Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Crow Love is Best Love.

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[Anonymous No.]

First for Kikimoras are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW amputee fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Third for high impact daughteru cuddling

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>>13589459
Is she giving birth?

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Master! Look, I put up the new thread! I also have hot cocoa ready for you!

What do you as responsible Master do?

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When will you fucks leave? You're unwanted.

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>you will never be breastfed by an apsara onee-sama
holst a shit

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>>13589472
Enjoy the thread, naturally.
>>13589473
Well then it's a good thing we don't barge in on your threads and stick to our own, isn't it?

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>>13589472
Headpats and cuddles. That is always the acceptable answer.

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>>13589473
>implying we will ever leave
Don't you have boats to fuck?

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>>13589472
No maid of mine can be this unsoft.
Grab a bottle from the special fridge and meet me in the den.
We have some cuddling, headpats, and work to do.

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>>13589459
This is what prosthetics are for.

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>>13589480
She didn't ask for this. But we can rebuild her.

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>>13589473
We won't leave anon. Neither will we be a bother to you, we make use of one thread which will drop to the second page within a few hours. Simply ignore us for that short time and you won't see us for a few days till the thread dies.

Now grab yourself a nice Mothman and have a nice day.

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>>13589472
Impregnate the maid for her job well done.

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>>13589472
Headpat, make a hot drink for her later and post Kikimoras in appreciation.

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So how's that tale of Super Wurm and her secret admirer coming along?

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>>13589397
I also want this
>you will never catch her ripping apart a girl with her bare hands for talking to you
>you will never scream as the insane bloodlust in her eyes turns to horror when she realizes her pure anon saw her doing something so gruesome
>you will never sprint as fast as you can away from her while ignoring her desperate and hysterical pleas for you to stop running
>you will never somehow escape and hide in an empty classroom
>you will never hear her giggling softly outside the door, boasting how she can hear your heart racing with her superior hearing
>you will never have a super powered yandere easily kick the door off its hinges and gaze at you with mad, lust filled eyes
>you will never shuffle back in terror as she slowly walks towards you, hips swaying seductively and clothes covered in blood
>you will never run out of room and find yourself pinned against a wall as she stares down at you, licking her bloodstained lips and whispering
>"I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH"

Why live when no one will ever love you like she can?

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>>13589430

A blueberry sandwich, pedophilia and black forest ham, something to rile the thread up unnecessarily since there's people who want to see you guys get in a tiff.. The usual.

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>>13589473
We've almost been here for a year, we aren't going anywhere so let it go already. It isn't like we invade your endless touhou threads.

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>>13589366
>"Psst. Anon!" You saw one of her eyed tentacles peek from around a corner. You should have known better than to keep talking to her but you did anyway
>She was always a weird one, but you weren't exactly the most popular kid in class either. At the very least you could spare her some kindness, right?
>You only regretted that she was so terribly ugly. Everything from those creepy stalks to the black goop trailing off of her.
>You doubled the corner and there she was, a creepy smile on her face as she called you closer to the shadows and away from the prying eyes of other students.
>"What's wrong? Did something hap-" Light. A bright overwhelmingly beautiful light filled your vision and made you lose track of your words
>She was standing in front of you. Her lithe form had always been attractive but you didn't want to scare her, why did she call you again?
>"You wanted something fro-" That same light filled your vision. What were you saying? It didn't seem important anymore for some reason
>You were getting hard just being near her. Your heart beating wildly at the thought of being called out by such a beauty
>"Huh?" It was all you could speak before that soothing and calming light blinded you once more and left you reeling for words
>You recalled the memory of how she beat away the bullies tormenting you on the playground and became your best and only friend
>You knew from that moment when you were kids that you could never love anyone else. The memory filled you with warmth and happiness.
>"Anon?" You looked down and immediately met her charming and elegant eye. Those beautiful tentacles swirled around her as she spoke
>"Why did you call me out here again?" Her voice dripped curiosity just like the ebony liquid that dripped from her body
>Why did you call her out here? You wanted to ask her out of course. No, you needed to ask her out
>"Please go out with me!" That deviously sexy smile on her face as you spoke told you everything you needed to know.

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Uh-oh! Time for your Monster Girl daughteru to get her yearly shots
But she hates it!
What happens every time you take her, and how do you make it up to her after she gets it?

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>>13589494
I'm confused but I guess I'll take that Wight off your hands then.

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>>13589498
If she's a good girl I'll take her to that holst run ice cream shop afterwards.

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>>13589498
Why would I make it up to her? She's a big girl and knows what's good for her.

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>>13589500

Trying to make coherent sense on an hour and a half of sleep between last night watching .less' stream and fighting back wicked dreams and desires makes everything a dissolving allegory of obtuseness

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>like monstergirls
>like a monstergirl who would probably give birth to a lot of kids at once
>but I hate kids

This is a strange form of suffering, because its the kind of suffering I will never actually feel anyway.

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>>13589492
>>13589497
This is nice to wake up to.

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>>13589504
Well it's mine now.
>>13589505
You'll bond to your own issue, so it's fine.

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>>13589505
It's okay to hate other kids that aren't your own.

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>>13589497
Is that new Gazer art? I'm probably being a slowpoke but it's new to me.

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>>13589504
The Gundam and Jojo talk during the stream was kinda comfy though.

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>>13589515
It's not exactly recent, but it hasn't been posted often either.

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Reminder that bullying is wrong

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>>13589524
Bullying MGs is never wrong.

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>You run an orphanage in a very rural area
>Your current charges are 8 monster girls of various species and two humans, a boy and a girl
>All really young, the oldest is a little Oni who's only 6
>The rest are a Kitsune, a Lizardgirl, a Chimaera, a Doppelganger, an Arachne, a Thunderbird and a Crow tengu
>Being out in the sticks, there's not many people, even less willing to adopt
>You're starting to wonder if these kids will ever find a home
>You're visited one day by an Echidna
>A rare sight, they don't usually live around these parts
>She asks all the typical questions of someone who's interested in the children, but not so interested as to seem like they're willing to actually adopt one
>She ends up spending all afternoon with them though, and come evening they beg you to let her stay for dinner
>She comes back the next day as well
>And the day after, and on and on for weeks
>You finally pull her aside one day and essentially tell her, look, shit or get off the pot, it's not fair to the kids to keep spending all of this time with them if she's not willing to commit because it'll just make it harder on them when she finally stops coming around
>You didn't want to sound like a jerk, but now that it's all left your mouth you can't help but feel bad
>She's quiet for a long time
>Finally she starts to cry, and you feel even worse
>You decide to wait and let her get it all out, but she meekly reaches over and tugs on your shirt
>You lean over and she whispers to you between sobs that she can't have children
>You don't really understand
>"I'm... I'm b-barren..."

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>>13589524
oomu-chan please go home and stay home.

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>>13589524
But what if I want a monster girl to bully me.

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>>13589528
>She cries more
>When she finally calms down she tells you that when she was still a little girl, she was in an accident and suffered really bad injuries to her abdomen that resulted in her needing a partial hysterectomy
>The reason she was coming to visit so much was because when she was with them, she was able to pretend that she had children
>You ask why she hasn't just adopted some of them yet
>It's barely a whisper, but she says that it's because you're around, she can pretend that you're her husband and the kids belong to the two of you
>You ask her for her name, realizing that she had only ever given a surname before
>"Jessica", she says
>"Well Jessica, why not come by again tomorrow?"

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>>13589472
Drink it with her and leave the door open the crack when I'm fucking my wife later that night.

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>>13589535
>not fucking your one true waifu, the kikimora, while your wife sleeps

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>>13589539
Why would I want to do that? The maid is here to clean and that's all.

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>>13589528
>>13589532
I rike it.

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>>13589528
>>13589532
Mmmm... what a sweet romance. I love it.

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>>13589551
Maids are for wearing short skirts that are extra tempting whenever she bends over to dust something.

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>>13589532
Orphan monstergirls are always an OK, I'm following.

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>>13589539
>The Kiki keeps suppressing her moans and whimpers
>"M-master this is wrong, you're a married man" she whispers
>You remind her that your marriage to your human wife was something your family arranged, not love
>"Please you mustn't what if I get pregnant"
>You tell her that as a maid she is property and has no say in this
>She blushes and averts her gaze for the remainder of the act
Later you pay the prostitute who pretended to be your wife for the night and see her on her way. Man your Kiki has a weird fetish

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>>13589551
>Not sleeping with the cleaning lady

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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>>13589472
Invite her to see if she would like to have some with me.

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>>13589505
Just get a monster girl that doesn't mind dealing with the kids herself.

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>>13589528
>mfw I read that last part as "I'm... I'm b-batman..." at first.
>mfw no face

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>>13589562
Hahahaha! Okay, that is NTR I can actually stand. Fake NTR for the sake of your wife's fetish roleplay.

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>>13589475
And thus anon enjoyed the thread drinking his tasty hot cocoa. His now proud little maid started cleaning the rest of the room, but not without occasionly throwing a glance towards the Master she loved and a smile forming on her face.

>>13589476
And so the cute Kikimora received the greatest gift she knew, lots of headpats and cuddles. She quickly turned a puddle in your skilled hands while you cuddled her and pet her head.

Truly this cute Kikimora must be the happiest maid to exist.

>>13589479
As your maid meets you in your secret Den she seems to be quite nervous. Only to quickly turn confused when seeing the rather comfortable room she just entered. "Cuddles and Milk" the plaque read. The first part she liked, but it was the second part which she was unsure about.

You simply suprise her from behind with a suprise headpat, turning her into a puddle of love. You decide to waste little time and feed her your special mix of milk in her weakened state. Or perhaps she simply liked the taste.

Your cute Kiki would later become known as the softest Kiki in town, and you as the luckiest Master to have ever lived. Though only you and your maid knew what caused the true softness she had. And your maid? She enjoyed drinking her milk every single day.

>>13589484
What starts as a cry out of fear, turns into a cry of pain and is followed by moans of pleasure. The following morning the cute Kiki wakes up, unsure what to do. Why did her Master hurt her first, and made her feel so good after? Why did she feel so.. satisfied? Questions she decided were not as important as hugging her Master more closely in bed.

>>13589485
You happily headpat your Kikimora and ask her to watch the thread for a short moment as you excuse yourself from the room. You return a short while later with another glass of hot cocoa which you give to your cute maid.

Letting her sit in your lap, you both enjoy the thread and post pictures of various Kikimoras while enjoying your drinks.

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>>13589472
>Hot Cocoa
>It's Summer

Which would you prefer, willingly tossing yourself into the tentacle pit or having me throw you?

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>>13589576
What of men who mistreat their waifus getting NTRd by a kinder man?

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>>13589582
Then it was the waifu's fault for choosing that man. She deserves to get NTR'd for her poor judgement, not the other way around.

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>>13589578
>Questions she decided were not as important as hugging her Master more closely in bed
Good girl. She should know her master would never do something that would only hurt her. Silly innocent Kiki.

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>>13589578
>>13589578
>The softest.
The best.
All the hugs, all the cuddles, and all the kids.

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>>13589582
That doesn't even count as NTR to me

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>>13589528
>>13589532
I want this now, it satisfies my healing fetish on so many levels

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>>13589582
That's more akin to healing than anything.

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>>13589582
It's not wrong to save a battered woman.

Then again I'm only seeing myself as the guy she ends up with, I can't myself as the abuser getting ntr'd.

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>>13589582
That's not NTR whatsoever, just cheating. The former's core is injustice of the whole deal.

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>>13589582
That's still pretty wrong Anon, it's better for them to learn the error of their ways.

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Is it still NTR if an MG NTRs you for another man, but in turn you gain a new MG who NTRd the man whom you're previous MG NTRd you for?

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>"Package for Mr. Anon!"

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>>13589608
Yes. It's just a clusterfuck of NTR and you should take it somewhere else.

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>>13589610

I didn't order anything.

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>>13589610
A package for ants? the MG kind

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>>13589610
This is a tiny box and a tiny dragon. What could they have for me?

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>>13589610
wrong floor

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>>13589610
You want the shota upstairs, as usual, gorgeous.

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>>13589608
>Your monster girl waifu leaves you for another man
>His bitter ex falls for you and becomes the perfect wife
>Later on the map alps, it turns out he was in the closet
>Falls for you too
>The girl who left you comes running back
>Harem end

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>>13589610
The hell could I want that is that small and not a living thing? I don't think a fairy would ship herself to me. Fine, bring it in.

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>>13589621
>alp
Bad end. Why would you want an alp and a cheating whore?

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>>13589619
>gorgeous
You're a sick man, telling her to go to someone else's apartment before leaving her with a flirting comment

Are you trying to make her miserable?

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>>13589629
She's the one who keeps ringing my doorbell and pretending she got the wrong door because she's too high and mighty to just ask me out. I know, her wockies told me.

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>>13589621
>Taking either of them after they both prove themselves cheating whores
Nah, I'm good, friend.

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>>13589610
"Cool! Finally I have my own, tiny Jabberwock."
>"E-Excuse me, mister?"

>Turned out the box was empty. She was the ordered item.

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>>13589610
Hello tiny dragon.
Do you want to go for a ride in my pocket?

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>>13589621
Pff, no way I'm letting the stinker back, neither I'd want that dude in any other condition than ded.

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>>13589565
Before your maid get's the chance to leave you alone you stop her. A smile forms on your face as you ask her to stay with you and to enjoy the drink she brought for you alongside her Master.

You've never seen a Kikimora turn beet red so quickly. It is an adorable sight as she stutters yes, nearly uncapable of keeping herself from bouncing around the room in happiness.

Thus you enjoyed your hot cocoa together with your cute Kikimora maid and watched the thread together throughout the evening. Your maid close to you the entire time, only to eventually fall asleep against shoulder.

Bringing your maid to your own bed you embrace her as you slowly drift off to sleep, hoping that tommorow will be as good as today.

>>13589579
Your Kiki looks confused at you for a moment, before turning her head around and looking at the snowstorm raging outside. The radio reminding you that the Yuki Ona demonstrations for longer winters and shorter summers were still going on.

As both you and your maid seem to ponder what to do, your maid breaks the silence and asks: "Would you prefer Icecream then Master?"

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>>13589634
>>13589635
Tiny Dragons are something I'd definitely find worth keeping, too.

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>>13589615
>>13589616
>>13589624
>>13589634
>>13589635
You idiots, she only looks tiny because you're looking through the peephole. It's an optical illusion, and once you open the door expecting to snatch up a little Dragon to make into a cum ballon you'll be looking straight at an 8 ft tall dragon who'll say "Jackpot"

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>>13589645
>Peepholes.
>2011+4.
You can't trick me out of my tiny dragon.

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>>13589645
Oh. You're right. Forgot all about that. Well, dragons aren't very good, but there are worse things than a Jabberwock.

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>>13589558
>>13589564
That's why you don't fuck them, you want to tempt you away from your wife. She would "accidentally" let you sneak a peek while she cleans, or always stand around with a smile looking her best, hoping you would see her as a woman. But since you already have a wife, all her efforts amount to nothing. Then one night as she's looking over the house before bed, she hears noises from your bedroom and sees the door is open a crack. Curious, she looks inside and sees master, her beloved handsome kind master, making love to his wife. Her face would redden and her thoughts would be to turn away, knowing that only filthy perverts would watch this sort of thing. But of course, she stays and wonders how to would feel to be wrapped up in your arms, to be on your bed as you thrust in and out of her. Unconsciously, her hand would be already be in her panties, rubbing her womanhood. A she continues to spy on you, her masturbation would get more involved, and her pants and moans heavier. Shortly after you finish inside of your wife, your maid climaxes herself an looks at her sticky hand for a moment before scampering off to bed to think about what she had done.

Then a few weeks later, you invite her for a threesome on her birthday

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>>13589649
>Not having a peephole in your door
How the fuck do you see how's outside then? You just open it for everyone?

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>>13589656
>living in the slums

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>>13588582
I don't know if you're still around anon, but I made that whole series private for the time being. I wasn't really happy with it and wanted to do some edits. At least the first two chapters should be back up tonight at the latest.

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>>13589656
Security cameras? Thieves and prospective monster girl rapists are less willing to brake in if they know it will be recorded as evidence against them.

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>>13589666
>Implying rape is a crime in MGC
>Implying even if it was anyone would get more than a few compliments and high fives from the Dark Elf poliewomen

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>>13589640
>Has a horde made of pennies and change you leave around.
>Her "cave" is shoe box with a hole cut in it and filled with cloth to sleep on.

>>13589645
Guess I just need to make her into an 8 foot tall, groaning cum balloon.
She will get cuddled though.

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>>13589665
Yeah, I'm still around. Makes sense, just wanted to see since it was the first thing I remember you posting, and I still haven't actually read it yet.

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>>13589653
Good end!

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>>13589671
>Has a horde made of pennies and change you leave around.
>Her "cave" is shoe box with a hole cut in it and filled with cloth to sleep on.
This is wonderful.

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>>13589672
Cool. I'm glad at least some people will have a chance to see it for the first time in its full glory.

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>>13589639
You. Tentacle Pit. Now.

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>>13589668
>Living in MGC.
First mistake.
Why would you willingly live in the rapist version of District 9 if that isn't your fetish?

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>>13589671
>Guess I just need to make her into an 8 foot tall, groaning cum balloon.
>She will get cuddled though.
Now you're thinking with Jabberwocks.

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>>13589678
>She loves to perch on top of a lamp and over see "her" domain
>She used to do it on the ceiling fan but quickly stopped after it got turned on.
>She considers your house cat her true rival for control of the apartment, mostly because the furry creature deems her below his interest.

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>>13589689
Because it's the only place your waifu can live in peace without racist humans making her feel like she's unwanted?

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>>13589691
Their size won't stop me.
Whether she's a tiny pixie or a huge minotaur, both shall be stuffed with cum and cuddled.
I'm an equal species cumflator.

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>>13589693
If that cat is anything like mine, he'll start treating the newcomer like his own baby.

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>>13589701
>Come home to tiny shrieks of "Let go!" and "Unhand me!" along with other synonyms.
>Walk into your living room to see your big ol' tomcat pinning the mini dragon to the couch with his front paws and licking her hair as if trying to clean her.
>Her puffy cheeked pout only increases as when she sees you.

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>>13589693
>get back from work one day
>the cats running into the other room wearing what looks like tinfoil
>with mini dragon chasing behind it holding a tinfoil hat
>all the while screaming "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FEARLESS MOUNT! NOW PUT ON THE DAMN HELMET!"

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How would you feel about revelanon bad ending?

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>>13589708
Tiny Monsters are starting to appeal to me more now.

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Line 546
http://pastebin.com/1Bchznap
>Dragon Prepares for Incubation

It's been a while since we had a story set in the future. The last one was Dragon's own impregnation chapter, actually.

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>>13589711
Who? What? I'm not a fan of bad ends.

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>>13589717
Dat ass tho.

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So we have Jinkos based off tigers, why do we have no Lion monster girl from KC yet?

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>>13589723
Sphinx and Manticore.

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>>13589711
I don't know who or what that is, but bad ends are refreshing to see.
You know, until a butthurt anon writes a happy ending and tacks it on to the end if its a greentext.

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>>13589717
You're better at writing about Dragons than I am, and I'm a huge Dragonslut. I envy you. And loathe myself. But mostly I envy you.

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>>13589725
Technicalities. I want a fierce and proud queen cat.

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>>13589720
The guy who does the art for the Chaika LN's is a huge ass man.

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>>13589745
It is always good to appreciate a fine... ass!

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>>13589710
>It's thundering and raining one day and you're spending it watching a documentary on the reproductive ritual of the rare, blue breasted river harpy of Camaroon with your cat and mini dragon, the latter of whom is blushing and the former of whom doesn't care.
>There's a sudden crack of thunder and the power goes out, bathing you all in darkness.
>Decide to light some candles and read while your cat runs to hide in the bathroom.
>While you fumble for matches, mini dragon is flying around and lighting a few of them.
>Spend the rest of the night reading to her as she rests on your chest.

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>>13589749
>cat scared of thunder
Immersion ruined, mine don't even notice.

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>>13589752
Two of my three have hated thunder.
Always hid in the basement bathroom.

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>>13589749
You know, I think this cat and Dragon raise an interesting point. I've always imagined Dragons having the mannerisms of a cat, even though there was never any reason for me to think that way. Does anyone else have this?

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Uh oh. It looks like you've angered the local council and as punishment they've decided to throw you into the pit of monsters. The only problem is that they don't know what kind of monster lies at the bottom.

1. Devilbug Pit: They squirm and tangle with each other waiting for their chance to rape you senseless. There are about ten devilbugs in this pit and they all expect to be cared for before letting you rest. Despite their ferocious nature these devil bugs are particularly simple and can be manipulated with just a few simple words. Promise of cuddling is enough to get them to listen, promising to get one pregnant will make her your willing slave for life (or until she forgets and becomes horny). The pit is connected to an underground cave system, and you might be able to escape if you can get them to map it out for you.

2. Girtablilu pit: Here there are two girtablilu sisters who have long waited for the chance to rape a man. Initially they are loyal to each other and see you as nothing more than a source of semen, but as weeks drag by they will come to accept you and their initially sadistic treatment will become kinder and more loving. They have no interest in leaving the pit, but you might be able to set one against the other and promise her your monogamy in exchange for your freedom.

3.Tentacle pit: well gee I guess they really do exists. The tentacle is a single monstergirl with several wet lewd and severely lonely tentacles ecstatic to touch and play with you. She is a quiet girl and easily gets sad if you reject her, but at the same time her tentacles have a mind of their own and will violate you even if she doesn't want them to. She will gladly leave with you to wherever you want, but will need your help and it will prove a difficult task to climb up the endless pit. She is a master at word games and always wants to play with you.

4. Secret option: Why is it wet?

5. Secret option: The air smells weird

6. Secret option: HISSSSSS...

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>>13589763
Girtablilu pit, and I'm not going anywhere. Siblings should get along.

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>>13589763
6

6 6 6

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>>13589745
Asses are the best, after all.

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>>13589763
Girtablilu, I guess. And I'll stay in the pit. Shouldn't break up a family like that.

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>>13589763
6

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>>13589763
Pit 5.

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>>13589723
Because the most distinct features of Lions belong to the male.
Lionesses are just big cats
They're Jinkos without stripes

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>>13589763
4

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>>13589763
#6

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>>13589763
3 for me.

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>>13589779
Minotaurs are technically based of bulls, too.

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>>13589763
6

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>>13589763
1, Devilbugs are under rated.
>>13589779
Well Kakuen was originally a male monster that raped women before making it into MGE. Porn isn't exactly bound by real world logic.

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>>13589763
While I am very curious to see "why is it wet?" I'll have to go with the tentacle pit.

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Agro!

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>>13589808
I'd ride that horse.
I'd even stick it in the front pussy

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>>13589808
>You'll never be on the receiving end of a monstergirl's exotic acts of affection
>You'll never fail to understand what she's doing, making her think you're even cuter
>She'll never blush and cuddle you even harder

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>>13589808
Man, that guy must have superhuman strength or something. He's holding the centaur up while barely touching her or bracing himself.

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>>13589817
I'd have to be made of swords not to get their affections.
>>13589819
Wander is a very, very determined man.

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>>13589819
I thought so at first too, but she has one of her front legs touching the floor, barely visible behind his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589811
>frontpussy
I'd sooner become an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589763
5 all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589828
I'll Alp for you Onii-chan! I'll wear cute dresses and suck your dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589825
Oh. I missed that completely. You're a very observant fellow.

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>>13589780
4. It takes you a second to realize that this isn't a pit. It's a stomach! The sandworm rises up and cuddles you with such ferocity that your clothes melt away in seconds. She is a simple girl who wants only to mate and cuddle, and as such she will make sure that you are happy so that you don't ever think about leaving. She can't speak, but she is very good at deciphering what you want and will always do her best to complete your requests to the letter. With time she'll be willing to let you out for short periods, but she'll never let you out of her sight and will swallow you up if she feels anxious. She particularly loves it when you wash her outer shell.
>>13589777
>>13589830
5. There's a yellow fog with a peculiar smell that arouses you. You're hard and ready to cum into any wet hole within a minute and you happen to come across one in the shape of a giant mushroom. The matango twists your mind until you forget about escaping and busy yourself only with cumming inside her to give her more spores. Within a week you're reduced into a mushroom man with a dick that can only thrust and cum into your loving matango's pussy. You don't really mind it given your new state.
>>13589767
>>13589773
>>13589782
>>13589791
6. You wake up entangled in a mass of scales which call you darling. The echidna has been locked down here alone for centuries waiting for a man who would become her husband. She is caring and lustful, but her long imprisonment has robbed her of any tact and she has become very jaded and direct. If she wants sex she'll push you down, if she wants to cuddle she'll push you down, if she wants to kiss then she'll push you down. Relearning societal customs will take some time. She refuses to leave the pit under the suspicion that the outside world doesn't even exist and will never ever under any circumstance let you go.

7. Secret option: The air smells sweet.

8. Secret option: What are those lights?

9. Secret option: Is that chanting you hear?

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>>13589848
>Loving CC Echidna
>Punishment

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>>13589848
>4 is a Sandworm
What a twist!
>people thought 5 would be a stinky-crawly
>it's a matango
I'm so glad I picked the scorpions.

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>>13589848
>Sandworm
I'm Ok with this end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589848
>matango
For this I shall punish the world, my children will spread on the wind and all will know my pain.

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>>13589848
>Won't let you out
>Loves when you wash her outer shell
okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589848
>sandworm
Aw man. I missed out. I wonder what that chanting is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589848
Pretty lights call to me.

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>>13589582
There's what gets called "Good Adultery, Bad Adultery".

What you're talking about would get classified as "Good Adultery". NTR is quite specifically and always "Bad Adultery".

Within anime fandom, stuff that edges closer to "Good Adultery" gets called "Netori" instead.

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>>13589848
I'm ok with the Echidna

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>>13589608
Reminds me of this one doujin.

>Stiff Student Council guy has qt3.14 gf
>Delinquent friends wind up pushing them into having sex
>Then it turns into a gf-swapping orgy
>qt gf winds up pursuing the other guy outside of group events
>Likes his rough, delinquent fucking
>Becomes complete slut for him
>Meanwhile, delinquent gf starts falling for Student Council guy
>Actually finds she prefers his inexperienced, slow, intimate loving
>By the end the two girls have swapped places, and appearances

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>>13589717
That is heart-rendingly adorable that is. G'job.

[Anonymous No.]

Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to to through tall buildings in a single slither! Wurm chan is here to save the day!

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>>13589745
Based Namaniku ATK.
So glad I bought his artbook. Chaikas, Mecha-Dark Elves, and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589887
>mfw saved by Wurm-chan
http://i.imgur.com/QwvJUQf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

The URL should tell you everything you need to know about the image. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/My_Pet_Tentacle_Monster/351103/Ribbit-Ribbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589887
Wurm chan is more harmful that Superman was in Man of Steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589903
Well, the last part did. Dat tongue is so good. Love me some froggy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589903
>Was expecting a tiny tentacle girl.
>It's just a pair of frogs.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589907
>>13589909
Guess I should have been more specific and said "The end of the URL".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589472
That cocoa better not be non-alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589902
>>13589905
But it's cute so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

My Living Doll story chapters are edited and back up!

http://pastebin.com/UcK9cxmy
http://pastebin.com/vJFSkuBD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589887
I want Wurm chan to get gangbanged by her enemies!

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>>13589871
>What you're talking about would get classified as "Good Adultery". NTR is quite specifically and always "Bad Adultery".
>Within anime fandom, stuff that edges closer to "Good Adultery" gets called "Netori" instead.
This is egregiously wrong. NTR is someone-getting-stolen fetish. Netori is stealing-someone fetish. They say nothing else about the nature of the partners involved.

NTR usually is what you call "bad adultery" because the fetish is all about masochism and self-hate and you can't really have that without spineless wimp protagonists and total douchebag rival males. But if you're an asshole and get your girlfriend stolen from you by a nicer man, that's still NTR.

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>>13589911
Somehow cuter than hot. Danke anyway Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589921
You are the evil what needs be eliminated.

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>>13589921
I want Wurm chan to crush the genitalia of the villians in the gangbang with her snatch muscles but her pussy is too irresistible to keep them from trying to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589877
That sounds neat actually. Got a link to it?

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>>13589923
Netori involving a man stealing a woman from her girlfriend is the only acceptable netori.

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>>13589923
I wouldn't call it egregiously wrong. Since personally, what really defines what is one or the other, is where the work intends to align the viewer's sympathies. If it makes us feel sympathy for the guy who's being cheated on, it's NTR. If it makes us feel sympathy for the girl and guy she's cheating with, it's Netori.

Might be incorrect based on the actual definitions, but that's just the impression I got from actually reading stuff. Though maybe you could blame incorrect labels in the first place.

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>>13589936
I prefer stuff like that one doujin of a lesbian couple waking up, playfully teasing each other as they get their kids ready for school that day...
And then parting with "Say Hello to your husband for me." when one half of the couple goes back to her apartment next door.

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>>13589921
Good luck! You'll need it!

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>>13589932
Sorry, but no. Tried searching the artist I thought made it on SadPanda, but no luck there, so I must have been wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589848
9, give me 9

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>>13589939
Sounds nice, remember the artist?

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>>13589936
>>13589939
>men stealing women from lesbians
>lesbians stealing women from men
Nah, both of these are horrid. Nobody deserves cuckoldry.

>>13589937
>If it makes us feel sympathy for the guy who's being cheated on, it's NTR. If it makes us feel sympathy for the girl and guy she's cheating with, it's netori.
That's right, but then that's because the former involves the getting-cuckolded fetish while the latter involves the cuckolding fetish.

But if you were given the point-of-view of an irredeemable douchebag getting his girlfriend stolen by a better man, that would nonetheless be NTR no matter how much you like the dude seducing your girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to serve a dominant Monster Girl and stick by her side like a lovestruck puppy, making her happy and fulfilling whatever lewd desires she asks of me!

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>>13589967
>men stealing women from lesbians
>not the best

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>>13589969
My nigga.

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>>13589969
>like a lovestruck puppy

I want to tease my Hellhound waifu by playing with her tail and mock tackle her so she growls lustfully and "attacks" me then and there!

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>>13589966
Unfortunately not, sorry.

It wasn't dirty or anything, so you could just search Yuri and Non-H on SadPanda.

But thanks to Touhou, that'd still be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw Wyvern-senpai runs into you on the way to school with toast in her mouth

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>>13589967
>But if you were given the point-of-view of an irredeemable douchebag getting his girlfriend stolen by a better man, that would nonetheless be NTR
I suppose that's true, fair point.

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>>13589969
How dominant are we talking here? I'm sure this could be a shitstorm if we tried.

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>>13589982
Setouchi has gotten better.

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>>13589982
>Runs
>Not flies

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>>13589982
>runs into you

Why isn't she flying?

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>>13589971
Stealing anyone from anyone is terrible and you should feel bad for entertaining the thought.

I'd prefer a compromise where all three partners are faithful to each other, the male partner staying a man and dicking the girl for six months of the year and turning into a cute girl and getting dominated by the lesbian for the other six.

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>>13589986
She makes the decisions, she takes care and protects me, and more often she has the final say in things. Which I'm completely fine with since I'm terribly indecisive. She's also top.

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>>13589982
I'd never have a senpai who's not even a real dragon. I have standards, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589986
Oh it's 3 o'clock already. Sorry I haven't been watching the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589994
That is...an interesting dynamic.

Involve MGs somehow and WRITE IT.

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>>13589992
>>13589993
You need a permit to fly in MGC, you could hit a power line or something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590001
>flying MG
>doesn't have her permit

Dropped

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>>13590004
Yeah, the test isn't that hard. It's like driving, but with less trafic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589969
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589920
Alright, I finally got around to reading the first one. Pretty good. Not so sure I'm going to read the second though, after skimming. Either way, nice job. And it only took me two months with it in my "to read" folder.

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>>13589999
Make it a bisexual Lilim that can change her partner's gender with magic and it could work. She makes a deal with him, he can do anything he wants to her for 6 months but once those are up she gets to genderbend him and preform each and every act on him that he did on her. With a strap on mind you, no futa business here.

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>>13590008
Thanks! I'm glad you liked at least a bit of it. Also, holy hell, I've been writing for two months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589994
You'd prefer that because you're a faget.

[Anonymous No.]

What would Living Dolls with magitek/mechanical components be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590019
Golems

[Anonymous No.]

>>>13590019
Tiny Shinkis.
Robot maids and prostitutes.
Ridable Mecha girls waifus.

>>13590025
Golems are practically artificially-made Living Dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590019
They would be my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590032
Don't know but I'd give her some extra large batteries on her torso component with some ample safety gel in the rear unit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590032
>Tiny Shinkis.

That'd be something I'd look up, almost purchase but then get too embarrassed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590062
>Pussying out of getting a legally acquirable shinki if they ever became real.
Why would you be embarrassed? Everyone would be getting one if they could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590062
What about AGPs? Although I'd only ever purchase one just so I could get more accessories for my Unicorn Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590090
I dunno it's one of those inexplicable things. It just feels weird to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589848
I'll go for 7

[Anonymous No.]

>AI's will probably always be a bitch to make in the future.
>It will always be easier to just copy the personality of a person and download it into a robotic body.
>There will be a future market on real people's personalities in the future for the to be bought and downloaded as computer desktop companions/assistants or as AI's for robots.
>Women (and men) will sell out their own personality for a quick cash income, and doing so they will be forcing possibly hundreds tiny version of themselves to become someone's property.
>It's like condemning yourself to your own personal dollhouse-shaped-hell.
>They have in some way no one to blame for themselves; or at least an gigantic, unsympathetic version of themselves.

Yes. This is my fetish.

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>>13590133
What an oddly specific fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>She's finally done it, a creation that will make mankind shake to it's very core
>The muscles of an Oni!
>The soft breasts of a Holst!
>The wings of a Dragon!
>The claws of a Wight!
>The tail of a Manticore!
>There's one problem
>The only spare brain was that of a young Wurm
>It keeps trying to run through walls
>World domination might take a while

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>>13590133
What if I make an army of myself, then give them random girls to gangbang and film it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590133
Nobody would want an tiny robot based of my personality anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590147
Yes the brain from someone named Abby Normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590153
You bastard, I was going to make that joke!

Frankenstein's Monster MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590151
Low self esteem is my fetish.

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>>13590156
You have to quick on the draw for dumb, obvious jokes. Great taste by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590151
>Be single
>Sell your personality to Doll Company
>It becomes a hit amongst women, both young and old
>Best selling personality out there
>You're still single
>TFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590160
That's an odd fetish.

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>>13590148
A tiny army of yourself with as many girls to fuck as they want?
Yes. That sounds good.
But I would rather find a way to control the MiniMe's myself so that i can fuck tiny girls and stay huge at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590147
God I hate undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590162
Thank you.

Actually I had a thought, would Igor-girl show up to a mad scientist like a Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590170
Now I'm imagining a Kikimora with a hunchback. Surprisingly not turned off by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590151
There's a market for everything on this world.

>>13590164
You may call it odd, others might see you as the perfect pathetic little boy-toy to play with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590164
It's not that uncommon if you think about it, there's plenty of people out there who purposely hook up with a partner with low confidence and self esteem. They're easier to control and manipulate into doing what you want, it's mostly terrible men and women who do such a thing but it does happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590142
I like it because they can't call it slavery.
It's the future they chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590156
There's always that fan-made homunculus.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt a robot girl who has been ran over by a car and has had an extremity amputated! She'll always feel bad but I won't let her die! I'll cherish her and love her and cause more harm then good by prolonging her useful life! Without a mini-charging bed she'll slowly grow sleepy and die, and I'll just toss her in the trash or bury her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590200
What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590203
I'm not a monster, I just want to watch as she is very obviously conflicted by the knowledge of her uselessness and her desire to continue operating, along with her desire to repay me for a kindness that she would suffer less without!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590200
No funeral pyre. Where have all the good men gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590200
>not upgrading her into a mecha suit that you can wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590210
You're a special type of sadist, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590210
The bait would be a lot less obvious without the !

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590216
I think he's just an emphatic type of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590211
A pyre wouldn't work well, seeing as usual temperatures for burning wood wouldn't do much against most metals. If she's a minigirl I might get a metal tube and some charcoal and assemble a little forge, maybe get a crucible and cast her robot corpse into a pretty shape or something. A pyre would just leave me with a robot body and a pile of ash.

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>>13589868
>>13589964
>>13590113

7. You wake up in a forest, no wait, you're still in the pit but somehow there's an entire grove of trees fluorishing down here. It only takes you a few minutes to meet their gardener. The dryad greets you warmly and welcomes you to her home. She won't force you into a relationship, but given that you're all alone in the bottom of a pit it might be a good idea to start talking with each other. She is fascinated with the world outside and will spend hours at a time listening to you talk about things like socks and the little plastic thingies at the end of a shoelace. She sees you as being extremely cultured and tries her hardest to emulate your behavior.

8. You follow the lights in the darkness of the pit all the way to the bright burning ball of flame that produces it. The will o wisp was a human woman who was punished same as you, but she didn't survive her fall unfortunately. She doesn't mind however, because now the two of you can be together forever and ever and ever and ever. She can spend literal years cuddling with no other thought on her mind but the warmth you give her. With some convincing she can be coaxed to help you escape, but she'll only do so if you promise to give her your soul when you die. If you're looking for a cozy eternity together, this is it.

9. You wake up to the sound of feet dancing around you and a dozen or so goblins painting your body with paint while enshrining you to a throne. They believe you are their god reincarnated and will serve you as faithfully as they can. They are easily amazed by things like fire and piggyback rides and will beg you to preform such miracles for them. They will always defer to you when it comes to big decisions. At night they come together to cuddle in a giant pile for warmth, and you get the best seat in the middle.They call you onii-chan because that's the name of their god.

10. Final Secret Option: You just keep on falling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590226
See, you already figured it out with out me having to tell you how to do it. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
Goblins please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
I'd talk to a Dryad about aglets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590200
>>13590210
I want to rescue a Robot Girl and fix her up, making her work proper! I want to try and replace her broken parts with replacements and, because of my poor financial status, they wouldn't be as good as her old parts, but they'd still be fully functional. I want to emotionally bond together with her! Then after months of being together happily I want to be stuck in bed as my anime illness grows worse, causing me to be too weak to get out of bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
I'll go for 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
I hugely regret not picking 9 now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
I'm gonna give 7 my green thumb if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
>8
The cosiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
Man. I'm sad I got stuck early on, since I didn't realize there would be so many options. Still, lets see what comes of 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590227
>Dat 7
>That 9
Damn those sound good.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's down with the brown?

[Anonymous No.]

Montergirls who inject semen into their blood with a syringe

[Anonymous No.]

So, would anyone like to see more hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590256
Diablos a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590256
She seems like she's saying 'you want some of this?'

Other than that, yeah, I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590259
>eternal dom

not my schtick, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590259
Yes
A thousand times yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590259
God no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590259
I would like to see more shima pan on sexy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590257
Tanuki sniffing lines of semen off the asses of human boy strippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590259
I'd love to see more Hellhound. Sooner or later other girls need some attention to though, don't want Hellhounds getting to Manticore status and pissing some people off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590259
I want to rub her belly before she doms me!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw vidya getting in the way of writefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590275
That's okay, video games are getting in the way of me reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590272
I'm surprised she isn't snorting it off their dick

[Anonymous No.]

>Last night less ends the drawfag stream
>"gonna stream again in 1-2 hours"
>It's been over 12 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590265
This character is not eternal dom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590275
>tfw will never be a writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590275
gotta get that etheric light

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590287
RL Stine made millions writing stories for 2nd to 4th graders. You need to set your goals higher.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine trying to navigate a paranoid Arachne's booby trapped home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590265
>>eternal dom
One thing is to be a dom and another is to not play by anyone's rules, which is what Hellhound do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590284
The fun steams always happen when I sleep too, on the plus side waking up to a ton of images is like monster girl christmas 4 great presents from close family and trap cat being that horrible old sweater your grandmother gets you every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590273
>implying hellhound hasn't been shitstorm epicenter from the moment the profile was released
It's too late anon, it was always too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590274
And I want her to sniff me all over and then snuggle me afterwards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590310
That's probably the most apt way of putting it except for the dozens of people in your living room bitching how you got an old sweater from grandma on your behalf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590300
Or I could just not attempt it and that way I don't have to go through the shame of failure.

That and all of my ideas would trigger the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590300
The thing about trying to writefag in these threads is that, you're new to it and so you maybe get one fan but then a dozen others hate on you because your storytelling skills aren't up to par. Then if your storytelling skills get better you get a couple more fans but then even more haters because your taste/style/plot etc. doesn't match up with theirs. It's discouraging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590323
What is it? Yuri? Futa? Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590329
>tfw I've only been writing for a few months but I haven't gotten any hate yet

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna compliment a cyclops
Gonna compliment a cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590323
You could still write your ideas and keep them to yourself. I have a whole story about Priapus I will never post.

>>13590329
Fuck the haters. Their opinion of your work is pointless anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590331
Domination of monsters that are normally dominant

That and I have no real interest of writing sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590338
But she'll think she's people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590259
I'm the anon from the less stream last night. She is a hellsune, so she doesn't behave the same as a hellhound....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590329
I've never had that problem. At worst people are indifferent to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590340
>spoiler
I can get on top of that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is most deserving of headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590340
I'd be okay with that, then again I'm okay with a lot of things but simply don't mention them to avoid causing shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590340
All things considered that's not going to cause a huge shitstorm. Not as much as my ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590340
You are not my friend for obvious reasons, though a lot of people will side with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590335
I hate you for not writing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590340
>wants to write about sexual dominance
>doesn't want to write about sex
I don't understand the way you work, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590347
Good because I wanna build her self esteem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590232
I want to be a crazed engineer/inventor that uncovers an ancient golem girl one day! I want to fix her up to the best of my ability! I want her to become my lab assistant as I make things! I want to one day decide to make a robot girl that is even better than her! I want her to hide her growing jealousy under a facade of continued docility and subservience! I want to one day wake up to find that she has destroyed my work while she claims that I don't need anyone but her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590361
But anon, I've greentexted every couple of days for the past couple weeks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590353
The one with the most heads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590350
Exactly. I've been back for a while now, and I almost never see people that don't deserve hate getting hate, and the times I do can be counted on one hand. Chances are he wrote something some wouldn't like and posted it anyway. I'm actually probably one of the more neutral people here, considering my varied tastes, but you have to know your audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590363
I would like to write it, but I know for a fact that It would be the most cringeworthy shit ever since I have no personal experience with that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589510

You can have it.

>>13589516

>TFW falling asleep for nearly 5 hours
>TFW this is no Zaku boy, no Zaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590340
>Spoiler.
But that's my fetish!

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>>13590367
That's when you rape her and cum directly into her womb, leaving her a single mother, right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590363
Well you can dominate a monster girl without sticking it in. Though methods like wiping, forcing them to eat from dog bowls when chained and putting clamps on their fluffy tails for example. It's all about slowly making them learn their place, only once they know it do you give them the sex they've been craving for the last couple of months.

Also to drive them insane you have to be naked while preforming this training, it'll drive their monster instincts crazy knowing what they want is in mere inches yet they're unable to get it. Actually all of this sounds like a way to get completely mindbroken for life if they ever get free from the chains

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590382
>raping a somewhat giant
Huh. Now that's something.

>>13590370
Every day, writeslave. Every day. Nah, you've done fine, assuming you are who I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590370
Moooooore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3LEM6JwyX4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590340
Try domming a threadcanon Wurm. It'd be impossible. No matter if you try to dom them or have them dom you, they will just nuzzle up to your chest and tenderly sex you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590376
Nobody here has experience with that-if you haven't noticed, we're all virgins here. Just read some hentai and wing it. Say " stirring up my ass pussy" at least once and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590391
>if they ever get free from the chains

That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590391

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590394
I'm pretty sure I'm who you think, I feel like my attempt at subtlety is pretty shit.

>>13590394
>>13590395
But Moooooom, then I'l get all burned out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590390
>single
nope I'd put a ring on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590397
I don't know about that last part, if it's threadcanon wurm they might not know how to do that. Might use a little too much force, get lost in the moment, and stuff like that cause they're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590391
I approve of this.

Well, except the "being naked all the time" part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590398
I just can't do it, I would be cringing the entire time.

I think I'll just not bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590397
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590353
Daughterus

>>13590350
Same.
At worst people are disinterested

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590379
>You can have it.
Not him, but is he referring to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590412
No buts, unless they are butts that are attached to some lovely MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590374
The stories I wrote were pretty run of the mill. Did a couple about a Jinko and one about an Oni. Didn't include anything that would set someone off by including futa or NTR or anything like that. I still got hate. Maybe my writing skills are just that bad or I was just unfortunate enough to have posted them at the wrong time. Ehh, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590417
Sex is instinctive for all monsters, all animals even. Even them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590349
>OC Donutsteel

So it's like a "Dire Wolf" in that it's almost exactly the same as the normal version but different personality? Because slightly longer ears does not a different species make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590414
So you can become an abusive and neglectful husband and father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590376
Neither do I and I feel like I get by just fine. I do like to do as much research as I can so I don't make a fool of myself though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590394
>Not wanting to completely dominate a haughty, domineering woman several times your size and humiliating her. Then tenderly cuddling her and promisng her to make her your lawfully wedded wife.
Muh. Fetish.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2218392

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590434
yu yu, take it eajy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590436
Nope a loving husband and father

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590423
Thinking about it that part was unnecessary. Could also be problematic if your monster in training was a Yuki Onna too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590433
I was thinking it's just not her knowing her own strength. It's kind of how I imagine regular wurms to an extent too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590442
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590431
But Moooooom, I write about butts in all my stories...

>>13590440
You are my fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590264
Well, given how the coloration means that she's in heat, that's probably what she's saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590440
Too bad anon, your fetish will never be accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590446
I mean, I get the intent, but still...
I demand pants at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590448
because I want to be nice to a cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590429

>Actually saving that

But Anon that's forbidden love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590440
Not my favourite, but it's up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590432
Maybe you were just unlucky, then. I've left the threads open day in and day out since coming back, and skim over all the posts from when I was asleep and still don't remember much unwarranted hate, ever. Shits weird, man.

>>13590440
I'm not against raping a giant, I was just commenting on it. I love giant girls.

>>13590453
Alright, alright. I guess I'll let it slide this time, but you keep on with them butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590455
Not him, but I've noticed that the thread has been a bit more accepting than when I first got here. Nobody seemed opposed to that Mouse-bondage greentext last night. I was expecting a massive shitstorm at any moment as I kept reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590455
What are you on about? Of course it will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590461
It's yandere Wight momdom reincarnation shenanigans + daughteru dicking /ss/.

It hits all the right places.

[Anonymous No.]

How does Anon feel about cosplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590133
This made me think about a nice plot for a story

>Millions of dolls are being made based on the personalities of people
>One day a doll is bought and when is activated she starts questioning herself and her life
>Realizes that she was made based on some real person
>Goes on an adventure to find her "parent"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590465
Yet we can't talk about some femdom like amazonesses without having a shitstorm.

>>13590472
Delete that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
I believe we've made that clear a bunch of times.

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
REMOVE 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

So anyone know what the deal was behind the four different Megane doppelganger pictures less drew? Was that someone's OCdonutsteel, or someone from a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
meh. 3DPD is a sin imo, but you do you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590457
She's a disgusting ugly freak and the lowest of the low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
>3DPD
Not even if they begged me

DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590476
Yeah, Sometimes I just wish the whole threadcanon would be erased so we wouldn't have shit memes like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590237
>>13590236
10. You close your eyes waiting for the ground to race up and end your life quickly. Seconds however, turn to minutes and you remain conscious of what's happening all around you. Likewise, fear turns to boredom after an hour passes and you continue to fall.

Eventually you do fall, only it's not into a pit or hell, but instead you are surrounded on all sides by a flowing garden and even a starry sky above you. "Hello." A charming and somehow devious voice calls your attention when you see her. A lilim with white hair that drapes over her shoulders, past her hips and onto the floor. "Do you like it? My realm, that is."

The lilim lives by herself in a dimension that she forged to her own likings, it is a world made of eternal prairies and beautiful night skies along with shimmering lakes and ethereal forests of ancient trees. It is a quiet world devoid of intelligent life other than the lilim and yourself.

The lilim's home is a small but very comfy cabin built atop a hill that overlooks a calm sea. She frequently goes out to swim and will invite you to join her now that you're here.

When the rain pitterpatters against her window she enjoys staying in bed and cuddling while watching the soft scenes outside.

She is very elegant, but takes a deep, almost unhealthy pleasure in having you compliment her dimension and creations. The more well thought and insightful the comment, the happier she gets.

Physically she isn't very voluptuous, her breasts are small and her body looks almost frail, but just being touched by you is enough to make her mind go white with the pleasure. Her extreme sensitivity is also reflected on her realm, a night of lovemaking will cause thunderstorms.

If you ask to leave then she'll be extremely saddened, to the point of begging you to reconsider, but she firmly believes in free will and will relent if you ask her enough. She'll never stop thinking about you after you've left, though.

Also she has a headpatting fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590483
It's just an eye, not a big deal unlike spiders and horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590465
>Nobody seemed opposed to that Mouse-bondage greentext last night
My guess is that because it was a mouse, a sub girl. Femdomfags don't care how much maledom you post as long as it is not the typical "dom the dom girl with muh dick" thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
Good things come to those who wait. Good job anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590500
You've got a point there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590469

Please, Anon. We all know nobody here likes Wight whatsoever and the only writefaggot who ever admitted to them being in their top ten is too much of a chicken-shit to actually commit to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
>lilim
Eh. I guess I'm sad I missed out on the goblins, but at least I got some good scorpion girls out of it, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590465
>>13590500

Just a polite reminder for everyone (not necessarily directed at you two): KC has stated multiple times that the MG profiles are not concrete, and that almost any girl can be sub, doms, kuudere, tsundere, or loli, buff, curvy, etc.

So anyone who goes around trying to "police" whether X MG is allowed to by Y is pretty much wrong according to the canon source himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
she a cute, I wanna cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
Nice! I can't tell if meeting the in-laws will be something to dread or look forward to to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
>Small girl
>makes my favorite weather when boned
>no sun
>headpats

YES
E
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590506
I like Wights.

They got some nice hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590515
allowed to be*

[Anonymous No.]

>Go outside
>Coast is clear
>Look up
>There's a hornet girl clinging to the awning of my home
>Stinger twitching in anticipation for penetration
>"Your ass is mine"

...Well, fuck. Where's my flaming dose of fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>When you get him addicted to your venom and let him go through withdrawal symptoms just because you think it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590506
>nobody here likes Wight
You are incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590500
Not sure why that makes it ok for them to sperg.
Especially if we talk about MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
Best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590515
We should know this by now. Should. But we don't. And that's the cause of headcanon vs canon fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590526

Then why do we have maybe one story of them only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590515
Yeah, I'm fully aware of that, and I wish more people were too. I don't really argue it or get in to any shitstorms because there's really no point.

