Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Stinky Stinky NEETs

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

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[Anonymous No.]

First for I hope I still can like girls when the mamono cocklust takes over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600682
Good shit, man. Looking forward to some more.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it NTR if you show more love to you're daughteru than waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Anon runs an orphanage.
Harblador continues his Crybaby Dragon story. Sara teaches egg incubation methods.
Crime never pays. Life sentence in the iso-pits!
Quicksilver edits his Living Doll story chapters.
Living dolls, tiny shinkis, robot girls, and Philip K. Dick-esque AI plots.
Swiss Momo has translated KC's most recent ask.fm Q&A session. Monstergirl coffee shops confirmed.
Teacher Anon wraps up his last day at school.
Dr Onna keeps her husband on ice.
The thread is derailed by peanut and sunflower seed shills. What a bunch of nutters.
Fisting tailpussy is like licking a glacies. It can only end well.
Anon learns to be a family man with his daughter and a hatter.
Loen draws a living doll.
Ravagestar continues Rushka.
Kyubey proposes a life of monstergirls for you. What could possibly go wrong?
Horns are tusks! Red is blue! Hellhounds are cats! Salt is gold, and so is lead!
GWS writes Fire and Brimstone. (I don't think a hellhound's gunpla collection should be considered complete without a model of the NZ-666)
.less draws a jabberwocky playing vidya.
Who wants to see the new paladins at MGC Zoo?
/mgt/ enjoys a fun day of race discrimination at the beach.
Murchez writes a story about a yeti who knows it's not your fault. It's not your fault.
.less draws a tengu reading a book on picking up cute boys.
Quicksilver continues his tale of mouse domination.
Hmonck writes about a mantis protecting her charge.
Loen draws- HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER ARM. Oh and also a stinky oomukade nurse, and a wurm trapped in a revolving door.
/mgt/ discusses ways to help Germany win both World Wars.

My Pastebin links are out of date.
http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600744
Sure you can! I'll be right back with an update to something about that.
>>13600750
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600746
It's an emotional betrayal, but that's fine.

Old hags should just stay in the back.

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>>13600607
>>13600682
Is there more of this somewhere, like a pastebin or screen caps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600752
I've missed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600752
Welcome back, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ara Ara~"
>"You would go on an adventure with an old doe like me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600741
CHOOSE YOUR NEET

GAZER OR JABBERWOCK

Or the Mystery Box

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600752
Aaay, someone's doin it again, cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600752
>Angry /fit/ Anon and his adorable, angry Minotaur family.
Man I forgot about that one. Now I'm sad because it'll never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600777
Neet Cait Sith

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>>13600777
Is the mystery box a shirohebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600777
B O T H
O T H
T H
H

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>>13600777
>You will never preform cunnilingus on a Gazer while she plays video games

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>>13600776
>doe
>Doe
>DOE
That's a fucking ram you dumb motherfucker

>>13600777
Mystery Box

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>>13600776
Tell you what, you look strong, so I'll get into that sweater with you, hug myself into your cleavage and wrap my legs around you. Then you can just carry me around like that wherever you want to go.

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>>13600776
... Is that padding on the edges of your sword?

You think this is a motherfucking game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600777
Mystery Box, gimme dat Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600790
Why you mad doe?

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>>13600672
>Eternal waifu tier: Chocolate Wolf Egyptian Edition
Heh. You. You I like.

>>13600741
Great OP man. Fantastic. I want to bury my face in her stinky NEET pussy and eat her out while she plays her retro vidya.

>>13600777
Jabberwock.

>>13600752
Oh my God you're back! Welcome back man, welcome back!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never go to Women's Studies class at MGC hoping to troll some Tumblerinas
>you will never piss off a Lich student in a public argument over human male privilege
>you will never be challenged by a Lich girl to a game of Dungeons and Mamono
>you will never blindly accept the challenge despite never even knowing that game exists until the name is shouted in the lecture hall
>you will never show up to defend your honor to her sorority dorm
>you will never be sat at a table where you find your Echidna biology teacher DMing a competitive game between you and the Lich girl
>you will never be stunned to learn that this game has no PC hit points in the ruleset as you are suddenly restrained by magic in your chair
>you will never hear your teacher tell you that every sexual attack that happens in the game is going to be performed on you by one of the members of the gathered audience, and the game will continue until one of the players is to exhausted from orgasms to go on
>you will never get that sinking feeling as you stare in horror at your opponent and realize that yuri 'attacks' by her friends won't do shit to her and she is about to watch you being slowly raped into stupor by all her friends
>you will never steel yourself for whatever comes
>you will never roll the dice, resolved to fight to the last drop of cum

[Anonymous No.]

Finished the latest chapter of Vertex. Not a lot of stuff happens, just wrapping up the backstory for Andrea and Roxxie. Starting next chapter we'll get back on track with Craig and Farai. Yeah.
New from line 156.

http://pastebin.com/R25ngXhT

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>>13600790
It can't be a ram if it's female, silly.
Female goats are called 'does', while female sheep are called 'ewes'.

>>13600793
That's her sword's scabbard. Knitted.

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>>13600784
>>13600790
>>13600798
>Mystery Box

Enjoy the NEETest NEET this side of the land! The one and only Fatpophis

You can try to exchange her for a NEET Alp, but she'll probably refuse to leave and you'll be stuck with two NEETs in your house. Hope you like NEET cuddling.

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>>13600642

Something involving Kunoichi daughterus and YEEARTing

Now I have to train both my body and my senses for surprise YEEARTs, both from the daughteru and the waifu who mistakenly believes that I'm an M.

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>>13600813
>YEEART

???

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>>13600803
>Public use and sex contest in one
Now this is my kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

is this the NEET thread?

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>>13600804

cannot read in small chunks (too arduous to wait for next bit), so been saving your stories for vacation. Cheers and thanks for keeping at it

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>>13600823
>saving
How much you got? Because there's going to be a lot more coming starting next week because no obligations to bug me.

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>>13600817
Oh come on, that show is airing this season.

There's a new episode up today.

http://i.imgur.com/gbgNaTA.png

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>>13600752
>Murchez writes a story about a yeti who knows it's not your fault. It's not your fault.

That's right. Just let it all out. She doesn't mind if you cry while in her warm, fluffy embrace.

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>>13600752
I missed you mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600777
Jab.
t. a man of refined tastes

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a sleepover with a group of soft NEET Monster Girls.

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>>13600831
I'm going to steal this idea for use in my paladin meets Yetis story.

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>>13600821
We could use more public use stuff.

And Lich Yuri but that's my thing more than anybody else's I'd bet.

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>>13600822
We discuss NEETs rare occasions.

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>>13600831
And if my face just happens to make its way down to her breasts?

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>>13600842

Go for it man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600827

last time I caught up to April 7th. Then i bitched in the threads about Vertex stopping before smut happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600853
Thanks, I will.
>>13600854
I'm awful at smut, sorry.

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>>13600839
>Sleep over with NEET monster girls
>They're all too awkward and introverted to be rapists
>Instead they try and sneak in looks during video game sessions
>Anime marathon time, during romance scenes they make not so subtle comments about wanting a boyfriend
>Later that night you struggle to sleep, the awkward NEETs can't hide the sound of their masturbation

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>>13600863
Sounds like heaven.

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>>13600690
>You park your car and sure enough, yep. The window's broken again, fuck.
>She's in your bed like yesterday, the look on her face is somewhere between ecstatic and drowsy, but you can still hear the wet sound of her fingers lazily sliding in and out of her wet hole.
>Goddammit you're pissed off. You already told her last time that you keep the key in the fake stone and that she can come in whenever she likes as long as she washes the sheets when she's done.
>"Wake up you scaly bum." You kick the bed and in the span of a fraction of a second she manages to jump into the air and dress herself just enough to get a pg-13 rating.
>"A-A-Anon! You're here?!" Why does she look surprised? It's been nearly a month since she started doing this.
>"I-I wasn't doing anything weird or stuff. I was just... I mean..." She leans forward with her hands placed softly on your chest. Her cheeks are flushed and you can clearly see her juices glistening on her scales.
>"Just shut up and get in the bath already."
>You can hear her giggling as she slithers in after you. The nerve of this cunt.
>You wash her hair, for some reason she's scared of getting shampoo in her eyes. No fear of breaking in, though.
>When you're drying up she still insists on wearing the dirty sweater. Something about your smell and the taste.
>The two of you settle on the couch with a shitty action movie, you never actually finished watching the movies though.
>As soon as it starts she turns to you "How'd your day go, Anon?" Fucking hell couldn't she just watch the movie?
>You spend the next two hours talking about each other's day, politics, the stars, life in general, etc. With each sentence she slides closer until finally wrapping herself around you
>Just before coiling your arms you manage to shut off the movie. She's already far too sleepy do anything.
>"I really love you Anon." She mutters while rubbing against your face. You smile inwardly but continue looking annoyed for the sake of your window.

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>>13600849
>Spoiler
it's my thing too but I never bring it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600752
OH GOD, RECAP ANON IS BACK

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>>13600849

I am thinking that since the Anon is going to have his damage 'simulated' by Lich's girlfriends, any damage the Lich incurs during her competing dungeon delving should be 'simulated' by the more impartial DM - which is why I made her a Echidna - between all tentacles and magic she should be able to at least keep the game interesting for the Lich girl and give Anon some illusion of hope

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>>13600777
Mystery box

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>>13600863
>"I love you." You whisper into the open air.
>At least three of them involuntarily thrust their hips and moan as they violently orgasm.
>The rest shake uncontrollably as the pleasure overrides their senses.
>You chuckle quietly before going back to sleep.

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>>13600842

>Paladin gets lost in a blizzard, away from his fellows
>A yeti finds him and brings him home but he's scared of her since he's heard monsters eat lost humans and the like and he just wants to see his parents
>The Yeti just pulls him into a hug to try and calm him down.

something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600863
>>13600880

drop some hints at always having like the idea of cooperative harems that would group sex me all the time.

See who decides to drop out

[Anonymous No.]

Would you want an Arachne and a Scorpion-girl to compete at making you cum?
http://exhentai.org/g/819333/4dbcc85623/

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>>13600883
Well it's more like
>scout disappears
>paladin is bored
>goes out to find him
>oh shit, I don't know anything about mountaineering, guess I'll die from stupidity!
>Hugs are warm!
>Nooo! Hugs are gross!

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>>13600886
Harems are Harem

I'll hold a NEET-off

First NEET to become Strongfat and cuddle me while protecting my smile gets to keep me

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>>13600851

Some light teasing I imagine

Maybe declaring her intentions if you get too comfortable.

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>>13600886
If if they're otaku neets that watch anime, watch something like Infinite Stratos with them and make a passing comment about being jealous of Ichika having a harem then proceed to watch they all give each other startled glances.

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>>13600888

Rule 1> No using any poisons, drugs, or other chemical/biological substances

Rule 2> No influencing internal body or mind with magic

With those 2 rules, would always be up for competitions like this

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>Breaks and enters on a regular basis
>You're okay with her staying over anyways

Why not just leave the window unlocked or give her a key, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make a cat cry?

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>>13600904
No, I'm nice.

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>>13600904
In pleasure? Yes. Could I? That's a different matter entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600518
>>13600520
>>13600596
>>13600660
>You will never be abused and healed by an Elf
Suffering

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>>13600904
Only if I spank her hard then give her lots of loving cuddlesex afterwards

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>>13600896
watching this now. Will be difficult to control my hate for the guy. But I like your idea

"man these girls are doing it wrong. if they want him, they should come to a share and enjoy agreement and rape him as a group. So long as they don't hurt him and keep making him come, he is sure to come around in a while"

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>>13600788

>You will never plug your Gazer up with your joystick and initiate a 2P game

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>>13600804
Does anyone want to say anything before I go watch Ahnold in Mars?

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>>13600901
MGC Administration would like to remind citizens that damage to property caused to residences or theft of property caused by yanderes is covered under standard MGC homwowner's insurance policies.

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>>13600858

The only really hard thing about writing smut is there's only so many feasible positions and only so many ways to describe the sensations and sounds of penis in vagina.

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>>13600925
That's why I'm not good at it. Regular sex is boooriiiing to read or write about. Which is why I'm so hype about what Craig and Farai will do.
If I ever get there.

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>>13600909

>You will never be wrapped head to toe in a Kejourou's hair and be hugged like a daki, whispering words of love in your ear as you fall asleep.

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>>13600904
that will teach her for clawing the furniture!

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>>13600925
That's why foreplay and fetish stuff comes first and PIV is the finisher and even then you describe nearly everything else going on but the PIV most of the time.

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>>13600925

as an avid reader of smut, I found that I am okay with reasonably repetitive smut descriptions.

For example - on literotica, there is an author Jane Marwood - s/he wrote femdom stories where there are like 6 repetitions of pretty much the same scene with slight variations as the story progresses.But s/he hit all the exact right spots on my fetish chart, so that was still fun to read. Especially over a few days.

Variation of smut should more depend on circumstances in which said smut happens, and perhaps juggling a few fetishes - if the author keeps using the same couple of words for body parts, or actions, that in no way detracts from the experience.

Actually even adds it - as with longer stories it makes it much easier to search for wanted scenes for those 'in a rush'

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>>13600948
Just say dicking Anon, you sound like you're from tumblr.

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>>13600925
>He doesn't know about anal, blowjobs, intercurrial, pazuri, or foreplay.

kek

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>>13600962
Took me a moment to realise what PIV was, that's a new one to me.

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>>13600937
I want to sleep in a Mountain Troll's hair.

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>>13600970
Not only is she a giantess, she looks like she has downs.

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>>13600948

Well yeah that spoilered stuff is important too so long as it doesn't involve one of the unholy trifecta. Scat, Futa, Guro, everything else is fair game WITHIN reason in MGG, but homosex is highly ill-advised.

Though I can absolutely see Paladins trying to do that in order to vex a Lilim by humping each other like fucking Samurai.


>>13600932

Take it from me, as a person who writes questionable smut at best. Don't focus so much on the bumping uglies itself as their reactions to what's happening during the act.

How does the guy feel to finally be dicking the girl of his dreams? Is it their first time or have they had sex before? What positions are they using? Is he wrapping his rascal or are we going into it raw?

Positions are really less about anything other than your position but some of my favorites are cowgirl, the tried and true missionary, amazon

Or just disregard what i've said and follow >>13600954's advice.

>>13600965

Baphomet intercrural followed by Polynesian style sex ritual

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>>13600925
Remember, dialogue can be useful in sex scenes too. The hard part is actually carrying the narrative on it, and not just using it to pad out what you're already describing.

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>>13600962
Shit, that's a tumblr term? I like to use it because it reminds of that Spurdo comic about buying condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600981
Nah, it isn't. It's just some idiot trying to make 4chan seem super "exclusive" again. Dicking has been used since well back into the 90s, maybe further.

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>>13600925
The wonder of monster girls is there's so many more positions and sensations than with human/human sex. Slimes for example would be entirely different, as would the cold pussy of a zombie. Centaurs and spiders require different positions from the norm too, if things are feeling stale it's time to change your focus to writing about a different type of monster girl.

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>>13600979
>Spoiler
>I am now imagining two paladins pounding each other's anuses with stoic faces, as a lilim looks on slack-jawed and wide eyed.
I need a drawfag to do this, it sounds fucking hilarious.

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>>13600965

also hand jobs, tickling, critically different kinds of anal (fingering vs enema vs dildoing * both genders) and than all of those multiplied by hundreds of different 'contexts' like nurse play, cop/prisoner play, sex wrestling, barely hidden in public, under water, under different levels on consent and or duress, with or without various bindings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600988
He's talking about PIV you idiot. That shit is stupid And inherently oppressive, and you're raping a woman by doing it even if she consents because PIV sex is by its nature oppressive to women everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any monster girl super heroes?

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>>13600992

I mostly write about humanoid MGs because I don't think I have the ability to properly do the shittiest of shit fetishes.

Centaur sitting that fattest of asses down on her poor husbando while talking like Rick from Rick and Morty in her drunken lust

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be tickled by a Dark Elf!

>>13601006
An Anon last thread said he was gonna alp into an Arch Alp so he could use his Mamono Magic to help Human Boys from being raped

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>>13600995

Don't forget sounds, multitasking (both partners keeping their hands busy), what either one is feeling, and even smell if you can pull that off.


Also, anyone who can write the magic of pompoir deserves a medal. Monster girls are masters of this art.

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>>13601013
I never knew vaginas could do that.

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>>13601018

>He never knew a vagina could do that

Manyeyedhydra is one of the few writers in any smut medium that i've seen use pompoir. Shame about it being fucking snuff, though.

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>>13600998

obviously every truly enlightened womyn should make a point of performing oral sex on men at every opportunity.

What could more empowering to a female than to place a man into the vulnerable position of having his vulnerable penis between her teeth, his vulnerable testicles massaged by her fingers, perhaps even feeling she shame of anal intrusion as his prostate is stimulated by her finger and being utterly helpless to hold back as she literally forces him to cum at her leisure and leaves him drained, knowing that he was at her mercy and was forced to enjoy it.

how I imagine a succubus would teach proper feminism

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>>13601013
Dude I had heard stories about high level courtesans having classes for this kind of shit in the renaissance but holy shit, I didn't think it was legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601019
He wrote Succubus murder-porn, didn't he?

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>>13600976
>Not only is she a giantess
There is literally nothing wrong with big girls.

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>>13601026

Almost all of his stories involve murder-porn in some way shape or form. Which is a shame because he's a pretty damned good writer (at least imo).

His stuff can be contrived and edgy at times though. Especially when some expendable one-chapter-appearance character in his main story makes it a point to fuck a Hellraiser level kink slut of a Succubus with a goddamned "obedience" collar on her.

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>>13601018
Yep, they can. Sadly they are muscles that are hardly trained. It's also just a fraction of what horsepussy can do, their muscular control is way beyond that. To the point that they can prevent rape by locking out cocks entirely.

>>13601019
I just accept his stuff as is. He has a theme and he does it well. Sometimes I wish he would ease off it a little, but at least it's decent for what it is.

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>>13601026

some of his stories are murder-porn. Not all. Succubus Summoning has survives quite a few encounters, and is sort of adopted as a shared sex-toy by several succubi

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>>13601031
>Sadly they are muscles that are hardly trained.
I remember reading that chinese courtesans back in the imperial days used to shove jade eggs up their crotch and clench their vaginas to hold them in place for as long as they could, it's apparently a good way to increase vaginal strength.

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>>13601042

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c6Vrnf99Ac

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601042
A similar exercise in modern day is kegels. It's not exactly pompoir, but it's up there in enhancing pussy power levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601042
That must have hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601027
Mah nigga. You wear that pelvis injury like a badge of honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601049
>>13601042
>increase vaginal strength
For what purpose though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601058
Have you ever had sex before?

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>>13601058
Makes sex better for the man and the woman. The other reason is it prevents urinary incontinence and leaking. It would be a lot less widespread if their vaginal muscles weren't so underused. Also strengthens the pelvis overall makes it sturdier. Same if you're a man and doing the male kegel equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601068
Are you seriously asking that?

[Anonymous No.]

We have gone over 100 posts without discussing my favorite monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601098
And? You're gonna cry about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of erotica I love crafting awful smut lines.

>your turgid sausage will never hose her babyhole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601098
Your favorite girl a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601098
My favourite monstergirl is the matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601098
Which is?

[Anonymous No.]

How can all the different species of monster girls co-exist when there isn't nearly enough men for all of them and human girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601098
Cait Sith?
>You will never have sex with a Cait Sith out in the open while the MGs and husbands around you look on in disgust
I bet you'd like that sicko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601108
Survival of the rapiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girl City public school board expands Sex Ed classes
>"to make sure girls know how to safely please their future husbands without harming them"
>slipped into the new policy is mandatory quota for "training and test subjects"
>human population loudly opposes to all their sons being raped in mandatory sex-ed classes
>as a compromise, training subjects to be made a corrective punishment for human males for misdemeanors

>you will never be ticketed for speeding on your way to class
>you will never be assigned Sex Ed Training subject for 2 weeks as punishment
>you will never have 2 Dark Elves collect you from class on assigned days
>never be subjected to humiliating, but firm and efficient undressing and cleaning in preparation for class by the dark elves and a helping slime girl.
>never have a face and eye covering mask placed on you as you are tied down and carted into a class full of excited monster girls
>you will never be horrified to recognize your little sister's voice in the class
>you will never detect that slight shaking in her voice that clues you in that she has recognized you somehow despite the mask
>you will never practically read her mind as you guess that she just weight the option of visibly reacting and letting everyone in class know that they are about to rape her brother, or pretending she hasn't recognized
>you will never be horrified to listen as the teacher lists off over 40 different fetishes that will be introduced over the course of the week
>you will never realize that your dick has just stood up rock hard in front of your little sister and all her class mates while her teacher was laying out your future over the next two weeks
>you will never hear your sister almost calmly volunteer to be the first on the first exercise...

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>>13601103

At least you haven't ever unironically considered writing a guy and MG who speak entirely in Bogan English.

"OOOOH! OOOOH! ANON! BANG ME BABY-SHITTER YA FUCKIN' CUNT!"

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>>13601108
In MGE they're way rarer than humans and most of mankind is holed up in several different countries mostly free of monsters.

Most humans will be lucky (assuming they want to encounter a monster) to even see a devilbug if they never leave Order lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601103
>As I lay the SJW-turned-Succubus down, I proceeded to ram my misogynoodle and liberate her vagina from its previously unused state

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
Yeah, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
Time to get a speeding ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601108

single motherhood for some as they raped, reproduced and carried on

harems and sharing for others

Bandit camp or gang headquarters of several dozen would tend to tone down outside activity after capturing a male, as no one would want to leave in case she misses her turn.

[Anonymous No.]

Here mi faborite monter gurll :^DDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
Based sister. Gonna have brother first. Show all those other sluts what's up. Besides, you'll probably remember the first one best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
moar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
What species is muh imouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601133
4got img

Fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601139

purposefully left blank for every to fill in their preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601108
I wonder how human culture adapts and changes in areas where humans are largely in control but are in highly contested territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601141
Ebig

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>>13601154
>humans are largely in control
>but are in highly contested territory.
Stop making self-contradictory statements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601108
Harem Routes for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601166
It's isn't though.

Some examples would be the frontier of human civilization where a staggering amount of monsters lurk the wilderness. Or a highly fortified city in an otherwise monster infested area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601154
http://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ
Like this Ii magine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601192
>Incest with Kikimora Onee-san
I remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601183
So how are humans exactly in control when all they are doing is huddling in a corner with all their swords pointed outside towards the surrounding rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601202
Control might be too strong a word. Perhaps, "where human culture and settlements are a distinct thing with monsters actively harassing them" would have been better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601199
>sequal never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601228
Kit still needs to work on re-writing Soviet Fluffy Tails, and that one journalist story.

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't Sandworm helping her out? Is she trapped in the ballpit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601246
I'm more concerned for that Hellpup delinquent in the 2nd grade.

She's up to no good no doubt. Just like her mother at that age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601246
Adorable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601246
Sandworm isn't allowed downtown any more. She keeps ruining the roads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601248
I still want to marry Jabberwock 6th Grader! Flat Lilim can be my Best Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601253
>Not marrying both
They're a pair now.

>>13601248
But she's at home.
Grounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601256
Well, I guess I can marry 6th Grader Lilim, but she'll need to prove she deserves to be married too. She's flatter than a washboard, and meaner too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601235
>implying he'll ever get anything done
Hopefully he'll write a better ending than that SUDDENLYTHEHULKAPPEARS crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601256
>But she's at home.
Grounded.

Oh boy, what did she do this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601055
>no flowers and card from giant girl

whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600682
>South, as it turns out, can mean many things.
>It can mean anything from a few minutes to a few hours.
>For you, it was seven. Seven long hours trudging though the morning to midday sun while your forces moaned about "boooored" they were, zombie wurm and hero included.
>Hell, even your familiar had joined in, and she was sleeping for most the trip.
>Luckily your favorite, and only, undead warlord was there to regale you with tales of her exploits.
>Unfortunatly, said exploits tended to end in bloody decapatations, cruel disembowlings, and, in one unfortunate soul's story, impailent with a horse.
>Now this wasn't that bad for you to hear, being a necromancer and all, but the zombies?
>You spent one, entire hour of your trip surrounded by a group of weeping undead who were cuddling and crying about "Why'd he dieeeeee?"
>You would have gotten out earlier but the wurm was especially clingy today and everyone else was too busy playing cards to help out.
>According to the sole ghoul, your Familiar had a mean pocket face, as could be expected from one of your servants.
>Anyways, by the time you'd arrived at your destination, you were tired, sweaty, and irritable, although the last wasn't that much of a change.
>"That them?" Your ancient warlord asked, weapon at the ready and a sneer on her face "Sloopy lot by the looks of them."
>They're bandits, what do you expect?" the ethereal hero replied with a cocked eyebrow "They're newbie fodder and nothing more."
>"Weaaaaak" her body added, a chorus that was taken up by the others.
>Weak or not, you didn't care. Bodies are bodies and gold is gold.
>It was time to be the dark lord you'd always dreamed you could be.
>Awakening your familiar and putting her on your shoulders, where she promptly fell back asleep, you ordered your leagion forward.
>Silent as the grave you pictured it, a stone faced block of death and weapons to strike fear in any soldiers heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601251
Can sandworms learn to not tunnel through city blocks or destroy public property?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601261
She put fire crackers in her teacher's purse.

>>13601259
>Mean
Used to be. After a stern staring and words sharper than any Nippon blade or scalpel, she changed her ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601271
>She put fire crackers in her teacher's purse.

Such a troublesome pup, I wonder what the rest of the Hellpup litter are like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601268
*poker face
Autocorrect is and will always be dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601270
I doubt it. Sandworms would be one of those species that would have to live away from human settlements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601276
Bad enough that three are already in Juvie, and the rest are in boarding school.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls absentmindedly killing men while lost in their passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284

A succubus who goes too far during sex and absorbs his soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601281
But Sandworm is still young! She's actually smaller than Wurm is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284
Many MGs feed on semen, so nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284
>Crushed by a Lamia that tightens too much due to orgasm
Better than most ways to go at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601283
>Boarding school.
Well hopefully at least one of them will turn into a refined, polite young lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601268
>You spent one, entire hour of your trip surrounded by a group of weeping undead who were cuddling and crying about "Why'd he dieeeeee?"
Cute as fuck. Lets see how this goes for him this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601297
It's the military kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601294
She makes big holes in the sidewalk! Someone will have that fill that in a few weeks from now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284
A Tanuki withdrawing too much from her husband's 'bank account'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601271
Still, she'll have to earn her place if she wants cuddles and someone to headpat and spoil. Jabberwock was always a nice Big Sister girl, and she has Wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601303
Don't say big! She's real sensitive right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601296

>A Lamia getting a husband that genuinely loves her but crushes him to death by accident during their first round of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601300
Oh.

Damn, no pictures of Hellhounds in military outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601310
>>13601296
>That green from some time ago in which several lamias across a city asphyxiate their husbands during the winter hibernation by hugging them too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601313
>Damn, no pictures of Hellhounds in military outfits.
Or pictures of Hellhounds in skin tight pilot suits
http://i.imgur.com/0P9DNv2.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601318
I would help comfort a snake widow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601235

Kit is there to have the mating press applied to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601318
>There is a park called The Gorgon's Memorial Park, where flowers are planted in honor of all of the husbands to died

>There's another, in a cave underneath the park, wherein rests a Wurm and her partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601326
Kit is a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601321
>tfw no Hot-headed Hellhound piloting a mech called 'Cerberus'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601323
>"B-but no one wants a murder like me, I killed the man I loved before. I don't want to do the same to you"
>You give her a gentle hug and tell her you love her anyway
>You spend months training your body her
>The night finally comes, she's nervous and it's showing on her face
>It's painful but certainly not lethal, you survive her orgasm and plant your seed inside her
>She collapses into your chest and looks up at you with the brightest smile you've seen in your life
Healing is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Woukd you a webcomic-esque Ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601363
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601363
Looks like an orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601363
>That man jaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601363
Fangs are too small.

Also, looks too human.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never tease a proud Jinko who thinks Tigers are better than cats with a clear plastic bag full of colorful Yarn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601363
Bad art but still would, I'm a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601375
She looks less human than an Elf, tbh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601363
>webcomic-esque
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Do you mean Western? There the do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601380
>Teasing your proud warrior race classmate to doing something so humiliating
How dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601413
Oh you can get the fuck of out here with that prolapse scat bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

mothfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601434
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601434
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601434
>No antennae
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601434
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601331

Of course she is, but just imagine how delightful pressing all of your body weight onto that petite little Kitsune would be as her firm and youthful ass just bounces up and down from you knocking her baby-shitter.

>>13601380

>You will never tease a Jinko with a bag full of yarn
>You will never make fun of her while she chuffs, calling her "cute"
>She will never go full tsundere and deny how cute she can be
>Meanwhile, Polar Bear girl in class just sounds off like a Harley Davidson and gets embarrassed when people actually hear her
>Then this faggot Tengu comes into class reading this book and the Succubus classmates of yours call her a nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601435
>>13601442
>>13601443

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601446
ok now its a NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601446
>[x] Slap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600776
A sexual adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601452
>>13601454

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601444
I'd let that bird test out that book on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601468

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601444
>Meanwhile, Polar Bear girl in class just sounds off like a Harley Davidson and gets embarrassed when people actually hear her
Yes, I want to give her a hug while she does that, further increasing her embarrassment and enjoying the vibrations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601468
Bitch ass moth can't scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601446
She looks pretty frail with those arms. I'd immobilize her with a tight hug. Not so creepy when you're squirming like a lil' worm in my arms, are ya now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601444
>"Then you approach the target of your affections, and say the following words, 'Hey, would you like some fuck!?'"
>"Who in the world wrote this garbage?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
Eh, I don't much care for such ideas.

Better to let them practice on their own with their boyfriends and such.

That or let the unmarried teachers give demonstrations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601468
I want to give her a cute little arm of moth babies. Who will then grow up and rape more men, making even more moth babies. Then all will be moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601484
>>13601474

I would bully her on the chapter about handjobs when she only has shitty dewclaws to clasp things with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601474
>Snatch the book and close it
>Grab her when she's still confused and hit her with a deep kiss
>Tell her she doesn't need a book for that
And that's how you get enough harpy daughterus to populate a small village

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601434
>Moth-chan will never defend you from Yanmoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
>Punish lawbreakers with sex

HUE HUE HUE HUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601174
ABSOLUTELY Kinder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601444
>"Whaddaya reading?"
"Nothing! I-It's just a manga that I..."
>"Ooohh, so that's what you've had your nose in all week."
"What're you...talking about?"
>"Huh. So you're into handjobs?"
"N-NO!"
She slams the book closed and leaves in embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601284
We've had that before, more focus on hurting than killing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601502
Sex would be a chore in MGC. Too few men to go around, to many MGs in need. Besides getting old fast it would also be unpleasant for such long durations. Not counting the fact that you probably will dislike half of the fetishes they will "test" on you.

You'll end every single of those punishment days sore and with injuries from manticore vemon and whatever else they used on you. And you better hope not to get turned into a husband for some MG you don't like.

You'd rather pay the fine and find a waifu/get marked by an MG fast. That or you need to seek aid from the Order in MGC asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601115
Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601514
"Whaddaya reading?"
>"Nothing! I-It's just a manga that I-- Hey!"
>Take the book from her
"Ooohh, so that's what you've had your nose in all week."
>"G-Give it back! Give it back!" She pleads, getting on the tup of her toes, trying to grab it
>Lift the book over your head so she can't reach it
"Too slow, sis!"
>"This isn't fair! You big meanie!" She jumps with all her might, trying to take the book back, still not high enough to get it

I'm normally against bullying, but this sounds pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601484
>>13601494
>>13601514

>Tell her she doesn't need the book
>Take her out to the mandatory empty equipment shed
>Undress fully and show her your raging erection
>Tell her to use her "charming feet"
>"Ah? But that wasn't in the book... ?"
>Have her stroke you with her taloned feet like petting a small animal
>She's getting more confused and flustered by the moment, the fact that it wasn't in her book making her steamy and red
>No sooner than you shoot your load into her face, she's just kind of sitting there in a daze
>Kiss her, wrestling her tongue with yours
>"So, how was your first clawjob?"
"H-human boys are weird."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600741
It looks like she has some pudge on her belly

>>13600777
So does she

Why are neets so fat? Human Boys don't want fat neets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601498
>Mothchan boxing Yanmoth

LOEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601491
>>13601514
>She excitedly agrees to follow you to the bathroom when you offer to show her how to get a boyfriend
>Pull own your pants and tell her to jerk you off
>She awkwardly tries to figure out what to do, with you snickering at her attempts
>She somehow manages to get a wing around your cock an starts to move it
>The sudden sensation of her soft feathers are too much for you and you cum.
>She looks as surprised as you do "Wow....Um, Thanks for the help" she says before she quickly makes her leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601531
You're a student and a minor, I doubt the government would allow them to drug you at least. Unless your parents are, like THAT, and consent to MGs using their tools on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601542
>"H-human boys are weird."
Why yes they are, just wait until she finds out about wing bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601561
Leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601580
She's a nerd bird, she got embarrassed when she realized she just gave a hand-job to some guy in a bathroom stall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601567
That's going to depend entirely anon. Monsters mature far earlier than humans. Not to forget that most students tend to be of legal age, and parents wont play a role at that point, especially not in MGC or some MG inhabited world.

[Anonymous No.]

Soft and gentle CC MG in prison with big and rude /fit/ MGs
Don't ask how she got in

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be bullied by a P'Orc and Dark Elf into wearing a dress to school

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601592
How did she get in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601594
Of course.
We're not Timmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601588
Well, she better take responsibility for what she did then. It's the only way to remove the embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

I just heard it's official guys can turn into monsters besides an Alp.
How do I turn into a cutie Barometz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601600
You're the one who made her do it, why should she take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601589
In the scenario presented the patents intervened, I doubt that's MGC.

Human kid and teens would be rare in MGC I think, no parent would expose their child to all that rape, except divorced guys, that's what makes it so harsh. Imagining, 50 MUgs for every guy, school would be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601604
Source or GTFO, Mr. Baitmaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601592
Monster Girl Prison Lesbians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601268
>And for once you got what you wanted, the girls deathly quiet as they marched forward. Soon there would be shrieks of terror, screams of fear as your undead minions lurched forward to slay those warm blooded fools....
>Yep, any moment now, horrified gasps would heard at your (not quite) putrid rabble.
>.....
>Why is there no screaming?
>your group walked across an open field in the late afternoon sun and not one fearful shout was uttered, the lot of you strolling up to the gotta wooden walls with nary a sound.
>Is it so hard to get a shriek of fear nowadays?
>Whatever, if they weren't going to scream on their own, then you'd just need to help them.
>Turning towards your ever loyal zombie wurm you gave her the order to "knock"
>The pale, gray scaled dragon nodded and drew back on of her nights fists before....knocking.
>There was no thunderous crash or splintering wood like you'd hoped she'd notice, instead there was a series of light raps as if knocking on a door.
>You, the ghost, and the skeleton champion all stared at her, aghast.
>"Whaaaaaat?" She asked, her moan defensive "Youuuu said tooooo knoooock."
>You shook, swearing to the blackest of pits that you were going to burn something do-
>"Who the hell 're you?" an irritated voice shouted as an unkempt man in dirty leather armor looked over the wall, apparently awoken from his nap.
>That angry look soon became one of surprise followed by fear as your horse raised their hands to him moaned out as one.
>"Hiiiiiii"
>Faced by a small horde of armored undead, a zombified wurm, three skeletons, a ghoul, a ghost, and a robed man who looked as if he was having a stroke with a sleeping cat on his shoulder, the bandit made the sensible decision to run.
>Unfortunately, a sensible choice can be a wrong one for as soon as he disappeared from view, the wurm rushed forward and smashed through the gate, shattering wood as she chased after the man. His screams of panic awakening a few other slumbering bandits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601604
I wanna be a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601604
Wonderland girls only, and only if you like having sex with men as a MG, otherwise you turn back.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when you'll never go around the world and show the masses the beauty of MGs on basic cable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601620
Being one wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the whole "You're completely focused on sex research" part.
Maybe I want to research turning someone inside out or how to make my dinner cook itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601619
*Horde not horse.
I hate you phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601614
Goblin getting constricted and raped by a butch Apophis in prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601604
I want to turn into a cute Cupid and molest Baromets by jumping in their slimes and covering them in kisses while I fondle their sensitive parts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601609
*Parents
*50 MGs

Fucking autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601606
To be fair, all that the guy did was pull his dick out. She's the one who wanted to learn, while this guy was kind enough to let her try it out. She best take responsibility for her lesson.

>>13601619
Oh boy. He really fucked up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601635
Wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601622
>Now this sheila roight heah, we've met befoah
>You can see that she's about 6 months pregnant, which is about when I last encountahd hehr
>It's probably mines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601598
I want to be Timmy, he gets to be loved by two monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601621
Well I guess that's fine. March Hare was another candidate. I didn't think it's restricted to wonder land monsters though, I thought that was just an example of being able to do it quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601655
>Not wanting the Jabberwock/Lilim combo instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601655
>Love
They took his birthday money and bought chocolate with it!
Sure, they shared it with him, but still!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601650
Could do, KC has even said he approves of bisexuality. It's not yuri if they're doing it out of necessity due to no men being around, although the Apophis could always tempt in a guard to join in the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601665
Yuri is still possible. KC just won't actually do it himself since it's not his bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC hasn't made a squirrel or shark girl yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601670
>>13601665

Enough debates about that cosmonaut already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601664
I don't care, I want to go to college with them! I want to share a dorm with them! I want to be shared between the two of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601680
It's not a debate anymore since he outright gave an answer to it when he also answered about Dragons/reptile MGs laying eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601665
>Most male guards have begun avoiding approaching the Apophis's cell
>This is due to several incidents involving her catching the guards with her tail, threatening to crush them in her tail if they don't enter her cell with her
>Once he prison guard opens her cell, she pulls them in and rapes them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601675
Your squirrel daughteru has learned a new word after visiting 4chan!


What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601644
You mean by becoming "study buddies" with him and trying out all the things she's read about with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601688
Well, that would work. I had something more permanent in mind though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601682
They won't go to college.
Albino Lamia, Jaberwock, Lilim, and Sandworm do though. Albino Lamia even goes to Med School.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601687
I put an end to her memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601665
What you're describing is pure Yuri, monsters have sex with women to monsterize them, or to entice men, so it's a no go. KC said "hard Yuri is out of my context". Stop pushing.

I doubt they'd have male guards in MG prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601697
>Albino Lamia

Is that like one of those Arachnotaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601701
>hard Yuri is out of my context
No he didn't. Quit falsifying shit and going "MUH PUSHING" every time it's even brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601621
>>13601662
He actually listed Wonderland Girls, all those of the "Succubus" family (Which is quite a lot, given it's the catch-all for MGE), and also Lich, weirdly enough. I wonder if this might mean other Undead? I mean, Vampire seems obvious enough, but perhaps Wight too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601695
You mean marrying him just because of one encounter? Why should she marry a slut like you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601702
It's a Lamia with Albinism.
She also has leukemia, hemophilia, brittle bones, and a bad heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601701
"Out of his context", as in he won't write it himself. He even said "Pure yuri exists in the setting" in the same statement! Stop cherry picking you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601706
Search Swiss momo's pastebin, word for word he said it, so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601720
See >>13601714, you fucking assmad manchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601697
That's OK, I'll be a good influence to the both of them then and make them go to college!

A good sub makes sure his doms do the right thing!

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna cuddle a lich
Gonna cuddle a lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601712
>Slut
As if the guy would have done anything with her if he didn't actually like her. I don't know, I didn't write the greentext myself, but I certainly wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601714
So Yuri is in the same standing as futa, not gonna Fucking happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601713
>It's a Lamia with Albinism.

So a Shirohebi (lit. White Snake)

>She also has leukemia, hemophilia, brittle bones, and a bad heart.

Oh.....is she going to be alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601733
>So a Shirohebi
No. She's a regular Lamia.
>Alright
She does chemo every now and then. What a brave, brave little kindergartener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601725
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601714
He said only bi stuff is ok in that very same statement, stop cherry picking yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

A Kejourou loosing all her hair from cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601752
It's not normal hair though. I think a Kejourou losing all her hair is like a charmander losing its flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601746
You really must not have read jack shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601757
The fuck is a charm ander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601740
A cousin of the Charm Eleon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601714
>"Pure yuri exists in the setting" in the same statement!
Actually he didn't. An another answer even specified that if a pair of dykes gets monsterized, they'll go look for a dick to share instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601199
Absolutely beautiful story, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601766

For >>13601762

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601732
No. Of Futa (And Monster Boys) he said "Here's a reason you can headcanon with, but they're not going to be official ever". While with yuri, he straight-up said, "It exists, it's there, I just don't care to write about it myself".

>>13601746
No, again, he said that bi-stuff is the only stuff that he would write about personally.
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimidate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste
Learn goddamn reading comprehension.

Listen, I get it, for whatever reason, you hate yuri. That's fine, to each their own. But quit using "It's not MGE Canon!" as an excuse, because that's bullshit. I won't bring it here, we've long since established that just because it's MGE-OK doesn't mean it should be talked about in these threads, but quit hiding behind that as your reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601779
Thats how you get cooties anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601777
I kind of wish we could talk about it, but the whiny fags got their way to an extent by being childish about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601746
English not your first language? You seem to have problems understanding >>13601777

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601779
I want a Succubus to mouth hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601769
I fucking quoted it. >>13601777

And as for the other thing...
>They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context
>They'll most likely
Most likely. His context. Again, he's talking about what he himself would write. Not the be-all-end-all canon that you can't actually read.

[Anonymous No.]

Not again!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601780
>Not having your cooties shot by 2nd grade
Where were your parents growing up?

[Anonymous No.]

When will anon learn how to read English and Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601780
Nope only if you hold hands for a long time
>>13601784
But that isn't the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601752
One of Seafoam's stories has a Kejourou without hair due to cancer as a sidecharacter. She takes it pretty well in that story though.

A Kejourou losing her hair is probably equal to a human losing a limb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601792
I'm working on it. It's going to take a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Post >>13601592
>Devolves into an argument about yuri
Why

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a pure succubus then hold her hand and take her on a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601798
Because even the hint of yuri triggers idiots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601798
Because it's not canon to MGE, even though it is.

Even though MGE wasn't even mentioned. Seriously guys. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601800

>Not purging a Succubus

Akarat frowns upon this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601777
So it exsists, but it's never gonna show up, sounds like Japanese no to me. I see him approving only bi relationships, plus >>13601769 and even gay guys become women if they want to be with men, pretty clear there is no homosexual in KC land ooutsido f monsters turning women, or enticing men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601810
But she is pure and loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601811
But he says it exits.

Whatever I give up, who want to talk about Grapesnakes doing cute things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601808
We're the MGE general, remember? Always about MGE all the time!
ALL.
THE.
TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601816

Yeah and that's the same shit people say about stupid stuff like Veronica and her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601819
What would you like to talk about? I'm just sipping on a coke after dinner and am kind of bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601819
So I've just been hallucinating all the other stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601827
I'd like to talk about Elemental spirits like Dryad, Luna, Wisp, and Shade!

>>13601829
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601818
Maybe later dude, go on without me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601831
Oh well, this was not the first person.
>>13601832
Godspeed anon, may you end up in a place full of Grape.

[Anonymous No.]

They're laughing at us jaypee

>>>/d/6198912

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601811
Man, it's okay to not like something, but quit using "it's bad because it's not in this thing even though it is!" as an excuse.

Whatever, go take a class on reading comprehension. For multiple languages. I'm done.

>>13601818
That sounds nice.
Would grapesnakes make their own grape juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601728
Lich is gonna get cuddled, oh yes. Delicious kuudere cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601831
>I'd like to talk about Elemental spirits like Dryad, Luna, Wisp, and Shade!

Would you like to pay tribute to them as demi gods or make them your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601819
Man, I know we talk about a lot if shit, BUT

>MGE girl OP
>MGE girl art
>MGE girl smut
>We shit on every other setting

How are we not the MGE general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601835
Yeah, they'd make the finest grapes and mature their wine perfectly and...shit.

[Anonymous No.]

KC should implement something akin to Devil's Breath into MGE.
Even the name is fitting for a Demon Realm fruit, or flower.

What type of fruits and flowers would you like to see in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601834
Like I care

>vocal minority
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601840
I'd use their power to fully power up the Mana Sword and fight off the Mana Beast!
I'm a SoM fan. Sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601792
Learning languages is hard. Yes I know

>Git gud

Taking me a while to get there.

