Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The Wurm has turned

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13622315
First for werekittens

[Anonymous No.]

Crow Love

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wurm
>Thread was made correctly

What bullshit is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622315
Dragons a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622328
The Wurm turned.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Don't worry, Anon! I'll always be there for you in your time of need!"
>"No villain, silver tongued Tanuki, or ice cream truck will stand in my way!"

[Anonymous No.]

Hairjob paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622328
Nah, it wasn't made correctly. He included the unneeded links. It's fine as is though, wurms are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622335
So now we have Nega-Wurm? She's smart, hates nice things, and causes reconstuction wherever she goes, rather than destruction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622325
Literally one of the top tier waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care if it's a normal Wurm, a muscle Wurm, a super Wurm, a pygmy Wurm, a great Wurm, a dark Wurm, a light Wurm, or a lilim Wurm, just give me a WURM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622344
How about MGK Wurm in her highschool years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622349
That's just a wurm in her highschool years. What? You didn't think she'd still be playing in the sandbox, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622384
She moved on, anon. She now plays in McDonald's ball pits and RPs with her Sandworm, Mantis, and Ushi friends on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622344
Boy, that lucky wurm is gonna be glad to hear that.

>I would've taken any wurm, but aren't you glad it turned out to be you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622389
To be fair, those ball pits are pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622394
Doesn't matter, they aren't real and they never will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622398
Until a snake or mongoose decides to make that its home.
>Young Wurm playing around with an older Wurm in ball pit
>Gets bit by something
>Grabs it and pulls it up
>It's a rattle snake with broken fangs
>"Look, Mommy! I got a prize!"

[Anonymous No.]

What super villain would you be to fight Super Wurm?

I'd be a Super Villain who kidnaps and rapes Alps. All of them. Even the ambassador Alps. Even the old Alps. Even the awkward virgin Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622337
>How do you keep the knots out of those luscious locks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622424
The French Tickler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622424
Asshole Wizard.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13622424
Les Cougar

The horniest criminal mind of our time.

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[Anonymous No.]

Please make sure to pet, love and hug your little Kiki often to ensure a happy and hardworking little maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622441
Got the template for that?

[Anonymous No.]

How would Lovecraftian fishmen and the town of Innsmouth work in MGE?

Would only girls transform? Would men become some weird gillman incubus? Or is Cthulhu too weird for the Demon Lord to turn into a slut?

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>>13622441
6/8 bretty good

Where is the template for this anyways?

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Good weather can go die, I want to escape to the cool insides of a sandworm.

Talking of sandworms, silly idea time.
>In [insert city here] gambling is outlawed
>Illegal gambling is cracked down on ruthlessly by the Valkyrie police
>Annoyed by this, man and monster come together to think of a solution
>They pay Sandworms by the hour to rent out their insides and they form poker tables out of their walls
>Considering they burrow bellow the sands it's quite literally underground gambling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622441
And yet there are no cows in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622449
>>13622445

Thanks to the original Template-Anon from last night.

>MFW I realize now that I have a sickness for the "ara ara" archetype

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>>13622447
I say undersea incubi, made into weird ass forms to help pleasure their wives. Like the Deep Ones go even further off the deep end than the Fallen God.

>I speak true
>I am the last man in Imboca

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>>13622460
I should really fill this in sometime so I can show my shit taste off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622441
I see nothing wrong with this collection.
>>13622443
Always. ...but is it wrong to invite your kiki to eat with you during meals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622441
What did you do with the pics, did you expand them? Some of them look like shit

>>13622460
>Thanks to the original Template-Anon from last night
No problem.

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>>13622462
>Deep Ones go so far off the deep end they start worshiping some universal concept and prescribing love onto that
>Ara Ara Azathoth
>blind idiot MILF god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622469

I tried to resize them and failed horribly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622469
>Some of them look like shit
Yeah he stretched them, those ratios are awful.

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>>13622443

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Kiki WAN in extasy as I pound her from behind while playing with her as using a feather duster handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
>ayy lamo
>lamo
Why this made me laugh the most, I don't know. But it did, you SOB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622467
Of course not anon. It is a good idea to invite your little Kiki to eat with you during meals. It's a great way to bond with her! And if you initiate the conversation they can be quite the chatterbox.

>>13622478
You are a fiend and a monster.

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>>13622485
I don't like Kikis, and I don't like how they try to change you. I'm a lazy sub who just wants to be a Househusband. If some Kikimora is gonna break into my house and force herself to be my maid and try to "Make me a better person" she better fucking believe I'm gonna bully her hard in rebellion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622472

Is it wrong that I know exactly what scene you can see Sam Neil's naked penis in during a fight with Lawrence Fishbourne in that movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
This is how World Wars are started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
Some people kill for less than that

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>>13622447
>The demons of chaos, alternatively translated as chaos gods, are legendary entities in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world that are sealed away in the deepest part of the sea. Only mentioned for one paragraph in Monster Girl Encyclopedia I, their mystery and alleged power nevertheless make them frequent topics of interest.

>Wandering Scholar relates the tale that, in ages past, the demons of chaos and Poseidon shared dominion over the sea. But in the age of the former Demon Lord, a war involving the demons led to them being sealed in the abyssal depths. Even today, Poseidon's power and influence doesn't stretch to the deepest parts of the sea.

>Although the demons of chaos were naturally male and female, they are "kin to monsters", so Wandering Scholar expects that the current Demon Lord's monster-to-monster girls sorcery will have turned them into all-girl nymphomaniac part-succubi too. But no-one has ever been down to the sea floor to see for sure.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Onii-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
Motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622492
>I'm a lazy sub
Well, at least you admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
That's not stepping over the line, that's nuking the the line from orbit. God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622500
KC should be expanding that idea rather than doing fucking cupid.

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>>13622447
Easy. The Deep ones would be all female, and would make deals with humans for breeding partners. In exchange for plenty of fish and gold, the townsfolk would make sure there's always a god amount of single men around. Their incubi would look normal, but be able to live underwater.

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>>13622478
This time, you go too far.

I'd buy her a nice new broom. And a vacuum cleaner too. And cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622492
>I'm a lazy sub
So you're a normal sub.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me a kiss, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
How could someone be so evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622493
Who could forget?

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>>13622524
M-my throat hurts.

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>>13622524
I'd kiss her womb with my penis and fill her belly with little squirming horrors

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>>13622500

Fhalma hupadgh'ebumna

[Anonymous No.]

I want abominations to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622524
Still would, abominations are moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622278
>Although your hair based assault had scrambled poor little Funbags's brain, a blush on her cheeks from your touch, she's still had enough sense of mind to call out to your rapidly shrinking form."
>"R-Ranger! Come back!" she shouted, cupping her hands about mouth like a megaphone "I haven't even told you where to go yet!"
>It was pointless though for you were too caught up in the moment to listen, much less hear, the short girls shout.
>"Typical," Celes sighed, walking (floating) towards Funbags as she watched you go "so eager to rush off that he always misses the part he needs."
>The diminutive leapt in surprise at the phantom's return, bosom bouncing as she did.
>"W-well, nothing I can do about it now," Funbags said as she fought to control her thundering heart "at the speed he's going I'll never catch up."
>"No, but I will." The ghost elf said with superiority dripping from each word "Some of us aren't weighed down by useless meat after all."
>"Least I have them," the shortest of shortstacks returned, eyes narrowing as she tried (and failed) to make herself look taller "did I ever tell you how everyone though you were a boy?"
>It was Celes's turn to look angry this time, smile flipping to a sneer in the blink of an eye.
>"Just tell me what he needs to know so I can leave," the undead elf said in her most polite growl "he may tolerate your stink but I won't."
>"I'll have you know that I washed yesterday," Funbags said defensively, although not before taking a small sniff of herself "so any stink you smell is your own!"
>The two locked gazes again, neither one willing to give ground in the face of the other.
>It was Funbags who spoke first, her voice cool, although dislike bubbled below the surface .
>"You'll find your slave North towards the wall," she told the elf, still watching for any funny business "That's where Gimmy's holding her."
>"Wait? Her?" Celes asked Funbags in confusion as the latter began to leave "What do you mean her?"

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>>13622512
>>13622518
I don't care, point is I don't want to be some dominant business man who fucks his kikimora and is alpha as fuck, and fuck her for trying to make me one.

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>>13622546
You sound like you wouldn't even want her to train you into a competent house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622478
Great, you've now ruined that first picture too.
Because some jackass will always post this one after the first one.

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>>13622538

Oh fucking please, we don't even have a Lovecraftian girl yet.

No Cthuuga, no eyeless children from Jerusalem's Lot, no Byakhee, Lloigor, Great Race of Yith, Star-spawn of Cthulhu, Nightgaunts, or even fucking Shoggoths.

Fuck off for not wanting to explore the infinite unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622534
>You will never be raised and husbando'd by an eldritch abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622565
No, I like my sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622543
>desiretoknowmoreintensifies.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622558
Why would she train me to be a househusband? That'd go against everything in her nature to desire, and be pointless. But if she did wan to train me to be a good one I wouldn't object.

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>>13622538
>wanting abominations to leave.
Would you tell this cute thing to leave? She came all the way from R'yleh to wish you a cute birthday.
Don't even try and tell her It's not your birthday. Time works different there.

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>>13622572
I'll do what I can, phone is slow

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>>13622584
>Time works different there
So does beauty apparently.

Go and stay go.

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>>13622570

Fucking please, Anon. We've literally never had a Cthulhu Mythos based fap fiction. It could be fun.

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>>13622593
And I literally don't care.

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>>13622584
She looks too normal to be from R'yleh

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>>13622565
>No Queen in Yellow
>No Princesses in Yellow
>you will never read a strange book about some weird aristocratic family trying to prevent their city from being overrun by chaos succubi
>you will never realize that you're suddenly in the play and the main love interest for the Princess in Yellow
>You will never slowly fall in love with her over the course of the play as she tries to rally the populace and convince her decadent family doom is coming
>You will never watch the Princess slowly become more and more lewd and strange as she tries to fight her own love for you and focus on the crisis
>You will never embrace the Princess as the end nears and make eldritch love for purposes of procreation and spawning abominations
>You will never rule besides the new Queen in Yellow and raise your lovely daughters to corrupt men by placing books in libraries without anyone noticing

And if you think that last part is easy, think again. These girls have to be fucking ninjas.

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>>13622601
You noticed? She put on some make up for you.

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>>13622429
>They take care of themselves...usually

Would you help a Kejourou fix her knotted hair?

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>>13622460
Behold, my amazing paint skills. http://i.imgur.com/bFQmhOe.jpg

I'm not going to use up an image for this PoS, even if I can delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622441
7/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622611
6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622611
>lots of undead
>no dragons
We will not become niggers anytime soon.

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>>13622602

We already had a book route once, faggot. Let's not overplay a cliché

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622611
>living doll

Nigga there's only one fucking doll that's waifu material and that's plain doll.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lamia Gentle Dom who'll mess with my feet and tickle them!

[Anonymous No.]

Black star rise

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>>13622624
Rude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_in_Yellow

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>>13622579

>Kikimora finds anon, and becomes his maid in hopes of molding him into a hyper-masculine and successful fuck-machine
>It's a tougher job then she expected, he plain refuses to let her help him
>He never reads the books on becoming a lawyer she bought him, sleeps a much as he can, tries to do the cooking and cleaning himself, and never fucks her, no matter how lewd she acts
>Finally he decides to have a talk with her
>Says he wants her to teach him how to be great servant like she is so he can marry some loving powerful wife
>She mumbles something about not minding much before she shuts herself in her room and drinks her hidden bottle of jack while wondering what went wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls and Human woman getting along is great.

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>>13622492
That is fine anon. cute Kiki's who make you melt with their smiles when you accomplish things in life aren't for everyone.

Though don't forget that there are more ways to become a succesfull man. A Kiki could for example try to push you into the direction of one your hobbies you might be talented at. It doesn't always have to be a CEO at some company, there are more ways to succeed in life.

That is the goal of a Kiki, to make you proud at yourself, to make you succeed at something in your life. And to become the best goddam maidfucker in the world. And to make lots of daughterus with you.

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>>13622640
I like the idea that Kiki's push men to become better. They're not completely servile, you gotta work to earn them.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a man who hated everyone he met in his childhood and grew up without any friends?

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>>13622641
As long as there isn't yuri involved.

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>>13622639

I know what the King in Yellow is and if we're going to have one faggot doing a stupidly convenient horrific book premise, then we lose all chances of redeeming Cthulhu bullshit with Hastur-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622657
He would be sought out by a Yeti.
>>13622663
It all depends on what you want. If you want there to be yuri there will be, if you don't you don't.

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>>13622460
r8

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>>13622644
>That is the goal of a Kiki, to make you proud at yourself, to make you succeed at something in your life
Well I don't want that! I'm not good at anything and I don't want to be! I'm perfectly content with being stuck where I am, not successful in anything, I don't need your stupid hobbies or success, I'm fine right where I am! And I don't need a stupid Kikis help! I hate being so lonely and miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622669
Christ, that looked waaay better as a png file.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622670
Somebody needs a hug.

Apply to become a human daki for lonely Monster girls today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622682

Being a human daki is a pretty simple but very enjoyable

Just be sure to apply to be a Daki for the monster girl that's your favorite since it's pretty likely they'll try to husbando you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622669
It's shit I'm kidding 8/10

>>13622682
>Apply to become a human daki for lonely Monster girls today
I'd apply if I can choose for which one of the girls I become a daki

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>>13622670
Don't worry anon. It has nothing to do with wanting it. It simply happens. You will simply wake up with the smell of breakfast in your nose, before finding a cute Kikimora in your living room with a deliciously prepared breakfast and a newspaper on the "jobs" page ready on the table.

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>>13622692
>>13622694
Sure you can choose.

Just be warned they may not be used to human men to prepare for a metric ton of spaghetti when you meet them.

[Anonymous No.]

Mine top 10 is a pretty mixed bag, some really popular ones and others no one gives a shit about.
>>13622669
>Wight
>Someone else liking Glacies
You're okay in my book. That editing though.

[Anonymous No.]

but i don't want a kiki
i want a cute lamia
or a ryu, maybe a dragon or salamander.
anubutts, wolves and foxes are good too
but no kiki
rather have a roomba with a nametag that says kiki, and a nice dyson

lets not forget glorious sharks

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>>13622460

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622695
She can't make me, I'll tear up th newspaper and tell her to buzz off. And that the breakfast smells bad and I don't even like bacon, which may be a lie but I don't care.

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>>13622641
>Human girls and monstergirls gossiping about cute boys and discussing girl things
>Human girl taking an Ushi's brutish claw in hand and going all "dear, you gotta give these babies some attention!" Before dragging her to the nearest manicurist
Sounds cool and humorous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622682
Please anon, you know for a fact they would never hire anyone from these threads.

Hell I doubt anyone from this place would get a waifu at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
Impressive.

Your faces still need a bit more depth to them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622710
>Sahuagin, Ushi, Weresheep, Oomukade
Pretty solid. 7/10. Despite loving undead, I can't agree to the Wight, but they are still alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
God damn this nigga going the extra mile and drawing the shit from scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
Well, I don't think I can beat those paint skills...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
Good taste. But why put a wolf on the fluffy tails square? Clearly a Kitsune is fluffier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
>Dat Holstarus

Oh yes.
>>13622723
That's nice, why can't more settings do this?
>>13622724
Sadly this may be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
Hey drawfag

3/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
Hey Mithril, I thought you were dead. If you ever get better at drawing Moose wants a good picture of Minte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622724
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622742
>Sad

Nigga that's great! You can live a free life and can do whatever you want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
>dragon family
>not vanilla dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
And then this faggot comes along and one ups everyone. Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622724
>Hell I doubt anyone from this place would get a waifu at all.
They would, it just probably wouldn't be much to their liking. There would be so many mice and devilbugs and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622682
>>13622692
Where do I sign to be an Anubis' daki?

[Anonymous No.]

I have no reason to go on. I'm not good at any job, I have no hobbies, no drive, no strength, no family, no friends, no talents, no reason to live. I'll just sell myself as a Daki slave and let whatever happens happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
That Bapho and Mantis look really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622749
Yeah but there will be no Holst to give me some fresh milk daily, no lewd Cheshire to tease me, No ara ara Kitsune who loves to play with me, no monster girls to love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622751
He has the worst taste for now though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622764
It's a pretty good list except for the right 4. And when you get that deep into tier lists there's going to be some odd showings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622759
Behold lazy subs, you king has risen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622763
Don't be such a faggot, use that time with no waifu to do anything you want!

Steal from stores, focus on your hobbies, and sleep all day without having to worry about anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622755
>There would be so many mice
And in a cruel twist of fate, Nyanon would be one of the few who ended up with a Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622776
I guess.

Maybe I'll get a job in the butler cafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622772
>good list
But there is tailpussy in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622783
That's actually one of the few good in his list

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622782
They won't hire you either anon.

Only feminine men, shotas and big burly guys would get any attention from monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622759
>Not losing your house and becoming a hobo as your final punishment
>Not dying of hunger in the streets with your chin up, standing like a real man

[Anonymous No.]

>You're daughteru brings home her boyfriend
>They go upstairs into her room
>It's obvious they're gonna have sex
>Decide to walk in on them just to be a shithead
>Open her door
>See you're daughteru's boyfriend urinating into her mouth
>Daughteru is enjoying it
What do

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13622791
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622785
Well, you're clearly insane.

[Anonymous No.]

R E M O V E
B U G S

Nah they are okay, I just don't like them that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622783
>tailpussy in there
Exactly, not Manticore but tailpussy. Because we can all appreciate a nice thick tailpussy. It's just the annoying dom that is attached to it that's sometimes off putting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622787
Can't hurt to try. Maybe I could be hired, I'm a nice, friendly guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622804
Why not just get an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622800
Even the Dhampir, Ghoul, Weresheep, Yuki, Wurm and Familiar can't make up for that one. 3/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460
I tried making it.
But I can't do it.
I like too many girls too much for me to decide between only ten of them.

In fact, I would have ALL of the monster girls as waifus if I could. Fuck anti-harem-fags, I want to make them all happy and be happy with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622810
Find me a self cleaning, self lubricating onahole that can pulse on my knob without my intervention then I'll get that. Until then, tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622799
4/10

>>13622799
Likewise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622828
First one meant for >>13622800

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622820
Yeah I had the same problem too. 10 is just not enough

[Anonymous No.]

guys this just dropped on the panda
exhentai.org/g/822284/870067b266/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622828
1/10

[Anonymous No.]

I want to serve a vampire that temporarily alps people before sucking their blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622835
>Ahobaka
Hahah nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622835
It's NTR, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622499
Some people are going to kill .less for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622842

I want to have my blood gently drunk up by a vampire and then when she's finished, stare into my eyes intensely and then passionately kiss me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622852
i saw 1 instance of it in there so far, the moth done did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622842
I want to be Alped before having my blood sucked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622856
I want to suck a vampire's blood while I she sits in my lap and I finger her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622863
>sucking a vampires blood

That's not how it works!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622852
As far as I can see, there's NTR, vore and pegging

A shame, this guy started doing lovely vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622870
>!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop typing like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a young village boy who touches the cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622876
rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622884

Do you want to do it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
wonderful
the tits on that dragon, the ass on that anubis and tailpussy, are just so yum.
The cheek-poke is great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460
Here's mine if anybody cares to rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622894
Now and in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an annoyed werecat to ambush me after I leave the shower and rub and lick me all over until I carry her scent again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622718
Nice job with the Mantis and Baphomet.

Also, I wanna nuzzle dat fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622903
Generic/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622903
6/10

Nightmare is criminally underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622903
9/10 because Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622903
4/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460
Nobody can beat my taste when it comes to being generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622921
4/10

You need to diversify your waifus nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622915
Eh, I'm fine with that. Great girls are great for a reason.

>>13622916
She really is.

>>13622921
Might be generic too, but you get points in my book for Anubis, Dragon, and the delicious thickness that is Devil. Dormice are adorable too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622921
4/10 again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622921
8/10 your list is almost half of mine

[Anonymous No.]

So what writefaggots of note have done abominations/eldritch girls, and are their stories good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622741
Yeah, I drew out anubis first, then realized I like both kitsune and anubis, canine family in general.

>>13622743
>>13622764
I may have shit taste but I have my reasons and I can live with that.

>>13622747
I'm always on the drawfag skype, sometimes on IRC for requests from writefags, also
http://i.imgur.com/N7dVRGC.png Soon (TM)

>>13622804
This

>>13622750
http://i.imgur.com/HjhRJTc.png

Thanks for the feedback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622925
Not sure I can. The only ones I'd even consider swapping out are the non-fluffy/scaly ones...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622925
>waifus
Wait a moment, I though we were posting our top 10, not a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622944
>before dinner qt
muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622944
>Thanks for the feedback
I'm just messing with you, your list is as valid as anyone elses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622951
thought*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622944
>http://i.imgur.com/HjhRJTc.png

Do you like drawing dorky monster girls or something?

Because if you do I will love you forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622742
>That's nice, why can't more settings do this?
Because we can't have nice things and people flip out over hugboxes especially when they're destroyed by having non-monster women who don't turn into monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622935
I know of Harblador and his stories. He has his main Abomination, and the short one he did in a thread one day off an idea someone had. Both are good. I think only one is pastebinned though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622959
Well I want nice things dammit. I want my friendships between human women and monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622957
I like having their weaknesses exposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622963
Good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622951
wouldn't you top 10 be in your harem?

unless you are that one guy who wants 10 Holstaur harem and drown under thickness and cow farts

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody else is doing it. I'll most likely delete this to save on image space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622968
gentle girls/10

where are the demons and rape machines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622959
I don't think anyone has a problem with friendship between monster and human females.

What people fear is this >>13622663

>>13622965
>wouldn't you top 10 be in your harem?
Well yes, but that implies I want a harem. I prefer monogamy or bigamy.

>>13622968
Jesus anon that hurts to watch.

4/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622971
>where are the demons and rape machines?
In the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622965
>unless you are that one guy who wants 10 Holstaur harem and drown under thickness and cow farts
You'll never stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622971

>Centaur
>A gentle girl

Only if she has the elusive frontgina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622944
>Yeah, I drew out anubis first
Anubis first. As it should be.

>Soon (TM)
Unf, that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dhampirs are always trying to control their hunger for blood
>I'm always having nosebleeds
I think I found a new way to tease them involuntarily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622996
>I'm always having nosebleeds
Are you a Japanese MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622996
High blood pressure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460
Might as well try it.

[Anonymous No.]

mothfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623001
4/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623002
No thank you.

I have a fear of bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622998
>>13622999
Not him but i get nosebleeds every 2 months since december and i just got one an hour ago. Will i die early?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622996
Are you from Nippon and by chance a main character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623001
purple/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623009
I had them twice every week in February, turned out it was just my body getting adjusted to the heat.

Although you might want to go see a doctor and have that checked if it's lasting this long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622998
>>13623010
I wish.

>>13622999
No idea, I should check it. I've had this shit for years.

>>13623001
6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623009
Nose bleeds are a sign of weaken veins or high blood pressure. Many japs suffer from this, just like that cute fang mutation thing.
Maybe the change of temperature is affecting you somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460
In no order, my top 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623021
That's some 9/10 taste right these, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623023
whose the odd one out there, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623021
6/10

Nice taste with the Nureonago and the Lava Golem

[Anonymous No.]

Here's mine, goes Top Left with most favorite favorite, then Bottom Right with least-but-still-favorite

>>13622441
4/10
>>13622669
8/10
>>13622710
4/10
>>13622718
4/10
>>13622800
6/10
>>13622820
12/20
>>13622903
5/10
>>13622921
7/10 muh nigga
>>13622968
4/10
>>13623001
6/10 muh nigga
>>13623021
6/10

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are buttheads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623032
Touch the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623032
Hellhounds are butthounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623029
I think I remember you. Great taste with Jabberwock, Hellhound, Apophis, Anubis and so forth, but then the Umbrella Chick is interesting.

Nothin' wrong with liking her, y'just don't see her pop up to often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623034
I don't want to.

I don't like flaming dog girls that act kinda mean.

I just want a normal dog as a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623029
6/10

[Anonymous No.]

It was hard to boil it down to just 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623021
8/10

>>13623029
5/10 because I'm contrarian and dislike 'overused' girls

>>13623048
7/10 I feel bad that I forgot bishop on mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623048
9/10 good taste

[Anonymous No.]

This took way too long for me to make.

[Anonymous No.]

this was a lot harder then I thought

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623058
>touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623058
Why are Hellhounds so shiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623009
>>13623017
>constantly bleeding from an orifice
>doesn't go to get it checked
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623058
.less can't draw ahegaos at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623058
I want a hellhound to look at me with heart pupils every time we touch or are about to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623064
it's probably lupus tbh

RIP guy ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623056
>Werebat
Muh nig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623029
Score is subtracively proportional to the amount of lolis and additively proportional to the amount of shit eating grins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623055
>>13623056
5/10 for both of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623058
Stupid fire dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623058
I want her to rape me so bad

>>13623064
I like to live on the edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623055
6/10 slime and harpy need updated drawings so bad
>>13623056
5/10 werebat is good but I forget she exists sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623040
well aslong as you dont think you're the one in charge i dont see the problem with hell hounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623079
>OOGA BOOGA BOGGA

[Anonymous No.]

I might as well join in too.

[Anonymous No.]

I asked this last thread but no one responded, so let me try again please

What are your guys favorite artists that draw MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623112
>Lich, Wisp, Ryu, Ushi, Sandworm, Lava Golem
You, you are my friend. 8/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623114
>MGE
Isn't the only one KC?
You mean Monster Girls in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623085

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Tex2AN3rI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOKYwnpe57A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6nCwHOTrdM

Hard Mode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOwaypP-Uc

Why am I such a faggot holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623112
Interesting use of a Lich recolor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623122
It was the first version of the profile art I saw

[Anonymous No.]

>"My honey is yours if you so wish, but like many things it is not free... It has been long since a man caressed me with his strong hands..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623135
Thanks, but I think I'll pass on the oviposition sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623135
Been eating a bit too much of your honey, fatty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623112
5/10 you don't see many people with a medusa

>>13623114
You mean in general right?

KC
Nyamota (only elves though)
Houtengeki
Nukomasu
Thomas
DreanDemon

I'm sure there are more but I can't remember them right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623116
>>13623142
In general I suppose, though I'm talking mostly on people who make art based off the girls from MGE, like less and Mono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623135

I want to suck on a Bee Girl's breasts so as to extort that thick, golden nectar from her nipples. Enough to where thick dollops of the golden love juice just clogs my mouth, slathers onto my body, and makes the most gloriously lewd noises as we spend many coupling cycles within her sleep chambers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623085
Fucking bravo Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lewd Anubis Student Council President!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-TfkW5cMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623158
I want to get captured by a group of Honeybees that exist in their own Spirit Realm.

[Anonymous No.]

Did I miss the abomination party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623185

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623085
Delete that when you find the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623192
I was going to until you decided to speak up about it like some whiny nancy.
Now I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623198
>whiny nancy
I don't see anything in my post that might imply that, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623185

>ZANBURG

Anon, as much as I love Abominations, and trust me. I fucking love abominations, that's a little bit too far. Especially given the viscuous bodily fluids of a Zanburg has been known to turn whatever came in contact with it into a penis that won't stop ejaculating for three days straight.

That and they kind of eat people who aren't on friendly terms with them. As well as nipple-vaginas, dick tentacles in their arms, the ability to receive skullfucking without it being anything but pleasurable due to fucking weird anatomy, and a second three joined mouth on the back of their head.

>>13623177

I like honey bee girls but never find the drive to write about them because I suck at writing/not into anal penetrative sex that's implied with the stinger.

Would rather just melt into honeyed goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623158
Two words

Stinger Sounding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623207
It was the passive aggressiveness and tone of your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623163
I want to be her private paw masseuse.

Among other parts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623216
Put it in me. Gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623220
Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623224
See look, it's still there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623222
B-But what if someone else walks in on you?

[Anonymous No.]

Paw massages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623236
Those paw pads must be so soft and squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

We're sorry for the delay, this is the Maid service you called previously requesting a kikimora. Unfortunately, we currently have no kikimoras, but there are three very eager maids willing to go right this instant, if you're willing.

Mantis maid: She has excellent cleaning skills and will leave your home spotless from top to bottom given a few hours to do so. Her people skills however are a bit... lacking. She frequently will try to change your clothes by slicing off anything you have on and dressing you according to her tastes. Her contract requires at least two hours of cuddling each day and at least one headpat per meal or tight hug whichever you prefer to give. She has a bit of a space issue and you may or may not wake up to find her staring at you from the foot of your bed at night.

Kraken maid: Her cleaning skills are rather average. She could get everything done within half an hour if she felt like it, but she rarely does. More likely than not she'll spend most of her day in casual wear watching tv and then rush into her maid gear when she hears you getting home. However, she is an excellent cook and will instantly memorize your favorite meals and make them whenever you ask. Her contract specifically asks for 'sex whenever I want' and 'laidback attitude' as well as a gaming console of your choice. Trial runs indicate a bit of a drinking problem, though this only resulted in ferocious cuddling.

Shirohebi maid: She excels in all areas of the household, whether it's cooking, cleaning or bedroom skills. She is an excellent companion for anyone who is really willing to bond and give her the time that she asks for. We have however recieved some complaints from some of her trial runs. These range from her tendency to intrude in private matters as well as an unhealthy obsession with feet, particularly socks. Her contract asks for a 'kind, dedicated, and single master' as well as 'no NTR fetishits' whatever that means.

Secret Option: You really want a kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/7WOLASl.jpg

Succubutts and Succubutt Coaching

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623252
Kraken maid, with extra Ara ara~ please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623255
That monster deserves a purging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623252
Mantis please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623252
That Mantis maid sounds good to me. Really good, actually.

>>13623255
Well, that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623252
As much of a Shirohebifag as I am, I think I'll go with the Kraken this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623252
i may die but you know what i'm going Mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623227
Yeah, sure it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623252
I'll take the mystery box and pray for an Alp maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623255
I don't claim to be knowledgeable about these sorts of things, but aren't parts of vagina not filled with dick usually collapsed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623274
Yep. Still there. You might want to see a therapist and get yourself checked out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623276
MAMONO MAGIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623235
>>13623236
Then I keep on massaging? Nothing to be ashamed of, I'm just helping her relax. Any guy should be happy to do so for a girl they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623279
Oh bite me douche.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would always be aroused
>Inb4 all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your faggot Cheshire girlfriend won't get out from under the kotatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623293
All of them
>Inb4

And this gives you power over me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623293
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623299
>every time you try to put your legs under it she pulls out your dick and edges you while giggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623308
>implying she wouldn't pull out her dick and edge with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623270

It's even more something if you imagine it being a Succubus indulging two siblings in forbidden love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623163
sorry, did not end up as student council president as i drew it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623299
I tell her I'll eat her out if she gets out so I can lick her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623328
That's impressive, do you have a gallery by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623328
Enormous paws.

Can you draw a Wurm eating a pie? Tin and all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623333
Don't be a wussy.
Lick the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623324
Fucking succusluts, man. Don't Stop corrupting our poor youth with your forbidden love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623321
Well, she's not THAT kind of faggot cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623343

I'll see if I can write up something in that scenario.

Has to be a bad end though, unless you count his sister becoming a succubus good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623349
Why wouldn't that be a good ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623349
If she's all over her brother why is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623349
Yeah, that'd definitely be a bad end. I don't mind transformation, but Succusluts are generally extremely low tier.

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to that healing hobo kiki story from about a week and a half ago? did that anon not get around to continuing after the doctor visit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623321
>>13623345

So your waifu doesn't have a penis, but after she drops her panties, you realize she does have balls. Like, a big pair of them just dangling there. Vagina and balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623364
Nah, he died before he could finish it. A shame, since she was starting to show yan tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623364
>continuing
Never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623364
He said he didn't have any real idea of where to take the story after that so he was gonna stop until either inspiration hit him or he felt like writing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623369
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623369
That sounds pretty gross.
Balls are already weird enough.
They just sit there...
Saggin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623321
>>13623369
>>13623376
>>13623379
away with ye, villains

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623369

So she's a Danuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623369
https://youtu.be/uyNJZ-2Dod4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsugqoya-7g

draw super good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623396
>WKUK
I kinda miss these guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623369
benis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623405
Is that what Shadman actually sounds like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623396
thank you for getting the reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623369
does she ejaculate after orgasming?

Cause that could be a little hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna surprise hug a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623405
>Shadman
Pffffttttttttttttttttttttt.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the creepiest you're willing to go when it comes to your monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623396
>Whitest Kids You Know
They're the reason why I love the Grapist so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623434
Extremely creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623434
Anything above skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623434
Still has lips, I wanna kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623434
Very, very "creepy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623434
Behavioral and personality aspects are the two main creepiness factors for me. Naturally, they also factor into arousal.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Succubus or Kuudere Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/9U38c6Fg

>The police officer has been fired after she attacked her supervisor
>She was called into a meeting to discuss her increasingly aggressive behavior on the job
>She responded by asking the poor Anubis if she'd like to offer blood for the master before sucker punching her in the nose
>The silver lining is that the department chalked it up to pregnancy hormones and her activities prior, or rather her kidnappings, went entirely under the radar
>The bad news is that now she's home all the time, and maybe it's the police training mixed with the crazy ideology in her head, but she's easily the most aggressive of the group
>And now she's around
>All the time
>And it's affected the other girls, too
>She picks fights constantly, not even to jockey for position but simply because it's been too long since she's hit someone
>It's made the rest more violent in turn
>Which sucks because they were finally starting to dial back on the crazy a tiny bit since all of their attention was focused on child rearing
>You desperately hope that your daughters don't take after their mothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623463
Yandere succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623463
A mixture of the two. That allows for unpredictability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623463
Dandere Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623415
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IYY34LR52A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623252
Is the mantis maid very very sneaky and likes my feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623463
Yandere succubus please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623470
>>13623463
How about three Succubus sisters? Can I have that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623463
Disregarding the other thing, I like Kuudere more. Yandere can be real nice though, depending on how its done.

>>13623465
>You desperately hope that your daughters don't take after their mothers
God help this man if they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623434

You have no idea how much I hate being too much of a pussy to do MGs like this, who are both adorable and eerie at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623337

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623328
I don't know who you are. But I know this.

I like you and your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
Those are big claws. I like them.

You take commission? Name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623236
I want to rub a yeti's pawsie-wawsies and tummy ticklers until her antennae waggles side to side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
>Those thick hips
Damn, girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
How about a Vanilla Dragon rolling around in her hoard like a regular Scrooge McDuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
I almost want to request something, but it'd make me feel like a dirty vulture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623516
Still wish there was one of these for at least one of the mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
How about an embarrassed Ryu at the beach in a two piece bikini?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623447
>You will never find notes left behind by your stalker asking you deeply personal questions relating to things nobody else could know
>You will never catch glimpses of her silhoutte outside your window as she quickly runs away after watching you wake up
>You will never hear your coworkers complain about a weird chick harassing them about getting near you
>You will never come across incredibly creepy poetry about how the two of you will be together for eternity without end
>You will never be chased across a stretch of dark road, the entire world silent except for the sound of your footsteps and breathing accompanied by her exasperated cries of "Anon! Anon! Anon!"
>You will never receive phone calls where she masturbates and then asks you repeatedly if you're turned on by her lewd voice
>You will never watch the entire thing progress as she starts sending you more and more letters, coming close to nearly ten per day relating to her love for you as well as mundane things like how cute you looked sleeping that morning or how she wore your sweater all night
>You will never receive a final phone call where she promises to come home tonight and finally become one.
>You will never come home to your lights cut off except for candles along the hallways leading to your room
>You will never find her, completely bare for you to see with a loving yet unsettling smile on her face
>She will never beckon you closer and closer into her arms and to forever more become lovers in eternity
>she will never become a loving housewife and cool down on her yan after your first daughteru is born.

I just want a creepy monstergirl to come for me.

[Anonymous No.]

we got a new drawfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623544
I don't know. I like his style though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623543
>a beautiful woman will never watch you while you sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623530
Quick, post mouse related things to summon Nyan to make one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623548
>You will never be the stalker target of a scopophobic Kunoichi who loves to watch you sleep
Fuckin' bitch hypocrite, I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623557
But I'm far too lazy to make one. And not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623502
This >>13623524

[Anonymous No.]

I want to remind everyone who ever considers going to that pedophile imageboard, I went there and look at this crap, this is real. Look it up if you have too, someone actually did this Cringe and cringe hard my fellows, this is our competition.

These are the people Bromont and Captain left us for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623557
I have a mouse for the trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623567
>I came out to my family that I'm into tail pussy
I bet it's just an edit of that 'I came out to my family that I'm into anal vore' pic; calm your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623567
Stop advertising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623567
Bromont is doing his own thing there, meaning he's more like a standalone merchant in a Bazaar full of smelly and sweaty manchildren than someone who goes there for that specific thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623567
Man, I hope that didn't just copy and paste that one anal vore thing, and replace the latter with tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623571
I've never seen this before in my life, pretty sure it's real though

>>13623572
I'm actively warning people against it since it has autistics like that who bring their fetish to real life

>>13623573
No, Bromonts a fucking traitor who left us and should be mocked. He is a smelly sweaty manchild like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623473
She's very sneaky, but prefers sniffing your hair and rubbing her cheeks against yours until she gets too hot and bothered to continue and instead chooses to gently violate you.

The shirohebi however will sometimes ask if she can lick your feet. She has a giant sock which she places over her tail and pretends that she can whenever she's feeling frisky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623575
Don't be retarded, of course it's not real.
Here's the original:

http://www.projectafterforums.com/uploads/monthly_01_2015/post-700-1420415718.png

Stop being such a faggot trying to stir shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623575
>Traitor
He had no obligation to stay. Now quit being so overly dramatic about things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623567
That is amusing. It's almost certainly not legit though. Anyways, I read some of what Bromont was doing over there when I heard and it just... isn't the same. Like, I loved his KS stuff way back, but it doesn't translate so well into this, I guess. Or maybe my tastes have just changed. Either way, as long as he is doing just that it isn't a loss. I also never finished reading his BS stuff though, so maybe it really is him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623543
What's stopping me from walking out the door and calling the cops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623590
It does feel a bit different.
Then again writers do change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623591
Love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623568
Well, if nobody else wants this mouse I guess I can cuddle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623597
She's creepy and weird and I bet she smells funny! I'm gonna find a real girlfriend and have her beat up the stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622543
>It had take four P'Orc fondlings and a Caragor ride to get there but you'd finally found your way to the slaver's location. That was the good news.
>The bad news? Archers, four of them patrolling crudely contstructed walkways below which a gang of P'Orc warriors patrolled, arguing amongst themselves and giving nearby slaves the occasional grope, if not just dragging them somewhere private for some more intense touching (Namely of the 'pen0s in vag00' variety)
>On top of it all, Celes was nowhere in sight, the ghostly elf seemingly gone from the face of middle earth.
>Not that you needed her, you just wanted the company is all.
>Staring at elf butt always makes things better.
>Right now with you hiding behind a barrel being the perfect example.
>Foot steps crunched and, after a quick look, you ran to a stack of crates where you waited again before sprinting to a conveniently placed boulder where you were faced with a difficult situation.
>The dilemma was a bored tiny P'Orc archer who was staring off into the distance. Normly this would have been fine but your hiding place had the misfortune of being located in said distance.
>Problem B was that a swarm of other P'Orcs had decided to rest at your last hiding place, leaving you stranded.
>This left you with two choices, wait till someone leaves and risk the slave breaking, if they hadn't already, or make a mad rush and get swarmed before you even found your target.
>it was frustrating and your head hurt from compiling all the risks and going over the options.
>Luckily, option three happened.
>Deus Ex Machina
>"Anon," the hushed voice of Celes whispered as the ghostly elf appeared next to you, thank the heavens I found you. I'd figured you'd gotten lost."
>You had but you decided to leave that bit out, instead asking Celes where she'd been.
Sorry for speed, putting a crappy table together takes a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623591
they'd just rape you and then she'd kill them so you now have two dead monstergirls on your porch and the gentle laughter of your yandere as she reminds you that this is a two player game.

