Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Results! This world only remembers the results!!

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[Anonymous No.]

first for lovely oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580084
Boo hoo, I'd be dead so who gives a shit. Wouldn't it be the same if she died?

Doesn't mean people don't care for one another or remember the ones they lost.

Anyway, I'm not really a kikifag to begin with. I'm all about the monstrous monsters.

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>>13580107
First for I want to force my penis down Chubby Alp Senpai

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>>13580107
GTFO of /jp/

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>"Lucky I heard you shivering, or I might never have spotted you. Don't worry, you're never going to be cold again."

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>>13580107
Good job.

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>>13580107
Awesome, you used my suggestion for the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the smell of fresh bread

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>>13580107
Alright, you didn't fuck it up.

Impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

Doppelganger a qt

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>>13580107
Damn, that's a pretty cool picture.

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>>13580116
Lady you're in my bedroom and my door was locked with three different locks. How the hell did you hear me anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimoras are olev.

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>>13580121

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>>13580127
Yetis have keen senses. They have to, otherwise rescuing travelers would be tricky.

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>>13580121
Blue board, and christ, that face, and the fact she has my fathers hairline is awful.

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>>13580129
Yes they are.

[RS No.]

Like multiarmed girls? Lamias? Both? Just finished translating this:

http://exhentai.org/g/820330/e95198bfb9/

Easily my favorite doujin. Give it a read.

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>>13580124
Too human.

It's still cute I guess.

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>>13580124
That's pretty cute, .less.

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>>13580140
>That hand
.less...

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>>13580116

>Wake up one morning
>Your bed is covered in snow and there's a Yeti girl staring at you through the open window
>"Yo, what the fuck, Yeti?" you say
>Get out of bed and trudge towards the kitchen
>You could kill for some hot chocolate right about now
>Hear the sounds of pots and pans being clattered around, the Yeti's holding them in both of her BIG MEATY PAWS
>"Not this time you little shit!"
>She uses Himalayan parkour on your ass and runs out your front door into the snow, dropping various pots and pans on the way
>"Best knock it off before I call the cops!" you yell at her
>Your phone is ringing, it's a picture of a Yeti
>Pick up the phone, hear heavy breathing followed by
>"Huuuuuggss"
>Fuck this shit, call the police
>"Hello, Officer Yeti of the Dakimakura Precinct speaking"
>Try not to cry
>Cry alot

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>>13580148
>.Less' Avatar and his Doppel cum dump

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>>13580139
I read it a few hours ago, good work RS.

[Anonymous No.]

You're outside of the house for some contrived reason when suddenly this girl swoops down on you. She rests her feet on your shoulders and she begins to tug on you while flapping her wings.

>"Heeeey cutie! It's that time again! I need you *pant* *pant* NOW!"

How do you respond?

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>>13580124
>>13580140
>>13580146
Fool, I can't be killed with moe.

[Anonymous No.]

There needs to be more crow love!

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>>13580146
>>13580140
>>13580124
>You will never force her to take on the appearance of a kikimora and tell her never to change back because you hate her original form
>You will never watch her spirit break as time goes on and you refuse to even look at her true form and constantly disguise insults about her true form through thin praise.
>"You're so much better with this new form, your old hair made me want to puke!" You laugh and she joins in, the tear spilling down her cheek is ignored while you ask for another beer.

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>"Come on Anon! Let's go on an adventure!"

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>>13580148
It's his monsterboyshit self insert again, isn't it?

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>>13580158
She's got big tits, yet rock hard abs. She must be an awkward Harpy, to have a mature woman's body.

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>>13580158
Tell her to fuck off, birds are garbage.

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>>13580158
Wait until we're past the bump-limit for this kind of stuff, okay?

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>>13580158
>>*pant* *pant*

haha fuck off.

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>>13580158
>"What do you mean 'again'? I've never seen you before. I think you have the wrong guy, lady."

>>13580175
Not him, but why?

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>>13580158
What does she mean again? Has this happened to me once already? Is this just some roleplay we do to keep the marriage interesting?

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>>13580167
Go away PsychoFox

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we won't make it to the thousandth post if we keep using the images like this.

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>>13580124
>>13580140
>>13580146

[Urge to write sappy bullshit smut rising]

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>>13580185
Probably the first time she's met you. 'Again' as in it's mating season, again.

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>>13580153
Why is she stealing my pans? Is she gonna beat me with them to get her hugs? Is she gonna fill them with cold water and dump them on me?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, who wants to hear a joke?

Human Boy Rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580124
>>13580146
>>13580140
This level of adorable is too high. I'm calling the cops

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>>13580187
Fucking this.

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>>13580167
Sorry but I'm taken

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>>13580158
Ask her to tell me more.

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>>13580197
I got a better one.

Undead Lilim.

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>>13580187
Images are always spammed at starts of threads until discussion picks up, this is normal

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>>13580195

She's stealing your pans because you can't warm up without her hugging you, you silly goose.

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>>13580167
I'm already spoken for, miss.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop spamming images you fucks.

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>>13580031
>is he even still around?
I don't have much to do but be here every day. Having dinner right now though.

>>13580042
>Less obvious
I got called out for being extremely obvious just earlier today. Albeit a different nickname, but still. Obvious is my middle name.

>>13580080
>I did it to refer to the one guy always voting for Anubis in every MGK with utmost enthusiasm and zeal.
Yeah this. Assuming you are in fact the one who began using it to refer to my always voting Anubis in MGK.

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>>13580197
I got one too.

Alped. No spirit energy for you.

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>>13580164
I just want to tease a crow tengu during mating season so that she loses self-control and violates me extra-hard.

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>>13580210
I'll just put on a sweater, boots, and a hat and watch her pout from the window as I'm warm

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>>13580197
>Everyone's blowing their collective memeloads

Please show us more of your beautiful smug visage. The smugger the better.

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>>13580216
>assuming you are in fact the one who began using it to refer to you
Well golly GEE, maybe if I was the MGK guy-OH WAIT, I AM.
Work on your Dragoon story, mate.

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>>13580215

Make me

[Anonymous No.]

She doesn't need a contrived reason. She's here for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580233
>[X] Remove Seal

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>>13580233

>TFW no writefaggots outside of Seafoam and that one glorious anonymous bastard will ever capture an MG doing that ever again
>I didn't rape you because I love you
>I raped you because I -could-

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>>13580107
>>13580123
>Have the OP all ready to go
> three threads until archival
>"Alright, I think I can go take a shower. This thread isn't going anywhere."
>Come back
>New thread is up
Y-Yeah, guys...f course I didn't fuck it up.
Yeah...

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>>13580233
>"I'm trying to roast that boar."
>"Stop bothering me right now."
>"Do you want dinner or not?"

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>>13580241
I'll see what I can do about it later.

>>13580240
Excellent taste.

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>>13580243
No idiot, take the credit.

Always remember kids: Lie, cheat and steal.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay guys, at least delete some of your reaction images.

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>>13580226
After dinner, I shall try.

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>>13580241
Could I get a link to the latter one?

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>>13580215
This ones just for you anon

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>>13580253
Good. I'm going to try working on writing as well after I beat a one winged Tengu, a Jiang Shi, and a 400,000% chuuni Demon with a scythe in DoD.

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>>13580233
I cast [Fire].

[Anonymous No.]

Shit thread.

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>>13580251
But that would be inconvenient! They have to do like, three whole clicks, and move the mouse in between!

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>>13580257

http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd

Probably the only good Manticore next to Seafoam and RS given that BB are a pair of Oroboros faggots who suck each other off to shit fetishes

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>>13580245
>implying she'd have anything but your dick for dinner


>>13580266
And now you have a flaming Ushi-Oni on you.

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>>13580146
>>13580146
Stop this, god dammit! I won't be swayed by cuteness this easily!

I must resist. Think of manly things, manly things god dammit! Uh...guns! Uhhh...beer! Curse words! Explosions! Badass steel armor sets! Krav Maga! Thermite! Fighter jets!...

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>>13580275
>flaming Ushi-Oni
Of course I do, all according to keikaku.

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>>13580186
I am not psychofox, quit being a douche Inari.

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>>13580284
I'm not Inari, stop being a faggot Bob

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>>13580216
pschofox is the guy who does MGC dating games, commercials, some random stuff and loves his fox women, and apparently annoys the crap out of Inari (good job).

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>>13580284
>implying only Inari thinks Psychofox is a faggot

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>>13580287
I am not yer pal buddy!

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>>13580294
>commercials

That garbage was him? Well thank god it stopped.

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>>13580295
Only Inari is spineless the bring it up in the thread. go fap to alp pics and listen to asmr Inari

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>>13580233
>You'll never be pinned down by a monstergirl.
>She'll never hold you close to her chest while violating your lower half with her lower half.
>You'll never try to kiss her.
>She'll never blush furiously and give you a half lidded smile before pulling you in for a passionate kiss.

Goddamn it.

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>>13580294
I know all that. I never even asked in that post, so why'd you explain all that? Misquote?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to have fun with moeblob monster girls and you can't stop me!

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>>13580298
I'm not your buddy, friend!

[Tarage !!4BTLAEjXDRE No.]

>>>/a/126117150

For those who still want the link. Let me know if you guys don't care anymore. I think I forgot last chapter.

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>>13580305
Kill yourself

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>>13580269
You, sir, have excellent taste and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. More actual rapist rapemonsters!

>>13580303
Though, this is fine too.

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>>13580294
Annoying Inari is the only good thing he does, otherwise he's a narcissistic cunt who thinks all negative posts about his are one single person called "bitch-kun"

If he actually makes something the threads like he'll also do his best to run it into the ground so hard that it'll hit the earths core.

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Needs more Living Doll

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>>13580139
someone showed me it and i thought it was gonna be trash because i saw guro/ vore
was surprised that its barely there. thanks

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>>13580302
I don't really care a bout a few people throwing their purses around, but you better not be insulting muh asmr

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>>13580309
Thanks mang.

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>>13580313
Why?

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>>13580302
>everyone who hates me is one person
Get the fuck over yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Would most people take it as a compliment or an insult to be called "fuckboy" by a monster girl?

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>>13580338
I wouldn't care one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

leave IRC butthurt in IRC, you wanted to get away from these threads

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>>13580338
What did you call me, you piece of shit faggot furball cunt?

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>>13580294
>loves fox women
>hates inari, the guy named after a fox MG
Thats kind of funny

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>>13580338
Possibly an insult

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>>13580338
I would be honored.

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>>13580338
Insult.

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>>13580338
What does that even mean, that you're a slut?

Because with monstergirls I would be a slut

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>>13580338
Context and tone would determine it honestly, and no captcha shampoo is not a drink.

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>>13580359
Most likely as a passing catcall.

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>>13580338
I'd call her a "husbandoless town bike" in return to see how she feels about it.

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>>13580338
Depends on the kind of monster. Oni? Ushi-Oni? Ogre? Minor insult, but nothing to get worked up over. Certainly an indication of attraction, at least.
Fucking faggot cats and other weak ass shit? Big insult.

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>>13580319
>You will never buy another living doll and watch your first one boil with jealousy at having to share the time she spends with you

living dolls are cute.

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>>13580338
Flattered

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>>13580309
Much appreciated.

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>>13580368
>Takane dressed up as the Living Doll
That doesn't count as a MG.

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>>13580368
Yeah, you'd think it was cute until you wake up and one has been brutally disassembled by the other.

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>>13580338
Is that you, Gunstar?

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>>13580374
>Implying the victor wouldn't make use of the other's parts

>Now I am the best of both of us, Anon.

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I want a yandere living doll try to get closer to me by repeatedly attempting to use a voodoo ritual to switch bodies with a human girl!

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>>13580374
>Implying

>You find the original living doll disassembling the second one in the middle of the night
>You scold her and force her to help you reassemble her parts
>every few days after that you have to stop them from trying to destroy the other and get them to play well together

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>>13580338
What kind of spineless faggot would take that as a complement?

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>>13580377
How would I be Gunstar?

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>>13580385
Well, doing a filename search through archives traced me back to a post that involved "Deputy Sacha", a character in of his yours? stories.

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>>13580391
How did you...

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>>13580400
Wait a minute that code

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>>13580412
Wait a minute that FUCKING CODE*

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>>13580380
Does it have the voice of Wormtongue or Celia from Monsters Inc.?

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>>13580413
THE TIME HAS COME

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>>13580400
I was bored, and wondered if it was Boob asking about the 'fuccboi' thing, thus I didn't have to recognize your typing style either.

By the way, are you writing anything right now? I really like your writefaggotry and I hope to see you continue things like the Kunoichi Onee-san, and that Apophis/Pharaoh teacher story.

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>>13580425
HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IM NUUUCLEAAAAAR

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>>13580426
I suppose it is summer, and I should be doing something with my life.
I haven't been writing, but I have been requesting on drawthreads to make up.

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>>13580440
Did you request that Pharaoh in Pharaohman attire in the /v/ drawthreads by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>Two of your Khornate Kikimoras have given birth
>Both children have red feathers/hair
>All 13 of them took this as a sign that they've been blessed, and the newest of the bunch used it as an excuse to ramp up her efforts to get pregnant as well
>You tried to explain to them that while not common, recessive genes can show in multiple children
>Your father was the son of Irish immigrants, after all
>They dismissed that almost before you were even finished telling them
>Also, as she said she would, the police officer has started bringing suspects she's arrested to your home first, where they all make them fight like she was made to fight
>All different kinds of monster girls, and even the rare human
>Fortunately, none of them seem as easily influenced as Kikimoras do
>Unfortunately, there's now a growing number of people with knowledge of a corrupt cop dragging suspects into a basement where 13 Kikimoras and a guy in a chair watch them fight each other with weapons
>At this point, you're in so deep that if this ever comes crashing down on your head you'll probably never see the light of day again

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>>13580446
I'm as surprised as you that it got accepted.

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>>13580440
I'd like a few drawfags to draw some things for me, but none will ever draw any of my characters.
Well, one did, but he's like the wind.

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>>13580459
Yeah, I'm really tempted to do a vidya-related request involving an MGE monstergirl.

But I'm worried that I'd attract negative attention like the guy that requests Glacies despite the fact she's not /v/ related

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>>13580379
>Living doll develops a taste for other dolls and their suffering
>Constantly pesters you to buy her more 'prey' to feed on
>You're forced to go out and bring innocent loving living dolls who think they're going to be loved and cared for
>As night descends you unlock 'her' door and let her loose
>Her upperbody is still cute as always, she kisses your cheek and thanks you for buying her latest 'addition'
>And then the rest of her body slithers out of her room
>A tail made out of the ten or so torsos of the previous dolls she kills
>All of them connected by arms or legs that she joined together
>Looks more like some sort of demonic oomukade than a living doll at this point
>You go back to your room and close the door.
>You can't help but cry when you hear the screams of the new living doll who you had just put to bed an hour ago
>She was so innocent, so carefree, and she didn't even know that she was being manipulated
>A while later 'she' crawls into your room. Two new porcelain arms attached to her back as she shows off her new capabilities
>"Next time bring me a stronger opponent daddy, or I might get bored. Who know what I'll do if that happens" Her sweet voice reaches your ears, but her eyes are full of bloodlust
>You promise to bring her a worthy opponent and she giggles childishly before setting off for her room
>The sound of a thousand wretched legs beat against the floor as she exits your room
>You reach for the axe underneath your pillow and promise yourself one final time. Soon you'll free her from the madness that has overtaken her mind.

This greentext brought to you by karen.

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>>13580471
It's a fucking doll. Just axe her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580458
That's pretty hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580280
>Krav Maga

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>>13580466
Do what I do.
Say you want X vidya-related character to be drawn as Y monster girl.
Like, what about Fire Emblem's Olivia as a lamia?

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>>13580446
Did Loen draw Fi? Cute.

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>>13580476
You don't know how creepy doll/puppets work.

You can destroy their body but they always come back for bullshit horror movie reasons. Living Dolls are confirmed to do this. So unless you find an expert in spooky scary or a gypsy you're fucked.

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>>13580471
I'm with >>13580476, just set her ablaze and watch the porcelain melt from her face as you chop her to pieces.

>>13580491
>Dealing with Gypsies
I prefer to keep my belongings when visiting someone thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

> Be Hugboss Snugglemuffins in a p'ork tribe
> You're the plumpest, so you're the president
> organize humanboy raid
> mainly involves talking about how there's humanboys over there
> you are not smart cookies

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>>13580485
Is this from Paradox?
If so, recruited.

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>>13580471
This is fucking cool, I've always imagined a Living Doll that could absorb traits from other monsters.
>>13580484
I have done that in the past, with minimal success.
I'll never get that Gladius girl though ;_;
>>13580486
Nah, that's from some random drawfag.

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>>13580486
Loen is the based deity of cuteness that other drawfags can't even compare to.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way for a girl to be turned to a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580479
What's wrong with Jew Jitsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580514
brought before an apophis and forced into a mindless mummy to serve for eternity and hunger for semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580514
Exposure to DE in MGE.
Frankly it depends on what setting you're talking aboot.

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>>13580514
Subterfuge.
She doesn't know it'll happen until it happens.

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>>13580514
By the queen bitch herself. Corruption is shitty no matter what. May as well get the power and bragging rights that come with being turned by the DL.

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>>13580514
Being turned into a lamia by an Apophis.
Its objectively the best way because lamas are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580506
ZN does cute and .Less has started doing cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580514
Having sex with a disguised Alp that's still trying to cling to her former sexuality, only for the Alp to go "Oh god what have I done" when she turns into a succubus from the mamono mana.

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>>13580514
Delicious yuri.

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>>13580526
>Started
ONE pic.
>ZN
Didn't he go on some spirit journey?

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>>13580499
Of course I'm not smart cookies, I'm the hugboss not a pastry

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>>13580530
>One pic
Well, I mean, the Dopple pics are pics. Plural
>Didn't he go on some spirit journey?
Well .Less is back from it. And Mari's back from it. I mean, they wouldn't just leave their buddies behind, right? Right?

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>>13580530
>spirit journey
Everyone's going on a spirit journey, are you surprised?

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>>13580536
>Doppel pics
Those are cute in a girly sort of way. Loen's is a genuine cute.
>Right
Anon...

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>>13580499
Obviously they need to find a male elf and let their biological imperative kick in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580514
Being snuck a poison which makes her body burn up with unbelievable lust and pleasure as the demonic formula alters her body into the form of a monster which best suits her deepest thoughts and desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580520
Any setting - I mean your favorite way that you've heard of or made up.

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>>13580540
No no, I'm agreeing with you that Loen is the based god of cute. I'm just saying that he's not the only one, abit in a large lead considering he's achieved deity status
>Anon...
Anon, please. They're friends. Friends don't leave friends behind, right? Right?

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>>13580517
Too many LARPing mcdojos even legit ones are way too rare to the point that no one really knows what it's supposed to be. As far as most can tell it's just what an MMA gym would teach you with a fancy name. Of course a lot of kravfags will pull the TMAfag fallacy of 2deadly4DaStreets! while at the same time not even practicing full contact sparring at their school.

If you want to fight this is the guideline

Muay Thai/Boxing/ Sanda / Kyokushin Karate + BJJ/ Wrestling/ Judo/ Sambo

One striking. One for grappling.

Other TMA can good but has Krav's problem. Unlike Krav though, it's actually easier to find imo and you can more easily see examples of it in practice.

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>>13580514
Slow transition, first she feels the urge to have sex/rape a guy, then she starts to transform while fucking the guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580546
Well he's practically the only one to me since he's consistent.
>Right
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580553
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580547
What do you think of Silat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580553
You are my african friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580554
I know I know, I'm just saying
>...
Anon, you can't be saying that .Less and Mari would fight the final boss and defeat it, then take the loot and leave without helping their friends try and fight the final boss when it respawns so they can complete their quest, right?
I mean, who would do that?

[Anonymous No.]

So did I miss it, or did the threads not explode over these two?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw people talk about their favorite girl and you can't participate because you like too many of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580568
.Less and Mari, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
The latter. You're going to have to tell me who the fuck they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
What is this even?

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/4507655

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580574
Slut. Just pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580499
>"WE AIN'T HAD NUFFIN' BUT DILDOS TO FUCK FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS."
>"YEAH, WHY CAN'T WE RIDE SOME MEAT?!"
>P'Orc looks at the frightened shota captives.
>"Wot about them? They're FRESH!"
>"THEY ARE NOT. FOR RAPING. THEY ARE TO BE BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO THE DARK EMPRESS!"

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>>13580571
I don't recall those two getting much attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
You've got to be squidding me. You've got to be inking crazy if you think anyone knows who these are
I mean seriously, who the squid are these people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
Nothing happened. Though Callie a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
I want to Splat their Oons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580574
>tfw everyone hates your favorite with a blazing passion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580568
>You really think someone would do that?
>Just fight the final boss and then boot all his friends from the party when the drops show up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580582
I can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
Who are they, and why do they look so hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
Sorry. I only like good squids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580514
Controlled experiments in human research institutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580590
Happened to me yesterday in crota's end.

Speaking of which, are there any destiny monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580589
Cat Sith? Then you clearly need to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580591
Fucking slut get outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580606
There's nothing wrong with being a slut for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580598
No.
Amazon. Cait Sith a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580596
They already gave the Wizard boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580596
>Destiny Monstergirls
>Cute Dreg-chan gets bullied all the time by Captain-senpai for not having curves like her
>Wizard-tan casts hypnotizes you to breed a Thrall legion
>Vex want to make all of them having husbandos a universal constant
>Disciplined Cabal battalions rain down on the City, claiming strong Guardian husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580613
>everyone hates amazon's with a blazing passion
You need to leave for being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571
I get it's from the same game that the squid in the Hatred comic appears, but I have no idea what it is about and I don't know why I should care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580620
>everyone
It's only a few people that like to shitpost about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580564
I'm afraid I don't know too much about the arts that fall into Silat.

It's TMA so the best thing to look into with those is the school, their practices, community, and so on. This is true for any martial art, however it goes doubly so for any art that also isn't a popular combat sport.

For example, just about everyone knows how boxing, judo, or wrestling works to some extent so it's a lot easier to find proper schools.

Karate on the other hand. Is actually a broad category of different arts, different schools, and even just different teaching methods. While also not really being a popular combat sport. Notice I listed a specific art of Karate in the previous post.

From skimming Silat it looks okay. If you ever decide to try it go for one that pressure tests. Meaning they drop the stuff that doesn't work in full-contact spars.

If you want to learn more about certain arts I would check out /asp/ or even Bullshido.net.
If you think the debates here are bad,well, you'll gain some big insight on martial arts but really lose some hope for mankind along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580620
You bring them up, people start shitposting about them. It's the way of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580620
>>13580613
>>13580598
I think both could be nice but everyone is too busy throwing shit like always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580632
That was my point.
>>13580636
>because people shitpost about something that means everybody hates them
You're dumber than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580639
No. Cait Sith a shit.
>>13580641
If you don't think everyone (or at least, near everyone) hates them, you haven't been here long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to Row Row Fight the Power with Chubby Apophis Senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580613
I like her too. I think most are ambivalent to a lot of monsters but you'll only really see the shitposters because they're the ones posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you and your waifu take on a high level technology wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580646
>Chubby
More like Roll Roll Fight The Power, huehuehue hyaknowwhatImsayin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580653
LIGHTNING BOLT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580653
But I AM the techno wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580673
But are you and your waifu strong enough to take on the other one?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like Amazons if they could pull off a 201 hit ultra combo while this song played https://youtu.be/y2N7JP7k_bw?t=8m29s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580673
Speaking of which, would any Monstergirl be able to husbando Techo Viking at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580662
>Everytime she raises her hand to point to the heavens, you sneak behind her and fondle her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580685
>Techo Viking
2000, called. They want their memes back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580653
She probably would've done the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580682
I'd rather see them pull HEAT moves to this track:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjD5bXTHPQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580653
My waifu is the techno wizard. Monomolecular blades backed up by artificial muscle fibrils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580678
Yeah, sure. We'll kick his steel ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580699
Way too MGR/GitS

>>13580694
Pulled out a gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580703
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580682
>>13580697
>somewhere out there, an Amazon begins her training, but she's not sure why.
>she must become THE combo-master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580653
If that's all he's got up his sleeve, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580553
The clear winner - why never any doujins of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580146
>>13580140
>>13580124
Is that her real body or she is already transformed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580713
>but she's not sure why
She desires to have the skills to protect her future husbands smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, could you help me wash my back?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580719
The same reason doujin artists hardly do kinky shit for mangas like One Piece and Jojo. They can't draw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580616
>You're patrolling the cosmodrone for those stupid metal plant things
>Suddenly the sky goes dark and you hear the roar of a fallen dropship overhead
>You don't have time to pull out your hawkmoon before four vandals hold you down each with their four arms
>A yellow health bar vandal steps in front of you and screams something in their strange language
>Disrobes her lower armor before mounting you viciously
>Forces you to cum several times before knocking you out using the butt of her shock rifle
>Several expansions later you're running the prison of elders when you're spotted by a dreg who calls out to you
>"daddy?" She cries out in the ancient fallen language.
>Both fallen and guardians stop shooting to look at you with a disgusted gaze
>Your dreg daughteru is too busy kissing you and crying tears of joy to notice
>A few seconds later everything goes black followed by "You were disconnected from the fireteam"

I don't why I wrote this and I hate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs are the best at using guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580727
Girtablilus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580727
Centaurs.
Their legs can be used to absorb all the recoil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580727
Multi-armed ones and those with keen eyesight.
Cupids and Elves might have a knack since Archery also requires a good eye and reflexes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580727
Any warrior monstergirl, swords become more ceremonial and guns are of course their go-to weapon for fighting. Ranged ones like Centaur, Cupid, and Elf having the most potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580727
whichever has the most arms to manipulate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580571

Been lurking the generals, looks like a fun game but i don't have a Wii U, I'd fuck the one on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580727
Anything with fingers, but particularly Elves. I think Amazons would be surprisingly good at it, given their culture's dedication to hunting/martial prowess. Lizardmen and Salamanders as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580731
>absorb all the recoil
It wouldn't absorb it all all. It would just brace her body.
All the recoil goes into the shoulder, meaning high caliber rounds such as those used in elephant rifles will still break her collar bone if she doesn't hold it properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580721
I don't know why but I got the mental image of an Amazon returning home to her husbando, and he looks down for some reason. So she starts tickling and kissing him to make him smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580737
YOU'RE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580730
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580736
God damn, multiple hands are simple but so erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580745

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580744
>She starts tickling and kissing him to make him smile
Now I'm imaging a kuudere Amazon who turns extremely dere when she's alone with her man, hugging and squishing him like a teddy bear all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580653
I can just have my friend Hackerman send me and my waifu through time on a Commodore 64

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580167
Oh boy, what's the adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580745
HE

[Anonymous No.]

You're sitting down at your desk for the first day of highschool when this girl burst through the door, jumps into your arms and loudly says

>"We're finally in the same class!!!"

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580758
>>13580751

JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580760
Yay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580760
"Whfuu thuh hull uhr yuu?"
Get it? Muffled voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580269
...Gonna be honest, I'd rather read futa than what this seems to be.

>>13580760
I don't know what it is about extra arms but it creeps me the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580693
Memes didn't exist back then anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580760
"Where are your other two arms, Spiral?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580760
Ask her to keep herself at arm's length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580760
>"Dammit, I told you to stop this in 4th grade!"
>"The others will start gossiping!"
>"No! You are not coming over! I don't care about playing Mario 64 together again!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580753
That's how I usually picture them. Stoic, a little dense at times, very engrossed in the whole warrior culture. But when she's alone with her husband, or when she's riding him in front of others, she can drop the formalities and show all of her affection. She doesn't want her friends to tease her for being cheesy and overly romantic after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580458
This started cute. And now it's scary.
>Get locked away
>The maids all break out, aided by a Khornate berserker rage
>Slaughter the entire prison and convert the rest
>You quickly grow to have a few hundred followers
>Forced to create your own kingdom upon an ocean of blood and foundations of bone.
>They coronation you somewhat against your will and you now stand at the helm of war all over a silly joke a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580727

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580766
>...Gonna be honest, I'd rather read futa than what this seems to be.

It's sexual assault of a man, by a monster girl. There's some tailpussy in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580766
It's literally just a detailed scenario of Manticore's profile. No modern setting, or moe stuff, or making her out to be sympathetic. Just a monster tricking a soldier into thinking she will eat him but then has an erotic and freaky surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580768
Calling internet memes 'memes' is a meme.
Please learn what memes actually are, Jack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580773
>>13580753
Isn't this just regular amazon without the exhibitionist fetish? Whatever, I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580784
That's the thing. It is how they are, which is why I like them. But I did mention exhibitionism in my post. The 'riding in front of others' part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580726
>Meeting your daughteru in a gladiator prison
No daughter of mine is going to be a delinquent space pirate! Me and Dinklebot are hopping the first jumpship out of there with her, going back to the City, and raising a proper alien. Clean up that ratty armor, get rid of the tattoos, get her some nice prosthetics, and help her settle down. Maybe the vanguard can bind a job for her at the Tower. I don't care if the other Dregs laugh at her for not being a 'proper' Fallen, she lives in my House, I'm the Kell, and I make the rules. Then I go back to the Prison, bind the Captain who chopped her arms off, shove an Invective down her throat, & keep pulling the trigger until I run out of ammo.

I hate myself for this, too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580782
>>13580778
Wait but anon said it was unapologetic rape
Like, with smug
So it's like the bitchboy story where the manticore is too embarrassed to admit she's psychotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580777
>Short barrel
>Having a bi pod but standing
She might as well used the M82A2 shoulder mount variant, like Snake had in MGS4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580797
>The rocket-launcher looking thing
BUT IT WAS SO COOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580794
>thinking unapologetic rape = smug

No. It's about a knight trying to kill a monster who supposedly wants to eat his flesh because she gets a laugh out of it. And then she rapes him when he fucks up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580794
No? She rapes him, and uses threats/trickery. That's all there is to it. Just read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580799
The M82A2 was awesome, and allowed one to actually fire a Barret properly standing up since these fuckers were heavy.
Also the set up distributed the recoil elsewhere, allowing f=you to not get knocked on your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580139
thanks for your work, RS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580802
>>13580803
Oh wait I remember this one.
Still rather read futa but for a different reason. Manticores just really aren't my thing, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>No big, strong, monster girls to dominate and submit after defeating in combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580797
That's an XM109, prototype 25x59mm grenade launcher. Its barrel actually starts right after the mag, and it's considered a good length for a launcher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580811
>Grenade launcher
Looks EXACTLY like a Barret with a shorter barrel. Is it made by the same company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580810
You're entitled to your own tastes. I don't share them, but I can see why you would have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580811
>>13580815
Also, Grenade Launcher normally DON'T have muzzle breaks on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580816
We need more girls with demonic tattoos, they're hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580815
Yep, same company. It's a variant of the M107 platform. They've been working on it since late 2004.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580810
I'm gonna lick her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

___ The ___

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
Worship and Serve the Lilim,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580823
If you look up some of the character's KC has done you'll find quite a bit. He loves those things. Even has a name for them "pleasure runes".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580823
I have a couple but sadly, a rather limited collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
GRIND THE CARTILAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580810
>no small, weak monster girls to coerce into "dominating" me and stutter and flub their lines as they get taken out of their comfort zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
Kiss the Tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580810
I'm a man of traditions; I prefer the big ones to dominate me and the small ones to dominate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
>>13580842
STRIP THE FLESH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
Tickle the Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580846
SALT THE WOUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
SALT THE WOUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
Kiss the lips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580854
>LIGHT THE FUSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580854
>>13580851
>>13580846
Gasmask what the fuck are you doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580810
I personally prefer to be the right hand man who is largely ignored at first but is slowly recognized as the person who is keeping the other side afloat.

I'm basically the infuriating pocket medic for a jinko/dragon waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580843
>>13580810

I want to defeat high tier monsters in combat but still have them dom me. Double points if it's because I'm a caster and they're a big melee type.

>tfw you have to constantly hide your powerlevel from your dragon waifu
>tfw she finds out
>NO! I'm going to be your dragon slut and you're gonna like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580825
Why would they put a muzzle break on a grenade launcher?
Also:
>Barrel starts right after the mag
Doesn't that sound a little off? Since the bolt pushes the bullet forward after sliding back from recoil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
CONDUCT The POOPTRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580843
>Convincing meek, weak monster girls into trying to be doms just to see how they go
I'm not even a subfag and I find this interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580720
It's her real form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
Cuddle the Lilim
Kiss the Lilim
Hold the Hands
Fuck the Thighs
How would a Lilim respond to being showered with love and affection?
Oh yeah, and while I'm on the topic of Lilims, I've been thinking. If they're called "Lilims" would that mean the Demon Lord's name is Lilith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580863
>more powerful than your MG
>still wants to be sub

Well, I can't really relate, but whatever floats your boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580854
>>13580857
I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
PULL THE STRING
PULL THE STRING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580878
I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580871
>Doppelgangers can look like anyone
How would she respond to being told you only want to have sex with her as herself?

[Anonymous No.]

It's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580830
What this guy >>13580834
Said. Waifu for laifu. With additional harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580882
NIPPLE SALADS
NIPPLE SALADS
nipple salads.....
NIPPLE SALADS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580840
I might get banned for this one.
Which is sad, because it's only partially related.
http://i.imgur.com/JMAUhyF.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580875
It just makes my dick hard. I can't fully explain it.

Though I would justify it by being a glass cannon type while the waifu would have most of the physical strength. So even if I could drop her with a spell or some sort of stealth technique it wouldn't help in the bedroom where we're in close quarters and not trying to kill each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580309
I care. Thanks a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580863
For whatever reason this is making me think of a strong monstergirl with a fetish for being dominated. Specifically an Amazon who pins her husband to the bed and then begs him to tie her up, spank her, and call her a bad girl before fucking her all night long.
Her sisters think she's a serious deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580894
psychedelic g2 draws the best succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580892
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580867
The bolt pushes the bulelt into the barrel, and after shooting, the extractor is sent back by the recoil, pulling the spent casing back with it and spitting it out before cucling a new round in. Don't see anything wrong with that since most grenade launchers and firearms in general work that way.

>Why would they put a muzzle break on a grenade launcher?
I asked myself the same question, but then I realized it's fucking Barret. Those hicks love slapping fancy muzzle breaks in everything they make. There's a first time for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>Krieg ends up in MGE World
>Starts tearing through the upper eschalons of the monster heirarchy
>Hocks buzz axes into the face of every oppressive tyrant
>Half the monsters are terrified of him
>The other half experience a tidal wave in their panties at the sight of a 7-foot tall man built like a tank performing feats of utter dominance
>Entire legions of Amazons pledge themselves to him in the hope of siring his children
>All he ever talks about is 'the pretty lady'
>Everyone insists they're the pretty lady, but nobody has any proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580890
Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580890
You got lucky Gunstar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580338
Semi insult
>"Wow ya rude cunt what was that for?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580842
>>13580846
>>13580851
>>13580854
>>13580857
>>13580869
>>13580878
>>13580882
>>13580892
>>13580903
And then suddenly Krieg.
How would he do in the monstergirl world?
Would he become some sort of Barbarian king?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580890
10/10 would get punched in the face by

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580906
Yeah, we did that before we cooked up a character that's a mix of Krieg and a Stalker. He's Gasmask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580895
I guess that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580912
>>13580906
Huh, well that answers my question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580887
By losing her shapeshifting ability
Read the profile, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580863
I know that feel. I'd love to be dommed by someone far weaker than me. It just adds a whole extra level of sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580906
Would be Lizardmen, and Salamanders. That's not how MGE amazons work. They're like the one warrior race that's notable for not wanting/expecting their husbands to be fighters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580269
late reply, but I actually found the story on TMM. It's "Wicked Manticore" by Amanomiya:
http://www.themonstermultiverse.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=2175

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580890
Well shit, who the hell is that other OR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580912
He'd finally achieve his dream of winning Best Supporting Actor.

He'd also manage to ride a bicycle made exclusively out of human meat.

>>13580915
I don't care about threadcanon characters, and presumably a decent chunk of people feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580904
The barrel can't begin from behind the magazine since the bullet is pushed forward. It's no bullpup, which means it has a fairly short barrel for the job it has.

Muzzle breaks are meant to reduce recoil by rediverting expelled gas backwards at an angle. Normal grenade launchers have very little recoil due to how they launch. One could argue that it's needed since the rounds this thing fires are actually more akin to explosive bullets than grenades due to the casing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580875
>Implying my plan isn't to git gud so I can stay pure for the moment I submit myself to my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580935
Who knows.
Bottom line, I got a delivery. So yay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580903
I LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, AND I ATE IT ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580906
That's not how amazonesses work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580945
MAHAHAHA! MY MIND IS ON FIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580938
Who is your waifu? Would you tell her about it? I'm sure she'd appreciate it and shower you with lots of affection if she knew how hard you worked to meet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580947
Oh yes it is.
Kreig has got that special perfume.
It's called "eau de blood of the weak mixed with sweat and gunpowder"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580947
It is when we're talking about Krieg.
Dude's ripped as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580943
Yep.

Christ, you paid $70 for pic-related? Butter-T is expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580947
Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580951
STOP DYING AT ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580960
How do you commission from Butter-T anyways? I want shit from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580966
HOW CAN I SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580863
>after defeating your dragon waifu in combat you have to convince her to be a dom again
>Likewise she does her best to convince you that you were born to dom her
>each of you do your best to convince the other that you're naturally submissive and need to be dommed
>You walk in on her tied up and gagged and begging to fucked by you
>A few days later you cover your body in warm fudge and present yourself to her
>The day after that she wakes you up with a blowjob while wearing full maid cosplay
>You go all out by presenting your erection with a lacy pink tie and a humiliating position
>It seems to work until you wake up one day you wake up in bed alone
>You get up and walk to the kitchen where you find her sitting down with flushed cheeks
>The moment you're in her sight she darts at you and grabs onto your shirt by the hem
>"A-Anon?" She calls out meekly while desperately holding on tight
>You think it's just an act until you see the black arrow on the floor beside her chair

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580964
People who like the monster. People who hate certain threadcanon or inaccurate portrayals also coincidentally are big fans of that monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580960
I paid about as much for that kunoichi one, too.
Still waiting on .less's waitlist for Pharaoh and Apophis as Shantae and Risky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580947
But anon, that's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580970
SHUT-SHUT-SHUT-SHUT UP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580971
I'll take the blushing dragon then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580971
So Cupid made her back into a Dom? Based as fuck

As for reaction, I sit there and let her make me her treasure, just as a Dragonslut should

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580976
I'LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580971
Does this mean she'll dom now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580968
Contact him on Pixiv. Hope he gets back to you.
I'm still waiting on a sketch of something I asked for costing $180.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580982
I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580972
So morons that can't deal with people liking a monster girl a different way than them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580953
Vampire, and I don't think I need to tell her. I have the sensation that monsters can feel when you're powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580971
>Not enjoying your sub dragon
The fire of hatred burns inside me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580971
If it means she'll dom again, then I'm happy. Thanks Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580984
Does he speak English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580986
There is no me, there is no you! There is only the never ending spit and bile of combat! The twenty-four hour murder spree of shining metal! I drink the blood and eat the loot and breathe the numbers, because I! AM! A MONSTER! NOW AND FOREVER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580984
>$180.
>For a sketch
I'm sorry, fucking WHAT? You paid that much for a fucking doodle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580971
Jesus fuck, can't you just take turns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580996
Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580990
>Not wanting a proud strong queen of the lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580984
>$180
>Still haven't heard back
You dun gouf'd.
Captcha, ribs are not steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580990
If I wanted a Lizard I would go for one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580937
>The barrel can't begin from behind the magazine
I didn't say that. I said the barrel starts right after the magazine ends, which is in front of it.

Bullpups are naturally built with longer barrels than standard rifles. The barrel looks short on the XM109's barrel (~45 cm) is only a little bit shorter than the M82/M107 platform (~51 cm), which is designed to be a long range weapon.

Most modern grenade lauchers have way shorter barrels, the M203 (~30.5 cm), the M320 (~28 cm), and even the Mk.19 automatic grenade launchers have way shorter barrels.

The XM109 has a long barrel by both precision rifle and grenade launcher standards. Remember that it's supposed to be a long-range anti-material weapon. It has a muzzle break to reduce the recoil even further, because why the fuck not? Like I said, Barret felt like doing it, so go ask them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581001
I'm gonna kill you all, I'm gonna kill your friends and your family, I'm gonna track down your grandparents and turn them inside-out, nobody can stop the blood train that will turn your loved ones into a red splatter across the tracks of humanity!

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are people. Not a costume.

Not all manticores are evil, guro-loving sadists, not all, not all cyclops are meek, kuudere blacksmiths, and not all amazoness are gonna be into submissive, bishounen shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581002
She still is, just not when she's alone with me.

>>13581004
>implying you could get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580987
You could argue that people don't like the monstergirl at all, and just like something that sort of resembles them. Also, since when is something like bonnet tipping lizardman even really enjoying the monstergirl? It's such a stupid meme and so far removed from the actual character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581011
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581002
>Not just stabbing her with a golden arrow to regain her dom side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581011
Beating a dead horse bro.
Still, be easier to make a point with a story or art rather than just a tiny post like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580139
Thanks RS, that was pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581011
>not all amazoness are gonna be into submissive, bishounen
Fucking hell they told me being a sub bishounen rapebait was the key to getting any girl I wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581010
SWING THE AXE AND DRINK THE HEALTH!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581025
Stereotypes and cliches are common for a reason anon. There are outliers, but stereotypes exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581025
>being a sub bishounen rapebait
I think you're gonna do fine with the amazon people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581011
>not all amazoness are gonna be into submissive, bishounen shotas.

True, but since their culture is basically a reversal of gender roles and values they're going to look at a warrior man like most men see a warrior woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581032
THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581039
GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581011
>guro-loving sadists

They've never been guro-loving. You won't get actual guro with a manticore. Christ. They're emotional sadists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581039
>>13581041
Bathe in the MEAT CHUNKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581041
>>13581044
I'VE GOT A SPOT FOR YOU IN MY LIVER!
Shades of Kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581005
>I didn't say that. I said the barrel starts right after the magazine ends, which is in front of it.
>its barrel actually starts right after the mag
What you 100% said before. What you mean and what you actually say are 100% different.

>45
That's still noticeable and makes it look much shorter. Also bullpups tend to have average sized barrels only positioned differently, which allows the same accuracy but without the cumbersome size.
In the case of the P90 you get a really accurate submachine gun that can be concealed almost anywhere.

Those modern grenade launchers aren't used as anti-material rifles, and those grenade launchers are meant to fire something really serious nearby.
It's not even a grenade launcher after seeing the rounds it fires. They are explosive bullets, which is something that was done before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581036
So a small but outspoken percentage think they're the hottest shit?
I'm part of that percentage in human terms. Have you ever seen a muscular girl who isn't disgustingly huge? They can be surprisingly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581011
>guro-loving
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581049
NOTHING MAKES ME STRONGER THAN A SUCKING CHEST WOUND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581025
It is. Bishounen master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581061
YOU CAN'T STOP WHAT I'VE BECOME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581050
>>13581005
Also, as I said grenade launchers DO NOT NEED MUZZLE BREAKS. Period.
It's a rifle that fires not-grenades.

No company ever puts things into a gun "just because".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581036
>they're going to look at a warrior man like most men see a warrior woman.
I don't know about other guys, but they're fucking hot as fuck, at least in 2D. I mean shit, those military pants with the boots and that shirt and the abs. I can't even form a sentence right now, you just have to know what I'm talking about and you'll understand why I have this erection.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up and see Miia's gentle sleeping face and feel her comfortable coils around me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581051
>>13581067

Yeah pretty much. I'm sure Amazoness's taste vary but it's all filtered through their culture's perception. So there'll be a sizable portion who like muscled men, and then the ones who shitpost and call those Amazons lesbians or something.