Oh no can just imagine an mg tutor getting into a hatefuck over her student not understanding foreign language proverbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601842
I was the major reason we got kicked off /a/ for not being strictly animu and mango related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601852
>Main reason
It was that one mod, idjut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601836
during the cold winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601835
>Quit using it's bad because of x

So you're saying the next time someone posts NTR, which is oficiallyv erboten in MGE, you promise not you or anyone is not gonna rip their head off? Anon, please. PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601861
Well there's a big difference there anon. NTR does not contain love.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sue a MG for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601846
Super-grapefruits, because grapefruits are the best fruit ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601850
I never played that when it came out in the 90s and tried to emulate it a few years ago but I just couldn't get into it. I'm just not into grinding RPGs like I did in my youth. I'm sure it had a decent story which is what I used to play video games in the first place though. Actually I haven't really played a video game since Black Flag and I didn't even finish that. I'm just not into video games anymore. That makes me a little sad.

/blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601861
There are a thousand other reasons to hate NTR.

>>13601864
I like this reasoning.

I'm going to use this reasoning in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601855
Meant to say It not I. Mea Culpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601852
It was a dickhead mod falseflagging us as well as meta knight, is it related kun and the other guy, forgot him. And now we don't have to worry, so lets go MG'E crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601864
>>13601874
Your hypocrisy is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601856
During all the seasons. We would live somewhere that allowed year round cuddling with no worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601885
Your grasping at the straws is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601885
You know what anon.

I don't care. I might even write some yuri monster girl stories. Then you'll see. You'll all see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601888
Okay that works, I just wanna cuddle by a fireplace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601878
Man, I just noticed how crazy /mgt/ sounds sometimes.

"A mod was secretly conspiring against us!"

"If we don't hold the line, we'll be overrun by furries!"

"No comprimise! No yaoi, no yuri! If we let any in they'll take us over!"

"IRC is shilling again, you must be part of the Bob conspiracy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601850
>You will never get 2 friends to play Seiken Densetsu 3 with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601890
No no no. MGE runs on headcanonn, so if someone wants to talk about NTR involving monstergirls, they can, since, "MGE is not the only mg setting" and again, headvanon, but it's so despised by the thread it's not allowed, so saying Yuri is ok when KC says he wants nothing to with it, but you choose to read a specific part of the statment , yet say ntr is not ok, is the epitome of hypocrisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601892
I'm already writing a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601895

Ya know, we could probably make a killing selling tinfoil hats to anons in this thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601911
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

Right now this thread is far better than the one on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just noticed Fallout 4 was already announced.
There better be sexy, waifuable wasteland-monsters this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601885
Do you see this woman? Her name was Elizabeth, and up until three days ago she was a happy, healthy, and god-fearing servant of the lord who wanted nothing more than to smite monstergirls and bring peace to all of humanity.

Her boyfriend, a scoundrel by the name 'anon' tricked her into having sex before marriage and she soon became a harlot thanks to the demonic drugs her boyfriend was taking which were transmitted to her through his semen.

Elizabeth now goes by the name lizzie and has become nothing more than a blue-skinned whore bent on having sex with her boyfriend all day without protection thanks to one mistake which cost her place in heaven among the blessed.

Are you safe from demonic influence? Remember to say no when offered drugs or sex by anyone who isn't your human spouse. Teach your children how to say no to the heretics and those who would lead them astray from the love of the lord.

Or you could end up a semen demon just like 'lizzie'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601892
>>13601911
Prepare to become the next bob and nega.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601922
I think you're right.
It could be a lot better, but I think you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601895
There actually was a mod who was shitting up several threads on /a/ for a while, not just the monster girl ones.
Hell even other boards know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601930
I will have no name, not even a pastebin account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601927
Uh, misquote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601895
>>13601918

Based on how much interest there seems to be in the various non-MG topics that occasionally pop up, I would guess our cross-boarder demographics break down as: /a/ and /v/ being the two largest, with smaller groups from /tg/, /pol/ and /k/.

There was even one namefag from /pol/ who accidentially used his trip in /mgt/ one time. (Joker)

So yeah, it's not surprising we get some crazies here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601927
>has become nothing more than a blue-skinned whore bent on having sex with her boyfriend all day without protection
Only losers use rubbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601924
>There better be sexy, waifuable wasteland-monsters this time
>this time
Are you saying you wouldn't a deathclaw girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601937
We'll make one for you and shitpost about your assigned nickname all the time.

I should know, it happened to me.

>>13601939
y-yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601937
The same, you'll be told to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601946
>>13601948
Then I'll just grin and bear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601937
I dub thee Yuribob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601945
I'm saying there should be an actual deathclaw-girl in the game, not just regular deathclaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601909
Anon, now you're just making things up, creating strawman arguments, and not even using proper spelling and grammar.

Clearly, you need a break from all this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601927
Didn't we talk about the inevitability of normal women turning into monsters in the last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601892
Don't be such a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601948
Honestly, most folks don't seem to care at all. Only those vocal fanatics seem to throw a fit over it. Which isn't surprising given the two largest cross-board groups, /jp/ and /a/ are both kind of open to yuri.

Like with most "not allowed" topics on these threads, most folks don't actually hate the topic itself. Only listening to people bitch about how it doesn't belong.

It's like bronies, or stoners. Very few people actually hate some random child's cartoon or weed. It's the way people involved in it act that tends to annoy them. (In this case, the /mgt/ purists bickering in the thread)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601958
Well I won't be doing those exclusively. I got some ideas for a butler cafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601951
I know, I just wanted to bring up deathclaw girls again. I'd one so hard. Really unlikely, but I'd love to see it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601961
>butler cafe
Nice. I'll look forward to the new story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601966
Don't take that as a guarantee though. Everyone has 500 MG stories in them that they never get around to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601953
Sure, ignore the truth, you know I'm right. "Yuri is ok because there's love". Please. MGs love men, to the point that if one loves a man, even before having sex with him, her body can begin changing into a female only for him. So what if he's married? That has all be hallmarks of NTR.

It's my damn autocorrect dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601959
>/a/
>kind of open to yuri
I wouldn't really say that. I've seen many threads on /a/ that are nothing but shitstorms between yurifags and hetfags. I would say part of the board hates it and part loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601895
>"A mod was secretly conspiring against us!"
>"If we don't hold the line, we'll be overrun by furries!"
>"No comprimise! No yaoi, no yuri! If we let any in they'll take us over!"
All of these are true.

Furries, yurifags and gayfags are all ultimate cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601895
>"No comprimise! No yaoi, no yuri! If we let any in they'll take us over!"
This has logic though. At the very moment you allow one fetish more people will start to cry and cause shit so theirs is allowed as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601972
>hetfags
Do the yurifags also use the the term "hetshit" during their slappyfights? I'm surprised that I haven't seen it here yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601975
Nice persecution complex, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601978
Except typically on image boards, most threads steer in the direction the conversation goes. So yuri and yaoi "won't take over" unless large numbers of posters start discussing it actively (and thus, implicitly want in there).

Otherwise, like most topics people don't want, they'll just be told to go away or get ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601963
How would courting even work?

You're just walking down the highway one moment and the next you see a speck on the horizon rapidly growing, next thing you know there's a dinosaur chasing after you with the sole intent of hugging you to death with giant claws and while you're running away her claws wrap around you and pull you in.

Then you're dragged to the communal cave where all the young deathclaw girls have a turn with you cuddling and kissing while your 'wife' keeps them from doing anything too serious. You're taken to one of the deeper cave rooms and laid down while she gets ready for mating.

You wake up months later with a sore pelvis and your wife sleeping peacefully beside you while a cracking sound resonates from beneath. You lean closer to see several deathclaw chicks pushing their way out of egg shells and their crying for the warmth of their mother's arms and food.

I guess it's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601971
>It's my damn autocorrect dude.

If you say so. Regardless, whether or not something is in the MGE is a poor excuse for disliking it. Alright, sure, you can headcanon NTR into it, I'm still going to hate it.
And whether yuri is canon in the MGE, or just my headcanon, you're still going to hate it.

And neither of us is going to want the other stuff in this thread. I've got other reasons a plenty for hating NTR, and I'm sure you've got plenty of other reasons for hating yuri than just "I don't think it belongs in the MGE". I mean, if that was seriously your only reason, it'd be pretty sad anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601985
It's not a persecution complex, having been here since /a/ I can tell you quite clearly that letting one thing in will let a ton of other worse shit in as well.

It's why alps, even though they are perfectly hetero, are treated with some level of wariness. All you need is one story and you get shitposters trying to rustle everyone alongside actual fetishists posting their stupid crap thinking they can force their welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601983
>Do the yurifags also use the the term "hetshit" during their slappyfights?
They do. Fucking diseased filthniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601990
That sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601983
I'm 60% sure it's people falseflagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601998
>perfectly hetero
Heh.

>are treated with some level of wariness
Since when? I don't recall one instance of people disparaging alps EXCEPT during the whole "sex vs gender" debates. Which is more just off-topic arguing than actual condemnation of the alp concept itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601953
So you deny MGE runs on headcanon? So we must stick to the lore 100% with no deviation?

YOU HEARD THE MAN GUYS. No handholding. No cuddling. No lego anubi. No huge dragons. Sadistic dark elves and manticores only. Final destination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602005
>No lego anubi
Good

>Sadistic dark elves and manticores only
Half good, at least we won't have moeblobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602005
When did I say any of that? Seriously anon, you're trying to make a strawman while grasping for straw to use.

But then, I'm pretty sure you're entirely joking with this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601990
Cute. I wonder if they are too wild to be introduced into civilization.

>>13601990
>>13602002
What about Enclave Deathclaws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602012
>Half good, at least we won't have moeblobs

it'll take us three threads to run femdom into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601988
Maybe so, maybe not. But look at alps, before the thread let them in we didn't have faggots wanting to be be MG all be damn time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602005
>Sadistic dark elves and manticores only. Final destination
Bring it, my dick is more than ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602021
>all be damn time.
I don't see this as an epidemic situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602021
I think both you and I know that anything created by KC or Crabman has a special license to exist in /mgt/. That's why even things like Polt and that kitsune, despite being stock (albeit Japanified version of) furry, are permissible. The same goes with Lillirunes and Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602005
I want to torn a sadistic dark elf and manticore into masochists!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602026
Awww. You're so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602026
I agree.

Remember to call your paladin onee-sans and tell them you hate monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602028
>Talk about monsters not related to MGE
>Can't discuss them because it's not MGE and we're the MGE general
>Discuss MGE girls
>Not allowed because we're not the MGE general

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602028
KC also made cait sith. Your move faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601990
Sounds good to me. I actually saved a few images regarding FO MGs last time, but I don't really like posting images, or feel like finding them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602025
I do. Visit tbe night threads sometime and say hello to crossdresser kun for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602040
>>13602044

I know some guys tend to exaggerate the "we're MGE general thing, but it's de facto the truth. Cait Sith, Polt, and crabman's other kistune furry aren't automatically told to fuck off like "nomral" furry content usually is. Same for Alps as compared to, say, TG/TF fiction, traps, or futa which instantly gets tossed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602040
Welcome to /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602024
>Vergil
>into femdom

FITE ME MOTHERFUCKER!

Dante I totally buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602052
I always catch up on the most recent night's post in the morning but I don't know to whom you are referring to. I was on about a three week break from the threads recently though so he could have shown up then.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to convince Chubby Alp Senpai to be my dom while my Dark Elf friend shows her all the tools she'll need and explain how to use each one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602059
Of course he isn't, he just diddled some random bitch in Fortuna City, resulting in Nero.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened? I got banned for posting a picture considered porn but all the genitals were blurred out. I didn't do the solid black covering thing, but are blurred genitals still a ban-worthy offense? Or is this just mod fuckery?

[Anonymous No.]

I think acceptance of non-standard monster girls/kemonos should be judged on a case to case basis.

Gate-JSDF monster girls and those shape-shifting sluts from Yellow Pop, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602068
If you can still make it out it's still porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602068
I got banned for posting a reference image that had a censored image, which only showcased her pubes.

Thing is, they were a few inches above her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602068
Which picture? (Just imgur it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602016
>What about Enclave Deathclaws?
The intelligent ones? Or the mind controlled ones?
The intelligent ones had their own civilization for a while in California.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602053
>Cait
>Not told to fuck off
What do you think all the greentexts about punting them, furniture and killing them are?
>Polt
Still a furry and everyone knows it, she gets a "pass" because people like the character.
>Alps
Hated and shunned since /a/. Some faggot thought of bullying them and now they infest the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602076
In the US, at the very least according to the film ratings board, pubic hair or mound showing can be enough to shoot something into the 18+ category.

There was an infamous stupidly example where they wanted to veto a scene in one of the Scary Movie shots where the killer cuts out a girl's silicone breast implants. Their objective was not to the gore, but to the fact you could see pubic hair.

'Murica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601924
I want to be taken captive by a group of shortstack Gecko Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601619
>As one, your shambling horde let out a loud (for them) warcry (moan) before charging (shuffling) towards the awakening bandits weapons raised and arms outstretched.
>The first one to close the distance was your oldest and most loyal minion, a savage grin on her face as the forgotten warlord sprang forward, becoming a dervish of blades.
>The skeletons and ghoul were next, bashing two men with their maces before the zombies and other bandits joined the fray.
>It was chaos, a scrum of hacking axes, bludgeoning maces, and pointed spears that stabbed for bellies.
>Zombie and man alike fell to the ground and screamed as more men streamed from the fort.
>This was what you had wanted, a real fight!
>Raising your hands, you uttered a quick spell to sap the strength from a burly, bearded man, his muscles rendered useless as a zombie with an arrow in her shoulder dragged him down.
>Another came roaring at the lone ghoul who was about to feed upon his comrade, you put a stop to him by making his stomach churn with a minor disease, leaving him open to a zombie that had broken from the chaos of the fight, striking him down with her hammer.
>Yes, this a worthy start for your campaign of ruin, a beginning of your dark age where you will-
>A flash of purple interrupted your monologue as an arrow struck an arcane barrier, slamming into the ground as a return volley of pink motes swarming into the archer before another arrow could nocked.
>"Please -yawn- pay attention master," you green eyed kitten of a familiar sleepily murmured, eyes closing as she returned to her sleep "I'd rather not awaken to see you -oooo- full of arrows."
>You told her that she needn't worry as the wurm cashed into a wall, your forces would soon overtake these pathetic bandits and...and
>Where is that squelching noise coming from?
>You looked back to the brawl and saw, to your horror, that the melee had devolved into a battle of another kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602083
Yep. Linking never causes problems so just imgur it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602036

I want to fuck the purity out of Paladin-chan with a spring nearby, her nails digging into my back as I thrust into her against a tree.

It is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stand my rapist wife up and leave town so she can never find me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602090
Pretty much this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602090
Cait siths do get told off as shitty girls, but they are rarely told to fuck off the board entirely unlike non-KC/Crabman furries. Try posting a random furry that isn't a KC/Crabman creation and compare the result to when Cait Sith gets posted in the thread archives. I guarantee you there's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602100
You're funny.

No but you totally can, I just find it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602100
But she loves you! Why you gotta break her heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602096
>With a spring near by
Why not wait until she is peacefully and purely bathing in the spring, and then appear to viciously rape her, corrupting the pure waters as you do her pure body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602094
>"I JUST WANT TO KILL AND BRING CHAOS AND ALL YOU DO IS FUCK"
His thoughts at the moment I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602102
I get what you're saying, but CS is not loved by the thread. Clearly you see this? Especially after the cat kingdom shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602113
I consider it more just a general dislike like matango and tenacles. Disliked but tolerated, as opposed to outright forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602088
Both.

An intelligent deathclaw would be nice. Too bad they probably are extinct.
Maybe enoguh Spirit Energy could make a wild deathclaw smarter over time like in that tarrasque story.

A mind controlled deathclaw would probably act similar to a wurm to her husband, but much more ferocious towards those she isn't programmed to protect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602104
Then when I settle down in a different town I'll another monster girl's heart, this will be a cycle for years to come!

>>13602106
Because she's a shit that couldn't take no for an answer and now I'll take my revenge on as many monster girls as I can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602083
Too difficult because I'm still banned and have to post from my shitty phone. But I posted >>13601055 Tastes aside, I don't get why I was banned, given the pic hasn't been deleted by mods, and everything is blurred beyond comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602122
>Too bad they probably are extinct.
Goddamn Enclave-chan ruining everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602093
>Shortstack lizardmen with a similar culture to Goblins and Hobogoblins who kidnap you and keep you as a communal husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602120
I don't agree with you at all.

>>13602123
You want rapey yandere harem don't you anon?

Smug Spongebob.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602124
Oh, the concept art from the Breeding Season game.

The only difference I can see as compared to most of the stuff that gets posted here is that it uses mosaic censoring instead of solid black boxes.

>>13602130
I don't recall anyone getting reported or banned for posting Cait Sith, unlike 'real' furry stuff. It's disliked but tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602130
>You want rapey yandere harem don't you anon?

Of course not, I just want to shatter monster heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602124
It's showing up as [DELETED] for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602129
They'd probably attack people for water too. Being a caravan guard in Gecko territory could be dangerous. Entire caravans disappear sometimes, all the men taken away for sexy Gecko love-making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602083
Well, never mind, it's been deleted. Still think it was wrong though. I've seen blurred censoring be used in these threads and they were allowed to stay up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602124
That is like the first time someone got banned for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602132
Banned has nothing to do with it, we're talking people's attitude to towards them.

Say tolerated one more fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602150
Not him, but tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602094
Oh man. I'm sure he will be impressed by their vicious battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600741
WHAT THE FUCK IS A
Shirihebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602129
>>13602142
I want to hunt gecko girls by fondling their tits to orgasm.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13600752
I stopped doing this pretty much for the same reasons you did, but if you're looking to update requests there were a few pooled on another link somewhere which I can direct you to.

Welcome back though. I guess you're out of college?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602150
Okay, I'm a bit lost about the point you're trying to make, so I backtracked a bit.

>I get what you're saying, but CS is not loved by the thread. Clearly you see this?

I'm not seeing what you're arguing against. I said they're disliked but tolerated, unlike "real" furry stuff which gets reported and thrown out right away. I'm agreeing they're unpopular. What is it exactly you're trying to argue for or against that doesn't stand with the statement, "they're disliked by tolerated"? I'm using tolerated in the sense as in not being forbidden, reported, and bannable, by the way, if that's your point of contention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602160
shiri is japanese for butt

shirohebi means white snake

hence, shirihebi is a buttsnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602163
Lone Gecko girls would be easy prey, just need to watch out for large groups, or the ones that breathe fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602094
>No more did blade and hammer crash in battle, instead hips smashed against hips and tongues fought more ferociously than any warriors.
>"I think we won this one master," the warlord said with a smirk, tossing an uncioncious bandit to a lonely, pouting zombie "these scum weren't much but I got to shake the dust off these old bones."
>D-did she just make a pun? Did the bloodthirsty, battle hungry warrior you raised make a pun? DID SHE EVEN KILL ANYONE?
>A light weight bumped into you as the ghostly hero's body wrapped you in a hug, her spirit following not far behind.
>"Dooon't be maaaaad masteeeeer," the corpse groaned as she rubbed her cheek against your chest "I beeeeat threeee."
>"Would've beaten more if we were alive," the ghost grumbled, blushing as her body continued to snuggle against you "still, we took everyone out without killing. Pretty impressive for you."
>No....No No No...
>M-maybe the wurm got someone, she did smash through a wall.
>A whimpering, whining bandit was dropped at your feet, covered in dust, dirt, and mud.
>He was, to your surprise, the one you'd met at the wall.
>He was also, not to your surprise, completely unharmed.
>Physically at least.
>"Caaaaught hiiiim," the zombie wurm groaned, a smile on her face and an arrow in her stomach, "did I dooooo gooood?"
>You felt like you were going to scream, foam building at the corner of your lips and one eye twitching.
>The wurm noticed this and her expectant look became one of despair, tears, somehow, hanging at the corners of her eyes.
>"I did baaaaad?" She sadly moaned, shrinking slightly as if expecting to be hit "I'll doooo better neeext tiiiime."
>Oh lord she's crying, saddened at somehow failing you.
>Which she did because no one was dead but that wasn't the point, she looked like a puppy left out in the rain.
>With a sigh of disgust, you told her that she did good, giving her head a slow, awkward pat.
>Physical affection was something you were quite poor at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602166
So you agree they're not liked. There.

NOW SHUT IT YOU'RE DISRUPTING MY FARMING!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602174
Please no, Wurm. Why do you do this to my heart. And that champion is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602174
Nothing pulls my heart strings harder than a sad wurm or a heart pupilled slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602169
Just need to level up my tit fondling and sneak skill. A sneak attack is always a critical, though I think I'll work my way up to the mini-dragon-gekos and their fire breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602150

There are worse things you could fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602169
Alright, this talk of Geckos now too got me to find the images.

http://i.imgur.com/huZEFxN.png
http://i.imgur.com/Y4mbnHH.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602195
Fucking Rabbit Siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602201
Well Galzoo has a Gecko in it, though she's more of a Salamander/Newt.
She even has gills in her loli form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601842
I try to avoid making my OPs MGE girls whenever possible

Except for the Thunderbird one because somebody said specifically to do a Thunderbird OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602174
>The zombie wurm didn't seem to mind this though, perking up like a flower and nuzzling you hand while giggle.
>Unfortunately, this caught the attention of the fallen hero's corpse who, to your amazement, pouted and demanded that you do her as well, slowly moaning "Meeee twooooo"
>This chorus was soon taken up by the two remaining, unmarried zombies, a third taking the gibbering bandit, who closed in for head pats and hugs while the rest of your force rode the bandits in a squelching, moaning mass.
>As the wurm joined in by coiling around your legs, you wanted to scream
>You did so, long and hard until your lungs were sore.

Thats all for today, I'll try to get my other stuff together and pastebin it. Sorry it took so long, phones are slow and work is busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602195
Why in god's green hell did you post that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602195
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602209
Nice job, friend. Looking forward to seeing it all together, and more eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602209
Poor guy. But hey, cute zombies who like him, so it's not all bad? Sure, it's not what he wants but...well, could be worse.

Love this story man, great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602210

As an example, mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602232
Zombies are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602232
I wonder if this is how Raccoon city would have played out with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put on a red jacket and pants and lead an undead dance troupe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602195
She's way too cute.
Will the author make more of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602245
Rebecca, Jill, Claire, Sherry and Ada as sexy Wights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602246
But Zombies can't dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyPm_cqH9iQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602227
Of what exactly, I'm dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602263

Worse things you can fap to than Cait Sith. Especially given that both that doujin and the beloved Yellow Pop series have furries in them.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Mad Hatters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602245
>Raccoon city with MGs instead
Yes. I'd a Licker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602272
I like them. They are pretty fashionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602245
>Nemesis monstergirl
Snu snu here I go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602257
I wouldn't mind seeing a Wight dressed in RE1 Jills attire.

...not before we got an ass-shot of a Wight in a ribbed sweater at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602257
>No Sheva or Helena or Ashley

You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602258
They can dance if they want to.
All the have to do is leave their friends behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602257
>>13602282
>not Barry
Plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602287
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602292
Well then, if you don't want to dance, then you're no friend of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602282
We were talking about Raccoon City.

Far as I know, none of those three were in Raccoon City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602232
Are they eating him or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602257
Fuck that, Wights are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602220
>>13602226
No problem, glad you both liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602305
They are 'eating' a certain part of him yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602272
That drawing of one in leotard.

Oh god mah balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602281

>wight ass shot in ribbed sweater

for what purpose.jpg

>>13602307

>wights are shit
>wights
>shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602313
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602315
Do you deny the glory of ribbed sweaters, and wight butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602302
Eh I hear Raccoon City, all the RE htties come to mind, I don't separate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602318
HNNNNGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602315
Pretty much all undead are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602281
Ass > Tits

http://imgur.com/a/n6Rby#vhCjtCV

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602302
Then

>No Jill

You gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602320

more like i'm slightly confused as to why you thought of that combination since only suckbutts would be that whorish

>>13602329

>all undead are shit

you slime baked little faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602333
I beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602333
>Not both
>Leaving out hips and thighs, especially in pantyhose

All these plebs around me... I want to enlighten them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602329
You don't want to warm a cadavers heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602347
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602273
Akaname.

>>13602271
They're the same thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602347
>Leaving out the glory that is the midriff
I was just about to shake your hand, but you left out the vital ingredient that would make this dish a meal worthy of the gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602348
Never.

I want to either bury them six feet under or throw them into an incinerator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602335
Jill's the second name I said...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602346
I am picking her up, carrying her to the couch, and cuddling her as we watch tv

[Anonymous No.]

Horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602346
Get that disgusting oppai loli out of my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602361
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602362
But, Anon, she lives there now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602281
No unneeded nonsense like sweaters or cosplay, I just want to see wight ass in panties severely lacking in the amount of fabric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602362
Don't be a bitch nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602362
Your face is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602347
>>13602356

>Grapesnake will never pour wine into the crevasse between her womanhood and her snake parts, letting the rose red pool sit there, waiting for you to drink it
>You will never lick the snake

>A Wight will never show you top shelf titillation using high cut panties bordering on the turbo lewd and lift her dress up to show you the soft, supple curves of her thighs and hips just above her pantyhose
>You can vaguely make out the shape of her labia as she smiles at you and asks you to warm her up for the evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602358
My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602372
no u

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cuddle a Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602371
This is a blue board my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602355
Yeah, I was thinking similar to Akaname, but a bit more grotesque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602384
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602356
>navel

I prefer abs if we're talking midsection, b-but we can still hang out, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602382
I'm gonna teach a Wight and Yeti the DBZ fusion dance for a cuddly, ara ara Wight with warm Yeti paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602374
>You can vaguely make out the shape of her labia as she smiles at you and asks you to warm her up for the evening
Yes, that sounds like a lewd form of censorship.
>>13602384
There weren't any nipples showing, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602396
It wasn't nipples showing you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602382
will she moan out waaaaaarm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602392
>Prefers abs
Anon, my boy, my brother in divine taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602402
There wasn't a vagina showing either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602406
yes there was

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602410
Did you even notice her panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602394
But Yeti is maximum cuddle material already.

[Anonymous No.]

You wanna see a magic trick? Gimme a Wurm and a Kraken and I can transform into the happiest man in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602412
I just thought she had a skin condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602403
>>13602382

>Cuddle with a Wight
>She hugs you rather closely, pressing her chest into yours, snuggling up
>It's cold outside, and you're barely able to keep yourself warm in the blizzard outside. Your companion isn't bothered in the slightest due to her nature as an undead
>She sees you trying to bear the cold, asking you if it's too much effort for you that you can let her go
>Calls you vexing when you put a hand on top of her head and hug her closer to you, letting her hear the drum beat of your heart
>Tell her that at least once, in her many years of un-life, that you'd like to give her at least the sensation of the warmth of living again
>Even if she can't reciprocate it
>She almost sobs softly as you drift off to sleep, telling you that you're the first person to offer her a place in their heart, 'where a warm hand waits for mine'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602420
I deleted that image for nothing then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602417
Wanna see a better magic trick?
Kunoichi SUC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602417
Hey I want a Wurm too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602422
Nah, I'm not him. I was being funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see you guys turn Ozma from FF9 into a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602421
Muh heart, I wanna protect her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602417

Wanna see an even better magic trick?

You are now breathing manually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602374
Pure cut diamonds right there man.

We need more of this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602416
>not wanting a cold undead who becomes addicted to her own hugs to get warmth
>not wanting to be between those fluffy zombie paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602421
I never asked to feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602421
>>13602374

>cold slimy wight vagina
>like sticking your dick in a tunnel made of cold cuts
>why does it smell like bologna in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602442
I want fluffy paws only

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602446
just use magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602421
>>13602446

Your forget

>MAGIC

Didn't KC confirm in one of his Q&As that undead can even have pregnancies? The Hugbox overcomes all obstacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602449
You can't fuck fluffy paws, you need something attached to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602457
Yeah, you just gotta cum inside them enough and the dick magic will repair their dead womb and make them able to have kids again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602458
Jokes on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602428
>Ozma from FF9
It's a giant marble sphere though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602482
Ozma as a rainbow slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602487
Maybe a slime with an Ozma core. The ultimate Dark Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602487
A Rainbow Slime surrounded by a sphere of her own Slime?

There isn't really anyone here at the moment that could draw it, so the /v/ drawthreads might be your best bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602482
Could be some variant of dark matter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a meaningful conversation with a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602502
Just start talking about jello. They have a million things to say about jello. You gotta teach them to talk first though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602446
God just light a fireplace and cuddle her under blankets beforehand you casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602498
That's a good idea.

>>13602506
Do you think they have a hundred words for jello like the Inuit have about snow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602511
To be fair, each word is for a different kind of jello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602498
That sounds like it would work. Of course wed have a Dark Matter capable of preforming Doomsday, which would heal it if you didn't befriend all the woodland critters, and Meteor, which has the possibility of flooring your entire party or doing almost no damage.
It might even be more powerful than the Demon Lord herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602512
there's always room for jello

whether you're conscious or not

- Bill Cosby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602506
No I mean a real conversion, hell I wound endure the rape from a dark slime for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602346
Why the bound ankles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602506
Bath jello

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602519
But the conversation is just foreplay for a Dark Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602522
Looks comfy. Would spend all day in even if I get pruny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602516
It's definitely more powerful than the Demon Lord. It's a superboss. Their nature is being stronger than the final boss.

She'd nix using those skills for ones that did sexy things, though. MG and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602526
well good

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wear a slime and have her core down my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602539
I want to fuse my heart with my slime waifu's core so we will be together forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602543
will she come out of your pores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602534
I imagine that conversation would take place over an erotic eating of various phallic shaped fruits. Seductively licking the tip of a strawberry before popping it into her mouth. Slowly thrusting a banana into her slime before ramming it in deep inside. Teasing you about how wet she is all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602547
She may become similar to a Venom suit, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602550
oh fuck more. Any other slimes around her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602555
>Venom
>I'm now thinking of a female venom from Marvel vs Capcom 2 going "We are married!"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to purify a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602564
Her core could go further inside and she split her slime into twin bodies attached at the waist. She shares a succulent star fruit between the two mouths. As they finish the juice drips down from their mouths. They begin to lick it off of each other while looking at you with a seductive fire in their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're in the middle of history class when the lizardgirl who sits beside you loudly interrupts the professor, gets down on one knee, and declares her undying love for you and her wish to elope immediately.

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602589
Gonna fuck the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
I pull her up and run out the door with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Kick her in the throat.

Fucking hate people that interrupt my classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Did you really have to do this in the middle of fucking class?

Like, real fucking talk. Why right here and now? You could've waited until after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Continue Sleeping.
History Class was always easy to pass anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Oblige.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Laugh at her and have my girlfriend beat her up.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna date a succubus who tricked me into thinking that she is Human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602613
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Bend her over the desk and fuck her while class is still running

This class is boring anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602613
Does she also bad mouth monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
>gets down on one knee, and declares her undying love for you and her wish to elope immediately.
>Not getting down on a bended knee and talking to the man from Galilee

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Tell her I will only if she can get better test grades in this class than me. I fucking love history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602616
But I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602613
I want to discover an Alp trying to blend in to human society and blackmail her for sexual favors by threatening to reveal her secret!

Possibly even to her former friends and family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590

I haven't been in a history class for 11 years, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601246
Can't that little Wurm just use her claws to punch into the ground? Also, good work Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Ask her to meet me out back. See if she wants to talk in private. Then challenge her to a match. See if what they say about lizardgirls is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602613

I want to fuck a Succubus into an Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602661
sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls would buy you nice things? Other than the usual suspects like Dragons and Tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
I'd break down and cry, I can't handle being the center of attention or being involved in a bad thing that makes people angry, and interrupting the professor, stopping class would surely do both. Then I'd probably leave the room and once I calmed down, get angry at the Lizardgirl for doing that. I'd want to be with a girl who's more cooler than that, and won't get me in trouble. Besides, I like dominant girls who also take charge and Lizard Girls aren't exactly known for being dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602672
All of them

Except for the ones that would make you a nice thing or steal you a nice thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602672
What does a Wurm get you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602684
Pure love from a dumb girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602684
a hand turkey drawing with a lot of sparkles and macaroni glued on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602677
Can any of them make a nice pair of leather dress shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602613
>Your girlfriend sits you down one uneventful monday afternoon. The sun is setting outside with a pastel sky announcing the end of the day
>"Anon I... I'm not really who you think I am." Her spadetail is shaking wildly as it always does when she's nervous. Her yellow irises dilated like a cornered animal
>"What do you mean? You're not really canadian?" You crack a smile but her timid stance and fearful gaze remain unchanged. Her mouth opens once more.
>"I mean... I mean I'm not human, Anon." One of her blue hands reaches out for yours which you take and delicately intertwine her thin fingers between your own.
>"What do you mean?" You look down at your watch realizing that you only have ten minutes before your new anime starts. The new OP was pretty damn neat.
>"I'm actually... A succubus." In an instant she crumples, revealing the two ebony horns which she regularly asks you to pull whenever she gets frisky during sex.
>With her face held between her hands she sobs quietly. Despite her obvious distress you can't help but find it somewhat funny.
>"Honey, I already know." You stroke her hair tenderly, she rises up to face you once more with a shocked expression.
>"Y-You don't mind?" Her words come out slurred between her sobs. You nod and pull her in slowly for a hug which she responds to by desperately pulling you as closely as possible.
>"But how did you know?" Her wings are flapping. That tends to happen whenever she gets really happy.
>For some reason it feels wrong to explain just how terrible her disguise is. She's too busy nestling her head in your shoulder to listen anyway.
>"Intuition." A sigh of relief escapes her mouth. You're definitely going to miss your anime, but comforting her is a bit more important for now.
>The rest of the afternoon is spent cuddling on the bed. She's so ecstatic that she refuses to let you get up for any reason.
>"I love you Anon." She mumbles just as she falls asleep with her head in your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602687
>>13602690
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602672
Wights, Vampires, Pharaohs, Anubi, possible Apophi...

All high-class gals who would likely be used to a high-class lifestyle, and would treat you to similar luxuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602684
A shiny rock she found digging. It's a giant diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602684
Several priceless and rare gems that she found herself while digging, but she doesn't know what they're worth. She think it's just a pretty rock and she thought you'd like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602695
...is her disguise just the sweater in the pic?

Well, regardless, adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602695
Oh man now that is cute, I wanna protect her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602693
A spidergirl maybe, they just can't make the leather or rubber

A lizardman/elf/etc with experience in killing animals, skinning them, and leatherworking

A weirdo cyclops who took up working with leather instead of metal like the rest of her family

The list goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602698
>>13602701
Why is Wurmfu so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602684
Ties herself up with a ribbon and offers herself as a present but then gets bored after five minutes and breaks free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602698
I'm selling it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602543
>Melding hearts

How gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602587
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602723
When she wakes up the next morning she'll ask you where the present she got you went.

Are you ready to tell a crying wurm that you got rid of her present for money?

Don't even bother trying to explain the value of the rock, that'll just cause her to form a heart shape with her hands while tearfully explaining that her love is supposed to be worth more than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602730
Dark Slime to light slime

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would play with your feet the most? Which would have a foot fetish and what would she do?

Bonus points if you work maledom or femdom into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
Irrumate while making out with the Kejorou in the next seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602736
Lamia seem an obvious one. Though, as snakes they might not like you stepping on them even in a sexual domination kind of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602664

Well here, just as a rough premise from a half-asleep guy who went into work on literaly, not figuratively, an hour of sleep between 0215 and 0315 this morning.

>Paladin subdues Succubus, gets shackled with her until the Order decides what to do with her
>Has to recite the edicts of the Order on a constant basis to avoid the urges to dick her, and block out subconscious visions of her fucking him
>Spends months with her, never once laying her in bed. Paladin-kun and Succubus grow to know one another intimately, even though she expresses no interest in talking about the Demon Realms, calling them 'boring'.
>She doesn't even have a proper name, only remembering being born into the worlds with a 'pop'
>She admits that if she were capable of love, she'd probably want to spend the rest of her days with Paladin-kun
>They end up fucking, he gives her a proper name
>During coitus, her blueberry skin begins to lose its pallor, going into a pale fleshy color
>Her dark hair turns blonde, and her horns snap off bloodlessly, as well as her spade tail
>Her wings fall off as well, leaving a bare back
>She gets sick the next day, being forced to be taken care of him
>Complains about pain in her back
>There's two almost tumorous growths there now
>In a scene straight out of Haibane Renmei (good show), her new angelic wings rip out of the flesh of her back, causing her to scream
>She wakes up to him brushing the blood from her wings, a soft pink plumage
>Her wings are the color associated with Eros, given only to Angels or Humans who have felt an over-abundance of love
>Credits roll

Zip zap zoopity zap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602736
I'd tie up my foot-obsessed Shirohebi and let her lick them. Maybe I'd even gag her with a ring gag to make it that much sexier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602736
Dark Elves engaging in bastinado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602733
But if I sell it we can have so much fun!

I can buy her that Wurm-safe pool she always wanted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602745
Oh god I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602733
>That'll just cause her to form a heart shape with her hands while tearfully explaining that her love is supposed to be worth more than anything else.
Oh dear lord my heart.

Wurm-chan really is the cutest...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602717
Because they love you and want to cuddle you.

Normal Wurm: Loving cuddles
Dire Wurm:Big loving cuddles
Pygmy Wurm: Tiny loving cuddles
Zombie Wurm: Loooooviiing cuuuudleeees
Fit Wurm: Muscle love cuddles
Fat Wurm: Soft loving cuddles
Super Wurm: Heroic loving cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602745
Shammalammadingdong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602750
Can't she be gentle? Maybe tickling at the least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602764
I'll take one of very flavor, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602764
You never lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602771
She can use a sheet of newsprint, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
I wouldn't mind dating a lizardgirl, but history was my favorite subject so she chose a poor lecture to interrupt. My history professor was such a fucking bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602764
Is there a Smart Wurm in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602785
Smart Wurm: scientifically perfected cuddles that give you love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602781
I guess that's fine

Could she at least give me headpats and call me a good boy afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602764
>Pygmy Wurm

>girl half your height
>strong enough to effortlessly lift you into her arms
>can't wrap her entire body around you, instead forms a few loops around your torso and then lays down her face on your chest
>periodically moves throughout the night from one arm to the other to your legs to your face. Usually wakes up wondering why she's kissing your foot and not your face.
>Whenever you're out and about she hangs her tiny hands on your ears and puts her head directly above your own like a gundam pilot.
>She even makes the mechanical noises to mimic your movements

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602789
Fuck that, Smart Wurm stole Loli Lich's research!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit a cyclops in my lap and play video games with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602745
I gave your address to Deruella you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602799
The hell would a corpse know about cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602799
Please, Smart Wurm has been designing and researching them for centuries so she can get a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602736
Mandragora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602800
What video games? THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602805
for the warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602799
They collaborated on that! It belongs to Smart Wurm too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602797
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602796
Not until you graduate to the big boy cane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602797
Dawww

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602805
You'd be surprised at what a Loli Lich and her Onii-chan can learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602775
*Every flavor
>You'll never be in the middle of a big Wurm cuddle pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602808
Any kind! Platformers, Shooters, RPGs, Fighters, the sky's the limit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602695
>but how did you know

Honey, lets face it. Churches make you feel sick. You have the libido of a 15 year old on Brown Brown, Rape turns you on and you basically pulled the hair off of that lady who was giving out abstinence pamphlets to teens in the park. It was that or a vampire and you love to sunbathe, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602291
Anon please Barry is a married man who has children

[Anonymous No.]

do these monster girl stories ever get so cute and adorable that you start feeling bad that they can never come true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602823
Having a cyclops squirming in your lap as she plays games might get awkward for the two of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
She must face me in combat, bare knuckle fighting, I ain't marrying no pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602829
But the tender teasing is the most fun part

[Anonymous No.]

Ropes and Cheese part three, coming at you.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/HEtcUqd6

>Damn, you must have dozed off there for a bit
>Noel too, by the looks of it
>She is snoozing peacefully in your lap; legs cuffed and arms still trussed up in her leather armbinder
>Noel's mother's mother had been a Doormouse, so you wouldn't be surprised to have confirmation that Noel had some 'sleepy' traits passed down to her
>"Hey. Noel."
>"m-mmmm?"
>She slowly comes to
>"Morning, little Mouse. Happy Anniversary."
>You give her a little hug
>The clock on your microwave reads 12:45 a.m.
>"H-happy Anniversary, Mister!"
>Noel beams at you
>"To think, only six months ago, you were just a thief in the night who needed to be taught a lesson..."
>"And you were a l-lonely shut in?"
>She got you there
>"Yeah, I guess. I guess we both learned something."
>The Mouse-girl nods happily
>"I'm sure you're stiff after that nap. How about we get you in a different position for a bit?"
>"S-s-sounds good, Mister!"
>You can't stop smiling as you princess-carry your bound waifu into the bedroom
>Her tail swishes from side to side on top of your comforter
>The intense arousal that had faded with your nap was quickly returning to her
>You unbuckle the straps on the armbinder and unzip it
>Even though her hands are still locked firmly inside the strict, leather mittens, Noel eagerly ends and stretches her arms
>It doesn't take long for you to free her hands as well, and Noel gratefully flexes her fingers
>Her fingers have become a little wrinkled with sweat, but you bring her a warm towel to clean herself off with
>You direct your attention to unbuckling her leg cuffs as she rubs the damp cloth up and down her small, soft arms
>You can't help but sneak longing glances at her tiny pussy; arousal has already started to shine from it
>Noel shivers a bit as the faint traces of water evaporate off of her arms
>You take her restraints to your closet and hang them in their respective places

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Dullahan to save me from death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602816
>Get the simple Newspaper and no pain
>No headpats and compliments until get the big boy cane that does give pain
Why is she bullying me with these hard choices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602828
Everyday

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sue a Monster Girl for Sexual Assault and Rape and take the case to the Supreme Court

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602843
Get ready to be raped in court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602848
I'll have a Paladin be my lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602843
Frivolous lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590
But I'm in love with the vampire senpai from second year.

I feel kinda bad for her anyway, because she was brave enough to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602849
He was just a hologram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602849
And she'll have a Manticore with a Southern accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602853
>>13602856
I will win the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602797
Are Pygmy monstergirl oppai lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602318
God I want to fuck her just like this, holding her sweaty, exhausted body to me and devouring her.

http://i.imgur.com/ty6qw7O.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602862
>dat daughteru face-fucking thing from the previous thread
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a Lizardman and dramatically increase her abilities with cybernetic enhancements! I want to send her on missions while keeping in touch with her over a radio transceiver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602590

>Immediately, grab her by the ears and bring her face inches from mine.
>Stare into her eyes, my own burning with unbridled fury.
>"Woman, do not dare interrupt me while I learn of the might of Rome."
>"B-but..."
>"You will face me in battle after class for this insult."
>Outside, an eagle circles the school three times.
>The Gods are pleased by my VIRTUS.
>MARS EXALTI.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry Yandere Moth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602837
>Your 'collection' had grown exponentially since Noel started living with you
>It was almost line she had to try every single thing she found online
>You didn't mind at all, your extra income was more than enough to support her 'hobby' as well as your savings
>You peruse your options as Noel cleans and stretches her pale, slender legs
>You settle on a quartet of items and return to the Mouse on the bed, grinning
>You never got tired of that feeling of anticipation just before tying Noel up
>"It's time, Noel. I bet you're more than ready, huh?"
>"Y-yes, Mister!"
>The sight of the items in your arms has made her very excited
>Her ears twitch to and fro and her tail whips around rather quickly
>She blushes a little as you set the items on the bed and undress yourself
>Soon, you join the Mouse on the bed; both of you fully nude
>"Okay, Noel. Hold still. These might be a bit cold at first." You hold up the first toy
>A pair of vibrating nipple pasties
>Tongue between your teeth, you carefully remove the cover from the back of the pastie and set it aside
>You line the toy up with the Mouse-girl's tiny nipple; it takes a few attempts to get it centered
>Your clumsiness coupled with the diminutive size of Noel's breasts are making things difficult
>Finally, the rubbery, skin-colored disc sits perfectly atop her left nipple
>She winces a bit at first, but as the pastie warms up, she can barely feel it's presence
>For now.
>The second vibrating pastie takes just as much effort, but you eventually get it on
>The pasties adhere perfectly to the Mouse's skin
>It was almost hard to tell that she even had nipples in the first place, the magical pasties conformed to her individual shape and skin tone so well
>You could definitely feel the slightly sticky silicon pads beneath your fingers as you lovingly ran them over her perky boobs
>"mmmmmm..."
>Noel moans softly as you knead at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602874
my lizardman is augmented

What would your roll be? Telling her cute antidotes to keep her mind of the horrors of war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602851
>The lizardgirl is in the middle of her confession when the window behind you shatters and two pale slender arms grip your shoulders. "Anon! We're leaving before this slut takes your purity from you!"