What next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623590
>>13623594
Yeah, Bromont is definitely shit now. Part of the reason I think is that over there they just circlejerk how great he is, instead of here where we'd have provided actual constructive criticism to make him good.

But no, he wanted his hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623543

>A monster girl will never see and become interested in you in a mundane setting and become your acquaintance
>She'll never ask and learn things about you as the days go on
>She'll never study more and more about you in secret, figuring out your quirks and what she can do to make you fall for her
>As this goes on her head will never become filled with thoughts about you endlessly
>She'll never be pained when the idea of any other monster girl taking you away crosses her mind
>You'll never wake up to find her sitting next to your bed, stroking your hair with a calm smile.
>She'll never confess her feelings to you and gently husbando you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623612
>Yeah, Bromont is definitely shit now
Yeah yeah, Dramaqueen. He's so shit now that he decided to have a change of scenery in a new place with old faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623610
Cry and beg and hope she lets me go.

[Anonymous No.]

This girl confesses that she likes you.

How do you react? Keep in mind she's your kouhai and really admires you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623532

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623434
Creepy crawly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623608
Is MC going to take responsibility for the other P'Orcs he molested? At least we know he cares about the future Caragor kittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
>Human Girl
>Kohai
Top kek, I don't date little tiny girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
Ask her what's the catch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
Man, you are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
Please forgive me, but how about a mad hatter offer you her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
P-Please >>13623515

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
Not my favorite kind of dragon, but still great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
I tell her I'm not dating a disgusting human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
Goddammit, I'm gonna try now.

Could you draw a Hellhound doing the mans pose while a male, armored Little Red Riding Hood equivalent looks on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
If she really is a normal human, then no thanks.

>>13623624
Nice. The only Dragon I like. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
I remember you. You're the guy that did the chibi Apophis sketch a while back, right? The mysterious drawfriend, right?
Quick question: WHO ARE YOU? This desire to know is killing me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623642
>Chibi Apophis
Are you sure it's the same person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623628
Maybe.
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623616
My heart.
I just want to be aggressively loved by someone.
>>13623623
What bet did she lose to confess to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623645
Well, when that and the sketch of the chibi Apophis was made, only the eyes were coloured
And here, only the eyes are coloured. yellow. Exactly like the other sketchs back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
I can smell the yandere on her. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
Is she yandere? I always wanted a yandere human gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623655
What's the worst a human girl like her do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
Can she just start with the insults already?

I know she's only doing this because she lost a bet.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you spend weeks in the forest killing boars to level up enough to beat that NEET oomukade that keeps killing everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623662
PLAY TO WIN
TILL YOU DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623658
You HAD to say that, didn't you?

Don't underestimate humans, they're the scariest monsters of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623650
That's actually interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623662
I'd rather see if I can find her location and give her a kiss to stop her. I will sacrifice myself for everyone else. Provided she doesn't have a similar body type to the that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623667
That's why you get a nice monstergirl to protect you from the wicked humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623662
No but I'd spend weeks in the forest killing boars to level up enough to drag that NEET to the public baths and wash the stink off of that stinky stinkbug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623660
>>13623658
>>13623657
>>13623655
>>13623649
>>13623641
>>13623638
>>13623630
>>13623629
>>13623667

Yeah, there's a always a catch.

At the very least she doesn't plan on hurting you. Shame about your holstaurus friend and the oomukade upperclassman who kept looking at you during lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
>oomukade upperclassman
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
Jokes on her, I have a secret too! I'm an Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
Artist is SolopipB I'm assuming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
If she kills them she must replace them!

I consult the local Lilim and have her converted into a hybrid Holstaurmukade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
>Shame about your holstaurus friend and the oomukade upperclassman who kept looking at you during lunch
What? Did they get sick or something? It's not like a human girl could do much of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623682
/r/ing an ushikade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
So that's when a monstergirl comes in and saves me from a life of living with a crazy woman and producing nothing but human children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623686
What happens to a Human Girl who commits heinous crimes against Monster-kind, or worse against a human boy?

[Anonymous No.]

"Mmm, I love feeling your abs."
>"T-those aren't abs, Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
Murdering children.

Bitch is about to get a healthy dose of justice to the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623680
She's not a monstergirl though! She's crazy enough to engage in forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623692
Sold to the farms, if she's not killed outrigh.t

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623692
straight to the gas chambers

the demonic energy gas chambers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623692
Converted to a monstergirl and made to have sex with human boys

It's the punishment and reward for everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
>Pls rape me yandere-chan
>Tfw no human yandere gf afraid about me being stolen from monsters
>Tfw no yandere-paladin onee san who is brocon for me
>Tfw no human girl who is desperate for my love
>Tfw she will never lock you up, protecting you from 'the evil monsters'
That is waifu/10 material

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623695
Th-That's insane! That's demented, that's sick! I-I have to ask the School Principal Lilim for help! She'll know what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623692
Changed into a matango, and only given the artificial semen for their whole life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623642
I didn't draw >>13623669
but that is an interesting coincidence

will be stopping for the meantime, I'm glad you guys liked my work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623675
I congratulate her for killing the whores who were after me by offering her a hug.
And then stab her in the back. That shit is unforgivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623710
Tell us who you are already faggot and where we can find you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623710
Can we get a name of sorts from you? We need to know just who you are after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623608
>>13623608
"Hunting a fool through the wastes after he'd run off," she quietly hissed, peeking over your rock slightly to see the P'Orc archer staring at your hill, the loli's legs swinging over the edge as she did "I didn't expect you to find your way here, although I should have guessed so from your victims."
>What can you say, your a persuasive guy with some magic hands. You knew this, what you didn't know was why she'd stayed.
>"To find out what this slave looks like," she huffed, sitting back down next to you "some of us don't just assume someone with the name of "The Slaver" has only one slave.
>You mumbled a noncommittal argument of nonsense in response, unwilling to admit you were wrong while knowing you were.
>Luckily the elven spirit seemed content to not rub it in, although you knew she was saving it for later, instead she explained what she'd learned.
>"First of all we are looking for a human woman," The apparition explained as motes of soft blue light began to gather in her hand "second we know that she has red hair and a bad attitude, beyond that your 'informant' was useless."
>A woman with red hair and a bad attitude, your surprised look became a dirty grin as a special someone came to mind.
>This mission had gone from important to super important, you were saving her and you were saving her now.
>"Ok Anon," Celes said as a translucent bow appeared in her hand, "I'm going to shoot an arrow to distract that guard. Everything after that is up to yo-"
>You asked why she had a bow, almost containing on to ask if it's because she was an elf.
>"Because I am a spirit there is a certain...fluidity about me. Ever since you found that heirloom of mine I can-"
>You interrupted the elf to ask if this fluidity could give her bigger breasts.
>To her credit, she limited her annoyance to a cross glare and continued on as if you hadn't spoken.
>"Summon items dear to me in life such as a bow, a sword or-"
>You asked if this included muffins.
brb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623710
>I didn't draw >>13623669
Damn, I thought I had something. I guess the mystery of the mysterious drawfriend months back will never be solved
Still, at least we have a new artist. You. I mean you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623728
That drawfriend from a while ago is .Less' shy friend supposedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623717
I would tightly hug her, telling her that I'll never leave her.
Tfw when no pure human yandere qt gf to protect me from monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623707
Might not be the best idea, she's going to throw you two into an empty Liliraune pod.

Perhaps you can convert her into a monstergirl and convince her that human boys are much more satisfying, but then you might have an unhinged bisexual Succu-kouhai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623734
>.Less' shy friend supposedly
Curious. It doesn't help much, but curious nonetheless
I will find out who this mysterious artist is even if it kills me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623742
But why would the Lilim principal do that to the poor Alp Senpai and her Muderous Human Girl Kohai? Why not to the proper thing, and alert the authorities and their parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623734
How does such an unlikable person have so many friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623750
Because he's more liked than you think he is.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most autistic image drawn of your favorite Monster Girl? Was it of the tumblr SJW variety, or maybe some MGU Chris-chan shit. Or was it a shit tier fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623748
Because justice is blind! To her Human Girl Kouhai's love for you is not something to be snuffed out or locked away, but repurposed into something that is acceptable to the mold of MGC society!

It might've been partly your fault for rejecting her at the start, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623693
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
Nobody draws her so there are none

[Anonymous No.]

So Lizardgirls are generally disparaged in threadcanon as reverse neckbeards and/or bonnet-tippers. Does that mean Salamanders (which are basically Lizardgirls) are also considered as annoying or disliked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
Yeah, I think it was just a tumblr tier picture. No shitty fetishes or anything associated with her in general, so I'm lucky I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623693
"So what are-"
>And then it hits you
>"..You can keep going if you want."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623775
FUCK threadcanon, I want to cuddle a lizardgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
>Was it of the tumblr SJW variety?
Joke's on everybody, my waifu hasn't a single autistic image yet.
Except the chaika one, but that's an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
She's one of the less popular girls so she gets no art unless I make a request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
The awful tumblr nose pic, and then one shitty-quality BDSM image on dA, and that's about the worst of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
There isn't much Kejourou art which is a blessing and a curse but I really do enjoy what we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623782
Oh wait, nevermind I remember now. Someone on tumblr did a monsterboy version of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
Once out of curiosity I looked up Alp on Deviantart to see if there was any fan art made of them. Never again.
At least I have non-MGE related TG stuff to fall back on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623789
Maybe not KC Kenjourou art, but I think Bayonette is basically a Kenjourou is all but name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623794
Still waiting on a short-haired Bayonetta Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623793
you poor faggot. DA is where shit tier tumblr artists spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623789
>You will never be lured into the bedroom f a Kejourou, only knowing she's one once it's too late to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623810
Fuck corpse party. That made me not sleep for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623807
And if I remember correctly Tumblr isn't much better either. The only person who's drawn an Alp was He Who Must Not Be Named, and he's drawn pretty much every other monstergirl too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623814
I only beat Chapter 1. And that was only after getting the ultimate bad end on it twice.

So, same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623775
IIRC lizardgirl/salamander are high tier, they've just already had their turn as FOTM. there's only so much you can do with the Designated Adventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623817
The vast majority of tumblr art is just shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623810

I bet that'd be a thing Kejourou would do. Pose as human woman who have long hair that just seems to stand out for some reason. Maybe they'd invite a traveler over under the pre-tense of shelter from more aggressive MGs. But once he's asleep she enters his room. He wakes up and asks if something's wrong when he hair suddenly grows longer and longer and widely smiles, slowly walking toward him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623734
J.K? Nah, not his style.

>>13623750
He can only be a dick to de-personified Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone rec me some good stories? Just finished Spider and the Fly; thought it was dope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623810
>Meeting a woman with long black hair
>She seems to stand out, somehow
>You enjoy each others company and so you start dating
>She eventually invites you to her place and into her bedroom
>You're naturally pretty nervous about the whole thing
>She sits on the bed and the length of her hair grows longer far beyond what it was before
>She confesses her feelings for you as well as her true nature as a Kejourou
>She states that she was afraid of scaring you off because of her being a MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623859
What are you looking for?
Comedy?
Smut?
Who else have you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623859
There are probably hundreds of stories about MGs, not even including those on literotica, MGU, MGR, etc. You might want to narrow it down beyond just "good" given how subjective /mgt/ is about what is awesome and what sucks (i.e., waifus). Any particular genres you have in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

Are any artists still doing drawings? I still want a drawing of this but with a holst.

Also, have you guys signed up? It's soon, very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I late for the party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623872
You've been asking for that drawing for close to 6 months, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623873
Memepics/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623872
Signed up for what? Man, I'm too tired to draw if we're having an art contest or something tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623873
Yes, very late.

Now fuck off with your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623873
A little, but you got 4 of them correct, so get in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623877
For the holst tipping competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623873
Close to mine except for mostly the kiki and spider cow, have 7/10.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Catgirl wear a latex gimp hood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623889
So do other people apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623895
Vag visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623901

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
>kouhai
I only have eyes for class librarian tengu, sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623895
Haven't seen that one in awhile...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623867

Any genre, honestly, except NTR. Can't handle that. And anything where Anon is raped and broken really turns me off if that's the main focus ('cept Spider and the Fly; that was excusable). I've read S&tF, the Ryu Orgasm Denial, Soviet Fluffy Tails, Milfy Kitsune, Spoils of War, My Dragon. Pretty much using the blogspot links.

>>13623870

See above. Not picky, but not really NTR, and Adverse Rape. I like yanderes (haven't seen those much), and fluff. If the grammar is shit, I can't read it.

As for waifus, I dig Shirohebi, Vampires, Jinko, but open to others too. Although I can't stand the host/carrier types.

Also, what other places would I find MG stories? I legit thought it was just the blogs here and /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623917
But ever since you talked to her that one time, she's been home with a broken wing. So you'll have to go out with the nice human girl .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622411
>Can I keep it?
>Yes but only if you take it for walks yourself!
>Yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623814
>>13623822
Corpse party is so good though, I loved being hyper timid and scared at points
I hated the sequel for being a first person VN instead of semi-quirky sprite adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623807
>>13623817
>>13623833
The vast majority of EVERY site with art on it is shit. dA, HF, Pixiv, tumblr, they're all the same.

You've got a whole lotta shit, and some good. You wade through the shit, find the good artists who post their stuff there, follow them, and then just wait for updates from them, rather than randomly browsing through all the shit.

Better yet, these sites all have means by which you can see what the artists you follow are following and favoriting. Let THEM wade through the shit for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623928

To add to that; no lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623936
I'm not bashing Corpse Party to being a bad game, quite the opposite. I'm just too much of a coward (Read: Easily spooked) to play it or the sequels
For crying out loud I can't even watch other people play it. Even in the day I get the spooks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623933
>Wurm with Lamia for a pet
What's next, Wurms with Werewolf pets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623873
9/10.

Lilim is shit-taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623928
>I like yanderes
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4 (writefag is currently AWOL)
http://pastebin.com/P9asELqV
I also have a folder dedicated to yandere stuff I've screencapped, but since imgur is a pain in the ass to work with, I have yet to do anything with them.

Also, are you a board native, or did you happen upon this place randomly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623949
That's and oldie, isn't it? The Wurm and her Werewolf making a snowman and stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623950
Lilims are pretty pretty and nice, and they work hard to make you smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623955
Is it I was going to make a "Werewolf with Wurms" joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623947
I know, it's fine being scared, means the game did its job.
I am going to bash Book of Shadows for just going generic VN route
Also one of the worst endings in game is literally because someone is on her period and dooms everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623962
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623952
got linked from reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623965
I fucking knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623965

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623965
Out.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Starfleet! We've got comfy uniforms that work in any weather, zero-G sex and liquid that mostly resembles tea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623975
Eh well, as long as he doesn't get autistic.

If he came from reddit then it was probably one of the really small ones with three active members at any given time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623952

I've never been on 4chan before.

Came across MG through the monstergirl subreddit, then through a Yandere stories thread, then to the Blogspot, then discovering MGE, and then here.

Are stories mostly just 2nd person/greentext stuff? How do people here feel about crossover fanfics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623901
Not quiite vag (looks more like it's a slick toy in her), but technically nothing is visible. Just barely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623989
People here look down on the term fanfic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623965
Fucking leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623989
Please leave

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623987
I would love to "sit" in a zero-g environment, slurping bubbles of iced tea with my anubis waifu, while we look out over the stars together.

Pic soon...soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Vampire in normal clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
mad hatter offering you her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>Le reddit is bad meme! muh secret club NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEE
Calm down losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Hah, can't fool me,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Yeti cuddling a paladin with an eye-patch to keep him warm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Chubby jinko and dragon eating chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
you're not even less you apostate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
>all this people falling for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Dragon swimming through her hoard of gold coins in an old-timey 1920s swimsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Wurm and Werewolf building a snowman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Nice trips, an Ignis with Disco Fever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623975
>>13623984
>>13623986
>>13623993
Why the hostility? we all like monster girls and i've been to /r/4chan before so its not like i don't know what goes on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624006
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623988
You say this, and then the very next post is him asking about "crossover fanfics".
The ship has sailed, he's already torpedoed himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624011
Got a problem with people having hopes and dreams? DO YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Werewolf on an airship with a greatsword on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624018
Now you're just badly baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624018
>>13624006

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
This >>13624012, minus the swimsuit bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624018
>i've been to /r/4chan before so its not like i don't know what goes on here
Can you at least wait until I make popcorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624020
I'm sorry, you're right. It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Tomoko oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624026
Don't forget the butter. I swear to god Anon if you forget the butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624030
>not using margarine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
>>13623624
> .less friend
> thin line type,
You, I might know who you are. If you drew a bearserker, then I know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624032
Donald Duck please, just because you've got a dead-end job at the margarine factory is no reason to shill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623975
>>13623984
>>13623986
>>13623993

Calm down people, he didn't even do anything. There's plenty of things to dispense your hate on, but at least give newcomers a chance. He doesn't even sound autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624032
>Margarine
>Using the poor man's butter
I bet you're one of those people that eat their cheese pizza without three or more cheeses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624030
Nah son, plenty of butter. What manner of fool do you take me for?

>>13624032
You go back to the garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624037
>but at least give newcomers a chance
No, newcomers are supposed lurk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624038
>eating cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624037
You and I both know he's just a threadgoer pretending to be from reddit.

You're probably him and just trying to stir more shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624048
>Not eating cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624037
>He doesn't even sound autistic.


>>13623989
>How do people here feel about crossover fanfics?

>Not autistic

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get along again? Maybe milk nee-san a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623762
>Cheese grater
>1
Hahaha what.

[Anonymous No.]

The thought of a very foul mouthed alice going through various tales is amusing somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623928
Fuck me, Ryu Orgasm denial was so hot. I've been wanting to write something similar, but now it just feels like copying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624057
>implying you have a choice

She'll pin you down and force you to use your mouth if you take longer than five minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624053
>eating cheese pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624057
I refuse to milk poor nee-san until this Anon >>13624065 acknowledges that cheese pizza is the bridge to all pizzas in the cosmos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624057
>A little
Yo, those things are huge, she will need more than a little milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624057
Just send all your nee-sans to me for milking. I'll get the job done, pelvis intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624068
Cheese pizza a shit m8

That's a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624057
I want a Minotaur to bully me and force me to drink from her instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624064
>implying you don't have a choice
Maybe you don't, but that's only because you're not gud yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624046
He just asked a simple question and said he got linked from reddit.
>>13624052
Nah, not really.
>>13624054
At least he's asking how people feel about it instead of pretending we accept it here. He's asking for a simple piece of information so he won't fuck up in the future.

Shooing people away instead of telling them what they shouldn't do to stir up shit, when they're literally ASKING what they SHOULDN'T do to stir shit up doesn't sound like a good way to keep these threads alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623999
Salamander and Lizard girl 3 way with the lizard girl straddling the guy from behind and nibbling his ear or something while the Salamander rides him. Pose would be something like this:
http://bolt3.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/threesome.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624087
>ASKING what they SHOULDN'T do
It's called lurking, we all had to do it.
Stop defending autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623114
Mono for sexy
Loen for cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624087
>At least he's asking how people feel about it instead of pretending we accept it here. He's asking for a simple piece of information so he won't fuck up in the future.
It's called lurking, and it's basic internet shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624057
On it
>Just hanging out at home
>Your parents are out for the weekend
>You're playing some games on you computer when there's a knock at your door
>Your holstaur stepsister comes in
>'Brother, I need your help.'
>You turn to her
>She's standing there shirtless
>Her breasts have become quite engorged
>Her bra is straining to hold them in & is soaked through from seepage
>Her face is flushed & breathing is a little labored
>'I feel like I'm about to burst. Please help me?'
>Normally Mom helps her with this, but you're hooped with her away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624063
Meh. As long as you don't like, almost completely copy the characters or the scenes, you should be fine. Just get some new ideas in there and maybe voice it in a different-ish way. Idk, I'm not really a writefag. It was made over a year ago anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624083
Cheese pizza is the bridge to all types of pizzas in the universe you uneducated swine
Not liking cheese pizza, the purest and most empty slate of a pizza, the very foundation of all the types of pizza, means that YOU detest all pizzas in the known cosmos
and and I know, my friend, that you do like pizza. But to say that you detest pizza makes you detest all pizza, including your favourite. Making you hate the very thing you love

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the Yeti, drop your spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon is that as big as it grows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623727
>The twitchy eye was an indication that you should probably stop, along with indicating that you hadn't found a limitless source of pastries.
>"or anything else I may have had a connection with, any questions?" that last comment was said through gritted teeth and with a tight smile, a hint at her fraying nerves.
>You debated on asking if she'd summoned a bow because she was an elf but decided against it, you'd pushed enough of her buttons already. Instead you simply asked how she'd be distracting the P'Orcs.
>"I'll just shoot it past her and startle her, throw the pig off so you can close the distance." she said with a smirk, a ghostly arrow appearing in her hand "Nothing too special."
>You gave her a nod, and gave her the go ahead as she nocked the arrow and drew back the string.
>What could go wrong?
>- - - -
>Gimmy the Slaver was having a wonderful day as she strode amidst her underlings, her treasured, leather whip gripped tightly in her hand.
>She was a real beauty, even by human standards, with wide hips, a toned stomach, and a pert bubble butt that one could bounce a coin off of on top of a bust that would make any other orc grumble with envy.
>Except for that weakling Funbags, but that pathetic creature didn't have her hips or strength so it was still a win.
>The P'Orc shivered with anger briefly in her tight leather armor, although armor was a term that could only be used lightly seeing as it was nothing more than a tight, black leather corset and high pair of boots.
>Even thinking of that worm brought her blood to a boil and made her lash out, the corded leather whip lashing out and striking an unfortunate slave, his cry a mix of pain and pleasure from her strike but even that wasn't enough to calm her down.
>"Perhaps I should pay my new toy a visit~" the captain thought as she patrolled the camp, trembling a little at the thought "She's lasted so much longer than all the rest and is so feisty! I'll enjoy watching her bre-"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624100
Cheese pizza is just so bland.

I could only eat it if I can have some pesto on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624097
What has prevented me from fucking her yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624104
But we know for a fact that both of those girls are entirely okay with a small dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624104
>there are people in this thread right now who are into this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624107
It's supposed to be bland. It's the foundation. You add things onto it to make it better
But no matter what, it was once a plain cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624104
P-Please don't bully, being bullied for small dick size is the number 1 cause for Alping...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624115
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624098
I guess you're right. I'll probably still feel like a scum though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624113
Pizza with just cheese on it is still shit m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624119
But no matter what, you are still eating cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624115
No, being a faggot is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624103
I want to give a Yeti my spaghetti, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624117
Dude, I've ripped off people's ideas in the past too, and I've gotten away with it, so chill. Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624093
>>13624096
>Wanting to avoid being an autist is still autism

Everyone was getting along with him until he said he was from leddit, and that's because people asked him. Sure, maybe he shouldn't have said where he was from, but still, this pre-programmed specific hate is fucking ridiculous sometimes.

Well, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624097
>She settles down on your bed, bucket in her lap
>You take a seat behind her, her butt in your lap
>Your dad talked you through how to do this in case you ever had to help out, but you had really hoped it wouldn't happen
>Or at least, that it wouldn't happen with a family member
>You remove her cow-spot bra (apparently all holstaurs shop at the same store) and her breasts fall free
>She's always been rather busty, but her tits are absolutely huge now
>Her nipples are completely erect, milk dribbling from the tips
>'P-please be gentle...'
>You reach around to her chest, taking a handful of her in each hand
>You start out massaging her tits, rubbing the skin & gently kneading the soft flesh
>She's already squirming under your touch, and you can feel your shorts becoming rather tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624116
Yes it is one-incher.

Are you sure you aren't a girl with a large clit? You couldn't even satisfyt a woman with a prick that small.

Just alp already so a real man will be willing to show you his dick. It's not like you'll get sexed any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624106
I want to be Gimmy's slave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624096

Lurking takes up too much time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624106
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624132
So does looking both ways before crossing a road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624132
So does blinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624132
Yes, the would-be lurkers time.

A resource no one here gives a shit about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624132
Cry me a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624144

Fair point. I had a question, and I wanted answers. Sue for being a normalfag, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624154
Yeah, now get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624130
>alping yourself because of a small penis

Learn to use what you got and just be yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh_pYXnj248

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624154
Yes, we shall do battle in court, and by "we" I mean our lawyers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624129
>After a few minutes, you hands reach for her nipples
>They're slick from milk already, but you manage to get a grip on them
>You give a gentle squeeze, aiming her engorged nipples into the bucket
>She bites back a small moan as she begins to flow freely
>Even with the little bit of force that you apply, she's producing quite a healthy stream of milk
>It tinkles against the pail in her lap
>'One down, about a thousand more to go...'
>With each squeeze of her chest, she becomes less & less restrained with her pleasure
>Her butt actually begins to grind into your lap
>You can feel a heat radiating from her nether-regions
>You gave up on trying to force down your erection, hoping instead to just finish this as soon as possible
>Before something happens that you'll both regret

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624104
This is why men are born with tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623987
I'm going to be a space pirate!

[Anonymous No.]

Orcs just want to be left alone, but elves won't stop pestering them. Would you help an orc bro get rid of the elves that trouble him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624178
I have nothing else to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624167
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624178
Eh sure, I can always use more elves I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624161
>implying monster girls want guys with small dicks.
>implying anyone wants a guy with a small dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624154
>Play stupid games
>Win stupid prizes
Congratulations, people are going to recognize your posting style and you're going to be that stupid asshole who drowns in memes any time he pokes his chubby little face out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624178

Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624161
Well gee, you could've given me that advice earlier. It's a bit too late now. Thanks a lot asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624177
No you don't! Space pirates go to space prison! Do you have any idea what they do to you in space prison? They space rape you! That's the worst kind of rape! With tentacles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624178
Sounds like it'd be good for my business. The slavery business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624178
Only if we can rock this school to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624057
I'll only agree to milk her if she is willing to milk me at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624190
Well, what are you waiting for?

Get that sandwich going and then get on your knees.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of outfit would you like me to wear today, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

So who would you say is the least loved monster girls in /mgg/? Centaurs? Lamia's? Dark elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624202
Wh-Whatever you say Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624191
Tell me more about space prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624167
>After about twenty minutes, your sister finally seems to be tapped out
>You've managed to fill the pail damn near to the brim
>You finally fall back on your bed, hands soaked with milk, & a rather ostentatious tent in your crotch
>You expected that to be the end of it, but your sister has other plans
>She turns in her seat & lays down on you
>Her face is very red & her relieved tits are pressed into your chest
>She feathers you with small kisses
>'Mmmm... that felt so good, little brother.'
>oh shit, she has that look in her eye
>'You were so nice to milk me, and I can tell you enjoyed it too.~'
>You feel her hand rubbing on your crotch
>'Maybe you want your big sister to return the favor and milk you now?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624205
Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624106
>There was an explosion in the distance as a few barrels of her prize swill detonated, causing everyone to stop and stare at the smoke cloud that bloomed.
>"What in the name of Sauron?" Gimmy murmured to herself as her underlings began to whisper in confusion and fear, although it took a quick crack of the whip to get them back to work.
>"Liven up you lot!" she shouted as she lashed out again, smacking one of her shield bearing girls on her particularly plump behind "Somethings going on and I want you all at the ready...unless you want some quality time with me~"
>That put some pep in their step, the girls running to their posts while a few of the more "trained" slaves actually moved closer towards her.
>"Such naughty boys!" she laughed as she pushed one to the ground, her booted foot resting on his chest "You can't even hold back can you? Ahn~ I can hear the screams already!"
>And she could...although it was more of a yell.
>Actually, is it getting louder?
>From atop one of the towers, a figure in dirty, worn leather and wearing a green cloak appeared, a loud, unending shout ringing as he plunged to the earth, three screaming, loli archer P'Orcs gripping him as he leapt.
>"Well now," Gimmy thought as the human landed with a thump, licking her plump lips in excitement "I'm looking forward adding him to the Ranger to my pens!"
> - - - -
>"H-how was I supposed to know the barrel would explode!?" Celes shouted as you rose from the dirt, shaking off the panicking loli P'Orcs clinging to you after you'd sprinted through them. "S-seriously, how am I supposed to know their swill would do that?"
>You told her that it was nothing to worry about, although she grumbled the empty comfort, as you would've had to break stealth eventually anyways.
>A loud snap brought you back to reality as the thick leather of the whip flew towards your face, just barely letting it whiz by your cheek instead of striking it full on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624205
The ones we must not mention, for they are the heralds of the storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624210
All the guards are mean and horny! They sometimes take prisoners in for "interrogation" and molest them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624162
She's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624213
>adding him to the Ranger to my pens
Please, you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624205

Sea Slimes have plenty going against them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624221
Just caught it, this is what happen when I write before bed.
I'll fix it for the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright... Here comes the first elf!

>"Good morning, human-san. Are you here to visit the orcs too?"

This knife-ear might not seem too threatening, but watch out! Who knows what sort of flowers are those of what purpose does she intent to give them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624178
>writing stopped due to being popular with foreigners
Why do baka gaijins have to ruin everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624225
Like what? That the only guy who writes about them doesn't?
>>13624227
Must put wreathe on girl. Can't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624228
Are you serious? That's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624227
I cast [Paralyze].

[Anonymous No.]

>"I have come Anon! Don't bother getting up, once I'm done serenading you you'll be on your knees begging to eat out my pussy! I've come to sing onto you the song of my people! Here it goes! Bee boo boo bop boo boo beep."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624236
>"Legitimately kill yourself"

And then Grapesnake was kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624227
[x] remove the bandages

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624211
He best take her up on that offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624227
[x] Tender loving and healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624236
please stop doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624227
I'm going to take those flowers, put them around my neck then I'll sit down with her and have a nice conversation!

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls bullying monstergirls bullying men

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624205
ushit-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624253
Monster Girls rocking boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haypxj24_Uw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624238
Why are you bullying her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624247
I doubt PsychoFox will even listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624236
Didn't your mother tell you not to bully the homeless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624205
Matango is the most reviled monster girl because of 'mushroom men'.

>>13624256
Are you serious? At least three people chose ushi-oni in the '10 favorite monster girls' we ded moments ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624265
Is PsychoFox the new Bob? Who is he anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624211
>Your mind is screaming at you to not do this, but your dick is in the driver's seat now
>She glides down off of you, kneeling at the foot of your bed
>She slides your shorts and boxers down around your ankles, freeing your rigid member
>'Oh, my. Brother's is so big.~'
>You blush a bit at your sister of all people complementing your cock
>She brings her mouth to your dick, cradling it in her hands
>Her tongue begins to explore your rigid shaft, running over every vein, teasing the head & sending shivers down you
>Then she wraps her mouth around you, taking you to the hilt in one breath
>The warm, moist hole begins to slide around your cock as she goes to work, making rather lewd sucking noises
>Her tongue continues to work along the bottom of your shaft
>Her hand massages your balls as she works, urging them to release as much as possible
>Her big brown eyes are locked with yours, never breaking contact as her head bobs up and down
>It's too much to bear as you approach your limit
>Your hand grabs her head, pushing her onto your shaft as deep as possible
>You hips give a few final thrusts to finish the job & you go over the edge
>You cum deep at the back of her throat, and she swallows each jet eagerly
>Once your orgasm finishes, she finally releases your cock from her mouth
>'Oh my. you came so much for me.'
>She hefts her tits at you, still coated in milk
>'But maybe you'd give more if your dear sister milked you with these?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624205
>That pic
Any monstergirl would become the qtest instantly if they wore those clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

A siren and a gandhavra get into a rock off. How many people get laid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624227
>>13624239
After doing just that, the elf turns red as a tomato and runs away to her home, to perform who knows what nefarious purpose.

>>13624233
You paralyzed the elf! Even if she can't move you can see fear in her eyes as she lays unmoving until someone takes her away.

>>13624245
>>13624252
You have fallen for the elf!
After some time, she convinces you to to go to her her home and you comply to follower. Who knows what dreadful end awaits you now that the elf has cast her spell on you. The orcs are somewhat disappointing in you but they don't really care. They are a very laidback sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624287
Everyone expect Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624289
>After doing just that, the elf turns red as a tomato and runs away to her home, to perform who knows what nefarious purpose.
I follow the elf home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624289
Wheres a Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624287
Hopefully me, if I'm one of the groupies allowed backstage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624231
You turn the elf red beet, too, like >>13624289

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624261
She bullied me first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624289
>dreadful end

More like a nice peaceful life with my new elf friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624289
>she lays unmoving until someone takes her away
Great, she and I will go on a non-consensual quest called: Solve the mystery of my dark basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624297
Let her go, I came here to bro down with the Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624289
Now that she's paralyzed, I'm gonna take her away and turn her into the perfect slave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624300
She bullies you because she loves you though and wants you to lick her pussy and ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624265
It not me faggot, seriously, quit being such a butthurt little douche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624313
Nah, she's a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

You are new field agent to the Monster Girl Containment Forces, a monster girl friendly group financed by the government to bring down rogue monster girls, seek co-operation between humans and monster girls, and stopping the actions of paladins.

You are assigned to two monster girl partners:
Veteran field agent who's your mentor:
Rookie field agent like you:

To help you go toe-to-toe with the most powerful monster girls and paladins the MGCF has given you a combat glove that generates a random power for you: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Who are the agents you work with in the field? What is your power? And if you can only save one of your partners who do you save?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624223
What if I want to breastfeed a Holstaurus? Also I'm a man.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to blow raspberries on a little Ushi's belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>Molecular Inhibition
>The power to halt the movement of molecules, causing them to lose their energy and crystallize, encapsulating objects in ice
Screw that, I'm becoming a bounty hunter/mercenary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624325
Buy breast pumps. Wear them constantly for a month or so and you will start lactating. Hormone supplements will help too.

[Anonymous No.]

This is terrible! A single knife-ear and so many Anons fave fallen prey of the elven menace... Watch out, here comes another one!

>"Oh! Hello! Are you a human? I've don't see many of you around here..."
>"Well, it was nice, but I really have to go with those orcs!"

It's a dark elf! Beware it's knowledge of the dark arts and kinky bondage!
Who knows what thing she could be hiding under that weird-ass outfit of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play Crystal Chronicles with a Wurm and her Jabberwock friend?
Who would you get as the fourth player?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624332
Grab her by the tie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624332
The Orcs and I draw straws, whomsoever loses is used by her to demonstrate what she wants to do to the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624213
>"Such a nice toy~" a seductive voice sang as a voluptuous P'Orc in tight leather pulled the whip back, a hungry looking smile on her face "I hope you don't break like all the rest~"
>Well, that saves you the trouble of finding the captain, although you wouldn't have minded watching her a little longer.
>Damn that ass put even Cele's to shame.
>What was also a shame was the fact that a few outsider's had joined the fray, the captain's soldiers lining up to beside her.
>"Well, this is troubling," your ethereal companion murmured as she watched the horde gather "but I imagine you've got this."
>A quick check behind you showed even more girl's had lined up behind you, enclosing you in a ring of P'Orc flesh.
>Yeah...you got this.
>With a roar the girls ran towards you as one, only their captain remaining behind to watch the fray.
>So, surrounded on all sides by beautiful women who were rushing towards you, you did the only thing you could.
>Run towards them.
>The first P'Orc soldier who met you could only curse her luck as you ran towards her and flipped over the unfortunate monster girl, launching yourself into the air.
>The charge faltered as the entire contingent stopped to watch you flight with mouths wide open.
>It also meant that they were able to watch you crash onto the ground as Gimmy wrapped your leg up in her whip and pulled you down to earth, giggling as she did.
>"So athletic," cooed as a boot was placed on your chest, "I'll need to keep that in mind when I have my way with you."
>Her haughty laugh was cut short was you swept the leg and brought her down to your level. A shame there was no time to make use of it though, as the rest of her girls were making their way to you.
>A crude blade hacked at you but missed as you rolled to the side, giving you the time needed to leap up and give her bottom a spank, sending her squealing to the ground.
>Anon girl tried with a spear but was only able to watch as you dodged and gave her breast a squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624332
Take off her hat and ruffle her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624203

>Oh hell. You called out to that Nureonago and now she's following you everywhere.
>The rain cleared after that too and now things are especially hot out
>It's taking a toll on you
>She's calling your name from behind but you don't stop
>You eventually collapse from exhaustion
>When you come to you're in the shade somewhere
>There's a very nice and cool sensation all around you
>Then you notice you're submerged in the Nureonago's body
>She's carefully massaging your entire body which feels really good and makes you sigh out contently
>"Oh husband you're too reckless. Running so hard in this heat isn't good for you"
>"And your clothes are soaked in sweat! I'll have to clean those later."
>You move and try to get out but she gently pulls you back in
>"You shouldn't strain yourself. Just relax."
>She gathered your discarded clothes and carried you back to your home, you still being stuck in her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>Energy infusion
>The power to infuse energy into objects, beings, or powers.
>Beings or powers.
Superior would be a Baphomet, rookie would be familiar with tiger form hopefully, and I'd work to power up their magic and be the close combat specialist. I doubt much could survive being infused with 5000 degrees of heat that isn't a dragon.
And I'd save the familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624277
She leans up over your waist, pressing her chest into your crotch
>Her milky tits rub along your still sensitive member, coaxing him to get hard again
>And it's not long before your little trooper is at attention once again
>Your sister slathers the splashes of milk across her tits, lubing them up for you
>She takes her chest in her hands, wrapping the soft, warm flesh around you
>Your tip barely pokes out the top of her bust
>Slowly, her tits glide up along your shaft, engulfing it in their warm, pillowy bliss
>Then they crash down into your groin, the sensation & weight of her flesh around you drowning you in pleasure
>Again and again she goes, her breasts pumping your cock for all it could
>'Do you like it borther? The feeling of fucking your sister's tits?'
>You can't do anything but moan in response
>Her tongue now gets in on the action, teasing your head whenever it breaks through her bosom
>Her tempo begins to pick up, and soon you're at the point of your second orgasm
>'Sis, I-I'm gonna-'
>With one final push, your cock breaches her tits & your balls empty themselves
>Several ropes of cum splash on her tits before her mouth clamps down around your head, swallowing the rest
>Once you've been spent again she releases you, lapping the stray cum off her cleavage
>'That was so much. You must really love your sister.~'
>She slides up onto the bed, straddling your waist
>'Now how about something to make us both feel good?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624332
I grab her hand and tell her that she can't run out of my life just yet, as I have to know more about her! Her gorgeous complexion, lovely eyes, and alluring hair, I simply can't allow the best thing in my life to just run past me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624275
A faggot and a liar with a very big ego from the IRC. He used to be called commercial-anon on the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>Mentor
Inari
>Rookie
Dark Angel

>Power
Psychic Constructs

I'm pretty fuckin pleased with that. Come at me Orderfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624332
Bondage you say? It's to the slave cages with her then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624334
>Crystal Chronicles
>N64 Controller
So is NEET Jabberwock gonna break the news to Wurm or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624343
Yes, love the cow. Love it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624341
That...doesn't sound unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624339
This is better than SoM was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>fighting against paladins
I'm confused as to how this world you've just created works. Paladins are meant to protect humans against dangerous monsters, so your organization is essentially the Paladins, only they accept a few monster warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>What is your Power
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Solar_Waves
>I literally have the power of the sun in my hands
Niiiice.
>Who are the agents you work with in the field?
Let me just roll for that.
>Veteran Elf
>Rookie Youko
So a seasoned Archer and a fresh Spellcaster.
I'd probably shack up with the Youko.
>And if you can only save one of your partners who do you save?
If it's from enemies, I don't have to choose. Omnidirectional Solar Waves bitch.
But if it's from a fall or something, I'd choose the Youko, if only because her spells could probably allow her to save the Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624351
She's just moving it! Don't hurt Wurm's feelings!
Also Selkies only, anything else is complete shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624348
This is the biggest butthurt faggot ever.
He tries to make pschofox out to be some evil person who is out to get him , and then tries to get people to think he is a victim , just ignore him.
Sad part is he doesn't realize people just don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323

Got lucky.