[Anonymous No.]

a dumb as stones "knight" trying to protect a monster girl from a mob of villagers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590398
Hey now, that's not true. I've had sex a few times.
More effort than it's worth, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590480
where can I find this uncensored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590528
You can say the same about both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590532
Not all of an MG's fans are writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590524
Just fuck her and become give her lots of babies so you become King of the hive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590536
A knight who was transformed to stone by a curse defending a plot of land where an Earth elemental lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
>Small Lilim
>Flat
>Respects choice and humans
>Likes getting headpats and not giving them
I ain't staying here, how do I get out of this shit pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590543
Yeah, but let's be honest, almost no maledomfags care about sub monsters going dom, and I struggle to remember any shitstorms relating to that.

Although it would be stupid of me to assume it's less than 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590530
>>13590534

An intrinsic problem with a totally anonymous environment is that it creates the false illusion that everyone thinks the same as them. You can never know that A,B, and C like this, but D and E hate it. Instead, you "choose" (guess) how many people agree with you in your head. It is perhaps one of the most powerful types of echo-chambers for self-reinforcing your opinion.

That's why the entirety of 4chan tends to be extremely polarized in most subjective opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590547
He'd need the queen to even hope for that.

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>>13590542
Less has like... five websites. Tumbler, deviantart, his blog, pixiv, and imgur. Maybe others I forgot.

Just go the MGE blog, find a link to one of them, and they might have link to the others. I don't have his sites bookmarked.

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>>13590536
>me friends with kind lady
>she tell me am strong knight
>she nice lady
>friends don't like kind lady
>kind lady screams out
>knights save princess i am knight
>her tower is surrounded by angry friends
>I real knight I protect lady
>run to door and block with self

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590554
As a guy that likes maledom I'd also be perfectly fine with a Mouse girl that's usually timid dressing up in leather gear and high heel boots for some femdom action. Then again I'm a switchfag and both sides usually dislike switchfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590554
You don't even need to find a shitstorm about that when we have shitstorms because there's femdom in a femdom relationship with a femdom monstergirl. It's fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590566
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590554
I'm mostly adom but I think it's really hot to have a really submissive girl dom me from time to time.

>>13590555
I definitely feel you on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590560
Kid should keep it all in one place. It's like hitting a fork in the road in a dungeon that splits five ways
His Imgur should have all the links though. Most of them. Some of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590532
Free_Drinks' stort had a yandere Wight onee-san, but he's AWOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590554
There's been a few, but thee hasn't been too many attempts to make sub monsters dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590554
>almost no maledomfags care about sub monsters going dom
That's mostly because femdomfags don't care about the sub species when it comes to smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590432
People the thread hates on generally deserve it, though some get more hate than they've earned.

We do have some persistent shitposters during certain times of the day that will hate on anything they see just for the hell of it. You need to learn to recognize and ignore them. And ignore any post that's 'X a shit'

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>>13590555
See you really shouldn't think like that. You only know one person talking about a subject and that's you. Solidarity is not something you should come to rely on on an anonymous imageboard. Your post content should be a stone against the wind. If you write like sand then expect to get blown away. If you write like iron then expect for anyone opposing you to look like a fool. Regardless your opinion has more weight than others. Even then people that agree with you. This four vs one to two people doesn't matter nearly as much as each of the six people's content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590565
Which is fine really.

>>13590566
One can appreciate the irony at least...

>>13590572
Dude, I get you, I've seen some grade A sub porn.
I super get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590556
So you fuck the scouts, and they go tell the queen about you and you're invited to the queen's chambers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590555
>>13590572

Don't forget the other major point: In an anonymous posting environment, one person can become a hundred (posts/posters). So each voice is powerful in direct proportion to its fanaticism about a subject, such further polarizes shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590580
>>13590584
Seeing as my memory is too shit tier to argue that, I guess those are fair points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590586
>You

Since reading about stuff like the Acer and Stanford Prison experiments, I personally don't do that anymore because I'm self-conscious about it. But it's just human nature to seek affirmation in numbers. I really don't think it can be avoided on the large scale since it's an instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
left a fat, middle too old to be cosplaying and possibly a dude, right...I'd probably do right given the chance, assuming it doesn't have a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590564
fucking cavemen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
>3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590476
>amazon
Because there's one really persistent faggot that hates them and pitches a bitchfit any time somebody mentions them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590586
I agree with you, but it does sometimes feel lika an outright onslaught.

I can see why some people might be a little touchy after such an encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god damn it! There's a new Girls for M volume out, and Ahobaka does a moth-girl who sexually abuses a human boy and then NTRs him for her moth-boy boyfriend. Why do you sometimes make me hate you, Ahobaka!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590615
>*like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590500
I was surprised nobody complained about an Ushi-oni getting pelviscerated yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
DAMN THUMBS, BEGONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590627
It was justifiable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590617
Ah yes, that one, I read it only for the rage. I fucking hate Ahobaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590607
>Left.
>Fat.
Anon you crazy.

http://www.acparadise.com/acp/display.php?a=74479&t=costumes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590617
That's one /mgg/s primal fears.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any monstergirl you would treat like shit just for their species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590610

We seem to have a few fanatics (or maybe one) that gets "triggered" only on certain topics. I'm not talking only troll posters, and not unpopular write/drag fags (bob, less, etc). So, let's see if I can remember them all:

- Ushi /k/oward: Hates Ushi-Onis, keeps trying to find ways to kill them, will setup mine fields and live on his house roof for the rest of eternity to avoid underground attacks.

- Amazon-bitch: Hates amazons, tends to strawman and argues everything they do revolves around being brutal slavers

- Freedom-kun: Keeps saying he'd rather suicide than get stuck with MGs that might restrict activities, even if they canonically would make him happier.

- InariKitsune: Randomly pops up and blames PsychoFox (Commerical-Anon) for stuff like image dumping. Or telling him to fuck off. Basically dragging IRC hate into the thread.

Did I miss anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590627
There's shifts in these threads. It all depends on what time of day, or night for some on the other side of the world or residing on the moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590627
>an Ushi-oni getting pelviscerated yesterday.
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590644
Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590644
Monoeyes, Elves, Human women,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590617
>Reading Ahobaka
>Expecting anything more
It's Ahobaka, dude. Being a stupid asshole is in the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590640
DONT FORGET THE THUMBS, dint even care to get it right that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590627
I was a little surprised he went down that route, but it was amusing, considering the entire rest of the story so far. Probably why nobody was bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590645
I want them all to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590650
http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

We had a philosophical discussion on whether a human guy drugged into being a rape machine without consent counted as rape for the human guy or his MG victim. Particularly since the MG victim actually wanted it, whereas the guy in his normal state of mind did not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590651
Lilims are too special snowflake to be generalized I think, even if they do have a profile. Each one has some other gimmick, quirk, and even subspecies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590604
>>13590615
It's an unfortunate fact but I think we can overcome that with reason. Our instincts are reptilian brain but we still have our reason which can over ride our instincts. You don't rape every girl you find attractive. Team mentality is probably an unfortunate throwback to primitive tribalism. As an individual though in today's society and the current format we are using being an individual thinking can change more people's minds than agreeing with others. Seeing people as a collection of individual is more important than being on a team which causes a lot of the shit storms around here. Subscribing to being a maledom or a femdom or a switch or a selfcest sadist is more harmful than being just you with your opinions. It's the us versus them mentality that starts shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>A little late but

I'll Never understand why some anons think they can't write.

I mean shit just try out a greentext or something, it's how I started.

You just have to gradually work your way up is all, hell my first smut short was made two months ago and it was alright.

Point is you never know if you don't try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590645
>Basically dragging IRC hate into the thread.
These threads have always hated IRCfags. The IRC has been full of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be fun? Something like tohosort for monster girls.
http://tohosort.comoj.com/
Rather than picking Touhou games, being able to select settings such as MGE, EMG, MGQ etc. It's pointless but it might help a few sluts decide on who they actually like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590656
>THUMBS
Some versions of KC's Anubis have 4 fingers/claws
Others only three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590645
>Ushi /k/oward
True, but to be fair, he gets a lot of "Nuh uh, muh invincible monsters though" thrown his way.

>Freedom-kun
It's not like he doesn't have a point, there are some "restrictive" MGs out there.

The other two can fuck off tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590654
I like it when he does the loving dom stuff, not the NTR stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590565
>both sides usually dislike switchfags
Does anybody have that cap of the guy a week ago who was ranting about the evils of equalfags and switches? Reminded me of people hating on the neutral planet in futurama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590671
This. Always try at least once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590680
Switchfags are obnoxious because they have a superiority complex.

Equalfags are spineless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590673
Not necessarily. I mean, almost all of /mgt/'s artists visit there, and I think a good half of all writefags.

It's just seems like more stuff it their fault because they have an actual identify (usernames), unlike general trolls/cancers who have no identify and thus no one to take the blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590674
Nah I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590677
Obviously people are going to get upset if you scream and cry about how much you want to mutilate and kill monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

turgid tailpussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590677
>there are some "restrictive" MGs out there
The thing is, some people consider restrictive anything that doesn't have the male being in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590677
I think Freedom-kun bugs me less because of his opinion but that he states it so often. It's sort of like someone passing out icecream and then this one faggot has to go

>"ackshually! im allergic to icecream, so I DON'T want it!"

[Anonymous No.]

Genius intelligence MG falling in love with a simple cannon fodder knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590667
>Seeing people as a collection of individual is more important than being on a team

How very "Western" of you. I suppose that's one of the reasons MGE is discussed the way it is in here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take Chubby Alp Senpai to the movies and rest my head on her shoulder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590640
Huh. Well, she looks fat in that picture. Maybe it's the costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Chubby Lamia to wrap you in her soft tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590702
Why can't it be a /fit/ one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590696
>simple cannon fodder knight
Is he as average as Idiocracy's main character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590692
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590661
>Little Ushi.
FUCK
WHY DID THEY DO THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590645
The loli/ss is pedophilia guy and the idiot responsible for 'lead is as dense as gold' among other such arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monstergirls have a 'human fetish' the same way we have a monstergirl fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590693
Maybe. I know I wouldn't want to be "fused" with my waifu all the time, for instance.

>>13590695
Perhaps the traitor posting has finally pushed him over the edge, who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590711
About that level, not a retard but not special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590718
Only if there are monsterboys. And we know how people feel about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590684
You're an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590700
If we saw ourselves as individuals more we wouldn't have the knockdown, drag out fights we have for no reason. There's nothing wrong with saying this is my opinion. I will agree with you though that it is a Western ideology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590718
If we're talking about universes where it's just monstergirls and no male variants, all of them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590717
That might also fall under InariKitsune. He's known for tolerating very extreme /d/ fetishes (like futa vore, where a truck-sized penis swallows a guy), yet being 100% against loli with zero compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590710
I'm already molesting the fit ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590690
True, but I remember how aggressive the "muh invincible monsters" gets when it comes to spidercows.

Not that I think his sperging is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590718
No males, so not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590718
It wouldn't be a "fetish" because it's just their normalized mainstream sex.

>>13590723
I'd argue that even if those exist, human love wouldn't be considered a fetish. Like how homosexuality isn't a "fetish", just attraction to a different subset of the populous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590696
Knights aren't exactly cannon fodder. If they're an actual knights that is.

>>13590718
Depends on the setting. In MGE it's not necessarily a fetish because you're their natural option. It's said you're treated like their own kind a lot of the time, even outright considered it by many monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590718
Closest thing is probably regional fetishes, some liking Europeans, some liking Indians and others liking Britbongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590725
Don't get me wrong, I agree 100%, I just found it interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590735
>It wouldn't be a "fetish" because it's just their normalized mainstream sex.

Oh dear god, you just made me imagine MGs having conventions and a human fetish community where THEY WOULD COSPLAY AS HUMAN GIRLS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590661
I don't think it is since he did it to himself. It's not like he was roofied, he had the instructions he just didn't read them. So he was raped by himself?

[Anonymous No.]

DR. ANON, I'M APOPHIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590742
>COSPLAY AS HUMAN GIRLS
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590728
>He's known for tolerating very extreme /d/ fetishes (like futa vore, where a truck-sized penis swallows a guy), yet being 100% against loli with zero compromise.
That is fucking hilarious. That poor bastard.

>>13590742
That is a horrifying thought. Wearing masks and rubber human hands and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590695
Traitor-kun does, or did, the same thing. I didn't mind him at first but he got annoying. Now that I think of it I haven't seen him in a while.

[swiss Momo No.]

so I finally got around to start putting the translations I have for KC's ask.fm into a paste

http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

so far about 3/4 done of what I have so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590742
>MG cosplay competition
>Selkies, Vampires, Dhampir's and the like keep winning because of their blatant cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590736
knight is just the word they are given to convince them to join

[Anonymous No.]

If anything, monstergirls would fetishize the human parts that they're lacking.

>your lamia waifu asks to suck on your toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590745
Uh, you don't get to bring yandere tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590745
I NEED AN ADULT!

ONE THAT'S NOT THE SCARY SNAKE LADY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590742
This is gonna sound stupid but it reminds me of the Percy Jackson series. Like the centaur that had the magic wheelchair that he basically parked his horse ass in to hide it, and the Satyr who wore long pants and had his shoes stuffed to hide his goat legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590745
Yes, yes, that does seem like a problem.
I'll have to do a full body inspection to get a diagnosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590756
They were trying to grab yer prize. They work for the Sun Emperess. The Tanned Woman...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590756
>yandere tendencies
Those are shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751
Thanks, man. I know what you do takes brains and effort. Once again, thank you for what you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590757
Don't worry sweet cheeks, we're not snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna date a monster girl over the internet and not know she is a MG until we meet up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590762
>Percy Jackson
Well, KC tends to draw his MGs pretty standard in that they virtually always have human torsos and faces, but only non-human limbs (arms, stuff below the pelvis) and minor additions (tails, ears, skin colouration, etc).

So a good majority of MGs could pass as humans if they wear hats, very long skirts, gloves/coats to cover the arms, and a bit of makeup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590777
>she's a species in your bottom 5

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590745
Why don't we have a story about an anon who just wants to be a good doctor but keeps having monsters show up and harassing him with innuendos till they get kicked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590777
>I would try to date a human girl
>In a setting where MGs exist.

Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590755

>harpies finding arms and hands facinating
>Slimes interested in the human body as a whole since they can't change shape freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590757
SHE IS AN ADULT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590783
Pocket Sand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590785
>"I'm in pain, can you check my vagina?"
>"i'm a dentist"
>"worth a try, i guess"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590776
...I think I'll just go home now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590787
Maybe in the setting there's lots of tension between humans and monsters, in addition to them being rare?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Wights
>MFW Trying to find another way to say "I failed you" and being unable to
>MFW being forced to pray that they can hear me , and forgive me in a place where a warm hand waits for mine after butchering them in this story's intro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590787
Racism, believing in human propaganda, wanting to have a "pure" bloodline, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590793
I am now thinking of vagina teeth.

Thanks anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590757
She isn't scary you big meanie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590777
I want to do that but with a MG that occasionally uses puns relating to her species, and have it all come together when we meet and finally consummate our relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751
>Holstaur lolis are oppai-lolis
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590777
Turns out she is a Vampire so it's fucking NOTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590780
Yeah but it'd be pretty hard to hide something like a slime or long lamia tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590798
>Reminding me of that episode of BB
Freeze was a tragic villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751
>Deruella is 1000+ years old
Well shit, monstergirls have existed for quite a while in the MGE, considering the fact Deruella is the 4th daughter.

>What type of men do monstergirls dislike?
>>They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!"
Now that's set in stone I suppose.

>It makes me a bit sad to think if there are only loli Witches. Do voluptuous onee-sama type monstergirl Witches exist?
>>There are, although as a different kind
We're only a few steps closer to the Onee-Sabbath

>Sorry to ask so many things. Since Holstaurs have considerably big breasts, at about which age do they start developing? At a rather young age, no
>>There are individual differences, but they generally start to budge around Kindergarten age, so they'll already be oppai-loli during elementary-school
Perfect, I need to see art of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590815
Slimes can assume human form. The hard part is opaqueifying. Don't know what to tell you about lamia tails though. Birth defect?

[Anonymous No.]

monster girls forcing themselves to dress human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590728
That's kind of amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751
>What type of men do monstergirls dislike?
>They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people

Oh KC, what about the ones who get raped before the MG even discovers that?
Is he even trying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590810
This is pleasing news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590777
>>13590811

You know that, and less' recent doppelganger collection makes me think it might make for a pretty interesting drama if we had a doppelganger love story.

You know, like her trying to keep her inner thoughts (real personality) and outer actions (fake one) in the right order, or struggling with the huge insecurity about whether she's doing something bad by manipulating the guy even though it's her nature, or whether she's inferior and can ever really be loved since she's a fake, etc.

Some pretty deep stuff to work with as far as writing material. Doppelgangers must have pretty messed up heads, after all. Hell, you could even split it up into either a love story or straight-up yandere shapeshifting horror routes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751
>Oppai Loli Holstaurus'
The greatest news today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590818
>>They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!"

That's ok, I never did it out of fun anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't oppai holst established in that bit where Baphomet failed to make a flat chested loli holst?

Y'all are slowpokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590816

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEky8d8eU4

>Take a good look, Doctor. I've become what many men only dream of. An immortal. Yet there isn't a single minute, a single hour of any day that I don't think of death. It obsesses me.

>Freeze! We have to get out of here!

>Leave me. You're the only one who cares.

>Think of it Batman, to never again walk in a mid-summer's day and feel the hot wind on your face. Or the warm touch of a lover's hand. Yes, i'd -kill- for that.

>I've failed you. I wish there was another way for me to say this, but I cannot. I can only pray, pray that you can hear me, and forgive me. In a place where a warm hand waits for mine.

>Why tonight of all nights, Freeze?

>We were married on a snowy Christmas Eve, ten years ago. My Nora loved the snow. I thought it sad that there shouldn't be any this year.
>I didn't want my Nora to be sad, not on this night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590777
>Kitsune girl keeps her webcam levelled at her face to hide her ears and keeps her tails down so they don't show up behind her
>When asked to meet, she hesitates for a second but agrees and mentions a quiet park that would be a good place to meet up
>Arrive at park to see her with beautiful fluffy ears and tails and she nervously apologises for hiding them from you all this time

I want this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590827
They can't change color though can they? I mean I guess you could make some kind of potion for it if you want to go that route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590818
>We're only a few steps closer to the Onee-Sabbath

Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

"What's that, Anon? You think I'm the one who shall be ridden upon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590830
Wights, Ghouls, Pharaohs, etc. already have that down.

Also Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590843
I hate how they keep trying to depict Freeze as insane. BTAS and BB got it right. He's not evil, he just wants to save his wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590645
It isn't just a single person calling you out for your faggotry, Psychofox. I know your ego won't accept that but its true.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I wrote up an ending to a series of green texts I did a while back, anyone mind if I post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590844
Well, most standard romcom stories, movies, whatever, all tend to get more milage out of everyone else thinking they're normal humans (possibly including the guy himself) and the great lengths they have to go to cover-up slip-ups. So it would probably make for a better story if she maintains the facade as long as possible rather than dropping it on the first date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590847
Gross, horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590847
Whoooa! Link to NSFW version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590832
Hugboxland, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590845
Potions by a potion master can fix practically anything. It's potion magic. Suu can change color but she always has that dongle on her head. I'm not so sure about MGE slimes. Maybe a dark slime using magic on herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590855
Hey, it's InariKitsune!

Plus, everyone knows that PsychoFox usually works all day and is only active at late late night (like, at least six hours from now, usually), so he rarely lurks or writes during the day. That's why almost all the roll your random MG games happen at night, not at day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590764
...TutankBanun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590842
At that time everyone assumed the Sabbath couldn't make normal loli's off from adult Holstaurs, and that loli Holsts didn't gain breasts until puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590847
That looks dangerous. The poor boy could be crushed.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13590774
the most annoying part are those long sentences, since English and Japanese have such a different sentence structure

>>13590842
I'm aware that there's probably quite a bunch of "we already knew that" stuff. But I try to include most of them since not everyone has the time/nerves to lurk these threads 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590866
They can both fuck off for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there are some MGs that get off from the idea of turning unsuspecting men into Alps?
No actual yuri though, just the thought of stripping them of their masculinity like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590864
Possible. And I suppose a lamia could stuff the tail in some jeans and sit in a wheelchair. Very few of them would be impossible to hide without magic. Basically only things of Ushi-Oni type bodies where half of it is massive monster parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590847
>All the king's horsewomen fucked the shit out of Humpty Dumpty. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590871
>The poor boy could be crushed.
You could say that she's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590863
Ain't that the truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590856
Depends on the subject matter, whether or not I'll actually care, but nobody can stop you.

>>13590871
Yeah, that was my first thought too. People try to throw around that pelvis getting broken thing, but I really think his could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590877
I want to be humpty dumpty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590851

>TFW Wights dress as human to try and remember their lives before they became Undead
>TFW The more and more they try to regain that spark of life, the more and more they descend into subtle stages of madness
>They need neither food nor drink, nor slumber or rest
>Yet their husbands still need these things to continue to live before they finally become incubized
>It's a sad existence, to try and play through the motions in order to ease their husbands' minds and hearts
>The only way they're able to truly connect being through their bodies coupling on the bed
>Where even the most virile of men can feel at ease, in a place where their lover's hand isn't as cold as the rest of her undead kingdom
>But warm
>Warm with the love she has for her dearly beloved

Goddamnit what's wrong with me tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751
>If I tell a Dark Elf that I like white skin, will hers turn white?
>They can temporarily turn it white with magic. However, if you become the husband of one of these girls, they'll want you to love their tanned skin as well
Can you imagine how soul crushing that'd be for the elf, having to change her skin just to get compliments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590874
Hey PsychoFox writes a lot of OC greentexts and choose-your-waifu games. Don't put him on the same as a /d/icklover that only drags IRC drama into the thread.

We've already lost a lot of writefags and drawfags to real-life stuff, we need to at least try to be respectful to the few we have left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590875
No because that goes against everything they want. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590872
Even though him talking infuriates me, thanks for taking the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590859
Site acts weird when linking. Go to mgbooru.net, search centaurs, 3rd page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590881
I'll just go for it then.

>You sit there in your comfortable chair by your desk
>It's the end of the school day so all the kids have gone home
>You light up your cigarette and give a few contented puffs
>The school is extremely quiet at this time of day most of the teachers and students have gone home
>You should be getting home soon as well you have a dinner date with a foxy lady after all
>You pat the pen in your shirt pocket fondly, it had taken you some "Convincing" to get it back
>You give a chuckle as you breathe out smoke, you always were good with your hands
>You grab your briefcase and begin packing your things, after all today was the last day of school
>"Dinner with the Fox family, and baking with Anna for tomorrow... I'm going to be busy this week." you mutter to your self
>Before you know it you've gathered all of your things and with a final sigh you head out and lock the door of the room
>You hear a cough behind you and you turn
>Standing there is the principal, her pale skin and red eyes denoting her as a Vampire
>Her voice is like honey when she speaks
>"We're all going to miss you at this school, Anon. Do you think you'll come back and teach for another school year?"
>You give that serious thought
>It's been a crazy school year
>But...
>"Yeah, I'll be back, I think I've grown fond of this place so you'll definitely see me again."
>Her smile is like the sun the way it changes her face
>"That's good to hear anon, I know that many in this school would be sad to see you go."
>You smile and bid her a good night
>As you walk out the door of the school and into the afternoon light you think to yourself
>"I wouldn't trade this for anything."

Such is the life of the male teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590891
From what I know, they're both spamming faggots.
So I won't be shedding any tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590897
Are you teacher-anon, or just someone with a similar greentext style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590888
There's nothing wrong. Your greentext has shown me another side to wights that I haven't imagined. Thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590891
>>13590866
>>13590855

How about both of you faggots go fuck off with Bollocks and .less in whatever gay little kingdom you all suck each other off in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590887
>Wanting to be the Eggman
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590888
You're drawing past Wight-oriented stuff you've written, like that one involving the French Wight and the Gravekeeper, or prom night with Wightmom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590901
I'm Teacher anon yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590874
This. InariKitsune is an idiot with a weird fetish he wants everyone else to accept
meanwhile Psychofox has the most inflated sense of self importance I've seen in a human being, he's like TheGreens on steroids.
They can both fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590900
>>13590905
PsychoFox (Commercial-Anon) stopped posting with a tripfag name months ago because trips tend to cause more trouble than they're worth. Especially with a butthurt InariKitsune stalking him. Now all of his stuff is anonymous, so he doesn't get credit for most of the good stuff he does, and instead gets associated with drama. So can't blame you for hating the person associated with the name PsychoFox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590906
>not wanting to be the eggman
But anon, I have to get the emeralds...for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590906
At least Eggman has a decent theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590891
You couldn't be more obvious if you tried, Psycho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590897
Is there any job in Monster Girl land where you won't get hit on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590894
I didn't know there was a monster girl booru.
>Immediately treated to harpy sex when I go there
I like it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590897

>volunteered to mentor robotics team at a high school
>entitled little shits
>swear to christ they all have ADHD
>can't trust them not to swallow a power drill
>retard parents can't comprehend schedules or appointments
>lazy administrators

Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590909
>Most inflated sense of self-importance
>Doesn't even use trips anymore, posts everything anonymously so gets no credit most of the time, except when someone recognizes his writing style and points him out.

Isn't that, like, the opposite of egotism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590917
I can't think of any.

Even gravedigger will result in a few undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590917
Officiating weddings.
No, wait, the bridesmaids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590907

Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590931
>>13590917
proffesionally gluing your hands together and ripping them apart again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590917
Anti-Monster Terrorist? Abortionist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590916
InariKitsune, you do realize that with your tendency to hold grudges and be argumentative in IRC, it is physically possible that more than one person in the whole wide world (or a channel of ~30 people) doesn't like you, you know. As hard as it is for your ego to accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590917
Till booth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590914
His Sonic Adventure 1 theme is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590938

>Anti-Monster Terrorist?

Infiltrator types

>Abortionist?

You might have found it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590926
I was talking about his behavior on the IRC mostly, but he still has a huge fucking ego on here the moment someone notices him spamming images for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590938
I would think an abortion doctor would get a lot of play from the monster girls that don't want children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590913
>She wanna play with MAH emwoods!?
>She playin' wit' da wrong guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590942
This means war anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590894
>>13590919
Same guy, is there a way to view images without getting like a massive page of broken code? Like I click on an image out of a group of them, then I want to view that image so I can save it, then it just gives a massive page of code.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590949
>MGs
>not want children
>implying implifications

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590936
I capped them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590948
>>13590939
>>13590926
please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590956
Have you heard it?
It's jazzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590959

You wouldn't dare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590950
>tfw you will never help an Echidna protect her emerdools

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751

>all those alp related questions

God damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590958
I think any MG with a brain in her head would see how things are going if the ML loses or the CG holds out for too long. Smart monster girls probably wouldn't want children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590962
Of course I have.

The one from adventure 2 is way better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590939
I'm not even Inari. I think he's a faggot too, but if anything you have the biggest ego problem out of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590957
Not that I know of, I just delete most of it is all. Doesn't take that much effort when saving a picture. That's why I save and post rather than link to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590964
Don't worry, I'll post them when they're thread-relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590818

Doesn't say anywhere in that paste that Druella is 1k+

Read it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590974

>>13590751
>/answer/114716374101
>What should I do if the church was to win?

>They won't win

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590957
Honestly, I went through the MGE section
>nothing new
>tagging leaves a lot to be desired

Oh well, it can only get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590974
It's really instinctual to them, apparently. And monsters are very instinctual. It's probably the one thing they won't be logical about. For them, it would be as unthinkable as mutilating oneself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590987
They also won't lose. His whole thing relies on the standstill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590989
It's actually MGU's booru, it's no wonder it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590985
>I heard that it's difficult for monstergirls to get pregnant, but since Deruela is the 4th princess, does that mean it's easier for the demon lord to get pregnant?
>>It's not easy for her in particular. It's just that she already had at least 1000 years time to make out and have sex
Ah, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590997
Either that, or my artwork autism works as intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590987
All hope is lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590984

How did you know it was me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590987
Well then I stand corrected.

>>13590991
Even if I stand corrected in the hypothetical sense that a monster girl would not be instinctual and more logical then she would probably go for an abortion doctor because they have a healthy income and if they're an nice person then why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591004
Don't you mean all hope is won?

[Anonymous No.]

>/answer/116679178581
>>Are there genderbend Pharaohs?

>There are. Or perhaps I should say that there's many genderbend ones since many kings were originally men

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590798
I want nine warrior wights who are old friends to cuddle me and call me "lord" out of habit after lost their job due to reasons involving two midgets and a bagel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590982
Why do people assume commerical-anon has a huge ego? I wasn't there when he stopped tripfagging, so all I've seen is someone posting OC stories and CYOAs without their trip on, which is like the opposite of having a huge ego. Did some big event actually happen, or is it just InariKitsune's weekly shitposting as per usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591004
Don't worry you can still paladin post and be a mouth frothy idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591004
>implying there will ever be a conclusion to the fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591008
I know your typing style and mannerisms, especially your choice of vocabulary.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle an undead

[Anonymous No.]

So if MGs were to live in our world how far would you be willing to travel in your efforts to find your MG waifu assuming they live in an exotic location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590974
Here's what this universe needs.
It needs a Dissidia-esque storyline.

One involving ten of the best MGs being led by the Demon Lord to fight against the ten Knights of the Order, led by the Chief God.

And at the end of the story, each realizes that they are all simply fighting for a world where humankind is allowed to strive and live peacefully.

So why are they all fighting?

It's because the Chief God and the Demon Lord have a terrible grudge against each other, and are only interested in the other's destruction because of their conflicting ideals.

The twenty warriors repeat the cycle of hatred and destruction about some ten, fifteen, or twenty times before their finally able to destroy both the Demon Lord and the Chief God so that both humankind and monsterkind can live in harmony, together.

You know, that kind of dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591022
Someone throw him in the zombie pit. Due to how unpopular they are, we have a major surplus in stock, so it'll be good for at least a few hundred of them to have male contact for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591024
>mountains are five minutes from here
Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591024
I'd sell all my worldly possessions, get on the first plane and never look back. I'm a very stupid man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591024
to the ends of the earth
or until i get overpowered by some monster along the way and get my waifu chosen for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591009
Of course. Just that any MG trying to pick such a man up at his workplace either sneaked in or are master bluffers. In fact, with that kind of job you know everytime an MG is there she's actually just a deceptive flirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590974
>Implying having children is a logical decision for anyone, ever, when they incur massive financial and time demands on a couple.

It's like you don't know how human biology works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591024
But my monster waifu's species would be literally fucking everywhere where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591011
Pharaohfags confirmed for gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591024
Crow Tengus would probably live in Japan or in the mountains. Guess I would have to get on a plane .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591028
Sounds like the ideas of a religious monarchy versus capitalism. Capitalism will win out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591022

I bet you also want them to moan in your ear how warm you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591015
Mostly because he has a massive fucking ego on the IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591014
>>13591014

>The Nine
>Wights

If anything they were closer to just Ghost girls.

>MFW a blowjob from a Nazgul girl would essentially be the same as getting a blowjob from one of the Priestesses of Amana from Dark Souls II
>MFW Sou dayo

>>13591019

That either means that my vocabulary is extremely limited and by proxy makes me a far shittier writer than most or that you're that creepy fucking Gazer that keeps shooting "Love-Love beams" at me in my sleep.

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>>13591029
Don't forget to put the Mummy's curse on him

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>>13591047
Exactly why I want that

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>>13590842
This was more of figuring out when the breasts can in.
The answer is young so expect oppailolis before they grow up

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>>13591022
You are not alone, my friend.

>>13591024
Travelwise, it probably wouldn't be too far. I would imagine it would be a lot tougher than just traveling to a potential location though.

>>13591029
Well, friend, if zombies are so unpopular, I'll take a few... hundred? off your hands. No particular reason.

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>>13591028
Lanternon's first story had that happen in the beginning, where all the extreme factions except for Sabbath destroy each other and the shittier MGs go extinct during the war
In his newest story it looks like Sabbath are about to get shreked too

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>>13590843
I can't help but see that as a wurm and Yuki

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>>13591024
I think a plane or boat ticket can take you pretty much anywhere in the world for a grand (major sea/airport hubs). Maybe a few grand if it requires a chartered plan to a remote location. That's not hard for most people to save up over a few months.

>>13591048
Not him, but that makes about as much sense as hating him because "he's stupid and is a jerk poopyhead". Also, given how angry you sound I'm guessing you must be the infamous inari, since almost everyone else here would rather than have the dramafags leave rather than continuing to harp on about how bad commerical anon is.

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>>13591024
Fuck that, I'm just going to live my normal life.

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>>13591060
Shreked?

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>>13591024
As far as necessary, though most of her species would want to live in castles and my country is full of them.

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>>13591067
He means they are about to turn into giant green ogres, constantly going on about their space.

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>>13591061

>Anon has incurable disease
>Yuki-Onna keeps him frozen, looking for a cure
>Action Wurm! (tm) asks her why she's committing such atrocities against MGC in order to further her research
>"Think of it, Wurm. Have you ever seen a flower die? To watch as something once so beautiful rots and wilts from within."
>TFW kissing the cryo tube while their adopted Glacies daughteru looks on stoically

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>>13591038
I'm more talking about if they were to date in the real world. Not infiltrate his work to pick him up.

>So what do you do for a living?
>Oh I'm a doctor.
>Really? How interesting. What kind of doctor?
>Actually I perform abortions.
>I find that very attractive. So you don't want children?
>Well I haven't given it much thought.
>I actually don't want children. The world is over populated and any children I have would be one step closer in the male deficit to female ratio.
>That's a good point.

>>13591039
I think the word you were looking for was sociology not biology.

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>>13591080
>I think the word you were looking for was sociology not biology.

Well, no, I'm pretty sure biological drive is why people have kids, and sex, for that matter. Not sociological/cultural expectations.

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>>13591050
i don't know, they always had a more solid feel than the ghosts.
I mean, if we had a wraith then they'd be that but we don't....yet
>Wraith when KC?

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>>13591080
It is primarily sociology, but biology does play a part in it-sex feels good, and there's a reason we've got so many teen pregnants.

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>>13591075
I've always loved freeze as a character.
That hit me right in the feels

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>>13591054
>Update

Yeah but just think about it. You wouldn't have just one or two zombies. you might even have half a dozen of them. They'd all be hugging whatever part of you they can while moaning happily.

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>>13591099
but I just want one

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>>13591099
>Hundreds of extremely desperate and lonely zombies in a pit with one male

Mindbreak end.

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>>13590917
Don't care, I want to work at the butler cafe

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>>13591108
Until one of them gets enough energy to become a Wight, takes command of the other zombies and carries him off to begin the healing.

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>>13591112
and then you are promoted to the back rooms where it's drugs and prostitution

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>>13591114
Yeah, but think about how much energy it takes to Wight one zombie. This guy has to spread his "energy" among hundreds at once. It'll take years and years, by which time he will be irreparably mindbroken.

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>>13591115
I-I'll have a wife before that happens!

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>>13591120
Or one will get greedy

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>>13591115
I hope that nice amazoness who comes every friday saves me.

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>>13591122
As long as you are still working you will get sent to the back

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>>13591124
>One zombie fending off hundreds of others in an open pit. Particularly desperate and lonely zombies.

Yeah, I don't see that happening. Mindbreak end for sure.

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>>13591129
Its a good kind of bad end.

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>>13591129
what if the smartest of them figures out a way to hog him as much as possible

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>>13591060
>all the extreme factions except for Sabbath destroy each other and the shittier MGs go extinct during the war
I haven't read that story, how exactly did that happen?

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>>13591093

I dunno.

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>>13591028
>Dissidia with monster girls
>The twenty of them get into pairs unconsciously as archenemies.
>They all kill each other tragically, over and over, each cycle beginning where they don't know what happened during the previous cycle

Sad, man.

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>>13590434
It has more tails, last chest fur, and it's a complete bitch. Somewhat notable qualities.

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I want to work out the problems between two monstergirls who hate each other

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>>13591181
What, the hellhound, dire wolf, or hellhound-kistune hybrid?

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>>13591183
With your dick? I bet you're gonna do it with your dick. You dirty anon.

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>>13591194
nope I would get them on a bed and have them talk their problems out

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One fine day with a woof and a purr
A daughteru was born and it caused a little stir
No blue harpy, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDoggirl

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>>13591203
It's hard for them to talk their problems out if their voices are muffled by each side of your dick, Anon.

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>>13591208
>>CatDoggirl
>not Werecatwolf
You had one job.

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>>13591212
No they would be on futons with me In the middle in a chair

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>>13591213
You are right I fucked up,

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>>13591218
Be classy, friend. They deserve chaise lounges.

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Is there a story where the MC get some sort of disability or injury and a monster girl tenderly takes care of him?

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>>13591226
I'm poor and I just want to help them work their problems out so it can be a shitty futon

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>>13591232
This

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>>13591232
There's an old unfinished story about a shota and a hellhound. There's an ongoing greentext about a blind kid and his seeing eye doggirl.

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>>13591232
I thought that's the point of Nyanon's dog girl guide story.

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>TFW at a loss for ideas
>TFW don't want to write anything too serious for fear of ad nauseum

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>>13591266
Write something ridiculous. Use Bromont as your model but don't be afraid to get more serious than him. I like comedy more than smut or serious chronicles anyways.

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>>13591283
Fuck Bromont, he's a traitor who should be shunned from these threads. He was an overrated faggot anyways.

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>>13591241
>>13591243
>seeing dog girl

I'll check this one out, thanks

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>Nobody will ever write Cait Sith smut

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>>13591288
Easy, friend. I still like him. Besides it's not like I can't go to /mgt/ and /monster/ at the same time. There's no such thing as thread nationalism. If you seriously believe that then you probably have some superiority complex.

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>>13590340
You will write the stuff.

Imagine Obi Wan saying it.

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>>13591293
for what purpose

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>>13591293
Laughing Demon and Nerd.jpg

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>>13591289
two different stories, nyans is new. The other one is prw

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>>13591293

I'd write it, but i'm not that big of a faggot, or willing to become worse than Bob, his butt-buddy, and NegaWalker combined into some kind of horrific chimera of shit.

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>>13591294
He's a faggot and you're one too. If you love his dick so much why don't you stay there. We don't tolerate faggots from MGU and that site that I'm not dignifying by naming deserves even less than MGU.

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>>13590987
>furries, forced m->f genderbender officially in setting
>futa, yuri and tentacle rape of men "condoned"
>but the order can't win, oh no
wat.

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>>13591302
And people wonder why tripfags don't post in the thread nearly as often as they used too. People drove them all out.

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>>13591266
just spin wheels and watch some manatees for inspiration, there's lots you can do.

Or just bank on random dreams

>Adventures in a half submerged themepark with an overly clingy motherly merrow!
>The average day of a Cancer Actor in a noir film!
>Bonnet Lizard
>a yeti roleplaying as a paladin in a board game

Can you sense a small theme? Putting monster girls in modern day settings is just more fun and flexable

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>>13591302
I don't know what to tell you man. I'll keep coming here and going there. If you have a problem with it then you should use your leet computer hacking skills to prevent me from coming here. Once you realize that is fruitless then you should probably kill yourself.

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>>13591310
Good, as we should. They're all attention whores.

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>>13591305
I don't know what you expected.

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>>13591266
A young, bishie ex-Paladin working at a daycare for monstergirls.

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>>13591305
>>13591319

Lacking it's own board, and thus board rules, MGT has been self-policing to the point it has become a powerful echo-chamber of opinion. So the very notion that any monstergirl-related media may cater to interests outside our l33t club actually comes as a shock.

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>>13590472
Y'all an suck my dick, I would wreck that cow and anubis. I mean DESTROY them. I talking the kind of fuck that makes you have low blood sugar and makes you scream in pain when you take a shower after.

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>No Chocobo girl to kweh when you feel her birdy boobies while sitting atop her big fluffy feathery taur butt

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>>13591305
Why do you want the bad guys to win?

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>>13591311
>>13591322

I realize there's lots I can do but with certain limitations like vocabulary and only so many ways to describe a penis going into a vagina it becomes harder and harder to wonder if smut is even a good fore-topic to have for a short story.

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>>13591336
you know you don't HAVE to write smut, right?
It looks like just regular day to day things make for good reads as well.

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>>13590524
I had been dying to try out my new guns.

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>Clint Eastwood Incubus continuation never

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>>13591334
>bad guys

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>>13591344
Good.

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>>13591342
Maybe you should try them on yourself. It will be an explosive experience.

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>>13591346
Considering they officially lose, and in those types of eras the one who is right in the end is the one who wins.

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>>13591350
The winners write the history books I think is what you mean.

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>>13591350
>Considering they officially lose
Show me where it says that.

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>>13591311
>Bonnet Lizard

I want to do one, but it would make me a huge hypocrite and it's already against my style.

So, I'll probably do a proper story about a man dueling a Lizardman and winning her affection before I even try Bonnet Lizardman Smut

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>>13591305
The MGE is meant to serve as fetishistic waifu-filled escapism for overworked Japanese. The Order winning would put an end to all that.

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>>13591348
I wasn't lamenting your propensity for perpetual faggotry, anon.

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>>13591356
Dude, KC has said and even hinted at it multiple times. Have you even read any of the content?

>>13591355
Not really, but what you said it also very true.

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>>13591359
>I want to do one, but it would make me a huge hypocrite

So I'm disappointed your idea didn't turn into having regular fedora tipper and bonnet tipper fall into mutual spaghetti love

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Any advice to anons who want to start writefagging?

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>>13590627
I suppose because he did have raging mushrooms on his side, and it was funny.

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>>13591371
>hinted at =/= outright said
Besides, we both know he will never move past the war stage.

For one thing, he'd have to update the whole setting, including the profiles.

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>>13591334
No, I don't. It's just this, really: >>13591323
but I'm less "shocked" than exasperated.

>>13591356
>>13590987

>>13591360
>overworked Japanese
does anyone here actually give a damn about that?

Truth be told, I just want people to stop liking what I don't like.

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>>13591379
Write it out in pastebin and copy-paste. Other then that, just do it. It'll be shit for the first while, but that's the same as anything else. It gets better.
Also, don't be crushed when no one replies. It's sad, but it's life.

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>>13591379
Write want you write to write.

>>13591384
Hasn't he actually outright stated the Order eventually loses in the future?

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>>13591379
Writefag here. Personally, I would recommend starting simple with greentext shorts. Easier to get people to read them, easier to develop your writing skill, and get prompt feedback (immediately in thread). Unlike long prose which can take a long time to read fully and review properly, and that fewer people have the attention span for. Once you're good enough you can start longer, more serious stuff.

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>>13591379
Read alot, learn how to develop characters/good pacing and listen to music.

If you're just writing smut, just write smut I guess.

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>>13591390
>Hasn't he actually outright stated the Order eventually loses in the future?
He did in the translation swiss Momo put up earlier in the thread. It's a decided blow against paladin posting.

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>>13591379
Just write from an idea in your head and disregarding any voices in your head telling you that it might be a bad idea.

But then you'll actually post it on the thread you'll notice after awhile that no one has replied with any comments toward it and you'll start to wonder if this is a good thing or not.

Oh and don't listen to ASMR while writing. It doesn't help.

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>>13591388
"Won't win" doesn't necessarily mean "lose".

>>13591390
>Order eventually loses in the future
I believe it, but not in "our lifetime". Do you honestly believe he'll update his whole stuff just for that?

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>>13591393
This. Green shorts are olev, and easy. You get one topic and you can jump on it, no need for context or anything.

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>>13591400
paladin=/=order

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>>13591400
Well, against ORDER faggot Paladin posting.
You've got to remember that there's most likely hundreds of Paladin types of there.

>>13591406
No, but that's not the point. It's basically "Here's the setting, but by the way the Paladins and Order lose sometime down the road. But back to what I want to focus on...."

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>>13591406
Yes. They won't win. It doesn't mean that they wouldn't lose. They'll just straddle the line between winning and losing. I mean it's not like that's a black and white dichotomy.

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>>13591406
>won't win =/= lose
ah, that's true.

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>>13590645
>>13590690
>>13590695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13-bzAWboF0&hd=1

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>>13591378
I can't help it. I made a promise to myself that for every meme or threadcanon monstergirl I write I have to make a second story that includes her actual personality. It's more to dissuade me from even doing that shit, but the allure of the bonnet is quite strong.

If I were to do the bonnet thing, Bonnet's husbando would be a fedora tipper. The katana loving kind.

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>>13591417
>Paladins and Order lose sometime down the road. But back to what I want to focus on

Exactly my point, it's a thing in the far future.
How it would relevant is beyond me.

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>>13591379

Write what you want to write but don't do shit that'll intentionally stir shit like futa, NTR and somesuch if you're going to pursue a smut route.

Stuff like http://pastebin.com/znDUfbtB, http://pastebin.com/M5FNyVWH, and http://pastebin.com/iXjPcUTb all help (the last one especially if you're some faggot who goes to /tg/).

There's also other stuff you can use like http://www.thesaurus.com/ to find synonyms for words to avoid the route of ad nauseum like some people have fallen in to.

Don't be afraid to explore, but remember that this community can be pretty fickle about alot of things, especially in the case of certain MGs like Cait Sith, Beelzebub, Akaname (This one is due to reputation over anything else), Matango, etc.

Write because you enjoy it, or are trying to become better at articulating things, or simply because you want to contribute. Don't be afraid of failure, but don't look for much constructive criticism here since alot of this stuff is very niche fetish territory.

Just don't follow the example of the following writefaggots who've either abandoned us or turned out to be colossal shitstains over the course of their jaunt here:

RIP
-

Captain
Bromont
LDR

Faggots and shit-stirrers
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Bob - Faggot who does futa
Bollocks - Faggot who shitposts and can't write anything other than the same shit over and over
Commercial-Anon - Faggot who brings IRC drama into here all the time
InariKitsune - Homo Supreme (Britbong into TF/TG)
MachineAnon - Ego
NegaWalker - Ego (WRITES LITERAL FANFICTION)
Nyanon (Just the tip) - Obsessed with Mouse and Mouse Girl Breeding. He's like a fucking Nebraskan talking about corn when it comes to "Maus"girls.

But above all else, have fun with writefagging and try to enjoy. If you don't get alot of immediate responses people are either fapping or reading. Any criticism is good criticism unless they just tell you to "fuck off".

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>>13591426
Being so angry an upset all the time is not good for you.

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>>13591424
>I mean it's not like that's a black and white dichotomy.
You ever heard of a pyrrhic victory?

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>>13591434
>Far future
We honestly don't know. We do know is that the Order loses, and the people roleplaying as their paladins should stop being sore about it.

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>>13591435
Captain and Bromont belong in the faggots catagory.

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>>13591349
>hornet threatening to sodomize you with her stinger
>not killing that bitch on the spot

You subs/masochists are something else. I'd kill a million hornetgirls over this, any sane man would agree.

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>>13591442
No I have never run into that. Explain it to me in detail and how it relates to what we're talking about.

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>>13591447
I won't hold my breath for that, you know how people are.

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>>13591435
>InariKitsune - Homo Supreme (Britbong into TF/TG)
I always thought Inari was based out of a third-world country like .Less or something.

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>>13591450
But she just wants to sting you so you don't shoot her when she has sex with you.

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>>13591450
>hornet threatening to sodomize you with her stinger

I don't think she was being literal there, have you never heard that phrase before?

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>>13591455
If they're so dedicated to being a Paladin they could always just be one for another religion, like Hathor or something.
Or they could always just go to /tg/.

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>>13591435
This stuff is definitely not for me.

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>>13591453
>how it relates to what we're talking about
>victory is always black/white

>A Pyrrhic victory is a victory that inflicts such a devastating toll on the victor that it is tantamount to defeat.
I mean, I know what kind of response I'll get, but whatever.

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>>13591468
Or they do the really smart thing and disregard MGE for the schlock that it is.

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>>13591447
>roleplaying as their paladins
You're silly, anon.

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>>13591435
I'd correct the following:

Bromont: Not entirely inactive. Just finished his Yuki Onna story last week. But only seems to be active/posting on the archive threads (yes, you can post on archived threads in the archive) and /a/

Inarikitsune: The one who keeps brining up IRC drama into chat, not Commerical-Anon. He has a habit of holding onto grudges for weeks/months at a time, and Commerical-Anon hasn't been the first namefag he's tried to drag down in here.

Commerical-Anon: Tends to be responsible for like 60%? of those late-night, "Choose your waifu" adventures, and does most of the MGC Administration stuff (dating services, etc). Doesn't tripfag anymore though.

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>>13590644

Spiders, Gazers, baphos, alps, amazons, parasite slimes, matango.

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>>13591481
>Silly
But it's true. They do it, a lot.

>>13591482
Bromont's doing somethings on /monster/ on 4+4chan.

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>>13591487
And Bromont can fuck himself because of that. The man is dead to me.

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>>13591487
>But it's true
No it isn't. Show me an example.

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>>13591498
He's just treading waters there because he's tired of what happened here.
Not to mention t turns out most of his old fans flocked there to begin with.

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>>13591498
>He doesn't post on boards that I elusively like!

Kind of petty, don'tcha think?

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>>13591498
Well good for you. You've taken a stand on something and are unwavering about it. At least you're not complaining like a little bitch.

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>>13591504
>No it isn't
Are you NEVER fucking here at all?
>Show me an example
Just merely wait and see. It's only a matter of time until they start up.

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>>13591463
The only pieces of writing we have involving hornets, have them mutilating or doing horrible things to the guy, like making his dick look like swiss cheese using her stinger, or the jewel wasp one where she implanted her eggs in him and was eaten from the inside out, so fuck you, fuck your hornets, and fuck your NYYAH, NO HURTING THE MONSTERGIRL EVUR!

>>13591460
And I'm allergic anyway.

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>>13591487
I actually liked the somethings he did, even more since being able to post porn without getting banned is a major bonus. It's better than ghost-posting in the archive.

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>>13591505
Then fuck him, he can stay there, and I hope he rots there. And all his brainless followers too.

>>13591506
If you love his pedo imageboard so much, why don't YOU stay there too?

>>13591508
I just wish faggots would quit bringing him up like he's some kamina or something. He's a raging faggot who abandoned us, and likewise we need to abandon him. And one day, he'll come crawling back to us for attention, to which I'll tell him to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug timid oni

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>>13591519
>False dichotomy fallacy
>i.e., claiming someone is a pedophile for not fanatically hating someone else over a single, minor issue, such as posting on a rival board.

[Anonymous No.]

The lack of love for Christmas Cake/Milf/Widows Monster Girls is disturbing.

Which MG would you want to see older to remind her that she is a Monster Woman?