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602867
You're too kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602882
No you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602890
I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602882
Oh boy, is it out already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602884
Keep up the good work.
>>13602889
Whatever do you mean? I did cap it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602858

I've run on them just being smaller versions of their normal species

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602882
there is literally nothing good about yandere gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602886
I'll be her boyfriend and moral compass, and I'll also save her game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602888
>Posting my favorite pic
That's not fair. As a vampire slut I will just jump into her arms though I'm going to feel like shit later for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602901
Are you the goober that always mixes up what yanderes and yangires are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602896
I wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602907
Good work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602745
I'm fine with that. Far more interesting than the usual corruption schtick we see.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to accidentally make an Italian dinner for a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602902
>do you know what tomorrow is?
>do you know what tomorrow is?
>do you know what tomorrow is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602910
Thank you.

>>13602916
>accidentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602893
no, but there are these cockteases from solo pip B's pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602927
I thought she was Human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602916
I want to accidentally tie myself up in a Christmas Bow to give to a Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602934
I want to accidentally offer myself as a heat source to Miia so she cuddles me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602904
It was either that one or this one.

Which brings me to the question

Would you rather be taken away by the elegant and classy vampire girl who lives by herself in the mansion?

Or

Be spirited away by the lonely tomboy vampire girl who often calls out for you to play with her in the deep forests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602932
>Kaiko
That was also her given name during the concept art of the h-manga, not that that stopped us from nicknaming her yanmoth.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you cut apart the monster parts of your waifu if they had beneficial properties as medicine?

What if she was okay with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602945
The first one, elegant and classy would be nice and let me sleep with her lap as a pillow while she pats my head and whispers in my ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602945
Tomboy, how is this a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602954
Only if it didn't hurt her and she was ok with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602945
Any of them. I love all the vampires equally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602933
Are you ready for the consquences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602945
How often does the tomboy say things like BURNING! and ARE YOU OKAY?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602945
I want both, vampires in general are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602969
Yup I would honestly tell her that I didn't know she was a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602945
I want the elegant and classy vampire girl who actually has this as a facade, keeping up the appearance for public events in Undead High Society, but revealing herself as a tomboy who just wants to have fun and play with you in the forests out behind her mansion whenever you're alone together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602884
>You pull away before you get too into it and pick up the second item
>A pair of tiny ankle cuffs.
>These cuffs are more like the kind police officers use, but the chain that connects them is a couple of inches longer than the standard ones
>They are also padded with Were-Sheep wool and perfect for long-term wear
>You grip her thigh and lovingly slid your hand down it before locking the first cuff around the Mouse's right ankle
>She shivers and moans as you repeat the process with her left leg
>"Good girl, Noel. Spread for me?"
>She holds her legs as far apart as they can go
>It isn't very far, she can only spread them a little past where they'd line up with her shoulders
>"Perfect. We're getting there!"
>"Right, M-Mister!"
>Noel's ears are twitching a little more often now
>You reach for item number three
>A white, Mouse-sized institutional straitjacket
>You haven't used this toy yet, and Noel goes a little pale when you hold it up
>Her tail curls up and her ears flatten a little
>This had been one of your ideas
>"Don't worry, Noel. It's okay."
>You put the straitjacket down and embrace the slightly trembling Mouse-girl
>"Hey..." you whisper gently in her ear, "Don't be scared. I'm sorry if I intimidated you."
>Noel shakes her head a little, but remains silent as you keep comforting her
>You stroke her face delicately
>"You don't have to wear it if you don't want to. It's probably a lot more comfortable than your armbinder though. Look, it's liked with Were-Sheep wool, just like your cuffs! Do you want to feel it a little?"
>Noel's diminutive hand timidly reaches out and strokes the wool inside the straitjacket
>You feel her shiver and relax a bit against your chest
>"See? That's not so bad. I'll take it slow, mmm?"
>The Mouse nods
>"Good girl!"
>You lovingly stroke her dull brown hair with one hand as you reach for the straitjacket with the other
>Carefully, you re-position yourself behind your Mouse waifu with your legs on either side of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602975
No anon you're gonna have a very drunk and horny girl on your hands. What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have violent and vicious sex with my MG waifu! We would claw each other, cut each other open, bite off pieces of skin, all sorts of gruesome things, all while our bodies are continuously grinding against each other! In the morning, we would be nothing but a pile of lifeless heaps of mass covered in blood, vomit, waste, and cum, and not even the authorities could recognize us!

[Anonymous No.]

So, I found a thing.

http://exhentai.org/g/820330/e95198bfb9/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602901
Remember that there are generally three broad stages of yandere:

- Light yandere: normal girl crush. Tries to be with someone as much as possible, joins their clubs, goes where they go. Harmless.

- Medium yandere: breaks minor laws due to her obsession. Installs secret cameras, steals underwear and other belongings, watches him sleep, etc. But still has a grasp on right and wrong, and doesn't go too far out of bounds. Mostly harmless.

- Heavy yandere: sends anonymous threats, attacks, kidnaps, or even kills rival love candidates

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602945
Tomboy or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602991
Well meme'd my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602981
Snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602989
Get the food away from her then try and calm her down with a hug. No taking advantage of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602990
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602932
Aww shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603016
yantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603001
You're just jealous you didn't think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603007
>Hug
She's going to bite you anon. Hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603021
hug from behind so I can whisper in her ear

[Anonymous No.]

How would MGs react to someone who hates being touched? I'm talking "don't touch me or I'll clock you" hate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want role play sex with my waifu where I'm CIA and she's Bane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603024
Heal his heart and try to grow closer over time for a nice healing story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603024
Their eyes would light up at the opportunity to turn someone into a very grumpy alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603018
No clue, but it seems like a running theme that SolopipB's insect girls have black sclera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603024
Rape

>>13603023
She will bite your arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603037
How many times is she going to bite me due to continually missing the mark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603035
Good. This increases the erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603037
I just have to keep my everything away from her mouth then use words to calm her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603033
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602990
>violent and vicious
Yes sir!
>claw each other open
Um, nor a fan but as long as we're safe about it...
>bite off pieces of skin
No...
>mutual murder
WHY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603010
>>13603048
I bet she's a lich or ruskala or something. Or maybe just a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603043
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603042
She's drunk, so I'd say a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603035
>>13603057
She's lovely.

But is she a ninja, or a nun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603065
Nunja

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your waifu will never kill you and then herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603020
Yes.

>>13603037
But he'll hate it, and her. He'll kick and scream, and possibly vomit from frumiousness and RIP AND TEAR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603065
>But is she a ninja, or a nun?
Nunja

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603065
>>13603067

No, a Yantis. Yandere Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603069
>tfw you wrote that

I still think it's true, murder-suicide with your waifu is defacto the most incredible form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603069
What a fucking freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602983
>You hold the jacket open in front of her, just allowing her to look at it and run her fingers through the woolen lining from time to time
>Soon, she slowly inserts her left arm into one of the sleeves
>"You're doing great Noel... Good girl..."
>You whisper into her fuzzy round ear
>"She inserts the other arm, and you wait a moment before pulling the straitjacket to her chest
>The soft, fluffy wool envelops the Mouse-girls upper belly, chest and teats
>She shivers a bit and lets out a content little sigh
>"I knew you'd like it, little Mouse!"
>She nods, now unable to contain her smile
>Her fear was conquered!
>You firmly tighten the straps across Noel's little back
>"Can I get you to stand up for a bit? There's a strap I need to put between your legs."
>Noel jumps up happily and allows you to pull the crotch strap up against her dripping nethers
>You tighten it enough to be effective and snug, but give it just enough slack so you can move it aside later
>"EEeee..."
>Noel squeals a bit as you pull the strap up between the part in her cheeks as you tighten it
>Two, red spank marks from earlier have faded slightly, but Noel still jumps and moans beautifully as you trace a finger across her sensitive butt
>You take her arms gently in your hands and cross them
>Noel squeaks a bit as you pull them tight across her middle bits and buckle the sleeves behind her
>"All done! You did so well, love."
>Blushing, Noel turns to face you
>She tries to wiggle and uncross her arms, but the thick straitjacket is unyielding
>A trickle of arousal rolls down Noel's leg as she squats at the crotch strap
>The deliciously soft wool constricting her from her neck to just above her hips is making the Mouse very horny
>"Just a little longer, little Mouse. Just a little longer..."
>You fondle her twitching ears and run your hands up and down the rough, canvas outside layer of the straitjacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603076
We haven't even seen her h-manga yet, although her design meets the criteria of a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603079
It was very moving anon
i've never wanted to die before, but you made it sound kind of nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603069
Honestly, I want to die in my waifu's loving embrace as she tells me that it'll be OK, and she'll see me soon, and how much she loves me

Shame about her being immortal though

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best way to live a normal life without getting sexually assaulted by MG's and not having to team up with douchy paladins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603093
What if she somehow resurrects you in a younger form, and raises you to be her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603096
find a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603096
Team up with cool paladins who befriend monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603096
Find a non-aggressive, mostly harmless MG? Like a Dormouse. They just sleep all the time. Or maybe a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603096
Marry a monstergirl, or become a servant to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603096
Go to Zipangu and train under a douchy samurai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603098
>you will never have some kind of phoenix like curse put on you so you can live with your life forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603098
She'd get weird looks though, and she'd have to explain to everyone that I'm her husband and not some random child. and I'd want piggy back rides since she's bigger than me by a landslide now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603096
Live in a mixed village where all the monstergirls are married and their daughterus are still children.

All the monstergirl children will visit your house and call you uncle anon as they ask for candies and treats as well as stories.

When they start attending school you'll be the one adult that they come to for help with things that they don't trust their parents with

You'll be the guy they come to when they start feeling weird around boys and want to understand why they feel that way

You'll be the guy they come to when they have a new outfit but they're afraid it looks bad on them and they need an honest adult opinion

Then when they enter highschool a those children will stop looking at you as uncle anon and you'll become just Anon. A few will stop coming as they find boyfriends and lovers, but those who don't will stick around looking for any excuse to stop by for coffee and cookies as if they were still five years old.

Then the last one will confess that she's been madly in love with you since she was little and wants you to be her firstand lastand her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603112
Why would your immortal waifu care about what other people think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603093
>Spoiler
I thought it was going to be, "But I would NOT want it to be in a murder suicide."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603096
By not being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603113
That is sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602305
Huuuuugs! Waaarm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603113
>being an MG's panty friend
>thinking a few gray hairs are gonna keep that GILF dick dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600752
My God.
The King has returned.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, I'm feeling antsy and frisky! Can you help me calm down by reading an incestuous tale of a boy and his succu-nee-san and then tell me how it can be improved upon in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a vampire then watch some old Dracula movies with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603137
I wanna marry a GILF Monster Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603141
How will you stop her from falling for Christopher Lee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603088
>Finally, you pick up the final piece of her outfit
>It's just a plain, white strip of cloth with a large, round knot in the middle of it
>"Open."
>Noel obediently opens her mouth for the gag
>You slide the knot between her teeth and tie the cleave gag tightly behind her head
>"mmmmmph..."
>Noel moans deeply; being gagged is one of her favorites
>You pull her onto the bed with you and position the two of you like you normally would if you were going to sleep
>You feel your erection bounce a bit between your legs as you reach for the remote to Noel's pasties
>"Hhhmmmmmm..."
>the Mouse's passionate moan reverberates through the room as the pasties covering her tiny nipples buzz to life inside her straitjacket
>You set the remote down and slowly, deliberately wrap your arms around Noel, pulling her close
>With one hand, you slide the crotch strap of Noel's straitjacket out of the way as your rock hard member slides between her thighs
>"Here we go Noel. It's time."
>You slowly part the Mouse-girl's pussy lips with your tip
>"Happy anniversary, little Mouse."
>You thrust yourself inside of her, burying yourself in her tiny, hot folds
>"MMMhhnnnnnn..."
>"Yeah, it feels good, right Noel? You like my penis filling you deep inside like this?"
>Thrust.
>Noel bleats and moans through the gag tied tightly in her mouth
>Thrust.
>You pull her closer, cuddling her as tightly as possible as you gently fuck her
>"I'm filling you up, Noel. I'm filling the girl I love with myself."
>Her eyes roll up into the back of her head
>Thrust.
>"That's you Noel. You're my little Mouse. You're the little Mouse that I love."
>"Mmmm Mhiphrrrrrr...."
>the bound, helpless Mouse bucks her hips against you as lewd slapping noises fill the room
>Thrust. Thrust. Thrust.
>Your pace quickens as pleasure builds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603143
By using hugs and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603140
>tale of a boy and his succu-nee-san
Alp just wrote that the other day.

The fact that the boy winds up becoming an Alp nonwithstanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603146
Well I suppose that could work.
>>13603147
Yes, that's good, go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603140
Nii Nii is tired tonight. How about we play Nyquil 20 questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602832
Would you whisper sweet encouragements into her ears when she's in the middle of a SSS cuhrayzee combo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603166
Nigga I will Dance Macabre you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603144
>"I'm going to fill you with my seed Noel! My hot, sticky cum is going to shoot inside of you!"
>Your loving, devilish crooning sends the Mouse-girl into an earth-shattering orgasm
>Her walls clench around you as she moans and bucks wildly, but your pace never wavers
>"We're going to make babies together. Lots and lots of cute little daughters, all for my Noel!"
>You are barely holding on now, you are about to erupt inside the helpless, pleasure overloaded Mouse cuddled tightly to your chest
>Here... I.. come!"
>Your body spasms as your orgasm hits
>Load after load of hot, sticky sperm floods inside of your Mouse-waifu
>"HHMMMMNNNNNN!!! NNEEEEEEE!!"
>Noel moans and squeals loudly through her cleave gag as she feels her belly bulge as it fills with your cum
>"There you go, little Mouse. There is your reward for your patience today. You've been such a good girl, Noel... I love you."
>"Eeeh rrrph ruu huu Mhrrphrr!"
>You smile as Noel desperately tries to speak through her gag
>A great wave of fatigue washes over you; it's takes almost your full focus keep your eyes open now
>You sigh contentedly as you begin to doze
>You can already feel Noel snoring peacefully in your arms
>To you, Noel falling asleep while completely bound and helpless was one of the cutes things in the universe, especially if you got to cuddle her too
>Somehow, you just knew that the medicine you had taken had worked, and that at least one daughter would join the two of you in nine short months
>A lot had to happen before then, but you were ready
>You and Noel were more than ready.

And that's that. This was a pretty good time. I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/HEtcUqd6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603166
Nothing gets me hot and bothered like watching a skilled DMC player go to town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603188
>I hope you enjoyed it
Very much so. Excellent work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603188
Thanks for writing that. I like a little bondage from time to time and the mouse was very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603190
Like Donguri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603200
>>13603204
Thanks and you're welcome! It's definitely good to have something a bit kinkier around here. This is only the tip of my /d/ iceberg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602209
http://pastebin.com/AraEEWDh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603218
>Just finish compiling Necromancer green texts.
>Sweet, lets set this to private an-
>Other Anon has compiled it for me.

I am stealing your format because it's better than mine.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603245
glad to be of service, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603248
Take a werekitten or werepup while I do this.
There's some stuff that isn't mine but it's easier to delete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603251
thanks for the wereqt

[Anonymous No.]

Would you buy a Calendar of your Waifu, and every month had a different picture of her doing something festive?

What waifu would you have your calendar be, and what are notable seasonal things she'd do?

[Anonymous No.]

>Miia will never wrap you up, cuddle close you, and sleepily whisper loving things into your ear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7MTfZ0XYpY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603274
No Anti-Spiral No Watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603274
>ASMR
I just can't get into it man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
>Dormouse daily calender
>Every day a different sleeping location and/or outfit
>Summer months have dormice sleeping on the beach and in the park
>Winter has them napping by the fire and bundled up in thick were-sheep wool blankets
>On April Fools day it's a jinko sleeping in a dojo
I'd buy it yearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603276
That has nothing to do with the video

and he does anti spiral in the pv, several times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603280
Damn dormice are cuddleable.
10/10, would cuddle
which isn't saying much because I'd cuddle everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603274
ASMR feels like I'm about to be murdered by the speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

Guide puppy time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603292
Right after Maus? Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
Centaur waifu.
Every month I would have her cosplay as a different monster girl that is a representation of that month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
A Dragon calendar? Huh. Each month would need an elaborate set-up for her to bother posing, but I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603292
Do it.
DOOOO IT!
Nothing brightens my night like adorable seeing eye puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
>Would you buy a Calender of your Waifu
Hell yes.

>What waifu?
Um, mine, obviously?

>Anubis Calender
>Warm months have spreads featuring different desert-themed outfits and locals
>Cooler months have more exotic, cooler locations and warm, cozy outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602543

>You've known your slime waifu for awhile
>She started off pretty simple with just wanting to be fed with your semen but she grew more intelligent as time went on
>There was one peculiar thing that you noticed.
>Namely she took more interest in the human body.
>You've caught her observed your simple mundane movements; how you walk, your posture, seeing you breathe, and so on
>And then she pestered you to take her to the library
>She check out a bunch of books about the human body and thoroughly read through all of them.
>She then asked you for a strange request
>That she wanted to go inside your body and "experience you"
>You obliged though uncertain if it would be alright.
>She didn't seem any more certain herself.
>The next day you felt a small weight in your chest
>And then you noticed that your slime waifu no longer had a core
>You asked and she said she was able to cut you open while you slept and she put her core next to your heart.
>She took off about half of her body, saying that now she wanted to explore you
>And so she did, entering your chest directly.
>She was thin enough so that it wasn't uncomfortable but you could still sort of feel her moving around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603274
Fucking ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

Assemble your party and choose your quest!

Group name:

Tank:
Healer:
Support:
DPS:
Other/Mascot:

Quest:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
>Crap, gotta roll
>Uhhhhh Doppelganger!

Every month is her pretending to be a different girl and wearing seasonal clothes.
The only way you can tell its her is because her eyes are the same.
During the month of her birth it's actually the real her and it's a picture of when I snuck up on her when she was asleep in her true form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603305
Dammmmmmmmmmmmmn I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
Group name: The Bobcat Bobcuts

Tank: Dwarfbro in Slime Armor
Healer: Healslut human boy
Support: You have my bow
DPS: Amnesiac Lich who doesn't remember any of her old spells
Mascot: Playboy Bunny Wurm

Quest: Whatever we get paid for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310

Team: Dead Heads

Tank: Zombie
Healer: Lich
Support: Ghost
DPS: Dullahan
Mascot: Me

Quest: Survive the honey moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603305
I love slimes. They are my favorite MG. To be honest though this premise is absolutely terrifying to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
>Jinko Calander
>Every month is either her working out at the gym, showing off her lickable abs, or doing martial arts.
Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603329
>Jinko Calendar
>this item is no available

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
Group Name: A Harem

Tank: Dragon Berserker
Healer: Anubis Cleric
Support: Nightmare Assassin
DPS: Black Mage (Me)
Mascot: Thunderbird Rocker

Quest: We seek the Grail!
To sell for a handsome profit. Other than that, general adventure.

If anybody's wondering about why a "Thunderbird Rocker", the answer is Mad Max Fury Road.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl to attempt seduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
Crow Tengu. Each month would be her and her friends reenacting a different myth or legend. I would play the role of any maiden they needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603305
I want to cut a hole in my chest and use my slime-waifu's core like Tony Stark uses his arc reactor! I want to become Slime Man and deliver JUSTICE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603335
Anubisfucker, since when were you a black mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603340
Would you also do like Tony Stark does and pee in your Slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603331
I'm still mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603344
Since always. I'm always the Black Mage whenever I play an RPG.

Though in FFXIV, I've been multi-classing as a Black Mage and Dragoon. Almost finished maxing out Ninja too. After that, thinking I'll max Archer for the heck of it.

Mostly cause Archers get the fanciest equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

Group name: TBD

Tank: Slime
Healer: Shirohebi/Holst
Support: Living Doll/Mouse
DPS: Me generic swordfag
Other/Mascot: Hummingbird-chan

Quest:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
>Kunoichi

>Each month is a photo of her stalking you
>Once a year passes you wake up in a different bed with your new Kunoichi wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603270
> Kikimora
> Each month is her cleaning with a different tool
> Each month it gets a little bit lewder
> Final pictures is her laying in a bed, beckoning you closer.
> Wait that looks like your be-

[Anonymous No.]

Might be a bit fucked up but I always wanted to see a wurm reacting to her first period and being freaked out and crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603347
She's a fan of watersports, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603305
>This was such a bizarre and unbelievable sensation
>And yet here it was.
>On her end she was able to move around and she saw fit, careful not to harm organs.
>Your hands, your feet...you could feel her just about everywhere
>When she finally exited she told you about how wonderful your body is, how wondrous it was to see you inhale and exhale, to see your brain do it's mundane actions..
>She even took some sperm which certainly explains that weird sensation you had down there awhile back
>You had sex with each other but it was different now.
>She seemed more knowledgeable in how to give you more pleasure
>And after that she wrapped you up in her slime and massaged your entire body carefully going on about "Oh yes, I have to take care of my husbands legs that do so much walking.." and other similar things.
>Every now and again she'd explore your body. But she never took her core out of your chest.
>You could feel it's subtle warmth in your chest which was kind of comforting.
>Your slime waifu wanted to keep it in to "be more connected with you" and insisted it wouldn't harm you.
>You conceded but then as weeks went on something was off..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
Group name: The No-Lifers

Tank: Dullahan
Healer: Lich
Support: Vampire Mage
DPS: Dhampir Fencer
Mascot: Me obviously

Quest: Take over an old Gothic style house we can all live in and use as a base of operations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603353
I see. This has revealed completely new dimensions to your character. And to the relationship with your wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
Group name: Succs to beat you

Tank: Amazon
Healer: Dark Priest
Support: Succubus
DPS: Kunoichi
Other/Mascot: Alp

Quest: Exploring far and wide, bringing justice to the countryside by finding the neverdowells and raping the evil out of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603358
Would you teach the young Wurm about puberty and the things her body is going through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603357
Playing the long con, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
>Group name:
Snakes and Larders
>Tank:
Me
>Healer:
Holst White Mage
>Support:
Echidna Pregomancer
>DPS:
Apophis Pyromancer
>Other/Mascot:
Sandworm housing/transportation
>Quest:
Defeat all dungeon mid-bosses and replace them with our offspring, thus obtaining a source of defeated adventurers. We will establish an oasis trading post and sell them as husbandos to the highest bidder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603361
please don't be bad end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310

Group Name: The Losers Club

Tank: Knight Myself
Healer: Kikimora
Support: Inari
DPS: Kraken
Other: Hinezumi (Offense)

Quest: Fighting the Great Tortoise, Eater of Worlds. ...or determining the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603370
>Pregomancer
Does she grow stronger the more pregnant she is or does she allow you to induce pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603364
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by all that, but I'll take your word on it.

Out of curiosity, what class would you have preconceived me as being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310

Group Name: MP

Party Leader: Tanuki
Tank: Chimera
Healer: Troll
Support: Lich
DPS: Kikimora
Mascot: Valkyrie

Quest: Create a just nation that will unite the people under a single banner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
Group name:DNA Do Not Adjust

Tank: Jabberwock
Healer: Cheshire
Support: Ranger (Me)/Cupid
DPS: Hinezumi
Other/Mascot: A Clumsy Ren Xiongmao Mage

Quest:

[Anonymous No.]

>It's the weekend
>April is hiding with you in a hallway closet
>The puppy is shaking in fright and holding onto your hand extra tight
>Such a simple hiding spot can't fool your mother
>She slides the door open and makes April yelp in a very dog-like manner
>Mother scoops April up while the puppy pleads
>"You need those shots young lady! We'll go clothes shopping after!"
>Your father comes by to take your hand
>He's going to need to go too in order to keep the puppy from escaping them
>So you're going next door to play with May until they get back
>He takes you over and hands you off to May's mother
>You're shown into the new house carefully by the mother were-cat and taken to a room where you can hear a television
>You can't tell what is on it due to lack of descriptive audio
>May stays very quiet as you sit down next to her
>You hear her mother giggle
>"I'm going to go work in the other room, you can take care of him right?"
>May hesitates
>"Uhm... I g-guess... maybe... yeah?"
>May's mother leaves the room, telling you to call if you need anything
>Somehow this seems like a bad idea
>You sit there for a short while, not sure what to talk with May about
>The television is changed to a different show with descriptive video
>You thank May
>"Y-you're welcome."
>Awkwardness continues
>You try to start a conversation by asking how she's liking preschool
>Just answers with "It's o-okay."
>Stand up and say you want some water
>May springs up with a small whine
>"I-I'll get it for you!"
>In her rush she trips over something on the ground and falls over
>Right into you
>The soft carpet thankfully cushions the fall
>You ask if she's alright, even if she landed on top of you
>Feel her feel around while whining again
>"M-my glasses fell off!"
>She wears glasses?
>The kitten crawls off of you and blindly feels around
>You offer to help
>As you feel around you find numerous toys strewn about the carpet
>No wonder she tripped
>Wait, what do glasses look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
Group name:DNA Do Not Adjust

Tank: Jabberwock
Healer: Cheshire
Support: Ranger (Me)/Cupid
DPS: Hinezumi
Other/Mascot: A Clumsy Ren Xiongmao Mage

Quest: Clear and Settle in the legendary subterranean dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603305
>>13603340
> Man is in a horrible accident, leaving most of his body crippled and destroyed
>His slime wife finds him on the verge of death, knowing that help would never arrive in time to save him
>She takes his body into her, recreating bones, mending muscle and guts to the best of her ability.
>Her last act is to join her core and his heart, breathing life into his body
>Then, she allows her conscious mind to fade away, knowing that an distraction or slip-up could lead to him dying
>Her now unconscious body is now a life support for him, he might look terrifying, being a corpse suspended in slime, but he'll live
>All because of his wife's sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603396
fuck man why did you have to do that why couldn't she have used the slime in him to like cushion the accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603377
Well uhh, Dragons, Anubis and Nightmare made me think that you'd be the team mascot. Now that you're a mighty magician, you don't come off as the cute team pet like I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603396
I didn't ask for these feels...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603368
With that boy she's always with, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603396
And thus, a hero was born. The hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603402
Right-o then. Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603374
Using my sperm as a catalyst she can induce and manipulate pregnancy.

She also has a buff that increases all stats. It's a group buff that doubles in effectiveness once for each pregnancy in the party. Multiple unborn children in a single womb, such as with twins or the like, count as multiple pregnancies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603409
Of course if you're dealing with girls like that, you can still be their pet despite your UNLIMITED POWER, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603310
I'm gonna roll for everything but me, the group name, and the quest.

Group name: The Band of the Flame

Tank: Lizardman
Healer: Apophis
Support: Sylph
DPS (Leader): Me, pyromancy for life.
Other DPS: Manticore
Other/Mascot: Siren

Quest: Bodyguarding to get money, with the additional goal of slapping some sense into the Sabbath so they stop forcing their shit fetish on people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603361

>You weren't sure what was wrong.
>But then you noticed that your heart beat was..different.
>Not only that but you couldn't feel that slight warmth in your chest anymore.
>You were both worried so you want to the local Lich to find out what's going on.
>She put you under the knife and began her work, telling your slime waifu to wait outside
>She waited outside anxiously.
>But not for long and the normally calm and monotone Lich let out a "What?!" from inside the operation room
>A short moment later she came outside to the waiting area and urged your slime waifu inside and woke you up.
>The Lich seems at a total loss for words
>But both of you want to know whats wrong.
>"So, you put your core in his chest; next to heart even."
>The slime nods
>She closes her eyes and lets out a sigh.
>She points at your slime waifu
>"Your core has fused"
>She then points at you
>"With his heart."
>A long silence follows.
>You ask her to explain further but she shakes her head
>"I don't know. But your heart is now an organ I have never seen before. I have no idea if it'll be detrimental to your health or even if it'll change you as time goes on. It's all hearsay."
>You then notice that the Lich never sewed you up and express your surprise.
>"Yes yes.. But first...Let me test a little theory..I don't think I'll need to do anything.."
>She tells your slime waifu to close you up.
>She's doubtful she can be she tries
>And your chest closes up, seemingly on it's own.
>There's no trace of you being opened up to begin with either.
>Another long silence follows.
>She tells your waifu to keep a close eye on you and to immediately tell her should anything else unexpected happen.
>You and your waifu leave, not really sure what to say to each other
>All you know for sure is that you're no longer human but something else entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603383
>You ask May that odd question
>"W-well, they're glassy and have thingies on them."
>That really doesn't help you much
>Your hand feels something that doesn't feel like a toy moments later
>Feel it carefully, it certainly seems like something to fit over someone's face
>Inform May of your discovery
>The only problem is getting them to her
>You two follow each others voices
>Then you feel something press up against your face
>You're sure it's May's face, especially after you hear her jump back with a surprised mew
>She's stammering and tripping on her words more than usual
>You just hold her glasses out for her to take
>Not that she can see them
>It takes a while for May to calm down
>You ask why she's acting so weird
>She's rather nervous about why
>Almost can't get it out
>"B-because w-w-w-eeh k-k-ki-kissed!"
>Is that what kissing was?
>She still hasn't taken her glasses back
>You think you can hear a giggling coming from a different direction
>"K-kissing is wh-when two p-people touch l-lips!" May blurts out
>So, you two did kiss
>For a second
>Your face starts to feel hot again
>Neither of you want to say anything now
>Eventually May feels around and takes her glasses from you
>She gets up and fetches the water you wanted
>You two just 'watch' television for a while
>You're too nervous to ask May to take you to the bathroom
>Can only hope April comes back soon

[Anonymous No.]

So how come you never play Monopoly or Clue or other board games with your Nee-san anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603425
awesome we have regeneration and our waifu is still cute. Boy I hope we still are a male by the end of the story

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty everyone, time for me to hit it.

Here's the Necromancer Green text located in my pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/9mPAwqpi

Keep on going and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
Nee-san always hides the game pieces in her cleavage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603443
Trebien!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
Cause she's a SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
I never played them to begin with.

Fuck those games.

That and Succubi are cheating whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
Because Monopoly is crap and you don't want to play DnD.
That and I don't live at home anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603443
I feel for the necromancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603419
Black Magic also has interesting uses in the bedroom, so there's that.

Being petted is nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
We could play some candy land

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603458
Should we explore this avenue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603460
With the candy being your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603465
No the board game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
Because the last time we played Monopoly you tried to offer me a "courtesy service" every time I stopped at one of your hotels, and when we play Clue you always try and tie me up during your turn for questioning.
It makes me feel weird inside and I'm not sure if I like it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603425
Waifu controlled regeneration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603467
W-With your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603476
No sex just dice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
Well, for starters, you need three people for Clue. I'm sure you remember the last time we had a three-way; hell, the jock strap is still buried somewhere in the backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603438
Oh the innocence of children

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603478
Do the dice have little penis' on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603480
Frieza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603486
Zarbon?
Aren't you dead?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play strip poker with a Succubus, but instead of her taking off clothes she has to put on clothes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603490
If Nappa can be a ghost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603486
>>13603490
Fuck both of you, I read that in their abridged voices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603492
LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603440
Because it's always "Nee-san raped Anon in the living room with her bare hands!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603497
>bare hands
>not pussy
Huh. Rough handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603490
Well you're also dead? Are we in HFIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603496
If she loses she has to hold my hand and nothing else for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603500
Zen you vill do squats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603438
So precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603499
>>13603497
I want Nee-san to rape me with her bear hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603494
Nappa?
Which dirty monkey was that?
Whatever, they'll all be dead soon anyways.
Now, if you're done floating about like a lackadaisicall slacker, get outside the ship and bring me the dragon balls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603503
Literally worse than yuri, futa, and NTR all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603494
>>13603500
>>13603505
I don't know what this has to do with monstergirls, but it is amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603508
>>13603509
Goddammit, this DBZA stuff needs to stop before I go rewatch it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603517
>>13603516
Sayian Girls are monstergirls rights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603517
I rewatched it all and then caught up the other day
It was nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603512
Then we'll go to sleep in separate beds after a kiss on the cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603517
It's a slippery slope that leads to the Xenoverse playthrough anon.
I just thought of Monstergirl Dumplin and now I think I'm too terrified to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603500
Dead?
Me? The mighty lord Frieza?
No, Namek was but a set back.
Once I go see daddy, he and I are going to teach that horrid little monkey what it means to anger me.
I think I'll start with his son, little....Zarbon, whats his name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603519
Are aliens Monster Girls?
>>13603521
>>13603525
I think I'm just going to DODGE this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603523
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603525
OMNISEXUAL so get into her fuck box

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603525
God damnit Anon.
There are things I do and do not need to think of.
That is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603519
Oh hell yeah.
One day Plague's gonna finally make porn of his Saiyan ladies and it will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603519
I hope so, then I can post Plague of Gripes art with impunity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603531
Not to mention if she tries to rape me she'll be surprised by the sight of my chastity belt absolutely covered in holy wards.

I will tease my Succubus wife for a whole month!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603535
>>13603538

I would make dirty half-breed monkeys with all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603438
>Finally you hear the front door opening and the patter of rapidly approaching footsteps
>April nearly bowls you over as she slides into a hug
>From how much her tail and wagging behind her you guess she really missed you
>"I'm back Anon! I'm sorry I left! You weren't scared were you?!" April asks in her excessive worry, before getting really happy "Hi May!"
>"H-h-hello..." May squeaks out, muffled by something
>April's keen senses pick up the tension in the air
>"What's wrong?"
>You tell her nothing was wrong, but you had to use the bathroom
>Don't want her finding out about the accidental kiss
>You're embarrassed enough
>April yips with joy and takes your hand after standing
>Once you stand up she leads you all over the first floor looking for the bathroom
>Finally you find it, April tells you a map before closing the door behind you
>The relief is great
>With that taken care of and hands washed, April guides you back to the room you were in before
>You can hear your mother talking with May's mother in the other room
>April sits down right next to you, tail lightly batting your back while you all 'watch' the television
>April doesn't seem to be watching, she's sensing something happened
>"What'd you two do while I was gone?"
>May just whines and muffles her voice more
>You feel your face turning red again
>The puppy can't miss that hint
>"Did you two kiss?"
>As blunt as ever
>Whatever May's reaction is tips the puppy on
>"Not fair! I wanna kiss Anon too!"
>Wait, what is she-
>April pounces on you, and you feel her kissing your face all over
>With her arms wrapped around you there is no choice but to take it
>After a good minute of this the puppy finally gets off you and pulls you to a sitting position
>You're stupefied
>May thumps as she faints
>April is just sitting there with her tail in maximum overwag
>And you can hear the adults giggling at the scene
>Not sure how this could get any more embarrassing
>"Anon tastes like cookies!"
>Thanks April

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you for signing up for the MG-H match program. We have now generated 3 perfect matches for you. Which one will you pick /mgg/

1st Match) Tanuki - Cynical and business first type of girl, her immense wealth allows her to purchase anything that she pleases along with her merchant prowess to turn a profit on any kind of business that catches her eyes. She will constantly use her money to seduce you, and keep you under her wraps as you are the first thing that meant more than money to her.

2nd Match) Vampire - An overall serious person, she holds her position as a vampire in high regards and expects you do the same. In public she will constantly treat you as nothing more than a butler or lover she has to put up with, though when alone she drops that facade and apologizes letting you know how much she adores you. Her wealth is medium at best, but she is royalty in the undead world.

3rd Match) Troll - Kind and dignified this beaut loves to spend her time outside providing support to public events and growing, maintaining, and selling flowers to couples. She's not very rich, but makes up with a heart of gold as she does her best to help people and take care of wild animals who are injured.

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>>13603463
I will if I ever write a story involving a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603541
I have no words. My innocence is shattered. Good job, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603545
2

[Anonymous No.]

MGC Central Admin is pleased to announce tonight's 5 lovely ladies available for dating.
As something new and unique we have picked 5 women who are professionals or civil servants .

Get ready to choose one of these grand ladies

1) Police woman
2) Fire woman
3) Parks Department
4) Health and human services
5) Road works

These wonderful women's profiles will be posted here shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603517
New episode just a day or two ago.

Cell is great, and Tien is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603550
Maybe I'll fuck another girl in her bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603545
Gimmie that coon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603547
That's nice. Now what should I write?

1. Yetis
2. Slime, Undine and human in the desert
3. Sea Slime breeding
4. Thief stealing a heroic destiny and getting involved with a Dragon
5. Creepy Crawly getting dance lessons from a horny old cat
>>13603560
>What, was Krilling busy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
I'll go with the Parks girl.

>>13603560
I loved that scene even in the original anime, fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603561
Meh, that's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603545
all are actually decent. probably will go with meaty hands or vampire

>>13603559
Health and human services

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603544
Going to leave it here, since this is all I had in mind for this at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
Police Woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603569
An Angel to be precise.

The same Angel that made her high school years a living hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603545
I'll take the Vampire, she sounds pretty good.

>>13603559
Health and Human services.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
1) This little mouse girl is one of the best traffic patrols officer, she is of the best drivers and specializes in high speed pursuits , don't let her diminutive size fool you, her 42 inches of height is no problem for her.
She is very assertive, social and wants to find a man that can keep her happy, do this for her and she will spoil you with more affection that you will know what to do with.

<continued>
Sexymousecop.jpg<<

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603565
My vote goes to pregnant Sea Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
Parks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
Parks Department sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
Road works, might be able to relate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
Roadworks.

>>13603545
I'll go with 1.
She doesn't need to buy me things though, just cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Buu-girl count as a slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603574
k.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread now belongs to the mighty Saiyan race.

Prepare to be conquered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603572
Thanks for the story. Hope you get to feeling all right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603586
>That hair

retarded even for a Saiyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603572
Did good son.
Keep that noggin intact, otherwise you may get used to stuff hitting it.
I have, thank you playing goalie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603586
Alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603588
Well YOU can tell her that. I'm going to be a good slave and NOT get vaporized by overpowered monkey women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603425

>You really didn't know what to say to each other about this.
>She apologized to you and you forgave her of course but still the certainty of what was going to happen next bothered the both of you
>Still you were both curious about what she could do now
>So the two of experimented with this new found inhuman organ
>She can now enter and exit your body with much greater ease.
>Being able to experience what you can if she wishes to
>Being able to see what you see, hear what you hear...there seems to be no limit
>She had to exit you early though as it was overwhelming for her
>Time continued on and rumors about you and your wife spread
>Humans were horrified by it; especially ones in anti-monster areas who used it as fuel against monsters. "They don't just kidnap and rape now! They mutate your own organs to suit their twisted ends" would be an example of what they'd say.
>But even most monsters found the idea bizarre as well.
>A paladin found where you lived some days later and tried to kill you under orders.
>Your slime waifu now rarely leaved your body and she became more and more dependent on you
>You tried to run away but he cornered you even with your slime wife bolstering you ability
>He raised his sword and prepared to be done with it
>But in everyone's surprise his sword harmlessly bounced off of your skin.
>He ran away in fear of you.
>You're kind of afraid of of you as well to be fair.
>You had an idea you wanted to try out though
>You dived into a clean body of water
>And you were able to be in there comfortably.
>There was no fear or panic to go to the surface to get air.
>You had a feeling you could stay down here as long as you'd like actually.
>Just what were you becoming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603579
You just might get it, being the only voter and all. Not today though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603593
I just have to train hypertonic lion tamer and I will be stronger than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603576
2) This sexy lady deals with the heat everyday and walks through it with a breeze, one of the most unique of all the officers of the fire department, she is a true dragon of the fire force. being immune to fire is why this grand and noble red dragon has been combating fires for years with the MGC Fire department .
standing a good 7 feet tall, she wants to find a kind intelegent man to spend time being intimate with and who will support her being a firewoman , she will not just being a great wife and mother, but someone who will offer you a grand middle class lifestyle!

Sexyfirefighterdragoninasexyfirefighteroutfit.jpg<<

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>>13603586
Can I still have a fairly normal life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603598
Someone has to farm the radishes.

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>>13603586
>History buff
>Delicious brown
>Great ass
>Could probably kick my ass without even thinking
10/10 would give a strong child.
I remember hearing somewhere that human/saiyan children are practically guaranteed to be really strong.

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>>13603594
Aw shit, we're becoming the ultimate husband/wife team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603594
we need to let her out of our body and give her fresh air

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603587
>>13603589
Thanks. If I can't come up with anything else in the next few days for preschool days I'll be time skipping to middle school next time I feel up to continuing it. Might be hard since I'm trying to think up specifics for a prose story too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603595
That's fine. I've been waiting for an update for a while. I can wait a little longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603601
As long as my employers don't try to hit on me I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603586
I want to get her a box-set of some documentary series on World War 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603606
Sunday/Monday it is then. Since you cared. We'll have to see if I still remember how to write a silly rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603594
For now the of them needs some cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603611
I'll be looking forward to it, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603586
She seems impressed by stories of Human royal families fucking each other over.
I want to teach her about the War of the Roses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
3) Park Ranger Elf.
This High Elf is one of the best naturalists ever to come to MGC. she is very intelligent, highly schooled (doctorates) , and she seeks a kind human male to make her feel like a person, she is constantly tired of being treated like a sex object , and she wants a man who will respect her for her mind , giving her intelligent conversations and enjoys spending time in nature.
if you can be this man , she will become the model perfect elvan wife for you.
Hope you like rural living, cause her home is on the edge of the woods!

Sexyelfinthewoodswaringverylittle.jpg<<

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603614
That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603617
Shoulda picked the traffic mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603615
Finally, a Monster Girl who appreciates mankind's violent history instead of becoming sad and depressed.

Best space monkey girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603622
My nigga. Ever since that bondage greentext I can't gat mice out of my brain. No, I'm not Nyanon.

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>>13603559
5) Road works engineer tiger girl
This fluffy lady has worked her way up from being a general road laborer to schooling as a civil engineer . she spends a lot of time out working in the field making sure the road are safe and overseeing road projects.
She is a typical civil servant who enjoys the simpler things in life.
She wants to have as many kids as you are willing to give her, so long as she doesn't have to quit work , hope you want to be a househubby, this will be a great life for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603626
Not him but me too. Over the past six months or so Mice has been rising in my personal ranks. I'd probably place them at number three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603626
Mice are love, mice are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603559
I can't wait for my buff construction worker MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603628
Nigger you skipped 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603628
Wait. What was number 4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603544
This puppy. Is so damn adorable.

>>13603566
Me too. Fucking awesome.

>>13603565
Might as well do 4. Still wondering how that all will work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603628
Today tiger was an option.
And I am glad I chose it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603629
I concur. Small girls a best.

>>13603631
I want to stroke her ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603628
>"STOP!"
>"This is a construction zone. Where is your helmet?"

[Anonymous No.]

option 4)
The special surprise!

This lovely lady is a specialist in the healing magic arts, she helps run a clinic in MGC for low income families and single individuals
This kind spirited lady desires to have someone who can fawn over her and take care of her after those long days (3 days a week 12hrs a day) and give her moral and loving support .
being as she uses her spirit energy to heal people means she needs to find a very active partner who will cater to her basic pleasures on a regular basis. so you gentlemen who are out of shape need not apply .
This wonderful Neko really looks forwards to meeting you soon, and has asked me to state here in the profile she will claw the first person who calls her a 'Nekomancer'

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13603651
>Nekomancer
I kekd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603651
NEKOMANCER NEKOMANCER NEKOMANCER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603651
>>13603628
>>13603617
>>13603597
>>13603576
>>13603559
This concludes tonight's MGCs 5 lady offerings

Soon we shall have a great one for you all to enjoy.

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>>13603639
>Might as well
Oh no! Another vote! Now we have a tie!

[Anonymous No.]

I can see the future

[Anonymous No.]

What races would you expect to see as policewomen in MGC?

Dark elf?
Vixens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603188
God damn, the way he talks to her is so fucking hot. Well done nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603625
I prefer them getting depressed


>you will never get your wife to listen to Dan Carlin's Hardcore history podcasts
>she will never hold you close and make you promise to never go off to war

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603668

Valkyries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603668
Canine-types for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603668
Anubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603668
Anubis, actually. Can't get more by the books than them. They'll have hotshot hinezumi partners though.

