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If an attractive Asian girl gave you a bento at an anime convention, would you be interested in her, or really creeped out at the sudden attention?

>> No.1358916

I'd be suspicious, paranoid and try to escape as usual

>> No.1358918

Yes.

>> No.1358921

Both.

>> No.1358922

depends on how many dimensions she is.

>> No.1358924

As long as it's not pinku.

>> No.1358926

>attractive
>Asian
>girl
>anime convention
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1358931

I'd be interested in the content of the bento.

>> No.1358934

You said she was attractive, right? Why wouldn't anyone be inter

oh, g/a/y is at it again?

>> No.1358939

I'd be flattered then I'd think "Can she even cook?" then I'd say "Thank you".

>> No.1358948

>>1358934
>You said she was attractive, right? Why wouldn't anyone be inter

I don't want to be arrested for child molestation.

>> No.1358960
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1358960

I heard you guys lost your lunch.

>> No.1358968

>>1358960
I didn't loose it, per say, I just slept through noon, so I never made one.

>> No.1358982
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>>1358968

Sleeping through noon? That's bad, Oni-chan!

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1358983

If an attractive Asian girl gave you a bento at an anime convention, would you be interested in her, or really creeped out at the sudden attention?

>> No.1358994

>>1358982

What is her name? I need more of her.

>> No.1359001

>>1358983
pic unrelated?

>> No.1359010

>>1359001

Now that I look at it.....yeah.

>> No.1359018

>If an attractive Asian girl gave you a bento
What's a bento?
>at an anime convention,
What the hell am I doing at an anime convention? I can't stand those crowds.
>would you be interested in her, or really creeped out at the sudden attention?
A girl randomly approached me. I'd be interested in figuring out why.

>> No.1359025

>>1358994
D.Plan

>> No.1359028
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>>1358994

Kipi.

>> No.1359027

Thank her, then wait till she leaves and dumps the bento

I'm not that easy to assassinate, you need to have a more creative method of poisoning .

>> No.1359041

>>1359028

Thank you.

>> No.1359046

>>1359027
The food itself wasn't poisoned, but the box was covered on a contact poison. You die a week later. BAD END.

>> No.1359202

>>1359028
>>Masa D. Luffy !pjAXKingaM
Why the fuck did you come here? Go back to /cgl/ and stay there forever... don't fail up this board.

>> No.1360784

there are a lot of people at anime conventions, but none of them are attractive, asian, or girls.

>> No.1360793

Well, I'd probably be very awkward, as I always am with people, but I'd try to get to know her as much as possible. If she seems intelligent and isn't put off by my awkwardness, it would be a dream come true.

>> No.1360794
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1360794

At first I'd be somewhat amazed, awkwardly thank her for giving it to me. It depends if it's like lunch time or something right at that moment, because then I'd probably just start eating it right at the table or whatever. But then it would suddenly hit me, "Why is this girl giving me food?" I'd start becoming suspicious, leaning into paranoia as I go through scenario and scenario. First the worst I could think of would be that it's some sort of weird prank or that she lost a bet. Then it would eventually start trailing into the realm of the complete absurd, that she's trying to poison me because she's insane and I slighted her in the past or that the food is drugged and I'm going to wake up raped and with my liver missing. In the end I'd be a nervous wreck, afraid to make any single move for fear of insulting her or somehow losing my life.

>> No.1360801

>>1360794
>At first I'd be somewhat amazed, awkwardly thank her for giving it to me. It depends if it's like lunch time or something right at that moment, because then I'd probably just start eating it right at the table or whatever. But then it would suddenly hit me, "Why is this girl giving me food?" I'd start becoming suspicious, leaning into paranoia as I go through scenario and scenario. First the worst I could think of would be that it's some sort of weird prank or that she lost a bet.

For me, only this far, then I'd go run away in shame because I'll be able to imagine her and her friends laughing at me around the corner or something.

>> No.1360803

In my experience if a girl is acting nice to me she is up to no good.

>> No.1360824

GENUFLECT

>> No.1360826

>>1360803
Did you have to help a Korean move to Alabama?

>> No.1360839

I would kindly thank her. If she really seemed interested in me I would attempt to set up another meeting with her. After that I would excuse myself and not eat the food. Why the fuck would I eat food some random person gives me?

>> No.1360844

I'd start shouting to the goddamn NHK agents to come out and stop this cruel prank.

>> No.1360845

fucking weeaboo and their bullshit

>> No.1360847

I would eat the delicious food that would later turn out to be the flesh of my loli sister.

>> No.1360854

It's not a bento, it's a fucking lunchbox. Fucking weeaboos who think Japanese is some sort of sacred language that must not be translated.

>> No.1360858

>>1360854
That always gets on my nerves.

>> No.1360865

i thought bento was some kinda special meal ;_; dream is broken

>> No.1360866

kawaii pinku bento, etc

>> No.1360869

I'd say "fuck off, bitch. you're not Japanese"

>> No.1360872

I'd accept it initially and try to not eat it while just having a conversation. If she insists on staying and watching me eat it, i'd ask her to join me so at least we both get poisoned / die. If she doesn't stay for me to eat it in front of me, i'd pawn it off on my friend to test it and watch the results before i'd eat it myself.

>> No.1360873

i would be worried about poison.... how could anyone eat that? jeeze

>> No.1360876

>>1360865
It kinda is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bento

>> No.1360877

>>1358912
I would punch her in the face and stick her 'bento' up her ass.
Because I am not interested in girls. Especially asian ones.

>> No.1360880

>>1360865
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bento

>> No.1360882

>>1360872
stop watching Naruto
you bitch

>> No.1360883

>>1360877
wat

>> No.1360884

>>1360882
What?