>Magneto-Gravitation Manipulation.
>The ability to manipulate magnetic forces in conjunction with gravitational forces in unison. A Combination of Magnetism Manipulation and Gravity Manipulation. Includes Tachyon-bridging, hardlight construction, invisibility, quark manipulation, science-magic ascendancy.

Work with a vampire, wight, and Jinko, because why not. Fuck saving one; become God through Dark Matter Manipulation, gain harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624178

Sure. Lets head down to the pub and brainstorm what to do about the elves over a pint and some wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624341
Is there a way to get rid of a Nureonago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624355
Paladins are terrorists that want nothing more then to grind all monstergirls under their heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624365
with your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624365
I hear nuclear weapons work rather well, problem is cleaning up afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624339
[popcorn munching intensifies]
this is always fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>Size Enhancement
Well I got a great power.

Vetarn agent would be a Cupid, Rookie a Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624341
She immediately acknowledged him as her husband? That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624358
No-one is making you out to be evil, just a faggot. Do you honestly think every post calling you out has been a single person, because that's what we mean by having an ego problem. Also stop being so obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>User with this ability either is or can transform into Peluda ("Shaggy Beast" or "Hairy One"), a dragon or mythical beast that terrorized La Ferté-Bernard, France, in medieval times. It is said to have come from and lived near the Huisne river near the town.

>Depending on the account, it had either an ox-sized porcupine-like body or a mess of green hair-like projections hanging from its body that were actually stinger-tipped tentacles which could erect into quills and have these poisonous stingers that it could also shoot off its body, a snake's scaly neck, head, and tail, large, tortoise-like feet, and a green color.

No, I am the monster.

Partners are veteran Lizardgirl and Rookie Lamia. Save the Rookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623624
wonderful. simply wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624365

>Get a Nureonago to follow you around on the last day of your trip to Zipangu
>You managed to lose her and get back on your plane.
>You rest a bit easier with her not following you
>Back at home some days later you get a package
>But you didn't order anything
>You cautiously open it
>And are immediately pulled into a warm slimy hug the second the box opens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624370
Monstergirls kind of want to enslave humanity in general, so I don't see how they're any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624391
No, they want to love humanity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
Superpowers are sissy shit. Give me an exoskeleton and a steel pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624378

Yeah that's what they do if you respond to their smile with your own

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>Wurm
>Dark Valkyrie
>Transcendent Science
>The user can manipulate and understand a level of science and knowledge that only god like beings possess. Divine science allows the user to achieve nearly limitless and impossible results due to been so advanced and complex that only higher beings can understand, most users of this use that type of science to enhance or bestow other with almighty powers like bend the laws of physics, create universes and warp realities those same feats are beyond the most advanced form of science.
I do the impossible and make the Wurm smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624391
The want to save us from ourselves and increase the overall quality of life. Humans don't give a shit what happens to "others" as long as they profit. Look at history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624394
>needing a exoskeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624382
Yes, it is one person, and how do you know its just one person calling you out as well?

I wasn't even online the other night and someone smacked you down then.

So stop being a little douchy faggot and try to drag me into drama in the thread from IRC.

It is ALWAYS you that brings up my name,or others from said IRC in here, no one else, just you, a spineless little shit who thinks i give a rats ass about what you think.
You are not that important, you never will be and deal with the fact people hate your guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624404
>You are this mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624393
Thing is, Paladins in fiction have always been warriors of light who protect the weak and fight evil. The exact same thing the scenario was talking about.

Only in this scenario they also attack other paladins, making it sound like this organization are a bunch of crazies. I really hate what the threadcanon has done to paladins. God help any of you who try and play an RPG/tabletop from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624339
>The flow was building as you groped and teased your way through the girls, squeezing bottoms, groping breasts, and sneaking in kisses that caused the girl's to overheat and faint. This was your home, a battle field where you could tempt and harass to your heart's content.
>You heard the crack and leapt over a P'Orc archer who's ears where getting rubbed, flying out of the way as Gimmy's weapon lashed out again, striking the poor creature in the chest and leaving a red mark across her breasts.
>There was a squeal and a twitch as the sensation of pain and pleasure overloaded the poor creature, sending her down as a sopping mess.
>"Stand still Ranger~" that call came again, another lash coming your way, barely dodged by a roll "It'll be so much better if you do."
>You doubted that and sprinted towards her with a hand at the ready.
>It was at this point Gimmy realized something, whips, while nice when the enemy is a ways away, are functionally useless in close range.
>Her sweeping fist was clumsy and inaccurate, making it a trivial thing for you to block and counter, your hand giving her chest a smack that was hard enough to leave a pink hand print.
>It was also hard enough to let you know that the girl enjoyed receiving pain as much as she loved to give it.
>"A-ahn~ T-trying to tease me Ranger?" she replied as one of her soldiers charged in with another sword, a strike that was easily dodged and answered with a deep kiss that caused her to run away with cheeks as red as a cherry "It'll just make your punishment that much harder!"
>She tried to strike again but you were so close that it didn't matter, your hand's grabbing the leather cord, palms stinging, and yanking it forward pulling her off balance so that she landed chest down.
>This was the moment you were waiting for, charging forward, after giving another soldier a hair ruffle that made her blush, and pouncing upon the fallen captain's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624112
truly incomprehensible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624399
You madman! You'll kill us all! Next think you'll be making oomukades the rapetrains they were meant to be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624404
Look at all this projecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624404
>thinks i give a rats ass about what you think.
>types a long response
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624410
Just try and stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624415
Well, all I got is making anything into a lightsaber and boosting magic spells so I guess I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
>Who are the agents you work with in the field?
My partner salamander and my master valkyrie.

>What is your power?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Faithifery
LITERALLY SPIRAL POWER

>And if you can only save one of your partners
Save only one of my partners? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? MY DICK IS THE DICK THAT WILL PIERCE THE PUSSIES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624404
>the paranoid idiot probably thinks the responses are all one samefag too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624414
Its copy paste, it was posted in the irc a while ago, lulz

[Anonymous No.]

I dislike rape train monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624404
Can confirm what this anon is saying. It's obvious it's InariKitsune shitposting PsychoFox/CommercialAnon because whenever another namefag argues with him in chat -- like clockwork -- the next few days an anon always tells [namefag] to fuck off whenever he posts in the thread. And for many people it's only when they tell off or argue with Inarikitsune, so it's too much of a coincidence to be random hate.

It's not like anyone except InariKitsune has a reason to hate him so much. I mean, all that psychofox/commercialanon does is write MGC City Administaration stuff and "Pick one of the following Waifus or MysteryBox (TM)" games. It's not like he's posting futa, NTR, or trolling or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624417
I'm going to dismantle threadcanon so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624423

Yeah I'd rather be smooth-talked by one of my favorite kinds of MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624418
Simon couldn't save Nia.
>>13624423
Faaaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624423
What about choo choo monsters that are only moderately dominant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624400
Monstergirls have the ulterior motive of wanting spirit energy. Its not a good or charitable thing, they only do it to stop their personal power packs from damaging each other.

They make for a great fap, but fuck their idea of a "perfect world"

[Anonymous No.]

>all this shitposting and arguing starting up again
Oh whatever, I'll just go rest my head in the lap of the missionary who broke into my house and pretend everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624430
Only if she wears a conductors hat.

ONLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624429
He just didn't believe hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624343
>You mind tries to push through the haze, begging you to stop
>Blowjobs and paizuri were one thing, but to actually-
>This was crossing so many different lines
>'C'mon now, little brother.'
>'Wouldn't you rather have your first time be with someone you love?'
>'And don't you want to feel every last inch of your dear sister's body?'
>'All the different ways we can make each other feel good.~'
>She's been grinding her crotch into yours as she talked, her soaked panties rubbing your sore member
>And it's not long before your ready for round three
>'I'll take that as a yes. You love your sister so much, don't you?'
>She pulls aside her panties, revealing her glistening pussy
>Her hand takes hold of your cock, guiding it to her entrance
>She teases the head around her lips, enjoying the sensation of you two touching before carefully inserting your tip
>Slowly her hips glide down, taking you into her inch by excruciating inch
>Finally your hips meet hers as you bottom out in her
>'Ahhn.~ My little brother's filling me up so much.'
>Her hips begin to rock back & forth, her plush thighs grind on your crotch
>She begins to rise up off of you, pulling up just as slowly as she went down at first
>The walls of her pussy grip your cock as she rises, trying to hold you as deep in her for as long as possible
Then her plump hips & ass crash back down on your groin
>Sending ripples through them and bouncing her tits around
>She does this again. And again. And again. With each rise she picks up the pace until she's riding you harder than a mechanical bull
>Your hands grab hold of her meaty thighs, pulling her down harder with each thrust, trying to reach as deep as possible into her
>She's moaning uncontrollably now, wearing the lewdest face ever while fucking her little brother

[InariKitsune !OXxtJH6aTc No.]

>>13624424
Don't bring me into this you prick, I ain't said shit. You're the only butthurt faggot here Psycho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624429
>Simon couldn't save Nia.
He could, he just didn't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624390
"WHAT TH-GHRBLRGBLRPRGLR"
>And then I became a married man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624434
And I'll try and write something. Better than reading all this junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624129
>(apparently all holstaurs shop at the same store)
That's actually probably true, when their tits and ass get that big normal clothing wouldn't fit them any more. It would make sense for their to be a healthy monster girls clothing store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624432
But it benefits everyone. The humans live in a safe world and have monstergirls that love them very much, and the monstergirls get their men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624445
I was going to, but now I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624441
>He still has the trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624441
Jesus, isn't it really early in bongland? Because I hear you're a brit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624450
Alp please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624439
Will you pastebin this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624452
>liquid lives on through this trip!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624455
You can't prove it's me, fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624334
>Crystal Chronicals
first in line to beg to join in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624456
Yeah. It's just going slow because I'm free-writing this. Normally I have this crap pre-written before posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624448
A world in which humanity gets no say. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624441
Calm down Abdul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624441
>Still so narcissistic that he thinks only a single person could hate him, despite how often he argues with multiple people.

Yup, it's Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>Night thread is better they said, you can actually have a conversation they said!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624459
And you can't tell why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624463
Where are you getting that from? Monsters come in, help tame humanity's self destructive nature, and after a while they can both live in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624469
Nobody can, and do you know why? Because kids fucking hate it, that's why!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624466
That describes both Inari and Fox - they're a match made in hell. Now watch them both accuse me of being the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624402
>Needing superpowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624474
This.

I didn't think two faggots of this magnitude could even exist in the same universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624471
How does humanity survive a generation? The monsters remove the human women and only give birth to other monsters, Incubi don't count as human so it only brings about extinction.

Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster respect a man's wish to marry a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624483
Depends on the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624474
Psychofox and inari should just fuck already, they're both narcissistic assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624483
I don't see why not?
Its not like she wants to take a man by force knowing he loves another woman. I really don't see race being an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624483

Probably not.

If your waifu died to some means that not even a Lich could help with and she told you to go and find love again what would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW waiting on the results of that Dark Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624462
Fuck yes, gonna need this later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624483
They would not like that a man was getting stolen away by worst girl, but I guess they could find someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624491

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624336
>>13624340
Your quick thinking has left her distracted!
>"W-What are you doing, human?! S-Sto-Stop that!"

>>13624338
>"Wh-What are you suggesting?! Don't be ridiculous! As if I wanted you fat, tasty cocks going in and out of me, raping my womb!"

It's working keep doing that!


>>13624344
Your false display of affection has left her astonished. In fact, she looks petrified.
I think you broke her.

>>13624350
You use her temporary paralysis and put her in a cage for the slaver to take away.

The elf is dealt with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624482
Why would they remove the human women if monsters couldn't birth sons? Certainly they would work out a deal, like having the men impregnate a few humans before he marries a monster or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624503
>S-Sto-Stop that!"

Never!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624483
Better question:
Would you respect that a succubus/angel/etc. cut off their wings/horns/claws to become more human so that you might love them instead?

[InariKitsune No.]

I'm thinking of doing some writing guys, so what do you want?

A human girl turning into a succubus or an old man turning into a sex young alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624507
>cut off their wings/horns/claws
please no, that is fuck up and probably painful for the MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624507
Not him...
I would respect it but that would just creep me away from her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624507
I'd more likely be horrified. The only amputee monster girl I want is living doll, and only temporarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624503
>false display of affection
But it's genuine! She'd lovely, wonderful! I want to know her better, and take long walks on the beach, help her try on dresses, cook her food, and watch the sunset while we talk about our personal problems, feelings, and dreams together! I'll do whatever it takes to get her to grace me with her presence, anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624408
>"W-what are you doing pet?" she called at you, her voice as certain as ever "G-getting a peak at the perfect behind I'll be having you worship?"
>Oh, you were going to enjoy this.
>Both arms rose as one before coming down to slap that bouncy behind of her's. Each impact causing a loud 'smack' to sound out and causing an angry red hand print to be left in its wake.
>Each slap, each smack, each spank left a physical mark of your attention, along with those passionate moans of Gimmy's
>They were primal, ecstatic moans she let slip as her wire's registered the pain as the greatest of pleasures. Moan's so happy, so magnificent that her underlings couldn't bring themselves to approach.
>"D-do you think this is a-all I can take?" the voluptuous slaver said, stammering every time you struck, "I-I doubt someone like y-you could e-even come a tenth to p-pleasing me."
>Those moans said otherwise but the challenge was raised. Luckily for you, there happened to be just such a thing to help you in this endeavor.
>Grabbing the whip, you began to tie the poor P'Orc's arms and legs together, binding her up as her girls watched, too enthralled to act.
>Her arms were bent back and her legs up towards her spine so that she rested upon her belly, the whip tied up like a christmas bow, enough to be uncomfortable but not enough to cause outright pain.
>"W-what are you doing you brute?" Gimmy's reply came, her voice more eager than fearful "Tying me up so you can have your way with me? How savage~"
>Dammit, she was still taunting you, well...lets see her taunt this!
>You almost ripped those letter bottoms from her, the garments coming away drenched in her want and need, a sweltering heat coming off of the slaver's entrance.
>Well, no need to keep her waiting is there?
>With a singe thrust you entered her, causing her to moan in pleasure and try to separate her arms and legs, limbs bound so tightly that they barely moved.
must finish before crash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624509
Option 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624509
LIQUIIID!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624474
>>13624481

So I know people hate Inari because he keeps dragging IRC drama in here, but what's with PsychoFox hate? While I don't browse the threads every day, I thought all he did was the "choose-a-waifu-or-mystery-box" games and MGC Administration little writing things. Given he creates small amounts of OC and doesn't just stir up drama when posting, I don't see why people hate him like they do Inari. I don't browse the thread every day, though; did he do something I missed, giving people a valid reason to hate him like Inari, or Inari just sockpuppeting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624503
>"W-What are you doing, human?! S-Sto-Stop that!"
I pull her by the tie and kiss her, then take her to the dungeons for "interrogation".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624507
I'd be horrified to no end. I'd like them better when they had everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624507
I wonder if a world with monstergirls would have plastic surgery procedures dedicated making MG's look more human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624509
How old are we talking about
This might be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624514
>>13624513
>>13624510
Then how about a mermaid/lamia who traded away her tail for legs that only cause her to hurt when she stands or walks on them?
At this point, I should probably quit while I'm ahead.
But ahead at what, exactly...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624519
>I thought all he did was the "choose-a-waifu-or-mystery-box" games and MGC Administration little writing things.
He does. And while they can be nice, they can also be pretty monotonous. Little bland from time to time.

He also gets flack for posting old pictures for no reason. No discussion or topic attached often times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624519
I think it had to do with spamming fox images with a line of dialogue. And I mean 10 in a row. Not sure if that's what it is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624519
PsychoFox also spams fox pictures along with a buddy.

Although, how one would "miss" that is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624509
Neither,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624523
It would be like reverse this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624525
>>13624525
>a mermaid/lamia who traded away her tail
EIGHT LEGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624525
So, she's a human cripple now? Probably pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624532
A jewfin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624519
>or Inari just sockpuppeting?

Dead on the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624418
http://i.imgur.com/Hieilyb.jpg
Sorry, I had to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624525
fucking ntr fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624537
>everything is samefagging and sockpuppets
Classic PsychoFox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
>Mine is the dick that shall pierce the heavens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624439
>The tits are bouncing around almost hypnotically, drops of milk flicking off her nipples
>You can't control yourself as you sit up into her chest, taking one of her nipples into her mouth
>You begin to suckle at her tit like an infant
>Even after all the milk you had gotten before, she still has more to give
>You swallow each warm, sweet mouthful eagerly
>The combination of your cock drilling into her & your mouth milking her is too much for your dear holstaur sibling
>She pulls your head deep into her chest & cries out as her orgasm takes her
>Her walls tighten around you, hungrily trying to claim your seed
>The vice-like tightness spurs you to thrust even harder, deep into her womb
>And with one final push you go balls deep into her pussy,cumming for the third time into your sister
>Your semen erupts into her womb, plastering the walls a pearly white
>The two of you collapse onto the bed, finally spent
>Your sister holds you close, pressing her chest into you as she nuzzles your face
>'I love you, little brother,' she whispers into your ear
>Nothing else is said as you both are content to just spend some time basking in the afterglow
>Your parents never found out about your little romp with your sister, or at least your dad didn't know
>He just took all the time you two spent together as you finally being a real brother and sister
>The way your mom kept pushing your sister to be around you, to go to you for any help with 'milking problems'... it was safe to say she knew
>Whenever your parents left the house for a while, she'd encourage you two to 'stay safe and have fun'
>And your sister would always conveniently 'forget' about her milkings whenever your parents started planning a trip so that you could 'help' her
>Thank God for all the milk she was giving you, though
>Your bones needed to be like steel with how she rode you
>Too bad you couldn't give your bedframe a bit of extra calcium...
>END

And I'll have it to pastebin in a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
Oh, Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
Wait, Loen?

[Anonymous No.]

Ya'll better check this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
Loen, please, don't ever stop being based.

seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624545
Personally I'd prefer "Mine is the dick that shall pierce her hymen", but that's just me being a romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624557
Oh, hell, its a pic with a single line of text , it must be psychofox again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
How can one man be so based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624545
>You will never penetrate queen Genome with your core drill and blow your energy inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624519
You mean besides the fact the threads can span upwards of 4000 posts and hundreds of images each? Unless they're pretty huge image dumps, they might be buried enough for people like me not to notice them.


>>13624528

So basically, the image-dumping thing is a legitimate complaint, and the "OMG, he has a super-massive ego" thing is probably just Inari sockpuppeting? While I don't like to pick sides, it's really quite hard to believe such claims when he posts all his work as anonymous and hasn't used a trip in months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624561
You say that like they're different things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624557
Yeah, that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624557
Unf. What a shame it is that Lamia Shantae isn't a transformation in the upcoming game...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
Can you draw MGK Lich and her Elf-Wight nee-san in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
superwurm's partner/rival/sempai/onii-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624579

There is that slime enemy though so it's not all bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624541
Would it be too much to ask if I asked you to draw Junko smoking in a cardboard box that said "to a good home, please take care of me"?

[InariKitsune No.]

>>13624517
>>13624524
How about dirty old man who alps to currupt a human girl to /u/ her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624570
The ego thing is mostly how he acts on the IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624551
And here we go:
http://pastebin.com/w7NYzz8E

Been wanting to do a holstaur bit for a while. Pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624589
>Western art from that website that I like
There are gems in that cesspool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624591
You're shaping up nicely into a mighty writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/126483994

Jitsu Wa 81 here. Enjoy guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624597
I thought it had been dropped? Oh well. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624591
Oh hey, it's you! Fantastic stuff mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624597
Stupid MC, get to dumpire lovin' already.

Anyways, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624596
>>13624599
I don't know if I'm that good. I just like to write is all. There's probably other writers here who are way better.

Hopefully I don't fall flat on my face with this vampire idea I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624598

Nope. It was never going to be dropped, just transitioned over to FwPA. The move happened more abruptly than some would have liked, but it doesn't matter now. We have no plans to drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624610
Sure there are people better than you, but I'm trying to encourage you too keep going because we need you types. People who like to write.
>>13624611
That's nice to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624580
>MGK Lich and her Elf-Wight nee-san
I like that, okay.
>>13624581
What about archenemy? Who will be the evil mastermind?
>>13624584
Sounds nice. But all of these will have to wait, already have a pile of stuff to lineart/color.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hell I need to back to finishing my write stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624516
>Your thrusts were savage and fierce while your hands gripped her bottom as tight as you could to give you a grip and give her that pain she so wanted.
>Not that her rear wasn't stinging already, you'd been slapping them so hard and so often that the skin had become a brilliant scarlet.
>All of this combined to drive the sadomasochist into a pleasure the likes of which she'd never experienced before, her hips bucking, her tongue lolling out, and her eyes rolling back as your assault fried her.
>"K-keep going Ranger!" she screamed, muscles twitching and her insides clutching at you as she tried to milk you for all you're worth. "Harder! Faster! Make me SQUEAAAAAL!"
>She hungered for the pain, lusted for each impact, and loved every sensation and wet sound that came with your thrusts.
>Her walls wiggled and clutched at you as they began to spasm erratically, a sign of her coming end. Not that yours wasn't too far behind, your hard member twitching as it begged to fill her up..
>"G-go on pet," she called as her womanhood clamped down on you, "let go, give in!"
>Even at the end she wanted to be in charge, commanding you to empty just as her climax came with a rippling inside her.
>It was almost enough to push you over the edge there, her velvet voice begging, pleading, commanding, and demanding you to give in and fill her to the brim with your essence.
>But you are made of far sterner stuff than that, if something as little as her telling you to cum made you...well...cum then you wouldn't have lasted as long as you have.
>Instead you were the one who commanded her, leaning forward so her legs bent further and your breath tickled her ears, insidious whispers slipping out from your lips as you told her to just give in and scream, letting out all that pleasure she had.
>It worked, her rapid panting ending in an earsplitting scream of joy as her orgasm took hold, body tightening as pleasure coursed through her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624619
>I like that, okay.
Thanks! Sorry for bugging you so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624591
>>13624610
Keep up the good work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624610
>I just like to write is all.
In my experience, people like you make the best writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624623
And I need to start this stuff I want to write. We should both get to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624619
>evil mastermind
Like The Milkman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624585
o u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624631
NTR one, Psychonauts one, or one obsessed with plump lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624635
The last one, the only one associated with MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624619
>who will be the evil mastermind?
I thought top hat/white mask anon was trying to have that covered. Besides, the talk of gurren lagann and similarity of the pic immediately makes me think he's a hero. He should be some sort of mentor...
who betrays superwurm and really was the evil mastermind all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624629

Yes! I wrote a few green texts that some people liked but no more procrastinating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624640
Good, because a man's wife is his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624647
Bane please go.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be the best to tickle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624595
I'd have a higher opinion of Sakimichan if they didn't slap watermarks all over the everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624653
Jinko or Hellhound. Dragon maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624653
Wurm.
Undisputed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624619
The evil mastermind and archenemy to Super Wurm is... Nega Jinko, the personification of the unchosen Tigers, with the power to claim any man she wants
Or maybe the Holst who wants to take over the world using The Power of Friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624654
Yeah, they strike me as a bit of a sellout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624653
Jinko, dormouse, hellhound, kunoichi, probably others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624507
Respect is a bad word for it. I would tenderly heal her though, if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624653
I want to tickle a mouse and make her squeak so loud I have to gag her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624507
Better question

Would you support your monstergirl daughteru wanting to undergo extreme surgery to become a human girl so that she can be with her boyfriend, who is an all around nice guy, but hates monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624665
Please sir, have mercy sir!

[Anonymous No.]

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=nursing_handjob
I found something wonderful today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624669
Fuck no. She has no business associating with a faggot like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624669
He's not a nice guy if he can't accept my daughter as she is, so hell no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624675
Well, if you put it that way, I'm just going to be rougher!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624676

best tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624631
>>13624635
Somebody should go through the archive one of these days and pastebin all of our MG legion of doom villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624682
All according to keikaku.
>>13624686
Is Anondalf a hero, a villain, or something beyond good and evil?
And let's not forget the Dragoon Duo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624676
Nigger of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624625
>You weren't farther behind, exploding into her with a shudder as white stained her insides, giving the P'Orc's womb the seed it craved.
>The warm of you only drove her further into an electric dance of ecstasy that gnawed at her until it could take no more, Gimmy slumping forward into unconsciousness as it all proved too much.
>Tired and sticky, you rose from the fallen captain to give her frightened looking minions a happy leer, asking them who was next.
>Never have you seen a P'Orc run that quickly.
>-----
>The slave waited in the dark, the sack cloth hood stifling as she awaited her tormenters.
>It had been a long week since she been captured by the beasts, and since her 'owner' had taken to trying to break her, the whip striking and chains binding her in an attempt to crush her will.
>Still, she'd held on, her will and pride as a ranger letting her hold on in the hopes that rescue came, although the time it took may be too late.
>A door thumped shut and awoke her from her thoughts, hot anger filling her as her tormenters returned.
>"Don't you ever tire of these games?" she spat with all the anger and bile she could manage, which was quite a bit "You beasts will never break me so just do me in before I break out and do you in."
>"I dunno," a new yet familiar voice answered, the deeper tone picking it out as male "I think it would be a waste if I did that."
>"Oh no," she groaned as she felt the sack cloth's bindings were worked at, rough hands undoing the knots "not you...Anyone but you!"
>This crushed her will far more than any of the other tortures had, the prisoner dreading the face that lay beyond that mask.
>And as it fell away, the captured ranger was greeted by the wide, happy grin of Anon, the ex-ranger who she'd seen exiled into this land all those months ago.
>"Hello Hirse," he greeted, acting as if he was meeting an old friend instead of someone who had thrown him to the wolves "enjoying your stay in Mordor?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624676
Too many shotas, but otherwise I'm diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624688
What a cheeky mouse! She'll gat what she came for though. Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624676
I didn't know that was a tag. Thank you, Anon, quality of life slightly improved.

>>13624681
Second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624692
Alrighty, that'll be it for me tonight.
Hope you all enjoyed it.

Stay cool Anon's and don't burn down the thread, it'll make the baby wurms cry.
You don't want to see them cry do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624676
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624693
It is to be expected with that particular tag, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624700
Only with tears of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624688
dickery transcends petty morality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624683
>>13624689
>>13624693
>>13624698
>>13624701
>All these fellows with excellent taste
I'm glad I could share this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624692
The plot thickens! But do the P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624676
I've always just called it the Moossionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls in bike shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624661
>sellout
Well, I would be too for what they make.
$54,000 a month via Patreon? Are they for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624713
I prefer CC monster girls in bike shorts
Especially if they're embarrassed about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624708
Only the well fed ones or the shield ones.
The latter just wants to keep you safe and cuddle you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624713
OLEV_

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624711
That's what we call it, but its good to know what others tag it as so we can find more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624719
I want them to shield me from harm as I handle my spear!

[Anonymous No.]

In an urban environment, would foot-pawed MGs wear shoes? I mean, they'd track a lot of dirt inside if they didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624721
>That's what we call it
Yes, because I came up with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624713
YE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624713
Fuck to the yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624730
Look at her, all smug about it.
Too bag her tail is small and shaggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624723
They will Anon, although the tight confines of the phalanx may cause quite a bit of softness to be pressed up against you.
She'll apologize of course, she's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624725
>tfw you will never have to wash your waifu's paws in the special bath at the front of your house every time the two of you come home
>tfw you will never have to give your lamia waifu a full body-rub down after every time she goes out
>tfw every bath usually leads to sex
fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624729
Well thank you sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624725
I have plenty of friends with dogs or cats. The only time you need to really worry is when they're out somewhere excessively muddy. Otherwise, they can probably just get away with a welcome mat at the door.

Though I always kinda liked the idea of high heel paw-shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624736
I bet it smells like heaven inside a phalanx, all those sweaty P'Orcs in their dirty, well worn leather...
>>13624740
No problemo. Thank Sei Shoujo for making Starless and getting me to fall for that kind of act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624731
>>13624730
Delw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624750
How does she even get into those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624759
One leg at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug an elf nonsexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624763
HAH! Gayyyyyyy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624749
I-it's only dirty because they've been marching!
She'll get washed up as soon as they are back in camp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624763
YOU MONSTER

I want to fuck an elf nonsexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624767
Is that possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624766
Sure she will, because I'll be there to make sure about it! I'll lick and sniff her all over so I'll know what her aroma is like when she's dirty, and then I'll scrub her good with a rough sponge, and then I'll lick and sniff her all over again to make sure there's not even a hint of that old stuffy aroma left!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624763
And I want to stuff an elf chubby so she is perfect for cuddling and so I can watch her walk around in those undersized elvish clothing they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624763
They are too lewd, you'll never succeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624770
Ok Anon, just be aware that she may want to return the favor.
It's only fair after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624763

I want to tease an elfs' ears

[Anonymous No.]

I want to jew a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624774
Well I can't roughly scrub myself all over the same she can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624775
I want to deepthroat them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624768
It is.

http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/a1/2f/a12f896064329da9d5db51d5a4a82982.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to gently and tenderly make love to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624777
Tubby Tanuki's are for tenderly teasing and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624779
I want to have a threesome with two elves and have them deepthroat the other's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624781
I want to cut her braid and use it to tie her wrists.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brush a Kejourous hair with my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624783
I want to teach my elf daughterus the proper technique for deepthroating their mother's ears!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kumiho to nibble on me and teasingly call me emergency rations.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus best friend says she will be your wingwoman but sabotages you at every turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624792
I return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624792
I'm already dense I don't need her help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624763
I want to spend my life non-sexually with a monster girl. We'll cuddle together on the couch watching movies or playing games, we'll get in tickle fight and play wrestle, we'll rub sunscreen on each others bodies, we'll rub lotion on each others bodies when we forget the sunscreen and get sunburned, we'll do fun physical activities together then give each other naked massages when our muscles are sore the next day, we'll bathe together, and every night we'll go to sleep using each other as body pillows. All non-sexually!
Then we'll hit puberty together and fuck each others brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624789
>imagining tied down elf waifu moaning as our twin daughterus lovingly suckle and tease at her beautiful, long ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624800
>Then we'll hit puberty together and fuck each others brains out.

Non-sexually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624792
>Succubutt promises to be your wingman at a nightclub
>She constantly hangs off you, acting really clingy & shooting daggers at any girl who comes close
>Most girls are scared off
>The few who do come up to you are weirded out when she mentions your weird fetishes
>You leave without any girl's number
>She decides to 'comfort' you by fucking your brains out
Jokes on her, I was trying to bang those beautiful blue buttocks of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624808
Then why the charade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624809
for the fun

[Anonymous No.]

I just masturbated 12 times today and my dick hurts like hell

What Monster Girl would help me heal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624742
Huh, been a while since a leona pic got posted. Has .less gotten tired of her too just as with manticores and Laska?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624813
They'd probably all make you worse, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624813
Was it worth it? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624813
Troll. She'll give you a herbal lotion and rub it all over your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624806
Yes.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624817
If I break it I'll end up Alping and they'll never get any from it

It'd be in their best interest to heal me up so they can enjoy long term sustainable cock instead of using up the last bit

>>13624820
ZI didn't mean to, it just kept happening

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live with a kiki non-sexually until she is brimming with sexual frustration!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624837
Thats when you reveal you want her to teach you to be a submissive house husband so you can marry some big strong dragon girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624837
There was a greentext story about this sort of scenario ages ago from the kiki's point of view.

[Anonymous No.]

So what monstergirls do you think we'll see in Bloodstained? It shows a lot of promise, what with having David Hator doing a voice or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624837
does she snap and her east European accent come back full force and she uses the tricks her mother taught to her and rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624837
What happens if a Master never touches his kiki, but never lets her go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624841
She would be extremely disappointied

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624845

An Alraune and a Succubus at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624852
I'm hoping for a Werewolf and a Vampire that isn't Dracula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624837
http://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624851
She's a meido girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624866
For Mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624866
for master

[Anonymous No.]

wanna tenderly love dom dark elves, gonna tenderly love dom dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624875
>>13624876
Was getting caught smelling his underpants a part of her plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624863
>This entire thing
The fucking best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624880
Cwaigie-waigie please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624880
muh nig

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624863
I don't know why but I read the inner monologue in Macho Man Randy Savage's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624841
>>13624844
>>13624846
>>13624847
>>13624863
I'd 'accidentally' forget my towel after I shower.
I'd 'accidentally' trip on her warm body
I'd 'accidentally' walk in on her during her masturbation
I'd 'accidentally' leave my cum for her to 'coincidentally' get
I'd 'accidentally' almost kiss her
I'd give her a ring as a joke for a 'pretend' marriage
I'd hold her hand in a platonic way
I'd practice a play with her in which a master deeply loves his maid
I'd whisper 'I love you' while practicing for the play
I'd never consider her as a sexual person in my eyes
I'd treat her as just a maid
I'd treat her to the best date in her life while holding her hands


I'd marry a nice human girl while still employing her
I'd cry on her shoulders when my wife abuses/leaves me
I'd say to her that she is a good friend

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help a foreign monstergirl learn to live in America

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624897
You get a chocolate Jamaican MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624896
Literally the worst. Kill urself.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Nikola! Its Rom, lets go bowling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624908
BIG AMERICAN COCKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624902
oh, I was thinking about a East European or Central Asian, but that still works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624903
B-But she'll turn yandere for her master and rape me!
That was my plan all along!

[Anonymous No.]

So what does MG Slender do with her victims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624881
Keikaku doori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3vgby7ds9I

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624914
Oh, you know. Slender things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624913
k then, just be sure you take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624866
Every time I see the word Mastah I always think of the minions from Overlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624908
Why every time I read it I have to say it out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624923
Meant to link>>13624875

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624863
>Kikimoras have insane, lewd motivational speakers as their consciences
Thank you for the new headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624897
I want to give a home to an eastern Ukrainian Kikimora refugee and help her adapt to life in the southwest.

Hopefully I can convince her the brown Kiki housekeepers she keeps running into at the supermarket aren't all thieving drug addicts. She nearly stabbed the last one that asked me if I needed maid service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624919
Does she lock them up in a maze and stalk them until they stumble into a room with a huge, soft bed with lots of restraints attached to it?

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to cry on a Kiki's shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624932
Wow I never considered different nationality but same mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624914
Snuu-Snuu Lite™

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624934
Men don't cry. We shed single manly tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624934
She'll tell you to man up since real men don't cry and you can't provide for her and give her daughterus if you're not a real man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624943
>Kikimora
>Caring at all if her master needs a good cry or not.
>Not comforting her master no matter what.
What the fuck is wrong with you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624943
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624938
Well, it's a Slavic monster, but the archetype seems to work well with latina maids too, and we have a shitload of those around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624933
Of course! They say a man who lives through the night isn't even human after she's done with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624941
>>13624943
but what if that one girl you had your eye on harsly rejected you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624931
Kikis having a shouty inner monologue is a relatively old chunk of threadcanon, but a great one.
...and I can never read "kiki" without thinking of that one MTG card "Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker" and headcanoning the clumsiest Kiki. I mean, how else would one earn a title like that?

[Anonymous No.]

How many monstergirls would stuff their bra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624955
Say "Well, shit" and either go drink beer for a few hours or go fishing with friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624957
I don't know, but some Kitsunes definitely pad their mofu bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624957
Cyclops, Oomukade and Alp, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624945
>Not helping her master be less of a faggot
I mean, it really depends on what you are crying about.

If your mom just died, yeah sure, cry it out.