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>>13591482

Sure, i'll fix those. But I'm going to dig my heels when it comes to Bob and his ilk

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>>13591435
Captain is alive
He did CYOA on /monster/ last week and new chapters soon

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>>13591519
>I just wish faggots would quit bringing him up like he's some kamina or something. He's a raging faggot who abandoned us, and likewise we need to abandon him. And one day, he'll come crawling back to us for attention, to which I'll tell him to fuck off
Damn it, Anon. I said you weren't complaining like a little bitch and then you go off and do it.

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>>13591519
Quit being such a little bitch.

>>13591515
Well it certainly is in a way. It allows him to actually be what made us like him in the first place.

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>>13591514
What's wrong with not wanting people to shitpost about how much they hate and want to torture monsters?

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>>13591524
>You will never manage to turn a tough bancho Oni into a flustered, stuttering mess by just hugging her

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>>13591519
Topkek
This is top-tier autism right here

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>>13591526
>>13591530
>>13591532
>>13591539
/monster/ shills pls go back to your containment site

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>>13591534
Do we get to take her on a fancy date

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>>13591509
Paladin posting is always mostly in jest or a tongue-in-cheek response to grimderp stuff like mindbreak. You're the one with an issue if you're taking it seriously all the time.
>nu uh!
Show me. Show me a single example of somebody 100% seriously roleplaying as a paladin in one of these threads. You don't get to make blanket claims and not back them up.

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>>13591541
Is that all you've got?

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>>13591543
The fanciest

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>>13591519
>>13591541
It's really pathetic how much you sound like a whiny entitled child Anon.

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>>13591541
>Literally never been to /monster/
>Have no reason to hate it other than one very angry poster making irrational leaps of logic equating /monster/ to pedophiles.

From an objective perspective, you're making an argument *for* /monster/ by casting its detractors as just irrationally angry people.

Is there any actual reason that people should hate /monster/, or is this the case?

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>>13591519
You sound very assblasted

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>>13591552
>entitled

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>>13591545
>always mostly
Put some thought into that, cause I'm almost mostly sure you must know that it's improper to use.
>Taking it seriously
I never said I took it seriously. Where are you getting that?
>Show me
Go through the archives. You'll get to see every single Paladin post then if you always mostly use the right wording for your search.

[Anonymous No.]

Man there are a lot of shills out tonight, I bet next we'll see people advertising Monster Girl Unlimited or something.

Anyways let's ignore them and discuss some Monster Girls, unlike they do. How would you fuck a Junko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591519
>bringing bromont up like he's kamina

He's a guy who loves monstergirls, the 80s and McRibs, and occasionally likes to write hijinks with them (not necessarily in that order).

>>13591541
I never even went there before he posted, and >commenting about containment on here of all places

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591559
Not him, but entitlement is pretty common outside tumblr too. People in general have a tendency to be whiny and want things they don't deserve.

Or do you have a politically-correct version of the word "entitlement" we should be using to fit in with the cool kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591564
Tenderly, in the missionary position
With the lights on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591430
>they both gush about chivalry and swords
>more random phoned in codes with emphasis on protecting
>They decide to host a mock battle
>One or both injure themselves as they both fall deeper in love in the hospital
It writes itself, kinda.
I suppose if you went a serious route you could also go with them seeing themselves as a mockery and have some sort of wake up call and decide to slowly better themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591527
A Ren Xiongmao who entirely gave up on cuddling with anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591564
>Junko
I'd give her a bath and a warm meal before plowing her homeless ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591549
does she feel out of place in the restaurant surrounded by calm and reserved MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591554
>Is there any actual reason that people should hate /monster/, or is this the case?
4chan "cool kid" mentality, all others sites are shit normie places or pedo creepy lairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591562
None of that deserves a response so I'm just going to call you an idiot.
Idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591578
No because she's too busy blushing like mad because of all the compliments coming her side due to her mother making her wear a fancy looking dress that hugs her curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591582
>or pedo creepy lairs
I remember when that WAS 4chan, I wonder when the site changed in demographic so drastically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591514
I wasn't even discussing that, just calling you an autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591554
>>13591582
I thought you goofy goobers were going to stay over there instead of try and shill your shit place over here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591582
To be fair the creepy pedo lairs came from the SJW's on tumblr. How much you want to buy into that is how close you are to the SJW's and tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591519
you keep whining but all I hear is "stop liking what I don't like!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591590
How about the food, does she complain about the small portions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591589
>Acting like you're better
>Resorting to namecalling over me pointing out your grammar error
>Too lazy to go through the archives, a place that would answer all your questions and then some
Arguing with a brain dead poodle would be more productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591594
>People don't think 4chan is tha best evur!
>They must be shills for /monster/!
Good god you're a fucking embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590564
Fucking Havel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591597
Of course. Because rich food is shit
Eventually we both end up going to a place that serves streak and booze and enjoy each others company for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591595
I thought 4chan is number one pedo lair for SJW
It's оtherchan now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591604
Still why the caveman speak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591609
We're the guro lair. The other chan is for pedos.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU'RE A KID NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you faggots like bromont so much?

What did he ever do for you that warrants him being a special snowflake?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a spidergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591634
I never thought I'd be getting hard to the thought of licking a teenage squid's midriff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591637
He was never liked that much, /monster/ shills just want to raise him on a pedestal to make themselves feel good. He was always an attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589494
God I want t make goats mine so much.
AND THEIR MOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591637
He actually is a special snowflake. He's made out of snow and every one of his cells is unique in shape and composition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591634
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591593

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591637
Read some of his works. It's not all that awesome as a few nostalgic fanboys make it out to be. Tends to be pretty "lol, random" rather than the more serious CYOAs we've had in the past few months. Maybe I don't "get" it because I didn't participate in the experience, but his writing is nothing fantastic. He's still an above average writefag though, at least his most recent polished stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591637
He actually helped these threads out and ushered in a goldenage of niceness during 2011.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591634
Thank you Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591646

I want to brush a Kejourou's hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591656
So to show me how little you care, you not only replied to me but wasted an image too.

It's either that, you're a closet pervert, or english isn't your first language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591660
This is the most true but it will be torn down by detractors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591667
We are dealing with hyper autistic versions of that Critic from Psychonauts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591637
He wrote cool stuff, I guess.
Really it's the community around the first Bizarre Slime threads that I stayed for, I still keep in touch with some of those faggots to this day.

>>13591660
I wouldn't go that far, but he helped make it a very nice place to discuss monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591670
Sorry. I've never played that game. At least I know it's vidya related. That gives me something right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591661
>Thank you Internet

The early 2000's is that way, sir. Here, follow this guide, he'll show you the right direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0Jn-d8_Co

I miss those times so much. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590497
Tacky, but I guess I shouldn't complain.
One thing though, do I get to make stuff too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591637
I never read any of his stuff, but this guy screaming about shills can fuck off

>H-he BETRAYED us!

Is that faggot serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591673
I kind of would go that far.
He's done a lot more for these threads than people think.

>>13591684
There should be a video on youtube that shows him off.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monstergirls like sunflower seeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591700
Harpies would love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591700
Unless their species's diet is specific or supernatural it'd depend on the individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591705
>>13591710

Nice sunflower seeds are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591715
fuck off sunflower shill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591700
>>13591705
Swear to god if those asshole cardinals who stole all the damn chicken fodder turned into monster girls I'd tie them up and mindbreak them daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591721
I don't think you would have the time with your chicken harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591718
No, you fuck off roasted peanuts shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591721
What?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you, pistachios all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591724
I'll just throw the neighbor shota in there while I catch the cardinals. Then I'm off to cuddle the loli p-orks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591718
Not a shill
>>13591721
That is a bit rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591715
>>13591718
>>13591725
>>13591734

I don't think this picture will ever cease to be relevant as long as the internet exists.

http://i.imgur.com/m0fyXw7.gif

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less

Hey, less is back guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591725
fuck you monstergirls would prefer roasted peanuts 100% of the time you autistic good for nothing spergsperm. I bet that every monstergirl when presented the choice of eating some delicious peanuts or disgusting sunflower seeds (might as well call them shitflower seeds) they will always choose roasted peanuts.

I bet only a devil bug or a matango would choose sunflower seeds cause they're already used to being shit and liking shit lol fuck you my man kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591634
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591759
Not boiled peanuts. I shiggy diggy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run some names by a Werecat! I want to know how she'd feel about her daughter being named Smokey, Socks, Squeaker or Snookums!

[Anonymous No.]

>not activated almonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591772
>"That's cute, honey, but I don't want them to grow up bullied."

[Anonymous No.]

which MG would give her child the most edgy name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591782
Vampire or Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

Just wondering, is it possible to fist a tail pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591782
Oomukade, Vampire, or Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591785
Of course it is.
It's possible to put a vacuum hose in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591785

yeah. hand might get stuck in there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591785
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591782
Hellhound.

Shit name for a shit species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591785
Everything is possible if you believe, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591797
You're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591782
Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

I'm naming my Monster Daughteru Squidward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591805
No u.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591756
Do you have to be a faggot about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591793
>not running on cartoon physics and setting the hose on blow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591785
You can fist any thing if you're determined enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591813
>/mgt/
>Not being a faggot about everything
Next you'll say Alps are hated or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591815
>implying I don't want to turn it on full power while it's at least a foot deep inside, creating a vacuum deep inside that's so tight it's going to require surgery to remove it/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

I want a MG to bully me until I snap and rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591789
Lich would overdo with name research, a nerdy science reference, or something really pretentious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591833
Vladimir Putin Staring.jpg

Unfunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591847
this but have the bully be one of the more timid ones like a cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591847
But that's what they want you to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>Your waifu and her species's have different naming conventions than humans and sound very different
>She really, really wants to give your daughteru your name
>Insists on it even

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
>TFW I have a girl's name
I-It's fine I guess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
Like how different

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591819
And anything can fist you if you're brave enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591864
Different enough where she thinks giving your daughter your name is a good idea and appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591860
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
Umm...uuhhhh...!
Nadja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
My first name or my last name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591875
First name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591847
I want a Minotaur to bully me by forcing me to nurse from her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591869
Fine but I get the last name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591785

Every time one of you people talk about fisting a tailpussy i'm suddenly obligated to remind you that in the most extreme cases, Manticores can and will in fact use their tailpussies like the worms from King Kong to engulf your head.

They'd probably schlick to your futile screams inside of the slick warmth of their lovebulb while you flailed about, scrabbling to gulp down precious oxygen but unable to because of the Manticore having you trapped in her lotus flower of sexual deviancy.

Break the cycle kids, don't fist tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590751
>Do same sex relationships exist in the monstergirl encyclopedia?

>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimidate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste

>What happens if a same sex couple, who are in mutual love, gets monsterised?

>They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context


>What happens if a guy with the prospects of becoming an Alp has the wish [to be loved as a guy]? Will he stay male upon Alping or turn into a boyish girl? Or will he end up with [both sets of genitals]?

>Basically, his body will turn into that of a boyish girl. Sorry, but only context related to my own likings will appear in the monstergirl encyclopedia. So frankly speaking a gay incubus... or something like that? I'm not gonna touch that officially

Yurifags and Yaoifags BTFO
T
F
O

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
>>13591869
Both of my names are very masculine. Like only the butchiest dykes would have my middle name.
We're not giving her either of my names.
>>13591879
Yeah no way on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591879
It'll be weird for a monstergirl to have a boy's name. Can't we go with a random baby name or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
Ha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
>Tengu
>Having a spanish first name
>Masculine at that
Nah.
We'll go with female ones, at least they're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884
BASED KC KILLING DEGENERACY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861

>Leslie

well, fuck me, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591718
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591896
>calling KC based
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884
Death of the author bro
KC canon won't stop my yuriposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
I'd force a compromise of a feminine version of my first or middle name at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591718
You know what I hate about this thread?
Fucking people talking about pancakes all the damn time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591902
KC would probably post on Nippon /pol/ and talk about how he wants to remove degenerate foreigners, and how the Jews fear the Samurai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
>Angelo

I guess I'll just change that o for an a and convince her it's spiritual or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884

>Yuri is beyond his grasp
>Liliraune exists

STOP USING PUNS THEN YOU NIPPON FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884
I don't know why, but this really humanizes KC in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591903
You mean shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
Benjamine/Benjamina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591912
Do you have purple hair and like roses?
This is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591913
>lliraune exits
To get a man, like every other MG.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a cyclops be a good bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591910
It's less about his tastes, and more about him having the writing abilities of a brick.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Anon like big butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591930
YBA wrote about one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591935
I want to play her the song of my people on that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591935
I like them but I'm more for big tits.

Having both is of course a great thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591935
The ass is fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/ hates just about all monster girl creators

When did this place become such a shithole? People like KC are the reason you're here in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591935
Too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591931
I think he admitted to this a long time ago. He just wanted to do a fapbait artbook with a little cartoony theme and then fa/tg/uys couldn't leave it as is.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to compliment a flat chested MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591935
I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591935
I cannot lie.

Though those Dragon Feet are damn nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591946
Is there a more schizo fanbase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591948
It usually takes two to dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591949

>Compliment flat chested Cyclops
>She takes it as you bullying her
>Gets flustered when you pet her head, trying to calm her down
>Tell her it's not the size of the breasts that always matters, but the size of the heart
>That and she hasn't hit her growth spurt yet
>TFW she never hits it
>But you're fine with her just the way she is
>With that delicious swimmer's backside

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how he feels about blood knights, guys who fight for the thrill of battle and kill to hone their skills, like lizardas and salamander, minus the killing I guess. His glorious ancestors did it after all.

Also, where have all the lichfags gone, the guys who wanted to be male liches, since it's viable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591946
>>13591953
We've never liked KC, and no he doesn't have a monopoly on Monster Girls. There are other settings out there, like MGQ, Praxis, and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591946
>how dare you criticize our nip overlord
Oh please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591960
Which is why most of the discussion is about other monstergirl settings and characters. Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591946

i feel bad for the poor guy

>draw some porn comics
>"hurr, you're doing it wrong!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591960
>We

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591957
swiggity swooty I'm coming for the booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591983
HAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591960
>we
speak for yourself.
wait a minute
>Praxis
MGU please go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591999
RATBURGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591959
I'll just stick to being a spooky skeleton who bones his lich waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592003
There is literally nothing wrong with Praxis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591960
I don't love everything about his setting, but I don't hate him, he's given us nympho world mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592018
Other than being associated with that melting pot of autism
>Wendy is just a reskin alice
>Snail
>Fucking moss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592024
That lichen MG killed me, holy sht.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034
I wanna fuck her clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034
DANGEROUSLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592024
Isn't there a monster based off of St. Elmos Fire?
>>13592034
Yeah yeah, we know already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591935
The other brothers can't deny.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I bet the last Anon to quit these threads will be blessed with a monstergirl waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591960
>We

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592052
>tfw only the first anon to quit got an MG waifu and the rest of us are boned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034
oh god they posted it again

Time to retreat to my headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592053
HAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884
>>13591896
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

You're in the park with your daughteru when this girl hugs you from behind and starts suckling on your ear.


What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592052
Succuvirus pls, you just don't want to be alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
call the cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
[x] spill her tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Tell her to go away because I'm married

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Get daughteru over so she can kick that bitch in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Lady please, as you can see I'm a married man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591960
>praxis
It's a shitty ripoff and you know it. You're a faggot for sucking raet's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034
If you want to post cheese, Anon, it's best that it's the kind you're feeding your mouse daughteru or waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592052
I don't want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Wreck her asshole as a preveiw of what the daughteru has to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

>Praxis

Okay you all wouldn't know about it if you didn't go to MGU at some point too. How many of you lurked and posted there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Wonder why I'm walking through Wonderland with my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592088
I did years ago, but only for a short while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
>Daughteru named Peter
Uhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592088
One guy went through the forum and posted it here directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592088
Only know about it because monorus mentioned somebody came to him about it at one point.
It's truly the chinese rip-off of MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884
That might be the closest thing to an outright rejection of a specific type of content we've heard out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Throw her over my shoulder onto her back. If I live in a land with monster girls then I will know fighting moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591922
Is she some type of brown monster? Gunna be weird otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591861
>add feminine suffix
>get daughteru called Victoria

I have no problems with this, bit of a tradition for my family, do any of you share your father's name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592088
I used to be there because that's where I got all monster girl news.
I hightailed it the fuck out the instant KC gave a cease and desist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592117
No clue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591959
He already said. They don't get waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592109
Not really, there's also futa, ntr and guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590833
I thought this was a normal, cute lolo holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592099
>Peter
>not Petra
Already you have brought shame upon your new family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592119
I'm technically the Third of my name.

Sometimes I write it down on official paperwork just because I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Eat all of her mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592127
True

>>13592131
If she's some type of rock golem it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
Face-fuck her, and the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592141
Or a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592135
Do you really want to end up like that guy from Ushi-Loli, and wake up to discover you're married to what is normally a pelvis-breaking MG, but that YOU broke HER pelvis instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
German suplex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592088
I used to go there all the time. Then the C&D happened. Since then the site has been complete shit. The only reason I still visit is for the one good writefaggot who's still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592126
He said psychos who kill for fun. You know who fits the profile of a bloodknight? Goku. He fights for fun and improvement, and has killed, you gonna call him a psycho or evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592065
Please don't leave I want someone to reply to my greentexts.

Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592119
No, but I have my maternal grandfather's name, and that tradition goes back at least 5 generations to before the family immigrated.
It's supposed to be the eldest son in each generation gives it to his first son, but my uncle wanted to be original so he didn't do it. So my mom beat him up and gave me the name instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592148
Yes. Yes, that is exactly what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592126
Great, so fuck Eros and her cupids, all you have to do is be an asshole.

Checkmate, lovetheists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592148
>pelvicerating the pelvicerator

This is a problem?

Bemused negress.jpg

You know what? I HAV A DREAM. TO BECOME A RAPE MACHINE! But I'll only target dom girls. Ushis, Dark Elves, Werewolves, Dragons, Hellhounds and the like, and make them my cumbuckets. I have found a reason to live again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592168
>Congratulations, you wake up married to a: Manticore!

>A Hellhound, Oni, Amazon, and Ushi-Oni can be heard groaning in disappointment in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592173
A huge sadistic murderous asshole though. In the setting info this is stated as "scum beyond redemption". Keep in mind this is mentioned because ugly bandits and other asshole crooks have been targeted and redeemed by monstergirls like any other person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592178
This is not gonna end well for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592189
>A huge sadistic murderous asshole though
You had me at asshole, no need for the hard sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034
I actually think they are very cute. Just take their scepter away and put a collar on it that says 'Snuffles'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592195
You need to be those things compounded together though. You can't just be a regular asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592185
Wait wait, I wanted the...aww, dammit.
Oh well.
Is she open to bringing one or two of the other girls in as 'marital aids'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592160
How about we upload you into a living body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592034
Are you a shitty enough loser to have sex with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592200
Of course, always strive to be the best.

Thanks senpai, with your help, I can believe in myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592190
HUGBOX.

Shit eating grin.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a wizard and make monster girls do embarrassing things for my amusement!

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be rude to wear a string of garlic cloves when meeting a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592205
I'd commission the lovely ladies at the Sabbath to de-Kemonofy her into a haughty, shortstack Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592201
Well, if that's what you want! Your digital marriage registry has now been updated to include her sister, you naughty dog! Of course, by MGC law you are now obligate to satisfy them both at least twice a day!

Have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592217
If it hurts them, yes. If it makes them horny, it would be rude to your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592205
Sadly enough I probably would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592213
hi gideon http://pastebin.com/LaYz1mNK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592222
What if it acts as a force field to her them off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592212
Whatever man, don't come back crying later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592221
I will, thank you kind matchmaker!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Vampire to trick me into thinking she is human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592203
You'd probably need the greatest hacker in the world to do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592206

>thinks Eros and her servants are bad people
>so to avoid them you do even worse things

How would you feel if Eros targets you immediately so you can stop being a stick in the mud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592237
I want to raise a dhampir as a human girl and then reveal her true monstruous nature on her eighteenth birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592229
It would offend them and they would get all haughty with 'thinking I'm a lowly criminal who can't control her urges' and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592241
She'll never make it, I come from a long line of sticks in the mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592245
What if I just really love garlic and carry the string along with a garlic press at all times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592205
I'm a horny enough loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592244
That might mess up her mind, what will you tell her about monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592206
>>13592200
Damn you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE&hd=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592237
The 'cape' of their's is actually wings. You would notice something was off if you're observant in her choice of outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you fist the waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592253
She told me she just really likes capes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592251
I'll spend my entire life breeding a hatred for monsters and their rapeyness while at the same praising her for being pure and caring.

That way I can enjoy the sufferin even more as she battles the need for sex that's been denied to her her entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592247
She'll think you're weird or you're just trying to side step the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592256
It looks like she's shitting a green turd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592233
Can't hear you anon, this ogre is gagging too loud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592259
That is rude, she might be in denial when you tell her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592263
That's her tail you insufferable plebeian.

[Anonymous No.]

The Order of the Fallen God is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592237
Funny you should mention that. I just read a doujin about a vampire mother who has a human son and tricks him into thinking she's human.

Then his dad dies and her blood supply dries up, he finds out and offers his own blood to help her but it makes her super horny and they fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592261
Hey Alton Brown has Kosher Salt and nutmeg on his keychain. A bit of Garlic and a press isn't that odd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592252
>Eros' face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592256
I don't like kappa, that bowl on their head looks stupid. +anal fixation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592275
It is to the species that's warded off by the garlic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592281
What about shirihebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592282
Well I can just tell her I love it on my food

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592278
>Eros senses anon is being a little shitter again
>decides to nip the problem in the bud
>sends a squad of cupids
>he gets sniped with a black arrow
>Gendo_Pose_Eros.jpg

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>>13592259
Then you drive her mad with gradually increasing teases, like coming out of the shower and walking around with only a towel. And then she rapes you and is crushed by the guilt, but can't stop sexing your sweet body.

Right?
Because my boner says yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592286
But aren't they useless if he never loved anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592281
I've never seen a female Kappa represented in that myth. What if female Kappas were into you giving them anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592273
The...

WHAT???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592239
>2015
>Not hacking your semen into your waifu

It's like you don't even want to eject your floppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592290
The black arrow makes him return love. So whomever loves him, he'll fall in love with. As opposed to the generic pink ones which are the sterotypical cupid arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592285
Anon, that's like eating nuts in front of somebody who's allergic to them. Not allergic enough to die from being around them but is grossed out by them and can't understand how you could even look at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592283
That I don't mind, mostly just think it's weird to have an anal focused lamia. Does she even have an anus? Where is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592290
No. The whole whining about Eros in the first place was because of the black arrows.

>On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up. They will be overcome with a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person. Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them. The importance of love will hit them like a ton of bricks, and they won't be able to help but acknowledge it.

Basically for tsunderes, dense MCs, loners, and stuck ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592289
Nigga did you just tell that dude his body was sweet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592298
But who could love such a villain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592299
Not my fault, I wouldn't complain about what the vampire eats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592292
That would take care of the anal bit, but the bowl still looks stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592295
You heard me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592300
Between the butt-cheeks anon. Where it usually is.

(inb4 must have a snake cloaca, despite having human pussy, ass, torso, breasts, face, and arms)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592303
But a psychopath like that probably loves killing more than anything. I'm not sure these arrows are useful against someone like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592275
Man I wonder what food shows would be like in a world with monstergrils

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592304
I...I guess I did.
N-NO HOMO!
There, I said it. It wasn't too late, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592306
That's because you wouldn't have enough blood to complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592298
>>13592305
That actually brings up a good point. What happens if a black arrow hits somebody who's such a douche that nobody at all loves him in the slightest? Does a blackhole of despair open up in his chest and swallow him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592314
Yeah, you're safe, caught it in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592312
Clearly means romantic love given that this is Eros, and the profile in its native language wouldn't have room to screw around with english's many uses for the word love.

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>>13592311
I prefer they have a vagina for mating where a human one would go and a cloaca for everything else down in the normal spot on the tail.

I don't like lamia butt. It's mermaid knees tier for me. Her spine would get in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592317
Fuck, so garlic makes her horny not repulsed. Well shit

[Anonymous No.]

Bands your waifu/daughteru/MGs would listen to based on their names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlPyXnyJBsg&hd=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592324
Hm, that's a good point.

But once again, there is a conflict with that and what KC said in the QA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592326
If we go down the practicality route, then half of all MGs would implode anon. It's called suspension of belief.

Even on a lamia itself, by the logic of practicality, they should have no breasts (eggs internal food supply nourishes babies), and no ass cheeks (no pair of legs to warrant pair of butt cheeks), etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592332
I can accept everything but them having an anus back there. It's too obvious for me to overlook.
I'm sure that's just my own particular brand of autism, but it's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592332
Now you're just starting the "If one thing doesn't make sense, nothing has to make sense." argument. Lamiass gets knocked on because it's fucking stupid, like frontgina, like mermaid kness, like the rest of those things.

Also
>Implying mammals that lay eggs don't have mammaries

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like a smart slime would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592339
They're called Red Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592337
MONOTREMES MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592337
>>13592337
Do Echidnas and Patipi have mammaries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592340
Dark Slimes are smarter, followed by Queen Slimes.

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>>13592336
Well, what about this: Let's assume that they use the human digestive tract and not a snakes. I mean, given they have chewing and a mouth that can't extent to double their body diameter. So a massive digestion system like a normal snake has would be relatively useless.

So the tail could be solid muscle mass instead of relatively hollow like an actual snake. Thus a spine could shift towards the center of the snake tail rather than being forced to run near the exterior. Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592340
>>13592344
And they are amazing now how about lessening the rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592347
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you mind being hypnotized by a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592341
My echinigga

>>13592343
Yes. What the hell do you think the classification Mammal means? No nipples though, but that's mostly cosmetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592351
Only if it is to make me fall asleep cause I sometimes I have sleep problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592351
Yes, I would. Since for all I know she could totally brainwash me, re-write my personality, or make me a slave.

Given how MGs work, hypnotism could be giving them unlimited power over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592351
Not if I've already been hypnotized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592330
Bands is too broad, lets go with songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubiZAIWHgU
(epilepsy warning)

On a related note, would you a Musta Krakish troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592347
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592351
Depends on the hypnosis I suppose.
I could dig some charm magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592354
>No nipples
So their milk practically pours out of certain spots on their skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592351
I want to ignore a monstergirl's feelings so that she's forced to hypnotize me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592354
Milkpads are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592351
Only if it helps me transcend physical pain.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your waifu's final form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592331
It's stating what was said a long time ago. Everyone's just being slowpokes, and rules lawyers.

He just said they wouldn't like a guy like that, but I wouldn't take it as this huge unbreakable law or something. He didn't even specify if it was someone who acted on those feelings or not. It seemed like a pretty general statement that really just meant: "They don't like really really bad people." That's also assuming they weren't just looking for a quick fuck with said person or even knew his true personality. Or 'saved' him before he had chance to do anything truly awful.

Use common sense here instead of trying to make it a math problem, and when you've think you hit a wall think of how it would work rather than how it wouldn't.

Here's the first instance of this way before this Q&A

>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

In the scenario with the black arrow, the asshole was shot before he truly had a chance to do anything bad. His priority shifted from murder or whatever to seeking love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592346
We have had this conversation before, and spine shifting goes completely against functionality and bilateral symmetry. The rest works though. What that means is that her dorito hole is a perfectly servicable cloaca shaped like a human vagina. One stop shop. No ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592347
The rape train has no brakes motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592347
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592373
>>13592376
but I just want a smart slime without alot of rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592372
The answer to everything in MG-land that makes no sense is always magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592370

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592371
You know, I never thought a hugbox would have that much forcing/railroading, but here it is.

Just make pics KC, for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592346
The smell intestine/colon would still need to pass directly through the human part of the spine to reach where the anus would be. Or wrap around it. That would be weird.

Unless the spine completely stops at the bottom of the human part and starts up again further down in the tail, but that would trigger my autism even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592382
Now I can only imagine this as a gargoyle with ass in the air, and a dildo-sword stuck inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592380
>He doesn't want a lot of rape
LaughingManticores.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a Dullahan and then cuddle afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592383
It's never meant to be a hugbox, that's just what shitposters call it. For the railroading stuff, ironically enough. So your post is just bizarre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592370
Something like this but with black sclera, demonic runes and even sluttier clothing.

http://i.imgur.com/jJOapXZ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592386
ill wrek u m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592385
>smell intestine
Obviously meant small, but that's a neat typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592380
What's the fun in it without a little risk? These are monsters.

Let her feed from you and then when you two have bonded you can probably order her around. It wouldn't even be rape, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592392
>KC: You can have anything you want
>not a hugbox
And blaming shitposters too? I'm hardly the bizarre one in this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592371
So no matter what path you choose, you can't "win".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592403
Depends entirely on how you define winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592346
>>13592385

Well, at the end of the day, the why doesn't matter. It's sort of implied cannon they have anuses.

KC's designs all forgot physical practicality to fulfil sexual appeal, which is why basically every MG has some form of brests, ass cheeks, hips, waist, arms, head, tongue, etc. Almost every erogenous zone that humans have, even if it means fucking up biological practicality (which is naturally compensated for via magic). Since they have basically every female erogenous zone we can see, it seems to follow they'd also have the ones we can't directly see, like the pussy and anus.

If you want to disagree in your headcanon, that's cool. But don't try to force that canon on others when all evidence in canon points to the contrary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592401
>>KC: You can have anything you want

Within the mechanisms of his setting sure.

>And blaming shitposters too?

That's exactly what the word they used back when the translation wars was going on. For things like railroading into happiness, and it not being played grimdark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592407
Obviously, hence the quotation marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592410
>Within the mechanisms
Sure, that was always the case.

>translation wars
Yeah, let's not get into that.
And I agree, it's not a hugbox, even if KC thinks that's what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592409
>But don't try to force that canon on others
Don't be a faggot and say that when nobody was doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592308
The bowl is a very sensitive part of her heads.

Pat her head very lightly, or she gets bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592370
Beneath that Victorian garb is lacy underwear, silk stockings, a black garter-belt, and the sexiest side-tie panties imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592420
Sorry, meant it more at biology-kun >>13592372 >>13592337. When this argument popped up in the past, he was very insistent on his view being the only correct one, despite all the other impracticalities with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you tease a modest monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592434
If by "modest," you meant having glasses and braids, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592434
>modest monstergirl

Ew, only if she's a monoeye

or

>>13592438

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592434
I want to lovingly tease a cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592438
You mean like .less' doppel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592432
Dude, magic and bullshit is like a spice. You use the minimum for the desired effect, or it becomes an unpalatable mess. Why do you think so many people hate the LOLmajik response so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592444
>>13592438
But that would only be okay if you made it up to her afterwards, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592444
Those aren't braids, but still.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592449
That's the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

How much would a dullahan love head pats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592445

>Living dead
>Angels
>Mythical creatures

Magic is everywhere in the setting, and in overwhelming abundance. Deal with it.

The only time people complain about magic is in relation to free will, not biological practicality (cupid arrows, charming spells, demon silver taking away the ability to war, etc). Otherwise people would bitch about the aforementioned creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592458
About as much as I love to dish them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592454
I'm sure she wouldn't mind then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592351

Only if it was by a Mamono I already liked and even then it's not something I care for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592460
>Being this unable to read
>>You use the minimum for the desired effect

>Living dead
Minimum level:high
>Elf
Minimum level:low

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Goetic Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590472
Anubis is decent overall, Minotaur's a bit of a manface but still pretty decent.

Weresheep is just...something about...her? eyes is off-putting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592465
I still don't recall "so many people" ever bitching about KC using too much suspension of disbelief or magic in regards to creatures in the setting. Well, except you, cloaca-kun.

It's just one more item to suspend belief over. Calm down, before you get added to the triggered autist list >>13590645

[Anonymous No.]

What are you doing, Anon?!
You can't let your Pokemons walk over you like that!
You're supposed to be the Trainer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592473
>Charizard
>Not Blastoise
As expected of this plebian trainer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592473
Can't beat monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592479
Maybe you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592479
>>13592486
Unless they're p'orcs, dormice, or possibly kikis. They're they naturally get off to varying forms of abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself
Yes, and? He's just saying it's not his thing, so he's not going to do any elaborated content along those lines in his own materials.

It's not any kind of justification for how people who don't like it react in these threads, or claiming it's "Non-canon", when he even says just the opposite.
And really, what would you say if it turned out KC was fully beyond yuri? Probably just "KC a shit, we never listen to him anyway."
The hypocrisy is delectable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592472
Leave him alone, anon. He's another one of those people who uses the anonymous environment to believe his opinion represents that of the entire community. You can't argue with those types, since they have the confidence that comes with believing everyone supports them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592486
Sorry, I don't want to train for most of my life only to have a slim chance at defending my self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592109
Actually no. About yuri he's just saying, "It's there, but I'm not gonna write about it myself."

He HAS out-right rejected two things that I know of. 1. NTR. He hates it. Whenever somebody says it to him he is like, "NO, Fuck off." straight-up.
2. Reverse-Corruption. When someone asked him about reverse corruption he was like "Nah man. MGE's all about the corruption. Really, why're you even reading it if you'd just want to reverse it? It's not as bad as you seem to think anyway."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592472
>lol u triggered
Nice job replying to the comment.
>>13592492
>self-awareness: 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592473
That bitch is getting released.

I can find a thousand better Pokemons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592472
You're the one bitching "Deal with it." and talking unironically about triggers and stuff. Your posts are way more autistic and angry than anyone else in the conversation.

Nobody has ever cared about what KC shows or not. Lamiass has just always been on the same general ignored feature list as mermaid knees and frontgina whether it was official or not for obvious reasons. I'm sorry that upsets you so much. Don't try to blame one guy for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592494
>only to have a slim chance at defending my self
You were never gud in the first place if all you amount to is "slim".

Go home and be a family man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592064
>>13592084
>>13592143
>Grab them both by the hand and take them to a secluded spot
>Lock tongues with the Hatter, slipping off her coat and holding her closer, running your hand up from her thigh and over her soft, frilled shirt, settling on her breast and giving it a few quick squeezes, making her moan in your mouth
>You rip off her brooch, tearing her shirt open, letting you see the glories underneath, the smell of her permeating your nostrils, flooding your mind, you can't resist licking her belly and chest, tasting the slight sweat on her body, on the warm summer day
>Her hand finds it's way down your pants and tends to your need, stealing kisses and giggling at how engrossed you are with her breasts
>A small voice snaps you back to reality, you look over to your daughteru, who's been watching in silence all this while, she's gripping her dress hard
>The Hatter senses the change in the mood, and quickly maneuvers herself between you and your daughteru, removing your pants in a snap and letting your full length free, she shows her back to and steps back, pinning you against a nearby tree
>She places your member between her legs and daintily yet skillfully plays with it, the velvety softness of her gloves increasing the pleasure as she jerks you with one hand and teases the head and frenulum with her thumb and ring finger, flicking the underside playfully ever so often, running the tip of her pinky down the sides
>You can't see it, but she directs het gaze at your daughteru, then your member and back to her. She bites her lip as she grinds against you, her hands moving faster, until... she stops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592501
Fuck that, I want to be alone.

I don't want to be forced into marriage to some cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592488
>implying kikis don't like abuse
That's not what the brochure said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592499
>tfw I on impulse release pokemon who don't obey orders
That must really say something about me as a trainer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592507
Then git gud son.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I just saw San Andreas.

Would you be able to survive a 9.6 Earthquake Disaster with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592359
>awaken

Dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592473
>>13592499
>AND she's taking his wallet
Yeah, definitely getting released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592512
Maybe she could lift me up and fly away as the earthquake happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592473
>Her old master traded her for a shiny despite being his Starter and her new master is a dumb-ass Rookie.
I can see why she's angry.

>>13592499
She's just mad that her old Master she respected so much gave her away.
Or that he died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592512
Yes, but it would be hard to get her to part with the hoard, or the lair we put so many years to decorating and making cozy.
That's why we have a Lich, to prevent shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592380
>>13592347
Get this...this...unman, out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592512
>tfw your Wurm waifu wrecks even more shit in her panic to find you in all the wreckage
>She keeps calling out for you
>Her voice breaks a little more every time she yells for you after you don't answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592525
There is literally nothing wrong with not wanting to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592526
Don't do this to me anon. It's heart-rending. I want Wurm-chan to have her happy ending...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592512
That's a good question, anon.
_________________The answer is "No."_________________

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592492
cloaca kun is right. the snake butt is stupid. but no more than half the setting. if he chooses to be inconsistent in his beliefs, accepting undead zombies but refusing to comprimise on spine placement, it's logically inconsistent, but then again so is the setting

>>13592496
but other guy is also right. cloacakun is overstepping his headcanon bounds with stuff like 'so many people'. it's okay to disagree, but dont try to falsely imply your headcanon is the standard way everyone thinks.

and if you're going to devolve into memes and name-calling instead of at least pretending to argue like adults, take that shit to irc instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592527
>There is literally nothing wrong with not wanting to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592517
Nah fuck that, she can go get fucked.

I don't want her, I'll just trade her for a Blastoise or something that isn't a giant bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592533
I want to be bullied by a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592491
Notice how I posted the whole thing and you're cherry picking? "Only bi. Hard Yuri is out of my context". Lesbian lovers who monsterize go to men, so you "purest love" faggots, feel free to jump off the bow and drown.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG FAT POKE-TATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592529
Why would a Wurm get a happy ending? She's The Tunneling Horror.

[Anonymous No.]

Come play with me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592496
>atheism: 1, god: 0. lolmeme.

In all seriousness, though, if "triggered" is now considered an uncool term on 4chan for "gets really riled up about a particular subject", what is the acceptable alternative short-hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592512
We'll fly away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592529
I mean, you're somewhere.
You're around. Still alive.
Just barely. And since you don't have the go to her, she has to come to you.
There's about 100 more piles of rubble in your area that she hasn't checked yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
Sure, why not, let me give you a push while you're there.
Looks hot and scary, nice job man.
It took me a second to realize her head was facing backwards, the bow confused the fuck out of me at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
Sure.

[Writefag-kun No.]

Well fuck. It's that time again.
http://pastebin.com/0N59VtB6

Line 432

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592533
>implying
Don't you have dicks to suck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
>you can fuck her from behind and look her in the eyes at the same time
Living Dolls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
Aw shit. That's spooky.
Any chance you'll take a request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592536
Uh, no. He says
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimidate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste
>>What happens if a same sex couple, who are in mutual love, gets monsterised?
>>They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself
>They'll most likely...

It's there, it's just not what he writes about in his core material.
I don't get why you hate it so much man. He says it's not his thing, so he just prefers not to write about it, why can't you do the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
>She's facing backwards
Ah yes, as if I wasn't already afraid of dolls
Superb job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
I want objects who think they're real girls to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592547
Nazis aren't cool! This is offensive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592473
>You will never watch your pure-hearted and caring raltz evolve into a lewd and covetous gardevoire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592546
>>13592545
>And then playtime turned to sex time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLQeBFmPuSU
Damn, Scary Movie got dumber and dumber by the sequel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592512
I live around the New Madrid fault. I suppose the answer here is hopefully I wasn't born with rank E luck with how a quake of that magnitude would behave in this area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592558
That's because the Ralts you caught was male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592541
Triggered is SJW tumblr speak, and was only ever used here ironically in like "Are you triggered?" to call someone an oversensitive tumblerite. That you don't know that is pretty telling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592554
Okay, only one, but maybe somoene else rushes and does one first, well, try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592563
Your explanation Triggers me

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13592556
1. Insert joke about jewnukis here

2. I personally don't hate them. I kinda wanna fuck a tanuki

3. Fuck you. Nazi uniforms make everything better. Something about dangerous women just makes my dick diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592565
How about this girl as a lamia?

http://imgur.com/oaRitAN,1ZFFOdQ,xLb1aqQ,sQtrGuX,IILxb6h,hLu9QBg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592569
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592572
Okay, give me some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592575
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
I'll play with you. Stop being so spooky.

Damn good job, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592575
Laaaaameeee. You should've made an Oomukade in a nurse outfit. With stink lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592553

Nigger I'm not going to argue semantics with you, he plainly says hard yuri is out, so unless there a dick in there somewhere, belonging to a male, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592582
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself
I really don't get why you're trying so hard to purposefully misread something, but whatever.

It's no skin off my back.
You may want to take a class or something though anon. Reading comprehension is a useful skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592563
Triggered as modern term derives from PTSD stimuli that invokes flashback events. So if someone is triggered, they are exposed to something that causes PTSD. In this case, how cloaca-kun goes ballistic over the issue of spine placement and asses in lamias.

The tumblr usage is "something that offends me". Very similar, but obviously district from causing a psychotic episode as per its use in PTSD.

I think that anon is using an archaic, but more "correct" version of triggered, but is getting called out as a tumblrite because of its exploding overuse on tumblr. I think he might just be someone older who learned the term before tumblr got a hold of it in the last 5 years or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
Once again you do great things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592539
>"You watched my video didn't you? Now I'll be taking you away to live with me forever. Come now, darling. Do you wonder how our daughters will look?"

How do you respond?

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13592547
So yeah I'm sticking with the whole updates weekly instead of live writing.

Sorry no actual Rushka this time but she'll be back next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592581
I mean, I had to pick between that or my request.
I try.
Oh my god, do I try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592590
>cloacakun: 1, KC: 0

wrekt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592593
Can't you just move in with me?
>>13592596
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592593
"You're supposed to wait seven days."

Run away and go live as a hermit in a shack with no TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592593
O-Ok, will you please be gentle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592593
By pausing the video, trapping her there for use as a wall-mounted onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592593
Spooky turns me on. I give her so many little ghosties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592596
Remember to take breaks, Loen-kun. And stay healthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592593
Fine, it's not like I was doing anything worthwhile here anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592598
I mean, not hard, but nonetheless, I try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592581
>With stink lines
I like how you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592590
The joke about tumblerinas using it was because they were equivocating their non-issues to people with real PTSD. One comes from the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592610
You don't try any harder than I do.
>>13592613
It's one of the few contributions I've made to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592608
Oh, I'm not Loen.
I'm just another fat, faceless Anon.
But you have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592602
>"I got anxious..."

She's only a ghost Anon, she's been waiting for someone to watch her video for quite some time and you're the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592619
Man, I've been on this site since 2005.
I'm out here, grindin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592593
>.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592621
>and you're the first
So will she move in with me or not? I don't wanna live in a well, and my house has a sauna. She could use one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592620
>I'm not Loen
Then I take back my encouragement because I'm a sadist like that
No but seriously you guys, take breaks and stay healthy. Always be hydrated. And don't eat too much of that junk food, eat some actual food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592622
>tfw 4chan was put up in 2003
>Thought it was 2006
>Meant to say 2002 instead
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592625
You don't have to get in the well. You can just as well live outside on the open plain and she'll come up every once in a while when she wants to cuddle.

You might wake up in the middle of the night to find her coiling her arms and legs around you though. She's very shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592590
It was never used in the old days in that way. x triggered a break, sure. x triggered an episode, sure. And almost always used to refer to twitchy Nam vets. But never triggered just by itself. That's a pure tumblr use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592631
To hell with that, she's staying on this side, sleeping in a warm bed that'll only get drenched with our sweat and I'll drag her into the sauna twice a week so she forgets what it was like to be cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>Went to bed at 3pm
>Woke up at 1am
>About a thousand new posts to sort through
I always browse through what I missed but at the same time I always feel like I've missed something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592632
It's short-hand nomenclature. Saying, "triggered" is easier than "it triggered a break". It's like how medical textbooks from the 80s still said, "retarded/retardation" instead of "abnormal physical development".

Laziness in language wasn't invented by tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

Greek, Egyptian, or Norse monster girls?
Japanese? Hindu?
What about Meso-American?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592640
Western Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592640
Egyptian.
Then Hindu, because there, snakes were treated as sacred animals.
Meso-American an okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592640
Egyptian.

Anubis a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a bandit boss.
>Group of P'orcs have been moving in on your territory, raiding caravans you planned to hit.
>Bring the boys over to teach them a lesson.
>The battle turns into an orgy halfway through.
>Half your crew settles down with their new waifus and leave the gang.

How's a crook supposed to make a dishonest living anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592640
Norse monster girls are all freaky shit. Like Valkyries. They weren't angel-soldiers like in Western media -- they were actually wrenched vultures of souls, swooping down and greedily snatching up tasty souls to bring back home. Frost giants and trolls don't float my boat either, so I'll pass.

Hindu: Too many animal faces and multi-arms. Again, a bit too far outside my comfort zone.

Greeks had lots of fairly vanilla monsters. Lamias, centaurs, mermaids, etc. Probably go with that, or maybe Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592648
Find a blind girl who can see the future, you'll be fine, I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592648
Marry a tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592639
Trigger by itself refers to the actual trigger. It's the origin of the word. Nobody used triggered for a person's state like angry or sad. Even in the 80's, it never referred to a persons state, just to the trigger itself. Their shorthand back then was break or snap. Triggered was only ever used to refer to mechanism.
"Poor fella's snapped. Somethin' musta triggered his time with Charlie."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592659
Can you please stop? You're triggering the PTSD of cute child soldier MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592657
>You will never date a blind albino oomukade who has never talked to anybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592646
And then feminists started being Triggered

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605888/Woman-claims-PTSD-Twitter-cyberstalking-says-bit-war-veterans.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592675
Fuck meant for >>13592659

Sorry, didn't mean to mock Anubises, I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592659
In patent law, there's a concept called "obviousness". Meaning if something seems like a logical, forgone conclusion, it cannot be considered unique enough to be granted a patent.

Like adding a power switch to an electronic device to turn it on/off instead of having to plug/unplug it every use. It seems so obvious to designers it could not possibly be claimed as a unique and original idea.

I think "triggered" as short hand for "being triggered by X" falls under similar obviousness of language, since laziness in language is a human universal. But this shit is so off-topic from MGs, I'll just drop it here. Sorry, child soldier-chan. >>13592672

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592694
Apology isn't enough, you just kept going and now she's under the bed with a knife, hunting down her Oomukade auntie to turn her into an emergency ration.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play Laser Tag with Chubby Alp Senpai, and win because she's an easy target!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592694
Wasn't arguing obviousness or what could reasonably be assumed like some dead civilization.

I was telling you what the actual use was historically. Sure is nice to have records and living people from then, right? Like when's the last time you heard anyone under 80 describe something as kookie? Triggered was not used by itself to refer to a state colloquially by most people in english-speaking countries. Just talk to some older people.

This is like arguing that going ape means the same thing as chimping out, similar but not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592717
It's starting to sound like you have a bit of a crush on Chubby Alp Senpai. What's she going to do with her amorous kouhai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592717
Why do you even like chubby alps who are your senpai so much?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to send logical fallacies in the form of riddles to a sphinx(satyr body type), until she finally decides to rape me, only to find that I used magic to flee and hide in the Library of Alexandria; leading to a several week long hunt through the entirety of the library. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592721
>spoiler
then stop arguing it like the other anon did

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592717
But then she's going to get tired and sweaty and will need a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

Salt is more valuable than gold.
Prove me wrong Tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592721
Hoo boy, now the grey fox has her Oomukade auntie tied to a pole and she's trying to start a fire to cook her. You could have stopped this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592726
>You see it could have theoretically been used this way.
>But it wasn't.

Really straightforward.

>>13592731
I'm getting this feeling about the whole deal too. I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592672
Now's probably a bad time to have my ringtone set as gunshots going off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592723
Because it matters not what's on the outside, but whats on the inside. She may not be a Dragon, or a Lilim, she may be just a chubby Alp, but she's my Senpai! She's the person I can look up to, have fun with, and trust with any matter! Chubby Alp Senpai's heart is pure, and while she may stutter and be nervous at times, she'll always go through and do what must be done, and that's why I want to marry her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592744
I guess it can't be helped! Having a troublesome kouhai like you is a pain, but she has no choice but to take care of you. But don't get the wrong idea! She's not doing this because she likes you or anything, just because nobody else would put up with a pervert like you!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592736
>this is a stupid argument unworthy of me
>but I got to get the last word in!

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592757
How about praising Mother Nature for a change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592728
Naturally she's wearing spats while getting sweaty and tired right?

Spats on sweaty tired chubby Monster Girls are great. I want to put all chubby Monster Girls in spats and make them run until they're sweaty and tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592763
And then while she's panting and exhausted in the locker room you sneak in for a "surprise workout" wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592506
>She extends her hand to your daughteru, who with some hesitation, draws closer
>The Hatter caresses her cheek and pulls her closer, you can feel her breath on your penis, followed by the warmth of her mouth, as the Hatter grabs her head and slowly guides her down your manhood, then back
>She tells her how to suck, how to lick and tease your balls, making her fellate you with skill beyond her years
>Already weakened by her earlier attentions, it doesn't take long for you to release your seed in daughteru's mouth, some of it spilling out, which is snatched and savored by the Hatter. Waste not, want not
>She tells your daughteru she'll really let her taste it now, and begins yanking her head back and forth, forcing you all the way down her throat, semen and drool staining the Hatter's pants as she rapes your daughteru by proxy
>Seeing an opening, you attack her on two fronts, nibbling on her ears and kneading her breasts from behind, pinching her nipples, hard, making her squeal
>She in turn makes you throathfuck your daughteru harder, you can feel her mewling around your turgid erection, slobbering over it's entirety, as she plays with herself, instinct taking over
>All three of you climax together, your daughteru collapses on her back, free of the Hatter's grasp
>She remarks how that should keep your daughteru entertained for a while, turning to you, she tells you to take care of her too
>She slips her pants off and pulls her emerald green panties aside, lining her frothing entrance with your cock, stabbing herself on you, all elegance cast aside. You ask for a rest, but she clamps down on you and begins undulating, panting, her face inches from yours, whispering how you're hard enough
>Her walls slide, yet grip against your sensitive pole, giving you relentless, hellish pleasure. She pushes you down and rides you, tweaking her hips all around, leaving no part of her vessel untouched, writhing in ecstasy above you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592771
All while the Jinko Body Builder watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592759
As opposed to the last guy that said the exact same thing? But that can't be right. This is the last word. No wait, this.

Inb4 someone else responds
This.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion on NEET Monster Girls? What NEET one would you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592648
I feel your pain damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592777
The trustfund NEET. It's the best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592777
A NEET kikimora, so that she will be able to keep the house clean even if she is a NEET and some kinky maid play whenever I get home to remove my stress from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592777
NEETsheep is best neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592575
Not quite as I wanted it, many mistakes but anyway, there you go. Thats it for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592777
Actual NEETs are live-in, hoarding, garbage dwelling slobs.

