squid who exists just to provide cum/energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653071
Sure, if the maker of said action movie didn't insist that he was making a comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653073
KC is already busy trying to defend her.
He also likes the idea of Mindflayer counselors/therapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653084
It never says mindless.

In fact, it says that the husbando is able to transform back and forth at will. He must presumably maintain his mental capacity in squid-form in order to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653055
They seem to be another neutral faction at this point. I highly doubt the rise of the deep ones is going to be chronicled any time soon, so they'll probably stay that way for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653075
In your headcanon maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

Fixed version, KC went with the name mindflayer instead of mind flayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653073
>>13653073
You know. There's no reason she can't be both. It should not surprise you that monster's courtship methods are rape. Doesn't mean that's the only thing she does and will ever do.

It can very well be

>captures a veteran paladin
>mindrape
>then healing because she saw her memories
>etc etc etc

Really, though. If you guys hate this sort of thing so much you shouldn't center your discussion around a pseudo-RPG world where they're supposed to attack like regular monsters , just sexually. Did you guys forget that was the whole basic premise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653088
Actually "becoming a being that exists for purpose X" implies that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653095
*saw his memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653065
>>13653081
>>13653082
Was getting caught part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653087
Did someone ask if she can make people alp/not alp yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653101
I did it to be popular.
No one cared who I was until I became Wurm-chan's greatest enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653097
But it never says that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653075
There is at no point stated that you are penetrated.
Tentacles can just as well be used to hug and hold, it's basically the same as saying "hey that mosnter girl has fingers, she sure is going to put them up my ass all the time!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653097
How many fucking times does KC need to say that he uses hyperbole in order to make things lewder than they actually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652977
Traitor here; I'm already taking the flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653079
>>13653081
>>13653082
I didn't even say anything about anal. I just think that being fondled by phallic appendages all over isn't really all that appealing, no matter what they may be attached to. Especially because in some cases they can actually ejaculate (see Roper).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653095
>Did you guys forget that was the whole basic premise?
What were you expecting from this place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653118
>Not wanting to be covered in your waifu's tentacle juice
pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653092
>scylla
>kraken
>tentacle
>mindflayer
>roper
>any girl with control over solidified demonic energy
>any girl with high magical power

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653113
Yes, it does.

>>13653116
I was waiting for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653122
>A lilim will never fuck you up the ass doggystyle with a thick, throbbing tentacle made of her gooegy black magic that she has just out from her crotch like a strap-on
>She'll never fill you with her magical creamy love

[Anonymous No.]

KC has made a girl worse than Sabbath, ushi oni, matango, roper, and horse pussy combined.

BRAVA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653116
And it never stops being a lame excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
>BRAVA
slav pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653123
Where? I just re-read the whole thing, and nowhere does it say "Becoming a being that exists for purpose X".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
But I like matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653107
Not yet, but people should know what his answer would be by now.

[Anonymous No.]

I can see it already

>story about a group of anons traveling MGE world
>mindflayer joins the group
>group cohesion goes out the window when distrust runs rampant on whether or not the mindflayer will fuck with them in their sleep
>group splits because of trust issues
>mindflayer turns out to be evil, changes their minds and make them her servants
>gets them to drag the other half of the group back to her society
>bad end for anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653123
>>13653131
>They can't comprehend the use of hyperbole
Go take a goddamn language class or somethin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653067

Remind me to care what you shitmongers think of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
What's wrong with sabbath?
Are you a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653122
And nowhere does it say they assfuck you, you're just trying to start shit in the wake of Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653123
It's more like idioms, metaphor, and simile than hyperbole.

Which he would use a lot of when he's trying to mix in the flavor of monsters attacking and cutesy hentai F/m rape.

I'm reminded of this autist anon who assumed a Hornet was going to try to sodomize him because she said: "Your ass is mine." (This phrase is not literal, in case you didn't know)

These debates could very well boil down to that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653067
>Hating on a man's waifu of all things
wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653134
>Once a man becomes a being that exists to have sex with the mindflayer
You need glasses son.

>>13653141
>le hyperbole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
>ushi oni
There's a hell of a lot of girls I like less than Ushi-oni considering they're in my top 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652947
>>13652942
Doesn't even adress the issue of mindbreak NTR. I guess KC just assumes people know not to inject shit like NTR into his fetish and doesn't feel the need to clarify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653144
Where did I say anything about assfucking
I just don't see the appeal of tentacles outside of them violating girls (which MGE still features a lot of, I guess). At least they don't ever seem to be used on men for any purpose beyond simple restraints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
She doesn't really bring anything new to the MGE.
KC just didn't bother with making a dozen excuses this time around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
>Ushi-Oni
>Bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653118
1.It would feel good, literally the only reason for it. My tastes are all about my pleasure. So of course I want to be fondled all over by dexterous appendages with exotic textures
2.It's not inherently phallic to me. Roper is debatable, but I don't like Roper anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653146
Yes, it's a mystery shrouded in an enigma, trapped in a puzzle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
>Ushi Oni
>Bad

Fuck off with your shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653143
>Not liking the cult of little girls who love all manner of sexual experimentation
Of course he is.

Also, just as an aside, regarding their "Onii-chan" shtick. Something got pointed out to me when I was reading this web comic a while ago. A Japanese Woman and a Westerner got into an argument regarding Japan's whole "Onii-san"/"Onee-san" thing. The westerner, when told the translation, thought it was creepy. The Japanese woman's counter was "What's up with the West's whole 'who's your Daddy' thing then?". Westerner had no answer to give.

Kind of a valid comparison really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653142
Now that's just rude.

>>13653150
I never hated on anyones waifu. I've had it with your baseless accusations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653157
>I don't like monstrous parts in my monster girls
>Monstrous parts in monster girls are unappealing
please stop posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653163
Nah. It's just a case of reading things in certain contexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653079
>That is, for whatever reason, whenever confronted by an obviously asexual slime or mass of tentacles or whatever in a game or some such, I'd always consider it female.
I usually just consider them genderless.
Couples getting tentacle raped together is my fetish, and it's kind of neat that MGE features it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653156
Somebody actually did ask about it actually, those tweets were just released after MGR Commissioned the translation of what there already was.

They might translate the tweets made since, including the one about NTR. Stay tuned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653169
I don't have a problem with monstrous parts at all. I just don't really see why people would want to be touched by tentacles. You might as well just have giant dicks all over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653128
>Sabbath, Ushi-Oni, Horse Pussy
>Bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653143
>>13653160
>>13653164
Fit me fags, I'll fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653050
>tentacle nest coiling and squirming around your dick as you thrust into her custom onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653170
I don't think he is as clever of a writer as you think he is.

[Anonymous No.]

Overall I actually like Mind Flayer.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13653156
>>13653172
the TL:DR of them is:
>they could, but they won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653173
Because >>13653161

Or not everyone sees it the same way as you do.

They're fucking arms not dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653172
His reply was basically "I guess if you for some reason want it then she could theoretically do NTR roleplay but what the fuck man my girls don't do that shit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653173
Well I don't see why some people fap to tile patterns, but there are people who do.

It's a fetish. It's subjective and you shouldn't question it because there is no logical explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653174

Someone should clean this one up. Adorable Ushi art is rare.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653072
Bloodborne 2: quest to find a bapho scientist to turn you back.
Play as the living doll still wearing the hunter, your controller vibrates faster the more he wriggles.
Don't let your sanity meter empty or you'll aheago on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653157
>Tentacle on male

If you don't know what words mean don't use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653189
Some are worse than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653084
Being an anglerfish male is my fetish. I'd love to turn into a squid and live my life with my lewd tentacles inside a squid kid's puffy vulva, forever hugging her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653118
>Phallic appendages
There again >>13653114 has a point; if tentacles are phallic then so are fingers. Are you telling me you don't to be teased by a woman's fingers? Tentacle groping is just that but in more places and with lube. I can see objecting to the slime or the rubbery feeling of the skin, but just the fact that they're vaguely tube-shaped? It sounds to me like you're going out of your way to make it gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653191
Then explain all the images tagged as "tentacles_on_male" that don't feature any anal penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653182
>>13653184
Well yeah, that about figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653166
>>13653143
>Don't want to be brainwashed
>Hurr are u a FAGGOT XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653192
Nah, they're all pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653195
I just see them like that because they basically got popular as penis substitutes. Porn featuring them typically had them all over a girl, stuck in her mouth, her vagina, her ass, between her tits... that perception tends to stick in your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653184
Hah, I expected as much. This whole ordeal probably never occurred to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653204
Well sure.

Humans still a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653203
Welcome to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653198
>Bad tags aren't't a thing

Ever read An Island for Two? Dog girl there was tagged as furry until recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653203
That is how traitor-kuns think, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653168

Fine then. Let me put it as pretentiously as possible then for you.

I have never, nor will I ever give even one micro-iota of a fuck as to what you people, and that's a term i'm using very loosely, think about any girl that I waifu or write about.

You want to know why? It's very simple really.

I'm a different person than you with different tastes. Even though that's like comparing a troglodyte to an unorganized, grabastic piece of amphibious shit. You may not like what I like, and I might not like what you like.

Peachy, cool.

But don't think that I write anything exclusively for you finagling faggots festooned upon the horns of Doom. I write some monsters because they're fun to write about instead of "HURRRRR FOTM" bullshit.

So in closing.

Shut up you American. You always talk and talk you Americans. You talk and go 'Let me tell ya something', and 'I just gotta'. Well you're dead now. So SHUT UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653219
Please leave Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653190
>Escape from all the same monsters who now just have giant cocks
>It's game over when one monster tosses you (her panties) away and rapes the doll on the spot, bulging her pristine, porcelain stomach with their immense eldrich phalluses
>Featuring: Tentacles, bukakke and cumflation
>Bad ends: Caught by any monster
>True end: Tender vanilla sex with pure waifu only you have been inside of

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653219
>implying
Wow that autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653227
>bulging her pristine, porcelain stomach with their immense eldrich phalluses
>phalluses
>es
Why did you have to give me a bedtime boner? I need to go to work early as all hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653225

>Telling people to write about girls they're comfortable with instantly makes me Bollocks

Nice bogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653219
You appear to be irritated, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653179
It's not a case of being clever. It's two very simple things.

He wrote setting info of questionable quality. When you read the profiles you put it into the context of this setting that he wrote.

It's also not hard to do metaphor, simile, or idioms. Kids learn how to do it in school. We know he does it from time to time at least such as Lava Golem (or Dark Slime) and "melting" because it's translated in a way that it's obvious he's using similes.

Then there's things like doujin speak, and it being another language entirely.


For the record I would totally be okay if it was grimdark and played seriously. I can enjoy both interpretations. If it was played darkly, then this guy can go >>13653217 and his ilk can go because the whole point would be to include the things they don't like. Then we'd have a more focused fanbase instead of these kinds of discussions, and will be better for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653234

Just a little bit because the thread's getting in a tiff over an MG they're more than free to ignore.

As per usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653180
It's an interesting concept. Still waiting on my Coeurl/Displacer girl, though at this point it'll probably be just a werecat w/ tentacles.

>>13653219
Spoken like a true 'Murrican.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653206
>Porn featuring them typically had them all over a girl, stuck in her mouth, her vagina, her ass, between her tits...
Once again, also done with fingers. There's that association there, but ultimately if someone had a bunch of hands, wouldn't they do the same? Now, if suddenly they're shooting jizz or something you've got more of a point, but otherwise, once again, tentacles are just another appendage to be wrapped and rubbed against.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653235
>It's also not hard to do metaphor, simile, or idioms
And I'm saying he does it poorly. Or it's the translation.

Either way, I would also prefer it being more straightforward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653233
Bollocks pls.

pls go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653203
>not liking lolis from the start
Yes, you are a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653225
Does Bollocks do the Average typing shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653255

I'm pretty serious. Write what you want to write about without doing stupid shit tier fetishes like pegging, male impregnation, NTR unless you're trying to start a shitstorm.

The MG shouldn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653247
Fingers and tentacles are anatomically different though, fingers have 2 joints that separate the entire thing while tentacles are just one large slimy thing.

Guess which one resembles more a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653233
He's right. You sound exactly like castratto, down the whole "I write for me" pack of lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653231
Gotta keep your living dolls nice and stuffed. It's like taxidermy but with penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653257
Sometimes yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653247
Then what about the Forest of Tentacles? Guys and girls getting molested and violated by tentacles together while they have sex, and get covered in the tentacles' sticky juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653256
Lolis are fine. Sabbath is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653261

>I write for me pack of lies

It's less that and more that people shouldn't have the thread have a 100% impact on whatever MG they choose to write about? Not everybody likes the same 10 MGs that get paraded around here like Cersei Lannister in the full nude.

[Anonymous No.]

I want mindflayer senpai to start rewriting nasty Anons' minds so the think they like guys and alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653259
>>13653247

Both are terrible comparisons, because a tentacle is literally a fucking arm. And once again, not every sees it the same way you do.

I didn't even think about dicks when I first saw tentacle porn. Rather that they were just tentacles, their own thing. And that I was curious as to what it might feel like.

It's really that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
Damn, why do I want to write something that puts them in a positive light before thread canon fucking ruins them forever?

I mean. You're literally having your brain's pleasure centers stimulated directly. It doesn't matter what you do, nothing can match that level of pleasure. Fucking Baphomet can't do shit to compare with her "best vaginal sex". No pleasure venom or anything else can match this. Nothing.

She just needs to be taught some manners.

Oh god I just had an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653268
This. Any organization who wages a global war on tits and has brainwashing as their main MO is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653259
guess what else resembles a penis: your own dick, and that one's attached to a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653267
>In through the dude's ass, out his mouth as his kisses his waifu, down her throat and out her ass to doublestuff her pussy with him
I need to spend less time in /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653249
Maybe it's the translations. He's not going to pander to us because he doesn't speak english.

I get what he's trying to do at least and I can't fault him for that. I can't judge if it's effect either because I can't read moonrunes.

>Monsters sexually attack humans
>Profiles idiomatically/metaphorically blend that monster's regular assault with their sexual assault

He's being thematic with it, because it's like an RPG monster manual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653273
>And that I was curious as to what it might feel like.
Do you self insert as the girl when watching regular porn too?

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is complete garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653281
That's kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653289
Yeah if you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653262
>Living doll silently crying as she tries to reach her husbando as a triple eldritch cock reams all her lower holes at once with her leg up on its shoulder
>Just as she's about to touch him, she cums from the aphrodisiac demon semen flooding into her useless bladder, womb and rectum
>She dies inside and falls limp as the next monster in line steps up for sloppy seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653285
No, actually. I can't insert as women. I'm really stubborn, and go out of my way to find porn that I can insert into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653296
So then why did you start wondering what getting violated by tentacles would feel like, instead of, I dunno, imagining yourself as the tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653275
I await the influx on Mindflayer stories with glee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653259
>>Guess which one resembles more a penis.
I don't know, was it the one that curled around and grasped things? Wait, my dick doesn't do that, it's nowhere near that flexible when it's ready for use and never flexes under my control that well at all. The point from the start was that neither of those things are dicks anyway. to handle the assertion that being fondled by tentacles=being fondled by dicks.

>>13653267
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653296
Do you read any writefagging where the girl is the narrator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653295
>she gets spirtoasted and nose/ear/eye/mouthfucked by tentacle dicks as the other monster pounds into her lower half
>She cries but it's not the first dream nor the first hunter which has ended like this
>There's a subtle happiness behind her turmoil as her mind swims in aphrodisiacs and cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653302
>What about it?
That shit's bi at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653297
Because I am a human being, not a set of tentacles.

When watching I felt like a third party for the most part. I wanted to take her place. Or have her in control of the tentacles.

They're tentacles. It's exotic, I want to know what that feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653275
Go with whatever your heart tells you.
Unless it tells you to go full retard.
Don't ever go full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653267
They get rubbed and covered in aphrodisiac mucus. The way men are "violated" is to become one with the tentacles and gain control over the tentacles to violate the wife.

>>13653281
Go back there and stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653299

Go ahead and keep waiting then because nobody wants to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653313
So basically you have absolutely no imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653308
>After every demon has had a few turns with her they leave to find new girls
>She can't live without the constant cock anymore
>She crawls up to her husbando and wraps him around her cum-glazed hips and fails to react as his tentacles enter her ravaged holes
>They seem so small now, she can barely feel them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653316
>They get rubbed and covered in aphrodisiac mucus.
So, it's tentacles rubbing you all over to heighten your arousal through touching of erogenous zones, and secreting sticky substances. Not even a monster girl with tentacles, just a regular tentacle monster.
Seems kinda gay to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653275
>implying they aren't already ruined

Mind control is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653317
I think there's at least two or three people who have said they're thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653309
>That shit's bi at least.
The forest itself would seem to be due to a propensity to feel up anything sapient that walked through, but past that the finger/hands comparison I've been making holds up just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653319
Is this a joke? I do have imagination. Just presented in a different way.

I was presented something and I imagined different things. I can say the same thing because you're the one who can't seem to understand why someone would like tentacles on themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653313
>Or have her in control of the tentacles.
I want to see porn like that. Light femdom-ish porn involving a girl and some kind of sex monster, and a guy, with the girl being the one in charge seems kind of hot. Either some kind of tentacle monster, or a monster that's sort of like a living onahole. Basically things like Assassinroid's scene in MGQ Part 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653309
It isn't though. It only is to you because you associate tentacles as male/phallic things. Gay means homosexual. Do you imagine the tentacles are dudes? Then of course it's going to be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653336
Except the tentacles have the minds of typical (male) girl-raping tentacle monsters. They just also go after guys because making them have sex with girls produces more food for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653324
You're now making an argument about beastiality or... plantiality, not homosexuality. There's not really even gender involved when you're talking about the tentacle forest; it's all plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653324
As long as they don't go near my ass and mouth, I don't think it's gay. Not that it'it's something I want. Although getting my own tentacles to rape the wife senseless sounds awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653336
I'm wondering how long it is before you realize there's no winning this argument.

But prostate massage + wild tentacle sex with waifu = good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653342
>Except the tentacles have the minds of typical (male) girl-raping tentacle monsters.
They used to. They're mostly pretty friendly now, and basically have a symbiotic relationship with monster girls. Monster girls give them demonic energy, tentacles give them pleasure. Kids play games with them, even. Couples use them for kinky sex. Monster girls use them to attract guys. The tentacle forest is basically a leisure park and meeting spot for single guys and girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653357
>Prostate massage

Go be gay somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653342
They're just plants. With the most conservative interpretation of what you and your waifu do in the forest the that would still it make group sex with a bunch of dudes and your waifu.

I don't think KC or his fanbase would dig that.

People are forgetting the other aspect of traditional tentacle porn was so you didn't have to look at a dude. Similar to lesbian stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

What a shit thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653357
>wild tentacle sex with waifu
I must be dense because I can't really picture how that would work. Do you mean her molesting you with her tentacles while you fuck her? Her fucking herself and you with her tentacles at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653361
That's not gay. That doesn't even make any sense.

If you insist prostate stimulation itself is gay then that means doing it to yourself is gay, which also means masturbating normally is also gay because you have a dick in your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653358
>They're mostly pretty friend now

So what? The tentacle forest entry says it changed from eating people to pleasuring them, not that it changed what they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653365
The difference lies in what the act reflects. Regular masturbation typically involves the fantasy of you penetrating somebody. Anal masturbation involves the fantasy of being penetrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653365
Not even him but could you go Negapost somewhere else? Really don't feel like scrolling through this particular argument for the next two hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653351
The mouth is a no-go gay zone now too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653365
This bs doesn't't work on me. If you have stuff up your ass for sexual pleasure, it's gay, period.

[Anonymous No.]

We don' know how much of the Mindflayers profile is true or not since KC has said that Wandering Scholar's notes are not entirely reliable on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653364
>I must be dense because I can't really picture how that would work.
And then he goes on to describe two completely plausible scenarios. Usually it's the first one, though "molesting" goes to various levels and doesn't always include mouth or ass play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653371
No. Pegging is the desire for penetration. A prostate massage is just stimulation of a pleasure center. Aka, masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653378
It's a possibly male tentacle, secreting juices into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653391
Which requires penetration of your ass, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653381
Then you're retarded. People can just do it as a side thing because they want to feel an extra bit of pleasure.

Something can't just be fucking gay if it can be done on yourself or with a man and a woman.

There is no version of this where you're correct, other than that you don't like it and >muh feelins unless gay no longer means homosexual. Sorry to tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653392
Ah, that was in relation to the tentacle forest. Fair enough if you're taking that stance, I guess. What if it was a known female tentacle girl, though? Still no mouth touching with the tentacle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653371
No, it could jus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653388
Which means we'we'll fill the gaps based on what we know. Which means horrible shit.

What was the point of your post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653397
The difference being you're not begging your boy or girlfriend to give it to you like the little slut you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653407
*It could just be something people do to get off. if you're imagining a man penetrating you it's gay. But the act itself can't be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653388
I just know I like what I read. Mindflayers are lovely creatures that will guide us to a new era of fun and pleasure, we should embrace them with open arms. Stop looking at me like that, there's not a Mindflayer behind me I swear

[Anonymous No.]

I've been asleep, tell me that the translation completely deconfirmed all fears of NTR Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to clumflate that minotaur after spiking her drink with a sabbath loli potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653405
If it's female who cares? You eat pussy right? Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting pegged might not be exclusively homosexual, but it's definitely fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to convince a Tentacle and an Alp to do absolutely haram things to each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653411
Instead you're imagining it while pounding your own ass.
Just accept that you're a faggot and move on.
I sure am glad that there's no anal in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653416
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653416
You've been gone 30 years. They've won, it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653416
I think we're just arguing over tentacle-play right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653422

shut up bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653416
They're capable of doing everything the thread thought they could do, but KC said "they won't"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653416
No NTR.
Only pausible mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653413
Please...For all we know, you're a squid who's typing this while pleasing said lovely Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653397
Which can't on its own solely be homosexual because lots of things that aren't penises can penetrate the anus. It's even more nonsensical to say it can only be one way when an anus is exit only to begin with so this argument would be on the assumption that anuses were made for cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653402
>>13653411

>Guys, I want to be fucked up the ass but I'm totally not gay!

Sure alpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653416
It did no such thing; she's perfectly capable of doing all the stuff we were afraid she could. As expected though, we got a little note from KC going "but she wouldn't!" Basically nothing has changed.

>>13653420
Reasonable. Would discuss sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653421
>Gay
You're using that word wrong. Try effeminate? womanly? Submissive? Any sex involving a male and a female by definition cannot be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653425
>>13653427
>>13653432
>>13653433
That's good. I can handle Mindbreak, NTR is my line in the sand though. I don't care what people say, I like KC's hugbox setting. I just want to have fun carefree fantasy adventures and romance with my waifu. If I wanted the shitty 3d aspects I'd just stick with real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653438

Great circular logic, faggot.


See >>13653435

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653430
That stupid fake cutesy tone is way more Alp than Eunuch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653421
What does gay mean to you? Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653445
>implying it's a hugbox
More like stranglebox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653445
>hugbox

To who?

[Anonymous No.]

>Wandering around cave
>Trying to find some guy's daughter so I can get a reward and get hammered
>Spend hours walking around in circles, looking for her
>Nothing but a bunch of pesky Mouse Girls and petrified Alraunes that lived in ages past
>Decide I'm looking in the wrong place
>Turn around to leave
>Something grabs me from behind
>Something wet and slippery
>I try and struggle away from what is holding me, but it's too strong
>"Kuhuhuhuhu~"
>A malicious, yet alluring, laugh is the last thing I hear before something enters my ears and starts wiggling about
>Almost instantly, my thoughts, fears, and just about everything else melts away as a tidal wave of pleasure washes over my mind
>My body strongly jerks in response, almost doing a chicken wiggle of sorts
>"Shhh~ Don't struggle~ I'll be done very shortly, now~"
>A few minutes pass by before my eyes cross and my vision, as well as my underwear, goes completely white
>I was basically knocked out from over stimulation
>When I come to I'm back outside again, behind some bar, and on top of a Mind Flayer in the missionary position
>She's blushing madly and covering her face in embarrassment as I pound her in such a public area
>Just how the hell did things lead to this? What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653461
>Mind flayer ASMR
>Brain lickan'
>Skull tappan'
>Mind whisperan'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653461
Wow, she just made you pass out then positioned you on top of her somewhere else? What a lazy mindflayer. at least make some cool fake memories or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653435

Here's how this is gonna go down. You're going to try to convince through some dumb ass examples, like earlier, about a finger being the same thing as a dick, how it's about pleasure, and how if a girl assfucking you, it's not gay, like a futa, that'd be totally straight, right? And I'll tell you, like any mentally sound heterosexual man will, if you're getting assfucked, it's , and that's that, come off it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653461
The whole mind changing thing feels like just cheating, can't they rape me, you know, the conventional way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653421
Is that Fem-cell ovipositing Krillin? Because there are gayer things in dragon ball porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653461
Yeah fuck that.

Mind flayer's are purge tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653453
>>13653444
FABULOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHVtZsCZ1TA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653470
>Echoed whispers from inside your head while she strokes your hair
I'd pay mindflayers good money for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653473
>You're going to put forth an assertion and then I'm going to repeat myself instead of actually addressing your argument! That'll show you!
This really does get tiring. The finger thing from earlier is the opposite of what you described too, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653452

they're the same fucking person as far as I care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653474
Wouldn't thing be boring if it was just the same things but with different girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653473
None of those are dumbass examples. It's one you won't accept because you have frailty of a 3DPD woman who goes on muh feelings and can't into basic logic. And you're saying I'm the fag? You're a shit comedian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653483
Too bad you couldn't record that and put it on Youtube or whatever.

Wait. I just realized something: we finally have a girl that can surpass or at least match nightmare when it comes to mind sex. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653483
>As she's manipulating your mind, she can alter her voice to be anything you want.
>A high pitched, cute imouto
>A genki tomboy
>A sugary ara ara nurse
>A caring onee-san

That's fucking it. I don't care if she plays with my mind, I want her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653480
I thought that was animated by Harry Partridge for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653480
I prefer this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JYsQ8p3wM8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653486
>>13653451

Don't care, reality is calling you a faggot, not me. Especially with shit like this >>13653421

[Anonymous No.]

How long can a Mindflayer last if she enter the mind of a bonafide madman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653508
Long as it takes to wipe his mind clear and reset his initial personality to erase the insanity. They ain't no passive nightmare spectators. Brains are their bread and butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653474
Base mindflayers are known for four things

>Unabashedly totally chaotic evil. They literally get off on torture and suffering.
>Tentacles it uses to eat brains, mummy maker style
>Parasites
>Hermaphrodites

It's a superpowered roper jammed into the brain of a woman.

Considering all the things KC has to throw out for the MG version, fucking with your brain is required for it to be anything like a mindflayer. That's literally the name mind flayer. Flays your mind man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653492
>You won't accept
>You're a woman

I'm not the one wanting to be assfucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have sex with tentacle girl.
>Starts with her caressing my body all over, covering me with aphrodisiacs.
>Pulls me into her, as her tentacles bind me to her and continues playing with my body.
>Covered head to toe in tentacles and dripping aphrodisiacs.
>Finds my nipples and begins toying with them.
>Moan loudly as she slips one into my ass and begins gently rubbing against my prostate.
>Continues grinding me deep inside her.
>She moans as I begin leaking insider her. Her pussy working my dick hard.
>Bites my neck, forcing me to cum instantly.
>I involuntarily tighten around her ass tentacle as she continues massaging me. Nearly pass out with pleasure as I orgasm even harder.
>A tentacle slips into my mouth leaking even more aphrodisiacs.
>Unable to resist as she milks me for hours.
Tentacle waifus are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653508
Great, now I want a short story where a mindflayer attempts to convert one of those "scum beyond redemption" types into a decent person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653495
What if you got doubleteamed by a nightmare and mindflayer duo. The nightflayer alters your mind to make you sleepy and inserts herself in your dreams before the two of them have their way with you. This brings to mind images of mindflayers riding their timid centaur friends while they chase down helpless guys.
>>13653500
She could even manipulate how you see her if you think about it. Ever played Saya no Uta? Because there's a scene where she changes a guy's perception of reality by entering his ears with her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653508
How long could a Mindflayer last in Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653520
Anuses aren't vaginas anon. See, more circular logic. If you're a man then use your fucking brain instead of how you feel about the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653524
>She'll never sneak up on you and stick her tentacles in your ear
>That split second is all it took to change the way you see her
>You spin around to see your favourite monstergirl species playfully hopping back and grinning after licking your ear
>Que a long beautiful romance
>She'll never have the guilt eventually overtake her and reveal her true form
>You'll never love her anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653521

Pegging goes on /d/ faggot. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653505
It isn't though. You're like a christfag telling someone who doesn't believe in hell that they're going to hell. Maybe in your own twisted reasoning your post would mean something. Good try, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

can't you guys just accept that there are different personalities within the same species?

It's not like anyone's stopping you from writing about a smart wurm or an aggressive holst. Just let people have their therapist mindflayers and their aggressive man-stealing mindflayers.

You don't get this autistic whenever someone doesn't want to eat the same plate you're eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653540
does /d/ still have monstergirl threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653533
*cue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653524
This scenario really isn't different from anything a nightmare can do on her own.

No, what if she mindflays the horse to think she has a frontgina, and every time you slap her ass or something you kiss her. Meanwhile, the flayer's riding the centaur's pleasure so it's like you're fucking two girls at once with your one dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653529
Until the queen of hearts sees her and gets jealous that she didn't think of her species first.