If you're crying about strangers on the internet being mean to you, a waifu who wants you to be a good, dependable man is going to tell you to stop being such a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624956
What if she broke the mirror over some dude's head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624943
>Real men don't cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624956
I want to cuddle Janet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624957
Considering there's an easily available drink out there that can give anyone a set of banging tits and birthing hips, probably not many. They'd have to have a massive inferiority complex about their own monster parts, think they were completely hideous, and not have the self-confidence to try and- Cyclops. A Cyclops would.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda just want a normal Kikimora to date. Nothing crazy or yandere or bipolar. Just Normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624956
Would a Kikimora be okay with their daughters from their master becoming their mothers master servants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624966
As much as I love the movie, it was a very poor and unrealistic depiction of PTSD.
Though to be fair, PTSD wasn't understood as well when the movie was made as it is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624974
Of course, it is one of the highest honors. A truly devoted Kikimora would find great happiness in seeing her little feathery babies follow in her footsteps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624974
Kikimora family relationships are way complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624974
Could you rephrase that in a way less likely to trigger a brain aneurysm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624837
>Kikimora tries everything to get master to fuck her, but he never makes a move
>She tries her best to hide it, but she's reaching the limits of her patience
>One day as she's sweeping up he asks her a question
>"Would it be alright if you cook more on Friday? I have a date coming over and she would like it if we stayed at my place.
>The good little maid nearly snaps her broom in half as she considering gutting herself with it.
>"Oh course. I'm prepare it" sh says, vision growing red
>She leaves the room and cries before deciding on a plan
>Hours later, after eating his inner, master suddenly complained of feeling tired and went off to bed
>The darling, innocent maid waited for the drugs to take hold and sneaked her way to to his room
>Neatly taking off her dress and lacy panties (Which master never noticed) she climbed onto his bed
>She hesitated for a moment, knowing that what she what about to do was wrong, but
she had to do it to keep him
>She carefully undressed him and sat on his chest, her repressed longing for him bubbling to the surface
>She began to grind on chest, leaving a slick trail as she rubbed her scent into him
>As she began to move faster, she whispered to herself. Apologies to her master for acting like a bitch in heat, declarations about how much she loved all of him, his eyes, his caring personality, all those cute little quirks of his, all of it
>These began to be cut in with moans as she worked her way to orgasm, and she repressed her cries as she came on him
>Taking a towel, she wiped up all the evidence, making sure to smell him to make sure her scent was still there
>When she was satiated, she redressed master and planted a quick kiss on his cheek before she picked up her things and went to bed
>The next day, master came home from work with a frown on his face
>"She said the date was off. aid I smelled like a slut, but I took a bath yesterday, so I have no idea what she meant"
>His loving maid just smiled

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624972
What about this Wurm? She says she's a Kikimora and wears maid outfits and feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug the palest elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624983
I want hug the darkest elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624983
What good comes of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624983
Pale skin makes my wee wee hard. Especially when it has that nice milky white look to it, like that one actress who dated Marilyn Manson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624981
What a shitty-ass maid.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Kikimora mothers give their daughter a bottle of sleeping pills as a present before they go out to be someone's maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624991
Shitty-ass master, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624993
Of course, because a well rested maid maid is one that can serve her master better in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624985
More power to you
>>13624986
Hugs are universally good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624977
We live in an era where a woman can claim to have PTSD because people bullied her on Twitter, and that it's every bit as bad as that suffered by military veterans. She can claim this, and actually be supported in it, if only by a minority.

My point being, most people don't know bunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624985
>>13624983
I want to hug every elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624994
Her master is not obliged to give her the dick. She is literally going against her vows of service to him by acting like a selfish slut.

She could just politely ask her master to put his penis inside her. But she has to drug him and rape him in his sleep because that's your fetish, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a succubus while holding her hand and watching a sappy romantic movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625003
But she loves him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625003
>Her master is not obliged to give her the dick
Hah! What a dumb Kiki, she must have forgot to put that in her contract.

>>13625000
True enough, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624792

>Succubus friend decides you need a woman in your life.
>Says she'll be your wingwoman.
>And that she has a plan.
>Odd, considering how every time you try to talk to a girl throughout the night, she finds some way of scaring them off.
>"Ew, what perfume are you wearing?"
>"Flat-chests need not apply."
>"Careful now, he's a REAL pervert! We're talking cuddles and handholding here!"
>You call her out on it a few times, at which point she just winks and gives you a slap on the shoulder.
>"Don't worry, Anon, it's all part of the plan. Have another shot!"
>You go to several more bars that night.
>Half way through, you begin to notice your friend is acting a little... odd.
>But you were pretty wasted by that point, so you didn't give it much thought.
>...That is, until you woke up the next morning, balls-deep in her ancient, primordial demon ancestor, who'd used an illusion spell to look like your friend and trade places with her mid-way through the night.
>Just. As. Planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625007
You sick fuck. What if she goes to the police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625014
dang what a twist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625018
She won't, the cops won't believe her and besides she asked me to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625011
I guess I can also drug you and fuck your ass so good you alp the moment you wake up, and it's perefectly fine because I love you Anon.
No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625025
Well technically she never raped him, she just used him to get herself off and mark herself on him. So you would have to rub your cum into my chest instead. You know, if you want to be fair.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a gazer a hug and then give her a nice meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625036
Gazers are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625052
Fuckin' NNNEEEERRRRRDDDDDDDDDD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625052
yup very cute would marry/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625033
Fine, I'll use your mouth then.
At least this way you'll have the taste for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624962
I was talking about being sad about actual things to be sad about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625062
Do it. Alp me, turn me into your sissy slut then knock me up!

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda wanna fuck a tomboy Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625074
I kinda wanna fuck a tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625075
I kinda wanna fuck a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625076
>>13625074
>>13625075
Do reverse traps work too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625070
>Having flashbacks from that 'intolerably lewd' /a/ thread.
MUH DICK.
I'LL DO IT. PREPARE TO SUCK COCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WHORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625076
I kinda wanna fuck a

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625074
>Tomboy Wight
I feel like we're coming back around to the earlier discussion of high-born girls who act so against the type, that nobody realizes they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625078
Reversetrap monstergirl making you think she is a human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625086
So, straight Alps fucking gay guys straight by pretending to be gay when they aren't but they were?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625086
Why would she do that? So she could spy on you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a pharaoh childhood friend to try to fix my hair after getting gum stuck in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625079
what thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625079
>>13625105
I thought I had the cap.
But I can't find it.

So here's this instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625112
I want to be the healer and the lone male in a party of female adventurers and be forced to relieve their stress after a hard day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623780
The last decent lizardgirl in these threads was the one that was the woman warrior becoming one through courruptive transformation in that one guys idea for the party getting transformed in the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624653
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

A monstergirl of your choosing will agree to be your waifu if you either eat a 6+ pound steak or drink over a gallon's worth of milkshakes without throwing them back up
Can you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna sleep, I will dream of cuddling a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625156
May her tiny awoo snores lull you to slumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
>6+ Pound steak
>Average steak serving is 8 ounces
>16 Ounces = 1 Pound
>12 Normal-sized steaks
That is...a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
You din't specify a time period. I would gladly eat that steak over a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
I'll drink those milkshakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
You neglected to mention the time frame and parameters of this contest, therefore I shall simply drink those milkshakes over the course of a week and laugh at your stupidity! WAHAHAHAA!
>>13625164
Damn, you beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625162
It's going to be a true test of mettle that might likely kill you.
Better waifu a Lich.

>>13625164
Well now there's a time limit.
1 hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
I'll eat it. I've eaten meals that size before, and as long as I don't have to do it quickly, it's fine.
>>13625168
>1 hour
Oh fuck you. I'll still try though.

[Anonymous No.]

Any good MG asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
I don't think either of those is possible for a healthy person. I object to this challenge based on the fact that it gives an unfair advantage to manwhales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625171
You mean sperm whales, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625168
>Well now there's a time limit.
>1 hour.
Fuck your retroactive ass.

I'll melt the steak down, dehydrate it, and eat the porous crust left behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625171
>Manwhales
And we've already got a whining manlet who is complaining about the whole point of the challenge.
Also the ones with an unfair advatage are those skinny Asians.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere childhood friend who starts normal but slowly goes yandere while protecting you from the sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625174
You have a Lich waifu, right? Because that's thinking outside the box!

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Alp to gain a milk addiction like they do in folklore, and sneak onto farms to attack Holstaurs to drink it directly from the tap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625177
Fairy or bust.

I'm willing to go maximum asshat genie for that goal.

I don't care if it takes separating the water from the steak and injecting it into my chest cavity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625014

>Somewhat alarmed at this development, being with a strange woman in a strange place, you carefully attempt to pull yourself out of her and figure out how you got here.
>Immediately her vaginal walls clamp down on your manhood, her powerful spade-tail wraps around your waist and binds your hands to hers and her arms gently loop around your neck as she rolls atop and straddles you in her sleep.
>A silent gasp escapes you as you sink deep into the obsidian flesh of the precursor to all succubi, feeling her potent musculature shifting from the inside as she all but envelopes your body with her own.
>Her generous bosom presses itself into your chest as her mouth gently makes it's way up your collar-bone and the side of your neck, kissing, sucking and mumbling things in a forgotten tongue your mortal soul was never meant to hear, before her lips find yours and silence the primeval scream building in your throat as you find yourself locked in battle trying to repel her invading tongue with your own.
>Incidentally, that's when she stops merely grinding her hips against yours and begins to thrust herself against you with ever-increasing tempo, causing waves of pleasure and primordial terror to war inside of you.
>Sensation overwhelms you as you drown in her touch, her scent and her taste until climax surges through you like electricity, making you groan into her kiss as her sopping womanhood undulates and sucks to make sure not a drop of seed goes to waste as she has an orgasm of her own.
>Mercifully, her lips then break from yours and you're able to catch your breath.
>Her eyes sleepily open as she does so, gold irises on red sclera burning like the fires of hell as a warm smile forms on her lips.
>"Good morning, Lover Mine..."
>And then, while an ancient part of your brain screams about how you should be dead by now, she gives you a gentle Eskimo's kiss, before softly locking her lips over yours and starting again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625182
That's not eating it, anon.
This isn't a Peep challenge where they just have to be inside of you by ANY means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
I have it! Yes, I have the solution.

I do both! I can eat vast amounts of food so long as I have drink to go with it. Either I finish both, or I at least finish the milkshake in the process of trying to eat the steak. Regardless, I win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625186
Anon, unless your build is Sasquatch or Mammoth you're a dead man with all that foodstuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625185
'eating' is just subsuming the nutrients into my bloodstream. If I liquefy the steak and inject it as a suppository that should do the trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625176
Sounds like it would be hard on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625190
That's the later parts of digestion, not eating.
It has to go through your mouth and into your stomach. It can't be IVed or inserted through your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625180
Oddly arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625175
>whining manlet
I'm tall and bearmode, Anon.
The only kind of person who could reasonably eat either of those options is a morbidly obese person, that kind that gets TV specials made about immigrant families living in the space between their fat folds.

Also, Kobayashi failed an attempt at one of those steakhouses that offers the 'eat this huge steak and it's free' things. Not that the other shit he does isn't as bad. But he's cheating, he has a blackhole in there.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to huggle a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625197
>The only kind of person who could reasonably eat either of those options is a morbidly obese person
And yet I know a bunch of skeletors who have eaten things like 7.5 pounds burgers with a side of fries, 72 ounce steaks, ect.
There's a ring of fat that binds them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625162

Welp, guess it's back to being shared by lonely old Kejourou pornstars for me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625193
Bastard.

Then I have nothing, if the food must remain in one's stomach, it would quickly rupture from the pressure.

If I could somehow remove the stomach acid and relax the lower sphincter of my stomach, I can force the steak to move directly into my small intestine and thus have enough room for the steak/milk-skake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
I think in this scenario, steak is the better option considering consuming vast amounts of milk WILL make you throw up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625203
Or you could just waifu something that could revive you should you die or heal any damages.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like your Goblins green? Or how KC does them?

Or some other way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625207
No fairy, no life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625210
But she dies after reviving you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625214
The whole point of fucking up my stomach sphincter and draining the acid is so I don't die in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625215
That would probably fuck up your entire digestive tract to the point of actually needing surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625204
So will a steak that big. Unprocessed meat isn't easy to digest. Though it may just make you shit all over yourself in an hour or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625216
Not him but I've got Dr. Lich on speed dial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625216
Hopefully it wouldn't kill me. It's safer than shoving all that steak in the stomach.

Ruptured intestines are a lot easier to fix than ruptured stomachs.

Also, there's absolutely nothing stopping me from doing this while inside a hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625219
She costs an arm and a leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625221
You do know the alternative ways of paying her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625220
It has to be in a restaurant.
Not to mention you can't take anesthesia if you have eaten recently.

>>13625225
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625219
Oh no.

Not Doc Doc Doctor Lich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625228
>It has to be in a restaurant.
Eh, I give up. Can't be bothered trying to find loopholes.
some hospitals have cafes in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625228
Being a Doctor is stressful an hard work. She would like it if you were to help her relax. There's also the studies she runs, she's always looking for volunteers willing to be paid for their help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625230
You could just find another food challenge that she'll accept.
Like maybe a bunch of chicken wings so spicy they literally burn a hole in your mouth and make you cry like a little girl after only two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625231
Come on please help me Doctor Lich.
I need your love I feel so sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625228
>can't take anesthesia if you have eaten recently
Isn't that just because they don't want you making a mess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625240
Well you could vomit the contents of your stomach back up and end up blocking your air way.
Of course this could be fixed by a stomach pump, but there are still other complications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625155
Within that hour you specified it's simply an impossible task for me. There's no way that much meat or fluid will fit in me. And even if it does it will at the very least lead to lots of puking and sickness.

I wouldn't even want a Monstergirl who tells me to do something like that as a waifu. Too cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625287
One loop hole to that is that he didn't specify a time limit.

I think.

Anyway just finish it off and she's good as yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621249
>This whole time 4chan x has been tricking me to make it seem like 1000 characters is the limit
>All those green text stories cut tragically short and were worse because of it

SON OF A BITCH!

...SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH!

Also what'cha doing dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625329
Still procrastinating, also wondering how it's possible for Yennefer and Ciri to so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625329
Trying to hold the line against Orks.

It's going good so far but that can change any minute.

I'm also listening to music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625329
Making a mock trailer in Premiere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625329
Watching the Battlefield documentary series on YouTube.
I forgot how good it was. Has some of the most complete and detailed explanations of battles I've seen in TV documentaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625329
>that pic
>Any Oni girl playing chess

[Anonymous No.]

You're enjoying a shitty day of classes at your all human school in your all human town when you randomly look outside and see a black matter ball hovering only a few hundred meters away, you turn to warn the class but it's far too late as the wave of dark mamono mana shatters the windows and knocks you down.

When you come to there are sounds of pleasured moans filling the air as well as the screams of those who are still mid-transformation. You get to your feet and witness the apocalyptic landscape as several of your transformed classmates masturbate amidst a scenery of broken glass and splintered desks decorated with still-smoldering books.

The world outside bears a night sky as the demonic energy blots out the sun and there's a chance that anyone you put your trust in could spontaneously be transformed into a clingy, horny, and extremely powerful monstergirl.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
Try to find a monstergirl I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
Find a vampire girl and be husbando'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
Run into the nearest medieval store, get a sword, shield, iron chain mail, helmet, leggings, and Paladin for humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625363
Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625365
>Apocalypse
>Sun is blotted out.
>People are turning into monsters
>People are getting raped
Somebody has to save the world, then deal with the fallout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625363
Hello, this is Humanity, you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
Kill whoever did this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625369
>>13625372
So when you finally get monstergirls, the first thing you do is kill them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625363
You have my hammer.
Until I find a Holst. I'll only be able to Paladin part time after that. Unless she wants to join in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
pic source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624429
>implying he didn't choose not to so he wouldn't break the universe in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625379
>>13625372
My brothers. Let's end the person who created the apocalypse then go sleep with our monster girl waifu's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625379
>You will never make non-stop 'holy cow' puns while adventuring with your Holst paladin waifu.
It hurts to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625383
>kill the one who made my somewhat dream somewhat come true.
>Be together with MG waifu afterward

I'm down with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625381
Tsugumomo.

Incredibly soft with a side of shounen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625391
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625381
The adventures of Anon and his lewd towel monster waifu.
Tsugumomo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625375
No. I have nothing against them. What I have a problem with, is this is a attack on humanity. After I kill who's responsible for this, I intend to find the girl I was dating for a few years and propose to her, monstergirl or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623612
>we'd have provided actual constructive criticism
That is a lie, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625410
You aren't wrong but it's far to late for that anon to see your reply, friend.
I'd also prefer to avoid restarting a conversation that has resulted in bans the last two times it has come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625419
Bans? My bad, I just skimmed, didn't realise I skipped over a mine field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625383
>>13625389
>H is for Hypocrisy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625372
>>13625383
>>13625389
That makes no sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625422
It's just one guy that rampantly shitposts when it comes up. You didn't see anything because his posts were deleted. He's at 11 on the assblasted scale over the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625424
>>13625428
Well I did say "somewhat dream"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625424
H has always been for Hentai, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625424
>>13625428
You can like monster girls without liking mind-break or corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625431
You've piqued my curiosity, but I guess I'll let sleeping spitposters lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625440
There's really not much to it. Some anon just really hates /monster/ and the handful of writefags that went there, and shitposts hard enough to get banned when it comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625444
Oh okay. Well, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625439
Yep. Now somebody post Paladain-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625419
>>13625431
>>13625440
>>13625444
I know! Instead of complaining about old, silly writefags who don't even come here anymore, we could offer our constructive criticism to people who are here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625465
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625439
I agree with this guy, if i had a crush on some girl then a succubus came along and turn her into a MG to "help me" i would probably kick her ass for sticking her nose into other people's business, no one told her to do that shit.

Afterwards it would be cuddle time with my crush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625477
How lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625476
You've gotta post something if you want it critiqued, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625487
S-shut up. I mean I'm not gay, you're gay!
I'll actually make something today, just gotta finish this soup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625477
I was referring to a blonde human woman in knight armor, but that works as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625477
Man seeing this guess I do love 'dem human girls after all.

Oh wait they aren't bloody shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625477
Why are humans such jerks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625477
What if paladin-chan powers up and is eventually overflowing with so much divine power she's basically not human any more?

Because having a human childhood friend/Onee-san who ends up as my angel/demigoddess waifu is my fetish. It's not as obscure as it sounds, r-really!

Captcha just made me select a tick as food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625200

>Welp, guess it's back to being shared by lonely old Kejourou pornstars for me...

>They liked messing around with you; jerking you off with their hair, feeling you up, co-operating in various ways, etc
>They always said they thought you were adorable and pelted you with little kisses when they were done
>This went on for a couple of days until one day you heard that they quit suddenly
>One of them that liked you the most out of the group showed up at your doorstep and asked you out.

well that happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625492
>image
But that's not a paladin-chan, it's a catgirl lancer. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
Vainly flee my formerly human town and attempt to seek help, resisting the increasingly lewd thoughts plaguing my consciousness. Fail to notice the slow changes happening to my body. Wake up days later as a newborn Alp and abandon my mission altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625492
This one? Because she might be a Valkyrie. I don't know, I don't know what she's from.
I'll take her either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625515
Human she may be, but dat ass tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625512
That's what you get for craving dicks. Now put on this meido outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625515
Nah, blonde hair it's tied upwards. Green skirt, she has a chain mail on.. If you can't find it, it's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625520
O-okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625523
Wait, I recognize her! That's not a human, it's a Wurm in disguise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625515
>Because she might be a Valkyrie
She's human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625528
Good, good. Now let me get the feathers.

Don't worry, hot glue isn't really hot, it's just...very warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625537
Can I get in on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625523
>>13625529
I would do that as an edit if I had the shop skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625537
>>13625538
Guys, guys, give the poor Alp some time to learn her racial abilities and she could just polymorph some bird/wolf parts for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625538
Sure, start oiling up these ropes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625547
Have they been boiled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625537
>Kikimoralps

What has science done!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625559
"Something wonderful" - David Bowman.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never attend a monster-girl human school.
>You will never be that average student, doing what he does, and going home or chilling with human friends.
>You will never spot the centaurs of the school gathered in a group and being reclusive.
>You will never go up and approach them asking why they're not being active like the other monster girls in the school.
>You will never have the leader of the centaur girls come up to you, call you a pleb, and tell you to shoo as you no nothing human males being repulsed by horse pussy, and them being bullied by it.
>You will never look their leader in the eye and say whatever, and that centaurs can be cute as as any other monster girl, and walk away.
>You will never have the leader tell you wait after a few gasp and whispers from the other centaur girls.
>You will never wake up the next morning with the sounds of cheering outdoors.
>You will never see a line of female centaurs from your school waiting outside for you, since you think centaurs are cute as any other monster girl.
>You will never have ruined your reputation.

Centaurs will ruin you. So keep away.

[Anonymous No.]

What if various MGs joined the Amazon tribe and adopted their culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625617
Lions and cars aside, an Amazon Jinko would work for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625534
>Those abs, hips, and thighs
>That cold gaze
>That upright and dignified posture
I think Paladin-chan is awakening my M

>Be incubus sex slave freed from a cruel brothel in a recently liberated city
>Be 'rehabilitated' by a cold and distant Paladin-chan
>Long, painful nights as she slowly drives the corruption out of your body
>Once you are clean enough she begins to come closer
>It starts small; a comforting touch here or there, a brief caress
>She whispers to you in that chill voice - promises, encouragements
>She calls you by name despite you never telling it to her
>When you can't take it any more she holds you. Her strong body feels unbelievably soft, contrasting with the icy touch of her armor
>One night she brings you to her tent and begins to remove her armor
>You ask what she's doing and she replies "The last stage of your treatment."
>Her pale flesh glows in the dim light as she takes your shaft into her pure womb
>Her expression never changes but you half fancy you see a tiny, almost imperceptible smile on her lips as she rides you till morning
>You later find out purification of an incubus can only be done by a woman willing to take him as her husband
>You never find out, however, that before you were captured and had your mind broken by the brothel and its clients' drugs and magics, you knew this girl very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625549
Of course. I'm no amateur, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625617
Wait a tic. That's a lion girl, not a jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625620
Awakening your M is good. Paladin girls awaken my S.
>>13625623
Then I'll get to work oiling them, yessuh. Gonna be some happy Alps in this place soon, yessuh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625581
Yeah, screw Centaurs.

Me and my Unicorn GF walk to and from school anyway.

Except that one time when I got the Japanese Cold and she carried me on her back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625617
I'd rather various MGs joined Kunoichi clans

>You will never have an Alp Kunoichi that's really into it, ending all of her sentences with "~de gozaru" and "nin-nin" and whistles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf2eEjdDNNU while doing ninja shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625628
Unicorn is just as bad brometheus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625626
We don't have Lion Grills yet anon.

We'll probably get the Furry Dog Cait-Su or whatever first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625635
>Unicorn
>Just as bad

You're a funny guy anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625641
>Unicorns
>Not as bad
I see you are also a fellow comedian, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625656
Silly.

[Anonymous No.]

You're waifu is the sun god. Why aren't you plowing her?

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625662
My waifu is the Snuggle Goddess. And she's only that to me, she's a personal deity. I worship her alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625663
REMOVE removers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625656
I don't know what this is but it's horrifying.
And that succubutt is one hell of a butterface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625663
Learn to embrace the frontpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625663
Centaurs need love too. Are you saying pic isn't hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622598
God it must suck not trying new things. I bet you're a picky eater too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625651
Please Anonymous, Unicorns will never be as bad as Centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625668
>>13625690

Haggard-anon, plz. You can stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625691
Not the same guy, I just picked out a random image from my centaur folder that happened to by a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625690
Anonymous, you dont need to lie on this Christian image board.

[Anonymous No.]

All I need is a codename for a common thief. Gimme one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625703
Swiper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625703
Steal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625705
Kind of dumb, but it'll do. Update coming up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625703
Dick McStabington

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625698
Unicorns aren't Tsundere like Centaurs so the battle was over before it even began.

Not to mention they are significantly more fair.

>>13625691
I'm not Haggard-Anon and neither is this >>13625695 dweeb.

Wrong on both accounts...you'll never impress your MG waifu when 2017 hits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625712
Unicorns, Bicorns, dream whores, and Centaurs are all shit. Pegasus is where it is at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625719
Pegasus are just a Myth!

They don't exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625703
Right. New from line 61. Story about a thief who ends up trying to heist a Dragon. No Dragons in this update. Only drunks and thugs.

http://pastebin.com/KAZxGrEu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625723
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625725
Come on guys, don't be shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625734
M I T H!

Myth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625581
>Not wanting horsepussy harem
It's almost like you are a total fucking faggot, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
Build a New Rhodesia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625773
>Not grabbing one who's still mid transformation and fucking the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.]

This squid bullies you and calls you a kid. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625784
You can't do stuff to someone while they're transforming! You have to wait until they finish!
>>13625788
Tell her I'm not a kid and I can prove it! I've got adult magazines and I can show them to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625353
Become and incubus just like every other man at school that didn't turn into an alp did.

Proceed to become the very best incubus like no other ever was and make it my test to catch as many monster girls as I can while training them as my cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625788
"Aren't we all kids on the inside?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625788
Give her an existential crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625790
But if you give them a fresh semen injection mid transformation, they'll end up even better.
Think about it, all that spirit energy to use before she's even monsterized means more fuel to use in the transformation. Fluffier tails, plumper thighs, wider hips, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625806
Everyone knows you have to let transformations finish! That's why they let Frieza go through every form! Now shut up and go read Alp's story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625788
Tell her that squirt guns are for children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl7NlHluu5Y&t=1m44s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625788
Pull on her hair tentacles, that'll teach her.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my first time posting here.
Are there any Mangas or doujins with monster girls you would recommend?
Ive read Monster Musume and really liked it.I dont mind slice of life or lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625814
12beast is an action series by the same author.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625814
Jitsu wa Watashi wa
T-REX na Kanojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625814
Manga: 12 Beast, T-REX na Kanojo, Neko Musume Michikusa Nikki

Doujins:Anything by Kanemaki Thomas or Hroz. Maybe Ahobaka if you can tolerate ntr and like the designs. I wish he did vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625814
http://bato.to/read/_/84340/schizanthus_by_kyonkundenwa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625814
>doujins
The slapstickstrike ones are a must read, especially the kraken one
Squid love by z-ton as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625816
>>13625820
>>13625827
>>13625832
>>13625835
thanks a lot! ill be sure to check 'em out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625814
'Gate - Thus The JSDF Fought There' is good if you don't mind the whole Grorious Nippon steel folded 1000 times or if you can get over it.

Some Anons like 'Killing Bites' and 'Imawabi No Dakini', but I have never read them myself.

If you're looking for hentai Toumasu / Kanemaki Thomas is my favorite artist, but some Anons think his girls are too monstrous.

[Anonymous No.]

P'Orcs has been updated.
Sorry it took so long to write, phones are slow.

http://pastebin.com/B0H2XaZk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625865
The plot still thickens, but do the P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

h-hey, i did a caption thingy for you guys
hope you enjoy
http://imgur.com/ZnglDFQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625871
Only if you impregnate or overfeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625873
I like, but this is horribly perverted.
>>13625881
Can Manswine impregnate P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625873
>Succubutt orgasm denial

I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625883
Of course, why do you think their numbers are so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625889
Because they keep lots of studs around to bolster their armies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625891
Yeah, manswine studs.
Doesn't mean some of them don't keep their own personal slaves for private use and daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625848
Gate sounds pretty promising

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625896
What's it like growing up as a little P'orclet?
>>13625897
It's not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625848
People bitch about Gate's nationalism but American movies do that shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625918
>American movies
And I make fun of that whenever I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625848
>>13625918
I'd say it's Drifters that's full of NIPPON BANZAI shit, Gate has just general rightwing strong plus idiots taking a few pages out of context

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625932
>>13625918
Is Gate as nationalist as Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625865
I want a whole nation of P'Orcs to be my perverted playground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625918
The difference is when the most powerful military in the world pulls some of that shit, it's easier to swallow than the Nip defense force doing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625947
Then you better become unrivaled under the heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625940
>>13625950
>>13625932
How exactly it shows there anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625725
So that's how you people feel, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625957
Japan is continuously portrayed as being a nigh invincible force of nature in the world beyond the gate. And they're not letting ANYONE ELSE even send anything through because "No guys, it showed up in OUR country, no one else gets to use it, Filthy Gaijins go home."
And every time we see anyone from another country they're either a hitsquad sent to kill the protagonists or acting just short of being cartoon supervillains and going "Bwa ha ha".
You'd think Japan would realize that a joint operation with members of multiple armies would provide them with better tech and more soldiers, but no. Gotta show them all that NIPPON STRONK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625940
>Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku
>Twilight of the Gods will never be animated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625940
people actually take Koizumi's wild majong ride serious?

>>13625957
a bunch of political stuff was edited out from the original web novel for the print version. Most people here assume it was full blown NIPPON STRONK stuff, but actually it was just a long rant during the diet hearing scene, were the author went on about how pacifists are idiots, the JSDF needs more funds and how article 9 should be abolished.

But anyway, have a dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625903
Well, Studborne girls make up the bulk of the forces and they are usually left alone to their own devices to run, play, and cause mischief to their hearts content (this is how most P'Orc war bands start) although others are watched over by their mothers, receiving extra training throughout their childhood.
Those borne from slaves are typically watched over by their fathers and, surprisingly, listen to them, although how much varies by age and girl.
As they grow, dominance among P'Orc's is typically established by one's might and muscle, although a particularly cunning girl can rise on occasion.
Separation and specialization waits until puberty has finished so the P'Orcs have time to finish growing.
The largest portion of P'Orcs of average hight and build make up the warrior contingents, wielding swords, clubs, axes, and throwing weapons, although armament and armor varies from horde to horde.
The smallest, weakest of P'Orcs are given crossbows and made into archers, kept away from the thick of combat to pin down the enemy with pinpoint accuracy. They are sensitive about their height.
Above the archers are the hunters, girls who are the same size their crossbow wielding comrades but packing more muscle, making them athletic little ones who love to run and sprint. Armed with javalines, these girls from a line behind the warriors as they try to take down cavalry or incapacitate enemy soldiers. They are also very happy normally, and love playing with their slaves.
The tallest, strongest, P'Orcs typically become berserkers, girls who wield massive, one handed weapons or two smaller ones as they leap into the fray. While they are foes to be feared, their 'lives' are short as they typically find a slave/husband very quickly. Despite their savage appearance, armor discarded to display muscle, they love nothing more than sleeping with their slave clutched in their arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625959
Seriously Alp, stop being such a needy fuck. You call people shitposters all the time, but you do more than most. Especially when you get so buttblasted at arguments or upset people aren't talking about cute stuff. Then you have the gall to bump your stuff more than anyone else. And you shamelessly beg for art every chance you get no matter what was delivered the last time because you have no shame.

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625979
So all in all it's fun, huh?
>>13625983
Well excuuuuse me princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625979
The final category of P'Orcs are the defenders tall girls who are quite strong despite their 'thick' appearance. A little dopier than the average P'Orc, defenders can typically be found napping or munching on snacks they brought/found, although they are happy to share them. Wielding great halberds and thick iron shields, a frontal attack against them is ill advised. As far as masters go, they are the 'best', as one really can't enjoy slavery, typically showing a doting, motherly disposition that causes them to spoil their slave. They also have a higher rate of caring for their young and it is uncommon to see a chubby young defender P'Orclet left unattended.

>>13625992
Yes, one could say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625979
The more i hear about P'Orcs the more i want to have one to molest to my heart contents.

The fact that they keep slaves and have a dom side just makes it more deliciously satisfactory to make them squirm in a mess under your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625997
Next tell me about the beasts that roam the land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626000
That I will
After I mow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625968
>Japan is continuously portrayed as being a nigh invincible force of nature in the world beyond the gate.
Well it's supposed to be a medieval fantasy setting, what did you expect? The only thing that has shown to be on par with the JDSF if an ancient dragon and a demigod.


>And they're not letting ANYONE ELSE even send anything through because "No guys, it showed up in OUR country, no one else gets to use it, Filthy Gaijins go home."
I don't like it either, but It makes sense for the Japanese to refuse to bring soldiers from other nations right into their country.

>every time we see anyone from another country they're either a hitsquad sent to kill the protagonists or acting just short of being cartoon supervillains and going "Bwa ha ha".
This is the real problem here, USA, Russia and China literally infiltrate Japan to try and kidnap delegates from beyond the gate and somehow get them out of Japan, they are basically twirling their mustaches while they do so. There's also rge whole Japan being ok with them doing so except not really thing that is just too weird.

Japan would welcome other countries if the people from beyond the Gate were an actual threat to the whole world, but they aren't evena threat to Japan so there's no point in them asking for help from other countries.
Many people don't like it for whatever reason but the Salvation War is an example of a situation much similar to the one you suggest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626004
Your lawn is insatiable. Are you sure it's not a codename for something dirty?

[Anonymous No.]

There should be a higher tier of Orcs with boar characteristics. They should have a similar predisposition like those of their P'Orc cousins, but much more

Big and long, fluffy hair, but hard as spines to the touch, Long and pointy tusks, delicious chocolate skin, big, fit and prepared to supplex anyone who dares challenge her, or her Master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626005
> USA, Russia and China literally infiltrate Japan to try and kidnap delegates from beyond the gate and somehow get them out of Japan, they are basically twirling their mustaches while they do so.

That's not even the stupidest part of that bit. The stupidest part was how they identified that one of the squads was from the US.
>"The only country with black men among their agents is America!"
Really? So I guess in this universe the only countries are America, China, Russia and Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626011
I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625983
And just so you know, I wanted scathing criticism on the story, not on my person. I know all that stuff already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625968
>>13625978
I see. Yeah, sucks when the artist does a thing right then acts like a complete baby at something else, spoiling the broth. That or might be just him pandering to the target group.

...Somehow though, this made me want to have a look at the thing. At the worst I'll have a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626011
>but much more
But much more capable of delivering you snu snu, as well as smarter.

>>13626014
Some people might not know, but some boars can get as large as bears. Also their stripe-patterned piglets are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626031
>boars can get as large as bears
Time for B'oaruk-hai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626017
It's not a joke.

You're like a bum on a streetcorner that somebody sees and pities and gives $20. Then you look up and go "That's it. Got anything else?" every time.

You're not being cute or endearing. Knock down the attention whoring a few notches for your own sake, or people will turn on you faster than Nyan for his stupid mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626038
I've been doing it for over a year you know. Now you gonna give me those 20 bucks or am I going to have to tell you about the foreigners who took my job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626044
>am I going to have to tell you about the foreigners who took my job?
I'm not him, but sure, lets hear about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625918
It's not even as nationalist as the light novels. They cut down the tone a lot.

>>13625950
>>13625968
It's a medieval setting vs a modern army. Even North Korea would wreck their shit.

>>13626013
It makes sense when you know that the only threats are russians, chinese and americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626051
Okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toL1tXrLA1c

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626054
>It's not even as nationalist as the light novels. They cut down the tone a lot.
It's still annoying.

>It's a medieval setting vs a modern army. Even North Korea would wreck their shit.
I was talking more about things like the Flame Dragon. Imagine how many casualties could've been avoided if they had cutting edge military tech instead of say, their shitty refurbished gear from, was it WW2? I think it was WW2.

>It makes sense when you know that the only threats are russians, chinese and americans.
Just because Japan doesn't consider any other nations a threat doesn't mean they don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626054
>It's a medieval setting vs a modern army. Even North Korea would wreck their shit

That's not the stupid shit. The dumb stuff was what was mentioned about the other earth militaries being incompetent mustache-twirling villains. Not to mention some of the really retarded non-Japan related stuff.
>Not-Rome getting it's ass handed to it by the type of enemy they specialized in destroying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626034
>Who do you serve, my sexy B'oaruk-hai?
>"SARUMANON!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626044
This time last year, the only replies you were getting to stories was 4+ Fuck Off and Kill Yourself. Now you're getting no replies at all. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms churning butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626031
>boars can get as large as bears

Sows get bigger than boars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626062
>It's still annoying
For you. A lot of american movies are far more annoying than this and people don't complain about them.

>Just because Japan doesn't consider any other nations a threat doesn't mean they don't exist
Tell me what other nation would and have the capacity to invade Japan or Tokyo apart from those 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626071
Yes, that's the stuff. And then you have to hold her hand because you got lost in the forest.
>>13626074
Is anon feeling a little tsundere?
>>13626079
Would this be done in a lewd manner without her realizing she's being lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626081
Yeah, but they are only good for eating and making more sows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626082
>Tell me what other nation would and have the capacity to invade Japan or Tokyo apart from those 3.
Except it was an infiltration, not an invasion you dense motherfucker. You don't need to be that advanced to infiltrate a country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626089
>Dis knigga has never been chased up a tree by a six hundred pound sow who is both protecting her piglets and trying to kill and eat you
Not that it was fun, but ferals are fucking scary. I've never seen a boar over three hundred and fifty pounds but them sows get over twice as big and twice as mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626082
Please actually read a story before commenting on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, this thread is boring. Let's get wild! Woo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626103
Shut up, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626106
Why? Don't you want to talk about feasting B'oaruk-hai girls?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to party hard with Chubby Alp Senpai and throw our own private party with just the two of us in her apartment after we both didn't get invited to the big one at the end of the block!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dear, your ghost daughteru has developed a bad habit of scaring the neighbours, she even made the wurm next door cry. How do you handle the situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626115
Call the Ghostbusters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626115
Tell her not to scare the wurm, then teach her to be spookier and lewder and have her haunt a human boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626115
I tell the Wurm that my daughter just wants to be friends and that because she's a Ghost, she can never-ever have hugs or ice cream. The Wurm will feel so bad about that she'll burrow through space-time to hug the unhuggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626093
Giant forest hog (the largest living species of the pig family) females can get to 368 pounds, and the males are even larger which can go up to 462 pounds.

That's not counting prehistoric ancestors of pigs, who where practically giant carnivorous boars larger than a polar bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626126
>giant carnivorous boars larger than a polar bear
I want me some kruik now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626115
Considering the daughteru is already dead, pretty sure that automatically makes me a complete failure as parent. May as well go whole hog and teach her how to traumatize people for life while also outsmarting the exorcists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626126
We need some prehistoric monster girls.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

Oh look it's Tuesday.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

http://pastebin.com/0N59VtB6

IN THIS UPDATE
>We meet an old friend
>We meditate on our future
>We uncover the past.

Enjoy.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13626137
oh right, line 710 for new content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626134
What if she was born a ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626143
Is that how a Monster Girl miscarries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625617
>Genderbent Rengar

Again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626137
>dat bra-line
Oh baby, I really want to perform clothed paizuri with them big Nazi Werewolf titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626146
Nah, you fucked a ghost and she had a ghost baby.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13626149
Me too anon. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625112
https://archive.moe/a/thread/87242639/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626152
But you can't fuck a Ghost, she ain't got no body!
>I ain't got no body~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625492
Oh right I'm supposed to be writing a story about dragoons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626159
Lots of us are supposed to be doing a lot of things. Would it help if I poked you with a stick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626156
If you can't fuck ghosts, then why do leewd ghosts exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626163
Because they were lewd in life, but were unable to fulfill their desires. Now they are doomed to spook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626009

Rain and Weed&Feed do wondrous things.

