Eternal Onahole Thread

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Eternal Onahole Thread Anonymous Mon Jun 8 05:50:52 2015 No.13620221 [Reply] [Original]

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Please warmly discuss onaholes and related materials.

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 08:47:10 2015 No.13620560
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Anything I'm missing here? This is my first time ordering an onahole (well, not really, I ordered a fleshlight when I was an edgy middle schooler a long time ago if that counts... I'd say it doesn't, because that shit is fucking awful).

Looked around the reviews for a lolihole and it seemed like the Virgin Age Admission hole is the best for an untermensch asian penis like mine. Other contenders I'm considering are Daisyuki Hold and Lolinco.

>>	Australian guy Mon Jun 8 09:10:35 2015 No.13620608 >>13620560 I recommend against Lolinco for first timers. It's pretty intense. Get it only if you know it's what you want.

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:25:34 2015 No.13620627

>>13620608
Alright, just pulled the trigger on order above. Lolinco was at the bottom of the list of those three anyway since it seemed to have a lot of mixed opinions. Would've ordered both the Admission and Daisyuki together but seeing as it's this'll be my first order, didn't want to go all in on something I may or may not like. Maybe later if my inclinations lean toward may like.

Anyone know if the out-of-stock ETA is accurate on NLS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:31:19 2015 No.13620636 >>13619656 People tend to comment that Venus Real is more like Milf hole (its loose) where Lilith is more like young 20 y/o moderately tight version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:33:11 2015 No.13620639 >>13620636 What's a semen demon hole?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:34:45 2015 No.13620641 >>13620639 elaborate

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:39:54 2015 No.13620649

>>13620560
Looks good. I've had the Graduation for one year now and it's only begun to show small signs of wear (I only fap once or twice a week though) so I can only imagine the Admission being even sturdier.

>>13620627
>Anyone know if the out-of-stock ETA is accurate on NLS?

Within 48 hours for popular items seems correct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 09:44:57 2015 No.13620659 I was wondering.. some of these seem kind of shallow. I'm looking for something intense for someone that is 7 inches. Or do they tend to stretch? I was looking at the lolinco and virgin age admission posted earlier in the thread.

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 10:01:39 2015 No.13620681

>>13620659
They all stretch to some extent but generally speaking, softer onaholes are stretchier and less intense than their harder counterparts.

>virgin age admission
Unless you've got a pencil dick, you're gonna choke your cock with that one.

Also, if you buy dual layer onaholes, they will deteriorate much faster if you go balls deeps all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 10:24:49 2015 No.13620735 >>13620681 I love balls deep, so I'll be doing that, what would you suggest for someone my size that wants something intense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 11:27:53 2015 No.13620879 >>13620221 need some powder lube recomendation, I want to try how it is, because it will reduce my shipping costs greatly

>>	Germandude Mon Jun 8 12:37:12 2015 No.13621005 I'm awake. >>13619652 Didn't forgot my nigga. Will get to work tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 13:36:38 2015 No.13621187 >>13620221 I got a stupid pre paid visa, I'm guessing I'm going to have to go with a US store but those look pricey

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 14:45:21 2015 No.13621419 >>13619519 >does it have good suction? Yes, it's pretty good. The "fins" near the entrance do help. >and can you really feel the cervix? No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 14:47:10 2015 No.13621428 >>13621187 You can order from nls using a gift visa and Paypal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:25:02 2015 No.13621894 How does "regular hard" firmess on TOMAX holes compares to Rina's material? is it harder?

>>	Germandude Mon Jun 8 16:55:45 2015 No.13622052 >>13621894 I think Rina is regular, could be soft though.

>>	Germandude Mon Jun 8 17:11:22 2015 No.13622114 >>13619652 Someone hook em up with a decent picture of hibiki. Also taking hole suggestions for the idols.

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:15:31 2015 No.13622133

>>13622114
rina and roa i believe are twins so maybe those go for ami and mami.

lolinco maybe for iori, she sounds intense.
someone already mentioned ritsuko.

im not too experienced so dont pay too muh attention to me.

makoto would be small/tight and not very girly kind of simplistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:18:31 2015 No.13622149 >>13622133 azusa would be a little loose but still nice. comforting and motherly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:37:20 2015 No.13622232 I just got a big payday and I'm considering buying a hip. Nothing too expensive but still nice and tight in both holes. What are your recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:38:58 2015 No.13622240 >>13622232 Cocolo, though thats more of a "Big onahole" than a hip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:42:34 2015 No.13622264 I've been looking around but do any us resellers have the big Rina en-nls.com/pict1-42594?c2=1111 I would order from nls but paypal is being dumb and I don't have a gift visa to use.

Germandude Mon Jun 8 17:44:02 2015 No.13622272

Rina is the imotou of Roa.
Will lock in ioro for lolinco.
Tought about STT(S1) for the twins.

Haruka-???
Chihaya-(17 bordeaux?)
Yukiho-???
Yayoi-(rina?)
Ritsuko-???
Azusa-???
Iori-Lolinco
Makoto-???
Ami & Mami-STT(s1)
Miki-???
Hibiki-??? [need picture 720p and above please]
Takane-???
Kotori-Venus real

>>	Germandude Mon Jun 8 17:45:52 2015 No.13622280 >>13622272 Well shit, i can just take the portraits from myanimelist.

>>	bruv Mon Jun 8 17:46:41 2015 No.13622286 File: 10 KB, 401x144, bruv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13622264 bruv

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:48:06 2015 No.13622296 >The feeling gently divided in a vagina uses a dangerous scent and sugared words properly, and any women make it crazy. Damn, I love reading NLS items descriptions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:51:56 2015 No.13622323 >>13622240 Hm, I'm looking more at the Meiki Cherry 2. It's more of what I'm looking for and less expensive.

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:58:10 2015 No.13622357
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>>13622323
If you are swimming in cash then Meiki Cherry 2 is your top choice of a hip.

But there is more versatile choice by buying a Meiki Plush Hip and place any hole you like inside. This won't limit you if you will get bored of the particular texture and keep you motivated to expand your collection, and in the end its easier to clean, lighter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:59:51 2015 No.13622365 >>13622357 >Black Friday is only 5 months away Can't wait

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 18:01:31 2015 No.13622377

Does the back of The Mouth of Truth naturally guide upwards? I just got mine and while my dingaling is curved up a bit I don't think it is good for the hole to be stretched so thin at the top. I felt inside with my finger and there seems to be a little pocket at the end, wondering if that is supposed to be lower or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 18:04:55 2015 No.13622388 File: 859 KB, 1225x1810, d50bb16efcad24905b3f5bcc9ae246e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13622272 >lolinco Does it really fit my anal mistress?

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 18:06:19 2015 No.13622397

>>13622365
as I said, if you are swimming with cash both choices are viable, you are making an investment here.

Just be aware of what are you are getting yourself into. The hip will be heavy and annoying to clean that can be a fatigue after some time. The only reason why people like the hips because they can be placed in one place for nice hands free experience, but the experience is quite odd when the outside skin is very cold (unless you warm it in tub with warm water)

So for me personally its a not worth of an investment, I've seen some anons who already have their hips and they stopped using them because a normal onaholes gives them more pleasure or by having the plush doll/plush hip where they can experiment without limits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 18:07:09 2015 No.13622400 >>13622388 I'd say Cocolo fits her better tbh.

Anonymous Mon Jun 8 18:11:01 2015 No.13622420
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>>13622365
Now imagine yourself a smell thats coming from vagina (or anal) tunnel of this toy after lets say a week or so. You would need to place this next to fan for hours if you wanted to clean it off and dry it properly.

Cocolo or Meiki Plush Hip + your onahole is wiser choice imho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 18:39:18 2015 No.13622567 >>13622388 fuck you are right actually. we have a change up. question: why is iori always depicted in hentai etc as being into anal? was it somehow hinted at in the series?