Effective immediately she turns the mindflayer into a tentacle carousel who lovingly injects pleasure into men's minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653542
>You don't get this autistic whenever someone doesn't want to eat the same plate you're eating.
bullshit, say you don't like cooking your steak rare or put anything other than salt and pepper on it and see people sperg out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653529

>Mindflayer enters a Chesire's mind
STOP THE THREAD
PUT IT UNDER RIGHT NOW
END THIS PROCEDURE
WE MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653542
>Implying people don't fight about every thing they like. Especially when it's fans and preferences.
>Pepsi and coke
>Femdom and maledom
>etc. etc.
How about you quit pretending to be retarded and/or five years old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653489
Not everyone has to experience something kinkier and lewder than last time just to get off, i'm perfectly fine with vanilla-tier stuff every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653546
That's the one. Sorry, it's late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653532
>nah uh! It's totally different to get assfucked as a guy!

Now it's just getting sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653558
Same. A passionate, needy, desperate kiss makes me hard as diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653543
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653543
Why wouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653445
>hugbox
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653563
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653541
Is it hard to type with that dick pounding into you over and over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653552
I actually really like the idea of mindflayers fucking around with monstergirl's personalities.

Mindflayer turns a hellhound into a cute submissive puppy girl

Mindflayer turns a shirohebi from a loving calm girl into a brash assertive and aggressive lamia

Mindflayer turns an elegant oujo-sama dragon into a tomboy who wants nothing more than to play by the pond with Anon

Mindflayer turns an ushi oni from being a rapespider into a hikkikomori who flinches whenever a guy says hello

Oomukade from a shit girl into a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653533
>You meet the Sea Bishop of your dreams
>She's a sweet and caring girl, the two of you eventually get married
>It's your wedding night, you go to consumate the relationship but she asks you to wait one moment and "licks" your ear
>Suddenly you're a squid
>She flashes a sadistic grin that'd make a Manticore shiver in terror before revealing her true form
>You've made a horrible mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653571
Cry harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653572
>Brash assertive Shirohebi
>Tomboy Dragon
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653572
>Oomukade from a shit girl into a good one.
Over the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653461
>"S-Stop! Someone might see us!" She gets noticeably flustered and demands we stop
>The sight of her embarrassed and meek face ignites a flame within me
>I continue pumping and thrusting while staring into her eyes
>She tries to push me away, showing she really doesn't want others to see us like this
>So I grab her arms and pin them down with my own
>I reposition myself, change our position from "missionary" to "mating press", and proceed to go all out on her
>With each thrust comes a wet, loud clap and a very sultry, and loud, moan from the Mind Flayer
>Our slippery dippery dickings and her moans don't go unnoticed, as two people wander nearby
>They stop a few inches away from us
>The only thing preventing us from being noticed is a thin board
>"S-Stop! They might notice us!" She whispers loudly
>Her desperate face makes me slow down and eventually stop my thrusts into her moist love cavern

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653578
I'm only Half joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653574
Why would I be crying? I don't pave a phallus stretching my asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653563
kisses can be lewd as fug
like the way fue draws them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653573
Well if you didn't wanna get ticked by a cunt you should just git gud and find a nice mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>136535
It is though. By having no penis. This is basic shit anon. For the record I don't like peggin or futa but am fine with fingering. There is a lot wrong with those two but gay isn't one of them. At least pegging futa is something else. If you had a brain youd fucking figure it out instead of going in circles. You fucks drew my ire with this tiresome shit. A finger or piece of plastic is not a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC will turn her into a vanilla for us
>D-Don't worry guys! He'd never make a shitty monstergirl!
>Y-You're lying! Mindflayers just want to heal you!
>She's not s-so bad! She'll make you feel good with her tentacles!

fucking keklmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653563
I get hard-ons whenever characters in stories say "I love you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653572
can she make a oomukade not be stinky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653560
You just have to imagine them saying this stuff.

>Unnff this big toy penis in my ass feels so fucking good
>Oh god, it's so fucking straight you guys. I feel so straight right now
>Bent over a desk getting my asshole reamed just like a wo...wonderfully heterosexual male

And it's impossible to do anything but laugh at them. You can't get mad at that "logic". It gets even better when you imagine the hoops they jump through with stuff like futa or arguing tentacles haven't been associated with penises in japan for hundreds of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653584
Cry... Harder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653590
I want suffering fags to give you and whiners the boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653591
for me only when theres at least some build up to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653578
Come to think, does that seal looking thing on a oomukade do anything or is it just a decoration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653603
thats her underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653600
Problem m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653600
Don't get me wrong. I like the fact that she's mean and doesn't pretend not to be.

I give it three days before people turn her into a cuddlebug and sperg out whenever someone mentions that she isn't supposed to be kind

>THREADCANON IS SHIT, IGNORE IT!
>KC CANON IS SHIT, IGNORE IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653256
>lolis
>ever good
>E V E R

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653603
She has a human pussy under there I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653611
>BEST CANON IS ONLY HEADCANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653615
>human pussy
boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653612
Japanese Captain Haddock pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653615
No, I was wondering if the seal DID anything. Like, an ushi's makes it less rapey and this has a design reminiscent of that. The alternative is >>13653605 which is fine, but kinda boring once you imagine something else might be going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653617
die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653620
The oomukade's seal is an air freshener. It's there to hide her stinkiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653572
>Mindflayer turns a hellhound into a cute submissive puppy girl
>Mindflayer turns an elegant oujo-sama dragon into a tomboy
>Mindflayer turns an ushi oni from being a rapespider into a hikkikomori who flinches whenever a guy says hello

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653625
>not liking either of those

I want turbo-faggots to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653599
Again, why would I? My fetishes don't cause a shitstorm everytime they're brought up and I'm not the faggot out of place. Might I direct you to where you might be more at home?

>>>/d/
>>>/b/

Lots of trap and sissy threads there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653625
Yet somehow some people don't think wiping a brain like reformatting a hard drive is worse than death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653625
>Mindflayer turns a hellhound into a cute submissive puppy girl
Why stop there
>The mindflayer turns a hellhound into a girl that's terrified of men to the point she cries if one touches her
>throws her into a room full of men under the influence of raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653625
>Mindflayer turns a Mindflayer into someone who is obsessed with undoing the mindflaying of other Mindflayers

Hmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653633
>it's ok if I like the result
>smiling traitor.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653625
>>13653572
>>13648016
I want a mindflayer to implant positive reinforcements into a hellhound to the idea to submitting herself to a man, but leave her personality mostly untouched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653572
>>13653629
>>13653634
Not this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>Smug mindflayer keeps threatening to warp your mind into that of an alp while laughing haughtily
>In a moment of rage you rip off her squid underwear not really thinking about the consequences
>The world freezes for a moment as it breaks into pieces
>It was a paper mache
>she's wearing teddy bear panties underneath
>Her entire body turns red from the shame of revealing that she's still a virgin.
>"I-I can explain! Stop laughing!"
>She runs away in tears after nobody takes her seriously anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653625
oh come on they are fun, it's lame if every monster girl has to have a set personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653642
And then there's this faggot.

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>>13653644
Forget it Anon, people like >>13653557 will never let anyone have fun outside of the rules they set.

If you try they'll cry and cry until the janitors ban the whole thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653642
No fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

"Mindflayer was a mistake"
-KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653644
Next you'll be saying you don't want a mindflayer to make a Cheshire and Anubis fall in love with each other by overwriting their mind's desire for dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653636
>Mindflayer vs. Mindflayer

This got mentioned last thread. I might do a greentext with a similar premise later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOe0Lr9OewE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653636
>>Mindflayer turns a Mindflayer into someone who is obsessed with undoing the mindflaying of other Mindflayers
Can a mindflayer unmindflay her own mindflaying?
Can a mindlflayer mindflay herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653598
>tentacles
Tentacles are arms though. That's a different matter. Half of this stuff is how you and some others are perceiving it.

It doesn't matter if X person percieves something else as bad if Y person does not even percieve it that way at all. It's like if I thought apples represented the devil. Of course people are going to like apples if they don't share this view.

Your greentext just tells us what you would do if you were in that position. Someone could use a basic prostate toy for pegging, could fondle the girls breasts, and so on.

Pegging is emasculating stuff imo, maybe some guys aren't emasculated by it , but I can't call it gay when its just one actual dick in the equation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653655
Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653598
Heh, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653653
"Fucking told you, idiot."
-Dirty gaijins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653657
>Can a mindflayer unmindflay her own mindflaying?
It wouldn't make sense that she couldn't and we've seen no rule to indicate otherwise.

>Can a mindlflayer mindflay herself?
Can and does. This is in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653658
Anon please stop. I agree with you but these guys are the cream of the autism crop. They prefer that these threads be banned rather than let anyone have fun without personally asking for permission first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653657
Would the mindflayed mindflayer try to undo her own mindflaying so she no longer feels the need to unmindflay the mindflaying which other mindflayers do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653649
>Get called out on why people always fight about preferences
>He's a stick in the mud that won't let me have fun

Way to miss the point Ringo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653666
>666
>mindflay said 6 times


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

If prostate massages are gay, anal is gay too.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the daytime autists man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653666
The mindflayed mindflayer would never know she'd been mindflayed, otherwise the mindflayed mindflayer would unmindflay herself immediately and there would be no tension! Interestingly, this means that there will always be at least one being the mindflayed mindflayer has failed to unmindflay, and because she's been mindflayed the mindflayer wouldn't even know it. the mindflayed mindflayer is doomed to failure no matter how many of the other mindflayers' victims she unmindflays. Truly, this is mindflayingly tragic.

Marklar

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>>13653681
But it's 10:30 PM in Britbong land. The only timezone that actually matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653674
>I refuse to act mature in the face of others not liking what I like and that makes you a crybaby.

Great logic, A+ for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653681
Fucking fence-sitting faggotlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653680
how can you be gay with yourself? I touch my dick so I guess that makes me even gayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653655
>brainwash a mindflayer with two instructions
>1. Brainwash all monstergirls into dykes
>2. Brainwash other mindflayers with these same instructions
>demonic energy stops spreading and monsters go extinct, humanity saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653665
As opposed to the autists that can't have fun without their one particular fetish being included? The one not shared by everyone else they're hanging around. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653683
Morning in Britbong land is the best time to be here, it's slow but comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653681
Night thread is just as bad you shit guzzling fuckwad.

Legitimately kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653680
It isn't gay, unless another man is involved. Not sure if you're false flagging or missing something in your post. Do you mean anal on a woman? Because an anus is pretty much the same on both sexes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653681
>muh daytime boogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653695
>comfy

End your life right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653684
>I don't understand why we can't be a hippy drum circle.

No. See, you do. You just want to whine and pretend you're making some profound observation about how it could be better. That's not mature. That's what a child thinks is mature.

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>>13653693
You see, I'd agree with you if there were ever a case of someone going ">No pegging."

But there isn't. Literally never have I seen someone in these threads complain about a lack of Anal. It's always the anti-pegging fags that get uppity and start shitposting.

If it were a problem I'd understand, but it isn't.

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>>13653693
>The one not shared by everyone else they're hanging around. Please.
So we're just not allowed to discuss anything but the most vanilla of sex? Because that seems to be the only thing most people here like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653702
I'm in a thread about fucking half animals, it's pretty much already over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653702
/v/, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653707
Yes. If you join a community, you conform to the majority or get excluded.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be forcefully /ss/'d by your yandere Kikimora meido
>she will never wake you up with morning titjobs, blowjobs, thighjobs, and buttjobs
>she will never give you a nursing handjob as you drink from her Hathor-milk enhanced breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653703
>I can't stand people disagreeing with me, you fucking hippy child.

Can you change this radio station? You literally don't add anything new to your argument. Just try to hold back the tears when someone doesn't want the exact same thing as you.

Holy fuck have you ever even tried not being autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653716
Why are Kikimoras so much olev? i can't get enough of dem maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653716
Could be worse. Could have to put up with what's going on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653717
But that's exactly what you're doing, just couched in pretended inclusivity.

[Anonymous No.]

You realise your Lamia daughteru has developed a bad habit of hugging her friends too hard, how do you break it to her that she's a thoughtless brute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13650867
I want the Alp Lilim to perform a massive magic ritual that swaps everyone's sex for one story arc!

I especially want to see the mixed reactions and confusion among the alps that all temporarily got their dicks back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653733
why is her belly button so red?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653733
Use a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653733
keep giving her huggable stuffed toys filled with balloons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653733
It's not her fault her grandma was a Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653643
Adorable

>>13653634
>Mindflayer warps a salamander's mind so she wants to be fat
>Makes a unicorn have an NTR fetish
>Makes a leanan sidhe love Modern Art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653733
Let her be friends with a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653736
She's going to explode from the pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653579
>For a few seconds
>I lock my lips with hers and begin to slowly pump and grind our hips together
>Her slimy tongue wriggles around my own, despite her complete objection to what is going on
>"Hey, I could have sworn I heard something over here?" One of them speaks up in a deep voice
>"Yeah, eh? I heard something too. I can even smell something in the air." The other one speaks up, sounding like some Muppet possessed by Satan
>After a few seconds they turn around and leave, and I go back to ravishing the Mind Flayer in front of me
>But in just one thrust she goes cross eyed and cums HARD
>Her juices and slime coat my loins as she starts panting heavily
>Not wanting to be left out, I bring myself to a climax shortly after her
>Once both of us have cum, and stained the ground with foul fluids, and looks up to me with a most irritated glare
>I smugly smile back at her
>....And she pokes me in the chest
>Instantly, I experience a mind obliterating orgasm and black out
>I forgot they can make a man orgasm and faint randomly with a single touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653736
Infection from a bad piercing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653713
Does this include excluding F/m rape because that is some bullshit with MGE involved. The fetish was a big part of /a/'s threads and these ones for a long time (and the only reason I'm here.). We got really vocal fags whining about it now sadly. /tg/ was fine with a lot more stuff when MGs were allowed.

I find it so bizzare that a Monster Girl community could be so thin skinned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653732
>You're excluding me by being tolerant of others.

This conversation is done, you obviously have no idea what you're saying.

I'm honestly a little sad for you. What the hell happened that made you think this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653735
What if you go the Soul Eater route, and everyone's genderswapped form is the appearance and to an extent personality of their ideal partner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653728
But you are putting up with what's going on right now, aren't you?

>>13653733
I buy her a daki for her to vent all that excess hugging on.

>>13653736
She's going nuclear. This is why the thread's so afraid of monstergirl yuri. Because if two monstergirls ever get too close, they'll trigger a nuclear explosion and wipe out millions.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope everyone of you will be raped by hornet-chans stinger. If monstergirls are real, you'd still be a faggot.
>not gitting gud
Daily reminder that life isn't a faggot board game or a faggy video game where youcan git gud by rolling dies or pressing buttons.
Daily reminder that you'll never git gud enough to fight monster girls.
>m-muh guns and m-muh weapons
Have fun getting buttraped by niggers in jail
Also >implying I'm a 'traitor'
Can't be a traitor for telling the truth.
>inb4 y-you're so mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653741
>Makes a unicorn have an NTR fetish
That's just a bicorn, you only need to cheat on her for that to happen naturally.

>Makes a leanan sidhe love Modern Art
Mass produced junk food. Who doesn't love that?

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>>13653741
>Makes a leanan sidhe love Modern Art
Literally Hitler. The ntr and submissive hellhounds was bad enough but this doesn't just go over the line, it completely obliterates it. Hope you end up in Anubis court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653754
>If monstergirls are real, you'd still be a faggot.
If monstergirls were real that means they're 3D so I wouldn't care about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653752
That would make us avoid having monsterboys, so I'll allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653749
It's weird because the threads were actually really tolerant of fetishes outside of the golden rule "Traps, futa, monsterboys"

Now you have to conform to every autist's taste or you get this.

It's like fucking tumblr in here, stepping on eggshells waiting for someone to get offended before everyone blows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653754
Luckily I don't follow shitty threadcanon so Im safe from her stinger. I think your post baitd both sides all at once. Good post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653681
>Why can't we get fucked up the ass like a five dollar hooker without people calling us gay?
A-autism!

Precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653738
This is what the world has come to?

Having a problem with a monster girl daughteru? Why do something like sit down and have a parental talk when you can Mindflay™ your problems away!

Waifu monster girl deposition not to your liking? Why share your thoughts and feeling with her and find a compromise when you can Mindflay™ your troubles away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653767
Bullshit. Pegging and NTR have always been on that list too. Which is why this shitstorm is exactly what it is right now. Only autists pretend otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653756
What pit does this get me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653716
>forcefully

Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653749
/tg/ is full of the fucking worst kinds of cancer fetishists and sjw faggots. Just about all smut produced on /tg/ is yuri, futa, furry, bestiality, some really wierd shit or a combination of multiple of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653769
Please go back to tumblr where you can have your safespaces without being triggered.

>>13653774
Right about the NTR, pegging was either accepted or ignored until moving here. Kraken was pegging master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653775
The cactusgirl pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653572
Well, if anything good can be taken from this, it'd be faux-gyaru Shirohebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653778
Is there a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653775
A pit full of corrupted alp mindflayers, that's how serious a crime this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653781
>Telling lies on the internet
Nega, you old recently homeless faggot. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653756
>Anubis Court
If this were a thing I'd probably get a reputation for being a weirdo who sits in on public trials and cases just to ogle the judges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653769
He didn't say anything about that, but you lot are a bunch of autists.

Also your greentext goes on circular logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653781
>Kraken was pegging master
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Any pastebins or greentext stories involving cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653781
>Safe space

Take your own advice, faggotry has never been welcome here, no matter what /d/fags say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653724
Kikimora's are love, maids are great.
Kikimora maids are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653787
Wait, Nega went homeless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653794
Bollocks had one before he pulled an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your waifu just wants to deposit her most intimate fluids inside of you
forcefully, if need be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653781
>Kraken was pegging master
I did not agree to that.
Kraken was for tentacle-wrapped slimy underwater sex for most of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653754
Uh, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653780
Their monstetgirl threads were decent. They were a lot like /a/ threads with non-futa /d/ regulated to a tiny corner every now and then. So basically like /a/. MGfags on /tg/ shun furries so it helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653745
>A boy in a onesie suddenly wakes up
>"Golly Gee! That was a weird dream!" The boy proclaimed
>"Are you okay, Jimmy?" A sleepy Apophis in a similar onsie wakes up next to him while rubbing her eyes
>"I'm fine Ophy. Weird dream though!"
>A full grown Apophis in a teddy slithers into the rooms
>"Are you two alright? I heard some shouting?"
>"We're fine, Mom. Jimmy just had a nightmare." The sleepy Apophis mutters out
>Would you like to come sleep with me, Jimmy?" The mother snake flashes a seductive smile while drooling a bit
>"No." The boy and young snake say in perfect unison
>"O-Oh, okay.... My offer still stands in case you change your mind~"
>She slithers out of the room after blowing a kiss towards the young boy
>"Ophy, your mother is weird."
>"Tell me about it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653792
Remember back when you were in school and there was that one kid that always had to include that one thing he liked in everything he did? Maybe it was pokemon or sonic or naruto or whatever. Didn't matter if you were trying to play baseball or tag. He had to include it in everything. He couldn't set it aside and just enjoy something without it for a minute.

That's you guys. That's legit autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653805
Why would she have to forcefully feed me the delicious soup she cooks for me everyday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653780
>yuri
why is that group with all those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653805
Just load her up on potions till she's to big to move, let alone fit.
Done and you can tease her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653773
It is certainly one more way to shitpost and get guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.]

The shitstorm in a nutshell
>stop liking what I don't like wahhhhh
>inb4 muh tradition
Not even talking about shit fetishes here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653767
>telling lies on the internet

Tell me the one about the vast majority that likes futa and monsterboys again anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653805
>oomukade

Let her. Then I'll give her a taste of some of my own so she can feel just as ecstatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653789
>"Your honour the defendant is clearly looking up your skirt" the opposing Tanuki lawyer says
>The Anubis blushes slightly and not so subtly shifts so it's easier to see between her legs
>"White lace huh" you comment, leaving the Tanuki in complete shock
>Only an hour later you're let off the hook on the condition that the Anubis judge oversees your "community service"
>That service strangely takes place in her bedroom
Monster girl courts would be more corrupt than mexican politicians

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653805
>your waifu will never schlick and mix some of her blood into your soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653809
>tfw old grog
>haven't been on /tg/ in more than a year

It was a good board...once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653810
Hee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653825
>It was a good board...once.
that what I heard people saying 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653811
It isn't though. I never brought it up and I tend not to in these threads. But don't expect me to sit back and let you diss prostate stimulation. Those are fighting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653810
>a onesie
what is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653818
>I don't care if it burns down the thread I WAAANT IT
>I'm entitled to what I want and everyone else is the autist
>Who cares about the rest of the thread. ME, I'M IMPORTANT

FTFY. Bonus, it works for both sides. But it's more true for the side with smaller numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653831
One-piece pajamas worn by infants. Google is your friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations! Allah, god of the righteous and shepherd of the lost looks down on you with a smile! He has decided that you deserve a reward befitting a man of your status and will let you choose how you get it.

1. Monstergirls are real: Allah makes it so that the lamias and holstaurus and all the other monsters rise up from the sands and become real. They give birth to either monstergirls or human boys and they have the exact same personalities as your preferred headcanon. You are assured to find one you like and given the chance to live in harmony with her regardless of any other geopolitical situations that might take place. Just remember, they are REAL girls with all the issues that real girls go through, just that she truly loves you.

2. You become anime: Allah sends you straight into a world just like ours! Except Anime! Common tropes and storylines apply and you can easily become a protagonist of your preferred genre if you wish. No monstergirls though, like ever. Regular 2-D girls only. Maybe traps if they happen to be included in your particular choice of genre. The most monsterish you can go is maybe a dark elf if you decide to go for some mmo storyline or deep sciencefiction.

3. Perfect MG threads: Everyone simultaneously decides that your headcanon is the best and adjusts their fetishes to suit your tastes. These threads flourish under your supreme taste which nobody outside of the most neckbearded losers can deny.

Can you please drop this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653819
Meant for >>13653781but what the hell, same bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653833
>But it's more true for the side with bigger numbers
FTFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653829
Some of the specific generals still stayed good after the purge and the questification. I hung on until they too went south. There was time once, long ago, when the fa/tg/uys got shit done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653841
>but it's more true for the side that's on an anonymous imageboard with no tallyable supporters.

FTFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
3D monstergirls are better then 3D women, so I'll go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
Anyone who doesn't go for 2 is a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653841
Nah, more people are happy when the smaller number shuts up. That's how social groupings work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653844
>pegging
>even the slightest chance of majority

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
3.

Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
Well, 3 is already true.

If you faggots would stop derailing, everything would be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
1 nigga, is there even any contest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653802
That sucks, Was there anymore? the large google excel list doesn't seem to categorize stories by monster.

Real shame at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653852
Please just drop it, nothing good comes from keeping it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
>MGs with 3D problems
>Don't get to choose what kind of world you go to
>People can still move against you

Iblis pls.

>Spoiler

What are you new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
>human boys

You trying to stop one shitstorm and start another at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653861
There's nothing wrong with monstergirls birthing humans. Human/Monster master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
If choice one follows my headcanon then they wouldn't be like real 3DPD. You know, with all the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653856
>DOOO do. do. do.
>DUUU du. du. du.
>mfw thought of Tunak Tunak Tun instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
1 is best choice.

>Just remember, they are REAL girls with all the issues that real girls go through
Menstruation is an easy price to pay for monster girls to be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mature ara ara vampire that won't eat her vegetables
I want to be that faceless man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653861
Right, it should be monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653864
I'll take that as a yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653870
Wanna tie her up and make her eat them.

Gonna tie her up and make her eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653870
Little late on that one >>13652257

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653810
>Unbeknownst to either of them, a small, dark, and tentacled figure was staring at them though the window
>"Kuhuhuhu~"
>A Weresheep pushes the Dark figure to the side and glares through for a brief second, before the dark figure pushes her aside and reclaims her spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653870
It's a vampire. Is he retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653861
No him, but honestly, why does this one piss people off? That's the dream, unifying the species. And it's not like anyone can pass it off as anything other than headcanonn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653868
But I thought we agreed that even if MG's were like this they wouldn't have periods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653861
Fuck you talking about? Are you shits bothered by that too now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653878
Just a little, seen it pop up on pixiv and thought it'd make a change from the shitstorm. I'm so slow I make wurms look like Einstein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653890
Well, it's the thought that counts.

Carry on citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653885
I would rather have mgq anglerfish girl than an mge girl with periods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653888
Anon, you're triggering me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653864
What you're doing

What you think you're doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
>1
best options, no contest. 3d girl problems is not the worse thing ever
>2
I was born 3d and I must die 3d as tragic as that is. To be 2d I would living a lie and a stranger in a world where I don't belong.
>3
Stupid, why would I want a thread where everyone thinks the same as me? That would be just me talking to myself nonstop. Yes there would be not shitters but here's the thing, you actually ignore the shitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653890
>"Baka!"
>"Bwaaaaaka~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653885
Yep they would ovluate and reabsorb. Like most mammals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653749
F/M rape is fine. It's just deviant shit that shouldn't be allowed here. There's a board for that and it's called /d/. If you wanna get fucked in the ass or jerked off with tentacles or giant claws or something, there are probably more like minded people there than here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653861
Yer one o' them self-hatin' types, arentcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653888
>Now

This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653896
You can stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653901
Though they still desire chocolate and ice cream like human women do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653901
To be honest, either way it's still better than reality as it is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653900
I want to spray her with a hose to help her keep cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653903
You overshot. Some girls have no choice but jerk you off with claws and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653906
No. Just an oldfag from /a/ who only recently moved to these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
>No more 3DPD
2D by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653884
Incubi aren't human. Kinda the point of unifying into a new combined species.

Human children is seen as a lazy headcanon that just looks to erase any kind of conflict or taboo of mating with monstergirls in the long term. Which is part of the appeal for some, like if you made all monstergirls non-rapey you'd have a similar reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're cuddling with your perfect monstergirl waifu in bed when she suddenly gets all serious and somber
>Breaks down into tears as she confesses that you're not actually married and that you don't actually love her
>She actually hired a mindflayer to make you think you've been married for years and that she's your favorite monstergirl type
>It's actually only been about a week since you've been together, not counting the first three days where your mind was too scrambled to do anything but cum when she raped you.

How do you react? she's actually your tenth favorite monstergirl by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653810
But Ophy's mom is married...

Ophy sees her and her daddy wrestling all the time. She watches their home movies of the matches with Jimmy sometimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653884
Not so much the human boy, but rather the alternative is the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653913
This. Maybe people aren't particularly excited about getting fondled by monster bits but its not something most people mind when it happens. Especially for certain monsters where they don't have much choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653918
>to erase conflict or taboo

So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653918
But what if I like them to have human sons and still be rapey. Monster girl momdom is great. Although there's always the adoption reason to make that work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
Could be worse. Said PMG waifu could be my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653918
So lamias giving birth to incubi, for example?
That still sounds tons better than "No sons ever."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653913
Show me one monster girl without a mouth, tits or vagina.
And I don't really hate it happening, I just don't think it should be fetishized here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653918
>erase any kind of conflict or taboo of mating with monstergirls in the long term
Proactive dating is still bound to be a thing like in Seafoams stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653824
Thank god for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653932
Anon, seriously?

No, just, seriously?

Fucking seriously?

Are you being for real right now? I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653884
Eh, I'm fine with monstergirls giving birth to human sons as long as it is something very rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
Fucking dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653918
Incubus as not human in any context is a matter of opinion. I normally hate that stuff but it's not so different that it registers as non-human to me. I don't care to debate it since I'm on a shitty phone just that it is also depdent on your view. For some incubi or human boys mean the same in practice or in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
>10th favourite monster girl
>Sahuagin
I'm perfectly okay with this. Top 10 out of 100+ is far from worst case scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653920
She is married, but Jimmy just reminds her of her husband so much when he was younger , that she can't help herself.

Though I hear those "themed wrestling" videos are a bit much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
>She's actually your tenth favorite monster girl
Ah, who cares. With all the species in play anyway, odds are she's still a Lamia-type, right?
Wait, there aren't 10 lamia species?
Okay, then she's a Pharaoh then, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653925
Imagine these rapey sex-crazed monsters right? Imagine that they have sons. Would they ever leave their little towns or go anywhere or do anything? No. The driving force for most all the monsters in MGE is to get a man. And they generally don't care about incest. They don't even need food past sexual maturity. When they can make their own men, they basically become insulated xenophobes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653884
Because people here are so insecure, any other male presence is bound to trigger them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653936
Why wouldn't I?
I'm just distinguishing between someone who is fine with paws/claws/tentacles on his dick, and someone who looks at a monster girl and thinks about how sexy her paws/claws/tentacles are and how he wants them all over his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653885
So what exactly are considered 'REAL girl problems' here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653837
1 Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653952
Oh well, when you put it that way you sound a lot more reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
Undine was my number 10 on that favorites image thing from a little bit ago. I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653939
Incubi are not human by any definition. They're literally the monsterization process applied to a human man. Just like elves and vampires aren't regular elves and vampires anymore after monsterization. They may look similar but they're not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
DROPPED.

>>13653921
>alternative

Which is?

[Anonymous No.]

