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only the most smellable touhou butts

>> No.13613779
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china butt

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lace butt

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>> No.13613832

have you guys ever actually smelled a girl's butt? (rhetorical)

it's awful

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>>13613861

>> No.13613883

What is the appeal of smelling butts

>> No.13613893

>>13613832
>(rhetorical)

but what's the answer

>> No.13613924

>>13613883
It's your waifu's butt and that makes it special.

>> No.13613936

>>13613741
butts don't smell good!

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>>13613883
http://pastebin.com/tfq8E48X
>It was a stronger musky smell, and there was oak wood somewhere in there as well.

>> No.13614788

>>13613864
You know a girl is a keeper when she lets you use her butt as a pillow.

>> No.13616153

Story time pls

>> No.13616227

I want to be the butt.

>> No.13616328

>>13613832
I like smelling my own butt. Don't judge me, and don't ask how I do it. I imagine smelling a girl's butt will be better.

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I want to impregnate.

>> No.13616369

>>13616355
But would you take responsibility?

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Tengu butts are the most sniffable.

Exhibit #1

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>>13616381
Exhibit #2

>> No.13616388

AA's milk

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>>13616384
Exhibit #3

>> No.13616471

>>13616369
Yes.
At least, until the radiation poisoning kills me.

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Youmu has a cute, shapely bum!

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>>13616477
NOT YOUMU

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What? You are missing the 2hubutts power list?

>> No.13617266

>>13616600
Hasn't been updated to include TH14/15 and other newhus

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>>13617266
I will update it if you provide butt pics for all the newhus.

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I want her to push my face into her ass and force me to breathe deeply.

>> No.13617374

>>13617301
hella asses in >>13581116

>> No.13617447

>>13617266
The only missing 2hues are Seiran, Ringo, Doremy and that chuuni from the fighting game.
Might as well wait for the full game to come out.

>> No.13617459

>>13613832
what do they smell like?

>> No.13617499

Musky, sweaty,smelly 2hu butts !

>> No.13617574

>>13613779
my duck

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>>13617338
I want her to do that after she hasn't showered for a week!
Speaking of facesitting and musky female scents, I wonder where buttanon is right now. His friend had a surprise for him and they both should have done the nasty by now.

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>>13617583
Hopefully hes still alive and the mods haven't banned him. I need to know the juicy details of smelly butts.

>> No.13617609

what happened to /jp/ being all about the boobhus

>> No.13617635

>>13617609
You can like butts AND boobs.

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>>13617635
Yeah exactly. Don't you remember? We had a couple of boob threads a while back and now we're cycling thru the asses until buttanon's saga reaches its logical conclusion (his eventual sexual enslavement and mindbreak)

With that being said, I wouldn't complain if a certain special someone were to resurrect the breast thread...just no massive X-cup tumours like last time.

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>>13617607
Buttanon is making me reconsider my stance on 3D...at least until VR has open-source smell support.
But I'm too much of a putz to talk to girls anyways.

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>>13617661
>x-cup tumors
Eeew i hate those, 2hu boobs need to be big and soft but not like they some sort of infection !

>> No.13617728

>>13617713
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

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>>13617728
It's not her fault her butt is so soft and round !

>> No.13617750

>>13613741
Smellable or sniffable?
That is the question.

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>>13617750
Smellable implies a greater emphasis on the fragrance of the touhou's bum.

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>>13613741
where would the weakpoint be?

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>>13617741
Little Rumia's big behind!

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>> No.13621048

I can't stop smelling butts !

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>> No.13621234 [DELETED] 

>>13613741
Touhou butts aren't smellable because japs are obsessed with cleanliness. Unless you can find a truly dirty touhou, there won't be any smell unless you catch them pooping, and youkai don't need food so you'll never have that opportunity. They might only poop once a month, or once a season.

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>>13621234
I'm more interested in the natural fragrance of touhou's sweat, or perhaps her period

>> No.13621321 [DELETED] 

>>13621310
perhaps an hero

>> No.13621371

This thread proves that /jp/ is way too sexual.

>> No.13621388 [DELETED] 

>>13621371
This degenerate garbage belongs in /e/ or some other shit board.

>> No.13621814

>>13621388
...butts are now degenerate garbage? Seriously?

>> No.13622100

who let the fucking chastity patrol in the thread
death to western civilization long live booty

>> No.13622107 [DELETED] 

>>13622100
go back to africa nigger
ooga booga booga

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Someone explain to me the appeal of the booty

>> No.13622290

>>13622255
The booty has a ripeness that draws forth the manessence
A divine shape as beautiful as a mature peach
A texture and jiggle to please the senses

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>>13617583
>>13617607
I put this one in a pastebin because it was so long.
I also want to apologize if I'm writing too theatrically, its a bad habit I've done for years. The link at the bottom is the doujin that she read.
http://pastebin.com/nF6fzbD5

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>>13622292
i came on at the right time
i also came on at the wrong time because i'm supposed to be studying python

whatever

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>>13622292
>"What, did you mistake that for me? What a stupid pathetic penis". I twitched, and she brought her leg back as though she were going to kick me, before giving me a happy smile and saying I did well.