>>13603667
Tell me the future little man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603594

>Even though she really enjoyed being one with you in this unique way she was depressed over this.
>She exited your body one night. The first time in a long while.
>This has been the case for awhile but instead of being a blue color now she was entirely a reddish color. The color of blood to be exact.
>She started to sob. Apologizing for transforming you into something the world had not seen before; a hybrid of human and slime.
>You looked the same as ever on the outside. Your hair was all where it was before. Your skin felt about the same. But the inside of you was different.
>Your...core didn't beat like a human heart. Not really. And you didn't need to breathe.
>Your wife could also help you by being inside you. If a muscle was sore she could massage from the inside and you'd be as right as rain in little time or give you extra strength to carry what would normally be impossible for you alone.
>You kissed her though. Even though life has been anything but ordinary you still loved her.
>It's been awhile but you had sex with her the old fashioned way. That was something she appreciated very much
>The Order broke into your house and dragged you off, repelling your wife's attempts to free you, taking you into a carriage and quickly taking off, leaving her behind.
>They took you into the gallows, determined to put an end to you once and for all and perhaps out of fear of "infecting other humans"
>They took your head on the noose and hung you.
>Time passed. But as you suspected you weren't choking. You didn't need to really breathe after all. They were shocking beyond anything.
>Ultimately they let you off the noose but you were forbidden to enter any human town or city
>Monsters didn't know what to think of you but they weren't hostile.
>You were allowed to live in a city of Monster girls.
>It seems as though some other slime girls liked the idea of fusing their cores with their husbands
>But your waifu went out to tell your tale to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603677
Does anyone have more delighfully poofy pants than Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603668
Kikimora
They would 'clean up' crime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603677
>>13603679
I want to get strip-searched very thoroughly be an Anubis Officer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603693
She finds a dog biscuit on you. What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603693
You want to be patted down by her big meaty paws don't you Anon?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603695
Tie her down and make her eat it. Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603696
That sounds fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603680

>As a warning of what could follow from doing such things.
>She became something famous among slimes.
>"The Human Explorer" or something you think you've heard they call her as a nickname.
>You yourself were both famous among slimes as a truly unique one-of-a-kind human and infamous amongst the vast majority of humans.
>But that doesn't matter so much to do you. Even though you were irrevocably changed you still enjoyed sex and quiet times with your wife and children away from the human societies.
>And that's just how you like it.

You get one line of text to inspire me and I just go on and on. God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603699
How did you manage that when she was frisking you? Are you a ninja anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603696
Fuck. Yes.

>>13603695
>Acts very offended
>Demands that you meet her in her office to be scolded for such an offense
>Surprises you with a desire to engage in Pet Play
>You take turns with who's the Master, and who's the Pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603702
>Spoiler
I know that feel bro. A simple 'what would happen if hybrid MGs?' question got me to write 30 pages in Word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603693
That's not how it works Anon. Men cannot be strip searched by female officers and investigators.

[Anonymous No.]

The Pharaoh's Anubis Guardswomen are very thorough when it comes to stamping out crime!

Criminals beware!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603706
I mean, her handcuffs were just right there in front of me anon...

>>13603707
Pet Play a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603707
I laugh at her and walk out. If she wants to be treated as a pet, then she deserves none of my respect. I sub for doms only. Not cheap knock off switches.

I then tell all our coworkers, and her coworkers what a submissive slut she really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603714
MGC Rules, anon.

>>13603719
Indeed.

>>13603718
And bless those lovely ladies for their dedication.
I want to meet one after being accused in a minor altercation, taking her out on nice dates, eventually marrying and moving in with her, and massaging away all her tension when she comes home from a long day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603722
That's a paddlin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603713

Yeah that's just how it goes I guess.

In any event, I put in Paste for those interested.

http://pastebin.com/9dY7dXaD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603669
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603727
What, some girl who wants to be a dog is gonna paddle me? Big woop, I'll probably have to keep from smirking throughout the whole thing. And then after she's done, ask her if "She wants her turn now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603718
Not like those hothead hinezumi cops. They all have such short tempers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603725
It will be your responsibility to father a litter of Anubis pups as the next generation of guardswomen.

Your hardworking wife will also need obligatory paw rubs after a hard day's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603736
I happily comply to both these responsibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603702
Damn man. I'm glad my text inspires you more in the future, I enjoyed reading that.

Side note though, nooses kill you by snapping your neck, not choking you. Unless you are unlucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603739

>Side note though, nooses kill you by snapping your neck, not choking you. Unless you are unlucky.

Oh. I probably should've looked into that a bit more but oh well.

Glad you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603545
Danuki, rich NEETDOM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603718
>You will never be a master thief who is always on the run from a Pharaoh Ace Detective
>Whom you admit has rather easily charmed you in looks, but not much in personality
>She will never ruthlessly search for you across the seven continents as you steal only the finest of golds and treasures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603758
Do you sing musical duets with her whenever she tries to confront you to turn you in to the law?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603739
Actually, both methods have been in use. The kind that snaps your neck was the "humane" and "civilized" version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603761
No, but jazzy scat music is played over a series of gunshots and engine roars.
Does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

Could you bathe in a slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603773
of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603776
I want that now also would it count as sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603780
Only if you cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603780
Only if you and she get off. It really depends on the mood though. I imagine bathing in a slime to be more of a relaxing experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603781
will she try and make me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603785
Probably, you are inside of her after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have an overprotective gyaru ushi-oni senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603801
...
Time to hang myself, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603816
I may disagree with your opinion but it's nothing to hang yourself over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603820
No, it's too late. I must find a ceiling fan under which to hang myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603823
That's not load bearing enough to kill yourself anyways. All you're going to do is wreck your ceiling fan and look silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603823
>Implying it will hold your weight
Those modern plastic ball joints are ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603827
>>13603828
As I said, it's too late to talk me out of it.
I've already tied the noose around the ceiling fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603830
You're going to wreck your ceiling fan. What did your ceiling fan ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603827
>>13603828

>Find guy hung on ceiling fan
>First thing the detectives do is comment on the high quality of construction

>That's a hell of a brand Fred.
>Yeah, write it down. It's what I want to use when I remodel my house. It's so hard to find quality appliances these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603834
It failed to take me to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603773
Only one way to find out. Take a dip in the cuddle puddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603836
See and now you look sillly. Just like I said you would.

>>13603837
I want her to feed me grapes while I relax inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>get chased by a herd of holsts for wearing red
>hastily cross a bridge
>trip
>fuck, time for a pelvis workout
>nothing happens
>can hear lots of heavy breathing though
>slowly turn around
>none of them have crossed yet
>they're just standing there on the other side
>faces flushed with unwavering lust and heart pupils
>reaching for you
>inspect the bridge....
>oh, that explains it

And that's the story of how I learned to bully Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603840
And I want to feed a bathing Dragon grapes and massage her shoulders and wings and put a wreathe of flowers on her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603847
Teasing the poor Holstaurs when they have no option but to stare at you longingly. You're a bad person.

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603847
>Running over a cattle guard
>Without looking

That's a fast way to a broken ankle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603851
I understand the grapes and the massage. I don't understand the wreathe. Is it some kind of nature coronation or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603861
I like it when girls wear those. No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603851
>a dragon will never incubate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603865
I was going to bully you but you've found my greatest weakness. Asking nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

What caused your awakening to the wonders of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
Around the time the profile of jabberwock is released. I was indifferent before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
My 12 year old self was very confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
A childhood filled with sexual abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
No clue. Here's something hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603851
here i recolored it
http://puu sh/idbmy/140260b186.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603926
Nice desu nee~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
Probably my female cousin showing me The Last Unicorn when I was like 3. The whole losing what it meant to be a true monster when trapped in a humanoid body was pretty interesting.

>Finally meet a monstergirl waifu
>WHERE WERE YOU
>DAMN YOU
>WHERE WERE YOU?
>When I was young
>When I innocent
>Like those anon's you always come to in the stories
>HOW DARE YOU COME TO ME NOW!
>When I am...this

Oh, you mean wanting to fuck them? Man, once I hit puberty, just about anything with tits was fair game.

At least I'm better than Haggard-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
I think I always liked them, but only a few particular specimens. It probably started with vidya, especially WoW . Catgirls, the usual stuff. It also helped that I had a love of the exotic and was open to weirder body parts. As long as they were pleasurable. When I first saw tentacle porn the my thoughts were: "That must feel good. I want to feel good, I want those things to touch me." Rather than wanting to watch a woman get felt up by them.

Then I played CoC some years later and enjoyed that. Though I always did 100% human Paladin runs, because fuck being a furbait abomination.

Eventually, I found some monstergirl stuff based on the premise of MGQ on literotica. I loved it the whole dynamic.

So I played MGQ, and while I did I also found Perentie's MGE stuff on literotica. Which led me to MGE.

Which I like because it's an MGQ but with less vore, murder, and a million lines about premature ejaculation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
>>13603912
I don't know if it's what awakened me to liking Monster Girls or not, but LadyDevimon was the first anything I was ever sexually attracted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603937
You types sure start young with your wickedness...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
Does Gruntilda count and Ruto
Also this>>13603912

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
I blame Felicia, and I've never even played Darkstalkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603947
Nothin' wrong with likin' Cat Girl Nuns who like to roll around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603912
Following up on this, Pixie from monster rancher didn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yo!
Ammy greets you like you know each other well. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603955
Fuck her like we know each other well

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/s/1c66967205/83731-1

[Anonymous No.]

Kneel beefore your queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603965
Sorry, I'm already taken by the superior chocolate bug queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603955
What >>13603957 said.
Praise the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603961
I remember this one. Good, but also sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603937
>>13603939
First thing I can remember being sexually attracted to was one of the actresses/reenactors at this old west ghost-town. First time I ever saw a woman in a corset. I doubt there were ever any actual old west prostitutes that good-looking. I was 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603970
Can your bug queen do THIS?
http://exhentai.org/s/b1aa95bc2b/677342-270

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when your abomination of a sister will never come home after a year and rape you
http://exhentai.org/g/784724/68002eba94/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604024
>those tags
I still deeply regret reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604044
I got off to the faces
I'm usually able to get off to most things as long as she's enjoying it and it's not NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604053
>I got off to the faces
Lewd expressions a best.
You are my brother in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604044
The blowjob scene is 100% my fetish, the corruption and eyepussy not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603965
>That Skinny Bee Queen
>Kneel before her
I only knee to fattie Bee queens who pump out bee daughterus by the dozen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604150
Shes skinny because she has no baby fat. Shes still a virgin and needs your seed to start a hive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604150
I want the Queen to call me her drone! I want to breed with her and become a honey drenched hiveslut!

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>Be Super Tired
>Monster Wife wants to procreate
>You're REALLY tired though and crawl into bed
>She appears in sexy lingerie
>But you're already asleep
>She gets into bed all huffy
>Grab her and cuddle her in your sleep
Status of your Waifu's heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604197
As a fan of Weresheep this could be common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604200
>You will never kidnap a Weresheep via Fulton

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604197
>Status of your Waifu's heart

Somewhere inbetween "d'aaaaaaaw", and "I'm going to fuck you anyway, especially after that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604205
I'd rather one kidnapped me. She'd be the most adorable kidnapper the world has ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604197
Frustrated, and yet happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken makes a great yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604213
They're also the most gentle rapists. The wool keeps them soft, sleepy, and slow but when they initiate a cuddlefuck they're actually trying to sex you in the traditional monster fashion.

It makes them seem a lot less sweet and innocent when you take this into account.

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>>13603965

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604248
>Kraken waifu wants to learn how to cook for you
>Is really clumsy in the kitchen
>Every time she cuts or injures one of her tentacles she serves it to you for dinner
>Had to grow back half her tentacles once
>Denies it every time, ever since she noticed you didn't exactly like her feeding you her arms
>Even if it's very obvious
>Always gets a little too excited when you eat her tentacles
>Now, she is only allowed to cook if you're watching

[Anonymous No.]

I WANNA RUFFLE THE TAIL FEATHERS OF A CHOCOBO GIRL BEFORE SITTING ON HER BIG FEATHERY BUTT AND RIDING OFF TO KILL SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604253
>It makes them seem a lot less sweet and innocent when you take this into account.
Fine by me. Being given a handjob by an innocent looking rapist while she gently whispers the lewdest things imaginable is right up my alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
greek mithology and no internet on those times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604276
I was more thinking of the whole "shoots out ink so you can't see anything but her" thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604284
Yes. Just imaging being cuddled and gently molested while she tenderly whispers dissonant dirty talk into your ear. That's what makes it all the better.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds? Also snaketits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603679

>By the book Anubis cop.
>Made it through twenty years on the force without even a scratch.
>Got a house.
>Kids.
>A nice boat.
>She can just cruise her way into retirement.
>But man, her new partner...
>A seemingly deranged, gun-slinging, chain-smoking Hinezumi LIVING ON THE EDGE.
>She's either an asshole faking crazy to draw psyche-compensation, that no one wants to work with.
>Or an ACTUAL lunatic teetering on the edge of oblivion with nothing to lose, that no one wants to work with.
>She'll be lucky if she makes it to Christmas dinner at this rate.
>Goddamn.
>She's getting too old for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604326
I know, but I like the mental image of a Kraken or Scylla using their extra arms as a seafood ingredient. That gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604332
>Not a lamia
>Literally just an alien snake with tits
Come on, man, I thought were better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901

My older sister was obsessed with Sailor Moon when we were young and she always got to pick the channels because she cried the loudest and my dad was trying to sleep.

That show was pretty... interesting... for a kid still in his early single digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603188
Glad to see more of this. Keep up the good work.

>>13603572
Nice job, man. This shit is just, too damn adorable.

Man, I hate this schedule, I miss so much of the writing I want to see. Well, at least average wrote some necromancer yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604276
I want to eat kraken sashimi as she focuses all of her attention on me and asks what she tastes like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604351
I don't know about you but I'd hit that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604261
>Turn on flashlight
>Place it down on the ground.
>Run like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604197
But I don't have a waifu, I have a maid who's cleaning my stuff and looking for the right MG for me.

So would Kikimora's be okay with being their masters mistress/Having their masters married to another monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603140
Bitch, you're not my zombie imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604197
>GODDAMMIT MASTER I'M SO GONNA WAKE YOU UP WITH THE NASTIEST BLOWJOB ANY KIKIMORA HAS DONE BEFORE BREAKFAST!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604513
I want to see a tsun Kikimora break down and confess to Master when he's about to get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604540
>Tsundere kikimora
"I'm not going to clean up after you,"
"I don't like when you touch me when I'm cooking."
"It's not like I get up early in the morning to make you breakfast just because you're my master, stupid. Wai! Wait! That came out wrong."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604567
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604567
>tfw you will never tease a tsun kikimora into accepting that she likes to be teased

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to tease a tsundere kikimora is by asking her to sort through a pile of documents.
>At first it starts out normal, financial stuff, bills, the usual stuff
>A few sheets in is a note
>"I know you watch me sleep"
>Her face turns red as a lobster but she still continues
>It goes back to normal with some invoices and bank statements
>"You should join me sometime, watching is boring"
>She tries to say something but all that comes out is incoherent noises
>Still not fully recovered she flips to the next page only to be met by a photo of her getting changed you took the other day
And that's how you get a broom shaped indent in your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never creampie the creepy crawly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604618
It was worth it just to see her a stuttering blushing mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604621
I'm cool with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604621
A sad fact of life. I'd settle for an Oomukade lewd though, there's not any art of her doing anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604625
>>13604618
I wonder with all those MG's running around raping men easily. How does a Kikimora protect their masters who they chosen to serve from harm/rape?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a shy Kikimora.
>Always think she's shy because of her small breasts
>Her outfit and apron are clearly designed to hide them
>Walk in on her changing one day and see she's got an ass that would make an Irishman cry out in terror
>Calling her pear shaped is almost an understatement
>Turns out she's been shy because she's not built slender like most Kikimoras
>Little does she know, she's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604653
Other monsters see them as a "couple" regardless of the master and Kikimora's official status. Just by living with one he'd likely have her scent on him from when she helps him get dressed in the mornings for example.

They're rapists but honourable rapists. They're not going to steal a Kiki's target.

[Anonymous No.]

> Wake up in the middle of the night, stomach growling.
> New maid has forced me onto a diet, wont even let me finish any of the junk food I already had bought, except as treats for when I do something she approves off.
> Keeps guilting me from eating it, looking at me with tears in the corners of her bright eyes.
> unfair really.
> Get out of bed and head to the kitchen.
> Maybe you'll have just a little, tiny slice of cake, just to get asleep. And Maybe some chips, just a few. Need to wash it down, maybe a soda? Yeah, a soda.
> Tip-toe to the refrigerator, mouth already salivating a bit.
> She'll never have to know, I'll be in and out.
> As I open it, hear the sound of liquids being slowly poured into a cup.
> Mouth drops in terror, as my eyes slowly pan up.
> Sitting onto of the refrigerator, her legs crossed and her dress perfectly smooth, is the Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604668
> She's slowly pouring a small cup of tea.
> Her eyes aren't even open, as fear fills my fragile being.
" Trouble sleeping master?" She asks. Theres a strange tone in her voice, like the tone of a cat who found a mouse far away from the hole in the wall.
> My mouth opens and closes a few times, but no words come out, as panic sets in.
" I-I...uh y-yeah, couldn't sleep, S-So I thought I would...you know, patrol the house? Make sure...we were safe?"
> I sound very unsure of my own answer.
> She finishes filling the cup of tea, and hands it down into my shaking hands.
" Oh, What a lucky maid I am to have such a diligent and brave master, I feel so safe already~." She coos, smiling gently.
" Y-yeah haha, that me you know?!
> One of her bright eye's opens, peering down at me, as I quake under her stare.
" Such a master would never, ever cheat on his diet, that his hardworking maid put so much effort into."
" Because such a master would want to live a long, healthy life, so he could spend more and more time with his maid, isn't that right?"
> Dammit knees, stop shaking.
" HAhahahah yeah I love my diet...hahahaha ogodimsoscared."
" I didn't quite hear that master...now drink that tea and get right back to bed, you need to be well rested."
> She leaned forward, both eyes open, a predatory look in them, as she licks her lips.
" I'll be in to...tuck you in, in a moment. I'm sure you'll stay in bed after that."
> Flee back into my room in a babbling mess, and hide under the covers.
> Something else sneaks into my covers with a lusty giggle a few moments later.
> The "work out" she puts me through causes me to loose 3 pounds over night, and makes my pelvis barely usable.
> Diets are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604653
>>13604667

I memory serves me correctly, it's mentioned somewhere in one of the world guide books that MGs that do the dirty with men infuse him with Demonic Energy. So not only is that the stuff that incubizes him, but it lets other girls "sense" he's already taken to prevent NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

Pkay anons, let's make a choice:
Lilim and Jabberwock on a semi-romantic date?
Play time with Wurm and Sandworm?
Or one week with the Monster Lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604668
>>13604670
That's ome scary Kikimora. I wouldn't mind that work out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604667
>They're rapists
>Honourable rapists
I died laughing.

>>13604671
Demonic energy only happens when having sex, and the scent she has can be easily explained by him/wiped off after awhile, or when they change clothes. Not to mention a kikimora's main purpose is to serve, fucking is a second objective which they can ignore completely for the will of their master and several monster girls with intellect can easily know this.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fatten a harpy every year around Thanksgiving, scare her into thinking I'm plumping her up to be dinner, then surprise her with a regular dinner
then repeat this every year because she forgot I did it last year

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604332
I still don't know if X-Com 2 is supposed to be a direct sequel to the first or an alternate timeline scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604680
One week with the demon lord. I wanna see how she runs (or doesn't run) her kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604670
>>13604668
Are you sure you're the master in he relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604680
Playtime sounds fun, lets go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604686
Strictly speaking, if you get chosen by a Kiki, you're going to fuck her eventually. Sure, you can make it so that they are only maids, in your head, but on a base level there is something unclear about them that drives their master to assault them with their lust, which marks them as a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604708
>Strictly speaking, if you get chosen by a monster girl, you're going to fuck her eventually.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604699
I can see a Kiki forcing you to git gud. I mean, isn't that their thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604708
>If you get chosen by a Kiki, you're going to fuck her eventually.
Gotta be paladin and hold off those desires man if you want a Kiki mistress and a MG waifu.

>Trying hold off fucking your Kikimora.
>Dick is erect as you watch your kikimora bend over to clean the lower part of your window.
>She notices you struggling, asks if she can help you.
>Ask her to duck tape your dick so it won't be a problem for you anymore.
>She agree's.
>Right when she is about to put the duck tape on, you grab her by the head and force your broom down her throat.
>She's uses her wet sponge to tidy up the mess you're about to make.
>You fucked up.
>You're Kikimora is smiling happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604691
Would cuddle.
Although I'm curious as to how her flight would be effected

[Anonymous No.]

All the Kikimora love in these threads have made them shoot up a few places in my top 10. Damn you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604722
Sometimes fucking up is for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster girl like animal crossing with dungeoning game be cool? Yay or Nay? Trying to keep /mgg/ discussion rolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604755
I'd play it. Something like RF with more MGs would be pretty cool too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604755
An RPG with camp/party management game-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604680
A week with the Monster Lord could be only amusing, but I'd probably tire fast and a man of more modest pastime anyways. So a daitu with Lilim & Wock duet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604680
If you're still considering this I want a cute time with Wurm and Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604759
This, I can see it being rune factory like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604727
Kikis are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604759
A Rune Factory style game with a focus on monster girls would be great. Trading goods with monster girls, being able to take Salamander mercs into dungeons, wooing the local Lamia by showing her with gifts.

Why does such a game not exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604774
>showing her with gifts
Showering even. Auto correct can go fuck a matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604774
Nobody has thought about it, and if they did think about they need to pull a team together or work on it themselves which will take time.

Me personally I wouldn't mind having a Monster Girl strategy-RPG/nation building game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604774
>Reach apex of game
>Nothing left to it
>Kill self
>Wake up in clinic
>"YOU'RE A GROWN MAN YOU KNOW? TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. THAT'LL BE 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 GOLD."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604774
It did have some monster-but-not girls, at least the last one did.

There was a mermaid, loli butterfly girl, and living doll type. But those were transforming types, not full-time MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604785
Pia was 100/10 waifu material though.
So was that one Innkeeper Milf. UNF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604774
>>13604767
>>13604761
How long do you think a game like this could even last in terms of gameplay? Unless their was a stream of quest/different main stories to follow.

Harem feature would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604817
>RF
>Harem
Too bad. Enjoy your one waifu that isn't the Innkeeper woman from 3 or that one blacksmith from the Wii game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604817
Rune Factory has multi-faceted gameplay. So instead of going dungeon diving, you could spend some time running a kisok to sell stuff you make/find, and also had a basic farming system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604817
It would all depend on how dedicated is the dev to the project.

If I were to make something like this I would attempt to make it as modular as possible so that people could add their own NPC, quests, and locations as they please and then upload it to share with others as mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604827
So a Bethesda game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604774
I'd rather go for the chubby Kiki who helps her mom run the in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603901
Either this cutie or Makoto and Taokaka, I'm sure of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604827
Bethesda's "infinity" quest system (or whatever they called the engine) proved to be a failure in most of the procedurally generated quests ended up being generic fetch/kill X unit quests. That's why they're going back to handcrafting most of the missions in Fallout 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604827
>>13604884
>>13604869
Nah what this guy wants is a ELONA game except with more Monster Girls, less grinding, and lot more movement for NPC's like in AC/RF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604869
>>13604884
That bethesda is shit putting it into practice doesn't mean the idea is all that bad, it just need to be refined and polished that's all-

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604898
>ELONA
>"It's my daughteru's birthday! I need you to get me one pile of shit as a present!"
>"I need you to get the guard's apple for me! Fair or foul!"
>NPC is standing RIGHT next to an apple tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604872
I want a chubby kiki and her fit sister to be my maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604910

>Ara ara holstaur
>"Anon, I'm feeling lonely. Could you bring me a shota so I have some company?"
>She's a school teacher on the playground with kids

[Anonymous No.]

Ah Elona, the only game that lets you eat a hand axe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604918
>Release Fire Giant
>Watch it kill the entire town
>Loot the bodies

>>13604932
And beggar corpses. Also Obsidian shotguns are somehow not a bad idea.
As so are cloth swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604943
>Release Fire Giantess
>Watch it rape the entire town
>Loot the bodies

fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604755
>>13604761

forgot name of game, but there is already one like that. Japanese RPG, where you play an alchemist/crafter - have to maintain your camp, dungeon delving. There are a bunch of romanceable monster girls. Grindy as hell. Turn based combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604960
Kamidori Alchemy Master. Japanese visual novel that has a translation patch to english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604960
Kamidori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604975
>>13604977

yeah, that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604975
I really liked Kamidori, but I was looking forward to an Asmodeus scene, and never got one. The fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604977
>>13604975
>Kamidori
>Come for the porn, stay for the gameplay.
Forget about porn for gameplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604670
OK. That's it. I'm getting a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604726
Given Papi, who probably weighs no more than 150 pounds, carried Miia, who probably weighs 3X as much.
It's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604996
Crab Nichole-san really dropped the ball there.
Most birds aren't really capable of carrying heavy things due to the fact that they need to be as light as possible to actually fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604996
Huh, makes sense I guess.
Chubby harpy here I come!
Time for milk and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604991
I'm not even sure why that anon is a pussy, a maid that sternly keeps you in check is a valuable asset to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605005
"Point of a butler/maid is not to keep their master in check, but to keep their master happy and that their wishes are followed through properly without harm or worry to them."

- Quote taken from Alfred in his book "Being the Butler to Batman", Approved and sold in by Wayne Corporation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605005
True. I mean, patriarchal cultural norms aside, it makes sense:

- If you're physically weak, you hire labourers
- If you're bad at math, you hire an accountant
- etc

By that reasoning, if you have weak willpower, it's perfectly reasonable to hire a maid to control what you do.

Also inb4 someone claims tumblr invented the word patriarchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605001

overall harpies in mythology have always been capable of at least carrying off a human.

no one would really be afraid of a monster that is just a big bird.

Don't see why MG harpies should get weaker in that regard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605005
Half the appeal of them to me is that I'm an awful person who realises he needs the right person to whip him into shape. Same reason I'm fond of Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605030
So they should be stronger and carry off things MUCH heavier than even a fat guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605032
Remember that muscle mass is heavier than fat. So if they're able to carry a tub-o-lard, they could also probably carry a well-build soldier or farmer (as they probably did in historical lore)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605039
Then again, they were much bigger than the hyper petite Papi and not trying to carry off Lamia, which could weigh as much as 600+ pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13603912
>>13603953
Good taste, my brother of royal african descent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605020
agreed. It's not even just a matter of willpower.

A person who is really absent minded/forgetful would find a Kikimora really useful to help them organize.

If that person was also understanding of the fact that sometimes one needs to accept other people as a whole, and doesn't think her dom tendencies are all that high a price to pay for the high quality of services she provides they could just learn to live with it.

Also liking femdom doesn't necessarily mean weak willpower - just like enjoying relaxing one's body and resting doesn't mean you are physically weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605018
I don't mean keeping them in check as in denying them happiness, but at least remind them that they are not indestructible persons.

I mean if a kiki don't keep in check her master's gluttony it will obviously be bad for him no matter how happy he is eating, people will sometimes destroy themselves if they are not reminded of their limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605056
I want a soft Kiki.
She would be my daiki.

[Anonymous No.]

Is HMonck present?

Got my hands on the Mantis story today, and I like how it goes so far. The Mantis is cute and curious enough without being overdone, and your writing style appeals to me too. The only complaint being criminally small size of the whole thing, obviously.

Reading Rushka as well and it's enjoyable too, great level of writing.

Anyway, wish any of you who read this more power to keep it going.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather have KC spawn new MGs or redesign some of the older ones who seem a bit outdated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605056
>Self destruction not being bad.
Success is not measured by how far you go, but how far you go after you hit the bottom. - General S. Patton.

She should've let her master hit the bottom, learn from his mistake, and helped him on his feet. More meaning, even if she punishes him he will always have the tendency, itch, craving to go back. Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605084
Redesign

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605048
Laziness generally does have a strong correlation with low willpower. Otherwise you'd use that willpower to do something more beneficial or profitable than laze around.

I mean, I know you don't want femdom folks to look bad, but let's be honest: Being obedient and succumbing to the will of others is not a hallmark of having an iron will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605084
Redesign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605084
>>13605089
>>13605095

New ones, personally.

The main issue with redesign is that most of the oldest MG profiles -- the ones that most need a redesign -- are your pretty basic and generic ones. Succubus, werewolf, catgirl, etc. Whereas the more specialized, niche monster girls tend to be more interesting, to me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605084
Redesign.

That faggot also needs to show us a vectorized version of his Werecat redraw/redesign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605088
Hitting the bottom and then getting on your feet again doesn't happen to everybody, it's good to want to learn from bad experiences but if that experience can get you killed i don't think that there is something to learn from experiencing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605084
Probably redesign. Some of them beg for a quality redraw, and since I more or less like them all I'd at least be certain not to be disappointed.
It will also likely take less time per each with no need for info to come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605084
Redesign and expand on them more. A lot of the older profiles barely had any writing compared to modern ones.

[Anonymous No.]

> Be sitting in your room, the only illumination coming from the multiple monitors of your computer.
> Your eyes are slightly glazed, bags starting to form underneath them.
> You don't care though, as you are currently defined by a single purpose.
> You watch the numbers go up and down across your many screens, as you carefully buy and sell, making a small but continuous profit.
> You're completely focused on your one goal, forgetting everything else around you.
> The bedroom door bursts open with a crash, that causes an immediately shameful shriek to shoot out of your throat.
> You look to see the Kikimora maid standing in the glow of the doorway, hands on her shapely hips.
> She stomps into the room, seeing the thinly picked at meals on your desk, the bags under your eyes, your general unkempt ness.
" Master, I wont tolerate anymore of this! For two days you've barely slept, barely ate! As your trusted maid, I demand you stop this at once!"
> She stoops over you, bringing her down to eye level, her heavy breasts shaking side to side as she lectures you.
> You stutter and whine at her, telling her that you're almost done, only a few hours away.
> Her bright eyes don't break away from yours and you can she that she is adamant about this.
" No master, enough is enough, you need to rest!Your health is deteriorating, and I simply wont allow it!"
> Her words are stern, but the hand she runs through your hair is gentle.
> You stay defiant, crossing your arms and saying that you need to finish your work.
> She stands back up, crossing her arms under her breasts, raising an eyebrow.
" I see master...then we shall have to do this the hard way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605176
> She strolls behind your computer chair, pulling it away from the glow of your screens.
> Once you're in the middle of the room, she wraps her arms around you, breasts pressing into the back of your neck, as she lets out an exasperated sigh.
" If you refuse to rest...then I'll exhaust you safely. "
> She's leaning over you, her dexterous hands easily finding their way inside of your pants, slowly teasing your hardening man hood.
> Her soft lips are pressed against your neck, leaving a trail of heated kisses up and down your skin.
> You stutter a complaint as you try to move out of the way, but she holds you firmly with her natural monster girl strength.
" This is for your own good master...Let me please you, let me show you how to relax."
> Her voice is a velvet whisper, mixed with a slight whine she used when she really needed you to do as she said.
> She's got you at full length, stroking you up and down firmly, as her tongue invades your ear, lips nibbling the lobe she finds there.
> She you start to pant, she picks up the pace like a predator sensing weakness.
" Going to add to your sin of worrying your maid by dirtying her pure hand master? It's okay, I'll clean it allll up for you."
> You cant take anymore, as you explode into her hand. She bites your neck gently as you orgasm, the small pain heightening the pleasure.
> She milks your thoroughly, making sure to drain your semen and your spirit energy.
> As you finish coating your hand, she gives you a loving kiss on the cheek.
" Good boy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605181
> She moves back infront of you, letting you watch her greedily lick up your spent seed from her hand. She then bends over infront of you, shaking her large rump gently as she logs you out of your various computer systems.
" What was driving you to such madness anyway master...wait, whats this?"
> Barely able to keep your eyes open, you still let out a sigh as she ruins her surprise.
> You had a tab open, a company's webpage that designed custom brooms for kikimoras.
> The custom engraved, jeweled studded one was the one you had your heart set on for her. You just needed to work a couple long nights for it.
> She slowly turns to face you, her movements twitchy, her face so red you think every drop of blood must have gone to it.
" S-Such a silly master...to do something so stupid...to waste his precious health on an amazing, wonderful, gift for his maid. "
> You think you broke her, you cant tell if she's lecturing you or praising you any more.
> She hauls you out of your chair, and gently chucks you onto the bed.
> She climbs on top of you, covering your face with chaste kisses and loving murmurs.
" A-A master like that...after he sleeps and eats...m-must be thoroughly rewarded...I mean punished!"
> She continues to rant and mumble between scolding your and praising you, as you pass out exhausted, her face nuzzled into your neck.
> She spends the next few days drowning you in her body, letting you know not a second without pure pleasure.
> From then on, whenever you saw her cleaning with her " Special broom " You knew you were in for an exhausted night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605176
>>13605181
>>13605189
>tfw no clingy ara ara kiki meido

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go through the MGS4 microwave corridor if it meant your waifu would become real/you become 2D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605176
>>13605181
>>13605189

Nice. Is this just anon, or is there a writefag's name that I should assign this to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605205
Solid Snake was a mutated clone wearing a special suit and he barely made it out alive. A normal human would be toast not even 5 minutes into that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to strike down the Demon Lord and the Chief God and give their almighty powers to my Wurm wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605225
They wouldn't go through as slowly as he did though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605216
It's me. http://pastebin.com/u/idothisthing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605226
Striking down the Demon Lord will only make your waifu eat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605237
>1000+ hits
Christ. Did you forget to do it as private first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605237
Oh, nice. I liked your other one, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605239
As long as her lilim daughters remain, monsters won't revert back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605250
She's gonna have some granddaughters soon too as extra insurance.
Dat flat Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605237
When will you continue that kiki monologue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605233
High concentration of microwaves are nigh unbearable and cause sickness and neurological damage to you, not to mention heating up the water molecules in your body to the point of toasting you up. Sure, you'd be able to go through it if you were stubborn enough, but you'd probably acquire cancer and be vomiting by the time you met your waifu after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605226
Instating a Dragon type in either role sounds like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605262
Well if you have your waifu then she could just revive you/cure your affliction if she's powerful enough.
A Wurm's tears can cure cancer, unlike a Wyvern''s which is just tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605242
I dont know, maybe? I'm a baddie at the Internet.

>>13605246
Thank you!

>>13605258
I've got several other posts in various states of completion, but I started to feel like i'm not good enough to keep it compelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605262
I don't think microwaves are energetic enough to cause cancer. But it would definitely hurt like a motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605262
I just watched that scene now and think one could make it by sprinting through really fast. And praying waves don't screw his vision / space orientation.

But still, it all comes down to how the heck human body actually reacts to microwaves, how strong those particular ones etc.

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>>13605297
They would cook you from the inside out through making the water in your body heat up like a mother fucker. Imagine being a human lobster but without the boiling pot of water. It's very likely you'll die pretty soon since nothing is stopping your brain from boiling/cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605225
>>13605297
>5 minutes
It'll only take a few seconds before your skin will melt, not accounting for becoming blind and severe pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605205
No mere mortal could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605314
Snake did it.
And he was practically 90 despite being like 40.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605317
Snake is a genetic clone of the greatest soldier who ever lived and had nanomachines stimulating his body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605317
see
>>13605225

Also, plot shield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605317
Snake is no mere mortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605319
NANOMACHINE-GIRLS, SON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605319
>>13605320
>>13605323
Nano machines, plot shields, or being a clone of Big Boss wouldn't defend you from microwaves if you're a living being.
Not to mention Snake's nanomachines are extremely outdated. They couldn't keep him warm in Shadow Moses, so how do you expect them to keep him safe in a microwave?
He's still 100% human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605189
I want a gentle Kiki dom who gets flustered when I do nice things for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605329
It's a videogame, mang. Real life ain't a videogame. If snake died there and then, MGS4 would be just as short as Ground Zeroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605329
>plot shields can't defend you from fucking everything
You know as much as anybody else that's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605329
>plot shields wouldn't defend you from microwaves if you're a living being.
You don't know the kind of things plot shields can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605336
>It's a video game
That's not an answer of any kind nor a good excuse.
You could at least argue that his suit acted as a buffer, but it wouldn't do anything for his brain and head. His brain should have oozed out after roughly 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605329
Didn't the nanomachines help repair his body as well as strengthen it. Also didn't he absorb like 6 of his twins in the womb and get stronger from that, adding on to big boss's strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605349
>Repair and strengthen it
If it did he wouldn't be what he was in 4. He needed that muscle suit to even walk around properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605353
That was Foxdie tho wasn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605355
You haven't played 4, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the one to fill a monster girls soul with light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605347
>That's not an answer of any kind nor a good excuse.
Nigger yes it is, its a fucking video game why the fuck would they want to put real physics in it? That defeats the entire purpose of making an alternate world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605347
>That's not an answer of any kind nor a good excuse.
It is. Videogames are fiction, therefore they do not need logical explanations for everything in them.

It's an MGS game, even. Are you seriously trying to put sense into a game where you can suplex giant robots with other giant robots, shoot muskets that cause instant tornadoes on people and make clones of highly trained supersoldiers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605359
>Real Physics
Maybe because there already is a bunch of it all around? Sure, there's unrealistic things, but there's still a lot of other real things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605358
I want to be the one give a monstergirl more power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605357
Foxdie was virus that was injected with the nanomachines and it mutated and caused Snake to accelerate his aging. The nanomachines still would have done some repairing in the battlefield tho. IT's been a while so correct me if I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605091

being absent minded does not mean being lazy.In fact the busier a person is, the more likely they are to miss/forget other things.

Kind of why assistants are a thing.

as for your other point:

isn't the whole "powerful people tend to want to be subs in the bedroom" kind of a trope?

It may not be a hallmark of having iron will, neither it is a mark of the opposite. The whole dom/sub thing is more about acceptance by others, trust, responsibility - it's really not even related to willpower.

[Anonymous No.]

What color of eyes does your wife have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605371
How much power we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605374
You are wrong.
Snake was a clone. Besides the facts that the genes used to make him were already aged a good deal, other factors were added in to accelerate it further and make him 100% sterile so that his enes can't be used by enemies. Foxdie was just made to kill off specific people, but eventually mutated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605380
>fox-44
Seems to be quite a collection there.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that all Fairies belong in cages.

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>>13605295
Tell that to the guy who was fixing a radar dish and got instant cancer and bleeding out of every orifice death when the fuckwad down below switched the antenna on before the guy got out of the way.

Big magnetrons are literal death rays.

All those 1940's serials about mad scientists and death rays? They were making big microwave guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605381
More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605397
>Instant cancer
This is extremely farfetched. Can you even cite the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605371
Be careful what you wish for. It could backfire depending on the MG.

>Cast Bull's Strength on Wurm
>Cannot control her own strength
>Anything she touches ends up getting wrecked like a pickup truck hit it
>You need to get an amputation when she crushes your arm into a red paste when attempting to hold hands
>Everyone hates her since she basically leaves a path of destruction and upturned concrete even moving around in the city.
>Tries to flee into the forest to hide, but even nature MGs want her gone because she wrecks shit like a tornado.
>Eventually decides to bore deep underground, never to be seen again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605391
Cage is too small and not on my dick.
Besides, the best way to use a fairy is to fill her up, seal her up, and use them like stress balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605409
Bull's strength only lasts 1 minute per level and cannot be made permanent through normal means.
The best method would be a cursed item.
Don't bully wurms though, if you do I hear the great wurm finds you and gives you noogies until you stop.

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>>13605409
I'd give her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605397
I seriously doubt it gave him cancer. I'm not arguing that huge EM emitters aren't dangerous; just that microwave energy probably doesn't make carcinogens/mangle DNA the way UV and up tends to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605380
Speaking of that...

Imagine your MG waifu.

She now has (unless she already has it) black Sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Baphomet
Terrified but a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Holstaur with black sclera
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Shirohebi
Meh. I expected it eventually I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605431
>>13605408

The joke is that it doesn't matter because he died minutes later from the horrible tissue damage. Imagine what a full megawatt pulse to the gut from a malfunctioning military radar does to a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Slime
Ah, I like white with blue better than black with blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Oomukade with black sclera
This pleases my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that you would all still put your dick in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605467
Do Slimes' eyes even work like our do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605491
>Anon's slime waifu is Globella Herman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605485
I'd put my dick in a devilbug, I don't really have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605485
Why wouldn't I put my dick on that?

[Anonymous No.]

Line 876
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
>Loli-Oni gets a Massage

And a look into the outline list:
Loli-Oni goes to Tarabul
Old Faggot Cat in purring sex
Fake gyaru childhood friend Succubus one-shot
Vengeful thirsty childhood friend Ghost one-shot
Office Abomination rewrite and paste(?)

The childhood friend archetype is popular, certainly, but also kinda played out. Having another Abomination around would be kinda weird, too, particularly when she's never named. I'd have to somehow make sure nobody mixes her up with the main girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605499
truly haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Jinko
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605485
Zophia is pure.

...she's a Zombie, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605491
I've never seen a slime with more or less than two eyes. I wouldn't think they would be different. Slime are a special snowflake when it comes to a lot of things but I don't think the eyes have it. heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605499
would you even a Beelzebub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605505
>Fake gyaru childhood friend Succubus one-shot
So, is she a fake gyaru or a fake childhood friend or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Lich
Oh yes, this pleases it.

>>13605505
>paste?
Please do. I read it at the time, but more abomination pastes are always good. And the Ghost sounds good too. Really good, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>basically this
I'm okay with this.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605513
Beelzebub is far from the bottom of my list, she's pretty cute and needs more live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605485
Your damn right I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605514
Fake gyaru, she's trying to make her childhood friend fall for her by posing as a turboslut after MISUNDERSTANDINGS when they were little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605512
He means slimes are slimes. They take on a shape like a jello mold. They don't have actual eyeballs floating in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605380
Red

>>13605433
>Black sclera with red eyes
A classic, I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605485
>still
Do you mean her arterypussy or something? I'd fugg a corpsegirl in a heartbeat, but I don't think my dick could fit in her artery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
Speaking of that...

Imagine your MG waifu.

She now has (unless she already has it) a mask she wears that, if you pulled it off it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Crow Tengu
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Kikimora

The bed won't survive the night.

>>13605546
And suddenly I'm reminded of that movie...Onibaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605546
Does she also start doing a non-stop Sean Connery impression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605505
>Old Faggot Cat in purring sex
Fuck yeah, more hot Cougar action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605534
Well I guess they can see in a panoramic full view of every part that light touches then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605546
Is pulling off the mask a part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605560
That's why they enjoy ouroboros action. It's like ultra HD x-ray doujins for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605514
>Fake Childhood friend
Yandere story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605560
They would probably have light sensing cells spread all around like a cnidaria. They could concentrate them in the eyes in a human form or downgrade to a more basic light vs. dark by spreading them around equally for a full 360 view in something like puddle form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605505
>hairjob paizuri
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605020
Hearing the word patriarchy triggers me.
And what it triggers in me is wondering if Monster Girls would have matriarchal naming conventions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605573
Not him, but I remember that someone laid out a premise involving a yandere CC Jabberwock Childhood friend raping the psychologist-induced amnesia (of her) out of the boy she once knights with.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an oprhan that gets adopted by a christmas cake dark priest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605598
I hope they do, I want to take my waifu's last name and be hers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605599
once played knights with*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605571
Your thoughts make you a pervert and I like that about you.

>>13605577
I thought about having to will eyes into existence in their bodies but they don't have brains either and can still think. They don't have lungs or vocal cords but can still speak. They break a lot of biological rules a lot of the time. I think the only ways to explain it is:fuck it; it's magic or scientifically that slime cells are super cells that can shift from a stem cells into a regular cell and then back into a stem cell for later reformations. Plus they'd have a higher range than just 360 vision. 360 is a circle. Think more like they have the vision of a sphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605599
>>13605607
That sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605380
Lovely red eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605505
>Massages
Oh yes. This pleases.

>Loli-Oni goes to Tarbul
Oh that'll be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605599
>CC
>childhood friend
She's going to punish him for not staying a virgin as long as she has, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605618
That'd make it even better, and intensify the yandereness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605618
She was probably that "Cool Older Sister" from next door who he looked up to. That's how she Christmas Cakes while he's still a young adult, and how she's his Childhood Friend.

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>>13605609
>Cnidaria use a neural net instead of a brain
>Colonial cnidaria like siphonophores have loads of specialty structures that can be adjusted

They don't really break biological rules so much as they're just not chordates. Honest answer is probably magic but this sort of conversation can be interesting too.

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>>13605605
Which brings up the question of whether MGs would even have last names.

Given how such a thing likely wouldn't serve most, if any, of them pre-Succubus, they likely would have had to come up with such names after turning, perhaps in an attempt to better emulate human culture? What would they go with?

Species-based puns? Titles based upon deeds? Pseudonyms which in their own language translate to "Daughter of [Mother's Name]"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605635
Daughter of Mothers-name or tribe sounds monster-ish. If waifu'd they would change it for their husband's last name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605635
They'd make names up by using their favorite things.
For example, a Wurm might call herself "Crystal Smashfucker".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605652
Or the husbando might take hers on. >>13605605 at least seems to want to. Not sure whether I would or not.

>>13605662
Crystal's a pretty name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605635
Maybe an Arab-like [name] [mother's name] [grandmother's name] [place of birth]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605632
>Cnidaria and siphonophores
Yeah, slimes are one unified animal instead of a collection at least how I view it. That might just be me imposing headcanon and I'm sorry if it comes off like that. But multicellular organisms are a collection of single cells working together via chemical and electrical triggers to achieve a goal of life that is greater than the sum total of its parts. Slimes just take that to the nth degree of extremity.