>>	Germandude Mon Jun 8 19:20:53 2015 No.13622816 >>13622388 stop giving me unnecessesary boners!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:27:36 2015 No.13622839 Is Cocolo worth the price? I have Lolinco and Mouth of Truth, should I even bother? Are hips that much better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:35:03 2015 No.13622868 >>13622839 just few more posts above m8 all info you will ever need in your life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:49:54 2015 No.13622929 i know /jp/ hates tenga but whats the size difference between the tenga cup and the u.s. tenga cup?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:50:56 2015 No.13622933 >>13622929 About six inches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 19:52:20 2015 No.13622945 >>13622933 so whats are the sizes normal 6 and u.s. is 12? or something like that..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 20:23:40 2015 No.13623014 >>13622420 Doesnt seem that hard to clean. Just shove a hose inside and add soap

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 20:58:36 2015 No.13623117 >>13622420 Probably no worse than how my Venus Real smells. That thing is a pain to clean and moisture's always getting trapped at the very bottom of the hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 20:59:42 2015 No.13623128 File: 78 KB, 412x351, 1386189776759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nothing compares to the first time How can I recreate that magic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 21:02:07 2015 No.13623137 >>13623128 take a break for a while. for real this works more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 21:04:25 2015 No.13623144 Just ordered my Venus Real in soft. I'm hype, but fucking USPS is less than enthusiastic to update the tracking information.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 22:18:55 2015 No.13623484 >>13623144 Yeah they update on a "when i give a Fuck" basis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 22:20:32 2015 No.13623489 >>13623128 Start by stopping quoting yourself and write properly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 22:22:20 2015 No.13623497 >>13623489 how much exp are you going to gain for that quest there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 22:29:44 2015 No.13623541 >>13623497 0, but you won't get thread clogged up with >implying tfw shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 23:36:19 2015 No.13623774 >>13623541 How is it shitposting if there was a question in the post? Do these threads really need elitists too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:04:08 2015 No.13623861 >>13623774 Not that guy but yes, it's a thread on /jp/, it better stay in line with /jp/ culture. That means no abusing the quotin' function.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:17:40 2015 No.13623902 >>13622420 >those ridges I cant stand these defined ridges, they feel weird on my dong and I love my hard-on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:18:09 2015 No.13623903 >>13620636 Then what would a venus clone be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:19:32 2015 No.13623912 >>13623902 Who ye quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:23:28 2015 No.13623927 >>13623484 Well, like six hours after getting the email saying it shipped I've now got tracking info. Looks like it'll get here Wednesday and I have a full day Thursday to use it. I really hope you fuckers didn't Toucan me for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:39:24 2015 No.13624002 >when are we going to get an update on the imas hole list?

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:51:12 2015 No.13624072

So, after sending a few messages to NLS, I managed to get my order changed and updated, which was a surprisingly easy process. For future reference, you -can- change orders after you've paid, apparently they never got around to fixing the warnings on the order page.

Moving on, I've got a Mouth of truth, Virgin Admission, lolinco, and a cocolo coming, any recommendations on what I should try first? They all seemed like good holes, so I'm hoping they won't disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:52:57 2015 No.13624082 >>13624002 >why do you write like this?

Germandude Tue Jun 9 00:55:00 2015 No.13624092

>>13624002
Why greentext it? Anyway, if you mean me ask this >>13622388 faggot why he postet lewd loli pics and made me loading the 1st season of imas and giving me a boner. (don't worry hes tamed for now)
Still waiting for hole suggestions.

>>13624072
Let me give you some advice, use the lolinco last. Start with your cheapest so you won't cry to much after you destroyed your first girl. Firsttimers tend to powerfap (assuming you're first timer).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 00:55:18 2015 No.13624095 >>13624072 All great choices, just pick any one of them to start. Hope you got some lube too. Take good care of your onaholes and be gentle with them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:03:16 2015 No.13624127 >>13624092 Wow, your English is bad >loading Huh?

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:12:16 2015 No.13624164

How do I use the tracking number they gave me? The only other site I've ordered stuff online from was amazon, and they just give you shipping updates directly on their site. I ordered on en-nls with EMS shipping. I tried googling EMS, and it seems like there's a few different sites for different countries, I eventually found the Japan one, but when I put in my tracking number, it just said "Your item was not found"

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 01:16:15 2015 No.13624182 >>13624127 Here are your options: getting neglected by me correct me properly Suggest an onahole wich fits to one of the idolm@sters You may choose more than one option. >loading As in downloading. I'm sorry if this did confuse you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:17:53 2015 No.13624196 >>13624082 it was a joke, for that guy a few posts above

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:18:37 2015 No.13624199 >>13624164 EMS is pretty lazy and inconsistent in tracking for most of the packages I got. Chill out, just wait.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:20:31 2015 No.13624204

>>13624092
>>13624095
Actually my second purchase, got a 17 Evo and a My Little Sister can't be this Tight a few years ago. Figured it was time to add some more to the collection. Got a new tube of Peace and I'll be trying the Sweet Girl's drool and Ona Tsuyu. I'll try use the lolinco last, but if it's as tight as people say, it's going to be hard to resist.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:32:49 2015 No.13624258

>>13624182
>correcting
OK
>Why greentexting it? Anyway, if you meant me, ask this >>13622388 (You) faggot, because he posted lewd loli pics and made me download the 1st season of im@s and gave me a boner. (don't worry it has tamed for now)
>Start with your cheapest one, so you won't cry too much after you destroy your first girl. Firsttimers tend to powerfap (assuming you're a first timer).
>Suggest an onahole which fits etc.
>I'm sorry if this confused you

>>13624196
Pay some respect to jaypee renowned culture, ‘onegai’.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:35:07 2015 No.13624268 >>13620608 I was considering getting the lolinco. What do you mean by intense? is it a hard hole?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:39:01 2015 No.13624283 Are there any black guys here who use onaholes? what holes do you have and which are your favorites? I don't mean to be racist at all, I'm just curious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:42:20 2015 No.13624302 >>13624092 What does it mean to powerfap? do you mean, use the onahole with such vigor that you destroy it?

Germandude Tue Jun 9 01:47:51 2015 No.13624319

>>13624258
why did you replace why with because? It makes no sense now.
I used tamed to describe my penises condition, not as verb.
why did you cut my "advice" sentence?
You are supposed to correct it, not to rewrite it in your own words.
Step it up faggot.

>>13624302
Yes.

>>13624268
Lolinco has a artificial hymen wich is very tight and may cut your bloodflow. The texture is also pretty rough combined with a harder plastic than rina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:59:26 2015 No.13624360 >>13624319 Why is used for questions. You used it wrong. Nothing to correct. That's what I did. Fuck you asshole, this is the last time I'll help out someone.

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 02:04:49 2015 No.13624386 >>13624360 It was a question. >why did the faggot anon post a picture? >don't worry it has tamed for now Correct your own sentence. Are you cumbling?

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:08:36 2015 No.13624401

>>13624283
Black guy sans BBC here. I've got a Venus Clone soft, Lilith Spiral Wave soft, Lilith Uterus regular, Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple soft, Mi-Nyan, and Kunoichi regular. My favorites are the Clone and the Mi-nyan but the Wavy Ripple is quickly earning its place in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:12:52 2015 No.13624413 >>13624386 No it wasn't. lrn2english Then it would be ‘it's tamed’. >cumbling what. Also from >>13624319 as a verb cut out an artificial which

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:15:10 2015 No.13624426 Why is big rinna shilled so hard? It's just a mediocre uterus. Lilith far surpasses it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:17:34 2015 No.13624440 Please stay on topic!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:19:11 2015 No.13624449 >>13624413 Oh wait, I reread it carefully and you are right about the ‘why’, my bad.

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 02:25:03 2015 No.13624477 >>13624449 In the end you made me make more misstakes than you had to correct in the first place. Lucky you, you realised before i called you autistic.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 02:46:31 2015 No.13624586

>>13624477
14 mistakes vs 2 (grammatically correct) rephrasings?
And the tamed one could be interpreted both as an adjective and as a verb (and you got them wrong either way)
>autistic
Autism has no correlation with grammar, dude
Also
*mistakes
*I
*realized(American English)

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 02:53:55 2015 No.13624621 >>13624586 >Autism has no correlation with grammar, dude Where do you think you are? Autism at its finest. And you actually counted my mistakes. Neglect it is kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 03:08:04 2015 No.13624667 >>13624621 I'm not really sure what you're getting at, but you seem really serious about it. >Neglect it is kiddo What. Anyway I'll just follow >>13624440 advice before I get b&

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 03:19:35 2015 No.13624709 So far I've washed my hole immediately after use but what's the longest you guys have gone without washing it? Just curious.