Also yeah, any /fit/ girl who doesn't take steroids looks really good since it's all natural.
Muscle is actually an important part to looking good for either gender. After browsing /fit/ I saw a cosplay of a girl who had no muscle whatsover. I noticed the difference. This might not mean what you think it means. She was doughy and really veiny. It's what people call skinnyfat because there's mostly fat even if they don't weigh much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581068
Too bad, all you're getting is slightly shitty animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581036
>Sleeping with a lamia.
>Ways to die asphyxiated 101.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581068
>Scene starts with her on the left of darling loosely coiled around him.
>It ends with her tightening around him
>On the complete opposite side of his body
I knew it was going to be shit, but come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580890
I wish I had that one "Culture, Not A Costume" pic of her right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581068
>Darling isn't an Anti-spiral
Anime trashed how do you fuck up the one thing most notable about the character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581077
That's for: >>13581068

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581078
She does wake up and move around a bit in the manga before squeezing the shit out of him
it might have just been cut out of the PV

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581078
Calm the fuck down you goddamn piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581086
>>13581077
But what a way to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581068
Fucking bullshit giving him eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581093
I refuse, this is as bad as some of the old Peanuts cartoons where kids wouldn't have a neck for a few frames, or they would have one massive shoe.
The voices suck and from the looks of things the animation is probably going to be inconsistent.
Good job Crabman, ya fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581050
>What you 100% said before. What you mean and what you actually say are 100% different
Did you get what I meant at least?

>Also bullpups tend to have average sized barrels only positioned differently, which allows the same accuracy but without the cumbersome size.
Partially true, but they can also be fitted with much longer barrels in the same weapon size due to how the frame accomodates the weight, ranging from 50 to 65 cm long barrels.

>They are explosive bullets
Except they're a larger caliber and are overall more effective on what they're designed to do, which is delivering explosive ordnance at 2000+m distance, which is way further than its peers.

>>13581065
>Also, as I said grenade launchers DO NOT NEED MUZZLE BREAKS. Period.
Okay, now you're just being stupid. As I said, Barret decided to fucking do it. Go tell the them, the people who actually make their own guns and are backed by themilitary, how to make their guns, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581103
Can't be worse than what they did to KanColle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581098
>>13581084
He's has his anti spiral eyes in other parts of the PV

[Anonymous No.]

What if Krieg was instead an axe-crazy monster girl, maybe a ushi-oni, and the 'pretty man' was actually a knight or a reasonable paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

Knocking off for the night. Reposting pastebin link for my story from yesterday if any night time lurkers missed it: http://pastebin.com/q03Y0cP8

Anyone got any ideas for a story they want someone to tackle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581125
>What if Krieg was instead an axe-crazy monster girl
What if you weren't a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581125
Then all the Kriegspam might actually be related to the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581125
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581125
No but seriously, who the fuck is Krieg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581125
Yeah, no, I'm gonna keep axe murderer man krieg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581110
>>13581050
Also

>those grenade launchers are meant to fire something really serious nearby
Not true. The Mk.19 has an effective range of ~1400m. Still, it's used as area-denial ordnance, not as a precision weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581131
That's crazy talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580993
Yes.

>>13580997
>>13581003
You misunderstand. $180 is the agreed upon price. It is to be paid in two installments. One installment after he has gotten back to me with a sketch I approve of, and then the second installment after he's finished the full inked and colored product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581135
Borderlands 2 DLC character. He played like the cannon fodder Pscychos and had hilarious nonsense for dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581135
Some lolkilleverything-man from Borderlands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581128
something something vampire something something affectionate blood sucking.
In other words more stuff like dis: http://pastebin.com/znbEVWxH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581011
>not all cyclops are meek, kuudere blacksmiths
We never get cyclops played like that here anyway.

And that's a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the Lezard Valeth of the MG world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581135
Memelands 2 character.

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to that story of the blind kid and his seeing eye dog girl? did he finish it and is there a pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581145
>Playing memelands ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581159
There is a pastebin, and it never got finished, he just hasn't updated it in a long ass time.
It probably never will be finished either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581128
Long distance relationship between a dragon girl and Anon. They're kept apart by the distance, but both desperately want to meet each other.

but the dragon girl is actually a lizardgirl pretending to be a dragon because she thinks lizards are terrible. Anon ends up surprising her with by announcing that he'll pop over in a few hours and she has to do her best to put up the appearance of a dragon. She fails miserably.

Extra points if Anon leaves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581165
oh god I just remembered that dialogue from a youtube video and I'm trying real hard not to throw up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581159
Distractted by squid. Don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581128
Anything with a Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581165
Cucks are gonna cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581171
You and KC both apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581165
Ugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581128
Healing, we need healing

[Anonymous No.]

I want a story where a hotheaded jinko/dragon/generic oni and a sarcastic but still patient paladin team up to save the world or maybe just get rich.
It'd be like playing skyrim except you play the part of the dragonborn's follower and you put up with their shit
I know it sounds dumb but the chuffing just ties the plot together you know?

>Be random merk hired by someone who's totally not a dovakiin ripoff
>Adventuring as a partner to the fabled drag-sorry, MG born, a woman who possesses un-paralleled magical ability
>also good at fucking
>You really just carry her shit
>Better than working as a bartender, you wanted to get out of the house anyway.
>Was given quest by some old fuck in a castle to go kill some dragon or something
>Old fuck provided a map but that apparently made to much sense
>our blessed friend decided to "take the short way" and try to scale a mountain on horseback
>you decided to just take the fucking road
>She's still up there, on nearly 90 degree angles with her fucking horse, plodding away.
>And she still hasn't sold the fucking dragon bones she got from a kill like 30 years ago.
>She occasionally falls off the cliff and you have to pour healing potion into her mouth until her pulse restarts.
>"Thanks anon!" she would yell, before immediately attempting to ascend the same cliff she just fell off of
>At least she buys you cool swords I guess
I'm very tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581181
>It'd be like playing skyrim

Get the fuck out and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581183
Someone's still bitter about the payment for mods thing eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581128
Do we have a story where a peaceful monster tries to form a relationship with a grumpy loner anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581184
I didn't even bother with modding that piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581184
Skyrim is shit though, he's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581110
That the barrel begins at the front of the magazine? Yes?

Yes, they can have longer barrels, but that tends to result in being redundant in the fact that it offsets the balance and reason for being a bullpup, but giving it even more range and accuracy.

They are explosive bullets, just at a higher caliber than what they normally would be. This allows it to pack a very good punch at very long ranges, instead of packing a super strong punch at close to medium ranges.

>Barret decided
If they decided that then it would mean it is not a real grenade launcher. Look at every real grenade launcher and you'll notice one thing about them: The little recoil they have when you fire them. A muzzle break is one of the things needed for a barret to only kick like a 12 gauge shotgun instead of how much it normally does.

>>13581139
>Belt fed automatic grenade launcher
It uses a special type of 40mm grenade that can't be fired out of a regular launcher as well.

But whatever. Want to just agree to disagree and drop this since this is not /k/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581183
You must be a console scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581186
Really? Were you like a big time morrowind player who was dissapointed by the sequel? What's got you unhappy?
>>13581187
It's not shit but it is overrated, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581187
Not with free mods :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581184
>Paid mods got removed
>Game publicly apologized and admitted it was a bad idea
It's nice to know some people still know when to back down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581191
It just felt so tedious to play, personally it was just missing something critical that I loved in the previous games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581191
No, it is shit though. I mean, it's not Oblivion but that's not saying much.

>>13581192
Putting diamonds on a turd doesn't make it less of a turd. I mean porn mods only go so far.

>TFW OpenMW will be finished in your lifetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581195
Gabe said it was probably a bad idea to START with Skyrim, so Valve is still waiting for their chance to get their Jewey hands all over the hard work of modders.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be an abomination that can drain the powers of beings that I come into contact with, and slowly build power from MGs I drain until I can challenge the Goddesses themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581195
I'd argue it wasn't a terrible idea, but just poorly handled, you know?
>>13581198
Ah. I feel. I must admit after lettting the game sit it does have it's disappointments. The cities are a particular sore spot... They're so... Empty, you know? Solitude has like 7 dedicated NPCs in all. Unacceptable.
>>13581202
No, if you wanna say it's shit you gotta get a bit more in depth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581202
To be fair, the quests were better in previous installments, I'll give you that.

>OpenMW will be finished in your lifetime
I forgot about that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581202
If you get a shitload of the right mods you can turn it into medieval fantasy STALKER. Which makes it decent, but it's not really worth the trouble unless you want something like that specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581204
It wouldn't be a bad system if there was more quality control.
Also if Valve got to set the prices, so if it was just a weapon it'd be, let's say $0.99, but if it was practically a full expansion it'd be around $15.
Plus, y'know it'd have to be thoroughly bugtested so that valve knows they're not shipping a busted project.
And call them something different, like "Fan Expansions", not mods.
I'm thinking way too hard about this.

[Anonymous No.]

Would be possible to be a homeless person in a place with monstergirls, or would you get husbando'd anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581222
Yes, you'd just get raped by a bad monster girl like a devil bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581222
The bug ones will be all over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581222
You're probably likely to get either snatched up by some monstergirl who wants to heal you, or captured by a monstergirl to be taken to her rape cave and lovingly molested.
Either way, you're getting husbando'd off the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581188
>They are explosive bullets, just at a higher caliber than what they normally would be.
The XM109 is a long range anti-material weapon, but it's ammunition is designated as grenades due to their firepower, and therefore categorized as explosive ammunition.

As for the muzzlebreak, if they added it, that implies that there is either considerable recoil in the weapon system, or it's just a standard addition Barret did because it's their costume to do so.

There's a first time for everything. If people had the audacity to research Iron Man-like body armor, MANPAD energy weapons and even smart bullets, then nothing is impossible.

>Want to just agree to disagree and drop this
Sure. It was kinda fun tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581209
>>13581215
>Paid mods can be a good thing!
>Something that was always free should be paid for!
>Surely there'd be no negative side effects like all the ones we saw when it did happen with people stealing mods, copyright shit, people taking down their own mods, jewery, mods with "Free versions" that included advertisements, broken mods with no guarantee of updates when an official patch is released or other mods you buy break ones you previously bought, and more!
We've got some good goy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581236
What about "Quality Control" didn't you get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581215
>>13581212
>>13581211
>>13581209
>>13581198
>>13581187
>>13581186
>>13581236
>>13581181

Anyway, the point wasn't to go and push skyrim as some denattaden great game of the year whatever, just push an idea that was mildly related to the game but still independent. Whether or not skyrim was good you should be able to respect the potential for good derivatives from the concept. Especially considering it's now piss easy to pirate skyrim there's not much to be mad about anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581222
Would you even get to that state? Unless you specifically tried for it?

You could probably get by slutting yourself out and free-loading between your many lovers at worst. Or married before that desperate way of life becomes the best option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581222
That's my fetish, if you can call it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581239
How do you "Quality Control" something, when you can't even say who owns what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581239
Look at vanilla Skyrim and tell me Quality Control is still a thing. Look at any modern Bethesda game and tell me they give two shits about Quality Control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581249
>>13581248
Guys guys, cmon, please, >>13581241 ended the argument
fuck bethesda or whatever, it was a greentext idea, let's not go vg on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581248
Easy, hire a team of members of the modding community to filter what gets submitted. They investigate the mod, confirm if it's an original work or not, and if it is then test it to see if it works properly and if it's worthy of being a paid mod. Then it's worth is calculated so you're not paying for just one weapon, and it's put on the market.
Make their own version of the Nintendo Seal of Quality is what I'm saying.
Creators don't get to just flood the market and set the price, it's regulated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581256
No fuck you, It's Anon's fault for picking a bad game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581256
Counter point: This ends the argument

[Anonymous No.]

So, promised to do this sketch last week but never finished it because I had to start again from 0, didnt like the first one. And then I got sick, but its okay now. This one looks much better than the first attempt. So now I will start the proper lineart of the previous sketches, some will have color. Of course, about coloring, Hathor comes first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581233
Explosive ammunition does not a grenade launcher make. Otherwise those 6 gauge shotguns they use in Russian prisons that can fire grenades and beanbags with lethal force would be grenade launchers.

The muzzlebreak itself would mean it actually has recoil like a rifle, which is uncharacteristic of a grenade launcher. They had it with the Barret because it had a lot of recoil, but it was actually removable.

This advancement seems more in favor of "We advanced explosive bullets to allow you to bust up light armored vehicles more easily from a safer distance" than "We now allow you to fire grenades at a longer distance, and now they don't arc because they work 100% like a regular bullet".

>Fun
It was sort of fun since no retards jumped in and started wailing like a howler monkey.

Anyway, which gun would be best paired with your waifu in terms of sexiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581262
Why do they use that fucking nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
I like this.

>>13581262
This however can go to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
Cool beans, sweaty hot girls are almost always good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581262
Anon, why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581236
>People shouldn't be allowed to make money for their product
>Who cares if it's better than actual DLC, it stays free because that's how it's always been
This horribly shotgunned first run is exactly how it would be run, with no systems for QC or copyright in place, so any future attempts are automatically shit
>All mods will charge insane prices. Nobody will be reasonable with their prices because everyone is a wallet-raping mongoloid
>There will never be free mods again because everyone is bitter & only cares about money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
Will we be able to request more things soon? Because you're the diamond in the rough, the light in the abyss, the one fat old guy in the back of the pizzeria who makes the best stuff, the old mercenary at the bar, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581262
Futa
Scat
NTR
Cait Sith lovemaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
>That sweat
I didn't have this fetish before, but now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581256
You did a bad thing bringing it up here, and now people won't stop talking about it for at least an hour-
or someone will post >>13581262 , which I blame you for. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581270
As payback for years of "oppression" by the "patriachry", you shitlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
Not a horsefag but this is really good

Loen you're too good for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581277
>>13581272
>>13581262
GOYS PLS JUST PRETEND IT WAS GUILD WARS OR SOMETHING
>>13581282
Why is it that even bringing up a game that was almost universally received as a good one promotes shitstorms
And I didn't even bring it up just vaguely acknowledged it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
>some will have color
Those that don't will be picked up by our colourfags, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581285
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581292
>Skyrim
>Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581296
'Tis a tumblr joke I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581292
Just. Stop talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581292
>Misusing goy
>"bringing up a game that was almost universally received as a good one"
>"game that was almost universally received as a good one "
>"game... good one"
You disgust me and I hope you die a violent death just stop fucking posting you're making it worse

[Anonymous No.]

I just finished reading The Sword of Destiny and you know what I've realized?
Ciri is the greatest daughteru in all of literature. Have any of our writefags even attempted to capture such greatness in any character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581292
You're digging the biggest hole I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581294
I would, but I'm still stuck at the anubis-robot one, cause I can't figure out what's happening at her left side...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581303
>>13581304
>>13581309


You know what I'm not even gonna do this bullshit I'll play what I like and if it triggers someone well that's not really Important is it? This isn't tumblr. Shoo.

[Anonymous No.]

Flotation bags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581314
That's a great way to drown

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581314
Two pillows, best for resting my head upon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581313
WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING JUST STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581313
You don't know what you like. Everything you like is shit.
Except your taste in dragons. That I can nod to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581318
because someone has to reply to you or else you'll get lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581313
>This isn't tumblr.

Says the guy with Reddit-tier tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581320
Ayyyyy we don't hate each other as much as we could.
>>13581323
what does reddit have to do with anything at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581279
Sure, next time lets pick up some easy requests for sketching.
>>13581294
Thats what they are for anon, for our colorfags to practice.
>>13581311
Dont bother, that one is a mess, made on the fly to reply some anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581320
Hey, here's an idea! Let's talk about Dragons! Or maybe Dragon daughteru's first hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581323
Fuck you, you know what? Skyrim is good. It's not just good, it is honestly one of the biggest and best games I've ever had the pleasure to play. Fuck you guys who hate it only to be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581325
I brought up Reddit because that site defends Skyrim relentlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581328
Yeah, that's ok. Im not too much into dragons other than appearance but at the very least the appearance is cool.
The reason I'm not so much into dragons Is because I'm not particularly a sub, but I guess you could make it work otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581327
>that one is a mess
Watch me senpai, I will do it somehow.

Although, I might have to change the line art,which I'm usually against doing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581337
Who says you have to be a sub? I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581327
When's next time going to be? I don't have the luxury of being able to sit here all day and post on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581337
Dude, do you really think you're the only one who wants a sub dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never see Mia tenderly loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581336
I wouldn't know, I dislike reddit. It's interface discourages actual discussion.

>>13581341
The encyclopedia version drifts toward domm-ish behavior.

>>13581349
I mean, not so much sub either, I like playing on an equal field. I am the one who made that one post that we'll pretend doesn't exist but if it did would have something to do with co-operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581341
>>13581349
Wait there are people that want a sub dragon?

I thought they were femdom only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580980
>>13580983
>>13580992

No, she made her your sub, if I read it right. Why would a dom "call out meekly"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581354
>encyclopedia version
Ahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHFmz8BMNDM

>Your Oni / Amazon / Ogre / Orc / Ushi waifu will never save you from being raped by a Lizard Girl while this plays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581355
...have you looked at their profile more than not at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581358
>The moment you're in her sight she darts at you and grabs onto your shirt by the hem
Grabbing a person's shirt is pretty dominant of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581347
Same here anon, I really dont know. My finals are close too so I cant say exactly when. This week for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581352
Don't worry anon, i'll love Miia plenty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581361
Would she make harsh love to me afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581359
She keeps him as property, sounds dommish to me.
>but what about the whole doting thing
yeah I know, but you're still not allowed outside the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581354
>I like playing on an equal field
Well, I imagine you can have that as well, with MGE being/pretending to be a hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581368
I think you missed the part where I laughed at you caring about the encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581364
>For sure
$20 says I miss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581358
Whatever happens. I'm not accepting defeat. I'll dom her into domming me if I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581368
She's a switch actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581365
>You'll never fuck a monstergirl until she's a sweaty mess
>She'll never leg/tail/whateverlock you to keep you from pulling out until you've cum enough to impregnate her.
Goddamn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581363
hem1
hɛm/
noun
1.
the edge of a piece of cloth or clothing which has been turned under and sewn.

She's clutching at the bottom of your shirt like a lost child man. What part of that is dommy?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to keep your lizardman daughteru fit and trained, can't have her getting beaten by just any ragamuffin can we?

Night All, please don't burn down the thread.
>Running Pathfiner (DnD 3.5)
>Party is fighting Will o' Wisps and lizard folk
>Keep imagining a cackling Will o' Wisp and rowdy bunch of lizardmen.

Monster girls have ruined me as a DM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581371
that's what the threads here are build off of, might as well get used to it.

>>13581370
Any good stories out there that revolve around that sort of relationship? I know of none.

>>13581375
I guess you could argue that but I don't really see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581380
>might as well get used to it
Make me. I write my own shitty stories!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581379
Incorperate them next time.
and it's 3.75!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581268
>Explosive ammunition does not a grenade launcher make.
The very definition of "grenade" is that it's explosive munition, grenade launchers were specifically designed to dispense 40mm grenades made specifically for them. Grenades are indeed not the same as HE rounds, but both fall under the same category, which is explosive materials.

What you're thinking of is the designation of the weapons themselves, which vary much more than ammunition.

>The muzzlebreak itself would mean it actually has recoil like a rifle, which is uncharacteristic of a grenade launcher.
Yes, but as I said, if Barret slapped one in it, it either means it does have to compensate for recoil of some level or just because they felt like doing it. It should also be removeable as well.

>"We advanced explosive bullets to allow you to bust up light armored vehicles more easily from a safer distance"
But its ammunition packs enough punch for it not to be labeled as small arms ammunition. Standard explosive bullets don't penetrate IFV armor, that's why they made the XM109, to deliver explosive ordnance which is strong enough to punch through armor/cover at great distances.

Units can't keep wasting Hellfires and FGM-148's on every armored vehicle they come accross, those are expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581380
>I know of none

Not sure, I can't keep writefags and stories straight in my head.
Afraid I can't be of any help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581268
>>13581386
Also, her big meaty paws probably wouldn't allow her to use any small arms at all, I'd think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581384
good job?

>>13581389
Tis ashame. Maybe I'll summon some writefags from the other chat to assist in a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581394
>good job?
At least I don't have to follow KC's encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581385
Nah, I've finally got a competent party.
No need to add a little weirdness like that.
Although I've slipped a muscle elf NPC in.
Man, half the fun of MGs would be adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581376
>She will never hold on to you after you've completely drained your balls into her womb
>She will never just look into your eyes with a happy and content smile
>both of you will never fall asleep right there with your dick still inside her

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to have fun with moeblob/submissive monster girls and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581404
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581404
Y-you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581407
I want to slap a creepy crawly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581404
Kek, look at this faggot, he wants to be a dom and love wimpy Monster Girls! Everyone, let's point and laugh at him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581386
We're getting into semantics at this point, though we might have already been there.

It's likely just an anti-material rifle fitted to fire explosive round/special grenade rounds/whatever we decide to call them. It can even be modded to fore 50BMG again.

>Hellfires and FGMs
Anon, who may possibly have an Anubis waifu, anti-material weapons are NOT meant to be used on what those are meant for. They are meant for lightly armored vehicles and...well...materials. The explosives themselves are even weaker than what you find in a regular 40mm grenade.

But we should stop, as I've said before. I really think a trench gun with its bayonet would go pretty well with a Succubus in war fatigues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581404
>Implying I would want to

>>13581409
Can I laugh at you instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581409
That's too aggressive, it's against your sub nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581408
Why?
>>13581409
'kay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581417
Because bugs are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581419
But they just want to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581424
And so do disgusting NEETs, but they aren't getting anything either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581424
Are you telling me you wouldn't murder a Brown Recluse Spider Girl on sight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581380
I want to write something like this. It's taking a lot of planning though. I understand why people tend to avoid sword and sorcery outside of quick smut one shots. Also the premise is something I'm still hammering out because I need a reason for these two characters to adventure together. Such as how to prevent one from ditching or killing the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581401
>She'll never place her hands on her swelling belly
>She'll never tel you that you'll be a great father when you start to worry about how to raise your child
>You'll never hold your newborn daughter in your arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581263
>Sweaty Centaur MILF

Glorious Loen. Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581426
But Creepy-crawlies are cute and make love like women possessed.
>>13581428
Shinies are the perfect reason for adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581428
pssst... Hey... I used to be a writefag... Mostly greentext but I can help you. Co-operation stories make me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581427
>Killing a shy, small delicious brown hikikomori spidergirl
Nigger I will garrote you with a rusted spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581270
Their "Point" is to purposefully use "Ugly" features, in order to convey that Monster Girls can be "More than just a Japanese Fanservice Fap Fantasy".

These sort of tumblrites never seem to reflect on how absurd the idea is that only something ugly can be deep, and that pretty things are automatically pointless and shallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581442
That's because they are ugly and therefore "deep" and "beautiful on the inside".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581427

Nah I'm too nice to kill spiders.

Let alone spider girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581439
>Brown Recluse
>Shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581448
They are, but they still deserve a killing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581429
>you will never watch your daughter grow up
>you will never take her to a park to play for the first time
>you will never cuddle with your wife and your daughter while watching a movie
>your daughter will never crawl into bed with you and your wife after having a nightmare
>you will never let her go to her grandma's house overnight by herself for the first time and have wild sex that lasts longer than a quicky with your wife for the first time in years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581448
>When threatened it usually flees, seemingly to avoid a conflict, and if detained may further avoid contact with quick horizontal rotating movements. The spider does not usually jump unless touched brusquely, and even then its avoidance movement is more of a horizontal lunge rather than a vaulting of itself entirely off the surface. When running the brown recluse does not leave a silk line behind, which would make it more easily tracked when it is being pursued.

It's in their name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581451
>not having waifu-daughteru threeway
just go home now you normie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581435
>>13581428

Do it faggot make it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581444
Reminds me of that whining post by some tumblrite or another, who was upset that Monster Girls were "Just Japanese Fanservice Porn".

It was blatantly obvious from their post that they were a landwhale and thought that "Monster Girls" were meant to be "Like her", "ugly but cute".

It was hilariously pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, do me a favor and put the noses aside for a minute. Has a concensus been reached about whether multiple heads are liked or disliked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580139

Am I dumb or this link doesnt work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
EWW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
I just want a Hydra girl damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
>Just ignore the blatantly furry image
No. Fuck you. Find a better image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
Only if they have different personalities but share the same will

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
FURRY! FURRY! SOUND THE ALARM BOYS, HE POSTED A FURRY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465

They're a real headache.

Nah I don't really care about them one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581469
You must be the skyrim asshurt guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
Multiple heads? I dont think so.
Multiple bodies with heads like Yamata-no-Orochi? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581472
He has violated the law you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581456
Do your want that little homewrecker growing up with an Electra complex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
That image is dangerously cheesy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
Nigga, multiple heads is like quad tits. Generally disliked or not really liked but you can't say nobody likes it because the couple of people who do like it REALLY like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581467
>>13581469
>>13581472
>>13581478
Don't get too worked up, I'll delete it. Was just looking for opinions on the head thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581471
This is a man who knows how multiple heads are done right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581480
Minus the whole kill-the-mother thing, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581475
Literally who? Anyway, here this took me less than a minute to find. Don't be a faggot next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581481
Did someone say cheese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581486
But she knows daddy deserves better then that saggy old cunt. You're a part of her, she's the perfect woman for you and your "wife" will only get in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581488
Why does she have a mouse-basket on her tail? Is she saving it so she can put it up her butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581484
Ignore the furry butthurt stuff it's mostly bait.
Though I do find multiple heads disgusting.
>>13581487
You're the one who likes multiple heads, faggot.
Heads in your ass.
Penis heads.
I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581488
I'm going to have a Dragon momma give her daughteru a Maus as a present, and then they're going to pretend she's a Dormouse and the daughteru will use her as a stuffed toy she can cuddle with, when she's actually just a regular Maus and like 30!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581492
Lemmiwinks, you must move forward or you will surely die. Seek the sparrow prince in the lower intestine, he will tell you what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581491
I'm not some faggy, beta, wannabe disciplinarian who would let that shit slide. No, we'd raise her to love both of us and not go full yan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581495
Get to it then! I've heard that three times now! And people want you to write more Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581496
It's "all will be made clear there", you boor. I bet you like Ass to Trout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581435
I'm probably doing it in prose, it's something I wanted to write for a while now and I changed a lot of my ideas as time went on. For the better I think. I think I've got it figured out, a few ideas just need to organize them now.

Some feedback would help though for the basic premise. Maybe some ideas for how to prevent immediate death or ditching. You'll see why below.

I pitched this idea before although everyone sort of missed the mark with this character.

A hero from the past ends up in MGE and adventures with a monstergirl. No he is not Aang, he's more like a racist warvet who never got with the times. It's actually supposed to be a lighthearted adventure story with most of his attitude and the culture clash being played for laughs. It can and does get serious at times though. So I know of a few ways for him to not just immediately kill our heroine, but at the same time getting them to travel together on a more permanent basis is something I'm still working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581496
J-Jesus Christ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581500
It's been a while since I've seen it, forgive me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581499
>three times now
I thought I just came up with it, but if you say so.
My next update will be to Vertex, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581505
Well, the 30 years old thing is new to me to be fair. And that's fine, as long as you're writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581497
But what if she ens up hating her mother no matter what because she thinks she's stealing you way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581507
Right then. Expect an update within the next 8 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581502
what, is he some sort of nazi? Why would he kill his accomplice and only source of information?

And, if his alteration skill is high enough, pack animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581508
Classical conditioning. She only gets pleasure when mommy is around for awhile, so she begins to associate pleasure with her as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you have a bunch of Mouse daughterus who all love cheddar.
>Then there's that odd one out who prefers swiss.
>You bond more close to her than the rest through your attempts to understand her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581520
Swiss a best. I'm also a sucker for outliers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581520
>Tfw nobody likes marble

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581524
Pepper Jack is where its at.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it's not great, but that's two off the list.

>Art by Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581524
Swiss is my favorite too.
>>13581525
Used to when I was a kid, but I don't have cheese often nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581519
>Mother gets jealous
>What should have been a daughter turns into a rival in love
>Their relationship is destroyed, turned into something else entirely. The love is still there, but one when you aren't. only when they don't have to compete for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581529
I'm in awe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581528
Also pretty top tier. Get some Swiss, Provolone and Pepper Jack on some nice wheat bread and grill that bitch? Fucking heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581524
>>13581525
>>13581528

What would a haughty mouse daughteru like?

Bleu cheese? Gruyere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581529
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581533
Good god, I wouldn't go that overboard. I'd do just enough to gat daughteru to love mommy again, without completely destroying her love for me. You're so black and whit anon, think of the gray areas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581529
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581529
I forgot, In case anyone wants the pics individually.

http://i.imgur.com/DtjyLtD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GfeLJBz.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581502
You could have her save his life or do something to in-debt him to her, and be a comedic foil who follows him around for her own interest. He doesn't have to accept her, but if she saved him, he should be honor-bound to not kill her off as a nuisance. Have them grow closer over time, like the relationship between Puck and Guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581512
When I say past, I mean far past. He arrives in MGE due to magical shenanigans or something along those lines. For his entire life monsters were ugly flesh eating things. Now they're suddenly attractive rapey things, and he's just supposed to forgive them?

Information is a good point though. He might stick with her just because he'd be in the dark on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581538
Brie maybe. Fuck me, now I want some cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581547
Ah, there you go. So, is he like an old coot? Or is he a teenager who's just pissed he missed the finale of breaking bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581549
>Young soft cheese

Fuck no. What you want is some muenster so old it smells like dirty socks and has a bite when you eat it.

God damn it's fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581541
I'm actually a different dude. Why you gotta fuck your child tho? You only have one dick. I'll never understand the mentality behind not just keeping it in your wifu. Maybe I'm just not greedy enough. Could you explain your reasoning? Does it go beyond just thinking with your dick? Genuinely curious here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581549
I know the feeling. I want to make a sandwich but I don't have any cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581492
That's her cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

This girl slithers past you, points at you with double finger guns and and says
"Eyy, sit on it."
Then gives you a wink and a clicking noise with her mouth.

What do?

Are you wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581550
He's still in his prime. Plucked right out of time. Uses some old slang because of it. Doesn't know what a pineapple is. Keeps calling Mana things like Lifefire or some other weird shit.

An old coot in a young man's body.
>>13581546
That's what I have so far. I'll probably just go with that and not overthink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581564
Raise one eyebrow in a confused and annoyed fashion and slowly walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581564
How could I be wet when it isn't even raining? Also I roll in slow motion and fingerbang, bang bang bang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581465
It's funny because Polt is much 'furrier' than Thomas' Cerberus, but everyone is shouting furry despite there being a clear difference between the 'furry culture' and simple art with kemonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581567
DON'T DO HONOR BOUND
IT IS SO OVERDONE IT'S PAINFUL

Have him be annoyed but accepting. He is in a better position than he was before. There's this hot chick that can breath fire and is willing to carry his shit for him. He might as well go make some money with her because there's nothing else to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581564
Give a confused and somewhat annoyed look, then proceed to keep walking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581571
>Thomas
Why am I not surprised that piece of shit drew it?

>>13581573
>Have him be annoyed but accepting
Why not be annoyed but accepting AND bound by principle not to just kill her at the drop of a hat.

>>13581564
>Look around
>"Sit on what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581564
Give her a confused look and ask he what the hell is she even talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581568
>>13581575
>"Man, all the guys are strictly deadspill in this joint."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581578
but why would he just go and kill her? Because he can't consume his bloodlust? No. There's no reason to kill her if she's not attacking him.
>>13581580
dunno what that means but okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581553
Damn anon, you're gonna make me think here. I think what it is for me is relationships are so varied. I find the psychology of relationships fascinating. Psychology and how the mind works and interacts with others is so fucking fascinating to me. If I only confine myself to a single, deeply involved and devoted romantic relationship, I feel like I miss out on so much, because every person is different. I want to experience and learn as much as I can in my life, which is one of the reasons why having multiple romantic relationships is attractive to me. This is just my own, personal opinion though. I'll probably never find a harem of girls who don't get jealous and also want the same type of caring, romantic relationship as they have with me with each other in the real world, just like I'll never find MGs in the real world. It's a mostly a fantasy. I probably sound like a fucking scumbag, but I guess I am a little greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581578
>Not liking Thomas
What's wrong with it? Why do you have such shit taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581573
>DON'T DO HONOR BOUND

Oh no. I didn't want to give you that impression. Just that he doesn't want to kill someone who saved his life. He's a Thief archetype more than he is a Warrior. He will definitely be annoyed with her. Trust me.

Also. I didn't originally imagine a dragon. I'm not against using one but here are my two candidates.

Minotaurus

A big brutish warrior to act as a foil.

Dark Slime

Dark Slime because of all the interesting things you can do with one. Lots of creative scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581556
My question still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581529
My love.

[Anonymous No.]

https://picarto.tv/live/multistream.php?watch=RBG
If anybody wants to watch an awesome artist draw Miia fingering her SNAKE PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581591
>Thief archetype
I'm writing a story about a Thief and a Valkyrie adventuring, is this bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581584
>There's no reason to kill her if she's not attacking him
MGs are pretty rapey man. Her flirting could be misunderstood for attack, especially if he's fresh from the mosters are murdering monsters era. It would take years to unlearn the caution he knew from that time. Make it play upon his values, don't just have him uncharacteristically abide her presence.

>>13581589
>He likes Thomas
>He says I have shit taste
haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581564
"Hey, bitch. Go jump a shark."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581591
Well, you made me imagine a dark slime hiding in a guy's clothes and making him look like a fat man to get into someplace. So there is that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581591
No, that wasn't the problem. The problem was the "oh you saved my life now I have to go participate in your plot devi- wait no, sorry magical quest" thing is a trope of a trope of a trope.

No slimes, no stereotypical warrior bullshit. If he's going to have a follower, the follower has to be A. unaffiliated with other organizations B. can get something out of sticking around.

You could do a jinko warrior who is annoyed with her tribe's obsessive devotion to a single camp
An oni who wants booze and gold
a salamander who wants cool swords and armor
or other types of people.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Slime waifu to act as my own, living muscle suit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581604
Only now do I realize she's the Fonz.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581611
What happened to mega slowbro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581588
So you just want an open relationship, and to sleep around then? Nothing wrong in that so long you grant the same freedom to your harem and aren't a hypocritical asshole about it. I personally find sharing to be disgusting under most circumstances, so I guess this mindset is just something I'll never understand. Though I suppose I can respect the thirst for understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581603
So you're just shitting around, right? Otherwise why can't you don't liek him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581607
>The problem was the "oh you saved my life now I have to go participate in your plot devi- wait no, sorry magical quest" thing is a trope of a trope of a trope.

Not him, but there was no implication of this being the case. More a "Oh, you saved my life, I guess I won't kill you, but quit fuckin' following me." if what I proposed with the whole honor bound thing. Not that he would shelf his own adventure in favor of hers. And then she'll keep following him, and he'll grind his teeth, but true to his word, not kill her. Just try and lose her through various comedic means.

>>13581619
I'm surprised no one else is calling you a faggot honestly, Thomas' designs are pure shit, The only one I've ever been remotely sort-of-okay with was his spider girl one. And that's because I'll put up with a lot of shit for some spider girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581621
Frog-girl wasn't bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581621
>I'm surprised no one else is calling you a faggot honestly
Probably because you're the one being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581607
>>13581591

>>13581621

Ditch the whole "you saved me thing". He comes conscious on his own, bumbles randomly into a town, meets a wolfgirl guard who is tired of being stuck in the same 100 square feet of space and constantly having to arrest teenagers for throwing mead parties, and strike a deal: they'll stick together, so long as she will lend her knowledge of the local landscape and he will lend his knowledge of fighting. They will then go on an epic quest to make mad bank yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581621
No one else is calling him a faggot because you just have shit taste
His designed are a bit more on the monster side but they're still hot as fuck
Frog is kawaii as hell, and i want to start a new colony with one of his ants

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>>13581616
Not exactly an open relationship, no. It'd be a deeply committed, loving relationship between three, four, however-many people. Everyone in the relationship would be in equal standing and committed to everyone else in mostly the same way. (I say mostly here only because not everyone shows their emotions the same way).Everyone would be part of everyone elses' harem. It would be considered cheating if anyone slept with anyone else outside the relationship, myself included. I hope that clears things up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581627
So all the girls are futa/swinger lesbians then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581621
>>13581619
Thomas' stuff is great.
Especially the Spider, Bat and Frog.
Mermaid-Nymph-whatever was hot, though the harpy was a tad dangerously cheesy...

Ants were adorable, but not really my thing, and his bees and wasps from other stuff are almost too goddamn hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581602
No. They'll be different enough I'm sure. He's not a straight thief either. And your choice of MG implies a different dynamic already.
>>13581607
I wasn't planning on him going along with her. Not at all, or that she had an agenda of her own.

So, what I'm picturing is that she does save him but that's just to prevent him from killing her. The heroine is unaffiliated as well. Just an adventurer type kind of like your Oni and Salamander. She'll pursue him out of romance. Like a stalker.

He summed it up for the most part. >>13581621

I won't do it 100% like that, but

>>13581624
I like it, but that doesn't work for the character or themes I want present in the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581624
Too neutral and trusting for a man who spent all his life killing man eating beasts, but that's just my opinion.

>>13581623
>>13581625
Huh. I guess liking Thomas is a new fad. He was absolutely shit on not too long ago. Him and his fugly yeti. And that stupid lamia. But whatever, seems like we like him now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581627
I think I get what you mean, and I agree, that is the only way for these things to work.

Though it's impractical all the same, but a nice fantasy at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581632
*but it'd be something close to that at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581632
>a different dynamic
She's stuck with him until he dies in an honorable battle, and because he's a sneaky thief, he doesn't end up in such situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581629
It just depends. I don't know who the right people would be for me. Yes there would definitely be some yuri, maybe futa, maybe even another male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581632
I mean, I'd just really love to see a story that doesn't have an origin of "you saved my life"
I mean cmon, that's like a plot hole within itself. Do something new, get a bit creative.

>>13581634
It's all about the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581635
Yeah, unfortunately I'll probably never find this in real life. That's why I write about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581634
How fucking new are you
people have always like him
not liking a couple of his designs doesn't mean you hate the artist as a whole
>stupid lamia
do you mean the one in frog chapter or the snake goddess one, because if it's the snake goddess one you have some of the worst taste I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581634
>Huh. I guess liking Thomas is a new fad.

>Implying we didn't always like Thomas.
I bet you're one of the faggots that shitposts 'Epic new meem' to anything new they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581627
Practically riddled with many minor holes, makign the bigger picture rather fragile but if that's your fantasy, that's your fantasy then I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581634
>Liking Thomas is a new fad.
Alright now you've confirmed you're either a newfag or a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581640
flanGAAAAAYYYY.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581650
What holes do you see?

>>13581654
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581647
>>13581652
>>13581648
You fags were definitely in the minority a few months back whenever anything thomasu was brought up. Obviously that's not the case now, but still. And the dumb lamia I was talking about was like a snake with a chick's head and a mildly deformed torso if I recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581659
>a few months back
People have liked Thomas for fucking years man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581659
People have outspokenly liked Thomas for a long time Anon, you either haven't been paying attention or you're just fishing for angry replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581659
People have always adored Thomas' stuff.

Having the shit-taste to call his stuff "Shit" is the new fad, given it's only a recent thing that thankfully seems to be passing. Just never felt the need to comment on it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581659
>Being this delusional.
>Bald_smug_man_holding_bat.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581658
First off, assuming it's fffm for example, you're left with three holes and one pole. There are things you can do, obviously, but at the end of the day, only one of them is getting dick at any one time. You'd need another pole to replace the hole and fill the last hole. And how will you get them to love eachother if they flocked to you first? Alternatively, how will you ingrate yourself into an already established relationship, if part of the harem were already a loving pair? Lots of little things, like that.

>>13581661
>>13581663
>>13581665

It either was so rarely talked about it flew under my radar, or you're full of shit because until pretty much now and a scattered handful of other isolated occurrences, it was nigh unanimously disliked ans disregarded.

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>>13581643
I repeat the motion of "don't do you saved my life"

PLEASE do something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581670
You've never seen how much people have wanted an update to his bat girl story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581670
To add, his yeti was one of the major players when it came to the thomas hate. I remember people laughing that beast out of the threads back on /a/

>>13581677
The only bat girl story I know about with people wanting updates to is the one with the blind guy. I mean if that girl is the same as some of the other shit he's come out with, I'll eat my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581643
>>13581676

Alright. I have a few more ideas, that don't involve lifesaving so I'll try those out.

I would list them but I feel that gives too much away, and they're not all 100% fleshed out. Bits and pieces. It's good to hear feedback though, thank you.

>>13581638
Yeah that's different. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Give love a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
Those eyes are too yandere for me. I like Lilim more anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
I will, anon.
I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581688
>Moth-chan
>yandere
Oh please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
I just wish she didn't look do microscopic. All those bumps and discolorations weird me out. I'd fuck her into one hell of a mothgirl tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581683
That's the one, that's Thomas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581685
>Alright. I have a few more ideas, that don't involve lifesaving so I'll try those out.
Ayyyyyy.
I honestly don't know where you're going with this but I guess if he was a theif, then he may know of some old cities that were lost to time right? But since he's a poor old fuck he can't fund himself, so he has to recruit some gurl to come with him to find his shit. The reason they're tied together is because if she pulls something funny, she won't get the long lost riches, but if he fucks up he'll be an out of touch homeless fuck with no context to operate in.

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>>13581670
Yeah. I realize all of this, which is why I know it'll never happen except in fantasy. In fantasy, I can create characters who think along the same lines as I do and not have it be a problem. With the MG setting, it makes things a little easier. I do see myself as the catalyst to the group, but I the characters I create are a lot more open to that sort of relationship. It makes sense in my mind, in terms of my fantasy setting. It probably doesn't make sense anywhere else. Also, I did envision a futa as part of the group as it is now, I just didn't really want to mention it. I guess everything else is out, so why not that too. The group does change a bit in my head as I haven't done nearly enough writing to have it fully nailed down.

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>>13581698
Uh, no, anon. It's not.

Blind-guy and Bat Girl that people are always clamoring for is by Z-Ton.

Though Thomas did do a similar story, that was also quite nice. But lewder.