It's me or we're jumping from shitstorm to shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653953
Emotional shit, nigga. All the insecurities and fears and coping mechanisms and shit that real people have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653953
PMS, infertility, bitchiness, materialism, and all sorts of other foul odors, stains, and puddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653952
It shouldn't matter in these threads. The overlap makes it meaningless, and its not generally on people's radar as something triggering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653962
This is your captain speaking. Right now we're leaving the shitstorm for a mild shitshower followed by a some turbulence as we enter the shitdrafts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653962
It's a new girl's release day, expect it to carry on until part way into next thread at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653953

>got 'Real girl problems'?
Well I feel bad for you son, got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one


>EVERYTHING IS A GIRL PROBLEM. EVEN STUPID SHIT THAT SHOULDN'T BE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653963
real people suck
I dont get into mge to deal with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653959
Monster boys

>>13653962
Isn't it always like that? If we're not bitching about one thing, we'll end up bitching about something/someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653967
I just wanted to enter the mile high club with a Cheshire! Can't I just do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653952
What's so bad about that? It's not like I don't care about their human features too, if that's what you're insinuating. Am I only allowed to find certain bits of a monster girl sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
>How do you react?
I'm still mindflayed into loving her unconditionally.

I should react the appropriate way and either tell her that it doesn't matter and that I still love her or that this is exactly my fetish.

The real question is what would SHE say or do about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653974
She's a stewardess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
I don't even have a list that long. Crap, uh jinko maybe or kitsune. I could live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653949
Anon, listen here, wait, wait, easy. MGs can't have sons, this is fact. None can claim otherwise, because the setting would end. But, what's wrong with expanding our stories a bit. Seafoam has done it to thread satisfaction. It's so we have more scenarios to discuss, that's all.

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>>13653958
They are in that way though. If it's enough to still call succubus elves , elves then it should apply to humans. It's just humans with an extra bit of DE with spirit energy to boot. So it's a matter of opinion. I would debate it with you more but I'm on a shit phone. Please don't do this to me.

Ping is that not everyone is going to make your distinction so keep that in mind at least. Human boys would just be a synonym and not a work around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653949
>implying that's bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653984
Seafoam didn't really get into any the ramifications behind it either. He just used it as a vehicle to make a stress-free modern monster family analogue. Which is what most people generally want to use it for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653982
That makes her 40 times hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653973
>spoiler

But we don't want that. And the DL is pushing for monsters to birth humans, it's the CG fucking shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653986
*Point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653994
The chief god is the only reason monster girls even still exist, without her they'd all turn into succubi
MGE is fucked no matter what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653976
It doesn't agree with his tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654002
The tastes of the majority you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654000
The lore is shit, taking the locations/regions/girls and making your own fantasies out of that is much better than trying to make anything good out of MGE's factions, politics and gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653991
>What people want to use it for
And what's wrong with that?

>>13654000
Tu Que?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654006
The majority doesn't get caught up in that. Ambivalent or indifference at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654009
>And what's wrong with that?
Nothing but some people will complain about anything. Even if they win the lottery, become a multi millionaire and get the monster waifu of their dreams they'll still find a way to say the situation is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653993
>Monster Girl Airlines
>Fleet of only small, private jets, and extra-large jumbo jets
>Even the Jumbo Jets are only low-capacity flights
>This is because, rather than trying to stuff as many seats into as small a space possible, MGAir has beds, lounge seats, and other more relaxed seating options
>The lower level of their jumbos have the seats spread out like large, airborne lounges
>The upper level is like a high-flying hotel with private rooms
>Everybody joins the mile high club every flight
>Stewardesses are always single

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653900

What are the chances of me winning a Bwaka namecalling duel with a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653986
Not really a human when you live for thousands of years, can take a bath in lava, and can't bang a human women without her going sex demon. It's not some learned wizardry. That's full on everyone born with it sort of thing. That's really objective metrics for not human.

Even the MGE guide says the only reason they're tentatively classed as something new instead of full monster is only human men make SE and an incubus is the only known creature in the universe to be able to have both DE and SE.

If you're going by appearance alone or mind alone and you could be calling various undeads human. They can still breed. They can age. They can be warm when they're powerful. But they're not human.

TLDR: Words mean things. If it prevents a shitstorm, then it's smarter to use the right one. Incubi at least are KC eventual canon so are less controversial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654014
Please give now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654000
Each race has its own mana though. That's how they're not all succubi and how monsterization can occur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654009
The chief god's influence is the only reason the girls still retain traits of their former selves. Without her the succubus energy would just completely take them over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654014
Fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654015
Zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654011
I'm still pretty sure you could count the number of people in this thread who actively fetishize monster features on one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654015
>Start calling each other Bwaka repeatedly
>Eventually move on to extended "Bwaaaaaaaaaaka" namecalling
>You run out of breath first, leaving the wurm standing over you triumphantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654019
THAT WHAT WE WANT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654022
I'm pretty sure you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365401
Humans in general fantasy can acquire the ability to do these things and still retain their humanity. Like One Piece or wizards in TTRPGs. It's definitely a fine line but KC also called incubi humans as well. If you're still around in about 6 or 8 hours I can source it and go into detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654027
>he thinks he wants this
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654022
People usually don't split girls into parts. It's a singular creature. Like a platypus isn't some chimaera. It's just one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654027
>wanting succubus girl encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654022
Doesn't matter. It's dumb to shun it, really minor thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654027
>WE
>Full caps
>?!
Most obvious bait of the thread and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654034
>People usually don't split girls into parts.
they lack initiative

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654025
>>13654021
Dammit, fine. She'll probably her victory wish after this. What a bwaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654022
>Not appreciating your waifu as a whole
What a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654035
No you idiot. For the DL to make teem the and not to make killing machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654034
So you're not allowed to particularly like certain parts of a girl, or like others less?

[Anonymous No.]

>Men being hunters
>Husbands being able to speak out against their wives
>Men not being well-versed in cooking, cleaning, child care, and love-making
>Men initiating romantic or sexual contact
>Women who allow this while also not protecting their men
>Women who are more concerned with vain things rather than their strength

Why is human society so despicable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654025
>She's so happy as she walks down the road that she walks face first into a lamp post
>She may have won the name calling but she's still a Bwaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654032
I've read the source and the line you're thinking about is "it's not brainwashing, it's really your hidden desires" tier. And again, like I said, born with or transformed. Not learned. Otherwise you could be classifying dragons as wildshaped druid humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654042
>Her wish is a date with you
>With handholding
>And waffles
Anon, you have to be a man and keep your word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654038
>>13654033
See>>13654044

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654044
What are you even talking about?
Without the demon lord, we get killing machines.
With demon lord + chief god, we get monster girls.
With just the demon lord, the girls lose all monstrous qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654042
>>13654042
I want to have a bwaka off with a wurm and a fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654044
*to make them whole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654048
What was it they said about the grass being greener?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653858
He uploaded his files a few threads back. I can upload the zip somewhere for you if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654055
No, that's not how it works. Even if the chief god goes they would still have their monstrous parts and traits, they would just be able to do more things now that the CG is no longer interfering with a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654030
Why?
>>13654036
It's not that minor. I'll encourage anyone to appreciate monster girls as a whole. But if you start fantasizing about the monster bits specifically, rather than about the girl as a whole, you're just kinda going full furry/bestialityfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654053
But that's three wishes at once, she's cheating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654055
No. The monsters still have their own mana and types. They're already succubized from being connected to the demon lord's mana stream. The Chief God is keeping them from having incubus children and being less rapey. Nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654048
How would life be on the run after escaping from an amazoness that husbando'd you by force?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654048
I want a big strong proud amazoness to tell me I'm cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654073
You'll never be able to stop moving. It ain't even about love or lust anymore, it's about honor. You may as well have killed her father. She is fucking Inigo Montoya now.

>"You broke my heart. Prepare to be raped."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654074
With head pats?

Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654071
>demon lord can suppress monsters' desire for slaughter, and makes them dislike unnecessary maiming and killing
>but can't suppress rapeyness
lol KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653919
Get myself fixed up.

Start over with her and give her a fair chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654078
Actually she can't surpress the desire for slaughter. That's why she turned the dial from kill to rape. Made them hunger for a different kind of meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654074
I want to call an Amazon cute and give her headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653572
>Thread cannon is actually a mindflayer conspiracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654076
What if you are as much hunter as her and actually know enough of the trade to conceal your own presence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654048
Yeah, thanks to that we have skyscrapers and the internet you straw hut bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654074
>You're cute...now get back in the kitchen!
>Your anniversary gift is in there along with a little something...special

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654078
It's a setting made for people with reverse rape and femdom fetishes, what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654080
Even then, you'd expect them to be a lot more violent about it if she really did just turn the dial from kill to rape. Smash up a few bones to make sure you can't struggle, and just out of sheer sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654084
You lose because she can smell/see your essence. She's faster, stronger and has better senses than you.

You might try to outwit her, but it's likely smarter to gather some friends to take her on. Strenght in numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654090
>Smash up a few bones to make sure you can't struggle
To be fair, there's nothing in MGE stating that this doesn't happen. They're only not okay with killing, but they're never shown to have any inhibitions about anything short of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654080
Please go back and read the world guide because you've been spewing wrong information for the last Half hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGE Amazons still lack art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654095
I actually want to see a standoff between hunters, how each one is trying to hunt the other, it would make an epic story in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654096
>They're only not okay with killing

I highly doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654099
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654103
Let him have his fantasies.
Arguing will do aboslutely nothing,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654102
I've mentioned the same idea before myself but no one has wanted to do anything with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654090
The corollary to that is the line about demonic energy coating every sharp surface means it's hard for them to hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654096
Then there's this faggot.

MAMONO MANA keeps monsters from harming men during intercourse, and monsters love men, they wouldn't hurt you in purpose outside of incapacitating you for rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654105
Do they upset you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654102
>>13654108
I honestly could only see that happen if it were a group of hunters trying to take down an amazon. Or a single hunter with some serious magical talent to back him up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654108
Because it wouldn't happen.

Monsters win every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654113
>>13654099
They're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654113
Nah, I hate their fans more than anything.

Like Mantisfags or Anubisfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654117
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654114
It wouldn't be an epic story if it were a group, what would be glorious in a bunch of guys ganging on someone else? the premise is awesome because it is between two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654111
Only applies if they don't want to inflict harm.
>>13654112
During intercourse, sure. But I'm talking about before. They gotta incapacitate you somehow before raping you. They may be reluctant to inflict major injuries unless necessary, but I doubt that breaking a bone or two would bother their conscience much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654115
I'm sure you can make a compelling story where it can go either way to provide the correct amount of tension and conflict. Super strong versus super agile and stealthy is one example. If you want smut then you have the monster girl win. If you want HFY you have the man win. It's really up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654119
I almost never see people talking about Amazons, let alone being fags about it.

Anubis/Dragon/Kikifags, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654114
Nah, make him beat her with nothing but skill and watch invincible monsterfags tears roll in.

[Anonymous No.]

So aside from squid husbando is she wearing a dress or a living symbiote of sorts or are the octopus legs her real legs?

Pondering some ideas for a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654119
>their fans
Where? Whenever they tried to speak up about anything, shitposters would shout them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654125
But that'll never happen.

All it'll be is some short bullshit about how some fuckwad's been avoiding some monster for a day or so, then fuck up and lol rape.

That's what will happen every single time, so why bother with it in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653802
>>13653858

>Caring about Eunuch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654121
Anon pls, I may be a faggot but I'm not dumb. We've had a shitstorm for the last 3 or so hours and you open Amazon discussion with this >>13654048?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654125
>>13654128
It is actually said somewhere that a human can attain heroic-tier levels of power that can enable him to fight equally with MGs, it's just a matter of intensive training and willpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654126
I like them but I also like 90% of mgs so it's not that impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654119
Wait? We hate mantis now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654138
That would make for a poor greentext. I was thinking more about a short story.

>>13654141
Including heros doing herioc things makes for good protagonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654098
>Though its form has changed, the urge to assault men is a deeply ingrained instinct that is a remnant of the age of the former Demon Lords.

Please, continue making a fool of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654140
I didn't even post that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654119
How can you hate someone that isn't even allowed to talk about his girl without being told to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654138
Defeatist pls.

>>13654125
>Can't have smut if the guy wins

Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654141
>enable him to fight equally with MGs

Yeah, maybe with a Giant Rat.

No hope for anything stronger than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654156
Of course you can't, because then the story would be shitposted into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654124
But they want the guy to enjoy the sex too, and broken bones kind of prevent any possible enjoyment to be had from sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653802

To be fair I didn't so much as pull an Alp as I got rid of things I knew people didn't care about. You all get along fine without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654141
>Thinking this matters

You underestimate the autism here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654158
Maybe for you, a Knight vs Dragon is still a viable fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654139
Muh apple-bottomed Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654149
You don't even know what I'm getting at because you're so far your own ass and I'm done talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653618
That's Saisyu Kusanagi you pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654153
Doesn't matter, it was a bait post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654141
Do I get a Valkyrie waifu if I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654161
Yep, not gonna name any names, but we all know a certain group who would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654169
I'd rather have it be bigger.

>Mfw no tsun cyclops with huge behind so you can call her the biggest ass in school

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654138
>this canon thing will never happen
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654161
Hasn't stopped me before. I'm getting real tired of your "but the shitposters!" attitude anon. You're being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654186
>big bootied pear-shaped Cyclopses
Yesss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654169

It'd almost be cute if it weren't so pathetic that you seem to have any amount of caring for one of the worst writefaggots this thread produced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654141
Guy is right though.

If it's done with anything other than luck, whiney babies will flood the thread like the plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654193
Not him but does that mean you're going to write it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654196
YOU DON'T TIGHTEN THAT KIND OF SCREW WITH A WRENCH DUMBASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654200
Of course he won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654193
At least you can write. Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654200
What, Amazon vs Hunter? No, I don't care for them.

Still laughing that one greentext I wrote about one got some guy so pissed off he had her put to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654158
You should check KC's tweets some time.
Only the Demon Lord and her daughters are considered untouchable in a straight fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654214
Yeah sure, and I'm the President of Mexico.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654210
Doesn't have to be an Amazon. You could put any monster up against a skilled hunter and have it be interesting cat and mouse game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654214
>Demon Lord and her daughters are considered untouchable in a straight fight
>muh boss characters

Not even suprised.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry and be the house-husband of an Amazon or an Oni. Because I like to cook, and imagine all them prime cuts of meat they'd bring back all the time after hunting that you'd get to indulge in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654216
I'd have to do some research, I'm an asshole about details, meaning it'd take a long ass while, so...eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654194
And I think I'm in love...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654221
Good for you, beta-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654158
But Anon, humans in this setting are a lot more awesome than you.
Remember that the fallen maidens were already rangers, sealing priestesses, and magical girls.
And wizards exist. Honest-to-goodness wizards, and they're said to be delicious because spellcasting mana = male spirit energy.
Makes me wonder though if an incubized wizard gets stronger or weaker via the yin yang effect of demonic energy.
Does their magic start to all become corrupt, complete with color changes and alternate effects? Do they just feed all their mana into their wife and then she's the mage? Do they have a succubus powerset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654226
I hope you do. I would love to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654221
Is that a fang she's sporting there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654230

>Implying there is anything shameful about this
>Implying that homemaking and child-rearing aren't full-time professions
>Implying it isn't a position of honor and adoration

Amazons are all daddy's girls at heart. Papa's gonna be the one to take care of them scraped knees. Papa's gonna be the one who makes the best chicken stew in the world when she gets sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654235
Looks more like a dot of white as a highlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654221
To be honest I would be fine with it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654238
I never said it's shameful.
I am saying you're doing a womans job.

>inb muh gender roles
No one cares tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654238
Okay, this is very important, who makes the decisions in the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654243
>tumblr
Not him, but seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654238
But Anon, wanting to be the wife is gay.
Where is your maledom bear-wrestling manliness?
I'd love to be a househusband too. Storytime with the daughterus, domestic chores, having dinner ready when the waifu gets home and massaging her while listening to her day. It's not like I don't have or enjoy most of the skills living alone already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654247
That part wasn't for him, that was for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654247
What? are you going to bitch about it as well? we already have enough feminazis as it is anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons seriously think they can be dominant with monster girls.
>Anons seriously think they can defeat a monster girl.

My sides have entered the stratosphere

[Anonymous No.]

I want both me and my MG waifu to both have jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654207
Oh, I've never taken a name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654172
Dude check your reply chain, I'm not even the other guy you were arguing with. I've only said three things, all from the guide. Maybe pull your own head out, get a little light to read by and you can tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654256
>implying they can't

I do enjoy laughing at retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654256
>Anon seriously thinks MGs can't be defeated just because he enjoys his femdom
This is actually more laughable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654256
Shut up, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654259
A lotta loyalty for an anonymous writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654257
>both working
>leaving your young daughterus with a caregiver
It's like you don't even want to personally feed them your energy at a young age so they can turn into high tier seductresses better than your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654268
No anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654265
>I'll just ignore every fact and keep acting like a moron for muh maledom

It's like talking with a wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654256
That's nice dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654233
>And wizards exist. Honest-to-goodness wizards, and they're said to be delicious because spellcasting mana = male spirit energy.
>don't even fap for months
>power beyond maximum
>have to fight hot bitches but can't fuck because they're all evil and crazy
>fighting every battle with a literal giant raging hateboner
>the bluer your balls the hotter the fireballs
Casting ain't easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654203

Oh okay. Point still stands on it being pathetic you people cared about the equivalent of pond scum as far as writing goes.

Especially when you memetically hate on Cyclops all the goddamned time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654256
>He calls this bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654277
>I'll just ignore every fact and keep acting like a moron for muh femdom

I mean, I know this is bait, but at least try a litte harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654256
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654289
>>13654285
If this is bait and this is bait... wait... am I bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654289
Tried and true bait that continues to get bites to this very day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654280
Or you could just learn how to spell like a normal person, instead of being a ball wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654267
I don't know what cones next from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654281
I don't memehate cyclops. They're fine in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654289
Everything's bait to your faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654281
>memehate
One giant eyeball is fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654298
Perhaps you're wondering why someone would banepost, before forgetting what the next like is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654305
Still no reason to act like a prissy little girl whenever they're mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654311
I'll act like a prissy little girl whenever I damn well please, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654300

That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654309
line*

fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654318
Ooga booga.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not staying at home and hearing your Kikimora daughter say her first word, "master"
>Not showing your Oni daughter how to put a card in her spokes so her bike sounds like a motorcycle
>Not helping your Gazer daughter with her homework
>Not taking your Hinezumi daughter to karate practice
>Not building a tree house for your Harpy daughter and her friends
>Not taking your Jinko daughter into the pool and teaching her how to swim
That's my reason to want to be a househusband, I don't want to miss a moment of my daughteru's childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654309
I religiously avoid baneposting since it got so bad, you see, cause I'm a big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654296
>ball wizard
>lets his sexual frustration out through his spells
>increasingly phallic bolts and orb spells
>starts yelling at succubi when shooting them
>"TAKE IT, BITCH! HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?! MY HOT ACID BALL ALL OVER YOUR FACE! RIDE THE FIRE PILLAR YOU SLUT! HAHAHAHAHA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654331
I don't want kids at all.

Hell I don't even want a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654048
>Amazons in charge of not living in huts made of sticks glued together with their own shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to convince my Wurm waifu to become a warlord and take over the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654332
>since it got so bad
What, you mean that plane crash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654328
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

who is the spookiest monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654337
So you just come here to jerk off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654331
Just work from home.
No need to be a housefagget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654345
You can't get much spookier than a Skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654342
It was extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654345
I vote Wisp. Anything that can stalk you into the afterlife is a force to be reckoned with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654336
Anon, that's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654347
Yep, along with tickling my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654345
An abandoned Living Doll with busty proportions.
Spookiness factor depends on mannerisms and personality traits so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654349
Mein nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654356
This. I love it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654355
It was a big crash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653802
>>13653858

http://pastebin.com/EMUF77LE

Don't say I never do anything for you scuttlebutt fagknockers. Actually had to search the archives to find it since I was too stupid to save it before deleting it the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654367
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654345

Mindflayer, honestly. The whole idea of being able to manipulate the memories and personalities of others is kinda terrifying to me.

You start to get paranoid. How do you tell what's real and what's not at that point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654347
Don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654378
How can you tell now though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654381
>>13654359

>Sexualizing the monstergirls
Fucking wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654381
I come here for new OC, news on monster girls, the banter, the shitposting, and jerking off in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654378
Agreed.
Purge Mindflayers on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654345
spiders.
>But what about...
Spiders.
>But Anon they're...
SPIDERS!

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon.
Your waifu comes up one day and say she likes her guys 'big' down there, third leg big to be precise.
She's even bought a couple potions from the Sabbath.
Do you indulge her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654328
>that blink

okay that spooked me a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654357
Naw, lewd is conjuration and enchantment specialists who break a succubutt's concentration with tentacles, bind her face down to the ground, and coup-de-gras with a cold iron pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654385
I hope for your sake you're kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654391
Will I be able to live normally?
Will I run out of blood?
Does my waifu look cute stuffed with three feet of cock?
This is all important to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654391
Nah, she can fuck off and get some other guy.

Then I divorce her and take most of her money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654391
I tell her she can fuck off to Chad Thundercock if she cares so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654400
How does alimony work in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654370
>shower sex with a fat-bottomed Cyclops
It's still great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654396
Of fucking course I am, Anon I can't make it anymore obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654391
Yes, I want to make her scream for her mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654407

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go operating innawoods with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654406
Reverse gender roles, so men take most of the money and the kids by default unless the wife can prove he's a psychopath.

But I wouldn't take the kids, they can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654412
I'm here to stay sugarplum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654398
Maybe
Mamano mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654409
No anon, there are true waifufags among us, the type who don't jerk off to their waifu and do the St. Valentine's day thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654420

You can especially fuck off for calling me 'sugarplum' and calling anything Alp 2.0 NegaWalker Mk. III did "great"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
She's the MG i need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654421
>>13654398
Forgot last one.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to scare off the first visiting monster girls by making them think we're all violent savages incapable of love!

If I can't have fun you faggots can't either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654425

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654425
Not him, but why so bitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654418
>He doesn't want to poison his daughter's mind and make her hate her mother.

If you're gonna act like a bitch, commit.

>not keeping the free onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654425
Calling you sugarplum means it probably is Nega 1.0 or Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654436
Nah, I don't want anything to do with the cunt, that means the shit kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654433
That you fujoshit kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>this fucking thread every fucking day

yall are all just miserable and taking it out on each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654447
Not always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654447
Thanks for the great insight, professor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654345

Prepare to be spooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654453
That's Doctor Professor to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW there has been nothing but fighting for the past hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654457
Yeah, so what? Wanna fight about it?

[Anonymous No.]

So I dodged out when the translation came. Did we go to shit? Are we still on fire?
Is it safe for cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654454
>fangs
>on a ghost

I hate this planet and everyone in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654461
It's a vampire ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654460
FUCK YOUR CUDDLES! MINDFLAYER WILL MAKE IT SO YOU HATE BEING TOUCHED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654460
Just regular shitposting hours for now. Nothing unusual. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654460
we all need to be healed....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654457
Try 3 faggot. But, if it gets too hot for you, door's right there.

>MFW you're cozy in strife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654468
To hell with healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654469
>3
Try 12 you fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654469
Do you worship Eris as your personal Goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654466
I already hate being touched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654434

U wot m80

>>13654435

There's no reason to not be bitter with you dillweeds You take and take and take like the parasitic child inside of a mother's womb and wonder why alot of people just up and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654467
As polarized as we've become I wonder if it's possible for any new monster to not cause a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654475
Try 2 whole years, when futacat came out you fucking shitstain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654466
>MINDFLAYER WILL MAKE IT SO YOU HATE BEING TOUCHED!
Was my liege the victim of a mindflayer?

Can I blame Mindflayers for everything now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654468
It's OK! A Mindflayer will take all the bad thoughts and make them go away! With her help you'll practically be a new person! You won't remember your troubles, your waifu, your daughteru, none of that, just how much you love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654477
Greetings, your highness. How goes the north?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654483
Polarity might have something to do with it. Shitposting might be a good chunk of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654476
>Not Janus

Small Time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654488
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654484
Try 70 years, when Hitler lost the war you fucking turdface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654491
>Janus
>Using Roman mythology when you could be using superior Greek mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654498
Did you just wave your Theo dick at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654507
I'll beat you to death with it like Priapus would.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm finally back to continue my Ryu teasing greentext.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk

>DAY 2
>You awake sometime after midnight, still cuddled in Eris's strong claw-arms
>Like a baby, almost
>The long, thick leather cuffs from the ceiling restraints are still buckled tightly all up and down the Ryu's tail
>Her strict, metal chastity belt is digging into your back a little; you become more and more uncomfortable as time passes
>"Eris... Eris, wake up."
>She stirs a little, almost dumping you out of her lap
>"Mmmmmm... good morning, my love..."
>The groggy Ryu arches her back as she wakes up
>Her metal chastity bra creaks metallically and stretches with her
>You stand up and shiver a little
>The cool, early morning air feels pleasant on your still naked body
>"Did you sleep okay, my love?" you ask.
>"More or less..."
>The excited and aroused blush on the Ryu's face had never faded while the two of you slept
>You can't help but smile slyly
>The massage and the tongue-teasing you had given her yesterday must still be affecting her
>Her claws drift almost unconsciously to her breasts; she desperately tries to grope at them through the strict chastity bra suckered tightly to her soft, squishy chest
>It's almost too bad that you can't fondle her large, beautiful teats or pinch or pull at and tease her stiff, sensitive nipples
>You feel a lump in your throat as the Ryu hopelessly scratches and pulls at the unyielding metal bra completely locked over her boobs
>"Eris..."
>She jumps a little and her head flies up as she looks at you
>"How about we get your mind of off your belts for a bit?"
>"P-please... yes..."
>the poor Ryu pants with arousal and frustration
>"Follow me then, my love."
>You take your waifu's claw in your hand and lead her across the room to a rather odd looking wall

[Anonymous No.]

This is getting fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

If you rape a half-elf is it half-rape?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use my Mindflayer waifu to sneak up on a happy couple, turn the Monster girl into a slut who forgot all her high school education, and desires nothing more than to be a slut in the red light district pumping out babies and being trashy as fuck. Then I'll have the man have the intense desire to Alp an also be a slut in the red light district, thinking of nothing but cock. I'll make sure to erase any memories they had of being married or even knowing each other. Then Me and my Mindflayer waifu leave.

Then, 6 months later after the couple has split, and their worldly possessions reduced to trashy apartments in poor condition, we'll find the two of them, and restore their minds back to normal so they can see how badly they've ruined their lives for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654510
Not if I tell Ahura Mazdha on your infidel bitch ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654378
>all this world with Earth, high tech and no monsters is just a feigned dream casted on you by a Mindflayer because you just kept resisting all the time
>you're being raped in some underground grotto right now, just like for the past 20+ years of your 'life'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654521
I want to use my Mindflayer waifu for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654525
I want to use my Mindflayer waifu to make your Mindflayer waifu have the inexplicable urge to turn human boys into alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654517
>rape a rapist

That is not rape, that is justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654521
This is so pointless I'm not even miffed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to turn into a squid for a mindflayer with one arm and become its living prosthetic replacement!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use my Mindflayer waifu to find out what's the fucking code to overload the reactor

[Anonymous No.]

Monstersgirls don't really break into people's houses to rape them, right? I mean, home invasion is against the law and stuff, so it must be just rumors...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654537
Have you tried 069?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654537
Wait a minute, that Mindflay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654540
yeah man, ignore the mindflayer probing your mind and changing your memories to be of marrying her

They're just rumors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654530
Well, alright. But only if I can load them into my peasant-railgun and fire them at my enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654540
invest in a Chasity belt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654540
>Monstersgirls don't really break into people's houses to rape them,
That's my fetish, so of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654521
>Men and women everywhere start wearing earplugs wherever they go
>Their eyes make up for the loss and we all become Sasaki Kojiro
>Become nigh incapable
>All other MGs run installers out of town because the only ones who can get a husband are Kikimora, holsts and dormice

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654511
Seems nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654540
this is why you move to somewhere where monsters aren't allowed, like any human settlement with anything resembling a militia.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use my Mindflayer to turn Druella into a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654550
God Damn it.

*Nigh unrapable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654540
It's not home invasion if I let them in.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654556
I imagine that this will turn into a battle of wills and stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654565
I want to have my Mindflayer waifu turn you into a submissive human boy slut traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654565
I know right? They keep going on about sex and husbandoing and spirit energy and mamono mana and rape, etc.

They just won't leave us alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raid an Order meeting with mindflayers, and make all the Paladins think they're cute little submissive elf girls. Then I mail all the big bara Paladins to the P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, now everything is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to try to rape me, only to get her tentacle dissolved by my slime waifu who likes to inhabit my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654580
I'll make a mindflayer make you think the threads are perfectly fine

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to try and make me want to alp only to drop her spaghetti when she realizes that's what I wanted all along! Then I'll give her tender loving while telling her that making people alp against their (original) will is wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

The era of Mindayer shitposting has begun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654583
I want to make my mindflayer make your mindflayer love yuri so I can masturbate to hot mindflayer on alp action

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck is going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654129

Nobody?
Alright, guess I'll make some shit up then.
Fun with lewd tentacle dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654585
>I want to make my mindflayer make your mindflayer love yuri

WHO WOULD WIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654511
>You look up through the clear, luminescent ceiling-barrier at the sky as you pass under it
>Even though it's dark out, you can clearly see the thick, puffy clouds that have gathered on top of the mountain
>Things are coming along nicely up there
>The simmering clouds reflect Eris's arousal; the more teased and aroused she is, the better the storm will be
>Even without the clouds, you can tell by the way she slithers that she is extremely frustrated
>The way her thick, powerful tail swishes back and forth more than usual is a dead giveaway
>Wait a second.
>You're an idiot.
>You forgot to undo her cuffs, no wonder she is moving so weirdly
>"Eris, my love, I'm so sorry..."
>You stop and immediately unbuckle the restrictive leather cuffs from her tail and drape them over your arm
>All seven of them together are pretty heavy; you deposit them back over by the bondage chair and return to her
>She hasn't moved from that spot at all
>Now, she is to trying to pry the chastity belt off from around her aching pussy
>She can barely get the tip of her talons under it, but the squishy, enchanted silicone lining just pushes them back out if they get too far
>You put your hands on either side of her head and gently lift it so her gaze is level with yours
>"Hey. Eris. Is everything okay?"
>Her eyes are glazed over, but your words make her focus a bit
>"Yes, my l-love... T-t-this isn't anything I can't handle..."
>Her distracted, stuttering voice is a little concerning to you
>"Are you sure? I don't want to force you or anything."
>Her eyes focus a lot more and her claws wrap gently around your wrists
>"I'll be fine, my love. Truly. It's just... so hard to ignore..."
>Her voice is stronger now; it makes you a bit more confident
>"Please, lets do the next one. I want to, my love. For us."
>"Okay."
>Her bravery is very touching and endearing to you
>Deep down, you know she can handle whatever you throw at her; you are just letting your insecurities get the better of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654587
Mindflayers are flavor of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654587
Loving and appreciating Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654587
If you don't understand mindflayers will make you understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654587
Autists have a new method of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want a Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654597
I want a mindflayer to make you want a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654585
How about Alpflayers

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle Chubby Alp Senpai as she promises that a Mindflayer will never get near us, and she'll protect my smile!