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 03:24:52 2015 No.13624728 >>13624709 36hours. Took me 10 minutes to get the cum smell out of the hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 03:25:26 2015 No.13624732 >>13624709 20 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 03:39:25 2015 No.13624787 >>13624709 18 hours -but I didn't cum in it- I got surprised by some friends showing up at my apartment to go to the arcade, so I put pants back on and left with a raging lube covered dick.

>>	bruv Tue Jun 9 06:37:24 2015 No.13625213 im suddenly finding all these reviews that say this is the best hole ever http://en-nls.com/pict1-34392?c2=9999 has anyone tried this one? any comments?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 06:41:54 2015 No.13625218 >mfw people actually complaining about green text LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 07:17:14 2015 No.13625277 >>13625218 Here's your reply.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 07:34:43 2015 No.13625300

>>13625213
I'd go for golden moeten in that price bracket. It's one of the holes I've looked into, and it's certainly eye catching for me. I'll probably buy it in my next few purchases. Go read other reviews that are actually in depth, these ones just sound silly and close minded, written just as they released seed.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 08:03:39 2015 No.13625334

About Tomax holes, is the softest possible firmness you can climax from the preferred option?

I only just bought my first hole, a Lilith Uterus (soft) and I have no problem climaxing with it. Is it possible that I might prefer the same hole in hard firmness? Is it worth buying the same hole in a different firmness?

My gut says that the softer the better, but I'm thinking that maybe certain onaholes' interior bits might give a better experience in regular or even hard firmness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 08:43:32 2015 No.13625401 Received my tenjo tenge dan today. The japs owe me a new ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 09:48:20 2015 No.13625550 Haven't been to these threads in about 6 months, any new /ona/ approved holes I should know about?

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 10:03:02 2015 No.13625578

>>13625334
People tend to misunderstand of what Tomax toys for are, so here is a quick sum up.

The current chart level of firmness looks like this.
200% = Very Soft
150% = Soft
100% = Regular
75% = Hard

The Soft is giving you a balance from finishing too quickly because of the texture that is present everywhere (intense) and keep you busy all the time you thrust in and out, the only option to go for Regular is for those who are cut and lost some of their sensitivity.

The Lilith objective is to keep you teasing all the time until you explode with powerful orgasm, its not meant for stimulating so if you are satisfied (or/and having a healthy penis) you should stick with Soft for your current Tomax toy and next Tomax toys as well.

The Very Soft option is viable on extremely teasing/intense holes such as Venus Clone or Lilith Dots, the Dots are very noticeable and will drive you crazy even on Soft firmness if thats the texture design you are after.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 10:05:47 2015 No.13625585 >>13625578 wtf, i enjoy soft holes and im cut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 10:07:40 2015 No.13625594 >>13625578 Is this google translate or are you high?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 10:07:53 2015 No.13625595 >>13625585 Then you are lucky one, there are anons who are cut and they don't enjoy the Lilith/Venus that much because the Soft level is underwhelming for them making their penis sore and losing their erection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 10:08:54 2015 No.13625599 >>13625594 Drunk, I don't smoke weed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 11:29:18 2015 No.13625765 >>13623128 Get a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 11:30:30 2015 No.13625768 Alice Dayo's up on sales again. So it is worth it?

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:22:53 2015 No.13625854
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I see the busty aichan gets a lot of praise, but has anyone tried the G-MODE titties? I can't find much info on this toy. They might be pretty good because I see the "sequel" called G-MODE BIG BOOBS 2 listed on sites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:24:43 2015 No.13625858 >>13625768 Definitely, my AGM 1 Alice is currently my favorite hole, worth every penny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:27:56 2015 No.13625867 >>13625858 I wonder how fast they usually sold out? One week, one month? Still need to get pay from work. How's much delivery cost, also I heard they give a free poster with >5kyen orders.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:37:18 2015 No.13625895

>>13625867
They sell out relatively fast, 2 weeks, 3 weeks maybe,
regarding the delivery cost, You'll have to use a proxy because they only ship to Japan, I used JSS and the total was around 9800 yen. And yes they give you a free poster from these if your order is >5k yen:
http://alice-stage.com/shop/products/list.php?category_id=8
You'll have to specify which one you want when you make your order, if not, they'll send you a random one.
If you want one in particular

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:39:59 2015 No.13625906 >>13625895 >I used JSS and the total was around 9800 yen Wait, what? I remember paying JSS around 2k per package, hole itself is 4,7k so why almost 10k? The poster is folded or in rulon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:46:17 2015 No.13625922 >>13625906 Cost went up because of the shipping weight Hole is 4860 Commission fee: 500 Shipping cost: 4000 The package with alice weighs 1760g, because of this it enters in the 4k EMS shipping bracket. I received my poster folded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 13:00:03 2015 No.13625967 >>13625906 Cost went up because of the shipping weight Hole is 4860 Commission fee: 500 Shipping cost: 4000 The package with alice weighs 1760g, because of this it enters in the 4k EMS shipping bracket.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 13:03:07 2015 No.13625976

>>13625922
>The package with alice weighs 1760g, because of this it enters in the 4k EMS shipping bracket.
Damn, I thought it'll fit in cheapest option.

I noticed that "small packer SAL" in JSS delivery options are out for Europe, so whats the other cheapest replacement if I want to avoid customs? SAL packet?

Which lotion do you use with dayo and it's hard to clean agm2?

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 13:13:57 2015 No.13626006

>>13625976
I'm not sure about the shipping because I always use EMS and my customs don't give a fuck.
The lotion I use is Silky Lube which is all around my favorite lube, but you can only get it on daimaoh, I've also tried watered down Pepe and it works OK.
The main problem when cleaning Alice is that it has some kind of womb at the end which is hard to reach and completely dry, with AGM1 this isn't too big of a problem because the material is very elastic and resilient, so you can be rougher when sticking your microfiber or whatever you use to dry it, AGM2 however tends to tear at the entrance easily if you are too rough because of the material.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 13:51:01 2015 No.13626091 Seems DHL decided to deliver my package a day early despite it only getting here at around 9am. Why the fuck does nobody else use DHL?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 14:07:04 2015 No.13626135 >>13626091 >Why the fuck does nobody else use DHL? Wut? A lot of people here use DHL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 14:09:59 2015 No.13626144 >>13626091 I use EMS because it's cheaper, and still delivers pretty fast. I'd rather just wait and extra day or two and save some money than spend more for DHL

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 14:10:03 2015 No.13626145

Hey guys, i bought a fella and some other toy i don't recall early last year.

I honestly stopped using them like a month in because of cleaning and maintenance. I'd have to like clean it 3 times a day.

Can anyone name/recommend one of those open topped ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 14:10:29 2015 No.13626148 >>13626135 >>13626144 Sorry, by nobody else I meant other businesses, all i ever see is usps ups or fedex and only usps is decent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 14:20:23 2015 No.13626174 >>13624401 fake stereotype

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 15:12:33 2015 No.13626359 File: 2.26 MB, 2925x1020, im@s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I still need hole suggestions, can't complete.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:13:13 2015 No.13626363 >>13626145 open ended ones dont give the same experience as the normal ones... buy at own risk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:16:54 2015 No.13626374 >>13626359 Makoto is on there twice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:18:42 2015 No.13626379 >>13626374 No anon, that is clearly Makato, as the chart says.

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 15:19:00 2015 No.13626380 >>13626374 Shit, just noticed. Someone is missing then, there should be 13 girls, no?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:20:12 2015 No.13626383 >>13626380 See the earlier posts in this thread. They discussed who should be what for a bit. >>13622272

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 15:21:43 2015 No.13626391 >>13626359 k, will fix mistakes soon, takanes missing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:26:40 2015 No.13626409 File: 56 KB, 400x300, 1_1367384123_m_7BRMM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://en-nls.com/pict1-34392?c2=9999 anyone got this hole? reviews say its bretty goob

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:26:44 2015 No.13626410 Is buying onshole to a best friend is a good idea?

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 15:32:59 2015 No.13626432 >>13626383 doesn't even cover half of the girls. Guess i'll have to make random choices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:48:08 2015 No.13626491 >>13626410 yes, if you doesn't want to be friend with him anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:48:33 2015 No.13626492 >>13626410 If you're a girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:51:24 2015 No.13626503 >>13626410 Only if your best friend is a girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:52:11 2015 No.13626510 >>13626503 Why on earth I would want to give a onahole gift to a girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:53:39 2015 No.13626521 >>13626510 Oh, don't worry about the small things. You will sooner or later figure out how to use this strange gift... together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 15:56:49 2015 No.13626538 >>13624586 *realized(American English) FUCK OFF! You didn't need to correct 'realised', it's totally correct, and germandude has previously mentioned having UK friends so it's understandable for him to use British english.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:11:42 2015 No.13626597 >>13624401 >Mi-nyan fuck yeah man, that's pretty much my favourite hole. Definitely my most used

Germandude Tue Jun 9 16:12:24 2015 No.13626599

It's even more legit, since you learn British english in Europe.