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>>13581688
She's more embarrassed out of mind than yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
Only if after I give you enough energy you sprout wings and become even more beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
This bitch better come out of her cocoon prettier than she is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581707
Best not talk about it here, but if I were to have a harem, I'd have a spoiler in it too.
>Writing
If you put more thought into it, I'd love to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581709
Ahh, shit you're right, I got their styles mixed up. Still, people have liked Thomas for a while, just take my word for it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581724
Oh were you expecting some pretty little butterfly girl? Too bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
Okay, now I want a pic of Moth-chan doing the Mega Milk pose.
Except the shirt says "Mega Moth" instead.
And she's super embarrassed, like she's doing it out of a lost bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581728
OH FUCK WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581688
>Moth-chan
>Yandere
And I'm the king of France

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581727
Not the guy you're replying to, but the original guy
>People have liked Thomas for a while
Maybe I mistook the derision for some of his girls as dislike for the artist on a whole, but I know for a fact that some of his designs aren't liked. All you have to do is look at the furry image that started all of this. His designs seem to be very hit and miss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581733
Hello your Majesty! How is dealing with the Albigensians going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581732
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581726
I'm working on it. I had three chapters done, but I'm going back and revising them all because they weren't as good as I could have made them. There are also two unfinished chapters that I didn't publish before. I skip around a lot. I also have a few greentexts that I want to turn into full stories at some point. I'll definitely post chapters here when I'm happy with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581737
SHE'S SO WEIRD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581729
Damn now I want this too.
>>13581733
My liege what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be off on a glorious crusade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581734
You talking about his Yeti girl? She's practically reached meme status in these threads with people arguing she's ugly and others arguing she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581729
With spiral eyes and a squiggly smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581734
Some people just can't handle so much monster in their girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581702
>>13581685
In addition, the woman would know of all the places to AVOID (amazon camps, mantago fields ext) if our hero were to ignore her, he'd meet an unfortunate fate indeed. You've talked up how he's dependent of her, and if that wouldn't make you dependent, I don't know what would.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be rapebait that gets raped by a Monster Girl MILF and then I demand she take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581748
Her and that Cerberus that was just posted as part of the whole "do you like multible heads" question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581500
I thought it was Bass to Mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581686
I kinda want to see this artist and the artist who made bullyingsimulator do something together. They both make some weird as fuck boner inducing stuff and have a lot of monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581746
Check her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581753
>Responsability
For what? What are you, a seahorse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581754
>>13581748
They're both cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581757
My only problem with girls that have wings in this style is that they would be really hard to wrap my arms around, with their wings getting in the way and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581757
I'd much rather check her uncensored abs. I guess she'd okay though, I could tap that.

>>13581752
>>13581685
Really the only hole in this is how he gets the mg lady to trust he knows where he's going. Perhaps he could reference some ruins or easily name the solution to a puzzle no one else could solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581761
wrap your arms around the neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581727
I know anon, I adore Thomas myself, I was just correcting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581761
She'll remove her wings if it will make you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581760
Your taste is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581765
Yeah but I have long arms, so I would have to wrap them around my own shoulders to get a comfortable resting place.

>>13581768
She can keep them, it's adorable how she flutters them when she gets nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581702
>>13581752

That's good. It fits really good even, with a lot of my current ideas.

For reference. He kind of grew out of the thief thing when he joined a goody two shoes adventuring party back in the day. Well, more like conscripted after getting caught. That very specific bit of information is not really important to the plot, so I can tell you that now but it does change his goals and mindset slightly from your average thief.

Also I didn't say there was dependence, just that they're foils. Still, that sounds like a good way to go about it.

>>13581764
Don't worry. I have that worked out on my side.

Also, I'm thinking she's a Minotaur now, because labyrinths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581768
No, no, no, don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581773
Ur a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581778
no u

[Anonymous No.]

Damn nigga, the thread is deep tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581779
for u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581776
Fuck yeah, my idea got in. You owe me a spot in the credits dude. Mino could be okay, but considering how fuckin crazy those guys are I'd question her patience

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581781
Deep in your waifu, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581781
Deep how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581784
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581785
That one dude getting all deep with his harem interpretation. The dudes legitimately discussing writing ideas. It's definitely a nice change from the daytime shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never scare the shit out of monstergirls.

Ren style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i24cgZIBa-s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581791
I'd love to talk about writing too, but I'm too busy actually doing it.
I'm actually scaring myself with the way I'm making this Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581794
Good scaring or bad scaring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581792
>Get so angry you can intimidate dragons with your maniac faces.
Strangely my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581796
Bad scaring. If you come inside, she gets to feed on a bit of your life-force. There's a failsafe to prevent death, which is her replacing that life-force with some of dat sweet demonic energy, meaning she'll incubize her partner. Now if that partner just so happens to be in the closet...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY

I want to see this scene played out by Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581803
oh god rip. I'd love to read it when it's ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581792
>You will never tell your Wurm cadet who's going through SPACE MADNESS not to press the button
>The big SHINY button
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NITBfc1EOBo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581807
You will. Not too long now.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would make the best singer for a symphonic metal band? Other than moth-chan, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581813
Well, Sirens are the big singers of course. I could also picture an Oomukade having some decent chops.

I'm now having visions of a shy but talented Nightmare playing some instrument in a metal band. Maybe a keyboard or drums or somethin'.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle purring were-kittens and give them bellyrubs! I want to babysit a group of little were-kittens on a full moon so their parents can do the do without the kids in the house! Shut up, it makes sense if you think they don't get sexual until puberty and the parents don't want the kids to try to join in later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581813
>>13581818
Yes. Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581813
Wight with dat classical voice training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581813
A siren is the obvious answer.
The not so obvious answer is a tiny Living Doll dressed in the blackest of outfits, standing on a pile of skulls to be able to reach the microphone.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you react to an MG wearing /trying to wear human clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581827
I'd probably die if my Shirohebi daughteru tried to wear my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581825
I think I like this one best. Mostly because it seems to fit with the imagery of In Tenebris, which is the band/album that triggered the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581758
That reminds me. I can't tell if the guy who posts about Shirohebi eggs up the butt is fapping with me or shitposting at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581827
Laugh because it thinks its people then strip it nude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581861
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581861
I'm fapping with you mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581836
MGs would be a blessing to metal

>Thunderbird singin' "Balls to the girl" by the band (Just)Accept(the Rape)

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up my cuddling under a blanket while reading this thing about a boy and his succu-nee-san?

http://pastebin.com/R25ngXhT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581872
Oh, forgot to say that it's new from line 81.

[Anonymous No.]

Just because I thought it was a nice, lewd idea, I'mma transcribe this real quick.

>Garlic makes Vampires mind-numbingly horny
>Dip your dick in Garlic Butter Sauce
>Sexy Vampire Waifu can't stop sucking on your meat-pole
>All night long
>Like it's the most delicious thing in existence
>Fall asleep after several successive nuts busted in her mouth as she keeps sucking
>Wake up to her still tenderly suckling on your shaft

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581880
>Dip your dick in Garlic Butter Sauce

I died, 11/10 idea, start writing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm naming my Daughteru Notim Portant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581886
Still better than Piscine Molitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581872
That really fucking sucks man.
>Lose your dick
>Fall for another guy
>Rob your oneesan of a cute brother
>No more purest form of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581905
Think what it'll be like for Andrea when he wakes up as a she.
And then feel free to bully an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581880
>Dip your dick in Garlic Butter Sauce
Somebody needs to try this now and report back to us weather its a viable option or is like sticking soap down your urethra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581920
It's just sticking your dick in grease. Greasy garlic sausages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581927
>German vampire
>Gets almost addicted to it
>It becomes your ritual every anniversary, or whenever you want to cheer her up
>Always refers to it as "Ihre köstlichen Wurst"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581872
Remember kids: safety first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581911
I'm more cut over the onee-san NTR. Though I guess they were never a couple to begin with, but still. Stealing a dick and a cute ototou from a nee-san is not cool at all. Shame he was such a fag. He could have incubi'd and it would have all been cool, but he just had to have chronic cock cravings.

Oh well, good stuff as usual alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581946
It's not like chose to be a little gaywad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580476
What should I axe her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581966
Yo holmes, we're looking for a microwave oven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581972
So cook her a meal that will make her pass out, and then remove the abomination from it and try to piece them back together?
Aight then nigga
We got dis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581951
Faggot should have spent more time lovin' his onee-san than thinking about cocks. It's canon that a strong enough love for the waifu will halt alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581982
Too bad Andrea didn't have a waifu, just a husbando who isn't into other boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581986
He had his nee-san god fukkin damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581995
A nee-san who is the town bike.

[Anonymous No.]

"Tell me Anon, tell me which girls you'd like me to bring into our cocktail of love!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581995
Anon its alp, were you really expecting the MC to not be a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581996
Oh, really? I thought she was fuckin' him so that she didn't have to fuck other guys. Still, nee-san is nee-san, fucking reform her slutty ways! with the dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582000
But the MC isn't a faggot, he wants dat Dark Elf poon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581999
"All the Holstaurs. All of them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582001
Yeah, because that worked out soooo well for him.
>>13582005
Touch ALL the cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581999
I'll have a double bacon burger with extra cheese, large order of fries, and some root beer to drink. Hold the mayo on that burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582009
Goddammit anon now I'm hungry.

[jose No.]

>>13581693
>>13581692

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582007
Only because he was such a faggot, which could have been circumvented, if he just stayed loyal to the nee-san, and fucked the alpness out of him, and fucked the pure slut into her! Fuck. I'm angry! Anrgy about alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582018
That's what you get for reading alp's stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581999

You, yourself, and your reflection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582018
Well too bad! Because there's an Alp in this story now, and you'll never get rid of her!
>>13582021
It's not like he had to, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Disregard Alps, play with pedipalps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582021
>>13582025
I didn't care that the dude's friend was a fagboi, I only cared once onee-sans were involved. Though I'm just bitching for no real reason. It's like plot armor but for faggots. Bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582042
>I only cared once onee-sans were involved
She was stated as the reason Andrea Alped in the original story too, you know, not just in this new version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582044
I didn't realize, I didn't finish the original MC irritated me too much. I thought that was an alp from the beginning tho, just in some heavy denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582036
Can I cuddle a kumiho instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582036
Why are those sleek black, thin legs so damn sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582050
She was an Alp from the beginning of the story, but she wasn't born as one. Never mind that though.
>>13582051
As long as we can move on.

[Anonymous No.]

Big. Kitsune. Butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582059
Show, don't tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582055
>but she wasn't born as one
Naw, I realize that, but in that story it already happened. In this one I'm watching it, and it's like watching a dumbass in a horror movie walk into a dark basement alone without a torch. Or watching a dickdevotee in an Alp story not just fuck his sister and make the gayness go away.

Less impact because the first time it happened somewhat offscreen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582001
Everybody knows that Alp has a thing for sluts and doesn't buy into the whole "One fuck and I'm yours" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582064
That's cuz alp is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582061
>not just fuck his sister and make the gayness go away
But he did fuck his sister. The gayness didn't go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582071
Nuh-huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582072
He didn't fuck her hard enough. Or long enough. Or soon enough. The gay got to him. It's like cancer, you gotta get it before it spreads, damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582073
Yeah-huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582078
If I'm a slut, why am I on /mgg/, writing clumsy smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582076
Can you catch gay over the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582081
Yes. The only way to ward off the gay is by calling other people faggots, thus leading the gay spirits into those people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Xs9Z5gsHU

>It's a neat paladin trick
>Just turn it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582080
Because you're an alp, what better place to be a slut than a place where there's loads of honry otakus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582081
NOT IF YOU FUCK THE ONEESAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582071
We're all sluts, Anon, the only difference is what kind of slut each of us is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582084
Then it may be too late for me. Mourn my straight self noble anon, for it has not long to live.
>>13582087
B--but I only have two older brothers. Do I need to alp one of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582080
>Alp doesn't think he's a filthy wordslut
Ha, it a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582088
>We're all sluts
Just because I want to dick all the cow-girls does not mean I'm a slut anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582094
It kind of does. Just like Nyan is a slut for mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582086
>>13582093
Come on guys. Can't we just go back to talking about fun stuff, like Moth-chan, or maybe this>>13581819

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582091
>B--but I only have two older brothers. Do I need to alp one of them?
Nah, you're doomed either way. It only works with 2D. And that one 3D brother-sister pair from the story of that butler-anon a while back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582100
Nu-uh!
>>13582102
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582105
I'm a Dragonslut, sure, but that's where I draw the line!

[Anonymous No.]

So how come people always end up talking about Alpie himself instead of the stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582091
Now imagining my little brother alping me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582118
Because we like to bully him and he likes to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582124
But the stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582100
I have always said it. I desire nothing but pure love and courtship with an Anubis. But I am a complete slut for Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582118
Because he wrote the stories? I mean, I said my piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582125
Only nerds read. You're not a nerd are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582132
N-no, of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582080
Because you prefer living vicariously by writing about sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582132
I suppose you use imageboards with only the pictures and none of the words. How did you post if that's true though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580584
>We will bring these boys to the dark empress, full and unspoiled.
>Full? Why full? Do they not produce much ?
>They have something. Powerful sperm. the master wants it for the war.

>They think we are the outworlders.
>Sssh. As soon as they find out we are not, where done.

>Mmm. Just a mouthfull. A drop from the tap.

>P'uruk shaman blasts the p'orc, turning her whole life force into essence.

>LOOKS LIKE SPERM IS BACK ON THE MENU GIRLS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582140
But that would escapism. It's not healthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582141
I've got a mono-eye reading all the posts for me, then I tell her what to type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582146
Of course not, that's why you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582147
But how do you know what she's typing? How do you know she's reading the words to you faithfully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582147
Even the shitposts? You MUNSTER!!

Was that a vacuum among the food and drink captcha? You're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582157
Okay. So what do I update next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582159
Because I've got a second mono-eye proof reading what the first one types and reads, the first one knows if she tries anything she goes to the shame corner.
>>13582162
When the shitstorms start I give her a break and begin sticking things in places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582166
Adventures of dragon Bitchboy. I've been waiting.

>>13582169
Wut if they are in cahoots? Anything suspicious? Does she read a bunch of random insults? What if I say her eye is beautiful. What did she tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

is YBA dead?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you flirt with the curvy mono-eye christmas cake next-door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582173
>dragon Bitchboy
But he's not a bitchboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582191
He was pre-fairy smiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582182
Fell of a cliff while fighting his archenemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582184
Of course I would. Christmas cake can be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582184
I'd take her as a fuckbuddy until I find a nice girl to waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582173
>Wut if they are in cahoots?
We- I mean they, would never betray masters trust like that.
>Does she read a bunch of random insults?
The 'fucking kill yourself' posting was pretty funny.
>What if I say her eye is beautiful. What did she tell you?
Thanks anon, had to switch out mono-eyes because the first one is now blushing and stuttering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582197
and who was his archenemy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582195
Ancient history. But cute dragohteru hi-jinks it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581999
Unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582203
How should I know? He's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582182
No. Just trying to finish a short story that turned out to be not so short.

20,383 words and climbing. Trying to get it finished the next day or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582184
Every single day until she jumps me in the hallway and drags me back to her room. I would also purposefully masturbate while saying her name and take out my garbage full of cum tissues while she's taking her garbage out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582202
>Thanks anon, had to switch out mono-eyes because the first one is now blushing and stuttering.
No problem, beautiful monoeyes like the one reading this post deserve a bit of praise and appreciation every now and then.

Haha, I'm ruining your browsing experience one compliment at a time. Now they're both blushing and stuttering! Where is your reader now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582184
I'd make her think I was single and into her before introducing her to my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582214
You monster! Now I have to read! Do you know what this means? I'm a nerd now! A nerd with two blushing stuttering mono-eyes clinging to either side of me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582220
Ha! How do the words feel, anon? Etch them into your eyes, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582222
Villainous quads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582222
They burn! I had to put on a pair of glasses but that just made the mono-eyes blush harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582226
You fool! You were not prepared to come here. Four eyed Nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd kill to see a Wight Cuddy from House

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582236
I'd kill to see a Wight.

>Captcha thinks hamburgers are sandwiches
Is Captcha from clapistan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582227
I need more mono-eyes dammit! Ones that don't get incapacitated from a compliment and force me to become a nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582236
So she'd be even more of a cougar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582241
A hamburger is a type of sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582246
Her cans would reach a new level of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582244
You're a million years too early. You have no idea what it is truly like to be prepared. The hardships I went through. But it was worth every moment! Turning into a nerd? HA! Good luck. I'm behind seven undead girls. The first of which, a moeblob zombie. And she can't even read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582256
But she can type, right?
>Waaaaarm
>Huuuuuugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582254
Damn, that's some pretty hot cans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582260
No, but there's a lich behind her who can read what she reads, and she passes it along to the ghost who tells the skelaton what to type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582267
They are cans one would die for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582256
I'll train, you'll see! I'll get stronger, I'll get more mono-eyes, and I'll be back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582273
omae wa mou Nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Nerds are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582286
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47762825

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582286
Nerds are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582302
Mushrooms, however, are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582298
>for loving
Yes, love them. Impregnate them and raise a family with them. Then it will be all the more devastating 60 years later when they find out it was all a prank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582302
Is this new? I haven't seen it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582298
Oh god. I want it so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582302
Nerds are hot, especially if they're monster girls trying to suppress their urges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582313
>Haha I was just pretending to love you while having this great loving family with you
>"Yes yes, you told me yesterday. Now come on we're taking care of the grand-kids this weekend."
>>13582316
I know that feel anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582315
It's not new, Charlie Manson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582331
>Charlie Manson
I don't get what you're implying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582286
I want to blackmail a cyclops into having sex with me in exchange for me not telling everyone that she's a hacker and an internet predator that collects and distributes naughty images of human boys!

I want to slowly fuck a gazer on a live stream as her friends and other NEET monstergirls can only watch in envy and masturbate!

I want a Lich to test potency increasing drug on me, only to see her eyes widen in surprise as I blow a huge load, before she mumble something about having to take a more direct test and spreads her legs!

I want to find a big strong girl that's secretly into nerd shit and cosplay as her husbando!

I want to crawl under a desk and perform cunnilingus on crow tengu as she tries to read erotic stories she wrote that have boys eerily similar to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581792
>"Anon, it's time for- why are you looking at me like that?"
"YOOOOOOUUU!"
>"?!"
You. You impatient, bossy bitch. Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so upset! ...first, I'm gonna liplock you. Then, when you're hot and bothered I'm going to to grab your paws, force you to the ground, and make you stand on all fours like the dog you are. And then I'm going to rip off that flimsy excuse for a crotch cover and make you present to me.
But we won't start right in, no. You're going to have to beg for it. Beg and whine until I'm feeling generous enough to gouge at your holes as is my masculine right. I'm going to grab your tail and do whatever I want with it. I'll tug it to get your ass raised properly. And then I'll plow you. Until you're unable to form your silly little plans, only to yelp and buck your hips like the beast you are.
> Well, I can fit it now if we're efficient with-
But first! I'm going to finish what I was doing.

How does the Anubis respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never bully a Mummy girl and call her a lobotomized reject because of how slow she is in movement and inarticulate in speech she is
>She will never one day rise in nobility and become a bona fide Pharaoh
>She will never turn you down when you express your feelings for her
Wait, what the fuck am I sad about? That shit would be evil.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna build a Golem girl a giant battlesuit she can use to fight giant monsters with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582344
He's saying that you're a very charismatic person and that you can make people like you easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582403
I'm all for personal canon and undead promotion, but at least with KC it totally doesn't work like this.
I mean, it probably wouldn't work in other settings either.
KC's mummies are spiritless husks of women who have become so ticklish they wear bandages to hide exposed skin.
KC's pharaohs are female sand emperors. Very much the ascendent godlike beings that pharaohs are supposed to be. When they wake up from chillin' in a coffin, the land becomes fertile and their lurking subordinates form a burgeoning kingdom. Power of Kings and all that.
Other mummies are just dead revered things. Such as pharaohs. So a mummy that could revive into a pharaoh probably already was one before it died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582458
Fun status: not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582422
But why would you fight giant monsters? It's not Sandworms want to do anything bad, they just wanna thump-thump!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582481
He's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582458
I see.
Still, at least no mummy bullying to be had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582552
>Give Mummy Indian Burns
>She cries
>After a while she starts moaning and blushing
>Lose all interest in bullying her once she starts liking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582458
KC is not the emperor of monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582558
No, that would be the Pharaoh.
KC is a Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum inside Miia until her womb is overflowing and we know that she's pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582458
I actually would like to see a pic of what a Pharaoh would look like immediately upon waking up from her millennium sleep.
>Wakes up with a terrible, spine-chilling moan/yawn
>Overcome with 1000+ years of pent up libido, tries to slowly limp out of her sarcophagus, holding onto one of the walls of the coffin to support herself
>A good portion of her face is covered in bed hair like pic related
>She's looking dead on at you
>She doesn't look amused that your here. There is not a smile to be seen on her face
>And yet she doesn't look like she's going to kill you for trespassing either
>She points at you, her heavy breathing the only thing keeping the space from complete silence
>And with a finger, she beckons you to her
>"You...come here...you peasant..."
>Her words are like that of a noble, but her stance, her appearance...everything about the way she looks point to traits of a hungry beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582610
And then Anon was a concubine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582610
Would the spirit of a great Pharaoh possess a human girl and then both of them would go on to become King of Games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582627
Not a bad life if I must admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582631
That would be nice.
>You will never get a "big hug" from a lamia who has been possessed by an angry Apophis spirit named Melusine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582631
100 years later: Sex Games on Motorcycles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582610
I'm got a scenario I'm muddling through for one of my stories
>Accidentally wake a pharaoh
>Hide before she realizes you're there.
>She gets up slowly, leaning against her sarcophagus for support, getting used to her muscles once more. Calls out to her servants for assistance, growing haughtier each time she has to cal, threatening divine punishment
>Her commands bounce back at her, with no reply, her tone turns to scared as she realises no one is there
>Goes through feelings of abandonment as she finally takes in the state of her home, ruined and ancient, dircarded and forgotten
>Breaks down crying as she runs her fingers through the sand that had blown in
>asks the wind where her people are, why she is alone
>She senses you

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to be assigned to an Ushi-Oni breeding partner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582660
Ushi Oni populations aren't at a low enough level to require breeding programs as of yet.
Jinko however need your help today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582660
Due to an increase in popularity from a successful image campaign, a large number of men have signed up for Ushi wives.
You'll have to wait 6-8 months for more to be imported to have your pelvis broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582660
>Head down to the interracial breeding grounds
>See human women looking smugly at you as they sit in the laps of black guys
>A Pharaoh picks you out
>Their smug grins turn to anger as you smile and wave while being led away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582660
>you will never help an ushi-oni reform and move beyond her delinquent phase
>she will never go to college and become a successful lawyer
>you will never have a business woman ushi-oni wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582665
I'll sign up but only if you have a hard case Jinko who acts like a English Game Hunter.

>>13582660
Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582671
But anon, black people don't exist in a hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582665
In my headcanon I'd like to think monster girl populations are proportionate to how strong and terrifying they are making them like boss battles. Ushis would be pretty rare if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582689
But then what is Delicious Brown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582689
I've always actually imagined incubi with some kind of blue to slightly darker blue
Like night elves from elder scrolls but with normal faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582693
And Tigers aren't exactly numerous. Snow Leopards are actually on the danger list, so make sure you impregnate some Snow Leopard Catgirls. Just try not to mention their Yeti sized paws, they're sensitive about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582697
>Black people don't exist
>What is brown?
It's brown, genius.

>>13582701
Blue isn't black either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582703
>Snow Leopard Catgirls
This needs to exist.
>Yeti sized paws
Especially with these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582705
If black people don't exist, explain Hellhounds.

CHECKMATE, COLORIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582660
I want to meet an Ushi-Oni.

That's a complete nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582714
>She thinks she's people
ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582711
I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbUEkLiChe8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582182
....yba is dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582723
>Live with a Werewolf and Snow Leopard girl who were childhood friends
>They fight over you before deciding to share
>You always wake up to be sandwiched between them clinging onto an arm each

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582742
Just think, without that Werewolf friend the Snow Leopard would have grown up to be extremely socially awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582744
They could have an imouto/onee-san dynamic going on since they were like sisters growing up, the Werewolf with stonking huge tits and the Leopard with a moderate chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582742
>>13582744
>>13582766
That's sweet. We need more Monster Girls working together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582766
>Werewolf has huge tits
>Snow Leopard has huge paws and lots of fluff
>Snow Leopard also overheats at times
Ah, if only a kind writefag were to waltz in here and do something involving this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582770
Cooperation truly is a wonderful thing. Especially when it includes double paizuri.
>>13582773
>Snow Leopard also overheats at times
>You come home to find the Werewolf fanning her because the air conditioner is broke
>Their eyes light up when you tell them you bought ice cream
>Someone's getting some action tonight
Funny enough the captcha was ice cream, god damn it botnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582744
thats an odd way to describe being dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582819
Hey, don't bully the clumsy zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582818
Would they say their favorite flavor of ice cream is best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582834
One wants strawberry, the other wants mint and they argue over it until you tell them you got both. This happens every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582845
>Mint
I'd think one would prefer Vanilla over Mint. Strawberry is love though. Mix the two together and it's heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582834
>>13582845
>>13582847

>The werewolf's favorite is cookies and cream
>The snow leapard's favourite flavor is blueberry, the same shade as the wolf's fur
>They don't even realize 'till you tease them about it, and they both get embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582851
I like this. Story about them when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582851
Awww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582860
>Story about them when?
Good question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582851
Cute as hell. We need a picture of them, any of the drawfags around here still take commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582870
Are any writefags interested? Are any drawfags that aren't on some spirit quest for more skill/money interested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582885
I'd like to but I'm writing other stuff. So I think I'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582906
Can you maybe put it on your todo list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582883
The only art we get here is Loen's. And Alp's doodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582885
I'd be willing to pay a a jewnuki artist if any were still open to it. Luth is being killed by work, mono has moved onto different things and .less is on a spritual journey with OCs and dopplegangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582923
>Mono
At this point he is no longer a drawfag/friend.

>>13582919
We still get things from .Less and maybe Mari. Loen is basically our only real drawfag currently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582912
Not really sure I'd do it justice. PRW does cute pretty well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582932
So where's muh Spaceworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582932
>PRW
...I can do cute too...
Though I'm not in the mood to do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581745
>I'll definitely post chapters here
Don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582937
Don't ask me, I want more too

>>13582939
Who are the cute/heart warming fags? prw just came to mind cause I read his most recently. Any way, some one should get them on this.

Maybe play on the snow leopard girl still being slightly socially awkward. They meet the Mc when the wolf is trying to wingwoman for the leopard, who's too awkward to make her own moves on guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582949
Eh, I'm trying to go for the cute angle with things lately while staying in the comedic zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582930
Mari was just here the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582965
She was, but she doesn't do new things often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582949
>cute/heart warming fags?
We have such people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582671
The fuck is that, Sweden?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the Mad Max of a post-apocalyptic future with monster girls and be the hero Australian humanity needs.
>You will never be an enslaved male in a post-apocalyptic future with monster girls and serve your monster girl master until perhaps you're rescued by someone.
>You will never be the Immortan Joe of a post-apocalyptic future with monster girls and enslave monster girls left and right.
>You will never be Master Blaster with your counterpart monster girl.
>You will never run Barter Town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583029
I want to wander the wastes with my Hellhound friend, join up with a human girl, and then when we're all hungry kill the human girl and eat her, because a boy loves his dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583040
I just want the CC underground golem Michelle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583040
I really need to watch that again
it's been too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583072
Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BDxqhI9qDw

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never grab a timid sheep girl by the horns and facefuck her until there's tears in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583097
That's right, I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583097
Why would I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580514
When her husbando is in fatal danger, and the only way to save him is by transforming into a monstergirl to gain the ability needed to rescue him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583111
To let the rest of the farm know you're in charge. Don't want the Holsts and chicken harpies getting out of line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583168
Why be a farmer when you can be a cute shepherd boy and stumble upon a wolf while looking for the lost loli Lamb (who is in on the plot against you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583168
>chicken harpies
But they're incredibly timid and submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583208
The hell they are. Had to kill a Cockatrice in Witcher 3, those are damned ferocious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583203
Post Awoo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583168
But the timid sheepgirl can be your right hand.
When the rest of the girls think you chose a pushover, she can go full slavedriver on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583168
Actually the one in charge in the farm is my minotaurus waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583216
Season 3 never.
New books never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583208
>Rapebait the monster girl
I'm actually surprised she's not more popular with the types that like subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583235
Just shut up and eat your apple you whore. Do it slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583243
A whole bushel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583243
Holo is no whore. She's a sweet, lonely girl with hundreds of years of wisdom and solitude behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583266
Korbo a NTRing slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583266
Oh she's no whore, just a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583239
It's no fun when they don't give a fight at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583271
Korbo a loving wife who would do and give anything to ensure her husband's safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583281
They make you chase them down

[Anonymous No.]

Will the Titans be depicted in MGE?
Maybe they are the Demons of Chaos sealed underwater? Or are those just the Great Old Ones expys of the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583281
Those things run like Kenyans so you either have to be stupidly fast or good at setting traps. Tell me a terrified Cockatrice in a net doesn't appeal to your inner sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583292
I would rather have them come looking for a good rape, and ironically help them find just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583301
I wouldn't mind that, actually. But I'd have to give soothing cuddles to her pretty quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583301
Dick status: muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583298
>Demons of Chaos
Slaanesh monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583301
>Tell me a terrified Cockatrice in a net doesn't appeal to your inner sadist.
That does seem really nice... though you mst always have to take care of her petrifying gaze first.
I wonder what games we could play with using her monster parts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583298
1. make a time machine
2. go in da future and see kenkou's shit
3. go back in time and prevent cait shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583310
We already have the Fallen God. Having another sex maniac deity would only make it a bit more convoluted.
Zeus not included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583310
This quiet offends Slaanesh! Things shall get lewd now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583315
>blindfold a cockatrice
>she's desperately wiggling her hips to try and get it
>you pluck one of her feathers and start tickling her thighs with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583306
>Cum inside her
>Instantly feel enormous guilt and hug her
>She develops Stockholm syndrome
>>13583315
The Gaze is a pretty huge problem unless you're a blind monk or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583329
>get out*
Although both fit

[Anonymous No.]

>Move into new neighborhood
>Heard some nasty things. Heard it was infested with Monstergirl immigrants. But rent was cheap.
>Upon arrival, see no signs of Monsters. Lots of cute girls though. Really cute girls.
>Everyone's super friendly too.
>Take a few days to finally move my stuff in and get settled. Every day, friendly old man neighbor comes over to smalltalk and ends it with a variation of the same statement.
>"Get your locks yet?"
>"Later, kiddo. Remember them locks."
>"You read the brochure, right?" You hadn't. "Lock it up then, buddy!"
>"Don't forget, kid, locks! Get the right kind! Tomorrow, pal."
>Just ignored him as one of those paranoid weirdos.

>Tomorrow night comes. First night settled.
>Hear a noise.
>A lot of noises.
>All joining together outside.
>A long 'awoooooooooooooooo' from multiple voices.
>It's howling.
>It's a full moon tonight.
>Get the right kind? He meant silver.
>Your face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583355
I though they were all gonna be Doppelgangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583355
Open the door, don't be a pussy. What's the worst that could happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be even half as loved as much as a monstergirl would love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583355
Joke's on that guy I'm a huge slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583373
>What's the worst that could happen
>Spend the night getting tenderly loved by wolf girls influenced by the full moon
>You wake up in the morning, shortly after the girls do to
>There's a look of disgust on all their faces as they realised what they slept with
>One of them looks between your legs and laughs
>Guess things are different without a full moon

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>>13583389
ow my pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583389
>Smoke a cigarette
>"So, same time next month?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583389
Nice desu ne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583287
Imagine all that mofu cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583374
>you will never have a hol calf daughteru give a single 'moo' before hugging your leg

[Anonymous No.]

Following on from the theme, disappointing monster girl sex.
>Finally get around to going to bed with your Manticore waifu
>Being a Manticore she's into domination play
>She pins you down and starts the role playing
>She's awful at sounding intimidating
>So awful that you can't help but laugh
>You spend the next 30 minutes trying to console her as she cries on the edge of the bed

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13583235
I only watched the anime and i didn't like it, both holo and the protagonist guy being greedy as fuck, they looked like fucking jews for the most part.

>Be merchant guy with wolf god girl following you
>Start plotting ways of taking advantage of poor bastards for economic gain
>The plain backfires horribly on you and shit happens
>Sink into despair while trying to fix things up
>Think it's not your fault and that you are a victim
>Things get solved somehow and you are back to scamming people thinking the world owes it to you.

That shit happened two times in the anime and that made me hate those two jewish bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583468
There's nothing wrong with that, deals exist for the sake of profit.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh!
There's a monster girl that is not living her life correctly
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583449
No fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost blowjobs wooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583479
Join her in not living her life correctly

>>13583482
Ghost baths wooooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583479
Mind my own business unless I want to waifu her, then I'll bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583479
Spanking, lots of spanking. Especially if it's a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583479
Help her live it incorrectly, probably. It would depend on what was going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583500
This anon is surely living his life correctly, cheers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583497
Ghost kissus woooooo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583516
I want to hug a spooky but cute ghost as she emerges from my screen. She'd be plushie-sized to come out of a laptop, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583479
define "not living her life correctly"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583516
I want to catch a vengeful ghost off guard and show her what love can be like.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you teach an awkward monster girl how to rape with step by step instructions? Something like this just gender flipped and without the tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583551
Not a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never meet a cute crow tengu at the local laundromat.
>She will never bring frozen yogurt for the two of you.
>She will never jam a spork into her leg when she hears you're going out with the local Oni superhero, Captain Snu-Snu.
>You will never go to an award ceremony with Captain Snu-Snu
>You will never be killed during a battle between Dr. Cuddleable and Captain Snu-Snu.
>Your death will never be the catalyst that changes the sweet girl from the laundromat from a well intentioned extremist to a soulless villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583561
>She will never jam a spork into her leg when she hears you're going out with the local Oni superhero, Captain Snu-Snu.
Of course she wouldn't. Being with a super hero would be terrible. Normal folk should marry normal people, the tengu is obviously the better choice.

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>>13583540
What if she's the vengeful ghost of your childhood friend, who had an unrequited crush on you and died tragically young? Is this too pedestrian for a one-shot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583574
Even better, you can finally give her the love she desires all those years ago. I'm not the right one to ask that, since I love all sorts of undead, and would never say no to a plain story about a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583574
has potential. What are you saying, it's just pedestrian enough. Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583534
horrible crimes against sentient beings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583591
I'm the guy who was chopping off manticore tails for thrills, I can't really comment on her decisions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583591
Define horrible.

Stealing from people, robbing banks, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583598
What if she was putting rods up guys' dicks for thrills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583325
I just want to pull a dark priest inside as she tries one of her usual speeches at my home and start nibbling on her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583551
>and without the tentacles.
Dropped. Consentacles are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580914

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>>13583698
Such sacrilege! Going for the ears is just plain wicked!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the spookiest story we have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582210
This is 6 hours late, but I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583710
I can't help it anon. I'll softly nibble on her ears and whisper words about procreation into her ears.

I will carefully caress her thighs and pet softly pet her head. All the while i'm alternating between nibbling and licking her two ears.

After that i'll simply start nibbling on her ears every time she tries to talk about her god, while inviting her over every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583733
Deep down she knows she deserves this Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583374
>In the realm of fiction, your monstergirl waifu will never be even half as loved by anybody as you could love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583722

Adorable Spooky in Italy - http://pastebin.com/YuHSt1G2

Yandere Spooky with Stockholm Syndrome - http://pastebin.com/kRjU8m3g

Contentacles levels of spooktacular fun - http://pastebin.com/AFtni8a9

Some tryhard schaudenfreude Lovecraftian bullshit - http://pastebin.com/2dKdHFFn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582689
>But anon, black people don't exist in a hugbox
O-oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583745
>Adorable Spooky
I meant spooky-spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583468
In the second season, a merchant tried to cheat Lawrence out of a deal by rigging his weighing scales.
Holo noticed it, and Lawrence said he'd keep silent if the guy gave him a deal on a certain stock. But Lawrence didn't know that the market was going to crash on that stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583745
>Some tryhard schaudenfreude Lovecraftian bullshit
The amount of self-deprecation in your post is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583745
Hmm. Maybe I should make that Slender story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583761
>>13583761

>He thought it was self-depreciation
>He thinks i'm the one who fiddled the diddled

http://i.imgur.com/joH74MG.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583551
That was much better than the other manga with the tentacle bro.
At least this one has a happy ending for the monster.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, on your first day in the adventurers guild what would your adventure be?
Would you be sent to clear out some goblins?
Would you go off to deal with a few spooky undead?
Would you escort a trader through Orc territory?

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>>13583772
First day? Sounds like I'm on Cheese Bandit duty. It's a living...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583772
>Would you go off to deal with a few spooky undead?
Yes, I'll certainly go "deal" with some spooky undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583772
Goblins are pretty strong for their size so for a first day on the job that'd be pushing it. Any quests dealing with slime girls? Slimes are usually level 1.

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>>13583772

How spooky of Undead are we talking?

Metaphysical "One is inside you" spooky, or "You're walking on the waterlogged corpses of the drowned populace while ghosts try to slice your throat" levels of spooky?

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>>13583772
My first day? I'd rather stay behind and train to make sure I'm prepared when I do go out on adventures.

But if I'm being forced, then I'll go see about talking some sense into those mischevious undead.

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>>13583738
Or perhaps she will recognize that seemingly Hell is a paradise in reality and melt like a puddle in my arms.

I will nibble those ears, I will nibble them good.

She will understand.

Understand


That Elves are olev.

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>>13583479
>1hr

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>>13583772
Clearing a cellar from some mischievous imps alongside a cat-girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583787
Yeah, Cerea seemed to think that when she faced Suu. Remember how that turned out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583479
>>13583791

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>>13583793

>He thinks Suu even classifies as a low level Slime to begin with

If anything, Suu is at least Slime Queen levels of gooey goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583801
>Queen Suu
That would be a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583793
Suu's one of a kind, she's like that dangerous bonus boss you have to come back to the area later in the game to beat.

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>>13583780
Get Ready Anon, because these aren't your average cheese bandits They are trained!
They have sticks!

>>13583783
Please don't sleep with the skeletons, they just want to get paid.

>>13583787
Yep, Got a few slimes holding up in a field.
99% of no dark slimes.

>>13583788
Latter but their cute girls.

>>13583789
We got a party, good luck you two.

>>13583792
Sure, do be careful though, they are quite fond of adventurers.

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>>13583449
Nothing a lich or a visit to the local Shirohebi temple can't fix. Hell even the local mofu shrine will solve his problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583800
Why is that mean old mouse punching that adorable little stinker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583812
>sticks
Oh yeah? Well MY stick is bigger and longer and thicker and it's got a nice, small curve!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583816
That doesn't sound like a guild approved club.
You should go to the armory and get it traded out.

[Anonymous No.]

So, which one, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
This is my fetish so I could go up to overboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583820
It's my weapon of choice! I'm using it because I'm a special hero!
>>13583822
I'll take small on that body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Up to large, though large is already pushing it on that body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
My normal acceptance range is from small to large. Petite if it's a harpy and huge if the art is exceptionally good/the body type fits but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Petite through normal are good. Larger would need a different body type to appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583827
Special hero?
You aren't from the "gifted" class are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Huge to Overboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
For a cowgirl like that? Large, going up to huge if they're starved for milking.
For mai waifu? somewhere between small and normal, until I get the urge to give her some holst milk for a few days of large or huge breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Petite to small, with a big meaty ass and a nice set of hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583834
That looks closer to large to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583833
Nope, my class is Wurm Charmer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583807

>Implying Suu isn't already the queen of the harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583844
My ultimate nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
All of the rainbow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583849
>Implying Kimihito isn't part of Suu's harem along everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583844

Apple bottomed Cyclopses

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>>13583813

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Small is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Overboard.
I was to sleep on top of her between her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583315
>petrifying gaze
Any anons read a book called "The Atrocity Archives" ? It has a pretty cool interpretation of the basilisk/medusa effect. Probably a little too gnarly for MGE-esque settings, though.

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>>13583822
XTREME is probably as far as I'd go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583980
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583980
I haven't read it, but the premise of it sounds like the sort of thing I'd be into. So, how does the petrification thing work in this instance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583862

>Implying the world isn't Suu's harem
>She doesn't like bodies of water because she'd multiply
>The world isn't ready for Complete
>Global
>Suuturation

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>>13583989
>>13584010
The medusa effect here isn't petrification; it's more like incineration/disintigration. Through some sort of observation-mediated quantum effect (It's not looking at a medusa; it's the medusa looking at you); A bunch of your carbon nuclei suddenly disappear and re-appear elsewhere. This has unpleasant chemical implications. Essentially, shit a medusa looks at gets turned to red-hot cinders if it happens to have a significant amount of carbon in it's makeup.

Basilisks (were) some sort of wild animal in the dark ages, and medusa were humans who suffered a particular kind of tumor in their vision center. The effect is weaponized when the particular neural network is reproduced in a microchip and hooked up to a pair of cameras with an on/off switch. Nasty fun.

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>>13584028
Yeti throwing her sunglasses as a distraction and rush hugging anon when?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never a reverse trap pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584028
Charon, are you one of Suu's bitches too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584055
Fuck that she's getting a bullet in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584054
Neat, brutal but neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584065
>shooting a yeti
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584065
Wait wait wait.

You'd shoot a Yeti. For trying to hug you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584054
Author is Charles Stross, iirc. It's a pretty good scifi/paranormal mystery/thriller. 10/10 read it all over again on a regular basis.

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>>13584054
Dang. That seems a bit more hardcore than pertrification or immobility.
But it's not just people either? So any object with carbon in it is just going to go up in flames if a medusa looks at it?

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>>13584071
You bet.

I'm not trusting anything that runs up to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584078
>anon comes home from work
>his daughter rushes to him for a hug
>shoots her dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584076
Yep, anything. A big 'nightmare scenario' they try to prevent in the book is some hacker/terrorist uploading the thing to the nearly-omnipresent surveillance cameras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584078
Okay...

What about the glasses though? Do you catch them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584087
Of course I caught the glasses.

The I shot the Yeti, with a Rocket Launcher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584081
>Rushing a man in his own home
Well, what did she expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583814
She's not living her life correctly. Duh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584095
And this is why you go to the Matango Gardens for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584081
She deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584097
Silly anon, why would I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584107
You have violated the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584112
Oh alright, have your 50 gold.

Now off with you, copper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584116
Maybe you didn't hear me the first time. THE LAW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584112
Can't I just spend eternity in the Oomukade pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584112
No, the kid deserved to get shot for rushing up to anon in his home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584119
No, that would be inhumane to the poor girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584118
Law means nothing if you can't enforce it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Between large and huge.
Smaller than that is kind of uninteresting and bigger is just too much.

Large tits always have amazing suckable nipples. Damn I want to fuck a Holst right now or a well endowed werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584125
I AM THE LAW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584125
Did someone say the law needs enforcing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584130
Nu-uh, you're a vigilante. Silly Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584130
No, you are the wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584130
Wurms are stupid, who would listen to them?

I bet Super Wurm's parents didn't even love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584135
>>13584137
To bring about a rule of righteousness across the land, so that the strong should not harm the weak, the Wurmkind is born!
>>13584140
Her parents are working overseas, so who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584145
But Wurm-chan, what is righteousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584145
>Working overseas

You mean abandoned her, stupid fucking Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584145
>burgle a store
>get caught by Wurm-chan
>[X] Rub Tummy

What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584148
Getting 51% or higher on your test! Geez, you don't even know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584155
Get caught in her coils because she doesn't want you to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584156
>51%

What school has a percent that low?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! You caught a mouse stealing cheese from your fridge in the middle of the night. You managed to catch her, but it's really late and you're tired. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584156
Foolish wurm, being a hero is about more than just test scores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584129
I want a Werewolf with big gazongas to stalk me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584161
>have to keep cuddling her
>until the police arrive

Damn it. I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584164
A special school for "unique" children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
I´ll just put a few vibrators to work and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Bring her to bed with me. She can be used as a daki. Or maybe a doll, I guess, depending on how big she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584164
The kind that admits chuuni Wurms.
>>13584168
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Make her sleep in a shoe box while she's stuck.
It's in the morning where I do the true punishment..
She's gonna get all the cheese she can handle and a bit more that she can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Throw her in a dumpster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
I tuck her in with her feet outside the covers. Then tickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Call over my werecat waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584178
>Like what?
For starters, you don't even have a cape/scarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584129
>or a well endowed werewolf

My man. Few things are more appealing to me than the idea of a fit, big-busted and bushy tailed werewolf. Bonus points if she's got dem abs and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Find the other three

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584185
Capes are for flying. DefenWurm doesn't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Tie her arms and legs and use her as a body pillow, let her outside in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584191
Yeah she does, she just does it through the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a deredere Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

At the risk of being an attention whore, would anyone be interested in blatant mge style profiles by a guy who barely got passing grades in creative writing and hasn't put pen to paper since? If so here it is http://pastebin.com/S0t4ddQp

Ideally I should have practised writing a bit more before posting anything but figured trial by fire and people telling me to kill myself might be a good motivator. The writer is meant to be a lonely Christmas cake swordswoman who runs a branch of the adventurers guild so there may be some bias in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584191
>DefenWurm
Goddammit. I just realized that Defendor is basically how a Wurm superhero would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Put a vibrator in her pussy and then cuddle her like a daki while I pretend to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584205
That's a silly idea, would rather hear about the hi-jinks she goes through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584205
God no.