>>13626000
The lion-like beasts of the wastes that roam the wastes of Mordor, Caragors are feared by P'Orc and Human alike and tend to live either alone or in small packs.
The husband of a Caragor is rarely present before the birth of a kitten, the Caragor instead spending her time putting together a safe cave for them all to live in. After birth, the husband will be approached by the caragor or her pack sisters (usually her actual sisters) and taken back to the cave to help rear their young.
Born either alone or in litters can reach up to three, Caragor kittens are small, fluffy creatures that have high pitched 'mews' instead of roars and are considerably weaker than their mature kin.
Not that they aren't dangerous, a Caragor kitten can easily take down a human or P'Orc if she gets the jump, and they are rarely alone.
More than once a P'Orc or human as been rubbing a kitten's belly only for their mother, or aunts, to pounce on the victim and take them back as a toy (or potential mate in the case of human males) for the kitten.
Although they start small, Caragor kittens start growing quickly once they reach maturity.
Regular caragor kitten's are normally innocent, playful girls who love play wrestling with their sisters or others and will even fall asleep in a human's lap. Once they hit puberty thought...the girl's gain a great increase in muscle mass, bone density, and muscle mass until they shoot from three feet to six or seven, although they still prefer to remain on all fours for quicker movement. Their attitude change remains a mystery though as normal Caragor's are cunning, sadistic creatures that love to tease mate and prey alike, leaving many to wonder if their change is due to their nurturing or their nature. One thing that doesn't change is that scratching their ears remains a weak point and their love of milk remains.
Got work, more later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625477
I'm gonna be a traitor and there's nothing she can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626167
>scratching their ears remains a weak point and their love of milk remains
So when do we get Caragor Girl art, preferably of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626166
So since they have no body to fulfill their desires, they're forced to spy on and spook men? It must be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626176
That's why you need to wander the earth and perform sexorcisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626182
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626176
That's what possession is for.
Specifically possessing your bedsheets and an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms wriggling and giggling wonderfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626185
It's where you get the Ghost to possess a body or a doll or some other suitable vessel, and then fuck them until they pass on into the afterlife while chanting
>THE POWER D COMPELS YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624982
I'll take it! Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626187
Yes, wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626187
>There's Wurms in my head and they wiggle! Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626198
I want to have a ghost waifu that normally has no physical form, but possesses a doll we both picked out whenever she wants to hug/hold me, or have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I HAVE GOT TO TELL PEOPLE
TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE WONDERS OF HORSE PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626167
I want to leave no cat unmolested.

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>>13626161
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Kikimora maid decides to visit your place of employment to tidy up your work station while you're at lunch
>She finds you have a quill made from one of her molted feathers
What is the status of her heart and/or vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626222
>"Great now I need a mop"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626210
>You will never have a Wurm burrow through the metaphysical plane and land in your thoughts
>You will never have a friendly Wurm drive you crazy because you literally can't get her out of your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626238
>Hey, it's really dirty in here!
>Aww, now I'm all dirty!
>Stop thinking dirty thoughts about me anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626222
This guy needs to step it up, you do not only take the feathers from the kiki, you also steal her heart and her panties

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus are cute!
Cute I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626250
He's a madman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626250
I hate kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626246
I want to see a Kikis face when she realizes her beloved master has been stealing her panties and using them to masturbate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626256
Somebody owes the Underpants Gnomes an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626038
The difference being that Alp is the rare type of attention whore people pity. What Nyan did was just arrogance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626264
Alp would beg less if people just gave what he asked for right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626256
I'm not sure if she would be delighted her master takes interest in her or angry that her master doesn't come to her to relieve his "needs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626137
>Werewolf in a Nazi uniform

I never knew I wanted this, but I know what I'm fapping to tonight. Nazis may be assholes, but their uniforms are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626271
>Nazis may be assholes
>Implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625112
>mostly play Medic in TF2
>I keep remembering this shit as I run around blasting all my team members with the medigun
>feel especially dirty whenever I blow my slowly building uber into the ass of a heavy who then cries out about how good being ubered feels.
>suddenly want to play a different class

[Anonymous No.]

>Buy some Holst milk from a farm
>On the side of the container you notice some writing
>It has the name of Holst whose milk it was from and and below that is a bit of text
>"Hi! If you enjoyed my milk then please come back to the farm and ask for me. I'd be more than happy to give you some more directly!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626280
You are what you are, anon.

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>>13626281
Sounds like a good idea to me. What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626281
What happens if several men ask for for the same cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626256
AllAccordingtoKeikaku.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626293
There's plenty of milk in those buggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626281
>This holst is desperate enough to actually put messages in the milk she sells

I don't know anon, my yandere detector is going off scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626275
>Nazis are assholes
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626297
>H-he noticed me! Maybe he'll let me in now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626297
>forceful yandere nursing handjobs
>your hands are tied during these sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626300
Oh god call the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626297
>yandere holstaurus
Oh my. I'd imagine this would involve many instances of forced motorboating and breastfeeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626300
Oh shit its still out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626293
>>13626296
Well, unless you want to be nursed with several other men at the same time, and compete for a potential farm-house waifu, I suggest some kind of means by which to iron things out first.

Maybe Rock-Paper-Scissors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626300
You bet I'd let her in. She seems nice enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626303
Well of course! Naughty little boys have such wondering hands after all! And a blindfold is usually necessary too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626245
>eldritch wurms

too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626315
Not far enough.
>Wurm burrows from your mind to your heart
>from your heart to someone else's heart
>you've both got Heartwurm
>your hearts beat as one
>rinse and repeat with everyone on earth
>love and understanding between everyone
Thus Wurm ended all wars and crime.

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>>13623775
>>13623780

>Listening to threadcanon
>EVER

Mind you, we're talking about the same retards that used to equate liking Cheshires to being into futanari due to Truckercore or that Wurms are retards.

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>>13626297

All the Holsts on that farm have similar messages on their bottles, not just the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623952

https://youtu.be/ZTylyhoF21Y?t=41

>That last one
>A yandere

U wot m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626311
Maybe we could Roshambo for it.
>>13626300
That moment when I confused that black strand of hair near her right hand as some sort of talon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626322
Also don't forget that all Ushi-Oni must break people's pelvises. Thread canon is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626324
Okay but how many Holsts are on this farm? There can't possibly be enough for the amount of men that will apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626342
I dunno man, the ads for "Farm Hands" to help milk their Holsts make it seem like Holsty Farms have plenty of girls to go around.

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>>13626336
We could go on and list all the stupid shit the thread has decided on monstergirls, but it would take forever.

The only thing I agree with the thread on is their stance on succubi. I can't unsee them as either dangerous soul suckers or serial adulterers. They're pure sex demons, their morals would be entirely different because they actually need male orgasms to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626342

A few hundred

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>>13623952
>http://pastebin.com/P9asELqV

I don't see how this is yandere either, but I really enjoyed it.

>you will never have a monstergirl who loves you so much she hunts for you in your later lives, even planning out your unwitting return to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626349
They do seem like they'd have an easy excuse for "Husband is too busy being a breadwinner so we can live a comfy life that he hasn't touched me in a day or two..." brand of NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626345
I'd apply to be a farmhand there in a heartbeat.
>>13626352
That's a lotta milk, how do they make sure any of the extra thick stuff doesn't get mixed in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626357
Exactly.
"That handsome co-worker said he'd let me suck his cock. How nice! I'll make him cum buckets so husband doesn't feel pressured to fuck me later."

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>>13626342
Anon I don't think you understand. With Holstaurs you will have children, and you will have a lot of them. By the time you're an old man you'll have enough children to start a village, and not one of those 3 farming families and a general store, I'm talking beginnings of a major city. There might not have been a lot of Holstaurs back in the day, but now? There's plenty to go around.

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>>13626358
Y'know, I wonder how the hiring process would work anyway.

I mean sure, you put in an application, get interviewed, get the job, but then what? Holsties don't like just any guy milk them, and it seems unlikely that they'd just throw you in a pin with one and hope for the best.

Makes me think about like, bi-monthly processing days for new employees. Cover the basics of the job, medical benefits, tour of the farm...and then the rest of the day is just a mixer for new Farm Hands to meet and mingle with the single holsties on the farm.

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>>13626336

Well that one isn't so much threadcanon as it's an indicator that Ushi-Oni sex would be far more rough than something along the lines of Centaur sex where the man is doing most of the moving.

RS' Ushi is pretty cut and dry how sex with them could play out, imo. But here's some other examples of threadcanon being fucking retarded.

>All Oomukade are smelly NEET Centipedes, rather than being a centipede that literally told a bunch of Ryuu-tier dragons to FUCK OFF in Japanese mythology

>Lizardfolk are bonnet tippers

>Gnolls having pseudo-penises

>Cait Sith being used as furniture and calling people 'daddy-o', ironically one of the least stupid of the lot

>Wyverns being Super Sentai heroes

>Mantis will always eat their husband's heads, no questions asked

>Gazers and Jabberwocks are hikki/NEET gamers (Not really -that- stupid)

>Gyoubo Danuki are all Jews and should be gassed

>Nazis aren't assholes, especially when they're Werewolves

>Kitsune only work when fat as fuck

>P'Orcs not being universally despised

>Elves being turbo-sluts, especially when thrown to the P'Orcs in their pigsties

>Beelzebub being universally hated even though she literally teaches you how to git gud at sex

>Chubby Alp Senpai (FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH THIS SHIT)

>Random assorted other memes that faggots keep forcing like the deluge of bile and feces that evacuates a dead carcass at the speed of molasses uphill in the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626368
Well then the problem becomes are there enough men?
>>13626373
They could just run it themselves. They're not stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626378
>They could just run it themselves. They're not stupid.
I don't see how having a Holsty in charge vs. a Human/Incubus farmer would make employee mixers any less of a convenient system.

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>>13625725
>http://pastebin.com/KAZxGrEu

You want criticism? I didn't like the dialogue. I guess you're trying to emulate an old world feel with it, but everyone sounds like they're in an old cartoon with some of those lines.

Otherwise there isn't much else to say, the story is obviously building up so I'll just have to see how it goes.

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>>13626378
>are there enough men?
And we come to the root of all problems in the monster girl world. Fuck if I know, but I'd rather not have another fight over how we make sure there always are enough. Lets just say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623543
I want to show a yandere I love her so much that she mellows out.

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>>13626377
>Well that one isn't so much threadcanon as it's an indicator that Ushi-Oni sex would be far more rough than something along the lines of Centaur sex
That is true, but no MG, regardless of how rough the sex is, intentionally or otherwise, actually hurt their precious male. Even before they get a husband. Shit don't work that way. Of course, if you are into being hurt, then they may, but generally no. That all said, as always, you are free to make them into whatever you want in your head, or setting you make. Everyone does. Most people also disregard peoples stuff that they dislike though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626377
>Chubby Alp Senpai (FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH THIS SHIT)
B-Bully...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626377
>Gnolls having pseudo-penises
Fuck off with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626389
>everyone sounds like they're in an old cartoon with some of those lines
I instantly knew it was gonna be Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626377
>Wyverns being Super Sentai Heroes
More Kamen Rider. Blame Moose.
>Mantis will always eat their husband's heads
That's one retarded shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626377
Just add
>All Werewolves are just subservient dogs who play fetch and the like
>Cupids are bitches who force unwanted love on anyone who wants solitude
and I think we're there

As for the Wyvern thing, blame Anonymoose for that. I can't stand Chris and think she's the worst character. It wouldn't be so bad but her idea of justice (burning people to death) is fucked up.

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>>13626377
You forgot werewolves being dogs, vampires not loving their husbands (though I haven't see this one so much lately), amazonesses beating their husbands, wurms being retards, anubis love legos, etc

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a vampire and watch old vampire movies with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626404
Its one of his biggest problems. No one talks like that, and I'm not sure if anyone ever did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626413
>Watch some old Nosferatu shit
>Laugh at cheesy special effects until the sun rises
>She wants to go to bed
>Bust out the garlic
>Wild, drunken vampire sex ensues

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626414
Is there anyone that's known for good dialogue around here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626411

There's too much to list off in one post that rustle my jimmies more and more over time. I'm still pissed that Gnolls are untouchable now because of the stigma of "extra equipment" being expected since >LOLSPOTTEDHYENAS

>>13626401

I said it was retarded, you ass burglaring pinstripe from Belgium

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626417
Lanternon does dialogue really well. That and world building seem to be his specialties.

[Anonymous No.]

So, your favorite monstergirl falls for you, seeing you as the man of her dreams. She wishes to hook up with you and get to know you more. You eventually get married and spend your life together for a while. She keeps no secrets from you, telling you everything about her because she trusts you.

However, there is one thing neither she, nor anyone else know about you, at least as of yet. The one thing you've never ever told anyone, not even her. Turns out you're a vigilante on the run who's on a killing spree of criminals around town. Everyone knows about you, but nobody knows your real identity. You wanted out for so long now, but you're in too deep to back out . The police is onto you, and so are gangs and other criminals in the city.

Do you tell her about your secret life and risk having her getting involved in this mess? Do you keep her safe and tell her you have nothing to hide, hoping that she won't ask you why you come home so late sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626415
Nah man no garlic just sleep cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626377
>Chubby Alp Senpai (FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH THIS SHIT)
That's not thread canon, it's just some guy who really want a fucking chubby alp.

>>P'Orcs not being universally despised
>>Elves being turbo-sluts, especially when thrown to the P'Orcs in their pigsties
fight me irl faget, not online.

You also forgot Anubis being Lego autists and the ultimate buttsluts, wurms being ridiculously childish and retarded as fuck, amazons/vampires/manticores being 3DPD shit-tier, and much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626408
>her idea of justice (burning people to death) is fucked up.

R'HLLOR HUNGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626421
That depends if she finds my rat mask under the bed

or wonders what those strange answering machine messages are about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626408
>>13626411
But they really can become like dogs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626415
Garlic a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626427
Satan please.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna hug every monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626422
You can do both. I mean, she'd be exhausted after a long morning of boning anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626425
The anubis lego thing and werewolve are dogs thing annoy me.

Luckily they're "soft" threadcanon that writefags can stray from without anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626377
The Gazer one is the most reasonable since they'd be pretty damn rare and not the sort of monster you'd see out in the open. Although there's more situations that can accommodate that in a modern day setting than just NEET. Like how about an Ojou-sama Gazer with an over protective father that won't let her play outside? Or a bedridden Gazer that hasn't been able to leave her room due to a mysterious illness?

Sure they're cliché and uncreative but they're also unexplored with Gazers at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626436
Wanna fuck every monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626355

>Enjoying a contrived story like that
>After the cum guzzler jumped on .less' faggot caboose and intentionally stirred the thread's cistern like an opossum eating peach seeds

You have no idea how much I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626429
How does she react if you end up telling her about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626433
True, but the thread seems to think they'll all roll over the moment you get your dick out. They're meant to be superhumanly fast and strong. Its supposed to be tough to dominate something like that. The good news is some anons and writefags do use the classic "brute" type in their work, so they aren't entirely lost to the threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626421
Try to not get her involved. They'll target her if she tries to help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626438
Look if we are gonna watch all the vampire movies save the Garlic for after twilight gonna need sex to get over that shit movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626435
It's pronounced "Satannis"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626450
She asks me
If I enjoy hurting other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626442
I've never seen anyone attack a writefag for ignoring either KC or thread canon. The only thing I can remember is that guy who was mad at the people who talk and write about abominations 'cause they're "OC"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626421
Fuck now. If word got out, they'd get to me through her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lay my head in a Kiki's lap and tell her about my problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626446
Its still miles better than anything I've written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626456
"I don't know you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626460
*no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626461
>A Kiki will never stroke your hair and listen to you ramble on and on about your problems or some idea you had, or something you like because she loves you and loves hearing your voice.
God damn it anon, why did you have to remind me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626461
This makes me wonder, would you guys prefer the type of kiki that sputters about improper work relations when you do this but then proves she's really good at this sort of thing, or the kind that takes it all in stride from the start and maybe pats your head while you're bitching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626457
I think ignoring KC (and threadcanon obviously) stuff is okay, especially if it's in something like MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626461
>>13626466
>>13626467
>"Quit being a pussy and man up, you're my master, act like one and not some fucking Dragonslut."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626466
>A Kiki will never sing you to sleep after you are all done rambling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626461
>Telling others about your problems
>Not bottling them up and overcoming them alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626446
Nigga you gotta tone down that self-deprecation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626467
>improper work relations
This. Sexual harassment is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626471
Is this some kind of weird dom/sub hybrid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626471
does she think that but say "maybe you should deal with your problems head on"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626446
I enjoyed it faggot. Bollocks isn't the best writer we have, but he's certainly not the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626478
Well, that is kind of what kiki do. You don't normally see both at the same time, but it's not entirely out of profile.

>>13626480
More secretly perverse greentext kiki when?+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626446
Is the gay circlejerk invite only or what? How do they join the man train?

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg would be the best to watch the really sappy romantic movies with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626421
I bet she turns out to be a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626486
Jabberwock. They're big romantic dragons perfect for cuddling as she writes down ideas of sappy romantic things to do for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626482
I loved that kikimora. The part where she yelled out her pervy inner monologue by accident was amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626477
What a coincidence, it's mine too. I want a Kiki that whines and shouts about the harassment but goes back to her room later that night and masturbates to her submissive master/servant relationship fantasy. Especially if she didn't realise about the peep hole in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626487
She only does it so she can spend more time with you. And maybe enjoy some lewd hatefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626486

Merrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626471
It's a form of cuddling you shit. I'm not bawling my eyes out on her, I'm laying my head on her lap because it's comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626486
Probably houri. I'd say cupid, but they're too sappy. Actually, wurm might be good for this too; they probably wouldn't even care about the stale tropes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626487
>>13626494

What if you arrive home late at night one day and find out that your house's been trashed she had been shot by unknown assailants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626490
We need more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626493
I want to sneak on my Kiki and sniff her hair / plumage. She'd freak out and call me a sick perv but then discreetly start ruffling herself in my sight.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna save up a bit of money and buy my Kiki a new broom

[Anonymous No.]

>A dragon, ryu, wurm, wyvern, and jabberwock will never want to share you between them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626498
She'd revive in a couple of days.
Liches are cool like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626496
It's still improper for a master to be doing. She ain't your rock, or some shit for meotional support. She's the sub here. Dom up or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626498
Ever hear of Asura's Wrath? Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626504
How can you afford a maid but need to save money for a broom? Even if she's working for free you'd better buck up if that's a savable purchase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626472
>You'll never wake up and find that your head is still on her lap
>When you make eye contact with her she'll never ask if you slept well and run her fingers through your hair
>She'll never stare into your eyes and she does so, wearing a loving smile.

[Anonymous No.]

Ever wondered what happens during a Ryu's three-day 'Ritual of Rain-Calling'? Well, this is what happens.

>It was that time again.
>The presence of a couple of farmers from the valley at the base of your mountain told you as much
>Well, it wan't really your mountain
>You just lived there with the Ryu in charge of the shrine at the top it
>Besides about a dozen of her Shirohebi attendants and a few of their husbands, you and the Ryu enjoyed a quiet, solitary life
>You had met her after a particularly odd storm destroyed your high school in MGC
>Even though the school building was the only one in the city that had suffered any damage, the Ryu who was responsible for the storm had showed up to 'oversee' things
>Most of the guys at your all-male school were taken with the startlingly beautiful Ryu
>A contest of sorts evolved; everyone included in it tried to 'tease' the Ryu as inconspicuously as possible
>Ryus were a very rare species, and, according to your classmates, any man who was successful enough to woo one was on par with a god
>The Ryu was a clever one; she never reacted to the actions of her little fan club no matter how bold they got
She ignored the boys who would sniff her long purple hair, or brush up against the tip of her tail, or 'trip' when she slithered by and get a faceful of her ample cleavage
>Although you found the mysterious, aloof Ryu very attractive, you would never join in the games of your classmates; unlike most, you had noticed the odd gleam in the Ryu's electric blue eyes as the boys would tease her
>You could tell that eventually, some poor bastard would push her too far one day and that would be the end of things
>He would probably be killed, or at least carried off and never heard from again
>Your mates gave you a lot of shit for hiding your interest in her
>Despite expressing your concerns, they all just called you a pussy
>Unbeknownst to you, some of your friends hatched a plan to 'loosen you up'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626502
This, i want to subtly molest my kikimora in various ways, she would be so confused thinking if i'm just a dense motherfucker or really pervert to realize i spy her while she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626486
Unicorn, Mermaid, Houri, Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626505
There are too many to play four player games with like this. Even if you exclude wyvern since she can't play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626506
>yfw she doesn't revive later on
>yfw you realize her phylacteries are gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626515
Gonna be a real nice broom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626467
Good question...

On one hand, she'd find it completely improper. She'd try to use her status as a maid/hired help as an excuse to undermine her ability to help... ...but she'd never stop offering a solution.

>>13626504
>>13626515
>all this stuff about offering a new broom to Kiki
>think back to the time I proposed giving a broom and a ring to my own Kiki

What monster have I created here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626505
Too many, just make it Wurm and Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626497
A Cupid would just be bored, she's seen it all already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626511
>Implying I have to be a jackass to her.
>Implying I can't have a casual relationship with my maid outside of the bedroom and fuck her until her eyes roll back and her tongue lolls out inside the bedroom.
How's it feel to be a scrub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626502
>Grope your Kiki's butt, make it look like an accident
>She gives you a death glare and says she hopes your dick falls off
>For some reason she keeps bending over more than usual while cleaning
Masochists in denial are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626527
a cute monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626505
>Getting pinned between all those delicious scales
Oh man, don't do this to me boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626525
Time to suit up and retrieve my waifu's soul in the action movie of the year!
Soul Searching, starring Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626529
You like those dragon coils, huh? You have fine taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626486
Sea Bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626529
You can't summon Captain Planet with just Earth and Water, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626531
Oh geeze. Just imagine her getting tired of watching everybody on screen fuck up and lay out a multitude of simple plans that would solve everything. It'd probably be like watching soft scifi with an autistic physicist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626534
This needs to happen so much, pervy master and the M denial kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626534
>Kiki says she hates her master but rapes him and promises to marry him if he becomes a better person
Sequels when?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry the maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626545
You can hardly blame her, she sees that shit all the time at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626552
But your maid is an eight foot tall oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626556
Then he will summit Mount Meido. The noblest of climbs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a werecat a bath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626481

>One of the big bad four
>Not instantly making him miles worse than anything that isn't RS, MachineAnon, LanternAnon, Seafoam, ELH, pretty much any competent person who doesn't trasncribe ye olde english from FFT on PSP like Alp

If the fucking sob story cunt rag spent more time actually practicing writing instead of crying on ELH's shoulder saying "I can't do this, and I can't do that" maybe he'd write something of worth.

[Anonymous No.]

What accent do you imagine your waifu to speak in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626552
I want to make my wife into a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626561
That would be extremely painful. For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626560
You sir, are a true gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626567
Suika is pretty cute. For a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
In a russian mafia-like accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
Is half-asleep an accent?

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna take a Succubus on a romantic date

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566

japanese i guess?

Or maybe like an Osakan if she'd be from that region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
Same as me, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626582
>I'm bored
>What kind of foreplay is this? I'm not even wetter than usual
>When are you going to put it in?
>I'm thirsty
>These heels hurt
>I want you to take me home and fuck me until your eyes roll back already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
Considering she's from the in-universe equivalent of Japan I've always imagined something like a kansai accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626564
>trasncribe ye olde english from FFT on PSP like Alp
Hilarious and accurate.

The other guys you mentioned are definitely the best we have, or had. I'd replace Machine with Captain and Penywise though. Machine's ego was terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626582
Without kissing on the first date.
And handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626586
After the meal we going to an opera

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
I always imagined her sounding a little like the dubbed version of Lightening for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
She's from Britbong so I guess she'd have a Britbong accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
Southern US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626593
>Oi mate chip chip cheerio, put ya willy in me fanny already ya wankah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626593
Britbong here, the thought of a monster girl with a local accent terrifies me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
Egyptian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626598
>chav waifu
No thanks.
I'd imagine that's how British Onis would sound though. Chavs love their cheap booze.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna hold a Succubus' hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626598
>>13626600
I'm sure it wouldn't be something that obnoxious. She'd probably have a deep mature sophisticated voice, with a light accent that gets thicker when she gets angry.

Then you have the two heads that are full Britbong and keep threatening you and swear on their mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626600
>Yorkshireman Vampire
>Manc cunt Kikimora
>Geordie Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626593
>>13626598
>>13626600
YOU GORMLESS TOSSAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626606
yo gonna get your soul sucked yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626600
I live in a rural area. We'd have lots of Holsts, weresheep, catgirls and maybe kitsunes because of all the foxes. It'd be weird to think they'd have different accents if they're from around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626610
Worse than all those. Brummie Wight

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Anxiety_Incarnate edits Semi-Incubised Veteran Get's Mistreated: The Story. (There shouldn't be an apostrophe there, Anxiety.)
The thread is taken over by frogs. Fun fact: A male Darwin's Frog (Rhinoderma darwinii) will, upon two weeks of guarding his mate's fertilised eggs, proceed to swallow them all up and carry them within his vocal pouch. When the tadpoles have grown into baby frogs, the male vomits them all out to live their life.
/mgt/ becomes a superhero.
Monstergirl ASMR. Experience the joys of a fat NEET gazer eating doritos just inches away from your own eardrums.
Anubisfucker confirmed for pooping back and forth with his anubis waifu. Forever. ))<>((
The Dire Kikimora needs no broom. The intensity of her glare is enough to incinerate dirt on sight.
Anon writes Summer Dreams. It's about a tomboy genki dark elf summerdress-clad onee-san.
Panty-Quest updates with holstaurus.
Quicksilver turns Hummingbird-chan into a prose story. Say hi to Emma the hummingbird girl.
Mad Hatter testing commences.
Colourful Cupids cause copulation.
Anon gets a sketch of lamia Shantae.
Loen draws a wight. I think. I'm not sure if that's new or not.

Listening to the Unsung War makes skimming over 2181 posts in a thread seem much more exciting than it actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626588

I still stand by my point that if the little turd blossom who unironically named himself after testicles would stop fucking crying on ELH's shoulder because he can't characterize shit or stop second-guessing himself because he's too busy trying to write for other people instead of doing what he wants with memetic bullshit like ripping off Lovecraft, then yeah.

I'd pay attention to him. Or care.

Either way, i'll just stick with Vengeance and Seafoam because at least those're good for a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626556
But the Oni is sweet as candy.

>>13626566
Southern drawl...
>>13626596
You sir! I would like to buy you a drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626600
>'allo govnah! Up for a tumble in me sack at five bong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626612
I wish we had more soulsucking Succubi, like that greentext with the fake Kikimora Succubus who made the master rape his wife to death and ate her soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
>Accents
Oh god anon, please no. I can't handle thinking about monstergirls with accents again.
Accents are my fetish.
And now I can't stop thinking of a hellhound with an Irish accent. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626518
>At the suggestion of the Ryu, the teachers introduced a new period to everyone's class schedule
>Everyone now had a designated class where they would 'learn practical life skills' by helping with repairs on the school building, overseen by the Ryu of course
>In one such class, your classmates had convinced you to get up on a ladder to 'inspect the ceiling'
>They also called the Ryu over to spot you, but when she approached, the pushed the ladder over, with you still on it
>Everything was a blur as you fell on top of her, the ladder clattering loudly to the floor
>
>Your landing had been fairly soft, but the blood drained out of your face as you opened your eyes
>You were face to face with the imposing, austere Snake-Dragon, and she was... blushing.
>Why was she blushing?
>You had never seen her show nearly that much emotion before
>As you sheepishly try to get up, the Ryu's large, strong claws pull you back in
>An odd, wet thing prods at your lips
>Oh no.
>You finally realize the implications of having your face so close to hers
>You were kissing her.
>You were kissing her, and she was trying to kiss you back
>After that, you were hers.
>She had you moved to her shrine, where she promised to finish educating you and give you a life befitting the 'man who swept her off her feet'
>When you first arrived at her mountaintop shrine, you were terrified
>The intense, commanding aura of the Ryu seemed to assure you that she was going to punish you thoroughly for the rest of your days
>You didn't really mind leaving home, school was a drag and your parents were ass holes, but you didn't fancy living the rest of your life as a slave
>To your surprise, the Ryu lovingly took you into her bedroom and shyly asked you to marry her
>She told you all about the comfy life you'd have with her, and you believed her wholeheartedly
>The way her domineering facade just vanished in private made you melt

>That was six years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
Vampire with german accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626608
Chimera
>Dragons personality is a sophisticated lady, teasing and charming you into submission
>Goats personality is very smart but will shyly stutter and get embarressed
>Lion sounds kind of butch, but cares deeply for you
>Snake is OW MY WOOOORD. GIVE US A SNOG YOU SLAAAAG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626617
>Unsung War

CUM HISTORIA
MUTAT VALDE RAZGRIZ
REVELAT IPSUM
PRIMUM DAEMON SCELESTUS EST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626617
>Unsung War
Muh nig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626617
>I'm not sure if that's new or not.
It's about a week old I'm pretty sure, if not more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626617
Never leave us again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626624
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626624
I just wish there was more stuff about non-fatal soul sucking. Like a succubus who just nibbles on the soul, and lets it grow back. Or one who sucks her lover's soul into herself completely, and bestows it back upon him with another bout of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kanemaki Thomas > Hirame > Z-Ton > Hroz > Setouchi > Ahobaka > Nenemaru > Gozz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626627
Neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626640
Big Cats > Wolves and Hounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626640
They're all shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626632
>You will never be a pilot and save a nation from a nuclear strike by destorying an orbital weapons satellite with your valkyrie wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626639
>Or one who sucks her lover's soul into herself completely, and interacts with him inside her soul before vomiting him back in through his dick
I'ma steal this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626624

I would, but too busy being shit at writing to even attempt the sweet rapture of incubization through soul sucking on the levels of somebody like ManyEyedHydra or any other competent writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626651
You a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626639
>Non-fatal soul sucking
I like my soul where it is, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626624
Yeah fuck that and fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626640
>Anyone under Ahobaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626640

Toumasu's insect girls are to die for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626667
He's still a pretty good artist. He just has shit-tier fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626661

Yeah that's why I'm not too keen on them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626639
>non fatal soul sucking
kc approves

kek

[Anonymous No.]

A thunderbird tries to serenade you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

[Anonymous No.]

>faggots still delude themselves into thinking monster girls wouldn't be as bad as human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626627
>The Ryu had been right, your life at her shrine was pretty fantastic
>You had anything you wanted, and the serene, intensely peaceful feeling of the mountaintop was just perfect
>It was much better than the loud, busy, dangerous metropolis of MGC, that was for sure
>You sit on a rock overlooking the little farming town so far below you and contemplate your past
>Those damn farmers sure must be laying it on thick, usually their requests don't take this long
>Well, you only had one other time to compare it to
>Your previous participation in your waifu's 'Ritual of Rain-Calling' had fallen a little flat
>It was just a few months after you had moved in with her, and you were woefully underwhelming
>You only managed to last two days out of the three
>The Ryu felt so bad for imposing such a huge task on you after that; the two of you had cuddled together for two full days after the failed ritual
>Fortunately, that was enough to give the farmers the rain that they asked for
>You had been preparing for this moment since very soon after that incident
>There was no way you would disappoint your gentle, caring waifu like that again
>You had done hours of research, purchased a bunch of supplies, and talked things over with your waifu extensively
>One of the Shirohebi attendants taps you on the shoulder
>You turn and see one of her sisters ushering the farmers out of the shrine
>"Lady Eris is ready for you, young Master."
>"Right. Thanks."
>You stand up
>It's time.
>You meet your waifu in her room, chat a bit, shower with her, eat a hearty meal, and shower with her again
>After this, she goes off for a quick flight to ready herself
>The Ryu had taught you several spells during your time with her, and you had come up with a few of your own
>Excitement builds as you enter the magically sealed chamber at the exact center of the shrine that only the two of you can access
>You have a lot to set up and a long three days ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626512
You would transform into a giant cannon of death and blow the gods outta the fucking sky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626709
Monster Girl were hunted to extinction by human women to prevent them from stealing their men!

[Anonymous No.]

I never knew purging a pastebin could feel so liberating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626709
Well they're certainly lower maintenance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
Voldyoulikearollinzehay.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626137
Nice to see this get more content. Keep it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626740
My comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626137
Fraulein Fluffenwerfer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626720
I find that funny for some reason. They're willing to commit genocide for a sex that they continuously ridicule and protest against. They fight for a sex that they themselves are trying to eliminate to make the world a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
I'm a waifu collector, so they would speak with accents from all across the world.
I have a soft spot for those with the heaviest, most noticeable accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626324
>all the holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626722
>Immediately check Alp's bin
How surprising. It wasn't him. Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626763

Is it not time to touch the cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626646
mfw someone saved my colour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626763
All the non shit or married ones yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626767
I did the same thing. I even had "Alp pls" written out and the captcha ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626767
It wasn't? Huh. Well, I checked the only four I really care about and they are still there, so I guess it isn't a big deal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626722
Just who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626763
Oh god I think I can see her ribs, someone get this girl some food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626763
Time to improve the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626806
Its probably some human girl cosplaying as a Holstaur. Now Holstaur is that flat or shit. A loli Holstaur has more breasts than that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626718
>DAY 1
>The secret room is very large and has all sorts of oddly shaped and exotic furniture inside of it
>The floor is hard, smooth stone that is painted with all sorts of runes and magic circles
>The roof is more of a brightly shining, forcefield-like barrier; you can see the moon rising amongst the stars above you
>This room had taken almost three years to complete, and nearly everything inside of it served to amplify and aid in the ritual you were about to perform
>It is almost midnight before the Ryu returns from her flight
>She passes through the barrier with ease as she gracefully descends from the sky
>You are unable to conceal your excited smile as you approach the fidgeting Snake-Dragon in the middle of the room
>She blushes with anticipation, days, weeks, months, and even years of planning have gone in to this endeavor
>You have already shed your clothes; you hear the Ryu moan grunt a bit in surprise as you step out of the shadows
>"Hey." you whisper in her green, wing-like ear as you embrace her
>She is only a couple inches taller than you now; when you first met her, your head was barely level with her chest
>"Good evening, my love..."
>"It's almost midnight. Let's get started, mmm?"
>Eris nods and begins to untie her long, flowing robes
>The intricate folds of green, blue and purple cloth fall from her shoulders, but she quickly covers herself with her scaly Dragon-claws as best she can
>"Hey, I know your nervous, Eris..."
>You lovingly caress her pale, white shoulders
>"I'm intimidated too. I know you would never hurt me on purpose, and we took extra special care to make sure accidents don't happen, right?"
>"Right, my love."
>The Ryu brightens a bit and she slowly lowers her claws slowly to her sides
>You wordlessly take her claw in your hand and escort her to the first contraption as if you were her butler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626767
Who the hell is it then? Checked all the obvious candidates and important people but none of them seem to have changed. I think we might be taking the bait or it was some 1 story writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626814
Why is she cosplaying?

[Anonymous No.]

Mistress name: Lady Amaline
Mistress type: Leanan Sidhe
Suspected Personality: Royal, Arrogant OR Caring and sweet
Butler Title: Butler’s surname OR Butlers first name
Contract length: Half yearly contract, option for permanent extension.
Notes: Butler is to be discreet and must enjoy painted-art.

Lady Amaline has approached MGC Maid Central with the wish to hire a butler. As per rule an interview was conducted and processed into this profile with additional information.

Surrounding MGC’s core one can find a vast array of smaller services and shops set up to accommodate the various needs of both Monstergirl and humans present in MGC. This area, also known as the shop and serve district is quite popular due the large amount of working class Monstergirls going from and to MGC’s city core. This district is in addition quite accessible by the surprisingly well arranged public transport and many flightpaths. Many consider this district the ultimate place to shop, causing the entire district to be crowded at all times. Even the night is no exception as one will still find many open stores due to the many types of Monstergirl who prefer night over day.

Lady Amaline owns a well-known painted-art gallery in the shop and serve district, displaying and selling many works of art every day. The prices of the artworks sold seem to be directly coupled to the quality of said works. Low quality art being far cheaper than higher quality art. Her art gallery is extremely popular and is known to sell “tasty” art, causing for many other Leanen Sidhe to come and visit the gallery to stock up on various pieces of painted art. Lady Amaline herself is furthermore well known for the highly tasty art she makes. She however only makes a few pieces of art a week, working solo in her own penthouse above her gallery. Other Leanen Sidhes are employed to make the majority of the lower quality artworks for the more common fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626823
Human women will do anything to try and get a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626827
[Profile Continued]

Instead of painting the lady spends most of the day as a host in her gallery, helping clueless Leanne Sidhe pick the tastiest genre of painted art for them.

You as her future butler will receive your own room to use in Lady Amaline’s penthouse, which you can freely decorate and use to your hearts content. In addition you are free to use any of the facilities in the penthouse to your own needs. Lady Amaline had custom equipment installed in her human sized penthouse to accommodate for her own needs. She however never removed any of the human size equipment, suggesting that she might need it in the future. She states that this is also the reason why she does not live in a home more befitting of her own size. Aside from a room you will furthermore receive a small budget usable for purchasing your own food for consumption, as the Lady herself does not consume regular food. Lastly you will receive a few pieces of art each month, which with you are free to do as you like. Lady Amaline furthermore mentioned not to take note of the fact that both the majority of the art in her own penthouse, and the art you will receive usually involves a fairy snuggling with a human, a fairy playing outside or otherwise having a good and carefree life.
Our Kikimora interviewer first described Lady Amaline as an arrogant little brat that should be swat with a broom. However after some coffee and a few headpats our interviewer gave a more proper description of Lady Amaline. Lady Amaline wore a blue beret and a blue dress decorated with various colorful flowers during her interview. Furthermore Lady Amaline had various other flower decorations around her body, including her boots and on her beret. Our Kikimora further mentioned that it somehow gave her quite a royal look, instead of making her look like an overgrown Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626817
Continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626767
>>13626787
same here. Wanted to check, saw the Tewi image (which means it's most likely an oh so clever ruse) but then checked anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626829
Then why is she acting tsun? Her strategy is flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626832
It is further worth mentioning that our Kikimora interviewer mentioned that her Kiki-sense tingled and told her that Lady Amaline seemed like a tired person, even if she didn’t display it directly during the interview.

After confirming with us that interviews were confidential and would only be shared with potential butlers, Lady Amaline shared all chores and expectations she had for you as her future butler. Lady Amaline’s expects you to be at her side most of the day. This means being active as a host in Lady Amaline’s gallery alongside her, several days in the week. You will be expected to help maintain Lady Amaline’s royal and high standing image during this time and help costumers with their sales. You will not have to worry about training, as you will receive training by the Lady herself beforehand.

Outside of working as a host in her gallery, you will spend your time together with Lady Amaline in her apartment. Lady Amaline will ask you to avoid calling her “Lady” during this time and simply refer to her as “Amaline” or any other name you deem to be fitting or funny. It will be your task to help both Amaline and yourself unwind from the long and stressful working days. Amaline has mentioned to have long been longing to receive headpats and being snuggled with. She would also highly enjoy playing more “childish” games and was hoping that you as her future butler could perhaps perform these acts to and together with her.

Lady Amaline mentioned that she loves seeing various kinds of art other than paintings and was hoping she could watch, and perhaps help you cook home-made meals. She also mentioned that she’d love to watch you work on some kind of hobby. Above all Lady Amaline would like to be treated like a normal Leanan Sidhe and fairy-kind, and not some kind of high standing art-royalty.

Those interested in this contract can visit their local matching department to schedule a meeting with Lady Amaline and receive further information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626546
>pervy master and the M denial kikimora
I want this with a hellhound maid instead of a kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626838
Because she's a human woman, she's naturally shit. Not even cosplay can fix that, maybe she thinks playing hard to get is the way to get a man. Either way, whoever she said that too is probably happily married to a real monster girl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626827
>tfw can't get into the mood of being a butler who's called by name/surname because my name sound stupid as shit when pronounced in english

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626843
That makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626841
>Hellhound
>Ever being a sub

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626847
>lel kikimoras can light dom their masters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626846
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626767
>>13626805

A guy tired of wallowing in mediocrity going through a quarter-life crisis and wondering if it's even worthwhile to write mostly smut exclusively over trying to actually get gud.