I'd prefer a very shy bookworm girl. Similar reclusive behaviour, but cleaner, nicer, and will spend more time looking at you than a computer screen. Also easier to meet without breaking and entering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592777
The pathetic ones that break down when one starts flirting with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592777
A NEET who stopped attending school for a few weeks due to bullying.
Rather, the teachers thought she was bullying others as a delinquent. One teacher told her straight that it'd be best if she stopped showing up to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592790
>Even did Dark Signer Misty
Loen, you're great.
Thanks again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592777
Whoooo gives a shit, NEET MGs are officially overplayed. Be the hero we need an come up with the next big thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592790
>not an Oomukade in a nurse outfit, with stink lines
Buu-urns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592794
>One teacher told her straight that it'd be best if she stopped showing up to school.
>It was the handsome teacher she had a crush on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592802
Naw, odds are the only person who'd say something that terrible to a student would be the gym coach who everybody already hates anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592774
>Jinko body builder is jealous.
>Back in the day when she was the softest Jinko in town, all plush and cuddles.
>Had a childhood friend she could never pop the question on and who never asked her.
>Started to lift to build confidence, going from pudge to muscle over the years.
>Even after all this time neither has asked the other even though she's tried to tempt him with her rock hard abs.
>And then there's this going on in front of her.
>Gets so perturbed that she calls up her childhood friend and goes drinking, hoping a little liquid courage will give her what she needs to ask.
>Instead she just starts mumbling how she's still single and how some guy she likes doesn't seem interested, culminating in asking Anon if she's pretty or not.
>Anon, equally drunk, tells her that she looks nice but he always thought she looked better when she was chubby.
>He doesn't remember anything the next morning but Jinko's gone to buy a special brand of milk she's heard about.
>Doesn't stop lifting thought.
>Becomes strongfat jinko and starts dating Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592806
Oh boy, you have no idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T8ovblvQM0&hd=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592806
Ah, the gym teacher. The first villain I ever wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592811
Good thing I went to a school where students practically made friends with the teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

Hot damn, I want a living doll to haunt me.
Only downside is that I can't knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592809
Does she later force her childhood friend to the gym so she can have a fuck-off with that one fucking Anon who keeps fucking that Chubby Alp in spats, so they can finally see who's the better fucker in the Locker Room?

The one /fit/ tanuki starts taking bets which couple will win while Dire Wolves, Dragons and Onis cheer from the sidelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592833

>Honey, you missed the delivery!
>But don't be sad.
Building the daughteru is the fun part.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run an online retailer and hire Jabberwocks to deliver things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592843
Tiny Jabberwocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592772
Hot. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592843
I want to keep ordering stuff from Amazon just so I can have a chance to talk with my Jabberwock Deliverywoman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592846
Scott Pilgrim please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592846
But those 40 lb boxes of rape and mantango spores are pretty expensive is shipping, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592736
>I'm getting this feeling about the whole deal
Oh, tusktard was definitely here earlier, maybe still is. I very nearly got pulled into an argument with him but realized who it was and stopped replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592843
Oh boy, I wonder if you're going to receive any rape complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592844
Wocks are not meant to be tiny, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592851
It's OK, I'll work to buy them!

Besides, I can just toss the boxes into that one Shota's apartment, I sure he won't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592850
"If I sign this package would you do hand-holding with me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592852
>tusktard was definitely here earlier
He was? Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592844
Any Jabberwock, from super mini tiny size to extra deluxe super large sized!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592860
>"It would be very likely."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592860
>>13592866
>have to fight Jabberwock's Seven Evil Exes
>they're all former adventurers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592860
>"I do anal" used to be the slut flag on dating sites
>Monster girls appear
>Now it's "I do hand holding"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592811
>be a teacher
>watch this
I can't laugh. It's too accurate. It just makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592866
>"You seem like a good girl."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592864
Damn, that reminds me, YBA still hasn't updated Vengance. I was looking forward to the Kuudere Jabberwocky Jack arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592877
Well, at least Shirihebis won't have to worry about a bad rep anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592880
>"Relative to yourself."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592835
>Strongfat Jinko drags her childhood friend back to the gym, drawing a few confused stares from the regulars who know her, and walks over to where Anon and chubby alp senpai are lifting.
>She and her boyfriend start following the two around the gym, strongfat jinko doing very lewd lifts with her Anon.
>During squats she makes him stand close enough that she rubs against his front when she ascends/descends.
>During bench press she sits on him and slowly grinds.
>All of this is done while chubby alp senpai grows redder and redder.
>ends with chubby alp senpai pulling her Anon into the locker room so he can help her with something only for the jinko to follow and drag her anon after him.
>Cue her trying to outdo chubby alp senpai by seeing who can make her Anon cum more.
>Chubby alp somehow wins but strongfat jinko gets pregnant.
>She counts it as a win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592886
Are Shirihebis catching on or something? for fuck's sake, it was a god damned spelling error when I was trying to do a party of Lamia Mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592861
I'd rather not point it out and risk starting up nonsense again. I've started to recognize his posting habits though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592846
>tfw you get a visit from the Amazon Regional Manager Amazon to thank you for your patronage instead dressed up in caveman clothes like the company mascot.
If you're mean to her, she cries and leaves, and you notice your shipping prices go up.
If you're nice, she takes you home and snuggles you, plus gives you really expensive gifts from the returns and open box sales.
If you tell her amazons fucking suck, she kidnaps you and ties you to a stake in the back room as a perk for the delivery girl of the month. Men exist to inspire monsters after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592894
Please, senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592895
Ah, choice and consequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592893
When have puns ever not been popular in /mgt/?

Also, cloaca-kun and that other anon had that big fight about lamia anuses earlier in the thread, so that also reminded me of shirihebis.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you feeling angry about, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592907
The fact that even though I have a set idea for a prose story I'm going to write I'm too lazy to put the idea to paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592904
Meh. Whatever.
Shirihebi curing a man's Toxic status with her ass when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592907
That the last Witcher books haven't been translated yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592894
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592907
The fact that even though I have an idea for a prose story I'm too lazy to flesh out the characters right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592894
Are you talking about the guy sperging about paladins earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592911
>>13592921
Now I don't feel bad about not doing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your childhood best friend suddenly turned into a smoking hot alp.
>You guys have done everything together for shit knows how long.
>Confused at her sudden change in gender, she shows up one day at your door bawling and telling you that she can't make do of her current situation.
>How do you comfort your now alp best friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592924
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592928
Hook her up with my other friend. He's a swell dude, and is king at air hockey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592928
Give her the address to Blue Oyster and try not to smirk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592924
Where did this happen? I don't really like having to go up and sift through 500+ posts unless there are pretty pretty pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592877
>All the lonely Shirohebis who put up introductory vids for their profile

>"U-Um...Hello. My name is Zhen. I'm 28, single, and I work as a volunteer member at the local shrine in my town."
>"Umm...Umm..."
"Psst. Tell him your hobbies."
>"O-Oh! My hobbies include swimming, watching romance movies, and culinary arts...I-I cook."
>"I'm looking for a man who...well...hehe, any man, really. Someone who's kind...and loving, and has a warm smile."
>"Anyway, my number is--"
>The audio gets fucked up after this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592928
Try to help her cope and be a friend. We'll find a way, things will be back to normal, if not better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592928
I introduce her to this manslut I know from an imageboard who loves alps. I have a feeling they're perfect for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592940
Who is this manslut? You?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttSnYY3vj1c

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592933
You.
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592943
No. I'm not particularly into alps. I was actually talking about Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592946
That choice was such bullshit.
>>13592949
Anon? Hah, the slut!

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening anons, how are you doing? Good, good. Listen, I'd like to make a little proposition. I know how much you'd like to interact with real monster girls, well I can make it happen! All you need to do is choose one of these boxes. Oh, and if the robot devil comes by I wasn't here.

Red box.
Blue box.
Mystery box.

Will post what the boxes are soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592946
I fucking hated that choice so much.

>>13592953
I'll take the blue box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
Okay, I pick the blue box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
FOOL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592937
Some time after swiss momo showed up with KC ask translations. I think he's the guy who's really assmad about paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592938
I'd hit her up on a dating site.

I wouldn't even care if she was a Shirohebi or Shirihebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
The red box sounds like something bad would happen, while the blue box seems more of the calming choice
But then again, what if the blue box is a ruse? What if the red, which is an aggressive colour, is the best choice, while the blue is the kicker? And then you have the mystery box? The box of mystery. The mysterious cube.

I pick the Blue___ box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
Let me get that red box what movies you got in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
M Y S T E R Y B O X

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
Mystery.
Which is wierd because all of them are mystery boxes at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
Mystery box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592958
Can you link me to the post? Because frankly telling me he doesn't like Paladins is kind of vague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
The Mystery Box could be anything... Even a boat!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Cat Squire at your service! Do you need your sword polished? I can carry heavy loads and I'm up for any type of job!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
Mystery box, every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592983
I, uhh
Give me a minute, I seem to have gotten a bon- I mean, a piece of metal in my pants. I can handle it, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592972
I can't find it. Dynamic IP so I lost the (you) to search for when I closed the window earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
You should at least leave the boxes with slightly better hints next time. Like give them symbols or textures on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

less has been on a roll lately, he is pumping out artwork at a pretty fast pace

in fact, all our drawfags like loen seem to be working and pumping out more stuff faster lately

are we in a renaissance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592983
Grab my mail coif and bring it over, I've a jousting match soon and I need to prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592992
What's the story behind that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592992
>Not having the mouths work a second controller. Or eating chips or something.

Gotta make lemons outta lemonade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592983
Gear up, kitten. We're going to be hunting a mature silver dragon, so load up on as much lamp oil as you can carry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592987
>"Metal?! It could be sharp! Hold still I can help!.."
>"O-Oh... Wow, I mean, uh sorry sir.. I'll go back to sorting your axe collection..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592972
Not him, but this is who I was thinking >13591447
The post chain that is part of looks like tusktard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593002
Y-Yeah, you just, uhh. You do that
Nice going champ, you've embarrassed that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592997
she was gonna surprise her husband with her new lacy nightgown for a night of fun

then she got a phone call where he broke up with her for a hellhound

It's been a day or two since then. I'm just kidding I think it's just a jabberwocky neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592983
Someone's been reading the Lusty Argonian Maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593005
Can't be him. Looks more like someone who is just rather fed up with Paladin roleplayers going on about the Paladin aspect of the MGE setting than the monsterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592772
>She slips a finger in your girl's cunt, shaking her from her own stupor, and stands her up, telling her to let Daddy taste her, sitting her on your face, saying how this will make it easier for you to cum for her
>You lick and prod, sampling your daughteru's sweet, buttery honey, grabbing her hips and suckling in her clit, rocking her body with another orgasm, she whines and shudders, her voice making you swell until you release your third load that day, this time inside the Hatter, who trembles with satisfaction
>You all lay sprawled atop one another, in a panting, sweaty mess

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, time for me to hit it Anons, take care of your tiny monster girls and don't burn down the thread.
Those mini girls writings I did last morning now have me thinking about a mini dragon getting hugged by a kitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592953
Red box!
Nothing seems to change until you finally require sustenance and run out of food stores. Stepping outside, you are amazed to see every female has seemingly been transformed into monster girls fitting their personalities! But you soon realize this is just an illusion, and only your perception of the world has changed. Nobody else can see what you see. You'll never be able to stop seeing reality in this way even as you get people confused by touching thin air where their lamia tail ought to be.

Blue box!
A website pops itself up in a new window of your computer. On this website appears to be monster girl cancer, roleplaying like /hbg/ posts but far more involved. Looking closer reveals the truth, as you find photos of real monster girls all over the site. All the posts are complaining about the rarity of men and what loving things they'd like to do with them. They're starving for any male attention, and you've gotten access to their world's internet. The catch is that nobody else in your world sees more than garbled code if you show them any of it, and there doesn't seem to be a way for either world to get at each other.

Mystery box?
A portal opens up and sucks you in. The first monster girl you think of decides your fate, and you're sent to a wild world where the only semi-intelligent life are these monster girls. This seems nice, until you realize you're the smartest one on the planet and there is nothing beyond rough hunter/gathering types. To make it worse, those MGs have males of their own that are huge and monstrous looking. This means to the girls, you look like another of the girls. You won't fool the males at least, but that's not to say they'll like you hanging out with their women. Make what you will of your new life, for as long as it can last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592989
What if it's a red oni and blue oni? It would be a really big hint in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>mystery box
>lizardman
Well... being the only warmblood, I guess I'm safe since they need a heater in winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
Damn you.

At least the robot devil actually gives us a few straws to grasp at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>males...that are huge and monstrous looking
>you look like another of the girls

Even with the caveat in the last sentence, this seems like a ticking time-bomb. All it takes is one poorly lit evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
That mystery box sucks. I should of gone with blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>Blue
HAHA! Finally, my intuition delivers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>Mystery
>Cheshire
If I'm the smartest one on the planet then they are going to have a tough time driving me mad.
Mystery box is underwhelming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>Mystery
>Ushi fucking Oni
I'll keep all of your seats warm in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593005
That does look like him. Hard to tell because it doesn't last very long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593038

Well, at least you aren't this guy >>13593048

>Stuck on world with extra huge, monstrous male versions of Ushi-Onis.
>Expecting not to have an anus like a tennis ball tube after the fight week.

Good luck, my friend. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592852
Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck you were bitching about this time, nice try though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
What if you picked mystery box and the first monster you thought of were Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>Mystery box
>I thought of kikimoras.
I SHALL NAME MY NEW REALM... KIKIPOLIPS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593066
If we wanted to mock tusktard, shouldn't we call tusks claws and call claws tusks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593067
Clearly you go to a world where all but the most dominant of males turn into females after a certain age, duh.
Also, try not to alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593067
Where do you think all the alps on that world came from? I hope you've always wanted to visit ancient Greece.

>>13593072
>huge, monstrous male versions of kikimoras

Are they giant butlers then? Or giant, muscular guy maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593073
That's him, Anon. Careful, you might startle him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593067
Half of the alps are futas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593080
>>13593081
Well fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593082
Is it him? Will he come at us TUSKS extended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593084
I think normally when something has a penis and thinks of itself as a man, we usually call it a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593084
>futa alp
Isn't that just a man?
Or a man with boobs I suppose, depending on stage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593086
At least you aren't the guy stuck on the world with giant male Ushi-Onis. You could end up like >>13593062

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593087
Tusks extended and covered in salt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593066
>That image
How does that even happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593094
How dangerous! Will he tusk at our throats in salty idiotic rage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593093
Now that I think about it, Alps are probably the least horrible monster for this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593099
Gravity, usually. Or Ushi-Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593099
B-b-back that ass up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593073
>>13593094
>believing I'm salty when you pair are still sperging about something from like a week ago

[insert preferred laugh onomatopoeia here]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593101
Only if you don't shoot him with gold bullets the same density as lead

[Anonymous No.]

WHO'S THAT MONSTER GIRL?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my Wurm waifu out for a night on the town and make her feel like the most special gal in the whole wide world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593105

[Anonymous No.]

P'Orcs with cute little tusks.

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593101
Of course. He will also weigh us down with lead that's magically as dense as gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
Will o wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
IT'S WILL-O-THE-WISP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
Snorlax!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593107
He must tusk his own eyes out whenever we bring this up.

>>13593105
I still can't believe you still call them tusks. My 3 YO niece is smarter than you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
Thresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593117
Must be so little I don't see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
It's Ekans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593121
>"Will-o-wisp! Will-o-wisp!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
A cluster of barometz, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593107
That wasn't me either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
The answer can always be Doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

Ever wondered how a Paladin would behave if he ended up stranded in the mountains and his only hope of survival was a society of Yetis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593105
Laughing at arrogant retards like you is a global pastime. It never gets old. We could sell tickets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
Man, I remember that. I also remember how the silhouette was always of a pokemon that had been mentioned thirty seconds before the commercials. Subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593138
What's the size of their paw-tusks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593138
Unless he's the full-on 'purge everything in holy fire' kind of paladin, I'd assume he can at least be civil about taking help like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593105
There's at least 3 or 4 Anons ripping on you right now. Your stupidity has reached meme status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593149
But would he try to explain to the cute loli Yetis how they are evil and that their existence is abominable and that the bead necklace they made for him is a pagan charm that he has to burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593138
What if he's a paladin of Mofu? He might even know them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593101
>>13593105
>>13593112
>>13593139

>All this aggressive passive-aggressiveness

It's like I'm in a high school girl teen drama tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Tanuki rather I pay in Salt or Gold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593160
Tusks she removed from a Wyvern's wings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593155
He's not, he's the no fun allowed kind of paladin.
>>13593160
I'm sure they'd prefer salty semen to golden showers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593155
Be purged by the fluff!

>>13593160
Tubby tanuki's are best paid in marriage contracts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593160
Semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593160
Depends on the local economy and the payment size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593164
>>13593165
>>13593169
I'm not marrying a Jew, so that's all out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593172
But I didn't say anything about marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593139
>>13593152

Oh no, I'm being laughed at by people so awkward they can't even talk to a woman and prefer imaginary versions, whose only contact with others is through the internet.

Yet I'm the arrogant one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592938

It would be pretty interesting to see all the profile videos for the different kinds of MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593172
I would, they have bushy tales and all that office work makes them plump and soft for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593154
You see, in my mind there's two kinds of paladins: one's who see the existence of even the cutest little kit as an affront to the holy goddess that should be purged with holy steel, and the one who, while they may not look too favorably on monsters, are willing to live and let live with most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593177
You're the guy talking about teeth in a way even kindergartners know is wrong. And you're proud of it. Everybody is laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593184
Well, I'm the one writing the story so I suppose it's my problem to solve.
>There are two kinds of paladins in this world: those with a tent and firewood...
>...and those who get cuddled

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593184
Ultimately it depends on the deity he's serving, but even then there's a lot of wiggle room. I mean Jews, Christians, and Muslims all technically follow the same deity and you can see how consistent that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593190
Can I be a paladin with a tent and firewood who also gets cuddled? That sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593177
>Looking down on us
>When you're the retard calling claws tusks
I'll be honest, Bob is still smarter and even more tolerable than you are.
Think about that for a bit if you even have the capacity for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593197
Why would a paladin consent to being defiled by a monster if he could survive on his own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593186
Sure, let's go with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592992
>Retro Gamer Jabberwock in lingerie
This pleases the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593138
You'd find him frozen and dead. An adventurer would later find this letter in his hand.

>I, Smiting Smith, being of sound mind and broke legs, do hereby leaveth my blade and armour to whatever finds it. Lord hope it be an adventuring man. It was a good sword, and killed the ski-free monster that killed me. Anyway I am dead.

>Yours truly,
>Smiting Smith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593186
I'm not laughing at him, I'm laughing with him. It's just my laughter is kind of derisive.

[Anonymous No.]

>People pretending to be trolls to try and troll people pretending to be trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593200
Because as a paladin of Mofu I take it as my sacred duty to cuddle the fluff at every opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593212

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593209
>Laughing with him
He's not laughing though. He's still insisting that tusks are claws and that gold and lead have the same density.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593216
That smug bitch is about to get tenderly loved right in the pussy.
And paizuri.
Yes, corset paizuri...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593223
But anon that's exactly what she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593219
He's pretending to laugh. Close enough, yeah?
That way I don't have to feel bad about laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593223
As they say in my hometown, fuck her right in the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593199
Your thorns, they pierce me so, nawt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593228
Just give in to the inner ass within and laugh your heart out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593206
>Not going for gold gamer edition
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593230
Goddamn Lilith is pure sex.

I could worship her body forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593110
Jigglypuff as viewed from above

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593219
l will say it for the last time, the gold and lead thing was someone else, and I am laughing, at you fuming still because I won't do what you say, and you don't even get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>mystery box
what do I win with elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593155
Would a paladin of Mofu worship the ideal of fluffiness?
Instead of Lay on Hands would they know Touch Fluffy Tail?
Would they wear full fur armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593225
No, she said she didn't want me to. That's why I'm going to do it.

You said that, right?
>(monotone) Oh dear, please do not violate me, Anon. It would be very inconvenient.
>(monotone) Especially do not firmly grip my buttocks and force my delicate flower down on your hot, throbbing shaft.

See?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593250
>full fur armor
Furry please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593246
>It wasn't me
>Fuming
>Laughing at someone else when you don't even know anatomy that a kindergartener knows
>do what you say and that I don't even get it
So you're delusional as well as stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593177
>people so awkward they can't even talk to a woman and prefer imaginary versions, whose only contact with others is through the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593250
alternately "Yetinari"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593241
I like non soul eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593253
Well I guess if she didn't consent its ok. Everything seems to be in order, carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593248
Welcome to elf planet, full of cute little girl elves and huge male rape elves. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593267
>huge male rape elves
You mean Elves who rape males hugely? Aww snap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593250
There is such a point as too much mofu, and this has surpassed that point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593256

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593250
Of course. They gird themselves in the wool of the mythical iron weresheep and are empowered with divine magics by their goddess, Lady Mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593275
Anon, I'm not raging. I'm laughing, and feeling a slight amount of pity for you and your impenitence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593275
No one's angry, you're just defensive in the way ignorant people are when confronted about being wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a tickle slut to a dark elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593283
>>13593280
The funniest part of this is he feels the need to defend himself. We wouldn't even know he was here otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593280
Good for you. So, you like the tusks I posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593267
>male elves
Pffffffffffhahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593270
Get a load of this heretic over here.
Look at him, look at him and smug

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593292
I want to write about a Dark Elf fooling around with her boyfriend's silly, round ears, but hey, not happening any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593296
It's almost cute how ignorant and defensive he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593250
Is that new? It does actually look like a yeti+kitsune hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589848

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593296
I was blamed for something I didn't do, I can take people shittalkng me for my own faults, but I won't shoulder someone else's.

>>13593283
Boy you are slow huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593299
Big fluffy tails is fine. Even borderline-Yao paws. That one had ears as big as her body, fuzzy limbs, massive tails, & I think a fur bikini. Too much mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593300
Sex the snake, make it great!

[Anonymous No.]

>But senpai, touching my mofu is lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593311
>That pic.
Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys! I found something super cool and... oh. You're shitposting again? Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593321
That's why I do it, now come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593314
Boy you sure are defensive huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593321
Don't care. I'll play with if I want to. Even in public. Especially if other people are watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593324
>Guys, guys! I found something super cool
No you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593324
What did you found, Anon-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593327
What do you expect? He's ignorant as hell and somehow finds pride in being wrong. It's almost as if he's a masochist and continues misusing the wrong word so that we berate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593334
>>13593335
N-nothing. It's just for me and Gasmask to know about now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593335
I think he found Alp's porn stash. And it's full of jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593338
Then it will soon be just for gasmask to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593338
Ah. I see
Interrogate him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593340
Creeper-kun please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593326
>>13593330
All according to her plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593340
So he also has the Junko pic that was done recently as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593351
What's this picture you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593348
I don't care man. I gotta get my fix. Mofu fix. gotta get my Mofu fix man. Just one touch. One touch is all I need. Gotta touch the Mofu. Even a single hair will do. Please, let me have my fix. I gotta have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593321
>Now now, we all have to do our part, recruit.
>"Recruit?"
>The men are tired, moral is low. How will they react if their commander is overcome by stress? I need a method of...relaxation.
>"Men? Commander? What are you talking about?"
>Bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592802
>>13592792
So what Monster Girl would Tomoko be?

Oomukade and Will-o-the-Wisp seem fitting, but they are both far too ferocious for her to fit with their personality, unless she was some some sort of extremely shy and intro very Oomukade/Will-o-the-Wisp.
Maybe a Doppelganger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593360
She's just an innocent schoolgirl anon.
>>13593362
L-lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593348
Is her plan to get taken home, tied up and forcefully cuddled and mofu'd all night long? Because that's what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593327
>>13593337
>this is all I do, bitch at people on the internet, while getting sucked off by like minds because they won't kowtow to my superior girth

Well, I'm officially bored, stay mad. Or suck n a nice succubus wingtusks like a pacifier, maybe that'll soothe your tempers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593366
An alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593368
Yes. Can she invite friends? Only one of them is a tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593372
But she isn't a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593373
Tanuki have acceptable amounts of mofu, they just get uppity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593367
I don't care bro. Any type of Mofu will do. I gotta have the Mofu. I'm getting desperate here. I gotta have it. Just one touch. One touch is nothing. I'll leave you alone after that, I swear. Just one, tiny little Mofu touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593377
>Any type of Mofu will do
What a fucking slut holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593373
Sure. How many friends are we talking here though? I may need to go out and get more supplies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593371
>tempers
You keep saying that but we're all mocking you. You don't mock people because you're mad, you do it because it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593371
See you tomorrow, you trogladytic ignoramous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593338

So help me God, Anon. I will tie you up in the uncomfortable wooden chair and have the monotone Slug Girl read you Garfield comics again if you don't spill the beans right goddamn now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593379
That's the point, I'm an addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593377
Don't worry anon, I have someone that will scratch your itch.
>>13593381
Oh, not that many. Every fox in the temple. You have room for thirty, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593386
You don't scare me. Mine is the Dick that will pierce her hymen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593257
Dude...

>>13590472

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593389
Thirty hmmm? That should make a nice little mofu pile. I'm gonna need a lot more rope, maybe a couple of new gags too. Tanukis tend to be a handful. It may have to last a lot longer than one night now, I'm sure they won't mind though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593371
Only one mad here is you, you Tuskan.
We're all mocking you and laughing at you because you're being an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593389
...maybe I'll go get help instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593398
Imagine that whole conversation with his posts being said aloud by pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593409
So you mean Sand People saying his posts out loud?
I think even they would have a bad giggle fit over saying tusk instead of claw numerous times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593412
It's a tusken raider, specifically. Its the face that really does it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593409

WHOA! Gonna have to pop in for this one.

>Star Wars nerd
>Mocking ANYONE

Holy shit.

You may resume shit talking from the safety of behind your computer screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593416
I know, it's so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593409
>The Tusktard frightens easily
>But he'll soon be back
>And in greater ignorance

[Anonymous No.]

>still shitposting
Well that's that then. No update today either. You guys sure know how to spoil my mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593425
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593425
>Mocking a guy for being an idiot
>A genuine idiot
>Shitposting
So Tusktard must be a writefag based on this conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey, nyaruko got a new ova. Episode is out and translated. Kinda lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593389
Are they all like that one?
'cause that seems like the way to become the admiral of a Nice Boat fleet.
Unless they're good about sharing, in which case the phrase "leading a lifestyle where there is not even time for his penis to dry" comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593425
>Making fun of tusktard
>Shitposting

I think you mean a rousing good time.

>This post, too articulate for Sand People
>Only Imperial Writefags are this precise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593427
It doesn't matter who he is.
What matters is the stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593428
You're seriously going to assume I'm the guy you've been shitposting about because I don't like you doing it? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593428
Nah, that's Alp. He's sensitive, so he doesn't like conflict. He probably doesn't even know what we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593425

>Being an older human male in his late 20's being hit on by MG high school students.

But I'm just an old man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593433
Beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593435
>still shitposting
Only tusktard would be this butthurt and call it shitposting.

>>13593437
No no no no.
Even Alp would be making fun of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593432
No, that's just the one I've sent to the mofu addict's place. There will be no escape for him.
Unless you mean loli, then yes. They're all quite small with 30% or more mofu to body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593430
>You will never impregnate a cosmic horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593439
I...
Misquote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593437
I know perfectly well, I was here the last time this happened. I didn't particularly like it then either. It's like, hey, look, a Monster Girl thread! I sure want to read nothing but variations of the word tusk with people calling each other retards over and over! What a blast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593448
Alp, when a person comes around and uses the completely wrong word for something you HAVE to call him an idiot over it.
It's Guy/Alp/Tomboy code 101.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593430
Is it really worth the watch? They look just like generic animu sluts. I kinda like the intro, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593447
No I was just typing something because of your pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593389
>tfw my shitty loaner computer loads pics at abysmal speeds
>Only the first line of the pic shows up
>"You're mine. Forever and ever"
>Oh. Damn.
>"And ever and ever and ever and ever and--"
>Suddenly loads faster
>Fucking yandere fox in all her creepy ass glory

This fucking computer gave me a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593445
Ancient lolis are the best.
As you say, they have the highest mofu surface area ratio, and a lifetime of smugness compressed into a small frame.
Concentrated smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591960
>"hey fuck KC!"
>mentions Praxis
Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593448
I would normally agree but he totally brings it on himself. He gets so hyper defensive about it that it compels people to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593452
Correcting someone is one thing, repeating the same retarded thing over and over again is another. You're not doing anyone any favors. You're both retards wallowing in your own shit, and you're throwing it all over everyone, and it's ruining the thread so fuck you.
>but he started it
And you kept it going. You're just as bad, if not worse. I'm done now, go back to shitting everything up you rascal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593454
Eh. It's alright. Mostly watched for the novelty value of the girls being Lovecraftian horrors in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593469
>Mocking one guy is shitting up the place
>Mocking you isn't
>Paladins going on about killing monsters isn't
>FUCK KC isn't
>ect isn't
Alp, I almost think you're jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593462
That's pretty amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593434
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593425
hi tusktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593484
But that's Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593483
If I pull that off will you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593486
Everyone is tusktard until further notice.

[Anonymous No.]

What would it take for her to convert you to worshiping Poseidon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593471
I would rather read about the adventures of Loki and how she turns poor, confused shotas into alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593486
but anon tusktard might get mad again and more keks may be had

[Anonymous No.]

I want to share a few pizzas with Junko after giving her a bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593489
It would be extremely pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593489
Would you still think she was pretty?
>>13593493
Extremely fun, high quality posts everywhere I look. Bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593491
Becoming the Aquaman of marine monster girls..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593452
Earlier today I was waiting around to watch a movie with a friend. We were discussing DBZA, and how they might characterize Perfect Cell. The following exchange was had.

>"Probably something like...someone who's in love with themselves. Obsessed with themselves. What'd you call that?"
>"A narcissist?"
>"No no...like, hugging the mirror, making out with themselves, that kinda shit."
>"...right, a narcissist."
>"No! Not a fucking narcissist."
>"...what do you think 'narcissist' means?"
>"Bah, someone who's always negative!"
>"...that's a pessimist!"

How do you not call someone an idiot for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593491
I don't even live near the ocean. It'd be faster for her to find someone else to convert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593489
No but she won't like it.
She is several battlescars under there. She doesn't like showing them to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593491
I want to marry Poseidon! She's the coolest Onee-san in the ocean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593491
What does the faith of Poseidon demand of me, and what benefits does it offer?
And how does it conflict with my existing worship of Amaterasu?
Can I just put a little Poseidon idol in my shrine and call it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593498
Most certainly not by dragging the whole thing on for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593498
You don't not call him one.

>>13593491
Nothing. I know they lie about Posieden being a big breasted Onee-san. She's just as much of a jerk and rapist as her real life mythos counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593492
How is that manga coming along? Any Loki fanservice?

Captcha, that's a swastika cake. I mean, that is good, but what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593496
>high quality posts
thank you sempai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593491
You got slutty nuns? Cause that's pretty hard to beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593508
that is food*

Also, bagels are hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593506
>hours
Should totally put that on the ticket.

>Taunt the Tusktard. It's hours of fun for the whole family!
Hours, now that's getting your money's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>M-maybe if I pose for them like this, anons will remember this is a thread about Monster Girls, not a toilet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593512
Do not fall for the slutty nuns.
Demons to some, angels to others, nobody escapes them.
You will find yourself in an experience without limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593523
This thread is now about idiotic taunting knife-ears who think humanboys care about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593525
It's too late. You opened the door when they rang the doorbell. Now you will taste their pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593523
You know we would have moved on if you didn't bring up us mocking him as shitposting, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593525
>do not fall
Heh
>for the slutty nuns

Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593523
I wanna lick that armpit.
yes, yes, those ears as well.

also >>13593534
get over yourself, you attention whoring faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593534
So now it's my fault? Guess I need to do penis... I mean penance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593523
I want to lick that cute little elf's delicious chocolate armpits.
And use her as my sex-toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593523
Keep it up Alp, and people will be back to telling you to fuck off and kill yourself soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13591884
Ah yes, this pleases me.
Sorry for late post, catching up with the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593523
Fuck off, I hope you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593546
>>13593551
You shouldn't be so mean to other people! Love and kindness make this world go around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593543
Seriously Alp.
When people are going at a guy for something genuinely stupid it's best to just let them be. Now let's get back to what the thread is about, like Jinkos is maid outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593558
We don't have Jinkos in maid outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593543
I hate that my waifu is related to you, you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593559
Let's ask .Less then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593523
see >>13593534 and >>13593551

>>13593558
the thought of a fit jinko in a short-skirted maid outfit, her tail lifting the skirt and showing her butt, is just... yum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593561
And who is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593555
That was some seriously good timing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593563
It is just yum.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593559
>>13593562
She should be either wearing it and totally against the idea of wearing said maid outfit,

Or poker faced with a blush.

I can't accept any other substitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593583
Is Yuugi close enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593583
I'm fine with those, but I can accept others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593587
But Yuugi is an Oni, not a Jinko.
As I said. No substitutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593592
Then you get nothing. What you want will never be.

[Anonymous No.]

I want it. I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593593
Would you even say it's not a valid option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593600
No. I regret ever using that shitty meme. Tigers need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593600
I would say it's a forced meme

[Anonymous No.]

New thing, starring a smug Anon and his equally smug NEET older sister
Christ, I didn't even realise how long I've been at this

Fire and Brimstone
http://pastebin.com/PBx2EK62
I'll delete it, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593593
But anon, I want it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593610
you don't need to delete monster girl pictures, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593620
Sorry. I just didn't what to take up an image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593610
>http://pastebin.com/PBx2EK62
We call him Nyanon because he's the cat that gobbles up all the rats and mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593610
I don't even know what to think of all that.

But I feel like I want more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593610
It needs smut anon.
Also the part which attempted feels and then deflected with cheap humor was pretty nice, pretty believable.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4

Oh ohh ohh ohh I got a girl named: 'Ram a lamb a lamb a lamb a ding dong'

She's everything to me.

Ram a lamb a lamb a lamb a ding dong.

I'll never set her free.

Cause her wool is fine oh fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593610

I need to play with a puppy or something, this bitch reminds me too much of my sister.

[Anonymous No.]

So you know how cats bring home mice and birds as gifts for their master right? Do you think Werecats would mimic this behaviour by bringing home mouse girls and harpies? Just imagine it, you're reading the paper when you hear shouting coming from the hallway and when you go to see what it is your Werecat throws a confused, half naked monster girl at your feet.

How do you deal with the situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593688
Well she's trying to build you a harem of submissive girls. For the both of you to play with together.

The two of you would tag team a Mouse Girl. She would hold her down and sit on her face while you pound away at her tiny mouse pussy. A moment to be shared between loved ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593688
"Damn it Jenna, this is the fourth time this week. Put her back before nyanon files a missing persons case again."

[Anonymous No.]

WIP from .less
http://puu sh/iaIQW/dd8faa631e.jpg
We need more MGs in lingerie, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593688
Once my cat brought an entire bird's nest back, eggs and all, and left it on my pillow.
It was very weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593701
Did he ever fully finish and color the Cupid one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593688
At least it's not a Slaver Ant. They kidnap the children of other species to raise them as their own. Good luck explaining that to the MGC Police Department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593708
>It's okay, officer. I have a valid Sabbath license for up to ten abductions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593618
What does it matter what you want? I want all kinds of things, like a young man who leaves his peaceful life behind to become and adventurer while his childhood friend Holst tags along to make sure he doesn't get hurt. But will I get it? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593735
I want to eat pizza fries off a Jabberwock's navel.
Will I get that? Hell no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593738
Thanks to .less' artwork, I now have a fervent desire to eat out a lingerie-wearing Jabberwock while she plays vidya.

Okay, really, any MG I like, but .less drew a Jabberwock so Jabberwock is what the desire is directed to at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593738
I want Anya to finally get a proper story. Will I get that? Nopey-nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593741
Junko got a gig, and will get more in the future.
Sucks to be Anya.

[Anonymous No.]

Oomukade has baked you cookies! Will you eat them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593743
>Junko got a gig
As roadie to MetalMorphosis?
>>13593745
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593746
>As roadie to MetalMorphosis?
No. She works at a Pizzeria and sleeps in an abandoned military cargo truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593748
Now where'd she find a truck like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593752
The junkyard. It was full of canadian squirtguns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593754
Fascinating development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593745
I throw her pathetic cookies on the ground and demand banana nut bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593741
>You will never go exploring the streets of the city at night with your Jinko lover
>You will never end up being stalked by a monster girl at a distance, while she just tells you to keep walking with her
>You will never end up being surrounded by several violent-looking girls--a few Manticores and some Oni girls to name a few
>"Looks like you two got lost. You should be careful, you know. It's a pretty bad neighborhood out here."
>Your waifu will never step forward and naively ask in her thick, Russian accent,
>"Ah, you think this is bad neighborhood?"
>You will never see them shrink as they decide to leave the two of you to yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593745
I would rather not accept food from people who might have a motive to drug me without my knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593745
>There's small bits of eggshell in them, here and there
>But you don't mind, seeing as you're flattered somebody you didn't even know liked you bothered to make cookies for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593745
Of course. It might not turn out so well, but there are probably worse fates than her.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets talk about centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593784
That's a dumb image.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what's supposed to be the negative meaning behind 'fanfiction' anyways? Not the first time it pops up, but everyone always seems to get the point implied.

I mean I thought pretty much every story posted here is... fanfiction of sorts? They do use some of the settings' concepts mostly.

Does the word apply to those made after original thing entirely, word to word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593816
Fanfiction gets a bad rep because of stuff that takes the characters of some pre-existing work and does something stupid with them, mostly by turning everything into gay porn and being badly written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593816
>So, what's supposed to be the negative meaning behind 'fanfiction' anyways?
Because of the connotation of fanfiction with retarded autistic people who writes fanfiction.
Just like the connotation of anthropomorphic animals with species-confused freaks that wear fursuits, or the connotation of modern music with bad modern music.

People don't want to seem to be guilty of being associated with such things so either they shy away from anything that could put them in a bad light or they try to excuse to everyone and even themselves their own faggotry in some ridiculous way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593816
It's the difference between writing a DnD module and writing stories about Drzzt where he meets your self-insert. By your logic MGQ and EMG are both fanfiction. And that's simply not the case.

There's a line between derivative or inspired works and fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

Single Dragon seeks cuddlebug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13589887
>Yet still can't defeat a normal human man Super Villain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593874
There's nothing mere about that mortal!

[Anonymous No.]

Nature awakens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593900
Time to plant your seed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593870
How tall is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593916
She's a big girl. And growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593610
>http://pastebin.com/PBx2EK62

Eh, they're explicitly said not to be pelvis destroyers despite their attitude and you guys still give them that reputation.

Maybe you knew that, but it makes the writefag seem unobservant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593923
You mean it goes against The Holy Canon? This writefag must recant his heresy or be burned at the stake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593923
>>13593929

For the millionth time, KC has stated on twitter again and again profiles are not set in stone. Any MG can be sub, dom, loli, CC, tsundere, kuudere, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593932
Hey, don't tell anyone, but my post was actually not meant to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593929
I only mentioned it because he used memes, otherwise I'd have not said anything. There's reinterpretations, and then there's memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593934
Yes, *your* post, anonymous. Not to be confused with anonymous. Or anonymous, or even anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593940
THE MEMES, JACK! There's nothing wrong with them.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593942
My post. This one>>13593929
You don't need to be a genius to figure out it's not written in all seriousness.
>>13593947
Finally getting Gurenn Lagann off my backlog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593943
>There's nothing wrong with them.

There's everything wrong with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593870
Come and join our beautiful family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593947
Thinking about centipedes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593954
Like how to get them in the shower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593947
I fell asleep at an appropriate time by accident, and I woke up at later 4 am. It's now 5 am

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593947
Waiting to see what Bethesda has planned this time. And playing some games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593958
>not liking their musk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593961
The same lines being repeated ad nauseaum, bugs, and a lot of fun for a while.
>>13593962
It's gross and only a sick pervert would like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593958
I want to bathe every inch of an Oomukade, and then give her a kiss for being good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593948
Yes, clearly I could not detect your facetiousness and thought you actually did believe canon was literally sacred and divine, and that someone should literally be burned at the stake.

And not just a misclick of post numbers. But you don't have to be a genius to tell that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593958
>having a shower
>centipede appears out of nowhere
>this is the closest I'll ever be to loving an oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593965
That's okay. Oomukades are sick peverts too, we'll be perverts together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593948
I swear to god Alp, if you start Row Rowing I'm going to punch you right in the nose. Enjoy the show. It's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593966
Would you bathe her with you tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593971
Well, you technically, you could get even closer to one by rubbing it on your D. You might even win a Darwin Award as consolation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593967
>misclick
I don't believe you. I think you're just using the hedgehog defense to hide the wounds of your heart! Wounds born from realizing your mistake! But can't you see that you're only hurting yourself by pushing people away?
>>13593976
>Alp
What's with the stalking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593977
I mean, I would be ok with that, but it wouldn't accomplish the same thing. She needs to be cleaned, not aroused. That comes later.

>>13593965
>The same lines being repeated ad nauseaum
What, you mean you didn't want to hear about a nuclear winter every ten seconds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593985
>nuclear winter
What is it citizen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593979
Nobody has to stalk you. You stand out more than an ostrich in a henhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593979
Hedgehog defence? I think you're confusing the hedgehog dilemma with the defence-in-depth anti-blitzkrieg strategy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_in_depth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog_defence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593953
My beautiful family only has Unicorns and Bi-Corns!

And maybe one or two Cancer's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593991
How? There was nothing in what I said that could possibly point toward me.
>>13593992
Live and learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syvHkz6OhIg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594003
>cancer
Great taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594012
>you will never be charmed by a cancer's mating dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594004
I will never divulge my secrets.You have a certain writing style plus you always have mecha everyone who's a longtime fan has already seen in your backlog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594017
It's the male's job to do the charming! Build a mound at the beach to stand out, and then dance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594017
I think PRW's Ushi-Loli is the only story written so far that involves a traditional mating dance by an MG. Too bad too, since it's a cute.

I wonder if he's finished with that story or is going to tie up some more loose ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594012
It's so I can get my Demonic Energy signature washed off so I can fuck multiple Unicorns without turning them into Bi-Corns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594019
>always
That's an overstatement. After Gurren Lagann I've got no mechas left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594026
You fool, you'll just get the cancer's energy signature all over you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594027
>Alp says this
>See an anonymous post in a week or two talking about clearing Vision of Escaflowne or Nadesico or Vandread or something similar off a backlog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594027
Watch the greatest mecha show of last year, Daimidaler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594020
I don't know if it works that way for cancers. They have that whole bubble courtship dance thing that they do, and she might think I'm trying to upstage her. The last thing I need is a dance off with a giant crab monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594032
That's why I have a Bi-Corn add her own bullshit harem magic into it to make me pure from demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594038
On that note, penguin girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594034
>Vision of Escaflowne
W-well now that you mention it... but after that I swear, I'm done with such silliness. Now let's talk about something else again. Like dancing with crabs.
>>13594039
No anon, that is exactly the excitement your life needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594003
It's currently the 3 of us but my 1st wife wants more

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi in sweaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594057
Would be comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594057
The lewdest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593692
>girls helping to get other girls raped

My. Fucking. Fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Would creepy old monster girls troll the internet for shotas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594090
You know they would. Or they'd get more involved in things like online gaming communities to have a foothold within the younger male demographic.

>CC MGs adding people to steam so they push ERP on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594090
>>13594101
You've got it all wrong. They'd pass out free candy for a couple weeks in the playground, then ask a their favorite to come help "mow their lawn" or "shovel their snow".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594105
They're not mutually exclusive tactics. There are many different flavors of predatory older monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594105
Does he get to sit in her lap if he's a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594113
Ufufufu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594111
I bet monmusu schoolteachers would love to set their tits down on the table as they work. My milfy coworker does that and it drives me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594120
Does she do it because she's oblivious or does she do it for someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594123
Damned if I know, she had the office all for herself before I came in. If she does, it's for me. She compliments my clothes a lot, so I guess there's a tiny possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594135
Shirou, for fuck's sake, she wants the D, your D!
Touch the office lady, call her baby!

[Anonymous No.]

Ratto buhgah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594101
>Playing TF2
>End up on a team with a great player who ends up being your pocket medic and the two of you dominate every game
>Finally, it gets late
>You add each other to play another time
>The next evening you sit back down at the computer and they message you asking if you want to hop in a game with them
>You do, and play until bed again
>This goes on for three weeks
>Finally it's a Saturday, it's raining out and you think you have a really bad case of the flu, so you're just going to sit there and watch your anime backlog while you try not to die
>They message you and ask for a game, you decline, telling them that you're not feeling good and that you're just going to relax
>They jokingly say they'll drop off some chicken soup for you, and you reply that it'd be a feat considering the two of you probably live on opposite ends of the country
>They tell you that they live in Maine
>Shit, you live in Maine, whereabouts?
>Brunswick? You live in Brunswick! Holy shit what are the odds?
>"Well hell man, when I'm feeling better let's go bro it up"
>They agree, and then add that the soup offer is still on the table
>Hey whatever, free food is free food
>You give them your address and go to try and make yourself as presentable as a person with a 102.7 fever can be
>About 2 hours go by, and you're thinking they were bullshitting you
>Just then there's a knock on your door
>You shamble over to answer it and there's a grey haired Cheshire
>"You thought I wasn't going to come, huh? I don't use that canned stuff, I made this from scratch" she says as she slips by you to walk inside
>She calls back to add "You weren't kidding, you look like hell, now come on inside away from the door and let momma take care of you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
I need an adult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
Huh. So that's why her steam name was MeowMomma. I thought it was just one of those goofy random names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594145
I want her V, but not a sexual harassment lawsuit. She asked about my latin dance hobby once, I have to invite her for a beginners course or something when it comes up. If she comes, I'll at the least have a great excuse to rub my boner all over her aunty butt and some nice memories to fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594175
You've got it good, kid. Just don't let it slip by. Unlike feminists would have you believe, asking someone out for coffee is not the same as raping them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
>tfw grey haired cheshire has more hats then you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
>tfw play Medic
>She is a shit Heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
>Get a Chesire for playing the fuckfest that is TF2
What happens if I play Red Orchestra 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594208
>there are people who can fuck-up playing Heavy of all classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
>now come on inside away from the door and let momma take care of you
Well, as long as she is only taking care of the sickness, and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
But I play medic.
Unless we take turns healing each other while one of us uses the ubersaw to create an infinite chain of invincible melee bullshit. Thats always fun to do.

Having a gentle older Cheshire look after me isn't my fetish, but I'd enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594220
Its surprisingly easy to fuck up if you don't know what to do. All I play are Medic, Soldier and Engineer if he's needed, so I suck as anyone else.
I hear Demo is easy too but fucked if I can get kills with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593610
>http://pastebin.com/PBx2EK62

Ah, there you are. I missed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593947
Just got back from a long walk in the countryside and will probably continue that cupid story I was doing.

I went out with too many layers on because rain was predicted, but ended up sweating buckets and looking stupid on a hot sunny day instead. Damn weather reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594243
Uhhh she'll obviously suck your dick too.

For health.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, now that it is finally officially confirmed I can look forward to something.

>>13594316
For whos health? Definitely not for mine, if I had a 102+ fever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594216
>poles and russians 24/7
Vampire? Wight? Rusalka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594333
What? Fallout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594316
>letting some strange old cat who walked in your door suck your dick

have we truly fallen this far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594343
I've been down here for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594343
>thinking we've fallen
>not at rock bottom since the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594343
MILF Cheshires are the shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594343
>Not liking cougars

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594343
Well, I mean, the old part isn't the problem for me. The guy is sick, she best wait until he feels at least a little better before sucking that dick. It's not like he's going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594365
I want a cougar Cougar Girl! And when I introduce her to my dad, he'll go
>Son, what the Hell is a "puma"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594343
Listen anon, you're using humie logic.

You've got to think like they do and dick sucking is a pretty good cure for a lot of things.

Anon will have his HOMEMADE FROM SCRATCH chicken noodle soup, say it's delicious, says he feels so much better, and then it's time for Kitty to get some milk.

Alternatively she'll just wait for him to sleep before teleporting back inside and giving him a sleep BJ.

Unless Super Wurm stops her of course for breaking and entering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594372
How would you tell her apart from a normal cat girl? Pumas are basically just huge normal cats, they even purr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594373
But her feet are outside the house, so she's outside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594379
She can jump good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594387
So can all catgirls. Moe story about kitty basketball team when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594373
But the time has come to tell you about Ultanubis, antithesis and archnemesis to Super Wurm, with powers comparable to Super Wurm!
What powers you ask? How about... the power of Tail Wagging? That do anything for ya? That's mofu-mofu, holmes!
How about the power to make a boy happy, from four hundred yards, with voice commands? That's loud wan-wan, Kyle!
How about... the power to move you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594373
>super wurm stops her from breaking and entering
>then does exactly what the cheshire was going to do
>sucking on that dick as a "reward for stopping the bad cat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594398
Probably never. Basketball would be boring to read about without Inoue's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594406
Does Super Wurm have a rogue's gallery now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592547
>>13592595
That's fine. I'm happy that you are updating it in any case.

[Anonymous No.]

So did folks have a heart attack or what's with the deadness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594407
Super Wurm already has a boyfriend silly.

>>13594423
You will never be Super Wurm's "Cat Woman"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594437
That's right, I'll never be that. I'll become the geeky civilian sidekick who learns her secret identity while trying steal her pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594439
What would a Wurm's sidekick even be named?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594444
CIVILIAN sidekick, meaning I'm the guy who gets on the computer and tells her on the Wurm-Phone who she's up against by checking their Facebook. I'd be her Otacon, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592506
>>13592772
>>13593019
Perfecto

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594446
Or the Penny to her Inspector Gadget

But she gets all the credit making villains and fans alike think she's smarter and more competent than she actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594456
All the while I'm treated as the bumbling, perverted comic relief. As nature intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594435
There nothing wrong with being dead for a little while.

[Anonymous No.]

Riddle me this you slithering simpleton! You indestructible imbecile! Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594462
"There's nothing wrong"? What are you, five? Gimme that sweet roll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594465
Nobody, Mr. White died after taking out Uncle Jack and his whacky neo-nazis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594465
Mr.President

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594465
Mr. Black

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594333
Fallout 4? It looks disappointingly similar to the third game, even in the way they did the trailer. The only big difference I see are that the world before the nukes will play a part in the story, so we'll probably be cryogenically frozen in the intro or something, and the protagonist actually talks now.

I'll still play it because despite Bethesda making buggy, broken games I still have a lot of fun exploring the world and becoming that lone hero who fixes everyone's problems.
I'll also probably end up wandering about in Enclave armour too, because they always have the coolest looking power suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>Bat Waifu is holding Infant bat Daughteru inside her wings as she nurses her
>While upside down
Status of your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594521
But anon.