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166

Fuck off Nyanners

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
I go full trader on her.
Can't steal more cheese if she can't move.
Responsibility will be taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584219
I'm not him, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have pics of bishie looking male Lamias? I need them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584205
>Red Riding Hood monstergirl
>doesn't have a mixture of Werewolf AND Succubus traits
It's still an okay profile though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584223
>male Lamias
You're in the wrong place. This is the Monster GIRL thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584229
Don't engage him, I already have a feeling as to who it might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584229
As if he didn't know.

Don't reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582286
I want to have late-night study sessions with a nerdy Anubis.

>>13582381
>I want to crawl under a desk and perform cunnilingus on crow tengu as she tries to read erotic stories she wrote that have boys eerily similar to me!
Lewd. Very lewd. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584189
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582384
I don't know, I just know that I'm erect from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584209
It's super silly but random ideas bubbled to the surface and before I knew it I was posting my metal diarrhoea.
>>13584224
Riding hood/wolf mix. Missed a chance there although there's always the potential for a stronger and more aggressive type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584250
The after sex cuddles with a Hellhound must be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
I make her sleep inside my smelly, sweaty underwear, pressed against my cock and the fabric.

>>13584177
>>13584180
Tiny mice a best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584250
Hellhounds are shit, the lowest I'd go is with a Werewolf.

Dog Girls or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584270
Dog Girls sniff butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584270
While I disagree with you, I totally respect your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584280
Kamille is a girl's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584278
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584281
Jerid shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584270
Remember to properly feed and exercise your werewolf, otherwise she'll be sporting puppy fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584278
I want a dog girl to jam her face into my crotch and take a big whiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584278
Still better than a Hellhound.

Worst thing you'd have to do with a Werewolf is make out with her whenever you want to say hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584270
I think Hellhounds would be too vicious and demanding, but dog girls would be far too submissive for me to care about.

I'd personally prefer a werewolf with a slightly dominant personality, but not an overbearing one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584262
Indeed they are. Tiny girls in general are nice though.

>>13584270
Agreed. I still want more of that Husky girl story that got posted a bit back. Shit was cute. Hopefully I didn't just miss anything with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Petite - Normal, no larger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584290
Hellhounds are like the least vicious dominants in MGE.

> The sex is extremely rough and wild, but they don't cause pain and agony for men through it. They only thing induced is pleasure so wild it causes a man to submit to them from the bottom of his heart along with the ejaculation.

>In this way, they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly. They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.

>No matter what, they just won't become a "pet dog," but they do recognize the men they capture as their husbands and shower them with love just as any other monster would

It's why I like them. Not sure why they get dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584301
>Not sure why they get dislike.
Probably a mixture of thread/headcanon shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584301
>rough
>wild
>violent
>oh but they don't hurt you

Fuck that, Hellhounds are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584301
>>No matter what, they just won't become a "pet dog,"
B-But muh fetish...

[Anonymous No.]

I remember reading this a few years ago and its conversation relevant so
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/inumimi-r2262

Don't think I've seen anybody mention this series here.
inb4 batoto
title is Inumimi, find it on whatever reader you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584311
You know Momiji is actually pretty self-centered in terms of personality, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584305
So what you're saying is that anyone who doesn't like the monster girl you like is only doing it because of threadcanon and not an actual reason?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584258
You'll likely get better as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584301
>A dog that won't do as told
Fucking worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584307
It's just rough sex using fancy prose, you autist.

It's literally big chunks of their profile saying they're not like Ushis, Manticores, or even Minotaurs who might treat you carelessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584315
So, just like a dog?

[Anonymous No.]

Just turn all the dom girls sub, and all the sub girls dom
Everyone's happy now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
I'm not. Having my waifu turn sub would be awkward, I can't dom for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584315
But she's Canada wolf. She should be friendly and irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
>switch master race laughing.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
Or you could just ignore the profiles and do whatever you like. Entire races conforming to a personality stereotype is a very silly and very Japanese idea. They might be the majority but they aren't all going to act like that.>>13584331

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584314
>Inumimi
My man of good taste, that's actually what got me into girls with animal ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584338
Ignore that reply at the end. Not sure how that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584278
>>13584285

>Be at gym, trying to get into better shape than you are now
>See Dire Wolf girl squat pressing at least 200 kg
>The question isn't where you aren't looking, it's where
>That gluteal plane, those supple yet muscular ass cheeks
>Those goddamned back muscles
>She notices you and grins
>You can practically feel her staring at you as you hope onto the incumbent bike nearby
>Next thing you know after you get out of your workout, you're getting shoved against the wall by the Dire Wolf, pure lust glowing in her eyes
>You can fee her paw on your balls as she juggles them softly, getting an affirming 'Mhm' from her
>"I caught you looking, naughty little rabbit. Do you know what happens now?"
>"You let me go like the gorilla-woman you are and we go on our happy way?"
>Her grin widens as she binds your arms up and behind your head, spreading you eagle against the wall
>She squats down, putting her face to the crevasse between your anus and testes
>Takes a huge whiff of your scent, licks her lips
>Another whiff
>"I just love the smell of frightened little bunnies. Makes the kill that much more thrilling."
>Before you can even ask what she's talking about, you're being pinned to the floor with wolf-bush in your face
>Her smell is intoxicating, wrapping your mind in a hazy fog as she grinds her womanhood into your nostrils, you can feel your rising erection poking her ass cheeks
>"Mhmhm... Now tell me who the 'gorilla-woman' is you little horn ball. Tell me what you want."
>"I want... to fuck..."
>"Good things come to honest little boys~ Hope you're ready~"
>Spend the rest of the afternoon getting rammed in Reverse Piledriver position by the Dire Wolf
>Can't go to the gym for a few weeks to heal your pelvis
>The first thing you see coming back is the Dire Wolf at the squat rack again, her head perks up as she catches your smell
>She gives you a little ass wiggle, her voluminous tail brushing like a pendelum
>It was going to be a long night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584284
>Not wanting a soft Wolfu to give belly rubs and head pat to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584325
I don't think I could take it if I had a monster girlfriend who behaved like one of my dogs. I would end up a total pushover and spoil her rotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584346
...and that is how I met your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Suspend her from the ceiling and then go back to sleep. I'll deal with her when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584338
It's not really a jap thing, MGE is supposed to resemble an RPG bestiary.

Also, I don't like subversion to default personality if we don't have at least 1-3 stories playing that monster straight. If I read a profile and like the monster I want to see what I read in story form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584346
More

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584364
I don't care for a default personality even existing, that's silly. The profiles would be better if they left that up to the readers and focused on other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584346
Diamonds. Pure, cut-to-perfection, billion-dollar DIAMONDS.

Totally saving this for...reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584391
Diamonds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
Just turn all the girls dom.

Now the good people in this thread are happy while the shitposters get laughed at and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584311
>>13584325
>>13584321

>All wolf types are just dogs and nothing else
How boring. I wish we did away with threadcanon, most of it is really stupid to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584411
>threadcanon
lel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584371

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Monstergirls be able to track your scent/spirit energy if you were wearing clothes that covers your entire body, such as a diving/astronaut/Nanosuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584387
The problem is more that this thread, really every English-community that follows the MGE, can't distinguish between things and winds up just arguing over pointless things, rather than just using the profiles to help kick-start stories and other fantasies.

I mean, sure, we get some of that, but mostly pointless, pedantic arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584411
I never said I wanted them to be nothing else other than dogs.
I just want to make them my bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584421
>gaijins don't get it-argument
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584420
If there's something they can smell and that they suit won't keep in is your fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584420
Can the Illuminati read your thoughts if you wear a tinfoil hat and have lots of coat hangers in your room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584428
Well it's true. We all rely on second-hand translations mismanaged by a guy who himself has no knowledge of Japanese.

It's kind of hard to argue that you have reading comprehension when you literally have to have someone else tell you what it says first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
Thats shitty for both camps, not to mention confusing. Granted, the thread has already subverted certain monster's standard personalities via threadcanon but its not like a law to be followed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584428
He isn't wrong, like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584418
I agree, the threadcanon is laughable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584387
He's not exactly making vidya, yet anyway. So what's left is just flavor text telling you about the race. Can't think of what would substitute it.

Anyway, I get that's your thing but it's not what everyone's looking for. Some are just looking for MGE fanfic so they want something closer to what's in MGE. The appeal to them was just reading the early profiles and liking what they saw and so what they look for is something closer to what's in MGE.

To be blunt, I would like some subversion stories a lot more if they didn't end up less interesting than the actual concept.

That manticore oneshot that followed everything to a T was a lot better than most manticore stories.

I also understand removing insta-rape, but then people also remove the other things that could have stayed and fill it in with deres and other generic stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584411
Are you fucking stupid or something?

Is this threadcanon bullshit some new boogeyman that I missed or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584441
>hurr threadcanon
Let's see if you get it this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584455
>less interesting than the actual concept
That's subjective. I find very few profiles even remotely interesting.

The setting is built on doujin-logic and that's bad for writing anything other than pure smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584391

>Getting diamonds from something that was done as a quick, poorly thought out idea like that
>MFW I have no face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584461
Are you new here or something? This place always makes up stupid shit that becomes threadcanon, just look at cupids. They started out helping people admit their true feelings, but this place decided they're bitches who mindbreak you for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584439
He isn't exactly right either, unless you want to argue that KC is an outstanding writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584467
Yes, you're a big guy and all wolves are just dogs before you. We are all very impressed with your toughness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584461
>>13584467
I'll assume that you two have only been here for less than a year, but threadcanon is genuine shit that took away good aspects from certain monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584476
It's not "threadcanon" if it's true.

Besides, the cupid argument has always been "what they do might or might not be mindbreak/brainwashing, but it is wrong".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584482
>stop having fun in your masturbation fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584482
Anon, I'm right here, why are you hitting that poor strawman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584473
>That's subjective. I find very few profiles even remotely interesting.
Well in KC's defence that's probably intentional, with such a wide selection he's trying to cater to as many types as possible. Some like a strong girl, some like a cute submissive mouse, others might want the challenge of fighting a lizard. The point of MGE is that there's a waifu for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584485
>I'll assume
Well, you already fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584485
>took away good aspects from certain monstergirls
Care to name a few? I can think of some undesirable things that were added in but nothing desirable that was taken away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584473
I could see that, but I've read too many stories that worked with it and at least repurposed some of the more fetishy stuff and decided to be logical about it in some places.

Which, also often makes it more grimdark, I'll admit. Not always though, sometimes just a setting with conflict. But the setting gets a lot more interesting that way.

So, I know it can work and it really creates a sense of danger, exoticism, and anticipation when done right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584476
>>13584482
>>13584485
They're clearly just trolling at this point, stop responding.

Threadcanon is a pile of wank, but it can be easily ignored. Sure, anons will stick to /mgg/'s unofficial stances on several things but its not like write or drawfags are forced to follow them in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm angry! Angry about stupid sexy tanuki and their massive mofus, their soft bodies, and frumpy appearances!

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of strawmen, I kind of want to see a scarecrow monstergirl. Throw her in with the jinko, the golem, and the plucky human girl farmer, and you've got yourself an adventuring party right there.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of a word is threadcanon anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584510
>clearly trolling
Yes yes, and baiting and false-flagging.

Seems to me that you're clearly an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584494
All I was saying was that threadcanon is nonsense, you're the one who started throwing out greentext responses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584511
I am angry too! But what can we do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584511
I want to drink with a Tanuki and sign away exclusive rights to my body when drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584521
No, all you did was making shit up to make yourself look witty.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, inna woods...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584520
If you aren't trolling then can you at least not be a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584505
I think he meant it overtakes/overwrites the monstergirl entirely. Or the threadcanon clashes with what they should be doing and so it removes what made them appealing in the first place.

Lizardman is a prime example. Her bonnet thing doesn't even follow her desire to challenge warriors that can defeat her. That's the most fundamental part of a lizardman, and it's not there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584527
I only complained that I found a certain piece of threadcanon dull. What is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584523
Impregnate the tanukis! Fuck them silly and cover them with our semen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584518
A mutation of the word "headcanon".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584528
What's that cake made of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584529
Sure, but can you stop crying wolf everytime someone says something that you don't agree with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584510

>Write and drawfags aren't forced to follow threadcanon in the slighest

That's a crock of shit if I've ever seen one. People get in a tiff so much about pretty much anything in these threads that doesn't conform to their personal canon because this place is a god-forsaken wank fest of lonely faggots.

Like literally, if you aren't hating certain writers because they've either A) Brought it upon themselves or B) They didn't follow your candy-assed little hugbox, the people in the thread are doing stupid shit like "XD WURMS ARE SPECIAL EDUCASHION LEVEL RETARDS" when their profile implies a more instinctual simple-mindedness over being a genuine mental deficient dragon-snake thing.

It's the difference between X MG wanting a long-term relationship with you and something like a Mothman going "You are a man. You must tsich the moth, do it now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584544
>tsich
Yeah, well, TZICH you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584539
How would that help? And how would we accomplish such a task?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584529
Says the guy who was just acting like a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584551
Hatefucking is a tanuki's one weakness! It said so on the internet! And carrying it out is simple! We find a tanuki, and then we hatefuck the shit out her.

Captcha, why did you put a cat with food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584543
Why are you being so aggressive? It feels like your blowing this ridiculously out of proportion for no real reason.

[Anonymous No.]

This place is a hive of scum and villainy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584559
Because China.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584544
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584553
How was I being a cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584561
>U mad?
Really? And you talk about others trolling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584562
That's why you should take refuge inna woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584571
I'm not falling for it you fae bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

No fun allowed general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGy1BRO1WCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584571
That's a pretty good meal for someone innawoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584574
That's okay. It's not like it's lonely inna woods, with the Finnish Elves raping all the boys anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584578
Living inna woods doesn't mean you have to live like a savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584528
I just realised that girl on the right has actual roots for feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584571
She looks so friendly and welcoming, I want to marry that cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584326
Your alarm clock hits 5:00am. You know this because you have just been woken up by being suplexed out of your bed. Doublechecking if your bones aren’t broken you take note of the muscular Kikimora standing in front of you. “It’s time for your morning exercises Master!” She orders loudly. “I expected atleast fifty pushups today at the very least!” is what she quickly adds. Your feeble attempts at resistance are quickly met with further ordering and even more exercises for you to perform, shutting you up effectively.

Twenty minutes and a numb and painful body later your maid quickly and efficiently forces you your suit on and starts dragging you downstairs for breakfast. Oats, nuts and fruit is on the menu today. Something you would enjoy if your maid hadn’t decided to shove a textbook in front of your nose and interrogate you about its contents. For each wrong answer your maid gives you a slap, yet for each correct answer she forces her tongue into your mouth to violate it. You aren’t quite sure what to prefer.

Once breakfast is over and your clock chimes to announce the arrival of 6AM, your maid has already prepared your suitcase with everything you need for work, and the material you will be studying in your breaks. While dragging you to the front door your Kikimora keeps rambling about the material you should be studying, and what tactics you should be using for people to notice your value more.

Before being thrown out of the front door your maid gives you another deep kiss and a slap on your butt, and reminds you why you should be keeping up with this treatment.

“You get that promotion today anon! And you’ll soon have all day long to fuck your hot maid and make lots of daughteru’s with her. Now get to work Master!”

I think i'll prefer my Kikimora's as a sub, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584583
But that's what makes it fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584584
Being a plant isn't a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584559
Can't we just teach them about love?

[Anonymous No.]

What species of monster girl is your imouto, sluts?

https://youtu.be/rY_sJsdT-Cc?t=28m19s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584591
Then go live with the lions in the savanna!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584575
It's fine, you can still have fun.

Hell, I can't count how many times I had "edgy" thrown my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584593
I didn't say it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584588
The guy must be one hell of a beta if she's forced to resort to those measures...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584568
Now your trying to twist what I was saying and avoid my question. I genuinely wanted to know why you're so pissed off over something so trivial. I didn't personally attack you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584597
Oh dear god I'm already wearing my headphones, I have no excuse not to listen to it, fuck you fuck you!
>>13584602
Then don't stare! It's embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584588
>Ruining perfectly good maids

I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584601
I've given up on having fun in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584606
>Then don't stare! It's embarrassing.
Why? It's just her feet. Mine are way more horrendous to look at, she's in luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584605
You accused several people of "clearly trolling".
What kind of reaction am I allowed to have then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584611
Lemme help you change your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584611
But if you do that, the whiny, triggered babies win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584548
>>13584544

Come back after a few months
People still use the word to describe moth's sounds i came up with.

Day brightens slightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584616
You know, I don't even read the stuff he writes, but his art really cracks me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584588
Well Kikis are supposed to show up to "men with potential". Surely training him must be part of their instinct? Nothing that hard though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584588
I'll take my huge, fit maids as the subs they should be, thank you very much. Even if that aggressive tongue kissing sounds pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584623
>I don't even read
Why not? It's not like you can tell how shitty it is without reading it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584618
I really don't care anymore.

I've lost interest in so many monster girls and almost all of my fetishes.

Let them win, at least it will stop the fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584615
The hyper aggressive defense of the whole threadcanon thing made me suspicious, because its not something you see around here much. It looks like I was wrong there, so thats all I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584637
You have no one to blame for your weakness but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584499
I'm fine with that. My only real problem with his stuff is he ties monster designs to specific personalities. I might like a given design but not the personality that goes with it, and I might like a girl's stated personality but find her design boring. So I disregard the personality stuff in the profiles for the most part. I just see them as stereotypes people in-world apply to those monster - based on the truth but sometimes exaggerated and not always applicable.

If you stick too closely to profile canon you end up arguing over details and interpretations, or disliking certain monsters because of their profile personalities. I find that annoying and limiting. It might be futile too, since some of our translations are questionable.

As for people who like the profile personalities, that's fine and I encourage you to write content based on it. Just don't whine about other people not doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584629
>fit choco maid
That's some really great taste you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584641
I suppose that's somewhat understandable, let's leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584618
Who, the faggots who want everyone to follow the threads accepted way of monstergirl behavior?
Or the faggots who want to fuck around with monstergirl personalities?

Both sides could just leave the other alone, but we all know this isn't going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584654
Depends really.

I for one don't really care what other people like or dislike. And they can't stop me from liking what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584630
Eh. I think I'm good. None of the stories sound interesting to me at all, so I don't see much point. Honestly, there are very few writefags I even read to begin with anymore. Hell, that puppy girl thing was the first thing from Nyan that interested me in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582650
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584646
Not liking Ez6 girls should be a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584645
>he ties monster designs to specific personalities
It's the scholar being /pol/ and generalizing.
>All Manticores are sadists just as all Russians love vodka
>All Sea Bishops are kind savours just as all jews love money
>All Ushis are terrifying rape machines just as all Americans are obese and love burger
There may be a little truth to each of them but at the end of the day he's making broad statements. Personally I'm okay with people deviating as an occasional thing but more people need to play the profiles straight, barely any stories are truly faithful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584660
While it may have not affected you, they obviously effected against other anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584671
Let's not go crazy here.

Maybe a misdemeanor at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584660
If we all felt this way the threads would be so much better.

Also, why the fuck was one of my food captcha images a sword stuck into a pizza? It was like Excalibur sponsored by Pizza Hut or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584619
What're ya nosebleedin' for, ya fluffy wimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584509
No, I agree with you, but what you're describing isn't really following the setting 100%, it's more like a very limited subversion of it. I've never seen a story of any significant length that followed the setting and profiles 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584675
Then these anons should get some thicker skin.

I mean, I get it, some tastes really get a beating here. But how that would stop you from liking them yourself seems strange to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584681
To be fair, it took a while before I had that down myself.

>food captcha
Honestly, they were funny at first, but they really start to grind on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584665
Nyanon is fairly average to start with, his CYOAs were what made him popular but his actual stories aren't that good imo.

I understand you, most stories out there are unfinished and have been so for months or even years. My list of writefags to watch out for has dwindled to just a few at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584674
So monster girls should be more vicious and dominant right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584687
Sometimes you just get sick of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584643
Second

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584674
So...you want the /pol/-esque generalizations?
To each their own I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584704
Totally, but it will be a productive day in congress before I give up my tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584709
Just because there's barely any, would be and almost no stories focus on them. Having some that explored what things would be like if they were true to the profiles would be a change of pace. I do enjoy a lot of the stuff that deviates from it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584718
>Just because there's barely any
Yeah, that's a fair point. I personally wouldn't enjoy them, but yes, we should at least HAVE them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584718
>would be and
I need to learn how to english or backspace properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584685
It's more like people can't because the setting isn't fully fleshed out. You'll always have to fill in some of the blanks and interpret certain things. They just follow it as closely as possible. And if I'm being fair, not everything was translated either when a lot of these stories were written.

The stories by Perentie were the first things I read before I knew what MGE was. It followed the setting as closely as it could and his Mantis one was long enough. Spanned multiple chapters. I think finding them first was a blessing and a curse. On one hand it gave me a good intro to MGE and allowed me to enjoy a lot of the encyclopedia by using those stories as a frame of reference. On the other hand, it's very rare to find stories like them nowadays and half the time it feels like I'm just hunting down stories to recapture that flavor and feeling in other works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584713
I don't know how you can stand it anon, but good on you for not giving up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584698
>My list of writefags to watch out for has dwindled to just a few at this point
Yep. There are only three left that I will generally give the time of day for new stories, if the story itself wasn't based out of a greentext or something here that I saw the basic content for already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584732
>Mantis

Too bad they're a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584740
Only for meme reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584735
I blame it on getting older. At some point, the fucks just run out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584674
>It's the scholar being /pol/ and generalizing.
That's how I choose to see it. Some people argue otherwise, but eh.

>more people need to play the profiles straight, barely any stories are truly faithful
People are going to write what they want to write. If the profiles don't get played straight very often it stands to reason that it's because not that many people actually like them that way. At least among the writers.

Tell them to stop enjoying things their way and start enjoying them your way isn't going to work. If you want more faithful stories the best way to get them is write them yourself.
Wanting more of a specific type of content is how a lot of Anons started writefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584739
Kind of depressing isn't it? I only started coming here about a year ago, during the last couple of months we were on /a/ and there were lots of writefags to follow. Now theres only a handful and out of them only a few are any good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584752
>spoiler

It's true. Only thing that forces me to write these days is if something I like has shit threadcanon, is obscure to begin with, and there's no story featuring them let alone playing them straight.

All of those compounded together will force me to open a word document and put words in it until my anus stops bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584761
I only bother showing up now to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584740
wat u got against mantis?
ill fite u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584739
Who are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584773
They're boring and have autistic fans, see the Mantis/Kunoichi anon and the Ex-Mantis fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584768
I like to do this too. Unfortunately I lost the drive to write a while ago and every time I start a new story I just lose steam a page or so in. Maybe I could combine them all into some horrible mash of shit and hope it all turns out ok sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584775
You're just a glutton for punishment, aren't you Alp(?)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584768
>writing obscure monsters
I like you. Bob may have a terrible reputation but those writing competition things he did gave us a few nice (albeit rushed) stories for some of the lesser known girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584761
Yeah, a little bit. I see a lot of decent greentexts floating around in the threads though, which is a part of what keeps me here. Maybe they aren't to your liking though, which I can understand.

>>13584775
PRW, Penywise and Harblador. Mega-holst guy if he keeps up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584802
Not a writefag, just curious to see if its anyone I've read yet. I'm a lazy shit who doesn't want wander through a ton of pastes to find something I like.
I've read a few of Alp's stories but he didn't do much for me. Plus I hear he deletes things on a whim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584790
It's usually because you're overthinking it. I'm figuring out the best way to do it is to just keep writing, no breaks, no stopping to check for stuff.

Then once it's done you come back two hours later, and go

>what the fuck is this shit

and

>how many times did I use that word?
>Ctrl F
>Holy hell

and

>how did so many errors go over my head?

So then you change about 1/3 of it before you know it and have something presentable by the end of it.

Then, you Ctrl A, Ctrl C, then Ctrl V in the pastebin.

Oh shit, you forgot to double space. It looks fucking horrible.

Okay sort that shit out.

Finally, you Ctrl A, Ctrl C, then Ctrl V in the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584816
He hasn't done that in a while. I figure if we keep bullying him he'll eventually toughen up into a real boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584805
I liked his Khepri one, I'll always give him a free pass because he's the one writefag to show the bug some love. Even if he was a pussy and didn't explore the harem aspect of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584812
>Penywise and Harblador
Interesting. Just replace PRW with Lanternon and those are the only writefags I currently follow too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584821
That's my writing method as well, except this part
>no breaks, no stopping to check for stuff
Which is why it takes me a full day to make any progress on a story.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I didn't have the writing skills of a five year old with a chunk of his brain missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584828
>if we keep giving the alp what it wants it'll eventually become a not alp
Anon is not a very smart man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584821
This entire fucking post just described me when writing.

Promptly remove thyself from mine head, if you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584844
I wish I had the courage to write stuff involving premises I like,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584821
I can't do that because it'll just devolve into drivel and I'll delete the entire thing after the first stage. I write in a very strange way where I randomly stop and pick apart earlier paragraphs repeatedly. It used to work for me but now its distracting as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584844
Me too. Why are so many of us shit? Lets not avoid the issue here, a good few writefags are bad at writing in general and (probably) want to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an echidna to adopt me and to have lots of different types of sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584868
Because you've spent over 18 years of your life living, and most likely not even two years of your life writing.
It's the same with drawing. You have the expectations of an adult, and the drawing experience of an infant. Which is why you give up. Because you think you suck, and it demotivates you, but if you keep going you get better.

Reading helps, too. With writing, I mean. Read lots of published works, and read your own stuff as if you were the reader, not the writer. Read about techniques, how to structure. How to make your sentences sing, and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584884
Having monster girl sisters would be fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584884
I want a lonely, single mom Echidna to adopt me and to make myself a lot of cute little sisters and nieces who are also daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584884
By "sisters", do you mean actual sisters or daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584897
Fuck that, I want to marry my Big Sister Monster Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584897
That's why you promote them to waifus. It makes them not suck. Well, figuratively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584884
I want an Echidna to molest me in my sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584925
I want an Echidna to molest me and my sheep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584868
It's a lot like drawing. Some people can draw all sorts of wonderful things, but there are some things they simply cannot draw. I can sketch faces really well, but hands will always be my kryptonite.

Writing is kind of similar. So write what you know how to write first. You get comfortable first then you start writing things you haven't written before. You'll make mistakes but your enthusiasm and effort should give your story some charm.

I think as long as you're a good storyteller, and know the basics of telling a good story then you'll be forgiven for bad prose. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try your best of course. If your writing is too awful then it doesn't matter how good the concept is.

I've been known to do decent prose. Very basic stuff though, and a few gimmicky things I'll try out because I'm aware that my writing would be dry without it.

I'm only now really paying attention to the actual writing of books I've read, and the dialogue in all sorts of works. I really want to work on dialogue even though no one has shit on mine yet. I suppose it helps that a lot of my stories go for archaism, mostly in the dialogue. One of the perks of avoiding modern settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584915
No thanks, I'd rather kill myself than have a monster girl sister

[Anonymous No.]

Kappa with a snout, do you toss her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584934
What if she's nice and not into incest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584941
>There are people in this thread who don't want incest with their Big Monster Sister
Disgusting. Onee-sans are for marrying, not NTRing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584932
>Some people can draw all sorts of wonderful things, but there are some things they simply cannot draw. I can sketch faces really well, but hands will always be my kryptonite.
For me I've always been hopelessly shit at visualizing things, both faces and poses. Like I'll know what I want to draw but I couldn't picture it clearly in my head as a guide. Same thing for writing, hopeless at visualizing a scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584941
Don't care, I already hate all of my relatives so a monster girl sister would make everything worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584930
I want to molest an echidna and my sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584949
I love Onee-sans, but that's the only conceivable reason why I think someone would seriously dislike having an MG relative.
>>13584956
Well, why not imagine a hypothetical relative that you wouldn't hate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584949
Who's the Onee-san goddess? The patron of the Onee-sabbath. I want to paladin for her. I hear her paladins are each assigned an Onee-san companion of their choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584967
>Who's the Onee-san goddess?
I want to say a De-lolified Baphomet, since that makes things much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584965
Still no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584900
Actual sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584937
I'd toss her into my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls only go after Shota's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585001
>trying to cause a shota shitstorm
Look they're not my thing but can we not do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585001
That's not true, you forgot the Bishies

Bitches love Bishies

[Anonymous No.]

>onee-sabbath
Speak of the shitty threadcanon and it shall appear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585012
>shitty
Fuck you, Onee-Sabbath is top tier and we need writefaggotry of it soon.

It's either Onee-Sabbath or Chubby Alp Senpai. Pick one and only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584988
Oh...Ok, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584984
You might try complaining about how you hate your family on /r9k/. Surprisingly, no one here cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585020
I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584959
>Get adopted as the otouto of a high ranking CC Echidna officer in the Onee-Sabbath.
>Have 4 kids.
>Obligatory Echidna followed by Weresheep, Holst, and Yeti.
>She wants them to be your big sisters so they get milk and cakes.
>Spend your days in a snake+mofu ball with your big sister(waifu) and other big sisters(daughterus).
>Impregnate them all day erry day, have so many daugherus you form your own branch of the Onee-Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585012
While it's not "canon" it's not like a bunch of large breasted monster girls couldn't get together and start their own group. Just like a human in the world could go adventuring or you could go to a Zipangu market. Lighten up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai-Sabbath best Sabbath
All the portability of lolis and all the soft of onees

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585012
Alright then, no more original thought in this thread.

Time to rename this thread No Fun Allowed General.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585012
I guess you don't like Hathor or Ammy either, huh No-Fun-anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585012
You're right. We should e-mail KC and ask him to make it canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585042
Do they have Hobgoblins, that's all it'd take to get my support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585068
Don't forget the pikes, pikes are important when it comes to grabbing attention.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on. Look at the posts. They aren't even subtle. Just report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585073
Yeah, but the Onee-sabbath has some too.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been doing a bit of worldbuilding recently, and it's lead to what might be an interesting idea.

Making new worlds is all well and good, but an idea which I can't quite seem to shake is the introduction of monstergirls to our world. Not quite EMG or Centaur Worries or anything whimsical like that, but the most realistic possible portrayal of outright magical beings brough into our world.

This subject can go any number of directions with any number of possible things happening, so I'll narrow it down into something concrete. A premise, and a question.

Premise: It's July of 1973. Just after the launch of Skylab, and right in the middle of the Watergate Scandal, just before the La Moneda bombing in Chile. Across all major landmasses, monstergirls suddenly appear in large groups of around twelve thousand. Like a mass exodus. Brazil, Canada, the middle of the United States, Niger and Chad, China and Russia, Australia, and Greenland. Their total estimated population is roughly 100,000. They retain their natural magical abilities, and abilities to cast spells (if the individual type is capable), but the world remains otherwise decidedly unmagical. The language barrier is able to be broken quickly, to establish communication, owing to similar language roots.

Question: By 2015, what major historical changes do you expect would have occured in this hypothetical timeline? What laws would change/be implemented? Would any conflicts be avoided or incited? How would the world change on a political, social, and religious level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585078
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585073
I doubt the Reverse-Sabbath would turn away shortstacks anon.
>You'll never be taught the depravity of older sisters by A gang of Goblins who've been eating Ara Ara cake and drinking Holstaurus milk, and their Shortstack hobgoblin leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582210
also late, but I look forward to it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu cope with your natural death? No anticlimatic "visit a lich" or "mamono mana" shit. Everything that breathes has to die someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585030
That sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585068
Petition to get KC to make an official Onee-san Sabbath

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/kc-pls-deliver-onee-sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585012
not the Sabbath itself, but

/answer/113133089365
>It makes me a bit sad to think if there are only loli Witches. Do monstergirls that are voluptuous onee-sama type Witches exist?

There are, although as a different kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585087
I'd imagine that the Cold War would continue for a little while longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585105
>Everything that breathes has to die someday.
Not with Demonic Energy.
Thanks, Mamonobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585109
I fucking swear these threads get more and more stupid by the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585109
>That name
You cheeky blighter.

>I want to marry by bigger sister and take responsibility!
Might want to fix that spelling error, though. This is an official petition, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585109
>petiition
I swear I saw bullshit like this during our first few days on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585109
God dammit, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585105
Cry and write down my history so our bloodline will always remember me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585105
My waifu IS a Lich, time to get Raised.

>Everything that breathes has to die someday.
So then I stop breathing and die, and come back not breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585105
She grieves for a while, Eros catches on, and has me reincarnated.

...in the future, where mai waifu has long since closed her heart off from affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585141
>Get raised
>Become zombie girl because of Mamano mana
>Get waifu'd by some chump that would settle for a zombie
Bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585105
My waifu is the kind who has a natural affinity for all things death, so I don't think it'd traumatise her.
Mourning, definitely, because who doesn't do that?
But even with no knowledge of what the afterlife holds, I think she'd be glad to wait and see if we're reunited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585109
Do all monster girls get to live longer than human males? what about the lesser MG like goblins or mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585109
Anon what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585141
>blood cant flow to dick
>cant feel loins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585150
He actually becomes an Undead Incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585109
Wow, you really cranked up the faggotry in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585162
Yeah, unlike all the other resurrected guys who have to come back as zombie girls, HE comes back as a guy. Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585150
Actually I'm still an Incubus according to the setting, unless I fit Alp conditions which I don't.

>>13585161
Mamono mana

>>13585167
read the setting info, not my fault KC is inconsistent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585119
>>13585125
>>13585132
>>13585158
>>13585164

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people getting irked over what can only be a joke of a petition

Come on, guys. Just treat it as an immature little joke. That's what it has to be, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585167
I don't think that even happens. You're confusing that with skeletons, which just use any bones as a reagent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585176
>implying it wasn't part of our plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584645
>I just see them as stereotypes people in-world apply to those monster - based on the truth but sometimes exaggerated and not always applicable.
Because that's what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585167
Actually, any husband of an undead would become an undead incubus due to their influence over his becoming an incubus to begin with. It's KC, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585176
And you made an unfunny joke, good job.

What is the next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585190
Shitting up this thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585105
I'm 10K Dan Karate.
I am Immortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585176
My 'god dammit' was made with exasperated amusement. Doesn't come across well in text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585192
WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585202
Eh, we've seen that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585202
I do not understand

WHY DO THEY DRAW THESE NOSES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584950
That's what an outline is for. You write out everything you can in your head and then try to organize it. Not need for prose and other things getting in the way.

So you'll have the basic story figured out, so you'll know exactly what to write.
>>13585202
Jesus, how is that appealing in the slightest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585202
Oh, fuck. At least anubis hasn't been done. Fuck the world if that shit-eater ever gets around to drawing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585214
>muffled ayy lmao in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585210
'Muh originality' turning into the expected tumblr centric trash.

>>13585214
Oh you poor soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585218
NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585218
>>13585214
Pfffhahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585218
>>13585222
>>13585232
And that was the moment when all hope died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585210
It's really bad SJW Social Commentary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585233
I'm itching to remove those horrible potato noses in Photoshop, but I can't right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585218
I don't have any money. I don't have any skills.
But regardless I will find him.
And I will kill him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585227
Sorry, man. It's been a full year since that one's been out.

Shouldn'ta said nothin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585245
>him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585250
Isn't the artist a gay indian jew?

[Anonymous No.]

A Master and his Kikimora who is jealous of all the attention her Master is giving to his new Living Doll he was gifted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585254
I'm pretty sure being this deep into tumblr makes you transgender by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585250
I don't fucking care. It's not like it makes any difference whether the artist is a spineless SJW bitchboy, or a bitter landwhale, the pictures are still fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585255
Those nipples look lost and confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585261
Indeed.
May the gods smile upon your righteous quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585266
They need you to teach them the way, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585271

I'm not sure I know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585277
I'm sure you will find your way. Just go and they will follow you to the end of the world if it's needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585260
Does tumblr have the power to forcibly alp an otherwise straight man? Or do you have to accept tumblr into your heart for the alping to take place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580266
>not Firaja

Go big or get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585290
Definitely the former. Give them a mouthpiece, and they gain the power to force anything on everyone. Straights get alp'd; women get chubbified; anyone who speaks against this gets sterilized and tossed into the tentacle forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585290
No one knows, but none who have gone there returned as they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580338
I cast fist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585295
>not having stats so high, your weakest spell one-shots everything

Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585290
>>13585300
>>13585301
>Not being the hero we deserve, journeying into Tumblr, voluntarily Alping yourself so you can learn the secrets from the inside and finally put an end to Tumblr once and for all
Put humanity above yourself for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585300
>anyone who speaks against this gets sterilized and tossed into the tentacle forest.

Except for the sterilization part I wouldn't mind a trip to the tentacle forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585314
Are needs of the many so great that you would condemn someone to this fate?

We live in dark times indeed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585322
I will do what must be done. Watching Gurren Lagann inspired me and showed me the manliest thing you can do is become a martyr.

Even if I'm an Alp, because of my sacrifice to save all mankind, I'd be manlier than everyone else here. I'd get a fucking statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13580810
My Negro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582660
But they got the nasty blood corruption method, breeding isn't necessary.
Just keep your sister(s) and women friends away from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585333
You'd become /mgg/'s communal waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW stuck on idea for extraordinarily contrived pseudo-/fit/ MG story
>Involving either
>Strongfat Polar Bear
>Big Buff Succubutt
>Sniff Slut Dire Wolf
>Some kind of six-armed girl who jerks you while simultaneously tweaking your nipples, nibbling your ear, and holding your arms above your head because why the fuck not

[Anonymous No.]

How well does /mgg/ organize its stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585333
Make sure you do not become the thing you set out to destroy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585342
I don't think anyone would even touch an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585344
STRONGFAT STRONGFAT STRONGFAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585300
I almost feel like you described parts of some of the relatively recent threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345
>not having a folder for ever single one
No, it's not worth it, but I am a man of principle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345
A folder called MG

>>13585344
Boner pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585344
The polar bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345
A folder called Monstergirls
Not even kidding. It's just one folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345

I'm a disorganized bastard.

I don't even have a dedicated folder for Mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13582660
>You'll never hug an unsuspecting Ushi-Oni
>She'll never jump in surprise and confusion as you hold her tight, using her breasts as cushions to hold your head as you stare up at her with determination
>She'll never be so confused that she won't know what to do and just stand there, staring back at you, blushing like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345
Bot very. I use a handful of folders that work pretty well, but I'll probably organize them better soon.

>>13585354
But Some MGs only have one or two pieces of art, not worth making a folder for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585344
Dire Wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585344
Polar bear, like I mentioned yesterday. Definitely what I would suggest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585363
>Some MGs only have one or two pieces of art
Considering that I save everything, no matter how shitty, I do actually have more than 2 in each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585351
People would do it for the memes or just to say they did it.

I remember having a chat with some marines over bucketlists, and sleeping with a tranny was on half of their's. Just to say that they did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585336
We need more art of this nature.
If only other could appreciate the beauty of taking something proud and mighty and imposing your will over it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585370
>that I save everything, no matter how shitty
Even the poopy ones from tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345
I just deleted my MG folder a while ago.
All my other Images are neatly ordered, but I'm trying to remake this one much better than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345
With autism so great that a single screen can't contain it. There's also a ton of unsorted misc stuff just floating around without a folder after the last ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585358
Beyond the folders I presented, I have dedicated folders for MGE stuff, monstergirls from existing series, originals, and originals for certain species like sheepgirls and centaurs.

I should start organizing my Arcsys and Skullgirls stuff though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585375
Pack rats care not for the smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585351
>>13585372
I'd fuck an Alp. A girl is a girl, and Alps would be desperate. If you want a nice quick fuck Alps would have you covered

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know what's weird? Ushi-Onis are portrayed as the ultimate form of rape, yet there's absolutely no lewds of them to be seen anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581314
Oh my, would risk being murdered by.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-Oh!
A monster girl queen wants to arrange your newborn human son to marry her monster girl daughteru after hearing of your exploits as an adventurer.
What's worse is after holding your son her daughteru call him cute
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585398
What kind of monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585398
>"Sorry son, she's loaded! Now go give your fiance a kiss!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585395
I was thinking something similar the other day, a lot of the girls who you'd think would be high on the priority list have no lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585395

That's because capturing the moment is almost as impossible as holding hands with a lilim. You either get a shot of her looming over the cameraman or pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585395
I gotta admit, as much as I'd love to see ushi-oni lewds, I love the "about to be raped" moment just as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585404
One that can conceivably have a monarchy
>>13585405
He is baby, he does not understand what you are telling him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585398
I say no and we both leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585379
You'd really save yourself the trouble if you'd put the Subspecies-oriented folders in together with the main species as a subfolder.

Like: Lamia-> Apophis = Medusa, or
Undead-> Lich = Ghosts

Not that I do that with my folders or anything, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585420
Oh right. Newborn huh?

>5+ years later
>"Sorry son, she's loaded! Now go give your fiance a kiss!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585423
>Scary monsters >>> Capcom
topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585398
Sorry queen.
Gotta wait till he's 13 before I'd consider it.
Play dates are fine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585432
It's where I have my Hsien-Ko stuff, Mr. "Top-Cake" man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585420
Then she's obviously a good girl then. Bye son, grow up and make sure to give her plenty of daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585395

>TFW no story like the Manticore one where the Ushi just up and rapes a guy because she can

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585439
>Hsien-ko-chan
>Scary

She's a qt, Mr. Double Nigger Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581768
>No wings

STILL MAD

>>13581880
>Winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585444
My nigga. If no one gets around to doing one, I'll eventually just do oneshots like that for every rape train.

[Anonymous No.]

>Xcom 2 announced
>Snake man/woman

I, for one, welcome our alien overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585423
That would save a lot of hassle, I keep telling myself I'll do that when I sort my misc stuff that's not in a folder but with the sheer amount of it I won't be doing either any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585457
yeah no classic better video game snake women coming through

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585446
I implied she was scary, "Scary Monsters" is just the name I use for my monstergirl folder.

It's also a David Bowie song you rube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585457
>No game where you play as monstergirls and crush the human resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>Kuudere Monster MILFs breaking into your house naked and molesting you while kissing you and licking you all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585374
It's like like they don't want to breathe the air at the top. Makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585477
Can I keep her? Or can she keep me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585477
>Kuudere MILFs

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585477
>MILFs
Eh, make it a Cake and we have a deal.