I can't decide if the onahole icons should cover the im@s logo or if i should just move the icon a bit more to the bottom and make the image therefore a bit larger. I could also make the onahole icons a bit transparent but it's going to look like shit then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:16:21 2015 No.13626615 >>13626599 Idolm@ster logo on top, girls in middle, onahole on bottom, because who cares if the picture gets larger.

Germandude Tue Jun 9 16:24:33 2015 No.13626656
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>>13626615
That'll look to plain. I'd like to decorate the logo with something, but i just found a decent setting where the onaholes just barely cover the logo while the logo itself is perfectly visible. Thanks for your suggestion.

Will take me a while to make some decent templates of the onaholes. I'll upload them after i finished this chart, so we can enjoy charts from diffrent anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:29:00 2015 No.13626670 >>13626656 Sounds good. I'll be looking forward to it. Thanks, Germandude.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:33:40 2015 No.13626684

>>13626538
Where can I find Germandude complete autobiography, was looking for it for a while.
>totally correct
No, it's not: each dialect has it's terms, and you can't swap them to your heart's content. Someone is getting a little heated up.
>>13626599
It has more to do with style consistency than anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 16:37:37 2015 No.13626698 >my bocca has a tear on the right corner of her mouth guess i'm fucking the black dahlia now

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 17:06:22 2015 No.13626816

>>13626656
Anyway what about
Yayoi: Virgin Age Admission
Iori: Cocolo
Ami/Mami: Kana/Sana
Yukiho: Lolinco
Miki: busty ai-chan
Haruka: Rina
Azusa: Golden moeten
Takane: Venus real
Hibiki: puni hole dx
Ritsuko: Venus clone
Kotori: Roa
Chihaya: Bocca della verità
Makoto(mispelled in the pic): R20

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 17:16:38 2015 No.13626851 >>13626816 >miki >Chihaya Let's focus on primary sexual organs first. 17 Bordeaux and AGM maybe? (whats the diffrence between AGMv1 and v2?) >kotori Let's cover the MC's first >mispelled in the pic fixed thanks. Anyway, i can work with that, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 17:18:21 2015 No.13626859 File: 10 KB, 400x300, 1341804760211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13626851 Chihaya's primary sex organ is her throat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 17:19:04 2015 No.13626862 >>13626816 Azuza should be lilith uterus

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 17:25:38 2015 No.13626883

>>13626851
It's hard to think something for Chihaya. Neither loli nor old hag holes represent her well. She's 162cm so a relatively small hole would be better.
I through of bocca because she's a singer, so that's pretty much her gimmick (like the butt for Iori)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 17:58:43 2015 No.13627017 Considering pulling the trigger on a hole and getting the Lilith Uterus. Alternatively I could get the Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple. With the Lilith, I kept hearing soft is the way to go, but do people really recommend regular for people who are cut?

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 18:02:16 2015 No.13627029 >>13627017 Cut people are less sensitive due to constant friction on their glans. Harder material means more stimulation. Since this is only theory and peoples tastes differ, it's best you get used to the materials and pick your favorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:03:46 2015 No.13627036 >>13626883 She's 162 cm tall? That's taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:04:30 2015 No.13627039 >>13627017 Definitely get the Lilith Uterus, and don't forget lube. If you think that you need more stimulation to get off then get regular, otherwise soft is usually a safe option.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:07:05 2015 No.13627045

>>13627017
Its more theoretical assumption rather a straight fact for those who are cut. Soft could a jackpot even for the cut folks, keep in mind that Lilith and Venus are meant to simulate realistic vagina intercourse, so material should be soft enough with a complementary stimulation to achieve intense orgasm in the end.

A must to get along is Pussy Juicy by Toy's Heart so don't forget that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:09:40 2015 No.13627058 >>13627017 dont listen to them bro, get a soft... you'll start enjoying it after a couple times

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:11:02 2015 No.13627066

>>13627045
How's the Lube Company Masturbator stuff? That's what Queen Cat recommends at the very least. I'd like to keep everything from there if I can for shipping time reasons.

>>13627058
I think the soft will be fine for me. I don't usually touch the head much if at all, so it is still pretty sensitive.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:19:00 2015 No.13627094

>>13627066
Lubes from queen cat are pretty much generic, your toy won't be able to fully shine if you ignore the important part of choosing the correct toucan lotion.

As temporary solution get yourself small bottle of that Lube Company Masturbation thing, and then head to en-nls website and get yourself Pussy Juicy, toy bag and warmer that can enhance the experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 18:45:43 2015 No.13627177 >>13627066 I definitely recommend Ona Tsuyu lube. Maybe grab a couple bottles of it (and other stuff like toy bag) to make your NLS order worth it. http://en-nls.com/pict1-40767?c2=9999

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 19:09:55 2015 No.13627280 Anyone bought this hole yet? http://en-nls.com/pict1-43098?c2=1111..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 19:15:42 2015 No.13627306 >>13626409 There's a clear hard version of it too which I was considering myself. If you end up getting it tell us about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 19:18:24 2015 No.13627317 >>13627280 Saw a post here a little while ago saying the back of it was incredibly thin and someone broke through it trying to bottom out.

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 19:25:32 2015 No.13627346 File: 2.37 MB, 2925x723, im@s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feel free to point out mistakes. Criticism allowed (and encouraged).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 19:27:24 2015 No.13627351 >>13627346 You misspelled Yayoi

Germandude Tue Jun 9 19:34:53 2015 No.13627383

>>13627351
Kinda funny how people only point out 1 mistakes out of a bunch. Chihayas name didn't render and i fixed The mouth of truth's name To it's full (french?) name. I still can change it to mouth of truth if it fits better. Thanks for your correction.

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 19:53:21 2015 No.13627444

>>13627346
Kotori needs to be included! Producer-san is also missing!

Kotori can probably be Slut announcer or something similar, while Producer can be either Red Riding Hood or Tenjou Tenge Dan.

Overall, I think it's a good fit for the characters. God damn, Takane looks so seductive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 19:55:39 2015 No.13627451 File: 109 KB, 1270x959, CHDj4kDVIAEH7oi.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has science gone too far?

Germandude Tue Jun 9 20:00:11 2015 No.13627460
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>>13627444
I'll add them in a diffrent version. Producer-san is takuya, where you at?

Onahole templates:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/7sjbf0g6tff0f3d/onahole+templates.rar
Requests go to: germandudeofona@gmail.net

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 20:06:14 2015 No.13627484 >>13627451 Mind explaining what this is all about? Not all of us here can read Japanese fluently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 20:11:13 2015 No.13627500 >>13627460 iori needs an anal hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 20:12:55 2015 No.13627508 >>13627484 looks like a modded tenga. vibrating tenga. little stretchy vibrating cup. made of plastic and wires uuuu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 20:16:07 2015 No.13627521 How do I share my onahole with friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 20:28:04 2015 No.13627551 So Queen Cat said they could not complete the transaction due to my card, but my card is showing that the transaction went through. Should I panic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 20:36:58 2015 No.13627587 >>13627551 Well, it shows the transaction as pending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 21:33:01 2015 No.13627843 So how much of a bitch to clean is the mouth of truth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 21:37:46 2015 No.13627858 Will Paypal allow a debit card to be used on Queen Cat?