[Anonymous No.]

Did that Anon overload the reactors yet? We need a big boom here right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying this post wasn't the best of mindflayer shitposting
>>13653634

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654599
Bullying is fine and all, but goro sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654602
I want you to never realize that the Mindflayer IS Chubby Alp Senpai! Or at least made you think that way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654606
U w0t m8

Goro is cool as fuck. You must be one of the mad kintarofags who're whining that he's not in MKX.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hug a mindflayer and caress her tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>KC just wanted to make a Splatoon tribute in MGE
>Ends up making a gamebreaking abomination capable of mindrape, NTR, and destroying your perception of the fabric of reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654610
>abomination
Please don't call my waifu that it makes her sad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect a tomboy kiki from bullies

[Anonymous No.]

Paladins don't seem so bad now huh? You pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a mindflayer read this thread and see how people think of her as an actual monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654619
Your waifu a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654624
I want to hug that mindflayer and tell her how much I love her and how she isn't a monster

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Mindflayer alter your mind so you think you're a pile of shit. Literally, you think you came out of a dog and are a pile of shit, that is your whole life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654610
That's what he gets for bringing one of the scarier D&D monsters into his setting.

Speaking of which Tarrasque MG when? Owlbear MG when? Bugbear MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654631
>Tarrasque MG
You're late as fuck, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

THE MINDFLAYER IS INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654625
I want to make you love mindflayers with my mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654619
She's a horrible cyst born from Satan's colon that makes a matango Amazon alp look good by comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help a traumatized mindflayer who is scared of her power

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654648
Just take her to another Mindflayer and untruamatize her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654646
Why do you include Amazonesses there? They're good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654599
Someone should ask KC if that's even possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654652
She is scared of all other mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654653
I want to have my Mindflayer make a human boy who hates Amazons think he's turned into one, and whenever he looks down at himself or in the mirror he sees an Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654653
Does your master know you're not in the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mindbreak a mindflayer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654664
Stop! You're going to create an Alpazon!

[Anonymous No.]

Thread's ruined two pages away from dying off, we haven't done this in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654674
We did it a couple weeks ago with cupid
Or was that longer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654672
Alps can become Amazons dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654674
Gonna kiss a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654677
That doesn't make any sense though.
How does a man who wants to be a woman end up as a woman in a race where the women act like men?
Wait
I
Nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654676
Cupid was weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654690
I can't remember. At least a week or two, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654671
>they continually melt their mind and reforge it into something even more obscenely debauched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654590
>You finally smile and pull the Ryu in for a quick, passionate kiss
>Your mouth curls around her smooth, firm lips briefly, and Eris delicately, teasingly licks your cheek with her long, serpentine tongue as you pull away
>You two will be just fine.
>This ritual has been getting to you a lot more than you thought it had
>The emotional strain on the two of you is difficult to deal with, but you both can handle it
>Finally, you stand in front of the next contraption
>It's looks just like a normal, stone wall save for a long raised, cross shape on it
>The bars of the cross are only about a foot wide; the middle, vertical bar extends from the floor all the way up to the high ceiling
>You push on the cross firmly and it sinks in a little
>Immediately after that, it folds out of the wall and falls to the stone floor
>A levitaion spell catches it before it hits, just millimeters from the floor
>The cross-shaped piece of wall raises up slowly, coming to a stop around the height of your waist
>Now that the inside of the cross is exposed,it looks almost like the leather massage table from the previous day
>"On you get, my love."
>Eris obediently levitates and lays herself on the cross shaped bed-table
>Despite the fact that it hangs in midair, the table doesn't move a bit as the Ryu puts her weight on it
>You stroke her face with your fingers as she lays on the cross, flat on her back
>Her tail dangles off the bottom of the table a little
>You can't help but bend down and kiss her again, seeing your usually proud and domineering waifu laying down all prone and blushing like this makes your heart flutter
>The Ryu moans a little bit in your mouth as your tongue prods and flicks lovingly at hers
>You break from her before you get too hypnotized by her delicious, beautiful lips and tongue again
>She makes no effort to resist as you move her claw-arms to lay across the horizontal part of the cross

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a Mindflayer who paid her to grab Dr. Pavel!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a succubus then go on a nice walk with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654697
I'm going to inject her with Unicorn and Alice juice and brainwash her into being the biggest prude in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654659
Knowing KC's tweets it should be possible, just unusual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654331
What makes you think you can't do any of these without being a househusband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654709
Alices aren't prudes though, they just don't know about sex, supposedly. The only monster who's been shown to like anything other than sex is Hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13651444
Fuck me, I want to bury my head between those tits and lick from side to side. and every other set of directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654704
>As soon as her arms are in place, metal bands, much like the ones on her chastity belt and bra shoot out of the sides of the table and bind them to it
>The padded metal bands wrap tightly around the Ryu's wrists, above and below her elbows and just under her armpits
>The leather of the table squeaks slightly as the magical restraints pull her arms down even tighter
>Similar cuffs wrap around Eris's tail and belly in many places and restrain them as well
>Her skin and scales bulge out around the tight, metal bands a little; despite this, she still seems fairly comfortable
>You lovingly tease along the outline of the bound Ryu's chastity bra
>She bites her lip in anticipation as she feels your light caress on the very edges of her locked up breasts
>You tap the metal bra carefully in several locations, and it bursts open
>Eris gasps as her huge breasts bounce and jiggle a little as they are freed from their metal and silicone prison
>The chastity bra now hangs limply off of either side of the table, still held in place under her back
>As soon as her bra is off, you greedily grab at her pale, squishy chest
>She moans as two new metal bands snake their way around her torso above and below her now freed boobs
>Now, you can have some fun.
>You passionately knead and massage Eris's teats in your strong hands
>"Hhhhhaaahhhhnnn..."
>She moans deeply as the sensation of you lovingly teasing her beautiful boobs flows over her
>You roughly pinch and tug at her inflamed, erect nipples
>You take one into your mouth and bite and lick at it while you roll her other nipple around between your fingers
>Sweat glistens on her chest as you play with it and suckle on it and tease at it to your heart's content
>The Ryu tries to buck her hips and strain at the tight, metal cuffs, but they are far too strong for her
>She is desperate to get closer to the brutally teasing pleasure you are inflicting on her poor breasts

[Anonymous No.]

All you fools are talking about how mindflayers could rewrite your memories against your will.
But aren't you forgetting about the skeleton girl who's inside you this very second, making sure to protect and support you through your entire life? There's no way she'll let some mindflayer play with your memories just like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654669
>Not having internet in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Neural Amplifier help against Mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mindflayer daughteru making her Dad think she's his wife and raping her until all her holes are gargling cum
>Gets pregnant with heptuplets who will become his harem

Where is your God now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654772
>Where is your God now?
God is a Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654767
Thanks, I needed that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652729
I raise her, love her and when her powers are at their peak, I eat her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653174
>>13653187
1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654768
Like you'd get to use it other than looking up stuff to cook and child rearing bs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654767
That skeleton is just waiting until I die so it can be free to slut it up, don't try your propoganda on me! I bet you're a skeleton with maybe a little flesh on it typing right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653174
>>13653187
2/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654786
You're coloring these? Can you do this one?

[Anonymous No.]

why is he crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654786
The first thing I noticed was the giant ashen tits. Then I realized how big the rest of that rape spider is. GOD. DAMN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654785
You are my niggest of nigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652827
I actually put some of mine on imgur in private albums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654793
Thingken of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654788
>looking up stuff to cook
I already do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654805
I know you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654786
>>13654791
Good work, it's nice to see these in color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654752
>Eventually, you bend down, her soft, squishy teats beneath your chest
>Your fingers dance along her scaly, webbed wing-ears snd Eris bites her lip
>Her ears are extremely sensitive as well
>You lock your legs around her middle bits as you try to pull yourself closer to the bound, helpless Ryu on the cross
>Your lips lock together as you greedily kiss her once more
>You are just as desperate as she is to have her tongue deep down your throat again
>Passionate grunts and moans come from you as you push down against Eris's face, her tongue sliding deep into your mouth
>Guttural, desperate sounds echo throughout the room as you lovingly suck on your waifu's long, thick tongue
>She eagerly pushes it deeper and deeper down your throat; your beautiful, animalistic moans are music to her ears
>Your own tongue pushes against and coils around hers from the bottom of your mouth; you do your best to drag her deeper with yourself
>Her ears that are still being constantly massaged and teased by your hands
>For a single, swift moment, you break from her beautiful, webbed ears with one of your hands as you press a button on the bottom of the cross-table
>"HhhhMMM!!!"
>Eris's tongue-fucking stops and she squeals in surprise as a multitude of little, mechanical arms carrying an assortment of devious items spring from the table
>A small conical, silicone cup of sorts had suckered itself around her tail
>The toy is ribbed and begins to spin; first one way, then the other as it mercilessly tickles the tip of the Ryu's tail
>She tries to thrash a little as stiff, silicone brushes tickle and tease at her sides, belly and armpits
>She can barely move as the magical arms tickle her all over
>Unfortunately for you, Eris's tongue recedes back into her mouth as she laughs and shrieks uncontrollably
>You grin as you sit up
>As soon as you do, more toys come forth and begin to pinch and tickle the Ryu's breasts and nipples

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a QueenFlayer decided to make you her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654819
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654819
Immolate myself, nothing to bring back.
Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654824
Maybe you show good compatibility? Maybe she learned you like the same cartoons?
Hell if I know, she just likes you for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654819
Run. She can't brainwash me if I'm in the other side of the world, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13648451
she totally is.....do not want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654819
Depends. Was I allowed a choice in the matter? Then probably waifu her. Was I not allowed a choice? Either forget I ever DIDN'T want to marry her or quickly learn to love her. You'd be happy with a mindflayer one way or another, it's just a matter of how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654827
>Dying by fire frees your body and soul of impurity and sins
>Will o' Wisps can't get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654835
Let's go with you were allowed a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654793
Because he's a monsterboy now. KC has enabled one of the most haram things of haram. He never asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654792
I want to adventure with loli Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, you know who could beat a mindflayer? Old Man Motherfucking MCgugget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654819
Is it an Elder Brain, an Ulitharid, or a Brainstealer Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Psst! Anon!" She waved a soliciting tentacle from around the corner. You should have known better by now than to associate with her kind, but she was new and you were naive.
>You double the corner and find her waiting, gross tentacles unconsciously squirming with joy to see you, something about her was physically repulsive to you.
>She purses her hands together and smiles. You honestly just want to get this over with. "Did you need something?"
>"Yeah, you!" In an instant her joy turns to malice, a tentacle drapes over your shoulder and shortly thereafter your ear.
>It's disgusting. It's squirming inside of you making sploshing sounds as you struggle to pull it out. It's pushing into you like a parasite. It's in you... It's in... It's...
>What were you doing again? The mindflayer in front of you smiles timidly and you remember.
>"Did you need me?" You let your eyes fall on her figure for a second. You were always attracted to her, her body held a strange allure you couldn't explain.
>Just then something digs deeper into your brain. A pop rings through your body and garbles your thoughts.
>"Wha?" You look back at the kind, caring, loving mindflayer and immediately get hard. You only desired to fuck her brains out, from the moment you first saw her in fact.
>A final slippery push pierces as deep as it can into your mind and once more you lose control over your thoughts. For a moment the world goes dark before resettling.
>"Anon? Are you alright?" The mindflayer's moist hand brushes your cheek and your mind goes white with pleasure.
>Her touch reminds you of the day she saved you and became your best friend.
>The countless moments you've shared together throughout your life fill you with bliss.
>"Why did you call me out here again?" She grins softly and you skip a beat. There could only be a single reason you'd call her here right?
>"W-Would you please go out with me?" You can't help but feel submissive whenever you're around her. It's weird.
>"Oh darling..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654854
None of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654840
I'd marry her and then get her to use her powers for wacky shenanigans.

Make monstergirls believe that they are furniture and then decorate the house with them.

Lamia couch with an always cool tail-chair

Chochin-Obake lamp that makes a "Flick" sound when you grab her tit and turn her on

Ushi-Oni bed with comfy spider abdomen silk

So on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654864
An Alhoon then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654842
Guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654790
Skeleton girl is the one bein on this planet who truly understands you!
Everything you've experienced, she's been there wih you. Every choice and action you've ever made and done she's supported and helped you in. Every time you masturbate, she's there doing it with you, the bones in her hand pleasuring you exactly the way you like it.

Your skeleton is your one true waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jabberwock Mindflayer onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654871
I love my Skeleton girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654839
Nothing but the purest, high class Shinigami and Angel pussy for me mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654816
>Eris's helpless, screaming and laughing reverberate through the room
>You can swear that you feel the floor shake beneath you
>The brutally persistent ticklers on the tip of her tail, her armpits, sides, belly, neck and ears never let up
>Tears begin to stream down her cheeks, but her face is contorted in a wide grin of ecstatic pleasure
>'Tickleslut.'
>You smile deviously as you get off of Eris and watch her from the side
>A tiny, ribbed drill-like silicon tickler immediately attacks the restrained, helpless Ryu's bellybutton
>You're going to have to do something about her screams; even with the room's soundproofing, Eris is bound to wake her Shirohebi attendants
>A faint rumble of thunder comes from the sky as you walk to your supply racks
>You return to your delirious waifu with a single object in hand
>It's a thick, leather panel gag, but the part that fits into the victim's mouth is the size of a small dildo
>The dildo has a hole through it to allow breathing, but it is still a fairly intimidating piece
>Grinning, you slowly slide the long dildo between the Ryu's frantic lips
>The look in her eyes seems to thank you as you slowly push the toy down he throat
>You know her loud, uncontrollable laughs and shrieks are very embarrassing to her
>As cute as they were to you, you couldn't just be selfish
>You lift the Ryu's head up and tightly buckle the dildo gag behind her head
>She still moans and sputters beautifully as she is tickled, but the volume has decreased a lot
>A lump forms in your throat as you imagine the considerable dildo held down her throat by the tight, leather panel gag
>"Better?"
>Eris barely manages a small, grateful nod; she sucks at the dildo gag almost as if it were a pacifier
>You know, Eris is probably going to be hungry after this session.
>Time to go make a snack.

Time to go make a snack. Be back soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654871
I want a lich to rip my soul out of my body and then marry me to my own skeleton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654869
Nope. She's a special breed of Mind Flayer that is similar to a Queen Metroid in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654792

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654866
>Not just stripping away a monstergirl's memories
>But stripping away her entire mind until she's less than a slave
>Just an object who fills a role with a blank stare on their face
>Who would act as furniture and stay still until they died of starvation if you didn't feed them

This just gets more and more terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654857
Mindflayers are kill on sight.

Praise The Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654894
Man, that's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654048
>proof that if women were in charge we'd all be living in gra-
>>13654338
dammit anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654902
Hi Slowking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654894
>you will never have a mini-Ushi act as a fuzzy backpack

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be the only un-husbando'd guy in your city after all Monstergirls who live in it already got their partners
>You'll never get worried glances of people, some asking you if you don't feel bad for being alone, to which you'll reply that you don't mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654910
>Worried glances

Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654910
>Monstergirls start having daughterus
>You're suddenly the most popular guy in town
>Families offering tributes and gifts in order to convince you to wed *their* daughteru when she comes of age and nobody else's
>Compromises between families allowing you to make a harem of their daughterus
>Mindflayers around the clock to guarantee you don't alp and get an easy way out

What now?

What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654920
>End up the most powerful man in the city by virtue of staying single
Keikaku doori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654920
Jesus. It seems there is no rest for single guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654920
They'd all be too young for me to be interested, and by the time they're old enough I doubt any would be interested in an old woodsman like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654887
>almost as if it were a pacifier
MUH DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652500

[Anonymous No.]

>>13653676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR4u0a0N9Ws

>Mindflayer The Wanderer, traveling the lands, righting wrong and wronging rights
>Mind rapes a Unicorn into liking Metal and Rock
>Implants the memories of the Unicorn's taste of music into Thunderbird, now she enjoys folk music

Mind (The Flayer) Flayer is the hero MGE needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654942
>>13654953
H-Hoppou?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654947
Glad that got someone else going as well, I'm glad you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654953
God Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654840
Like I said, I'd probably waifu her. I get a girl guaranteed at the very least to not be ugly and a good lay, and she'd understand me. Also a life of luxury, but that's a side benefit.

So long as she stops flaying other men I see no problems here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sear your ears and eyes shut
>Get an augmented reality headgear that lets you process the world around you

Mindflayers can't get me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654986
You fool, you just let the Succuvirus in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654942
Citygirls swoon for old woodsman.

Besides the fact that their parents are going to make them take an interest in you earlier

>Still young, but the majority of parents already have five year old daughterus who have no possible chance of breeding
>The little girls come by your house all the time to bring you things that their parents cooked for you 'as a gift'
>They stick around just because and talk to you a lot of the time
>Little lamia girls asking if they can have a cup of water while absentmindedly sucking her thumb and looking up at you with big eyes
>Tomboy kraken girl playing in the mud puddle in front of your yard with little kikimoras in spats and old shirts
>That shy oomukade who sheepishly hands you freshly baked cookies before skittering away blushing madly

That's not the end of it, since they come around so often they'd eventually do so of their own free will as they get older. You'd end up with teenage monstergirls banging on your door

>"Yo! Old man! Can me and my friends hang out? You're so much cooler than the other adults." Says the kraken who reaches up to your chest
>"Good morning Anon. Mind if I clean out your floors?" The little kikimora who recently abandoned spats in favor of dresses beams up at you with a gentle smile
>"Anon! Were you hanging out with the other girls? I thought you said you liked me the best." The lamia with braces pouts while weakly pounding her fists against your groin
>"I-I baked these and uh... I thought yo-you might want some..." The oomukade in a giant sweater shakes while handing you her first personally crafted confectionaries made with plenty of love.

And then they finally blossom into young adults, each of them filled with many memories of playing by your house from the time they were little. To them your house and you make up a giant part of their life. An anchor to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654986
>>13654993

>Not uploading your personality and memories into a Nanosuit with Megaman X tier unbreakable anti-virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654953

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654986
You do know they get to your brain by breaking through the sinus wall right? You just blinded and deafened yourself for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654986
Mindflayers are the headgear. Thought you closed all your openings? She just made one in your nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654956
muscle wolf is olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655005
Would hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655010
Oh I'd healslut for her so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655021
>Not being a battle medic.
>Not getting multi kills for days while also healing your entire team

Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654953
If there's anything to unfuck Mindflayers for me, that would be your art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655006
You miss the part where I have a machine that gives me heightened senses?

And this>>13654999

>>13655006
I get a filter. No Mindflayer is getting me and there's nothing You can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654997
>And then they finally blossom into young adults, each of them filled with many memories of playing by your house from the time they were little. To them your house and you make up a giant part of their life. An anchor to them.

You alone built most of their happy memories, and they're grateful for it. Unfortunately, they're but memories now, as you've long passed away and since you didn't have any heirs, decided to give your things to them. As they trespass into what used to be your property, they enter your old house one last time for nostalgia's sake, anonly to find out that is had been cleared of your remaining possessions, and only dust remains, as it's been marked for demolition in favor to building an apartment building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654953
He looks like one of those big guys from Yakuza 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655026
>battle medic
They can't get any healing and recover skills past level 5 since they aren't a pure class. Lack of full heals, restores, and revives makes them very bad for late game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655007
>>13655033
Pretty sure I can differentiate a machi e from a living being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655044
Only if you play MMO's.

Class based arena shooters are the best for me, being a good medic while also getting the most kills gives me a great feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655021
Anon, that's lewd.

I like the guy's monster designs, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654887
>Your snack takes longer to prepare than you expect; when you return to the bound, tickled Ryu, her eyes are glazed over and her face is soaked with drool
>The beautiful sputters and moans that come from around the dildo panel gag are softer now, but no less desperate or passionate
>You wave your hand and al of the ticklers recede back into the table
>As you unbuckle the tight, leather gag from around Eris's face, you smile warmly at her and stroke her soaked cheek
>"Sorry that took so long, my love. I'm back now."
>The glistening dildo gag slowly slides out of her panting mouth as you continue to lovingly caress your waifu's face
>"H... hi..."
>The Ryu's voice is hoarse and quiet, but happy and content at the same time
>"Did you have fun?"
>She nods fervently
>"I'm glad!"
>You smile and wave your hand again; all of the other tight, padded metal cuffs recede as well
>Eris takes a deep breath, her pale, beautiful body shines and drips with sweat in the early morning light
>The sky is overcast and gray
>Her claws reach up and wrap around your back as she hugs you tightly
>"I love you... I love... I love you so much..." she whispers
>"I love you too, Eris."
>You smile contentedly as you continue to stroke her adorable face
>She must really be aching for it if she could be as free with her words as that
>Usually she would just stutter around and blush at you, and that was only in private
>Feelings were unheard of for Eris if she were in public
>She pouts and whines a bit as you re-fasten her strict chastity bra
>The silicone inside the metal cups suckers to her large breasts again as the bra tightly locks them away
>"Now, how about some food?"
>You gesture to the tray full of food and drinks off on a table
>"That would be lovely."
>Your Ryu smiles at you gratefully and the two of you eat in happy, contented silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655054
Even outside of MMOs they fall behind more specialized classes.
It's the Red Mage effect: Great at the beginning, but the worst at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655026
>battle medic

Sage is the only good healing/damage class.

I like how we have 3 different RPG mechanics going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655045
Not with your mind flayed and your memories altered. Burning out your own eyes and ears out beforehand doesn't help matters, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654942
>implying you wouldn't be a Yare Yare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655064
Yes it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655066
I'm sure they'd rather have a young handsome bishounen. After all, who would want a dusty old man like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655073
Are you full of green dust?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as a man who's too broken and jaded for healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655073
Every single untaken monstergirl in the city. You're practically the last man on earth and they were never picky to begin with.

I'm really more interested in how the mindflayers have resisted snapping you up themselves though. That seems the obvious outcome to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655073
>>13654942

Uh oh, now the Cupids are finding your lifestyle to be... disagreeable... and are readying their black arrows. You've become a modern day Apple of Discord! Soon the Demon Lord herself is going to have to step in to stop the Civil War for Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655080
Duh, all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655080
A Mindflayer's husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655073
>Yare yare, wouldn't you rather have a young handsome bishounen instead of a dusty old man like me?
>PantiesHittingTheFloor.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing those mecha from Horizon: Zero Dawn makes me want to see monstergirls based on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655091
Is yare yare something like "good grief?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655095
Give it time

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you see a girl who fits this description, run, she drained entire towns, cities and football teams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655097
yes. it's the male version of ara ara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655101
But she's so perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655101
>Monstergirl Cell is a Manticore cranked up to 11
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655101
>drained
explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655091
I'm sure I'd have a gif of that somewhere.

Yet I don't. Hell I don't even have a proper reaction picture that would signify this well.

>>13655095
I wonder hwy nobody thought of it before.

>Why don't we fight Dinosaurs...
>I like it, keep running with this Bob!
>That are actually robots.
>PROMOTIONS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655101
>Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655095
What, would they be like "Mecha Monster Musume" of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655091
>Be young bishounen
>All the girls my age are going after old bara woodmen and pass by me
W-Well OK then...

[Anonymous No.]

>マインドフレイアは某勢力なので文章を過激気味に書いたけど、実際ヤってる事はゲイザーあたりと似ている感
>As for mindflayers, it is an unknown force, so I wrote the text with a radical feeling, but the sense is that what they are actually doing is roughly the same as gazer.

>「伴侶への愛がある」は基礎設定であって、本文で強調してなくても確定事項なんだってば！
>“Having love for one's partner” is one of the standard settings, and even if the main text doesn't emphasize it, the issue is settled!

>Q「魔物娘の夫に関する認識を洗脳や薬で弄るとどうなる？」
>Q: “What would happen if one were to manipulate a monster girl's recognition of her husband using drugs and brainwashing?”

>A「夫Aの外見や匂いや精の味を間男Bのものに、BのそれらをAのものと認識する様にした場合、何故か夫Aと迫真のNTRプレイを始めたりします。認識的に夫なはずのBに手を出されると突然洗脳が解けてキレます。理由はわからない！（続く
>A: ”In the case that Husband A's external appearance, scent, and mana flavor are made to be recognized as paramour B's, and B's are made to be recognized as A's, for some reason, she could begin some convincingly realistic NTR role-play with husband A. Despite that she should recognize B as her husband, as soon as B lays a hand on her, she'll snap out of the brainwashing and flip out. I don't understand the reason! (continues

>ってのを昔ツイートした事がありましたが、マインドフレイアの能力で同じ事をやった場合も、当然同じ事が起こります。そもそもマインドフレイアはそういう事をやりませんが。
>So that's what I tweeted a long time ago, but also in the case that the same thing is done using the mindflayer's ability, of course the same thing would occur. A mindflayer wouldn't do such a thing in the first place though.

>@k_cross その場合は夫の不安消しにしか使わなそう。 あったとしたらだが、ここまでしてもお前の元にいくんやぞおら！みたいな
>In that case, it seems it would only be used to erase the husband's anxiety. Supposing it did happen, it would be like, “Hey, even if I have to go this far, I will reach you!”

>なんだか夫婦向けのカウンセラーの職についてそうなマインドフレイアさんに・・・ｗ
>It kind of seems like mindflayer-san would be suited for the occupation of a marriage counselor... w

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655107
>I'm sure I'd have a gif of that somewhere
>Yet I don't. Hell I don't even have a proper reaction picture that would signify this well.
right? it's bizarrely hard to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655105
She has the genes of the world's most powerful and lewd Monster Girls.

She is the ultimate rapist lifeform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655101

I want to give a Kakuen my energy so she can defeat the Slime Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655111
just go find the ara ara~s one town over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655101
Nah it's fine.

I got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655059
>Once the meal is finished, you can definitely tell that the color has returned to Eris's face
>She seems much stronger and revitalized now that she's eaten
>Her blush is back in full force, and you can her the slight clinking and scratching of her claws against the crotch of her chastity belt
>"Hey Eris, I have a little surprise for you."
>The metallic scraping noises stop as she looks up to you
>"I'm going to let you suck on me."
>She smiles widely; she know exactly what you mean
>You don't want to spoil yourself too much, but watching Eris get tickle tortured while sucking on her dildo gag was just too much
>Besides, your orgasms aren't the ones that cause storms.
>You push your chair back form the table and motion your waifu over
>Her face falls a little as she sees the condom over your fully erect member
>"My love..." her words are adorably obscured by her pout
>"What? This is supposed to be a teasing session, right? Besides, I can't be sure if you'll ever let me go once if you get a taste."
>Eris nods sadly
>She knows as well as you do that one small taste of your cum could send her into a pelvis-shattering frenzy due to the state that she's in
>Still, she can't tear her electric blue eyes away from your cock and your otherwise naked body
>"I even made sure to get an enchanted condom, my love! We'll both be able to have fun without even feeling it. It's like it isn't even there!"
>You wink and Eris nods, resigned to her teasing fate
>As devious as it is, being responsible for your orgasm while not having one herself will really help with the ritual
>The desperate Ryu wastes no time in lowering herself and wriggling her torso between your legs
>You breathe in sharply as her claw comes up under your cock
>She presses her palm against your taint as she holds the tight, rubber condom on you between two talons
>Even though you are sure she'd never hurt you as long as she lived, having such dangerous appendages so close to your bits is still unnerving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655117
>"People of Earth! Lend me your energy! And your phone number if you're a cute guy~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
>She's malicious and likes to fuck with people's minds
>BUT SHE TOTALLY WOULDN'T FACILITATE NTR!

I want to punch KC in his stupid nip sameface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655110
I suppose so. Dangerous too, but maybe the'll be tameable/'domesticated'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655125
>Lend me your energy!
This can't be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
[Backpedaling intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655125
Am I the only one who wants to spank her with a pizza paddle? Full force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655128
>tameable/'domesticated'
Boooring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655111
>He's a bishounen and doesn't go after ara ara cakes
You're a shame for all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655125
How do I attach my phone number to my energy? I don't think I have an app for that!

>>13655132
I think I'd limit myself to a ping pong paddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655126
>>13655131
>Wanting NTR
I hope someone close to you gets cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655132
She's a legendary Super Kakuen, it would probably break the second it comes into contact with her superpowered ass cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655133
I read that as hot beyond all measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
So MGs literally have built in NTR-Blockers.