Also, fetuses aren't food, Captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585476
>A game for filthy traitors
That just screams EA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585457
>PC Only
Because Xcom 1 has SUCH AMAZING GRAHIXS
NEW GEN CONSOLES CAN'T HANDLE THESE CHARACTER MODELS THAT JUST BARELY BEAT FALLOUT CHARACTER MODELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585309
Where's the fun in that? Unless you're in NG+7, fuck everyone there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585487
>By traitors, for traitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585487
The only people who would fight against the monstergirls are the Jews and their lapdogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585486
But it's hot when they have daughters they can make jealous and have them join in on your molestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585492
This is less about fun, and more about "fuck these stupid sex-animals, I was here first".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585477

>Kuudere Lamia MILF who breaks into your house in the summer
>Wraps you up in her snake coils from the waist down and licks and kisses you all over, lapping at your sweat to keep herself hydrated
>Gives you a wet dream every night, making you think you're being snuggled by your favorite pop-star Lamia
>TFW you ask her who her daughteru's father is one day as the smaller Lamia curls around your leg excitedly calling you her onii-chan
>Lamia MILF puffs out her chest while looking away from you, stonefaced
>You can see the faint red of blush on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585499
>Good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585499
>jews
>fighting
Nah man, that's what goys are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583097
Why must you hurt me so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585501
Sorry, MILFs only appeal to me under VERY specific circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585490
You mean enemy unknown.
And I wouldn't buy it for a console.
I have yet to have a reason getting the current gen.

>You will never tell a tiny tanuki how gaming is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585509
They supply the money and the propaganda, the goyim fight and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585504
So what do you want to do then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585512
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585512
Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585345
I have folders for different sorts of MGs, Elves, Canines, Cats, Undead, etc., and seperate folders for MGE and EMG related stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585447
>>Winning
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585518
Not get raped.
I might also get a pizza later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585395
Just surveying here and no promises but if there was to be an Ushi-Oni lewd which of the following should it be:
>PoV paizuri
>PoV of a her riding a guy's joystick
>PoV of a content Ushi-Oni doing clean up with her mouth
All pov because I'm too jew to pay for 2 full bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585501

>MFW imagining a MILF Apophis or normal Lamia doing a double helix of snake wraps onto you with her daughter, both of them pressing their breasts onto either side of your head
>Both of them arguing as to who's going to take your first Mamano sex experience
>Mother's telling her that experience comes before youth, Ara Ara'ing the whole time
>Her daughter is arguing that Anon doesn't want to have a dried up old hag like her
>Both of them start molesting you, trying to see who can make you harder first
>You can't breathe due to Marshmallow Hell
>They both exclaim excitedly when they manage to jerk you off with their hands, giggling like school girls
>Snake-Mom comes up with a competition for her daughter
>Whoever gets pregnant first gets to marry Anon and keep him as their little cuddleslut
>MFW impregnating both the Snake-Mom and her daughteru and winding up in a whirlwind of snakesex on a daily basis when you haven't even slipped a goddamned ring on either one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585534
I'd say the third one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585534
Paizuri or clean up could be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585534
Any are fine. Paizuri sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585519
>>13585520
Situations where husbando dies in some fashion, yet he's reincarnated/resurrected in some fashion, although in a younger form.

From then, the MILF interacts with her reincarnated/resurrected husband in ways you'd expect. Bonus points if he sired a daughteru with an Electra complex prior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585534
>PoV of a her riding a guy's joystick
full-blown rape is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585546
>Sweating_towel_guy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585526
Enthralling the MG with the dick, what's not to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585538
But I want only the MILFpophis. I have no need for her Daughter. I'll let my best friend marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you disrespect your waifu for endorsing a company with her body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585534
How about
>PoV paizuri followed by PoV of a content Ushi-Oni doing clean-up with her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585218
now its art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585558
If anyone is going to dress skimpily for money, its going to be me, or we'll just do it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585534
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585571
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585546

>Wight-mom/wife curling her finger up her reincarnated husband's chin, forcing him to scramble back into his Wight daughteru's bosom
>TFW they both ara ara and tell him it's no fun if he tries to run
>TFW winds up getting his face ridden by his daughteru as his wife goes down on his once-again youthful joystick with both poise and elegance
>TFW they take turns raping him and making him remember the days that are now long gone
>TFW instead of lashing out in anger, as they snuggle in for the night under silken bedsheets
>He just pets them both on the head, with waifu hugging his front and daughteru hugging his back

[Anonymous No.]

>All these Anons who are picky about what they'd fuck
>TFW you'd fuck almost any Monster Girls
>MILFs, Fat Monster Girls, Stinky NEETs, Alps, Succubutts, and more
No Lolis or Matangos though

Am I just a slut or what? I'd still be husbando material for a Monster Girl, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
Slut pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585582
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
Slutanon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
I'm a slut too.

I'd even be okay with some lolis. Though it's in spite of them being a loli, not because they are lolis. Tamamo from MGQ being an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
My slutty brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
I'd like to fuck an anorexic succubutt or lilim with self-esteem issues.

I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
my slut brother you are not alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585558
She has some sponsorship logos on her coveralls? Does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
>Stinky NEETs

I dunno I personally prefer soft NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a slut who'd fuck most monster girls but I have favourites I'd prefer as marriage material. I'd even a fuck Beelzebub or Devil Bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585605
Stinky Soft NEETs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585607
Yeah. This is pretty much me.

Hell, I even fantasize about some "Bad End" scenarios. I'd like to experience a couple of days of those even. But only a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585610
Bathing with stinky soft monster girl NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585534
Paizuri, always

[Anonymous No.]

What would Monster Girls think of Human Boy Sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585607
Honestly, I'd even do the ones on the bottom of my list if I was given the opportunity and there was no other pussy available. I won't say what those are but you can probably guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585619
the best thing next to slice bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585613
I've done the same with bad ends Including complete headcanon monsters such as being slowly sent to sleep as I have my soul drained by a weresheep/succubus hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585619
Same way we feel about monster girl sluts. Some hate, some love, some indifference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
I'm the same way.
Doesn't help that I have no real preference for body types, except anorexic because that is shit, and have a high tolerance for fat and muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585619
Depends on the MG. Unicorns and even Centaurs would turn their nose up at it. Lamias too.

That's if he slept around.

A slutty personality with easy standards? They'd be all over that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585528
Oh. What are your top 5 MG's and, this is very important, top 3 pizza toppings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585632
>Lamias too
Personally I'd think they'd find a Human Boy slut, fuck him, and if they really liked him heal him of his slutty ways and make him enjoy a life of monogamy through any means necessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585632
Does /hbg/ have as many flavors of shitposting as here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
>Drawing the line at loli and matango after all that shit

I want to punch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585528
I can't even begin to describe how pissed I'd be if a monstergirl tried to rape my while I was eating pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585646
No one can beat us at shitposting.

Except maybe /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585654
What if she wanted to eat the pizza together with you while pumping herself upon your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585646
Yes. To be honest even the normal thread content might not be to everyone's liking if you think about it.


Like large insertions up a human boy's arsehole.

3DPD girls do talk about this sort of thing among themselves. Just a head's up.
>>13585645
I can picture that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585651
Sorry man. I just don't like short, and I don't like flat, and I don't like kids. And Loli manages to hit all of those, or at least the first two. I can handle a lot of shit but not Lolis. Just can't get into them.

And Matango are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585654
It's all fun and games until a monstergirl delivers you a bad piza
I mean, if a delivery MG brought me a good pizza then sure, I'm up for giving her a "tip"
But god forbid, god for FUCKING bid this lady asks for a "tip" when the pizza is the equivalent to a mudpie

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less#

alright time to fuck this nigga up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585665
>I don't like short
>I don't like flat
Excuse me while I yell in this soundproof room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585659
I really, really fucking hate being interrupted while I'm eating, like a stray dog growling at anyone who gets too close to its meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585666
>"Hey babe, here's your pizza. Now how about a...tip?"
>Jesus woman I don't have time to whip it out just give me the fucking pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585654
I know some people like it, but I'd hate sleep rape. Do not Fuck with me while I'm eating, sleeping, flapping or shitting, you will get punched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585670
Sorry mate.

I mean, I actually can appreciate Flat, but not short AND flat. Honestly short is more of a boner killer than flat. Flat can be hot.

I'd like to take back what I said about Flat after thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585670
I have to agree with him for the most part. At least to some extent.

I can like short. I can like flat. I can even sometimes like both of those if she's got the hips for it, but a standard loli doesn't even have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585675
>Do not Fuck with me while I'm eating, sleeping, flapping or shitting, you will get punched.
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585675
If an MG got me when I was sleeping I'd probably scream and thrash about so much she wouldn't enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585665
It just seems like a formality with all the stuff you WOULD do, an empty gesture.

>Not liking flat
Okay.
>Not liking short
Gonna have to disagree on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585675
How often do you flap a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585676
>Short is more of a boner killer than flat
You are completely intitiled to your own opinion
Completely. Yes. Even though I do want to bash you in the head with a metal baseball bat

>>13585681
No I understand. I like short and flat, but not together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585689
S-deres want to have a chat with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585689
If an MG got me when I was asleep I'd probably not even know because I'm a deep as hell sleeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585707
Damn, I'll just play it by ear. If they seem S-dere I'd just lie there like a dead fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585693
Twice to wake up, once or twice to sleep.
8 when I'm horny, 12 and higher when I'm REALLY FEELING IT!

My record is 18 in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585607
I'd love to have a Beelzebub lick the sweat and filth off of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585720
Wow. It's like you are trying to get into the bird Olympics with all that flapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585714
Jesus this guy. Someone help him.

>Lie still
Read the ogre entry
>Struggle/fight back
Read arachne's

There is no getting off the ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585714
>>13585689
>Not sleeping with a chastity belt on

Hoh hoh hoh, you have much to learn, fellow citizen. Find out how to defend yourself against the evil monsters that pester you in your sleep by enlisting in the nearest Paladin Boot Camp! Apply today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583029
>tfw you will never be the Coma Doof Warrior
>tfw you will never rock the fuck out while leading a team of whooping wargirls to battle
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585731
You try having a lewd waifu and not flapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585646
>Girls hating on shotas and DILFs
>Arguing about if it's OK to V your son
>Unicorns and LizardGirls saying they want to sell everyone out to the Human Empire
>Followed by an hour by "muh invincible humans" and ">not betraying shitty monster for dick"
>Kikimora janitor in dirty bras and panties trying to delete shitposts as she watches hardcore master on maid porn
>Girls arguing if sluts or innocent virgins are better, or if a balance between the two is best
>Crow Tengu with a ryona fetish masturbating as she writes a story in which a monstergirl abuses and rapes haughty and evil humanboys
>Shitposting about cuntboys and how men prefer human girls better
>Faggotcat posting for twenty different IPs as she starts shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585733
Damn, is there no way to defend myself?

Bear mace?
>>13585737
Chastity belt sounds like a good idea. But some may take it as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585744
I suppose you could use the Mayan technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13583822
Lime then Orange. Purple AT MOST, but that's pushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585751
...which is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
If you're a virgin then its because your dick is getting desperate. I know because that's how I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585757
Rubbing ghost peppers on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585757
Cut them the fuck up and offer their still beating hearts to the Mayan gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585761
Could you post that again? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585762
...right. I'll just go with the chastity belt idea.

Maybe moving to MGC was a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585741
I know anon, ain't it beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585770
When you haven't had sex for along time your dick starts to get the idea that any hole is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585761
This probably. I'd fuck a Slob Monster Girl because I'm a virgin.

I guess that's why Monster Girls love Virgins, we're all so fucking desperate we'd fuck anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585792
Plus a virgin in Monster Girl land is a rare thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585398
That's up to him. I wouldn't mind them growing up together and seeing if they like each other when older, but Krishna help whoever tries to rape him, I will stack so many Wraths of God on him he'll become a walking big bang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585800
>Not raising your perfect waifu yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584937
Not hideous, but not my things. Kinda hits the uncanny valley for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585808
And that's why young boys are never brought to monster girl land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584949
>That pic

You're totally having a giggle aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585255
Those are some very rude tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585788
Gotcha, but

>if you're a virgin it's because your dick is getting desperate

that's what threw me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585583
>being a top cuck and fucking milf or succuslut
>fucking landwhales
>fucking transgenders
>fucking stinky neets
>lolis are suddenly too much
Top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585925
You'd only be a cuck if you put a ring on the Milf or Succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585930
>>13585925
Is anyone but you fucking your waifu? No? Then you're not a cuck. Stop misusing words.

[Anonymous No.]

>/lgbt/ btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585925
If you're fucking them AFTER they already having been fucked by someone else, you're theone actually cucking the other guy, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585942
Ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585946
You realize of course that if anything, /monster/ claiming such just proves the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585958
What is she staring at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585946
She doesn't look too thrilled being associated with such a remark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584897
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585965
You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585946
You seem confused at where you currently are. Please keep that on /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585976
What, is there something on my face?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fucking bully a P'Orc so bad.

A maid is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585946
Too bad it couldn't be Cheshire, Wight, or some other, more appropriate girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585989
P'orc maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585986
You're cruising for a bruising anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585989
Bullying is wrong anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585991
alp would have been better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585993
P'Orc maids are best maids after Kikimoras.

You can't prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585997
But they practically get self-bullied, they are just asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585996
Fuggin Succubotocks persterin' errybody all the goddamn time man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586000
I want a bunch of P'orc maids so I can force them to reenact this scene everyday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585998
Yeah, I thought that too, but it would be too perfect, it cannot exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585961
>>13585968
>>13585984
Alps detected. /lgbt/ getting fucked by anyone is A-OK in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586037
No, seriously, fuck off back to your board.

I don't give a shit about trans people, but I come here for cute monstergirls, not your stupid shit which I can get literally anywhere else on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586037
I'm just saying I like my soft serve chocolate ice cream and steamy hot liquid diarrhea separate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586020
You sir, have an excelent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CODE?!

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7
>Little Ushi isn't so little any more.
>She has grown at least a foot in the last few months and she's nearly as curvy as her mom, though she still has a bit of a baby-face.
>Her sealing ceremony is just over 3 months away now.
>You are growing increasingly desperate; none of your plans look like they'll pan out.
>In a last ditch effort to safeguard your virtue you decide it's time to git gud.
>You start going to the university weight room after class every day.
>Frustrated with a lack of progress you visit a sports nutrition shop a few blocks from your house.
>The Oni that runs the place helps you setup a workout plan and change your diet. She also recommends some supplements.
>It works. Your waist shrinks and your chest bulks up. Your muscles become more noticeable and defined than you can ever remember them being.
>Every day you can feel yourself becoming stronger.
>You aren't sure it will matter though. Little Ushi is growing too and she has puberty on her side.
>She already outweighs you, and even with your newfound gains you can barely lift her.
>You've tried to test your strength against hers a few times but it always ends in blushes, giggles, and surreptitious muscle fondling.
>As the date approaches you start to panic. You aren't ready. You need more time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586085
SO

THE TIME

HAS COME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586089
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586089
>Eventually you swallow your pride and go to Sarah, the Oni that runs the nutrition shop.
>You intend to explain everything to her but halfway in she stops you with a raised hand and an understanding nod.
>"I know exactly what you're worried about, Anon."
>She digs through a stack of papers behind the register and comes up with an order form.
>"What's this?"
>"What you need. See, I don't have a license to sell this stuff, but I can put the order in to my supplier on your behalf."
>You look over the product list on the order. You don't recognize any of the names. "What is this stuff?"
>"A little bit of everything. It's a care package of sorts, for people in your situation." She claps you on the shoulder and gives you a smile. "I thought it might be about this when you first started coming here. Most guys are too lazy to actually do something about it, and the ones that try usually don't have the balls to ask for help when they need it."
>You look over the list again doubtfully. "This stuff is safe, right? And it will give me the boost I need?"
>She nods sagely. "It is and it will. I can't sell it myself but it IS legal. Just follow the instructions and you won't have any trouble."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586089
Fuck yeah, Little Ushi is back!
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586085
>>13586092
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586094
>Fucking Fed-ex.
>You're eating cake next-door with a freshly sealed little Ushi when that fucking care package finally shows up.
>It's probably too late for it to do any good, but you might as well give it a shot.
>Fortunately you have an excuse to leave for a moment; the gift you got for the sealing is still sitting in your room.
>You tell your mom and she covers for you while you sneak back to your house. On the way in you grab the shipping box off your front step.
>As soon as you get inside you open the box and start examining the contents.
>You don't have time to read up how all this stuff works so you just glance through the instructions quickly to make sure you won't overdose on anything, then toss a serving or two of each into the blender.
>It's mostly a collection of powders and liquids with the kind of 'extreme' names you would expect from sports supplements — 'Power Venom' on a bunch of little vials of liquid with scorpions and snakes on the packaging, 'Pixie Dust' on a plastic tub with a sexy moth-girl model on the cover — that sort of thing.
>One thing that confuses you is the vacuum sealed bag full of dried mushrooms. They look nasty but the don't smell bad, so you toss a double handful of them into the blender with some milk and everything else.
>The resulting shake tastes as horrible as you expect, so you pinch your nose and chug it before heading upstairs to find the gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586099
Nah, I'd rather just keep STANDING HERE, Mr. No Fun Allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586043
Calm down, I'm not your boogeyman. Why don't you just relax and try having fun sometime?

Besides, you don't come here to talk about Monster Girls. You'd go to MGU or MGR for that. No, you come here for the shitposting, the arguing. You come here because you like hurting people. You tried to leave here, to become a productive man, yet here you are, surrounded by NEETs, arguing philosophy with shitposters. You told yourself it was about Monster Girls, about protecting the waifus. But you were wrong. You learned young that shitposting felt good. Really good. In /jp/, your xdomfags, your daughterus, they all helped you forget the shitposter inside. But who are you kidding? You were born to shitpost. The bit about your reply box, that "Means of posting standards" stuff? You guessed you needed something to keep "The Shitposter" in check when you were knee-deep in arguments. But me, all this, is a wake up call to what you really believe. What you really are.

Pain, this is why you fight. This is your normal. Your nature. IT'S TIME FOR JACK TO LET ER RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586094
My body is ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586103
>One thing that confuses you is the vacuum sealed bag full of dried mushrooms. They look nasty but the don't smell bad, so you toss a double handful of them into the blender with some milk and everything else.
Oh dear lord he just did what I think he did didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586089
>Strenght
>Not Dex/faith

You have no one to blame but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586103
>you toss a double handful of them

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit right as mini ushi starts up again I have to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586109
He's gonna fuck the Ushi
and her mother
and his mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586089
>>13586094
>>13586103
She totally sold him a sexing kit, didn't she?

Is little Ushi-Oni going to be scarred because of all the programming he's done on her? Or will puberty and Monster-ness help her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586116
I don't think he's gonna go that far,for all we know those could be the mushrooms that make your semen thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586125
He was sold them as part of a kit to "Deal" with an Ushi-Oni.

You know damn well they're not those kind of 'shrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586125
Or it could be both, and maybe more mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

you meet the waifu of your dreams etc, but there's a catch:

she has a pen- no, she has a kid already, from some other dude

what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586089
YES! Moar of my favourite story of the last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586133
She isn't actually the waifu of my dreams then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586133
GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586133
I call out your paradox.

If I wer e really meeting the waifu of my dreams then she wouldn't have a pen or a kid.

Unless that kid is incredibly cute and it was the product of rape, because then I won't feel emotionally betrayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586133
Ignore the semantics and acquire waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586133
>>13586138
Kind of this. I don't really care but if I got the choice I'd rather she not. So yeah she isn't really the waifu of my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586120
He doesn't know it yet, but that's going to end up being the REAL present for Ushi-Loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586138
>>13586144

If it's that big a deal, just buy her some pencils to use instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586141
Most kids are the product of rape. The problem is it was your waifu doing the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586151
I don't think you understand anon. A pen killed my father, ever since that day I've lead a crusade against those godforsaken writing utensils. One day there will be only pencils, only wood and graphite, and then you'll thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586133
>waifu of your dreams
That's redundant. Your waifu is supposed to be the girl of your dreams.
Also, if she has a kid from other dude she clearly isn't the girl of my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>stuck in MGC for contrived reasons
>neighbor loans you some vidya
>it's some shitty FOTM dungeon crawler
>apparently there were changes for copies in MGC
>hopefully it won't be too noticeable
>start game
>choose race and gender menu
>way too many furry races, decide to just be human
>select human
>male option is blacked out, only female can be chosen
>what the fuck
>unselect human, male option returns
>select male option without a race
>turns out this is the way to select a human man or "Male" in the MGC version
>the game hasn't started and already it's getting to be too much
>start playing
>all instances of the word 'monster(s)' have been replaced with Demihumans, Extra-Humans, or Bad Guys
>wyvern boss, obviously a wyvern
>called a "Smeerp"
>Monstergirls will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586103
That's what you got for believing monster scum
Not a single one of them can be trusted
Remove monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586165
I think you're mistaking this thread for /v/. Stop being such a hipster/snob; who cares what other people like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586165
Those poor monstergirls have to deal with racism and hate every day. Of course they sensor some things to not bring up bad memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586165
>dungeon crawler
I'm a shooter guy, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586103
>Back in little Ushi's house, Ushi-mom pulls out little Ushi's sealing day gift the instant Anon leaves.
>It's two decorated gold rings, one a horn ring, the other a forearm brace.
>They're the rings Cindy and John got married with.
>This causes all the other women at the gathering to go crazy and start mercilessly teasing and prodding little Ushi about her relationship with Anon.
>Little Ushi weathers the storm for a while but eventually cracks. She takes the rings and escapes, saying she's going to go see what's taking Anon so long. Which results in a round of whistles and catcalls.
>Little Ushi tries to shake off the embarrassment as she looks for Anon. He isn't in the living room or kitchen so she heads upstairs.
>As she reaches for the door to his room she feels a sudden chill and freezes.
>The air is tense.
>It's quiet. Too quiet.
>She feels as if she is surrounded by a great, malevolent force. It presses in on her from all sides, suffocating. She can almost see it in her mind's eye. It's pink for some reason.
>She feels killing intent.
>Well, some kind of intent.
>She draws back her hand and calls out quietly, hesitantly, "A-Anon?"
>The door slams open.
>"RAAAAAAAWWWGHHHH-"
>"Eeep!" Little Ushi lets out a girlish cry as something grabs her by the horns and pulls her into the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586177
>>13586186
I'm a Traitor and as sub as it gets but fuck censorship and cucks who defend it. If I'm betraying humanity to my Lilim Mistress you better fucking believe I'll demand all my vidya to be uncensored and have all the little loli panty shots it can hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586195
Question: If the guy was unwillingly drugged into being a rape-machine, does it count as the guy being raped, or the MG? Given the MG actually wants it to happen, but the guy (in his normal state of mind) would not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586195
High impact sexual violence.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586133
Fuck them both. Everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586191
>neighbor loans you a shooter
>it's like memelands with more monstergirls and a shoehorned karma feature
>also even more political correctness
>if you reject the monstergirl in the game you lose a lot of Good Karma
>if you hook up with the human girl you get lots of Bad Karma for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586203
Its his own fault, he had the instructions and everything but he didn't read them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586103
Oh SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586212
>>if you hook up with the human girl you get lots of Bad Karma for no reason
Cuntblocking is evil, how do you now know this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586220
>how do you now know this?
Because you just told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586220
But wouldn't hooking up with the monstergirl also count as cuntblocking for the human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586212
>Shooter with focus on SIngleplayer

Okay then, can I be a Loner instead? Stalkers don't have companions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586226
Human Girls are naturally evil, so it's fine

Though you can get good karma for corrupting her into a bimbo succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586165
Got anything for a survival horror guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586226
They don't love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586203
Why do I get the feeling this would be some sort of great logical paradox written by the MG version of Socrates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586230
Yes, but the story is also full of political correctness and you might have to get around to doing that eventually. Also there's a multiplayer mode but you'll have to play with monstergirls most of the time. They're all NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586232
I got a horror story for you alright

Human women.

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586203
It's not rape if we're both screaming.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586248
>Human women.
TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586245
>political correctness
What kind of fucking bullshit propaganda game is this?
>multiplayer mode but you'll have to play with monstergirls most of the time
So I can't even have a male character now for obvious reasons. Gaming is fukken dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586195
I really do worry what all that conditioning Anon put her through will result in with THIS kind of stimulus...

Maybe since he's the initiator, it'll be alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586203
She wants it, he doesn't, I guess, since he had to be drugged, so yeah, rape. For both. Maybe. Let me think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586250
Wouldn't that decapitate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586232
>neighbor loans you survivor horror
>kind of reminds you of Amnesia
>instances of monster is once again replaced with words like 'Bad Person'
>what little voice acting there is has been redubbed for no reason
>when you die you have to see an unskippable bit of scrolling text in ugly unfitting font that's essentially a rape scene
>happens always
>always
>even if you got sliced in half with some environmental hazard
>more than half the time the way you died and the scene that's written out have nothing to do with each other

>>13586251
>not playing a male character so they give you free things

Just don't use voice chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586261
She'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586250
>Game where MGC is invaded by evil twisted human women and you okay as a monstergirl trying to rescue all the men and her husbando
>Bad endings include one where the husbando is mindbroken and turned into a breeding slut, or where the husbando shoots her, being brainwashed by the humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586268
That's it, I'm joining the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586268
>unstoppable anything in a game

Too much horror.

>Incoherent porn

Is this a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586290
What for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586294
*unskippable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586294
It is when monstergirls are in charge of localization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586295
Because while Order Paladins are kind dickish at least they don't censor vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586290
Something tells me this isn't your first time paladin posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586268
>when you die you have to see an unskippable bit of scrolling text in ugly unfitting font that's essentially a rape scene
>happens always
>always
>even if you got sliced in half with some environmental hazard
>more than half the time the way you died and the scene that's written out have nothing to do with each other

I'd be more "WTFing" over the entire game than actually being scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586305
>kind dickish
They want to kill all waifus and support the worst God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586304
until a tank empties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586195
>You wake up in bed staring at your ceiling. You are dazed and your bed feels much more comfortable than usual.
>Your body feels extremely tired, but in a good way, like after a long workout.
>You try to make your memory work and figure out how you got here.
>You can remember coming up to your room last night and then feeling a little...warm?
>You feel something shift beneath you and roll to the side. You were lying on the underside of little Ushi's abdomen.
>She's sprawled out in your bed with her legs in the air. Both of you are completely naked.
>Her face, her chest, and especially her lady parts are covered in a suspicious looking white goo.
>Both her hair and her spider fluff and matted and sticky.
>She has some kind of ring on one of her horns.
>No seal to be seen; that's hanging loosely beneath your dick like a little bow-tie. You also have a neat looking gold bracelet or something on your left arm.
>It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened. Sarah must have misunderstood what you wanted.
>You shake little Ushi gently to wake her.
>She opens her eyes drowsily, staring at you blankly for a few moments.
>Then she smiles and pulls you into a hug while kissing your cheek.
>You can feel your own cum smearing against your skin.
>You sigh and try to pull away but she just keeps kissing you.
>"Hey, cut it-, Ok seriously, stop. We need to go take a shower."
>Her dopey grin fades into a look of discomfort. She lays there for several minutes without saying anything.
>"What's wrong?" You ask.
>"... me..."
>"What?"
>"Carry me?" she asks quietly.
>"Why? Are you hurt?"
>She gives you a faintly accusatory glance. "My...crotch hurts."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586311
But they support humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586324
That's what you get for trusting a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586324
Poor little Ushi Oni. You ramrodded her into a reverse indian burned crotch. She's going to need a salve or balm for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586324
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586324
>Little Ushi-Oni dun got Bukkake'd
Lewd. Very lewd.

Where will anon go from here I wonder? Will he take responsibility?
He should take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586337
Everyone and their mom claims to support humanity. Including the monsters. Whoever prevails will be the correct choice according to the history books.

>>13586355
Yo. Draw something cross eyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586324
>Wrecking an Ushi's pelvis

Is it opposite day already?

Your next story needs to be about taming a Hellhound and making her a sub. Or a paladin that convinces a succubus to take a vow of chastity.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>13586355
oh. dont forget to link some references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586344
Nothing like a little cunnilingus can't fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Manticore gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
>>13586365
Hey .less

Are you finished with those Commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Loli Anubis straddling a guy while wearing cover-alls?

And holding a wrench?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Any MG besides kakuen going super saiyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Do a robotic version of some MG. I mean, besides manticores or cheshires, since you overdo those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Alp stuttering about not being gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Since we're waiting for the one Monmusu update, draw all the daily life girls in swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Honeybee making a heart with her hands saying "you are my honey"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Oomukade no spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Draw a ushi in this pose with heart pupils >>13586324

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Since we're waiting for the one Monmusu update, draw all the daily life girls in swimsuits.

>>13586365
https://www.google.com/search?q=swimsuit&biw=1600&bih=731&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=xQ1tVcbkJ8eDsAXgroGwCQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
there you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586376
>>13586355

Looking at the viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Draw art for a girl that needs it. Khepri, Will-o-Wisp, Crow Tengu, Ghoul or any other girl that needs love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Cupid dressed up as The End.

http://i.imgur.com/VvsrS2R.jpg?1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586165
>You'll never work with Firaxis personally to create the MGC port of X-com Enemy within
>It'll never eventually spiral into it's own game.
>You'll never create a game where humans and monstergirls team up to fight an alien invasion.
>You'll never get to see an Oni operative send a Muton flying through a building with a swing of her Techno-kanabō
>You'll never see an Ushi-Oni charge through a wall to turn a group of Sectoids to pulp
>There will never be more features that I can't be bothered to elaborate on right now.
>You'll never get to play this game.
GOD DAMN IT.
Yes I'm hyped up for X-Com 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Loving, hand-holding, missionary with any monster girl and she has heart pupils.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47762825

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586390
>X-Com 2.
wut

Is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
A sparring match between a Hinezume and a Ren Xiongmao...with sexy results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586390
It's going to be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
More cat trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Armored Giant Ant pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
>>13586365
Anubis dressed up like pic-related?
Maybe with a red bandana too?
Maybe straddling a guy's chest?

[Anonymous No.]

Helheim update on line 323.
http://pastebin.com/CHQGt9bx
Criticism always welcome.
Thinking of freezing work on this to work on other things, would like an opinion on that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586365
>>13586355
Hi, .less.

There's something I've been thinking for a while now.

How about a drawing of a Nekomanata playing ragtime piano as a little mousegirl tapdances happily on top of it, wearing with a tiny top hat and cane? And here's the kick: Draw them ala 1930's black-and-white Walt Disney style, mimicking things like the drawing style of the eyes and feet from pic related for example.

You can draw them in chibi form to make it easier if you want.

Here's a little something for inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsZemU_FB8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586376
picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less
Nice. You got picked first

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586424
Ah, now I'm all jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586424
>>13585669
Pff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586443
Ah. I didnt notice, I'll remove mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Lizardgirl and Salamander 3 way

[Anonymous No.]

Eh, MGC is no that bad, at least you could have things like this 24/7 on tv and nobody would complain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x9g10Ere2Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586464
How boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586395
Hell yeah it's a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E_-2wIJIzQ
I promise this is the last I post about it here. I'm just so fucking pumped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Cattrap and Catmom being turned into cumdumpsters by futa Cait Siths

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the angry head chef of a 5 star restaurant in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586476
It's going to be so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone else having trouble posting with 4chanX, especially with images attached? It takes a fucking decade to post anything and it fails most of the time due to some captcha bullshit. It's driving me beyond 300% fucking mad FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586485
Are you Ramsey enough to handle all those fire monsters though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586476
No no, it's fine. You can make it MG related after all.

Although, I don't think I'd play it, because seeing my tacticool waifu harem get killed in action would be fucking soul crushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586495
Food related captchas have been giving me trouble too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586476
Wait what the fuck we're terrorists now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586507
No it's like that new Wolfenstein game.

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up in your tiny apartment on the third floor of some god forsaken slum in mgc
>It's been nearly five months since you've moved to MGC expecting a few weeks of avoiding shit monstergirls before finding your ideal waifu and getting raped into marriage
>It turns out people massively exaggerate the human rape that happens here as well as monstergirls' own romantic nature
>The closest thing you've had to sex was an alp who started grinding against you in the bus
>You're staring at the crusty white ceiling while scratching at the patchy beard that you've grown out of refusal to shave.
>Your computer is open to some shitty thread on /a/ about some shitty moe anime featuring human girls
>You've got about five dollars in your pocket, two packs of ramen in your fridge, and you won't get paid until next week.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586517
But this isn't a dystopian future- everything is working out fine as it seems!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Leave town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Find the Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

My god. It's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Where is match-making Shirohebi when you need her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586522
No shut up though.

Alien Nazis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Go to sabbath headquarters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Furiously masturbate. Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Start your genocide crusade now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
get off your ass and find your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586535
THIS GAME IS FUCKING DUMB EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT WHY ARE WE BREAKING IT

FUCK IT I'M PIRATING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Go to the roof and yell into the night "I am a virgin and horny"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586532
These are some fine times we live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586496
The question is, can those morons handle working in my kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586532
>Literally playing with dolls, just with an AR skin on top.

So it's basically playing with dolls, except you need an Oculus Rift and it probably has facial emotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Eat some ramen. If I'm just waking up then it's time for some breakky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586541
I already told you why we're breaking it.

Alien Nazi's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Slut myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586549
What happens if you make the Woody doll molest her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586549
Isn't it wonderful? Plus you don't have to physically get different clothing and other aesthetics. You could have many different dolls just with one robotic avatar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Maybe if we weren't the kind of person to keep something like dehydrated ramen in the fridge we wouldn't be in this situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586559
>"KYAAAN~ WOODY-SAN NO ECHI~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586554
WHY ARE THEY NAZIS THEY MADE ALL OUR SHIT MAGICAL
THEY DON'T COMMIT GENOCIDES THEY JUST FIX OUR FUCKING PLANET

adf;lajdfja;fkaj;kj

I really hope the trailer is just a pos because if this game is what it seems to be then it ain't worth the money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586559
https://youtu.be/VBHVKBldFpM?t=47

>>13586565
>Playing with dolls is great

Spotted today's Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>This manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586575
Please don't bully, dolls can be manly too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586572
They're red.

Red is the colour of evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586578

>it's not rape if she's an undead monster with stolen arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586578
Yes, that manga. A thousand times yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586582
What a day it will be when people decide to write well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586572
The genocides already happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586586
>Undead
She's not really undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586578
I couldn't stop thinking of Kanji Tatsumi when I was reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586594
Then it's a little late isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586579
So you'd rather play dress up with huge, muscle men dolls with glistening abs and tight spandex?

>Trying to argue he's not alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586549
>facial emotes
>physical doll detects when you pick it up, and virtual doll gives you a glowing smile
>shaking her around gets her annoyed or dizzy
>since the Oculus Rift will be able to detect body movements and facial expressions, if you look directly at the doll for a certain amount of time, she becomes confused
>smiling at her will make her smile back an even larger smile
>frowning at her or giving her an angry stare will make her scared and confused
>having a sad expression will also make her sad

And that's not even using AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586537
>>13586529
>You look at the sun shining in from outside and think about work
>You don't even have to go today, but the monotony of staying inside drives you to actually seek it out
>Instead you reach underneath your bed and pull out the slightly stained rag that you've been using since you got here
>It's a quick and messy fap session. You close your eyes and picture your favorite monstergirl before thrusting your hips and wasting your sperm into the towel
>You fold the now wet rag and throw it beneath your once more.
>>13586534
>You remember applying for those magic shirohebi matchmaker programs
>Turns out the shirohebi is actually a tanuki with a white wig and a fake tail
>She was planning on taking your money and leaving you waiting there until you left
>You left after she asked for a second "initial fee to make the stars clarify!" as she put it
>>13586528
>You consider suicide for the tenth time that week
>You could definitely pull it off if you were brave enough
>But if you were brave enough to commit suicide, you would probably be brave enough to get off your ass and search for your waifu
>>13586526
>You masturbated to the thought of that alp gyrating her hips on you for nearly a month after it happened
>You remember how disgusted she looked when she finally turned around red in her cheeks and saw your face
>Maybe you would commit suicide after all
>>13586536
>Sabbath doesn't have nearly as much influence as people believe
>They don't even have a physical location
>Just some shitty forum where lolis shitpost about their onii-chans
>They even have a monsterboy fanfiction board
>>13586567
>Yeah...

What now?

Do you prefer if I choose the first response or just the most interesting one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586614
What about touching her in places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586518
Go to the bar and see if any monstergirl wants to pay for my dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586575
>>13586579
>>13586611
Wait a second, I thought like dolls in the way we're thinking about them is heterosexual? If you like playing with dolls in the way that little girls usually do, then it'd be different, but this isn't that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
Fuck suicide I'm fucking that Alp and making her mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
>go to isisland
>kill the mooslums
>kill the non mooslums
>take their shit
>sell it and use money to pay for flowers
>woo mg
good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
Most interesting one. Always. Otherwise some troll could derail the story by being first post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
Do the most interesting one, otherwise you'll have autists spamming idiotic options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
WAIT. If you're poor, why are you not selling the semen to the First National Sperm Bank to kill two birds with one stone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
Waifu a Cait Sith if your life's that shitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
Go to MG OKCupid and create the most needy looking profile you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586639
it's terrible semen

>yfw you have the 'natty ice' of semen

[Anonymous No.]

Hello.

Somebody, please name a kind of monster for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586621
>touching her inappropriately
>she's at first confused
>then she quickly realizes what you're doing and goes into a furious blush, panicking
>you'd probably also hear her asking you to stop in her tiny voice, stuttering
>after doing this for long enough, and because she has no control over your touching, she becomes slightly misty/teary eyed and calms down a bit more
>she's still blushing
>then you can stop, or move on to pleasuring her
>if you stop, she just confirms that it's over and calls you an idiot
>then she tells you she wouldn't mind if you continued

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586643
So Oomukade or Doppelganger that takes you to a spaghetti dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586654
Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586085
_ _ _

8 = >

Fucking Succubus engineers think they're so clever making every password a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586654
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Moth-chan wearing the Mega Milk t-shirt.
But it say "Mega Moth" on it instead.
And she is looking embarrassed while doing the pose.

Alternatively, just Apsara wearing the Mega Milk t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586376

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586648
It's a spirit energy and/or nutrition thing, so it could taste horrible and they'd still eat it.

Or have the Sabbath bake it into their official Cream-Filled Cookies (TM) to cover the taste.

Any ways, people eat natto. If it exists, someone under the sun will want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586680
>the mini arms
ahhhhh, that's cute in a weird way.

now do the fucking >>13586383 thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586680
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586674
>>13586355
Fuck yes this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586620
I go to a construction site, see if we get any cat-calls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586680
Cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586654
Yuki-Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586680
Looks good. My only nitpick is that she looks like she's wearing body armor and/or has steel pecs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
Your shitty monsterboy being beheaded

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>>13586355
So edgy

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>>13586572
>Believing the aliens are here to help
>Not realizing they're turning us into a slave race like what they did with the sectoids, the mutons, and the floaters.
How's it feel to be a sheep anon?

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>>13586711
Were you trying to reply to him >>13586707
or something?

>>13586658
Sounds like it'd become a staring contest, but with awkwardness instead of eye-contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13585414
Is that Half Life 2? That looks better than I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586680
NOT THE BEEEESSS
NOT BEES BWAARRGGG

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>>13586628
>You consider going back to the bus stop to search for that alp
>You really can't even remember her face anymore, it's been a while
>Do monstergirls use the missed connections in craigslist?
>>13586639
>You tried that. You remember the cute Mimic girl smelling it with a curious face before asking about your diet
>She said she could value it at about five dollars
>Hence, why you have about five dollars in your pocket.
>>13586643
>You find the will to get on your computer for another day of shitposting
>Only this time you also create a profile in one of the many dating sites
>You don't seriously believe this will work given the success rate of everything else so far
>Jokingly you make the most pathetic profile possible and post it
>Even though it was a joke your heart still beats like crazy and you check it nearly every thirty minutes for a day
>A week passes by and nothing. You start to feel disheartened
>At the second week mark you log in during work to find your email box beating red with a reply
>(I rolled to see which monstergirl replied)
>It's an amazoness, your heart skips a beat since she's actually pretty cute
>You check out her profile. She's looking for a man who cares about traditional values
>About five years older than you, putting her at 27/28 years old
>Her message was pretty simple. "I'll cut to the chase, do you want to meet up?"
>Your hands are shaking and you feel short of breath, you've never had anyone take an interest in you before
>Your boss screams at you to get off your phone

What do you do?

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>>13586620
I'm gonna chat up some loli hunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586680
Cute as shit.

Did he finish that wolfgirl lewd or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586730
Put away the phone and get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586730

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586730
Find that Alp through any means necessary. Posters on Electric poles, Internet listings asking for her, find a news reporter doing a report and jump into the camera asking to find that sweet Alp.

We're gonna find that Alp and take responsibility through any means necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586715
Feels good. I get a cool laser rifle and don't have to worry about getting dates anymore.

>>13586730
>Amazon
OH FUCK UH
Give her a chance but stay on your guard! This could be a beautiful thing! OR NOT!
DO IT ANYWAY!

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>>13586730
Do what >>13586658 suggested and instead of making a desperate profile, find the most desperate one.

We'll either get a baby-crazy CC shirohebi or an equally awkward almost-NEET oomukade/doppelganger. We can't lose, right?

Plus, we all know that in anime years, anything over 25 is practically a grandma

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>>13586730
Get back to work and meet that Amazoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
A Vampire with a ponytail blushing and looking away from the viewer while fiddling her fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586730
Meet her in some public place, tell a college we are going, buy a can of mace and put on your nice, chaste conservative clothing.

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>>13586742
Anon you're scaring me.

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>>13586355
Ara ara vampire biting her lover

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>>13586730
>>13586749
>>13586754

I actually used to date a super-religious ("traditional") girl. It's awful. You have to maintain a fake facade 24/7, and in an Amazon's case, you also have to give up your pride and freedom on top of all that. Just... not worth it.

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>>13586730
>Amazoness
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586759
I don't care I'm determined now

I don't even know why I want her, but I'm getting that Alp and making her take responsibility and nothing will stand in my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586768
Amazoness a shit. Even a spaghetti-spilling loser MG would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586775
Guys, we need to stand in his way

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>>13586730
>Amazon
>Traditional Values

Turn 360* and run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586780
You a shit

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>>13586765
>Not liking religious girls
They're top tier and wonderful, why would you

>You have to maintain a fake facade 24/7
Fucking fedora retards, why the hell would you think it's a smart idea to date someone outside of your own religion?

>>13586782
>Not liking traditional gender roles
Human Boys belong in the kitchen, simple fact. A woman should provide for her boy and protect him, and he should serve her. That's what nature intended.

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>>13586788
>Human Boys belong in the kitchen, simple fact
Anon, while personally I'm ok with that, I don't want another shitstorm so please don't start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586788
>Only fedora retards maintain a fake facade to get laid

Projecting much? It's more like 90% of the dating world that tries to make themselves seems better than they actually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586794
If you have to be the one who's fake in a relationship, then you're the shitty one since you're wasting someone's time for the sole purpose of getting pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586775
I'm going to stand in your way super hard.

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>>13586788
>Fucking fedora retards, why the hell would you think it's a smart idea to date someone outside of your own religion?
It can work, I dated a Muslim woman for years, who grew up in Kuwait, and we never had any ideological disagreements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584166
Methinks it's time for greentext on this.
>There it is again.
>Yep.
>As late as it is, there is no mistaking the faint squeaking and rustling sound coming from the other side of your bedroom door
>Your apartment is only two rooms; your bedroom and the kitchen/living area
>That sound had been happening every so often since the beginning of last month, slowly increasing in frequency
>However, whenever you opened the door, your kitchen was exactly how you left it, safe for the absence of a certain dairy product
>That damn Mouse.
>You think she was coming through the window, but you weren't sure
>The lock on it had never worked, and you were too lazy to get it fixed
>Anyway, tonight was the night.
>You had your supplies all laid out at the foot of your bed, all that you had to do now was to catch her
>You made sure to buy an the extra fancy kind of cheese this time
>Hopefully that would distract her for longer
>From the sound if it, it was working like a charm
>You tiptoe to the door and open it as quietly as you can
>Light from the refrigerator illuminates the floor, only blocked by the shadow of the small Mouse-girl crouched in front of it
>Your window was open, and gentle breeze blew through it
>She hadn't heard you.
>Yet.
>She was extremely engrossed in whatever she was doing; the room was full of fervent squeaks, smacking noises and... some other noise
>At least she was distracted
>You carefully sneak around to the window and slam it shut.
>It's time.
>The Mouse hears the sudden, loud clattering of the window and jumps to her feet
>She is only about three feet tall, and only wears a plain, white shirt and dark colored panties
>You can see her shorts crumpled and discarded off to the side
>"Hello, little Mouse. Enjoying your treat?"
>"EEEK!"
>Her shrill, squeaky scream pierces your ears as she vanishes
>You bound after her, flailing around on the darkness

[Anonymous No.]