Anonymous Tue Jun 9 21:54:48 2015 No.13627933

>>13627858
Hello, I'm Dr. Big C0ck. I'm not actually a real doctor. I use paypal with a debit card - that's how I bought all the stuff I got from en-nls. But I live in the UK, I dunno if that would somehow make a difference (but I'd think it most likely shouldn't)

>>	Germandude Tue Jun 9 21:57:12 2015 No.13627951 File: 334 KB, 603x735, 234567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13627500 Where is rjob? nearly 15k views on the pastebin and no update since 12k.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 22:54:29 2015 No.13628153 >>13627933 Please stop adding that, it's not helping anyone's situation. >>13627951 He has disappeared for quite a while. Not even emails has gotten through to him. Maybe he's has a cold!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 23:06:09 2015 No.13628210 >>13628153 Adding what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 23:08:43 2015 No.13628217 >>13628210 he means stop doing the whole Dr. big cock thing because nobody appreciates it, it adds nothing to your advice whenever you give it, and frankly, it's obnoxious and annoying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 00:53:12 2015 No.13628497 File: 757 KB, 1918x1078, 1429738609237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think of keeping your holes in a locked tin craftsman toolbox? The onaholes are in their respective toy bags of course

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 00:58:08 2015 No.13628511 >>13627951 oh does it. my b

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:03:14 2015 No.13628536

Does en-nls require you to sign for the package? I'm probably not going to be home when it arrives. Everything else I've ordered online previously has been shipped by UPS, and they'd just leave it on my doorstep, but I googled it and I guess USPS is different. Using EMS, if it makes a difference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:09:30 2015 No.13628554 >>13625906 the poster comes rolled up in a box (not tube) of roughly 44x6x6 cm

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:14:18 2015 No.13628575

>>13627280
>>13627317

http://onahodouga.com/archives/55257164.html

The thinness is unlike any of Ride Japan's glued bottoms, even with the change in color. Ride Japan's glued bottoms can be cheap-looking because of the way they've slapped on a lid. If you look closely at the picture with うすい・・・ text, you can see the circular flash marks surrounding the tip. Other onahos may or may not have this, as I've only had one Ride Japan product and it shows that, too.

In regards to my one, the end is thin enough to move under air pressure and suction. After a few uses, the end has loosened and expanded, giving it a slight uneven bulge - it may have thinned out a bit, too. Shit's scary, but for 1k JPY it's pretty alright. Wear and tear will depend on what material, too. Ride Japan's Bungee Touch material is quite stretchy and fun to flop around, but is also prone to small craters that form during production.

>>13628497
That's fine! Some have kept theirs in toolboxes and even luggage bags. As long as it's sealed from small baddies(the toy bags are the last line of defense) it's fine. Your location, climate and environment will dictate your storage needs. As long as humidity and moisture is minimized inside the container by having dessicants or perhaps even by air conditioning, you'll be fine! I keep mine in a sealed plastic container under my bed, my room harbors no insects or molds and I keep silica gel packs in all toy bags and inside the container.

>>13628536
As far as I can remember, EMS does not require signatures(and will leave packages), while DHL requires signatures. I don't know how other postal services operate around the globe, but my experience with USPS didn't require a signature. You may have to check with your local postal services. You could also try to put instructions on shipping such as:"Please leave package at doorstep.", which worked for me once. My last experience with EMS(though not through NLS), required a signature for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:19:28 2015 No.13628595 >>13628575 >silica gel packs in all toy bags Is that really necessary? Do those packs not harm the holes themselves? I'd think having the packs outside would work best no?

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:30:45 2015 No.13628629

>>13628575
>You could also try to put instructions on shipping such as:"Please leave package at doorstep."

Where would I put these instructions? It's already shipped from NLS, so is it not possible anymore?

Also, sorry if I'm being stupid, but what do you mean by local postal services? I don't think there area any services specific to my area, I'm pretty sure UPS and USPS deliver everything around here.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:32:29 2015 No.13628637

>>13628595
They absorb excess moisture. They're absolutely harmless to them. Just placing packs somewhere with the holes will work. I use the largest toy bag from NLS, and I fold the excess parts of the bag to put the packs in. Like I said, it'll depend on your climate and environment. I just like to keep them like that.

While not a necessity, it helps get rid of whatever excess moisture is in your container, should more moisture be present outside the container. Silica gel packs remove enough moisture to inhibit mold growth, even if it's just for a few months in an airtight seal. I use it because the food industry uses it, too.

It certainly helps ease my mind about it. If you think it's necessary, go for it - it's an extra layer of protection. If you think you don't need it, then don't bother. I'm not one to push about personal storage preferences.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:35:45 2015 No.13628650
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Haven't bought an onahole over a year since my Puni DX and I'm hungering for some oral onaholes.
Is the Bocca still considered to be the best in this department?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:36:51 2015 No.13628652 >>13628637 That's right it even comes in beef jerky packs too. Where do you buy yours? Home Depot/Walmart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:46:00 2015 No.13628674 >>13626359 >Yaoi My sides

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:50:05 2015 No.13628682

>>13628595
>>13628637
I also found this article on records! I forgot that charcoal and rice works, too! Some will have different methods, and I just happen to have silica gel packs.

http://www.discogs.com/groups/topic/389414

>>13628629
I put those instructions on both the sellers' email(that chat box in the order for NLS) and through payment in paypal. That was a year ago, so it may have changed. As for local postal services, some cities and countries can have different postal services, some claiming to excel at different things than others. If USPS delivers, then call them about how they go about deliveries. Some postal services have an option for deliveries to your address such as redirecting to another address(should you be overseas or whatever) and some may even have an option for leaving parcels at your door instead of needing signatures.

Just ask USPS about it and see what they are able to do. I hope your order arrives safely!

>>13628652
I got them from food packs that are generally clean. I don't know if Home Depot or Walmart stocks them since I haven't been to them in a few months. If you're brave enough, bulk cat litter is silica gel sold in buckets. One local pet store had an entire pallet's worth, and you just had to scoop up your own. If you're going this route, make a small pouch for it - there's guides online for this.

A few places to check out for silica gel packs are: local mining companies that offer silica gel to the public, storage retailers such as the Container Store(not sure if they have them), technology retailers and repair shops, ebay, amazon, CL, and even a few hardware stores. If you're lazy, go buy small food items that have them! Be careful as some foodstuffs will contain oxygen absorbants/iron powder.

I can't remember what it was, but a company operating near my house buys stuff from local mining industries and sells silica gel packets in various sizes.

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 01:51:54 2015 No.13628684 File: 700 KB, 500x281, 345646.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13628674

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 01:59:53 2015 No.13628719 File: 2.86 MB, 240x175, 1378069990.92725296.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13628684

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 02:21:12 2015 No.13628817 >>13628684 >>13628719 I dropped this when best girl lost

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 02:31:39 2015 No.13628842 >>13628719 i remember a great smile precure op like this. cant find it anymore, sadly

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 02:45:04 2015 No.13628879 >>13628817 >Best girl lost See it this way, at least you can claim her for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 03:41:23 2015 No.13629057 I wish I had a dick so that I could have fun with onaholes. :<

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:16:36 2015 No.13629143 File: 859 KB, 1920x1080, 1430237001961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13629057

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:26:57 2015 No.13629177
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>>13628650
The HEPS fantastic H3 [just the sleeve for 20$, no extra 60$ for the plastic hinge] is my go to.

I have a big dick and that means it only goes about halfway down, I could force it to go more but that would rip it over time

It's extremely soft and the lips are so pillowy like HNNNNG, when warmed up its pretty indistinguishable from most real blowjobs I've gotten

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:31:58 2015 No.13629194
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>>13629177
Another pic of it, one great thing about it is you can use it while soft and make you hard, if I need to get hard to use a more penetrative hole I get sucked up by my HEPS first.

Also multi-orgasam sessions with it are 11/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:45:39 2015 No.13629254 I think my penis is broken, first time using an onahole and took a long time to reach climax. hand fappins is nowhere near a deathgrip because even if i wanted to i couldn't. using a lolinco >>13629057 I'll trade you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:47:10 2015 No.13629258 >>13627843 as much as you are one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:51:37 2015 No.13629275 >>13628650 best in the market according to most

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 04:54:27 2015 No.13629289 >>13629057 wish i had a pussy so i could have fun with anything i can stuff it with

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 05:10:40 2015 No.13629376 >>13627383 Man, that's Italian. Lit. means ‘The mouth of truth’. >>13627036 Are you a loli?