I could imagine some Daredevil like echolocation ability considering that a more fluidly composed than most sapient beings but why would they even have eyes in their evolutionary profile if that was the case? Mating purposes? I'm more inclined to think they have vision but it's panoramic rather than focused and eyes might be able to give them more focused sight when they form them.

Magic has its purposes in fiction settings but it's just a lazy way out to not think. I don't mind using real physics to kill a few catgirls with you. In fact quite the contrary. This is the most stimulating conversation I've had on /mgt/ in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/My_Pet_Tentacle_Monster/351752/Character-Auction-Time

>Auctioning off the rights to a fictional character
I mean sure, if it's a famous, copy-righted character, but just some random sketch on a porn site? Why do people do this? What's worse, that they do, or that people actually buy 'em?

Oh well, have a cute pig-girl anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605690
Happens a lot on tumbr too. It's especially retarded when this guy is asking for $50 as a starting bid when you can get whatever you want drawn by better artists starting from 30 or 40.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Dormouse
Not much changes.
>>13605546
Why would I pull off her sleeping mask? I don't want to hurt my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602803

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si2jZclALoQ

>Implying i'm afraid of a goddamned Lilim, especially Deruella

>>13602911

As a whole I don't particularly care for corruption. But I love the idea of "purifying" MGs that meet the parameters for it like Succubi because unlike a woman like Wilmarina being driven insane by pleasure, dicking a Succubus into an Angel of some kind would only bring one kind of pain.

Her heart starting to beat as the flood of emotions take over. Her predatory nature being replaced by one of knowing what love actually is. Making the sex BETER.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your Monster Daughteru to sneaks up behind you and whispers benis

What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605380
Whichever she came with! Any color of eye is alright if they're attached to my wife.

But seriously, red is the most superior eye color. It's just so striking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605725
Ask what Ben is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605725
Whisper back in bagina and give her a wink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605725
>Who taught you that word!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605725
That's a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605749
With your benis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605742
Obviously her mother, the cock hungry slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605687
Are you implying colonies can't work as singular unified animals? If anything, the Slime Queen and the budding process supports an advanced colonial organism more than anything. What you're describing is basically the exact process a manowar uses.

On the subject of eyes, light-sensing cells have evolved so many times it's not even funny. Considering slimes are/were carnivores in the settings they come from, the ability to detect prey could have been useful. Though it would be funny if they had vision like a horseshoe crab where the eyes are sort of tuned for the express purpose of identifying the opposite sex. That way they'd be very good at identifying husbands but not need it much for most of their day-to-day life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605759
well both are getting a paddlin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605727

Red eyes, golden with black sclera, blue eyes are all master race tier. Or conversely, no eyes for hardmode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13602164
Sorry for the late reply, if you're still there. That link would be helpful, just so I could get up to date. I have no idea what's new artwork and what isn't, and it seems I've missed a whole bunch of new monstergirls. Kind of dropped of right around the time KC brought out the hellhound.
But yep, all college things done. To be honest, it was a combination of that, and a whole host of other time-consuming things. Just had to get things back on track.

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to bully a Kejourou by telling her she should get a haircut
>"My my, how bold of you."
>Huh?
>"A stranger asking so directly for some of my hair. I never expected to get such a proposal.."
>Uh wait that's not what I-
>"Now now, Don't be shy. Let's go inside and get to know each other a little better..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605765
How do you feel about glowing eyes, particularly in those variations?
Not just a reflection such as tapetum lucidum, but actual backlighting that would create light in darkness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605777
>P-Please ma'am I was just trying to bully you, I'm sorry. Please let me go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605783
Not him, but regarding glowing eyes, I like how in FFXIV the new Lizard Race has this neat feature, where it's possible to get a luminous, glowing ring around their irises. It looks pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605783
>actual backlighting that would create light in darkness
Incredibly hot. I'd love to fuck her in the darkness, only lit by her own eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605777
>Bully a yeti
>Get hugged and comforted
>Bully a Kajourou
>Get raped
Man monsters are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

How would monstergirls function in the Roman empire?
I'm pretty sure they'd annex whatever willing monsters would come their way and brutally kill the rest as an example (like they did with pretty much everyone).
But would life under forced law by the point of a sword to not rape but rather entice men to come wilingly to them be better than a free one where they can rape at will even if they have no protection against barbarians and bigger sluttier more violent monsters.
Guess lower tier monster would do okay but the likes of vampires wouldn't be having any of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605803
I'm gonna bully that big tall chubby Otaku Jabberwock then! Surely that won't backfire like those two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605799
Even if her eyes acted like flashlights and not bulbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605813
>But would life under forced law by the point of a sword to not rape but rather entice men to come wilingly to them be better than a free one where they can rape at will
That's the only situation in which monstergirls and humans could live together peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605803

Well getting a lock of hair from a Kejourou is proof of fidelity so you'd need a different approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605814
Then she'll force you into skimpy and embarrassing clothing so you look just like her husbando before she cuddles you all day while making you watch anime with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605818
Get her to look at the wall or ceiling and enjoy her body in the reflected light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605836
>Oh, anime huh? Well that's not so bad, some really good shows airing this season
>"I've got some stuff on my backlog I've been meaning to get to, and what better time than now right?"
>Oh, huh, well a bunch of good shows aired these past few seasons
>"Where is it, where is it? Ah! There we go, Akame Ga Kill!"
>Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605845
At least it's not Tokyo Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605836
Man, why are Monster Girls so hard to bully? Am I just too sub for this? Oh well, there are worse fates than being a chubby jabberwock's daki while she dresses you up and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605845
>>Akame Ga Kill!
>not GARO, the most underrated show of the season

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605858
You could always bully a monoeye or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605858
I would like to try bullying a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605760
Man o' wars do that but so do any multicellular organism as well. The difference is that that siphonophores are evolutionary throw backs to when multicellular organisms were first taking root in the oceans. They are a collection of cells that are interdependent on each other for survival much like multicellular organisms. In fact they probably are better than the majority multicellular organisms because of asexual reproduction. You have a point with budding reproduction except not with Queen Slimes but every other Slime. Queen Slimes would be more like siphonophores than regular Slimes because they don't actually split off from the original. So I get what you're saying when it comes to these colonial species but I tend to think that it would be more likely for a sapient creature to have a much more multicellular structure than a colonial one.

For carnivores having focused vision will always be better than not so that may be the reason they developed human eyes to better hunt prey but in puddle form their vision would be much more beneficial as a prey animal considering the wide variety of angles they can see. But what could hunt a Slime?

I never knew that about horseshoe crabs. That's pretty funny.

Sorry for taking so long. I've been eating chips and queso and trying not to get crumbs in my keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605845
"Can't you just rape me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605872
I want to defy the school motto of Hogwarts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605889
>Implying she isn't fully aware it's shit
>She just makes you watch it so you can be punished for attempting to bully her
If you're a good boy and wear cute outfits for her she might reward you with actual good stuff, like Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605872

>Tell a Dragon that her hoard is terrible.
>She thinks about it for awhile
>"You're right."
>What
>"I thought the same thing. It was always missing something. "
>She smiles at you
>"It was missing you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605909
Man, cheesy lines from MGs are so cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605909
>Get husbando'd by the dragon you were trying to bully.
>But you still try to bully her about her hoard again as a last ditch effort
>"You know it still is missing something"
>"Our children"

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I think Monster Girls try to encourage single Human Boys to bully a Monster Girl because it's so easy for them to turn the tables and marry them. It's like a Bait and Switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605902
Oh yeah? Well what if I start eating her out during it? What's she gonna do then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605909
I want to ask a Dragon with weird horns if I can touch them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605921
I bet monmusus false flag discussions about bullying all the time, giving fake advice that will lead to rape and marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605866

But mono-eyes are for loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605933
You can bully them by being so loving they're sure you have a hidden agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605932
>Dragon posts her hoard in /hbg/

>What a poorfag
>Is that a hp? What a PoS
>2/10, not even a real skull of a thief that tried to rob you

[Anonymous No.]

>Cait Sith's falsflagging about how to bully them, so that they have a reason to take you to the cat kingdom

Everything makes sense now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605933
I want to punish a monoeye by raping her and cumming directly into her disgusting womb, the abandoning her with her half-breed child so she's a single mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>Call a Merrow's hat dumb looking
>"You're right. It'd look much better on you." she says in reply, starring at you with heart pupils.

Bullying is a dangerous business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605940
tfw I keep my spare change in a skull I made back in highschool ceramics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605909
>>13605920
>>13605946
God dammit why do smooth Monster Girls do this to my heart, I'd be reduced to a stuttering blushing wreck in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605940
BR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605945
>half-breed child
But she'd look just like her mother, apart from having your eye-color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605952

You and me both. I think I'm better off not trying to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605943
So they like being furniture?
Cool.
I always wanted to talk with my bed and not feel crazy.
What's the quickest way to do this and what color should I use?
There's a calico who's been talking on the street about me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605956
I just grabbed the pic from some guy on /hpg/ because I thought it looked neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605952
Smooth-talk sounds like a top-tier seduction method, not that I mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605945
If monstergirls can only reproduce with humans then no child from them and humans would be a halfbreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605952
I'd probably try to get away from one that did that to me so I do not collapse from embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605962
>>13605970
But she's a monoeye, which makes her inferior to humans. It would be like having children with a rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605962
>Fancy cyclops

top qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605974
>It would be like having children with a rat.
So all of those little nyanons running around are half-breeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605980
Best part is she's drawn by yanmoths/Kaiko's artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605974
The rat's children are just more rats. Just like she has a human father and is not a halfbreed.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are for _______

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605981
I mean an actual rat. That's how disgusting she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
teasing by toying with their ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
being bullied by

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Ear massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605981
No, those are skaven.
I've been trying to breed with the lizard men but got kidnapped by a clingy vampire and tossed to the zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Leaving to die alone with barren wombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
having sex magic rituals in the middle of a pentagram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
chaste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Close your legs, ya dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Going on adventures with and marrying after.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a servant to a tyrannical MG that does such perfect work that even she grudgingly admits how good I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
>sample

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605813
The thing with romans is that they have a really OP army for a setting with MGs(assuming there is no powder)

Just imagine lines of disciplined legionaries not giving a shit against some of the biggest MGs available.

They are not called legions for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606017
A. Stop being so autistical.
B. Trying to get the full sized image was outright impossible since Dan and Gel decided to crap themselves every single fucking time I tried to load it.
C. The full sized images exceed the file size limit on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606014
>Perfect and Elegant Butler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606014
I want to be such a good servant for my tyrannical Mistress that she gets me a special collar, just to show that I'm her favorite servant, and her's alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Teasing, stuffing, loving, cuddling, impregnating, and marrying.
In that order Followed by stuffing again

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to bully your favorite MG species in order to try and get husbando'd
>She actually gets offended and goes away to sulk somewhere/get angry and yell at you/etc

God damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606031
[X] Apologize profusely and tearfully, beg forgiveness and confess your motives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606026
Just open it up on Photoshop and save it as .JPG under 3Mb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606026
Whenever I get a sample I just erase the word sample and leave the rest.

Nobody here wants a 5,000 by 10,000 pixel image on their screen, but everybody wants full size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Making lewd squelching noises and moans that culminate in a wet pop.
Until you get fed up with watching them suck lollipops and rape them. It's their strategy.

[Anonymous No.]

So i'm fucking bored. Got any fun ideas for a flash writing exercise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606010
>Goddess finds out a group tried to kill Bell in order to more easily escape
>They're still alive at the end of the episode
>Weren't even kicked out of their familia
Why does that world reward people for being such irredeemable animals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606031
That's why you learn how to bully, obviously.

You just simply can't go and start ranting shit, you have to strike the balance where you are not entirely an asshole but you aren't just annoying either to the point of where she can just simply shrug you off.

Bullying is an art that only the truest doms can perform safely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606057
Hobgoblin luchadores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606047
>Dan/Gel didn't shit out for you
How? Are you some techno bard?

>>13606057
Wurm and Wyvern at a Middle school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606057
Lonely CC Kitsune smooth-talking a young man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605872
I would like to have a tiny dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606064
>Search Image on iqdb
>Find it on Gelbooru
>Click "Original Size" on the Gellboru page
>Open image on a new tab
>Save, open up on PS
>Reduce size under 3mb as .JPG
>Post

How did Gel even screw you over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Upgrading your account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606074
It errors out every time I try and load the full image.
I can do it with literally any other image without issue, but those specific ones give me trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606050
>Making lewd squelching noises and moans that culminate in a wet pop.
U-Unf.
Pressurized, sucking vaginas are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606070
>>13606070

>Lonely
>CC
>Kitsune

Aren't all Kitsunes lonely and CC material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606077
Never happened to me. At least you have the full image now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606086
They all gotta start somewhere, like that KC pic of the loli Kitsune that already has the D on the brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604332
NO THANK YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606025
>a really OP army
It's just a bunch of manlets with shields and mail and some javelins, that were only successful because they adapted new and better ideas from others they faced and could better afford losses.
Legion was just the name of their largest army unit and it was for the longest time just drafted civilians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Elves were made for loving you, baby.
Elves were made for loving me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606088
At least. Though I'll have to get the rest at full size because they're heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606086
A quiet majority of Kitsune are ancient lolis.
Many masquerade as young girls to not feel out of place, holding their tails together to look like a larger one.
They're still CC at heart, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Tender loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606094

Hugh wott? Where.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606105
>>13606107
Whenever i see elfs and their pointy ears i get an urge to bully so bad.

Bonus points if they are blushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606107
Man what a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606075
Do P'Orcs prefer male elves over human ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13604567
>>13604576
>>13604618
>Tsundere Kikimora

Not even a thousand deaths would be enough to make up for this sin! I shall smite thee! And your children! And your children's children! Your life shall be nothing but suffering! I will torment your bodies in life, and your souls in death! After an aeon, I shall reincarnate thee, and begin again!

Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606109
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:028.jpg

There's a butter-t pic of one as well, but that one is NSFW, even by blue-board standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606126
Does anyone have that image that some anon put together about teasing and bullying P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606071
I'd give a tiny Dragon chin scratches and headpats with my finger while she squeaks at me about how I should show deference to the mighty Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606144
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606134
Whatever you say YHWH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606157
God bless you, anon. That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606144
I'm not sure which one do you mean. All I know is that elves are assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605602
Mi pervertido.

[Anonymous No.]

>pretend like I'm asleep
>Nightmare sneaks in thinking she can dream rape me
>second she gets close I jump out of bed
>proceed to bully the shit out of her

Is there a monster girl that is easier to bully than a Nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606134
At least it wasn't a submissive hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606157
>>13606165

https://youtu.be/1fzXmJyolfY&t=54s

>MFW P'Orc Bullying still lives

That goddamned Kinniku Buster from the Elves, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606179
>Is there a monster girl that is easier to bully than a Nightmare?
Dormouse, draw on her face when she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605989
Licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606183
I have no regrets capping it.

Now, if only we had more scenarios like pic-related...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606181
Like there's anything wrong with that. See all the Dom kiki stuff right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606196
"Dom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606196
Not as unrealistic according to the Kikimora profile, it even says if the guy is a weak master they'll completely dominate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606192
>Foot of fox tongue jammed down my throat
well, there's my fap material for the next hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606196
But dom kikis are the best, mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606192

U wot m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606199
Yes ,Dom, as in she's been in charge of the sex and apparently her master's affairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606200
>Telling bullshit on the internet

They'll bring out his potential so he's a worthy master to submit to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606205
Until he git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606179
>pretend you're asleep
>Nightmare sneaks in to get in your dreams
>You jump out of bed and land on your feet right in front of her
>She's so shocked she freezes in place, staring at you as you take an intimidating stance
>Slowly lift your hand and point at her
"Yoooouu..."
>She prepares for the worst, closing her eyes shut and protecting herself with her scythe
>You just poke her in the forehead
"Tag! You're it! Hohohohohoho!"
>Proceed to gracefully gallop away like a slick motherfucker
>She stands there for a moment, watching you run away, before going after you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606192

You know you gotta stop violating me like this man. I feel dirtier than Kit at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606219
That made me think, how would you go about using reverse-psychology on a MG?

Like a dom MG starts raping you, but you are so good at words and psychology that you convince her that you are actually raping her and suddenly she's the sub one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606219
Not a fan of horsepussy, but

>Not rushing her and biting her neck, pulling her down to the floor, growling that you're gonna eat her

Do you even terror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606232
>Like a dom MG starts raping you, but you are so good at words and psychology that you convince her that you are actually raping her and suddenly she's the sub one
That's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606210
>See as prey
>Devour alive
Yes they raise him to be their ideal master but not without dominating him on the way there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606229
>I feel dirtier than Kit
What does Kit even do when he's not here? I don't even know if the guy has a personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606239

Gets wasted in California last I checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606238
Stop trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606250
Starting shit? I'm just stating they can be circumstantially, not that they always are because anon seemed confused at the dom kiki stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606250
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605813
>How would monster girls function in the Roman empire?
The thing about Romans is they they were cultural bigots, rather than racial ones. Their whole agenda was centered around crushing their neighbors, annexing them to the Empire, and taking whatever they they thought was best of their culture and knowledge and integrated it into their own to create some sort of Master Culture. Barbarian literally means uncultured, or uncivilized, and to romans that meant anyone that wasn't Roman (or greek) in culture, not in race.

Monster girls would have probably done just fine among romans. The romans would have crushed and annexed a tribe of amazons and,seeing their strength and warrior culture integrated them into the legions as auxiliary units after some proper 'Romanization' of their culture.

Maybe there could had been even monster girls, senators, dictators or even emperors, seeing as they could hold as much power as any human man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606258
I believe that fellow gentlemen has made a formal request for >>13606238 to cease his attempts at initiating manure.

[Anonymous No.]

>Thus, the loyalty to their masters is very extreme and very real.
>Many of them enjoy being abused by their masters, and will even take their own lives if their master commands it.
Damn, KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606255
Every single post here can start shit. Just watch,

I like cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606271
dat snout-shaped hammer
erry time man

[Anonymous No.]

Are you man enough to substitute a Kindergarten class while the teacher is going through therapy over her recent breakdown in the mall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606273

Shut up you pro Skub faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606238
>Taking care of his every need, cooking, cleaning, lessening his stress

Oh yeah I can totally see the dominance there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606271
What happens if I ask her to be my master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606273
What type of cake. I'm a cheesecake man myself, but a nice carrot cake is good for the soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606278
Yeah sure.

They're just a bunch of kids, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606273
>>13606277

Pie is a million times better you fucking degenerates.

Fucking cakefags are the goddamn worst holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606271
Like anyone here would do something as vile as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606273
Fuck you, cake is terrible. Pastries are the superior choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606273
cake tastes like fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606287
>what could go wrong?
I hope you have fire proof pants and know how to get a Holst's head unstuck without hurting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606285
>cheesecake

Get the FUCK out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606273
FUCK YOU! BLUEBERRY AND LEMON PIE OR KILL YOURSELF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606282
It's subtle.
Less obvious but in the same vein as an Anubis scheduling your life or a Tanuki taking over your finances.
One less burden to you, but also consumption of free will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606294
They probably would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606271

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

>Implying Harley Quinn isn't a P'Orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606303
>Not liking cherry cheesecake
I am surrounded by idiots whose taste buds are suppressed by their years of eating dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606264
That sounds rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606284
Brutal rape. Slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606264
Problem is Amazons are too unruly, though the thought of an amazon tribe suiting up in standardized gear and being used to fight Picts is an amusing one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606294
Humans are the real monsters, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606273
>>13606285
>>13606290
>>13606296
>>13606298
>>13606303
>>13606304
>>13606314
Equal/liking all sweets master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606306
Sure femdomfag, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606316
That sounds nice, do I get a fancy collar and sit in her plump lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606290
>>13606296
>>13606298
>>13606303
>>13606304

These low tier plebs have never had proper cake. GG no re

select all images with cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606294
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606285
>carrot cake
Muh nigga. I'm pretty partial to the apple, or apple crumble when it comes to pies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606324
>femdomfag
Oh so that's what this is about. Anon wants a cute submissive maid but realises he's too big a pile of shit for one to respect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606329
>Apple crumble
My man of unprecedented divine taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606322
I bet you use Splenda faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606327
I used to like cake and hate olives, now I can't stand the taste of cake but olives are tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a cakegirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606329
>apple crumble
My fellow Britbong? Apple crumble is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606325
You'll get a plain one and a club upside the head if you complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606339
Is that another word for tomboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606339
Uh...is she a girl that happens to have some regenerating substance made out of cake like a Barometz?
Or are we talking a slime girl akin to Pizza the Hutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606339
You're giving me CoC flashbacks.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606339
A Christmas cake Christmas cake girl? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606341
I'm from burgerland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606348
>CoC
Now you're giving ME CoC flashbacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606344
No it means a girl made of cake.

She can be a tomboy if you want though.
>>13606347
The latter...maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606331
>Projecting this hard

Listen to >>13606250

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606339

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606356
Is that degenerate smoking cinnamon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606343
But that's not fair, I want a shiny collar, with a gold tag with my name on it saying I'm her property!

Can I pout until she gets me a fancier collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606351
Now that's new, normally americans start to get confused when I talk about crumble.

Also while on this topic, which monster girls would make the best chefs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606304
Cherry pie a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606362
Keep it up. She'll throw you to her sisters and make you sleep outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606375
Brett Farve pls. The 80's are long past.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break a monstergirl's spirit and body until she becomes entirely loyal to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606339
CakegirlxPiegirl yuri when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606377
Well fine then, I wear the plain one. But I won't like it and I'll demand headpats after rape sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606264
>The thing about Romans is they they were cultural bigots, rather than racial ones.
>Literally said blacks screech like bats
We can't stop here, this is Aethiopianus country!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606395
You'll get spanks and you'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606386
>Geenbay
Please go.
Cherry pie forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606361

But of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606388
I want to make a monstergirl fall in love with me so she'll be loyal and kind to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606412
I bet you kiss monstergirls with those lips you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606408
Lemon you dingleberry lover!

Did I misname Poison's lead singer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606406
Maybe I will but that's beyond the point, headpats a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606415
>Did I misname Poison's lead singer?
>Brett Farve
Yes. Very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606372
Salamanders and Dragons would make the best oven-based foods
Yuuki-Onna's would make the best cold foods
Trolls and Dryads would make the best salads
Lamias would make the best egg dishes
Oni's would make the best alcoholic drinks
Hellhounds would make the best spicy foods
Holstarus' would make the best foods with milk in them
Mino's would make the best protein shakes
Lizardmen and Matis' would be the best Deli meat cutters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606313
No. Harley is a Harley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606414
I'll kiss them while looking into her eyes during lovemaking sessions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606372
Kraken, Lizardman, Salamander, Holst/Minotaur, Lich(?), and Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606421
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606412

I want to bury my face into a Wight's glorious ass while she teases me in a ribbed sweater. I swear to all that is holy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606414
I want a maid to prepare a sumptuous meal for me. Then flip The table and rape her senseless on the floor while rubbing food on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606420
>Oni's would make the best alcoholic drinks
But no one would ever get to try them because the Onis drink them half way through brewing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606421
>You will never rev up Harley
If only she wasn't so dumb
Oh who am I kidding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606434
>ruining good food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606427
>Not riding your waifu to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606417
Maybe but you don't get any. This is the life you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606434
I want my maid to wake me up by holding me down with her spare arms while tickling me senseless and then cuddling together for several hours past when I was supposed to wake up

Then I rape her senseless as punishment but she has a smug smile on her face because it was all part of her keikaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606440
I'm just joshing nigga. Wasting food is a sin in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606192
>>13606070

I really need to stop taking ideas from you people because this thing has devolved from "smooth talking Kitsune tempts young man" into "Young man with the weirdest fucking fetish I can think of meets a smooth-talking Kitsune".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606443
>Tickling

She gon get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606421
>>13606441
Fucking nips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606443
I would tie her up making her think that i will rape her, then i would stop and just tease her without actually fucking her just to see her smugness gone After that i would fuck her anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606421
>>13606441
This world...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606451
That's not keepin' it real, el Cojones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606451
>the weirdest fucking fetish I can think of

Anon that's a pretty high bar. Can't be any weirder than tile patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606443
>Shokan maid
brutal taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606460
But then you lose! Unless, you're treating this like the benadryl game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606465

It's a "mofu mofu" fetish. As in he can't get any satisfaction sexually unless he comes in contact with something that's mofu mofu or fuwa fuwa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606459
>>13606462
>Not adorning your post-apocalyptic ride with ornaments won in your conquests.
Do you even Mad Max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606434
I thought this was a loss comic for a minute.

I really need to leave this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606465
That guy will never live that down will he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606470
If she admits at some point that she actually wants me to fuck her then it doesn't matter, for all i care i won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606467
>You will never wake up to find two of her arms wrapped around your shoulders pulling you in as closely as possible while one of her spare arms firmly squeezes your ass and her other arm lazily fondles your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605859
For weeks my best bud told me to watch Garo. I kept putting it off, since I wanted to finish the cluster fuck of hilarity that was Cross Ange first.

Then I went and watched Garo in the course of a couple days.
Holy fuck was that ever good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606479
No he will not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606402
They were quite keen on using black legionaries though, they were deployed as far North as Hungary and Hadrian's wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606471
This isn't weird! It's normal!
Are you saying you don't fap while wrapped in a fluffy blanket imagining it's your waifu's tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606421
This is fucking rad
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606476
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606488
I hope we get more word on the second season after Garo: Goldstorm airs.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to kill some elves today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606508
Artist is Gogocherry. Korean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606505
No they weren't. North Africans aren't and weren't black.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Eeh? What do you mean this armor ain't safe? What would a stupid humie know about armor anyway, you're just here in case we want some stress relieving."

Your response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606525
To be fair, Elves in the Drakengard universe are total dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606420
Would Yuki-onnas make ice cream with their breast milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606525
4 the cutest
5 the sexiest
3 tempest, except for THAT, crazy bitch
2 the sweetest
1 rapeeiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606542
Show her how unsafe it is with a swift strike to the gut with my gauntlet. Followed by dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606532
>>13606505
>>13606402
>Hannibal is black.
>Nuh Uh!
Oh, boy. It's /twg/ all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606552

>SUCK ON MY BREASTS, I LACTATE ICE CREAM

God yes. Yuki-Onna neesan in the summer to not only cool you with her touch, but fill your belly with frosty delciousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606542
>Humie

Have you met my friend, Gork, the orc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606563
Is Gork a cute girl now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606544
>Everyone is horrible in the DKG universe

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606284
>>13606316
>>13606325
>>13606343
>>13606362
>>13606377
>>13606395
>>13606406
>>13606417
>>13606442
I want a story about a Monster Girl and her loving doting slave human boy and his quest to earn headpats from his Mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606566
Maybe it's his penis' name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606566
>MGE

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606560
>YFW the armor stops the blow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606571

Get the fuck out.

>>13606463

Tu madre, Pendejo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606561
>Ancient DNA samples
>Depictions of North Africans in Antique art
>Descriptions of North Africans in Antique literature and correspondance
Take your pick. Politically correct history has no leg to stand on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606580
Her womb is what repels the blow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606585
Why are you bitter? Do you not like human boys who willing serve their Mistresses, or do you not like headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606580
>"God damn skimpy armor with good stats, I demand to meet the devs"
>The elf looks confused for a second but laughs
>That night anon was subject to repeated orgasm denial while being forced to pleasure the elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606585
You're not a slave if you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606597
Yes you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606608
>>13606597
Can we go back to talking about cake vs pie or have we already exhausted that subject?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605505
You are kinky. I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606192
GJ anon. I've now fapped three times today to the thought of being pinned down by a youko and french kissed until I started to lose consciousness, only to awake tied down by tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605555
>5555

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would make the best Mistress to serve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606621
Dragon.
If you're not a Dragonslut, then Wight and Vampire work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606621
A supplemental wife? An orc, or kiki. Any if the polygamous ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606626
That the way you always stand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606271
>While a man is being raped, it's not impossible for him to turn the tables on the Orc.
>Immediately after that, she will come to desire nothing but to feel the man's cock pounding against her, and thus becomes a loyal pig.
>Many of them enjoy being abused by their masters, and will even take their own lives if their master commands it.
It's just like one of my DaHootch mangas!

I wonder if every other monster-girl species could be turned into an obedient, slutty meat-toilet under the right conditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606636
What if it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606621
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606642
Can't be good for your feet, but do what you want, fuck your gait, it's nothing to do with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606637
Lizards, but not to that degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606637
P'Orcs are just around so maledomfags can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606637
Raging. Mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606648
She can handle it.
For it's the gate she needs, but not the one she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606593
You remind me of that cuddleslut anon that had a manticore misstress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606650
>Not to that degree

Laughing married lizardgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606637
I want to see a dragon begging to have her holes stuffed and prostrating herself for the tiniest possibility of getting a single drop of cum on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606621
I agree with >>13606626

Big ol' Dragonslut here, and I'd put a Vampire as runner-up.

[Anonymous No.]

The only difference between femdomfags and maledomfags is that maledomfags have actually had sex in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606664
Totally possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606671
Oh, boy. Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606613
how about Muffins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606664
Would you stuff her count full of gold while you plow her, face down, ass up?

[Anonymous No.]

You bitch niggas argue too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606532

Not that guy, but I agree.

On the other hand, Nubia was the kingdom immediately neighbouring their possessions in Egypt, and had been trading and occasionally being conquered by the Egyptians long before the Romans came around, and those fuckers were pretty goddamn black.

So it stands to reason that the Romans had a black population in at least one province, even if they were mostly immigrants or the native descendants of merchants and slaves.

Doesn't change the fact that Barca was a colonial Proto-Arab, though, and anyone who tries to call him black for the sake of being politically correct is an arsehole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606679
Sure. I used to love Blueberry Muffins. Haven't had one in a while though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606679
What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606664
Boner no. Bad boner. Do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606685
Is that fox preparing to sprout a second tail and divide in two?
Because that's a lot of meat for one fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606685
Damn that fox is fat.
I would give her kits though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606698
I wonder what her skeleton looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606693
The only difference between cakefags and muffinfags is that muffinfags have actually had sex in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606685
I'll be there first to shit in anatomy anon's cornflakes but that body, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606703

That would explain why being a coffee cakefag makes the thread hate you

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to fuck a kitsune's tits until cum drips from her body and she tries to lick it all up as best she can.

Is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606287

You will be punished for your hubris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606703
And piefags have daily orgies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605485
question: who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606685
If arguing as pointlessly as possible on the internet was a religion, 4Chan would be it's Mecca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606711
God damn it, piefags, pick a side. Always fence sitting and acting like you're better than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606715
Had to be good at something.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a noble, set to be wed to the head of the local fox shrine
>You'll never be out taking a stroll one day when you're pounced upon by an orc
>You'll never fight her off, triggering her submissive side
>She'll never be desperate for you to pound her
>You'll never escape
>You'll never meet with your fiancee the next morning, only to be interrupted by the same orc who showed up to beg her new master to fuck her
>You'll never tell your fiancee that you can explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606716
We did, the winning side. Enjoy being second best cakefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606715
Who would be our shitposting god? Please don't say a namefag... please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606687
So the Roman army was a bunch of brownies and manlets waging war on a bunch of goatfuckers and eventually some horsefuckers and sometimes themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606729

>europe in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606728
Cheshire or Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606728
Claire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606729

Pretty much, yeah.

History is a lot less glamourous than we think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606728
Moot is our prophet. But there is only one god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606708
>wasting good semen anywhere other than directly in her womb
It's like you don't even want to make more foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606738
I say Cheshire is the goddess of shitposting and Kakuen is the prophet.

>>13606740
It's blasphemy to speak her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606744
>Not having reserves

I bet you fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606741
>less glamorous
I present you with the battle of leuctra, where the men of Boeotia made a long thick line against the spartans, put their gayest men at the head and rammed them hard and deep as they were reforming thus plowing deep into them and forcing them to run away sore and moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606708
I just want to be wrapped up in a Kejourou's as we have sex and then be hugged like a daki afterwards with her whispering words of love into my ear as I fall asleep.

Is that too much to ask for?

Also ASMR is optional but nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606760
That doesn't sound glamorous. That sounds FabULOUSSSSssss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606748
Several times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606708
>tits
>not dfc

[Anonymous No.]

Honest question, what makes monster girls better than human/real girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606769

The monster is on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606767
I thought your kind died out a long time ago.

Please join your brethren in death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606769
Honesty, their love is real, and they will never go in a drunken rampage kicking on doors, overdosing on medication and slitting their own wrists over a perceived slight instead of talking it out or just getting make up rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606769
Loyalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606714
The OC, or the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606728
Big Guy Bane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606769
The monster is on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606769
They're exotic, powerful, loving, loyal, more openly sexual, and they have better personalities .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606779
Bane is the lord, CIA is his prophet, Maskettaman is a saint, Smee, Maimen, and Pavelheer are holy martyrs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606769
Nothing
Both only care about dick/money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606767
Begone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606769
We perceive them as being more honest and open. We don't think of them as being deceitful, or hiding their feelings and expecting them to be understood regardless.

That, and the exoticism. As amazing as humans may be, we think of ourselves as a "Default", and are thus attracted to deviations from that.

Those are the two big factors imo

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is the best base to create the ultimate monstergirl from, and how would you improve her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606773
>liking succslut
Kill yourself, cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606804
Lilim. Just give her the best traits of all the other monstergirls and you're set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606810
I wanna marry my Succubus Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606804
>>13606814
Yeah, Lilim.
Maybe just with a localized enchantment that manifested traits desirable to the viewer.
Either illusion or transformation.

If popular MGs in this thread are anything to go by, impractically large hands and fur are appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606804
>Which MG is the best base to create the ultimate monstergirl from,
Werecat
>and how would you improve her?
Make her a Zombie Werecat that would eventually turn into a Wight Werecat via magical manjuice injections.
Big fat Wight ass, and big fat Cat ass + the Wights SE manipulation ability + Purring and undead cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606772
Almost got married twice, can confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606810
Anon, succubi are the ones that fear cucking, why do you think they want to make men renounced god and have them take his place in the man's heart and mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606773
Happy, smiling Succubutt wagging her spadetail left and right like a joyous puppy when you compliment her.

What is the status of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606827
Story time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606827
Requesting immediate story time, over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606840
A beat skipped.

[Anonymous No.]

So in a world where monster girl exist what did you see the ratio of men/women/mg? Are monster girls super rare or ubiquitous?


40% men
30% monster girls
30% women

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606840
Ask when she'll rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606726
On one side have a qt foxgirl fiancee, on the other have an orc fucktoy.

This guy has nothing to lose if he chooses either.

Ultimate harem ending when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606840
Purge that slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606824
The fluff of a yeti
The hard skin and physical power of a Wurm
The grace of a Wight.
The poison of a Manticore and Girtablilu
The tail of a Lamia, for full body hugs
The Intelligence of a Crow Tengu
The Breeding power of Devil Bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606854
>attacking monstergirls for no reason
wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606810
>Not liking succubutts

Homosexuality is not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606843
>>13606849
Same story as most guys, really.
>Meet a woman
>Think she's perfect
>Over time she starts getting less considerate, like she takes you for granted
>Then you start a new job two weeks before Christmas and can't get time off when she goes home to have Christmas with her parents
>Then she calls you to complain that the guy she tried to fuck stood her up
Or you blow out your knee and she leaves you because she "won't be seen with a cripple."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606851
The problem is not the actual ratio, be rare or not the MG would totally crush that shit up in a few years, just overpopulation of mamono.

It would be nice if KC would put genetic countermeasure as making mamonos harder to get pregnant or something but we all know he will do nothing because he's too busy being a baphomet cuddleslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606857
You know what I don't see there Anon?
The love of a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606860
>liking succusluts
Just like cuckolding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606864
>Or you blow out your knee and she leaves you because she "won't be seen with a cripple."
This world is rotten. I don't know if dying alone is the better choice anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606867
But Lilims already love humanity the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606866
>It would be nice if KC would put genetic countermeasure as making mamonos harder to get pregnant
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606870
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606728

>aww geez Anons, who's our biggest shitposter? I don't know if I can take it if it's a namefag

Lighten up Morty, let me tell you something. We're not going to name the namefags, Morty. What, you thought we were just going to go online and post about how much we hate namefags, and let everybody bitch about who the bigger shitposter Morty? Is that what you thought? Because I got news for ya pal, ya gotta let me do the thinking on this one Morty, that's why I'm the one with the... rrrp keyboard. We're going to deliberately not name the namefags, Morty. That's what you do in /mgt/. Shitflinging, Morty, trust me on this. We're gonna pretend we don't care so much about the namefags so everyone will get all riled up, ll hurrrbalbluuhuus-stopbaitingstopbaitingusfaggot Morty, and then we hit 'em with the truth, they won't know what's what. It's called being ironic Morty. It's what people do on 4chan. Yeeeah you wouldn't know about that Morty, would you. Would you, Morty. Truuuhrrhst me, Morty. Shitflinging. It's gonna be... hh.. it's gonna be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606866
KC actually has said that monsters have a hard time getting pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606864
>>Then she calls you to complain that the guy she tried to fuck stood her up
Thaaaaat's a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606890
>>>/cuck/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606866
That shit already happens in MGE. It takes years for a mg to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606864

Sometimes I get lonely living on my own but then I remember all the sorts of horror stories that goes on and then I sort of rethink after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606866
>>13606893
>>13606899
Here is a citation of KC's take on it from the Tentacle Forest section of World Guide 2:

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day. Because of this, when monsters are not blessed with children, they decide to challenge a tentacle forest again and again, seeking a crystallization of the love they share with their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606912
>have to use NTRee to get your waifu pregnant
Shamefur display
I bet there is just some guy hiding in the forest pretending to be a tree and impregnating other people's waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606912
>Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia

>you will die in your waifus lifetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606921
Only if you resist Incubization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606921
>having a wife.

Have fun when she divorces you, takes half your shit and does it to some other guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606921
How new are you?
You get your waifu's life length when you marry her because MAMONO MANA
Even if you don't have a waifu you can buy mermaid blood on black market

[Anonymous No.]

You faggots and your fox girls.

Haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606936
Fox girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606936
I want a yandere businesswoman type to lock me in her cafe's living quarters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606920
>I bet there is just some guy hiding in the forest pretending to be a tree and impregnating other people's waifus
Yeah, I've had this ponderance. I suppose the best thought against it is that the Pregnancy-Aid stuff is located in the deepest depths of the forest, and getting there is extremely difficult.

So unless the tentacle potion is capable of fooling even actual tentacles, which it probably can't, it's likely a non-issue.

Now disguising yourself and hanging around the outer areas where families go for picnics...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606936
Man that FemDante and FemVirgil story was top tier.

Now I'm left with a wanting of cuhrayzee demon twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606936
>>13606939

>he doesn't like fox girls
>must be some sorta gay faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606878
>>13606894
>>13606902
I told her that she could fuck right off and then all of a sudden I've got her friends calling me to tell me what a piece of shit I am.
I would hope she at least lied to them and they weren't actually screaming at me for not letting her fuck around, but still, two weeks of that got old fast.

The cripple thing was worse, because it just came out of left field. My knee exploded and she was fine for like two months. Then one day out of nowhere she called me while I was on my way home from a doctor appointment and asked me what the doctor said, I told her he still didn't know what the cause was and she sighed and then said "Look, I just can't be seen with a cripple like you."

Monster girls won't cheat on you.
Monster girls won't care that you walk with a limp.
Might be a coping mechanism, who knows. I like monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606912
>Using the tentacle forest
>Ever
It doesn't matter if it takes years, I will get my waifu pregnant without that shit

>>13606921
>you will die in your waifus lifetime
Not in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606953
>Now disguising yourself and hanging around the outer areas where families go for picnics...
I think you'd have some guys daughteru find an oddly shaped mushroom.
Except it's a loli Dark Elf with a cbt fetish that finds you,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606936
R63 of Dante and Vergil
>calling anyone a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606932
>you will never live near the ocean in MGE land
>you will never hang out on beach at night attracting and seducing mermaids
>you will never invite them to your house with a personal pool for hot love and cuddles
>you will never blindfold them saying it's your fetish
>you will never kill and gut them collecting their blood and selling it on the black market for mad dosh and immortality
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606936
What do you think about lizards, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606973
>he doesn't want to plow the daughterus of Sparda

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606965
>Monster girls won't cheat on you.
>Monster girls won't care that you walk with a limp.

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>Having kids

HA HA HA. My hatred of little snots who shit stress and destroy dreams guarantees I will stay pure of monster taint!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606987
>stay pure of monster taint!
Well yeah, its your taint they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606976
>you will never be kidnapped while sleeping
>you will never be tied up and put into a barrel with some rocks
>you will never be tossed onto the dephts of the ocean so you can drown while being inmortal

so sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606976
Yeah and they will call you the Bay Harbor Butcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606984
Blasphemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600777
>GAZER

Anyone got a picture of the Gazer girl that is uncolored, but basically is her facing the viewer with her tentacles and arms spread out to welcome into her arms with her legs slightly raised and together?

Saw it the other day and forgot to save it. Need to show it to a girl who loves Gazers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606930
>>13606986
Who pissed in your Cheerios?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606997
>Talking to girls

Get the Fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606997

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607003
Wait, nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606993
I find this interesting. You wouldn't drown, sure it'd be uncomfortable as fuck, but picture their faces when you walk out of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606993
He'd end up like that guy from Baccano then? Sounds like a delightful form of torture,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606965
At the very least , monster girls will screw you in ways you enjoy.

That said, I can relate to the knee thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606864
>being a cripple cuck
Ahahahaahaha
ahahahahah
hah
I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607000
>Eating cereal

Fucking faggots, just as bad as marriagefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606965
Sounds like you've had awful luck with women alright.

I mean, seriously?
>"I know we're engaged, but you missed Christmas. I wanted to fuck some other guy for Christmas. And he stood me up! Can you believe that?"

I mean really, what the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606993
>being immortal
>sleeping
>not laying tons of deadly traps in your house
Topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606912
>>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples.
I wonder if that includes incubus monster couples.

>>13606912
>>13606920
>>13606953
It's not NTR, and the plants don't impregnate the monster girls. That's not how tentacle plants work in MGE.
They consume demonic energy in a similar fashion in which monster girls consume spirit energy, and they get a large amount of demonic energy from sex between incubus and monsters.

They rape both because of this reason as well as their regular rape.

Most of couples looking that go into the forest either do so because that's their fetish, or because they're looking for the Treasured Child Tree, which has sap that works as a foolproof fertility aid, but the sap doesn't actually impregnate the woman, intercourse with the man is still required.

Though there is still Man Marionettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606965
Fellow cripple here though I only have a small lifelong medical condition, not something like that, what Monster Girl would you want to heal you with loving care and cuddles?

I'd want a big dragon girl who'd keep me safe and take care of me, making me her greatest treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606970
Yay karma!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607038
>he doesn't enjoy Cocoa Puffs, Cheerios, Fruit Loops, and Rice Krispies
Imagine how cereal would taste with the introduction of Holstaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get into an argument with a werecat and then make her stop mid-rant by distracting her with a laser pointer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607016
thats what scumbags deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606965
>they weren't actually screaming at me for not letting her fuck around
So, did they know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607053
Would there be Monster girl cereal?
>>13607055
I want to help a Wurm collect shiny things.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a bath within a slime!

[Anonymous No.]

You are a single parent of an avian MG daughteru. You see her trying to fly, but she just can't do it, and comes to you for help. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607053
Fuck that, I wouldn't try anything from a monster.

I'm so glad they'll never exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607053
Personally, I prefer Honey Bunches of Oats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607060
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607063
Go get a Harpy/Dragon or some shit and have her teach my kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607065
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606953
>Now disguising yourself and hanging around the outer areas where families go for picnics...

>get tentacle + raging mushroom potion
>hide in family picnic area
>fuck and mindbreak both waifu and daughteru with super tentacle dicks
>fuck the guy in his boipussy until he is alp
>get instant harem
Sounds like a plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607053
>No lucky charms or cocoa pebbles

I don't even know you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607045
I wasn't agreeing with the guy who was calling it NTR.

Just saying someone could guzzle a Tentacle Potion, hide out in the forest...who would know, really?

But then it says MGs don't get pleasure from strangers and rapists once they're married so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607063
Tie balloons to her torso to give her some support, then slowly guide her as she flaps her wings until she takes off. Once she manages to fly on her own, she drops down so I can get the balloons off her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607067
>getting an MG babysitter

What kind of parents would hire one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607070
Alping don't work that way faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607078
A shitty one, aka a monster girl parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607070
Going by your typing style, I can determine that you're the cuck that was funposting during .less' previous visits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607078
The best_ kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607067
>Your parents will never invite the Apophis down the street who likes the softness of human skin a little too much for your liking to babysit you while they go out for a ball gathering
>You will never engage in Tom and Jerry antics with her, since you really hate that she's incredibly huggy
>She will never insist that you put lots of lotion on after you shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607069
Thankful they don't exist ≠ Not attracted to them.

Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607087
You seem to be upset, I think its time to stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607083
I don't remember doing it though I'm not sure
What posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607051
A Kikimora.

>>13607059
No idea, the phone calls usually went "Fuck you you fu-" and that's where I'd hang up. Stopped answering after a couple days and deleted the texts without reading them.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey, kid. Wanna touch my horns?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607086
>Your parents will never invite the Apophis down the street who likes the softness of human skin a little too much for your liking to babysit you while they go out for a ball gathering
Yeah because my parents aren't shit/assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607082
>>13607084
Well this is confusing.
>>13607086
I will definitely need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607096
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607096
Looks more like you want to touch mine.
Seriously she's like a dog humping air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607060
They would all be frosted, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607096
too much lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607087
Holy shit, the salt is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>You Werewolf waifu will never love you more than anything in the world
>Bacon pales in comparison
>One day you get into an acident, and fall into a deep coma
>Doctors don't now when you'll wake up, if at all
>Your waifu is given the choice to keep you on life support or pull the plug
>She refuses to let you die, believing you'll wake up any day
>She sits by your bedside as the days fly by
>Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months, months turn into years, years turn into decades
>You still haven't woken up
>But your waifu still sits beside your body, hoping you will wake up any minute now
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi57d50pCUw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606980

Cold and scaly and most definitely not lovable. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607079
>Normally you'll turn back after a fixed amount of time, but if you end up thinking while having sex with a guy in this state, your condition will turn permanent and you become a monstergirl for good
Expect it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605951
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607101
Does she qualify as an adult?
Who am I kidding, of course she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607086
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607112
That song always makes me think of Seymour.
Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607067
>tfw somebody caps and posts shit you wrote
I do enjoy that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607128
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607128
>shotashit
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607096
>Animated and Bouncy
Fuck, I might have to buy the retail version of P&D now...

But then would there be reason to continue with the mobile version? Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607133
Write more stuff like that.
Did you write that Mad Hatter thing from earlier too?
>>13607136
http://exhentai.org/g/783320/5a123a06b8/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607120
>I don't understand language

You're talking about wonderland fruits now, and before you were talking about raping a guy and forcing him to alp, and it doesn't work that way. Fuck off fujoshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit thread.

Stay dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607063
Get myself a Harpy waifu to teach the daughteru.

The daughteru still won't fly because she's a cockatrice but damn if we aren't going to try

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607142
>For 3DS
Son of a bitch. Another reason why not having a 3DS fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607133

I fucking hate that feeling. With a passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607145
>Spoiler
Nope, don't think I've ever written anything involving a Mad Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607152
Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607154
>tfw you give er an inferiority complex because she'l never be good enough to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607161
Bollocks pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607152
I think there's just one poster who thinks he's on /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607133
It does feel great.
Until somebody posts it some seven times until everyone is sick of it.
Then you feel like ya did something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607161
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607172
I'm talking about all of you.

I feel ashamed to have this fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607171

"pls" yourself for mistaking me for that scattered brained faggot trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607169
She didn't fly so good

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl makes the best yandere counter?

I mean to say the best girl to escape from a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607154
If she can't teach your daughteru to fly, will she at least teach your daughteru to play cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607169
I'll tell her to harness that negative energy and turn it into something positive by sending her to the air force to get trained to be an ace pilot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhdNjzX4waA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607178
Oh so it's just you then.

feel free to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607185
Holst, Dragon, Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607185
Another yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

For people with monstergirl fetishes, y'all are the vanilla-est motherfuckers on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607185
Any monster girl who can physically protect you or hide you from it.
Aka, Kunoichi, Ushi-Oni, Manticores, Chimaera, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607113
you just have to warm them up to you
under the covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607190
Nah, I'm going to wait right here until you faggots are finally forced to fuck off with /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607185
Your own yandere/fake yandere persona

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605518
Beelzebub is a very lewd and underrated girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607195
>>13607199
There's a little /d/ in everyone anons, some people are just to weak to accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607152
>>13607178
>>13607199
tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607201
>Diet: Omnivorous, will eat almost anything, has a liking for human fluids
>human fluids

confirmed for rimming that disgusting dirty bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607201

>That faggot Fly keeps stealing my food
>Oh God she's eating the crumbs off my face and licking my sweat
>I'm both strangely disgusted and aroused because HOT DAMN
>THAT ABDOMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607185
Only a yandere can defeat a yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607199
What's the next step in your master plan, Bane?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in a mansion with a Beelzebub mistress, a Mantis gardener, an Honeybee cook, and a legion of Devilbug maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607232

What is their schtick again aside from being horny Not!Akaname?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607232
Is the place a fucking wreck? I could live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607201
They are marvelously lewd.

I like the idea of a Beelzebub setting you up in a public square, restrained to be used as a public cumpump for a good portion of the day, before taking you home at the end of it all, licking you clean with her ravenous tongue, before riding you silly until you both fall asleep exhausted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607236
Instant Harem, just add NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607232
Mantis' and Kehpri's are the only bug girls I don't want to purge with a passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607239
I'd fix their borderline-condemned place up and let them take all the credit! I won't do it for free though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607245

>Implying she wouldn't make a game out of seeing you ridden ragged by all the girls in the public square before burying her face in your cock

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE ARE MY WAIFU SIMULATORS, ASSHOLES
WE'VE BEEN WAITING LONG ENOUGH FOR THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607248
Well, they are kind of the only good bug girls anyway.
Unless you're also referring to Spider girls, in which case, they're not bugs. They're arthropods.

[Anonymous No.]

http://feministcurrent.com/12006/why-im-not-celebrating-irelands-legalization-of-gay-marriage-as-a-win-for-equality/

>Ireland legalizes gay marriage
>Feminists start ranting about how marriage is wrong

This is why we like Monster Girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607262
NERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607260
Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607251
What do you take for payment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607276
Their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607274
What...even...I...I don't...this...wha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607274

What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607274
That black guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607265
>Monstergirls become real
>Feminists see the writing on the wall and try to stop them
>Start to protest about monstergirls being dangerous and evil, suddenly start caring about the poor male rape victims of the monsters.
>Manage to win several victories limiting the freedoms of monster-kind
>In general act bitchy and rude to all monstergirls, no matter how kind and gentle they might be
>Gangs of human bullies harassing monstergirls, while offering "protection" to human boys
>Boys that agree have to date only human girls, boys that refuse are slandered as easy bait, which leads to them getting raped
>A bunch of them bully and beat up your daughteru to tears, because she asked out a boy one of the bullies liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607287
his name is 50 cent you pleb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607248
>not liking centipedes and moths

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
>A bunch of them bully and beat up your daughteru to tears, because she asked out a boy one of the bullies liked.

genocide.
Genocide.
GENOCIDE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
Time for a killing spree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
Aw, man, don't do that.
We moved out of Egypt to get away from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607265
Fuck off to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607299

>Liking smelly NEET centipedes when nobody writes about them anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
And then he saw how shit tier the human girls were and cleaned up your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607312
>not wanting to sniff a NEET oomukade's used panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607265
>feminists
>against gay marriage
Good

I'm also support their "marriage is wrong" thing. No more alimony, divorce with 50% of your shit taken and other fun stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607321
Yeah, marriage is outdated and a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607312
>>13607318
>Anon bullies an oomukade because everyone told him they were pushovers and hikkis.
>She shows him a devious smile before dragging him off to the bushes for a quick rape and venom injection
>He can no longer spend more than twelve hours away from his waifu before developing an uncontrollable shiver

I hope you like the creepy crawly waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607328
I do love my yandere monster waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607321
>>13607324
So you support women being able to fuck around with however many guys they want with 0 commitment ever expected of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607328
>Anon bullies any monster girl
>Finds out that they just rape any guy that tries to bully them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607328
>Alternatively, she jumps you and starts ravenously kissing you and shoving her tongue in your mouth to get a taste of your saliva
>No sex is necessary, as the makeout session made her cum twice already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607336
Monster girls don't do that at least
Thats why monster girl love is the purest form of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607336
To be honest, I'm not a fan of relationships in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607336
They will fuck around with or without marriage, so it doesn't really matter
But without marriage they won't steal 50% of your shit and whatever % of your pay
Marriage is mostly beneficial for women, they are digging their own grave. And I'm okay with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607343
>not doing a prenup
I mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607333

>Yandere

Fucking pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607339
>Anon bullies a Lizardgirl
>"Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs!"
>The next 40 or so seconds include a title card labelled "scene missing"
>When Anon gets his head straight, he's being raped by the Lizardgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607346
>They’re obsessively clingy and affectionate towards their prey to point that it borders on paranoia. Once they get a man, they’re never ever willing to be apart from him. Until he becomes entirely theirs, they continue to copulate a countless number of times, continuously spoiling the man’s body and heart with love and pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
>implying feminists wouldn't be wiped the fuck out day one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607344
Judges can throw out prenups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607328
>>13607339
>>13607347
No fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
Petition for Human Girl genocide and relocation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607343
The thing is, marriage is optional in the first place. If you don't trust a person to stay committed going into the commitment, then it'd be prudent to do as >>13607344 says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607344
There are tons of cases where prenups are rejected by court though
Womyn can say she was forced/drunk/didn't understand what she signed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
>Bullying my daughteru in a nonloving way

They say that once in his career, a milkman is allowed to abandon love and peace on a vengeance quest. He will be blessed by the goddess herself and no mortal barrier can hold him or weapon stop him.
He shall find those who have wronged his goddes, and he shall drag them before the very seat of Hathor herself.
Here she will gaze upon them before casting them deep into the earth to languish in silence and loneliness, unable to see, here, touch or even smell another person.
Rarely do those cast into the dark last long, but when they finally break, they are brought before her and given a single goblet of gold filled with her milk.
There the drinkers will be reborn as a holstuar of fine health, ready to spread her word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607356
>If you don't trust a person to stay committed going into the commitment, then it'd be prudent to do as >>13607344 says.
>if you don't trust a person to stay committed you should still get committed to them anyway.
Anon that kind of thinking is part why 50% of marriages fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607340
>"W-What the fuck." He says as he slowly gets to his feet
>The oomukade is still panting on the ground with flushed cheeks and the occasional spasm
>One of her hands is stirring her insides sloppily while the other is trying and failing to reach out to you
>She's giggling like a retard while calling out to her 'darling' to come and cuddle right there on the grass only a few meters from the sidewalk.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

I will just stick with best waifu and ignore human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607350
If one of them got attacked, they would use it to paint monstergirl as evil and violent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607362
Give her what she wants, of course. Cuddle the cuddlebug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607352
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607366
Which is why you have human men do the killing. Anybody that stands up for the feminists is a retard or a jew trying to jew so they die too.
I'm not even a traitor but if you stand up for modern day feminists you're a terrible fucking person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607366
I feel like if MGs just suddenly appeared, war would be inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607361
They would have failed anyway. There's a reason, or many, they were thinking like that.

>>13607351
>>13607358
Ours is a broken society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
>betacuck fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607369
You heard the man, this is now the human girl general now.

Post human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily Reminder Human Girls belong in farms where they exist solely to breed human boys, which will be integrated into society, and girls to be put back in the farms to continue breeding.

Reminder that this continued isolation from society reduces their minds to simplistic ones, similar to that of the ones in Planet of the Apes.

Reminder that this is the best possible ending and the only way Monsters can coexist with Humanity.

Reminder that these farms are kept from the public eye. And even if they weren't, 90% of the population, human boys included, simply wouldn't care, because to them human women are on the same level as cows or chickens, livestock and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607377
Nice try, squiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607374
I was giving a reason why we should stomp out the feminist threat.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely a Monstergirl wouldn't pounce you while you're having a comfy nap after a straining day of work, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607377

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607373
>Ours is a broken society.
You shouldn't just be finding this out now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607380
Don't respond to the idiot. He's been spamming for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607377
OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607381
Why would you nap in a public place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607381
That's precisely when they will pounce! You'll know their approach by their battlecry.
>"Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm borrrrrred! Let's play!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607377
Anon, here's the hing: if they can breed with us then monstergirls ARE human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607378
Or you could not be an asshole and have monster girls birth human sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607378
Reminder than you're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607394
>that "eyes"
This is much more spookier than faceless man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607378
I'd argue that this kind of mentality is why human girls are so volatile and awful to us in the first place, and how we should try and be more open and understanding, trying to create a better standing with them...

But we've had millennia of opportunities to do that. They've had their chances. We should pursue better options.

>>13607384
More just sadly reflecting on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607381
I would welcome it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607378
>similar to that of the ones in Planet of the Apes.
Are you retarded, or do you just have bad memory?
Landon was lobotomized and the other humans were bred specifically to become stupid, which would include human men, not only women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607371
So it would be just like MonMusu. Monsters would be unable to fight us, but we could do whatever we want without consequence.

All the more reason the human race needs a nice decimation every couple of months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607378
Topkek
This is so sad, poor anon must have been anal raped by feminists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607377
>You will never maintain the masquerade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607410
I mean, even without them being able to kill us they can still incapacitate a human being easily.

This isn't a case of mean old humans and poor little monstergirls. They can still knock you the fuck out in a light swat and then carry you back to their caves to make a dozen more monstergirls who will grow up faster and stronger than a human child ever could.

Even with guns and modern technology there are still plenty of monstergirls who could wreck a human city no trouble. A sandworm or a regular wurm would both be absolutely devastating to even modern military soldiers.

And those are the stupid, uncoordinated monstergirls. Something like a baphomet or a lilim could absolutely destroy entire countries.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls becoming friends with human girls and going out to hunt men together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
>boys that refuse are slandered as easy bait, which leads to them getting raped

Raped by the monstergirls, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607425
Why would a human girl want to hunt men? It makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607425
Great idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607427
Most of the time. Who's going to believe a boyslut when he says that gloomy human nerd forced herself on him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607421
M-muh invincible human ingenuity! Muh HFY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607428
The magical green paper they hide in their wallets.
Also, human girls like to have fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607381
She would do worse, she would slip under the covers and join me in napping, wrapping one arm and and her spadetail around my body. I'd wake up later with no idea exactly when she joined me, and then decide maybe I'll rest for a few minutes longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607396
I'm not God anon

>>13607397
Pathetic doesn't save societies Anon.

>>13607400
It's simply what must be done. It may not sound pretty, but after generations of living there without education, they'll eventually stop caring, and not know better. For them they'll eventually grow content with the constant fucking and impregnation, and food. Their hedonistic simplistic lifestyle with make them content.

>>13607402
Eh, you know what I mean.

>>13607415
It's not anal rape, it's how a Monster Girl and Human Boy society would work.

Coexistence with Human Girls simply isn't possible. Those that want to integrate would corrupt themselves into a Monster Girl. Those that fought bitterly and opposed Monster Girls were sent to the farms. Thanks to the farms breeding Human Boys, they can ensure Monster Girls can fuck Human Boys without fear of leading themselves to extinction, as they have a controlled supply of Human Boys to pump into society thanks to these farms.

I honestly don't see why people would be opposed to this idea of Human Girl farms. Do you fight for cow and chicken rights too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607436
If God didn't want humans to die, He wouldn't have made them mortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607431
Anon-kun, plz. I'm being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607445
Muh wizards! Muh armies! Muh tanks! Muh human spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607444

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607444
Well at least they'll get to fuck as many guys as they could ever want, and never have to worry about necessities nor cost of living?

Really, it's what most human girls want from what I've observed.

And all the ones who want something more out of life, would just get themselves monsterized.

It's win-win really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607454
FUCK OFF MARCHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607444
When you think about it, this could actually happen, i mean lillim are known for worse shit, it would be no surprise that they did it under the guise of "re-education"

Personally i don't think i would like the fact that my mother was human cattle with the sole purpose of breeding, that would be really disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a Human Boy who works at the Human Girl farms with the sole purpose of fucking human girls
>You will never murmur about how "It's a living" as you fuck all the Human Girls who beg for your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607462
Well if your mother already has menopause then I doubt she'd get sent to the Human Girl farms, it'd be pointless.

Also, the Human Girl farms would take several generations to get fully running, to both dumb down the girls inside it and fully work Human Girls out of society, either by corrupting them into monsters, sending them to the farms, or if they're old enough, just waiting for them to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607474
Would you help monsterize the females in your family to save them from the farms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607461

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293

>Get a call.
>Another 'incident' at school with your daughter.
>Swallowing the unnameable feeling in your gut, you clock out work early and drive to her school.
>Again, there are the glares of other parents to greet you in the parking lot.
>Again, you can hear the screaming from down the hall as you approach the office.
>Again, you enter and are immediately greeted by the sight of your daughter's usual tormenters, all conveniently lined up in chairs against the wall opposite your little girl so they can stare her down.
>This time, however, they're all sporting black eyes, fat lips and bloody noses.
>That's... a new one.
>You look down to your daughter's usual seat and find a young boy, maybe a grade lower, sitting right next to her.
>One of his eyes is covered up in bandage and gauze.
>His face is cut up to hell, probably from the set of bloodied keys sitting on the principal's desk.
>He's bruised everywhere and his knuckles are torn open, oozing blood all over his pant legs and the floor.
>There's a small Maltese Cross tattooed on his forearm, marking him as an adept of the Paladin Hospitaller Order.
>And he's glaring right back at the kids on the opposite wall, clearly ready for round two.
>All the usual screaming of the teachers, parents and the principal you heard on the way to this office is actually directed at him instead of your little girl this time, who, for her part, only has a teensy scuff on her cheek as she stares down at the floor and silently tears up.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607474
I mean, if i was born in such a setting, and when i'm old enough i realize the truth behing my birth, that would be not cool, it would be like realizing you mother was a porn star for the most part of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607476
If you asked most Human Girls if they wanted to become cool powerful sexy Monsters, or get sent to farms where they get fucked and have all their needs met, they'd probably choose the first. Though some may choose the later out of free will, mainly the really lazy and already shallow ones, and the Paladins who are captured and refuse to become a Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607439
I feel like it would be an innocent thing initially, but the exposure to so much mamono mana and partaking in the monstruous behavior would warp them incredibly quickly and turn them into monstergirls before they even realized it.

>Pasty white girl decides to live with an amazon tribe for a year in order to understand their culture
>Initially disgusted and regretful, can't stand their obvious misandry and dark ages superstition
>Until she finally partakes in one of the man hunts
>Her heart beats wildly as she helps one of the tribesgirls capture her mark.
>They pat her on the back as they carry off the crying man and she feels something new in her heart
>A wild and depraved sense of pleasure
>From there the days begin to blur together for her
>She starts training diligently alongside her 'sisters' so that that she'll be even more useful in the next hunt
>She doesn't seem to notice her skin turning tan, or how her clothes are starting to tighten around her thickening waist and growing breasts
>She's too busy focusing on how she'll knock down her man
>Somewhere in the back of her mind she justifies it by saying that it's just part of learning
>Finally the day comes when she sets out with her two most trusted sisters to find her mark
>Before departing they stop her and paint her skin with the same markings that all other tribeswomen wear.
>She doesn't find it strange in the least bit how she no longer needs to look up to the others, they sure don't mention it
>Once more her heart goes crazy with lust and excitement as she chases down her chosen man
>She succeeds easily and her sisters congratulate her bursting with joy
>She breeds for an entire day, her mind falling into complete depravity and licentiousness as she rapes her husband
>When she comes out her ears are long, her hair a pure white, and a single horn grazes her forehead
>One year finally passes, but she's much too busy waiting her firstborn daughter to worry about leaving
>Home? This is her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607479
Ask just what the bloody hell happened for one.

Then, assuming the boy was defending the daughteru, thank him.

Maybe ask if he wants to come for ice cream with me and my daughteru after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607491
>implying you'll get the truth that way

This is typical bullying. You'll only get to hear the side of the story that paints the bullies as martyrs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607479
Ask for a sit rep. The hell happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607479
Did he beat up those bullies? Then I congratulate him on being a good Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the last words you say to your waifu/daughteru on your death bed?
Hard Mode: Nothing Funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607490
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
fuck it......

[Anonymous No.]

>No tiny mermaid to warn you of posts created to rile you up while she watches you browse 4Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
"You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607477
but seriously, a world where everyone is happier and living better lives (except the school bullies who are zombies now) is wrong because why? Marche kills people and monsters, destroys his nonhuman friends (who helped him the entire time) and their entire world, just because he doesn't like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607509

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607490
See? Amazons can do good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
"I bet the jewnukis did it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607514
I am only on like Mission 16 and just destroyed the first crystal. I saw this coming from 10 miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
Something cryptic they'll never understand.
>"It's... under the tree... two keys..."
>They spend forever trying to figure out what tree I was talking about, then get digging and find nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607516
Gods, I want to somehow incapacitate a kraken and punish her tits so much she can't distinguish the pain from pleasure.
A wight is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607509
>no mermaids to kill and drink their blood
Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
"Continue my work. Don't let them stop you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
Always look on the bright side of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never force feed a baphomet four gallons of hathor milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
>Don't worry, we'll see each other again!
>I got a hundred I.O.U's to cash in on that devil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
That's it, I've had it. Either this wallpaper has to go,or I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607539
For some reason, tiny mermaid gore is more popular than one would initially think.
I wish I didn't know the reason, but I think I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607551
Maybe one day.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/P9asELqV

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607551
Yeah, oppai loli Baph would be pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607559
that fart cloud

lactose intolerance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607551
It will only make them oppai loli
Read the MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607563
>those arms

No thanks mutant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607568

Could be worse. She could be A kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607474
>or if they're old enough, just waiting for them to die
>not monsterizing them into ara ara milf monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
No regrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607579
I'd a kumiho as long as she didn't eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607479
I like him, he can marry my daughteru right fucking now if he wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607551
Mien Comrad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607559

Sometimes i've wondered. Would an onee-san type Baphomet have the same vaginal tightness as her loli form? I'm not talking about "pedophile" levels of tight,either.

I'm talking fleshy vacuum sealed dicking as she gulps down your seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
Til All Are One
That Way I can come back to save the day when some random scientist tries to get revenge on all monster girls for crippling his daughter with the Hate Plague

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
"I left everything I own in one piece."

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never fight a tomboy Lilim named Betty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607609
Is she evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607609
I suddenly have an urge to see a lilim fight against a paladin in a duel. No powers, no prayers, just talking with their fists and only their fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607614
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607620
Betty is going down!
Then Betty is going down~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607609
Im going to boop her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607621
Beware anon, first you must remove her pointy nipple clamps, the source of her power!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never walk the streets with a group of unruly undead led by a yeti
>You will never choose the Hug Life
>The Hug Life will never choose you

[PantyQuest No.]

Sorry I've been dead for so long.

The kung fu mouse has been added if anyone's still interested.

http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607631
Cool, glad to see you're back at it man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607631
I missed you man.

Would raid for as many spats as I could get my hands on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607629
I would gladly have chosen the huglife. Sounds like all I'd ever want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607051
SKEELETOON KUUNNN
I REMEMBER YOU
i think at least
You the faggot with the chest deformity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607629
>a yeti leading an undead gang 1950s leather jacket musical Grease style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607631
You've got two of my favorite monster girls up next. You're not allowed to die yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is the best loli and why is it Familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607664
No loli is the best loli, you silly Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607664
Because they can be anything, but with magic.
Even delicious mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607582
>Older human women are led into a specialized room
>The attendents are all incubi due to the special nature of the activity
>Door locks behind them and a pressure valve seals them in entirely
>Suddenly nozzles come out of the wall, they start panicking thinking they'll be gassed after becoming useless
>Instead demonic energy in liquid form begins to rain down on them from all sides
>It takes all of two seconds for the room to devolve into an uncontrollable orgy of transforming bodyparts and shifting faces
>The old and wrinkled women become youthful and lusty once more before the more severe changes begin to show
>Most simply grow horns and tails along with black sclera and an unsatiable need for dick
>Other however, are not so lucky
>Some women feel the pain of their legs fusing together as newly formed tails sprout violently.
>Others agonize as their skin erupts into a thousand scales of varying colors and claws grow from their fingers
>A few watch their skin become rubbery and pliable while their legs divide into eight long and powerful tentacles
>One or two even go through the pain of developing a hard insect carapace along with a new lower body mountend on an abdomen
>The only constant trait between them are the moans of pleasure and pain as they seek comfort in each other's bodies and in the attendents who are doing their best to please each and every one of them
>Hours later they are each carried out, a few by crane, to the re-education center where they'll be taught about the world outside of the breeding centers
>They'll finally get to experience true freedom after having faithfully served the world by birthing more human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
You're gonna have to summon me back in five minutes, more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607668
I want a little Mouse Girl dressed as a magical girl! Complete with a wand and sparkly dress!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kraken to manipulate my limbs like a marionette with her tentacles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607669
This works for me actually. Heck, give them a good amount of money to start their life off with and we're golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607664
Hobgoblin. Or loli Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
"Don't t you fucking resurrect me or so help me god I will kill you both."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606166
Elves going after orcs is still my favorite role reversal I've seen on the internet. Kinda reminds me of a lot of people in this threads with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you kissud your brown elf maid today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607502
Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607727
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607727
Does bending her over a table and repeatedly fucking her until my semen overflows count as a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

You get to have sex with you're waifu, except she has to wear a ribbed sweater throughout the entire thing, and neither of you are allowed to take it off
Do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607727
If she were real. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607740
Why the fuck not? Are you some kind of faggot or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607740
What kind of question is this? Of course I accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607740
Yeah, you didn't say I can't go under there and suck her tits that way while fucking her so that's exactly what I'm going to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607651
Yeah, that's me.

And Skeleton Girls are cuties. Please remember to cuddle your local Skeleton girl and stop sending them Hathor Milk, it's not funny you jerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607737
Your penis is kissing her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607740
I'll buy one big enough for both of us to be able to fit in!
We'll lock hands after getting our arms through the sleeves, our bodies kept tightly together by the sweater, as we kiss each other passionately and I pound her from the front!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607753
>stop sending them Hathor Milk
But it makes them stronger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607727
She kissed me before I had a chance. Twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607737
Muramasa loves being pierced from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607753
But strong bones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607753
>Not sending them Hathor milk so it makes them INVINCIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607753
Skeleton girls are cute! I want one!
But how can we have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607740
You ask as if it's some kind of deterrent for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607747
This is probably the third thing I see in these threads that actually sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607772
You're just going to have to bone here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607765
>>13607763
>>13607760

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607779
>You will never shut the door on a skeleton girl who came to your house to ask you out, only to find out they consume Hathor milk when they bust through the wall and take you by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607775
>third thing
>only three things
Also what are the other two?

[Anonymous No.]

>The study, conducted with over 60,000 women (age 39-74) and 45,000 men (age 45-79) found that too much milk – three or more glasses a day – was not only associated with mortality but also an increased risk of fracture and hip fracture. Researchers found this surprising association after following the men and women in this study for 22 and 13 years respectively. Over this time, study participants completed questionnaires about their milk-drinking habits.

>After adjusting for a other variables, they found that women who reported drinking three or more glasses of milk each day nearly doubled their risk of death in relation to women who drank less than one glass each day. Men were not as affected as women, but those who drank three or more glasses of milk each day still showed a significant increase in mortality.

Milk confirmed to turn women into skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607784
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607787
That is why soy milk is best milk.
Dammit, Hathor's gonna get me for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607785
Procreation in the Lotus position and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607760
>>13607765
But Anon, if you give them Hathor Milk in particular, they'll think you'll want a chubby girl! And they can't give you that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607793
>soy milk

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath is too old for me
Is there a toddler Sabbath section?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607787
>drinking excess milk increases your risk for death
See, that's proof it makes your bones and skelington stronger. So strong in fact that it breaks out of your skin prison earlier than usual to roam free.
>soy milk
You're gonna get snu snued and pelvicerated while being force feed Holstaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607800
mein neiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607803
>>13607793
Fuck, that second one was obviously for that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607800
Please fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607798
>huniepop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607740
That just makes it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607812
>not liking cute toddlers
No, you fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>The more reluctant your elf is to admit she loves being your personal slut-slave maid, the better it is to make her ahegao every time.
True or false?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607798
>vomiting succubus.png
>the vomit isn't semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607798
>TFW finding out Audrey is pure and doesn't actually do drugs and is a virgin
Legitimate twist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607479
>>13607491
>>13607498
>>13607501

>You ask what the hell happened.
>Immediately the kids on the far wall burst into tears.
>Oh, great. This shit again.
>"W-we were just playing with the monster, when this scary kid showed up and started yelling at us..."
>Where've you heard that one before...
>"We told him to go away and maybe pushed him a little, but then he started hitting us!"
>Anything else they could say is drowned by their collective sobbing and blubbering.
>The young Acolyte, easily a head shorter than the smallest among them, is clearly unamused.
>"So then, Mister, what were YOU doing?" the Principal wheels around and asks the boy, leaning down in his face, trying to look intimidating.
>"My job."
>"Don't give me that, you're a PALADIN! you're supposed to-"
>"DEFEND THE WEAK." he cuts the rotund old man off, causing him to stumble back and sputter a little, hands raised defensively.
>In retrospect, yeah you guessed that even a young Acolyte with the most basic Paladin training under his belt was probably more than a match for a grown man.
>Screaming in ones face was probably not a bright idea.
>"They..." your ears perk up as your daughter speaks for the first time. "Held him down... and cut his face... with keys..."
>"N-NO!" The fat kid on the opposite wall, easily taller than you sporting a face that looked like it had a recent, intimate encounter with a brick wall manages to sputter through his swollen lips "I just wanted him to stop hitting me!"
>"That's funny, Tub-Tub, you were laughing pretty hard before I got out of your hold." The Acolyte fires back, causing the giant to flinch back and whimper slightly.
>Silence falls over the office, until the Principal finally nuts up and finds his voice.
>"Two weeks suspension, all of you." he manages before turning to you. "Mr. Anon, I'm sure you're aware that most Acolytes are orphans, would you mind driving this... young man... back to his monastery?"

Well? Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607798
I mean, look, soy milk tastes perfectly good on Honey Bunches of Oats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607840
>"Actually, I wish to adopt him."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607834
False. My maid is not a slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607800
Hope you like dwarf handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607840
Do just that.

>>13607852
Nigga, you can't say that to the principal.
You gotta keep it a secret from everyone and secretly ask the Head nun who runs the orphanage, then you can surprise your daughteru with the news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607863
Oh, right. Yeah. Keep it a secret until we get to the orphanage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607840
Ask my daughteru about her side of the story, then try to get the principal to drop the charges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607855
It's just sexy-talk, Anon.
Unless it's true. Then it's not only sexy talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607863
>>13607870
>>13607874
Isn't the Paladin younger than your daughter? What's she gonna do with a little brother if she can't even protect him? Besides, if you're family, she can't marry her brother.

[Anonymous No.]

This kraken girl comes up to you on the shore and professes that for a long time now she's been waiting for you to return. She is madly in love with you and wants nothing more than to marry right this instant.

but She cannot live outside of the ocean and will need to drag you down to the depths below to live with her in a village of sea monstergirls. You're allowed to come up for one day every three months, but must otherwise remain underwater with her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a werecat daughteru to give me a long, hard look when I tell her not to knock that glass off the table, and knock the glass down anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
How are the villagers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
>Shore
Immersion ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
I don't even live anywhere near the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607753
But it gives them calcium strength, at their command!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
Fuck yeah nigga. Latex Kraken a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
Fuck that shit.
How am I gonna shitpost on 4Chan or play vydia with the terrible connection there must be that far under the sea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_W5hWOWeY
Such is life with a kraken waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
Fuck no, I'll stick with a superior mostergirls like a shirohebi.
Besides, I hate the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607894
She just wants a spanking anon, don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607889
>Isn't the Paladin younger than your daughter?
>What's she gonna do with a little brother if she can't even protect him?
>Besides, if you're family, she can't marry her brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607919
Onee-sans are supposed to protect their otoutos.

If she can't protect her Otouto's smile so he can be carefree and innocent, then she's a terrible Onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607889
>she can't marry her brother
>Implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607895
mostly kind mermaids with husbands of their own. A few scylla and a charybdis who is strangely obsessed with smelling you. The other husbands come together once a week to talk shit and set playdates between their daughterus.

>>13607897
>>13607901
shore, bathtub, it's all the same if you believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607919
Why is she so vulgar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607934
That's what happens when squids become kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
>You're allowed to come up for one day every three months
>Not one day every ten years

Do you even fear death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607930
Can I have a cancer maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607930
I hate the ocean, besides I don't even like krakens. I don't even know how she could have fallen in love with me, last time I was anywhere near the water was on an orchestra back in high-school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607926
>Not protecting you onee-san.
>Not being a man your one-san can be proud of to have as an otouto.
>Not taking your onee-san and bending her over the table, fucking her so hard you make her scream like a whore to show her how much you love her and care for her.

You're a terrible otouto, and your onee-san will never want you as her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607938
>fearing something I will never experience
Anon, when I die I ain't gonna know I'm dead.
Or anything at all really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607950
>Having a submissive onee-san who's too lazy to protect herself and her otouto
>Having an onee-san who expects you to take charge and not take initiative herself
Your Onee-san is a shame to onee-sans everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>ryu with black sclera
>holst with black sclera
>sea bishop with black sclera
each of these makes me hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605083
Hello.

Thank you for your kind words.
I am happy you enjoyed the story.

I plan to link the story again on completion of the next segment.
It still won't be finished, though.

[Anonymous No.]

What will it take for you to worship Poseidon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607989
I want to marry Poseidon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607840
Give the principle a quarter, tell him to go downtown and have a were-rat gnaw that disgusting mole off his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607989
Her to join the pantheon with Hathor, Ammy, Ra, and others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607934
SHE IS A KID NOW
>you will never fill a thick kid squid with your white ink
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607989
Big thick squid tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607989
A kraken waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13605433
>Arch Alp

Actually kinda scary. I'm not sure if I can get away with teasing her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607934
>Getting chased by inkling girl
>Ducking down every alley, hopping over every fence to make distance
>Swimming through paint makes keeping up almost trivial for her
>turn down a long alleyway
>FWOOM!
>Suddenly you and the entire alley are caked in paint
>She ditches the bazooka and melts into the floor, bearing down on you
>You try to run but it's no use
>She hops from the paint tackling you to the ground
>She flashes her beak-teeth in a mischievous grin
>She'a a kid now, but she'll be a mom soon now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607989
Sorry, can't worship her.
Commandments and all.
I would go out on a date with you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607891
Ask her how I'll be able to survive underwater.

>>13607938
I caught that right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607989
A good internet connection under the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608012
Goddammit christ-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608008
>She'a a kid now, but she'll be a mom soon now

Aaaaand I'm hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608018
>>13608012
Oh hey it's priest-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608018
The rules are the rules.
You also almost spelled my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608012
I'm forbidden to date outside my religion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608008
>She'a a kid now, but she'll be a mom soon now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608008
>>She'a a kid now, but she'll be a mom soon now
Aw jeez, oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608025
Well shucks, hate to hear that but I guess we can't date.
Good luck with the conversions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608025
I dated a muslim that used to say that. We did more than date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608023
>>13608036
I just don't understand your logic man.

[Anonymous No.]

You come home to find your dark elf meido dressed in an overly complicated dress. She says that she wants to be a living doll and wants you to treat her just like a doll from now, including dressing her up, having tea parties, and holding her tight when you go to sleep.

How do you convince her to give up on her foolish dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608008
Would you fuck a mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608042
One of the big ten, can't worship any gods other than him.
Doesn't mean I can't date them or their servants/followers but I can't worship them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607965
It's not about your onee-san, and it's not about her being submissive or lazy!
It's about the best you can be for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
>How do you convince her to give up on her foolish dream?
Like hell I would. you are the worst type of person to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608047
No, she looks too fat
I would rather make a mom out of kid squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607631
>http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1
...sudden desire to steal Hinezumi Spats.

Preferably fresh after a workout...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
Dolls don't get creampies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607671
...this is kind of bad considering I'm the one who commissioned this and all, but I only just now noticed the faint golden arcane writing on the bookshelf.

[Anonymous No.]

NEW KC TONIGHT GET HYPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607740
Uh, duh?

>Implying this isn't every single day in the winter
>Perks of Living in Canada.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608065
It's too early for a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608062
Yes it is.
>>13608065
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
By loving penetrating her with 1000 times folded katana
Nothing personal, elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608057
You know, this isn't really anything to do with the milk stuff but chocolate milk is actually a pretty good workout drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
>How do you convince her to give up on her foolish dream?
Why would I do that?

I'm gonna take her to a witch so she can snuff her soul out of her body, put it into a one-foot-tall Living Doll made to her likeness, and make a brown Wight maid with her previous body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607840
Take Acolyte and Daughteru out for ice cream.

Inquire about adopting protective big brother for daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608065
Nope, cupid was only 2 weeks ago
It's usually 1 month~ till between new grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608065
C U S I T H
U
S
I
T
H

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
Dolls don't get dickings. Maids do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608072
>hot brown babe gets penetrated from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
I won't stop her. My wife always wanted a doll.

[Anonymous No.]

Enter the Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

I know this is an odd request but if any drawfags are around, can I request a Monster Girl version of this image? I don't care which drawfag does it, I just need it done.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608053
>>13608074
>>13608089
Uh oh, The living dark elf doll fell in love with you because you supported her dreams far too strongly. You come home to find her dressed up like pic related begging you to consumate the marriage and give her your half-breed.

How do you avoid marrying her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
>Step 1: Find Wizard/Lilim
>Step 2: Convince them to change her into a living doll
>Step 3: Take living doll dark elf home
>Step 4: Put out new maid hire request
Step 5: Test out whether Hathor's Milk works on living dolls because this meido has obviously not been drinking her daily allotment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607840
>>13607852
>>13607863
>>13607874
>>13607992

Hey guys, before I go further with this, do we have a preference for what we want the daughter to be?

And maybe give our young Paladin a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608098
I laugh at her for not being a dom like all Dark Elves should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608095
You should really delete that as soon as you can to make sure you get it. Any drawfag that wants to do it can check the archive for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608098
>How do you avoid marrying her?
you _____DON'T_____

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608102
Our Daughteru should be a Dragon. Maybe a Wurm or Jabberwock if you want to be exotic.

Paladin name should be a strong nice Christian name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608102
Just hit random on the wiki for the daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608098
>How do you avoid marrying her?
I don't think we're working on the same wavelength, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608098
>Avoid marrying her.

Why would I do that?
And drink your milk dammit! Are you giving it to those stray werekittens again?
You remember what happened last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608102
>>13608109
Vanilla Dragon.

John.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are wyverns so cute and why are they so fun to bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608008
>You'll never have an inkling childhood friend
Because their civilization is built on the ruins of ours.
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608117
>"S-STOP TRYING TO RIDE ME, YOU STUPID HUMAN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608116
Personally I think Jabberwock, considering they're so fucking weird they'd get bullied hard for all their tentacles and gnarly claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608124
But wouldn't it be hard to bully a jabberwock? They're huge and strong., not to mention dragons won't allow anyone to lord over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608124
>they'd get bullied hard for all their tentacles and gnarly claws.
>'Hey guys, lets bully that thing with the giant moving tentacle mouths full of teetg and massive claws for shredding'
>"That's the best idea anybody has ever had!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608095
>A clown, a land whale, and a dude wearing a baby bonnet
This is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608130
Not if they used to be an alp
Thank you machine Satan!.

[Anonymous No.]

Squids in spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608132
Goddammit
Teeth*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608130
>>13608132
If a Dragon is going to a Human Girl school, she could probably kill any off them with a swipe of her claws. She can't go full out and attack them because you better believe she'd get in big trouble. That's why they bully her, because they know she can't fight back, at least not at her full might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608136
>Short stack
Hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608136
Too fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608130

That and the kids bullying her did manage to actually put a scuff on her cheek. I doubt the average human school bully'd be capable of doing that to anything in the dragon family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608136
*Kids in spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608140
>can't fight back at her full might
>full might is easily killing somebody
Then what the fuck stops her from using just a bit of her might to kick anybody's ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608098
My wife won't mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608117
>Inferiority complex towards full Dragons
>Hates being ridden, but wants her husband to ride her (and vice versa)
>Claws result in her needing your help with delicate things, but she's too proud to ask right away
>She won't ask for help until she's completely frustrated
>And then you tell her how cute she is when she gets cranky
>The mixture of anger, embarrassment, and joy on her face at hearing that is priceless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608150
Personal fear from being unable to control her strength, and thus doesn't want to really fight back? Also the fact she's a kid, she's outnumbered, and human girl kids are fucking evil bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608117
Abrasive women are fun to torment and bully.
Part of the reason they're so sharp tongued is because of being tormented all the time as kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608157
Still what could they even do to her? Physically they can't do shit, and if she's really gonna be such a little coward about it then maybe she does deserve to be emotionally bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608170
They all have toy Vorpal Blades that are actually pretty fucking sharp

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently, some writefags did another anonymous speed writing contest.

If anybody wants, you can read the Red Oni stories they came up with here http://touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=1519

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608044
I ask my kiki how she got in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608180
>*slosh*
>Not *splat*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608180
>Slosh
>Not splat
You've got to be squidding me, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>your werekitten daughteru got stuck in a jar again
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608196
Pull her out and then proceed to feed her cake's and cookies until she is 100% not getting anything other than her arm in the jar.
She can burn it off when she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608180
>>13608136
>>13608047

So what's the deal with this? Is this the next My Little Pony; a children's cartoon where fanboys sexualize everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608215
>Splatoon
>Children's Cartoon
>Having a problem with sexualizing lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608215
>Is this the next My Little Pony
Anon that's like asking if monster girls are the new furry community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608215
>>13607516

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608215
>Implying My Little Pony is the only example of this
That's hilarious.

I mean yes, it and Pretty Cure are by far the worst examples, but c'mon anon. Rule 34.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608215
Nintendo always was MLP of videogames
Games targeted at children which attracts fat neckbeards instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608215
Is this your first time using the internet grandpa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608233
>Nintendo
>Children
Anon, you think Waifus of Nintendo's caliber are for children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608246
Prime Evidence.

Hyrule Warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608246
>Those eyes
>That stare
>That entire face

I am genuinely scared. Wide-smiled stares are the definition of primal fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608246
I'd spook her scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601622
I wish I had saved more of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608246
Post nintendo monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13601622
RIP mate

[Anonymous No.]

Which are the weirdest monster girls you could waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608272
Steve was the hero these threads needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608273
>Can't Escape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608272
I wish he'd been saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608273
It's bad enough we keep getting splatoon rule /34/ repeatedly dumped each thread, but if you want to nintendo fanboy for its own sake rather than monster girls, go to /d/ or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608273
Are there any monster girl versions of dead hand?
By far the scariest thing of my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608246
Would you a spooky nerd girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608301
>saying to post monster girls in the monster girl thread is fanboying for the sake of fanboying

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would you count on to watch your back in the wastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never pick up your daughteru from the couch at night after she fell asleep trying to stay awake past her bedtime watching TV and take her to her bedroom, gently tuck her in, kiss her on the forehead, and quietly leave her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608301
That's nice Anon but would you fug a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
An Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608309
That doujin was fucking great. 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608309
Instant marriage and impregnation .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608273
Since Nintendo owns Fatal Frame, does that mean GHOST BLOWJOB WOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608318
Tiki's tikis are wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608318
Tiki's kinda meh. I liked Nah a lot more.
Manaketes with Sol never die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
A stone cold Girtablilu sniper with a troubled past

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608345
Was her husband captured by slavers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608339
Eh, wasn't a huge fan of the manaketes.
Then again, I horde dragon/beast stones like a son of a bitch and changed their class as soon as they reached 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608318
That's the dragon I love above all others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608353
Sold out by a Tanuki innkeeper too. Tragic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608334
>you will never be chained to the chair and raped by a baby-hungry spooky ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
A tribal Harpy with nothing left to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608374
>Amazing chest ahead
>Try using both hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
A hard drinking, fireball of a tanuki who's down on her luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608070
>>13608068
>>13608080
No guys, his twitter actually gives a hint of sorts. Might be a thingy.

And it's not like he's never made them this soon, I remember Liliraune airing like 10 days or so after the previous one.

Better not be a fukken furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
An Alp physician with a history of working with a secretive government organization.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13605083
>Rushka
>Great level of writing

[Anonymous No.]

https://vimeo.com/74025061
So are you computers ready for a glorious VR waifu future? They require quite a strong PC
>official Oculus ad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608374
I wouldn't mind being stalked by that version of Alma to be perfectly honest.

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty everyone, time for me to hit it for the night.
May your looting turn up many caps and please avoid setting the thread on fire.
It's the only one we've got out here in the mohave.

>>13608312
Ghoul Pistallero who's good with machines and used to be a hero of the wastes.
Although I wouldn't mind running into a group of shortstack gecko goblins and messing with them for a while.