So nobody important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626846
Since when do human women make sense?

Then again, traditionally playing hard to get has worked, but that's not in the presence of MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626850
>It's okay when subs are doms,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626867
Man I'm never going to be as deep into hating human women as you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626866
I don't think that guy was Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626626
>>13626566
LET ALRAUN'S GROW AND SLIME GALS FLOW IN A FREE AND EASY WAY
BUT GIVE ME A 'NOUGH OF THE FINE, OL' STUFF THAT'S MADE NEAR MONST'R BAY
COME PALADINS ALL FROM LESCATIE, SLAVIA AND BRINGHAM TOO.
OH, WE'LL GIVE 'EM THE SLIP AND WE'LL TAKE A SIP
OF THEIR RARE STRONG HUSBAND DEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626872
Well, most human women do make no sense at all. I'm not saying they're all hateable, but you can literally say we know more about the bottom of the sea than we know about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626845
It wouldn't be too hard to get your Mistress to call you by a different name anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626866
Might as well tell us, faggot. I keep checking pastebins, but everyone seems to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626866
What's that thing sayng 'tanikaze-san!'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626872
That wasn't even a particularly hateful comment; you'll hear it echoed by men across the world and across cultures, too. Hell, you'll even get women admitting that women don't make sense.

That aside, never say never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626875
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626827
>>13626832
>>13626840
Would serve, I think she'd be disappointed at me being awful at every hobby I love though. My hobby work would taste like burned toast to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626901
Well men don't really make sense, people don't make sense, monster girls don't make sense.

This thread doesn't make any sense. If making sense was our concern we'd question how a hybrid of an ectothermic and an endothermic creature would work. But we don't because we want to focus on her grapey breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626900
Tsumugi, an alien/human hybrid from Knights of Sidonia. Its a really good sci fi manga and anime. The second season is currently airing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626900

http://i.imgur.com/gSzDBvE.jpg

Your new giant tentacle monster waifu, Tsumugi.

Who may or may not have a human-friendly probe that's eerily shaped like a weird penis of some sort that she uses to talk to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624354
Wasn't SoM actually good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626912
>If making sense was our concern we'd question how a hybrid of an ectothermic and an endothermic creature would work.
We've done that before. Repeatedly. You have seen our myriad discussions of MG physiology, right?

At any rate, that's not the point. While it's true no one makes sense, human females are often noted as making exceptionally little, and seeing one in a world of MG acting completely contrary to her assumed goals would likely get a reaction like that even from people that don't hate muh womyn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626874

I just checked. It was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626891
I don't even know what I'd want her to call me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626817
>"Oh, please."
>You grin as you turn to her, Eris was always sensitive to you teasing her by acting submissive
>You know she would never drop her dominant persona when anyone other than you was around
>Whenever you had to go out, you would act as submissive and well-trained as possible, just to make her squirm
>"Sorry." you giggle a bit
>The first piece of furniture is very long
>It looks like a skinny, plastic-covered couch in a bathtub
>There are several magically strengthened straps along the couch and a sturdy, metal pillory stands at the foot of it
>"Okay love. You lay on your belly here, facing me."
>You stand in front of the open pillory as Eris positions herself on the contraption
>She props herself up with her arms; her beautifully pale, D-cup breasts squeezed between her smooth, scaly arms
>Her extremely long, green tail extends almost to the other end of the skinny, padded table
>"Arms go here and here, and your neck goes here."
>"Mmmmmnnn..."
>Eris moans and blushes a bit as you point to the half-circle openings in the bottom half of the pillory
>The holes are lined with soft Were-Sheep wool, but strong enough to keep even a Wurm in place
>The Ryu complies, lowering herself into the pillory
>You carefully bring the top half down and lock her into it with a heavy padlock
>Once she is secure, you kneel in front of her and push her long, silky, lavender-colored hair out of her face
>Your hands rest tenderly on her cheeks as you stare into each other's eyes
>"I love you, Eris."
>You kiss her softly, groping and nibbling at her soft, full lips with your own
>Her breathing is heavy and her eyelids flutter a little as you eventually break form her
>Before you get up again, you tie her hair back in a thick braid
>"Gotta get that out of the way..."
>"Thank you, my love."
>You know how much your waifu dislikes her hair hanging in her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626919
>>13626920
Thanks, I'll give it a read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626920
Tsumugi is moe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626930
His pastebin still shows up for me thankfully, it'd also suck if Wightmom and Yandere(?) Kitsune got deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626941

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626827
>>13626832
>>13626840
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This profile, and all earlier posted profiles can always be viewed in these archives. Potential butlers can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

MGC Maid Central wishes all butlers and Masters a Kiki-tastic day!

>>13626910
Do remember that Leanan Sidhe give strong inspiration and cause the talent of those they like to skyrocket. You'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626866
>>13626920
>>13626940
Tsumugi a best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626941
I don't read much of his stuff but the Kitsune story was love. I get her has frequent pity parties but he's still pretty good from the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626945
Still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626963
Well it's empty for me. Save them will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626956
I like how the best girl in the series is a tentacle monster with a giant talking penis she uses to interact with humans.

But then this is a show where the other girls are a genderless clone in the process of becoming a woman, a seven foot tall android, a tactical genius who is normal other than photosynthesizing for her food, an immortal meglomaniac with a dress up fetish and a retarded alien clone of the dead love interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626974
Nevermind, they're private.

Fuck you Bollocks. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626975
That immortal megalomaniac won the Nagatebowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626974
>>13626983

You guys deserve better, and a purging was needed to try and forget the past. Since clearly that's not an ill-advised way to try and get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627011
Can't you just back them up somewhere first so the people interrested can DL them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626934
>Bondage
and dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626934
>Eris flexes her claws restlessly and tries to crane around to look at you as you walk behind her
>One by one, you fasten the multitude of reinforced leather straps along the Ryu's whole body
>"Done. Now, how about a nice massage?"
>"Yes please, my love!" the Ryu calls from the other end of her pillory
>"Well alright then."
>You swing your leg across her back and straddle her
>Eris gasps and shivers as she feels your flaccid member drag across her back
>Ignoring this, you firmly grasp her wide, soft shoulders with your hands
>You begin to knead at them, teasing the strong, rippling muscles under her pristine, white skin
>"You're so tense, Eris..."
>She moans deeply as her muscles spasm while you massage them
>Your strong, skilled hands dance up and down her back, her sides and her neck
>Under your loving, careful ministrations, the Ryu's well-toned muscles finally begin to relax
>She moans and grunts a bit as you press on the knots of tension, slowly relieving and loosening them
>You bend down over her and reach for her breasts, which dangle around the narrowing in the massage table that was designed especially for them
>"Hnnnnhhh..."
>Eris whines as your hands sink in to her deliciously soft flesh
>You knead and grope at her boobs, occasionally breathing and blowing on her neck or back
>You trace tiny, feathery kisses along her shoulder blades as she moans and struggles occasionally in the pillory
>Despite her immense strength, she is no match for the magically enhanced restraints
>Eventually, you move down to the Ryu's tail
>You gently trace your finger along where her scales become skin, just above her butt
>She squirms a bit as you gently squeeze her firm, scaly ass
>You are extremely careful around the one, larger scale at the bottom of the part in her cheeks
>Her reverse scale.
>Eris freezes as you breathe on it, ever so slightly
>"You ok up there?"
>All you hear is the Ryu's heavy, ragged breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627016

>Anybody interested

Got a chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626566
I don't really know what an Egyptian Accent sounds like...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626617
>Anubisfucker confirmed for pooping back and forth with his anubis waifu. Forever. ))<>((
What. But. That's. No. Just. Ugh.

Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627011
kek

Well, now you really do write just for you. The lie becomes truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626640
I prefer Hirame > Thomas > Takatsu > Z-Ton > Hroz > Setouchi >>>>> Ahobaka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627093
Well that sounds like anubisfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627093
Like the guy who looks like Egyptian Jay Leno who's in charge of the Department of Antiquities in Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627095
Anubis poop trading is now canon. It'll be forgotten soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627095
That's Zhana for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627016

httpscolonslashwww dot sendspacedotcomslashfileslashdwdhkn

Since you asked nicely. I can re-upload them if you want but I'd prefer not to since like I said, you guys at least deserve better and I'm fairly certain I can't deliver that to you at the moment.

Don't even mean that in a pity party wishy washy kind of way either, because everything is starting to run together and turn into another kerfuffle of ad nauseum bullshit that one is infamous for.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try to ignore a Cheshire.

And then she sees my boner and keeps going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627107
>Spoiler
God I hope so.

>>13627100
>>13627102
I don't even. Now I'm just picturing characters from The Mummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627035
>"Y-y-y-yes..."
>Her usually calm, shy voice is cracked and desperate
>Despite her reply, you move from her butt and her reverse scale and finish massaging the length of her tail
>Once you finally finish, you gently trace a circle around the tip of her tail with your finger
>Eris thrashes a bit, and you return to the front of her pillory
>Her face is colored a bright red and her long, skinny, reptilian tongue hangs all the way out of her panting mouth
>You lovingly pet her on the head as her bright cyan eyes slowly come in to focus
>"I'll be right back. You did so well, my love."
>The Ryu nods weakly; you are sure that your infinitesimally small tease at her reverse scale had slightly aroused an uncontrollable lust within your waifu
>You couldn't have her climaxing so soon, that was for sure
>The whole ritual was dependent on you almost constantly teasing her for three full days, without letting her orgasm
>After getting something off one of the wall racks, you return to your captive
>You set it down in front of Eris, allowing her to look at it while you undo her restraints
>Soon, she sits up on the massage table, still panting a bit
>A large puddle of arousal stains the table, just around where her pussy had been
>"How was the massage?"
>You grin at her
>"G-good, my love."
>Eris twines her left arm around yours, interlacing her razor-sharp talons wit your fingers
>Despite the fact that she could easily mangle your hand, you feel perfectly safe to hold hands with her
>She would never dream of harming you as long as she lived
>"I'm glad. It kinda took a lot out of me. We might have to cut tonight shor... HEY!"
>The Ryu jumps and freezes, eyes locked with yours
>Her other hand is frantically massaging her crotch
>"No masturbating! You know that as well as I do..."
>She blushes shamefully
>"P-please, love... j-just one..."
>"No."
>You get up to retrieve the harness-like object from the floor
>"B-but... I need it! Just a little one! Please!"
>"You can wait."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627112
>hey kid, wanna yiff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627111
>you guys at least deserve better and I'm fairly certain I can't deliver that to you at the moment
Nigga stop being emo, we're lucky we get anything considering how shit these threads are.

For the record I enjoyed Wight Mom for what it was, not everything needs to be a new york times best seller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627117
And the boner is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627120

The two latest stories are un-privatized again since doing that was a dick move.

It's less about it being a New York Times Best Seller and more of them being anything but fanfiction.net cringeworthy bullshit. I mean shit, even ELH is berating me for using "can't" on reflex. But that's all for today folks, back to MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627111
Thank you, I was worried i'd never see your works again.
If you want my opinion on what to do: Never remove any works, no matter the quality. Yes sure, you will be making works in your life that aren't high quality. Perhaps some of those works are even outright bad.

But those works act as a good way to improve and look back on. Showing how you improved, or what bad moments you had in your history is nothing to be afraid of.

But most importantly: Works you might have considered shit, might have been enjoyed by others. So in my opinion you shouldn't be deleting shit ever. Feel free to mark work as "low quality" if you consider it that. It's eventually up to the reader to decide what he really thinks about it.

Now relax a little, let the Kiki give you a massage and have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627113

>Knigga doesn't know what Dr. Zahi Hawass sounds like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o2ARbsbmik

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626955
The lack of maid profiles is driving me crazy, the kikimora interviewer too, she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627135

You and your Kikimoras can go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627135
This. I'd delete most of my pastebin if it wasn't for knowing some people actually like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13625873
holy shit is this cruel
but holy hell is it erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627137
I don't know if it's because he sounds passionate or some other reason but I'm loving this accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627163
He's extremely charismatic. Pretty typical Egyptian accent though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627157

It's extaordinarily nauseating to know a fucking Manticore story was the only one that people seemed to genuinely care about if not on just a memetic level.

But that brings another question.

How deep does the tailpussy actually go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627116
>You return to the horny, suffering Ryu
>"Now, you're going to wear this while we sleep. I can't have you cumming without me, can I?"
>You hold up the specially tailored chastity belt you had commissioned for her
>"Stand up, my love."
>Reluctantly, your waifu rises to meet you, blushing all the while
>She wrings her claws nervously; you can tell she is desperate to return to fondling her aching folds
>Ignoring this, you fasten the first, padded metal band around Eris's waist and lock it
>A metal plate completely covers her pussy; little nubs stick out of the silicon pad on the underside of the plate
>The nubs press ever so slightly into her wet, squishy pussy
>The Ryu bites her lip a bit as each bump of the nubs against her sends electric pleasure throughout her body
>A thin, metal strap fits between your waifu's but cheeks and a second, cup-like metal piece hangs from it
>This piece covers her reverse scale and makes sure there is no way anything or anyone can touch it
>The front strap and the back strap connect to a second belt that you lock around the Ryu's tail, a little below her butt
>Once fully locked, the chastity belt glows and tightens itself
>"There we go. Now, you can cum all you want if you get that off before morning comes."
>Eris's face brightens a bit, but try as she might, she is unable to remove the belt with her claws
>She tries to slide it up and down, but her wide, scaly hips keep it firmly in place
>She tries to knead the pad into her pussy, but the metal is stiff, and the squishy silicon nubs barely tickle her bits
>You grin
>"I'll be in bed. I hope you'll join me!"
>With a wink, you walk to the bed across the room
>The Ryu sighs in frustration and slowly follows you, slithering across the smooth, stone floor
>She climbs into bed with you; her chastity belt clinks and clatters softly whenever she moves
>"Goodnight, my love."
>You gently kiss Eris on the lips and wrap your arms around her
>Hopefully she'll be able to sleep a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627185
I'm gonna continue this later. I'm not feeling super enthusiastic about it, so it'l probably get revised a lot. It's also gonna be fairly long. Stay tuned.

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627181
I imagine it has some kind of cervix or something where the end of the bulb meets the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627181
>How deep does the tailpussy actually go?
That depends on the average length of the tailpussies innards.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Monster girl daughters rebel against their moms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627229
By V'ing the fatheru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627229
By joining The Order?
Wearing an Abstinance Ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627229
Handholding with their father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627229
Suppressing their instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627229
By dating black guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627188
3 days of teasing a Ryu? Are you mad anon?

I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627237
>>13627239
Sounds like they become ticking time bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627147
Come on now anon, no need to be upset. Just let the Kiki take care of your needs and help you take hold of your life. You will feel much better afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an ill human boy, bed stricken as my daughteru comes in, saying she's home from school. She'd hop into my bed as I ask her about her day, and she tells me how everything went, while I listen and nod. Eventually she'd ask me when I'll get better so the three of us, me, her, and her mother, can all go out on a picnic under the stars, just like old times. I'd rustle her head and tell her soon, then tell her that I need to rest for a while. She'd be stubborn and want to stay with me, so I'd just hug her tightly while I rest my eyes. Then while doing the bills, my waifu begins hearing screaming as she rushes to the bedroom and sees her daughteru desperately begging her dad to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Yetis such love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627257

Because they know it's not your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627254
I want to hold my life as i would hold my kiki maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627257
They're hidden gems, Anon. Delicate, fluffy, caring and loveable. They're also stronk as fuck but prefer to be gentle to everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627260
Man they could turn the most staunch Paladin with cuddles and love. Male or female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627246
Maybe a little mad, yes. I'm glad you liked i!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627266
it*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627188
Yeah, I had a feeling it was you. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627257
They're like the Mike Vining of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627273
Heh, I'm planning on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627264
>Being held in such a warm hug
>You can tell she easy exert more force if she wanted but she wouldn't dream of hurting you
>You just feel so safe and secure in the embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go operating innawoods with my wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627289
But Anon, she'll molest you in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627264
Exactly. They would easily be my favorite if I didn't love undead so much. Easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627294

>Hugged by a Zombie and a Yeti
>The Zombie takes in your body heat and moans about how warm you are while the Yeti keeps you warm with her own body heat.
>Thus turning you into a battery of body heat.
>They both hug you a bit closer and tighter as it goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627279
She's got some nice pillows.
>>13627285
I'd never want her to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627293
That's fine, it'll end up a mutual molestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627318
A Molest-off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627350
How would a mexican molest-off would work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627350
If your grope a werewolf in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does she make a sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627358
works with snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627358
I don't know but I would love to see it.
>>13627362
Wait....wouldn't you be there to hear it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627362
I don't know, but I know you'll sure be making sounds soon after.

>>13627309
Oh god. It sounds so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627244
That's against both parents though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627255
Story about Anon's MG family and friends going to his funeral and mourning his death when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626847
>not wanting to "accidentally" harass and blue ovary an obedient hellhound maid, until just being close to you makes her face flushed and her breathing heavy while she struggles to maintain neutral composure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627369
A guy walks into a bar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627279
>little yeti wants to grow up to be Delta Force like Mike Vining
>but her fingers are too big and fluffy to fire a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627265
>Paladin gets lost in a blizzard
>A Yeti finds him a bit early on
>When she approaches to hug him he back steps, saying he doesn't want help from an enemy even though the blizzard is starting to take its toll
>But she advances anyway and hugs him
>He panicks and tries to reach for his sword but his arms are stuck in her hug
>"I'm not your enemy. I'm just someone here to help you."
>She rests her head on his chest even though he was still wearing thick armor and he could feel himself going lax in her embrace.
>He tried again to reach for his sword or at least get away. But he couldn't break free. Despite her strength he was in no pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627392
This gives me a heartboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627392
Will the paladin go on adventures with the yeti perpetually hugging him from behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627385
This is a cool idea, a poor hellhound that needs money to pay her college but the only work available that pays well is being a maid, gets hired by a pervert master and gets molested, the hellhound wants to jump on him there and then but can't because if she does she will get fired so she has to endure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627399
>she rides piggyback with him everywhere with a smile on her face
>she won't let go until he's "cured"
>he slowly starts to warm up to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627400
This makes me angry for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627408
Yetis are the monster girls that will take down the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627391
>Letting my little girl be taken to buttfuckistan on a covert operation
>Letting her even get near disgusting dirty terrorists
>Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627435
What if they're monstergirl terrorists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627254

Don't tell me to accept an MG I don't even like into my heart. Especially when i'm drowning in Angry Orchard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627440
No deal. Daddy knows she wouldn't like it because he's been one, and things weren't prerry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627440
ALL monster girls are terrorists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627446
Drowning yourself in alcohol is what E3 is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627440
You combat them with sex, why would you want to bring a mg soldier to a sex operation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627446
>Drinking Angry Orchard
I miss having real Strongbow around here. Johnny Appleseed isn't bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627452

More like i've just been depressed about alot of things in general lately for some reason, and haven't had the drive to do anything but shitpost and drink Angry Orchard.

>TFW no Apple Tree Dryad who throws the fruits of her 'loins' at you since you're too dense to recognize she's tsundere for you

[Anonymous No.]

Little Anon Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating of curds and whey;
Along came spider
Made him cum inside her
And took Anon Muffet away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627399
>>13627408

>"Are you going to let go any time soon?"
>"Nope"
>"Why?"
>"Because I don't want you getting in a fight with someone else and getting hurt"
>Her friendly attitude and persistence finally wore him down
>He tells her won't try and pick fights monsters which makes her happy
>But he also says he won't let injustices go by either
>She had no problem with this though
>She teasingly asks if he's falling for her
>There's a long silence before he begrudgingly admits that he does
>This takes her a bit off guard.
>Some time passes
>Even though he left the order eventually he still kept his chivalrous spirit now helping both monster and human alike
>And when he came home he had a nice warm and fluffy hug waiting for him after a long day out and about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627459
I'm okay with this outcome.

More kidnapping and Stockholm Syndrome stories when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627459
W-Will she be gentle at least? I have arachnaphobia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627468
Telling an Arachne that just seems like a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627468

Your Arachnophobia just makes her arousal skyrocket.

>>13627466

When you write one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627473
>>13627474
B-But why though? Why be a bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627468
She'll make sure to incorporate her spider bits just to make you scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627440
>>13627448

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627478

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627476

Spider MGs tend to be more on the sadist side of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627474
>When you write one.
Pfff, I still have pic-related to fap to.
...and lament since the writefag never wanted to continue.
>>13627478
Nasheed al sawarim~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627478
>last panel
>not an explosion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627478

Aloha Snackbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627477
>>13627485
But if she keeps doing mean stuff like that though she might make me cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627501

That just accelerates her motivation further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627501

I hope a Jorou-gumo puts you in ara ara~ positions of rope bondage and makes you cry bloody tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627506
>>13627535
Will there at least be healing afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

would you guys be willing to move over to my imageboard? you can post all the NSFW content you want there

http://104.236.78.192/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627555
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627555
I'm too scared to click this link where does it go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627555
Nah, it already looks like a neo-/jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Stories about Monster Girls trying to court human boys that have severe phobias of them are my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627553

She'll thank you for the meal and hug your exhausted and bound body with her many legs and arms
And then she'll tell you to look forward to tomorrow night as you fall asleep, still bound to her web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627583
Mine too, it's a shame we lack stories on the subject though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627583

>A shirohebi trying to court a guy who has an extreme fear of snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627583
Who would be afraid of a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627613
Someone afraid of worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627613
Anybody with a building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627593
>>13627583

Had a smut short idea of that once with an Apophis getting together with a guy after his father had an arm broken by a scorned Lamia girlfriend.

Didn't pan out for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't catch me if I go live in space, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627669
They'll follow the booty anywhere anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627669
Comet Girls
Planet Girls
Star Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627669
Abominations, things that don't need to breath, and things that can create their own space around them certainly could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626487
Then this happens.
http://nhentai.net/g/111240/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627683
>>13627685

>Being raped by astronomical objects and the unknown
Oh what the fuck this is so unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627683

>Mars Girls doing a come hither pose saying she wants to create new life together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627669
cosmic horror girl

xenomorph girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627692
Life's unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627692
Tough shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626167
Dire Caragors are a relatively new species to Mordor, having begun to appear with Sauron's resurgence, and as such, very little is known about them. What is known amongst the P'Orcs and rangers is that these felines have a distinctive white coat and an increase in muscle and hight over even regular Caragors, easily reaching seven and a half to eight feet. Even when dire Caragor kittens are found, a rare occurrence as their birth rates are one to two at a time, it is easy to see the increased muscle mass over their more common cousins.
It can only be surmised that dire caragor mothers take a similarly protective stance as the normals ones, if not more so due to the fewer children. This has been noted to cause many a Caragor kitten to wander off in rebellion in search of adventure and new playmates. A Strange fact that seems to be appearing is that dire caragor kittens can 'imprint' on those kind to them and make them honorary pack mates. A notable dwarven hunter once wrote that a young caragor with fur as pale as snow and muscles fit for the fiercest orc (obviously a dire caragor) had followed him for days after he gave her a piece of jerkey, watching him hunt and even leading him to a prize buck (along with fending off the mother when she found him.)
He noted that the girl seemed saddened at their parting when he left and shouted that she's see him one day when she was a hunter herself. He seems convinced that the dire caragor will find him when she matures, despite his home being in the misty mountains, and has already begun planning on moving, although to where he has not said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627669
You are not of escapings Anya so soon, товарищ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627723
You're on quite a roll, Average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627748
Would've posted sooner but phones are slow and polycoms have awful web interfaces.
Whomever thought that you can mass add but not delete needs to be hit in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

How much does your waifu pamper you when she finds out you fell ill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627740
How the fuck did she get on my spaceship unnoticed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627692
You'd be too small for them anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627760
i have a feeling she'd try really hard but just make everything worse

"i brought you some soup husband"
"oh how sweet of.... why is it cold and why did you use the biggest bowl"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627669
And then Anon's spaceship was eaten by his new waifu and they lived happily ever after. The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627399
>>13627408

>while wearing a scarf made from her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627760
Jokes on her, I'm constantly ill!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627780
>>13627784

>crystalline entity episode of TNG is now officially ruined

thanks faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627786
Oh man I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627786
Well shit, that's cute.
Did you just make that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627784
>spaceworms continuation never ever
>>13627786
You're a wonderful person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627786
>frying pan hat
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627786
>fluffy paw knight
>petite yeti with pan on her head
The cutest thing I've seen all week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627786

Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627723
A cousin of the Caragor, Caragaths are noted to habitual loners who lead quiet, solitary lives in the hills of Mordor.
In fact, they are so antisocial that they've been found in the company of their husbands or offspring.
Ambush predators by nature, these girls favor stalking their prey through the brush or woodlands over the roaring packs of their cousins. This use of silent stalking seems to have worked its way into the beasts very being and caused them to be less emotive than other creatures, something that carries over to their young.
Much of a caragath kitten's youth is spent practicing their hunting skills by engaging in hide and seek style games with their pack mates, as litters are comperable to those of the caragor. One kitten will be made the 'huntress' and hunt down the other player(s) as the hide and move within a set boundary, allowing both parties to practice their skills at hunting and stealth.
These youn love nothing more than to practice on live prey and it is not uncommon for a passing P'Orc or slave to fall prey to a caragath kitten ambush, the tiny feline girl leaping from the bushes to pounce upon them, although the girls are no stronger than the average caragor.
Those who've interacted with these young creatures have found them difficult to read, only their body language or purring hinting at how they feel as thei emotionless mask stays in place.
Except for maybe a little blushing.
As always, take care around the kittens as a steel faced mother may be around the corner.

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>>13624339
>Anon girl tried with a spear
Another? Or am I finally the little girl?

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>>13627786
Adorable

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>>13627814
These things are gonna get so many belly-rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627786
>DonneltheYeti.jpg

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>>13624516
>those letter bottoms
leather
Are you writing this on a phone?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you dare to give the mantis a headpat?

Or would you rather give the vampire a bellyrub?

Or are you of a high breed, and instead prefer to lick the ryuu's ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627740

>People still remember Anya

Mayhaps there is a light in this bleak, bleak summer's eve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627850
What would happen if I gave the Mantis a headpat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627850
i'ma lick that ryu's ear

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>>13627400
That wasn't exactly what I was thinking, but it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627855
It'll be extremely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627850
I want the Vampire to collect statues and paintings of the boy she wants as her as future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627861
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like getting abused by Lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627862

I want to whip a Vampire, made from the finest leather that only a true Dark Elf would use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627867
>That anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627826
>Rub caragath kittens belly
>Face is blank as she watches you.
>Only hint that she likes it is this little purring

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>>13627867
>that pic

no I am not a fan of it next question

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>>13627879
Whips or swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627882
whips its always whips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624981
>implying it wouldn't be a human girl that couldn't tell the difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627882
Sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627868
What if the Vampire planned for you to use that whip?

[Anonymous No.]

>Read story where the big tough strong sister ends up getting feelings for her own weaker brother
>Boner appears
Fucking hell. But anyways Onee-sans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627873
A kuudere is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627797
I'll finish chapter 2 sometime in the next week or so. Been busy lately, and greentext takes a lot less time and energy than prose so I got distracted.

I also want to reorganize my bin to make it more readable.

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>>13627896
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627896
>Onee-sans?
olev

>>13627900
No u

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>>13627899
I look forward to it.

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>>13626461

>>13627796
yep

missed part of the backpack on the yeti/pally (http://i.imgur.com/wYnYUEM.png)) -fixed

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>>13627912
Very well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627912

Kikis a shit. A shit.

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>>13627862
>You will never be invited to the local vampire's castle by a secretive letter
>You will never get there in the dead of night just to be escorted inside by one of her ghoul servants
>You will never be led into the grand dining hall where the vampire mistress flashes you a charming smile before asking you to accompany her for a moonlit dinner
>You will never spend countless hours beside the elegant mistress as she regals you with tales of ages long past
>At one point she will never get up and ask that you wait patiently as she goes to take care of something
>You will never disregard her words and wander about with mild curiosity
>You will never finally come across the doorway to the inner sanctum and step inside
>You will never be completely terrified as dozens of statues look down at you with your own face and a hundred or so paintings of you and the vampire mistress together
>You will never hear the heavy stone door swing to a close and see the charming but obsessive smile of the vampire as she barricades the only exit
>She will never hold you in her arms against your will while explaining that she wanted to ease into a romantic relationship with you until you were ready
>She will never then feed on you with flushed cheeks while telling you how delicious you taste and how happy she is to finally meet you again after all these centuries
>She will never forcibly marry you and lock you inside the manor for the rest of your life together
>You will never spend the rest of your life in a constant state of cuddling, hugging, kissing, and endless daughteru making as she constantly drowns you in her own brand of love

>>13627912
Noice.

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>>13627923
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627868
She's a vampire so probably she would use it on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13623623
Sorry I don't trust obvious vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627923

Now now! Don't be like that!

Just rest your head on her lap and relax!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627899
>I also want to reorganize my bin to make it more readable.
That's actually what's put me off from starting spaceworm, how broken up it is. I've read all the other stories though.

>>13627912
Nice. Are you the guy from last night, too?

[Anonymous No.]

so how well would a kiki be if she was just a little yandere. just a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627926
I'm rock solid now, it also helps that I was listening to Castlevania music as soon as you posted that.

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>>13627944
literally perfection.

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>>13627944
Going by my collection of yandere Kikimora stuff, that'd be just dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627941

You said to relax with a Kiki earlier.

She never showed up you Slavic peddler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627944
Well you posted 2nd best girl so that is going to skew the responses in your favor.

Best girl Reiko. Shut up, I know she's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627944
Only a kuudere mantis maid could be better.

twice if you sprinkle just a tiny bit of yandere on it.

Kunoichi maid would be god-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627912
>Kiki's healing service
How much will $3000 get me?
Do you take credit cards?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a girl I meet at the gym, a real sweaty, brash weightlifter and clean her up really nice and put her in a fancy dress as we eat at a fine restaurant and have to convince her to have a glass of wine with her chicken and rice

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>>13627960

[Anonymous No.]

Kuu-yan meido is god tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627992
Anon, you truly have the greatest taste of all time. Congrats man, I'm really proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627992
>kun-yan

is that even a thing it needs to be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627978
Wanna lick sweaty abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627992
You, I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627992
>Kuu-yan
Your taste transcends mortal boundaries good sir.
The only Kuu-yan thing I can think of right now is the story where a guy a divorces his Mantis waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be stalked by a yandere kiki after turning her down multiple times because I can't stand people wasting time working for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628012

I want to rest my head on a Kejourou's lap with her hair covering my body, relaxing and putting me to sleep slowly

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>>13628012
>You come home to find your dirty hikki nest made clean
>She assorted your doujins and scrubbed the cumstains out of everything
>Even washed the dirty underwear that was underneath your bed
>She's waiting for you in the kitchen with a smile on her face as if everything were completely fine
>Even got a stew simmering for you, it smells delicious.
>"Master! How did your day go?" She asks with a cutesy wink and a spoonful of stew held out for you to try.

How do you react?

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>>13628023
I date some big strong girl that can kick her out of my house.

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>>13628023
>come home
A proper hikki wouldn't have left in the first place and would sooner invite death upon his doorstep.

However masterful manipulation of the human psyche makes meidos a truly terrifying force to be reckoned with so who knows.

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>>13628023
Slight panic and worry for her
I'd probably end up appreciating but attempt to tell her to go find a different master

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628023
Call the cops

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>>13628033
>Supposed to get a package today
>Shipping company calls you
>Tells you it's at the distribution center but missed the last truck and you can come and pick it up
>Friday afternoon
>Monday is a holiday
>Unknown to everyone, she had snuck in and pulled it off the truck in the first place

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>>13628023
Wonder how my room got so dirty in the first place and hope she didn't drink the milk I have in the fridge.
Some 100% Grade A Megaholst milk right there.

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>>13627850

[Anonymous No.]

I want to create an elaborate set of puzzles for my crow waifu to solve so she can gain access to the bedroom for lovemaking to commence.

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>>13628044
>The hellhound in blue uniform smiles ferociously as you open the door, her shirohebi partner has a strong grip on her shoulder like a pitbull being held back by a ten year old boy.
>"You's gotta problem, we hear?" The hellhound smacks her fists together like the hulk before laughing even more viciously than before
>You try to explain the maid in your kitchen who keeps insisting that you just "need to sit down and have some stew"
>As of now you had spent nearly two hours asking her nicely to leave with no results this was your final option.
>Just as you finish explaining she pops her head in from the kitchen with that happy smile that never leaves her face
>"Do we have visitors master?! It's not right for the master of the house to open the door when his cute maid is wai-"
>Color drains from her face as she catches sight of the shining silver star on their uniforms and guns holstered on their hips
>"I-Is there a problem? Why are they here?" Her eyelid twitches erratically and her smile goes from loving to forced in the span of a second

What do you do?

>>13628070
Too Cute.

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>>13628070
hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628070
Muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628070
So fucking cute.

>>13628074
Tell them you thought someone had broken in, but it was just your loving Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628052
I could, but I wouldn't. The sun burns my eyes and spooky things happen at night around here.

>>13628070
You're a pretty cool person, you know that?

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>>13628074
Kiss the hellhound

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>>13628023
I would worry for her a lot, does she realize she will forcibly get the d this very night, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627376
anon please...

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>>13628074
Tell them that's the girl who won't leave.

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>>13628070
Nice. Can you do a Yuki Onna licking ice cream seductively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628070
That's the perfect expression for "I'm really enjoying this but I refuse to express it or ask for more unless he stops."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628074
>Shirohebi and Hellhound
If they get the Kiki out they're free to gangbang me and take me as a submissive househusband

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>>13628073
You'll only have yourself to blame when she finally solves all of them and breaks your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spill my spaghetti in front of a kiki and the let her clean it.

[Anonymous No.]

I need some well-read monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628142
>"Master please stop carrying the Alfredo in your pockets"

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>>13628059
Hey, if she gets soft, that's her own fault.

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>>13628152
You want awkward beta nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628085
>You realize you can't possible turn her in just for trying to help you like she did
>Even if she was probably yandere like every other kikimora out there
>"Sorry, I heard a noise earlier this evening, but it was just some catgirl mating on the roof. You know how it is." You try to laugh it off, but the hellhound looks genuinely disappointed that there's nobody left to beat up.
>"I see... Stay safe then sir, and make sure to pat her head twice as hard for me." The shirohebi pulls her partner back and gives your kikimora a wink before slithering back to her car while comforting her saddened helldog.
>You turn back to the kikimora and instantly feel blinded by the radiance of her smile.
>The sheer strength of her joy at your change of heart is enough to warm the cold neetness of your soul and illuminate you in ways you never though possible
>She's running towards you, her arms spread as she tackles you into the tighest and warmest hug you've ever had
>Likewise you wrap your arms around her and give her your best hug, a satisfied sigh instantly escapes her lung as she buries her face into your chest.
>There are tears on her cheeks, she's sobbing lightly while trying to explain something "I-I was so scared you wouldn't like me."
>After you finally calm her down she breaks into a flurry of kisses all over your face and neck, she leaves nothing unkissed by her lips if she can help it.
>The stew was in fact delicious, and she watches you with a loving smile as you eat spoonful after spoonful of the thick, savory stew.
>"Can you guess the secret ingredient?" She leans over the table and kisses the tip of your nose as you wonder what she could be talking about.
>"Oregano?" You chuckle but her eyes remain wide and intimidating she leans as close as she can. "Sleeping medication."
>It takes only a second after that for your vision to waver and you fall into her arms.
>"I really love my gullible master... So cute." She plants even more kisses on your sleeping body.

[Anonymous No.]

Itty Bitty Anubis Titties

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>>13628157
>Super soft Kiki
>Breasts that rival a holst
>Ass so fat that a centaur goes "Zounds my lord, look at that servents posterior."
>Poochy belly for fondling and teasing
>Hips that put a echidna to shame.

I can get behind this.
And in it.

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>>13628108
Its true though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628179
Not soft and too boney.
Drink milk and comeback when you're older

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628169
I'm already that. I want something to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628175
>yan kiki
I see I made the correct decision, in turning them away. Jesus, I just typed that out as diecision first. Aint that some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628175

Oh hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628187
Something is a vague word. you can have something without a bookworm mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628175
Yes.jpg

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>>13628175
>Putting shit into my stew
I would punish her by forcing her to only wear an apron while she's doing her chores around the house for 3 days though i'm not sure how much of a punishment that is, would she enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628203
Who would I talk to about books then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628215
Maybe a jock girl to make the bookish girls jealous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628070
You wouldn't eat out a Mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628236
Why? Did I have some massive change of heart and character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628236
You'd have to break my knees to not make me eat out ANY monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628175
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628236
You don't know me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627850

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627669
Hey, so, how about them Space mimics

Mimics that just mimic a patch of blackness with stars and eat you when you bump into them in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628259
So a space grue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628255
>He's doing them all

please stop, my heart medication isn't here yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628255
>He's actually going to do them all
Shit, I have to make a call to my local hospital to be on standby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627197
>>13627181
Could a manticore absorb both androids and achieve her perfect form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628175
>Not fucking the Police Partner Duo
Fuck this gay shit, Kikimoras are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628255
Mmm, yes...
now give her horns a rub while you're nibbling on the ears

[Anonymous No.]

I want to storm a vampire's castle and do battle with her and all of her alternate forms! Including Vampire wearing a fancy hat! Vampire wearing groucho marx glasses! Vampire wearing a school uniform! And many more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628179
muh niggy

[Anonymous No.]

Moses supposes
Her ass smells like roses
But Moses supposes erroneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628274
I want to see Vampire with a form that resembles a demonic Werebat or Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628279
Does it smell like marshmallow? It looks like marshmallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627188
You're sneaky, doing stuff early like that. Don't get too down on yourself, I really like where it's going.

[Anonymous No.]

"No! I don't want it to be my bedtime, Daddy! I'm not even tired!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628274
What about Vampire wearing three small pieces of tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628300
Alright then. If you're not tired then I guess I can't force you
Here, have some warm milk. It's good for you, you know. Gives you strong bones, makes you tall, makes you tir- I mean makes you feel all warm and cuddly inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628305
That's her second to last form! I'm starting to think I need to use my Item Crash if I want to beat her now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628300
I'll tire her out. I'll tire her out real good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628300
I should be in bed, i need some sleep i habent slept in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627814
for when you decide to continue:
http://pastebin.com/uzmNEzNX

[Anonymous No.]

Had some free minutes, so there's some progress. Final result someday.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628314
>That shading
>That tan
There's delicious, and then there's delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628314
oooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628314
Yes. This pleases muh penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628314
We need more plump Monster Girls hot damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628314
Would Hathor like some babies? I know a good way to get them.

[Anonymous No.]

See this elf girl. She won't leave you alone calling herself your apprentice, as you are the kingdoms most noted wizard.