Are we really comparing 3D girls with monstergirls now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586799
So then you're either going to get out of the way or you're going to be broken even harder.

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>>13586803
I like his greentext about single loser guy. It's a refreshing take on the all-too-common happily-ever-after stories we get on MG. Even if it is a bit edgy and/or grimderp, it's still original.

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>>13586802
Its time to rape a mouse.

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>>13586802
Why are her shorts off? What was she going to do with the cheese?

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>>13586798
>Wasting someone's time for the sole purpose of getting pussy

Again, that's like 90% of the (male side of the) dating world. Not sure what you're trying to get at here.

>>13586814
If it's a Dormouse, we may not even have a choice in the matter.

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>>13586740
>Obviously you put away the phone and get back to your lifelong passion of burgerflipping
>Surprisingly fastfood is pretty popular in MGC
>For monstergirls that is, some of the menu items promise at least 2% semen for that delectable taste you can't get enough of.
>You stuck to ramen because of it, ramen would never betray you.
>>13586747
>After work you get back on your computer and decide to do some searching on the website itself
>That amazoness reply had fanned the flame of your confidence and you were feeling pretty lucky
>As expected, most of the profiles belonged to shitty monstergirls that you would have laughed at five months ago
>That was five months ago, most of them were looking pretty damn good nowadays
>You settle on three different girls who look desperate enough to consider you
>(I rolled for the three girls)
>First was a hobgoblin. She had been active on her profile for nearly a year but continued updating it daily. Her profile was looking pretty pathetic at this point. "Anyone with a pulse" is a direct quote.
>Second was a mandragora, you can't imagine that she gets out very much. Her likes and dislikes were all anime and videogame related.
>Third was a bicorn who had decided to post several naked photos of herself posing with a lewd smile. Her profile noted that she was looking for a serious relationship after having her heart broken by the guy she thought was "the one"
>Low hanging fruit can be sweet after all, but you'd need to choose which one you want to pick.
>>13586745
>>13586749
>>13586754
>>13586768
>Afterwards you decide to message that amazon and see what her deal is.
>Surprisingly she responds only five minutes after and you get to chatting one another
>Her responses are all short and and direct. You ask if she minds meeting in a public place and she agrees
>Afterwards you spend a while throwing replies back and forth.
>You end up agreeing on meeting at a local mixed cafe near your apartment in a few days.

what do?

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>>13586747
I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Sca's doing some work lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586836
>what do?
Wear casual but clean clothes. Take a shower, make yourself pretty. Get some sleep.
Try not to fuck it up.

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>>13586841
>Sca
I've heard that name before, care to fill me in?

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>>13586836
First girl is good. Desperate means she'll be putty in your hands and will do almost anything you want. Like a shortstack, yandere kikimora.

Second could also work, as long as she isn't an autistic rager or narutard.

Third is used goods. I say neigh.

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>>13586836
>>13586851
We need more information about each to decide which one really is best. Contact each to see what they're like.

Although odds are any of the other three will be better than a traditionalist Amazoness.

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>>13586850

He did a bunch of Dark Souls and Warframe drawings, just plonk in 'Sca's basement' and you'll find him.

[Anonymous No.]

Wafflehouse ran by Scylla and Krakens, or Pizzeri ran by Salamanders?

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>>13586802
>You feel your fingers barely graze the hem of the Mouse's shirt as she darts past you
>She leaps across the table towards the door
>You follow her, but you aren't nearly as quick or agile as she is
>The wind is knocked out of you as you fall flat on your stomach, right on top of the table
>The legs of the rickety wooden thing buckle and shatter, sending you to the floor in a cloud of splinters
>Oh, this is just perfect.
>You knew you needed a new table, but you were surprised your skinny, out of shape body was able to break it so easily
>You see the Mouse hesitate and look back at you fleetingly, poised to open the window
>Now is your fucking chance.
>Winded as you are, you are just able to summon the strength to push yourself and leap the remaining few feet to the window
>Got her!
>Your hand wraps triumphantly around her ankle
>"Eeeeee! Eeeeeeee!" She squeals and wriggles around in your grasp, desperately trying to shake you
>"I don't think so."
>Weak as you are, you can easily hoist the tiny mouse into the air by her ankle with a single hand
>Her shirt flops over her face as she struggles, exposing her flat, little tummy and small, perky breasts
>In the faint glow from the fridge, you can see the dark, wet spot around the crotch of her panties
>"You're a lewd one, aren't you"
>"Eeee!"
>"I've gotten real tired of not ever having cheese when I want it, you know."
>"Eeeeeeee!"
>"Oh, come on now. You'll wake up the neighbors. A lot of them won't be as friendly with a thief such as yourself."
>"eee..."
>Her frantic squeals die out
>To be honest, you had no idea what your neighbors thought of mice, you never felt like socializing with them
>You never usually felt like socializing in general, past what you did at work or school
>You just wanted to shut her up, though it looks like it worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586866
Pizzeria by Salamanders or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586836
What he said >>13586845

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>>13586867
>Gets wet from being physically captured and restrained
Dormouse confirmed.

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>>13586863
I believe I might have seen his stuff in the /v/ drawthreads

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>>13586866
Salamanders.

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>>13585255
An ara ara~ Kikimora has to use her military hand-to-hand combat training to use for the first time in years to fend off a Kunoichi that has come to "assassinate" her master

Said master eventually finds them when he leaves his bed to investigate the noise, and sees a mess of tangled limbs, hickies, and fluids everywhere, and two mamono jacked up on darts laced with aphrodisiacs

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>>13586890
These girls suck at combat. Real fights are supposed to end in broken bones, blood and lacerations.

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>>13586893

do you want to stick your dick in broken bones and lacerations, or in wet needy vaginas?

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>>13586890
I would take advantage of the situation and restrain the kunoichi then have a bit of fun with her hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586897
Neither, I just wanna sleep. Why do people gotta fight and make noise in the middle of the fucking night as if they had nothing else to do? Some people gotta work in the morning god dammit.

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>>13586867
>Her struggling has stopped as well
>"That's better. Now, you had all the time in the world to jump out that window. Why didn't you?"
>You were honestly curious about this; you hadn't expected to catch her so easily
>"U-u-um... um... uh I do-don't know!"
>The Mouse's high, squeaky little voice is definitely a nice change from her screaming
>"Don't know huh? I think you know why. I think you know exactly why. YOu have a certain 'need'..." (here, you nod down towards her soaked panties) "...that I happen to have the way to fix it, am I right?"
>The mouse stutters and stammers unintelligibly
>"Oh come on now, I can't understand that."
>The mouse quiets down, but doesn't answer
>You just stand there, holding her up by her ankle, waiting for her reply
>Her frantic gaze keeps going from your eyes, to the window, to your eyes, to your pants, then back to the window
>Eventually, she whispers something so high pitched that you can't even hear it
>"What's that?"
>"Y-y-y-yes..."
>"I thought so. You really liked that cheese I got you, huh?"
>"Y-yes."
>"Like, really, REALLY enjoyed it?"
>She nods
>"Well, I think you're awfully cute, and I'm definitely willing to make a deal with you. I'll let you go, and maybe I'll even buy some extra cheese to leave out for you from time to time, but there is one thing I have to do first."
>The Mouse looks at you curiously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586674

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>>13586910
Force her to be your daki and non-sexually cuddle to help you sleep, her sexual frustration being punishment for interrupting your bedtime..

I mean, clearly she has to be a Dormouse as >>13586878 said, since they and p'orcs are the only two races that get off to rape or abuse.

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>>13586910
>>13586922
My cock can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586922
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586922
Lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586922
Not gonna lie, this is good.

Still waiting on >>13586383
But I have faith op will deliver

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>>13586845
>>13586873
>The days go by in a blur until they finally settle in the day of your amazoness date
>You call in sick for work that day. You'd be too busy worrying about your date to get anything done anyway
>Meanwhile you spend most of the morning shitposting about your date on 4chan
>They give you shit advice, you don't know what you expected
>You lay out your nicest shirt and some jeans that you haven't yet stained with cum or some other liquid
>After that you take a shower and get dressed
>Fuck is that a pimple?
>By the time you get to the cafe it's ten minutes late and you can immediately identify the amazon
>Mostly because she's nearly 7 feet in a store brimming with pasty human kids from the local college
>She nearly jumps when you walk in and waves for you
>"Anon?" You nod and a tiny smile spreads on her face
>"have you been waiting long?" You really have no idea if that's appropriate but it was a common question right?
>"Only around an hour." The table is littered with three different types of coffee which lend credence.
>"Oh wow. Sorry about that." You laugh awkwardly and she replies in turn with a forced laugh of her own.
>The first thirty minutes are about as expected. You talk about the weather and the latest news around the world. At some point you the conversation turns to food and that's when it gets weird.
>"So what can you cook Anon?" She leans forward on the table and smiles expectantly.
>"To be honest I don't really know much about cooking outside of mac and cheese."
>"Oh..." For the first time since you got here she looks turned off in a serious way.
>"But you plan on learning right? It's not like you can woo a monstergirl just by looking pretty."
>You try explaining how human culture sees cooking, but that just pisses her off more
>"What? What an absurd culture. Women cooks?" She scowls and turns away to look out the window.
>"Well, I guess it's never too late to learn." She purses her lips but refuses to look at you.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586922
wonderful

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>>13586942
>Begging for EMG fanart
>When there's going to be an anime and doujins in very short order
>All of which will have various swimsuits

It's obvious why he's picking the interesting ones instead, dummy. Not to mention how greedy it is to ask for half a dozen girls instead of one or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586947
Amazoness once again a top contender for worst girl. Go hit up the other three profiles we found to judge if they are worthy candidates for the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586922
I want to milk her like a Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586958
But she's right,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586958
She has a point though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586961
>>13586962

Based on the way she acts, looking pretty and cooking are all she really cares about. I mean, she musn't care much for you as a person if she's acting like not being able to cook is a deal breaker.

She may be right, but she's also a shallow bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586947
The really ironic thing is that, while more prominent in the past, it is still the norm to have Home Cooking be considered a "Feminine" past-time, while Professional Chefs are more often male.

It's weird. Cooking is cooking, right? Why is it even considered a gendered task at all? Everybody's gotta eat.

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>>13586969
Don't forget she also wants to control you, and strip away your pride and freedom.

But really, we should at least *look* at the other three after this. No sense going all in when the first option is this bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586947
>"If I were to learn, what kind of meals would you be interested in?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586947
WOW. WHAT A CUNT.
Maybe she's just being stuck up. It doesn't matter. Here's what you're gonna do: she can be a dick, that's fine. You're going to be the better man. Just suffer along with it until the end. If it improves, you just made progress! If it doesn't improve, not your fault. Just keep being a decent person. She may fuck this up, but you won't.
AND TRY TO BE ON TIME THE NEXT DATE OKAY.

[Anonymous No.]

So what does everyone think of the monmusu threads on /a/ so far? Are they good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586978
>Don't forget she also wants to control you, and strip away your pride and freedom.

It's only a role reversal thing. Not all traditional marriages ended up that way for the woman, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586979
God damn anon, are you a doormat sub or something, or just a troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586988
It's shit you're shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586958
Why do Amazoness always have to be bitches in stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586988
Why would I go back to /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you're such a horrible person that you'd fit more as a villain deserving of death rather than a husbando in a world with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586922
TZICHING fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586910
>"Stealing will not be tolerated, and I'm going to have to teach you a lesson. Now, I'm sure you know what type of lesson I'm talking about..." (you glance at her crotch again) "...and I'm pretty sure you aren't opposed to it, either. If you are though, I won't force it. Just know that if you come back to steal after that, I might just have to get an exterminator to look at the place."
>The Mouse is blushing profusely, struggling to keep her shirt down over her chest and belly with her arms
>Her mouth moves, but you still can't understand what comes out
>"You're going to have to speak up."
>"P-p-please teach me a l-l-lesson!"
>You grin
>All according to plan.
>"I thought so. You're a kinky little one, aren't you?"
>She nots, infinitesimally
>"Let's get started then."
>You hoist the helpless Mouse higher and put her under your arm
>She was very light, even for her size
>You close carry her with you as you close the fridge, go into your bedroom and turn on the light
>She gasps, the tiniest, squeakiest little gasp as she sees the things laid out before her at the foot of her bed
>"Excited?"
>You can feel her trembling, almost vibrating under your arm
>"M-m-m-mister..."
>"Don't worry, little Mouse. I'll be gentle."
>You sit down at the end of your bed and pick up the first items in your hand
>Several coils of long, plain brown rope
>You gently pull the Mouse's wrists together behind her back and wind the first length of rope around them several times
>You tie it off, and repeat the process just above her elbows with the rope's remaining length
>You pick up the second coil and lay the docile, profusely blushing Mouse across your lap
>The second, longer rope is wound around the Mouse's ankles, tied off, wrapped around above her knees, tied off again, and then wrapped around her upper thighs
>The mouse is barely panting now, anticipation building as you skip over the third and final coil of rope and go to item number two
>A set of two, small pink egg vibrators

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586993
I'm not a thin-skin. I want to see if her mood improves, see where it goes. Also, I have a thing for cooking because I can cook IRL. So i guess that helps. I'm curious like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586988
Not really. A couple times I've gone back there, someone has shown up out of the blue to shitpost about it not being /a/ related. Still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586998
What would you even do to deserve such a treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586996
Because Amazons are unfortunately subject to bullshit treatment by the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586998
Jokes on you! I may be a horrible person but I'm sure some heroic Monster Girl has a fetish to conquer me, dominate me, and force me to be her husband/slave, and after time I we both fall in love with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586998
Feels bittersweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586988
They're ok
there's some scan drama shit going on that's annoying but whatever
I don't think i'll be able to stay when the anime actually airs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13584816
>didn't do much for me
Such helpful and accurate criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586976
>>13586969
Perhaps she's just having a bad day or subscribing to normal, if fucking stupid, norms. agree with >>13586983 and >>13587005 Even If she turns out to be just a shallow cunt doesn't mean you have to be. Even if the date goes horrid, it won't be your fault, and when you get home you can learn how to cook for your own good.
And if the date suddenly becomes wunderbar then surprise surprise, you were rewarded for fighting through the problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586996
Because people are predisposed to dislike them based on the role reversal so they reinforce their feelings by not portraying them sympathetically or neutrally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587010
>>13586998
>Not being an evil piece of shit alongside your monster girl waifu to everyone you meet.
You will still be massive assholes but it will be kind of sweet because you're madly in love with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587005
If she can't even pretend to overlook the fact you don't want to cook, clearly she doesn't love or even like you. She effectively just wants a live-in employee to be her cook and maid, and will take anyone that meets the job requirements.

Also, relationships are about compromise. Someone that insists on getting their way rather than meeting half-way is likely to be someone you're going to have many screaming matches (or domestic abuse) with in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586947
Tell her that while I don't mind learning to cook if she only wants me for that we have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587033
Let's stick with it to the end of the date. Again, she might be a cunt, but we don't have to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587035
Obviously you're also supposed to impregnate and have sex with her whenever she desires, take care of the resulting children and by at her service like a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587001
You're doing god's work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587033
I don't know man. Didn't we just know her for all but a few minutes? That's a large jump based on a simple exchange. I'll be honest. The writefag doesn't seem like he's going to make her a good choice, I have a suspicion. Still, it's just as dumb to flip out at the beginning of a date. People don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587041
>>13587054

Fair enough, I suppose. We can grin-and-bear-it for an hour or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587049
I don't see the problem here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587035
>>13587049
Is this supposed to be a problem? It's a man's duty.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazons do nothing wrong and we should all embrace their gender roles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587057
And hey, who knows. Maybe she's secretly some sort of 5 star chef that just thinks anyone who doesn't know how to craft a magnificent meal (including the amazons) is a filthy fucking scrub.
>>13587061
>>13587063

Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587063
I think I should write about Amazons, just to give people a chance to see them be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587068
I mean the history of the amazon tribe is kinda working against them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587068
If this writefag smears their name, I'll stop being a ghost and start working on chapter 2 of my Amazon story again. But that means my adventure story has to be put on hold.

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't KC wrote anything about reversing back the reversed roles of an amazon in her profile like some other girls? Did he expected only men looking for a dominant partner to make them stay at home to be interested in them?

What happens if the target of a manhunt doesn't result to as much of a pushover as the amazoness thought he would be? What happens if they target a man who has consumed raging mushrooms previously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586979
>"If I were to learn, what kind of meals would you be interested in?" You just want to see if maybe you can change the mood.
>"Me? I like anything, really. I just think it's important for a man to know how to cook is all. You're lucky you're so cute or I would've walked out Anon."
>You can feel yourself turn red from even this thin compliment, and she seems to notice judging by the way she smiles lovingly.
>From there the date improves a little bit. She seems to enjoy watching you squirm and uses it by continually praising you.
>"Can you imagine what our daughters will looke like with those eyes of yours?" "Do you mind if I sit right beside you?" "You can touch them if you want to, you might be looking at them closer in a while."
>Your inability to accept praise or to deny her advances acts as her anchor to slowly inch her way closer to you.
>Before an hour passes she has her arm draped over your shoulder and you can feel her warm breath in your ear.
>"I really like shy boys like you Anon." She laughs while stroking your hair. "Nowadays everyone tries so hard to be masculine, but there's nothing wrong with being submissive for your loved one, don't you agree?"

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587073
>this writefag smears their name
C-come on man. I'm not that bad. People don't hate me, they think I'm just meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587063
I agree with the first part at least.

>Amazon is shunned by men for her dom upbringing.
>Shunned by her own kind for wanting a lover on equal terms without this whole gender bullcrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587074
>consumed raging mushrooms previously?
Then the janitor is called in to clean up the bits of bitch.
>>13587077
Just do your own thing dude. With common sense though.

>>13587076
we wait for the actual writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587063
Fuck that shit. That isn't my fetish at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587074
That's their gimmick. Not having a reversal button. Also, their values are different.

If a man gets beaten up by a woman do you think his pride would allow him to acknowledge her as a better?

Same deal with Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
Fall in her arms and be swooned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587001
>The mouse gasps as you carefully slide her dark blue panties down a bit
>You hold the vibrators up high, dangling them near your face
>"I want you to look at this, little Mouse."
>Red as the setting sun, the Mouse meets your gaze
>You lewdly wrap your tongue around each of the vibrators, sucking them into your mouth and coating them in your spit
>The partially-bound mouse squeaks softly with embarrassment
>Soon, you lower the dripping vibrators, a thin strand of spit still connecting them to your lips
>You grab the first one just above where the cord comes out of it and line it up with her nethers
>"Look at you, little Mouse. Maybe I didn't need that much spit."
>The Mouse's panties are completely soaked through and her dripping arousal shines in the light from the ceiling
>She blushes and screws her eyes shut as you part her tiny lips with your fingers
>You rub the slippery vibrator up and down her pussy, mixing her juices with the spit coating the pink pearl in your hand
>With agonizing slowness, you push the vibrator against her opening
>It slides in, millimeter by millimeter
>Eventually, the Mouse shivers as she feels her folds fully envelop the bead
>You teasingly brush your hand up against her clit as you reach for the second vibrator
>"EEEee..."
>She squeals in surprise
>You begin to rub the second vibrator around her pussy, slowly moving lower and lower
>Understanding dawns on the mouse as she feels the second vibe press up against her anus
>"You'll be glad I lubed this one..."
>Your words only make her blush harder as you teasingly trace a circle around the Mouse's hole with the toy
>"eeeeeEEE!"
>Her shrill voice rises as the second bead enters her anus, sliding in just as easily as the one now buried in her pussy
>"There we go... Does that feel good, little Mouse?"
>She nods shakily, shivering at the thought of both of her tiny holes being filled by the pink toys
>"Good, good."
>You pull her panties back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587081
>common sense
What is this, I don't even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
Go to her place and let her do as she wills.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smoke stuff with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw MGE Amazons lack art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587089
You don't know what common sense is?
You might have a concussion.

>>13587091
No shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
If this is real

Rest head on her shoulder, and then ask

>"Wait, daughters?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587084
>If a man gets beaten up by a woman do you think his pride would allow him to acknowledge her as a better?
If it's one of the subs in these threads.
If they were truly reversed gender roles that means there would be submissive amazons just like there are submissive anons on this thread.
It's not even about being submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
She gives me onee-san vibes. I like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076

>tries so hard to be masculine

You know, masculine would probably have different connotations to an Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587096
I wonder why that's true...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
Fuck your knockoff bullshit.
I want more of the original writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587081
>we wait for the actual writefag

Sorry to disappoint, but that's still me.

I just want to get through this encounter before we get back to the apartment and look up the other girls.

I'm trying to keep it equal by showing the amazon's bad points and good points. We got some of the bad first so now it's time for some of the good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587099
No you shut up. I want the nice amazoness to take me home and ravish me and then I'll make breakfast for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587102
I can sett it. I think those types would totally exist, but they wouldn't be the majority. Not enough for KC to include them in the profile since it'd be pretty variable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587110
What about the Alp I still want that Alp and I still refuse to give up my search for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
I like this scenario, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
>Baby crazy

Do NOT go back to her place. If you do, you're going to get locked into the shotgun wedding route.

Finish the date, and flee. Maybe say you'll think about calling or something.

Do NOT go back to her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587115
*see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587107
>masculine would probably have different connotations to an Amazon.
This. People say that 'Amazons have reversed gender role values!', but that's not true. They are just written as a race of emasculating dominatrix women because that's the man's writing the story's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587110
Thats... a really, REALLY bad writing ark dude.
It feels like I turned over 4 chapters in a book accidentally. Don't cheap out and skip over shit. Don't rush it.
I guess you shouldn't take this shit too seriously but if you don't want to write a story
don't write a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
>"Can you imagine what our daughters will look like with those eyes of yours?"
Hnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

I want to carry my chubby mouse waifu around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587099
Common sense means different things to different people. Like, if they agree with it, it's common sense, if they don't, it's not. So I have no clue what you want here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587121
Wait what. That's in support of reversed gender roles, you know.

Anyway, notice the people that actually like the monster don't include worse things that people dislike them include for whatever reason. I don't even see anything dominatrix about them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW i'm slowly turning into a mono-eye lover
>MFW I don't want to write any shorts in any capacity about them outside of maybe the occasional greentext
>MFW it's becoming increasingly hard for me to resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587134
Why don't you want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587134
There's a Gazer casting a spell on you every time you go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587128
I mean don't pull story arcs out of your fucking ass like
>>13587110
>>13587076
Did.
>hmmm, I'm writing a story but want to get to other parts
>I know! instead of actually writing something I"ll skip over anything good that keeps in pattern with the story and just get to HAPPY DAYS WE'RE ALL SMILES NOW!
It's such a fucking change from grim, Noir esque grit to tacky ass joke greentext. This would be fine if the whole thing wasn't a joke but this was apparently about a washed up druggie in a slum, not a slice of life anime.

[Anonymous No.]

God has not abandoned you /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587140
Okay, I can not do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
That hellhound looks soft with a capital S
I approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
>HEALTH Hellhound
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
I don't actually mind striped panties, so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587134
>mono-eye lover
Fucking degenerate
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
I want to hit her with a rolled up newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587146
Good werk. Especially if you're doing a long type story. Greentexts are basically fanfiction in it's dumbest but if you want to actually do work, then try to avoid tropes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
Yum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587152
Goddammit, misread that as "God has abandoned you", nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587134
Freak, I bet you want to lift up a lithe monoeye and push her down on your cock, slowly moving in and out as you whisper nice things into her ear and nibble at her neck before cumming into the deepest parts of her as she squeals in bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587088
>"We can't have those falling out now, can we?"
>You take up the third rope
>This part is the most difficult, it takes several minutes of calm, precise work as you loop the rope here, tie a knot there, and ultimately fashion a tight, rope harness for your captive
>The mouse whines and squeals a little as you pull the ropes tight
>Once it's finished, you sit back and admire your work
>It truly is a beautiful sight.
>The rope harness squeezes the Mouse's B-cup breasts and her erect little nipples poke through the thin fabric of her shirt
>The rope gently, yet firmly digs in to her crotch, parting her pussy lips lightly through her panties
>She wiggles around a little, testing her bonds
>She can barely move, the tight ropes around her arms, legs, stomach, chest and crotch hold her in place almost perfectly
>"Almost done, little Mouse. Almost done."
>You stifle a yawn as you reach for item three
>A red ball gag
>The mouse pales a bit when you hold the red ball connected to two black leather straps up to her face, but she opens her small mouth for it without any protest
>"That's a good little Mouse..."
>You praise her as you lift her dull, brown hair off of the back of her neck and buckle the ball gag tightly behind her head
>Her occasional squeaks have been reduce to the tiniest, muffled moans as she settles in and adjusts to the gag
>Her large, brown eyes blink at you imploringly as she lays there, completely helpless on your lap
>"One more thing, just give me a minute."
>You get up and deposit the bound Mouse on your bed before going to turn the lights off
>"Mmmm?"
>A curious, muffled grunt comes from the Mouse on the bed
>"What, the lights have to be off if I'm going to sleep. You know that, right?"
>The Mouse looks extremely puzzled
>"You'll see."
>You grin devilishly as you join the Mouse on the bed, pulling the covers back as you make yourself comfortable
>After you pull the covers up over the two of you, you gently pull the tied-up Mouse to your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587156
>try to avoid tropes
Wow, that's really... that's really something. It's like you think that's actually possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
Too fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587172
>Not liking pudgy bellies to cuddle and fondle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586976
Division of labor. In the past preparing the food was less physically demanding than obtaining it, so men focused on obtaining and women on preparing.

It doesn't make sense in a modern society, no, but in the past it did. That's where the perception comes from. Social norms often don't keep pace with the technological advancements that make them obsolete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587177
Go back to fat acceptance thread on dumbrl, fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587171
>Effort is too hard
>I just want the same stereotypical bullshit!
Suit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
Who drew this? The filename is gibberish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587168
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587172
Come on anon, it's for you to rub while she's sleeping.
The extra padding also makes her easier to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587172
>Too fat
She's just barely at "slight pudge"-tier, how is she too fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587156
>>13587182

>then try to avoid tropes.

Tropes are tools. Just because you avoid common conventions doesn't automatically make your story genius or good.

The word you're looking for is 'cliche'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587182
Don't get your panties in a knot, and tell me how to do a story with no tropes in it. Everything is a fucking trope anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587136

It's because any attempt to render them as something other than cute would utterly destroy me from the inside out, as if painting a morbid self-portrait.

>>13587163

You forgot the part where I pet her head and hug her close, not letting a drop escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587076
Man I love women with confidence. I hope it does not sound like tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587191
So render them as cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587187
>>13587188

Cliche IS admittedly a better word, but my point still stands does it not?
With the text I was talking about we switched from black humor and grit to a fucking K-on insert. It's just so damn dumb it's not even funny.
This is like splicing blade runner and daily life with a monster girl together, it doesn't fucking work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587197

But I can't do cute. That's absolutely heretical, especially given the only way people get their rocks off to Cyclopses is if they're being proactively bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587199
>tropes=cliches
Eugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587187
Even cliche isn't necessarily bad. Pretty sure what he's getting at is not just to crap out some by-the-numbers boilerplate garbage. And reinforcing the importance of consistency.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a women who doesn't follow stupid conventions set by society, whether it's those which are the norm, or those which a certain group advocates for. Best girls should be those who have never had contact with society at all, but is clever and knows respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587202
That's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587178
That still doesn't make any sense though, given I'm talking about an attitude that up until like, 50 years ago, women were expected to cook at home, yet were not really even allowed to be present in a professional cooking environment.

I suppose it's because up until comparatively recent times, women weren't allowed to be present in many professional environments, period. But that just makes the view that "Cooking is feminine" all the more mind-boggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587207
So girls raised by animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587204
I love how I didn't say that but you made yourself believe I did because you're an idiot.
trope=/=cliche.
I was using a word that wasn't ideal from what I wanted to describe. Are you happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587191
But then she might be knocked up. What kind of pervert ants to spawn more monoeyes into this world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587134
>>13587191
See
>>13582298

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587187
Even cliche can be good. An example I like to use is Pacific Rim. It's cliche as all hell, but still one of the most enjoyable films I've seen in a long time.

But I think I get your point. Cliches, tropes, they are as you say, tools. It's like the old saying goes, there are only 3 stories, and everything else is just a slightly altered version. The point is to use things in creative or subversive ways, rather than just using them for the sake of doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587216
The fact that you would mix those things up until someone pointed it out makes you the idiot, not me. Why are you so buttblasted? I didn't write the greentext you're hating on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587145
Damn nigga I would kill to get those thighs wrapped around my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587100
>>13587124
>"Wait, daughters?" She's already leaning for the kiss but backs out at your question
>She looks absolutely puzzled, as if you had just asked her if water was wet or if men liked tits.
>"Well yes, I'd expect that we can have one out before the end of the year if we get to work tonight."
>You're not exactly averse to children, but the idea of having a child with a woman you've just met feels wrong in all sorts of ways
>"I mean. I understand that monstergirls like daughters, but there's nothing wrong with waiting you know?" You chuckle. It's more than forced, but she doesn't respond with anything but a frown.
>"I've waited longer than most Anon. I'll be thirty in a year you know? My eighteen year old sister already has a third one on the way with her childhood friend."
>Her hands, both of them stronger than your entire body grip your shoulders. "Are you afraid of being a bad father? Is it the cooking thing? I'm sure you'll learn along the way. New experiences can be scary after all."
>"It's not that." It's definitely that, along with a multitude of other moral reservations that you have, but it feels like you're trying to talk to a wall at this point.
>"And what's up with you? You were perfectly fine with flirting and petting but the moment you see any responsibilities you turn pale? I like submissive men, not cowards you know."
>The next fifteen minutes are spent being scolded repeatedly for 'leading her on' as she puts it. A few customers point and laugh from the safety of their seats, but she's too busy reprimanding you to notice them.
>"So? You're either coming home with me tonight or not at all. I'm an understanding women, but I won't wait." Her rant comes to an end with a propisition.
>You feel somewhat overwhelmed, it's true that you were looking for a relationship, and that's exactly what she offered, but somehow a kid in your early twenties didn't fit into your lifeplan even with a monstergirl. You don't even have a good job.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
Don't be a coward and go home with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
>"I'm no coward, but I'm not stupid. I don't even have a job to support any kids we might have."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
Yeah, no. We aren't going. She doesn't even care for you enough to wait for a 2nd date or anything before de facto marriage? On top of the not liking for you not cooking thing, she clearly just wants a maid, cook, and toy, not someone to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586680
Wow, thanks .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
Fucking stand up for yourself!
You're not married to her, you just met her, you don't have to take that shit!

[Anonymous No.]

Short smut about a captured man and an organ destroyer equipped Kumiho.
http://pastebin.com/UnQxA3ef
If heavy femdom and futa aren't your thing, then don't click it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
GO HOME MARRY HER

SHE IS PERFECT MATERIAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587225
Oh my god people can occasionally misuse vocabulary, and then admit their wrongdoing to clarify their points. Such heinous crimes have been committed this day.

>>13587229
Listen, writebro, can I be honest with you? this doesn't match at all with the original gritty setup. Can you pick one side or the other and stick to it? I prefer the original but either is fine, just be consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
>CC Amazon
Hah.

Childhood Friends always a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587241
>Futa femdom kumiho
You're just trying for all the thread triggers, aren't you?
Might read for morbid curiosity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587243
It's called a genre shift; not everyone has to adhere to your particular preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587241
Why don't you just take your shit to /d/ then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587252
Anon don't respond, we've been over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586992
And cutting off a girl's clitoris with broken glass or whatever is handy is a culture thing in some places, saying it's a "thing" doesn't make it good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587241
You gay, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
Good, now we can get away
Amazon a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587253
A genre shift literally MID STORY?
Dude, you know perfectly well that's dumb. If you regret the original grit that's fine, but don't act like that shit is logically or structurally sound. Don't be George Lucas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
>She's a cake
Oh well, now I understand. Tell her that you will accept only if you can have a few more dates with her before it

>>13587241
You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587237
She's a CC monstergirl, I won't hold it against her for that. Most are like that, Amazon, or not. I don't think we should go home with her, but I think that's an unfair assessment. Plenty of men have done the same to women, and many ended up loving their wives. She wants a househusband, like someone wants a traditional housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587243
>Oh my god
So you're not going to calm down? Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
Impregnate the Amazon.
Do it now.
Make her a Momazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586750

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
"A few more dates can't hurt."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587168
>"Oh shit! I almost forgot! Silly me..."
>You release the helpless Mouse from your gentle hug and fumble around in the dark
>You finally find the remote to the vibrators
>You flip the single switch on the pink, plastic box
>"MMmmmph!"
>the mouse squeals through her gag s the vibrators come to life inside of her, sending scintillating pleasure throughout her tiny, rope covered body
>"You see, little Mouse, these are a special, magic type of vibrator. It has a very particular enchantment, you see."
>"Mmm?"
>"Once it's on, it can sense your arousal and adjust it's speed to keep you as close to orgasm as possible."
>"Mmmm..."
>"Yeah, doesn't that sound nice? It sounds nice to me too. There is a catch though. It won't let you cum, no matter what you do.
>"MMMMmphh?!"
>"I can't have you cumming while I'm a sleep now, can I?"
>"Mmm! Mpheee! Mheeee!"
>The mouse struggles and sputter against her ball gag pleadingly
>"I told you you were being punished, right? You told me you wanted me to teach you a lesson, so here it is! Goodnight, little Mouse!"
>You pull her in close again, wrapping yourself around the helpless creature with your whole body
>She struggles around a little bit, but even in your grip combined with the tight ropes hugging her whole body, you barely feel anything
>You had been waiting for this for far too long.
>The warm, petite body of the mouse cuddled tightly against you is very calming, and you find yourself drifting off to sleep, despite her frequent small moans and muffled squeaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
Damn man, you're not letting up. Wish I'd been around to make requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587257
Come on. The closest equivalent is more like everyone's grandparents or great-grandparents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587267
Didn't even read the entire post.
This is like a 3rd grader's improvised book report, he didn't read anything but he just wants to talk about something.

My point still stands. If you want to say it doesn't then okay, sure, provide a counter argument. Don't go babbling around pointlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587210

Name one time Anons enjoyed anything but a Cyclops being bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
any chance of drawing a certain werecat mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587262
You a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
>the stream was dead while you were still drawing that
Less pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
Welp mine didn't get done but then again this is 3 in one thread so not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587264
Calm down, anon. It's a 4chan greentext, not a published novel. Who cares what the author does? People are enjoying it, that's all that matters. Don't go all autistic because it's improper or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
Oh shit nigga you're still going? Can you do a Khornate Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587285
That picture. I enjoy it. Checkmate, atheist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
>kiss-shot
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586996
Because they are? Played straight any Amazon would rape the shit out of a man for everyone to see, to show how she owns him.

>inb4 that's exaggerated

Read the damn profile.

>inb4 KC says...

No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587295
>Guro-themed monster girls.

No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587292
Because I am a complete and utter cynic and perfectionist who has realized that emotions are obsolete and joined the borg.

Well not really but I just want all of my everything to be 100% perfect. Do it once well or don't do it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
Hey less if you ever feel like it can you do something with a Mantis?

Maybe a Mantis nibbling her husband's head because her daughter walking in on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587298
Wait. Why do you care about the profile if you don't care what KC says?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587298
Oh god, how brutal

Truly, having a woman ride you in public is so harmful and heinous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587305
Maybe you shouldn't do it at all. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587307
Because he's autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587312
I would actually find it pretty unpleasant, I ain't into that. I just ignore that part of their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587313
I'm not that lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587269
I prefer when the vampire is the one making me blush to be honest, but it looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Small gift before going to sleep anons, Miia's mom. Til next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587323
But you're not doing it perfectly, or even well, so you shouldn't do it at all, like you yourself said. So what's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587264
Writefag here. Just to let you know that I have not responded to any post outside of the story so far (beside that one post). You're discussing this with other Anons.

I do appreciate the criticism and I understand that I did jump between evil amazon to good amazon too fast, but I mostly did that as a setup for the last post and not just trying to turn the wheel willy nilly on how the story goes.

In any case, I guess I just don't want the story to be completely about a shitty Anon's shitty life. If it were like that then there'd be no reason to call it a cyoa seeing as how it's going to be dark no matter what happens. There's gotta be some leeway between the shittiness of life in the city and the fantastical nature of monster girls.

but it's a cyoa precisely because of that. If you want it to remain gritty and cruel then reply in such a way that the next choice will be gritty and to your liking. The wheel is partially in your hands unless every other anon want to turn it in another way.

Again, sorry if I turned you off from the story because I really do hate it when I disappoint someone like that, but I just want to write something that can be interesting and fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
Man Loen really nailed the "skanky whore" look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587273
>The Mouse can already feel herself at the edge, the large vibrators mercilessly teasing her deep inside her pussy and anus were almost unbearable
>The more she tries to struggle, the more the crotch-rope digs into her clit
>She hopelessly tries to squat at it and rub herself on it, but to no avail
>"Mmmphh! Mmmphmrr! Phmmff mmnhmmpf mmmheee! Pphmmmf nnf mhmeem cmmmm!"
>Try as she might, she can't get more than desperate, muffled moans past the large, red ball buckled tightly in her mouth
>She is stuck there, helpless as you use her as your own, little living body pillow, constant teasing and pleasure spasming throughout her small body
>It will be several hours before she is finally relieved of this beautifully torturous pleasure
>She spends the whole night frustratingly, tantalizingly close to orgasm
>Every time she feels she is close, the vibrator slows, or even stops
>She cries out desperately through her ball gag and struggles against the ropes in vain, but you are far too deep in sleep to hear her
>Even in your sleep, you can't stop smiling
>dreams of how you will reward her for her patience in the morning and maybe even in times past that dance in your head
>It wouldn't be bad to have a little company after all

Yeah, that was fucking hot.

pastebin is here.
http://pastebin.com/HEtcUqd6

Also, I turned Mega-Holst into a story. Not much has changed at all except the format, but for those who haven't seen it at all, there it is.
http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
Daaaaayum, Loen.
Sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
God DAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
Unf. Based Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587298
I have read the profile. For most of history men have owned their wives. That can mean a lot of different things and scenarios. A lot of monsters rape in MGE, big deal. It doesn't even mention how ferocious they are like Ogres. Just that they regard men as frail folk who belong at home and they like public sex. Doesn't mention slaves, food, or prey either. They're not just recoloured dark elves.

Really, they seem kind of mild by MGE standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587296

I meant in writing, fuckle duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587229
WHatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
By the- UNF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587338
But you are writing. That's the way you're communicating with us right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon claims he doesn't want women who follow traditional gender roles in society
>"Why can't I be in the kitchen for a change? I want a confident, independent woman who don't care what no man thinks"
>He gets just that, in the form of sluts, sex positive girls, feminists, the rest
>RAWR! ALL WOMEN ARE SUCCUBI WHO WANT TO NTR YOU! 3D IS PD!
>brings the same crap to monstergirls

I swear to God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587320
The way I see it wouldn't be that weird in their culture. Like a country full of nudists. If everyone is having that kind of sex then I can deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
That shading, god damn. My penis can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587333
>Yeah, that was fucking hot.
Hell yeah it was.

[Anonymous No.]

Be wary guys, .Less is preparing another epik trole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587330
A different write fag here.

In DnD they have an informal rule called Rule Zero, which to put it succinctly, is to "have fun". Many believe that DMs should put this rule above all others, since the entire purpose of playing a game in the first place is to have fun. So for the sake of enjoyment, they are sometimes willing to bend rules so their players have a good time.

The same philosophy should apply to writing, particularly interactive types like greentext CYOAs. Ignore that autist, and just do what you feel like doing or what you think people will enjoy the most. Literary rules be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
O-oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587347
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587357
No anon. Having fun is irrelevant. People have to obey the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587347
Oglaf. It is always relevant.
No matter the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587349
I'm really shy. I might be able to get used to it, but it would take time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587330
Don't take this the wrong way- I am a stickler for my own content but that doesn't mean you have to be. If you want to go happy days with this go fucking nuts, just do try not to splice 5 minutes of the human centipede in the middle you know?

I disagree with the second to last line about steering in a gritty direction as the story was steered by your writing off of the grit, which would be fine if the result wasn't such a change. Pick a mood and roll with that.

BUT!
You can't please anyone and don't pander to much for fools. Keep consistent and write whatever the fuck you want. Seriously.
Don't take my nagging as some sort of gorden ramsey bullshit, just more of an eybrow-raising-question, I'm not gonna tell you to shut up and gtfo because as you said yourself,
this is still your story. I don't think the other repplier is right but it is true that you shouldn't take a greentext to seriously.

>>13587329
Or maybe I'm actually a writefag in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit a chubby hinezumi in my lap and nibble her ears while my chubby familiar naps next to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587347
There's a difference between wanting a strong willed woman and the shit 3DPD provides.
Anons might want a woman who takes charge, takes what she wants, etc, but that also comes attached to a woman that loves you, shows that she loves you and respects you.
What you're talking about is just shitty human beings who'll take all of your money, offer you nothing in return and then cheat on you on the bed that you paid for in the home you pay the rent/mortgage on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587355
So?

Dude can draw what he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587352
Glad you enjoyed it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587312
Yeah that's totally all there is to it.

>>13587314
Ebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587345

In writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587368
>Keep your writing consistent
>In a CYOA story, where random anons control the plot

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Good news, less is drawing a MILF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587379
Does she have a ____?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587378
I meant the mood.
So, the story is grit with events that are controlled by doods.
Or it's a goofy stupid thing that's just supposed to make you laugh, controlled by doods.

Make more sense?

Again, as I and the writer and the other dude said it's kinda dumb to over-analyze everything but I'm just picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587355
Let me guess, it involves a certain monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587383
an ass? yes, yes she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587375
Everything else is addressed in another post. Not much else I can add to that, but it does shutdown the rape being rougher or worse than any other rape in MGE. I'll just say no one who likes a monster fills in the blanks with the worst interpretations. Hard to believe, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587379
MILFs are garbage, and so are monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

Is shitposting on the internet really so much more fun than taking your Dark Elfu to the beach and buying her ice cream so you can watch her eat it as sluttily as possible, just for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587364
Funny thing is in BDSM context it just looks like a comic made by a butthurt Dom who wanted to be serviced and only found subs who wanted the same. There's servicing and receiving. Doms and Subs can be either depending on the dynamic and a few other factors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587392
>That swimsuit
>Those ears
>That breast physics
>That implied blowjob Popsicle eating
this entire post is wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587392
I hate monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587392
Yes because I hate the beach. It's so bright and wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587388
Well, wonderful. That's all that is really important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587379
>>13587387
>>13587390

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587399
Shh anon, shh, all subs are lazy pieces of shit and all men are pigs and yadda yadda yadda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587392
That dark elf is too thin to be one of mine but yes, I'd take them there for a day off.
They would need to share a room thought because we will have group cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587407
>Mark Hamil will never be Joker ever again
Despair, but also despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587400
>wut
This concept you call wut confuses and frightens me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587400
The fuck are you on bout? There's nothing wrong with the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587389
>>13587337

>rape

It's about painting ama ons as doting girls who wants what's best for their husband's, which is absolute bullshit, you are property and Moe amazonfags should stop shilling already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587407
Bollocks pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587392
Yes, if it were an Alp it might've been different

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587417
I must admit, putting her in a skimpy swimming suit and giving her nothing but phallic food to eat would be delightfully amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587415
I can without a shadow of a doubt say that bollocks isn't responsible for this.
Just blame a certain sandwich-stealing bum in a satan onesie
I'll delete it after 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587407
http://puu sh/i9jfD/218474c66f.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you faggots in /d/ yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587428
D is for images, this is a discussion thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587417
Wouldn't you rather the Alp's nee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587428
Because /d/ is inside of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587428
Why is /jp/ deleted yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587428
Because we're trying to grab your prize.

