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How long until /jp/ mansion gets done?

>> No.13615451
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>>13615426
Last I heard, said mansion was in need of extensive repairs because it was from the 1800s or something and had a gaping hole in the side of it. Plus, it looked dangerous as shit to be in and no one wanted to pool in money to by it or repair it.

>> No.13615471

Is that homu?_?

>> No.13615483

who homu here?

>> No.13615505

>>13615471
evil H0MU

>> No.13615510

>>13615505
More like H0M0 LMAO

>> No.13615536
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On the stone was etched a single word more ancient than the boards themselves: Homura. Our homu.

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tfw not enough Homu threads on /jp/

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>>13616219
>literally cancer of /a/

>> No.13618299

>>13615426
That image of Homu is fucking hot...

>> No.13618429

>>13615536
You are not allowed to co-opt my Kushan culture with your shitty megucas.

>> No.13618577

>>13618429
i have since 2011, you can't stop me

>> No.13619343

>>13618429
Taiidani were the true exiles. Do not believe Kushan Imperial lies.

>> No.13619368
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hhomu

>> No.13619741

ここで誰がHOMUですか?

>> No.13619831

>>13615426
I'm trying, anonymous. I'm trying really hard. I've almost got my degree, but I've probably got a long way to go before I'll have enough money to support the mansion. And that's only if I'm lucky.

I'm starting to think making drugs would have been an easier route to go than business. There's so many fucking people I have to talk to. It's disgusting.

>> No.13619862

>>13618299
I want to cum down her throat,

>> No.13619933

>>13619741
>who HOMU here?
anon-kun that's wrong
>誰かHOMUいますか?

>> No.13620644

Ask Sean I heard he was working on buying some land.

>> No.13620749

>>13619368
I hope they didn't have beans for breakfast!

>> No.13623169

post more homu

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>>13619368
would that literally kill everybody because the fat asses blocking out the sun?

>> No.13623429

>>13619862
I want to cum all over her hair, face, & breasts.

>> No.13623446

I'm gonna be the mansion's maid!!

>> No.13623449

>>13619862
>>13623429
I-I want to cum.

>> No.13623452

I'm gonna be the mansion's onapet!!

>> No.13623459

>>13623429
Why?, isn't it sexier to pump it inside something?

>> No.13623529

>>13616770
>>13615426
Homu wants to cum!

>> No.13623537

>>13615451
It's off the market http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-Johnstown-Rd-Mount-Vernon-OH-43050/2104990806_zpid/

Stay out of my state /jp/ Ohio is shit

>> No.13623592

>>13623459
That would feel sexier...but seeing her beautiful, light skin covered in my fluids w/ them dripping off of her looks sexier!

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I'd like to live in the jp mansion but it's probably full of gaylords and I ain't gay. I just like taking it easy

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>>13620749

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>>13623743
I'll make you take it easy up the ass, fagboi.

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>>13623743
mfw some fat gay balding neckbeard with unshaven arms, legs and chest in a maid outfit and high heels approaches me, playfully shakes his feather duster at me, blows me a kiss, giggles, then catwalks away seductively at the /jp/ mansion

i think i'm gonna puke

>> No.13625024

>>13624416
Maybe there should be a maximum bmi of 25.

>> No.13625067

>>13625024
25? Are you some kind of turbofatso? Maximum bmi 22 for boys, 23 for girls.

>> No.13625073

>>13625067
I dunno I'm 185cm and like 178 pounds and I don't really look fat. Or maybe I do. I don't know. Maybe we should use an electric body fat % measurer instead.

>> No.13625085

Fatso here, I wouldn't go into the /jp/ mansion.

I would just create a guard cadre outside with other fatsos to protect /jp/sies.

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>>13625085
I don't really want to look outside my window and see a pathetic gaggle of fatsos roleplaying warhammer commando on the courtyard. Either lose a few tons or don't come at anywhere within 5km of the mansion.

>> No.13625100

>>13625099
Holy shit dude lmao

>> No.13625104

>>13625099
Well the mansion's going to be a piece of shit anyway if the jay has to buy it. It'll probably be like being a haibane, living in some deserted piece of shit school or apartments or something and only being able to afford one pair of old used clothes.