I don't have a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594521
My heart stopped a long time ago, friend, you wont get me with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594533
How's the lich waifu, undead incubus anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594161
How do Christmas Cakes get grey hair? Unless that's the natural color of her hair and fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594465
>Hold up a playing card in the distance behind the Sphinx
>It's says "The President" on it
>Make a cute pointing gesture before running off with a bag of loot
>While listening to the sweet sweet sounds of justice ring out from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594343
Harblador wrote about something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594555
God I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594544
You know, same old, same old. Jesus christ. This caught me completely off guard, since my waifu actually is a Lich. Come on, man, why you gotta do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592992
Yeah but none are my ideas so I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594555
>'And I need justice in my life.'
>'Here it comes.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594554
55 is technically a Christmas cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594615
She's a cougar then? Lovely, I wouldn't mind seeing more stories like Harbladors where a cougar is the love interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594568
Hey no worries mine is too, lucky guess I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594554
I've had gray streaks in my hair since I was 16. My mom's hair has been almost solid white since she was twenty. It happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594566
Is it because I'll never write a full story about Super Wurm and her Arch Nemesis Villain boyfriend?

No worries, it would have ended on a bad note anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594635
There's only one way it could have been decently written anyway. And that's with flipping the genders of a certain dumb strong hero and his evil girlfriend to build a template from.

>Bejabbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594622
A cougar, yeah.
I love older women, I like to imagine that every monster girl I write about is mid 30's at the absolute youngest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593292
I want to sexually tease and flirt with dark elves at work, only to go down to the club and get taken home by a CC angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594650

>Thinking quickly, Super Wurm quickly assembles a grappling gun from a squirrel, some string, and a grappling gun
The perfect wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593321
Ok fine, then I won't touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594650
And what pairing would that be?

Besides it was already a "Cat Woman" BF with a dumb poor Wurm Batman.

I'm sure I could think of a better way to describe it but I'm busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594373
Chicken noodle soup is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594667
The hints are already there. I think it fits the wurm theme better than trying to make a straight batman parody. You barely have to change the quotes at all.

>Oh, I see. Just 'cause he has a diabolical laugh, and commands legions of henchmen, and has "Bad Guy" embroidered on all of his hankies, you assume he's evil. That's so shallow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594622
What story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594717
http://pastebin.com/43HAgJZr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594696
You take that back villain!

>>13594710
>That show

Ugh.

UUGGGHHHH...

Just...uuuugggggghhhhhhhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be raped by big, drunk monster girls only to turn the tables on them and slay them when they least expect it.

http://exhentai.org/g/344513/5e4b8dc01f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594735
>you will never get /ss/'d by a lonely, drunken onee-san type monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594735
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594735
>She's got a mouth between her legs
>She's not human, she's a monster
Oh god. I'm dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594740
>>13594735
>/ss/'d
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594752
The boy is a man already.
Manlier than many non-/ss/'s MCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594743
>Ew.
Don't give me that crap, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594735
>Shota
>Girl ends as the sub
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when Miia will never sex you
>tfw you will never sex Miia
>tfw Miia will use her tail to massage your prostate while you sex her, adding to both of your pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593741
Where would we even start with an anya story, her as space commander. some cave jinko. or some lumberjack in russia.

I cant write accents. i thought about writing her more then once, but i can only use 1 way of speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594735
>That fuckin bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594765
I just want to see Miia imaging herself pregnant and/or covering up eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594766
Just have her be the captain of a ship that's in rivalry with the MC's ship.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's get down to business~
To defeat~
Apophis~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594808
Does the Apophis even have an Anubis-equivalent yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594811
Man. Yes, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594811
Smaller apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594814
Lolipophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594814
A Dr. Evil and Mini-Me type ordeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594811
Anubis, Khepris, Sphinxes, Mummies, all can serve as servants and henchmen of both Pharaoh and Apophis.
Of course those who serve under Aphopis are more in touch with their 'monster' side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594821
>>13594823
Yes, a miniature, chibi clone she made using magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594828
No, her impressionable chuuni niece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594858
DEATH AND DESPAIR AWAIT THE PHARAOH AND HER LACKEYS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594868
What if she's in that rebellious phase and is pro-Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls can you take in a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594858
>And now Pharoah, my master will take your precious Anon an-
>"Abby, have you brushed your teeth yet? Your mom wants you in bed at nine so you have ten min- OH! Hello, Neffy, how are you doing this evening? I thought I wasn't scheduled to try and overthrow you till next week."
>B-but Aunti-, I mean, Mistress! i was about to tell her how you'd taken Anon and were going to do unspeakable acts to him! I don't have time for bed!
>"Anon? He left an hour ago, he just needed some sugar for something. Although I wouldn't mind getting to know him a little better."
>M-mistress!
>"Don't you mistress me! Do you know how mad your mother will be if you miss bedtime? Now get to the bathroom or no pancakes tomorrow."

[Anonymous No.]

Which girls are most likely to live in a Temperate Forest environment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594876
DEATH AND DESPAIR AWAIT AUNTIE AND HER LACKEYS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594877
Using what?
Fists?
Don't know, I'm fairly fit and know a bit about fighting but I honestly don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594877
None propably

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594877

None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594877
None, you can't defeat monster girls unless you have Gary Stu powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594877
Mice. I'll make so many ratburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry my NEET Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do a mock war battle with a dragon general in the future.

using living dolls as minions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ek3JvUBYaI&list=PLA1C13BE94FC21B88

the pay isnt bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594904
I'd rather rat balloons.'
They're like fairy balloons but bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594880
This is pretty damn cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594911
Sounds like a lark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594880
I imagined Aunty as an embarrassing lifer truchuuni, but that's very cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594883
Werewolves, Kitsune, Bear Grylls, doe centaurs, forest harpies, weremice, tiny salmon mermaids, weasel, squirrel and chimpmunk girls, dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594877
Probably an Alice and and maybe a Dormouse if I caught her sleeping but I couldn't bring myself to hurt a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594919
>>13594912
>Next morning is Aunty Apophis and Pharoah happily chatting over coffee while a confused Anon is getting glared at by a pouting mini apophis munching on pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594902
Nah, for about 1/4 of them you need a few levels in an RPG class to fight them on equal footing. Thing is just about everyone is the equivalent of an NPC peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594883
Spiders, lots and lots of spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594911
You're gonna need a lot of living dolls for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594930
Then get your ass to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a Human Boy, bored and sitting at the computer
>Decide to go on Hitbox to watch a vidya stream because you're simply that bored
>Looking at the main page
>Most of it is AAA trash
>Decide to search up an old classic you still love, a bit obscure
>One result pops up
>The username is a weird one, with lots of capitalized and capitalized letters, and writes out something girly and happy, you assume it's related to her species
>No viewers in it right now
>You decide to click it
>There's no talking in the stream for a few seconds, then you hear the voice
>It's somewhat deep and feminine, like an older sister
>She sounds incredibly excited and welcomes you by username to the stream, as she explains who she is, what's she is streaming, all that
>You assume she probably never gets viewers, or at least incredibly rarely
>She showers you with a few more thanks for joining the Stream, as she then narrates what she's planning on doing next in the game, with excitement and new-found determination in her voice
>You close the tab

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
What? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594926
I have like 16 levels in fisherman and 4 in commercial fishing does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594934
>intercrural with a swallowing finish
Living Dolls and Dullahans are so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
>with lots of capitalized and capitalized letters
You mean with lots of alternating capitalized letters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594949
For combat? No.

For taming or perhaps reeling in an aquatic waifu? I'm sure it'll help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594948
Because you like to hurt people. Searching streams run by the lonliest CCs, who just want to make people happy, give them that sweet taste of joy when they finally have a audience, watch as they pull out all the stops and the welcome wagon, then dash them with the simple press of a button

>>13594955
Probably something like
xXxCuTEwurMG1RLxXx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594960
I'm gonna catch me a Kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594963
>you like to hurt people
No I don't. I want to spend time with that lady with the good taste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594972
You're in luck, a kraken would probably love to catch a boy like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594981
>>13594972
>nobody wants a Mermaid
What's so great about Krakens anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594925
>"So uhhhh... what kind of shows do you like?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594985
>What's so great about Krakens anyway?
Ara ara tender loving femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594985
How the fuck does her tail even work? It looks like she'c crying from having her tail cut off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594985
First you catch the Kraken,.

Then with your uncontested control of the seas you go for the mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594985
Romantic, inky, and tentacles. Especially the tentacles.

Besides that mermaid is a huge crybaby coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
Mankind truly is the worst monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594994
Charybdis would be better for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594998
Is it as Ara Ara as the Kraken though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594980
Well OK, but would you convince that naive Wurm streamer to cook her Laptop to fix it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmeTamP2ik

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
This is not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
Asshole, that was probably an Oomukade trying to build confidence by practising online. Video games are probably the only thing she's confident talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594985
I'm a pen salesman!
My Kraken gf saves me thousands on ink every year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595006
Unfortunately no, but if conquering the seas is a priority then Charybdis is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594934
>only monster who gets a babby end.
>The kid isn't a monster girl AND looks like shit
Bravo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595021
Doesn't the lamia end with kids too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595014
Meh, the sea can go fuck its self then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
>you leave your computer satisfied and go downstairs for a well earned drink.
>"That will show that mouse girl pack of bullies i am not weak."
>Get back to your computer.
>Somethings wrong.
>That voice begins to drain from your speakers.
>"Did we not have fun anon, i was so lonely"
>holyshitwtf

>Few days pass
>You now have an annoying succuvirus constantly telling you to fap and hiding your homework.
>The mouse girls still steal your lunch every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594948
>>13594997
>>13595003
>>13595010
>>13595012
Man, didn't know we had Weenies here. Don't you want to bully old lonely desperate neet girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595037
I'm not a bully. I'm the one who is bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595037
No, bullying a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595037
No sir, I wish to remain in that stream and watch her play..I dunno LoL or DOTA everyone plays those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595046
>MOBAs
Nah fuck that, all sympathy is lost. If she's gonna play trash she'll be treated like trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
>Hitbox
The immersion is ruined, thanks a lot anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595037

No amount of bully will make your hurt go away anon, it's time to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594997
Do monster girls refer to themselves as 'monster girls' or just 'girls'?

Do they refer humanity as 'monster girls' or 'monster boys'?

Humans were the real monsters all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595050
Hitbox > Twitch

No SJW moderators banning games, no furry moderators adding emoticons of their boyfriend's fursona, better servers, less children, no copyrighted music bullshit. Shit anon, why are you on Twitch at all?

[Anonymous No.]

Are cartoon characters made real monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594877
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595061
Not if they're not Monster Girls as cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
>not wanting to bully her while in the stream so you can hear her crying.

Get on my level scum.

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>>13595053
S-Shut up Anon! I'll bully all the Monster Girls online and you can't stop me! I'll laugh at them, and make them do stupid shit, and act like some ditzy human boy who might actually be interested in being her friend, before I dash her hopes and laugh at her! Why didn't my parents love me as much as they did my older brother?

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>>13595063
But they are cartoons in 'real life' thanks to magic.
Like bringing your 2D waifu to the 3D world using mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595060
Because all the streamers I watch are on Twitch. I'm not just gonna up and leave the streams I've watched for years because of some gay corporate bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595069
If you're saying you want to fuck Jessica Rabbit, that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595056
>>13594997
>Games in which all regular monsters are monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there'd be a niche market for comforting/erotic audio aimed at lonely monster girls? A guy could make a reasonable living by talking into a mic about how much he appreciates specific types of monster girl. It'd be all fun and games until a tech savvy monster girl tracked you down and thrown you in the boot of her car, convinced that you were actually talking to her the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595056
Lanternon summed it up pretty well in his Paladin story, and kind of went to the logical conclusion of such thinking.

Monster Girls see human men as the males of their species. So to level the playing field they refer to human women as Hu-girls.

Human men would probably get called human every so often but many would have a preference for just using and Man, Men, Male, Boy(s)

Depending on the setting they might not like to be called monsters at all. Deminhumans, Mamono, or something that doesn't use Demon or Monster would be the nice or politically correct choice.

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>>13595072
O-Ok.
T-Thanks Anon.

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>>13594946
>Come back a few hours later to bully her more
>The stream has changed to a webcam view
>You see the girl's body hanging from the ceiling
>She streamed her own suicide, but nobody's seen it yet for it to be taken down
What do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595082
Wake up from this horrible nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595074
As long as she's a Shirohebi she's probably a Shirohebi I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595086
>she decides to return the favor by cleaning your ears and licking them when you wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594946
>>13595082
This is why "bullying" in these threads are the synonym of complete retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>You had a gloomy but cute childhood friend you always secretly liked
>She moved away just before puberty
>You meet her again years later
>She's turned into a tanned slut
>A real cock goblin, not a fantasy pure gyaru
>She offers you a blowjob for old times' sake
Would you take her up on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595067
>Not being the favorite child

oh so thats why you turned out the way you did :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595082
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595086
Well I did have a Shirohebi in mind when I wrote that.
>>13595089
>Shriohebi lap pillow
Or as much of a "lap" as Lamis have anyway, resting on her tail maybe? Either way I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595080
>You will never fuck Roger and Jessica's Bunny Girl Daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595094
Yes. It's not like there's anything to gain by saying no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595082
Try to download the passed stream so I can fap to her choking and twitching on the rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595094
I tell her I liked the old her and abandon her until she changes.

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>>13595073
>Monster girls living in dungeons
>They don't know that they're supposed to be guarding treasure
>They just want someone to be with
>cuddlebug of an arachne lives in a very obscure dungeon
>Nobody ever finds her home
>one day, an adventurer finally stumbles into her cave
>She's overjoyed
>She chases him all over the cave, trying to cuddle with him
>But every time she catches him, he bats her with his club
>It doesn't hurt, but it's very rude
>He grabs that shiny gold thing at the back of the cave
>Suddenly the entrance is sliding closed
>Adventurer escapes under the stone slab just in time
>Now poor arachne is stuck alone forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595094
Where's that one 4 panel image of a slut being turned into a cute, respectable girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595074

I think I'd enjoy ASMR made by MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595082
Laugh and take a screenshot.

Caring that much about stream viewers is just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595089
I want to deepthroat a Shirohebi's tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595110
>Laugh
Edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595105
For what reason?>>13595105

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595097
Sh-Shut up! I don't need anyone! All I have to do is find some random stream and laugh at the lonely Streamer, since no matter what she'll always be more pathetic than I! Bullying Master Race!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595107
I would imagine many monster girls would create dungeons with a fat sack of loot at the end to try and capture adventurer husbandos that come to raid their dungeon.

It would actually make sense for there to be hundreds of seemingly 'abandoned' temples overrun by dark cults, dungeons filled with monsters, and lairs with high level monsters, all with a very specific reward at the end all over the world, unlike other non-monster-girl settings.

[Anonymous No.]

Who brought all the suffering in here? Everyone have a happy wurm and cheer up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595121
Red Wurm goes three times as fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595121
Wurms are shit, I want to make a Wurm streamer cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595113
I bet it's hot. I'd rather fap to it live, though. As she kicked the chair away I'd pull out my rock hard cock and fap like crazy right in front of my cam, so she could see my lust for her but be unable to save herself anymore.

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>>13595111
I like to imagine a Shirohebi calling me a slut or something when she does depraved things to me. Just because I picture this almost shy, soft and sweet voice that contrasts her dirty talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595129
You're just awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595104
You can watch her shatter all your fond memories of her as she sucks you off like a pro, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595129

>edging this hard

wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595135
How would my fond memories be shattered by her making me feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595082
Wow, that's brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595129
That's some legit stupid right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594406
Super Wurm is adorable, but I'd be rooting for this villain all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595146
Of course you would, Anubisfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595120
That is exactly Echidna's dating strategy. Fill their lair with loot to attract adventurers and traps and shit to test them. Anyone who can clear the dungeon has proven their worth as a strong mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595094
Do salmon swim upstream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595082
I didn't want to take my bullying this far, I probably break down crying and wonder what I need to do for redemption

I just wanted to bully, not murder fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595118
Anon if you don't stop your bullying ways you'll be sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595153
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594880
This is adorable.

Might have to use this if I ever resume writing that Apophis and Pharaoh SoL...

[Anonymous No.]

What if you were the one streaming and gained an audience of MGs? What would you do then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595168
Helicopter on webcam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595121
I want Wurm-chan to stream her exploits via gopro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595168
tell them MGs are sending me threats and to donate to my patreon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595168
Continue to play games like normal and maybe shoot the shit with the viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595179
GO HOME GAMER BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595148
Would an Echidnas lair be large enough to the extent that it can house multiple communities of monstergirls and their husbands?

I'd imagine that the same would apply to a Vampires castle, except you'd see monstergirl equivalents of monsters in the Castlevania games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595168
Act all cute and innocent, make double entendres, drown in NEET bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595168
I don't know why I would be streaming but I'd get nervous with more than four people watching.

Try to ignore any flirting, and this >>13595181

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>>13595094
Hahaha-No.

That's just plain disappointing. I'd just give a look of deep disappointment, before going on a date with the MG GF I met in college.

>>13595108
She doesn't really turn all the way to "Respectable". Just goes from looking and acting like a whore, to looking a bit slutty, and acting pretty cute.
So seemingly coming along quite well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595193
I know how the original manga is, I'm just talking about that one edited image where the opposite happens.

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>>13595199
Original manga? I thought we were talking about just some stand-alone image.

The fact that the text in the last panel had her saying she "Didn't want to talk about the old her" when complimented about her improvements, made me think it was just a stand-alone image anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595212
Originally "the old her" means the good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595212
>I thought we were talking about just some stand-alone image.
Yes, yes, that one edited image. Forget the manga part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595154
If people bully out of their own insecurities, do you think a CC Monster Girl who was patient and confronted someone who tried to bully her, try to help him and find out his own insecurities from lacking love, and showering him with love, kindness and healing showing him to be a kind loving submissive Househusband who wants to please his wife in any way possible?

Would that happen?

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>>13595189
I would assume so, lair neighbors would be likely if not whole communities. They are very rare and powerful and wealthy. Other monsters would hang around because the Echidna is attracting men, and each one would just be another test for her future husbando to overcome. I would expect mimic's hiding in her loot and gargoyle statues and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595218
>>13595219
Seriously I thought it was just a stand-alone image done to be contrary to his normal stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>Your monstergirl imouto tearfully screams that she hates her onii-chan and never wants to see you again.

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593022
>Mystery box
>Thought of anubis
>I am now stuck on a planet surrounded by hundreds of jackal-headed death gods

SG-1 please send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595239
That's my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595239
I think this would be the inevitable result of someone attempting to bully a powerful MG, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595252

I don't even know ya, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595252
Put on a robe with holes for eyes. She's my precious little sister, and if she really hates me that much, it's better if she never sees me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595252
Leave. Especially if it's her. She's dangerous as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595252
Wonder what I did to earn this little shit screaming at me while I'm trying to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595218
>>13595219
Really, if this is an edit, it's impressively well-done...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595267
Hey, I've actually read that. I like it better this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595168
>Streaming
>Suddenly you hear a loud crash at the door
>Before you know it you're pushed to the floor
>It's the cops
>You quickly realise that some bitch must have swatted you
>The Manticore police end up raping you on stream infront of a couple of hundred viewers
>Your subscriber count skyrockets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595254
>>13595255
So what Monster Girl would you want to attempt to bully before she confronts you on your insecurities and heals you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595282
oomukade

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>>13595279
Yeah, found the actual doujin it's edited from when I was looking for the image. Really, just took a Google Search. The doujin came up first, the edit was third.

Definitely like the edit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595283
How can someone with a shit ton of their own insecurities help someone with theirs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595267
Just anon being a faggot about muh pure girls.

Seriously, shit like this makes me wonder why I hang out with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595282
Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595282

Something powerful or strong willed.

Lilim would probably be the best at it but they're awfully rare and not my first choice.

I kind of have a thing for provoking the physically tough monstergirls into raping me.

So Hellhound, Ushi Oni, Ogres, and Onis would probably be my prime choices. Helps that they're more common too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595292
Because we love you in only a semi-Alp way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595292
Because deep down you know you're all about it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595288
Maybe not going with threadcanon will help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595281
>>You quickly realise that some bitch must have swatted you
>Hello, 911? There's a virgin NEET holed up in a nerdcave at Rape Avenue 20 B 18! Please hurry, he looks like he's never gonna score!
>Haa~ Haa~ He looks so cute being milked for the first time~...
>I wish I could rape a virgin boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595282
Yeti, start making fun of her for her huge paws only to be met with understanding, hugs and words of comfort as she sees the reasons behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like it if your monster-girl Onee-san picked you up one day and told you you are going to become her cute, little servant-boy from now on while forcefully undressing you and kissing you, raping your mouth and throat with her tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595282

A ushi of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595292
>Hurr muh sluts

You're not any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595292
I luv u 2 fam

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595281
>having a manticore in any position of power
Alright, that's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595315
Yes, especially if she's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595310
Alright then, how would a smelly flat chested insect who can only use venom heal your emotional insecurities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595079
>Lanternon summed it up in his Paladin story
Which was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595315
[ ] Flip over shoulder
[ ] Sweep the leg and put in a body bag
[x] Power Bomb
[x] Body Slam

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595335
He only has the one about paladins, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595315
Be her cute boyslut of course and accept!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595267
Reverse corruption gets my boner going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595315
>little servant-boy
Can't she call me something else like soon-to-be husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595315
She will be dearly missed by all, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595318
>implying

I prefer sluts, but I'm not such a faggot that I need to edit an image from a manga artists hat I all about sluts or demand that every girl be a slut. This is as bad as the faggots who demand good ending in what is meant to be suffering, so yeah, I am better.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in a captive breeding program with a Ren Xiongmao!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595344
I haven't got my hands on his stuff yet and titles don't reveal anything related. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595368
>Whatever
Don't be like that. Everything here is about Paladins.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595362
I want to be in a captive breeding program with the most endangered girl, Paladin! After the warriors capture one and chain her to a rack, I'd gently but firmly impregnate her to produce new boys for adoption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595376
Paladin is the most popular attraction in Monster Girl Zoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595376
Boymaker can't be beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595376
>chain her to a rack

We talking public use here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595385
>Succusluts using strapons filled with harvested cum to rape Paladin POW's
boner no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595398
No, it's just to keep her from attacking me or escaping. Although it can be a nice stocks / rape rack contraption on the town square, if you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595400
What? I was just talking about a female Paladin being captured in MG land and put in a zoo. To entertain the daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595374
Huh, I was checking the other one, without the '2'. No idea why even making two profiles to begin with.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595313
>Start bullying a Yeti
>She doesn't even seem at all offended and just smiles, asking you what's wrong
>You continue but she dismisses it and hugs you telling you to let it all out while stroking your back.

>"Do you want to tell me what's wrong?"
>"The only thing that's wrong is your big dumb paws!"
>"Here. Let me pull you into a hug. There. Do you feel better? If you want to let out what's bugging you I'd be more than happy to listen.
>"Ah no! Get your paws off of me!"
>"You really should stop blaming yourself. It's OK to move on."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595405
Her body and mind were steel, tempered by her training and lifelong discipline. Or so she thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595398
That's how you get syphilis. You don't want syphilis, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595405
I am into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595409
Oh. I thought it was a raping zoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595418
STD don't exist in hentailand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595267
>>13595279
I can't get it with google, someone mind sharing the name of the original?

[Anonymous No.]

>They don't have waifus who let them keep a paladin slave to produce strong heirs for all of their daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595427
No it's a nice zoo. The MGs from exotic lands live there to entertain the guests and are free to leave any time.

Except the Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595315

>be 4 year old cuddle pillow (at least thats what onee-sama calls you.
>Stroll around house trying to catch the mouse girl that only shows up when you are alone for a few minutes.
>Parents never believe it's somebody else stealing the cookies, they have no idea how you can climb so high though.
>Hear door open, mouse girl vanishes. A deep feminine voice sighs.
>2 tired snake eyes come around the corner. They begin to focus on you.
>You can see the eyes turn into hearth shapes as your onee-sama lowers herself to your eye level.
>she licks you cheek and you giggle.
> "Grab your onee-sama a drink would you"
> Getting all excited about having a new purpose you hobble run to the low cabinet which contains package of white stuff your onee-sama likes so much.
>You run to the living room where you know she is relaxing.
>before you reach her, her tail coils around you and brings you closer.
>you fall on her lap and she hugs you tight.
>Your going to be a cute little servant-boy when you grow up wont you.
>You just grinned, unsure of what she meant but glad you where getting praised.
>She then proceeded to reward you with the tongue wrestling game mama and papa cant know about.
>It feels nice.
>You quickly fall asleep in her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595415
>TFW keep trying to bully a Monster Girl
>She keeps being incredibly kind, understanding, and trying to help you
>Eventually break down in her arms crying on her shoulder
I want this badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595416
I'd prefer a missionary rack so I can look her in the eye as I creampie her.

>>13595418
Syphilis is a low price to pay for sloppy seconds with a Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595385
>Monster/human couples going to the zoo to see Paladin girls humiliated
>Three times a day the Paladin girls are raped by men under the effect of raging mushrooms infront of everyone
>The act is met by a mixture of laughter and arousal from the crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595435
>While sobbing, you ask her why she's been so nice to human scum like yourself
Fuck I don't know, why would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595415
Sounds lovely, except I wouldn't try to bully MGs in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595430
>cheating on your monster lover, even with family-benefiting intentions
>with a damn human of all things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595452
What if it's a nice human and the MG is cool with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595361
>I'm not such a faggot that I need to edit an image from a manga artists hat I all about sluts or demand that every girl be a slut
>What are doujins of every fucking animu and mango ever

Nah, you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595409
You know, this has potential

>Paladin POW
>Her squadmates get raped and husbando
>Has to watch as they fall into depravity
>She's sold/kept by [insert MG]
>Said MG has many daughterus who she is made to look after
>It gives her something to do, an dsomehow soothes her heat
>Over time, beloved by the children in the village/wherever, as auntie paladin
>Eventually succubizes due to the exposure to DE and goes to make babies for her "nieces" to play with

Or gets taken by one of the incubi who always liked her/she always liked. I don't know I'm just a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595439
I bet some human sonnus adopted to monster mothers would develop a forbidden fruit fetish for paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595415
I could imagine this working if anon had just been rejected by his anubis co-worker and he was feeling bitter about it so lashed out at the nearest girl with meaty paws.
>>13595452
Maybe the monster girl is a bicorn, I could see one being okay with a human girl in the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595456
Well, I just don't know then. If my wife would be 'cool' with something like that, I'd likely want to part our ways with her first of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595460
>Or gets taken by one of the incubi who always liked her/she always liked.
That. I like it when they get corrupted by those sweet, sweet corrupted childhood friend creampies. Every time he screams out how much he loves her as his tainted seed floods her depths she comes one step closer to growing horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595460
That sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595434
more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595435

>She invites you to her place
>Once there she keeps silently hugging except with the occasional "It's OK"
>You fall asleep while being hugged
>You wake up to find yourself in a bed being hugged like a daki by the Yeti who wears gentle smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595458
>every doujin ever is about sluts
>bitching about sluts in the thread about the monstrous women who live for the dick

Scowling Joker.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595489
This sort of thing. This is the only sort of thing that you guys do that can bother me. This is real suffering. Why, friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting to try and break from her hug you hug her back and shortly fall back asleep
>When you both wake up, she invites you for a breakfast.
>You feel guilty; that you're taking advantage of her kindness
>But she insisted
>After breakfast you decided to leave
>At least for now.
>The Yeti just smiles as you go and tells you that if something's bugging you that you can always come back and she'd be more than happy to listen.

[Anonymous No.]

It just hit me I really want a MGE version of a Satori. Touhou's take on them is way off what they're meant to be like and a lewd monster girl that can read minds would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595476
I've got your back, anon
http://exhentai.org/g/476552/d649ab9e49/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595541
I'd insist on taking her out to coffee as thanks at least, at that point I'd feel guilty not repaying her kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595547
They'd be Japanese Yetis with ESP-related powers I assume?
>>13595550
You're a pretty cool guy, I hope you live a happy and fulfilling life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595547
I want a Kelpie girl for certain kinds of stories.

If you know what a Kelpie is you'd know what kind of stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592382

You fucking bastard. You just had to remind me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595541
Best go back to her the next day. It's not often you meet someone like that.

>>13595567
You know, in my head I confuse Selkie and Kelpie pretty often, just from the names. A kelpie would be terrible though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595567
>Kelpie
I'm okay with horse pussy but why would you want to give it a murderfish personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595567
>Kelpie
Demonic rapetrain Centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595565
>They'd be Japanese Yetis with ESP-related powers I assume?
Pretty much. They'd be Pipangu's version of yetis.
>>13595567
Had to look that one up, pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595576
>A kelpie would be terrible though.

Why?
>>13595585
>>13595589
Think about where they live and what famous "animal" they're connected with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595591
>Pipangu
Zipangu, holy shit how did I even manage that. Even a Wurm isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595434
> Pick up onee-sama from middle school with your mama because its raining.
> Its one of those cars where there is no back seat behind the drivers seat because thats where mama's tail goes.
> You can hear her tail tip press on the brakes and you patiently wait until she releases you from your seat.
> She removes the child lock and opens the door with her tail after she removes it from the little box next to you.
> You grab the giant umbrella and step through the door of the only backseat.
> Mama told you where a big boy now and could get your sister yourself.
> She lazily begins to play on her phone after opening the umbrella with her tail as you hold it up.
>You walk through the gate carefully towards the entrance.
>You don't notice the all the stares an whispers around you as you hold the giant umbrella.
>"Are you lost little boy" a very white tall girl you almost bumped into asks.
>The rain did not hit her but you where to focused holding the umbrella upright.
>I am bringing onee-sama an umbrella like a good servant.
>Her eyes turned extremely red and she licked her lips. "I bet you would make a great servant"
> A scaled red tip hit her on her head. "Leave my little brother alone drasia"
>You onee-sama quickly picked you up and slithered to the car.
>You stick out your tongue from concentration as you try to keep the rain from hitting her tail.
>You fall asleep on your onee-samas lap on the way home.
>You where petted long after falling asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595148
>guy clears the difficult dangerous dungeon
>gets to the end
>"uh... where's the treasure?"
>Echidna pops up and announces herself as the reward
>guy is annoyed at the lack of treasure, and thinks the Echidna is pretty egotistical to do this
>just leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592382

I swear to God you made me fucking find this you asshole. So now it's time for feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13594024
It's basically done. I might add in a lewd final scene at some point for the hell of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595331
>>13595345
So you would let her fondle your ass and crotch all he wanted?

She would make you go around the house either naked or in a tiny, tight swimwear and whenever she invited her friends over they would call you names like 'boy-slut' or 'Nee-san's little cum-slave' while they tease you and molest you.

Then your Onee-san would fuck you in front of all her friends in the most embarrassing of positions while they all watch and masturbate the scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595613

she was the one zelda companion i literally never gave a shit about the entire game. the only thing i remember with fondness is chasing her with that enchanting melody when you still had no idea how annoying she was

navi and midna best companions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595613
Let me get this out of the way:
Spirit Tracks Zelda is best Zelda
Fi is best Zelda girl
Midna and Link are the best OTP
Groose and Linebeck are the best bros

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon! I heard you touching yourself to pictures of monster girls again! What will it take for you to realize you're turning your back on the human race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595637
The human race not turning its back on itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592547

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

>MFW more faschist MGs
>MFW umlaughts missing from Führer
>MFW autism getting in the way of doing anything productive today
>MFW i'm remembering that i'll never live up to personal expectations on a story
>MFW laughing is easier than crying about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595341
>>13595355
I see... What if after she told you that, you grabbed her, and using your own weight and fortunate position you surprised her by pulling her into a wrestling movement and slamming her into the ground so hard she lost consciousness from the blow to the head?

She would take up, slowly and drowsy, unsure of where she is or where you went to. Your Onee-san would try to move, only to discover that you have bound her and taken other precautions to prevent her escape. She would struggle against the bonds and call you a little worm and belittle you, but her resistance would only make your penis harder.

You would start by teasing her to the point near-orgasm for hours, her suffering only increased thanks to the aphrodisiacs you administered to her. Her screams would get louder and louder which each lick, nibble and bite until she begged you to fuck her, which is when you would ram your cock against her gushing slit, making her cum instantly.

You would fuck her for hours, her screams able to be heard through all of the neighborhood and her back arching so high you could swear she is going to break.

After hours of relentless punishment you would fall at her side, her face twisted into a tongue out ahegao, with drowsy, red eyes with endless tears of immense pleasure running down her cheeks. You would cuddle alongside her and fall asleep with her still in binds.

But her punishment isn't over. You would repeat this routine for several days without letting her out of her restrains, ironically tending to her bound body like the servant she wanted you to become.

It would be an entire week before she learned her lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595602
What a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595637
I don't want to become an incubus, so I'll never actually fuck one. Relax, its just a porn fetish, I like some seriously weird shit in my porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595620

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595637
Because society sucks, both monster and human society. I want to retreat to a nice cave somewhere with a cute Oomukade and live our lives in peace away from all the madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595644
it's okay, don't live up to anyone's expectations and write anyways!
write about lizardgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595602
sleeping now.

maybe il continue if people care enough, but that probably wont happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595637
Once humans stop being so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595666

https://youtu.be/9qOdggdLPLM?t=351

>That spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595646
I suppose I could live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595669
It's cute enough to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595671
At least we're not as bad as the rapist animals you traitors love so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595619
You should totally write an epilogue about her reaction after he drags her into the room. I mean, that blend of her sexual dreams coming true versus the whole "if you get raped, you might die" thing would make for some interesting/hilarious reactions on her part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595684
>At least we're not as bad as the rapist animals you traitors love so much.
Humans are far, far worse then monstergirls. At least with monstergirls, the worst you'll get is raped because they love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595596
>A Loch Ness girl.
Hmm, could be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595715
Yeah, it'd be easy to please her too.

She just needs 3.50

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595710
Both sides are shit
Monsters only want you as a power source deep down, and you have no say whatsoever in the matter at any rate.
And do I even need to explain why the religious zealot human side is shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595541
Is she trying to break me? Why can't she be mean, why can't she get angry, why can't she hate me? It's not right for her to act like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595719
There's something suspicious about this post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595728
But monster are slightly less shit then humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595561
>>13595576

>As you left you realized just how good you felt. Not just physically although being hugged like that certainly was nice.
>Things just seemed to feel right
>You went about your usual routine.
>But you felt you had to repay her.
>Even if it was something as simple as getting a drink together
>As you went through your day you had a renewed vigor which certainly caught the attention of those familiar with you
>The next day came and you returned to the Yeti's home
>You stumbled over your words a little but asked her out
>She giggled at your nervousness and agreed without hesitation.
>So you traveled to that cafe you always liked.
>After you ordered some other Mamono you bullied in the past walked by, looking surprised that you of all people were on a date.
>They asked the Yeti how she could ever go out with "scum like you"
>She gave a bit of a laugh "You call him scum but all I see is a nice young man with problems like anyone else."
>She turned at you and smiled.
>The other Mamono left, confounded and doubtful, wondering if you used a trick on the Yeti or something.
>After the little date, she thanked you.
>You were wondering this for awhile so you asked why she's so nice to you.
>In response to your question she hugged you
>And then she told you she was a bully in her younger years but only as a way to vent
>You find it hard to believe someone like her could've been a bully but you don't doubt her.
>"And besides, seeing you happy is it's own reward." she finishes hugging you a little tighter

god damn I silently lurk one minute here and the next I'm writing walls of text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595739
Both sides are shit though. Just because regular shit is preferable to diarrhea doesn't mean you want to eat either of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595620

>Your Onee-san letting her friends press on her stomach to feel your cock inside of her, getting flustered when they ask if she's gotten pregnant yet
>They watch and schlick as wet clapping noises intensifies and semen starts dripping out of her snatch
>Their faces when your Onee-san puts you in Reverse Piledriver and licks at your rosebud and jerks you off, nearly making you orgasm into your own face
>Their faces when your Onee-san fucks you in a sort of reverse doggy style that she absolutely loves because of how much like her predecessors it is
>Taking your cock in her paws and pointing it away from you, towards your balls and sliding herself onto you from behind
>Using her vaginal muscle control to lock you inside of her onee-chan pussy and milking you of every last drop
>MFW she even lets one of her friends suck your balls to get you to dump that precious otouto seed into your onee-chan faster while her hips shake and quake against your ass, forcing you farther into her
>MFW the nerdy Cyclops in the corner who's practically soaked to the bone in her own juices tremulously stutters out "H-h-hooray for ovulation"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595739
>But humans are slightly less shit then monsters.
FTFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595743
Yetis are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595743
>A Yeti was a bully when she was young
Alright, that's amusing. Well, she really does seem to want to help, so she definitely deserves to be loved. Embrace it. Embrace the Yeti love, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595753
>This is what tinheads actually believe
Good Goy, protect our- I men your cities and banks from the evil monster menace, they wish to destroy everything! Remember that you can do no wrong as a superior human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595751
More

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595743
Heart warming stuff. Yetis truly are wonderful
>And then she told you she was a bully in her younger years
And now I'm having images of a yeti in a banchou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595751
>MGs just watching as you get milked by your Onee-san
Yes, this is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595781
>yeti in a banchou.

Yes. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595770
>traitor wants to argue morality
Maximum overkek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595797
Lilims know what's best for Humanity. The morally right choice would be letting them lead us to a better tomorrow today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595751
Boner stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595803
>This is what traitors actually believe
KekOverflowException at line 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595821
Humans suck, we should submit to girls who are better than us.

Come on, being a househusband is a nice life, why not accept it? Why fight for a crueler and more brutal future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595803
Guy who thinks both sides can fuck off here:

NO. The Lilim are just as much control freak morons as the Order are. The Order demand you worship a god who wants you dead, and the Lilim demand you give your very soul to a monster for the rest of eternity.

Want to go about things your own way? No, fuck you, follow the Order teachings or get chained to a monster who thinks sex is the most important thing in the word for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Loki daughteru just walked up to you while dressed in cardboard armor said she wanted to be the fighter in a party.
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595831
>househusband
But beta-kun, not everyone is like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595821
I want a Lilim to run for president on a Monster freedom platform! I want to see her promise to give back the freedoms the humans have so cruelly take away from them. I want to see her win and make drastic changes, like limiting the amount of pure human marriages, or expanding the MGC project, or smiting evil paladins!

[Anonymous No.]

>You saw the Yeti back to her home
>She thanked you for the wonderful time out.
>You were about to leave and ponder what to do tomorrow but she called out to you.
>When you turned around...
>She gave you a kiss right on the lips
>You tried to say something but words failed
>"There. Now I've properly thanked you."
>She turned around and head in her door way, winking at you before shutting the door.
>You're definitely going to have to see her again soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595831
Dude stop, the system can't handle anymore keks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595843
So a Lilim Hitler?

I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595851
But overloading the kek reactor is what he wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595840
*loli
Goddamn autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595843
Oh traitor-kun, you are so funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595858
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CODE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595852
She's no Hitler, he was a huge jerk. She would be nice and caring, and would only do mean things to make a better world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595869
So...Hitler then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595832
Lilims will make us happy though! And keep us safe! Don't you want eternal love and happiness? Lilims are the path to it!

>>13595841
Don't worry, you just don't know better!

>>13595869
Woah now, Hitler wasn't a bad guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595400
>>13595439
>>13595460
Yes. This pleases the boner.

>>13595429
I don't remember. Just google "Mizuryuu Kei Reverse Corruption", should be the first result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595849
>You're definitely going to have to see her again soon.
Indeed. She should be loved tenderly for her understanding and caring nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595864
Too late.
Now your son-in-aw is a horse and your granddaughter is a eight-legged centaur.
Also your daughter has a penis. And she did it all because she wouldn't be the Goddess of Tricks if she didn't trolled her own father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595874
I meant Hitler without the dozen or mental issues. No mustache either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595632
>Spirit Tracks Zelda is best Zelda
Haven't played it so I can't really dispute that.

>Midna and Link are the best OTP
Agreed wholeheartedly.

>Spoiler
Yes, yes indeed.

>Fi is best Zelda Girl
For just a moment passing over Midna, I'll instead say I like Cia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595876
>being this brainwashed
I'm dying here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595896
>Unironically thinks Hitler went after "The 6 gigabillion"
>I'm the brainwashed one
Good goy, fight for human freedom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595879
Got it, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595849
This yeti is starting to seem like wife material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595876
>Everyone has to be a househusband like me
That's why no one likes you traitor scrubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595914
Don't worry, you just don't know what you like! A good v-ing should show you what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595903
>traitor thinks he isn't brainwashed
Aw, that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595914
You could always be a waiter, or a butler, or a "actor". There's lots of jobs for a man like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595919
>implying there is a force stronger than the D
Git gud, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595927
I think I'll go with "monster slayer".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595927
I want to work at the Butler cafe, wear nice clothes, sit in Monster Girl's laps, and make my Mistresses happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595886
Well, time to cope.
Bring out the mead and valkries because I am Odin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595934
If you don't like monster girls then you should probably leave the monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595886
>your granddaughter is a eight-legged centaur.
I thought Slephnir had 6 legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595930
>a force stronger than the D
Love and Understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595927
>butler
Yes

>that feel when some girls ask to be served specifically for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595934
You can't act like an emo teenager all your life. This is why men get raped.

>>13595935
See? This man just wants to make the nice monstergirls happy. Why can't you be more like him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595942
Don't worry, I'll only slay the really bad ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595935
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595944
Eros pls, go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595944
That's just a variation of the D. You can't have love and understanding without the D.

Like ice and water elemental attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595949
Sorry senpai, but I could never be as beta as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595965
How is wanting to make others happy beta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595949
>You can't act like an emo teenager all your life. This is why men get raped.
>that full color Rikka rape doujin but with monmusus brutally enveloping a schoolboy with every hole
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595969
Ask me that after you ditch the apron and the ball gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595935
Or work at a host bar. Lonely ara ara christmas cakes come in to be served drinks and have a man keep them company. I hear the turn over rate is pretty high though, once a monster girl gets drunk she usually snatches the host and takes him home with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595965
>>13595969
Sometimes I wonder if Paladins are so bitter and angry because they're lonely. That's why we need to get them Monster Waifus ASAP, so they can be with someone loving and kind and understand what life is all about!

>>13595983
Don't be cynical, there's nothing wrong with dressing up in cute cloths to make your waifu happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595983
Don't stereotype and answer the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595990
I'm bitter and angry because these cum guzzlers won't leave me and everyone else alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595983
>Waifu asks you to wear an apron for her
>"Wow do you think I'm some beta cuckfuck? I'm a manly man alpha who will rape you URRGH!"

Damn, no wonder you turned to monstergirls if you're this pathetic even in the context of making your partner happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13590133
Nope. Eight legs.
Maybe she'd be a centaur with four legs and four arms, instead of eight legs.

Too bad KC isn't into anything with more than two arms or one head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595965
>Sorry senpai, but I could never be as beta as you.
You're arguing semantics with people on a Cambodian Scripture board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595998
>>13596003
>performing a womans role
>not beta
Well then I guess I was wrong :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595775

Get the original person to write more. I'm too busy playing Diablo and being a shitty excuse for a writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596007
Of course, on my quest to becoming the ultimate beta, my path lead me here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595943
Nope. Eight legs.
Maybe she'd be a centaur with four legs and four arms, instead of eight legs.

Too bad KC isn't into anything with more than two arms or one head.

Fuck misquoting.

[Anonymous No.]

What would Monster Girls think of our Traitor/Paladin arguments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596027
>Monster Girls
>think
Oh please, they only think about the one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596027
They get in the way of getting sex.
Unless you're a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596011
Cooking is just for women now?

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596027
Cheshires would pose as human traitors to get reactions while grinning like only a smug cat can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596039
>implying
No you're right, doing as your waifu/mistress tells you is not beta at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596027
The ones that want teach the grumpy ones love would go for the Paladins, the ones that want a boy that will always try to make them happy with a smile would go for the traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596049
What about those who don't want a beta cuck? Or are there traitor alphas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596047
Again, what's wrong with trying to make your partner happy in a relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596043
I want to carry around a chubby loli wurm and blow raspberries on her belly

[Anonymous No.]

So is eros the goddess of delicious brown as well?

[Anonymous No.]

[]Flirt with elf
[]Inform elf that this is a human only beach
[]Kick sand in elf's face
[]Invite elf to a game of volleyball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596056
What if being beta doesn't make me happy though? Is her happiness more important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
[X]Fuck chubby alp senpai in front of elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>[X]impregnate elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596064
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>[X]Inform elf that this is a human only beach
>{X} Kiss waifu in front of elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>[]Flirt with elf
Flirt by rubbing my dick all over her abdomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
[x] Buy the elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>[x] Suckle on Elf's hard nipples through her slutty swimsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596081
>having a human waifu
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
[x] Inform the elf that she's my new wife and has no say in the matter as a knife ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
[x]Expose self to tease the elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
[X] Dom the fem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596064
I'm of the opinion that delicious brown and absolutele love just go together better than PB&J.

>>13596071
Ask if she wants to see the private beach I found over the rock wall to the west. The sand's way softer, and the waves more gnarly.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't enough Wonderland writefaggotry out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596074
You're under the impression that other people only exist to make you happy. You're in a relationship, you have to work with your partner to make it work, not throw beer bottles at her face when she doesn't do everything you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>[X]Invite elf to a game of volleyball
then
>[X]Flirt with elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596102
He don't have to do anything.

Except dying, that one is not optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596102
Ok, so why do I have to be a househusband again?
Seems to me that she doesn't care much about working with me either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596086
I have a monstergirl wife, those are on the same level as humans so they're allowed on the beach, unlike elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596049
I wanna put my profile on a dating site and talk about hwo I want a traditional marriage as a househusband serving and making my Mistress waifu happy! I want to list my political affiliation as "Traitor" and put videos of me doing lewd things in an innocent manner up on my profile! I then want to wait and hope I get takers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596113
>only looks human
That's still against the rules, criminal scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596112
I thought we are generally talking about doing what your wife wants you to do, which you said is "beta".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>ask elf if she will let me lick her navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596121
Well yeah, I lead and she follows.
If she doesn't like that deal, door's right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596118
She doesn't look human, but she matters as much as one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596129
>Having a beta waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596130
That's it, either pay the fine or serve your sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596134
>not having a beta waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596129
See? This is what I'm talking about. You want respect but are not willing to show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>The days passed and on each on you made it a point to visit the Yeti
>Your time together ranged from going out for lunch or other meals, just sitting and enjoying each others company.
>It didn't really seem to matter too much as long you were able to visit her.
>On some days you'd tell of some things that were bugging you or whatever was on your mind. Pretty minor things but she patiently listened without complaint
>She also told you of when she was a bully. She bullied both human and other monster girl classmates.
>Taking lunch money, pulling undies, flushing someone's head in a toliet bowl putting gum in the hair of classmates; Kejourou especially, taking and hiding the scale from an anubis, ..it went on and on.
>She was apparently quite notorious back then.
>But she got caught and was in big trouble one day
>Her parents forced her to apologize
>And so she did, to every single one she had wronged.
>Her apologies weren't believed and some classmates took it upon themselves to bully her back
>She had difficulty making friends after that. People were too intimated to try and do anything with her.
>She graduated school in a lonely way and years passed.
>When you started to make fun of her it was like looking in a mirror from all those years ago.
>She wanted to try and stop you before you got yourself in trouble with more powerful MGs
>After hearing all that you thanked her and returned again the next day
>She became more flirty with you as it went on.
>You were unable to think about anything other than her eventually
>And so one day after another date you decided to ask her to marry you
>She shyly accepted and invited you to her place.
>And then in her bedroom
>She pulled you on top of her and hugged you more firmly than usual
>Her body kept getting warmer and warmer
>She stared deep into your eyes with a smile as your erection pressed against her
>And then she took you inside of her, gently riding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596144
That has nothing to do with anything.

Try again, beta-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071

>You there. Human. This is a Monster only beach.
>That's right. Humans caught here have to pay the trespasser's tax.

[]Pay the tax
[]Attempt to seduce dragons
[]Flee
[]Promise to be on your best behavior if you can stay
[]Plant flag, claim bleach as your property

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596142
>Having a bitch as a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>[X]Plant flag, claim bleach as your property

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596149
What I'm saying is that you want people to obey you, but are not willing to work towards earning the respect in which they obey you of their own accord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
[X]Tell them I'm a Dragon Slut, then fuck chubby alp senpai in front of them while laughing at the two dragons for not being black dragons and having no claws or wings, then shout "RHEA IS SHIIIIIIT[" while cumming inside chubby alp senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596156
>not having a bitch as a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
[x] Volunteer to put suntan lotion on the elf only to mount her back, pin her arms down and leave bite marks all over her ears while whispering how much you're going to fill her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>[X]Call my Lilim waifu
>[X]Plant flag, claim bleach as your property

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
[X]Boop each of their nipples and run

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>[X]Attempt to seduce dragons
>[X]Promise to be on your best behavior if you can stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>[X]Inform elf that this is a human only beach

Get out you freak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596161
>assuming
You got anything more, or was that it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
What's the tax?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596146
>marrying the loving Yeti
Yes. This man has his head on straight. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595074
That Watamote scene where she requests a line or two, or five from that voice actor came to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596176
I wasn't assuming anything. You almost outright told me that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596181

About three-fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>[x] Curse their underwear into a bunch of sea slugs.
>[x] Fly away laughing with my new elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596190
No, that's your interpretation, which you are free to have, but don't put words in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>[]Attempt to seduce dragons
What's the dc on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>[x] impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596146
Best possible outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596123
>Buy her a popsicle
>You walk down the beach, hitting it off
>You're so engrossed in your chat that she doesn't notice the popsickle melting off of the stick
>She squeals as it falls, sliding down between her breasts and splattering her tummy, covering it in sticky white vanilla,
>She grins bashfully at you, laughing about how much of a klutz she is
>You tell her not to worry, you'll clean it up
>Get down on one knee
>"Oh, do you have tissues, Anon?"
>Wrap your arms around her hips and grab her ass
>"Eek! Anon, what are you doing? People are looking!"
>Start licking at her heavenly brown skin, lapping up the salty beads of sweat and seawater, and the sweet dribbles of her snack
>You start just below her belly button, drawing your tongue up and into it with long, slow strokes
>"Oh god, Anon!" she half moans. One of her hands is upon your head, fingers scrunching up in your hair
>You don't stop licking, even running your tongue over her hard, pert nipples as they strain through her slippery swimsuit
>You stand, placing your hands on her back for support as you bury your nose into her soft cleavage and ravish her clean, listening to her mewl and giggle
>There's no stopping until you get to her collarbone, which you part from when every trace of ice cream is gone from her saliva-coated body
>When you stand back up fully, she smiles at you
>"You missed a spot."
>You're about to ask where, when she leans foward and kisses a little drip of vanilla off from the tip of your nose
>"So, about that secret beach you were talking about earlier..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
>>13596071
>Buy elf
>Soften elf
>cuddle elf
>impregnate elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596146
I ran out of space there fuck.