We work for the mercenary. The masked man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587426
I'm talking to him in the stream right now.
>>13587428
Did you come in here just to ask that question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587433
I'd rather put the alp on the sister and pump them both full till pregnancy is confirmed for each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587440
That sounds like a lot of effort, having two girls with kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587433
I'd them both at the same time, but I'm afraid I'd show some bias for the Alp.

Maybe we both the Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587392
>>13587417
>>13587423
I want to force Chubby Alp Senpai into a swimsuit that doesn't fit her than remove it while all her friends from school look at her flabby naked body and mock her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587414
Again. Wive's have been property of their husbands for a good amount of history. Including a lot of people's grandmother's. And again, they don't use slave like Dark Elves' do. I think that's an important distinction.

I don't think they're so moe about it but it's nowhere as black and white as you're making it out to be. They very well could be demanding, and controlling. But at the end of the day they'd also show that affection that's portrayed occasionally.

Also, you can fuck off with the shilling shit. That's just people enjoying a monster you don't like. You can fuck right off with that.
Don't expect everyone to go with the worst interpretation out of a single word like ownership. Even then there's not much else said about what happens afterwards other than you have public sex every so often. They're interpretation has just as much of a right to exist as your's does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587448
Ganging up on the poor Alp imouto? That's so mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587428
Because you have 50 onaholes.

Because /jp/ is for discussion of crap from Japan and that's exactly what we're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587449
Fuck off with your TG fetish, inari

[Anonymous No.]

>Amazons are man-eating, 3DPD-tier incapable-of-love whores who will beat you up and rape other cute boys in front of you!
No, they are stereotypical husbands during the fifties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587272
>>13587265
>"What if we were to meet up again in a few da-"
>Her large and tanned hand slams against the table with enough force to leave you reeling. There's a look on her face that reminds you of your twelfth grade calculus teacher when you failed an exam.
>"I've made it perfectly clear. We leave together right now, or I leave alone." Her voice leaves no room for doubt, this isn't something she'll budge on.

>(There are three for and four against. Amazon loses.)

>It takes you a second to find your voice, but when you do you almost regret it.
>"I'm sorry, but I'm just not ready for that level of commitment so fast."
>Her expression is one of annoyance mixed with disappointment. She gets to her feet and walks to the door.
>Just before exiting she turns to you one final time "Don't bother calling me if you change your mind. I'd never take such a coward for a husband."
>That hurts you in a variety of ways you didn't know you could hurt, but it's good to know it wouldn't work right now rather than when she's cupping her pregnant belly.
>Either way the result is clear. You get up from the shitty seat and pay for your drink. The girl at the register prompts you to pay for the amazoness as well but you only have the five dollars.
>In the end you were chased out, that's another cafe you can't return to now.
>You wander around for a while with no real aim before ending up back at the shitty apartments right around sunset.
>The crusty white ceiling is as enchanting as ever before. You end up looking through the three profiles you had picked out a while ago.
>Maybe now would be a good time to give them a try? Maybe even do something else entirely.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587447
All daughterus are wonderful.
It would be worth it.

>>13587449
You know this ends in her depression eating ice cream at home.
I'll have you if you don't want her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587459
Pretty much how I view them. But with more of a Native American spin on it. There's already a ton of monsters like Ogre, Orcs, and Dark Elves who are more likely candidates for this behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587459
OH fuck that might be even worse
That would like spawn theredpill: amazon edition

>>13587462
so back to grit? Okay... Well she was shit anyway. Bicorn next. Same strategy. Try to be on time as well you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587459
>incapable-of-love
>SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!
Are people still going on about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587456
That's the penance she has to pay for being cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
can i just erase the top cheek marks and pretend that that's Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587471
The 3DPD behavior for the latter three races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587478
She's not cute on purpose! She didn't ask for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587462
Contact each of them via the MG Dating Site so we get some more information on what each is like before deciding the next date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587481
The question is, who can stop you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587453
You're wasting your time, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587471
>But with more of a Native American spin on it.
I hate the faggot who named that stupid, fucking ass-long river like that just because he saw some naked girls hunting for a living there.
Amazons are Mediterranean. Practically Greek.
Not some bullshit forest dwelling natives living in huts made of wood and mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587462
Bicorn. Also this. >>13587485

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587453
>history
>grandparents

Tell me again how you grandfather hilted himself in your grandmother in full view of the neighborhood while screaming "this pussy is mine!"

And it is shilling, since you do it constantly, then bitch when people call you out, and it's extra stupid in Amazon's case when domination is all they're about, that's their thing "fuck yeah women big and strong, men frail to cook and fuck". You fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587415

http://i.imgur.com/RnHBl1S.jpg

>Posting Joker laughing suddenly makes me NegaWalker 2.0 Bob.exe Electric Boogaloo

Wrong guy you have there, friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587486
I don't want to hurt Loen's feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587464
>You know this ends in her depression eating ice cream at home.
Of course. How else should it end? Chubby Alp Senpai gets chubbier, lonelier, and more depressed.

Just as nature intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587494
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587325
>>13587269
>>13587145
>>13586922
>>13586680
>And so, /mgt/ got 5 new pieces of artwork that day
Damn.
This is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587462
Meh, I was here for the amazoness, unless people vote to go after her or something like that I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587462
My what a poorly written amazon.

Okay okay, it doesn't matter. She a basic bitch. Stay classy, fuck the bicorn, try to be on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587481
Im still lurking, watching some animu before heading bed. At first it was Miia, but then realized she was too slutty and decided to go with her mom. Added cheek marks, longer hair, lipstick, small extra in her dorito and done. Do as you want anon, I dont mind. Also, in the next days expect a yandere living doll sketch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587503
Nyet Anon.
The chubbier Alp Senpai is getting head pats and romance.
Even if I have to break down her door, drag her out of the house, and put her in a frilly dress before buying her dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587506
Tell me about moe manticores who make you breakfast in bed and read stories to you sempai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587510
There's a sixth coming.

[Anonymous No.]

I want you all to never go away and remain trapped in this place forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586355
If you're still doing some, I have two suggestions.
A ryu giving a love confession, maybe based on the picture.
Or Homura from Senran Kagura as a salamander, with all 6 swords plus the one on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587513
What you would have to do is make Miia look meek.
I mean she's nude, most likely in front of Darling, how else would she look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587522
I love you too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587524
Oh hey, I remember that pic from when there was a Ryu guy for MGK. Whatever happened to him? Did Anubisfucker absorb him like an amoeba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587521
The one with the monsterboyshit doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587521
Ooooooh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587494
Don't be obtuse. I meant that you can have a loving relationship when the dynamic is unequal.

>and it's extra stupid in Amazon's case when domination is all they're about

Different flavors of domination, and how people like such things to play out. There's more to it than that. They're not Orcs or even Dark Elves. There's room to fill in the blanks for how the dynamic plays out for the cooking, and son. Similarly Hellhounds also regard men as frail and there's a big part of the profile talking about how they love their husbands and protect them.

>since you do it constantly

I don't, you autist. You've clashed with different people in different threads. At least 3-4 people. Stop with the bogeyman shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587531
I'm here, but I kept missing them when they came around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587536
*and so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587513
thank you loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587544
I really don't like loen's eyes and mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587510
The Hellhound stuff was actually something commisioned by a visitor in the stream.

Apparently that Hellhound is actually a "Hellsune".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587537
Well that must be a little sucky.
You'd still waifu her, right? Even if there's Ophy, an Ushi Oni who likes Miyazaki films, or Wurm and Sandworm to choose from?

[Anonymous No.]

Amazons will always be shit here because stories about them are written and read with the expectation that they would act like women despite being in the position of a man, rather than acting like a man with a vagina.

If a man walked out on a woman like the amazon did on her date he would be seen like a complete asshole and the one at fault by everyone on the restaurant. But because has a vagina everyone expects them to be treated like a woman rather than the 'stronger sex' in the species like men arguably are in human society.

If you want a to write a stereotypical amazon correctly you have to be able to write a dominant male with a vagina interacting with women with penises, whether these are 'submissive' or not.


That said, I want to dominate and mindbreak a proud amazon into my personal cum dumpster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587551
Cuddling, all the cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587557
Yes, shy girls pull my heartstrings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587525
Just now realizing I was replying to Loen when I meant to reply to the other guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587559
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587549
Loen's lips are god tier though.

though I'm not liking his new style's face shapes as much as his old one's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587559
>Spoiler
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587562
Well, I don't even really now if she's shy anymore. Characters mutated after a while.

>>13587563
Took you long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587531
>Did Anubisfucker absorb him like an amoeba?
Fun fact, I don't much care for Ryus.
I like wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587549
Loen's lips are a champion of god, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587472
>>13587512
My punctual niggers. I bet his tardiness was at least 25% of what dried up her pussy. Dude had nothing to do but prepare for the date and shitpost online. How did the useless fuck manage to be late?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587572
Those lips shall forever haunt me as one of the most bewitching, enticing things I have ever beheld.

Based. Just...based.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night everyone, please don't burn down the thread.
Every time you do, you make a werekitten, werepup, and dormouse baby cry.
You don't want that to happen do you?
They'd call you a dummy and a meanie if you did and talk about how you won't get a hug until you say you're "sowwy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587559
If you don't give it thought, maybe.

There's some interesting novels about role reversed settings.With plenty of worldbuilding. That's when these things really shine, when you do lots of worldbuilding and a unique culture for reversed roles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587575
>I don't much care for Ryus
You have gone from my nigga to a complete fag faster than Paul Walker went from Fast and Furious to Gone in Sixty Seconds.
Too soon jokes aside, it's your taste. I like wings but still like Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587577
Useless enough to not be able to cook anything other than mac and cheese. I mean shit, can't you at least cook a hotdog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587536
>I don't

I meant peoole who like Amazon. They want to rid them of the stigma, it's not gonna happen, right there in their profile their views are clear, men exist to fuck and be owned. Plus, it's an Amazon, what comes to mind when you hear that? Man hating bitches who only use men to reproduce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587578
Notice the Adam's Apple on the neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587580
>please don't burn down the thread
Let's be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587580
Will they forgive me if I write more guide puppy? And other cute stuff since nobody wants to read what I'm doing right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587587
Who ever is writing this should just give up and start with a new character. This guy not killing himself is breaking my suspension of disbelief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587593
Do it.
Please do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587593
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Aww shit, aww shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587593
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587600
Its happening.

[Anonymous No.]

IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587485
>That night you send each of them a message while not really expecting much out of it.
>From there you wait about ten minutes before getting your first reply.
>Not surprisingly it's from the hobgoblin. She's absolutely ecstatic to hear that you're interested and wants to know where you live or if you want to know where she lives or if you want to chat or exchange sexts or ERP.
>Basically, she wants you to talk to her right now in any way you can.
>She also mentions having recently graduated from highschool and being inexperienced when it comes to romance.
>You decide that it's better to let that one stew for a while. It didn't seem like she was going anywhere anyway.
>Your second reply comes from the mandragora about two days later in the middle of your shift. She asks what your favorite anime is and if you're playing anything right now. What consoles you own and your steam username.
>She proudly ends her reply by telling you that she's a wizard, which you take to mean that she is over thirty and not that she has magical powers.
>The Bicorn responds a few hours after that with a lovely letter thanking you for taking interest in her profile and asking if you like tea before inviting you over to her house for a quick date whenever you have the time.
>She ends her message by apologizing for her lewd nature and asking if you happen to be a virgin or if you're more experienced than she is.
>It's dark out and the sounds of the city are beginning to die out. The only light in your room is the computer monitor casting shadows into the tiny room you call home.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587593
Haha, are you the amazon guy? Keep writing, it could be good.

>>13587596
Personally I like it but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587606

Go fight your 4 Darkwraiths, Oroboro.

[Anonymous No.]

last one for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
This is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
goddamn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
I regret nothing in requesting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Eh, not the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587584
It's not as if I dislike Ryus.
Really, I don't dislike any MG.

Just as far as dragons go, I prefer the ones with wings.
Ryus are still lovely regardless of course.

>>13587591
Not really. Wouldn't care if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587607
All three are good. Write your interests, be polite, but not fucking faffy. Just be honest. Also be on time.
Scedule your shit

also maybe if you wind up getting bicorn you can form a harem with the others but maybe I'm just daydreaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Fuck you, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
If you didn't know it was coming you only have yourself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
[DESIRE TO REMOVE INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587617

Fuck off Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Blue board.
Also, why.
Why do you do this?
You were doing so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587593
>Guide puppy

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587593
>More Guide Puppy
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
>Not even futa
God damnit, who's ready to shop the one on bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587621
As I said it's your tastes.

>Not really
Look at the bump in the neck. The bump that is 100% nonexistent in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587607
Crap. The bicorn seems pretty normal while the other two seem bonkers. Suspiciously so.

I'm guessing there's a 50% chance she's either going to poison the tea or knock us over the head with a bat.

But she was polite, and probably no less clingy than the Hobgoblin.

So I say go with the Hobgoblin or Bicorn first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587629
I'm not bollocks.
he's going to be calling this HARAM within the next 2-3 minutes when he sees this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587608
No, that's a different guy.
>>13587598
>>13587599
>>13587603
>>13587634
I'll try a bit tonight but I have a persistent headache so don't expect too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Yay, two cat-butts for the fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Phat Cat Mamma Ass.
Teenie Weenie Feline Willy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587644
Get well soon, champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587642
I'm telling you, harem route is possible: >>13587623

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587639
I see what you're talking about. And in fact, it's not impossible for women to have that sort of distinction around their necks. But even so, and given that the image cuts off right there, I don't really think it's distinct enough to be an Adam's Apple.

And again, wouldn't care, even if it was.

Also, just from a more meta standpoint, do you really think that Loen, Loen of all people, would do or even imply such a thing as you are implying? Even if I did think it was distinct enough to be an Adam's Apple, I'd still chalk it up to artistic error and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
You always end disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
You know, if you're set on being a fag, why not go the whole mile and make it a barbed cock? Also, why is he flaccid with a catgirl naked on top of him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Guess it's back to requesting drawings elsewhere until people finish sorting out...whatever this is.

Any chance of you accepting requests tomorrow at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587658
He did this intentionally, with no regrets either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
I will allways love you less
even if the one on bottom isnt' futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587661
that's his mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587661
>Also, why is he flaccid with a catgirl naked on top of him?
Because he doesn't have a cock in his ass yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587656
Are you saying Loen is incapable of doing something very subtle for shits and giggles?
Well, we really don't know a lot about it, so it's hard to say either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587661
That's his mom and they are both looking at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587661

Not everybody pops wood to their mom straddling them you heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
YES
E
S

Though I would prefer if catboy was fucking in his boipussy while fucking his mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
>>13587668
Epic xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
Just report and ign--ah, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587612
I just realized, he forgot to put the fur on the trap's other leg.

[Anonymous No.]

All this new art has inspired me to create another masterpiece!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587661
They look related. Maybe he isn't into incest?
From the way they're looking at the viewer they could also both be waiting to get fucked by some self-insert.

Wait, why the fuck am I reasoning this out? Stop asking questions, Anon, you're making me gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright everyone, let's write a letter to less telling him how we really feel about his Trap Monster Girls. I'll start.

Dear less,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587685
I don't fuck stutterers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587671
That's no excuse damn you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
Stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
My cock is erect. Do more.
Love anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
Grow up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
Make more traps with boipussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
>Trap Monster Girls

So reverse traps? Or do you mean Trap Monster Boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
Just

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587676
>Not everybody
You mean gays? Is the catboy gay?
That makes sense, nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
I prefer anatomically correct penises and futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
in my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
thank you for drawing more trapcat and his mom, you wonderful faggot <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587663
.less does these "Requests" whenever he's feeling bored and just wants to do some mindless drawing practice.

And God Bless him for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
>If you're going to do traps, please do reverse traps from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
thank you for rattling the cage of all these insecure faggots. You're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587589
>Man hating bitches who only use men to reproduce

Funny thing. I initially assumed that too, but after reading many other profiles, reading their profile while not adding anything else based on biases, and keeping in mind that each monster is supposed to be something you'd want to some extent....

I found them not that bad. I would probably choose Amazon over a lot of other Dom monsters because they feel pretty open ended.

Sure, Amazons can be huge bitches in other works, but so can dragons and other monsters.

>men exist to fuck and be owned

This is wrong by the way. The owned thing comes from a single word regarding the exhibitionism part. "Ownership", and really I hate to be a broken record but it doesn't come across that bad. When they don't even use the word "slave" here. The worst that could happen in terms of the whole 'owned' thing is just that public sex display. Anything else is filling in the blanks with bad stuff.

Again, there is a monster with the mindset you're describing. Dark Elf. That Monkey MG is more of a manhater than anything based on them not respecting humans and outright mocking them. Or vampire. People should really pay attention.

All it says is that they think men are frail and pretty much belong in the kitchen. This could very well mean that they do dote and protect the weaker sex. At least the latter thing since they mention men being frail. Why treat delicate glass roughly, after all? It's all up to interpretation and how people think such things would be portrayed. Which for people who like Amazons, tends to be less shitty things. There is precedent for that too considering Dark Elves are much tamer than one would imagine.

Of course, people who like them tend not to imagine bad things. It doesn't seem that complicated to me.

You don't have to like them. It makes me wonder what you want from Amazon fans. Can they only like this monstergirl if they enjoy it in the way you dislike it? Or something? Just let them be.

[Anonymous No.]

>Less might be a faggot, but at least he does it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587686
Correct on all counts.

Given it's the same Trap Cat and Mom Cat that .less has drawn twice. First time was Trap Cat being fucked, and then Trap Cat being teased about it by his All-too-Understanding Mother.

And now, pt.3, MILF Cat offers herself up to her son's BF along with him.
Probably anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587642
>>13587623
lets leave it up to here for now seeing as how everyone's pretty pissed.

I'll ask sometime tomorrow if you guys want to continue or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587723
Are you guys seriously creating a plot behind Trap Cat and Mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587726
It's just a pic dude don't overthink it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587729
Just report and ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587721
I've told you before, man. You are wasting your time with that faggot. Logic isn't going to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587705

Given the catboy was first commissioned getting fucked in the ass by some anonymous male there's a pretty big chance that he's either bi or gay.

What i'm more disappointed is the fact that his dear old mom isn't taking the initiative to ride that little faggot ragged and miking every little drop of seed from him in an attempt to "fuck away the gay". Especially considering you're more related to your siblings than you are your parents so getting his mom knocked up would be less detrimental than say, an older sister.

But who am I kidding, it's forbidden love and to feed the fire would only incite more autistic shitposting from a group of very fickle people in a very broad spectrum of fetishes involving Monster Girls.

Wouldn't be a bit surprised if a certain faggot was to blame for getting .less to draw this debauchery and post it on a fucking blue board because apparently neither one of them cares (kind of like him and Bob) about what anybody in here thinks.

Just my two cents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
Stop doing gay shit you asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587729
Not really. Just seems like the most likely series of events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587722
But he doesn't, that's the best part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587723
Links to first two pics?

>>13587733
Fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587736
Why would she want to fuck away the gay when the previous image with her was being all giddy about her son being a little gay bitch?

She'd probably get off on watching him having his ass plowed as she looks on from above him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587685
Surely a fit Alp is more fun than whatever .less made!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587687
>>13587694
>>13587695
>>13587696
>>13587698
>>13587699
>>13587701
>>13587702
>>13587707
>>13587711
>>13587713
>>13587714
>>13587718
>>13587719
>>13587737
Alright, sending now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587745
Trap-Cat taking it up the butt: http://i.imgur.com/slhcwBT.png

Gay Fangirl Mom: http://i.imgur.com/9NpxSaX.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587750
I fucking love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587721
>They'd dote and protect
>Hard ass warrior women who view men as their leaders

You're doing it again.

You really expect me to read all that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587750
According to his livestream chat, he posted that cat-trap pic in the thread, which means he was visiting it until at least that post time.

He got a 15 min ban for it though

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it all, let everything in.

Burn this shithole down to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587750
At least separate replies with commas fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587750
How fitting. It actually makes a sort of schizophrenic sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587759
>Burn this shithole down to the ground.
Since the assblast isn't Defconn 9 like the Cait Siths reveal. I guess we're here to stay schnookums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587759
You know, I normally say that everyone shouldn't every night but now...
Do it.
Ignore everything I've ever said and burn down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587721
Forgot

>owned doesn't mean what you think it means

Don't quote KC's bullshit at me please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587756
No I'm not. And I have no fucking idea how you got

>who view men as their leaders

From any of that. Your reading comprehension needs work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587753
That's fucking hot
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

How long have we been on page 10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587767
>>13587759
You realize you literally can't burn these threads down because the mods are overreactive faggots who ban people because the mods want their perfect hugbox preserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587768
The profile you hate them over is also KC bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Die and stay dead /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587766
>Beautiful ass being covered by tail
>Still no Kakuen art
.less, please, what are you ding with yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587756
*their lessers

[Anonymous No.]

Human shields!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587633
This http://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp

Now, lets see what I can do with this head figurative parasite gnawing the back of my head.

>It's time for you to enter preschool
>As a blind kid you're obviously nervous about it
>The morning goes a lot like the others with April waking you up and getting you ready for the day
>She's excited too, her tail refuses to stop wagging behind her
>The whole ride to the preschool April tells you about all the things she sees outside the window
>Once your mother parks the car, April helps you get out
>You can't see anything but you can hear the sound of kids playing nearby
>April takes your hand firmly as soon as you're stepped foot in the parking lot
>You follow her a bit awkwardly, the puppy leading you through a door as the sounds of kids gets louder
>After your mother talks with the woman at the desk, you're allowed to enter the area where all the noise is coming from
>April shows you the way in at your pace, not once letting go of your hand
>All the other kids seem to be occupied with their own games and friends, so you two are left alone for now
>You hear a familiar, quiet voice as you approach
>"G-good morning a-anon."
>It's May
>April says good morning to the were-kitten herself
>And you reply afterwards
>May stays quiet for a few moments
>Just when you think something is wrong she takes your free hand on the other side
>Her paw's hold is a lot weaker than April's
>And this makes it a lot harder to move around
>April squeezes your hand a bit harder, you can feel her looking around you at May
>With what sort of look you couldn't tell
>Your mother says goodbye before giggling at your predicament
>It doesn't help you feel less embarrassed by it
>Well, at least it can't get worse
>An adult voice enters the play area
>"Alright kids, make a circle and we'll introduce ourselves to each other!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587766
Is that the whole image?
iqdb gives nothing but that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587759
No. YOU bitch out if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587775
I want to hug a Hellhound's box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587681
oops. here
http://puu sh/i9lkZ/ff9eda10e1.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587775
I know but this is the kind of intentional shit stirring that just kills my drive and interest to do anything.
It's not like he's stepping on a landmine he didn't see, he knows what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587790
There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587790
When are you gonna start drawing more of the new girls, .less?
Come on. Monkey ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587792
You're just being baited. Why the fuck does some mboy pic on the web piss you off so much? Live and let live, it doesn't matter. All the weird fucks prefer katawachan and d anyway, it's not like we'll ever be invaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587786
Hey Nyanon, can you give a quick paragraph synopsis of what Helheim is about? I don't like to get into stories and quit half-way, so I try to make sure any longer stories are my cup of tea before getting into them. Minimal spoilers, plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587797
>it's not like we'll ever be invaded
No-one ever told you about how we got invaded by /d/ back in the /a/ days, did they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587750
And he already sent his public statement and reply!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587769
See >>13587768
>>13587782

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587797
I'm not angry, just depressed.
I like .less's art but it's like playing Russian roulette where you take a dick every third chamber and we get to deal with a shit storm for a while.
We had a good thing going then "Bam!" dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587786
This is gonna be good.
I'm sure you liked that mouse story from earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587786
Heart Attacks R Us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587803
Didn't need to, It's hard not to come across that on the archives. Doesn't bug me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587797
>Live and let live

Look at all the alpfagotry we have to deal with now because of that attitude. NEVER AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587811
Status quo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587818
You got a problem with Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587811
The thing is, the shitstorms arn't caused by his art, just people in the hugbox. They just can't stand to have their precious internet echo chamber even SLIGHTLY contested, so they throw a shit fit.

>>13587818
Thanks for confirming my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587811
Well, what can you do? Despite the entitlement raging all up in here, less doesn't belong to /mgt/. He's allowed to draw stuff whether we like it or not.

Folks are just too used to the informal echo-chamber rules where certain topics are VERBOTEN, so aren't used to or can't simply ignore stuff outside their comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587797
>it's not like we'll ever be invaded
So innocent.

>>13587811
Thankfully we have Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587790
Thanks!
Keep up the good work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587828
But posting dicks is like, against the rules. It's a blue board and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587828
Thank you. This is the truth.

>>13587830
>>it's not like we'll ever be invaded
>So innocent.
You realize I was around then right? And I didn't give a fuck then either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587805
>GreenMemeArrows
Aren't you one of the guys waiting on a commission from him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587830
>>13587830
You just reminded me of something.
I actually have something to request from him.
I-If he'd accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587768
Nigger, it's not even KC. I've seen ownership used in vanilla things before. It's not always this literal thing that leads to hardcore BDSM or something. And I did state exactly after that there could be any number of ways it can play out. Up to and including it only being this riding in public thing.

We're not even talking about KC there. All it really comes down to is that it's more open ended than you think and people who like it go with a more favorable interpretation. You don't like it, and you don't have a favorable interpretation.

>>13587807
Okay then. Men have seen women as their lessers for a long time. Many still do. That's where people are getting the affectionate sexist interpretation from. Because of the reverse in real life spawning men who still loved women they looked down on. And you can't hound people over the ownership thing and completely ignore the frail thing. How would any society treat something regarded as frail? Especially someone needed for breeding. It makes sense to interpret them as protective at least, they don't even have to be sweet about it. And even if you don't view them that way you should be able to see how others can.

I'm not really trying to convince you to like them by the way. Just trying to show you why others do, and really kind of wondering what you want from people who like Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587828
Stop pretending to be level headed and like you want what's best for the thread, just say what you want, all the /d/ shit, Yuri, and NTR you can stomach, let's just let everything in. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587811
I just don't understand why he does it, to piss off people? To be "le epic troll"?

It's like he doesn't want to be worshipped like it happens with Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587852
Why not? Fuck this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587826
>Knows people get riled up about monster boys and futa shit
>Posts it specifically to be imflammatory
>"It's not his fault, guys!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587852
I bet you have the latest hugbox model.

>>13587854
Because he's not autistic to the point that it matters to him. It's a bunch of pixels on the internet. It doesn't fucking matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587852
It's not that I'm cool and logical. It's just I don't care. It's just an image board, not my personal fiefdom.

The internet has tons of shit I don't like, and I deal with it. rather than trying to police the internet. This board isn't any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587851
Look, Amazon's a shit, I'm not reading your kilometric bullshit, stop telling people that shit is gold.

There, concise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587858
The point was they SHOULDN'T get all butthurt, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587852
I still don't get why yuri gets put on the same level as shit like giant-cock-and-balls-futa-cumflation and NTR.

Just does not seem to be on the same level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587811
But I love Russian roulette!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587826
I don't care about opposing views (I enjoy Amazons for one and don't mind if others don't) but this is getting into monster boy territory, something that has been known to cause shit storms and doesn't belong here

>>13587828
Here's the thing, I know he can draw what he wants but he's got a history of drawing dicks/futa just to troll the thread.
At this point I honestly can't tell if he's doing something he just wants to do or if he's trying to get a rise.

Again, Monsterboy/futa doesn't really have it's place here.

>>13587830
That we do.

>>13587854
Don't know. Could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587826
>The thing is, the shitstorms arn't caused by his art
You kidding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587685
Disregard .less, bully Alps. Look at this faggot, going all Buffalo Bill.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddle health! Love health! Be femdomed by health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587876
Always.
Would cuddle healthy monster girls all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587858
>Feeding a troll so much attention
>Complaining he keeps coming back.

Really, might as well bitch about rain when you see storm clouds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587868
Well they do, welcome to the way things have been for years.
Posting things you know make people angry just because making them angry is funny to you makes you an asshole regardless of whether it in this thread, on another board, on another site or if you're dealing with real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587878
>Bitching about rain
I don't want to listen to that here when it already happens all the time where I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587866
It really isn't bullshit. It's very straightforward and makes sense if you're not a braindead mouthbreather looking for a fight. I even said you didn't have to like them. More than fucking once. So, you're either a shitposter or a really dense faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587855
Because you're simply trying to get your way by feigning indifference. You don't like the thread? You leave then, we don't have to burn anything down because you don't care enough to keep this place in shape. If you do if fact care.

>>13587865
You're right, it's not your fiefdom, it's ours, and just because you're tired or whatever doesn't mean you get to open the gates and let us get fucked in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587876
Everyday until she's pregnant. Then even more until it gets too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587786
>April leads you to the circle that forms in the center of the room
>You're not really looking forward to this, but you have to do it
>Once everyone is sat down in the circle, the adult introduces herself
>She's a rather tall holst, judging from how high her voice comes from
>The introductions start going around the circle with each kid standing up to tell everyone else who they are
>There is a good mix of boys to girls, and different monster girls
>Even a human girl
>May has to go before you
>She has to be asked to stand up twice before the shy kitten can manage the courage
>"I-I'mMayit'sgoodtomeetyouall..." She blurts out, sitting down and whimpering
>The adult doesn't bother pushing her for anything further
>It's your turn to stand up, but April won't let go of your hand
>You can feel the stares you're getting because of it
>You introduce yourself, mention a few things you like, and then say the big thing
>That you're blind
>The group is hushed
>That's normal, but it feels different this time
>You sit down again anyways and let April have her turn
>She stands up but still doesn't let go of your hand
>"I'm April, I'm Anon's guide puppy! One day I'm going to marry him!"
>You can feel her tail wagging furiously
>And the heat in your face
>The holst just giggles at the statement
>One of the kids asks what a guide puppy is
>"I show Anon where to go safely, make sure he doesn't get hurt, entertain him, and take care of Anon!"
>You can feel May squeezing your other hand a bit tighter
>With luck this will be over soon

>>13587800
Kumiho mother from Yetinburg, Yuhyeol Aejong, is imprisoned for her actions in that story. Story begins with her meeting another literal 'maneater', a vampire that drains men dry and likes teasing the fox. An ally from the kumiho's past appears to offer her a way out of the prison before her centuries long sentence is over and the fox agrees to go with it. Has a bit of lewd here and there too.

>>13587813
Loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587870
Shit man, that brings back some memories, it sucks that the online service for that game eventually crashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587876
>Be dommed

I declare war on the hathorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you walk in on some Monstergirls fooling around with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587876
Last night...I had a dream.

I found myself in a desert called "Cyberland."
It was hot.
My canteen had sprung a leak.
And I was thirsty.

Out of the abyss walked a cow -- Elsie.
I asked if she had anything to drink.
She said:

"I am forbidden to produce milk.
In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587894
I'd watch, maybe drink a few beers, and hope they ask me to join them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587890
This is equally sad, cute, and heartwarming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587892
There was online service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586947
>>13587076
>>13587229
>>13587462
Holy shit something with an Amazo-

>Bad end
Well fuck you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587886
>You're right, it's not your fiefdom, it's ours
Nice use of the royal "we" you prick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587894
>lol I posted it again!

Fuck off.

>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587894
Replace that lich with a dragon and we've got someone's favorite trio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587886
Go fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587904
Not that guy, but you're certainly right. It's clearly not monster-girl related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587904

Oh hello, butthurt-kun.
Was your rage against the monsterboys not enough to tire you out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587905
>Lich
Hmm...I always wondered what that third girl was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587894
I can't tell if you're trying to spread the fire or not.

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS! STOP ARGUING! We'll never find Captain Tailpussy's hidden treasure if we don't work together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587901
There was another game in that "series" that was a multiplayer specific version, it was pretty fun but the servers died a number of years back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587910
Monsterboys don't tire him out.

They get him quite worked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587904
First time I've ever posted that pic, sorry, didn't know it made Anons like you so buttmad.

[Anonymous No.]

NTR stories when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587893
Don't worry anon, it's all tender loving femdom with Hathorites, and only if you want it.
As long as you impregnate your hathorite waifu, she's happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587914
I'd rather get into your hidden treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587890
>>"I'm April, I'm Anon's guide puppy! One day I'm going to marry him!"
>>You can feel her tail wagging furiously
>>And the heat in your face
Maximum d'awwww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587921
With monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587919
If this was a ylyl thread I would have lost. Nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587914
I'm sorry mam but the rums gone.
The wurm's thrown the sextant over the rails and I'm starting to see pink elephants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587924
Sorry, but the entrance to her treasure cove is covered by the tides at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587914
How about some of YOUR hidden treasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587926
Oh come on anon, that's a bit unfair.

You know the monsterboy will win without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587926
NTRing pregnant monster boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587912
Yeah some people don't like yuri, that's why I presented the situation of you walking in on them, maybe it would lead to something. In which case the haters would be anti-haremfags I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587929
>the rums gone.
Where did the rum go?
>>13587933
>implying I need to come up for air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587929
The Wurm never loses her way, so we'll be fine! She said she's been steering the ship toward the same cloud all the time, so we're still on course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587922
Is it the kind where you sit on her lap and suckle from her all day while she calls you a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587924
>tfw you will never try to marry a Wurm purely to swindle her out of her treasure hoard that she's been bragging to everyone about
>tfw you move in with her only to fin that her treasure hoard only consists of Gunstar Heroes, Mischief Makers, Ikaruga, etc.
Mistakes were made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587937
>pregnant monster boys
But how do the monster boys become pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587944
They call it the Moossionary position for a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587936
Well of course, they're superior to humans after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587905
Well, I am the one who commissioned it after all.

>>13587894
Always fun seein' a pic I commissioned pop up. Even if censored because obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587921
>>13587926
Right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587946
Mpreg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587946
>How does X Y?
Do you really need to ask? The answer to everything in /mgt/ is magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587941
Half went down the P'Orcs gullet, the rest when down the goblin triplets.

>>13587942
But clouds mo-.....
I give it one more day before I take drastic measures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587944
She also rubs the back of your head while holding you to her breast, and gives you a handjob with her free hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587946

By Alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587909
It's not, since monstergirls love dick not pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Visiting Texas
>See the typical assortment of monster girls you'd expect to see there
>On your third day in the state, you're at the grocery store, picking out some produce, when a large, clawed foot stomps down on the shelf next to you
>Leaning towards you with her arm resting on her raised knee is a Manticore
>"Hey there, you new around here?" she asks
>You tell her yeah
>She asks how long you've been in Texas
>Not very long, you answer
>"Oh yeah? So, had a chance to sample the locals yet?"
>You figure out pretty quickly what she means and tell her that no, you haven't
>She perks up at that and her tail shoots out to wrap around your waist
>She brings her tailpussy up to eye level and chuckles a bit when she sees the shock on your face
>It's easily twice the size of a normal sized one
>"Haven't you heard, sugar? Everything's bigger in Texas"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587929
>The rum's gone
Aw shit, man! What have you done!?
Jackie the Red Devil will be waking up any moment now, and she's not going to want to hear how the rum's gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587951
>I am the one who commissioned it after all.
Give me a quick high five for that fine taste and act like nothing happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587946
I could post that one doujin with shotas being raped and impregnated by a mountain god if it wouldn't trigger the autists.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to talk about monstergirls goddamn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587959
So the thread is not about monster girls themselves, but what they love?

Okay, everyone, you heard it here first. This thread is now about cocks. And semen. Invite everyone over from /yaoi/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587910
Hi, still being a faggot and pushing your shit where it's not wanted?

>>13587920
I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587969
Fuck off with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587961
This is what the 2nd amendment was REALLY meant for: eliminating degenerates.

>>13587969
TOOOO BAD NIGGA!
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
FIGHT ABOUT FURRIES! FIGHT ABOUT MOSTER BOYS! FIGHT ABOUT FUTA! WE'RE ALL MAD HERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587969
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587964
What I've 'done' is spend the last three hours being held up by the chef.
Apparently that Shirohebi has really taken a liking to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587961
We'd wipe those shits out, or at least make them stop being shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587972
it's 4 v 1 right now my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587970
This what they call a strawman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587973
>>13587977
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587969
Then go to /d/ then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587965
Sure thing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13581867
>>13581868

>decide to look up stories with oviposition
>didn't check the tags carefully
>it focused on stomach bulging mainly and goes into a lot of detail
>just wanted a story about eggs going up the bum and tickling the prostate with minimum focus on bulging or other shit
>and preferably consensual with the mother being sweet and affectionate to caring father
>fap ruined, sick to my stomach, can't get that awful shit out of my head

Now I remember why I don't indulge in this fetish at all. It's like a fucking minefield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587982
No more than saying that a picture with three monster girls isn't monstergirl-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587981
It's 4 vs the rest of the thread. I don't care if there a hundred of you. Fuck off to your board, or make your own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587952
Horse fuckers deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

I'MM NUCLEEEAARRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587993
You just can't fucking stop can you?
The royal we never ends does it?
Good lord, assumptions and arrogance intensify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587992
I guess, still Yuri, still not welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587969
Not even a short joke that I totally didn't copy from Rent, guys, didn't even faze anybody.
Loen's probably left after the shit it the fan, too, so I can't get a request, either.
I'm just sitting here watching Yugimons until people calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587992
Logic and being smart doesn't work on idiots and braindead monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Ton of new art
Sometimes I love our drawfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587995
HOW DO I OVERLOAD THE REACTOR

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587998
Ate you gonna tell me there's a "silent majority" that wants futa, Yuri, monsterboys and NTR? Pls, at least bait the hook.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, in the Dragonslut's hidey-hole...

[Anonymous No.]

Everything is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Does a Mono-eye still deserve to be bullied if she appears to be some sort of hybrid with other monstergirl parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588007
You are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588001
I'm watching Scrubs at the moment while rationing a loaf of bread for the next few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588010
Holy fuck, do want.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll take this moment to continue writing instead of nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588005
True. We did have a drought fr a while.
But now that I got like 3 requests delivered this weekend alone, I'm now on a sort of gambling high where I try to test my luck of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588009
Oi, you gonna quote something I actually said or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588010
Aw. Just what I needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588016
I dunno what you're doing that requires you to ration a loaf of bread over several days, but that's gonna go bad in 2.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god I only lurk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588014
Monoeyes are always for cuddling and tender loving, no bullying.
>>13588022
Might be time to buy a lottery ticket anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I blame .less, he's on par with Bob now holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588014
Just means its more of a challenge. She still wants it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588020
Have you not seen the doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588009
>Futa
Yes, but they know to be quiet.
>Yuri
Same deal, but less so on the "Knowing to be quiet".

At the very least, most people are just indifferent to them, and regardless of their feelings towards them, just stay quiet and neither try to defend, nor get buttblasted about it.

>NTR
Came up yesterday. Some anon thought there was a silent majority. Many anons spoke up to prove otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588026
>gonna go bad in 2
It can last longer than that.
Money issues and I don't get paid for a few days. Doesn't help that pizza, burger, fries, ect keeps appearing in the captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588032
>a lottery ticket
Why buy one when I can buy a hundred, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588034
>being this triggered
That's exactly why he trolls us, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588026
Not him, but a general life tip: Pretty much any foodstuff that isn't vacuum sealed can have its shelf life extended by putting it in a fridge or freezer. Bread included.

Granted, it can still go stale, but it won't go moldy or the like for several times it's formal expiration lifespan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588034
I honestly agree with you.
Which sucks.
It would be one thing if he did this once as a joke but he keeps doing it over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588041
No no, just googled it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587890
>The holst gets April to sit down to your great relief
>But her tail keeps going at the same pace
>The rest of the kids introduce themselves
>Only a hellpup seems to stand out
>Once introductions are done the holst lets the kids have free time to see what toys there are and interact with each other
>You're fine just staying with April and May
>You don't have another hand for someone else to hold
>May goes to fetch a book for April to read
>Seems she really liked what the puppy did with that other book
>You wait with April on a patch of carpet holding hands
>Until a larger girl walks up and sits down in front of you
>"Hey."
>You think you recognize that voice
>April responds with her usually cheery tone
>"Hi!!"
>You say hello to the mystery girl too
>You think you smell cinnamon
>"Hey, are you really blind?"
>Yes, why would you lie about that?
>"Can I take care of you too?"
>April yips once before speaking normally
>"Only I get to take care of anon! I'm his guide puppy!"
>"But I want to take care of anon too!"
>You try and think of how to diffuse the situation
>Tell the girl that only people with the right training can be guide puppies
>But ask her what her name is, so you can be friends
>It seems to work even if April's tail has slowed down
>"I'm June."
>You can't help wondering what is with this coincidence
>Like you're in a story written by a lazy writer
>But you recognize the name
>It's the hellpup
>You try and correct yourself mentally and call it heckpup
>By now May returns
>But she moves around behind you to peek over your shoulder at June
>Her little paws hold onto your free arm
>"Hey, lets go play something anon!" June suggests, standing up straight
>You ask what games she had in mind
>April growls a bit
>"He can't play tag, catch, or simon says!"
>You're not so sure about that last one
>You feel June grab at your free arm to try and make you stand up
>Get forced to your feet
>"Lets go play on the swing!"
>This can only end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588044
>this entire post

Wow, got trolled hard. See ya, good one.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what you guys are so mad about
Less throwing a dick at us every now and then is easily worth it for all the monstergirl requests he's done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588047
>unironically using triggered

Door's right there montherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588061
>Heckpup
Now that's just adorably precocious.

>June the Heckpup
Well...theme-naming can be fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588067
The problem is some people are actually the male version of a tumblrina:
They can't live without their trigger warnings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588068
>unironically
Seeing as you are unironically triggered, I suppose I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588061
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588069
>Using Hellpup
Nyanon has gone too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588067
Agreed. He really delivered today, so I can take one dick pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588061
I need sleep. But I need to keep reading this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588067
It's pretty hilarious, we got 4 wonderful monster girl pictures and people focus on the 5th one that involves a dick. Says a lot about the people complaining if that's where their focus is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588075
But MGK Hellpup is a 2nd Grader, while this Heckpup is in pre-school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588073
You don't even know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588080

The best part is watching the thread devolve into bogeymanning about who's fault it is that the pic exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588070
I mean, I would get it if that was all he did, or even half of what he did.
But it's a really fucking small percentage of the stuff he does, I just don't understand what's so awful.
And it's not like he's posting it because he actually wants this to be a monsterboy thread.
He just knows it will make us mad.
And they all play right into it.

Calling him a fucker really fast is all in good fun but all these drama faggots talking about how he's the worst now are pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588075
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588084
>implying anyone even cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588082
If Ophy appears I swear on me mum...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588080
>Get four delicious steak platters
>The fifth one is just a shit the chef took on a plate

Can't see why that'd stick on people's minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588080
I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I liked that Moth-chan pic.
If I had ONE omplanit, though, it would be he didn't do Apsara, but that's a shallow complaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588080
Right? 4:1 is a pretty good deal all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588095
But if all five plates were 100% free, normally people would put up with a lot of shit for the great steaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588092
*Sigh*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588090
Again, welcome to the land of the neckbeard, bacically on par with the SJW. I cannot for the life of me understand why some people get so crazy mad about this shit, but maybe it's just some sort of personality quirk.
A really shit one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588091
Feels kind of Alpy to do something a little similar to someone else.
Next he'll do something with Junko, 900+ chapters involving a story that's going nowhere, make a Lilim OC, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588095
You got four meals for free, who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588103
I believe the trending term for it is autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588100
No one is gonna eat shit.