You recently got a letter from some orcs however saying they're willing to take her off your hands with several gold bars in it for you. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
If she can find a way to make me more money then the orcs are offering, she can stay. If not, then it's to the pits with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
What is gold to someones peaceful life? Ignore the Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
rape her and then sell her

use the gold bars to buy the dark elf maid I've been wanting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628295
Thanks for the kind words. I went back and edited it a little, and now I'm feeling better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
I reply, telling them I accept, then when they arrive my apprentice and I bind them with magic and I rape them full of little orclet mutts.
If they weren't originally female, too bad; I'm a fucking wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
I want to be the Apprentice to a Dark Elf Sorceress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628175
T-That's all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
Keep her and teach her my ways, making sure that she falls for me in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628358
Did you want something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
>Sell the elf

Fuck no, I'm too wizardy to do things like cook my own dinner, clean my own tower, wipe my own ass, etc.

There's a reason why I'm keeping that elf around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628361

He wanted to wake up to find that all of his possessions were stolen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
Let her stay and take the gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
Loli elves are worth much more than gold! I'll teach her my ways and make sure she is well cared for. Besides, I'm a powerful wizard, I can make my own damn gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
"Another buyer for the elf? There's a village of the little leaf-eaters I know of, if you are inclined to leave some of that gold (and that muscular cut of p'orc here to keep me company) in exchange for that information. If not, please be on your way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
God damn orcs trying to jew me out of a sandwich machine. I demand platinum at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628314
God damn, do I want to smash that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628382
I'm not falling for that again! Last time I tried to buy an elf I went to Human Boy prison!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628366
>You come to hours later, your head hurts and there's a ringing in your ears
>Also you have a raging erection and your pants are covered in a strange stain that you don't remeber
>The world spins as you get to your feet, but you manage just enough by leaning on your table
>Except your hand rests on nothing and you crash to the floor once more in a terrible daze
>When you finally get up again you realize that your table is missing from its normal spot
>As well as your chairs, couch, tv, kitchen appliances, and just about everything else
>You feel somewhat nostalgic remembering that it looked this way when you moved in too
>That nostalgia is quickly replaced by rage and fear mixing into a strange combination with neither of the other's good qualities
>"Maid? You here?" You stumble between the kitchen and your room a few times hoping to catch her, but the sun is peeking over the darkness of night and she's probably counting her cash somewhere far from here.
>You curl up on the floor of your empty living room. The spaciousness is filled only with your wretched crying
>You stay there for a long while, there's nothing else for you to do now that you realize not even she cared about you
>Your voice goes hoarse after an unknowably long time, and eventually the dark murkiness of sleep settles over you once more.
>Your dreams are filled with the smiling face of the kikimora as she lovingly comforts you and holds you. Her hair drapes over you like a blanket.
>Somewhere in the back of your mind you know it's a dream, but the warmth of this lie keeps you from wanting to return to the cold hard floor and empty apartment waiting for you in the real world.
>Not even a monstergirl would want you, the sting of the truth burns just enough to make you want to retreat even further into this dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628329
Hathor and her followers are all about being great mothers. If a Hathorite monstergirl asks to be the mother of your babies, you say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628419
But I don't want to be a dad till I'm in my 30's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628361
Yandere rape scene pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628365
This brings up an interesting point.

Would Anon be willing to employ an Akaname as a 'Bathroom Attendant'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628412

And then a Kikimora who was actually interested in him was shocked to see an empty apartment save for an Anon on the floor crying bitter tears

She tries to console him, to try and get the police on this or something but that just made him explode in a furious rage for seemingly no reason

She was scared for her own life and thus fled. She would never know the truth of what had happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628426
Then she'll court you until then. Once a Hathorite sets her sights on you there is no escape, she's gonna romance the shit out of you anon. There's gonna be cute dates, nice dinners, and plenty of cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628412
Cross-country adventure with officers Hellhound and Shirohebi to track down the Kiki when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628070
You sir, are a gentleman, and a scholar!

>>13627850
>Or would you rather give the vampire a bellyrub
Going off the "Do you dare" of the first thing...

Do you dare brush a vampire's teeth in a lewd and erotic way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628179
Anubis a best.

Anubis always a best.
Wanna suckle on her itty bitty titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628462
Gonna suckle on her itty bitty titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627850
Vampire bellyrub, always.

>>13628461
Of course I dare, those fangs need to be kept clean and sharp.

[Anonymous No.]

Shy. Geeky. Blue. Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628469
I prefer my dragon nerds of the Jabber kind.

But any chubby neet Dragons is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628474
I want to play a game of D&D where my PC sexually teases her PC until she jumps me right then and there and husbandos me. Failing that, I ask her to hang out and play Magic and answer the door in my boxers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628469
With or without awkward uncontrolled zaps during makeouts and her first time?

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm still alive

And I finished this thing.

http://pastebin.com/iJ6UpKqZ

It's that story named Tumbling where an order trainee falls down a cliff and is rescued by a Kitsune and her daughter

Anyway I can't remember the last update I had for this so I think the new stuff starts around line 103 or so?

I thought it turned out alright but far from perfect. But you guys like it that's all well and good for me.

Oh yeah and it has 3 endings. I dunno, just for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628487
With. Absolutely with. Awkward first time kisses and shocks go hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346

See this Orc? She won't leave you alone, calling herself your Sworn-Sister after you, the High King's most fearsome warlord, unwittingly saved her village from marauding Northmen.

Her incessant begging for your tutelage is aggravating, to put it delicately, and you had to pull her aside a few times and tell her to stop painting her face in imitation of the woad tattoos of your clan, but at the very least she's (mostly) quiet and respectful during your morning rites to the Old Gods... even if she insists on being at your side all the while.

You recently received a letter from a nearby kingdom of High Elves, however, saying that they'd be willing to take her off your hands, and are willing to pay a not inconsiderable sum of gold to do so.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515
Gibe money plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515
Dick her the dick all the elves. I'm the kings most fearsome warrior, what are they gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515
What is gold to someones peaceful life? Ignore the Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515
Fill orc with babies. Raid high elves to capture elven sorceress and priestess. Fill them with babies also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13624323
I wouldn't mind reading a comic about monster girls investigating other monster girls and bringing them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515
Begin to tutor her in earnest and take her as my wife if no other worthy candidates present themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515
I light the nearest forest on their borders with rocks arranged to spell the following:
"Suck it, keeblers."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515
I tell the knife eared faggots to shove it, at least the Orc can fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628488
I have never heard of this before now, but it seems interesting. Reading it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627683
Some sort of comet-themed Glacies would be cool.
Dirty/dusty instead of clear ice, and some sort of constant plume of vapour trailing behind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628529
>peaceful life
>the High King's most fearsome warlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628558

Well I only posted it here once or twice months ago so that's no surprise.

I kept putting it off for awhile and there was some busy things going on in life so that didn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628432
I have spells for that.

But if she insists then there will be no kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626414
Monster Girls don't exist either. Maybe irrelevant side characters developed strange speech patterns in a world where they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628573
Relatively peaceful, I meant. More so than if she were sold to some knife ear anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628597
Fuck off with your damage control Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628617
You fuck off with your bogeymanning or whatever you whippersnappers call it nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628621
You're not even trying to hide Alp. It's like you're begging to be bulled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628623
Okay, how about this? You shut up, and I'll write about Oomukade molting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628631
Yes Alp, please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628631
I don't want stinky Oomukades though, I want Dark Elves and Black Dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628642
I'm not going anywhere though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628644
You can't have them. Or maybe you can, from someone else. Go ask them.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Dhampir tracks down her father, excited to meet him
>Discovers her father is still a virgin
>Her mother stole his used tissues while he slept

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628654
Mommy needs to be punished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628654
>You will never deflower your own father

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628653
I hate you Alp, you're not my real father!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628654
Come on, man, I was trying to take a sip of my water.

[Anonymous No.]

can someone post the link to the drawing of moth chan with no shirt and the exposed abs? Imgur is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628654
I were that Dhampir i would break that vampire without giving her the D, she could just lick the semen on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628692
I forget who did it but it's on one of the galleries on the blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cuhrayzee aunt to show you how to get SSS combos on monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628700
You mean you'd practice on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628346
But I'm an alchemist not a wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628706
Yeah sure.

I was going for bisexual threesomes but why not.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no.

Oh no oh no oooooh no...
http://moldykins.tumblr.com/post/78285453663/every-monster-girl-in-the-succubus-family-3

I thought it was over. I thought it was done. We'll never be free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628710
Only if it's with her and her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628700
Would she try and get /sss/ combos with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
We would be free of it if you stopped posting this shit every time something new came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628654
>Orphan Anon goes on an adventure to find the family that abandoned him
>His quest eventually leads him to a lonely, isolated hut at the edge of a lizardgirl village
>Turns out his mother is a virgin lizardgirl who birthed him through parthenogenesis
>She has been a pariah in her community since, the others treating her like a defective freak
>He meets her and when she finally realizes who he is she hugs him and bursts into tears

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628699
which blog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
I'm not one for paladinfagging, but that shit needs a purging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
>tumblr
>naruto
>all monsters nobody in their right mind would tap

Don't take it too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
OH GOD KILL IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628727
Marry her and give myself some siblings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628700
Sexy Dante isn't really a monster girl to me.
Nothing really sets her apart from a regular human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628727
>>She has been a pariah in her community since, the others treating her like a defective freak
Stupid-ass lizard women. One of them accomplishes what the Demon Lord has been looking for thousands of years and they brand her a freak.
Besides, why the fuck did she abandoned him in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628730
Check the OP, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628720
Of course.

If not, Nero-chan might be up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628742
god i feel stupid for not noticing that, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to make my former vampire boss miserable when she comes to the restaurant I'm working at now and finds me really happy instead of hating myself for abandoning her well established office division to chase my dreams. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628739
Devil triggers to succubus and rides you till you're milked dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
>Those tags
>#fuck deruella
IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.]

New from line 350. No joke intended with that.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
Fucking shit...he's done more than I realized...didn't know he'd done dragons too...how awful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628740
Social pressure. She has always regretted it, but he was no longer at the orphanage when she went back for him.

>select all the images that match the one on the right
>there's nothing on the right
Fuck you, captcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628739
Except, you know.

http://i.imgur.com/1SQxoVw.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, take your picks.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Kraken daughterus look like inklings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628763
I'm gonna go at it like rabbits with that rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628761
>>13628754
But that's not their maintained form.
It doesn't really count to me unless they're monster girls in their default form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628763
Top right or bottom left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628763
Upper left, golem waifus are for customizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628763
Bottom left

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628769
Alright then anon, have fun with the kind of girl you like then.

[Anonymous No.]

Inklings would be a subspecies of scylla (like kraken), or maybr an entire different species, since they have tentacle hair instead of tentacle legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628767
Inklings seem closer to slimes than krakens, considering they're basically shapeshifting blobs of paint with a case of limited form choices. And they die when thrown into water, fits slimes better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628790
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628790
I'd a Kraken-Slime. I'd a Kraken-Slime so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628790
Slimes cleverly disguised as squids in spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628799
Man, mix up the two and you're in a pretty sticky situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628805
Charon please, that's not even a joke, it's a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460
I uhhh... I might have a thing for snakelike bodies... Also dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
>He made Monster Girl OCs
aaaaaAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628809
You've got a thing for good mamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628811
.....FUCK.....
I'm going to think about Caragor kittens and play Fallout 3 to distract myself from...this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628809
9/10, you are a nigger of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628811
Dear fucking god my eyes, they burn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628809
Eh. Shirohebi, Wight, Holst and Ryu are all decent. 6/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628811
That is utterly terrifying. Furries and all, just kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628811
Yet you're the one who justified its existence by not only downloading it and tainting your drive but uploading it so more eyes would see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628809
Echidna could really use a new splash art. It ust looks really bad compared to the others. Also,
>Snakes, dragons, cow, and anubis
You are my niggest of niggas. Even Wights are one of the only two undead I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628824
You should know why Anons do that though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lkg_8ly1Tk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628811
How do we tell it to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628829
By no longer looking for it and posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628824
On a more enjoyable note, do you think desperate mermaids would try something like that pic to find a boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628843
Desperate Mermaids would. They would also "get caught" in nets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628843
Nah
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628845
Conveniently in a way where their arms can't move, their breasts are pressed up against the next with their nipples poking out, and their pussy is centered on one of the holes, leaving them helpless to the big strong sailors she totally doesn't want to be fucked silly by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628850
Yes. Like that. The horror.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would you waifu main in Smash?

Mine would refuse to play Smash because Ridley still isn't in

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty Anons, time for me to hit it.
Remember to not perform crimes against nature and unleash the next Minowurm.
You know what that leads to?
Burning down the thread, that's what! Don't do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628850
Man. I'm glad I didn't actually start typing that up as soon as the thought came to me too. I was going to throw in a joke where they catch and release her without using.

>>13628858
But I bet the minowurm would be real nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gimme all your honey, or else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628858
What if I make a magic potion from molted Oomukade skin and pour it into the water supply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628863
Can't, Heffalumps and Woozles took it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628863
Why, what are you gonna do? Rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628863
Or else what, little bear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628862
>I was going to throw in a joke where they catch and release her without using.
I'm actually considering writing a small greentext about that. Pretty much just along the lines of 'Be fisherman, depend on the ocean for everything, keep catching goddamn horny mermaids, sigh and release.'

[Anonymous No.]

What does your waifu do for money, honey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628864
I see no way this can go wrong.

>>13628862
She would be, just don't wear red.
It makes her horny.
You wouldn't like her when she's horny.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna dream about being wrapped up by a Wurm tonight. I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
She takes her body and covers it with honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
Rob people mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
Sells milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628855
She has a thing for powerful, noble, honorable heroes, so probably the FE roster. Though hse'd probably practice someone with a good ranged or keep-away game, too, if only to spite me.
Little Mac can be used well, dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628868
>Grrr, well I'm coming back, and you better have some next time!
>>13628869
>>13628870
>"sticky honey rape intensifies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628871
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Got a chuckle out of me when I thought it. Can't write for shit though, so there was no way I could put it into a story of any sort.

>>13628875
But... What if I want to see her horny?

>>13628883
>"sticky honey rape intensifies"
Just as planned. Grizzlies are so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628883
>Grr
Oh bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
I don't know, but she got huge piles of gold on the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628886
Well, paint your self red and wait for her to pound you deep into the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628895
All that gold is like the contents of Scrooge McDuck's money bin, it's all so full of memories it can't be used.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls in body suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628901
What a frightful creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628855
Jigglypuff. And she'd hit Rest attack every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628900
She separated a 3foot tall pile that i could use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
Look adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13627239
>have kikimora daughteru
>she's all into punk rock thinking her mom will hate it
>mom shows daughteru all her Dead Kennedys and Minor Threat albums
>daughteru has new found respect for mom

[Anonymous No.]

>less axed 4 people from his comission wait list
>No new pictures uploaded
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
Historian/Folklorist/Curator

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628925
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
She runs a tea shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628292
> yfw ghostgirls poop marshmellows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628928
Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628938
Haha! I bet she's a fujoshi NEEEERRDD!

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your daughteru is working on a project for her High School! She has to study Shakespeare and recite a part of his works! She studies for countless nights, and the day before it is due, she asks for both you and your waifu to sit in the living room so she can practice her speech with you guys first. Then, she begins reciting this:

https://soundcloud.com/maskettyman/the-excellent-tragedy-of-the-dark-knight

How will you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628931
So which species is she?

[writefag-kun No.]

So, out of curiosity, what did you guys think of this weeks update?

I'm referring to those that read it of course.

If you're even still here that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628945
Living Doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628943
I won't understand and keep playing vidya because I never watched that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628949
What was that?
>>13628950
Aww, now I want to visit that shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628943
Find a way to rub her nose in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628943
I pat her on the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
If we needed to live in a place where we weren't at least somewhat self-sufficient, she could probably be a doctor of sorts. I may have to instill some humanity into her though, so she doesn't end up like Fran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628941
No waifu of mine would be a fujo

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a Tanuki girlfriend.
>After dating for a while, she insists on you letting her handle your finances, she claims she could make some good investments for you, build up a nice nest egg.
>You politely decline, explaining you're doing enough to support yourself and don't want to burden her.
>She puts up an argument for while, but eventually concedes.
>You check your bank account a while later to see how you're doing.
>It's filled with millions.
>What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628950
Shit nigga, that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628956
But Fran is a cutie that saves lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628958
1. Marry the coon
2. ???
3. Profit

[writefag-kun No.]

>>13628952

>>13628949

Talking about this one.
>>13626137

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
Real money trading

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628958
Make a withdraw and give it back to her, telling her that I don't need the money.
It almost seems like she's trying to buy me to be honest.
If she argues about it I just tell her that its money for all the bushy tail I've been cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628951
>>13628953
>>13628955
But won't you tell her she fell victim to Baneposters and help her study real Shakespeare for tomorrow? Surely you wouldn't have her perform that in front of her school, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628966
Oh. Well I didn't read it, Nazis are whacky and not interesting. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>You have twin kikimora daughteru's from your servant kikimora.
>They call you master instead of father.
>When their mother is out shopping and you're hanging within you private study, both of them enter asking if they can clean the room while you're in it.
>You give them the go-ahead.
>They start cleaning wearing their tiny maid outfits, and keeping an eye on you.
>Overtime they both make their way towards you with you becoming bored of the book you're currently reading and fall asleep.
>Some time later you slowly wake up with a strange tingle, and chuckling coming from your waist.
>Looking down your dick is out with one of your Kikimora daughteru's having it in her mouth, and the other apologizing for waking their master they clean the last dirty part of your study.
>The door to your study then opens up with your servant kikimora coming in, and her eyes widening as she see's her daughters servicing you.
>Walking towards you in silence, she stops in front you as the kikimora twins continue and you freezing in fear.
>Looking her in the eyes, you could see tears run down her face as she says she's so proud of her daughters for choosing a most excellent master.
>You pause, as both the twins turn to their mother and give her a smile saying they learned from the best, and their mother giving a warm smile saying they still have much to learn and her placing her fingers underneath your chin with a sadistic look.
>You gulp.

Kikimora families sure are strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628949
>>13628966
It was pretty good mate. I can't wait to see how it plays out, I like the suspense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628958
Return the money. Tell her that having her makes me more happy than any amount of money. Proceed to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628962
Fran is sort of a monster, and we all know it. I can sympathize with her placing their survival over all else, but some of the shit she did was just... Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628958
Fuck her asshole for a week and deny her daughterus. She doesn't deserve them if she's unwilling to just follow fucking instructions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628972
Real Shakespeare? Bah, humbug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628978
I still can't find my sides from when she created the flying sphagetti monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628978
She did what she was meant to do, she preserved life. This is what a doctor does. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make out with Adorea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628958
Sigh and rub my face exasperatedly, then call her over for a booty call.
Once she's over, pull her onto the couch while sexually teasing her, prodding her statements about how well the companies you invested in are doing, and asking innocently if she knows anything.
The more lies she tells the worse the teasing becomes, until when she's finally edging I stop entirely until she tells me the truth.
Once she tells me the truth I start to tease her again, though much more slowly and drawn out until she agrees to let me try and make it on my own.
Then fuck her silly, save up some money, and buy her a wedding ring using the money I made myself that I give to her on our date in the restaurant she rented for just the two of us.
Baby making on the table in the middle of the empty restaurant might be a side effect of said plan, though I think it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl is olev for watching Super Sentai shows with?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to never let your Ushi-Oni mother bake a birthday cake for your birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628993
Wyvern probably. Maybe Lizard and Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want a Kiki or cheshire to comfort me as I refuse to stop reading horror games and imagine something will keep popping out from every corner and behind every door

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628974
The daughterus are too cute, but you might have to keep tabs on the waifu for a bit. She seems shifty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874

She's a barber

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628994
What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628874
Same thing as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628828
This moment terrified me as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629006
Well she could still be passive aggressive about how you married a nice paladin girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628901
eta.
Fucking soon I hope...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629009
>Paladin girl.
>Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629013
See, now that's exactly how she would react, a pure paladin girl marrying her son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629017
There's plenty of >>13629017
ring and loving monstergirls for him to marry. He just married a human just to break his mother's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628974
Eeeeh, not one for the hole dicking the daughteru bit.

Daughterus acting as servants reminds me of one silly idea I had a while ago tough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629030
*whole
*though

Fuck I am tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628943
I applaud her for taking an interest in theatre and tell her that it was well done, but that she's going to fail for reciting Batman. I'm supportive, but I'm not gonna lie to her. Maybe she can memorize a shorter monologue in a night and at least get a little credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629024
You just don't get it Mom, I love her. Paladin-Chan is cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629049
And then one day you come home to find she's brought her brothers in faith to your place and killed all your sisters for being Monsters and are in the process of torturing your mother to get her to confess to raping your father while torturing your father to get him to confess to giving himself to her willingly. Because that's how a paladin do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629049
>>13629024
>>13629017
>no sitcom where Ushi Oni moves in with her son and paladin daughter in law, costarring wacky Wurm neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629049
>>13629024
Human girls are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629009
>have Ushi Oni mom
>for some reason date a human girl
>first time you bring gf home Ushi mom asks her if she wants to be as strong as her and be able to actually satisfy me
MG parents are fuckin cockblocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629056
>wacky Wurm neighbor
>always finds the most comedic moment to bust through the wall for some inane reason
>"Hey can I borrow some eggs?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629062
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6oITvbENo
>Son shrugs and looks at camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629065
>"Oh no! Son, my Tanuki boss is coming home for dinner on the night of your anniversary!"
>"Here we go again!"
>Important dinner ruined by local Wurm
>"I was trying to hang up some laundry!" says Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629060
She's just looking out for her cute son. There is no way a human girl will be able to keep up with you, after all the energy you've built up over the years from living with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, you've been paired up with Wurm-chan for your final project for biology. You're in desperate need of a good grade & ready to ask for a new partner. On the way to your teacher's office, Wurm-chan catches you.
>'Anon, please don't leave me! I know I'm not the smartest, and I'm really clumsy, but I promise to work extra hard! I'll do whatever you say and be extra careful! I just want to do something mama and papa can be proud of. But if you want a smarter partner, I understand...'
You can see tears in the corners of her eyes.

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629081
Hug her. I mean what the fuck, I'm a smart fucker, always have been, what harm could one Wurm do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629081
DICK Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629081
I do what I did with every "Group project" I did as a kid and do the entire damn thing by myself. And when the Teacher asks "How was your partner" I grit my teeth and say "Very helpful" and lie about how we shared work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629081
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629081
"Can I learn using your body?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629090
At least she can become a NASCAR driver and turn to the left sometimes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629084
>what harm could one Wurm do?

Uhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629097
It's just one, teenage, hormonal Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tie up a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629081
>Do as I say, when I say, and ONLY when I say.
>If we at least get a B, I'll take you to that ice cream place you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629100
Gently but firmly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch Wurm-chan go full Iron Man with her scales!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629100
You tie her up with her own tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629084
You're obviously underestimating what a dim bulb with the strength of a rhino & built tougher than a Tonka dump truck can do.
But she'll try really hard.
>>13629087
I feel that pain. Kicking the ass of my partners to actually produce something useful just got too tiring eventually.
>>13629092
>'A-Anon! That's so dirty!' I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629100
Magically enhanced bondage gear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629114
The only magic you need is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629120
Yeah, a Wurm would probably fall for placebo-bondage. You could hold her indefinitely with dental floss if you told her it was unbreakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629123
You don't need to tell it's unbreakable, you just need to tell her that it's a symbol of trust and affection. Sure she can break it any time she wants, but if she does, your relationship will break too.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, please help. My Dragon Waifu and I adopted a cute little Wurm girl, and we love her but recently she watched Wreck It Ralph at a friends house and keeps shouting "I'm gonna Wreck it!" and breaking things. My waifu is about to flip her shit, what do I do to prevent a Dragon fight leveling our house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629132
Do what Goku would do, and move the fight to a wasteland.
Or do what Superman would do, and move the fight to a major city center.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629132
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629107
I'd sleep on that.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I have a scenario for you /mgt/.

A great and powerful ancient monster, of the species that, were they a monster girl, you would want to waifu appears before you. He offers you a deal which would see you get your ideal MG Waifu.

You must bring him a human woman, either willing or unwillingly, for him to mate with. The resulting hybrid child will be your waifu.
Furthermore, you must be there every step of the way. You must bear witness to the conception, care for the mother through her pregnancy, and personally handle the birthing. You are allowed to hire a midwife. You must also raise the child into your ideal waifu.

Do you accept this deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629132
Call her a mean, horrible bad guy and refuse to play with her. In about five minutes she'll be holding your leg, crying as she apologizes for being a bad guy.

After that, enroll her in a karate class. Girl's got a future in smashing boards, bricks, and bones.

Also, cooldown sex with Dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629156
nah, I'm a lazy, selfish fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629156
Well I guess that's fine, but my ideal waifu would be older than me, like a Senpai or Onee-san. Not sure how I'll get that.

But I mean, I'll still take the deal. Not like I can really say no to a giant demonic looking dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629156
Chief Dr. Pepper, your plan is flawed
By time the baby becomes the appropriate time for being christened 'your waifu' you will already be leagues older, if not near your death bed
But in all seriousness, that's way too much work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629162
>But Daddy, I'm bad, and that's good
>I'll never be good and that's not bad
>There's no one I'd rather be than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629156
No. I use wizard powers to morph him to female then set him up as the village cum-dump. I'll take one of the daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629156
>raise baby mg to be your waifu

Literally dicking the daughteru and that is nooooooooooo good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629172
lol ur fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629156
>dicking any sort of daughteru
>ever
She could grow up to be the most beautiful dragon in world, with unbeatable curves and a hoard to give the Lonely Mountain Queen an inferiority complex. You don't stick it into anything you helped raise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629175
>>13629180
Fuckin normies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629184
>Normies
Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629187
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629172
Yeah, well it'll be game over for both of us if she doesn't stop because moomy will char-broil the both of us. And unlike a video game, WE won't reapawn.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to be dominated by a shortstack Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629198
Not by a fat one, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629198
Nope. Pocket soybeans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629198
No
Maybe
N-No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629198
While I normally don't like shorties, she is pretty damn chubby. I'd chubby. More pictures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629198
No, I want to throw books at a blue oni at the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629197
There's no reset button in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629203
Yeah, fatties are for whipping in to shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629210
>Throwing books
>Damaging literature
Scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629197
>>13629213
She doesn't know what's real and what's a game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629216
Hardcover laminated porn is not literature and it never will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629221
>Throwing hardcovers
I bet you were one of those kids who thought they were clever shit putting a chunk of ice in a snowball while playign with their friends

[Anonymous No.]

>First day at a new school
>Anon encounters redhead troll with freckles, light blue eyes, and braces
>She's being bullied by the sports-Oni clique

[] ignore it
[] defend her
[] offer your body in exchange for them being nice to her
[] unzip dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
[] ignore it
[] defend her
[x] offer your body in exchange for them being nice to her
[] unzip dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629224
Sharp edges make the best impression when you're trying to get someones attention. At least I'm not the asshole who brought a chair to a book fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629156
I don't think that a dormouse can be a great and powerful ancient monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
Is this yet another kindergarten/preschool scenario (which 90% of all /mgt/ school stories tends to be, for whatever reason)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
>offer your body in exchange for them being nice to her

Let's slut it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
>Troll with freckles
>Light blue eyes
>And braces
[x] Defend
[x] Defend
[x] Defend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
>[x] Find her afterwards, take her on a date, and give her the sweet loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629205
Always remember your pocket soybeans, never leave home without it. And if you want to avoid undead types, pocket salt works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629237
The dormouse in the shitty Alice in Wonderland movie a few years back stabbed out the eye of the Bandersnatch.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
I defend her. Granted, I'm a fucking wimpy small human boy with medical conditions so I'd be useless. I'd probably just pretend she's my girlfriend and drag her away so they'll leave her alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629252
Well, you see, I had the good sense to never see that.
But I guess you're right. This would be like dicking the daughteru, and I'm not into that, so I'll pass on the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
>no propose option

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629231
>>13629239
[x] offer your body in exchange for them being nice to her

>The Oni leader smirks and agrees to the deal
>The troll panics and tries to tell you not to do that, but as expected of their race the Oni are true to their word
>The troll, to her consternation, is suddenly adopted into their clique
>They drag her along as they lead you to a deserted part of the campus
>After Boss Oni has her way with you, Troll gets second ride
>Of course the other girls get their turn as well
>This pattern repeats most days until graduation
>Troll gets a group of surprisingly genuine, if overly energetic, friends
>Anon becomes the Oni's slut and since they are popular, he is too
>The Oni leader claims him at graduation and he lives out his days as a househusband, occasionally hanging with the old gang and Troll-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629227
Red-Hot Kick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622460

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629300
Red Revolver 99!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629327
Fine tastes sir. Yes indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629327
Enjoy getting your head eaten fagg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629295
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629327
>Top right
Pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

Who wants to have fun?

http://nag.iap.de/?ac=create&lang=en

In the title insert the name of your favorite monster girl, plus Monster Girl Encyclopedia [I.E Succubus Monster Girl Encyclopedia]

Put it to the max amount of images and max width

Post results

Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
This is supposed to be a Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629377
Well it sure is fucking spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
>Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629377
>>13629397

Is this some sort of sign? The vengeful spirit of the un-waifu-able Lizardman we keep teasing about being a bonnet tipper? Or that the Lizardman is truely the One True MonsterGirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Doesn't look good Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Gyoubu Danuki
Just noticed that while most of the lovely canines are "Wolf" type, the Danuki is alone in the "Tanuki" type family.
That's weird, KC. You're weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
>Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628515

>Be immortal Elven God-King, sitting on your throne.
>The throne-room doors open and your four bravest warriors enter, holding formation around a solitary Orc girl.
>Splendid.
>"Ah, my faithful knights, I see you were successful."
>"Indeed, my Liege, It was a simple matter, quick and painless!"
>"Really? I didn't think the Warlord would part company with her so easily..."
>"Didn't give him a choice in he matter, my Liege!"
>Wait...
>No, they didn't...
>You look down at the Orc, suddenly realizing she's in irons.
>Oh, shit. They DID.
>"Guards." You call out, still somehow keeping your composure "Take her to a guest room, where she can be nice, comfortable and safe, and tell everyone but these four to get out. Now."
>You sit quietly and wait as your word is carried out, until finally it's just you and your knights.
>The air is deathly quiet, for a moment. And then you explode.
>"What the ACTUAL FUCK, guys?"
>"My-my liege... was the plan not to acquire a new slave?"
>"NO! Fuck NO! Who even does shit like that? The plan was to stop the most feared man in the world, who lives NEXT FUCKING DOOR, from becoming in-laws with the bloody ORC WARCHIEF. Not piss BOTH of them off and bring them HERE."
>You try calm down and catch your breath.
>You fail.
>"How...? How did you even DO that?"
>"Well, first we had to stab his nephew a few times..."
>"You WHAT...?" Spirits, you want to cry. "Do you even realize who his brother is...?"
>"They're only half-brothers..."
>"The High King's not gonna care much when he finds out you STABBED his SON."
>"Well, him and the dog."
>"Oh my fuck..."
>You slump down in your throne.
>You really think you're about to cry.
>Countless centuries of political maneuvering to maintain the balance of power... and these idiots managed to ruin it all AND personally piss off two major military powers and the world's greatest general all in ONE. FUCKING. DAY.
>You rest your head in your hands.
>...How the fuck are you gonna get out of this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629377
You will get your Lich waifu, but due to an unfortunate accident involving a vat of acid at a tannery, she will end up becoming a Skeleton Waifu.

>>13629397
You will believe you have married a Jaberwocky, but in fact have married merely one of the personalities of a Chimera

>>13629406
You will get your 2D waifu... but just not the kind of 2D you were hoping for.

>>13629423
Your waifu is not a Dormouse, but in fact a nightmare that has created the illusion of a Dormouse waifu

>>13629436
For your sins, you will be cast out of MGC and become a timeless figure, only experiencing existence when you phase back in at furry conventions. You will be doomed to such a life until the world is undone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
So apparently one of the image sources it really wants to draw on is the gallery of
>http://cerberus123.deviantart.com/gallery/
who has a bunch of short MGE pencil comics such as
>http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/357/b/9/mge_boss_s_orders_by_cerberus123-d8avqlq.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629445
>Elven God-King
You mean queen right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629454
What about mine? It came out curiously vanilla except for the Spanish text.
You'll note that there is a centaur being blotted out but the Tanuki is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629327
>Mantis, the Assassin
>Right Antennae of the Assassin
>Right Arm of the Assassin
>Left Antennae of the Assassin
>Ass of the Assassin

>>13629361 was right. You are a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629454
>For your sins
Dude. The fuck?

>>13629455
His stuff is cute. Harem shit, and his God Mode Self-insert is kind of annoying, but his artstyle at least lends itself well to some cute moments.

He also did an MGE-ified Hobbit sketch a while back that was rather nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629474
Assassin; Assassout

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629241
>>13629253
[x] defend her

>You call out the Oni bullies and tell them to leave the troll alone
>They immediately lose interest in her and drag you outside for a fight
>They say they'll do as you say if you can beat them
>Rather than gang up on you they intend to do it 1v1
>You expect the Oni leader will be your opponent but she seems insulted by the idea
>Their group is ordered by strength; You'll have to fight your way up to her starting from the weakest member
>You actually hold out pretty well at first, until you land a clean hit and your opponent starts taking it seriously
>Your vision is getting blurry, things are starting to get dangerous
>Suddenly a tall, buff looking goat girl rams into one of the Oni and send her flying
>The surprised Oni shift their attention to this new challenger
>In the confusion, Troll-chan grabs you and pulls you away
>You ask what is going on and she says her friend is buying time for her to sneak you away
>When you suggest staying to help she assures you her friend will be fine
>The two of you ditch the rest of your classes and an hour or so later, you meet up with her friend at a local cafe
>The goat girl is totally unharmed, though very sweaty
>She also reeks of an oddly pleasant, kind of sweet, kind of musky odor
>Introductions are made all around
>You thank the goat for her help, Troll-chan thanks both of you
>That smell is really distracting
>Troll-chan's friend is actually a Musk-ox girl, though you've never heard of that before
>She's very tall and muscular, though slightly chubby as well
>She is shy and a little gloomy
>Fuck, she smells good
>She stutters and doesn't meet your eyes; very different from Troll-chan who is very friendly though a little slow and clumsy
>For some reason your dick has become rock hard
>Troll-chan notices with an "Oh my~"
>Her friend starts stuttering even worse and apologizes, saying it's her fault - she didn't have time to take a shower yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629485
>Embarrassed, you say it's fine and it'll go away in a bit
>It doesn't, it just keeps getting harder
>Eventually Troll-chan comes up with a plan
>Her and Musk-ox girl stand in front of you to cover it while the three of you walk to the bathroom
>Fortunately it's a lockable, single stall family bathroom
>The three of you end up in a very sweaty and strenuous 3-way
>You can't tell how long it lasts; the overpowering stench of sex coming from the Musk-ox girl muddles you mind
>When you finally open the door and stumble out, it's dark and the cafe is nearly deserted
>You are grateful for that, since the bathroom unleashes and almost visible cloud of musky sex fumes that the handful of employees definitely notice
>The three of you are inseparable after that, and stick together throughout the rest of highschool
>You all end up going to the same college and move in together, eventually raising a small army of daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629485
Give her a tongue bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Doing a few just to see what I can get
https://i.imgur.com/mfScCdT.jpg
This recent one feels like it's directly threatening me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
>Type in Apophis
>Get Pharaoh with a mural of Apophis
O-Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Alp

http://i.imgur.com/KEyP65H.jpg

I see a silhouette of her!

[Anonymous No.]

OH JESUS
WHAT HAVE I DONE
THE GIFT OF PROPHECY WAS NOT WORTH THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629536
Time to build up an arsenal and prepare for the inevitable invasion and war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629536
Well, the text at the top says "Apophis" and "Lich"
So congratulations, you found the other two anons missing monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>Jinko
>inb4 not a valid option
Don't. Say. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I can see the cutey bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629551
Jinko is an invalid

[Anonymous No.]

>Kejourou.

Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629551
I tried Jinko and just got the Apophis page

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Grapesnake get out of here, you aren't a Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629574
More like Limesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629551
Only YOU can choose the tiger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Is she some kind of JRPG final boss now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629605
Tigers are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629616
So are people. Now let's get dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629619
No lasagna for you Garfield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629619
>Jinko kitten all of two feet tall looking up at you and exclaiming "rawr!"
>somhow you find yourself pinned to the ground five minutes later with her nibbling your neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629630
Call Jinko waifu for help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629630
That reminds me, what about a Liger Girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zOWYj59BXI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629616
Dangerous, you say?

Damn right, nigga, they'll fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629636
AAAHHHH! IT'S ATTACKING!

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a game of "Browse through shit in search of gems".

>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/tonythetiger16/350729/Will-o-Wisp-commission
4/10

>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cesium/350720/Commission-09---Hornet
5/10

>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Adjatha/338646/Troll-Toll
5/10

>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/CafeOffender/290856/Cuddle-Bug
7/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629636
Shoot it with the tranquilizer gun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zboV3_9KY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629605
Ride the tiger you can see her stripes but you know she's mean, oh don't you know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629658
>don't you know what I mean
>know
The least you could do is get the lyrics right. Moth-chan would TZICHING kick your ass for disrespecting Dio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629666
Sorry, just woke up.


Have this as recompense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629674
Your offering is fair and pleasing to the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629674
For a fox that's obtained fried tofu she doesn't look too happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Salamander and her cool-headed Lizardgirl twin sister to have a high-paced lightsaber duel in a shitty motel parking lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629680
She isn't using it correctly.
She's aburaage-on-head retarded and/or a kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629681
That's kind of awesome. Can me and my buddies bring a couch so we can watch the catfight on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629680
Maybe she's afraid the viewer will steal it from her.

[Tanuki Merchant No.]

Harro~

You come back for more story? So greedy! But greed is good, yes?

Writer is worthless lazyman, take three weeks for writing! But if you insist to read lazy writing, only twenty dallah.

Falling Leaves, chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/AUv0EGJs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629680
>Anon, my tofu fell on the ground, is there any more left?

>Select all the images like on the right
>There is no image
>Fuck
>Choose all the beer
>It works
I both love and hate this captcha sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629689
Who would care about that kind of stuff when there's delicious legs in silk stockings there to wrap around one's head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629691
Dass rayciss, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628756
Oh boy. Things are happening. Update creepy crawly more Alp, It's your best story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629701
Don't encourage him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629640
That Will o Wisp one would be sort of okay if it wasn't for the face. The sandworm is nice though, would get eaten by.

Now go through deviantart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628949
I just read it. It was good. Im wondering to what kind of ending you are going though. There's a whole lot of different things that can happen. I kind of suspect that anon and Rushka will end up getting "stuck" for a longer amount of time in that vault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629691
Neato.