>You came inside her a couple of times.
>You stopped and collapsed on her, still connected and still hugging each other
>The both of you were panting
>"So" she started
>And then she stared into your eyes again with a loving smile "what should we name our kids?"
>As you both basked in the afterglow and pondered the question she took one paw off of you and stroked your face and hair with it
>"heehe. well we don't have to decide right now. I love you."
>You kissed her "I love you too"

Should I pastebin this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>>13596205

[x]Plant your flagpole in Dragons
[x]Plant your seed inside of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596223
All positive Yeti love should be bin'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>praise Hathor
>Fullfil my divine mission
>Awaken in my room with 72 soft, virgin houri and one cupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596223
ye. cute/10 anon, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596223
>Should I pastebin this?
Go for it, that was pretty adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595944
That angel creature sure has a fat tail. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596252
>he doesn't recognize Dizzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
[x]Publicly rape elf
[x]Take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595637
Be careful, she goes out on a quest and fails you'll be number one on her list if she turns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596248
>>13596238
>>13596235

http://pastebin.com/rC8LCbW2

Here!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any titjob size you can't handle, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
[x]Plant flag, claim bleach as your property

Why the fuck does 4chan keep sending me to the top of the page when I click the captcha button?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596265
>not knowing you have to be a /v/ browser to be allowed in /mgt/

Pleb tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596277
The fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596277
Those would make excellent pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a salamanders abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596265
I don't. What is she from?

>>13596277
That's a little too big for me to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596282
>browsing /v/
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596287
>What is she from?
The Guilty Gear series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596286

>You will never have a Salamander onee-san shove your face into her abs after a day in the ironworks, crafting her new sword
>She will never have you apply navelingus, hiding the fires of her tail growing rapidly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596276
Oh, you did that Kejourou story from March. That and this story now, huh. I guess I'll the give other stuff a read too then. Nice job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596306

Yeah I've been kind of slacking recently but reading about that post I guess was inspired and just went all out back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>>13596071

Lemme tell you something, guys. You can tell a lot about a girl by the type of swimsuit she wears.

Standard bikini? That's borderline.

Stay far away from string bikinis, micro bikinis, and sling bikinis.

You want to find a girl who prefers a nice one-piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595620
>>13595751
Thanks for the boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
one-pice swimsuits are olev anon, your taste is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
But bikinis and strings/string bikinis are the lewdest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
This is an Anon with divine taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596300
/mgg/ has a lot of onee-san love going on right now, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
>You want to find a girl who prefers a nice one-piece
You know, I would think mine would like to wear a one piece she got when she was young and still alive. All old-timey and shit, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
>>13596319
A Jinko in one piece on swim team. She's very serious about the competition, but when no one is watching, she frolicks around in the kiddie pool, chuffing. Until you catch her. She freezes, her face a combination of anger and embarrassment. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596324

You fool! You think that's enticing? You can't just reduce the swimsuit to be as revealing as possible! The erotic allure of clothes aren't what they show but what they hide!

A one-piece swimsuit is the most desirable. It's the swimsuit that says 'My body is too lewd to be seen by anyone except the one I love the most'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596318

No you're not allowed to get a boner to my greentexts you pathetic excuse for meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596277
Could be bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596154
>[x] Vibrate fist at such speeds that the heat generated turns the sand into glass, reflecting sunlight and blinding them long enough to inject them with hunger inducing drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596347
Too bad, I'm already searching Sadpanda to take care of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313

>bonnet wearing Lizargirl in a frilly one piece

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
>Stay far away from string bikinis, micro bikinis, and sling bikinis
B-But

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
A nice white one-piece like that especially. And contrasting that delicious tan skin?

20/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313
One-piece swimsuits can still be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596313

>TFW bathing with a Lizardman
>She bathes in the fucking NUDE
>In a public pool
>Gives you an inquisitive look when you're getting riled up, especially down below
>"Why would I cover up perfection in order to bathe?"
>"You humans are a queer lot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596355
>And then Anon injected the dragons with five whole marawanas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596342
>Jinko on swim team

Pfff yeah right

Good luck trying to get a lead or any good streamlining with all that fur on her arms and legs causing drag on the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596365
Trust us. Trust. Us. This is for your own good.

Those are not beach clothes, anon.

They are bedroom clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596337
I prefer a gentle, caring onee-san who likes to spoil you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596371
>Mixed baths in a public school
What the fuck kind of school is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596377
Quiet you

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never make love to an MG's stomach and navel all night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596388
A school in monster girl land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596391
>jealous slime girl forms a navel for you to lick and fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596393
But that's like placing a bunch of gold fish into a tank of sharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596392
Good, good. Take it all, little Jinko. Hook, line and SINKER!

HOH HOH HOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596400
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596392
>Go to pool
>Siberian Jinko staring at you from the water, only her head from the nose up is visible.
>Begin to debate safety as she swims away, tail poking from the water like a periscope

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pin an Alp down and repeatedly rape her until the lights in her eyes fade out!

[Anonymous No.]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/48/b7/a448b70b74edf0534a59f2d15902b70f.jpg

>Bonnet-wearing Lizardgirl comes to the beach in this saucy little number

Alternatively

>Vampire waifu
>Decide to go nightswimming with her
>It's been decades since she's gone to the beach
>She proudly steps onto the sand wearing a Victorian-style bathing suit
>It was the height of fashion back when she was alive
>She's shocked that you'd actually be bold enough to wear something so revealing. She has to admit, it's exciting her. You're wearing knee-length trunks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596423

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596408
I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596408
Would you go to the pool and hang out with the sea bishop loli who doesn't have any friends because her family is lame and religious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596423
For any kind of succubus this is less a normal traumatic experience, and more like someone spraying a can of whipped cream into their mouth but refusing to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596423
Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596430
Exactly what I was picturing with Bonnet Lizardgirl but I love the vampire thing too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596381

>Even when you want to treat her to something nice she insists on paying for it and calls you cute for wanting to pay, tugging on your cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596391

>You will never make love to a Cyclops' navel all night long and stare into her eye while you're doing
>Playfully nipping at the top of her belly button and swirling your tongue all around the outer rim of it
>Kissing her abdominals and running your teeth over her ribs in a mock bite
>Giving her a lower kiss, right at her mons pubis
>Watching her go beet red when you give her panties a little -pop-, showing off the downy carpet of pubic hair that she hasn't shaved in a month
>Stopping her fidgeting by blowing soft raspberries onto her tummy
>Holding one of her hands as you kiss her right above her navel and stroking it up and down her stomach, circling it like a glutton well fed and telling her in a soft whisper
>"Some day, we're going to have a child living in here before they join us in this big, beautiful world of ours"
>Cyclops-chan arches her back and lets out an almost animal like scream as her hips buck up and down in orgasmic spasms
>She's as wet as a flowing river and ready for your dick, but you pet her on the head and kiss her cheek
>Telling her the only decent thing to do is to either wrap your rascal for now or wait until you can hold her in your arms
On your wedding night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596434
Disillusioned lolis form religious families are the best for dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596431
>>13596444
Y-You guys were supposed to call me the real monster and defend Alps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596369
Jesus nuclear christ!
Gonna need some sauce on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596432
>Eventually decide to do a cannonball in, as she swims about, ears always shifting as she goes
>Do a moderate splash and almost reach the bottom of the deep end.
>As you come up gasping for air, you are met by two golden eyes as the swimming Jinko made her way to you, face still half below the water.
>Those eyes said one thing.
>RAPE

>>13596434
Always, although I dislike swimming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596469
My picture was supposed to be just like a "k m8 w/e", not actual approval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596434
Oh yes. She should have at least one friend. I don't really like to swim, myself, but we can still talk. Among other things.

>>13596452
A lot of monoeye love the past week or so. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I put my penis on a Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596485

Its just NegaWalker Mk II shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a bronze-worker in ancient times.
>Youngest of three sons, the only one without children of your own, you live together in a decent-sized hovel in your tribe's walled settlement.
>Shy and awkward as you are, you are nonetheless adored by your brothers' children, whom you shower with gifts from the forge.
>Your nieces all wear engraved baubles in their hair.
>Your nephews all hunt with axes, spears and arrowheads of your finest work.
>The youngest among them, a girl, spends more time on your back than on her own two feet.
>You didn't say it, but you enjoyed her company most.
>Which is why, upon returning home from gathering materials in the hills to find your settlement reduced to fire and rubble, the sight of her laying impaled through the gut on an Orcish spear hurt you the most.
>Your few surviving tribesmen whom you dig out of the rubble, immediately scorn your efforts, telling you that this is all part of some divine plan, and it's not your place to interfere.
>They then begin praying to the Gods for forgiveness.
>The sight breaks something in you.
>You go mad.
>Then you get mad. Very mad.
>You rebuild and lock yourself away in your forge, burning the fires hotter than ever before and making use of a strange, red metallic dust you found in the hills...

>You will never become the legendary father of human steel and ancient precursor to all Heroes.
>You will never unwittingly be the catalyst to the rise of Humanity, the divine appointment of Demon Lords to keep them in check, and the eventual appearance of modern MGs.
>You will never be the man that broke the world, for better or worse.
>You will never have a spunky Proto-Tengu with a weird accent just show up one day to follow you around taking notes as you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596488
Woah what the fuck mate. I can undestand cuddling Monstergirls, but putting your penis in them? Have you no fucking shame?

Who is this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596488
Anywhere you like just make sure to writefag about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596470
Asobi ni iku yo
Catgirl aliens make contact with humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596500
Thank you kind anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596500
Or if you prefer the Official (TM) English Sub/Dub, they re-named it Cat Planet Cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

Asobi ni iku yo

AKA Big Fat Cat Tats: The Animated Series

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596496
Fuck this divine plan bullshit. Dozens are going to die tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e1xd0Jmz-o

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596517
How much of their budget did they use on that?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do it guys

Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

Have you done the world a favor if you're able to stop Angels and Demons from fighting and bring them together so they can mutually rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596564
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596564
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596566
What happens after they're done raping you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596566
It's always rape with you, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Sup faggot, what are you doing down on the ground? You like being below Monster Girls or something? Oh well, I'm going to play vidya with Gazer and Jabberwock, you wanna come and be our Heal Slut or what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
>Healing

>"Healing sucks! Rape me first, and I'll think about it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
Bitch, fuck off. I'm taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
I'll be your Heal Slut if I get to eat you out from this position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
No, I'm good, thanks. I'd rather go see if that Ghoul down the road wants to play something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596522
All of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
>Healing is for fa-
>Well I guess I'll go after I get up and contemplate my navel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
"Shut the fuck up, ya dork. I'm trying to listen to ground vibrations! Also, fuck your MMOs too!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
B-but I'm a tank...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596596
I'm just talking in context of the game is all.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, I have a confession to make...

I'm a lewd pervert who likes girls with big hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
I require an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596596

Do you want to be courted by a Ryu who is tired of being revered like a god and just wants to be treated normally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596638
Me too. Big haired Kejourous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
No. I'm tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596589
Who says they stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596596
Of course. It's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596644
>not having legs
Pleb tier goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596638
It's a shame Darkstalkers is dead, otherwise we'd have more felicia porn.

At least Blazblue and Guilty Gear will suffice for fightan' game lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596638
I love big 80s anime hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose how monstergirls become real for you.

1. Animal fucker: Whenever you focus on an animal they take on a monstergirl form that you can speak to and understand perfectly clear. You can touch their monstergirl form and if willing you can even breed with one. Most animals will be ecstatic to communicate with you and a few might even seek you out for favors. However, only you see animals as monstergirls and doing anything weird with one in front of another human will inevitably brand you a zoophile and a creep. Male animals look like, well... monsterboys. Over the years you'll collect a group of animals who enjoy your presence and will help you out in your day-to-day life.

2. Chosen one: One human woman of your choosing is turned into the exact monstergirl species that you ask. Humanity will react to her like they would the discovery of the yeti unless you manage to find her and smuggle her away from other humans before being found out. She still has a human mentality other than some small quirks related to her species (Lamias like to coil. Spidergirls like to spin web. Kitsunes like being brushed.) She will assuredly come to like you as time goes by, though the time needed depends on which species you chose. You can have daughterus who will come out with the instincts of their monster species.

3. Domsday: A watch appears on your wrist that counts down to a date a decade from now. When this date arrives several portals will appear all over the earth and an unstoppable horde of monstergirls of varying species will invade the earth. They will take all of humanity as their breeding slaves and will be afforded the same rights as pets. The monstergirls recognize you as the harbinger and award you a marginally better life along with a loving monstergirl of your choosing. She still doms regardless of her species. There's a secret underground resistance which you can join if you manage to escape, they have paladin girls.

4. Secret option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596655
>eternal gangbang

I can feel the heart pupils from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
Bitch I'm sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
The secret option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
Doomsday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596648
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596677
I'm gonna need two brushes.

Vibrating ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
4th option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
3 or 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662

>Option 1

http://i.imgur.com/qfTuCJU.jpg

>TFW she lost her human memories as per the norm for the monsterboy or monsterwomen animal people fuckers, but regained them when their son asked her how she met Dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
All of them are shit so far. I guess we'll see what the last one is. It is the last option, right? Don't want to be surprised like the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
1 or 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662

>The first option
>I have a pet cat
>She is fat and relentlessly affectionate
>Literally does not leave me alone. Follows me from room to room. Demands attention at all times.

Stop. Don't make me think about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596686
>Girls gets fucked into becoming a furry

Fucking disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
3, fuck humanity. What has humanity ever done for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
LETS GO ARMAGEDDON BABY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596680

She might just prefer the feeling of your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
The question is, if Animal Fucker, you say you can breed with what you perceive as MGs.
Do they give birth to what are perceived as MGs by all, or do your children still appear to be just normal animals to everyone else?

I'd probably go Doomsday either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596698
Give you indoor plumbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596698
Well, even as a fellow option 3 picker I'd say humanity gave you life. And the internet. So that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596697

Funnily enough they actually call it a "global virus" at the end of the tank because apparently the exchanging of bodily fluids (either sexual or otherwise) causes a human to turn into a furry.

Don't have to explain shit because >Japan, but the depressing part is even if the human had fond memories of their rapist/lover, they lose them when turning into a furry and have to essentially build from the ground up.

It's a really fucking weird premise and it's been messing with my head for the past few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596701
Well if it's what the lady wants...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
1: that just gross man. Monster girl just acting like animals and drinking out of the toilet and shitting everywhere. Remind be of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
2: seems a little cruel to just turn a person into a monster girl, is it against there will?
3: damning all of humanity so you can get a little monster poon
4: THE BOX THE BOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596698
The chance to be born in the most peaceful time ever recorded in history, where we actually fight diseases and natural disasters instead of submitting to nature like a bunch of faggots. Also internet, food, clean water, toilet paper and monstergirls.

You're fucking welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
That first one reminds me of that one doujin where the guy starts seeing his girlfriend's cat as a girl, even though it's a normal cat. Option 4 for me though please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596698

The aqueduct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596714
Everyone gets the monster poon in 3 though, whether they want it or not.

Sharing is caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596718

The best one is still where the guy hallucinates his pet rabbit is actually a rabbit girl and is found by his imouto banging the animal in her pen, his mind having finally collapsed from being a loser otaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596714
>is it against there will?

I think it might be up to you.

We need more consensual Monsterization. Even if I have to write it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596718
The one where the catgirl tells him about how slutty her human is? That was real funny.

Also, why does it keep moving me to the top of the page when I try to reply to things. Come on, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
Secret mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596722
I think I read that one way back. Comedy doujins are the best doujins.
>>13596724
That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
No thanks, my parents told me never to trust strangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596722
I keep hearing about this but have yet to find it with my half-assed tagfu. I give up when I think about the subject matter I'm trying to find. Usually end up reading the one with the shotas at the petting zoo and the woman in the bunny outfit because that's what I find instead. Or some 2hu stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596718
>>13596724
Then there's also the one where Pets do look humanoid, and this guy pays more attention to his cat[girl] than his girlfriend. So eventually she just leaves him and he fucks his adorable cat[girl] instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596735
Man stranger danger must be a very comprehensive course in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596739
And then there's the doujin where the guy fucks the household pet girl so the wife leaves and fucks a dog boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596739
Never read it, but it sounds like he has his priorities straight. Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596743
If it's a version where human boys are born from monsters then the solution is usually to have a sister (younger or older), aunt, mother, or father with them at all times. Especially if they're rare.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a Cyclops by pinning her to the ground and holding a dropper over her eye, telling her it's poison, and then see the look on her face when she realizes it's actually just eyewash I brought with me because she forgets to bring her own sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596718
>>13596724

http://exhentai.org/g/579234/5df3e55b55/

http://exhentai.org/g/358290/ce76c848a9/

http://exhentai.org/g/97163/266bc2adb6/

I still hate you faggots for comparing me to NegaWalker and all that jazz, but here's the Slutty Master Cat, Onii-chan is fucking his rabbit, and a personal favorite when it comes to kemonomimi from way back. Third and First are what Cait Sith should've goddamned been. Fucking KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596751
Sounds about right. I liked what the Komodo did in Harbladors story. Just bathe him in her scent before leaving for school, to ward off potential attackers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596751
What about in school? If the sister and brother aren't in the same class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596739
Is is the one where the girl sends the cat-girl t the pound and leaves him, but results that she has her own bara weredog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596612
Fuck off I'm playing Tremors with my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596758
No fuck yu Bollocks you're a piss of shit just like Negawalker, and you have no redeeming qualities. You're on the same level as Bromont at this point. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596712

Careful though. Your hands might be stuck in there for awhile if you try to stop brushing her hair too early.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you accepted best demon into your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596768
I'll be sure to make it long and intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596698
Literally everything good you have ever had in your entire life and ever will have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596761
Yeah. That's where it gets tricky. If we're in that kind of setting, then the rules would accommodate such a culture. Either by segregating the genders entirely, using cock cages, if arranged marriages are a thing, or by having some kind of overfunded security guard hall monitor organization thing that protects students from kidnappers and rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596781
Hmm, growing up in Monster Girl City sounds tough. Especially if you're a transfer student who isn't used to that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596668
>>13596682
>>13596684
>>13596688
>>13596693
>>13596714
>>13596718
>>13596728

4. Interdimensional Pen Pals: One day not far from today you are awarded a plot of land in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. This plot of land is devoid of any type of human construction except for a single mailbox square in the center. From the first time you open this mailbox you'll find inside a handwritten letter addressed to you from your ideal monstergirl who in her universe won the same plot of land and found the same mailbox. You are her ideal husbando.

The mailbox can carry one letter to and from both universes once a week. This letter must be of standard size with stamps and all other formalities that letters require. She will always keep in touch as long as you do and will be anxious to learn more about your world just as you learn about hers.

Once a month the mail box will accept one photo from your world and one photo from her world to be transported between dimensions.

Once a year the mailbox will accept other items small enough to fit in the mailbox. This can be anything ranging from a lock of hair all the way up to a cup of semen if you so desire. Monstergirls have cameras, but no computers for usb.

Once ever five years the mailbox will maintain an open portal for the span of an hour where the two of you can speak with each other and even catch glimpses of the other's face and features.

There are rare nights, about once every two years give or take, when sleeping on the plot of land will grant you lucid dreams with her where you'll be free to be with one another for the span of eight hours. You do not know when these nights will occur.

A sacrifice of twenty virgins will please the gods and cause the portal to expand to the size of a door for five minutes, in this time you may pass and abandon this world forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596792
Time to kill me some virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596773

Fuck off Bollocks, go to 4 multiplied by 2 channel already with the rest of the shit eaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596792
That option sounds great.

Except the sacrifice bit...wait, they don't have to be virgin humans do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596792
What kind of virgins? Do they have to be human? Do they have to be female? Does it have to be at once? Does the portal open instantly after the virgin sacrifices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596800
>>13596767
not him but what did bollocks do to make him so hated
i wasn't here for a while and just recently started coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596792
I will have to be a serial killer then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596808
Bollocks encouraged less to make that Trapcat and MILF picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596806
He didn't say they have to be human! No backsies, virgin flies count!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596813
Not the other guy but he didn't. I went to the stream and he didn't encourage him, the day before he made like one or two posts about trapcat then the thread went on an autistic rampage for a day and a half like they usually do with people blaming bollocks for everything since he's apparently the new boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596813
>More and more writefags are turning against the threads

Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596758
That last one was pretty good. Thanks, bud.

>>13596792
That option. I'm so glad I picked it, it is so nice. I might even go for that final option after a few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596638
Long hair is best. Very long hair even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596787
Yeah, it's a lot like rural folks getting preyed on in the big city. If you don't know how things work you'll be easy prey.

Fortunately, in that kind of MGC the monstergirls have some vested interest in keeping their male relatives away from other monstergirls which by extension makes everything a little less predatory.

If it's the MGC where the only fresh source of males are immigrants then things get a lot more rapey, and that's saying something. Just about everything is designed to prey on you as opposed to just most things in the other MGC. It's basically a free-for-all on who can claim your cock first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596792
>A sacrifice of twenty virgins will please the gods and cause the portal to expand to the size of a door for five minutes, in this time you may pass and abandon this world forever.

Party at my place, Anons.

I even made some kool-aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596833
Just imagine a young virgin teenager moving into a new neighborhood in MGC. Not suspecting just what kind of things await him. Or her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596800
Oh fuck off, so liking the same character he does means we're the same person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596823
so he's the new bob huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596848
>Or her.
Please don't transform the poor country girls into city loving monsters
Always do that

[Anonymous No.]

What is your preferred level of yandere-ness for a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596848
Would he be an exchange student or his family moving there? If it's the former he'd be kind of safe, assuming there's no monster onee-san sharing a roof. On the other hand a human family means his home would be a haven but his family would be just as clueless or helpless for the most part.

I can picture it. When the family moves in, he's affectionately greeted by half of the neighborhood, his virgin scent an irresistible aroma. He's wondering why all these weird monster girls around his age are so friendly and open to him as opposed to the girls back in his old town. Little does he know that most of them already have all sorts of plans for him, if they can just get him alone, away from his parents.

By the end of the day he's been hounded with all sorts of invitations. The only thing on his mind at the moment is figuring out which ones to turn down and which to accept. Completely unaware of what truly awaits.

[Anonymous No.]

Pet the cat, do it stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596878
Zero or in the Negatives
Yandere is a mental issue that needs to be checked out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596878
Light-yan. It's kind of hard to quantify since some consider a girl isolating you for your protection or keeping you as a coddled prisoner in a gilded cage as very high level even if no violence is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596883
Nah, I don't feel like petting GenericAnimeMILFDressedInNipTraditionalClothesWithCatEarsSlappedOn-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596879
Man, living in a city with a small human population must be Heaven. Or Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596879
What MG would go for a jaded late 20's dude who just wants to get through life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596883
Those are some fat, cat tats.
Hope she likes kittens.
because she's getting all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596883
>human ears

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a monster girl?
http://raw.senmanga.com/Q-Shihira-Tatsuya/
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/q-shihira-tatsuya-r13140

I mean it obviously is but...I don't know. I'm just confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596873
It's the first thing MGs do when a country girl moves in. They even take bets as to what she turns into.
>>13596879
Who will he go with? Those two nice older Kistune ladies who want to show him some fun games? The Goth Cheshire about his age who told him she knows some fun places to explore and read poetry? The Holst who offers him cookies and milk (even though she was only carrying cookies for some reason? Or the nice girl with red eyes who had an umbrella open on a sunny day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596912
Definitely the Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596912
Nice girl with red eyes if he's an intelligent guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596896
Jaded monster girls in an equivalent demographic or species.

Certain spinsters of all species.

Oomukades if you're following the profile are cynical except when it comes to their lover. Gazers, Cyclops, too.

All varieties of Succubus. Probably younger than you. Amazon included if get through life means just finding a simple role and sticking with it, like taking care of the home and raising your kids.

Will O' Wisp, especially. She and all of the above will share your attitude or accept it rather than try to fix it.

Then there's the warm happy girls who want to fix you. Like Yeti, Weresheep etc. Kikimora too if she sees potential. Anubis as well if you meet the right one.

These are the types who will try to infect you with their optimism and reshape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13592809
>looked better when she was chubby.
SHIT.
TASTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596908
Those are some big ass hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596925
>Not wanting a Jinko who's soft enough to cuddle but strong enough to protect you

That's just, like....your opinion man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596933
Big hands are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596940
I love /fit/ and strongfat women but muscles aren't bricks. Far from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596912

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596863

Well they did call me Negawalker 2.0, which would essentially make me Bob 3.0

Even though I neither condone nor condemn people who want to go down the slippery slope of bullshit involving those two characters. But as per the norm, people are going to call me a faggot and tell me to fuck off when usually i'm not even in the threads because I don't care about you people nearly as much as you give me credit for. You degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596945
blushingyeti.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596945
Best boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596974
Isn't that Midway-tan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596945
Indeed they are. Troll hands and the big fluffy paws are always so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596964
I still think you're alright.
>>13596980
That's Seaport-hime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596974
All the abyssals are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13593760
>Anya uses ancient "Cossack kick" technique
>Is skilled vodka bender
>Has healthy diet compromised entirely out of fried meat on stick
>Strong thigh and ass muscles allow unparalleled squatting ability
>Legfur provides seat
>Ears support flatcap perfectly
slav/10 truly a woman after my kebab

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596945
All the better to **practice backyard CZW moves with**, my dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596945
All the better to practice backyard CZW moves with, my dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596964
I don't really know what you did wrong, so you're not really that much of a problem to me tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596923
That made me feel better. I would not even mind an Akaname at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595082
Turn her into a zombie minion, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595267
This pleases me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597014
This is the first time I've seen /monster/ screw up a spoiler. Usually it's the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597018

Did like 2 - 3 posts in a really shitty joking manner involving Cat-Trap and his Mom and her little "man" getting his boipussy wrecked by some kind of Faceless Anon.

People threw a shitfit, as usual. Went to work on Sunday, came back to several faggots pushing the stuff even if I hadn't been on the thread for 14+ hours. Got blamed for it. Okay.jpg

People requested it from .less to have a picture of both of them. Got blamed for it because clearly I have it out for the thread when not procrastinating from writing/occasionally shitposting.

.less did it because he likes the practice and wisely chooses to not let the thread dictate what he does or does not draw. Only guided by his Jewnuki waifu and his passion for art.

People threw a shitfit -again-.

Did some kind of silly little series of a Cyclops and her Anon. Got called NegaWalker 2.0/Bob 3.0 for pastebinning it.

Proceeded to go back to Diablo 3 and engaging in the ultimate masochism: Subjeting ones' self to the mercy of the RNG Gods.

>MFW blogging on fucking 4chan
>MFW blogging in the year of our Ladies 2 BEI
>MFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596912
>They even take bets as to what she turns into.
Those fuckers, isn't there a support group for humans in the city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597042
>/monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597020
Akaname are a decent choice. Have freckles, will lick you all over with their long tongue. KC shifted the original disgusting or gruesome concept like he did with all his girls.

What kind of stupid threadcanon was spawned about her in the several months that I was away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596564
>>13596581
>>13596586
I DID IT GUYS

To celebrate, I'm gonna make a deal with you guys. You request a drawing, and you guess which drawfag I am, and if you're right I'll draw it. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596071
Volleyball. Time for some DOA shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597052
>You request a drawing, and you guess which drawfag I am, and if you're right I'll draw it
Concern.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597052
Cock-juggling anal-jester for 500, Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597043
>Diablo 3
Not sure why but I'm curious. What build do you run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597067

http://tectus.rocks/

Crusader

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596662
1 or 4 I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597052
Alp

Mario eating a Mantango

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596792
DOOOD

WHAT WAS THAT ONE KID'S SHOW LIKE THIS
BLUES CLUES?
This shits cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596940
If you don't have that ab outline, get outta my face

[Anonymous No.]

So X-Com 2 has Serpent women
Is Firaxis following us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597116
>Serpent women
They're super-cheesy, so I don't find them appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597135
They are, but eventually someone will make more in line with this thread's expectation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597116
There will never be a game where you play as a monster girl force fighting to save human males from a Zeno army from beyond the stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595930
Wight would beg to differ on death being peace from The D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597142
Why are aliens attacking only human males?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597150
They want the human for themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597150
Their species is dying out and they need new genetic material to save them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596566
Which VH is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597158
And they have no males of their own to necessitate human women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597150
>Why are aliens attacking only human males?
Maybe they're a planet comprised of monstergirls that descended from a group of monstergirls and humans that were abandoned in space, and they need human men in order to save their population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597150
Mars needs Men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597166
I don't think he left out human women in the first place. But they could be like weird gene stealers who aren't truly male or female

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597168
So I win no matter the outcome? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597166
I was thinking years of fucking with their own genetics and such left most of them infertile and sick. So they find humans and use them to create half-human hybrids so they won;t die out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597142
>>13597150

>this scenario happens in a setting where humans and monsters girls are at odds with each other like MGE
>all the aliens aren't cruel but are pretty NOPE tier and only targeting humans
>humanity, not wanting to fight another war in addition to fighting monster girls, bitterly decides to throw in the towel
>they collectively jump into the arms of the monster girls just so they can get away from the aliens

I find this sad and endearing at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597176
If you consider the extraction of genetic material through probing a win, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597150
>>13597168
Now I'm imagining the typical humans vs aliens war movie, except that the aliens are all female and came for the men, and the monstergirls form all the main cast and fight against the aliens to "defend" us.

The protagonist is the monstergirl version of Will Smith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597188
>>humanity, not wanting to fight another war in addition to fighting monster girls, bitterly decides to throw in the towel
Fuck that shit. If we lose monster girls lose. They have no option but to ally with us to save their to-be-husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13596191
god damn monstahs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597198
Sindependence Day

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW had stupid idea of weird awkward gym sex involving a squat rack
>MFW somebody already did it with swole as fuck Gym Oni

Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597220
>MFW somebody already did it with swole as fuck Gym Oni
Tarrek? He just wrote something SCP related and disappeared again.

You could still go with that Dire Wolf smell fetish thing though,

[Anonymous No.]

>>1359720
>If we lose monster girls lose.

If we lose to the monster girls, monster girls win. That's what I was getting at. We surrender to the monsters because things just got out of hand.

Thing is, monster's their version of allying would be the same as their version of claiming mankind. Even if they don't set out to do it. It's sort of like leaving a dog in a room with a steak.
Or expecting magnets to stay apart.

Either way, I imagine a group like the Order teaming up with Monster Girls against a greater threat would lead to much smugness, teasing, and ara aras~ from the monsters. Especially smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597043
>.less
>wisely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597043
>I dindu nuffin, Imma gud boi
Fuck off bollocks. I don't know if less is streaming tonight but if he is I'll personally go in there and make less draw that trapcat fucking you up the anal cavity since apparently you love that and want to shit up these threads so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597228
Ugh. I don't want the smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597229

The worst thing you can do is let other people dictate to you what you want to do with your own time and ability 100% of the time, 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597240
But the smug wants you, and is likely very lonely behind that teasy facade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597240
>Not wanting the smug
You gay son

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597240
>He doesn't want the smug
LaughingCheshires.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597240
They don't mean harm with their smug.

They're just having a little fun while protecting their precious little Order boyas from the big bad aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

Giggling group of teenager monster girls flirting with a bara german MEC-soldier deployed on a monster-world city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597231

I didn't encourage him to draw that picture. But whatever Anon, if that's your prerogative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597268
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597240
I want to press on the base of her tail while fucking her in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Just send in the Wurm division to take care of any alien invasion. 100 percent success rate with only moderate destruction of personal property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597283
>moderate

Uh-huh sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597043
Bollocks
I kept on thinking "why do they blame bollocks for bourbon's faggotry?"
Then it turned out you participated in it
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597052
>drawfag
alp
>request
laska being fucked by a futa slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597275
Fuck you dude, you trying to start a fight? Huh? Just shut up and stay in your place, cocksucker.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Miia NTRing Darling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Futa Miia fucking Darling in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Kunoichi showing us what's under the mask.

Or otherwise, her being scopophobic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
A doused Hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
loli arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310

kraken's non-consentual prostate massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
less, did you finish last nights picture? I know it was posted in the thread but I don't see it on your DA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Wight hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Gandharva playing her guitar for a group of children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Vampire feeding from her bloodbag/husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597291

If you're referring to Saturday evening it was to try and find any desperate way to get to sleep faster. Whether it be by half-assing some kind of stupid shit like that or drinking myself under the table (Which would've been ill-advised with work at 0700 on a Sunday; Go figure?)

Do I regret doing it? Sure. But i'm not going to let a bunch of anonymous people on an internet image board ruffle my feathers because i've offended their sensibilities or managed to ostracize myself even further.

The bigger question is why do people even care about me to begin with to the point of trying to impugn my character constantly with bringing the damned subject up instead of letting it die?

Then I remember that /mgg/ as a community loves to drive people away that even so much as sleights them once since we all can't love monstergirls, apparently.

That being said, the only people that i've known to be prop-active shit stirrers are Bourbon (who has his own reasons, I guess), Inari, myself (When trying to make you faggots forget why you hate certain MGs and embrace the love), ELH (98% of the time he's okay, 2% of the time he's eating Rocky Road ice cream and listening to Barry White to try and forget the heartbreak TF and LDR put him through; Though tbqh TF's been a cunt to him recently. Long story).

Why i'm even spending 1300+ characters responding to you is unknown. But if you guys really truly wanted me gone you wouldn't dignify anything i've said with any proper responses and would've continued with "fuck off" and somesuch.

>>13597304

Some chamomile tea will fix that tenseness, Anon.

>>13597310

See >>13597231

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
a ghoul in a lovely wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
A Crow Tengu reading a book on how to get cute boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Strawberry Barometz performing Dantes Stinger with a jello sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Monsterboy fucking cat trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597327
go die in a fire bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597244
That's not happening here ever. The thread has a subject, anyone coming here is expected to follow. Futas clash with the 'Girl' part of the name at least.

How do you even 'dictate' like that via anonymous forum anyway? We're no psychics.

>let other people dictate to you what you want to do with your own time and ability
That can only be ironic because his troll attempts, apart from expressing own view on humor, were to get praise from Bob gayclub and a bunch of pattern kek-style 'Soweroshes' (or what was it?) from the screenshot earlier.

Still fair point tho, just saying it's not the case here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Requesting big Wight booty.

[Anonymous No.]

https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less

hasn't started yet, but in a few minutes get ready to fuck this nigga up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597326
I support this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597346
>Soweroshes
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Anubis in Gold-colored Lingerie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
This picture but with a dragon girl
http://i.imgur.com/EkBTxjS.jpg (1)
Maybe use this as a reference? Whatever makes it easier for you.
https://youtu.be/y7CdntAVRE4?t=22m29s
http://i.imgur.com/Kq9gia1.png (2)

Since we've had a fair amount of dragon material and a bugger ton of dragonslut posting, you could go with a crocodile girl lounging on a log like pic (2) or a diving harpy/thunderbird/whatever in place of a dragon in pic (1).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597322
Do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597322
>>13597377
Faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597357
Fucking forums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597369
>dragon > crocodile
Just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Crow tengu love, please draw it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
MGE Dragon being tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597357
MAXIMUM faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597384
Oh anon, if you don't like buttstuff why is your bottom so easily sore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597400
Because it's not used to it, unlike yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597403
#Torched

[Anonymous No.]

So would monster girl porn be like those JAV wife videos for the more romantic girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597357
Why would anyone go to MGR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597407
For someone with an anal fetish that wouldn't be a burn at all.
>>13597408
That or a lot of badly written smut novels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597163
VH5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597403
Spend a few hours in the Tentacle pit. It builds character.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is almost every writefag that is or used to be here a massive attention whore faggot? Bob, Bollocks, Negawalker, Lanternon, Bromont, Nyanon, even in he very beginning with Captain, MonsterGirlCrossing, Yananon, all that cancer.

Why were they all fucking cancerous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597436
Because you know them by name. The writefags in any community that aren't eventually hated just keep their faggotry off the threads, never trip or namefag, and just sort of drop their stuff off into the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597436
Everyone who contributes something probably wants a litte attention in return.

Whether that's ok or not, I don't fucking know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597436
Who the fuck cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597436
Not all of them are cancerous, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597436
>>13597447

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597436

It's nice to be acknowledged at times for what we do, and giving us reason to do it.

No real point to writing for an audience if the audience tells you to fuck off because of one bad screenplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597447
Him >>13597436

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597457
What this nigga said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597457
Bollocks if that's you, which I know it is because you're on right now and attention whoring, fuck off. You're trying to fish for sympathy and bitching to your friends in the IRC, and tripfags like you cause drama that tear these generals apart.

This is why namefags need to be shunned here, they start drama because of their egos. Look at all the damage Bob did years ago, and how we still feel it today. Watch:

Do Chesires have penises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597467
They don't.
They just smile and wave and wait for the penises to come to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597467

Why would a Cheshire ever have a penis outside of Truckercore.

Christ, you paranoid people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597467
>tripfags like you cause drama that tear these generals apart.
This post makes your statement sound a little fishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597467
No, why would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597467
No. Why would you even think that what is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597474

It's probably ELH or some faggot in the IRC trying to cause drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597279
>X-Com expeditionary division deployed in MGE world as protection to ambassadors/scientists.
>Currently staying at a prosperous demon-realm city said to be ruled by one of the daughters of the Demon Lord.
>The strange-looking humans are keenly observed everywhere they go by soldiers and civilians alike.
>Their ambassadors dress sharply, but without many ostentation. Their erudites with them don't seem very interesting apart from their white garbs and some of the strange equipment the carry from one place to another. But the most interesting figures are their warriors.
>Clad in armor and with a serious visage that reminds of those of the paladins of the Order who are constantly at odds with the Demon Army. And with the comes a massive golem made of metal just as shiny as those of their armors. His steps are the magical whirring of his heart the only sound it does as it follows the procession on the back.
>How smart could such a powerful machine be?

>...

>"Ahhhhh! There are so many beautiful girls here!" BEEP
>"Wh- Again with that? I never took you for a pervert, Capt." BEEP
>"Shut the fuck up Jenkins, I can't help if we are deployed to a city filled with such cuties." BEEP
>"Even if most of them are half-snakes? Such a hopeless Captain we got. And to think we used to look up to you so much to the big, and strong 'Iron Fist'. Tsk tsk tsk."
>"I hope a cute monster comes out and rapes your assholes, pricks."

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>>13597486
Nah, you can fuck off. You're bringing in IRC drama just by dropping names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Trapcat getting fake breasts
or alping

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about MG stories without sex scenes?

I'm no writefag but i would like to start some day, though i feel more compelled to write about the adventure/conflict part of a story in an "anon against his circumstances" kind of way where the focus of the story are events rather than characters or potential partners or even smut and lewdness.

I really love muh adventures and i don't know how much of a shitstorm that would cause in this setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597506
Personally I don't really care for sex all that much.
Keeping it platonic is fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

It's dangerous to go alone Anon, take this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597506
It has been done. Smut isn't required. Just do what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597496
But weren't you doing just that earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597506
They can be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597506
Shouldn't cause that big of one. That one with the Sandworm and the guy with PTSD was pretty heartwarming...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597494
Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597513
Wait, you're charging me? What the fuck, man. Is this some kind of aggressive sales pitch? That thing doesn't even look useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597513
Can it stretch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597524
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597513
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597520
>the guy with PTSD
The incubus or nightmare one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597513
Man fuck that, I ain't paying like nine bucks for some fucking bullshit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: Did you know that 99% of thieves get caught and become husbando'd before reaching the age of 30?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597513
>8 Dollars for your own miniature minotaur/sea bishop hybrid.
I'll take 5, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597532
Yeah fuck you too cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597532

Little too scaly for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597436
>Hey guys, OC is cancer
Pack your bags, we're leaving guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597528
Neither. It was a healing story where the MC was picked up in a desert by a sandworm.

>>13597532
A bit late for Willie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597532
Of that 99% how many continue thieving after becoming married men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597506
I've written some and I'm planning on writing more and making it a series of sorts. I don't greentext it like I do with my one-shots though. There is sex in the story, but it's only a small part of it. Do what you want nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Homura from senran kagura as a salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597544
>Oh no, one anon said a thing! Guess we better leave now

Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597506
The story I've been working on the last couple months is straight up adventure. Man I gotta get it done tonight/tomorrow. But it still needs a couple thousand words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597567
Of course not, you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310
Mega-Holst from that greentext a few threads ago wearing her leather milking harness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597567
It was sarcasm, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597578
Sarcasm works great over text, no really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597579
you're a cheeky one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597578
Do you think Wurms would get sarcasm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597594
Can P'Orcs fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597594
very rarely, and only if you explain it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597597
Only on Pink Floyd album covers.

[Anonymous No.]

Postponing guide puppy since I'm not in the mood after getting stitches on the back of my head. Sorry guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597613
What happened? Are you feeling alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597613
>Spoiler
Did you just break free from some evil corporation's mind control microchip? Is that why you weren't writing all this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597613
Are you OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597613
Did the mouse eating your brain-stem escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597617
>>13597621
Nothing major, slipped on wet concrete stairs and cut the skin back there badly. Should be good to go tomorrow. Enough blogshit, just didn't want to blow it off without saying anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>You and your waifu's bond will never be as good as Ryan Stiles' and Colin Mochrie's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597316
>>13597498
Either of these is fine.
Bonus points if you do a short comic for trapcat alpification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597642
S-shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597310

Either of these is fine.>>13597316
>>13597498
Bonus points if you do a short comic for trapcat alpification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597645
Never anon, NEVER EVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmnZ9HZTHjw

Look at the chemistry you will never have!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597642
>You'll never see a monstergirl improv group play "Scenes from a hat."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597649
God I love this show.
>>13597652
They'd all be sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597652

> Things you can say about you sword, but not your lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597658
>She's always there to help me when I need her.
>She's better with a sharp edge.
>The other guys are always jealous when I bring her around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597658
>One steals lives and ruins families, the other is a sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597658
Sharp, and clean, and always by my side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597658
Capable of defending justice and righteousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597658
Has a good grip and isn't perfectly flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597658
It's useful

[Anonymous No.]

W-what are you saying? "Saving it up for a week"? Saving what up?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597729
>silly birdie
But still no nurse Oomukade with stink lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597658
>It deserves fine care and gentle care.
>The other I can use as I please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597729
>How to get cute boys
Who the fuck even knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597737
Ooh! Ooh! I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597729
I love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597740
Get out of here house plant, no one likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597729
It's nice to see the best girl get more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597744
Why not? She's the air we breathe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597729
I'd kill to see .Less draw a Ryu having an awkward time on an escalator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597737
>Chapter 1, don't be a crow tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597746
>He doesn't know that plants steal your air at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597727
>Save up for a week and take a few doses of manticore drug.
>When she arrives, you practically rip her out of the TV and drive into her until you explode into her time after time again.
>At the end of it, she's got a bloated, cumstuffed belly and still hasn't figured out what just happened.
>You are cuddling her though and she does feel better so it isn't all that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597752
And that's how I broke the curse on your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597748
>Chapter 2: Git gud you shit
Oh...ok.

[Anonymous No.]

Bondage Mouse part 2 time.
Continued from http://pastebin.com/HEtcUqd6
>It's been several months since the Mouse moved in
>Since then your life has changed pretty drastically
>Your Dragon boss had caught on almost immediately to your 'guest's' presence
>You had made it pretty far without getting married, so it's almost as if she were waiting for it to happen
>Anyway, on the second week of you coming to work 'smelling of wet and cheese' (whatever that meant) your boss had given you a nice little raise
>No matter how thoroughly you showered, your boss always took a deep breath as you walked in, gave you the same, all-knowing look, and muttered 'Ara ara~ It's about time...'
>Whatever.
>More money was always nice.
>You could finally move out of that tiny apartment
>Your mind wanders back to the day you captured her and the morning that followed
>You smile a bit as you recall the intense, passionate love the two of you had shared once you woke up
>You'd only been semi-conscious of it at the time, but you knew there was no going back after that
>To be honest, you had sort of wanted things to go the way they did when you originally planned to capture the Mouse
>You were tired of being lonely.
>There was just something about the submissive, stuttering mouse looking at you with big, brown, watery eyes and asking 'C-can Noel please stay with you, M-M-Mister?'
>Those were the first words out of he mouth after you removed her ball gag
>How could you say no to that?
>Having a waifu was a lot better than you expected, too
>Submissive as she was, Noel was very forward with her feelings and desires
>Although she stuttered most of the time, she was straightforward and almost never afraid
>You couldn't get over how endearing that was to you; traits like those were fairly rare among the more submissive monstergirl types
>She could stay.
>Noel kept dropping hints that she wanted to start a family with you. but she hadn't gotten pregnant yet
>Not for lack of trying though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597748
I'll fight you. I bet she would get all the boys if they weren't all taken by dragons, or manticores, or kitsunes, or human women, leaving nice girls like her alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>or human women

She's losing to human women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597729

>Chapter 11: The Handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597758

>Chapter 3: Go beg a lilim for help to git gud

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597760
Praise the primeval gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597764
>dragons
There's room in the Lair for her too, if she wants to move in reap the benefits of being friends with a group of marauders who sometimes kidnap men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597774
You mean that the dragon would force her to take inventory of her hoard and sort it and sometimes toss sloppy seconds her way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597778
What? Hell no. The Hoard is family only. The Lair is built around it. That's where all the family's servants and buddies live with their families.

[Anonymous No.]

You're taking a stroll when suddenly an excited black feathered harpy lands in your path. She blushes before doing pic related at you. Dancing around in circles and following you, occasionally brushing up against your body in an affectionate manner.

Wat do?

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>>13597756
>Oh honey, I love hearing that story.
>Now, get up kids, you're staying with your Aunt tonight while your Dad and I do a little something special for our fourteen anniversary.
>And dear, I bought that "special" item you use so we can redo our first night.
lets go for two more shall we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782

"That's Chapter 6 you idiot. Go back and read it all this time you stupid bird."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
What the fuck am I looking at and why is it so horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
Push her down and laugh while mentioning that mai waifu is a Gandharva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
Swoon and let her mate with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597789
It's a horny bird trying to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
Reenact the hummingbird girl story on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
scatter pocket bread crumbs on the sidewalk and run for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597789
The mating dance of the superb bird of paradise (that's its species name)

[Anonymous No.]

Oh.
So this is where the 'Purest Elf' edit comes from.
Kinda disappointing that it wasn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597796
>mangafox

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597796
So how are you enjoying your Nippon Stronk propaganda piece?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
Toss her some coins for her street performance & keep walking with my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597796
>Not enslaving your own elves and breeding them for sale or just using them as your own personal maids/harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
Rape her right there on the sidewalk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597803
>Nippon Stronk
Not even the nips believe in that concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
Cower in confusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597813
Anon pls, you can't be this dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597813
"It hash been folded over 200 times" - Shean Chonnery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597807
An angry crow tengu calls out that your partner's mating dance was 4/10 at best, and that she's a better waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597803
Not him but I'm just mentally inserting my country's military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597813
The ones in the Nip Not-Tea-Party do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597803
I'm just replacing every mention of Japan with Murricah and every mention of JSDF with screaming eagle noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597816
It's true, they know how shit they are.

Not that they would ever tell us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597820
I couldn't do that because I know my country's military too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597814
Well, since you didn't say 'No'. She interprets this as a 'Yes' as all monster girls do. She attempts to proactively consummate the union.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597782
>[ ] Ignore
>[ ] Walk away
>[X] Stand still and stare at her performance until she's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597820
>not EDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597823
I sitll think it's weird how they portray America as a potential threat. We haven't completely annexed all oil producing countries. Hell, we get half our oil from Canada, another close ally, and we aren't invading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597834
You did eventually invade Canada according to Fallout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597839
>fighting china in alaska, using camo suits
Seems legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597839
How else would we get the poutine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597819
I tell that beta that she's free to come down here and show me her moves.

http://i.imgur.com/7e0wlWc.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597823
I sitll think it's weird how they portray America as a potential threat. We haven't completely annexed all oil producing countries. Hell, we get half our oil from Canada, another close ally, and we aren't invading.
>>13597831
>Implying America's military won't become the EDF

Deleted my post to edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597842
CRACK BABY BASKETBALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597843
Would you be impressed and fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597760
>You knew it would be time to move out soon
>Even though Noel wasn't pregnant, you were making plans for your six-month anniversary
>Things were going to happen then.
>Oh yes.
>The men in your family had a historic difficulty when trying to have children
>However, you had finally found a reputable doctor to prescribe you something without trying to feel you up or proposition you every few minutes
>The energetic Mouse girl had made your two-room apartment seem so small
>It would be far too small for your soon to be growing family
>There was also the growing number of complaints from the neighbors to think about
>You never thought you were particularly loud, but keeping Noel gagged ALL the time just wasn't feasible
>Sometimes you just wanted to her her squeal.
>Every day after you got home from work, the tiny Mouse would jump into your arms and cuddle up to you
>She'd chatter on and on about a new, kinky toy she had seen online or new types of cheeses she wanted to try, or how many daughters she wanted to have and what their names would be
>She was also really in to casual bondage
>Today, she greeted you mostly nude.
>She excitedly held a black, leather armbinder in her tiny hands, which jingled a bit as she shook with anticipation
>She must have been waiting by the door for awhile because her legs were already cuffed together above the knees and at the ankles
>She also wore a Mouse-sized pair of shiny, clover nipple clamps
>God damn.
>You feel a familiar tightness in your throat
>It was still the day before your six-month anniversary, but from the looks of it, Noel was ready to start early
>"T-t-technically, I snuck into your house before m-midnight, so we HAVE to start today!"
>Even though you doubt that statement's validity, you grin
>Who were you to say no?
>She had made such a big effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597846
I want their Molson's.
It's better then Bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597850
I dunno, that bookworm's got some pretty stiff competition from the black harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597863
Don't make her desperate. A desperate crow is a scary crow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597867
Oh please, what's the worst desperation could do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597869
A murder, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597860

Molson's now owned by Coor's. We are not amused by this.

If you want to make it up to us, you can take Dion and Bieber as well. Somewhere fucking far from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597863
She decides to try another strategy. Some birds collect shiny things for their mate. So she buys you a gold necklace, and offers it with her butt out.

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597845
It isn't our style to invade countries either, the only reason we're in there now is because Bush was an autist who wanted to finish his daddies job when it didn't need finishing.
Basically all we've done ever since the cold war is try and make sure our puppet governments are in power around the world, if they're threatened then we usually just send in the CIA or special forces, recent years are a special circumstance caused by the previous administrations incompetence.

>>13597871
>Take Beiber
Oh no, you boys created that demon spawn, you can keep him.
The British got lucky when he threw a tantrum and decided never to go back, now America just needs to do one better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597871
Oh shit.
Not Coors.

Well, at least Labatt is OK.
Besides, I live in a big craft beer town so at least there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597870
but there's only one of her.
So would that just be an attempted murder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597879
Yes. She'd try to gang up on you on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597869
Stalk you day and night, find out everything about you and all your secrets, try to blackmail you with what she's learned, record you masturbating or having sex, making sure to track down and attack each girl you fuck. leave very explicit stories in which you and her do all sorts of things, or just kidnap you and fly you off to her home to rape you.