Unless they're from /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, look! A Monster Girl thread? Wouldn't it be nice to discuss Monster Girls there?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kuddle a kute kraken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588095
Less isn't asking you to stick that cock in your mouth anon.
You don't have to eat it if you don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588101
>*action*
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588106
So what, if one person does a child version of an MG, he has dibs on it in perpetuity? No one else can use it without being a rip off?

What about CC MGs then? If someone writes one of a race, no one else can make CCs anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588106
Oh fuck you, you're just a bully. Go suck a spadetail. This one.>>13587685

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588113

Perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588111
So? You can just ignore the shit after having filled up on the four tasty platters before it.

>>13588113
She's quite pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588114
Of kourse,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588113
No. We have to fight.
>>13588116
case in point.
*sigh*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588111
Nobody said you had to eat the shit. You can have all 4 great meals for free as long as you let the chef do whatever he wants for the last one. You don't even have to look at the last meal, so why are you complaining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588111
>No one is gonna eat sht
Exactly. Most people would simply set the fifth plate to the side or even throw it away, and dig in to the steaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588114
I want to have a tickle fight with a Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588116
Are you triggered? Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588113
We're not a Monstergirl thread, remember? We're about complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588111
To those keeping score, this is 4 v one. Again.
You gonna royal we us again with no other support faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588114
Does this partikular Kraken wish to ebgage in onveration about, say, Time kompression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588103
No but that's what I don't get, I'm pretty autistic myself.
Fucking hell, I'm the guy with the miia daki loen did and I kiss her to sleep every night.

But I don't mind this, I don't like it, I think traps are gross, but what's so hard about just closing the picture and scrolling past it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588130
Well meme'd, 11/10, have an upvote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588061
>June
I knew it. I knew it even before I read it
I swear if the next girl is named March and she's a wererabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588119
You're kind of taking this a little seriously. Can't a guy give a buddy some shit anymore?

>>13588120
Alp take your nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588126
>>13588127
>>13588122
>>13588115


>Don't have to look at shit purposedly posted here

You're cheap huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588141
>take your nap
Can't, gotta finish coffee and go do stuff. Real world stuff. At the uni. It sucks. Like you. On a spadetail. Bully-wully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588138
Such is the way of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>Named June
>Isn't a loving kind Viper girl
Ehh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588138
>>13588147

We should sign a treaty of common sense that pools supporters against this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588148
>Loving
Hi there you, y'old so-and-so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588048
Nah, don't freeze bread, it gets moldy almost immediately after you take it out of the freezer because of all the frost turning into moisture that seeps into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588144
You could just report it and hide/ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588144
>have to open every single picture posted regardless of what it is.
>can't scroll past it.
>can't just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587876
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588152
God you're such a fuckin tool.
Are you just trying to hide your secret love of something unacceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588146
Alp, take your nap. You're grumpy when you don't get enough sleep, not to mention you don't want to be awake right now when the monkeys are howling.
C'mon, Momma Junko will even give you some warm milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588144
>.less basically raped me, I couldn't do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588151
Not really. I do it on a regular basis and it doesn't happen for me.

Cold temperatures do condense moisture that it comes into contact with... but it won't make moisture pass through an water-impermeable membrane (i.e., the plastic bag that contains the bread). So there's no real moisture accumulation inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588160
While it's true that not getting enough sleep has an awful effect on me, I can't do it now. I actually need to go do stuff. But I'll have my nap after I come back, and then if there's no shitstorm, I'll make an update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588149
That will never happen, not while people here still think their opinion matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588132
>hurr 4 vs 1 fite us faggot we're right

A lot of people used to think the earth was flat and there were sea monsters, and that the Sun orbited around the earth, didn't mean shit because they were wrong in spite of numbers, try harder, or don't, you honestly disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

Too much fighting! Injecting 500ccs of Unicorn, stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588171
I am in awe of you.
This is the most arrogant thing I've ever read.
You're like Creon at the end of Antigone- Why rule for the people when you can rule for yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588162
Sometimes frost forms inside of the plastic. I learned it happens less when you keep it away from the door of the freezer.

>>13588166
>Actually have to do things
Like put yourself further and further into debt through student loans?
>Update
Oh that would be nice. I should try and do something, but I end up procrastinating or playing Fashion's Dogma/DoD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588172
>Injecting 500ccs of Unicorn, stat!

Or you could just send 500 Unicorn CCs into the thread. That'll work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588177
>student loans
No, I live in a socialist country, the university is free. Bye now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588172
>Half-a-liter of unicorn.

You mean injecting half a liter INTO a unicorn?

I've always wondered if incubization adapting the male to his waifu included horsepussy-fags getting massive shlongs. Might even make it worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick post some MG related sadpandas. I thought I was done caring about this shitflinging, but now I'm pissed off just lurking and need to let off steam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588153
No, be cause it's a monsterGIRL thread and I like new monstergirl content. I shouldn't have to look at that crap here, there's appropriate boards for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588172
I'm gonna inject more than 500ccs of something into a unicorn.
>>13588178
This could work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588159
No, I don't like traps or futa, I think drawing a girl and slapping a dick on it is gross and ruins otherwise good art.

That's why I reported it, hid it, and then called less a fucker.

I didn't go on some bitch fit about how less was the worst and how I'm done with /mgt/.
I knew it was less just trying to fuck with us.
You have to calm down anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588061
>April refuses to let go and tugs the other way, but June is bigger and stronger
>You're too unbalanced by the tug of war to stop it
>You're not even sure what swings are
>Or where May has gone at this point
>The fresh air of outside greets your senses when you get dragged out a door
>The shaggy hellpup tail keeps brushing past your legs behind June
>"Stop! It's not safe for Anon to go on swings!" April pleads
>"Of course it's safe! He's just got to hold on while I push!"
>You're not even sure what you're supposed to hold onto
>Eventually you're dragged to whatever these 'swings' are
>Both canines let go of you to start bickering
>It gives you a chance to feel the swing with your hands
>It's a piece of cloth hanging between two sturdy ropes
>You're not sure how you're supposed to play with it right away
>Forgetting the puppy and hellpup arguing nearby you sit down in the swing to see if it'll work
>It's a bit freaky being off the ground when you can't see
>"See, Anon wants to do it!" June barks in joy
>Wait a minute here
>June moves behind you to give you a push
>You are not okay with this
>But that isn't getting through to June
>She's too happy laughing and pushing you higher and higher
>April isn't happy about this either
>She won't stop yipping and telling June to stop
>June doesn't get it until you start yelling at her too
>Hellpup goes quiet as April stops the swing so you can get off and takes your hand
>"I-I'm sorry, I thought it would be fun!" June apologizes
>April just drags you away in a huff, leaving the hellpup behind
>June doesn't try and follow you two
>You thank April for helping you out
>April's tail wags, her peppy personality returning
>"Of course anon! I'll always take care of you!"
>April gives you a big hug and squeezes you tight
>And doesn't seem eager to let go anytime soon

Leaving it here, headache not going away. Might do more wednsday.

>>13588140
What did I say about tempting me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588185
And I shouldn't have to listen to you whine, and yet here I am.

I guess life really isn't fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588182
What happens if you remove the leaf from a Tanuki's head?

Or rather, you remove the puppet body from the Tanuki Leaf's bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588180
>socialist country
That's kind of sad. Socialism is Communism-Light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588172
Horse pussy is gross though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588185
This is true. Just jumping in to agree. It should always be an extra thing and never truly welcome here. However, I don't see the need to throw a fit every time it shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588187
>Didn't throw a bitch fit
>That's why I reported it, hid it, and then called less a fucker.
All the keks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586802
>>13586867
>>13586910
>>13587001
>>13587088
>>13587168
>>13587273
>>13587333
Oooh damn nigga, it's about time we had some nice bondage up in here. Fuckin based/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588192
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588190
>Whine
>wants girl in the girl thread
>gets cat dick instead


Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588194
Happiness is losing a third of your income to insurance costs. And freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588199
>One post == bitch fit
Wow professor, what other wisdom can you share with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588189
And I just got ready to stay up longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588207
Happiness is also being paid the same as a janitor despite being a brain surgeon and having to ration a stale loaf of bread for 4 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588209
If you're so dedicated to not throwing a bitch fit why did you even respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588206
Look, I'll make it simple:

No one cares what you think, and no one wants to hear you complaining for 100+ posts.
Just let it go, it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588210
I'm sorry anon, but a little mouse is chewing my brain stem and I can't stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588189
Yay for more adorable on Wednesday.

Poor Heckpup. But that's how kids are, after all. Act first, questions later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588205
She's a jew girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588216
>Mouse in head
So you're a freakbot from that episode of Sealab 2021?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588189
I miss Nyanon's cutesy stuff like this. His Yetinburg series puts too much of his energies into more grimdark stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588214
>implying I'm him
No friend, I simply thought your keks were unfounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588181
They all get huge schlongs. It's like you've never read the incubus page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588216
Tie her up and use her as a daki, that'll get her to quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588215
Glad to hear you speak for all.

>Let it go

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588228
Well, I'm going to freeze the Helheim story and work on something different since cute seems to be my forte. So that's good news, right?

>>13588233
I'll give it a try.

>>13588227
You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588230
So is horsepussy still shit if you get a shlong large enough to make it feel like she's a Sabbath girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588144
I mean that is kind of what I'm saying, yeah.
I'm not saying 'condone it', I am saying that if it bthers you that much, just, I dunno, respond, 'Gross, 0/10' and then focus your energies on other things, like writefaggotry, or requesting pics somewhere like I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588229
they're founded because apparently flagging a bunch of fair posts and calling an artist a fucker because you didn't get your lollypop is most certainly a fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588238
Ok, so you're dead set on shitposting.
At least now no one has to waste their time with you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588239
You do go on about mice and cheese...
Where did the brain that belonged to that body go? Is it now in the body of a robot alligator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588239
Don't forget to throw in a Dormouse in your new story. I know you love 'em, but you never write about them. Maybe having one in will help make your writing more enthusiastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588226
For jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588240
It's visually unappealing even in 2d so ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588246
>fair posts
Now I'm having the keks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588245
Not protesting is telling those guys they're welcome, has to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588257
What's unfair about it then, my stupidly keking friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588260
>The hero we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588260
Good fucking god just leave allready, christ.
To to cripchan, where the mods are even more psychotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588263
>the autism we sadly deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588252
Well, I was planning on a mouse already. So already got that covered.

>>13588251
I don't think so, maybe a robot crocodile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588240
It's horsepussy, of course it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588260
That is not entirely true.
Saying "Gross. Do not want," etc. will get the message across just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588267
Now I picture you as Marco. It's odder than my image of Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588260
>telling the trolls you got trolled will make them stop

Topkek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588265
I wouldn't recommend going there to anyone anon.
It's filled with super newfaggots.
It's actually really funny when they talk like they've been around forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588280
>Please, m8, I've been on 4+4chan since 2014
Whoa, wait do people actually seriously say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588280
How much do they do the whole

>stop liking what I don't like!

Routine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588270
Normally, but that's not ever the case here is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588280
It's a shame they somehow sucked Bromont into their foul mire.
There was even a drawfag there to sink in his barbed claws and make sure he never leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588289
Just try it.
For me. Just try it one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588192
She explodes into nothingness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588289
>>13588293
Here look! Let's have an experiment! I'll track down a futa image, post it, then those who dislike will ignore it, AND NOBODY WILL FUCKING CARE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588283
Yes actually, they shit on anyone who didn't move there in the first "exodus"
They're whole board culture is super cancer

>>13588288
They made a second board where mods redirect anything they don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588293
And if doesn't take? If they persist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588302
>and then anon was banned
Go right ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588305
JEESUS
Maybe one day I'll make a board called monster:notstupid edition dedicated to getting away from this bullshit.

And then nobody will use it.

>>13588309
That proves the point that the mods are part of the hugbox too doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, what do you think about BDSM?

[Anonymous No.]

Which would you choose?
Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588308
Let's be honest, trolls that persist were going to persist anyway. You report and ignore and continue talking about monster girls.

Sorry if that's not quite the answer you may have been looking for, but that's what I tend to do. I'mm just a guy who tries to get more art here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588317
It's okay, but like all fetishes it's best with a dash of vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588317
I think I've got two volumes of Sunstone and already pre-ordered volume 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588319
left has more tails, more tails to brush, the fluffier it must be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588317

>>13588322 This, and also, I have a safe word all ready to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588319
The two-tailed loli. She's got two tails so you know she a freak in the sack. Two tails are also better than four ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588319
>Lingerie in a hot spring
It's a bad idea but my dick responds anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

What are we doing right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588319
Right of course, She's of legal age.
And has nice tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588330
Watching Yugimons, nigga, I told you.
I must know...Does Aki get the D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588330
Settling down after cumming to this >>13587333

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I don't like it when you shitstorm without me. It's like coming home to a broken household, and you didn't get to be one of the people breaking it. C-can I join in? I-I think you're waifu a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588315
There was a second monstergirl board but everyone moved to the one with a shity mod.

I just wanted to have the threads on their /a/ again because their admin said he was cool with it.
But every time I got a good one going, /monster/ would come and shill their board.
DoubleTheShitChan also has a top 20 or something most active board list on the front page that everyone is trying to get on for some reason, so they'll just have threads who's whole purpose is to get lurkers to shitpost so they can get on that list.
And when you do, then you have Faggots from other boards come in to shitpost as well, to "congratulate" them on their achievement.

It's all so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588319
right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588337
I like this quote from the Abridged series.

>"I've told you, you're not my girlfriend, and no girls in my garage."
>"But why?!"
>"Tell her Jack."
>"Girls are smelly."
>"You heard him, girls are smelly."
>"Well...I think your bikes are smelly!"
>"Get out!"
>"Bu-"
>"Get. Out."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588337
You're still watching that? Well, I'm still watching Scrubs and wondering what to make the next MGK girl do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588319
Legal loli lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588322
Fuck your shit, I love chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13587333
Oh man, that was nice.

>>13588189
And this continuation was too. Looking forward to more, friend.

Man, the only good stuff we got in 1000 posts, based on my skimming since I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588344
>"Byyyyye Yusei! Don't eat the yellow snow! It's peeeeeee!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588339
I love it, proves we're all guilty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588341
Well anon, if it makes you happy I'll make a board just for us, where the shit will be none because the shitposters were sent to the gas chambers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588348
We got a bunch of new art from .less. That's something. It might have poofed since he got a 15 minute ban for the last one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588339
How dare...My waifu is a respectable member of this house and indeed this city.
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588200
>>13588348
Thanks! It was definitely a fun time to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588353
Nah, I saw it, but I disregard everything from him. Its not just him though, I don't really care about art in general, and it takes a lot to really catch my eye. Maybe I should I said "the only stuff I liked", instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588358
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588353
God the mods are fucking dumb.
Still, I haven't been banned yet for criticizing them.
Well not this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588061
>please tell me if June is a shout out to PRW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588368
It depends on the mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588372
Sadly.
You can moderate your own shit if you make a custom thispostfilteredasspamchan board right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588368
Nah, he deserved more of a ban than what he got for that one, since he posted NSFW stuff on a blueboard. I didn't even open it and I can clearly see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588370
Not really, just thought a hellhound would be a good foil for showing a different kind of protective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588381
...are you that much of a fucking child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588381
Whilst I agree partially with the concept, and it's an undeniable fact that it's in the rules, you're still a stupid piece of shit who doesn't deserve a job if you browse 4chan when you're supposed to be working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588386
No, straight up, that was the reason. Like I said, I disregard everything he does, so it doesn't really bother me, but this strictly speaking and he did deserve more. Not a permaban, obviously, since people seem to like him, but letting him post nudity isn't good. Dumbass should have used imgur to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13586660
Hello.

I have begun writing of the requested story.

Please do not expect a quick writing. It may remain unfinished. Therefore, archive at your own risk.

A critique is appreciated, but do not force yourself.

http://pastebin.com/FhNaLCU9

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588399
It's just a dick bro, you should have one.

>>13588410
imma rip u a new asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588413
Hello.

I am apprehensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588410
Are you a native English speaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588390
You know, I've actually made that exact point in almost those exact words. I was just saying that if it was the mods that did it, they were doing their job properly, and bitching about it wouldn't change that. Nothing more, nothing less. I doubt it was actually a mod though, since all his other posts were left alone, and from what I recall mod bans purge everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588434
>>13588410
At any rate, an interesting set up if a little cliche. Pretty good asides from a few awkward phrasing. I suggest that you re-read it out loud and see if you can pick up on some of the things that would have sounded awkward spoken and not read. I Look forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588317
I have an S side
How do you feel about ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588410
I'll just say that I hate the names but I'll read the fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588437
Pretty sure only the permas mass-ban. I've been 3 day'd before and it only deleted the comments I were banned for and not other comments I'd made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588341
>/leftypol/ is a thing

[Anonymous No.]

So, I hate to be that Anon, but what did I miss with .less throwing a match to a powder pile again?

The futa cats that I've seen, aand a monsterboy of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588384
either way I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588459
Ah, excuse me then, it might have been one. It's been years since I was even warned, let alone banned, so haven't bothered paying attention. Funny enough, my warning was on /a/ for posting NSFW content, which is hilarious. If I didn't have so much goodwill with people I probably would have been banned for how much I did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588465
Trapcat Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588465
Well, first of all, you missed a couple of other good posts of art, like in >>13587510, but other than that, not much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588483
Yeah, seen those. Nice day.

Just thought there might have been something in the deleted posts that'll let me be in touch with the thread's reaction. Ah, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

What's anon's opinion on smut in stories. Is it okay to bleed dialog and plot into it, or is it just best to have smut for smut's sake and not worry about doing anything too complex during the act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588528
It depends on the type of story and MG involved. Generally though, I'm alright with plot and such bleeding into sexual scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588528
For me the smut needs to flow naturally out of the established plot and relationships. This doesn't mean that a simple meet n fuck plot can't work, as long as it's a believable scenario. Would be funny seeing a parody of poor porno plots though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588533
hi bby, i herd u need plumber *unzips tailpussy* lemme help u're pipes

>>13588532
Cool, just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588533
>spoiler
I at one point wanted to write the dumbest, most poorly executed smut in the threads.

But then I realized, "Nah that's really fucking stupid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588540
>And after exactly 70 thrusts into your lotus, he pumped his turgid cock into her vagina and splattered his man juice all over her womb and yelled:
>"I am becum orgasm!"
See what I mean? Really fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588548
I giggled. Do it.
>He roared a bestial roar as his baby batter bounced down the length of her canal
>"I AM BE CUM"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588548
I want to use turgid in every other thing I write. non-sexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588553
>Turgid: The world's best liquid cleaner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588553
turgid lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588550
>His warm DNA chowder raged down her tunnel of love, and pooled itself in her womb
>Anon spazzed out violently as he impregnated the Cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588564
>not
>as he put a baby in her oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588568
Fine.
>Anon let out a bestial roar as he put a bun in the Dragon Milf's warm oven
>The Dragon's tongue lolls out of her mouth when she feels the pleasure of being cummed inside

[Anonymous No.]

>Your monster mother-in-law pays a surprise visit and finds you cuddling with your waifu while she takes a nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588564
>"His older sister kissed him as he cam and said, 'I love you, senpai.'"
>"And then he was like: 'Aishiteiru.'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588573
>He felt his turgid erection deflate inside of her clam
>His muscles go flaccid, like his dick, in exhaustion and he flops down onto her, his weight on her belly making the man cream belch out around his probe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588573
>The Anubis class president's eyes went rolled backwards and she shouted "IMPREGNATE MY ASS PUSSY!"
>Anon obliged and did so with gusto while remembering that one Sonic OC named Coldsteel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588357
I just noticed. You removed the doll story, didn't you? Why was that? I know you didn't actually remove it, since I have it bookmarked.

>>13588572
No, go away old woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588580
*his weight on her turgid belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588572
>Implying she wouldn't try to entice you into doing something lewd with her as your waifu still sleeps. Could you hold on to your dignity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588572
"Little late for that fam".

I love how fucked up monstergirls are sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588585
Oops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588581
>that's when his tsunyandere Oomukade childhood friend walked in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588573
>and then anon said "PLEASE ACCEPT MY BABY GUNK INTO YOUR WOMB HOLE" and proceeded to ejaculate inside her as her face scrunched up in orgasmic bliss
>"I CAN FEEL IT FROTHING INSIDE ME" she said as his dick mixed up that baby batter like he was making pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588571
>Manage to best a Dragon in single-combat
>Have her pinned to the floor, spear-tip to her throat, her eyes bitterly demanding that you finish her off
>Stab the blade into the ground by her head before collapsing away from her
>Dragon sits up, looking at you with a surprised stare
>You're panting and tired after exhausting yourself in the battle
>And killing her was never the goal anyway
>Hearing this, something seems to come over the fearsome reptilian girl
>She crawls towards you, wrapping her scaled arms around your own armored limb, pulling herself close to you until your arm is hugged to her bountiful breasts
>Leans in, her eyes a bit hazy as she gazes into your own
>"If you didn't come here to kill me then...did you want me to...to bear your child?"
>She almost sounds hopeful as she squeezes your arm

That's about the gist of what I had planned if I ever manage that far in the story I'm writing. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588581
>>The Anubis class president's eyes went rolled backwards and she shouted "IMPREGNATE MY ASS PUSSY!"
ALRIGHT!

>>Anon obliged and did so with gusto while remembering that one Sonic OC named Coldsteel
God fucking dammit you're killin' me here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588572
In my case it should be "rape him" but whatever

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid I may have started something I'm not willing to finish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588597
Go on....

>>13588593
>>13588599
>Oomukade starts fingering herself as her childhood friend sempai impregnates an Anubis' ass
>She comes sketti all over the floor
>The janitor throws his arms up in the air and shouts "I'M FUCKING DONE."
>Anon then donkey punches the Anubis before pulling out and basking in the light of the glorious sunset
>His turgid erection bobs in the wind despite being inside with the windows closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588597
As another anon likes to put it
Dick status: Muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588603
>said anon as he zipped up his turgid dong, but not before handing out a few cock slaps, and left the bonnet wearing lizardgirl high and dry

[Anonymous No.]

"S-stop petting me, Anon, it's embarrassing!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588603
Then don't. Switch on something productive instead.

...Like answering another extremely important & fascinating waifutalk question: which personality of Chimera would you end up attending to the most if she was your womanu?
Or if you'd try to love them equally, which would most likely still be your favorite deep inside and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588605
It'll be done. Eventually.

>>13588606
Are you deliberately saying something I do sometimes, or is that just coincidence? Since I'm pretty sure lots of people say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588615
I wanna grab her horns and flip her upside down and use her as weight training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588627
I think I'd try to love all of them equally, but end up liking the Dragon side more. Kuudere a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588627
Dragon side.
Or Harpy if she had that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588627
Probably goat. Or lion, depending on how it influences her. Definitely not either of the other two though.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never a quiet Jinko who usually keeps her thoughts to herself
>Except when she drinks with you, at which point she starts flirting with you and chatting with you about her worries etc. all night in her drunken state

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588628
>Since I'm pretty sure lots of people say that.
No, only you say it, always, every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588319
Bigger ears, twice the tail, more attractive frame.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588692
I want to irrumate a cute Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588692
Who would win in a fight? Lich or Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588703
Are we talking a fistfight or a dick sucking fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588710
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588714
Could those cold, dead lumps of meat in their mouths even get someone off?

I want to bully an Undead girl about her cold body now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588714
I believe a Lich would win in terms of raw ability, but her winning in a sexual contest would depend on her interest in it, so maybe the Wight would get that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588714
Wight on both counts. Liches aren't that strong physically, what with their body being expendable. Magically, not even a contest. A lich can raise Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588723
What about Muscle Liches that cast Fist on everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588721
Well yeah, Lich has got all sorts of lewd spells and probably wouldn't give a shit if you bullied her.

Wight can drain you with a touch and make you a horny mess. She also makes love to your very spirit.

You're better off bullying zombies, mummies, skellies. High level monsters aren't really great for bullying material because they bite back. Unless you make them timid and crybabies for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588729
>crybabies for no reason
Like Wyverns? I liked it when we did creative things to bully Wyverns back in like November.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588734
Yes, like Wyverns. Wyverns in their profile down to disposition are more likely to be the bullies and not the bullied. You gotta try with them at least. I hate when they're just a dragon flavored monoeye. Especially when she could push anon's shit in half the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588727
>Muscle Lich
>Takes all your plot armor and friendship to beat in just a fist fight
>But exhausted, you emerge victorious, her broken corpse on the floor
>It glows in power and the broken spine heals itself.
>She stands up again for round two
fug

>>13588734
What, like tell her that you'd love nothing more than have a waifu lovingly knit you some snug, comfy clothes? And then look at her wings pointedly and frown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588742
Thing is the Wyverns I like to bully are kids.
Young Wyverns are feeble and squishy and cry REALLY easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588745
>Give young Wyvern a can of soda
>She can't open it, let alone hold it properly
>She ends up skewering it on her wing claws
>The soda pours onto the carpet below
>Staining it
>She cries
>Her dad sighs and gets up to grab some paper towels and cleaning items
>Wyvern stains the carpet with her tears as her dad cleans up the soda spill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588748
And that's why adult Wyverns are so mean-spirited. Everyone bullies them when they're cute and weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588748
I can't tell if you would be a shota in these scenarios or not. It's weird imagining a grown man bullying wyvern kids like I often see.

The best way to bully kids as an adult is to lie to them. Like that they'll grow up into beautiful young women with hands. Maybe sweeten it by saying it'll only happen if they do <insert retarded task here>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588757
>Young Wyvern and her future Dragoon playing in play pen
>Wyvern LOVES her choo choo train
>Anon Dragoon wants to play with it
>Wyvern doesn't want to share
>Anon takes it by force
>She cries
>Cheshire kitten teleports into the room and coughs up a furball onto Wyvern's favorite blankee
>She cries even more

>>13588758
It's better to be the shota in those scenarios. And lying isn't bullying so much as just being awful.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to bully a Wyvern, I want to take a midday nap while one lays atop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588772
One the same age as you, or one much younger than you?
Like a Wyvern Niece napping on her hero Uncle's lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588772
>>13588777
Uncle Alp is back from his nap and what's this about Wyverns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588772

Me too.

I also want to suddenly jump onto her back and have her growl at me. After a tense moment we fly around until she gets so worked up and horny that we wrestle after landing which then slowly turns into a cuddlefuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588777
A daughteru, while my Wyvern waifu sits with my head in her lap and a smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take an Elf captive and taunt her about how I'm gonna make her give me a dozen daughterus while I ream her anus. I wonder if she'd eventually tell me to put it in the right hole for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588809
So when does she tell you that you snagged a filthy Cra instead?

[Anonymous No.]

So what is your waifu's injun name? Mine's is Scaly Magpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588809
French Elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588784
>Uncle Alp
Who? And nothing.

>>13588792
>Brushes your hair with her claws
>Slices your scalp something fierce
>At least your insurance covers this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588818
>Uncle Alp
Nobody really.
>And nothing
But Wyvern Niece sounds like an interesting girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588820
>Nobody
So he's just Alp the writefag?
>Interesting
Whenever anyone says that about any of my ideas I die a little inside and let out a small laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588823
>So he's just
>just
Talk about dying a little inside... but yeah, she sounds interesting, so tell me about her!

[Anonymous No.]

While the popularity of Cait Siths as affordable furniture has elevated recently, many people still don't realize that other races of Monsters have served similar purposes in the past. Elves, for example, have served as traditional musical instruments.

Here we have a pair of bongos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588817
Can't tell if I'd rather paizuri her or fap into her lewd knife ears.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite Monstergirl fairy tale?

I like Goldilocks and the Three Grizzlies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588826
Now we need someone to recite that bit from Wild Wild West.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588825
She's a young Wyvern and her Uncle is a Dragoon. To her that Uncle is her idol/hero, more so than her Dad is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588829
The Dragon and the Thief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13588831
So what does Daddy do?

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>>13588829
Folktale Wurms, but I don't hve a cap.

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>>13588836
>Six Wurms go swimming
>Wurm Leader counts everyone
>"Me, one, two, three, four, five..."
>"FIVE? THERE'S ONE MISSING! ONE OF US DROWNED! AAAAAAAAGH!"

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>>13588834
Daddy is also a Dragoon, but one that decided to use swords instead of spears. He also hasn't done as many overthetop stunts and moves.

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>>13588841
So he literally tells his wife
>Fly me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!

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>>13588844
Obviously. That little Wyvern looks up to her Uncle like he's the biggest damn hero on the planet.
He also lets her eat sweets whenever and lets her stay up later than her Dad does.

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>>13588817
French Fairies!
French monmusus have the fucking lewdest bodies imaginable, god.

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>>13588847
Sounds like he's the Cool Uncle. Daddy has to come up with some grand gesture. Like a duel on waifuback!

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What'cha doing Mega Nerds?

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>>13588853
Coming up with excuses not to write the update I was going to.
Excuse number 1, I'm reading The World God Only Knows.

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>>13588852
>Dad tries to be cool in his daughter's eyes again
>Wants to brawl with his brother to show it
>He agrees
>The Dad is knocked out very quickly
>"You never could beat me in a fight when we were younger, Adam."

>>13588853
Getting way into something involving uncles and Wyverns.

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>>13588857
Training arc ensues?

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>>13588861
Or he just accepts his daughter looks up to the same person he looked up to as a kid?

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>>13588863
Too anti-climactic. He doesn't have to win against Cool Uncle, it's enough for him to get tough enough to put up a great fight and leave everyone impressed.

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>>13588854
What's the creepiest you're willing to go when it comes to monstergirls?

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>>13588868
Or his daughter thinks her Dad is a jerk for beating her hero.
Or some Wurm pops up from the ground and knocks both of them out.

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>>13588883
I'm going to write a story about Slender at some point, so that creepy.
>>13588885
>for beating her hero
I didn't say he'd win, I said he'd put up an impressive fight.
>Or some Wurm pops up from the ground and knocks both of them out
Like in One Piece?
>THAT WAS A GREEEEAAAAT NAP!
>Hm? You shouldn't sleep on the floor, you'll catch a cold!

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>>13588883
Maximum overyan

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>>13588883

I want maximum creep.

I want abominations.

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>>13588883
I fap to Setouchi and Xelvy without guilt

[Anonymous No.]

Did that greent text about the Werewolf Fuhrer ever get finished?

And if it did anyone have the pastebin?

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>>13588892
>Black inky substance blowjobs
My dick is ready.

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>>13588900
http://pastebin.com/0N59VtB6

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>>13588891
>Maximum overyan

I don't really know how you could even get there with anything but a lilim, because really any monstergirl could tie you up, and it's not that hard to kill another girl for you, but what's the farthest a girl could go to keep you for themselves entirely?

>Lamia
>Coil you up and never let you go, inject magic monogamy mamono mana in the case of the shirohebi

>Spidergirl
>Tie you into her web and care for you the rest of your life. Terrible rape in the case of jurogumo and ushi-oni

>Kraken/water types
>Drag you to the inky depths where she'll never ever let you escape or be separated from her until you die

>Undead girl
>Stick your soul into some sort of doll and animate you for fucking while never actually giving you any self control

>Dragon girl
>Fly you away into some far off corner of the earth so that nobody will ever find you besides her when she wants to mate

>Tanuki
>Buy out all of your friends so that they never want to see you again. Send your family to work in far places and slowly alienate you until you accept her money and love by consequence

>Lilim
>Rewrite all of localized reality so that nobody knows you've ever existed besides herself
>Insert you into a pocket dimension where every living inhabitant is actually a copy of herself, all of whom want nothing more than to fuck you.
>Erase the concept of cheating within the boundary of her power and mutate all monstergirls into anti-ntr versions of themselves who can never fuck you in any way

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>>13588922
>Undead

You could have linked Wisp's profile as well. They're already pretty yan

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>>13588922
Also

>Lilim

My fucking fearboner

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>>13588920
Thanks anon.

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>>13588922
>Lilim
All my yes!

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Remember to fight the power and make the impossible possible. Only you can choose the tiger!

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To jump, press X. Press X again to glide!

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>>13588922
>not mentioning the best yandere oomukade

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>>13588993
That face. Please no.

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>>13589003
Let's see how your face looks when you're in free-fall.

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>>13589001
>telling an Oomukade 'no' so she keeps raping you harder and showering you with more affection

Would you attempt it?

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>>13589009
Ok, I guess that's fair enough. Probably be a pretty retarded face too.

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>>13589021
Also imagine you're six years old while free-falling.

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>>13589013
>She fails to understand you have no incentive to accept as long as she keeps drowning you in pleasure
>Days go by and the two of you continue furiously fucking without end
>Her eyes are red from the tears of being rejected despite doing her best to make you feel good
>Her entire body aches even as another orgasm rips through her and causes her to spasm
>Her cries of love and devotion have slowly become weak and timid "Please... I love you... Anon please... why? Even though I love you..."
>Eventually she just collapses against you completely distraught and suicidal from being rejected for such a long time

What do you do?

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>>13589013
Shes my waifu so of course
>oomukade kidnaps you
>keeps you in a cave far from civilization
>cooks every meal for you wearing an apron
>laces your meals with venom
>kisses you when you finish eating
>intense cuddlefucking commences

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>>13589025
Well, shit

She was the one raping me and now I feel like asshole for some reason.

I'd be honest.

Tell her I just didn't want her to stop and give her a kissu.

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>>13589025
Give her a kiss and let her rest. Gotta make some food for when she wakes up.

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>>13589037
>Give her a kiss
Then she won't be resting

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>>13589040
At least he didn't lick her face.

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>>13589040
Maybe he meant on the cheek?

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>>13589040
I was thinking more along the lines of kissing her forehead as she slumps down, rather than an actual kiss.

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>>13588975
But I was a Moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tiny Monstergirl
>Gets a big, strong bara husband
>She's the dominant one

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>>13589067
My penis likes this

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>>13589066
Moo-moo, moo-moo-moo?

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>>13589078
Moo

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>>13589078
Moo~

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>>13589078
>you will never make Hathor moo

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>>13589086

I like to imagine that Paladins of Hathor are initiated by inducing this dream state where they meet the goddess and nurse from Hathor herself. They take in her vitality and grow super strong from it.

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>>13589032
If she keeps on doing that, you're gonna develop immunity sooner or later.

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>>13589095
He'll just have to hunt down all sorts of delectable reagents to upgrade her venom.

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Alright, we're next up.

>>13589078
Man, holsts just keep mooving up and up on my list.

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>>13589120
That's it anon, join the herd of holst lovers.

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>>13589120
Just remember mad cow disease for holsts turn them in to human women.

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>>13589127
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

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>>13589137
>that holst with twintails on the left
A cow with handlebars, why did I not think of this before

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>>13589141
Because you were always preoccupied by their big horns

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>>13589134
Jesus christ. How horrifying.

>>13589143
I want to play with those little horns.

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>>13589109
Provided he wants to be continually poisoned.

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>>13589166
If I get a devoted yandere waifu out of it then why not

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>>13589175
A devoted but stinky yandere waifu.

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>>13589175
As a fellow cutie crawly lover I'd do the same thing. Being poisoned is everyday life when living with an Oomukade.

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>>13589188
>cutie crawly
Friggin' weirdos, man.

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>>13589188
Indeed it is. You really poison each other, since kisses do weird shit to Oomukade.

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>>13589191
But I'm happy being weird and other monster girls would probably find me creepy in the same way people find Oomukade creepy.

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>>13589200
You stink too, huh? And masturbate while watching people sleep? And make weird noises in people's walls?

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>>13589208
>And masturbate while watching people sleep?
Mainly that part. What can I say, sleep sex doujins are boner fuel.

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>>13589215
I knew it. You really do deserve each other! Now you better go learn how to cook spaghetti.

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>>13589215
>sleep sex doujins are boner fuel
Agreed. I haven't seen many myself, but they are usually pretty nice.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7liS-WlT6g

>MFW people admitting to not wanting to purge Oomukade and sticking to threadcanon that's she a spaghetti flavored centipede
>Not a serial sleep rapist who poisons her man just enough to get him hard and schlicks to him during the day just living his life

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>>13589217
>sneak some saliva into the spaghetti
>serve it to an Oomukade
>role reversal time
Alternatively slip it into her nightly glass of wine for the added effects.

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>>13589078
Hiss, hissasasss hiss hisss hiiiss sssssiihisss!

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>>13589078
>>13589245
Speak human, ya dorks.

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>>13589231
I like this plan

>"How do like being poisoned bitch now!!"
>She smiles and reply "All according to plan"
>-_-

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>>13589247
Wurmurmur?

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>>13589245
The snakes having a mind of their own could be amusing during sex
>Fucking her
>A couple of snakes look on in excitement
>One doesn't know if it should look away or not
>The other is a prude that would leave the room if it could and looks away.
>The last one is your wingman and simply gives a nod of approval

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>>13589250
>[X] Stare with disdain

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>>13589248
As long as I get a tipsy Oomukade that can't stop awkwardly giggling I'd be perfectly fine with falling into her trap.

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>>13589245
Does anyone here speak Python?!

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>>13589262
I can try. Ekanss?

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>>13589259

>Give an Oomukade some reefer
>She spends the next few hours zoning out and saying silly shit like "Woah... Anon! Hey, Anon! Why do I like... have so many legs... ?"
>"Who am I... What am I... ?"
>TFW amazing stoned sex
>TFW "Woah, my dick is totally inside of you"
>"Oho man... yeah it is"

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>>13589255
When you stare into the Wurm, the Wurm stares right back into you.

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>>13589267
And she was never stoned the whole time.

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>>13589273
>"What do you mean that was a garden plant I was totally high"

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>>13589262
I do, but not for free.

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>>13589268

>TFW threadcanon dictates that Wurms are retarded enough to not even understand a stare
>TFW an actual Wurm would totally take that as a signal that tells her "Fuck me like the little bitch-boy I am and make me ooze with your boulder destroying love"

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>>13589287
What's there to understand? She's looking deep into your soul and sees your pain, suffering, confusion, and desire. Then she coils around you and makes sure nothing can hurt you while she gives you lots of love to heal your scars.

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>>13589268
I'll protect the smile of Super Wurm!

With all this extra money I've stolen I'll get her the most vintage of wines, the nicest clothes, and most important of all the finest sweets!

And nothing could go wrong!

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>>13589287
I wish more people portrayed them like the ushi-oni tier rapetrains they are. They're far from dumb, they just have a one track mind focused on feeling good.

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>>13589296
This relationship deserves a story.
>>13589297
Philosowurm should have been extolling the virtues of hedonism then.

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>>13589297

Speaking of that.

That feeling when we'll never have a story about a guy running for his life from a rapetrain Wurm, bashing through boulders like a semi truck through a deer before finally catching him and telling him "You'll never escape. I have your smell, so before you claim this is hell, it's time to rape."

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>>13589287
>no wurm will ever rape you
>you will never marry a wurm that raped you
>she will never wrap you up in her impenetrable body while you sleep in order to make sure you're safe

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>>13589306
I want a Wurm to wrap around me and a Sandworm tongue while we're inside the Sandworm so we can all be safe and sound.

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>>13589306

>TFW telling a Wurm ready to pounce on her that you'll jam your knife into her soft underbelly if she even so much as tries it
>TFW she jumps at you anyway, and in your panic you hit her shoulder instead
>Rape
>Love
>But mostly rape

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>>13589302
You'll never get the greatest love story ever told!

Never!

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>>13589304
We had a story where a Wurm chased a guy and eventually raped him which is close I guess but I want one that knows exactly how terrifying the guy must find her and loves every bit of it.

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>>13589319
Not even if I... offered you your heart's desire? What's your pleasure sir?

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>>13589306
Good.

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>>13589324
No anon it's the opposite of that

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>>13589321

>A Wurm with the sadistic fear factor streak of a Manticore

Yes, this expands my dong

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>>13589297
You know I mainly dislike the rapetrain personality because you can't have pure loving waifu with rapetrain unless you're willing to act retarded.

If you follow her profile, then it's likely when she's raping you that you're justy tuesday night's meal and by tomorrow in the morning she'll be rampaging near the next town for a new boytoy until it breaks.

If you make them a little ditzy and baka then you can at least have that kind of pure personality in there with retard strength.

I really don't understand why people want another ushi-oni..

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>>13589328
Stop it anon. Stop being wrong.

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>>13588922
Is there a yandere monstergirl that could overwrite peoples memories?

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>>13589332
>I really don't understand why people want another ushi-oni..

Some people just have shit taste Billy, it's a waste of time trying to understand it.

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>>13589338
Gazer using her eye powers?

I'm guessing a lilim could do it just by using her overflowing magical abilities.

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>>13589342
For all we know, a yandere Youko or Inari could overwrite peoples memories too.

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>>13589332
Unlike Ushi though it says they're easy to tame meaning you could probably ease one into being more gentle. One could start out as a full on rapetrain and start feeling love and eventually guilt for how she treated you.

They can also turn into their huge dragon form which is very much unexplored. A Wurm realises someone hurt or upset her man? A normal Wurm is scary enough, one that transforms into it's monstrous form would be a living nightmare.

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>>13589342

>Gazer overwriting your memories until she's been your childhood friend all along
>Unlike most Cyclopses, she was reviled at school because of her 'gross eye stalks'
>But you were the only guy to treat her like a person over the trash diagnoga from the Death Star
>She went full yandere one day and broke your mind, and your memories by blasting you over and over with mind bullets
>One day after having sex with her, your memories start to come back
>Like when she had originally raped you in your own house after stalking you home
>Before blasting your mind into ruin
>Feel the anger building up like red hot fury
>She's looking at you with fear and confusion
>Snap, feeling nothing but the utmost pity for her
>She was always so alone, always
>Put a hand on her head, mussing her hair softly
>Tell her you'll always be her guardian
>She tries not to cry, cradled to your bare chest
>Cries alot

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>>13589296
>Be a masked thief.
>Robbing a tanuki's jewelry store.
>You've packed up the goods, and made it to the roof for a daring escape.
>"Stop right there, villain!"
> You turn around to see a wurm in a mask.
>"Drop the gems, and surrender!"
>"Oh? But what fun would that be? After all, I still haven't had a chance to give you...THIS!"
>In a flash, you reach into your cloak and toss your greatest weapon at her.
>Her super reflexes allow her to catch it in midair.
>It's a single red rose.
>"A symbol of my undying affection."
>She examines the flower for a moment before the petals burst, releasing a paralytic poison, leaving her helpless.
>Hear sirens in the distance.
>"I’d love to stay and play, but it seems our time is up. We’ll meet again, Super Wurm! Count on it!”
>Escape into the night with a hearty laugh while plotting your next heist to attract the beautiful Super Wurm.

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>tfw no super-powered yandere stalker

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>>13589368
From the brain that brought you the Cockatrice Caper, from the head that made headlines in every newspaper~

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>>13589397

>Yandere Wight mother figure taking care of her reincarnated husband

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>>13589411
Yes, I'd love to see more of that story premise.

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>>13589415

We all would, but I have too many people pestering me for too many things.

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>>13589419
I am now imaging this with batman as a wurm and Mr. Freeze as a YukkIonna

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>>13589419
I remember the first time I saw Heart of Ice. I never expected to cry while watching Batman.
Ahem. What's this stuff you're getting pestered about?