Even if they're made to think that their husbando is someone else, they'll still recognize him as their husband on some level, and thus go along with it even if he were to rape them while recognized as "Not their Husbando".

Meanwhile if someone else tries to disguise themselves or make her think they're her husbando, the illusion or magic would be shattered at a mere touch.

Neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655082
>Cupid lovesquads get put out of comission singlehandedly by anon.
>MGC ministry of love decides that it's time to call in the big guns
>The new guys drive in using a big black armored car
>Instead of scantily dressed cupids, you have hulking maidens of muscle wearing white armor gleaming like the sun
>Each of them holds a bow taller than herself made of the strongest metals
>Arrows like treetrunks
>Their strategy is waiting by the cathedral for him to try to climb up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
What is the Japanese bases consensus on the Flayer so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
>What would happen if one were to manipulate a monster girl's recognition of her husband using drugs and brainwashing?
>she could begin some convincingly realistic NTR role-play
A mindflayer wouldn't do such a thing in the first place though.

Ooooh, now it's "convincingly" "realistic" "Enn Tee Aroo"?

Oh hoh hoh hoh suuuuure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655137
>implying
I didn't before, but now I want to, just to trigger you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655131
How is it backpedaling when he's referring back to something he said a while ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655143
>Instead of scantily dressed cupids, you have hulking maidens of muscle wearing white armor gleaming like the sun
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
And there it is.

Really people, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655111
Come on over lad, I'll teach you how to build a fence and work the land. I could use the help, I'm not as young as I used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655137
It's not about the NTR, it's the sheer doublethink that he tries to implement into the entire world trying to appeal to two sides at the same time.

By all reasonable standards a mindflayer should be able to steal a husband given her profile. You don't have to like NTR, you can hate it with all your heart, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't do something like that.

But KC comes along with shit like that and it's just why even bother with this shitty setting? Even MGC is better than this pillow covered shit hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655137
Why don't you ask why it's upsetting before you react like the sensitive triggered little shit you are? It's simply stupid. He makes a girl that is the closest to evil we've had, but she totally has morals and respects the sanctity of marriage despite being a mind altering, malicious rapist born of chaos. It's just dumb. Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655037

>"What? Why are you giving me your hat, old man?"
"I don't need it anymore. 'Sides I think it looks better on you anyhow"
>"No way! I can't imagine you without this hat! You've been wearing it since I was a kid!"
"Since you were a kid, huh? Has it been that long?.."
>"Sir..?"
"Ah it's nothing. Say Hi to your folks for me will ya?"
>"Sure but are you going alright?"
"Yeah, don't worry about me. I'm old but I've still got plenty of kick in me"
...
"Man I can't believe it was just yesterday when she promised to make me her husband."

The Mamono went out of town due to job needs

Several years later she prepared to get that fancy ring and dress and return

But then she got a phone call from her parents that a letter came from you

They were sobbing which made her hurry home immediately

She read the letter herself...

"If you're reading this then I'm sorry to say that I'm already dead. I actually was looking forward to seeing your return. I'm very truly sorry. I hope you can forgive this old man. I know with your passion and love that you'll make a great wife for someone. I wish you the best.

Love Anon"

It was hard for hear to read the letter since her tears made it illegible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655143
>A single man taking out an entire squad of Pink Berets.

I don't believe it,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655143
>You may be able to cheese the archers
>But you can't cheese THE WALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655141
You think that would apply to Bi-Corns? I mean, considering the whole harem thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655152
Anons are still going to shit their diapers over it, so not much will change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655155
>hugbox.

There's that word again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655159
Fuck yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655152
>>Really people, what did you expect?
That pretty much exactly. Isn't that what people were calling before we got translations? "She'll beable to fuck with people's minds but won't force any cucking" was the consensus I got outside of those greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655146
He's saying that in theory, if an MG were to be brainwashed so that she no longer recognized her husbando as her husbando (A), and recognized someone else as her husbando (B), then even if A were to rape her, she would still be receptive to his touch, recognizing him on a subconscious level, even if consciously she was made to think "This man isn't my husband!" Thus letting them engage in a realistic NTR role-play.

On the other hand, if B were to try and have consensual sex with her while she was made to think he was her husband, the mind control on her would be instantly broken the moment he touched her. Presumably she would then toss him out a window and find her actual husband.

I wonder if this NTR-Blocking Magic extends to Incubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655162
Oh man, that high horse of yours is pretty tall isn't it?

Why don't you try jumping off it and seeing if you can crack your head open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655163
yeah, that's a word Anon. It perfectly describes the shit KC is pulling in that world.

>Monsters invade an entire country, transform the women into monsters and enslave the men into husbands for breeding
>B-BUT THEY TOTALLY LIKED IT AND EVERYONE'S HAPPIER BECAUSE NOBODY DIED A-AND THERE WAS CAKE

come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655156
But evil already exists in MGE, it's what The Order is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655167
Incubi's lust is only directed at their waifu or harem, otherwise they'll just indulge themselves in hedonistic pleasure like superpowered NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655169
Someone's been chugging The Chief God kool-aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655167
Seeing as incubi can have harmed, I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655161
That's an entirely different thing though.

Bicorns and Beelzebubs help you fuck other girls, they don't get fucked by other guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655168
A bloo bloo bloo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655170
The Order is not going around raping people, so you'll forgive me if I scoff at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655174
*harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655173
Say what you want, she makes really good cake. The Nazis had those bangin' uniforms, the Chief God bakes. It is the way of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655177
That's right, they execute people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655177
No, they're going around murdering people. Monster Girls are just giving lonely men spouses and pleasure, and the women super powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655172
>>13655174
Right, right, for a moment I forgot the kind of double standard inherent to a male power fantasy like the MGE.

>Guy brainwashes MG into leaving her husbando for him, making her think he is that guy so he can have her for himself
>The instant they touch, she snaps out of it, beats his shit, and runs off back to her husbando

>MG uses whatever natural abilities inherent to her species to seduce a guy away from his waifu
>They fuck, make with the Love-Love
>Eventually either return to, retrieve, or are found by the previous waifu
>Harem +1 Acquired
>Repeat as desired
>If prior waifu was human, expect corruption

Oh well, it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655185
>>13655186
>self-defence is now murder
Golly gee mister, I sure did learn something today I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655174
>>13655179
Can't they? It's been stated that being claimed by another woman won't protect you from getting proactively married again if monster number two decides she REALLY likes you. We're at a love triangle at that point, but if you have enough swag that another woman decides she wants a piece too I don't see anything stopping her. You know, aside from the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655177
it's not rape of there's love involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655185
>>13655186
Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655170
>the order
>evil
>humans just trying to have their world not end, manipulated because of the chief God's lies
>that and the monster's methods

Misguided, yes, evil, debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655193
Most of the time, there isn't.

>b-but they love it afterwards
Doesn't count, smart guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655124
>Eris's forked, serpentine tongue snakes out from between her full, rosy lips and begins to tease your tip
>You can't help but close one eye as she barely licks at you; you can't feel the condom between you and her at all
>Her skilled tongue coils around you, she smiles through her open mouth as she squeezes and slides her tongue all over your rock hard girth
>Slowly, ever so slowly, you are pulled into her warm, eager mouth
>The hot insides of her cheeks squeeze at you as your Ryu waifu hungrily sucks your bare-feeling member
>Her head bobs up and down in your lap; you pat her head and fondle her thick, braided, lavender hair
>Your eyes squeeze shut as Eris takes your full length into her tight, wet, throat
>She just sits there and stares innocently up at you for awhile, unblinking, your cock fully enveloped in her mouth
>You grin as you keep your gaze steady with hers as you trace your fingers along her cute wing-ears
>Soon, she starts to move again
>The Ryu quickens her pace; at this point, she doesn't care that she won't taste your cum
>All that she can think about is the delicious, twitching rod repeatedly sliding down her slick throat
>Lewd, wet squishing and slurping noises come fro the passionate Snake-Dragon servicing you with her amazing mouth
>It doesn't take long before you cum; Eris moans in shock as she feels the warm, ghostly explosion of your orgasm down her throat
>Pleasure wracks through your body as the tension that had built in you for the past day and a half is all washed away
>What an amazing feeling that is.
>Although it all pools in the enchanted condom, she is sure she can feel your hot cum repeatedly shooting into her maw
>As she rather reluctantly releases you from her mouth, the Ryu sighs both in satisfaction and frustration
>She caresses your panting face with her claws as you come down form your amazing orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655168
try to not cut yourself, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655185
>>13655186
>Monsters attack and kill people
>Nobody cares
>Demon Lord turns them into Monstergirls
>No they rape people
>Nobody cares
>Humanity decides to make a coalition to defend themselves, the Order
>HURR THE ORDER IS EVIL KILL ALL PALADINS

Bunch of fucking traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655192
You are not opposing me, I don't think. Did you misquote?

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder the Order will lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655203
Why are you even here if you don't like reverse rape?

Seriously fuck off to /d/ if you want maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655205
Daily reminder that the world can burn for all I care as long as I have my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655205
Yeah, the bad guys win in a dystopia.

Didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never fight alongside paladin-chan to clear a cave of mindflayers only to fail at the last second and have both of your mind's warped together

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug the Albino Lamia and be there for here while she receives chemo, maybe even hand her the 3DS I swapped from the overly haughty Shirohebi's backpack to play with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655203
These aren't even traitors, they're just cocks banging on a keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655207
>Implying this is reverse rape general
How about you fuck off instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655207
>Implying I'm a maledomfag
>Implying you speak for the thread
>Implying I'll leave
Choke on it and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655211
>Stealing a 3ds
Really?

Why not just loan her yours?
Or get her books?

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655214
>>13655216
How do you even fall for such obvious bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655207
This SHIT again

Alice
Kikimora
Ogres
Dragons
Werewolves
Kesarans
Dormice
Sea bishops
Unicorns
Holsts
Weresheep
Jorougumo
Angel
Yet I
The rest
Ommiting men can beat monsters by training

You fuck off with your all Femdom all the time bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655159
>THE WALL
Oh man that takes me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655219
>everything is bait
Oh right, I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655222
Some legends never die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655217
Ophy accidentally broke mine, and frankly a kid who has a myriad diseases and cancer should do something fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655210
I'd fight them off long enough for Paladin-chan to escape before falling upon my sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655200
>You are far too tired and drained to move; you can only lean back in your chair and breathe heavily
>Eris's perfect, beautiful mouth had done a number on you
>The gentle Ryu diligently removes the condom, wipes tyou off and throws the condom into the trash incinerator at the side of the room
>You realize now how silly you had been to doubt her earlier
>She then and returns to you and carefully picks you up off of the chair
>A content, satisfied smile adorns her face as she carries her precious husband to the bed
>She pulls the velvet curtains of the four-poster closed and lays behind you
>Her strong, loving arm-claws wrap around your chest and stomach as she spoons you
>You feel the warm metal cups of the Ryu's chastity bra against your bare back, but she doesn't squeeze hard enough to make you uncomfortable
>It doesn't take long for the two of you doze, lightly cuddling with each other as you sleep

That does it for day 2. Grand finale is coming in a day or two. I'm having good fun with this, but I think it's going to need a bit of editing before I put it into final, story form.

Whether you read it now or wait for the finished product, thanks for reading!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655219
>Get fucked
>Call it bait as a desperate attempt to save yourself
Whatever, you still got shat on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655221
>men can beat monsters by training

At the most you'll be able to beat a Dormice, have fun when you fight anything tougher without Gary Stu powers to the power of 60.

>implying Dragon's can be beaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655225
Then play a game with her, bring a board game or something, maybe see if someone else is willing to loan theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655210
>Ahaha desu wa~! Why don't we remove their inhibitions!
>Yeah! I wanna see what they're thinking!
>glorp slosh slosh
>Paladin-chan and Anon assault each other with handholds and sweet kisses
>Gross!
>I'm gonna vomit!
>Let's just go!
>the Mindflayers scamper off retching at all the vanilla being displayed
>the situation escalates until Paladin-chan proposes to Anon and they have an immediate honeymoon
>every time the Mindflayers try to return they're scared off by the disgusting sounds
>finally years later someone decides to take a new look
>there's a pair of hugging skeletons in the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655210
>You will never hold each other and combine your powers, casting a spell strong enough to wipe out the whole den
>You will never be warmly received in the afterlife by your fallen comrades and married that same day

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655224
>>13655222
NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE YOU FALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655223
It's called not being a retard.

>>13655230
>Implying that's me
You fell for obvious bait. Just accept it and learn, and try not to fall for bait posts in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655232
I already went through the effort of stealing that Shirohebi's 3DS, so I might as well let her play it! Her rich mother will buy her a new one, like with that $1.8mil diamond ring she lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655231
>hurr gary stu
We've been over this: Humans can beat any monster with enough training/magic/what the fuck ever.

I know you want everything to be uber sub, but it's not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655241
>Helping the "baiter"
Good job, mememaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655231
>Gary stupid

Sure /a/ whatever you say. I'll just be over here eating chimichangas while using a dragon as a footrest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655204
>Did you misquote?
Nope, misread. Could've sworn there was an apostrophe and a T after that "can." I can't even use the lateness of the evening as an excuse, yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655242
>Stealing it without concern for her
Do you think albino lamia wants that?
You're nothing more than a common thief now Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655245
>>13655249
Oh yeah, that training sure will be helpful when you're pushing seventy and can barely fight.

Just give up, there's no advantage in spending almost all of your life for the slimmest chance at defeating a low class monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655249
Tell me more about how flawless of a fighter you are and how your katana and shear through solid rock Onii-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655224
>>13655237
Does anyone have any of the old greentexts?
THE WALL was fun, we need to bring him back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655231
You should check KC's twitter sometime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655257
Fine. I'll return it, even though she'll probably have a new one and show it off to the one Werecat who will break it again. Maybe I'll just play MONOPOLY with her then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655259
>spending almost all of your life
Wow, how shit are you?

No wonder you're so mad, you're not gitting gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655264
Maybe, could always just get clue or checkers, maybe the disk world game or a few others.
Heck, you could bring some others and make it a regular occurrence to keep her spirits up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655259
>Age meaning shit when there's magic and shotafication cookies
>Not turning into a shota and aging up over and over, amassing centuries of battle experience

You make my ass laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655266
Sure Mr. Alpha, have fun in your fantasy world where you can fight a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655269
But she has no friends outside of me and Lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>Brain-fucks guys
>Brain-fucks girls
>Brain-fucks single people
>Brain-fucks couples
>If nobody's around, brain-fucks herself
The level of sluttiness in Mindflayers could scare even a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655260
Of course my beloved imouto! What kind of tale would you like to hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655273
You mean the same fantasy world where beautiful women will actually talk to you? I think I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655274
Then bring in Lich and play threeway games, although you could always do co-op games with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655278
Tell me about how you slayed the strongest Lilim in the land using just your Lv. 1 Sword thanks to your extremely high natural talent and skill Onii-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655231
I really should get back to writing that Dragoon Story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655280
I'm sure Mario Party can bring everyone's spirits up! Maybe we can bring in Lich's Elf-Wight nee-san and make it a fourway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655259
>needs a lifetime to git gud
Do yourself a favor and be the NPC you were always meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655264
>MONOPOLY
She has cancer and now you're going to make her play Monopoly? Well, at least you'll only have to do it once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655279
Oh funny jokes, It's like I'm on Xbox Live.

How long did it take for you to think that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655289
You get what you pay for mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655277
I want to comfort that blueberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655277
Fou forgot the part where she magicced up a way to have sex while carrying out her daily activities and give her husband handjobs in public with no one batting an eye.

If succubi are turbolewd mind flayers are like twinturbolewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654894
What is the fearsome beast she beholds? A Dire Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655286
Now you're thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655288
Oh, what's the worst that could happen?

>>13655301
I'll boot up the N64s!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655286
>Elf-Wight
I don't even think it's possible to quantify that level of haughty. Good lord, she'd probably piss me off by blinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw if monstergirls were ever real, misery would STILL be universal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655277
>brain-fucks herself
>that Nyaruko self-tentacle doujin
I want to watch and masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655305
She's actually the complete opposite of haughty. Not to mention she's basically the bigsister servant of a loli Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655305
Have we finally hit Peak Smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655305
Back when I was planning on making my own Shadow of Mordor P'Orc story, I would have made the Elf Ghost have an undead body in hiding and then as she grew stronger she'd become a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655309
Anon, what the hell's wrong with you? You must be one of those perverts, because my god
I-I'd totally not do that

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a grumpy mercenary hired to train a bunch of teenage humans and monstergirls into a militia.
>"STOP PRAYING, PRAYER IS GARBAGE IN A REAL FIGHT!"
>"YOU'RE DODGING TOO SOON, QUIT EATING SHIT."
>"IF I SEE YOU TRYING TO MOLEST ANOTHER TRAINEE AGAIN I'M GOING BASH YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY HELMET!"
>"IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE, I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES, DROP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD BEFORE YOU ATTACK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655273
>Fantasy world

Like, exactly what MGE is? What all 2D is?

You kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655316
I'd prefer to put my dick in her brain myself, though. Too bad Mindflayers can't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655317
>DROP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD BEFORE YOU ATTACK!
Has this man never used a spear & shield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655317
>Wanting monster girls on your team
>Ever

You're a special kind of fucktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655326
He's not even an old mercenary, he's just a vagabond pretending to be one to scam the villagers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655326
>>13655329
I never said he was a GOOD mercenary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655332
Nice save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655328
>No fun allowed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655313
No, you'd need to start with a smugsquad member for that, though we are close.
>Kakuen wight
Can't even wrap my head around this one.
>Hellhound wight
You now desire to be her bitch from the start.
>Cheshire wight
>Now has a small army of servants you don't even know about to help her fuck with you
FFFF- still not there yet though.
>Manticore wight
>Can pin you down and milk you with her tailpussy while bringing your very soul to orgasm with her BIG MEATY GHOST PAWS
>Will remind you constantly that a pleb like you will never be good enough for her pussy pussy constantly while planning on which party she's going to eat you at aloud
>And her beautiful smug-ass smile would on every magazine. You can't escape it.
There. There it is. Why am I so hard right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>People actually thought the Order would win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655337
>You will live to see the Demon Lord win in your lifetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655335
Wow now they're even worse than they were to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655337
No one thought that.

As if the good guys win in a dystopian setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655339
It's the smug squad, being little shits is what they do.

I really can't figure out how a kakuen wight would work though since off the top of my head the two seem to be polar opposites. Maybe she'd just have five hands instead of three and calm the fuck down with the schlicking some, but that's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655300
A wasp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655337
No, they fall valiantly in their last strongholds to the last man. Their souls are taken by the chief god as he forever departs this world for a new one where his teachings can flourish free of degeneracy and corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655317
>"YOU'RE DODGING TOO SOON, QUIT EATING SHIT."
>"IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE, I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES, DROP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD BEFORE YOU ATTACK!"

I want Pat to be my drill sergeant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655326
>"OKAY NOW, I WANT YOU TO DO 100 SURRENDERINGS"
>"Uh sir, aren't we uh, suppoused to learn how to figh-"
>"BEFORE YOU FIGHT, YOU MUST LEARN TO LOSE! NOW GIVE ME A 'P-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING'!"
>as the "recruits" continue their practice, the teacher slowly retreats to the woods nearby
>a tanuki with two mean looking oni guards smiles smugly at the approaching man
>"I like what I hear" she says, as she pushes a small bag of coins into his hands "once they are ready, bring them to the 'battlefield', I got a group of buyers just dying to know their new husbands"
>the traitor kneels and kisses her feet, crawling back slowly to the training area
Remember kids, only go to Order-approved classes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655349
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655349
I want my drill seargent to give me a headpat!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the ever smiling, halberd wielding instructor for the heroes guild, training monster girl and human trainees alike.
>You'll never get a small following of a brash minotaur who can't handle how you can beat her in sparing, a centaur that's stoic to a fault, and a lamia who serves as the party mage.
>They'll never ask where you go every other month for your missions only to be met by your smile and an ever infuriating "it's a secret!", taunting them with the fact that you're missions are always super important.
>You will never go on a mission one day and have them unknowingly follow you.
>They'll never lose you for a bit only to stumble across you in a burning town, the corpses of deamons unlike any of those they've ever seen before littering the ground while you are covered in deep wounds.
>They'll never finally notice that you're still wearing that same smile you've always worn, although now it seems fake and hollow, you're eyes empty.
>You will never seem unconserned by their appearance and ask them how they are doing, telling them that practice may be a little late tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655350
>Taking payoffs from your wife
>Getting on your knees and kissing your wife's feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655284
Goddamn it. Stuff happened, but I WILL deliver, my darling imouto. Next thread at latest. Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655360
So what's wrong with kissing your wife's feet? I mean mine is insecure about her big claws but I love 'em anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655350
Traitor-kun get the fuck off my stupid greentext.
I just wanted to shout at teenagers and get paid to do it.
It's a Monster/Human militia anyway, what point would there be in making them surrender to monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655360
>Wife
>Tanuki
Could just be findom for now at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons think that their "wife" would actually care about them and their fetishes.

You people are so fucking gullible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655366
They practice surrendering to humans on Tuesdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655370
My waifu only exists in my head and in there she cares, and that's that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655370
Of course she does, she's an alp so there's at least one fetish we have in common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655373
It's not "Surrendering" it's "Backing Down".
Running is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655370
>Not me though, look how smart and witty I am

Yes, here's your medal, well done and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655375
Alps don't want to be bullied, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to train with an old lonely lizardgirl who gets very hands on in her teaching methods and brutally mocks my failures out of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655370
Reminder this only applies to subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655376
>Running is involved
My instructor said that was a tactical retreat. Weird, must be different instructors teach differing language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655378
Tough shit, their existence is a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655359
moar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655380
Oh my!
>>13655382
So hardboiled and badass! Your massive manliness has once again put everyone in their place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655370
>Not picking your waifu because she specifically caters to your fetishes
Do you not know how this whole thing works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655385
It's not even a good joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655388
Yes I know, now bend over and grab your ankles little alp. I'm going to make you regret being a homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655388
I want her to give me come deep training if you know what I mean. I'm sure I will be an expert at thrusting my spear by the time she's done with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655390
>Thinking you have a choice with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655393
I guess your days of polishing your own spear are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655394
>getting claimed by the first shit monster you meet
Scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655394
>Thinking y...

Nah fuck this. Here's a 1 cause I replied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655394
>Become a farmhand
>Work extensively in dairy
>Practice my massage techniques
>Become a god of manual milking
I may not have a choice, but I can damn well stack the deck in my favor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655380
Sounded alright up until the end. That's some shit tier tsun behavior. Lonely CC Lizardgirl overall could be nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655400
Look at the expression on that man's face. I think that's what enlightenment looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655400
Stupid happy holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655407
She got titty-gasms, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654953
GOOD MAN, I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A BRAIN SLUG ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655421
You don't? You need one. It's bliss. Resistance is futile.

[Anonymous No.]

Pomf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655427
Dem stabby-ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655427
can elf ears be too long and pointy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655430
Yes, Night Elves from WoW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655427
Never though I'd say this but, pass.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, lemme borrow your muses. I'll give them back, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655434
Why? It's not like you have to raise the halfbreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655427
What did I say about the milk rations?
Fine, guess I'll just need to take matters into my own hands then.
Tomorrow though, I want to enjoy this elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
Johnnie Walker and boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
Wasteland Companion Wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
Last time I let someone borrow my muse she came back all stretched out and floppy. No thanks.

>>13655434
But that's a perfectly good elf! She still looks embarrassed, she can't have been used more than ten times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655440
Nothing gets me harder than the idea of stuffing an Elf full of dirty halfbreeds.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the dark elf crying Anon? What did you do this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450

Nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450
I used the safeword before she got to put anything in my urethra. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450
I don't know, I love Dark Elves! I want her to dom me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655440
I don't like her dress and she looks so damn sad.

That and I think I these threads have made me addicted to chocolate elves instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655386
>They're shocked at first by your nonchalance at the slaughter around you, the smoke darkening the sky.
>The centaur drops her act to ask if need to ride her instead of walking while the lamia mage tries to heal you.
>Even minotaur asks if she can do something to help out.
>You wave them off though, kicking into a small lecture about sneaking off to follow people on missions they aren't a part of.
>Around midway through the lecture one of the horned, red skinned demons roars back to life and charges you.
>It's an automatic reaction, your halberd swinging around in a vicious arc and catching the creature as it charged. The axe head biting deep into the creature's side with a sickening crunch before the impact carries it down do the ground, breaking the monster.
>It happened so fast that the girl's could barely process what happened, making them all the more horrified when you with drew the blade only to stab the point of it's spearhead through the beasts skull.
>And yet, you still had that smile as you turned back to them, continuing your lecture as if nothing had happened.
>After cleaning and wrapping your wounds, waving of any help because you don't need it. You return to the dour looking man outside town who'd hired you, collecting the payment for the cleansing.
>He was wary of the three girl's following you but eased slightly after you told him that they had shone up at the last minute, not involved in the events that had taken place.
>You'd dealt with the cult personally.
>The walk home was awkward as the trio tried to process what had happened, what those crimson skinned monster's had been, what had happened at the town, and why you were still unphased.
>Eventually the minotaur asked what those thing's you'd fought were, the fear in her voice hinting that she knew the answer.
>"Demons" you simply told them, creature's from another plane of existence who cut their way into the world to slaughter, maim, and destroy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450
I told her I needed some cut onions for today's dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
Alps, Alping and other monstergirls interacting with alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450
Well, I got my marching orders again so I won't see her for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655455
She does not look sad, and the dress comes off in a jiffy.
>>13655460
I don't think that's going to help an Alp Alp any more Alpberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
I would, but I think mine is broken. That, or people just don't care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655454
Too bad she's a sub who loves getting headpats and dressing up as a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655456
AWWWWWW YEAH, WRITE ANON DELIVERS, AND I AIN"T EVEN FINISH READING THIS POST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450
I told her we only need one sword in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655406
>Your Holstaurus settles into your lap
>You've done this a million times now
>You reach around and take a breast in each hand
>You zone out as you massage the flesh
>Your eyes lid over & your breathing slows
>Slowly, you begin to tune out the rest of the world
>You don't hear her soft moans that tell you you're doing good, you can just feel it
>You can almost instinctively sense when she's ready
>You begin with slow, gentle, measured movements
>A zen-like trance comes over you as you find your rhythm
>You can hear your heart keeping time with each stroke
>You can't even register the lewd look on her face as she cums just from having her tits played with
>There is no you, there is no her, there is just warm, peaceful nirvana as you help that sweet nectar flow
>You can feel her supply starting to run out
>As the last drops fall from her nipples, you come down from your trance, reconnecting to the world
>You barely even register the quivering mess ofa cow now in your lap
>You gently lay her down on the bed & cover he up
>After taking the milk to the fridge, you return to her
>Laying down beside her, you give her a loving kiss on her nape as the two of you cuddle together into a peaceful sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450
I told her that her ears are unsatisfactory. She's got nothing on the donkey girl down the block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655463
I just caught up with Vertex and I'd kill for some more Andrea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
Pent up lust and a fetish for bloodsucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655475
But the story isn't about that faggot. If anything we need less Andrea and more Farai, but oh no. We're never gonna see her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655470
Good for my boner AND my heartboner. Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655450

I died in hell.
They called it Passchendaele.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655481
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655456
I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655483
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655470
cute/10. Reminds me of mega holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655492
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655494
Someone wrote a story about a holst with "extra assets", your style reminds me of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655470
Man. Holsts are single-handedly responsible for my liking this sort of thing now. Why, cows?

>>13655492
Yeah, that was real cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655494
>>13655498
Got a link to right here. It's done by the same dude who was doing the Ryu story earlier. Mega-Holst is a lot better imo.
http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655421
AND THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER: THE MINDFLAYER.
ALL SPIRIT ENERGY TO THE MINDFLAYER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655475
>>13655479
Pick one:

1. No Homo gym class
2. Molting and massage
3. Paladin in the mountains where there be Yetis
4. Dragonette goes to the sauna

What's your pleasure, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
2 please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
1! 1! 1!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
2 or 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655514
So which is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13655516
please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655456
>The lamia said that it was impossible of course, all monsters had been transformed into girls like them.
>A well read girl that one, earning a ruffle of hair as you told her that normally it would have been correct but these....things...had nothing to do with the demon lord, they were entities entirely unto themselves.
>It raised more questions than it answered but you just simply told them it wasn't anything they need to worry about, if they ever saw one they'd just need to put it down without hesitation. No words, no seduction (the trio blushing at that), just cold steel.
>It was the centaur's time to speak now, her voice trembling a little bit as she asked how you could still smile after that grim scene, telling you that there was no need to keep up with the tough guy act.
>Your response was on disinterest, simply murmuring "So that's what I'm doing." as you continued your journey.
>Upon your parties return to the guild, you brought them all to the head master, both to alert him of your success and to the little spies who'd followed you.
>It was a short affair, simply letting him know that you were alive and that the girls had followed you, along with seeing the blood red horrors.
>This did not please him in the slightest, the grizzled old man dismissing you so he could speak with you're little followers.
>He started off by asking them why they'd decided to follow you, something that was meat with quite a few averted gazes and blushing cheeks.
>MInotaur had explained how she'd wanted to see how you'd gotten so good at fighting while centaur said she wanted to aid you in combat, as any student should.
>Lamia was the most honest and said that she'd just hopped to get a little attention from you if she helped save you.
>She did get her hair ruffled so that kind of put her in the lead.
>With a sigh, the man told them that they will be punished with laundry duty for a month, drawing a collective groan from the girls before his tone turned serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655515
Whichever is closer to winning by the end, or whichever one the writer feels more like writing if it's a tie.