>>13597881
Or she could do this, call up her friends and gangrape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597887
>Acquired a whole harem of harpies

Just as planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597875

C'mon, dude, help us out.

Just... dump him in some Appalachian hillbilly rape colony or some shit, you won't even know he's there!

Please..?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello.

Here is the requested story.
It is still not finished.
However, edits and additions have been made.
I am attempting to complete one "scene" per day.
Please enjoy it at your pleasure.

http://pastebin.com/FhNaLCU9

[Anonymous No.]

How do you manage to make away with the treasure, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904
Anon you missed a spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904
You missed a spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904
Hug them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597854
>"Let's get you hooked up then, little Mouse!"
>Her cheeks turn rosy as you say this
>The pet name you gave her that first night only came out on special occasions
>You didn't want to let Noel get too used to it, or else it would lose its touch
>Her eyes glaze over a bit and a bead of drool drips from the corner of her mouth as the Mouse girl remembers the intense, delicious teasing she had endured when that name originated
>You gently scoop the partially bound mouse into your arms and carry her to the couch
>Her excited trembling reverberates through you, you can feel your own excitement growing
>"Okay, stand here."
>As you take a seat, you set Noel down with her back towards you
>You loop the top straps around the Mouse's shoulders and chest in an X shape, and she lets out a soft 'eeee...' as her nipple clamps bounce and jingle a bit as they tug on her firm, erect nubs
>You tenderly, yet firmly grip her left upper arm and hold it behind her as you hold the armbinder under it
>Her little hand curls into a fist and slides into its thick, leather mitten attached to the end of the armbinder
>Her right hand finds its place in the second mitten and you tighten the straps around her small wrists
>The strict leather mittens wiggle infinitesimally as Noel tries to move her hands and uncurl her fingers
>"Tight enough?"
>She nods, unable to contain her smile
>You pull the flaps of the armbinder together and zip them up, fully encasing the Mouse girl's arms in the smooth, black leather
>You finish by tightening the second strap around her wrists, as well as the one above her elbows
>"There we go! How does it feel?"
>"G-good, Mister!"
>Noel twirls to face you
>She bites her lip a bit as her nipple clamps dangle and swing beneath her perky little breasts
>"Good girl..."
>You pick her up again and set her next to you
>She lets out the tiniest moan of contentment as she snuggles against you; your arm draped across her small shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597902
Mantis, huh?
>>13597904
Why would I do that when there's Dragon booty to be had?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904
Wurm wraps them together so I can do all three in the same go before we all snuggle together for sleepy cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597902
I look forward to more of your stuff, hmonk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904
Trying to carry 3 dragons out of a cave would be pretty hard. I'd probably just stay there. All the gold would be a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904

Lather myself up in marmite, from head to toe.

No one, not even a monster, will touch a man covered in marmite!

[Anonymous No.]

Night Anons, don't burn down the thread and remember to make sure your daughteru does her homework every day and play with her, don't want her becoming a leather wearing, cigarette smoking, pompadour sporting delinquent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597921
>massive swarm of Devil Bugs come out of the walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904
Tell the Wurm we are going to the zoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597923
But her school only allows delinquents! There aren't even any teachers there! And I think one of her schoolmates is a little weird. She's missing a button from her uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597904
We need a new pic like that but with a Ryu and a Jabberwock as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597928
Does she drag the other two with her because they're her best buddies?
>>13597930
Why that would break me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597930
>We need a new pic like that but with a Ryu and a Jabberwock as well.
Stay up for a little longer and thy wish will be granted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597929
An all delinquent school?
What kind of education do you want her to get?
That's just not dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happened to that hobo kiki story from last week? Did it ever get finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597933
She learns important things, like how to strut her stuff, what pencils taste like... you know. Real life stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597931
The other two come along to keep the Wurm out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597935
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597940
>I-it's not like I want to go to the zoo anyway!
>I'm only buying this cotton candy to fit in with the crowd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597937
Geez, I bet they even teach her how to bully the guy's she likes, dragging them to cafe's and making them pay for the date while she makes lewd offers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597935
It was most likely written by CYOAnon, so that's a never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597942
>>13597949
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597923
>pompadour

No daughter of mine is going to have such a shitty hairstyle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597948
There's no time for romance, they need to decide which of them is the toughest based on their middle school nicknames!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597943
That explains why the dragon came along. Wyvern came because she doesn't want to be left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597954
Man, I'd hate to think of what nickname your daughteru has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597907
>>13597909
Ahh! Deleted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597932
Oh man
I'm excited now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597923
On the topic of delinquents, would Stocking hair form naturally on anything but cheshires?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you discovered through your daughteru's search history that she faps to getting NTR'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597958
Sizzle Spit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597962
You tried, Anon-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597964
stocking what now?

>>13597969
She's a dragon isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597968
Get her to have a respectable fetish, like ryona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597977
>a dragon
Well duh!

[Anonymous No.]

Gold Teeth on Monster Girls?

Gold Rings on Monster Girls?

Gold Bling on Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597913
>You sit there, cuddled together for a long time
>You lovingly stroke Noel's cheek with the back of your index finger and tell her how sweet she is
>"Look at you, Noel. You look so cute in your cuffs and armbinder. I bet they're tight, hmmm?"
>Your soft, loving words make the mouse in your arms very flustered; she can only get out a small moan or squeak in reply
>Your face is mere millimeters from her round, fuzzy ear as you whisper to her
>"It's almost time to take your nipple clamps of. We can't have anything bad happen to them..."
>Here, you delicately trace a finger along the chain connecting the two clover clamps
>Noel winces a little as mixed jolts of pleasure and pain shoot through her
>She closes her eyes in anticipation as you take the first clamp in your hand
>"EEEeee!"
>She squeaks in pain as the blood returns to her right nipple
>"Good girl..." you croon as your hand drifts to the other clamp
>"mmmEEEEeee..."
>The second clamp comes off and you gently massage Noel's tiny, sensitive nipples
>"That wasn't so bad, mmm? Look at how sensitive you are Noel..."
>You grope and caress her little boobs, kneading the soft, squishy flesh beneath your fingers and palms
>"mmmm... mmm... M-Mister... m-my breasts..."
>"It feels good, doesn't it. You like it when I molest your little breasts like this?"
>The Mouse girl nods and lets out a low moan as you pinch and tug at her slightly inflamed nipples
>You finally tear yourself away from the Mouse's adorable breasts after several minutes
>"I have a surprise for you, Noel. Wait for me right here."
>She nods as you stand up and walk across to the fridge
>The plain, unmarked box is right where you left it; on the top shelf of the fridge, all the way in the back
>It would have been hard for the three foot tall mouse to see it up there
>Even if she had, it would have been even more difficult for her to get it
>Her little assortment of cheeses and other foods were always on the bottom shelves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597977
A bitchy angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597976
At least thanks to you guys I was able to take action before getting banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597999
Oh, that hair.
Works best on a dormouse or tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take the squirrel, or the toaster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597994
Gee willikers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598042
Squirrel, I like mofu on short girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598042
toaster
Labrys my main

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598042
Dat Underboob is delish, but I'm a fan of the spunky lass with the skinny metal ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598042
Take Squirrel, put on top of toaster.
Fill until you create halfbreeds and appliances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598042
I pick Mai Natsume and Naoto Shirogane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598070
>Naoto Shirogane
Best Girl, good taste.

>Mai Natsume
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597994
>You knew how Noel was around cheese
>Something about it just... got her going.
>Today, you had something special for her
>You bring the package back over to the couch and kneel down in front of the helpless Mouse
>"You wanna know what I got for you?"
>She nods
>Her cheeks are a deep red, yet her big, brown eyes stare directly into yours as she waits for you to tell her what's in the box
>You can't stop smiling as you set the box next to her and begin to unwrap it
>"M-Mister!"
>Noel gasps in surprise as the intense aroma of a multitude of different cheeses tickles her nose
>"You like? I wanted to get you a special meal for our anniversary."
>"I-I-I... c-can I eat it Mister? Can I? Please?"
>Her face falls a little as she realizes her predicament
>"But I'm s-still tied up..."
>"Of course you are. You think I didn't consider that? No, I'm going to feed it to you."
>Her eyes widen in surprise
>M-Mister... T-t-that's...
>She averts her gaze, face nearly as red as the blood in her veins
>"Don't be shy, little Mouse. Here. Let me get you the first piece."
>You reach into the box for one of the many different cubes inside
>Provolone
>One of Noel's favorites
>You take your time as you bring the cube of cheese up to your captive
>"Now, there are a few rules here Noel. First. Don't bite me."
>She nods
>"Second. No complaining. You can beg all you want, but you can't complain."
>Another nod
>"Third. Don't touch the cheese until I say you can, or I touch you with it. That includes tasting, nibbling, licking, anything. Don't touch the cheese."
>"I-I won't, Mister..."
>You can tell that her anticipation is already building
>"Good girl. Here it comes."
>You hold the cube up to her nose
>"Give it a smell."
>Noel takes a deep breath and sighs deeply as she lets it out
>Her eyes flutter a little, but come to rest right back where they were; lovingly locked with yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598042
Squirrel. I wanna cuddle that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598083
I'm wondering what Squirrel MGs would be like
>Gottagofastheytouchmytaillet'smakebabieswhere'smynuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13597999
But Anon that's a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thread really ded at nighttime hours?

Reply to this post if you're on, just to get a head count of who's on at Night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598097
You and your technicalities.

>>13598099
Present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
As if anyone would let you find out about them, you creepy stalker! I bet you're an Oomukade in disguise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
Nightowl here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598088
She likes to hold your nuts in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595123
e's roight u' know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598116
Wurm, she is a Char?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a a curious and loving robot waifu who constantly asks you about all the tiny mundane things that you consider boring but is strange and alien for her.

>"Anooon! What's this thing!" "Those are forks, dear." "Do they taste good?"
>"Anon. Is that girl pregnant, why is her stomach so big?" She points into a crowd just before you pull her away and scowl.
>"Anoooon! I ate honey and it got stuck in my gears... Again."
>"How much strength can I use when I hug you so that I don't hurt you?"
>"Do you think there are robots on other planets too, Anon?"
>"Anoooooon! Can you install an artificial tongue for me too? I want to taste ice-cream!"

[Anonymous No.]

How many months until we get another kitsoviet storey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598119
>Anon was like a father to me!
>"But I'm still here! and a year younger than you!"
>Sssh Anon! I'm yelling at Amura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
I'm not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598112
I'm now saddened that there aren't more pictures of Makoto sucking on balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598133
It's a universal feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598166
I hope there aren't any spooky skellingtons here! I'll bite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598079
>"Open."
>She slowly opens her little mouth, showing her delicate pink tongue and cute, pearly teeth
>You softly place the cube of cheese on Noel's tongue
>"Go ahead."
>The Mouse moans a bit, savoring the delicious flavor of the cheese as she slowly chews it
>She finishes and looks back to you, panting ever so slightly
>"Good?"
>She nods
>"Good. Next one."
>Gouda.
>You think this was the first type of cheese Noel ever stole from you
>You hold the second cube up to her as you did with the first and allow her to smell it
>This time, she breathes its aroma in much more deeply, as if trying to taste it with her nose alone
>Your right hand comes up to the back of the Mouse's head
>You stroke her hair a bit, but leave your hand there
>"Remember the rules, Noel..."
>You murmur these words as you begin to slowly trace one of the the corners of the cheese cube along her small, rosy lips
>"I wonder, can you taste it yet? This delicious cheese that is just out of reach?"
>Noel's mouth opens very slightly
>"Ah ah ah! I don't think so."
>You pull the cheese away from her
>"M-Mister... I want it..."
>"What's that?"
>"I w-want it!"
>The faintest hint of a pout is mixed in with the frustrated, aroused expression on the Mouse's face
>"You're just going to have to wait for that one I'm afraid."
>You set the cube of Gouda back in the box
>"Misterrr..."
>Her voice is a little sassier this time
>"You do remember the rules, right Noel? Don't think I'll forget your violations. That's two now."
>She looks down, apologetic and dejected
>"Are you ready to behave now?"
>"Yes, Mister."
>"Good girl!"
>You reach for the box again
>Cheddar.
>From what you can tell, this is the cheese that makes her the horniest
>Hand still gently cradling the back of your Mouse's head, you bring the cube up to her
>After a moment of letting Noel eye the cheese hungrily, you smile
>"Open."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099

Just a lowly writefag here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
Lurking and writing, not posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape...huh...yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh ha haa ha
Rape...huh...yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutley nothing...say it again y'all
Rape..huh...look out...
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing...listen to me ohhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598176
Not as lowly as I!
>>13598184
This was dumb the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
Reporting in, just not sure if I have anything worthy of posting, so lurking at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
Lurking at the moment. Don't mind me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
lurking for a bit more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
Eyo mang.
American night watch reporting in, your freedoms are safe with me

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with a small Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

If Satan was a Monster Girl, would she be a succubus, or a lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598226
Dark angel or devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598226
Devil or Dark Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

100th Image in imgur MG gallery. Thank you anons for your time and support, its much appreciated. Lets keep alive the MG love for much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598229
>>13598233
Ah, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinking about Pirates lately. Makes me remember Pirates of the Caribbean. Anyone done a story of a human guy who gets "recruited", take the meaning of that for what you will, into a Monstergirl pirate band, and the end up running into a giant Kraken?

>You diving into her pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfbLq2GWkz0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598174
Dawww. How cute.

There seem to be a lot more greentext stories about onee-san/CC MGs coddling and dominating boys, but rarely do we get stories with the opposite. It's a nice change of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Jesus fuck less that shit creeps me out

Put a warning or a trigger warning I mean fuck

I hate being squeamish but shit gore with bones cringes the fuck out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598243
That's a PG-rated image. Don't be a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a monstergirl who hates humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Still no nurse Oomukade with stink lines?
Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598251
I can't help being Squeamish

It's why I'd be too terrified of the really freaky bug girls, or undead ones. I can't handle even hearing about gorey shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598252
>Wanting to hug something that hates you, and has magic, super strength, armor, or other superpowers.

R.I.P.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598099
Sort of here, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598174
>Noel opens her mouth again, much quicker than the first time
>"Good girl..."
>You put the cheese on her tongue again and stroke her hair a bit
>"Wait for it... wait for it..."
>The Mouse stares at you out of the corner of her eye
>She moans as she starts to salivate, desperate to bite in to the cube of cheese deviously teasing her tastebuds
>"Go ahead."
>"omm."
>A cute, nomming sound comes from Noel a she greedily bites the cheese cube in half
>You smile and wait for her to finish
>Soon, her little mouth is empty again
>You can now smell Noel's musky scent on the air, you are sure her juices are staining the couch
>Her delicate, bare chest rises and falls as she breathes heavily and her eyes keep losing focus
>You continue feeding your captive Mouse girl as you have, finding new ways to tease her with every cube of cheese
>Brie, Gruyere, Mozzarella, Gouda again, Muenster, and many others all eventually disappear down her throat
>She gets hornier and hornier with every cube, her scent is extremely strong now
>She wriggles around on the couch and struggles against her bonds, desperate to find some sort of way to relieve the massive amount of tension that has built during her feeding
>Eventually, you come to the last piece of cheese
>Swiss.
>Noel's all-time favorite.
>Instead of bringing it to her mouth with your hand, you put this, slightly larger cube of cheese between your teeth
>"Oohen."
>Your words are blocked by the cheese in your mouth
>Noel opens he mouth, panting and moaning with arousal
>Her eyes are half-lidded and glazed over, the constant teasing and arousal have left her on the edge of consciousness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Congratulations Loen, you worked super hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Congrats, man.
When you have the time, and feel like it, could you do a Kraken or Wurm caught in one of those revolving doors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Keep on keepin' on Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598257
I'm sure they have laws against murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Damn, 100.
Nice going, Loen.
Dem hips, doh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
This should not arouse me. Why does this arouse me
Damn it Loen, how dare you create such a sexual being of pure arousal but have it conflict with gore. My dick is confused!
Congratulations man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
>every so often she tries to spoop the anons out
>still can't break her record from the great spooping of '89
You'll get there ome day.
thanks for your work, loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Keep going man, doing the lords work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598261
If I were that guy, I'd totally pull a Pavel's Dog type thing where she would associate your cock with deliciousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Splint her arm, and give her a good deep dicking. Will fix that right up.

Thanks mamono mana!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598191
>Not as lowly as I!

On what grounds do you make this claim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598280
>Pavel
Was this Pavel you speak of, was he a Doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598280
>>13598261
What he needs to do is a cheese fondue with his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598284
On the grounds I haven't kept my word again and made an update when I promised I would!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598253
i.imgur.com/l35pkKW.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598280
If she was dependent on stealing your cheese, and you are now giving it to her freely while teasing her, one could theoretically train her to associate hunger with lust. It would be like that one Seinfeld episode, where George gets his 'wires crossed' and food makes him horny and sex makes him hungry.

>I find salami to be the most... sensual, of the salted and cured meats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598300
Goddammit, even mine was better than this. Why do you hate Oomukade so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598289
Nah, if you do that all she gets is a cheese stick. She can't taste you, so won't associate the taste of your manmeat with deliciousness and/or rewards on a subconscious level. You have to alternate or intersperse the sucking with delicious treats.

>>13598302
Would be unfeasible, since he's at work for two meals of the day. Unless she only ate once a day. Also starving a monster girl isn't nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598300
Fucking cheeky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598300
God I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598300
dammit loen, you could make harblador's abomination-chan adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598324
She already is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598300
That's fucking great, damnit Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

MG taking care of you after you broke your arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598344
Will she help me shitpost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598344

What, both of them? How'd I manage that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598300
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598357
You aren't 100% what happened you mostly blocked it out

[Anonymous No.]

I need pictures of lewd monkeys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598368
Is she a super sayin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598375
Nah, she's just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598375
No she is a Super Saiyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598261
>You move closer and closer to the bound Mouse until the cheese is halfway in her mouth as well
>"Go."
>As you say this, you bite down
>Half of the cheese drops into the Mouse's mouth, but before she has a chance to react, you lock your lips with hers
>You wrap your arms around the helpless, horny creature as you kiss her; the taste of the cheese in your mouth mixes with hers
>Wet moans and smacking noises escape from between you as your tongues passionately prod at and wrap around each other
>The cheese disappears very fast, but the two of you keep kissing long beyond that
>Noel seems a little more lucid now; she stares at you longingly as you finally pull away from your kiss
>You take the time to admire the Mouse's tiny, sweat-covered body
>Her soft skin shines as she adjusts herself a little
>Her black cuffs and armbinder jingle and squeak as she moves
>"Now, I counted eleven times you broke the rules."
>"T-twelve, Mister."
>You grin
>Honest as always.
>You thought you'd lost count, but you weren't sure
>Even in her intensely teased, aroused daze, Noel had been able to keep count for you
>Fucking adorable.
>"Twelve then. You do know what comes next?"
>The Mouse nods and flops over on her side
>You can now plainly see the massive dark spot on the couch
>"I won't punish you for that."
>You point to the stain
>"We needed a new couch anyway. Besides, how could I punish you for something so erotic?"
>"Misterrrr..."
>Noel's voice is filled with embarrassment, but also with pride
>Kinky, kinky.
>"Now then."
>You sit on the couch (away from the stain) and pull Noel across your lap
>Her belly is across your legs; now you can clearly see her glistening arousal all over her tiny pussy and ass
>You lovingly caress her firm, round cheeks, squeezing each one individually
>They are small enough that you can fit all of one of her butt cheeks in your hand
>She grunts a little as your finger 'accidentally' grazes her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598375
Legendary Super Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598362
It kinda looks like she's wearing those Hulk gloves that made sounds when you punched stuff, y'know the kids toy from the early 2000's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598357
That's what happens when you attempt things in the MG Kama Sutra without a Advanced Sexual Techniques Type-3 License. Kids, don't try that at home without professional assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598385
Wouldn't know, I stopped playing with toys last millennium.
Except for Legos.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Yandere MG to take care of me after I get sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598124
She comes to the irc on some days, but hasn't said anything about writing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598389
This shit, I remember seeing advertisements for them all the fucking time about a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like your snakes top-heavy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598344

>Running away from some MG hellbent on husbanding you
>While running away you trip and injured, breaking some bones.
>You passed out from the pain
>Your pursuer is sitting beside your hospital bed and apparently has been worried about you
>She's determined to take care of you once you get out
>And also make you into her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598357
If you're Nyanon, it's probably because you were reading >>13598379 and kept fapping until both arms gave out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598394
I've only seen those in The Big Bang Theory, so forgive me if I'm not exactly hyped.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, It is that time again!
The glorious full moon is once again here and time for me to once again ask you who your favorite top 5 are, and if it has changed since last time I asked
For those of you who don't have a top 5, the top X is sufficient
If your wife choice has changed mention that too.

1) Vixen
2) Dragon
3) Ryu
4) shirohebi
5) Dark elf
wife never changes , no changes since last time

What top 3 MGs do you hate the most?

1) alps
2) Manticores
3) That stupid frog girl.

Thats it for this month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598395
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598400
>Watching the big bang theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598395
Not really. I'm digging the hair though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
1)Favorite
2)Is
3)Chubby
4)Alp
5)Senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598397
Hey she didn't rape? So that is nice we should take her up on the offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598395
King Cobra Lamias must be really haughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598397
I think a better story would be,

>Running away from some MG hellbent on husbanding you
>Ends up knocking you over due to overzealous pursuit, breaking some bones.
>You passed out from the pain
>Your pursuer is sitting beside your hospital bed and apparently has been worried about you
>You develop trauma/fear of her
>She feels guilty and try to nurse your body _________ and your heart back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Pharaoh
>Wurm
>Kunoichi
In no particular order.
I generally like to focus more on the ones I like than the ones I dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598409
>knowing something is bad without seeing it first
Teach me your magic ways, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
1) Vampire
2) Dhampir
3) Wight
4) Cupid
5) Kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
1. Anubis
2. Dragon
3. Kakuen
4. Manticore
5. Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598395
I like all girls bottom heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
Dragon
Arachnid
Dark Elf
Alp
Jinko

No changes. Again.
>hate
I'm indifferent to some, but hate? Nah. That's a sucker's game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598432
You should look up Shirihebis on the MGC Online Dating site, that might be more your style.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a monstergirl cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
>>13598433

well, not hate, dislike or feel is forced or worn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598434
Shirohebi .

[Anonymous No.]

Did less finish up that Jabberwock picture? Last I saw it looked damn good and its not on the stream right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598438
Fine, but keep your hands to yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598446
He did finish it, we're just waiting for it to drop now

Fuck this waiting I need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598434
I must get art of Fire Emblem's Orochi as a lamia.
It's in her name, dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598445
>He doesn't know about buttsnakes and the healing power of the anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
My favorites have not changed, though Cupid's probably somewhere high up. Best girl in a while in my opinion.

As for hate...I don't really hate any MGs. Not even truly dislike.
If I were to name my Least Favorite at least, it'd be Devilbugs, Red Oni, and Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598447
How is her Chinese food skill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598462
Ratto buhgah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
>Crow Tengu
>Lich
>Lamias
>Strong girls
>Lilim

No real changes

As for the ones I dislike.

1.Faggotcat- All the futa and shitposting has really made me hate her, not to mention almost all the stories in which they play a big role are awful.
2. Centaurs- Horsepusy is shit and so is everyone who likes it.
3 Manticore- See faggotcat, is also too overplayed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598467
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598434
We here at MGC Central Admin have both good and sad news for all of you eligible men in our great city, the wonderful kind shirohebi head matchmaker at our facility has become engaged to a very nice kind human male and will be getting married here shortly.

Not to worry, we have many more fine Shirohebi that you can come and meet , many of whom are willing to relocate from Japan to have a great and loving husband.

Come on down the the MGC Central Admin building and meet with one of these fine matchmaker ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598471
RAT BURGER!>>13594160

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598469
>I hate things because other people like them!
Oh-ho, you're funny anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598474
Hey, don't confuse Shirohebis and Shirihebis.

I made that mistake once. Boy, that was an awkward shrine visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598478
I'm gonna pass, I love me some asian food

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403

I like a lot of MGs but Kejourou are still my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598446
>"I got your pictures of me right here in this box Anon! Just unlock your door and I'll bring them in!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598474
Why do I get the feeling the guy never stood a chance as soon as he walked in on her .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598479
I hate them because they're awful, and only awful people like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598482
It is Asian food, it's made from rats rather than cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598270
She's fine, just really pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598489
Yeah no, give me some Peking Chicken to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598494
You want cat? Sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
Oh my god that is precious.

You're too good to us Loen.
What about some desert girls playing in the sandbox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
Adorable. But I'm surprised a baby wurm wouldn't just rip through the glass and steel like tissue paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
Fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
Cuteness overload.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
I would hate to see a kitsune get her tail stuck in one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403

1) Cyclops
2) Kitsune
3) Arachne
4) Kikimora
5) Cupid

No clue what I had on the list last time... Just know cyclops remains #1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598379
>You gently lift her long, ringed tail and grip it gently with your right hand
>SMACK!
>Without warning, you firmly spank Noel's cute little butt
>"EEEE!"
>She squeals, but remains completely still
>SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
>Three more spanks on the Mouse's right butt cheek
>She bites her lip, desperately trying to stifle her screams
>SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
"EEEeeee... EEEEeee... EEEE! mmmEEEEee!
>a large, rosy red mark has appeared on Noel's butt
>"This is what happens Noel! You're almost there."
>SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
>"eeeeeEEEeeeeEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEE!"
>Her squeals are almost constant as you deliver the last four spanks on her right side
>"Thet's twelve. Halfway there, little Mouse."
>You take a little break to pat her head and fondle her ears
>Tears have begun to slowly stream from Noel's eyes, but her expression isn't pained
>If anything, you spanking her has just made her more aroused
>You repeat your firm, passionate spanking on the Mouse's left cheek
>"Good girl..."
>She started to strain at her armbinder and cuffs and buck her hips against you a little towards the end, but she made it through
>You didn't mind that though, it wasn't as fun if she didn't struggle a little bit
>Her screams and squeaks had gotten a lot louder, but you could have sworn she smiled at least once
>Now, Noel was gently cradled in your arms like a baby, still bound, but a lot calmer
>You were sure the twin, red marks on her ass stung a little, and you were careful not to brush against it too much
>You stare lovingly into each other's eyes as you sit there, cuddled together
>"You're so beautiful Noel. I love you."
>You embrace her tightly as emotion overwhelms you
>"M-M-Mister!"
>She is surprised and slightly embarrassed, her round ears fold a little bit and you can feel her tail wiggle with happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
Thank you, man. Though I must ask, why is it that you like using the whole "MGK" thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598503
She can't get any Wurmentum, she's stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598498
No I want chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598491
Wurm pls, can't you even door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
1)Mouse
2)Cat
3)Kitsune/Kumiho
4)Dog
5)Living doll

Living doll went up to #5 spot, no other changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598502
>playing in the sandbox
You mean having epic battles for the Desert Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598518
Maus, Kumiho...Hi Nyanon!
Come back to IRC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598523
Yes. That.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598525
But I've been gone so long it's awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598512
Its just cute. Cute things are nice. Some old anon's idea that just sticks around. Recently I have been thinking on doing some healing ones with abused MG kids, like broken living doll, dragon with defective wings etc, for anons to adopt. Or maybe some writefags gets around the idea and does something nice, I dont know, we always need fresh stuff.
Would love to start it asap but I already have a pile of sketches to clean and my finals already started.
>>13598502
Its really late over here anon, Im sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598456
I want to see a cute pure girl Shirohebi who gets catcalled and bullied by racists who think every whitesnake is a buttslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598548
I'd let her coil around my army

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598547
>Old anon's ideas
Did you just call me old?

[Anonymous No.]

"W-what Anon? Y-you said you want to use Surf?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598537
Oh no! Pharaoh and Ophy both want you to get the Stick of Truth for them! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598548
Actually, my running theory is that Shirohebis are supposed to remain virgins while shrine maidens, so in order to have relations with a man while a only place they can take it is in the ass. Ergo, shrine maiden Shirohebis (or "Shirihebis") have a reputation for anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598556
You misheard them, they want YOUR stick of truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598553
Is that the fucking princess from that one anime with the pink haired turbo bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598558
The anus is the deepest hole in the cloaca, after all. Going balls deep would naturally put you in her shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598559
This is kindergarten, anon. Don't make it weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598556
Fuck now I'm imagining south park with Monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Did the kikimora story from like a week ago ever get finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598547
>Im sorry.
No no, it's fine.

The adorable little wurm stuck in a door is already all too splendid!

[Anonymous No.]

>Browsing internet
>Stumble upon website that lists "All possible triggers for a respective video game"
>http://www.gamephobias.com/index.php?title=Animal_Crossing:_New_Leaf
>Fucking Animal Crossing is triggering for Animals, Clowns, and Gender Dysphoria

This is how far Humanity has fallen. This is why we need Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598562
>Implying they have cloacas when they have buttcheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598560
Zero no Tsukaima?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598565
Tell me about it. Is Butters a Cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598511
>You had only told her that once before, fairly soon after she had moved in
>You had meant those words very fiber of your being then, and you mean them with even more than that now
>"I-I love you too... M-Mister..."
>Her voice is a little muffled, but you hear it all the same
>You lose yourself in cuddling the tiny, warm Mouse still completely bound and helpless in your lap
>You can't get enough of the feeling of your Mouse-waifu's soft body pressed up against yours
>The leather of her armbinder and cuffs are there too, but those feel just as nice
>Noel does her best to snuggle up to you, but her bondage makes it difficult
>Her tail still hasn't stopped wiggling and lofingly coiling and squeezing against your legs
>It's almost as if she's talking with it, but you can't quite understand what she's trying to say
>Either way, it was extremely adorable, and must relate to love in some way
>You are almost ready to move things to the bedroom, but not just yet.
>This moment is too sweet.
>Not just yet.

I'm gonna call it there for the night, sorry to be a cocktease. I don't know yet if I want to continue it, but if I do, it'll be soon. I hope you enjoyed it!

Pastebin is here.
http://pastebin.com/edit.php?i=HEtcUqd6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598572
Yeah. That looks like the princess from that anime, as a pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598560
Lmao, oh shit, I see the similarity now. Now I'm not doubting that could be a shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598576
>to get the requested page, you must first login
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598570
>Animal Crossing
>There are actually people who get pissed off about Animal Crossing
I've never even played Animal Crossing and I can tell that game is chill and relaxed as fuck. Who's getting mad at Animal Crossing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598560
Sure looks that way.
Louise as Paladin getting public used on the stocks when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598574
Yes and Kyle is a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
My top five are:
>Shirohebi
>Living Doll
>Holst
>Slime
>Hummingbird
Ryu and Mouse are pretty high up there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598581
>Louise as Paladin getting public used on the stocks when?
Pretty sure that's already a thing, just not as a paladin. Why would you even want her to be a paladin anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598579
He posted the edit link, use
http://pastebin.com/HEtcUqd6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598576
>>13598579

http://pastebin.com/HEtcUqd6

Fixed the link. He linked to the editing-in-progress version, which only the author can access.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598581
Blue>Purple>Pink>Red if we are ranking the chicks from the show

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598582
A Jew, a ginger, from Jersey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598579
>>13598576
I'm retarded, sorry.

Pastebin is HERE:
http://pastebin.com/HEtcUqd6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598586
Because sensible breastplates are sexy as all hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598565
Surprisingly little changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598594
>I love a girl who knows how to wear practical chest armor
It's funny when you put it that way, but it makes sense. After all, dead girls are't attractive to anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598597
still funny as hell I bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598597
Big Gay Alp's Big Gay Boat Ride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598576
Thank's for the hot cheese-tease anon! I do like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598602
>Big Gay Alp
Oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598594
Where do you think we are? >>13595439

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598599
Mega Man with Monster Girls, how'd it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598604
Super, thanks for asking!
>Lemmiwinks becomes a Gerbil Girl
Dare you enter my magical realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598599
I'm sure there are anons here who will challenge that spoilered assertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598599
I'd lovingly clean and polish my sex slave POW Paladin's armor after every time I rape her and get it dirty. Maybe having it on would make her feel safe during the rape and give her stockholm syndrome faster.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date an abusive MG then get saved by a paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598603
You're very welcome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598608
Snake Man and Centaur Man would be Snake Woman and Centaur Woman.
That's the only thing that would change.

[Anonymous No.]

The new X-COM will have Snake Tits. How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598556
>Pharaoh and Ophy
They'd break the stick of truth in two while Wurm and Sandworm have fun in the sandbox.
Those two are the real rulers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598608
Megaman would get mega raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598618
What would the other 5 Monster Girls be? Pharaoh Woman, Centaur Woman, Snake Woman, surprised no one did this yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598620
I thought that's what it was at first, but watching the video again made me realize it was just regular torso armor with pecs, not breasts or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598615
She didn't save you because she loved you, she saved you because she wanted easy prey for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598623
Megaman absorbs monsters unique traits and abilities by coming inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598625
SNAKE. TITS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598599
>dead girls are't attractive to anybody.
Are you forgetting necropedo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598630
As opposed to Kirby, who gains their powers by taking the enemies into his mouth and sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598615
>Date an abusive MG
>Treats you like a piece of shit, nothing like how the rumors were
>Eventually get saved by a lovely young Paladin Girl who witnessed her smacking you around
>Abusive MG Ex gets a [short] jail sentence, and a restraining order
>Start seeing your savior privately after all is said and done
>Hit it off with her, form a close relationship
>Eventually get in bed together and have a chaste, loving first time together
>Wake up the next morning in her strong, loving embrace
>The MAMONO MANA which permeated your body from your time with your ex has run off onto her
>While you both slept, she was corrupted into the same kind of MG that she saved you from
>She still acts the same as she did before though
>She is obviously...surprised, when she wakes up
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598629
She is a succubus in Paladin armor isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598637
Make the daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598641
Worse. 100% human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598645
You know it might be prudent to calm her down first. She'd obviously be rather distraught, betrayed even, at the sudden change.

Though promising to stay with her forever and have lots of cute daughterus with her might do the trick anyway...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598637
Well if she isn't hitting me then do >>13598645

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598633
Oh Jesus.
If she loved you, would you let her deepthroat your body as long as she let you out and didn't totally vore you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598637
Take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598653
Well duh, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598633
I'd probably still fuck it. As long as she keeps her mouth closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598647
Then why would she want easy prey?

[Anonymous No.]

It's my fault that mistress hits me, if I wasn't such a fuck up and did what she said I wouldn't have to be punished

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598664
Would you date a human when there's monstergirls around? So human girls have to either get gud, turn into monsters, or take what they can get, namely you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598663
>furry tier appearance
>snake cloaca instead of pussy and ass

I'll stick to Shirohebis and Shirihebis, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598668
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598668
where is paladinchan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598680
She can only saved those who want to be saved, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598680
She's busy hitting her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598684
WHAT A TWIST

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stab my core drill into Mistress Genome's spiral pussy and pierce her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598692
I just finished that bit three minutes ago anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598680

Fuck that, it's time to call in the Varangians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-5ZkTMyMc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598693
Good, I didn't spoil it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit. Bunny-girls in JSDF are hardcore as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598695
>Varangians
Would.

[Anonymous No.]

Who likes Children's Card Games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598704
Is this a trick question? I'M NOT A NERD!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598695

Is it time to go to Miklagard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIN3eVYR0TY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598704
I still have my deck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595647

Who we talking about ?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to randomly hug a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598704
Only if motorcycles are involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598719
I still want to fuck the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598565
>nobody ever wants cartman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598702
>You find a Mumi with her drills snagged to her mail hauberk crying in a cave
>She can't move without pulling her hair
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598721
Well, that is the season she's from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598725
I want to fuck the Moon. She seems like an elegant gloomy girl, and I prefer those to cute genki girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598725
Well, all you need to do is go down to the church of Amaterasu and get a loving wolfu connected to the solar power. It's almost as good as the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598719
That is just asking for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598730
How do the cards stay on the disk? They should be flying all over the place.

I demand answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598734
>>13598733
Is there a different MG basis we could use for a Tsukiyomi Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598737
Magnets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598738
None come to mind, but the rabbit is often associated with it in asian cultures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598742
Well, that's not the worst explanation I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598749
That's dumb though.

We should use...uh...Lunesta moth? Or a werewolf. Yeah, werewolves are totally a moon monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you agree to be sent back 100 years if it meant you would be with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598757
But Amaterasu is already a wolf. Given how different the Sun and Moon are, I feel like an MG Tsukiyomi should be something different species-wise too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598738
Maybe an Elemental type.
Imagine a wispy Elemental that glows with a golden light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598766
Enjoy the Great War

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760
Well, I guess that 1915 had plumbing at least. Doesn't have a whole lot of other stuff going for it though. Oh, and WW1 is going on. The great depression and WW2 will be soon after, so I'll be drafted for one of those probably.
Can I get sent a hundred years into the past of MG world instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598734
As much as Nip mythology dominates around here, I'd prefer the Burning Eagle (http://imgur.com/fYVFyRG)) as a solar harpy monmusu. She'd even have fire breath for the moe smoking blushing action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760

>100 years.
>Literally, smack-dab into the First World War.
>Waifu is the warrior type.

Uhh... maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760
Seeing as I doubt anyone in 1915 would like monstergirls, and the little fact that I would be drafted and die in WWI, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598769
K. I know how the shit turns out, me any my Shirohebi are gonna be hermits anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598771
Fair enough, she'd keep you warm even on the coldest of days. And free heating isn't something to sneeze at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760
I dunno.
Do they have vidya and laptops in 1915?
Wait, forget about that, World War I's going on in 1915? Won't I be drafted!?

What's the point of having a monster waifu if I'm gonna be shipped out to Europe and killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598775
Okay tell me every major battle that happened in June without google. Just because you know how it ends won't help you 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760
Nope. I actually like my life as it is now and wouldn't trade it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598779
That is the dilemma if you live you get your monster girl but you are still in the past if you die you die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598779
If you are American you'll probably be alright. The US came in at the end and didn't spend much time actually fighting. If you're European or from any other former British colony, you might want to go into hiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598787
Wait, for how long will I be in the past for, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598783
I can't do that... If I'm just immediately transported there I'm not registered for anything. We'll live in the wilderness or even Canada or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598776
>Lava Golem but also a pretty bird
Bird love bathing, right? Hot springs waifus are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598792
Canada wouldn't help unless you are just hiding out in the wilderness. Canadians got drafted for WW1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598802
Yeah, the wilderness is what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598790
Until you die
>>13598792
If you can survive out in the woods then more to you


Ok fine if you can Survive to 1946 then you and your waifu will come back to the present but you will be aged down to your normal ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598779
>tfw blown out knee and a bad back
Have fun being drafted, I'll hole up somewhere and then bring my knowledge of nuclear weapons to Germany to ensure they win WW2 and the glorious Monster Reich comes to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13595602
>You are playing with the mouse girl. She was actually nice and gave you a cookie now and then.
>Your parents no longer scolded you for stealing cookies, since they realized it was literally impossible for you to get them.
>The mouse girl was about a feet taller then you so she beat you when you wrestled every time.
>Her ears perk up and she suddenly skitters away. Right before you call her the kitchen door opens.
>"--arresing, ---everywhere" You vaguely pick up your onee-sama's voice.
>Like always her voice completely changed when she looks at you. "Hi there otouto-chan"
>For some reason she always seems to glow when she sees you.
>She bent over and brushed her red hair away "Does my cute servant want to help me with something ? "
>You smile brightly and nod your head. Her tail curled up and she hugged herself. "So Cuuute"
>She walked you outside while holding hands and placed a cloth on the grass.
>"I need some help with my new scales little servant" She lied down on her arms and closed her eyes.
>You already helped your onee-sama before after papa showed you how to do it on mama.
>Clumsily you begin to pick away at the loose skin and climb all over your sister.
>After some time you tell her your done, though she doesn't answer. you really needed her to flip over.
>You begin to push against her side with all your strength to no avail.
>As you walk towards her head you notice she is sleeping.
>Before long she unconsciously grabs you with her arms and hugs you close.
>You quickly fall asleep to.

>>13595669
Maybe, i guess i can make one more for you, since you liked it. so here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598817
ok tell me what do you know of Nuclear weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598822
You only need the basics, Germany's scientists were fucking brilliant.
Take two pieces of sub-critical uranium, place them in a housing so that they're kept apart, then detonate a chemical explosion behind one piece so that it's forced into the other piece.
Even with just that bare minimum amount of information, it'd make Germany the foremost expert on nuclear weapons in the 1930's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598839
Ok now how are you going to get to these German scientists?

[Anonymous No.]

She is the single greatest piece of oc to come from these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598845
she looks cute what is her story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598839
The problem with fission bombs was never making them, it was getting enough of the fuel for them. Most decent university physics departments could put together a working Hiroshima style bomb if they had the uranium for it.

You would need detailed knowledge of U235 refinement to actually help them. Plus you would need the people in charge to trust your advice enough to devote a huge amount of industrial resources to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598839
How do you manufacture heavy water or build a graphite reactor? There's literally nothing you can teach them with "the basics"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598846
raped by hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598846
She gets raped by homeless men a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598856
oh nevermind fuck that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598846
She ferries the dead for loose change and makes stupid puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598856
>>13598857
I swear to Hades. You people drive me to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598860
Oh that sounds good anything without hobo rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598860
>She ferries the dead for loose change
>Spare some change!?
It's almost as if she was a hobo herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760
That depends. Do I have to fight in WWI?

>>13598839
>Implying ze Fatherland had enough heavy water to build reactors to generate the needed materials or the ability to attain it

I swear, it's like some guys don't know how hard it was to generate that much waste back then. The Hansford site in clapland alone was 8 reactors running 24/7 and barely generated enough material for a few warheads.

>All that silver wasted in those old dynamos.

>>13598855
Heavy water wasn't manufactured. It's naturally occurring and had to be separated from deep sea water at the time. Horribly inefficient and time consuming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598862
>>13598863
The hobos dwell in the Styx and she throws the change at them to keep them from raping her. That's why you had to put coins on dead people's eyes in the olden days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598861
Blame the writefag that did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598867
Someone actually did it? I though it was just some joking and that one picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go back 100 years to obtain waifu.
>Wind up drafted, fighting in the trenches, and serving alongside your great grandfather instead.
>Despite all the horrors you two face, you become the best of friends.
>When the war is over, and your left without a job or a home to go back to, he takes you with him.
>Gets you a job working beside his father and younger brothers.
>Introduces your now awkward and shell-shocked ass to a 'Nice Girl', who just so happens to be your waifu, who just so happens to be after his dick instead.
>Rom-com hijinks ensue as that magnificent bastard does his level best to get you two together and you come to the disturbing realization that the only reason you came back in time, and in fact, the only reason you were BORN, was so that your great grandfather could meet your great grandmother and not get raped/husbando'd by your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598864
are you age and in the participating countries? If so then yes you are getting drafted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598868
>that one picture
What? When? It was less, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598867
>>13598868
Wasn't it alp that did it? I'm pretty sure it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598868
The jokes and picture came from that story. I forget who it was, it was back on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598873
What? I didn't come up with that shit. I used it as a joke once in a story that no longer exists anywhere, but even then she didn't get raped by hobos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598873
I don't think so. I thought it was one of the guys that died during the exodus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598869
>You will never try the Apophis love of your life with your grandfather as your rival in love
That's...actually the one thing I'm okay with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598869
>Not having you become your own grandpa
Come on man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598878
It was the hornet guy, I haven't seen him post anything in months so you might be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598869
But my great grandfather was a crotchety middle aged man then. And my grandfather was like seven years old. Neither fought in that war.

>Inb4 save the grandfatheru from /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598872
No, it was some unknown.
The guy who went like, "well, if people think my drawing skills aren't good, I'll show them. By drawing aftersex gangraped Charon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598880
I was going to say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598886
You mean the one with the decent everything except faces who drew a boatful of cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598880
I'm not your grandpa! You're my uncle! From the year 2000!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598886
>trolling with aftersex gangraped Charon
>implying that's not what we all want to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598842
>>13598853
>>13598855
>>13598864
You guys know that Germany had a nuclear weapons project that they started before the war, right?
Hell, if I'm already fucking with time I just go find my family, I had a couple great uncles who were pretty high up in the Reich's government. Even just a little basic knowledge gives them a huge jump start over everyone else who started from scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598891
Yeah, that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598895
>You guys know that Germany had a nuclear weapons project that they started before the war, right?
Yes, but you apparently don't.
> Even just a little basic knowledge gives them a huge jump start
They already know everything you can teach them when you obviously aren't a nuclear physicist.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cuddle an undead and hear her moan about my warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598895
A little basic knowledge doesn't do jack-shit in nuclear weapons programs. Consider the fact that places like Iran and North Korea take decades to develop them despite having access to all of the detailed historical records of the Manhattan project.

It's the specifics that take so much time and energy to work out, not to mention the resources. Unless you're a nuclear physicist you aren't going to be able to help them much.

On the other hand, giving them a couple history books and helping them improve their strategy, or telling them the brits cracked their naval code, those would actually help. If you want to make them win the war, that is how you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any lewd pastebins of mermaids, sea bishops, or any similar such? I don't see any in the OP list.

Damn this fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Moth-chan, Charon, Chupa-chan, Dodo-chan, Anya, Junko and the rest of the funky girls we've invented in the threads will never, ever get proper stories and nobody will ever love them. Wassup with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598917
>Hey Hitler, keep bombing their airports. I know they hit a city, but if you do the british air force will be broken.
>Operation Barbarossa will stall and fail due to heavy entrenchments. Go for the oil first.
How else can we help the Reich win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598927
The stakes are higher and creative freedom lower if a writefag wants to write about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598934
Tell them to only declare war against the Soviets at first and take it easy, no need to spread out on multiple fronts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598921
There's a really long running story about a Ruskala (sp?), which is a cannibalistic type of mermaid. Not as bad as it sounds since she has magical healing abilities which counters the damage she does when taking chunks out of husbandu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598916
I think there is a story about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598934
That would probably be enough, honestly. Oh, and
>Don't declare war on the US just because Japan does. You fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598927
>Moth-chan, Charon
Both of them have prose stories, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598903
Einstein admitted that the idea of enriching uranium for use as power and weapons never even occurred to him until the government asked him if it was possible, and then it was like "Well shit, how the fuck do we do this?"
They figured out what you needed and what you needed to do to it in 1939. Give someone else their findings 5 years before that and boom.

>Captcha says to pick all the food
>Makes me pick live stingrays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598921
It's shocking, yet understandable that mermaid girls don't get a lot of writefaggotry.
Mostly because they're fixed to the water, and not a lot of people know what to do about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598927
>Junko
>We
Junko will get her dew/due/doo soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598934
Tell them not to declare war on the US when Japan does.
That plus what you said would probably be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598955
Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kiki to dust my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598955
Endorsement deal with Jinko flakes cereal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598916
>Have Lich Waifu
>High-Class Undead
>Owns a private, secluded tower tucked away in an Underground Undead Kingdom
>Always has her soul in several redundant phylacteries to ensure she remains focused at all-times
>Her one indulgence, outside of sexual "experiments" with you, is that she likes to "Sleep" cuddled up in your arms
>You know she doesn't need to, and you're not even sure if she really sleeps at all
>But regardless, after a long day of "Experimenting", she'll lay in bed, cuddled up as your little spoon
>Whether she sleeps or not, some nights, if you manage to stay up long enough, you can hear her mumbling
>"Waaaaaarrrrrmmmm..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598957
The thing is HOW WILL YOU WAR HITTLER WHEN YOU ARE JUST A PLEB

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598948
Are you even aware how political treaties and alliances work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598958
>Hmm?
What? I've been thinking about something for a while now. The roulette will just have to land on Jinko for me to do it though.

>>13598963
>Junko as a sellout
How depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598971
>about something
What is this something? Issuing a cease and desist on Alp so you can finally have your tiger back and restore her ruined image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598964
That is so cute. More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598967
I don't fucking know, man, this ain't my idea.

That's the biggest snag in this whole plan. Realistically the easiest way to make Germany win the war would be to assassinate his ass before he declares war on the Soviets and let somebody who isn't a drugged up retard be in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598944
Uhh, you not familiar with history? Folks declared war on Hitler because he annexed several countries/regions first. The Czechs, Austria, Danzig, Poland, etc.

>>13598957
Don't forget about the Arsenal of Democracy (TM). Even without joining the war, America was sending megatons of armaments and goods to the allies. They had clearly picked a side and were playing a large role even before they started fighting proper. So it might not help all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598976
As if I need to issue a C&D on a guy who is not only shorter than I am but is also a walking pussy.
Besides, he didn't really ruin her image one iota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598944
Also go back a bit further and get them to stay aligned with Nationalist China instead of taking up Japan.

>>13598950
You don't have their findings. You have "put enough fissile material close enough and the reaction will start sustaining itself." They know that. You have no clue about the processes or prerequisite steps.

You're like that businessman in the Twilight Zone episode who makes a deal with Satan-chan to go to the past, and then realizes he can't do anything with his cheaply bought oil-rich land 20 years before the required drilling equipment becomes available and is surprised to hear a mechanic can't build a self-starter that hasn't been invented yet without detailed plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598978
Perfect time to kill him would be during the Beer Hall Putsch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598984
>Uhh
Stop being such an asspie, we're talking about fucking time travel here, nothing needs to make sense.
>>13598985
>a walking pussy
More like has a beard stained with pussy juices.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghoul is the best undead. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599008
This statement is fellatious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598994
They didn't know that though, which is the point, and it's not about giving detailed instructions.
I know I'm not a nuclear physicist, but if you point a group of them in a right direction 5 years before anyone figured out what direction they should be going, they're going to reach the finish line first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598998
>More like has a beard stained with pussy juices.
Anon, pls
I can't laugh any harder right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599008
all undead is best undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599008
Ghouls suck hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599008
Orgasming from giving blowjobs sounds hot. But ghouls don't seem that appealing as waifu material since they're basically always trying to tongue-bathe you instead of wanting to do waifu stuff like cooking and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598977
Sorry anon, all I've got.

If I ever write a full-length Lich story though, I'll be sure to include it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599017
You think it's funny now, but if you spent the last year and a half of high school hearing first thing every Monday about the pussy juice stains on your facial hair, it would get old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598969
Germany didn't have that kind of treaty with Japan, they had a defensive pact. They would have had to declare war on the US if it had attack Japan, but since Japan was the aggressor they didn't need to.

Case in point, the Japs didn't declare war on the Soviets when Germany did. They never did. In fact Japan signing a neutrality pact with the Soviets is what allowed them to strip their Siberian garrisons and send all of those troops to launch the counterattack the ended up crushing the German army.

Then after Germany surrendered the Soviets broke neutrality and declared war on Japan so they could try to gain influence in postwar Asia.