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 05:51:20 2015 No.13629546
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>>13627460
Oh and it's ‘verità’: requires the grave accent on a.
>>13628217
No fun allowed
>>13627951
V&
>>13628684
You don't have to namefag every post you make, keep it only to reviews or recommendations. Take for example the Australian guy.
>>13629057
Don't lie
>>13628842
Took me 3 minutes. ggrks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 06:17:35 2015 No.13629631 >>13627484 >>13627508 >>13627451 It looks like he hooked a tenga up to broadcast using IF (if this then that) whenever he fucked it. I wouldn't mind someone translating what the message says. Probably something like tenga feels nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 06:57:21 2015 No.13629742 >>13629258 So is that all you have to add nothing but a lil bitch reply huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 08:02:45 2015 No.13629903 >>13629258 >>13629742 Don't fight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 08:08:01 2015 No.13629914 >>13629742 yeah, what are you going to do? bitch about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 08:40:42 2015 No.13629975 >>13629914 I will continue to laugh my ass off at the lil wannabe onahole thread tough guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 08:44:46 2015 No.13629980 File: 45 KB, 331x331, 1433873230418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13629914 >>13629975 y-yamete!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 08:46:38 2015 No.13629984 >>13629980 Im done derailing the thread sorry

>>	Australian guy Wed Jun 10 08:58:44 2015 No.13630010 >>13629258 shots fired What the fuck is going on in this thread? This is some buyf/a/g level bitchfest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 10:38:54 2015 No.13630237 New magiceyes hole http://en-nls.com/pict1-43142?c2=1111

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 10:42:24 2015 No.13630246
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>>13627280
Yes, mine arrived a few days ago and I've used it a few times now. This is my 4th RIDE onahole.

I don't like the shape of it. It's not pleasant to hold, it wobbles around in hand due to its soft material, and the left and right walls are too thin. I can't imagine it lasting very long. I've heard that the end is also too thin, but I'm not big enough to reach it.

Stimulation is a bit too low for my taste. I prefer my Kunoichi Soft.

I have to say though, the hole is very quiet. It makes hardly any sound in use. Something to consider if noise level is important to you. If not, there are better soft holes out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 11:40:40 2015 No.13630335 >>13630246 Thank you for the review. I may just go for a venus verysoft i guess.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 11:54:35 2015 No.13630382
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>Refresh Alice site every day waiting for a AGM onahole
>see one in stock yesterday
>complete order with forwarder
>receive email that they've secured the goods
>out of stock on website
Fuck yeah. I tore my last Alice onahole. I wonder why they seldom receive new stock.

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 12:53:40 2015 No.13630653 File: 57 KB, 600x600, 234234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13629546 >Take for example the Australian guy I think the Australian guy has a job which prevents him from shitposting all day. >No fun allowed second this. Back to bed i go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 13:10:28 2015 No.13630739 >>13625912 why is this allowed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 13:18:23 2015 No.13630766 >>13630653 >bed I'm in CET too and wtf. Anyway no blogging and no namefagging: it attract unwanted people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 13:21:17 2015 No.13630779 >>13630766 Bloggers and namefags are unwanted people.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 13:32:10 2015 No.13630825

>>13630779
Hitler and kangaroo are not bad posters. The problem is it could attract retards who blog and greentext(someone hold me!), and these threads would turn into constant circlejerks, until jannys get tired of them and it turns out like NEET threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 14:16:59 2015 No.13631023 >>13629980 look man, i'm just shitposting cuz i'm inpatient

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 14:26:50 2015 No.13631072 My shipment will be here within the hour. Thank you everyone for your insight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 14:27:47 2015 No.13631076 >>13629254 D-does anybody else share this issue?

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 14:30:36 2015 No.13631084

is there an onahole that uses the force of your thrusting to apply pressure to certain areas?
kind of like simulating a muscled girls strong vaginal muscles (mikasa abs etc)

like some kind of lever system that would squeeze down in certain areas when you thrust.

strong vaginal muscle simulator or something.

does that exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 14:36:19 2015 No.13631106 >>13631084 cocolo clings on you because of the airflow which closes a flap inside the hole. I dont own one though.

Germandude Wed Jun 10 14:38:08 2015 No.13631116

>>13630766
If i sleep at night i sleep at least 11 hours. If i sleep at day i sleep between 7-8 hours. I'm NEET anyway so i don't give a fuck. But i go back to school soon.
>>13630825
I'm pretty talkaktive and at night i don't have some ppl to talk about. (UKfag same time zone; US and /v/ are total dicks) I try not to shitpost too much in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 14:43:48 2015 No.13631137 >>13631116 UK are UTC >/v/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 14:44:04 2015 No.13631138 >>13629177 >>13629194 I've heard that the sleeves tear pretty easily.

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 14:51:10 2015 No.13631172 >>13631137 Like this hour makes any diffrence. But yes you're right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 15:01:52 2015 No.13631213 Just how discreet is jss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 15:48:58 2015 No.13631438 >>13631213 Boku no pastebin

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 15:59:48 2015 No.13631476

>>13630237
It's been on the Magic Eyes website for quite a while. When I saw 3 layers I got worried.

>>13631084
Not yet. A lever system was the first thing I thought of, where force in one direction is translated to another direction via a pivot outside the hole. It hasn't been done yet, but there are holes that have adjustable tightness such as J-Hole or that HEPS item. You'd need a very sturdy case if you want the whole thing to be able to take a beating. It would need to be adjustable or else girthy anon's will have their dicks pressed and pushed in places to the point where it would be uncomfortable.

Don't forget to take it easy! The weekend is nearly here!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:08:23 2015 No.13631512 File: 2.34 MB, 2925x723, 1433966903884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fixed the à. Should this be the final version or we add P-san and Kotori too? Anyway post the .xcf on pomf please, germandude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:12:58 2015 No.13631531 >>13631438 Was already there. It doesn't mention anything about declarations or packaging, just how to use the site

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:21:51 2015 No.13631556 >>13631512 Ricchan is not a roastie!!

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:24:12 2015 No.13631569

>>13631531
>Q: Is the packaging Discreet?
>A: YES. All the distributors listed in the shopping section will DISCREETLY ship your fake vaginas in a brown box. Name and address. Customs declaration of “figures” if sent overseas. DHL puts something else. Will explain in shipping section of shopping.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:25:51 2015 No.13631579

>>13631476
a pivot is exactly what i was thinking of. kind like a "gate" at the end of the hole that, when you push past it, closes in on somewhere lower down the stem.

you would have two obtuse triangles shaped kind of like cotton buds with soft tissue on the end. these on both sides so your movement starts the pressure.

of course yo would have multiple of these at varying sizes and intensity throughout the hole.

it would create a much more active onahole. but then i suppose it would basically just be an inferior version of an onahole that electronically squeezes down on you. (those exist right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:30:32 2015 No.13631597 >>13631512 swap ritsuko and azusas. ricchan is technically older but when it comes to anime/manga maturity is indicated by breast size and personality. azusa feels older, i think she should get the lillith.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:32:26 2015 No.13631603

>>13631569
But that's about the distributors. Some forwarding services open and repackage the goods before they then ship them overseas. That's the only reason I ask. But if you're saying that JSS is just as discreet themselves, then thanks. That's all I was interested in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:36:18 2015 No.13631618 >>13631597 >ricchan is technically older She's not: she's 3 years younger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:38:11 2015 No.13631626 >>13631618 oh. my b. how is she an ex idol and azusa an active idol? anyway the breast size thing still stands as a valid point imo. thanks for correcting me, i suppose it doesnt matter too much who gets the lillith.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:44:30 2015 No.13631656

Anybody know any holes that don't have that industrial plastic smell?
I have a sensitive nose which kills my boners if the smell reaches me. I own virgin age grad, venus real, and lolinco. But I'm on the verge of tossing lolinco and maybe virgin age grad because of the smell. Can't wash that smell away. The oil seepage from the venus real is pretty gross too. Maybe this is why I gave up on 3D. Vaginas are fucking gross. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:47:04 2015 No.13631663 >>13631656 wash it then coat it in cinnamon or something. use perfume. whatever works. i believe some stores sell "feminine scent" or similar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 16:48:24 2015 No.13631673 >>13631626 Yeah, you are right. We have to wait the german guy for changing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 17:16:43 2015 No.13631794 >>13631656 Wash with some strong smelling soap many times, then use johnson's baby powder on it after drying it. The smell of the soap and the baby powder will combine and block/mask the plastic smell.