[Anonymous No.]

Inter Breed (or Tobiahime) is out.

Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655519
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655521
There are no ties. Pick one or your vote is disqualified. DISQUALIFIED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655528
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655520
Lamia best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
>1.
Lies.

But anyway, 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655529
Then your vote is not cast. You're supposed to help me decide, not add to my troubles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13652942
>>13652947
>delicious slimy tentacles
>direct mind pleasuring
>Lovecraftian monsters: lewd edition confirmed

Muh dick.
I still like Tentacle more, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655532
>Lies
But anon, she's a girl now! And a virgin too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655533
You're asking others what to write instead of deciding yourself, you made this happen all on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
paladin and yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655541
You don't understand. If others tell me what to write, I will feel obligated to do it, and then I'll actually do it. If not, I might end up doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655533
>>13655541
calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655548
Fuck off

>>13655547
It's better to do nothing if you can't do anything without feeling an obligation to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
I just came back from about a month of going cold turkey on monster girl stuff. Good to see you're no longer ded.

Also 2, 2 so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655539
I want Succubus Onee-chan to use her spade-tail to take her virginity all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655551
Then I'll never do anything. But maybe you want that.
>>13655555
>no longer ded
I was dead? That was so long ago, I hardly remember it.

Creepy Crawly is in the lead gents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655560
Won't happen. That's a man's job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655551
Got damn, leave the poor nigga alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655507
>1. No Homo gym class

Would this be more Andrea stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655573
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655576
Oh my. I do want some of that.

[Anonymous No.]

Somewhere in MGC, a young boy lays down to rest, curled up next to his pet cat. As he gently strokes it's black fur and is lulled to sleep by it's soft purring, he has no idea what's going on in the Nekotmata's head.

>Aw, yeah...
>Aw YEAH.
>I love it when ya touch me like that baby!
>Mmm-MMM!
>Soon as ya hit puberty...
>THE SECOND.
>I'mma sit this black ass on ya.
>Make ya mine. Make ya LOVE yo pussy's pussy.
>Sheeeeit...
>Gon' love you real tenderly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655579
Can't imagine why. The current score is

1. 2
2. 4
3. 1
4. 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655585
I never knew I needed a ghetto Nekomata till now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655587
All of them sound good. Why do you make us choose, you evil Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655585
Sassy black Nekotmata who don't need no consent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655589
Because I'm lazy and haven't gotten any writing done, so I need help with that. Anubisfucker could borrow me one of his puppies with a riding crop to be my supervisor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655520
>"Forget about the demons" he told them in that gravely voice of his "they are things that are better off handled by their instructor."
>This did not sit well with the girls, their voices rising as one only to be cut off as the guild master chopped with his hand.
>He told them how the creatures fed off anger, off hate, growing stronger the longer they were around them. It was what made them dangerous, it was what made Anon perfect.
>The trio was confused, understandable as the man was feeling vague today, so the guild's leader continued.
>Anon had lost his family to these creatures long ago, hiding beneath his bed as the village was laughter around him, the screams and meaty chops running day and night until a squad of heroes cleared the town.
>When they'd found him, the little child had gone, his mind shutting down until he was little better than a newly formed golem.
>He could use a sword and knew to eat but the sheer terror he'd felt, the overwhelming fear had torn at his mind until he felt nothing at all, a perfect warrior for fighting these horror's from beyond.
>"He wears that smile because he thinks it makes him approachable" the older man told them as he pointed towards the courtyard, Anon already teaching trainees about what to do "other than that there is nothing."
>There were tears in their eyes at this, denials ranging from the soft "no" of the lamia to the loud "Bullshit!" of the minotaur.
>The centaur remained silent, although the dew at the edges of her eyes and her grinding teeth hinting that she was not taking it well.
>"Deny it all you want," he told the girls, raising his voice a little "but the good instructor's little more than a shell at this point."
>And with that he let them go, the girls' hearts hurting as they returned to the training field, greeted by the empty man's empty smile that never changed or faltered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655587
Looks like it's Creepy Crawly time, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655600
please tell me there will be healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655585
That sounds real nice. I can imagine how much she rubs her scent onto him to make sure he stays safe until he can produce semen for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655588
>>13655595

A Ghettomata, if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655610
Negromata? Niggamata?

Hakunamata? I hear it means no rapists for the rest of your days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655618
>Wanting niggers
Disgusting. Delicious brown is great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655618
Hasa Diga Ebowai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655618
>Hakunamata? I hear it means no rapists for the rest of your days.

I love you, man.

No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
>Cuddlebug Hellhound
>Cuddlebug Khepri Harem
>Cuddlebug Vampire who saves you from homelessness during the harsh winter and keeps you warm in her bed/coffin
>Cuddlebug any monstergirl.

Guys, I think I might have a serious thing for cuddlebugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655623
>Implying fresh-off-the-boat, charcoal black nigger-ladies aren't good for making tender, sweet love to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655627
I think you might be a cuddlebug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655631
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655627
Cuddlebugs are nice, but I'd rather have a Tickleslut.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are bugs the best to cuddle?
>oomukade
>mantis
>beelzebub
>ushi oni
>moth
>bee
>khepri

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655641
Pede-chan is olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
You don't want my muses.

They're like, 60% Yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655627
I can get behind these ideas completely.

>>13655641
I don't know how well a Beelzebub would be to cuddle, but the rest are real good for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655628

>Soft, loving pillow talk.
>With a African accent.

Help me, Anon. I'm rock hard and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to disfigure my ears by lining them with glass so no filthy mind-rapist can get me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655436
>>13655627

>Kejourou cuddlebug who wraps you up in her hair
>Your entire body is completely covered, save for your head
>She stares into your eyes with loving eyes, stroking your hair with one hand and holding you close with the other.

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655656
Good thing she can still get in via your mouth, nose, and eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655641
>Cuddling a beelzebug
>Ever
Naw. Mantis sounds straight up dangerous though, like hugging a paper cutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655660
Yeah but she can't as easily sneak a tentacle in those holes.
>eyes
How the fuck?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655662
>not cuddling a beelzebutt
>not cuddling a kuudere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655664
>eyes
>How the fuck?!
Well you only need one eye to see right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655651
I don't know what it is man. I just want to listen to a coal black Lamia with equally dark skin whisper cute, lovely things to me in an African accent while I lose myself while playing with her delicious, black breasts. I also want her to sing to me, and maybe do a cute tribal dance as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655600
>The guild master's words became a challenge for them, the girls all doing their best to get something from Anon.
>Minotaur tried to taunt and tease during their sparring sessions, trying to get a rise from the man. But he always smiled, and won, telling her that she was improving.
> Centaur took to becoming his, self proclaimed, retainer, doing her best to aid him i whatever way she could. Not that she had much luck though, he would always wave off her attempts at aiding him by telling her to worry more about herself instead of him
>And lamia? She went for the more direct rout of trying to woo him with badly written poetry and heart shaped lights she made with a custom spell. Neither drew a reaction though, not one beyond 'it looks nice.' at least.
>Day in and day out they tried to get something, anything, out of him but always he smiled and did nothing more.
>Every time they'd watch with heart brake as he disappeared on his missions, returning every time with more scars, more wound, and that permanent smile of his.
>This only made them keep trying though, doing their best to help him.
>MInotaur's teasing became more friendly and she began bringing the instructor with her when she went looking for new arms and armor, chatting with him all the while, although his answers were never more than a few polite facts.
>Centuar began to schedule his daily routine and prepared everything he would need for the day, polishing his gear, and offering to carry him to his next destination, although he turned down what he could, telling his trainee that she needn't do this for him, he could handle himself.
>Lamia's new tricks became warm, homemade pastries, and clumsily knitted scarves to keep him warm, although these scarves tended to make their way into the hands of those Anon thought needed them more.
>Nothing stopped him though, the man's expression unchanging and only spurning the girl's onward until it all came to a head one rainy day.
Crashing must finish

[Anonymous No.]

Just read the mindflayer notes, KC has clearly been playing too much Splatoon.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna pour hard liquor into a pool full of slime girls and watch them lose cohesion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655666
You misunderstand, Satan. I'd love to hug a mantis, it's just they're kind of edgy, you know? As for the beelzebitch, that's a solid no. I'd love a room full of khepri though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655684
And I want to see a loli ferret girl crawl up into a guy's shirt and poke her head out the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655695
Why do we not yet have a looooong woosel girl that likes popping out of tight spaces, sprying musk everywhere and playing with her husband's balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655691
If an overprotective Dragon lets a Mantis do it with her boytoy, there's no risks involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655680
What Nintendo series will KC pay tribute to next?

>Mandragora girls can be bred and commanded
>Strongfat Ojou-sama Penguin girls
>Kappa girls get a remake drawing, and get a buff allowing them to kidnap human boy royalty
>Lucky Cat girls that can get you to earn extra money after battles
>Small Automaton girl who cleans up after you like a meido
>Roman Centurion Lich girl that commands horrors beyond comprehension

Come on KC make it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655695

>She kisses him on the cheek.
>He panics and tries to get rid of her
>She retreats, giggling and saying she loves him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655695
>Loli ferret girl
They would be pretty cool, but I would imagine they really would stink.

>>13655702
A very good question. Very good indeed. That last part would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655703
>there's no risks involved.
You're telling me to hug Edward Scissor wrists! At least get her a sheath or wrap those in some sheets or something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655708
As long as you bathe her often and use nice smelling shampoos, you'll be fine. Just like with Pede-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be a photographer who convinces shy monstergirls to pose for your publication?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
Would I then sell these images to lewd magazines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
She's chubby. I like her. Instead of this silly photography, how about she come with me for some coffee and sweets, I'll buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
Battleship Princess does not need that much ballast

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655708
>I would imagine they really would stink.
It'd either go the bubble slime or troll route, either way it'd smell good to her husband. Monsters don't stink, they just have different kinds of lewd smells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
>>13655718
Monstergirls are so slutty, there would be no money in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
Yes. They'd get increasingly lewder until we're full on groping and making out. It's all for the camera though, none of it is real. At least that's what I tell the clients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655596
>tiny Anubis with an oversized service-cap and a ri riding crop
I want a muse like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655691
>not wanting a lewd beelzebub to hug you from behind and then give you a reach around
Shit taste.
>>13655710
She can put oven mitts over them.
Please drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655718
Would you, you monster? Would you betray their trust earned by your platinum smile and smooth words that easily? I think you would. And I think I would pirate those magazines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655714
>constantly bathing a little ferret girl
Alright, that's it. Why don't we have one of these already?

>>13655722
Yeah, that would work too. Lewd scents are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655730
>Lewd scents
Everyone who likes smells is a horrible pervert! Please stop sniffing the Oomukade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
Just the perfect amount of chub, holy shit. I want her to model a latex catsuit for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655732
>a latex catsuit
How many sizes too small for her would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655678
>The instructor had returned one day from a mission, haggard looking and bandaged, only to find another mission awaiting him, another incursion nearby.
>He dropped off the gold, grabbed the paper and turned around to leave, thumping through the halls until a tale of the green scaled lamia wrapped around his legs and the strong arms of the minotaur and centaur pulled him back as the girls pleaded for him not to go.
>They told him how he'd die if he left, his body falling apart from the harsh battles. The begged him to let him help or just to let some one else handle it.
>This was the heroes guild wasn't it? Surely another could take it.
>For the first time since they knew him, the man's expression looked slightly confused as he asked them why they cared.
>Why did they care? An excellent question.
>For the minotaur it was because she'd found a rival she couldn't overwhelm with muscle. A rival she wanted to beat and ask a special question too. If he threw his life away now then she'd never beat him.
>For Centaur it was because she'd found a man worth serving, someone who was loyal to a fault and that she would follow into the gates of hell. But even loyalty can have it's limit, especially if it could kill him when he didn't need to die.
>And lamia? She just wanted to make him happy again, bringing him back so he could live a normal life. She didn't want to see him die now when he had so much life left to live.
>Their reasons were different but their end goal was the same.
>Live, live and laugh instructor.
>Sadly, he had his orders and his mission.
>With a surprising gentleness, the man pulled himself free from the girl's grasp, the trio groaning with effort and pleading harder or him to stay.
>He told them, to their dismay, that he could not, the guild needed him to remove the demons, that this was his life now.
>But as the tears flowed at the rejection, the girl's heard him speak in a tone he never used before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655731
I will never stop sniffing the centipede!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715

>Be a courtesy clerk
>All those monster girls who gladly accept help out to their car with their groceries, only for them to try and take you with them after you finished loading.
>You basically can't clean the women's bathroom, ever, since there's always someone waiting or silently hiding for an ambush
>Getting grocery carts back inside is always a dangerous affair too
>Don't even get me started what happens when you ask a MG looking through the aisles if there's something you can help them find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655736
Big enough to fully cover everything, but small enough to almost pop whenever she moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655749
>Don't even get me started what happens when you ask a MG looking through the aisles if there's something you can help them find.
I'll bet the answer is "My G-spot" every. Single. Time. I'd tell her it's on aisle nine with the women's needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655731
Never! If she didn't want to be smelled she shouldn't have such a lewd scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655743
Anon, this is an intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655749
And that's when you get claimed by your tsundere Tanuki boss.
>Don't get me wrong, it's not like I have feelings for you or anything
>I'm just protecting my investment, I'll lose money if those other girls keep trying to snatch you up
>Please don't leave me, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655758

Actually most of the time they just look at you, smile and say they just found what they were looking for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655743
Fine. Line 412.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
I want to be a Nekobus' manager as she poses for 'Cat's Meow Weekly'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655761
What's next, you'll make me take the vibrators off her antennae and stop eating her molted chitin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655705
Who knows. Right now he's tweeting all about how he thinks it's cool that FF7 is getting a remake, but how he'd rather more old school ones. Like specifically 5, 6 and 3, in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655596
I believe you meant to say could LEND YOU one.

And also if I had Anubis Puppies to smack me with a riding crop and get on with my life and varying tasks, I'd likely be much more together than I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655764
Oh. You must be in a better neighborhood than I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655771
What's the difference between lending and borrowing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655765
>This must be how it feels when a middle-aged man sneaks into the locker room of a Sabbath cheerleader squad, removed his clothes, dressed up in their underwear with panties on his head and then pretends to be a magical girl while masturbating, is caught on the hidden security camera, becomes an internet phenomenon, and then gets promoted by his Succubus boss for it.

What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655769
>Eating her molted chitin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655775
Same as the difference between giving and taking, respectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655763
>tsundere

eh. Pretty cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655775
There isn't, it's a matter of grammer.

"Could borrow me" would indicate that you are letting someone borrow you.
"Could lend me" would indicate that you are borrowing something from someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655776
It happens.
>>13655779
>>13655784
Uh-huh. Well I never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655784
>"Could lend me" would indicate that you are borrowing something from someone.
Or it could also mean that he's letting someone else use you, much like a pimp. English!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655769
Let the poor girl go anon! Slavery is mostly illegal! Look at how much she is suffering!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655739
>"I have my mission," he said, that smile containing warmth for the first time as he gave each of their heads a pat "but when I return I will speak with the guild master. Staying here and becoming a permanent trainer would be....nice?"
>Not even he knew what he felt but he made a promise regardless, this would be his last time facing the field.
>They said that they would wait.
>And wait they did.
>And wait.
>And wait.
>And wait.
>Days became weeks, weeks became month's until it became one year to the day since he'd left.
>Yet waited the girls did as they held out for Anon.
>The guild master told them to give up but they ignored him, awaiting their instructor and dreaming of the day that he would return.
>Minotaur trained until she was the strongest of all the initiates, her limbs corded by muscle and abs iron hard.
>Centaur studied tactic's and tested wits with the cleverest of rivals until she was an unparalleled tactician.
>Finally, the lamia devoured all books of arcane lore she could find, mastering spells long thought forgotten.
>She also became quite the accomplished cook but that was deemed less impressive.
>On that one year anniversary the doors of the guild opened and a figure in tattered rags stepped through, one arm ending in a stump while the other clutched a bag of gold.
>Guards and initiates watched him warily as he stalked the halls until he stepped into the guild master's room.
>The old man's expression briefly flickered into one of confusion before it swapped back into his normal, neutral expression.
>He told the new arrival that he hadn't expected him to be alive after all this time, the instructor should have returned four months ago.
>The man responded that he'd been too wounded to travel and any writing he'd done was illegible due to the wound.
>The guild master nodded and, without ceremony or pomp, removed the man from the list of active adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655784
>There isn't
Lend: to grant the use of (something) on condition that it or its equivalent will be returned.

Borrow: to take or obtain with the promise to return the same or an equivalent

Guy, c'mon. The directions are different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655793
Ah, that's true, though more dependent upon the context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655795
I would never enslave a monster girl that isn't an elf!
>>13655778
My obscenity will never cease.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Mindflayer is out and after reading the thing her profile image was the first in a while I sincerely and joyfully fapped to.

You nigglets are hilarious. 'Monster' Girls. Not 'Shiny Flowery Rainbow-shitting Pony' Girls. The goddamn name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655796
>"You're no use to us with only one arm," he said as a large bag of gold was handed over, the (ex)hero's retirement payment worth enough to let him live a quiet life "I suggest you settle down with someone. Goodbye Anon."
>And with that he was a hero no more, a lifetime of wealth held in his hand.
>He hadn't even left the room when the doors burst open and a trio of girls tackled him to the ground happily shouting that Anon was back.
>"Yeah," the man awkwardly said beneath a pile of muscle, scales, and centaur "I guess I am."
>His smile was, for the first time in years, a genuine, sunny smile as he hugged the girl's back, happy once more.

End.
I personally think it's trash because I am barely awake but it's done.
Good night Anons, think happy thoughts for the mindflayers and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655796
You will never give somebody this kind of determination

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655804
I want to enslave a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655715
There's no money in something you can get anywhere

>Put your email on the /hbg/ asking for pics in exchange for pics of your dick.
>Watch them pour in along with hopeful monstergirls begging for you to give them attention
>Once satisfied you erase the post and keep the pics for yourself

There would be a huge demand for monstergirl's who are too faithful or pridefulto let themselves be seen

>People buying rare unicorn sideboob pics at 50 dollars
>Shirohebis bathing in the river for 60 dollars
>Sleeping wet dragon's snatch for 200 dollars

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655763
The next week, she demands you spend Friday night with her.
>"So...a date?"
>"No! I just want to make sure you don't get into any trouble that would compromise your work. I'm micromanaging you. I'll pick you up at 6 and we'll go out to eat."
>"So a date."
>Her cheeks puff up in a frustrated pout.
>"I told you this is just for your own good! I simply want to go out and mingle like usual, and having you by my side is the best way to keep you from squandering your time, health, and money on some unfortunate choice."
>"So what about the rest of the weekend?"
>"Ah! Now that you mention it, it would be prudent to keep an eye on you the whole time, wouldn't it? I don't want you stumbling into work hung over and covered in Manticore spine scars. That settles it. You're staying at my house all weekend."
And thus you were acquired as a Tanuki's most valuable asset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655823
Tanuki's are all fine and dandy sure.

However one must remember, if your boss was a Tanuki and you refused her advances, you'd lose your job, friends, family, home, all of it until she claimed you.

Then you'd have to go back and work for her again anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655799
I just meant that there isn't a difference in that both words refer to the giving or receiving of something with the intent of returning it.

But yes, as you say the actual difference between the two is the perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655765
Whine, whine, gimme attention, whine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655705
>Kappa girls get a remake drawing
They could really do with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655814
Yeah it would be nice.
Wish it'd been in a better state to write it in.
Hello 4am, we meet again. I remember when I had a sleep schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655766
Complete Prima Donna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655814

>You will never have somebody possessive over you, to where thinking of a life without you pains them.

>You'll never give advice to someone with big aspirations but not knowing how to achieve them which gives them a spark. >Years down the line they'll become famous and you'll never hear them shout-out your name as you randomly listen to the radio one night
>About how what you said to them stuck with them all this time and they never gave up

[Anonymous No.]

Yo guys, heads up.

KC has just indicated that he is planning a Seraphim and Dark Seraphim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655837
>Rub Nekobus belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655841
Next or eventually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655828
>Guy sees through this right off the bat
>Goes out and commits a really fucked up crime
>Gets life
>First day there, stabs a guard
>Solitary confinement
>Daily beatings from the guards for stabbing one of them
>She comes to visit him one day
>Pays an extraordinary amount of money in order to get visitation after the prison initially told her you were allowed no visitors
>Smile at her, she smiles back
>"What's your plan now? There's nothing you can do to me that I haven't already done to myself"
>yfw she runs for president and eventually wins on her second attempt
>yfw her first act is to issue you a pardon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655823

And then she had your possessions moved to her own place, giving you your own room

>"It's better for you to just live here. You'll be safer that way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655842
You're the new intern? Go fetch her some fish, and try not to rub her belly. She has quite the temper. Wouldn't want you to lose a hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655845
Eventually in all probability.

セラフィム＆ダークセラフィムもエンジェル＆Ｄエンジェルが出た時点で見た目も設定も決まってるけど何時出るかわからない系！

Based on my GTese, it seems to say that he's had them planned since the first Light/Dark Angel Pair, but still hasn't quite decided how he wants the Seraphims to look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655850
Fine, I guess I'll just scratch behind her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655831
I want to lick those stink lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655860
Enjoy your incurable insect STDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655853
One step at a time buddy. You need to suck up to her. Remember she likes her salmon served raw and her tuna from a can. If you keep at it some day she'll make you her assistant. Maybe then she might timidly ask you to give her an nice ear rub at the end of a day when everyone else has left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655847
I don't think I will ever understand this level of contrary spite.
>"HAHAHA! Try breaking my hand NOW! I've already cut it off!"
Also, any MG that goes to the trouble of becoming the ruler of a nation just to get you is better than you're worth, spiteman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655866
1000000% worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655877
So how about that slutty Nojiko? Grabbing dicks like she's been doing it for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655866
>>13655877
The incurable STD is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655852
Celestials of highest rank... corrupted. This is gonna be brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655881
1000000^1000000% worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655877
>sweaty stinky bug juices dripping off her seal

someone throw her into a bubble bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655877
I can already hear the awkward/creepy Tomoko laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655880
Nowhere near as slutty as that Rhea lizard, slurping all over all the filthy dicks she can find, "Cleaning" them off before getting them filthy all over again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655902
At least she doesn't shove candy up her snatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655813
I gathered this story in a paste for you:
http://pastebin.com/4BXVPtP1

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna lick a Dark Elf's feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655924
And that's just what they want you to do, pooch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655924
Gonna lick a Dark Elf's feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655928
Gotta lick a Dark Elf's feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655924
I want to lick a Dark Elf's ass while she sits on my face, and I want her Wood Elf cousin to be on my dick at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655933
Ask politely if I can lick a Dark Elf's feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655935
Suckle a Dark Elf's toes after I like a Dark Elf's feet

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll open up a stand where Monster Girls can sit and have their feet licked by Human Boys. It'd be pretty profitable I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655943
Rub my foot against her panties under the kotatsu while I suckle those toes and massage those feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655727
Lewd honey-glazed grizzly photoshoot when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655954
Would you have an option where they can pay extra to have wine poured on their feet for the human boys to drink up?

Would you have to hire guards to keep Quentin Tarantino from harassing the human boy employees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655954
I only lick feet if their owner is wearing latex toe socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655989
But that'd taste gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655998
>Implying any self-respecting MGC latex clothing producer wouldn't magic away the smell of all their products
There are probably even companies that sell magic creams or spells so you can do it yourself. I highly doubt smelly latex would even be a thing in MG-land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655998
MGs sweat is antibacterial in my hugbox, you lowly 3D-worshiping peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655989
>monstergirls wearing woollen stirrup socks, like the girl from Kuro

I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656011
Sweat tastes great. Latex doesn't. Dumb-dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

So the new South Park game made me think about what kind of group would Monster Girl superheroes form? The MG version of Justice League, or the Avengers.
Super Wurm & Friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656020
>Sweat tastes great.

Ew. I bet you like kissing fruit-flavoured slimegirls too, weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

"And what makes you think I'd let you drink from or smother yourself in these tits, Anon!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656031
My love... is a fever! Longing for... that which no longer nurseth the disease!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656031
What makes you think your consent is required?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656025
All the dragon-types form a team called Dragonforce.
All the desert girls form the Oasis Patrol.
That one bullied wurm orphan becomes Riot Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656031
Not with those fuckin piercings, no thanks. No mouth puncturing for me.

>>13656032
What's with her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656038
Can I be the guy the Dragonforce saves from the clutches of Charlene the Chaste, Human Paladin?
>>13656039
>her face
She's "acting".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656043
>"acting"
Ok, but did she get run over by a truck, or run face first into a wall or something? It's so flat, and there's no such thing as 'delicious flat face'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
Huh. The level f backpedaling is pretty noticeable.
Even I can see it, and I'm a blind asshole.

Still like Mindflayers though. They're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656050
They have the loveliest smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656050
Looks like simple clarifications to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655112
Fucking KC is such a bitch. No fucking confidence on that nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656031
Not a fan of multiple breast rows in general, but it's milk that dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656059
Confidence is reserved for people who don't acknowledge they are flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656054
And those empty eyes remind me of that girl from GunxSword.
Eyes that need protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656063
Naw nigga, confidence is for people who DO acknowledge that that are flawed, but completely okay with themselves and work toward being less flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

Whacha doin' in my neck of the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656072
Gonna have me a nice fap inna woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656069
Well whatever I'm perfect so I don't need to listen to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656073
Sorry, but your faptime is Ogre now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656072
Looking for a worthy wife-material Monstergirl. Sorry, I'll move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655229
It's an enjoyable read. Looking forward to the finale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656069
Gonna add to this. You have to be humble, but still stay true to yourself.

>>13656074
you can go back to tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656078
>back to tumblr
And at this point I get worried, because you're actually being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656078
Ayyy, thanks my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656072
Looking to test a theory on Ogre snu snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656072
Anything can happen in the woods~.
May I kiss you~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13654786
>>13654791
>>13654894
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656031
>"B-because I am weak. I need nourishment. I beg you. Please ensure I don't die with the life-giving abilities you have!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656077
I'm glad you liked it!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be ntr'd by ntrgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656075
Shrek-chan noooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656025
Wait, what new south park game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655765
Nojiko a lewd slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656084
>unleashing full force sparkles and roses bishie powers on a poor, unsuspecting Ogre

Not cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656120
Oh yeah?
I haven't even gotten to my trump card yet.
Je t'aime~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656112
Nojiko a young girl in love. No bully pls.
>>13656105
South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655765
>A blush spread on her cheeks, and her lips formed a smile. She brought one finger to her mouth and sucked on it, her eyes darting to my crotch. I had already forgotten about that, and because of that I was unable to hide myself in time. To my surprise, her free hand darted to my erect member and brushed the tip with her fingers. "Ecchi..." she whispered, and then giggled out loud as she lowered herself back into the tub and relaxed against the side, spreading herself out again like she had when we'd started.
fffuuuuckk yess; that was delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656131
Checked out the trailer, hope the 4th wall jokes are toned down in the actual game and we see more gameplay footage before it's released.
Superhero thing should keep it fresh though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656122
Stop confusing the Ogres! They are fierce beasts made for pelvis rattling rape not blushing like some meek maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656031
It's the chosen one of Hathor! Just as the legends said. The four-breasted one who will spread the message of health across the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656148
So would you rather I instead touch her chin and whisper in her ear,
ファックミーベイビー~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656138
>These audiologs are nothing but filler! USELESS FILLER!
>You have to wait your turn, it's like medieval times!
>>13656134
Our little creepy crawly is growing up, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656155
>Right click
>Search Google
>fuck-me-baby-one-more-time-scene5 - XVIDEOS.JP
Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656160
>1854 + 161
>not being able to at least read katakana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656168
I've never been good with languages, even as a kid. Not really sure why.
My grandmother was an immigrant from Germany and tried to teach me German when I was younger and nothing ever stuck. I took a bunch of Spanish courses too and the same thing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656155
I'm sure she'd happily oblige you. With vigor and at great length.
Hope you didn't plan to have less than half dozen daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

Once again for those that missed it, and censored even more to appease the mod gods

Golden Dick Sucking Lips Anubis

http://imgur.com/qC5VdUE,tCTbWp4#1
For those that want the uncensored/color it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656203
Anubis-senpai is lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656031

That's a good question, but let me counter that with one of my own...

What the actual FUCK are you doin' ON MY LAWN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656203
))<>((

[Anonymous No.]

So, KC's Werebat (other than probably needing some updated art. I mean seriously, it looks like a Zubat) has very fixed looking arms. Useless claw spikes at the wrist, and bone spikes along the wing that look completely inflexible. The poor girl just has giant palm leaves for arms.

So how would you improve on this, and what sort of bat wings would you want? Do they function as hands with very long fingers? Do you place "real" hands at a joint like with the Gandharva? Do they not function as hands at all?
Would you only be able to handle cosplay-tier wings attached to the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656177
But anon, that was exactly my plan all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656236
An updated image with somewhat bigger wings and the membrane on them made to look more flexible would be enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656236
>Not posting a better page

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656237
Curse you Bishies, charming our strong Ogre wimmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656249
I want to grab an Ogre's hand with my small frail girly hands, and ask her if she'd like to just sit and watch the sunset with me, having a picnic together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656249
That's how it goes sometimes.
Too bad bishie tactics never work on Pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656236
Make them like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656236
>>13656244
>You will never tickle your bat waifu while she tells you to stop and insists she is the night
>>13656256
You cunning fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656261
hng, dat snuggly ruff
it's like a built-in fur boa
would idly run my hand through

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656260
They don't work at all.
They just counter with arrogant, equally flirty ojou praise.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Miia!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will live to see monstergirls become so mainstream you'll quit out of pure disgust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656288
Hipster faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656288
>quitting anything because other people enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. If one of you are gonna role play with an imgur link please rehost it so someone checking stats out of curiosity doesn't see the domain or profile you fancy.