>> No.13625109

>>13625099
Well, don't look outside the window then you ungrateful POG.

>> No.13625111

>>13625104
What kind of gay shit are you imagining going on while you're out on your ''guard cadre´´? Take your hands off your dick, fat-for-brains!

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>>13625111
That wasn't me though.

>> No.13625115

>>13625111
Playing eroge, Touhou western FPS while protecting the "parameters" and keeping an eye out for baddies and scums.

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>>13625109
I could take care of myself without you and your greasy lardposse gaying up the place.

>> No.13625122

>>13625120
We are not in the place.

And our kind of gay is brotherly manliness unlike your effeminate fuckbois.

>> No.13625123

>>13625122
Pigs aren't men

>> No.13625126

>>13625123
Yes, yes they are.

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I want to hold Homura's butt while I cum deep inside her!

>> No.13625201 [DELETED] 

murk this kuso shit

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This is it /jp/!! Only $6.900, yes, $6,900 dollars! It has 3 bedrooms so we can fit probably ~20 /jp/sies and it's across the street from a park and grade school. This is a big selling point.

>> No.13625267

>>13625246
I want my own bedroom

>> No.13625295

>>13625267
Yeah I can't masturbate with other people in the room.

>> No.13625304
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I don't mind some body fat, but I don't want to share my personal space with a bunch if Snorlaxes.

>> No.13625318

>>13625246
That looks like the house from Up

>> No.13625929

>>13625246
That shit looks like its ready to collapse at any moment

>> No.13625990

>>13625246
Where do you find houses that cheap? Is this house in like the most dangerous niggest of the nig neighborhoods in the country? I mean even I could afford that.

>> No.13626111

>>13625990
I mean, just look at the picture. Place looks like it's about to fall apart any second.

>> No.13626197

Any jpsies want to meet up in Florida and go to Disneyland or Universal Studios with me? We can go on the rollercoasters and eat ice cream

>> No.13626242

>>13626197
Post phone number/email.

>> No.13626258

I'm not sure if I'd want to join a /jp/ mansion with current /jp/ anymore. You'd basically be living in an /a/v/ mansion at this point.

>> No.13626289

>>13626242
I'll make a throwaway when I get home

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>>13623893
>not posting the conclusion

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>>13626613
Girls shouldn't fart on budding universes.

>> No.13626877

>>13625304
Just imagine...
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=50737026

>> No.13626886 [DELETED] 

>>13625304
>not liking snorlax
Your childhood must have been terrible.
He's still a must-have even if you don't personally like him.

>> No.13626913

>>13626886
Yeah, but only because he's a unique find in the pokeworld. Gotta catch em all, no exceptions, even the fatty. >__>

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>>13626913
>>__>
<__<

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>>13626924
>>>_>
<<_<
>_>

I'm off to buy donuts.

>> No.13626966

>>13626936
fatty!
stop eating so much sweets!

>> No.13627034

If you could afford it, would you build the /jp/ mansion? I sure wouldn't.

>> No.13627043

>>13627034
Yeah, if I had 10 million extra dollars in my pocket I would spruce it up and make it the best mansion ever. There would be a pool, a game room, best furniture and kitchen, and a couple cars to drive the /jp/sies around.

>> No.13627076

>>13626886
nobody wrote that, crossie

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>>13627043
Don't treat me too well, I can be expensive.

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>>13626966
Who's a fatty? Not me.

>> No.13627290

>>13627282
whats the point of a bra when you are male!

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>>13627290
>male
>that

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>>13627302
>>13627290
>>13627282
drama!

Every day till you like it.

>> No.13627338

>>13627282
Has someone ever thought about dressing as a woman to see if people asks for more pictures?

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>>13627338
You mean like animegao? :^)

>> No.13627359

>>13627345
No, like >>13627282 .

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>>13627359
H-hidoi!

>> No.13627498

>>13627282
woah, dude! did you get shot by niggers?

>> No.13627569

>>13627498
W-what?

>> No.13627574

>>13627569
There's a gunshot scar by the ribs

>> No.13627600

>>13627498
>>13627574

Oh that. No I got bit by a brown recluse while mushroom hunting in the woods.