>> No.1360888

>>1360877
OK. If an attractive Asian man gave you a bento at an anime convention, would you be interested in him, or really creeped out at the sudden attention?

>> No.1360890

>>1360888
>Asian
No.

>> No.1360895

i don't go to conventions, this would never happen to me

>> No.1360897

>>1360888
Is this man dressed as a woman, a.k.a. a trap?

>> No.1360898

sure, I'd be interested in her.

But I sure would like to know why she'd suddenly taken an interest in me.

>> No.1360899

>>1360883

lolwut? Anyhow, if i went to an anime convention i couldn't help and be at least slightly suicidal.

>> No.1360900

>>1360899
wat

>> No.1360901

>>1360899
Not homicidal?

>> No.1360903

>>1360901
I know I'd be feeling homicidal.

I did after watching that MTV "Made" or whatever it's called with the cosplayer who was turned into a "beauty queen".

>> No.1360904
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1360904

If an attractive Klingon girl gave you some Chech'tluth at a Star Trek convention, would you be interested in her, or really creeped out by the sudden attention?

>> No.1360910

>>1360908
What about the Chech'tluth?

>> No.1360908

>>1360904

I'd put her on the ground with a split lip, then take her back to my quarters.

>> No.1360911

>>1360910

Oh, that? I gave it to the targh.

>> No.1360913
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1360913

>>1360911

>> No.1360916
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1360916

Targh you say.

>> No.1360923

>>1360904

qastah nuq jay'?

>> No.1360955

>>1360923
choSuvchugh 'oy'lIj Daghur neH

>> No.1360961

>>1360955

haha. man why is there such a stigma against trekkies and hikis. this shit is awesome.

>> No.1360966

>>1360961
It's because people can't appreciate good science fiction!

>> No.1361073

/jp/ needs more Star Trek threads.

>> No.1361091
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1361091

CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD
USS ENTERPRISE

>> No.1361094

>>1360794
allah akbar, this

>> No.1361099

>>1361091

Fuck you now that song's stuck in my head.

>> No.1361104

So I'm thinking /jp/ - Japan/Star Trek

Does this sound good to everyone else?

>> No.1361115

>>1361104

Yes

>> No.1361117

>>1361115
Awesome. Emailing moot about the name change now.

>> No.1361152

>>1361099

QUITE HYPNOTIC

>> No.1361197

Star Trek is Japan-related so I will age this thread.

>> No.1361210
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>>1361091
>>1361104
/jp/ - Jean Picard

>> No.1361217

>>1361210
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'e'

>> No.1361224

>>1361217

I don't think Spock knew how to speak Klingon.

>> No.1361231

>>1361224
reH 'eb tu'lu'

>> No.1361238
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1361238

yIn nI' je chep

>> No.1361240

Spock is mai waifu.

>> No.1361242

>>1361231
>>1361238

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

>> No.1361246

>>1361240
jachchoHmeH 'Iwraj penaghtaH

>> No.1361265

This thread is fuckwin. HOCH BATLH DAQ /jp/!!!

>> No.1361298

nuq Daq yuch Dapol /jp/

>> No.1361299
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1361299

nuq Daq yuch Dapol /jp/

>> No.1361313
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>>1361299

>> No.1361318

/jp/ - Klingon

>> No.1361319

>>1361313
Hab SoSlI' Quch!

>> No.1361325

>>1361318
tlhIngan jIHbe'

>> No.1361327

>>1361299
>>1361313
>>1361319

Lol

>> No.1361329

>>1361318

Because being a weeaboo wasn't bad enough already. Stick it to the ignorant normalfags!

>> No.1361340
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1361340

may' Daa jaHDI' SuvwI' juppu' Daj lonbe

>> No.1361355
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1361355

Hail gaiz, wat's goin on in dis thread?

>> No.1361361

>>1361355
naDev qaS wanl' ramqu'

naDevvo' yIghoS

>> No.1361479

>>1361210
It's moe, Jim, but not as we know it.

>> No.1361497

>>1358912

I'd be creeped out if anyone just came up and handed me lunch out of nowhere. It's not something that's normally done, after all.

>> No.1361500

Oh wow, I left a typical weeaboo thread and returned to find it's turned into a tlhIngan Hol thread. Awesome.

>> No.1361519

>>1361500
Qapla'!

>> No.1362564

age for best thread on /jp/

>> No.1362655
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toDwI'maj qoSyItIvqu' Anonymous

>> No.1362665

>>1362564
Not reallly.

>> No.1362674

>>1362665
HItlhejQo'neS

>> No.1362701
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>>1358912
asian, so she's probably a ninja, and the lunch is poisoned. I'd eat it anyway, I'm poison proof to pretty much every poison except high level moe poisoning.
In which case this would be my reaction
<--

>> No.1362739

>>1360854
Don't be a baka!

>> No.1362745

>>1362739
Don't be a pathetic weeaboo dumbass, dumbass.

>> No.1362751

>>1362745
Kisamaaaaaaa!

>> No.1362791

I'd accept it, because free food is free food, but I'd ask her to eat part of it (my choice) first to avoid poisoning.

>> No.1362813

>>1362791
That would only work if you assume that either none or all of it must be poisoned.

>> No.1362825

>>1362813
Carefully watch her reaction for signs of fear when she agrees to eat some.

>> No.1362828

>>1358912

she poisoned it dumbass, asian girls don't randomly give out lunch boxes at conventions.

>> No.1362830

>>gave you a bento

WTF is with fucking weeabos using Japanese words in an English sentence.

>> No.1362850

Bento boxes aren't THAT amazing /jp/. During HS my mom made my bento every day, it's just the jappo version of pb&j, but asian.

>> No.1362865

Why isn't this thread about Klingon anymore?

>> No.1362876

>>1362850
Well, no shit. The significance is that it's made by a girl interested in you.

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