God damn those tags tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656288
Then you don't love them, you just want to be different and shit on other people while being an edgy "rebel"

Which looking at these threads does not surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656289
>>13656293
Not him but
>Implying things don't die when they get mainstream
It's not about more people enjoying it, it's about all the cancer that'll follow. And where there's cancer, there's Jews. Get hype for "Monsterbro pride" Ready to buy your Elf girl pride shirts? Le Ms. Smith is mai waifu XD

Also my Otherkin is a Lamia so please refer to me by my Lamia pronouns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656287
Speaking of...
>tfw just found out Mrs. Smith is being voiced by Yu Kobayashi
YES. This was truly one of my biggest wants for this show since hoping Marina Inoue got Centorea's spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656288
We'll always have our circles that more causal people fear to tread.
Just like how normalfags who claim to have a waifu because they think it's funny don't spend their time in waifu communities talking about her all day and regularly spending part of their paycheck on commissions of her.
More casual monstergirl fans won't move past any interest in them besides thinking the more cosplay tier ones are cute or sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656294
You want that to happen don't you? You dream about that. You would just love to bitch about it I bet.

I don't care about those things anon, I want to talk about monster girls mainstream or not. I don't care if what I like is beloved by tumblr or reddit because if I love it then that's all I need.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the military leader of a not!-asian empire, responsible for its golden ages. I want get sick of court politics, with filthy backstabbers everywhere. I want to yearn for a simpler life. I want to dissappear one day, heading west. I want to be a wandering man in not!europe infamous for his tactics and skills.
I'll want to meet an amazon unaware of my skills and settle down as her househusband. She'll never know that I am much powerful than her, and I'll be satisfied with roleplaying the weak vulnerable human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656294
Who's ready for Monstercon 2016? They named it Monstercon instead of Monstergirlcon because it's pretty sexist, and Monster Girls in their concept are pretty oppressive to womyn, we have to be inclusive for Monster Boys.

Also, what's your guys Monstersona? Mine is Centora, some nights I lay awake dreaming of having a horse pussy and also wondering if I have a front pussy or not.

Also, I'm glad we were able to get KC to stop making his oppressive MGE, it was pretty triggering. I'm glad Moldykins took it upon bunself to make a new MPE that'll be less disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656301
The sweet spot that never exists would be: "A thing that is liked by just enough to makeit acceptable to most people, but not liked by TOO many to where the invalids start trying to make it their own."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656304
I have no words, save for "I shiggy."

[Anonymous No.]

Elves. WITH FRECKLES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656304
Man that's an elaborate fantasy you have anon? Do you really want it that much?
>>13656306
That's impossible anon, even in these threads you get people being shits. People being shits is inevitable, you just gotta hope that you find some diamonds in there. Hell every fandom I get into seems to have been proclaimed "the worst fans ever" by someone so the best thing to do is to enjoy things and not bitch about the bad stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656308
Monster girls in casual clothes are the best thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656312
Truly.
Still waiting on "Jinko in gym bra and spats, though."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656306
>A thing that is liked by just enough to makeit acceptable to most people
Why do you care if people validate what you like?

The real sweet spot is enough people there to produce decent amount of OC and keep the community alive without being a small circlejerk, but not too big where it gets mainstream appeal and next thing you know it's an "Epic Meme" or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656309
Elves. With cocks stuffed in every manageable orifice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656313
I'm waiting for a Goth Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656315
>Why do you care
You know what? That's a good question.
Even if Monmusu were a widespread-enough and accepted thing anyway, I'd still be prudent as fuck in making sure nobody knew I was into it. So there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656318
>Wanting that many cocks involved
I want my Elf to take my dick and only my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656324
Remember to only kiss your Elf once a day anon.

Or terrible things will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656320
I don't hide my powerlevel, I let them know what I'm into. Everyone has at least one interest that a lot of people would consider weird, so I don't see a problem in telling people.
If they look at you differently because you're into women with big meaty paws, then fuck them, they probably jerk it to shemale porn anyways. And as for women, who cares, I'm not going to hide who I am.
>Don't you fucking judge me, bitch, you don't even have a fluffy tail and I'm still willing to fuck you. I'm the one doing you a favor here.

[Anonymous No.]

Bathy-Crawly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656327
And never kiss her after midnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655765
Good to see the MC still cares for her wellbeing. He's an alright dude aside from being a sick, smell fetishist bastard.

So is this all Nojiko's natural lewdness or did that lecherous old cat give her some pointers while the protagonist was away shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656332
Okay...so now what will that one anon use as ammo against the bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656334
Indeed, the most terrible thing would happen if he did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656336
She's a Monster Girl, anon. This is all her.
>>13656337
What anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656340
You know who I'm talking about...that smelly anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656309
Not brown enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656345
If you refer to me calling them stinky, it's just because in the story Nojiko smells an awful lot like sexy times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656345
>implying only one anon brings up the smelly centipede
>implying there's anything wrong about lewd smelling Oomukades

>>13656340
>This is all her.
Good to hear. This means thing should get even more titillating when Sunshine finally decides to contribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656357
>more titillating
Drugged-up threesomes tend to be that, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656327

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656368
Huh, was it really only the 24th of May? It feels like a little longer. Especially since it got me started down this kissing fetish road.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread's so dead, it's gotta be the fault of villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656332
>>13656472
Man. This shit always get a smile out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656478
I could make one more before leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656490
Sure. More amusing art is usually a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656368
Elf teasing a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649828
>>13653335
>>13653357

TFW you haven't visited threads for almost a week, but as you catch up, you seriously start suspecting a second copy of you was busy posting for you the whole weekend...

also, why is thread image deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656510
I love those eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656508
And with this, I bid you good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656538
I feel like maybe this should be sad, but that fucking face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13649828
After discovering Monstergirls and being into for a while, I now don't seem to be able to play out human female femdom anymore, honestly.
It's something that has to do with the power of MGs I think, like they actually -back up- their dom. Human's just seem silly to me when I try to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656510
Her mother was quite smuggy after she turned Bi-Corn. Not so much before but Unicorns aren't really known to be smug.

Then our Unicorn daughter was born moderately smug and now she's been turned into a Bi-Corn and has become the smuggest darn thing...well beyond her mother's smug level.

I do know her one weakness though, something that can break her smug grin regardless of situation.

Carrot Pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656541
See that tear?

[Anonymous No.]

Do bicorns give birth to unicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

Multi-universe anomaly. A glitch of an experimental magical contraption has 'activated' a weird dream you were having last night - manifesting it into reality.

Your dream:

You are dumped naked on the cold stone floor. It hurts and you are disoriented. It feels as if your mind just went through a psychedelic shredder, and is now trying to put itself together. Gradually you come to, you seem to be in an underground chamber - passages leading into darkness on all sides.

You are not alone - in the room are 3 women / girls. They too are naked, watching you, with a bit more lucidity in their eyes than you are currently capable of. Looks like you were the last one to 'arrive', as they are more recovered.

Somewhat distracted by their nudity, you realize all the women are familiar to you - they are characters from the last few [movies/books/games] you remember enjoying. They stuck on your mind... and now they are in front of you.

Suddenly loud banging is heard from one of the passages. A sense of dread fills you. By their faces you see they feel it too. Institutionally you know that something just noticed you. You are now hunted.

You start crawling as you get to your feet... moving toward the passage on the other side of the chamber, away from the threatening sound. By unspoken agreement it seems like the girls are all on the same page - whatever is approaching, none of you want to meet it.

So begins your adventure. You are all strangers, hailing from different universes- though you are the only one who has gotten glimpses of the other 3 - and you need to survive and get out... out of the sewers and slums of Monster Girl City.

You will all try very hard... but somewhere in the back of your mind there is a persistent and very specific surety. Two in fact.

The first is... the women with you will soon be changed into something else, one way or another. And one way or another, you are all going to get raped. A lot..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656601

Question:

who are the women, quietly creeping with your into the shadows?

What do you think they will end up as?

Will you try to salvage at least some bit of good out of your impending ordeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656547

if femdom authenticity is what does it for you, you just need to find human female domming that has that.

Relatively easy for human women to 'back up' a femdom scenario, where the guy can try actively resisting but will stand little chance.

Hell, take a physically weak, semi phsycho teenage girl + tazer and some rope/duct tape, she is pretty likely to down any macho guy assuming she gets the jump on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656605
>who are the women, quietly creeping with your into the shadows?
I've been playing a lot of hand held games lately so probably Neptune (neptunia), Asuka (senran kagura) and Lucina (fire emblem)
>What do you think they will end up as?
Nep probably becomes a bird brain Harpy with purple feathers, Asuka becomes a Kunoichi which is a no brainer and I could see Lucina being a blue Lizard girl.
>Will you try to salvage at least some bit of good out of your impending ordeal?
Harem route or failing that, run off together with Nep after promising her pudding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656605
But Shinobu is already a vampire...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656624

Dire Vampire then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656617
well alright, but only if she cuddles me after
http://exhentai.org/g/749939/1cc37fd3d4/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13655919
Thanks but I don't think it's good enough for me to put in my pastebin, I'm not sure it's up to the usual quality I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656629
Barely counts, needs more rape.

http://exhentai.org/g/571877/2f114ef996/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a mad scientist that subjects my dim-witted Wurm assistant to my insane and frankly dangerous experiments!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656605
>who are the women, quietly creeping with your into the shadows?
I've been playing Danganronpa lately...so the crazy just got crazier.
>What do you think they will end up as?
I ain't sticking around to find out
>Will you try to salvage at least some bit of good out of your impending ordeal?
Nope, I am getting the fuck away from them as fast as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656638
What kind of experiments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656639
>I've been playing Danganronpa lately...so the crazy just got crazier.
>Celes turns into a vampire
I'd stick around for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656642
Yeah but this is like attaching c4 to a t-rex. I'm pretty sure I could survive an encounter with one but both together?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656640
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656647
Yes. Oh look, I'm still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656647

That was 4 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656624

in cases of supernatural characters like that, i am thinking she loses all powers from her 'origin' universe, gradually is converted to local MG version.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be purely platonic friends with a big, strong dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656640
Think Dexter's Lab or Pinky and the Brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656650
Here in BR (hueland) is was last 12th.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready for glorious waifu age?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656655

Really? Neato

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656601
>>13656605

Well, going by the rules...

>Sayla Mass.
>Princess Peach.
>SAMUS MOTHERFUCKING ARAN.

I have no idea what's gonna happen, or who's gonna become what. Only that I'm gonna stick with he world-cleansing bounty hunter and ry to do everything I can to help get us out in one piece.

And hope to God it's Pre-Other M Samus I'm running with.

I need the badass murdermachine from my childhood, not some whiny bitch with daddy-issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656649
Great! Now just stand still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656666
>four sixes
>Super Satan
Uh-oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656666
>just stand still
Where? Right HERE?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, is it heresy that I want to see a blueberry anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656687
Explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656649
Holy shit, do this with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656687
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656687
Actually yes.

I think there are lines we shouldn't cross.

Like domineering alp

or succubus in a wedding dress

or submissive hellhound

Some walls are there to protect us, not restrict us.

Some are meant to be broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656689
Too much effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656687
An Anubis that's a lovely shade of blue like this, possibly with silver hair.
>>13656694
>succubus in a wedding dress
That's not complete heresy as long as it's not white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656687
An Anubis corrupted by an Apophis? Eh, sure.

Might as well make a corrupted Manticore with horns, draconic wings, black sclerae, and a super Tailpussy to go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656701
>super Tailpussy

That scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656704
She'd probably be able to net a husband with that thing in no time flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656701
>That 'I'm going to fuck you raw' underlip bite

God, why at Manticore so fucking sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656701
Now you mention it, corrupted desert girls could be great.
>blueberry anubis
>grape khepri
>grey mummies
>removed pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656706
I just hope that man isn't me. I could not survive the super tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey...

Do you think a tailpussy can queef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656708
They're not though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656711
Better be ready to cuddle with Onee-chan while she milks you, boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656716
I pray she is gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656718
>Manticore.
>Gentle.

GUFFAW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656718
>Manticore
>Gentle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6q4sPE2QWg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656720
Maybe if I ask her nicely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656605
Well lets see,

>Game
Well, Senran Kagura was the last I played and I only did Hibari that time so I've got her.

Last TV show would have to be Unlimited Blade Works so I have Rin now (Going by Heroine of that Route. FSN in general would just be Sebah)

Last movie was Fury Road so Furiosa.

>End up as.
Hibari is a wererabbit
Rin ends up a witch
Furiosa...Amazon?

>Salvage
Sure, not my number 1 MG picks but I'll take it.

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>>13656720
What's wrong with rough sex?

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>>13656713
...I don't know why it wouldn't. Maybe she gets a little airbubble in there and she flexes and it phhfts out.

Then you can tease her about it and she'll blush and you'll tease more then she'll sting you and gobble your cock inside her tailmouth.

>>13656714
Only not to gays, it seems.

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>>13656728
They're not though, Manticore's are sadistic cunts that deserve to have a sword shoved up their vagina.

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>>13656726
>Hibari is a wererabbit
>Rabbit Hibari will never slam her hips down onto you repeatedly while Yaguu looks on with tears in her eyes

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>>13656733
Aaah, so you ARE gay then. Right. Everyone knows all Paladins are just alps waiting to happen.

Go bend over an alter boy.

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>>13656733
>sadistic cunts
All they're going to do to you is say rude, teasy words along with the occasional "mean" one.

Are your feelings really that fragile?

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>>13656735
>Implying Kraken Yagyuu isn't getting in on the action.

Come on Anon.
With an MG libido Yagyuu is joining in, although she'd mostly focus on Hibari though.

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>>13656605

Well my last few games were Monster Hunter 4U and Devil Survivor 2 record breaker

So Guildmarm and Fumi Kanno

and I saw the mad max movie yesterday so someone from that too.

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>>13656738
If one starts that shit you just tickle them.

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>>13656740
That sounds pretty appealing. Also thinking about Senrans as monsters makes me want fallen angel angel ryouna.

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>>13656723

>Her response.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

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>>13656738
Not him, but why would you want a lover who is rude and mean to you?

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The only thing worse than a Manticore is a Hellhound.

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>>13656747
Nah, fuck you
Manticore a sadistic shit
Hellhound a nice lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656745
Guess I'll just lie back and try to take it.

And maybe try to sneak some Holst milk into her food to see if it makes her a bit more docile.

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>>13656749
>Hellhound
>Nice.

Anon please, enough with the jokes.

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>>13656744
I don't know whether that or a werewolf sounds more accurate

Mirai is a werecat
Homura would be a salamander
Haruka would be an Apophis
Hikage would be a lamia
And Yomi? Maybe a Valkyrie.

>Swing by the wiki just to make sure my choices are decent
>Someone put for Yomi that she's canonically the softest.
I don't know if someone's messing with me or not.

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>>13656755
>>13656744

>Let MG Crimson squad live in my home.
>Salamander Homura keeps telling me to get more weights from my house and trains constantly in the back yard. Pays me back by giving training advice and engaging in pun offs
>Werecat Mirai is usually playing games on my console or talking shit on the internet. If I don't pay attention she sits in my lap or gets in the way till I pet her.
>Apophis Haruka takes over an empty room and makes it her lap. Seems nice but the constant teasing and use of me as a heat warmer versus the odd smells and occasional explosion from the 'lab' leave me concerned.
>Lamia Hikage is impossible to read but she keeps using me as a heater, along with Haruka, and it takes a couple minutes of coaxing to get out from them. Always see her munching on snacks in the sun.
>Yomi keeps telling me that I have too much despite the fact that we all barely make enough to get by. She does do the cooking though and is more than willing to help with chores.

Wouldn't be bad.
My house would explode the instant some other ninja showed up or if someone threatened me but it wouldn't be bad.

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>>13656755
I love all of those, corruption is my fetish.
Then there's the really obvious ones. Like Yomi and a yuki onna and shiki as a werebat.

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>>13656786
Ryoubi would be a flat version of whatever Ryouna is (Kind of why I see Ryouna as a werewolf. That and dog references.)


>Dai is a jinko
>Always training, scares the piss out of everyone.
>First time was her just grabbing you because she was in heat and you were the closes person nearby.
>Apparently your survival was all it took for her to deem you worthy of being her mate.
>Still don't know how your pelvis came out intact.
she tries to be the big spoon despite being tiny, chuffing in her sleep as she hugs you.

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>>13656773
That's a perfect harem right there.
>>13656796
>tiny dom jinko
Screw the harem I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

You finally decided to get some therapy for your unresolved childhood issues! You set up the appointment with an obscure therapist.

1. Hotblooded Gazer: This gazer will use her eyes' flashing hypnotic ability to help you completely push aside your issues. She has a love for aggressive, overpowering, and confident men and will pass these traits onto you subtly through her sessions. She is the most hands on therapist and will barge into your home at random times to take you out for anything from mountain climbing to a videogame marathon. She actually has a sub side which comes out whenever you act incredibly manly. She'll patiently wait for you to push her down and rape her, but if you take too long she'll take the lead and force herself on you.

2. Timid Vampire: The vampire is different from her arrogant sisters and enjoys helping people in any way she can. She loves smart, cultured, and thoughtful men and will use her charms and naturally vampiric gaze to induct you in those ways. She is very involved in helping you and will frequently invite you out after your sessions to her small manor for confectionaries and tea. She is very motherly and caring to the point of letting you rest your head on her lap while she gently strokes your hair until you fall asleep. In her freetime she secretly reads wedding magazines and fantasizes about becoming a mother.

3. Lewd mindflayer: Mindflayers are naturally lewd, but this mindflayer is the lewdest of them all. Her wet squirming tentacles will teach you to become a sex fiend who can charm his way out of a devilbug nest and into a unicorn's skirt (before marriage!) The mindflayer will set you up with her female patients for no-strings-attached fucking as long as you let her watch and masturbate. If you ask for an interesting cause she'll let you use her powers to get any girl you want. You'll probably come out with more issues than you came in as a result of her mindfuckery. She'll also rape you and make you think you want it.

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>>13656833

Gonna go with the vampire.

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>>13656833
I'd go with the timid vampire but I'm not smart or cultured.

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>>13656833
I take the Fourth option, none of them./

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>>13656833
Vampire, no question. The mindflayer might be good if I only thought with my dick, but that vampire. A shame it is a vampire, since they are my least favorite of all the undead, but her personality makes up for it.

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>>13656833
My problems ideally need an outgoing type to solve so the Gazer is tempting but my heart is telling me to go with 2.

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>>13656833
MY DICK IS THE DICK THAT WILL PIERCE THE GAZER!

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>>13656833
>no mistery box
i'll take it

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>>13656833
I'm going to give that Vampire the Dhampir daughter of her dreams.

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>>13656833
Tough call...but as I am now, I'm probably better suited for the Vampire.

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>>13656833
I'll say the vampire. The Mindflayer is a close second.

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>>13656657
Surprisingly encouraging. Still don't believe it will work.

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>>13656796
>Rin is mantis
>CC mantis with obligatory senran cannons.
>Whenever you visit her while she's teaching you can't even get close to doing anything lewd, a quiet "Not in front of the students" coming from her.
>Always swear you feel a little wet spot on you're cheek when you leave though.
>So fast that you can never catch her and when she comes home you'll feel her wrap you in a hug before the door shuts.
loves to watch trashy super hero shows at night, almost jumping with excitment with every trashy line or cliche plot point.
She also dresses up in her old gear for special occasions, even if it's a little small and cuts into her hips.

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you may remember an anon that surveyed opinions on ushi lewds a week or two back. Results are in.
http://i.imgur.com/Echiw8c.jpg

Art by Magnifire, he just hasn't got around to uploading it yet. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Magnifire/profile

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>>13656880
Oh hey, cool. Didn't know that got the most votes. Glad something came of it though, I had forgotten.

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>>13656883
Niiice

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>>13656883
Don't get me wrong, it's nice, but it does seem like spidercow gets way too much OC here.

That's right, I said it.

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>>13656833
I'd go with the vampire if she was a proper vampire and not shit.

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>>13656890
Well then. The first time in 8 years I misquoted someone. Isn't that something. This was meant for >>13656883

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>>13656883
>>13656891
>>13656893

You are now aware that it took 4 years for Ushi-Oni to finally get a lewd image.

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>>13656898
No problem.
Had me confused for a second.

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>>13656899
Wish it was longer.

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>>13656899
I shall investigate my folder to confirm the validity of your statement.

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>>13656899
That was the main reason for throwing my shekels at Magnifire, for one of the lewdest and most unstoppable rape trains she has zero lewd art. Well that and she's one of my favourites. Considering doing it for other girls I like when steam isn't throwing a sale

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>>13656883
That Anon was probably me. I still find it weird nobody did lewds of her until now.

>>13656905

Earliest mention of Ushi-Oni in MGE dates back from November 2011 according to my research.

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>>13656915
>according to my research.
Seeing as I cannot find any lewd pic before this one, I have to concede your point.

Carry on.

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>>13656893
>>13656899
A year ago there were maybe three people who even saved art of her. I wonder what happened?

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>>13656941
>not saving every piece of art from every MG
Do I really share the same universe with these plebeians?

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>>13656941
I always liked her but I think it might have been people realising they're not actually 24/7 rape that don't care about their husbands and they actually have a sweet side.

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>>13656947
I don't save the deviantart tier ones

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>>13656953
Hm, fair point.

But I was born under the sign of the pack rat, my destiny is clear.

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>>13656203
Wonderful. Wonderful beyond Wonderful.

>>13656235
You are my enemy.

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>>13656960
>You are my enemy.
Quick, hire a mindflayer to make everyone forget about it.

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>>13656601
>>13656605
Well, the last three characters that I can recall sticking in my mind would be...
>Samus Aran
>Abandoned Doll
>Yugiri

Well, the Abandoned Doll is already a Living Doll, Yugiri is some kinda Lizard Girl, so I doubt they'd change much, physically at least.

Samus...who knows. Probably wind up something like an Amazon, an Anubis, a Dragon or something like that. Or maybe stay Human against all odds.

Either way I agree with >>13656664, sticking with her seems like a good way to survive.

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Whacha lookin' at?

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Stung in the heart! And you're to blame!...

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>>13656980
Not a fucking thing. Well, ok, maybe >>13656981 a little.

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>>13656948
I blame lolis

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>>13656981
Pretty sure that would cause death

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone up for joining the Sahaugin Breeding Program? Lack of exposure in the public has left them obscure and usually undesired.

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>>13656981
Not quite sure how to tap that...

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>>13656994
>undesired
Excuse me? I'd a Sahuagin without a second thought.

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>>13656981
Hnng. Want to be her Breeding Drone in her hive.

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>>13656998
But nobody talks about them, nobody writes about them, nobody draws them.

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>>13656994
>you will never be straddled by an awkward Sahaugin that isn't sure how to rape
They're in my top 10 easily, I'd join the program and stick around to take responsibility.

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>>13656994
Only if she's a busty sahuagin who lets me drink straight from the source while she gives me a nursing handjob.

If only I had that picture of the busty sahuagin with crazy curves.

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>>13657005
Such an image exists?

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>>13657002
Well, largely I only reply to people, I don't write, and I don't draw. Each time they actually do get brought up people seem to have an alright opinion of them.

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>>13657008
Well excuuuuuse me princess!

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>>13657005
>>13657007
Yep

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>>13657007
Yup. Tall with sleepy eyes and mouth pulled into a :< curve but with very detailed puffy lips. Breasts that physically bent the light around it but remained very supple and hips that make you dream of having her sit on your lap from how soft it must be.

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>>13657012
Zeus, by Jove!

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>>13657012
I'd join her breeding program.

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>>13657014
>>13657012
I now know what I must do.

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>>13657007
>M-Monstergirl? I'm just a regular human who was tortured by a lich in a failed experiment! You don't honestly support those wretched creatures, do you?

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>>13657019
Edwina, you're putting the Yuki-Onna out of business.

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>>13657009
No, you will not be excused for your ignorance, filthy peasant. I don't really get why you said that to begin with, though, since I don't even bother replying to people if I'm actually irritated.

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>>13657019
Hold me

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>>13657023
Who's irritated? I'm just saying that there's hardly any visible Sahaugin love going on in these threads.

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>>13657028
Ah, apologies. I guess I took it the wrong way. You're right though, while the general opinion might be alright, that means fuck all if they get nothing from it.

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>>13657032
I'll slip one or two in the next time I write something.

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>>13656694
>Domineering Alp

Filing that one under "meant to be broken"

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I want a mindflayer to make an alp think she's actually a vampire, then watch her go "WRYYYYY!" and nibble on people's necks!

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>>13656698
>>13656701
Guys he's talking Willy Wonka Blueberry

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>>13657041
I knew that already.

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>>13657040
Getting hickies from an Alp in public? Oh the horror.

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>>13657041
Would still hit it and use it as a private juice dispensary.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do against a big-ass bird?

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>>13657040
>4,10 alp walking around in a goth lolita dress and laughing haughtily at everyone
>If you try and talk to her she flashes her completely regular teeth and threatens to bite you
>Occasionally tries to 'charm' you by staring into your eyes and using a suggestive voice
>You just do what she says because most of the time she's asking for headpats or for a dollar
>makes you a feel a little bad that even as a vampire alps are still incredibly submissive
>Whenever you rape her she just continues laughing haughtily while pretending it was her idea in the first place
>You can still see tears in the edge of her eyes despite the laughter.
>At night she absently nibbles on your ears while muttering about blood and coffins
>During the day she stays inside the darkened room playing videogames and masturbating because she's afraid of burning up
>It's a little sad. You're thinking about apologizing to the mindflayer for her and ask for a reversal.

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>>13657049
What's with the middle?

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>>13656687
Yes.

>>13656698
>>13656701
Now a Grapesnake-Corrupted Anubis with Silver hair? That sounds fantastic.

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>>13657049
Ask her if we're on Sesame Street.

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>>13657049
find a better artist

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>>13657049
Tell her to eat a sandwich because that's downright unhealthy

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>>13657051
>Gothic Lolita Alp
Can I have one?

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>>13657012
Will she be my onee-san?

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>>13657061
We only have tiny gothic lolita alps.
Would they do?

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>>13657066
She always was.

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>>13657067
>tiny
What, Pico, Chico and Coco turned? Whatever. Gimme.

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>>13656981
Is that Tharja as a bee?

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>>13657078
I hope not, she suits being a Lamia or Oomukade much better.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls who are monsters, or monsters who are girls?

What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657083
A girl who is a monster is a human psychopath, a monster who is a girl is a young female of a monster species. Neither is a Monster Girl.

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>>13657083
A girl who is a monster is just plain evil, and not the sexy kind of evil. A monster who is a girl is a female monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Can human girls and monster girls get along?

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>>13657092
Sure, why not?

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>>13657092
They probably can, very well in some cases. I could imagine a loud swordswoman type drinking with an oni and having a good time for example. The problem is if she continues hanging around monster girls she won't remain a human for very long due to how their mana works.

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>>13657098
Well that's only in MGE.

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>>13657098
Unless of course this happened outside of MGE, in which case such a problem wouldn't exist.

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>>13657092
I think they might be mutually jealous of each other sometimes, but willing to get along, be friends, and teaming up to look for men.

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>>13657092
Sure they can.

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>>13657101
>>13657102
Yeah outside MGE they could be best of friends with no issues at all. Like a highschool kitsune letting her human classmate rest in her tails while she reads books. Those kind of relationships need explored more often.

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>>13657092
No. Human girls aren't real friends even of another human girls. What to say about a girl whom have traits she will never have.

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>>13657092
I'd read about a human girl molesting an Alp.

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>>13657119
That's so haram I have only Orwellian words for it. Doubleplusungood.

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>>13657119
>"You used to be a boy, this is unfair. Why do you get such huge honkers"
>She slips a hand down the Alp's skirt in front of the guy they both like
>Alp turns so red you'd think she was next to a Lava Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657104
>human woman
>looking for a man
>implying she wouldn't just sit around and complain about men not lining up to ask her out before blaming those monstergirl 'sluts' and tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657146
That's what the monstergirl is for, so they can have a threesome.

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>>13657051
I like how anons think an MG who is into mind-rape/alterations is going to be their personal friendly 'reprogrammer' of other MGs for shits and giggles.

It shows optimism.

Optimism and a bright outlook on life are a good way to cope

>That Alp is pegging Anon with a 12 inch didlo
>mirror in front of bent over Anon lets 'her' see his face
> at this second right now Anon is himself and his mind realizes what is happening
>feels the outrage and shame of what is being done to him
>feels the perverse pleasure of the impact of the dildo on his prostate
>his body tenses as he prepare to break that fucking Alp in half and tear every tentacle off that FLAYER BITCH
>Out stroke
>Anon's mind mind clouds into the overriding 'bitch-boy' personality that wants the dildo back
>Anon's face contors into pleading grimace, back arches as body tries to present asshole for better pegging
>In stroke
>Anon's mind reverts to his original personality just in time for the prostate hit
>his feelings of shame, outrage and pure white hot hatred loop through his mind again
>Out stroke
>Anon-bitch mode engaged.
>Anon-bitch understand that 'he' is never getting to feel the instroke, and only ever feeling the dildo leaving the ass

>Alp is working out all her selfhatred on Anon
>Flayer recounting the cash as she watches the spectacle
>She barely stopped herself from choking in laughter when Anon asked her to mind-screw the Alp.
>Anon has been getting pegged on stage of the drama club for two weeks now.
>Literally prohibited from noticing that his anus so stretched can now be fisted at whim
>Programmed to think he got a hemorrhoid
>Thinks Flayer is his friend as she treats him to some pizza after classes
>pizza cost 10% of the take she earned of his ass that day
>everyone at school but Anon, knows Anon is a whore.
>life with Mind Flayers

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>>13657153
>I like how people are talking about scenarios they like in a completely fictional setting

You're just trying to start shit since you even went with the pegging route, but come on. Think a little.