>> No.13627661

>>13627600
I've heard bites that close to the heart can be pretty hardcore. How does a spider get down your shirt?

>> No.13627671

>>13627661
I wearing a loose-fitting bra and a low cut T-shirt. My guess is that the spider fell into my bra and got upset because it didn't fit properly.

>> No.13627679

>>13625246
Eh not my style

>> No.13627688

>>13627679
But look at those steps! We've been talking about keeping out fatties, but this house is the ultimate. Anybody over 200 pounds would probably just fall right through both the stairs and the porch and would be too fat to jump over the resulting hole.

>> No.13627732

>>13627688
>right through the steps
Kek.

>> No.13627741

>>13627671
Why would a dude need to wear a bra? You're so manly you could be my bf, dude.

>> No.13627752

>>13627741
Stay cucked, anon. :^)

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>>13627752
nice meme big boy

>> No.13627777

>>13627767
Y-you too.

>> No.13627920

>>13615426
Don't worry. Just $43k more (so, 5 - 6 months) & I can buy my uncle's giant house outright.
>14 bedrooms
>beautiful kitchen w/ a trash compactor
>3+ bathrooms w/ shower (maybe more)
>big ass driveway & garage for our otaku cars
Could easily house 14 /jp/sies assuming everyone wants his/her own room. But I'm not doing all the chores, got that?

>>13619831
>business
>There's so many fucking people I have to talk to. It's disgusting.
What the fuck were you expecting? Business is a major for extroverts who are good w/ money, but sub-par at math. Just work from home buying/reselling otaku paraphernalia on Amazon/ebay. In addition, get into scrapping 5-6 days/week.

>> No.13627937

>>13627920
>I mention the trash compactor
>but not the island in the middle
I've always wanted an island in my kitchen...

>> No.13627994

>>13625104
You raise a fair point anon, wouldn't buying an old unused boarding school or something work out better?

I'm not a /jp/ native, but how populated is this board? If it's even medium and you're trying to have enough space for everyone, 14 rooms won't cut it.

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>>13627920
Neato!

Then I can move in and be /jp/'s resident fitness instructor, yeh?

>> No.13628415

>>13627937
I've never not had an island in my kitchen. It's pretty nice.

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>>13628415
It really is. Islands are really useful for transferring food from initial prep to intermediate/partially cooked to the burner and back.

>> No.13628463

What about that 90-room mansion in Ohio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ1QmVsk7K0

>> No.13628470 [DELETED] 

>>13627920
Is this the passive income thread? Have any more tips?
I don't know where you live, but it's impossible to make money with scrap here. All the regular sources are already booked, and unless you already have a mountain of cash to undercut with, you'll have to scour cl. Which is also overrun with scrappers.

>> No.13628475

>>13628463
I actually have an empty lot in a cheap neighborhood. I'd totally set up a /jp/ mansion, if I had the money to build it.

>> No.13628485 [DELETED] 

>>13628475
Read this >>/biz/thread/S419035

>> No.13628565

>>13627994
With bunk beds, we can fit three or four beds in each room. Assume that the average /jp/sie sleeps around six hours per day. Then if we use the beds in shifts, that's 192 to 256 /jp/sies.

Of course, we would need to find space for the 200 /jp/sies that are awake at any given time, too, and I don't even want to imagine the bathroom logistics. I expect that before the first week is out we'll have encountered our first fecal artist.

>> No.13628572

why not be like h0t_wh33lz and move to thailand or something

>> No.13628661

>>13628485
I've done enough home maintenance and seen enough mortgage payments on houses in shitty neighborhoods to know it's not that simple. The biggest reason I'd want /jp/sies is that they're unlikely to damage the house, unlike the randoms that guide depends on assuming I don't get the floor shitters.

>> No.13628782 [DELETED] 

>>13628661
The average /jp/sies are upper middle class whites who could get a few mansions if they pooled together. The real floor shitters are in /wiz/ and /r9k/.

Now I kind of want to see a /cgl/ mansion.

>> No.13628800

>>13628782
I don't. The two times I've had experiences with /cgl/ irl involved almost as much bickering in the planning as they did meeting each other. I'd say never again, but it's a nice palette cleanser for /jp/.