>> No.13622417

>>13622292
astounding. i'd be jacking it if I weren't reading this in public. too bad you didn't get to put it in.
egg her on to do it in public next time

so what do you two consider yourselves as right now? gf/bf, friends with benefits, something else?
has she found these threads yet?

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>>13622292
I don't mind your writing style at all.
Quite a big update too.
Do you think you should ask her what you two are as >>13622417 pointed out?

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>>13622292
I don't believe any of this, but thank you for the story

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>>13623885
My mind believes you.
My dick believes him.

Either way, this will probably be the last ass thread.
Other people can make new threads. But I'm not going to keep a general going on the off-chance this kiwi posts another chapter in his love story.
If he wants everyone to keep reading, I suggest that he should make a twitter account so he can just tweet out the pastebin links.

>> No.13624229

>>13622417
Im not really into exposure, I think she's similar, so I might keep away from that.

>>13622417
>>13622982
I could do I guess, but I would feel awkward and probably trip over myself. I don't know what I would consider the two of us.
I don't know if she's seen these threads, but she hasnt mentioned anything if she has.

>>13623943
Please dont make it a general, theyre cancerous enough. An occasional thread here and there is fine though. I'm not especially fussed about readership (though, I noticed that on the compilation pastebin you did last week it got many more views in a similar length of time compared to this - did you post it somewhere else?) but I will keep twitter in mind. If I do make one, I'll post the url before this thread ends.

>> No.13625188

What ona?

>> No.13625757

>>13624229
>If I do make one, I'll post the url before this thread ends.
Okay. I'm out of images so I don't think this thread is going to cap like the others, so be warned that it may get pruned beforehand.
Post the URL in the archive if that happens.

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Yuuka is embarrassed that you want to sniff her spandex clad ass, but secretly wants you to do it anyway!

>> No.13628971 [DELETED] 

>>13628550
Why does she have horse balls?

>> No.13629663

>>13628971
...How do you know what horse balls look like?

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>>13629663
it's a bad idea spending too much time on /mlp/. It rots the brain inside out.

Also
>poke
>squeeze
>slap
which do you prefer?

>> No.13633330

>>13631357
Squeeze, also knead

>> No.13634186

>>13631357
I'd like to slap and sqeeze around playing with the fat plump 2hu butt.

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Spats are amazing, imagine the built up sweat and scent they'd have.

>> No.13635378

>>13616328
how the fuck DO YOU SMELL YOUR OWN BUTT.

>> No.13635390

>>13634194
How is that even possible to have such a puffy vulva??

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>>13635378
take a hot shower and let moisture do the work for you

>> No.13635413

>>13635390
That's not a vulva

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>>13631357
Squeeze. Sinking my fingers in a soft, meaty bum is my dream.
But more than that, I'd love to rub, caress and kiss it.

>> No.13636599

>>13631357
Squeeze and squish so that she blushes and awkwardly squirms!

>> No.13639620

>>13635390
Deep dickings every day

>> No.13641196

Story time?

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vampire ass for MAXIMUM DAMAGE

>> No.13644990

>>13636067
I want to put my nose on that cute butt.

>> No.13645090

>>13635378

Wipe your ass with your finger and smell it when you're confident its clean. I buy anti-bacterial hand sanitizer and put it my tissue every time I wipe. I like sniffing my butt's sweat.

>> No.13648580

>>13622292
>http://pastebin.com/nF6fzbD5
Thank you so much. I am so jealous of you, though. Please do continue to share. I do quite like your writing as well.

>> No.13648585

>>13645090
>anti-bacterial
don't do this

>> No.13652112

big butt

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>>13625188
I don't know, sorry. Ill try and find out at some point.

>>13641196
Sorry, we're in the middle of exams at the moment. I'll post when something happens I suppose

>> No.13658622

>>13658312
waiting warmly for your post.

>> No.13664331

Fat butts.

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Thread is deader than /jp/ during the semester.

>> No.13671968

>>13671851
I'm sorry i was too busy masturbating to post.

>> No.13672082

>>13671851
I really want to feel meirin's big fat booty slap against my body while I pound her in the ass.

>> No.13674717

>>13671851
There's no point in prolonging it as an image dump. Buttanon seems to have drifted off so I've lost interest.

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Who is the stinkiest?

>> No.13674742

>>13674738
Wriggle the Stinkbug.

>> No.13685116

>>13674742
Bugs can't smell because they can't sweat.

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