Maybe new P'Orcs this weekend
Depends on how distracted I get by life/Dark Souls 2/DnD

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take Chubby Alp Senpai to the public pool and rip her swimsuit off before making out with her! In the deep end!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608441
But she's EEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL and her baby would be EEEVVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
An Ara Ara~ Ogre that is slowly losing her mind and her memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608451
Pointman had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608451
I'll just stay with her and fuck the evil out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608459
>Flips between Yan and Dere dere
>It's up to you to pick which one she stays with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
One half of a Liliraune with a fondness for technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608447
But there's band-aids in the pool!

[Writefag-kun No.]

I changed up some things from the last update.
I just hated how it sounded so preachy.

So I made it slightly less preachy. Slightly.

http://pastebin.com/0N59VtB6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608471
I don't care, I want to fuck Chubby Alp Senpai in public, where everyone can see me express my love to her, and see her naked lewd body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608481
Tell me Anon.
What will you do when Chubby alp senpai hits stage three and becomes not chubby alp senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
none, I love using the dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608471
Better than when someone dropped that snickers bar in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608488
>chubby alp senpai hits stage three
>she becomes chubby ara ara alp senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
A wurm who believes in peaceful solutions and refuses to kill unless my life is in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608151
>Turning my daughter into a Bi-Corn

I'm going to kick your ass anon.

After that you'll have my blessing to do whatever you want. If you ever make her sad I'll be back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608413
Uh, did you actually translate those tweets? All I see is hype for the Monster Musume anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608498
yeah that thing tasted like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608488
She'll never do that! She'll always be my Chubby Alp Senpai! She'll always be the girl I can look up to and fondle her chub! She'll be the senpai that tries her best to be a good example and help but sometimes stutter when she's not sure what to do as my Senpai!

She'll be my awkward but loving Chubby Alp Senpai now and always, and I'll always love her and cuddle her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608499
>Bust, hip, and ass upgrade
>Still has a little poochy belly
>Less tomboy and more Christmas Cake features now.


>>13608515
You say that Anon but one day she'll become confident in herself and hit stage three.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, off to work and it'd better be a new monstr in here where I get back.

>>13608506
>translate
Well, sorta... It's close at least. The structure also looks like how he used to announce 'em in the past too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608529
KC pretty regularly only puts out MGs every three weeks on average, except for when he's on hiatus, I thought. Hasn't it only been two weeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608527
If I pull her on a bed and cuddle her as hard as I can while pouting, she'll never upgrade then! B-But I guess I'll just learn to accept her Stage 3 body. She is my Senpai after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608504
But your daughteru loves being a cuckqueen, that's her fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608536
>Hasn't it only been two weeks?
Two weeks is nothing new for him. Less usual then three or so maybe, but that's about it. Go lurk his site's calendar section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608312
An experimental Gazer Golem that possesses vast amounts of knowledge in its databanks that could better the wasteland for all!

And it also doubles as a radio for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608536
Has it really been two weeks since the Cupid fiasco?

It seriously doesn't feel like it's been that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608568
>fiasco
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608568
>fiasco
EVERYBODY WENT ON VACATION TO THE BEACH! FUN TIMES WERE HAD BY ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608309
>>13608323
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608574
Probably
>muh human
or
>muh mindbreak

The former being tad sensible, though.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/ZXWQEmvq

Here's another 3,000+ words of Mimiru's chapter translated. Sorry for another long delay. It really should be back to a regular schedule now.

This pretty much completes the transformation scene. 15 of 50 pages remain.

As usual, you can read the story with more formatting than Pastebin supports (italics, indents, etc.) on the blog (link in the pastebin, next to my name).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608568
>It's been at least 5 days since .Less made the cupid fanart with King Crimson
>mfw have to explain to MGE wiki goers that don't browse /mgt/ how it came to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608574
Once we got Cupid translated, a new shitstorm erupted in regards to the mind-warping effects of it's arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608529
>It's close at least.
Not really.

Learn nip man. It'll save you some embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608584
Thanks
Lolis are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608594
Honestly, you couldn't really call that a fiasco
Cait Sith was a fiasco. Fire and brimstone, cats and dogs mating with each other. It was mass hysteria

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608596
What does it say then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608604
Yeah, that's true.

This cat has no dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608608
Well, of his two most recent tweets, one says roughly "EMG Anime Soon! Gonna be fun to see it animated."

Most recent I'm too tired to take a closer look at, but it's definitely not his usual "Cross powering up!" that he does shortly before dropping a new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608613
>Wake up
>Surrounded by futa Cait Siths
What do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608693
Pet them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608604
>cats and dogs mating with each other.
You want to see futa Hellhounds and Cait Siths fucking each other?

Well okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608693
Get a monsterboy to NTR them off of me

Then I turn into an alp and engage in hard yuri with a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

Touch it now.
Do the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608728
Cows can carry tapeworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608693
Go Alp,
Find magic,
Learn magic
Grow them so big that their little bodies are stuck on giant dildo's (increase their balls if present to a prepositional size for bigger blasts.)
Make myself stretch Take as much as I can till I'm just a growing balloon of kitty cum.
Gay enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608743
I am thread slayer.
Kneel before me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608542
How hard can one cuddle a chubby older Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608810
Well, she's older and, therefore, must have additional softness .
You can cuddle her quite hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608693
Well first I'm gonna let myself turn Alp.As if I got a choice. Then I'm gonna fuck the living shit out of them for turning me to an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Is a person limited to only kikimora or can somebody have more than one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608862
I don't think they would like to share their master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608693
Call Alfie. She'll make them all into sandwiches. Horrible non-sexual sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608693
Well, it looks like I'll be Alping because I'm not gonna lie, all of their dicks are getting sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608743
>>13608831
>>13608915
>All the Cait Sith Futas reveal they actually just had Hot Dogs and their Penis was fake
>I pay them $20 bucks for doing their shit
>I now have an Anon Alp harem
Now I just brag about my new harem and wonder what I do with all my new Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608927
You bastard. You can start by taking responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608927
Wold you call yourself lord of the faggots? Because that's what you'd be. I'm also pretty sure I can tell dicks from hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608938
Well that's natural

>>13608940
Hey now, grumpy Alps don't get cuddles. Keep that up and you'll be sleeping on the couch and not in the cuddle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608950
Good. I didn't want to be in your gay pile anyway. Yuri a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607293
>beating my daughter

You ever see some one eat their own intestines? No? Today you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608972
Well if you're going to be like that we'll just have to reserve you a spot in the center of the cuddle pile then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608985
All according to keikaku.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd alp with a bunch of alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609030
would you alp an alps alp's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609001
Damn, Alps are crafty vixens. Sometimes an Alp Master has to wonder if he is training his Alps, or if his Alps are training him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609054
It's a mutual thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609038
Yes. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire and Kikimora are pretty cool MG's. I'd apologize I'm not anime-like artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609076
>literal tumbler noses
You're doing this on purpose,aren't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609076
The overall quality of the image is nice, but those faces are simply awful. Like, honestly awful.

The features look far too masculine, not to mention out of scale and misaligned.

You drew this? You really need to work on your faces more.

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>>13609076
You know that vampire is fully aware that Kikimora wants her husbands D...

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>>13609076
These don't even look like normal people.

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>>13609076
Death to tumblr noses , break that habit of drawing that style of nose now.

>>13609098
Is correct, you really need to work on faces more.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife prefer modern or traditional style
clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609076
Namefag artist just chiming in.

You look like at you're somewhat new at art, but already past the "complete shit" stage but not yet as the "passably good" one. So don't give up despite the criticism, you're already past the hardest part.

You've got simple monotone shading down, so that's a good start. Try moving up to multi-tone shading; like lighter shades near the edges of a crease, and increasingly darker at the lowest points of the crease.

The biggest issue I see is that proportions are a bit off. You might want to consider getting an anatomical doll (or a 3D modeler of one) to generate a basic character outline, and then use that blank model to draw characteristics on top of to get proportions correct, if you find it too hard to do free hand.

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>>13609135
How the fuck would I know?

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>>13609135
Modern comfy. Best for naps.

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>>13607995
sucks that inklings come only after human extinction

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>>13608044
I don't.

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>>13609135
She prefers to go natural.

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>>13609135
She dresses for the occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609209
I cannot fawn over how cute she looks enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of having a pet, raising her with love, and one day you wake up and she's a cute loving Monster Girl who wants to marry you.

But Dogs and Cats are overrated. How about a Pet Pig becoming a P'Orc?

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>>13609241
>The story of Babe, but with an actual babe.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to keep your distance from Canadian Geese Harpies. They are dangerous and not friendly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S8RLTMShik

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609229
A wealthy Egyptian princess trying her best to fit in!

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>>13609249
>Hot sweaty sex with your new chubby P'Orc waifu
>After a while you both collapse, tired and sweaty, as you cuddle each other, you enjoying her soft body as you whisper
>"That'll do pig, that'll do."

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>>13609250
>that video where a Canadian Goose Harpy attacks a man and his Werewolf while they are on a boat

truly harrowing

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>>13609250
>"OI OI, LET US IN YOU PUNKASS BITCH! I FLEW ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE FOR SOME DICK AND YOU'RE GONNA OPEN THIS DOOR AND TAKE IT!"

No charm or class whatsoever.

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>>13609285
>oi

Slap.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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>>13609285
>Oi
>Not fucking Eh, the sound of our people

I fucking hate you.

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>>13609098
>>13609142
To be honest, yah I'm new. Thanks for the advice. I'll apply it more when drawing and I'm glad I'm past the "complete shit" stage.

>>13609110
>>13609096
Bad habit of mine, because I focus on the nose when drawing. I apologize.

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>>13609308
Keep practicing your faces, seriously.

Take some random woman's face and practice drawing a copy of that.

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>>13609308
If you need help, stop by IRC, the #monstergirls channel. I think almost every /mgt/ artist stops by occasionally, so you can ask for tips on stuff you're bad at.

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>>13609250
I-I'm sure if you're a nice submissive husband, a Canadian Geese Girl can open up and be really loving and kind! I'm a Southerner, so I don't know much about Canada, but I'm sure she'd love if when she broke into my house, she saw freshly made BBQ, freshly brewed Sweet Tea, and my in whip cream as I ask if she wants Dinner, a Bath, or me!

If you show a Canadian Geese Girl love and affection, I'm sure she'll show the sweet girl deep inside her!

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>>13609250
At least they're not swans. Fucking swans with their elegant facade hiding an unbridled wrathful fury that burns hotter than the griddle plate of a diner in hell.

Fuck you captcha, cornbread is not a cake. This upsets the Dixie autism.

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>>13609327
Oh you poor innocent soul.

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>>13609335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1_KOJK5z_0

[Anonymous No.]

>afraid of geese and swans

White people...

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>>13609327
They're all delinquents, but in time she'll open up to you about her troubled childhood and how she acts tough because that's how she was raised.

She just wants to be loved deep down.

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>>13609343
At least I'm not afraid of dogs and spiders.

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>>13609343
Nobody likes you.

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>>13609327
I'm trying to think of a southern animal to compare Canada geese to so you'll understand how shitty they are, but I can't think of anything. There is nothing in the south as shitty as a Canadian goose.

Oh, wait. You know that one black guy? You know the one. That's how Canada geese act.

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>>13609343
>afraid of law enforcement

Black people...

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>>13609343
Canadian geese are unusually aggressive for their size and strength. I suspect it may be an evolutionary thing; as a national bird it cannot be harmed without a fine, so it can get away with harassing people and doing shit that would earn most other animals a good kick in return.

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>>13609343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg

they are crazy though. I remember reading a thread on /k/ and some guy claimed he tied ones neck into a knot and it kept attacking

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>>13609343
A goose almost killed me as a child. Check your privilege.

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>>13609250
You pansies might not be able to do anything to them up there but when they come down here they get captured, gang-raped, and mind-broken before being thrown back in the direction of north.

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>>13609365
How big a fine?

>>13609358
Implying.

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>>13609343
Token/nigger-chan pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw geese never try to attack me
>tfw never really had a problem with animals
>still pretty afraid of most of them.

I guess the only waifu I'd get would be a demon waifu.

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>>13609365
>Canadian Goose Harpies have diplomatic immunity.

No way to stop them raping you, fighting back will just get you fined.

Smug fucking Geese know it and will harass young men at local parks. No matter how much bystanders and witnesses want to jump in and help, all they can do is watch while the delinquent Geese Girls beat and rape men.

Damn them all.

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>>13609368
I'm surprised he didn't shoot the damn thing.

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>>13609390
5-10000 dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

Any Unbreakable Machine Doll fans here? I want a badass Living Doll waifu. Also season 2 when?

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>>13609390
>Canada Geese are protected under the Federal Migratory Bird Act ... [which] makes it illegal to harm or injure a goose and damage or move its eggs and nest, without a Federal permit ... result in fines ranging from $5,000 to $10,000 and this also applies to an untrained dog’s actions.

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>>13609411
>Mentioning UBMD
>Trying not to remember the ED
>Start humming the ED without noticing
Fuck that show and its catchy tunes

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>>13609401
>>13609410
>>13609414
Why have you not gotten rid of that bullshit and chosen another national bird already for fucks sake.

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>>13609410
>>13609414
I can't deal with this.

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>>13609426
Why do you have a revolving-door political system between lobbyists and elective representatives?

Tradition. People rarely care enough about something to change the way it was done in the past.

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>>13609336
I don't care how absurd it may sound to you Northerners, I know I can use Southern hospitality, love, and affection to love a Canadian Goose Girl and thaw her icy heart! She needs to be shown that even though she may have diplomatic immunity to do a lot of things, that sometimes its better to just do the right thing instead!

>>13609345
That's when I wrap myself in her wings and cover her in kisses, telling her she has all the love she'll ever need now!

>>13609350
Woah now, there's no way a Canadian Goose Girl can be like a Nigger. I'm sure deep down Geese Girls have souls and are capable of love.

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>>13609433
>He thinks a Geese girl
>A CANADIAN geese girl
>Is capable of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

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>>13609426
Because our government is shit and chooses to focus on really dumb shit and bending over backwards to please the niggers of our country.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/native-attacker-given-reduced-sentence-for-vicious-caledonia-assault

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>>13609433
Anon pls, they aren't worth it.

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>>13609365
>cannot be harmed without a fine

lel at driving range here they shit up the grass and not give a fuck. I actually seen a few get killed by golf balls, I should have alerted the proper authorities

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>>13608584

Oh boy!

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>>13609343
>Implying rednecks see them as anything but dinner
Canadian geese are well behaved in the swamps. They know they'll become the Sunday special if they get shitty.

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>>13609433
>Woah now, there's no way a Canadian Goose Girl can be like a Nigger. I'm sure deep down Geese Girls have souls and are capable of love.
I'm sure most, if not all, cannadians here would disagree with you.
>not a picture captcha
I want to be hopeful but I know its just a fluke.

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>>13609433
>Anon was later found naked in an alleyway with his wallet missing, after being assaulted and raped. Multiple Geese feathers were found at the scene.

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>>13609343
Have you ever seen a goose, Jamal? There's a reason they've been used as guard animals.

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>>13609433
>I'm sure deep down Geese Girls have souls and are capable of love.
https://youtu.be/EffPnse4WQs?t=44s

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>>13609452
They're only protected that way in Canukstan.

>Louisiana Canadian Goose season is around Christmas
>Possession limit: 9 birds

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>>13609441
>>13609450
>>13609469
>>13609472
>>13609479
You know, have you never considered Canadian Geese Girls act the way they do because society believes they're like that? If you treat a girl as a monster all her life, she'll end up acting like one.

That's why I think if you treat one with love and kindness, you'll see her heart, hidden deep under her! I'll show you all! I promise to you all that I'll find a Canadian Goose Girl, love her, marry her, and live a happy marriage with her! I'll show you just what the powers of patience, understanding, kindness, and love are all capable of!

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>>13609476
Punted one who came after me when I walked too close to it's nest. Felt like shit after but what can you do?

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>>13609491
>all this stockholm syndrome talk
I'll bring flowers to your grave.

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>>13609491
You sound near exactly like a nigger lover.

Don't subject yourself to that filth.

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>>13609491
I'mma just swipe me one of their eggs and raise the daughteru as my own!

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>>13609482
The meat isn't very good on its own, though. I thought it had a weird, greasy taste to it. Then again, I'm kind of a pansy about uncommon meats.

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>>13609491
Sweden pls.

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>giving a shit about laws.

I cannot tell you how many Geese I've kicked in the throat as a kid.

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>>13609502
Are you gonna dick her?

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>>13609491
>have you never considered Canadian Geese Girls act the way they do because society believes they're like that?
>And then anon was found dead due to dehydration and hypothermia from being left out naked during the night after being raped viciously and robed of all his possessions by the nigger of the animal kingdom.

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>>13609516
All the got damn time mate.

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>>13609503
It's goose. It tastes like goose. Like the turkey version of a duck. Ever had duck or teal or coot or any other waterfowl? They're kinda oily too and bloody. Which is why they're so fucking good in pies and stews and such.

But then again, I follow the ancient Chinese saying. "I'll eat anything with legs but the table."

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>>13609520
Alright. I was just thinking that it would make for some nice betrayal based suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>no Lynx girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwsyTqHyvSQ

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>>13609533
How so?

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>>13609491
Anon, your underdeveloped mind cannot seem to fathom that Canadian geese act the way they do because over generations upon generations they have developed a superiority complex
The geese, the minuscule being of the animal kingdom, is used to being hunted. It's used to sucking on the tip of a good hunter rifle and getting its brains blown out so it could feed the starving children like Timmy whose family cannot afford a turkey on Christmas or Thanksgiving
But, with the development of the law, THE LAW, it has developed a superiority complex. They are virtually invincible. When they tell you to take your pants off, you take your damn pants off or the mounties are going to shove a ten inch brown mountain hat up your anal cavity. When they tell you to beg them for their geese nethers, you better get on your swollen knees or they're going to rip that excuse of a manhood off your body and watch as you bleed out
The Canadian Geese sees themselves as gods. They can do whatever they want, whoever they want, at whatever time. and you know why? Because they're Geese. FROM CANADIA

You can't reason with them. you can't say "Oh hey, can you not barge into my house and rape me in my bed?" They'll just laugh at- no, they'll HONK at your face and drain you for all your worth. Then, while you're crying about your pelvis being nothing but shattered bones and feathers, they'll take your money, torture you for your credit card pin number, and bust all your hard earned cash
And I know what you're thinking "But they can't do that!" We TOUGH FUCKING SHIT. Sit your girly ass down and take the ten inch corkscrew penis because you don't have a say.
But OH, they harassed your family that now they're forever traumatized and now you want to be an edgy shit and kill 'em all, right? WRONG! Because while you're sitting in your NEETcave the Canadian Geese is crocodile tearing to the mounties about how you touched them in an inappropriate place. Don't drop the soap!

WELCOME TO CANADA

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>>13609529
Yeah, I didn't like duck either but I thought it was fine in a meat pie. Like I said, kind of a pansy with meats. I never would have tried it on my own but my cousins are big into hunting.

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>>13609550
>no manul girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LGaK3oxIk

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>>13609550
Lynx best big cat

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>>13609599
Lynxes are felis, not big cats.

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>>13609550
I can only see this as a shortstack jinko

>>13609590
And this as a chubby version of the same

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>>13609607
Semantics

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>>13609497
Just because I may have a desire for Stockholm Syndrome doesn't mean that has any relation at all to wanting to be kind and love a Canadian Goose Girl!

>>13609499
>>13609505
They're Monster Girls, they'll always be purer than mudslimes and shit. Loving a Monster Girl and wanting to show the kind loving sweetheart inside of her doesn't make you Sweden.

>>13609502
Now that sounds nice, just please adopt an egg and raise her kin-
>>13609516
>>13609520
>>13609533
pls reconsider

>>13609517
>>13609571
See, all these stereotypes and bullying happen, and you wonder why Canadian Geese Girls resort to raping human boys. I don't care what you all say, or what it takes! I don't care if I have to cuddle a Geese Girl hard and long, or if I have to fill her up with the sweetest sweet tea to make her sweet on the inside, or to give her a long kiss everytime she honks, I swear I'll prove to all of you a Canadian Goose Girl can be loved and is capable of being a loving, if delinquent, waifu! I'd like to imagine a Canadian Goose Girl is reading these posts and is touched someone isn't mocking her for what she was born as and would still love her!

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>>13609608
>chubby shortstack jinko
Stop doing this to me.

>>13609612
My favorite big cat is the maine coon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609612
Not really. He's right. It's like saying, "Dolphin best whale". They're porpoises.

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>>13609616
>Just because I may have a desire for Stockholm Syndrome doesn't mean that has any relation at all to wanting to be kind and love a Canadian Goose Girl!
Totally.
>I'd like to imagine a Canadian Goose Girl is reading these posts and is touched someone isn't mocking her for what she was born as and would still love her!
More like using the Canadian government to trace your ip back to your house so she can rape you, steal all your stuff, then call her friends to take whatever's left of either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609626
To the average /mgt/ user, a Jinko is just a lioness MG with stripes and chuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609626
It doesn't matter what you call a Dolphin because they'll still drag you to a rape cave regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609640
>Tfw no straight lioness MG
I know a bit boring, but come on

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>>13609640
>with stripes and chuffs
But those are the most important parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609624
>maine coon
I'm still pissed we didn't get a sex scene with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609616
>pls reconsider
Implying you wouldn't want to fill your babby Canada Goose daughteru's bottles with your cum and fap while she drinks it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609660
I wanted to do the purple-haired one. You could tell she was in to freaky shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
You know that silly trope where a human gets reincarnated in RPG-land? It's that, cept MC comes back as a slime. And also the demon lord or something? Looks like it'll have monstergirls in it.

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>>13609569
>Anon steals egg
>Hatches it
>Raises the goose harpy that comes from it
>As she grows older she gets curious about who her mother was, ask Anon about it
>He lies, maybe saying she was abandoned
>[Devotion Intensifies]
>Goose harpy sees anon has no one but her, starts wanting to make him happy, to be closer to him
>She makes her feelings known little by little, until one day, in front of the fireplace, she confesses she loves anon as a man, not a father
>Intense consummation
/>Months pass like this, love deepening
>Goose harpy mother recognizes her daughter, tries to take her away
>Of course she refuses, her mother abandoned her, she only has anon
>Mother somehow, t lest partially, convinces her as to who she is
>She runs to anon in confusion
>He sys it must e a trick, some crazy lady, but doubts linger in her heart
>She starts seeing her "mother", eventually takes her to see anon
>She recognizes him as the man who stole her egg
>Fight breaks out
>Goose daughter kills her mother defending anon
>Falls to her knees, having killed her mother defending the man who tore her family apart
>Goes crazy, torn between what she did, and her love towards anon
>He still shags her every night, while she whispers apologies and words of love directed at him, eyes empty

Something like that. Maybe she's even had daughter who wonders why Mommy plays with Daddy all the time but not her.

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>>13609695
My feels... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

So if an Anon did try and love a canadian geese harpy, only to get fucked up badly, have wallet stolen, and left bruised, naked, and several bones broken out dying in a cold alley, what monster girl would come and heal him with all the things he had wanted to offer, love, kindness and all that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609709
An actually good harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609702
If you're the thief, I'm gonna punch you. You made me think of this. you have no right to feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609695
Eh. Can't feel sorry for geese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609718
>It's a canadian goose harpy in disguise expressing her true feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609709
Houri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609709
>>13609718
One word for you anons.
Thundercougarfalconbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609729
Just throwing it out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609709
>>13609718
>>13609746

No, it would have to be a nightingale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609647
Well, Manticore kind of qualifies.
But you did say "Straight Lioness MGs, so not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore best cat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609794
>Nightingale MG
Kind of want. Does she dress up as a nurse for the sake of the puns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609695
>He still shags her every night.
Good
>Word of love directed at him
End
>Eyes empty
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609825
But manticores can't purr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609849
Neither can Jinkos, but hey, I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609842
Broken.

http://i.imgur.com/8YTbVcE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609849
They can growl-purr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEZr6vzhLWQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609849
>>13609855
Can Manticores chuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609898
Of course. They're part lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607556
Please leave mr Wilde

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606965
>Monster girls won't care that you walk with a limp.
MAMONO MANA will fix that anyway. Heck it can even cure autism and shit

[Anonymous No.]

So it turns out that searching YouTube for videos of pet Canadian geese gets you stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wquj_iPdyR4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607840

Eh, fuck it. Random button on the wiki says we're going with a Kejourou.

>The car ride was... odd, to say the least.
>Resolving to drop your daughter, Shizuka, off at home before heading to the monastery, the whole way your rearview treated you to the surreal sight of your little girl, head hung low and occasionally sneaking glances beneath her long locks at the little paladin sharing the bench-seat with her, who was glancing back on occasion as if trying to figure out what she was looking at.
>The boy, for his part, had finally pulled his hands out from being wrapped up in his shirt, clearly satisfied they'd scabbed up enough that he wasn't going to bleed all over your car.
>His face though...
>"Hey, kid? Never really got your name."
>"Oh, uhh... I'm John." he replied, clearly not expecting the sudden break in silence.
>You would've asked for his last name, but you got the feeling he didn't actually have one.
>"Well, John, those cuts on your face look pretty bad... should we take you to get them stitched up?" Usually you'd feel like an idiot for even asking a kid that, but this whole situation was far from usual.
>"Huh? Oh, no, it fine. Even as an Acolyte I can perform minor healing spells. I just need to eat something before I can do it again."
>Well, that kinda made sense, he is a Hospitaller after al-waitaminute.
>"Again?"
>"...Yeah." he scratches the back of his neck and avoids your gaze.
>You remember the tiny scuff on Shizu's cheek back at the office, and watching her curl her hair around herself tighter and go from gloomy to outright depressed only confirmed your suspicion; that he'd burned through all his magic helping her.
>And now it's back to awkward silence.
>"Would you... like to come to dinner then?" Shizu finally speaks. Causing the boy to stare at her like she just said something profoundly alien.
>"Uh... sure, if your Dad's okay with it."
>"I am." You say, not missing a beat.
>You weren't letting this kid go home without a warm meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13608551
>Implying my daughteru wasn't a pure virginal Unicorn
>Until some asshat turned her into a Bi-Corn

You have to do something naughty to turn them into Bi-Corns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609571

This. Our only recourse is that we, like them, can go south for the winter.

And that's when the gloves come off...

[Anonymous No.]

>You see this elf.
>She's getting chased by a bunch of orc men, and you're the only guy in distance who can save her.
>But in front of you is a nice, warm hamburger that you just got.
>Rescuing the elf would mean throwing away that delicious burger as there wouldn't be enough time to stuff it in your mouth, or try and take it with you.

What do you do? You don't even know that elf girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610377
That's not even an elf! Her ears are all round and not pointy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610377
>>13610388
He's right you know. Is she at least a living doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610377
Save her obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610377
Is this a test to check how many Americans are posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609076
You need practice anon. But i'm happy to see more Kiki art.

Kiki's are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610377
Her well-being would have to be put aside
>swiftly eat the burger
>call police / Paladin center and report of witnessing ungenocided Monster Boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610371

The only activity that unites all Canadians in harmony, Anglo and Quebecois alike.

Hunting Geese through the deep south in a vengeful rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610377
Stop oppressing the orc men!
That racist stereotype is really toxic
Orcs treat their elf sluts with love and care

[Anonymous No.]

Froppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610438
Season season never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610443
I just want Tsuyu to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610264
Dad really needs to adopt that fucking kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610438
Do orcs genderswap when exposed to MAMONOMANA?
Can they Alp out?
This is important for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610438
Man, I wish incubi could make parts of their bodies or bodily fluids addictive, like oomukades do.
Then I could get all the dark elves happily drunk on my semen and filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610456
There aren't male ones at all in MGE.
All gender-swapped during DL's great change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610456
Maybe if orcs where an actual non-monster race in MGE (like humans, elves, dwarves and fairies), but they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610450
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610394
If it was a Living Doll being threatened with onaholar distension by a train of turgid orc cocks I'd either come to her aid at once or ask the orcs if I could film it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610586
>or ask the orcs if I could film it.
You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610586
>turgid
I am triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610590
>not wanting an HD film of their slimy orc cum clogging up her delicate dolljoints and seeping out of her ripped onaholes
I've got the hardest boner of the week imagining a Living Doll gangrape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607563
That was lovely, it's nice to actually see a yandere Kitsune once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610586
Why would you let any man touch the girl who loves you? Better yet why would let beast (Who you as a Hunter should be slaying) enter into the Hunters Dream?

I would've slayed every last one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a casual living doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610637
Only if she has detachable body parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610643
>Gives birth to butt ugly kid
Worst Doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610625
>the girl who loves you
If it was someone that I care about, I'd rescue her, if it was just some hot piece of porcelain I'd want to film it. Hell, I might even commission a living doll after rape scene. Imagine the hairline cracks on her vulva and butt from all the times orc hips struck her channeling the cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610264

Alright, this is going here: (http://pastebin.com/VZ1RJq6U)) because it's nearly eight in the morning and I'm full of beer and the need to sleep. I'll pick it back up once I've had some shut-eye.

G'night, lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610443
Alien Queen > Froppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610863
>Anyone > Tsuyu
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610937
Every single girl in that manga is equally top notch, but Mina is the most equal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610450
>tfw she will never jack you off with her tongue

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Miia!

[Anonymous No.]

Did the Paladins win? Are the MG's dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611305
>"Of yes little boy, those big bad girls are all gone! You can come out now~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611305
>Implying half of the paladins aren't monstergirls in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610643
>Dullahan dressed like a living doll.
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611343
>You get rescued from monmusus by a paladin in a closed helm
>As you ask however you can ever thank her enough, she opens her visor
>Oh shit nigga it's a black sclera blueberry succubutt
What do you do?

>>13611399
Monmusu paladin are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611414
>a black sclera blueberry succubutt
>What do you do?
Repay her, of course. Why where you running away from monmusu in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611421
They were Beelzebubs after your succulent incubation hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611414
Well, she's yet to say what she wants so I'm all ears.

Otherwise, I'm with this man >>13611421. She did help me out. No idea why would I run as well though, unless they're sh-
>>13611435
Oh.
Whatever wish she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611435
Well in that case, I'll do whatever she want and give her daily morning sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611421
>>13611441
She asks you to polish her armor as she cooks some supper. Afterwards you both go to sleep seemingly without incident. However, in the middle of the night you hear her panting and moaning with a soft voice, but you're turned the other way and can't see what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611472
That is the best time to run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611472
There's something in my butt isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611488
Having clenched your sphincter in Beelzebub-inspired terror, she falls silent. Only a ragged breath, trying its best to sound natural, can be heard in the darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611500
If I get Alp'ed, I'm gonna milk her of everything she's got.

I know I'm just fucking myself but I'm taking her with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>You go on a search with a party
>One of the party members is a woman, a paladin, who wears a full suit of armor and never removes her helm
>The journey goes on for a month, your goal is to search an undead kingdom for a certain flower that the royal court needs to create medicine for a plague
>Every member of the party constantly rants about how monsters are vile, evil creatures who should be destroyed, but since your instructions explicitly state that you need to remain undiscovered, they refrain from acting
>The paladin never joins in
>Eventually your group finds what it was looking for and makes its way back to the kingdom
>The King himself awards you all medals
>Soon you realize that the paladin has disappeared
>You go to search for her, curious as to whether or not she'd be willing to work with you again
>You search high and low through the entire capital, with no sign of her
>You give up and decide to take a shortcut through some alleys on your way back
>You're about halfway back when you run into her
>She's facing away from you, but you recognize the armor
>You call out to her and she whips her head around like a child who was just caught doing something wrong
>That's when you see it
>She has her helm off, and her skin is pure white, like snow, and utterly flawless
>She also has bright red eyes, black sclera, and a small pair of horns that sweep back and hug close to her head
>A Succubus
>You both freeze, unsure of how to react
>You finally break the silence with a stuttered "H-how? W-why?"
>She sighs and looks at the ground for a moment before standing up straight and looking you in the eyes, which causes you to unintentionally shrink away from her gaze
>"Doing good is its own reward"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611560
That succubutt is gonna get romanced so tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610377
I invite the Orcs and the Elf to eat hamburgers with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611598
Veggie burgers for the elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611612
If that's what the elf wants, but I can't guarantee I won't tease her about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611560
I am gonna waifu he so hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611560
Gonna do her like the lead in a PG romantic comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>You and your monster girl waifu took the wrong turn when walking home.
>You run into a group of street paladins that number in the 20.
>They corner you, separate you from your monster girl, and call you a dirty race traitor.
>This can only end in three ways:
1) You get jumped by the Paladins and beaten severely while your monster girl waifu gets away.
2) Your monster girl waifu gets beaten severly and when they're done you gotta deliver the last blow before they leave you alone.
3) Your monster girl waifu attacks the Paladins, but goes to Monster girl prison for 3 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611560
>doing good
>aiding an anti-monster society

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611672
Those aren't paladins, they're thugs. I'll take the beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611672
Well of course I'm gonna choose no.1. The problem is if my waifu does no.3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611672
4) Nothing. Because paladins are for nerds and don't exist in my waifu's setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611700
I want to smuggle into your setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611672
4) Me and the waifu attack the paladins together and get sent into the couples section of monster girl prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611672
Unless they have garlic with them this is gonna end with 3, though this won't end with her in prison, she's too rich for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611672
>She destroys their life force for threatening us, since low tier paladin street thugs probably couldn't even hope to become a real one
>Raises them, which turns them into female zombies, leaving no evidence of the encounter
>They go out in search of dick
Truly, justice is served.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611737
>Raises them, which turns them into female zombies
They'd actually become skellington girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611745
No shit? I always figured that if you raise a skeleton, you get a skeleton, and if you raise a freshly dead body, you get a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611745
The one thing that bugged me about skeleton girls is that the profile says that they have short life spans. How short exactly? Monsters are said to live for 100+ years and 1000+ with some races, is it just short compared to those or a case of fuck your bone waifu when you can and she drops dead in 5 years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611753
Nope, your skeleton becomes a cute girl while your spirit buggers off somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611759
Maybe it's only short naturally, as in if they don't have a source of energy to keep their battery topped off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611761
>This is how skeleton girls are born

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610607

>Kitsunes
>Every not worthy of purging by cleansing fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611852
>not liking yandere kitsune
What a gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611856

mostly because that story was memetic as all fuck from threadcanon. so piss off ya almighty asspope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611861
Ovaries pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611866

Don't "pls" me, Fallopian Tubes. You faggots just deny the inevitable dakimakura eligibility of 'coon poon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611893
I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgt/ really slows down on the weekends, I always expect posting to pick up on Saturdays and Sundays even if it would be shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611922
Y'know how everyone here is expected to be a NEET with nothing to do other than being here?

That's false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611922
I would a moose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13610792
I eagerly await.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611922
>>13611925
I would a canadian goose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611932

Faggot.

Unless you mean you'd goose the moose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611761
I read that as burgers off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611893
Do Danuki shit in the woods.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611922
Heeeey jus got back from da club ., fucking high
Fcked a girl ther man she was slut ass heck i swear. so I made her wear thos cat ears while fuckin or ahat or smtheng so she's be like a monster girk LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611940

Danukis are the cutest. Fuck foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611937
Nope, I'll find a delinquent Canadian Goose Harpy, sneak up behind her, and hug her telling her how much I adore her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611942
I can't really tell what you were going for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611922
I've been out checking out garage sales. Just picked up a nice Victorian chair with the silk cushions still intact in great shape. Gonna restain the wood and varnish it and it'll be golden. I'd do it now but I want to write today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611950

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

>Adoring a Canadian Goose
>MFW this is the only thing close enough to how funny that is to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607753
I remember you from the recaps skeleton-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611922
It's because I didn't ask what you nerds were doing today.

I need to find an apprentice to fill in for me on my off days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13607765
>>13607763
>>13607760

>MFW imagining a Skeleton Girl drinking Hathorite Milk
>She becomes stronger than even adamantium
>MFW I can hear her yelling "IT'S NO USE, PALADIN. I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE" as his warhammer does NOTHING to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612034
>She's just building up calcium
>Calcium
>Which bursts into flame when exposed to water

I can only imagine flaming skeletons after a certain point.

>Throw water on her
>IT'S NOT HELPING AT ALL! IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612052

So basically she evolves into Skull Meramon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612052
*Fuck, meant air. Sodium and lithium burn in water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXjhOLFdJas

You're welcome.

Also these dorks never play cool shit like MGR so you need to explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612052
>you will never get snu-snu'd and husbando'd by a busty fire Skeleton
>you rill never commission the Dwarves for a spiky, metal death wheel attachment that fold up on her back in a vein similar to the Stargazer Gundam

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612081
I am slightly aware of that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612081
>burning bonewheel girl
You are about to break the laws of both man and god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612063

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611414
>>13611560
reminds me of that short "Paladin continues to serve the Order even after alping" greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612034
>>13612052
>>13612081
>Flaming indestructible skeleton girls
We must go deeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612034
>warded coffin
>Mariana Trench

Where's your CHRIST! now?

[Anonymous No.]

Any pictures with REALISTIC scale/fur?
I'm not talking like, crazy photo realism, just a higher lever of detail.

Kinda like this girl here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612174
Do you need them for reference or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612183
Those are some big ears you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612188
All the better to milk you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612183
Ach, I wish, but I am a terrible artist. I just like seeing a higher level of detail in drawings. I love less's stuff, but a lot of it just looks.... Flat, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612193
Are you the one that posted those drawings from earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612190
But aural sex is wrong and weird! It'll damage your ears!

Also, that's a pretty bushy tail you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612122
Settle down Father you know I'm right that half these people don't play video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612197
Possibly. I havn't been too active as of late but there's a chance those were mine. Which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612183
You need to tone those ears down, there's only two girls with really big ears that are accepted in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612213
Christ she's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612223
Just because she enjoys Anal doesn't make her disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612234
No it's her face
and hands
and feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612240
Everything about Yao is beautiful, you can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612212
Are these it, or am I incorrect in my assumption?
>>13609076
>>13609308

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle Chubby Alp Senpai in bed and blow raspberries on her tummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611399
>MGs killing other MGs to reduce the competition.
>Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612255
NNNOPE
Afraid not.
If it was me I wouldn't have done kiki first. Not a terrible girl bot not my thing

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug a vampire, I'm sure nothing bad could happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612290
You'd bring out her dere side: >>13602348
Then she'd bite you once, twice, ah ah ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612290
they hug you back tightly. what did you expect to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612294
biting it bad
>>13612297
nothing bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612306
But the bites are pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612310
Yeah but I have always hated needles and shots so bites are kinda in the same area

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Wight's cold body, heatwaves suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612345
same fuck I love the winter why must summer be so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612345
>>13612353
Plebs. I want to soak in a Lava Golem's homemade hot spring with her all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612361
fuck the heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612377
>fuck the heat

don't mind if I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612250
Except for the face
and hands
and feet
and disgusting loose pu$$y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612345
>wanting to cuddle a stinky overhyped zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to love a Wurm and never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612380
>>13612377
>>13612361
Cold-chan a best. Heat-chan a sweaty slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612381
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612377
>>13612411
Cold is shit. At least with heat you can strip. You can't stop breathing in the hard frost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612390
>Not wanting to lay back in a wight's breasts as she hugs you with one arm and fans with the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612422
Cold-chan doesn't make you start sweating to the point of making you take off your clothes and cause heat fatigue. She's pure and loves to cuddle with you under layers and layers of warm jackets and sweaters where you can heat her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612432
Why would I ever want to cuddle with a rotter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612419
but I don't she's nasty
needs some serious plastic surgery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612434
lol have fun cuddling with a bundle of clothes while I am able to actually cuddle with my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612479
Have fun getting hyperthermia, m8.

lel

[Anonymous No.]

I'll hug my Alp harem in a cuddle pile while we all play video games like Mario Kart 64

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612497
Alps are too awkward for me.
Especially if you knew the dude before he lost his dick. Less can make the catrap as feminine as he pleases but that's still the continence of a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612507
That's why i can never get into Alps, knowing that she might have had a dick at some point would make it really awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612507
>Have best bro
>Best bro becomes a hot chick
>Not dicking best bro
Come on bro, be a bro

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to /d/.
>Lamia thread.
>There's already a bunch of art about XCom2's snaketits.
Sex really is what makes the world move around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612515
It's not the dick, the dick is just a thing. It's the fact that that is actually a dude in there. Like you took a guys brain and stuck it in a lady.

>>13612518
That would be fine if it was a female from the start- a tomboy. This is why people like polt and that girl from the one anime about a pedophile. A girl has the same interests as you, fantastic. A guy got his brain transplanted into a woman's body and now wants to fuck you? Not so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612521
I want to tenderly bully that lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612521
I want someone to mod the game so I can play alongside the aliens and not as a shitty humie jihadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612507
Alps are only acceptable if they have big tits and butts, or are as incredibly lewd as the Alp from that one TWEEST greentext.
>>13612521
Those are scalies, anon, not monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612515
Not even cute Alps with Twintails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612522
Would it be gay if you fuck a dude in a girl's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612522
Eh, I don't see the problem. A girl is a girl. Besides lets be honest, most Monster Girls used to be really fucking disgusting Monsters. We can't concern ourselves with her past, but what what she is now. If she has tits and a vagina and no dick, she's OK to dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612530
Fucking genderbents man, i hate those fucking faggot twintails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612530
Especially not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612531
VERY gay.

>>13612533
But its' not a girl, it's the body of the girl with the brain of the man.
I would much rather have a futa girl than a girl with the thoughts of a guy. So damn weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612529
Is there any other difference between scalies and furries apart from the obvious fur/scale thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612541
>it's the body of the girl with the brain of the man.
So in other words, a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612545
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612551
Would you fuck a man that cut off his penis and uses a wig and now calls himself a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612541
>But its' not a girl, it's the body of the girl with the brain of the man.
Here's something that'll blow your mind then, Wurms, Jabberwocks and Anubis? Probably used to be guys before the demon lord took over, they never had a reason to be female before the succubus demon lord took over and changed them all into cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612545
No, it's just a visual thing. Well, furries would be okay dating real women, JP wouldn't. Most of 4chan wouldn't really.

>>13612551
No, the body of a girl with the brain of a man you stupid git.
A human body with the brain of a dog is NOT human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612558
The thing is, that was probably their grand-grand-grand-grandmothers and not they themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612530
Twintails are the worst hairstyle ever, they're the only part I dislike about the Devils design.

...thankfully, this is just a single Devil, which doesn't represent the entire race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612527
If Firaxis it to be trusted, the fact that they are making it PC exclusive and why they have previously said means they will be giving much more possibilities to modding. Fortunately this means you will be able to somehow recruit aliens and maybe we will even be able to use cute monster girl models.

>>13612529
Are reverse lamias and mermaids monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612562
Depends, it was 3000(?) years ago the change happened? Longer lived types are said to live thousands of years so there's a good chance there's a fair few monster girls roaming around that used to be male beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612566
>cute monster girl models.
I'm not even embarrassed about being this much of a weeb. Well, a little, but you gotta get your rocks off somehow.

>>13612567
Let's just say I have my doubts. 200 years is a bit much in terms of life even for a monster. I'm not going to date a godess here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612524
Just because she has the face of a snake doesn't mean you can bully other people!

http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/3f/7f/3f7f70f03779f2bfbf75f882f90dfdf0.jpeg?1677973

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612556
Well that's a boy who mutilates his man body

He's a man.

>>13612558
This. Also why I don't care. They were also probably murderers, rapists, slavers, and all sorts of bad shit when they were Monsters. Now they're just rapists and I can live with that.

>>13612559
>Comparing becoming a girl to becoming a completely different species that isn't even sentient
Damn nigga, the fuck you doing? And besides, we have that too. Is a dog who becomes a cute Wolfgirl after being saved by an Anon and asks to be his wife still a dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612578
>cute Wolfgirl after being saved by an Anon and asks to be his wife still a dog?
That's a complete re-write of mind and body
If some magical genie goes into an alp's head to literally rewrite every inch of their continence to be female, then we'll talk. But until then, I'll stick with regular women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612522
>and that girl from the one anime about a pedophile.
Every anime ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612583
>If some magical genie goes into an alp's head to literally rewrite every inch of their continence to be female, then we'll talk
Alright, I'll bite. And how would this process go down? Completely killing the original personality? Changing their interests? If they Alped they were probably girly to begin with. And even if not, I thought people liked tomboys.

And regardless of all this, doesn't this general hate mindrape? That was the whole reason people sperged out with Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13611759
They are pretty much meant to be minions, and will probably "die" pretty quickly once they run out of SE.

That said, don't forget that lifespans in MGE are linked. So this works the other way around aswell. Meaning that your skeleton waifu will live as long as you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612578
>>13612583
>cute Wolfgirl after being saved by an Anon and asks to be his wife still a dog?
That's my fetish.

YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG YOU'RE A WIFE YOU'RE A DOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612422
I can sit naked in hot weather and still sweat and get swamp nuts, there's nowhere to go from there

With a few layers of clothes and my face properly covered, I can stay comfy and warm and not even the angriest Yuki-onna can make me cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612590
Dude, if you really can't understand the difference between tomboy and transvestite you need to get your head checked.