>> No.13628807

>>13628800
I thought it wasn't uncommon for them to organize room sharing at cons.

Granted some of those go south but mostly because all con people are walking liabilities.

>> No.13628819

>>13628807
I wouldn't know, I usually make my own arrangements. But /cgl/ seems like the type who are less financial liabilities than average, but more social liabilities than I'd want to deal with unless money was pretty tight.

>> No.13629020

>>13628819
/jp/ isn't a financial liability, we just need to sell our souls and have the mansion transported to gensokyo!

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>>13627282
>>13627290
I pretty sure it's just boy in bra.

>> No.13630383

>>13628470
Hmm, let me think...
First, watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fNKm4sfayM
^That's where I got my idea for scrapping, & you'll probably find other stuff that interests you.

Got a pick-up truck? Start a haul-away service.

Proficient in Japanese? Translate people's porn for them in exchange for commission.

Good w/ computers and/or networks? Perform some freelance computer services... repair, malware removal, setting up networks etc. (but don't get fucked. make sure everyone pays you in a timely manner.)

Like aminals? Try petsitting/dog walking.

That is, if you're still here...

>> No.13630412

>>13627282
wait
You're the one who's been shitposting all over /jp/ lately, using the same pattern every time, right?
You're flat as FUG

>> No.13630459

I thought you guys were trying to live in Japan. I met a girl who told me about some housing law where foreigners can actually own a house outright. I think the reasoning was because no one else wants to live in them, and they're considered historic or some shit. Not sure if bullshit. Sounds like it though. Someone should look into it.

>> No.13630497

>>13625024
25 is way too high. thats almost 10 points over me.

>> No.13630584

>>13630497
Well what's your bf %? I just checked with some electric scale and mine's 13, which is borderline "athlete" according to wikipedia. Maybe bmi is ever more bullshit than I thought.

>> No.13633351

>>13630412
Shitposting? All over? I barely post in this subforum. I mostly post in /fit/, but I come here or to /a/ every once in a while to see if there are any new anime/manga worth looking into.

>> No.13633370

>>13633351
/jp/ is not for anime/manga.

>> No.13633387

Oh where is that /jp/ mansion guy? Thanks to him Premium Play Darkness was worth the effort.

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>>13633370
>anime isn't otaku culture

>> No.13633436

>>13633415
Who are you quoting?

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>>13633436
>using a kike meme

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Why do I feel like a /jp/ mansion would end up like Umineko?

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>>13633594
Because you're all incompetent

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>>13633351

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>>13633859
N-naze da?

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>>13633890

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>>13633967
Anata no mokuteki wa nandesuka??

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>>13633991

>> No.13634133

>>13634121
Wakkanai! Wakkanai! Wakkanai! Konnano wakkanai yo! Mo....

Onegai, setsumeshite!

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>>13634133
>>13634121
>>13633991
>>13633890
>>13633967
>>13633859

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>>13634133

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>>13634183
Kore wa...

I have one of her too!

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>>13634200
Steaky, steaky.

>> No.13634286 [DELETED] 

Please stop trying to get the thread deleted.
Mods here don't wipe entire threads over one or two idiots, anyway.

>> No.13634363

>>13630584
i dont know what my bf% is but i imagine its ridiculously low.

bmi is only bullshit to fat people it seems.

>> No.13634372

>>13634363
BMI is also bullshit to bodybuilders. A couple friends of mine are <10%bf, but are considered obese by the BMI chart. They're shredded cunts though, so maybe they don't count.

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>>13634286
>Mods here

>> No.13634459

>>13634286
Sadly they do. Most of /jp/ threads being shitposted to death by the one or two idiots are often deleted.
Usually I wouldn't care but I get slightly upset that those fucking idiots can get what they want here on /jp/ out of all places.

>> No.13638800 [DELETED] 

>>13615426
No one will move in because the net will be unusable. It'll have to be someplace outside America.

>> No.13639469

>>13638800
What are you talking about? We could just have it somewhere with google fiber and route all traffic through a VPN with the router.

>> No.13644170

>>13615426
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