[Anonymous No.]

New from line 135. I'll finish this one tomorrow, so you might want to wait until then to read it, but here's what's done. I'm hitting the hay.

http://pastebin.com/eSWpaVte

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>>13657149
>That's what the monstergirl is for, so they can have a threesome.
>Oomukade gets invited to join a threesome by her human couple neighbours
>She uses her venom on both of them
>She's too nervous to actually do anything herself
>Instead she uses their bodies like dolls to act out her lewd fantasies without actually getting involved

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>>13657158
I can imagine it.
>And now they go kissy, kissy!

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>>13656605
>Who are the women, quietly creeping with your into the shadows?
Riko from KissxSis (I prefer her over Ako)
Brown waifu hunter from Monster Hunter 4U
Amara from Furies of Calderon

>What do you think they will end up as?
Riko will probably turn into a werecat or dog-girl.
Hunter will find some vines, strap some rats together, and wear them as armour, swinging around a piece of rebar as a short sword.
I haven't read too far into Furies, so I don't know too much about Amara. But she commands a wind elemental that sometimes takes the form of a horse. So, she turns into a pegasus?

>Will you try to salvage at least some bit of good out of your impending ordeal?
I'll learn how to integrate chocolate and foreplay from Riko, and how to make health potions out of a weed and a piece of fungus from the Hunter.

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>>13657092

yes. Ideally MGs would make it a cultural norm to have a guy-girl-MG+ harem relationships, neatly bypassing the whole 'lack of male' kids, while maintaining the pleasant low-to-high sex ratio.

Sure some human women might be a bit self-conscious - but MGs are likely to be able to overcome that, but pleasuring the human girls for hours with skill and endurance unmatched by human men.

Several orgasms a day tend to help women get over minor insecurities - and extra-help in a family unit will be appreciated to.

happy happy future

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>>13657160
That's exactly what I was imagining.
>Eventually she tries to make them have sex in the cowgirl position
>She can barely look at what she's doing
>Right before the tip can enter she scuttles out the room and starts hyperventilating
Usually torn on thread canon for creepy crawlies but it can be fun from time to time

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>>13657156

mind rape is worst rape.

Anons who would encourage flayers into it, endanger us all - they don't realize that a dynamic where it becomes common, means a dynamic where them being abused in a similar way also becomes common.

Why would mind-control MGs side with human boys vs other MGs

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>>13657153
>pegging with a didlo
>not just using her spadetail

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make fun of a manticore with a tailpussy so huge no man could ever love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657186


because am of the opinion that things like MGs using tails, fingers, tentacles to analy stimulate guys is not gay as that is just MG taking advantage of the guys physiology as she tries to inflict max. pleasure on him. While dildos, being direct representations of another male dick seems gay to me

I was going for maximum shame for Anon and also had the Alp basically re-enacting the scenes that led to him becoming Alp in first place.

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>>13657206
But bigger tailpussies are better.

[Anonymous No.]

So about the slime anal-urthral ouroboros.

Would people prefer it if, when she is perpetually orgasmed out of the MC's dick, she only comes out in a spout of slime, or in mix of slime and continuous semen she triggers the MC's balls into producing too?

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>>13657160
>Anon's head is hanging back with his tongue on his chin.
>Right now he's too deep into the pleasure of the venom to realize what's going on, it's hard enough just staying awake
>His wife, his human childhood friend, has likewise had enough venom pierced into her veins to put an elephant out of comission.
>Her eyes are rolled back into her head and her breasts heave up and down from her constant panting.
>Both of them are only vaguely aware of the other's presence, and of the voice guiding them in their actions.
>"A-And now Anon says 'I really like you Oomukade-chan!" His hands are pulled forward and sloppily placed around his wife's shoulders like some sort of retard hug
>"and I say, I mean Oomukade says ' I've always liked you too Anon-kun!" The human girl's head is gently guided against her husband's face. It's supposed to look like kissing, but more closely resembles headbutting.
>"Then the two of of them start h-h-humping and feeling good together." With a strange jerking motion she pulls Anon up and down by his neck against his waifu's body. His painful erection is lightly brushing against her mons, but even that tiny sensation gets him to violently ejaculate over her body.
>"Huh? What am I doing?" The release manages to wake him up from the stupor for just a second before the centipede notices.
>Her eyes go wide as she instinctively dives forward for his neck. Two fangs prick him and tightly hold him before a new torrent of venom flows into his body.
>The effect is immediate. His eyes go from focusing on the oomukade to lazily staring at nothing in particular. His relief evaporates as his erection returns at twice the strength.
>The oomukade grips her chest and sighs in relief. "T-That would have been embarassing, good thing he didn't notice." She gets back to her dolls soon enough.
>The next day Anon and his wife wake up in a daze to find themselves covered in dried semen and lubrication, and a gap in their memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657167
fucking finally...

you know I posted that for future short story inspirations... and you are literally the first anon to have replied with at least 2 characters I am familiar with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657208
Does anyone think that a monstergirl using her bodyparts for stimulation is gay? I can get the pegging, that's gay as fuck, but a tentacle or some other appendage is just a monstergirl using what she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657216
Riko and Amara? If the latter, then you'll probably know her better than I currently do. I've read all of the Dresden Files through, but I only just started the Codex Alera books yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657208
well, that actually makes sense. Go on with the dildo then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657217

minor shit storm over this was earlier in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657214
Only slime and maybe an occasional hint of semen at the rate it normally forms at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657215
Top cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657167
>strap some rats together, and wear them as armor
This is a hilarious mental image to me, just thinking about a bunch of rat girls hanging off a big stronk human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657214
I'd actually prefer a semi-ouroboros where only her lower body does the circuit while her upper body hugs the guy. Her legs would go in and the ejaculated mass would splurt all over her abdomen and be absorbed back into her lower body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657217
There's two ways to read this.

One is, is a monstergirl cuddling you with her tentacles gay? Everybody would say that's a fucking stupid idea. Nobody would even ask that unless they were an idiot.

The other is indicating that a woman fisting a guy's ass is totally not gay because it's her body part. That's just looking to start a shitstorm. 2 for 2 at this time two days in a row.

So idiot or agitator, which one are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657239
There was a guy saying it was wrong to fetishize the monsterbits in any way. You're not supposed to want scales/fur/feathers on your dick, they're just there for show while you fuck human pussy.

It's fucking ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657243
There's a guy so autistic that he repeated this ourobroros stuff for half a year before some dumbass picked it up.

There's a guy so autistic he's been trying to get a holstaur tipping sign done for a year when he already has three pictures on the subject, just not in the precise exact way he wants.

You have to learn to not take a couple of the crazy opinions for anything but that, a nutty opinion or bait.

Somebody will probably even call me autistic just for remembering that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Pawheels are neat. What other specialized clothing for MGs might exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657253
>Lamia onesie which is a giant sock with attached hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657253
>.less NTRd Leona with Haohi
Heeheehee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657237
I was kind of doing this anyway. She forms a slimegirl supervagina and goes cowgirl on the MC, who's suspended on his back in her goop. Then she kisses him furiously, pressing her slime lactating breasts against his own chest, and whispering all sorts of lovely things to him through the two gooey hair-tentacles she covers his ears with. Almost like a pair of headphones, only when she does the whole ASMR thing, you can actually feel lips kissing and tongues sucking.

And all the while, she's circulating over his prostate, diffusing into his testes and spurting back out while outright preventing his refractory phase from activating.

It's funny, too. I started with that ASMR idea before the mindflayer profile was even released. But I guess things just work out that way.

>>13657252
I'm not sure if I should feel offended by that dumbass statement or not, considering how much I might agree with you on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657257
How do Lamia slither around wearing something that covers their whole body without ruining it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657266
Anything on their snake bellies would be more like a giant shoe than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657257
I always thought any type of clothing that covers a Lamia's whole body would seriously impede her movement. Even if she could, the clothing wouldn't last long at all if it's constantly chafing against the ground. It could be nice though, but her in a big, fluffy sweater-onesie and she'll be unable to slither anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>Home invasion
>Anon and human wife are rudely woken in their beds
>bedroom is dark
>they panic but tentacles restrain them
>moonlight from window illuminates the bed
>tentacles holding you stretching from the darkness
>all but 2 release you,
>each of the remaining wrap around your heads and faces, leaving eyes uncovered
>they are squeezing your heads
>Anon's tries to pry off the tentacle
>but he can barely breath and flesh of it is like a soft vice around his lower face
>he sees his wife in front of him, her wide scared eyes
>she is lifted by her head into the air as her legs flail and her hands grab at the tentacle around her head
>Anon helpless watches as a third tentacle stips his wife naked in front of him
>his wife's nude body stretched in the air before him is beautiful in the moon light
>the third tentacle positions at her lower lips, probing her
>she emits a muffled screech as her hands abandon her fruitless fight for air and dart to grasp at the tentacle intrusively slow penetrating her
>a fourth on sneaks behind
>she franticly tries to grasp each with hand as she twists suspended in the air
>you can see she is being toyed with, the tentacles letting her fend them off for now as the push at her from both directions
>the parts of her face that you can see are visible purple even in the weak moonlight
>her struggles weaken, she sobs as the her hand lose the last strength and can do little but hold the tips of the tentalces
>that slowly push in and out of her bit by bit
>Anon sudden feels a second tentacle attending him - it hooks behind his elbows restraining his arms behind him, and wraps loosely around his neck and much more securely around his forehead with the tip
>he is helpess as underwear is stripped.
>another tentacle starts to slowly violate him, just as his wife is being violated in front of him
>the show has already made him rock hard, but nothing has touched him
>suddenly he penetrated fully, and propelled toward his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657276
They can't really move if you put something on their stomach like that.

>>13657258
Poor Leona. She was cute in that 'completely fucked in the head' way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657258
>Haohi
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657293
That one angel bitch .less draws as his avatars waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>XXXXXXXX (You)
Maid type: Mindflayer
Name: Istasha
Personality: lovely, perfect, irresistible and attached.
Statement: Everything will be alright, just give me a nice and tight hug~
Notes: Please hug Istasha when you first meet her, it is the way of her species.

Istasha became part of MGC Maid Central at the young age of 38. Istasha had no specific reason to become a maid, but decided that it would be an interesting way to meet a suitable husband. She flawlessly passed her maid classes and completed her final maid exam and all extra classes at the age of 38.

Our Kikimora interviewer first ensured to serve Istasha some hand-milled coffee and her own home-made cookies before gleefully describing her. Istasha has an average build, with two perfectly shaped B cup breasts. One will not find any jewelry on Istasha, as they could not be as perfect as her own beauty. Istasha wear a MGC Maid Central approved maid outfit, as this gives her a more erotic look, which she guarantees her future Master will enjoy.

Istasha has a top of the line performance, outperforming all Kikimora’s in MGC Maid Central by far. For this reason Istasha does not partake in any cleaning activities and contests, as she prefers to give others a chance to compete. In fact, Istasha has stated that she believes that she would be more suitable overseeing such activities, instead of performing them herself.

[Profile continued in next reply]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657278
>she hangs limp now, eyes open, clearly conscious
>quiet choked sobs come out of her in time with the movement of the tentacles
>it doesn't seem like she is being fucked hard
>her body shudders in way Anon knows indicate the pleasure spots are being hit
>with one tentacle holding him, his upper torso and head, and the other pushing against his insides
>he is positioned in mid air between his wife's legs
>the pressure inside feels borderline painful, as large portion of his weight is allowed to rest on the impaling tentacle
>the tentacle attending his wife's clitoris, momentarily stops to position his dick at her opening
>the impaling on pushes him forward and into her
>as the holding one pulls him out, he sees his wife being shifted up a bit, guessing she too is being propped up through her anus
>with stead strokes the tentacles use Anon as a human sex toy on his wife
>milking one orgasm after another into his wifes pussy

>in the morning both wake up to find a logo spray painted on their floor
>'MGAHP'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
[Profile continued]

Istasha will always guarantee that her Master will enjoy her cleaning sessions as much as she does. In addition Istasha will shower her future Master in delicious treats both she and her Master will enjoy. Istasha has further stated that she enjoys doting on others, and has guaranteed that her future Master will always receive her full love, and will not have the need for any other love aside from hers.

When not performing any duties Istasha enjoys cuddling and nuzzling with her future Master, ensuring that his life is as perfect as hers. She in addition enjoys visiting the theater, to watch various live shows. She has shown the wish to take her future Master with her to such events and is sure that he would enjoy doing such.

MGC Maid Central recommends Istasha to any potential Master without exception. Those interested are to contact Istasha directly, and do not need to follow the usual matching process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657286
>They can't really move if you put something on their stomach like that.

It just needs to be segmented properly. It wouldn't be rigid. I'm just saying clothes on a locomotive part of the body are going to have more in common with a shoe than pants or a dress or other things worn over legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>>13657312

Maybe if you weren't shit you wouldn't have to mindrape your way to a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657278
>>13657309
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>>13657312
As long as she isn't manipulating me, I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>>13657312
I'm okay with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>>13657312
Oh god, even Maid Central is no match against mindflayers? i want my proper maids... i want...

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657278
>>13657309
Sorry, but it's pretty shit.

Why would anyone even want ntr squid if she can't mind control people? it's her thing.

Unless this was just a normal kraken or tentacle, in which case it's still pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>age of 38
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657338
it wasn't a mindflayer, and I was going more for 'MG using guy as human prop to fuck another girl' - those aspects were there as foreplay so the wife would get aroused and not hurt by the main event.

don't see something like that as NTR, as the neither one was getting cuckolded here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657359
>so the wife would get aroused

She seemed to be more terrified than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the cuddle squad to heal all the victims of the mindflayer scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657385
>Yeti Captain with a blue Beret
>Sheep Sergeant 1st Class
>Nightmare Lance Corporal
>Familiar Lance Corporal
>Dormouse Private

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657398
>No zombie

What the hell kind of cuddle squad is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657398
Gonna drag that private off into the rapey shadows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>>13657312
MGC Maid Central would like to apologize for it's infiltration by a Mindflayer and promises to improve it's security in the future.

Unfortunately our Kikimora stationed at the reception desk was not capable of dealing with our infiltrator and was instead found on the street in a box a day later, convinced that she was an Alp and loved by no one.

In addition our usual Kikimora interviewer was affected, and was foud actively praising and headpatting various young maids in training. She in addition had home-made cookies with her to share with the various maids in MGC Maid Central.

MGC Maid Central has ensured that both these maids have received full recovery treatment and will be returned to normal functioning as soon as possible.

MGC Maid Central has further added the listed profile to it's archive as evidence. Please beware that MGC Maid Central in incapable of removing the directly linked contact. Masters are ill adviced to not make use of this contact as their safety cannot be gauranteed.

This rogue profile has been added to the archives. This and all earlier made profiles in this session can always be viewed in these archives. Masters and potential Masters can acces these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd


This was a little joke profile in response to the new MG, no harm intended. If you didn't figure it out, it's a yandere Mindflayer who made a profile to advertise herself and get a husband. I'll continue the actual requests coming week like normal.

>>13657322
>>13657329
MGC Maid Central is not responsible for any brainwashing or otherwise memory altering that occurs after the listed warning.

>>13657336
Yan Kiki for >>13632180 tommorow or the day after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657398
>No kitsune
more like shitsquad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657405
Oh right. Add in a Zombie Private with a big fluffy coat which hems are too long for her arms then.

>>13657409
>Obligatory kitsune in everything
Nah. Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657412
>Nah. Stay mad.
You don't need to tell me, anon. The thought that someone could consider a kitsune anything but top-tier disturbs me so greatly I can't even sleep at night.

It's just like, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657425
Wanna touch the mofu

Gonna touch the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657425
I would've considered it if you didn't go all "hurr no kitsune so it must be shit". I mostly see Kitsune being mentioned in here along with terms like "rapeball", "tease dick with tails", etc. along with the obligatory "touch fluffy tail". Rapeballs and sexual teasing don't sound too efficient for healing purposes.

They're also generic and overrated, but that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657427
Gonna steal her tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657440
Nothing says healing like fluffy tails, anon. Getting hugged with all that mofu - who could be sad?

Fluffy protects you from the slings and arrows of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657441
I'm gonna feed her tofu till she can't move.
Every day.
FoRevEr!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657441
Gonna marry her and take a vacation with her to Kofu.

I'm not sure what else can reliably rhyme with these words.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to violently rape a virgin Mindflayer and turn her into my sex slave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657448
Why do foxes like tofu so much anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>Everything will be alright, just give me a nice and tight hug~
>Please hug Istasha when you first meet her, it is the way of her species
If I didn't know any better...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657408
Thanks based MGC maid anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657458
They don't. But as a species, they're too kind to dispel the stereotype when friendly humans offer them some, so they eat it and force a smile for our sake.
Then they go home and curse Ran for associating an entire species with that smelly imitation meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657049
>What do you do

The bird's big ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657467
>"Oh...tofu...how nice"
>God I could go for some pizza right now, the really cheesy kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657449
Gonna take her to honolulu, cuz a fox in Kofu is a snafu.

Gonna take her to Alaska and live in a tail igloo.

Gonna take her to Peru, put her in a tutu, and rob her of her virtue.

Gonna be her nephew a violate a taboo like a P'Orc fucking Hebrew.

Gonna move out to the bayou, get a tattoo, and fuck her right in the kazoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657474
Now I'm imagining a scenario where a kitsune shrine goddess sneaks off to meet her human friend who brough a box of greasy meat-lovers' pizza to share.
They could run into the forest and relax behind one of the smaller shrines while the kitsune's attendants all panic and look for her.

[Anonymous No.]

This mantis stops you on your way home and flips open her blades before lowering her head. "Your headpats, or your life."

[] No headpats

[] one headpat

[] two headpats

[] All the headpats

[] Convince her headpats aren't that good anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657478
fucking nice.

Bayou isn't pronounced that way though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
I would probably make her head explode by giving her a non-integer number of headpats, that will teach her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657478
>put her in a tutu, and rob her of her virtue
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657481

>Get the Kitsune a Carnivore Stuffed Crust Pizza
>Italian Sausage, Spiced Beef, Sliced Salami, Ham, Bacon
>Her face when you can't help but stare watching her try to be formal with the way she's eating it, as if bound by ceremony

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657481
I'd like to share a pizza with a kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657486
It is here. Whether that's correct or not is another issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
>[X] Convince her my headpats aren't that good anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
I tell the Mantis Highwayman that she can try and take those headpats from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657489
Could be worse. Those with big meaty paws would likely need to use a knife and fork lest they get cheese and sauce and grease all in their fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
[x] No habla Inglés

Then hold up a squeegee and offer to clean her arm-blades for a dollar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
[X] All the headpats
[X] All the hugs
[X] All the cudles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657489
Why is the concept of a Kitsune eating pizza arousing to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
I'm not going to argue with a women who has blades for hands.

She can have as many headpats as he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657486
It is in cajun land. Only place it counts really.

Like is Chartres Shartress or Charters? Is Royale Roy Al or Royal? You'd probably guess wrong.

Such is life in the Atchafalaya.

[Anonymous No.]

As you walk back home you are pulled into an alley by an anxious Holst. She tells you it's been at least a week since she's been milked and wants you to help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
[x] one headpat
[x] two headpats
[x] all the headpats
[x] grab antennae and irrumate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657507

Because the only natural progression is sharing the stuffed crust with you where you take the initiative and share a deep, passionate, cheddar flavored kissu with the Kitsune.

Promising to bring her more if she'll be your little kissu slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657512
[X] Touch the cow
[X] Milk the cow
[X] Fuck the cow
[X] Marry the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657512
Touch the cow.
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657512
I'm not milking a Holst in a back alley because she just asked me to.

I'm not some manslut who gives breast massages in alleyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657512
Help the lady out of course.
>>13657518
Now that sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657521
That's why you take her into your home and milk her into your tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657502
Yeah, could be worse. Someone could post a futacat and-
Oh wait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657512
I get my alp waifu to do the honors, her love for milk is unhealthy and her hearing what the holst just told me would surely drive her into a frenzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657512
Tear her shirt off and forcefully suckle her tits. Don't stop until I've had my fill.
It has been a long day at work and I'm very thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657512
That's what milking machines are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657528

I want to slather a Kitsune in cheese fondue while strategically placing salami and peppers on her body like a Kitsu-pizza and eating my way to a happily married life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657496
It takes a while, but you finally manage to make her realize that headpats are the inferior form of praise. She sits down on the grass and clicks her blades together in deep focus before asking "Then what should I be asking for?"

[] cuddles

[] hugs

[] anal

[] maid cosplay

[] custom

>>13657497

A slick blade enters your abdomen and goes out the other side. There's heat dripping out of your body as the mantis confusedly retrieves her blades "Is this how human hugs work?" she asks you inquisitively before the world goes black.

>>13657503

The mantis studied spanish in highschool and responds "Roza mi cabello o dame tu vida!" She then forcibly pushes you to the ground and rubs her head against your chest as a middleground between headpats and death. She refuses to stop following you home and eventually you're forced to marry her since MGC always favors monstergirls in these situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657541
MG pizzas are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
>[x] anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657531
that's not Chesire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657521

Her desperation has pushed to the point where she decided to push you on the ground and lay on top of you. She undoes her shirt puts her tits near your face. She begs you again to milk her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
I am so telling a Lilim on her once I get hooked up with a Willowisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657541
That sounds pretty nasty, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
[X] Hugs and cuddles followed by a thorough reaming while she's wearing a maid dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657555
I tell her I'm just not that kind of guy. Then get ready to run as she lets out desperate moos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657555
Then I'll take her to my house and milk her, but we can't do it here.
We can fuck like rabbits after the milking too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
>[X] cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
>"Then what should I be asking for?"
Hmm. Uh... hmm...that's a good question...
>[X] Sit by her side on the grass and join her moment of pondering on the philosophy of what one should ask for in life n order to achieve true happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657308
>>13657312
I like her. Not that she'd give me a choice, but it's more convenient this way for both parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657482
I'll start with headpats, and then move on to hugs, cuddling and nuzzling. Mantis are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
>A slick blade enters your abdomen and goes out the other side. There's heat dripping out of your body as the mantis confusedly retrieves her blades "Is this how human hugs work?" she asks you inquisitively before the world goes black.

That Mantis is going to get hunted down by a mob if that anon dies there. Human males are rare already, murdering one would be be an outrage in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657552
>tfw no Cheshire delivery girl with a shit-eating grin asking if you ordered the big sausage pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
Anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657591
"Y-Yes I ordered sausage stuffed crust... Could you not say it so lewdly? It's making me feel uncomfortable..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657591
why did this make me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657542
>cold deadpan mantis maid

I want this because of reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657591
That Chesire deserves a highfive for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657601
I swear one of the stories I read here had one as a side character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657597
>She'll never hand over the pizza and then request payment.
>She'll never reject your money before clarifying that she didn't mean money.
>She'll never stick around until after you've eaten and then take you to your bedroom and ride you until you're a panting mess.
>She'll never leave through the window after thanking you for your patronage, and hoping you'll order from her again.

To hell with that shitty meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657608
You can't pay the bills with sex, anon. MGs need money too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657608
>Sex end
>Not asking to stick around his house and make lewd okes about the sausage pizza he's eating until he's done
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657601
>"I've drawn sir a bath, allow me to help you undress."
"N-No it's fine, thank you, I can change myself."
>As you take of your clothes you notice the glint of your Mantis maid's eye, starting at your naked body through a keyhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657608
>Sex after pizza.

That, my friend, is a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657613

>"My my, somebody's quite the swallower. I bet you give those muscles of yours are quite practiced aren't they?"
>"Somebody sure loves sausage."
>"How about we finish this up with an Eclair from Claire?"
>"Oh, your face says it all!"
>"But look! It's right here!"
>It's a bag with a shit-eating Cheshire with CLAIRE'S BAKERY in bold Dunk'N'DOnuts letters
>The Cheshire films you being force-fed the Eclair while laughing like Mark Hamill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13656980

Art.
I'm admiring a work of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657571
You take a seat beside the mantis and watch the sun set while pondering on the meaning of life, the best form of praise, and why companies moved away from the expansion pack model to DLC and other methods. By the time she speaks again the sun has disappeared behind the horizon and the sky is colored in a mess of deep violets and blazing fire.

"Can I just rape you instead, thinking about this doesn't make me feel better."

[] sure, you deserve it for trying
[] rape her first, she'll never see it coming

>>13657578
>>13657562

You drag her by her hand all the way to a local cosplay store where you pick out a classic maid dress with long white stockings and a short hem to reveal the white panties beneath. A barely visible tone of red comes over her cheeks, but she still lets you dress her up before taking her back to your house.

From there you move on to the headpats. Her hair is coarse from living in the woods, but she responds to them by closing her eyes and savoring the feeling before you wrap your arms around her shoulders. Without noticing it herself she starts nuzzling her head into your neck and pressing her breasts against your body. Her thighs rub together and when she opens them you see a damp spot on the pure white panties.

After a while longer of heavy petting she stops you with a worried expression on her face. "I feel funny... My heart is beating too fast. Am I sick?" She asks you while avoiding your gaze to hide the tiny smile on her face.

[] That's love sickness, baby

[] Yes, the cure is anal

[] take her to the hospital

[] tell her to undress for a checkup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657621
I'd like to see her eat one of the eclairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
>[x] Yes, the cure is anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657636
But if she eats all that sugar and fat, it'll go straight to her tits and thighs! And a little to her belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
>[x] tell her to undress for a checkup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657641
I fail to see the problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
[x] tell her to undress for a checkup

Natural talent or wily little bug, can't tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
>[x] sure, you deserve it for trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
>Can I just rape you instead, thinking about this doesn't make me feel better.
I can't even be mad at her when she asks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
>[X] "If you rape me, we'll never discover the true, purest form of praise and the meaning of life. Besides, I really wanna figure out a reason why companies do something so horrible as lock out in-disc content in their games in order to sell it later as DLC."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657641
He belly will be all bloated and gravid with kittens anyway, so no problem there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
[x] tell her to undress for a checkup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657588
>You'll never be accidentally killed by a monstergirl who doesn't know how human sociology works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13657630
[] tell her to undress for a checkup
Then tenderly love her.

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Cheticores

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Would you go on an adventure with a talking book, a Futacat, and an Alp that becomes a Doll to save your daughteru? Even if it dooms the entire planet and everything on it?

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>>13657729
manditory 'fuck off'

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>>13657733
I'll go with them, yeah. But after all's said and done, I'm going back to my Apophis waifu and I'm gettin' it in.

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>>13657733

Is this some kind of Nier reference?

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>>13657733
fuck no, only because Alps are lame.

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>>13657650
>>13657660
"Why not." You let your hand rest on her rough hair before laying flat on the ground to make it easier for her. She throws herself on top of you and flips open her blades. "You don't mind if I rip them right?" You give her the go ahead and in an impossibly fast slice your pants are thrown off into the air in at least three pieces.

The rape itself is quick and messy. She rubs herself against you until your rising erection is hard enough to enter. From there it takes her only a few minutes before collapsing on top of you from her mounting orgasm. "Ahh..." She gives a pitiful moan while trying to stop the spasms running down her legs that keep her from continuing your rape.

"I'll help you out. Just stay still." You gently pick her up and lay her on the ground. Her cheeks are tinged red as you spread open her legs and position yourself at the entrance.

"But I was supposed to rape you." Her words are slurred, but you can see that she's disappointed.

You rub her cheek and look deep into her eyes. "You tried and that's all that really matters anyway. Maybe next time you'll pull off a magnificent rape."

she stays silent for a moment before responding. "Okay." She swivels her head off to the side in shame. Some monstergirls just aren't good rapists.

With that resolved you thrust inside. She was already wet from her previous attempt and the slick folds effortlessly give way until you reach her deepest point. She shivers with pleasure and stifles a moan before nodding her head to signal that she's ready. You pull out and watch as she repeats the shivering and embarrassed moaning.

You continue that way for a long while, slowly and consensually pleasuring each other as best you can. Her arms reach around your shoulders and pull your face close to her own. Her breath is burning hot as it hits your face.

"You'll come back again tomorrow right? You won't forget about me?"

[] Of course I'll come back (truth)
[] Of course I'll come back (lie)

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>>13657733
>Going on that adventure dooms the planet
Like I needed any extra incentive not to go.

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>>13657743
[X] Of course I'll come back (truth)
Hell, I'm taking her home now.

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>>13657743
Guess this is going the full fledged CYOA route given the focus on the secual options. Or it was a CYOA disguised as a situational to begin with.

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>>13657729
Purplecore is cute

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>>13657740
Looks like it.
Personally I just want to adventure with a manticore cub.

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>>13657752
I'm just pissing away the day and it looked interesting. My dough needs another two hours to rise anyway.

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>>13657743
>[x] Of course I'll come back (truth)

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>>13657740
No, is IS a Nier reference. Now fully upgrade that Iron Will to max instead of using that pussy ass Phoenix Spear.

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>>13657743
>[x] Of course I'll come back (lie)