Flan wants you to be her boyfriend!
and I want /jp/ back
And If I say no?
Flan is going to be very disappointed!
>>13633541>>13633541know that f warosu is dead cause of dickspammer and i have no where to go
Do I get Remi aswell?
You're going to want Flan to transform you immediately! Otherwise you'll end up dying in some sort of accident.
>>13633554You're going to go kyuu~
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Shhh, your girlfriends are sleeping.
I imagine that since both Flan and Remi are little girls who don't have large appetites, you're going to need both of them in order to become a vampire.
Blind dating
>>13633666>horizontal navelsAlmost perfect.
Yes please!
>>13633527>>13633602>>13633666>>13633675>>13633731I love the sisters.
>>13633557Get the fuck out
>>13633923
>>13633960
>>13633527Sorry Flan, but I'm not into flat chests. I'm more of an Oppai kind of guy.
>>13633527Not a problem, if I get far away enough from the mansion she won't be able to find me, especially if I only go out during the day.
>>13634231ZUNpires can go out during the day as long as they have a parasol.
>>13634527But can they go out in the rain if they use an umbrella?
>>13633731Why does Remi have a belly button on her back?
I prefer her sister, by the way.
>>13633527Sorry, but the police won't believe you're hundreds of years old.
>>13636483because she's a vampire duh
>>13636483She must have been born backwards.
>>13633527Bullshit, I want to be the girlfriend, why do I always get stuck being the boyfriend.Flan should pay for my stuff and deal with my shit and daddy issues.
>>13633731I don't want to fix it because I don't want to get banned for all that areola.
>>13634527But would she want to go through the effort to retrieve someone during the day while having to hold a parasol at the same time?
Flan is fucking shit, worst 2hu.
>>13637378Fuck you, give me your god damn adress and or skype and I will fucking yell at you!
>>13637463Okay.It's 201 Jackson St, Smithland, IA 51056, USA.
>>13637474>Iowathats punishment enoughunless you wanna give me your skype so I can inform you that you are shit
>>13637474Thats city halltoo scared to hear a true neeto get mad you kuso shitter
>>13637483Okay.It's ifuckinhatniggersholyshitmanfuck
NEET fight!NEET fight!
If Flandre was my maid i'd make her watch me masturbate to porn of her and then cum all over her face!
>>13637496Thats not even it!You kuso!
>>13637519Okay.
woah calm down
>>13637540UU UU NO NO IM ALLOWED TO POST HOWEVER I WANT HERE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO>>13637532UUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>13637553...Okay. I'm sorry.
>>13637558NO NO NO GIVE ME YOUR SKYPE YOU BIG BULLY AU AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;A;
AU AU AU AU AU AU AU
I don't want to be Flan's boyfriend!
>>13637569Dude! You can be my boyfriend!
>>13637573If you aren't Komachi I don't have time for your shit!
>>13637573Keep in your pants you fucking degenerate.
>>13637579Cow tits are ugly!!>>13637582Stop shitposting please :3c
>>13637563I don't have one.And also, I'm not >>13637378.
>>13637582I'll keep my hand in your pants.
>>13637590Try it and see what happens.*grips katana*
>>13637624I'll grip your katana if you know what I mean.
>>13637624>>13637582please stop posting
>>13637626>>13637630Leave me alone.
what do you think she does in her spare time?
>>13637637aboot me
>>13637563Give me your Skype instead.
is this the worst thread in the history of the jay?
>>13637635NO I DONT HAVE TO
>>13637635I'm gonna suck your dick.
>>13637648More like the best. Get out nerd.
>>13637567>>13637563
>>13637650Go away.>>13637651Back to the gas chamber degen.
>>13637659You know you want your dick sucked
>>13637659I like it when they play hard to get.
>>13637664Fuck off I want to suck dicks.
>>13637669Back to the gas chamber degen.
>>13637664>>13637666What the fuck.>>>/lgbt/
>>13637669Yeah well I want to suck yours
>>13637672Woah dude, I'm not gay. I just really want to suck your dick.
>>13637672sucking dicks isnt gay
>>13637684>>13637685
>>13637689thanks fam
>>13637689Woah look at that homo projecting haha
>>13637689Come on, just let me suck your dick already.
>>13637567This needs a GIF loop.
>>13637707Suck on THIS*sticks hose in your mouth and zyklon b fills your throat*
>>13637733PLEASE do not contribute to the lies about the use of Zyklon-B.
>>13637733What a weird metaphor.
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im chink
Wasn't sure where to post thisMore Aya Flan series subbedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sic6wRujtw
>>13639114h-have you caught onto me yet anon?
>>13642847I got something for you to catch, right here
>>13633923> 06/11/15> JP still use my madskillOne of the day in my useless life.
I want her to sit on my faceAnd I want itRIGHTFUCKINGNOW!!!!
>>13643359I think there is such a thing as too puffy
>>13637733Look who's tsundere newhaifu here, now be a good boy and put your pants down, ★❤cherry❤☆❤boy❤★.
>>13643395No, that's a perfect puffyness. I'd also like her to crush my face with that soft vulva.
>>13645549It looks like a Precious Moments doll on acid.
>>13633527Wait, but I'm already her boyfriend. Am I a double boyfriend now?
>>13633527That is okay with me..
Shopping with Flan
Love me baby baby ♫
Sorry guys, but me and flan just got married yesterday, offers off the table!
Still love the sisters.
Does Flan smell? She looks smelly in a lot of these images, and I don't date smellies.
Man, what the hell is going on, just the other day the yama invited me on a date, and now this!!I'm getting poplar with the lolis.
>>13637673I want to suck a /jp/sie penis
>>13640915 im chicnk