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 17:19:42 2015 No.13631809 >>13631597 >>13631673 So i just change ritsuko and azusas holes? k. >>13631512 >post the .xcf If photoshop allowes to save it in .xcf i'll do it. >on pomf hate to ask.... url pls. >à Will fix this properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 17:48:09 2015 No.13631943 >>13631809 >PS I think it does >pomf pomf.se Shut down yesterday apparently. uguu.se is still up (temporary filehosting). Use: http://img.loveisover.me/ >So i just change ritsuko and azusas holes? That's what the xcf is for dh

Germandude Wed Jun 10 18:50:52 2015 No.13632214 [SPOILER]

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>>13631943
Sorry, PS doesn't safe it as .xcf, i uploaded the psd though.
http://a.loveisover.me/qfhauz.psd
I hope i changed the chart to everyones preferences.
Let me know if you need something else.

Anonymous Wed Jun 10 18:57:29 2015 No.13632253
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Hey /jp/,

I have a question regarding the purchase of an onahole.
My only experience with those toys was a blue fleshlight (the alien thing from avatar). While it seems to be one of the "bigger" fleshlights, it still felt really uncomfortable to me because:

1. it was too "tight" at the tip, so cumming inside felt really uncomfortable, it almost hurt. Even when I used the sleeve only, it didn't feel good.

2. it was too "short", so when I started thrusting really deep, my dick came out at the other end of the sleeve thing.

Basically, my only fleshlight experience so far has been a bad one and now I'd like to try an onahole.

Could somebody recommend me an onahole (not too expensive pls) that avoids the aforementioned problems?
I really don't want to start measuring my dick now, but the thing simply shouldn't be "too small".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 18:58:49 2015 No.13632260 >>13632253 A fleshlight is like 23 inches long. You must have a massive black cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 18:59:03 2015 No.13632262 >>13632253 >I really don't want to start measuring my dick now, but the thing simply shouldn't be "too small". How the fuck do you think we could?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:02:49 2015 No.13632277 >>13632253 Dick pic or gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:03:14 2015 No.13632282 >>13632253 The R-20 might be the best thing for you. Not the R-20 Puni....

Germandude Wed Jun 10 19:04:09 2015 No.13632290

>>13632253
>fleshlight
>not too expensive pls
lel

Anyone has an idea how we can vote, which onahole is which gitl? Not just based on one series more like an /ona/ collection. Using strawpoll would be a hell of a list and also very time intense to make. Best would be a list where you vote or add another girl to an onahole if the girl isn't listed. Chart would be updated every month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:12:30 2015 No.13632316 >>13632290 google docs strawpoll (its easy) hijack a youtube video

Germandude Wed Jun 10 19:18:32 2015 No.13632333

>>13632316
>google docs
I could let people comment on the document and update every vote manually, which would give me a ton of work. But it's probably the best option.
>strawpoll
If you didn't create it you can't add new girls(options).
>hijack a youtube video
I don't see where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:24:31 2015 No.13632348 >>13632333 you make a comment for each girl and a subcomment for each hole. people who can be bothered to log into their YouTube accounts can vote on it.

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 19:31:36 2015 No.13632363 >>13632348 Will do a google doc and a video. Let's see which method people are more interessted in (if /ona/ is interessted in this idea at all). Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:32:09 2015 No.13632366 >Keep getting errors when trying to order from NLS I'm in limbo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:50:48 2015 No.13632440 >>13632363 >Jewgle No. Let's use something like http://poll.lab.io/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:56:32 2015 No.13632460 >>13632440 Stallman pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 19:59:00 2015 No.13632467 >>13632440 it works, proof of concept http://poll.lab.io/XbhpRnhIWwwCtAVLQUKnmg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:00:19 2015 No.13632471 >>13632460 rms is /jp/ protected heritage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:02:51 2015 No.13632480 >>13632467 You can even use custom uri: http://poll.lab.io/urwaifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:10:30 2015 No.13632509 File: 471 KB, 1280x1434, 1433090765804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13627460 Any reason why Takane is Venus Real? Perhaps Azusa would be a better candidate if Kotori isn't going to be included, plus Azusa is older than Takane IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:15:07 2015 No.13632525 File: 2.70 MB, 3504x2336, rms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13627460 >rar >gmail xz and cock.li are the only true professional choices.

Germandude Wed Jun 10 20:27:51 2015 No.13632586 [DELETED]

>>13632509
If there is one more fa...anon who wantsa change, you guys can vote it out. I have no problem making charts for you, i enjoy it, but every person has a diffrent perspective on best girl/s and since there are more and more people wanting changes, you guys better vote it out. Also i poured my huge cumshot out of my ona on my table, please send help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:37:02 2015 No.13632628 >>13632509 azusa looks and acts so much like akiko minase. inspiration?

Germandude Wed Jun 10 20:38:57 2015 No.13632637
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>>13632509
You guys can vote it out. I have no problem making charts for you, i enjoy it, but every person has a diffrent perspective on best girl/s and since there are more and more people wanting changes, you guys better vote it out. Also i shot a huge cumshot trough my ona on my table. My Nina broke again, time to repair her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 20:39:20 2015 No.13632639 >>13632509 Nah, it look fine like it is now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:00:04 2015 No.13632730 >>13632214 It's 'Uterus', not 'Utherus'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:03:59 2015 No.13632751 File: 2.40 MB, 2925x723, im@s-v1.02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Made some small fixes. https://a.loveisover.me/sjohne.psd https://a.loveisover.me/zwharq.xcf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:05:12 2015 No.13632757 >>13625768 What is Alice Dayo? I've never been able to so much as find a picture of it online.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:14:51 2015 No.13632814 >>13627036 lol manlet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 21:19:37 2015 No.13632836 File: 2.39 MB, 2925x723, im@s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last one, really. http://a.loveisover.me/ukebdh.xcf http://a.loveisover.me/zxucar.psd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:13:21 2015 No.13633030 >>13632637 That's not a very big load, you ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:14:04 2015 No.13633032 >>13632814 I'm a grill

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:14:59 2015 No.13633036 >>13633032 prove it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:15:46 2015 No.13633039 >>13633032 Why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:18:16 2015 No.13633049 >>13633039 Because no one is grilling today since it's raining out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:20:58 2015 No.13633063 >>13633049 Quite tall for a grill

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 22:42:06 2015 No.13633133 File: 2.38 MB, 2925x723, im@s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think it's time for /ona/ to choose. Last changes i made. http://strawpoll.me/4599574

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:52:24 2015 No.13633176 >>13633133 >strawpoll Step up senpai http://poll.lab.io/whichchart

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 22:57:30 2015 No.13633205 >>13633176 Enough changes, let's choose one official Im@s chart and be happy with it. Strawpoll counts, Ends 5am CET (in 1 hour).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 22:59:01 2015 No.13633212 >>13633133 your chart is better imo but i wont lie, i think you're a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 23:00:00 2015 No.13633216 >>13633176 nice chart, will you fuck me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 23:03:02 2015 No.13633227 >>13633205 Actually in Central Europe right now is already 05:00

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 23:05:17 2015 No.13633241 >>13633212 I just wanted to make one anon happy, couldn't know i make lots of spelling misstakes. >>13633227 Yeah i'm a retard, 6am sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 23:07:50 2015 No.13633253 >>13633241 mistakes And also which. Why can't you get those two right?

>>	Germandude Wed Jun 10 23:16:11 2015 No.13633300 >>13633253 I think i go to bed, will you tell me a good night story? >>13632637 Was raping her with a soldering iron for 3 hours. She's dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 23:31:25 2015 No.13633374 >>13633300 I don't know any, blogger-kun *I'll go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 10 23:39:22 2015 No.13633409 >>13633133 White text outline is much better. Kiwami arrived and deflowered. For my first hip, I'm not disappointed! It's heavier than I imagined, and it made my first time cleaning a bit difficult, but I know what to do next time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:08:44 2015 No.13633506 >>13632757 Alice dayo/アリスだよっ It's not sold on nls unfortunately, you have to order it through their website and use a shipping forwarder like JSS. http://alice-stage.com/shop/products/detail.php?product_id=40

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:11:58 2015 No.13633520 >>13633506 I have no idea how to use JSS. Can I pay one of you to ship it to me?

Germandude Thu Jun 11 00:15:29 2015 No.13633531
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I don't care about the other poll, since there is nothing mentioned on the webpage about samefag protection. Strawpoll at least blocks every ip regionwide. If anyone manipulated the poll anyway, it's kinda sad. Up to you guys which poll you count as the official.
I hope i made the anon happy which i made the chart for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:17:22 2015 No.13633537 >>13633531 Better poll won stop being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:20:17 2015 No.13633555 >>13633531 Kill yourself namefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:20:23 2015 No.13633556 >>13633531 They are the same chart after all so who cares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:21:34 2015 No.13633563 >>13633555 >>13633537 Rude!