[Anonymous No.]

wanna be dommed and enslaved by a P'orc girl, gonna be dommed and enslaved by a P'orc girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629724
Too bad! You're gonna get snatched up by a B'oaruk-hai and she's not going to spoil you rotten instead of delivering you to the perverted old wizard unspoiled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629729
>not
Dammit. She's GOING to spoil you rotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629729
>>13629730
Being spoiled by a Boar Girl is fine too, but I'll probably pout since a Mistress isn't supposed to be spoil a slave, she's supposed to give him commands and make him do stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629691
Hey TB, your paste is still listed as hidden (i.e., not listed in your profile)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Tried Kikimora. All seems fine.

Help me

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to tip hardworking Tanuki waitresses at Zipangu-style restaurants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629740
panic.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629740
> red-tinged devil
>... does not exist/no longer available error message

And anon was never heard from again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629745
Let me help you with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629746
>Error message that reads, "God does not exist/is no longer available"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629749
I don't even deserve to reply after that fuck-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629733
There's nothing a tark can do a B'oarul-hai can't do better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629744
She looks a little young to be working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629744
>Tanuki working a low-end labour career with no significant chance of climbing up the latter

She certainly needs the tips then if she's fallen that low.

I imagine she would either be a CC version of the stereotypical jaded diner waitress, or an extremely shy and meek small girl that never had the assertiveness to cut it in business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629735
I know. I just made that paste so I'll keep it like that for a few more minutes before making it public.

[Anonymous No.]

2Spooky4Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629755
>>13629744
Or maybe she just really likes serving people?
The key to Tanuki is making the world a better place, not just accumulation of power.
That's why they're the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629691
Just started chapter one... she wears hosiery underneath full-length suit pants? Never knew that was a thing people did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629761
>Call of the Haunted
That IS spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629767
Ah, I should edit that description. She's supposed to be wearing a skirt that day. Thanks for picking that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629744
But you don't tip in nipland, why would you in Zipangu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629640
Hm. The only one I like is the Wisp one, and that one needs a touch up for the face, like >>13629705 said

>>13629744
Oh I'd tip th- Man, I can't even go through with it this morning. Cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629760
I never have the discipline to do that. I just mentally subtract 150~250 views from the count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629785
I find it useful to do so I can have accurate(ish) hit counts. Don't like inflating them, lest people think I'm good or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629785
Does it really matter? I mean, all the view counts are relative -- does having 150 views really make much of a difference in how motivated you are as compared to 600 views? Or 315? They're just completely arbitrary numbers; it's not like you're making profit off of views like youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
From now on I'm using this to make all my wallpapers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629365
Tried Oomukade, didn't get what I asked for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629691
Is line 189 out of place or not get edited properly? Seems she has a bowl of soup she shouldn't have until a few lines later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629740
>>13629749
>>13629745
>>13629746
>>13629750
I keep getting creepy stuff when trying to generate Kikimora pictures.

http://puu dot sh/ijqfY/36a29cc0d1.jpg

Kikimora's must be the key to unravel the mystery between gating our two worlds together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629805
Yeah, that's leftover from the old version. Thank you for pointing that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629813
Mhm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629793
I find it useful for gauging interest in a story, at least as compared to my other stories. It can help key you in on what you are doing right and what you are doing wrong. It's a form of feedback.

I find it more useful than responses in thread most of the time, since those are usually just some variation of "neat".

Those extra ~200 hits don't really make much of a difference in that context as long as you are consistent in posting habits, but my autistic need for accurate numbers drove me to test the bots a few times with dummy pastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629823
I love how Iromeki took the liberty of making her little shawl sleeves transparent just to show off the shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629828
It's not just bots. The five most recent pastebins are in the sidebar of everyone that visits pastebin. So a more clickbait title that invokes curiosity like, "super secret club information" will generate a lot more random, non-bot viewers than "work spreadsheet notes" will generate differences in randomly curious persons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629842
ignore the nonsense after "Work spreadsheet notes". Exhaustion is making me repeat myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629845
I was worried you might have started to stroke out there a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628756
I totally thought she was masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629838
Bare shoulders are miracles of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629907
It's pretty normal for this time of the day. I like the calm, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629907
Can't talk. On a jew booru spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629907
How lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629911
>Monster Girl Encyclopedia
Ooh.. May I join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629918
Charon needs to get a better job. Like at a fastfood joint, asking people if they want fries with their ratburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629919
Entrance fee is about $3.50

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629925
Goddamn Loch Ness monstah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629925
Ok. Ms. Lake Monster Girl from Ireland

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629925
Man, I really want to see some more Dino MGs. Like that t-rex girl. Or a water based one like Loch Ness. Shit could be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629943
I'd like to see one/some of the residential drawfags attempt interpretations of stuff that hasn't been done yet, such as nessie.

Might just luck out at one point if it's brought up under the guise of something like "creative practice" and not "none of us are willing to throw money at you but..."

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerdlings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629687
I won't be able to guarantee your safety, especially when the lizardgirl starts doing insane stuff like this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNsyofCN-a4

[Anonymous No.]

>The halls were quiet as you snuck around the corner and went into the academies closed library.
>You use to enjoy running the book club at the school before monster-girls were integrated, and you closing it down in fear of dangerous monster girls joining in and raping you and your pals.
>Taking your cell phone out you turned it on ,and began looking for a book you begun reading weeks ago but never finished.
>Scrolling through book after book, you found where the book was suppose to be, but it was gone.
>Backing away you placed your hand underneath your chin thinking of another book you started reading, but as you started to recall a few books the sound of movement in the library startled you.
>Taking a peek around the corner you could see from behind a bookself across from you large centipede legs, which caused to you gasp and the legs to disappear.
>Beginning to say "nope" out loud, repeatedly, and backing away slowly you didn't like how this was turning out till you backed smack dap into something.
>Having shivers sent down your spine, you felt centipede legs clamp tightly onto your shirt. Looking up you saw a blushing oomukade in a school uniform holding the book you were looking for in her hands.
"You're! You're the former president of the book club." She said excitedly.
>Tightening her legs she continued "I heard soo much about you, and the club before you closed it down....I want to know you. I want you to open a monster-human book club.".
>Taking a gulp you told her you weren't interested in opening another book club with her giving you a large grin.
"It's okay, you will." she said as she leaned her upper body down till you two were face to face.

Just another day at the Monster Girl Academy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629971
Oomukades are just so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629971
What monsters would join the book club other than oomukade and crow tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629964
You posted it. Though not with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629971

Damnit! This guy has an Oomukade crawling all over him and every MG schoolmates is ignoring me like wallpaper!

God high school sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629983
Lichs, Wights/Vampires/Mad Hatters (Fine literature), dorky monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629992
The more I read the more excited I get

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629992
>Mad Hatters
>Fine Literature

Yes, the finest and classiest adult books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629964
Must...get...40 Leatherworker
Must...Start...Atmas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629964
>57k dmg
gekekekeke
that'll teach those fuckers to rush armor against a ziggs

[Anonymous No.]

Why do so many people in this thread play League of Waifus? Wait, I just answered my own question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630073
>playing LoL
Plebs are gonna pleb I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630063
I only rushed armor because the adc is more fed than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628966
Just read it. I can say I'm fairly interested in this, would like to see it expand.

Mixed feels of that mystical / paranormal hue it takes at the end, but I'd enjoy it nonetheless providing you'll keep it on the level you've got so far.

Also, noticed a might-be flaw whilst reading; the bit describing General Christina's uniform repeats itself, first at 720 and then at 1016. Pretty much the same text.
Plus a couple of missing dots and alike, you might want to proof-read the thing later to make it just shine.

Guess that's it, I'd lay out more if I didn't have some nasty ass boulder on my back at the moment.

Hell, and I could swear turning down that sweet cat girl earlier seemed like nothing but a classic bad route. Not sure I wanna know what those two possessive paranoid sharks circling around MC might have done to her if she had her way.

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me, Sir. Do you have a moment to talk about Mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630155
fuck, no

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a seasoned Paladin.
>You will never join a legion of Paladins as you march to slay a fallen elf village for kidnapping men.
>You will never during battle wonder what's the point of fighting if in the end, everything repeat itself with no change.
>You will never after the battle be ordered to check for fallen elvian survivors and slay them.
>You will never into a empty wooden hut just doing your job.
>You will never hear the sound of crying coming from a nearby cabinet as you are about to walk away.
>You will never open the cabinet up and find a tiny female elf baby crying for her mother.
>You will never pause, think about change within monster girls, and pick up the crying child noticing how beautiful she is.
>You will never see that elvian baby stop crying and look at you with a smile, that causes to you tear up.
>You will never decide to let the elf baby live, and put her in your bag, make it back to your horse, and tell your superior you'll be off to report to high command about mission success.
>You will never raise the elvian baby you let live in secret, teaching her what it means to be human, the art of the blade, and hiding her ears in public.
>You will never look up to your adopted daughter with pride as you believe she will bring about the change you wanted.
>You will never deal with the messes she makes in paladain missions after you let her join the organization with the condition she never removes her helmet when in public.
>You will never have to deal with her monster girl side as she wants you her father to be her lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630180
>elvian
stop that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630180
>Stealing a mother's child when she's the only thing she had left
What the fuck, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630196
>Fallen village of elf's.
>Large battle took place.
>Search for survivors and slay them.
The mother is most likely dead, and the Paladin disobeyed orders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630225
I don't like the way you wrote "Paladin disobeyed orders."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622315
hayyyy I'm really tired, so here's a funny image from a drawfag on vg that maybe you've seen, maybe not.

also did less ever wind up drawing that other trapcat picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13626617
So recap anon, if it's really you, where you been? School?

I was one of the replacements till the same happened to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628811
Mein Gott, the bitch on the far left looks like Cher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
>http://moldykins.tumblr.com/post/78285453663/every-monster-girl-in-the-succubus-family-3
someone be a dear and edit out the noses yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630302
I want to trick a succubus with this one, and when she has lost her edge i want to rape her like no one has ever raped before.

[Anonymous No.]

Not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaaaahhh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630302
>Sarah Q. Buss

Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
>>13630317
Aight, listen. I'm gonna admit it right now, I'm a shit artist, but someones gotta edit out those noses. Anyone got art that is similar that I can photoshop onto them?

[Anonymous No.]

Kim going to cuddle a tubby tanuki who owns a global fast food chai and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630317
>>13630340
I can try.

Not that it'll save those abominations...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630324
Calm down, Roland. They just want a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630342
Aha, fixed already! Well, the heads look a lil like rectangles, but this is infinitely better.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul

Line 1979, Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been going back through rusalka and changing things, now that I have a slightly stronger grasp on the characters. Or maybe I've just ruined everything. Dunno. I just know I wasn't really happy with my earlier stuff. This is just a week timeskip and a wet ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630342
they look, like their high or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630357

Mamono mana, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630302
Well now I know what I'm doing in case I get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628716
>"There's no way he can screw up the Kunoichi because its nose is obscured by a mask"
>It's a landwhale

I don't know why I try to be hopeful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630342
Man, fuck that roper one, had to redraw the eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630342
They look like they're melting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630371
>>13630357
Talking about high, that dark priest tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629640
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cesium/350720/Commission-09---Hornet
Is this the Doppelganger potion in effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630393
>that dark priest tho.

>"Woooooooah! You'reeeeeeeee a human! Did youuuu knooow that sex is rrrrrrrrrreally good? IS true!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630302
other trap cat picture? i dont remember any other request bout it
http://puu sh/ijlwM/7ddb38ca3d.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13628755
>fuck deruella
I wish she were real just so I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630393
If you look into the abyss, the abyss will punch your dick repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630426
So is the ugly style a way to disguise his lack of artistic talent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630450
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630423
Yet another proof she a best.

Enemy of Druella = ally of gay jewish SJWs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630426
I may not like amazon, but even she deserves better.

>>13630450
Honestly, judging from the way the clothes are drawn, I think that artist could do better, but chooses not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630471
looks like somebody skipped arm day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630471
>fat ninja
That's not how it works, god damn it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see how the MGs themselves would react to this images

Assuming they'd express anything other than rage anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630471
Ok, done.

But at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630501
They would turn all tumblrites into monsters once they found out about the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629744
>>13629691

>Danuki getting love
>Not gassing the coon poon

Fucking get out you heathens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630509
But that would make them beautiful and stuff.

Surely, we don't want to reward these landwhales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630501
>>13630501
Well, pretty sure they'd happily mock all the others over their versions.

Those not drawn yet would be all smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630517
It would also make them useful and likeable for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630501
They'd feel offended at how they're depicted as well as his headcanon

Then they read his profile and realize he's gay and miserable, so they'd gangrape him until he alps. They'd be doing everyone a favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630524
Sure, but how do we punish their past deeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630525

>Lilim appears in his bedroom
>He tells her that he's gay and isn't into 'monster girls' that don't look like his salt and pepper shaker nosed abominations
>That and he's holding his virginity out for a special girl of his choosing that beached herself on the shores of Tumblr
>Lilim just smiles smugly
"Oh, we have ways of fixing that"
>His face when she forms a ring with the tips of her middle finger put together
>His face when she starts flitting the arrowhead of her spade tail in and out of the ring, licking her lips while staring at him
>Legend still states his ass bleeds like the River Styx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630535
Force them to fight in a colosseum where they have to fight each other and the monstergirls they insulted until they're ready to be turned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630535
Tolerance training by senior monstergirls and community service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630426
As dfar as things go, this set isn't bad.
Holy shit I want a dhampir with wide hips and thick thighs and defined abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630550
I dunno, seems unproductive.

>>13630560
As long as it's not a safe space, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630546
>gay
>holding out for a girl
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630566
And I would agree. It's a shame really, that artist could be really great.

If only my art wouldn't look like a retard baby's Vietnam-episode...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630566
>>13630582
Was there art of dhampir without her cloak on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630324

>TFW no writefaggots doing Toumasu style Ant/Bee Girl stories

Fucking pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630324
Has anyone else noticed that her arms are literal FUCKING WOODEN STICKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630595
Not sure, sorry.

Anways, I need something to take the edge off.
Probably gonna colour .less' tengu or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630355
>hotdogging and paizuri in the shower
My diiick.

Also, will we ever see the Manticore from MCs past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13629855
You're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630636
It has to have been intentional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630654
No. You just have a dirty mind and you sexualize perfectly innocent, naive creatures. You're as bad as the MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630617

Actually, her secondary pair of arms are entirely exoskeletal, whereas her primary pair are both flesh and exoskeletal, showing off that she doesn't use the smaller pair for nearly as much as she would the bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630656
But she asked to hold the hand of someone she just met.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is best for blowing raspberries on their tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630694
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630666
>filename
no she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630577
But he's a gay girl, Anon.
Don't ask me how it works, those freaks keep inventing new genders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630693
That's just because she was scared. You're just plain awful anon, stop it already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630694
Ushi-oni or Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630694
Wurm, Ryu or any kind of Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630730
>he's a gay girl
this is some CWC shit right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630744
Its gender and preference inception
Sexception

[Anonymous No.]

You order 4 maids to keep your new house tidy and these girls show up.
http://i.imgur.com/wzgSJpD.png
Somehow the agency sent you cait sith maids despite explicitly stating you wanted 4 Kikis, you read the contract again only to realise that they continently put "no refunds" in the small print. How do you handle this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630740
This. They are pretty much 90% tummy

>>13630767
make them do degrading farm work and sleep in the shed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
Kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
All employees must wear masks while on duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
>Go back to Maid Central
https://youtu.be/fc94KeHPqwA?t=3m51s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
Fuck that, take the fuckers to court for getting my order wrong.
If that fails I kick them to the curb and shoot them if they re-enter my property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630598
Such a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
>implying the agency would make such a glaring mistake
>implying anyone has ever ordered Cait Sith maids, ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
I'm such a conformist beta I'd end up accepting them, especially if they press on. Probably letting them have their way with me if they wanted too. I suck ballz.

[Anonymous No.]

D-does Mister Customer want fries with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630839
I like 'em animal style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
I unleash my rage against the maids in a lewd and erotic dicking session.

The maid is always dickable, always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630817
>Thinking racism exists in the utopian-like monster side of the MGE setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630875
Don't Monster Girls hate human women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
Good thing they're paid by a contract salary and I can just cancel the contract, give them their first month check and a boot out the door. Either that or I call up the Alf girl. Their choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630884
I wouldn't think so, given how many MGs are supposed to be former women that were monsterized. Heck, according to those worldguide books on the named heros, many of the first MGs were humans. (Like that imouto shopkeeper being the first baphomet, if I recall correctly, may be wrong)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630886
>The Alf girl
Not sure if i like what you are implying, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630884
Different anon.

I wouldn't say 'hate'. More like they don't understand the logic used by human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630838
>>13630870
>Sticking your dick in a Cait Sith.

Put a surgical mask over their mouth/nose and it's not out of the question I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630355
>Wet Ghoul
Wonderful. Simply wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630694
Hol
>The softness against your lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630894
Alf Girl will devour the Cat Shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630875
Caits are a specimen though, and the one which inferiority kinda stands out, so...
>a story about Cheshire supremacists usurping Cat Kingdom, implementing a nazi goevernment with a strict hierarchy among cat kinds and gasing Siths when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630909
Devour as in "Devour"?

If you know what i mean heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630909
Sexually? That's both furry and yuri, damn it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630912

>That story

When you write it, fagknocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630912
I can't see Cheshires doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630915
>>13630918
No you nincompoops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630912
Did you forget that most of the creatures are actual monsters that the demon lord turned into monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630918
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630928
I know all too well, I want to forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630912
I think Jinkos might fit that criteria better than Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630393
aaayyyyyyyy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630949
Yes but you know why that won't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630923
Well they're pretty powerful with ability of telekill and all, so they were first to pop in my head. None of the cats fit the job, really.

>>13630927
No, what does it contradict with?
Just to clear out, I was funposting 'bout the story, sure it's un-canon-y shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630954
Because there aren't enough Jinkos in the wild?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630953
>>13630953

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630961
Yeah but personality wise they don't seem like the kinds to create a totalitarian regime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630969
Precisely. They're endangered, go become a breeding stud and help them grow strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630954
Cheshires and Jinkos in cat-themed fascist attire would look pretty cool though.
>>13630970
That's not a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630975
Personally I'd prefer a Ren Xiongmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630984
As the darren wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

Tengu-chan, you should go to /mgg/, lots of cute boys there.

Or so I've heard...

>art by .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630949
I want to molest a Jinko into a purring submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630954
>>13630969
>>13630975
>tfw I will never breed Jinkos
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630987
Nice, but all the cute boys have been snatched already.

[Anonymous No.]

So I picked up T-REX na Kanojo like ten seconds ago, and now I want to hide from a cat in my waifu's arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630987
>implying

The only men monster girls would go after would be normies with dicks bigger than their entire leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630988

Tigers don't purr, Anon. They chuff.

>>13630989

>TFW you will never have a second Jinko maw at the back of your neck as if she's trying to retrieve one of her kittens/relax a mate while the wet smacking sounds of flesh permeates the breeding chamber
>TFW your first partner will never meet a cadence of her hips bouncing back into yours, or plunge onto you as hard as she can for maximum breeding potential
>TFW the only things the poor girls have been taught is doggy style or missionary for "greater conception ratios"
>TFW you get reprimanded when you teach Jinkos about reverse cowgirl since the effects of gravity on semen is a funny thing
>TFW it's also because they've learned about their own erogenous zones at the base of their tails and constantly "play" with one another while waiting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631005

Excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630912
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd21NGyFz30
>this scene with MGs
>a wicked Cheshire for Obensturmbannfuhrer
>her friend and subordinate is an Alp
>orders MC Human Boy to pick among photos to determine if the are 'traces of furfaggotry running through his veins'
>photos have snouts and furry faces on them among those with normal cosplay-tier bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630516
No.

Although, now I'll use "coon poon" sometime throughout the story. So there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631013
I wonder how she'd feel about Jurassic World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631007
>normies with dicks bigger than their entire leg
What if I'm that, but also cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631018
Are you that blonde kid from Starless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631017
If my guess is right and the Rex fucking kills the I-Rex then she'd love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631016

You're not allowed to use my patented Faggot vocabulary, faggot.

>>13631014

It's Oberstrumführer you uncultured svinehund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631010
I want all of this, with chuffing x2

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631010
>you will be a shota again
>you will never discover a feral Jinko munching on an opossum in your backyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631021
Who from the what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631038
>>13631031

Shere Khan as a Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630839
Holy shit a giant earthworm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631029
>strum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631041
Someone cute and extremely hung from a VN.
>>13631046
I want to help Shere Khan-chan get over her fear of fire!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that monster girls would never share your hobbies and would only want you for sex.

Reminder that monster girls would change your appearance to fit their taste, meaning that they don't love you at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest the unmolestable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631062
>Reminder that monster girls would change your appearance to fit their taste
>implying it doesn't happen to them too

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS THE APEX PREDATOR AT WORK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631062
>would never share your hobbies and would only want you for sex
Order shill please go and stay go. World guides explicitly state they enjoy living normal lives outside of sex with their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631109
You can't always believe the guides anon. They just say that shit to get tourists to buy their crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631109
>Believing lies and propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631087
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631087
>>13631013

>You will never begin working at Not!Jurassic World
>Ever since you set foot on the island, the T-Rex girl with a scar on her shoulder and face has been staring at you
>All the little kids find her scary, but you think there's something endearingly cute about how thugdere she poses as
>Ask her one day where she got the scars, she's eating fresh meat and not really paying attention
>Suddenly stops, sniffing the air
>She begins to sniff your kerchief, your clothes
>"You..."
>Sniff
>"Familiar."
>Sniff again
>"Grant-thing"
>You wait for deathblow to come, Juan and the other Costa Ricans are flipping out about how you're about to become T-Rex-chan's lunch
>Instead, she hugs you, wrapping her arms around you as best as she can
>All you hear next is a low rumbling purr of a voice
>"Is okay. Onee-san will protect."
>Run your hands along her scars, they're claw marks
>Try not to cry
>Cry alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631122
I want to be a disinfo shill and bring lots of tourists to my tanuki waifu's store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631128
Why did you do this to me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631128
This need more background, i didn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631128
Awww, that's sweet.


Good thing he didn't work in the Raptor paddock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631128
>"Is okay. Onee-san will protect."
hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631139
Remember the ending of Jurassic Park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
Cait Siths aren't that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631146

>That goddamned feeling when the T-Rex in Jurassic World's website is the same T-Rex from the original Jurassic Park
>She even has the scars in the places where the raptors jumped on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631087
CKO OUT OF NOWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631146
I have a confession to make.
I've never watched it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630987
This is great, thanks for coloring it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631159
When she shows it it better be the hypest thing ever.
>>13631162
You should it's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631162
OK, well uh, try this: Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631167

I refuse to believe it's any other T-Rex even though the site says "The teeth marks from other Rexes".

They're right on her fucking shoulder and neck/face. Where the raptors attacked her.

Now I want a CC T-Rex oneesan banchou with a group of spoiled rotten Raptor girls who're like her daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631178
Oh yeah she totally is, the park is jsut trying to do an in-universe cover up.

Also where are my Dinogirls KC?

Who am I kidding he'll just ruin them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631162
That's like having never seen Star Wars or Alien or Jaws. Go do it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631186
I've never seen any of the original Alien movies either, nor Jaws or any of the Lord of the Rings movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631181

Get ELH or Mopey the Dick to do it? They both like dino girls AFAIK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631192
Can I report you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631192
I'd tell you to go kill yourself, but I think you'd fuck it up. Hire a professional instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631192
You've at least seen a Terminator movie right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631206
Odds are good anon's never seen that either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631210
None of them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631216
Maybe Anon grew up in a cabin out in the woods.
Or a...hospital with no televisions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631162
>>13631192
>>13631216
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630114
Oh shit, I completely forgot about the uniform description! gonna go fix it now.

Thanks for the feedback man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631223
>>13631225
Small rural town in Texas, youngest of 4, parents did everything cool, literally every vacation, before I was old enough to remember. I'm the favorite now but I think they just kinda gave up on entertainment by my time and just left me to my own and vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631223
Man, I grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere and the local stations still had the PG cuts of movies for movie night on friday night and the weekend when I was a little kid. Then came satellite TV.

>>13631233
You got no excuse unless you grew up in the god-forsaken nowhere of the midland basin or out with the ex-confederates in the piney woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631233
Go do it now instead of roting away here then. Hell just watch one a day, you'll still be done in less than 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a shadow from beyond space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631198
Not that anon, but I have a worse confession than him.
[spoler]The first time I ever opened a jojo manga I thought that it was too gay to read. I still havent done it[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631251
>spoler
Go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631251
Not knowing JoJo is a crime among anime fans, but not having seen the listed movies means not living in a nation that can afford screens.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any writefags that take commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

we'll always love you, Maya-chan!
Even if you ultimately didn't get anything accomplished

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631273
I want to pat her in the head and molest those cute knife ears of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631250
She doesn't look that spooky to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631267

You could always ask the better writefags nicely, unless you just want a shoddily written piece that's more contrived than the reasoning behind Light Yagami's potato chip crunching

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631267
Probably some of the egomaniacs would go for it. Probs better just to post your ideas, some of the posts here end up as inspiration or premise for a story anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631267
I think it's better if you take up the writefaggotry yourself, i already accepted that no other writefag will go full maledomfag with lots of kikis and P'Orcs as much as i want so i go comfort myself with my own shitty writings.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf06WJQ4FnE
>tfw no super territorial hamstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631314
I don't think you'd have t be an egomaniac to offer commissions, as long as you don't blatantly advertise in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631250

Sure.

Who knows? Could lead to some ADVENTURE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631303
>>13631314
>>13631328
I thought as much. I'm afraid to do it myself and end up hating it and losing the good bits of my fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630767
Sigh, send a letter of complaint with a copy of the receipt and then demand that they de-furry them.
In the meantime I get those girls a chugging milk.
No maids of mine aren't going to be soft, miss order or not.
Good maids get tummy rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631335
You'd have to be a pretty big egomaniac to be the first to take money for it. I guess if someone approached you first it'd be more normal.

>>13631338
What's your idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631347
The maid agency interprets this as a desire to reduce environmental fur scattering and not to humanify them.
Congratulations, you now have hairless cat maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631351
>What's your idea?
Adopting a loli Kiki and raising her as my daughteru/waifu/maid. There would also be lots of gentle loving maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631285
b-but she looks like a minor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631370
Are you me? i swear to god i had the same idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631360
New letter of complaint followed by making a stop at the local sabbath shop where I grab a cait sith to werecat potion before calling a tanuki lawyer I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631370
That's ok I guess, not really feeling it tho'. I like older girls and also femdom. You could always try doing it yourself like that guy said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631370

Get to writing. Just don't turn into an attention whore or faggot like BBMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631351
I don't think only egomaniacs would take commissions though. I think people on the internet get way too defensive when people start to try and make money doing something they like to do. I guess it would depend on the person and how they decide to approach it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631377
>Implying i would give her the d
Anon i would just molest those ears of her until she becomes an embarrased blushing mess, telling her constantly how cute she looks when she blushes, then i would gently nibble her ears before walking away and leaving her blue ovaried

The perfect crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631379
Heh, maybe? I don't see many maledomfags around here at all.

>>13631382
>>13631391
I guess. Who is BBMN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630839

>Look, Lady... I'm already ashamed with myself as it is, eating this greasy, artery-clogging, colon-murdering, grade-f meat thing.
>You're are just... not helping.
>Could you put some clothes on? Close your legs maybe?
>...Stop wafting your cooch-smell all over this burger I paid for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631399
>spoiler
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631400
Mah bloodkin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630307
I fell into a Time Dragon's portal, and woke up on a commercial aircraft occupied by a single chesire girl who told me to "Search for V."
Actual answer: Combination of boring study stuff and boring domestic stuff, and even more boring medical stuff. It's all pretty much in the past now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631400

>Who's BBMN

Four of the biggest faggots this thread ever had the displeasure of hosting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631418
W-what did they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631418

Wait, we have catchy acronyms for people now? When the fuck did this happen and why wasn't I invited to the meeting?

...I would've made burgers.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631393
Remember the time Nyanon tried to play a game? If someone went "hey all y'all niggas, anybody wanna pay me money for this shit", there's no way the response would be positive. I mean yeah, if someone approached me with enough money I'd consider doing commissions without feeling like an idiot, but there's really no way to solicit for them around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631418
Bob, Bob, Machine, Nyananon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631433
No, I wasn't around then. I guess he stopped doing it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631441
>Nyanon

Negawalker. Nyanon's good. He's writing cute things about puppy-girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631444
>>13631446
Yeah, Nyanon is alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631446
>Nega
He tried to do a comeback and blame it all on tha hatas, didn't he? Can't have worked out for him.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should make a pastebin about all the thread drama and who all the shitters are for newfags like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631456
No, putting drama and bullshit in the OP posts is never a good idea.
Just lurk like you're supposed to, it took me less than a week when I joined up to identify people who were disliked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631456
I don't really care. I came here for Monster girls not thread celebrities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631456
That would just backfire. Leave it to lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631456
Long story short: _________________ __________ ________ _______ ________ _______ ______ ____ Everything is KC's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631441

Second one might as well be Bob 3.0, NegaWalker 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631469
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631441
Machineanon is a faggot? i thought he made good stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631469
>Everything is KC's fault.
Nah, everyone here just likes to whine about stupid shit, and going "F-Fuck you for not pandering to me KC!" kinda adds to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631477

He had an incredible ego problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631433
Remember when Lantern actually did say he was going to start doing commissions and got his ass handed to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631477
Those aren't mutually exclusive, you know. Besides, I remember his stories as pretty average with a clever marketing gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631494
No, was it bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631499
I really liked the wight one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631501
People freaked out about it, calling him a sellout and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631494
No, I actually never paid any attention to him as WORLDBUILDING is way too /tg/-chuuni for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631503
People need to calm the fuck down about that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631494
>>13631503
>>13631516
My best friend once paid me $20 to write a porn segment for a story he was writing.

Easiest money I ever did make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631489
Basically it was more or less KC's fault the entire time, the guy practically took a good concept(now no one can make good MG setting because somehow it's stealing KC's idea even though he didn't invent MGs) and just imprinted his own headcannon into it, we know of it because the fucker somehow found a way to make profit out of it and now it is mainstream.

I still remember when he said he wouldn't make it more varied because "M-muh fetish"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631469
It's Bob's

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that those who preach maledom are just overcompensating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631522
Fuck him I can steal his Monster Girls and imprint my headcanon on them.

Who's gonna stop me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631338

seconding the self-write advice - am in the process of doing this myself right now. Had same fear, but once I got started, that fear just sort of went away.

Result may still end up shit - haven't shared with anyone yet, but I doubt I will regret the decision even so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526
This guy is just butthurt that the best MGs are for maledomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526
Don''t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526
Pfff
Oh wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631528
Nobody? Even KC says that's what he expects people to do. He just gets miffed when people try to pass their headcanon off as his own. Which, really, is what most arguments hereabouts are caused by anyway.

Just ignore people like >>13631522 who're looking for a scapegoat to blame other people's stupidity on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526
Is this the part where I accuse you of being a femdomfag and call you a beta cuck?

Sorry for asking, I've missed the last shitposting meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631546
The problem is that he may say that and encourage it but somehow we are forced to be under his shadow the entire time because people don't like when some plot deviates from the rule, it's basically what happens with the threadcanon but in a more general sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631548
are there meetings to shitpost? i want in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631554
Eh, they're not that great.
It's mostly shouting at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631554
IRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631553
That's not his fault though. It's the fault of the people who cling to his preferences to the detriment of anything outside the box KC made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526
>Reminder that those who preach dom are just overcompensating.

ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631555

And Union crap.
Which usually devolves into yet more yelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526
I have a feeling this was made by the guy who created those anti-femdom strawman comics.

[Anonymous No.]

I love trapcat's mom so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631526
Eh, If I was a maledomfag I would only be triggered for making him black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631553
Then the issue is threadcanon and shitposters, KC is pretty cool and he's okay with a lot more stuff than the people who sit here and call him vanilla claim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631575
>trapcat

Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631575
Fuck off shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631574
Nah, that one is a /pol/ template.
Heroanon at least made his own stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631582
A .less creation. It's a catboy, as requested by a person who commisioned him.
It looks like a girl, it dresses like a girl, and it acts like a girl. But it's actually a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631601
and his mom has a sweet ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631604
This is also a true fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631601
>by a person who commisioned him
That was Bourbon I believe.

Funnily enough, Bourbon got banned the moment he showed up to .less' stream the other day, and apparently the guy is banned from a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631611
Good, he's an assblasting fagmaster. Also a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a maid army consisting of every MG that exists to this moment.

Yes, even the one you are thinking right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631627
SLUT! I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631617
>Also a furry
I'm familiar with the fact he fervently defends his spider-with-a-girls-head-glued-on-it waifu, but doesn't he call us furries while avatarfagging as either Michael Rooker or that guy from that one shitty FPS game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631627
But anon i'm thinking about Kiki's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631627
B-But Master! I only know how to cook and clean!

http://i.imgur.com/HNPoixJ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631638
Idk, that's all I know him for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631639
I want to make my kiki maid to cosplay as a kiki maid, with broom and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never cuddle with a cupid who refuses to smile even though her cheeks are red and there are heart symbols in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631657
I'm going to use my fingers to push her mouth into a smile, and she's going to resist, and she's going to fail when she starts laughing from the absurdity of the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631651
B-but...but that's...

...Woah dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631661
I'd tickle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631535

Or you could be like me and drown yourself in enough alcohol to kill a lesser man because you've hit a plateau and will only drop further yet from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631649
This is clearly the combination of a Holstaur and a Cat-girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631682
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631682
A genetically superior maid. Equipped with the fattest of tats. Created to overtake the common household Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

We're now the last thread, any second now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631705
Wow i hate this moment, it's like if you lose something precious and have to rebuild it all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631705
Don't fuck it up next OP, I know you're thinking about fucking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631669
What if she starts trying to wriggle away from you, and it turns into a wrestle as she tries her hardest not to laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631711
It's okay anon. We'll always have the kikimoras and the mantises and the cute wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to storm Dracula's Castle with Belmont-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631713
Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631718
>Not wanting to do it with Alucarda.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick the thread's going to die, get it off your chest.

Cait Sith is fine, I want to get ganged up on by Devilbugs and Beelzebub is top tier

[Anonymous No.]

Last post for best mg, the kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631726
>Feminine Dracula is Draculina
>Therefore, feminine Alucard is Anilucard
>Annie for short

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get raped by devilbugs and then make them my slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I find the idea of normally dominant girls wanting to be your little slut in bed extremely arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
Lilims are cool, yet they are always the subject of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I'd probably fuck a Cait Sith and keep her as a pet. She'd be the pet me and my waifu molest while she mumbles "It's a living". She'd also be a chubby fat furniture one too because why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I want to kiss an anubis for a whole two minutes without rest!

[Anonymous No.]

STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743

I want a big titted kuudere oomukade to smother me in her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631754
You are without a doubt my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631756
I want art of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I just want a shirohebi to call me her darling before coiling me tightly for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743

I want to try and become a better writefaggot for you people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
Vengeance is the single most overrated thing to come out of these threads , and it should have of ended a long time ago.
Relating to the former. I think some people in here just rally hate monstergirls for all the bitching they do about how all monstergirls are evil and worse then humans
I would honestly side with the monstergirls over the humans most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
The roper is my favorite among the fallen maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have lots of kikimoras and plot a really complex and difficult plan to make a hostile takeover on the MGC Maid Central headquarters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I think Apophis and Anubis are extremely overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631765
>I would honestly side with the monstergirls over the humans most of the time.
Mah nigga. I'd gladly betray all of humanity because I genuinely think things would be far better for both Humans and Monster Girls is Monster Girls were in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I want to watch a Cheshire become a cumdumpster to a pack of futa Hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631755
HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
Mantis girls are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I fucking hate hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631756
I want this so bad.
>>13631765
Vengeance is extremely over rated. I never got the praise for it even at the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631775
I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631765
>>13631772
Traitors pls go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631627
A kejourou maid would be interesting.

Plenty of multi-tasking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631765
>>13631778
>overrated
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631760
Then I'm going to push her onto the bed and start fingering her, all while cradling her head and petting her. Then I'm going to lean over and kiss the tips of her ears, several times, working down until I'm kissing her forehead.
Then, when she's all wet, I'm going to find her clit with my fingers and start rubbing it relentlessly until she orgasms and bites my neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631778
is REVengeance over rated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631770
>>13631773
>>13631777
I'm glad all these shit opinions are coming out of the woodwork so we can send our Judge Lilim to deliver justice to these wrong opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631765
>Traitor hates Vengeance
Well, gee who would have ever thought that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I'm ok with female furries as long as the male is human. Basically the same than monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631789
Lilims are not fit to be judges

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I like monstergirls who are magical sometimes-futa so they can dominate me more directly.
but switch a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
>You will never be stalked by your monstergirl childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631791

Kemono mode Gnoll smut when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631790
You found me out. I like stories with likable monsters. It's terrible, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631786
The degree to which you are mah nigga intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631796
>Associating Femdom with Futa
You are the worst faggot and I hope you die in a fire and suffer a slow painful death as you watch all your loved ones abandon you

[Anonymous No.]

The male being human is a must for me with that kind of art. Although there's only a few specific artists I approve of in the first place for furry and never post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I think subs should always be subs and doms should always be doms. That could help us avoid many shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631702
>Overtake

You have made war now. I shall pit my Kikimora agains't your inferior ball of fur in the most contest known to maids.

The lewd cleaning contest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631805
What else would futa be associated with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631806
Meant for >>13631791

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken best girl the rest are not as good but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631795
and this post was the last that was known of Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I would 100% fatten an MG if I could. Full on ham planet size.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nibble on a Wurm tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
Anubis is more overrated than Manticore
I find the most hyped writefags to be the most disappointing. Popularity here doesn't seem to reflect on quality, many of them are average in both writing skill and content.
If monstergirls were real I'd still stay single

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631822
I want to build things in the sandbox with Wurm and Sandworm. Maybe even use my lunch money to get them ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I think the people who scream and fuss about furry, trap, etc stuff in the thread are more spammy and melodramatic than the original posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631743
I want a kuu-yan Mantis with a big bubble butt to /ss/ me!

[Anonymous No.]

https://sketchfab.com/TuoMaLingMu

For you /mgt/

>>13631814
Would you a Fatpophis?

>>13631824
>If monstergirls were real I'd still stay single
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631803
Then, when she's got her eyes closed, breathing heavily and recovering from her orgasm, I'm going to slip an arm behind her and pick her up so I can set her under the covers. I'm going to lay on top of her, make sure we're at the edge of the bed, grab the corner of the covers, and roll up both up until we're squished together in our quilt pancake.
I'm going to rub her back and stroke her hair until she's ready to go again, and spend hours having hot, sweaty, wriggly sex with her until the quilt is stained and smelly from our fluids.
Then I'm going to hug her tightly, cuddling her head into the crook of my shoulder, talking to her about whatever she wants, making her shiver whenever I whisper into her ears.