And I don't really care about the technicalities, if it's a boy's personality, it ain't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612575
I just want to bully the world, Anon.

I want to bully the unbullyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612595
I want to see more stories involving feral monstergirls, like a boy discovers a naked feral Jinko feasting on an Opossum in his backyard for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612597
>my face properly covered
Have fun when your breath freezes on your "proper cover". Have you ever been in the cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612599
>Dude, if you really can't understand the difference between tomboy and transvestite you need to get your head checked.
So in other words
>Educate yourself shitlord! I don't need to explain something when asked a question!

The point is it's a girl. It has girl parts and is biologically 100% monster girl. If you don't like Alps that's fine but don't make some pseudo intellectual bullshit to try and justify it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612613
I just don't like boypussy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612565
I agree, twintails just don't look nice to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612618
Boypussy is slang term for a man's anus and where you fuck traps. Boys don't actually have pussies silly Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612626
You mean they lied about the yaoi hole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612613
Did I not educate you three seperate times?
Here: >>13612583
>>13612559
>>13612558
>>13612562
>>13612567
>>13612541
>>13612522
>>13612507
ALL OF THESE POINTS REFUTE YOU.
Need a cheat sheet?
Here:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612635
But Alps are weird genderbend bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612635
You failed to define what a Boy's Personality, Brain, or Conscience is. Is it masculine interests? That means tomboys are boys in girls bodies. Is it because it used to be something else? That would apply to 99% of all Monster Girls then, since they all used to be monsters, and probably far worse than that Alp used to be.

All of this is tumblr tier gender bullshit. If its chromosomes are XX it's female. If XY, male. This isn't rocket science, there's no "Boy brain, I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" bullshit in between.

>Trying to call Alps boys, traps, or shemales
You don't even know what those mean, stop shouting buzzwords /b/ taught you.

[Anonymous No.]

To hell with rationalizing it. If it's cute, and has a 2d female body I would, labels and paranoid be damned. Creampie first, worry later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612651
But that's the point of the Alps, that they are just boys recently turned into females, that's their gig, the reason there is a distinction between alps and normal succubus.

Alps are just men trapped into girl's bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612651
You know, thinking about how there are people that probably really think they are attack helicopters, animals, or love the Berlin wall sexually makes me feel normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612651
Honestly, the real question isn't about what Alps are.

The real question is whether or not you'd fuck an Alp who still had a male mindset, or if you'd only do it if they were a girl mind, body and soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612663
But the whole point is how do you define a "boy" and "girl" mind and soul? Body is the really objective one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612635
>Sex defined by anything but the organs between your legs

Maximum kek

[Anonymous No.]

So question, I have a human boy body, but I personally believe that I am Mewtwo and was genetically cloned to be the perfect Pokemon. That means I'm Mewtwo right?

I mean, Mewtwo. Mewtwo mew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612677
Mewtwo talks with his mind. Try doing that. If I hear you talk with your mouth I'll slap you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612677
>tmw mewtwo is the only pokemon that doesn't say its own name when it talks
You are just embarrasing yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we really arguing about this again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612609
Still better than the heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612685
>Forgetting Meowth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612686
Because we don't all have oneesans to teach us better with their voluptuous bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612677
Lemme just open my Fagodex here

>Pokenewhalf- A furfaggot-type faggot
>Weakness- chlorine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612692
>Weakness- chlorine
Shouldn't have laughed but I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612692
I guffawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612683
>>13612685
>>13612692
Check your Natural-Birth-Creation privilege. I am Mewtwo and you guys are just oppressing me by not recognizing me as Mewtwo despite having Mewtwo's personality, brain, and conscience. Next you'll say I can't go into women's locker rooms despite being a Genderless Species.

#YesAllPsychics #CloneLivesMatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612699
>>13612677
#whatthefuckdidijustwalkinto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612202

You keep calling me that today. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612635
Tumblr pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612705
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612705
>using hash tags
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612686

Fem-Jedah's hips do things to me. Just hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin Reintegration Programme continuation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612691

>TFW no chubby Danuki Oneesan to have you use her tail as a daki after she takes your precious little shota virginity and then showers you later on with oodles of gold
From making a shotacon porn video with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612671
It's about the way they act. And based upon the way you're speaking, I'm going to assume that you would an Alp, even if they were the sort who still acted almost entirely like they did as a guy. And that's completely OK, so would I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612728
>Reintegration
Fuck them, send the female Paladins to the Farms and the males to reeducation

The nice repentant Paladins who just want a nice peaceful life can be forgiven of their warcrimes and reintegrate though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612671
>>13612742

You both are faggots for going against the thread on this one. But I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612742
Well I guess so. I'd also a tomboy any girl, or any dominant powerful girl. Even an Amazon. But I don't see anyone here trying to argue that Amazons have the minds of men. I just don't see how a "man's mind in a girl's body" is any different from a tomboy.

>>13612749
Remember to be your own person and love the Monster Girl not because the thread loves it, but because you love it! Individuality is something Monster Girls find attractive, along with your cock!

[Anonymous No.]

Are Hellhounds no longer a best?

I don't actually care about Anon's opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612739
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612757

Too bad liking Cait Sith is still maximum faggot territory unless you got Yellow Pop route and make her kemono mode a half-way point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612770
Chubby ones are delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612651
I guess I can make a chart for this. But then again, you are a stupid faggot who is using buzzword as a buzzword, so maybe I am wasting my time?
So do you want to understand something or do you want to just hoot and slap your bum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612773
>Yellow Pop's designs
Maximum yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612770
I really like them, it's a shame we lack stuff that plays them straight though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612567
the closest thing we had to when the change happened is that "the demon lord had at least 1000 years time to fuck her husband", so there is a good possibility that today’s monstergirls already lived back during the old system

Also Alps were gay or wanted to be girls to begin with, so I don't really see that much of a problem, plus the whole point of them is "that they know exactly what a guy wants since they used to be one themselves"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612770
VOLCANO PUSSY MELT YOUR PETER LIKE ICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612757
>I'd also a tomboy any girl
>I just don't see how a "Man's mind in a girl's body" is any different from a tomboy
Well, there are a few differences of varying importance, but they are ultimately inconsequential, and frankly I find your mentality agreeable and your tastes excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612770
I still want one as a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612781
>or do you want to just hoot and slap your bum
I think that just might be the gayest phrase I have ever heard. Is that a British phrase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612782

Have her give the guy a footpaw job and belittle him like the smug little cat she is with generic shit like "To be getting off to paw pads, onii-chan is a bigger pervert than I thought, nya."

Then she goes full Werecat/Nekotama mode and rides him fucking ragged, even raking his back with her claws as he dips into that honeyed cat cunt for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612773
Liking anything on 4Chan will make you a faggot either way so I'll just like whatever I want and be secure in my own masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612826
>4Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612806
Don't stop now Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612744
Pretty much this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612757
>>13612799

>I just don't see how a "man's mind in a girl's body" is any different from a tomboy.
OH GOD PLEASE
Okay! patience! I can explain!
Yes, I am good with children!
I was once a naive man! I am here to help these fools!

You see, you, as a male, are driven by several Freudian things that are incontrollable by your continuous mind. Things that affect your brain without your knowing can include your height, your weight, testosterone, your age, ext. The list goes on and on, I don't really have to explain it, you're no that much of an idiot. If you were ever to find yourself transplanted into a female body, you would be so used to living as a man that you would suffer a placebo effect and feel all of the things you used to as a man while in this woman's body. In addition, your brain might flat out reject this new body because of it's core differences- you're an XY brain in an XX body. This is serious, psychological stuff, not wimpy physical differences that you can change yourself. This is literally ingrained into your very existence.
And of course there are also simple outside influences. Most "tomboy" type women usually had brothers, so they took a similar interest as those that surrounded them. Of course they still embrace their female side. An alp may have similar interests but "he" is making a conscious choice to reject everything that is masculine, he is going against his gender. Of course he can't completely re-write his mind; keeping himself an alp will have to be a continuous decision for the rest of his life.

TL;DR one is a girl, who shares the interests of some, but not all men, and the other is a man, that wants to be a girl, that shares the interests of some but not all men. While the latter part of both may be similar, one has to THINK or WANT TO BE one way, the other just IS.

Get it now?

>>13612805
Quite so good lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612836

Keeps teasing you day in and out, when she's not fucking your brains out, she stays in kemono mode and dictates to the other cats chores to be performing. She keeps telling you she's going to create a new Cat Kingdom, whether you like it or not.

Hell, the only time you ever consider dicking her in her furry mode is when she manages to get you drunk as shit, grinding the soft fur of her body all over you, tickling your body, stroking you in places you didn't even know you had.

Next thing you know you're waking up with a splitting headache to a kemono Cait Sith wearing a naked apron, holding her face and telling you how you made her a 'real bride' the night before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612806
>>13612846
>you will never see a de-Kemonfied Cait Sith
I just want my haughty loli Werecats goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612835
>not Chan4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612856
Then become a writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612744
>send the female Paladins to the Farms
Is this /mgg/'s newest meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612845
Wow. You...really don't have a life, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612856

>You will never see a Tuxedo Cat kemonomimi loli in spats with that cat scepter treating you like a real cat would
>Like you're motherfucking dirt
>You will never take back control by fucking her pregnant with your kittens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612864
It'll probably get forced to the extent people tell it to fuck off, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612867
This is 4chan dumbass, of course I'm a social reject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612864
No, just stale old traitor-kun rhetoric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612845
Jesus that beginning part was cringworthy, calm down

They're just Alps it could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612879
Dude its 3pm on a Saturday, you think I got anything better to do? I mean clearly you don't. No one here does. Embrace the insanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612879
>scat
>hyperscat
What is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612879
>Cooking
>Hyper anus
>Male pregnancy
>Hyperscat
>Sonic (series)

Jesus CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612879
>hyperscat
Do I even want to know? I don't think I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612897
Morbid curiosity tells me that I want to know more.
The rational part of me knows I'll regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612879
This might just be the scariest list I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/U2UqOAA.jpg

Oneechans are for ____

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612897
Hyperscat is pretty much what these threads are on weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612906
Getting impregnated by you while they use non-consensual means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612911

The only time that's shit is when a centaur uses her horsepussy to crush your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612846

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612916
Frontgina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612923
>yfw you realize that every mg with a single gina is also a frontgina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612923

I normally hate the idea of them because it flares my autism up pretty heavily due to "lol anatomy".

But, I relent on this Saturday that.

One of my fetishes is having a Unicorn prop one of her forelegs onto my shoulder as she brings herself closer, grinding her drenched labial lips against my engorged cock. Making sure to not apply too much of her body weight for fear of hurting her otouto or making him supplicate on a knee. Which in itself isn't too bad because then you can just bury your face into that nectarine frontgina of hers and go to town as she bites her index finger, calling it 'absolutely' indecent that you'd be assaulting that place with your tongue, or how sex is only for procreation.

Frontgina for making love, horsepussy for having fun. Come the fuck at me faggots, you have nothing to threaten me with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612949
>Frontgina for making love, horsepussy for having fun. Come the fuck at me faggots, you have nothing to threaten me with.
Eh, so you share KC's mentality on the matter.

I might disagree, and I will always think it's stupid, but whatever.
To each their own. Long as you don't push it on others like the guy who always tries to use it as a killjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

does the pee come out of the frontgina or horse pussy?

[PantyQuest No.]

Goblins with breasts! What will they think of next?

Hobgoblin added: http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612953

Honestly, I hate it when people try to force shit down people's throats. I've done it in the past and realized how shitty it is.

But as a final addendum to my statement. It can be something to develop with strong feelings of love/wanting to have sex from the front but doesn't necessarily have to be standard equipment unless you're a tremendous faggot shill.

I still want to slap horse ass and watch her whinny while making love to her or doing to most obscene thing you can do with a human hand and a centaur.

But in the end it has to be this way so long as she gives birth from the back still. Pushing a human baby's head through a normal vagina is like forcing a baseball through a coin purse and trying to birth a centaur from the front would be pelvis destroying and a detriment to the mother's health.

Doesn't stop me from hating Bob with a passion when that bastard keeps posting fat Kitsunes because it makes me want to play their asses like bongos.

>>13612969

>That spoiler

Difference is between a golden shower and the fucking Yangtze River. You decide where you want it to come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612906
Tenderly doting on and caring for and sexing their otoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612949
>Frontgina for making love, horsepussy for having fun.
I actually agree, when you want to be romantic and look her in the eyes as you fill her up, frontpussy makes total sense.

Horse pussy is more for those wild romps where you want to go at it like animals, grabbing her tail and spanking her ass, that sort of stuff. The two have completely different purposes and can co-exist. Each to their own though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612980
Nah man. Frontpussy is always shit. A centaur without intimacy issues might as well not be a centaur at all. Stupid anatomy just compounds the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612989
How do centaur pantsu look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612989
Your opinion has been noted in the log.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612992

Doritos from the front (if you choose to have them), curtain dress in the back. Full commando otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612980
>But as a final addendum to my statement. It can be something to develop with strong feelings of love/wanting to have sex from the front but doesn't necessarily have to be standard equipment unless you're a tremendous faggot shill.
So, yeah, same as KC's thoughts on the matter.

I might not agree with you entirely, but to each their own.

>>13612989
While I agree with you, might as well let them have what they want. To each their own, long as they don't push their preference on others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612972
I bet the ones with the largest breasts are like Jabba the Hutt, and I'd be princess Leia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612999
>>13612999

Oh trust me. I love Centaurs whether or not they have a frontgina or just horsepussy. Mostly because Cerea is a hilariously hidden powerlevel chuuni since she clearly plays Dragon Quest, and her mom is the most fuckable Anti-NTR mom of the entire harem so far. I mean shit, she refused to let her husbando be used as a teaser male so she could get the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613005
Well, that's good.

Also, wasn't it more that Cerea's dad wouldn't let himself be just a teaser so he could get the HP?

I mean, he's the one who bashed the male over the head with a bat or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouse Girls are pretty durable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613009
Mice are for tender, sweet loving! Not shooting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613014
No, mice are for tender, sweet bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613014
>Not shooting

Not even with your seed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613018
As long as the bullying involves bondage, then I'm all for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613018
I can get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613009
mouse tails are weird and disgusting tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613020
That's more of an explosion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613021
It involves love in its more rough form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613025
tbh does not mean to be homosexual. You're using it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613022
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613022
>"M-Mister?... Could you spare some cheese?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613032
Will she let me tie her up and tease her with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613036
Mouse Girls do ANYTHING for cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613022
>That art
Is that what I think it is? It's that yuri game isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613009
What game is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613009
Mousegirls are hardcore.
ZUN wrote his to be tougher than the person she's supposedly subordinate to because

>This is Nazrin's theme.

>Isn't the song boss-like? Never mind how she looks.
Once, a long time ago, a mouse climbed into the kotatsu with me.
It even bit me. The bleeding wouldn't stop, so I had to stay home from school.
Mice are actually pretty strong, so they're dangerous. Never mind how they look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613039
Yeah...
They're all cosplay tier so I chucked it out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613042
Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613039
>>13613046
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613044
>ZUN wrote his to be tougher than the person she's supposedly subordinate to because
>Mouse
>Tougher than a tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613009
Mouse girls are hardcore.
ZUN wrote his to be tougher and feistier than the character she's supposedly subordinate to.

From his music room we have:
>This is Nazrin's theme.
>Isn't the song boss-like? Never mind how she >looks.
>Once, a long time ago, a mouse climbed into >the kotatsu with me.
>It even bit me. The bleeding wouldn't stop, so I >had to stay home from school.
>Mice are actually pretty strong, so they're >dangerous. Never mind how they look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613049
Demon master Chris
Go find it yourself, it's not hard to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613048
>vita game
Of course it fucking is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613056
Shou ain't no Jinko.
She's a manifestation of the primal fear of tigers serving as the face of a god of war...and she sucks at combat. She's a cheerleader for the monks at her temple.
Meanwhile, the mouse will bite you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Inquisitive Chuffing Noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613070
I never said she was a Jinko. Do remember we're not MGE general, so we don't always have to default with MGE girls every single time.
And she's an avatar of Bishamonten, the Japanese equivalent of Vaisravana. Being the avatar of a god is a BIG deal since you're pretty much a walking incarnation of that god or its vessel on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613084
You must never hide food from your Tiger Girl companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613105
But it sounds so fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612770
They were never a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613098

But what if I hide her pagoda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613123
Then she won't be able to laser and will only be able to fight you in sexual combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613126

I want to be dominated by a Tiger goddess in bed. Let's rock and roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613123
Remember how Uesugi Kenshin killed mother fuckers left and right while praising Bishamonten like Solaire praises the sun?
Basically that but with blood curdling chuffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612879
>Hyper anus
>Hyperscat
My sides are with god now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Alp to get raped by a lonely, bitter, and desperate monstergirl! I want that monstergirl to ride the Alp's spadetail while crying about how she would've been her perfect waifu if she had only kept her penis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613136
>blood curdling chuffing
I can understand creepy yandere laughter, but how does this work?
It's like a sinister purr. Does not compute.

Is it merely the fear of hearing her happy little grunt behind you and knowing you're about to get a spear in your back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613120
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613143

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613148
Even a laugh can be scary. Nothing is stopping a purr or chuff from be so as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613152
Never were and never shall be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613153
>It hurts Mark Hamill's throat to be the Joker now

Now I feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13612972
I want to cum in one of their bra's then put it back with the others.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613172
God bless your eternal soul.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

taking one or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613172
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
A young Kiki receiving/unwrapping her first broom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Slime chugging a beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Dark Priest with The World as a stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Jinko playing with a giant ball of string.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
MGE Dragon getting propsed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Slimes wearing latex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Oppai loli Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
commander shepard figthing off an horde of mg to protect his virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Yandere Wight in a ribbed sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Apsara dressed in JetSet-esque clothing, practicing capoeira.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
marilith librarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179

A Kejourou with a "come hither" look

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Anubis in a mechanic's coveralls, with the top half off and tied around her waist, showing she's just in a tight tube-top underneath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
A kiki with a polite smile, but a series of dirty thoughts going on behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613143

>Angry Manticore molesting an Alp while jerking her spadetail off with tailpussy, chuffing angrily as she grinds her hips into the Alp's knee
"You worthless little slut! I could've made myself perfect for you! Given you pleasures beyond your wildest imagining!"
>Alp tries to escape but can't because of BIG MEATY PAWS, Manticore's getting angrier by the moment
"But you just had to do it! You just had to go and lose that absolutely delectable penis! I would've savored it, made you into the finest delicacy for my pussy! Think of all the daughters we could've had together! But you threw it away, and for what!? Some Paladin dickings!?"
>The suction on the tailpussy intensifies, bringing the spadetip into its deepest parts
>Manticore's on top of the Alp now, her hips pressing into the Alp's buttocks, one giant paw pad stroking the Alp's pussy
>Alp starts to moan, feeling the tingling itch of needing a dick, Manticore gives a dismissive chuff
"I suppose i'm going to have to teach you a lesson then. I'm going to make you orgasm, over and over again, you little infedelic slut. You'll crave the dick, sure. But i'm not going to give it to you. You're going to lose yourself to the pleasures of this pathetic female body and repent for betraying me. Or perhaps I should just kill you. Either way, i'm going to enjoy this alot more than you will."
>Police find an unconscious Alp later on, covered in lewd juices, bites and scratches
>Her tail looks like a withered vine, lewd Alp juice sprayed everywhere in its muddy white consistency
"Third one this week."
"Yeah, I know. Fucking Alps."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Mark Hamil suplexing a werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Mantis nibbling on her husband's head while because her daughter walked in on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Miia NTRing Darling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Wererabbit dressed like Lola Bunny getting dunked on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Fruit werebat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13606744
But I don't. I despise children and never want to have one of my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179

Ara Ara Kitsune with a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiseru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613197
>Commander Shepard
>Post DoomGuy.
Come on, Anon.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2480174

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613193
>no oppai loli holst to sit on your lap and tenderly pet
Tis a bad feel to feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613225
its an example of the situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owYk4TOddYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613223
No need for that one. There are already plenty.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&tags=kiseru+fox_tail&utf8=%E2%9C%93

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613201

For what porpoise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613238
Dolphin I'm kidding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613238
Because muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613240

I don't know what you're orca-strating, but I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613186
holy shit im still sleepy
http://puu sh/if5QU/38a893298e.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613242
Whale, that's for me to know and you to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613244
Cute! And you even used that one young Kiki design. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Darling NTRing Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613244
This made me think of loli kikimoras.

Do they even exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Darling NTR Darling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613214
>>13613248
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613250
There's a loli version of every monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613250
Every girl is a loli at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613250

Yes. They'd be the kind of Kikis who use "desu desu" and require master to give them shoulder rides to get the high windows because neesan won't do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613256
Darling NTR Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Potential husbando receiving a NANOMACHINES, SON heart at the behest of a very wealthy Ogre
>They fight because the only way she can get off is in the throes of combat
>Amazing sex follows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613248
Anon's daki NTRing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
Oomukade in beach clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613264
I'd rather have Raiden's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613266
TOO FAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613264
Ogres are shitheads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613266
>tfw you can't even believe in your daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613259
I want to care for a loli kikimora and eventually see her smile when i gift her her first broom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613264
>mgs being talked about in mgt again

FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613274
Especially not in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613278
Fuck that. Let's talk about flavors of ice cream. I like caramel swirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613266
No way. Daki is the only RL girl who won't betray me. Don't project your sick fantasies onto her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613278

I've been posting about almost nothing but MGs all day you rube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613281
Tell me senpai, is madness the only sanctuary left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613187
sorry for shitty sketch
http://puu sh/if6vQ/ce06bae213.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613288
Don't you ever call me senpai.

Fucking hate that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613290
Hm...

How about "Master" then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613289
No. That's fine. I like it. Don't get down on yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613290
Chill out, Onii-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613245

You're not allowed to like Yandere Wights in ribbed sweaters. There's a Narwhal's chance in Hell i'm not being un-serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613292
Only my maids can call me master, you don't deserve that honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613286
I wasn't being sarcastic you goober. Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613292
You're playing to his ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613290
Sorry Aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613289
>"Some lines on a thing are better than no lines" - Some smart guy I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613290
Why so mad senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613297
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613299
That Wightmom thing was hot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613300
>implying I'm not your maid
Oh yes, I know all about your hard drive contents...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613290
Anon-chan why do you have to be so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613311

It was like 2000 words long. That's not even enough for it to register as a blip on the radar.

Either go 6xA4 or go the fuck home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613304
>>13613306
>>13613314
Cease and desist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613244
This is wonderfull, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613324
Alright hermano.

[Anonymous No.]

So how many people read some of those Red Oni stories that got posted last night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613330
I'm not your hermano, cholo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613333
I'm not your cholo, compadre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613331
Why the fuck does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613334
I'm not your compadre, pendejo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613335
Just curious. I thought a couple of them were pretty good, wondering if anybody else liked some of 'em.

Why not talk about some new OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>This is what /mgt/ becomes when they get bored and can't post any more images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613341
and I love it. That's what you meant to say, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Last image for the cutest bug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613341
Pretty much the norm for page 10 unless it's in the dead hours of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613345
I want to pet a Mantis and nibble on her antenna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613345
how does a mantis hand job work? Besides 'This kills the man'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613356
But then she'll get all dizzy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613358
Well, it varies.

On the one hand, just a normal handjob.

On the other, something like the knifejob from the Dark Elf in Violated Hero 1.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get an ushi-oni drunk and watch her stumble around the cave trying to catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613358
Her scythes look like they can be detached, so maybe that's how.

[Anonymous No.]

What would I give my Wurmfu for a birthday gift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613359
Good! As she's all dizzy i'll take my chance and
softly whisper lewd words into her ears!

I might even whisper that I think that's she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613363
That would take like a gallon of moonshine. Hathor help you if you bought her a thirty pack of beer. She wouldn't even be buzzed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613366
Cuddles.

Maybe some gunpla too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613358
Mantis have hands. Look closer at her profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613366
Ball and cup toy. That'll keep her busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613358
If you go with KC's version, they have normal human hands with swords hinged at the wrist that fold back over their forearm.
>http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/d/d9/Mantis_0.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130611010511

So probably like any other kuudere handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613368
Too lewd, too lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613369
I'm prepared for the sacrifice. The only problem is getting her to drink it all without insisting I have some. And by insisting I mean forcing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613375
Keeps me entertained for hours. Might be why she and I get along so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613289
I feel really stupid, but how do you get these links to work? I take out the space and I still dont get anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13609880
New fetish acquired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613386
put a period in the space instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613378
And once I can see the slight blush creep on her face, I will take my only chance and hold her hands!

Followed by looking directly into her eyes and giving her a peck on her lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
>>13613193
This please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613381
Yeah. I'm a seasoned drinker but I would never get into a drinking competition with any Arachne variant. Maybe a coffee drinking contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613392
I'm calling the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613389
Thank you, you are super cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613404
Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613402
Too late anon! I already left the crime scene, leaving her a love letter telling her how cute she is and how lovely her antenna's are.

I shall descend on her once more once the heat goes down, to profess my love to her, marry her and to give her many daughterus, all while holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613179
alp cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613408
Man, he was ignorant of it. I bet you couldn't get past the sad panda with out a guide. Nothing just magically bestows knowledge on someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613339

>Talking about any OC

If you weren't a faggot like me you'd know it's better to pass under the radar like a Chipotle scented fart in a cramped elevator with your girlfriend and the executives of her company that just happened to find you two out and about and invited you to a swinger's party even though you don't know what the hell that is and just want to spend time with your girl so you go there and see a bunch of old people having sex and making noise like two drying machines banging into each other and end up going blind temporarily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613419
...the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613206
one last more, streaming btw
http://puu sh/if8Lp/e45702a8cc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613358
MGE Mantis does have actual hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613208
>work in MGC
>it's actually not that bad
>expect that a fucking Manticore has set her eyes on you
>every time you leave your home or office she's across the street, doing lewd gestures while pointing at her tail before starting to chase you
>somehow made it to your office or back home without getting raped by her till now
>tried everything to get rid of her, but to no avail
>but now you found the solution, you're going to outsmug that bitch
>you leave your house that day, walking calmly and confident
>the Manticore is now before you, eyes filled with hunger and tail drooling strongly
>she suddenly stops, sensing that something is wrong today, different
Ha! Joke's on you!
>You slightly pull your shirt up and pants down and undo polimorph to show her that you're an Alp now
I no longer have what you're looking for
>you grin at her
...
>next thing you remember is waking up in a hospital 5 days later, with the doctor informing you that you had enough Manticore venom in your system to kill a regular man
Fucking Manticores, not even once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613426
I'm in love. You're amazing .less!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613433

Anubislut pls. You'd love anything with an Anubis in it.

[Anonymous No.]

If monster girls were real someone would sell artificial demonic-energy lotions with the smell of different monster girls to trick monster girls into thinking you already have a monster girl waifu.

Then monster girls would have to find non-rapey ways to get a man or risk NTRing one away from another monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

So I finally came around to start playing Hotline Miami and it's pretty fucking crazy.

How would Jacket fare in his russian boy killing spree in a world with monstergirls? Would he be able to fend off the mad widowed girls that he makes in every successful raid? Would his ex-sexslave waifu get NTR'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613426
I'll refer to the monstergirl in this image as a Werewolf until further notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613445
Fuck off to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613435
Mostly, yes.

But things which are pertinent to my actual, personal interests, especially so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613451
Fuck off yourself, people discuss vidya characters being thrown in MG scenarios all the time here. We did Krieg not to long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613432
>Giving up your manhood to outsmug a manticore
That is not the way anon, the sacrifice is too important, you might as well kill yourself to avoid rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613446
Eh, it's hard for dark skin to come across in just a quick black-and-white sketch. A bit of shading would've been nice, but it's the intent that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613478
You gotta git gud if you want to avoid rape.
Killing yourself can only end in you being raised by a lich or getting captured by a will-o-wisp

[Anonymous No.]

What MG would you want to see doing this?

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2694039

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613485
Yeah, you've got to stratigise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613488
The tomboyest.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead singing this song when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613488
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613488
Any with wide birthing hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613488
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613423

Nah man, you gotta, you gotta understand me here Anon. We don't come into /mgt/ and talk about monster girls, what, you honestly though writefaggots want to post their honest works of weird sex with exotic women? Is that what you thought, Anon? Just leave the thinking to me on this one, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613488
The not shit version of Vampires.

Starts with a D or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613535
Dumpire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613535
So.. you want the D, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613426
>tfw I'm a mechanic
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613478
>>13613485
desperate times called for desperate solutions

and think positive, you can fly now, got a bunch of neat magic powers, and your boss gives fellow monstergirls a bigger bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613543
At the cost of being a slut, cumdumspter, dick craving demon. Just not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

So how does /mgt/ feel about Cait Sith being able to go from full cat, to kemono mode (i.e. furry), to Werecat instead of just being in kemono mode all the time?

I need to know for "research"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613535
>Vampire
>Shit version
Does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613554
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613554
Remove Kemono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613554
I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613554
The problem would be solved entirely if they were werecats to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613554
I think most wouldn't object, so long as she doesn't get dicked in the former two forms.

I honestly don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613574

http://i.imgur.com/xdZL0dx.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613506
>It's the year 1962 and the civil rights movement is in full swing

>Civil rights for lesser monstergirls, of course

>You're enjoying a cold beer at your favorite bar before going home when you hear them

>There's a group of insect monstergirls fighting for the right to attend the same schools as other monstergirls

>On the inside you want to scream at them, but on the outside you show only a scowl as you walk by

>You're about to successfully skirt around the protesters when suddenly a hand reaches out for you

>It's an oomukade, the most hated and reviled monstergirl

>She's asking if you want to help them in that disgusting stuttering language that they all use

>"D-Don't be a speciest! Help us Mr. H-Human!" You can barely catch her words

>That's it. You look her straight in her disgusting face and spit all the phlegm in your throat and anything else you can muster

>You quickly step away while cracking a smug grin at the thought of the crying oomukade washing the spit from her face

>Except, her hand is still gripping your wrist, now with crushing strength

>You turn to scream some more obscenities until you see her face

>Her cheeks have turned scarlet and there's an incredibly unsettling smile spread on her face

>With her free hand she slowly and methodically spreads your spit across her skin, from her cheeks to her arms and even her midriff

>She shakes and spasms with every inch of skin that meets your unsanitary wastes. There's not a drop left by the time she's finished

>And you're forced to watch it all.

>"Y-You have more for me, don't you Mr. Human?" She giggles and leans close with two gleaming pincers shining with venom.

>"Since you shared with me, I think I'll share with you too." The fangs dart forward. You want to scream for help, but you're much too busy thrusting your hips into the disgusting centipede.

>You made the mistake of forgetting that the only creatures with less rights than insects were human men themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613581
Poor, stupid, bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613554
So, actual werecats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613593

More regal Werecats with shape shifting powers for convenience sake.

Like being used as a non-sexual body pillow in her furry mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613554
I'll probably still call you a furry faggot but enjoy it all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613593
Or Nekomatatas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613581
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613601
I have always through fur and hair feels much better than hairless skin.
Pretty sure why petting mostly occurs on the head.
All those tiny hairs must make their skin much more sensible, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613602
I'm sure this is true for most people here, tbh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613581
Oomukade are loev.
I don't even care that this one's progressive agitator, I'd lick her all over.
Besides, once she's sexually satisfied she'll probably want to be a cuddlebug housewife anyway, it's only the bitter single ones that follow that crazy Martine Luthor Queen apsara.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never walk in on your 'Ara ara~' Kraken Aunt getting in touch with her inner child by playing Splatoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613643
Kraken's are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

How many chuffs are too many chuffs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613646
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613643
I'd make her feel young again. With my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613646
But she's a squid and you're a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613643
>Playing a game where you squirt your fluids all over the place and onto other people
Depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613661
>Not wanting to squirt your fluids all over her body
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

http://puu sh/ifcZo/c85509b251.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613661
Just like back in her day where she was a delinquent who inked boys she liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613661
ink in canonically sex lubricant, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613665
>Kitsune
>Tied up
>Bunny Girl Outfit
>Fluffy Buttplug
This pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613665
You're doing god's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613665
It looks like that plug was too large. This pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613665
That turned out nicely, .less. The stream is pretty comfy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never gangbang a Gazer as she tries to play a game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613665
>Tied up
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613668
>Walking down the street
>Suddenly ink everywhere
>Dripping wet with it
>Look up
>That damn krakken is jilling herself above you
>Fucking hell, third time this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613680
Vanilla please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613665
FOX NOT SO SMUG AFTER BEING MOLESTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613685
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613678
>"GET YOUR COCKS OUT OF MY FACE! I NEED TO BEAT THIS BOSS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613678
Bonus points if she's nonchalant and doesn't fuck up in game when she is forced to cum over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613615
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to outsmug the smug squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613707
And how will you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613707
thats Dante levels of crazy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613703
you spaced your green texts, that's a capital offense

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613707
A maledomfag already wrote that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613707
Will you form a group of like-minded men and proceed to one up the Smug Squad at every opportunity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613714
That was dumb and not really a serious read, although it was entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613709
I'll wear a mask of permanent smugness so that even when I'm moaning girlishly they'll still see my smug visage.

[Anonymous No.]

>the smug-squad will never bully you for a while, and then proceed to molest and husbando you in quick succession

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613714
It was great too, wish it pissed more people off though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613701
Does she go into slut mode the instant she finally beats it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613714
But I'm a switch, it was a tale of revenge, the Smug Squad had their way with him before and he wanted payback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613733
No but shut up though, you''re a maledomfag now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613733
The hentai logic made it mediocre

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613734
Fuk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613707
You must spank the monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613707
I want to get gangbanged by the futa smug squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613756
Are you, small, cute and maybe an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613756
Begone from this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613756
>>13613761
I want to gangbang an anon into alphood with the futa smug squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613761
He's probably a fa a a e. qlk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613756
me toogently and consensually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613765
>telling someone to leave because of their fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613775
>Wanting people with shitty fetishes around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613775
>"S-Stop disliking what I like!"
You have your own board you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613778
>>13613781
I want to write /d/ tier shit just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613366
Yourself tied up with a ribbon and bow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613786
How pitifully petty of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we all get along and agree that supple, smooth, spongy matango butts are terrible? How it's horrible to plunge into their tight anuses and pound them raw. How disgusting it is to fill their mushroom pussies with your turgid penis and fill their womb with your foul semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613789
I hope she can figure out how to untie it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613768
Anon are you okay? Did the Girtablilu snipers get you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613792
>fill their womb with your foul semen
>foul
Excuse me? Are you trying to say there is a problem with my semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613792

>Turgid

There's that word again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613798
Two words for you man. Rotten eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613792
I wonder how the non-infective edible Matango mushrooms would taste on a pizza that has Holstaur milk cheese, roma tomatoes, and fried onions.

It'd also have pigs-in-a-blanket stuffed crust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613795
>Girtablilu snipers

That's the stupidest fucking thing ev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613805
Wow, what is this debauchery?

Can't you get by on oats and water like a normal human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613809
>oats and water like a normal human
Eat a burger you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZjS6YMb7C4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613805
>pigs-in-a-blanket
That's a Porkers special menu secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613816
FUCKING WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613828
Because YouTube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613828
Because SQUID AND KID anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613820
>>13613805
>pigs-in-a-blanket

More like your four P'Orc daughterus sleeping in the same bed side by side under a large blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

So since i'm a faggot and the thread's almost done with, what kind of story premises do we have from RecapAnon that aren't done yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613828
Because you're a squid, anon.
http://gyazo.com/51d6a7169883e96bc408efebc4a36ae0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613845
Exactly, pigs in a blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613208
>"Third one this week."
>A Manticore going around raping Alps

http://i.imgur.com/cGqGWiL.jpg

That fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613816
>Check comments
>"YODA CAN'T GO TO SLEEP"

Holy fuck my sides are obliterated.

[Anonymous No.]

>4 more of your Khornate Kikimoras have given birth
>Like the first two, all of them gave birth to red haired/feathered children
>It's forced you to question whether it's really just a coincidence
>The police officer is pregnant now too
>She's also still dragging suspects down to your basement to make them fight
>How this hasn't blown up yet, you have no idea
>Something of greater concern, however, is that the fights between themselves have stopped entirely, even among the ones that aren't pregnant anymore
>Instead, they just all get together and cut their hands in a way that you could only consider ritual like
>Then they take those bloody palms and they paint you from head to toe with them
>Then they take turns liking it all off, and forcing you to lick some of it too
>They seem to have some kind of idea that since you've gotten them all pregnant, that means they've "ascended" and no longer have to jockey for position as head maid
>Technically, if you want to go by strict monster definition, they're all considered your wives
>So they're not necessarily wrong, they're just right for the wrong reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613845
>You will never walk in on your multiple monster daughterus all cuddled up in a big warm blanket
Why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613208
I want to run a rehab center for Alps that have been bullied too far! It's just an Alp cuddle pile and once they've been cuddled and healed enough they go out to the world with newfound confidence!

The unfortunate Alps that can't find husbands keep coming back though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613865

It's better than me doing a stupid little story or greentext about a Manticore assaulting a guy and using some form of water-based lubricant or oil on the outside of her tailpussy so that when she really begins to torment the poor bastard, he can't get a grip on like a guy who's trying to grab an oiled pig.

Especially since she has those barbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613871
Well, he's still alive and in control of his own body, so things could be worse for him. I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613873
It hurts, anon. It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613887
They won't do something like that to him, he became an unwilling idol of worship a long time ago.
I have been thinking about ramping things up, but I feel like it's already pretty borderline as far as edginess goes, so I need to find a way to balance those. One idea I had was them having this kind of moment of clarity where they snap out of this batshit chunni-ish blood god worship for a minute and start to panic a little before the persona reasserts itself, but we'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613919
Do you have a pastebing where I can read all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613932
http://pastebin.com/9U38c6Fg
That's got this latest one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613873
>>13613891

>You wake up before them and quietly open the window in their room in the morning while they're still sleeping
>You stop for a moment near their bed to tuck them in a bit better before leaving
>The one at the edge of the bed unconsciously grabs your hand and pulls it to herself
>You can only comply and let her pull you closer, as resisting would probably wake her up
>She pulls you down so much that you're forced to sit down on the bed
>"Hmmmghmm... daddy..." She mutters, tightly hugging your wrist as if it were a teddy bear
>Looks like escaping her embrace might take a while
>As you're struggling to slip your hand out of her hug, you feel something grabbing on to the back of your shirt
>"Daaaddy..."
>You turn your head and see your second daughteru glancing at you, her eyes half-open due to sleepiness, as she tugs on to your shirt
>This isn't gonna work
>Several minutes later, your waifu comes up looking for you
>Stepping into your daughterus' room, the first thing she sees is the sight of you lying on the bed, surrounded and immobilized by your sleepy kids
>One's hugging your neck, nuzzling up to your cheek
>The second is hugging your arm like a daki
>The third is still holding onto your wrist like a plush toy
>The fourth is lying on top of you
>As for you, the only thing you can do is glance at your waifu, silently begging for her to save you
>She looks back at you with an motherly smile for a moment before turning around and leaving you to your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613919
Or they can keep their mg quirks and he finds them all cleaning one day or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613945
leaving you to your fate*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613943
Nice thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would be best at healing someone after a series of abusive relationships? Could any of them do it, or is psychotherapy the best option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613958

Personally i'd go for the Danuki oba-san that keeps trying to project that she's far older than she really is with vocal inflection.

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>>13613946
That's a good idea, just have them furiously cleaning things, or scrubbing blood up while babbling about how it should only be for master and not wasted on the floor or something.

>>13613951
Thanks for reading!

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>>13613958
Some broken things can't be fixed anon. At least that's how the thread wants things to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613945
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>Go fishing with father
>Start thinking about going fishing with a shortstack grizzly

Why do monster girls make everything better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613958
Which monstergirl would be best at healing someone from abusive parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613958
gentle succubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613958
Either full body cuddles or soft and fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613973
Because you're sexually and emotionally frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613982

>That spoiler

I'm not even mad. Just disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613973
>fishing with a shortstack Grizzly
Man, I haven't gone fishing in years, but that would get me to go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613989
Succubi are creatures of pure emotion, Anon, and love is an emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613996

Yeah, and they're also the most common kind of MG that everybody expects to have shit written about them at least once or twice by a writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613995
>Go out fishing with shortstack grizzly
>She brings a couple cans of Alexander Kieth's for when things get slow.
>As things go, she decides to make things interesting by changing positions until she's sitting in your lap, your "rod" placed in her while her's is cast out into the river.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, your daughter wants to watch Terminator Genesis
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614010
Grizzly pls. I just wanted to go fishing and talk with you. You can get the dick when we go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614026
Go watch it with her after we marathon the other movies.
It's going to be terrible, just like the last couple. Nostalgia will fuel me to see it though and it'll be a nice bonding experience to laugh together.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your pre-pubescent daughteru is addicted to masturbation! What do?
Hard mode: Dicking her only makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614026
"You mean Genisys? Didn't come out yet, so you'll have to wait."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614026
Take her to watch the movie.
Im just going for Arnold, the movie itself will suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>297255117
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614032
>Oh, Ok.
>She still sits in your lap because she just wants to be close to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613987
>full body cuddles
>soft and fluffy
I choose a weresheep and I get both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614037
>pre-pubescent
But that's wrong because she wouldn't even have a sex drive before puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13613958
Yeti is objectively the best for healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614052
This man knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614045
See, that's ok. Sitting together and enjoying nature is perfectly acceptable. As is public sex. Just not at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614052
>>13613958
Yeti Lamias are best
http://a.pomf.se/afcavt.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Would you NTR a scumbag who only likes to abuse his innocent MG waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614062
I don't count that as ntr. So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614062
That's not even NTR that's justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614062
He obviously doesn't love her so i don't think it would really be NTR
Either way, fucking her would involve NTRing my own waifu and i would never do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614062
muh rescue boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614058
>Sit there, enjoying nature
>Start hearing some rumbling noise like an engine while she sits there.
>Look around but there's no boats
>When you ask her what it is she just tells you its nothing.

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>>13614062
I dont think that NTR means what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.]

If I make two clones of myself, force one of them to alp, get the two clones to get into a relationship, and then fuck the alp me, does it count as NTR or masturbation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614062
No, but I would make sure he can't abuse his waifu again when I disable his arms and legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614076
Both

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>>13614076
It counts as shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

FAIRY FUCK FEST FUN

>>13614085

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614076
That would be mean. Why NTR yourself when you can make another AlpYou?

Why not a whole harem of AlpYous?

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>>13613963
Aww! But what about a girl with duct tape? It's really good at fixing stuff.

>>13613976
That is half the reason I asked my question!

>>13613987
Like a Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never fuck your freshly alped dad
http://exhentai.org/g/740843/e485fcc95b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614086
Newfag/bad troll pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614088
You have a point there.

>>13614086
Notto dissu shitto again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614086
We haven't even dropped of yet you dingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614086
Christ at least wait until this is the last thread so yours bumps the old one off the board. Show some self control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614086
You fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614086
do not post in this thread, wait for a better one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614104
I think we'll have no other choice but to post in that one once we die.

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>>13614104
>Making a third thread when there's a perfectly fine new one.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do realize that every time this happens, it's because some /jp/ natives decided to do it to stir shit up, right?
Why do you think they're always flooded with shit like >>13614096 and >>13614102?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614088
I want to make a legion of CloneMes and CloneAlpMes build a gigantic statue of me that breathes fire and shouts "Remember me!" and will eventually be my tomb!

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>>13614093
>>13614095
>>13614098
>>13614099
>>13614101
>>13614104
I'll rather make a new thread early myself and be booed by you faggots than have three, all with rushed OPs and with missing subjects.

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>>13614092
>http://exhentai.org/g/740843/e485fcc95b/
...this is so very, very wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614122
And who the hell is posting mice before me? Outrageous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614122
As undesirable as false-flag threads are, no one is a stranger to posts like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614131
Or you could not be a faggot and have a thread ready so that you can do it properly and at the right time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614074
Oh man. I want it so bad. Wait, all bears do it? Damn, man. Now that I think about it though, I'm not sure why it would be limited to one type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614122
On the plus side, even the natives are aware that it's a false-flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614131
>not having a thread ready to post the moment we drop off
Come on faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614131
I'd rather not have an enormous faggot make a new thread before the current dies and have the thread shitposted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614153
Thread's gonna get shitposted anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

God I'm so horny I just want to fuck a cheshire in the face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614191
As long as you're aware she'll want to reciprocate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614191
I want to spank one with ravishing her. But we just can't have what we want, can we?

[Anonymous No.]

RIP thread anytime now

[Anonymous No.]

>no one is posting and patiently waiting for old thread to fall off so they can post whatever they were planning

lovin it