>>	Germandude Thu Jun 11 00:25:04 2015 No.13633576 >>13633537 >>13633555 Just confirms even more someone rigged the poll. If you're the same guy who made the other chart, it was a good idea to let the onas face one way, good call.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:26:02 2015 No.13633579 >>13633576 Thinking we're all samefags here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:27:27 2015 No.13633584 File: 24 KB, 1334x492, 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13633576 >if they don't agree with me must be samefag!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:28:22 2015 No.13633590 >>13633584 Please, who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:28:30 2015 No.13633591 >>13633576 Actually I ( >>13633556 ) am the one who made the other chart. No more off-topic guys, please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:29:13 2015 No.13633597 >>13633591 Fuck you're cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:38:47 2015 No.13633624 >>13633590 >im going to make fun of you everytime you do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:40:54 2015 No.13633630 >>13633624 Nobody wrote that, mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:42:49 2015 No.13633635 >>13633630 >mate >>>/sp/ >>>/v/ >>>/pol/ No australians/bongs allowed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:44:27 2015 No.13633643 >>13633630 >i just wrote it mate

Germandude Thu Jun 11 00:46:21 2015 No.13633646

>>13633584
If your statte calls out for a vote, you don't just vote some way you see fit. But i seriously don't care anymore since i delivered the request.

>>13633537
>>13633555
>>13633597
I seriously don't get why you believe, pressing the submit button with this content will change something. Like i stop being a namefag, it's just shiting up the thread, but have it your way. For the sake of the thread i won't post for a few days since it's feeling like some people started a personal war agains me.

>>13633624
>>13633584
>>13633643
Just ironic how people want to play by /jp/ rules and still greentext like this.

I probably post one time if my delivery arrives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:47:37 2015 No.13633654 >>13633646 Once you learn to actually fucking spell then you can come back and post trip fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:49:01 2015 No.13633660 >>13633635 Not a native English speaker and I don't browse these boards. Isn't mate just a synonymous of dude >>13633643 Greentexters clog up threads with shitpost, who could have guessed. sage

Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:50:54 2015 No.13633667

>>13633646
>For the sake of the thread i won't post for a few days
It's not about not posting for a few days. You could post anytime you just as long it's not with a name. Trips/names should only be used when you're actively contributing to a thread's content. You and that dr faggot do it for attention seeking.

>>13633660
>sage
Are you newly arrived from /b/ or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:51:30 2015 No.13633672 >>13633660 >im pretty sure mate is broad auastralian and used in lower class english (white cliffs english). also if you havent noticed the green is to fuck with >>13633590

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:56:03 2015 No.13633690 >>13633672 I did, go shitpost somewhere else >>13633667 First day on /jp/ huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 00:58:07 2015 No.13633699 >>13633690 fucking hell bro lighten up. no-one give a shit about green or names or bogan. its just you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:01:37 2015 No.13633716 >>13633699 tl;dr

Germandude Thu Jun 11 01:03:06 2015 No.13633726

>>13633667
>attention seeking
Isn't getting called a fag a form of attention, too?
If people don't want to talk with me then just don't. Isn't ignoring a person the best way to get rid of?
Also i am contributing to the thread, can't help there are some crossies who want to pick a fight or shitpost.
if you've been on /ona/ a bit longer than 2 threads, you should know there is mostly peace even if i'm namefaging.

tl;dr: ignore me or let's talk about onaholes.

>>	Australian guy Thu Jun 11 01:03:15 2015 No.13633727 >namefags in charge of not ruining any thread they show up in >>13633672 >lower class english https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:04:49 2015 No.13633734 >>13633726 Please go away, we don't want you here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:05:16 2015 No.13633738 MODS come here and delete all this crap.

Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:07:04 2015 No.13633744

>>13633726
>Also i am contributing to the thread,
By being the reason half of the thread is stooped in shitposting? If you'd just stop posting with that name everything would be in harmony. Why does knowing you're a germandude raise the enjoyment of my onaholes? I'm an American guy with onaholes should I add that to my name field for every post I make? Who gives a fuck

>>	Germandude Thu Jun 11 01:10:37 2015 No.13633763 >>13633744 See >>13633726 >you should know there is mostly peace even if i'm namefaging. and > Isn't ignoring a person the best way to get rid of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:11:20 2015 No.13633766 >>13633763 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:17:46 2015 No.13633777 >>13633766 Himself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:21:48 2015 No.13633785 >>13633777 Put your name back on germandude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:23:31 2015 No.13633791 >>13633785 Make me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:24:50 2015 No.13633796 >>13633766 >what was your most recent onahole acquisition?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:26:33 2015 No.13633803 >>13633796 You're mom.

>>	Australian guy Thu Jun 11 01:27:02 2015 No.13633804 >>13633796 You're mother Hey, we're on autosage anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:27:10 2015 No.13633805 I'm noticing that /ona/ has been rather off topic in recent months. We need to get back to the good old days of solid onahole discussion/debate and pics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 01:31:37 2015 No.13633817 >>13633796 Fuck off retard >>13633805 Generals for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 02:34:03 2015 No.13633992 What the fuck happened to this thread? Let's just take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 02:50:21 2015 No.13634042 File: 27 KB, 400x300, 1_1419398601_m_u1xTv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn, the Maiden clamps on your dick real nice Don't like the neck part since it's annoying to dry out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 03:05:23 2015 No.13634068 >>13633992 be still my garrulous dark but for a brief moment hum softly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 05:12:28 2015 No.13634386 >>13633992 >What the fuck happened to this thread? Attention whores being more obnoxious than usual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 08:12:24 2015 No.13634710 Mitsugekka is no more. NLS no longer has the page for it, which is strange since they still have old, discontinued products. It's a shame, because I would recommend it for those with a longer length. I hope they get it back in stock one day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 08:56:13 2015 No.13634800 File: 663 KB, 440x247, 1391183626084.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I came here to talk about fake pussies, not watch a bunch of fake pussies talk to each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 09:35:53 2015 No.13634874 >>13632836 I'm satisfied with this one. Chihaya being relegated to a mouth hole is weird and Azusa and Takane can be exchanged but other than that thanks guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 09:55:44 2015 No.13634914 is there a difference between corn starch and potato starch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 12:31:29 2015 No.13635221 >>13634914 Well, yes, but I don't think it makes a difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 12:34:25 2015 No.13635228 File: 465 KB, 748x1000, 1434040465168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mods are asleep, post pics

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 12:35:40 2015 No.13635233 File: 2.99 MB, 320x240, EhjNjAj.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i need this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 18:27:27 2015 No.13636565 Daisyuki Hold got to my house in NY from NLS in two days. I was planning on skipping fapping for the night to better prepare for it over the weekend but it's just staring at me and begging to be used. It's painful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 19:32:16 2015 No.13636768 >>13636565 I ordered the Mouth of Truth yesterday and just thinking about those teeth is too much for me to handle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 19:47:40 2015 No.13636803 >>13636768 Lube the teeth up well, you'll come to love it like most of us did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 20:21:16 2015 No.13636905 File: 647 KB, 840x480, onahole_disposal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 20:22:48 2015 No.13636912 >>13636905 donate them to a local orphanage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 20:24:31 2015 No.13636924 >>13636565 I hope you have fun! >>13636905 Is that Chimera? Why did you throw them out? I'm planning on getting a chimera plus sometime soon. New thread >>13636920

Anonymous Thu Jun 11 21:55:43 2015 No.13637271

>>13636924
Wakefulness - too thin inner layer, tore, retained water and grew mold.
Chimera Plus - it's wonderful, but was sadly lost to an onahole warmer overclocking accident.
17 Evo - Inner layer is torn in multiple places, likely to succumb to mold soon.

I'm ordering another Chimera Plus soon, as well as the big Rina.

Anonymous Fri Jun 12 00:39:30 2015 No.13637814
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Busty Ai-Chan + Mouth of Truth = Infinite Deepthroat!

Put Ai-Chan on the edge of a table, Mouth of Truth chin up to the ceiling in off-hand like you're choking with the thumb to cover the line between Ai-Chan and the Mouth of Truth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 00:58:10 2015 No.13637867 Is there a difference between onahole and tomax? How long should I expect to wait after placing an order?

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