Hitler's own generals thought he was an idiot for declaring war on the US. It was one of the things that caused some of them to try to assassinate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598977
Harblador's Lich has some temperature play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
>>3) That stupid frog girl.
My favorites are Alps and I can see why people would dislike them, but you better not be talking shit about Asui Tsuyu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599027
My highschool years were spent with a Polynesian girl bugging me and napping in the library since it was the only place I could get away from the mouth breathers and loud people when I got a migraine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599026
how about some more imitations of living

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599048
TSUYU IS A SIDECHARACTER! She'll never make tadpoles with Deku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598978
>Realistically the easiest way to make Germany win the war would be to assassinate his ass before he declares war on the Soviets and let somebody who isn't a drugged up retard be in charge.

...Rommel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599048
I want to irrumate Tsuyu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599015
The main issue in nuclear weapons development, even today, is enrichment. Do you know enough how to separate two atoms that are 99% the same mass, and look/act almost identically? I mean, in enough detail to design a machine to do it. Because I don't, and even I have a basic grasp of nuclear engineering as a whole.

>>13598977
There's an actual full-length story about a guy living in a city captured by the undead, assigned a zombie waifu, and having to snuggle/screw her until she levels up into a wight. Can't remember the link for it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599054
I asked you about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599055
Sadly can't really think of anything right now. That one little blurb is all I had in me.

>>13599063
>There's an actual full-length story about a guy living in a city captured by the undead, assigned a zombie waifu, and having to snuggle/screw her until she levels up into a wight.
Seriously? Someone wrote a full length story about that? Fuck, I want a link to that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599069
No, I was just being friendly.
Not to mention Polynesians are pretty fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599074
Well if you do ever write a full story I hope I catch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599015
>point a group of them in a right direction
The point is you can't. You have no clue about the physics fission is based on and even less of an idea how to design an experiment to prove it to them. Science isn't some guy screaming heureka in his basement like some cartoon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599074
>Seriously? Someone wrote a full length story about that? Fuck, I want a link to that...

Here you go. I found it after googling for a minute or two:

http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599030
Germany always has the worst allies.

>>13599060
It would have been Goering, he was second in command.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599076
I see. But don't go talking shit about a walking pussy magnet just because he's shorter than you!

[Anonymous No.]

Suu still second best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599088
If first best is Lala__ then you have remarkable taste

[Anonymous No.]

/MGT/ - Nuclear Physicists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599088
>>13599102

Depends what you mean by best girl. Are we talking most interesting character in the manga? Cutest? Or character you would most want as a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599102
>>13599106
Best girl is Draco. And all those things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599105
I know that Niebelfader for one actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599109
I can certainly understand why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599105
I'm a history teacher, actually.

I'm sorry, I'll stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599109
>>13599115
>Tsundere. Well, mostly just tsun and almost no dere.
>Lesbian on top of that.

Can't say I understand the appeal. Maybe physically, but personality is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599118
Dat ass tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599030
>Then after Germany surrendered the Soviets broke neutrality and declared war on Japan so they could try to gain influence in postwar Asia.
It was a US condition agreed upon in Yalta for them to declare war on Japan and wreck their shit on the continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599118
Blushed when stripped by Darling, she loves dick

[Anonymous No.]

Umm, why is everyone talking about wars? I came here for the rape...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599127
>dat stomach
>dem hips
>dose titties

unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599122
>yfw American nuked Japan to end the war before the Soviets could get their claws on the land
It wasn't about any of the official reasons they give for nuking them, it as just to deny the Soviets a further foothold in the Pacific and claim Japan for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599127
The two go together like chocolate and peanut butter, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599142
Make love, not war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599142
Or like...

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

... and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599122
Yeah, I know. Those statements don't necessarily contradict each other.

>>13599136
It was a lot of reasons, though that was definitely one of them, maybe the most prominent of them. Also, when you get a new toy you want to try it out at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey I haven't been around this thread in a while and have forgotten my artfag links, could anyone direct me to the collection of those head bobbing gifs people made a while back like this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599153
.less made those, I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599160
Ah, yeah that pointed me in the right direction. Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599085
>Pussy magnet
Anon, Alp couldn't get a pussy even if he jumped into a pile of kittens.

>>13599088
>Zero Suit
>Not the Prime Varia Suit

[Anonymous No.]

Seal my heart and break my pride
I've nowhere to stand and now nowhere to hide
Align my heart, my body, my mind
To face what I've done and do my time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599165
>couldn't get a pussy even if he jumped into a pile of kittens
On the contrary, he's a slutbucket.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599173
>Slutbucket
He couldn't get pussy even if he trolled for it at a retirement home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179
All is forgiven.
>>13599180
I know you think you're a bully, but you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster hates cuddling the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599148
>Weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599148
>>13599195
I got alp. Then I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599185
Canada's very own royal Spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179
Neet monster girls are the best. Those nips make me want to suck on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599182
>All is forgiven.
You haven't seen what he drew for Fizz yet.

>>13599179
But this is the most lovely thing. I mean DAMN. Jabberwock isn't even a favorite, but just the details, her lingerie, the weariness in her eyes, that mound, her tasty looking nipples in the sheer fabric...this is 50/10 or some shit, I can't even begin to think about not praising this.

Would worship her body as she played her retro vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599202
Is she from a story, or are you just assuming she's a NEET?
She could be a hardworking Jabberwock failing to unwind with a gaming console.
Nice nightclothes and gold teeth don't just come from nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599212
Because she was specifically requested to be a neet.

[Anonymous No.]

Neet jabberwock and gamer gazer's adventures together in an mmo would be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599227
I'd be her healer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599230
Healslut please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599232
I just wanna heal a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599208
I know I have.
As long as nobody knows, it'll be fine.
But in case things go bad, I'll just keep writing or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599239
Then you're better off staying away from those two. They stink worse than Oomukade musk with their dirty NEET pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599230
>Not being a manly tank for your party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599208
>>13599243
>You haven't seen what he drew for Fizz yet.
I want to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599182
>I know you think you're a bully, but you're not.
I never was one. Are you one of those guys who make entire character assumptions based off of almost nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599244
>dirty NEET pantsu
Smelly NEET pussy is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599127
Triangle Girl gives awful head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599182
>"All is forgiven."
>and then Anon was barbed dicked

>>13599179
Seriously though, nicely done. Do we know whose commission was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599252
>never was one
Then why are you trying so hard to bully, Sully?
>>13599253
You're the worst kind of person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599257
>Then why are you trying so hard to bully, Sully?
>Trying
>Bully
You must not have many male friends. Do we have to do some Gran Torino type of "teach me to be a man" scene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599244
Well just give them a wash and they are all good
>>13599248
but healing is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599263
If you want to hear me talking about getting fucked up the ass by some mechanics, let's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599251
I'm intrigued t~
>Fizz
Ah wait, a 99% futa. Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599269
>Getting the reference
There's hope for you yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599269
I'd rather we talk about eating out dog-girls. Or was it cat-girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599277
Why would you assume I hadn't seen Gran Torino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599256
>whose commission was that
>Commission
>Meaning someone else got their commission fulfilled
>Check less's dA
>tfw almost my turn
I'm conflicted.
I really want to blow 55 for a piece of art from him.
But I really don't want to blow 55 for a piece of art from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599280
We DO have a lot of faggots that like to make camp here and hate things that are likable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599256
>>13599275
>and then Anon was barbed dicked
I really want to see it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599286
Well I'm not one of them! I like things! I like lots of things! I like lots of things a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599291
Like invalid tigers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599295
I'd prefer they be valid, actually. And one day I will choose them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599295
>You will never show a Jinko that she is indeed loved, and more than "an invalid."

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to play with a skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599299
Of course you will.

>>13599300
>You will never become a Monk and live in a temple alongside a bunch of Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599305
>Of course you will
What, you don't believe me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599304
But would you bone her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599257
Whats so bad about wanting to sniff an oomukade's used pantsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599309
only after a bit of Xylo-bone on her ribs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599312
Only the lowest of the low would even conceive of such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599316
And what if I wanted to rub it all over my face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599328
Creepy-crawly pantsu on head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599306
>believe you
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599340
Look, a cute girl with tentacles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599305
One Jinko.
The rest are various other Mist Continent and Zipanguese MGs who I have no interest pursuing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599331
Now I'm having mental images of an Oomukade version of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599346
>powers based on bugs
>none of them are monster girls
Such wasted potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599350
It's pretty much the prototype version of Killing Bites, same author and all.

Beetle best girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599357
Lewd and slimy Gokiburi > Less lewd and not slimy Kabutomushi
Imomushi a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599227
Would they find Anon and gank him? Then ERP with him against his will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599383
But you don't fuck over your healer

[Anonymous No.]

So is anyone ever going to make positive stories about Amazons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599367
A Gokiburi is fine too.
>>13599383
And spam him with guild invites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599401
>DC Amazons
Who doesn't like those big-assed girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599345
Well nothing is stopping you from just being friendly and helping them hook up with the other monks/your friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599419
Nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599417
Are they even monstergirls? KC's variant is literally the only one I've seen where they are monstergirls due to the Succubi traits they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599425
They're not.
But they've got the booty so they're excused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599427
>They're not.
Banging booty or no they shouldn't really be allowed if they're 100% human.
Now if they at least got some Elf ears or a tail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599434
Is tail, no problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599435
That's KC's Amazon, not the DC one.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599425
>>13599434
Nigga they have horn and tail in MGE, and sometimes one of them is able to grow wings or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon's Crown Elf is what it's all about, shame she gets less attention because of all the titty monsters in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599438
I think you're misreading/interpreting what is being talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599437
Six more episodes of Gurren Lagann to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599401
Depends on what you consider positive. There's that story with a male being captured by an amazoness that I love.

Continuation never sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599434
But they don't...
Damn.
I mean DC elf is a monster girl, but...She don't got the booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599437
Playing G-Darius because I refuse to go the fuck to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599453
She must have something going for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599401
>Little boy goes to see grandma in another country.
>Plane crashes over a large forest.
>Little boy is the only survival, but is badly injured.
>Stumbles around scared, until he finds a waterfall.
>There he see's three women bathing.
>Tired the boy finally passes out.
>Little boy wakes up a few days later with food waiting for him along with the three girls where he is slowly introduced them, and who he calls his big sisters.
>Overtime he learns their language with them promising to take care of him so long as he doesn't go anywhere outside without them.
>Boy sneaks out one day, and enters their main village where he discovers tied up males being used as sex tools.
>Boy runs home, Amazon sisters find him distraught, figure out what's wrong and promise they would never do that to him without his consent.
>Group hug. Later that night youngest amazon sister, talk about the consent thing and ask for his consent to have sex. Boy ponders talking about how they took care of him and loved him, and how attractive his adopted sisters are.
>He agrees, other sisters pop up and ask as well.
>Boy has sex with adopted family and incest happens. Happy family.
There's your positive story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599456
Her award-winning smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599459
>Human women
Yuck.

>>13599460
Can you show it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599459
Are you mad at me for something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599446
Don't forget the movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599459
>Positive story
>An entire plane of people died
That's not how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599469
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599465
Well, you see, she doesn't smile often. That's what makes it so wonderful to see. See?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599477
So you're basically saying you don't have a pic of her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599459
>posting futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599485
Okay, anon, listen...________yes._______

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599475
>missing out on the far superior final battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599437
You look better on your back :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599497
Nice ban :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599487
That's not futa.

[Anonymous No.]

So, anons, a question.
When you're fapping to say...exhentai, do you find yourself looking up more depraved tags based on how horny you are?
As in you might start off with
>machine guro cannibalism
for your first fap, and then for the second fap something like
>tentacles living_clothes pregnant
and then for the third fap like
>monster_girl femdom
and then for the fourth fap something softer like
>raccoon_girl or fox_girl
and then from there just non-H or something funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599494
Well you see anon, it's not really all THAT interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599519
I fap to things based on the day of the week and what month it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599534
Regale me with tales of your calendar of faps, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599519
>>13599534
This. I uses the stars and prophecies to determine what I spill my seed to and which god it goes to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599534
Do you have a calendar for this? A rotation?
Now I'm really curious.
>"Ah, third night of the waning moon. Time to look up some lactation."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598576
Nice. Looking forward to if you do continue it.

>>13599519
Nah. The most depraved I get is, well, still pretty depraved from a public opinion, but is still largely vanilla. Himeno Mikan makes such cute stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599519
The only thing I look up is english to see what's newly translated. Anything that strikes my fancy gets archived.

>tfw never affected by gallery purges

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599541
Naw.

>>13599545
Sort of.
It's pregnant loli today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599519
>tfw sad panda stopped working 3 months ago and I can't figure out how to fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599553
>Naw
Oh come on Lenny!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be in a Rakugo troupe with a Jinko who only ever speaks when on stage due to her selective mutism brought on by bullying
>A former delinquent Oni who joined because telling said stories and being with the troupe relieves her aggression
>A Shirohebi who joined to become more in touch with her roots as a true Zipanguese
>A young Kejourou who no one knows actually sleeps in the theater's backroom space where everyone gathers as she ran away from her hometown due to family issues
>A Kunoichi who uses her stage performances to overcome her terrible scopophobia by reciting her stories over and over until she performs them
>And the headmistress Ryu who runs the theater and takes care of the Kejourou who lives there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599565
I don't think we're here to discuss or listen to tales of women being raped and impregnated by aliens or something that triggers autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599570
Oh come on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTAxFWzc1n4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599578
Naw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599586
Oh come on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599589
Dammit man, do you really want me to trigger the autists waiting for a chance to shit all over the place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599593
If it's not you, it's something else. It's going to happen anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599595
I still refuse to get all that shit on my hands. Let someone else get it all over their own hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp5dy1Dn6_g
Zipangu Egao Hyakkei

I would date the Tanuki ticketmaster and live fluffily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599597
Fine. Let's take advantage of the sleepy fox then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599605
Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599606
I can't molest that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599608
Sure you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599608
What about this? Could you molest this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599609
Nuh-huh, looking at that I feel the same way a Wurm does when she sees a shota with a scraped knee. MUST EMBRACE AND PROTECT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599612
I feel the same way a Wurm does when she's caught in a revolving door.

[Anonymous No.]

The last OVA of Horrible Frenchmen came out few days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599611
Yes. I can molest that.
>>13599615
You're confused and frightened but won't tell anyone because you're old enough to handle yourself?
>>13599624
Tekelili!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599569
Kejourou has the smile that needs the most protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599626
No. I'm slightly peeved and very hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599629
One of the classic Dragon lines. I'm confused and hungry, make this make sense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599624
Does that faggot finally dick the abomination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599634
If you mean does he dick Hastur in his boypussy, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Human GirlxMonster Boy is purest love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599643
A post from an alternate reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599634
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599643
>tfw no HG GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599655
And so he's very being was consumed by the dead lights and now he floats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599655
This is a Christian image board, get that filth out of here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599624
So where do I hijack it? Trackers don't seem to help.

[Anonymous No.]

Y-you who have gathered the Seven Magic Dragon Balls! I will grant you any one wish within my power! And I do mean ANY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599643
Oh anon so funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599655
C-, actually somewhat disappointed that her face didn't open up to reveal a the Thing inside. /mgg/ has turned me into a hard abomination faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599643
Obligatory
>pure love
>involving Human Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599686
I want,,,,,,I want a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599655
About damn time he manned up. Abomination or not, she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599703
A hat? Sure you don't mean you want to kiss the Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599677
Are you serious, faggot?
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=697529

>>13599693
She destroyed his SAN point during the night
>Nyarlathotep had her way with Mahiro
>That night the screams echoed through Nyarlathotep's room： ”No!” 56 times, ”Help!” 77 times, ”I can't do it anymore” 32 times, ”I'm dying” unmeasurable number of times. They all belonged to Mahiro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599686
Let me touch the scale and walk away without getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599706
She's old and wrinkly! I want a hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599686
I wish for your hand in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599717
>the scale
Hah! You didn't say reverse scale, so there's no issue! Your wish shall be granted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599730
Come on, Dragon, you know what I meant! You're no better than those evil genies! I might have even asked to be your partner after if you could have held back. Silly dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a dragon kings best friend and top military adviser.
>Be his daughter's best friend and what she describes as her big brother with you having some romantic feelings for her that you hide because she's your best friend daughter.
>The kingdom you live in is at war with a neighboring kingdom.
>Get called into your best friends chambers where he tells that he plans on ending the war with a treaty that will marry his daughter off to the oldest son of the other kingdom.
>He wants you to be the one to inform his daughter because of something she has told him in the past, that he won't say to you.
>You inform the kings daughter and she falls apart telling you she doesn't want to be married off to somebody else because her father promised she could marry anyone she wanted to when she became older, and that she wanted to marry you.
>In this sad moment admit your feelings for her.
>Have her then suggest that you two should run away together. It would be easy for the both of you sneak out of the castle at night and begone without a trace by early morning.

What do you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599738
Make proper preparations and elope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599737
You made a wish, your wish was granted. Don't try to cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599738
Kill the king. Victory or death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599748
Fine. It's not like I wanted to be with that smelly old dragon anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599751
You know, you got to touch her scale and she didn't rape you as per your wish. What's there to stop you from asking her out normally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599686
I wish for more wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599738
>Run away
>Not blasting rules of nature and stabbing the king in the back when he least expects it
>Not leading a military coup to place his daughter as the new queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599738
Have tender sex with her all night, then tearfully leave her to her new husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599756
Well, I mean, the whole point was that I could see how long she could control herself for if she granted my wish. A Ryu is definitely the best dragon type, for me, though, so I guess it couldn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599770
>Actively choosing ntr
Anon why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599710

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7liS-WlT6g

>MFW the dialogue in this comic from Abubu

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/820330/e95198bfb9/
A real treat translated recently if you're into horrors and lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599779
>real treat
N-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599779
It was posted here like 5 times already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599779
She only wants to be loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599789
Humanity are the real monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599779

She's a fucking Marilith, not a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599798
Ok, a vengeful ghost possessing a snake that ultimately became a D&D OC monster, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599804

She's literally an Onryō who possessed a yokai snake and turned into a Marilith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599779
Black sclera girls are so beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Anon was just a simple man with simple pleasures in his apartment building until one day, his wish for true companionship came true
>A Fairy Wish Faggot Cat turned all the human women who were his neighbors into all assorted varieties of cat MGs because of misreading his kind intentions to his pet
>She even went so far as to rub massive amounts of cat nip into the Authority's clothes so they'd be attracted to him faster
>But just when he thought he'd escaped being raped by catgirls in the mood, Cait Sith-chan forgot to tell her beloved "Master" one crucial thing
>That there was a Pantera Jinko, Lion Jinko, and vanilla Jinko all waiting in his bedroom
>For the moment to strike

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599832
Ah, a lifetime of kindness to cats will finally be rewarded! Thank you Japan, for inventing this plot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599839
I wonder if an allergy to cats would extend to catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599846
If it would, obtain Sphinx. Breed, not mythological creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599848
>bald catgirl
Oh god no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599852
She could wear a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599852
Sphinx cats aren't actually bald, right? I think they have some really short undercoat, so a Sphinx Girl would have a buzzcut.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! you're MG toddleru just soiled her diaper!
What do you, as a responsible parent, do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599881
"Honey it's your turn!"

[Anonymous No.]

What's your pleasure, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599887
Long walks and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599881
Wait, I have a succubutt daughteru and I'm pretty sure succubutts don't poop. What is the meaning of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599893
They poop if it is someone's fetish. That's bad news, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599887
>Reverse image search
>See the translation
Damn you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599906
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599910
The kanji on her pretty much translates to "you damn lolicons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599915
That's nice, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>Art fairy will probably never get the love she wants
What a shame.
How can they be considered a threat, still trying to work up a story of a hyper possessive/yandere one.

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta lose weight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599927
They can snatch your human boys away from you while they're still in their cribs and replace them with changelings

Or is it elves that do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599927
The only story about them I can think up of is one trying to inspire someone who'd rather procrastinate than create, and that's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599929
I could help with that. Meet me at the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599927
Well they tend to go for people with creative talents so it's a little hard for some to fantasize about them. Unless there was one willing to go for a guy who was shit at art and make him into her ideal husband through excessive amounts of sex/mamono mana.

As for how one could be considered a threat, they can take human form and they'd probably still have fairy magic when in that form so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599927
Make them stick to their roots and slowly drain the life force of the artist they're attached to, so that the artist/writer dies young

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598235
Damn, Zophia has really wide hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599915
Beako best loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599942
Are you sure you won't just give her lots of protein?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599972
Well we'll be burning a lot of fats in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

as this seems a pretty common head-canon feature of Monstergirls, perhaps you guys know of other settings or just big stories/collections featuring the whole "semen as a food group" fetish among the women.

Either directly or indirectly (like she gets some magic energy from sex/semen) ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600003
It's just them putting on a show of accepting you and desiring you.
Unless they're Succubi. Then it acts as a conduit for your life-force. That's the way I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599487
>posting futa
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, your little daughteru has taken an interest in firearms and started wearing a red jacket while shouting "Jackpwot!" whenever something good happens.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600032
Take her out for pizza and strawberry sundaes when she does well in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600032
Give her a sword and a little sister that wears blue and uses katanas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599927
we talking the Leanan Sidhes from MGE here?

because from their entry, it seems like their whole thing is that they do get the guy they want, with some gradual mind control thing

Also, any MG that features gradual mind control powers such as the guy becoming obsessed with her is a huge threat. Depends on how believable you write it.

For threat idea:

Throw in slave exploitation.... like a Tanuki in publishing business makes a deal with a clan of these fairies to gradually take control of industry of the writers/artists. The fairies get these men obsessed with them to the point where the artists become basically workhorses as far as Tanuki is concerned, and personal fawning worshipers for the fairies.

Tanuki profits because the artists are obsessively productive and don't care about the profits being earned from their work, while fairies get various support and cover services from the Tanuki's financial mini-empire.

For bonus threat, have the obsession become gradually debilitating to the point where each artist becomes really good at only portraying the sidhe he is obsessed with, resulting in very high quality but boringly repetitive art - so inevitably the Sidhe gets bored, the human is discarded after being 'wrung dry' of creative potential, and dies as a crazy bum on the street while watching from a distance as his former mistress starts in on her next prey.

Have the main character go through slow discovery process and gradual realization that he is being exploited, is isolated against a powerful corporation and cooperative monstergirl organization, while finding it harder and harder to care. Understanding that he is losing his mind and life, but not knowing how to get out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600032
I was about to type out my response, but then my brother from another mother did it. And then our third brother joined in.
>>13600037
>>13600041
What they said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600007

also slimes - seem to be pretty consistently dependent on the fluids she drains for development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600052
Reminds me how I want to see a timid Sea Slime get some foam, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600044
>>13600037
>>13600041

Look at all these guys taking care of their daughterus.
Brings a tear to my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599655
>Eldritch abominations
>Having anything close to what we can describe as emotions

Fucking horseshite. It's not a real eldtrich abomination unless its very dimensional shadow can carve through the time of our world as its inward gaze plunges whole realities into naught but ash.

[Anonymous No.]

So whatever happened to Try-Hard Necromancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600083
I can try some stuff after I mow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600083
A Cupid made him get with the program. He abandoned his dreams of taking over the world to live with his undead waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600085
Remember my idea about a choir of Banshees and a Wight who can play the organ?
>>13600087
That'd suck. Giving up your dreams is no way to go. You gotta get a waifu who shares them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600089
I do now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179
>1200x1500
Isn't that a smaller resolution than less normally does with the full color images? I remember the dude used to use fuckhuge resolutions all the time in his art.

How am I supposed to cuddle this smelly NEET, lick her sweaty stinky body, and nuzzle my head in her arm pits at such a small resolution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600087
monstergirl world: where the love angels abuse necromancers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600120
It's the best of all possible worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600116
Despite the softness of her belly, she's still rather svelte.

[Anonymous No.]

Post cutepid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600125
We have no images left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600124
I don't care, I'm gonna lick her stinky sweaty navel! I'm gonna nuzzle my head into her belly while she tries and plays Star Fox! I'm gonna love big lewd stinky NEET body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600116
I guess you'll have to manage with a two-feet tall Jabberwock NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179

Do you think Jabberwocks use their mouth and their tentacle mouths to lick their husband all over while giving him a rimjob and throat-raping him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179
What's that expression of hers? Is she sleepy or drowsy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598760
Yes, but I would have to move to the US/Canada ASAP after the first war ends. Being neutral does not end too well for my country in WWII

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600125
I'm thinking of cupid ideas.

Like a cupid who's so obsessed with her work that she tries to pair a platonic friend up with the nicest monstergirls she can rustle up, only to be oblovious to the fact that her friend is actually infatuated with her.
So then the friend borrows her bow and arrows, imbues an arrow with his own feelings, and shoots it right in 'er keister. Bam. Instant role reversal, with a standard side of sweet lovemaking, intense handholding through those elbow-length gloves of hers, and making her orgasm by stroking her head and violating her navel with one's tongue.

Then they live a happy life together as marriage counsellors, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179
>no rumble pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600147
I... guess.
What do they throat-rape him with if their mouth is busy licking tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179
http://i.imgur.com/d4VjGHB.jpg

Fixed. Now she's a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600179
They have the mouths and three tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600182
Don't know why, but I like it better with the jungle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600182
>her bush isn't two shades of purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600177
>She gets her friend to come around and play Rez while she slips the Trance Vibrator into her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600190
Yeah. I like some hair more than none, myself. Obviously there is a limit, but it can still be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600058

sea slimes always seemed like perfect hidden aggressive molesters - if only they had some milk paralytic.

Imagine class of teens goes to the beach, popular ones try to play voleyball in water. Loners and shy ones spread out. One guy suddenly stiffens a bit, but no one really notices. His mouth opens, but vocal cords aren't working, and his limbs are moving, but just floundering without coordination - none of the others notice the slightly unnatural way he is staying in the water - like something is holding him up.

Meanwhile underwater a sea slime has already undressed him and starts draining him. He is still looking at the popular hot girls playing in the water - they think he is now creepy with his constant staring and ignore him. Meanwhile he is silently trying to beg anyone to help him as he feels the first orgasm approaching.

After a while he is drained almost to the point of unconsciousness - poison wore off, but he is so weak and mind is drowsy - he was towed a bit to where his feet touch the bottom. But he doesn't seem himself, just zoned out, going through the motions of just barely standing in water...

Meanwhile another guy that was staying on the other side of the group pretending he knew how swim suddenly goes rigid for a second...

And so on, until the class teacher notices that some of the guys seem to be staying in one place for over an hour now and are looking weirdly zoned out. Than one of the girls notices that the closest 'zombie' is naked underwater - girls start bitching but guys don't react. Just around the time the gradually increasing waves topple one, and he isn't fighting to get head above water - slowly the girls realize the guys are actually about to drown...


(wish I could bring myself to write actual smut, sucks having tons of ideas for smutty situations but being shit at writing the 'best' parts)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600177
She could be using a memory pack because she's playing Goemon 64!

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/8R5LHkd.jpg
Did you all get your weekly dose of rooster butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600203
I never considered that sea slimes could be given the ability to inject venoms of varying kinds into their targets. Now they're suddenly a lot more appealing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600203
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600214
I forgot it was her episode this week, I should probably get around to watching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600203
Almost makes me want to get a grip and get back to working on some Sea Slime smut. Since I kind of wandered off from an unfinished piece of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600214
you mean hen butt right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600216
I'm Dante. But you can call me Dante the Demon Killer. Has a nice ring to it don't' ya think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600223
WHO THE HELL IS DANTE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600223
Average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600216
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600214
That's the series about the 12 spirit girls, right?
I was reading JSDF.

http://2.p.mpcdn.net/13481/470527/3.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600222
No she's a rooster.
I don't know how it works, ask Japan.
She's got the best figure though, 58cm waist and 90cm hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600223
QUE TE JODAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600227
No, I'm right here putting off mowing because I'm lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600233
>That's the series about the 12 spirit girls, right?
That's the one. Also has a cute dere dere sheep nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600239
But you said you'd make more Necromancer after mowing the lawn! You're mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600239
Hey, are you ever gonna pastebin the necromancer stuff? Shits pretty funny, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600243
If I don't do it after mowing I'll try to do some tonight.

>>13600246
It'll take a little digging but I'll compile it if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/FFJYDg9T

Some silly Wight-Mom for you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600216

just another lurker

>>13600215

they always seemed to me like the perfect engine for combining a bunch of my fetishes:

1. raped in public but no one is notices/understands what's going on
2. "breaking the taboo ice by hazard" for some incest and/or moving along a group of loose acquaintances - because the getting attacked in water can easily lead to people needing to be rescued
3. follow up of 'she must save his life by sex' afterwards which is always a possibility when any venom with potential sex is considered (like the guy had his balls go into overdrive producing cum, but he is semi paralyzed and can't actually do anything about it, so the girls rescuing him have to milk him until venom completely wears off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600251
>acquiesced to decline
Barbossa please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600252
>raped in public but no one is notices/understands what's going on
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600238
¡Maldito saco de pulgas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600250
If you're up for it. It's not overly important right now though, I had just figured you would keep it in a text file or something. Seems weird not to start keeping logs of it after people respond positively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600222
Zodiac girls
>>13600237
>58cm waist and 90cm hips.
Fucking tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600237

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJSNjID7pJ0

Dyke-Cow is still best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600261
I'll get it put together soon and posted.
Soon being between now and this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600233
Speaking of GATE, is this old news? Am I that late?

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/bd041001cfeaefd436debec8accd72811426770465_full.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZiozVMhj8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IulCg2hnu54

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600272
Don't leave us hanging! Believe in the me who believes in you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600278
Sorry Anon, I need to believe in the me who believes in myself before I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600277
Rory's design is just so, so disappointing.
What happened to my goth loli berserker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600282
Just believe it already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600261
>keep it in a text file or something
I often write even greentexts in notepad and usually save them, too. Sometimes it leads to hilarious discoveries months later, such as
>ballbusting ntr.txt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600257
when I first got into erotic stories on the internet >10 years ago, I read this story on either Lost Boy's Collection or ASSTR - I never could find it since...

Anyway the idea there was some super-villianess that could change herself into black goo/ink with color camouflage escaped from prison.

She captured this one guy and hid in society by basically forcing him to wear her, camouflaging as his clothing. Since she was always around him, he never could try to escape or even let anyone know that there is a fugitive 'on him' without her knowing about it and having every chance to kill him before anyone even understood what is going on...

Being a sadistic dom, she repeatedly raped him in public, basically milking him with different kinds of stimulations including anal while they were on the run. One scene I remember happened in a diner while he was waiting for his order.

It's weird how one story can spark a fetish for like that...

I always wondered why no one really explored that possibility of slime/morph girls - as controlling doms that use their shape morphing ability to its full potential as far as both stealth and kink go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600251
>fat-bottomed Wight in a ribbed sweater goes to town on her adoptive son, making him her husbando in the process
>also features a blowjob
This was excellent, you really touched my fetishes in the right places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600277
>http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/bd041001cfeaefd436debec8accd72811426770465_full.jpg
They look like generic SAO characters, which isn't exactly a point in its favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600296
Nice desu nee~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600288
I often find myself making text files for story ideas I might work on later. Usually, they're little more than a shit-stream of thoughts spewed onto the document as I rapidly try to preserve every idea and train of thought I have.
About a month ago, while going through the notes for a certain story idea I never picked up, I was met with the phrase:

>REMOVE UTAH

It was completely out of context to every other note I had written, and to this day I still don't know what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600298
Same as Dumpire, then. Probs gon be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600251
That was excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600296
You had such a thing and you lost it? A POX ON YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600300
Maybe you had DILLAWs story on your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600311
Shut up, Utah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600314
Utah was best boy, he even had a chuuni Centaur waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600266
Horse is almost as good, 60cm waist and 90cm hips, it's just hidden most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600251
Wight smut is always welcome, Wight incest is even more welcome. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanted to write something today but now all I've got in my head is making the impossible possible, and that doesn't really fit in with any of my stories. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600310

those were my teen years, browsing on computer that was heavily used by both my parents (who are both programmers and were at the time more computer savvy than me).

i wasn't about to leave evidence of the fact that their son is into girls milking him dry in a public setting anywhere on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600328
Genre shift your story into Gurren Lagann. It won't be jarring or inappropriate at all.

[swiss Momo No.]

Updated the translations for KC's Q&A with 20 'new' answers. The Updates are from lines 87, 221 and 347. (The section about Alps is now complete)

http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

Hopefully new things are: riding on Arachnes, deep sea monstergirls sooner or later, and what won't happen to the Chief God if the DL wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600332
Well I suppose it would make sense with Wurm Wrangler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>riding on Arachnes
Sing me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600251
>http://pastebin.com/FFJYDg9T

just in case this was a memory lapse - paste isn't public ( guys like me that go MG Collection>Author's bin> individual pastes when they need some smut will miss it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>Can Monstergirls of the wolf-family (Werewolf, Hellhound, ect.) eat things that real dogs can't, such as onions? If they can't, will it work as an aphrodisiac on them similar to Vampires?
>>Monstergirls are living beings that are half monster and half human, so things like onions are fine. Whatever a human can eat can a Monstergirl eat too
Neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600350
People usually leave it unlisted for a few hour to a day to keep the bots off the stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600335
I haven't read that one yet. Does it have wurms making use of interdimensional wurmholes to cause chaos and mischief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
Why do the Japs have so many questions about how Alp Mechanics work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimidate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste

So Monster girl Yuri is...kind of canon? Oh well not like it'd make the threads accept it.

Also RIDING ON ARACHNES WOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600354
Time to cover my dick in peanut butter and chocolate sauce so a werewolf can lick it clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>Riding on Ushi-Onis
I'm not sure how smart an idea that is considering they could throw you off and pounce at any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600363
They're all closet gays. Hence the traps in their cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600366
I don't think that's sanitary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600358
No, the first two bits were about a shitty reality TV show where people wrestled Wurms using mechs, and Wurmzilla wrestling Ancient Desert Golems. It was dumb and badly written.
Then I watched my first Gundam and decided to make a sci-fi space opera out of it. And then I lost interest and wandered off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600363

He (swiss momo) cherrypicked questions because he knew it'd piss off the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600371
Yeah, thank God none of us here are like that, and aren't interested in Alpping at all, right? haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600366
>Decide to surprise your Werewolf waifu
>Slather your dick in peanut butter
>Start getting into it, she yanks your pants off
>"What the fuck? Is this peanut butter? Oh god it's all over your clothes, this is going to be terrible to wash!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600372
It's okay, I washed my dick first. A true gentleman always washes his dick before slathering it in peanut butter to coerce a wolfgirl into sucking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>/answer/114411110485
>If I tell a Dark Elf that I like white skin, will hers turn white?
>They can temporarily turn it white with magic. However, if you become the husband of one of these girls, they'll want you to love their tanned skin as well
There are people here who wouldn't love their Chocolate Waifu's delicious brown skin? This should be illegal. All Chocolate Girls deserve love and kindness for their skin.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13600363
Genderbender is a somewhat popular fetish that goes hand in hand with transformation and corruption (2 things that MGE is strong at)

>>13600367
but it means you can ride your Ushi-Oni waifu into battle with both of you screaming bloody murder.

>>13600375
Hey, Switzerland is famous for it's Alps, so you shouldn't be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600364

hey some in these threads accept it just fine. Just as dabbling - not primary preference.

If one starts with canon that has MGs being created by a succubus to reduce violence in the world, it seems like a logical extension that sex would replace violence in other areas...

Like in all MG interactions where they would need to hash out difference/pecking order, certainly the best way to do that is them having a sex fight, and the one who hasn't passed out from forced orgasms winning.

Also, for MGs being hypersexed up, assisted masturbation when there are no free guys around seems like a given, since even in the real world stuff like that happens between hetero/bi women

What i can't accept is girls 'stealing' any MGs from us entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600363

cause it seems like a popular femdom fetish (MG doing anal on the guy) might potentially lead to alping, which isn't good for many with that fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600382
It's at this point that you apologise to her by cleaning up, then coming back to carry her up to the bedroom for a long night of rubbing her tummy with one hand, feeding her peanut butter straight from the tub with the other, kissing her ears and rubbing your nose against hers while she kicks her legs in pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600395

heh KC, trying to be inclusive of the blood purists of Japanese society

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>old monster girls will get remakes
All of my YISS's.

>Kenkou basically dropped the whole elves & dwarves undertone and they're just like humans from now on
I admit I'm tad disappointment of it turning out like that, probably the only sickfuck with such a fancy. Somehow the thought of ENTIRE RACES warped and perished just for the sake of MORE CUMSLUTS for one particular gave me a grimdark-boner of sorts. Or HFY-boner maybe, though I'm not into that usually.

[Anonymous No.]

We already know Holstaurs are oppai-loli's starting from the kindergarten age, but when do they produce milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600432
I would assume when their period starts, unless they get someone to stimulate the lactation mechanically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600437
>their period starts
Thankfully monsters don't have periods as far as we know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600427
>You will never bully a chocolate monster girl by mocking her skin, saying it'll never be as fair as yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>Arch Alps are canon
sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600448
You know what, if MGC was as bad as they say it was, I'd want to become an Arch Alp. I'd stop getting raped and start using my Mamono Magic to fuck bitches up. I'd fight to stop rape, save human boys, all that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600363
Momo wants to be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600334
>What would I do if the Order won?
>"They won't"

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600463
I wonder how difficult it'd be to pull that off, though, since demonic energy makes you lewder as well as stronger. Would you have enough willpower to fight off your own ever-increasing lusts and avoid falling to the darkside?

>You said you'd stop the rapists, not join them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600463
And to hide your secret identity, you'd wear a fake beard and claim you were a wizard. Anondalf Begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600443
>You will never give a bullied chocolate monstergirl confidence in her body by kissing every inch of her skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600477
With great power, come great responsibility. The Dark Matter suit grants great power, at the cost of losing self control. If Arch Alp cannot learn to exert her will over that of the suits, than she will become the very thing she sought to destroy in the first place.

Arch Alp VS Super Wurm when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600441
Do they ovulate at will then or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600497
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>Image limit reached
>Stuck behind 3 unbumpable threads
http://i.imgur.com/uzy42UN.gif
This is going to be a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600498
>No thrill of possible pregnancy with creampies
How boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599179
>>13600182

>"Yo, don't fuck around with those Bob-ombs, girl!"
>"See that Koopa? Go fuck him up so you can sketeboard on his shell."
>"Dodge the giant bowling balls, ya dolt!"
>"Okay, careful now, girl. Don't fall of the platforms, don't fall of the platforms..."
>"Watch out for that toothy Alraune over there. Don't let her bite you."
>"Oh, man. It's Dire Dire Docks, that music is just wonderf-- HOLY SHIT GET AWAY FROM THE GIANT EEL, STUPID!"
>"Stop fucking screaming, Wock, it's her first time playing."
>"Come on, COME ON! Slide faster! You're gonna lose the goddamn race to that penguin girl!"
>"And don't fall off the track again!"
>"Nice, you found that Penguin girl's daughteru, now you just gotta take her back to her mother."
>"Psst, hey. You can get a free start if you drop the kid off a cliff in front of her mother, you know?"
>"...You're really fucked up in the head, Wock."
>"Aw, come on Jab, where's your sense of humor?"
>"Just shut your fucking mouth and let her play."
>"Look right there, see that piano? Try jumping on it, there might be something interesting in it."
>"Wock..."
>"What? It's just a freakin' piano, mate."
>"You're trying to ruse her again, aren't you?"
>"Me? Why would I do that?"
>"You're visibly holding your laughter."
>"Come ooon, have I ever rused you guys before? What's the worst that could happen?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600443
a day in the life of Daredevil Anon

>Morning: dark elf classmate tells anon she likes him, but was worried that her species reputation as a sadistic dom might be a turn off
>Later same morning: anon hints he prefers fair skinned women
>proceeds to bully a Dark Elf by mocking her pathetic involuntary attempt at lighting skin tone
>Anon walks away
>End of lunch: anon hasn't shown up for afternoon classes
>After school ends: Anon comes to gagged and tied in some weird hanging rope cradle in what looks to be someone's basement.
>Dark elf is present. So is her Aunt. and half a dozen other young dark elves from you school.
>"Today I will be teaching you the various paddling techniques... Sally tells me, her new boyfriend has been gracious enough to volunteer for your lesson"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600518
>4 hours later, all but Sally have left
>she bends down to Anon's ear, while wiping away tears and drool from his face:
>"Anon, your bottom is so red, I think it may actually be further off from fair skin on the color chart than mine..."
>pauses a bit, and her hand slowly comes into Anon's view holding her personal old style wooden comb he has seen her use during school lunch several times
>"But I couldn't help but notice, that your balls don't quite match your new skin tone."
>She leaves anon's view, and he hears her pull up a barstool chair under his suspended body. She than rolls a mirror in front of him that reflects off another out of his view - Anon sees his spread buttocks, dark red from all the abuse poured on them over the last hours. And his package hanging below him, decidedly 'off color' due to being ignored unlike rest of his body.
>She sits on it and slightly re-positions him until his dick is trapped between her thighs and some of his weight rests on her.
>Her hand caresses his hair as he manages to whimper a bit. Then the same hand trails over his back and ass to gently pick up his hanging ball suck and lay it out on her palm.
>"Don't worry Anon... I will try to do this gently. Your testicles are very dear to me, and I wouldn't want to break anything. Luckily my Aunt taught me how to do this slowly with light drumming. In a few more hours, your coloring will be uniform. And for a while at least, your body will be less fair than mine."

[Anonymous No.]

Well, It is that time again!
I already asked the late night crew this, so now it is your turn!

The glorious full moon is once again here and time for me to once again ask you who your favorite top 5 are, and if it has changed since last time I asked
For those of you who don't have a top 5, the top X is sufficient
If your wife choice has changed mention that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
I already answered that this thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
1.Wurm
2.Wurm
3.Wurm
4.Wurm
5.Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403

1. Kikimora
2. Holstaur
3. Oomukade
4. Cyclops
5. Hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600518
>>13600520
>Anon acts like an asshole
>gets literally butthurt by a gaggle of Dark Elves
It's poetry.

[Anonymous No.]

>161 posters
>3400+ posts

Some kind of resurgence, or /jp/ is even slower than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
You already did this shit earlier you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
Top MG
1.Jinko
2.Oni
3.Moth-Chan
4.Wight
5.Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Zombie, Grizzly. Same as last month, I believe. Holst is climbing the rest of it though. Might not be long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600553
/jp/ is slow. We we're on page 9 for like half this thread's life. No telling how long we'll be on page 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
These are fucking boring and barely generate any discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600549

am not in the camp of 'MGs are always too powerful for humans so humans should never mess with them' but still, bullying Dark Elves isn't just being an asshole... it goes way past idiocy... it really is just plain 'volunteering' for their particular brand of attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
Dragon
Hellhound
Echidna
Salamander
Ryu

honorable mentions to Jabberwocky, Shirohebi, Wight, Kraken, and Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13598403
Vampire
Kraken
Hellhound
Apophis
Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600569
In short: don't be an asshole and expect that bad things WON'T happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600518
>>13600520
I want this! I want to attempt to bully a Dark Elf over her skin color only to get my just-desserts and left with a bruised tattered skin! I then want to tearfully apologize after she's had her satisfaction of punishing me and then confess that I always found her dark skinned incredibly attractive and I love how our skin tones contrast against each other, and that I only bullied out of my own personal insecurities. I then want tender kind healing, both from all that paddling and from my emotional problems and end up as the loving house husband to a tender loving femdom Dark Elf!

Anyone else want this, or something similar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600596
I just want to tie her up and beat her for being different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600596
I want to do all kinds of stuff with Dark Elves, sure. That's why I'm working on a story about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>You had lost it
>You didn't know what "it" was but between the huggy horde of undead, the perpetually sleeping black familiar, and the ghost of a hero who yelled at her body whenever it tried to hug you, you were certain that "it" had been lost
>You'd wanted to be a dark lord like the ones in your story books, bearded men dressed in all black who commanded decaying legions and rattling battalions, fearsome men who rode atop winged, rotting dragons and had ashen beards worthy of the most elder magician
>You know what you had? A goatee and a cute group of girls who mistook "slay" as "lay" which was making building your army extremely difficult because no one died
>Not on purpose at least, so far you'd been forced to raid cemeteries and wait for the elderly to die
>You needed to kick this funk, something to get the old master of darkness juices flown.
>It was time...for an *ADVENTURE*
>The only question what you should do
>Well, you discounted the wastes, it was far to brown and dusty for you to ever want to go back there
>You could always go and raid the forest nearby, surely it must have elves. What self respecting forest didn't have elves?
>You could also just run around in some tall grass for a while and see what tried to kill you, that was always fun.
>Luckily, you had an excellent resource on dungeons and adventures and after you picked up your perpetually sleeping black familiar, you went out to find her.
>"Hell no! Why should I help you!?" the ghostly paladin shouted as you found her, or, to be more accurate, her body.
>In a calm, courteous voice, you explained how you just wanted to help and had held a change of heart and WAS YOUR FREAKING MASTER YOU DOUBLE UNDEAD!
>"Well, if your going to be like that then I sure as hell aren't telling you." she said with a huff, confusing you as to how a ghost could huff without lungs.
>"Stooooop.....meeeeaaaan..." the slow voice of her zombified body moaned, trudging forward to lock you up in a hug. "Telllll...queeeeest."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600607
Aww yiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girl Court:
>Anon attempts to dispute his treatment by his new 'Waifu'

>Judge: "Mr. Anon, in accordance with Section 13 of the Coexistance Act, all statements said, written or otherwise issued by a male while of sound mind can be used as proof of consent by any Mamono so long as she acts in compliance with wishes expressed in those statements."

>"To put it simply, after reviewing your de-anonymised posting on the website boards.4chan.org your new partner was able to conclusively prove that she acted fully within your wishes."

>"Sentiments such as 'I didn't really mean it or 'it was just an idle fantasy' are not considered valid form of retraction post-coitus, as Mamono seeking to please men cannot be held responsible for failing to read these men's thoughts..."

>"In light of this, I have to conclude that Mrs Aravacow* acted fully within parameters you have laid out in your statements right here.."
> A printout is passed to Anon, who reads and barely recalls his posting on 4chan years ago... back when he thought things like this could never happen... back when it really was just a fantasy

what's on that printout anon?

Anon's Recently Acquired Via Almost Consentual Orgasm Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599738
Leave with her of course. Start anew, somewhere hidden. A nice mountain cavern we can carve out into our own private palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600032
Teach her about LOVE AND PEACE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600596

Hurt/Comfort femdom that ends with so much pleasure that all hurts are forgotten and then settles into gentle femdom = BEST FEMDOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600642
>"Monstergirl judges will never EVER get laid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600607
Oh yes. This always brightens things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600642
>that feel when a shirohebi will never break into your house and steal your underwear
>that feel when she will never slide into your bed and become intoxicated by the smell of your essence and masturbate to the thought of having your daughterus
>that feel when you will never come home to a sleeping shirohebi still wet and willing to have sex begging awkwardly trying to explain why your bed is covered in lovejuices and why she's wearing your sweater
>that feel when you will never help her take a bath and then watch tv together as night descends
>that feel when she will never gently coil you up in her scales and go off to sleep with her arms wrapped around your shoulders and your hair brushing against her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600642
>Implying I say shit I don't really mean

That said, this entire thing reminds me of the exchange from that one Fate doujin.
>"You...raped him?!"
>"No! He came, so it was making love."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600523
Rankings are too hard for me. I prefer sorting by tier.

Eternal waifu tier: Chocolate Wolf Egyptian Edition
Got left behind by chocolate wolf tier: Every other canine monstergirl
Needs more love which I'm willing to give tier: Sea Slime, Matango
Would still be happy to live my life with tier: Every other monstergirl
"Nah" tier: Hornet-girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600642
Probably something about having sex while flying. I'm actually not all that into the thrills that would give, but if the missus wants to try it, I won't hesitate to hold on to her like a scared little girl and ask her if she came yet so we can land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13599738
I'm sorry but the importance of the kingdom and its people is worth more than where I want my dick to get wet.

She'll get over it eventually, being miserable is a natural part of growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600607
>"Mean?!" the ghost asked incredulously, "He's the one who killed us! I mean, me...we?"
>Pronouns are hard where there's two of you.
>Her corpse didn't bite though, simply rubbing her face against your arm, and getting your robes a little dirty, while moaning "Waaaaarm", a zombies go to phrase for why they were doing something, weren't doing something, or just wanted to avoid a touchy topic.
>Quite brilliant actually, they may be smarter than you think.
>The ghost growled and locked her body in an angry glare, which the corpse ignored, before letting out a sigh.
>"Fine, if you want to do something so badly, there's some ruined mansion to the north-"
>Yes...
>"Filled with ancient treasures and horrible undead-"
>YES!
>"Passed the wasteland"
>Ye-NO!
>Your shout caught both of the undead hero off guard as you told her how there was no way you were heading back into that place.
>"Well, if you're too much of a pansy for that, there's an old fort to the south that is supposed to be run by bandits or something"
>Bandits? Excellent! No one would miss of few of them, and you could get a new base out of it in the process!
>It was time to gather the horde.
>....
>The horde was less impressive than you would have liked, consisting of ten unmarried, the concept still made your brain gag, zombies (including the hero's corpse), two skeletons, one of the ghoul sisters, zombie wurm, who was hugging your slumbering familiar like a teddy bear, your skeletal champion, and the hero's ghost traveling with you to ensure you didn't do anything to her body.
>Not that you would, a necromancer can never let himself be distracted by such petty things as breasts.
>That kind of thing is left for the bards.
>The dead were armored in your finest armor (which consisted of leather and Iron chest plates) and given your finest weapons (a few spears, a gaggle of axes, and a pack of maces) before your march to the south began, victory on the wind.
Got work, more later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600669
>Implying I say shit I don't really mean

Some do... while for some fetishes change, also keep in mind that this would include things like positive feedback on a posted story, feedback given while brain was more horny than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600668
>that feel when a shirohebi will never break into your house and steal your underwear
>that feel when she will never slide into your bed and become intoxicated by the smell of your essence and masturbate to the thought of having your daughterus
Imagine her doing this one day, and the next, and the next, and the next...

That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600668
As long as she lets me warm the eggs however I want until they hatch, then she can stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600682
Aww, be back soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600699
I'll try from my phone but it may be slow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Wurm, then meet the other anons that married Wurms so we can talk about how delightful Wurms are while our Wurm waifus talk about you thought I was going to put something childish here. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600706
I want to sneak up into a Wurm married couple meeting with my Jabberwock waifu and laugh at all you nerds for not marrying a real Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600703
It's fine, that'll give me more time to work on my stuff.
>>13600706
I thought you were going to say "talk about how wonderful being married to human boys is", but I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600722
That is actually what they will talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600642
I joked about recreating a scene of The Killing Joke with a werebat

Oh the things these monstergirls will do to get a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13600706
I bet wurms are innate experts at geology. Even if they never actually learnt the different terms and names, they can tell any two rocks apart with a sniff, and predict geological occurences with startling accuracy.